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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-02-05

My stock of Medium and Common Furniture
IVl is full up of all kinds of Furniture kept in
this market, that was bought right, and we intend
to keep the lead in the trade.
~ TT O,IEAPV
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McELWEE d. DARWIN.

-McEL !" a. DAn '"
NNIE would respectfully announce to our
w friends and the consumers Of fresh meats,
that we have secured the services of tirst-class
butcher, who thoroughly understands the art of
siaughtering and dressing meats in the best and
cleanliest manner known to the trade. We claim
that our market is the best in the State, outside
Of Charleston, and can
FURNISH MEATS AND SAUSAGES
At prices that will compete with all. We are
also introducing to the public some Novelties III
our business, in this section, viz:
Liver Pudding, Blood Pudding, extra German
LIVER Pudding, extra German Blood Pudding,
Hogs Head Cheese, Bologna Sausage, all sizes
stuffed Sausage, mixed also pure Pork Sausage.
We furnish our customers with
FRESH MEAT EVERY DAY.
The highest cash price paid for fat beef cattle.
:GS- Dry and Green Hides wanted, for which
we will pay the highest cash price.
McELWEE IL DARWIN.
February 3 6 tt
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LIME.

Always on hand, a full supply Of Simons' pure
Lime.
RIDDLE & PEGRAM.
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L.. l.. SMITH.

Il WOULD respectfully beg leave to inform
4 those who are owing to call and settle with
thorized them to collect and sign for me.
l.. i. SMITH,
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DRESS CHARTS.

DNFISS NIfANTSs
T AM fully prepared to teach MARkLEY q
/ FULLMERS GLOVE-FITTING SYSTEM
Of DRESS CUTTING. Any lady of ordinary
intelligence can learn the entire system in from
three to five hours If the rules Of the system
are strictly observed a fit is Perfect salts
faction given or no charge made. \ number of
CHARTS now on hand. Charges reasonable.
For further particulars, apply to
MARY e. FERGUSON,
Sole Agent for York county,
Yorkville, S. c.
December II so tt
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Spstial Wotites.
RaIipinnS Notice.

Rev. J. r. McAlpine will preach at Beersheba
Church on Saturday, the 18th, and Sunday, the
l5h of February instant. Communion on Sum
day.
February 5 6 2t
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PATAPSCO GUANO.

This brand is also we'll known to the public.
It's base is Navassa Island Phosphate, ammonia
ted with blood. We print below DR.. Lehman's
analysis
Of Analysis of sample Of Patapsco Guano (no
mark) received in tin box, Oct. 8, 1884, from Pa
tapsco GuanO Company,
Moisture at 100 per c. S.15 perc.
Organic matter yielding
Ammonia, 2.5s per- C.
Phosphoric Acid soluble, 773perc.
Phosphoric Acid reverted 3.2Operc C.
Phosphoric Acid available 1888 per C.
Phosphoric Acid insoluble 3.53perc.
Total. ...".............l4.46 6perc.
Potash TX. o. 22s per C.
This Guano is extensively manufactured in
Baltimore. We sold 80 tons last season and it
gave splendid satisfaction.
STANDARD GUANO
A CID Phosphate, German Kainit, and Cotton
N Seed Meal always on hand.
CATAWBA MILLS co. FERTILIZER.
This Guano is manufactured in Chester, S. c.,
by the Catawba Oil Mills. 1t is rich in Ammo
MA Sulphuric Acid and Potash, and we feel no
hesitancy in saying that it is good Fertilizer
as can be made Its base is Cotton Seed Meal.
We want all enterprising farmers try this Guano
We can sell it at $50 pounds mlddllnS cotton,
payable November lSt.
Patapsco Guano and Acid.
Pelican Guano and Acid.
German Kainit.
Wemake this extraordinary oher 10 the puDlc:
TO any one purchasing one ton of our Acid
Phosphate at 275 pounds cotton, payable No
vember lst, we will give, when he buys the Acid,
one Nickle- Plated Waterbury Clock; with eve
ry two tons one Watch
We give one Watch with every ton of Ammo
mated Guano, we sell at 400 pounds of Cotton.
Come and get one of these Watches. They are
good time keepers.
We can give straight money price, or Cotton
price to any one not desiring Watch or Clock.
o,1c oil off thn hirhp a
sold already 100 Sacks. Come and give us your
name COLCOCk IL PARISH.
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EXECUTORS NOTICE.

LII persons having claims against the estate OF
u JOHN SMITH, deceased, are notified to
make payment to the undersigned. All persons
holding demands against said estate will imme-
diatelv present them for payment
d. J. SMITH, Ouo1ifed Execntors
j. II. SMITH,
January % 3t*
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NOTICE.

nERSONS living along the post routes from
Yorkvile to Bullock Greek, S. c., and from
Yorkville, S. c.. to Charlotte, \. c., desiring to
subscribe for the YoRKvILLE ENQUIRER, and to
whom it is inconvenient to receive the papers at
a post office, will have their papers delivered to
them FREE OF CHARGE for carrying by put
ting their names OH my club
NJ. S. CARROLL.
December 40 tt
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Would Give His Presents To-

But after the drawing was over, he was fully con-
vinced that it was all o. X, and has been buying
goods from the Old Chap ever since, and you
know full we'll if he did not sell as cheap as any
one else, that Uncle Dick would not buy from
him, as he has sold goods and is posted and he
advises all his friends to go and deal with the Old
Chap, as you do not get so cents worth for slOO
there but you get full value for your money and
chance Of getting present, worth from $1,000
to s65.0O, given to you. This is big thing for
the buyer, because it is all turkey. on his side.
his money, and if you give men turkey on their
side every time they cannot help biting, as most
men are fond of that kind Of turkey. Well, the
Old Chap isan enterprising fellow, and has all
kinds of
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NOTICE..

VIM. w. Gatlney against Daniel Peeler and
others.
ETNDER an order of Court made in above en-
titled cause, the Creditors of LENlCEI
PEELER, deceased are hereby notified to pre-
sent and establish their demands against her es-
tate, before me- at my office in Yorkville, 5. G.,
on THURSDAY, the 10Th day Of FEBRUARY,
next at T. o'clock NJ.
JOS. F.. WALLACE, G. c. Pls.
January III
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SAnnT,ES &C.
HARNESS..

A FULL line of Saddles at prices to suit all.
N Saddle Blankets, Lap Robes and Horse
Blanketssat G.. H. OLEARY'S.
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Jersey Jackets Cheap.

Just received, an elegant line of Glassware and
Gilt Band China Tea Sets. A large stock OF
Crockery on hand. A very nice article of Silver
Plated Ware for table use gotten up in very
unique designs and warranted triple-plate on
white metal.
The beginning of 1885 has opened upon us with
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-02-05
"A Happy New Year.
READY.MADE CLOTHING

Very cheap. Salem and Kentucky Jeans. Char
Cassimeres, Ladies' Dress Goods, Cal
icoes. Gents Boots and Shoes, and Ladies'
Shoes of all grades,
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WITHERS ADICKES.
GROCERIES. HARDWARE, CROCKERY.

WYE mention some of the almost innumera-
w BILE things in stock, which embraces nearer
everything in Groceries, Hardware Crockery,
Glass, Wooden and Tinware, ETC.. than any other
in this vicinity. propose to protect our pat
rons in prices
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COOKING STOVES.

AO STOVES sold since October 1st have
~ been selling these Stoves for the past ten
years and they have given entire satisfaction.
Stove Pipe Pans and Stove Ware bought in car
load lots and sold cheaper than good stove can
be bought elsewhere. G. H. O'LEARY.
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Stylish and Durable Suits

AS cheap as can be obtained. In Gents Hats
we have just received lot of those popular 10"
crown, broad brim hats, which, added to our
stock Of stiff and other hats makes most COM
plete assortment, and a job lot very cheap.
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DIssOLUTIOXOF COMPREHENSIVE

NOTICE is hereby given that the copartner-
~ ship heretofore existing between the under
Signed under the name and style of n. ROSE d
BRO, is this day dissolved by mutual consent.
All persons indebted to the late firm request
ed to mike prompt payment to a. ROSE, who
is authorized to close the old business of the firm.
ALONZO ROSE,
JOE ROSE.
January 20 81
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DENTISTRY

WISH to inform our patrons and
the many friends Of DIR. CART
oUQIYr WRIGHT. that he will return to the
Dental Office of WALKER IL CARTWRIGHT,
in York ville on the lST OF MARCH next, when
we will be better prepared than ever to meet the
demands of our practice.
WM. NJ. WALKER, d. D. S.
January % u
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w BILE things in stock, whlcn embraces nearer
everything in Groceries, Hardware Crockery,
Glass, Wooden and Tinware, ETC., than any other
in this vicinity. We propose to protect our pat
rons in prices.
GROCERIES.
Meal, Flour of all grades, Buckwheat, Oatmeal
Oat and Wheat Flakes for invalids, Rice, Grist,
Peas, Texas Red r. +. Oats-tine seed. Corn,
Grass Seeds Of all sorts, Crackers of all sorts,
Meats, Hams, Breakfast Strips, Dried Beef We
have clipper for same. Salt, Moiasses ana Su-
gars, which weare prepared to sell low. Cheese,
Maccaroni, Tapioca, Vermicelli, Cotfees We
give a Teapot with two pounds of Tea. Spices
of all kinds, ground pure and whole. Soaps
Laundry, Toilet, Shaving and CASTLE. Starch,
Blueing Indigo at $40 by the pound or more.
Canned Goods of every description Meats, Fish,
Fruits and Vegetables Dried Apples, Peaches,
Prunes, Raisins. Currants, Citron, Lemons Co.
coanuts, Oranges, Bananas, etc. Candles, Oils,
Matches at l, 3 and 5 cents. Chocolate, Cocoa,
CAYENNE Pepper, Sage, ETC., for Sausage. Baking
Powders, Flavoring Extracts, Stove Polish, Dia-
mond Dust for cleaning all metals, Glass, etc.
Swiss Goat Milk for baby food.
HARDWARE.
We claim to have the largest stock and lowest
prices in town. Locks from 10 cents to $50.
Hinges, Screws, Butts, Files, Augers, Chisels,
Hammers and Hatches Draw Knives, Braces,
Squares, Levels, Saws all sorts, Door and Win
dow Fasteners, Bolts, Door Springs, Foot Scra-
pers, Lamp Wick Trmmers, Traps, Bells, Brass
Andirons from Is crnts to Sl,00, Shovels and
Tongs, Sauce Pans, Waffle and Wafer Irons,
Picks and Mattocks, Well Chains and Fixtures,
Smoothing Irons, Coffee Mills, Shears, Scissors,
Razors, Knives, Spoons. Plows and Farming
Utensils generally. Saw Sets, Rules Bed Cast
ors, Screws, etc. We want you to examine for
yourself and see if our claim for low prices is
not just. We think we can saveyou money on
Hardware.
Crockery, Wooden and Tinware of all sorts.
Window Glass of all Sizes Putty, Sheet Tin,
Solder, etc,
FERTILIZERS.
We will handle the Etiwan still.
WITHERS AD1CkE
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r. HAPPERFIELD.

Several choice brands of Cigars, some extra
fine; different grades of Chewing Tobacco, Snuff
and Smoking Tobacco.
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. MAY & MI lay. 20
q DRUGGISTS

GARDEN SEEDS
IN every variety, including Flower Seeds,
Onion Sets, all fresh and genuine.
A Large Stock of Chemicals.
And tremendous assortment of pure Drugs and
Medicines, which we guarantee to be fresh and
as pure as can be obtained anywhere.
Patent and Proprietary Medicines.
We keep large stock of just such as are we'll
known to be standard and best suited to all dis
eases.
Humphreys Specific Remedies.
These Homeopathic Medicines are from the
best House known, are easy and pleasant to take
and embrace everything needed to the treatment
of all diseases. A book given to the head of ev-
cry family.
Linseed Oil, Train Oil, Coal Oil, Turpentine
Machine and Engine Oil, Castor Oil, Sweet OIL
&C., &c.
MAY & MAY.
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Very Flattering Prospects,

And the sales of January have exceeded those of
January 1883, by such a large per cent. that we
are led to believe that the people appreciate our
efforts and that each succeeding year will show
corresponding increase in our business.
Thanking all for every favor, we can only hope
that such good beginning is the herald of an
abundant and prosperous year.
HUNTER e. OATES.
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G.. H. O'1EARY.
1850.
FURNITURE.

MY Furniture Department is full up with
lve Bed Room and Parlor Suits, Bureaus,
Wardrobes, Side Boards, Safes, Bedsteads and
Lounges, Tables, Washstands, Mattresses, Spring
Beds, Looking Glasses Pictures, Picture Frames,
Chairs Rattan and Cane Rocking Chairs, and
everything sold in this market in the Furniture
line at G.. II. O'LEARY'S.
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Religious Notice


There will be preaching at Bullock's Creek
Church, by Rev. ]. Lowrie Wilson, on the second
Sunday, Sth day Of February, instant.
February5 5 6 1t
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HUNTER e. OATES.
SPECIALS FOR FEBRUARY.

u
SPECIALS FOR FEBRUARY.
liver striving in the interest of the people
LIZ and endeavoring, in every fair way, to make
it to their advantage to visit the M MAMMOTH, we
present to them, for the month Of February,
A Bargain Counter,
Laden with every variety of choice goods-goods
that are fresh and in style, at prices that will
compel even the nliser to admit that this IS In
deed rare opportunity, one in which he can
surely get more than value for his boarded
sheekels and never afterward repent his rash act.
Do not wait till there is no selection, but hast
en- and spend your cash to the best possible ad-
vantage at once, and 60 forth and declare to your
neighbors
That the Mammoth is the Place
To patronize, as many have already done and arc
doing every day. Besides this Special Bargain
Counter, we call your attention to our line of
Gents Furnishing Goods, Pearl and Laurel
Shirts, and the latest shapes in Collars We are
still able, though we have sold the Clothing this
season, to fit any one in one of those
Stylish and Durable Suits
AS cheap as can be obtained. In Gents Hats
we have lust received lot Of those popular low
crown, broad brm hats, which, added to our
stock Of stiff and other hats makes most COM
plete assortment, and a job lot very cheap.
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MILLIN ERY.

Specially Trimmed Hats, are very cheap, and all
kinds of Winter Millinery allow figures. Cloaks
and Shawls very low.
DRESS-MAKING.-Mrs. DOBSON'S Dress
Making is in full blast-cutting, fitting and max
ing any and all kinds of Dresses made, from a
Calico to the finest Silk. Fits and satisfaction
guaranteed. We hope that all defects in fits will
be reported and returned at once so that they
can be remedied. Mrs. DOBSON keeps first
class cutter and good seamstresses, and all work
done is guaranteed to give satisfaction.
Gold and Silver Watches
On hand and for sale. Any kind of Watch or
dered at short notice and if not satisfactory, you
need not take it.
Look out, Court is coming next month, and
Just as sure as the sun shines, the Old CHAP Will
wake some peopleup iftheir Notes and Accounts
are not paid
He Must Have Money.
He gave you his money and he only wants it
back now with usury, and frequently he IS glad
to get it any way. Mr. Strauss is still loose, and
Messrs. Hart e. Hart will be put on trail in few
days.
Leaders in Millinery and Dress-MakinS.
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NOTICE.
William Fl. Williams, Plaintiff, against John f.
Williams and Others
FINDER an order of Court made in above en-
I titled cause, the Creditors of SARAH e.
WILLIAMS, deceased, are hereby notified to
present and establish their demands against her
estate, before me, at my office in Yorkvile S. G.,
on THU URSDAY, the 18th day Of February next,
at II o'clock, NJ.
JOS. F. WALLACE, Clerk.
January ut
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Religious Notice

ReK1R1OuS NOEIce.
The Rev. George Summey, Chairman of the
Executive Committee of Bethel Presbytery, and
Rev. J. C. McMullen, Evangelist of the same,
have been appointed to visit Bullock's Creek
Church, and preach for the Congregation, on
Thursday and Friday, 18th and 18th of February
instant. They wish to meet any member of the
church and congregation at that time.
J. L. HARRIS, Secretary, pro tenn.
February5 2t
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AMUSEMENT HALL.
HUNTER & OATES OPERA HOUSE,
YORkVILLE, >. q.

VENIIE undersigned have fitted up a PUBLIC Hall
over their Store, on Liberty street, in the
central part of town, and with stage, scenery
and all needed accessories, and seating capacity
Of 400 offer the same for theatrical and other ell
tertanments for which the hall is adapted
Professional Companies and Amateurs
Will find in our Opera House-the only public
hall in town-all the facilities requisite for the
conducting of theatrical and similar entertain
ments.
: For terms and all other information, address
HUNTER IL OATES,
Iorkville, S. c.
January ID 3nl
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Il. MI. DOBSON a. GO.
Have You Heard the News ?

% A UNIT LOU, have you heard the news about
N the nice presents the Old Chap is going to
give away this year?"
ooh! yes and amt they grand! have taken
some chances already and intend to get more
Uncle John and Cousin Patsy are going to trade
there this year, and Aunt Nora says all her neigh
bors going to give the Old Chap their trade
this year. They didn't trade there last year, as
they thought it was all a humbug, but since they
saw Mrs. Walkers nice Buggy, worth 5.0l, and
heard that she only purchased s4.O0 worth of
goods from the Old Chap, that dispeled all doubts
about the matter. Uncle Dick thought that the
Old Chap had some pet customers that he
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1885-02-05

In full variety and, in fact, a complete stock
Staple Goods, to which inspection is invited.
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APPLICATION FOR DISCHARGE.

APPLICATION FOR DISCHARGE.
NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned,
~ Administrator of the estate of JOHN K.
CAIRNES, deceased, has made "a final settlement
with the Judge Of Probate for York county, and
O'Clock, \. NJ, will make application for a final
discharge from liability as Administrator of the
said estate.
ROBERT A. GILFILLEN, Administrator.
January 20 5t
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08
A Substitute for His SNORING,

"Talking of snoring" said Col. Dun
lap, ut came very near being the death
of my grandmother once" s-sa,
"How was that2' asked Orator Per-
kins.
"Well, you see, the old man had to
serve OH the Grand jury once, and 1t
was the first time he had been away
from homo over night ind yc2Ea ar
more. The old lady had got 30 used To
his snoring that she couldn't get a
wink Of sleep without it. For three
nights she tossed from dark till dawn,
without closing her eyes, and / cer-
tainly believe she would have been
dead before the old man got back if it
hadn't been for the ingenuity of the
hired girl"
why, what did she do?"
"Well, sir, she got out the coffee
mill and ground shell corn, with an
occasional sprinkling of gravel in it, all
night, and the old lady went to sleep
right away, and slumbered as peace
fully as deacon in church the livelong
night"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08
He Kicked.

A farmers mutual insurance COM
pany, doing business in Virginia, had
a meeting of directors, the other day,
and, after the transaction of routine
business, one of the board rose up and
said:
II notice among the bills of expense
one for So for printing our annual
statement OH four thousand postal
cards"
That's all right" explained the
President.
''IIow all right2 Don't we employ a
secretary at a salary Of S400 per year?"
"Yes, and the secretary prepared the
copy and contracted for the printing"
Il don't say he didn't, but I'd like to
know what business he had to contract
for any such printing when we furnish
him pens and ink. 1t was his duty to
write out them cards, sir, and l, for
one, shall kick against any such cx-
travagance."
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08

taken possession of ourselves, 80 that the
lands we are now almost ready to give
away will be equal in price to the lands
Of Europe In that day these lands in
the neutral belt" will be rcckoned the
finest In the world. But who will see
thisg Some who are at present at this
convention will see II, for unless we have
war or pest lence. the next quarter of .
century will bring all this about Is there
not then bright future before us! I'm.
questionably there is. And AZ one Of the
chief agencies foremost In helping to en-
courage and strengthen many heavy
heart, instruct and make skillful many q
strong hand. and usher in the day
whereof we speak, will be found the
Northwestern Dairymen's Association.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08
An Interesting Item.

''We charge for obituaries said an
editor to whom had been submitted q
long paper commenting on the death Of
a man.
II thought you would be glad to
print it,"
''No, it is not of interest to the ma
jority Of our readers
"You would think so if you were to
read it. 1t tells Of the sad death Of
Jackson Romney."
''Who was hep
''The man who always asked is that
SOP every time anyone said anything" !"
"Ah, then / am glad to receive it.
All my readers will be glad to know
that he is dead
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08

''Do you know, George, l wish you
would stay at home Tomorrow"
why, darling?"
'.Oh, because this afternoon a terri
bic looking tramp came here while you
were away, and ordered me to give
him something to eat, SO / had to give
him all that sponge cake made last
Saturday, and George, he says he is
coming back tomorrow.
Ibid he eat all the cake, darling?"
''Yes, all of it; yes, every bit"
swell, then, set your mind at rest,
dear; he will never come back"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08
Z He Was SAeep.

An Austin Sunday school teacher
endeavored to make his pupils UNDER
stand the parable about the good shep-
herd. He said: ssBE gM%sg gesn
'sNow, little children, suppose you
were all little sheep. what would ] bep''
! He expected them to say that he
would be the good shepherd, but much
to his disgust one Of them replied:
s"If we were 1htlA sheep you would
be a big sheep, = wheEeupon the teacher
looked very sheepish indeed. lie didnt
want to be looked upon as big sheep.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08
Three Foll.es Of Men.

A wise Quakeress used to say in her
sermons that there were three follies
of men which amazed her. The first
was their climbing trees to shake fruit
down, when If they only waited a little
while it would fail Of its own accord;
the second was, that they should 60 to
kill each other when if they but waited
they would all die naturally; and the
third was, that they shoHld run after
women, while if they would not do so
the women would be sure to run after
them. s8s AZ faRs E
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1885-04-08
The New MOnopollst.

II made a good sale to-day" said
one diamond broker to another. II
disposed of the largest and finest set
of diamonds that has been imported
this year"
Cashier
"No.n
''Plumber?'
"Not their season YETI
Baseball pitcherY'
mo, they go in for per cent now.'
"Who them"
Doctor, with three coal-hole covers
in front of his Office"