New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-03-11
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


Tho keeper OF the City Hall discovered spirits in the
budIng Perhaps he has been investigating Alderman
shells.
Taper. the lSrcitist Of Desirec." lie clerk in
the Pension Office his desk immediately next to
the waInscotng OF the hall After he left his successor
made a discovery Ranged along tho wooden Tasc9 OF
ing was OF pins. the lowest deeply iTbeddea IA tne
wood the highest simply far enough lndented 70 keep
IL from falling There was such an evident purpose
An this row OF pms that the attention OF the cnel o Tue
division vi a. called It, and he, being somewhat OF
musical nature, guessed at once its neahhs h IN
his r,nger-na along the row. he found that eaeh pn
represented natural note or semi-tone IL took put
minute more to play or ,n OF Mr Tsber p ingenious
s, rnsg OF Rns Post
There are about 60 females than males in the
city of Berlin This fact all the remarkable as
there IA garrison of soldiers the city which numbers
1000 men.
The number of plants raised by does not exceed
5000. An industrious hen Will raise more thah tnat
every hour In tho day Binghamton Repuoneah'
"A newy-married woman. writing from New-York to a
friend In the country spoke IN enthusiastic terms Oh 'ne
bridal paths in Central Park
They don't believe in bribery in California; but the
people thereaway appreciate favor when one Is forced
upon them IN case IN court III thar he
was pleased with an experts testimony ina, ne pre-
seen; which is very different from bribery.
Transcript.
One by ono our fond decisions are fading away.
brooklyn minister who has been studying the subject
has lust come TO the conclusion that there are 100000
that city who never go to church. ana that the
town at the other end OF the Bridge has no longer any
right to DO called the City OF Churches-or at least OF
church-goers.
"Alasi how easily things go wrong;
A sigh too much or u kiss too long,
Th %a ,Is" hurried step and wrathfa shout.
And the dream OF youthful pair is Ger,
A youth escapes through the open door,
With terror imprinted upon ms race,
And goes down the street at a flying pace
With hat In hand and dog IN chase.
The dog to the flying youth draws nigh;
Theses "a savage growl and piercing crys
"Alas! how easily things go wrong;
Why did the lover stay so longf
Apanting youth at his mothers door
Is vowing he'll go out to court no moro;
A dog IL returning with visage grim,
Dragging an listers tails with him.
Aas how %ycr eas iHs carries sH too long,
"And vet how easily things right"
When he leaves at a decent time OF night;
He's wise who this In his memory logs
Fathers fathers and dogs are dogs.
II goes without saying that the women must be In a
majority in the Maryland church which has requested
rho Rlshop 10 send IL an unmarried mnlser-unmarred
women too probably. The minister who accepts this
charge will need to be prov ded with breastpate OF
righteousness
n the land in England and Wales divided equally
~ s ~ rho annual value OF abo II S2 OF little
more than go cents Land Reformor Henry
.nurRe
body TO come down to 90 cents u week -lPhadelphia
Cali.
The Democratic papers In the West are trying hard to
look happy, tut with rather poor success. They said
they wanted nothing and they are hopping mad
because they got H.
America wastes enough yearly to feed the thousands
may yet when IL shall be considered practical semo
where tho course of tho education which a state
greatest amount OF nutriment from the common mate
rails food, and carenl statistictn justly remarks
that whoever teach the masses OF the people now To
,a dve cents worth "a day more force OF
tho food each consumes. will add to their pro,
Million dollars year in value.'-(Professor Newman
Smyth.
In the steamer. OH my darling,
When the fog-horns scream and blow,
the OF the steward
Softly come and softly go,
When the passengers are grooming
with deep and sincere woe,
Will you think or me and love mo
As you did not long agof
In the cabin oh, my darlingi
Think not bitterly OF Inc,
Tho rushed away and left you
In tho middle OF our tea,
was seized with q sudden longing
To gaze upon the deep blue sea;
1t was hest TO leave you then, dearl
-lFlOrida Times Union.
The Salvation Army people and other eccentric exhort
ors can get o grain Of comfort from decision just
| rendered In tho Supreme Court In Brooklyn. Judge
Bartlett holds that tho fact OF mans praying on the
sidewalk and IN quor-saoons is not proof that no IL
insane 1t Is safo say that the decision Will DO ar
| Armed on appeal.
Last Monday, but did not work very we'll The carrier,
found great difficulty In locating people. on account oil
tonsi OF refusing 10 Eivo Information lived
| the different numbers and how many there wished
was responded TO after delay by child who could
not be induced 70 toll sSort sns inmates al tn