Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-20

iaose patent aasileine advertisements
rspfssentinz ths anfortunats Fis'lni %
lore taking
L. the report, Ia az evening oonssfa-
.ararv ~ ~. election q school officers u
= assehboring town Il Is stated THAI Dir.
B's nlsrit xas recognized az The sagges-
t.on II NJ. y. that be had been largely \
INSTRUMENTAL IN bringing tanning estah-
...hrasnt thars. Eyidentiy corporal pun
.shnlsnt Is still IN vogue.
Tax DzrRoT POST asks, What VIII
b.,couls II al the comOrants Who have
been thro~n out OF business by the desil-
cation u the groands around Niagara
Falls - the pubhcg" The Post goes
great ways u borrow trouble. Perhaps
they all vii 90 over the falls II so, no
body Will feel very badly.
THK Free Press takes Offense because
a railroad guide locates Detroit by saying
that il is -ths clty with which Wa have
bseoms familiar through the tact OF the
Pullman Car Works having been former
II situated there" II would undoubtedly
have been better 10 have said II was
town about one hundred and hfty miles
east q Grand Rapids near the border OF
Canada
Miss CArHAkISE WOLFE, the wealth.
est maiden lady IN America" has al ex-
plorer In her employ for the purpose OF
locating the Garden OF Eden tie has
lately returned very well satisfied with
his success and now another big expedr
tion IL eontemplated II is possible that
the roots % the original apple tree may
bs found. bat the BEST way TO locate the
Garden OF Eden il 10 have one at home.
TIE ColIsge SpecislEH, published 10y
the students Il the Agricultural College,
says that quite general opinion pre-
walls that the appointment OF Hon.
Cyrus O.. Luce 20 position on the Board
Of Agriculture 'is q step looking toward
the establishment here Of ladies' de-
partment~ This opinion Is based upon
the fact that Mr.. Luce, at gathering at
the college, took occasion 10 express him.
self ia favor OF such movement. The
Spec7lluas. however, heroically sacrifices
its affection for the dear girls" and
opposes such an innovation.
THE ~gentiemanly burglar" is becoui-
ing numerous since he made such wide
and favorable reputation at Milwaukee,
Grand Rapids was paid the compliment
of a visit from hin on Saturday night and
although the tavors he received here may
not have besn quite ~ costly as those re-
ceived when entertained In Milwaukee,
Chicago aud Detroit. Il is fair to pre-
sumo that gentleman so courteous
by nature himself viii not estimate the
courtesies shown him by their pecuniary
value 50 much a. bY the friendly vel
come with which he was received. There
~ no doubt that the advertising which
the press has given him has encouraged
him 10 continue his nocturnal visits, but
Va 5teNt'tt tAttt ttAt tN tArrV AA<A'o 20
viii receive a reception which viii be SO
cordial IA to be embarrassing % him.
JoHV Roach. who has done more than
any other one man to establish ship
building industry Ia the United States,
has been compelled 20 make an assign
ment THIS - the direct result Of de-
hherats conspiracy on the par OF the
administration 10 make political capital
and the Democratic press viii exult over
Nr Eoachs failure a. an evidence ot the
rig1d methods ~ the Democratic party IN
dsaliux with Government contractors and
tho reform thus beng effected. The
fact rs. that after repeated trials ot the
Dolphin" and all sorts of dilatory meth
o.ls. the administration had finally 70
resort b. declaring the contract void N
order 10 blve any possible method OF
making tbe desired political capital
Time vii develop The facts and the rsac-
tlou vii come.
A VIEW and nnexpectsi grief has come
- tf., Fsof,.,.r,f-v NJ Michigan A man