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The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10

Westminster Abbey is famous IS the
burial place of many Of the most distin-
gujshed men in history. A live, healthy
man has no use for a burial place for him
self, however, and Mishler's Herb Bitters is
a sure guard against his needing one. James
n. Pearson, of York. Pa, thinks so ever
since be wac attacked by all the SYMPTOMS Of
Asiatic cholera, and was cured by tns promDt
sdministratiCn of four wine glasses Of the
bitters
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10
Suicides.

C~INcINSATI, Jan. 9.-Henry NJ. Gould,
who left the First National Bank last May,
and has since been unable to get work, COM
mitted suicide last night.
ST. LOUIS, Jan. 9.-Msjor Charles P. Brady,
a we'll known Mason, and 1t one tune on
General McClellsn's staff, shot himself last
NIGHT
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10
A Sense of Goneness.

"Goneness'' is hard to define scientifically,
yet you know what it is when it overcomes
you. 1t is q compound of lass;tude. debility
and The miseIablss." favored with a sea
scning of 1.-The blues" Now you know. To
get rid of ''goneDess" take Browns Iron
Bltters, and be we'll ard strong. Mr.. J. M.
Gentry, Hannibal, Mo-, says: Il TOOK
Browns Iron Bitters for pain ia the back,
loss of appetite, kidney disease, with good
results
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10

EEw YoRK, Jan. 9.-The failures 10 the
last seven days, as reported to r. G.. Dun &
Co., number for the United States, 429; for
Canada. %; total, 457. which is far in excess
of any previous chronicle for the same
period.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10
Eleven Persons Poisoned.

PrTTsbuRe, Pa, Jan. 9.-The Chronicle
Telegraph's East Liverpool 90 } special says:
Eleven persons we're malioiously poisoned
at Vanderport, Pa. to-day. One of the
victims Is dead, and the recovery OF the
others Is doubtful. Particulars not yet re.
ceived
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10

PHILADELPHIA. Jan. This morning Rev.
Jacob Pitt Campbell, colored, Bishop of the
Methodist Episcopal Church, was arrested
and taken before Magistrate List on a charge
of psriurY.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10
Enough to DISC uaiify Him.
Chicago News.

AS We are informed. nobody doubts Will
liam M. Evarts' ability as q lawyer, but
there are very man. people who believe that
having been a member of r. B. Hayes Cab
met is enough to disqualify any man for fur.
ther public service.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10
Caneda Alarmed at a shadow

iwenty-ore pension bills, and adjourned III
I'll TO morrow.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-10
BUSINESS CARDS

ixhs erss rcrssssies 7CTcs crs rs szea sE-x~rs saJ
TGssoe sn sss ry, dsa cTs ssssrsis scytas he PESOS.
Gss o. th< Sep.fasl Tsd5crs.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
FARM CONyENlENCES,
The Arrangements of Farms to Secure
Proper and Economical Care of StOcx.

me Arrangements OF Farms to Secure
Proper and Economical Care of Stocx.
Many farms are SO perversely ar
ranged, especially where stock is raised
that it requires twice as mu.h labor to
care for stock. And whea it demand;
so much time, when other things are
crowding, the attention necessary for
the growth of the stock is neglected
If a man is going to start a stock and
grain farm he should look out for the
proper location for such a farm. II
possible there should be running waite,
on a large part of it. Or if only in one
place, the farm should be arranged sc
that all classes OF stock can go to watei
any hour they please. Otherwise they
will be frequently neglected. The mer
on the farm have to be absent all day
sometimes. and the stock have to suffer
and at other times the hands are neg
liSent, and if not watched will not pro
vide water as often as necessary.
Then the farm should be arranged SC
that each field can be approached with
out passing through other fields. Good
gates, strong and easily handled, should
be provided. And as the necessity is
upon us of devoting our farms to grain
and grass it is we'll to look this subject
full in the face, and prepare our lands
for mixed farming. Grain exclusively
will not pay. Stock in the future for
feeding will be so high that no one can
rely on buying steers to feed proftably.
his own or purchased grain. Steers
must be raised on the farm aud finished
there. And in saying Finished" we
| mean it to the fullest extent. Prepara
your farms, therefore, with all the con-
veniences of raising stock and grain.
BE content with plain farm business.
Rely as little as possible upon traffic.
such as dealing in and fattening steers
as specially. 1t is evidently not to be
the reliable business of the future. Have
the water. the fields, the lanes, gates.
yards and sheds all right 1t will re-
quire study, and if you are not prepared
for this your future is dark.-Iowa State
Re1ister.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
FARM AND FlRESlDE.

Before whitewashing q poultry.
house smudge the house faithfully BY
mixing carbolic acid, turpentine and
sulphur; and firing the same. combining
the smoke for two hours. Then air and
whitewash. and you will save the fowls
from the liability of lice, save feed, get
more eggs. and have a clear conscience
of duty done to your stock.-Prairie
Farmer.
Jelly Roll Cake: Three eggs, ono
teacupful of sugar. one teacupful full of
flour; beat yelks till light and then add
the sugar; then add the whites beaten
stiff, and lastly stir in the flour gradn-
ally; bake in a long, shallow creased
pan; turn out on a damp towel on the
bread board and cover the top with any
kind of jelly or thin layer of marmalade
and roll up while warm. Slice as
needed.-The Household.
In almost all litters of pigs there
will be one or more that are under
sized. If the larger and stronger pigs
are taken from the sow first and well
fed they will not suffer. while the weak
lings, if left with the mother somewhat
longer. will grow rapidly, catch up to
the others, and make the whole lot
more even in size than if all be taken
away at once, and it will be no worse
for the sow.-7Oronto Mail.
A correspondent asks: Can apple
trees be moved of five or six years
standing from a clay to sandy soil
without loss of trees. if so, at what time
of year, and how to move them? In re-
ply we would say. that apple trees will
do well enough on sandy soil if it has
clay sub-soil; and if the trees are not
too large you can remove them in the
spring. Western Eurdl.
If horses or cattle are troubled with
constipation, give such animals half a
peck of potatoes each day for week or
two. Two quarts of wheat bran, mixed
with horses OILS night and morning.
has tendency to prevent and relieve
costiveness. Bran fed moderately and
regularly to cows, ewes and brood sOws
will keep the bowels in proper condi-
t;on.-Erchange.
-Cocoanut Cheese Cakes: Take the
white part of a cocoanut, three ounces
of lump sugar and half gill of water.
The sugar must be first dissolved in the
water and the cocoanut grated, to be
added to it. Let all boil for few
minutes over slow fire, let it get cold.
and then add the yolks of three eggs
aud the white of one well beaten up.
Put the mixture into small tins with
thin paste at the bottom and bake in q
slow Oyen.-N. y. Herald.
To take up young forest tree, first
wind Il wet sack around the stem, close
to the ground, SO tightly that it can not
slip: then take timber stitch with n
small! chain cable. cut off a few roots on
the side opposite the steady team, and
you will get nearly every root whole
and plenty of soil. l took up 100 rock
naples in this way last spring. after l
had learned to wind the sack properly.
without damage to the trees. In this
way two men with team will take up
more trees in an hour than they could
without team in half day.. E.
Farmer.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
A Good Effect.

YES" said Mr.. Drinks, . self-im-
portant little man who had just mar
ried very big woman, Il think every
household should have set of rules. ~
"Oh, yes, of course" assented Mrs.
D., with a queer look in her eye.
'.Well. then," continued Mr.. D., not
noticing the glance, Il will at once
prepare set which will be observed
hereafter.
"Oh! don't trouble yourself" re-
piled his spouse. stiffening her upper
lip. Rules for the government of
this house already exist"
''Indeed? What are they?"
1.-The Marquis of Queersbury rules
Mr.. ID. changed the subjcct.-PHil-
QdclpIia Call.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
For Weak Women.

MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAx: sAbout the
first Of September, 1881, my wife was saken
with uterine hemorrhase. The bet styp-
tics the physician could prescribe did not
check it and she got more and more en-
feebled. She was troubl with Prolapsus
Uteri, Leucorrhea, numbness Of the llmks,
sickness of the stomach and loss Of ape
tite. purchased a trial bottle of your
Vegetable Compound. She said she could
discover a sGlatary effect from the first dose.
Now she is comparatively free from the
Prolapsus, Stomach's sickness, &c. The
hemorrhase is very much better and is
less at the regular periods. Her appetite
is restored, and her general health and
strength are much improved. We feel that
we have been wonderfully benefited and
our hearts are drawn out in gratitude for
the same and in sympathy for other suf-
ferers. for whose sakes we allow our names
to be used"
w Thr~s<or
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
Painful Impressions.

A remarkable characteristic of the
average newspaper reader of the day is
the eagerness and avidity one seeks for
painful impressions caused by perusins
accounts of human suffering. Is there
q railroad accident, a steamboat disas-
ter, hanging, a lynching, 4 murder or
anything of this nature wildly written
up and glowingly pictured in reportO-
rial descriptive style, it at once becomes
the most interesting item of the paper.
Managers of our large and most success
full metropolitan dailies pander to this
corrupt and morbid taste of their pa
irons. A reporter will be dispatched
hundred miles to gather the latest and
most minute details of some liccntious
rape or revolving murder, while the
deeds of the good and the virtuous are
never known outside narrow limit.
Full many a rose is born to blush unseen
And waste IS fragrance Oh the desert
air."
All this is evidence of mental disease,
a truth that can not be contradicted.
They that are Clothed and in their right
mind 10th evil and recital of evil ways;
with them it is "peace on earth and
good will toward men," "IIeaven on
EARTH is printed on their banner. while
'all their ways are ways of pleasant
ness and all their paths are peace" Not
ali are conscious of their mental i'm
pairment; SO long have they suffered
from urinary, digestive and nervous dis
orders, that they consider their feelings
and impressions natural and commontO
even healthful individuals. But if all
such should regain perfect health and
strength of mind and body by using DR..
GuYS0TTS YELLOW DOCK AND SARSA-
PARIllA, they would experience n
change of feeling that would be most
gratifying and pleasurable.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

in which you are wallowing, on account Of
some of those diseases peculiar to you,
madame, ard which have robbed you of
tho rosy hue of health, and made life a
burden to you, you can easily get out of.
DIR. Pierce's " FavOrte Prescription" will
free you from all such troubles, and soon
recall the rose-tint of health to your check,
and the elasticity to your step. 1t is most
perfect specific for all the weaknesses and
irregularities peculiar tc your sex. 1t
cures liberation, displacements, "internal
fever" bearing down sensations, removes
the tendency to cancerous affections, and
corrects all unnatural discharges. By
druggists.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
Mind Reading.

William A. Hovey. of the Electrical
Reriew, in an informal talk recently in
Boston, described some of the phe
nomena connected with the subject OF
mind-reading, so-called. He described
in detail many tests. or series of tests.
which had been made in search Of light
ON this subject. some by contact, and
others without, the latter on the whole
proving the most satisfactory. To the
question. what is the good of all thisa
he could only answer by analogy. and
claimed that in the science of mind
reading We have reached . point where
we know the fact. bat don't know the
reason why. But eyentually we shall
learn the laws nader which these things
occur. and WI also learn hps to apply
them. ~ Il NIX I.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
A Dangerous Case.

49, ROCHESTER. June I, 1852. "Ten
Years ago was attacked with the most
Intense and deathly pains In my back and
Extending 10 the end Of my toes and
to my brain!
(which made me deliriousi
"From agony.
at took three men to hold me on my bed
ut times!
1.-THE Doctors tried in vain to relieve me,
but to no purpose.
Morphine and other Optdtcsl
Had no effect!
"After two months was given up to die!
"When my wife
heard q neighbor tell what Hop Bitters had
done for her, she at once got and gave me
some. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to 20 hunting through my system
for the pain.
The second dose eased me so much that
slept two hours, something had not done for
two months. Before had used five bottles. j
could. for over three weeks: but worked too
hard for my strength. and taking a hard cold,
l was taken with the most acute and painful
rheumatism all through my system that ever
Il called the doctors again and after several
weeks, they left me cripple on crutches Tor
life, as they said. met Il lricnI af:u tc2u uIu
INV cas-, and he said Hop Bitters had cured him
and would cure me. l poohed at him, but he
was so earnest was induced to use them again.
In less than four weeks l threw away my
crutches and went to work lightly and kept on
using the bitters for five weeks, until became
as well as any man living, and have been SO
for six years since.
1t has also cured my wife, who had been
sick for years: and has kept her and my
children, well and healthy with from two to
three bottles per year. There is no need to
be sick at all if these bitters are used
J. j. BERK, Ex-Supervisor.
That poor invalid wife.
"Sister!
Mother!
"Or daughterl
Can be made the picture CT heaithl
with few bottles of Hop Bitters!
VIII vou let them suffer-
I" None genuine without a bunch of greer
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, poiS
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
THE OLD SONG.
KANSAS.


ma ~.s,..x-.,
~ Iss.1n ~ Of inc classic lay
SIN 1,,,rS ~ ~ wine VINO sings
INK touched the rebel strings.
~ xM1s ne would fain have sung,
ny. ASreus ana bis line;
VIA songs OF love and wine.
-. DhoInog! would fain have caught
cone Ireeher fancy's CLEAN:
Ine Old familiar theme.
AsySSS Agve! Dus not the sportive child
Mn smart ana twanging bow,
come threescore years ago;
" ~ E.Oss VAN DIS joyous laugh,
Ane urcnin blind and bare.
~ $3.50 w1n spectacies ana staH'
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

The VoLrAIC BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send tn cir celebrated ELECTRO VOL
TAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 30 days, to men (young or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vital
ity and all kindred troubles. Also for -heu-
mstism neural gia, paralysis and many 9TH
er diseases. Complete restoration to health,
vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in
Cured, as 30 days trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
A Great Horseman.

Mr.. j. II. Goldsmith, owner Of the Wal
nut Grove stock farm, N. Y, says Of the
wonderful curative qualities of st. Jacobs
Oil, that having long used it for rheuma-
tism and on his breeding farm for ailments
of horses aud ca tile he cheerfully accords
this great pain-cure his preference, as the
best he ever used, in en- experience of
twenty years.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

YOUNG or middle-aged men suffering
from nervous debility, loss of memory, pre-
mature old age, as the result of bad habits
should send three letter stamps for illus.
trated book Offering sure means of cure.
Address Worlds Dispeusary Medical As
ISOLATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

A LITTLE girl noticing the glittering gold
filling in her aunt's front teeth, exclaimed:
"Aunt Mary, I wish l had copper-toed
teeth, like yours"
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

CERTAINLY a robin prefers worms to
anything else on the bill of fare: but most
of the robins are so confoundedly near.
sighted that they can't tell a cherry from
q worm.-BOssOn Post.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

AN EXTENDED POPULARITY. BRowN's
BRONCHIAL TRoCHES have been before the
public many years. For relieving Coughs
and Throat troubles they are superior to
all other articles. Sold only in boxes.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

night we said good-by," observes a poet.
1t is not mentioned that her father wore
his boots as usual, though some will con-
slider that quite important. E1.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

FASHION NoTE-The old-fashioned two.
fora quarter kiss has come in again with
the revived style of wearing the mouth
large and open.-Bnfalo Express.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

PIXIES TOOTHACHE DROPS cure in minute &c
Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. pc.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Germs & Bur ions.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

Mr.. JAMES BRUST, Deputy Sheriff, Balti-
more, Nd, writ,s: Suffered some time;
deeply seated cough. Astonishing. Few
doses of Red Star Cough Cure cured me.
No harm to the system.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

The striking resemblance between the
Biblical lily and the girl of the period is in
the matter of toiling and spinning.-N. 4.
Independent.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

A PAPER asks: "Does moonlight soothe?"
1t does, with the trifling assistance of a
pretty girl and a rustic bench.-DetrOit
Free Press.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

If hen fails to come up to the scratch
in the morning, but defers her lay until
the evening, she has something egg-citing
to cackle- late Over.-OH City Derrick.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

"CLKAvE to me-" she murmured to her
escort at the opera. And as soon as the
curtain fell he cloye.-BOston Post.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

DIR. SAGE's Catarrh Remedy cures whel
every other so-called remedy fails.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

A LOCOMOTIVE is never alone, for there
Is always an engine-near.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

THE inventor Of flying machine il
soarly to be pitied.- Boston Times.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

THE law of the road-"Be sure you are
right, then go ahead.-LOrei Courier.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it sc.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

VELOCITY is defined as "what a mai
puts hot plate down with"
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

A MAN doesn't know the true import OF
wearing a tile until he gets . brick in his
hGt.-Nefchdnt Traveller.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

The mills of justice grind slowly, but
they grind out many fiDe.-ChicdoO Tfi-
GuRe.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

SHAD jokes are bony -fide humor. - Ph,la
deiphid Call.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

A MAN is often call a bartender when in
reality he is a bar tough.-lOnkcrs States.
MON.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

ADAM was the only man who could get
off a joke without some one saying he had
heard it before Chicago Journal.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
Young Men, Read This.

MAN wants but little he-e bill owe, but
wants that little paid.-WhiehaH Times.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

PoETRY-Speech is silvern. Prose
Money talks.-Philadelphia Call.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30
Men Think

they know all about Mustang Lin
iment. Few do. Not to know Is
not 10 have.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

A CALICO wrapper dry goods clerk.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

~ None genuine without bunch of greer
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, pOi4
onous stuff with "Hop' or. Hops in their naIna
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-04-30

yOur bracelet.
Mrs. Y. Probably some detective.
[Aloud.l Hadn't better see him for you
It's not pleasant for lady to be mixed up
with that sort of fellow.
Mrs. Y. o, no! couldn't think of troub-
ling you. Cranston, tell the person that
the bracelet has been found.
Crdnston. Yes, ma'am.
E1it Cranston. I
Mr.. L. There are always private i'm
Quiry offices looking out for Just such
chanc es to run up bills.
Crdnston (re-entering). II you please.
ma'ain, the gentleman says he has found
your bracelet.
Mr.. L. (aside). Here is the very deuce
to pay! [dlOud.] Doubtless it is some inn
postor who has found or obtained some bit
of rubbish, and will very likely be imperti-
nent about it. Pray let me get rid Of him
for you. ,Starting to,cdrd door.
Mrs. y No, no. l am rather curious to
see what he has brought. What does he
look like, Cranston.
Crdnston. The gentleman looks rs if he
was a bricklay er, ma am. His clothes are
splashed with plaster.
Hrs. Y. Ask him to let me see if it is my
bracelet.
Cranston. Yes. ma'am. . [Ern.l
Mr. L. l am sure it would be better if
Cranson tentering). Here he is, ma'am.
tOfers bracelet ,eropped in red cot
ton pocket handkerchief
lHrs. Y. taking out -brdcelet.o Why, that
Is mine. Here-here are the marks re-
member.
NJ: I. (aside). It's all up. I wish was
out Of this.
Hrs. y. (qfter looking momeat fxedly at
N. L0scefll. Cranston, take the man this
money and his handkerchief, and say am
much Obliged.
'ErsL. m do Il for you Il yoaTl permit
me-. iAsidel. III slip out sfsx him.
Nh. Y No, thanh yoa. n ssrvantean
do N that = neceesaxy. HeGldes, I uish 70
speak witA yoa. TO- Frane4oa.
seee94 zeal A'S9, aoeee 49,