Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-10-29
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from weeks nhnlnB eNcurslOn): Did
you have pretty good luck, Jones Jones
with disgust; Good luck had an ace
full beat twice.-LUe.
There are said to be % different causes
for headache, which, strangely enough, is
about the number of popular alcoholic
beverages. But, of course, there is no
connection. -Loloei Citizen.
She 81 don't like my bonnet now that
I've got it. II doesn't match my hair at
ALL" He; "You ought TO have thought
of that before you boughtit." She MY
bonnet" He; mo, your hair. VI Boston
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Brown--''What sad-looking fellow
Smith is. What is the matter with him,
wonderN 'Fogg-'Why didn't you ever
hear 7 He was disappointed in love-"
Brown--"Got the mitten, eh?" Fogg-
ooh, dear, no he married her. Boston
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Old Homespun stopped his horse half
an hour before house with small pox
| flag hung out Of the chamber window.
Finally he grew impatient, and, with n
''Get upln remarked, "Darn if blieve
there's my train coming. II any rate,
I'll risk it."-Boston Transcript.
We reprint gratis the following adver-
tisement from the Constantine, Nebraska,
| 1d0ertis6r Teacher wanted. in District
No. 10-masculine gender, one who will
| prohibit tobacco chewing, swearing, and
| fighting in and around the school house !;
| Democrat or Methodist preferred. ID. W.
Smith, director.-Neio York E0enfag
Post.
''rm sorry to see you so ILL.," said Mrs.
McSwilligen to Mrs. DE Wiggs, while
visiting that lady. eyes," replied Mrs
De Wigs, "rm sorry myself" care
you troubled with insomnia ?" asked Mrs
Mes. "0h, no." was the reply, "it's not
anything of that kind. | just can't get
any sleep, that's all."-Neto YOrk NMi
and EgpreSs.
| A Boston idea of Secretary Endicott
The New York Tribune says OF Secretary
| Endicott "Instead of creating II new
navy and reforming the service, the sccrc-
tary entered into one of the meanest and
most partisan prosecutions ever known in
American public life" John Roach's
friends will agree to every word of this
Boston Budget.
If Judge lIoadly is beaten in Ohio, tile
| Republicans should concede share Of
the glory TO the Washington Post and the
| New York Sun. For the last three
months Mr.. Dana and Mr.. Hntchins have
been parading up and down the quarter
stretch wearing their own horses colors,
but doing all their talking and pool buy
ing on the other nag. - hicagO NciOs.
A collection was taken up in Kansas
church recently and when the Int reached
the seat occupied by a lady, her daughter
and little son, the two Indies found them
selves without cent of money, but
Young America reached Overland deposited
cent in the hat, and then whispered to
his sister, "Therc,l Just saved this family
from being whitewashed. "-Nc,o orleans
| Times Democrat.
A man who had been convicted of
stealing horses, and whose penalty was
assessed ut twenty years imprisonment,
was asked the unusual question by Judge
| Noonan. of Sun Antonio, who was on the
bench. "Prisoner do you know of any
reason why sentence should not br
pronounced ON you according to law ~
| why Judge, Of course do 1t would
breakme upin business. y 2t.raS SittingS.
A Clergyman, after suffering number
| of years from that lOnthsome disenso.
catarrh, after trying every known remedy
without success, at last found prcscrip-
ton which completely cured and saved
him from death. Any sufferer from this
dreadful disease sending n sclf-addrcsscd
stamped envelope to DIR. j. A. Lawrence
1873 Dean street, Brooklyn, N. ", will
receive the receipt free of charge.
First passenger (in railroad carr You
are from Chicago, see. Second passen
ger with PRIDE sir. First passen
ger-Commercial traveller, / suppose
Second passenger Yes, sir. First pnssen
gcr-l thought SO. There IRE certain
characteristics peculiar TO Chicago travel
ing men that distinguish them from til,
ordinary run of people. Second pnssen
ger (highly dolightod) Yes2 First pas
senger-Oh, yes. viii You please talk
your feet OF the scat so TINT [ can 81
do ny. J. Times.
A New York merchant who does busi
ness with Nose Sehaumbnrg of Austin
wrote to the latter, asking him if certain
Austin Lawyer wns reliable. The sam
lawyer owed Nose 1872 for n suit o
clothes. Nose turned to Jake Silyerstone
his efficient clerk, and said: 'sChoos
write TO Tint man i'll New Yoricky, dot i
vas one of my pishness principles neye
TO say holdings pad of II man in min
own town, hence, for dot reason, say
holdings about dot schny hawk lawyer.
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