davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
LIST OF LANDS
For sale by the
News Land Agency
CITY Lots.
REsIpENCE PRoPERTY.

rhe two best vacant lots now to be lad on
erchants street north OF Ninth avenue.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
rHn anAn nArrLE

This interesting feature OF the reunion
seems to have been very exciting oc-
curance. Two or three individuals were
wounded. One was run through with q
bayonet and another had one arm shot
on. The commonwealth says that It ID
generally believed that 5000 people
witnessed the battle. One gentleman
who claims to have had experience II
estimating crowds, places the numbel
at between 125,O00 ami 1876 900. bul
this is considered, wild. Capt. Knight
says that at the small gate, about one
ont Of eight. presented tickets which
had been paid for. The amount taken
IN at the gate was 81, 16S,40. This viii
show that there were really 10000 people
on the grounds. 1t was great crowd
anyway; and everybody was pleased
Il would. seem proper at this time, to
suggest that when another reunion il
held, self registering gates should be
V7a0d
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
Ererxhodxp, Air-Rrnka.

. sodss' AAr-hsEeke-
les. san sald Uncle ZACH "l'se
watched i tOrtY Years an its a. ! seq /:
Os inst OF may an Christmas day Of de
sane year alleEs comes on de same week
Gay.
karIner conversation proved Uncle
zacn moas increouioqs pereon,
financing 70 mention Df. CarVer's feat
OF 9reaA1n8 gAass pelB Win rlIle ne
said:
ncero ,Dous Dat ehoofln' and know
Cd right on It wasn't squar' dat was a
Iankee trick. boss aho's you born"
what Was tbs Trick?
Oar Wuz Ioedstone put into de glass
oallss an likewise onto De bullets; 90
when de bullet ny outen de gun, II an
oe Dali le9 ofAWeo teEReddeFs which, N
coQrse. hrokes de glsss-dats de trick ~
Later, Uncle Zach observed rope
running along sids OF the car.
os1, Mnats oas ilne Eur
40 apply the alr-Orake IN case OF &C
cidens Inen We han furtner 70 e1-
plain now tne iorSe OF the brake was Cd
taineo 70 Wnicn Uncle Aacn responoeo
ooA mere boss you snoay oon !
SRSct me % oiee1e oas Ioollsnness
why. oe olggess nsIrlcane Wnase!ei
oloWeo SoulonI ssop ols traln. Lunni
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
BOYS lost.

On September 4, Eddie and Charley
Klusmeyer, aged Z ana 70 years, ran
away from home. The boys wore no
coats. The younger wore gray .panta-
looms, figured calico waist . cap, and
has lost three of his upper teeth. The
older one wore checked pAniAlOOns, {
blue striped shirt, q vest and q straw
hat Ahbersl reward will be given fol
Information leading to the discovery O.
the boys. Address,
O. II. KLUsAEYER,
S2l Ohio street, Quincy, III.
Exchanges please copy.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

a Great discovery
Mr.. Wm. Thomas, of Newton, Ia,
says: my wife has been Seriously at
Eected with . cough for twenty -five
wears, and this spring more severely
than ever before. She has used many
remedies without relief, and beng urged
to try DIR. Kings New Discovery, did
30, with most gratifying results The
first bottle relieved her very much and
the second bottle has absolutely cured
her. She has not had so good health for
thirty years" Trial bottles free at B.
Wheldon's drug store. Large size,
$1.O0. %
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

You are allowed q tres trial of thirty
day Of the use Of DR.. Dyes Celebrated
Volsaic Belt with elctrIc suspensory ap-
pIiances, for the speedy relief and per-
manenS cure Of nervous debility and all
kindred troubles Also. for many other
diseases. Complete restoration TO health
guaranteed. No risk Is incurred. IL
Illustrated pamphlet, with full informa-
ton, terms, etc, mailed free by address
ing Voltaic Belt Co.. Msrshall. Mich
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
KANSAS PATENTS

List of patents granted 10 citizens of
Kansas, for the week ending Tuesday
Sept 20, 1885. complied from the official
records of the United States patent Of
ice, expressly for The NEWS, by w.
A. Redmond. solicitor of patents, No. $50
F street. N. w. Washington, ID. c., Of
whom Information may be had:
NJ. Camp, SedgYick. door shield.
j. OasIelle. Blue Rapids, Refrigerator
Peter Cool, Manhattan, car axle bear.
ing.
81. Ki"ns and w. A Morton. Leroy
gate spring.
A. Ross, Wichits, automatic blotter
holder.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
Not = single Gray aalr

You may laugh aud think me a vain
thing" writes Mrs. ]. r. Q. OF San Fran
cisco to friend in this city, ebut ! have
not = gray hair In my head. aud vet (sAd
10 say am fifty and day. Recently
my hair was not only quite gray, but
quite thin. tho. Parker's Hair Bslsam
ders for me. Try Il If YOU have coca
sion. II really doee what say, and re
stores the color also" Not q dye, moi
greasy, highly perfumed. Only reliable
SOC dressing.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
HOW Is IT2

Editor Emporia News:
We acknowledge and welcome you as
true ally OF VerItas, aY, in good truth,
one after his own heart. The fellowship
of anti-pTohibition saints is, no doubt,
the fellowship of ElYsium. IT'S well.
Now, dear ElYsiumites, may be at lib
erty, without your prohibit or inhibit in
THE NEWS, 10 say-it is with ye as with
the doubles OF some people, their singles
are mightier than their doubles; for, eVi-
IDENTIFY. two anti-prohibitionists para
graphically at least, do not increase the
power or rightness of their sentiments,
as may be seen in yesterday evenings
NEWS. Why, sir, IN good faith ye are
as courageous as some of Win Shakes
| peare's martial heroes, ana with about
as much natural and common sense as
they had; for, In your haste to over
throw your very humble servant. you
closed both eyes and thus shot a wild
discharge as, no doubt. some of the OH
cIals will perceive. became the apparent
meaning Of your words tacitIy impeach
these officers for the non enforcement OF
the prohibitorY law.
In quoting my words you make them
say that only which they were intended
to say, and, because they do not enforce
the law rs fully aud well as it could,
and needs to be enforced. This, evil
IDENTIFY gives the case against the offic-
Ials. But, sir, this does not make me
say or believe that prohibition is not in
accord with the popular will, for if this
were true how did it come to pass that
We have prohIbitory law in Kansas,
and when the issue in the last state
election was squarely on the merits of
re-submission or the opposite, the pop
ular voice and voter too were against
re-submission, that Is, the popular voice
Is in favor Of prohibition. Let me in
conclusion thank you for your brother
illness, and recommend you and Veritas
to re-submit your anti TO your own
common-sense IN second thought, OF
hoist your colors for free rum. With
great respect, am yours,
II. MAcKAY.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
DEHOCRATTC DOINGS.
AN ENTHUSIASTIC MEETING OF
DELEGATES.
A Full County Ticket Nominated In
a Harmonious Manner.
Timely Resolutions Unanimously
Adopted by the Convention.
Election and Organization Of a
Central Committee.
me Proceedings.


Early this morning the streets Of EN-.
poria were enlIyened by the presence Of
Democratic delegates from the various
precincts throughout the county. Little
was done during the forenoon save some
caucusslng. The conYention met at the
Whitley opera house at Q O'Clock, and
was largely attended. The meeting was
called to order by George Paxton. chair
man of the Democratic central commit,
tee, who asked the representatives from
the several townships and wards to as
semble together by delegations. Mr.
Paxton then read the Democratic call for
q county convention.
On motion Of ALT Roberts Of Neosho
Rapids, w. A. Randolph was elected
as temporary chairman, who thanked
the assembly for the honor and asked
that the action taken by the convention
should be harmonious.
On motion OF j. II. McCown, Frank
Butcher of Elmendaro was elected tenn.
porary secretary.
On motion of Mr.. Kitchen q commit
tee of one from each township ana one
from each ward was appointed on per.
manent organization.
The following delegates represented
the party ana answered to the roll call
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

THURSDAY. OCTOBER 8, 1885.


1t IL announced elsewhere IN this issue
that my connection with THE NEwa has
ceased. wish to take this opportunity
OF extending my sincere thanks for the
many courtesies extended me by the pat
rons Of this paper during the past eight
years Of my association with THE News.
and assure the many warm friends I
have found among the subscribers that
they are held in grateful remembrance.
FRANK p. MAcLKNNAH.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
aRnCERY 1I0naEn

"Wednesday night some one entertd
the grocery store OF ] L. Robinson, OF
the corner of Sixth avenue snd Cotton
wood street. and took from the money
drawer about $40 in cash. They alao
took from The chow case box of cigars
and few other articles. No one was
aware that the premises had been in
truded by thieves until they opened the
store for the days trade.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

The best salve In the world for cuts
bruises, sores, ulcers. salt Eheum. lever
sores. letter, chapped hands, chilblaiDs,
corns and eli skin eruptioDs, and posi-
lively ccres piles or no pay required
Il Is guaranteed 70 give perfect satikfae-
don or money refunded. Prizes % Gems
per box. Fer sale BY B. WheldoD.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

If you sre suffering with low and de-
pressed spirits. loss Of appetite. general
debility, dieor6eFed blood. weak cossti-
tuition, headache. or any disease Of q
bilious nature, by ali means procure 9
surprised 90 see the rapid improvement
chat will follow. ron viii be inspired
with new life; strength and activity will
return pain and misery viii cease, and
heEcefoEsh you will Tstoice in the praise
OF Electric BitkeFs- Sold It fifty cents I
bottle by q. Wheldon. %
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08


The October number OF the Dorcas is
up 70 It's usual standard Of excellence.
Il contains a choice assortment Of de-
signs and patterns, IN knitting and
crochet several new stitches and re-
vivals of old ones, In addition to an adj
mirahIe article on Original Fancy
Work, by Ella .Hepworth Dixon, Of Lon
don. There is q novel design for the
new craze, viz; Gold Painting on
Crash. and many timely hints on house
and home decoration. Dorcas Is grow
ing in popularity, deseFvedly. aud nc
Well-ordered and well-Fegulatec home
will do without It. It's subscription il
only 81 90 Per year. or ten cents for I
single copy. Sead at once and receive
the premium OF "Dorcas Leaves" which
/ is offered 20 ali new subscribers WHIT
send in their names before Decembe
1 f1rst. Address. DORCA6.
| S72 Broadway, New York.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

RESIDENCE PROPERTY.
ll4a. A house OF 8 rooms, on two Tote. good
well and cister plenty OF fruit and shade,
large stable, capacity OF stern $50 bbls.
Price $500.
1l5s. A SUBURBAN place OF 2 "a acres, 80
rods from city; new frame house rooms and
and cellar; young orchard planted; good well
and good soil. Price s.. 200.
ITO. A new frame house OF six rooms.
good size, good stable and buggy house. good
well: q corner lot on Commercial street, easy
payments. Price 1880.
1910. Two east front lots with house of -four
rooms, three blocks from Commercial street
Price, 81, $50; terms, $3.50 cash, balance on
time at per cent interest.
$1s22. ame house of four rooms. Price
700
1913. Frame house Of four rooms, pantFT
and basement. Price, 81 100
1877 Frame house Of three rooms. small
stable, lot east front. Price, 500.
I2zs Frame house of Eve 70 ms, on two
corner lots. good location Price 81 $50.
1890 Frame hoase Of four rooms Prize
$3.50.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
Notice of Appointment.

STATE OF KANSAS,l =.
In the matter OF the co-partnership estate
of J. r. Walkup (of the late firm of Bill &
WalkHp) late of Lyon County, Kansas.
Notice Is hereby given, that on the 3lst day
OF o., august aig A; y; lSSS. the undersigned was,
duly appointed and qualified as Administra-
tor of the co-partnershiF estate of Bill 81
W6lkup, late OF Lyon county. deceased. All
parties interested in said estate will take
notice and govern themselves accordingly.
d BILL.
S8N Administrator.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

During the reunion at Topeka the
horse and buggy of DR. HibbeD, son-ln-
cav of MIR. L. SeveIy, was stolen. Yes
terday the rig was found at Lawrence
and the thieves captured.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

Mrs. w. E MacMahon exhibited in
this ofice an excellent enlarged por-
trait OF Mr. BoydsOn, which was pre-
scented TO Mrs. BoYdson by friend IN
this city. The work was done by g
Kansas City firm for which Mrs. Mac
Mahon "a agent.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

8. Fish was tried before Justice Payne
Wednesday for assaulting his wife.
He was found guilty and fined $50 and
costs, bat being unable 70 pay his fine is
now held in custody by the officers.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

Council Grove Cosmos: F. McHAIdy
OF EmporA has the f:H&5erd of Gallo
way cattle at the fair that it hast el or
been our privilege to see. A look at
them will convince any one that the
Blacks are well adapted to this coun-
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

o. d. Kendall has just issued some Of
,he neatest wedding cards ever printed
In this city announcing the marriage Of
]. q. Brown and Rinnie Simmonds 70
take place on the 10Th inst.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

The Louise Sylvester company made
its second appearance last evening in the
comical piece "a Hot Time" The au-
dience was not as large as the merit OF
play should hAYe commanded. Those
who were present, however were very
Appreciauve and many think It was the
most laughable play ever produced in
Emporia.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
Notice of Final Settlement.

STATE IT6S o. cd K1ssts. IS
In the matter of the estate Of William E.
Williams, deceased:
Notice Is hereby given to all Interest ted in
the above estate, that the undersigned intends
to make final settlement of said estate at the
next term Of the Probate Court of Lyon coun-
ty, commencing on the first Monday of Octo-
Der, 1885, DANIEL e. WILLIAMS,
EmpOria. Sept. IS. 1885. set4
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

The attorneys for the defense In the
Mrs. Walkup case are Messrs. Dodds Of
Mississippi, Tom FenIon of Lesven-
worth and w. W. Scott Of this city. The
trial Is set for October 10.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

a. a. BuckWslter will move his loan
office 70 the rooms in the block now oc-
cupied by the Y. NJ. @. A. as soon as
the latter move 70 their new quarters in
the Riuler Y,roneFtv
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
Notice Of Appointment.

STATE OF BAHsAs.l
LYON COUNTY. os'
In the matter of the estate OF J. r
WalkuP, deceased late OF Lyon county. Kan
Notice is hereby given that on the Goth day
OF August, A. D. 1885, the undersigned was, by
the Probate Court of Lyon county, Kansas,
duly appointed and qualified as Administra-
tor of the estate of ]. r. WAlkup. late
Of Lyon county, deceased. All parties
interested in said estate will take no.
tice and govern themselves accordingly
e. HOOD,
SSt& Administrator.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

r. J. Heydou, one Of The substaetiaI
farmers Of Lyon county. len at this ONCE
Tuesday "a onion measure pg five
tnchas IN diameter.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

Il has been reoorted TO several par
ties in the city that number of hogs
running at large IN the vicinity OF Ma
ole wood cemetery have intruded on the
premises, and are doing no little dam
age by roofing up the ground and in.
JurIng the numerous beautiful burying
places so sacred to the memory of de.
parted friends. 1t lie to be hoped that
the authorities will Immediately take
steps to stop the intrusion of any and
all animals upon the sacred grounds o.
Maplswood cemetery.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

Council Grove Cosmos, Sept. 30: The
celebrated knights Templar band of EN-
poriA arrived on the grounds early this
morning and have been discoursIng their
sweet stains OF choice music TO the de-
light of all hearers. This is one of the
prize bands Of the state, aud the associa-
tion played big card In procuring
their serVicea
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

The Emporia base bali nine ,AIk OF
challenging the Hamilton boys to play
. match game for purse OF S250.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
Imports, Oct. I, 1885.

At . meeting OF the ex-Tennessee
soldiers. held at Topeka during the re-
union, Capt 3 E. Erwin was elected
chairman, d. NJ. Ray. vice president and
Lieut.. ]. w. Upton of EmpOria, secre-
tarY. The following ex-so ldiers were
present: Capt. J. w. MaGin, Nathan
Howard, Ed. Smith. r. P. Williams. B.
Coleman, Lieut.. NJ. X. Harris, Andrew
Walker, 81. T. Brooks, w. N. Staunton,
John b. Louis, 8. c. Brooks, j. A.
Reeser, W. d. Banner. Wiley Adams. D.
L.. Jones, Philip Watson. Capt. r. d
Ellis, s. ]. Ellis. NJ. A. Childers, A. @
Lennon, H. A Thomas, Major Wilcox,
w. j. Folsum, r. B. Wilcox, VIM
Grunlee, Jake Keeser. Julian +. Frells
NJ. L. Lyles, NJ. @. Murphy. VIM
Hicks, j. II. Lewis. Johnathon Hicks
NathanIal Brandon, E. T. Heiherleigh
Fred Lewis, VIM. johnson. John @.
Brown, Joseph Scott. Q. Mathews. j. d
Mulkey; Captain, J. w. Edwards. The
First, Second, Third, Fourth, Sixth
Eighth. Ninth and Thirteenth regiment
were represented
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

A number Of the g. A. r. boys who
have returned from Topeka take q good
deal OF pride in telling how they routed
a gambling den from the reunion
grounds. A wheel OF fortune and &C
companying tent was pitched on the
grounds, and on Thursday night mum.
Der of the g. A. r. boys and the militia
charged upon 1t, burned the tent and
chased the gambler from the grounds.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

A small business room for . restaurant
aud confectionery stand is being con
structed just south OF the railroad on
Commercial street.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
Notice of Amendment.

LHP6EIAs hansIs, August Is, 1896.
Notice il hereby given that have been this
day appointed by the probate court of Lyon
county 6dmtnistFatFix OF the estate OF lanes
B. Barnes, deceased. 8. @. BARNES,
SITS Administrative.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

City Engineer Oscar Saabye received
yesterday a request from the United
States geological survey, department OF
the interior. to furnish said department
with Information In relation to the pro-
files and heights of the different railroad
tracks running into this city, for the
purpose of the typographical maps OF
the United States, now under prepare.
ton, to be used by she government.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

Mr.. Chayles Benton writes us from
Denver, Col. thrt the American play en-
titled "Only Woman's Heart" has met
with such success at the Academy of
Music in that city, that its engagement
will be extended to two weeks instead of
One, aud that the company, with Julia
Anderson In the title roll, will not ap-
pear in Emporia until November 6 or z.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
AnvERTIsEp LETTERS.

List OF letters uncalled for and remaining
in the p0stofdce at EFnpoTia, Kansas, for the
week ending Sept. %. 1885. Please give the
HaN NJ cd kfSa NJ rvh eallad
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

The fremont house has passed into
the hands Of ITS former proprietor, F.
n. Kelley.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
NOtiea

To the creditors and all others interested in
the estate of A. 8. Smith, assignor:
You are hereby Notified that on the 18th
day of October. 1885, the undersigned as as
signee OF the said A. 8. Smith. will llie in the
once Of the clerk Of the district court in and
for Lyon county, Kansas. his petition as
such assignee for his discharge, and at said
time, or as soon thereafter IS said mat
such assignee.
2. B. PLUMB.
36t6 Assignee OF 4. 8. Smith.
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

EDIToR News: 1t gives me great
pleasure TO announce TO the people of
Emporia that the Hon. George s. Dodds,
ono Oh the most eminent aud able law
yers of the state of Mississippi, has vol.
unteered to participate In the defense OF
Mrs. Walkup in her approaching trial.
Mr.. Dodds has known her from little
girl and bears testimony to her innocence
as = child and to her kindness and lady.
like depOrtmant as a woman.
WILLIAM JAY.
Emnoria Oct I 19p5
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

Col. FeigAan addressed the soldiers at
Topeka Tuesday
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

A. B. ScOsa has purchased ranch on
Dow creek with the iEtsnaion Of dsvot-
ing hIs ensire tine 20 thessOck bushes
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08

UYANTED-Y1ungl ladies in city or ccaD-
w srT 70 work feg a Is e6eir kcEog; EAe-
efnaff2x enDlcymSnss no Instructions - 6uy,
work eaa be seat 6y mail distance no Office
etOD:1 Sc 70 - per week can be made, No
eanyasssHR, particulars free. or sample Of
York NAILED for fo1R cents Ii stamps Please
address aoEE BANUYAcFUB Ne Co. BoEtons
Mass p. o. B0x 1916
The Emporia weekly news. [volume] (Emporia, Kan.) 1881-1889, 1885-10-08
FOREIGN LEFrEaI
Aereat ,,,sooverv.

sAM'L ?. MURPHY. P. N.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-26
A sati.factory rsplnnaIlon.

Messenger Boy--ls this Mrs, Bounceri
Mrs. Bouncer--lt is.
NJ. B.--Ar. BOuncer's partner sent me
up TO see why he isn't at the office
Mrs Bile can't go out to-day. lie
Is sick ia bed.
NJ. B.--What Is the matter with him,
please? His partner will want To know.
Mrs B.--Say that Mrs. Bouncer found
letter in her husbands pocket, from n
young lady, filed with such expressions
" "my ducky" and "my darlingn aud
Mr. BouDcer is too IN to leave the house
to-day. His partner Is married man
and will understand perfectly.