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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-08-19

Mr. r. u. Liok5tt, OF Pnlshug,
Il kts: i la the eitv on business.
Mr Nlft0n Wisdom, Of Dallas, was
Ia tho city To day.
Mr.. w. u. L'ttlaHeld, suDsrlntenGent
81 telsgrAnhy OF tho could avian
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
A Valuable Device for Warm Weather

There is now being made in London,
by order OF Government, an ingenious
device. which will efIectually protect
the soldiers in the Soudan from the rays
of the burning sun. and render an at
tack OF suns,roke almost impossible. 1t
is formed of light bamboo and paper
and may thus be described: On each
shoulder is fixed piece Of bamboo,
bent in the form Of an arch; in the
center OF each arch piece OF bamboo.
somewhat resembling an umbrella stick,
eighteen inches in height, is securely
fixed, and these sticks support light
awning two feet in. length by eighteen
inches in breadth; the frame OF the avn
ing IS composed of bamboo. and the
covering Of paper painted green inside.
The weight will scarcely be felt. and
the wcarer will thus enjoy all the COM
forts Of large umbrella, without eN-
pcriencing the Inconvenience of holding
II up. and the hands will be left entire
Fly free to carry his rifle or other articles.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
Interesting 10 Smokers.

Texas SiftinFs.
..Don't you love the smell of good
eigar9" inquired an Austin antipode of
Vanderbilt to Gus de Smith.
"You bot I do" replied Gus. his face
Frightening with anticipation.
"Have you got 10 cents about your
personP" inquired tho first speaker
again.
"Yes, what of itp" asked Gus.
"Well, you give mo 10 cents. and
shat, with tho money have, will pur-
chase prime cigar"
'But what will gete" said Gus.
"Why, you'll get the smell, which
you say you dote upon so much.'
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
From . sense Of Duty.

Some people shrink from making
public tho benefit they have received,
while others are free to toll it abroad
for the good Of fellow mortals. Of the
latter kind Is Mr.. J. H. Coppuck, OF
Mount Holly, N. j. who writes, II am
one Of many who give their cheerful
appreciation Of the merits Of the
efficacy Of your valuable Browns Iron
Bitters, from u sense OF duty. This
bitters is doing much good in our
county, for whcih can vouch."
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
A Lucky Nan.

Great excitement has prevailed here
over $1,000 having been drawn In the
last drawing of The Louisiana State Lot
terry, May 18th, and we sent our report.
or to personally interview the lucky
man. He found him when the follow.
ing conversation took place:
What is your name and occupation?
H. N. Chandler, bridge carpenter.
Do you live here? Yes. board al
the Stacker House and room in one Of
the cottages near the park.
How long have you been patronizing
the Louisiana Lottery?
Ever since my accident last Decem'
Der.
Was it you that we reported lying at
the Stacker Honse last New Years day
with broken arm?
Yes, while in the company's employ
ment fell from the top of an ice house,
injuring myself very seriously.
Is it true that you severed your con-
nection with the company the day you
heard of you good luck?
No, continued at my usual employ
ment until to-day when had misun-
derstanding, and left.
Where did you purchase the ticket?
Direct from M. A. Dauphin, manager
of the company at New Orleans. Ii
was one-fifth ticket of S25, 900.
When did you first learn that your
ticket had won prize' saw it in the
Kansas City Times.
Had you any trouble in getting the
$5.0009 None whatevor. l asked
Adams Express Co. to collect it. and il
came all right without any delay.
Were there any drawbacks or deduc.
tions? No. Nothing but the usuaI
rates for collection made by the Ex'
press CO. Oaara (Kas.) Republican
June l2.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
Qm.Eatere.

-. ~ cn1'
Any white man who visits the few
tribes In Africa that eat human flesh is
likely to have hospitable reception
md is certain to find himself among
natives who in their intelligence, arts,
and physical and moral qualities are
not equalled by many of the native
tribes, This fact, indeed, is true of
men-eaters the world over. notwith-
standing the popular impression that
capnibalism characterizes only the low
est levels Of savage life. 1t was true in
Columbus time when he wrote to
Queen Isabella that the cannibal Carib-
bees filed the natives of Hayti with alb
ject terror. The word cannibal signi-
fies brave or valiant man, and is de-
rived from the name by which the
Caribbees called themselves.
A few hundred miles northwest of
Lake Nyanzs, on the banks of the nv
er Welle, lives great tribe whose can
nibalism is the the most pronounced of
any of tho natives of Africa. They are
the Monbuttus, red-skinned race,
physically fine specimens of manhood
and far superior to the black tribes
around them in arts Of war and peace.
They inhabita beautiful, fertile country,
where forests alternate with rolling
downs. They engage in agriculture,
and human flesh, though frequent, is
not regular article of food except
among the wealthier families.
Schweinfurth, who lived among them
for several months. says they are not,
like very many African tribes. childish
in speech and in their processes of
thought, but that they understand rea-
sonable questions, and give reasona-
BILE answers. Tho specimens of their
pottery, decorated with ornamental
figpres, that are now in the Ethno-
graphical museum Of Berlin, are said to
equal the best examples OF Egytian art
They are ingenious wood carvers, and
the greatest house builders in Africa.
One rooted building described by
Schweinfurth, built OF timbers, was $50
feet long, 60 feet wide, and so feet high
and held an audience Of nearly 1000
persons.
1t is characteristic Of cannibal tribes
TO conceal their practices as much as
possible from those not addicted to
them. Neither Schweinfurth, Junker
nor Casati has seen the Monbuttus on
many occasions preparing or eating
human flesh. During his months OF
residence among them Schweinfurth
on Just two occasions saw women Of
the tribe preparing human flesh for
consumption. He came upon them as
they were boiling sundry arms and
legs, but his presence was unexpected
and unwclcome, and he was invited to
go elsewhere. In conversation, how
ever, the Monbuttus made no secret OF
their practices, of which. indeed. there
were abundant evidences, in the heaps
Of Cat efully picked human bones that
were scattered about, all their settle
menis. Their victims are the prisoners
they take in the wars they are almost
necessarily wagipg with one or apoth-
er OF the tribes about them. The
cannibalism Of the Monbu,tus, says
Schweiufurth. '.is unsurpassed by any
savages in tho world. But. with al
that, the Monbuttus are a noble race OF
men. who display certain national
pride. and are endowed with intellect
and judgment such as few Africans
can boast
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

The manuscript Of Miss Cleveland's S
new book has been left with the pub
fishers, but she hasn't decided what to
call the production yet. Women are all
alike in this respect, whether it is books
or babies they are principally interest
ed in.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
K0H SummAH.

The largest, best and cheap
est assortment We nave ever
shown Of silks, Dress
Goods, Suits, Wraps, Gloves,
Hosiery. psr.sols, Laces,
White Goods, Linens, Rib
bons, Trimmings, Notions,
etc Send US your orders.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Little Girl from Chicago--"Our fam
lily is more aristocratic family than
yours - Little Girl from Boston-"No,
it isn't. My mother can boast of her
forefathers for the last two centuries. "
Little Girl from Chicago-"O, that is
nothing. My mother can boast of four
husbands in the last two years."
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Every woman who suffers from Sick Head
ache, and who dislikes TO take bitter doses,
the easiest Of all medicine to take. A positive
cure for the above distressing complaint; give
prompt relief in Dyspepsia and (ndigcstiou |;
prevent and cure Constipation and Piles, As
easy to take a. sugar. Only one pill dose.
you will not be without them.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
An Old Field Weed.

The old field mullen has been a seeming out.
cast for many years, now It has suddenly at.
tracted attention of the medical world who re,
cognire II to be the best lung medicine discov.
cred, when made into tea and combined with
sweet gum, presents in Taylor's Cherokee
Remedy OF Sweet Gum and Mullen an effcc.
tive cure for Group, Whocping Cough, Cold
and Consumption. Druggists 25c and 81.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Romantic young ladies who open
their easements at night and gaze pen
sively upon the moon are very foolish.
The moon is 24O, 900 miles distant, and
if there was a man in it they couldn't
get him. What's the use of being un-
reasonable?
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

First hen: There comes the wo-
man to drive us out of the garden" !"
Second hen: Eyes, and she is picking
up stone, too! Let us fly out quick"
mo, no, stay here" "But she is aim
ing right for u.s." "Yes, and If we
should move We might get hit"
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
Mother!

II little darling is spending sleepless nights,
slowly, pi,ifully wasting by drainsge upon It's
tie Of DR.. Biggerx' Hucklcberrv Cordial, the
GREAT SOUTHERN REMEDY, and hud
what many mothers have complete cure, a. II
will all bowel affections In both old and young.
All drugElsts at 80 cents.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

"Thc proof of the pudding is In the eating"
so says the old sdsge, and so the proof OF the
have used It. Thos- Bass, Sr,, of Steelville,
says, 81 have used Prickly Ash Bitters in my
family for years for ailments OF the kidneys,
liver and bowels, and find there Is no remedy
to equal tn
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

The Sultan Of Constantinople is
named Osman Bey. His twenty wives
make him sign his name o. Bey.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
bargains In Dry Goods.

Without doubt N. J. Mcnamara 4 Co,
Denver. give the best bargains in Dry Goods,
Gents Furnishing Goods and Fancy articles, OF
any house IN the West 1ney quote this week
90 dozen Huck towels at t2.00 per dox, worth
$500. Ready-made Lawn suits, both walls,
and skirt nicely tucked, for fl0o-csn't be
sold by anybody else for less than f4.00. Thei,
celebrated Gents White Shirts at SOC. Write
for samples. They guarantee satisfaction.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

"Now, then, John," said the restau-
rant-keeper to his boy, "bring out
those sandwiches We put up last win
ter. Here's big order come in to sup
ply the Sunday school picnic.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

First citizen: "You always stay home
in tho evenings nowP" Second citizen:
'.'Yes; my wifc's father gave her $500
for birthday present, and I'm teach
ing her how to play draw poker"
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
Prosecute the swindlerx.:.

Hops ne 1hite label che drusRisse banda ou4 AAY
stun called G. d. Warmers German Hop BtSlR1s N
With oiher .:Hop- name refuse tt and shunr vhSx
druggist as you would viper; and II he hastsAn
your money for the stun. tAdiet him for the fInAz
and him for damages for the svtndle nEd ~
will reward you lfberAly for the conviction
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Weddings resulting from chance &C.
quainrances made during summer va
cations may well be published under
the head of casualties.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

FOR egtsr,on ba,bsd Si,s fsnes. sore shoulders.
hicks and open sores on animals. Use Stswc,t:s
Healing PoWdsy. IS and so cts. box
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

When Rsby wAssiok, we gave her CaatoriA
When she va. = Child, sho cried for CastoriA,
When abe became Mios, she clunc to Castoria.
When sho had Children, shc gave them CAs.or;a,
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

A little Boston boy being asked why
Lots wife was turned into pillar Of
salt replied: Because she was too
fresh, l guess"
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

A child who had once seen a grab
bag in church, after the contribution
box had passed by one Sunday whis-
pered TO her mother: chow much did
you get? grabbed quarter"
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Yes" said Mrs. Spriggins. when she
read the nienn of a recent fashionable
dinner. 1.-The man who got up that there
feast must have been an epicac."
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

The Revolution Cigar sold by Harvey & Par
kcr, Wholesale cigar merchants, Denver, is
raising furore among smokers. All first
class dealers keep them.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

In 1850 .'Broir,.s Bronehidl Troehes''
were introduced, and their success as cure
for Colds, Coughs, Asthma, and Bronchitis
has been unparalleled.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

The Bots Collar Pad Of zinc and leather is
unquestio1 ably the best pad ever made. Hu-
manity demands its use on every horse wear
ing Hame collar. 1t prevents channg and
positively cures sore necks. 1t is manufac-
tured by Dexter Curtis, Madison, Wis.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

A masher discomfited: He-"Allow
me to carry your parcel for you"
She-''Eo, thank you. my man; but
there is twopence. and don't spend it in
drink"
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Offensive party-sansnip- Going home
with another fellows girl.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Dying words: The air is rather close
-Desdemona. Drinking will cause my
death. Socrates. I shall lie in the
grave.-Ananias. I was not well heeled
Achilles.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

blu buo!Ntoo, rapidly. Pamphlet form
sent post paid on receipt OF 35c-
J. FRANK, Opera House. Denver, Colo.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

Marrow Escape.
is:s:: & :::;s; &: 1 =:
Extending to the end Of my toss and TO My
brainl
(Which made me deliriousi
"From agony!!! .-..-.
SIT took three men to hold me on my bed =
times!
'.The Doctors tried in vain to relieve me, bu
to no purpose.
Morphine and other optateS
"Had no effect!
"After two months was given up 70 deli
when my wife
heard neighbor tell what Hop Bitters l,.pai
done for her, she at once got and gave ms
some. The first dose eased my brain an.l
seemed to go hunting through my system ss--
the pain.
hours hing ino ssd mot done Tor two
Before had used ave bottles. I was ell s,a :.
WEEKS. but work. y W too hara % for my ~ s,rensta ss
and painful rho umatsm All through my 5, stem ihs&
i called the doctors .estn. .nd after ,ererA
weeks hey left me cripple on s s,Seses 70, nte s
he said oP st,e5: hsd esTsa him .ad wSala sa,.
In less @ than m four xeets threw away my erntssss
s4 sRs e II NJ
living and have been 70 Tor six years since
1t has also cured my wife, who has been sitas
for years; and has kept her and my childrrE
we'll and healthy with from two to three boz
ties per year. There is no need to be SICK -
all If these bi.ters are used.
J.J. BERK. Ex-superyisoI-
''That poor invalid wife, Sister, Mother,
''Or daughter!!!!
s'Can be made the picture Of health,
with few bottles Of Hop Bttters,
"Wa you l&t them sn0svnF'
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

COE DISEASES of horses and cattle, nothing
comparcs with Veterinary Carbolisalye, II Is the
only preparation that leaves and invariably
grows the hair in its tginal color. Sold by eruS'
Slsts at 20 cents ard tl. 90.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

BED-BUGS, FLIES.
Flies reaches. ants bed-buRa rats mice. eophers,
ehipmunks. cleared oatby .Rough Rats. p" isc.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
.HUCuU.pAJRA,- -

Qu'ek. complete cure. all Kidney. bladder And
Urinary Dsesscs ScalGlng. Irritation, Stone Gravel
CAtarrh Of the hlsdder s. DraSSists.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

THIN PEOPLE.
wells Health Renewsr're stoYt health and vigor
cures pyspepsiA. I'm pot ence sexual Debility. IL
Delta chief., 1885-07-01
Denver. Col.

w NrTED CANvAssERs FOR cur
w A1N i LIZ Subscription Books. III.
'l9.tyc ,ts,,i,oIy and ,iscraI r. Z se.ms given.
Delta chief., 1885-07-01

THAT poor invalid wife, Sister, Mother,
'Or daughter!!!
s'Can be made the picture Of health,
with few bottles of Hop Bitters,
"NVil you 1t them su1vlIP'
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Madame Bernhardt had lovingly
opposed her husbands proposed tiger
hunting expedition, fearing that harm
would come to him; but he promised
to be very careful, and got ready for
the journey. AT the last moment he
came hurrying into Madame's apart
ments and burst out with:
"Perfidious woman! You promis-
ed not to further oppose me, yet you
have deliberately attempted to prevent
my going"
"You mistake yourself" responded
Bernhardt in amaze.
81 mistake nothing" replied her
husband warmly. "You know dared
not carry my gun uncovered through
the streets, and you have deliberally
stolen my beautiful green cloth gun
case so as to keep me at home"
at is not true, not true" screamed
the Madame hotly. 81 have the
proof" yelled Mr.. Bernhardt, dane
ing around in rage. "What have you
on ?"
"My new green cloth dress"
at is lie,' hissed the maddened
husband. at is my gun-case.
And so they parted.-Philadelphia
Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07
A Direct Insult.

Judge-"You say that the prisoner
insulted you. That is very serious
charge. What did he say to you,
madam ?"
Plaintiff-"He called me n spring
chicken. And | am an old woman, as
your honor can easily see."
Judge-'"That is not an insult. A
spring chicken is young and tender.
| should consider it a compliment
rather"
Plaintiff-"You wouldn't if you
were in the same business | am"
Judge-"What is that ?"
Plaintiff keep q boarding
house. ."--Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07
Good Detective Work.

First Detective--I've got the two
who committed that murder. Their
names are Chinks and Kinks"
Second Detectivc-"You don't say
SO! How did you discover them ?"
81 ran across Chinks one day and
boldly charged him with the crime"
eyes; how did he take itY"
"He changed color-a sure sign
that he is guilty"
"True and the othcr?"
81 saw Kinks soon after and boldly
charged him with the crime"
"Good How did he act ~
"IIe did not change color at all
sure sign that he is a hardened Grim
inal. philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Master.-"Well, Susan, did you
mail that letter as l told you p
Faithful servant.-"Yes, sir; but
had it weighed first, and it was double
weight so put on another stamp
Master.-"Good girl; only / hope
you didn't put it on so as to obliter.
ate the address" Faithful servant
"Oh. no indeed, sir; Iput it OH TOP
of the other stamp so as to save
room. Paris paper.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07
What He Got.

Fitzgoober bought a ticket in lot
terry last month, and up to the day OF
drawing he was positive of getting the
capital prize.
The evcntful day arrived, and his
wife was alarmed at seeing him rush
ing r,adly home.
whats the matter?" she gasped.
I-I-got it" gasped Fitz.
"Got what ?"
,"Don't-don't you remember the
lottery ticket ?"
81 do" cried the excited woman,
"what did you get?"
"Got disappointment" sadly an
swered Fitz.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07
The Modest Clock.

"The clocks modest thing" muir
INJURED Fitz, rehectively, always got
its hands before its face"
"It's mighty open-faced thing"
snapped the old lady.
"And no welcome visitor to the
spot cash man." chimed in Pinder,
"for it's always going on tick
"And an arrant coward" mused
Sukey. 81 never saw q clock of any
good that wasn't always running"
"That's in order to be on time" re-
buked Fitzgoober.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07
EXAMINING a Political Statement.

Il tell you what" airily exclaimed
Perkins, as he sat down to the supper
table, 81 was in n tight place this af
ternoon."
"Yes, know you were" interrupt
ed his wife in q clear, cold uttcrance
that cut like knife; 81 saw you com
ing out of it."
And then it flashed across Perkins
mind that he had incidentally stepped
into saloon with a friend, for the
purpose of examining doubtful
political statement, and the supper
was finished amid silence so profound
that he could plainly hear napkin
ring.-Rockland Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Herbcrt's mamma took him to Sun
day school the other day, and the
lesson being on the depravity of the
human heart, the teacher drew a large
heart on the blackboard by way Of
illustration. Mamma" said Her.
bert, with a nudge, twill she draw q
spade extp-Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

A countryman, who is camping with
his wagon and team in the suburbs OF
Austin, missed one of his horses
"Why don't you apply to the police 2
suggested a city friend. "Do you
think they stole him ?" was the inno-
cent rcponse.--Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

81 don't 'zac'ly understan' this ere
Spanish treaty. Wat does it doY'
"Why, it gives us cheaper sugar"
"W'at do we want O cheaper sugar
The s'loons allus throws in the sugar.
Wat we want is treaty with Ken.
tuck that'll give us cheaper whisky"
News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

"Why, Allie, dear, is that the way
to begin your dinner?" asked moth.
er of her little daughter, as she be-
gan with the pie instead of the bread
and butter. "Well, l declare, mann
ma, was going to eat my dinner up
side down, wasn't Ir-Wilmington
Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

eff you don't keep out Of this yard
you'll catch it," said woman to a
boy in West Lynn. "All right" an
swered the gamin. 81 wouldn't have
come in if I'd known your folks had
it."-Lynn Item.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

A prominent physician of Boston
is quoted as saying: "If the child
does not thrive on fresh milk, boil it."
Boiled children may suit Boston pal
ates, but they will never become pop
ular.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07
Their First Quarrel.

Madame Bernhardt's first quarrel
with her husband has never, we be-
lieve, been given to the public. As
neither of the parties are in America
we violate no confidence in publishing
the facts.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

81 return the inclosed manuscript
wrote the editor of a religious weekly
simply because l am so full at pre-,
sent" The contributor replied that
when the editors toot was over he
would be glad to submit the manu-.
script again.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

A tourist in France showed by mis-
take restaurant bill of fare instead
of his passport. The gendarme read
it, and looking at the tourist, said
"Calf's head, pigs feet-that's all
right, sir, you are identified" ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

The Norristown Herald suggests
that the guillotine be called into re-
QUESTION to suppress the tramp. Well
that would be capital way to get a
head Of him, that's fact.-Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Two skulls of Cardinal Richelieu
have come to light, and French ed,
itor gravely observes that there seems
to be doubt as to the genuineness OF
one of them.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

A musician whose door plate read
&c Sharp was much disgusted to
find one morning that some envious
rival had scrawled under it the un-
questionable TRUTHS A fat."-
EX
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Some one has written work on
"How to Grow Old" 1t strikes us
that the best way to grow old is not
to die young.-Philadelphia Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Don't fret if you cannot go into
society. The oyster is often present
at supper when he would perhaps
prefer to DO at home in his bed
Boston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

can Ohio girl eloped with a China.
man old enough to be her father" "
The rage for "old China" doesn't
appear to abate.-Norristown Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

1t is said that Bismark has an eye
on Egypt. The other is engaged in
watching the horns of the Reichstag.
Lowell Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Angelina.-"The man / marry
must be handsome, brave and clever"
Tompkins.-"Dear me. How fortu-
nate we have met" t."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-01-07

Give tramp the cold shoulder one
day, and he will come the next for
gravy and potatoes to go with it.
New Orleans Picayune.