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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-07-01

he had no wish to repeat himself. An
ME had taken care to curb his extraya-
gances, by giving him always q little
less than he asked for, and invariably
inquiring just how he spent, and mean
time, reckoning up how much he had
each day, with great exactness. All
this, Us he knew, was copied from his
own custom. Besides, he reflected, il
he found it so disagreeable for week
how much more so must it seem. year
after year with no prospect of change?
In short, he felt himself to be the
meanest man in existence. lis one
reform, we suspect.
There. Albert" said his wife, II am
glad the farce is ended. Resume your
prerogative."
It was Tuesday evening, at half past
six precisely, when Mrs. Gray said this.
At the same time she handed her hus-
band his pocket book, and then return
ed to her seat.
Mr.. Gray counted the money careful
~, and then divided it into two equal
piles. This accomplished, he crossed
over to his wife, and placed one in her
lap, saying:
"Henceforth we will share alike.
Buy What you choose. lhave faith in
your prudence and Judgment. I am
not infallible. Why need I sit in judg.
ment upon you?"
Mrs. Gray's eyes glistened with pride
and happiness as she replied:
"Believe me, Albert, you will never
regret this, for now [ shall have an op-
portunity to use my reasoning facul-
ties"
He never did regret it.
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rs TT wo1sgH wHILE7

Is n 4
is itworth while to jostle brother.
Bearing his load on the rough road of life?
Is nworth while that we jeer at each other.
In blackness of heart, that we war to the
knife,
God pity us all in our pitiful plight
God pity US all as we jostle each other
God pardon us all for the triumphs efee]
When fellow goes down meath LIS load on
the heather.
Pierced to the heart; words are keene1
than steel,
And mightier far for woe than veal.
Were it not well in this brief life's journey,
On over the isthmus, down into the tide,
We give him q fish instead of serpent,
Ere folding the hands to be and abide
Forever and aye to dust at his side.
Look at the roses saluting each other,
Look at the herds all in peace on the plain,
Man, and man onlytnakes war on his brother
And laughs i'll his heart at his peril and
pain,
Slammed by the beasts that go down on the
plain.
Is it worth while that we battle to humble
Some poor fellow down in the dust?
God pity us all! Time too soon will tumble
All of us together, like leaves in gust,
Humbled indeed, down into the dust.
JOAQUIN MILLER
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-07-01
Bisnlarch'S Dream.

Are Austria and Russia working to-
gether for England's humiliation?
The report that these great powers
shave come to an understanding about
the Orient, must be classed among
the many statements of the day that
are important if true. Austria has
never been friendly to Russia. She
has always stood opposed to Russia's
ambition in the direction of CONSTANT
nople. During the past decade Dip
lomatic controversy between Vienna
and St. Petersburg has gone on almost
without lntermission. Yet it is as
serted that the most amicable relations.
now exist between the two govern
ments.
Ministerial officials of Austria are
claiming for Franz Joseph all the
credit OF having effected settlement
OF the Anglo-Russian dispute. Eng
land was forced to back down, they
say, because Austria interposed at
Constantinople to prevent the concIu.
sion of an Anglo-Iurkish convention
which would open the Dardanelles to
English war ships. The British cab
met became alarmed at this hostile
demonstration from an unexpected
quarter.
II Austria's attitude is not misrep-
resented, perhaps we see the beginning,
OF a movement for the realization Of
Bismarck's dream, which eliminates
Turkey from the powers of Europe.
extends Austrian rale to the Bosphor-
us, and annexes part Of the German
provinces OF Austria to the German
empire. For Russian consent to- this
grand scheme, Austria. with the con-
sent and support of Bismarck, could
afford to favor Russia's plan of reach.
ing salt water by way of Afghanlstan
= Cincinnati Times Star.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-07-01
TAKING THE CENSUS.

Fun on Jefferson Avenue and Remuneratiye
in the Seventh Ward.
Say, old fellow, the next time a
census of births and deaths is to be
taken, don't you fail to get Job in
ane of the b1g-bug wards!" exclaimed
Jolly Nick Tisler to reporter a few
days ago.
Don't believe I'd like it. ALWAYS
makes me sick to go around mixing
Deer.n
There's lots of fun in it,
What IN drinking fifteen or twenty
kinds of beer?''
'.No in taking the census. You'll
never know how cussed lazy some
people are until you take big book
under your your arm and go around
asking questions. I've been around. -
Where did you find the LATEST
one?''
Upon jefferson avenue. Oh, I
don't know as she is real lazy, but up
there they'r so stuck up they wouldn't
come to the door if you rung the bell
all day, for fear you'd think they was
the servant At one house rang the
bell seven times-the girl was out to
the shed, [ s'pose, apd the woman
was a-settin' in the bay window about
four feet from me, and looking at me
all the time.
eat another house seen the women
up stairs at the window as l went up
the front steps. A fat, good-looking
girl came to the door and | commenced
firing questions at her.
"'Any children been born here
during the last year?' says I.
"'Don't know, says she, I hain't
been here but three weeks. I'll 90
and ask missis, and away she toddled
up stairs. Pretty soon she came
toddling back and says:
'Missis wants to know what YOU
want to know fo1?'
.''Tell her I AN taking the city CEN
sus, as required by law each year,
says |, and away scooted the girl
again. When she got back she said:
.'Yes.
ssHow many?' says I.
Only one,' says she.
"'Boy or grip says l.
"'Girl, says she.
"'Wlat's her name?' SAYS l.
Dimple,' says she.
s. That S her baby name, saws I.
What's her real, full name?'
''Ill ask missis, says she. and up
she went.
Beatrice Branscombe Brown
says she.
"'When was she born?' says I.
''l'll ask mis5is,' says she, and I
whistled "lhe Watch on the Rhine
clear through before she came back.
"'Day before Christmas SAYS she.
"'What is her fathers namc?' saws
"'Mr. Brown, of course, says she.
What's his first name? says I.
"I'll ask missls.' The girl was fat
and she'd begun to puff by that time,
and she waddled as she went up the
stairs.
8" Benjamin Bruce Brown says she.
What does he do for iving?'
says l.
"'Keeps store,' says she.
whats her mothers name?' saws
"'I'll ask her, says she.
'Betholinda Berthelet Brown,
says she.
''Just then the woman came to the
head OF the stairs, and says:
Seems to me you're asking a
great many impertinent questions
Law requires it., says l. where
were you born?'
''Buffalo.
"'How old are your
' None OF your bushes! Matilda,
shut the door,
"Oh, It's fun! Say, we get ten cents
apiece for births and deaths and that
day | made just fifty cents, Up in
Dutchtown you can make SO or 81 a
] day ,=Iletlaii Ea.ee Drag.
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The Missouri Mule

cts rather strange" observed a
passenger from Pittsburg, ssthat Eng
land should send clear over to Missouri;
to buy mules for use in the Soudan.
wonder what that for?''
Tactics, my dear sir, tactics..,, re.
piled military looking man; .Ens.
lands policy in Egypt is to get up close
to the enemy and then turn tail and re-.
retreat slowly and in good order.
Here is where the mule is expected 10
get in his work. - Chicago Herald.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-07-01

Careless or fraudulent placing az railxa,
properties in the hands Of courts should "a
ceiye check Railray Reviev.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-07-01

she gave him Sfudglngly. linen he eX-
cused himself for moment, and bought
some cigars. They were wretched af-
fairs, however, and filled the house with
villainous odor, for he had to get
them at new place, Benton's being
too far off.
The next day the two friends started
out together when Mr.: Gray, with an al;
of having forgotten something, said,
Excuse me a minute"
"I'll go back with you if you have for
gotten anything" said Mr.. Raymond.
Mr.. Gray clapped his hands on his
pocket. 81 thought I had forgotten
my pocket book, but ] haven't
he said $50 It's all right" And
then he hurried on, his cheeks
tingling with shame at the deceit. But
he could not risk having his friend &C
back with him and stand by while he
asked for money.
Mr.. Gray was lucky that day. He
had no calls for money, and he had 8
half dozen of those horrid cigars left,
a couple of which he smoked on the
street after his friend left him. In fact
he concluded to risk another day in the
same way. But on this day he realized
the old adage, It never rains but i,
pours, for from being asked to change
bill, to getting his coat ripped and
asking for credit at his tailor's, the day
was series of notifications.
Annie was unaware of all this. II
fact, she thought her husband was fail.
ing to realize the situation. So when
at night, Mr.. Gray asked her for money
to spend the next day, she wickedly put
him off with some excuse, and ingen,
iously evaded the request until he wa.
forced to prefer it before his friend.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
NEWS FROM THE SUBURBS.
Jersey CITY.

St. Johns Roman Catholic Church at Neson-ave.
and Van Winkle-st, was dedicated yesterday morn
Ing with appropriate ceremonies Bishop Wigger
Affiliated, assisted by the Rev. Father Ter Woert
kpd number of priests. Bishop Wigger celebrated
solemn high mass and preached sermon. Vespers
We're sung in the evening. st. Johns parish was
fecently set off from st. Joseph's.
Samuel Hague, an employe of The Jersey City
E,sviu0 .Journal was robbed of $120, on Saturday
afternoon. at the entrance of the First National
Bank, where he had just drawn 5000. Mr.. Hague
on the Insde of the storm door trying to open H..
Er. Hague, whose habit it has been TO keel, his
hands in his pockets on the money, Withdrew them
ficed that the man followed him. but thought moth
ing OF It, till at the office he found that package
containing S120 was missing.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
WHAT IS GOING ON TO-DAY.

Meeting OF Board of Aldermen. .
Adjourned meeting OF Brooklyn Bridge iruseceS' @
broadway Surface Railroad Commission noon
Cable Railway Commissioners Room No. /, TRIBUNE
Trotting Horse Association Gilsey House, afternoon
DR. George w Bulls Sanity Commission ,,.
Congregational Club meeting. NO. Z2 west I"cn'!'
Meetings Of BAPTIST Ministers and Reformed Pastors,
IL q. ~. - . u
Election Of officers OF Memorial Committee, g. A. H.,
Goth Regiment Armory, evening.
Charity Ball, StapletOn. Staten Island
Dress Parade and Review OF 12th Regiment Maoisoh
Square Garden. - ,
Reception and drill Of the Caledonian Club, Academy
of Music, ..
sOuth-Side sportsmen's Club, Hotel Brunswick even
ing. . ~ ,
academy of Sciences, Columbia College. evening
New-York Sunday School Association, Fifth Avenue
Reformed Church.
Reception of Duryea's Zouavcs Veteran Corps Irving
Hall. ,,. -,
Reception Of Employees Association of Produce Ex-
change, Brooklyn E. ID.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
STATEN ISLAND.

An organization was formed by Staten isIans iinm
people on Saturday, for the purpose OF hrn
Staten Island, provided franchise is granted BY
the city authorities fer that purpose Inc capa'a apr
lists who are interested in the concern an sr greed
upon @ ' plan not Of cooperation with John H. starn it
Is said The arrangement will be to use Mr. Star
ms boats paying rental ,ba thSrsiof OF his sr bier sH No.
ia North River. for a landing In this city. Ihe
ferry will not be run in MIR. Starins name.
NEw.BRrGHTON.- lyman Is ascer; GER,
tanning the public sentiment in regard t3 the Dill
presented to the Legislature providing for g new
park in New Brighton. to be called Battery park'
Many OF the taxpayers are opposed to the Dill be-
cause they do not want additional taxatiotn. on
lyman says that if the people do not want the
park, he will oppose the bill.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
COLORED SILKS.

OOuUltuU U1uAU.
JAMES McCREERY e CO.,
are now showing a stock Of
unusual excellence i'm COL
OEsED GHOS GRAINS,M ,MER-
VElLLEUX, RHADAMES,
DUCHESS FAELEE FRAN
CAISE, &c. They will also
CNer this week the following
SPECIAL MAKES at very
attractive prices:
135 pieces GrOs Grains, 94
inches wide, at Sa.OO; excel
lent value for 81. .35.
goo pieces Satin MerveiI-
leuX and Rbadaines, 2i-inch
wide, at S1.1J; they are
worth $1.J0.
100 pieces Satin Duchess,
23 inches wide. at $500;
the previous price has been
$500.
An examination especially
invited.
Broadway and 11th-st.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
LOCAL MISCELLANY.
.,rrns or THE IRISH NATIONAL LEAGUE.

NEEDS OF THE IRISH NATIONAL LEAOoh'
nv1pGArEs DISCUSSING PLANS FOR NEW wokh.
Tweuty-ave presidents, delegates ana airvJi Il
r. nhars of the branches Of the lrlsh Nauonai
feaane of this city and Brooklyn met yesleraay
afternoon at No. 61 Union Square, to 9lscuss a
means Of reylvifyng" the League wthr wnIn w,tbin
tie last year j. P. Ryan. president OF the Mul'Gl-
nal Couucil of New.York presided. Dr. Joseph !.
Fox the State delegate, gave descriP.iom a o ~
organization throughout this state. ne Grkeu ~ 'ro q
renewal of actye work and also 5n1 neil and the
Hone Rulers He described the changed CONDITION
Of affairs which he found on TWO VlSl,S 'ha' ' A"N
friend asked me- said he, "on my my
their hats in the old I,.. county ritIy No.
said my friend. Dc, they lift them to their land-
lordsY' 1 told him, NO."
General NJ Kirwin declared that he had 10 ,hnr ~ M
pathy with the mon who were accusing enu NJ
ing to the detrment of the League. ne orcnt
said he in the Leagne is only like that OF s.U'. @
army tired of fighting and going INTO winter qna,d
tcrs, but the spring campaign 10 aPpio"0H
OH or delegates spoke and one remarked tnat an an
Irish Parliament loomed up In the measuruoti;gi t;i
vista" Nobody mentioned the dynamlteurs untii
Patrick +. Gleason, the secretary, SPOKE r ma IN
every side that Irishmen are not capable OF nav
ing government of their own for they can never
be united. Yet IL seems to me that recoiiecC
little skirmlsh here in America that ontGld any
there's NIhilism in Russia and for my paIt uo
not care if they blow up dozen cars ne1tner al,
/ going to shed any tears if few chips are RnocAeo
of of the Houses of Parliament" tApplauseJ o;ao
the Parliamentary Fund had been proposed ana
Al
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
KICKING HIS WIFE IN A QUARREL.

Margaret Miles, the hOusekeep.r Of the tenement,
No. IS CherIy-st. and her husband George had an
alteration in their at yesterday the
preparation of the midday meal. They have only
been married year. Miles first lung stew pan
at his wife's cad and then in a drunken rage at
having missed her he Knocked her down and Kicked
her IN the stomach. The injured woman tainted,
and thinking that he had killed her the brute fed
and made his escape. The police sent Mrs. Miles to
the Chambers Street Hospital where she was found
TO be badly hurt She refused 10 remain in the in
stituton, however, and was sent back to her homo
IN an ambulance.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16

cnlty by men from the Life..Saving station; Lhe
hawser. attached to an anchor on the oeach siIe
the vessel Sdee s q e saHns 1s %'Sg hey
Waves +ua Merritt. of the Coast Wrecking
Co%pany % s lay off the bar, but was unable to ap'
proach the stranded vessel.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
LONG ISLAND,

MoRIcHrs.-The steamer Oliveto, which went
ashore OH December o. was foated yesterday. Inc
officers and crew, twenty-three men, were on
board. The crew were busy pumping water into
hei for ballast, and had five feet OF water IN the
hold. The vessel wass apparently In deep water,
HiGe, and the crew was rescued with great Gihi-
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16

!SIIIPPING NJ V&.


PORT OF NEW.YORK. SUNDAY. FEB lo 1880
ARRIVED
Steamer Frvptian Monarch lBr. Morgan London Jan 20
ib n se and nassongcrs 10 Patton Nckca& CO. Arrived
at tns Ba Hda'ic m Parse Liverpool Fob 9 Queens
,oyyn A. with mdse aud passenfefsto RI Cois A'ed al
e snamsr nr Fngand r, Heecy Lverpoo Ian 81 with mdso
70 FW J Hurst. Arrived at the i.a ai $50 w; ,,
mGsc IN henderson Arrived at tls bar at m
steamer MaIongo ~ HaT ,o g Sra ~ 4? W,'n "'0 ~
steamer Salier lGer, Ne2aId Bremen feD J. win hd'c 10
oeens ca a,ond Dtchl Bouer a. with
ndse ana passengers Punch Edye co Arrived at ho
Steamer yrian r) Hasensten. Donl Jan II. Valencia
10 dansa % Gibraltar ~ with mdse to lieDderson Bros
AIrvon az m rin"co Rr Garvn Bermuda day. with mdse
and Messengers Outcrbrdge 90 Arrived at the Ear
steamer Tallahassee Fisher Savannah days with mdso
passengers TO II Ionge agent t,,o, ,, po,n and
Norfok win inse passengers TO Old Dominion 50 Ca
Brg rT Vessel NG 10 Fanc Eve 90 "'' VII"
sUNsEr-Wind at sandy uooS lght. l. fair At city
Island light, NE cloudy
IL pm-Sandy barometer. 30l2; Thermometer. 36i
Wind g. "a miles; Weather. cloudy.
NOTICE TO MARINERS
Nrwronr RI Feb 14-Tho Hog Island Lghtship has
been moongs by drift Ice and In this
harbor. ,,,-c,.,, ..ror,
Steamer Louisiana Gager for New Orleans while proceed
ing s 70 e nant and viii PROBABLY have TO shen before
coming OH Tugs have gone TO her assistance.
sPOkEE.
Nodate on tho line lon % W. bark n Boynton. James
from New. York for Kurrachee
THE MOVEMENTS or srEAMEa@
FOREIGN PORTS.
LIVERPOOL Feb l4-Arived. steamer Missouri CBr, Pom
'Asai Sailed I1 STEAMER virginan C3r Fit Boston.
AxrwERr. Feb l-saied steamer Westerllnd tBelg Ran
SANTIAGO DE- CUBA Feb IA Sailed steamer copfucgos
Faircoth for New YORK via nassau
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16

A BAD CASE OF INFLAMMATORY RHEUMATISM.
Johnson of Aterbury W. after suffering the most
cured In oryeiRht hours by Rev Dr. sam
Rheumatic Pills. sold by druggists. 30 cents
Sent by mail . g. H. COVEl-
20S Hewes st., Brooklyn, ". Y.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
Announcements.

Best quality LondOn-dr dressed Alaska Sealskin
Garments sizes prices marked down. Goods sold at
tan by Z. {. sHAYSK Manufacturer. lO3 PrinccsL
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
LECTURES ON FIRST AID TO THE INJURED.

The Society for " First Aid 10 the Injured will
give two more courses five lectures EACH at the
Society's rooms, No. q East FOurfeenth-st. The
4rst course will begin on Wednesday, March 4, at
ESQ D. M, and will be the same as those given
will begin on Thursday, March g. at the same houI.
and will be on Home Nursing and Hygiene"
Course tickets. So. Ladies wishing toijoln are
0uested to send their names to the secretary, No.
East Fourteenth-st, before. March /.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16

Delicate diseases of either sex, how
aver Induced speiy aud permanently Consultation
fr,e Book three Bet stamps. Worlds Dspensary MEDICAL
Associate on Buaal0, n. Y.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16

Earl g. Wilson's +. g. w. brand of Mems
collars and Cuffs the best sold everywhere.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
HOME NE VS..
PROMINENT ARRIVALS.

Ecerett House-StevensOn Burke, of Cleve-
land ~ Clarendon Hotei-Major W. TrOcke and Captain
r. Lonsada, OF England. .....St James Hofe'-J N
Emmett.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16

10000 rolls fine Gold Papers 30 cents roll fine paper
cents Der roll Stores Painted Papered and
KasoInned James W Coates 253 Hudsonst. spring
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
Urvpy A. DANIELS. NJ. |
ARTISTIC Com WALL PAPERS.

lss LexingtOn-ave between 3)t1 an Y)th stI.
Hours to l. :O7. Diseases OF the Nervous Jy ysten.
GenitO- Urinary Organs. Impotence and storiliLy.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
r. I'll. M AC Y & 90.
MARINE INTELLIGENOb.

MINIATURE ALHANA'
sr r,,.s o 40, stt..63l i,op .'tt 7t a''''' '''''~
nIGn WATER TO-DAY
.,uoos -.,oig,r. I.lanI. h39 Uen Gah lo'!!
lg-sap%dy q GOV. Island VOo Hell dA'A Ioo'
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
Dyspepsia

Ia caused by careesness in diet high living eating rapid
ly too rich food overtaxng the stomach with ndgesbe
food &C Constipation headache heartburn, stomach,
distress eating fantness dizziness and caprous
tito are some the many distressing symItoms Hoods
sasapara tones the stomach and promotes heIhy dges
on curing the most obstinate cases OF dyspepsia
suffered with dyspepsia years. despaired OF
every being well The medicine used did good Hoods
sarsaparla beng commended tried It, and consider
self entirely WELL cannot myself strongly enough
In favor Of Hoods Sarsapara" MIS- NJ Becde. Marble
head. Mass
rls with very best results" Mr M Ryan, Indianapo
lis. Ind.
Hoods SarsapariIIa
Sold by druggists. 81 six fori So Prepared only by
CI HOOD co. Apothecsries Lowell. Mas
100 Doses One Dollar.
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
TALKING AGAINST IyTEMPERANCE.

Little Robert Williams" as he appeared on the
programme called forth storm of applause at
Masonic Hall yesterday afternoon. he child, a
sx-years-od fiaxen- haired boy. took the platform
meekiy nd at once surprised the audience with
the manner in winch he delivered an
Oration on the evils of intemperance The
composition aboundcd in big words and long
phrases. vet the precoclous httle fellow did not
faiter or hesitate once He not only assumed the
voice but also the gestures Of Lillpunan Brutus,
nor did occasional laughter al his cOmcal earnest
ness embarrass him in the least. Addresses were
made by Robert ;. Manning and John III. Sayres,
and the announcement was made tnat next Sunday
Brick POmoroy would speak.
Three causes produce the evil OF lntemperance,
according to the Rev Merritt tluiburt, of tho
Washington Square Methodist Episcopal Church.
who spoke at Chickering Hall yesterday afternoon
They are appetite, interest and opportunity. Mr..
Hubert defined his proposition by saying that "a
natural appetite was a safe guide 10 follow, but
that there was scarcely pure one IN the world,
from obvious reasons Under the heading inter
est" he pointed out that the first question asked
by the universal Yankee" was "Wili il payf"
and opportunity" he said, that which the
State furnished to crafty appetite 1t was at the
base of the other two canses, which could be cir
cumvented by destroying it,
New-York tribune., 1885-02-16
American Silks.

We confidently state
that there is no finer.
richer or more elegant
class of Silks in the
country than we are
now prepared to exhibit
for Spring and Summer
trade. The assortment
of brOCades show new
Ieanet and Spring de-
signs in various color
ings and novelties in
combinations. A hand
some display of plaided
Surahs attract the at
tentiOn of MiIliner and
Dressmaker alike, as
these goods are the
most fashionable ma
teriaI used for trimming
felt Hats and lining cloth
wraps, matching suits.
Satin ArmureS, Rhad-
ames, Satin Armures
and MasCOts deserve
special attention. Our
black TricOts, "a inches
wide, 81 SO per yard.
are novelties in silk
weaving and have SUI
periOr qualities for dur
ability and beauty of
finish.
A large assortment in
BrOcaded and Roman
Sashes for decoration.
oods are sold at factory
0ne-third less than i'm
y are fully as fine and
Inted to give thorough