The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-07-07
Srrse and Nn,lsense.

Srrse aud Wn,lsetise.
Great feat on the rollers; Those that
'equire No. IL skates, j
What this country needs most is
practical scientist who can invent an at
lachable steering apparatus for cyclones.
sThe most unkindest cut of all" is
lrtquently furnished you by your butch.
or with the assurance that it is sirloin.
"lf cannot have the fat Of the land
! can take little lean.". said tramp, as
he rested his shoulder against a lamp
post.
Timid buyer: "Is the, horse. shv or
mid 2" Ardent seller: s.Not bit Of
It. Why, be sleeps all alone in his
stable"
It is said that the electric lights at Sac
ramento can be seen from the high land
near Jackson, Amador county distance
of sixty miles.
There is said to be au Indian in Cot.
orado that has not tasted liquor in ten
wears. 1t is not stated what cigar store
he ornamented.
Mis- Senator Bayard is q tall. splen.
did. elegant woman, and dresses richly
and With refined taste. She is the moth
ler of nine children.
Judge StsIlo, the eminent lawyer of
Cincinnati. has been appointed Minister
to Italy. withoutSthe slightest solicita.
tion upon bis part.
For EARAoHE, T Toothache Sore Throat,
Swelled Neck, and the results of colds
and inflammation, use DR.. Thomas &c.
lectric Ol-the great pain destroyer.
Ingersoll says that mans surround.
ings are responsible for his belief. Mo-
hammed held that women can not enter
the kingdom of heaven. He bad eleven
wives.
Bucyrus, Ohio, has a monstrosity 10
the shape Of two-legged pig. The an.
imal is perfect in other respects, but
destitute Of bind legs. 1t walks around
on its front legs.
A check was sent last week to the
New Yoik World office in favor of the
Bariholdi fund for $40, 600 and signed
by VIM. H. Vanderbilt Investigation
proved it to be forgery.
The school children at Karus City
planted tree on Arbor Day, which
they named after Cleveland. He was
notified OF the fact, and has just SEN
them his photograph and autograph.
Judge T W. BARLEY. acting Goverpo,
of Ohio in 1874, died on the 20h ir
w Washington where he has resided fol
the past fifteen years Mr.. Barley wal
born in Onio and is "a years of age.
A little girl showing her little cousin
abuut four years old, star. said: "Tha
star y on see up there ia bigger than ,hi
/ world" M, it isn't " said be. "Yes
Ilh is" "rnen Why doesn't it keep th'
rain OFT"
i is not poverty go much as pretens
THAT harnesses ruined man-the strug
i gle between proud mind and an empt,
4 purse-the keeping up hollow sho'
u that must soon come to an end. Hav
the courage TO appear poor, and yo
} disarm poverty of its sharpest sting
, Mrs jameson.
U No case of person having bee
killed ny lightning while asleep in be
: is recorded, an English electrician as
e se,ts This is an exceedingly imporsar
, discovery. Whenever you hear it thur
j der now all you have to do is to 60 I
e bed immediately and fall asleep. Thi
D ID Indeed icon.
: The consumption of chocolate in thi
country is largely on the increase,
Nsw York manufacturer stating taat tt
9 last year be made l.500. 900 and used
j ton Of sugar per dav. The best coco
y beans come from Venezuels and Mexic
aud the cheapest from San Doming
j. Tue two great chocolate consnmiI
Countries are Francs and the Unite
States.
.N.l desperandum"-never despai
While there is life there is hope. II
trade mark of Mishler's Herb Bitters
an anchor with the word Hope. II
'e emblem is justified by the marvelo
y cures that have been wrought by th
ol great medicine in so-cslled "hopeles
81 cases Of asthma, rheumatism, kidn
10 and liver troubles, bronchitis, sick hea
ache and kindred diseases.
&c 81 don't see any scars on you" ca
:, young Miss Greatheart to Mr.. Nsvt
- drop Badman the other evening, aft
she had closely scrutinizsd him
:, awhile. "Scars," sail Mr.. Badman
~ ~ surprl e; "wty should you see scars
!. me1" why, papa told US at dinner
u day that every ybody cut you at M
:, Thompson's rosebud party last nigh
~ answered Miss Greatheart.
ed The words midnight and noon have
purely local character, like the wor
evening and morning. AT a given
. stant it can be 0 hours on the WHIT
% earth if We have agreed to designate Il
given instant everywhere with this nu
rs her, hut there can be rnidnight only .
=. der one meri1ian st the absolute insta
IA iso the words midnight and noon are
oe be avaided when speaking OF univer
a. times.
II Sunday night peculiar accident h'
u pened to Mr.. Martin and family, "
rs, live on Middle Islaud creek, Just abe
nix St. Marys. During the terrific wi
wv storm q large sugar tree. two feet
10. diameter, Standing near the owelli'
ng was blown across one corner OF
es house, smashing it to splinters Th'
ct we're eight persons IN tue house at
ey time, but wonderful 70 relate no one
TX. injured. although the bed in which
OF OF the children was sleeping was broi
ar to pieces.
A Reciprocal Spirit.
ssI can't find my tooth brush 81
er. where" said Cottage Hill young la
. = Ia fla IN .