Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
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Shows ths Ohio Folks a Trick or
Two.
He Goes Out Riding With Some Friends 49,
They Have a Jolly Good
Time All Around.

Dover, o., Iron Valley Reporter:
Tuesday was rather rough day, but when
SmOolbeek got out Scheu's best doUble rig,
four buffalo robes and box OF Reymann' 8
best. and had Zundefman drive around
after the boys" to take them ride there
was no such thing as resisting. Blooming
stall put an extra shine on his boots and his
Sunday smile on his face; Candy waxeS up
his mustsche and chmed in, while Kessler
put on q fresh collar and white necktie 80
folks would take him for a preacher. Then
they all drove around to Toms for Smoolr
who insisted on their getting out and TAX
ing a cup Of strong coffee, and then away
they went toward the county seat
The coffee kept them tolerably warm I'M
til they got to Schmidt's where they got out
and hitched' Schmidt had no coffee made,
but be had some excellent Japan tea brew.
ing. So they sat and slipped, and smiled
and sang for an hour, getting nice and
warm while the team shivered in the keen
wind outside. Finally they all felt happy, and
Schmidt and couple of his men helped
them out to their carriage, and started
them on their journey.
But the cold air had qneer effect on
Smool, and he got so dizzy he couldn't
talk. So the boys held a consultation, and
had Zunder take the Cumberland road.
keeping out of Philadelphia till Smocl
would get used 10 the cold. They had gone
mile or two, when Smool declared they
were too slow for him, and ordering Lunder
to back seat took the lines himself. For
three miles more they had to hold their
hair on, when all at once they noticed the
spindle a-6re from hot box, and called a
halt
Smool ordered them all out; sent Bloom
to the run to fill his plug hat with water to
cool the axle; hurried to a farm house for
wrench, and Xunder after o rail for lever
and swore at Candy because he hadn' I any
hair oil or goose grease in his pocket to
grease up with Candy got on his ear, and
| broke out:
"Donnerwetterl Wo dachte ich dss wiz
Elm hot.box bekamen? Wen du das Rey
mann NIGHT gesoffen hest, und NIGHT 80
schnell gafahren warest, damn hetten WIZ klein
! hot
But by this time Snool had whirled the
team around, and was going lickity-cut to,
wards the county seat, the hot wheel sliding
ike q sled.runner.
Candy seeing what was up, began to
yell: ~
:, hmool! Scdmool! SCHNooL!l Halt
tisil Wss ldsr difel you means? Ich kou
u,r balm lafia nit mine site bin"
1h,u Kessler came rushing from the
'a,m house with a wagon wrench, yelling at
~,,ry jump for Candy to catch Smoolbeck
! a & stop him. And Bloom came putting
! : 4 p5ntirg up from the run with his nice
in plug full of muddy water; and Zunder
.s.sci,d Tito the road with big rail on
..4 -hcLiG,r, AID slammed it down. Snool
..: 81 hall nile away, but the four shook
their fists after him and swore. At least
they talked Pennsylvania Dutch pretty
loud and pretty fast, and to our reporter
who was hoeing corn over in the field, II
sounded good deal like swear.
Bloom emptied the water out Of his hat
end sat down on the rail and cried:
"Ich het net mine seide hoot ferdorvat feel
fnf dollar. Die Inning koomt raus, und 81
list so loomrich We inc speelompen. lct
ksuffa mine lebtsag kline Schmool bier. lch
lsufe was Ich haba in dee gutter. Fon YETI
au soil Gambrinus mir das bier leetern
| Acl, RCQ, UOnuSEW6llSIl W 40 buhO I'LL IL
fees so way. Ny stillle sind NIGHT tsu kline
sber meme corns sind tsu gross lch ster0;
Ich sterbp
And then Candy broke out in fresh
grievance:
"Yaw, yust 80; oond wenn ar wieder IL
my shop komt, PETE Ich ihm die mas ODE
die oren. Wee kahn Ich hahn kuma2 Al
wise das Ich NIGHT lasfa kon. Ich volt lct
het my Miner phaetou buggy und my aldel
white line"
Kesser then chimed in:
Well, I've bought my last beer; of him
70 morrow 1 send to Reymaua fo7 two al
loads. A man cant serve me- a nix kt
this more than SIX times And to think
We Just came out here to cool of his cote'
so he need't make fool Of himself, ant
cow he's made fool OF us Bat we'll pay
him for it. Just look a my face. Why
it's frozen red as q turkey gob5leT, and
can't 90 to church for month.
Then Zunder spoke up:
"Ihr booben, Ich babe es schlimmer WI
ihr. Wiz missen fpf milen lauten bi
Philadelphia und drie milen mach Dover
Das ist dss letzte fir eich. Aber NORGE
uuss Ich die shuld nehmen und bskomu
mein leufpass =,
After grumbling and swearing tor hs
an hour, all trudged off toward Philadelphia
FIVE miles away.
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