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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-05-28

South is a remarkably clear and unbiased
one, coming from northern man, and we
thank him for publishing it. The work
may be of great service in correcting the
unlovely impression of the Southern people
which still prevails largely at the North,
and of course the sooner and the better the
different sections of the country understand
each other the happier the whole people
will become. The danger pointed out IN
the last paragraph we quote is real and is
South. With the difficulty, when it comes,
however, we have no doubt there will be
abundant strength to cone.
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LETTER HEADS.

Monthly statements at same price of siXth-she
Dill heads. We will fill an order for bill heads,
giving any desired number ofeither size of sheet
at prOpOrtionate prices,
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Aulnurua&s department.

CAN THE WORLD AFFORD TO BE HON
EsT?-Parson Bangle became disguised with
the untruthfulness of mankind, and preach
ed vigorous sermon in denunciation of
society falsehood. He declared that lies
told out of politeness were just as wicked as
those told with the deliberate intention OF
deceiving. In fact, these society lies got
folks in the habit of lying, and they readily
pick up the other kind. The sermon made
great impression: Many of the conngrega-
tion resolved to reform. Coming out of the
church, Deacon Jones said to Judge Badg-
er, who sits in front of him:
''Judge, hope you didn't mind my put
ting my feet under your pew?" e.
The Judge was about to reply, "Oh, GER
tainly not; but he thought of the sermon
and answered:
81 did, though, your old hoofs took up all
the room and were fearful nuisance"
"Well," said the deacon, "the hair oil you
use smells so, it nearly forced us to leave
the pew"
They glared at each other, and just then
Mrs. Badger and Miss Jinkins came along.
Miss Jinkins had asked, "How do you like
my new bonnet?" "Oh, thought it just
love" replied Mrs: b. b, and ,;t,sa then o;ts she
er. It is a horrid thing. I wouldn't be
seen with it," And Miss Jinkins got mad
and replied, "well, if I were you, I'd not
wear dirty stockins to church; and if did,
I'd keep 'em out of sight," While these
honest conversations were going on, Mrs.
Smith had said to her next door neighbor,
Mr. Murry, II hope the crying of our ba-
by last night didn't disturb you?'' And
Murry replied, "No-that is-yes, want
ed to brain the brat" And then Mrs.
Smith called him wretch, and wept.
Then the clergyman came out and asked
young Symonds how he liked the sermon.
Symonds said, 1T was grand ef-er-oh,
parson, it was blamed nonsense" ''Sir
said the parson, and he drew himself up
Indignantly. Just then, Smith and Murry,
after telling each other the truth, clinched,
and Deacon Jones was trying to hold Miss
Smith from scratching Mr.. Badger. 1t took
tremendous efforts to stop the rows and pre-
vent scandal, and, as it was, everybody
went away mad with everybody else. The
parson went home and meditated in a
gloomy frame of mind for three hours, and
finally concluded that society lying was
wicked but he wouldn't preach against it
again. It's altogether too handy sin to be
given up.
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S. S. S.
The Supreme Bench.
AN AGED BAPTIsT MINISTER.

ATLANTA, Sept 23 lSS4-From experience think s. s. s.
very valuable remedy for Diseases and a the sam
time an invigorating tonic. JAMES JACKSON,
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-05-28

WORKED BOTH WAYs.-"Why are you
like the moon, Nickup," said his friend
"Well, because your face is always bright
and beaming with good nature" said Bates,
and he looh ed toward the bar.
"That amt bad; I'll just tell that to my
wife when l get home," said Nickup, and
then he winked at the bartender and told
him to "set 'em up again."
"Mary," said he, as he tumbled into bed
that evening, "Why am 1 like the moon?''
"What is it?" she sharply asked. He re-
peated the question. because you are full
every modth hi in the year, Ts she answered
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-05-28
JOB PRINTING.

OWING to our superior facilities with the best
" machine presses, an abundance of type and
trst-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute all manner Of JOB
PRINTING in superior style, and at prices that
will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality Of work and mate
rials We have recently made reduction in
prices for the following classes ofwork, to which
we invite the attention of business men:
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-05-28

THE"VIsITING CARD. During the war,
when Col. Bob Crockett was stationed at
Camden, he had small sign, Colonel
Crockett's Headquarters" posted above his
door. One night number of boys, having
taken down the sign, went out to farmers
hen-house and after taking every chicken
they could find, left the sign. The next
morning an old fellow entered Crockett's
quarters and asked: "Is this Col. Crockett"
"Yes, SIR" SIS this here your visitin'
sknG d the sign from unaFT Fonn mis-
itthis mornin' in my henhouse." "What
were your chickens worth ?" Fifteen dol
lars in gold" 'sWell, oldlellow, you break
me, but here's your money. Don't say any
thing about it, Crockett afterwards learn
ed that croupy old rooster and a sick hen
were the only fowls that were taken by
the boys.-ArkansaW Irareler.
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aaz> No man has prosperity so high or
firm but two or three words can dishearten it..
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Nor 4 PLEASANT STORY.-A Washing
ton dispatch says the United States Senate,
in it's last executive session, consummated
one of the grossest outrages upon west
Point and the army which it has perpetrat-
ed at the present session: A cadet, VINO
was about to be found deficient a short
time since, resigned to escape the disgrace;
He at once, through social influence exerted
there, secured a nomination from the Pres-
ident as Second Lieutenant. The Senate
had full knowledge of the case, ana stlll
confirmed him. AS result the young man,
who could not maintain himself as cadet.
takes rank in the army two years ahead OF
those cadets whom he left in his own class
to struggle through their course.
WHERE NIOLINs COME FROM.-ln BaVa-
ria there is a town called MittenWald, smut
in bv snow clad peaks and dense forests, IN
which every yard is crossed by labyrinth
of poles and ropes, on which hundreds OF
violins are hung up to dry. For couple OF
centuries the entire industry OF the Town mas
been violin making, for which the surround
ing forests produce the best OF material.
Men. women, and children all have their
share of the work, and violins, cellos, bass
viols, zithersand every stringed instrument,
from copy of some old priceless Stradlva-
RUS, perfect in form, color and tone, down
to the cheapest banjo, are exported IN great
quantities, all handmade, to every quarter
of the globe.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-05-28

PLASTER IN DRY SEAsoNs.-Plaster is an
excellent agent for giving corn good send
off, and being very cheap (about sS ton,)
should be kept on hand all the time. 1t at
tracts moisture, and when busted around
plants in dry seasons it keeps the green tinge
on them long after those not so treated have
begun to turn yellow. AS a dilutant for
Paris green it serves several purposes, such
as providing slightly soluble lime to the
growing vines and furnishing them with q
certain degree Of moisture. When sowed
broadcast over clover and grass the effect is
wonderful. It's the best fertilizer for clover
that can be used. On light sandy soils it
answers best when mixed with a plentiful
supply of good wood ashes. When busted
over the floors of hen-houses and stables it
assists very materially in absorbing noxious
gases and keeping the buildings in good
sanitary condition. Mixed with barnyard
manure, it not only prevents tire-fangi ing,
but absorbs the ammonia, some eminent ag-
ricuturists claiming that it combines with
it, forming sulphate of ammonia. Whether
this is fact or not, remains to be establish
ed. More worn-out farms have been re-
stored by the use of plaster than any other
method
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show his prowess once more it will be for
the restored Union, and not against it,"
Speaking again of the negro, Mr.. Schurz
truthfully saws: 'The election Of a Demo-
cratic President has been to the negro great
blessing, for it has delivered him OF two
dangerous delusions one that the success
of the Democratic party in national cleo
tion would make him slave again, and the
other, that by acting together as a race, the
negroes could WELD in politics controlling
influence with much profit to themselves.
They know now that their freedom is as
sured, whatever party wins, and that 1T IS
not necessary for them to herd together in a
political party of their own for self-defense.
They also know that they can never hope
again to become the ruling power in politics
as they felt themselves to be for time, un-
der the leadership of Republican adventu-
rers, and that, therefore, negro politics IN
the old way will never pay them again."
Generally speaking, Mr. Schurz thinks
there is no longer any distinctive southern
policy" in the old sense. The economic in
terests of the South and of the North are
becoming more and more alike. There Is
no longer any essential difference between
them as between two countries whose ma
terial development requires, respectively,
different means and policies. Economic
questions are no longer discussed between
the sections, but within them. AS to the
tariff, for instance, it looks as if the protec-
tion sentiment was gaining ground in the
South as it is losing ground in the North.
Although the cause Of silver is strong, in
the South, yet nobody will pretend that
there is any unanimity about it, or that it is
felt to be peculiarly Southern interest:
About these things, as well as the matter of
internal revenue, the subject of banking,
civil service reform, Temperance legislation,
etc., there is enough difference of opinion
among Southern men who call themselves
Democrats, to produce serious effects as soon
as the apprehension of common danger dis
appears"
On the whole, Mr.. Schurz's view of the
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1885-02-12
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:rUE!f.tcT T"' ae:'tsIasF
sr. ary (prrsst ksests 10 DA1ss1
sra cry 81 and ScIeesus - Rss>v 6O
Tss Asost0eoeDe
;':-,,..;;. Of t'rCnsine Mt k1cn. Current TeDSca.
1.'c = esi.: at seicncc. Rcr rsSrnESssS.
e.::;iG.cH's. f:ciEre Gallery: The ASasehsS1.
.cr,, Poems unexelIeA and this 3o0oo
~asy tine. is price, ~ ea1ps hee
s,1aCA.I CRIES, Gard Game Os sos.-yeeooso
tiux 6>i rlhute few sampe CeIteA 11sso
L.ka1 II ASSOCIATION, la CLARK 81 I,CU1cAe0s ~
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GesE.'ES wa 1sD.-We want lady = 0104
representative in every county to introduce ~
magazine bocks and other articles. to whom l1hesaA
terms arc ofYcrcd Address The American A0enk.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1885-02-12
MIMI ESOTA FOREVER.

Minnesota leads the world on flour.
Minnesota took the first premium at
the U. S. Horticultural Fair on apples
and now Minnesota takes the first pre-
MUM on butter. The Mankato Re-
view thus felicitates over the facts in
the case:
On Saturday last kilograms from
New Orleans were received conveying
the gratifying intelligence that the
great sweepstakes premium on butter,
at the Worlds Exposition, was award
ed to the Empire Creamery at LeSueur
in this state. The contest between the
creamerieS of the northwest was un-
usually sharp and active, and after the
premium was awarded to the LeSueur
creamery it is alleged that a protest
was entered by certain Iowa parties,
another set of judges were selected, an
examination was had, and the first
award affirmed. This award carries
with it the first premium and also the
grand sweepstakes, winning gold
medal and $3.50 in money. In addition
to this Minnesota won twenty-three
other premiums in dairy productions,
amounting to over $12OO; three silver
medals and seven other premiums on
grapes; two premiums on apples: and
ten premiums on poultry, making to.
tai of forty premiums, and all the
awards are not yet made.
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REAL ESTAT TIE IRA NSFEHS.


Register of Deeds johnson furnishes
US the following list of real estate
transfers for the month Of January:
W Borst to r W + Berggren, ne4 f.
1O4-30. l43 acres $1,000
L Barclay to Geo SlSde, n4ne4 1910?
-43. so acres $50
John Butler to James Mathews, w9>4
ne4 90 1913, go acres $3.50
Johanna Burnett to Nora l. Roberts,
lot 10. biz Adrian 1900
Thos Baltnff to Nora l. Roberts, e4nt4
12.1O2-43 50 acres
David Baker to $ J Mckenzie, ne1 So
lO3 IS, 100 acres
Albert Campbell to Matthias Schnider,
pt ct of nw4 of nw4, 19-l02-42, 2
acres 200
CHI r & N Id &TLCo to A II
Davidson, 1t Is bl 10 Ellsworth $50
J f Darling to John Moffat, e@ne3 20
1O3-39 so acres 1000
Henry Hoye to B Barlow, Jr. nw3 4
1O4:43 III acres 1900
ALC Hovey to Saml Allen, nj I'll bl 81
Worthington 100
w II IIolbrook to 7. S Nelson, ne4 .
1O1.43 lG6 acres $50
E I. Hereford to J L, Moulton, nw4 26-
1U3- 10 1GO acres.
VIM W Hamilton to Lydia A Lusong,
sr4 1910! 50 224O
G. ID Haven to Jonathan Chase. und!
Sch Of sci H. 1O2 10 20 acres /
Allen Mclean to Geo j Day & Co. WI
sw4 24lO3 10 SO acres 1000
$ ! Mckenzie to Hugh Evans, ne4 80
lU3-4;, 16U acres 1860
Paul Miller TO Patrick Glynn, s4ne4
So 1O2 43 so acres 72O
A l. Ormsby to VIM Mcl .ean, sci 80
1O3 80 l6n acres ~
Catharine II Penn to NJ A Mccoy, It 5
bl II WorthingtOn 700
Boles Reeves to Geo LIGHTER, s4sw1 ,;3
1O2- -43 50 acres 700
Rushmore & Seney to + II Thompson,
Its ll&l2 bl : Rushmore 4o
Nora l. Roberts to Johanna Barnett.
e4ne4 12.102-43 80 acres 1890
Sc g. st p r. r Co. to James T Bar.
clay, n4ne4 % 1928 80 acres $40
VIM Sowles to Chas " Sowles, mex ct
,rnw4 IS. l04 70 40 acres eco
Wm Sowlps to John Z Sowles, sc3 of
nw4 Is. 1O4- 10 10 acres 2OO
The following transfers were made
by the S G. & St p RR Co.:
Peter Klinkhammer, e4ne4 3-1O1 l3. sc
acres Col
Garret W Pagan. s!sw4 35-101-43, SC
acres 4OC
VIM II Prideaux, n4net 13-101 43, sc
acres 5Gl
The following transfers were made
by the St p & 5 G. II II Co.:
Dennis Cronen, west 10 102 IS, 81: 81:
acres 25Ol
Grey & Robinson, north half 27-lO+ 1;
! go acres 21Gt
100 acres 112(
Joseph Hermann, west nw4 35-lo4-
AZ. 50 acres 56(
NJ Twitchel! to G w Crane, lot b
ST Worthington III
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THE FARGO AND SOUTHERN.
A despatch from WatertOwn, Oak.


A despatch from Watertown, Oak,
says:
The Fargo & Southern Railroad COM
pany has published a map showing their
line as passing through Watertown,
coming this way from Ort0nville, and
extending to Flandrau and Sioux Falls.
This makes a through line, by connect
ing with the main line of the Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul. through Aber-
deem, Wolsey, ,Watertown. Redtield. etc
This will make Watertown \ railroad
centre and An important railroad town.
The Fargo & Southern will secure here
connections with the Minneapolis !;
st. Louis, the Cedar Rapids, Iowa 4
Northern. and two branches of the
Northwestern railway.
This, it has been suggested, settles
"Worthington's haslI'' so far AS the
Fargo Southern is concerned. But that
road never was projected to Wortl,ing-
ton as terminus. The project was to
build to Ortonville and thence south
westward into Dakota, while the B. G.
II. & n. was to build north from Wor.
thington and form connection witt
the Fargo Southern. The articles re-
corded in this county say that they vii
build road north and northwest OF
Worthington to some point in eastern
Dakota. This projected line, whicl
will probably be built the coming sum
mer, has been mortgaged along will
the other Is. G.. r. & N. lines to rais
the money to make thess extensions.
But we hear, that contractor Dow
will be here in a few weeks and more
anon. @
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THE COUNTY SEAT hill.

Another bill to provide for the re.
rmov"l of cottnty~seats- has been intro
duced in the Minnesota Senate. We
learn that it was considered in commit
tee of the whole and recommended to
pass. 1t provides that 4 three.tifths
vote shall be necessary to removal
and that Il mnjorit; Of the legal voters
Of the county must petition the Board
of Commissioners to submit the Qnes-
tion to the people.
Since the above. yesterdays papers
have come to hand and report that the
bill passed the Senate on Tuesday, so
amended as to require only majority
vote
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FROM THE CORPORAL.

From the Marine Barracks, Pensaco-
la, Florida, Corporal Ben. Barger
writes Of the benefits Of Browns Iron
Bitters in that malarial region. He
says: II have used several bottles and
must say am greatly benefited by
using it.. Several of my comrades use
Browns Iron Bitters, and you may
rest assured they all think it is the
greatest thing on earth" This kind
Of testimony comes from all quarters
concerning Browns Iron Bitters-the
best tonic.
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GOING TO CH7CACO

Last Fridays Pipestone Star gave
the sad intelligence (for Pipestone)that
Close Bros. Il Co. would, on Feb. I'd,
remove thei: general Office to Chicago,
leaving only a branch office at Pipe
stone. Then adds: "Their office in
Chicago for the present will he in the
First National bank building. After
May 1st it will he at 81 La Salle street,
The boys will leaye on Monday next
for Chicago" The removal of this
firm to Chicago is hard blow on Pipe.
stone, for they have done more to
build up that town than all others
combined, and now it rests wholly
with it's citizens to keep the town up -
SibleY Tribune.
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4 YER'S
Cherry Poctoral.

Cherry PeCt0ral.
No other complaints are so insilious in their
ettack as those affecting the throat and lungs:
none so tr;fled with by the majority of suffer-
c-s. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
perhaps from q triting or unconscious ex-
posure, is often but the beginning of a fatal
sickness. AYERS CHERRY PECroRAL has
we'll proven its efficacy in forty years fight
with throat and lung diseases, and should b
taken in ell cases without delay.
a Terrible Coug1, Cured.
"IH 1s5. took q severe cold, which affected
Thy lungs. ] had q terrible cough, and passed
night after night without sleep. The doctors
gave me NJ. l tried AYERS CHERRY Pee
ToRAL, which relieved my lungs, induced
sleep. and afforded mo the rest necessary
continued use of the PECTORAL perma-
nent cure was effected. am now 6! years
OLD, haic and hearty, and am satisfied your
CHERRY pECTORAL saved me.
HORACE FA1RENOTEER."
Rockingham, VT, July Is, 1852. i!
Croup.-A Mothers Tribute.
"Whilc i'll the country last winter my 1itt,o
boy, three years old, was taken i'll with Group;
lation. One of the family suggested the use
OF AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL, a bottle Of
which was always kept in the house. THIS
was tried in small and frequent doses and
TO our delight in less than half an hour tho
little patient was breathing easily. Tho doc
tor said that the CHERRY pECTORAL had
saved my darng's life. Can you wonder at
our gratitude? Sincerely yours,
Mrs. EMMA GEDSEY.'
15o West 12sth St., New York, May 16, lsscc.
"1 have used AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL
III my family for several years, and do not
hesitate to pronounce it the most etfcctual
remedy for coughs and colds VIC lave ever
tried. a. J. CRANE"
Lake Crystal, Mimi, March 10, 1852.
81 suffered for eight years from Bronchitis,
and after trying many remedies with no suc-
cess. was cured by the use of AYERS CHER
RY PICTORIAL. JOSEPH WALDEN"
Byhalia, Miss, April 5, 1882.
81 cannot say enough, in praise of AYERS
CHERRY PICTORIAL. believing as | do that
but for it's use should long since have died
from lung troubles. T.. BRAGDON.'
Palestine, Texas, April %, 1852.
no case of an affection of tho throat or
lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved
by the use of AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL,
and it will al7coys curc when tho disease 10
not already beyond tho control Of medicine.
rnErAEE0 EY
Cr.j. C.E.yocG Co., Lowell, Mass.
s;clI by al Druggists.
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AN ANSWER WANTED.

Can any one bring us 4 case of Kid.
ney or Liver complaint that Electric
l'itters will not speedily cure? We say
sy can not, as thousands of cases al
ready permanently cured and who are
recommending Electric l}itters, will
prove. Bright's Disease, Diabetes,
Weak Back, or any urinary complaint
quickly cured. They purify the blood,
regulate the bowels, and act directly on
the diseased parts. Every bottle guar
anteed: For sale at SO cents bottle by
G. W. Smith l.
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Worthington business men do not
support their local papers rs they
should. Two better papers than the
Record and Advance are not published
in Southern Minnesota, and good local
papers are the life of any town, but it
is hard to make the men who wear CO.
coanut-shaped heads to believe it.
s,sw me your local paper, and will
tell you what kind Of Il town you have''
sad the Hon. Schuyler Co!fax.-I.ake-
field Citizen.
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HOMES IN TIE eWE>l.

. Persons looking westward for hones
can procure full information concern.
ing the GARDEN SPOT of Iowa =
Minnesota, by subscribing for: u
Worthington ADVANCE, published At
Worthington. Minnesota. Send 50 for
one year: 81 for six months. and 81
cents for three months. to ADVANCE,
Worthington. Mobiles Co.. Minnesota
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TyIE LOCAL PAPER

"The local paper" says Whitelaw
Reid, is the best read paper in the
world. All city papers cannot supply
the place Of the home paper. No other
contains the marriages aud deaths to
say nothing of divorces and births. No
other paper gives the time for the next
ball, picnic, or political meeting; no
other publishes the '':oll Of hOnor'' Of
the public schools; no other discusses
the affairs Of the town and county, Or.
gives in detail the local news. which
can he obtained by no other source.
Everybody reads ito and that is why
the local paper is the best read in the
world, and the best advertising medi.
u:n Tor its circulation extant. j.
True enough, Mr.. r. They borrow
it. They are bound to read it, if the
man who subscriOes for it never gets
to see it.
The moon was full again last week.
the second time in the month Of JAN
uary. It don't often get full twice in
Il month. and it probably won't happen
again for some time.-St. Peter Trib-
une.
That is moderate indulgence. We
know of men who get full twice q week.
l:uc;z:cn'S lArn:ca Salvc.
The Best S;lve in the world for cuts,
bruises. sores, ulcers. salt rheum. fever
sores, letter. chapped hands. chilblains.
corns, and AL skin crupIions. and posi-.
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give. perfect satis-
faction, or money refunded. Price 25
cents per box. For sale by G.. W. Smith,
WOrthingtOr. Minn. 13.l9lv