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, 1885-06-19

1t was Il shock TO expectant imagina-
ton that had Il curative effect upon "a man
who had for nearly twenty years been an
inmate OF The public insane asylum. He
was a German. and In his sane time had
been an accomplished musician. some
thing of n linguist. and-4more important
to his weliare-a furious lover of Ristori.
the actress. who was then in the prime OF
her years and art. He saw her as Mary
Stuart and Immediately went daft with
infatuation. Ristori returned TO Italy
and he was sent TO the asylum. OF late
years the one mania of love for the mimic
queen was all that ailed him. but II seemed
incradicable.
Doctor Macdonald, the superintendent.
is an eXperimenter. Seeing that Ristori.
on her recent farewell tour. had sadly
degcnerated into II weakish old woman,
with none Of her personal beauty left, he
decided to take his patient TO see her.
The time chosen was her final appearance
at the Thnlia theatre. The maniac had
begged to see her act once more and waS
overiuycd on being told that he could 90.
lr Nae. onald accompanied him, and so
did a strong keeper. so That any possible
violence might be quickly overcome. As
II further precaution against a disturbance.
seats were bought in n private box.
The result was astonishingly successful.
There was enough of the former histori
10 convince the man that she was the same
individual but he was so awakened from
his sentimental dream. so thoroughly dis
enchanted that the cure was almost in
stantaneOus lie has since been as
charged from the asylum
, 1885-06-19

NhNH hhA=N AiAAFnHf
1t is the custom in these countries,
often to place photographs of the peo-
Pile at the graves, and in many instances
the marble faces / saw were the same
as the picture some handsome, some
plain, some ugly, but all human and
real, and nothing idealized. The cloth
ing, too, was perfect-collars, cuffs,
hats, neckties and patterns of gentle
mems clothes and ladies' silk or brocade
dresses being given in perfection. Thus
the styles Of the day are preserved, and
/, careless observer, saw articles of
wearing apparel the fashion of which
dates far back in the past.
Two groups | saw here rise distinctly
before my mind still. An advocate in
his full court dress, life-si e, standing
in a commanding position, ready to
speak, while his wife stood by the
pedestal weeping, bearing on her head a
veil just like the black Spanish veil worn
here a great deal instead of a bonnet;
the other, a young girl on a bed, Christ,
life-size, standing by her, and below the
friends kneeling and weeping. sup
pose there are at least 200 like these.
Zach is elaborate and interesting in its
way. Everywhere we went the air was
perfumed with shrubs, which are cult
waited here instead OF flowers. In the
open ground each grave is marked with
a cross for a headstone, aud all the
crosses face in the same direction, Civ
ing singular uniformity in appearance.
The effect of the whole scene was most
quiet and beautiful.
, 1885-06-19

NI8 A|N
Prince Albert Victor is a big baby,
hardly yet weaned from hoops and mar
bles; he is petulant, simple, fond OF
tricks, and possesses no tact. His
brother could buy and sell him. The
three princesses are infants still; they
sleep in a common bedroom, which is
plainly furnished; they like stories and
iairy tales, and a days shopping is their
delight. They have been splendidly
brought u, and are the precious stones
in the mothers crown.
The princess OF Wales is the idol of
England; she has no enemies, and ''only
one friend, Miss Knollys." Her feat
ures lack expression; she has the secret
not to grow old, and, though dressing
well, spoils herself by her attachment
to collertttes. She, unlike her mother,
detests pc tiles, and is more interested
in a new dress than in all the bills OF
parliament. she never speaks badly of
any person. The duke of Edinburgh
was born with an oar in one hand and a
fiddle in the other; he loves his grog
like an old salt; is not a lady's man,
like the prince Of Wales, nor takes after
him in dress. lie acts on the motto
that gold accounts make good friends. -
, 1885-06-19
MARKET DAY IN soeora.


A Continuous Stream OF sweet. aud
Oddities of indian Production.
lCor. Cincinnati Enquirer
Bogota has a daily market in the
Plaza Of San Francisco. 1t is, however.
small. and resorted to mainly to supply
accidental deficiencies and unforeseen
wants. The great market day of Pogola
is Friday, though the market really
opens on Thursday in the principal
plaza. On Friday the whole square is
covered with sellers and their merchan-
disc.
Here there is a stream of strip, pamela.
yellowish loaf-sugar, fruits, etc flow.
ing toward Bogota, along the great
macadamiked road, in bull carts, and on
the backs of men and beasts. Here an
unfortunate descendant Of the warlike
Pandhes, that climbed up the steep
height on Thursday night, sat all day on
Wednesday in the market of Facatatiya.
is taking his weary way, with his I'M
sold back load, twenty eight miles more.
and to morrow he hopes to sell hii load
and start home.
on the left hand, as we look toward
Boliyar's statue, are some Indian pro-
auctions. made of cotton, wool, and the
IO' VI ~ hAllu vi ttHluIN ~DltlIlls
We advance toward tho center n
rod or two, and urn up in
front of the center Of the cathedral. On
II left are the sugar and salt
on the right esculent roots and
other vegetables; hens in eel-pot cages,
eggs tied in two and two, earthenware
and fish. Here is a collection: A
turkey tied by one leg 10 a peg driven
into the pavement; n pig SINH
larry moored, and n babe al
most naked. Advancing, we find
fruits on both hands till you come
near the Alto ano and turn south.
Here you fall in with sellers of imported
goods, cloths and c~alicoes. There are
II or two tents or boxes with n roof.
The occupant of one, seeing me busy
with my pencil, desires me to record
that he has gold-dust for sale, which
have done. Here are cylinders Of mat
ting five inches wide; those who sell it
put 1t down and sew it. As we approach
the south end we come to the meat de-
partment, and turn down between meat
and dry goods. Then on our right
comes the green grocery again till we
approach the Casa dc P~ortales, where we
found coriage and native manufactures
OF wood, cotton, wool and other fbers
thatwe noticed on entering.
| went 10 market once for string, and,
as had no other opportunity for max
ing practical experiments, | made the
most of this. The first time the price
asked was more than | had been told to
give. ! accordingly went of without
making my purchase, after having
offered what | had been told was proper.
One Of the girls took the balls of string
and followed me all over the market,
where | must have spent more than "a
half an hour. 1t was some time before
| discovered her, and she was not aware
of my discovery. She seemed to
wait for me to apply to another for the
sane article. but | did not, and at
length left to go home. Still the poor
indiacita followed me some rods beyond
the plaza, when, finding me really 60
ing, she offered her balls at the usual
price, and received her pay.
, 1885-06-19

lNinca-o Herald Train Talk 81
"Oh. yes. remarked a sharp farcI.
prosperous looking passenger a akoA l.
n great Couciry. I've just come from
there. Its going 10 be a great farming
region. and there will be good towns al
there by the hundreds. That's my Ir,-i
hes s-starting new towns. Money in H.
| should say so. What do lots BRING |
don't sell. No. sir haven't sod a lot fol
fifteen months Give en- away ever,
last one OF EN- You eau have the liue
deeds OF a dozen right now II you wanl
EN-. No ~ rec. the man that tile, Ia
sell town lots in Dakota gets left.
How in the world can you make any
money giving awly town lots
Just AS easy as rolling oil Il log.
There's 10. 0J0. 900 people IN this country
hungry 10 get hold OF anything they TAI
get for no hing They swallow town
lots as II ihns were oysters. / send out b
peck of deed, by mail vvery week &,
eastern parties who have replied Ia my
immigration circulars The lots don
cost EN- "a cent, but they must pay the ir
cording fees My son.in-law Is recorder
The surveyors charges must be- paid
My Youngest son Is the suryc Or
That's just 4 starter. you know
10 interest the lot ownors IN tlcil
property, as it were ThAts whaI
We call the preparatory state Then
comes the real business part of the trans
action Local improvements must he
made. and the city council that's me. ny
son, son in law. aud two hircl meul
levies "a special assessment The first
thing is grading street. Then comes ,idc
walk. Then sewer And n they stand
1t We clap on a fence. But tho most vi
them won't stand il. After paying out d
few hundred dollars for grading and side
walk The most Of en- fails to whack up
Of course the city treasurer that's mel.
takes possession under the law. Why.
with land at s.. 80 an acre tho recorder
fees alone make us even. and the special
assessments are a regular bonanza Can
, 1885-06-19

The drink called "posset - mentioned
often by the early English writers, was
composed simply of hot milk curdled by
some strong infusion. This drink was
held rs a great luxury and found use
both rs n drink and a medicine. The
''possei was sometimes curdled with sack
and was especially prepared for bride
groOms. Macbeth aliudes TO the custom
Of preparing "posset, when, speaking
OF the king s guards, he says. Il have
drugged their possets. Another
~favorite drink Of the common people
was called lambs wool. 1t consisted
of ale and roasted apples worked TO a
smooth mixture. Wine used at we'd
dings was .sftss- favored by placing
"sops, the flowers now known a. pinks,
into il.
, 1885-06-19
Tile Couatry Bay.

The country boy or girl is face to face
with practical realities lie sees how
slowly money is made oh the farm. he Is
tnught from youth up the need Of econ
omy, he has the nature Of saving first eN
planned to him ever day in the week he
is not exposed TO the temptation Of ,he
saloon, OF the ball room. and he l. not
tempted so much TO be 4 ladyis man hc.
fore he has occasion. TO use a razor on hii
downy cheeks. lie may be u trihc rude.
he may moi feel easy in company. hut in
the long. closely contested race Of life. II
is the chap that trudgcs to school hure.
footed in summer, and in stogies 10 HE
winter. whose mother cuts his hair with
the sheep shears. that leads the chap that
goes 10 the city school, with the starched
shirt front and fancy slippers. and whose
head is shaved with the lawn mower in
barber shops Such has heen our obscr-
vation. and We think we know what We
nfc talking about
, 1885-06-19
REFORMING THE POLICE
Roller skate, To he Worn while on Daty
A Prominent Chemists Suggestion

a Prominent Chemists Suggestion
New York 1Imes1
1t has recently been proposed that
the police should DO provided with
roller skates, to bc worn when on duty.
Tho advocates of this scheme maintain
that a policeman could skate over the
sidewalk much faster than n burglar or
cashier could run, and could thus easily
Overtake a flying criminal Also, the
skating policeman who should notice a
fight in progress a block or two from
HIM could arrive on the scene in time
to prevent q murder and 10 make an
arrest.
OF course if the policemen were
mounted on skates they would be treated
as mounted troops and instructed in
the calvary drill. \ charge by platoon
Of skating policemen would be an i'm
posing sight, but it might not strike
terror into a mob. All the latter would
have to do would bs to throw q few
sticks on the pavement in front
of the advancing column in order
TO enjoy the pleasing spectacle Of
n whole platoon Of policemen sud
denly standing on their heads. The
CUTTERS would also constitute an insuper
able obstacle to rapid movement on
skates, for no policeman could cross u
street without coming to \ full halt and
carefully picking his way over the gut
tiers. As to the claim that a skating
policeman would arrive rapidly at the
scene Of a street fight, it is based upon
n total misunderstanding of the nature
of a patrolman 5 duties. He is not ex-
pected to assist in creating disorder by
mixing himself up in a street fight. but
to wait until the fight is over, and then
TO arrest any helpless survivor who has
been stabbed, shot or beaten.
The roller skate suggestion is vastly
inferior in merit to that more re
Gently made by a prominent chemist.
This truly able man proposes to supply
the force with India rubber waisteoats.
filled with hydrogen gas. 4 policeman
thus equipped would, to n certain extent
triumph over the law of gravity. He
would be so light that he could run with
amazing swiftness. His progress while
running would be a series Of bounds.
He would strike the pavement, say three
times only while running the
length of an ordinary block.
and each time the rebound would
carry him at least fifty feet forward, ut
III a'ciaBt HelBn VI SIX ltet hpofe tHe
ground. No runaway criminal could
possibly escape an officer thus equipped,
and the patrolman would find the duty
of walking over his teat so easy that he
would never be compelled to lean against
It lamp-post or TO rest himself on a
doorstep. In case he was wanted to
enter a house, the door of which should
be locked, he could readily leap from
the pavement into a second story win
dow; in case of charging "a mob, A
platoon of policemen would spring into
the air and descend on the heads Of the
mob with Il force that would be ~irresist
lille
, 1885-06-19

--TT TTWT- ~ VWT0TTT7C-
Nature is as remorselcss in dealing with
men ms with tho beasts Of the field Their
is nothing kindly in her treatment II
any Of her laws are Violated the penalty
falls upon the offender, often with ten
fold force upon the heads of his children.
The man who regards himself ~ a ma
chine calculated 10 do a certain amount
Of work In the course OF tho year. with
no more rest than ia given 10 q bit Of
mechanism. is sure to reap the fruits Of
his folly II may come In great weari
ness of life which leads TO suicide. or IN
impaired strength. which is a bitter carl
caturc of his former feverish energy. OF
in the total collapse of the whole system
perhaps the most melancholy fate of oil
n this world.
, 1885-06-19

Each police officer in Barcelona is
provided with a revolver and a set OF
skeleton keys with which he can obtain
access to any house in the city. lie
carries also a kind Of spear, and it is a
quaint sight to see an officer thus
equipped walking about the streets sing
ing at the top Of his voice, which he
does every quarter Of an hour all
through the night, to to the
good people of Barcelona what time it
is. and also what kind Of weather it is,
making il clear that the custom is a
relic of times gone by, when clock and
barometer were unknown.
, 1885-06-19

Manufactured only by the California
Fig Syrup Co. San Francisco Cal, is
Nature Own Ture Laxative. This plea
sent liquid fruit remedy may be had Of
Hunt & Whipple druggists. Sample bot
ties free and large bottles at fifty cents or
one dollar. 1t Is the most pleasant,
prompt and effective remedy known, to
cleanse tho system, to act on the Liver,
Kidneys and Bowch gently yetthoroughly;
to dispel HEADACHES, Colds and Fevers; to
cure Constipation, Indigestion and kind
rcd ills. For sale by w. N. Hunt.
, 1885-06-19
BLACK EYES AND Blue CHINA.

Translated from lLr Bostones..l
Her e~ye-glass sparkles lika a star.
Her bangs cnress the passing breezs;
Her cultured fancy roams afar
In search OF something japanese
With rose and lily duly fraught.
ii r girlish cheeks are fair to view;
Her mind Is the inquiring sort
Her blood and china deeply blue.
With learned skill and antique rage.
Sire reads the secrets quantity hid
Beneath the gathered dust OF age
On obeli-k and pyramid.
When ! prepare To write mt ease.
Beguiling thoughts OF her arise;
Her fairy footprints cross my rs.
Her heeting dimples dot my Is.
With such bewitching eyes OF jet
And parted lips that strangely please.
She well would suit my cabinet.
As something from the Bostone5e &c.
, 1885-06-19

You are allowed a ire frldl II Mirfl
days of the use of DIR. Dyes Celebrated
Noltaic Belt with Electric Suspensory Ap.
planes for the speedy relief and perma.
nent cure Of nervous debility, loss Of vi,
tality and manhood, and all kindred
troubles, Also. for many other diseases.
Complete restoration 10 health. yigor and
manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred.
Illustrated pamphlet, with full informa.
ton. terms. etc, mailed free by addressing
Noltaic Belt Co., Marshall. Mich.
, 1885-06-19
a War Correspondent. Opinion.

In the courso OF a magazine article on
Gen. Wolseley, Archibald Forbes says
that in the last thirty years there have
been only two heaven born soldiers
stopewall Jackson and Skobelefi
sheridan and Prince Frederick Charlie,
have Appropriated TO the character.
Among exceptionally able soldiers he
names Lee, Grant and Sherman Ia
the born soldiers might be added
Gen. Albert sydney johnson and Gen.
MCPHERSON, who were both promaturely
cut OF without opportunities for ful.
6iling their great promise.
Pope Fame negsr made US lie down
contentedly on a death bed.
, 1885-06-19

All travellers stopping for 4 time il
Cheyenne can find the best accommoda,
tons in the city at the Western Hotel on
Fifteenth street The location is agreea.
bic and convenient, rooms pleasant and
newly furnished. meals the best a first
class cook ran prepare from the finest
materials in the market, walters who I'M
derstand their business, tha bes1 liquor.
and cigars in the bar room are among the
many attractions of this popular house.
HERMAN KMNH, proprietor.
, 1885-06-19

Ibetffi rec lfta
\ Tiger suddenly Appeared before a
Peasant m day, and asked for a Ger
tiicate Of Character, Explaining that
he Desired 1t to help him better his
Fortunes.
But what can | say Good Of youf'
Protested the Peasant.
why, man, I've had dozen Chances
to Lown your whole Family, but have
never even bitten one
Moral-We don't know how Thankful
we ought 10 be to the Burglars who
don't Burgle.
, 1885-06-19

And the old folks laugh when they find
that the pleasant liquid fruit remedy Syr-
up of Figs il more easily taken and more
beneficial in its action than bitter nauseous
medicines. Ii strengthens the liver, kid
neys, stomach and bowels while Il arouses
them 10 a healthy activity. For sale by
W. n. HrNT.
, 1885-06-19

The $3.50 which the manuscript OF
Tam O'Shanter' brought at a recent
auction sale was ore money than the
author OF It possessed at any one time
in his life.
, 1885-06-19
For fine watch repairing,
DAVID MILLER. Idelman block.


Persons desiring pure Lake MshapaIuta
ice should leave orders at Christ Mauss
baker. 3lY Ferguson street, or with the
undersigned. SLOAN h Co.
, 1885-06-19

The largest stock nj hne ~bnndies, old
WHISTLES. choice iiqneurs and superine
cigars at George Masten's well known
house, corner Sixteenth and Ferguson
, 1885-06-19

A SILVER City paper has a department
headed Silver Brevities.' They are
what are known on the Pacific coast ms
"Short Bits.
, 1885-06-19

A recent invention for the use OF elec.
tricians is square wire, which Is claimed
10 be, not only mechanically bnl cleo-
trically, better than round wIrA.
, 1885-06-19

President CLEVELAND takes pride in
paying his fare when he rides on railroads.
- Erchatge. Well, why shouldn't he?
lie is no; an editor.
, 1885-06-19

Ir turns out that Miss Maekcy- hus-
band is not n prince after all. so much
the better for Miss Mackey, however,