, 1885-07-23
LITTLE LEADERS.

THERE are II, 900 lawyers in the state
Of New York" What an appalling state
to be in.
A JUDGE in Georgia has lately been
sentenced for larceny. That judge was a
sort of a chronic criminal court.
THERE has been a little rise in Cherry
creek and Denver reporters are appalled, at
so much water. That's natural.
IT Is said that Col Tom Ochiltree will
shortly blossom out as n lecturer" If
he does 1t won't take him long to go to
seed.
MANAGER BoARDMAN is around wild
eyed with a new scheme. He has evolved
a plan for utilizing grasshoppers. His
scheme is to start a brewery and use the
hops for beer.
THIs is the wedding day Of the Princess
Beatrice. Circumstances over which we
have no control preclude the possibility Of
our attending the ceremony. The affair
will probably go off all right however.
1T seems to be impossible in Denverto
convict a prisoner on a charge of counter
feiting. So says a Denver paper. This
isn't so much of a commentary on the
counterfciters as it is on the peers who
try them.
"A New YORKER left his spring over
coat hanging u of the window, and a
sparrow made a nestin oneof the pockets"
Ten to one it was an editor pocket,
which account for the spacein the pocket
to spare, OH
TnE Choyonnes say they had no idea Of
war. Plenty of blue coats and bayonets
are very effective in taking war ideas out
o fthem. This chances are that they were
only assembled for the purpose OF going
to church in a body.
Now it has been ascertained that it is
well enough to inoculate for cholera but it
does no good. The reason that it is well
enough to practice it is that it gives some
body something to do, causes no harm and
produces wise newspaper articles.
a PARAGRAPH is going the rounds
headed, How far can one sec?" We
know of one who can't see an inch, be-
cause he is blind, while others can see far
enough to know that there won't be a re-
publican in a federal Office in this country
by Christmas
A FEW days ago 300 people were pois-
oned in an Italian village by eating ice
cream. Tho item is going to save many
a young Americans overcoat from the
pawn brokers' and they should remem-
Der it with deep gratitude next Thanks
giving
They have t~wenty-eipht base ball clubs
and twenty brass bands in Salt Lake City.
No wonder the Mormons howl and are
mean. This is evidence that they are
being presented and the tide of denuu-
c~iatiopfwhich has been so deep and loud
against them will turn
II was a great shame for the govern
menc to insist that John Roach should do
honest work in the ships he was TO build.
Tie had imbibed the idea, Ike a great
many other republicans, that all the gov
erument is run for is TO furnish them
money on an excuse.
"A MISPLACED switch saved a little
Ferguson street boy yesterday FROM get
ting trimming when he bad
seized the family feline by the caudal ex-
uemi,y aud was whirlng her AROUND,
making what he called q '%'cat-tail orgau."
The music was Rs feline as ever same from
catgut
The relatives Of the late Mr. Suratt do
not want Brick Pomeroy to put the
money he proposes to raise into a mJnu.
ment for Mrs. Suratt Those relatives
ueod not give themselves any uneasiucss
on that score for two reasons. viz. PEG
pie nowadays are not fools enough to give
Brick pomeroy money for that purpose,
and If they did, he wouldn't use il for
that purpose He needs it in his husi.
uess.
After marriage whatg' AT Presby-
terrain church, this evening at { o'clock.
Born.
In this city. July 22, to the wife of d.
S. Green, OF the firm Of Brenning a
Green. a daughter, the first baby in the
family.
a Remedy for Lung Diseases.
Dr. Robert Newton, late president Of.
tho Eclectic college, Of the city Of New
York. and formerly of Cincinnati. o.,
used DR.. VIM. Halls balsam very extern
sively in his practice, as many OF his pa
ticnts now living and restored TO health
can amply testify. He always SAID tbat
50 good a remedy ought TO be prescribed
freely by every physician as a sovereign
remedy in all cases Of lung diseases il
cures consumption, and has no c1usl for
pOctoUl complaints