The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-10-15
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: Bsrnnm has irss,o5 Jsnlso !ssi a. be
Lss The Pablo stuffed him
DR. McCosh 10 .ryias 10 rasle Prince.
lor nnssesiiy. has students are trying
70 nsas ia eireua
---B Bob Burdssle hn been elected M
hoeorary nembss Of rife clph lie can
nov sheet some Of biz poor JOKES
: The Denoerscy q New York eansot
le carried 10 The shies o, political ,ri-
unrh On beds d Flo.ery ease;-noi this
gcsf
Does your family play ballYT was
ssked 81 little shaver. me and ms
loes. be replied II bsui and .ho makes
lhe base bi's
"a movement hss been started la Cana
ala against the chinae The small pox
ard American hahl cashiers retain their
usual popularity.
-An srebsnge thinks that vhiskey will
scon he made OF old rsgs Hardly; old
rags don't make ~Liskey; rs wbiske.
,hsi mstes old fses
Az oh " verb s1s; FAN ihings
csa.. i. ija shp can 1slt II man
L.s th~ .siisr s1ms Of the things will
ss'ar - bin li,il. sooner
IL siam the eats have their isils
Lms~a la iii. eounlry tho aim is to
bsug heir Lra.is. hni The hooiiaek some
un~- dies side a The mark
"A little T. How u ho made his firsi APP
J,sars nee IN school nh Thursday vas told
by the TEACHER 70 i-ke seat, bot be de
clined saying that he "wasp't tired.
"A pstent medicine advertiser says.
Don't surrender your hair without an
eToi. TO save IT," Remaining single is
said TO be an effort in the right direction.
boy lwbo does not appreciate sermons)
well. should like 10 know what
preachin's for anywayf' Small sister -
why. il gives the singers . chance TO
rest
Doctor" said . man. II am over
worked. must have rest. What would
you advise me 10 dor" "Join the Knights
Of Labor aud quit work." the doctor re-
piled.
The foriytwo inmates OF the Clark
County. Ind, poorhouss are fed at cost
Of two cents meal. There is very little
iaducement offered to man to become an
Indiana pauper.
There are said 10 be twenty two differ
ent causes for headache, which, strangely
enough. is about the number OF popular
alcoholic beverages. But OF course there
is no connection.
Mrs Montague-Do you sing, Mr.. DE ,
Lylef" Mr.. De L-lwith superior smile)
Il belong to the college glee club" Mrs
N tdisappointed) I'm 50 sorry.
hoped that you sang"
--Burdeite says that the Lord wasted :
mud when be made the man who will /
take his paper five or six years and never
pay cent. and then order the postmaster
send it back Refused"
Speak OF mans marble brow, and
he will glow with conscious pride, but
sllude to his wooden head and he is mad
in minute. Language is q deep slippery
thing 10 fool with much.
The Japanese know something about
the effects OF rum, IL seems, for they have
proverb which says "A man took
drink. the drink took drink, and then
the drink took the man"
My brethren, in this warm, cppres.
siye weather, | can excuse little drowsi-
ness during the sermon, but do wish
you would try to keep awake while the
collection is being taken up"
They have discovered footprints
feet long in the sands OF Oregon, supposed ]
20 belong to lost race" II is impossible
10 conceive how a race that made foot
prints three feet long could get lost
No, my son, never try 10 get the
exact price that anybody receives for
horse he sells II viii be like reaching
ont after the unsitsinsble, Have horse
sense enough to let that part OF II alone.
An Ohio conrt bias decided that man
is the owner Of bis better.balfs clothes
II has wifes new fashion bonnet at any
time does not please her, be can wear il
himself This is very important
decrion.
!, is heart rending TO notice the
expression on ayonng mans face when he
walks into so ice.cream saloon with just
money enough 10 pay for two plates. aud
hears his eirl ny, II quess I'll Try some
vanilla iitst
leaving ibe summer girl Good bye,
Angelina = Farewell. my love, il il
mus, he forever " "You will remember
me Tor as much as two weeks. viii you :
moi, darlluas" "oh. longer than ths'.
The note thai you gave mamma for yonr
board bill does not come due till January,
and Il ~ oniy October now, You know
- Sarah, dcu't ycn think ne had bet
ter hurry mp our msrriagef" why.
Adolphusy' II have lust read 10 a trade
lourusl that heavier grade Of boot will
he Manufactured for the coming season
than has l,een ~orn before for maay years.
'ob. that's all right. Adolphus; pa has
heally become reconciled 10 our marriage "
a yonng somsn Of Jacksonville. Fla,
proposing marriage II Is said that sew
erai Young women of Washington are