The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-06-12

The tombstone of a child, in a
cemetery, visited by the writer while
East, bears the following pathetic
couplet:
The little hero who lies here
Was conquered by the diarear.
Brother Tinan, of Kimball, dropped
in "Wednesday on his return from his
much talked of visit to Ohio. Not
withstanding the hopes of the frater-
nifty poor Tinan looks as if he was
doomed to sew on his own buttons
for some time to oome.-litcheU
Republican.
DR.. Hollinger says that when a
lady,s hair begins to come out, as
after a fever, it Is much better to
SINCE it off than to cut it. That is
all very we'll, but what is to be done
when a mans hair begins to come
out after he is married?
There are fish, scientific authorities
tell us, that live in great numbers in
the ocean, at a depth of 1000 feet be-
low the surface-Er.
There we knew there was some
reason why we did not catch any
more fish at that last fishing party.
We told the girls 800 feet of line
wasn't enough.
Mrs. B. F. Humphrey organized a
Sunday school at No. 4 school-house,
Walaro township, on Sunday June Z.
The following officers We're elected:
supt.. H. Lake; Asst. Supt., Miss
Ella Nedrow; Sec, Mrs. II. C. Ma
son; Treas Miss Nellie Mason. The
TINS Of meeting is a o'clock every
Sunday.
There is a time to laugh and a
time to sing, and a time to be merry
and a time to weep; but there is no
time in this wide, wide world to
button a brand-new, fourply linen
collar or a celluloid collar-button
without wishing that some one had
invented a few words of heavy calibre
to fill long-felt want.
Country editor Ito minister)-I hear
that you preached on "Save My
lambs" Minister-sYes." Country
editor-"Wo uld you mind giving me
a synopsis of the sermon for this
weeks issue? We have just added an
agricultural department to the paper,
and it's catching the farmers right
and left"
While a certain Ohio editor was
home sick with the typhoid fever
and his wife and little daughter were
suffering at the same time with
dlphthcria and scarlatina, the office
boy clipped and published the talIow-
ing as a medical note:
"Typhoid fevor, diphtheria, and
scarlatlna are the results of human
ignorance, stupidity, l~aziness and
filth, rather than the visitation of
God"
Painesville can boast of more ba-
bles TO the Square inch than IL 9TH
err town of its size in the State
Northern Ohio Journal.
Were it not that you limit your
statement, Jim, within the bounda-
ries of Ohio we would like to bet you
that Kimball can show more babies
to the square inch than gainesville
can to the square mile. Babies!
Pshaw! coMe to Dakota, maa. ana
watch a spring crop come in.
"Pve drank poor liquor" said a
countryman as he paid his bill a, the
kimball House yesterday morning,
"but tibet whiskey found in my room
las night is the d-est stuff l ever
tasted. l drank n bottle and tibet
was enough for yours truly"
"What whiskey do you mean?"
asked mine host, Conant.
"That whiskey labeled hand gre
nade'. It's a new brand ter me-, an
| don't want no more of it.
The foreman OF the GRAPHIC, editor
pro TEN, was SO frustrated upon the
arrival of the editor he neglected to
notice through the columns of the
GRAPHIC last week the arrival of II.
E. Gates and his family. The family
are now nicely settled in the Warner
place, which Mr.. Gates has rented.
Mrs. Gates is well pleased with Kim,
bali and vicinity, and will be a very
welcome addition to our society.
By an oversight Of the editor pro
tenn of the GRAPHIC the visit of the
Chamberlain Dramatic club to Kim
ball was not noticed in these columns.
The editor Of the GRAp4.lc takes the
first opportunity to apologize to the
club for the seeming slight = for it
VAS unintentional- assuring them
had he been here the GRAPHIC would