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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-09-29
.IOHNH. FRRENIAN,

T5IsH MARKET, s24 EIGHTH EAST ST.
Importer daily of salt and fresh water
fish. Wholesale and retail. Orders sollcite9
from the trade Hotels and families supplied
at lowest rates.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
Religious Notes.

Rev. Mr.. Forbes will deliver an address
on Decoration day at Faribault.
A Sunday school concert will be given in
the Jackson street NJ. E. church at 7:45 this
evening.
The Rt Rev. Bishop of the Catholic
church will administer confirmation to-day
at Delano.
Rev. Mr. Forbes will open Marion street
chapel of the jackson street NJ. E. church
to-day at 3 p. m.
Mrs. Emily Huntington Miller will lead
the young peoples meeting in the Jackson
Street NJ. E. church at Z p. m. tonight.
Tonight Dr. Dana has promised to speak
On the real issues involved in this charter
election. Some plain words are expected
On the matter of high license.
A solemn TIE Deum was sung in the cathe-
dral last Sunday evening in thanksgiving to
God for the graces bestowed on the congre-
CATION during the retreats Of the two pre-
ceding weeks.
During the month of May high mass will
be celebrated each weekday morning in the
cathedral at S:15 o'clock, the children of
the parochial school forming the choir.
The evening devotions will take place at
7:30, and will consist of the rosary, short
sermon, and benediction Of the blessed
sacrament.
The new chapel of the Jackson street NJ.
E. church will be opened for worship at 8
p. m. to-day, at which time Rev. R. Forbes
will preach. The Sunday school will be held
after the sermon, E. G. Varney, superin-
tendent Shepstone will conduct service
at s p. m. The chapel is on Marion street,
between Ellen and Charles street.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03

once week. AS Scayres salary is by no
means one which Will enable him to pur
chase the road upon which he travels inside
of several years, his wife has found it adj
visable to keep day boarders and thus help
out in keeping up the style becoming to a
railroad conductor. Recently her help left
her because the piano got out of tune and
the butter was not first-class. Mrs. Scayres
as has been before limited, was
A THRIFTY PERSON,
and did not believe in paying out cash for
anything which could be obtained gratis.
She was besides person who kept herself
well informed of current happenings
by reading daily newspaper. So
it came about very naturally that she came
to the GLOBE office with her little want.
Her trials began promptly at "a o'clock the
next morning. When she answered the
bell she was at once crowded back into the
house by swarm of excited females of all
ages and every description of personal APP
pearance. They button-holed her; they
kissed her; they bulldozed her, and wrought
her up to such pitch of hysterical phrenzy
that seizing a broom she mounted the table
and screamed at the top of her voice. This
is the situation as presented when the pa
troll wagon got to the house:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
RELIGIOUS Services.

Preaching on Bridge square tomorrow at
p. m. by W. Fenton.
Rev. r. Forbes will preach in the Jack
son street NJ. E. church at 1890 a. m.
Bethel Mission, corner Sixth and Rosabel.
Preaching at $3.50 p. m. by Chaplain Smith.
First Baptist church. Preaching by Rev.
7:30 p. m.
First Presbyterian church, Lafayette
avenue; Rev. N. West, DID,, pastor; ser
vices at 1890 a. m. and s p. m.
Christ church Congregational, Fourth
and Franklin streets; M. n. Gilbert, rector.
Services, 1890 a. m and 1880 p. m.
Bates Avenue NJ. E. church, Dayton's
bluff; the pastor, Rev. F. O. Holman, will
preach at 1890 a. m. and 1870 p. NJ; even
ing subject, He'll.
Central Presbyterian church on Cedar
street, near the capitol, r. f. Maclaren,
pastor; services at 1890 a. m. and s p. m.
Preaching by the paster.
St. John the Evangelist church, corner
of Ashland avenue and Mackubin street,
Rev. E. Jay Cooke, rector; morning prayer
and Holy Communion 1890 a. IN.
A social meeting, consisting of music,
readings and recitations, will be given at
the rooms of the Gospel Temperance union,
So East Seventh street. this evening.
First NJ E. church, preaching at 1880
and o'clock by the pastor, Rev. Frank L.
Fisher; the evening sermon will be the
third in the series on Essential Christianity,
subject, Principles.
New Jerusalem, Market street, between
Fourth and Fifth streets, Rev. Edward c..
Mitchell, pastor; services at 1880 a. M;
subject of sermon, Cursing the Deaf and
Putting Stumbling Block Before the
Blind
Pacific Congregational church, Acker
street, near Mississippi street; E. G. Evans,
pastor; services 1920 a. m. and s p. m. !;
sacramet Of the Lords supper and reception
of new members in the morning; sermon by
the pastor in the evening.
St. Pauls church (EpiscopaD, No. 3S1
East Ninth street, Rev. E. S. Thomas, rec
tor; Edwin johnson, lay assistant; Holy
Communion at a. m. in the guild room.
There will be no services in the church, it
being closed for repairs.
Plymouth Congregational church, corner
Wabasha and Summit avenue. At 1880 a..
m, communion services. with reception of
new members; 7:45 p. NJ, evening service,
address by the pastor, Rev. DR.. Dana, on
''Our Municipal Outlook and Duty"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03

Next week we will take up the case of
Mr.. Chick. ST. Paul, as all the world knows,
is a great place for dogs, and Chick, as a
patriotic citizen and an admirer of blue
blooded CANNES, does his share toward
keeping up the reputation of the city in this
respect. Chick is physician by profession,
and has his office in the midst of fashion
able residence quarter. In fact, to be more
explicit, he rents q front parlor from
widow who resides somewhere on Summit
avenue. He is a very fastidious, careful
gentleman of refined instincts, and
as naturally might be imagined,
would harbor in his bosom only
the most refined of dogs. For years he had
been possessed of a most valuable, lady
like red Irish setter, whose affectionate
ways and playfulness had endeared her to
him so much that when she turned up
missing one morning last week, he wept
and sobbed like babe.
Being a regular reader of the DAILY
GLOBE, he had learned of the unusual adj
vertising offer, and so without wasting a
moments time in eating breakfast he hur-
riedly boarded a downtown car and in such
an distracted frame of mind that he would
have refrained from paying the driver his
nickel, had he not been reused from his
mournful Teverie by the words ''doggoned
beat" uttered in fierce and aggressive
tone.
Stopping at the GLOBE office, he inserted
his advertisement, describing the lost ami
NAL infinitely, and offered a reward of $40
for her return. He even went so far in
HIS AGONY OF MIND
as to pick up an umbrella that didn't belong
to him on the way out. Upon being told of
his mistake he apologized promptly, and
pulling out his medicine-case, offered the
genial city circulator a pill by mistake in
lieu of cigar.
Returning home, he was unable to eat his
lunch, but sat dejectedly gazing at the spot
where his beloved dog was wont to lie and
hunt. He went to bed early, and awaking
long before daylight he went out for a
stroll after breakfast. When he returned
he opened his office door, and this is what
he beheld. None Of the dogs were his:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
IN THE AFGHAN TONGUE.
Meaning OF Many Words Now Fill
ing the Newspapers.

ing the Newspapers.
Chicago Inter-Ocean.
While Central Asian affairs occupy a
good deal of public attention there will be
many queer names used in the kilograms
and letters from TurkeStan and
AfghaniStan. Certain prefixes and
affiXeS in the names of towns and
rivers have definite meanings more or less
descriptive of the places to which they are
applied. "Ab, for instance, means water,
as in Pujab (that is 1.-The five waters" re-
ferring to the five great rivers that traverse
the northwestern province of Hindoostan),
or as in Hurri-ab (the water of the .'Huris),
or as in Surkh-ab (the ''red water'), and SO
on.
Then there are the numerals, such as
''panj" or ''pung' Qive), ''chahar, four,
etc., all of which are descriptive OF certain
characteristics of the place to the names OF
which they are attached. ''Panjdeh' is an
example, for as ''deh" means village and
''panj" five, as already explained, the
name of the place signifies collection OF
five Turkoman villages. Wherever
''Kotul" occurs it signifies simply pass
over a mountain spur. For instance, the
''KOh' is mountain. as in Safeydkoh
the (''white mountain, y Koh-i-Baba (the
mountains of Bahba or Baber), or as in
Hindoo Koosh (the Hindostanee mountain).
''Abad" as a terminal always denotes a
city, as Allahabad (the city Of Allah), All
medabad (the ''city of Ahmed,") Aurung-
abad (the city of Arungzebe,'' y etc. Say
feyd" is white, ''siah' black, ''surkh" red,
''nil' blue, etc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03

of STYLES, with low-cut bodices in points,
squares, heart shapes and the English de-
collete. A band of black velvet with large
diamond stud is always worn about the
neck. One of her most effective toilets is
of white brocade combined with black and
trimmed with heavy imported passemen-
terie of white pearl beads. Another en-
tirely of black velvet is very becoming, and
has jet and lace trimmings. Dainty black
costumes, with very pretty aprons of silk,
lace and embroidery, are worn by Mrs.
Leslie during business hours.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
An EDITORS Description of a kiss

TONI e IGXaS EXCHHHgt.
A kiss is said to be sweet, not because it
contains saccharine matter, but because a
man doesn't know what else to call it when
he feels the effect travelling through his sys-
tenn on lightning express with no stop
over check. It is safe to assume that a
man who attempts to describe kiss never
had one; men who have had kisses (not
smacks) don't want to talk; they just want
to think and dream and die with their boots
on, So we have been told
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
A Walking Skeleton.

NJ. E. Springer of fredericksburg, Pa,
writes: 81 was affected with lung fever and
assesses on lungs and reduced to a walking
skeleton. Got free trial bottle of Dr..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
which did nae so much good that L bought a
dollar bottle. After using three bottles,
found myself once more man, completely
restored to health, with hearty appetite
and gain in flesh of forty-eight pounds"
Call at Lambie q Bethune's OF J.P. Aliens
drug store and get free trial bottle of this
certain cure for all lung diseases. Large
bottles 81.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
Thousands Saw So.

Mr.. T. ". Atkins, Girard, Kan, writes
81 never hesitate to recommend your Elec.
trio Bitters to my customers, they give en-
tire satisfaction and are rapid sellers" Elec-
tric Bitters are the purest and best medicine
known and will positively cure kidney and
liver complaints. Purify the blood and
regulate the bowels. No family can afford
to be without them. They will save hum
dreds of dollars in doctors bills every year.
Sold at so cents bottle by Lambie & Beth
une and j. P. Allen.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
ssRfght Peart.,,

ct was right peart till the rheumatic sot
in," said suffering old man who lived near
the swamp. Fact is, wherever you live you
can't be fright peart" if you are a victim of
this troublesome disease. Capt G. W. Hot
senpiller, Springfield, O., says, II found
great relief from infammatory rheumatism
by using Browns Iron Bitters. Thousands
of other people have found similar relief.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
Griggs, dslycerine Salve.

The best on earth can truly be said of
Griggs' Glycerine Salve, which is sure,
safe and speedy cure for cuts, bruises,
scalds, burns, wounds and all other sores.
Will positively cure piles, letter and all
skin erlptions. Try this wonder healer.
Satisfaction guaranteed or money refunded.
Only 25 cents. Sold by P. j. Dres.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03

It is of course true that these unfortunate
affairs, or rather incidents, have excited
some local prejudice against the insertion Of
advertisements in the want column of a
paper which appears to be read by too
many people, but it is trusted that any
transient gloom on this account will be dis
PEELED by the reflection that this is what
newspapers are for.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03

Sashes of watered ribbon, which are 8, IL
and even 16 inches wide, are worn as fill
ishes for elegant indoor and walking toilets,
and are especial favorites with young
ladies'
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03
GOOD PEOPLE TODAY.
Rev. DR.. Dana Will Talk High License
Tonight.

Where the Righteous and Wicked VIII
Worship.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-03

STRUNG UP BY The WRISTS
till he faints, and not only to block and
| tackle but also to the door of his cell dur
| ing the hours for slumber. The prisoner
on being first taken into the hose factory is
given knitting machine and compelled to
| make twelve stockings the first day. Each
day after one stocking is added to his
''stint," until he can make thirty-six
| stockings in a day, which is
reason of extra skill another pair can be
| added to his daily three dozen the prisoner
| is allowed cents; but as all broken needles
are charged him the extra" is seldom if
ever forthcoming. A travelling salesman
| for a prominent Chicago firm, whose salary
| is So, 500 per year, was sent to the bridewell
| for spreeing in January last. After his in
generation he wrote to his firm and to his
mother, but during his three months inn
prisonment he never heard from either.
| Upon being released he found that none OF
his letters had been delivered and his mys-
FERROUS disappearance had been the subject
| of police investigation. The reason why
| his letters were not mailed is explained by
! the fact that he was put on the books and
the managers of the hose company were
getting too good a book-keeper for 80 cents
| day to let him out before his time expired.
| Other cruelties to prisoners are told. 1t is
| charged that in January and February last,
when, owing to the severe weather, the
bridewell was crowded to it's utmost capa-
city by loafers, bummers and many deserv-
| ing persons who preferred even prison life
to freezing and
| STARVING IN THE STREETS,
there were often four prisoners in a cell,
and for fear the crowding and stencil might
produce pestience the windows were kept
wide open when the thermometer was many
| degrees below zero. Even old jail birds say
that in no ''pen" in America did they have
such rough time as in the Chicago bride
well.
The beginning Of all this scandal was
caused by the death of an old man at the
institution, and the superintendent was
charged by an evening paper as having
caused his death by over work. poor food
and severe punishment, serious charge
to bring against city official How true
/! all these charges and tales Of frightful cru
city are, cannot now be ascertained. Per
haps the stories told by eX-convicts should
be taken cum grano sails, but where there
is so much smoke there must be some fire.
Unfortunately an investigation cannot be
expected any time soon. The mayor is SO
busy looking after his fences-which he sup
posed in good shape before election, but
now show signs of weakness and disinte-
gration-that he hasn't time to look after
the matter, and the county commissioners
are too busily engaged fixing things" for
] the June election. CHENEY.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-09-29
A Great Novelist's Pets.

Charles Dickens, the famous novelist,
had three pes, of which be was very
fond. The happy family consisted of q
jet-black raven, an eagle and q little
white spaniel.
The eagle lived in grotto In the gar
den. 1t was necessary that be should
be chained {; for, in spite Of the pleasures
of captivity, he never ceased to try to
escape.
The raven wasAs full of mischief as
a bird could be He roamed around the
garden and through the house, and was
the terror of the smaller children.
One of the little daughters of the nov.
elist had very chubby legs, which we're
bare much OF the time 10 summer, and
the raven used to run after and peck at
them until "poor Talie's leds" became
constant objects Of pity.
The raven took delight in provoking
the eagle, which could be tsntalized at
meal time more than at any other. The
raven would swoop down, bear of the
eagles food, and, taking a stand just
beyond the reach OF the captive bird,
would devour the food with gusto.-
Golden Days
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-09-29
Luck and Labor.

Ir the boy who exclaims inst my
luck = was truthful, he would say ''just
my laziness!" or '.just nv inattention." !"
Mr.. Golden wrote proverbs about Luck
and Labor. 1t would be well for boys
TO memorize them:
Luck is waiting for something to turn
up.
labor, with keen eyes and strong will,
will turn up something.
Luck lies in bed and wishes the post
man. would come and bring him the news
Of legacy.
Labor turns out at six o'clock, and
with busy pen or ringing hammer lays
the foundation for competence.
Luck whines.
Labor whistles.
Luck relies on chances.
Labor on character.
Luck slips down to indigence.
Labor strides up to independence.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-09-29
Sensible Slabs.
Merchant Traveller.


A baby's arms enclrcle the world.
A million dollars won't buy ray oi
sunshine.
The man who eats the biggest piece
of pie has the biggest pain,
Cool clothes are to respectability,
what the frame Is to picture.
You often 6nd q five-cent heart In q
million dollar body.
The most beautiful woman is sht
whom the blind can see.
A newspaper may be sewer or 9
stream OF pure water, according to III
source.
An unwashed king is less a gentleman
than tidy peasant.
Fashionable women are tie mistake,
Of creation.
An innocent young girl is poem Il
which every line RHYMES.
A silk hst oitentimes covers q bale
head.
A man does not become old until th,
years strike his heart.
II woman's brains were where ber
heart is, she might some day have the
ballot
Women love always; men love wher
they are not busy.
Time is woven into eternity BY ths
network of death.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-09-29
Rabbit Eyes in Demand.
London Truth.

A ingenious French physician, DR.
Cbabret.. is said to have preformed a
surgical operation OF very astonishing
character indeed. He removed the eye
Of a girl, and replaced it with one taken
from alive rabbit. The rabbits eye is
said to be an excellent substitute, and
quite as serviceable IS its predecessor
This discovery will create no small stir
in the fashionable as well as the scientific
world. Numbers If the lower animals
are gifted BY nature with much more
beautiful eyes than The majority Of wo-
man KIDD, 90 that the DR.. will doubtless
be able to amass considerable fortune
by removing the eyes Of any fair client
who is dissatisfied with her personal at
faction and substituting for them those
Of dogs, horses or cove.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-09-29
Sherman's Mistake.
Canton Democrat

Senator Shermans denunciation. OF
President Cleveland for appointing ex-
Con ederates to the office is pretty gen
orally resented by the independent press
The Senator will make nothing by bis
revival of the bloody SHIRT and sectional
prejudice. He was 10 the cabinet With
Key, an Confederate, and when Gen
Grant nominsted q Confederate Briga.
dier, Amos T. Akermsn. of Georgis, for
q place in bis cabinet. Senator Sherman
voted for his confirmation. He also
voted to coa6rm Orr as Minister TO Rus
sia, Hilliard to Brazil, Longstreet to
Turkey, and Mosby to China, ell ex.
Confedera.es A list OF the ex-Con
federates gi en- office by Republican
Presidents and accorded the Iavor oil
Senator Sherman's vote when before the
Senate for confirmation, would ill two
or three volumes.
The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-09-29
One Way To Save Money.
Hartford Post-

OF course, on such b light morning
she couldn't resist calling around to see
how many Of her friends had returned
from vacation.
"Whv. Cicely, DEAR" she exclaimed,
$50 YOU, too have returned ?"
"Ye.es, I-I-that is. I haven't been
away"
"But you have beautiful tan on your
complexion"
"Oh, yes, that coat me Is cents. while
vacation would have cost me $l25
I'll have new cloak this fall, and you'll
have to 6x up your old one"
1t was cold enough to put the cloak
on Immediately.
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BOUND TO CELEBRATE.
How Sam Resolved to Commence.
rate the Payment of Mortgage.
Chicago Ledger.

OuACaSu AcuSots f1ra
"I've got that mor'gag off'n my farm
at last, Bill" said one farmer to another,
as they met in the road. s
swell. I'm downright glad to hear 1t,
Sam. You've had som'at OF hard time
doin' it. An so you've wiped it out,
have vouP" sps Da
"Yes; paid the last note this morn.
in, an now I'm goin' home to have
bonfire; but you're right, Bill, have
had tarnal hard time oft. You know
as we'll as anybody what tough scratch
in Eve had to gitthat farm paid for. . =
"Yes, you have had hard time Sam,
I know that"
"Well, should say 60. Why, durn
1t all, Bill, I've wore out two wivesv-as
good workers, too, as you could fiud
any where-to say nothin' of havin' right
smart o. sickness myself, brought on by
hard work in the field an slim pickin' in
the house; but, win to that last woman
u mine beiu' as tough as pennyrile
steer, an not breakin' down an throwin'
her funeral expenses, an the time I'd
lost in courtin' an marryin' agin 10 q
bad crop year-for. l tell you, Bill, times
amt like they was then when fust come
into this country; for. to git widder
now, that's got any sight OF hard work
left in her yit, you've got to fool away
more or less money on good clothes and
do right smart O. tafviug to git her,
But, as I was sayin' Peggy stuck in her
corks an KEEP goin' with her end OF
the double tree till got on the top of
the hill with the load, an now, that I'm
thar at last, with signs of an easy grade
ahead, l tell you what I'm goin' to do
Bill"
"What's that, Sam"
"I'm goin' to have time OF ii, an
kill suckin' pig"
"You don't say SOP
"Yes, do. I'm eoin' to have cele-
bration an regular rip snortin' time"
"Hurrah for you."
"That's what I'm goin' to do, Bill. ],
amt been on spree for thirty years.
but I'm goin' to cut loose tonight, il I
have to chaw doswood bark the rest of
my days, an l want you to come over
an help me make the woods howl this
evenin' after you git your milkn' done.
What dye sayl"
"All right. I'm agreeable. What's
tae programmed" ?"
"We'll git on a high. an beat tae
bass drum till midnight, if 1t springs the
rafters, Bill. I've got six bottles o.
pop an two cigars in the wagon here.
and that'll be q whole bottle apiece for
US all around, not coun,iu' your wife
for I don't s'pose she'd care to drink
nothin' now,-an' we'll go the whole
dose, If It makes US desperate. This
here pop is somethin' they've got up
since I've been stranglin' with that NOR.
gage, an I've been famishin' for twenty
five years, Bill, every time I've seen it
zip an sizzle In tumbIer at picnic, TO
know what It tastes like, an I'm goin' to
know this very night. Come over mid.
dim airly, Bill, an you may let eyerv
last one Of them corks loose. an well'll
make the Scratch Gravel people b'lieve
thar's tiger loose along the Wabash. !"