New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-10
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

gentleman came home in the wee sma' hours ayont
the twa At the soIth End recently and was surprised
these mourning garmentsr' he said, somewhat un-
steadily. " For my late husbhud,' was tne sshihcsh'
reply He has been In the house at ~ ever Since
Boston Budget
The Toy Tim % prints the following article which may
be made to convey two meanings according to the way
IA which 1t puncunted. II might do for an eptaph Tor
"A man OF doubtful character: lie is an Old and ex
perenccd man IN and wickedress he is never found
opposing the works of niquty he takes delight in the
downfall OF the ncighbors he reloces in the pros
pery OF any OF hs follow creatures he is always ready
10 assist in destroying the peace OF society lie takes no
pleasure In serving IN Lord he Is uncominony digcn
I'm sowing dscord among his friends and acquaintance
he takes no pr in laborng 10 promote the cause Or
Christianity he has not been negligent In endeavorng 10
ssmatzc al public teachers he makes no exertons to
subduo bi, evil passions he strives hard to build up
Satans Kingdom he lends aid to the support Of the
gospel among tho heather he contributes largely to the
evil adversary he pays 10 attention to good advice he
Gives great heed 10 the devil he will never 90 10 heaven
he must 20 where he will receive the just recompense OF
reward.
We despise and detcst any commonplace exhibition OF
cheek. bate and contehn gu vulgar tnnsSi out
piece OF large monumental cheek we delight IN ana re-
ioice over philosopher eNus over new discovery
the book agent gloats over pan "
making hin self hateful IL Is with feelings of unnlnged
yIo ram away with 5000 OF hs fatherin-law's money,
and In less than month writes 10 the old gentleman ior
money to pay hs return fare.-lBoston Transcript
The old Democratic horses are mostly gone out to
grass.
The Illinois Legislature passed "A resolution OF
dorncr with France over the death OF Victor Hugo
There nre two given FOR This action one Is that
tbe Legislature In vaguely connected Victor
with tie cholera miorohe while Others had NJ. Hugo
confounded with the eminent Paul dc hoeh-lfeofa
Transcript.
Can II be true that the great Holman is going on
junketng touri Alas let his front name De Ichabod.
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declare his adhesion to the Lutheran or state Church put
this re ulrement does not prevent persons who dste
no4iton 80 scrutiny Is made OF their professions,
which seem to regarded In much the same light as
some OF the planks in oar political platforms only
to bo troddcn on-lBOston Record
nv tho way the lst OF June has come and the Demo
cratic Office seekers about as unhappy rs ever
General T c. Hndman. OF Arkansas. was assassinated
ON september 30 1863 In the Following November Tue
Helena bar appointed committee To drat resolutions OF
re,nrct and regret The committee has Just reported
set of conventional resolutions Thus, AFTER seventeen
Observation-Disclosures expression of sentiment. The whole
thing falls Hat Boston Record
There IL no particular for dscredtng the story
that comes from Syracuse of the countryman who asked
blessing In u restaurant while his son blushed. But
would tho pious man have been justified In asking
blessing ON such food ordinarily gets in railroad
rcsaurantsi
The delights of early rising
orr are sung;
Every poet seems 10 have them
on his tongue.
Still I've noticeds aud you know Two
often said,
Poets like. MS we'll rs you or |, to
Lie abed
This induces the reflection,
That poet. do not always mean just
What they
Their enthusiasm Oft is
But u hoax
And their prettiest maxims just apply to
Other folks.
-lsomeryie Journal.
The Lfring Church tells this Sunday schoolsory. Tho
teacher was explaining about Sooman and mis- wisdom
Now dears who the great Queen who travelled so
many miles aud miles this Kngf Silence prevailed
I'm the class Why you do know. all of The Queen
who came TO see the Kingi" The name had been lot
gotten BY the class In order to help them the hu o"'
misguided teacher began to offer II lttle assistance,
"You do know am sure. The name begins wiz" :, "n
aha WAS n very great Queen" Just then up shoV i0
hand and out spoke the triumphant voice vi V"o i'o
girl She transhxed the hstehihg School
win tho following brief statement: 81 know. 1t
was the Queen OF Spades.
-. =, ina Texas editors seem to have been at
,td Inv ,nphobia and spout Latin on all occasions,
JLr Times plays the following aDor1gina or ihuan WORE
ana challenges the lhtlnists To trump over III
ukSussu'hooA"ou'u"Ai"o" w" $50
tonic Times
rbs now Connecticut law against fash literature,
which has inst gone into effect imposes fine OF 500 or
,oss and for three months or less or both
at tho dscretlon OF the court upon every person who
shall sell lend give oer have In his possession
with intent to SELL lend, give or offer any book, maya
zue pamphlet paper devoted wholly or principally 10
the publication OF criminal or pictures and stories
Of deeds OF blo0dshed, lust or crime.
bit of conversation overheard an Arkansas rail-
soad that many homo in this broad lsud eau match;