New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
THE IALK or TnE DAP.


the family of the smiths may have serious
for her brother he should be nom
mated for second term He would almost certainly
lose the Smith vote a0d the Smith vote. ~ everyone
knows /. an important element In this country. Any
how tho Smiths won't he sat upon.
While digging on the site of an old tavern at somer
yie y. j.. workneu found rusty pair oi shears ana
two old pennies They looking FOR tue bJdy OF tue
editor whom The wealth and the shears belongcd An
to commit suicide. i orristo~n Herald
They don't have any Mugwumps in Texas. They call
them Iugwugs.
THE SLAUGHTER OF THE ISNocENTs.
London dealer in brls received. when the fashion
was at IL height single eon'g"ne, o rvd Jvad
80, 200 aquatic birds and 100000 pairs OF wings.
Think what price to pay.
Just Tor a'hat!
Flowers unyisicJ, mornings unsung,
searanges bare of the wings that ocrswung-
Barred just for that.
Think OF the others. too.
Others and mothers. too
BrightEyes In hat!
IIonr YOU no mo hor-grOan floating in air.
Hear you no little moan-birilins's despair
Somewhere. Tor tbatf
Caught mid some mother work,
Tor hy hunter Turk,
Just for your hat!
Plenty OF mothcrhcart yet IA the world;
All the more wings 10 tear carefully twirled-
Women want that!
oh. but the shame Off
Oh. but the blame OF
Price OF "a hati
Just for n iamtiness Frightening the street!
ms is your halo . faces so sweet
Death and for that.
Nv. c. Gannet in Unity.
There Il an old colorcd preacher in Eufaula CAL, who
il 1903 years o, age He has been married nine times his
ninth wife being now alive and he claims 10 have had II
children lie twenty acres OF land which he Guilt
Yates during the week, preaching In sundays.
,,ai.
one advantage in this fashion Is that the iing-wcatcr
doesn't nave take oil her gloves 10 show her lewelry
-lBoston Transcript
Surely The Boston Transcript must have been joking
when IL peuned tue following paragraphs AS an excuse
for going abroad, Mr. Talnage says he longs to get
where the Englisi language Is ot spoken.
But why go to Europe Why not go on Boston Common
some holiday r. We knew that English 10 imperiecty
,uoken IN England. but we did think that Boston had
somehow OF other got the hang or It, However. II is
consong know that a good idiomatc English Is
spoken in New YO:k-sonetimes.
A polygot representation OF Hamlet" lately
given at stockholm sisnor Posi-, a. Hamle played In
Ian Oyheid spoke Finnish, ana the rest Of the ,pn-
pany delivered their parts III swedish AS Opheiu WAS
iuc beauty of the company Is needless TO add That all
the sporting fraternity IN tue audicnce were Ia AZ the
Finnish --tiioson transcript
IIalipenny dinners he obtained In Loudon. consist
ing rich made Of the best quality OF potatoes
carrots onions oatmeal meat and second course OF
bread ana Jam
Sprinkle. sprinkle water cart.
How shout, aud backward start
As you pass me ON tho street.
SprnklIng every one you meet.
= Boston saturday Evening Gazette.
They stood beneath the skies aud watched the
twinkling stars IN ceaseess. brilliant twink. 1t
nixnt To bring from the blue that they might
lay uer gento hands upon the evening ar and touch
Ing every hearstrlng, Nil the world with harmony.
And this il love-, said looking into his lace And
love Is religion" he continued, STOPPING To kiss the
pre ty pnkness OF her cheek What religion T. sue
asked naIyely, Presby terian, or Methodist. or Baptist
or EpscOpafu a. None OF these au mine lie whis-
nerei rolding her to his throbhing heart; none OF
tnese it Is IOl-an I-tariau" Devotional exercises
were continued unt a late hour Merchant Traveller.
Jefferson City, No. paper thus describes the process
colonel is not acquired anywneie the face of the
earth with little exeron on tnc part OF the applicant
rs here In Jefferson city. In St. Louis the applicant
must acquire the tte by the slow porccss or sopon
that Is he must associate With colonels Gor number Of
years. learn their habits aud try " look hko them as
much as possible. This Ia very wearsome To imietuous
young men. and when To consider the expenses
incurred through setting tho drinks aud the long
years OF time wasted II Is not 10 be wondered Mt that 81
Louis has only twenty -nye or thirty colonels."
Vas, boss" said Unclo Cephus dem Jonsings am dc
highest toned coOred people In de hull state de prue
young ladies suulin dats past co onderstknu
Ing u common niggan. You Sec dcre grandfather he
died oh some kind oh h!sh-toncd misery IN de Daek
wch do doctors called dc ceDrim spinal men In Jeters
boss. doan know what KIND ob men dom men in Jeers
H. but spec deJ IL way u Gaze Miss iAoble sne 0nn
lowed dat do tanbIy was agon " hab ""se % ms
detroit Free iresA,