The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-05-07
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dsds Asd . liaeksniiLY" Yon can hare
soas respect for Blacksmith.
IA saehsses ssssS ds6sision OF The
phrase ''beppinx med Ansn ~ vouId
~ u boppisg mad after stopping on the
poiss 81 tack.
$500 p~snissss tistss nrehass has had
hh soss of arms paiat<d on Tho panels Of
biz carriage. Nth The IAiia motto. "yidi.'
utsst ty .zixfrrsiaiscr Is Il sas. !"
"A cslsbrsisd sit rs ssksd sby be
DID nss ssssy . youss LADY 70 shom be
80 much attached. Il know not. be
replied. "sseepl the great regard se have
tss sssA ostsr
Were yoa ever esusLt 10 : sudden
squsIIs" asked sa old yashtnsa Of . vor-
tby eisiz<s. well. 1 gusss col" replied
sLs good mao. five helped 10 bring up
thirssn tsLiss f"
That article you bad 10 last weeks
paper ~ss The funniest thing ever read, "
said lad, 10 "a editor n would make
dog Isash. ] ihossLs ~ husband
ussld spits his sides"
-Tks emperor Of Germany sized tssrs
vsea Ls kissed bismarck II shs pie
tss~s Of Bismarck correstly represent biz
lssA " q Aos blame The emperor d Ger.
nssy, II ~ enough 70 make stsosssr|
nee weep.
"A little boy 10 Sarstoss mot long ago
saas rushing 10 from ont Of doom crying |
bsssuss be had been stung by bee.
.Msmma," b sobbsd. 'I'd just y lisves
The bses'd valk 90 -; bus ! don't like to
have EN- Ill dovs."
josh Billings rays: II I bad boy
vhs parted bis hair 10 the middle and
played nrss class gave ov lawn tennis.
and be should get struck with li.sning.
should feel = tho dispensashun vas bet
" juss Of ths boy than IwAx-
Ardent lover Il have called. sir. TO ask
your permission to pay my addresses TO
yosr daughter. Old gent (somew ha.
deaf Pay for her dresses. Why, certain.
". my dear sir. Here are the bills. He
gave once glance at them and fled.
IA exchange contains the article en-
titled "Hov TO Breathe" We dijn', sup
pose there was SO much ignorance 10 the
world. When man doesn't known how
10 breath the best health resort for him is
; lot 10 the cemetery He would spoil II
kept many days above ground.
"A gentleman who visited a roller.
skating riuk and attempted to participate
10 the pleasure, says the idea OF fastening
, pair Of skates on the feet Is the queerest
notion ia HE world. because the feet were
~ osiy portion 81 his natomy that didn't
|oaek slM f,or oftsner than one inning 10
|~s
jock Russell vas . farm servant not
Isr from Csrnsath. One day when Mrs.
Brosu. tbe farmers wife, went into the
slk -Losss, chs found Jock down on his
Iness before ,nilk boyps. and slimmingl
he cream on With bis ir ger aud putting
!, Ia lila mouth. 20 Jock. Jockl'' she |
Il don't like that '.Ah,
vu~aa." replied jock. "ys don't know
} hats sude fjr "" /,
"A yonug Yorkville ph ysician. who has
80 established himself and has very little
,ractirc. is noted for bis braegadocio.
)ps d the older physicians meeting him
70 the street. rrcentlp. asked him how be
RS coming on. I've got more than 4
% attend 10" VAS the boastful reply.
4 had 70 set ont Of bed hvs timss last
light" why don't Jon buy some Insect
,evdssr' asksd the elder Doctor. Z
"A youss French minister. while
10 chapel 10 French hamlet,
there the men at On one aide Of the aisle
q The womss On ths othN. was annoyed {
y ths sound of whispering. and paused
J his sermon TO rsprovs il "Yonr rsver-
sss viii observe iatsrpossd ths princi-
II veaas prsssat. thss Il conss hon he I
ssa's seds." - much Tbs bstsss, mad :
=. HviIl ~. then. sometime"
Nov. iii. " sAid the presenting aitor-
~. ponpously. "you are railroad nan.
- ~. Nos. cir. LEI ~ ~ hov much
% enov absus your basinsss. sir. What
sstivv ~ your company. cir. for running :
= tssias through the city faster than the
sdiasscs decresi" 'what mosives'
Ysa, cir. what motivsi Come. sirw
Ny. Ioccmoiive. ! should say The
'iessss 90 6ued for contempt Of court.
--0ea. Judson Fitzpatrick ssed to tell
10 story that after his appointment as :
lisisiss TO Chilli be vas met by sn old 0
~ WLo bad knosn him from childhood Y
I'd 70 ~hose bucolic mind the gallant \
lssssal's large Way d stating things had
,nstiees seemed like sxaggsrstion.
Well, Jud. she said. II hear you have
eco called 10 the ministry. Glad to hear I
. You'll make real good preacher; but
Jad. you must stop your lying.
81 an afraid that young Feathsrly.
DO Gala on yen 20 often. Is rsther fast o.
ouss Gsn. said father 10 bis daughter.
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