Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-05-05
CHARLEsTOWN, w. va, TUESDAY MAY g. 1886
SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON.
TUESDAY MORNING, MAY 5, 1885.
Various Items.

Various Items.
Men who mind their own business
usually succeed; because there is lit
tie competition.
OF the seYenty-six United States
Senators, thirty-two are professors of
religion, of whom sixteen are Presby-
terians:
A mans education is not complete
Until he runs newspaper for while.
Then he learns a good deal that he
did not know before.
There were all the evidences of a
coming storm; the very air vibrated
with the odor of dangeri btit when
the kind father took from his pocket
bottle of DR.. Bulls CdHgh Syrup
then came a calm, for thg Baby had
the Group and would ti6TT get well.
Smoke Wentsell's "Twilight" Ci-
gars:
A sHfgHd old lady cautioned her
married daughter against worrying
her husband too much, and conclue
ded by saying: "My child, man is
like an egg. Kept in hot water lit.
tie while, he may boil soft; but keep
him in there too long and he hardens. /"
The reputation of Ayers Sarsa-
parilla as a blood medicine is main
tained by cures made and daily
making.
Major FolIett, Brooklyn mechanic;
has invented wonderful sewing ma
chine, which, it is claimed, will do
80 per cent, more work than any ma
chine now in the market. An ex-
pertinent with steam power moved it
with speed of 2,200 stitches min
ute, and was started and stopped in
stantly. tits simple in construction,
is easily operated, and scws all kinds
of fabrics, from leather to fine linen.
ELT's CREAM BALn cured me of Catarrh of
many years standing-restored my sense of
smell. For colds in the head it works like
Bank, Elizabeth, Nj. Easy to use. See adv.
Attorney General Garland drinks
no liquor. When asked why he re-
piled that wandering through the
cemetery at Little Rock he came to
the graves Of so many bright young
men who began life with him but Nho
had fallen into dissolute habits and
died that he realized he vas about
the only one left. Then he changed
his mode of life and began the strug-
gle that resulted in his present sue
cess.
New Spring and Summer Goods at
GEO. II. HAGLEY's. Clothing, Shoes,
Hats, Underwear, &C., cheaper than
before. A rare chance for bargains.
Call early.
Major stodt Ga Republican, to Col.
Slim, DemocratI-"I say, kurnel,
has President Cleveland replied to
your application for the Collector
ship of the port of Galveston?' Col.
Slim-"I haven't had any reply
from Grover yet. I can't Under
stand the delay" Major Stout
' It's hardly time for you to hear
from Cleveland. I applied to Presi-
dent Arthur for a postoffice three
years ago, and he hasn't answered
my letter yet"
w. E: Rawlings, ESQ.,, Edmund's
Store, Va, says he purchased four
barrels of Powell's Prepared Chem
icals, two for tobacco, the others for
cotton. Applied about 400 lbs. to
the acre. The result was very salts
factory, as it equaled that of c fer
tilizer used by it which cost more
than three times as much. Address
Brown Chemical Co., Baltimore, Nd.
Steamers going through the Suez
Canal must stop wherever the pilot
gives the word, and when the sun has
gone down; no matter where the yes
sci is, whether at a I" station" or not,
it must tie up at the bank. There is
no risk in this; as no other steamer
will attempt to go on after Shutdown.
The pilots are fine set OF men, of
different nations, English, French,
Greek, Italian, etc. They dress in a
simple uniform, something like naval
officers in undress.
The " constantly tired-out" feeling
so often experienced is the result of
Impoverished blood, and consequent
enfeebled vitality. Ayers Sarsa-
parilla feeds and enriches the blood,
intreases the appetite, and promotes
digestion of the food, and the assimi-
lation of its strengthening qualities.
The system being thus invigorated,
the feeling rapidly changes to a
grateful sense of strength and energy.
As they were all coming out of the
theatre together young Syphcr acci-
IDENTIFY trod on the dress of the pretty
girl just ahead. ooh, shoo!" in
voluntarily exclaimed the young girl
as she suddenly brought up. Young
Sypher thought he saw chance for
a mash. '' You needn't shoe me-"
he simpered, smartly; "I'm no COW. !"
'No," the pretty girl returned with
a glance which pinned him to the side
of the lobby, "perhaps not now, but
you will be when you grow up"
THE LITTLE WONDER Diamond Re
fector Lamp, gives the light of 80
candles at the cost of one. 1t is the
Cheapest and Best Lamp that was ever
introduced for light. The heat of the