The Sunday herald. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1866-1887, 1885-11-15
esclalmns. .oh, do come into my lap, my precious

exclaiminr: "oh, do come into my lap, my precious
little son i'--Boston Courier.
Joseph Korosi, Of Buda-rcsth. in paper read be-
fore the Association OF Hygiene, in Berlin last year,
pecunIary atus on longevity Excluding deaths In
Infancy, he finds, taking his observations from
ss he ae ~.
month, the poor class OF Al years and months. E
The magazine war over the relative gcneraship
Of half hundred men goes bravely on; the great
question whether this or that leader succeeded or
failed because OF himself or OF circumstances being
no verdict but there is beautiful subject for some
one suggested In the abstract title, "rhe ldealIza-
tlon Of the Accidental Man."-chtco0o Tribune.
A Boston paper makes merry over the behavior of
a "wcsterner" who was invited TO a fashionable
wedding in that city. on being seated at the dinner
table he was urged by the host to take croqucttc.
The "westerner" took one on his fork, inspected
II critically, tasted IT. and exclaimed, Gosh! Hash
TINS nsasn, seems very n1y my 70 Inc m B3sge s9s9n hs s
fore Il laughs what croquette Is II It isn't hash
And II hash at a wedding feast, then why not
"gosh Indianapolis Journal
few months since some Amazon River naviga-
tlon company sent Brazilian, a most courteous
gentleman, TO Inspect and report upon the Arkansas
River steamers lie was inruscd to the care of the
genial Capt. Nowiand, OF tho Hays While the
steamer was In port lat vlcssbnrg the Captain IN
the foreigner as follows "Gen. McCarile, Mr.. -;
Gen. Harris Mr.; Gen Catching, Mr.. Wa; oao, Gen en-
i iroduction being acsnowleased with profusc polite.
ness. Ills new acaua!ntances evidently made an
impression upon the Brazilian, and after leaving
| them he said: "Nowland,. you must have had a
| terrible war over here" Indeed we did, and we
ws so have c ns Tsp lew
and an occasional doctor. -dreenUtUe (Tenn) Times.
----AS-
| An old gentleman who recently died In Plymouth
called his son to his bedside few moments before
him TO place few hand grcnades In his coff he
might possibly nnd some use for them hereafter
| Boston Gazette.
The Enquirer overheard little nve-year-old girl
say to It's mother last evening: Mother, believe
| God thinks I'm dead" "why2" asked the mother,
somewhat astonlshed at the remark: "'Cause
| haven't said my prayers for a week."-Richntonh
und.) Enquirer.
Two Frenchmcn were put through the fumigatof
yesterday who claimed 10 be unable to talk the Eng
sf language, but soon arter the sulphur fumes be.
gan to warm them up they expressed In unm!staka.
Bile terms all tho oaths known to the modern Yankee
tonguc.-Ndshud (M. ny Telegraph.
Tho bastlnadoing OF young woman a, Tangler
In the presence OF her father and husband, who were
arms tied has caused no little excitement In Mo.
rocco, where the foreign residents have called on
England to Interfere and establish protectorate.
1t s doubtful II legislative body in any country
ever passed q law that was 80 completely and uni.
versay ignored the anti.treatlng act OF the last
| Legislature OF Nevada. Everybody claims the right
to treat friend and the claim is so reasonable thai
even the officers do not dispute it.-IinneD,ucrd
| (Ner) SRrer State.
A married man who looked as II his wife had two
majority In the House and full control OF the Senate
| came into our oflcc yesterday and said that he
| wanted to subscribe for the journal, as he said
there was no living with the old woman until h c
did The old lady will please accept our thanks
| Centrdlid (Kunl journal.
The fourteen women who were graduated from
the school for trained nurses In New York the othe
day will probably do more to make life worth lvlnt
during the next quarter of century than the clas
OF newly nedged soldiers that was sent forth from
West Point last summer with nil the pOmp and cir
cumstance of their "gorous profession of war;
| Providence Star.