The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1885-03-11
GLEANINGS.

DIX LnOusdnu negro SlaVeS were uD@
Grated last year in single province
in Brazil.
A lace factory, with $3.50, 1000 capital,
the first in the country, is to be estab-
lished at WilIesbarre.
Lady Burdette-Coutts made the goat
popular in England, and now goat
farm has been started.
Over 5000 poor women in New York
are making shirts at 6 cents apiece:
but in New York, as elsewhere, good
capable domestics are hard to get at
any price.
Military authorities say that thous-
and of the best English soldiers, with
the improved arms, can do ten times
the execution that was done twenty
years ago.
| Mile. Rhea, the actress, is victim of
superstition. She will never leave a
theater by any oLher door than the one
by which she first entered. Otherwise
her luck would change.
A young Indiana woman was fright
ened into commissions by going into
dimly lighted room which she thought
uEoccupied and there seeing young
man of the family throwing his arms
wildly about in the effort to put on his
oVercoat."
'What influence has the moon upon
the tideP" asked the professor. The
class wag replied that he didn't know
exactly what influence it had upon the
tied, but that it had a tendency to
make the united awful spoonY Bar
IingtOn Free Press.
A Vermont woman who had lust had
the mumps says she hopes to gracious
she will never have to go through such
an experience again. For two whole
weeks she hasn't been able to jaw her
husband or to let out single neigh
borhood secret; awful martyrdom!
Little Nell Mamma, what is color
blindP" Mamma Inability to tell
one color from another, dear" Little
Nell-"Then dess the man that made
my geography is color blind. Nam
ma-"And why. pet?" Little Nell
''Tause he got Greenland painted yell
low"
Poor John, he was kind and for
bearing husband" sobbed the widow
on her return from the funeral Yes
said sympathizing neighbor, shut it
is all for the best. You must try and
comfort youself, my dear, with the
thought that your husband is at peace
at last"
In the opinion of genuine Kentuek-
ian there is no part of our national
history SO important as the fact that
old Pete Anderson's son Calib married
lobe Watkins daughter, and after
wards owned Step High, the horse that
Ben Salus rode from Lexington to
Frankfort in 1859.
A fashionable lady has sent a card
around TO her friends TO announce "the |
birth of four children to my favorite
dog; their intended names viii be Ju- |
no, Titan, Hercules, and Goliah,"
This was either good satire or the
very acme Of the present dog-loving
feVer.-M 7. Graphic.
As an aged, white-haired darby pass
ed chieken-coop in Grand street the |
other day a rooster poked his head /
through crack and croWed Justify.
Thank de Lord, said the old fellow,
reverently, ''dar's gwine ter be a big
change en- de Wedder fur shO'. Dat /
sign nebber fail. IN Y Tribune.
AT theater in Dublin a gentleman
requested man in front of him to sit
down, adding, sarcastically, II sup
pose that you are aware, sir, that you
are not Opaque Il shall sit down
when il suits me. was the response.
land II you want to handle my Eame,
mind it's not Opaque at all, but Mr.
O'Brien. =
A Texas man has a flock of a thou
sand goats. This don't look as if Mas
onry was playing out just so long as
the goat crop holds out Masonry and
0ld-Fellowship will live. These anti
5 cret society folks must exterminate
lie goat if they would strike fatal
blow TO Masonry, etc. Without goat |
.hese societies must die. ~s