The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-20


No one ventured to contradict him.
"Now." continued he triumphantly,
"when 1 stand on my feet, why don't
the blood all rush into my feet q
because" replied MissCoshannigan' S
brother, "because, FlipkiEs, your feet
are not empty"
The boys all laughed, but Flipkins
said he couldn't see any joke.-Lyn1l
Union.
.GRovFR," said Mr.. Arthur, as the
two Presidents parted after the inaugur.
alton, "Grover, / have just one bit OF
advice to offer you. 1t has brought me
success. and [ want you to be successful. >
"Out with it, my dear Chester, out with
it !" cried Mr.. Cleveland. Well, Grover,
said Chester impressively, "always spit
on your bait. "-LOuiSUiUe Courier jour.
nal.
The Dowager Maharance Jumnai Bal,
of Boroda, offers to raise corps of Am.
azons In India ard place them at tho dis,
posal of the government. Her name is
enough to strike terror in the heart OF
tbs enemthg bit tie oqbifeGting Yqntf w
men would lay down their arms to do VI
their back hair, and thus lose the battle.
-N0rriStOaUn Herald.
ANEsTHETICs caused the deaths OF
eighteen persons in England and Scot
land last year. Nine were from the use
of chloroform, six from ether, and three
from mixture of ether and chloroform
In every fatal case tie patient had been
| comparatively healthy, and the operation
had been of slight character.
81 wish you would renew this note,
| Nv father will indorse for me, said q
Texas youth to Nose Schaumburg.
even a fader has got no more sense
than to indorse for such son as you vas,
vat SECURITY ish dot for me? Dot show;
! dot your fader vas block of the young
chip.-Teras SiJtings.
THE constant allusion to the feet o
Chicago girls is carrying joking to eE
| tremities-pedal eXtremltles. The fad
| that the beauty of Chicago girls lies il
their feet accounts for SO many of til,
fair sex of that city being mashers.-
Boston Courier.
T. d. FLAMING, of Newton County
| Miss, in 1863 received bullet wound il
his face. At the time of the woundin:
it was thought best not to remove tn
ball Last week it dropped into hi
mouth, having taken twenty-five years T.
work its way through.
In speaking Of the junior class in TIL
university this year the professor said
"Ihe junior class will embrace seventies
young ladies' cit will?'' exclaimed tht
young man addressed. "Great Scott
then | shall join the junior class. ''-Nea
Brunsi0ick Star.
THE principal of our graded school
should be man about forty-five or fit,
years old and married Then the school,
would be run business like and thee
would be more education and less mas
ing.-Idaho Springs Gazette.
81 WONDER how that man can dane
on the tight rope with such facility 2"
ooh, easy enough. Like everything
else, it has to be taut.
H~to R'o death was so sudden as
be painless.
NAUTICAL husband Gokingly)-"O,
I'm the mainstay of the family" VIZ
-''1es, and the jibboom, and the-ah
the" Small boy from experienced
And the spanker, too, mamma. We
chester Gazette.
. y BALTIMORE paper says the Presidet
| looks at his feet a great deal. He
| probably wondering why they don't get
work and kick some score or two offic.
| seekers out of the White house daily
Boston Transcript.
BARBED WIRE fences are much CON
planned of by tanners and hide dealer
on the ground that they infict the seve-
est injuries upon hides-iDjuries nt
easily discoverable until it is too late.
THE Inhabitants of Burmah WORSHIP
idols made of brass. How they wouf
get down on their knees if only an Ame,
lean commercial traveller were to gf
around their way !-LOa0eU Citizen.
TIE fact that when an elephant has TIN
chills five gallons of rum and whiskey ar
prescribed leads one to suspect that TIN
elephant is native of Kentueky.-Balti
more American.
OSCAR WILDE has ababy. and now has
chance to pose in the middle watches
of the night with bottles and spoons a
Observation-Disclosures Call.
The man at the telephone says "Hellol'
but the man who sits down Oh pin-poin;
says Just the reverse. boston Saturda,
Evening Gazette.
Two men have been arrested in Canada
for fishing for salmon on Sunday. The
first day of the week is intended as a dav
OF rest for the Canadian salmon.