Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-23
BRIGHT BITS.

PHILADELPHIA girls are learning to fiddle,
Poor things! us their only way to draw a
bow. Ban0hGmton RepUblicGR.
THE Dolphin, it is understood, will he sent
to the Ohio river, to keep small boys from go
ing n swimming between Louisville and Gin
cinnati.
1T is said that Washington ladies are "all
engaged IN picking banjos." It is a queer
whim. They could certainly make more
money just now by picking rawberries.-
N0rrtsto1Ca HeFd{d.
A ROUGH pine board attached to the outer
most walls of a Michigan avenue place of
bus ness contains the following unique an
nouncement: "Langwdges taught. Fortunes
told. Seed Dertaters. - Detroit Free Press.
A MEDICAL JOURNAL asserts that the appIi-
cation OF hot water viii prevent fainting.
That's it; that's il exactly! This explains
why men seldom faint. Their wives keep
them In hot watcr.-Ne'omdn Independent.
Now in the seersucs err suit
And with rod aud line, to boot.
The young man from the city gets his spirits
in pucker,
For the fish ignore ms hook,
And his patience i'll can brook
A whole day lost and MOTTO d sucker.
-Roe5ury AdDocate.
AN EPICURE says that to get the full flavor
of butter, the bread upon which it is spread
should be inserted in the mouth butuered side
down. The fact that the bUttered side up is
the general custom. Is Indication OF general
ana perhaps hereditary dissemination to get
the full flavor of the butter. We have known
the flavor of butter to he so full as tc fairly
stagger.- Springfield Union.
La" said a gushing, sweet girl graduate
visiting in the vale of Pochunk, as she gazed
on stretch of orchard trees in bloom. "La ;
How pInkly sweet and deliciously, delicatey
fragrant those apple blows are. They en-
chant one awfully!i
"Ya-a-s," said the honest farmer who held
tho 0anng hlOOminor
blossoms Is smellin' good. But. great Sprouts 4!
We ort0 git a sniff on 'em in the fall, after
they've been 'stilled inter Juice! Yum. yum
Ten minutes with gallon on 'em there is
wuth hull month with an orchard on 'em
now "-Ne10 York Sun.
COURTsHIP IN UTAH-''WeH, good night.
dearest George; hope you will reach home
safely Cannot You call again tomorrow
ing go TO see Ethelinda." ''Well, The even
ing after" "SOrry; but that's Angelina's
night. It's fact, dearest Aurora. Every
night in the week is occupied now, and have
three matlnees to do besides. But cheer uD
dearest, Wen have a grand wedding some Of
these days, when I will be able to clasp you
all to my heart. never more to separate"
Then pressing fond kiss on his derling's lips,
the lover takes his departure. Exchange.
HER eyes have caught the peerless light
That sparkles on the skies at night,
She smiles, and stars at once grow dim
CLEAN, flash-yOur senses swim.
voice as soft as silver bells.
(Eollan harps and ocean shells
Breathe music less bewllderIng)
1t conquers care to hear her sing.
Her steps as if a snowflake fell:
As graceful as the wild gaelic
That form-ye gods itwould wake the smart
Ofenvy IN hOuri's heart.
Those lips-but language can't express
Their cherry charms; one rant caIess
Would warm a TrOseR heart. / deem
But, misery how they melt ice cream!
--COurisr Journal