Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1885-10-22
HOME HAPPENINGS.
WEBSTER MARKET REPORT.

...l36 city lots for sale by +. F. Baker
WANTED.-Girls at the Prior House.
Tom and Jerry will soon visit this
section.
How about some protection from fire
this wiRter.
IS. c. Crosby, of waubay, paid us a
visit Monday.
Judge Bryant, of And0yer, was in
town Monday.
Improvements are still going on in
every direction.
Pluck will carry q man where q pal
ace car will not.
The band will play at the rink next
Saturday night.
The sere and yellow leaf is now upon
us-mlnus the leaf.
"A good rain would be no disadvan-
tage to this section now.
The volume of wheat coming into
this market, is surprising.
When is q ducks neck like a bell?-
When its wrung for dinner.
Winter apples are beginning TO make
their appearance in market.
...You don't have to wait a minute for
cash when you bOrrow Of Huntington.
Some people glorify God by eating
peanuts and giving the shells to the poor.
u. J. Cowen, of Scotland township,
was in town last Thursday on business.
Look out for the little boy with his
rubber sling or he will plug you in the
eye.
No man expects or desires 10 be an
angel until he has failed at everything
else.
Those of our readers who are in ar
rears on subscription are e expected to call
and settle.
We call attention to the professional
card of w. G. Turner, which appears in
this issue.
IF you want real estate or chattel
loans you Will consult your interests by
calling on Huntington.
The internal arrangement of the RI.
PORTER office have been greatly improv,
cd during the past week.
Now is the time to take the REPoR.
ter. We will send it to clubs Of twenty
and W at 500 each a year!
Goose hunting is now all the rage in
this city. Hon. f. Huntington got two
twelve pound gray geese last week.
Warren Paul and wife returned on
Monday morning from n weeks visit to
friends and relatives in Minnesota.
Mr.. wilsoa, Deputy Treasurer OF
Marshal county, was here the fore part
Of this week, the guest Of the Prior.
we can't all be rich, like Wander.
bilt, bnt we can work of a good deal OF
emotion lacking down carpet this month,
Ross has just made large additions to
his circulating library. Call at the Post
Office book store and examine the new
list Of works.
AS an antidote for various kinds OF
p~oisons, sweet oil is very valuable, and q
bottle of it should be kept in every far.
mers' house.
IT. B. McDonough, County Attorney
of Marshal, spent Sunday in Webster,
and ruined several healthy beefsteaks al
the lrior House.
IA. E. Raynes, the genial and versa.
tile editor of the Andovsr Gazette, drop
ped into these pious headquarters on
Monday evening.
III. ID. Beryier, of Union township,
was in town Monday, as a delegate to the
county convention, and made this office
q welcome call.
Beautiful lives have grown up FRI m
the darkest places, as pure white lilies,
full of fragrance, have blossomed on
stagnant water.
The man who attempts TO lead public
opinion, must be able to say the right
thing at the right time, or to say nothing
10 sxtr m length.
And now the blood thirsty farmer
says, ''if they mnst have war in Europe,
let it come! We are willing to let them
have our wheat"
Three lakes in Indiana are said 10
have lately disappeared. No doubt they
discovered that water was not apprecia.
ted in that State, and left.
-,,Rlias Wanger one of the leading
farmers of Whestland township, was in
town Monday, and warmed a delegates
seat in the county convention.
...A!. Lambert, Of Milwaukee, Wis, ia
located here as night operator. Al. is a
pleasant courteous gentleman, and
thoroughly understands his business
This Is the time when people resolve
to take long, healthful walks in the crisp
morning air, and then lay in bed till s
o'clock, contemplating the beauty of it.
THE Webster band played some fine
pieces at the rink Saturday night. The
boys are rapidly getting 10 the from. s.
one of the best bands in Central Dakota.
"a fashion journal says that WASTES
will be longer this winter" and q wicked
boy IN town says that he thinks that il
boss-"because there viii be more waste
places TO encircle."
LIN the tear up aid confusion Incl.
dent to repairs on the Office last week.
the copy Of the school report was lost
Prof. Foster will please sccept our thank,
for the report, all the same,
"a Michigan church adyertises to give
a Mother Goose social, in which forty
yeritable geese will take part The no
tice says nothing about how many
! N~ichigsudc:s will be there