Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-08
BRIGHT BITS.

THERE is good deal OF wind work in the
assaults on the weather chief, Gen. Hazen.
PRESIDENT CLEVELAND can perform the
Cabinet trick much more skilfully than the
Davenport brothers ever did.-PEck.
1T = mistake to judge the menu Of any
hotel by the size OF the diamond stud sup
ported by the clerk.-EaH Rirer Herald.
WIEN young man NOWADAYS wants to call
himself tough be simply remarks: I'm q
slring chicken Every one who boards VIII
realty Understand him.
DIR. DIVERS, celebrated chemist. says that
when he WAS using bottle recently il burst
iu pieces with great violence, and the cornea
and iris Of the DOCTORS right eve was badly
wounded. He is anxious 10 put chemists and
others on their guard 30 as TO prevent them
from being elmnarly iujureG. Thanks. We
Will hereafter use a straw or drink out of q
glass.
SOMETIMES a girl from New York is en-
ployed as help in "a Western household, and
che always knows what is what.
Il must have the sheets changed at least
once week said lady to her feminine
help from New York.
Good grscious" cried the girl. "Why,
vanderbilt reyer changes his sheets but once
And 50 the sheets in this quiet Western
lone are now changed once in two weeks
Louisville Courier Journal.
TRE New York Graphic says: 1.-THE work of
establishing an art museum in Detroit ia at
which Is the lack OF persons cOmpetent to
disco n the difference between a chrome and
IN oil painting " This is a base and unworthy
LIBEL. The people of Detroit know that =
chrome can be HAD with few pounds OF tea.
whereas an oil painting costs good deal of
money. Besides, on can tell a chrome by
the manufacturers name at the bottom,
while little close examination shows the
brush marks on painting.-Detr0H Free
Press.
THESE political ups and downs interest the
FOLKS at home, especially the children, more
than is ordinarily noticed.
Il viii take one more piece of that inaugur-
ation pie, 4 you please" said Jimmy Tufboy,
as he showed his plate under the nose of the
dispenser Of patronage.
keep your plate down, you young Demo-
crat. These are the days of 'Je1fersonian sim
plicity' aud only one piece of pie"
"WatTergV nus? hats PLAYED out. JEFF
fersonian simplicity to-day means the grand
est, most regal passing out of pie with two
plums in every piece-and pudding thrown
N
you See" remarked his mother, quietly,
james reads the papers. "-Hartf0rd Post.
p BosToN1ANa"Ab! Happy to meet you, sir.
Been long ia BOstOn?'
Stranger-"I arrived about two weeks ago. "
All! hope you won't judge our climate
by tine weather we have been having lately.
Usually our climate ia delightful, simply de-
Ightiul, sir. Would not live any where else
''Wel', can't say that I admire your climate,
but met another stranger to day who is
simpl1 charme with it. Says he would 10
TO spend every winter here"
Indeed. You must introduce me. Have
him come around 10 tea
He does not understand English"
ION! A French gentleman, perhaps2"
"N0i an EsquimauX, '-fhikddeIpha Can.
SHE Gave HIM Time: A drummer struck
up an acquaintance with a Boston girl On a
train that was snow-b bound during the recent
blockade. The Car was cold, and the young
lady sat with her hands in her muff. With
that gentle and pers stent delicacy in such
matters for which the male sex, and drum
mers n particular, are noted, he managed TO
get one OF his hands into the muff along with
hers. Sir" she said stiffly, "what DO you
mean W such conduct? / am ineXpressively
shocked, sir. l am from BOsting, and / would
have you know that such familiarity Is re-
sented. | would be justified i'll screaming for
assistance, but hate scenes, and I'll give you
just twenty minutes 10 take your hand out Of
there. "-IRdtGnGDOLtS Journal.
REPININGs.-
doe not I've awake O. nights,
My braine / do not frett,
And wonder jnst whom hee will pat
Into hys Cabinet.
do not even wonder what
w Ill be hys pOlceC,
But on and an. ye pryce OF coal
II VS. that gfaVelleth me.
doe rot know, | doe not care
What valOrous Englshman
VIII smash ye Mahdi and subduc
re turbulent Soudan.
do not care il all We East
In biOoiie war vs. blent:
IWyeh knew where l might fynd
a little lower rent.
! care not if Reform shall WHINE,
reCk not if vt lose;
wonder where I'll fynd We Time
To pay my water duea.
worry not that all We States
To wracke and ruin goe:
only Wysh l could stand OF
4e trGdesmen what owe.
Robert y. BaT,detts.