Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-24
BRIGHT BITS.

MICHIGAN MAN has eighteen unmarried
daughters, and has sunk his fortune in front
gates.-80ston Post.
"ARoTHER TRUNK TRAGEDY" remarked
fogg IN alluslon to the youns woman encased
In extra tght-fitting cOrsets.-BoSton Tran
scriDt
ISAAC wATERwINE being the name of a
Topeka, Kan, dairyman, his neighbOrs mali
clously allude to him as 81 Watermlne.
EcchaR0e.
SAY, c'nduct'r, IL you hic) turn thish seat
over?' what do you want the seat turned
tort' Got carried by my station. Want .
GIT back. "-Chtcago Ne1os.
SHERRY Zip is recommended IN cases of sea
sickness. The advantage of it IS that the
sherry tastes just rs good coming up as 1t
does going down.-Lo9oeN Times.
shall play this pretty German waltz for
your she asked, AS she ran her fairy fingers
over the ivory keys $40, thank YOU" he re-
Piled; play an Americ IN air. do not un-
uerstand German. "-B0ston Courier.
LITTLE BOY, beware! The good. kind lady
VINO gives you gingerbread to-day, when you
come over to play with her little boys and
girls, may be your mother law some day
IN the rosy future Cincinnati Merchant
Irageler.
4 SOCIETY PAPER, in describing the order
IN winch bridal party passed down the
church aisle, says: The BRIDE walked on the
arm Of her father" This may be all right, but
1t seems to us that church was hardly the
place for her to display her acrobatie accom-
plishments.-Ch icdGO Rambler.
IT IS SAID that Western girls have stronger
voices than those OF the East. But when an
Eastern woman calls "you, John Henry"
preparatory to the kiudling of the morning
brands on the family hcarth-tone, IL is evil
dent that she has voice sufficiently strong
to be distinctly understood. YOnkers States
man.
WHATEVER Philadelphia may think of the
degeneraey of the American pie, the Preei-
dent, who has just ordered for the White
House SIX dozen PIE plates from Corning. Is
evidently preparing to force civil service re-
form down the throats OF Western Congress
men at the point of the knife.-PhiLGdelphia
Nesos.
The gallant little Yankee yacht,
For the Genesta made il hacht;
Whatever wind fell 10 her lacht,
Or strong, or light, it mattered nacht;
she, past her rival always shaeht,
And so, the cup, we still have gacht.
Boston Gazette.
FREE For ALL wHOaHAvE GALL
This gubernatorial race
Is a sort of free for all
w mere every one wants the first place
And nObOdy's chances are small.
sing hey, sing no, for the candidate
Who is backed by a wealthy syndicate
And lot OF personal gall!
-Nel0 York journal.
with Chauncey NJ. Depew and Judge Robert
son at the Grand Central depot yesterday, he
remarked incidentally that he was going to
Jefferson county on Wednesday.
w hat are YOU going there for?' was asked
we'll" he sand. There is going to be an
agricultural fair IN a little village up there
and the managers have hired young woman
to so IN In balloon. She is expected to draw
a crowd. and they thought they ought to get
some one to TAX To the crowd. They sent for
me."-NeaU York Sun.
THE MAGIC NAME
Twill be Puritan this and Puritan that
And Puritan ali The way thr ugh,
The Puritan suit and the Puritan hat
And The Puritan necktie, too.
the Puritan bonnet the Puritan cloak.
And also tn Puritan car;
The Puritan brand of tobacco well smoke
And The Puritan native cigar.
The Puritan stove, the Puritan toy,
The Puritan horse, and last,
Wen give the name to the college boy
Whene'er he's inclined to be fast.
Boston Courier.