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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
PROBABLY EXAGGERATED.

ST.. PETERSBURG, oct. IA dispatch
to the Novra Vreumia from Askabad,
dated Friday, says the English have
taken entire possession of IIerat, and have
ordered the inhabitants to quit the town
immediately. The inhabitants, angercd
by the action OF the English, have thrown
up earthworks opposite the citadel. The
English are being strongly reinforced
The dispatch is considered 10 be cxaggcra-
ted
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
A ro.tonIee nnrrlnri,en.

GARDEN City, KAN Oct. 4,--The post.
olllec at this place was hurglarized last
night. The sale was blown open aud
all the money, registered letters aud val.
uablcs taken. There were thirty-siS
money packages for the government land
ohicc, containing large amounts. No clew
70 the burglars
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
A GRAND MILITARY CAMp.

LONDON, Oct IA dispatch to the
Daily News from Sofia says Bulgaria is
one military camp, All the male popu-
lntlon between the ages of fifteen and
forty-tlve years are under arms and
thousands OF volunteers are being en-
rolled daily. They appear TO be earnest
and determined.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
STOPPED THE GIRL.
\ Montague County Father Wants His
Daughter to stay nj Homo.

4 Montague County Father Wants His
Daughter To stay M Home.
Marshal Rea received a telegram yes
terday from Bowie to stop Miss Pullcn. a
girl OF sixteen, who had left home and
was on her way to Arkansas
with the description given him Oncer
Collins, the Union depot policemen, soon
discovered the girl, whom he found with
woman named Sarah Ellerce on her way
TO Piorcc City, Mo. Miss Pul.
lcn,, when told she must stop
here, said she was nineteen
years Old, and as she was leaving home
because she could not live with her step
mo'her she should be permitted
20 proceed on her Journey.
Miss pullen's ticket was bought
TO Whiteshoro, Miss Ellorce went on
her Journey last night, but the officers
still Insisted that Miss pnllcu remain
hero, so she was taken to the
residence OF sheriff Maddox TO remain
until her father reached this city
and made up his mind what he wanted
To do in the premises. Miss Pulcu Is
very lady-like and Impressed those who
saw her very fayorably.
Mr.. Pullen, who Is a sohool-teachera ara
very worthy citizen of Bowie. Viii
probably be here t0-day,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
FRENCH ELECTIONS.

PARIS, oct, THE elections are pro-
crossing very quietly. The Republicans
are apparently sure of maioritics in the
provinces. The results win not be as
cortaincd and made known until to-
morrow.
jules Ferry has been elected by large
majority at Epinol.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05

very recent brother
have babies. ,on tas.,e =.
ooh, yes. D .,,i,', AbsR lH
I litns babies "a at one , time usn \.
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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
ApMoNIsnEs ruE nIsnors.

LoNpoN, Oct. THE Standards cor.
respondent at Rome says. GAS the pope
reads reports of the electoral changes in
Ireland, he increasingly admonlshes the
Irish bishops to prevent their flocks from
supporting the Nationaists. "
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
An IMpORTANT nssCOyERy.

ROME, Oct. Important documents
relating to the Caroline islands have been
discovered among the archives of the
Vatican. They will facilitate a settle
ment of the difficulty between Germany
and Spain
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
WANT ANNENArInN.

LONDON, oct. f.---Thc people of Crete
are excited over the Balkan troubles,
but maintain an eXpectant attitude.
They have sent an address to the powers
asking that the treaty of Berlin be main
tanned; otherwise that Greece be per,
mittcd to annex Crete.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
ENGLANn,s nANn.

LONDON, oct. The report of the III
tervicw with the car has caused rejoic-
Ing at Philippopolis British Consul Lo
selle has arrived ut Philippopolis ON a
mission 10 effect reconciliation between
the sultan and Prince Alexander.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
ARLINGTON.

n Freight Train wrec,,.,
Special to the Gazette.
49,. n;,n'l.llNGIGN, TEX, Oct.
train wrecked near VILLAIN ' a. y
miles vest of town, deiav, s'' !. .
several stS hours to-day on he '' T W
enc, and our town has been i ~ Il
trains. ~" "ie eta'
. Dengue fever is making h IS.
among our citizens. "' 'plas'
The new Methodist cbnr,
pleted and will be dedlca aa,A
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
rur CzAKs PROMISE.

CorENHAGEN, oct. 4.--The car, in re-
plying to the Bulgarian deputation, said
he would endcayor TO secure accord
among the powers TO effect a peaceful
solution Of the Room Elean dinlcnlty.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
AZ EAsr 1Nn1AN cycLoNE.

LoNpoN, oct. 4.--Adyices from False
Point, India, say that a recent cyclone
destroyed 800 villages
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
FOREIGN.
rHE sKupTscuINA CLOSED.

BELGRADE, Oct. 4.--Thc skuptschina
has closed, having passed all the govern
mcnt measures.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05

Mems hest quality Of Kip boots, worth
$500, are only sa.60 at Rainfall & Cham.
hers Co.'s.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05
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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05

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|tlle dcngue has ullil, asa f''as
|oa lessons ioF this week wlll
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-10-05

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Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-10-06
General advertisements.

General advertisements.
N. v. MCChGSnGy ( Son.
No. ~ Queen Street.
Have landing
Per Alameda & John D. spreokels,
LANCE SHIPMENTS OF
assorted MercHx22Clise
Consisting in part of
Bbs. Flour, Golden Gate
Bbls Flour. III Dorado.
Sacks Wheat, Best,
Sacks Barley, Best
Sacks Corn, Best, Whole,
Sacks Corn, Best, Cracked,
Sacks Bran. Coarse and Fine.
Sacks Beans. White,
Sacks Beans, Red,
Sacks Beans, Bayou,
Sacks Beans, Lima
Sacks Onions, Best Silver skin
Sacks Potatoes, BeS in Gunnies.
Gases Nicnacs,
Cases Extra Soda Crackers,
Cases Medium Bread,
Cases Cracked Wheat 10 ID. bags,
Cases Corn Meal, white 10 h. bags.
Cases Dat Meal, lib. bags,
Cases Corn Starch.
Casks Dupee Hams,
Cases R. b. Bacon.
Cases Fairbanks Lard, , ID. pail,
Cases Fairbanks Lard, 10 h. pail.
Cases whtneys Butter, in tins,
Half bbls. Butter, Pickle Roll,
Or. bbls. Butter, Pickle Roll,
Half h 81 r hS,,e Bu G,l' E GE 'kdse
Cases New Cheese.
Boxes and bdls. Salt Goldfish,
Cases Fresh Eggs,
Cases Laundry Starch,
Boxes Brown Laundry Soap,
- dozens Brooms,
Pure Java Coffee, Roasted and Ground, Id. tins.
Sacks Green Coffee,
Chests Japan ga, Id. papers,
Chests Japan Tea, y ID. papers,
Boxes Raisins, London Layer3,
Y boxes Raisins, London Layers,
y boxes Raisins, London Layers,
Boxes Raisins, Muscatel
Drums Ciiron,
Boxes Currants,
Gases Chocolate.
Cases Mixed Pickles,
Cases Spices assorted, all sizes,
Pals Mince Meat, Atmores,
sW Tins Mince Meat, Cuttings.
Sacks Kay Peanuts, y-,
Sacks Soft Shell Almonds.
Sacks Texas Pecaps. extra large.
Gases California Honey, ID. tins
Fruits, Jellies and Vegetables
Bales Wrapping Paper. extra quality
LARGE ASSORTMENT OF
Best California Leather.
Sole, fnsole, Harness. Skirins and Uppers.
French and American Calfskins,
Sheep Skins, Goat Skins,
Hawaiian Saddle Trees.
And other goods too numerous tomentlon.
These goods are fresh. were bought very low, and
will be sold at
LOWEST MARKET RATES.
", W. MsGEEsNEy { son,
ao,-s6, No. AZ Queen Street.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-10-06
General advertisements.

General advertisements.
CASTLE &CooKE
HosoLuLu, HI
Would call attention to thelr. Large and
varied Stock OF
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS,
Consisting Of the unriyaled Paris Steal
Breahciag PSOsc,
The Moline Steel Breakers, and furowing Plow,. Mo-
line Steel Pows--a sizes-Planet. Jr.. Guilt
vators, Dirt Scrapcrs,
Planters Hoe. Of the bes, makes.
DIssToNs' CELEBRATED CANE KNIVES
made c. to sdi Hoe. Ams csn SA0f SaU s@d
Bows. Yokss, Chains, Fepce
Sugar Mill Requirements.
SUGAR BAGS. SUGAR KEGS,
Cumberland Coal.
Sperm OIL Cylinder Laro
aud Kerosene Oil, Perfect
Lubricators, Plumbago AL
bany Grease, Disstons and
S. and ]. Files, all sizes and
kinds Steam Packing, Flat
and Round India Rubber,
Asbestos and Soap Stone,
Flax Packing, India Rub
Der Hose, "a TO inch, Ppes
and Couplings, Nuts and
Washers, finished Machine
Bolts, all sizes Cold-pressed
Blacksmths Engineers and
Carpenter Hammers, Pipe
Cutters, Winches, inch TO
"a inch, Anvils Vices Tube
Scrapers, Grndstones Best
American Bar Iron and Too
Steel, Builders Hardware,
all kinds and styles, Hub
bucks Paints and Oils, raw
and boiled Small Paints in
Oil, in large variety, Dry
Paints, TIMBER, Venetian,
Red, Ochres, Metallic, &c,
Whiting German Window
sss'td sizes, Manila Rope
Staple Groceries,
No. and Flour, No. and Rice,
Crushed Sugar, China and japan Teas,
a Fruits ro% Che Fsetors
cS ess s1sise s3iIsi fssas4sss s sai
ace Kerosene OIL, Weston's Gem
trifttDat Innings, "a Inch, Rubber
Spring and Canpas brake just at
hand, Blake Steam Pump Valves. Pack
Hg See elas sois v Essa Jq Pssos
Weston's Patent Centrifugais Complete,
ALSO ON CONSIGNMENT
California Hay, Barley, Potatoes, Barrels
Salmon, Hams, Asbestos Mixture fol- Boilers
and Steam aas sf sA SSs 'esa s S
SEWING MACHINES.
Wilcox and Gibbs Automatic; Singer Manufacturing
Company. Assorted; Remington Company, Family;
Wilson Machines, the best assortment to be found,
and at Bottom Prices
New Goo by every arrival from England, New
DIRK and San Francisco.
New Traction Engine, s-horse power.
Orders from the other Islands filled Best Rates and
with dispatch 2s3-26s
CHAS. HUSTACE
Has jus. received per Mariposa,
DUPEE HAMS AND BACON,
Gala Cheese, Kits Salmon Bellies, Cases Codts
Kegs Family Beef Saloon Pilot Bread,
Crackers, Table Raisins, Dried Peaches,
Dried Apricot Prunes, Cennea
California Comb Honey,
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-10-06
MS cry.


THIS POPULAR BINDERy. located at
Io7, Fort Street, will be able in its set
tied quarters todoeven satisfactory
work than that which has gained it such
liberal patronage and such willing APP
probation from the Honolulu trade.
IT ApvERrIsEs No SpEcIALIriEs,
but is able to do ALL sorts, sizes,
and conditions OF Book binding,
Ruling. Lettering, and Paper cutting
as we'll as in San Francisco, and at
moderate prices.
AT THIS COMPLETE BINDERY
newspapers, magazines, pamphlets, and
sheet music are neatly and simply or
elegantly and sumptuously bound, as
taste and pocket may demand. Old
books are carefully and firmly rebound.
ALL DESCRIPTIONS OF BLANK
Books are made to order at as low
rates as are consistent with first-class
work. The Bindery is now using
Weston's Record" and {" Ledger
paper for all irst-class work A large
invoice of this justly celebrated stock
has just been received from New York.
ORDERS LEFT At THE MERCHANT
STREET STORE WILL HAVE PROMPT
ATTENTION
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-10-06
General advertisements.

e9eItetal eA0ncrttBeincftts.
Pioneer Line.
Several Ships Annually from Liverpool
By orente from Liverpool Steamers from San
Francisco and other late arrivals,
THEO. II. DAVIES & CO.,
Have received
English and American Prints
White Cottons, Unbleached Cottons,
Linen Drill and Duck, Crown Canvas
French Merino Of different qualities
Grey, Blue and Mixed Flannel,
Waterproof Tweeds, Dress Materials,
Silks, Satns Silk Ribbons,
Velvet, Hosiery Undertaking.
IN GREAT VARIETY.
Lawns, White and Printed Moleskin.
Linen and Cotton Listodos Towels,
Handkerchiefs, Mosquito Netting,
Rubber Clothing, Waterproof Sheeting,
Mems, Women's \ Chldrens Boots q Shoes
(sizes and styles adapted to this market,)
Horse Blankets, Bed Blankets,
(all sizes, weights, qualities and colors,)
Teivet and Tapestry,
Rugs and Mats.
Centre Rugs, Navy and Merchant Canvas,
Filter Press Bags, taox39, Sugar Bags,
Rice Bags Coal Bags, & S Ply Twine,
English, Hawaiian & American Flags
"a. and yards,)
Floor Oil Cloths, Tasteful designs assorted wdths)
Mems Saddles, Side Saddles, Saddlery,
Iron Bedsteads, Galvanized Buckets,
Timed Iron Tea Kettles, Sauce Pans, Fry Pans
assorted sizes,
Butcher Knives, Knives and Forks
Tin Plate, Sheet Lead, Galvanized Water Pipe
~ to inches)
White Lead, Various qualities)
Boiled Oil, Turpentne,
Corrugated Roofing,
tst gauge, 8, 4 9 and q, ,lleng,hs,
Galvanized Screws and Washers,
Galvanized Ridging.
YeitoW Sheathing Metal % Nafis
Anneaed Fence wire Fence Staples
Wire Plant Guards and Arches
Steel Rails, with Fish Plates Bolts and Spikes,
A LARGE FRESH ASSORTMENT OF
SHELF IIARDw IRE.
ce.oekery and Glassware, Cos, Picks, shovels,
Plantation and Mechanics Tools,
Robey 4 Co.'S Portable Engines,
NH-P and HIP
One Splendid Piano, by Brinsmead & Sons)
Tested CHAIN Gosages Soap,
"a qualities, in bxs "a and 60 bars)
Best Welsh Steam Coal, Coke,
Flooring Tiles Fire Clay,
Portland Cement, (Whe Johnson
Fire Bricks both square and
Lump Rock Salt,
LEATHER Betting,
q to IA inch widths.)
Large and Fresh Assortment Of
Californian and English Groceries
74o-aoI
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-04


Whom Lewis II. Redmond, the South
Carolina moonshiner, cornered, after for
eight years euding the Government off,
cials, was asked 10 surrender, he OK
claimed
"Never, to mon who fire ut my backin
Before he was taken, fvo bullets had
gone clear through him, but strange to re-
late, he got well, in the hands Of q rude
backwoods nurse"
BY the way, IL Garfield had been In tho
hands of backwoods nurse, he might
have lived. A heap of volunteer testi-
mony against the infallibility OF the ply
sicians has been accommodating of late, and
people are encouraged TO do their own
doctoring moro and more. IL Is cheaper
and quite as certain.
Before Detective Curtin, OF Buffalo,
with his revolver. Tom saw the point and
tumbledl
Joe Goss was "coveredD few weeks ago
and he tumblod, and so did Dan Mace.
Death "fetched em" with that dreaded
weapon-kidney disease. But they should
have been lively and drawn first. They
could easily have disarmed the monster
had they covered him with that dead shot
Warmers safe cure, which, drawn
doubtless true that sporting men dread
this enemy moro than any mishap of their
profession, and presumably this explains
why they as a rule are so partial to that
celebrated "dead shot,"
Redmond was right No man should
surrender when attacked in the back. He
should draw" face about and proceed to
the defence, for such attacks, so common
among all classes, will fetch a man every
time unless covered" by that wonderful
ly successful dead shot."-Sportsmdp
NetUs.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-04
COMMERCIAL HONESTY.

A Texas Young Merchant Who Was Told
That 1t Did Not Consist with business
Sense.
Sam Benson was n young man who
had embraced merchandise as pro-
fession. He failed in business, but not
discouraged he sold little piece of land
his wife owned, and started up again,
but disaster again overlook him. He
then went to New York, and applied tc
his uncle. who was successful mer
chant, for a small stock of goods.
"You are no good. You will never
amount to a row Of pins" was the
reply.
but, uncle, think can avoid the
rocks on which l split, and by honesty
and industry | can establish myself
firmly in business"
"You have frittered away your op
portunities. You have failed in bust
ness twice. and you have not got any.
thing to show for it. When mar
neglects his opportunities as you have
done, there is no hope for him. There
are some men born without any bust
ness sense. and you are one of them
I'd like to help you, Sam, but as lons
as you cling to the foolish notion o
being honest and square in your deal
ings, it's not safe to entrust you witt
money or goods. IerdS Sittings.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-04

also members of the club and the three
came into his smoking room and talked
until four o'clock in the morning. Upon his
questioning his wife when sine finally came
to bed she only informed him abruptly that
they had been discussing matter of club
management of grave Importance, and he
afterward learned from Mr.. Tompkins that
the topic under consideration was whether
Mrs. Smith should be allowed to flaunt two
new dresses each week in the Crochet Room
of the club.
Upon another occasion, as set forth in the
complaint, Mr.. Brown was reused from his
bed at two o'clock in the morning to admit
his wife to the house. She had been
brought home in cab, and was laboring
under great excitement SO soon as she
was able to speak she peremptorily ordered
her husband to go at once to the residence
of her intimate friend, Mrs. Robinson, and
cane that lady's husband. Upon Mr..
Browns refusal Mrs. Brown went into hys-
terics, and he found ii necessary to call in
physician. Itwas not until morning that
she was able to relate the cause of her per-
turbation. She told her husband that upon
visiting the club the day before she found
that the sole topic of conversation was re-
| port that had been circulated to the effect
that the basque of the new dress she had
| worn to church on the previous Sunday did
not fit across the shoulders, and had evi-
IDENTIFY been made by cheap modiste.
Mrs. Brown, as the complaint goes on to
state hunted this rumor down and found
that it emanated from Mrs. Robinson. Mrs.
Robinson was confronted with this fact
while engaged at checkers with Mrs. Smith,
and promptly denied the allegation. Mrs.
Brown told Mrs Robinson that she had not
believed she had ventured such an assertion
since it was a notorious fact that she Mrs.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-04

He was small for Witness but he knew
q good deal more than there were indca-
tons Of.
Take the stand" said the lawyer.
"Right you are" he replied, stepping up
and sitting down carelessy.
"Do you understand the nature of an
oathP"
well, / should SMILE" and he threw q
barefooted leg over the arm OF the chair.
''Were you ever on the witness stand be-
fore?"
mot any,"
~ hen how do you know the nature of an
oath?"
"Easy! I've been around lots o. times
when Pap was chopin kindlin' wood, an
seen the sticks fly up an hit him swipe
across the snoot. Guess you never splt
much klndlin' fir yer wife, did yer%-her-
chant ITapeler
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-04
USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.
Queen bees should always bo reared
nn thp vprv hest stock in the npiary

Queen bees should always bo reared
from the very best stock in the apiary.
Raise some variety of popcorn with
very small kernels for the young chicks.
The earth around potted plants
should not bo allowed to get entirely
dry.
But few farmers have gardens.
They buy their vegetables from the cities
or do without them.
1t is estimated that the average con-
sumption Of eggs throughout the United
States amounts to $4,000, 900 daily.
The best stock for any farmer to
keep is the kind that will suit him best,
aud is best adapted to his farm and
markets. Christian Union.
Apple tapioca.-Soak one cup OF
tapioca over night in six cups of water,
add six large apples cut in pieces, one
and a half cups of sugar and little nut
meg. Bake slowly for three hours and
eat cold, either with or without cream.
- The Household.
There is difference between strain
ed honey and extracted honey. The first
is put into cloth, comb and all, and
pressed. The other is obtained by plac-
ing the comb in the extractor and throw
ing the honey out by centrifugal force
Boston Globe.
There is more waste in the potato
crop than in any other, but if the smaller
and scabby potatoes are boiled and mix
cd with meal for pigs they will pay
nearly or quite rs well as the sound po-
tatoes, which have been marketed at low
prices the past two years. Other vcge-
tables may be added to give variety to
the diet.--Prairie Farmer.
An unbeliever in shoeing horses
says: "Quit shoeing your horses. a
boy who goes barefoot from spring until
| fall never wears his feet out, but he
would wear pair of shoes out every four
weeks. They don't shoe COWS, they
don't shoe dogs; still they both have
good feet rs long as they live. " Chicago
Tribune.
Bag few punches ofgrapes, boys and
girls; take any bag large enough-the
bags from the grocers will do-and
while the grapes are still very small, put
the bunch in the bag, fastening the bag
to the vine and closing it so rain can
not get in. The bags should be about
eight or ten inches deep and six or seven
wide. A little hole should be cut in one
of the lower corners, so that any rair
that happened to get in may run out
for if it stays in the bag the grapes will
rot.-San Francisco Chronicle
The breast collar differs from tn,
usual neck collar worn by work
ing horses in bearing less on th'
shoulder. 1t is more suitable for ligh
work, driving OH the road in single har
ness, than for heavy loads. But it j
often handy to have a breast collar will
extra wide breast pieces to work horse
in should their shoulders begin to b
CALLED with their usual harness. If thi
is done great care must be exercised, a
the new collar will bear on place tina
has probably not been touShened by use
N. q. Farmer.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-04
The Chestnut Grows Everywhere.

Out West, right under the caves OF the
Rockies, lives a patriotic editor and last
Fourth of July he concluded to enthpse, 30
he announced that his paper for that week
would appear in the National colors. On
the day of issue an old subscriber was on
hand and got the first copy from the press
"Ilow's this?" no exclaimed, looking
over the sheet
slows what?"
"Why, this paper isn't Ia the National
coors as you announced; there's nothing
here but white and blue"
"Well, amt that rlghtp"
"of course not Where's the redp"
40, II win be read, just vs. soon 9s the
Issue gets Into the hands Of the snbscrlb-
OH" -Herohant 1favelsn