The Nevada picayune., 1885-06-04
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 In Texas there is always some. body to steer man to q cattle ranch.
 The Indian, always bad enough, is worse with white blood in his veins.
 Tho strength of a printed argu. ment does not depond upon its tal. ic type.
 New York is becoming mixed over the question of mixed insur ance companies. States lave floating indebted. ness. Individuals find it difficult to make their deots float.
 Experience enables one to get away from bad hunter. Exper- fence is deer teacher.
 Hsteafter patent insides will be excluded from Mississippi Press Association excursions.
 Thos. Mast IS ore of tlse fcw .ar- lists who does not ilatter himself in drawing his own picture.
 Rose CoghlaD has sold her her- ses. She cannot support stable and a Boston husband both.
 There are lots ..of nice summer resorts. All man wants is a little time and money to enable him to resort.
 Sharks have been known to fol- low steamers for miles when law yers were on board.
 A Texas poet has been born wri- ting "Rehections on Spring." This is too previous. Give spring chance.
 The American critic is too thor ough. He cannot bring up Poe's genius without bringing sp his dennjohn.
 It is believed that it is constant smoking of strong tobacco that has softened the brain of Alfred Ten nyson,
 Parliament is discussing the IT, ish crime act. A little disscussing of English crimes against the Irish would do good.
 The Mann Boudeir Car is also for ladies, and not for Mann alone as Lucy Stone surmised when she first heard the name.
 The Nevada Picayune, a name- sake of ours, is as honest as it is bright and interesting. It gives credit for that which it takes from others.
 H. Clay Lukens, the editor of the barber's Gazette, is bald. headed man. In that respect he is like the barber who always wants to sell you sure remedy for mak. ing the hair grow.
 The latest battle at Corinth, Miss, has been prohibition against rum. and rum had to fall back. Corinth now has prohibition vigilance committee. and the stranger who has drink there will have to take it with him.
 Beer by any other name will taste as bitter and muddle as effectually. In Iowa the saloonists are selling ''hopine," and tn ough nobody can taste any difference from the pro. hibited article, the stubborn juries will not convict those who sell it. The standing toast in Iowa is Here is hopine we may get more.'
 Merchant traveller: "One of the most humorous things which has { come to the public lately was a re- can't statement made by Rev. Robt. Collyer before the Language Club, of New York, that ministers knowing long sermons were dis pleasing, never displeased in that respect,'
 ''The cash in the Uni ted States Treasury was counted, and found t,co ceats short. Turn the rascals out.'-Cincinnati Commercial Ga zette. Men have been turned out for less than two cepts and there is no chance for political capital on a sum of that size.
 There will be for few days great demand for the revised Old Testament. Everybody--like the old man who searched Dr. John sons Dictionary for bad words will want to see how the revisers have handled some of the naughty stor. ies of the inspired volume. After