New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-26

That perennial Joke about the funny man being always
sad in visage and the obituary editor oelng regular
Marx Tapy going the rounds OF the press again anu
we doubt not. Is making countless thousands mourn
That old saving There is something rotten in the
State Denmark appears TO be verified by the resent
dispatches alleged immoralities In that country.
APrEr FRUSTRATED.
The silver note.
Ia soitened almost 10 sigh;
And nv muse inspires
As the peoples fame in the rye
on; my
While the biuebottles bite.
And the mcrcur''s MP IN the Dos quite
The atmosphere trenbes in soils icrce light
But try.
Oh were 7 an Iceberg I'd 90 with tho buoys.
Take part in an tee gorge or 20 without NOISE
Where choon~rs run Into mc-wnat rhymes WIN
Soge of EN- do Never mind. let her slide:
don't care to rhyme. but could N tried
baltimore Times.
Some one suggests Hendricks and Higgins an ideal
wonl Democratic ticket for 1888 The sug.
ecston cool one and will doubtless meet long-feIt
want Only IL seems that Higgins is too big man
TO be content~d with the secoLd place.
IN. Bribonick-Leger. who resides at Rozoy- Belval
fAisn~) has (up present even birth TO twenty
., ane ysar ns Was delivered Of I'VE chill.
drrn three being born January aud Two on Deem
irtyirht years OF age whilst her husband Is hve years
her seaor They ars. hones hard working FARMERS ana
armv and are duty at Tonqun. The eldest VINO Is
tortynye years Of age Is captain 10 sn' n,n ~ ,be
Eastern Departments In 1871. one u MS brothers -
an AdJntant in the 18th Battalion OF Chassrnrs.
inx in foo,st-ps of thrir mother One who oniy
,.1, has birth five, or whom TWO ARC
twins Galignanis Messenger tParisl.
The following Ia the text OF the poem which ooth MRS.
Ella Wheeler wilcox and Colonel John Joyce claim TO
have written:
Laugh aud the world laughs with you
Weep and weep alone;
IL has trouble enough OF Its own.
s,~r and the hills will answer
Sigh, II is lost IN the nirl
The rcno. bound to a ioVfnl sound
But shrink from voeing care
Rejoice aud men will seek yon
t;reve, aud they turn anu 90
They want full measure for all your picash~'
But do not wan. your WOE!
Re glad and your friends many;
he sa,i. and you losr them all
There ar. mono decline ycnr nectared wine
But alone you must drink LIES gall
Feast. and your halls crowded.
Fast AMI the world goes nv.
snrr e~d aud give. and II helps you to live
But man can help yon to die
There's room IN the halls Of pleasure
For a long aud loriiy train
But one ny must all he on
Thro the narrow aisles of pain
Buttre OF this city, has published large steel on
grayed portrait OF General Grant IL represents him
standing beside a table. The likeness Is good. though
perhaps the expression IA somewhat too sof ana tue
execution leaves nothing 10 be desired
The Ne,r- York grcnng Post carefully nursing its
ne wborn zeal chastity virtue that may AFTER Al
mere rei.a national on hand personal chastity
Is OF course only nnor virtue that Is OF no spccai
account.-lspringlcld tNass.) Union
The highest honor,rium paid for scentinc WORK
will probably he that TO be given on pecemnsr
81 ps,sr'bars naas inc founder Of the
Novgorod military colonies an Oh TRENT ana snsiser OF
the S1r IN s"s n the dp Imperial Bank
accordance with his testamcntary dispositions this tnd
il let 10 accumulate until 1928, aud then, with the
interest accrued dnrug that ne. be handed to
the writer who will publish ON December l. IT'D the
zen, n3v 81 his reign the ST. reter snre Academy OF
Science to adjudge In tho rress'
Poldoody-" snail We leave for town to-day :" .,
Pousonby Has the briny lost lis charms, dear BOY
Poidoody-" Not exactly. but-wel my allowance, you
Ponsonby-" And mine; l don't mind admitting that
I'm trine short myself Thank heaven, nave return
Polioody-" am equally fortunate. dear boy. All! an
P"nioody-. Yesi Let us toss up . quarter. Heads
SaPts idea GO S ShssS s. ssr,.r
| Ponsonby (searchrsl" Nor |; What shall we do !"
PoiootY Let us Imagine That we tosSeu up aho taiiS
won."-[Philadephia Call
The reope OF Chicago slaves to the seductive but
deadly p,e- habit, consuming 100000 daily. Carter
| Uarriaon ought to issue "a proclamation about IT.
THr MILLENNIUM.
| What will We do when the good days comet
| When the prima donna's lips are dumb
| And the man who reads Us his little things"
| Has lost his voice ike the girl who singsi
| Whrn sIilrd Ia the breath of the cernet man.
| And the shriliing chords OF the quartette clan
When our nrighbors children have lost their drums,
| Oh what will do when the good time comest
| Oh what will we do In that good, blithe time.
| When the tramp will work-oh, thing suOlime
| And the sccrnful dame who stands on her fees
| will I" Thank YOU air." for the proifered seatS
! And the man you hire Ia work by the day
| viii allow YOU TO do his work your way;
| And the cook who tryeth your appetite
| Will steal 40 more than she thinks Ia rights
! when tho boy You hire will call you Sir"
| Instead OF " Say and " Guverner";
| When the funny man II huinorsome-
| How can We stand tho millennium
| -(R. j. Burdette In Brooklyn Eagle
Iwas talking with State senator Blank tho other day
Said he: IN hard TO please ones constituents 10Y
DAYS after went to the Senate for the nrst time naa
| my maiden speech. I laid myself out on IL, ana
Thought IL was % daisy. AFTER got through went ON
and there met Mr.. Finnerty. who boastea OF havip
| more political infooence than any dnmmed man III tn
TIL Ward He red In the face ana very angr
| about something. whats the matter inquired
| Matter he replied. We want You to dlstnctl
understand with cmphasis) that VIC didn't elect 20