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The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

FIRST wretch: "How's your wife, old man!' Second wretch: Splendid! Bad cold; can't speak above a whisper. ."-N r. LedgeT.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

A new comedy is called ''The Girl With a Tin Heart" Nearly all the girls have tin heart when young man comes around with soft solder
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

Do YOU enjoy good health!n asked Cross. Why, yes, of course. Who doesn'tP'
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

THE man who signs himself Constant Reader is probably fraud. No man can
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

WREN a young lady goes to church to ex- hibit her new sealskin she certainly might be called sack-religious.-Chi Tribune.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

THE man who said: 'There is garden in her face," was evidently using fiowery Ian guage.-BostOm Transcript.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

IN cold Northern countries, by wise pro- vision of nature, the mountains are clad in firs.-G0ldea DayS.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

A MAN with a noisy dog calls him Tree," because all the bark Is on the octside.-Oh City Derrick.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05
ScrofuIa Of Lungs.

am now 49 years old and have suffered for the last fifteen years with lung trouble. have spent thou sands of dollars to arrest the march of this disease; but temporary relief all that I obtained. I was unfit for any manual labor for several years friend strongly recommended the use of Swifts Specific (S. s. S.), claiming that he himself had been greatly benefited by its in some lung troubles. Iresolved to try it. The results are remarkable. My cough has left me, my strength has returned, and weigh sixty pounds more than ever did in my life. It has been three years since stopped the of the medicine, but have had return of the disease, and there no pains weakness felt in my lungs. do the hard est kind of work. T.J. HOLT.
 Montgomery. Ala, June 25, 1885.
 Swft's Specific is entirely vegetable Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
 TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.,, Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ga, or l57 W. 2Sd Street. N. I.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

SPEAKING of hunting, Binks says the abode of the dear is fashionable millinery shop. -OH CitN Derrick.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

WHILE her mother was taking a fly out of the butter, little Daisy asked: Is that a butterfly, mamma .'-P PittsbuTgh Chronicle
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

PIso's Remedy for Catarrh is agreeable to use. It is not liquid or snuff. 50c.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

"PLENTY of room at the top," remarked found it only half full-DamviHe Breeze.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

''WbaJ is your circulation.' asked the in quisitive individual of an editor "Blood, principally" was the calm reply.-DamOilie Breeze
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

A number of flying foxes from the Black forest of Germany are to be brought to this country.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

THE locks on door are worn perfectly plain. It is the door that is banged.-N. r. Ul;L
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

AN Omaha man advertises for buggy horse. What strange tastes some people have.-ChicdgO Mda.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

PIKE's TOOTHACHE DROPS cure in minute, 2oc Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beautites. 25c. GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns & Bunions-
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr. Isa aC Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. 2oc
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

A MINOR event-The birth of baby. But the parents don't think SO, of course.-BGr- berSi Gqzette.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

A TRANSPORTATION that is really won- derful-. When a horse is turned into pasture
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05

A MANS temper, unlike the kindling in 6 stove, is often fired by bad match.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-05
The Mirror

is no hatterer. Would you make 1t tell a sweeter taleT Magnolia Balm is the charm CT that almost cheats the looking-glass.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27
T HE NJ ON
FARM HINTS.

The breeding SOW should now have a
change of food. All corn is not good. Feed
her some Stops of bran, and give her %rootS,il
possible: anyway. change her food so her
bowels will not he constipated and she get
feverish. When these things are done
there will be less crazy SONS to eat up
their pigs. Put salt. sulphur, and char
coal where the sow can get at it all the
time. Hogs will eat a great deal of salt II
they have the chance, and they will do bet
ter.
Horses and also mules will let their
tongues hang out of their mouths, some
times because they have IA habit of doing
so. Quite often, however, they do SO be-
cause they have a sharp tooth or their
teeth have Jagged edges, which hurt the
tongue when they have a bit i'll their
mouths. The only remedy is to file off the
sharp points and edges of their teeth so
they will not hurt their tongues.
Have the cattle sharp horns which need
cutting off? Just heat an old scytlie thor
oughly hot and it will take them off just
as easy without the least iarring of their
heads. So it is said.
Some cows hold up their milk when
things do not exactly suit them. Treat
such COWS gently: divert their attention by
a lick of food of some kind, or by patting
and talking quietly and pleasantly to them
A COW that is properly treated likes to be
MIXED by a person who knows Low to
milk. If a cow is irritated oil accou 1t Of
her calf, or from fright, or any other cause
that disturbs her comfort and rutfies her
nerves, she may hold up her milk, but gen.
tie and kindly treatment will soon over
come it, while if the mixer loses temper
and patience the matter is only made
worse.
1t may avoid difficulty at settling time
with hired men, or others with whom time
business contracts are made, to have SIM
pie articles of contract or agreement drawn
Up and signed by both parties. A mere
memorandum or note of contract marked
down in a note book is better evidence at
law thar that which is based simply on
memory
Cows will readily learn to eat skim milk.
There is an advantage in this. for there are
times when more milk is produced than can
be profitably fed otherwise. Besides the
COWS that are taught to eat the greatest
variety of food are always the best milk
ers. But in most places all the skim milk
can be more protitably fed TO pigs and
poultry than to any other stock. Skim
milk for hens will set them to laying. 1t
abounds in albumen. from which the white
of the egg is formed.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Remnants yard wide Fruit of the Loom
bleached muslin. Sets. per yard at Hum
phreys. tt
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27
HINTS.

Slightly soiled white wooden articles,
knitted or crocheted, may be made to look
as well as new if they are carefully rubbed
in flour Cover them with flour and rub
gently. as if washing, until the -four be-
comes dark. Shake out the article and rub
in clean flour until all soil is removed.
Shake well and hang in the wind until no
atom of flour remains in the wool. OF
course one would not care to cleanse in this
way articles that are worn next to the
body, but for shawls, capes, and head COW
erings flour answers admirably.
Economy counts in the course of the
year. and the care of the kitchen utensils,
the wash tubs. etc, is 10y no means lost or
useless it is wise also to look after the
fruit-cans: when the fruit is taken out they
should be washed in warm, hot suds. and
should then have a little soda or ammonia
put in them and be filed with water, and
allowed to stand for an hour or two, then
they should be rinsed i'll clear water, and
the rubbers and tops all be taken equally
good care of, so that when they are needed
the next autumn no loss may occur.
The best way to brighten a carpet is to
put a half tumbler of spirits of turpentine
in a basin of water and dip your broom in
it and sweep over the carpet once or twic',
and it will restore the color and brighten
it up until you would think it new. Another
good way to clean old carpets is to rub
them over with meal; just dampen it very
little and rub the carpet with it, and when
perfectly dry sweep over with meal.
Wine whey for a patient convalescing
from fever is al acceptable drink. Heat
in one glass of wine, and let it remain I'M
disturbed until the milk curdles. When
the curd settles, strain it and let it cool.
\ spoonful of rennet water hastens the
operation. 1t may be made palatable with
loaGsugar and nutmeg if the patient can
bear it. Sherry is the best wine for the
purpose.
was backing the stove and | mixed the
backing with water. | BACKED and rub
bed and rubbed and BACKED. but could not
get Il TO shine to suit me, when a lady
stepped in and said why don't you mix
the backing with coffee? p" | did so and
had the pleasure of seeing my stove fairly
glisten.
a tablespoonful Of powdered alum.
sprinklcd into a hogshead of water, and
stirred, will in the course of a few hours
%precipitate to the bottom all the impure
particles and leave the water clear and pure
as spring water. Four gallons would need
but a tcaspoonful.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

1900 yards Conestoga W. fine brown
yard-wide shifting muslin, soon beaches
after washing a few times. Very durable
weight, 81 cts. per yard, at f. B. Hum
phreys & Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Since Edison invented the telephone and
p%honograph he has more orders for new in
v%entions than he can attend to. One party
wants him to invent IA boneless chad; an
other asks him to turn his attention to a
gas meter that won't always lie in favor OF
book that will always contain a dollar or
two; and while he is about it he might as
well infuse some of his inventive genius
into a flight Of stairs that won't creaK like
house at midnight,
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Bobbs-'I see the Greek is to be made
optional at Harvard. VIII your son make
a change in his studies, or will he keep
right on as h~eretofore?" Nobbs-'O.
'twont make any difference i'll his case. At
least, | judge so from what he said this
morning" Bobbs-''And what was tllat?"
Nobbs-"Whv. he said the whole c%urricu-
lam was Greek TO him.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Ladies grained button shoes at $l.50-
nice article, solid leather counters, no shod-
dy. E. B. Humphreys d Go.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Ladies dressed kid button shoes, the new
style toe, stylish and durable, $3.50 a pair.
f. B. Humphreys & Go.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Short lengths of neat plaid wooden cass;-
mere, at % cts. per yard. worth 30 cts,
just the thing for children's suits. Z. B.
Humphreys & Co. tt
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Oil cloths, all widths, spoons, knives,
forks, tubs. and many articles for house
keeping. E. B. Humphreys & Co. If
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27
N FLITCRAFT


UD!T send six cents for postage. ana
u FhI receive free, a costly box Of
u ! utLLl goods which will help Won 10
more money right away than
anythlng else IN this world. All, Of either sew
Suceeeu from iifst hour. The broad road IL,
lorlulie opens before the workers. absolnteiv
sHfe. Al once address. TnrH 4 %. Augusta.
Aus47Iy
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

AS the time approaches for Spring sales,
we call attention to the fact that it is al
ways best to advertise III the local news
papers as well as by posters, and the best
OF these is the )foSIToR.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

One bale horse blankets, at IS cents, Just
received at L. B. Humphreys.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27
A NEW WATCH OFFER.
To Old and New Subscribers.

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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-03-27

Children's button shoes at soc. to s1.00
The real genuine solar tips ut 400 per
pair. L. i. Humphreys Il Go.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
Psalm of the Postnan.

The righteous man ariseth early in the
morning after the snow storm and clear
eth his walk of snow; yea, he c0vsrsth
the icy places with ashes and scattereth
sand upon his sidewalk.
But tina unrighteOus man desth not so.
He lieth In bed and lstteth the snow re-
main upcn his walk; yea, he scattsrsth
NO sand upon the icy places, and when
the p0stmaA walketh thereon he slip
psth up and bangeth himself against the
earth, so that his spine sticketh up
through the top OF his hat, and his sky
Is frightened by many brilliant star.
The righteous man hath letter box
affixed TO his door. wherein the pos tman
drOppeth the mail and departeth, with
thanksgiving in his heart.
But the ungodly man dOeth not SO He
hath no bell upon his door, and his
latch string Is broken: and when the
postmaR briHgeth the mail he knOcksth
on the door till his knuckles are raw.
And when the ungodly man cometh to
the door he grOwleth at the pOstman,
kieketh the dog, and forgetteth to say
Thank YOU"
The gOdly man hath a charming
daughter, and smileth graciOusly at the
pOstman; and he ehaineth the dog In the
stable, that ths pOstmaa's heart be not
affrighted, and the psstman carries the
mail even unto the kitchen door; and the
gOdly man laughsth to himself and re-
callath the days of his youth.
When the ungOaly man writeth let
ter he sticksth upon one corner the To-
gend, In haste" thinking TO deceive the
unwary. But the pestmaA smileth q
happy smile and tucketh it down to the
bottom of his bag; yea, he layeth 1t over
several trips, and his heart is full of joy.
Lao Telegram.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
Items of Interest.

Carpenters use square mall8ts. while
stone cutters nse round snss. The rsa-
son with the former is that thov may be
ased in corners where a: round mallet
would not go Stone cutters use round
RalIets in order that different part
may strike ON the chisel at each blow.
The cutter turns his hammer as he
works, otherwise the iron tool would
SOM bore a hole in it..
Meagher county, Montana, has a resi-
dent who commenced the cattle business
fifteen years ago with sixty dairy cows,
who marketed $4,000 worth Of beeves
last year, the result Of two years growth
and whose herd Is now worth fully $3.50
600. the annual product of which may be
set down at $4,000 for the next 1--WE
years, and then raised to $4,000 for the
succeeding Ave years.
One evening when the beautiful Kau
ST, daughter of powerful Chinese man
DARN. was assisting at the grand feast
Of lanterns, she was so overcome by the
heat that she was obliged to take off her
mask. But to expose her face to the
eyes of the profane and vulgar was a Sc
riOus Offenss against the law. so, holding
the mask as closely as possible TO her
features, she rapidly flutterad it to give
herself air, and the rapidity OF the move
msnt still concealed her. The other la
dies present, witnessing this hardy but
charming innovation, initiated IL, and at
once ten Thousand hands were futtering
ten thousand masks. Thus the fan was
evolved and took the place OF the mask.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
How They Look at 1t.

Chicago Tribune: The apostle of the
fusionists lin Michigan] 10 or has been
ex-GOv. Begole, and, under the impetus
OF interest In present nominations, the
record has been examined to see how
the fusiOnists really got along as re-
formers during Gov. Begols's admins
tratiOn. In the year Of 1882. while there
was Republican governor, a state en-
sampmeRt of militia was held, and the
voucher paid for medicine was $l2 Is.
When Gov. BsgOle became commander
in-chief another encampment was held,
and singularty enough, the bill for med
ieins was much greater. In fact the
advent OF a governor making an espee
ial claim for support Oh the Prohibition
lists seemed to induce at once class Of
diseases among the unterrifisd militia
the only proper remedy for which was
something spiritHsus. In the FIRST en-
campmsnt under Gov. BICYCLES admins
tration-and succeeding ones were
marked by the same phenOmenOp-th
bill for medicine was 1857 81, of which
$40 % was paid for whisky. brandy.
port wine and sherry. The spirits con
sumsd appear disguised In the bills IN
der az technical terms as druggists
could supply with the goods, but the
troops did not m inc that as long as the
medicine tasted right. In only one in
stance was the ordinary term to express
liquor used, tho order ia that ease being
drawn by some braZen militiaman who
wanted 20 gals of whiskey," without any
nonsense.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
A Musical Camden.

A lively air on violin will sometimes
set whole flock Of geese wild with de-
light. On ono occasion, at a country
wedding, there was a curious perform
ance. After dinner a lady entertained
the guests assembleden the lawn with
music OIL an ACCORDION. A flock OF geese
were feeding in the road just below the
house. and, with Outstretchsd necks, an :.
swered back with loud notes Of satisfas-
ton. Soon white gandsr commenced
dancing a lively jig. keeping good time
to the music. For several minutes he
kept up the performance, to the great
delight of the company. The expert
msnt was tried several times for week
or more, and the tones Of the accordion
never failed to set the old gander into a
lively dance. A bObOlink, placed in
cage with some eaDaries, exhibited great
delight at their songs. He did not sing
himself, but with peculiar cluck could
always set the eanariss singing. After
q while no began to learn their songs
note by note, and i'm the course OF few
weeks mastered the entire song.-POpu-
lar Science Monthly.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
Ayers Sarsaparina.

Since then Mr.. LELAND has recommended
AYERS SARsAPARILLA in many similar
cases, and he has never yet heard of its fail
ure to effect a radical cure.
Some years ago one Of Mr.. LELAND's farm
laborers bruised his leg. Owing to the bad
state of his blood, an ugly scrofulous swelling
or lump appeared on the injured limb. Hor-
rible itching of the skin, with burning and
darting pains through the lump, made life
almost intolerable. The leg became enor-
mously enlarged, and running ulcers formed,
discharging great quantities of extremely
offensive matter. No treatment was of any
avail until the man, by Mr.. LELAND's direc-
tion, was supplied with AYERS SARsArA-
RILLA, which allayed the pain and irritation,
healed tho sores, removed the swelling, and
completely restored the limb to use.
Mr.. LELAND has personally used
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02

built at Wvanaotts in 1881 for Captain
A. K. Goodrich, and they cost $4,000
each. They were built expressly for the
route between Milwaukee and Grand
Haven. and they were the finest iron
passenger prOpellers on the lakes.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
WARREN LELAND,
Largest Hotel Enterprises

OF America says that while passenger from
New York on board a ship going around Care
Horn, in the carly days of emigration tot;.-
ifornia, he learned that one of the officers OF
the vessel had cured himself during the ". !
age, OF an obstinate disease by the use Of
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
Ayers Sarsaparila

for Rheumatism, with entire success and,
after careful observation, declares that, in
his belief, there is no medicine in tho word
equal to it for the cure of Liver Disorders,
Govt, the effects of high living. Salt
Rhcum, Sores, Eruptions, and all the
various forms OF blood diseases.
We have Mr.. LELASD's permission to invite
all who may desire further evidence in regard
to the extraordinary curative powers Of
AYERS SARsApARiLLA to see him person.
ally either at lis mammoth Ocean I.ctcl,
Long Branch, or at the popular Leland Hotel,
broadway, 9th and 2sth Streets, New York.
Mr.. LELASD's extensive knowledge of the
good done by this uncqualled cradicator of
blood poisons enables him to give inquirers
much valuable information.
PREPARED BY
Dr.. J.C. Ayer& Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by AL Druggists; 81. six bottles for IS.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02

IL you are failing, broken, worn out aud
nervous, use wells Health Remover" 81.
Druggists.
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WhOOpiny COII-i

s'wel's' Health Remover" rest res health
ard vigor, cure dyspepsia Headache, Nerv-
BUSINESS, Debility 81.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02

and MANY Throat Affections of childre
promotly, pleasantly and safelv relieved
"Rough on Co ighs." rroches l5c; Balsam q
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
Rough on COrns."

Pelpitation, ID ,opsical Swelling, Dizz ness.
Indigestion Head che, Sleeplessness cured by
ssWells Health Remover
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
Thin people.

STRENGTHENING. improved, the best for back
ache. pains in CHI st or side rheumatism neu-
ralUia
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"Rough. on Pain' Eoroused Plaster

Ask r Wels'"Rough on Corns." l5o. Quick
con plete curo Hard or soft corns, warts,
hilninna
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OMNIBUS & BAGGAGE LINE.
C. A. SMOLl, rluu'ietor.
Trough On ssats.'
Main Street, Opposite A. ?. Nswton's
Store.

Ask for Rough on Coughs" for Coughs,
Colds. Sore Throat, Hoarseness Troches, loo.
Iiuuid.
Northern tribune. [volume] (Cheboygan, Mich.) 1875-1885, 1885-04-02
"ROugh on 'IoOihncIse.

II YOU are losing your grip on life try Wei
'.Health Remover" Goes direct wax spo
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''ROngh on Pain TOroused Plaster;
STRENGTHENING, improved, the best for back
ache, pains in chest or side, rheumatism. neu-
ralgla
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Ladies who would retain freshness and vi
~vacty. Don't fail to try Wells Health Re-
tr,m
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Heart Pains.

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies. ants, bed
bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c, Drug
iris q
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city WOinier

Instant relief for Neuralgia, Toothache
Faceache. Ask for Rough on Toothache.'
Il and % cents.