The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-08-13
FRENCH ALMANAC.-THE MAN OR
WOMAN YOU ARE.

The common Almanac in France
in 1926 was an amusing production;
it commences with the following list
Of horoscopes" for each month:
JANUARY.-He who is born in this
month will be laborious and lover
of good wine, but very subject to in
fidelity; he may too often forget to
pay his debts, but he will be com
PLEASANT, and and withal fine sing
er. The lady born in this month Will
be a prudent pretty house wife; rath-
er melancholy, but yet good temper
ed.
FEBRUARY The man born in this
month will love money much, but
the ladies more; he will be stingy at
home, but prodigal abroad. The la
dy will be humane and affectionate
wife, and a tender mother.
MARCH.-Th9 man born in this
month will be rather handsome, he
will be honest and prudent, but he
will die poor. The lady will be a
jealous passionate chatter-box, some
thing given to fight, and in old age
too fond of the bottle.
APRIL.-The man who has the mis-
fortune to be born in this month
will be subject to maladies. He will
travel to his advantage, for he will
marry rich and handsome heiress
who will make him-what, no doubt
you all understand. The lady of this
month will be tall and stout, with a
little mouth, little feet, little wit, but
great talker and withal great liar.
MAY.-The man born in this month
will be handsome and amiable. He
will make his wife happy. The lady
will be equally blessed in every re-
spect.
JUNE.-The man born in this
month will be of small stature. pas
sionately fond of women and children
but will not be loved in return. The
lady will be gidGy parsonage, fond
of coffee, she will marry at the age of
q and be fool at Is.
JULY.-The man will be fair, he
will suffer death for the wicked wo-
man he loves. The females of this
month will be passably handsome,
with a sharp nose but fine bust. She
will be Of a rather sulky, sensitive
temper.
UsT.-The man will be ambi-
tious and courageous, but too apt to
cheat. He will have several mala-
dies and two wives. The lady will
be amiable and twice married, but
her second husband will cause her to
regret her first
SEPrEMBER.-lIe who is born in
this month will be strong, wise and
prudent, but too easy with his wife,
who will give him great uneasiness.
The lady round faced and fair haired,
witty, discreet, affable and loved by
her friends.
OcToBER.-The man of this month
will have handsome face and ford
complexion he will be wicked in his
youth and always inconsistent. He
will promise one thing and do anoth-
er, and remain poor. The lady will
be pretty, a little given to contradict
ton, a little coquettish, and some
times little too fond of talking. Not
fond of wine, she will give heprefer-
ence to eau-de-vie. She will have
three husbands who will die of grief;
she will best know why.
NOVEMBER. The man born now
will have a fine face, and be a gay de-
ceiver. The lady of this month will
be large, liberal, and full Of poverty.
DECEMBER.-The man born in this
month will be good sort Of person,
though passionate. He will devote
himself to the army and be betrayed
by his wife. The lady will be anna
BILE and handsome, with a good voice
and well proportional body; she
will be twice married, remain poor,
but continue honest.
MISPLACED ELOQUENCE. Many can
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