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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

a FOLDING b has been aAtented
by a citizen of Dallas, Texaas When
folded the table is triangular il shape,
so 1t can be placed in the corer of a
room. bat will make square paral-
telegram Of much larger size ben un-
folded and set up in the roors by the
use of the leaves and speciall devised
braces.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

PARsSIP STEw.-Three slices ofsalt
pork, boil one hour and a half; sdpe
five large ~parsnips, cut-A GE-1s
lengthwise, add to the pork tnA let
boil together one-half hour thei add a
few potatoes, and let all boil to4ther
until the potatoes are soft; the lt9d in
the kettle should be about d ApfuI
when ready to take of.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

IL has been proved beyond all doubt
that waters which circulate or stand in
leaden pipes OF vessels not only take up
particles of lead through mechanical
action due to friction, but attack the
metal because of the affinity of several
of their constituents, the result being
generally lead carbonate. Minute
quantities of lead introduced into the
system must rank among the factors OF
anamia and defective nutrition in large
towns. Therefore, concludes NJ. A.
Hamon. pipes, cisterns and utensils OF
lead ought entirely to disappear.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

ALTHOUGH some OF the breeders Of
heavy draft horses maintain that all the
French breeds are classed as Normans,
the French only recognize the Percher-
ons as the true thoroughbreds, and adj
nit 40 others to be classed in the stud
books, The term Norman is an Amer-
can me-, and unknown IN France.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

PLANTATION PHILOSOPHY More den
half O. de lection O. dis worl' Is put on.
De grapevine doan' cling ter de Inns
case it lubs de tree, but case 1t wants
de tree ter hol' it up. 1t is said dat
poverty shows de goodness whut am in
er man. Dat may be true, but a man
KANT show nigh so much goodness
wild poverty ez he ken wild er little
money.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

No EFFICIENT plan has yet been dis
covered for combating with the corn or
fall worm on a large scale. Fires at
night have been tried; also lanterns
suspended above water, so that the
moths striking the lanterns will fall into
the water. These plans however, can
be used ON a very small scale only.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

''BRIDE-"I must send a piece of my
wedding cake to my brother John. He
knows 1 made it myself. VIII you
take it to the p~ostofice for me?"
Groom-"l would willingly, my dsr-
ling, but the postal authorizes won't
transport pieces of wedding cake"
"How silly? Why won't they?"
al don't know, my pet, unless it is
because they have no facilities for
handling heavy freight.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

A NEW method of fastening the strings of
upright pianos has been invented by the
Mason & Hamlin Organ and Piano Com
pany, which is regarded as one of the most
important improvements ever made, max
ing the instrument more richly musical in
its tones, as well as more durable, and less
liable to get out of GENERALIZATION Journal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

A GOOD way to arrange fruit in a dish
for an ornamented pieee II to set a
glass tumbler in the centre If the dish,
around and oven it put a thick layer of
moss; then not nearly 70 much fruit
will be required, and it cen le arranged
very handsomely.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

A BALTIMORE paper says that city
alone pnt up the past season IA 400 900
cans OF peaches, 1000, 900 cans of peas.
800. 900 cans of string beans, 100, 900
cans of pears, 5000, 900 ans OF tomatoes
and 1000. 600 can Of fruits and also
other Vegetables.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

For THREE WINTERS 1 have been at
hIcted with Gatsrrh and Cold IN the
Head. l used Ely's Cream Balm; it
accomplished all that was represented.
I. T. Mccormick Judge Common
Please, Elizabeth, N. J.. price so
ceutsO
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

az HAvE BxEN AETEFSrED with an
-ATeebof JT the Throat from childhood,
caused by diptheria, and have used various
remedies, but have never found anything
equal to Browns BRoNCHIAL :;
Rev. G. NJ +. Hampton, Ptketofl, ny Soid
onIv I'm boxes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

One year after date, for value received, I proniisnN ray
TO the order Of the publisher Of CHICAGO Post ard thtr1sy
the sum Of ,....... dollars, with interest At 4 pr ernt
per annum after majority. IL IL understood and rs red
that no part Of tie principal Of this note Will be d4D O1'
ed or become payable Except at my pleAsuTel, as IRA ss
/ remain a plid.up subscriber 10 the shove named psPsr.
Lshqs.ail .............t....
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Mr.. S. StrottoR, recommends the fol-
lowing method of blisterlng: The surface
requiring such counter irritation is to
be well covered with ~snnular blisters
about the size of the human iris, cut
from y~esicating tissue with an ordinary
a punch, the centre being ex'rasted
with a punch of small size. Once Sc.
cure to the surface and covered with
cotton wool and bandage, these blisters
REQUIRE no further attention. The dis
comfort created is SO slight that there is
never any resistance to their appliea-
ton.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
MSd of

What is the difference between this
noted Lady and Carboline, the great
Hair ProducerP AnsWer: one Is "Mdid
of Athens" and the other Is made OF
Petroleum, and both came from
Grease.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

The best way to free a WIdrobe in
tested with moths is to bun ulphur in
it. Camphor will prevent T coming.
The cheapest and sutest Daho6 is TO
keep furs in a drawer, and al you fold
them pepper them well wit common
white pepper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

ONE of the most wasteful practices,
says the S~tocknlan, is the common one
of feeding on the ground. Go wherever
you will, and you will find farmers
feeding their sheep on the ground in
the worst weather that aver stormed,
Not only cut of consideration for the
poor dumb animals but as a matter of
economy troughs should be constructed
In which to place the feed for the ami
mRls.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

a SCREEN of ~peaeocks' feathers set in
a brass stand which represents the
body of the bird, Is a pretty and brill
liant ornament for those whp have no
superstltious notions in regard to pea
cocks feathers used III decoration.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

AN HONEST farmer was invited to at.
tend a party at the village doctors one
evening, where there was music, both
vocal and instrumental. On the fol-
lowing morning he met one of the
guests, who said: "WeIl farmer, how
did you ENJOY yourself last night? We're
not the quartets excellent?' "Why,
really, sir, l can't say" said he, ''for l
didn't taste 'em; but the pork chops
were the finest l ever ate"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

BANANA CAKE.-Onecup Of butter.
two cups of sugar, one cup Of Hster or
of sweet milk, three eggs, four ups Of
flour, three small teasIoonfuls lf bak-
ing powder. Mix lightly and like in
layers. Make an ICING Of the Whites of
two eggs. and one cup and u Aif OF
powdered sugar. Spread this o the
layers, and then cover thickly an en-
tirely with bananas, sliced thin. Tins
cake may be favored with vanilla. The
top should be simply frosted.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

SATIN is again used for haugings and
furniture coverings in PARIS. One of
the beautiful residences of a foreign
ambassador has the drswing room drap-
cries of white satin trimme4 with bull
lion brocade.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Civility Is to nan what beauty is to
woman. 1t creates an instantaneous IN
preston in his behalf, while the opposite
quality excites AZ quick q prejudice
against him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

RICE PANCAKES. Boil half pound
OF rice to a Jelly. When cole hix with
it a pint OF cream, four egd d little
salt and nutmeg. Stir in eitf unces
of butter, jus: warmed, al add as
much flour as will make DE batter
timex enough. Fry in as htte lard as
possible.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

A neio motor driven by the explosion
of small charges of gun-eotton has been
produced in England, and is said to be
applicable wherever small powers are
required.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
do Won Want no INV a Doe9

Send for Dog Buyers Guide, 100 pages, en-
cravings of all breeds, colored plate, prices
ofdogs and where to buy them. Mailed for
l5c. Associated Fanciers, 237 S. 18th ST., Phila.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

The shade OF faith and the cloak of
true goodness, is the best equipage or
the storm OF adversely, and the keen
atmosphere of selfshpess.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

If all so-called remedies have failed, Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
Babs Saved.

We are 80 thankful v %y ~ y Nr nursing baby
was permanently cured eta dsne sons and pro.
tracted constipation an Tregdlai<ity of the bow
els by the use of Hop B,.ters ny Il mother. which
at the same time restored her IN perfect health
and strength
The Parents, kTchester, n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

II 1t is within your power to enjoy
the present, do not postpone your hap
plness. Be happy now, and resolve to
be happy whenever you can
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
A Postal Gard STORY.

I was affected with kidney Ind urinary
Trouble
"For twelve years
After trying all the doc6ofR ana Paten'
medicines / could hear Of u5eo TWO DOL
ties of Hop
"Bitters;"
And l am perfectly cured. l. Keep IL -
"All the timel' respectttP lily, u. II
Booth, Salisbury, Teun.-MaP /, 1855
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

In every relation Of life we must bea-
and forbear; we must not expect per
lection, and each party should carry
the cloak of charity for the other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Few efforts are more unsuccessful,
few labors are more ~unavailing, than
those of the reformer who has not re-
formed himself.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
The WORLDS EKp1sttiou-Whai
10 Get There.

The grand Exposition 81, New
Orleans. La. first inaugural as the
Cotton Centennial and afterwards
expanded into the WORLDS EXPOSE
ton" was opened Oh Decel Her 10th,
1884, and will be continued lutll May
Dist, 1885.
It's success is now assured and, as e
show merely, it ls.the most extensive
and most varied that has eveF been seer.
on this Continent. All the Countries Of
the world will be represented either by
their works Of art or their Natural pro-
auctions. The pine and the ptlm, wheat
corn. tobacco and sugar cane, the fruits
Of the frozen North and Ihe torrid
south will stand side by side, framed in
by the still more repIesentatt re panora-
ma of the stalwart sOn and fair daugh'
ters from the respective sections. When
the roll is called Mexico with the South
American republics will be Here, Can
ada with the United States vii respond
and our t~ransatlatic brethrel viii coue
to take part in the great fail
This gathering of our OWL people las
an importance not only ~ tterial and
commercial but political asO. Those
who feared danger and diHi ulty in the
re.establishment Of our government
after a ruinous civil wal will find
their fears groundless. Afr the lapse
of only twenty years that TecuperltiYe
power which marks the Anglican
people, has placed the South side by
side in tue march Of progress with the
industrious North. Henceforth, intact,
there will be no North, no South but
one great and glorious country, on flag
and an Undivided nation.
New Orleans ls most favorably lOca-
ted for such an exhibition. 1t ideasy
of access by land and water, hany
steamship lines and numerous RAILROADS
! concentrate on that point. The winter
season is the most delightful Of thfear.
| Accommodations are ample and viJtors
NAV combine not only health and lleas-
IRE, but profit and instruction. This
/ Exhibition must attract a large n4nber
of visitors who will be glad to inow
that the Pennsylvania Railroad Cmpa-
nv will issue excursion tickets at its
| stations to New Orleans, good to turn
until MAY 31st, 1885. In constellation
of the reduced rate at which the fkets
are sold they are subject to certal con-
! ditions asto limitation of trips goig and
returning. These conditions ar sim
pie and will be explained in detl by
agents. The tickets are of two DISCS:
Those covering the same route both
directions, and those %coyerinl one
route going and a different roP re-
turning. The round-trip rate of ekets
going and returning the samdoute
from Philadelphia to New Orl8ns is
S43. 90, and going by one route ldre-
turning another S51.7 ) exceptEhere
the trip in one direction is mf via.
Atlantic Coast Line, when theglte is
5000.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

We cannot understand what We have
never experienced; we need pam, were
it only TO teach us sympathy,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

"PALANrHRaPIsT-"My poor man,
what has happened? You seem on the
verge of despair"
':Seedy Strauger-"I am, sir. My
means of livelihood have been taken
from me; stolen, actually stolen"
perhaps 1 car help you. What Is
your trader"
II am IN engraver."
"Ahi For the magazines2'
mo, sir: | make pictures for the
daily papers" j..
"And you are now, L suppose, out Of
NO, SRI; \ nave plenty of orders,
but my most important engraving tool
has been stolen by q sneak thief, and |
have not the money to buy another.
Oh, sir, remember my starving family
aud help me-"
Certainly, my poor man. you shall
nave help at once. What tool was it
that you lost?"
my broadaxe."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

no more ~ ~ sI}tty Gead
than the most superficial declaration, as
a feather and guinea TALL with equal
velocity in a vacuum,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

DR.. KLINE's Great Nerve Restorer Is the
marvel OF the age for all nerve diseases. All
hts stopped free. Send TO q3l Arch street,
Philadelphia, Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
AGRICULTURE.

COOKING FooD FOR SWINE. In cold
weather much good IS done by feeding
hogs heated food. Il warns up the
body and stimulates the digestive organs
70 vigorous action. 1t pays always to
warm slops In cold weather. The main
reason farmers do not feed more cooked
food 10 their swine, is fancied labor and
trouble in preparing 1t. a good utensl!
is a large iron kettle, swung upon two
poles Of sufficiently strong wood. The
Laii is removed and q piece OF chain,
forming a loop q foot long, Is passed
through each eye OF the kettle, and the
respective pole. The poles are placed
~ lorked sticks, set IN the ground.
The poles should be parallel, and as lar
apart as are the eyes OF the Kettle,
Pace near the kettle q large, light
tronQh. made Of two-inch pine boards,
which may be situated ia a small lot
separated from the hog lot by q fence,
With a small gate. Old broken fence
rails make excellent, cheap fuel; they
ignite readily, give a quick, hot ire,
and soon dc down. When thec cooking
is done, rake tie fire to one side, aud
bring the trough partially under the
kettle on that side from which the hte
has been removed. Raise the pole itom
that side out Of the crotches, and let 1t
down. This Will tilt the kettle on the
edge Of the trough, and most OF the food
viii be deposited in it; the balance Is
easily scooped ont with a board or pan.
When only onepole Is used, it Is difiicuit
10 get the cooked food into the trough.
After the TODD is cooled sufficiently,
open the gate IN the fence, and let the
hogs into the feast. Managed in this
way. the labor OF cooking a kettle OF
iood can be done In five minutes, and
the only expense OF making the ration
as q few pieces of old rails.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

The possibilities of a farm are meas.
ured by the quantity and quality OF
brains which run it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Neglected fence rows are like a leaden
weight upon the neck of clean field Gull
ture.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

AwAG who thought to have a joke at
the expense of an Irish provision dealer
said: "Can you supply me with a yard
of pork?" Pat" said the dealer to
his assistant, ''give tins man three Pigs
feet
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
Catarrh of bladder.

With wheat very cheap and eggs
= IS sooo prices, better Encourage
laying by feeding some OF the former.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

THERE is one point that should be
deeply impressed on the dairyman's
mind, and that is, if he wants to make
8 frst-class article of butter he must
churn often. Never let the cream get
over three days old no matter how cold
it may be kept. If cold. it will get old,
dat and frinky, If soul the whey will
sat up the best butter globules. Churn
ss often as you can.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

~ None genuine without a bunch of green
Hons on the white label. Shun al The vile. p0ison-
Gus stun with mop o hups n their name.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
.nongh on PaIn,. Plaster;

Porous aud strengthening, improved, the best
for backache, pains in chest or side, rheumatism,
neuralgia. 25e Druggists or mall
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

TRANSPARENT LEMON JELLzEPare
two dozen lemons as thin a ptible;
put eight with the rinds into hb not
boiling water; cover it three four
hours; rub some loaf sugar on I'll rlnds
before peeling, to extract theHavor;
put in a china dish with a pour pnd a
half of fine sugar, then add til water
and three quarts of boiling mig mix
and pour through a Jelly hs until
clear.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Hope is like the wings of an angel
soaring up to heaven, and bears on
prayers to the throne of God.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

A farmer 3 bank account may grow at
the expense of his manure heap and
grain crops.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

PUREsT AND BEST CoD-LIvER on. from selected
liyers. on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard 4 90,
have once taken ft prefer it to all others Phys'-
rfans declare it superior to all other ola
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

CHICKEN PIE.-Stew CHECKED until
tender, season with one-quartd Of q
pound of butter, salt and peppd line
the sides of a pie dish with rich
crust, pour in the stewed chick, and
cover loosely with a crust, first lttlng
q hole in the center. Having 1dy a
can of oysters. heat the liquor, ticken
with a little flour and water, u sea-
son with salt, pepper and butf the
4 size of an egg, When it com4 to a
boil, pour it over the oysters an hbout
twenty minutes before the pie done
lift the to- crust and put them
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

An U~NRoMANrIC DooroR-a bachelor,
We believe, says tight lacing is a pub.
lie benefit, inasmuoh as IT kills of al
the foolish girls, and leaves the wlst
OF Tp te be women,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

do CATS Think queries a writer.
Yes. they sometimes think that the man
up in the window with the night-cap
on is a mighty poor shot with a boot
Jack.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

An s~pothecsry asserted in Il large
company ''that all bitter things Were
hot" mo" replied a physician, -
bitter cold day is an exception"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

The scriptures were written not to
make us astronomers. but to make us
saints,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples ana rough shll
cured by using Juniper Tar soap, made oy Gas
well. Hazard 4 Co.. New YORK.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

THE half dollar OF 1925 is not rare. "
says a Philadelphia authority. Indeed,
no. 1t is the half dollar of 1884 that is
rare.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

To1rH WAsH.-ro bake white and
remove tartar, two t-ncd Of borax
dissolved in warm wati d one tea
spoonful of tincture OF !, sad n
tablespoonful of spiri mlhor.
A ING oilclota nv i,.zSghtened
by washing 1t with 4 M with q
little borax dissoiveh A. III it with
a flannel cloth Yous Aped ipro
milk, and wiring it aissible.
10 has recently Tossed tc
prevent petroleum. placing s
b. tie OF anmoniaI fnel of eli.
o. ignition, by otherwise,
the bottle would 81
Of the anmoniscs
AtlnRpssl the
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

FRESHMEN are proverbial for their in
tense admiration of the fair sex. This
Is probably because SO many of the la
dies are home rulers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

The art of living easily as to money,
is to pitch your scale of living at least
one degree below your means.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Children slow in development, puny, scrswny
and delicate, use "Wells' Health Reviewer"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03
Rough on Coughs
The snnndest argument VIII pr0duct

ASK for "Roagh on Coughs" for Coughs, Colds,
Sore Throat, Hoarseness. Troches,l5c. LiGuid,25e'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Gophers are eaten as a deb lacy in
Georgia.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

alt Is FALSE" exclaimed a delegate,
''we did not paint the town red. But, "
he added, 1--WE did kalsonIine the ele-
plant somewhat,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Singing irritation, Inflammation, all Kidney and
Urinary Complaints cured by "Buchu-Paiba" 81.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

The days of the woodcock are mum.
bered, and ~epicures should make a note
of it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03


EARN ano Tuning i,tne eIpst1 knce required with
Tuners Guide; OUTFIT e. Js.jFoneh Warren Pa.
k
Y CkpNTELEGRAPH < ;oT SH9slh HAND and TYPE
n.ERnN WRITING HERE SrhEbons furnished.
4Address Valentine Bros, Janesy Ee Ws-
"
NOUNG MEN send 25c. and samnFa of Hair for Nat.
uraI Moustache. "HO& 2ij. III Rlaamheld n, J.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Mr.. VANDERHoFF, of the Elmira
7.,rmers Club, reports excellent results
rom thrice rolling the seed bed for his
wheat crop a year ago. 1t was rolled
vice before seeding and once after
The yield was double that in the same
ield not SO treated. The soil was q
leary clay loan. In some seasons ON
his character of soil the rolling after
,seding should be dispensed with. The
,ouph clods left on uneven surfaces
protect the wheat plants, and in Spring.
IS they are broken down by frost, they
,oyer wheat roots which alternate freez-
.ng and tnawing has thrown to the sur
ACE.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

A number of new soups are included
he gastronomic novelties Of the
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

RICH PA-."To be sure, my pet. AL
though ] hate to lose you l am perfect
" willing to allow you to leave home
to finish your education. Would you
like to go to Europe and enter some of
the fine institutions there?'
Pretty Daughter-"Oh, l would much
rather remain IN this country"
"a true American girl after all, Well,
l will at once see about getting you
into Vassar College"
ooh, no, pa; not there; not there"
''Why, my child, it is a famous in
stitution. That is the place for you,
of course
"Oh, mol mol Please don't send me
to Vassar'"
But why not?"
well the fact is, pa. 1 see by the
papers that u of 500 graduates OF
Vassar College only 1873 have got mar
RED"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

BRA FORD, PA.A May 5, 1915.
II mas cured me OF several DIS such as
nervousness. sickness { & the sto mach, monthly
troubles, etc. ! have Z seen S'oA u"J :
year aince I took Hon Bitters. All my neighbors
use them. mtS- NNiH ohhhN'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

Escalloped lobster in a shell is highly
snnken of.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-03

e. P. Roe, in the last report of the
Michigan Horticultural Society, tells
o he keeps grapes. He says: II keep
Uatawaba, Isabella, Diona and Iona
grapes by picking them on a clear day,
using grape scissors so as not to handle
much, removing all imperfect berries,
and putting in clean, dry earthen jars
4 layers a bunch deep. 1 till the jar in
this way and then place a double sheet
Of paper over the top layer and put on
the lid. lrext paste strong, unbleach-
ed muslin entirely over the lid, com.
pletely covering the opening, so that no
sIr can enter. When the covering has
fully dried and hardened, the Jars are
buried on u dry knoll, sufficiently deep
to be beyond the action of frost, a stake
being placed over each to locate it.