Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-22
EMORY STORRS.
The Great Chicago lawyers Eccen-
tricities-ScOundrel for Clients.


he trent ohic"so L"wyers Eccc"-
icities-scoshdreis ior Ciiehts'
:. Emory storrs Is dead, and the Kepub-
lican party has lost the most effective
campaign orator 1t has had since lnger.
soil lost his interest in the plumed
knight. Storrs had been eating cigars
ana poisoning MS Dlood III otner ways Tor
;iiahy years. he always carried d cigar
~ ilis lou.n, sIneiaiy unils,iVeu' anu
ene giastiy hue vi ms SKIN toiu Vi .he
eIiecL upon ms near anu stomach. AS a
speaker l,e Poseesseu s!eu. Po"el. WI;
o.orTs was famous ior MS iarge ices, anu
useu W say IiitI "nel nc ueiehuSu
IIscal- anu my ciiehts are ihostly vi
.lia! ie!suusiol -he Wpuiu ln.erPoiate
III MS iillniitaple way Always charge
eile,n uouoie wna. 1 thilk my services
are wortn, nan t1e ice ior PROFESSIONAL
a az !ne o'iet , nan nan i4r wear anu >, 'gIr
vi ooiisc.elce anu ioss Vi Lepi.a'iohi he
MAS Jcklng oll tliis suplect one nlehI at
tiie hiegs mouse, ana ASKED MN now
MS cilch's i,keu tiiat sol, oi tning' ,I.
seeins W piease 'leh, ne repleu.
rascal VIII always pay Twice as hucli 10
se. ous ~ LIQUIDS Us an hollest iii'h' l's
pa i vi the risks Oh tneic trade:
:, r 7 was ueieiiulhg urn vi swihalers
IN lineage a once, ne contlnuea' anu
t .aiGil e,'se wus ole vi 'ne lileahesI ! eyer
taohiIuIa iow' uir.y, iiiseIaDle swliiuie,
y! Miiel. .mey souseu tiie iar.leIs vi .he
l,o..,imesS Hus y, .,ieit 'Lsss ~ Ine iios'
consciousness way L hearu !ney were
soIiS - ~ re'i'ii me- anu liaue up my
iii'iiu
so when they came to my Office the first
question l asked was How much money
have you gotY They said they had
enough to see the thing through. When
told them wanted retainer OF $4,000
they stared at me in wild sort OF way
and then retired Tor consultation, After
awhile they came back and said they
would und be willing to pay something like
5000, and rs they. had hired Il good
many lawyers, thought that was quite as
much rs the service they asked would be
worth told them they had figured it
out with unusual accuracy, rs 5000 was
Just about what the charges ordinarily
would be, and was willing to accept that
as iull compensation Tor my professional
services. But then, added, want S5,OOt
Tor associatlng with such cattle as you.
And they, paid me $1,000 in advance
once heard Storrs tell OF the first fec
he ever received. lie was Just admitted
to the bar. and was in the office OF 9
prominent lawyer OF an interior city o.
Illinois. farmer who had COW killed
oy ~ i"liMay u",li elipioyeu mn W prose
uu.d SUI nv ior o"''i"ses, anu 'o'ofIs sot
seIuicI lor T'?. Jew uays aite5 VT
larl a ca'io IN ruppinS ms Sanus II
srea. s'oe, anu cohela'uia.eu otorrs vi
.n nH 3Ion. speoun nu liiu1 W .le Jury
ak sa;d u,a far mnSn s VII, MY ,',a n
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IT, ~ ~, 10 Inoio .,,ai can ooiiipre
omus I'mn iia ',,, Oo ~ t''av spJeoi
yn To- 49,, M i;, =. Voc u'i.S ePII.n, ii''
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Ana seldom wore one threeo Jour times
Two oil me Leading dealers IN chicago q
ways hotlhed nm wheh tney received
iresh supply, so that he might make NJ
cholee, ana ne usually bought them b
me dozen. When he mad worn them
lew ,lmes he gave them to ms lad
friends 10 cut up Tor crazy quits lie wa