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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-04-30
Journal Store Column.
LOCATION

is a very important fac
tor in life--and not in this
life only, for it is even
more seriously important
where one locates his
place Of residence in the
great hereafter. To havea
I" title clear
To mans'ns in the Skies"
is a matter so absolutely
essential to ones eternal
happiness that all should
feel concerned that their
"deeds"ar in proper form.
However I will not moralize on
this particular line, but state
as nearly as possible just
where the Journal Store is,
which important fact there is
good reason to fear the great
majority Of mankind does not
yet know, Notwithstanding
all my blowing ahd fussing to
keep it before the people,
Therefore
"Know all men land the dear la.
dies too) by these presents" that the
Journal Store is situated. fixed and
come to stay al north latitude near
ly 41o, longitude about j. west fro ~
Washington. Many write "west
from Greenwich" but as true and
loyal American citizen I prefer 10
say washington" Besides I don't
much believe in swift ches," whether
''green" or shriveled.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-04-30

THE following article from the Phil
adelphia Times contains lots of we'll
directed sarcasm and clearly illus
trates some of the pastime for which
our legislators draw pay:
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16

great legal ability, who were Of the same
character as himself and of whose learn
ing he could judge. He has made his
selections according to his own standard,
and by his standard Mr.. Montgomery
must be judged. But that which units
him more than anything else to be Mr..
Garland's assistant is the fact that he Is
said not to come up to the standard OF
true Republican beauty. This may be a
misfortune, but it can never be crime; !;
and the new Assistant Attorney General
will have to console himself with the
thought that some of the greatest men
the world has ever seen have not been
professional beauties. It will also be o
iov to him to know that all handsome
men, even of the Republican type, are
not great men. 1t was said of John
Wilkes, that he was the ugliest man In
Great Britain, but it was the boast OF
John Wilkes, and it was never denied,
that with half an hours start, he could
win the heart of the fairest woman of the
land, with all the beaux competing.
Possibly Mr.. Montgomery can truthfully
say the same thing; and if SO, it will
make him lion even in the polished
society of Washington.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16
At the Towers of Silence.

When Lord Randolph Churchill was
in Bombay little time since, he visited,
among other places of interest in the sur
rounding neighborhood, the Towers of
Silence. As result of this visit the fol-
lowing comments are to be found in
scribed in the visitors book, with the
noble lords signature at the foot: AT the
request of the secretary of the Parsee
punchayet allow myself to express the
opinion that funeral obsequies conducted
in accordance with the teachings and
precepts of Zoroaster, as they have been
explained to me, though peculiar to a
comparatively limited number of the
inhabitants of the earth, and undoubtedly
novel to the stranger from the west, are
entirely agreeable to the principles of a
pure religion, and may be and are ingen-
iously and powerfully supported by phys
biological science and experience. The
Parasees, who are very active and rich
class in Bombay, will, no doubt, feel
hattered that their practice of exposing
their dead on the towers, to be eaten by
vultures according to the Zaroastrian be-
hest, should be thus favorably regarded
by one so well known in the political
world of the little Western island with
which their great empire is associated.
The practice has certainly much to rec
ommend it in tropical country; it is
cheap, cleanly and exceedingly expedi-
tious. Men, women and children are put
into separate divisions at the top of the
towers, but their bones, those of the rich
and the poor, alike mingle in the well
below, into which they disappear in the
course of time.
Lord Randolph Churchill, like many
another European visitor, may have felt
the towers arather gloomy and repugnant
sight, but the trouble of a journey to
them is more than repaid by the magnif-
cent view to be had from the terrace in
front Of them of Bombay and the Indian
World.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16
An East Indian Legend.

In East India there is legend that
ages ago mankind became So very bad
that God determined to destroy all except
just enough to begin with anew. The
exceptions were preserved, along with
pairs OF all sorts of animals, in a golden
palace on mountain top. A boy and
girl, born of parents who were ''neither
good nor bad" had been previously car
ried off by an angel from their respective
homes on the day of their DiItII, etIi,I " JIO
brought up in a crystal palace, suspend
ed in mid-air, where they were attended
by mute female figure of gold. When
they grew up they were married, and a
girl was born to them. The destruction
Of the wicked having been effected by
fire, and the earth thereby greatly
smirched, giants were sent to wash it
clean. They used so much water that a
deluge was produced and the water rose
SO high that the golden palace and its in
mates were in danger of being submerged,
but were miraculousty preserved.-Psy-
Geological World.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16
The Pay Of Singers.

"What voices are paid the highest ?'
asked reporter of The Mail and Express
OF New York, of a prominent singer o.
that city.
"All things equal; a soprano voice
commands a larger salary in church choirs
than any other. Next a rich contralto
which is worth great deal, because Sc
few people possess a contralto voice.
Then follows the tenor. A good tenor is
rarity, and is always in demand. Altos
get very good salaries, but they must be
Tar above the common in voice. Last
comes the bass. They get about the
poorest salary of any. In view of the
fact that church choir singers have had
their salaries reduced, and not few have
position at all, it is expected that the
music presented next winter at the
churches will not be up to the usual
standard"
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16
Transact General Banking Business IN
all ats Branches.
CORRESPONDENT
Wells, Fargo & Co.. s
e q N *,

General Banking Business Transacted.
Foreign and Domestic Exchange bought and
sold.
Special attention given to the purchase and
sale of ores and bullion
Returns for collections promptly made ct cur
rent rates.
Telegraphic transfers made and commercial
and travellers credits issued, available in the
principal cities of the world
Having in addition to our Bank correspond
ents, an Express Agency in almost every
town West of the Rocky Mountains, affords us
special facilities for making collections and
executing commissions.
Accounts of Banks and Bankers, mercantile
and manufacturing firms, corporations, min
Ing companies, stock growers and individual
received on favorable terms.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16
ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL.

When President Cleveland selected
Senator Garland for the position of At.
torney-General, it was generally thought
to be good one, as Senator Garland had
national reputation as a lawyer, and
was making good record as Senator.
This being the case, it was generally ex-
pected that he would be competent to
select his assistants, but it seems he IS
not, If the opinion of the Republican
press is to be taken as voicing the truth
about Zachariah Montgomery. The first
great charge against him is that he is an
Ultra-montane Catholic. This would
certainly be very proper ebaree
II his selection had been for q noC;-
ton under the German Chancellor who
has quarrel with the Holy See but the
united States. have no quarrel with any.
one. If Mr.. Montgomery does not OBJ
trude his Catholicisminto his new position
what objection can there be to his beliefP
lie IS not to be Minister of Public Wor-
ship.
Another charge against him is that he
mas been sympathizer with the South.
which can have no great weight.
especially when it is remembered that
the South was conquered and surrendered
twenty years ago, and the man who was
most prominent in that struggle, General
Grant, long, long ago forgave those
against whom he fought successfully, and |
said, Let us have peace" It is also
'harged against him that he is as unfit
nan as could have been selected for the
D1ei''Oh =, OIL Assistant Attorney-General.
- ,tiis arises from the fact that
W. Garland being himself
cry poor Lawyer and unfit man to be
Ihe Cabinet, would naturally select
len 70 MI important places, requiring
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16

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stove to d
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friends ends reI
We hal
nothing tol
but wHI
eat es with /
stove? ?" |
Then V
cool cook it Oh
philosOphSel
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10 FORK the /
GGyarts, we|
fSdoy9ernorr.| fdo
Tor NJ.
sad sad the Sd
iSd5norshipI A
SSoelncy," sd
2 Senator's n
ne said: s1
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you NAV y;I
Wards.T s-
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16

But md
l used toI
solennnitJ
became 4
step upoi
or nnud-hI
We're kind
pockets oI
and chuci
it is witt
hardened
will wee1
Il theatre, q
the street.
Pathy forI
by the bel
Money |
makes md
OF his felld
h have mud
Peabody D
d dead. wi
the tn rghtsl
Wen,' affttI
comfort, aI
can suffer-
least anI
What nexI nSI
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16


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Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16

The above extracts tell most excellently
well how it is that in Utah it is always
persecution or treason. This all out of a
case of assault by an officer on negro
who was lynched! AS one thinks it over,
one is compelled to exclaim, How long
will it last, oh, Lord?
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-05-16
None of it Got AWAY

hungry guest-"How is this? I or
dered steak and poached egg. I see
the egg; but where is the steak ?"
Sable attendant-"Dat's all right. sab
De u steak am undah de egg.''ECiicqoo
Rambler. '''SO
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09

NJ anass y prsDessd 70 bind nswspaper Alss,
tis ..es:ef eacks. board snA marble covers. in
I.syse - which sneh work 10 usually done. at
-. sss cash rates. including expressAgs both
jyl3
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09
THE DOLLAR COLUMN n.

Advertisements not exceeding an inch Tor ten
ines Of small type) in length will be inserted In
this column for one dollar per week. fifty centa
the ATst insertion and twenty.nv cents each sd.
dttiocal insertion-payable in advance.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09
Attention, A. o. u. w!

Stated meetings Of HALEY Lodge, No. l, A. o. U
W. are held every Monday evening, at 90 O'Clock
All visiting brethren are cordially invited to at
tend.
ny order Of
THOMAS BELL NJ. W.
HOMER L. Pound, Recorder.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09
The Baxter Hotel, Ketchum,

PAUL P. BAXTER. proprietor, is the eldest
and best kept hetel on Wood River. The dining
room is the largest in the Territory and the tables
are supplied with everything the market affords.
The rooms sre large. airy and well furnished.
Charges very moderate. This Is Il HOTEL, and
when in Ketchum don't forget the fact the loca-
ton Main street. below First National Bank. s2tf
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09
Child's Snow Flake.

Every lady, wishing = clear, delicate complex
ion, should use Child's Snow Flake. 1t neurshes
and freshons the skin: removes tan and sunsnrn.
and the natural appearance impaired renders it
impossible to detect its use. Warranted perfectly
harmless. Sold by all druggists, or by the IN anu
facturers, JOHN A. CHILD l. CO., Druggists,
Portland, Oregon. Mail orders promptly attended
to. Price 50 cents. slm3w
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09
Dividend Notice No. 7.

A dividend tNO. y Of two per cent has been de-.
clsred On the paid-up stock Of the Alturas Water
Company. The same will be payable Oh the 15tk
instant.
The transfer books will be closed from the 18th
to the 18th, inclusive, Of each month.
A. J. MCGOWAN, President.
ALEX. wILLNAN. Secretary.
HALEY, Idaho, Nay IL, 1884. ol&y1
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09
For Sale.

One undivided half interest in saloon, billiard
parlor, and Theater, l will sell, for cash. The
best bargain that has ever been offered on Wood
River. Reason fer selling: Other business to at
tend to. Apply at once,
H. WARD, HALEY Theater.
N. D.-This IL the best paying property in
HALEY. alltt
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-06-09
StraYed.
Taken UP.

ROAM MARE. branded JP Tor something like
that on right hip, followed me from Snake river
The owner recover by proving property,
paying for this advertisement and for herding.
JOHN MCLAUGHLIN,
HALEY. Idaho.
AT or Narrow Gauge gulch
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03
40 ssxneum

Let us remember that there d no
sex Ia guilt. Those vices which men
condemn IN women, and for which
they relegEte them b ObscuFity and
subject them Ia OstFaelsm are not TO
be condOned by women when men
are guilty % them. Social iinpurity
tainis The whole being, aud untones
and dePraves the intellectual charae-
ter. e. all know who have worked
amung the fallen 81 our own sex.
Atter twelve years Of service on
hoard Of directors ola Magdalen ssy-
lum, there h len IN my mind an abIi-
Ing conviction that no vice 20 damages
not only the physical and moral, but
the mental nature ~ thEt Of heentl-
business.
Women are not more the victims Of
mans drunkenness than Of his con-
sumlng lust A liquor seller IL not q
greater foe 10 the happiness Of woman.
or 81 the community, than Ia an habit
ual libertlne.-lfrs. LiuermOre.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03

A Washington dispatch 10 the st.
Louis GtOtC Democrat reeites the fol-
loving story: A man called upon the
head 81 one Of the Government bureaus
the other day aud introduced himself
- the husband OF one Of the lady en-
ployees. He explained that be had
just been discharged from his position
In another department, and he At
tributed this mainly 10 the fact that n
was known that bis wife was IN Gov
eminent employment. He then went
on 10 suggest that his wife be dis.
charged and her place be given TO
him.
1.-THE money b IN the family IL Il
not ?" asked che official. what dif.
ference dOes Il make to whom Il Il
paid?
YES" replied the visitor. "but she
doesn't give me any for myself"
Your wife provides bread and
clothing for you and the children and
she is . good wife Is she not ?" con.
tlnued the official.
20, yes; have no fault TO End
with her on that account, but l want
20 be the head Of the house, and when
she gets the money she Is the head -
IL occurs 10 me,n observed the on
eial with undisguised contempt, "thai
~ my wife was supporting herself and
the family that would turn in and
earn my own living"
"Bat ! can't earn my living" was
the helpi 81 response; 81 don't know
how"
He went on 10 urge that his request
be granted, but he was told that, even
10 there was 20 other objection 90 the
transfer, It would be contrary 20 law.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03

Il said that 5000 people die an
nually In the United States alone
from this disease. In some sections
OF the country one death in every
three Is rum Consumption. This can
be and should be avoided our people
are too careless about an ordinary
cough or cold, and other symptoms Of
throat and lung affections that lead 10
this disease. You should arrest It
while lt IL IN the germ. Two OF three
doses Of DR.. BosaRhO's Cough and
Lung Syrup VIII relieve an ordinary
coagh OF cold. II does not dry up =
cOagh like many preparations on the
market and leave the disease behind
It, but acts directly on the throat and
bronchial tubes, removing all the
phlegm and morbid matter that aOcu
mulates in the throat and lungs. Il
allays all irritation and renders the
voice clear and distinct. Sold BY
Oscar Seitz
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03
Destroy That sign.

One may feel that he Is getting old,
but be naturally dlshkes that any
thing about his appearance should ad-
wise others Of the feet. Yet nothing
does this 30 effectually as thin and
falling hair. No woman wants to
marry q man. and business men heal
tate to employ q man who shows this
fatal sign. PafkeTis Hair Balsam IL
worth to you in this regard, more
thsn It's weight In diamonds. Use It,
and have plentiful and glossy hair.
Many have had every trace OF gray
ness removed and bald spots covered
by using asingle bottle. 29-1mO
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03
Piles

Piles are frequently preceded by q
sense Of weight In the back, lOlns and
lower part Of the abdomen, causing
the patient to suppose he has some AZ
lection Of the kidney or neighbOr
organs. At times, symptoms Of indi
gestiOns are present, a. fiatuleney, un
easiness Of the stomach, etc, A
moisture, like Precipitation, producing
= very disagreeable itching, partieu
larry after getting warm In bed, Is =
very common attendant. Internal,
External and Itching Piles yield al
once to the application Of Dr.. BOssnkO's
Pile Remedy, which acts directly
upon the parts affected, absorbing the
TumOr, allaying the intense Itching,
and effecting n permanent cure where
all other remedies have failed. Do
not delay until the drain on the sys-
tenn produces disability but try Il and
be cured. Price so cents. Ask your
druggist for It, and when you cannot
obtain Il Of him, we will send II, pre-
paid, ON receipt OF price. Address
The DR.. BOsankO Medicine Co., Plqne
Ohio. Sold by Oscar Seltz.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03

A party Of enthusiasts have fust len
Portland, Ne, b dig fof the erin end
gold and silver bars buried by Captain
Kidd on the desclate coast of Iabra-
dor.
Ex-Seoretary Chandler Is fIl nt
Warner, q small laEn amonQ TIE
New Hampshire hills. II q likely
that the doctors viii e1ioin period
Of absolute rest.
The Prince Of Wales VIII 20 to Nor
way and Sweden next month 70 SEE
9 regatta ola yacht club which has
King Oscar for Q commodore, and
hunt elk with royal party.
A New Hampshire farmer has In q
corner Of his barn q load Of hay which
vas placed there thirty-ionT years ago.
The hay Il yellow from sge, bot its
quality y said % be animpaired.
On November 1, = permanent exhi-
bitiOn % American productions will
Be opened Ga Rome, under the
auspices Of the Minister OF AgFieul-
ture, Industry and COmmerce, and Of
the Consul General Of the United
States. r
The lately diseased Anna, Countess
% MeFan,l widow q the Arehduke
John Of Austria, was famous IN her
youth for q beauty which gained her
an aFistOcratlc, husband, by enchanting
him suddenly as he stopped at the
small POstOfiice kept By her father.
Mark Twain and John T. Raymond
are said 10 be out. The actor now de-
clares he never read any Of humOrists'
writings, not even ''Fhe Gilded Age"
from which Colonel Sellers" was
drnmatized. and Twain declares be
never could endure RaymOnd's acting.
Announcement 10 made Of the
death at the age Of s. years Of Gabriel
Emery, Of Lens, Switzerland. He
fought &C BorOdinO, saw Moscow
burned, was &C the paasage Of the BeF-
esina, survived the terrible retreat,
fought at Lutzen Bnd Bauizen, and
was taken prisoner at LeiPsic.
The bellies Of Saratoga have q sub
stltute for kissing, and it consists In
rubbing cheeks. The maidens meet.
The nose Of one II aid back about the
ear Of the other, and the conductive
cheeks, held hard, are slowly rubbed
together until they part at the coz
uers OF the mouths
Between 1870 and 1880 the white
population Of the United States In
creased from 80, SO, PAS TO 43, 4O2, $40, or
- % per cent, and the cOlOred pOpu-
iation from 4,SS8, SS7 to 6,5S0, 793, or
34.67 per cent. Yet The colored people
gained nothing from immigrati0H,
while something like 3,OOO.OOO were
added 10 the white population from
that source.
A Baptist church Ia Dakota gave q
blowing bee and turned up the prairie
OF large tract Of land donated by
liberal member. Next season the
church will reap its harvest from
several thousand bushels Of wheat.
Thirty years ago a lady IN AtlaHta,
Ga, missed o needle. The other dsy
her sou died, aud just before his death
the needle was eXtricated from his
shoulder. The boys death was Of
little moment compared with the
finding Of the needle.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03

Is the most destructive and danger
ous Of all c0ntagiens diseases; In fact
DiarEh@a, Cholera MOFbus and stom-
aehs disorders ara greatly modified
foFms Of this disease. During thess
months 4 n unsafe 10 be without
BEas's DIARRHOEA BAIsAM which
sets 90 successfully In all summer
complaints. a is harmless and pleas
ant 70 administer. For sale BY Oscar
SeliE. Prizes IS eta.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03

Edward Shepherd, Of Harrisburg.
Ills, says: Having received 90
much benefit from Electric Bitters. I
feel II my duty to lei suffering hu-
inanlty know t. Have hsd = run
ming sore on my leg for eight years
my doctors told me would have IA
have the bone scrsped OF ny leg aui-
putated. I used instead, three bottles
Of Electric Bittsrs, and seven boxes
BueklenI . ArnieA Salye, snd my leg
b now sound and wen.
Electric Bitters are sold at 5oets. !
bottle, and Bucklsn's Armies Salys
CSC. per box by Oscar SeIlz.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03

Bismarck has ordered the discharge
Of women engaged IN the government
telegraph service, because he believes
q b be unified employment This
viii WORK terrible hardship 10 thous-
ards Of poor working women IN Ger
many. II IL not to be wondered a.
that the Labor League. Of Germany.
has recently demanded. BY resolution,
thar their women be enfranehised. 10
is time for Bismarck 70 Be dethroued
OF die. --r-t
Wisconsin will bold her annual suf-
frAge convention, at Clearwater the
last week IN September.
The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1885-09-03
Auction Sale.

viii sell at publiCSsale At my farm In the Gyp-
SUM treek valley! mile east Of Piiny p. o.,
saline euuntY, on
ThUrsddy, Sep. 10. 1885
ennmencing 81 10 O'Clock A. H., the following de-
aeribud property:
span Of good work mares eight years old.
One brood MARI With colt b. side.
One 3-yrar Old Reiding
2 iour-year Old geldings. one . good roadster
and broke 20 the buggy.
One 2-year Old gelding.
Ten mitch eouS.
Three 3-year Old siaeFs.
due 3-year old steer.
One Buil-EUod grade.
- H'lgl-ht fer market or ferdcrl Averaging
l2i Piunds.
reH Gale Spring harrOvs-s vita seed attach
inenta-
one feed cutter, one eultiVator, one sett OF
double harness. one ploU alsn other agricultural
infiemon and other articles too numerous tD
mention.
rERHs-l2 mouths time, without Interest q
paid When due u Dot paid then y per cent. in
trrest vii Be- charged fruin date 81 nnte PEI
e~ni discnunt for cash. All amounts under g.
eash Pre- lunch served on the grounds
n. p. jackson.
Cif.ERu pIlsFr Aucfiourer