Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1885-05-09
THE HI M0R0US PAPERS.
WHAT VIZ FIND ~ THEM THIS
WEEK TO SMILE OVER.
A safe Plarr-A Pretty Girls ~het-tIad
Becn Eating Ontons-Thr Dear thttdrea.
Etc.. Etc.
A PRETTY GIRLS sKor.

llcailc together young ovpaeE uCcl
,ientallv trod On The dress Of the pretty
girl just ahead.
"Oh, shoe r involnntarily acclaimed
the young girl as she suddenly brought
up.
Young Sypher thought he saw chance
for mash.
"You needn't shoe me. he simpored,
smartly. 'I'm no COW"
No the pretty girl returned. with
q glance that pinned him 10 tho side of
the lobby, perhaps not now, but you
will be when you grow up"
Then she swept on, while young
Svpher was so astounded that .he actual
" forgot to light his oakum-stntTed ci-
garette when he got outside. boston
Journal
EATING ONIONS.
What makes you think they're en-
gagged, Mrs. Quigley? Did her mother
tell you?"
''No; she hasn't said word to me-
about IT,"
Then l suppose her father men-
toned it to your husband p
"Oh, dear, no."
"Well. | give it mp, then. How did
.Snu find it out?"
Why, ! met them out walking the
ether attcrnoen. and stopped 10 chat
with them few minutes. They'd both
been eating onions, and tell you, Mrs.
buckley, y sign like that never fails.
| They'll be married before three months,
/ on | don't know a mop from a mug
wunp." - Chiedp) Ledyr.
MRS. sM1rHERs GETS N A cRUsHER.
''Did you make that, papa?" inquired
/ Johnny Smithers.
yes, my son, replied Mr.. Smithers.
seif-satafaction and paternal pride beam
ing from his countenance.
''And you made it all out of your own
head, papa?"
Eyes, my son.
"Really and truly o.
Johnny" interrupted Mrs. Snithers
IN IN icy tone Of voice, won will often
he surprised as you grow older to learn
how many curious things can be made
from wood. "-Ou CITY Derrick
THE REroKr COURTEOUS.
Woman's cruelty 10 woDl RI has made
thousands ful to speak to each other.
Clccly had just dropped in to congrat-
ulate her FREUD OF pleasant prospect
directly after Lent.
"Ob, am SO glad for you. my dear.
Augustus always was such charming
company Or. he's real nice. He paid
rae marked attentions half n dozen years
ago"
"Indecd, / believe I've heard him
say something about your bo:ug very
dear friend ei his mother
The c..fee cream irozc ii the little
quaint pitcher on the table 50 did the
mornings conversation. - NtrJori
Post.
Easily proven.
81 want to get rid Of ny partner"
remarked tie R.c4u man - a lawyer.
VINO is Lc: 2"
"Nv brother. aaat to prove that be
has bal reputation.
''That = y4sy eunuyL. lau can say
tha. be lis tssr jty:acr'
WORKED ROTH WAYS
Why are yon like the moon. NICK
MP" said hi7 friend Bate. II give i.
M. answered Nlekup. well hecanss
v1ar fac i always bright and beamin2
with good nature" said Bate and he
looked toward the bar. That amt
bad; I'll !u-t tell that 10 nv wife whcD
| ct hone, said SickHp, and then he
.siaked at .he bartender and told him
10 SO. en- up again.
MARY" said he, a. he tumblci into
bed that evening, "Whv aLa ike tho
mon p What Is il ?" she sharply
asked He repeated the question ''B..
c4us4 yon are fall every lonth in
the wear" sic answered. 4G. u-hei
h:iD.-C4icago Jrdof.r.
THn DEAR cufLneH..
Dac.u I;4erse a,..ire.a..I ,re Saniar
saaeoi ei.sIrea IS io..o@-
II will -. ya: = =. ~. dear e..t.4r Z
q La,..@ Harrv ~, a re., 9ooi irtgla bog
h.at hs@ a--s,e-s T - aa1 . o-g. ~-7'
bad 4al .,aoaFhtas~. o.. t-y. @A-
- uaz-l-. '.e hoa.a ri e. poor #llow
ro1. alI - re-. bsst. - tnro=l siol
- heg eat. Latte Harry rrrn., l.s.i tiel
d til ~ ..l, wAs very wroRr. all r-Eon
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