Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1885-01-23
EMpmATuC GUARANTEEs.
WHICH ARE JUsrIFiED BY An ExrRAoRDI-
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b no. IHE epGBLfc-Greeting:< As the
conductors of the largest business OF the
kind in the worh. (and therefore hav-
Ing an extraordinary eXperience), we
feel justified in making the following
statements: ..1..f.f .,rE...s
OUR THEORY PROVED.
FIRsT.-We have held from the be-
ginning that most Of the c9nmon all
ments are caused primarily by kidney
aud liver disorders, not primarily by
bad blood: that bad blood is CAUSED by
temporary or chronic arrangement Of
the Kidneys and liver, and that by re-
storing these blood-purifying organs TO
health, we could cure most of the COM
mon ailments. Other practitioners,
however, have held that extreme kid
ney and liver disorders were incurable'
We have proved to the contrary in
thousands of eases.
SAFEGUARDS AGAINST EPIDEMICS.
SECOND. The Kidneys and liver are
the sewers OF the system, ami unless
they are kept in perfect working or Ter
no amount of public sanitation can pre-
vent epidemics raging among the peo-
pie. The prudent man, in the winter
and spring, will fortity the system
against any such possibility. DIR.
Koch, the celebrated German Scientist
and physician, says, for instance, that
cholera will have but little effect among
those who keep the digestive organs
and the Kidneys and liver in heallhful
operation. Warmers Safe Remedies are
tie best scientific curatives and preven-
tives, and should he used now as safe
guard against any future scourge.
SCIENTIFIC SPECIFICS.
THIRD.-We do not cure every known
disease from one bottle, for Warmers
Safe Remedies number seven scientific
specifics, which have been put upon the
market, only in obedience to strong
public demand.
RECOGNIZED STANDARDS.
FOURTH. Safe Remedies,
spite of all opposition, have won the
favor of the profession as well az the
masses, and are recognized rs the lead
in q standard medical preparations.
STRONG GUARANTEES.
'FIFTH.-Aiter six years of unequaled
experience, we can give these unquali-
fled guara ntees:
GUARANTEE Pure and Harm
less. That Warmers Safe Remedies are
pure and harmless.
GUARANTEE II.-Tcslimonials gem
uine. That the Testimonials used by
us, so far rs we know, are bona tide,
with forfeit of So, 900 for proof to the
contrary.
GUARANTEE III.-Curative effects
Permanent. That Warmers Safe Rem
edies are not merely temporary, but
permanent, i'm their curative effects and
will sustain every claim, If used sufii-
GENTLY and as directed.
PROOFS OF PERMANEHCY.
SIxTH.-Special inquiry among hun
dreds of our oldest patients results in
uncquivocal testimony that the cures
wrought six, five, four and three years
ago were permanent. And most OF these
patients were pronounced incurable
when they began Warmers Safe Rene
dies.
Read Il few of thousands of testimo-
malls:
BIZ. WORRELL, Ellaville, Fla, in
1879, was Frustrated with BriShts Dis
ease of the Kidneys; 60 bottles of War
ner's Safe Cure restored him 10 health.
In 1881 he said. II have Deen cured
four years, and my case is miraculous"
Mr.. WIS case and cure are certified to
by Ex. Gov. G. +. Drew.
n. p. CHEDESTER, Asheville, n.
c., was cured of sprainGd back and
rheumatism in 1881 by Warmers Safe
Cure, and November 2Sth, 1884, wrote:
az have since been sound and we'll"
Rev. j. =. ARNOLD, Camden, Tenn,
for ten years suffered from Assesses;
in 1881 he Began to use Warmers Safe
Cure, and in June, 1884, he wrote, My
health has since been excellent
DAVID TOOkE, Columbus, Tex, in
1880, was cured of Black Jaundice and
Hemorrhage of the Kidneys, by War
ner's Safe Cure. July LIST, 1854, he
wrote: "My health is ms good as ever"
Ex-Gov. X. T. JACOBS, Westport,
Ky., was Frustrated in 1882 with severe
Kidney disorders, and lost 40 pounds of
flesh. lie used Warmers Sale Cure in
1882, and June 23d, 1884, he wrote, 81
have never enjoyed better health, all
owing to Warmers Safe Cure.
CHARLES +. STEPHENS, 1923 Bird
s., Louisville, Ky, in 1882 used War
ner's Safe Cure for his daughter who
had Br;ght's disease, and had been Civ
en- up rs incurablc by The best physi-
Clans. In November, 1884, he reported
that she WAS in excellent health, and
gave the credit wholly tn Warmers
Safe Cure.
W. f. ANDERSON, Black Wafer,
Fla, Past Grand Master Mason OF the
state, was cured of serious Kidney and
Liver disorder in 1882, and in Novem-
Der, 1884, he reported his health as ex-
celient since Warmers Safe Cure re-
stored him.
SEVENTH. 1T is source Of great graf
ificalion to us that Warmers safe REM
edies have been permanently beneficial
to so many sufferers. This permanency
of power over disease gives them the
most exalted rank, and in this particu-
lar they have no equal.
Ii. Ii. WARNER q CO.
Rochester, n. Y, Jan. l, 1883.
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