The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1885-06-25

Ounce trees are very profitable, a.
an acre will WEED an average of at least
one hundred bushels, and there are nc
OFT years with the fruit There is always
a ready market Tor it.
In making bu,ter good, sound
wholesome food is Indispensable. To
make good article from poor material
is as impossible in dairying as in any
manufacturing Industry.
T. Is. Terry says: The meanest
man on earth is; the one who hires his
children to do Job and then torgets to pay
thrm-who gives them calf to raise for
their own. and sells it when grown up and
coolly pockets all the money. Who
would blame such mans children for
wanting to leave The farm 2"
-Whangdoo1ie Baxter-"I tells dis
heah billantinc nssemblage dat de cullud
man who goes back on lie Publican par
tv am no better den Jacob, who sold his
outright tor Il mess oh patridgeS." Uncle
Nose" Esau.' Baxter" Jess so, Tn
Gle Nose, he saw dat Jar war Il chance to
sell his i u ri9h. tor a Mess of patridges
and he tuck de Tiatridge>. "-SiJti"gs.
In Canada a; large amount Of land il
annually sown t's oats and peas, one bush
Ell OF the former sui two of the latter be-
ing used The ,1lrf uses of the oats are
t. hnid up the peavine and To enable the
crop To be cut VIZ h a machine. 1t is best
to put in the crop with drill. The
combined crop should be cut before the
peas become ripe, rs they are then likely
TO she'll out aud be lost.
-" John" said millionaire to his
son, Il have wiiled you my property
and make +. and t. trusters"
That will never do; can suggest an
improvement"
What ?"
Make them sO"r heirs and appoint
me trustee"
Nov, Johnnie" said the teacher,
{" if Your father burrows 800 and prom
Uses to pay $40 week, how much will
he owe in seven weeks
Zone hundred dollars" said Johnnie.
I'm afraid vou don't know your les
son very WE'LL" remarked the teacher.
g may hot know my lesson very we'll, y
Johnnie frankly acknowledged, but
know my father:
A Norwich man told lady that he
would be pleased!to spend an evening at
her house She replied that she would BE-
very glad to have him do so, and further
asked the young man to call on Friday
evening. She sail she would not be al
home herself, hut mother and the dog
would be there Iiortford Times.
=" Henrietta, slear:'
"Yes, ma" from the daughter At the
door parting from her sweetheart, who is
rust kissing her good night.
"Tell George. 10 look out for the
paint"
George does ma kiss her again. Hen
rietta thinks it is real mean of her mother
to give her away, unit! she remembers
that the front gait. has just been newly
painted.-&an Et.mcis.o Chronicle.
-"Of course, yeu are going out of town
this YEAR," said one lady to another on
Kearney street last week. Yes, We
are going somewhere" Where do you
think of going ?" Well, don't know
l want to go somewhere where it is quiet.
1t is so fashionable now to go out of town
that it is hard t. find place where one
does not need ali ones ball dresses and
finery." "That ID very true" :" want
to find quiet, retired spot, where
won't have To dress the children up IL
their best three times day, and where
can be comfortable and cosy myself Te
tell you the truth, | want to go where
can let my front hair grow out Chromi
ole Undertone.