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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-14
PoLAR.LIKE PEDALS.

ut was fearlully cold last night" said
Smith to Jones one morning recently, u
had to get up in the night and warm Q
brick to put at my wife's feet"
"Why didn't you try my plan1 Glept
by myself last night and put the cat al
my feet The cat kept them perfectly
comfortable. Tell your wife to try the
experiment.
She has tried it, but it won't work.
"why2 Didn't the cat keep quiet al
her teet?"
"Ob. yes; the cat kept quiet. 1t froze
10 death in FIVE minutes
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-14

No fault can be as bad as the feeling
which is quick to ses, and speak OF the
faults OF Others.
One OF the bsst rules In conversation
Is never TO say anything that any one
present can wish unsaid.
Fully 10 understand a grand and
beautiful thought, requires perhaps Is
much time as to conceive it.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-14
PRACTICAL CONCORD.

rs there harmony in your church,
asked the presiding elder.
There is, there is," replied Deacon
Ramsgate, ''perfect harmony; we have
dismissed the pastor, discharged the or
ganist, compelled the choir to resign,
discontinued the Sabbath and week day
meetings, discharged the sexton and ex-
PEELED about one-half the members and
white.winged peace now broods softly
within tho wells of this branch Of Il q
earthly Zion. HARMONY believe the
very angels envy us"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-14
Observation-Disclosures AND SMILES.


A popular hotel man of this city has
determined to abandon the temptations
of single blessedness in March and settle
down to the enjoyment of married life.
Tuesday evening a Commercial Angel
stepped up to the Office desk and ad-
dressing the manager, who was writing
on delicate note paper, asked. "what
time does the next train go south to Nor
wich on the Central2"
Manager (promptly) March IL.
The next question was:
"Is there a 'drawing.room' on the
train2'
Manager-Tbere will be no drawing
room about it, 1t will be in the church!
The laughter which followed aroused
the manager from his reverle and after o
moments reflection he too smiled and
was obliged to make the Commercial
Angel smile in return.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-14
A SMART ROY,

A minister forgot to take his sermon
with him to church, and his wife discov-
ering the mistake, sent it to him in charge
Of small boy. who was to receive ten
cents for the job.
Presently he returned for the money.
"You delivered the sermon, did your"
she asked.
mo, num-" he replied. II Just guvit
to him; he's a deliverin' of II himself"
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Mr.. George V. Willing, OF Manchester,
Mlch., writes my wife has been almost
helpless for Ave years, so helpless that she
could not turn over 10 bed atone. She used
two bottles OF Electric BittSrs, aud is So
her own work.
Electric btters will de all that 10 claimed
for thsrn. Hundreds OF testimonials attest
their great curative powers. Only fifty
cents bottle by T. D. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-14

Blind pleople cannot be carpenters,
because they never saw.
poets are born." says writer. 90
are other men, but when they get old
enough they generally reform.
"A Madison street girls answer TO the
current conuudrum "Will the coming
man work." is HE will if get him."
cit is said that goose drinks water
one hundred times day. Some geese
don't drink water at all.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-14
The Root Of the Evil,

To thoroughly cure scrofula it 10 neces.
sary to strike directly al the root of the evil,
This iSexsetly what Hoods sarsaparl lladoes,
by acting upon the blood, thoroughly
cleansing it Of all impurities, and leaving
not even q taint of scrofula in the vital
nuid. Thousa ads who have been cured OF
scrotu!a by Hoods Sarsaparila, testify ia
its wonderful blood. purifying qualities
Sold BY all druggists.
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.SUITINGSl
Rev. Father Wilds'
EXPERIENCE,

The Rov. =. p. winds, wSlI-lEnswa ~
missionary in New York, and brethss
Of the late eminent Judge Wildss % a.
Massachusetts, suprcme CouEh Wstess
as fOliovst
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MEssRs. j. G. AVER q Co., Gentlomen;
Last winter was troubled with . moe
uncomfortable itching hunor Affecting
more especially. my limbs, which itched -
fntolsrAbly at night, and burned 20 intenao-
ly, that could scarcely bear any clothing
over them. ] was also sufferer from
severe oatarrh and catarrhal cough; my
appetite was poor, and my system . good
deal run down. Knowing the vAluS AZ
AYBR's SARsAPAEILLA, by observatanG a
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Alayed, and all signs Of irritation e ehs
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vere also cured by the same means, and
IL Is now ercoliept. ! feel hundred psE
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PAmLLA 20 tic cure OF all diseases ArialnA
trcm impure or impoverished blood. ssA .
Weakened vitality.
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Truth is mIghty--scarce.
A baby-carriage is pretty sure to be
struck by tquall
He who feels for the poor should
make the poor feel the felt.
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Faith is the medium between dss-
pair and presumption.
-sgh.egibe for the o1uloS ADVOCATE.
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Few things are impossible to dill
gence and skill.
"A little kindness goes n good ways.
God pities where mortals only
blame.
1t is foolish to be obstinate over
trihes.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Aimed at the National Park.

Washington telegram: The senate ju-
dicary committee will report favorably on
the house bill constru1ng the laws now in
force relating to the territorial courts Of
any of the United States territories so as
authorize the execution and service of any
process, civil or criminal, out of any such
courts within any military or Indian reser-
vation, or within the Yellowstone Nation
al Park, provided such reservation Or park
is situated within the exterior limits or
boundaries of the county or district over
which the court has jurisdiction, and when
process. civil or criminal, Is executed or
served, it shall be with like effect as
though said reservation or park were part
of the county or judicial district in which
the process is served. The intent of this
measure IS to cover such cases as the fail
ure of the Yellowstone Park Hotel COM
pany, when a large number Of workmen
were kept out Of their pay for months, and
had to camp in the hotel which they had
built in the park and hold it against all
comers until they were paid.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
WVOnninr Oil.

Mr.. Cy Iba has visited the Rattlesnakc
district, the Big Horn, Arago and the Pow
der River basins making an extensive jour
ney in the oil regions of Wyoming and
tells the Cheyenne Tribune something of
what he saw. He reports that the Denver
wells at Arago basin are down to depth
of 1 100 feet. The quantity of oil is
constantly increasing, and the gasis more
abundant. The indications are that
oil will be encountered within 500 feet.
Claims are being taken up rapidly, and
should these wells prove to be success
there will be quite number of rich men
in the district. Work has been stopped
by the Denver Company because of the
cold weather. The Boutwell, syndicate
have resumed work and will push matters
as fast as possible. They now have one
we'll down to depth of $50 feet, and the
prospects are very 1attering. These wells
are not prospect holes, but are being sunk
for the purpose Of finding, if possible, a
flowing we'll. The same indications of
larger quantities of oil and large amount
of gas are found here also.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
A Military Martinez.

Major Geo. 0. Eaton, from his seat
among 1.-The great unwashed' at Helena,
tells the Legislators of Montana that he
pays very large share of the taxes con-
tributed by the eastern portion of Gallatin
county and that his will in opposing coun-
ty division should therefore be accepted
as final. The Great Republic Mining
company of Cooke pays taxes on $4,000
surface Improvements, as their mineis
not yet patented. The Bear Gulch Hy-
draulic Mining company pays taxes on
$1,000 also surface Improvements.
These figures we fully believe to be cor
rect though we have not the assessors
book before us.) What share Col. Eaton
owns in these companies is and always
has been a matter of conjecture but it is
safe to say that his share in either COM
pany IS minor one. If he pays taxes on
any other property in eastern Gallatin
county we cannot discover where 1t IS 10.
Gated. If the colonel continues his pre-
tensions he will soon be, in his mind, a
veritable Atlas, bearing the world upon
his shoulders. But supposing his state
ment that he pays large share of the
taxes from this side of the range were
true, what difference docs it make? We
warrant that he will never be at greater
public expense in Park county than he
would be in Gallatin county. Col. Eaton
IS a martinez who seeks to rule the COM
munity in which his fortune is cast as he
used to rule the military cantonments
over which he was placed.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
A Hard Winter on Texas Cattle.

A dispatch dated the 10Th from Dallas,
Texas, says: This is the coolest light
experienced in North Texas for twelve
months past. The ground is covered with
snow and frozen hard. A regular blizzard
set in at midnight last night and still con-
tinues. The loss of cattle and sheep on
ranges and ranches will be something
enormous, as this is the fourth severe spell
within the past thirty days-one following
close upon another. Many estimate the
loss as high as 20 per cent in the most ex-
posed localities, for stock, and equally as
great for sheep. Reports from Abilene,
the centre of the live stock region of West
Texas, says that matters look very gloomy.
The bad weather has had disastrous ef-
feet, especially upon sheep, thousands Of
which succumbed to the cold and died on
the open prairies. Wylie Bros. alone esti
mate their loss at 5000 out of a flock of
$4,000. Henry Ortman estimates his loss
at 1000, and many other sheep men lost
proportionately. Gram is scarce. The
intense cold weather was unexpected and
ranchmen had made but little preparation
for it.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24

insure an orderly resort. Committee on
elections reported advising that Fisk
Bros be paid $9S.75 for their worthless
ballots and the bill was passed. Several
bills were noticed among which was one
to erect the county of Dearborn out of
parts of Lewis and Clark, Meagher and
Choteau counties with Sun River as the
county seat. A bill for an act to create
the office of county attorney was intro
duced. The joint resolution opposing the
proposed cattle trail was passed unamious-
ly. A substitute was offered for the bill
to suppress prize fighting and consider
alton postponed.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Asylum Burned and Lives Lost.

On Sunday morning last about 4
O'Clock fire was discovered in the South
Infirmary Of the Illinois insane asylum
at Kankakee. The building was not
provided with waterw orks and rs the
fire which started from the furnace
was we'll under way before it was dis
covered nothing could be done to save
the building. The attendants were
aroused and devoted themselves to
saving the patients, particularly tho
helpless invalids. There were As pa.
tients in the building of whom seven.
teen or eighteen perished in the flames
and their remaius have since been
taken from the ashes. The burned
building cost $4,000 and was nearly
new.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Stock in Southern Montana.

Dillon Tribune: This week the reports
from the stock ranges of Southern Mon
tana are not of more encouraging char
acter than were the reports of last week
The additional spell Of extremely colo
and stormy weather which has prevailed
during the present week has been decid
edly unfavorable to the bands of cattle
and f1ocks Of sheep. Our stockmen, ir
many sections are fast exhausting theil
supplies of feed and the prospect of pull
ing through the winter without serious
loss is not at all encouraging.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24

ed favorably on the bill amending the
statute relating to garnishee and defend
ant, also recommending the appropriation of
$4,000 for the law libary. In the after
noon another batch of notarial appoint
ments was confirmed.
WEDNESDAY 21sT
The bill to provide for the
printing of bills not OF gen.
eral nature and not provided for
by the United States was lost. Among
bills noticed was one by Fergus to pro-
vide for the creation of the county of Jud-
it'll in western Meagher county. A bill to
provide for the examination of debtor on
attachment after instead of before judg-
ment was passed.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24

The Senate Committee on pensions re-
fused to grant the widow of Lieutenant
DeLong of Jeanne tie fame pension.
In the Senate Slater's amendment to
the Interstate Commerce bill prohibiting
higher rates for short than long haul,
was defeated.
Representative Henly of California will
make another effort this session to obtain
consideration Of the bill to forfeit the
Northern Pacific land grant.
Congress has before it bill which pro-
vides for the retirement of army captains
and lieutenants upon sixty per cent full
pay when they reach the age of so.
The Secretary of War declined to order
a court-martial trial for chief signal off
Ger Hazen on the charges prepared by
Lieut. Darlington, and has decided to take
no further action regarding the Greely re-
lief expedition.
| Henry NJ. Teller has been declared the
nominee of the republican Legislative
caucus of Colorado. The Hill men, sew
enteen in all, threaten not to abide by the
action of the caucus but to unite with the
| democrats.
Senator Voorhees, of Indiana will sue.
ceed himself. In nominating him the
democratic Legislature caucus of that state
adopted resolutian recommending JOSEPH
E. Mcdonald a fitting member of Presi
dent Cleveland's cabinet should any Sc
lection for that body be made from tha
state
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Sunset on the Yellowstone.

Minneapolis Tribune; Mr.. Anderson,
of St. Paul, has on exhibition, an oil paint
ing on canvass six by eight feet square,
looking into the lower entrance OF Yellow
stone Park, which, in execution, is very
strong and effective. BY means of an APP
paratus, the artist exhibits the picture with
successive effects of sunset, moonlight,
early dawn and midday-something new
under the sun in the way Of artistic repre-
sention.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Maginnis at Work.

Washington telegram: Delegate Mar
tin Maginnis has been before the senate
committee on Indian affairs several times
to urge the passage of bill to throw
open to settlement the northern reserva.
ton in Montana. On every occasion the
committee have been too busy with the
investigation Of Indian leases, and Mr.
Maginnis has thus far failed to secure a
hearing. He says that he has no hope that
anything will be done with the bill this
session, and it will remain for the forty
ninth congress to open the reservation Of
the Piegans and Assinaboines.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Stock in. Idaho.

From Northern and Central Idaho the
reports of the condition of stock were not
encouraging last week. The snow storm
which visited Oregon and Montana with
such severity did not skip Idaho. Stock
men in that territory were not provided
with much feed and they anticipate heavy
losses.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Indian Appropriations. A

The Indian appropriation bill agreed
upon by the house committee on appro.
priations provides an appropriation OF $5,.
664,136. The estimates were 81, 1928, ,O49
The appropriation made at the last session
of congress for the present fiscal year was
$5,5s9,403 The bill provides for fine
and Imprisonment whenever any person
shall furnish any Indian guns or ammu-
milton, except civilized Indians of Indian
territory. The president is empowered to
disarm such Indians as in his judgment
may seem best to preserve the peace and
prevent depredations. The bill further
provides for punishment by fine and i'm
prisonment of persons introducing ardent
spirits into the Indian country.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
Oregon Stock Dying.

An Oregon exchange says: Stockmen
near the Dalles of the Columbia River are
losing heavily by the late SHOWS. The
losses of three aggregate 5000 sheep, and
two of the same men have lost 800 head
of cattle. At the latest reports hundreds
were still dying. In Joseph county, also
many hundreds of cattle. and sheep by
the thousand, have perished
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24

Brigham Young imported from Eu-
rope the first Shorthorn bull that ever
crossed the plains. He was a vicious
brute as well as high bred, and valuable
also, and one day he gored one Of the
Apostles, when the Mormons slew him,
(the bull we mean) and burned his flesh,
and for many years chanted curse in
the Tabernacle for all ShOrthorns.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24

tiers provides that settlers of public
lands under the homestead law shall
be entitled to one year from the date
of entry of lands under which to es~
tablish an actual residence upon lands.
England has determined to oppose
any effort made by Turkey to occupy
Egypt with troops and to that end is
mobilizing troops, ships and munitions
of war IN the direction of Egypt to
prevent this encroachment. English
creditors own Egypt and therefore
England will protect her subjects
financial securities.
Mrs. Laura Shrewsbury, grand.
niece and the eldest surviving relative
of General Washington, is dead, aged
IS. She was a daughter of Harriet
Washington, who was daughter of
Samuel Washington. Her father was
Andrew Parks of Baltimore. Among
the relics of General Washington pos
sessed ty Mrs. Shrewsbury was gold
snuff box presented to him by the
City of New York. ....
At dance at Sand Creek, Black
Hills, Jack Curry, Alex. Black and
Troy Mitchell began to have fun by
shooting out the lights, when Jim Da-
Wis got his Winchester and winged two
of them. Curry got away. but next
morning went to Davis, armed with
Winchester, to kill Jim. Both men
drew down and fired. but missed.
Curry's gun would not discharge the
shell, and he turned and ran, Davis
firing after him till a ball crashed
through his right shoulder. Mitchell s
wound will prove fatal.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
JOHN II ELDER,

JOHN A. SAVAGE, JOHN IL ELDEh,
Notary Public. n. Z. Land Agent
CAvAGE & ELDER,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW AND real. ESTATE AGENTS
Practice in all the Courts of the Territory.
-" LIVINGSTON, NJ. 7.
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24

GAII.ATIN COUNTY.
Sheriff-A j. Edsall, Bozeman.
Treasurer-Ed. F. Ferris, Bozeman
Probate Judge. S. Hartman, Bozeman:
County Clerk and Recorder-James Gourley
AsscssSr-T =. Mcdonald, Livingston.
County Superintendent Of schoos-Mlss ADA
NJ Hamilton, BcZeman.
.oroner-R d. Alton, NJ. D.. Livingston.
County Commssioners-S l.. Holiday, LlV-
incston w. ii. Tracy, West Gallatln; - Mon
forton, East Gallatin. =,
J. p, Livingston Precinct--R. w.. Hanson, NJ.
Kelly.
Consta bes-John Winnett, J. Cornwel
The Livingston enterprise. [volume] (Livingston, Mont.) 1883-1914, 1885-01-24
TERRITORIAL OFFICERS.

Govcrnor-B. Platt Carpenter, Helena.
Secretary-.John S. Tookcr, Helena
Delegate to Congress-Martin Maginnis, Holena.
Audilor-J. =. Wooman, Helena.
Treasurer-D. ii. Weston. Helena.
Snnerintendent of Public Instruction-Corne-
lius Hedges, Helena.
Attorney -(ieneral-,. A. Johnston, Helena.
District Attorney-1st District-H. n Blake,
Virginia City. u- v ro,,ho,
ton, Butte 1o,,s.o,
Chief Justice-D S. Wade, Helena.
Associate Justice-W. j. Galbralth, Deer Lodge,
John Coburn, Bozeman ,,. ,..
Y. S. District Attorney. NJ Dew itt, bhtte.
T. s. Marshal-Alex. G. Botkin, Helena
Surveyor r-Gcneral-John 3 harris, Meiena.
Clerk 1st District Court-Theo. Mufly, Virginia
City. D.,,;, Doo,
Lodge. ~ u,
Collector Of Internal Revenue-T. T. Fuller,
Helena. c,.;s Pan
Collector Of Customs-T. A. Cummings, Ben
ton. ,,,
L. s. Assayer-R. b. Harrison, Helena. r
Register of U. $. Land Office, at Helena-fran-
ia Atkinson.