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Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
Tafe all all.
Take all ID. Kidney and Liver
.HedicinsS

Take all ID. Kidney and Liver
NedicinN
Take all the Rood purhers
Take all the ihsuD,d e remedies,
Take al tho Dysi epsia and iudi 5estlon
CUTes,
Take al the AqlV, Fever and bilious
specifics,
Take all III Brdn and Nerve force
ffU'0ss,
Take al! The area health restorers.
u. short, take all tie best qua ie' OF all
these and thc--,Cd
-Quoiiti.S 81 oil toe best medicines ~ the
world and yol will lind tina Hop
Bitter have The best curative qualities and
powers Of all-,tn ,pVafsd n them
Aud that they will cure when any or all
OF these singly or-cuiH5tHed. Faill!l!'
"A thorough trial viii give positive proof
OF this
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
Fiourss Won't Lie.

The 6gares showing N, . ofmous yearly sa'es
Kidney. Wor,, drmonstra . us value AS a u'ed GU"
hovond dispute. It's purely vegetable COMPOUND
orcertain to1s, caves and berries known 10 nave
rerial value N Kidney trouble. Combined win
h,se are remedies act g directly on the Liver ana
poYcls. It's because Of this combined aeuon V""'
Eidney.wor, his proved such an unequa'I-d rem
DIV IN all diseases o hes organs.
,Ss- 4 NEW sur F,ded arurles Of al Einl'
Stored 10 ti-r orisina oeauty Nv p,am'ho WI
pr,,rc, and simple o. u all druggists WIZ
nicha-dson 4 Co, Buriingo1, ".
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
HARDENED Iirer.

Five years ago broke down with kidney
ami liver com Ia nj sud rheumatism
Since tlen ha.v hccn uuanlc % about
az al Nv liver became hard like Woo my
Limbs were puiIe up aud filed with water.
All the test physicians agreed tha. notii ng
cou d rtre me resolved 10 Try Hop Il ers;
! have tp Ell seven bottles; the hirdres has
all gone frou my liver the swelling from NY
limbs an il has ,,rks,i II ti,,ac, in IN. cist;
otherwise | would have been now in 3 ave.
j. w MoREY, Buffalo, DC: t. 81.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
The late Mrs Moriianty, who kept the Yale
thophouse, left $40 900 estate.

have been a sufferer two years from ca
tarrh or cod in tn head, having distressing
pain over my eyes. Gradually the disease
worke down upon my Lungs, ny eft ear was
almost deaf ms voice was failing me. ! pro
cured one bottle of Ely's Cream Balm an
within I've dny, m h airing was restored, the
pain cease over my eyes. AMI am now enjoy
ing goo heath / ne ommtnded il Ia some
OF my +, lends. enc o. them sent for bottle
lie told me that bali of il cured IN. My
advice Is 20 those suffering With catarrh o.
cold IN the bead not 10 LA, hut try Ely
Cream Balm, as il is pos tive Ire.-John ii.
Nansant, Sandy ii ok Elliott Co., Ky.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
Poverty and snferinr.

"a was dragged down with deLt, overly and
sufrcrin- for years oaused by "A SEX family AMI
large bile for DC ctOrng
was comp. tclf discouraged, until one
year ago by he adv &c Of my pastor. CON-
menced using Hop Bitters, Ind ia one non
we were al wei, and none OF have seen
sick day nee and | want 10 say - a. poor
men You an keep your families well year
with Hop Bitters for ess than one doctors
visit will cost know H.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
pso.ecute me suinoiers!v

lfwhen You call for Hop Bitters the druggist hands
out anything but Nor BIrTERs" with green cluster
OF Hops ou white label, snun that
druggist AS YOU would Yiper, ana II he has taken
your money ior ogus stun lndict him tor the fraud
and sue hu ter damages for the Swindle and we
Will reward you liaerally for the conviction -
See l.. court injunction against Z. ID warner.
Reading. Mich and 40 his statesmen, agents. drug
gfsts. ufftf luIlatois.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
What is The Use

or your dragging yourself around. day after day.
without any life OF activity feeling all tired out and
miserable when you lght Doe quick and lively and
strong as ever Take OF yourself at once In
the depleted condition of your system, complaint
otherwise trivial may fasten upon YOU with serious
or fatal result Hoods sarsaparia Is Just the medi
cine you need TO build up your entire system, 20 pur
~ a~d quicken your blood. and to give YOU appetite
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Being entirely vegetable, no particular care
is required while using Dr. Pierce's Pleasant
Pur.ati Pellets" They operate without
disturbance To the constitution, diet, or occu-
patton. For sick headache, constipation, i'm
pure lood, diZZ ness, sour quotations from
the stlu ach, bad taste in the mouth, billion,
attacks pam in region OF kidneys, internal
fever, % Dated feeling about stomach, rush OF
blood to Lead take DR.. Pierce's Pellets" by
druggists.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

THE Protectors of Ely's Cream Balm do
not claim 1t 10 be cure-all, but sure rem
edy for Catarrh, Colds in n, Head and Hay
Fever. IL i, not lilud.or snuh, but Is
easily applied with the finger. 1t gives relic at
once. SOLD by al druggists. Price 80 cents.
By mail. W cents. Ely Bros, Owego y. y.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Nv son has had rheumatism since he was
four Years old. suffer most In the spring:
tic has taken three bottles Of Athlophoros and
consider him entirely cured Of his trouble.
{. w. Brown. Clerk OF Circuit Court, ELS
worth Wisconsin.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
Hoods Sdrs0pariita
II UJU y NV,' NP0- IVIlTTVs' IlyNNII' N"as
100 Doses one Dollar.

DIR. Richter saws Il al when he became 4
musical director he quit irving 10 be com
poser He took all his cCmf ositions anC
made fire W IA them, boiled the kettle, anC
drank a cup ot coffee made over the fire.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

70 err is human, but YOU make no mistake
4 You use DR.. Jones Red Clover Tonic for
dyspepsia, costiyenes', bad breath, ? les, PIN
pies, ague and malaria, poor app atitr, low
spirits, or diseases Of he kidneys. stomach and
liver 81 cents.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

49,, ,,sp,pst. txpteRsTioN. depression OF spirit
and General debity in their various forms also 81
preventive against fever nj agne ac Flixir of
cca,isava made ~ Caswrll Hazard Co. New nV ~, *
M "a ~ an Druggists, Is the best tome anu ~
nnaTe0t. recovering from fever or other s''hhess'
49, Al
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

A5Jc cent bottle OF DIR. Bigelow's Positive
Cure will promptly and thoroughly cure the
worst ease OF recent cough, cold or tnIvss ~
lung trolile Buy the dollar bottle for chronic
csscs Pleasant 10 take
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Emory A. Storrs is reported as once saying
TO the learned oounsei for the defense who
accused him Of hatirg t. meet The truth, 81
never 90 NEE I. the truth and always travel
IN the same direction
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
Run Built Up.

"Deing run down from hard work ! tried Hoods
sarsupsrila and &c so built me up thar have oontin
ued rs use. have great faith In as blood purifier
and regulator" J. a. SMITH, Commercial Bulletin
Once. Boston. Mass.
Hoods sarsaparllla as blood purlheri has no
equal II tones the system strengthens aud inyigor
ates giving new lfe. have iHcn Il for kidney com
plant with the best results ID. Il. suNDEEs, 81
lInnLnr,uil
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

was afflicted with kidney disease, and suf-
fered intensely. ] WAS lnduced 10 try HUNTS
X idnsy and Liver REMEDY, and before had
nseG Two bottles / was entirely cured. Rich
mond ncnshaw, Providence, r. |.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

will I'LL the heart of every suffering woman If
she Will only persist in the use of Dr. rierce's
"Fayor.te description IL Will cure tie
most extruc ating PERIODICAL pains, and relieve
you OF all ineg ularities AMI gave healthy ac-
ton. IL will positively cure internal inian-
nation and uio Grafton, mis- pacement and all
kinureI disorders. Price reduced 10 one dollar
by druggists
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Thomas =. III on. the inventor, Is said TO be
A capital story teller aud iond OF joking.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

John /. Sullivan has made SlJ7,5SO since en-
TERM the r.ug, uut has .Ust II all aud IS now
IN rcltSt.u o. Tn only member OF the Su.I-
van .am.iy VINO suo,cedcd in n anything
rom the WIc,, madc by Johns drunken pro-
luseucss is {. Z cham Jlon's father, VINO owns
house ana - . ~ IA cash drawn from the slua-
npI-H "a mn.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Austin Dobsou's "Sign OF the Lyre" was
m staben for a collection OF fish stories by the
New York Morning Journal, which now warns
the public that II is nothing but DOCK oil
poems.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Notwithstanding the great number who
yearly succumb 10 this ,,rrible aud fatal d.
ease, which Is dali, wind NJ its fatal coils
around Thousands no are unconscious OF It's
deadly presence, DIR. Pierce, Golden Medical
Jist oyery' Will cleanse and purify the blood OF
scIOlulous impurities, ana cue tubercular
consumption (Which is only scrofulous disease
% the lungs Send IL cents IN stamps and
e DR. flcrte's Comp.ete.treatlse on consump-
ton and kindred affections, with numerous
testimonials OF cures Adde'S, NOrlu's
nispensary MedLcaI Association, BuifalO, Ny.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

ErysIpeas and Salt Rheua was driven en-
urcly away from Mrs. J.C. Anderson, Pcsntigo,
Ms, by 6urdock Blood Bitteis Noequal AS
a Blood purifier.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

The new combination of Snar Weed an
Peladonna. a. used in Cart r. Backache
Plaster- has proved 10 be on of the Lest thai
could b. made Try one Of IN sc popular plas
tcrs in any case OF weak or lame back. back
ache, rheumatism, neuralgia soreness OF the
chest or lungs. Nc., and You vi be irpr sed
and pleased 10y the prompt relief In bad cases
of chronic dlspeps a paster o.t- tn pit oil
the stomach stops the pain At on', Ask iol
Carriers Smart Weed and BE ladonna BaoN'
ache Plas ers. Price - cents
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

The SEoEEr Arr OF BEAUTY lies not in cos
metics. but /, oniy in pure bloc and healthy
perforInancc % the vital functions 10 De CD
tanned by using hurdock Blood biters.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Henri, schoenhals, foreman Henry hrug
p acNng o.. Il. Joscrh, Mo, use' DR.. Ihom-
as Eclcctric OH with ms men for sprains, cu's'
bruises, chappcd hands, etc. ~ IS he est
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Nh burgess, designer Of the Puritan, has
orders for dozen yachts.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

The White Mountain towns net about eli
o 900 oil summer visitors.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
Consumption.

The skulls Of four elephants, killed by sr
samuel Baker, are now on exhibition al tue
South Ken -ingtOn Museum, In london.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

FoR RHEUMATISM, LUMBAGo, NEURAL0iA,
C;amp and Cole here Is no remedy superior
to The genuine Dr. Thomas Ecltcuic Oh.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

According TO a recent census Greenland con-
tains a reputation OF 10000
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

corrects offensive odor. az once. Complete cure OF
worst chronic cases also une lu1lei rs ga'gle TOT
dipntherla sore throat. foul breath j0c.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
"A Persee, Flood of Sunshine"

"Uncertainty, wonder, and the exercise of
skin are SAID 10y James Paget TO be the essen
tai elements Of heallhY recreation.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Miss Mary Anderson, tie actress, claims
Sacramento, Cal, as her home.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
ROUGH ON PAIN. Liquid

DR.. Hicrme Rct,of, - German ocllllst o
note SAYS the electric light produces coo
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

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Thousands of dollars saved nervous de, my sui
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IiG6 broadway, New NoTf. Sritd now az NVu H'"'
not soc this Motto" ac"'"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
ROUGH ON COUGHS.

Even Jefferson occasionally banged h.
hair
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
ROUGH ON CATARRH

The Car OF Russia keeps AGO.. In his b.
ia on an equal footing with the p or 1t OF hi
sub ects
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Ask for "Rough on Coughs" for coughs, colds cor
throat, hoarsoness Trochcs l5c. Liquid, PC.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

The Grant monument fund OF chi ago ap-
rears TO be STUCK fast al or nblu. quo
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

o, .,rs = nat Of LYONS Patent ice s.lnenetr
49, q l,oot or shoe last twice a- long
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Rough on Pain" Liquid DC Quick cure. Neurl
gla rheumatism. aChC.. pains sprtlNs, headache
cramps collie. "Elugh on Pam. Illetnr I.c.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

PATENTS obtained by Louis Baceer & Co, At
torneys, Washinsi ton. &C. Esrd 1864. Advice Tree
a, Exote,,y for family u.e OnYsdd
hdlt0rCSduCe 10 bJttu, Best AMI cheapest.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
Men Think

they know all about Mustang Lin
iment. Few do. Not to know Is
not to have.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06

Rlchnrd Grnnt WhIte,s eslaie !. e.tLIoatel hy
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-11-06
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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1885-06-03
A Legal Definition of "Infamous.

lFrom the St. Louis Globe Democrat]
There has been, ever since the estab-
ishment of a Judiciary system in this
country, q doubt as to the meaning of
the word infamous in the first
clause of Article V. of the amendments
to the Constitution: "No person shall
be held to answer for a capital or
otherwise infamous crime unless on a
presentment or Indictment of a grand
jury" Recently an opinion was given
by the supreme court on this point,
which, stripped of it's excessive and
involved verbiage, seemed to decide
that an infamous crime was one pun
ished by Imprisonment. Not feeling sat-
isfied with this interpretation, District
Attorney Bliss yesterday asked Judge
Treat to define the supreme courts
definition. The Judge gave as his per-
sonal opinion from the bench that it
was not the intention OF the justices
to define as infamous infractions of the
law those offenses which are punished
by fines and short terms OF imprison-
ment. His idea was, those crimes were
Infamous that might be classed in COM
mon law as felonies, or thepunishment
for which is the same as that prescribed
for felonies. 1t was deemed unjust to
put upon a man who has simply dis
obeyed a law through neglect and
carelessness the odium of the classifca-
ton ofhis offense with Infamous crimes,
though his punishment might be i'm
prisOnment.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1885-06-03
For tho Household.

TOE tho dOu00nOl0,
A brilliant black varnish for iron,
stone, or wood can be made by thor
oughly incorporating ivory black with
common shellac varnish. The mix
ture should be laid on very thin. But
ordinary coal tar varnish will serve
the same purpose in most cases quite
as well, and is not nearly so expen-
sive.
One of the most delicious dessert
dishes for this season of the year, and
one which has never to the writer's
knowledge met with a word of aught
but praise, is this very simple recipe:
Slice an equal amount of oranges
and bananas, and add, to suit the
taste, a little preserved pineapple and
powdered sugar. The resulting salad
is served cold.
Among the wall decorations which
are now in greater and greater de-
mand is the cartridge paper-a thicker
paper than the ordinary wall paper,
made of a single color. The shades
obtainable are very delicate. Few
positive colors are now used on the
walls. The old flower patterns in
Vc1AA p0p0A ue1Vc StloO SO1le OuC. III d.
pattern is used at all it is generally a
Conventional or geometric one of a.
lighter or darker shade than the
background.
A solution of oxalic acid has been
used for removing ink stains from COT
ton, linen or the fingers, but it is at
tended with the danger of injuring tex
tiles and the skin. A much safer and
better treatment of ink or rust
stains consists in the application of
two parts of powdered cream of tar
tar and one part of finely powdered
oxalis acid. Shake up the ingredients
we'll together and apply the powder
with a dry rag to the dampened stain.
When the spot has disappeared the
part should be very we'll washed.
Tocook fresh mackerel: After clean
ing the fish, place it in a. fish kettle;
just cover it with cold water and a gill
of vinegar, or with half water and half
white wine; season with three or four
sprigs of parsley one of thyme, bay
leaf, one Glove, one onion, half car
rot lin slices,) two cloves of garlic,
salt, pepper and perhaps little tar
ragon, if the latter is at hand. Set on
the fire and boilgently till done. Dish
the fish and serve it warm with ca
per or anchovy sauce, or with currant
io11u
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1885-06-03
A Chinese Printing Office.

A visit to a Chinese printing estab-
lishment is productive of much that is
interesting. Movable types are in use
in San Francisco Chinese newspaper
offices. The manner of getting a.
Chinese newspaper on the press and
printing is very primitive. The editor
takes American newspapers to friends,
from whom he gets translation Of
the matter he needs, and after getting
it written in Chinese in a manner sat
isfactory to him, he carefully writes it
upon paper chemically prepared. Up
on the bed OF thepress, which is of the
style that went out of use with the
last century, is a Autograph stone.
Upon this the paper is laid until the
impression of the characters is left
there. A large roller is linked and
passed over the stone after it has been
dampened by a sponge, and nothing
remains but to take the impression
upon the newspaper to be. The Chi
nese pressman prints three papers
every five minutes, five papers in the
same time less than Benjamin Frank
lin had record for. A Chinese print
ing Office has never been struck by
lightning.
The life of a Chinese journalist is
happy one. He is free from care and
thought, and allows all the work of
the establishment to fall on the press
man. The Chinese compositor has
not yet arrived. The Chinese editor,
like the rest of his countrymen, is i'm
itative. He does not depend upon his
brain for editorials, but translates
them from all the contemporaneous
American newspapers he can get.
There is no humorous department in
the Chinese newspaper. The newspa-
per office has no exchanges scattered
over the floor, and in nearly all other
things it differs from the American es-
tablishment. The editorial room is
connected by ladder with hunks on
the loft above, where the managing
editor sleeps, and next to it is invaria-
bly, g. room where an opium bunk and
a layout reside.
Evidences OF domestic life are about
the place, pots, kettles and dishes TAX
ing up as much room as the press. In
one instance on Washington Street a
barber shop is run in the same apart
ment with the editorial room, and, in
all cases, no disposition is shown to
elevate the position of the "printer"
above his surroundings. II an editor
finds that journalism does not pay, he
gets a job washing dishes or chopping
wood, and he does not think he has
descended far either.
Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1885-06-03
How Vaccination Works.

prot. Tyndall in Popular Science Monthly.l
Pasteur had little difficulty in estab-
fishing the parasitic origin of fowl
cholera; indeed the parasite had been
observed by others before him. But
by his successive civilizations he rem
dered the solution sure. His next step
will remain forever memorable in the
history of medicine. I allude to what
he calls "virus attenuation" And
here it may be we'll to throw out a few
remarks in advance. When tree or
a bundle of wheat or barley straw is
burned certain amount of mineral
matter remains in the ashes extreme
ly small in comparison with the bulk
Of the tree or Of the straw, but abso-
lutely essential to it's growth. In a
soil lacking or exhausted of the neces-
sary mineral constituents, the tree
cannot live, the crop cannot grow.
Now, contagia are living things,
which demand certain elements of
life just as inexorably as trees or
wheat or barley; and it is not difficult
to see that a crop of a given parasite
may so far use up constituent exist
ing in small quantities in the body,
but essential to the growth of the
parasite, as to render the body unfit
for the production of a second crop.
The soil is exhausted, and until the
lost constituent is restored the body
is protected from any further attack
of the same disorder. Such an explain
alton of non-recurrent diseases natur-
ally presents itself to q thorough be-
lever in the germ theory, and such
was the solution which, in reply to a
question, l ventured to offer nearly
fifteen years ago to an eminent Lon
don physician. To exhaust a soil,
however, a parasite less vigorous and
destructive than the really virulent
one may suffice; and if after having,
by means of a feebler organism, ex-
hausted the soil without fatal result,
the most highly virulent parasite be
introduced into the system, it will
prove powerless. This, in the Ian
guage Of the germ theory, 10 the whole
secret Of vaccination,