New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-08-19
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

Hawardcn Mr.. Gladstones countryseat. In fintsnire
North Wales pronounced as II twere spelled Harden
It n most delightful place and is visited BY many
Americans well as Englishmen.
Among the professional journals compiled In Paris In
Ms. Ia the Bon Guide" the organ OF beegars For
subscription OF eight sous month they may consult u
for q few minutes daily II does not contain teratnre
read To morrow at noon, funeral rich man at the
Madeleine" AT /, marriage OF clerk, no Import
ance Wanted, blind man who plays the tute v; or
a cripple for watering place "-tPhaaelpha Press
Nineteen New-Jersey sherifs have been In Atlantic
City 10 organize society for mutual protection Now
lot the hangnen organize.
One Toronto party orsan accuses on opposition paper
OF eIclndng from its daily list OF the arrivals Of the
Conservatives" Perhaps the snubbcd gentlemen nave
erred In not stopping at Grit hotels unalo Express
The Joneses are not the Smiths but they
manage to keep their before the public With Sam
preac hing hell and damnaon In Georgia. Aquia nnkng
the Mugwumps sick in indianapolis aud Becky In CON-
tempt STILL not In JAIL at Baston SPA, the family 10
getting good deal OF FREQ advertising. BY tina way
Frank Jones' OF New Hampshire. is reported TO have
been saying sarcastic things the President Frank
Jones didn't get anything.
REASONABLE RHYMES.
The Barn Stormers
Now Thespian stars,
In palace cars.
Go out the rural towns TO scare;
Their hopes are high.
Aud they dsscry
Wealth waiting for them everywhere.
Too bad II they,
Some early day.
Must amble nome on shanks's marc.
Ye Skatress.
Tho summer heat is the
Aud, i0yfuy, tho maiden gay
Ia polishing her skates again
And making ready for tue fray
soon on the surface she'll appear,
To glide around with sweetest smiles.
And some Professors" heart, this year,
VIII fall o victim to her wies.
The Pretty School Maam.
TT, now that the school ma'am begins to remember
And having enjoyed herself through the vacation,
she views its conclusion with much tribulation.
she wishes ,he season would last a month longer,
AMI tho urchlns who sit on the wharf catching fishes.
No doubt, when they think OF 1t, echo her wisbes
lBoston Courier.
IT, IA thought necessary cable alleged account OF
.why Germany occupied the Caroline Islands" But
really there was need for explanation She oc-
cupsd them because wanted them 30 much all tina
world oan and this is the true and only serious
explanation OF oil such acquisitions
Rcoorts of the turning OF negroes white frequent.
bnt the turnlne OF white man black is an unhnard-of
occurrence Yet such transformation Ia reporte from
Pne aiscooraton began about six months in spots
different parts Of bs body and continued 70 sPrea4 anu
mad their appearance his cheek forehead aud neck
The phy say there Is record OF spch case.
Boston Journal.
I
took the balted hook He weighed I've pounds was
probably tho lie told by the fisherman -Detroit Free
Press.
The Ne,c- Orleans Peayane thinks that emgrants VIII
not be attracted 70 until better class OF citizens
are appointed to stand at railroad depots with their
muths omen AZ the trains go by Travellers get the idea
that the old seeds the depots represent tho community
In which the depot Is located
An old colored woman who recently immersed at
Pastkn Fla exclaimed: Bress de Lord; dis am hve
times RS bin baptized" Possibly the four preceding
baptisms of this lady like the Democratic partys con-
yerslou to Civil Service reform didn't "tako"
Who e'er hath seen an elevator boy
Whose soul, II II spake truly through his race,
Did not denote one ali bereft OF 10y
The most long suffering creature OF his racof
smile ne'er pierceth through his mask OF woe;
He only saith what hoorf and then he frowns'
gloomy being, ever doomed to know
-IBoston Saturday Evening Gazette.
She'd lovely little pug,
With very ugly mug;
And she nursed IL. and she coddled It, and kissed III
She said IL was so sweet
IL was good enough to eat
But alasi one day 1t happened that sho missed IT,
She huntsd everywhere.
And she advertised, but ne'sr
Did she more set eyes nPon that canine wilmer;
But &C last she traced lts late.
Aud found cruel TO relate,
He'd been eaten by q laundryman OF China.
-[B0ston Saturday Evening Gazette
Among the interesting mementos Of the funeral of
General Grant series OF pictures by Messrs Pach
Bros. the wsIi-known photographers Of ths city.
The scenes the caafaque In front OF the CITY Hail.
the same at Broadway and Thirteenth st.. the exterior
aud the interior Of the temporary tomb The pictures
will be q valuable graphic record OF memorable event
In the Nations history.
An exchange says that very pretty cover for milk
Ing stool made Of golden brown SIX serge VAN ooH'