Richland beacon., 1885-04-18
All Sorts.

She-"fes, Mr.. Suodgrass. N has ,ake. =
burning on higrther lately. L. j, 50 n,,r
cheaper Than gas that 1t Is rrs'y qnI,e fs,biop,,
he bn'. do yoG know | hk. rh.. y..> bcr,-r1
lie Oh. do you, thought Well. Gon'r dom
you Know Ton cant turn the liL!t Down 81
low wien yoG burn oil don you sees" SHE
Yes that's 80; bn, Mr Suo,i-,a,s yau can
turn The gas-away out-ycu know" And
he d.d.->Omerviiie Journal.
HE Peasant and the dog: A Pesssn, who
was awakened AZ ninnight by The Barking of ,
Dog under his Window threw up the S,sc s,,,
( called oHt: How, now-wh.t The matter is
The dsnger' There is none Then why 40
you b1rk and Disturb nv S!umhers," For the
same Reason that you plav ,h- Fiddle and
keeD me Awake-fr Sel-Amu.rmrn,.
Moral: When ia. Piano n.xr door bocon.s
InbearsbIe buy your boy a Drum-Detroit
Free Press.
Moo iher inaugural Of winch We have any
recollection. except that NJ Mr.. Lincoln %
'rnpr-s>es the reader with a sens. Of such
sn,"'nfe sincerity of purpose e.-phiiadeip phia
Telegraph. Rep.
Tbs peaceful transmission Of tie govern,
m-nf Of rhi. great na'ion from on. man TO
ano'her-from one party 10 other-is also al
whence OF The permanence Gfour institutions
'nc par'v goes ont Os power another one
comes m. hn, The government does not change
Libert", law and orier prevail. and aiwavs
VIII prevail while We adhere 10 pure r.pnb =
lcan form of sovern-nt- Phiiad-lp phia News.
Rep.
Mr., Manning is the incarnation of socd sense
Hiin.eli faithful over few things. which j. an
excellent, as It IS rare, record. We look to
see him equal TO many things The story that
he Is Z managing politician is lie on, Of
whole cloth. tie is a straight up-and-dnwn.
clear headed and cool headed man of affairs,
and We shall be wUefnlv deceived # he does
not make a su cess OF the Treasury. recalling
The days Of Walker and Gu,hrie-L ouisy,Il.
Conr.er> Journal, Dem.
The President has been regari.:, as model
Of s'eadg>Coing moderation. Now he IS seen
sallopin9 into the arrra npon darple charger.
with lance upriitei an! iienge upon his
hp- In all com-rs. IL fairly takes uur rons-rva.
i've breath away and. albeit usei 10 reas,na.
bi" caution IN snch affairs. We cannot refrain
from adrnnIng Tins genilemsns valor " hatcyer
We may think OF his discretion 1.-The rases
the tarIf bill bv the horns as ne has-iaken the
silver dollar by The ts, we shall indeed hav.
Gvey tmc.-Loui-ville Couri-rJo Journal. Dem.
y Young Crichton: Young I .dy--
And how is Johnny getting on at
the new school, Mrs. .Sca,'erpole-
'rautifuly, my dear. He's learning
six languages. French, German,
Latin, Greek, algebra and Euclid
Fun.
IL wouldn't be so mean as to heap
Goals OF fire on my enen1v's head,
dominic said Farmer Furrow to his
pastor. "And, pray, what would you
do them" 40, I'd just I'll. ow ashes
over tic fence onto his asp iragus bed.
That would make him mad enough"
New York Journal.
Chicago girl Ito her brother y
Run out and turn on an alarm of fire,
Tom. Tom (startled Fire.
Where's the fire, Fedora? G. c.
Why, how scared YOU look. There's
no fire. I've lost my button hook and
| want YOU to call out the fire depart.
ment and barrow a hook and ladder
company SC that can button my
shoes. ashington Hatchet.
Encouraging: The Rector
morning, Mr. Smithers, and what do
they say of our entertainment last
night (penny reading andp art songs
by the church choir): And my
Shakesperean recitation, did they like
it," Farmer Smithers (churchwar-
den )-O-h, yes, sir-seemin'ly. l
haven't heard no complaints. SIR
Punch.