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Home items ana Topics.
All your own fault
you remain sick when You can

fyou remain sick WHEN You can
Got hop bitters that neyer-Fail.
The weakest woman, smallest child, and
sickest child can use hop bitters with safety and
great good.
Old men lettering around from rheumatism
kidney trouble, or any weakness will be made
almost new by usinghop bitters.
sg My wife and daughter were made healthy
by the use of hop bitters and ] recommend them
to my people.-Methodist Clergyman.
AK any good doctor If hop
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth!
Malarial fever, Ague and Biliousness, will
leave every neighborhood as soon as hop bltters
arrive.
"a My mother drove the paralysis and neu-
ralgia all out of her system with hop pitters."-
Ed. Oswego Sun.
ag-Keep the kidneys healthy with hop bitters
and you need not fear sickness"
Ice water is rendered harmless and more re-
freshing and revivlng with hop bitters IN each
draught
The yigor Of youth for the aged and infrm
(-"Attle change of life nothing equals
Hop Bitters to allay all troubles incident
1.-THE best periodical for ladies to take
monthly, and from which they will receive the
greatest benefit is hop bitters."
Mothers with sickly, f%retful, nursing chill
dren, will cure the children and benefit them
selves by taking hop bitters daily.
Thousands die annually from some form OF
kidney disease that might have been prevented
by a timely use of hop bitters.
Indigestion, weak. stomach, irregularities
of the bowels, cannot exist when hop bittera
are used.
A timely y y use of hop
Bitters will keep a whole family
In robust health q year at a little cost
To produce a real genuine sleep and child
like repose all night, AK a little hop bitters OF
retiring.
as None genuine without q bunch of green
Hops on the white label Shun all the vile
poisonous stuff with Hop or 'Hops' in their
name.
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An Offensive Breath

10 most distressing, not only to the person az
hicted if he have any pride, but to those with
whom he comes in contact 1t is a delicate
matter to speak OF, but it has parted not only
friends but lovers. Bad breath and Catarrh
are lnseparable. DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
cures the worst cases as thousands can testify.
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TAKE1 IN season DR.. Graves Heart Regulator,
time but strengthens tho hold Heart Disease
has on you; the Heart Regulator will give you
relief, thousands say SO. Free pamphlet Of F.
E. Ingalls,, Cambridge, Mass. sl.W per bottle.
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High Priced Butter.

Dairyman often wondor how their more IA
vored competitors get such high prices for
their butter the year round. 1t is by always
having a uniform gilt edge article. To put the
they use Wells, Richardson & Co.'S. Improved
Butter Color. Every butter maker can do the
same. Sold everywhere and warranted Of
harmless as salt, and perfect in operation.
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The news of Gen. Gordon's death, and OF the
hideous massacre of all persons in khartoum
who were suspected of any friendship for the
English or their cause. comes TO London as the
browning horror of the nightmare under which
HE British have been writhing for a week past.
Luckily the hustle and ssrade of probably the
greatest martial prep ions that this Gener.
alton has seen operate 10 distract the public
mind from prooding overmuch on the tragic
Nile catasti ophe. In military circles the ac.
tivity and excitement are immense. Outlying
regiments are coming in 10 form a heavy gar
rison which England, needs, or think she needs
at the present time and to replace the guardt
who are hastily preparing to embark fol
Suakim. The impending levy of volunteer
brings the fact of the ~vastness of the enterprise
home to the people and overshadows for TIE
nonent the khartoum shock.
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The public should note the fact that the only
proprietary medicine on earth that ever re-
ceived the supreme award of Gold Medal atthe
great international World Fair, Industrial Ex-
positions and State Fairs ls st Jacobs Oil. At
ter the most thorough and practical tests in
hospitals and elsewhere, it has universally tri-
umphed over all competitors. and been pro-
claimed by Judges and Jurors, including emf
nent physician % be the best pain-curing
remedy III exis n
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While q daughter Of Mrs. Elizs
Thomas, of Brooklyn, was cleaning ont
the pantry, she found an old teapot
which she threw with other trumpery
into the ash barrel on the street. later
in the day two Italians came along and
overhauling the barrel found the teapot.
Examining it. thy discovered that it con.
tanned about 1865 N gold, the hard earn.
ed money of Mrs. Thomas, who had put
it in a teapot for safe keeping. The
gold was recovered from the Italians.
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During the war, DR.. Lloyd, of Ohio, from ex-
posure contracted consumption. He says: 81
use of Aliens Lung Balsam that ! am now alive
and enjoying perfect health" Don't expert
ment with new and untried medicines. If you
have a cough or cold, take at once Aliens Lung
Re1aam
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Organic weakness or loss of pc wer in either
Sex, however induced, speedily and permanent
ly cured. Enclose three letter stamps for book
OF particulars. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
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Maid of Athens,

What is the difference between this noted
Lady and Carboline the great Hair Remover?
Ans.-Oue ID Maid of Athens and the other is
Made of Petroleum and both come from Grease.
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For NERVOUS p~RosTRAT1oN TAKE Aliens
Iron Tonic Bitters. All genuine bear the sigma
ture Of ]. 2. Allen, Druggist, st Paul, Mimi.
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ISRAEL FooTE. Cd. DID,
Iate) Rector of ST. Paul's Episcopal
Church. Rochester. n. Y.

reports from Dulka Island, about 70 miles
above Merawi that Earle's attack was well
planned and CALAMITY executed. 1t is expected
the effect will be to open the way TO Berbel
without further fighting. Earle was among the
for deep lament from every officer and man in
the force. He was killed ON the summit OF the
hill, behind which the enemy was posted. Al
almost the same time, Lieut. Col. Eyre was
killed. Tho English losses consist of Gen
Earle, Col. Eyre, Lieut.. Col. Coventry and nine
men of rank and file killed; four officers ant
twenty-one men were wounded. The English
intended to continue the advance along the riv
er by daylight to carry cut Wolseley's ~instruc
tions to Earle.
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QQNI EQRGEI

There is no narmity go oppressive and bur
densome to the human mind as that tired feel-
ing OF which so many complain on the ap-
proach OF serious disorders. h depression
and dependency of spirit attending this state
are immensurable. That constant drain that
Is taking from your system oil its former
elasticity, driving the bloom from your
checks; that continued strain upon your vital
forces, rendering you irritable and fretfui.
DON'T FORGET, all of these ailments can DO
easily removed and permanently cured, by
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Arbitrator Hiland fines the Northwestern for
breaking the agreement as to ticket commits
sions.
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BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHEs for Coughs
and Colds: "There is nothing to be compared
with them."-Rev. OIL Watkins, Walton, Ind.
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An explosion in a Nova Scotia colliery result
ed in the death of Thirteen Miners and the in
Jury of others.
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At Lansing, Mich, A fire destroyed the Huff.
man building, used as a bakery and restaurant
Loss, $4,000; insurance, $4,000
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Heatheu and a Preacher.

Once there was : mar running for
the Indiana Legislature, saysthe Hatch
ct. He was himself a heather, but
lis wife and daughters belonged to the
Baptist church. During the heat of
the canvass the pastor of the church to
which the wife and daughters belonged
came to the candidate and said: BROTH
er W., I have made up my mind to take
the stump for you" II wouldn't do
that" replied Brother w, earnestly;
you are a Baptist, and if the Methodists,
Presbvterians, and so on observe that
you are taking a great interest in my
election, they may get our and vote
against rue. This religious prejudice.
you know, is a very queer thing. Any
personal influence You may be able to
exert quietly, I shall be grateful for.
But be quiet about it, and don't, on any
provocation, make a speech" well,
then, Brother w." persisted the elder,
eff you won't let me make a speech, I
can at least preach a sermon in your
behalf from my pulpit?" NO, elder,
1 wouldn't do aver that, for the same
reason that I have just stated. Any
little personal influence, etc, will be
appreciated, but don't preach a sermon.
Now, Brother w." said the despair
ing preacher. ''as you won't have a
speech, and don't want a sermon, you
will at least permit me to pray for youl
~success?" Eyes, elder, you a pray
for ne. It may do good, and can't pos.
sibly do any harm. The Almighty does
not vote in this DISTRICT"
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At Huron, Kans., fire destroyed a number Of
stores. Loss, $50, 1000; insured. Half the town
was burned a few months ago.
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AT Rochester, N. Y, The Genesee brewery
was almost to.ally destroyed by fire. Loss,
SIPS, coo; insurance, $55,UU u
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Col. Morrow is to be reprimanded by the sec
rotary Of war.
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HOPS MATT BlTTERS

HA = ~ ~ AAU
Recommended by physicians. ministers and
nurses.
ter-s regularly in nv practice. -ROBERr
TURNER, N. D., Flat Rock, Mich.
TBitters OF your druggist we will send 1t,
expre $ paid, on receipt of reEu ar prico. 81
per bottle. We prefer that you buy it from
your druggist: but II no hAs not got It, do
order at once from US as directed, Do not
get Hops nxad MALI Hitters con.
founded with other inferior preparations of
similar name. Take nothing but Hops
nnd MALT Filters.
HOPS " MALT ITTERS CO., Detroit, Midi.
MOVES BROS & CUTLER, IVl,oIocoJo
MERELL 4 RYAN, - -
LYMAN ELIEL DRUG Co, AGENTS.
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49, Glticura
8 Wh ~ y POSITIVE CURE
- ssSEAR for every form of
81 X %S-yMANSa SKIN and BLOOD
t. M\S-BSSSah.g DISEASE
INN ~@N fRou
MNM PEBBLES 70 NReFvlA.

THCZEMA or Salt Rheum, with its ngonizIng itching
IL and burning instantly relieved by n warm BATH
with CUTIcURA SOAP and n single application of CUTI-
cuEA. the great skin Cure.
This, repeated daily. with two or three doses OF Cur
thu blood cool. the Precipitation pure and unirritating.
the bowels open, the liver and kidneys active, will
speedily cure Eczema letter, Ringworm, Psoriasis,
Lichcn, Pruritus, Scali Head, Dandrtif. and every
species of Itching. Scaly and Pimply Humors of the
Skin and Scalp. with Loss of Hair, when the best ply.
sicians and all known remedies fail.
CUTIcrRA REMEDIES areabsolutcly pure, and the only
infnllible Blood Purifiers and Skin Beautiicrs free from
poisonous ingredients.
Sold everywhere. Price, Cuticura, so cents. Soap, IS
cents, R~esoiycnt, 81. Prepared by PorTEn DRUG AND
CHEMICAL Co, RosToN, Mass.
aS-send for "dow to Cure Skin Diseases"
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Splendid

At Ownesboro, KY, R. Monarch & Co. g dis.
tillery was burned Loss, $4,000; insurance,
S60,UN.
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President Arthur received a unique
holiday gift from Victor Bogy Of Liege,
Belgium. The present is a gun. Uni
ted with a carved section of the stock,
cut in minute diamond pattern.
is an admirable design of inlaid
work in gold. The decorations of the
opposite sides represent different scenes
of the chase with stag and dogs, encir-
cled by a delicate floral bordering adapt
ed to the form of the plate. On the
lock is an harmonious design, with lit
tie leaves and stems. like straying
hairs Of gold. The double barrel is in
Damascene work of the most curious
sort, repeating the name Chester A.
Arthur innumerable times through the
script-like design. The name which is
thus wrought obliquely on the piece is
not distinguishable except by close in,
! RiAsctiOn.
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RUSSIAN FLAX SEED.

We have FOR ALE GENuINE RUSSIAN SEED
FLAX. Experience hns proven that Russian seed
yields fully FIFTY j CENT better than any other
variety ever sown in this country. Sow only the genu-
Inc Russian. We guarantee ours. Write for prices.
LINSEED OIL co, MINI.
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FoNIfTN53T-It' ~ l., VuIT' IL.
S1Rs: Acknowledging you favor duly
received, we would say: The best
proof we cen give you that the state
ments made by DIR. Henion are entire
ly true, and would not have been pub
lished unless strictly so, is the follow
ing testimonial from the best citizens OF
Rochester, and a card published by
Rev. DR.. Foote, which you are at liber-
ty to use if you wish.
H. II. WARNER & Co.
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TUIT'S HAIR DYE.

GLOSSY BLACK by q single application OF
tAds DYE. 1t imparts y NATURAL color, acts
instantaneously. Sold by Druggtsts, OF
sent by express or receipt OF 81.
ofTIce. a. Murray ST., New York.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24
MINNESOTA State FAIR.
Located at It's Permanent
Home, Tt Becomes a
Great Success.
Some of the Notable Exhibits
which the Recent EXPOSE
ton Called Forth.

Never was there better illustration
of the foresight of the people of st.
Paul, and the wisdom of the liberality
of the state legislature, than in the re-
cent Minnesota State Fair The city Of
st. Paul, having, with rare generosity
donated the State Fair association 200
acres of ground fully worth $500, 600,
the state with equally commendable
liberality, contributed 100000 more
for the erection OF buildings. The re-
suit was to give the Minnesota State
Fair a beautiful and permanent home,
and every resident OF the state who Wis
tied the recent exhibition, could not but
rejoice at the splendid results already
secured. There is, of course, much
yet to be done. but the ground work has
been laid for the finest fair grounds in
the entire country, Its buildings are Of
substantial, attractive and permanent
character. The grounds are ample for
all time and the means of reaching
them easy and expeditions. The result
was that in spite of the fact that there
were four rainy days out of the eight
the exhibition was open, the fair was a
success a fact due entirely to the per-
manency of the institution. Other
states are looking at Minnesota with
envy and talking of following hei ex-
ample.
OF course, there was so much to be
seen that was good, it is difficult to dis
criminate. and we shall only attempt to
note few of the exhibits
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24

A polar bear one day remarked to
his family a~ he stepped on, OF his ice
cabin. Well. ! must 90 aud hunt up
another survivor; there, nothing
left of the last one but the left flank
and a few oparc-rIb- They are getting
rather 9tingy down south. They don t
send lis enough survivors to make up
real swell dinners for Thanksgiving day
and Christmas.
After short walk the Polar Bear
found Il haif-~tarved Survivor sitting
ON chunk of ice, and lunching on 4
superannuatcd pair Of brogan shoes.
''Nell. YOU are a survivor OF the last
Arctic expedition, remarked the bear.
Now. YOU are come up here in order
10 be hunted up and advertised, but
You'll find that it can't be made to
nav. Won had >taid at home, YOU
could have had yourself hunted up by
stealing a mule. and You might have
advertised to your heart content
by running for office. Now this. Is a
poor country for sensible man to
settle in. II won't sprout black-eycs
peas and if YOU stay here you II be
patching a poor man. breaches
a long rs Won live | advise YOU to
90 home but | never give advice very
free You must pay for this, and |
shall now collect my fee. Then the
Polar Bear seized the Survivor, carried
him home. and ate him for suppe..
Moral: The intrinsic excellence of
good counsel often dignties its obscure
course. aud the Walrus aud the Polar
Be7r are perhaps intellectually com
petent to advise some of the North
pole pilgrims. Puck.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24

interesting discovery illustrating
the commerce and the luxury Of an
cient Rome has been made close to
Monte Te-taccio and the English Gem
etery. The whole Of the district to the
west Of the Aventine. outside the Porte
rrcccmino. was occupied by grana-
rie- and warehouses for the storage of
imports of all kinds Between the
northern side Of Monte Tc acci RI
the Tiber there still C colossal re-
mains Of the great emporium built by
Marcus Emijus LcpiduS and Emlilu~
Paulus nearly 200 years before the
Christian era. II the year 1865 con
siderable portion of Tire qUaYS was dis
covered, together with ome 600 blocks,
many Of them Of larg size. Of rare,
yariagatcd marbles OF I'll kinds. lying
lust where they were l;nl1d from the
gailcy~ which had brought them from
Numidia. the Grccjan Islands. and Asia
Minor fifteen centuries ago
Now in the course of the building
operations in this locality, two ware
houses have been discovered, one filled
with elephants tIsks and tie other
with Ientils 1t it curious to find such
products stored side By side; but as
bags Of lcntils were sometimes shipped
rs ballast. they may have served that
purpose The discovery would have
been very valuable one if. unfortu-
natelv. the ivory had not been much
decaycd. Rome CorreSpoHdeRce ~ Len
do Iimcs.R
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24
The ST. PanlRnbber Co.

Made grand display OF rubber goods at
the State Fair, and were awarded first pre-
miums in Rubber Betting, Packing, Hose,
Clothing, &c. Being the pioneer rubber COM
oany of the Northwest, esta blished 1877, and
it being the only rubber house in the state
nota branch ofan Eastern house-al par
ties interested in and identified with the
welfare of the Northwest, too well deserves
the patronage of the public. They carry in
stock the largest and most complete line Of
rubber goods of every kind and description.
They are the st. Paul agents forNew York
Betting and Packing Co.'S goods, also the
American Rubber Co., Boots and Shoes,
James Davis Betting Co, Leather Belt, and
their druggist sundry and toy Department.
business in itself Call and examine their
stock when in st. Paul. st. Paul Rubber
Co. 1o3 East Third ST., st. Paul Mimi. Only
Rubber house in st. Paul not branch Of
any Eastern concern.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24
Fine shoes and slippers.

In the main building is displayed the
largest and finest assortment of ladies' and
gents fine boots and shoes ever shown at
any state fair or exposition. At the request
of many dealers, Schliek 81 Co., 81 and 50
East Third street, St Paul, the leading
shoe house in St. Paul, entered to compete
against the world, and have succeeded in
manufacturing for the state fair, ladies'
and gents fine boots, shoes and slippers, in
all colors and shades of satins, silks and
feathers, in all styles and shapes; some
goods that cannot be equaled by any in this
section of the country. nor excelled by any
in the United States. They manufacture
as speciality gentlemens fine dress and
walking shoes, equal to any made in New
York or Paris, and at prices very much
lower than usually charged for first-class
goods Schlieb & Co store, 81 and 50 East
Third street, st. Paul, is so well known as
the finest shoe store in the state that all
visitors and others in search of good and
fine shoes should give them call. They
have been awarded first premiums on all
their goods. Send for catalogue.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24

of three cents a day. All of the work
is done inside of the prison, which con-
sists of a reservation 400 feet square,
staked off and surrounded by high
bamboo palings. The payer employed
in the manufacture of frecrackers is
made of bamboo film, and is without
doubt the strongest paper made.
Each cracker is filled, rolled, and
pasted by hand, and the nimble fingers
of the convicts finish them with
astonishing rapidity.
The powder is different from any
other made, and despite the fineness of
it is nevertheless equally as powerful
as our best blasting powder. When
ready for the market they are sent to
Hong Kong, from whence they are dis
tributed all over the world. In 1884
there were 500, 900 boxes of firecrackers
entered in this country. Each box
contained forty packages, and each
package from siXty-fonr to eighty
crackers. From this some idea of the
number of iirecrackers exploded In
Day may be gained.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24

Curiosity was on tiptoe. Three men
had caused eommotion, and yet there
was no need for the police. The place
was Twenty-secoud street and Broad
way; the hour half-past II. The horse
cars, packed by muscular conductors,
came to stanlstill, for wagons,
coupes, aud hansoms blocked the track,
while the drivers wildly waved their
hats and shouted Men laughed.
women smiled, the policeman on the
corner grinned officially. and two dudes
stretched their long thin necks above
their collars to see what was going on.
This is what occurred:
A drunken man staggered through
lane left for him by the passers-by, who
got out of his way; blind cripple sat
on the pavement grinding out bad
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1885-09-24
"Didn.t want to etchIt."

a gentleman who spent several years
teaching. gives the following account
of a teachers interview with boy of
about IA in a rural district. Other
teachers have probably had similar ex-
periences:
What is your name?"
''Sam.
'What is the rest of it?"
"Sam-yell."
''What is your surname?'
middle names Hozayer, >
"And the last?"
Jackson
jackson, then is the name of your
parents?"
mo, mum, it amt One of EN- is
named Willyum and t'other one Mary
Jane.
How old are you?"
dunno.
"What! A boy as large as you
doescn't know his age?"
''Yessum."
"A boy of your size ought to know
the exact year of his BIRTH
Il do know the year. >
''What year was it?'
Same year as my sister Harriet. "
"Indeed?'
"Yessum; re twins
81 want you to ask your mother how
old you are, and feline tomorrow.
''She dunno; she dunno nothin'
THAT is not very nice way to talk
about your mother"
''She don't keer. .
"Why doesen't she?'
''She's dead. >"
where do you lire2"
ITO home.
Where is your home?'
"Over yon." This with a jerk of his
head over his left shoulder.
Have you any hooks?'
mo, nom; dol need none. .
"Why not?"
I'm only in mya b alb 5. =
"Then you have never had any edu-
cational advantages.
Boy scratches his head and says:
mo, nom; no. that knows of. But
I've had airysiplas. If what you said
is worse nor that don want ter ketch
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