New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-10

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wont you please rush THAR said an American a, he
daa,..c jo Telegram II operator IN little town
u..rIou!on Use operator loo.ed up with blank ca
,,-..u. Won't you rl,h that dispatch, p.caseF re-
r,,frl tI. gentleman. The look OF am1zeuent on the
n.-.r'- lace dc.peucJ., Won't you send that just az
liIrliy a, ,ou can" The American explained on
,' exclaimed tuc relieved operator. just a7 soon as
yo1 get Gao ,ttup ou.
uha. b,su .ail as cHaricor.tc ~ an En-lshman
that a.,u bee -ct, up 900 iAr morn ~ Dee itm'iA7
a .ur .H., como. irt u' 90 'ul ".. -"'. .""-' "o
German I- c. HluodtAis-iy- H. 'lmpP say 10 a
mornings Ic, u- 'ie' another ISLAND. -. ho'' Ton
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\clr.,c,r-o.d er.. living IN Connecticut town. was
t,ut uy her mother 90 observe proper degree of
rr,,.,u.. while saying lrr evening prayer. and she was
II,ulc 10 discontinue .hem until --, could promise
Z, do better \ few Gays LATER she was permitted To
r,.auc her prayer. AMI finishing her mother comIli
ted acr upon the inproy when she b.andiy re-
-p.ud,d: Sow. tomorrow morning I'm going out to
TEL, cod said my prayer real good; and then III Let
he'll say. Noa Leila -you're yarnm 1t.
I'M AMATEUR YACnrsNNN.
PA bad vh.nat SOD. yctl's pleasant 70 me-
, To- s..i l. .. os1 SIGHT otIand.
1Hau.A ha.. .Icl sailors az" railing
lfoult the -.Ip. that's tur yacht, wouldn't dP'
And heel uu and down and roll over.
All SouItr about all / want 10 get out
ia tA.uo myself fairly IN clover.
u,t bI,.. YOU my craft, though the wind Is abIft,
ruilI. a man feel, poih nl, mead and MS heels
Reversed n- 4 tu.. ot u.- upp.e
A. l.uu uy blue .ri-r 80 hen nom seas we em'r-e'
ruou-h dressed %. a nautical dandy
Iclu't keep my legs. and | cal. ONT Tor pes
or rum. Orot soda and brandy
+, y,,hri-a thing. they say. III for - klug.
NJ, ,lort rta ,rc, doe moi smack OF the
can't pose i bit Ike viking.
~ AL. very well when there isn't % swell
B1t when that come, ON must toillo
And 20 down below. Tor a b't nl a Do"
tu-tt~ ut-uautltdl h'ttAc'
nr.t,uuiamly rlIc her own waves-rm fool
To iry tur same game; but believe me,
Though catching II not ye. TO- Si,S up my " yot
Yon see. ~. The "a ;e, Ike inc amateur stage.
OrcolcAiuS Ia" I-ien"'S. or Au,tlh| -, ~
so. though 'm so queer - yachting each year.
a., hoist on the -olcnt my bunting.
TbecarwnI1w seem, TO be the of good deal OF
bc,rt blrnine especially in summer When It doesn't
,c h,lf t. people Ia the ear are unhappy and when 10
,e. omen the ptucr balf miserable again. when IT IS
ote there Is always woman IN the ear vino Is choking
,rl cndcr and when it /. closed there Is always an
other woman present who declare, that She is Choosing
tor Lack OF air.
He" told NJ. Blu1 what you said Clara; tnat you
felt really iusultcl that lie should come into your
rrsrucr In his ,ht sleeves, she" am sorry yor told
, I,hu" II 4, uerc-, make the poor fellow feel bad
about IT. / don't Imagine he thought about h~ appear
nucr But what did he ~ayi' lie" on. he said 1t le
L, known that objected 70 shirt soeyes. he should
hNe rolled them mp oU OF sight Boston transcript
There is hope set Tor Jefferson Davis. In a long list
of poeucu work, which lac spends his time in reading.
the latest productions OF rcnnyson and squire ale not to
bee found.
Accrt,lnty il better than an uncertainty. Which IL
why men prrier TO procure their medicine Ht the saloon
III 81 i a, tho druggists. AT the drug store, there Is
Vays doubt whether you get the harmless drug yodr
,r..rrptun call, tor or Nlrulont poison. Al tho
,'oon n rs different; sure TO yet poison every
tlur.-l Boston Transcript
Iis stated on good authority that an English railway
,oald conductor recently refused promotion because
i,s 60 tins amounted to hundred pounds Il year.
Una Authenticated Congress. which Is 20 he
bi nj Rome VIII have feature in u collection Of 700
Ib,,in. bn WITH 50 many dead heads It Will hardly
nay rAlruscs. -. Norristown Herald