New-York tribune., 1885-10-21
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

The pessimisstc Democratic newspapers have bes,
wont to growl the large expenditures for ths
maintenance Of tho American Navy. aud to find aul,
because the ships were such to drstcla.
Nation to feel proud But they thought Of yh.
other Nations doing Even the expsnditurss foe
maintaining the English Navy, which gigantic ana
ever increasing have not kept 1t In state Of nssd.d
efficiency. In 1854 the expenditures amounted "a
about 49, 900; but consequent upon the RnssIsp
war immediately following they increased to near,
500 900 in 1856. In 1878 they we're htts over
$50, 500, 900, and in 1885 aggregated upward d
$I50O00.000
The Grapsic says. "The Republican party of ohiois
dead but il isn't sensible of It," Frsm this distance, d,
appears that the Republican party q Ohio is praiJ
sct burying in the they didn't k.he idss
Of being Inferred by 30 dsrsp1ta9Te An Gnd't'rM
IT,. LousrHe Oourier-JouTna says that 1t took sIs
days to make the world, because The Ncr York Timed
was not In existence make suggestions 10 the Creator
One morning in May, as the doodle bug lay
In her cavern fathom down Under the ground
The poodle dog came aud he murmured her name.
Aud the doodle bugs heart gave rapturous bounS
40 doodle, dear doodle !"
Soft murmured the poodle;
Responded the doodle.
Then he told her his love, did the amurous poodle
Rnt the doodle bug said, with toss of her head,
What stocks, bonds, or moneys, prfthee, Lava
But the poodle replied. " have nothing beside
Ny beautiful fleece and a heart hes 3 that that Is truo"
Retorted the doodle.
Z" I'm not such noOdIe,
To wed kudle,
Who hasn't boodle"-
And she gave him the mltten the frugal Miss Doodle
-lChlcagO News
Itis stated that Mme Minnie Iieuk was called beiOn
the curtain tSenty-sx successive times 10 Itay w5ea
appearing in " Man0h' ltalah airs h"'e soA-sIaess
most in yigordt.ag effect.
Henry James is bscomne so sensational that itin
jurcs m, nerves to read hiiLr said lan to his treed
sensatiohS l. his writing" "Isyerf yoaI Wat
read this" The friend read the following; Lay
snbsDOb STOOL behind the roseDhsh ana l3t,lil
watched asIrangelooxng LAan way lufKed ~ tEe gte
den. why does lie lark she asked hers' IL why dhs
he take o a, hat ana p eI ,i S Wv a ID ~; Ite% W!
lett Mercy on nae, what docs b. meant Now lac IGs
Win he p,t them ia agaiEl No, think not. N,uG
that could fatLa his deep motives. lie slts down on
n rustic beAcn. Why Why does lie not kee5 Oh walk.
ingi Is ne tired 80. for he arises aud c,Utalss IL,
walk lie plucxs rose. what d9fs he waLt vita ISL
viii ho scad It to y hospital Nc, he has tarown
down II he serey wanted to throw IL down, wlyc Cd
he pluck it, Wonder what he ate for bfek ast Mercy
a Um ,"H lad %own ms rose" You ara z" salj Ii.
friend. james is becoming TOO sehsat..bD' ne az
elsr.
The Democratic papers Of Ohio are now enerceticiJ
discussing such safe topics the Eastern question AID
the outlook for foreign missions.
Michael Augustine" as he signs himself archbishop
elect ia very clever man" the bran Of tic Eathoie
|
wiuter He is avery attractive man. sccorpsJe ee-
gaut, and disposed to talk and lake himself agrrelte
i'm society. have never heard Anything but praise Il
Archbishop COrrgaC lie f. the spiritual head " the
Province Of New-York now Iacst important tshoTre
Whether he will rule his kingdom with the Surprising
geneness aud wisdom" Of s predecessor Is 10 Jc seer
lie the working power eeALc tue poor, fceOe
saint who has Just passed away for CArIal hcCicske1
had been invalid a long tMe-l lNeW-lork Letter IN
Boston Traveller.
Sioux Indian named Two s.ikc entered tde Office q
The gaent,e (Dakl BiGde the other dag and assumed
warllke tltale. Tue editor got ready for al IEdad
outbreak but was agreeably Disappointed WHOM MI
Two Strike threw down $40 gold piece 10 pay tosa
years subscription.
on a still Hunt. -COOrc. Nat Hammond was or tEs
train not long ag) when a lank, M ElhG-lOOShs
stranger moved acrpss aisle aud took seat by h
Hs gazcd at Colonel Hammond atteGtlyeY i0r alan
uinite aU,I thcu sad, lIOwdy do e. Am well, SIR
replied Colonel HJGWond. pause fcr aopEi Two
minutes, then, What might your name be Z Ny
name Is Hammond, sir" still longer pause aud thea
hCph there amt no harm dOae T. Iuere l. Lot, sr'
An eu barras,ug silence, during which the ~ ;nge
contemplated Colonel Hammond closely then, Yea zee
rs" got uncle lives up reLIcssee that AIT reye
seen. aud ! nlght come lpon hiln some time " IIa
asking folks their Names Atlanta Constitution
Dr. Talml;es sermon the Lcr!'s Razor Las beeni
god,end to the Western papers. They arr giving Is
precedence over everything bu the news troia Ohio
I've a dreadful headache Brumcy. II thn
crcsccndO Outburst OF Miss FcuOns. I'll never oierD
turn the music for her again"
=" Why didn't you beat retreat, Mr.. Darrin-cr :
"Oh, that wouldn't have been polite yOu know
Well bat you here la the cloak room. whle ,lch
Sill at the piano In the parlOr.
Yes. | watched nv opportunity ana slip7cl o1
between the bars. = 2hh Gail.