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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
In speaking of minor ailments con.

IN speaking of minor ailments con.
nected with digestion, DR.. Lander
Brunron said recently hat headaches
were usually dependent either upon the
presence of decayed teeth or of some
irregularitY IN the eyes, more especially
in the difference of focal lengths be-
tween the two. AS persons who were
SUBJECT to headaches in their youth
grew older. bilious headache was very
apt to be replaced by giddiness, and this
change came when people needed spec
tacles.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

In Philadelphia recently at a coro-
ner's inquest over the body of a child,
the jury returned a verdict that death
was caused by the administration of a
patent cough syrup, containing morphia.
DIR. Samuel X. Cox, of Washington,
states that not one cough medicine in
ten is free from this objection. After
careful analyses and practical tests he
endorses Red Star Cough Cure as being
purely vegetable. absolutely free from
opiates, poisons and narcotics. He re-
CARDS it as a most happy and valuable
discovery.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

BRo1LISa.-See that your FIRE is
bright. Charcoal, wood, or hard coal
are preferable in the order given. Trlm
the meat; there is no advantage in
cooking what is not intended to be
eaten; dust it with pepper; use no salt.
it draws out the Juices; place it SO near
as to be almost on the fire for the first
moments; when Drowned remove to a
moderate distance, that it may cook
slowly through; when firm to the touch,
have a hot dish ready, and with a meat
tongs place it on the dish with a piece
or two of butter and serve.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

"WHY, my DEAR" said poor little Mr..
P~enhecker, with a CHASTITY smile, "why
would the world without woman, lovely
woman, be like a blank sheet of paper?"
Mrs. p, who had Just been giving the
little man "a piece of her mind, "
smiled and could not think "Why,
because. don't you see, lover" said the
long-sutfering one, sit wouldn't even be
ruled"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
An icy pavement is a sure sign of an
early fail and q late spring.

MENsAANs PEPToHIZED BEEF TONIC, the only
preparation Of beef containing its entire nutrt
ttolS properties, II contains b~lood-making, force
generating and DEMONSTRATING properties; lnvalu a
bic Tor Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration,
and all forms OF general debility, also, in all en-
feebled conditions, whether the result of exhaus-
ton, nervous prostrltton, over-work or acute dis
ease, particularly II resulting from pulmonary
complaints Caswell, Hazard h Co., proprietors,
New York Sod by druggista
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

An interesting exhibition of whale
skeletons and products has been held in
Hamburg. The most imposing exhibit
was the skeleton OF the blue whale, the
greatest animal ON earth, 1t measured
seyenty-tiye feet in length, and was
mounted III its natural nositiGn.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

ENDURING labels are al by writing
with a soft lead pencil on soft wood
over which a coat of white paint has
recently been spread. The paint must
not be dry when the pencil is used.
The pencil markt will usually stand up
distinctly above the surrounding sur
face when the weather has worn the
adjacent parts away.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

HOME TRAINING. Do parents wish
their children to be loving, ap~preciative
and graceful as the years roll on; their
tastes refined, their simple,
their friendships elevating2 Do they
wish their sons to be natures nobiemen,
honorable to comradeship and acquain-
tacneship? Then Their must Themselves
be what they wish their children to be,
remembering the golden maxim: "Good
manners, like charity must begin at
home"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Experiments have been made in
France with electricity as an agent to
prevent the incrustation of boilers. The
passage of a current through a boiler
not only causes the Impurities of the
water to settle as a loose powder but
detaches the old inerustation.
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however large, speedily and painlessly
cured without knife, ~caustic, powder or
ointment. Consultation free. Write for
pamphlet and references, enclosing two let
ter stamps for reply. Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, 663 Main Street. Buff
falo, n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

The weather forecasts of NJ. o. Mon.
tigny, of Brussels, for the years 1883
and 1884 have been verified TO the let
ter. They have been based on the
hypothesis that blue largely predomi-
mates in the twiukling of the stars when
there is much water in the atmosphere
and that the preponderance of green. or
more rarely Of violet, is indicative OF
great dryness. He conducts his obser-
vations by means Of an instrument call
ed the scintlllometer, AMI the predie-
tons are made for a long period.
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'YoU see, he hadn't any business
tact whatever. He spent ten thousand
dollars in two years, and you can't say
that he made anything"
"Oh, yes 1 can"
swell, what did he maker"
"He made an assignment"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

A VERY good hit was recently made
at an election in Scotland by one OF the
defeated candidates A gentleman APP
preached him with, "Weli, Mr.. =.
how do you feel?" swell" said he, 81
feel. l suppose, pretty much as Lazarus
did" '.As Lazarus did?' said the first
speaker; show is thatP" "Why," said
he, Lazarus was licked by dogs and
so was l."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Abigail S. Coles of Moorestown, Burling-
ton Co, n. j., says :-"Eighteen months
ago | had dropsy around the heart. The
first bottle Of HUNTS kidney and Liver1
REMEDY gave me great relief. feel W
my very existence to HUNTS kidney and
iYerl REMEDY.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

RUBBER rings about the head of pre-.
serving jars sometimes become hard
and useless. Their elasticity may be
restored by allowing them to remain
for half an hour in a small quantity of
water and ammonia, ABOUT twice as
much of the latter as of the former IN
the mixture.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

To cURE corns, soak the feet in warm
water for some time, The corns will
be ~softened. and may then be pared or
peeled. thus removing the hard core Or
centre which causes pain. The corns
will not be painful for a long time after
the operation. If shoes of the proper
size and shape are worm the corns will
disappear.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
Care for the Children

Children feel the debility of the changing
seasons, even more than adults, and they be-
come cross, p~eevish, and uncomfortable.
The blood should be cleansed and the system
inylgorated by the use of Hoods Sarsaparhla'
LAST Spring my two children were vaeei-
mated. Soon after, they broke all out with run
ming sores, so dreadful L thought l should lose
them. Hoods sarsaparllla cured them COM
pletely and they have been healthy ever
since. do feel that Hoods Sarsaparilla
saved my children to me-" MRS. c. La
THOMPSON, West Warren, Mass.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

BANANA CosrARD. Slice up bananas,
put a layer of them into a deep dish, a
good covering of sugar, more bananas,
then sugar, and SO on, then squeeze
the juice OF an oronge over it. Make a
custard with yolks of eggs, pour 1t over
the fruit. Beat up the whites to a stiff
froth; flavor, sweeten and spread on top
of custard, put into the oven and
brown.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

The ladies' always should have con-
sideration paid them on account of
their sex, and it is no more than proper
that leap year should have one extra
day. to give the girls all the time they
need to propose In.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

FAME: Scene, London-Time XIX
Century-American Tourist: II beg
your pardon. sir; but can you direct
me to the house of Oliver Goldsmith"
Commercial Man: 'GoldsmIth-whlt
might his business be, mum2" A 1
81 refer to Goldsmith, the author
@, NJ: II don't think he has an Office
In this square, num-"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

DELICIOUS tritters may have stale
bread for the foundation; if care is
taken in removing any or all of the
crust that is dark brown, the ~fritters
will be light colored and very inviting
in appearance. Eggs are a good addi-
ton, in the proportion of four eggs to
one quart of sweet milk; a spoonful OF
salt, and four or five slices of bread are
also required. The bread should lie
soaking in the milk for two hours. 1t
can be broken into small bits, and then
it will not be lumpy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

QUEEN VICTORIA is reported to be
happy nowadays. and entirely rid OF
the ''blues.' Her Majesty is to be
congratulated-and so soon after having
got rid of the Browns.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

SYRACUSE, n. Y, June Z, 1888.
'I suffered with kidney disease and in
tense pain in the back. One bottle relieved
and six bottles of HUNTS kidney and
Liver1 REMEDY completely cured me-
HIS. Proctor, Furniture Dealer, 60 Salina st.
"Bright's Disease is REGARDED by many
as incurable and it is well nigh so, except
when opposed with HUNTS kidney and
Liver1 REMEDY. This old and reliable
medicine has special power in this and all
other diseases of the kidneys and bladder.
1t is purely vegetable and is highly en-
dorsed by physicians.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

WHEN the doctor advised Brown to
take care Of his health, Brown remarked
with a feeble smile that really it was so
poor that he didn't think it was worth
taking care of.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

SmEsIA is TO be largely used for up
holstery and decorative purposes. 1t is
made in all the new tints, and is espe-
cially beautiful when covered with lace
or thin muslin.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
ARRowRooT BnANoMANaE. One larg,

ARROWRooT BLANCMANGE. -One large
cup of boiling milk, n even table,
spoonful of arrow OF rubbed to a paste
with cold water, two teaspoonfuls OF
white sugar, a pinch of salt; flavor with
rose-water. Proceed as in the forego-
ing recipes. boiling and stirring eight
minutes. Turn into a wet mold, and
when firm serve with cream and pow
dered sugar.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

That girl of nine is twice az hand
some since she commenced using Car
boline the world renowned hair renewer.
| would not leave her do without it for
anything,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

BACK from Newport: Bridged Gum
packing a statuette of the Venus of
Milo: "Howly Virginl but it's both
arrums I've broke aruff the craythur,
and dlvil thrace av thin anywhere"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

TURNING the "tap."-The Minister
(scenting the ~"morning" air.: "Eh,
John, it's terrible bad stuff. that whisky"
John; Deed, sirl Deed, sirl AVN
sorry to hear that, sirl Whaur MIGHT ye
have bought it. siI?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

A PORTING paper says Sullivan t'can-
not find his match" He shouldn't let
that worry him. Since the stamp duty
has been removed from matches he can
get two "boxes" for three cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Try this way of making Rice Custard.
Soak half a cup of cold cooked rice
in n pint of hot milk until every gram
is distinct. Add the yelks of two eggs,
beaten with a quarter of a cup OF sugar
and a pinch of salt. and cook like soft
custard, While still hot stir in the
whites, beaten stin, and set away to
cool. Or turn the hot Gus lard into a
dish, and, when cool. cover with a mer-
ingue Of the whites. Brown slightly
and serve cold.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

A CELEBRATED organist slipped off his
bench recently while playing u Bach
fuRue as postlude. He was Immediately
expelled from the church as a Bach-
slider.
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of either sex, however ind uced, promptly,
thoroughly and permanently cured. Send
three letter stamps for large illustrated
treatise. Worlds Dispen sary Medical As
ISOLATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Glass and paper have a great future.
Tuning forks and grindstones, rails and
sleepers, are now made from the for
mer houses, furniture and clothing,
carwheels and boats, are among the APP
pllcations of the latter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Thermometer tubes have to be sea-
soned. This requires a year or two.
When glass is new it changes, expands.
contracts and warps almost as badly as
Green wood
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

IT Is SAID there are twenty thousand
spurious sovereIgns IN circulation in
England. France has had several, but
most of them have died of.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

An international congress of botany
and horticulture OF great commercial as
well as scientific importance will be dis
cussed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

BEEF fat is very nice if cooked thor
oughly in water, and the fat dipped OIL
as If rises. 1t will remain soft, and it
is preferred by many to lard.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

FoR LIGHT window CURTAINS
Materials are now in use which give
variety to the old and well. worn imita-
lion laces, which have so long figured
as the proper thing" From simple
cheese-cloth to Indian silks, one may
go through a long list of materials
more or less expensive, which may be
used with good effect. Linen lawn
and French organdie. with flower fig
ures in delicate c%olors, are among the
cheaper materials, and very effective.
turning to the more expensive mater
ials. nothing is prettier than q mono.
chrome India silk, which can bear an
embroidered edge or silken fringe of
the same color. White or cream-white
Chinese Grape with figures Is made in
c~harmingly delicate designs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

lfyou wants dog send 15e. tor Doc Buy
Frs GUIDE, 100 ~engravings, colored plate.
Associated Fanciers, 237 S. Eighth ST., Phila.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

An excellent remedy for hiecough for
young and old is granulated sugar
.moistened with pure vinegar. For an
infant give from a few grains to a tea
spoonful .
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
a sad DeaLh.

A mANTEL lambrequin of sage green
satin has an exquisite design of royal
purple iris on gold disks.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

SAD jest by a policeman with a large
family: Eyes, I'm a cop. and I've many
little copies"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

IN. RANT is reported as having said
mat many lives are lost by star walton
owing TO an over estimate of the nutri-
tive value of beef tea and meat juices.
In typhus and typhoid feyers, he saws
there is no good substitute for milk and
eggs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

ponceman,
30, yes. He's lounging in the square
half his time. That's the reason he
isn't round when he's wanted"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

IN Germany they are now trying a
composition of cork, sand and lime.
moulded INTO bricks. for the construc.
ton Of light partition walls. It.is said
to exclude. sound better than ordinary
brickwork, while being light and a non.
conductor OF heat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

TREE Labels Use strips of sheet
zinc, rust them with water or acid.
write on them with a common lead pen.
cil when moist, and they vail last and
be legible half a century.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Bill HAWKINS aunt Maria said that
BILL is a good boy, case | heard him
cry In his sleep and say, Dear mel I've
lost my auntle.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

WEIGHTo OF APPLES. A western dealer
finds a bushel OF Baldwins to weigh AZ
pounds, Rome Beauty, AZ. Winesap. "A
~Vandevere, 43, anu Ben Davis 40
pounds.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

In is unfortunate when the character
aud fertility of the soil is not nearly
uniform in its several parts. With uni-
formity OF soil the crop will ripen so
that all can be harvested together, and
this with machinery run by horse pow.
er is a great advantage.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

IT is well to remember that water
may be made absolutely safe for drink
ing by boiling it. II there Is a suspicion
as to the perfect purity of the water, it
is far better to take the trouble to boil
and cool it than to u the risk of ty-
phoid fever or some other filthy disease,
DistilIing is better still, and family stills
are now manufactured which can be
operated with little trouble, 1t should
be remembered, also, that the benefit
of boiling or distilling may be easily
negatlved by the use of impure ice in
cooling the water. Drinking water
should be cooled by putting ice around
the receptacle rather than in it,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
DOMESTIC,

STBwED EeGs. Boil five or six eggs
ten minutes, and throw them into cold
water uutll they are perfectly cold.
Then peel and cut crosswise IN slices
with u sharp knife. Have on the fire
IN a fryiug-pan a cupful of soup-stock
or gravy, in which half an onion has
been stewed five minutes. then taken
out. The gravy should have been
strained and seasoned with pepper and
salt. When it comes to a boil heat in a
tin plate II teaspoonful of butter, roll
each slice oil egg in vt, Goa with -four
aud lay gently in the frying-pan. Set
the pan at the side Of the stove to do
This, then remove to a warmer spot, but
DO not allow the gravy to boil again,
merely to simmer round the edges.
Leave the egg thus five minutes. Line
4 fiat dish with very crisply- toasted
bread, dipped in sailed boiling water
and buttered. Lay the sliced eggs on
his and pour on the gravy. This is a
aice breakfast dish. Chopped parsley
improves it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Those who never retract their opin-
ions loYe themselves more than they
love truth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
see Here Young Nan

Every day brings with it some oppor'
tunity to do good.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Hoarding money is covetousness,
squandering it is equal to folly and sin.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

THINNING FRUT.-A Maine farmer
had a t ee which gave a very large crop
of very small apples. He thinned the
small branches from the outside, taking
more than half, and thinning the fruit.
The apples became larger and better,
aud gave as many bushels RS before.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

DR.. j. Aabier FothergiH predicts a
great future for malt as a food. Among
other things, he commends lemonade
made with malt instead of cane sugar.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

LEAF COMPOST Spread twenty BUSH
eli Of dead leaves three inches thick on
the ground, then a bushel of slaked
fresh lime, then leaves and lime several
feet high. In some months cut it down
and shovel it over, Sake the fresh lime
with salt water, If convenient add thin
layers of muck.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
Purify the Blood

GEIby SbtS Na~S~
Hoods sarsaparilla is characterized by
three pecullarities list, the combination Of
remedial agents; I'd, the proportion; Sd, the
process of securing the active medicinal
qualities. The result is a medicine Of unusual
yrength, e~ffecting cures hitherto unknown.
Send for book containing additional evidence.
"Hood's Sarsaparilla tones UP my system,
purlies my blood, sharpens my appetite, and
seems to make me over" j. 7. THOMPSON,
Register of Deeds, Lowell, Mass.
floods Sarsaparilla beats all others, and
Is worth its weight in gold" /. HARRINGTON,
100 Bank Street, New York City.
Hoods ~Sarsapar;lla
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for IS. Made
only by @. 1. HOOD s. co, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

ANOTHER "old shoe house" has failed.
This should teach manufacturers the
folly OF emharhing in the business of
making old shoes. 1t doesn't pay.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

BEES IN their Wild state seek homes
in hollow trees, rock crevices, ETC.,
which fact shows that they love a cool
shady home. An unshaded hive at
midsummer cannot be cool. Shading
may be lone with a square board pIac-
ed over the hive at a few inches above
the top, SO as to leave an air passage
between, and kept in place by weights
or wire attachments. The sheItering
board should protect some inches on
all sides. Planting a grape vine at the
back of each hive and training it to a
t~rellise, in time may be- made to afford
enough shade ana add beauty to the
bee yard, beside yielding fruit in other
wise unoccupied ground.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Our actions are our wi ; their con-
sequence belong to Heaven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

A WOMAN seldom writes her will,
There is so much of it she can't.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

Our deeds determine us 10 much as
we determine our deeds.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01

"That Minds Me,"

Says Sandy, 30 that awfn'
Eczema l had, before 1 left
home, in Scotland. Twas maist
covered wi ~eruptions, when l
saw an advertisement o.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-01
Ayers SwarSapariIIa

in a Glasgow paper. The Itch
in fairly drove me mad, but l
took the Sarsaparilla, an it
worked like magic. Man, it
wrought a perfect cure"
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-12-10
UNHAPPY SPAIN.

Threatened With Revolution from Two
Sides-Ouecn Christina a Woman of Grit.
LONDON, December 5.-Madrid dis
patches received last night state that Ruiz
Gorilla, the Republican agitator, will arrive
at Barcelona within few days, and stimuli.
taneous with his arrival a revolutionary
outbreak is expected to occur in Cadiz.
That Gorilla, over whom sentence of
death is pending in Spain, should boldly
appear upon Spanish soil and permit his
coming to be hera!ded in advance, would
indicate that the revolutionary plans. which
he is known to have been Matching in
France, are well matured. 1t is known
that he has lately sent from London and
Paris a large amount of money to his ad.
herents in Spain, and that large guam.
titles of arms and ammunition
have been smuggled across the Pyrenees.
Probably no revolutionary movement will
be made by Don Carlos until after the &C.
cOuchment of Queen Christina. Should the
posthumOus child be boy Don Carlos will
have no excuse for seeking to overthrow the
present dynasty. If tile child is girl he
will make the same pretcnses he did when
h0 made war against Queen Isabella. Senior
Gorilla is being urged by the friends of Re
publicanism outside of Spain to defer action
until Don Carlos moves. The Sagasta Gov
ernment, they believe, would be unable to
crush two simultaneous outbreaks. They
argue that pleb settle would result in favor
of Republic by an overwhelming ma
jority. There is vast discrepancy be-
tween the teiegraphic press dispatches
IL,
mittsd and private mail adyices. The tele-
graphic reports give everything rOseaie
hue, but private letters tell of the whole
country being in a state of excitement
That order will be maintained for another
fortnight nobody believes. Ex-Queen
Isabella discla;nls any desire to be the Re-
gent, obviously knowing that she could not
retain that post. but she does aspire to the
control of Queen Christina. The latter has
will of her own, and will protect her
children's rights to the utmost.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-12-10
Selling the PrODcrty.

NEW YORK, December 5.-Three of the
avenue aud Fifty-first street, built by Henry
Willard before his downfall, have, it is said,
been sold to the three different parties in
tending to occupy them Immediately. The
transfers will he signed this week. The
buyers have discharged the mortgages put
upon them by the Oregon Navigation Com
pany, as well as the liens of different me
chanics. Willard himself, who is still in
Berlin, has been given thirty days to relieve
the sumptuous mansion in which he lived
for awhile at the corner of Fiftieth street,
of its mortgages and liens. Some of his
friends think he may be able to do it.
though they do not say how. The interest
OH She house is eating it up, for it amounts
to nearly S4S, 900 year.