Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-11-25
Two thousand dollars Was given bv ara

chester court to woman wbose brsha,a,x
anections had been aIienated BY another
woman. We fancy that a good many mar
ried women would rather have the two thop-
SAND dollars than Rochester man. aifec.
tion--Somerville Journal.
An Arkansas editor extrav v,rantlv sx-
eiaimsi '.You may hive all the stars in a
nan Reg, hang the ocean on a rail- fence 10
dry, put the sky in a gourd to soak. I'M
"uekle the belly band of eternity, and Let
out the sun and moon, but never deiude
Yourself with the idea that you can escape
That place on the other side of purystory
unless you pay the printer.
Brown-''I saw Green you tounsmsn.
just now. told him that you lad secured
the nomination in our Senatorial district.
and that you said you would go out of your
own town with sufficient majority to carry
you through" Black-nYes2 And what
did Green say to that % Brown-s.Why,
he said he didn't care how you went ont,
so that you went."-Boston Transcript.
Hunters will feel like going to Fulton
county when they read the following, which
was published in the Fulton Republican of
last Week We are informed that one day
recently, Mr.. d avid Black, OF Taylor town.
ship, shot aud killed two deer, one fox and
one wild turkey. in less than an hours time.
Several other deer have been killed in the
same vicinity, during the past two weeks.
Boston lawyer went to Burmas to hang
out his shingle. He did not stay long but
came home utterly disgusted with the man
ner OF settling disputes in Burmah. He
says, "instead of taking their disputes into
the courts the contending parties put their
heads under water. The one who can keep
his head under longest wins the case There
is very little inducement for lawyers to
prac Ice in Burmah.''
Moody is holding meetings in 4 rink
building in Reading, this state. He attracts
large audiences. The other evening be
gave his opinion of chur ch fairs, he said, L
think the church fair an abomination. The
idea of rafting and voting for the best look
ing man. | saw a church fair advertise
that a man would kiss any girl for twenty
five cents. had rather yOu would wor-
ship in a barn than resort to any of these
methods.
Fifteen tramps, last Friday, visited Den
ton, Texas, in search of vietuals and work,
things which they are always looking for,
but when they offered them work they Ie-
fused. The citizens of Denton then con-
cludsd to give them another kind of a
treat. They tied them up to posts and
invitation 10 lsavs, and never come to the
town again.
Milton Goshen, aged nine years, son OF
Isaac n. Goshen, Of Kansas, ar rived at his
grandfather, George Goshen's home, in
this place, last Thursday evening, having
been 90 the caIs three days and two nights.
His destination was distinctly uIarked on =
card that was fastened 10 his coat, and
each conductor Of the rout over which he
passed gave him attention, so that he might
be landed safely among his friends.
The Bloomfield Aavo,ats of November
18th, saws: Last SATURDAY night some rl,-
Gals visited the bira yard q, David Rscter,
residing on the old Power 1,rn mile and
a halt above this place, and drove out
sheep. The animal was tis,ca pack OF he
barn aud butchered. toe head AMI skin be-
ing fouad there next morning.
It is reported that three sheep belonging
to Jas Campbell, on the Alex. Kiinsp-ter
farm, disappeared the same night.
Four Lewistown sports wen. 70 Tia river
on a duck shooting excursion. The p5ei OF
the Democrat writes their exploit up IS fol-
lows:
We huntce som, wi'i dick,
We shoctee tice -Ime.
We pay five dimes sch one,
Which IS alice the sane.
we huntae no more iuck,
We ike not such gana.
Leastwlys we shoot 10 duck
Til We AK him nis name,
The Pennsylvania railroad sells duplex
tickets on trains. II 4 passenger does not
buy a ticket at the station for any reason,
and offers TO pay his fare 10 the conductor,
that official sells him ticket, FOR which he
charges hIm at the rate of three cents per
mile aud ten cents additional. To this tick
ct is attached a coupon, which the passea-
ger keeps and presents at the ticket office of
the company when ne reaches his desuna-
tion, and the ten cents is refunded.
4 paper published in a neighboring coun-
" thinks that it doesn't pay to keep pigs in
town. The scribe says: One Of our towns
men who kept three pigs this year, says it
took l25 pounds Of shorts per week at
cents a pound, making Sl.ST or about $40
for twelve months besides so bushels ofcorn,
which cost about $40, making a total Of
Sll0. He figures his hog meat cost him ga
cents a pound; when he could buy all he
wants 1t 6 cents pound. He has couclud-
ed to quit keeping pigs, cheat the cholera,
prevent neighbors' complaints, relieve the
town council from responsibility, AMI lay by
every week what j; cost him to feed hrs
pigs, bag pork whed il suits aim in the fsll'
and save $50 per cent.
Last Thursday, Miss Elizabeth Greer,
aged 7s wears, died at the resiiencs OF her
brother John Greer, at Scranton, Pa, whith-
er she hai gon. from thifc5uty about a
month ago. The Grsers were Juniata conn
ty peopi c. Miss Greer has been living quiet
ly near this place many years, so quietly
that many people did not know of her ex-
is'euce. Her remains were brought 10 this
pla &c on Saturday morning and in the af-
ternoon the funeral took place from the res
idence of E. b. McCrnm. The funeral was a
noticeable one becsusc of its attendance