Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1885-05-21
A Detected Kro.h.

walking about in the rotn, uusfy VI
Palmer House the other q
ming a hymn and feeling bil;as
his attention was attraetea Oa
with site whiskeis and laos ~
who was talking earnest. q "
couple Of Others who loolaS
enough to feel joyful at nrss. siss
ing, so he edged up to get VIM s,,'isa
Of their cheerful conversa,;an fss
longed for the soothing Conc %
ship of thoseTof kindred Sw.'paaas
thought. Ass VI
II tell you, friends . 49,
monrnful man with the muttor nv =
we're doing a grand work. slsH
Gus work, as Deacon Pus5sr ~. glas
it. Why, sir, in my town ~ Yala N
are just about ready to shut ~ ' =
The brother from TIE rel -.
ready felt the taste of mama ~
mouth, and edged up little sIos
That's it, and we've done ~ t.s'a
thing" said a weakened man v ~
voice like agony in despair m y, !.
armpits. why, sometimes y.
you can do to get around VIII.
stepping on the new bepinps,s ~
dering about on the floor IN
they've all got to come to US ".
body is wild about it, and we,ys
eriDg them in right along. and =.
of the very best people IN town \.
i on never saw anything wsksa Y
community like we've done
grand. " =
The brother with tho buckskI, !,
tens in his pocket set his tee,b !.
looked doleful, but he felt awful -
He would have struck nm
right away. but he wanted IA L
more, and find out where the ~.
could be found. He yearped 4
wrestling with them mourners :
groaned and took another step Or !,
forward.
"Our case exactly" put in :.
with an undertaker's placidi,r
countenance. 1.-The past has ~,
season of great profit to Us, AM
this agitation they're getting m /
do us good; it will help the cause n
bring in people who wouldnl y
thought of coming near US Il N
hadn't been such a stir kicked
| about It b.
The bucolic brother felt so ioyls
was all he could do to keep from y
I ing around the hat. Some ~ 4
were down. on shouting, and Of co,1,
it raised a stir in the community
the subject was agitated, he n.
hand over one ear, hitohed up a
closer, heayed deep sigh, looked
smn, and felt tiptop.
"Yes, that's So" said the chap !.
the burnsides. But there's one 4
about it | don't like"
| whats thatPn quickly interruvl
the man with the burial permit sen,
ed on his face.
That's what want to know, d ~
chlpped in the one with the wal e.
sorrow. when we are having eVsz
thing our own way don't see whr
should complain or find fault
course it amt pleasant to han
kinds of people scratching around
tumbling against you, and it's ns
most agreeable thug in the word
have to catch a fat woman in hn
keep her from breaking limb
"Or have another with bid n
smelling of onions hanging to you
telling you all about her dithcu
and how timid she is, and how d
she needs help, and all that sOr
thing" interrupted the one Of tuz
aspect.
The man in the background "a
TO feel shaky about the dIsintera
zeal of the other brethren, ID 10
knew how cheerfully he wonld y
hat himself; yea, more, for the :
of the cause.
"But what is il you don like
sumed the weak-eyed one.
why, it's the opposition Wen
ling from the churches, REPLIED
apparition OF gloom with the whls
II don't like that, ana I'm afr&
will soon begin to count agsins
and hurt us like everything"
The brother with the muttonti
IN his vest pocket began TO feel on
Had he struggled among the
Of the Salvation Army, or only q
Tered a schism that could be END
Il it only made converts? 1t wcal
10 to miss word now; so he sns
I'd a groan, held his breath, and
I'd up little closer.
''Oh, thunderation, man! i
10 anything of the kind, cane
the meekost man in the lot.
One doubt was dispelled. IL
! a schism.
"Im not so darned sure OF thss
7 | don't know as | care a cuss aHE
The past has been kind to me,
INJURED the one with the crapisa
I The remaining doubt took
They were not Salvationers. Ba
in the name of clover bloom cOuIl
DO?
Eyes; and to nse too fronts
led voice; $50 we won't bother
it, or borrow any trouble on %
Of the churches. But | say, VI
awful difference there is in feet
;herepn
Heavens! They were footwss
The sweat came ont and looseass
grease in the detected brothers
'Well. / should saw so. Ben
went into this rink business
lad any idea that ii would taa
ordinary trunk under each iea :
give some women standing room
what was 1t the little governor
The big onep'
Sure enough! Ill decisr
business makes fellow absent
I'd" And the deceptive trio
oward the bottle department
,aravansary.
The cat was out OF the bas
These sober yisaged men had
ility been discussing nothing
beneficial to the soul than roller
The badly deceived brother
hastily and sadly away, and sM
Il corner by himself, TO brVa
shake his head and wonder sg
world was coming to. Chicago =
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Shutting.
A High School girl in Nss
car, yesterday afternoon, iooA
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