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The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10

j OR DYSPEPSIA, INDUCTION, depression OF spir-
its and general debility in their various forms,
also as prey entive against fever and ague and
otherinteImittent fevers the "Ferro-Phosphor-
ated Elixir Of Calisaya," made by Caswel
Hazard d Co., New York. and sold by all Drug.
gists, is the best tonic and for patients recover
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10

eO0O NOO In presents gfren array. Send
oEOO,OOO us cents postage, and by
mail you Will get free package OF goods OF large
value, that will start you ia work that will at once
bring you in money faster than anything ese in
America. All about the 100000 in presents with
each box. Agents wanted everywhere, OF either
sex, of all ages for all the time, spare time only,
to work for us at their own homes. Fortunes for
all workers absolutely assured. Don't delay.
ii. HALLKTr & Co, Portland, Maine.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10

The banking capital of the United States
today is SIS, roo 900.
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HUNTS kidney and Liver)
REMEDY cures Pain in the
Side, Back OF Loins, General
Debility, Female Diseases,
Disturbed Sleep, Loss Of APP
petite and Bright's Disease.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10

See F. a rs Gluten Flour adv. next week
THE national debt of Great Britain is about
ego 900 900
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II. S. Whitney, Assistant Postmaster, Putnam,
Conn, wrtes:-"I have suffered untold agony
with kidney and liver complaints; my water was
very bad, at times actually passed blood. HUNTS
kidney and Liverl REMEDY has benefited me
more than all other medicines used.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10

HUNTS kidney and LiYer) REs,CDf
is purely vegetable, and meets want never Detorc
furnished to the public, and the utmost reliance
may be placed in il.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10
Dir. Railways Regulating Pills

For the cure Of all disorders of the Stomach Liver
Bowels. Kidneys. Bladder Nervous Diseases. Female
Complaints, Loss OF Appetite. Headache, Constipa-
ton, Costiveness, Indigestion. Dyspepsia Bilious
ness Fever. Inflammation of the Bowels. Piles and all
arrangements of the Internal Viscera. Purely veg
etable. containing mercury or deieterious drugs.
Price, 20 cents per box. Sold by all druggists.
tF-S Send letter stamp TO DIR. RADWAY IL
CO.. No.32 Warren street, New York, for
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10

every cloud has a silver
lining"
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10
Chronic Liver Complaints, etc.
Kidney and Bladder COMPLAINTS.

Urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel Diabetes, Drop
sy, StoppaCe of Water, lncontinence OF Urine,
Bright Disease, Alhumnuria and all cases where
there are bnckdust deposits. or the water is thick.
cloudy, or mixed with substance like the white OF
egg, or there Is morbid. dark. bilious appearance
and white hone-dust deposits and where there is a
prickling, burning sensation when RAISING water,
and pain in the small Of the back and along the lo
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10

"Shallow brooks are ften
noisy"
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-10
OFFICIAL TESTIMONY.

Disease is soon shaken, by Hunts Remedy taken"
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"IIome love is the best love-"
Town Clerk.
Mr. Othniel eager, Town Clerk, Norwich, Conn,
50 years old, writes -"For years | have suffered
with disease of the kidneys and bladder, and have
no hesitnncy in recommending HUNTS kidney
and Liverl REMEDY as a specific for these COM
plants"
"Punctuality begcts confidence"
Deputy sheriff.
HUNS kidney and Liverl REMEDY is a won
derful medicine / cordially recommend its use to
those suffering from dropsy or kidney troubles
Geo. b. Robertson, Deputy Sheriff, Bangor, Me.
"a willing heart lghtens work.
sheriff.
Mr.. Isaiah Cook Sheriff of Skowhegan, Me-,
writes:-"I have been afflicted for twenty
years with weakness of the kidneys and liver g.
The first bottle of HUNS kidney and Lverl
REMEDY relieved all pains in the back and Sides
Price 81 %. Send for Illustrated Pamphlet to
HUNTS REMEDY CO.. Providence r. I.
Sold by all druggists.
C. N. CRlTTENT0N, General Agent, New York
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
A Good Customer.

Bruce was q Scottish dog, that lived
in Edinburgh. His master kept o
grocery store.
A man used to pass almost every day
with meat pies to SELL He carried a
bell, and rang it now and then, to let
people know he was coming. He only
asked penny apiece for his pies, but
they were small, and an English penny
is worth about two of our cents.
One day Bruce was sitting at the door
of the shop when the pie-man came
alsSg. He saw the dogs wistful look,
and gave him pie.
Bruce wagged his tail for '-Thank
you,'' and put the pie in his dinner
basket in hurry.
Ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, went the bell
next day. Bruce bounded out from the
shop, caught the pie-man's coat in his
teeth, and would not let go. He did
not tear the coat, but showed very
plainly that he meant to keep the man
there till he had pie. The dogs
master stood in the doorway.
The pie-man took o penny out of his
pocket, showed it to the dog, and
pointed to his master. Bruce under
side, put his fore-paws on him, wagged
his tail, and looked up in his face with
eager, entreating eyes. The. penny was
given, and Bruce took it in his mouth
to the man, and bought his pie.
Every day after that he watched for
the pie-man, and the moment he heard
the bell he ran to his master, and
begged for a penny. 1t was never re-
fused, and so Bruce became a regular
customer; good one, too, for he al
ways paid promptly, and never found
fault. Little Ones
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
Thy BIRDS SING.
The Character of the Melody of Our
Feathered Friends.

The Character of the Melody of Our
Feathered Friends.
5jority of ornithologists agree
in8ng an erotic character to the
sol birds; not only the melting
ms but also those of their. tones
thdiscordant to the human ear,
arrded as love-notes. Darwin
fIaving some reserves, came to
aelis view. To be able to speak
CT of the love-song, one should
pscial regard to the love-life of
bit would be to throw water into
I'll to add to what ornithologi-
GERS have advanced concerning
tleding vital worth and cosmical
since of love. Nevertheless, I
Y the opinion that the origin of
tg-habit is to be found in other
8 as well as in this important fac
nong which is the joy of life,
Ited in an irresistible determin-
o announce itself in melody; and
e song is more perfectly brought
proportion as this feeling is
;lghly developed in the organiza-
Birds in freedom begin to sing
efore pairing, and continue it,
) to interruptions, long after
though all passion has been ex-
shed: and domesticated birds
trough the whole year without
to breeding-time, though no fe-
or companion eyer be in sight.
birds, born in Slptivity, never
le loss of freedom, and, if they
Fell taken care of, are always
: and in good spirits. The bird
to a large extent. for his own
ire; for he frequently let's himself
Justify when he knows he is all
In the spring-time of love,
all life is invigorated, and the eff
, win a mate by ardent wooing is
ed with the Joy of triumph. the
teaches its highest perfection. But
ale bird also sings to entertain
lite during the arduous nest-build-
I'd Matching, to cheer the young,
{ he be domesticated bird, to
leasure to his lord and the provi-
that takes care of him.. and in
SO to please himself. Lastly.
I'd sings-by habit, as we call it
,use the tendency is innate in the
5 of song to exercise themselves.
Placzek, IN Popular Science
ly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
READING FOR THE YOUNG.
SO EuNNYi

=
I've heard something. children-I can't think
It does make me laugh sol OH what shall do?
For want to begin it
And tell it this minute
This funny old story of HoEumgoloo.
me Tar, unknown country OF Hohumgoloo,
Yes, of Hohumgoloo.
In Hohumgo-ha, ha, ha, hal Do Just wait
Eli can stop laughing. ThereI now / win
Some curious ways
OF their washing days:
Fray who would not laugh such q tale to
Such q comical washing-aay tale to relate.
Yes, such tale to relate?
Noac! In Hohumgoloo there's no separate
scrub
60 the children all drest.
For this is thought best
AS saving OF time and saving of rub:
One washing for both is saving of rub.
Yes, a saving of rub.
And then-now remember the story's not
NINE
And then-ha, ha, hal when the weather is
fine,
They're wrung out Of the suds.
Each child in its buds,
And hung up to dry out of doors, on the line!
Two ciothes-pins to each, out of doors, on the
ine =
Yes. out of doors on the line.
Oh, knew you would laugh when I'd told
you the whole,
To think of them stringing from pole to pole;
Ha, ha, ha! He, he, he!
You're all laughing with me,
| knew you would do so, the thing is so drolfI
We will CYCLE together, the thing is so droll,
Yes, the thing is so droIl.
Abby Morton Didz, in Wide AtUdke
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
Manners.

There is nothing which adds to boys
success in life, next to honesty Of purA
pose, as the practice Of good breeding
wherever he goes Ion the sidewalks, in
the buggy, as well as in the parlor. II
you meet boy who refuses to give You
half the road or turn out on the side
walk. you may class him as boy with.
no sense OF justice in his soul. When
we speak of polite boy we do not wish
to be understood as referring To ono
who bows low, and takes off his hat
simply, but we mean the honest face
the one who always carries smile on
his countenance; we mean the one who
has kind salutation when he meeta
you in the morning, and pleasant
goodnight" in the evening. ! how
whose face is always void Of ofYense. !.
Christian at Werk.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
POLITICS AND BUSINESS.
An Unpatriotic, Illogical and Unrepublical
Allegation.

An Unpatriotic, Illogical and Unrepublican
Allegation.
Several organs of the party which was
defeated at the polls last November con-
tinue to attribute the prevailing de-
preston in business to the fact that the
majority of the American people con-
cluded to have a change in the admins
tration of the Government at Washing
ton. Aside from the certainty that this
allegation is entirely without reasonable
basis it is unpatriot:c, illogical and I'M
republican.
Popular government everywhere rests
on the idea that it is perfectly legitimate
and proper for the people to change
their rulers at will. If they are to be
denied that privilege for any reason
they have no popular government.
These organs are attempting to make
the bigoted and ignorant believe that
the worst thing that can happen to q
country is to have its affairs controlled
by majority of its citizens. They put
it in little different light, but that is
the substance of their argument
History will be searched in vain for
an instance where popular rule has re-
suited in disaster to country. Moth
ing of the kind has ever occurred. 1t
will not occur in this case. ALI the de-
preston from which business interests
in the United States now suffer was
present last summer and year ago
last summer. Times are harder now
than they were then not because the
people have elected a President I'M
satisfactory to some of the politicians,
but because hundreds of enterprises are
invariably abandoned during severe
weather. There has been no change
in the laws or the administration of the
country as yet. Both are the same as
they were three years ago.
The assumption that business is par
alyzed because of the apprehension Of
danger growing out of the prospective
change at Washington is equally
groundless. If we have in this country
any business which can not be carried
ON under the administration of one par
ty as well as another it is of no conse-
quence whether it survives or perishes-
It is an enemy to popular government
and the sooner it is closed out the bet
er.-Chicago Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19


thick sowing causes the plants to grow
tall and slim and to produce but q
small amount of seed. Growing plants
for special purpose has the effect
of modifying their character. They at
length have hereditary peculiarities.
Much of the flax now grown in this
country is produced from the seed of
plants raised for fiber. The first seed
was sown in the States bordering on,
the Atlantic Ocean, and the bark of the,
stalks was manufactured into cloth in
the houses of farmers. As the flax
plant moved West it was cultivated for
a new purpose. What we want now is
plant that will produce seed. In In
dia, where flax has long been raised ex-
clusively for the production of seed,
the plants are said to be only about
eighteen inches high, but very produce
tive of seed Chicago Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
PLENTY OF ADVICE

The Suggestions That Are Made for the
Guidance of the Incoming Adminstra-
tion.
The amount of advice and kind sug-
gestions pouring in on all sides for the
guidance of the incoming Administra-
ton is gratifying indication of inter-
est and friendly disposition on the part
of the advisers. There is certainly
enough material to choose from, what
ever its quantity may be. Every posi-
BILE method, except, perhaps, the right
one, of running the Government,
abolishing abuses, instituting reforms
and creating revolution in the de-
partment systems, is to be found in this
miscellaneous collection. The venera-
BILE authority at the village post-office
and grocery, and the self-confident dis
penser of legal lore, the lightning call
culator of men and measures, and the
plodding statistician of half century
of politics, all come forward with gra-
tuitous advice and build up very nice
theories out of their own favorite ma
terials. They become SO enthusiastic
in their self-imposed task that they fire.
quently forget the unsubStantial char
acter of those theories and refer to them
as representing the policy of the in
coming Administration. They even, with
rare disinterestedness, disclalm being
the originators of said theories and
endeavor to unload them on some more
substantial shoulders than theirs. In
deed in this interesting occupation of
building rival castles in the air, they
allow themselves to be worked up to an
unpleasant degree of excitement and
indulge in contention and recrimination.
each crying out fercely in defense OF
his own budget of advice. A large
number of gentlemen all over the
country have been proposed for Cabinet
positions, many for the same position,
and their merits and qualifications have
been duly set forth in the most attract
i've light by their Jealous friends and
admirers.
1t is claimed that the machinery in
many of the Government departments
requires considerable overhauling, that
the gearing is awry, the wheels rusted
or worn out and the boilers unfit to
stand the pressure of reform steam. Our
esteemed contemporary, the. New York
Times, gives rather depressing view
of the situation, referring particularly
to our treasury system as the same that
Hamilton set in motion. an old English
idea which gave way, years ago, to a
better system in Great Britain. The
Post-office Department, says the Times.
was intended to be a self-sustaining In
stitution, and, if the right man is put at
the head of it, the efficiency OF the
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
PITslD POINT.

To be lawyer q man must
have sufficiagard for the truth to
use it Withetlon. Boston Tran
script.
When IN stays down at his
office until Eght trying to strike a
balance he ply loses it before he
gets home.
Pug dFties are now affected
by New Y opoiselles. Once in
while du6 in unnoticed, but if
found is inftely expelled. IN 7.
Graphic.
Don iraidr' said a snob to
German laf sit down and make
yourself MIL" II would half to
blow my bput," was the reply of
the Teuton
1t is that a violin played
among a II geese will start them
to dancin very one who has at
tended a dis aware of this fact
Detroit Fnss.
We saary yesterday that had
been keptighty years. In order
however II mistake may occur we
would apt. it has been packed
away seysne years eleven months
and thirty Detroit Post.
tit isto see that that man has
never ser,n jury BEFORE" re-
marked u lawyer in court to 4
friend. %y?" his unprofessional
friend ini. Because he pays
such closation to the evidence"
N. Y. ne.
-"Argoing to the party this
evening ?" mo, I guess not;
I'm afraf horrid Smith girl will
be thereon, no she won't, she
said shes going" "Why not?"
"BecausTas afraid you would be
there. 80 Blade.
EFF jes' git ter heaben,"
said an gro, "dat's all | axes. /
doan keImarch up wild er brass
BAN an. er mighty stir. I doan
ak de arc shout, nur de saints ter
rush ane hans. No. sab, / doan
ak all d. all 1 wants is ter gitdar.
Da needt dase'fs ter de trouble o
handin,' pies an sweet stuff.
Hoe-caEer creased wild er bacon
rim is onuff for me. "-Arkansaao
Irarele
This at Moses Rabbenstein'
were mup a box of old clothes to
give totain poor mission. I'm
but in !" said one. "I'll put in
a pair es," said another. 'Tll
put in of pants" said a third.
FINALLY reached Moses. "What
will vat in, Mr.. Rabbenstein?"
asked sookkeeper. ''Vell, poys,
dimes PITY hart vid me, unit eef
Get ishr same to you, I'll yoost
pud inill. "-Merchaaat Traveller.
HIT know the Brooklyn girls
gerv wing a comparative stranger
from Hlphia, but he timidly re-
marke he wished he were a leath-
err bell he might clasp her waist.
She tupon him :, a warning blue
light from her eloquent eyes:
IS ouan," she said, eff you
couldleeze harder and hold ON
tighte any belt that was ever
fasterh a buckle, nobody has any
use fu in Brooklyn, I can tell
YOU. ,sh a wild, bitter cry, he fed
out ie black, black night.-Bob
Burd
is in one of the schools of
this fmischievous Young Ameri-
can dean descent who got into
trouiterday. He had violated one
of tn, and his teacher concluded
thatense was grave enough to
meriipline at the hands of the
P1irr Taking a firm hold of the
vouTleman, the teacher accord
inpIed for the room of the dread
adIntor of punishment. The
younp held back, began to cry,
and cried out in piteous tones:
co. don't take me up stairs:
p-l- don't. If you don't take me
up I'll pray for you tonight"
She take him up.-Altoona ITsb.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
.ostal service can be- erratIy increaaed

postal service can be greatly increased
and it may be made to pay its way.
The Interior Department. may be run in
a dozen different ways from its present
course, to the advantage of the country,
according to the assertions of this multi
tude of advisers we have referred to.
No one will deny that the Navy Depart
ment will stand a great deal of salutary
cleansing and fumigating. and that the
present system of accounting. which is
not check upon disbursements, but
renders frauds of all kinds feasible,
might be profitably improved. Amid
all the advice that has poured in. few
golden grains of practical sense and
good judgment may be found albany
4r0us
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19

lThe Japanese are great bathers;
5p such hot water that fatal syncope
an occasional consequence. With
IN bathing is a sensuous luxury.
eir neighbors, the Chinese, get inside
much clothing as possible, and are
FER seen in the streams in which
!ir country abounds bathingor swim
no. To go barefoot. except from
3 necessity, is with them indecent.
. Malays and the natives of Alden
many of them scarcely less than
man ducks. A bit of silver can not
oh the bottom of the sea before they
ve il. The Hindoos and Brahmins
bhe-especially in the Ganges-as a
iuious exercise, smearing the body
t6 oil first If they can afford it.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19

The Washington Post says that ;
American humorist is wanted who w
never say anything about the mule, t
Chicago girls foot, the ice-cream gil
the boot of the angry father. or t
bank cashier going to Canada. '.Dd
it think" asks the New York Tribu1
..that man can make bricks withd
strawP''
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19

1t is said that French invent
for reshaping noses has been introdu
into this country, and is used by m;
people who wish to improve that !
full organ. It is worn at night,
after short time viii change the shl
of the most stubborn nose. ~
Sun.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19

The Herald Of Health recommen5.
salt for the throat. In cases Of sore
throat strong salt water may be used "a
. gargle three times a day. while an.
going to bed linen handkerchief vaH
with salt water should be pinned arnrpd'
the throat, with two thicknesses of drU
flannel placed over 1t. =
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-02-19
That Bow: If his sister is kisse,

That Boy: If his sister is kissed
by anyone, he is always the person to
witness the performance and tells of it
before crowd. He is always the one
to give the world the fact that his sis
ter uses powder and wears false teeth,
and is thirty-two years old. If there is
a mortgage on the place, the boy hears
you speak of it. and then goes around
talking about as though it were some:
thing to be pointed to with pride
and pleasure. Everything you say ir
the bosom of your family that should
not be repeated the boy repeats. and
always has the faculty of repeating it a
the wrong time and to the wrong pep
son.-Detroit Free Press. q
The Clifton clarion., 1885-11-18
The Mechanic of To-Day.

Labor, to-day, is not what 1t was two generations ago; modern i'm provements have made workmen more of a machine than an intel ligent artisan. Instead of a long apprenticeship and the mastery of whole trade" one gets, in a short time, a proficiency in one thing, and that is all he learns to do. The truly skilled mechanic is becoming a rare bird. The fault Is not alone in the present style of manufacturing; the workman him self is partially to blame. It is impossible to secure apprentices. The boy who wishes to learn a trade refuses the best chances of fered when not accompanied by wages far exceeding any possible value he can be to hls employer. If, perchance, he engages to work, excesses in tobacco, liquor and similar vices so unnerve him that hard work hurts him." and his health is affected. He is indolent, his leisure hours are occupied in any way but beneficially, and ev- cry parade and excitement must find him spectator. The offer of a few more cents per week causes his abandonment of his place with out notice to his employer, and he grows up full of expensive habits, unfit to support or care for him. self, to say nothing of marrying or rearing a family. The war made many tramps, but the de- generacy of our boys is making more.-Mining and Scientific Press.