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, 1885-06-07


Everybody lls A,t,t"f the new way
BARRIERS have of dressing las thea ~
eni rollers aud patent iirnsnt. ID. sub
lcci has the d~clighsfuh sensation oi q h1u h
rolling OVER li4 bead at the tate q an ar
dinary slenm engine Tho wind, the tic <.
ling. the fairs-lfke sensation, are almost
equal 10 The institution in which female
fingers perform thai delightful o. c.
few daj since. however. il q certain met
rorolitan BARRIERS shop, the result was
different a stranger cutered and took his
seat, asking that his hair nigh,
b. dressed. The 81 am brush was up
Piled and for u single. feyerish moment
Tie pleasure was indesoribnhie. Lut I'M
fortunately the hair Of the sub ect was
long-so was that Of the brush 1t
tangled. There was IA yell Of pail n a
handful Of hair anne out by the roois-
another succeeded. and Il yell more IN
tense than the presiding one Infested the
anguish of the sulereI.
-Slopl" he cried. Tlf
The barber was unable 10 manage his
machine. and hastily imagined what was
the matter. But by this time the sufferer
had been drawn out Of his seat. and hang
ing~ suspended between heaven and earth.
resembling an imprOmptu execution.
Get down. screamed the operator.
-Oh-oh. l can't. - mumbled out the
sufferer.
The barber couldn't sympathizc in such
weakness. and ruthlessly applied his ma
chine. while the hair anne out by the
handfuls, The man 5 head wa literally
bare His loud cries finaily procured re-
case. and he was again seated in the
chair, rubbing his bald pate with energy.
-fli sue you I'm ruined. = he cried
-How can | help thats7 he operator
asked, with assumed indifference
me bald
-les. sir. / see. but, sir-Im happy to
shy we have wigs 10 sell. and
1t is useless TO say the victim inter
rupted with a word not down in Webster.
quitting the shop minus the purchase. and
rubbing his sore head with an energy that
fully attested the warmth of his feelings
, 1885-06-07

bloomington Through Mall
The first humorist had a mothar-in.law.
He did not know his sphere until he
thought over the many Iunny things he
had said about her - Exchange.
The same class Of alleged humorists
hat has run the mothcr.in-law into the
ground and howled about Chicago girls
feet until the poor young things have
ceased TO take pride in fhciB understanding,
and prayed until the mule. once a prolific
incentive 10 their kind OF humor. has
been obliged TO court silence for self pro
Re ton, IS now worrying itself into a
sweat over "chestnmis. which is playing
law played fifteen years since If one of
these poor fellows should by acc dent give
birth to IN original idea. he wou d. like
the honey bee. lose his sting and die 10
penanee for the injury he inflicted.
, 1885-06-07

Manufactured only by the California
Fig Syrup Co. San Francisco Cal, is
Natures Own Ture Laxative. This plea
sent liquid fruit remedy may DC had Of
Hunt & Whipple druggists. Sample bot
one dollar. II is the most pleasant,
prompt apd effective remedy known, to
cleanse the system, TO act on The Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels gently yetthorppghly;
to dispel Headaches, Colds and Feyers; to
cure Constipation, Indigestion and kind
red ills. For sale by w. n. Hunt.
, 1885-06-07

a Legal Notice. gs
T%ERRIToRY OF WYOMING, s
COUNTY OF LARAMIE. .
In the first judicial district, Caleb p. Or
gan VS.. The Great Wyoming Mining
Company; docket 4, No. 35. l'nt
Notice is hereby given that by virtue of
4 special exception issued out Of the dis
trict court Of the first Judicial district, Ter
ritory Of Wyoming, on the first day of
June, A. ID. 1885, in the above entitled
case, and to me directed as sheriff of Lar
annie county, and commanding me to sell
the property hereinafter described, | shall
offer for sale and sell at public auction to
the highest bidder, for cash, at the grounds
OF what is known as the Running Water
mines, situate in Laramie county, WyO-
ming, on Monday the 18th day Of Jcne,
commencing at 10 O'Clock .. M, the fol-
lowing property, to wit; Two thousand
tons ore, machinery in stamp mill, twenty
tons salt, N. Y. L., thirty-6ye barrels
b~lue-stone, one set scales, ten lanterns,
three wheelbarrows, one clock, lot tools
and fittings, twelve bars steel, lot mining
tools, blacksmith outfit, $50 pounds giant
powder, N. Y. L., four boxes candles. six
boxes caps, l,500 feet fuse, one barrel tai
low, 1875 gallons oil, N. Y. L., lot axle
grease, lot rope and tackle, 500 cords
wood, lot charcoal, lot assay supplies, one
safe. one headlight, two kegs powder.
N. N. CRAIG,
Sheriff of Laramie County.
Dated this 4th day of June, A. D.
1885, at Cheyenne, Laramie county, Wyo-
ming territory.
, 1885-06-07

IhhItiofh iost
1t is a question whether the iour barrel
or the spring bonnet has -the call in
household discussions. Many old and eS.
periunccd observers stake their money on
the IS b.. while to a usual onlooker the
II. b., = would seem to be of greater i'm.
purtance. 1t was just after The sermon
and they were vending their way home
in a soothcd and peaceful frame OF mind
AOh. Job. did you ser that delightful
new bonnet of Mrs Arbutus'1 thing
want something Ike that
Like that's exclaimed Mr.. Shuttle.
-Thatl Why. it's the worst phantasy in
roses | ever saw. -
NOW. Job. you know better. That
bonnet is a complete symphony in har.
monious tones, an effect that is perfectly
b%ewitching, and I'll have one like it If l
nave to sorape the slivers oil the inside Of
the flour barrel fer the next loaf Of bread =
, 1885-06-07
TAE McroKY O. PATIENCE.

Helen Hunt Jackson in Atlanticl
Armed OF the Gods. Divinest connu.rorl
What soundlezs hosts are thinei Nor pomp.
nor state, -
Nor token. TO betray where tho dost wnit
All Nature stands, for thee, ambassador:
Her forces all tny serfs. for peace or war.
Greatest AMI least alike, thou ru'st Their
fate
The avalanche chained until its century,
date.
The mulberry leaf made robo for emperor
Shall man alone tiny law denyf-refuso
Thy healing for hi5 biunders and his sinsl
Oh, make u thinel Teach US who waits.
best sues.
Who longest waits, Of all most surely
wins.
When Time Is spent, Eternity begins
To doubt to chafo, to haste. doth God nc
ruaa
, 1885-06-07

EW"'N"NW =" III NNFNs
They can talk all they please about
their great scientists, " said the brakeman,
as he stepped from between two freight
cars and made his arms go up in the air,
but l did something the other day that
Darwin. haeckel. Huxley and ali them
~evolutionist fellers never could do. with
all their larninl. We were running along
with about thirty cars, when our train
broke in two sections We stopped 'em,
an were goin' to couple up again when
we found we couldn { do il Something
was gone. Wait q minute. a y to the
conductor, and then / skipped out and
run back along the track. 1t was then
that did what the crack scientists have
never been able TO do.
what was thatf"
u found the missing link.
, 1885-06-07

TNHIUHKO ITWWIT -
The professional amuser has become
an institution of New lork society. At
dinners, concerts, club tanqueis. and
paities they are in continual demand. and
a popular artist in this line IS lerpetually
on the 60. The stupid half hour after
the coffee is served. which usually falls
on a party Of diners. and which was
formerly filled with tedious or tiresome
speeches, Is now admirably utilized by
the professional amuser. lie goes In as
one of the guests. dimes. is professionally
jolly for an hour after the dinner is over,
pockets q fee of $50, and disappears
, 1885-06-07
ArAlrmI-h Amonr poe,orr.

When typhoid fever broke out
at Port Jervis. some doctors quarreled
about how to cure il. Each said his way
was the best, and several said the others
were entirely wrong and knew nothing
about how TO cure it, A little knowledge Of
medicine is a dangerous thing, but q val
liable item Of medical knowledge is, that
Browns Iron Bitter builds up wasted
systems, and by enriching enfeebled blood
gives health and strength. DIR. w, j..
AeBhii. of Carriers creek, Va. says.
Browns Iron Bitters is one Of the lest
n9iics l ever prescribed.
, 1885-06-07

A ridge in st James parish, Louisiana.
about two miles wide and seven miles
long is the oulY place on earth, so far as
explored, that perique tobacco can be
missed, and yet the quantity Of genuine
perique' tobacco which is offered for sale
in the United States would cover a large
part of the state Of Louisiana twenty feet
deep. The barnls which contain pure
Bourbon whiskey' could not be stacked
up in Bourbon county, Kentucky, whore
the real pure article is supposed to be
made, and ifthe fluid was turned loose
there it would wash the county away.
But Americans are equal to the task Of
getting an article just as well where il
ISN'T as where il is.
, 1885-06-07

Rheumatism has one myincible antagon-
list. one never yielding enemy that will
conquer it every time the opportunity is
given, and hat is Chamberlain's Pain
Balm. Many cases of rheumatism that
had withstood all other treatment for years,
have yielded to Chamberlain $ Pain Balm.
so cent bottles sold by W. n. HINT.
, 1885-06-07

ANOTHER great difference between a
live dog and a wooden one is that the lat
ter never has any bark. They take it all
off when they are making the dog.
, 1885-06-07

And the old folks laugh when they find
that the pleasant liquid fruit remedy Syr-
up Of Figs is more easily taken and more
beneficial in its action than bitter nauseous
medicines. 1t strengthens the liver, kid
neys, stomach and bowels while it arouses
them to a healthy activity. For sale by
w. N HINT
, 1885-06-07

You see those two country boys over
there. " said the train boy. " ell, they've
recently come into possession Of some
money. and they are going up 10 Chicago
to paint the town >
-hedr"
mo: green. -
, 1885-06-07

SOME IN remarked in this office last
night that he thought prize fighting was
a brutal sport. No said another,
You are wrong. Brutes won't do it,"
, 1885-06-07

THE VoLrAIc BELT Co. of Marshall,
Mich. offer to send their celebrated
ELrcrBo-Vo1TAIc BELT and other
ELECTRIC APPLIANCES on trial for thirty
days, to men young or old) affiliated
with nervous debility. loss Of vitality and
manhood. and all kindred troubles. Also
for rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis. and
other diseases. Complete restoration to
health, vigor and manhood guaranteed.
No risk is incurred as thirty days tnal is
allowed. Write themat once for illustrated
pamphlet free,
, 1885-06-07

ANOTHER one of Ellen Terry's hus-
bands has lately died in England The
fair Ellen IS getting to be n%umerously a
widow.
, 1885-06-07

JAMES l.. DICKSON owns Tie World.
He has been suspected of wanting the
earth for some time
, 1885-06-07

In tips" alone. as calculated by some
ingenious person. English railway scry-
ants receive annually no less than 800. 900
pounds sterling from the public
, 1885-06-07

TnE bellies Of Chicago are said To be
exceedingly sentimental. This is prob
ably because they have so much sole
, 1885-06-07

Our tailoring department Is now com
plete with al the late novelties in fine for
cign and domestic fabrics. b. Hellman.
, 1885-06-07

LEW PARKER tells Of a colored dealer
in a general store at Denver who brides
himself on doing up his packages neatly.
Not long since he was boasting to a col
ored brother while tying up a pound of
tea: Thar, said he, "Mistuah Smif,
did you evah see anybody dat could put
up a poun' er tea in a smaller packidge
dan dat p Dunno bout de tea, sab, "
replied Mr. Smith. hut | does know you
kin put a pint er gin in a smaller bottle
dan any man | knows on"
, 1885-06-07

AN exchange speaks Of "A new and
original comedy written by Edward T..
Kidder, known as One of the Boys"
Now. which, please; Kidder or the
, 1885-06-07

The wait for mail at many Is4at offices
throughout the country row., is orly a
foretaste of the length of time the Re
publicans will have To wait before they
get the Offices again. It should be re
membered that the Democrats havn't had
anything to do with handling the mails
for t%wenty-four years and are II of prac-
ticc, but in a little while the old thing
will work as smooth as it did in the days
of Jackson and Polk, ct, al.
, 1885-06-07

LATELY a South Carolina murderer
said on the seafold: II am not prepared
to die. ] have felt no change of heart
and have no confession to make" He
is, perhaps, the only criminal who has
been executed for hundreds of years who
hasn't jumped from the scaffold spang
into the beautitudes of the New Jerusa-
lem-that is if We take their ante-mor-
TEN itinerary and programme as liable
information
, 1885-06-07

Try Rhodes and Truxell's celebrated
soda water with cream equal 10 that OF
Alex Hudauf Of New York.
, 1885-06-07

Ir is said hat Charles Atkinson, of
Picks Bad Boy show will have fve at
fractions on the road next season. 1t
seems then that he will have SIX shows, as
the Bad Boy lacks a great deal of being
t,....a
, 1885-06-07

Tarpauhns. wagon sheets, oil and rub
Der clothing can be bought cheap at Pc
y.
, 1885-06-07

THE Bee thinks that the Omaha base
ball club is not liable to get arrested for
playing on Sunday, as it doesn't play base
ball either on Sunday or any other day.
1t seems that other clubs merely use the
Omaha organization for the purpose of
decorating the grounds properly
, 1885-06-07
with n jawbon'

BALzAc has said that, The man who
can govern a woman can govern a nation, "
but no one has ever said that the man
who can govern a nation can govern a
woman. In this matter those who do say
things are like Bill Nye when lying abed
with broken leg. Hethought it hard but
wouldn't kick. because be didn't dare to.
, 1885-06-07

The Lire Stock Journal writes to
Mixed Music to say that there is such
a paper in Cheyenne as the Journal The
music did get mixed on that, and an
apology as long as a stage wait is offered.
II was a case Of head, not heart.
, 1885-06-07

The Omaha Bee has discovered where
London Punch gets its Jokes. An almanac
5000 years old found in the pyramids is
in the British Museum. The jokes in it
are somewhat mummifed, but a joke to
be good ought to be quite dry.
, 1885-06-07

Dated this 4th day Of june, A. d. 1855,
at Cheyenne, Laramie county, Wyoming
territory
, 1885-06-07

DnerlU OF Laramie county.
Dated this 4th day of June, A. d.
1885, at Cheyenne, Laramie county, Wyo-
ming territory.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-10
Cou1fsse Chat.

Louis James is sadly missed by the audi ences attending Lawrence Barrett's perform ances. In many places en tour MT. James was more admired than the star.
 Miss Anderson has steadily refused to see since her arrival at the Bucking- ham, A cinder that accidentally flew into her eye during the voyage has caused ner- vous affection that gives her much pain.
 Signor Perugini made his first appearance on Monday evening at the Casino, New York. He met with cordial reception and was the recipient of several floral tributes.
 The Excelsior Folly company lately strand ed in this city has been reorganized. It opened in Boston last week.
 Theodore Wachtel, the son of the great tenor, will make his first appearance in Amer ica at the Thalia theater October 18th in the 'FPostillion of Lonjumeau."
 Miss Alberta Gallatin, Virginia beauty, nineteen years of age, the daughter of a ia during the late war, is in New York and will burst upon the public a star before the close of the season. Her family is one of the best known and wealthiest in the South.
 The original creator of Valentine in Gou- mods Faust, NJ. Raynal, recently died in Paris.
 MT. Hubert Wilke, who makes his first ap- pearance as a star at Niblo's Garden in a spectacular play which the Kiralfy Brothers produce there November 30th, has acted the leading part upwards of three hundred times in Germany. He speaks English like a native.
 Herman, the prestidigitateur, is now giv- ing exhibitions of his dexterity at the Eden Theater, Paris.
 Minnie Hauk has been having great suc- cess at Prague in Nanon and Carmen.
 Modieska began her tour Monday at Eas- ton, Pa. MT. Daniel Frohman gives her 8 certainty of seventeen hundred and fifty dol lars per week.
 Frederic Kiel, celebrated German organ ist, died lately at Belgium. He was also known as professor and composer.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-10

looking at him and remembers that he must die like a Briton, no more give way to sad thoughts, and above all let no one see that his heart is near breaking. Composing his features, hs walks towards his e2ecutioners with staggering, but resolute gait, and once more defes them with the words: "La An gleterre is the first nation in the world!" These wrong genders, this odd pronunciation, evoked few smiles it is true, but very few of those smiling faces were fearless. That virile and thoroughly English manner of mastering the most poignant physical and moral suffering, that internal struggle, that fervent patriotism, that national pride and last thought for home and it's dear ones all helped to move the hearts of the spectator, and the good folks who had come to applaud M. Clement Just in the role of the English man returned to their homes friends and ad- mirers of England. Will the French con- tinue to represent in their plays the English as phlegmatic and eccentric, but good, patri- otic, generous and brave? I hope SO; but I am afraid some French dramatic author talk ing MT. Harris for serious author, will think of going in for the revenge.
 The reports which reached England an nouncing the untimely death of Jumbo caused a mild sensation. While taking leave to doubt the accuracy of the story, the daily papers all had, besides long descriptive tele- grams, leading articles or paragraphs upon "Jumbo's life and adventures" Great, in- deed, is the regret for this famous animal, on whose back so many young Britons have rid den. The lady who sent widows cap to Alice" when her mate was taken away by MT. Barnum will assuredly make some fitting tribute to Jumbos memory, if it be but a bun-1ike rosette of crape.
 What satire on royalty, the gathering of crowned heads now staying at Fredensborg Palace in Denmark! The Russian imperial family are there, the Prince of Wales, the King of Greece, the Duke of Chartres and other members of the ancient house of Or leans. But the Orleans family are royal only when away from their own country; the Rus sian family feel safe and happy only when ont of Russia. The King of Denmark is just now at daggers drawn with his own peo- pie, having suspended the constitution to keep an unpopular ministry in office in spite of the enormous majority against them in the Danish Parliament.
 Fredensborg is palace to-day. remarks an advanced contemporary; it may be a prison tomorrow. MAX O'RELL.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-10
TERRIBLE.


 'Listen to your wife," says a medical ad- vertisement. What terrible remedies they do get nowadays!"- Boston Transcript.
 I say, you know, when the secretary of the treasury resigns, does he not give up the coin under him? Send stamp for explana- tion.-Burdette.
 An agricultural paper says, 'Smilax won't start from slips" If this is reliable, no one need ever mistake smilax for a fsrryboat.- New York Graphic.
 A key is among the latest ornaments" for women's bonnets. Perhaps it will be utilized when they unfasten their locks before retir- ing-Boston Transcript.
 A western editor casually refers to new baby being born in the neighborhood The birth of an old baby would surprise him still more, we venture to say.-Philadelphia Call.
 It takes 250 bushels of potatoes to make one ton of starch and one good dose of Ep- som salts will take all the starch out of a man. So you see this is g funny world Boston Post.
 "A new policeman on the beat" remarks esteemed contemporary. We'll that's too bad. The old policeman was on the beat, too. Times don't seem to improve any, Bloomington Eye.
 First female-"What business are you en- gagged in nowa'' Second female-:'I am a book agent" F. F.-''What have you to do?" s. F.-'sNothing but talk" F. F. ''How delightful"- Courier
 woman with the rather ominous name of Medander Olmstead was married at Mid dletown few days ago. When her hus- band comes in late and she says ''Medander is up," we bet he'll quail-Binghamton Re- publican.
 A lady in Georgia has bed of "1ive'' geese feathers plucked during the revolution ary war. It is not stated whether the geese are alive yet or not. It might be well to look for them in the markets about Christmas time.-Boston Globe.
 Lectures on cooking" exclaimed Mrs. B.; 'no, I'm not going to lem. My husband lectures on cooking, and when he men, body to applaud. ."-Louisville Courier, Jour- nal.
 We shall soon have them learning how to sharpen lead pencil and how to shut car door after them, and there will no longer be difference in the conduct of the sexes.- New York World.
 A Boston lady who had recently moved to Chicago, in speaking to a new acquaint- ance, said, ''I suffer terribly from insomnia. !" Strange" said the N. A., Gin the house, too; you'll have to get a trap" She thought insomnia Bostonese for rats.-Evansville Ar gus.
 Mrs. Goldust-Are we not going to Europe this year, Charles!
 MT. Goldust-No, my love; at least not this winter.
 'I am disappointed"
 ''So am I, but it can't be helped. My bus mess is in such a state that I cannot possibly fail before the first of February, and that will be too late for ocean travel. ."-Philadel- phia Call
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-10
ghe 9ut1rna1 aud Gnmrier.
saturday, October 10, 1883.
THE COOLIE QUESTION.

The San Francisco Bulletin is 2 patriotic, intelligent and conservative newspaper Therefore, what it has to say concerning what it calls sfths coo1ie excitement in the territories'' is worth attention. The Bulle- tion sums up the situation by saying that the Chinese at Butte, Montana, whose time for leaving the territory had expired, were protected in their quarters by three hundred deputy marshals; at Rock Springs, Wyo- ming, the Chinese miners were at work under the protection of six companies of arm had not yet been barred in Washington territory, where the working people had held convention and given public notice that the Chinese must leave on or before November 7th. "The cold, historical fact is," says the Bulletin. ''that three out of the eleven terri tories are all at once in high state of excite ment on the Chinese question The move ment in them has taken a more ulterior form than has yet been exhibited. The pur- pose is the simple and direct one of expelling the Chinese without regard to where they go, provided they rid these young communi ties of their presence" This opposition to the invaders twill not be modified or re- duced in strength; on the contrary, it is sure to grow and expand" The question is 'spassing out of the constitutional or legal phase; it is tending in the direction of force and the ultimate processes of treatment" It is admitted that ''the federal government may be able, by the exercise of all the force at it's command, to uphold Coolieism in these regions; but if it tries to do so as regular and permanent thing, it will not be engaged in good business; furthermore, it will not be able to continue at it for a very long period"
 This is plain talk and may be taken to fairly represent western opinion. But the Bulletin goes further and threatens as fol lows: The party which should undertake to uphold Coolieism in the territories by fede- ral bayonets is not going to have long lease of power. The Democratic party made a bad fist of it trying to uphold the preceding form of slavery in these communities. The States will no doubt find the means to greatly cir cumscribe the evil. In the territories the federal power is paramount. If it should become implicated with Coolieism as it was with African slavery, history will be quite certain to repeat itself.
 Still, the administration must enforce the laws. It will not do for the government to stand aside and let the Chinese be murdered. While they are in this country they are en- titled to life, liberty and the pursuit of hap piness. And it is poor business for the Bull letin to seem to encourage those who would forcibly deprive them of their rights.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-10

A physician, in an article in the Homiletic Review, says that ministers als dyspeptic to an alarming degree and charges their indi- gestion to physical laziness and the big din ners to which they are frequently invited. Ha! Ha!