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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05

Water Bugs, Reaches.
Rough on Rats" clears them out also Beetles,
Ants
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05

Cures cholera, collie, cramps, diarrhea, aches
pains sprains, headache, neuralgia, rheuma tism
2Oc Rough on Pain Plasters, l5c.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05
LIfe-Preseryer.

LII you are failing, broken, worn out and nervous
use " Wells Health Renewer" 81. Druggists.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05

Quick, complete cure. all Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases Scalding Irritation Stone Gravel
Catarrh of the Bladder. ST. Druggist.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05
" Rnnph nm PAIN

Wells Health Remover restores health and
vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence Sexual Debility
81 =
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05
Z" Rough ON Rats
Heart Pains

ears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants, bedbugs
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05

Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, gophe
chipmunks, cleared out by Rough on Rats" 81
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05

We have been requested to call par
ticular attention to the following acts
passed at the last session of the legisla-
ture. 1t is the duty of our city fathers
to see that the law in each case is en-
forced
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-06-05

Papitaton, Dropsica Sweliings Dizziness, Indiges-
ton, Heartache, SleePlessness cured by " Wells
Health Renewer."
Rough on Corns."
Ask for wells Rough ON Corns." 15c. Quick,
complete cure. Hard OF soft corns, warts, bunions.
"Buchu.Paiba."
Quick, complete cure. all Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases, Scading, Irritation Stone Gravel
Catarrh of the Bladder. ST. Druggist.
Bed-bugs, Flies.
Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats mice gophers
chpmunks, cleared out by Roagh on Rats" 81.
Thin People.
Wells Health Remover" restores health and
vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility
81.
Rough on Pain"
Cures cholera, collie cramps diarrhea. aches
pains, sprains, headache, neuralgia, rheumatism
Zoe. Rough on Pain Plasters, 15c.
Mothers,
If you are falling, broken, out and nervous,
use " Wells Health Remover" 81. Druggists.
LIfe-Preseryer,
II you are losing you grip on life, try ella
Health ReugWAfr Goes direct to weak suote
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
Brown Bread.
1t is not the man with the most nos
that knows the most.

1t is not the man with the most nose
that knows the most.
Energy and boy digging fish bait
both mean about the same thing.
The Psalmist was not looking at the
market gardener when he said: 500
to the ant"
The fact that Washington never told
n lie has been satisfactorily accounted
for He never went fishing.
II tell you, folks, l like to travel, "
said granger; land for that reason
generally go to mill myself"
No one ever heard of a female VEN
triloquist. When woman talks all
the vocal machinery is in motion.
Telegraph poles are now so close
together in cities that there is no long
er any excuse for Il drunken man fall
ing down.
1.-THE first gray HART" All, yes;
what emotions the sight of it stirs up
unless you happen to find it in the
gravy.
A mountain filled with soft soap has
been discovered. This looks as though
nature had about concluded to take a
hand in politics.
Disguised his writing and was de.
tected, ehP Well, why didn't he have
the gumption to write his letters on
board railroad trainp"
Away back somewhere in the re-
mote past the heel of a woman's shoe
was bigger than nickel, and was not
placed in the hollow of the foot.
In speaking of a certain lecturer, a
rural paper remarked that lac could
talk like blister, from which it may
be inferred that he was some on the
draw.
The boys description of having q
tooth pulled was the best example OF
boiled-down vividness ever given
Just before it killed me the tooth
came out" Nothing in language
could express the idea better.
A man may have head more crowd
cd with knowledge than the Congress
sional library, and still be at loss ia
understand why the shedding of his
undershirt in spring time is sure To
bring lapse OF winter.
Eyes, he's terrible fast horse,
said the admiring jockey, rs he picked
his teeth with straw. There's nc
use talking; tell you, boys, that
horse can go farther in an hour than
bad news would travel in n day"
The Widow Leslie claims that she is
too busy to marry. They must be /.
little late with house-cleaning down in
Gotham. 1t is moss grown fact that
when widow can't take time to mar.
ry she is up to some other devilment
A sixteen.year old postal clerk de
camped near New Orleans the other
day with registered pouch contain
ing several thousand dollars. This i,
great country. Even babes and
stockings take an interest In politics.
and emulate the deeds of statesmen. -
| CHICAGO Ledger.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
AFTRRwARD.

I found my love enslaved and sold
To serve In letters hard and cold.
Rare-beautiful she was to me,
For alone had eyes TO see
Int her pure hearts privacy.
Oh, love, I cried, these chains SO cold
Were never forged apart to hold
Twin hearts that leap TO sweet embrace.
Ayowal In thine eyes trace,
Thy heart makes answer In thy face.
Strong am l, love, thy chains TO break;
One word, and to my heart take,
For veal or VICE. for death OF life,
Thy commonwealth, and name thee wife
"Alas ~ she cried, ~ am named wife,"
What's IN namel The birds that mate
For seasons only, rightly rate
The part OF love; they love and live,
Each giving all that each can give
She sighed; "rhou hast all i can givew
Thou hast my heart; cannot keep
The gift which from myself doth leap.
Thou hast my love, thou hast my prayer
That Heaven viii keep thee In its care.
But am welded with Despair.
Nay, shame not manhood with the thought
OF passing JOY with virtue bought
Law writing trampled in the dust
While Love, with drunken leer OF lust,
Drains down delirium's dregs, disgust.
And thou wilt seek some far retreat
And die for mel Nay live, and beat
War-music out on iron fate.
BE leader In the good and great,
And bide the afterward wait.
The afterward of that calm cline
or Avalon, where waves of time
Are spurned from off an island strand.
And mountainward the love-lit land
Doth wait our rowing, hand In hand.
Farewell, my love! Unclasped / turn
To where life's beck'ning beacons burn;
And every battle-bow shall be
Dear as kiss that comes from thee,
Sweet-seallng thy fond prophecy.
e. q. CheVeyte,t, i,i The Current
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30


st. Louis, Mo-, soon raised $2,000,000 In
stock subscriptions for the building OF the
proposed electric street railway.
'Ned Buntlin' has written nearly 400
serial stories and he still lives. But many who
have read his tales are dead.
Whisky and handsome women are to be
found In all quarters of the globe according to
an old and appreciative traveller.
Paris elevated railway system. designed by
Jules GARNER will be ready for business when
the exposition opens in 1889.
Randolph Churchill is a pretty smart mar
for his age; but think Of William Pitt who wa:
prime minister at the age of "a
California is worse of than Michigan. In
the formers state university, $40 out of the 51i
students threaten to practice law.
Vanderbilt's yearly income is equal to ter
tons of solid gold; that OF the average labor
ing man to two pounds OF the same stuff.
A Boston man the other day found a small
snake In bunch OF bananas. He promptly
gave the bananas TO small boy.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

IA Lowell, Mass. dealer advertlses english,
French and religious books"
They get ammonia from the human remains
In the crematories in Japan.
Richmond, Va. is TO have a $3.50, 900 city
hall, built Of Massachusetts granite.
For 70 cents New Yorker can buy a full set
OF bed clothing-made Of paper.
Women can earn 80 cents day and their
board as farm hands In North Carolina.
Over POO, 900 people visited Florida last win
ter In order to keep warm. Whew!
1t would take at least billion dollars to buy
all the farms in the United States.
Gordon's diary, In manuscript, cost Kegan
Paul, the London publisher, $50, $50.
Twenty glucose factories are scattered
through seven different states OF this Union.
Miss Cleveland, Mrs. Garfield and Mrs. Hayes
have all.had experience teaching school.
Washington once invented plow, and II
wasn't bad pillow, either for its day and gen
Grafton.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

For funnily dying an enemy's hair bright red,
an Englishman has been compelled to pay S2oO
damages.
Through the efforts of Ouida, the practice OF
skinning frogs alive has been stopped In the
markets of Florence.
Prince Frederick Charles has been one OF the
richest men In Germany. The Connoughts VIII
under his will get about $2,5OO,COo.
A man In Illinois asks court to change his
name from Sheol to Shrady. He thinks that
the Scriptural revision renders the change de-
sirable.
'Whenever you get near enough to an Indian
shoot him." was the remark made by man re-
ported to be an ''active Christian worker In
one of the churches of Chicago.
A pair of the finest black eyes did not salts
fy Miss Casey of Iowa, and in trying to turn
them to blue by means of chemicals she has
ruined both their usefulness and beauty.
Dromedaries were expected to make rare
sport In races with horses in Vienna, but
they proved so slow that the meanest cart
drawers brought in from the street beat them
easily
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

A branch of the salvation army, to be known
as the salvation navy, Is to be started In Eng
land.
In the Austrian railway service 1900 women
find employment earning from $15 TO $25 per
month.
The Oldest piece of leather in the world Is an
Egyptian scroll, date of 1900 b. c., now nearly
reduced to dust In the British museum.
There is widow In Gloucester, Mass, who
has 81 children. She is now looking for a
second husband to aid her In keeping the wolf
from the door.
Over 100 years ago several competent en-
gineers declared that the obstacles In the way
OF building Panama canal were not insur-
mountable.
The London Lancet, recognized as high
authority by all doctors, looks upon prayer
cures not as miracles, but asopurely the effect
of the mind upon the body, II being the faith
that heals and not the outside source or object
Of faith.
Lambert Tree of Chicago, the new minister
TO Belgium, Is worth $5,000,000. The New
York Journal intimates that II he likes the
country he will try TO buy II with view 10
moving It over on the lake front at Chicago
and converting II into beer garden.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
"Nellln he cried loudly.

She started at the sound Of his voice;
her eyes had dazed expression; her
face was the picture of perplexity.
"Oh, Vic!" she cried, "what does
this meanp The last | remember was
standing before the glass in my room,
and now l am here. l do not under
stand"
A thought flashed across him, and
he said, grayely:
THAT unseen influence which watch
es over us has brought you here. And
now that you are here. Nell, what have
you to sayp"
A moments pause, her eyes again
stared vacantlv into space, and, kneel-
ing at his side, she said
81 have repented. Forgive me as
you hope for forgiveness.
al forgive you, Nell, freely--freely
free" His voice was lost in fiji
of choking, and an internal hem
orrhage covered his breast with his
life blood. He threw one arm about
her neck, convulsively, and drew her
toward him.
"Come, Nell, let ~ go where we
may be happy togeth, , away from the
world" he murmured.
"Whithersoever thou gosst there
will 60 Also"
Darlington, who had logged her
footsteps to the very door of the room
and had remained outside to watch
and listen, softly entered the room.
He surveyed them for some time, an
evil smile upon his still more evil coun.
tenance. Then, touching Eleanor upon
the shoulder, he said, with sneer:
''Come. my pretty one; it is nearly
midnight, and you are wasting time
idling with a completed task. Your
lover is dead
She did not move; she seemed not to
have heard him. He called her name
loudly and angrily, and, grasping her
shoulder, shook her roughly. This
elected no reply, and, in surprise and
wonder, he stepped to one side that
he might view her face.
He started back in horror, his face
livid, his eyes protruding, his form
trembling like an aspen, and, as the
beautiful strains of the Gloria stole
slowly through the wide-opened street
door, filling as it went every nook and
Granny with divine melody, Barring
ton fled from the house, leaving the
dead alone with the dead.-Frank w.
Lee, ia Des Moines Saturday Evening
Mail.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
Do You Feel

All tired out, almost FRUSTRATED, without appetite
nervous, deprc ssed, and dcspondent9 Hoods sar
saparia will give you strength and vigor. restore
and sharpen your appetite. build up your nervous
system and clear your mind
DO you have plmpcs and bos breaking out On
your body scrofuious sores or lunches. or other
indications OF impure bloodS Hoods sarsapsrilla
viii remove every vestige Of impurity and vitalize
and cnrichc the blood,
Do you have headache. indigestion, heartburn,
distress after eating, fantncss, or other symptoms
of dyspepsia. Hoods ssrsaparlla will tone up the
digestive organs. remove every dsagreeable symp.
tom, and completely cure you.
DO you have pains In the back and the dsagreeabie
evidences OF difficulties with the kidneys liverG
Hoods sarsaparilla rouses these rgans 10 theh
proper duties and enables them TO resist the attack,
Of disease. Give II a trial
zood's Sarsapari11a
Sold By all druggists. Oh six for Is. Made only by
o. i. HOOD Co. Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.
100 Doses One Doller.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
Right peart."

81 was right peart till the rheumatic
sot in said suffering old man who
lived near the swamp. Fact is, where.
ever you live you can't be right peart'
if you are victim of this trOubleso G
disease. Captain c. W. Rotsenpiller,
Springfield, o., says, / found great
relief from infiammatory rheumatism
by using Browns Iron Bitters, y
Tho usands of other people have found
similar re ief.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
Too Sleepy for Sentiment.

"And now as 1 am about to press
my goodnight kiss on your sweet lips,
/ want to tell you that this is the hap
piest moment of my life." gnshingly
remarked the Lee avenue dude, as he
stood in Jarby's doorway holding
fast the hands OF Miss Lulu at
o'clock this morning.
Sand mine too" murmured Lulu,
as she suppressed yawn.
"Your words fill me with delight;
its your trusting love that prompts
you to utter them, is 1t not, darlingp'
mo, not that"
"What is it, then sweet that makes
this the happiest moment of you,
lifep"
1.-The fact that you are going and
l can 90 to bed. I'm awful sleepy
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

WASHINGTON, ID. C.-The son of
Senator Frye of Maine, who has been
suffering from severe cold, which set
tied on his chest, was cured by few
doses Of Red Star Cough Cure. He
publicly endorses it as prompt, pleas
ant and safe. DIR. Cox calls IL the best
remedy. 1t contains no Cpiate, or
poisons.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
Will be Retired Early.

How innocently unfortunate Is the
utter frankness of childhood. Young
Orotund Delsarte, the dramatic read
err, was taking tea, on invitation, with
the family, and in the evening favored
the guests with few of his most start
ling Rotations. He was approached
by the midget of the family, a fairy
in looks, but with an early develop
ment of speech.
"Now. I know why you talk SO loud
when you speak pieces" she said to
him.
"And why, my dearp" with little
patronizing stroke Of the golden hair
"Carse you're Bellowcutionis!
ma said so.
That child will be put to bed early
after this.--Harfford Post.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

The new combination OF Smart Weed and
Belladonna, as used in Carriers Backache
Plasters has proved 10 be one of the best that
could be made. Try one of these popular plas-
tiers In any case of weak CO lame back, back
ache, rheumatism, nc .raigia. soreness of the
chest or lungs, Sc,, and you will be surprised
and pleased 10y the pro apt relief. In bad cases
OF chronic dyspepsia, plaster over the pit Of
the stomach stops the pa n at once. Ask for
CaIter's Smart Weed an Beladonna Backache
Plasters Price 25 cents.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

ron DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression OF spirit
and general debility In their various forms; also as
preventive against fever and ague and other Int
Calisaya" made by Caswell Hazard Co, New Yorl
and sold by all Druggists Is the best tonic; and 10
patients recovering from fever or other sickness
has m a e0ual
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

How far advanced toward recovery General
Grant really Is may DO judged from the fact
that he IL reported to have had three bouis'
conversation with q Cincinnati editor, the
other day, without suffering seriously from
fatigue.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

Farmers hat ny To- $, II white butter OF the
pnon tli-t dairying does not pay. If they would
use Wells. Richardson x Co.'s Improved Butter Col
or. and rkct their butter ia perfect condition.. they
would still get goo prices, hut it win not pay tc
make any hul the best IN color and quality. Thii
color is used by all the leading creameries and dairy
men, and IL sold by druggists and merchants.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
Public Notice.

Notice Is he ,eby given that contract has this day
been made between the Board OF Inspectors of the
Michigan State Prison and Detroit House Of Correc-
ton for the confinement aud maintenance in said
House of Correction of NIL females convicted and
fenced under sections ~ 3N6I and 9so5 Howelrs An.
nOtated Statates - - -
DWIGHT l.. SMITH,
Chairman Board of state Prison Inspectors.
WIN. j. CHITTENDEN,
Chairman Board Of Inspectors Detroit House of
Correction.
Nav LAT 1876.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

II afflicted with sore eyer, use DR.. Isaac
Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
THE HOpE OF TIE NAT

Child zen, slow In leyr.jin Il. puny, scrawny and
delicate, use Wells iIell'h henewer."
Parl.ian bellies now carrf pistols.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

If you WANT A DOG
Send IS cents for Doc BUYERS GUIDH, 100 engrayngs
coiored plate Associated Fancers, 80 South Eight
street, Philadelphia.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

Correct Offensive odOrs az Uucr Complete cure OF
worst easesalso unequled as gdrgie for Diphthera.
sore Throat. Foul Breath Jt.
There are no white servants ut the White
House.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
Color Your Rutter.

CATARRH OF TaE BLADDER
Singing, irritation Inflammation all Kidney and
Urinary Complaints, cured ny "BuchuI'aiba." 81.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30
CROUCH ON CATARRH.'

victoria's children all like to attend the
aterz.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-07-30

Maitland couco Expressly for family use. Only sold
tIoituI " oouoC in bottles. Best and cheapest.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-06-06
Taking Leave.


Did you ever hear two married
women tax leave of each other at the
gate on mild evening? This is how
they do it; H
"Good-byi''
"Good-byl Come down and see us
soon"
81 will. Goodbye"
Goodbye Don't forget to come
soon"
mo, won't. Don't you forget to
II won't. Be sure and bring Sarah
Jane with you next time.D
II will. I'd have brought her up this
time, but she wasn't very well. She
wanted to come awfully."
did she now? That was too bad !
Be sure and bring her next time"
II will; and you be sure and bring
baby"
II forgot to tell you that he's cut an
other tooth. 49,
You don't say So How many has
he now?n5
Five. 1t makes him awfully cross
II daresay it does this hot weather."
"Well, good-hyi Don't forget to
come down HC
mo, won't. Don't you forget to
come up" Goodbye"
"Good-byl" And they SEPARATE
IL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-06-06
AN ITALIAN PARADISE,

Speaking of the temperance towns,
would also commend you to Catania.
Italy, which has a population of 1OO,-
900, with scarcely drink of whisky or
brandy in the town. Everybody, high
and low, drinks the native wines at
meals, but nobody drinks between
meals, and a drunken man has not been
seen in Catania for years, except now
and then British sailor. Oh, there are
hundreds of places l could tell you
about where an American could make
money on 81 800 consulship, but life is
too shsrt to go through the list. Come
up some evening and III give you some
of my experiences IS consul. Wash
iDgton Republican. a1a
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-06-06
young Men!-Read Thls..

THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., of Marshall,
Mich, offer to send their celebrated
ELECTRO VoLTAIc BELT and other ELEo-
TRIO APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days,
to men (young or old) afflicted with
nervous debility, loss of vitality and
manhood, and all kindred troubles.
Also for rheumatism, neuralgia, paraly-
sis, and many other diseases. Complete
restoration to health, vigor and man
hood guaranteed. No risk is incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet
rec.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-06-06
A Great Discovery.

Mr.. VIM. Thomas, of Newton, Ia,
says: My wife has been seriously af-
fected with cough for twenty-five
years, AMI this spring more severely
than ever before She had used many
remedies without relief, and being
urged to try DR.. Kings New Discovery
did so, with most gratifying results.
The first bottle relieved her very much,
and the second bottle has absolutely
cured her. She has not had so good
health for thirty years"
Trial Bottles Free at q. C. NJ 1. Drug
Store. Large size 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-06-06
Bucklin,s Arnica sa1ve.

The best salve IN the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all skin eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price % cents per box. Sold by q. g.
NJ. |. Drug Store.