The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-09-03

''I1ou slesp The ersr<f esks posi-
This 6spcpas largely Co The suss<s ei
csas IL The sssehborhood.
Mis- rarios Is eel 10 letter giving
directions sbcu, shat 10 take 10 picnic<.
n ihe sspFiy oigsrls exhausted In Bsstcni
-"raL hare you any pniries In Ireland
l,is We hsse IL Illinoasf TO he sure We
lsve. Didn' ,os iYa bear 81 Tipersryy
y. Fs4rtsd sise fences attract Iightning'
We'll. liehsripg u stori tho eniy tLiss
9Th any life TO II thai can III on bsrbsd
wire tspce With suy comfort
Al Omaha woman has three husbands
iissag. and s@ photographed with al Of
ibem ibe other day. Two Of them sss a.
sorcsa. but kindly consented 10 sit Tor The
group
rcAenin Miller says that nobody ever
srote spyshing good on an empty stomach.
ilow does No scconrt for 90 mspy brilliant
editorials in tho copniry veekliss'
lit shoald be rembsred 70 the sverlast.
ins sreiii 81 Nsbeehsdnszzxs that though
he cas-, sbadsch. Mssbach snd Absdnseo
into The n~y fusnsce. he did not -
them. Il. this hot enough Tor youS"
"a boy with patch On bis knee cant
In hired 10 20 on 40 erand 10 the next
house. bat be gill follow band wagon ell
over ,osn. and never realize that be isn't
dressed ia broadaloth.
"Ob, dear" yssned little boy after be
had returned from church. II don't Won
der The world Is 10 full Of wiskedness"
"wby sof" asked the astonishsd mother.
cause God picked out such tedious
day FOR Sunday"
"A boy found . voman's switch In the
opera house and returned il 10 her. Thank
you. my little man" said the lady; lyon
are 40 honest boy" ''Oh. no. I'm not %
very honest; but know what am.
"what are you. them "A hair fsstorer. "
Somebody told Lady Morgan that Ger.
tain bishop was 80 lsS in church observance
'ha, The would Ga. horse on Ash We'd
nesday" "0i course be would. said the
lady, ~ II was fast horse"
by falling from a wagon . Chinansn
in California. whose life was insured for .
large amount, was seriously hurt. There
was some doubt as 10 bis ever getting bet.
ter; and at length one Of bis friends wrote
TO the insurance company: Charley half
dead, likee BALI money"
What song shall sing for you To-.
righty' she asked him. Sing that old
Scotch song, i Gamma leave the suld folks
yet. we'd better bide . wee. Oh,
q gorge. that IL very ugly song. Il sug-
este proerasiinaiion Let me sing that
bssutifol song. Just now
--efuur dangbterY Is it possible? Why
you loqk more like twin sisters" mo; !
assure YOU she is my only daughter, re-
plies the pleased mother. And the polite
oil gentleman spoiled it all by remarsing.
"wel. she certainly looks old enough to
be your SISTER
The people Of Portland. Ore. must be
highly pleased with description OF them
given by the leading newspaper. which
saysa ''Our people are divided into two
classes One class is too tired 10 do any
thing and the other class hasn't time"
A book has jast been published which
advocates the eating Of non-carnivorous
insects As Abraham Lincoln once re-
marked: For those who like this sort of
thia9 Il is quite probable that this sort Of
thing il just abont the sort OF thing they
would IKE
Ia anticipation OF . large influx Of
county people on circus day, an enter
pris,hk oscveao merchant strung the fol-
lowing suggestive sign across the walk in
front of Lis grocery store. Don't 90
somewhere else TO be swindled; walk in
here,
x vassar grsdu ale being out 10 the
eouslsy. vent into the stable Of farm
house. "Dcss n bow close the poor
COVE are crowded together" she remarked
"Y~ mum; but ws have TO do that"
why so'" 80 they will give condensed
mils"
Somebody is quoted ~ having said to
Travers. thu New York Wit. 1T seems to
me yon s,utter more since you have lived
IN New York than you did when you lived
10 Baltimore To which Mr.. Travcrs sen.
.rnlipasly replied "0f &C curse / do.
B-b-hsaer town"
Ne have some OF The LATEST negroes
10 ihe wosld RICH, here ia Palatks, says
the siissrasi, ssi 10 summer they live 90
catfish aud melons We ss~ one OF these
lay creatures the other day. he bad his
hsh.as lice tel 70 Lis dogs hind leg aud
: heu Ish would bite he would give bis
Do liek.
"A politician having departed this life. |
bis mourning vile visited . spiritualisi |
and qusried. Il my husband happy Yes.
Vas the prompt reply, he has everything
his heart desires Thank heaven, says the |
good asfe, be hss got il d last. Got vhAss
queried The medium. Got what be loDged |
for mcst on earth, pos.ofice.
just one" said the lover q he stood |
apou the sioop with his girl. 'juss one.
~ last one. said the mother. psstins her
bead oat Of the bedroom window above;
"~eil. guess Il aint 70 late y that. but
ia pretty near twelve and you'd better be
going. o. her father will h. down" And
The hover sook his leave With sad pain Il
bis heart
Mr.. Smith do you know the character
Il Mr.. Joaesf" II rather guess ] do,