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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21
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-"All your own fault.
II you remain sick when you can
Get hon biftgrs that neyef=Fall.

II Ntu tttA2tlu sim " Ntu Jpu NHh
Get hop btters that never-Fail.
The weakest woman, smallest child,
and sickest invalid can use hop bitters
with safety and great good.
old men tottering around from Bheu-
matism, kidney trouble or any weakness
will be made almost new by using hop bit
tiers.
.sg- My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use of hop bittars md 1 re-
commend them to my people. Methodist
Clergyman.
ASK any good doctor II hop
Bittsrs are not the best family medicine
On earthiIi
Malarial fever, Ague and Biliousness,
will leave every neighborhood as soon as
hop bitters arrive.
"My mother drove the paralysis and
neuralgia all out of her system with hop
bitfers."-Ed. Os0ego Sun.
sz8 Keep the kidneys healthy with hop
bitters and you need not fear sickness"
Ice water is rendered harmless and
more refreshing and reviving with hop bit
tiers in each draught.
The vigor of youth for the aged and In
firm in hop bitters | IT
fat the change OF life norhing equals:
SHop Bitters to anay all troubles incident
lutitlO-E
-"rhe best periodical for ladies TO take
moathly, and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit is hop bitters."
Mothers with sickly, f~retful, nursing
children, will cure the children and beneht
themselves by taking hop bitterS daily.
Thousands die annually from somc
form of kidney disease that might have
been prevented by a timely use oi hop bit
tiers.
indigestion, weak stomach Irregular.
ties of the bowels, caunot sxist when hop
bitters are used.
A timely = q = use Of nop
Bitters VIII keep a whole family
In robust health a year ut a little cost
TO produce real genuine sleep aud
child-lIke repose all night, take = little hop
bitters on retiring.
1S-NOne genuine without q bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, poison
ms sfuH " IN stIODN ar asHOOay i'm Iheir mama
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

He HAD just rad ms hair cut and re.
turned home,
"HumI' he says, after examining
himself in the glass. critically, Il guess
| shall have to go back to the BARRIERS
shop again. This will never dot"
Whats the natter" says his wife.
has he cut your hair too longP"
mo. oonfound him; he's gone and
cut it too short. I'll make him cut 1t
owe again."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Rattroad Trans. English practical
science demonstrates that reversing au
engine on a railroad train has scarcely
a p%erceptible effect in checking it, the
main reliance must be upon the brakes
In one case where the engine was
reversed a quarter of a mile from the
station, the train passed the station at
n rate OF twenty miles an hour.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

"GooD morning. Are you a contrac-
tori"
Yes, sir"
Building contractor"
81 am, SIR"
do you build churches and theaters
and school houses and asylumsP"
j. Eyes, sir. What a ! do for your"
Nothing special; only L hope you
will keep right on building them just
as they are built to-day. Hope you
won't be induced to get any new fan
gled notions in your head"
Why, sir, Who are you anyway"
"Oh. I'm only an undertaken"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Al" important discovery in eronautics
is reported from Germany, BY the aid
oil compressed carbonic acid the Gas IN
balloons is condensed or expanded at
pleasure, causing the balloon to ascend
or descend at the scronaut's will.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

AN indiana farmer states that he
cured heaves in horses by withholding
hay from them and substituting green
food in it's place. He also gives a ball
as large as walnut, composed of equal
parts Of a balsam OF FIR and balsam OF
cspaiha.
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Beautiful Chrome Cards Free.

A very handsome set of Elegant Flora
Cards will be sent free Of cost to al
who send their address on a postal care
TO Kennedy q Co., No. % Wood street,
Pittsburgh, Pa, manufacturers of Car,
boIine, the great Petroleum Hair Re
newer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Paper PAiO10s. -The making OF
counterpanes and pillow shams out OF
paper is now one of the industries of
New Jersey. No. l manila paper is
used, two large sheets being held to.
gether by a small Irvine at intervals of
three or four inches, gummed so as to
stick the sheets together where the
twine lies. The margin of the counter
pane has a hem, in which is more of the
twine, to keep 1t from tearing. Beauti-
tul designs are printed on the upper
-urface of the counterpane aud pillow
shams. which make a very neat appear
ance. When they become wrinkled thet
can be made smooth by hot fay
irons.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

CATTLE-MEN and stock.owners Of the
Yellowstone Valley are waging a war o.
determination against the numberless
bears, prairie wolves and coyotes that
are committing ravages Oh the cattle
herds on the north side of the Yellow
stone river,
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Belief in the immortality Of the soul
appears almost universally in the earli-
est records of human thought.

= Premature decline of power in
either sex, however induced, speedily and
permanently cured. Consultation free.
Book for three letter stamps. Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
N. V >
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

A STIFF whisk- broom Is better to re
move the dust and dirt from a horses
legs than a c~urrycomb. Many horses
with thin skins are exceedingly nervous
and FESTIVE IN the hands of careless
grooms, n this often de-
generates into viciousness.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

THE chickens most likely to fatten
well are those first Matched IN the brood
aud those with the shortest legs. Long
legged fowls, as a rule, are the most
difficult to fatten.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Bill STUBBhEFBLD of Del Rio, Tex
as, being in New York, and walking on
Broadway. saw a sign in q store win.
dow: "Aqua Sc ha6tG espGnoi." or
Here they talk Spanish" AS Bill
could talk Spanish ~fuently, owing to
his living among Mexicaus on the Rio
Grande, he went into the store, and be-
gan to iabber Spanish to the clerks,
none of whom, however, were able to
reply.
who the mischief speaks Spanish
here. anyhow
Dose Mexican schentlemans vat
comes here to buy dings," replied an
Israelitish clerk.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

The CONVERSATION OF ISGREDtBSrs
used In making Browns BRoSCBrAL
TRoCHEs is such as to give the best posi-.
lie effect with safety. They are the best
remedy in use for Coughs, Colds, and
Throat Diseases.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

LoTTIE was invited with her mamma
to a dinner party. a gentleman grsvely
asked her, Are you a vegetarian"
mo-" promptly replied Lottie, "I'm a
Presbyterian"
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RnrsFsTRR a Y Ian o.

sIRs: Acknowledging your favor duly
received, we would say: The best proof
we can give you that the statements
made by D.. Henion are entirely true,
and would not have been published un-
sss strictly SO, is the following testi-
uouial from the best citizens of Roches-
Ter. and e. card published by Rev. DIR.
Feote, which you are at liberty to use
if You 0ish.
Il FL & On
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Good temper is the philosophy of the
heart, a gem in the treasury within,
whose rays are reflected on ali outward
Objects,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

RAJsrNG PEANUTS. - You can raise
peanuts on almost any kind of land.
Have yonr ground good and loose; fur
row on so as to have the rows as close
as you can pillow between them. Then
drop " seeds at a place. about eigh-
Teen inches apart; keep the weeds and
draw a little dirt to them each time.
lie red ones are the best; their
stems will suoot INTO the ground. The
same style OF cultivation will do for the
%hite ones, but you viii have to cover
the blossoms OF the white. but not OF the
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

CoJorless Cement.-A foreign journal
furnishes the following formula for a
nearly colorless cement. suitable for
glsss: Seventy parts fine cut, pure
India rubber, which has not been vul-
oanized; dissolved in 100 parts of chic.
roiorm; when the rubber is thoroughly
dissolved and fifteen parts gum mastic.
Ii VIII require several days to dissolve,
and 1t must be kept in stoppered bottles
out of the reach of heat,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Civilization has ats drawbacks. 1t is
SAID that not only mas the a~euteness OF
vision OF civilized pan fallen below the
standard common imong savage nations
put at h same tiAe the eyes OF civil
ICED nan often depart from the normal
or approximately spherical formation,
ertoer becoming iattened from front to
oack SO as to bring Te1ina too near
the surface. or eloug ID fron front to
oack so as to renova tie rstina too far
from the surface.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Our willingness to acknowledge what.
ever is good in religion foreign to our
own has always been a very common
trait OF human nature.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

If our highest spiritual states the
reward is IN keeping the command
ments, not for keeping them,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Diversity Of worship has divided the
human race nto seventy-two nations.
From all their dogmas / have selected
one-Divine Love.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

IT has been found that cream is more
easily churned when the cows have
been fed on ensilage than when they
have been fed on corn meal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Do not allow poultry to freeze before
packing. It gives a blue, punched look
and it will not keep, as alter thawing it
soon spoils,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

high Pressure Ptpes.-Pipes made
Of steel plates are coming into use 10
England tor the conveyance Of watel
under high pressure. The plates are
coated with lead on both sides b,
immersion or otherwise. then rolled L
form, rlyeted, soldered the whole Length
and covered with pitch. The first cos
is said 20 be not greater than that D.
iSons
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

FO,D AND DRINK FOR TIE SIeK BE
careful 10 Rave everything you use very
sweet and clean as the sense OF taste
and smell are very sensitive in sickness.
Never cook articles for the sick over
smoke or blaze, as il will thu, impart
smoky taste. When the mixture is
thick stir often to prevent burning. Be
very careful in putting III seasoning not
to put i n too much, as 1t is easy to add
but not to subtract. Always have 8
clean towel, a clean handkerchief and q
clean waiter for use in attending upor
the sick.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

The first marriage in four years has
just been celebrated in Hayerhlll, Mass.
At that rate it would require 2 800 years
to marry off the m~arriageble portion of
the population. Let q law be enacted
%forbidding marriage there, aud the
whole town wall be married and settled
inside of twelve months.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

TIPsY CAKE.-TAke o sponge cake
that is not less than three days old. il
the bottom of it Is not entirely smooth
make it so, to enable il to stand firmly
in the dish. NJ ke a small hole il The
center, and pour into It and over the
cake enough sweet wine to soak the
cake nicely. When the cake is soft
blanch two ounces Of alulnuds, and cut
each into four STRIPS; stick these ali
over the snriaco of the cake, then pour
around it a rich eustard; one pint OF
milk will be about enough, and from
five to eight eggs. If you wish &c
cover the top of the cake with a mer.
inRue, use eight yolks for the custard,
and the whites OF two eggs, and reserve
the rest Of the eggs for the top. adding
about four tablespoohtuls OF powdered
sugar and havoriug to suit your taste.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

DEy1LED Edds Put a dozen fresh
eggs into z pan Of cold water, set the
pan on the fire, and after the water
comes to a boil, let them remain boli-
for fifteen minutes. Then take them
out and put them INTO q bowl of cod
water to stand for a minute y two,
that the shells may be more readily re-
moved. Take eff the shells, cut the
eggs into halves and carefully remove
the yolks without bruisiBg ar breaking
the whites. Maize a thick paste by
mixing the yoika smoothly with a table
spoonful of anchovy sauce. seasoning
it with salt and cayenne pepper. FIJI
the white hslves of the egg with this
paste, and after sIioing of the point OF
each, stand tbem upon a dish in any
deslr d form and ill the intervening
spaces with finely chopped lettuce.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

FoR a homemade disipfectant dissolve
a bushel of salt in a barrel of water,
and with the salt water slack a barrel of
lime, which should be wet enough to
form a kind of paste. For the purpose
of a disinfeetant his homemade CHI bride
of lime is nearly as GOOD as that pur
chased atthe shops. Use it freely about
SINKS. cellars, CUTTERS and out-houses,
and in this way prevent sickness, suffer
ing and expense.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

The primevsl impulses OF the human
soul have been essentially the same
everywhere.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

A true and genuine ~impudence is ever
the effect of ignorance. without the
sense Of ID.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

FIRST MANUFACTURER-''I hear that
you are going to start your wooden mills
again. 1t can't be true, is IT."
Second Observation-Disclosures 1t is.
expect to run them night and day
light along"
"Whewl You must have got some
big ORDERS"
"WelI, no; not that, exactly. But
there is going to be an enormous de-
mand for wooden fabrics. and l want to
be prepared"
"You don't say sol Why, on what
do you base your belief"
Ear mufis have become popular in
st. Louis"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Never speak evil of another while you
are under the influence of envy and
malevoIence.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

SrooN CAsEs,-Those who ara not 81
fortunate as to have Ye.vat-lined case,
for their silver spoons and forks can
protect them in this manner: Take n
strip of the heaviest canton hanuei. wide
enough so that after laying the spoon,
and forks on 1t, the cloth can be folle,
over them. Then stitch a band of the
material to the upper part OF it apc
tasten, leaving the space or loop.
through which toslip the silver.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Greatest m~ischiefs happen often from
meanness, folly, and vanity, than from
the greater sins of avarice aud ambi-
tinn
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

GREEN IN WISrER-t'or a luxuriani
growth Of green III winter put somt
charcoal IN the bottom Of a suitabl,
vessel (hyaciath glasses), and ill viii
water. Put in thrifty slips OF EugisI
and German ivy, and the varieties o
tradescautia, If sand is used, p,ac,
the stems firmly in it. As the water
eyaporates fill with fresh. A beautfu
effect is produced by simply placing +.
handful of the heads of wheat in a vas,
OF water.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

MRS. GoULD-"Georgie, have you
watered the borseP"
Georgie-"Yes, mother.
"And the fowers2"
Yes, mother"
"Well. then, 20 down to the office
and help your pa with his stocks"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Work to-day, for you know not how
much you may be hindered tomorrow.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

II sou are losing your gripon life, try ",gens
Health KeueWer.r Goes direct to weak spots
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

FRS: An Fits stopped free. Treatise and 81 90
trial bottle Of Or. Kline's Great Nerve Restorer
Tree 10 FIT cases. send 10 DIR. Kline, 9Sl Arch.St,
Philadelphia, Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

A BREAD fcrumb omelct is excellent
If served with roast laU,h~o- yoaa. Ore
plat of hread crumbs, u large spoonful
e psrsley, rubbed very fine, half OF 8
tiny onion chopped fine. Best two egg
light, add a teacupful of milk. a trace
of nutmeg, and pepper and salt hber
ally; also a lump of butter the / z Of {
small egg. Mix all together, and bake
in a slow oven, on a buttered pie plate.
when light brown turn it out of the
plate ard serve at opce.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

WHEN old Jacques broke through the
ice-''Your name2 Your address,
Eyes, but" mot a world 1t is for
hidden to battle in this lake and | am
net here to listen TO extenuating cir
cumstances."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

1t is the small leaks that impoverish
a household. 1t is the small economies
that lead to affluence.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

MINCED P5BK.-Mince two pounds Of
cold roast pork, freeing it from any fat
OF SKIN, and seasoning 1t with pepper
and salt and a littlo dry mustard. Ont
up SIX or eight large, tart apples, mine
ing them very finely, first removing the
skins and, core. Pat the minced apples
into ii saucepan with q quarter OF a
pound Of good butter, and four medium
sized onions, also minced. Set the
saucepan over a moderate fire and cook
the contents unt1 tender. stirring them
20 prevent burning. When tender add
half a cupful of roast pork gravy Tor
the same quantity of good stock) two
tablespooufuls of vinegar and a lttie
brown t~hickeDing. When the has
boiled for FIVE minutes. STIR lu the
minced pork, and when 1t becomes thor
oughly hot squeeze in q little lemon
juice and serve at once,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Heaven is a palace with many doors.
and each one may enter his WI way.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

.RouGh on Itch"
"Rough on Itch' cures huTaors, eruptions, RAG
worm, letter. salt rheum, frosted feet, chiblaius.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

The greatest injury that an enemy
can do US, is to accustom our hearts 10
hatred.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Superstition is a sort of parody of
faith,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Ladies' who would retain freshness aud vi
yacity. Don't fail to Try "Wells' Health R~enewer.p
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

there cannot bs $ 2rsatsE rudeness
man 70 Interrupts s2otta II the Sirrent
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

One Of the latest forms of freless
locomotives, as Is quite in advance Of
other devices for tins purpose. as the
engine will run and work anywhere
without any conductive connection with
n station being Necessary. When the
boiler has been charged the engine is
ready for use and works liAe an ordinary
engine, but after the steam has per
formed lie ordinary duty in the cylinder,
It supplies by becoming condensed, the
heat which produces a fresh portion Of
steam, and the o quickly the piston
works the more force will be liberated,
the engine thus appearing to be its own
source OF power. The limit OF action
from want of coal IN the ordinary case
here sets IN with want OF strong caustlc
soda, which by the continuous absorb.
ton of steam lually becomes diluted.
When the engine LAS thus exhausted
itself both the water and the soda solu-
ton have to be drawn Of, the soda to
be concentrated again by evaporation
and the boiler 10 be fehlled with water
of the required temperature, A cOntin-
uous process is therefore not possible
with the arrangement Ia question.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

DR. TogeI, an authority, says that
the mtensl6cation OF the geiatine dry
plate is almost n matter Of impOssibility,
because the action of some OF the chem
icals n the development really tsns the
gelatine. and the obtaining of the foot,
hold by subsequent process is not
possible for the chemicals.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

10 the Editor or ne LiDiaG Church, chtcd0o, M
iIeI5 ao1 published IN the Rochester
DaH1eyat and CHRONICLE of the 31st of
December, q statement made by, j. b.
Henlon, ND, ~narrating how he had
been cured Of Bcight's disease of the
kidneys. almost in its last stages, by
the use OF Warmers Safe Cure. 1 "a
referred TO ia that statement, as having
recommended and urged DIR. Henion to
try the remedy, which he did, and was
cured. The statement of DIR. Henlon
is true, SO far as it concern myself,
aud l belieye it to be true in all other
respects. he was a parishioner OF
mine and / visited him in his sickness.
[ urged him to take the medicine aud
woald do the same again to any n
who Was troubled with a disease of the
kidneys ana liver.
ISRAEL FooTE, ODD
(Llte) Rector of st. Paups Episcopal
Church. Rochester. N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

A CULTIVATED crop thrives in proper
ton TO the effectiveness of the cultlva.
ton. To suppose that the killing of
weeds is the only purpose of the cultiya-
ting of a crop is a mistake. A premium
crop of potatoes was hoed every day III
the season until the crop was gathered.
Stirring Of the soil is equivalent to
fertilization, and. as long as there is
room to pass between the rows, a weekly
working OF the soil-the surface only
will be beneficial.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21
Create an Appetite

PEPTILA. on account OF the w0nderfDI resnits
nom is use, ana the decided medicinal charas-
f~eristcs wnlOn are - lnielibly slammed upan ne
article mai none fslr0 recognize them friaI
more fhsn verines our claim Prepare only bv
a HOOD a 20, Apottecarles, 10 ,F. Mass
Price $40. SIX m 500 Sold bv an aguqgIsfs
and Dea eFs 10 Medicines.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

b. the use OF H0stptters Stomach Btters the
aTuc srI appearance of the g0lntenance and
s~aiowne5s OF dgspeptics are s0pnlanted by a
healthier Took, and as TIE food y assinil ted, the
b0ts acquires substance. Appetite is restored,
and the nervous system refreshed with much
neesied siumber, through the use Of This medicine,
Rhirn rs also beneficial TO persons Of a rneumatt
ten1ency, and an ines Unable preventive OF fever
and ague.
M sale By al Druggists aud Dealers gen,
&alH
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

Courage of the weak, gentleness Of
the. stronghold worthy of alteration,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21
L A in its Various Forms
DR.. RAILWAYS
SarSaparillian ReSOlyent,

For the cure Of all Cnronlc Diseases, enronlo
rheumatism, S~crofala, Glandular Swelling, dack-
ing. DRY Cough, Cancerous Affections, ~~yphllItic
Complaints, Bleeding OF the Lungs, Dyspepsia,
Water Brash, Waite Swellings, Tum jrs, Pimples,
Blotches, EruptiOns OF the Face, Ulcers, skin and
Hip Diseases, Mercurtal Diseases, Fe male COn-
plants, Gout, Dropsy, Ricketts,, Salt RheGm, Bton-
chi is, Consumption, Kidney, Blsttief, Liver
Complaints, etc.
SCROFULA,
Whether from parents or acquired, Is
within the curative rangs OF the SAk5APAhiL-
Liam HESOLVENT
Cures have been made where persons havs
been afflicted with Scrofula from their youth up
TO 20, 80 and 40 years of age, by
DR.. Railways Sarsaparillian Resolvens.
A remedy composed OF Ingredients OF extraor.
binary MEDICAL properties, essential to purify,
heal, repair and invigOrate the broSen-down and
wasted body-QuICK, PLEASANT, SAFE and PEeXA-
MINT In its u eatment and cure.
OLD BY DRUG GISTS Price, $l.00 Dsr bottle.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21

HE HAD just Rad ms hair cut and r,

"kOuRh on IOOthhche.
instant relief for neuralgia, toothaehe, face.
ache. Ask for "RQuga on ToOthache." t5&25c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-02-21
Fl. Fl. WARNER & 90.
linn H-man eoncern.

IL wfaw IL may concern:
In the Rochester Democrat and
rHra4tria OF December 81, there ap
pHafei a statement in the form OF a card
irou Dr.. J. 3. Henion, Of this city, re-
counting his remarkable recovery from
Baeat's disease of the kidneys, after
~ssvara. doctors of prominence had
glsau him mp, by the use of Warmers
Safe Cure. We are personally or by
reputation acquainted with DIR. Heni-
on. aud We believe he would publish
no statement not literally true. We
are also personally or by reputation
well acquainted with H. II. Warner 81
Co.. rroprlstors of that remedy, whose
commercial aud personal standing in
tins community are of the highest or
der, aud We believe that they would
not publish any statements which were
not literally and strictly true in every
particular.
c. Ii. Prisons. (Mayor Of 'Roches-
ter
va. Purcell, Editor Union and
Advertiser
W. d. smart, (ez-surrogate. Monroe
LDd4tf.J
Edward Frost. (ex-Olerk, Monroe
County,
E. B Fenner, (ex-D District Attorney,
Nonror C4unty.)
J. NJ, Dtyy. lex Member Congress,
Rochester
john S. Morgs1, County Judge,
Monroe County.)
Hiram Sbley, Capitalist and Seeds
men
". C. Rowley, (ex-County Judge,
Monroe Oounty.)
John Van Voorhis. (ex-Member of
C5ngrgss.)