Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-08
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS

As&1@AA4 ~A@SA~S- AtAAA AAOs
Stage struck run over by an omai
bus.
4 silver il the bush is worth two IN
the hand.
The silent watches Of the night -ThOa
not wound up.
The mosquito begins 10 send in his
bill as soon rs tho plumber leaves Of
Boston Post.
Tho woman question--No isn't this
q pretty time Of night for you TO Get
holnea Philadelphia CAL.
whats footlight9" "a landing
after her father has kicked YOU out Al
the front door - Boston Budget.
A million dollars in gold weighs S,6Ss
pounds avoirslupois That explains whv
so many editors are round shoudered.
Chicago Ledger.
S0ggie PIE Is mentioned rs one OF Che
causes Of dyspepsia. One of the causes
Of soggie pie il young married women.
= Courier-JouraGl.
It doesn't tire man half rs much 10
saw cord Of wood as it does to amusea
baby for an hour while its mothers
away. NeD York Journal.
A new novel soom TO appear will b
entitled "A Superior Woman We
all know her. She married some other
fellow. They always do Graphic,
His sweet TO love,
But lis no joke
To treat your girl
When you are broke
.-Hatchd
The king of Bavaria pays $40, 900 for
an opera seat; but then, ms he runs no
chance of sitting behind woman wear
ing four-story hat, it is probably worth
it.--BOst0n Post.
In certain parts of Germany the peas
antry consider 1t good luck to meet
pig. Il isn't considered good luck IN
this country--that is. If 1t is in CIR and
you want a seat. drkaasap 1racela
NO ROSE WITHOUT THORN
When summer Is breathing her sweetest DO
light,
And nature is everywhere burdenod With
IT'S then We must spring from our couch n
To chase the mosquitoes all over the room
B0StOa Courier
IL is claimed that the highest faculty
Of language is to conceal thought This
may be true in mans calmer momenls
but when he falls over d rocking chair
the combination is broken. IfOUidsaa
STAR
SIS land high in Vermont9p asked
speculator Of an old Green mountain
farmer. "You just bet it isl" was The
reply. IF the trees weren't so stunled
the clouds couldn't get by at all.f-a
Louis Globe Democrat.
The news comes to us that sevcrs
celebrated amateur tenor singers intend
going TO Europe this summer to study
about the same time the cholera arrives
They will tend to make the plague easier
to bear. NeD York Graphic.
A CHANCE ACQUAINTANCE
As they rolled round the rink together,
de asked with winning smile,
Will you take my arm, fair maidenF
And she said, II am not that style
have never made an acquaintance
And surely will not to-day,
Except through an introduction
That IL made in the regular way
just then she falls to the surface,
And Thousand stars she sees,
And she murmurs, demure as kitten,
Oh, sir, pick me up, II you please
Boston Courier
A Boston millionaire provided IN hs
will that his wife should be ANNUALLY
paid sum in gold equal to her oEn
weight. And now is the only time
her life that she ever enyied fat wona
in the side show - Bro0kIyn 1imes.
'sWaiterm cried Fogg, "bring mes
quail on toast. Sorry, sir, rePnsss
the waiter, shut we are all out ofquaL
'sWell, then, bring me the toast y
not the man to make fuss about sacns
little thing as q quail "-Bo'toa I'sF
script
TRUTH AND POETRY.
The delights Of early rising
Oft are sung;
Bvery poet seems to have them
On his tongue.
5tlll I've noticed and you know I've
Often said,
Poets like, as well az you or /, 70
Lie abed
This induces the reflection,
By the way,
That poets do not always mean just
What they say.
Their enthusiasm Oft Is
But q hoax,
And their prettiest maxirns just apply
Other folks
-somerUub JOp'''oA
Securing His Notes.
Eilzgay appeared on the street W.
the Thermometers was eighty two degss@@