Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-03-30
FIELD DAISY.

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stylish OvercOats and Wedding Bells.
Now, Mr.. REGISTER, don't you think Rose
Red exceedingly partial to some Of the
dear boys in her newsy column of Sunday
last? / know of many more who's eyes are
Just as pretty as those she mentioned, and is
it fair to leave them out2 'Tis said that
persons with brown eyes always like their
~opposites, and perhaps this is the reason
she only mentioned some few Of those with
blue eyes. Unless you have blue eyes, l
am sure you will agree with me that there
are several of the sterner sex who have
brown eyes we'll worth mentioning, and as
it seems the proper thing to do, / will COM
mence with the Auditors otlice-take for
instance Cam Sommers-why all thelgirls
agree that his eyes are just too pretty for
anything, and some even 60 so far as to say
he actually talks with them. On! if some
girl had his eyes she would make Rome
howl" Will Fisher and Ran Stalnaker
have fine eyes, but they express such
utter Indifference to the opposite sex that
the girls are really afraid even to smile
at them. Joe Weistling has laughing, fun
loving eyes, that are just divine as he looks
over his desk to speak to some lady friend
as she passes billions store. | know
Charlie Hsncher will die Of envy because
mis- eyes are blue, and can't come in for a
share of this praise, but nevermind Charlie,
Rose Red will take care of all the blue
eyed boys. John Lists eyes are perfect,
and express something which your I'M
sophisticated writer is unable to define, but
a few weeks more will solve the mystery, for
Dame Rumor says-now don't get mad,
John, | won't give you away. Now Guy
Allen, DR.. Caddle, Henry Pendleton, John
Pogue and Ben Allison have fine eyes, and
last, but by no means least, are Mr.. Tatum's
his eyes are lovely, and so expressive that
it is a pleasure to watch them at any time,
and especially when he is talking, but sew
eral Of the girls declare they are satisfied to
watch his mouth.
BoyT, do you know that the girls think tie
long overcoats slashed up to the waist in
the back are very stylish? II a man has
any figure at all, he looks best in a full dress
suit, and next to that the overcoat | have
just mentioned, but don't torture yourselves
BY wearing them all summer, even to please
the dear, sweet girls, for there are many
other ways in which you can please them
just as well.
"By the way" what has become Of Violet
Blue Have the March winds blown him
away? If so, we are glad that March is
nearly over, for it might take q sudden
notion to wind itself around "Hollyhock
Pink and carry him of. Well, we hope
no such fate has 5efallen them, for they
must be gentlemen of taste, (tor cigarettes
and beer, spruce beer of %course), else they
would not have chosen such sttractive.nom
de plumes, and they are such additions to
Wheeling society, and would be sadly
missed by the girls. The latter are al.
ready mourning over the report that Cam
Sommers is going TO Washington with Mr..
Miller, and Will Hoof to his old home in
Virginia.
What is the reason that more of the
Wheeling girls have not put their bangs
back? They must know by this time that
bangs are not worn in the East, and as they
follow the East in other fashions, why not
do so in this? l overheard several gentle
men talking the other day, and they said
they knew the Wheeling girls had pretty
foreheads for they could see the shape
through their bangs. Now, let US push
them back, and show these gentlemen that
we have classic brows. This brings to nv
mind another remark land q very Unjust
one(, that another gentleman made-he
thought the girls were a doInothing set,
who spent all their time in visiting and
reading novels-what a model man he
must think himself, while | think him a
disappointed man, and soured because of it,
for / know that the girls are very indus
trlous, and make most of the pretty and
stylish dresses that the boys admire-or
rather pretend to admire 80 much, and
some Of these girls are only twenty-oue,
mind you-not won-andI wonder what
you all will think Of this piece Of news.
These puns are intended to keep Sammy
Harrison company, and not to punish you,
Mr.. Editor.
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Several days ago l noticed BY your inter
esting paper that there was to be twenty
three weddings in our city this Spring. and
most OF them within the next three weeks
so l hear. Surely q matrimonial cyclone
has struck Wheeling with terrific force, but
| am not surprised. for our girls are very q -
trsctive. What is marriagef is . question