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The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
Scotch Stories Of DR.. Johnson.
From a Letter Of Sir WalteA Scott to ,Johr
Wilson CrocktA.

From a Letter Of Sir WalteA Scott to John
Wilson Crock,k.
AT Glasgow johnson had a meeting
with Smith adam Smith), which ter.
minated strangely. john Miller used
to report that Smith, obviously much
discomposed, came into a party who
were playing at cards. The doctors APP
pearance suspended the amusement, for
as all knew he was to meet johnson
that evening; every one was curious to
hear what had passed. Adam Smith,
whose temper seemed much rufied, an
swered only at first "He is q brute he
is a brute!" Upon closer examination
1t appeared that DR.. Johnson no sooner
saw Smith than he brought forward a
charge against him for something in
his letter on the death of Hume.
Smith said he has vindicated the truth
OF the statement. "And what did the
doctor say 2" was the universal query.
Why, he said-he said" said Smith,
with the deepest expression of
resentment, che said-'You lie " "And
what did you replyP" II said, you are a
-" On such terms did these two
great moralists meet and part, and such
was the classic dialogue between them.
Johnsou's Fudeness possibly arose
from his retaining till late in life the
habits of a pedagogue who is a man
among boys and a boy among men, and
having the bad taste to think it more
striking to leap over the little difference
es and courtesies which fly open on pay
ment of a trihing tribute. The auld
dominic hung vilely above him, and was
visible whenever he was the coaxed
man OF the company-a sad symptom
of a parvenu. A lady who was still
handsome in the decline of years, and
must have been exquisitely beautiful
when she was IS, dined in company
with Johnson, and was placed beside
him at table with no little awe Of her
n%eighbor. He then always drank lem
onade, and the lady of the house desir,
ed Miss S-h to acquaint him
there as some on the sideboard.
He made no answer except an
indistinct growl. Speak louder,
Miss S-h, the DOCTORS deaf" Anoth.
er attempt, with as little success. You
do not speak loud enough yet, my dear
Miss S-h." The lady yentured &c
raise her voice as high as misses of IL
may venture in the company of old doc.
tors, and her description of the reply
was that she heard an internal grumb-
ling like Etna before explosion, which
rolled up to his mouth, and there formed
itself into the distinct words, when
want any, I'll ask for it," which were
the only words she heard him speek dur.
ing the day. Even the syrup food Of
fattery was rudely repealed if not
cooked to his mind. / was told that 9
gentlemen called Pot, or some such
name, was introduced to him as a partic.
ular adm1rer of his. The doctor
growled and took no further notice.
HE admires in especial your Irene as
the finest tragedy in modern times" tc
which the doctor replied, IF Pot says
so, Pot lies!" and relapsed into his
reverie.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
Maryland. NV Maryland, z

= Pretty Wives,
Lovely daughters and noble men,"
"My farm lies in q rather low and
miasmatic situation, and
"My wifei"
"Who?"
"Was a very pretty blondep
Twenty years ago, became
"Sallown
"Hollow-eyedln
"Withered and agedl"
Before her time, from
"Malarial vapors, though she made
no particular complaint, not beng OF
the grumpy kind, yet causing me greas
uneasiness.
"a short time ago / purchased your
remedy for one of the children, who had
o very severe attack of biliousness, and
it occurred to me that the remedy might
help my wife, as / found that our little
girl, upon recovery had
"Lostl"
"Her sallowness, and looked as fresh
as q new blown daisy. Well tho story
is soon told. MY wife, to-day, has
gained her old-timed beauty with COM
pound interest. and is now as handsome
a matron (f / do say it MYSELF as can
be found in this county, which is noted
for pretty women And / have only
Hop Bitters to thank for it.
"The dear creature just looked over
nv shoulder, and says lean fatter equal
to the days of u courtship,' and that
reminds me there might be more pretty
wives if my brother farmers would do
as l have DONE"
Hoping you may long be spared to do
good, / thankfully renal.
G. T.. JAMES.
BELTsvILPE, Prince George Co., Nd,
May 26tn, 1883.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

Faithfulness is necessary in all kinds of work.
Especially is it necessary, in treating q cold, to
procure the best remedy, which is Aliens Lung
Balsam, and take 1t faithfully, according to di
~rections, and it will cure a cold every time and
prevent fatal results. Sold by all druggists.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

A BEEN AFFLICTED with an Affection OF
the Throat from childhood, caused by diphthe-
ria, and have used various remedies, but have
never founda anything equal to Browns BRoN-
CHIAL TRoCHEs.-Rey. G.. M. +. Hampton, Pike
ton, KY. Sold only in boxes.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
SC. Paul Markets

A private banking house, the principal in
restors being County Treasurer J. N Nevers,
.yty Clerk George Keene and @. L. Spanding.
the latter of Hartley Brothers q Demar, is
about organized at Brainerd expecting to begin
business Jan. 20.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

It's no secret that DIR. Pierce's Compound
Extract of Smart-Weed is composed Of best
genuine French Brandy, distilled Extract of
Smart-Weed and Jamaica Ginger Root, with
Camphor Essence, and constitutes, therefore,
the best remedy yet known for collie or cramps,
cholera morbus, diarahea, dysentery or bloody
fiux, or to break up colds, fevers and inflam-
matory attacks. 80 cents. BY druggists.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

FoR DYSPEPSIA, Indigestion, Depression OF Spir
its and General Debility, in their various forms,
also as a preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers, the "FERRo-PHosPHo
RATED Elixir OF CALIsAYA made by Casweil,
Hazard a. Co., New York, and sold by all Drug
gists, is the best tonic, and for patients recover.
ing from Fever or other sickness, it has no equal.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
The lenrons distilment. whose effect

ING IepIOU5 uI5IIIH6nG, WDOs5 bHUCU
Holds such an enmity with blood of man,
That, swift as quicksilver, it courses through
The natural gates and alleys of the body
most lazar-like, with vile and loathsome crust. +"
Such are the effects of diseased and morbid
bile, the only antidote for which is to cleanse
and regulate the liver-an Office admirably per-
formed by DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery."
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
DO YOU KNOW

s'For months I suffered with malaria and
nervous dyspepsia. During the attacks I eU
perienced severe pain, accompanied by that
extreme tired and languid feeling. Could
not eat or sleep. Would get up morning.
with hardly life enough 10 move. None OF
the usual medicines employed in such cases
had any effect upon me. From time to tins
/ was laid up and unable to attend 10 any
business. Finally a druggist of this city sugs
gested
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

EY-None genuine without a bunch Of
green Hops on the white label. Shun
all the vile, poisonous stuff with Hop
or "Hops" in their name.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

Young men or middle-aged ones, suffering
from nervous debility and kindred weaknesses
should send three letter stamps for illustrated
book suggesting sure means of cure. Address
Worlds Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

gnaYbOllSalye is the favorite Household
Remedy for the cure Of Cuts. Wounds. Chill
Ri blaines, Poisons, Bites of Insects, and Skin dis.
o. eases. Get the genuine. 25c. and 75c.. at Druggist
or By mail J. w. COLE q CO.. Black River Falls, Wis.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

N warm weather, when ice is not to
n mad. Tx the butter plate neatly, and
100 y IN Q pan of cold water fresh
--oA' the well an hour before meal time.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

DEAR DocToR.-I have tried your medicine,
and believe that any one who is troubled with
Cough, Hoarseness or Lemeness about the chest
or lungs cannot well afford to be without the
White Wine of Tar Syrup.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

A cattle thief named Johnson was sentenced
to three months imprisonment and fined $75
at Graceyille.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

Russell Hancock, aged thirty-three, planter
and merchant of GAINESVILLE, Miss. died recent
ly. He was q son of Gen. w. S. Hancock.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

A young man named Eariche, of Peoria, III
has genuine CHAMBERS. He had been attending
horses affected with the disease.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

For q strengthening medicine take Aliens
Iron Tonic Bitters. All genuine bear the sig.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

Somebody has stolen 10, 600 roubles from the
Russian treasury and salaries of public officials
have been stopped to recoup the loss.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

Mrs. l. @ @. Lamar, wife of United States
Senator Lamar, died at Oxford, Miss.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

Rev. Richard Paul Blakely. known in church
literature, is dead in London.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

Henry Guy Carleton is to be married this
month to Miss Helen Hubbard of New York.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

OdLs, CASH, %o1AG
Rye, 52c.
Barley, h3c.
Pork, cash, 81. 12L @$1L25.
Lard, cash, So. 70@$6. 10
Milwaukee Markets.
Wheat, No. 2, 7194c
Corn. No. 2, SAC.
Oats, No. 2 white, 24L@52c
Rye No. l, 521c.
Barley, No. Z. 49h@5O1<c: extra, No 8, ego
Mess Pork, $iL.1S cash.
Lard-Prime steam, 1856.
Butter, choice creamery, 25026c; fair to good
22@24c; best dairy, 19@21c.
Minneapolis Markets.
WHEAT, No. / hard, 69Ac; No. ? hard, ESQ
Corn, no. 2 s5c; rejected, sO@siKc; con,
demned 35@40c.
Oats, No. Sas@sac. rejected, s1@22c;
Mixed FEED, No. |, sla, 5O@ls; No 2. s1l.oC
Corn Meal, unbolted, s1s@sl4; bOlted. GIG
Hay. timothy, saasa75; wild, choice, sra
"a. IS; No. l wild, large bales s6.OO@$IO0
SC. Paul Markets.
wHEAr-No. 1hard, new, SOC; No. 2 hard.
65c; No, z, 56c
Corn, No. 2, Soc.
Oats, No. 2mixed, 21c; No. 2 white. 22c; No
8 white 21c.
Barley, No. 2, SOC; No. 3, $50.
Ground Feed, $14.50.
Baled Hay, IS; timothy hay, siooo@slo5o
Timothy seed, $l.20
Eggs, 2Oc.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
The chicago nHarkets.

Wheat, Chicago spring, 7O%@nHc; No. 3,
Chicago spring, 56c(056Nc.
Corn, cash, Si@376c
Oats, cash, 23Ac
Rye, SIC.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

FURS WANTED. ship ahS By express T@inz, IN 8 s1 Ssr e
Agency, A. Moore, Mgr, 288 Jackson st., st. Paul, Mimi.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
RUSSIAN FLAX Seed

We have FOR SALE GENUINE RUSSIAN SEED
FLAX. Experience has proven that Russian seed
yields fully FIFTY Il CENT better than any other
variety ever sown IN this country. Sow only the genu-
inc Russian. We guarantee ours. Write for prices.
MANKAT0 LINsEEDOM CO. MANKATO, MINI.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

G. w. PATTTSON,
Pastor st. Charles M. E. Church.
St Charles, Iowa.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

. ire purpose "a solely for the legitimate healing Of
disease and the reIi1 OF pain, and that IL does ola
&c ctaS-ss to DO, thousands Of ladies CON gladly festUv.s
: It win cure entirely oil Ovarian troubles, lnnamma-
ton and liberation, Falling and Displaeements, End
consequent Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly
adapted to the change of HfeL
= IL removes Faintness, Flatulency, deztroysali craving
for stimulants, and relieves Weakness OF the stomach.
It cures Bl0ating, Headaches, Nervous Prostra1ions
General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and lndt-
gestion. That feeling of bearing down, c&isinR pains
and backache. is always permanently cured by tfs use.
inquiry eondtentially answered. for cole at drssggssts-
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09


uoUNG MEN SAVE YOUR MONEY AND JOIN
nesota, and receive q cash endowment at marriage. In
it's fourth year and very prosperous. Legally incorpo-
rated, and has just been examined and Is strongly i'm
dorsed by an old actuary OF great ability as safe. sure and
strong. Full information mailed free. Address, with
references Secretary 8. M. i. A. 32l Hennepin ave,
Minneapolis MINI.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09

What is the difference between a persons nose
and Carboline the Great Petroleum Hair Re-
newer. Ans:-one is the center Of the head
and the other is q head-scenter.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-01-09
MATRIMONIAL PAPER %,l.g 5!sss1

Etablkhsd 1881. Each number contains over 100 advertisement,
Of LADIES and gents wanting 4 correspondents. Sample copy loc,
diver. Address HEART 4 HAND. Chicago, Ill. Name ths- sAp@.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12
TIN CANS DO NO KARIN.
A Manufacturer Explains the Present
Method of Canning Meats.

[Chicago Newsl
every few manufacturers OF tin cans Abw
Use muriatic zinc or other poisonous prep-'
arations in the making of cans or for solder
ing PURPOSES" said one of the proprietors
of large factory where all kinds of cans
are made, in answer to the question
of n reporter. "Soms OF the packers still
use muriatic acid in soldering, but it is fast
giving way to harmless chemical prepara-
tion for the purpose which was invented five
six years ago. The quantity of solder
used is so much less, however, than it used
To be, that even if it were not on the outside
of the can it probably could do no harm.
The methods of preparing all kinds of
canned goods have greatly improved since
the business was first begun. Eighteen
pounds OF solder now answers the purpose
where seventy was once required do not
believe that any trouble which has ever
arisen from tho eating of canned meats has
been occasioned by the tins The pre- judice,
nevertheless, in regard to canned meats,
especially corned beef, is widespread. 1t is
generally believed to be due to the cans.
The first instance of sickness from eating
canned corn beef that ever attracted any
attention occurred in Germany. The beef
was canned in Chicago. 1t was put up in the
Old-fashioned way. with an inch of soldering
inside and out The German scientists at the
time had disc little or nothing in re-
case of semi putrefaction that are so largely
engaging the attention of the scientific
world at present. When they examined the
beef that had occasione1 Illness, and the
cans in which it had been preserved, they
could find no other explanation of the diff
Guilty than the large amount of solder.
From that fact alone has grown the belief
that tin cans convey poisonous quail
ties to meat preserved in it. 1 have
tried every experiment possible with
| tin to determine whether there
was any truth in this idea, and am salts
| fled that there is ground for
| its existence. The entire trouble, where
canned meats are found unhealthy, lies in
| the fact that they either were not in good
| condition when put up or that the
| process was imperfect, and decomposition
| too slight to be determined by odor or ap-
pearance, but sufficient to develop danger
| Gus alkaloids
"As L said before, few packers still use
muriatic acid in soldering, but it is all put
on the outside of the can, and little is
used chat it could hardly affect the food in
| the cans. Occasionally some small country
manufacturer who is way behind the times
follows the old style of work and uses poi
sonous solutions, but these can-makers dc
not supply the packing trade The packing
| houses that make their own cans all follow
! the best modern Methods Nothing is USED
| in the manufacture of the tin can of to-day
| which could possibly result in in jury to any
| food placed in it"
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12

tDctrOlt Free Press.
a colored man came out of an alley off
Michigan avenue and inquired of the grocer
on tho corner:
"Say, boss, has you had watermellyon
stole away to-dayp
why, | declare, if some one hasn't stolen
a big ono which laid OH the end of this shelf!"
exclaimed the grocer.
"Dii you see a white man and a culrd fell
Ter hangin' round yere"
"Come to think of it, Ibid"
"Dem ar de chaps who stole that NELL
yon."
did you SEQ thems' asked the grocer
'Nebber did, sab"
"Then how do you knowa'
The colored man took him down the alley
and showed him two heaps of melon rinds
and exclaimed:
"If de mellyon wasn't dun stole nobody
would come in heah to eat it. Dat pile of
rinds hain't hslf-gnawed OATS jist de way
white folks eat 'em. De odder pile am
gnawed right down to de bark. OATS de
work of q Guild man, an doan' you forgit
it, Down dar' am a rind all alone. De
chaps got scarf an run away afore dey was
dun"
"Say, maybe you are smart enough to
catch 'em," said the grocer.
wall, dunno" way the reply, but in
the course of half an hour the man brough
III Il HanSuoS-iOOhinS African anu turned
him over with the remark:
'1eah's one of 'em, but the other has
Skipped"
"How do you know that this fellow is
guilty"
"Kase L dun looked for a darky wild a
meilyon ssed on his shirt BOSOM an heah
he am. He's dun guilty, and has got 81
cents to settle wild ye.'
The grocer says he'll have that man on
the detective force or break leg.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12
Eeasts of the Ancients.

lffarperS BaZar.I
Tho Romans had fixed, movable and occa-
sional feasts; the Egyptians made them of
such moment that it is recorded of one that
nearly $50 900 of men AMI women were
present; while the East Indians make their
festivals quite beyond the usual range of
our imaginations with numbers and with
treasure The jews had an immense va
riety of feastS, all of sacred nature, among
them being the Sabbath, the Passover, the
Pentecost the Feast of Trumpets-maki king
day on which every ones doom for eter-
nifty was supposed to be set down, although h
with mitigating possibilities in the case of
disastrous doom, should repentance take
place before death-the Feast of Taber-
nacles, the Purim, and the Dedication;
while the Christian church has, with others,
its Advent, Christmas, Epiphany, Easter
and Whitsuntide. all joyous spiritual feasts.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12
FLORIDA PRESS.

The late cigarmakers' strike was
damage to Key West of over 5000, 900.
The election of city officers of Key
West will take place next month, and
candidates are already coming to the
surface.
subscription list was circulated at
Gainesville for the benefit of the tramp
who got hurt while stealing a ride from
Palatka to Gainesville.
Kew West claims the largest popula-
ton of any city in the state, and that 1T
paws 90 per cent. mole revenue than the
remainder of the state combined.
few days since w. F. Parish of Pine
Level took through mistake dose of
perline for soda. a double dose of cas-
tor oil aud immediate advice from DIR.
Wright relieved his apprehensiors of a
fatal result.
The town council of Apopka have
passed an ordinance appointing. an elcc-
ton to be held to vote npon the question
of contracting the limits of the town. y
similar election was ordered two years
ago, but the people dill not take enough
interest in the question t" hold an cleo
tIon.
Can't. Albury, of the British schooner
Gertrude. was arrested in Key West last
week and placed under $500 bonds to ap-
pear ut the next term of the District
Court of the United States, charged with
a violation of the passenger act. 1t ap-
pears that he brought over full com
pliment of passengers, and several Others
were placed on the crew list, one OF
whom made an affidavit against the
captain, hence his arrest. The captain
of the British schooner Eastern Queen
suffered Il similar fate.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12
Ancient Historians.

Philadelphia Times. (IndD
OF all ancient historians, Ohio now
furnishes the most learned and enthusi-
astic.. Senator Sherman $ opening speech
in the Ohio campaign was a wonderful
production on the history of political an
tiquity. andIstamps him as unrivaled in
his line. Judge Foraker, the Republican
candidate for Governor of Ohio. followed
up Sherman by one of the exhaustive Or
ations on prehistoric political times, and
it stamps him as unrivaled in his line
By and by somebody will make a politi-
cal speech on the issues of the present
and run away with the election.
That's all.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12
baltimore Americana

=
While in the office of one of the most
prominent architects the other day the
writer shown the plan Of a stable and
office, which well known undertaking and
livery firm is now erecting in North Balt-
more. The office is worthy of especial men
ton. 1t consists of three par6s-a private
office, an office for ladies an for gentle
men. By very ingenious arrangement the
sliding doors can be thrown back and the
three rooms are turned into a chapsl, capable
of seating an audience of at least 100 people
The purpose of this design is easily ex-
planned. Frequently the family want fu-
neral services held over the deceased. Their
houses are too small, and they do not want
to go to the churches. This little chapel
will afford them the required accommoda-
tion.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12
STILL AL1V E.
Watching the Market.

| am the oldest Furniture House
in the city, therefore, my experience
in where to buy and what to buy is
superior to any other house. keep
constantly on hand Chamber Suits
from sI5 90 to $25 90 and upwards,
Chairs and Rockers i'll endless varl-
tv at all prices. B,.lsteads all sizes,
styles and price. My stock is al
ways new, because the Inducements
| offer i'll prices and styles never al
low my goods 10 remain on hand,
but make them move-in other
words | have my goods 10 sell, not
to keep and only low prices, well
finished goods and latest designs,
will do it.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-12

Archibald Forbes, speaking of WASH
ington society in his recently published
american Gossip" uses the expression:
eff, by a surprise of fortune, the Presi-
dent happens to be . gentleman"