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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28

na-1rts Inc pleasure 10 assure you that al
e., .slg Dr.. c. McLane'S Celebrated Liver
,.yr more than twenty years In my FANNY
.-..IreEard them as being superior 20 any !
-.s ever used or have seen USED. nave M
q. ,asrn constantly and had to try Others,and
ave tried Z good variety, but nave never
e. arv 10 act so promptly, probably, ana
ely as MCLane's. 1 have used them lnySeu'
e, and children, with the most gratifying re-
Is For children. having used theil ON i lIS
- with such easy and happy eueCl, mOuLu
Commend them to one and to all. IheSe
IS DO rhe wOrk-dO it promptly. do ny Well
Cl leave no IN effects behind. As pie re-
user. Is a liver cOTrectOr, as . lOreFunneE
=gl1ns the system for Quinine, there Is no
medicine equal TO DR.. c. MeLane ) Cele
lied Liver Pills | expect 70 use them Is
Las live. IL they continue as good as they
--'= been in the past.
.2s;1c W. z Church South, Myers St2tlOh'
Tampa District, Florida Conference.
TESIsT1Go, Canada West. Ont.
AES;Rs. FLEMING BROS. ,r,,.
'-s.-YOur pills came all right, and can say
- are good bilious pill. 1 nave ISSG =
"a, many pills, but l can say DIT, T.; NC
-4-S Pills, manufactured by Fleming brOs.,
tss1g,1e and gentlemen you have my ttai,AS
'sll.ng / gave some OF those plllS ~ NY
,l5OrS Tor > trial. one OF my nelghOGTS
H:lres pills. He said they did help him. ne
III, The next day like a new man. de WISHES
n send for fifty cents worth for hlm. 90
.s-.smel, I will do all can 10 introduce Ut.
NcLaneS Liver Pills, manufactured Oy
:1-ln- Brothers. Yours with respect,
WM. II. DUGAN.
. stTTyG Bros. Ill.
. lalr>rs Enclosed you will ind one dollar
talchyou Will please send me more OF your
. ..C MCLane's Liver Pills. trust you hSse
-Tet the pay for the last two boxes OrleL'
4. aad received. would only say. they nave
20 ne more good than / could express
much better now than 1 have tor t"O
IS past. Yours truly,
REV. PHIL SPARTH
West Sandlake, n. \.
AVOID CoUNTERFEITSl Send US 25c
i a.Ee viii send YOU by return mail OON vi
genuine DR.. c. McLane's CeleOFateo Ll'et
rs and eight handsome cards.
FLEMING BROS, Pittsourg' IA
For Sale by retail druggists BE
IRE the MoLane's Pills You buy are
S-de at Pittsburgh, Pa. The coun-
27fsits are made at St. Louis, MO
I'D Wheeling, W. Va.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
ONCE A GOVERNMENT EMPLoYE.
scHAEFER DOWNS sLossoN
Ind Does Some Fine Playing, Coming
Out a7I Points Ahead.

And Does Some Fine fleylnBI OonlHB
Out I'll Points Ahead.
CHICAGO, December 26.-Schsefer and
Slossop played in the balk=line billiard
tournament tonight, in the presence OF
about three hundred spectators. In the
pools Schaefer was the favorite at ten to
seven. Score at the end Of the fifteenth
inning, Slosson 2l5, sChaefer 1872. :,
Only twenty-eight innings were played
Schaefsr did some fine work, making runs
of l4s, ITO and l5s. Score, Slosson 529,
Schaefer 500.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
LIVE STOCK.
wheeling.


The market this week was quite slow.
Hessrs. Hudson b BAyhs furnish the fol-
loving quotations
Cattle, 900 to LOO lbs stock 3t94c
per ID SOC TO 900 lbs. 393lc per ID;
700 to 800 lbs 2@2lc per ID.
dogs-Msrket acuve; si'G3ic pT ID.
Lsmbs-Good at 3(44c per 10.
Caives-s3 00@6 % per head.
mart LibsTtY.
EAST Ltnnsrf December 20 Cattle
Receipts ! 5s7 head; shipments l,672
head nothing doing all through cousisn.
ments; 81 cars shipped to New YORK.
aoes-Receip.s J. 100 head; shipments
5 400 head. ma.ke, active; Philsdelphins
81 O0I4 10; Workers 81 0es4 o.; ls
cara shipped 10 New York.
Shsep-Receipts | 500 head; shipments
1000 head; market fair and prices shade
higher.
CHICAGO, December ?f.-Ths DrorN's
Journal reports Csttle-Receipts 1900
head; shipments 900 bead; market
strong ard unchanged; shippisg steers
g. 6O(G5 10; stockers and feeders 81 T5@
3 90; cows. bulls and mixed 81 5oSs3 so;
bulk 81 4O@2 Is through Texans; cows
81 50(G2 90; steers - 90@2 80
Hoss-Recripts 800 head; shipmeots
1900 head; market active and higher. 10
loo; rough and mixed 81 5O@3 IS; pack.
ing and shipping s. 1905 90; hight
A so. skiDs 81 oo(G3 10.
sheep-Rsceipts 200 head market
steady; natives s. 0OG93 90; Texans 81 10
as SO; lambs 81 1904 81.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
WOOL.
wheeling.
T,,,n- n,...k.,

IUksUAl, bcCtWOCt
The market is steady, with good de.
mand for coarser grades, while fine stock
is neglected. The prices are the same rs
last week, and are as follows Fine fleece,
washed, SO@32c; fine fleece, unwashed,
onethird off; coarse fleece, washed, 30
@32c; coarse fleece, unwashed, 2O@2Sc;
medium, washed, 3O@32c; medium, uu.
washed, 20@23c; tub washed SOta33c.
Demand for medium heeces is good
Philadelphia,
PHILADELPHIA, December 22.-Wool-
Prices firm; Ohio, PennsylvAnlA and West
Virginia 32@3Sc; New York, Michigan
and Western 3OG 36c; washed combins
and delaine 36@4Oc; tub washed 32@JSc;
unwashed combng and delaiue 27@29c;
eastern Oregon l7@23c; Valley Oregon
2l@25c; New Mexican and Colorado 10
@25c; pulled extra merino 25@3ic.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
CAT Az n H

THE Great Balsamle Dis
tllati,n 81 Witch
Hazel, American Pine,
,Canara Fir, hkrigold, Go
yer PlSsons etc called
sRnford'- Radical Cure
for the i'm a ejiAIn relief and
psfmAn, cure OF every
lorm OF Catsrrh, froa .
simple Cola in the Mead W
lbs. Of 80 oil Taste and
Hearing, Goush and "a.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
FLOUR, GRAIN AND FEED.
DRY GOODS.


New YoRK December 2i.--Dry Goods
Although a close holiday By many honses,
there has been a moderate order request
BY mail for like selections OF cotton goods
with . fair new business reported while
through forwsrdiDgs on account Of orders
the Gales are Of large amount.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28

~ "I MUST OWE Up, cannot
\ hear This pain, ache all over,
ard nothing nv docs ~ aUy gord "
w Back schs weakness Ut riBs pA'ns.
ES\N.k BORGESS., lGpsnt.. BscsiDg t"nyb,
N:NI pl.uri,y snd Chest pains cn''d by
that q. originai and elegant sDtitots 70 psin ase
In animation the CCIIc M Asvi-PAIT PL sIHp.
Rspec'al ada ted 70 iani.' ~ reason o' ~ d"i-
cata oJor al gentle medicinal 'etion ,f-ug-
sists 2Sc Nv. for Si.O h-Ilsd iIeo W PO1JEt
bRuo AND CHKsIcAL Co. Bostob.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
CONSUMPTION.

,aVua poo. ave remedy for the above di!eassi ey
- isolrndS Of ssssS Of the WORT kind and O
~ ranaing nave osen cured. Indeed, % strong y
y t!,h " IL etacAry that viii ssap Two BOZ
: = EREE, together with VALUAbLsI kkA1-
isJa lhtS disease V any EunsTu' StFs Uprc~
" DsT a SLOCUK, IN PSr 81 New York
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
Mbe'elias Register
TRAVELERS' GUIDE.

A REVIVAL AND DEPARTURE OF TRANs-
"a ExPLAnATIoH OF RxYRRzscI HaSS,.
Sps1ly tsanday excepted. tMonday excsptsi..
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
"FraiIty, Thy Name Is Woman"
Hamlet.

That she Is irail, oitsn in body,
cts tue, It's true it's pity,
And pity It's, It's true"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28

DIR. Piercs's "Eavorite Prescription" is
the best restorative tonic for physical
frailty in women, or female weaknesses or
arrangements. By druggists. Price re-
duced to one dollar.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
FINANCE AND TRADE.

Money 2a2 liz Per Cent-8ovsrnm ents
Dull Stocks Active.
New YoRx, December 25.-Money on
call easy at 2@23per cent prime mer'
camille paper at 495 per cent ; foreign
exchange dull and unchanged.
GoyERNMEYTs-Were dull but strong To-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28

B., z. 4 o. Railroad.
Leave BeHatre At 6:s5 D, m. for Wood,nald ana
Summarize.
Leave BsllAire at 9:SO E. N. for sunmsrseld and
GAINESVILLE,
k.Ttys ;, RaIlaira 1910. W.. srA S.Axpw
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28

STATE SECURITIEs-Neglected.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28
Hits HAIR DYE,
Manhood # S: $50: $50; q:

-1H- g." having t"tI. N s44ll every known rele'lS
-4s scuy--at simple -e,f-cure nlch ne VIII send
.ErE o his -.'rVy--U t'erers. Address -.
J Il gEENE-. D. Cll.LIm-Street, New York CIV
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28

1t will doubtless cause surprise and dis
appointment to such as these to be inform
ed that the whole amount Of money in the
custody of the Court OF Chsncery at the
present time is about 81, 900, 900 pounds,
of which 90. 900. OOO belong TO owners who
are known, leaving about one million only
of unclaimed or dormant funds.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-12-28

GOVERNMENTS-We ere dull Out tUOpR
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

The English papers are startled by
the announcement that ex-President
Arthur returns to the practice Of law.
As specimen, the Liverpool Post says !:
This is better than Cincinnatus and
his pillow, and with nothing like the fuss.
That an able and successful solicitor
should make himself active in party
politics and receiving the Office of Vice
President as his reward should, on the
death of his chief, succeed to the SUI
preme direction of affairs, has in it lit
tie that is surprising, but that having
presided over the destinies of $1,000
600 souls he should quietly resume
work at his desk is o startling turn OF
affairs, and possible only in the United
States"
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

The sections Of the post Office appro-
priation bill relating to the special deliv.
cry of letters, and which go into effect
on the LIST Of July next, authorize the
postmaster general to provide special
1O-cent stamps, the use Of which, in adj
dition to the postage, will insure the
immediate delivery Of letters to the per-.
sons addressed at any free delivery Of
fee or in any town containing q pop
ulation Of 1000 or over. or at any other
Office that may he designated for the
purpose by the postmaster general. It
is provided that letters having the
special stamp shall be delivered by mes.
senger boys, who are to be paid not
more than $50 per month, undf the cost
of this service is restricted to 80 per
cent. of the receipts from the sales Of
special s.amps.
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

Recent statistics show the magni-
tude Of the life insurance in this coun-
try. 1t appears that American COM
panies have paid out to policyholders
in one form or another, 5000, 600. 900.
II to this vast sum be added their pres
ent assets the companies show an ex-
cess OF sl3S, 1854 ,l6l over the total
amount paid to them by policy holders.
That is TO say, the people have paid to
them 81 ,2s2 .563. 600. They have pail
the people 5000, 900. 900. and their as
sets to-day are Sis1. 9T3.l13. These
figures have no relation to the very
large sums paid by various orders. Sc
cret and otherwise which arc primarily
devoted to life insurance. That the
system of life insurance, in one form or
another has been of immense benefit
to all classes no one will question.
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

1t is thought that the acreage Of spring
wheat in the northwest will not be great.
ly reduced this year. Even if the price
continues so low az to leave but little
profit, the farmer must have living. il
nothing more, and possibly with good
crop, may be fortunate enough to sell
at higher rates than last year. Those
who can make change Of products.
will hail the time when they will not he
obliged to put all their eggs in one
basket" But such change cannot be
made in one year. 1t will come gradu-
ally, and low prices Of wheat hasten the
matter. Diversifcation Of crops, Of
which so much is written, does not
mean the discarding of wheat by any
means. II is simply raising many 9th
er things besides wheat.
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

The Lick telescope. of California,
when completed and mounted, will be
the largest instrume nt of the kind in the
world. In looking through this tele-
scope il is reckoned that the moon will
be brought within thirty miles Of the
earth. and that discoveries will be made
on that planet to solve problems that
have heretofore been held to be unsolv-
able,
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

Washington Monument, despite all
assurance to the contrary, is said to be
getting out of plumb" on account of
insufficient foundations. The Scientific
American. in referring to this report,
says that the condition of the founda-
tons forms q good subject for examine
lion and discussion, and it trusts that It
will receive attention by the most COM
petent judges.
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02
Every Man his own Veterinarian.

There are many situations in which
n farmer finds himself, where il would
be greatly to his benefit il he could
act at once, and wisely. As the owner
Of stock. especially, is his sagacity and
self possession liable to be severely
tested, in the various emergencies
which may arise among his own herds,
and those of his neighbors. How Is
he to acquire this necessary informa-
ton, and prepare himself to meet these
unexpected occurrences? Perhaps he
may have had the opportunity OF wit.
Messing the actions Of others in similar
circum stances, and il he is man OF
observation, he has stored away the
information thus acquired, and will
bring it out when ever the occasion
presents itself. Possibly his own dear.
" bought experience may have pre-.
pared him for prOmt decision in these
matters. II he is a man Of fair edu-
cation, he has prOtited by the perusal
Of the many excellent papers on veteri-
nary subjects, which are offered in our
best Ayr icultural journals. Of course
il is to the press that the great body
of our farmers must look for this de-
sired information, but how happy 1t
would be for them il they could enjoy
the advantages Of instruction in Ags
licultural Zoology. 1t is lamentable.
that more stress is not laid upon tho
necessity of diffusing this knowledge
by our Agricultural Colleges, not only
among their own students. but also the
farmers in their vicinity. To the
young men, who intend to become
large stcck-raisers, or to have extern
sive diaries, and even to those who
are already established, course of
lectures upon the anatomy and func-
tions Of the digestive, generative, and
tactical organs, Of the structure of the
limbs, eyes. ETC., and especially OF tho
horses foot, would be most admirable
and acceptable. especially if WITH TINS
knowledge was combined practical
ustration of how to act under various
circumstances and in emcrgencies.-
DR.. Shade ia american 1grtcuHur'st
tor January.
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

n.
on INC ai'e'hoon VI 'he iotii inst, harvey W.
Kellogg, late proprietor Of the Buckeye res
tauraut. No ISL East Seventh street ST paul
to,, ,h., e.;,o, ,,,., -, 49,,
~ '"0A Nv" "''As oio'e''
leithis iaiiy III their rooms over the restaurant,
ostensiby to go TO Minneapolis TO get work.
rh;s mn. tho La, ..o, ~ h;,,, Ia, III. f..,,,.
He aead hoJv US Sarn5 Ir;na h, a. my:
hoJv ~ NJ. m IA Urra,; i...
snay,ments a, No IA Ens, Sav,n,h .,s.at -,
anderson and 70 - saloon The theory To- tor
muiste5 ia that Ke,jogg kilied Tho vn,"ay al
u.a ~ ~ !" " McnoSs vas "ercnant IN
and pn one Of his tr,p, here me-, an xxi W.
consin friend, Mrs. b. L. Barrette. the wife Of
q noted gambler-Dave Barrette-from whom
che had separated Mrs. Barrette was in
needy circumstances, and Kellogg befriended
her.
Something over year ago Kellogg came 70
st. Paul with his family, opened the Buckeye
restaurant made some money, lost it ALL and
. short time ago failed in business. He was
infatuated with Mrs. Barrette, and would haunt
on DR. Wcstlak Ike and toid him thai Kelioc, hal
threatened to kill her and then shoot himself
Mrs Barrette was shot in the right temple and
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

About twenty states have Legislative
sessions only once liz two years, and it
- said not one of them coptemplates go
ing back to the old plan. The aggre-
gate Of Legislation with biennial sessions
IS reduced 10y one-third to three-fifths.
Il is conclusively shown that tho bien-
NAL session consumes no more time than
. single annual session.
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

A man in Tuscarora, New, leased a org
tarantuls with a little stick. The venomous
insect jumped about four feet and bit It's tor
mentor on the wrist INJECTING wound that
cost him doctor bill and a long lay of from
pprk.
The Mineral argus., 1885-04-02

not to he permitted to establish q Central
American dictatorship.
Mayor O'Bricn's errand In connection with
the plans for the new bridge at st. Paul has
been wholly successful
Tive brothers named Kerr living near Mat
toon, ILL.,, quarrelled. when one shot tho other,
inflictng a wound from which lie died
No trace of the missing editor OF Harpers
Weekly, = =. Conant. has been found in Flor
ida, whittier he was reported 10 have gone.
Justice Gray, of .,ie federal supreme court
sports his coat of arms AMI lives is more ex-
elusive fashion than any of his associates.
A tremendous pressure has been brought TO
hear upon the president TO secure the removal
Of Il. Plat Carpenter from the governorship
OF Montana
The mayor Of Wheeling is trying 10 suppress
gambling bnt his chief Of police refuses to CO.
operate The gambler have offered sjo,tNp for
immunity fer one year.
Joe Pulitzer. of the New York World Says he
would not sell his paper for 81 ,oto,en and that
his net income will soon he slol NuO from that
property. Ten years ago lac was not worth
slo,a0
The National. of Paris, saws that instruct
ton has been sent 10 Patenotrc, the French
ambassador in China, to renew negotiations
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1885-08-02
The Triple somersauIt.
New York Cor. Inter Ocean.


A former circus performer is patient
at the Home for lncurables. His ailment
is spinal, and IL has brought on cousump
ton. The original cause was hurt re
ceived while trying 10 turn triple somer
sault Doubtless you have heard ring
master prandiloquently announce. at the
close Of the spring board leaping in a cir.
Gus performance, while the orchestra was
hushed, and the boys in the front benches
breathed hard. that Signor So.and so
would accomplish the unriyaled feat OF
turning three complete somersauts 10 the
air twixt spring board and mattress Then
the gymnast did something that seemed
TO realize the promise. But ii was an
illusion His body really made only two
revolutions Experts differ 10 opinion as
10 whether the genuine feat has ever been
accomplished. There are recorded deaths
resulting from attempts The difficulty
lies in an inability TO alight on the feet
after so many turns
II thought cDuld do Il. said Henry
y. Northup. the man dying in the hos
p,al, "as was powerful athlete and
very clever on my legs
rugged up springboard in the
yard OF my residence, aud plucked vi
the courage 10 practice Twice ! turned
triple somersaults fairly and squarely, but
the third time | came down heavily on
the back Of my neck. was laid ut foI
month, and on attempting TO resume
work found that there was something
wrong with my spine have steadily
grown worse. and there's not more than
| six months left Of me
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1885-08-02
Funny stage Incident.
THE Lute.l

A ludicrous incident lately took place
during a performance Of Der FreiscGulz"
at the Munich { curt theatre Casper has
TO prove the infallibilty Of the magic
bullets to Max by shooting an eagle oil.
hand Something. however, was wrong
with the gun on the night in question; for
although lasFar pulled twice, his piece
did not 20 of Herr Liehr, who was
playing the part, was quite equal 10 the
emergen y, and exclaimed eXtempore,
See! have brought him down all the
same, as the property bird fell lump on
the stage YOGI, however, the Max of
the occasion. rejo.ned with the proper
words Of his part: "Caspar, what did
you load within Have you any more bull.
lets of that sorti" whereupon a shout OF
Homeric laughter burst from the audi.
ence, and continued. peal after peal, for
such an unconscionable time that the
official In charge Of the stage at last
ordered the curtain TO be lowered upon q
hurry. burly Of merriment without prece-
dent In the precincts Of the Hoftheatre
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1885-08-02
Swearing Failing into u s.epute.

10y To- T., tNef|
II Is beyond question that swearing is
beginning in these days 10 fall into dis.
repute. not because Of its wickedness
but because il is more and more regarded
as in bad taste. Formerly, even in the
politest circles, men would rip out oaths,
and such expressions as Cad abound in
tie Old moves and dramas. 4 gentleman
was expected 10 swear roundly, and the
English race especially were noted for
their rough and violent profanity, so that
they came 10 be known on the continent
rs the tioddams
Now swearing is frownel upon among
educated and cultivated rnglishmen. II
violates the r LrSt canon OF good breed
ing, which is sell. control. and is tabooed,
MT because il is wrong. but because il Is
distastetul. Just rs iutDNiCatiOn. or the
too free use of Alcoholic stimulants, is
looked u, on as Vulgar and offensive H..
dulgeDCe so the Use Of UatiIs is objected
60 aS essentially uDCentiemanlike
rom having been the loudest and
coarsest of swearers, English gentlemen
have become the most into'erant of yro.
faue expressions. and even the millest ex.
pletiyes are accounted by them as in bad
ias,e Soldiers and sailors formerly
looked upon swearing as professional
necessity, and perhaps still do SO: but
probably man like Wolseley shares the
feeling of other English gentlemen with
respect TO profanity, aud we know that
Grant went through all the excitement of
the civil war without an oath, though on
both sides the air was often blue with
cursing.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1885-08-02

THE President has named the fol-
lowing as pail bearers for Gen. Grant;
General William Il. Sherman, U. S.
A.; Lieutenant General Phillip II.
Sheridan, U. ). Al Admiral David
d. Porter, u. 5. "; Vice Admiral S.
G. Rowan, U. S. N, General Joseph
Z. Johnson, Of Virginia; General
Swain d. Buckner, OF Kentucky
Hamilton Fish, ofNew York, George
:. Boutville. Of Massacb usetts; George
w. Childs, of Pennsylvania; John A
Logan, Of Illinois; George Jones, o
New York; oliver Hoyt. Of New York
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1885-08-02
Soap Bubbles.

A good rule for making soap bubbles 10
this
Into quart bottle Of rain water put
four ounces Of pure palm oil soap sliced
into thin shayings shake the mixture
well until the water will dissolve no moro
soap. Let il stand until II settles perfectly
clear. Then add TO two volumes Of this
soap solution one volume Of pure conoen-
trated glyceriDe
This preparation will make stout bub.
bles whose changes In color and shifting
Of hues will repay for the trouble