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The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17
A worderful Freak of Nature

is sometimes exhibited in our public exhi-
billions. When we gaze upon some OF the
peculiar freaks dame nature occasionally
INDUCES in, our minds revert back to the
creation of man, "who is so fearfully and
wonderfully made" The mysteries of bis
nature have been unraveled by DR.. r. V.
Pierce, of Buffalo, and through his knowl-
edge Of those mysteries he has been able
to prepare his "Golden Medical Discov-
cry" which is specific for all blood taints
poisons and humors, such as scrofula, pim-
pies, hlotches, eruptions, swellings, tumors
ulcers and kindred affections. By druggists
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

james Gordon Benefits steam
yacht Namouna has crew, all told, of
more than fifty men, and is said to cost
its owner about $500 q day, without
making any allowance fOr wine and
larder. The ship is always ready for
an ocean voyage. IN Y. hail.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

"A cheese dealer states that much
of the so-called English cheese is made
in this country and shipped to England,
whence it is returned, enhanced in
value by the sea voyage. Sometimes
cheeses are shipped backward and
forward two or three times, each voy-
age adding to the richness of their
flavor. - Chicago Herald.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17
RbOO Not Called For.

1t seems strange that it is necessary to
persuade men that you can cure their dis
eases by offering a premium to the man
who fails to receive benefit. And yet DR..
Sage undoubtedly cured thousands of cases
of obstinate catarrh with his "Catarrh
Remedy" who would never have applied
to him. if it had not been for his offer Of
the above sum for an incurable case. Who
is the next bidder for cure or cash?
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17
Young Men. Read This.

THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO VoE-
TAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 30 days, to men lyoung or old
afflicted with nervous debility, loss Of vital
ity and all kindred troubles. Also for rheu-
matism, neuralgia ,paraly sis, and many 9th
or diseases. Complete restoration to health,
vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in
Cured, as 30 days. trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

DIR. E. II. Gregg, anativeof Boston.
died recently at Richmond, Va, and left
the bulk of his fortune, amounting 10
from 100000 TO S150,00 to st.
Joseph's Female Orphan Catholic Insti-
tuition. The income is to be devoted to
the education of white girls, without re-
gard to religion or nationality.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

- Rupture, pile tumors, fistulas,
and all diseases Except cancer) of the
lower bowel radically cured. Book of par
ticulars two letter stamps. Worlds Dispen-
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

No ONE ever hears any complaint of a
misfit when an old house tries on coat OF
paint. Detroit Free Press.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Or. lsaai
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

There ia real estate boom in Jeru
salem after 1000 years of patient wait
ing on the part of dealers.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

ANYBODY can play a hand-organ, but
that is no reason why anybody should
SOmerUile Journal.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

PIXIES TooTHACHE DROPS cure minute, 25c.
CLIENTS Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. 25c
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions,
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

THE locks on door are worn perfectly
plain. 1t is the door that is banged
YonkerS Statesman.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

IT is said the oldest record in the con-
sular service is that of the man who was
at Victoria, B. C.-Ihe Judge.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

WHEN is bet like crank When it is
declared "offn
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17
CANCER Of the TONGUE.
A Case Resembling That Of General Grant.

Some ten years ago had scrofulous sore on my
right hand and with the Oldtime treatment II healed
up In March, 1892, II broke out I'm my throat and
concentrated in cancer eating through my cheek, TO
subssted on liquids, and my tongue was so far
gone could not talk. On october FIRST 1884, COM
mcnced taking Swift's Specific In month the eat
ing places stopped and healing commenced, and the
fearful aperture in nay cheek has been closed and
firmly knitted together new under lip is pro-
crossing and It that nature is supplying new
tongue. can talk so that my friends can readily unr
dcrstand me, and can also eat solid food again. L
would refer to Hon. John II. Trayor State Senator,
of this district and to Dr. T. Bradheld of LaGrange.
Ga. MkS. MAhl H. COMkis,
LAGRANGE Ga. May Il, 1885
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.. Drawer 5, Atlanta, ia.
n. y, l57 w. 29d ST.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-10-17

RnaufifuI RED on Cotton Turkish Rubrlm.
OSoNutu1 Samples free to every person sending
address to l.. Il. WHITE, Eaton Rapids Mich.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24
HE LIVES, HE MOVES.

There Is r movement at headquarters,
and the eN cutive Ratchet is exhibi ting
unmista5a le.signs OF activity in the lop-
ping off as pruning out industry. The
President has made several appoint
ments within the past few days. and
the hopes Of those who voted Tor Dem
ocrauc rule begin to take a new lease OF
life-just like the little boy who has
ished for two or three hours, whose
arms are becoming weary and who pro-
poses to desert the field and leave the
fnny tribe alone, takes fresh heart on
seeing his hoater bob up and down in
>Undoubted evidence of bite; he stays q
while longer-so viii the almost dis
mayed and despairing Democracy.
They thought they were left" and
had about concluded to leave for
good themselves, when all Of sudden
the Kelley motor in the Executive De-
partment begins to work Now. there
is nothing startling in what His Excel
iency has done; he could do as much
every day and still not alarm the world
or any part of it, not even his friends
for doing that would be so little com
pared with what was expected of him
that, however great to MIN, it would be
small to them. It is the fact that he
moves at all that gives encouragement
to well-nigh forlorn organization, who
had about settled down to the conclu-
sion that the Washington department
was in accordance with the programme
but that was all there was in it.
Il the President had only commenced
and kept up active operations even
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24
BIG ULOTHING DISPLAY.
Goldsmith & Co.'s Announcement of
Fall Shipments.

Goldsmith & Co.'s Announcement of
Fall Shipments.
We are now opening our fall and
winter consignments of clothing for
men and boys wear, manufactured ex-
pressIy for our trade by Mr.. l.. Gold
smith, of Baltimore. Our goods are
all tailor made; although fully equal to
the best merchant tailoring goods, they
will be sold 40 per cent. less. The pat
terms are all of the newest designs; our
wholesale department is complete in
men and boys clothing, furnishing goods
and hats. Prices to compete with east
ern markets.
We carry the largest stock and best
styles of Mems and Boys Clothing in
the city. Wholesale buyers can save 10
to 20 per cent. by buying direct from
GOLDSMITH g. Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24

THE POSITION of Judge Zane in the
Simpson pardon business compressed III
a nutshell, is briefly this: Poor Simpson !!
1t seems he was adjudged guilty OF the
helnous crime of cohabiting with two
women as his wives, when the little IN
discretion he was guilty of was only
adultery He did not support both bis
wives in honored wedlock as the hated
Mormons do, but simply practiced
little deception on wife No. 2, which IS
quite an ordinary thing everywhere
am judge of the court where the great
wrong was done this much injured
gentleman; ergo, Mr.. President. please
pardon.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24
SPECIAL NOTICE.
TAX PAYERS!

ALL PERSONS OWING TERRITORIAL,
a School and County Taxes, are hereby
notified that all OF said taxes remaining I'M
paid on the 3lst day of October become
delinquent. and il will be the duty of the
Collector to proceed Immediately thereafter
to collect the same as by law required. Ex-
tract from Section 10, Chapter VIII, Laws of
Utah, 1873:
taxes on or before the 3lSt day of october in
the year the taxes are assessed, It shall be
the duty of the Collector to levy enough per
sonal taxable property of the taxpayer to
pay the taxes and costs. and proceed 10 sell
the same" etc n. V. JONES,
Collector for Salt Lake County.
Office, No. 5, County Court House.
Salt Lake City, Oc Ober 23d, 1885. o25
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24
GETTING THREADBARE.

Few writer's in journalism, where
daily demands are made upon the re-
sources of language, can write for any
great length of time without repeating
some favorite phrase or pet sentence I'M
til it becomes hackneyed by use, and
however nice sounding originally
Dositivelv nauseous from its repetition.
We do not know of more conspicuous
example of this defect than is found
from day to day in the columns Of our
faded contemporary, the Tribune. Bril-
liant as is the language. at times of its
presiding genius, and struggle as he
may to be poetical and fresh always,
he cannot hide the fact that
many of his fine phrases, so far
from being the result OF spon-
taneous enthusiasm. are cut and dried
and hung up in the smoke-house of his
intellect like so many hams, odorous
with age and fly-blown from long ex-
posure in the literary market.
We like to hear the Tribune defend
The toiling miner, and bid for his sup
port and subscription in return, butthis
eloquent twaddle about 'storming the
erags" is getting little bit old, and if
the gray hairs have not sprouted out of
it already, it is because age and infrm-
.ity have done their work SO thoroughly
that total badness is the result.
Again, the Tribune is in the habit
OF waxing poetical over the future
Of Utah, as eontrasted with its present
state, which is ell very well and would
be still better If the Tribune would
prove its sincerity by helping to fulfill
It's own prediction of peace and pros
perity, instead of laboring as it has
ever done to bring about the opposite
result. But when it continually talks
of regenerated Utah as a place where
hope can nurse honest Dreams" we
instinctively heave a sigh of pity and
remove our hat with a feeling of real
reverence.
"Of course is rather a coarse phrase
at best. but when we see it every day of
our lives, stuck on to a sentence like
cheap metal knob on the walking cane
of 3 dude, we begin to wonder how long
It will be before a new shower of syntax
viii fall from some place, and the poor,
old WORKOUT editor of the Tribune be
turned out, like Nebuchadnezzar, for
season of grass.
And then, too, its arguments are
about exhausted. DIRTY dog" "cow-
ardly scrub, /" Shiny brute"-thesew were
once very telling retorts against the
truth, reason and satire of an opponents
lance, but they are also getting little
threadbare, even ia the estimation of
the Tribune's few ardent admirers,
and unless it can let down a hook |
and draw up some new leYiathaps
of abuse and nastiness to take
their place, it really looks as if it would
have to retire from the field of de-
bate ~ where it has so long held an
but unapproachable position
by reason sf just such arguments as
We have quoted.
Cannot some one prevail upon mil.
honalre Mackey to give the present staff
OF the Tribune a rest, until they have
had time to reeuperate their exhausted
energies and lay in new stock of poet
ical lie-deas with which to renew their
onslaught upon Utah, her people and
general prosperity?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24

JONES. THE Democratic candidate for
LieutenantGovernor OF New York, is
engaged IN the scale business very ex-
tcnsively, and, like sensible man,
pushes his interests by extensive adyer
tising in the newspapers. To render
these advertisements attractive he uses
display line reading ZONES of Bing-
hamton," and then after enumerating
the styles and prices of his goods, he
ends up with catch-hne "And Jones,
He Pays the Freight" Its a pity that
80 live and honest a man should have
such an uphill journey.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24

ANDso Sarah Althea HiIl-Sharon, ETC.,
is really going on the stagel We are
not aware of her ever having been on 1t
before, but she may have been. She
will do, or try to do, Portia, in Shak-
speare's Merchant of Venice, and let
Us hope she viii be more successful in
defeating the Jews efforts TO get his
pound of flesh, than she was in getting
a few of the festive Senator'S pounds Of
money. Sarah is a giddy girl, bat she
may make an actress; she can't be
much worse than many that come unto
Us heralded with twenty-five plea
type, that's certain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24

IT Is now alleged that the signature OF
Mr.. District Attorney Dickson was OBJ
tanned to the Simpson petition for the
pardon to the President, "during the
absence of the responsible editor" so 10
speak. Yes, that's good gsgg; we've
worked it ourselves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24

THE NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. dodge may
possibly exculpate the high moral prose-
cutors, Dickson and Varian, from being
willing parties to the Simpson pardon
but how about virtuous Zane?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-24

TIE DA11Y HERALD Is published every
morning, Mondays excepted, &c 1 In
HERALD Block, corner West Tempe IN an
First South Streets Salt Lake Clty, Oy 60, ~
HERALD PRIHTINe and PUBLISHING Ooa-
TAEY. Subscription price, $lO5o Per
annum, postage included; paTtS, arts, OF Il. the
~esy el the same rate. To weekly SUD
sey5bers, collections made by carriers
% cents 8 week.
@zx sK,sr-vEEKLY HERALD IS published
eTsry wednesday and Saturday 2, m In.d.ss
~ $50 a year; six months. Sl-'6; postage
Included.
s-,zp yvvyEI.Y HERALD Is published every
T=5nrsdsv morning ct 500 q year; SIX
vao1ths- 8. Is, postage included.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-03

When Lewis r. Redmond, the South
Carolina mConshiner, COTnered, after
for eight years eIuding the government
officials was asked to surrender, he ex-
claimed:
Never, to men who fire at my
back"
Before he was taken Eve bullets had
gone clear through him, but strange TO
relate he got well in the hands Of q
rude backWOOds nurse.
By the way, if Garfield had been In
the hands of a baCkWOOds nurse, he
might have lived. A heap of volunteer
testimony against the infalibility Of the
physicians has been accommodating Of
late, and people are encouraged to do
their own dOCtOring more and more. It
IS cheaper and quite as certain.
Before Detective Curtin, Of Buffalo,
caught Tom Ballard, he covered him
with his revolver. Tom saw the point
and tumbled
ago and he tumbled, and so did Dan
Mace. Death fetched em' with that
dreaded Wespon-kidney disea e. But
they should have been lively and drawn
first. They could easily have disarmed
the monster had they covered him with
that dead shot-Warnsr' safe cure,
which, drawn promptly, always takes
the prey. 1t is doubtless true that
sporting men dread this enemy mora.
than any mishap Of their profession,
and presumably this explains why they
IS a rule are so partial to that celebrated
dead shot"
Redmond was right. No man should
surrender when attacked in the back.
He should "draW, face about, and pro-
coed to the defence, for such attacks, so
common among all classes, viii fetch q
man every time unless covered" by
that wonderfully successful dead shot."
-SpOrtsman's Neags.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-03
Az INGENIOUs LETTER.

A young lady, newly married, being
obliged TO show her husband all the let
ters she wrote, sent the following to a
friend. The key is to read the first and
then every alternate line only:
II am not satisfied, my dearest friendl
blest Is am in the matrimonial state,
unless pour into your frien ly bosom
which has ever been in unison with mine,
the various sensations which swell
with the live lest emotion of pleasure,
my almost burning nearb. / tel you my dear
husband is the most 6nniGDle OF men.
have now been married seven weeks and
have never found the least reason TO
repent the day that Joined Us. Ny husband is
both in person and manner far from resembling
ugly, Cross OLD, disagTeeables ana jealous
monster, who thinh by onfding 10 secure
a wife, 1t is q maxim 20 treat as
DO ON friend ana cOnhdam and not rs
plaything, IT mental slave, the woman
chosen 70 be his companion. Neither party,
he says, should always obey implictlyi
but each yield to fhe other by turns
An ancient maiden aunt near seventy,
cheerful venerable a. pleasant Oldlady,
lives in the house with US; she is the de
light of both young ana old: she is civil
TO ali the neighbOrhOod round,
generous and charitable to the poor.
am convinced my hu band loves nothing nore
than ne does me; he hatters me more
than q glass: and his intOL cation
flor so must call the excess Of his love-
often makes me blush for the unWOrI Illness
of It's object aud wish I could be more deserving
OF the man whose name bear. To
say all In one word, my dear, ana 20
crown the WhOle-mg former gallant lover
Is now my indulgent husbaud-my husband
is returned, and might have had
q prince without the felicity md In
him. AOieu may you be blest as am un-
able to wish that could be more
happy"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-03


Enterp rlalng men might make couHid-
cradle money in Peru BY buying up Old
paintings and ANTIQUE silver 1Iets ~
which the pawn shops are full. Ths a..
lsJocreey are compelled % have bread
even II they 90 without meat and butter.
ana as their incomes have been cut Of
by the war and their revolution that has
been going on since, they trade on small
margins with Mr.. Isaacs and Mr. Je-
Gods VINO 90 not seem TO have felt the
unanclaI distress. The TaEsst sort ofold
plate can be had for its weight in silver
colns and genuine old paintings are "a
plenty as peas. Relics Of the Incas are
also cheap, as collectors have 60 sell
them 70 live. 1t is still fashionable to go
on resurrection expeditions, to dig in the
Inca Dury1ng- grounds for mummies and
things which are placed in their graves.
The lncae had the same mode 81 DFs-
serving the dead asthe ancient EzVp-
tlsnss and IA each grave were placed ar
ueles OF decoration as well IS utensils re-
quired by the spirits TO set up house
keeping IN the happy land. Rings, and
other ornaments Of gold and silver, cups
and platters Of both metals made IL
quaint designs, copper articles, strings Of
beads, weaving and cooking apparatus.
water jugs, pots and jars, and all sorts of
things were always placed Ia the graves.
as well as weapons Of war and other Gu
riosities that interest antiquarians nova
days. ANY one can dig up all the relics
he wants by hiring q couple Of men and
going out into the ruins which cover the
whole country along the coast. There
are millions Of graves yet untouched.
The most curious things are mummfes'
eyes-petrifed eyeballs-Whieh are usu-
ally to be found In the graves, If one Is
careful in digging. The Incas had q way
of preserving the eyes of the dead from
decay-sOme process which modern
science cannot Comprehend;a and the eve
balls make very pretty settings for pins.
They are yellow, and hold light like
an opal.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-03

Alex jones, a cOlOred man attempted
70 commit suicide at LeavenW Orth, the
other day because his wife deserted him.
A prominent business firm ofHutchin-
son have been arrested for sending an
obscene postal card through the mail.
The republican, democratic and anti
monopoly parties have all nominated
their candidates in Jewell county.
wv. Emmerson is one Of the oldest
settlers in Riley county, having been
there since 1885.
During the month Of August there
were 1913 sales Of liquor in Douglas
county.
David Chamness lost his residence at
Chanute one day last week by IRE Loss
5000.
Twenty-six hundred children are en-
rolled In the public schools at Atchiscn.
A citizen Of Leavenworth has drawn a
$4,000 prize IN a Louisiana lottery.
Sneak thieves are greatly complained
Of at CaWker City, Mitchell county.
Hebrew & Hebrew is the name Of a
Rocks county firm.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-03
NOTES ARour WOVEN.

Miss Mary Justin is clerk of the First
National bank Of Bloomsbury, Pa.
Mrs. E. A. Baker, principal of the
Free kindergarten normal training
school, has been appointed secretary Of
the Free Oel national association.
Miss Laura Braden, treasurer Of the
Washington and Waynesburg railroad is
said to be the only female railroad officer
in the country.
It appears that the presidents sister is
as pronounced a temperance woman as
ever Mrs. Hayes was. Her brother, the
president, is understood to differ from
her, as to this, but not to seek to inter
fers with her freedom of action. it is
understood that he proposes to follow
custom official dinners, but his sister
dominates at other times.
Miss Caroline W. Hall, daughter OF
Mr.. John R. Hall, the American archi-
bect, received the second prize, a brOnz5
medal in the school Of oil painting at the
recent prize distribution Of the academy
Of fine arts in Milan, Italy.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-03

ground in excellent condition for sowing
fall grain, and our farmers viii embrace
the opportunity 20 put out q large acre
age. This is one of the most seasO1abls
falls we have had for years, and the
granger rejCicss in consequence
Laned Optic: When q county pro
duces only one kind Of crop, and then
fails, 1t makes disaster. PsWnee county
produces as staples corn, oats wheat,
broom-corn, cattle and hogs. Wheat is
the only short crop this year, all the rest
are good.
OsWego Republican: The late corn
planted in the flooded district the last Of
July, was in roasting ears, when the
overflow again covered it last week.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-03

GIVE got a cat, said a lady TO me the
other day, that can read. At any rate
she knows when a letter comes for
her"
"a letter % I exclaimed in astonish-
ment.
eyes, a letter, and if you don't be-
ieve it 1 viii prove it to you. Just
wait minute until I direct one"
My friend left the room and in a few
minutes returned with a sealed enve1-
ope, addressed "AIiss Puss, No.-MarI-
borO street, city"
NOW" said she, eff you viii kindly
post that for me tonight and be bore
when the pOstman comes around on
his first delivery tomorrow morning,
you shall see that ana telling you solid
facts"
I posted the letter as requested, and
was st my friends house promptly next
morning.
Soon the bell rang, and shortly after
ward the servant entered with q bundle
OF letters among which was that for
Miss Pussy.
Placing them near her feline high
ness on the floor, my friend said:
Now, Miss Pussy pick out your let
ter"
Sure enough, pussy ct once showed an
interest, and in e moment had pushed
aside with her paws the envelope ad-
dressed to her.
was about to acknowledge my sin Of
incredibly, when my friend said;
"Wait a moment. She'll open it and
deVOur the contents"
Scarcely had she said this when Miss
Pussy had torn the envelope open and
in q moment was literally devOuring is
contents-Catnip.