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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the
reach Of medicine, They often say, "Oh, il
will wear away" but in most cases it wears
them away. Could they be induced TO try
the successful medicine called Kemp's Bal
sam, which we sell on a positive guarantee to
cure, they would Immediately see the excel
lent effect after taking the first dose. Price,
so cents and u. Trial size tree. Sold by
DR.. 7. J. Casper, druggist.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Sam Jones is only thirty-eigbt years old,
but he is not a "boy-praacber.' He has
made, by Il grace of God and his straight
way of sIamm,ng at sIaners, 10000 con-
verts with tnr ast a.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

The republican postmasters in Ohio need
not be afraid they will be decapitated on
the ground Of Offensive partnership for
voting their party ticket this fall. Their
past records on that ground are no doubt
all on file in the proper pigeou-holes at
Washington, and are sufficient
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

somehow the mugwumps are not heard
oi as loudly rs they used to be-. Carl
Schu,a aud @. William Curtis are fading
into prehistoric myths
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

SPRINGFIELD PUHlIsHlNG CO..
SPRINGFIELD. O.
REPUBLICAN, STATE TICKET.

GoSe..".i
JOSEPH B. FORAKER,
o. Hamilton County.
Lieutenant Governor:
RoBERr P. KENNEDY,
OF Logan County.
supreme Court Judge,
(Long Teru)
THADDsUs A. NISsHALL,
OF Ross County.
Supreme Court Judge,
(ShOrt TERM
WILLIAM T. SPEAR,
OF Trumbull Co.
State Treasurer
JoHs C. BRows,
OF jefferson County.
Attorney General;
JACOB A. KoHLER,
OF Summit County.
Board of Public Works,
WELLS S. JONES,
OF Pike County.
Common Pleas Judge;
JOSEPH W. O'NEALL,
o. Warren County.
tate senator
THOMAS J. PRISGLE,
OF Clark County.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Try Ayers Pills, and be cured. Misery is
a mild word to describe the mischief to body
and mind caused by habrual constipation.
The regular use OF Ayers Cathartic Pills, in
mild doses, will restore the torpid vscera to
healthy action.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

the past few days in Obtaining the sentiment
OF each { mily of the Fifth ward on the
mixed school question. Frank thiuks il is IN
outrage that over a Dc zen culOred children
shoud be allowed to attend the D,bert
building.
A local sensation promises TO burst in the
near future which will sett the city tetcrng on
the jail hill and on pivot from Lrgonda to
Strng'own. Tie bomb shell will he in the
shape OF few words Of ,estm ny of wit
ness, who will appear in a case, which will
come up in court in "A few weeks.
"Peg," the newsboy at the Arced,, lad
q Graeco-Roman wrestling match with nm an'-
tagonist twice his size at the Arcade depot
yesterday. Instead of the big fellow taking
down peg or two. the match came out the
other way.
A Springfield man may be relied on to be
intensely patriotic to the fair fame OF his
birthplace wh.rrver he msy be. An
amusing instsnc" Of this took place during
the recent excursion OF the Plug Hat brigade
to Cincinnati. While the Bi. Six taud WIS
playing opposite the Enquirer Office on Vine
street, Plug Halter, iaboring under the in
tluence Of some au'i-prohihtiun fluid,
mounted the curbstone for the avuwed pur-
pose of tell ng the crowd something about
Sprir gf'ld
"ies, sir; by ged sir. We're ON
Springfield" he gssped; "the largest city of
the came size and population in the
state, sir. A city, sir, without
parallel in Ancient Rome rs. sir;
that band, sir, is the Brg Six band, the hnes,
band OF its size in the state, sir. Those gem
tlemen in the plug hats are from Springfield
sir. Finest gentlemen in the s'ste, sir.
Springfield has more republicans living on
every square inch OF her territory, sir, than
I any place in the state, sir. By CAD, sir, re-
publicans grow wild in Springfield, sir. You
ought to transplant some Springfield rspuh-
licaps into your measly old Cincinnati, sir, and
If they had half a chance in ten years you'd
have such a big republi an majority that the
man who constituted the other party would
meet and organize himself into a meeting TOR
the purpose Of making a motion that the
election be made unanimously. That's the
way the democrat who lives 10 Springfield
does" At this point the speakers eloquence
was interrupted and he promptly trotted
down Vine street in the direction of the
New Era mot R. s. Thompson's, but HsrG 4
krhemers New Era. RAMBLER.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

The Hartford Sunday Globe printed a
story charging that Jumbos killing was
directed by Barnum himself Thereupon
Barnum sued the Globe fr libel, setting
his damages at $50, 900 These look like
big damages for ones killing of ones own
elephant But it is iudcious advertising
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

A remembrance of the fact of Robert
Toomoss continued existence appears in
recent announcement that Robert is SO.
riousIy ILL., 1t seems that Bob is still alive
but it is likely that he is too seriously i'll
to live long enough, as he once threat
ened to call the roll OF his slaves at the foot
of Bunker.IliIl monument.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Mr.. Edward Gosse, in pretty little
poem defeating a pretty little volume to a
pretty little Boston writer, compares his
pretty little self to pretty little bird in the
following pretty little stanza:
"The humming bird In June
Sits, like jewel, on your taut clothes line,
And greets Charles River broad and opsline,
Till wsnes September's honeysuckle moon
Too soon -
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

A young attorney Of this city wants to
know if the fearful aud wonderful Photographs
Of DR.. Leonard, which are being sold to the
prohibition faithful, represent the genial
doctor before or after tsking-that ale on
toast. Why not prepare comparison pictures
of DR.. Leonard before aud after taking.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Mr.. Adams, the new president of Cor
nell university, in his first talk to the stu
dents, said that "a good deal of something
is much preferable to little of every
thing" That probably depends Would
for instance a good deal OF yachting be
preferable to little of each one Of the
branches OF learning taught at Cornell'
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

The Irish World carries more square
inches of scarlet rhetoric on its editorial
page than any other newspaper in America.
1t is red-hot. And a good deal OF the
writing is exceedingly readable, too. But
it is surprising how a man can keep mp
blood for such flaming ardor the around
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

1t 10 doubtful il Joseph Jefferson, the great
comedian, will carry away a very exalted
opinion OF the intelligence of Springfield
audiences with him after an incident during
the production Of Rip Van Winkle here
Tuesday night. Before JEFF, rson appeared,
the most subordinate character in the play
the nephew OF the heavy villan-came on
the stage, and to the CONSERVATION and dis
gust OF old play goer,, several hundred ur-
sophisticated members of the audience broke
out into loud applause, thinking it was f.
ferson. The young ter -dolar-s-week ju-
venile laughed in hrs sleeve.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04
CLARK COUNTY REPUBLICAN TICKET.

Representatives;
GEO. G. RAwLINs.
Prosecuting Attorney
WALTER L. WEAVER.
County Commissioner;
DOUGLASS W. RAWLINGS.
County surveyor;
WILLIAa SHARON.
County Coroneri
JAMES ". BENNETT.
Intirmary Director:
JAMES BUFORp.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

A recent poet sings Of a vocal duel
fought between the tenor and the basso of a
choir on account OF the soprano The
tenor sang so high to outvie the bass be
split his head in twain" and the basso got
under him, and lower still he went until
he split the sees OF both his feet; :"
whereupon
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

peg the newsboy at the Arcadr, lad
Graeco-Roman wrestling match with an an'
tagonist twice bs size at the Arcade depot
yesterday. Instead of the big fellow taking
down peg or two. the match came out the
other way.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

boom Oh, Lordy But they are green in
this typical city"
Hardly one invention out of ten pays after
the article is put on the market. Ont OF
hundreds OF patents issued to citizens OF this
city very few have eventually paid. The
bicycle saddle Invented by Mr.. Thos. Kirk
patrick, of the Farm and Fireside. this city,
and Of the Ohio Division l.. A. W., seems to
be an exception to the general rule, however.
It Is said that Mr.. kirkpatrick enjoys a profit
of 81 500 to $4,000 per year by the sale OF
the saddles.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Al the Leonard reception recently, Mother
Stewart, the great temperance orator,
brought huge cake marked "from
High street NJ. +. church." as an
,fering to the great and only
D.. Leonard This will prove an interesting &
item to the members OF High Street NJ. +.
who are so violently opposed to ministers
running for office on the prohibition ticke,
that they passed a resolution against such &C.
tion on the part OF any minister in the con.
ference.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Mrs. Professor Stuckenberg enjoyed brief
VISIT to fiends in this city, Cincinnati and
Erie, Pa, this summer. Sac leaves shortly
to join her husband in Berlin, where they
now reside. Mrs. S,uckonberg states that
her husband, Proie sor Stuckenberg, recently
OF Wittenberg College, had the good fortune,
not long ago, to purchase table, chair and
other furniture which belonged 70 Van Hum
boldt, the immortal traveller AID explorer.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

humorous weekly paper called the Sill
houette has been started in this city by
Messrs. Reed 4 Ralph. The frs, number is
exceedingly bright, and has several entertain
iug original sketches.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-04

Professor John Meilsr, the well
known violinist and trumbonist, of
this city, has composed pleasing
march, which has been published in neat
form, and which is being played by the
bands in this city. The themes are well
worked out, and the arrangement is excel
lent.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-12-15
&erfeIat p.c smminsler,

@enn abr Sop Btt,srs (bsadt,t has grim. 5opfen,
shi5si ami Der Wetbsu GtttsitO ~oerIanat uuo Ser apolbS
ter ~uefabio,9t GED GtIOas, ods hd Is. q. Bdrrcr's Sers
9opien inbrt, 10 we,it eIes Surit uno Eeteet ben Apoibts
TER we cine siit'ss S&Ian c uub 1enr er iar ben Stof
eurr Sitie stnommeu bat. 10 tid9t ibu wearu 8tiruges an
uns Der,la9t TIN pegen SdmtuotIs aui SAabeneriab.
sir p.rOea Sud iar i.tue 9.rurtbeituns ~freise5is telsSs
non.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-12-15
RdpiteI L.
.aot iOSi oSer bdnab. i'm Gt,rb,nS

Sabre lana. uno pom ben befteu 2lerSten dlfs
seaeben, Iparer Sieieni9eu, bic al gri9bt's ODER
6nbereu Nieren 6rantbeiten, 9eberbei6peroen,
beitiseu Suiteu litten. ausiebrun9 9enannt, uns
tie puroen wieber eebsilt.
Nrauen lagen Of on i'm Sterben!!i
&eil lie oil Gelrol9ia. Neru0ltGt, S6lafos
ii9teit ulIo ueri6ieoeueu MIR ben Srauen ei9enen
&ranfbeiten litter.
9eate ossu tarnisO.y. s~strimmt auo saiammsrs3sseu
pou plosltd Gu getretIusn oetr troutiden AbeuniattSmns
ooer re iltttu az
SfropbtIn!
-Slutpersiituns, Deaae- trantbsiteu. llrperbauIibf:tt,
uno IN Der bat tan aue %GbSebrGnf en- RrantbetteH]
Sine eebttlt pproe1 kue perrfn ayhelt ourd y pfers
eiiiers. generic biSrpou taruit Du in Dsiner 4a1bars
idait une aui Der sauj II Seet fnesu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-12-15
Trasem bcant,po rteti)!!

Sragt ben auSgejet6 ten Arst
Sroeno elmer Sdule, mas oa5 bette Ding alt
Der gSelt 1T. nm bic Jiei;barfeit Der 9lerueit ~
miloerlt, ollie %nerp0ieu Rrantbeitser l6einIn9cn
III beilen luo eiilen natiirliden iino itdrtenoen
S6iof pieoer berbei;uiiibren2
uno er rpiro Dir ohne 9tcto ld9en
Cine Art Sopfen!!!"
Rapitel |.
Sraee eiuen ODER oue Sei6idt.n Ier;te:
.g8os 1T bas ein;iSe Wittel, oas sur N1ellu',a
aIer Rranfbeiten Der Gierens uno Der 6drns
organe bent, ais Sa iinb: Srigbt's Sranfbeit,
llniGbi9feit, @aiier gu MAIDEN ooer SurittSubala
ten rno ale ipeiblihen Trant6eiten"
llno Tie iperoen Sir tlar unb nit Se9eilteriny
antrporten .S II du!!!'
Sra9e Die ndnlibeu gerste
.gSos lit oas bette uto wirfiamite Wittel fhr
aIe Weber: unb Ntd9entrantbeiten, Rerltopfun9,
llnperoaulidteit, Malaria, Siebcr Il. . No., urs
lie rperoen Dir du,Dorten
Wancrat ober Ounoeliou!ll!
0,nn S-t,s Sttimiitd. b,r,tttt aus 0nesren slsid wtr >
iamen uue u,rmii1t init pop Siitrrs. baheu cine iold'
rpurtc1ba. uno esbtimnIb OIL b.itnee Kraft In I'd,
o,Ide 10 ptrSbt,etn In ibttu NSir,nnseE ut, bob tttus
s~ran,btit se,r trdntIi6, esiunbtsit tbrer Radt DISers
itebeu tann
unb bod Z mn
Sop'tu: BIT trs tt, ihpd5;, Srlu. Der seoradIt4fs
Snualibe ODER cas- s~artsts 3iub obns gefabr neSurtr.
G~
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
A Remarkable Cure.

A remarkable case of cure from the
bite of cobra in full poison comes
from Pachmarhi, military hill station
in the central provinces of India. The
effective bite of cobra is usually re-
garded as certain death, and the sue
cessful treatment of the case in ques-
ton will suggest to medical men the
value OF hypodermic treatment in such
cases. According to the Allahabad
Pioneer, a post-office hGrkar0 (messen-
ger) was bitten by cobra, which was
afterWard killed. The man. was at
once taken to the military hospital, but
ten or fifteen minutes must have elapsed
before medical assistance was avail
able: When the patient was taken in
hand he was In a state of collapse. The
lower half of his body became gradu-
ally paralyzed, and by degrees she lost
both speech and sight. The doctor at
this stage thought that nothing could
save the man, especially as the dead
snake had been examined and found to
be cobra in full poison. Hypodermic
injections and other obvious treatment,
however, were continued, and in about
ten hours some little Improvement in
the patient was observed. Suisse
quently, the man quite recovered.
There appears not the slightest doubt
about his having been fairly bitten. for
irrespective of the symptoms, his little
finger had been torn open in shaking
the snake off. The cobra.,was four and
a half feet long.-N 7. Post.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
WIT AND WISDOM.

"A luxury is thing you dont't want
until you see somebody else with it.
The wealth of our language is
shown by the fact that ''hangit up" and
''chalk il down. mean precisely the
same thing. Philadelphia Cali.
Teacher-What is an engineer? Boy
No. IA man who works on an engine.
Teacher What is pioneer? Boy No.
2-The man that works the piano. CHI
cGgo TINES
/ never had notion that all there
was in this world was made expressly
for me. On the contrary, Ihaye had to
hump myself to get a share and then
keep it. Chicago Ledger.
Jones has just returned from va
cation trip to the South Shore. When
asked if he saw any Duxbury CLAIMS, he
said he did not, but he had seen dogs
bury bones. Boston transcript.
i'm order to explain in clear and
simple manner the necessity of regulat-
ing our conduct by some fixed standard,
a school master asked pupil what he
ought to do with his watch if it went
sometimes too fast and sometimes too
slow. 'Sell it, was the immediate re-
spouse. e. Golden Days.
-"Have you heard the news, Pat?"
said a Jester to an Irishman. can
that's that, sorP" ''The devil is dead. \
"Take that, sor. It's all have by me,
or | might do betther," said Pat, hand
ing him penny. whats that for?'
Il niver sind an orphant away Imply
handed, scr. Chicago Lrdgrr.
What do you call those animals
that live partly on land and partly in
water?" asked New York teacher of
the new boy s'Bathers,n replied the
little boy, who had been to Coney Island
on several occasions. ssYou are getting
to be bright, Perhaps you can give me
the name of some of the migratory
BIRDS" s'Bank cashiers. '-Ter0S Sit-
ings.
did your story win the prize7''
''No, but it came near winning it. 1t
failed only in one stipulation s'And
what was thatp'' 'tItwas to have made
the editors hair stand on end. 7 "Oh, !
see. 1t wasn't exciting enough Eyes,
it was. = ''Then why didn't it make the
EDITORS hair stand on end?" He hadn't
any. He was bald-headed. "-PhGtGdet-
phia CaN
pa" said Johnny Caution, I'D you
remember that poem about "A Chieftain
to the Highlands Bound, telling the
sculler to hump hisself because he'd
come the Charlie Ross act on some old
duffer and stole his gal?" '.Your de-
scription is very inelegant, John, but
recall the verses you speak Of. - swell,
I'll go you one that the girls name was
Juliet F" ''WhyP" Cause the teller
with her said he'd put up dross if the
ferryboat man would 'Ro-me-o' the
water. - Exchange.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
A Miserable Looking Couple.
did you see the brideP"
"Yes.''

did you see the brideP"
''Yes. y
''How did she lookP"
why, the poor child looked just too
miserable for anything
What was the rnatter?'
''Her dress wrinkled on the left
shoulder, and her corset might have
been a good deal tighter without kill
ing her. One of the bridesmaids told
me so herself. =
That was too bad But how did he
lookP Happy of course
'.Nota bit of it.
You don't say; but what allied
him?''
He looked as though he had just
jumped out of band-box and was
afraid to move for fear he'd muss a
hair. - Chicago Ledger.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL.

"A clergyman in the County OF
Bruce preached, Sunday before last, 10
his delighted congregation from II a. m.
until 5 P. m. Toronto (Coaaodo) Mai.
Andrew D. White, ex-president Of
Cornell, doubts whether any man
should continue full executive duties in
a university for more than about twenty
years.
AT Yale seven ty-three per cent. Of
the students come from other States
than Connecticut; at Harvard forty-tive
per cent come from other than Massa.
chusetts. Hartford Post.
The General Assemblyof the United
Presbyterian Church has outlined its
benevolent work for the ensuing year on
the basis of an average contribution
from each member of 1921.
There are in the world 397 institu.
tons for the education Of deaf mutes.
Germany has so of these, France 67.
Great Britain 46, and the United States
SO. Recent careful estimates place the
number Of these unfortunates at $780,
900.
"A Baptist Church at Park River, in
Dakota, has devised a new scheme to
raise money. A liberal member do
mated a large tract of land to it, and the
people got up blowing bee. Next
season the church will have seven thou
sand bushels of wheat if the weather is
propitious. - Chicago Herald
The journal Of Education is very
Inn, L
that determined effort is making to
undermine the common school system
by persons interested in obtaining pub
lie funds for sectarian schools 1t finds
indications uf this in all the larger cities.
1t, therefore, calls upon the friends
of the common school to rally and or.
ganize for the purpose of preserving the.
schools from their clerical enemies. =
- Chicago Current.
The cross which the Princess OF
Wales recently gave to st. Peters
Church, st. Louis, is of gilded brass,
with triple-formed points. beautifully
engraved, with four Irish crystals at its
extremities and garnet set in d royal
star st the junction oftthecross. 1t has.
been placed upon brass pedestal Of
three steps, on which the inscription is
engraved: TO the Rector and Con-
gregation Of St. Peters Church, ST.
Louis, from Her Royal Highness Alex
andria, the Princess of Wales, 1885. -
st. Louis Post.
The result of the recent election 81
members of the corporation of Yale Col
lege is as follows: For the term of six
years William NJ. Evarts received 2.243
votes, Mason Young 100 votes, and Will
liam W. Farnam rs votes. For the
term of four years to fill the vacancy
caused by the resignation Of Henry b.
Harrison, William w. Farnam received
l $50 votes, Mason Young 1,543, and S.
G. Perkins Sc votes.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
Delicate Diseasea

of either sex, however induced, speedily,
thoroughly and permanently cured. COM
plicated and obstinate cases of blood taints,
ulcers, distractions, unnatural discharges,
exhausted vitality, premature decline,
nervous, mental, and organic debility,
varicocele, hydrocele, diseases of prostate
gland, kidneys and bladder, piles, fstulas
and rupture, all permanently cured. Staff
of twelve expert specialists in constant at.
tendance, constituting the most complete
organization of medical and surgical skill
in America. Send history Of case and adj
dress for illustrated pamphlet of particu-
lars. Worlds Dispensary Medical Assoc
citation, Buffalo, n. Y.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
Drowsiness in the Daytime

unless caused by lack of sleep or from
over-eating, is symptom of disease. If
headache, loss Of appeti tee coated al tongue
and sallow complexion, you may be sure
that you are suffering from biliousness and
consequent arrangement of the stomach
and bowels DR.. Pierceis Pleasant Purg-
alive Pellets" are sure cure for all ALL
ments of this nature. They cleanse and
purify the blood and relieve the digestive
organs.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
young Men, Read Thls.

THE VoLTA1c BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO Vol
rAIc BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 80 days, to men tyoung or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss ofvital-
ity and all kindred troubles. Also forrheu.
matism, neuralgia paralysis, and many 9th
or diseases. Complete restoration to health,
vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in
Cured, as 80 days. trial is allowed. Write
them atonce for illustrated pamphlets free.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
AS Cnlonal Rillsnn was 90

As Colonel BiIlson was going down
the steps he met a suspicious-looking
boy with lot 'of bills. lis Colonel
BiiIson's office up-stairs?" eyes, but
I'm not in-or, rather, the Colonel's
not in. ''Ain't you the man?' mo.
my son. I'D like to find him I've
got. telegraph money order for him. y
lets see. Who is the man you
want?'' Colonel Billson.n Il
thought you said Colonel Billings. l
am Colonel Billson. "-ArkansGa0 IrGv-
eLer.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19

A curious duel with pistols took
place at Montretout, France, recently.
At the word of command both the adj
versaries raised their weapons and one
of them fred, but without result. It
was noticed that the pistol of the other
did not 60 of, and on his handing it to
his opponents seconds they found that
he had deliberately unloaded il.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19
coMMERCTAL EXCHANGES.

The Merchants Cotton. Wool, Mechanics
and Real Estate Exchanges, will BE- open,
free to all visitors. Exhibitors should apply
secure desirable location. Address FES-
TUS j. WADE, Secretary, us Chestnut street,
st. Louis, Mo.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19

WHEN a miner has been eaten by a
grizzly, the Western people speak of him
as being admitted to the bar onkers
Gazette,
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19

A MAN who gets the mitten is apt to be
guilty of contempt OF court. - Burlington
H0aokege.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19

AMBITION is a vacuum that will never
be filed. Washington Hatchet.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes. use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
St. Landry democrat., 1885-09-19

LOVE is blind, but matrimony is great
oculist.-LouisgiEle Courier Journal.