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w ANrED-A FlRsT-CLAss BAR
w Der; Flrst-elass wages paid. FRANK
KATE, sherman, Texas. nov4-2t
WANTEU--SADDIlE HANDS Al TEN ,,
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W . Harry Eros, Elm street, royS-4t
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w AhTED--THBEGIIVE BOYS, ID o.
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w the towns in Northeastern Texas 10
sen the New Com 0ination Corset. Address
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INT ANTED-TRAVE LERS, If You GO
~ 10 CleoUrne, stop at the Cali House:
nsWly furnished; 80 steps from the railroad
depot; a splendldteble. 81 and $3.50, accord
ing torooms. A ]. oBsIAE, Proprietor.
w ANrED - TWO GOOD CHAMBER-
w maids at ". George h1tel. oet22-tf
UOR Bale OR RENT-ResIanraDt anu
A fixtures, good location, steady trade;
also i've furnished rooms above restauf-
ant; Ill new and elegant fixtures aud FUR
niture Address 7& Elm street oct20.tf
VSJ ANTED-A GOOD WUMAA TOCOOh
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w 10 cook, wash and iron, other as care
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references required. Applv to MRS. j, L.
MURPHY, on Belt Line Street Railway,
corner % Mckinney avenue aAd Masten
street, oct7-tf
yXTAETEp-IGI HOUSES 10 RENT
w and 100 farms TO sell ELLIS &
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mr. H. =. DAVIS,
II homeopathic Physician.
special attention given to diseases of
women and children, formulated sore eyes
cured, Office 80 Elm street, Postoilice
Block, Dallas, Texas
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wv ARTED--rHRE LIVE BOYS, ID o.
W lSyears Old, aud Two women cBu fiud
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For ihe Public ale Of
T I. 0 W n / OF s
~ THE TOWN OF
l. u r. Us *

- 80
Situated in Angelina county, Southeast
Texas, 81 the Junction OF the Houston,
East q West Texas ,Bremoud'sl railroad
and the Kansas & Gulf Short Line railroad,
~ toiles from Shreveport, lS1 miles from
houston, and ID miles from Tyler, 10 tase
place ON Tuesday, November a, 1855, com-
mepcing ut O'Clock, u. IN
herels the opportunity FOR business men
anu investors generally never before offered
~ town lot sales In the history OF this
siate The town OF Luillln will mt only
control the entire trade OF Angelina county
but Is the natural distributing and trading
point Tor portions o the counties OfSabiue,
san Augustine Nacogdoches, Newton,
Jasper, Tyler Polk, Trluity, Houston and
CneroEee' Two independent lines of rail-
way give II through connections north
south, east and west. A fine farming
country surrounds II. Its situated at the
gateway of the great lumber regions OF
southeast Texas.
There will be crested here an elegant
Union Depot to cost about 5000, besides
other depot buildings, round houses, ma.
chluo shops and stock yards
Excursion trains from all points Half
iare from AL stations on lines of these
roads, which will be refunded to purchase
ers OF lots TO amount of SleO. Usual terms
ot sale, Refreshments on the grounds and
ample accommodation FOR all.
For further information and for mans
ana circulars giving n correct description
OF the surrounding country address
JOHN BURST,
- Land Agent, Tyler, Texas,
Ii. ID. HALsEY, huctioLecr.
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A ,yEnrS WANTED FOR A NEW
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w 10 cook, wash and iron, other as care
ful curse, To serve In a small family; Gond
e'ereuces required. apply to MRS. j, Z.
MURPHY, on Belt Line Street hallway,
corner % Mckinney avenue aAd Masten
Z ireet. Oct7-tf
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on'd buygles otUl continue their
rsuE at The head of rho rrAde. No. 72G
Mao IrEst.
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Residence, corner OF san Jacinio aud IA
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OF thousands in our possession, showing
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NOR SALE--A SACRIFICE SALE-
x Three lots and two houses for half their
value 1850 only For particulars, amply
to the fourth house, northwest corner Polk
and Preston strest., No. 1923. ]. lzES,
CaQU- QOf
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Wy AETEp-I0I HOUSES 10 RENT
w and 100 farms 10 sell ELLIS d
PEAscE, Reai Estate and Collecting
Agents, coo Main street, Dallas, Texas,
Several good city properties for sale on easy
terms. oct6-Sit
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NJ AtptD-A COMPETENT COOK;
w also a careful, steady nurse None
hut the best need apply. address, MRS, II.
c. COKE, So Bryan street.
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y. e. Burr d Be1. arB sole ageats
ios the cei"bfa,od "Ku9X dtt" tua
very bpat made COS iaiu srres;.
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ENOk BALE OR notwithstanding and
A fixtures, good location, steady trade;
also i've fGrnlshed rooms above restauf-
ant; I'll new and elegant fixtures aud fur
niture Address 726 Elm street oct20.tf
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EOR SALE JERSEY CATTLE = 20
a head Of thoroughly acollmated cows
and heifers, selected from the best dairy
herds Of the north. Apply ~ the SsUTH-
WEST LAND Co. 705 Main street ocSO.7t
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HOR SALE-B0Tli STOWE An CORD
y wood Of az var cites, at reasonable
prlcesi also tull line Of horse feed. A, DYs-
Dallas. octi5.tf
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EOR aALE-HOuSH OF -FOUR ROOMS
a and hnc gallery; good cellar aud els
ierai lot t5N!Ili me fruit, splendid b9r-
gain. WILL A, WArR1U d Co, Herald
Building. senojeod-tf
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No 700 Congress Avenue, Austla, Texas.
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w ANTED-A FlRsT-CLASa BAR
w Der; Flrst-elass wages paid. FRANK
KATE. sherman, Texas. rov4-2t
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.. o. Wollsr Il Co.,, corner Harwood
and Elm atTeet,, ore tpe oH+a eTGaers.
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TOR SAILS - TO TIMERS - ONE
u 20-inch Folder. one 2O.iuch Beader,
good as new, at ona-half price, Address
Box 81, sherman, Texas. nuVl-6t
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JNOR SALE Az y BANG aIN-LARGE
y number ofcases aud chases OF various
SEES printers IN neeo OF either VIII find II
HERALD,
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V{TANTEO--LADl AGENTS II ALL
w the towns in Northeastern Texas TO
sen the New Combination Corset, Address
Mas, III. A FARLEY, Dallas, Tex. ocS0-7t
{NT ANTED-TRAVELERS, If YOU GO
~ 10 ClebUrn5, stop at the CALI House;
nswly furnished; 80 steps from the railroad
depot; a splendid table u and Sl.50, Accord
ing torooms. A ]. OiBRIAN, Proprietor.
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Go tH Muen7s's, 9l2 E,m rect. for
Preserve, J-i'le1, ere.
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E0R SALE-BARGAfN- 5INKER
II & Davis ap-hUrse-pOWer engiue, new,
never used; one 3O-pawer boiler, new;
pump, pipes and everything connected
with boiler and engine. For particulars,
inQnira Of Dallas Cracker Co octlG-ti
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AsEy)nr gr'ear to- Nlupu'ascrasn5.
cCrna esl.
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fl9K 5hLh--IN THE CEDARS, ON
II Bel. Line railway, coroer Akard and
Park streets, n neat cottage of rooms, be-
sides servants room, bath room, cistern,
wood house etc; good iron picket fence,
with lot 6OXl32; price $1,000; on easy terms,
by II. kRuEaEL, on premises oct26-7t
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IN ROBUST heallh year alta little cost.
TO produce real genuine sleep and
child-like repose all night, take littls
hop hitters on retiring.
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NOR SALE--N GOOD aGOO -U.HANB
y organ NJ low price, and easy terms &c
desired WILL y. WATltIS * Co, Herald
building,
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M n ELU--A EAEIN Ak IN A NkAL
W Estste, Loan and collection Ag -ncy
in Dallas. \ respectable lawyer with good
ecnnectiOn ana large acquaintance ia
North Texas preferred, The business wilt
not Interfere with his law practice. Tho
necessary capital viii be furnished by the
advertiser. Best VI references. Adore
AGENCY, care Dallas Herald. nnvl-llt
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[. Wv FsFkAIF4- vi y . Y ULN Z hDTI, 4
L house, 40xil feet, near Union depot,
suitable for lunch room and fruit store
Wants to sell Immediately. a good chance
to m9ke money, AS owner Is dslng n good
business there now. Apply to +. DICHIAEA,
opposite Express Office, Union dspot. nov
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"Sls.Se- fNLv6niu suH@aes
r'' hor,r ;.-s qt 50 lrst ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-08-29
Arctic Ice Drifts.

according to Nature of the 18th instant, In
formation received Of the weather in Northern
M"rway 70 the middle Of July shows that 1t had
Till then been "very cold. the highest temper
EEsure Delng only 44.6 degrees to 4d.8 degrees
n niHhrenne1s In the day and below freezing at
enormous ice masses Which nave this summer
o from the polar regions on the Ameri-
thn n sue right into the Gulf Stream, which has
snnereDy become greatly cooled-a circumstances
TIN rhhmensely affecting the weather in Norway.
t 1HD same Journal adds:-ssWe learn from cap
49, Tas VINO nave returned from seal hunting on
~ cI 1851 ~1st coast OF Greenland and the sea north
=, ice Iceland the hardly any were caught owing
Inc asns, ice masses which are descend
mar ~ra Tue east coast of Greenland this sum-
s'so1s sseauy In excess OF previous year"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-08-29
Emperor Williams WAY.
HOW THE VENERABLE POTENTATE PASSED HIS
TIME AT GASTEIN.
Coc$a Taffa 40 or;,

HOW THE VENERABLE POTENTATE PASSED HIS
TIME AT GASTEIN.
Gastein Letter to Paris News
This village is near Salzburg, a town in Aus
tria famous for its old fortress castle and a
quaint cemetery on the mountain side, in
which are buried seven women wives of a very
wicked man who murdered them one after the
other by tickling their feet till they died. The
Emperor William comes to Gasten every year
to stay, usually about three weeks. His visit is
always looked forward to with much impa-
thence. as the benevOence and kindness of the
aged monarch are well-established facts.
The emperor's daily life here is very simple
He is no longer strong enough to make long
walks, and the roads to all the heights are ex-
tremely fatiguing; but he takes his daily con-
larly as far out the Kotcha Thai, where
there is a little inn with a nice garden looking
from Austria He takes his baths always at
the BadenschlOss, where he lives, and where
every day seven gentlemen receive invitations
This o'clock meal over the Emperor walks
out to the Schwartz Lie, cafe-hOtel in the
woods, where there is a BATTLE-GROUND. Here he
used to play game or two, but does SO no more.
After the last attempt on the SOvereigns' life
Schwarze Lie telegraphed him her congratula-
was never answered and she supposed herself
forgotten. But the next time William came to
Gastein he drove up To the little inn to make
his personal excuses to Lize and to present her
with large photograph Of himself, with some
words written on It by his own hand. The sim
pie woman keeps this gift in her best bedroom
and under it is a bronze crucihx before which
she says her prayers.
The emperor is kind and agreeable to every
body, and the Austrian ladies are particularly
Overjoyed at his friendly ways, as they are not
accustomed to such cOndescension in their
court service. But his majesty has very few in
innate friends. One of these is the Countess
Lehendorff-Steinart,w who lives with her daush-
ters in the Villa Solitude. The countess and
her husband try to invite around them all
those elements of society ut Gasten that are fit
for his imperial presence, and IN return tor
their kindness he goes to take tea at the villa
three or four times every week. The young
ladies also get up private theatricals to amuse
the old gentleman. A little anteroOm divided
from the parlOr by wide glass door is fitted up
as the stage, and the roles are played by OFF,
GERS of the emperor's suite and ladies from So
ciety hereabOuts. The countess Is highly edu-
Gated, and possesses great mental capacities
and accomplishments. She talks to her venera-
BILE guest very freely, and on subjects which
others would hardly dare to touch upon. Her
villa is very plainly furnished; there Is no car
pet on the floors, nothing but oil-cloth; the
chairs and tables are made of white wood, and
the walls are by no means richly gilded or deco
rated.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-08-29

saratoga Correspondence n. Y. World
One OF the most peculiar looking men at
Saratoga is John Graham, the noted criminal
lawyer. He is very short and stout. His large
round head is set very low upon thick neck
His hair is curling blonde mass, which falls 80
thickly from under his light gray black-banded
derby as to look like a wig. He has the face of
Q member of the theatrical profession. It is
smooth shaven, with the exception of a grayish
brown tuft which twists out sharply in front of
his round double chin. HIS eyes are q cleargray
blue, while his nose is q thick hawks beak He
wears very low rundown collars. which roll
about six inches down upon his waistcoat. He
is generally buttoned up In short thick DARK
blue pilot coat, and has very little to say to any
one. He walks about during the day in a AT Of
Observation-Disclosures, as IL he were going over ali
the stirring events Of his past career. Later ia
the day he seats himself In some quiet corner
upon the hotel piazza and remains motionlesss,
silent and distracted for hours at time. He Il
such striking looking individual that strAngers
are constantly asking who he is. Grahan's blue
coat Is trimmed with q rich silk braid. The
collar and the lappels are covered entirely with
silk. His shoes are yellow cloth tops, patent
Gather CATERS, cut OF at the toes - sQuarely q
IL chopped with broad-axe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-08-29

The last OF the series of European chess tour
naments was brought to a close last week. In
the Copenhagen championship tournament the
first prize was won by the famous Danish
player, A. Therkelsen. In the Scottish assOcia-
ton tournament, at Edinburgh, the chief prize
IS awarded to ID. Y. Mills, who won 9la games
Messrs. John and &. B. Fraser tieing for second
and third place with ~ games each. In the
British counties meeting, at Hereford, which
was important on account Of its International
character and the unusually large prizes offered
the first prize goes to Mr.. J. II. Biackburne. the
wonderful blindfold player and recognized
champion OF England who wins by u
score Of eight games. The veteran player,
Mr.. Bird, tied with Herr Schoilop
the German champion, for second and third
places with ia games each. Mackenzie will add
fourth prize to his Hamburg laurels. while
Mason, the other American player, ties for fifth
prize with Gunsberg, who, 1t will be remem.
bered, had just carried Off chief honors in both
the British association and Hamburg meetings
The next great chess contest is likely to occur
In New York. and an American Chess associa-
lion has been formed to prepare program for
the fall meeting. Mackenzie will return shortly
accompanied by Blackburne, and probably
Gunsberg, who was engaged to exhibit the au-
DONATION "Mephisto." ZuckertOrt, the noted
Berlin Beriln player, has challenged the champion
Steinitz to play o match in New York for
$o'OOO and thus set the chess world in dutter.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-08-29
Lyrics Of High Culture.


FEW SEASoNABLE RHYMES.
THE FAT MAN REJoIcEs.
The months roll on, the torrid heat
Msummers' almost over;
The nights are growing cool again,
The lat man feels In clover.
PUT EN- AWAY
Though Sol still glows, his tropic strength
No longer he can muster;
Wei soon put ~ the palm leaf fan,
The parson. back to work, refreshed,
The girls are coEling home again
In bevies from the beaches.
MIssPENT AND wELL~sPENr TINE
Some signing over precious time
They We wasted in fiirtatons,
And some, who've hooked their fish to make
Their wedding preparations
THEY'VE GOT HOME.
Now people who've been "living back
Avoiding observation,
Throw open wide their blinds in 'front.'
Which means home from vacation.
NO MORE HIGH LIFE BELOW STAIRS.
From beach and mountains, families
Are coming home I'm dozens,
And from the kitchen, servant maids
Are Clearing out their cousins
KISSED OLD SOL.
The pretty girls who went away
With cheeks cherries,
We notice coming back to-day
With faces brown AS berries.
THE MISTAKE SHE MADE
The damsel who's been bathing at the beaches the
And bathing. too, in very scanty clothes. scanty
Has found the wisdom that experience teaches peri
Since She couldn't find lover who'd propose. who'd
And She murmurs while her tears are fast descend
patiently she stamps her little foot little foot
That her summer might have had different ending.
shed but worn padded bathing suit, bathing suit
ON THE HALF SHELL
About this season of the year
The public heart with joy stirs;
Next month INV vii ii bring bis ; US oystcrs
QUATRANs.
And makes life's pathway bright,
It's soap the washerwom SAYS
That makes her labor light
IT'S TRUE, IT'S PITY.
Mixed with the sweetness there's some gall
In many young mems lives;
The pretty girls are angels all
Until they're welded wives.
LOVELY WOMAN
Her voices music has been SUNG
BY poets not a few,
But If there's music in her tongue
There's often discord. too.
THE HAPPY NAN.
He little knows ofcare or strife,
Who as he passes through this life,
Can always pay his debts.
ANOTHER HAPPY MAN.
Blessed Is the impecunious man
Who has q kind protector;
Namely, q servant girl who can
Stand of . bill collector.
ADVICE TO HusBAxps
Discretions valors better part
And It's the wisest plan,
Whenever your wife is mad. to start
Down town TO q
THE LATEST CRAZE.
Now the maiden sits i'm her easy chair
And drives away melancholy
By plying her needles and knitting q pair
Of scarlet silk hose for her ''ChoIly.e
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why He Obtained q Substitute.

From the Toronto Truth, Aug. o.
A very good story was told the other day OF a
young man painfully conscious Of an exterior
scarcely worthy of his character. Accom-.
panied by the young woman he had married he
stepped into photographers and drew the
artist aside. He wanted their "pictur's" taken.
but had q special favor to ask "Her folka -
he exclaimed, Ego . good deal on style. They
never saw me, and II send them my face
they'll be dead agin me. TIM sight better
me they vote me brick. Now, then. what do
You say? VIII you stand inf She's Willing.
Those big whiskers Of yoHrs'l take them 81
once and create harmony. You LOOK iiEa =
solid capitalist, and they'd take me for q petty
larceny Their" OF course the photographer
and the distant relatives no doubt. in due time
were grattded with his portrait aide bv side
with that OF the young lady.