The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-08-13


yos ssy ,es year old port vine Boy
Ne. nanf. ,his grcory sscre wS erly
,isrs.d lsss ~~ks 4j
"A New Jersey man warts divorce.
hrospss his wife has hasn't spoken 10 him
10 too years. Seine men don't kpov
vAes Aey are veiI Of
III. yo~ quite the style for The bridal
o6ppls 70 be 90 hour or svo late. 90 ~ 70
prodss ibe imprrssion thsi neither cared
very much 10 get married.
The issssrs r. O.. my son. mean post
s sEs., bsi .srE them nigh, around and
they indicate The reason for certain change.
{ sos gc.ns on ofsnsive partisanship-
-Sesrly three billions Of shingles are
msscfsciurcd 10 Michigan every year.
The boys Of Nietissn are said 10 be the
bes, behaved o. auy in The country,
+ al, Yen ast,es me-" lisped dude
ton pretty sirl nth whom he vas CONVEX.
sibs. mo don't' sss the reply. You
coaidnt he any fs.ter than y0u are now.
Professor 10 ose evening counted
issuiy teo hsss>oss d,uss on ny piazza.
Glass expresses great establishment Of the
s,cisL,s shessct~r Of ~ hssvsaly bodies.
"A soc,siy woman 10 New York 10 wear.
ing dssp mourning Tor her dog which
died three months ago. When she gets TO
half mourning abe will wear black and
tan.
Along about this season Of the year =
mao lays aside bis religious training two
OF three times day In order TO drive, in
the chickens out OF the garden 10 proper
manner.
M James, did you divide your paper
OF chocolate with your bro,her?" Yes.
4 certsisly. mamma; | ate the chocolate and
gave hin the motto he is fond OF reading,
you kno~."
The arpeF gpi mneh q band TO
serk otiee ~ diiting tie SUMMER season
hei, alwaya anniog ior something either
prss % humble bees, or the jug uuier
the bay cock.
Says the New Orleans Picayune:
While medical students are being harshly
condemned for robbing graves. ii is forgot
iea that tbe students intend to oil them
up again when they go into practice
II. u said that Is humble bees con.
tain enough poison to kill man. II that
Is so, We know number Of grspgers who
angbt to have died as many times ss FL
7 MahH. since the ha,ng season began.
You csnsot blame a German for his
fondpess for lager. A language which
calls for such An awful strain on the throat
ms his does is the party TO censnre.
Princess Beatrice doesn't know the |
first thing about housekeeping, but, a. the
Yong couple will probably live on the old
folks as long az they last, this slight de-
ststs iifpever bs noticed BY her husband
- A wife demonstrating with her hus.
band on his dissipated habits answered
"l'm like the prodigal son. my dear, will
reform by and by" I'm DO like him too.
she said. II will arise and go to my
father"
: Phrenologist your bump OF imagina.
ton is sbnoimslly large. sir You should
write poetry Citizen-I do write poetry.
Oaly Yesterday l took poem to an editor
add that bump you are feeling is where he
bit me.
Professor Winters, q French scientist,
committed snicide because he could not
discover to his satisfaction what made the
wind blow. Other men have done the
ssms thing who failed to solve the problem
how 10 raise the wind.
Electric scarf pins are the fastest
--AAiae-is'asssas@s The spark is kept
alive BY means Of pocket battery. Per.
hsps. by and by, little light can be ad.
nittsd siato dudes head by means Of a
simiAr process.
III h hoped that there will be no blood
shsd bstsssn The 0sntilss and Mormons.
The death Of Gentle does not amount
much; but when Mormon Is killed. from
seven 70 seventeen widows lese the light
Of their life and their groceries.
According 10 the New Bedford Stand
ard there il cat 10 West Brewster that
captured snake 3 feet aud IL inches long
This reminds us Of college boy who was
counting tho time yet remaining before he
could go home and see the girl. He said
il vas one week snd 81 days.
III man weighing 100 pounds we're
as active 10 proportion 10 bis weight as a
flea. Be would be able % jump three
story .lal.Ains, Bat uBlcss man carried
aieshes bed with him 10 fall on. he would
no, jump over three story building more
thsn once.
N would be rough on me" soliloquised
tbc fat and ~ould-be funny passenger who
spread himself over two seats and looked
happy -"it would be rough on me II
had to pay my passage by weight" "oh,
no. remarked the man standing up in the
aisle. Hog freishls are very cheap. in.
deed"
"A fashion item says: French evening
dresses for young girls OF cream colored
Arab gsure have ksit skifts, high bodices
With 10y Innings. and no trimming save
bsnssiAe ssh" We never saw - Young
girf 81 sssam-colored Arab gauzs" she
.msst u . nes and delicate varie.y--but
should think kilt skirt OF that descrip.
.ba would look very vel. on her
-''chsrles, said Mrs. spendali, II
~ bsa costume ct Bixzarre's to-