The Red Cloud chief., 1885-11-06

contribbit 10 the coz two-thirds OF H..
500 wlch / borrercd Nv a Looi,yills
| drummer witch wuz so drunk tia. h,
mistoOk me for n ~solven: ctizen2 Wu7
i 10 keep Lubbock in the po-t-ofis n
the Corners, or wuZ il TO hev that p!ac,
myself - that I Good pas VOC, III,
brec;hrin. wat lowe VOC? Applause
Wa: did Deekin Pogram and Is>aker
Gavit: and Kernel McPelter 90 over n.
20 l%njrany fur and there vote the Dime.
kratlc tikket a the risk Nv the p,n...n
t;ary? Wuz it q keep Pollock and tia,
pest Joe Bgler in the o;iis-s ihey Ill:
! Not much. We are the oven that tro
out the corn. and wat seq the >kr piers:
le shct not DiEzzle the o. that tread
| eth out tie cOrH-'
Wa sort w men does Grover Clcve.
land take Us fur? Does he spose thaI
he wood hcv ben elec.ed he'd he an.
nounced in advance that at the close
u eight months w hi, administrator
Their wood Eev bin a Republican n otis
from Name 10 Texas?
Nv trends. he wood hev stood no
| more clance than a ~muskeeter in Ic.
land. He'd be made SIGH 4 ~aanuunse-
ment. Blame wood hev kerr.ed hcn-
lucky. The shotgun wood hcv dropped
from the rervelis hand NV the Mi,,ippi
Dimocr.,, and the elechshun wood
hey gone by default We shoot never
hev enthoo,ed over civil service or any
other Kind NV reform. on tbeE terms.
Fur wat .ci Ike ShrpIer!9
''}e shet not ma=-te the or uici tread
eth out the cOrn.'
Eez Grover Cleveland hecri from
Ohio? Wat wuz the matter in Ohio
Why wuz Coal-Oil NJ Lane defeetid.
Notwithstanding the money he spent in
bryin votes. and why wuz Hoad.ey de-
feetid? 1t wuz Post-ot,iS that did it.
How Good any disinterestid D;mocra,
wich he'd waited hungrin and ,hirs,.n
fur t%wcnty-four long and dree-y ycers.
30 into the canva, with any zeel when
he saw the Post-oiiis. wich wuz hizLcn.
in pose>hun Nv 4 Black Republican and
no move being made fur hi,tin him?
Wat sort Nv incentive ~ il fur work.
when the %provendcr fur witch they wuz
wOrkin WI within site, and ever.
blasted one NV EN- with a muZzle on? II
Blame he'd bin electid we Good hev fought
on and fought ever. fur We >hood,n,
hev expected anything from him. but
after hevin I'll rcted a Dimekrat Prc,i-
dent, 70 hev the promised land within
ste and reech. and not brin permitted
To- enter and grab. il is too much. No
wonder the DimOcrisy Nv Ohio wiItet.
"le Shet not mu.zie tie or that tr, 0i-
eth ont The corn"
Wat VIII the harvest be? We a-e
muzzled and Grover Cleveland i, the
muzzlc. He stands like a a~damantire
wall betwiNt me and wat | labor,d fur.
Don he know that a Democrat cant
cont MOO Il Democrat without 4 ro,t-
Oils. or. 1T least. the hope NV onc? Tn
der my weary feet i lhccOrn wich | h"y
trodden out fur him. but he hez put u
muzZlc on my mouth and | cant git a
mp. Across the way j. the po,t-oili-
but it is not fur me-. To the rite is Bias
com : bar. but il IS not fur me. \ little
hcyont is Mclcitcr's Dis'illerv but it i,
not fur me. in the White House >it-
Grover Cleveland. put there by me and
sich cz me but he i, cod and Immova-
bic. Wat TO him l. my empty stomach:
Wat to him is it that this mint | am
without 4 shirt. my sole one bein in the
wash? | thOt ! WIZ Il OK mcthinkS now
| am 4 mule. trOd out hi, corr and am
muzzled. Wat a violashcn NV Skripch"ri
"le shell not mu=zle tie or Wtch
trecdcM ont the corn"
My breethrin. cz | am martcred fur
yoor sake. | inip,Ore yoo 10 take up n
subscripshen fur my benefit.
Goliah Sampson scd that ought to be
done. and gift n sheet NV paper they
he'd Pompcy Gavitt. wich kin rite. put
down Their names. and ! wuZ delighted
to see how promptly they cum up and
make ther marks Ell he wrote en-. Not
NV en- subscribe ed less than two
dollars. and felt that | u aGoin t.
get throo the fail in comparit yc COM
till | red wat every blast q one nv
he'd affixed Ia his legle Signatoor.
1t wuz these chillin words: 40 be cred-
tied on account That settled it | am
more muZZi.d now than ever. Wat good
DUE 4 do me To credit on akkount.'
take ten cent, on the dollar. cash,
fur that subscripshen. kin postpone
my diets. but the crayin nv my Dime
siumick for stimulants is to-
wunst. PETROLEUM ' Massey.
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