Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-29
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Evening Capital.
WEDNESDAY. JUL .. 1855
HERE and THERE

Goats on IS the fasnlon no"huoy0t
Another hot wave has come along
to exercise our patience.
WatermeIOns are getting more
plentiful
Southern league umpircs receive
SIS per month.
A large crowd went to Bay Ridge
this morning.
DOu't forget to give your horse a
drink occasionally.
Blackberries and huckieherries are
getting plentiful.
Take to the woods as often as you
can and inhale the fresh air.
Nothing pIcases the children. bet
ter than day spent in the woO5e.
The coal men are now jealous Of
the ice cream aud soda water men,
Fishing parties are numerous these
days; more numerous than the fish.
A charity entertainment is gepcr.
ally poor show.
A Chinese girl is easily recognized
BY double joint in the left knee.
Notwithstanding the statement
that figures never lie, calves are
often false. ~
"A philosopher has observed that
very often it is green youths who
paint the town red.
The flies are now help to the min
lister in not permitting mapping 10
church.
Vension is always deer, but Spring
lamb at this season of the year is
generally sheep.
The descendants OF Brigham
Young now number $4,000 persons.
TO wish to do without our fellows,
and to be under obligations to no one
is sure sign of a soul void Of sensi-
bility.
The Eastern New England asso-
citation umpires get S. per game and
pay their own expenses.
The days are now twenty minutes
shorter than on June 2lst, and grow
ing shorter daily.
A dentist pulls bis way through the
world by the skin of other mems
teeth.--Ex
Young man, it is the girl who will
pass an ice cream saloon without
looking in who will make you good
vile.
A woman may be as true as steel,
but then, you know, some steel is too
highly tempered. nE
Il is asserted that when Adam hug.
ged Eve in the groves of Paradise, he
established "the pioneer press"
II am making a PICTURE" remark
ed Podsnap as he drew an alleged
hog on the blackboard.-Ex
News from Iowa is monotonous.
There has not been q cyclone in that
breezy State for nearly thirty-six
hours.~-Ex.
Some people imagine that paper
can be started ana rcn the same as q
coffee mill or scissors grinder. LEX.
A Detroit man named Pepper is
suing for divorce. Mrs. Pepper
didn't prove to be one OF the salt OF
the earth.--ISx.
1.-THE Secret Of the Book" is d late
poem. The secret of the book must
be the knowledge Of what is going on
between the banks.
The Emperor Of Austria, it is said.
has private circus. So has many d
married man who isn't On emperor.
when he gets home late from the
club.
ma, am / a chickena" asked . boy
of bis mother. ssN0, my child. WHY
do you asks Nothing, only /
heard the hired girl tell pa that be
was q regular old rooster.
Far sweeter music to true woman
than the tone Of harp or . piano
touched by her hand are the cheer
fnl voices Of husband and children,
made joyous By her presence.
a fashion paper says ~Bonnets
seem to have reached their greatest
height, for this season at least This
win be pleasant news for husbands
who feared they wero going still
higher.
A certain distinguished Cincinnati
ian says the proper way to kiss girl
Is TO plant 1t ii the middle 81 her
hand and shut her 6ngers down on il
for safe-keeping. It may not be "a
sweet IS the old fashioned variety.
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