The Democrat. (Scotland Neck, Halifax Co., N.C.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-11
Tn DEMOCRATS W!sH!SG i'll off'tt'

Government the world ever saw. S
Won wish to weigh mail bags. lhat c
Mace is worth $1,000 year. II $
.>u;,,as ron IN under the Civil Service t
rn,e We admit that you organize" :
q Climb Of voters, talked TO Them ar
oue1 with them, wore port holes IN
@o,r ,rousers as chairman OF 'Deir
meetings, stayed away from your 'am'
;,1 several weeks, hurrahed till your
tlorax felt like burnt borax OF l'q"'o
s.orax, That you saved your town
70 The Democrats. elected Leg's'a-
70, secured a Democratic Senator
and WAS the man whose work mace
the State and Republic Demccrat'c'
Hot What of that? Party service
mint deuce high, compared to civil
service. Il
Come up here, you honest ana
therefore poor, Democratic boy bat.
terer. You wish to weigh mail bags?
Can you weigh mail bag'?
Yes /
"can YOU weigh it correctly and
mt the figures down, add them up
correctly, and tell how many news
papers. etc, left on train No. T. nlsn'
run Buzzleton & Squizzleton H. Ii:
! Yes
Are You Democrat at al ''h''
and under all circumstances:
;. YES"
~Iiave YOU donea thousand times
more for the Democratic party tran
it ever has for you?
"Yes.'
"All right. We will now show yon
what a low down, miserable country
Democrat you are. Take OFF your
hat. sit up straight. throw out your
chest, look the Goddess OF Liberty
and the Returning Board straight III
| the eye, end answer these questions
what is Dalton's atalnic theory?
,page 1917. Civil Service questions.
Don't know"
"Defne the difference between
shading and shade lines, and lndlca'
Il the sane by g proper reference to al
isometric view of G cube?' Page IL
= Civil Service questions.
w. Il can't.
a. "In al alphabetical list OF names
csI where would you place the follow III
10 foreign names: Edward, Earl
- Caithness j. II. Merle d Anblgn
o., Thomas De Quinsey Vasco da Gam
10 Salignac de La,npthe Fenelon DO
=. Pedro &c Alcantara, Benjamin ID;
=, raeli. Earl of Beaconsfeld Gusta
he1 Won hra,pstaohe Erben, Don Jos
rel garciay Nunez. Gast9n Ch a:1
Briaillesg" Page 40, Civil Seryl
cir questions.
Il would roll them up in bag Al
~ sit on them!"
~ Next: WHARF are the tarsal bon
7;o the dorsal vertebra; the tendt
;, chilles. What and where is the pr
is j. icardium?' Page 116, Civil Servi
are questions.
led Don't knew, but l think they a
out in the hen-coop
eff letter-carrier in deliveri
letters takes 47,52O steps in de
each step averaging go inches, III
many miles does he walk, mile b
~ ing $3.50 feet?' Page 122 Vi
Service questions.
,oa mot any, if be can get char
to ride
- Correct. What are the CHI
sources Of revenue to the Gene
Government p Page $50 Civil s
vice questions.
Tax on United States bonds, ),
tional banks, maynard contra
-. ;etc."
- no sir. Won are off wrong. "
are the chief sources Of revenue
the majority Of the Republican off
-. holders p
~, please, sir; it is not policy
! :, tell!'
49,. What is meant by res odjudit
!, 80 and stare decisis?" Page SO. {
Service questions.
81 don't know. Please, sir, let
80 90 home! I'll never ask for an
- : fee again. Will never vote ano
, - Democratic ticket p
!. That is right. Go home and
,r,,aI there. AS you work and starve,
do member TO pay Your taxes ano
,ho abandon all idea of ever being Il
al u than plain common, stay-at-nt
,ot;c vote-as-you- are-told Democrat.
onas serves are only for COMPANY. n
! :, and milk are good enough for 20
u S. Democrat.