Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-06-23

keckona yer = kep putty Dusg
nov, sab.
"Yea. very busy.
'sYer doan' pear Ter reco'nize nae.
81 remember your lace, but ! cannot
recall your name.
ssDats whut / thought, nah. Use Ely
Buck, en- usteR be er Jestfcs o. de Peace
an' vessel uster practice afore me down
ii Arkansaw. Doan recc0Ieck de time
dat YER Tended de cuIlud gennerman
whit stold de hog from de white pusson,
does yer3 Wall, Isees dut's yer's in ;
hurry. Good mawin'. Use atopfin' heah
Ia de city an would like fur yer ter call
roun' and see me. 1rk0nsaa0 Travel
Eer.
All THE STYLE
There Is often D refined bitterness
concealed beneath the elegant spring
mantles Of fair women. IL was really
delightful morning, and Imogene had
just dropped in to see q friend on the
line OF her morning walk.
sWhy, am so delighted to see you,
was the cordial welcome. s'And you
have your new brocaded mantle.
s'Yes, Oicely. dear, thought might
as well. You haven't yours yet, be-
lieve.
"Minea No indeed. I read they were
going out Of style Is rapidly Is autumn
leaves"
"Then I should think you would have
one. You know Jon always buy on 3
falling marked"
Thus it is that femininity has is little
'sset tos. " and they are really enjoyable
Ito the one that gets the best Of it,
Hartford Post
HH COULDN'T HELP BUr ADAHRE THE
DRAFT.
Captain Jaaman, who owed q bill In 3
neighboring town, was drawn on through
the bank.
whats this 2" he asked Of the col
lector.
SITS . draft for $50"
sThe first one ] ever saw. Now.
they get 'em mp in good shape, don't
they2 Well, sir, there has been big
Improvement In such things since I
could first remember. When was
boy, circus bills were mere daubs Of red
ink, but now look at EN-"
"Are you going to pay that draft 2"
s'Oh, Idon't want it. Tell that fellow
that I am much obliged Tor the kind
attention he has shown me, but that /
cannot afford to pay SO large q price for
such q small piece Of paper. Good-day."
ATkansas0 Traveller.
CONTRARY 10 THE REGULATIONS.
yesterday you were ten minutes late
at ron call. What explanation have you
to Make" said New York police cap
tain to one Of his men.
81 was accompanying young lady
home, and she lives Q long distance from
here and weare engaged, replied the
cop.
''Thah sort Of thing win never do.
Discipline must be preserved. Here.
after when you fall in love, see chat it il
with some female who lives in the i'm
mediate vicinity of the station house. -
NesO York Sgfttags.
BAD HABITS
1--WE ere Of, cried fair bride Is the
locomotive pulled away ii its endeavor
10 move the train. 'sJust listen 70 the
chew, chew, Of the engine.
ssWhat bad habits |" replied the
groom, with E tear Ia his eye.
"Why. darling. what do yOu mean 2"
she inquired sweetly.
s.Nothing much, angel, except that
theengine not only schewn' but smokes. "
She got or st the next station and
returned to her parental home. Meg-
chant Traveller.
CONTAGIOUS.
A New York man had been robbed
and be heard Of the thief ia Conneoti-
cut. and told friend about ii.
"What ere Jon going % doa" he
asked.
"Put II ii enc hands 81 the detectives
over there. Of course.
do Jon know the thief n
81 think do.
It's he c0ntagiouag Z"
'sContagious9 What do you mean r
sNothing. Egueza. Only Il hs isn't