, 1885-07-06
LITTLE LEADERS.

Ra,ked with rheumatic pain.
wa V,sseher.
LITTLE LEADERS.
A CHEYENNE man is becoming distinR-
uished in the East as a poet. The name
is suppressed on account of.his family.
FRoM accounts about the heat in Den
yer, il may be well to suppose that
Mr Staplcton is not the only meter
there.
A POOR fellow who had nothing TO do
and no place to stay except on the streets,
said he was tired of being so much before
the public.
THERE is a chewing gum the name of
which is Black Jack. in honor of Sena-
tor Logan. Vice President Hendricks
uses that brand.
TRAAps are complaining hat the bust
ness is ~overdone. If few Of them were
hung it would make times better for the
remainder and the public.
A CORRESPONDENT asks what is the
best plan to milk kicking % The best
we can think of Just now is to tie their
legs to four posts and let a young calf get
at them.
A BERLIN physician has invented a ma
chine for looking into the brain. The one
he uses on dudes has a forty horse power,
back action microscope with spy-glass at
tachment.
If you want all the modern ~inconven-
fences of life, go to a picnic. There is
enough sheol in one picnic on the plains
to last a sinful soul all the way through
purgatory.
PRoP, PAsMoRE perpetrates this: In
what special particular do John Chase
and Frederick Warde differ? One is often
stuck on a board bill, while the other is
often stuck on a bill board.
GEORGE HUGO is a grandson of Victor
Hugo, who thinks more of his figure than
he does of his name, which is an evidence
that he is more of a credit to his clothier
than he is to his grandfather.
DAVID SWING is another iconoclast. 1t
is hard to have to call n man a name like
that But he says an egg will not clear
coffee. Next he'll be saying that a pota-
to in the pocket wont keep off rheuma-
usm.
The Omaha Republican says: "a
man in Minneapolis sued a neighbor for
s303 and won the suit. His lawyer gave
him the odd So" VIII you kindly fur
nish the proof of the later part OF this
Statement.
THAT thing which people find the most
fault about in matters concerning Mrs.
Dudley, who shot Rosa, is her front
name. She should have had better luck
in the way OF a name. Yseult seems more
deadly than her gun.
A CHEYENNE man was telling last night
how he had to climb a tree to get away
from a bear and tore his clothes off in the
ascent He remarked, sententiously, Of
course, that he was freed by the bear and
barred by the tree.
Go away from home to hear the
news, is a trite old adage which is ex.
cmplihed in the statement Of the Boone.
Iowa, Standard, that the mayor of Chey-
enne is a Republican. Just Reel that
back, Mr.. Standard.
One Of the Iowa papers says Laramie
is a rival of Cheyenne aud hopes some
day to equal the latter" Yes, hat is
one thing hat Laramie should be com
mended for. Hope springs with a great
deal Of springiness in that town.
At Providence, lately, 1900 children
sang, at sight, a new song which was
given them in sealed envelopes Just be
fore the Trouble commenced. The deaf
people of that city will now make a note
of their affection to be specially remem-
bered next Thanksgiving.
JoHN HENRY, a socialist orator in n
Chicago meeting yesterday. wanted to
know how many present had guns and
pistols. II have,' came numerously
.