Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-06-25

with Truth.
NeiO York Correspondence american
Rural Home.
Chap. l. HAS Malaria;" goes to
Florida.
Chap. ii. "Overworked;" goes to
Europe.
Chap. III. HAS rheumatism"
goes to Ems.
Chap. ~. Has row with his Doc
tori
The above chapters, Mr.. Editor,
find in a book recently published by
an anonymous author. / have read a
deal of sarcasm in my day but never
read anything equal to the sarcasm
herein contained. suspect the OK.
perience portrayed Is personal one; (;
in short, the author intimates as much
on page 81. Let me give you a synop-
sis:
malaria" as it states, is the cloak
with which superficial physicians
cover up a multitude of i'll feelings
which they do not understand, and do
not much care to investigate. 1t is
also cover for such diseases as they
cannot cure. When they advise their
patient to travel or that he has over
worked and needs rest and is proba-
bly, suffering from malaria, it is a con-
fession of ignorance or of inability.
The patient goes abroad. The change
is tonic and for time he feels bet
ter. Comes home. Fickle appetite,
frequent headaches, severe colds,
cramps, slecplessness, irritability, tired
feelings, and general untitness for
business are succeeded in due time by
alarming attacks of rheumatism which
fits about his body regardless of all
human feelings.
1t is muscuar,-in his back. Ar
ticular,-in his joints. lnllammatory,
my! how he fears it will fly to his
heart! Now of he goes TO the springs.
Tho doctor sends him there, of course,
to get well; at the same time he does
not really want him to die on his
hands!
That would hurt his business!
Better for Il few days. Returns.
After a while neuralgia transfixes him.
He bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu-
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
his left side; is fretful; very nervous
and irritable; is pale and ilabby; hes
frequent chills and feyers; everything
about him seems to 90 wrong; be-
comes suspicious; mustcrs up strength
and demands to know what is killing
him!
Great hcaven!' he cries, "why
have you kept me so long in lgno-
ranceP'
because" said the doctor, 81 read
your fate five years ago. | thought
best to keep you comfortable and ig-
norant of the facts"
He dismisscs his doctor, but too
late! His fortune has all gone to fees.
But him, what becomes of himP
The other day well known Wall
Street banker said to me lit is really
astonishing how general Bright's dis
ease is becoming. Two of my per-
sonal friends are now dying with it
But ii is not incurablc | am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured
when his physicians said recovery was
impossible. The case seems to me
TO be a wonderful one" This gentle
man formerly represented his govern
ment in Il foreign country. lie knows,
appreciates and declares the value Of
that preparation, because his nephew,
who is son of Danish Vice. Consul
Schmidt, was pronounced incurable
when the remedy, Warmers Safe Cure,
was begun. "Yes" said his father, ii
was very skeptical but since taking
that remedy the boy Is well.
regret 10 note that eN-PresidoDt
Arthur is said to be victim of this
terrible disease. lie ought to live but
the probabilities are that since au-
thorized remedies can not cure him,
his physicians will not advise him to
save his life, as so many thousands
have done, by the use OF Warmers
Safe Cure which Gen. Christensen, at
Drexel, Morgan Il Co. s., told me he
regarded las a wonderful remedy"
Well, | suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means
The internal evidence points very
strongly to this conclusion.
lcannot close my notice of this book
better than by quoting his advice to
his readers:
If, my friend, you have such an
experience as | have portray ed, do
not put your trust in physicians to the
| exclusion of other remedial aupnripS