Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-12-05
WIT, EUMOR, AND SENTI
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Ey rog,,;sh, rolickng Harry i
Was ready to bound into licd
A!. brown eyes were brin,ful of mischief.
But gIave!y he bowed down his head. &
20 Lord. boss dear rarn and mamma I -
Bless M, aud ueAr r'y,-ie, and Ben,
And ms - me good little-'IfPge,.
For Cni st SAKE, dear jesus. Amen"
"My darling" answered him sadly.
do you know th't whenever you pray,
Our dear. loVir2 Rather IN heaven,
Is listening u hear hat you say!
sAnd what II the dear lord should answer,
The prayer you have uttered Tonight,
And change To n Negroes complexion.
Your skin, now lUey aid white! ~
~Oh, mamma !" my darling cried wildly.
While loud sobs his broken words choke,
I'll tell the Lord, quick, don't meant;
Twas only-'twas only joke!"
"A judges position is trying one
Boston Post.
The old man of the sea was an ocean
buoy once.-Aew O,ledns Picay1ne.
To keep apples from decaying. put them
IN a cool place-where there is large
family of children.
The HaUkeye describes single wedding
es occurring when the first child is old
enough to spank.
The Smith family recently held a reun.
Ton in New Jersey. Their principal senti.
ment was "Pocahontas, the preserver Of
our race"
The man who SHORES and knows that he
enores, and yet won't put clothespin on
his nose when going to bed, has the blood
OF an army contractor in his veins.
IL was self-made doctor in Michigan
who wrote to John Bright asking him how
bis disease got along. and he is Justly in
otgnant that bus letter was never answered.
"What blessin' It is" said hard-work.
ing 1rishman, that night niver comes on
GIL late in the day, when man is tired and
can't work any at ALL at ALL"
A subscriber to southwestern newspaper
21ed recently, leaving four years subsorip
sion unpaid. The editor appeared at tie
grave and deposited in the coffin palm.
Leaf fan, linen coat, and a thermometer.
1--WE WISH" says q Texas newspaper,
that few Of our citizens could be per-
mitted to live till they die a natural death,
% a. to show the world what magnificent
y healthy country Texas really is"
The Prince of Wales's sons are receiving
thirty seven and half cents per day for
their services In the British navy, and it il
believed that the navy pays for all it gets,
even ct that rate.
When . handsome Baltimore lady asked
pedestrian to knock man down who had
been following her, he swiftly obeyed, and
was much aatonished to learn that it was
her husband.
The custom IL said to have lately grown
up among young ladies Of good social posi-
zion IN England Of having various devices
tastoed indelibly on one or other of their
tegA
1T has been said of Dr. Talmage that be
sees everything pictorially or dramaticol
b." This, undoubtedly, hits the charao
teristic popularity Of his mind and just
hese hes the great element Of his power
evos popular audience.
hickEr PIE.-Cut mp large chicken
1t is tough parboil it. Place your crus
IN deep, well bnttered pudding dish the,
{ layer OF thin salt pork and on that Inv.
of chicken pepper il chop up two or thr..
hard boiled eggs, and sprinkle some over tn,
chicken then more pork, chicken and epc
until the chicken and half pound of pork
used up; pour in enough of the water i,
which it was parboiled to make a gravy
cover with crust; ornament il a little
bake an hour, or longer if the pie is very
large.
LEMON PUDDING Nine eggs, the white,
beaten to a stiff froth, two lemons. tn,
grated rind and juice. one pound of suga.
three ounces or little less of butter cream
ed, one pint Of milk and one and hal
even tablespoonful of -four Beat the yolk
and sugar until very light, add the butter.
with which the flour has been smooth,
mixed, then the lemons, the milk and thu
eggs, which must be beaten in slowly
gently. and thoroughly. Bake In deep
paste <ined plates, and put in q quite no,
oven, reducing the heat after the first eigh,
Or ten ~inutes
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