Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-06-18

huc nieet. Wehf MOhuef Huhb lucy u
think if they could see new wagon with
red wheels ?"-C Chicago Ledger.
In these illustrious days some of the
northern papers print pictures of lawyers
engaged, as we'll as the criminals, in
great cases, and it often happens that the
criminals through the eccentricities of
woodcuts-are the most innocent looking.
~. o. Picaylne.
Woman is herself creature of intui-
ton, as everybody will admit, but that's
no reason why she should sally out on
the street with a thick drab veil drawn
over her face away down to her chin, and
then expect every male being of her
acquaintance she meets to recognize her
half block away. -SO'ae7'Uille journal.
Il must say that like mule" said
Madison avenue man to his wife.
"Why ~ she asked in astonishment.
because he isn't afraid to kick when he
feels like it," My denr,n she replied,
II am afraid that you are growing more
egotisticnl every day. What you need is
less brayim food. "-NeD York journal.
Lord Tcnnyson is writing historical
drama, sequel TO Thomas Beckett.
| He is also collecting his detached poems,
| which will be issued with new lyrics. He
| should find no difficulty in inducing
Americans to give up those that have
been sent to this country by telegraph
4Neio orleans Picdyaae.
"Granby," said the managing editor,
| turning TO one of his subordinates, ~
notice very glaring error in that battle
"reminiscences you have just written up.
THAT so Z" Yes. You forgot to speak
of the bullets as the 'leaden hail. Such
criminal negligence will not be tolerated
ON this paper, CRANKY. "-ArkanSat
1FageLer.
A Republican postmistress in Michigan
forestalled her removal by marrying the
Democrat who was to be her successor
And Republican postmaster in Ohio
who feared removal committed suicide
1t is the Michigan ex-postmistress who
needs the most sympathy. The Ohio
mans troubles are ended.-NOTTistOoo1
Herald.
The juxtaposition of thoughts is some
times very funny. In the woman
column in an agricultural exchange W,
find that Mrs. NJ. loves to hear from he
dear sisters, and it is added: "She i
conscious that we shall know each othe
better III heaven for having exchange,
, thoughts here on the earth. She ask
, some one to send pattern for knitting
, white cotton tides. "-Lo,ceA Courier.
e Army Intelligcnce-An army office
/ | who had been dismissed from the arm
a for duplicating his cash account was see
t | walking on the street of San Antoni
/ | with lady. Several United States off
n GERS i'll the window of the club saw tn
il couple, and Colonel Mountain Howitze
c remarked to Major Blow: II can't con
+ prehend how he has the check to be see
Il on the streets with woman who woul
v so far forget herself rs to walk ont wit
i. n man of his reputation. 's-TerdS Sit
G iHgs.
it Among some bales of paper stock frol
If Germany, opened the other day at
,r llolyoke Mass paper mill, were foun
lie full orchestral scores of Weber's opera
N "Euryanthc," Mozart's Don Giovanni
If 'Apothekeium and Doctor" Lies Pa,
L sans en- Grenouilles," "Olympia al
d literatia pal nodia." There were owe
T. lures by Beethoven, Haydn, Auber al
to others, tor a dozen instruments and les
10 bearing dates of l72G. 1913, 17il, ia
r 1903. Sc. One old book of 400 pag
a. contains extracts from German Ii,
10 dating MS far back ms 119O. There Il
le letters dated MS far bnck as 1926, iii
e. must have lain in some attic for years.
lie Teacher TO first pupil What case
te the noun?' Pupil-Nominativc lind
A. pendent" Teacher Correct. Next b.
os may take next noun. Give its case
he Second pupil Gathering -"Nominati
~ Icncher-".lhut's right, but wi
a moro Z" Pupil (questioningly)- "Int
n pendent Y Teacher Severely =
re- should hope n boy would know his less
In better than TO say independent Just
" cause the one next him happened To In
ip that sort Of noun. What should You say
or stead Of independent ~ Pupil (triuml
Is. antly, after moments Thought MI
he wump -Hd1p0'S Btzar.
Love you!" echoed the young ma
"why I'd walk through the fires of lIat
to sit by your side for 10 minutes
in "'lhnt's awfully nice. | wish pa loy
~ ma that way" doesn't he z" "Oh, 4
She asked him at dinner for n So
caniel's-hair shawl, and lie made her or,
u, How p why, he said that, W
wheat touching n dollar and he hall
mi million bushels short on a delivery of
~ cents, she'd better be thinking of cal
nj & cents II yard. Why, what nils W
elk Augustus:" "I-I-that is, I've got
las meet II man at sharp B. Half MILL
cd bushels short, oh Good day, Miss Fl
d. hunks" And he went of kicking hi
self for not being in love with an i
ho dealers daughter Wal Street Necs.
i'll The beer flew to his head.-"Mr. Sni
Il lctrit2,n said the Austin Recorder to
~ accused, u saloon keeper, ''you
charged with having assaulted this lawy
at and by the looks of his head you IN
I'd have used great violence" "a glass
I'VE peer fly to his head, schudgc." II kno,
The said the Recorder, pensiycly, "that h
Will fly to- 4 persons head if not tukeI
moderate doses, Int that does not expl
the scalp wounds. dot glass fly init
peer TO his head "Oh, you hit him
the the head with n mug of beer. Why die
lus yOu say SO nj once instead of dropp
mn into poetry: What was the provocatioi
all Dot shayhuwk lawyer said Snicl
will Fritz Come to my saloon drunk, and 5
Of Hello, Dutchy, why don't you put Y
the limbcrger cheese ON ice so il don't 81
DE, So tam sunnE say would not hcf
her and glass of poor fly to his head.
ono 7e2as SJtingS.
on They were talking about husbands
~ other dan The dear ladies were at
W., uXory's tea" when dear little \
GU Prachlittlc, who thinks she has drawn
trt big prize in the matrimonial lott,
are twittcrcd: Nothing, Maria, in your j
l'ii taking you to the theatre, Jane, if )
did moi go with you shopping, and q
home your bundles. he would lie II III
by my Charley. Oh, my Charley, ri
Der upt1lullV purripe big pwn ,ynsb in