New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-08-30
THE TALK OF IHE DAY.

Monsignor Capel. who Is the Pacific coast,
thinks that the Chinese problem can be solved by con-
vertins tho Cinnamon TO Christianity But the Gale
fornians toll him first that tho Chinese can't DO con-
verted secondly II they converted that
fact woIldn prevent them from living on ten cents
day. which is apparently Chinaman's chief crime.
"Look here Mr. Grocer" said Hartford citizen.
"Hows this get twice as many hucdeberrles FOR
q"wsli that's your Iucs. Besides buckebsrries arc
smaller and Of course there's OF em IN quart
" or course but dont't mean that exactly. | get
bigger d-h full OF nuckeberrcs than door strawberries
for a quart"
gentleman a strawberry box full o'huckleberries."
That was about pint and halt-lHarItord Evening
Post
Boston correspondent OF The Cierciand Leader says
that we may well mark with special Jubilato the
present time the when the trcvclo comes Ia ana
the sewing machine goes out.
kitchen clock like a foolish pitInan Why because,
you see, he goes tick when on strike"-lJudy.
church Is to be erected in the venerable town OF
speyer In commemoration OF the protest OF the six
Princes the fourteen free cites that In 1879 es
poused the cause OF the Reformation.
RHYMES OF THE DAY.
Good for Hun.
Manly student
Cares not IL his
Chums derde,
Seeks the mountains,
labors there
While enjoying
Heahful
Spends tho summer
singing hash,
Home returns with
Lots of cash.
No Season Without Us his.
II seems in our New England cline
Each season has It's Ills;
when icenen send their bills.
And friud winter brings its woes,
As well as torrid summer
For thes water pipes arc frozo
Aud we must pay the plumber
on the Hay Shell.
About this season OF the year
The public heart with JOY stirs;
Tho reason too Is very clear:
Next month will bring us oysters.
/ Boston Courier.
"sooksfussen dembaoh! 4" cried Bismarck. Socks
In and looked nauringly at the Chancellor. Dit yeu
blaze dem Caroline ants In dc lie chest init dem utter
dinRs Vot hef cot nit Africa /" SEIZURE" "Nell,
den dake 'em and send um pack. Dem spoonysrds
dey say dey viii come 9isr una Ve sit dot kooera
--lPittsburg OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Very single Eyeglasses are now used in the House
of Commons gold trimmed spectacles being In vogue;
multitude of after-dlnner Sins. run
The great Boston New-York newspaper controversy
about hash RACES neither side being willing to give
IN We shall promptly inform our readers OF any new
Developments in.this hstorc discussion.
The census taken in Tennessee shows that there are
800 600 worthless dogs in the state which consume FOOD
enough II fed to hogs, to mako 3Oo000O0 pounds OF
bacon or enough give meat TO an army VI lOOOOO
men whole year. To carry the calculation
still further the bacon cents per pound would DO
worth s3 100000 This, II paid In silver, would load
down ninety four two horse wagons. The keeping OF
these dogs prevents farmers from keeping 100000
aheep the mutton and wool from which would be
worth $5,000,000
Prepared for tho worst-Facetous party: say boy:
dive think your donkey would carry the two OF us e.
Roy: snnre an do sur; but maybe ye wouldn't mind
Law m all yer and vauabes, beoase don't you
ace he might holt wid the pnr OF yeL Into the say anu
get and shure thin Id be able To buy another
Il Fun
protest Is made against tho viyisecton OF dogs by
men, Now let protest be made against the v!yisection
OF men by dogs.
Ferdinand Ward does not minglo with the other
inmates of Ludlow Street Jail Tho young Napoleon OF
finance liant altogether bad Blessed the merciful
saith the gospel Boston Transcript
According oorresp ondent OF The Baltimore SuA an
old hotel prof. retor says greater humbug exists In
hotel keeping than tho bridal chamber business. and
80 far as he Is concerned no proposes TO abolish all such
arrangements for tho future He says bridal couples
will take just what you give them. and will submit to
most anything without q murmur. They arc too much
occupied with themselves to take any note OF their sur
roundings. 1t Is the people, he says, who have boon
married long enough get the honeymoon and In
the intervals OF fssng with themselves fuss with every
ono around who give tho hotel-ksepers the trouble.
m. N., porL Ey,nno posf Doints with sardOnc gleo