Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1885-07-23

Chap. L. HAS Malaria" goes to Florida
Chap, III. "0yerworked," goes 10 Europe.
Chan. III "Haa Rheumatism;' goes 10 Ems
chap. Nv. Has sow with his Doctor
The above chapters, Mr.. Editor, /
find in book recently published, by an
anonymous author. Ihayeread a deal
of sarcasm in my day but Inever read
anything equal TO the sarcasm herein
contained. | suspect the experience
portrayed is a personal one; IN short,
the author intlmates as much on page
81 Let me give you "A synopsis:
Malaria as it states, is the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
up multitude OF i'll feelings which they
do not understand, and do not much
care to investigate. 1t is also cover
for such diseases as they cannot cure.
When they advise their patient TO
travel or that he has overworked and
needs rest and is probably suffering
from malaria, it is a confession OF ig-
norance or OF inability. The patient
goes abroad. The change is Il tonic and
for a time he feels better. Comes home.
Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, ir-
ritability, tired feelings, and general
uniitness for business are succeeded in
due time by alarming attacks OF rheu-
matism which fits about his body re-
CARELESS of all human feelings.
1t is muscular,--in his back, Attic
ular,- his joints. Inflammatory,
my! how he fears it will fly to his
heartl Now off he goes to the springs.
The doctor sends him there, of course.
to get well; at the same time he does
not really want him to die on his
handsl
That would hurt his business!
Better for "A few days. Returns. Af-
ter while neuralgia transtixes him.
He bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu-
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
his left side; is fretful; very nervous and
irritable; is pale and fiabby; has fire.
quent chills and fevers; everything
about him seems togo wrong; becomes
suspicious; masters up strength and
demands to know what is killing him!
Great heaven" he cries, why have
You kept me so long in ignorance"
Because" said the doctor, II read
your fate five years ago. thought
best to keep you comfortable and ig-
norant OF the facts.
He dismisses his doctor, bat too
late! His fortune has all gone to fees.
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day a well known Wall
Street banker said to me, lit is really
astonishing how general bright's dis
ease is becoming. Two ofmy personal
friends are now dying Of it. But it is
not incurable | am certain, for my
nephew was recently cured when his
physicians said recovery was impossl-
BILE. The case seems to me to be a
wonderful one" This gentleman for
merly represented his government in
| n foreign country. He knows, appre-
ciates and declares the value of that
preparation, because his nephew, who
| is a son of Danish Nice-Consul Schmidt,
was pronounced incurable when the
remedy, Warner 5 safe cure, was begun.
! "Yes," said his father. IL was very
skeptical but since taking that remedy
| the boy is well ="
| ! regret to note that eN-President
| Arthur is said to be n victim of this
terrible disease. lie ought to live but
! the probabilities are that since auth
orized remedies cannot cure him,
his physicians will not advise him
to save his life, as so many
! thousands have done by the use
of Warmers safe cure which Gen. Chris
tiansen at DreNel, Morgan & Co., told
me he regarded, cas- n wonderful RENE
dy."
Well, suppose the hero OF the book
cured himself by the same means. The
internal evidence points very strongly
/ to this conclusion,
! cannot close my notice ofthis book
better than by quoting his advice to
readers:
If, my friend, you have such an ex,
perience as have portrayed, do not
| put your trust in physicians to the ex-
/ clusion OF other remedial agencies.
| They have no monopoly over disease
and personally know that many OF
! them are so very conscientious that
they would far prefer that their pa.
! TENTS should 60 to Heaven direct from
! their poweeless hands than that they
| should be saved to earth by the use oi
1 any unauthorized means"
And that the authors condemnation
is too true, how many thousands
1uped, and yet rescued, as he was, can
personally testify?