New-York tribune., 1885-03-08
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Mr. Henry Varley, the English evangelist, and St.
Louis are out says that ST. Louis the most wicked
city In America and OF the papers Of that city retail
laes by calling him "an arrogant, affected impudent
fellow with some learning little eloqucnce. and more
check than the traditional Government mule"
Mootzum ool Nook Mohsenood Dowiah Furrcdoom
Ian synd Mnusoor Ulee Kahn Bahadoor Nusrut jung
NI1ih PIirn of B.ug, Eebar and Orissa late Of the
pa. Moor.beaaba5 BeDSaI. died in India November
last and his entire has just arrived III Loudon-
springfield Ohio Globe Republican,
society for the suppression OF slang has been
lied among female operatives OF large factory In
Cleveland All members OF the society using slang
word or phrase ned and the proceeds thus obtained
are devoted To some charitable object II such societies
were established in this city enough money would soon
be raised to finish the Bartholdi pedestal
wonan's cruelty to woman has made thousands fail to
speak to each other Cice had Just dropped III 10 con
her friend on pleasant prospects directly after
Lent. . a. ,,..,,. a,,,,.,..
was sncn cnarmlng company. on. he's real nice. He
paid me marked attentions half dozen years ago
indeed | believe I've heard him say something
about your being "a very friend OF his mother.
The cream roze III the litle quaint pltcher bn
the table. So did the mornings conversation Hart
ford Post.
From the summary manner in which Mrs Yseult Dud
ley dismissed hough unknown lover 1T seems
likely that has gone through the same operation
several times before.
Rabbits are quoted ut POINTS the Gulf Railroad at
determination against the rabbit In favor OF the hen
needs and legislation, there Is justice
I'm a wears product OF mother rabbit bringing cent
less ihsn the old chicken who only uts In a
couple of weeks scratching around In leisure moments
an dashes Oh 70 cents worth Of produce -Springheld
NO. Herald.
Tip Goodwin is the name OF quaint old character
of Jefferson City, NO. lie is chronic oice-seeker and
a dyed-in-the-w wool Democrat. He furnished CORE
spondent OF The ST. Louis Globe Democrat the following
autobiographical sketch Of himself the other day
Parents came Missouri from Virginia in the OF
~ In, fha nf bava
been connected with the legislature in different positions
on the door keepers for twenty years have been
A life long democrat aiway vote the democratic tcket
str,irht and IL there is A yellow dog or Comanchee
indian on the Bottom OF tho ticsett for them
am called the yellow dog democrat OF Cole county"
The Mlsone Is the name OF an excellent trade paper
published In the West. Notwithstanding Its name. IL
tains good deal OF light reading.
curious story IA told about James Mather Ansonia
Young man. Mathers mother came from Ireland nrst
and the time she sent Tor her son she was nc work Tor
gentleman IN Wns:ed When Manst arrivea e IN new
ship company telegraphed TO Winsted, where Mather
and he was bound TO the Adams Express Company s
agent TO see II could find any OF his friends assist
him. The agent went TO the gentleman for whom Mrs.
Matnsr S,o Wohe on "er Adams Express tC O. D The
Instructions obeyed, ana when he arrived In
wnsied his mother met MN at te depo, ana wanted TO
ever would not deliver hm but took him on his wagon
Saa WSare Ss bin u 's and for S him
the usual torn. Il Hartford Times.
Some members of the Brooklyn Democratic contingent
to Washington did return bringing with them peace
with honor. One OF them attempted to take another
mans hat at the Inauguration Ball. He was observed
by the Of the hat who protested vigorously and
finally had the Brooklyn arrested Some Tammany
braves however to the rescue and with pistols In
their hands threatened to shoot the officer full OF
holes" II he did not release the prisoner Subsequently
soap manufacturer from the City of Churches assaulted
member OF the Committee on Public Comfort He was
taken to statonhouse but escaped punishment by for
feiting his bail.
IChrishad diedfor- thee thou adsbeen.damned
Dobbns ths OF man In England IN tue days
of the Roundheads, but Dorchester County Maryand M
possesses names almost as odd The owners oI th,
names still live near Cambridge, on the Chopsnk They
are Julia Jane Augusta Dominica Rustis Ro 10 Bust
| Jack" and John Henry Land Runner Runout andSur
veyOr Bandana Beaver Dam Rendezvous Gou Bless
| Bnsticue."-lTroy Times
The Governor of Minnesota lt tho teephone)-Hello!
Governor Marmaduke- Heio o..
Governor of MinnesOta-Am to understand tina
Frank James Ia q candidate for the gallowsi
Governor Mnrmaduke-Mr James Ia not n candidate
| He ia In tho hands of his friends.
Governor of Minnesota-Oh, hoi Then am to under
stand that he intends remaining In Missouri -IPcoi
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