Richland beacon., 1885-08-08
All SOrtr.

in the ground; bet turnip field VIII
grow turuips for centuries. San
Francisco Post.
ct is claimed that the devil chuck
les whenever bride pats her hand 10
the dough" This may be reliable
but it doesn't necessarily prove that
the devil has u very jolly time Of 1t.
Very few brides put their hands in the
dough nowadays .-Graphic
ITO clean the teeth use mixture
of en- err and sweet oil. following 1t
with plenty of kerosene" This would
seem 20 be queer advice, but as It is
takeu from a machinist, magazine, and
from a chapter relating 10 circular
saws, we have no doubt :. IS given in
| faith.-Boston Post.
lie had lived in boston: Mis- Hca-
con (from Boston t-"Tbis is good
weather FOR repentance, Mr. Folli5ub.
1t ought to give you realizing sense
of yoGr future" Jack Follibnd \who
forgets where she is from)-"lIcll has
no terror for me, Miss Beacon. |
have lived in Boston.-Liie.;
Small boy-"say, monty Aow
what males pops face so red. Hes a
lobster. "Mom"-"You disre+peciful
child. What do you mean2" Sinai!
Boy-"Why, Holsters turn red when
they are put in ho. water. and | heard
mop tel. Mr.. Rummie that he had
been in hot water ever since he mar
rcd ou."-philadelphia Call.
Glad to see you, old boy. But
you're not playing any more are you"
ooh yes. I've left the thec'ae, bat I'm
still playing. Do.Cg well, too.
"Playing what" Poker And
you can make living at j." Yes,
indeed. I'm an expert. l wasn't on
the stage ten years withou. learning
that one man in his time plays many
parts, his acts being seven acts."-
Norristown UeI aid.
"It's terrible CALLING to man Of my
, SENSITIVE pride to dcperd upon rcla'
tives for q living remarked a youth
"but what is. one to do?" | thought
that Smith & Smith offered you Sit
uation at $l4 week." 80 they
did," replied the sensitive youth, in
dignantlv. "but do you suppose tina
; I'd sell dry goods over a connter fol
sl4a week. No, si-."-New Iorl
, Times.
r "You say there is no timber on tts
: cattle ranges?" Asked the professor
Not BUSH" replied the cowboy
mot q twig." mo coal; no driftwoot
, in the streams; no fuel of any kind!'
l mot a chip" was the reply. "Thel
bow do you cook your mcals:" "Or
. the range" cslmy replied the goo'
cowboy. And the professor was jus
going to ask what range. when be sud
|, denly remembered that it was time t
wind his watch.-Burde:te.
And Very Good Reason: Ind;g
\ nant purchaser-"Sec here. Sir; | don
= want this horse you sold me. III
8 balks. l can't get him over tn
: bridge" Jockey-"That's the reaso
| sold him. Why did yon come to mt
for the horse?' II saw your advel
8 tise ment in the paper" Il though
n so. l gave you my reasons Tor sci
ing him" "Yes. TO be sold.' yo
6 stated, for no further reason than tina
: the owner wants to go out OF town.
$ "Weu if you can GO out of town wit
@ him it will he more than l can do. -
t Philadelphia Call.
Twenty gears ago prominent CIT
: izen Of Raleigh purchased an oil
desk. He after Il while ceased t
: use it, and few days ago broke i
e up. To his surprise he discovered {
s secret drawer. Out of this fell pile
L Of money. Some OF the bills wer
c moth eaten and dingy, while othe,
e were fresh and clear. There wet
e thousands of dollars of the currency
/ 1t was in many cases issued undo
: the authority OF Congress, in sessio
: at Halifax, n. c. The denomination
Il of the bills were from 81 to $50. 1
Il some the value was expressed i
/ pounds, shillings, and pence. ]
was all what was Known as Cont
) mental currency" and must have bee
: placed in the secret repository dur
n ing or Just after the Revolutionar
IL war. A reporter was shown quaint
II ties of the money.-Rals'ga 81. Z
IL Neus.