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Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11
"How's Your Liver ."
In the comic opera of The Mikado y
! his imperial highness says:
!" TO make, to some extent,
Each evil Liver
A running river
OF harmless rae.-rff..t,,i y

To make, to some extent,
Each evil Liver
A running river
Of harmless me1rin.e;,t.n
A nobler task than making evil livers,
rivers of harmless merriInent, no person,
king or layman, could take upon himself
The liver among the ancients was consid-
cred the source of all mans evil i'm
pulses, and the chances are ten TO one to-
day that if ones liver is in an ugly condi-
ton of discomfort, somebody's head will be
mashed before night
" How's your liver?' is equivalent to the
inquiry: Are you a bear or an angelto-da ?
Nine-tenths of the pure cussedness,'
the actions for divorce, the curtain lectures,
the family rows, not TO speak of murders,
crimes and other calamities, are prompted
by the irritating effect of the inactivity oil
the liver upon the brain. Fothergill. the
great specialist, says this and ne knows.
He also knows that to prevent such catas-
trophies nothing equals Warmers safe cure,
renowned throughout the world as maker
of
Zach evil Liver
running river
vi harmless merriment,"
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11

Hogs are selling i'll the Santa Ynez val
ley, Santa Barbara county, for fifty cents a
head.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11

liiS5lt itNEI-eclrlkIFS~
ness of the parts Kidney and Bladder Com
the Skin.
It permanently stops all unnatural weak
ening drains upon the system, however they
occur, preventing involuntary seminal losses,
facilitating dreams, seminal losses with the
urine, or while at stool, etc, SO destructive to
mind ard body, and cures all the evil effects Of
youthful follies and excuses, restoring Ex-
hausted Vitality, Sexual Decline ana Loss of
Manhood, however complicated the case
may be.
A thorough as well as permanent cure
and complete restoration to perfect health,
Strength and Vigor OF Manhood is absolutely
guaranteed by this justly celebrated and re-
liable Great Remedy. Price, 81 30 per bottle or
five bottles for $40. Sent upon receipt of price,
or c. o. D., to any address, secure from obseryG-
ton and strictly private by
DIR. G. ID. SALFIELD,
2l6 KEARNY STREET, SAN FRANCISCO, CAL
sc 4 M >,,p- CO Sufficient to show lts
SEtlNS'hStVyS ,SSSsu merit, viii be sent to
NS'S'"oO WY OSVClcS5sany one appIyfue bv
sas-1]E4aar" letter stating his
symptoms and age.
Consultations strictly confidential, By let
ter or at Office, FREE.
1t is an established fact. acknowledged
by All, that DIR. SALFIELD'S REJUVfsN-
ATOR is the only true specific, which
never fails to cure Nervous Debility, Pros
tatitis and the aforementioned COM
plants, positively rest oring Lost Manhood,
aud with which expensive special treat
ment is not required.
az For the convenience of patients and in
order to insure perfect secrecy, have adOpted a
private address, under which all packages are
FORWARDED. -d&Wtf
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11
MEDICAL.
DIR. AxTNTII.

SPECIALIST AND GRADUATE.
No. IL KEARNY STREET.
THREATS ALL CHRONIC. PRIVATE AND
4 Special Diseases with the same wonderful
SUCCESS as of Old
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UNDERTAKES,
FRITZ & MILLER,
UNDERWRITERS,

Once In Odd Fellows Templa, Ninsa sss
! & directs. Complete stock OF UDder.skars'
Goods constantly on hand. City aHd ao1n.
try orders promptly attended 70, cay OF
night, st reasonable rates i-I
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11
SKATESI

6E BUYS A CORD OF STOVE WOOD, OR
SP<) a TON OF COAL, at the C. o. D. Wood
and Coal Ysrd, No. 49l ] street. All orders
promptly delivered 70 any lsr1 Of the city.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11
TEE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

Is a neyar-failing cIlre
Tor Nervous Debility,
Exhs listed Vitality,
8 e min al Weakness,
Spermat0Trhoe2, Lost
Manhood, Inpotency,
Paralysis, and all the
terrible effects Of SELF
abuse. youthful f0llles
snd eXeessesin mSture
years-such as Loss OF
N G n Org, LaEsstude,
Nocturnal E.aLssi rs,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11
This Great
Strengthening
Remedy
and Nerve Tonic

Cures with uEtaU-
ing certainty NeF-
vous and Physical De-
bility, Seminal Weak
ness, Spermatorrhes,
Impotency, Prosts-
torrhoea, Hypera s.
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Il the Head the vital fluid passing unGDseIved
in the Urine, and many other diseases that lead
to insanity and death.
DIR. MINTIE. who is a regular physician
gI 2duate of the University of PeIllsy iyRia) WIN
agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for a
case of this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE
under his special advice snd tTeatIDenG win
not cure, or for anything impure or Injurious
found IN il. DR. HIlrETIE treats all Private
Diseases successfully without mercury. Con-
sUltation Free. Thorough examination and
advice, including analysis Of urine. SO. Price
OF vital Restorative, 81 so bottle or four
times the quantity, So sent TO shy address
upon receipt of price, or C. o. D., secured nom
observation, ard in private name IL desired, be
\. Il. m1STIE, NJ. D., No. II BcSrBy
street, San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE TREE
VIII be sent TO any one applying By letter. stat
Ing symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy In
regard TO all business transactions.
DIX. hINT1E'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NE
PHRETICUhI, cures all kinds of Kidney and
Bladder Complaints Golorrhea, elect, Leucor-
rhoea. For sale by eli Druggists 81 bottle six
bottles for So
DIR. MENTIE's DASDELIOH PIIIS are
the best and cheapest DFSPEPsiA and
BILIOUS cure in the market Fer sale by all
Druggists.
Agents my24ply tSoSw1y
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11

The Berlin Military Gagette announces
that Prince Henry of Battenberg has re-
signed from the army.
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MEDICAL.
To the Unfortunate.
DR.. GIBBONS DISPBHSARY,
sc Kearny street., San Frsneisco.


sexes 10 an almost unlimited extent, producing
with unerr1ng certainty the following train OF
morbid symptoms, unless eomhated by scientific
medical measures, viz: Sallow counteuaGce
dark spots under the eyes. pain in the head
ringing in the ears noise like the rusting OF
leaves and rafting of chauots. uneasiness about
the ioins, weakness of the limbs, confused Wis
ion, blunted intellect, loss of confidence, diff
dence in approaching strangers, dislike to form
new acquaintance disposition 10 sbun society,
loss of memory, hectic Pushes, pimples and va
rious ernptions about the face, fuTTed tongue,
foetid breath, coughs, consumption, Gightswea;s
monom AHA and frequently insanity.
CURED AT HOME.
Persons at distance may be cured at homeby
addressing a letter to- DR.. GIBBOH, statiDgcase.
symptoms, length Of time the disease has con.
tinued, and have medicines promptly forwarded
free from damage and curiosity, to any part OF
the country, with full and plain directions. By
relosing ten dollars in registered letter through
the Postoffce, or through Wells, Fargo & Co.
package Of medicine viii be forwarded to a1J
part of the Union. The Doctor cures when Otherz
Jail: Try him. Mention the REcLRD-UHIoN
Address DR. j. F. GIBBON.
ja24-ptf Box 1857, san Francisco.
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wooL-Business small in volume. We quote
EASTERN AND F0KEIaN MARKETS.

=. - III ~ = ~
WHEAT-S03 &c for October.
CORN-4215c Tor October.
PORk-SS 50 for October.
LARD-S6 22l& for October.
RIBS-S5 7715 for October.
SHORT YIR--S6
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-09-11

70 Zach evil Liver
\ running river
Uf harmless merriment."
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22
Medical and Surgical
INSTITUTE.

The Grand Rapids Medical and Surgi-
cal Institute. under the management OF
Prof &. W Paine. NJ. D., Is located at
the corner Of Monroe and Division
streets. one Of the finest locations in the
city. The institute was established for
tine purpose of furnishing To the people at
large the means of obtaining medical aud
surgi al advice and treatment at prices
within the reach of ALL and the patron
age il has received affords ample proof
that there was wide spread demand for
II IN Western Michigan. The institution
Is thoroughly equipped for the treatment
of all forms Of chronic and acute diseases
under a new system OF treatment which
effectually eradicates blood poison, and
cures nervous affections. female COM
plants, catarrh. consumption, rheuma-
tism, piles. epilepsy, etc.
Connected with the Institute, and nm
der the direct supervision OF Prof. Paine
* q system Of medIcated vapor. electro
thermal and other baths 90 whi IN patients
have cess. and which ara found of espe-
cIal benefit IN the treatment of diseases.
A special feature Is the treatment OF fe-
male complaints. rheumatism. etc. by the
oz0-dlslnfectant treatment.
The Institute has "a large number OF
private apartments .r the accOmmOda-
datiOn 81 parents and corps sf com
petent and skilled lady attendants. Pa
tlents are furnished with rooms. board,
baths. etc.
Prof Paine was formerly connected
with tie Philadelphia University Hospi-
tai, and for three years past has Oeen pro-
prietor 81 the Texas Medical and Surgi-
cal Institute. Of Dallas, Texas. so that
bs has bad an extended experience in
conducting such institutions. All com
muuicatIons should be addressed 20 Prof.
&. W. Paine. " d. Grand Rapids. Mich.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22
nuR lNnLAN POLICY

Those thcorsts who support THIS lfoy-
ernmeufs historic and present Indian
pohcv a.l presume that an Indian can
owu an acre ~ ground by hunting or
fishing ou it or riding over 1T once a year
or simply claiming e. Land ownership
implies stable possession and present OF
prospectiva nsa. and 10 IL because sav-
ages within fhe boundaries Of the Jnited
States l,. rot own soiL and a barbarous
tribe il not state. that it rs absurd to
treat with them. Is comprising indepen-
dent powers The only course with The
u-aaricultursl sborizines is to govern
them. AMI to rivihra Them ss rapidly a.
possible. remembering that they bava
ahout the lerai status ~ orphan Write
children. ald snonrh to take am Interest,"
IN their owl su porr The Government
- the -,ghtful r1Friian Of these nomads
Opportunities tor getting Irving ara due
to all persons wholly ulb'ect to our tfov-
erumeut and are lue to them. They
should have a rhanee to work and a
chance 81 learn how to work. They also
have a claisn to protection ae7lnst COW
bows. thieves. Swul'ers. whisky and
averv other enemy against winch our
laws are supposed to protect q white
minor. Then. II they wiH not earn ineir
supror+ t,sv rneht ta 30 allowed to
49, -.l..-F q, ra -...f fr-.-..f =.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

PhIlaaielphis hec0rd tiold help ths
children aad tie slek Ia thls weather
Phlalslphia Press The Mormous al
lsge thaf liberty Is deal. but iles are
mistaken fheg are thinking ~ hber-
tILeism-
syraease sfaaoiard The season Is NOT
50 aaru that Bourhou. sblsky -strilgl c
organ ot Democracy eaunot paf tae Pro
hi0irlonisfs half an hoar LAY
Chicago Inter Cceas The question
naturally arises. II this administration
eau destroy American Shipping in tour
mouths. " nat vii i aleoIaplsit in ioar
years. 80 sonder caHtal d umld and
business paraiy Eel
N-s York Sifa That is very stFIk 'ag
remark of the Buffalo Co1tr,sr, that M
Cleveland Is resolved % break np ihe
spoils system. So that it can never he
resurrectsi lf that remark had been
made by tie Courier ln July, l>>i Dir
Cleveland could aet have been elected.
Port Huron Times " q. Thompson,
oi Detroit, says that the Independent
Republicans ~ Michigan 90 not want a
Federal appointment for any of their
number Well Thompson ought 70
know far bis bat covers the entire ~lnde-
pendent Republican party of the state.
Philadelphia Record Carter Harrison
asked for ninety days, and the court
granted hlm forty. a. run over the re-
turns and see whether he Was elected
Mayot 0f Chicago. or whether there Was
a mistake in the footlngs. We are sorry
that Mr. Harrison Was not ready % 70
right on. Hesitation IA sucb emergen-
cies is a sign of weakness.
Detroit Ngws. The Republican con
ventions % ONO. Pennsylvania and Nlr-
gluia have spoken Ia .helr platforms With
no uncertain sound on the subject Ol
tariff They are for protection, and they
leave uo doubt of It. However. one may
iiffer fro5 them on tins subject, one
cannot help but admire their candor
What are the Democrats saying on this
subject Not much Just al present. and
no one can tell what they viii say when
they will be imperatiyely called upon tC
/ speak next winter IN Congress. They
are all waiting upon the administration
aud the administration has not said a
word.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

-.What We learn with pleasure We never
forget. "A fired Nercier. The following l.
a ease IA point. - paid out hundreds of
dOllars without receiving any benefit say
Mrs. Emily Rhoads of McBrides. Mich. Il
had female complaints, especially dragging
down. for over six years. DR.. X. \. Pierce =
'FavOrlte Prescription did me more good
than any medicine / ever took. | advise
every sick lady % take IT," And 80 do we.
II never disapp0ints it, patrons. Druggists
sell IL
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

h,1rfsl,s eaB l. AZ tLs botton4 of tae coz
a.on Indians conception taat Dc Las q
rzat - I've Ia idlsaess. AMI tls @uitea
have dntg - aA LIS stomach. Tie
slltss have themselves % blame for iAlz
and la tie lndials
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

rSis--Ilng csart attached.
Pacific Express DAILY. iiaiHuce TRAINS uhll
except Sundays.
The Detroit E1prsss lesviue 81 tsii ui. res.eh
ine that city ~ n 81 e.. n4.. New YORK , 81 a. u
and Bf,sfon ~ D. m. next d..
Ihrougi tickeif for all Iunfa and s'la.pine csl
berths may be procured al lrlpu ilr'.rf Once
corner Monroe and OTTAWA rfrtssif tuH si tnlaa
Depot.
J. T. SCHULTZ Geu Ag 81 M.nrperi
GYo Va MVkSoR llckef hsrfIf fnf
J. 3. HAVEINs. y rae- Ageui DeIot
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

raz President proposes % dec - Tie
Adirondack reaou and eah upon the
rosks anI mountains to fall ou nim aAd
lebser bia from the aifce-seeAers.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22
Lake Shore q Michigan So lthern
KALAMAZOO Division. 2

III tA.ttr nott@ tAAfii h--'Hst -. -.
The train leaylflg al = 4. ul. cplnec.t ~ VIM"
PigeoD with Atlantic t1ure-r un htln Lane.
which hss fslsoe Drssing hssiI ,leepins
Coaches from Chicago ~ Aev Aoft sf.I h'ei"u
without change.
Tie train lrsssina al 80 e. m. cunDee at Nh
Pigeon lsrivine one hour for dinner eye
New York Eapfess ga Main Lane
Through tlckeie and beffhf lL Nieepa ttita
street. AID Deisot
All tr4sins viii run hy sHt meridian ~hioll
IL 81 MINUTES slower than Detroit tIus.
}. " MCkIANiA a. : Ar
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22
Chicaro a Wes1 MlchlRan.

All trains arrive and deparf ffHM inissu Depot
DEPART.
MAJ for Toledo and lhiosaaru flt o m
Past EIpr FOR Chicago. - 80 8 ul
Express FOR Muskeaou - i- o. nl
Evening txpTt<s Tor Chicago n4N pu
fSpre<s Tor Bg Rapids and Baldwin sspH pa
Mail FOR i5g l.apids aDd Baldwin. fit g. u
AhhlAf
Night Jpness from thicaFn , ~ o n
fKprees from MusEeEuu 30 it O. ua
Mail from Chicago and Murarrnu 4 - B. nn
- yrs<ss from AOlttlo hai q fu
Faff fHYrees from thicsarH fliii Muf Hta D. fu
t1prs-s from Bie llsipiat afd baldwin ~ ~ D ni
Mail from biF lsHlids and liaidNfn q az D. ln
.Daily. fDaily eyoopf -uuda5
Through c,sschet So iilctra aud fteio nn
tla q. train.
Through parior osr fo Ciic,eo ou Ifa a. m.
train NJ eyffH charge fuf tfaff
Through Pullman sisffsine oaf hua cfslcI fuf
Chicago uu fNl0 b. m. train-
lose connections nHtle aa b.osiu fof t4nd
in,aou and Maniffee.
[ uion rickts pftre 81 N...ra. fiftsaf.
J. 81 liLlhl.h. iroeli fniar'r-
J. n. CAiilENItit 0en' iars. Agent
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

Ealaa bops once soli u New York Tor
sI8a ooauA Now they sell. when they
sell Al al. Coz tsu cents pound, bat
the last ~ asard beer vas SIN i've cents
/. .aaa.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22
Grand Rapids Clean Towel Supply Co.

We will furnish and put mp Towel
rack in any office or store, free OF charge,
and keep them supplied with clean towel
ing at the following prices:
Two Towels per day, Sunday excepted,
per month $3.50.
One Towel every day, Sundays except
Ell. per month, Sl.5O
One Towel every second day, Sundays
excepted, per month Sl.OO.
One lowell every third day, Sundays
excepted, per month, 75c.
For those who wish to patronize us.
we will have our boys put up clean roller
towels every day, every second day or
semi-weekly, as You may direct. All
Towels are furnished 10y us and are of
superior quality.
ANY business man will at once see the
convenienc and cheapne SIS of this Svs-
tenn. Address all orders to GRAND
RAPIDS CLEAN TOWELL SUPPLY
CO., "A South Division street.
A. OTTE, Manager.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

rnEaE IS uesd lu tais county of a
more general lIsseni nation II "a few great
facts in natural history the flct to which
~ particularly ai.ude ls that m n is not
au amphlbious animal There Is very
general impression. apparently. % the
ooutrary al ihe daily announcement ~
Drowned while Bathing evinces. The
ability to swim does not afford absolute
security against dfoWuug. but Is 20 a
Valuable acquaition AS well as a pleasant
and heaithful recreation lt should BE-
acquired however "a shallow water
THE announcement that john Kelly u
to be a large stockholdes ia the corpora
tion which Is to revive the New York
star u .kes it apparent that he has no
idess % giving up bis grip on the politics
of New York tie -will iemmn az Cliff
too springs. the dispatch says. until be
returns for good in August II may be
remarked in this connection that there Is
to be an interesting state campaign IN
New fork this Fall for which some pre-
hminary arrangements may be- made by
the Democrats of New York about a
month or so hence.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

SIS~E Henry Wattsrson's sore eyes
we're cured by sight % the President
the louisville Courier Joprn0i IS as
mild toward r.v.l-service reform as a
suckinr dove. Here is specimen ex-
tract which wil' ilustrate
The Fre4ilsut vit1 a courage which his
enemies call nan uureFsoninr obsunacy, a.
striving to redeem thc Government from Tire
hands ~ spoiIsflen ana 20 save the party
from the nsrrow minded big0try of the rr'-
fessioud oiice--eeSer iie tid not COZ uit
the party FAB fhe new policy of reform he lR@
sought ouig to give effect t0 the repeated
decisrshous fn favor ~ this fundamental
change M fh -a w8s no. sincerity in these
declarations =. nomination of the Chicago
Convention should not have been given 90
NJ Cleveland gle. more t0au ans other
leading Democrats. embodied toe i7sue ~ civ-
h-service -ef1rrn snd mo- man 's nrmer r0an
he .s in fhe face of nfrt7 nr uaoHc ct'mor in
carrying uuf his personal convictions.
Whether nr not Vs. -l<e if. tne Democratic
party il irretrievahIg committed to clvll-ser-
vice reform. lt rnnot uow 'urn back n %
NnutU
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

fnaiiy SundHsf oxCeliest. %Daiis.
Il.s-t.llslora tAk ing tl4a =. ln 10 ~ msAs
cls.e connesftGolf at ia ueef Tar iaihe tiid ~
Ds,inoif foF New ora srrltii.I There n ~ - a. iN
the folloN luE nlursliilG
Might IA rtuss has local sslss plIs Ca isiIoli h.
tirsHd kaIi1s-
Tim le Esle slis ilne TunuliiH l.i-iiitft tains~e
is.NiIs h,rs 81 Nxl A.. m. viii ritsf.t tAF g.
Detruit uakinE direct conneclol'H foi ~ fHslutf
tact arriNlng al New lork D.. nl- the 'ulio~i iis
evening.
pArl0r an on mail ufeinf boti es.si nnd ~e~t
The train lessNlns al 1913 a. m Niu A. dirt-i
oonnssrtlaD viii Nj wsUks- etss.rert a. [! s1ccia
hUudAy
Thr,ush faokeis seruftss a. ~, g.. n. s. M. aEhcs
Sweet s Aais block and al tile depot
ID. POllIii itfg las Asent
GFO. Is. kfkNE Traffic Ms.nasTer ti inaso
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22
DELIGHTFUL RESORT

IN Ncbizsn and it Only cr,-ta ONE DOLLAR
~ -ae souna r-ip FROM Grand Rsgi1s
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

lNrTFD STATS OF AWFRIra Tt. rrrrui,
- Uuurf ~ fre Jnffa4 States for tna FL BE-
If rfeif~
? trrn TRt7FR
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-07-22

JoHV RoAcH. broken dowu Ia health
anal overcome with financial srnbarrass-
ment. does not forget the poor men who
have worked FOR him and their misior-
time adds to hrs ailhction. Aspecial des-
patch to the Detroit Free Press SAYS.
'He frequently sheds tears while think
ing over his financial disgrace, and
Worries necessarily over the condition of
his ~ employees. many ~ whom have
worked for him steadily for forty years
and now. for the first time, ind them
selves idle Tins is that grinding mo-
nopohst, that heartleI-.-nave whom the
nave so long been wishing 20 see M a
peuitentary.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-03-06

ColoncI UVred " Drrbonv tbo dorino
rngIish writer Killed At Nbu Kiea in the
GoHjon was in his Youth ,a.sionoteIv
fond of oymno,tirs in which he cycclIcd
ahnro al Lis Co'Iow. TbNra nsed ~ Inc
T., - liz H.; nIrTs ooins.oI Gnn'h. boII
~ ~, "lo.s naso with The 0,ycr If a bcovy
~, ,y.,',62 thot no man wonld hold if ont At
lon '' rr i thn snoce of s;xtv seconds
,tu I.L D.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-03-06

Lying on the left side, My heart is
at your feet. "
Lying on the right side, 81 have
money in the bank.
Standing on your nose, 81 have no OBJ
lection to a mother.in law"
Jumping on your skates, I'm afraid
| can't trust you"
Laying on your back, assist me-
One leg in the air means, Catch me. ,"
Two legs in the air means, Mashed. "
One skate in your mouth, Crushed
again" -,
Hitting on the back of your head with
your heel, 81 am gone.
Suddenly placing your legs horizon
tally on the floor like the letter Y indl'
Gates, 81 am paralyled.'
Punching your neighbor in the stom-
ach with your left foot, I'm onto your
little game" :,
A backward flip of the heels and sud
den cohesion of the knees to the floor
indicates, "May skate the next music
with youF-Norrist0Oa Herald.
The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-03-06
A Cat Mesmerizes a Mouse.

One of our well-knOwn citizens is the
posses.or Of Il cat, which is a great pet in
the family. Indeed it is doubtful if the
family could keep house without that
cat. A few evenings ago the cat came
into the house bringing mouse, no I'M
common thing for the cat to do, as it is
a good mOuser. But the cat played
with the mouse for an hour and half,
then set it up by the wall and crept into
bed and went to sleep. The mouse,
though still alive and apparently unin
jured, remained just where the cat put it
for SO long that the family became inter
ested in the mouse, and the gentleman
proceeded to stir it up. The little animal
started to run, went a short distance and
returned to the very spot where the cat
had left it. Then the gentleman tried
to entice the mouse away with bit Of
cheese. This succeeded only so far thai
the mouse would leave its position, get
the cheese and return. This was tried
again and again, and always with the
same result-the mouse returned to Its
former position as if under orders which
it dared not disobey. Later the cal
awoke and also the mouse.
Now the family are very much inter,
ested in the question: "NNhat did the
cat do to the mouse to make it so anxiou.
to remain just where the cat left it unit
the former could look after itl Was il
animal magnetism, or was there somt
subtle means of communication between
them, and the cat told the mouse to remain
there, and the mouse did as it was told
except when interfered with by more
intelligent humanity2"-Prooidence Jour
nab