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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-15
LOVES CRUCIAL TEST.
An Angel Until She Began Pooling Aroun
the Flour Barrel.

AN anger Until she Began Pooling Arount
the Flour Barrel.
"Oh. Herbert, dear, you do not Low,
me! know it, and the thought vii
kill mer'
"But Madge-"
"Why didn't die before I found il
outp Oh, why didn't die two month.
ago-yes. before We were married?'
But. Madgie, dear"
Don't say that, Herbie, for you
don't mean it; i know you. don't. Oh
oh! boo-hoor'
Wont you hear me. Madge? -
"Oh. HERBERT Boo-hool"
"Madgie-"
"Boo-heor'
Precious, what is the matter?"
You don't love me any more, Her.
bic! Oh, know you don'tr'
Yes. l do, darling; better than
ever"
mo you don't, Herbiei no. you
don't"
"Yes, I do, sweet; honor bright
dor
Mono; no-nOrr
What put that silly notion into your
head, little grip"
Il can tell Herbiei I've noticed
you, and / see that you don't love me
one bit any more! OH oh! Boo
hoor'
What does this mean, darling?
What have Idone, and what have you
seen that troubles you so? Tell me. at
once. or I'll 90 distracted, too"
''Oh, Herbiel I've watched you-boo-
hoor
Watched mel Good heavens!
Madgiel What does this mean? What
are you saying? Speak at once-this
suspense is tortured
.Oh, Herbie! You-you-you-"
what is it. Madgie? In heavens
name, speak, before lose INV senses
Out with it! What have / done?"
''Oh. HerbieE You don't-you
don't"
Don't what. darling? For the sake
of all that's precious. tell me without
losing another minute"
You don't eat my bread any more
Herbie! I've watched YOU. and you
haven't even tasted il for two whole
days; and l worked so hard TO make it,
toor'
Heavens, child! Do you want me
to commit suic de?"
Mono, Herbie; but if you loved
me. L know you'd eat my bread"
Love you, Madgie! love you a.
the growing plant does the sunlight
Is water does its level-but life i sweet
to me, dearest, and | havn't the cOur-
age to take such awful chances. Yes,
darling. love you with feryor that is
frantic; with a passion that is MADNESS
without you; but 1 can't 90 Jour bread.
nv dear. and chance the consequences.
Let US put it where the neighbors' cat:
can find it. and patrOnize the baker
from this time on, and we can be ever
so happy. You're an angel Madgie,
tiliyou get to fOoling around -four bar
rel. Don't do it any more. darling,
and YOU Ii ALWAYS be . cherub."
but can't throw il away. Herbie.
It's the first / ever made. and | hayn't
the heart to do il. / know YOU don't
love me. or YOU d eat it OH shat account
boo. lfour'
well. there. sis-don't ooo-hoo any
more. and III eat it if it kills me; and
feel dead sure it will. But if l out
live tbs loaf. please don't try it again.
if you love me. Chicago Ledger.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-15

Take the BAZoo.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-15
ELY'S
CREAM BALM

Cleanses the head
allays inhamma.
ton. heals sores.
rest lres the sense
of taste, hearing
and SIN ell. A
quick relief. 4
positive cure.
Cresm Balm has
gained an enviabls
reput alton, d is.
placing all other
preparations. A
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-15

Its all well enough to talk about
Its being philosophical to laugh at the
trials and tribulations of life" said the
Mule Editor. looking up from an arti-
Gle on the Spring Fashions. at which
he was at work. ''But I think a man
who splits his sides with laughter is a
little cracked. Boston Transcript.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-15
"BUCHU-PAIBA."

Quick, complete cure, all Kidnay, Blad.
der and Urinary use sc, Scalding, ITrita-
ton, Stone, Gravel, Catarrh OF the bladder.
81. Druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-15

par icIe IS applied INTO each nOstril no
pain; agreeable to use. Price SOC by mail
or at druggists Send for circular. ELY
BROTHERS, Druggists, Owego. \. Y.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-15
The Mirror

is no flatterer. Would you
make it tell a sweeter tale2
Magnolia Balm is the charm
er that almost cheats the
looking-glass.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21
VARIETIES.

An Irish drummer who now and
then INDUCED in Q noggin of poteen
was accosted by the reviewing gen.
eral !: What makes your nose 30
red 2" "Plaze yer honor" replied
Pat, II always blush when / speak
to general officer"
"What is your business here ~
asked an irate beauty of an Irish SER
want, whom she found at her door
"To answer the bellies. marm." said
the ready Hibernian. with look of
respectful admiration, which won
him smile and quarter.
A lady got to laughing over some
amusing incident, and could not stop.
Finally doctor was called in and he
could not quiet her, and she might
have died laughing IL telegram had
not arrived just then saying that her
husbands mother was coming on
short visit.
If the times are hard stop your
paper, but do not shorten your allow
ance for whisky or tobacco. A good
paper in family is great comfort
to the wife and children, but that is
no reason why you should provide
them with weekly luxury at the ex.
pense of daily necessity.
A young woman tried to be aristo-
cratic, and did not look at the money
that she gave the horse car conduc-
tor, but be meekly gave back the loz-
enge, on which was written, "I'll
never cease to love thee" aud said
that be was an orphan with five little
brothers to support, and must be ex.
cused.
"No ma'am !" exclaimed the pro-
voked young man to 9 young lady,
who, on the refusal of her favorite,
had asked him to accompany her to
party. Il don't play second fiddle to
an one" mo one asked you to play
secold fiddle" replied the girl, With
q smile. Il only asked you to be my
beauu
The man who boasts that be never
lost an hours sleep on account of o
woman; who swears he never sent
valentine or penned love-letter;
spent months salary ia 'scorting
bis sweetheart, or made an eternal
fool of himself generally on account Of
pair of eyes or pretty mouth, b
the kind of chap who would pawn his
mothers wedding ring.
A preacher says: mo man ought
to associate with his interiors bot
always with bis superiors." Itseems
to us this must be pretty hard to do,
unless this rule doesn't apply to su-
periors.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21
An Excellent Hint.

The way to keep money is to earn
it fairly and honestly. Money 30 OBJ
tanned is pretty certain to abide By
its possessor. But money that is in-
herited, or that in any way comes
without fair and just equivalent, Is
almost as certain to 60 as it came
The young man who begins by saw
ing few shiIlings, and thriftily In
creases bis store every coin being
the representative of good, solid work
honestly and manfully done stands
better chance to spend the last half
Of lite in atfiuence than be who, il bis
haste to become rich, obtains money
by dashiDg speculations, or the devi-
Gus means which abound in the fog
gy region lying between fair dealing
and actual fraud. Amongst The wis
est aud most thrifty men Of wealth,
the concurrent proverb is money
goes as money cOmes.n
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21
ANNAPOLIS MD, WEDNESDAY EVENING, OCTOBER q. 1885,



Storm overhanging
Darkens the plainl
Silence.most dismal
Burdens the brain.
The wind that passes
Over the marsh
Sounds in the grasses
Sullen and harsh.
Down thro' the darkness
Cutting its way,
Cleans from the heavens
One single ray.
There in the tempest.
Threatened with blight,
One simple flower
Sparkles with light
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21

Summer Shoes. have on hand. for
sale cheap, lot of Ladies' and children s
easy shoes and slippers for Summer wear.
VIM. e. Brooks, Main street. jy15 If.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21
Ear.marks Of . ProhIbltlonlsl.

Conductor" said 3 nervous pas
senger on al East bound train, "will
You be 80 kind as TO tell that man
from Kansas that bis whistling il an
noying to the other passeDgerss" 7"
"How do you know the man Is from
Kansas p
"Thnnder and blixen, what ques-
tion. Can't you see that he i whist
ling Little Brown Jug'l"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21
aeiv advertisements.
Special Notice.

We sciH insert in this column GdCerfise-
ments 0f Wants, For Rent, 70, Sale, Lost,
Found, de-, not erceeding four lines. One
Week, or less, for % Cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21

Estimates and plans furnished f3r
the latest architectural designs. st the
lowest cost. Alterations and improve
ments Of all Kinds made to conform 70
modern designed buildings. jns-H
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21

WANTED.-500 OYsTERMEN to call at
F. E. Stevens, on Prince, George street
and get their OYSTER RAKEs. The best in
the market. aug2l*
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21
Notice to TrespasserS,

T HEREBY notify all persons not to
j trespass on my farm near Best's Sta
tation, Il. and Z. Railroad, with dog or
gun, or otherwise, under penalsy of the
law. JOHN L. BENJAMIN.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-10-21
Notice to Trespassers.

TT HEREBY notify all persons to keep
i off my farm with dog and gun. or
otherwise, as / viii enforce the law
against all intruders found thereon.
TT. LINTHTCUM.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28

LAWYERS are the most trusted ard
distrUsted of men. They are the men
who make contracts and unmake them;
who give advice and sell counsel; who
make money out of trouble and make
trouble ont of moGey;who create estates
and iii. tribute them legally; who live
by loauing money and often subsist on
borrowed capital; who hear and con-
ceal marriage secrets, and later drag
out faded love letters in bitter divorces;
who are pleased and persuaded by the
lucky, but often 90 out of court branded
and dispraised by the side defeated
and. with one side always the loser,
and generally both, what wonder that
the slurS of character fall to the current
lot OF a lawyer!
Without the smiles of the merchants :
customers. he meets the frown of busi-
be saved or lost He must win the
victory or bear the blame forever The
lawyer is like the builder who knows
that. be it ever so perfect. the elaborate
house he has finished can never quite
suit the proprietor.
He carries the double burden for self
and client;is invited to win what others
have failed in,nrged to mend the broken
pieces of foolish contract, bound to
account for confessions in letters, asked
to replevin goods already secreted, to
attach the effects of a malicious mer-
chant, to unearth fraudulent elections,
to reclaim (eIcumbered) estates from
vexatious taN-tit.es. to keep one for
years in plenty by restored possessions
and broken wills-all by lawyers art
and eloquence.
He is fated from the start to uncer-
tainty. where clients exact no less than
absolute victory and long wish it rea-
sonable, while they know it is only prob
able. BY logic and argument, on the
theory of their client, with the facts
only partially stated. and that part
deeply shaded, they are to explain away
their defeat. if it come in the end, by a
TRADE on the perjury of opponents
witnesses and the depravity of human
nature.
Happy lawyers. They are men who
live SO easily. flourish so long on the
bounty of a grateful people, make the
laws and settle the titles. defend the
weak and enjoy the rich fruits of the
worlds praises and abuses, mingled
and cOmmingled in such rare harmony
that none can define where censure
ends and approval commences W.
DOHOral3, IN tie CUrTeHt.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28

Two men named Ed Kelly aud Charles
Riley were arrested yesterday, the former by
Officer Mills and the latter by Officer NyrtOl,
and locked up !or safe keeping. They are
thought to be bad characters as they act very
strangely aud want 10 get together 10 talk.
They tell different stories as to where they
came from and how they came. Kelly went
into Syman's pawn shop yesterday with an
overcoat and attempted TO pawn it. Mr.. Sy-
man suspected that all was not right and
called in officer Mills. Kelly claimed that be
had the coat made in Indianapolis and paid
So for il, but local merchant tailors TO whom
the coat was shown say it is not worth over
So, and that it is not a custom-ma6e coat.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28
PULPIr INNOUNCEMEN1S.
rogrammes for the Various Houses of
Worship on Sunday, March l-Mission-
AIRY and Song Seryices-Other Services.

Programmes for the Various Houses of
Worship on Sunday, March l-Mission-
airy and Song Services-Other Services.
Second English Lutheran-Ssbbath school
at 9:l5 a. m. Preaching at lO:45 a. m. by
the pastor, Rev. A. F.. Wagner. At 7:3O p.
m. public meeting of the W. Il. ( F. NJ. So
ciety, addressed by Mrs. Rev Shafler, for
mer missionary to Indis.
First rresbyterian-Corner Main and
Fisher. Preaching by the pastor AT II a. m.
and 7:30 p. IN. Sabbath school at 9:45.
Evangelistic services in the evening, with use
of Gospel Hymns" These services will be
held every evening of the week, except Sat-
urday, followed 10y communion. The public
cordially invited.
Seventh-Day misunderstanding every
Saturday at 10 A. N. and Sunday at 1880
p. m. All are invited.
Central N. E.-Sabbath school at a. m
The day will be observed as general thanks
giving day for the gracious revival now in
progress in the church, Tor the eighty per-
sons converted aud the sixty-six accesSons.
A sermon appropriate 10 the occasion will be
preached at 1890 a. m, by the pastor, Rev.
A. L. Leonard, D. D. A general thanksgiving
reunion at 2:3O D. N. Young peoples meet
ing at 6 80 p. M, and preaching by the pas
tor at 7:3O p. m. All are invited to attend.
Methodist Protestant-Oa Pleasant street.
Rev j. B. Walker, pastor. Services at
j 30 a. IN. Anniversary Of tie Womsns
Foreign Missionary at 7:3O p. m. Reports,
addresses, recitstions and music will be the
programme Sabbath school at a. N. Band
of Hope al p. N. A cordial welcome to all.
Wiley N. f.-Souh Center street, Rev.
Henry W. Tate, pastor. Services at 1880 a.
N. and p. m. Sunday school missionary
meeting at p. N. General class at p. m.
All are invited.
Freewill Baptist-Services in Clifton ave-
nue. church at I p. u. No morning service.
Sunday school at $50 a. NJ. All welcome.
First aptist-Sundly school at $50.
fr6aClluE III IOfO u IL huu .. r. py
Rev. Prof. c. L. Ehrenfeld, D. D. All are
cordially invited.
High Street NJ. E.-Rev. W. J. Coleman, of
Beaver Falls, Penn. will preach at II a m.
and Rev. J. F. Marlay, the pastor, in the
evening at 7:3O. Evening subject "Ephraim
is a cake not turned" Young peoples meet
ing at 80 p. m. Sunday school at 80
m. All are cordially invited.
Second ptist-Rev. Wilton R. Boone,
pastor. Communion at IL a. N. Thanks
giving services of Solomon Temple Lodge
1898. G. Z. Q. of o. F. at 2 p m. Preaching
at 7:3O p. m. by the pastor. All are well
come.
Congregational. - Sunday school at $50
a. m. Communion service at l. .. m. and
reception u: new members. Preaching by the
pastor, Rev. VIM. H. Warren at 7:30 p. m.
Young peoples meeting at p. m.
Lagonda Avenue Chapel-Sabba;h school
at 2:3O p. m. Preaching at p. IN. by Rev.
Vim. E. Fay.
United Presbyteriau-Sabbath school at
$3.50 .. M. Psachips by the pastor, Rev.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28

Messrs John and James McI.aren, two ex-
perienced and enterprislrg dry goods uep, Of
Buffalo, \. Y, have leased the two large store
rooms in the Bowman block, Limestone street,
now occupied by SpsuldiIg. Mordock &
Held, and the other by C, F. Cost, and will
Immediately convert them iato ore commo-
drous apar;men. for an extensive dry goods
store. Tney will 90 business under the finn
name of John McLaren & Bro. The estab-
lisliment will be legiumately branch OF the
great house OF Barnes, Hengerer X Co, But
falo, whose business last year amounted to
something over s., 600, 900, and will have the
full credit of that firm ia the markets OF the
East. Mr.. john McLacen, very courteous
gentleman, is now in the city. The new
store will lie open for trade about April All.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28
s.nusement-.

Salsbury's TrJubaiours at The Gsand to-
night in "Thr Of a Kind" AMI wealth OF
fun.
The Galley Sl,ve" al Black, tonight 10y a
superb company.
Beginning next Monday evening the VIII
bur Dramatic Company will appear at Blacks
in Eve nights ergaE emeat at popular low
prices.
Mr.. Geo. C. Min is billed for next Tuesday
and Wednesday evenings and Wednesday
matinee at the Grand. Tuesday evening,
"McBeth;' Wednesday matinee, "Romee and
Juliet" and Wednesday ,vening, "G,hello,
with Min as l5go.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28
Wellington Before the Peninsular
Wur

He (the Duke) seemed to lapse in a
kind of reverie, and remained silent so
long that l asked him what he was
thinking of. He replied, why, to say
the truth. am thinking OF the French
that | am going to fight. | have not
seen them sine. the campaign in Fland-
ers when they we're capital soldiers.
and dozen years of victory under
Buonaparte must have made them bet
ter still. They have besides it seems, a
new system of strategy, which has
out manGuvred and overwhelmed all
the armies of Europe. 'Tis enough to
make one thoughtful; but. no matter;
my die is cast; they may overwhelm
me. but | don't think they will out
manpuvre me. First. because | am not
afraid of them, as everybody else seems
to be; and, secondly, because, if what /
hear of their system of manGuvres be
true, | think it false one as against
steady troops. | suspect all the Con-
tinental armies were more than beaten
before the battle began. |. at least,
will not be frightened beforehand. -
The Croker PdperS. JENNINGS.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28
Getting Down To Hard-Pan,

They were talking about hard times
and the general disinclination to buy
large stocks or heavy investments.
when bald-hcaded man edged into
the crowd and said:
Gentlemen, we have been living be-
yond our means, and we must get
down to hard-pan and begin over
again"
That may be all very true" replied
one of the others. but who will
begin?"
Il have already begun" said the
bald-head. Il was worth $4,000; |
bought $4,000 worth OF city lots and
started to build $4,000 mansion.
The result is that | am rght down to
bedrock and ready to begin anew. Do
any of you happen to know a good
opening for dancing master? Wall
street A9lrS
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28

Man seems planned for outdoor life
in a mild climate. with Just a leaf or
two of shelter for a rainy day. His
nature will bend for time to the con-
ventional burdens of an artificial civili-
zation, but replant him on first princi-
pies in the outdoor garden of life and
his recuperative forces will rebound
with the elastic energy of steel springs
relieved. Oar fashionable friends
would lose caste were they to use their
neighbours secondhand clothing, but
they will daily try to purify their own
blood with their neighbours second
hand or ten-times used breath, poisoned
as it always is. even when exhaled by
young and healthy persons. Man, in
common with other warm bloodcd
creatures, generates a surplus of heat
within his body. Outdoor sleepers find
that no matter how cold the surround
ing air may be. if dry, enough of the
outilowing heat may be damned back
and retained by suitable clothing to sus-
tain the vital functions in health and
comfort. Until domestic art can supply
our lungs with cool, first-mortgaged
air, in warm rooms, its yotarieS will
have an important problem to solve.
In the meantime out-campcrs and
hoyel dwellers will wear the best
aratcd blood in the land.-American
Home
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28

Owing to their liability TO make as favor
able terms as desired, the Jefferson Club has
abandoned the scheme OF attending the in
suguration of Cleveland 10 a body, and
those members who do attend Will do so in an
individual capacity, among them 10. and
Wm. Span 1enberger. One detachment left
tonight and others start tomorrow night.
Sheriff Baker and his son, Deputy Sheriff A.
J. Baker, and brother. Ad Baker, with ladies,
propose taking in the greatest Democratic
show on earth," aud are mCvinC ''on to
Washington"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28

Jos. Kyle, at IL a. N. and p. m. Com
muuion after morning service. A cordial wei
come to ell
The pastor, s. ". McCorkle, will preach
morning and evening at the United Brethren
Church, Lagonda. Other services al regular
hours.
Christ (E Episcopal )-Services on Sunday at
IL a. IN. and 1880 p. N. Sunday school at
9:45 a. m. In the evening the first OF the
series Of Sunday evening lectures during
Lent; subject, The History and Expediency
of the Use OF Forms of PRAYER Rev. John
7. Rose, Rector.
S. Paul NJ. E.-Sabhath school at 9 a. n.
Preaching at 1890 a. m. and at p. m 10y
the pastor, Rev. Henry Tuckley. All cor
daily invited.
Second Presby yterisn-Services in this church
at IL a. III. and 80 p. H., conducted by the
pastor, Vim. II. Webb. There will alo be
services on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
and Friday evenings, preparatory to COM
all.
First English LutheraD-Sabbath school
at a. III. Sermon at 1890 a. m. by Rev. J.
Il. Leipcr. Evening services at 7:30, con-
Quoted by the pastor. All are cordially in-
vited to attend.
Christian-Near southwest corner High and
Mechanic streets. Sabbath school at $50 a.
m. Preaching by Rev. T. NJ. McWhinney,
at IL q. m. and p. IN. All cordially in
vlled.
Trinity Baptist-Sundly school at s:45 a.
IN. Preaahing at II a. m. by pastor, Rev. ].
g. F,rnald, followed by the Lord supper. At
P. In. preaching by Rev. W. J. Coleman,
of the National Reform Association. All are
cordially invited.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28
The Better Kind Of Gossip.

1 say hate a malicious gossip. But
there is sort of gossip | like-the in
nocent, entertaining sort. who talks to
me when | care to hear, about people
whom his tattle does not harm. or
whose chat is too inclusive for personal
mention, or who refers to persons
whom he does not name, in a spirit of
criticism not severe enough to con-
!emn, but just enough to profit. You
see I'm Il tattler myself-by name
and think it no harm to indulge in
tittle-tattle of this impersonal kind oc-
casionally-growing more confidential.
let it be understood, as the talk grows
more pointed in application fault
such talk inclines to-and not offended
if my auditory turn aside at times a
little bored or may be more indignant.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-28

A large emory wheel in the department OF
the Lagonda shops devoted to the finishing
up of malleable iron castings, which, like ali
such machinery, is run at a very high speed,
burst yesterday afternoon, the pieces flying in
all directions. One of the largest struck the
wall OF the building tack OF the machine
and re6ounding struck a workman named
John Booth on the back of the head,
knocking him down senseless and cut
ting a long CASH in his scalp
TO the bone. lie was taken to
DR.. ]. W. Nelson's drug store, aud it was
at first thought the skull was fractured, but
further examination revealed that thus was
not the case The wound was dressed, and
Mr.. Booth will lie able TO go 10 work in a
day or two. Had the fragment OF the solid,
heavy wheel struck him where it did, before
first striking the wall, the doctor says lie
~nsver would have known whst huIt him; !"
. thak = 4 d, his escape is a fortunate one.
None other Of the men in the room were iu-