Daily Republican., 1885-02-27
GRAND Ieaagurasion Programme


the following programme Tor Cleve-
lands Inauguration, but It IL doubtful
II the hungry and thirsty Democrats
will carry It ont In every particular
On the morning Of the inauguration
all the Democrats who want al office
will gather at Washington. OF course
the city will not begin to hold them, but
lthey can MAS around IL by States In
solid platoons When the time for the
lceremoby draws near = mammoth Fro
cession will form near the White House
and will Advance 70 the Capitol In the
following order
,l Tho Presidentelect on . milk-white
, charger, pre,eded by . small boy bear
, Ing banner on which is inscribed,
This Is Jeffersonian Simplicity
II Vice. .Presidentelest Hendricks car
3 ried on the shoulders of one hundred
t Hoosiers, preceded by transparency
ri inscribed, "Why should you fear?
/. Y oncarry one greater than Ca, ar"
al A sQuad Of Bourbon Democrats,
n gnawiDg some old files pf TIVE Times.
Q Motto: though, Tough, sa roagh."
o Chairman Bar pum driving seven trick
mu les and holding alott transparency
n inscribed, The Only Greatest Show
d on Earth
yI One hundred assorted statesmen " ht
feel 1t IN their bones that Cabinetlight
,e ming will strike them preceded by |
n chorus OF small tigers singing, Ia
il triotsAre We"
q Ex.Senatfr Doolitt)e drawing y vel
b over hts lacerated feelings.
lyI George William Cart;s, Carl Schur
re and Henry Ward Beecher in their grea
se tablean scene, " The Mugwumps' Re
he vopge."
t, Delegations from every state an
he Territory representing the applican,
is for post offices, 10000 strong, precede
r. by a banner inscribed Turn th
mt Republican kascals Out Turn L
s., In"
OF Dan Manning, II. o. Thompson al
ed Carter Harrison, carry ing an oil pain
cs ing of the Augeau stables. Motto
We Have Cleaned Them Out"
Henry Watterson afd 8. j. Itanda
carrying Shekfnah inscribed
Democratic Tariff Poiicy-The Gre
What Is It."
nk The man who expects to be Collect'
ore OF the Port Of New York, 800 stron
to- Motto: Let me but collect the custo
TO- of the country, and l care not W
make its laws"
The Editor of The World in the act
inc writing lis celebrated article, "
bv vlFlummery, followed by 100 sandwi
ay men bearing on their backs a stateme
of The Worlds circulation.
The Southern chivalry In the sad,
=. 81, 900 strong Many bands playi
tne Dixie. Notices we Rule by Ris
lng' Divine and The Niggahs, by q
'cA' sab, have taken to the woods.'
Several deadly parallel columns
The Evening Post on foot and limp,
~ badly. Motto : I'VE are Little.
nth Oh. My !" =,
A regiment Of Mugwumps on Il
preceded by q band playing dir
cts. Transparencies inscribed We X
and at Everything" and "We rel
couldn't take an Office"
Democratic workers. Motto
and wan: Reform, but -sbere do we c,
ock, in ?"
One hundred picked Tam nj
braves, wearing Grape on tteir
,nds arms, preceded by q transparency
= a., scribed, =" Ichabod."
Mrs. Belva A. lockwood, one strt
on o fifty -four inch tricycle., way
n. aloft o handkerchief inscribed, "Gin
Fair Count.
st. John and his apostolic Legste
reet, he appeared in his great one act ia
.oes' +" Spot Cash, or Why Ran."
t1r. One hundred thousand Democr
b the rary hnngry and verv thirsty. bea
will hu ,ransnarencv ipscribei. ..sRef
"o Will Keep"
Five men in single file (the only {
pest, in the country who believe in .he ID
low ocratic cry OF reform. Motto 4"
Me- Fools Are Not All Dead Yet"
.rson A solid phalaux of Democrats
,hase know they won't get anything, carry
q transparency inscribed:" Butchers
lent. Make a Roman Holiday.
Pee The Rev. Dr. BurcbaId oorne aion
and alliteratlon's artful aid. Motlo: "
but not Least.
NJ oil We hope that the managers will N
viii our suggestion In the spirit in whit
IA is made. If they do, they will pre-
~ to the world q great historic
ture of the Democracy az IL is, the
nd in of which will bs handed down to q
al at cations vet unborn,
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