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The Arizona champion., 1885-11-21
WEEKLY CHAMPION,
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER ar, 'Ss,
BITS OF HUMoR.

It is said to be fact that young men who practice on the horizontal bar don't experience as many falls as those who practice at the saloon bar,
 Perhaps this is "chestnut": Why is pawnb;oker's shop which adver- tises, like the store that doesn't ad- ver,iseI Both are loan some places, you know.
 General Butler says: "The work. ingmen are afraid of me because had a little money" No, Benjamin, the workingmen were not afraid of you because you had little money. They feared that you were after great deal more.
 "She loved, alas, she loved me! she loved me ere weened," gushes some ninny of a versiher. We think if she waited until after he was weaned be- fore loving him, and that process were deserted until after his exit from calf hood, the poor poet would die un- loved.
 Bobby laboriously lugged pail in- to the parlor, where the family was assembled, and asked his maternal grandmother to kick it. "Why should kick it, Bobby?" grandma enquired in amazement. "Just to amuse pa" said Bobby. "He said he would give ten dollars any time to see you kick the bucket"
 Some months ago at banquet in Boston, a poem by Dr. Everett entit. led "The Mugwump," was read. From it we learn that "rhe Mugwump is an Eastern bird, With plumes of gor- geous hue; His crest is red, his bosom white, His wings celestial blue" The mugwumP may have worn these col. ors few months ago, but to-day he IS "blue" all over, and will soon change back to black Republican, Il he's not too green.
The Arizona champion., 1885-11-21
Young Lndy at Boardlng sehool.

A, some French boarding schools in Paris, the girls are fed on weak soup, two or three degrees stronger than hot water; meat, from which nearly all the nourishment is extracted by boiling; coarse veal, watery car. rots and gray, sour bread. The young lady who comes home after few terms of this sort of diet may be very learned, but IS pale and poor looking, lacking vigor and health. Give her Browns Iron Bi,ters--the best tonic in the world for young ladies with impoverished blood--and bring the roses into her cheeks.
The Arizona champion., 1885-11-21
A Railroad Mans Views.

Mir. Joseph Hickson, the agent in Toronto, Canada, of the New York, West Shore and Buffalo Railroad Company, is well-known throughout ihe Dominion. He writes that for several weeks his little girl was ill with bronchitis. He used dlferen, preparations and also had her treated by a physician, but without effect. Finally he tried Red Star Cough Cure, and before one bottle was finished she was perfectly we'll.
The Arizona champion., 1885-11-21

Fl. Ccok-Stock branded I'll on left hip; range at and between Nor mon and San Francisco mountains, near Flagstaff, Yayapii county, Ari- nona; postcffice address, Flagstaff,
The Arizona champion., 1885-11-21
Walter ]. Hill-P.O. Flagstaff, Yavapai Co.

Ariz. Ranch, Volun- teer Spring; range, San Francisco and Mogol- lon mountains; cattle branded H on left hip;
 ear mark, mortise in
 left ear; horses brand cd H on left jaw; ali stock sold vented. Shepn
The Arizona champion., 1885-11-21

List of members of the Mogollon Live Stock Protec { i've Association: w. G. Stewart Daniel Segmiller B. F. Saunders E. K. Carr w. H. Ashurst A: H. Tucker Walter Hill M. Casner Lot Smith Israel Call P. ]. Brannen C. C. Archer William Munds E. w. Putnam Frank Hart S. NJ. See C. H. Schulz A. s. Putnam D. ]. Brannen w. H. Shoot ]. F. Daggs H. Yure William Fdin Robert Finnie John Clark Madison Burch H.C. Lockett IF Woods, D E. L. Cook, C. H. Richardson, James Walsh. A, F. McAlster, A. E. Fay,
The Arizona champion., 1885-11-21

THE ARIZONA CIL4KPIOVES TIE OFFJCL4L
 ORGAN OF THE ASSOCLA 2ION
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A SHREWD MASTiFF.
Foregoing an Old Grudge to Gain an All
in Fight.

Foregoing an Old Grudge to Gain an Ally
in a Fight.
A gentleman in the County of Fife
possessed fine mastiff, which he was
in the practice. of sending every morn
ing with basket in his teeth to a
neighboring village, with letter ad-
dressed to his tradesman, who ex-
ecuted the commission contained in the
note, and returned the basket filled
with provisions by the faithful messen-
ger. AS Pompey was one morning
leaving the village, his basket laden
with warm rolls and a nice leg of NUT
ton, he was set upon by host of little
ours, who, after desperate engage
ment, forced him to seek his safety in
| ignoble flight, leaving the well-con-
| tested basket prey to his victors.
But he was too proud to go home.
Now, Pompey had long been the
mortal foe of Caesar, hero of the
same race, attached to neighboring
gentleman. Many bloody encounter
| increased their deadly ha G; yetvictory
still remained in suspense. On the
morning of the defeat of Pompey that
hero was seen taking his way to Caesar 5
abode. Caesar appeared on the lawn,
eager to meet his foe, when, to the
amazement of the spectators, Pom
pey, as he approached his rival held
out an olive branch, by every means in
his power imploring Il reconciliation.
Caesar met his advance. From that
moment their animosity ceased. POM
pey had previously provided for his
friend a feast of carrion. After a
hearty repast, he led him against the
assembled host of little ours, and be-
fore the champions left the village every
| foe had bit the dust. After many nut
tual congratulations, no doubt, and ex-
changing vows of eternal friendship,
the eoiquerors separated, and Pom
pey now returned in triumph to his
maiter's house. .-Dublsp irish Times.
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Commercial.
SAN rRArc1sco MARKET REPORT.

BAGS Calcutta wheat bags. SIC.
FLOUR-Best city extra, $l.375t95.00;
medium. s3.75@4.s5; shipping superfins,
81. 7s0 375.
WHEAT-No. grades, $1So; choice
milling nnRIpaT paTeels, $s5 ocai;tv et % d a2.c.
brewing, $t.0201.I 10.
OATS Surprise ana milling, $3.50
l.s5, No. j, Sl.20@1.25: No.2, $l@1. 10; off
grades. 75ca ST: black, $101.10 u ctl.
CORN Large yellow, $1.I5@1.2e; small
yellow, 81. I5lg1 81; white, 81. 10(9I 20 ctl
CRACKED CORN-Per ton, 81 .50@z8.
CORNMEALrFeed, $z7.5e@18 u ton;
fine kinds for table, 2s(a3c sB fb.
SEEDS Mustard, $2.25G3 for brown,
and S2@2.25 for yellow; canary, 415c;
hemp. 3l6n33c; rape, 2s@3c; timothy, sag
&C.; alfalfa, 15c u fb; fax, $2.z5@2.50 u ctl.
MIDDLINGS Per ton, $l6@18.
HAY-Alfalfa, $8.5G@l2.50; wheat, $l2
@i6; oct, s9@15; barley, $s@l2; mixed,
$7@i0.
STRAW-Per bale, 60@70.
HOPS-Per ID, 1001l2c.
BRAN-Per ton, $l3@14.
RYE-Per ctl, 81. l091.15.
BUCKWHEAT--Per ctl, $l.70@1.S0.
GROUND BARLEY-Per ton, $21.50@
1850.
POTATOES Early rose. 70a75c; river
reds, 60(97oc; Petalumas, 91c@$l; garnet
chile, 7a@90c; peerless, 81 15@l 80; Hum
boldt kidney, $l.1 b; do red, $1.O0@1.10 y
ctl; new, 2a2fc u 10.
ON10NS--Per ctl, $1.75d1.873.
DRIED PEAS Green, S2.7o; niles, So;
blackeye, $2.65 u ct1.
BEANS9Bayos, 2.50@3; butter, S1.1n
| @1.40; pink. $f60tg1.65; red, $1,000 2.37 !;
lima, SI.75@2; small white, $1.25@i.50;
pea, 81. .50al.75 ID ctl.
VEGETABL LES-Green peas, &c u ID;
carrots, 30@0c; turnips, 50(a60c; beets, 40
| 06 C; parsnips, ST; cabbage, 50060c % ctl.
lemons. California, $l@u! 80: lines, Mexi-
can, $10t@12; oranges, California. $l.25G
| 1.75 d box.
DRIED FRUIT Sun-dried apples, 2a@
&c; apricots, &c; blackberries, &c: figs,
&c; peaches, 14015c; pears, &c; plums,
Sc; prunes, German, s; do, French, Ga
65c, p 10; raisins, new crop Layers, Si.75
az q box.
HiDES-Dry. U 10, usual selection. 16a
l6sc.- dry kip. 16@i6bc; dry calf, 19@2Oc
| salted steers. so to 55fbs, 76D73c.
WOOL MendocIno. ISta20c. y 10.
Humboldt, 1St0zOc; San JOAQUIN. 6;a8c
eastern Oregon. l4@l6c
LARD-Eastern llC011l for tierees, and
| u4tasiI C for pals; California, lob, 8(n8tc.
! HONEY-Comb. &c: extracted, 405e
u tb.
BEESWAX- Quotable7at 24@s6cgB ID
BUTTER Fancy, 2sAc; choice, z7t92sc
fair to good, @26c; ordinary, 20@2zAc
mixed store shipments, dull at 124@I74c
picked roll, 224@25c irkin, l9ta 21c fol
good to choice, aud i5(0 i9c for ordinary te
/ fair Eastern. 1za0 lac u 10.
EGGS-t9 dozen, 271c.
POULTRY Turkeys, Qobblers, 17@20c
hens, I7@2oc; dressed do. 2oa2<c f8 fb
roosters, IS 75AD 5,for old and $5.50@6. so fol
young hens, $60007 90; broilers, $5ta5.a0
as to size; ducks, $7.5Jia 90 y doz. geese
/ $2.25a2.50 t5 pair.
! TALLOW Grease, 3@4; crude, 5s@6c
refined. 7t@7dc u 10.
CHEESE-CaIifornia, 12913c.
/ SALT-Per ton, $16.
RICE-Hawaiian, IL; China, aga Gle.
SUG AR-Dry granulated, Tic: extra
fine cubes, 7fe; fine crushed, TIC; powder
ed. 7gc; extra fine powdered, &c; extra
| golden G., Sc: golden G, &C.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

The Legislatures of Georgia and
North Carolina are both moving to
establish archaeological schools. Louis-
Uttle Coer5er-Jour7sa3.
The State Board of Health of Indi-
ana strongly recommends that the first
principles of sanitary science be taught
in the public schools.
The University of Pennsylvania will
soon found school for nurses, the
Hannah Long legacy of $780, for
that purpose becoming available. Phil
adelphia Press.
The faculty of Yale College has de.
cidcd to make Saturday of each week,
beginning with next term, whole holi-
day, and to hold recitations on Wednes-
day afternoons instead.
The Baptists of Iowa have 1916, ,00o
invested in buildings and eadowments,
and thirty-one instructors are engaged
in teaching 345 students IN the four in
stitutions under their patronage.
Mrs. Bishop Warren gave 100000
for the endowment of the Denver Uni,
versity on condition that ESQ. 600 should
be raised in addition from other sources.
Recently large meeting was held in
the First Baptist Church in Denver, al
which $4,000 were subscribed to the
University fund -ftiea7o Iasaes.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14
AN nvERrAsKEn RRa1n

A clergyman in Iowa, after few weeks
use of our Treatment, says:
Your Compound Oxygen has arorked
like q charm. have no special ailment
except from an oyertasked brain. Wake.
fulness, nervous irritability, and tendency
to paralysis were the most marked trou.
bles. Now, afters three weeks use, In
crease Of tceighf, clear mental horizon
freedom from dncipient paralyfic at
tacks, and good rest. What more could ]
asks'
Our Treatise on Compound Oaygen,
containing history of the discovery and
mode Of action of this remarkable cura.
tive agent, and large record of surprising
cures in Consumption. Catarrh. Neuralgia
Bronchitis, Asthma, ETC.. and wide range
of chronic diseases. viii be sent free. Ad
dress DRs. STARKEY & PALEN, 1l0o and
I'LL Girard street. Philadelphia.
All orders for the Compound Oxygen
Home Treatment directed to FL. E. Ma
thews, 606 Montgomery street, San Fran
cisco, will be filed on the same terms as il
sent directly to US in Philadelphia.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14
pEMPsEY.s DOG.
Gothic Canine which Smiled with ItaIic
Eyes.

Gothic Canine Which Smiled With Italic
Eyes.
There is far-away cloud, no bigger
than mans hand, idea forming in
my mind that Dempsey's dog don't
like me, for although have only met
him twice, he has taken particular
pains to hurt my feelings; still am
bound to conquer him in the end as he
has conquered me. / started out a
few days after our first meeting to see
Dempsey and learn something Of the
dogs character. As I approached the
house I beheld, seated on the front
steps, the Gothic canine and fancied
that hex smiled when his italic eyes
ested upon me, and perhaps a remem-
brance of our last interview. crossed h
mind, but no wag of recognition dis
turbed the serene composure OF his
parenthetical tail | attempted to re-
new our acquaintance by observing:
Doggy, doggy; good doggy; don't
you Know meP but asI Received no
answer save suburban growl, / con-
cluded he had knot burdened his
brain with remembrance of
SO Insignificant parsonage as
myself, and that he did not care to
make my acquaintance. | was mis-
taken, for when | passed By him he
rose up and was about to escort me
about the premises when Dempsey APP
peared to take the responsibility of en-
tertaining me off his hands, or, more
properly, out of his teeth. / asked
Dempsey where he got the dog, but he
said he would not like 10 say, and, to
tell the truth, / don know thatI blame
him; he, however, said that the dog
was very smart and caught on quickly.
told him had noticed that. / al o
learned that his name was Grip. =
Now, whether the dog had told Demp-
sey anything about our first meeting
do not know; so | observed that the
name was appropriate and let the mat
ter rest there. On being questioned as
to the dogs hunting abilities, Dempsey
said he was out of practice on every
thing except tieas, but if liked could
take him out some day and try him.
Having discussed the good points of
Dempsey 5 dog some little time longer,
/ took my leave, but it must have been
that the dog did not think / had prop
erly made my adieu to him, for he over
took me short distance from the gate
and reminded me of my negligence in
very biting manner. When. however,
had smoothed over the dogs wrath
and the place he had inserted his argu-
ment, | passed through the gate, and,
on turning to look back, beheld him
pointing for flea which had pre-empt-
ed claim on the equator of his spine.
which leads me to think that Dempsey S
dog is by nature pointer Boston
Post
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SNAKE AND BIRD.
A Remarkable Contest Between Partridg
and q Black Snake.

A Remarkable Contest Between Partridge
and q Black Snake.
Whether or not it is scientifically true
that snakes ever charm birds, it is true
that birds sometimes attack and XIII
snakes. An account is given in the In
dianapolis People of an exciting contest
of this kind, in which partridge was
the victor. It happened in Preston,
WAYNE County, Pa. A travelling sales
man, while trout-fshing in a creek
near that place, heard a commotion in
the bushes near the creek, and cries
such as are made by young chickens
when they are lost. He peered through
the bushes, and saw a hen partrid ge
and large black snake engaged in a
combat.
Huddled together a short distance
away was the partridge's brood, peep
ing in terror. The partridge attacked
the snake with her beak and feet, and
struck also below with her wings. She
moved with such rapidity about the
snake, that, in spite Of the quickness
with which the reptile is enabled to
throw its folds about anything it at
tacks, the snake was foiled in all its at
tempts to encircle the bird, which
seemed to be seeking to blind the SER
pent by striking at its eyes.
In its efforts TO get the bird within its
coil the snake seemed to glide over and
under her like flash, but, no matter
what course it took, the partridge
never failed to slip away from it and
deliver a telling blow upon it.
Once the snake retreated several feet
as if flying from the bird, and the latter
followed it closely. Suddenly the
snake turned and rushed back at the
partridge with its head raised more
than foot in the air. The bird dashed
forward to meet the serpent, and deliv-
cred blow with its beak which struck
the snake square in one of its eyes.
This was apparent to the witness, who
stood within ten feet of the contestants,
by the snakes instantly dropping its
head to the GROUND and rolling it from
side to side as if in great pain.
The bird did not lose q second in fol-
lowing up her advantage, but pounced
on the snake close to its head, and, with
strokes delivered with surprising rapid
ity, inflicted wounds with her beak
which seemed to daze the snake and ii
glided first in one direction and then in
another, making no further effort to
defend itself, and yet apparently unable
to find way to escape.
The partridge kept up its effective
striking on the neck of the snake until
the head was almost separated from the
body and the reptile ceased to move
The man advanced at this point in
the battle, but the bird continued to
tear at the flesh of the snake until he
was near enough to touch her, when
she became aware of his presence for
the first time. She retreated hurriedly
to the spot where her terror-stricken
brood were huddled, and calling them
after her with few clucks, led them
away into the underbrush.
On examing the snake, it was found
that besides the fatal wounds it had re-
ceived in its neck. both of its eyes had
been put out by the partridge. Tho
snake was nearly five feet in length,
and had in it's stomach the partially
digested remains of a large rattle
snake.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14
PORTLAND MARREr REPORT.

WHEAT-Per ctl, valley, $1.I71@1 20:
Walla Walla, 81 100l 123.
FLOUR = Per Dbl, standard brands,
S4.25; superfine, $500; country brands.
S3.75.
bayos, So; pinks. 81 so; butter, $3.50.
BUTTER Per tb, choice dairy, 3E032ac;
country store, 123@15c; Eastern, 22A@25c.
CHEESE-Per ID, choice local, l5c; i'm
ported. 12(014c.
DRIED FRUITS-Per ID, apples, 5a8c;
plums, 90 Sc; prunes, 8@8ac; peaches, 13c;
raisins, 1925 . bx.
EGGS-Per doz, 20c.
LARD Per ID, pals, 12c; tins, Eastern,
I2c; tins. Oregon, 1l1c.
OAT MEAL Common, $3.50 y ctl.
CORN MEAL-Per ctl. So.
HOMIN ctl, $3.75.
CRACKED WHEAT-Per ctl, So.
BUCK WHEAT FLOUR-Per ctl, s.. Is
@5.50
RYE FLOUR-Per ctl, $4.
RICE-Per fb, China Mol, SIC; mixed,
4Ac; Hawaiian Islands, sic.
VEG Cabbage, he: onions.
lie u 10; carrots, $1to1 80 u sack; turnips,
$101 90: beets, 81 @1.50.
CANNED GOODS-Tomatoes % -fb cans
y doz. SI.10, gallons, $3.50; pie fruits, as.
sorted, $1.50, gallons, 81; green corn. SIPS
COFFEE-t8 tb, Guatemala, green, 11a6
l2ac; Costa Rica, 12Ac; old Government
Java, 20e.
POTATOES Irish, % bu, 25@3Oc; sweets
% ID, 1886.
POULTRY Chickens, u doz, $3a4.5a
ducks. $7ea8; geese. $9gl0; turkeys, y ID,
10fa1 lie.
PROVISIONS Hams, y tb, 13916c; ba.
70 GROCERIES, Pickels, U keg, $110a
1.25: starch. u fb, 7.s 95c. goldfish, &c; mac.
keael, No. 1, kit, So, No 2, $175; herring,
dried, q ID bx, Toe.
SUGARS Quote bbls: tA) patent cube:
a4c; tA) crushed, &c; dry granulated, 74c
golden G, 61c; extra powdered, Bic.
SEEDS-W Wholesale to farmers T. ctl, red
clover, s 5; alfalfa Sl6; white clover, $35
alsike, S32; timothy. prime. $3.50; Ken
tncky blue grass, extra clean, 81 peren-
neial rye grass, SIS; red top, $l2; orchard
grass, SIS; rye black, 50; bone meal, u
ton. S3s; bone phosphates. $45.
SPICES-t8 ID, pepper, 1Sta42sc: mustard
18c; ginger, 1sc; cinnamon, 27ac; nutmeg
soc: saue, SOC.
TROPICAL FRUIT-Lemons, So 50a1
u case; bananas, So 75; cocoanuts, Sc; or
angeS. 81 SO 90.
BRAN Per ton. $13@16.
MIDDLINGS ton, S20@25.
GROUND BARLEY-Per ton S23 25
OATS-Choice milling, 36c; choice feed
80 33c.
HAY Per ton. timothy, baled, s11
loose, Sl2.
HOPS-Per fb, 10 I2c.
WoOLr-Valley. 13@ l5c; eastern Ore
got, II &c.
GRAIN BAGS Per ID, Ctlcutta, 22ta
36c. 7la75c.
HIDES Per 1b, green, 5lS6; dry, 1550
Ice; one-third off for culls: deer. $12I {
25c: bear. black, 81 95 q 5; buckskin, In
dian. dressel, 50att'c; elk, 10c.
BROOMS-Per doz, $2.25a6.50.
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The Way Meals are Served in New
Orleans.

Few set tables. You are served in
the morning before you get out of bed
with cup of coffee as good as can be
found anywhere in the world, and some
bread or little Creole pie crust cakes.
There is no trouble about your meals.
There is a restaurant on every corner
or SO. or You can have your meals served
hot, and at the most reasonable rates.
As general thing, however, they do
not ''go in heavy for breakfast here.
Your coffee is supposed to satisfy Won
until midday, when you take a slight
lunch at some saloon. About six in the
evening you sit down to the big meal of
the day. supper there is none, unless
You drop in at the theater, after which
sou eat something light. Thus, at least,
you will find the natives doing, and
those who have been visiting New Or
leans each winter for years will tell you
that it is the most comfortable way to
live here and best suited to climate.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14
FOREIGN TELEGRAPHIc NEWS.

Portugal has annexed both banks of the
Congo river.
The Sultan of Turkey spends several
hours day at the piano.
The Turkish government has recently
ordered several new Krupp guns for its
navy.
During single week recently thirty
murders were committed in Paris and
vicinity.
An Italian priest affiliated with a
mendicant order has won 100000 francs
in lottery at Turin.
The Canadian House of Commons is
considering bill restricting Chinese i'm.
migration to the Dominion.
A rich widow at st. Roches. Canada.
aged ~ year,, recently married her coach,
man, youth 10 years of age.
In the sculIing match between Hanlan
and Clifford, atSydney, Australia, Hanlan
was victorious, coming in six lengths
ahead.
The italian expedition, consisting OF
1,500 men, has been ordered to proceed to
Suakem. It is reported IL, 900 more troops
are being mobilized for service in Egypt.
A marriage has been arranged between
Princess Clementine, daughter OF King
Leopold of Belgium, and Prince Albert
Victor, eldest son of the Prince of Wales.
Michael Davitt, on arriving at Rome,
went to hotel chiefly patronized BY
English travellers. The English guests
refused to sit at the table with him, and
Davitt left the hotel.
A London dispatch says: Emigration
agents in England and Germany complain
of large decrease in the number of emf
grants going to America. The falling off
is attributed to gloomy reports spread by
returning emigrants.
Reinsdorf and Kuechler. the leaders OF
the plot to blow up the Emperor on the
occasion of the dedication of the Nieder-
wald monument, were beheaded, on the
7th inst, at Berlin. Rupoeh, who turned
states evidence, was pardoned.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14

We accidentally overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday:
Jones Smith, why don't you stop that
disgusting hawking and spittingl
Smith-How can II You know / am a
martyr to ca tarrh.
J.. Do as did, had the disease in its
worst form but I am well now.
S. What did you do for it?
j. used Dr.Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
1t cured me and it viii cure you.
S. I've heard oft, and by Jove I'll try ii.
j. Do so. You'll find it at all the drug
stores in town.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14

The Milwaukee Sentinel says t,is.
st. Paul's Episcopal Church in that
city sscontains the finest window in the
world-a triumph of art in stained
glass. such as can be found nowhere
else The central panel of the window
is a reproduction of Dore's great paint
ing, Christ Leaving the Pretorium. The
entire window viii cost about four
thousand dollars.
You were asleep last nlgns,
weren't you, my dear, when I came
IMP he asked. ..Yes. and it was a
great blessing toyou that | was asleep. .
Il hardly think" he returned mildly,
..that it was a great blessing. It was
owing to the fact that you were asleep
that I escaped great blessing. ~
Z. Sun
..Well. I declare!'' exclaimed an
editor. as he inspected the baby of an
old newspaper friend. IF be isn't a
marked copy of the old gentlemanr
" Y I97deueRdent
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cATHnLIc COLLEGE.

Mr.. j. ID. Kingsley. Secretary Holy
Cross College Gymnasium. Worcester,
Mass, writes: Every member of our club
frar ky admits that st. Jacobs Oil, the
conqueror of pain, is the best cure they
have ever used, and all speak of it in terms
of the highest appreciation. Fifty cents q
bottle.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-02-14
Youth discounts the future, but age of
fers premium for the past.
G.. M. \.

Walking down Broadway is very pleas
ant when you feel well, and T- X
never felt better than when his friend
asked him how he got over that severe
cough of his so speedily. "Ah, my boy, y
said Il, ''G. M. u. did itl' And his
friend wondered what G. NJ. D. meant.
He knew it did not mean Good Many
Doctors, for tt x had tried dozen
in vain. 81 have it," said he, just hitting
the nail on the head, you mean DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, or
Gold Medal Deserved, as my friend J J--
s. always dubs it" Sold by druggists