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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
pyou.vars OIL osIYG FOR JULY

The Coffee Exchange decided yesterday to
Exchange viii do the sane and IL Is expected hat the
Prodnce Exchange VIII follow tho e1ample.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
oouuUrI rIOy ON ERIE ANNEX BOATS.

From July ! the Eric and Brooklyn Annex
will sel monthly Communication books for 81 go good for
ffty-four rides during the month specified between
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
NEWARK.

Early yesterday Waterman in Morton Brothers brew.
cry in 1fghst saw through the hafopen door OF the
Office blowing open the safe. In trying TO get
nearer without alarming the burglar the wachman made
o msstep when tho burglar sprang up and jumped
through m open window and escaped into BoydeBst.
The watchman pursued him and fired his revolver The
burglar left his kit Of tools In the Office.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28

RAM EdffOr o Thc TrfbuHc
SIN: An the principal down town dealers In lawn ZEN
nj. and fancy goods except one tfa' nous, s,,,
day We will begin next week THIS shows how Ing Yea
80 no done by seeking friendly cooperation, hid Tie
"a ~ 1rsclass newspapers u. W. GEANbEHY Co.
yorE 4.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28

The PRINCESS OF WALES BUsTLE,
Sold by all nrst-class retailers.
pTico. % cents.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
Announcements
A WINEGLAsSrrL OF

RIKRRs TONIC WIsE or COCA.
In glass Of lemonade. punch ginger ale. soda water
even cc-waer, makes the most delicious and refreshing
drink IMAGINABLE nnd the time most excellent
ToSIc and sTIMIANT for both Largo bottles
30 ccnts per Dozen go sold ONLY at RkEgs DGUG Srog
1858 sixth Avenue.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
E0REIGN STEAMERS DUE ~ THLS PORT
SHIPPING VIEWS
| PORT OF HEw.YoRK .sArU RDAY, JUNE %, 1885

poRr OF NFw.YORK. ...-. SArU RDAY, JUNE 81 1885
ARRIVED.
steamer city Of Drlln Br Land Liverpool June 10 VIA
", wlthtnsc ri" phs7'Hk'iS 10 i""H % "
Arrived at no Bar NJ - m. ..., -, = -,
piisseiphia m ballast TO Simpson Spence Young Ar
steamer Jersey CITY mr. Horror. Bristol days swanse,
IA davs With naoa 10 Arke Douglass Arrived at the Bar
NJ pm l ,t..,..... t,r.,,o, r,,o - Ut.
efiLaupt0n WITH mGsa and passengers 10 Oelchs Co
Arrived IA Tho Bar % 800 III.
Steamer pictTr dc Conlncg tBcg Smet, Antwerp juno 10
yla uston with mdso 10 Punch Edye Co Arrived at the
Har a. II 80 NJ. v-..,.o 20
uii % Cafaul 20 MCssinl 81. Palermo June Gibraltar
H. with 10 phelps Bros Co. Arrived AZ the Bar At
,r..,,.. rt.h >.o,r nortort ,,,,, rn5..
10 Iofdcn & Lowell ,,,,.,.,.,., ,r,.,. c.r...,..
via Dclawal irt1kwer 10 Gays WIN sugar 10 iiAVecys
= Elder vessel to 4 DAYTON 60.
stella Ie ke DaNchhs ~ uS', viii ous"F '""iuHi
vessel 70 4 AhDOtt- ,-,r n, - IA, a. .
Nile CKl bessr bOch uol ioio - u5 " WIN oc W
Io4dry & Co.
fruil 60 Johnson. ,,-,.-o - --,., -. b..
, N Iiufrnc,0n. ve4seG - Il II Hit
InAu Robbins st JOhn NIB q daTa, with lun-
her 10 chase. Talbot g Co. weasel 70 JED Frye r CO.
suYsFT-windat sandy Hook Hight ISL hay. At city
Island light. sW clear
SANDY IIook-ll BarometHr. 30Os Thermometer, GsJ
Wind sE ii niles Weather fiir'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
Ir Is A GREAT SATISFACTION

To na,ronze Drug store ike RlKEKs where you can I'm
cv RELY on everything being Of the PuRRsT and
e1se u6on the rcprcsen stOns OF the salesmen aud
the same time that are buying at the
KsI POSSIBLE PRICES consistent With the Bkst
RIKFs Drug store No. 3A8 Gthave 49, Without doubt,
the most popular and reliable IN the city.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28

IA LexingtOn.ave. between 2gth and 8Oth SITS
IIonra-s 10 5tO7 Diseases VI the Nervous system.
GenitO. rnary organs. Impotence ana stenlty
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
]. &C. JOHNSTON,
BROADWAY, 5Tn-AvE. AND 22D-sT.
WE Will. pEc1y on MONDAY, JUNEs7 OUR
GREAT CLEARING SALE
REMNANTS AND DRESS PATTERNS
SILKS AND DRESS GOODS,
WHICH ARE SET APART on SPECIAL cou INT Exc
TON OF
so CT N S
ON THE DOLLAR,
m ORDER TO CLOSE THEM OUT IMMEDIATELY
WE INVITE OUR CUSTOMERS AND THE PobhiD
TO THIS SPECIAL sALE WHICH oCCuhS o ,nIv
sEMrANNUALLYPRENI o'O II I'M
INVENTORY OF sToCk). 81, ,,,,vpv ONE
uuo DESIRES TO BUY GOOD GOODS AT oNb'hAhl
THE COST OF MANUFACTURE 10 AZ ~ ~ 81
SPECIAL SALE. AS TIE GOODS NA"ED nonr,Jr~Ts
OTHER ODD LOTS AND BhohE-N 49, T1r
WHICH WILL BE INCLUDED REPRESENT THE
BEST BARGAINS

OFFERED FOR MANY YEARS IN NEw.YoRk CIIl.
:. samples o: DRY GOODS and UpH oLsrERl ooop %
sent cratutousy by mail to all parts OF the country u"
an ocatiOn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28

Earl g. Wilson's T.. g. w. brand OF Mems
Collars and CUFFS are the bost- Sold everywhere
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
CLEARED.

e,oo,,or Greece BrD Foote. Doston-F " Hurst
steamer Irtlnnic (iir Perry Liverpool VIA uueens'own-
Steiner Marteo OBI. jenkins Hull via Graycsond, f.
nteameT vera Ger) via Southampton
Steamer iiofmann CEelg) Meyer Antwerp via London
fs snaocr Newport Curta Havana-Jas Ward & Co
steamer Edward Williams (Br Mcdonald. Baracoa-H
sIraScr Alamo Risk Key and Galveston II NAL
Steamer Hudson Freeman oTsans,s Seaman
steamer Catherine Yonge
'stcamer city OF Atlanta lockwood charlestonJ Gum
Steamer Benoiactor TribOu, Wilmington MOVIE Clyde
Steamer Old rominiop smith, Norfolk city Point and
M1nhatisn stevens Point Newport
steamer JoSn GIBSON Chichester Alexandria and George
s,eamer Fanny Gadwaader Hart BaltmorcJ Rroms
steamer Cleopatra BOnnett Portland Hora n, Hall
Sim Hfitlsh Peer CBrI. Iron Calcutta Vernon Brown
6sik Ellnor vernon, Berry Auckland and Dunedin
RS@S canssa GaatOa Utah, scOttO. saonica-Funch
lo, mn or syvcr,sn Philadelphia Edge
M III Rioto Campbell Boston Cox q Green ~ ~ =.
br,~ Mary Penncll Michel, NJ Johns Plt-Mlier q
IiSnshtoS s,a r Johnson Rio Grando do sniGeO Bul
icy xo.bt Br, cOwen windsor. NsP Novius Son.
SAILED.
Steamer, Aurnia and Drtannc for Iyerpoo Greece and
LadEle nm L9na9a aT"I neiseS1S Rntwsrp 3aroo
iiu Newport Havana Claroel PoTt de Fah. Eas" 1d N
New oreins Chatahooehee savannah Sly OF A1a ta
Gmv iudotis Newport News John Gibson. deofgeto"h'
| Frostburg Batiaoro;, oo,
Shin Exporter for Rangoon. AL, r. u,,..s N,or,cv,deo
a. ,ueA-yia Long Island sound-soamer Cleopatra Tor
| Portland.
| THE MOVEMENTS OF srEAMEa4
| FOREIGN PORTS.
1oxpoy lime 27-Arrived steamer Tower Hill DID, Arch
or iron oo, June 2G-saed steamer Mayo Br). Hughes
1911 Jupe e7-sailed steamer Buenos Ayroan tBr
sce lcI un" steamer Kathleen Br, Elders
corRSmAaPs June 2lsaed steamer Island DAM skodt
NSwroR June 2e-saed. steamer Dorset OBJ s'amper
''I liz juas aG-saed. steamer Calico r Potter 10
NMnapuaa juno Arrived steamer Bohemia Ioer) KAr
Iowa ffom Kew York June is; ,.-,... r., can,.u,
HxvaE Jane 27-Aniyed. steamer Amerque fr' santel'
| from Nen.N ork June IT, ..s..-,,-
PAIRgMo, June 26-saed. steamer AiexahW" 'Df' NAiu
say, for Now.York.
HALIFAX Juno 27-Arrived, steamer Pottla or) DaYsOr
| tom 81 JehAs. NE, for herfork
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28

REED g. CARNRIcK's SODIUM HYPocHLoRITE.
Recommended by the Public Health Association "a superior
aud least expensive OF all disinectans and gormcides
Cholera Diphthera feyers Malaria etc. prevented by ts
use. Sold everywhere. send for pamphlet . a
BEKD & CAlSRIck. lo2 fulton-st ". Y
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
J. & G. JOHNSTON,
BROADWAY. 5TH-AVE. AND 22D-ST.

dcpo but not good to or from lioboken ne ne an n,
fare between Hoboken and all landings Win ~ '''
n
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28

100 dozen Ladies' silk Hose, all
cOlOrs, white sOles, at $f.OO per
pair reduced from $1.25.
200 dozen Lisle thread Hose.
all cOlOrs, at soc. per pair; re-.
duced from 75c.
$50 dozen best quality English
pure spun silk Hose, all cOlors and
black, at 95c. per pair; reduced
from $3.50.
200 dozen Misses and Boys
French &C. g." ribbed cotton
Hose. all cOlOrs and black sizes
6 to 7, at 25c. per pair, and Z f-2
to 1-2 at 35c. per pair; reduced
from 45c. and 55c.
100 dozen Misses cOlOred silk
Hose, garnet, cardinal, green, light
blue, and pink, at 4Oc. per pair;
reduced from 800.
100 dozen Gentlemen's cOlOred
English Balbriggan Shirts and
Drawers at 75c. each; reduced
from $3.50.
$50 dozen plain colOred brill
liant LisIe thread Half-hOse, all
cOlOrs and black, at 33c. per pair;
reduced frOm..5Oc.
800 dozen English fancy cotton
Half-hOse at 2jc. per pair; re-
duced from SOC.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
AuEn1cAy INSTITUTE FARMERS CLUB.

committee from this club report the Wines Of Alfred
Sheer Passac NewJeTsey the most reliable 10 DC obtained
and that OpoIto Grape makes Port ine equal TO any
the world.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
Low RATES TO TIE NATIONAL ENCAMPMENT.
Eor thn hnnnnt Of fhnsn dnsirinf, To attend the

It
National Soldiers Reunion and Encampment IN Fair
mount Park, Philadelphia from Juno'25 to July o. the
Pennsylyauia Railroad will sell excursion tickets from
June 50 TO July g. good TO uUtl July 7. from all
stations on It's system to Philadelphia at rednced rates
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
MAXINE INTELLfG ENCE

MINIATURE ALMANAC
sun .s 81 s,ts aoon $40 Moons age. d. 10
mon WATER TO-DAY
<N-Sanfv Hook s07 Gov isani, 8 10 lleu Gate eo3t
Pn.-Sauty Hook. sos Gov ls,-ni '0O'tc NA'@ 4V'''
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
"RruAcu.r THE CAIIFORNIA INSECT POWDER

I'VE unhestatingy pronounce Buhach tho very beat ar
Of marvellous Wv. l..
a 90 fIomemaIo Hotel. New-York. Buhach" a pure
California production. Try H.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28
"ITAKE My COCKTAIL IN TIE MORNING"
InseaH OF hCuuEIA % UTHoc UP UH' 1HU VI
RKERs FLiIRoF CAIIsAYA BARK

IL won't sSt you % on spree will brace you up FOR all
DAY the appetite yoH havo. Pint bottles 40
cents. Only DO obtained KERs pHUo STORE no 1913
sixth Avenue
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17
FOB DUB YOUNG READERS.
TWO DEAR LITTLE PLAQUES.

I've "panic" girl and q ''crisis' boy.
All, me, but they make me q world of woe!
/ try to be quiet, try to rest
But hear their voices and of go.
swift TO the rescue and swift to the work.
She's crying: "A spider! Oh, let me int"
He says: Hurry, mother! button my shoe:
The bell is ringing for school to Begin
My girl is q beauty, with golden hair
But m quite distracted to think OF her
In constant state of '.What shall DOR
I look on the face of my boy with pride
When from his rosy mouth comes the old
song:
4" Mother. this minute. come help me to start!
Quick! they are calling me-hurry along!"
Must l carry weapons for her defense
"A broom or poker, or this or that
And fly at his bidding as if a serf
And he an unterrified autOcrat.
All the bright days Of the summer and fall,
All the weeks of winter and spring-time
through,
With no escape? But the "Panic' is here;
+ And, pity me! here is the Crisis" too,
Rushing upon me. opcn the door
+ To hear her Goodness! there comes
cow!"
And he calls: "Just give me the Ratchet
quick!
For my father must have it, and have it
right now
My girl in a tremble my boy in haste,
I'm al in a fever they fret me SO.
Run, Crisis" to father; come, panic" to
me:
You're the dearest plaques in the world,
Louise v Boyd. in Harper's Young People.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

curved with little sorry tenderness -
she noticed how thin and delicate that
face was and almost wished that
mother were going in her place!
There was no more fretfulness as the
many careful last words were spoken
to her; but she listened and answered
all with smiling readiness. She kissed
her mother goodbye, and then watched
her as she left the car.
The people were crowding in; the last
busy, bustling minutes were rapidly
passing. Yet nothing attracted this
young girl until she had watched, with
her head leaning from the window, and
given last loving smile and nod to the
mother she was leaving. Then the bell
sounded, the passengers settled them
selves in their seats, and the train
steamed away from the depot.
When looked again at the young
girl who had so interested me all the
eager look of expectation was shining
in her face-the thought of the happy
days before her, the long hours of sum-
mer sunshine, and the joys they would
bring her in the home of the kind
friends who were to meet her at her
journeys end.
She was relieved, too, I knew, that
time had been given her to make some
little atonement for her Impotence, to
say pleasant words and give pleasant
smiles to her mother before she left
her.
But wanted to say to her, as say
to you now, my young friends, that it
Is far better not to give yourselves the
need for making any such atonement or
expression of regret. Check the hasty,
impatient words which come so readi-
ly! Think of that wondrous love which
your parents have for you, which leads
them to make many sacrifices, con-
stantly, for your sakes. Receive all
their admonitions and counsel with re-
spect and cheerfulness. Never allow
yourselves to be fretful or cross at their
warnings and care for you.
AS the train carried this young girl
from her loving mother, thought to
myself: "It mag be that she will never
see her again!''
There win come time, to many of
you, when that dear mother-face will
pass from your sight for all the rest of
your life on earth. All, then, happy
will you be if you have no unkind or
fretful words to remember, no impa-
tient actions to make your hearts ache
when it is too late to offer any atone
ment!
Think well of this, boys and girls!
The little incident in the cars is a real
one, and l have written it for your
good.-Jennie Harrison, IN N. Y. o.
SerUer.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17
A Novel Association.

A Bridgeport Conn., man wants 70
form Humane Interment Associa.
ton" Its object will be to protect it,
members from being buried until life i:
extinct. Each member viii be required
to take oath not to allow fellow-mem-
Der to be buried until the body begins
to decompose. He cites many eases to
prove the need of the enterprise. On
is that of Mrs. Pardee. of Stratford.
sworn to before notary public. She
was supposed to be dead. and to make
sure her fingers were burned. But al
the while she was perfectly conscious
of what was going on, but could not
move muscle. Just as she was being
transferred to the coffin an arm dropped
from position and produced a pulsa-
ton in the wrist that was noticed. and
the application of galvanic battery
soon brought her to life. Y. Post.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17
CAPE Horn Route to China.

Captain Robert B. Forbes. of Boston,
has recently suggested to the Hydro
graphic Office new route for vessels
from the United States to ports in Japan
and Northern China. His suggestion
substantially is that vessels leaving
American ports during the months from
August to November inclusive. and ar
irving on the China coast during the
season of the northeast monsoon,
'.could accomplish the voyage in a
shorter time by the way of Cape
Horn than by the route around the
Cape of Good Hope" The researches
of the photographic Cfce on this
point, though not conclusive. show APP
parently that this voyage can be made
via Cape Horn in about fifteen days less
than by the old passage north of Aus
tralia and in about twenty-five days less
than by the passage south of Australia
m Y. Herald.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17
I" NANNIE."
A True Story of the Mischievous Prank of
Donkey.

A True Story of the Mischievous Prank of
Donkey.
Leo Pryor and Jennie Cleveland
were two little English girls. Leo's
real name was Leonora, but they called
her Leo ..for Short These two little
girls were great friends; they were
both the same age, lived in the same
town and went to the same school.
1 wonder how many little girls who
read this story have seen donkey!
Well, they are just the funniest little
creatures, with long ears and shaggy
coats. And l am very sorry to say they
are like some little girls and boys, in
that they have very strong wills of
their own, and when they make up
their minds not to do thing, it is next
to impossible to make them do it.
Donkeys are not so often seen in our
country as they are in England, where
Jennie and Leo lived. There they use
them to ride upon as we do ponies
here.
Now Jennie had donkey. and that
donkey's name was Mamie. and every
morning Leo and Jennie rode to school,
one behind the other. on Mamie back.
When they reached the school and both
had jumped off. Mamie would run
across the green all alone to the stable,
where she stayed till the little girls
were ready to 90 home.
One beautiful day early in May,
when the yellow primroses were in
home at noOn-time as usual. They
were trimming over with fun and
laughter, IS two happy little girls are
apt to be. Nanny was jogging along
as she was in the habit of doing. seem
ingly intent on no mischief, when sud-
denly, without the slightest warning,
she threw down her head, kicked up
her heels, and almost before they knew
it. Leo and Jennie were in the hedge
beside the lane which they were riding
through. Fortunately it was only a
hedge, where there were neither rocks
nor stones, or our little girls might
have been seriously hurt: as it was,
they picked themselves up sad laughed
until they could laugh no more. AS
for naughty Mamie, she had taken to
her heels and was nowhere to be seen.
However, when they reached home.
Miss Nan was quietly grazing in the
field as innocently as though she had
done nothing wrong.
l am glad to be able to tell you that
Mamie was never naughty again, and
\ 81
and from school like q good donkey.
Jennie and Leo are now women
grown, with the wide ocean stretching
its billowy waves between them. but q.
letter from the .'dear old home" tells
Leo that Mamie still grazes in the
fields as of yore, though she is no
longer able to bear a burden.-W Hatch
man.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17
Anisic Acid.

The already long list of new antipy-
retic remedies has been increased by
the addition of anisic acid, substance
obtained from the oil of anise seed. 1t
exists under the form of colorless
prismatic crystals, soluble in alcohol
and ether. 1t possesses antipyretic and
anti>eptic properties similar to those of
salicylic acid. 1t also increases arterial
tension. 1t has. however. mild tonic
effect in large doses, for when it wps
injected in large quantities into the
veins of animals. epileptiform con-
WILSON'S were caused. 1t has been en-
ployed with success as an antiseptic in
the treatment of wounds. and seems,
when employed in. this way, to exert
no poisonous effect.-Gdzzetta Medicd.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

TEE Northern Pacific Railroad Company
ISSUE, several illustrated pamphlets and
sectional land maps for free distribution
whie contain valuable information con-
corning the rich agricultural and grazing
country traversed by the line through
Minnesota, Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Wash
ington and Oregon. The publications con-
tain synopsis of the United States land
laws by which Government lands can be
secured free under the homestead pre-emp-
ton and timber culture acts and the terms
of sale of railroad lands, the rates of fare
and freight rates on emigrant movables
and household goods and much other infor-
nation. They are mailed free to any adj
dress by addressing Chas. B. Lamborn,
Land Commissioner, st. Paul, MINI.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

A lady ON Fifth Avenue, New YQk,
quickly summoned . doctor:
"Oh, doctor, my husband il nearly dead.
He attended q caucus last night. He made
four speeches and promised to DO with his
fellow citizens again to-day. But oh. doc.
tor, he looks nearly dead"
Has he been In politics loug?"
No, only last year. He worked hard
tor flames McCaulay's election"
He will get well, madam He has .
stomach for any disease. il he worked for
him!"
Political life, Of short or long duration,
Is very exhausting, as is evident from the
great mortality which prevails among
public men. Ex-U. s. Senator B. z. Bruce,
who has been long in public life, says:
"The other day, when stepping into .
car at crossing, found DR.. - within,
who eyed me up and down in a surprised
way, remarking:
"Why, Senator, how well you lookP
"WeI, feel pretty well, answered"
The doctor uttered an incredulous reply,
when the Senator frankly told him. in an.
swer to an inquiry, that it was Warmers
safe cure which accomplished for him
what the profession had failed to do. Sem
ator Bruce says his friends are very much
astonished at this revelation Of power
The Globe.
Overwhelmingly Defeated.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17
g Consumption Cure"

would be a truthful name to give to DR.
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery" the
most efficacious medicine yet discovered for
arresting the early development of pulmo-
nary disease. But consumption cure"
would not sufficiently indicate the scope of
its influence and usefulness. In all the
many diseases which spring from q de-
rangement Of the liver and blood the "Dis-
covery" is a safe and sure specific. o. all
druggists.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17
From the National Capital.

The Washington Post says: We admire
the stand taken by numerous eminent ply
sicians in changing the mode Of treatment
of coughs and colds, and publicly endors-
ing Red Star Cough Cure because it is eff
cacious, free from dangerous ingredients
and without morphia or opium. This ex-
cellens remedy costs but twenty-five cents.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

How OFTEN is the light of the household
clouded by signs of melancholy or irrita'
bility on the part of the ladies. Yet they
are not to be blamed, for they are the result
Of ailments peculiar to that sex, which men
know not of. But the cause may be re
moved and JOY restored by the use of Dr..
Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" which,
as a tonic and nervine for debilitated WON
IN. is certain, safe and pleasant. 1t is be
yond all compare the great healer OF women.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

THE fashions in home decorations have
changed somewhat during the past year,
but black eyes are still worn to some extent
by people who split their own kindlings.-
NorristOrn Herald.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

''How DO you tell fool when you see
one. Mrs Jones." asked a wearisome old
bachelor of a lively young widow. Il
usually tell him to leave" she replied, and
the bachelor didn't ask for a diagram
Nercliaat Irdreler.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

NURsE-"Come, Willie, didn't you hear
your mother tell you to come right into the
house!" Willie-"Stop 'minding me of it;
Use twying to fordet it,
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

"WHERE are you going!" asked a coal
dealer of his driver. ''Only across tht
weigh" he replied, as he drove over thu
scales.-TidB Bits.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

GREEK is said to be the best language for
poetry. Its especial fitness probably con-
sists in the fact that SO few people can read
it.-Lo,ceU Citizen.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

A CORRESPONDENT wishes to know what
is the proper width of frieze. Generally
speaking this matter is governed by the
size Of mans ears.-Burlington Free Press
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

"IN times of peace prepare for war"
said the young man about to be married,
and he Immediately went and had his hair
cropped close to the skull.-PhHadelp!ti
Chronicle Herald
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-12-17

4 BOY who was kept in" after school be-
cause he didn't know his lesson, excused
himself to his parents by saying that he
was spell -bound-Goldes, Days.