The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1885-08-20
Who is Williams I

Who is Williams I
The vicarious Vickers for Pros
ecucing Attorney!!!
Queen Victoria should be ap-
prised Of Keynes nomination.
BY the grace of Brooke "Eli
got there"
O'Teuscher should. have had
the precaution to have secured
Parnell to help him combat the
English.
Is Bob Keynes in favor of the
Parnell plan for the paciication
of Irelandi
Is Bob Keynes in favor of fisher
man for Senator, who voted to
reduce the tariff on wools
Rempel is alternating. He
and Alex will come OUT the week
before the election, and Bob will
hut his hiding place among the
flour barrels.
How big was Alexander. Pa.
that people allowed him to cook
a convention and serve a repast
for the Only Rempel!
How much did our lofty Vic
IOTeuscher get not to be candi-
datef
He that hides and does not
run away, may live to be can
didate for Office some other day.
See history of the Morgan raid.
The soul of Brown of Marion is
not marching on. Browns body
is picking blackberries. Sam st
Clair has possession of the Brown
soul ambitious to be candidate.
Postmaster Pursell staid clos
eted in his Office all day of the
Convention, studying the Civil
Service reform rules.
Col. Rempel went to Colum-
bus on the dav of the Convention
to see Alex and explain his sale
of stock to Del Houston.
Col. Jim Poston should call out
his regiment Of Home Guards
The political raiders are threat
ening the mill.
Mr.. Wells, a Syndicator from
Ward, about three years a resi-
dent of this county, is the John
4. Norris candidate for Sheriff.
The "Sheep Saffron" doctor of
Perry should learn the virtues of
Pennyroyal before he aspirrs to
an office in Hooking county.
Rempel, the Independent can
didate for Representative, will
run on his record; Bob Keynes
will gather up the spoils laying
around loose on the field, and
Rempel will come along and take
them. Ne and Grant did it that
way.
It is said Bob Keynes has a
disposition 10 go TO the grave
yard. He is reported to have
expressed a preference to follow
a funeral procession rather than
go with the Democracy.
Bob Keynes and Green can
meet and embrace. They were
both in the Home Guard. Green
wants a title of Lieutenant, Gen
eral. or something else. We will
neither of us get there.
Bob Price is NO smart to be
sacrificed on a Brooke Sands po
lltical altar. Bob is the little
Isaac who saw Vickers in the
brambles and had him offered
up. Bob is not big but he is
smart. Brooke cannot play the
Abraham scheme on him.
Gus Culver composes very we'll.
His written speech presenting
Bob Keynes, was well written.-
1t read like one of our able obit-
uaries. Mr.. Culver is not an el-
ocutionist and does not read with
impressiveness. If, however, he
copied his remarks from the Sen
tinel, he exhibited good taste in
his selection of literature.
The only soldier on the ticket
is Keynes and his military expe-
rience was confined to a strategic
and masterly retreat behind a
barricade of flour barrels during
the Morgan raid.
The most pertinent question
now is, has Keynes, the English
man, ever been naturalized? 3
We have never seen any record
of his remuneration of allegiance
to the Queen of England. If Mr..
Keynes is misrepresented in this
particular, the Sentinel will
cheerfully publish the fact upon
an exhibit of his naturalization
papers.
When the Managers come to
Bob Keynes and tell him, ''you
mus withdraw, we nominated
you, you can't run, you will be
beat" &C., Bob will discreetly
take to his flour barrels.