Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-05-11
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PRoF. JoHS BIRCH s enAnceS i0R sONs "
,gs,aLi, Japan, are A l.
TIrv SsnOs, please make out q list OF
49, deputies for early publication IN the
EslsTER.
Tur Clarksburg Postmastership is in
-, iaon,riy. The lightning is apt to nit
any hour.
y superintendent BIRCH, Consul etc.
, Goes 10 foreign parts without company
y, .n W. = We our opinion Of him. that's all.
Attorney GEO. A. Caldwell plays
,;,s 3 scientific game of whist which he
;css very s,sracdvely with quaint remarks
d comments.
Try Richmond Whig says: Attorney
90, Blair, Of Virginia, has been secured
n.,.scu,e j. SPEED THOMPSON, who shot
i killed ELsERr fowler, Of Summers
unity
rv,s,1E WELLS is the Mark Tapley Of
,s.t Virginia Democrats. So jolly aud
~ ps,orsd under political adversely.
aver mind CHARLIE, patience has won
any q fne plum.
T,xg warning from DR.. MEIRE's case you
.,,Iemeu who are seeking Office, and do
=, have treasured up against you, either
a dsseruon Of a wife, or the tWeaking OF a
mnOdore's nose.
FLEMING ofthe MOrgantowu New Dom'n-
, bss q sharp chin, a good nose, shreWd
,irsss cuie,ude in company, and alto
cher be is making it red hot fer his
rightly competitors of the Post.
BporvgR DUSSlSGroS, ofGraftOD, Valet
.Cs,n5re" etc, etc., is down at Wash
,,on. The last seen of him he was Wig
ogsly uhst,iug up his razor. The words
,oIIseror McCORNICK" were readily
sc,ied in the flying sparks.
Roe N,ElDowxEY says: I'VE jes
inter see Bros. HAET and DovESER as
lega;ss to the next Prohibition cOnyen-
h Oh, theylb be thsrr
h, viii take a nine inch haWser to get
her O, them within the doors Of such an
mblage
THE knowing ones are whispering that
neral NATHAN GoyF's visit to Wheeling
week was to patch up flag Of truce
txeen Editor HAST aud Collector Nc,
,,y,cS. l; is alleged the flag is so aimsy
patches won't hold and shreds and tag
b look worse than ever.
TO- DowxTAIS, of the Putnam Demo
|, was in Washington last week. He is
tpe looking courteous gentleman, and
Ip,esses one very favOrably. From talk
Bat him, his character in politics might
.Ekenei TO that Of Ton PISCH, a nobility
4 does no; often meet with in that sphere.
|syyy-oRs CANpEN and HESNA, ex-Sena-
| Henry G. DAVIS and Representative
soy we're indefa,igable in their atten-
,n, TO the large delegation Of West Vir-
kisns e, Washington on Saturday. They
ksrted the company up the avenue from
! National and thence through all the
\ srments with q viii that the company
II rscis'ed.
i ,L people who have had sn Introduction
i Secretary MANNING will not forget his
) Or his contour readily. We saw him
BIZ the eager gaze Of a room full Of West
'k,iaians the other day. Under the
b. o! earnest talk his muscles showed
y an io,a Of mobility, his eye-hds elevated
y descended q: stated intervals with
fouome;rical regularity; while his thumbs
u index fingers twirled 8 pencil in Ike
$ kie,. al men Who were real bOysin their
will enjoy careful scrutiny Of the
3 ay parts Of his two hands at the jointure
tths thumb and iorefnger. Plain and
.&s7icuOls as the sun at midday, are the
Is Ei;le lndia.iuk dots on each that no
BIB, WHO wanted to be the peer OF his
tpa1ions would be without for any
Hey. They are genuine magnets OF st
ion ,y the maa who was q small
te1caa 0cy twenty-five or thirty years
Mr MANNING is . man emphasized.
f. presence Of THOMAS orchestra in
city on Saturday night, for several res-
+ very pSlpable 20 many who were pres
EiU recall the remarks Of the late Hon.
a 0. DAVENPORT, Eho invested FIVE dol
< 70 hear THoNAS orchestra on its first
70 Wheeling ten or eleven years ago.
f'e Tas a corresponding farore to see the
fo's;ed orchestra then as nov. The
fes we're jas; as numerous, aud what WAS
e', they did not advertise three lady vo-
fSs aCl produce, as on Saturday night,
one and she Of but ordinary musical
1y. The performance took place aud
The common talk the next day. 1t was
sa'zed on al sides as a big thing, too
Altogether for the hall in which it was
as the confinement such sn im.
's volume OF musical sound in so small
SCI, had Just The opposite effect from
vas intended. Mr.. DAVENPORT, always
AZ always original, was asked how he
he performance. Well" he said, Il
az Ike blasted ninny to get TO
Is'VAs and his horns and 6ddles, but
'o'.ia., give me enough money to in
2s 70 81; through that storm OF noise
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