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VIE AND PLEAsANTRY.

"There are some things men can not do"
remarks q philosopher. This is true, espeoi-
ally If his wife happens to say SO.
a Brooklyn girl says she prefers Prospect
park to Central park because both the young
men and the scenery are more natural.
A man in a smoking car leaned over to the
man who sat IN front of him and said: Have
you match2' ayes, but ! haven't got a
cigar" was the prompt reply. "Then yOa
can't want the match" said the first man
sweetly.
Junior Partner: ''Our travelling man ought
to be punished. He told one of our custom
ers in Albany that am an Ignorant tool.
Senior Partner: VI snail speak TO him and
insist that no more Office secrets be divulged."
Boston Beacon.
You say when I kissed you, you are sure 1
Have forgotten myself So did; you are right.
No, I'm not such an egotist, dear. IL Is trae,
As to think of myself when I'm looking ct
Walter Learned. in the Century.
Alta spiritual seancs q widow desired to
commupicate with her dead husband. SIS
it really such dreadful place, JohnP" mot
at all; Heaven is delightful place" "Mr.
Medium" said the widow, turning TO that
parsonage, You have called IN the wrong
man."
'Your sgeP" asked the Judge. Thirty
five, your honor" replied the woman.
Judge-"But you were thirty-hve the last
time you were here, three years ago." She
"And does your honor think I'm the woman
TO Fay one thing one day and another thing
another?'
Doctor-"Your wife Is in very critical
state, and should recommend you to call in
some specialist to consult on the case" Hus-
band-"There, you see, doctor, / was right
again I told my wife long ago she ought to
have proper medical ADVICE, but she always
thought you might be offended. Chicago
News.
Teacher: $50 you can't do simple sum
in arithmetic. Now let me explain it to
You. Suppose s of you have together 48
apples, 80 peaches and l6 melons, what will
each one Of you get?p Cholera morbus ("
replied Johnny Fizzletop, an Austin boy,
who was addicted to that malsdy.-Texas
Siftings.
1t was at the breakfast table. Mr.. Smil-
ingboy was telling Mrs. s. about the farce he
had attended the night before. "Ah," said
he, Tiny dear, you'd have died laughing IL
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aELIeIoUs NxELLEeENoE AsD s-
CsDENT

Thy home is with the humble, Lori.
The simplest is the best;
Thy lodging is IN child.like hearts:
Thou makest there Thy rest
Dear Comforterl Eternal Lowell
IL Thou wilt stay with me,
OF Lowry thought and simple ways,
III build house for Thee.
Who made this beating heart of mine,
But Thou, my heavenly gvest2
Let, no one have 1t, then, but Thee,
And let itbe Thy resti
Satan always rocks the cradle when We
sleep at eur devotions.-Bishop Hall.
Senator Evartg' son, Philip Eyarts, is soon
to be consecrsted as an Episcopal minister.
Divine condolences can swim upon those
seas which feeble reason can not fathom.-
w. Seeker.
If our religion Is not true, we are bound to
change it; IL it is true we are bound to prop
agate it-Archbishop Whately.
Dr. Newman's successor in the Madison
Avenue congregational Church, New York
city, Rev. W. F. Price is only tWenty-eigh
although he weighs go pounds.
The Rev. Ssn. Jones, the Georgia revival
ist, recently told his audience at Nashville
that nearly every form OF vice in that city is
chaperoned by members of the church.
Victor Hugo's best works were written
while he was a Catholic" according to the
Catholic Standard, which discovers that "at.
ter he became an apostle his mind evidently
lost much OF its vigor and power"
When the King James version was issued
not more than 6000, 600 people spoke toe
English language, bat it is now the mother
tongue Of at least 100 COO GOO, and 20 100000
Revised Bibles viii be needed to supply o2e
to each family.
at the meeting of the Presbytry of the
Indian Territory, in Atoks Choctaw Ma
Nf<4v, h, 10, oAs
were full of encouragement, especially that
from the Cherokees. TIE gain during
the year in churches is thirteen, or lis per
cent.
The Christian Herald, an English paper,
has studied prophesy. and now AYERS that
Daniel foresaw all the troubles with Ireland
and this BAD business Of the dynamiters; it
prophesies Britsin's loss of Ireland within
ten years. All this Is gathered from Daniel
xii, L.
Christ is tried foundation. He has been
tried by God and by devils; by many who
are now in glory, and by Others who are on
the way there, and Hehas never failed. All
the stones found on Him become living
stones, and they are all cemeDted together
by the blood of Jesus-Gutnrie.
In the death Of Rev. Gerald Moultrie, the
English Church loses one of its religious po'
cts, who, though not SURPRISING Kebie or
Newman, belonged to the same school, and
did his work in much tie same way. He
published several volumes of hymns and de-
vout poems, beside great many separate
hymns and professionals, of which goOod
quantity have found their way into the pop
ular hymn books.
Eight persons, including Dr.. A. ]. Gordon,
the Rev. NJ. Z. Deming General Secretary OF
the Boston Y. M. @. A, have been fined $40
each for preaching on Boston Common on
Sunday, without permission from the city
authorities The cases were all appealed,
and will go as speedily as possible to the Su-
preme Court for legal decision. The preach
ing was in violation OF city ordinance, the
validity Of which is in q uestion.
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SULLIVAN & JOsrs, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

CTATE OF INDIANA, MARION COUNTY, S.: In
> the Superior Court of Marion County, in the
State OF Indiana. No. 1886. Room 3.
Conpl int for foreclosure of mortgage.
The Connecticut Mutual Life Insurance Cons
pany VS.. John d. Condit, Maria B. Condit, his
wife, Margaret V. Marshall Ell al.
Be 1t known, That on the 10th day OF May,
1856, the above named PLAINTIFF by its attorneys,
filed In the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court
OF Marion County in the State of Indiana, its COM
plant against the above named defendants. and
the said plaintiff having also fled in said Clerks
Office the affidavit of competent person. showing
that said defendants, H. Kamnlski, James H.
John Il. OTdway. Isaac d. Blodgett, William II,
Hidden, George d: 7. 0rdwey, Leon Rheims. Gus
tsYus Richards and Henry Sidenberg, partner,
under the firm name of Sidenberg & Co.. James
Wentworth Brown, franklin Pierce, John Bel
AIexsnSef BLACK, Herman Black, Samuel don:
man, William CLARK, John Clark, Stewart Clark,
Charles Freitsg, Charles P. Vogel, Morton G.
Sibley, Charles w. Lantenback, Charles r Roger,
Levi NJ. Bates. John H. Reed. Martin /. Cooley,
William Kinsely, Samuel B. Witter, Charles B.
Chapman, George s. Springfield, Elias Einstein.
Alexander Lumly, Manhattan Cloak and Suit
Company, William Super, Guyer 7. Jones ana
George W. Marshall, doing business under
shapleigh & Corpsny, Joseph Msxelbsum,
are not resident Of the STATE OF Indisns that said
action is brought for the purpose OF iorecosing q
plant, and also for the appointment Of Re-
by endorsement on said complaint required said
defendant to appear in said Court and answer or
demur thereto, onsthe 7th.day of September. 1855
Now, therefore, by order of said Court. said de-
PENDANTS last above named are hereby notified OF
the fling and tendency OF said complaint
against them, and that unless they appear and
answer or demur thereto, at the calling OF said
cause on the 7th day of September, 1855, the same
being the first judicial day of term OF said Court,
TO be begun and held at the Court House in the
city Of Indianapolis on the first Monday IN Sep
tember 1885, said complaint and the matters and
Things therein contained and alleged viii be heard
and determined in their absence.
MOSES g. McLAIE,
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JNo. T. LEcKIDER. Attorney for Plaintiff.


CHERIFF'S SALE-By virtue OF q certified COPY
y Of decree to me directed, from the Clerk Of
the Superior Court of Marion County, Indiana, in
a cause wherein Frank McWhinney ct al. arc
plaintiffs. and Addison Daegy ct al. are defend
ants lease No. SS,644) requiring ne 10 make
the sum of money In said decree provided. aud
in manner as provided for in said decree,
with interest on said decree and costs, viii
expose st public sale, to the highest bidder, on
SATURDAY, THE 2oTa DAY OF JUNE. A. D..
lass,
between the hours OF 10 oclocks. n. and o'clock
D. m, of said day, at the door Of G1e Courteous
OF Marion County, Indiana, the rents and profits
for term not exceeding seven years, of the fol-
lowing real estate, to-w1t:
Lot twenty [20l in Ruckle & Hamlin's subdi-
vision OF lots or blocks nine 81, ten ll0l ana
eleven I'LL in Johnsons heirs addition 10 the city
of Indianapolis in Marion County, Indiana
II such rents and profits viii not sell for SUM-
Client sum to satisfy said decree, interest and
costs, will, at the same time and place, expose
to public sale the fee simple Of said real estate or
so much thereof as may be sufficient TO discharge
said decree, interest and costs Said sale viii be
made without any relief whatever from valuation
or appraisement laws.
GEORGE h. CARTER.
Sheriff Of Marion County.
May Is. A. D. 1855.
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= of decree to me directed from the CLERK q
the Superior Court Of Marion County, Indiana, In
q cause wherein Charles Z. Coffin, trustee,
is plaintiff. and Martha Faulkner ct NJ.
are defendants. Cease NO. s2.1e6) requiring me to
make the sum OF I'VE hundred and sixfy-six dol
lars and seventy-fve cents (S566.75), as provided
for In said decree with interest on said decree
and costs viii expose at public sale, to the
SATURDAY. TIE 9TH DAY OF JUNE, A. D,
between the hour of10 O'Clock s. N. and O'Clock
.. m, OF said day, at the door OF the Court House
for term not exceeding seven years of the fol-
lowing real estate situate in Marion County.
Indiana, to-wit:
Psit OF the northwest quarter Of Section eleven
III in township fifteen ll5l north of range three
lsl east, bounded as follows TO wit: Beginning
on the north line Of said section at point eight
[sl chains and seventy l7Ol links east of
t The northwest corner Of sid sid section,
GRAMS more or less TO the centre Of the ac
OF the Indianapolis and Terre Haute railroad,
thence east along the centre OF said track to White
SAID section, thence west nine [9l chains and If
teen Us links TO the place of be aiming -exceptg0
mucn Of raid tract as is occupied by right OF way
Compsny-containing eleven and seventy-eight
one hundredths III 7S-100l acres, more or less,
except therefrom three and twenty-five one
square form in the northwest corner Of
said tract described as follows viz: Commencing
SlEut dHO seFSuly-Oue t1-luJt Y
east OF the northwest corner of said section eleven
Ill, thence running south five 81 and seventy
l7Ol shundredth chains, thence east i've % and
seventy 1907 hundredths chains, thence north five
lbl and seventy [70l huDdredth chsins. thence
west five Isl and seventy I7Ol thundredth chains
TO the place OF Neutrality-suspicious. three and
twenty-five hundredth rs 25-1O0 acres JHned
by John Klingensmith, and leaving eig.t and
fifty three hundredth Is 53i00l acres, situate In
Marion County, Indiana.
II such rents and profrs win not sell for sui
ncient sum to satisfy said decree, interest ana
costs, viii, at the same time and place, expose
20 public sale the fee simple OF said real estate,
so much thereof as may be sufficient to discharge
said decree, interest and costs. Said sale VIII be
made without any relief whatever from valuation
or sppraisenent laws.
GEORGE q. CARTER,
Sheriff of Marion County III
June LIST, A. d. 1855.
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These beautiful lines on Maternity" are
from Life:
mother-yet not wife nor maid,
For days she sat. nor spoke nor stirred:
She could not, would not bow her head,
The sharp-closed lips gave forth no word.
The father of her children came.
But left her there. to live or die;
And yet her cheeks flushed not with shame,
No tear believed her weary eye.
Men came and looked. She reared her head
Nor flinched before their questioning gaze;
"Let time fulfill its work" they said,
Then sped them on their several ways.
One day her place was vacant. Men
Found near 1t the untasted food
And proudly our old speckled hen
Led forth her downy, callow brood.
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Years Teach More Than Books.

Among other valuable lessons impaired By
this teacher is the fact that for very long
time DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery" has been the prince OF liver cor
receives am blood purifiers, being the house
able consuiting physician to the rich pa.
tent, and praised by all for Its magnificent
service and efficacy in all diseases OF q
chronic nature, ss malarial poisoning, all
ments Of the respiratory and digestive sys.
TENS. liver disease and ia all cases where the
use Of an alternative remedy 10 indicated.
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you could have seen it'll" Then he added, in
tone of burning enthusiasm. How wish
you'd been therel' Even now he can not
quite IN derstand why Mrs SIS remarks di
rectly afterward took such an unusually and
violent personal turn.
The other day q very recent mother said to
her acconplice: ''Oh William, nurse says
that the baby weighs only six pounds I'm
so gladp why are you glad2' because
the fashion pspers say that light kids are al
the rage again."
A good old deacon in Connecticut was very
pious and very fond of CLANS. When once
upon time he attended q Rode Island
clambake. he overtaxsd his capacity and was
sorely distressed. But his faith IN prayer
was undated. Leaving the party, and going
down upon his knees behind tree, De was
heard to supplicate: Forgive me. Lori,
this great sin of gluttony. Restore my health
and win never eat any more clans. Then
after iudiclous pause. VERY few, If any.
Amen"
He gave her an illustration.-"So YOU say
you we're once chased by Indians?n said
Ethelinds to her bashful lover George.
Yea" replied George. three of Us were
chased sn entire day by band of hostiles. /"
"And you received no injury?" "No. We got
away from them, but it was pretty tight
squeeze" "a whst2'' "a tight squeeze"
whats that?" "You don't know what a
tight squeeze is7 Well, er-that is to say
by Jove, you know-I. er-guess it's about
time you did knox. I-er-will give you an
illustrate on" And he did.
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TIE SINGING BEGeARs.

heard two beggaTs sipG to day,
Two beggars, clutehiDg from the throng
GIudged aims. No soul was In their song.
Beasts DunReTed scourged by cruel thong,
Were like them as they shrunk along;
Such wild, fierce ehOristers were they.
II.
] heard two beggars sing again.
They sang Of love when day WAS done;
They sang 10 sleep their little one.
such sweetness through theirvesperE run
AS glori1ed their lay. 1 won
Songs best Teveallnent made to men,
Edgar L. Wskeman in the Current.
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more work at an advanced age. The differ
ence in favor Of English, as compared with
American, political life was brought out by
comparing the ages at death of the members
of the British Parliament with those of the
United States Congress who died between
1860 and 1884. OF our Senators, fifty-niue
gave an average of sixty-oDe years; 146 Rep
resentatives averaged fifty.6ve years, and the
average for both was fifty eight. The 121
members of Parliament averaged sixty-eight
years at death.
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Disguised with the Sermon.
Hartford Post.

The revision OF tue Old Testament hss re
vived the hopes of some people who expsc;
to have things smoothed for them all
through this life. II was this interesting fact
that induced Shuttle to attend church yes.
teTday.
How did you like the ssrmon?" inquired
friend as be passed out OF the vestibule
Never was so disguised in my life. Why
The man took Thou shalt not steal for his
text"
That's 8 good textn
TITS the same old text 1 thought the new
version would resd, Thou shalt not comor0-
mise for twenty five cents on the dollar"
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Ask tha Ynnn. Man.

"Paps, can go to the picnic tomorrow
Inquired Stockton belle of the governor.
mo, my child, you csn not"
why not, papa?"
Because We have had enough picnics
around here already this season."
why, papa, how You talk. haven't
been to picnic this season; neither has
Mary"
Tut, tut. child! Who broke down thu
front gate the other evening2'
The young lady was silent.
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A Dangerous Street for GreenhOrn.

A Newport young man, residing with his
grandmother, had Just kissed the latter and
was starting out the front door for New York
when the kind old iedy said:
Now, Jeems. want to make parting re-
quest. When You git to New York don,t go
on the street they call Maiden Lane, far that
must be where the girls all congregste. and
you may rest assured that there's plenty Of
naughty ones among 'em."
James smiled and promised he wouldn't
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The whole Force shivsrs.

Atlanta Constitution.
1t is funny to see the entire editorial staff
of the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette jump
up and shiver every time Jefferson Dayis
makes a casual remark.
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Spartan Ecsnomy.

When Philip OF Mscedon wrote to she
Spartan ephors: 1T enter Lsconia 1 will
level Lacedaemon to the ground" he re.
ceived for answer the single bat signi6
cant word "If." Telegraph rates between
Macedon and Lacedaemon must have been
unusually high
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The Man, the Buster. and the Lamp Post.
Philadelphia Times.

Philadelphia Times
"I'll tell you a funny story about fat
printer l knew once. He had linen buster
on that was mile too big for him and he
was full WHAT mean by that is, he was
drunk, and awfulIy drunk, too. Two OF his
companions were trying to get him along,
when they met third party, who invited
them in to drink. The fat fellow wasn't
able to stand alone, they didn't want to let
him fall, and he wouldn't sit down on the
curbstone until they came out, so they de-
liberately pulled him over to a lamp post
and buttoned him around it by his buster,
while they went in the saloon. 1t was the
funniest sight ever saw. 1t was moonlight.
The fat fellow had lost his cap, and the NOON
dew on a flower. When his friends came
out of the tavern they found him all right,
as erect as the lamp post to which they had
fixed him.
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To permit yourself and family to
''Suffer!"
With sickness when it can be prevented
and cured so easily
With Hop Bitterslll
Having experienced great deal OF
TROUBLED" from indigestion, so much so
that came near losing my
Liie
My trouble always came after eating any
food
However light
And digestible,
For two or three hours st time I had to
go through the most
ExcrucistiDg pairs,
And the only way l ever got"
'Reliefp
Was by throwing up all my stomach con-
tanned. No one can conceive the pains that
had to go through, until
/ was taBenl 80 that for three weeks
lay in bed and
Could eat nothirgl
by sufferings were so that 1 called two
doctors to give me something that would
stop the pain. Their
Efforts were no good to nae.
At last heard good deal
About your Hop Bittersi
And determined to try them"
Got SOttle-in four hours l took the con-
tents of
Onel
Next day l was out of bed, and have not
seen
"Sickp'
Hour from the same cause cince.
have recommended 1T to hundreds Of
others. You have no such
Advocate as / am."-George Kendall,
Allston, Boston, Mas.
Columbus Advocate, Texas, April 81, 'S3.
Dear Editor:-I have tried your Hop Bit
ters, and find they are good for any COM
plant. The best medicine ever used 10 my
family. n. TALENER.
TNcne genuine Without a bunch OF
green hops on the white label. 6hun sll tina
vile, poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "H0ps"
II thar mama
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Send to @. L. Hood e. Co., Lowell, Mass,
for a book containing statements of many
remarkable cures by Hoods Sarsaparilla.
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Mans a Fool.

AS rule mans fool;
When it's hot he wants Ii cool;
When it's cool ne wants it not;
Always wanting what it's not;
Never liking what he's got;
maintain, as q rule,
Mans fool.
st. Paul Globe.
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Not To-Nfoht.

No, mother, your boy is not wandering to.
night He sits in the parlor, glued to the
old armchair and Belanda's lips, while the
old man vainly listens for him to wander.
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yxTANTED-Persons to do writing at thei<
wv homes; good pay. send ten cents for paper
etc, to ]. q. NICHOLSON, 80 Clinton Place, New
York, %sN
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Wisdom Like Unto That of Solomon.
"Clsra Bale" wants to know what 8 man
won't do when he's in love. Why, Clsra, he
won't say anything about the other girls he's
been in love with.
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To permit yourself and family to
''Sufer!"
With sickness when it can be prevented
and cured so easily
With Hop Bitters!
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FINANCIAL.
B O NJ ID -
CITY ADVERTISEMENT.
CzTY OF PORTLAND.


TTPON the petition of Leroy H. Tobie and others
" praying that the City Council would lay out
public way or street from Munjoy Street to the
Eastern Promenade, being an extension of Wilson
Street;
And upon the petition of D. W. LeLacheur and
others that Arsenal Street may be extended to Gil
man Street;
And upon the petition of D. M. Mannix and 9th
ers that Federal Street from India Street to Mount
fort Street, may be resurveyed and its lines be re-
run;
And upon the petition of David f. Murdoch and
others, that Cumberland street may be extended
from Merrill street to the Eastern Promenade;
Notice is hereby given to all parties interested
That the joint standing committee the laying out
OF new streets, will meet to hear the parties and
view the proposed ways, at the corner of Arsenal
Street and the Western Promenade on Friday
the 18th day of June, A. D. 1885 at 2.30 O'Clock D.
NJ. and at the corner of Federal and India Streets
at o'clock p m. of said day. and at the corner Of
Wilson and Munjoy Streets at o'clock p. m. of
SAID day, and at the corner of Cumberland and
Merrill streets at O'Clock p. m. of said day,
and will then and sthere proceed to determine
and adjudge if the public convenience and
necessities require said streets to be SO laid out
Given under our hands this fifth day of june
a. d. 1885,
J:W. DEERING, Mayor,
ELIAS b. DENISON Committee
EDWARD A. MOVES, on
FRANKLIN SIM0NDS, Laying Out
HENRY @. SMALL, NewStreets
PATRICK O'NEIL.
Portland, June 9th, 1885. je9dtd
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The authorities say that the advance
guard OF the army of tramps and thieves
which will infest the city during the En-
csmpment has begun to arrive. From this
time onward, therefore, it will behoove our
citizens to give unusual attention to their
doors and windows. The danger of bur-
glary is greater now than 1t will be during
Encampment week because then the houses
viii be so full of people that few thieves will
be rash enough to attempt to enter. Prompt
information should be given to the police of
the presence of suspicious characters. Men
begging from door to door ought to be
turned over to the authorities and prosecu-
ted under the tramp act. 1t will be entirely
safe to assume that the great majority of
them are either sneak thieves watching for
an opportunity to snatch something or bur-
glars seeking information concerning the
fastenings of the house for future use.