The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-17

'Nl'h VI -ip icCb. "a VEN
OF water was struck on Tuesday, but
now lafge a n cannot be learned
until the casing has been sunk.
a monument in Burlington, Iowa,
is said to have this stanza upon it:
Beneath this stone our baby lies
He neither cries nor hollers,
Helivrd Just one and twenty days
And cost us forty dollars"
Anyone would have naturally sup
posed by the number Of binders sem
out Of town last Saturday, that the
kimball dealers in machines had SUP
piled the country for a radius of 100
miles.
"Cale" Conant has a pet pig, 4 few
weeks old, which he is training for
the side show business. The little
porker was dosed with whiskey the
other day for The purpose of stunting
its growth.
Minneapolis girls have red-ribbon
club with the motto: "The lips that
touch wine shall never touch mine"
The young men Of that city will
probably take theirs through q straw
hereafter.
Judge !.afabre paid a flying visit
to Kimball on Sunday last. The
Judge saws he is going TO publish the
names Of the dead beats on the Dem
%ocrat's subscription list just as soon
as he can get TO it.
S. Dunlap, the immigration com
missioner. has information that a
large number of Kansas farmers will
remove to Dakota on account OF the
failure of crops there. He has del
uged them with Dakota literature.
AS will be seen by a notice else
where in the GRAPHIC, a Normal in
stitutc will be held in Kimball next
month. The county commissioners
have appropriated s35 towards the
object. We hope TO see a large al
tendance.
A Dallas school-bov persisted in
throwing his hat upon the floor, until
finally the teacher chaStiSed him Sc
verely. "Now.' said the breathless
teacher. edo Won know whore your
ha, ought to have been?" eyes sir;
inside my pants, Sir" replied the boy.
-Iscas Si;1tings.
Mel. Miller, son OF Cornelius Mil
Ter, came into town Monday with n
bullet hole in his hand between the
thumb and index finger. The rcvol-
YER went off accidentally. DR.: Hol-
linrcr dressed the wounded member
in good shape.
Sam Jones, the evangelist, says:
"God won't keep a young lady pious
who has her waist encirclcd seven
times a week by 4 spider-leggea
dude.-Erchonge.
A girl thus situated is not hunting
for paradise. She has all the heaven
on earth she wants.
Kimball was visited on Wednesday
morning by a severe thunder, light
MING and rain storm. A dcafning
! elan of thunder brought half the in
babitants out Of their beds. with the
fate of w. C. Cook and wife wildly
in their minds.
A little three-vearo old o of Louis
Coupee. who lives six miles from
town. had the misfortune TO lose a
| finger by the knives of a moving ma.
chine, one day this week. DR.. Byers
dressed the injured hand ana the little
fellow is now doing well.
We often say if we could live GU,
lives over again we would live them
differently, but we are apt to forget
that if a mar hasa capacity for max
a fool of himself he will not be like
IL to lose the opportunity. when tho
second chance is offered.
d. w. Butler has completed hi
census and vicinity, but he does moi
want to give the result bad enongi
to paw a fine of $500. 1t may be Sc
down as a positive Tact, however
that the population of the incorpo