New-York tribune., 1885-01-08

light him. The Mahdi would make good Democratic
spos hunter
lsprngneld Union.
Joaquin Miller says that the mouth Of the Mis,saipui
Is sermon. Some OF the steamboat mates should
anchor somewhere down there. Louisville Coufsrs
Journal.
The Utah papers are boasting about the hog which
that Territory has to the Exposition
1t weighs 1,076 pounds. There are bigger hogs than
that In tho wOrld although they may not weigh much
Bob Potson great legislator He did not under
saaoS ar MbsG law quite a. well as some people,
discussion he took Oh his coat and joined in the debate
shorty after his arrival Poison was appointed member
Bob" said the chairman of the committee adont 20
away Tonight. We want you to help US frame dog
Help frame it, why hang IT. man, don't need no help
am as good carpenter as there Is In the state and
kinder wood do yoa wao9 traveller "nA'
Kansas PAPER in review of the last year remarked
that 1t notable for the number OF weddings and ohor
casualties.
mishun on the ground that he has children 10
sna @ aao,Ssr ssas paGs In rhsss zen c %
MS work home and do nights asnot to interfere
Win his law studies IL Waterbury American.
Julian Hawthorne says England they keep their
rogues in the slums aud in America they send them to
Washington, and he thinks America makes the best
of them 1t is poor joke for a Hawthorne Long ages
ago wise words current IT. India alb ut this
NATTER and found lodgment in the Shopas OF the Het
padesa," which Edwin Arnold thus renders:
Z" Raise evil soul to honor, and
His evil bents remain
Bind O ours tail ne'er so straightly
Yet 1t curleth up again.
"How in sooth should Trust and
Honor change the evil natures rooti
Though one watered them with nectar
P0tson-trees bear deadly fruit"
1T. IT s rumored that Mrs Kate Chase sprage win ecms
inauguration ceremonies. The Same correspondent
states that her beautiful hair has become almost white
philadelphia Record.
The Gar OF Russia has an income OF more than
S5,0O0.000 year. The Emperor OF Austria receives
100000 and the Queen of England s2;2oooOo.
Two German citizens, having become involved In
fight were arrested and taken before negro justice OF
the peace When the constable explained why the men
sees dat yer two gentlemen Is furriners Now, I'll
fine yer ten dollars fur fghtin an twenty dollars fur
s,!ectln de Newnghted states fur yer battle groun"
DIS country, gentlemen has ter pereck ftsef ergn ds
Engagements o. de furrin element"
We no dot much money GOT said one OF the PRISONERS
=. Dat amt my fault, gentlemen o. de furrin stamp
Yer Ken yes 60 inter my new grogn an wSrS II out sco
/. "The Hopping Disciples of the Devil Is the name Of
dancing club in Texas.
The revengefu man now opens the front door Of tho
street-car TO let the draft In hefat woman who
crowded him out his seat last summer
COurfer-JOurnal
boom for the fair seq: Women clerks have Just
been employed for the frat time to do the clerical work
OF the Georgia legislature and the resn is that tho
record so per cent accurate than any ever made
by male clerks. Waterbury AmaSican.
There Is a charming absence of clrcumlocu'ion about
the following verdict recently rendered by al Arkansas
coroners jury over the remains Of wel-known
drunkard: The :feer ter his death by swtchiR
of from one kind whiskey ter another. The moral o
this hear verdick is, don't switch"
China starts the new year by using postal cards. brN
1t Is doubted II they will be success The ayerafe
Chinaman takes two days to wrlte a letter, ana III
most all signature at tbat.-lDerot Free Press.
Always face the naked truth my son."
GAN right, father. Shall do 1t by going to see tns
new buresque P'-l Boston Budget