Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-10-15
HE CAUGHT A TARTAR.
~, ytistake a store Clerk Made when
Re Cbaned IA GouEiryman.
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couple OF young folks who bore
mistakable evidence of being from
the country, and who We're mistakeA
Nv a would 6e>smart clerk for green
horns. called at well known house
f,rnisbing store on Market street yes
terdav. and unrolling sheet of paper
90 long as mans arm, began buying
\ large number of articles, the names
of which they scratched from the
nsper as soon as the goods were put
aside.
Two wash boilers.
"Jimminy, you folks are going to
have a lot of dirty clothes, seems to
me- fippantly commented the clerk,
as he set the boilers aside.
1.-TWO of these wringers," said the
man indicating the kind he wanted.
"Ho, no." patronizlngly observed
the clerk, Il guess you are going to
start laundry down at Squashville. ="
The lady looked indignant, but
neither she nor her husband, for such
il appeared that he was, paid any at
tention to the remarks of the clerk.
Two sets of smoothing irons and
two stands, was the next order.
THAT settles the Laundry business.
sure as fate, buddy" Clipped in the
clerk as he picked up the irens. He
was so tickled with his joke that he
dropped one of the irons on his pet
corn, when the first smile that had
been seen on the face of either of has
customers, drew two pretty dimples in
the yoang lady's cheek.
Thunder going to start creamery
tooYn he snarled. as the man ordered
two butter ladies'.
"'No; we are not going to do any,
thing Of the kind, SAID the male half
Of the matrimonial pair Of scissors, as
for the first time he appeared to notice
what the clerk was saying.
what in sheol are you going 10 do
thenf" asked the clerk as he limped
across the store with the two butter
ladies'.
"Well, you see, said the man, with
an inimitable Srawl "Maria and got
married last Wednesday, and we are
getting in our things now, and as we
don't know yet but we may get di-
vorce by and by, we are buying doub-
lie, so that inease we do conclude to
part company there won't be any
trouble to divide what we've got.
Zone for you and one for Marian"
gleefully warbeled the clerk each
time he laid aside the couples after
that. When the buying was COM
pleted the customer said Now look
here, freshly, | Want you to divide
those goods into two equal parts,
without any duplicates in either lot
and send one to Abner Sheldon,
Spring City, and the other to Charles
R Quincy, Peterborough. Do you
understand
YES" was the somewhat doubtful
assent of the clerk.
We'll. " continued the countryman.
these goods are to be sent O. o. d.,
and if you get any of them naked sp,
and l have to send any Of my batch
to ray brother-in-law, or he has to
send any to nae, to correct your blund~
ers, the cost of freight will be deduct
ed from the money RENTED. Now
there is just one more thing that |
want to say to you before go out. l
will be obliged to you if you will tell
your employer that unless ne finds a
more civil clerk l shall find another
place 20 do my buying"
As the counryman and his wife
walked out, and the clerk tried to
make up a satisfactory explanation to
the old gentleman, who had stepped
out Of the back office just before the
customers parting shot, it is probable
ne resolved never to chaff green
horn again.