Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-17
BRIGHT BITS.

MANY citizens chew tobacco to modify their
oreaLh.-C 0uFier- q 0arBGt.
TIE wages OF sin Is death; but the wages OF
An SIN IS soc. doLen.-L01oeU Courier.
MISS MARY MAGuIRE, Of Pennsylvania,
mas returned from her summering. and is ex-
pecting brief Irritation with the bold militia
men Of her adopted State.-C0Urier-J Journal.
TIRE young woman who last year made a
vow that she would never oscuate tobacco
chewer is now at work on a banner for the
nicotine procession and is reported engaged
10 leading masticatOr.- EechGngs.
LITTLE FLOssY was taken into the country
TINS summer, whore she was furnished with u
candlestick for her bedroom. She had never
seen this form OF illuminator before, and she
immediately exclaimed: "Oh, mamma: see
the little gas with handle. "-Boston Budget.
BR0MLEY's WoNDERFUL INVENTION. 49,
SAY, Darringer, have you heard of Bromley =
last lnyentionY No. / didn't know he had
any genius in that way. What has no IN
fenledt" 1t Is Just wonderful II is destined
to make a complete revolution" ''Sakes
alive, man. what is it2' "A circular saw. -
PhtkddeLDhiG Cdi
The story goes that a room full of factory
girls IN the rubber works at East Cambridge,
M ass e, were yesterday affected by the fumes
OF napDtha ueed IN the com position of a cement.
and fell to shrekng, dancing and laughter.
IL might not be a bad idea to burn naphtha at
the footlights 10 put a little life into some Of
the comic opera choruses. - Washington Star.
"CLARIssA, may 1 pay you little atten-
~ es, Mr.. Longspine, I wish you would"
'Ohi dear Clarssa, yOu make me 50 happy
with those words have long"
les, wish you would, for want TO make
George Blgpurse Jealous, If I can. and see if
that Won't bring him to the scratch Chi
cdgO Times.
BOSTON ladies are continually sending tele-
grams like the following to proprtetors of
summer hotels they have Just left for home
Forgot copy of Science as Deducted from
Our Spiritual Laws Must be in bedroom
send by express a. once. Jane Adams Gull
ture, 4B9 Beacon street. Boston. Mem York
Nail. The foregoing is evidently a campaign
he. NO Boston female eyer forgot, for mo-
ment, her works on science Boston Post
1T was on the piazza of a large summer
MOTEL that lady was giving her friend more
or less highly-cOlored account of a guest
whose name she had just seen in the list of re-
cent arrivals. She remarked that the new
conner was tie daughter Of Hon. =, of
whom she gave sketch IN passing, and threw
ia a spirited sketeli Of the young lady's firta-
tfohs the snTnsiIeD safQre at Mount Desert of
which she declared she had all the details
from trustwprthy witnesses. ~ don't
know her myself she concluded 'but she
must be queer. They called her 'Birdy long
after she was grown up, and I'm sure don't
know what NOR name really is. SO silly"
My name" calmly threw in a stranger who
had Sat quieHt by during the entire CONVEX
sation, lis Helen" The effect may be
imagined SsfoR Courier.
Tue BALD-H HEADED MANS APosTRoPHE TO
THE DYnGitIY
GOOd-by,
O. fly.
The cause or much profanity
Go die,
Damned fly.
Thou teaser of humanity!
The autumn comes, the summer dies,
Thourt powerle9s now to tantalize
Ha!ha!
Ia, ia.
The cold
Takes hold
OF thee at night; Pm glad Ofit
All. mel
All, mel
Through thee
A dreadful time I'Vc mad of il
All through the summer time, thou pest,
NOW give my poor bald head a rest,
BY, by,
Shoe, lyI -Boston Courier.