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dMUSEMENTS.
A LBAUGTs gRAND OPERA HOUSE
splendid Success of the Eminent Comedian.
MIR. y. Is. POLK.
Supported by Magnificent Company, in the
Screaming Farce Comedy,
THREE WIVES TO ONE HUSBAND
THIS PLAY Is THE SUCCESS OF THE
SEASON
AT the Union Square Theater, New York.
MATINEE 10. AY.
Admission -25. 90, and 20 cents.
NO extra charge for reserved s0ats.
Monday. Jan. i2-RoBsoN AND CRANE
FoRDs MATINEE TODAY
TODAY ATa TONIGHT ATS.
WALTER BENTLEY As BURR oAgs
BURR OAKS a pRoDiGIoUs SUCCESS"
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4 significant Incident.

On the Confederate decoration day
in New Orleans ! was standing near
the Confederate monument in one of
the cemeteries when the veterans
marched in to decorate it. First came
the veterans of the Army of Virginia,
last those of the army of Tennessee
and between them the veterans of the
Grand Army of the Republic, Union
soldiers now living in Louisiana, !
stood beside Il lady whose name, if |
mentioned il, would be recognized rs
representative of a family which was
as conspicuous, and did rs much, and
lost as much, rs any other in the war
family that would be popularity sup
posed to cherish unrccnting feelings.
As the veterans, some of them on
crutchcs, many Of them with empty
sleeves, grouped themselves about the
monument, we remarked upon the
sight rs touching one, and | said. II
see YOU have no address on Decoration
Day; at the North we still keep up
the custom. mo, " She replied, 1--WE
have given IL up. So many impudcnt
things We're said that we thought best
10 discontinue the address. And
then, after pause, She added, thought
fully, each Side did the best it could;
it is all over and done with, and let IS
have an end of it, In the mouth of
the lady who uttered it., the remark
was very significant, but it expresses, !
am firmly convinced, the feeling of the
south Charles Dudley Warner in
Harper for September
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17
mad IucI, in .he opal.

"Thc prejudice against opals may be
dying out, but great many people still
hold to the belief that they bring bad
luck, said Il jcwclcr the other day to
Sun" reporter. II could tell you of
Il little incident that occurred here that
may make you wonder whether some
people do not manage to get themselves
born three centuries too late. \ man
came here with ring that had beau-
tiful opal set in it, and told me to take
out the stone and let him see some other
gem to put in its place. laskcd him If
he was going to get rid of the opal
altogether, and he said that he was
going to destroy it. / was rather sur
priscd and said
"'Don't do that I'll give you $50
for it.
ole declared that he didn't want
money for it that il had brought him
nothing but bad luck since he bought
il that he had failed in business and
lost two of his children, and all, of
course, on account of little piece of
stone | went over to that bench and
took the opal out of its setting, and
while looking at the ring | laid the gem
on the bench beside me. As quick us
q flash that man picked up hammer
that was lying among the tools and hit
that stone a whacll that smashed il into
Il thousand pieces There was nothing
left. Then he said There I. in Il salts
fed manner. It's too bad, for the opal
is one of the prcttiest gems in the
world.
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17
TUE WASHINGTON CRITIC MONDAY EVENING AUGUST H. 1888

"Wcll. Ivy, will get Mrs. Lcsicrs
permission to go out for half an hour
and ! will meet him first You must
join us ~ little later ON; and, If 90 h. uIl
right YOU can stay with him fora shyr,
time viii that DO, lyyy'
Apparently without thought Of
what ! was doing for her. or OF the
pain II caused me, my sister ussanlrl,
and while she slept The sleep Of light.
hearted happiness, | passed miser.
able night. bidding adicu 10 the happy
past and schooling myself 10 look
calmly ON the dcsolatc future.
Next morning | went ont TO meet
Arthur There in the park ! found
him waiting, not for me, but for my
sister.
As approached he came to meet me,
and led me to lonely path which nurse
maids and children seemed to avoid
Without any preamble of words, |
asked my questions and discovered
that he loved my sister as fondly az She
loved him.
II am cruel Nellie, but you left me
too much 10 her. And who could re-
sist such attractions rs she possesses
"You are not 50 cruel, i answered, las
YOU would have been had you married
me loving another 1t may be sad to be
aloncly old maid, but IL must he agony
unspcakablc TO be Il lovclcss wife. Had
you wrongcd me by making me the
latter, that would indeed he cruelty
past forgiveness. You and Ivy made
up my whole world and.to make your
happiness must ever be mine Do not
rcproach yourself with what you have
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17
Grants Indifference to Music.

The appreciation of music was to him
n lost sense; the musicians score was
sealed book. He used to say he knew
only two tunes; one was Yankee
Doodle" and the other wasn't. In the
days when he was received on all oC-
casions to the music of brass bands he
would say with mock pride that he
really believed he had added another
tune 10 his rcpertoirc-"ll Hail to the
chief
When the headquarters were pitched
at City Point, Mt the time the army sat
down in front of Richmond and Peters
burg, general officer who command.
ed the brigade stationed at that place
wanted to do something that would af-
ford the Commanding General especial
delight, so he sent the band over to the
headquarters camp to play while the
mess were dining. About the third
evening the General remarked: Eve
noticed that that band always begins
its noise Just about the time | am sit
ting down to dinner and want to talk ="
A staff officer ut once went to suppress
it, and see whether it could be made to
obey an order TO cease firing The
broad bcltCd band-mastcr was pulling
with all the vigor of quack-mcdicine
advertisement. His eyes were glued to
his music, and it was not so easy II task
TO attract his attention. Like Il sperm
whale, he had come up to blow, and
was not going to be put down till he
had finished; but finally he was made
to understand that, like the hand-or-
gan man, he was desired to move ON.
With look of disinheritance ON his
countcnancc he marched of his band
to its camp, feeling that Mozart and
Beethoven had lived in vain II General
Horace Porter, in Harper for Scptcm-
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17
"POOR C.iRLOTT.l."
An FIX COnfederntc's Description OF
the Empress OF Mexico.

Mexico naturally attracted eX-Con-
federates, There was strong sympa-
thy with Macmillan among the better
class of Southcrners. The success of
the French arms in Mexico was eagerly
hoped for, and it was believed that
under stable empire in that country
liberal inducements would be offered
to Southern colonists. In 1865 hun
dreds of people left the Southern States
and crossed the Rio Grandc with the
intention of becoming the loyal sub
jects of the Emperor Macmillan.
When the empire collapsed all of these
settlers who were able to return home
did so, feeling sadder and wiser.
One of the disappointed pioneers,
Captain White of Tennessee, said to II
Constitution man:
81 met the Empress Carlolta while l
was in Mexico"
you dd-tcll me aboutit"
"Wcll, it was in this way: You see,
the Emperor and Empress made it n
point to visit every city and town in the
empire when there was no Mexican
army on hand to prevent it. They
came to my village one day, and, as |
WIS NulhliiB u lilllpN HNlNNN, WIN
Il sidewalk just wide enough for one
person, came face to face with the
Empress Carlotta, Macmillan, and II
glttering staff walking behind her in
single file"
what did you dor
81 was scared to death. | hadn't
seen civilized woman, much less Il
pretty one, in six months. There |
was, looking like tramp, suddenly
confronted by one of the most bcluti-
full women in the world, an empress at
that To add to the horror Of my sit
uatioh had Il fifteen pound cabbage
under each arm, and consequently |
could not raise my hat. Fortunately, the
Empress understood the situation. She
saw, too, that was an American with
the old Confederate buttons on my coat,
and as | stepped aside with II bow she
greeted me with dazzling smile and n
gracious inclination of her stately head.
Then Macmillan and his officers looked
at my cabbagcs and smiled and bowed,
and stood there grinning and bowling
like blamed fool
."Carlotta was pretty
"Shc was simply dclici JUS. "
"And MaXimiliany"
ooh, he was chump ! didn't
think much of him. never saw either
Of them again. Got n chance TO come
home and l came, II Atlanta Consti-
tuition
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17
DIR. HEBBARD,

who has given his life to hopeless sufferers,
can be consulted at No. 723 10Th ST., Wash
ington, ID. G. Speciality: All Chronic Diseases
Consultation fee, 81. A few testimonials
'Dr. Hebbard has but few II any superlors
in the medical ."-BrOoklyn Eagle.
'Dr Uebbard Is medical writer Of high re-
pute. "-Ne'p York Herald.
"a physician of thorough science, extended
knowledge and large practical expercnce."-
Wsn. EdsaU, President Y. IL. q. H., Brook
I'm, N. Y.
"Dr Hebbard is continually discovering
new methods of saving human life."-fhNa-
fThe doctor is one Of tho most skillful sur
Peons and competent medical advisers in this
country. "-NeiD HdUeH (Ct.) fdyddlttm.
DIR. Hebbard is working with the most in.
tense earnestness to heal the sick, open blind
eyes, unstop deaf ears and save the DYING
Ir0UideRce Press.
"Boston is proud to be tho home of this
celebrated physician, so long o worker for
human needs. "-BOst0n H6rGid.
"Dr. IIebbard has made new contributions
recently to medical science which promise to
be of great interest. "-BOstOH Ifdg0ier.
'Dr. Hebbard is utterly an original man
the product of his own cncrgy-and, while he
works for the present welfare sof the people,
he is almost superhuman in his efforts to
make all sure of happy future. "--Ihe NORTH
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RAILROADS.
EALTIMORE & ONl0 RAlLROA0
SCHEDULE IN Effect SUNDAY, NAY 3,
1850, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Leave Washington from station, corner Now
,ICrscv uycuuo and G. street.

Leave Washington from station, corner Now
Jersey avcnuo and 9 street.
For Chicago. 10 %. M. ana 1910 y. m. daily'
The 10 %, N. Us 70 Fast Limited Express 10
ill burg and JWcaeo, atr!Nlng w lttt9acS
at $50 p m. Chicago next morning ~ 500.
No extra fare Is charged on this train for iast
FCr Cincinnati Louisville ard 81. Louisdaly
nj $50 D. M and 1910 p. M, with through
rnaChos and Palace sleeping cars TO above
points without change. $40 p, m. train is
fast limited train TO Cincinnati sud 81 Louis,
arriving In Cincinnati next morning at 1i5i
ST. Louis ESQ u. M NOeEtra faro Is charged
on this train for fast time.
For Pittsburg at 10 a. m, with Parlor Car,
and OIOp, m, daily TO pittgburg Cleveland
and Detroit, with sleeping cars TO Pttsburg.
For Baltimore on week days., G:lO, G;iO,
73O $50 and 1900 q. M, 1910, l'21, 3:l5
N5.mnutc train, $3.50, 1870, $40, $50, G:lJ,
For baltimore on sundays -GiO. 7.3o, s:3)
and 1000 q. M, %, $50, $3.50, 40, $40,
$40, Z, 800 and y, m.
FOR points on tho Shenandoah Valley Rail-
road aud points South, D.21 a. m. and $50 p.
m. daily. o.21 q. m. train has Pullman
sleeper from Washington 10 New orleans.
For Annapolis, GAO a. m. aud 1910 aud
1907. M on Sunday, $3.50 a. M and 4ilO
p, m,
Baltimore o, $40, $3.50 a. m" 1910, $3.50,
$40, aud II p. IN. ON sundays, $50 a. M,
1880, $3.50, dIo, 7 and II y. m For stations
D. m. daily, except sunday, and b:3O y. m.
daily; $40 p. n. daily, except Sunday, for
principal stations on Metropolitan Branch;
$40 a. m. daily on Sunday stops at all sta
lions; for Lexington, stanton and Valley
| Branch $40 a. m. daily except Sunday; for
| Frederick, $40 a. m, 41O y. m. daily, except
For local stations between Washington and
! Gaithersburg, 1890 p. IN. daily, except Sun
| day.
For Uagerstown and Winchester, $40 a. m.
! daily, except Sunday, and b30 r. m. daily to
| Ilagcrstown; daily, except Sunday, to Win
! chester.
Trains arrive from the West daily, o, 7:20 a.
! m. 1:15. $50 y. m.
! From Annapolis, $50 a, m. and 1.50 ana
| 5:25 y. M: Sunday, 1885 a. IN. and 635 p. m.
| From Lexington, 530 y. IN, daily, except
From Frederick and intermediate points,
1926 a. m. and S:15 p. m. daily, except sun
] day.
Trains leave Baltimore for Washington at
$40, $50, 700, -, O:O5 and 1880 n. m, 1915,
! $50, q, 4, i:2O, D, $50, 8, o and IL p. m. on
! SUNDAYS. $50. 700, % and DO5 a. M, 1870,
| $50, d:2O, 3. $50, &, % and II p. m,
All trains from Washington stop at Relay
Station, except I:25, 1915 and $40 p. m.
For further information apply at the Balti-
more 81 Ohio ticket oflice--Washington sta
| tion, 0lO and 1851 Ponna ave, corner of 18th
ST., where orders will be taken for baggage 10
be checked and received nj any point In the
! city. q. X. LORD, q. p. A.
| b. DUNHAM, Gen. Man. Baltimore
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17

The girl of to-day, with rare cXccp-
captions, is industrious and with II
breadth of invention and execution,
The ironical and often mean essays on
the women of the present picture her
as good for little except for accompany
ing Saratoga trunk ON its wandcrings
in summer and for filling fashionable
engagements in winter. Much of this
sarcasm is deserved by the few, but
when the millions Of girls are thought
of as they are ornamenting their moth
crs' homes in the villages and cities,
the honest heart cannot but confess
that the word "girl" never meant more
than II means to-day, This being when
found in her best estate, can 30 grace
fully from her silk dress and piano to u
plain garb and to work among plants,
err to the kitchen, or to mission school
class, Nothing any longer is beyond
her In the city She can easily walk
three miles, Languor has ceased to be
fashionable; sleep in the daytime not to
be endured. The soul is thought to be
action, not repose,- David Swing in
Chicago Current.
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17

Customcr-Ilavc you the song, I've
Won't Go Home ill Morning.
Clerk of the music storc-No, sirj
it is out Of print.
Customcr-WHl you be likely to
have a copy soonI
Clerk-No; We won print any more,
There's no demand for the song
Customcr-Why, | thought 1t was a
very popular song,
Clerk-lt used to be, but the saloons
close Mt II O'Clock now Boston
Courier
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17

ECZEMAl

For the benefit of suffering humanity, deem
II only my duty to give this unsolicited tes'i-
mony In favor Of Swlft's Specific Ny vito
has been afflicted with Eczema from infancy.
MetriCd every Known remedy, but to no avail.
She was also afflicted with periodical ncr-
yous headache, sometimes followed by an In
terinittcnt foyer, so that her life became u
burden to her. Finally determined To try
SwiiCs Specific She commenced seven weeks
ago. After taking the irst large bottle the
disease seemed to Increases. the burning, Itch
ing and Inflammation became unbenrablC.
She, however, persevered In tho use OF the
medicine. After taking the second bottle the
Inflammation began to subside. After tho
third bottle the inflammation Misrepresentation
the. sore spots dried w and turned white aud
scaiy, and finally she brushed them OF In an
impalpable white powder resembling pure
salt. She is now taking the sixth bottle; every
appearance of the disease Is gone. and her
flesh Is soft and white Hs a clld's. Her heal
aches have disappeared and she enjoys the
only good health she has known in 10 years.
No wonder she dCoius every bottle of y. :. $.
Is worth a thousand times its weight in gold
Any further Information concerning her case
will be chccrfully given by herself at her resi-
dence, 135 Mullett street, or by me-
JOHN T.. BRADLEY. it Griswold st.
Detroit, Mich. May 10. 1885
For sale by all druggists.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,
MY, 167 W. Esd st. Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
The Washington critic., 1885-08-17
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