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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1885-10-30
A Sud den Death.

Mrs. Daniel BOYD Of Kenduskeag, wal
taken suddenly i'll Wednesday evening, Re-
turning with her daugter from Hudson. She
died shortly after reaching a neighboring
house.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1885-10-30
A LECTURE
ON MAN.

What a piece Of Dork IS mani hor noble
in reasonl hoW infinite in faculties! in form
and moring hop express and admira5ie, IN
action how like an angel in apprehension
hop like a god! the beauty of the voyidi the
paragon of fanimats: ats:-SHAKESPEARE
The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1885-09-19

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FREE nc FARMERS

To secure 100. 900 new subscriber. dur
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The Lincoln County leader. [volume] (White Oaks, Lincoln County, N.M.) 1882-189?, 1885-09-19
SlIEBlFT'5 NOTICE
JOHN T.. REID PA.

SIS.
&. EUTNC PATTERSON. Dett.
IN the District C'ur,, County of Lincoln
The said defendant G.. Ewing Pa t-r
SOL is hereby notified. that Il suit u! law
~ attachment has been commenced a
ainst hin in The District Court for The
County ot Lincoln. T|crliiorvo f New Nav
ic by said p! int fl, John i Reid, 70 a
o%DIauce Que upon open book account, an
h1j oar property has been attached r.
damages claimed, one hundred and TWEEN
~ oucdo.l3r- and uinrtyiivc cents: thai
unless you enter our appearance in sti.
uit On or before The FIRST day Of th. nest
October Term Of said court, commencing
On The lJtA day of October, 1883. jud--
meni by default therein Will h. rendered
aain,l you. and your property sold 10
satisfy the same.
JOHN W. POE. Sheriff.
a by CHARLES Bull, Deputy.
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Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-01-29
What the Panama Canal is Costing.

The Washington Post published Sun
day long letter addressed by Captain
Bedford PIN, of the British Navy to Sec
rotary Frelinghuysen, stating the re-
suits of his observations at Panama and
along the entire length Of the De Les
sops canal during last October. His
declarations are in brief, that over $780,
100000 have been expended i'm the work
thus far, that less than three miles of
the contemplated fOrty-One miles of wa
ter-way have been opened, that even this
section is NY no m ms completed; that,
owing to the nature OF the soil and stone
strata, it would be impossible for force
of ten Thousand labOr9rs to complete the
total evacuation of the canal in less
than fifteen years; and that to protect
the work from overflow by the Chagres
river would require five years of great
industry and immense outlay.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-01-29
Northern Enterprise in the South.

believe we have as able women in the
south as they have at the north but they
have not as much knowledge. They have
as much genius but MT as muck expert
ence. They are COED judges and good
critics but do not know as well how to
plan and construct and systematize. Our
women are more retiring and domestic,
and hesitate to take the risk of a public
venture. Just so with the men In some
degree. All of our best southern hotels
are kept by northern men. There are
many departments that the northern
people excel in, and it would be strange
if they did not. for they have larger OPP
p0rtunitias. They travel more aHd see
more and keep up with the age. To DO .
truly great man or woman with broad
ideas, trip around the world is good
school .-[Bill Arp in the Atlanta Consti-
tuition.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-01-29

and a seedy swallow-taiJed coat, and
SEINE black ties, she felt as though she
wanted to sit down on the floor and cry.
And when the parties had fiaally traced
each other down and satisfactory ex-
change of trunks had been made, it is
difficult to say which felt the happiest
or realized the fullest that niHety-niue
trunks waich might net be led astray
were not half as welcome as he one that
reached wrong destination owing to
the cussedness of baggage man.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-01-29
DR.. Frazier,s Rect Bitters.

Frazisr's Root Bitters are not dram
shop beverage, but are strictly medicinal
in every sense. They act strongly upon
the Liver and Kidneys keep the bowels
open and regular, make the weak strong,
heal the lungs. build'up the nerves, and
cleanse the blood and system of every
impurity. Sold by Packard & Upham.
S1.00.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-01-29

Blank bills of ladinQ, for lumber
shippers for sale at the TRIBUNE job Of
Zee.
The National tribune., 1885-10-22
CROSSWORD ENIGMA.

CROSSWORD ENIGMA.
My is in man, but not in boy;
z Is in happy. but not in joy;
3 is in pig but not in hog;
is III lynx, but not in dog:
5 Is in lumber, but not in log.
My whole is a kind of fruit.
Herbert Bernauer, Mansfield, Pa.
GEOGRAPHICAL ENIGMA.
My Is in stay, but not in co.
Is in part, but not in row;
3 is in peach-branGy, but not in rum;
is in apple, but not in plum;
S is in tame. but not in wild
6is IN women but not ia child;
is III red, but not III blue;
IS In dishonest, bnt not in true;
is ina bold, bat not in stern;
10 IS In churn, and also in urn;
ii ls in rain but not in snow:
II is IN glow, but not in show;
My whole is the name of "a city in Europe.
VIM. u. Baird, origaba, Ill.
AN ANCIENT RIDDLE.
There was n man Of Adams race
Who had a certain dwelling place;
Twas not In Heaven, twas not in hell,
Nor on This earth where mOrtais dwell.
house complete, well covered DER,
Where no man lived, since or before.
Twas not composed of human art,
Brick wood, nor stone in amy part.
its windows bright, its paris were neat
Its structure everywhere complete.
Now If you know this man Of fame
Tell me where lac lived and W hats his name.
Sent 10y Gertrude T.. Aughey, Female Seminary,
Oxford, o.
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEKS RRAIN-RACKERs.
No 54-Transpostion-nin valets-valentines
No. 55.-Nalentines N. 7. in leaves.l
The National tribune., 1885-10-22
How Women Would Vote.

Were women allowed to vote, every one in
the land who has used DR.. Pierce's "Favorite
Prescription would vote it to be an unfailing
remedy for the diseases peculiar to her sex.
By druggists
The National tribune., 1885-10-22
OUR FIELD OF SUCCESS.

home physician has the benefit of full Council
ed Our and rooms for es in the
very private the annoyanees other
aa eB ss zs Is with s
-.--7 PILES, FssTULA IN .ANO, and other dis
Dir affecting the region Of the Tower bowel
wh0 M their aeI vi hSe time to study
lUsess 9sSSs
% s9 nes Of ss
piles Wahoat Gf shs
Send enni Tor e s CT s Sd a, Piles
pa and sass1 upon
Throw Away Ts e s Rssd Of hc clumsy
rom s5as ns and ann @ and srAnsu
Nor ps no no en- sn % p S knd Of &
Sssr safe safe
debility and
CURES GUARANTEED IN every undertaken.
Can ask t for great M than t4eeI
three pa many Of them e and t Of such IN sns
NC e VIXEN e saa PS hsgs
s Rp H H afafs u 3n
Abundant references BY permission Of those whom
An illustrated treatise Rupture any address upon
yuss-..s Organic weakness debility. premature
E @ a1 3d f Rnd Ran JsoGg aFe spee tSd
DsEasEs @ III - ,4 ions Is
Surgical Institute
located at No. New Oxford Street. London, England have
for many years enjoyed the distinction of being the largely
eatnent and ere Of those eco Whc5 ar from yob t3
nciSCrctonS and perncOGs solitary practices.
We established special Department for the
treatment of these diseases under the
that oil apply might receive al TIE advantages
Council of the most experienced medical
N;- We offer apology devoting
Ec yffEn ton to this neglected ciss of Diseases believing
Ma EDn nny condition of humanity
I'll Hflcd the sympathy and best the noble
son to which belong Many who from these
diseases contract them innOccny Why medical intent
alcviating
cannot imagine. Why should consider otherwise
than most honorable the Of these diseases
cannot understand and yet Of all the other raad which act
mankind there probably about which physicians
We fully celebrated Dr. Barthoo says
think reproach profession that this subject has been
permitted by indifference TO into the
greeabe competent physicians oath
The GsOusnesS the treatment of this
malady TO be avoided in private practice"
We shall therefore continue heretofore to treat with our
Skill applicants sur
Complete and Illustrated Treatise these subjects sent
to address receipt OF ten cents in stamps.
ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A SPECIALITY Although
which partclar attention by the
the nyads Hotel Surgical Institute the
Institution aboGnds III skill faeiiics and apparatus for the
treatment chronic aIlment, whether
REQUIRING for cure medical or surgical means.
Ali letters inquiry consultation should be addressed 70
WgaiD'S C ssEP2EssssaHY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
eos Nsin Street, BUFFALO. y. z.
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

Read tho small advertisement Pianos and
Organs" in this issue. A bargain is sure.
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

system OF diagnosis
just successfully without with personal
While always glad to patients, and
become acquainted with them show them our institutions and
person in FIVE hundred whom we have cured The per
minute particulars in their several departments
light
the telegraph
OF the Is it not marvellous degree OF accuracy
enables operator Grdcty locate fracture in
marine cable nearly thousand miles long?
weather" thoroughly familiar with
the OF nature that he accurately
He Washington and foretel
weather will be in Florida New York well
miles did between him and the
And all departments of modern
what is required is the knowledge of certain
From these scientists de1uce accurate
4 S!HHS IF of distance
4 ~ + diseases certain unnEtakable
EcE and by of tins fact,
S!SAso&s enabled to originate and perfect
determining, with the greatest
without seeing and personally
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

lTWV All Fits stopped free by DIR. klinc's Great
llE. Nerve Hesiarer. No Fits after first days
use Marvellous cures Treatise AMI s. " trial bottle free
10 ft cases. Send ~ Dr. kliIs. rs. Arc, ST.. Phil. Pa
The National tribune., 1885-10-22
BRAIN-RACKERS
From Our foung Contributors.


ITO CoSTgIBUToRs: In sending answers name
No. of TIE NATIONAL TRIBUNE in which the puzzle
Is found Answers OF SueSsess may be forwarded
within week sitter receiving this TRIBUNE Do not
make numerical enignlas of your own names
Answers must accompany all puzzles forwarded
PUZZLE soLvEIs.
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z. Chds, Crookstown, Mimi, 6; Louella Walker
Parkwood. Pa. i; Fannie A. Thomas, Cannelton
Ind 2; John Dcnoutf, Christie, Wis., 2; John w.
Wagner, Newport, X. /.
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What Is It?-The letter NJ.
Presidents Enigma-Chester A. Arthur.
Do You See I?-ConverSe &c on verse;.
For the Little Tots-London.
Beheauings-I Spark, park, ark q Flax lax, AK.
Enigma of King-Richard l. known az Lion
2, II, IBIS 5, Chrysolte. 4. 9, Hand. s. Amazon.
Z, Dunedin. s, l5 Thermometer 10, English. IL,
Thomas Frye. IA, Steam.
PLAY UPON WORDS.
A play upon the name of the great Napoleon,
written IN Greek, as follows: Napoleon, Apoleon.
Poleon, Oeon, Leon, Eon, On. What is the trans
lation?
A play upon an English word showing the
beauty of the language, follows: A word of six
letters, one syllable, denoting a disease. Behead
the letters. leaving word oil two syilabes also the
name OF a disease.-C Hall, Erie, Pa
WRITE THIS OUT.
UoaOIou
OOnoO 0Ome
let not my o go
But give . o o so.
Fannie a. Thomas Canneiton, Ind
LIFES REDUs.
Taker
Tho
Dear reader, when your life is done,
And all your woTi, Is ended,
You'll by this rebus, rightfuly read,
BE carefully attended.
john James, Washington, ID. G.
CHARACTER IN DOUBT.
hold prominent position in the United States.
am always ia snlks. though never out of hunor.
Among umpires rank the first. although contn-
usily IN doubt. j was in Fort Sumter when it vas
bofnbarded by the rebels. aud would not leave its
ruins. l am to be seen III every courthouse. and
the Judges could not do without ME. am always
out OF temper, and am in every quarrel, though
was never in fight. i am second in every duel,
but always keep out of danger. Although / am
not acquainted with your relations. j know both
your uncle and you.-J. +. WOODBURY., Cincinnati,
Iowa.
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

examining patients. In recognizing
personal examination of the claim
miraculous We obtain knowledge of the patients
disease by the practical application the practice
cine, of welestabshed principles of modern science
which this
almost worldwide reputation of skiluy treating
lingering chronic affections This system Of practice and
the marvellous success which has been attained
through demonstrate the
liRnsElVCSE display certain phenomena which, being
cunarco jeced to scientific analysis
Cu1GsSos and unmstakabie data, guide the Judgment
of the skiful practitioner Alright
the of diseased conditions. The
for treating lingering chronic diseases and the greatest skill
thus placed within the reach of
distant he she reside from the physicians making
mcn of such affections speciality Full particulars of
nal scientific system of examining and treating patients dis
lance are contained in 1.-THE Peoples Common Sense
MEDICAL Adyiser,' BY r. v Pierce. NJ D. 1000 and
cOlored other
Or write and describe your symptoms ineosng ten cents
complete treatise disease
be sent with terms for treatment and all particulars
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

guarantee :
Fortunately
been perfected
in from six to
forms of piles
Send ten cents
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

Recognizing the fact that no great institu-
ton dedicated exclusively to the treatment
OF chronic diseases, would meet the needs of
the afflicted of our land, without the most
perfect, complete and extensive provision for
the most improved treatment OF diseases
OF the afr.paSsages and lungs such as
Ehr0uic Nasal EafaHrh. LATHE.
The National tribune., 1885-10-22
| DISEASES Of
DIGESTION.

tributing In their
obscure, and are I
physicians for othe
to the removal of
Treatise on disease
address on receipt {
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

ChroHic Nasal Gat anT .ng Ha srSn Is
one saaisg Departs
the 1cs as neseope for
well all most
aS and al
publish three books Nasal Throat
ehits price postpaid ten CENTS treatise Asthma
:s"f
DISEASES
DIGESTION %
aiectng the ver snd other inS
tg,huting in their functions the
aSss;
iH-.---1 , BRlEI1I,s DISEASE, DIABETES. and
KIDNEY
Diseases faoee Sfy any sHp and @
With Of eS Hsns to n 1qc dc
'H Rs 9pr n on as has a
o nS ~ hs sPd nSSs Of esc
ds me- o e Of b ss s nicely adapting their
The treatment Of diseases of the having cons
g BsS5 5asS te
any receipt postage stamps
G MAT.o nn,a 1s PEE rra1:
BLADDER SIsad, Hssen:lqa STins,.
FsEs hs%oaS sSs
nn nfss are Ur H1 fs
by n 1sGR It people Sent
.us.u,.sz-s.zsuzu, STRUCTURES AND URINARY Els.
0r,,r,nr EULE-iiundres of eases of the worst form
/ - by the careless use of instruments in the hands
of inexperienced physicians and
Ing false urinary le and other complications
ally consult relief That of this
too difficult for the skill OF specialists by
ported in illustrated treatise these maades to which
refer with pride To ntrust this of physicians of
small experience Is dangerous proceeding Many man has
their lives through unsfu treatment Send particulars Of your
ss aaa IN daps for large illustrated ea
s.zzzza1azn, EpiIeptic Commissions, Fits, Pa
Nrcyouc raiysis, or Palsy, Lose motor AsaH Ga,
I n ! to sleep. and threatened insanity, Nervous
2rk4ES Debility, arising from Ovestdy, and
Sao-Hoo other and variety afec
tion treated by specialists dis
with of heretofore impossible
See numerous reported in different illustrated
phe on nervous diseases of which Will be sent
cents postage stamps when request for them accompanied
with statement OF for consultation, that know
which of Treatisas send
So alarmngly prevalent those chronic dig
DISEASES sss s9 sh sszs
WokEH p rs q
physicians and in this Department
have made these delicate diseases their sole study.
Hundreds brought
on BEDS and they home well and strong Every consult
ing specialists whether by letter in given tho
careful considerato
land get few which have already the
The National tribune., 1885-10-22
Dyspepsia, Silver Complaint"
stiMale Constipation, Chronic Dis
KIDNEY
DISEASES.

which our institution lOl
to a very extensive pra,
Our specialists have acql
ence, great eXperty Is il
case, and, hence, haze b
remedies for the cure of
The treatment of diseai
tuted a prominent bran
Inyalids' Hotel and Surg
ceipt OF numerous inqui
the nature and durability
large illustrated treatise
any address on receipt OF
The National tribune., 1885-10-22
| DISEASES OF
WOkEH.

have made these delicate disc
Hundreds are brought to o.
on beds, and they go home '
ing our specialists, whether
most careful and consideraI
land we get few which have I
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

eases with a measure {
See numerous cases
phlets on nervous dist
cents in postage stan
with a sta tement of a
which one of our Ire,
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

tits, Bronchitis, ]
made this branch of {
ments. We have every
the organs involved, s
scopes, spirometers, etc
kinds of apparatus 70
atomizatlCns, pulveriza
approved medicinal ap
We publish three sc
diseases, viz: A Treati
chitis; price, postpai,
Phthisic, giving now /:
ten cents; A treatise
two cents.
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

We ali wait anXiously for Eext President
zen. John a. Logan TO commence his story in The
NATIONAL TRIBUNE. Ne hope, if possible, he will
peat Uncle DIulcl.'-JCssic r. Aukrund Bel
mont, o.
am highly interested ia TIE TRIBUNE and
think ali frlcnds Of dear soldiers who fought Ia
save our Union should encourage THE TRItu7SF, IN,
Its good work OF bringing together through cor
resondence The families of that gave up all
70 restore this dear country To This place !ias
the great honor of being the birthplace of Gen
John A. Logan, and am the inhabitants are
Justly proud oI and thoroughly appreciate The fact
Ella Hull, Murphysboro, i'll.
PATIENT GI.EAHEgs
James r. Alecr, Swampscotf, Mass 3: D. G.
waiter, 81 Marvin Sta;ler. Bu:.sr T.. o.. o. 6; cssl
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Structure.

ing false passages, urinary fistulae, and
too difficult for the skill OF our special
ported in our illustrated treatise on th
refer with pride. To intrust this class
small experience, is dangerous proc
been ruined for life by SO doing, Will
their lives through unskillful treatment
case and ten cents in postage stamps, fO
tise containing many testimonials.
The National tribune., 1885-10-22

home physicians, has the
skilled specialists. Our L
Invalids' Hotel and Surg
very private. and free fire
institutions. Send ten C,
Complete Treatise on Dis
rOuS woOd-cutS and colOre
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-10-07
An Odd Escape From a Bear.
From the Lewiston (Me.) Journal. !

From the Lewiston (Me) Journal
The farmers in the vicinity of Newry
do not try to keep many sheep. One
OF them went up on themountain with
yoke Of oxen to haul out some tim
Der, not long ago. A very large and
hungry bear appeared on the scene and
rushed on the cattle with mouth open
and eyes full of fury. The oxen
snorted and. started on a wild gallop
down the steep mountain. The farm
er's judgment was as good as his cat
ties. He had nothing with which to
defend himself, and he had to think
lively to devise a way of escppe. He
din an amusing but brilliant thing.
Running between the oxen he caught
hold of the ring in the yoke and dan
gled there till the oxen had carried him
to the foot Of the mountain and out
of the reach of the bear. The old
GROWER jumped and snarled around
the oxen's TANKS and tore their hides,
but could not reach the man between
them hanging on for dear life.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-10-07
Hairs to the American Throne.

From the New York Graphic.]
Washington's hair was long and
gray.
Garfield was bald and his hair of a
semi-blonde color.
John Tyler was fne-haired, and he
was a fine looking man.
Jefferson had red hair and we are
told that he was freckled.
William Henry Harrison cOmbed his
hair we'll to the front of his ears, and
he was gray at the time hewas elected.
President Lincoln did not pay much
attention to his hair, and most of his
pictures represent it as rather long.
1t was dark and straight.
John Adams wore wig and his son,
John Quincy Adams, had the baldest
head which ever rested on the pillows
OF the White House.
Some Of Jefferson's portraits repre-
sent him with his hair banged in front
and coming down over his forehead.
President Arthur had dark hair,
which was growing gray when he left
the White House.
President Cleveland's hair is brown
and thin. He wears it short and
combs it up from his forehead.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-10-07
Not on the Bills.

1t was at country hotel in Penn
sylvania. The single stranger who sat
down at dinner was amazed when the
waiter handed him a printed bill OF
fare which began with oyster soup and
clam chowder and ran down to four
kinds of pie and chocolate ice cream:
"Pll take oyster soup" said the
guest.
eyes, but we haven't got any," re-
piled the waiter.
Very well, give me clam chowder."
owe are out of that too"
'"Then bring me baked whitefish,
fried sausage, Saratoga potatoes,
French wheat rolls, ribs of beef, and a
cup of coffee"
eve haven't got any, sir. All we've
got is beef steak, billed taters, and ba'
ker's bread, and coffee"
At that moment the landlord en-
tered the room, and the guest called
out:
"See here, landlord, but what sort
of a trick is this ?"
"What? Oh, that bill OF fare. MY