The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-01-15
ANOTHER LETTER FROM JAXON.
west townsend. Jan. u. 1881.

west townsend, Jan. II, 1850.
mr. editor;-in lookin over the
matter NV postotises find them in CRATE
demand. there is bout % applicants
tn offs. but the tru demercrats are NV
coars ahed. the offs at ,Iamaka whot
haz bin kept by robinsun will most prob
crbly fall onto the hans NV the long
suffering, mr.. stratton NV shepherd. ez
Il reward fur his most extordenerv
speach at this plais on the foarth NV
last dec, that glorius Jollificashun. the
offs OF this plais hez bin sowt arter by
boath the tru Democrats & also the
half bloods, or illegitamatc childrun,
called mugwumps. you see hev jest
maid out tibet letter frum grover and he
askt my advice Onte the bizness, and
hev guy it, an did condersend tn tell
them the same here at little gethcrin
we he'd. sez them az hez left thur list
luv cannot be depended onto fur if eny
happens tn cum acrost them praps thai
leve thar Cd luv, and SEE i: our CRATE
muther democrisy is not goin to tend
these CRATE whelps in her lap that's not
her tru born children. SEE J.: only them
ez she hcz born, tended on her nee,
rocked in her cradle and nursed onto
her buzzum frum their infancy will she
regard ez her owe, at thes pint DIR. at
mosphere sprung up, and SEE he 81
am jest ez good ez you be or euy other
dcmercrat' SEE he: ri will show foarth
your cort record" how, seq i? seq he:
''i'll hev it printed in the montp ellie
bogass & patriot" SEE i, why not print it
tn the SITTER or in the performer, or
the phiniX, or vermont tribune, so ez
sumbody will hev chance tn see it?
you see the chap SEE i'm doin good tn
the party but he'z awfully jelus fur fear
j shall git more offs than him. if he is
not cereful shell report him tn the
president and git him turned ont NV our
party, and then i don't no whar he will
go, fur the republicans won't hev him
agin. in a speakin Nv the presidentit
hev sum grave fcres about him. see
by the papers that Gentleman NV moo
York had sent him a 5 gallon cask Nv
Rum and he returned back agin, yes re-
turned it without even smelin at the
bung. now it is a MYSTERY III my mind
how eny good democrat Good du that
thing. if he he'd drawd out the Rum
and then returnh the kask it wood hev
scanned diferenter,as it looks now he
must hev bin outen hiz he'd. writ tn
him askin uim what he meant by them
ez he'd made themselves Oflensiv? and
he sed, eny one who he'd held repnhli-
can offs or advocated republican prin-
s!ples, or voted the republican ticket he'd
rendered themselves offensive tn the
demercrat party, & old soliers espesh-
ally SO, & thnrfore Good hold no offs
under hlz administration. in speakin
NV old soljers we mean them ez surved
in the darned union army. seed peace
in the montpelier Bogass & patriot let
fer, signed "mugwump' with very
strong atmosphere bout it, and gave
Inc the impreshun tibet it cum frum a
dark closet NV a hotel whar the hall
wuz in the back citchen. well, the peace
sed all the penshuns wuz du tn demer-
crat congresses, and further more say
was it not fur our combined efforts
with thos Nv our suthern brethren that
first started it so as tn Civ them chans
fur pensnun. "the OK knows his mas
ter, and the ass his masters crib" but
these old soljers do not realise that it
wuz Us ez give them the blessing NV git
in hurt little SO they Good draw a
penshun. JAxoN.