Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-13
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Oeli INC UoetOIh ppeF.-LOtoeB COW-
rier
THE chap who said a beautiful woman was
a poem would probably call a Boston girl
spectacular drama.-Boston Commercial Bull
letiR.
THE Indians are gradually but surely dying
OIL. Wonder If this fact has any connection
with the large and increasing number OF
indian doctors IN the COuntry,-BOst0n Tran
SCRIPT.
THE word ''sheo" for she'll" substituted
by the Old Testament revisers. is readily
recognized by the small boy. He, however
spells 1t -O-O-l.-L0WiS0iJLe Courier
journal.
Now then. John" said the restaurant
Keeper TO his boy, bring out those sandwiches
we put up last winter Here's a big order
come In 10 supply the Sunday school picnic"
-Rel0 York Sun.
The Republican organ at Wilmington, DEL
declares that the Democratic victory in the
recent local election in that city was due to
THE Ignorant negro vote.' Isn't that rich
thoughl-BostOa Post.
THE membership Of the Pelee Fishing Club
represent an aggregate wealth of SAC. 900, 900.
IL does not worry them to reflect that they
have to stop at the market and buy string
OF hsh on their way nome .-PhflGdeLDbjd CAL.
, HAVING buried his young friend. Victor
Hugo, Nj. Ferdinand de Lesseps announces
that he accepts with alacrity the Presidency
Of the Paris Exposition for 1889 and Will be on
hand to open the Panama canal IN l520.-Nel0
York ROFId.
TIE old post office in Philadelphia can be
bought for S30O,000. This offers a splendid Op-
portunity for young man Of enterprise aud
pluck to engage in the post office business in
opposition to an offensive partisan govern
menG.-A0rTts505oa HerdJd.
LESSON in manners: The young Tom, in
company with his father, visits the museum
OF the Louvre. He arrests himself before the
Venus OF Milo. SAY. then, papa" exclaimed
he, why that one for her has cut of the arms
intrudes the fingers in the mouth Tom
becomes thoughtful, and hastens himself to
plunge she hands of himself in his pockets-
From the Trench.
REV. GEORGE H. HEPwORTH has notified his
congregation az Newark that his labOrs as
President of the Editorial Council of the
New York Herd5d' will not permit him to do
anything more for the church than an even
ms sermon. In enc, Brother HepwOrth is re-
alzing the difficulty OF serving God and
Jim" Bennett. He might however, preach
Mackay Bennett cablegrams to his hungry
and thisty flock, or work OF his sermons as
Phttadekphfa Record.
SAY, June,
You loon,
We'd like TO know
What Is the reason
Such cold winds blow
And set us wheezin'?
You seem to be
Most awfully
Behind the season,
You, you
AtchoOl --PresbyteTian,
MALE VAEIFY.--It was at q ball and the
subject under discussion was vanity lady
maintained that men were also given some
what 10 vanity. 1.-THE men are ten times
more vain than the ladies'" she remarked
Whats impossible" said several gentlemen
The subject changed, and few minutes later
the lady remarked: THE handsomest man in
the room has a spot on his white vest" where
upon every man within hearing glanced down
with scared expression Of cOuntenance at
his yest.-Ieod8 Siftin0s.
Tue devil arose from his little bed
And washed his face and combed his head
The devil to breakfast gayly went,
And gorged himself to hls hearts content.
The devil, with many a merry jest.
Gave 70 the meal an added zest.
The DEVILS mother poured the tea
And smiled at her sons impulsive glee
The devil finished his early meal
And started away on Eimble heel.
For you know" he said, II make II by six,
Or the foreman will treat me TO sundry kicks"
"GOd bless you, son." said the DEVILS ma,
As the devil caught on passing car.
"GOd bless the devil?" IT'S strange, vet true,
OF printers devil I'm talking to you.
-ohtcd9o sun.