Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

THE only perpetual thing about perpetual
motion is It's failure.-Lo1oe1 Courier.
WHENEVER a small boy goes to sleep on an
liens doorstep, another 'Roston mvsterv' is
at once trumpeted in the Hub newspapers as
kid mapping case PhtLadeLDhiG Ae10S.
SAYS AN EXCHANGE: "Attention is called to
the Advertisement of a horse lost, which sp-
years IN auother column After such evil
enco az tn who can doubt The benefits Of
adVertslng?-BOStonI Transcript.
A GERMAN author Is writing book to he
Untitled The Watch on the Rind," which
will describe the misfortunes of a policeman
Vho stepped on a slice of watermelon, slipped
down and sprained HE pistol.-Life.
SINCE 1929 over So 10000 have been spent on
ne Cologne cathedral. 1t i inferred that the
building Is either hcing constructed by the
government or the Philadelphia public build
lng com Hisslon.- N0rristOeoR Herald.
HAVE you never been to a picnic, John
mo. ma'am; but I've seen Jess Nickum's
old yelier dog with a tin can to his tail. ana
hat was fun enough for me."-Chicago
LedGer.
A MAN whose daughter had married away
from nome. wrote Ia inquire what kind OF
man her husband was, and received for re
ly: Il tell you, father. he's prime good
whistler, and you never saw such a hand for
1A1acke IN all your days. He's got blue eyes.
ana his father belongs to church. '-CAtcdga
Ledgsr.
SOME Of our creditors intimated TO us this
week hat the printing u-lness mrst be good.
"lsh 10 say thar If they nave discovered
stnvsighs Of prosperity II was not brouphf
about many lseitimafe business. Four aces
and ten snot furnished the moppt 20 pro-
'ufe me improYemeAtt- Aareeq. lCdk.) Es-
Dress
THE FEMALE Law STUDENT.--
When the female Law student to Yale
was admitted. \ furious gale
tfOilnWfaA ia ct huf a lssf1
4mugh sull standngaghast,J isf
Old Porter he coFked MP his wall.
.,--..f- .,... .----Llo9isrIie Goggier- J0uradt.
STEP right mto The parlor7apd make your
'elfat home said the 9-yeaT-oli son of the
1iitur to hi- sistershes young man. Take
he rocking char and help yourself to the al
lum. Helen Louise is up stars, AID won't
ne down for some ljmez yet--has tomake up
59sr form, you know, before sqi1g to press."-
us TifY;ai sse ed 1DT 81 az 9TR
ANoNS the replies to an advertisement of
music committee lor "a candid te as organ
50. music teacher" etc. was the following
ne: "Gentlemen, noticed your advertise
nent for N organist and music teach r. eli
her lady or gentleman. Having been both
{. r several years, offer you my services -
KHSicaE Courier.
\ BINGH ANTON COUPLE stood before
urt street jewellers the other evening.
when the you"g lady remarked: "Gawgie
On't you think there is something perfectly
dmlre so much about them?" he asked
- ny, don't You see they they name the
iay." The future Will tell If Gawgle tum-
lied - tn0hdnitON RsUubiicdR.
WHEN he comes stumbling home al night,
And tries 10 prove he isn't tight,
Agree with nm ri once upon It.
Aud strike HIM for a SUNDAY bonnet,
Tomorrow he the point willsee
When yOu return his pencil KEY;
He'll not forget. be win not dare,
You've sort U kind % got him there.
--FittebGr0 Dispdtch.
PAPA, what is u tornado3" asked youth
iul seeker after infOrma ion.
CHANGING nervously around the room to see
n the coast was clear, the old man SAID: 'Nou
nave often heard your mother blowing me up
or bringing company home without pfeyi-
'lely notifying her2'
Yes. sir"
'Well, that is as much like q tornad, a.
my hlng | know Of. But you needn't 10
four mother that ] SAID so, however. - Nste
York J0UrnaJ.
as II TRUE that your friend William is GO
'ng o. marry the proprietress If the new m l.
merry parlOr- down towu?H asked Layiuia
Yes. nv dear, and thereby become tbaf
ehirh has caused many good nan to 90
wrong,' replied Phesecius. And what Is
IT, pruyY' she uquired. as he failed 10 explain
NIL iner'- Bin" reioinei the ncorrlgible
Thereupon the storm which was raging out
I'D seemed TO burst forth with increased
ury, the wind bowling and shrieking IA il in
trlslon of this foolish fancy of dsOrdered
lfaln.--DcfF0it FREE Press.