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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
PoIsoNEE or HER FAMILY.
Mary KIeman COnfesses the Murder OF
Her Three Nearest Relatives.

Mary KIeman Confesses the Murder OF
Her Three Nearest Relatives.
CHICAGO, June 2O.-Mary Kleman, now
In jail here, who has heretofore persist
entity asserted her innocence Of the crime
with which she is charged-tbat Of admin
istering poison to the family OF Mrs.
Michael Feres, her sister, with whom she
had made her home for short time at
Rose Hill-has now confessed TO re-
porter that she is guilty, not only Of the
attempt upon their lives, hut Of
causing the deaths Of her mother,
father and another sister in
Dubuque, Iowa. Her mother died in
July OF last year, her sister Lena in Au-
gust, and her father. Michael, in March
Of this year. She assigns no motive for
her crimes other than that she was inn
PEELED TO commit them, and Is evidently
Insane. Mary keman Is less than %
wears old. She Is slender, rather pretty,
prepossessing In manner and an invalid,
having but partial use Of her lower limbs
and feet. She has an innocent express
sion, and looks younger than her years.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
AT THE STATE CAPITAL.
win Cost S20O,OOO to Change the
Material OF the New Capitol.

Il WIN Cost 100000 to Change the
Material OF the New Capitol.
ATLANTA, June POD. NJ. Goss has
Pen appointed Judge Of the County
Hourt Of McDufiie county to lll the
acancy caused by the resignation of j..
4 Neal, and his commission was issued
day
The Capitol Commission was in session
gam to-day. A communication was re-
Ned from Miles & Horne, contractors,
i reply 70 a request from the board ask
l9r an estimate as to the probable cost
su1sutdting Georgia granite or marble
olltic limestone. The committee
4 led the report, which was handed TO
Governor for. presentation to the
stature In answer TO the Senate reso-
Va bearing upon this subject. The
f't shows that the substitu-
Of granite or marble FROM
zeHg@ queries for Oolitic lime
ue VIII cost upwards Of 81 $1,000,
sutton 20 which must be added the
q changing toe machinery for
lAng material, the cost of the lime
'He already here and ready for use,
sum sufficient To satisfy the con-
.9ls Tor the damages done in institute
Ae changes. An informal discussion
asNe TO fixing the day for the laying Of
eolhet stone was held, but no definite
l9a was taken. The commission adj
Fl 1ined . meet here July 10.
AZ, \, O'Clock this morning Superlntend-
hubert, or the Southern Express
II alAhyi and Sergeant Ball, Of tho
.a states Signal Service, liberated
Il cairler pigeons from the root OF the
19ail House. Their destination is
uAote. sixty seconds after leaving
a 'o9i they were out Of sight. lt is
mated Sala that they will reach Baltimore
1'oh tomorrow.
IN the SEVENTH DISTRICT.
81 y said by prominent politician OF
'ehth district that the COngression-
palsn has already opened up in
est AHtflet, although the election IS
nv lNo years oh. II is said that Judge
a, alu' Of the Cherokee circuit, and
yoel Brannam, OF the Rome circuit,
n' .he held doing all that they can IN
ma el way 10 capture the a0mingtlOn.
S eg,. ~ The friends Of Congressman
Il, uts, who have heretofore been his
80 lueht supporters, are hunting
n 6ile 6,le man with strength enough 70 de-
sB', t,ui' Clements has either not acted
g bts1 .hem or they think be has repre-
harJ ,ne district long enough. On the
wonii Iiai1tu, there Is strong feeling that
ldiolau.. pe bad policy TO encourage the
lbn,,' Y oi the State 10 enter politics. ~
emat Dy those we'll informed that
|Ii's Iigea Will be his own successor He
AZ this conclusion from
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
SPANS PLAGUE.
III New Cases and 3I0 Deaths Reported
in "a Hours.


in "a Hours.
MADRID, June 20.-The official reports
Of the march of the cholera in Spain for
the past "A hours are as follows: In
Madrid, new cases and death; in Va
lencia (city), 18 new cases and IA deaths /;
in Valencia (province), J, 240 new cases and
l24 deaths; in Murcia (city). l12 new
cases and ~ deaths; in Murcia province J,
"a new cases and 83 deaths; in Castellon
(province), }, 81 new cases aud 81 deaths.
The Ministry has resigned In conse-
quence of the decision Of King Alfonso TO
visit the chOlera-iniected districts. All
the shops and cafes have been closed as a
protest against the official announcement
Of the appearance OF cholera In Madrid
The streets are filed with orderly crowds.
THIS CoUNTRY's PRECAUTIONS.
WASHINGTON, June 20.-The Secretary
of the Treasury has asked the Secretary
of State 70 appoint medical inspectors at
all the Cuban consulates In view of the
spread of cholera in Spain and the CON
stant intercourse between that country
and the ports Of Cuba. The duty of these
inspectors will be TO watch immigrants
from Spain and TO make prompt reports OF
their movements to this government 30 as
to prevent the Introduction Of cholera into
the United States from that quarter.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
Rfnde Postnlasters.

WASHINGTON, June 20.-The President
has appointed the following named Presi-
DENTAL Postmasters:
j. w. McMaster at HaZlehurst, Copiah
county, Miss, vice j. l.. Mede suspended
Thomas r. McDearman at Danville,
Va, vice A. NJ. Wheeler suspended.
The Postmaster at Hazlehurst, Miss,
was suspended because, having been
asked to resign for reasons affecting the
publie's welfare not known 10 the depart.
ment at the time Of his appointment, he
declined compliance.
The Postmaster at Danyilie, Va, was
suspended for partisanship.
The following Georgia PostmasteTs have
been appointed: James NJ. Goggans al
Juliette and Robert l.. Rachals at Pull.
tight
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
INTERNAL REVENUE MONEY.

A Comparative Statement of the Re-
ceipts of the Department,
WASHINGTON, June 20.Th collec-
tions of internal revenue during the first
eleven months of the fiscal year ending
June 80, 1885, as compared with the col
lections during the same period OF last
year, were as follows: From spirits, $685.
067,5l4 decrease of $S,456, 300; IRON to-
baccO, S24 ,097, ,052, an increase of $53, 1870; ;
from fermented liquors, $40, ,273, 4S6, an in
crease of $53,6S8; from banks, bankers,
etc, $25 600, an increase OF $4,000; from
miscellaneous sources, 1924, ,l12, de-
crease Of 1896, 1872; aggregate receipts,
SI03, 3,697, l64, being a decrease of $6, ,620.413.
The total receipts for the month of May,
1885, were $1,5o2,529 less than during the
same month of the previous year.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
rEN-GALLoN STAMPS.

The New Practice of the DistilIers
Drains the Ofioe of stamps.
WASHINGTON, June 20.-The distiiIers
throughout the country having suddenly
adopted small packages, the orders upon
the Internal Revenue Bureau for 10-gallon
stamps are unprscedentedly large, and the
stock usually kept on hand, which has
heretofore been sufficient Tor six months,
is at this date entirely exhausted. Or
ders for new and increased stock Of
these stamps have been made and the
printing is being pushed forward as
rapidly as possible. 1t will, however, be
in the neighborhood of two weeks before
the office can begin filling the orders
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
NEW GUINEA's BOUNDARY.
The Line Which England and Germany
Agree TO Respect.

The Line Which England and Germany
Agree TO Respect.
LONDON, June 20.-The PdU Mdu Ga
sette publishes what it declares to be the
boundary line agreed upon between Ger
many and England in New Guinea. This
line starts on the eighth parallel of lati-
tude at the northeast corner of the
island, and follows the parallel until
il intersects the Hath degree OF
longitude. Thence the line runs north
west 10 the point Of intersection of the
ham deg. of longitude, with the 9th par
allel of latitude, and thence 10 the inter
section of the 9TH parallel Of latitude with
the 14lst deg. Of longitude. The territory
which lies south Of this line is admitted
to be British. and that which lies north of
it is admitted to be German. Under this
arrangement, az the pdkL Mall Gazette
points out, the British possessions do not
include either Long Island or Ro0iE
Island, or any Islands adjacent, north OF
the Sth parallel Of latitude.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
sTRIKING WAGE WORKERS..
500 Builders Laborers Go Out at To-
rOntO with Good Backing.


rOntO with Good Backing.
TORONTO, ONT, June 20.-In accord
ance with an order Of the union at maet-
ing last night, 800 builders laborers
struck to-day. The pick and shovel men
went out with the laborerg, and indi-
Yidually the stone masons and brick lay
ers absolutely refused TO accept material
from the few nou-uni0n laborers secured
by the masters. THIS action Was
"A surprise 10 the latter, eight of whom
have already given notice of their accepts
ance OF the increased rate demanded.
None Of them, however. are members OF
the Master Builders Association. That
organization will fight 10 the bitter end.
The action Of the Major OF the Salvation
Army, In Offering to provide 300 lab0rers,
caused great indignation here.
MAsoNs ON STRIKE.
BERLIN, June 20.--owing to the enor-
nous number Of new buildings on hand
the masons have commenced a strike for
an increase Of wages. There was some
rioting by the strikers to-day and several
arrests were made.
AN AGREEMENT AT BRUNN.
BRUNN. June 20.-The town has been,
tranquil to-day. The employees received
their pay unopposed. The masters and
Workmen have reached partial agree
ment, and II is expected that work will
be resumed on Monday.
COAL PITS LEFT UNwoRKED.
PIrTsBURG, PA. June 20.-Work was
suspended today In nearly every coal pit
in the tlrst two pools, and general shut
down Of the river mines IL looked for next
week. Dull trade and 0verstooked mar
kets are the causes assigned io- the sus~
pensions.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
snntos' Imprisonment.

WASHINGTON, June 20.-The United
States steamer Iroquols, Of the Pacific
station, has sailed from Panama TO Guaya-
quill, Ecuador, under sealed instructions
from the Secretary Of State in regard 10
the case of Santos. the American citizen,
held there under arrest. 1t is understood
that the commander Of the IroquOIs is in
structed to make formal demand in the
name Of the United States for a prompt
release Of the prisoner, and to afford him
all possible assistance.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
El,e Men I'm One.

I BATON ROUGE, June Yesterday ia
the Fifth ward Of this parish, Fridge,
Green Watson, Albert jackson, Nelson
Kirby aud Joel Barnett, smaFting under
some remarks by farmer named Holmes.
went IN search OF him, and finding him
working IN a field killed him. But little
Is known Of the case. Jackson, Kirby
and Barnett were arrested today, but
they refuse TO speak OF the matter.
Fridge and Watson are still at large. All
the parties are residents OF East Baton
Rouge parish.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
A wIFHs HORRIBLE DEATH.
she Is Taken from Bed. Outraged and
then Murdered.

then Murdered.
ELKHART, TEX, June 20.-A foul out
rage and murder was perpetrated last
night near Elkhart. EX-Constable Ran
dolph HazolI, on returning home about
ii O'Clock from dance in the neighbor-
hood, found his young wife missing from
her bed. A search was instituted, and
her nude body was found in a field near
the house with the throat cut. The poor
woman had been lifted out Of bed with
out disturbing Ter two sleeping children,
carried to the held, outraged and
then murdered. A bout "A dozen negroes
are under arrest. In the house Of "A negro
named Andy Jackson a bloody sheet was
found, on which were footprints similar
to those near the body. The Coroner's in
quest is IN progress. The community is
greatly excited.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
Two Killcd by . FAILING Roof.

PTTsBURG, PA, June 20.-This morn
Ing while Hugh phallis, Michael O'Brien
and his son Patrick were At work In q
coal bank near Richmond, Ohio, they
heard a cracking noise proceeding from
the roof. They Immediately started to
leave the mine, but had 0nly got short
distance when the support gave way and
the roof fell IN. instantly killing young
OBrien aud Phallis. Michael O'Brien
was caught by falling debris, and was
held for an hour before he was discovered,
lie is I'm "A critical condition.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
- Mnrks Asslgn.

CHATTANOOGA, june 20.--The Wasson
Car ana Foundry Works assigned to-day
to II. CLAW Evans. The liabilities are
$40 600. $4,000 OF which is due stock
holders on notes. The assesls are nomi-
nally 100000. The works are TO be con-
Quoted far nine months and then closed
out. The concern will pay out dollar for
dollar. The failure Is largely due to mis-
IA aua HnFuuuf
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
KIIIclI hN a pllYeiclan.

BRYAN, Ten, June 20.-At Macy,
o email town in the northern portion OF
Brazos county yesterday, Felix Newman,
an old and highly respected citizen, was
killed by DR.. Turner, practicing physi-
clan of the village. The assassination
was the result Of an old feud. Both of the
combatantB had been armed and ready
tor one another during the past two years.
Turner has been lodged in jail.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
Death of Judge BARLEY.

WASHINGTON, June 20.-Judge Thomas
W. BARLEY died at O'Clock this evening
at his residence in this city. He has long
been a prominent Democratic politician,
and has been Lieut.. Governor, Acting Gov
ernOr and Chief Justice OF the State OF
Ohio. He praoticed law here from 1857
until 1881, when he devoted himself 10
publishing and editing the American
REGISTER, a weekly Democratic paper.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
SHOT his WIFE AND HIMSELF.
Jealousy without Cause at the bottom
of the Tragedy

SHoUsTOwN, PA, June 20.-Thls morn
ing about : O'Clock people living 10 the
vicinity Of John K. McKee's residence in
LogstOwn, near here, were startled by
two pistol shots IN rapid succession, and
a moment later the little 5-year-old dau sh-
ter ran from the house crying, Papa naa
killed mamma" Inside tie houee Nv.
and Mrs. Mckee were found living on
the floor In a pool Of blood. The
wife was dead, but the husband was still
now IN a comatose condition. Ia his
hand he tightly clutched revolver, two
chambers cl which we're empty. The
cause for the deed Is supposed 10 have
been Jealousy, although there was no real
foundation for this feeling. Mckee, who
Is pilot on tho river, bore the reputation
OF being soaer and industrious,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

WASHINGTON, June 20. 1t is current
ly reported that on account Of Mr.. Hays
III health Mr.. Bell OF Missouri, 0f the
Foreign Mail Division, will become First
Assistant Postmaster General on July 1,
In which case Dallas Sanders, Of Penn
sylvanla will take Mr. Beips place, and
Mr. Fowler will become the First Assist
ant Chlef Clnrk IN place Of Mr. Mari.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

NASHVILLE, June 20.-uenry Heiss, a
well-known journalist Of this city, died
here this morning. lie was the only son
OF the late John T.. Heiss, who founded
the Washington Union and published the
Washington States just preceding the
civil war. The deceased began has career
Ia this city as city editor OF the old Rec
pubhcan Bonner. lie was subsequently
managing editor Of the st. Louis Times,
and later Of The Union and american.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

WASHINGTON, June 20.--The body Of
Dr. Thos. o. Hill, Jr., Of this city, was
found lying in the grounds south Of the
Executive Mansion early this morning.
In one Of the pockets Of the dead man was
a note addressed 10 his father saying that
be was tired Of life. being unable 10 longer
stand the agony Of his illness, Brighps
disease, with which he suffered. lie had
consequently taken morphine.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
Annninfed Indlnn Trndcr.

WASHINGTON, June 20.--Walter ID.
Barker, Of Macon, Miss, who has been
connected for a number Of years with
New York mercantile houses, has been
appointed Post Trader at the Cheyenne
Arapahoe Indian Agency, in Indian Ter
ritory, one OF the most lucrative posts IA
the Indian service.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
A FREE STATE ON THE NILE.
Cardinal Meaning Continues to Advocate
HIS Scheme.

LONDON, June Cardinal Manning
continues to urge the founding Of a free
river state for the Nile and the extinction
Of the African slave trade. lie proposes
instead Of beginning at Suakin that the
railway start from the southern frontier
Of Egypt and first bridge the distance
between Stanley Falls and the head waters
Of the Nile. The Cardinal, on the au-
thority Of Henry M. Stanley, says that
6lOJ.O00 down or an assured subscription
Of $500, 600 yearly would be sufficient to
start the scheme.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

IoNGwooD, FLA, June 20.-The town
of Kiaslmmee experienced TIE heaviest
ram to-day 0f ifs existence. Tracks ana
cuivefts were washed out, necesaltating
ths dtapafeh ~ d special train with labor
ga Travel was not inteffered with, al
thsnvh tho water wga very high.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

ST. PAUL, MfNN, June 20.-John shroe-
der aud William Rummhe fell from boat
aud were drowned to-day. Iheir bodies
have been recovered. Thia evening two
school boysnamed Dean hent ana MhFlln
Flake. while bathing IN the river got be-
vond their depth aud both we're drowned.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
CACEisEs ASKS TERMS.
Con. Mas and MS 5000 Troops Masters
Of the situation.

Of the situation.
CHoRRILLos, June 20.-Gen, Caceres
and his forces are at IIuancayo, and Gen.
Mas is at Jaiaya with over 1900 govern
ment troops. Gen. Caceres has sent an
emissary TO Gen. Mas asking for a sus-
pension Of hostilities, and Offering TO come
TO terms. Gen. Mas sent the emissary's
credentials 20 the government here urging
it 70 treat with Gen. Caceres with view
Of pacifying the country. The Minister
Of Justice left to-day for the interior,
with full power 20 negotiate. Gen. Mas
is master OF the situation.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

PoRT JEFFERSON, i. l., June 20.--sev-
enteen.year locusts have made their APP
pearnnce by millions N the middle 0f
Long leland. They even cover the road
ways, and are crushed uuder the wagon
vheeie Ia countless numbers.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

DARrEN, GA, June 20.-ThrOugh the
persiatent efforts OF the editor OF the
Gasetfe and the MORNING NEws, the lat
ter paper now reaches Darien at O'Clock
on the day Of publication, thus gettins
tbe baneft or the fast mail schedule. The
,,.yy arbedule went into effect to-day.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

LONDON, June 20.--Forty MoOrs are
going % America by order OF the govern
ment OF Morocco % study the manufac-
ture OF breech.lOading guns.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

WASHINGTON, June 20.~Richard T..
Merriek, the well known LAWYER, is very
III with congestion Of The brain and -
supposed 70 be dying. His wife is also
very in.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
o.7OO IlIIiod an Caehmore.

LONDON, June 20.- Earthquake shocks
in Cashmere continue. Altogether 2,700
persons have been killed in the district Of
Comraj. The town Of Baramuia has been
lrgtrOVpd
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

PARIS, June 20.--Ihe Catholic COM
mittee has opened penny subscription
for a statue OF 81. Geneyieye as a protest
agalnsl tine aeemlarLzLng Of the pantheon.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
New Names f,.r parLa streela.

PARIS, June 20.--Tha municipal au-
thoritles are changing the names Of sew
erai streets named after the BOnapartiat
period. The new names celebrate Blanc,
Dee MOulins, Spinoga, 0ariDaidi aud st.
.ftaf
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
A Minister 20 Go 10 JAN.

SAN FRANCISCO, June 20.--Rev. w. r.
Morrison, ex-Grand Councillor Of the Or
der OF Chosen Friends, who was convicted
OF grand larceny, was to-day sentenced to
ten years In the State prison.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

LONDON, June 20.--The Ministers ol
Austria and Hungary will meet about
the beginning Of July 10 arrange a re-
neWal Of the states treaty.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
Ten Minera KiIIesI

LONDON, June 20.--By an explosion 10
day ia the Burley collery pit ~ Apedale,
North Stanordshire, ten persons were
Lflla1
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21
Iinrnll,g al a NiIlarn.

PITTsRuKG, PA. June 20.-The village
OF Portyille, five miles from Olean, a. n 4,
was nearly destroyed by fre last night
The loss Is $4,000, and the insurance
ea1 un0
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-21

PARIS, June 20.-~in the Chamber OF
Deputies to-day the recruiting bill passed
ifn SECOND fnsdfu~ hv vnfu ~ $50 20 20.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1885-10-14
4 Bnsinrss ~ Ath Hsr.

A careful housewife, unon entering
her kitchen, said 10 the colorcd woman
who was doing the cnoking;
Great goodnessl Jane, you must be
more careful. You arc aot olenn
enough in your cooking
Lady replied the cook, As she took
pp piece of beef that bad fallen on
the foar, Il seas thai ycr's gwinc ter
ack foolish wid me. Ami yer got
n"ihin' ler do 'cept Ter fool round out
hcshg"
"Il's my business To come ont here
occasionally"
"All right, den; bah it yer own way,
but | wauier say one things Ef yer
wants Ter Joy ,csss'f at tic table an
eat wid er comin, aperiile yer'd better
sioy oulea dis kitchen. Vas she
aided, as She wiped dish with dirty
rag, "Yp,'d better not nosc roun' heah,
fur cook IN is cr business wid me, an
when pnssnn IN 'ga.ed in business,
foolishness is so 'slremely trouble
some.r
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1885-10-14
The I atsst Dos 70.

The confirmed loafrrs who infest
the streets st Aight and beg indus.
,riously for beer money, under the
pretext that il is to allay tho pangs Of
hunger, have adopted . new mode Of
introduction. The time honoled prac.
tlce has been to sidle up to the victim
and whisper:
Can | speak a word with you, mis-.
ter?"
This style OF salutation became 90
common that most persons, when
sccosted, bolted At the first word.
Instead Of softy stealing on his vic.
TINS, now the accomplished beat
rushes up with a hearty "Hellol How
are your Don't you know me."
No, and don't want to-" probably
remarks the victim.
You don't. Well, used to wai.
on you, Don't you remember me at
the Sooner Dog restaurant"
The VICTIM Is perhaps filed With
u reasonable doubt that the beat has 1t
some time ministered to his comfort
and, in the gush Of compassion, heels
hun so TO speak, to the tune of five
beers.
The other night a noted loafer, who
had infected one OF the entrances to
the California Market, tackled the
wrong man, who, by the wa, is the
right.one in an editorial chair OF y
morning JOURNAL.
Il used Ia wait on yop, sir,' said the
beat.
You ns,d. ehs What used you
wait nn me for"
u nsrd 10 wait on you for your
meals
why couldn', YOU gl and get your
own mralss'
y mean used To wait on you.
Ya> waiter al the Sooner Dog when
pu u,,d 10 =" there"
II wa> never there In my life,"
"Wcli, twas somewhere else"
"Qaite likely; the pound perhaps u
The beat tried to g>h up a smile.
"4on say you're a WAITER" con.
tnucd ,he.cditor.
rYe,, ,sr.'
"A tir>i class waiter, | suppose"
Yes. sir.n
"Well, you wait here tor ab ,ut two
minutes, till ! geta policeman to lun
you IN Tor vaerancy.'
There is IA ~ ancy on that street
now for 4 competent bummer.-S. T.
CaH