New-York tribune., 1885-03-01


They have faded like wreath of mist at eve leaving
behind them assorted OF bills payable and worthless
checks. This age needs more morals.
The Si,ra Leone africa Reportr iust to hand. con
which consisted mainly OF picnic- ana excursions ihto
the country. The paper frank enough to add that by
TALLY consclous.-l Philadelphia Press
The English opponent. Of vaccination publish paper
in London called TAs Vaccination Inquirer This paper
contained the following screcd the other day
Hark. the Hcrod4icmons sing
Vaccination Glorious King
Hark! the weeping Hachels cry
Let us die, ana let uS dc
Vaccination. SKIN and bone
SITS upon his CORY throne
They have stain our bonny boys;
fe>tered Ger tlelr infant JOYS
Swine that rcnf ur for our pearls,
They have slam our little girls.
Vaccination skin and bone.
Laughs upon his CORY throne.
Christ. our lost ones live with Thee,
In Thy Heavenly Family.
Comfort comes from Thee alone.
Mar;yrei babes are near my throne
King OF Kings and LORD VI Lords.
Hot long since q man about forty. looking profoundly
sad stepped into The uorgue IN lars to claim the b9dy
up out OF the Have you any means OF identity
nr the body = Tie man IN cnsrse INQUIRED. h9i, G ss
deaf Le Lisrc Univ crsele.
"By what right does the queen sit the throne r.
asked the examiner examination lately held by the
London school Board The answers wcro ta " Because
Prince Albert married her and she the daughter oi
the late king and granddaughter OF olo the king
,b) She was the only daughter OF Edward VI. who
was her father of Edward v" (D "She won great
battle" Answers 10 other questioGs COuser-
yatye il who looks down upon Liberals, Liberal
a man VINO spends the peoples money freely" " Man
hood suffrage is the state OF suffering to which all man
kind are born" The request TO explain The child is
father to the man." showed indeed. the part OF
IA ola
ing- which lead To sceptIcsn. Every knows" he
said or nearly every one, that Adam is common
parent but couldn't have been such II he had not been
child first though we're not told 50 in the Bible"
The Ormond Place Church in Brooklyn has had many
ups and downs and two rival rectors fighting
over IT, II City of Churches does not have an eye TO
her good name she may 10 be known the City OF
Church Quarrels.
D. an artist OF some talent finding himself short OF
Sr You giye me FOR thi, pctarei" twenty francs.
'You must be Joking! Twenty francs! / have not
cooliy replied: VERY well; wat"-tJournal de
la seInaine.
An exhibition OF birds has Just been held at the Crystal
Palace. London. one canary exhibited was valued at
$1,000.
It's probably true that tie one whose sleep is
least broken and whose manifest the least dis
position to how OF Engands wholesale budget
OF woes is named the Prince Won Bismarck
In the opinion the Kansas colored preacher the earth
was created at midnight that one should what
IL was made Of. II some "ncwlight theological re
former would only take hold OF this theory and remodel
1t into good constructive" phrlse)losy 1t might do
service In Distinguishing the real doctrine OF the creation
from the popular notion of 1t.
The Arkansaw Legislature has passed game law. an
which is a. peart step toward CIVILIZATION
Several gentlemen opposed the bill one man said
Mr. Speaker. this here law VIII Keep a Fellow froni
hunting August. This is calamity, for our people.
having thing else to do, VIII nave 10 80 10 work.
Il Arkansaw IraNc cler
In answer to Mr. Beechors remark that Heaven Is
place Of restless activity" The Interior (Presbytorian
says SO ID hell" II these statements can bs taken
authoritative there is in common between the two
places than the Fathers have been willing to admit.
AT recent public dinner clergyman asked his right
hand ne ghbor OF which sect he member. The re-
ply seemed TO preclude further discussion 1t was,
am reporter"
The Language Club, OF this city, has been formed Just
In time supply tho needs OF the Democratic patriots
who will got left by the Cleveland administration.
The Loidon Literary World proposes that person de.
voted 10 literary pursuits shall be called "erarian"
This does sound ever much better than Ink. Singer
d.penser OF hog wash" even paste pot artist"
farms which have been used quite frequently especially
I'm the classic circles OF tho Occident-lBoston Tran
script
The Detroit Times says: Found at last-a place nobody
wautsthe N,w-zealand Consulshp,' 1t will probably
wouldn't like to break his heart tor OF
single Office holder.
NV eyes are blue and my cheeks arc pink
And I'm the belle of the skating rink;
The young men praise my graceful air
And say my face is wOndreus fair.
But, alack.a day! I'm under twenty;
Aud though I've attentive beaux IN plenty,
It seems that cannot 20 with them
To the rink to skate after y. H.
1t appears that some horrd legislator,
With the soul OF IA Florida alligator
Proposes at by hook or crook,
To place "a law the statute book
That will cause "a world OF grief aud tears
Concerning girls under twenty years,
A law In short, forbiddng them
To 20 to the rink after p H.
Now there's thaShorrid GIRL Miss May |
She's twenty six IL she's II day,
but SAYS she's not quite twenty three
How glad the envious thing Will bel
Every night to the rink she'll go
And skate with Harry Jones, know
While must KNIT or stitch, or nein'
In tears ut home after p. IN.
How would these legislators feel,
Who are chosen TO guard the common woas
II we the girls whose liberties
They seek to crush by laws like these
Against the harmless roller skate,
Possessed the power to egslate.
And passed q law f0rbidding them
To take drink after p. u.