New-York tribune., 1885-09-18
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

According to The London Times the principal occupa-
ton OF United States Ministers the Court of St. James
Is to edlfy, stimulate ana the English people.
Wouldn't few barrels of Kentucky whskey have the
effect Z
Inspector Byrnes TO be able to give Scotland
Yard several points the detection of dynamiters
As yesterday afternoons train pulled out OF Meckg
and was getting under good hesdway man appeared
alongside the wildly waving his aud shout
passenger aboard who was left behind sgnaied halt
and the u ain to standstll and waited for the
With another man On the platform Of the rear car babe
him good by turned around and started back 10 tie
Meckling station: Tint was all he wanted There
incident. and Conductor Jackson sweled with
cmoton.-l Yankton Oak Press.
Parochial redistribution would be in order in
London -Four churches that city, seating altogether
1sO0 people have n the attendance Of only
22O, OF whom eighty-eight are officials.
We met, twas at a ball,
And he looked an Adonis;
gaze and In o trice,
My FOND heart his alone Is
think, as him Wow,
lie the man or all men Is
III thus think no more,
Thou'rt the cause, o, lawn-teAnis.
We meet to play game,
He In tennis attire Is;
/ now in that shape
There curve to admire il
His stalwaIt form Is gone,
And he like plucked hen Is.
o, thou hast been the cause
or my anguish, lawn-tonnis!
-lBoston Gazette.
The citizens OF Brandon, Vt are the victims OF q
peculiar species Of outrage. II Is said that whenever
visitor arrives in that pretty village. and asks
him what he thinks of Brandon he invariably answers:
a Is my brand on it," Recently visitor failed to
give this stercoyped and the citizens are think
ing Of erecting statue In his honor.
"Thems my sentiments" no said, pointing at banner
In the labor procession
" What sentiments e
" Down with prison labor"
:" Ah you are workIngman, are you"
indicted you er."-lChicago News.
Commenting on the libel suit brought against The
Kingston Freeman that paper says: We would remind
the gentlemen that Democratic speculative lawsuits
have proved not very profitable heretofore. The cec
hrned Kraft suit came suddenly 10 grief Ex-senator
Fowlers famous suit camc to an ignomuiOus end Aud
the FredcnDurgh speculative suit for $4,000.
which Is the exact amount that every mpecunlOus spec
uatOT and lawyer wants 10 get when he attacks tn
Freeman In regard to the charge 1t is absou oily false
The Kingston Freeman has printed circulated any
such documents The Freeman regards the whole scheme
~ an attempt 10 tort money. and 1t wishes distinctly
to uform the parties interested that it submits TO
blackmail. or compromises speculative laws,lts."
Full soon the maiden forth will so
Through autumn fields TO roam.
TO gather parii-cclored leaves,
And bear them To her home
HOnr after hour she'll pick them up,
Until she woary grows.
And In her back there rOLes % creak,
And wnd-nppcd - her nose
Then she the leaves Will press between
The pages Of some book,
AMI at them, frOm that time hencefOrtn,
Will never take "A look.
-lBoston Gazette
"who "a proprietor OF The Ne,g York Tines"
"Grorgc Jones'"
'Is George Jones n Christian
"Ie is Christian to his back hail. lie Is ahcal OF ali
professors"
Does he keep the golden rulol Does hc love his
niesr'
"oh he Is way ahead of the golden rule"
How is thatT
why ho not only loves his enemies. but he hates his
friends
on the buletn-bOarl Of The Nation the annex OF The
EVs,ig Poi Is tho following perennial sentence The
highest literary authority in this country As this Is
the Only bit Of humOr found In The Nation, 1t Is
mistake TO give II to the public for nothing"