The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-07-04
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NlNal OF Ihe hebrew emigration Hon
Southern Russia to America.
HERBERT SPENCER writes that he
does not expect to visit this country
again.
GEN. MIDDLETON seems to have
reached the conclusion that he has
not lost any Bear, big or little.-PhH-
adelDhia Inquirer.
A CHURCH in Jersey City, \. j., has
been decided TO trustees on condition
that instrumental music shall not be
allowed in the service.
THE development this season in
house-pain1ng is green roofs. and UNI
Der and primrose are the fashionable
colors for wood houses
A NEGRO 81 Little Rock, Ark,
studied law wnilein business as shoe
dealer, was admitted TO the bar, and
has now been elected police justice.
1 ODoNNELL, OF leper show fame, is
now the leading sand lots orator
Of San Francisco, and seems out
kearneying Dennis kearney.
EDWARD TAYLOR, a saloon-keeper OF
Fall River Mass, Is SAID to have tal-
len heir TO an estate In Essex County,
Eng, valued at 5000 600.
BARON PRASDAU, the largest land
owner in Croatia, has died leaving
property OF $4,000. 600 Aorins. He
was the last of his line.
THE prosecuting attorney in the
Cluverius triaiat Richmond has been
overwhelmed with flowers from the
ladies since the rendering OF the YER
diet
HENRY l. NELSON. Speaker Car
isles private secretary, and the au-
thor OF John Rantoul, is at work
on another novel which is fast grow
ing towards completion.
SUICIDES may not be reported in de
tail in the Uruguayan papers under
! penalty OF heavy fine The theory
of the authorities is that publicity
suggests imitation.
PEPPERS We're given to the world by
America. Columbus carried them to
Spain on his return voyage III 1893,
from whence they were disseminated
throughout Europe.
WE do not think that we should
really enjoy living in country flow
ing with milk and honey. 4 man
would have to be careful where he sat
down if he had his good clothes on
Boston Post.
THE Socorro New Mexico) Bulletin
is OF the opinion that the government
OF the United States is responsible for
every man killed by Apaches and
should give pensions to the relatives
of the deceased.
EMPLOYER to clerl; | don't object
to you going to funeral once in
while; but | think you might bring
me home a fish or two Sunblush
on the end OF the clerks nose extends
rapidly to his ears.-RoXbury AdVo-
cate.
i A MALE child weighing 49, pounds
was born to Mr.. and Mrs. Il. Hall,
/ Cohoes, on Thursday. This is phe-
nomenal weight, and, yesterday, a
large number of people called to see
the bouncing little fellow.-4Ibany
1rgUs.
WE understand some elderly maid
/ ems about town don't like us because
we occasionally cali them old maids.
That's no sign we don't like them,
Why, our own wife would be an old
maid if she weren't marrIed.-heH-
| tUcky State Journal
IT is considered magnificent that
Baron Tennyson should offer to pay
Walt Whitman's passage out and
back if ne accepts the Laureate's inyi-
tation to visit him at Farringford,
but probably Walt is wanted to help
out the Baron with his threatened
continuation OF "Becket."
I'm getting dreadful fat, my dear"
said a husband to his wife; Il must get
a set of dumb-bells and practice with
them" ''Why not do as Mr., Smith
did when ne was getting so fat =
''What did he do?" "Brokeup house
keeping and went to live III "a boarding
house. ."-BostOn Courier.
GREAT satisfaction Is felt by the
friends OF Gen A. Med. McCOok at the
manly way in which Gen. Grant, Ia
his book, has explained away the IN
Justice he unintentionally did his sub
ordinate in the Century article on
the Battle of Shiloh" They declare
that nothing more could have been
asked.
president WEBB, of Mississippi Col
lege. was interviewed by young man
who wanted to 90 to school. well"
said the President, "what do you
know Nothing" " was the response.
.sWell, you are Just four years ahead
Of some of the other pupils. It takes
them four years TO learn what you
know to start with. Your prospects
are fine. sir
THE safest 3 per cent. bond in the
world appears to bethat OF the United
States. which sells for 1887. Then
come those Of the state ofConnectlcut,
which sell for 1927, and next those Of
Great Britain. which sell for 100. The
3 per cents Of France are only worth
Il SAY, Longshot, where's the Irish
setter you hunted with last season."
"Oh, had to shoot him. Good dog;
cost me $50 when a pup" "What
was the matter with him?" Hydro
phobia; worst way" Sure ~ Yes;
howled and had fits every time milk
wagon passed the house. '-BrOOkIyn
Eagle
IT is now authoritativeiy announced
that James r. Osgood, of Boston, has
accepted an offer made to him by
Harper Brothers several years ago,
but which. at that time, owing to his
business, he was unable to accept.
He will be employed in the office OF
Harper Brothers as soon as he can
arrange his affairs sufficiently to allow
him to begin work.
A LADY in this city, who has a false
tooth set on a pivot, sneezed it out
the other day while feeding chickens.
An old hen thought it was a grain OF
corn and swallowed it as soon as it
struck the ground. After long chase
the hen was captured, beheaded, its
crop opened, the tooth found, and re-
stored to the lady's mouth, where it
afterward helped to masticate the old
hen.-South Bend ind Tribune.
The house in which Gen. Washing
tons mother lived and died is still
, standing in Fredericksburg and in a
: good state OF preservation. j horse
7 shoe was hung over the door way lead