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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16
Mner's
Sarsa4,ari11a

~ Elm itbs saneeutrirter aus3ue her eariaSarilla.
anh anaeser bIutrsInissnher Wnr,eln nit Qaliams
unn GiItnsSshta bsrbaahen, unb bas unf9dbIi@He,
Superldffafe unb biuisfte 8Iutreinisunss eMitteI,
has man criuenben tann. Dbne 6ebI treibt es
IaIles 4Iutsift aus benz aorper, berei9ert unb er.
neut bas 8Iut unb eut SeiIen beIebenbe araft Fer.
% 10 bas bette betannte 1aitteI sesen efrupteIm
iHo aIIs ifrsbbulaien 1tebeL sesen @atblamt Stf.
tlas9en. 6Iedtsn, e&martn, GeI6mire, I5leiId5s
nsiuadie unb 6amtausf6Iaee; ebenfo eesen aue
aranfbeiten, bic burd binnes unb perarntes wIut
persriadt merSen. suie Steamattsmms. aenraIeis
rhsHmatii4e Gi9t alsemsine Gnffraftnme unb
ifrsttui6lsr Qatart.
osiinn8 ban entsinbetem @benmatismns.
nAtsr's sarfapa ariIIa bat mid pom eut.
,iaaeism a5snmatismas sebeiIt an benz Id pieIe
Score ssisssen bate. %. 8. Woore."
9urbam. Sa., 2. Mdrs 1882.
Bnbereitft RON
Sr. 8. g. Aber & g., 0omelI, Maf.
Sn aIen apOtbeten sa babem: 81. 6 SIaiden IS.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16
Grfreut.

sd erfreue mid elmer f6le6ten @ez
iunbbeit", fagte traurig cine lei6enbe
Dame. gBir f6nnen es aber beiier nit
uniern Greuben MAIDEN. Serr q. 8.
Gortune bon Sfolona 9lrf. i6reibt:
sWteine Grau bot i'm lebten Sabr feds
Jlai6en gebrau6t nit bemertbaren gr=
folg. Sic erfreut iib elmer beheren @es
iunbbeit als felt mebrereu Sabren. gs
1T ibr ieBt unentbebrli6. Dieier @es
nub tann al ben S6md9en unb &rdnf=
li9en su She'll merben, tuel6e 8romn's
Sron 8itters nebmen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16
a@- 9ie Sanptaiehuua Ser & i.

nigI. Sd9fif6en etaats=
lotterie beginnt am 4. un6 enoet
am 26. Mai D. S. 8on Sen i'm @a6e
berbliebenen $4,000 2ooien, per6en
$4,000 8etpinne gesogen, bon oenen
Der gr6Bte 9auptgetpinn 100000 Marf
lstb Der fleinite Getuinn ni6t tpeniger
als 260 Marf betragen tpir6. @peaielle
Mustunft bieriiber ertbeilt g. Marfs.
1854 ,tup-26.5
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16
9lper's
Qoue Cure

entbaIt Elm @sseneift eesea alle bon sumpHut Ger.
ra9reuhe ttrbeL bas, 70 uieI man meib lit teiner
anbern Mranei entbaIten lift. es entbaIt teit gbts
piit. aud feline metaIif9en ober anbern fdabIi&en
SeftanbtbeiIe rnb bat baber feinen na6tbeiIiaen
GtnuB auf bic Gonftitution, fenbern IaBt ben a6r,
per 10 gefunS iuie Dor Der &ranfbeit.
Bfr sarantiren, oab @btr's Mgae.gure ole
5dae pon faItem, remittirenbent, itiuem, BedieI.
nnb @alleniieber, 70 ,pie pon aeberIeiben, bic
bar9 eanspfluft berbeisefibrt iinb, beiIt. eoute
IS mad ri9tiser anwenbuns su beiIen perfeblen, 70
iifiS bic Sdnbler bur6 unfer GirfuIar pom 1. Suri
1882 ermd9tist, has Sch 3urid3u3abIen.
Or. 8. G. aper & Co., InmelI, FLAT.
Sn allen apotbefen ~ baben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16
Ser Wam 8anot:S Stanbal IN Naris.

Yaris, "a. Wtdr3.
Mebr als Sic geiammte politit raubt
bier Die uGrage bon 3anbt" allen
8ouleparb Bldttern ben S9laf. Ml=
ler6ings tDirft bas, mas beute gegen
biefe artile 6dngerin ausgeibt tpirb,
elm grelles 9i6t auf bic geielli1aftli1en
unb iournaliitii1en Nerbdltnii1e bon
paris. SRI. bon 3anbt 1T Dor ldnges
rer 3eit einmal auf Der ghbne Der
Opera gomique untuobl getporben, tpie
tie felbit bebauptet, in Golge einer pl0b-
li9en @9md9e, ipie anbere bebauptetl,
tpeil iie porber eit1ige @ldier getrunfen
bate. S6on bamals tpurbe Of bieles
Mergernii1es, bas man, tuenn bic mnz
ganitigere 2esart ri9tig tpdre, am be-
fen nit @tiui6meigen iibergangen
bdtte. fur6tbarer 2drm ge16lagen, unb
bas in elmer @eife, bic an 8ebdffigfeit
nno @emeinbeit ni9ts gu tpiini1en
iibrig lieB.
Griinbe tparen allerbings borbanben !:
l. tuar SRI. ban 3an6t cine Imerifa=
nerin, alio als Musldnoerin gegen alle
8erleumoungen bpgelfrei; p war fe
i'm Gegenfas 5u ibren meiit iteinalten
fran36lif6en Roleginnen blutjung unb
bilbblbf9; b mar fie, allenfalls nit
Musnabme oes Grdulein Siaaf, bic ein=
alge tpirtli9e Sdngerin in paris, mno
A bate Die @bronique Scanleule trob
eifriger Na9fori9ungen mod riemals
tbren ytamen nennen f6nneit.
Ser Sirettor Der Opera @omique
glaubte, baB Der 2drm nit Der 3eit aufz
b6ren iuiirbe, unb CAB SRI. Nan 3anbt
einen ldngeren urlaub nod petersburq
bon ND lie iebt 5uriidgefebrt 1T. @9on
BON ibrem erften 4uftreten tpuBte man,
baB elm Sbeil Der prelIe bic @dngerin
unm6gli6 MAIDEN ipollte unb i1on am
erfen Sage begannen bic 9ngriffe auf
bic Jrembe. Bisber baben bie tuirfli.
den 3ai6auer nod 3ii9en unb pfei>
fen Der au bieiem 8ebuf eigens nod
oem Sbeater gefommenen perlonen
bur6 ibren Beifaqsruf eritidt, aber bic
St6rer greifen nun su elmer anberen
Sattlt. Sic iu9en tti9t nur i'm Sbeaz
ter, fon6ern aud bor bemielben auf Ser
@traBe bic 6ffentli6e @ube gu {t6ren
unb ibre 8!dtter berIangen iebt nit
llngeifiim, baB Der Miniifer 6iele unz
or6nung beieitige, natiirli1 6abur6,
baB er ben Oireftor ber faatli6 unters
fiibten 2omif9en Oper unb SRI. Ban
3anbt entldBt.
eolte man es fiir m6gli9 balten, ,baB
fi9 biefen roben 2unbgebumgen gege1
eill armes Mdb6en bor MQem bic afa=
bemif9e Sugenb ani6lieBt, bic bod
eigentli6 ettuas ritterli9ere 8efiible bas
ben follte! Die Suffice iagt beute, oaB
Elm 8olf, bas ii9 iiber berartige Sa6en
tDeit mebr aufrege als iiber Die tpi9tigs
iten politiiden Gragen, iebr nabe am
Mbgrunbe bes 0erfalles fteben miilje;
lie bdtte binsufasen f6nnen, baB cine
fol9e 9altung ber Sugeno aud nidt
quite 6ofnnngen fur bic 3ufnnft err
wedt. SIN llebrigen tperoen iolde
Worgdnge INNER mebr baau beitragen,
bic Sage bon Der @aitli9teit bon paris
au 5erlt0ren, iintemalen Der 6auptbor=
null ben man ber ameritanii6en Sdn=
germ ma6t, eben ibr Gbarafter als
Musldnberin lit. BON bieiem Gtanbz
punft aus betra@tet bat bic Sa9e tuirf=
li9 mebr als bloBe gouliiienbebeutuna.
(gefanntli6 1T ieitoem SRI. Yan 3an6t
r
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16

Ser Gbiniie Sung Nb Song, Der
i'm Suli einen 2anosmann errnor6ete,
it III San Mngela gu lebensldngli9er
3u9tbausbaft berurtbeilt iporben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16

6lei6em Wangen ieiner S9uefer bieB
ibn bic Grage ltnterbriiden, bic ibm
bereits auf ben 2ippen i6pebte. Greiz
li6, er tDubte ia, tpie bier Die Singe
ifanben. 9atte bieIer parpenu 1i1 biel=
lei9t auf benz Spa3ierritte neue &rdn<
fungen gegen feline @enablin erlaubt?
Ser iunge Baron ididte einen brobenz
ben Blid binu1ter 1t1o tpanbte fi9 bann
nit aufflammenoer3 3drtli9teit gu feiner
S6pefer.
@ugenie, id freue mid 10 iebr, Did
mieber3ufeben, unb Du q
Die iunge Grau 5wang ii6 su einem
2d6eln. Sd freue mid ia aud, Curt,
unenoli6 freue i6 mid! sic blidte
glei6falls binunter in's 8eitibul, aber
es Dar leer. Nrtbur muBte es bereits
berlaf1en baben. SIN beleibi9ten Stol5e
ri6tete fie fi6 pl6Blid bod auf. 2aB
uns gum Nater geben! @r tpartet!
Inter allen 8etppbnerm ber Berfop'>
f1en 8eiiBungen befanb li9 pieqeidt
nur ein ginaiger, oer ben 10 idb unb
beftig entbra1nten @treit atpil1en benz
gbef uno feinen untergebenen nod bon
elmer an6ern @eite tlabm, uno bieler
Cine tuar 9err Wilberg.
(Gortfesuns fOlst)
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16

- Ser gouberneur bat bem gice=
9ouperneur Gibbs teleerapbirt, mad
Putin gu fommen uno tpdbrenb ieiner
Nbneienbeit Die Siibrung Der @taats=
gefbdfte 5u iibernebmen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16
ssreie Wertbeiluna.

Bas 1T bic l1riade oes srobem Sulaufs in
5. aalteber &: Con apotbefe? Die freie Ser.
tbeiluns bon Strobe. .Glafden bon Dr. 8oianfo's
9nfen. nno 2ungen Shrup, bas popnldrfe
Seilntittel fiir Snfen, grfdltungen, S9ninb.
fudt uno 8rcn9itis i'm Marfte. @ep0bnlide
@robe so Gents mnb $l.0O.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16

Sn @aeo fonen bon iebt ab ale
Oroinan3en, oas Sonntagsgeieb, mel
DIES bisber elm tobter gu9itabe mar,
eingef6loRen, itreng onr6gefiibrt tuers
ben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16

st belt inne, fein Mtbemsus mar gu b6=
rem, @pannung, b66fe grregung auf
allen @eli6tern. - Limb leioer
bin i'd folder Starr getpelen, bas Sep
tere gu tudblen1, i9loB Surgenietu un6
aB melan6olii9 ieinen &albsbraten.
Weitere 6ragen fino ni6t an i'm geri6=
tet tporben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16
Bi6tis fit Nusipanberer.
@rcBe BreisermdBisuus in Der lleberfahrt.

Ser 1tnterseihnete ift erma6tist YaFaae.
fdeiue, freie 8efofisune einsel9lofTen, BON 8re.
men mad Gan Antonio fiir $34.15 fir eripah.
fene Yerjonen ausaufellen. Wfit 8efofiauna
big Netp gorf $25. ainber unter IL Sabren
3ablen bic Sdlfte.
Ser Yreis fir bic aeife bon Gan gntonio
mad @renaen betrast MIR nod einldIiebli6
freier 8ef0figung $40.35.
! Gerner 8iletS gu erniebrieten Ereifcn bon
Mnttperpen, 9abre, liverpool, Queenstown,
Sdpeben, Ddmemart anb sforipesen nod San
Antonio ur,b 3urid.
Ndberes su erfabrsn Bel
s. @rieienbed,
22,f ,tutp Hahage. Msent Gan Mntonto.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-04-16

Wer elm ansenebmes unb ii9eres
Mittel gegen grfdltungen baben min,
gebrau1e 9r. Muguf &6nig's
8 burger 8rufttbee.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Se,nes hing Of o Liar Hilsself:
Old Mark Pulisen. Of little rock, was
tried for stealing COW. His council
waved eloquent in his behalf before the
jury, you all know how upright and
honorable our friend is. We have all
broken bread together-yes, we have
all been drunk with him, and what is
it, my fellow citizens, that can rival
whiskey in bringing men close togeth-
er? He never turned hungry man
from his door. He has wept with
those who mourn, and has laughed
with those who were mirthful. Are
You going to send such man as that to
tho penitep tiary? Do you think that
such man could steal COW.
The old man became more and more
impressed as the lawyer proceeded
Tears rolled down his cheeks.
mo, gentlemen of the jury con.
tined the lawyer, ''such man As that
might shed his blood for friend, but
he could never be guilty Of stealing q
cow"
The old fellow to restrain himself,
sprang to his feet and exclaimed:
Boys, this man makes me feel like
| didn't steal the COW, shore nuff. /
am somethin O a liar myself, but it
makes me weep to see feller tell such
lie as our friend is doin' I'd blam-
ed sight ruther go the pen than to hea.
such lie. I did steal the ID COW
Now, jedge, put on your clamps"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

then, and had been 100 colder two
hours, before. With silk h'dk'f. ove1
our face to break the wind, we were de-
cidedly more comfortable than in one
Of our home sleigh rides.
Many make annual visits south in
the winter and return in April and
early May aud are not in as good
health two months afterward, as before
they left. They return too early from
a mild 10 a raw climate.
A Cincinnati physician visiting here
says: These winters are healthy if you
observe the following: "Live as much
out doors as possible, and keep your
mouth shut" Very good advice but
not practical. The women could moi
possibly--I'm off to look for tina,
Doctor.
FL. W,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29
q. G. RADCLIFFE,
Church Directory,

Reformed Church-Rev. II. Wissler, pas
tor. Weekly Lectures Tuesday evening"
Meeting Of Ladies' Aid Society every second
Wednesday evening Regular services by
appointment from the pulpit
Lutheran Church-Rev. w. c. Wire. pas
tor. Services. Sunday 10 A. NJ and $50 P.
NJ Sunday School, q p M. Prayer Meet
ing, Wednesday, Gas z. n.
Protestant Episcopal Churh-Rcv. Ern.
est McGill, Rector Services sunday, 10 A.
NJ and S.l5 r. N. Sunday School, 900 p
N.
Moravisn Church, (Mcchanicstown) Rev
g. Z L-nius, Pastor. Preaching every Sun.
day. alternating morning and evening"
Prayer Meeting every Friday evening. Sun
day School 9 O'Clock, u. IN.
Moravian Church (Gacehsm) Rev. c. C.
Lsnius, Pastor
Preaching every Sunday, alternating NOR
ming and evening.
Mite Society every Monday evening.
Prayer Meeting every Wednesday evening
United Brethren Churcll-Mitc Society
Secondhand Fourth Wednesday.
Sunday school p NJ.
Prayer Meeting every Thursday evening
Regular Services by appointment from the
pulpit.
Methodist Episcopal Church-Rcv. G. II
Berry. Pastor. Services every alternai.
unday xt 10 A. N. Sunday School y A. NJ
PRAYER Meeting every alternate Sunday at
PM.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29
THE WHIPPLE WHEEL HARROW
AND PTOW.

THE WHIPPLE WHEEL HARROW
AND PLOW.
I call special attention to this wonderful
Machine 1t is n most excellent tool and
can ne relied upon to do good and required
work under all circumstances. 1t is the Ma
chine farmers have been looking for for
many wears to put corn ground in perfect
nrd. r. for which it can be instantly set TO
work any desired depth. from one to nine
inches. Can be used with two or three
horses. l, is an excellent pulvcrizcr and
works equally well in light, stone OF clny
soil and can be used Ms corn cultivntor.
TIE SYRACUSE PLOW
the acknowledged best Plow in the world,
has ever been held in readiness to meet that
of any other make in competition trials AMI
has repeatedly demonstrated its superiority
in the following very essential particulars :
!.ightness of draft securing in IN, soil.
holding to the ground in hard and stony
land and facilities OF a'ju; ting un'ter all
circumstances. Also the
BALTIMORE OR ROLAND CHILLED
WOOD.BEAM PLOW, THE
FUNKSTOWN OR
SHEAR PLOW. THE WALLACE
OR LEBANON,
the leading plow of Pennsylvania.
THE HAGERSTOWN EMPIRE GRAIN
AND FERTILIZER DRILL
Every farmer knows the merits of this lead
ing Drill, although will mention few points.
The desired quantity Of grain and fertilizer
wanted to SOW can be instantly changed
while in motion by set levers. &c, and has
in connection perfect patent cut-eh, stop
ping the flow of fertilizer the moment the
shoves are raised. This is an improvement
that has long been needed and hard to owe,
come Lrrctof0re It Is the most durable,
strongest and simplest Drill ever sold.
Old Hickory Farm Wagon,
tubular iron axcl the strongest machine
made Wagon in the world
FRICK & co.
ENGINES. SAW MILLS, VIBRATORS.
Traction or Self-P,opclling Engines
especially.
HAGERSTOWN EMPIRE THRESHERS,
ENGINES. SAW MILLS, CORN
SHELTERS AND CLOVER
HULLESS.
The long looked-for perfect Clover Huller
can now be seen at my plnce, the Hlgers-
town Empire The Empire Steam Corn
Shcller ond Cleaner can shell from 500 ,a
1,ss bushels per day. The Young America
Corn and Cob Cnusbers. Feed Cutters and
Corn Shelters Slower Wind Engines ran
he used for running small machinery as well
as pumping water. The American Frui.
Evaporator, the most profitable Machine
that can he used. An opportunity for ev-
erybody to make money. Few implements
ran be SO continuously employed, beginning
with the early summer berries, vegetable
and fruits and extending its use through
the winter on fall crops. Green groceries
and fruit dealers can use the Evaorator to
marked advantage to save pcrishahle berries
and fruits wasting on their hands. Also
full line Hardwar;, Kitchenware, Woot'tn'
ware, Butch Knives, Fishing and Gun
ming Material. Also
A HONE FOR THE FARMER.
Boarding by month, dav or week. S,ab't
room for horses free of char eat
BENZ. F. STEWART 8,
Late of the firm of Stewart d Price.
Old Genital IEotfl Building,
aug Z 'e4M Frederick, Nd.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29
AYERS
Cherry Pectoral.

No other complaints are 20 inSidious in their
attack ~ those affecting the throat and lungs:
mono 50 triHeL with by the majority Of suffer-
sss. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
perhaps from . trining or unconscious ex-
posurs, 10 often but the beginning Of fatal
sickness. AYERS CHERRY PEcToRAL has
we'll proven It's efficacy in = forty years fight
with throat and lung diseases, and should bs
taken in all cases without delay.
A Terrible Cough Cured.
"Ip 1857 took severe cold, which affected
my lungs. had . terrible cough. and passed
nivht after night without sleep. The doctors
gave me W. l tried AYEK'S CHERkr PIC:
ToRAL, which relieved my lungs. induced
for the recovery Of my strength. by the
continued use Of tho PICTORIAL \ Eerma-
nent euro was effected. ] am now 6" years
old, hale and hearty, and am satisaed your
~ MoascK FAiKnHoruzz."
Rockingham, w., July Is, 1852.
Group. "A Mothers Tribute.
"While In the country last winter my little
boy. three years old, was taken III with Group;
1t sesn,ed As II he would die from strangu-
lation. Ono OF the family suggested the uso
Of AYERS CHERRY PEcTORAL, bottle OF
which was always kept In the house. This
was tried In small and frequent doses, and
to our delight in less than hRlf All hour tho
little patient was breathing easily. The doc.
tor said that the CNERky PICTORIAL had
saved my laring's life. Can you wonder Al
our gratitude? Sincerely yours,
Mrs EMMA GEDNEY."
40 West 1cSth st., New York, May 10. lea7.
"I have used Ayers CHERRY PEc1orAL
In nv family for several wears, and do not
hesitate to pronounce it the most enectual
remedy for coughs and colds we have ever
tried, A.. CRANE"
Lake Crystal. MIMI. March Is. 1882.
"Isutfered for eight years from Bronchitis.
and after trying many remedies with no suo-
cess, was cured BY the use OF AYERS CHKn-
nv i'EcrORAI. .I0sHrn WALDEN"
Eylalis, Miss, April B, lss:.
81 cannot say enough in praise Of AvEh'e
CHERRY PECTnRAL, believing M do thai
but for its uSe should long since have died
from lung troubles J.. EnAGpoH."
Palestine. Texas. April g. 1882.
No case Of nm affection Of tile throat OF
lungs cxists which cannot be greatly relieved
BY the use Of Ayers CHERRY PEcroRAL,
anil It will ai.cays c,re when tho disease 10
not already beyond tho control Of medicine
PREPARED NJ
Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., lowell, Mass.
Sold BY all Druggists.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29
To Live CircumspectIy In lSS,


Not poison your neighbor's bowling
cur.
Not to chew or be "chewed," treat or
be treated, drink or be drunk.
To keep holy the Sabbath day"
and to keep the other six intact, also.
70 keep your cold feet to yourself
To pay all bills and as many Of
your neighbor's Us possible.
If merchant, to weigh and measure
according to the scales Of justice and
the golden rule; to put the speckled
apple On top instead Of at the bottom Of
the half peck; to sell butter instead of
aTemargarine and to put an extra pota-
to or two in the bushel if the customer
is poor.
To subscribe for THE CLARION, if you
have not already done 40.
To go to bed early and early to rise.
and thereby grow wealthy to advsr-
tse.
70 do all that lies in your power TO-
ward wiping out the cat family, root,
branch and squalI.
To think of the needy sometime.
To never be instrumental in getting
up surprise party.
TO remember that people who live in
glass houses shouldn't throw brickbats.
To remember that kind words never
die.
To pay as you go and then you won't
owe.
To be hunting for the mote in your
neighbor's eye while your own needs
housccleaning.
To honor father and mother.
To keep out Of Jail and trouble.
To spend less and put the money
thus saved in your boot for a rainy dAy.
70 pay your corporation taxes with
out murmur.
To rid the house Of ants, reaches and
bugs, OF rats. mice. ''little unpleasant
ries" between yourself and the boss Of
the domicile.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Angry subscriber: Look here, l
don't want your paper sent to my
house any more, do you hereT "Yss,
sir bot where will you have it sents"
''Send it to hi sir. Clerk: "All right
and if you don't receive it on time you
will let IN know, Of course"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Ayers Sarsaparilla wonderfully i'm
proves the complexion. and brings to
old and young the bloom Of health
As a purifier of the blood it has no
equal.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Il am surprised, john said an old
lady when she found the old butler
helping himself to some Of the finest
old port. 80 am I, ma ma. thought
you had gone out" was the reply.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29
BALTIC. & q. V. RAILROAD.

BALTIC. 3 q. V. RAILROAD.
Trains leave Edgemont for Waynesboro,
Chsmbersburg and Shippensburg daily ex-
cept Sunday at 722sand II 40 A. NJ. and 7.4O
p. NJ. on Sunday at S.5oa. m. and 3 so p. NJ.
rrainslfor Edgcmont leave daily Shippens-
burg at $40 a. NJ and !. go and 325. p. N,
Chambersburgsat G IS A. NJ, l.55 and 400
r. NJ.
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MECHANICSTOWN n
FEMALE SEMIN AIRY

The Bird Session will begin
Sent. 10th. and end .yHnc 9th.
Terms for English course according to
grade for session $2O.--*2j.-$3O.
Music Piano or Organ per session S35.
Latin. French and SPECIAL VOCAL
CULTURE at special contract
Patrons will make their applications.
H,ving secured Prctpt esss whose a
eom,.lishmcntsand scholarly attainment COM
mand fire salary. will expect ali patrons
to comply with their contracts.
aug IA VIC WIRE.
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No matter how balmy the weather
is, topr's nose will always bloom.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Cheeks win in this world, especially
if the cheek is dlmpled and rosy.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

How to be happy-read your own
paper, and not your ne'ghbors.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

A near-sighted man can be in the
best health and look badly.
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Look after your wife; never mind
yourself, she'll look afte, you.
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BENJAMIN NF. STEWARDS,
Frederick, Md.

Plows, Harrows, Drills Fruit Evapora-
tors. Glover Hullers, Engines, Saw
Mills, Young American Corn
and Cob Crushers, Fodder.
Hay and Straw Cutters.
Cider Mills, Wagons.
&C., &c.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

A stump orator-dentists who talks
about himself
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Who has bad wife has purgatory
for neighbor.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Spare ribs-the scaled wives of Utah.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1885-01-29

Don't be too generous with your tenn
per. Keep it.
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HNE~a E5fo- working people: Send 10
k KScen,s postage, and we viii
60H SE mali Won FREQ 8 rUyal valua-

III 2sS Es,K hHI' YOU JTF8, IU3H1' EHIua'
Die SAM lie box of goods that will put you in
the way Of making mo money in few
days than You ever fought possible at any
business. Capital not ltquird. You can
live at h"me and W. rk at spare time OF ly,or
all the time. All of both sexes, of all ages
.randly success full 81 cents to s. easily
came d every evening. That all who want
work nav test the business, we make this
unparalleled offer: 70 all who are not well
SAITH We will send 81 to pay for the trou.
Bile OF writing us. Full particulars. dir'c-
tions, etc, s. n free. Immense pay absolute
" sure for m who start at once. Don't de-
Law. Address STINsoN d Co. Portland, Maine.
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Poplar trees are the most popular OF
all.