New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-11-22
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
Johns Hopkins University is to have new physical
laboratory and observatory built at an expense Oh
100000.

laboratory and observatory built at an expense Ol
100000.
The glad Thanksgiyng's near IA,
That yearly comes 10 cheer us,
When rich 'ninco pies are served up smoking
The iol.y farmers killing.
His turkeys now ana hiIlhg
Tho crop OF each with several pounds OF sRot'
boston Post.
Bcekeepers have new grievance. 1t seems II there Is
cider. mill near hive OF bees the bees go to the mill
and soon become regular old soaks Many OF them MI
drnnkards' graves, while Others contract habits OF
dlene,- hanging around all day drinking and talking
poltics presumably Just like lords OF creation It looks
a. II Dr. Wattss immortal hymn would have to be
revised. Some beekeepers are, however. asking tho
cider makers TO fence In their mills with Inc wire
netting
tits beloved that in ten years iankton PAX; Will be
An INLAND town la front ~ the city where the river ran
twenty feet deep Ave Years ago. thero ere row ore
hundred acres OF and six feet above high water marx
Inc river Is moving toward Nebraska -, Philadelphia
Inquirer
CoNT WIKI ANOTHER GIRL.
The eyes may sparkle, the lips may smlle
And misery merriincnt fcl%n,
The tongue may jest and all TIE Whhe
The heaut feel q bitter pain
And soft ia with the maid tonight
The maiden fair and young
Aud the jest Is on her tongue.
Rut OH tho maidens heart makes moan.
And her brain "a I'm whirl,
For her beau to tho skating ring has gone
Tonight with another gir. -
said that the autograph lend is again actively
o,,,,,5 I'm tho pursuit Of his netarous industry One
-, he wrote to General Sherman tho othoI day for his
and lock OF his hair He prOmpty received
rho following answer regret to state that as my
orcrl, 1. bald and ~ the who formerly wrote my
autographs has been dismissed L cannot comply with
your request" No signature was appended.
,r,oro f., tcu Of some ono buying The 81 Louis
R,pnbican Whoever makes the purchase should at
once enter into contract To swap names with me 6obe
Democrat No place In the world eT roe ~ 51s sOd
Republican PAPER named Inc Democrat Chicago
Inter-Oc
THE CHARACTERISTICS.
Tho swnrthy son OF sunny Italy
Una lctt the thOroughtareS-
Aud VIC regret It. Tor he played quite prettily
The old familiar airs
n. rlaved to empty houses where 40 let's"
We're not exposed to view
paved Johnny Morgan" aud "swest vOIots"
And also Pe0ka-bOO
And rcvcr deemed his labor only loss
Rnt simply thought the people mighty oloso,
And further onward s,rAyeu
Farewell till spring-then come with "Peek'SB0o."
Tine Letter in the Caudc'-
We loved thy music well because We knew
TWAS every bit by Handle. 5000. l,..,
new chapel TO cost s25O.OOO is in process OF cree
tiOn Of LenlSh tuHoistOb'
THE sPINSTER,
She was sour spinster,
woman OF renOwn.
or vinegurish features
Aud ever present frOwn.
Rhe kept the girls nettleS,
Likewise the boys the same
Did this peculiar creature
or gossip-Adding fsine
Her cellar It was laden
With picked things I'm Jarst
She constant Was creating
Among the ncighbOrS wars
Her attic II WAS crowded
with nimpeS hung To dry
She said they would be useful
Who knows In by and by.
Tho nlague II came and snote them
The people OF the town.
The spinster an angel
For all her past renown
The doctors fled I'm terror
Feai-sricken from the plaoe'
(lOd bess the ugly spinstor
! or vinogarlsh race
| Her simples from the attic
| Kant down the hrcbrandi
| And tempes that Wero pursuing
| Iooled underneath hor hhnd.
| Ood blrss tho dear Old oreatureI
| Although her tongue was keen.
| To-day among the people
| bho is their potted queen. 49,.
Van here again" SAID tho man IN the restaurant q
ma s9t down at tho reL orteps table. I've lust com
| bnck from York. queer lace. that Quosr n9y
In It's rostsursnte went INTO ono oi them and ora
| Tor a dry pan Tho waiter stared AZ mo- ana
| rsn.ated nv order Then he said: Phfwat Ia
want sorr BY that time WAS getting mad; 80 saio
very distnety wst sonS Ranh hSa,s hin Ten ti
cook to got up Boston roasti 80 tnon Anom 'd
this New York fora dry pan 10 boston roast ";
was full meal whon got IT, though oysesS u" ian