The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-04-04
wit and Wisdom.
ence is a sign of wisdom.

the smile of fool.
Ifyou feel angry, beware lest you
become revengefuI.
Want of care does more damage
than want of knowledge.
Speak we'll of your friends-of
your enemies say nothing.
An inch advertisement in news
paper is worth two on tree.
No man was ever SO much deceiv-
ed by another as by himself.
A dollar of 1904 is worth 5000. A
dollar of 1884 is worth eighty-five
cents.
Worryin' ober what can't be help
ed is de skrenk on de wagon wheel
OBJ life.
Be an economist in prosperity !;
there is no fear of your not being one
in adversely.
If we do not attend to our business
ourselves, somebody will attend to it
for us with unpleasant results.
Never was any person ungrateful
who was not also proud, nor any one
proud who was not equally migrate
full.
"What is laughter 2" askek a scien.
fist. 1t is what you don't hear when
you find your wife sitting up for you
after getting home from the club.
Strength, whether of body, mind or
will, is an unknown quantity. 1t can
never be measured except by putting
ii forth.
Hell don't see Charley and Clara
together lately. She-No, they've
broken off. He-For good? She
Yes, for her good,
An exchange says: Twill the
coming woman work ?" If she mar
ries titled foreign adventurer she
will either have to work or starve.
He IS the richest man who knows
how to garner the wealth which the
past have left him and use it for the
benefit of himself and others.
No particular locality can claim a
monopoly of the grumbler. He seems
TO flourish everywhere, Just now he
is at New Orleans in great force.
A correspondent wants to know if
sleeping in the open air is healthy.
Ofcourse it is. Where will you find
any healthier set of men than the po-
lice.
An absent husband telegraphed to
his wife, II send youa kiss" He re-
ceived the reply. "Spruce young
man called and delivered the kiss in
good order"
Parlor comedy-''What's the mat
ter, dear? What makes everybody
look so solemn ?" Arabela-"Sh Sh;
Jones, the humorist, is going to give
a recital"
"HOw did you begin life 2" the
young man asked the great man. 81
didn't begin it, "truthfully replied the
great man. 1T was here when | got
here"
Sitting Bull has taken a great lik-
ing to canned peaches, and a quart
can just fills him up. He now begins
TO realize how much he missed by be-
ing an Indian so lon
The true strength of every human
soul is to be dependent on as many
nobler as it can discern, and to be de-
pended upon by as many inferior as
it can reach.-Rushil.
The finest results can only be OBJ
tanned when the head and heart have
inspierd the worker, when no trouble
is deemed too much and no denial
too great to accomplish the end in
view.
When man tells me that his pas
slons are very strong, L simply adj
wise him to mix them with his NOR
ais, which are apt to be very weak.
Then you see, he strikes good aver
age.
"This young lady says you came
from behind and stared in her face
why did you do SOP" asked the police
judge. Il have a way of looking at
the bright side of things" replied the
tramp.
The LiUe ,Stock Journal says that
only one man in fifty knows how to
feed hogs as they should be fed. That
is one reason why there are so many
complaints about boarding houses.
Persons who are always innocently
cheerful and good humored are very
useful in the world; they maintain
peace and happiness and spread a
thankful temper among all who live
around them.
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