New-York tribune., 1885-09-17
THE talk or TIE DAY

THE talk or TIE DAP
That must have been funny sight IN the Chicago
wheat nit the other day. lot OF Indians who were
looking down on the boys" from the gallery OF the
room became so excited the pandemOnum that they
Immediately began a dance. The "bulls" and the
bcars" soon noticed them and started imt-
tation war dance the OOr and being Chicago men Oh
course beat the noble red men at their own game. IL
made the Indians tired how much the pale faces
knew about dancing, and they sadly and soienny
filed out OF tho gallery.
The Teras thristial Adrocsie has opened its columns
TO a FUN and free expression Of opinion concerning
the proposed change OF tho name ne Metonst Lp's
copa Church. south to " ihe Metnodi,s hppscopai ppep
Church In America Interest IN te queslion ueepens
"a the General Conference OF the southern Charcn ap
proachss. 1he rejection OF tle proposed name ns oee
Tor some time fOrcgOne conclusion In many quarters
however, the opinion prevails mat lhe opRosto ~ Iot
n,ted. More than two hunsrcd letters from as many
members o. the i've Conferences OF winch me 4e~S .A"
rO,ate Il official organ are priaei III tue hunoer
dated August 30 besides nunber OF letters iron e1
ins men Of tho other Conferences roc consensus OF
opinion In Southwest 70 he In favor 9t the re-
rufiou of the Old nane but IN the event OF change the
preferred name Il Episcopal MethodlsI-liHiau
Telegraph.
When the King OF Bavaria orders play the artists are
instructed to remain on the until the King leaves
the theatre. After a recent performance the leading
lady asked what would be consequence If she left
the St 90 without permission
"You would disturb His Malesty'' reflections"
81 would like to know what he's thinking about" said
the Lady.
Majesty is thinking that he can money from me
[, nav for thus rrpresen laton-but he cap'L"
Washington newspaper man. doing the reception OF
the Mexican editors. rode al day III cArrlaSc WIN
=, drpss S he supposed she was ignorant OF English.
Az tho carriage approached The capitol h9weVes. 1nS
ko received no answer. called his cheek &C. a:d hs
tongue and pointing TO the nog'o piI elSu'Ie1 ,Sn d
replied: "You bet your iiIo II s-l""'e'ouiE AMER
lean.
"G greatly admire the Americans. and l wish you
vould tell them So" sail Canon Farrar
Certainly" re sp3nded the reporter.
Thcv are the most wonderful people on tho face OF
the Garth would like them to know that that Is my
opinion"
Certainly"
81 sLal shortly go over and lecture to those dear
friends ot mine"
"Gritisl" asked the reporter
cat 81 q head" replied the Canon.
uurrah FOR the PurItln good old name;
Man OF boat, it is just the same.
stanch and saucy, tleau. complete.
Grip aud grit that can't be beat;
Going straight to righteous ends,
Fair to fees aud true to friends,
ocean boat rice-raoe Of life,
Never last In any strife,
Where true merit enters in
Where tic mghtiest forces win.
Fiircst country still is ours,
shamlng even Eugland's powers;
Truest still to God and man,
Guided by the Puritan.
rIurran for the Puritan good old namo;
Man or boat II IS ever the same.
ON the 1ith Of this month the American silver dollar
WAS one hundred years OF age. Tas may explain why
the silyor dollar Is worth only about 50 cents. 1t is
shrunken with age.
Bears are so numerous in Bakor County, Ga, that
farmers are compelled TO wayay and shoot them to pre-
vent their rayases on inc corn crop M "A ornsd and
surprise audacious ntrnders Soon large ienai9
hc brntes wero close upon him. negro took deliber
ate aim and with barrel OF his gun brought te old
taxing advantage their confusion he hastily reloaded
aud dispatched them both.-trroy Times
"TuE TRIBUNE is making too much noise about this
d,sinfecting business" growlel the Health 0hcor.
"Ycsl"
But the country is behind me- and the rags Will have
to he dlsinfected."
"Ycs I"
"And tho owners will have to pay 50 tan for 1t,
too"
"Idou't SEQ why they shoald when they can get 1t
done for dollar"
You don't noy" said the II. O. with awink, "but
vop could easily see it II you we're In ny shoes"
Even tho Canada smallpox epidemic is not an unmixed
evil Il has deferred influence upon the aequsitive
proclivties OF bank cashiers.
II Will he observed that the slaughter OF Jumbo occurs
lust when clam chowder gives place TO hash upon the
hotel menu month ago. as chowder, ho would have
been impracticable Now. as hash. ho is q bonanza
Irs mighty clear septembsr's here,
You bcti
For all around us signs so queer
Are met;
Young men now sport autumnal hats.
The girls are docking TO the mats"
And politicians into spats
DO get
The streets are thrOnged with sunburned men
And maids;
Free-lunch heDds seek saloons again
On ralds
The youngsters Ill tho city squares,
Policemen all assume fine airs,
And shops that advertise their wares
Catch trades.
-(Philadelpbla News.