Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-29
ON HIS LIST,
Aud Would h1 Happily Missed II They
Ne'e to disappear

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The mau wLo -u,okes pspsr cigarettes,
poisuni ie ali ths aiT In the room be IN
habits, in Iha halls and for sew, al y ards
around him on tn, street
TIE man w-o hu -ries ahead Of every boiv
else get iig aboard an elevate ear. To The
im.nlUel peril Of women and children q.
" Il as her men phys. caIly weaker than
mself
Ia man ~&o interrupts waen YOU un-
dertsSe Ia { Tx with hi
Thn argument alive man, who make, IL
seraon> solely for tn purpo Of calling
ou contrary onin rs sui then fight wi h
the owner Of said opini ms because the :
din II from his own
Iha ego l>t ma or woman. whose t'p'c
m rnmg nom night and afternoon. Is self.
who $ slws IS ami without intermiSSion a u
Il. bigger than all other rs
The wris ser who is always quoting what
he has written.
The reporter who has never learn ii that
the words equine and canine are al
SectivsS. ami not punS
and all kinds OF questions; who I ores into
every crevice of Your heart your home
and YOUR parse, Tor the sake of Indulging a
vulgar an / profitle,> cur.o ity.
The man who nevsr gives his sat TO a
MomaI on th hprs. cars wlo can sit while
old women, over y orx ID wom IN. sics women
and tire women tani.
Tha is al m, In
nne things TO give his friends pleasure ami
never does them.
The woman who has seen b.tter davs
and is ALWAYS Sshing AMI talking abrul
them
The woman who has habit of telling
people that she r. q lsiv. fearing tina; if she
did not put the in formation in words rhsy
would ever tini it out
The braggart vino never ~elries If boast
in of his own achievements, said achieve
IN ,nts oite be n acts that should MAJ c
him blush instead of b,aSt.
TIL creature who sp.ts on punIc star
ways, in aors' cars. halls slI other Ilac->
frequ ,lted bv cIaan reople
Tie man who stare, Extensively al women
in public plscn~.
The woman who think. ii smart 70 dis,
pisv weak minde Ines.
The woma1 who, kurwn. u"i i.,:.:-. find 3
fault with -varythng
The very youIg woman VII" talks as
Though every body older than herself Was
Zoo cid for anything
The woman whn ~>ips aud ga shh!e.
sh a.tr II Ia
arc,s
The man who lies aud tn, woman who
dsesn't til tn truth
The msa wh"~s min Is dirty and c,nuot
refrain from ting it. unc cannes. Fl or
out through his sp.ech.
The very young mal who tn nix; ira
fully jolly :" mase fun ot old me an / d
women
The man who trie Ia make an impre ion
"n women by telling them within the f
half hour after he is Inrroducei l. how riCn
he Is.
The intolerant mar who see. no COOL IN
people who differ from him in re igi"l or
politics. .
The man who thinl, h = han l. IN aui
W tpu>tuutIlt' h NfifE Il u~isD hNc' mo
something of a fool r. h nsars mi I'd q a .e
The iucss ant rs ker. mau or woman II
talks to YOU at all I'm mi In al plac
AMI never savs anyt iinc YOU want 20 hear.
The woman who. hivilg thing, il Eei
own life to cnceal thin : >ne can tr.t
keep them dark by a..umIn I h. extrem..
" proper, an showing N ,itber charity nor
mercy TO tho~e who - errors come to Ii :ht.
The man who reads aioui when not asked
10 do So
The man who asks you Nv YOU are get
ting along, a. thou III b. eHpectai you to
tell him everything ahoat voUr e.f, phNsI
cal soclsl dome tic an fn1n,la
The man or woman who Ieri,hes spite
ct people for rsai or fanciel wro igs an
gets even by giving them d = behini ,ir
backs
The suspicious per, On who >e-, evil in the
most iunoc mt &C ION, becaus.a evil j. with
in him or her
The sneerer. male or female who chills
every body within sight by hie shed
sneer.
The man who talk overmuch about his
Gilments al table, or elsewhere.
The extremely young man who knows so
much that he refuse, "a learn any hing
more so long as he lives
The elderly man who ssume> the fat herlv
to an off .nsive extent IN hi, ASSOCIATION
with young and beau iful girl,
The man who accept fayorS ld re .urns
none.
The man who sit cros>-le .ged in a hor-e
car and lets other NJ IN and all womeI wire
tho dirt of hi, sho.S with III .ir clothe, a.
they pass hum
The man who carries h cane horizon.
tally under his arm to the peril Of eyers-
body bshin him
The man who dyes his whiskers and
thinks nobody know, it
The old, Old beau who has never learned
that he ha, lost the power to charm
The woman who was onca a belle. and re-
fuses for the rema nisr OF her life Ia fill
any other role, AMI al o. mInc.s and CO.
quettes a much as she did at Is
The too friendly fri md who sort o take.
charge of YOU, domine.r. over YOU sni
otherwise annoys you till you break ith
him
The perfect creature who has ne>er
sinned, in his own opinion
The man who is a saint abroa and 9
devil at home.
The womsn who sits behind You in the /,
theatre and talks all the t.mn.
The woman who sits in front OF YOU
wearing towering tonnet and bob~ from
side To side, obstructing your view.
The womiu who talks theatre continually /
and the man who talks shop
The friend who nudge, you top frequently |
at public entertainments and whispers his /
criticisms at the most absorbing points OF .
the play. EBBoN OLIVER