New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-30
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

One OF the life insurance companies in this city few
DAYS ago issued policy to woman named Nckoajew-
lsuztlsky. The company, however. made no extra
charge on accountof her name.
Anxious Mother: Edward, wish you would 90 up
stairs and Charles The poor boy Is In great distress
Unieeling Father: What ails him ."
Rcmorsc forbade him TO go fishing with the
over dsObedencc and Is really s!ok-and 50 pale ana
weak" - H.. 100, ,,., ~ ,.
Make Yourself easy my dear There 10 another nano for
IL besides 1t is generally known as His First
Cigar Philadelphia Call.
The crop OF yachting poetry almost gathered; the
btern sings in tho woodland cOpso John L. sullivan is
sober again; silver dollars are becoming drug in the
market tho list Is open In the theatres; the wheels
OF commerce moving again. and the country mer-
chant IA buy goods and SEQ the elephants the
raucous voice the fruit yender awakcs the MORN All
these sgus show that tho fall has throughout tho
land.
We were invited to contribute to symposium the
other day On Investigation found that symposium
Ia described by the dictionary as drinking party.
etc Ana NO I'm the hands OF friends. Lowell
f Tunes a"" w ''' wv ~ "
The pompous turkey. sweed with pride,
At early morn doth stalk;
Spread is his tall and dToI ped his wings,
Aud stately Ia his walk
He gobbeth loud and rnuoousy,
AR he pursues his course,
Undermining OF Thanksgiving Day
And oranDorry's red sauce.
-(Boston Gazette
Tho "mashers are said to be going out and tho
"Inowers coming in. A mower A" Is exquisite RhO
swings his cane like soythe as he walks along.
AIotter written by q lady, which had remained fifty
years in tho pocket OF old coat found tue other
day by rag merchant ANA by an equally strange chance
reached the To whom IL had been addressed half
century ago. Norfolk Va.l Landmark.
The Canadian epidemic. -" understand we'll enough
that these yisltations upon for Sins" said
French Canadlan clergyman; but why should my poor
countrymen BIO selected tho most religious people OF the
century Z"
"They waro selected" growlcd n New-York doctor.
because they were too rellgious.-they trusted IN
Heaven SO much that they would wash themselves"
tablet geycra centuries old In the church of Obercmme
near Ireyeri IN Germany: When Mark shall bring
Easter and Anthony shall sing praises at PenecosL and
John swing at tho feast OF Corpus Doin then
shall whole earth resouDd with weepngs and wall
ings" Now, all this Will happen neat year. for Easter
falls on St Marks day. April %, PentecOst that
Anthony Of padua June l3. aud Corpus Christi ST.
J0un Biptlsps day June "a Happily such prophecies
are not al ways fulfilled. i Living Church.
"what shall play for you Reginald r. asked the fair
young graduate OF the musical college.
Anything you please" replied the gded youth.
ado YOU love Sullivan T.
lido" replied tho musical enthusiast he slug
the houd OIL McCairey every tme."
During tho winter of S3 and "a we ran The Aniaas
Forks Pioneer among tae thirty foot banks IN
building where you could throw full sized Thomas cat
through the chnks, aud we mad TO SINK twentyioOt
shalt through the every morning To get TO our hole
I'm the roof where had To through For lights
| we used taOy dips and occasionally little coal OIL
which glad 10 get ut - 90 gallon Then the
slides used down and set the corner Of the
Office on fire. and had 10 melt snow to put II out But
80 long IA the six people and twenty seven dogs In
camp were all right, We didn't mind 1t much We were