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The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27
Ladies in America

long before they reach middle age frequently
md themselves suffering from some OF the
sex. For all such Kidney-Wor is a great
boon. 1t induces a healthy action of the Kid
neys, Liver and Bowels, ~cleanses the system,
and strengthens and gives new life to all the
important organs of the body. 1t is natures,
great assistant in establishing and sustaining
health. Sold by all druggists.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

George w. Burnham, he venerable Fifth
avenue millionaire, who was to have been mar
ried on the Dist to Kate Sanborn, the au-
thoress and lecturer, died on the 18th. Hewas
eighty-three years old, and the expectant bride
thirty. eight 1t is said Mr.. Burnham has left
Miss Sanborn q legacy of $4,000 0
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

1t is not understood why druggists keep in
stock so many kinds of medicines for coughs,
colds and consumption, when it is only neces-
sary to keep Aliens Lung Balsam, that old, re-
liable remedy, which is a pure vegetable prep
~aration, and perfectly harmless, as it contains
no opium in any form. Sold everywhere.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

= mat { any man or woman afflicted with dis
80 - o. arrangement of the liver, resulting in
y accumulations in the blood, scrofu-
t uaI sncuons, sick-headaches, and disc ases OF
n saluhys lungs or heart These troubles can
pus saae only BY going to the primary cause and
sam,ugne liver In a healthful condition. To ac-
nothpas TINS result speedily and effectually
plnenas proved itself so eficacious az DR..
pevas sdoidenM Medical Discovery, = which has
nevsr MED TO do the work claimed for II, and
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27
plain as the Nose OF Your Pace.

What is II e difference letweera persons
nose and Carbolne the Great petroleum Hair
Remover. Ans:-one is the center of the head
and the other is a head-scenter.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

FIVE YEARS ago my life was q dread all the
time from Heart Disease, since using DR.
GRAVES HEART REGULATOR the English
language would fail me in telling the good l
received. Kate Musgroye, Coloma, Ind For
sale by druggists at ST. 90 per bottle.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

Dr. D. F. Pennington, d. ID. s., $50 West Fay
ette street, Baltimore, MARYLAND, states that he
has personally used the Red Star Cough Cure
and his family, and has found it q PROMPT
sha ssre remedy for coughs and colds. No
oad results of other cough remedies. Not q
trace If opium or morphia.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

eost sasa a Dc more disagreeable, more dis
Sbn ~ tnan to sit in o room with q person
coush; DUBBED with catarrh, and has to keep
nn',,a and clearing his or her throat of the
slwsas nich drops INTO il? Such persons are
seyss DC pitied il they try to cure them
catsssn iall But IL they get DR.. Sage's
nemedy there need be no failure.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

General Chace of Rhode Island, says: 'I al
ways keep Hunts Remedy in my house, itpre-
vents headache and Kidney troubles.
We depart from our usual practice and rec
ommend Hunts Remedy as asure cure for all
kidney diseases. Medical Gazette.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

FoR DYSPEPSIA, Indigestion, Depression OF Spir
its and General Debility, in their various forms,
also as a preventive against Fever and Ague and
other Intermittent Fevers, the "FERRo-PHosPHo-
ELIXIR OF CALIsAYA" made by Caswell,
Hazard & Co, New York, and sold by all Drug.
gists, is the best tonic, and for patients recover
ing from Fever or other sickness, it has noequal.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

"a -~PERFEcTIoN. The Scarlet, Cardinal Red,
Gold, Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Diamond
Dies give perfect results. Any fashionable
COLOR lOc, at druggists. Wells, Richardson &
Co., Burlington, VT.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

A great eruption has caused the overthrow
Of the political bosses; Coles Carbolisalve viii
cure al kinds of eruptions, itching and irritat-
ing diseases of the skin and scalp. Prices 20
and SO cents. At druggists.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

Two men at Winnipeg, named Sullivan and
Bathon, who informed on liquor sellers, were
set upon by friends of the latter. Bathon es-
capped, but Sullivan was badly hurt
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nors upture radically cured, also pile tu-
iva y hstulas. Pamphlet OF particulars
Ma; -s,r stamps Worlds Dispenser ,
'sociation, Buffalo, N. Y.
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EORGHT

There 10 no infrmity SO oppressive and bur-
densome to the human mind as that tired feeE
ing or which so many complain on tie APP
proach Of serious disorders. The depression
and dependency Of spirit attendingthis state
are unreasonable. That constant drain that
b taking from your system all IT'S former
elasticity, driving the bloom from your
checks; that continued strain upon your vital
forces, rendering you irritable and fretful.
DON'T FORGET, all of those ailments can be
easily removed and permanently cured, by
the use OF
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

Browns Bronchial Troches'' are excellent for
the Relief of Hoarseness or Sore Throat They
are exceedingly effective. "@Christian World,
London, Eng.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

Aliens Iron Tonic. Bitters invigorats the liy-
or. All genuine bear the signature Of J. 7.
Allen, Druggist, st Paul, MINI.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

sslees y exas senate recently a bill making
carrs,erl and telephone companies common
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

"a sn Oou I0clnnati Price Current estimates that
this 49, pounds of pork have been packed
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

The James bank block, Atlanta, Ga, WAS
burned, at a loss of 100000
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

Mn BOSTON M iaegsa sas sa SSr Rs, & & y wa noT
filled with the finest of Spring Goods, includ-
DN ing all of the very latest Novelties in Mems,
Youth'sand Children's suits and overcoats, Fine Furnish
ing Goods and all OF the latest blocks of Soft, Stiff and Silk
hats. Goods sent G. o.. ID. to all parts of the country
subject to examination and If not satisfactory, returned
at our expense. Mail orders solicited.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

nEWnFD A SUCCESSFUL TREATMENT.
tIHMIyEn No knifei No Plaster I No pain w.
~ssC. Payne, NJ. d., Marshalltown, Iowa.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

]. J. S. Hassier of West Virginia has beon ap-
pointed chief clerk of the interior department.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

The senate confirmed Joseph s. Miller az
commissioner Of internal revenue.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

Twelve inches OF snow fell in South Carolina,
on the 18th.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

~~ "A R RvINEs, Strawberries. &C., by mail.
UnAE E.Exsslsior, Lake MinnesoaEa MINI.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

P. J. Cleverius of Richmond, Va, has been
arrested for numbering Fanny Lillian Madison.
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DRS. WHITTIER.

IA East 7h Street, st. Paul, MINI. Regularly Graduated and
legally qualified; longer engaged in Chronic, Nervous, Skin and
Blood Diseases, than any physicians in America, Medicines
sent BY mail or express. Diseases nom Indiscretiop, Excess or
Exposure, Nervousness, Debility, Melancholy, Loss OF Spirits,
rendering marriage improper, cured. Safely, privately, speedily
No change ofbusiness. Pamphlet and symptom list free, friend
ly talk costs nothing. HIS CELEBRATED WORK., 20 pages.
Elegant cloth and gilt binding. Sealed, for so cents In money
or postage. Over nifty wonderful pen pictures on life, health,
marriage, disease, decline, treatment. Same, paper cover, 70 cts.
by mail, sealed. State case, and get time and cost OF cure.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

A distinct shock of earthquake was felt in
the vicinity of Contocook, N. H.
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RuY NORTHERN Crown SEEDS: cSsslos

TGGS TIC Pure bred poultry all ~varietiesi
Ewrite prices free. " ID. SToNERoAD, Lewistown,Pa-
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HRlR DYE.
w sALzER's ia Crosse, Wis., SEEDS.

,lktlN Sample Book, Premium List, Price List sent
'AAoDN free. u. S. CARD CO. Centerbrook, Conn
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-27

MmnNEEE Morphine Habit Cured I'm 10
4E@&4 20 20 days. No pay till Cured.
w M&1HEH DR. J. STEPHENs, lebanon. Ohio.
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HOPS ! HALT BITTERS

Recommended By physicians. ministers and
nurses
1 prescribe Hops mnd MALT Hlt=
ters regularly in my practice
TURNER, N. D., Flat Rock, Mich.
II you cannot got Hops and MALT
Bitters OF your druggist we will send ~
express paid, on receipt OF regu ar price. "
per bottle. We prefer that you buy it from
your druggist: but IL he has not got IT do
not be persuaded to try something else, but
order at once from us as directed, Do not
get Hops and MALT Bitters com
founded with other inferior preparations OF
similar name. Take nothing but Hops
nnd MALT Bitters.
HOPS a MALT BITTERs CO., Detroit, Miol.
Noh nHo' st.Paul. Wholesale
MERELL g RYAN, $3.50,
LYMAN ELIEL DRUGCO., AGENTS.
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Hidden Name, Embossed and New Chrome
Cards, name in new type, nm Elegant As page
~ Gilt bound Floral Autograph Album with
quotations, - page Illustrated Premium and
800 Price List and Agents Canvassing OUTFIT, all
~ for Is cts. SNOW q CO., YalesviIle. Conn.
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NATIONAL HOTEL 50 a day house for nm
IN New house, new furnitura. Only 50 a day W
III house in Northwest with Elevator, J.B UL
Prop. 25 Wash. Av, S.. Minneapolis, MINI.
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O AT MARRIAGE

Circulars free. Address Northwestern Mutual En-
dowment Society, Box 492, Minneapolis MINI.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-10-28

i-s0. Qusrier section ~ miles north Of Con
WAY SurinE-, In sumner county, AsasSs- AL
the ysrv best Of land. Prics s3ip
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SPECIAL NOTICES

Men may come and men may go. Men
may puff and men may blow; but when it
comes to school books, holiday goods, hobby
horses, wagons, wall paper or stationery, we
can duplicate any house west of St Louis.
Ferrells, $50 Main street d132-6t
Dissolution Notice.
The partnership heretofore existing be-
tween c. August Dieter and J. n. Campbell,
and known as Dieter s. Campbell, was yes
terday dissolved by mutual consent of the
parties, Mr.. Campbell retiring. The business
will hereafter be conducted alone BY Mr..
Dieter.
G. AUGUST DIETER,
d131-St j. n. CAMPBELL
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Canon City coal delivered to any part OF
the city by Rogers Coal Co., 61s +. Doug
las Ave. Telephone 80. dl3O-tf
You can get good residence lots in good
locality at reasonable rates by applying to
B. S. Garrison. dl30-tf
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-10-28

The EAGLE printing and blank book es-
tablishment is prepared to do all kinds of
job printing and blank book making, guar
anteeing their work TO be frst-clsss in every
respect. All counter work, checks, bonds,
perforated, numbered-or loose-at prices
equal TO Kansas City or St Louis.
Choice pieces Of land adjoining the city
Most any size,by Henry Schweiter. d279-;i.
For sale cheap. livery stock and bust
ness. J. K. Griffiths, Wichita, Kas.
d121-tf
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UYASTED-To exchange a house of rooms,
w corner lot, I00xli0 fl, east front, for va
cant inside lots W. s. McClensthan, lis Doug
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A. 4. &.S. z. B. r. Co
WANT COLUMN.

afreyfisereafs an frs column iciH be charged for
af the rate Of Fire C.s-fs per line PER lreek Ho
cdperfisemesd taken for .ass than - CENT
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UyANTED-Those wanting good boarding
w place and nice rooms, TO call at DR. Row
ley's " Main IS0. VIII accommni tate first
class boarders with rooms for the winter Mrs.
nr RovIey dl3j-6t'
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. by lady, ] or =
w unfurnisbed rooms. suitable for studio,
within 4 to q blocks Of Douglas ave, north. and
near Lawrence Topeka AYES Rent must lie
reasonable. References given and required.
Leave address at this Office. dl35-Gt
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81. l.. e. S. 4 w. r. r.
EAST BOUND TRAINS.

EAST BOUND TRAINS.
Arrive
No. ., express and mail --------- 30 u W
No. s, Through Freight -- iO;io "a
No. 10. Stock and Way. .-.---.lo;'oa q. III
Depart
No =, express and MALL. --------. y - a. IA
No. is, stock and Way ---..-.....---l0 1853 m
No II, Through Freight ..-..-..-iz;oS p IN
WEST BOUND TRAINS.
Arrive
No. l, express and mail -.-------. 10 j. ia
No. 4. Through Freight. .-.--.--.. s:iO D. m
No. 8, Way Freight. -.------------ ---iZ'"o p IN
Depart
No. /, express and msil. 90 r. IN.
No. Is, Through Freight. 90 p IN.
No. Is, Way Freight H;iop m
Noe /, 2, Is and IA daily
Nos. Is and 10 daily except Sunday
Passengers will not be allowed TO ride on
freight trains without tickets.
Depot, Second and Wichita streets CITY
ticket office, 100 Main street. Tickets Tor saie
destination.
to all points and baggage checked through 10
y JONES. Ticket Ag't-
Sept q, lSS5.
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

Housewives, shop girls and saleswomen
all suffer more or less from Weak Back and
Sdeache Apply Hop Porous Plaster and
get instant relief famous strengthener.
25c. druggists.
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early in the morning of May 2nd, passing
through Jackson and Grenada, Miss, and
enabling the party to view many points of
interest that were passed in the night on
the trip south. The train will be SO timed
as to enable the exculsionsts to see the
grand and imposing scenery Of the Allie
gheny Mountains for whica the Baltimore
and Ohio Railroad is SO justly celebrated; a
brief stop being made at the Buck Horn
Wall to permit the party to view the Cheat
RIVER Gorge.
Those of the excursonists who so prefer,
can remain in Washington, the tickets al
lowing a stop off there and also at Balti-
more
1t is sufficient to say that everything will
be done by the Baltimore and Ohio Rail
road to make the excursion successful
que.
Col. 9. 5. Wood, Proprietor of the Eutaw
House, who had charge Of the catering for
the recent excursion of the st. Johns Com
mandery, Knights Templar, will again at
tend to this department. ...
The train while in New Orleans will re-
main in the Great jackson Route Depot
from which point cars run every five min
rtes to all parts Of the city, including the
Exposition grounds.
The cost Of the entire trip will be $50,
this including railroad fare sleeping ear ac.
commodations, both en- ro tie and while in
New Orleans, and three meals pei day dur
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

A shrewd old lady cautioned her married
daughter against worrying her husband too
much, and she concluded her talk by say
ing:
"My child, man is like an egg. Kept
in hot water little WHILE he may boil soft;
but keep him in there too long aud he hard
ems. Boston Post.
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

timore and Ohio Railroad Company, who
will accompany the party throughout the
entire trip.
Those who formed a part Of the recent
Knight Templars' excursion to New Orleans
state that the courtesy and consideration ox-
tended them by Mr.. Mackenzie, not only in
tensifed the pleasures Of the journey but
his exceeding urbanity was in such decided
contrast to the average railroad official, that
he was regarded in the light of modern
phenomenon.
The excursion party will leave Broad
Street Station at 7,20 Thursday morning,
April Esd, and dine at the Eutaw House,
Baltimore, at noon At Camden Station,
Baltimore, they will board special train,
consisting of Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
Palace Sleeping and Dining ears. Leaving
Baltimore at lao p. m, the first stop will
be at Washington City at 2,40p. IN, where
those who have gone ahead can join the
party. The next stop will be at Harper 5
Ferry, so as to give the excursionsts an op.
portunity of viewing the picturesque and
romantic scenery of this spot which is as.
sociated with SO many thrilling events il
the country's history,
Cumberland, Md, will be reached
at 730 p. m, where the party
will sup at the famous Queen City Hotel.
On Friday, April 9th, the party will al
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New Advertisements This Issue.

New Advertisements This Issue.
Bargains in Carpets--W. b. Sharp.
Fine Millinery-Mrs. Jacobs. ..#
Brazilian Balm-B. Il. Jackson s. Co.
Chicago Dressed Beef--L. Curran.
Sign Wliting-John b. Stradley.
Ely's Cream Balm-H. p. Hubbard.
Cut Flowers and Pot Flowers-Baylis
Bulls Cough Syrup--A. G. Meyer & Co,
Embalming and Gndertaking-,Iohn NJ.
Simpars
Hop Bitters-H r. Hubbard.
Children's suitipss and Merchant Tailor
ing-John w. Diefendogf.
st. Jacobs Oil--The Charles A. Vogeler
-.. Co.,
Ladies Art Gallery-Mrs. Jacobs.
Salvation OLA. G. Meyer & 20.
Clocks-Millard Davis.
Hoh's Extract of Malt. James Belt.
Hop Plaster-H p. Hubbard.
The Ladies Mecca-Strawbridge & Cloth.
ier.
Bath Sponges-N. B. Danforth.
Red Star Cough Syrup-The Charles
A. VOgeler Co.
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loc., csc, SOC. and Sl.oo.
HOME TESTIMONIALS:

which had for W
b. r. Brazilian Balm friend
nfm IT, Brazilian Balm
Of w. HNdilt is
tradge Edatd NoohrnNo
everything hear
relief began taking Brazilian Balm in 1898
leye Brazilian Balm will do all that you claim for ny had cat,
Nj lzanBalm cured me in
a Geo H. Learn Engineer
p, W. r. Rlo children in days with scarlet fever the fourth child
ely--Bu BD nl
Sold by Druggists AMI Dealers, price, by
B. F. JACKSON & Wilmington,
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The druggist who hestates now is lost for
the Spring. He should sling together some
sweet oil and liquOrice and bring out his
cough syrup at once. DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup does not pay him enough profit.
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

the Spring. He should sling together some
sweet oil and liquorice and bring out his
cough syrup at once. DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup does not pay him enough profit
When Eve brought woe to all mankind,
Old Adam called her ,coeman;
And when she wood with love SO kind,
He then pronounced it ToOman.
But now with folly and with pride
Their husbands pocket trimming,
The ladies are SO full of ~ hims
The people call them tchim men.
For nearly "a years have been victim of
Catalrh. have tried many remedies,
receiving little or no relief. | bought one
bottle Of Ely's Cream Balm and derived
more real benefit from that than all the rest
added together. You can rec ommend it as
bt ing a safe and valuable medicine A. i.
FULLER, Dandy, N. Y.
AS One having used Ely's Cream Balm
would say it Is worth its weight IN gold as
a cue for Catarrh. One bottle cured me
$. A. LOWELL, Franklin, Pa (See adv't)
A Street Romance.
Pretty girl
So sweet SO nice
Sudden slips
Upon the ice;
Screams of terror,
Down she goes
| Visions of EN-
Broidered hose.
Youth observes
The frills and laces
Fancy hose and
Other graces;
Sudden mash
Oh, feeling sweet =
Helps the maid
En- to her feet.
Redly, redly
Bushes she
Kindly sympa.
Thizes he;
Theu along the
Street they go,
Married in
Month OF so.
Salvation Oil, the greatest cure on earth
for pain, may be relied on to effect cure
wherever an external application can be
used. Price only twenty-five cents bottle.
Whcn'cr at school some bigger boy
Would pound me till I'd smart,
My brother'd jump into the fray,
Aud kindly take my part
When'er at home our mother gave
To us each half tart,
My brother'd get me off alone
And kindly (3) take my part.
- Swif's Choice Beef.
CHICAGO Dressed Beef Retail House is
now open at No. 7l9 West Front street,
adjoining the Swift Cos Refrigerator.
Pric,s very low.
i. CURRAN, Manager.
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j. Q. Mccormick
5. T.. COR. 7TH X j EFER
SON STREETS.

Dealer in fine groceriesand pro-
visions; choice coffees a speciality
Rios, 10, 20 and Is cents, Lagua-
yra, Santan, Old Gov. Java, 50
cents, guaranteed to be a fine ar
ticle; choice teas. Fresh and salt
meats, canned goods Of all kinds;
Lea & Co. and western tlours.
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11
H U M 0 n O U S.

The celebrated wit, Dean Swift, after he
had gone to bed one night was called up by
runaway couple vino wished to get mar
ried. He told them rs he leaned from his
upper chamber window that he was un-
dressed, and as they We're probably in hur-
ry on account of a threatening storm, if for
no other reason, that he would marry them
where they stood.
lie put the necessary preliminary ques-
tions, and then proceeded;
Under this window in stormy weather,
Imarry this man and woman together;
Let none but him who rules the thunder
Put this man and WON IN asunder.
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

There is 10 blank so blank as the blank
that appears before man when he gets up
in public assembly and forgets what he was
going to say-unless it is the blank which
appears before an amateur in a skating rink
when his legs begin to spread and he don't
know which one to follow,-Burlington
Free Press
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11
Not a Trace.

DR.. d. F. Pennington, d. D. s., 536 West
Fayette street, Baltimore, Maryland, states
that he has personally used the Red Star
Cough Cure and in his family, and has found
it prompt and sure remedy for coughs and
colds No bad results of other cough RENE
dies Not trace of opium or morphia.
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

junction of the Ohio with the Great Father
of Waters. Passing through Milan and
Jackson. Tenn, by daylight, the excursion
will reach New Orleans at 10 a. M, Sunday
April 2Gth. Six days will be spent in New
Orleans In attending the Thirty-sixth Am
nual Session oft American Medical Associ-
alton and in visiting the Worlds Industrial
Exposition, which is now in the full tide of
success, In this season of the year, New
Orleans and its enyirons are in the full
splendor of their tropical beauty.
The excursion will leave New Orleans
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

Swift's Choice Beef.
CHICAGO Dressed Beef Retail House is
now open at No. 7l9 West Front street,
adjoining the Swift Cos Refrigerator.
Prir,s very low.
i. CURRAN, Manager.
The Wilmingtonian., 1885-04-11

ing the entire trip.
Ii will lie necessary fol those desiruuS Of
accompanying the Excursion TO enrol them
selves promptly. Twenty-Five dollars must
accompany each name and balance he paid
by April Goth
As names are received brrtls, etc, viii be
assigned.
Any further information will be gladly
supplied by
Z. r. MACKENZIE,
Passenger Agent, B. & o. R. r.,
s+3 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia.