The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1885-03-14
OUTGENERALED ny WOMEN.

would go with him, but requested to 20
up stairs, in his residence, for minute.
The request was granted, and the officer
sat in the room below talking to woman,
and waiting for the Bishop to return.
The Deputy Marshal found the woman
quite an interesting gabber, who devoted
her attention to divulging to him the Cos
sip of the village, and the Marshal think
ing he might be able to learn some points
as to the polygamists in the place, gave
his undivided attention to the talk of the
woman. He had been Interestingly en-.
tanned in this manner for about three.
quarters of an hour, during which time
woman, with sun-bonnet pulled down
over her face, came down stairs, passed
out into the kitchen, where she busted
herself for couple of minutes putting
the utensils in their places. As Bishop
Jones could be heard walking in the room
above, and was supposed to be engaged
in packing some clothing that he would
require, the Marshal failed to notice the
woman that had passed through the room
closely. After listening to all the woman
had to say, he called to Jones to hurry
up and come down, but received no an
swer, and the Bishop ceased moving
about the room. This aroused the off,
GERS suspicion, so he went up stairs where
he found, insead of the Bishop, one Of his
wives, with pair of boot on. The true
state of affairs now presented themselves
to the officer, and he made some very
unpretty remarks and threats to the
women, who by their calm. sweet smiles,
worked the officer into ruch a rage that
he went tearing around the village threat
ening the residents with determination
il the Bishop was not Immediately
brought forth, and when the officer passed
out of the village that evening, amidst
the jeers of the women and minus the
Bishop, he wore a heavy heart and de-
iected appearance.
"SAy, Bill, yelled out rising young
l2.year.old capitalist of Phoebe, that nc
treating law has put the XII bosh on US
treating our girls to lemonades when we
take them to dances" "Glad of it," re-
piled rising young capitalist No. ., 'fol
that girl of mine has kept me busy gath
ering and selling old bottles to keep hei
supplied with lemonade. She's got 6
regular lemonade cistern located in her
with holding capacity Of 90 barrels.
never could fill my girls lemonade els
tern. I'm glad the law has passed.
SURE CURE FOR THE BLUES. st
Jacobs Oil is great for allaying pain, ant
the Red Star Cough Cure can't be bea
for driving the barks out of person, bu
st. Jacobs Oil Family Calendar for 1885
a book of health and humor, is just tn,
the remedy for banishing the blues ant
driving dull care away. This little bool
is replete with humorous articles ant
illustrations of the leading humorists il
the land, and after reading it, laughing
and growing fat, sundering your clothes
you will think to yourself, " What fool
these mortals be-"
welded. On Tuesday morning, a
the residence of the BRIDES mother, il
Phoebe, Justice Young united in wedlocl
Oscar Rice and Stella Andrews. TIL
wedding was private, there being but fe,
friends invited. The happy youn
couple left town in about an hour afte
the ceremony for their home in Sprin
Valley, and the RECORD sincerely hope
that happiness and sunshine will Away
dwell within their home, wherever
may be.
THE Indians complains that they ar
annoyed by white men going to the
wckiups at night, bringing whisky an
getting the squaws drunk. On sever;
occasions the Indians say that they hav
been forced to move during the night t
avoid trouble. When these degrade
white brutes visits the wickiups, causin
trouble, it would be well for the Indiar
to place the white ours where they woul
trouble them no more.
THERE was butter famine in tow
during the week, and the people had
fall back on the old standby, Gale
Missouri butter" The ranchers, out
Utah are now busy blowing and planting
so the ungodly will have to use bacc
grease on their bread, or eat the staff
life dry. Verify, the wicked deser'
punishment.
OWING to the light fall Of snow tn
winter, Mr.. Warren, who is interests
with Elwood Bailey, says that the fe'
on their ranges will not be abundant tn
season. During the whole Of the whit
they were unable to drive their foe
away from water, the fall of the sno
was SO light.
The best use that the fancy rope I
the Hook and Ladder truck can be p
to, is to bring it into requisition VIII
one of those yahooes on the outside cor
into Phoebe for the purpose Of TAXI
away one of our girls.
The little punches of white howel
which appear at the edge of patches
snow on the mountain at ear
spring, are now poisoning.
GEORGE HAaERTy, of White River, "