The Republican journal., 1885-12-31

thANth fPh Ire Nll0'
| have The prOf0undest contempt for those
'Olonels and Majors and Judges who grace Our
-urbstones and saloons. They have nothing to
commend them TO God but their money and
heir means. If there is anybody | want to
see 90 to heaven II Is poor Whlte loihS ana
'SS'lS'
SOBER LAMP Posi-
If negative goodness was religion. then one
Of these lamp posts out here would be the best
hriStian in town: II never cursed, nor swore,
nor drank drop since II WIS ih''"e II never
'''' any 'i''''7 "l0''S'
iARD ON BOB
never uttered sentence ~ my ilie TO prove
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,-it IN NV, H. tr,ino ~ ,,rn,-. +hare i a (!od
Eol,n,,,, tut q fnni nas,ls .i,rb ar,rII,nen+
1n1.>-t,> f11p1sr1,v1.rv
Tall Won, ba+.. hi. tlin,, ,o,, ,.aIf drunken
mas ani no 1,,,,, Latns II NOR thon do int
had rathar bav,. = ,,'n,nhnr. of The church Who
would get drunk every 3 or 4 months, but
would WORK "heh ne was a2oef ana 90 ms
never pest thah one OF lleSe 5o',ei leIoWs till
am any account any now Liat iil2i' just d
wen pe drums OF just a. VIII ne uF'u'
PROGRESSIVE EtCHkE DAMNED.
And | say ano her thing. mere l. no pro-
gres>iTe eucnre player n this house that ought
MOI to be indicted Tor violating laws 81 MlsSol-
% ~ P"' , II pli' 'S u l'' ',a'Ii,
scientifically. magnificen1lv. ssloriousIv. socially
and so forth That's what it is
away FROM HOME
Th.r. i ,,,onY tolIo1v +bot i . Good Christ
ian in ST. Louis, but if he were to wear in
indicator when he went to New York. when
he got back his wife would quit him in my
candid Judgment.
RED LIQUOR AND THE CHURCH.
Red liquor and Christianity won't stay in the
same hide at the same time.
A THEORETICAL NFIDEL.
While Bob Ingersoll is a sort of theoretical
infde that Gets $500 a night for being one,
YOU back here. like fool. are one for nothing
ana board yourself.
You olI do tbe co-oneratipp and God will do
the indorsino. and then we will he elected by a
large majority.
And if st. Paul were to preach IN st. Louls
to-day he would be telegraphed all over Amerl-
ca as the greatest religious fanatic that ever
Alaue iach III tlis couhll!'
SAW A sfook.
got good square look at myself sixteen
Years ago and l have thought more OF every
Niger / met since than do of myself.
RATTLE on, THE DRY BONES.
MIN o. n.1.
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i'ie l'a'e ileI'
WARNING TO THE DECENT.
Now. all the decent people ought to be out Of
town during the airing, but it's going to be
odorifprous Y0u can mt that down
DANCING IN THE DARK.
Go into . hol roon with ,,our Christian Ii,h4
II vii go ant l. u-a,,+ L,irn tbera
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\ NJ loi' ph' 'noh'
II ~. u'ol i'o tlit ~ I'll
hola him resnonsible for if. / would not have
thar Sort of cattla in nv church forty-eight
hours.
SAW SHOW.
PINT the ord Jesus Christ bv Won in thea.
ire. and see how he looks at certain things said
in that theatre: and there are Methodlsts IN
IN w must an4 heiocls III az u w ellui eii5
llat pa'IoLlle tnose pla'es, anu IL 'IeH "tlt ~, ~
~ NV ioui pa i0t my ~ "a? CO. 10y 'lo
thiiiY7 ~ i0iu ~ NV liiiu noi'i'' S0'
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41,,.,,,,o ,,.e,,,o,, =; g. o,,i +ho. Will
~ ~ 49, IT; IN IL ~ "
gnu NJ ~ .aio ~ sr
Iii M tI1 81, u ~ ~
church and she will have her moor little nerve.
shocked TO pieces at something sam Jones says
and she will turn up her nose at me, and cal
t1,i " c tli' w i"e So' d iiioi 80
loud laughter and applause.l And he is 90
inc to foreclose il some of these DAYS. too. SIS
ter. and he will get the oaj when he getS tho
nose.
,oos,.>.,,,,,
ioo'fN hN ~
l want to get your hide loosened up, some
times the curry-comb Is worth more than fh(
corn in hide-bound church to loosen them up
and to let them go.
A BONE FOR THE DOGS.
| ALWAYS throw few bones without any mea
on, and in as large crowd as this there are al
ways some dogs that want few bones.