Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-06-19
Sunbeams.

SunOeamSs
A willing MANA testator.
Hope is tho hankor of the souH.
Hereditary traits-FamiIy portraits.
A thing that kicks without legs-A gun.
motto for young lovers Sofa and 10 |
Gather.
The key to the oonvict's troubles rs the |
turnkey.
| Wanted-An artist to paint the very pic |
1turs OF health.
Sweetness and ight-1hc burning Of
lsugar refinery.
A yacht can stand on tack without say
| ing naughty words A man can't.
When the lightning spares the rod it usuu.l-
ly spoils the house, says the Idlehour.
"The tender leaves of hope" ara those
taken when she hopes he will come again.
little boy, proud of his new Jacket,
informed his sister that he was a ax button
kid.
In charity it may be better to give
than to receive; but In Kissing il is about
equal.
What is il that we wish for, and, when
obtained, We never know We have it?-
Sleep.
Worry iaa painter whose brush is ever
employed making men g hair white White
hall 7I~scs.
Nuisances live long in the land. An H.
iinois parrot has just died at the age Of sev-
enty-two years.
In 1869 Bismarck wrote poem. Justice
is slow, bat sure, and no is now stricken
With neuralgia
There are books in abundance on how to
; give dinners How to get them rs another
part of the business
Army officers say there is no danger of a
Crow war. Crows never go to war without
: caws- -Econsctase argus.
1.-The parting gives me pain" as the
man said when he had troublesome tooth
extracted. - Yonkers Statesman.
what is this man charged with ?" said
} the judge. With whiskey, yer honor"
replied the sententious policeman
An aesthetic butcher guzed on beef car
. cass Just opened, pat up his hands and MUIR
INJURED, 'What beautiful interior. "-iSyrd-
a1@ Times.
There is a complaint from England that
leather is found in American sausages. Good
. gracious, do they think we can stop to take
the collars of the dogs2
Monroe street bayber was completely
broken up the other day. He was shaving
= book agent and didn't get chance to put
in word edgevise. -7oledo A+pesicaa.
At St Cloud traveller asked at what
times the little steamers left Every ten
minutes" was the answer, Monsieur will
r not have 10 wait more than a quarter of an
hour"
This is the way to arrange that Hindoo
< paragraph: When a. Hindoo swears, he
y takes hold of the tail Of a COW. In this
country, when man takes hold of the tail
of a COW he swears.
II Busy editor Ito applicant, who persists in
, calling)-To-day is Thursday, and I'm very
busy. Suppose you call next Thursday
0 and then I'll tell you when to call again
e, Exit, kind of puzzled.
How came such a greasy mess in the
ovenf' said tidgety old spinster to he,
maid OF. all-work. Why" replied the girl
n - the candles fell into the water and put
= them in the oven to dry"
healthy baby in Elgin, Ill, has one eye
8 and four ears.-iStiil,10ter Zimmerman
q May be twill have some consideration Oh
y Itself and not squall more than one-fourtl
of the time. - 0Lelo american.
If you see q man with q new rake on on,
shoulder, new hoe on the other, and
spade under his arm, you may know that h,
OF lives i'll the suburbs, and is going into tn
work of raising his own onions at "a cost O
fifty cents apiece,
nj When we read of sixteen inch trout bein,
caught in four-inch stream, our thermo
meter of credulity GIBBS, and we soon fin
ourself stranded on the low water mark O
n faith. Verify, fish will have much to an
III swer for in the next Bloomington Eye
es- Strange; "I met Mr. Miggles to-day" N
49, :, marked Mrs. Chippick. Hes quite
va changed man. hardly knew him, he's 8
ter clipper and lively" Indeed" responde
"a. ~ her husband gravely. How very strange
nd l read in the paper that his wife sailed fc
nd Europe last week. "-Brooklyn Eagle.
N, Cook: " Madame, may ask you for m
II testimonials2' Mistress: "What do yo
rO- expect me to write, you worthless creature
md Surely, cannot say that am satisfied wi,
zee you" Cook; 1t isn't necessary. ON
be- write that Remained with you three month
Q & That will be my best recommendation"
9. 81 WISH" said farmers wife to hi
n NIX husband and six boys that some of yo
mr. would shoot the yeller cat" So thew al
when they happened to think of it, we
3, and loaded the gun. Luckily it was IL
=. youngest boy that fired it, for he was We
ON healthy and could stand being kick,
tie, through fence.
bel fd gentleinan-Have you any plane tn
ear wood? Timber merchant (whose hopes II
nv nv raised III anticipation of good order -Ye
eive sir; pray walk in, sir as fine stock as