The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-07-26
A SINGULAR BOOK.
scfntilIating with Sarcasm and
Brilliant with Truth.

Chap. I. elias Malaria )" goes to
Florida.
Chap. II. "overworked;" goes to
Europe.
Chap. III. elias Rheumatism -
goes to Ems.
Chap. ". "Has a row with his
Doctor"
The above chapters, MIR. Editor, l
find in a book recently published by
an anonymous author. | have read
a deal OF sarcasm in nv day bit |
never read anything equal to the
sarcasm herein contained. | suspect
the experience portrayed is a per
sonal one; in short, the author in
Inmates as much on page 81. Let
me give you synopsis -
/" Malaria as it states, is the cloak
with which superficial physicians
cover up multitude of i'll feelings
which they do not understand, and
do not much care to investigate. It
is also cover for such diseases as
they cannot cure. When they adj
wise their patient to travel or that he
has overworked and needs rest and
is probably suffering from malaria,
it is a confession of ignorance or of
inability. The patient goes abroad.
The change is tonic and for time
he feels better. Comes home. Tickle
appetite, frequent headaches, severe
colds, cramps, sleeplessness, irri-
liability, tired feelings, and general
unftness for business are succeeded
in due time by alarming attacks of
rheumatism which fits about his
body regardless of all human feel
ings.
1t is muscular-in his back. Attic
ular-in his joints. Inflammatory,
myl how he fears it will fly to his
heart Now off he goes to the
springs. The doctor sends him there,
of course, to get we'll; at the same
time he does not really want him to
die on his hands!
That would hurt his businessl
Better for a few days. Returns.
After a while neuralgia transfxes
him. He bloats; cannot breathe;
has pneumonia; cannot walk; can
not sleep on his left side; is fretful;
very nervous and irritable; is pale
and fabby; has frequent chills and
fevers; everything about him seems
to go wrong; becomes suspicious;
musters up strength and demands to
know what is killing himl
"Great heavenl" he cries, why
have you kept me so long in igno-
rance 2"
Because" said the doctor, at
read your fate five years ago.
thought best to keepyou comfortable
and ignorant of the facts"
He dismisses his doctor, but too
late! Ills fortune has all gone to
lees.
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day well known Wall
Street banker said to me, "It is really
astonishing how general Bright's
disease is becoming. Two of my
PERSONAL friends are dying of it. But
t is not incurable, l am certain, for
ny nephew was recently cured when
lis physicians said recovery was i'm
possible. The case seems TO me to be
| wonderful one" This gentleman .
represented his government
n foreign country. He knows, APP
and dec ares the value of
hat preparation, because his nephew,
rho is Il son of Danish Vice Consul
chmidt, was pronounced incurable
hen the remedy, Warmers Safe
ure, was begun. " Yes," said his
.ther, 81 was very skeptical, but
nee taking that remedy the boy is
ELL"
l regret to note that ex-President
-rthur is said to be victim of this
,rrible disease. He ought to live,
ut the probabilities are that since
authorized remedies cannot cure him,
s physicians will not advise HIM to
I've his lie, as so many thousands :
ave done, by the use of Warmers
ale Cure which General Christian
m, at Drexel, Morgan q Co. IS, told c
e ne regarded as a wonderful
.medy." \
Well, 1 suscept the hero of the
ook cured himself by the same L
cans. The internal evidence points
cry strongly to this conclusion.
l cannot close my notice of this
ook better than by quoting his ad-
ce to his readers
If. my friend, you have such an
iperlence as l have portrayed, do
1t put your trust in physicians to OF
e exclusion of other remedial
'encies. They have no monopoly g
'er disease, and l personally know %
at many of them are SO very com
ientious' that they would far pre-
r that their patients should 90 to
eayen direct from their powerless =
.nds than that they should be i
we'd TO earth by the use of any un-
thorized means"
And that the authors condemna-
n is too true, how many thousands
ped, and yet rescued, as he was,
n personally testify ?-TNew York w
nnnrioan R..-nl