Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-06-19
The OlI II0OD SKIRT.

An item IS gong the rounds OF the
papers to the effect that the old fash
ioned hoop skirts are coming into style
again, and that within a year the hoop
skirt factories that have been lying
idle for years will be running full
blast, and The ladies will grow larger
around us the fashion is recognized as
the thing. Who that was on earth
twenty five wears ago, does not rcmem-
Der the first hoopskirt craze? Hoops
came into fashion suddenly, and ali
women, whatever their condition.
adopted the fashion at once. There
were few regular manufactured hoop
skirts at first, and Onlv those Who were
very tony had elaborate hoops, but as
hoops were the fashion every body had
to have something that would make
the dress stick out. Merchants sold
wire and rattan, and whale bone, and
stri ps OF brass, and ladies made them
into skirts, and some of them were
too ridiculous for anything. A lady
would get her hoops made and find
that the skirt Of her dress was so small
that she would have to use shoe horn
to get the skirt over the hoops. Or
grease the hoops, and then the dress
was so tight over the hoops that every
hoop showed as plainly as though it
had been on the outside. some queer
scenes were witnessed when hoops
first came in. Ladies were not accus.
toned to walking in barrel, and the
hoops would act awfully contrary, and
show themselves on slight provication.
Modest ladies were frequently made
to blush by some act OF the hoops,
which seemed to be endowed with as
much cussedness as 4 mule. The
wearer of Il hoop could never be en-
tirely certain what an hour would
bring forth. The hoop was liable to
90 along all right, and appear to an
derstand its business, and to have de-
cided to be decent, and when the
wearer attempted to 60 into door,
the hoops would get on strike, and
the lady couldn't drive it in Will, a
club. Men were constantly laughing
ut some ecce ntricity they discovered
in the hoops. Train conductors en-
joyed a constant picnic in helping
stranded females who got east in try
ing to enter a car. OF a car seat. Ladies'
who could not afford to buy the expen.
sive brass hoops would utilize the
hoops Of barrels, and many q lady has
50 lngenioUsly pressed a barrel hoop
into the service rs to pass for lead
er of the fashion, until some day she
attempted to sit down in q pew at
church, when the hoop would flop up
and strike her on the nose two or three
times, and leave her in 4 situation SO
uncomfortable as to bring tears to her
eyes. 1t is mean hoop that will
strike lady, and meaner hoop that
will strike her on the nose, and a con-
founded sight meaner hoop that will
repeat the blow two or three times,
but there are ladies living to-day with
scars on their noses made from these
hoops. Schoolgirls would wear bar
rel hoops, and it was an lmpossibility
to keep them anywhere except where
they ought not to be, and there are
men living to-day, who were boys
twenty-five years ago, who could re-
late a good deal that they ought not
to about the way the girls were made
skirts were reduced to a science, like
making watches, and the ladies be-
came so accustomed to wearing them
that nothing ever happened worth
mentioning, but when two lady friends
Of the first hoop year get together tc
talk over old times, and they get on
the subject Of those old fashioned
hoop skirts and their experiences, they
can keep the children Of the present
day laug ching until their sides ache
Ladies' who are leaders of fashion, and
eminent in the affairs of the world to-
day, can remember when they took the
first hoop Oft -four barrel and basted
it into the bottom hem of q calico
dress, and felt as proud as queens, a:
they sailed down the village streets
! with everybody looking at them
Tragedies were enacted in the early
days of hoop-skirts. A lady who i
now the wife Of senator, carries {
scar on the calf of her leg which
causes her to often wonder, as she sit;
in the senate gallery, whether it was
! the dog, which" got into her hoop-skir
one day, to hide away from cruel boys
| that had bit her, or whether q corne
OF a barrel hoop stuck through he
| stocking. If she was sure it was thu
hoop she wouldn't be half as neryou
about herself as she is when she sees
dog near her. And SO hoops are COM
ing into style again? Well. let then
come. In thelanguage of the lamentet
Patrick Henry. s'We repeat it, sir, lie
them COME and be darned to EN-
Peck's Sun.
One day when the ground was white wit