Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

There's no flour IN the idler's loaf
The mouse a woman never ieap-l
moustache.
"Nerc you bull or bearl" asselp
acquaintance of aspeculator "Nehs
he replied, ~ was an ass. NJ ,rlisgis
Free Press.
The alamanac has its uses Without
it would be almost impossible to dih
guish spring from winte~ or winter from
spring. Boston Transcript.
RECOGNIZES FRIEND.
And now the watermelon green
In market stalls attracts the eve;
The doctor with smiling mien
Regards it rs he passes by
Boston Coprs,
"The Northwest lumber resources
have decreased twenty-five per cent IN
the last year. The supply Of block
heads. however, keeps right up with ID
demand.
A Wisconsin man was reported a
murdered" when the word should have
been "married. y but the distinction vs
so slight that the proof-rcader let pA
- Boston Pest.
You can find man VIII" enjoys break
ing in new boots good deal easiertha
you can converse with woman E5
wouldn't stop eating pic to kiss bag
any time. - ChicagO Ledger.
The Jones and the Browns, lis true, gooII
showing make;
But you'll agree our family from them ~
take the cake
Yet should you chance TO doubt the fact 3D.
reckon IL myth,
just look in tho directory and find The nam
-Dh
81 have here letter directed to "
prcttiest woman in the house o
nounced the presidentess of q wouaal
convention. Foar reporters on the lIo5
seat were trampled to death in the T%
for the speakers stand.
Asking too much-A man applied ai
house in San Antonio for aid. la
should go to work and earn a LIVING
was the indignant reply. go to Eoh
It isn't bad enough that ] am 80 PoA
that / have to beg, and here you COM
and want me to work beside "-Ts
iigs.
"What and When to Eat" is the nih
of an article in an exchange. THIS !.
subject on which we are posted ~ y
"when" never gave us any trouble y ~ i
our eating, but we have been conlpe W.
to do laundering sight of sklrmisn,ss
around after the "what. "--AsSHaa =
dependent.
THE MERRY MAIDEN.
The seaIslxin sacque, that erst with prl0' "
wore,
Is now in camphor safely laid away
And from the sultry city TO the shore a
With pleasure hastes the maiden IaH
gay.
In linen, lawn, or muslin, or plqne,
And ribbons at her throat, vision az i.. n,
Along the yellow sands where waVslsSP''
She passes slowly, with pensiye ar, "a
Creating havoc 'mong the hearts o. ~
Boston Court.
Call girl a chick, and she s s..I,
call q woman a hen. and she IT,
Cali a young woman a witch, ana =.
pleased; :, call an old woman Wltcn, :. !.
she is indignant. Call girl o NV" w.
and she rather likes it; call WoD :,
cat, and she'll hate you. Queer SEX -
it2-Rsd Huff (Cat.) News
Say not that the day Of dlsintelss.
benevolence has vanished. We kDo 20,
. man who has the rheumatism -,
hes treated him In the most cflei ~ y.
ner, and vet there is no end to tns 80 80
that man has done for that rhepiIs'', !,
and he Still contipnasiipl the s''-
selfish course. Boston 1ranseriP''
TIoggArIvE ASTRONOMY
Astronomy Is / derful
And interesting 2: z. 80
The ear8 wolves around the sun
WHICH makes 3 year you
The neon II dad ansa calm, . ~
BY laws Of phys 8 greet; n
It's whore the stars alive II
DO nightly seinsfi 8. y =
II watchful Providence be
With good in 10 tions fraugns
Did not keep up It's grand desiS'
We soon would come 70 ..
Astronomy e derful,
But It's So
man & grasp. and that Is why
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