New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-11-10
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TIE TALK or THE DAP.


The Indian Medical Gazette advocates the use OF can
demned criminals for cholera experiments The Grim.
inas who have heard from say they don't want v
such funny business.
1t was one Of those delightful September morning.
that strayed into November The light auiumoai
only invgorated with the coors OF the rising ann
Rosalnd McGush, aroused by tho matin aros
from the poultry yard parted the curtains and looked
forth upon Inc scene What gorgeous morning az
why should be chained to this humdrum sphere viii
seize my pen forth meodious verse in honor OF
Rosy % came sharp call from the foot OF the stair,
4" Come down and fry the buckwheats, right away"
Aud from thoughts poetic TO deeds domestic Rosalnd
desccndcd.-t Hartford Post
The Erening Post doesn't like any unseemy hlary
lust at present 1t reminds of the darkey stroy.
to rebue the leyity OF his comrades by saying Pa
q funeral"
OHIO MOVES ONE DOOR,
Farewell to thee, October. 0!
Thy voting vices we remember.
The Buckeye boys now sober, .!
VIII cast their ballots In Noyemberl
October, from your dwelling, o!
Where filth her royal robe dsgraces
And where there's ballot selling, o!
Ohio moves her voting places.
She moves perhaps, abruptly o.
But there's this very potent reason:
She'll vote much less cOrruptly o!
When next there comes election season.
-Columbus Dispatch.
General Butler has secured the services ofseveral good
parts mills and read to the operatives they work
"You have very fine collection OF plants" said III,
minister, as Mrs. Snaggs was showing him through the
conservatory at her country seat; o,,n,,o, o,.u,.
"Yes, am quite proud OF my botanical display was
her reply: .noo,n,or q, ncor,y ovorr r,,,..-,
"We, yes I; but there Is plant that 1 read OF the
other day that never saw and must get one OF then
"A plant You never saw I"
Yes read of It In Pittsburg paper"
What kind of plant was 1t ~
II was called coal plant but really don't know
what Ike. I'll Mr. SnaggS 10 get inc when
lie goes to the cty.-tPittsburg Chroncle-reegraph.
Possibly Thc SIMS cat exhausted by election labos
was quietly sleeping when this expression slipped into
our luminous contempOrarys editorial page yesterday
will think it OF the slightest consequence who Ira
Davenport is for against" Or was 1t The SIMS gram
marian who slumbered
Said Koch; "Fve some comma bacilli."
said Klein | don't think they will kill" AZ"
said Fnklcr and PRIOR,
"BclicVc he's "a Tar"
said Ferian: " / can knock you all sillL
-tMedca Record
British Free-trader-" am getting to admire The Ner
York Tunes and more every year. 1t is so like the
dear old LOad0H Times"
First intense American" Yes, liza The London inns
without It's brains"
second Intense Amercan-. Or WIZ C..rs brains sub
stitutcd."
It was hasty traveller,
A carpet bag le bore;
His face was closely shaver,
And blue spect 'cies he wcte.
lie tarried NJ the window
Where they railway Tickets sell,
Tlt the place to whtc med journey
10 the clerk he would not tsll.
Then To hIm the clsrk said, buntly,
sir, YOU must not ttrry Mere
II YOU wish to bug no ticket"
said the other. - Bank cashier -
Then the clerk replied " SIX dollars
And without the least delay
Gave tue CusOmcra ticket
Der the line t. Canada.
-IBost0n Gazette.
A correspondent IN Dakota says: Gut Dakota into
strip of lltnch wide, and tie the "trip OF Dakota
TO the axis OF the earth lash fEen secure
robust cowboy TO handle IT, and it could be used sir
IN the planets and cracked about tae Of tho noss
distant liked star"
Customer dnqGirirg for his TRIBcsE)--iaye ysu to-
day'sl
gone n YOU Lent get around until this hour ia the af-
tcrn)On
Customer-How about yesterday'si
New lealer-Al gone. Ciut keep yesterdays Tor
anybody.
Gustofner-Well, you will have some Of to-morrows
Newsdcaer-L,ri bless yOu sir yes! Dead loads q
EN-. There's always plenty 0t tOmorrOvs
Then tho customer stopped questioning. IL 1ashel
upon him that their conversation WAS parable OF LIE
IL was only necessary to omit the pOsSessvc apssro-
phe. from the todays, the yesterdays. amt to-noOYs
-lTd-Bits.