Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-05

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1T is somewhat singular that a milkmar
! snakes hands as though nc were working q
| pump handle.-Neic York Journal.
IF the gods ever intcrpose in behalf Of sur
| 1erlng humanity, it seems httle remarkable
! that bald headed man should be overlooked
IN fly Tine CAicago Ledger.
/ AN AMERICAN CURL wears big bouquet in
| her bell, while a Hlndoo maiden wears a big
! brass ring In her nose. 1t amounts TO the
same thing. Each has her nose gay LOloeIl
| Citizen.
/ BOTTLE OF MILK which a Baltimore chem
lst was testing the other day exploded with
great force and nearly killed HIM. 1t was
probably from kicking cow.--Detr0u Free
Press.
SHE'S home at last and her heart is CAV:
Inc opens her drawer, alack! alack!
she lnds that while she has been away
She moths have deyoured her sealskin
sacque. Boston Courier.
EPtTAPF on BOOTBLACK.-
Fen though his lot was hard at best,
lie ''sbined" with all his might,
And, now, lets hope among the blest
-Roa5urv Advocate.
SHE Oh, you are looking at that picture. l
drew that.
Heidi you? Then your luck is as bad as
mine, guess. Pve spent don't know how
many dollars in lottery tickets, and i never
drew thing that was worth anythipg-BOstOn
Transcript.
WE never like making trouble at our board
tnR-house about the quality Of butter served.
nut when II is strong enough to lift the bread
on the table and climb up on the ceiling
with 1t we have hard work to refra from
telling the mistress that the guieess farmer
has imposed upon her innocence.-FdH Riger
A d0dnce.
A NEW YORK POLICEMAN had a chum who
was a pekpncket. One day the policeman
no bot ~
stranger on the BOwery. Look here Bill"
said the man in blue, some of these DAYS a
Policeman Will see you working that game
and then you will be locked up. Be careful
old boy."-TeeaS S(ftin0s.
AIRY doing eight hours at Brighton, med
ltatively looking after the nsiOr)-"By JOve!
he's got DARK SKIN. he has, He's evidentiallv
PIN out IN the tropical regiOns, where the SUMS
,ot. what pity the sun didn't turn its at
tentlon to the OH m8sher's 'air and mustarsh.
They could ha' done with bit of browniu',
they could; instead of which the SUMS acted
wioe-wersey. "-Loadoa Fun.
IT seemed plowman stamping down the
street,
With sounding whack of hobnaiI armored
And so turned with glad intent to grset
bun and hearty yeOman such as deals
In ruta6 gas, yearling colts and wheat,
When 10! lady ON my vision steals
Sylphlke and lovely, and the wonder rose
How she could make such racket as she
goes.
$50 you want to marry my daughter?" said
Deacon HiRhtone to young Harumscarum
Young H.-"That is about the size of it, dea-
con-" D.-"H GU bet on horse racesf" Y H
- do, but never without q dead tip" D.
~ on are notorious political boss" Y H
"N es; and | never fail TO carry my ward. :"
D.-"Iou have fashionable yachts Y. H
~ es; and the best brands are used for bal
last" D.-"YOu are quoted as authority on
poker OftenY' Y III have some knowl-
edge in that line ID eff | had four kings
and an ace and stood pat, and you had three
that Gaze | wsuld ring in the cold deck and
give myself two more aces" D.-s'Correct
Take my daughter l don't think you viii
lose her fortune" Hoil and Esny!sss