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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-01-29

STATE OF Minnesota, EXECUTIVE DEPART
MENT, ST. PAUL, Jan. rs, 1SS5.-Hon. G. w.
Thompson, President of the State Agricultural
Society: Dear Sir: / am this morning IN receipt
Of the following telegram from Minnesota's com
missioner to the New Orleans exposition ::
minnesota wins twenty-three premiums on
dairy products, over $1,000, with several wards
to hear FROM OLIVER GIBBS DR.,
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30
Eatab,es on Ocean Steamers.

Few PERSONS are aware of the extern
sive nature OF the ~vic;ualing on board
the great ocean steamers such 4 ve--
sci is provisioned Is follows for the pas
sengers and C cw: $50 pounds IF but
ter. 1900 hams. l.6lo pounds Of bis
cults. exclusive oi those supplied for the
crew 500 pounds OF Craps. almonds.
figs and other dessert fruits; l.5p
pounds of Jams and %jellies; timed
meats. 5000 pounds; dried beans, 1000
pounds rec. 5000 pounds; onions.
800 pounds; potatoes. 30 tons: -four.
$40 barrels. and eggs. i.rD do en-
Fresh vegetables. dead mea; live bal-
locks, sheep. pigs. geese. iurkeys.Gucks.
fowls. fish and casual game. are geneg-
ally supplied al each port. % that II .
difficult TO es; mate them Probably two
dozen bullock, and 80 sheep would be
= IS Z average for the whole voyage
and the rest NAV b. inferred in proper
ton During the summer months.
when travelling IS heavy, twenty-five
fowls are often used in soup for = s.n-
gle dinner.-indus.1a! gazette.
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30
The Cologne Caihsdrsi.

.tatem~n; has Jus; s~pi~ar~d a ths
Co.OgN Ca.s,f< - the cos; .. rsssDlnc
ani completing the gT.a; casheiral
Th~ wors on the bald n. begun IN ;hs
thirteenth century. on ne ste q ~
older structure. hal o~~n d-t.con.lau~:
:1r ;hr~e-quartrr. o. Aca;uv. 1bss !;
was rssUmed Ia $50 From a; dat
the woFS has t~sa cav~i % w.h
greater OT l.-s vigor continually uniIl
Apr! ] a The present real. The eo*'
snc. l-A including a uon;rbu;os u;
-N.tsp marx. FROM The ts;hetral .Ax.
was si.rstso mArks or sSZ4.ss1
This estimate = gnSts l~ad~p~naen: 81
gtt- O! valuable OBJECTS f.. The rrlg-
iogs ~rvres OF !Ds the Decoration q. -.
building. AID d: y ARE nuEnt-r Of pm
ya:e donations. and funds for psoas
foundation. Among Inc nor precious
reiics preserve Ell .; the cathedral are ID.
bone. 81 three kinC u Coiozn>."
whom tradition has identified with The
wis~ m-n Of The Eas: who came from
aiar and pad homage 70 the tntaaa
] Ssvios-
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30
A SCIENTIFIC TEACHER.
How lie Rather More Than filied the
Biil.

Two year ago this fall. said Uncle
josiah Wind es-. there come long a
Young TELLER with a pale yel!er face an
head. an a slick looain. but .lim. hg-
ger. and wanted the position o school
teacher in our q -e>tric'. WIS 81 tibet
time = member o the School Board ]
have sens lost the Office. own partly
% 4 Sigh; change. Poli cal!y. IN the
suTroundin' kentry. and parily TO the
dcrel.c;iou o some % nv friends
We'll. this was a nice appear n. pp-
lite Young tel!.-. an sopn ] foun by
thrown him ~ome questions cal ated TO
bri, ais sound h. education. .. be A-i
any. thei he moved a-pl.niy 20 teach
IN or dees.ric'. an prap> some over
| then sole i'm plainI. the; although
his Mental equilibrium, like. was. n nv
mind. fully e-tahl. -hed. h. physical
mold Of form har iy d-notssi the necss-
sary moun o: muscle er Wind fer the
place
Md been considerably bothered. I
told I'm. by heyin bed sch slender. IN
Wholesome chaps who kei ra,hiy ua-
der.ooS TO run the school. Si wor.i~!
in ever encounter u importance they'd
he'd with some o the NOR advanced
scholar. Durin' the las: term. on TWO
or thre- '~casions. the oaesiteda-s. o
these con;es;. he'd resulted IN the entire
disruption. so-,er. o the school. an the
reirin 10 the neightorin' woods o the
schoolIeacher.
Nothing" said. seemed To tend TO
the disorganizs;ion An gine-al disguiei-
in o the educational system q our
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30
TONS or MONEY.



Their" - always a goo! deal ~ hard
cab being car,rd about the street, ~
W,.Lir.,.u N,r.y +. L,rl.J ,i,ut
,l., 80, ,I. \,,.,.I .,a,,f D,
80 ''''' ''' Nv Il" " 80"
i'"\'- anu hi-> G'ih ana @.i''r h"S'
hIi'- uI bond AMI treasury upts--. Iud
WAGON load. oi silver dollar. r. Won
only had whit I'D. hlui.i ,t..Y. i.- ,rr
l,
''''
ga h".''"S@' N"" "''''' '. ''''''
times over a Iullpuar" ru some tIs-
IA, mono, cuan,iu. D., greater tf,u Oh
other. I'm, tho .tp,. ,.a... ,,r.n.
,, - E.o,, t,rrI ,r.Y - I.,....
J..r- e., I,-I cash roe. .u IS. e..
rr.-. WAGON. an. stv4,- hacked ur A.
ia. ...f.ru from, ,.I ta. .r.-H..g ,-I
.,.E-r,. , f.. L..,. .r,,.f..,t t.,..
.rI r..,i-,sr- u,., III, - ,I.f
,,-,r -.. al firm u~.rpI,, 81. mn,
IN. -, n Il III. ron truck. tr,n..,r-
thu. i.,,- =, and + om ,.r Great
,~,rI,. c,p -. Lf,rt ,I ...r ,n. I.tLt-
,,, p..,,,r o,, u..I Ia u...f ,u,f..u no
.,r.n, .,,r.,t ON -, ,h.y GROW ,e,u-
go ,,r.d.il, luaI,s .,I .u,.h
~ 49,, ~. wtc t,,. d.-i..,d fbc
- ,rJ v,.,op. Cor yea. only motto.
H., -, nuisance vLI.. .ir.pg.r
10 No. mn ler.t,nd wha, 4, al mean.
-, T,.,-nv .IEc.,F. ,,,.,, al ,t.,u,
!, lnr in.,,oc.. tn other IA, hen
,.,r.- .r,ycJ a, III. n.~,,.,arI w,b
- ,t,II,r r., S.w 6rf.,n. &c
T-a.rar -, ,L. J,.,.I S,,,,. .o,
- .,,,rd -, ,,ur armed m,-ir..
ii 80 w,,o,.L.,J from H. ts,,,.
, IN. T,c..uU
.NT' .,cI.,.J Tho. S,,.r
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30
THE eoRes.

there's the man who let's you shake his limpy
hand
He's q bore,
And he man who leans against you when you
stand
Get his gore.
There's the man who has . fear
That the world r., year by year.
Growing wOrse-perhsps he's near
Bolt the door.
Ncrcis The fellow with conundrum quite An
He's q bore.
And the man who asks you 'whatT' WIENER
you speak,
Though you roar.
There's the msn who slaps your back
With q misunderstanding wkack-
II you think he's on your track,
Bolt the door.
Thence the punster with his everlasting pun
He's q bore.
And the man who makes Alternative fun
Worse and more!
There's the mar who tells the tale
That q year ago was stale
Like as not he's out Of jail
Holt the door.
Chicago Neus.
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30

Enson. He then called his two wit
ne.ses. who told the story q. the 'r p J
have descr. bed. simpy substituting the
date of the burglary for the real date.
Tn. subtlesi illumination iai!ed
IA shake Their testimony. for they only
had to tell one little lie and all the rest
Was the truth
Haven't criminns often suggested
false alibis:''
..Ye-. bu; they ar, very unsafe BE-
side. that, they ac immoral John
Fiooo, tie celebrated murderer. once
asked me To take poison nto the loin5'
80 that he could cou1nt { suicide
You refused. Of ~"Su-s@'
What. in the middle OF ny csse'
should say So
Homicide cases pay well. don't
thew"
Not rs a rule. | was assigned by
the Corr, TO defend a murderer free of
charge. and it cos; nv irm >l.svJ IL
cash 10 foot the expenses never got
a cent back.
..Do criminals. ~ a rule. try TO de-
ceiye LAWYERS A. 10 their guilt?
IAN old one doesn't bu: n new one
does. It's always best TO tell your
LAWYER the truth"
do they try to cheat lawyers out OF
their pay"
Almost every man who Is arrested
for the first or second time tries 10 skin
his LAWYER. He thinks its 4 clever
thing. Cd criminals are sure pay.
They know that if they cheat Their
lawyer he'll make it hot the neat tim"
they are caught. I've dealt with all
kinds OF criminals. Why. in the very
chair YOU st on. I've seen Reidy the
Blacksmith. Bill Tweed. Chauncry
Johnston. Dutch Heinrich. Johnny The
Mick. Billy Porter. Sheeney Mike, Me
Donald, Sharkey. the murderer; Dan
Noble. Spence Pettu,. the king Of S"n-
,ccl malcfac,or>: George Howard. the
murdered burglar; George Ellis. Mother
Mandelbaum-but hold on. where fre
YOU going. Young man? Hold on. YOU
are safe nerc-'-N. J. Herald.
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30

! community a. ~ hev ai"schsr take hol;
% !, ,hci bel only mediocre alta. ani,ats
IN taCk-h.csiu. 90 lar-an' . bow m
! plum oui-au -oui knpckin' down m
ta.ln' onto ] caniidly ;ols I'm ihs:
L a~.c.rr,i b. 4 b. wintsi n \ icw
rouu : even ~ some o The Younger r.
less ambitious pupils VIA. could W..
the School Board. hsy 10 -yr.-I tA~n,
wh"a he tackled. N tscNiri he
would =. ~ IN. or more o the bead
scholars. W"chln. after hav~sI n
hundred sud n3ncts pounds IN their bar"
feet IEerc Wa pupils on the r"I -
the: little ,olutvy school. the with one
.oIi ol' under s1c ha;rm. c'uii sh"s
him murr >iAr, ;hau az Tho ro.lrgr. an
o~h>ua.cr.s- IN the bull Wc>;cTn Re
sc-sc.
Ii looked n lcvdlc ~Vc ,~l an more
elrne-I. Ike. n ihi>. bar sAsi Tshi %
be i IN .crtakr u anyway q ~ could
hcE thr ,hanc~. a. he was hsui up 80
w1nis-l money! tai - roUpl~t. hs th~o
logical >,ui -. | Smiled - me e; iac
ID" o hos them hsE ..x-f-,t .,UIcut,
I'd help pave h, Va, . the mInl-isry.
We. We concluded 10 eve I'm =
chance. j. he kn-w ~puIrthln Stv.
al wa- 4I,r, an ~ ILL., - l-srn more
an w hoped TIA, experience would "a
tn" whole, At least not have 4 tendency
IL upset. but >tr-us hen. rather. a.
purpose IA lie The asy-,chvoi opened
! made ); \ plat - 20 r,un - the
: ~hNo.-hoI-r. long bout In ND he a.
the forenoon. determined ra;h-- n o.
h"N The clever Young fc.i~r hurt ii
take i han myself tu sntrriu the
>-Hon.-ropm / surprised = n! fast -"r
uoOpiy hu; the ~'im Nounc teacher. an
h'u VI, detected an auNou~ lu'kn
''oln away> up the a >lc. ! seed tw" -
thu ole umr rIusirai-r, O. school house
racket, >c.,In' yu-,ls In a coru~r PAL
AN >trrakcd an " - head, Tee! up, bat
Se-y intent an their lessons
Nv friend. ,1ld the teacher. i IN
a e. rri Your 40 doubt wei! Intended
description - these pupils. wt,, un-
" ~rlS. very much o,rriTawn Kijv,n
implicitly. every wori ~ uttered, ]
come we're determined Ia WIN
yr ' ii - the itu.t ~ ID, rrf, 80
An when these two icllrr> showed -
they ,pl..n i.r q u-h'. | give % ,o
cm without a single 81; pu.,.on, an
~. h->, | De- IN the -t,pp. never tl.uA.
II but what they knew sao.,tt. "a
>plrrln. lcrc ~ ~,-' The result
~W"cy.n- hj, arms lau.uli,t over Tie
empty benches an toward, ;hc two
damaged but >tuiuu- Nou'h- in The
p - course, h. cont urlcI !. 4
kn"rA,-i ont the g%r.'n.c. too .Il,s iur
common cNrrc.,r. an - les % inn
cent?, 20; in on en- - hlrri that th.y
u be- IA good ,o ,iul,. though now
ever 81 kryu. fer two wcc,~ II, TT
- Tho >ghuo. tack ,o the wool, lc'utr
tie r"~c - tur Ia, au only rruu
"~IUAIu back Into a if-r ~, ri leap.
hc wound mp wfh i "a, l,c-,t | ~
busted Ia" -ch"oi Tp'
I'm would ~ lc.ir,- q W.
cpu.jn { nu more ~ q single scholar
to =" 10 -chool sSIn tn h, irl!rr than
uuth u ~ W. uulll, hri 9" Ire sm
with tvs" hall month, uucacu'l pJN n
b., V"c>"l- -SiIg. ~, frou.Jf o.
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30
PERSONAL AND IiT6s~

Mary Audsrsoo ssvs the art e. r.
sh~ ever played Ma hook from
school
The rrnce 90 Walls Is a'olaarI
IN ~fnrty-oar disrTrn; rvumsue4 ;
m.n alsay. has lgrk e born . ir a
--le!-ol. Pre- FREE,
Hugh Blanev. a Dublin So u~--
ehsns. who rrv~n;!s 81 q th" sr ?
piasiy-thr~. usrsi .o boat; ;hs; he aA!
worn 10 ssmr CoA' or sy;S yc1ce
-Awrvuc~ = Monars. u rr-9-
n.,i. aaI NJ. Coa LsuroS. 81 Is,-
ton, e.. ssrc r~c~ut.y mayys~' i~-
a.4lu.int,ncc aui cogytsh.P having a.
t-sa ~ Telegraph iolh ~crs op~r~
!,or>
Literary activity IN tho att
siat.s = on The urrrasr. one thnatAut
NOR copyrights having t~rg Ersn'~s
turug 49, than a . cnrr~P.a& rE
time IN is-L H. incr"ssc - iA-~"V
due to a." .rva, nu1t~r - AZ -
copyrighted D., ur~.raPv, aad ma
uuc< CAsrlg5 HsriA
The late Ill II" Mr. IL. "a
~lIun,,. whose second husband ga.
William = JNckson. hai uany g "a,
trait Ascr.~! 20 ga Ia. bat; ,ud i'f-
snco 10 her husband wss uot one Z
them. Ih-y were v~rs food -. On A.
oiAcr. aud he "a. alwzss hcr iAsi ,rlft
@. app~u-N D. r~atssr
Josh Billings .~a.ct himself n .
table. threw b. Handkerchief acr..ss
on~ ku~~ and l"ciusci Fvysnas uf-n
the ''Trohatgl lie. of LIZ 4 hss~
been uy az Tor The pa'' fnr;, year -
ind oui a. ~ha; time q ifc y ma -
most TOOL n. ani wa.r ! lnj .gt I'll
It., you know b. told h. aud,rp~
y. }. Y~tt..,
He Mas = meet r~,u NJ f.liav
shsut hi Clu.Evs. WRIT "a nh NJ
instou correspondent speak * e.: NJ
l,,, = i-rsnn than lA- isfsrr ui -
Country. and .rgnr q Ia. tFas. but
lons be hat g., vita b.. n.ta!st. ".
and around shcir top a., le.ruf. 'leuc
I've Tie President Na.A a but,on -
tc.orr ne A. ! Wr8l~.
Elmuni ,lau-ayc >tc,imsn. wh,
uaic a love match when q u.vr- t-.s.
rtuu a. aWas vth va pF,''y rTi 81 -
ald fascinated him. has A'P, u, 'An
romano" rs.T since. sHd b. s nov a.
though c~umIaTatsri. NouuS Re- grant
father. II, do pot after 60" uisu.~r
81 mann SINGER. reveal al A- Js-trs
tp tlc out, lie world sbJ GT,,rTss g..
lya-c iuT n-,iu,r~ cwpius urfJ Wat
-t'T hc WTl', 3 wtir bear. trHt ari
-he j.. d. SAYS. hrs c,ufis.t AMI tvt Ia.
most r,acsug cTii.c D Tones
Whcn that heArt.vs, io- Yellow
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30

MR. tamr. " lr. ddnt tan
ha1r yoaf mother ,.j t-u f- s.5p. f-ht
rat, li,- I.H. Nfse. stop m.uI-
h.. mr nf4t Sc t"t 20. O. f,5l-. .t
n" Uo. plump add t~aaa.fui. ant
BE- Wa- sii'ls inl % Lr g hsfsI
hu. bit. wumag aA" 49,. s'fs..r a.,
cate, Lsu.. II" was a o. AMI
i,.ffFy EsTorf.r
.Iuisc Btfi.. IL r. Is,Ielrb =. %,
de- i'.i That Aas n woman n.
orur We p" ESQ.,. hou.s,r. that Les
In - thing that ever woman bid
."t her FAC aca MT 4 ss'.scu fsroa-
too
\ contemporary tells 20 IS virginia
babe hp minutes es"rs iuu. hs ie4r..
and bum. L.msel' - sI-.r Eu, fths
parents ever tak~ The 4uuugs'cf 20
minstrel shos theS viii ~ Hing %
70 back "a the OIL rolabl" psrsyoTe.
san ETaGcsco I.st
-f.tst. an oil rYlprd oooE. "a,
incoming around the 4 ben ",e sfay.
when her mistrrs- a-k~i bsr 2 .h~ "a
IT, No ma IN not 'sarfly." al
i@rtsr bat de IA i. I don 81
ambition 'nough 70 ~ ou,.r ny ON
way HIypeys Latsa~
DAT man i'uni'T mt. ~
f~llah. .aii the WyIi~ s-nus .al.omi-
nsr 81 haA read tout men s,sal.a'
Md 'puni,y and sho-.tn wi %'psnt,.
ss chea; "a ~d puni,y Pear ils
De- Funiiv family h-,,ah - ssnt -. ID
de co1n;ry -kasf LaI Ba4ela
An English esrsi.s say. the earta's
surface ). sloriy changing nd ukzI
.. a valley today f.ay 10 a nsounsA n
million vsArs hence man ~bo e.a-
temp aieseT~rfug afss1isa~v q ;h~ va
lev should rvuIsfu.~r ihss. AMI - pre-
pared Ia hnd b. house "a The top % q
high mountain p I4s year i.asi.--
A0rrtstsrs H,raiA
How are yosa 10 daT nv ds.rs''
s.s~i TIE II IA ~eAeoi g4r o. tread
=. ;h~y fusE rgh I fcsl uai~r 80.
weather to-day. Hifr~i. va he ~
ply ''liAi yyu nos i-sirr saY -snf<,--
dins;st - meteorological eoa4ltsyss -
the stsnoaphsr~. n.'~ai of undsr 80
vra;bsTF gently corrected Mildred
-hasbsrgA CAv2sDIl- I~ekyr1.A
Vel. Roh-fi an ~ 81 yor
is@ HansrlcaS "DA. 81 liked I, sell
sno1gh. - Sna@. Oaly thsY lY~ -,
b'arstsi f..; ossT ;h~r~ do soy.
'h0uga "As~ az thsT So 'h4r
W bar; Ia u ihry aoa: .sye ~ 49,
'As; shea ;h~v srnf = maa 70 rwAsn
tor t~a ears b. &rFs-s boat &. term a
sess-. % kuo1 -CAsezTo S~S
-Nrs Fr~sh- Wou You pl~a.~ faso-
a. wilh = susE. Me- P~osrsrhou~p
Ma. F'0-tsTh-,rs Ia =. NJ. is-sa.
] III a YER p@sT TDrw iDnsZk.. sai
fer ] rsa no. ys- sz;.faes.pn ia.
nrssr mad that Es~ryD<iy i. 80 aai
to-siyh;. All ! have noxc~t iaa. sr..
ing ~lI as.ss start cgns~r...oa NJ
one vi ls.ea TO ,0s .. aA-Fz-
dS.pA,s Cal
-ii,-i It'd Mr.. E.uy Sha. vsu
cal. tlz-z, tia, yoa felt really s,sal.ei
Gs: be .h0asd con- irto ,oGr p<rxacs
70 hs sh.r: .lc~sx& She sm sarry
you ;oid kiu. Johu: i, - ns-xtless %
make 80 po1r f-llo~ s-ej BAD aoo.s
As appearance Be: ~h,. DID he ssyp
He-Oa. he sad Il be had knovs yso
sbiec;cd 30 sh!rs sie~vc~ he saoasa have
,oil-i ;Asu ~ eas q sSas-SsstsO
1sos<ene&
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30
a STATELY CEREMONY.
How the Doors of the Famous London
owe Are Locked.

Excess of ceremony vas the old eN-
pcd.cnt for max n power venerable.
liz these more practical days 1t oitcner
makes power ridiculous. \ good deal
of form and etiquette. however, are
doubtless necessary in official places;
al all events there is likely 10 be a good
deal. cspcc ally under Imperial govern
meuts and the poor fellows wno hol.
the places. and whose duties are chiefly
traditional. must do s0methi9g 10 earn
their salary. Ii i no very great affair
Tor a smart man or boy 10 lock the
door Of Il building. but the Government
o England makes a v-rv solemn and
deliberate Job oi it. Large hodIc, move
slowly.
lew persons are ware Of the strict
ness with which ia" Tower of London i
guarded from toes wi,hout and from
trrarhcry within. The Of
shutting il up every night continues To
he ~ solemn and a. rIgidi, pr~ecaution-
AIRY a. ii the French invasion were ac-
tuallv aioot. Immediately after tat
too all strangers are expelled. AMI the
rates once close /. nothing short 81
,urh imu.r,,iy,. necessity as ur,. or sud-
den illnn. can pr,rrr. their helm, r,-
openrd ill the appolntcd hour the pcN
morning TIN. cnrcmony of Iockin"u M
j. VERY ancient. curious and stately. !
few minute, before the clock strike, the
hour o, clcvcn-on TUESDAYS and Fri
days twclvc-th head warden Neoman
pnr,erl. clothed in :, long red CLOAK.
beariny in IN. hand 4 huoe bunch OF
KEYS. and attended bv a brother warden
CARRYING a Gigantic lantern. appclr. IN
front 81 the IN lin "U,rI-hou,c and call,
ont. in = lnui voice.
escort kry>"
II thc-, word. Tie SERGEANT of the
Guard. with five or ~ men. turn, ont.
and follow, him IL the spur" an outer
~atr. each sentry CHALLENGING. a, they
pas the post.
WHO "oc> th,.r?''
..kcyS."
The .atcs b inr carefully locked AMI
barred the warden wearing ~ solemn
an ASPECT and MAXIM a, much noise n,
no,,ib!c the procession returns. tire
>cntric, c>artin" the same exclamation
and receiving the same answer a, be-
fore.
Arrived once more in front Of the
main guard-hou,c. he sentry there rivc>
a loud tarnp with his foot. and the fol-
lowing conversation take, place be-
tween him and the approaching party:
Who zoe, thcrc?"
..Ncys."
..Whoe kevs?"
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30

- any perssu NJ takes the Paper ref.e
lnSly from the pOss-Ofkce. whether directed %
Hio us1e or whether he 10 . euooor1oos or not
r responsible for the pay.
The courts have decided that REFUSING 70
Vnke ~ewspapo from the pOst-Ofhce. or re-
00vtn9 Ana leaving them uncallod for. =
0kDs 1ecse eYtdcnce o. INTENTIONAL yRAuD
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30

One recipe for making . walk that
viii prove firm and smooth in both vet
and DRY weather consists IN mixing Port
land cement q part. ashes two parts:
make into . mortar quickly and spread
o the path and smooth over With .
txuwA-N. j. 1S0<a
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30

charged"
How"
"Oh. in consequence of his innocence.
| Good heavens. what a quest on"
What did Won do with the um.
brellas?"
when l wen, 10 get them | found
that Spencer II. Smiths lawyer had pu,
an attachment; upon them. oiie Ell to
| compromise and take half of the UNI
brellas. but the othe fellow wouldn't
! give up one. The Ie,ult was that they
rotted in Police Headquarters. and. for
all | know. the frames are there now.
THE STORY or AN ALIBI.
"Some criminals are we'll verSed in
law. remember 4 case in point. \
man named Page and a pal broke into
a house in Surrey. England, and got
away with a mass of valuable plate.
They were arrested, and l had them
bailed out Now alibis c~oncoc,ed by
burglars are generally very weak. but
Page was an extraordinary fellow. and
he executed 3 very shrewd trick. He
took Two friends out in a buggy. droge
them across London Bridge and stopped
At a hotel called the Elephant and
Castle The three drank VINE and
Page swept the empty glasses from the
table. When the waiter returned he
asked who broke the glasses L did
with my cane said Page. Why
said the waitar. Because l wanted to-
rosred Page. The result was that Page
paid for the glasses He next took his
friends 20 Merton. where they nad din
ner. Page gave the waiter 3 bad
guinea. and. after q dispute. suos,i-
tuted q good coin. Then they wen, TO
EPSON. where they entered 3 gypsy's
tent and cut the ten; strings. would
here observe that they go, q beating
which they didn', bargain for. On the
day of the trial Page wore that when
! the burglary was perpetIased he va .,
The Red Cloud chief., 1885-10-30

Mary Anderson saw The ars; 80 =.
Oh. over played wA book from
National Republican., 1885-08-27
The Empire State.y ,

BY far the most interesting Of all the cam
pagns of 1884 will be that of New York,
the state which made Mr. Cleveland gov
crror two years ago by almost hundred
thousand plurality, and whose electoral
vote barely escaped the Republican column
year ago, through detection In the Repub-
litCn patty.
The administration is profoundly inter
Csted in the verdict which New York will
render in November. With New York
man in the Presidential Office and two men
from his own state in the Cablnct-not to
mention many other good things that have
come to New Workers since the 18th OF last
MaTch-the administration naturally hopes
that II Is not going to be rcbukcd by de-
cisive Democratic defeat in that state this
year
And yet the chances are that such re-
bukesis in store for the first Demo 1,rltic
administration since Buchanan's day
Much as the President has done for New
York Democrats, they are far from salts
fed. He cannot be popular with his own
party in that state unless he will consent
to total shattering and smashing of faith
with the Independent Republicans. His
administration is between The devil aul the
deep sea. 1t was preordalned 10 trouble
when It was pledged TO meet the views Of
the Mugwumps, and by that pledge gained
the votes which brought It into life,
Comments of the press on the action o!
the Republican state central committee in
calling the convention for Sept, 2}, AMI in
throwing the doors wide open for the wan
derng sheep 10 come in, are intsrestin :.
The Democratic New York World says;
1t Is evident that the Republicans of this
stutc mean TO make u lively fight. The state
committee Rt Saratoga yesterday fixed upln
the nd of September ~ the due Of the state
convention, and Saratoga the placo. Thul tie
CmOcIUt.c convention which meets ut Slrh'
tcgn on the 2ith viii come upon the rear trl
ofthc enemy II was generally sIppDi. that
the Republicans would hold their cDnyc lti N II
few days later than the Democrats. with ayi, Y
10 taking advantage of mistakes. Hlt thly
LolGly declare a desire 10 b. ll,,t In the la,l
and the Democrats now hayl the adyintl %
T1asmuch US the Republicans Il pr)pjIo to b.
National Republican., 1885-08-27

ABOUT PEOPLE.

DIR. II. THOMSON MURRAY ana wife are at
Chapel Point.
j, RAMON DE YBNEgOLA, OF the City of
Mexico, Is at the Riggs House.
ATTORNEY GENERAL GARLAND will leave to.
day for short visit to his home In Arkansas.
SENATOR LoGAN, who is rusticIting Mt Alex
Cndrn bay, says he thinks the Senate should
carefully investigate many recent appoint.
ments before confirming them
CoMMANDERs e. d. sIGsBGE ana s. II. Baker
and Licuts. W, Goodwin, K. @, Pack, j. II.
Parker, +, II, Holmes, and \, T.. Culyor have
been detached from the naval academy from
Sept ard placed on waiting orders,
Mn. AND Mrs. T.. HURTZ JOHNSON, Of gl5 NJ
street, have Just returned from Il most agree.
able Jaunt, in which they fingered awhile at
Atlantic City, and then became tha guests Of
Hon, suson llulchins at his summer rctraa.
ON Governors island, Lake WlnnepesauIcp,
n. H., where Mr., liutchins owning the oatIre
islUrd, rests In independent state, an ! can cX.
claim, with Alexander Sclkirk, II Nm m)a-
arch ofNll survey w Rumor htsItthtt tl1
honorable gentleman rides Il bugkbllrl /, lgaII
the blackboard Democracy 0S MY Hln2hlre,
aid Is On route fjr thJ United states S3at:l.