Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
WHOLE NO. 1869.
HERE AND ELsEwHERE.

NIdLy TOOIS are haru 10 Oulld ana
keep in repair.
Never blow a lamp out from the top
1t is wicked
The conclusion of thunder kills soft
crabs instantly.
The South American Commission
is in Chilli, keeping cool.
Insidious chlorine NAV cOntami-
nate apparently pure we'll water
Fashion condescends to recognize
trade only in pawnbroker's shop.
About 800 cicada have been known
to arise from beneath one apple tree.
Balloon framed houses ought not
crave an introduction to a whirl-
wind.
There is no end to the pretty devices
for the neck except when they merge
into halters.
For children's wear there is no
economy in buying half-wool or cheap
cotton stuffs.
The block " on single track rail
roads permits the following 5" system
in perfect safety.
One or more thicknesses of wire
screen, painted or unpainted, is imper-
vious to lightning.
Whiskey is a civilizing agent from
the fact that old buns rarely get drunk
on u legal holiday.
The new process of making steel di.
rect from the blast furnace, is stealing
its way into favor.
At Commencement the white dress
of the graduate is relieved by black
shoes and stockings.
In the busiest seasons of the yearthe
Drexels do business amounting to u
million dollars day.
When dude marries the question
with him is not that life is short, but
will his legs hold oIt.
Japan is about establishing a direct
trade with the United States in South
Carolina fossil phosphates.
The world is full of compensations.
Local option will stop the dram bust.
ness and start the demUohn.
Count Tolstoi, the Minister Of the
Interior, notifies the courts of Europe
that Nihilism is dead and Russia sleeps
, in peace.
The Kentucky troops relieved the
: mOnotOny Of their stop at the National
, Encampment by tossing woman in
blanket
e Barring the danger, no daintier NOR
; sells can rat find than the bit of phos-
r phOrOus on the heads Of matches lying
e around loose.
Up to July 9th there were $500 APP
plications filed at the Office of Superin-
tendent Fox for positions in the Phila-
delphia Mint.
: The fibre of a crisp Bank of England
/ note is a marvel in paper and 50 is the
y blackness Of the ink, but the engrav-
>. ing is second rate.
y In nearly all the public schoOlhOuses
d of Philadelphia, cess-pool wells are
# being filled up and the Latrine system
=. of drainage introduced.
Z The wheelbarrows NJ. de Lesseps
=. tried to introduce in digging the Suez
, Canal, the Arabs persisted in turning
: upside down to sleep under.
a The roller process of manufacture
has caused the Mediterranean wheat,
with its excess of gluten and long, dark
u grain to be the favOrite with millers.
= The true Locusta Mgratoria de-
i scribed by Linneus and identical with
:, the species of Biblical times is laying
" waste Southern Russia.
The revolving churn for making but
OF ter has no inside cOntrivances, the
cream being lifted on one side and fall
t. ing against the other, until butter
20 comes.
% BY this time, by superior drilling
- the Houston Guards, of Texas, have
:" been awarded the first prize of $4,0O'
at the National Encampment, Phila
~ delphia.
Vegetable acids in swamp muck pre-
ct vents not only decay but keeps it sour
le the addition of alkalies free from sui
phuric acid, will hasten the one anC
at drive off the other
Lady clerks in shoe stores are not il
re demand because they show dislncll-
of nation to getting down on the floor t
fit lady's foot, whereas, male clerk
bob down in an instant.
us A Fourth of July fire cracker al
ay StoughtOn, Wisconsin, destroyed tel
i'm out of thirteen tobacco warehouse
with their contents and other merchan
an disc, involving a loss of 81 100000.
MS In many of the out of the way COZ
sulates the salary is as low as 81 yeal
,,,t I,r.lenp,olxr artnrOsGRn nnflfIOn
are on file at the Safe Department
Washington, for these starvation
,gs places.
Is The proper things to take to picnic
~ ~ are-buttered thin bread, buttere'
Wy rolls. chicken, boiled, pressed and bat
~ Gn tered, smoked salmon, pickles, olives
,. nI, crackers, cheese, orange marmalad'
or ioi not forgetting one of marm's ivlie
is girls.
A bit of alum attached to threa
and let down into n glass of turbl
water, allowing it to swing around
llch little, will instantly purifyit. One al
ion. ion one-ffth grains to the gallon WI
and not be unappreciable to the taste al
'S1 61t will produce the same result.
nES. Ab Il rental u OLC anu bWO-bhAA'
'ers. cents per acre a Kansas live stock ass
''neS citation has leased for five years 6,OOC
600 acres of unOccupied land belOn
ska ing to the Pawnees, POncas, Ne
II n Perces, OtOes, MissOuris, Osages al
< n Kansas Indians.
H. President Cleveland" Mr.. Lamor
gu these petitions from Delaware, VIII
are are they for?" Mr.. Lamont" Not
~ an ing, Your Excellency, only mere Ba
ul- ateile they are playing there aoo
most Offices" The President, musln
, iy-"Is it possible; so small in Du
,O n''5 and yet so big in petitions p
be David Fries, of COnshOhocen, r
will was taken to the Pennsylvania HO
lere pital, suffering from injuries receive
bv the premature discharge of ca
non he was engaged in firing on Z
tor Fourth. One hand was amputat
last and all the fingers on the other tax
for off. besides the probable loss of his ey
fish sight.
After the defeat of the Liberal Nj
istrv in the English Parliament IL
lises agreed among the Conservatives tI
etter, whoever the Queen should Sc
. nav 5aY for first should be recognized as !
salts future Premier. 1t was not long
IS per fore Her Majesty desired the preseI
of the Marquis of Salisbury at b
Castle Scotland.