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Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06
SOnE FAMrLIAR saYiNos

Shakespeare gives us more pithy say
ings than any other author. From him
We Gull: Count their chickens ere they
are Matched" Make doubly sure"
Look before you leap" Christmas
comes but once year." Washington
Irving gives US the almighty dollar. q"
Thomas Norton queried long ago, "What
will Mrs. Grundy say?" while Gold
smith answers, "Ask me no questions and
I'll tell you no fibs." Thomas Tusser, q
writer of the sixteenth century, gives us
Its IN i'll wind that turns no good, I"
"Better late than never" "Look ere
you leap" and 1.-The stone that is roll
ing will gather no moss" "All cry and
nO wool" is found in Buffers "Hndi-
bras" Dryden says: "None but the
brave deserve the fair" Men are. but
children of the larger growth, Through
thick and thin" "Of two evils have
c ioseu the least" and "The end must
Justify the MEANS" are from Matthew
Prior. We are indebted to Colley Glib
Der for the agreeable intelligence that
Richard is himself again." Cowper
tells us that variety is the spice Of
life" To Milton we owe "The Paradise
OF Fools" From Bacon comes "Know-
ledge is power" and Thomas Southerne
RI minds us that PHYS akin to love. 4"
Dean Swift thought that BREAD is the
staff Il lifc." Campbell found that ''Com-
ing events cast their shadows before, +"
anil "'Tis distance lends enGhantment
to the view." "a thing Of beauty is .
Joy ! rever" is from Keats. Franklin
says God helps those who help them
selves" AMI Lawrence Sterne comforts
Is with tile thought that "God tempers
.ha wind to the shnrr lc-.."
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06
What You Saw,

"There are many frauds advertised
for the hair" YOU say. So there are
but Parker's Hair Balsam is not one
of them. II will not work miracles
but it will do better service for your
hair than anything else you can find
Restores its original color, cures dan
druf, gives new growth. Elegantly
perfumed. Not dye.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

CONCORD, Mass.-DEAR AMOS:
think not; but sometimes have fancie,
that il one should cut two rabbits dow,
he back in order to broil them-rabbit
ire very good when nicely broiled--on,
night be said TO be splitting hares
'"''rs sincerely, r. W. EMERsaa
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

SOME think that self-examination con.
sists i'll dwelling on the question, Sam
a Chi tian?" That question ought to
be deci led once for all. To keep it open
is to trihe with Gods promises.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06
Mothers,

and the many throat affections Of children
promptly, PLEASANTLY and safely relieved by
" Rough on Coughs. Troches, Ice. Balsam
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06
I. HAKE-sP1YrTiNe. |.

CONCORD, MaSs.-DEAR RALPH: Il
you shoot two old rabbits for fun. d,
you "bring down" those gray hares
with sorrow to the grave9 Truly,
a. BRONSON ALcorr.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

lfyOu are falling, broken. worn ont aud ner.
vons, use "Wells' Health Remover" Csc.
Druggists.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06
Trough on Itch."

Hacking. irritating Coughs, Colds,sore Throat,
cured by Trough on Coughs" Troches, l5c.
Liquid, &c.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

"Wel's Health Rcnew.rn restores health
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Headache, Ner
yOusness, Debility, e.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

Ask for though on Coughs" for Coughs
colds, Sore Throat, ilOarsencss. TrOchcs, i5c
Liquid, Csc.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

Strengthening. improved. the hest for back
ache. pains In chest or side, rheumatum, neu.
ragia -tt
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

immediate r, lief and sound rest by using Wells,
though on Coughs" Troches, l5c.; Balsam'
% cents.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

"Rough on Itch" cures humors, euptIons
rinG,worn, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet
chillbans.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

Ask for Wells "Rough on Cornsn Isc, Quick
complete cure. Hard or soft corns. warts, bun.
ions
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

Ladies who would retain freshness and ycac-
lty. Don't fail 10 try "well's Health Renewer.p
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

81, 81, 81, 81. and 81 per Day, easily made
w Asehls -,llins the buok entitled, THE
"Iioh Al HOME" IL treats ON all dts
eaies Oi man And horse. and gives the i,.st no.
| ril~s for their cure. 100 illustrations and 100
pages. Rrtail- for % cts. Agents price 8 CT.
per copy aud lees. according to quantity order.
81. sample Il ~ and full Instructions sent Tor
ue''o" sq'' h"e'on' Mass. dccslY
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

II you are losing your grip On life. try "wells'
Health Remover" Goes pfrect To weak spots.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06
KILLER SKATES.

sent 10 amy part Of tho uuited states. by mail.
prepaid, upon receipt Of price The hesi nni
cheapest Roller Skates in the market. The
nne't heath giving .Neic So ever Invented,
You eau leatn in skate In your own house, lie.
sc,flpli,c aud nr,ce list nj fire. Addr ,s
MMAHLtT uS-oaNk, u Pcmb, ron squA re
~" '""' MASS dec.2ly
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

Horses in the stable, paddock, or when at ex-
ercise, are always liable TO accidental bruises,
etc, which frequently result in enlaTging the
joints and forming unsightly punches ON the
knees and feet, DIR. u, }. Kendall, OFF nos
burgh Falls, W.. has discovered mostsuc ess-
full remedy for these troubles, which is certain
in Its effects and does not blister The Doctor is
in daily receipt Of testimonials Of the cd eff,
feet Of his remedy. Itshouid always be kept on
hand by owners Of horses and keepers of livery
stables. Price 81 per bottle, six bottles for IS.
For sale by druggist everywhere, and bv Dr.
b. j. Kendall Company, Enosburgh Falls,
Vt. oct2'-ly.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

Children, slow in development, punv, scraw
ny, and delicate, use "Well's Health Remover,
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06

FEMALE BARRIERS are multiplying. The
xdon't scald men last enough in the
al way.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-01-06
CLUB LIST.

We will furnish the following papers and pc
,'dicals with the SEMI WEEKLY SOUTH KEN.
TUoKIAN at the subloined cheap rates:
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
The Resl WaY.

He hadan old horse hitched to a
country "pung," and there was
snow on his hat and a SNOWFALL in
each ear as he refined the animal
up alongside the curb and shouted
toa policeman;
us this the nineteenth cen.
tury2"
Feels like it, said the officer.
"And is a free born American
citisen to have his life put in peril
t"gtatify the humor of a mob Of
b4y."
"what has happenedH"
"Thisl" he yelled, as he picked
the pnowball out Of his left ear,
"aud thisl" he yelled sill louder as
lie took the one out of his right
"G've had to run a gauntlet fur
three miles! I've bin popped and
slugged and paralyzed and pulver.
izedl This ere boss has been pop.
ped and pelted and pounded till he
can't rest? demand that protect.
ion guaranteed to every citizen by
the great American Constitution
"You shall hayeit sir. Just con.
slider the mantle Of protection
thrown around you aud your boss. ("
The old man drove of, growing
aud multering, but he hadn't pro.
gressed a block before a snow ball
carried his hat away and another
lifted the old horse of his feet.
"That's too much, that Isl" said
the driver as be rolled of his pung
sideways. "If they haven't got
any better mantle than this in De.
trOit must take keer o my own
libertiesl'
And he rushed to the sidewalk,
grabbed a boy who was going home
with quart Of molasses and tan.
ned his jacket in the good old fash.
toned effective style.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
In His Eye.

Tweuty'six years ago Samuel G
Simpson, then employed in a jew.
elry factory, was cutting a piece OIL
gold from a breast.pin when the
piece flew upward, cutting a deep
slit in his eye,
Although the accident was not
painful, the sight Of the injured
organ was destroyed, The piece oil
gold was one sixty fourth of an
inch thick and Of an oval shape, It's
gratest diameter being about q
quarter Of an ingh. II could NOT
be found at the time Of the accident
A few weeks ago Mr.. Simpsons
eye began to give him intense
pain, and became greatly swollen,
For relief, be applied to it a bread
poultice, which was frequently re.
newed.
When he removed the poultice
recently, he was astonished to find
cliuging to it the piece of gold
which had cut his eye more than a
quarter Of a century ago.
No one had supposed that The
missing gold had imbedded itself
in his eye, and the discovery was
as great a surprise to the patienl
as to his friends.
The sharp edge of the gold had
cut its way downward, and came
through the skin just below the
lower eyelid. Philadelphia Press.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
Shaking a Man.

1saac Newton, Commissioner o.
Agriculture during President Lin.
coins Administration, was a mem
Der of the Society of Friends. Az.
ter every draft his services were
sought TO secure the release Of some
Quaker who, against his peace
principles, had beeu forced into
the army,
Once while conversiug about
fighting with Adjutant.G General L.
D. Townsend, the latter asked him
if he believed it proper always to
carry out the strict letter Of the
Scriptures, and under no circum.
stances to resist.
"oh, no." said Friend Newton,
"there are other ways of resisting
besides fighting, Once, when l was
driving, ! met a man in a wagon.
The road was very narrow, and
the man, seeing that l was a Friend,
refused to turn out, and stopped
directly in the road.
u asked him kindly to turn out
and.let me pass, but he gruffly re.
fused. Friend, said l, If thee will
not turn thy horse | will turn him
for thee
$50 | took the horses head to
turn him. The man jumped out
and ran toward me as if intending
to attack me. | seized him by
both arms above the elbow and
said: Friend, if thee resists, l will
shake thee.'
~ gave him shake as a sample
and he, seeing that | was powerful
and determined, apologized, aud
turned his horse as far out as he
could. But l did not strike himl'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
AGoyernor's story,

Senator Groome, Of Maryland,
recently narrated the following 70
mantle incident in his career
Several years ago when l was a
candidate fotIGoyernorof my State,
a gentlemanina nsighboring town,
where | CHANGED 10 be, said that he
would oppose me on the ground
that | was a bachelor. He was
older than l was, not the best look.
ing man in the world, and had
never been married; SO to silence
him, ! in jest said that / would bet
himahattbat / could find a lady in.
side Of three years who would mar.
~ me and that was better, | was
sure, than be could do. | succeed
ed in backing him down, but | got
into another difficulty. One Of
these newspaper chap somehow or
other got hold Of what | had said
or, rather, what l handn't said
and the first thing that | knew |
was published as offering to bet
that | would be married within
three years, A scribe in Balti.
more, to get ahead Of his fellows,
yentured to give the name of the
lady in that city to whom | was
engaged. From my green and
salad days to that time | had not
thought Of getting married, much
less Of making a wife of the lady
mentioned. | happened to meet
ueIi however, u Jay or TWO alter
ward.-for | knew her-and asked
her what she thought of the rumor.
She told me laughingly that if it
would aid in my election she would
not contradict it until after l be.
came Governor, l believe that it
was never contradicled, aud as |
subsequently, married the lady, it
is now too late to deny it. That
newspaper reporters fertile imag
ination secured for me the best
wife in the world
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

Always by bel quality Of oil.
Never make 4 sudden motion
with alamp, either 10 lifting itor
setting ildown.
Neysr place a lamp on the edge
ofatable Of mantel.
Esyer6ll alamp rdatk,eyen
lyon should have 70 60 without q
light
See Chat che lamp Micks are all
ways clean, and that they work.
freely 10 betube.
NeyerbloE q lamp out from The
top.
Never take alight to a closet
where there are clothes If neces-
sary to 60 to The closet, place the
light al distance.
Use candles when possiblsin go-
ing about the boase and IN bed:
rooms. They are cheaper, cant
explode, and for many purposes
just as good as lamps.
Matches should always be kept
10 stone or e4rthen jars or in tin.
Matches should never be left
where rats or mice can get hold Of
them. There is nothing more to
the taste Of a rat than phosphor.
GUS. Theyswill eat il If they can
get at IT, "A bunch Of matches is
almost certain TO be set FIRE to il a
rat gets att.
II there are any closets in the
house near chimneys or tiues,
which there ought not to be, put
nothing Of a combustible nature
inlo them. Such closets will soil
silver and crack crockeryware and
burn bedding. They form a bad
part Of any house that contains
them.
Never leave any wood near a
furnace, range or stove to dry.
Have your stove looked TO fire..
quenlly to see that there are no
holes for Goals to drop out.
Never put any hot ashes or Goals
in wooden receptacle.
Be sure there are no curtains or
shades that can be blown into a
gasligbt.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

Mic Anna Iohnson. or u Front slreet
coIambas ONO. avs. V suiTered non,
al aeerayated form Or coastioalIon ma
Indigestion for several moulin. Nv fain.
M phssieian tried ali finds 81 r6edieines
and pills. butte no ef.ct. i beean 10 amy
my case was 4 hopeless one. Alfiend n
nine Nm. E.yira Redmond Of Esst ,ona
street this civ, called md seeine tl,e eoil.
ditionI was in, recommended me 10 nv
yoir MAsaIfs Unjust IN fiad hntiiitie
liiish "a Tic nj define. bit aiiet i X dtaken
a few doscs was convinced .ttat N AsA.
LIN was the medicine for me. Aiter /
had taken one bottie / wa entirely wan
ofny comniafnt. j consider 4 one 81 De
ibcStremedles Demonstration / have ever
rsed. Ihaye several ifiends WHO rs Is.
iAgit They think Ii an excellent remedy.
! recommend Il 10 ali Who are afiieted
with constipation Or indiFes,ion. ANY
one donbting this statement Il invited a
call on me Il ~ Front stFeet.s
Mr.. Milton Knots, Urbana. o.. writes:
y Last November one wear aro / val IL.
entick, ard calledin our famllyphysieian.
He examined me and said / md eyn,n.
toms Of typhoid fever. He raye me-
medicine for two weeks Or more with.
outany relief Ibcgan 10 think that my
days on earthwefe fast closing IN. 1
saw At oaee that his medicine would
not reach my disease. lust as / vas about
to concluded that Iwouid have 10 die, my
daughter brought me one ofycurpamph.
lets. 1nosieed q ca'e whase symptoms
we've like mine, and pfRrNA and MANA.
IN had cured him. Ieoasladed q once
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

Figures are wonderful things.
Here is a sample of what can be
done with them; By placing one
grain Of corn on the first square Of
a chessboard, doubling the number
ofgraiuStor each succeeding square,
the quantity Of corn required for
whole board of Sixty.four squares
would fill 1,S44,S75 barns, each
holding 100000 bushels of 100000
grains each, bushels round mum.
bers. Iftho United States grows
100000 bushels each year. 1t
would require a little over $50
years to make enough.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

STANDARD TIME.-East Of Hun.
tiDgton, 10Th meridian, or Eastern time;
West Of Huntington, Goth meridian, OF
Central time, which is one hour slower
than Eastern time.
No, !, daily except Sunday, Richmond
to Clifton Forge; leaves Clifton Forge
daily except Saturday; arrives Cincin.
natl and Louisville daily, except Sunday.
Sleeping Cars from Clifton Forge to
Huntington.
No.2 and 5, daily between Ashland
and Clifton Foige. No. 2, daily, except
Sunday, from Richmond TO Neport News
Old Point and Norfolk.
Nos. 8 and 4. Solid trains daily, with
Pullman Sleeping Cars, between Wash.
ington, Richmond, and Louisville and
Cincinnati. Donot stop for local bust
ness.
No. 8, daily except Sunday, from Lou
isville, Cincinnati, and Lexington, ar
rives Clifton Forge daily, except Monday
leaves Clifton Forge for old Point daily;
except Sunday. Sleeping Cars Hunting.
ton to Clifton Forge.
Charlottesville Accommodation. - No. 8
mixed, leaves Richmond, except Sun.
day, 1886 p. M; arrive Charlottesville, II
p. m. fs'l
No. 8, linked, daily except Sunday,
leaves Charlottesville 800 a. IN, arrives
NnN.s IL o..
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
BuCkIen's Arnica Salye,

The Bat Salrt in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe.
yer Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, OF no pay re.
quired. It's guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price,
% cts. per box. For sale by W. S. Hoy,
Druggist, dec.lO-ly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
The Meaning Or Onr mag.

ll
The Gag for which The heroes
fought, for which they died Is the
symbolot alive are, Of all we hope
70 be. Il means free hands, free
lips, seli-gcyernment, and The SOW
ereignty Of the individual It
meapsthat thisconiipent has been
dedicated to freedom. II means
univeyaI education light for eve
~ mind, knowledge for every child.
Itmeanstba the school house is
the fortress Of Liberty It means
tsgoyernpenls derive their Just
powers from the consent Of the
governed that each man,is &C
ccnntable 70 aud for the govern.
ment;tbat responsibility hand
10 hand with liberty. II means
that II is the duty ofieyery. citizen
to bear his share Of the public bur.
den-to take part in the affairs Of
his town, his county, bis State aud
Ibis country. II means that the
ballot.box is the ark Of the coven
ami; that the source Of authority
must not be poisoned. It means
The perpetualright Of peaceful rev.
olution. Il means that every citi.
zen Of the republic, native or nat.
uralized must be protected at home
in every Stale, abroad in every
land, on every sea. II means that
all distinctions based on birth or
blood have persisted from our laws,
that our government shall stand
between laborand capital, between
the weak and strong, between the
individual and corporation, be.
ween want and wealth, and give
and guarantee simple Justice to all.
II means that there shall be a legal
remedy for every wrong. Itmeans
national hospitality-that we must
welcome to our shores the exiles d
the world, and that we may not
drive them back. Some may be
deformed by labor, dwarfed BY hun.
ger, broken in spirit, victims Of ty.
ranny and caste-in whose sad
faces may be read the touching re
cords Of a wearylife and yet their
children, born Of liberty and love,
will be symmetrical aud fair, intel.
llgent and free.
That flag is the emblem Of su,
preme will-of a nations power.
Beneath its folds the weakest must
be protected and the strongest must
obey. Itshields and canopies alike
the loftiest mansion and the rudest
hut. The flag was given to the air
in the Revolutions darkest days.
1t represents the sufferings Of the
past, the glories yet to be, and like
the banner of heaven, 1t ia the
child Of storm and sun.-R. G. In.
gcasOA.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

"EIla, my child" said a prudish
old maid to a pretty niece, ''if the
Lord had intended your hair to be
curled, he would have done it Him.
self" 80 He did, auntie, when |
was a baby, bat He thinks l am
big enough now to do il mysel.D
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

"You did not dare speak to me
in that manner before | married
you sirI" she indignantly exClaim.
ed. "No; nor you didn't dare come
caVoFIing around me in curlpapers
and rag carpet slippers before l
married you, ma'aml9 he relorted,
Then she cried and he profaniGed.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
Was Afraid he'd Stop.

A young woman from the coun
try was suing her ex.sweetheart for
breach Of promise, and the lawyers
were, as usual, making all sorts Of
inquisitive iuterrogatories.
"You say" remarked one, that
the defendant frequently sat very
close to your
"Yes, SIR" was the reply, with a
hectic flush.
GLOW close2'
"Close enough SOS one cheer was
all the sittin' room we needed"
"And you say be put his arm
around yon2'
"No, didn't"
what did you say, thcnP"
~ said he put both arms around
meH"
"Then whatP"
"He Rugged me-"
Every hardI"
ayes, he did. So hard that
came purity near hOlIerin' rigbr
out"
"why didn't you holler2e
"Cause.
"Thats no reason, Be explicit
plea,e. Because whatP"
"Cause l feared he'd stop"
The court fell of the bench aut
had to be carried out and put un
der The hydrant for the purpose o
resuscitation.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
Pleasure Spoiled.

"My DEAR" said a man to his
wife, as they seated themselves in
a theator, ~ left my pockvtbook at
home"
Haven't you any money at all2"
"only forty cents"
won't that be enoughH"
"EnOughI" he repeated, lmpa.
tiently. "IL's a Eve act play.n
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

1867 Prizes amounting to. s205,5OC
Application for rates to clubs should
be made only to TO the Office Of the Com.
pany in New Orleans.
Forfurther information write clearly,
giving full address. POSTAL
NOTES, Express Money Orders, OF
New York Exchange in ordinary let
ter. Currency by Express (all sums Of
s. and upwards at our expense) adj
NJ a. DAuPHtN,
New Orleans, La,
COZ Seventh ST., Washington, DC.
Make Pc. Money Orders payable and
address Registered Letters to
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK,
mar. l1-4w.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17

Governor Adams, Of Nevada,
happened to overhaul an old coat
the other day and found $1,000 in
one Of the pockets. He had forgot.
ten all about the money. We've
done the same thing dozen times.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
Am AnSwer WanfetI.

Can anyone bring us case Of Kidney
or Liver Complaint that Electric Bitters
will not speedily cure2 We say they
cannot as thousands Of cases already
permanently cured and who are daily
recommending Electric Bltters, will
prove. Bright's Disease, Diabetes, Weak
Back, or any urinary complaint quickly
cured. They purify the blood, regulate
the Bowels, and act directly on tile dis.
eased parts. Every bottle guaranteed.
For sale at DOC. bottle by Dr. W. S.
Hoy, Druggist.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-03-17
One Bottle Instead ornDozen.

"And it took only one bottle to do it,
said gentleman, speaking Of Parker't
Hair Balsam. Ihada run of fever, and
when l got well Of that my hair began
to fall out so fast as to alarm me, l Ire.
ally didn't know what to do, until one
day friend said, TRY Parker's Han
Balsam." That was some months ago.
What surprised me was the fact that one
bottle was enough. l expected to use
up Dozen" Clean, highly perfumed,
not oily, not a dye. Restores original
color,