New-York tribune., 1885-10-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

william K. Uarper. Ph D. has established a corre-
snondence school OF Hebrew at Morgan Park ILL., 1t Is
especially intended for cergymen who WISH 10 gam soo
knowledge of Hebrew but who have neither the time nor
tho means 20 to theological institution ana cDtah
oral instruction.
yriads OF squirrels crossing the Mississippi to the
Arkansas shore, the tract Of their lsratlOh
below Memphis and extending some twenty miles down
river similar phenomenon was hOuceu III 1917
philadelphia Record.
An examination of the nayies oiEuropeI'eems to dis
close the fact that England nighcope with any other
naval combination OF tho European nations. EnGlana
has bult ard building, fortysix war-ships OF about
$4,000 tons, against forty fonr ships Of 3loOOo Ior
France aud Italy; fortyfyo ships Of 100000 tons for
France aud Germany; and forty four ships Of 3lS'oOO
tons for France aud Russia. And this without count
Ing those feet Atlantic luerS available for fighting
cruisers IN the event Of war;
The ball and bat are put away,
For chill NogeMncr's near;
And now the clubs have time to brag
' -lBoston Courier
Let the gods have the heavens. but let us have the
earth" ho Colonel Robert s. ngerso exclaimed Ia9se
wanted the earth will feel that they have not lived
alto gethcr in vain. The COluncls gcueroSl'y III ewing
up may be IN part accounted Tor Dy Tue aet
that his interests up way supposed 10 b. pretty
heavily encumbered with mortgages anyhoW'-tDetro'
journal
London increases it's population by 10000 every year
II has 900 ships and 10000 sailors in its port every
day Its shops and liquor saloons would If place
side by side, form "A row seventy eight miles long
Tirtyelvht thousand drunkarls brought before It's
magistrates every year. and every Sunday seventy miles
Of open shops invite the purchaser to enter
FERDINAND WARDS SOLO.
A la KOKo.
Taken from the County Jail
BY set OF curious chances;
Sent TO the Tombs without bail
Uadcr grievous circumstances
There's no cscapc-Pd surely fail;
Well know how sharp laws lance Is.
How low I've sunk from heights few scale
Even by weary dances.
Surely never had male.
On whom fortune cast such glances,
SO lugubrious tale
1t surpasses all romances!
william Shakespeare has been appointed postmaster
man named Bacon will up and claim that the APP
pontncnt was intended for m.-!Chcdgo Journal
Some enemy Of Chicago has started the report that
paper is published in that city called The Red Dera
The shutters just being put on tho outside OF
tho Iyceuin when Kube RatlOus shutlled in
IollO Rube." exclaimed 81 slipshod " DID ye near
anything from Grove. yet !" . -
:; Thunder no. Grove seems TO be undifrent to my
appeals ri fix him. though. have gone tsw my last
The party can 20 under and GroveLe 20 Win
Then sposo that five dollars o. mino goes under
Aud fric ndshlp In glass tumbers was linOlDei az
Ru1o's EXPENSE Hartford Post.
THE RESULT OF FAULT-FGNDING.
Cierciaud 10 Lamont
Well Dan, Ohn's gone, hear.
Against the Democrats. this year;
Poor lIOadly called for liquor
And. some way In tho dickcr,
lie got, iLstead OF II, a bier
And worst of all things else. SEQ
Some Democrats are blaming me-
Because they want an Office
And find the wcll-tilled trough Is
Too high to reach it easily.
We don't deserve this treatment Ill;
Won INT the trough up higher still,
And teach those fellows fumiug
Their error IN assuming
That they can hurry up the mill.
columbus Dispatch.
The Salvation Army in India have concluded not to 20
into the rocuso business and shouting louder than
ever They claim be making many converts among The
natives.
Prohibition Is making great strides in Canada under
the local option act, which leaves the matter TO the
counties FOrty-nnc counties have adopted the prOvi
sons the act. which remain IN force until repealed by
"A formal V0o, and no effort 10 repeal has succo iod
Complaints of made. but not by the
wholesale quor-caer- who admit that their business
is sunering-l -lSpringheld Union.