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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-04-15
Wanted-Lady Teacher

A lady teacher. of good qualifca-
tons, can find employment by apply
ing to Thos. Forstner, clerk in school
district No. 68, town of Sigel, Brown
county. MINI. All applications must
be in BY Wednesday, April Is, 1885.
For further particulars apply to
(Apr 1916 THos. FORsTNER,
Sigel, March 80, 1885 Dist. Clerk.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-04-15

Michigan went Democratic last week
by about 10000 majority.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-04-15

HllHNE For Sale or Rent-For particu-
AouDu lars enquire of
THEO. CRONE.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-04-15

Just received so pieces of dress ging-
ham. Standard Brands. Only 10 cts.
a yard at F. Kuetzing's.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-04-15

Kom(or)off is England's cry to
Russia.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12
.JOR PRINTING.

OWING to our superior facilities with the best
~ machine presses, an abundance of type and
first-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute all manner of JOB
PRINTING in superior style, and at prices that
will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality Of work and mate
rals. We have recently made reduction in
prices for the following classes ofwork, to which
we invite the attention Of business men:
BILL HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Half-sheet Bill Heads, ,..............S3.50 $500
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads ......... 2.25 $50
Sixth-sheet Bill Heads, ,........... 200 300
Monthly statements at same price Of sixth-sheet
Dill heads. We will fill an order for bill heads,
giving any desired number ofeither size Of sheet
at proportionate prices.
LETTER HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Commercial Note, 1925
racket NOte, 20 ooo
Letter (large size) e)........"..........3 300 500
For the above work we use a superior quality
Of paper, and guarantee entire satisfaction in ev-
cry instance.
We also give special attention to the printing
of Briefs, Arguments and Points and Authori-
ties, which we furnish strictly according to the
requirements Of the Justices Of the Supreme
Court, and in proof reading exercise the utmost
care to ensure accuracy.
We are prepared to furnish all other kinds Of
printing, from visiting card to a large volume,
and will be pleased to furnish estimates for any
style of work desired. Address,
xovemner 40 L. M. GRIsT; Is Y0rkville' s. &C. e.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

A PANICKY DoCToR.-There is a story
about doctor who was recently called to
fashionable lady at two o'clock in the morn
ing, and astonished his patient by asking
her, after brief examination, whether she
had made her will. He then advised her
to send for her lawyer and perhaps also her
pastor.
"Must die?" asked the lady.
IT am afraid So" was the reply.
'sHow much time do you give me:" asked
the lady, in despair.
"Well," said the doctor, ''if you treat
your family and yourself as you do now
there's no telling what will happen. If you
sleep when you ought to and use your judg-
ment you may be good for thirty years
more. ."-Boston Beacon.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

TAKE CARE OF FARM IMPLEMENTS.
Some one once drew a graphic pen picture OF
q mortal foe Of the farmer-one who labored
for his destruction by night as well as by
day. on Sundays, holidays and work days
alike. 1t was mortgage" that the writer
of the sketch wisely regarded as one Of the
most active enemies to the farmers purse
and peace Of mind.
There is, however, another agent for evil
quite as active, to be found on every farm.
It is known as rust. And although it annu-
ally destroys in the aggregate vast amount
of property, farmers too frequently neglect
to take measures necessary for Protectloh
from the ravages of this insidious foe. Hun
dreds of agriculturists are buying farm ma
chinery, which, if properly cared for, the
Forest, Forge a,ad Farm suggests, ought to
last at least ten years. Most of it will be
worthless in one-fifth of that time for lack
of little care.
A machine that is taken apart and prop
erly cared for when not in use, will no good
work years and years after its counterpart
has been thrown away by the man who had
the habit of leaving it unprotected. Then
the delays caused by broken machinery,
loose bolts, and rotten or twisted frames,
discovered just at the moment when the loss
of time means danger to the crop, more than
cOunterbalance any time, trouble, or eX-
pense incurred in properly putting away the
machine. The provident farmer Will al
ways clean and house his implements as soon
as the harvest is ended. Whenever the
paint on an implement shows signs of wear
ing off, it ought to be renewed. And when
tools and implements are housed they
should be placed just where they can readi-
y be found when again sought for.--,Scien-
fife american.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

1 still continue to give particular attention
to the MARBLE BUSINESS. have in my
employ first-class workmen, and with full
stock of the best qualities of Marble am prepar-
ed to furnish anything in that line, from plain
tombstone to the most elaborate monument and
at prices as low as can be obtained elsewhere.
F. HAPPERFIELD.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

WHAT MUST SHE BE.-"I believe I'll get
married and settle down. Iwish you would
look around and pick me out a wife, said
John Bingham, Dallas dude, to Mrs. Nor
ris. sIt -.
s'What sort of wife do you want 90
asked Mrs. Morris, who is very sensible
woman.
SIN the first place, she must be beautiful" !"
"What else?"
''She must be modest"
'sWhat else?"
'sShe must be musical and well educated" !"
anything else ?"
'sShe must be worth $780, 900 in her own
right"
"If that sort of a lady marries fellow
like you, she will have one other quallflca-
tion," said Mrs. Morris.
'sWhat is that ?'
'She will have to be crazy."-1sras 'Sft-
mas.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

A BUSINESS sTRANsACTIoN.-Sam Open.
heimer, of San Antonio, was one of the pas
sengers on the San Saba stage that was
robbed few weeks ago.
"Shell out your money, or off goes the top
of your head, >" remarked one of the robbers,
holding pistol under Sans nose.
''Three hundred dollars wash every cent
got so hellup me schiminy grashus."
"Han'm overU
Sam quickly did so, keeping back Sc.
"What are you keeping back them Sc
for?" mildly inquired the robber, pressing
his pistol against Sans head.
"Mine Gott, don't you let man take out
2 per cent. ven he advances money mitout
securities?" asked Sam.-ISras Syt02gs.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12
&c. SPENCER, Plaintiffs Attorney.

NOTICE TO ABSENT DEFENDANTS TO the De-
PENDANTS, A. Lawrence Smith, Mary c. Ham,
mel and Samuel V. Wallace: Take notice
that the summons and complaint in this ac-
ton was filed in the Office of the Clerk of
Common Pleas for York county, State of
South Carolina at York Court House, on
the 10Th day of February, 1885.
c. E. SPENCER, Plaintiffs Attorney.
Eahruary 10 s Rt
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

HE HAD SOMETHING TO BE GLAD Or
A young man married an East End girl,
who, after the manner of some fashion
able young women was somewhat slangy:
noticing some popularity about it, he re-
marked:
"Where did you get this, my dear?"
'sI made it myself" she replied proudly.
"No, you don't say? Why, didn't
know you could cook at ALL"
"Oh, yes, you bet, as cook, 1 take the
cake"
"Well, Pm glad you do," he responded,
wearily dropping his piece on the floor with
dull thud that Rocked the plastering of
clear down to the cellar.-Nercha7t Iror-
pIpT
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

~ $50 old Scrape-till is dead at last" OBJ
served David, from the interior of his even
ing paper; "oceans of money, too" "What
did he do with it?" queried Dora. "Oh
left There and there,'' said David. "That
scape-grace son gets quarter of a million.
Ifhe doesn't paint the town red now, then
Pm Canadian" "Ishould Think" unused
Dora, softly, as she helped herself to anoth-
er needlefu of silk, "I should think any
body with quart of vermilion might paint
town very red, indeed" David was SC
astonished that he put his paper in the fire
and laid fresh stick of wood in the very
center Of the plush-covered table.-Rock-
2d,aH Courier.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12
THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA.

COUNTY VI lOkk--CUuhf OF COhhUA fLEAS.
NJ. A. w. Smith, Plaintiff, against L. Lowry
Smith, as Executor of Samuel Smith, deceas-
ed, and also one of his heirs -at-law, S.
Avon Smith, Sarah F. Dulin, y. Lawrence
Smith, Mary G. Hammel, Emily r. Smith,
Elizabeth j. Hogue Eliza A. Hogue. Samuel
V. Wallace, Jane f. l.. Moore and Elizabeth
j. Smith, as heirs-at-law Of said deceased,
Defendants s-Amended Summons for Relief
Complaint not SerUed.
TO the Defendants above named:
VOU are hereby summoned and required to
i answer the Complaint in this action, which
is filed in the office of the Clerk of the Court
of Common Pleas, for the said County, and
to serve copy of your answer to the said
Complaint on the subscriber, at his office in
Yorkville, South Carolina, within twenty days
after the service hereof, exclusive Of the day OF
such service; and if you fail to answer the Com
plant within the time aforesaid the Plaintiff in
this action will apply to the Court for the relief
demanded in the Complaint.
IL. ST. JOSEPH +. WALLACE, G. G. G. PLS.
Dated Yorkville, S. c., November Is, A. d.,
1884.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12
Mnmaruus department.

SUCCEEDED TOO WELL-Now, said the
bride, "Henry, want you to understand
distinctly that do not want to be taken for
bride: l am going to behave exactly as
if were an old married woman. So dear
est do not think me cold and unloving if
treat you cold and practically when there
is anybody by. want you to behave like
an old married man."
The first evening of their arrival the
bride retired to her chamber and the groom
fell in with whist party, with whom he
the morning. His wife spent the weary
hours weeping. At last he turned up and
met his grief-stricken bride with the hila-
rous question:
"Well, amt doing the old married man
like daisy?"
She never referred to the subject again,
and every body knew after that that they
had just been married.-San Francisco
Chronicle.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

sa- The adage (and it is older than the
Christian era), no grass no cattle, no cattle
no manure, no manure no crops, is as true
to-day as when first spoken.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12
Centennial YEAR.
The Augusta Chronicle.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD.

TUyHE AUGUSTA CHRONICLE was establish
4 ed in 1855, but is still young, vigorous and
progressive, and fully up to all the requirements
tics honest and fearless in the advocacy of good
measures-the organ of no ring or clique it has
no friends to reward or enemies to punish. The
purpose of the CHRONICLE is to advance the
general good and support such measures as will
inure to the moral, social educational and mate
rial advancement Of the State and country.
The columns ofthe CHRONICLE are free from
the taint of sensationalism and the depravity en-
gendered by immoral publications.
Our telegraphic news service is full and COM
plete. The CHRONICLE contains an average Of
nine thousand words per day from the New York
Associated Press. This service is supplemented
by specials from our able and talented correspon-
dents at Atlanta and Columbia, who are indefa-
tigable in their labors to give readers the la
test news and the most interesting letters.
Our accomplished and brilliant associate, Mr..
JAMES R. RANDALL, Of the editorial staff,
sends our readers his graphic and interesting let
ters from Washington during the session Of Con-
gress.
The eCHRONICLE publishes the full telegraph
ic service of the New York Associated Press.
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The EVENING CHRONICLE is the largest
and cheapest Daily Paper in the South, as it pub
fishes all the telegraphc news, and all the news
of the morning paper, and is sent to subscribers
at $6 per year.
The WEEKLY is now a ten page paper, but in
April it will be twelve pages-S4 columns. 1t is
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n,,1 ,fotr St 0N1r NM ~
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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

aas- One of the hardest Of all crops ito
raise" in the financial sense, is q mortgage,
but it is easy to plant. The less one plants
the better
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

sa~ Hay water is great sweetener of tin,
wooden. and iron ware. In Irish dairies
everything used for milk is scalded with
hay water. Boil handful of sweet hay in
water and put in the vessel when hot.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12
CHE farn1 aud fireside.

WORKSHOP ON THE FARM.-A farmer
gives his opinion upon the matter IN the
following sensible talk:
How many farmers do we find that nave
not the ingenuity to repair rake or other
small farm implement. Were they brought
up on a farm? Yes. Well then why is 1t ?
Some may say they are Of that unfortunate
class of mOrtals that are not glfted "ltl
their share of ingenuity. This is a great
mistake if you will take the trouble to in
qiure of them what they spent their time
at when farming. Was their father farm
er? Yes, the best in the neighborhood,
they may say. Well, what did he employ
himself and boys at on rainy days? "Oh,
nothing; when it rained too hard to work,
we generally spent our time at the village
in the stores and tavern. You know that
bows want rest sometimes" Very true
but is there no other employment for boys
than at the tavern and stores:
Had the father had workshop with
selected lot of tools, would not those boys
have had some job for a rainy day, such as
q little car, sleigh or boat to make or repair =?
There are very few boys who do not have
such things to make. Thus by having a
small workshop, boys soon acquire taste
to handle tools, and tinker up many little
piaythings of their own.
When older the knOWledge galneu Will ue
of great service to them in making and re-
pairing implements on the farm: But
there are habits which are the ruin OF many
a promising boy; for where do we find a
village now in which there is not one or
more taverns, where the temptation ap-
pears to be strong, judging from the num-
bers we generally find in them getting spir-
ituous liquors to drink?
When will farmers learn to make their
homes attractive for their boys and them,
selves? A few good books, one or more good
agricultural papers, and last but not least,
Observation-Disclosures and Farmer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

R5e The farmer who lets everything go to
waste about him will generally be the one
who complains that farming don't pay"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12
AMUSEMENT HALL.
HUNTER & OATES OPERA HOUSE,
YORKVILLE, $. &.

TIME undersigned have fitted up public Hall
4 over their Store on Liberty street, in the
central part of town, and with stage, scenery
and all needed accessories, and seating capacity
of 400, offer the same for theatrical and other
tertainments for which the hall is adapted.
Professional Companies and Amateurs
Will find in our Opera House-the only public
hall in town-all the facilities requisite for the
conducting of theatrical and similar entertain
ments.
For terms and all other information, address
HUNTER Il OATES,
Yorkville, S. c.
January II ) 3m
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

vUyHE undersigned has taken the agency for the
sale of the THOMPSON PLANO, one OF the
best instruments in the market, and also for the
sale of the ORGANS manufactured by the Great
Western Organ Company.
The Pianos represent are in different styles,
both square and upright, full Il octaves, ana Pc
sides having all the modern improvements or the the
best makers, with highly ornamentcd case and
superior finish throughout, have also three
strings in the treble, and are thus nearly equal IN
tone and power to the Concert Grand. >,
represent ten styles of Organs, and can suit
any purchaser as to quality and price. If you
contemplate the purchase of an instrument
either Piano or Organ-do not buy until you con-
fer with can suit you With either Hsgu T,ar,,
instrument fully Warranted by the manufac
turers. There is no longer any excuse for paying
a fancy price for piano bearing the name OF
some old, aristocratic maker-which name is
usually the only thing to recommend it-when
YOU can buy one equally as good in every respect
for half the money. Correspondence invited,
and all information cheerfully furnished:
Miss XORAIDA INGOLD,
Yorkville, S. c.
November 20 Al II
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

BRICK FOR SALE.
TNIVE hundred thousand frst-class BRICK are
II offered for sale-3OO, 900 at McConnellsville,
and 2OO,O 600 at Lowrysville, on the c. & l.: n. G.
r. r. Any number of these Brick, in lots of
not less than $500, will be delivered on cars at
either place at $500 for salmon, $500 for salmon
and blue, and $500 for all blue per thousand.
Samples can be seen at the Stores of Capt w. b.
Smith, Glover; John R. Ashe Yorkville; Ashe &
Ashe, McConnelsville Hope, Lowry & Co.,
Lowrysvlle, and Heath, Crawford & Co., Ches-
ter. We will give discount for large lots on the
above prices.
w. n. ASHE, Jr., McConnellsville.
w. a. ANDERSON, Lowrysville
October l6 AZ If
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

@ There was a court-martial held on a
Young officer who had gone on spree and
had fight in bar-room: The bar pr,opri:-
etor was brought before the court and put
in the witness-box. The prisoner was placed
in full view. "Witness, do you recognize
the prisoner" eyes, your Honor, and most
Ofthe court "-.SCn Francisco Chronicle.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

A NEW CURE FOR DIR:
Delthil, of Paris, says the vapors of liquid
tar and turpentne dissolve the tibrinous eX-
udations which choke up the throat in Group
and diphtheria. He pours equal parts of
turpentine and liquid tar into tin cup ana
sets fire to the mixture. a dense, reslnous
smoke arises, which obscures the air III the
room. "rhe patient Immediately seems to
experience relief; the choking and rattle
stop; the patient falls into slumber and
seems to inhale the smoke with pleasure.
The fibrinous membrane soon becomes de-
tached, and the patient coughs up microbi-
cides, and entirely RECEIVERS in three days.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

sa~ Whenever farmer gets a labor saving
implement for himself, let him think if
something to save his wife from kitchen
labor cannot also besecured. Ifso, he might
postpone the day of his widowerhood.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

ANALYSIS OF SoIL.-The fertility of the
soil is governed by the proportion of fine
impalpable powder which exists in it, this
powder alone acting directly upon veg
eetable growth which it does by enter
ing the roots in solution with the water and
acids with which it comes in contact. Put
into large (about foot and a half long)
glass tube the soil to be examined, the sam
pie to be all the soil removed in digging a
hole two inches square by eightinches deep
in any part of the land to be tested, then
fill the tube half full of water and vigorous
ly shake the whole until the contents are
we'll mixed, and afterwards allow it to set
tie. The heavy grains sink first, layers will
be formed, the most fine and impalpable
being nearest the top, the amount of which
will of course govern the degree of the fer
tility of the sample, and an intelligent in
spection of the different layers will allow
any one to form pretty accurate analysis
of the soil from which the sample was ia
ken.-!Sdn Francisco Chronicle.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

FAST WALKING Horseshoe expe-
rienced in the management of horses tells
us that any colt may be taught to be fast
walker by little continued care in hand
ling. A fast walk in horse is the most
valuable gait that training can acquire. 1t
is valuable in plow horse, in a team horse,
and particularly so in driving horse.
Some horses will trOt along very well un-
til you come tc ascending ground, when you
wish to relieve him by letting him walk up
grade; he then falls into a slow, lazy walk
that is very trying to the drivers patience,
but well-trained walker steps off briskly at
the rate of four miles an hour, and the dri-
yer feels that he has been detained but very
little by letting his horse walk up the hill,
as he starts off at his usual trotting speed,
being relieved by the change of walking up
the hill.
Colts should be trained to walk fast before
there is any attempt made to improve them
in any other gait. Thismay be accomplish
ed by commencing very young, and leading
at walk by your side, urging additional
speed, little by little, without letting. it
break into trot; but this not to be contin-
ued long at time so as to worry or tire.
One or two short lessonsa day will soon show
a wonderful improvement; but after lessons
will be required to prevent relapse.-1Ti-
6uae and Farmer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

py Charley wanted to give Clara a Christ
mas present, but couldn't make up his mind
what it should be; so the next time ne call
ed he frankly told her the difficulty under
which he was laboring. "Want to make
me a present, Charleyn' Clara exclaimed
in well.disguised establishment. "Why,
Chrley, you forget yourself!" Charles took
the hint and offered himself on the spot.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

nss- An orchard which is so large that ma
nure cannot be had with which to fertilize
it is seldom profitable part of the farm.
1t pays to raise only so many trees as one
can raise we'll. We occasionally hear Of
good farmers cutting down a part of their
orchard so that they can put more manure
and more attention on the remainder.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-03-12

TRAINING TREEs.-As winter affords
more leisure for the farmer than any other
season, he should attend to his trees before
the rush of spring. There is no special time
to perform this work, but it is as we'll to
avoid aseverely cold spell of weather. The
most important point is to remedy the de-
feet known as forked tops. The branch in
clning nearest to the perpendicular should
be selected to form the leader, a feature
never to be overlooked, and all others cut
away. Better have too few than too many
branches. thus allowing free circulation Of
air and insuring better crop Of fruit.
A good rule is in relation to having the
branches emanate from the trunk in regu-
lar whorls of say three each, with about fif-
teen or eighteen inches space between, form
ing what might be termed an ''interdode."
In the earlier life Of the tree is the proper
time to perform all the training and trim
ming, as the wounds being then compare
lively small, will quickly heal, and the
shoots yield more readily to treatment than
when grown to large size. Bear in mind,
tree properly cared for when young be
comes doubly valuable at bearing age.-N.
Y T1iJ1D1P