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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09

r,paernnp, Money Couldn't Buy t.

!, l,vortb News and Farmer Of this week says:
4 EIAf.th eaker, living within three miles OF
C.th remarked that Yander6tlt's fortune could
4 nv nom hsr shat six bottles Of SSttts SPECIFIC
\ A5,s sor her. Her statements aa tolloEa: For
.-LIrs vsa~ have suffered almost death hon
/, t,-ihie disease, S~crOfula. For years / was IN
Il b do ANYTHING in keeping up my domestic
In last October | was induced 70 ny sElEs
erisc. and used two bottles, and vas 80 much ben
Esiby 4 that l purchased four more Iom Aessra
L-brit 4 johnson, which has almost entirely re
nj ne. feel like q new person, and can 10 All
4 ssp housewOrk. Before l took the 3 Is my
49, burden. As nv entire person was covered
, CO.. and in this miserable condition LIZ not
.D.ve. had tined every known remedy, and
sr vas generally regarded a. tneurable. had
3 treated by the best physicians 70 no avail /
II heartily recommend SwtttS SPECIFIC 10 me
Ced
k.,r, Sorthcut 4 johnson, merchants st Ae-
~ 3v. We know Mr. Elizabeth Baker person.
X We are familiar With her case. she 10 highly
rsmei in this community.
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At CHARLESTON

Ths Ressxsa Win soatiaus 10 rvs lie new sns.
mating trsn Tie CAPITAL afer The removal
Charleston justt The cane . herstsisrs, % that evs3
eitissn Whaling 10 knew what b tsaspiins at tAs
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09
WHEELING ANp PiTTsBURGH DIVISION

I'm and after March 22d, 1885, passenger zAts
Win run a hlloU, Wheeling time;
pRPAkrUREa.
For PittsbuHh-7;IOA m, daily; l:io q m.,S:R
n. m, daily except Sunday.
nm and S :OS p. m, daily except sundayA
AnRIvAI1
From P~ittsbugh-l0:5 O. m, Cos p. m, daiN
except Sunday; II :c6 p. m, daily. .u,
From w"hington-s;lo q N. 1880 ?; M e'S
TX LORI General Pasenger Agent
THOS. N. KING, General Sup't
e d. SMITH, Pas- Agt, Pittsburgh.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09

DAILY except Sunday.
Zanesville Accommodation leaves whsettng u
7:SS q. U. and S:i0 p. m, BsllatrS a $40 o n.
I'D AIS p. m, daily except sunday.
Moundsville Accommodation leaves Wheeltns
II SIS .. y. and arrives ut houndEyfne at n:lb Il.
daily except sunday.
Nannir gton Accommodation leaves q t:io f:E
Through coach hon Wheeling 10 Coiumous on 70
2, leaving wheeling ct s:ls a. n, arriving 81 u
lumbus al 2 40 p. u
B 4 o. sleepins cars on all through usanA
Close connection msds for al points south eno
southwest, North and Northwest, making M
sirable route for cclonis1 and persona moving 70 us
sreai vest. sad 20 whom particular sstenoA !"
Tickets to all principal points on aie Of depot
sleeping car decentralization can b secured q D
THoS II. b HAAsE,
Ticket Agent B. Depot
JOHN BA1Llk,
Ticket Agent, under McLurs Houa
John T LAM, Tmv. Passenger Agent
W. NJ. CLEMENTS, d. OH
q. 7. DEvRIEs, General Agent wAsslina.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09

You can'taford to laugh, dear girls,
Unless your teeth are white as pearls
Unless your mouth is pink and sweet,
And your two lips in rosebuds meet;
And you cannot supply this want,
But through the use of S0Z0D0NTl
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09
LIVE STOCK.
81

The market il very good, this week.
Messrs. Hudson b Bsyha furnished the
following quotations:
Cattle, 81 50@5 90 for al kinds.
Hogs, fair supply, ~scivei .4@4fc Per ID.
Sheep, 3l@4lc.
Calves s. 009l0 90.
Fresh COWS, $40 00@40 90.
East Liberty.
East LlBEErY, April 8.~-Cattie-The
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09

M SAFER Remedy can DO had for Coughs and
-, A. ,pv trouble Of the Throat. than "Brosa's
49,, rDsoAsas Price rs ca Sod salg IN bsrs
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@beeLias RssisteE
T-kAVKI-KKS, GUIDE

a kkLVAL AND DEPARTURES OF TRAINS
o. kksKRxHcR Marks: sDsiy.
ITSSu nsa excepted. tAOndzy sxceptcd-Whseling
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Manhood Restored.

-. csuatng Prsnzfur DecU, nsrvous pebfity,
- Hsnbood IA, hsyfnstnedh vxis sysJ knows
ssnedy, ~ discovered admp3s neans = elf-e1n
uhiek ~ vfn send FgKK - hi k!leu 49,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09
DRY GOODS
New York.

NV YORK, April s.-Dry Goods
The character of the demand and move
ment by agents is unchanged, as distrlou-
tors are con6ning their takings to require
msnts of the moment. With some special,
ties in steady request and productions sold
up the movement as q whole Is Oh mooerS'e
proportions.
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c A T 4 n r II
Complete Treatment, with Inhaler,
for every form Of Catarrh, 81.
ASK FOB
SENFORD'S RADICAL CURE.

Head Colds, watery Dischar yes from the Nose
and Eyes. Ringing Noises In the Head, Nervous
Headache and Fever instantly relieved.
Choking mucus dislodgei 4, membrane cleansed aud
healed, breath sweetened, smell, taste, and hearing
restored, and ravages checked.
Cough, Bronchitis, DrOppings into the Throat
Pains in the Chest, Dyspepsia, Wasting Of Strength
and Flesh, Loss Of Sleep, etc, cured.
One bottle Radical Cure, one box Catarrhal SOL
vent and one DR.. I apford's Inhaler, In one package,
Of all druggists, fJr 81. Ask for saniord's Radical
cure, a pure distiliation OF Witch 'Razsl, Am. Pine,
Ca. Fir, Maligald, Clover blossoms, etc.
Potter Drug and Chemical Co., Bost"n.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09

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rsncy u ExDes1 On ~ 81 81 eDy.rle -
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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-09

CLEVELAND & PITTSBURGH r. r.
CONDENSED TINE TABLE OF
Trains corrected November 10, lss-Csntra
stonJard Time:
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I Depart Amys.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
Mormons, Here and There.

The New York Times solemnly reminds
the great American public that the Ed
munds act providing for the punishment
of polygamists is the law in Idaho as it is
in Utah all its provisions, excepting those
relating to new registration in Utah are
available for the prosecution of polygamists
in neveryterritory. And the Times fervently
hopes that the polygamists of Idaho will be
vigorously prosecuted, and bids the new
United States district attorney so at his
work.
But why stop with Utah and Idaho The
law is the law in New Mexico and Mon
tana, in Dakota and in the District of Co
lumbia and we trust that there is no state
In the Union which has not like prohibit
tions and penalties and its statute books. Al
belt, the prosecution of the federal processes,
by the federal officers, in the federal courts
being now under discussion, at least there
ought to be general demand for this Wig
orous activity wherever the federal juris
diction reaches.
It is more of reproach to the nation
that social sin iourishes at its capital than
on tho borders of its desert and in the val
leys of its far western mountains.
We believe in the execution of the law
against polygamy, in Utah and Idaho;
In the eradication of those repulsive fea-
lures Of Mormonism which offend the
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
ALL brave self respecting soldiers of II

ALL brave, self respecting soldiers of the
late war, who converted their swords into
ploughshares after the rebellion had been
crushed, must view with increasing disgust
the position into which the soldier element
OF the country is being forced by its super
serviceable friends. The heroic citizens who
shouldered musket from lS6l-65 never
dreamed, perhaps, that their services were
anything more than illustrations of that pa
triotism that should perve every lover of his
country TO rush to her defense when in dan
ger. They were content in the assurance
that the government would look after their
families il they fell, or became incapacitated
in the campaign, and generously has this
pledge been redeemed. The soldiers who
are worthy Of the name never expected nor
desired that they should be privileged
class in the country. Yet it is precisely to
that condition that they are tending. A most
absurd bill to give headstones and burial to
INDECENT soldiers recently became law in
this state because few were willing
to expose its imbecility for fear Of
offending the demagogic portion of the
soldier vote. The Massachusetts, Sem
ate and tho New York assembly have passed
"veteran exemption bills, which release
soldiers Of the war from the effects of the
civil service rules. All this kind of legsla-
ton belttles the real, the patriotic soldier,
and he should rise in his might all over the
ceuntry to protest against it.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

She Was Too Young to be Married.

The Rev. o. ii. Holberg, of New York, tells
a story of AN unusual sensational character,
but withholds the names, saying he was
pledged to secrecy. He says:
"a short time ago a friend of mine, who is
the brother-in-law of governor Of one of the
Southern states, called upon me and said he
wanted to be married and had singled me
out to perform the ceremony, AZ ! was Il
particular friend of his. / consented and n
few evenings since he called upon me with
young girl but thirteen years of age rs the
bride After questioning the girl / became
convinced that she was not of marriageable
age and refused to perform the ceremony.
He offered me 800 and finally offered me
$500, but still / refused and they left the
house. Immediately ! put myself in com.
municaton with the girls parents-one Of the
first families in New York city-and their
indignation knew no bounds. They were i'm
total ignorance of the intended marriage and
for his own safety the would-be groom left
New York for the South. He said before
going he would get square with me. ! have
promised the young lady's parents that i
would not make the names of the parties
public and l will keep my word"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

THE INVESTIGATION into the present con
dition and past expenditure on the United
States man-of-war Omaha, tells "a startling
story of jobbery of the most wholesale kind.
Up to the end of the Forty-seventh Congress
the enormous sum of SS9i, 1851 had been spent
on this useless hulk. This is bad enough !;
but there is deeper depth. After the amount
above alluded to had been scattered, Re-
publican congressional committee reported
that the Omaha was of so little value that it
was extremely doubtful whether wise
economy did not dictate its abandonment rs a
vessel of war; y and yet in the face of this
official declaration Bill Chandler's admins
tration of the navy department saw s545, 2Os of
additional good United States money poured
out ON the same Omaha Secretary Whitney
will gain higher glory than Hercules did in
his great feat of cleaning the Augean stables,
If he promptly effects reform i'm the navy
department. that haven of government plum
derers.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

Bishop DUDLEY, of Kentucky, in an arti-
Gle in the Century on tho negro problem,
makes the very sensible suggestion that the
colored race can be lifted up to higher stages
OF development only by the personal endeav-
ors of individuals of the higher race by their
personal contact with these, their ignorant
and uptaught neighbors, exhibiting before
their wondering eyes in daily life the prin-
ciples of truth and justice, purity and charity,
honesty and courage. The needed help
must be personal and not official, the hand
of a friend rather than the club of an officer,
the patient counsel Of neighbor rather than
the decree of court, the enactment of a Con-
gress, or the proclamation Of president
Declarations from every department Of the
government that tho negro is citizen, are
in themselves as powerless to effect their
purpose as were the oft-repeated acts OF the
Confederate Congress to make the paper dol
lar worth more than two cents
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

Our much esteemed contemporary, the
NeU Era, in no wise over-states the case
when it denounces the stupidity of the
detectives " who depend upon the unnat-
ural betrayal by one brother of another to
catch Abe Buzzard.
1t might have gone further, however,
and with eminent justice have denounced
the prostitution of the laws processes by
which half-score of citizens were decoyed
from their homes by bogus subpoena, and
when they responded to it, as they felt
bound to do, under the laws pains and
penalties, were arrested on trumped-up
charge, dragged to Jail and kept there until
it pleased their tormentors to give them a
hearing, the result of which it was known
from the beginning would inevitably be
their discharge.
1t was, we believe, frankly owned that
the denizens of the Welsh mountain, cast
into Jail some two weeks ago, were
subpenaed to this city by an officer who
employed a bogus subpoena for the purpose
and that when they were got here the,
were arrested on fictitious charg,
merely for the purpose of OBTAINING then
in Jail until some other purpose that thes,
amateur detectives " had in view wa
served.
We respectfully submit that beside thi
conduct on the part of officers of the law
raiding hen roosts and robbing smok
houses become semi-respectable.
Bummers' Hall must go.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
A Just Defense of Woman.

"Spinster," (Deo Gratas) i'm N. Y. Tribune.
Mr.. Howells says " 1t is easier for a man
to seek the forgivness of God than to seek
the forgiveness of his wife" And Benedict
tells us that I" 1t is the wife's fault not the
mans, if he prefers to appeal to Heaven"
Ever since the poem of the Garden"
which Moses is alleged to have written for
us ;ever since, according to other reliable ac-
counts, Jupiter sent Pandora the fashion of
"putting the blame on the woman has
been i'm vogue. Our present accepted sources
of information being what they are, and our
popular ider of evidence being what it is,
this fashion is likely 10 continue for some
time TO come. Meanwhile, who is to blame
that so many wives appeal from the mercy of
man to the mercy of God The docket of
His assize is doubtless more than full of cases
wherein the woman is plaintiff, not defend
ant. Can Mr.. Howells or Benedict furnish
little light?
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

Ex-SEHAToR EDGAR A. CowAS is slowly |
dying of cancer of the throat, at his homo in |
Grcensburg, Westmoreland county.
M. vIENNET, wag, asked Hugo one day |
who was the greatest poet of his time, where
upon Hugo drily answered "Alfred de
Musset Is the second greatest poet"
HENRY o. FLIPPER, the colored cadet who
made 30 much trouble at West Point, now
holds a commission In the Mexican army,
and gets along very well with the ''greasers"
Ross BROWNE, the traveller, in describ-
ing Smyrna, remarks that he saw but one
person there who seemed to be doing any.
thing, and he was falling from the top OF a
house.
REV. WALLACE RADCLIFFE, ID. d., of
Reading, the popular pastor OF First Presby-
acceptance of a call to Fort street Presbyterian
church, Detroit, Mich
HELEN HUNT JACKSON in an admirer of
the brilliant Colorado wild flowers, and
twenty-three varieties of wild flowers, massed
each in its own color, adorned the house of
this lady for the edilication of some Eastern
friends invited to luncheon.
wM. B. LANBERToN, ESQ, of Harrisburg,
| is about to visit England, France Spain,
| Italy, Greece and other countries. Mr..
| Lamberton is In measure familiar with
these countries, having resided in Europe
| three years and studied at Leipsig.
| REV. J. Y. MITCHELL, d. d., of this city
now, was pastor OF the Temple Presbyterian
| church, Philadelphia, "when the cloud was
| taken up from the tabernacle" in the salts
faction of 81 800 debt The fact IN recalled
i'm connection with the near approach of the
church's semi-centennial celebration.
VICTOR HUao was convinced that he
| would meet all his friends In future worl d.
lie was equally sure that no had existed
from the antediluvian times when the
Creator placed him on earth. He believed
that he would exist forever, inasmuch IA h,
felt in his soul thousands of hymns, dramas
and poems that he had never found expires
| sion.
| KEENAN's "Trajan" has aggrieved som,
Americans in Paris, who feel I" meant an,
have written their complaints 10 this side o
the water. "Trajan," has been a goo,
deal OF a success, and its sale Is increasin,
rather than decreasing. Mr.. Keenan, il liv
ing up In Scranton, just now, where he ha
been busily engaged upon another book tina
he has just about finished.
REV. WALTER NICHoLAs, in secondin
the nomination of Rev. DR.. Craven 70
moderator of the Presbyterian general a.
sembly, in Cincinnati, said New Jerse
, prod ices Presbyterians "a readily IA il pr,
duces sweet potatoes and Democrats. [Latigl
ter. lie said DIR. Craven repre- sented Tn
, independent, conscientious, Straightforward
/ element in the church, and was opposed I
, all wire-pulling and manipulation. [Sens;
4 tion. lie was opposed To all plans an
nanpulations, letter-writing, aud things
f this kind.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
THERE has been some discussion of late in

THERE has been some discussion of late in
the great metropolitan newspapers as to
what "chestnut" is. The Philadelphia
News has lately furnished the best illustration
of a very large and mouldy one. When Col.
b. X. Jamison invites News man to ride on
his tally no to Doylestown and back and
when in giving description of the trip, the
aforesaid passenger writes up occurrences that
actually took place when Jamison brought
Noah down the slopes Of Ararat in tins coach ;
or when his bugler set the wild echoes fly
ing in Rip Van Wrinkles ears; and this
scribe declares that these things took place
in Bucks county last week, these are "chest-
nuts"-a whole seasons supply.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
LincoIn's Only Condition.

A correspondent of the New York Sun
says that he was told by the late Mr.. John
w. Garrett, of Baltimore, that he knew it
to be fact 'that when Mr.. Linsoln was
asked respecting the terms of peace that
would be demanded by the federal govern
ment he just tore sheet of paper in two, and
wrote across the top of it just these words:
s'0n the part of the United States:
ssrhe Union preserved.
s'5layery abolished.
"Then pointing 10 the blank space beneath,
he said: There, let them write th cir own
terms underneath that,
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
Nervous rro,,ra,,on Defeated.

Nothing can successfully meet the require
mcnts of Exhausted powers and shattered nerves,
but replacement of those elements which
have been depleted. This must be done or com.
plctc prostration ensuos. The only available
resource that fills every essential il DUpFY's
PURE MALT WnIsKEY. Used with prudent care
II Will inevitably defeat the most threatening
possibilities of utter prOstration. 1t IL beneficial
alike To either sex and all occupations, and Is
patronizcd by the best in every community.
Sold by all reliable druggists ana Grocers for 81
per bottle.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
With His Hammer and ChiseI,

Bill Chandler says he always believed
that Col Morton, Democratic applicant for
the postoflice in Augusta, Maine, was the
man who defaced the tomb of Mr.. Blaine s
child.
There were only two men in the country
capable of doing that deed. One of these
was Bill Chandler, who is mean enough TO
do anything. The other was the one man
who had an interest in having it done.
If Chandler didn't do it, the other man
did.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

sense Of Christian civilization, but we do
not believe in enforcing the same law in
one section Of the country with vindictive
fierceness and in making IL dead letter in
all others.
We observe, too, that Queen Victoria has
invited Mrs. Langtry toher state ball and
that Miss Ellen Terry's third living hus-
band being dead, she is free to marry again.
The Mormons everywhere must 20.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

ONE of the editors ofthe NeW Era ventures
the opinion that perhaps one half of Penn
sylvania's entire population are sable to speak
or understand the German language as mod
flied among us by time and usage" We
think this is an overstatement by about 100
per cent
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
To Get Rid of Misery.

what is the use of suffering from dyspepsia,
nervous pr, stntion or debility, when Browns
Iron Bitters viii tone you mp and cast these hor-
Tors out B.? There Il joy In every bottle of this
valuable tonic. II makes bad blood good, and
bids dismal people De cheerful IL brings good
cheer TO the dinner table and makes the family
happy IL drives away the blues, and helps YOU
To enjoy IA hearty laugh. Aud all the respectable
druggists keen IL.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
- - -
sE will yield

.'.HRART DISEASE will yield to the OF DIR
GRAVES HEART REGULATOR, thirty years
has proved IL a specific In all forms of heart dis.
ease. Free pamphlet of +. Il. Ingalls,, Cam
bridge, Mass. 800 per bottle. For sale by all
druggists.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

DIR. GEO. b. LoRING, ex-commissioner of
agriculture, is very quiet in answer to the
loud calls upon him TO explain why he
squandered the funds of his department and
left no money for the balance of the year.
He was very eloquent last fall--on the
stump for Blaine. Of course
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

THE Jr. O. u. A. NJ. talk about elIacing
the color line VIII they have separate
lodges for the colored men, or checkered
membership in every council?
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

when gazing In your lovers eyes,
How SoOn his sense of rapture dies
II there's no sweetness In your breath;
II by your failing teeth lie shown
That sOZODOST to you's unknown,
And that your mouth Is issufiering death.
Wlpplk a
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26
HOP PLASTERS.
25c. Each, for Si0O; Any Drug Store.

And the best every time. Hor PLAsTERs are
prepared from the complete virtues OF Hops
combined with Burgundy pitch and Canada
BaIsani. Superior To all Others because they act
instantly and cure speedily. If you are troubled
with any kind OF soreness, apply one OF these
plasters and experience their soothing. stimuiat-
ing and strengthening effect. wonderful cure
for pain In the small of the back, &c, for 81 VI
everywhere. nor PLASTER COMPANY, Bos
ton. Sent by mail il desired. 6)
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

How Is your back ? II It aches put on "a Hop
Plaster. For Crick. stitches, rheumatism, Pains
in the side or Hip, Chest and Lung difficulties
soreness In any part, nothing equals this porous
plaster for curing pain and strengthening.
Fresh Hops, burgundy Pitch and Balsans com
binCd. 2jc. druggists.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-05-26

The administration is industriously
making hay and it looks as if there would
be long spell of sunshine.