Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-08-22
INc Oihcr Jyisrocrcs.

Thc amer Jyisrocrcs.
AN the available land in the State
OF Colimn (MexicoJ suitable for grow.
ing coffee has lately been bought up 10y
some rich German firms, whose enter
prise has given new .lifc.to the state,
1t is said that an American company
which established itself few years ago
near Colima is now netting most hand
some profits. 1t would be a good
thing for this country some rich people
of any nationality whatever would give
kona, Hawaii, a trial in the same
spirit. - 7Me GrcGf Paber. True for
you, brother Creighton. For these and
other grains of wheat in your daily
bushcl of chafl, may we be duly thank
fu.
at is the fulfilled prcrogativc Of
every man to make fool of himself.
What causes no end OF trouble in the
world is the pcrvcrsity of our fellow
mortals III prcfcrring to make fools OF
themselves after Their own methods to
accepting our own peculiar and darling
mode of doing the same. San FraH-
tiScD .A'goRaM Very true, brother
PMley, very true. And at this par
ticular juncturc one can't help wonder
ing whether Monsignore Capcl or your
self is wearing the larger cap or jang-
ling the louder bells.
''lf the detection from the Opposi-
ton continues, as it is absolutely GER
tain to do, our contemporary will find
its occupation gone before the election.
1t will then have either to publish facts
and run decent sheet, or shut up
shop. "--O,gan Q/ tie HwboSkioa. The
above refers to the Gazette. We
sometimes make fun of our sedate and
ponderous weekly contemporary. Blu,
when the organ of the Imposition takes
the Gazette to task on question o
veracity, the spectacle is one to make
angels weep.
Jerry proved himself an able an6
reliable steed Sooner by the way
had been discarded, as deficient in in
tel!ect and understanding, and unf
for the service of the Bulletin. "-M,;
Norman LQgan, IN Honoinh Dali
Etening Bniit!in. O Great Baalam
come down from thy celestial heights
and saddle this unutterable donkey
for no cinch less broad than thine car
cover the obesity OF his ignorance anc
the adipose rotundance Of his frozer
check.
ella Wheeler Wilcox is said to b,
contemplating writing a sequel to he
poem, Malaria. She will call it Qui
nine, This is indeed a bitter pill"
San Fjrannsdo Examiner The bpsincs.
manager and poet Of Mr.. Spreckels
Advertiser is said to be contcmpla
ting n sequel to his poem, Sleep
less Nights. 1t will be called Sleep,
days. And will be presented to eacl
Of his business rivals with request t,
read carefully.
miss Clcveland's book is sure Of
large circulation All the postmaster
will subscribe, ior fear of being takel
for offensive par,isans' il they do not.
--,X LoMis HAap. Perhaps wher
Brother Walter writes the history O
"How Sam Brannan and Played tn,
Little Mormon Racket for All it wa
Worth" this hint may be OF advantag,
to him.
"rhose wicked Londoners nudg
each other and snicker when they rea,
that Alber, Edward has stopped hi
Pail Mall Gazette. -" IHshfy6xyy Ame,
nan. We smiled also not man
months ago when the Hawaiian Foreigl
Office stopped its Saturday Press.
'If one is strictly scientific one car
with Professor Huxley, call a primros
a 'corollidorial dicoiiledynous exogen.
, - VafHy5Dy Aysrsoan Cordially =,
ieued to the Gazette