Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-08-22

rbe rorf Shor.
When tha Central rmt skating E.dt
alased h. door the other evening it vas mol
generally known tbai the ifl VI closing was
merely preliminary to O grand re- opening 10
The near future. The occasion will b. ptind
poet show Though not fully known TO The
public it Is fact that all, or nearly III, The
journalists of honolulu are really puet.. Il Isl
of course understood that Nj 6. Montgomery
Matber Is n poet, tina, Nj Arthur tombstone
MI Norman Logan and Mr Frank GoAftey
otc also. But that the matter tact editor
Of the Ptesa. tie prosy editor of The Gnoile,
the Canadian editor Of The Brlrtin and the
Colonial editor OF the Advertised are also
poets has never been seriously suspected.
The wrilct has however, full knowledge
that there IS soon to be- pmng upon an unsus
pcctng public unless this premature an
uouncomtnl shall discourage it scheme Of
such refined cruelty that the bare announce
men, Is calculated TO make one yhuddcr II Is
10 '''' '''' I'''' '''"N ~ WIN" ''''
writer will read his own verses In outline
thu programme will be as follows;
Hon. S. +. Dole, whose Judicial mind,
thoupb not guiItIe,, Of carly tl1Iliaucc with the
muse ha, Of late year, discarded the jade en-
tirey, has been chosen to preside at the meet
| lux, aud settle any little questions Of metrical
etiquette that may arise MI +. {. Jones, a
reformed poet aud q muscular Christian OF rare
persuasive powers, will be sergeant at arms. Il
has been arranged that Mr g. Montgomery
| '"''''''' '''''E'' '''N' WIZ VOW NV '"''''
| poem on the evening. WIN that sweet
humility which Il, ono Of his most enp1rinp
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o Mi4ter Dummy N riter cJne hithcf aud sit by me-
hnl tha preuiest Mind Il story ~ G,uife aud tall
tpther
| For y1u are "vtyup sweet t;ummy and fact, are
| I" no Dose To three
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| Advertiser poet. The verses begin
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| W., No..
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| y,,,c,,t, dam, t,o.
| Who am y Go
Go 10 Young matt That u never 70 down.
Think I'm myth
| Not much, sir, I'm Smith
/he editor SIT. Of this mcasly town.
| Then follows a blarc OF buplcs n burst oi
martial ,nrlodv and herald entcrs n .ittIa
| VIII. r,;it;L,,. J.; ~, .;
H''' - '''H
| Don tlhiNote rode him down
Into oahns SCI, coast town.
He was sorry sight
Two cnehe' had he round his waist
- w.
.r,. aa,i,.s .a,,' ,,,, t,,t
land declared they wouldn't stand any circus that had
only one periormet)
Norma, Ion,sh,nLe Ioc,r tho, r.c;,,s
with Methodist hymn in my musical throat
mounted gray Sooner Che rasor backed goat y
And away to the mountings | hurried an ha
| SINGING Hip.pa.dce.dce I" and "O.foldoLda.da Z
I sang and shouted, Cold Water my text;
Yet shreweily concluded when Cecil said "ncx,"
sin it would be Il / left en- to Gil EN-:
So swigsed some myself for fear II might kill EN-
A,d t,,,.;, II, Al, r.., ;e,h. ;u,....,. r. 49,.
bbiti,p we're No, G,r,hsrod ,,,, ma, .of,acris,,
More heavy music, enter Alatau r. Akin
son, Iriar of St, Adams. poet pcdnpopue and
prodigiously profound political prognosticator.