Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-12
BRIGHT BITS.

Boston SOCIETY NoTE-"O where does
beauty linger?" demands Quaker City poet
esq. AS usual thing she fingers in the par
lor until her mother has cleaned up the
Naturalization Post.
THE gentleman who lost new "a, 500 house,
uninsured, may be just as patriotic as ever,
but he doubtless wishes people would demon =
strate their loyalty without the use of fire.
works.-MinneGJ'0Lis Tribune.
THIRTEEN is an unlucky number. 1t is for
this reason that when a shoDkeeper halves "a
25c. piece he invariably gives you l2c. The
shOpkeeper If unselfish, and as somebody must
run the risk of bad luck he freely takes it
himself.-BOstOn Transcript
JUDGE-Why do you wish this witness to be
heard? observation-disclosures you can place
entire confidence in him. Judge-For what
reasony observation-disclosures he hasn't had
time to consult alaWyer. Judge--That is rea e.
son enough. Let him be swOrn.-PhtLddel-
Dhid can.
THE quietly habited person of the new
American representative, Hon. George Ed
muuds. was much looked for. appearing "a he
dld here for the first ball in place of the much
liked Mr.. Lowell, whom he replaces, and if
we may judge by the number who went up
for Introduction, be bids fair to be as popular.
London court journal.
SOME Of these Nevada men are so sarcastic
Helena's Mayor, MIR. Sullivan. is a barrier.
The other day a former member of the Ne
vada Legislature (he is IN the sheen business
went into SulllvaD's shop and the Mayor
shaved him. A short time efterward ne was
seen further down the street looking" be
said, "fOr an Alderman to black my boots. -
He was fired out of the capital.-Butte IN. IT,
Inter MOUntdtat.
THERE was an empty box in front of a house
on Catherine street the other day, aud par
Gel boy stopped and picked up a CLUB and be-
resilient, wholeaned over the gate and in
quired: H1t
boy, vhas dot you"
"Of course it's me-"
'Vhat object you hat in sooch pOundIngs2"
ITO make noise"
"O-ah Well, go aheadt. I tink maybe
your object vhas to disturb me."-DetrO5t
Free Press.
ONCE, in fact, young man told New York
| neurolOQist that she thought her paDcreas did
not emulsify sufficiently the fat which she had
| eaten with her food. The worthy man was
! 80 Decentralization at this display of knOwl-
| edge that he at once exercised all his mighty
! influence to Danish fOrevermore from the
/ sight of a woman a book on anatomy and
/ physiology This dangerous apple of knowl-
/ edge, that she possesses a pancreas, should be
4 guarded with flaming sword from any daugh-
| ter Of Eve who should desire to possess it,
/ Medical Record
| A SEQUENCE
We were married-she and l.
In the spring;
Said she, rs we settled down
/ Love, we now begin life'S reign,
And OF this. our snal domain,
Your are king"
And happier man than
| Ne'er WAS seen,
! And the future seemed to be
Ever full Of bliss for me,
AS told my fairy wife,
"Of my fortunes aud my life
You are queen"
Then her mother in our home
| Took her place,
a nd this life became to me
Full of woes and misery.
/ Though dare not raise a fuss,
From the day she came to us
She was ace. Boston G1sette.
HE stood outside the garden gate
| And whistled u MINOR key.
She sat aJ her boudOir window and
Caught on TO his melody.
A Bristol bulldog sat between,
Wagging his bullet head.
| "Ah! there ~ the lover whispered low:
''Stay there the maiden said.
boston Times,