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The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1885-05-28

Next week being commencement week,
nv Skating Rink will be open every day
from six to Sp. In. o. j. MOORE
Music LEssoNs.-For instructions on
| the Violin, Flute and Guitar apply to
| Julius Poppe or at Fants Book Store.
Violins and Guitars repaired at reasona-
BILE prices. 46-
Ice! Ice! Ice! A full supply Of
please send for their supplies before 6
| O'Clock p. m., at Which hour the store
will be closed. c. A. REED.
Wilhltes' Arctic Soda Water still better
than ever, and still improving. They
have just added new Syrup-the ce!e-
brated New Orleans Mead-which is tue
popular drink wherever known. The
best you ever drank. Go and try it.
| Twenty-Five tickets for one dollar.
For nice Hats, Shirts, Cottonades and
Cassimeres, cheap, so to g. T. Jones 4 Co.
John E. Peoples has. OH hand three
Horses for sale which Call bo bought on
| time. 45-2
MS- Choice Timothy Hay, Buggics and
Bran sold cheaper by Welch than any
body else,in town. Warehouse on Depot
street. 36'l3
Ayers Sarsaparilla has such conccn-
trated, curative power, that it is by far
the best, cheapest and surcst blood puri
tier KNOWN. sGa
For beautiful Calicoes, Muslins, Dress
| Goods Ginghams and everything new
and pretty go to G. F.cJone:-.S Co.
C. #. Jones & Co. have the prettiest and
| IL, ,nnoot White Touna and N0iOSO0k IN
| be found in the city
Reed IL Stephens have just received a
large quantity of celebrated Columbus
made Buggies, and always keep in stock
all styles and grades OF Homemade and
which they sell on time until Fall on ap-
proved paper. Call on Mr.. A. S. Stephens
ut their Factory, Main Street, South of
Square, before you purchase and get his
prices, and you will be paid for your trou-
Bile. They have also added to their work
| ing force three expert Northern work
men-a Blacksmith, Painter and Trim
iner. Send them your repairing it you
want it done with dispatch and in neat
manner. Mr.. Stephens, who is all expert
workman of twenty-five years expert
ence,4 overlooks all the work before it
leaves the shop. a.
Badness may be avoided by the use. Of
Halls Hair Renewer, which prevents the
falling out of the hair, and stimulates it
to renewed growth and Iuxuriance. 1t
also restores faded or gray hair to its
original dark color, and radically cures
| nearly every disease OF the scalp.
When you 90, to Grecnvillc to buy gro
ceries, you will find r. g. Alien T. Bro.
| in their New Store. four doors above their
| old stand. 43-
Lime.-One car load of best lime
just received by G. A. Reed, who expects
to keep full supply on hand hereafter.
No trashy goods advertised cheap; but
for the best goods, lairest dealings and
lowest prices for everything, go to G. F.
Jones d Co.
Ladies, If you want to see large and
beautiful stock Spring and Summer Dry
| Goods, Notions, 20 to G. +. Jones 81 Co.
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Every one should visit c. T. Jones &
Co. g store 1t is full to overlowing with
beautiful goods, and they sell as low as
any house in the up.country.
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The Female Seminary Commencement.
Gen. Aver has kindly furnished us
with the following programme OF the
Commencement, exercises of the Ander-
son Female Seminary:
The Annual Commencement exercises OF
the Andersen Female Seminary will begin
on Monday night, June 1st, with an Art
Levee, ,5held at the Presidents residence,
to which the patrons and friends OF the
Seminary are cordially invited. A good
deal of the art work done by the pupils
has been sent off to distant friends as
presents, and therefore cannot be obtain
ed for exhibition on this occasion, but as
far as possible everything done in the Art
Department this session will be placed
for exhibition and examination on Mon
day night.
On Thursday night, in the Baptist
Church, the Primary Department will
sing in a little Cnntata called "Faith, !,
Hope and Charity" which will be follow
ed by an address from Rev. T. P. Bell to
the E1ochean Society, after which there
will be some music and awarding ofmed-
ais to the young ladies who, in the opin-
ion of the judges selected for this purpose
by the President, have given evidence Of
best progress in painting and drawing
during the session. Among the Art pu-
pills at the Seminary are quite number
of the teachers and ladies living in the
city, but none Of their work will COM
pete for the medals; only that done by
the young ladies who arc regular pupils in
the school.
On Friday morning there will be the
usual exercises at the Church, consisting
of the reading of the reports Of the stand
ing OF the young ladies during the session
in their classes, etc. To these exercises
the President respectfully urges the st
tendance of the parents and friends Of the
pupils.
On Friday night Judge Logan E. Bleck-
ley will deliver all original poem, the
essays of the graduates will be read, and
diplomas will be awarded the young
ladies who have secured them. To these
exercises the public is respectfully In
vited.
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MISS SALLIE BOWIE

rs again in the MILLINERY BUSI-
i NESS, and has OH hand an entire
New Stock Of Millinery Goods of the la
test styles and fashions, which she offers
Cheap for Cash. While shopping in An
derson do not fail to give her call at, No.
2 MASONIC BUILDING.
March 10, 1885 Sc 3m
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The Light Running
N EW HO M d
NOTICE..
A Chance for an Enterprising
Man.

THE undersigned offers for sale the in.
J. terest of the late DR.. w. G. Brown
in The Taylor & Cox Steam Fire
Extinguisher Co., consisting of one
fourth interest in the Patent for the same.
Also, one-fourth interest in the manufac-
ture of the Eureka Gin Saw Filler
for the duration OF the Patent for the same.
Also, one.fourth OF Stock on hand, con-
sisting of Iron Piping, Valves and general
Fittings. Also. over 200 Gin Whcts man
ufactured and ready for delivery.
it, there is fortune in these inventions.
To be sold cheap, and on easy terms.
For full particulars as to the profits /,
stock, &C., apply to
MRS. a. L. BROWN, Executrix,
Bolton, SC.
April 80, 1885 ~
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1885-05-28
BLANKETS AT COST.

A FEW pair of those Fine Blankets,
IL and a few pair of Common Blan
kets for sale at COST for cash. Call soon,
if you do not wish to lose o bargain.
A. B. TOWERS
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Ladies, If you want to see large and
beautiful stock Spring and Summer Dry
Goods, Notions, 20 to G. T. Jones IL Co.
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THE STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
COUNTY OF ANDERSON.
COJvRT OF COMMON PLEAS

Z. C. Long, Plaintiff, against Francis Moore, Sarah
Elod. Caroline Murphy, Jefferson B. King, Fam
ME Williams, Sarah Cason, Dora King, John
King and Noah B. Moore, Defendants.
mons for Reliet-C5nplaint not Serred
Caroline Murphy. Jefferson B. King, Fannie G.
Williams, Sarah Cason, Dora King, John King
and Noah B. Moore:
yIOU are hereby summoned and required to an
swer the complaint in this action, which
is filed r the office of the Clerk Of the Court
OF Common Pleas, ut Anderson C. H., S. c.,
and to serve a copy of your answer to The said
complaint on the subscriber at his office, Ander.
son sc, within twenty days after the service
you fail to answer the complaint within the time
aforesaid, the paintifin this action will apply to
the Court for the relief demanded in the complaint
Dated Anderson, S. Co. May 1st, A. D. 1885.
i. w. LONG,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Inr,.1l M Tn1nn1 l. ccn
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No trashy goods advertised cheap but
for the best goods, iairest dealings and
lowest prices for everything, go to G. F.
Tppo q M
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1885-05-28

= The longest legitimate word in the
English language is disproportionable-
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1885-05-28

Lime.-One car load of best lime
Just received by G. A. Reed, who expects
to keep full supply on hand hereafter.
The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1885-05-28
Mt Moad d Is, lssdsy

iced drinks are in demand now.
Court conyenes at Pickens next Mon-
/:
Solicitor Orr spent several days in nthe
city last:week.
The South Carolina State Press Associa-
: tionsw will meet in Greenyille this year
Mai. Dehon,: General; gent Of the Ne'es Ne rs'
I ana so,sIc,, was in the city last week.
What has become; ST the base ball club sa' {
The boys 81 should keep the ballin notion.
rBs drinlmmers ia say ii business does not
improve they y y y have TO stop travel-
ing. ssE:s 81
he Rev. Sam; Jones e toll the chastaT
noaga people that dancing is hugging 70
music -.
;SSegetal of our lawyers are in attend.
! ance npon the Supreme Court at Column
:biat this week y.
If You are needing any job printing
! ! send send ns you. order. Satisfaction, guaran.
teed, end prices as low, as the lowest.
The average small boy IS longing for
I the time to come; when he can "go in
waship, !, and have his back all blistered
up.
The Chief of Police has his eye on your
premise BE sure to keep them clean
and purified A little lime won't cost
mnch.
II does no good to BIT down and croak
and groWi about the DIM times. Work is
! 1 nsightygcod remedy for dull times and
the blue.
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propriate funeral services on the occa-
sion.
The Greenyills New, of Sunday says:
s"The neighborhood OF upper Anderson
In which the poisoning case recently mar.
rated in the Mers occurred, has been much
excited by the incident. Popular senti-
ment unanimously centered on the color
ed man Gaillard as the person guilty Of
the poisoning. 1t was found impossible
to obtain evidence to make his conviction
likely in a court, and he was therefore
not arrested. 1t was determined, how
ever, that he should remain in the neigh
borhood no longer, and Friday he was
visited in broad day light by committee
of citizens consisting OF thirty colored
and twenty white men. They instructed
and advised Gaillard that he would pro-
mote his personal interests and safety by
becoming scarce, within twenty-four
hours. Gaillard's wife produced a shot
gun and; threatened the raiders with it,
but her husband was more philosophical
and promptly adopted the suggestions
made to him. He has already departed
for parts unknown
One of the growing enterprises of An
derson ia the buggy and carriage manu-.
factory of Messrs. Reed & Stephens, on
South Main street. Since this firm first
started in Anderson, their business has
increased year after year, their buildings
have been enlarged, and new machinery
added, until now it is one of the most
complete establishments Of the kind in
this section Of the State. Mr.. Stephens
the senior member of the firm, has had
twenty five years experience RS a practi-
cal workman himself, and every piece OF
work put up in the establishment is
closely inspected by him, which is guar
antee that nothing but the most substan-
tial work is sent out. The phntons, bug
gies and wagons built by this firm are
scattered all over the upper section of the
State, and wherever used they have given
entire satisfaction. A gentleman re-.
marked in our presence the other day
that he had been using pheton manu-.
factured by them for ten years, and would
not to-day swap it for one made in West
ern establishment. If any of our readers
contemplate buying vehicle Of any kind,
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25
Decisions judiciairees concer"
nant les jOurnaux.

10. Toute personne qui retire
un journal du bureau de poste,
qu'elle ait souscrit on nom, que CO
journal soft adress6 a SOB nom GU
a celui dun autre est responsible
du Placement.
20. Toute personne qui %renvoit
un journal est tenue de payer tous
les Averages qu'elle dot sur abon-
nement GU autrement, p6diteur
peut continuer q le lui envoyer JUS
qua ce qu'elle ait pave. Dams CO
cas-, l'abonne est tenu de donner en-
outre lie prix du Placement de l'abon-
nement quill al: retire on non lie
journal du bureau de poste.
80. Tout abonn6 peut etrs pour
suivi pour Advancement dams lie dis
trict Oh le journal Sc public lors
meme quill demeurerait a DIES cen
taines de lieues de Get endroit.
40. Les tribunanx ont decide que
le fat de refuser, de retirer un
journal du bureau de poste, GU
de changer de, residence ct de lais-
ser accumuler les num6ros a Pan
cienne adresse, constitute une pre-
somption ct une preuve prawG
facie d'intenlion de fraude.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25
TDe la P0trle de Montreal
La canne-t0rpille.

Inventee depuis quelques mois,
cette came Irresistible Went d'etre
experimental devant une reunion
de savants ct de-. .dompteurs.
A cote de la came torpille, la
came 6p6e,l la canne-sabre, la came
poignard, la canne-projectile, la
canne-revolver, la canne-massue,
ne sont que des sticks inoffensifs,
de simples badines.
&c nouvel engin, que je recon-
mande a notre spirituel confrere
ct grand collectionneur de cannes.
Aur6lien Scho]l, SO compose dun
apparel electrique ayant la forme
dune canine de la longueur dun
metre, &c baton est terrible2et assez
l6ger ct non sans elegance. Sa
puissance destructive GU r6pressi-
We est prodigieuse.
Voici, du reste, les curieuses ex-
p6riences qui viennent d'etre faites;
trois lions, successivement touches
par Ia came 6%lectrique, ont recul6
en- tremblant; I'm tlgre enorme a
etc absolument 6tourdi; un Gle
plant a vacille sur ses pieds de
bronze CONNIE une muraille qui
s'6croule; eafn un boa est rest6
paralys6 durant six heures. En-
revanche un ours de Sib6rie q
mieux resist6. Mails sous quelques
coups de baguette il q fni par SO
coucher, immobile ct confus COM
me sill await recu une voice de
bois vert.
FULBERT DUMoMTEIL.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25
chAre au Occur de notre Divin Sau.

chere au Occur de notre Divin Sau-
veur.
Tiles sont les matieres importan-
ties, %ven6rables ct bien-aim6s freres,
qui ont attire notre attention pen
dant le Concile. L'objet multiple
de nos deliberations a etc le meme
que celui qui a occup6 l'Eglise ct
ses pasteurs depuis les premiers
iours des Ap0tres-savoir: l'exten-
sion du royaume de Dieu, l'6tablis-
sement de l'Eglise du Christ, Ia
realisation plus parfaite de CO su-
blime verset "gloire . Dieu au
plus haut des cieux ct paix sur Ia
terre aux hommes de bonnie volon
t6" en- ~r6pendant a r6tranger, avec
plus d'abondance les b6n6dictions
de la religion ct les graces de la
redemption. L'esprit de notre l6-
gislation nest pas de vous impo-
serdes fardeaux gu des restrictions,
mails au c~ontraire d'augmenter ct
de garantir LA libert6 des enfants
de Dieu." lie sentier du devoir
ct de la vertu est clairement mar
que ct trace, non pas de mani6re 3
restreindre votre libert6, mails q
vous procurer le bonheur Temporal
ct 6ternel.
Et m%aintensnt, nous vous 6cH-
vons ces chooses, atm que vous par
tagiez notre sollicitude, que tous
nous puissions nous 6crier dun
seul occur: "Que votre Royaume
arrive" ct que nous mettions tous
achievement la main q TGuvre pour
Reimbursement ct l'extension du
Royaume du Christ. Acceptez
ces enseignements avec un esprit
de Submission ct d'amour, CONNIE
venant de occurs remplis d'afec-
ton pour vous ct enforcement de-
voues a votre service. R6jouissez-
nous, ainsi que notre Divin Seigneur
en- les mettant fd6lement en- pratt
que. Et puisse les b6nedictions
du Dieu Tout-Puissant, Pere, Fills
ct st Esprit escendre u vcus en-
abundance ct lemeurent touJours
en- vOus.
Donn6 a Baltimore, au Concile
Pl&nier, lie septieme Jour de Dc
cembre. dams lann6e de Notre
Seigneur 1884.
En- son nom propre ct au nom
de tous les P4res.
JAMES GIBBoN.
Archeveque. de Baltimore ct
D6l6gu6 Apostolique.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25

C'est la seule ligne sous une seule adj
ministration entire st. Paul ct Chicago, ct
c'est lie chemin de fer lie mieux equine de
tout lie Nord-O Quest. C'est la seule lignt
ayant des chars-dortoirs de Pullman
aiinsi que des chars palais CONNIE fumoisr,
ct qui passe par Ia fameuse route du bord
du feuve, route qui longe les rives du lac
Pepin ct du superbe Mississippi, sur une
grande distance avant d'attelndre Mil
waukee ct Chicago. Ses trains CORES
pondent avec ceux des lignes du nord, d
la Grande Care C%entrale, q st. Paul. Pas
de- engagements de- chars d'aueune elasse,
entire ST. Paul ct Chicago. cette c~ompagnie
tient maintenant les plus beaux chars.res-
taurants du monde, pour le service entire St.
Paul ct Chicago. Pour billets de passage
complet, pour horaires ct autres inform
tions, s'adresser a aucun agent de billets,
coupons du Nord- Quest.
s s.. MERRILL, A. v. 81 CARPENTER,
Directeur Gent. Agt Gent es Pass
r. CLARK, GEO. Fl. Hartford,
]. Surin't. Gent. Asst Agt.Gen. des Pass
Milwaukee, Wis.
w. H. DIXON, Agent Gent des Pssa-
gers pour 10 Nord-Ouest, st. Paul
Minnesota.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25
VARIETIES.

Baptiste, as-tu porte la lettre au
capitaine?
-Oui, monsieur.
Comment va-t-il?
Tres bien!. 9. mails quel dom
mage quill soft 81 aveugle que Ga!
Comment ayeugle, est-ce que
tn es fou
-Dame! monsieur, pendant que
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25

La Gle colossus a lou6 derneire-
ment le magnifque block neuf q
cling 6tages, portant les numeros
.24&26 South First Street
juste en- face Ia grocerie de
z. Demeules & Gle,
pr s du nouveau UNION DEPOT
ct du BRIDGE SQUARE, pour
en- faire lie plus grand march6 q
viande de la vile ct de tout
POuest.
Vous trouverez Ia en- abundance
toutes les viandes fraiches des
m eilleurs qualities;
A des prix 25 pour cent
meilleur march6 que partout all
leurs.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25
Pork
BeOuf
MOutOn.

Cotelettes, graisse, saucisses de
toutes sortes Epaulles jambons,
etc, etc.
Cest le plus waste entrepot q
viande de POuest.
Ne manquez pas de visiter Get
Establishment, vous aurez q souhait
ct a votre govt. On coupe ct de-
coupe tous les morceaux que vous
voulez.
N'oubliez pas que les pr1x sont
bien audessous que dams tous les
autres marches q viande de la vile.
Alressez vous q IN. Beau
dette, un DIES employees du comp
toir, ct vous aurez satisfaction.
e.. .# 70.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25

oA0AAS 49,
vons nous defer ct WELLER a CO que
le fardeau de nos missions locales
rendre notre zele 6troit ct lui fasse
perdre son caractere de catholique.
II y a des centaines de millions d'a-
mes dams les regions payennes on
la fol ma pas encore pen6tre,
ct la condit1tion de ces
ames est un appel cons
tant q la charlie de tout occur vrai-
mentv chr6tien. Parmi nos propres
tribus indiennes, envers lesquelles
nous avons une spediale response
bilit6, il Y en- a encore plusieurs
dams les tenebres de l'idolatrie, ct
nos missions parmi nos milliers
.d'Indiens Catalogues dependent
6galement sur notre charlie pour
leur maintien. Bien plus, outre les
six millions de notre. population de
noirs, il y a encore une waste null
titude qui ont fortement besoin de
INSTRUCTION chr6tienne ct DIES la
beurs du missionnaire; etil est evil
dent que dams les dioceses pauvres
Oh on les trouve pour la plupart, il
est bien dif6cile de leur procurer
les soins ct laide don't lis ont be-
soin, sans la g6n6reuse co-op6ra-
ton de notre peuple catholique DIES
localities plus prosperes. Nous
avons done press6 Establishment
de la Soci6t6 de la Propagation de
la Fol dams chaque paroisse odelle
nest pas encore etablie; nous avons
aussi ordonn6 gu une collection an
nuelle soft faite dams tous les dioc6-
ses pour les missions etrangeres ct
les missions parmi les Indiens ct
les Negres Nous avons agi de la
sorte, mus par lie sens intime du
devoir, ct nous avons la confance
que notre peuple 81 noblement
doue des qualities du occur, ne re-
gardera pas cette collecte annuelle
en- favour des missions, en- general,
CONNIE un fardeau, mails au con-
traire, CONNIE une opportunite que
nous lui ofrons de co-op6rer dams
une oeuvre qui est particuli6rement
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1885-02-25
ECEo OH L'DUE,ST.

j'6tais Ia, il ma dit: aOht tenez-vous
done votre chapeauY II ne le vo-
yait pas. ct pourtant je l'ayais
sur 10 tete.
Imbecile!.. 81.
oh /! monsieur, e n'aurais ia
mais os6 le dire, mails je Iavais
pens6.
Un boheme dot une assez forte
somme q son propri6taire.
"Tenez, lui dit celui-ci, je suis
bon homme: je vous abandonne
Ia Motto de ma cr6ance.
-Je ne veux pas etre en- reste
avec vous, r6pond aussitot le bohe-
me, de son air le plus digne. ct
j'abandonne l'antre Motto!
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-12
Knew he was Appreciated.

A San Francisco paper tells of we'll
known member of that community now
dead, who, when State Senator, was en-
gagged in some very radical measures
which sorely cut into many people
whom he thought were in need Of re-
form. They abused him thoroughly,
but in his honesty he maintained the
the fight strongly. A friend Of his
from the city visited HIM in Sacramen-
to while the measures were pending.
We'll, what did they say of me IN
San Francisco p
They don't speak very well of you. ,
'What did they say about me ?
That's what I want to know
We'll, they say very rough things Il
bout you. don't care To-
Speak it out. Tell me how they
talk
They call you liar, a scoundrel, a
thief, an ignoramus, an idiot-every-
thing they can think of that's bad
'Ah,' said the Senator, rubbing his
hands in glee, and chuckl;ng in perfect
enjoyment, they feel me, my boy, they
feel me =
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-12

The bill collectors work is always
dun before he gets his pay.
The young man who gets smitten
with girl often gets the mitten, too.
No part of mans anatomy will
stand so many severe blows us his nose.
a man in Jail at New Bedford as a
common drunkard has fallen heir to
S6S,0OO.
John Edwards who began set type
on the Portland AdrertiSer in 1916,
claims to be the oldest printer in New
England.
A woman who thinks for herself is
weak but q woman who thinks for a.
mother is decidedly strong.
'Have you any 'home ties p asked
young lady.of young man whose APP
pearance Indicated dissipation. oh,
yes (hic), home ties, lots of 'em; got
MISUNDERSTANDING.
The new waiter at the Chatham
street restaurant asked Billy Maglory,
who was just about to tackle beef
steak. Are you supersti;ious p No;
why do you ask p 'I've got no partic-
ular reason except that you are the
thirteenth man that used that napkin
to-day
Ex- Governor Smith, of Georgia, hay
ing said that he had seen Henry Ward
Beecher dining rec emily, was asked
whether the man of God seemed hearty.
Henry p replied the Georgian. why
if he had been at the miracle on the
mount there wouldn't have been any
baSketfuls left
Women have happy facnlty of ut
tering pleasant things of each other.
why dear, said one to friend, do you
know that young Smith and Laura
Jones haye quarreled, and now great
gulf separates them p Yes replied
the other, they are in the same position
as ber ears. A great gulf separates
them too
A young Yorkyille physician, who
has just established himself and has
very little practice, is noted for his
braggadocio. One of the older physic-
ians meeting him on the street, recently,
asked him how he was coming on. I've
got more than can attend to- was the
boastful reply. Il had to get out of my
bed five times last night why don't
you buy some insect powder = asked
the old doctor.