Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-12-21
BRIGHT BIpS.

SACERKRAUT is an antidote for snakes. II
~ al o. are An tiIo'" FOR sauerkraut, give
us snakes Boston Post.
THERE are whispering about superb French
toilets one Of which lady described to an
other. sa! ing in conclusion: "its a perfect
daisy - Daisy" replied the other; "why, a
gown like that Is chrysanthemum"- Boston
BudGet.
''WHAT is Smith doing now"
He Is travelling with circus
pretty hard work. isn't lt?'
No, he has nothing 10 10 huf TO STICK ms
head Ia the big lions mouth twice a day.
feras Strings.
JUpGE-'You've been convicted before"
Pfl-. uer-'Oh, no, sir. not for the past ten
years"
PrisoRer-"Ive been IN Jail all the time. -
PhttIdelpdia Ne1os.
Az Uncle Toms Cabin" troupe was
Kicked of the stage by its donkeys heother
day before the audience could interfere.
Dunkeys and critics have much in common,
nut The former are more effective for good
3jHghGHs5Da Republican.
ACAIIFORNIA BLACKSMITH is dangerously
u with CHAMBERS. Contracted while shoeing 4
morse. And a Pennsylvania woman is sui
iering from a spraine1 ankle, contracted
While ''shoOing' hen. There seems to be d
fatality about this shoeng buslness.-Eb-
ehdHgs.
Mr.. NEwRIcH tdoubtfullyl-"Jane, dear.
hat Is this they say in the papers about us
paryenu2 WHAT does 1t mean"
Mrs. NeWrich (e1mposedy) -"Some com
p5iment to our standing in sassiety. dear; /
ton'J KNOW many of those Italianl5h
phrases. ~ id-Bjts.
A RECENT lesson in the Sabbath school war
N tire death Of Elisha, aud when one OF the
cbOllrs came to the clause. "they burie
aim" the teacher q. ked: why did they not
;rtmRte hump DO you think there is any en-
'ourHgement in the Bible for ctcmaJiOn|
" encouragement whatever was the re
n'v. Tney tried l. on the three that Were cast
80 ne far1' fu"'if"a and didn't make It
work. "-RGrper's B0sar.
a Young LADY residing in the West En-
said to her father: Now. pa, are you salts
dd? just look at my Political
g nomv, ..afi.f1"t"rw; ~" art Il music.
very good; logic, excellent"
tstilsr-.-, cr, uiaoh ~, my dear-esppcial
"a regards your future If your husband
5lOult understand anything of Housekeeping z,
ooh n Z, mending and the use of a sewing
machine, perhaps your married life VIII in
!, g be happy. - WdSbjagtJR RsDNb'6c.
Tue holiday agony is for a young lady to
| accidentally spill a little face powder on the
| narl II carpet, and when Augustus comes in
| ,ud careessy steps in it TO carefully guard
| the Impression until he bids her good night.
when she takes he measure of that sole and
/ builds pair Of Christmas slippers around il.
! The real significance Of this is that Augusta
! has to tie the slippers on his feet with whip
cord in order 10 keep them on. First impress
| ,lons are apt to be largely errOneous.-Hdrt-
| fIrd Post.
| POPPING BY THE FIRE
Now JetnfO goes to see his Emma jane
Far OF he sits, and not close up beside her
! In the next room, meantime, the hours wane
The - man sips his mug of homemade
cider.
| The Night wears on, the old folks get to bed
Jeth hears the SHORES of Emmas rugged
sire;
| No uvinls a xy,nk then slvIv mods his baad
Soon both are popping corn beside the fire
The clock strikes u, the chairs rub side e
side.
The last white kernel from the pepper has
hopped
| Next e"1n oer fair Emma will be a blushin 2
bride,
For Je.l,O, like the lively corn. has popped
-ROcklInd C0UtieS- Gdsette.