The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1885-04-29

mo, uOn go Yet SAID the Bunalo
girl at midnight, as her lover rose to
leave. Don't 60 yet. it isn't late
Remember that the clocks in the city
have been showed ahead sixteen min
1tes.
An exchange says that blast in 3
limestone quarry near Bodie. Cal, un-
covered hive petrilied CULTS eggs.
I Scientists are now wrestling with the
1 question: Can petrified gull lay an
eggP"
Boston girls never say He is gone
goose When lover is observed 10
be idiotically sweet on any particular
young lady, the other girls refer to him
as "a departed aquatic flower of the
0enus ansar"
The cashier of a western bank was
recently blown away by cyclone, and
has not been heard from since. He
must be hopping mad that the cyclone
did not let him know in advance what
an opportunity he was going to have
Burlington Free Press.
81 notice, said Brown, who is bird
fancier, '.that ravens have been sue
cessfully used instead OF carrier pig
cons at Coblentz, on the Rhine. 30,
that is nothing" said Smith, ''sparrows
have been successfully used instead of
reed birds i'm Philadelphia restaurants. +"
Could conjugal affection be more
strictly displayed than it is in the sub.
Joined; ''And so, doctor, you think
my wife will get well?" II am sure Of
it if you can persuade her to take this
dose.n Doctor, take it she shall, if !
have to break every bone in her body"
20, Amerikaw, Amerikaw! How /
love you-Fifty cents all around, please.
American women are very beautiful
Fifty cents more all around, please. /
have purchased house in New York
and shall make this country my home
Fifty cents more, etc. That is what
our European visitors are giving us.
What right has Professor Young to
spoil any vacation plans by saying that
a railroad train travelling at the rate OF
forty miles an hour without stops would
be more than 365 years in reaching the
sun, and at the low rate of one cent a
mile the fare would be $3.50, 000?-LOao
ell Courier.
A young man who had four times |
proposed to the same girl, and as many |
times been rejected, finally became
nettled. ''YOu ought TO 90 on the |
stage" he remarked with a sneer. ION
the stage; whyP" she inquired. "Be-
cause you are an excellent sleight-of- /
"a r-@s. 7-sI-1T.- .~-.n '." ,'aG the raply.
The performances VI sas locomotive
whistle we are told have been systema-
'iEed on western railroad. Seven
Whistles are to indicate ''down brakes
'hirty-two whistles, up brakes;' forty
Whistles and two snorts, ''back-up."
The instructions add: sin case Of
loubt, whistle like the d--l;" at the
treet crossings, whistle considers
,ly." Again. Always whistle before
Inner. Require the fireman to keep
he whistle valve open during dinner.
after dinner, whistle and squirt water,
hen back up. Then go ahead with .
Whistle, a squirt and a ring"
Some husbands are too solicitous
bout the health of their wives. While
talking on Austin avenue Mrs. Duzen-
ury. stopped in front of the show win
ow of millinery store and exclaim-
d: What a beautiful assortment of
atsp Come on. quick, Louisa. You
i'll catch cold and die if you stand still
that grating after you have been
alking fast. | can't let you take such
SKIS, said the careful, affectionate
usband; and before Mrs. Duzenbury
,uld decide what kind of bonnet to
'lect she was hurried past the danger
10 spot.
.'Mngwump" is new slang word in
ew York. The Sun says it is an an.
ent New England term, and smacks
the language of the red man. 1t is
'ed to signify, when gravely spoken.
man of Importance, but more COM
only man who thinks himself of inn
'rtance. Governor Waller, of Con-
cttcut, is responsible for the renewed
d widened interest in the word, he ,
wing discovered it in some recently
Iblished letters of his. A leader such
Governor Waller is in Connecticut
an authority like Lindley Murray is
A synonym for the word
its other sense is the New York term
Zig Bug" or the Washington express
IN. ssSwAllhaad -
'.I'd like to give you piece OF my
nd. Mrs. Smiggs." Il wouldn't talk
impossibilities, Mr. Smiggs. The Il
ticle you speak of is too small to be
yided."
An exchange says little 4-year old
tened attentively to Scandinavian
sacher last Sunday, and then wEis. a
red: "Mamma. if bod tan understan'