St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-11-03
CUT OUT WITH AN AXE.
Pertinent Mention Of People You Are
Apt to Meet. and Some of Their
Peouliarities.
Chunks of Breezy Gossip Carved Out
for the Publication of Globe
Readers.

Chunks of Breezy Gossip Carved Out
for the Publication of Globe
Readers.
Sheet Lightning that Shimmers But
Does Not Burn--Notes About
Everything.
True White smokes nothing but clear
stock and seed filters.
Kirby Barnum takes his oysters on the
half-shell.
Commodore Davidson thinks that real
estate will soon be so scarce in the business
district that buildings will be constructed
ten and twelve stories into the air.
Henry Smith wears breech-loading cane
and taker his oysters OIL the half-shell.
J. G. Donnelly can engineer fair as well
as funeral, and he is equally good at
either.
Inspector Athey and Mr.. Duggan are
capital entertainers.
Louis George has blocked out his winter
whiskers.
DR.. Stone always has good word for a
brother physician. By the by the doctor
has imported bulldog. and he states that
he can sniff all interviewer after 9 p. M.
mile off.
Richards Gordon always looks well
dressed in silk hat
DR.. Murphy is great favorite with the
ladies and wears button-hole bou-
quet nearly all the year round.
Commissioner Lamson is one of the finest
looking and best-preserved bachelors in the
city.
Aid. Petsch can engineer real estate
deal as well as any OF them.
Mr. Abe Elfeldt is one of the perennially
young men and, as a friend remarked. he
must have fountain wherein he renews
his youth. He bubbles over with good
feeling and is the soul of humor.
DR.. Crary drives nobby turnout, and
when not working ON cavity he is the soul
OF good fellowship.
Fred Draper is becoming aldermanic in
his proportions.
Gus Schliek is said to be very popular
with his lady customers.
Harold Allis is fond of military employ
ment and his friends think lieutenancy
would not be out of order.
Horace Thompson is the most inveterate
duck and chicken hunter in the Northwest,
and it is reported that his success is some
times such that he supplies commission
house with game.
The trio of Chislett Sons are noted for
their politeness. and they are becoming
great favorites in their set.
The lamented Col. Clark W. Thompson
was great patron of Thespus, and his
beaming face and portly form will be
missed from his customary seat in the
parquet.
A. II, Lindeke cultivates stylish gotee.
always dresses in the height of fashion and
he attends strictly to business.
Theodore Schumacher has the hyperian
locks, meditative eye and general tout
ensemble Of a German student, and he
might have sat for the study of Wilhelm
Meister. Speaking of Mr.. Schurmeier, he
is almost dead ringer for Elwyn Barron,
the Chicago dramatic critic.
Ed Walsh says that he never lets any of
'em get by if he knows it.
A wag went into Kimball's the other day
and inquired if he had any rates to sheol.
Now, Kimball is good scalper, but he is
not up on revised testament love, and he
replied that the best thing he could do was
to give the customer rates as far as Boston.
The latter said that was the next thing to it
and that he would see him later.
Brother Pearson. the venerable Mason,
cuts quite dash with his new gold-headed
cane.
W. P. Wilcox has returned to st. Paul
and looks like the ''Silver King"
Capt. Bean always pleases the babies at
family socials.
P. Il. Kelly says that certain young
orator is not even eligible to membership in
the Itasca club.
Frank Ford takes the cake as receiver;
he hates to give up.
Col. Newport smiles very assuring
smile when he talks about real estate.
w. P. Murray has been suggested for
one of the statues in the ice palace, as he is
great at freeze-out.
julie Burwell has returned from Gold
town on Lake Superior. In Chicago the
papers say Bonanza Burwell," Minnesota.
is in the city.
Fred W. Hunter has been to Chicago.
Rumor has it.
The engagement of II. N. Elmer is an
nounced. What. SO soon, Howard?
r. L. Frazer was in town yesterday try
ing to open Jackpot of his Four-Ace
flour.
r. L. Germans face is almost invariably
wreathed in pleasant smile, which makes
him look so blooming young that the gray
goatee feels like taking back seat.
Kingsland Smith is cultivating his muscle
l.,
will be in trim to meet Hanlan.
J. w. Stevens has discarded his 'stile''
and now can pass through doors that are
made for ordinary mortals.
Judge Wood is not proud, but he was
heard to say the other day that anything in
the way of a title caught him.
George r. Finch and Conrad Gotzian are
great cronies.
Will Merriam is a great rustler. and he
looks as dapper these days as counter
jumper.
c. H. Lienau, like true philosopher. is
Indifferent to both changing seasons and
changes in style.
Aid. Gates A. johnson is one of the
quietest men in the council, but, as friend
he is capable Of a very great deal
Of hard thinking.
r. A. Bethune has the clean-cut face of
a priest or actor, but he is golden mean
between the twain.
Charley Thompson looks like a retired
capitalist He has the reputation of being
a good railroad man and possesses a keen
eye for business.
Gen. Sibley, like all great men, relies on
his pedestrian powers to maintain his
health.
Col. T. W. Teasdale don't arrogate to
himself half the style of some people, but
he is daisy for all that.