Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-08-29
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But grayely he bowed down his head.
60 Lord. bless dear r-71 and mamma,
Bless me- and dear q. lie, and Ben,
Aud make me good ttie-nfgger,
For Ctrists sake, dear Jesus. Amen"
any darling I answered him sadly
" Do you know that whenever you pray,
Our dear, loving Fsther in heaven,
Is listening to hear what you ssyi
"And what II the dear Lord should answer
The prayer you have uttered tonight,
And change to g Dogro's complexion,
Your skin, now 30 rosy and whitef"
"Oh, mamma /" my darling cried wildly.
While loud sobs his broken words choke,
III tell the Lord, quick, don't mean its
A"as o.Ay itwos e-ig . S~ha ~
A judges position is trying ona--
Boston Post.
The old man of the sea was an ocean
buoy once.-Neao Orleans Picayume.
To keep apples from decaying. put them
In O cool place-where there is O large
family of children.
The Hdaokeye describes a shingle wedding
% occurring when the first child is old
enough to spank.
The Smith family recently held reun-
Ton in New Jersey. Their principal senti-
ment was: "Pocahontas, the preserver of
Our race"
The man who snores and knows that he
enores, and yet won't put O clothespin on
his nose when going to bed, has the blood
OF an army contractor in his veins.
II was q self-made doctor in Michigan
who wrote to John Bright asking him how
his disease got along, and he is Justly in
dignant that hls letter was never answered.
"What blessin' II is," said hard.work.
ing Irishman, that night niver comes on
till late in the day when man is tired and
can't work any at all, at ALL"
A Asubscriber to southwestern newspaper
Died recently, leaving four years subscrip-
tion unpaid. The editor appeared at the
grave and deposited in the coffiu palm
leaf fan, linen coat, and a thermometer
"We wish," says Texas newspaper,
"that few Of our citizens could be per-
mitted to live till they die q natural death.
&c az to show the world what a magnificent
y healthy country Texas really is.'
The Prince Of Wales's sons are receiving
thirty seven and half cents per day for
believed that che navy pays for ali it gets,
When handsome Baltimore lady asked
Q pedestrian to knock a man down who mad
been following her, he swiftly obeyed, and
was much astonished to learn that it was
her husband.
The custom is said to have lately grown
mp among young ladies Of good social posi-
tion In England Of having various devices
eatt0ed indelibly on one or other Of their
legs
IT has been said Of DR.. Talmage that he
"secs everything piotorially or dramatical-
~" This, undoubtedly, hits the charac.
teristic popularity Of his mind; and just
here He's the great element Of his power
over q popular audience.
ccJGa CAA~.-AnIce cups light preao
dough, three of brown sugar, three eggs,
one cup butter, one cup sour milk, one
teaspoon soda, one nutmeg cinnamon and
cloves, with or without raisins. !
To CURE HAMS. Take coarse salt, with
. sprinkle of saltpetre, pepper, and sugar;
powder, mix rub this in well few times
smoke and wrap closely in paper Of four
folds or more; pack in dry ashes four inch.
es thick around each ham. They will keep
through the hottest of weather and be as
good as new I,
ANGELS FooD. One box gelatine In two
quarts of milk :; put on the fire until dis.
solved then add twelve tablespoonfuls Of
sugar and yolks of ak eggs, well beaten
let it boil few minutes; flavor with wine
or vanilla; stir in The whites of the eggs
beaten to stiE froth; put in molds to
cool; serve with cream.
SALAD DREssISe.--Four eggs, well
beaten, one e-half cup vinegar, stirred over
the fire until as thick as soft custard. When
cool add one-hnlf tea cup Of sweet oil, one
teaspoonful of mixed mustard, one tea.
spoonful of sugar Gf iked), the juice Of
one lemon and cayenne pepper to the taste.
This is enough for chicken salad for ten
persons.
CORN MEAL PuDDINa.--Fi Five tablespoon.
fuls of corn meal, one quart of milk, five
eggs, two tablespoonfuls of sugar (or to the
taste; boil one pint of milk and stir in the
meal until thick, then pour in the remainder
Of the milk, eggs well beaten), and the
sugar, adding raisins or currants II liked.
Bake until a good brown, and eat with
cream, or hard sauce of butter and sugar.
PEAS PUDDINa.-Dry pint or quart Of
split peas before the fire, then tie them up
loosely in o cloth, put them into warm wa
ter; boil them q couple Of hours (untn
quite tender); take them up, wash them
well with little salt aud butter, and add
the yolk of an egg make it quite smooth;
tie 1t up again in the cloth, and boil it an
hour longer. This cats good with corned
beef or pork. 4