The Clifton clarion., 1885-08-05
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 able to get near enough the In dians to get shot at any of them.
 The revised edition may be all right, but they don't call it "Sheol" down in Texas, where they raise it.
 Sir Moses Montefiore, the we'll known Hebrew philanthropist, who ln October last celebrated the Tooth anniversary of his birth, is dead.
 There is more joy in the board ing house over One steak that is full of juice and withal tender, than there is over a whole COW that is stringy and tough.
 The President will go fishing in few days. It is said an as pirant for a Federal position in Arizona will accompany him, to dig bait. So says the Citizen.
 Don't be afraid of being called a one idea man or a crank. If you have one idea, you have one more than most men have. It takes a smart man to be a crank.
 Judge David Davis owns nearly seven thousand acres of farm land in Illinois, and the cultivation of these returns him more enjoy ment than participation in public life.
 Within an hour after the mar riage ceremony of Princess Beat rice a tumultuous crowd entered the church and stripped it of its decorations. The police were pow erless.
 At a meeting of ex-Confederate soldiers at Galveston, on the 18th ult., resolutions of condolence were adopted and ordered to be telegraphed to the family of Gen Grant.
 The President has issued { proclamation directing cattlemer in the Cheyenne and Arapahoe reservations of the Indian Terri tory to remove their cattle within forty days.
 Tell me, now, where do the bad people go who disobey tho commandment and steal?" Gan adar' squealed little boy over II the corner, before the crowd hac a chance to answer.
 Prof. Edison believes everJ atom of matter possessed of a cer tain amount of primitive intelli gence. That is far more thar some men are possessed of whc reside in the Cliffs.
 There are thirty or forty differ ent kinds of religion in the coun try, and it must worry the celes tial entry clerk immensely to hav people tumble into Heaven Il such assorted lots.
 Don Sanford, of Tucson, con siders that he has lost S9,O0C He was offered a house in Lo Angeles two years ago for Sl0,O0C and has just heard that it ha been sold for S19,000.
 The cattlemen of the lower Sal Pedro have given public notic that that section is alread stocked to its full capacity, an that the turning loose of larg herds upon ranges already occu pied will no longer be tolerated.
 A Georgia preacher committe suicide the other day because h had suddenly lost faith in Go and man. His last written IF struction to hls family was to pa up his newspaper subscription That man surely went to Heavel
 In the opinion of Senator Becl of Kentucky, Senator John Shel man is a great man. l think Ed munds is a great lawyer, but don't think he has the breadth c vlew and the grasp for the man problems of American policy tha Sherman has,"
 The most exacting and unprofit able readers of a newspaper ar the individuals who do not pay cent for it, but hang around som place until they get a chance read subscribers paper, and, not watched, will slip it into the pocket and go home.
 Not long ago Capt. Ericsso boiled water by the suns ray uslng heat accumulators, invente by him, and the London Tel graph points out that if the su Of New York can be made to It. ll .,, of Son1op aaD