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The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
Sausagcs at n Funeral.

A minister in one of the orthor- doX churches, while on his way to preach funeral sermon in the country, called to sec one of his members, an old lady, who had just been making sausages, and as she felt very proud of them, in sisted on the minister taking some home to his family. After wrap ping the sausages in a cloth, the minister carefully placed the bun dle in the pocket of his great coat. Thus equipped he started out for the funeral. While attending the solemn ceremonies of the grave some hungry dogs scented the sausages, and were not long in tracking them to the pocket of the good mans overcoat. Of course this was great annoyance, and he was several times under the ne. cessity of kicking the whelps away. The obseques of the grave com. pelted, the minister and the con- gregation repaired to the church where the funeral discourse was to be preached.
 After the sermon was finished the minister halted to make some remarks to his congregation, when a brother, who wished to have an appointment given out, ascends the stairs of the pulpit and gave the minister's coat hitch to get his attention. The divine, think ing it dog having designs on his pocket, raised his foot, gave a sud. den kick, and sent his good broth CT sprawling down the steps.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
N. A.I.s.. Consultation,

In long article relating to the B. B. B, of that city, says:
 The Blood Balm Company started one veor aoo with S162OO, but to-day the busi- ness cannot be bought for S50,OOo.
 The demand and the satisfaction given l. said to be without parallel as it's action E pronounced wonderful.
 We are glad to announce that our drug gsts have already secured supply and we hope our readers will supply themselves "t once.
 It is said to be the only speedy and perma- nent blood poison remedy offered: giving entire satisfaction in all cases. before one bottle has been used. For Blood Diseases, Kidney Troubles. Scrofula, Catarrh, Old Ulcers, aud Skin Diseases, try one bottle $. B. B. :,
 Blood Balm Co, Atlanta, Ga, will mail free of cost. Il book filled with information about the blood, the Kidneys, Scrotula, etc, etc.
 For sale by Hugh Moncrief X Bro; ]. O. Howell Cor. West and Front Sts.; and Mil ner & Milburn, Druggists, Prescott, Ark.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
Pith of the Press.

St. Louis Republican: Republi' canism must go. Nay, it is actual ly going. It has northern and sectional principle. and the north ern people themselves have come to recognize that the reason for it no longer exists.
 New York Times: If the cattle owners are wise they will couclude that their own interests now re- quire that they shall speedily va cate the Indian Territory. and, as the President suggested, they will in that case find some way out within the specified time.
 Philadelphia Times: It is impos- sible for the president to know per sonally every man in the United States. He must accept the ap- parent judgment of the community in which a man lives. And yet. when he has been wilfully deceived, he is held accountable. No won, der such things excite the Presi. dents anger.
 New York World: It is evident from the hot indignation of the President against the "crime" of signing an applicants paper care lessly and without accepting full responsibility, that he desires to put stop 10 the evil practice. Can he hope to do so in any way more effectually than by publishing the full names in the letters and docu. ments which he gives to the pub lie?
 WashiLgto Post: We have al ready remarked that the country has had it's fill of Mr. Kelly and Keilly's troubles. Mir. Kelly has now been the recipient of two first class diplomatic appointments, and in each case the bloated monarchy to which he was accredited has marked him Returned with thanks.' It would appear that ht has had more than his chance, anG the question in the promises is whether there is any imperative national necessity for press ing hin further on the world.
 New York Times: The refusa of tho Austrian government to re ceive Mir. Reilly as American min ister at Vienna cannot be construed as an unkindly act. It was mol bound to give any reasons for ob ljecting him, and its motives canno properly inquired into or question ed. It was doubtless a mere ques ton ofdignity in view of his reiec- tion at Rome, but however that may be, the graceful and dignifled thing for our government to do is to ap point a new minister to Nienns without in the least questioning the propriety of tho Austrian gov erument.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
Bill Nyc In Boston.

Last week l vlSltcd my Dlftn- place in the state of Main. 1 wait. ed thirty years for the public to visit it, and there didn't seem to be much of rush this spring, l thought l would go and visit it my self. was telling a friend the other day that the public did not seem to manifest the interest in my birthplace that 1 thought it ought to, and he said l ought not to mind that. "Just wait" said he, "ull the people Of the United States have an opportunity to visit your tomb, and you will be surprls- ed to sec how they will run eXcur- sion trains up there to Moosehead lake, or wherever you plant your. self. It will be perfect picnic. Your hold on the American people, William. is wonderfull, but your death would seem to assure it, and kind of crystalize the affection now existing, but still in nebulous and gummy state"
 A man ought not criticise his birthplace, l presume, and yet, if l were to do it all over again, l do not know whether l would se- lect that particular spot or not. Sometimes 1 think l would not. And yet, what memories cluster about that old house! There was the first place that l met my pa rents. It was at that time that an acquaintance sprang up which has ripened into late years mutual re- spect and esteem. It was there that what might be termed a casual meeting took place that has turned to golden links, forming pleasant but powerful bond of union be- tween my parents and myself. For that reason I hope that l may be spared to my parents for Tany years to come.
 Many old memories now clus' ter about that only home, as l hay ( said. There is, also, other old bric. a. brac which has accumulated since I was born there. ] took a small stone from the front yard as a kind of "memento" of the Occas. ion and the place. I do not think It has been detected yet. There was another stone in the yard, SC 1t may be weeks before anyone finds out that 1 took one of them.
 How tumble the home, and yet what lesson it should teach tn, boys of Americal Here amid tht barren and the inhospitable vast, ! of rocks and cold, the last place il the world that a man would natur. ally select to be born in, began tn, life of one who, by his own unaid- ed effort, in after years rose to tn, proud height of postmaster a r Laramie City Wyoming, aud, witl an estimate of the future that wal almost prophetic, resigned befor
 he could be characterized as al offensive gartisan.
 Here on the banks Of the raging
 Piscataquis, where winter finger in the lap of spring till 1t occasion a good deal of talk, there began { career which has been the wonde and admiration of every vigilance comittee west of the turbulen
 Missouri,
 There on tha, spot, with no in heritance but a predisposition tc prematurure badness and n bite hatred of rum. with no personal property but a mistit suspender an, stone-brulse began d life history which has never ceased to be ; warning to people who sell gro ceries on credit.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27

"You will excuse me, brethren and sisters" said the minister confus- edly, and without looking at the work he had just done; "for l could not avoid it. l have sausa- ges in my pocket, and that dog has been trying to grab them ever since he came upon the prcmises.' Exchange.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
Good Farm For Sale.

A valuable improved flrm for sale, situa- ted two and half miles South of Prescott; church and school half mile away. 100 acres red land in body-65 in cultivation under good fcacc. Good residence and barn, and sup piled with good artesian water, from two wells. Farm part of estate O f J l.. Crossland and must be sold.
 ]. B. CR0SSLAND,AD
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
F, b G rec ms KI.S'G OFEEV'X.W WE.S'TS

Will cure Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Chin- plains, Burns, old sores, Fresh cuts, IIcnd- ach, Toothaeh, Sorethroat, and almost any ache or pain.
 Certificates from the following named cit izcns of Prescott and vicinity, who have been cured of many of the above troubles, by its use, will attest its efficacy: F. NJ. Smith, Ex Mayor 0. <. Jones. Mrs. W.J. Blake, Mr T. NJ. Nell, Mrs. Maud Kirkland, Mrs. A. F. Griffith Mrs. C. Walters, Mrs. J. NJ. Mont gomery, Mrs w. R. Story, Mrs. Sam Scott, Mir. and Mrs. Isaac Moore. Mrs. J. B. Moore and a number of others. Ask them about this splendid medicine.
 can be found at my residedce at all times where parties can see me and get medicine, or if preferred it can be procured at Milncr X Milburn's Drug Store. Satisfaction guaran- teed m every case I will pay agents lib eral commission. Correspondence solicited Address me at Prescott.
 E. B., GREEN.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
Opr Picayuncs-

spell.
 New York will have no more ly- ing in State. Every public man has reason toI cry to be saved from his fool friends.
 Money spent in artesian boring is well spent.
 To .alk trash it is not necessary for a medium to be inspired.
 Indianapolis has brass band called the When Band. It only plays when it is needed.
 The Philadelphia Flower Mission also takes fans and lemons to the sick in hosiptals.
 There were gallant soldiers in the war who must have been too polite to have hurt an enemy.
 There is nothing for Parson New man to do now but to be private chaplain for Fred Grant.
 It will ba Q E time befoi 0 Can. ada hangs Riel. It takes more than one man to create a revolu- ton and the day for hanging lead CTS is past.
 The man who was eminent in so many great enterprises and who bit off more than he could chew. is now lost in the confusion of his own greatness.
 Recommending a man to a posi- ton he is not fit to hol,l-solely to get rid ot him-is a contemptible business which is not admired by the President.
 It is always a mans fault when he be comes drunkard. Drink nev CT takes to a man. The man takes to drink.
 Vic Woodruff and Tennie c. Claf- lin consider themselves quite good enough to enter English society where they are liable to meet Dilke, Wales and Langtry.
 The cattlemen must go. The h. dians are the nations wards and have no right to lease reservation lands to spectators while they go on the war path for more blankets and rations.
 The American Indians cannot expect to take his rightful place in politics so long as he is content to wear a blanket and stovepipe hat. Such costume cannot look digniGcd, even when the wearer is sober.
 If the great and. good William Penn-good from Philadelphia standpoint-could cheat the Indi- aus and be praised for it, there is some excuse for the cattlemen of the West. who are backed by emi- ncnt politicians.
 "Peace" on tomb gives better idea of perfect rest than "pace' does.
 Cremation will eifcctuafly shut out all chances of dead people be ng buried alive.
 The good family tramp is mar who has nothing but honor left and precious little of that.
 Hark from the Toombs comes the Coletul sound thtt Lee was moi great General, nor Davis an em. inent statesman. Toombs is un- doubtedIy great nothing.
 The world must Do growing smaller with the common shrink age of values. Thousands of Ex position correspondents are writing 10 the Director General for space
 Miss Dora White, a woman s tighter, wants 10 make n divorSe easier for wcman and harder for men. Ut is the cause, ye just Heav. ems; it is the cause,' that worried Othello.
 Local option is gaining ground in Georgia. It gives communities a chance to rid themselves of drunk enness and great proportion of crime with great satisfaction to the respectable majority.
 The New York Graphic wants the word 'valet" used in this coun try in place of "body servant" whatsoever that is. There is a de Il of sham in the valet business. The Atlanta Constitution says a. valet is white nigger.
 Th ,,.o,. ,wha .,;4lh ol IL, l,;, n-n
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
Warming Order.

In Justice Court before I. W. Neill, J. P w. G. Barton x Co.,, PlT l
 against Attachment. Jno. Tnnmons, Delft.
 The Defendant, John Timmons, is here by warned to appear in this court within thir- ty days to answer the complaint of the Plaintiff, W. G. Barton X Co. Given under my hand this. the 29:h day of July, A. D. 1885.
 J. W. Seill, ]. r.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-08-27
September 7th, 1885,

to represent the Third Congressional District of the State of Arkansas in the congress of the United States, to fill vacancy caused by the resignation of Jas. K. Jonss. 1hi. August 10, 1885.
 OSCAR PHILLIPS, sheriff.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
WIrCncRAFT IN SCOTLAND

WITCHCRAFT IN SCOTLAND 1t
seems that witch doctors still flour
ish in Scotland, especially in Ross
shire. We are assured that elm
plicit belief in witchcraft is not in
frequently associated with ostentati-
Gus professions of religion, self-right-
eousness, and ardent Sabbatarian-
ISM" 1t is common, it appears, for
witch-doctors to save fishing smacks,
or give them immunity from the per-
ills of the deep, which is done by
splitting on the boat under the cover
of darkness, inscribing cabalistic
characters on it with a wand, and
muttering Gaelic incantations. The
witch doctor is in great demand too,
for diseases of the eye. To effect a
cure, it is necessary that the profess
SOL of demonology should receive his
fees beforehand, and should not see
the patient; he goes through Sc
ries of contortions and lamentations
at home. Probably good many
other people would like to get hand
somely paid for the same sort Of
work. All this witchcraft fourishes
in religious Scotland. = London
Truth.
western editor has spent six years writing a
book entitled elbow to test glue" An easy subject
to stick to but in the preface he says however he
says however he knows no better remedy for coughs
and colds presented by sedentary habits than Dr..
Bulls Cough Syrup.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
ST, j. al. C. r. R. TIME TABLE.

Passenger Trans Leave
ST JOHNSBURY-WEsT- a m; 4.27 p IN;
EAsT-.5O m; 1120 m; 11.3O m.
-WEsT-S.2S m; 4.57 m; EAST
1881 p m; 10.51 m.
.DANVILLE-WE sT-s.45 a IN; 500 IN; EAST
-10.23 p m; .1O.4l m.
WALDEN-WEsT-9.0S a m; 5.lS m.-EAsr-
1905 IN; 1927 IN.
GREENSBORO-WEsT- a IN; 5.3S p IN; EAST
1925 pm; 1905 pm.
E. K-WEsT-1019 m; SAT p IN;
EAsT-9.09 p m; 9.54 p IN.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. m; 5.57 p IN; EAST
S.5l pm; ga pm.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
PROBATE COURTS.

Probate Courts will be held on the first Tuesdayo
each month at the Probate Office lrasbuIgh on the
first Wednesday of each month at my once, Barton
Landing on the last Friday Of each month at
CIRCUITS Office Newport. o. FL. AUSTIN, Judge.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
C. g. P. R. r. TIME TABLE.
Passenger Trains Leave

Passenger Trains Leave
-SoUTH-7. 80 IN; CTS p nj; so p III !;
NoRTH-6.O5 m; 3.oOpm; 6.4op IN.
OVENTRY-SouTH-7.4 m; HOO p IN; Gas
m.-NoRTu-2.45 p IN; COS M.
BARTON LANDING-SoUTH-1.5o m; 10 p
m; lilo m.-NoRTH-4.o6 m; 23O m;
$50 m.
BARTON-SoUTH-S1 a m; I.3O IN LIS IN.
NoRTH-S.52 a IN; 2.10 m; 542 M
SOUTH BARTON-SoUTH-s21 a m; 11.3S m.
m-NoRTH-1.51p m; 5Sl M
CLARK,S-SouTH- m; s.15 p m; 11.46 m.
NoRTH-l.2S p m; 516 m.
WEST BURKE-SoUTH-s43 M $50 p m; 1l.54
m-NoRTH-3.22 m; 1.20 m; sos m
LYNDONVILLE-SoUT IN; 11.4O 4 m
5.20pm; 9.20p m; 210 am.-NoRTH-3Ol
am; 1855 p m; 4.61 m.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
HAIR VINE.

which is having such a sale in Caledonia county
gives good satisfaction. There is nothing poison
use it. 1t stimulates the growth of the hair and
stops it from falling out. It stops that unpleasant
itching that is prelude of the hairs decay. Re-
moves dandruf and cures all diseases of the scalp.
1t is also nice dressing, cooling, keeps the hair
soft and silken. Sold by druggists ana dealers
everywhere. Ely
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
New Advertisements.


This certifes that have this day given my son,
Irwin o. Robinson, his time during the remainder
of his minority and shall claim of his earnings
pay any debts of his contracting after this date
j. OWEN ROBINSON.
Barton, Jan. II, 1885. "a
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
CALEDONIA COUNTY

st. - OnnS % Iy.
1t is reported that parties who have at
interest the welfare of the republican
party in this county are making negoti-
ations for the purchase of the Inde1 and
the Cdledonian, which will be merged in
one and run as republican paper. Many
republicans feel that this county needs
staunch republican paper. If the pro-
ject succeeds, a good paper will be start
ed. 1t is probable the Iade1 will be
bought if the Cdledoaian cannot be, and
that the paper will change owners very
soon.
Those famous Fairbanks cattle have
been sent to market and had their hides
taken Off Now please remember the
market report of the best pair of cattle
which ever went out of the state of Yer
mont. Live weight at st. Johnsbury
100 pounds. Dressed in market 4,55l,
rough tallow 374. At nine and three
fourths cents they brought $443.72. They
differed in weight only thirty-seyen
pounds Bella Hastings had the honor of
taking them to market. Asa Livingston
had the honor of feeding them, and, if it
is ever proper for man of Livingston's
long itude to stretch for an extra inch, we
have no doubt that he reached for it when
he shipped those cattle and again when
he got the market returns. Union.
East Burke.
Dao HOG 70
teaching.
Mrs. Eber Rowland is sick with pneu-
monia.
The remainder of the singing schools
will be held in the NJ E. Church.
Frank Smith has an auction every
afternoon and evening, in G. V. Fraiser's
| drug store.
The week of prayer has been observed
with evening services, alternating at the
three churches.
E. E. Phillips has gone to work in a
mill in Victory. A. w. Wilson takes his
place as janitor at the Conf Church.
| The remains of Mrs. Addie (Grassett
Phillips were brought here for burial
| Thursday. The funeral services were
| held in the NJ. E. Church, Rev. III. P.
| Cushing officiating.
| The Ladies' Library Association held
their annual meeting at Mrs. 1. D. Bemis'
Tuesday. The only change in officers was
Mrs. w. Belden President; Mrs.W. b.
Godding Vice President.
LyndOnvi1le.
The International Cos. box shop
which has been idle since last July, is
to CONNER running again to day, Mon
day. with force of ten men.
r. S. Pierce has a contract to deliver a
large amount of pulp timber on the cars
here, which is to go to the pulp mill at
Barnet. He has thus far been unable to
deliver any on account of the scarcity OF
snow. He will have eight or ten teams
at work, as soon as there is sufficient
snow.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12

REMARKS.-There is very good demand for
good fall made butter, but second and third grades
not much inquired for. Cheese is steady and
firm. Eggs are in fair demand. Beans are steady.
Flour is decidedly firmer and prices are advanced
fully fifty cents all high grades. Pork, lard and
hams firmer and higher. Corn and oats are
frmer. Potatoes in good demand.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
STATE NORMAL SCHOOL.
johnson, vt.

Spring Term begins FEBRUARY TO- Full
Corps of Teachers. Thorough Instruction. Con
slant Drill in Methods of Teaching, and Practical
Work in Model Schools. Free Scholarships Send
for Circulars. 20
A. I'll. CAMPBEII, pri,.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
Speeial gntiess.

FITS All Fits stopped free by DIR. Kline's
Liz sGreat Nerve Restorer. No Fits after
first days use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and
81. 90 trial bottle free to Fit Send to DIR.
Kline, 931 Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
Political!-It is an impossibility for one to take
interest in politics when suffering from acute
pain caused by Kidney trouble. Apply at once a
Kean's Kidney and Back Plaster, when instantane-
Gus relief win follow.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12

Three or four tons of Round Hogs, for WHICH
highest cash prices will be paid. Also all the
beeyes' hides can buy. III. A. FOLSOM.
Barton. Dec. 20.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
DIED.

Mr All notices ofdeaths inserted free. Obituary
notices and poetry Ifuecentsperiine.
In Barton, Jan. Q, little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
B. NJ. r. Nelson, aged years, mos. and 10 days.
Two little hands laid DER her breast,
Two little feet laid down to rest,
Two little eyes in slumber closed,
How our hearts bleed, none but God knows.
Dear little hands oft reached out to me,
Dear little form that sat on my knee,
Now it is silent and still for aye,
Angels have beckoned our darling away.
One little voice that prattled in love,
Now is singing with angels above,
There she is watching and waiting for me,
When shall cross the dark rolling sea.
Gone, we know not from what sorrow,
Saved, we know not from what sin;
OH gates that open Heavenward,
Swing together, shut her in.
In Lowell, Jan. 5, Mrs. Tillotson widow of the
late Nathaniel Tillotson, aged 80 years.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
MARRIED.

MARRIED..
AT Ea. Craftsbury, JAN LIST. Mr.. Geo. n. Dow of
Ripton, VT, and Miss Nora E. Tolman of East
Crattsbury.
At the residence of the BRIDES mother, Jan. Mr..
James Anderson and Miss Jessie McEwen, both of
East Craftsbury.
At the parsonage in East Albany, Jan. 1, Ansel
L. Barrows and Flora D. LOOMS, both of Stowe.
At Sheffield, Jan. 5, by Rev. Mark Atwood, James
c. King and Miss Emma Davis, both of Sheffield.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
ESTATE OF ALPHEUS F. HARDING.
CTATE OF VERMONT,


ESTATE OF ALPHEUS F. HARDING.
STATE OF VERMONT
y Orleans District, SIS.
In Probate Court, held at Barton Landing within
and for said District, the 27hI day of December,
A. d, 1884.
E. A. Stewart, Administrator of the estate of
A. F. Harding, late of Lowell, in said District,
deceased, makes application for license to sell
the real estate of said deceased, described fol
lows, to wit: All the real estate of which said
A. T. Harding died seized in the state of Yer
mont, representing that sale thereof is neces-
sary to pay the debts due from said estate.
Whereupon, it is ordered by said Court that said
application be referred to a session thereof to be
held at the Probate Office in said Barton Landing,
on the 18th day of JAM, A. D. 1885, for hearing and
decision thereon; and it is further ordered that all
persons interested be notified hereof by publication
of the same three weeks successfully in the Moni
tor, a newspaper published at Barton, previous to
said time appointed for hearing, that they may APP
pear at said time and place and show cause, if any
they may have, why said license should not be
granted.
By the Court-Attest
52-2 e. IL. JONES, Register.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-01-12
900 Acres of Excellent Land
CANDEE'S
RUBBER = BOOTS,

EXTRA THICK BALL"
Give Double Service of any Other Kind,
E1- Rubber Boots as commonly made, wear out
too quick on the bottom and require patching after
few weeks wear.
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invention, have reinforced their boots at the great
wearing point on the ball, and they are known as
the s'EXTRA THICK BALL,'' and will Out
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Both are A. No. L.
EgrBeng the alert to secure every decided
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Boots in stock, at regular prices, and viii be glad
to show samples and explain the merits of the Ex-
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