New-York tribune., 1885-02-18
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MODERN. ORIGINAL MOSES.

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MODERN, ORIGINAL MOSES.
J. Haee1ty is an amiable crank, who last
night offered himself to the Peoples Party as the
or xinator OF new order Of things Mr.. Hagcry has
during several years OF meditation originated new con
stuOn for The United States which Is startling In IT,
simplicity His mission Is to suppress parties and
politicians and he would elect President as ffoW5:
Whoe yer wanted 10 be President would nominate himself
after the example OF the lus;ous Butler the names OF
the candidates would be shaken W together IN hat and
bindfolded- girl would draw ont the name OF the Prcs
dent J. Hagery belongs to the New-Nofk County
Committee Of the Peoples Party and about nifty mcln-
bers OF this organization listened last might al Spencer
Hall IN West FDurteenth-st 10 an exposition of'hs
views with the greatest respect and attention When he
had ended, and said that he considored
Mr. Hagertys pogc unassailaDlc ana fully approved his
conclusions. Hagertys ideas on legislation are ~ re-
inarkabe his suggestions about the choice % the Ex
ecntve The ueople are to govern themselves directly
and their legislative sessions be onyened by brass
bands that, TO quote The wods of TINS ged thinker
TO listen TO little inusc 10 say aye or no few times
In the course half hour, will be al that Will he e
quired OF the citizens 10 run this GOYernmcnt Tor inc
benefit Of the many instead o. the benefit OF the few
Mr. Hagerty has equally startling ideas upon the tar
labor and capital and DINER questions Oi INC uNy al O
which he easily solves TO ais own satisfaction.
As reward for his labor starting The geat reform
of which he the herald he informed his hearers last
Americas fairest daughter" o once saw the :uture
Mrs. Hagery Jersey city ferry boat ten years ngo
but putting his hand into his pocket ana hhIhg 0n{ so
he realized thai for the moment II was no USE IN the
meantime Mr Hagerty has had various other evidences
OF his supernatural calling.
when 90 church." said he or other public
placer often attract the entire attention of the clergy
and speakss, who address their dscourse' 10 me-
aud can that some or the unmarried ladies come
very naturally TO the conclusion that the prince is
come" m
Ills presence has the effect upon animals. To a
TRBINE reporter who called on Lin yesterday ho said
will show yol that ain accepted az the real original
Moses by te rOostsrs. wtO crow and hap their wings
whom 1 pass them" The reporter sgniied his willing
ness 10 witness this curious iheDoineuOn, and hr.
Hagerty conducted him INTO fanclcFS shop III 1oii-
landt-st As ho entered dead silence iei upon lhe
fowls. 49,,
Well yOu see they don't always do H., explained Alr
UaQerty the little game fellows the best, Hud he
stationed himself In the attitude O n" duGe watching
"a Young ladies bOardag-sCAOOl before the cage oi par
Of game bantams. The bantans eyed him cuilolsy but
didn't crow, while HagoIty from nnjcsho hecaine
wrathfu At last rooster in far corner moved Dy
the instnct OF his race. emitted a tremendous cpck&
dood and Hagcry, wrcathed III smiles eseianrd
told Won So That fellow recognizes me- but It's too
cold today for the others 10 crow Tie first person 10
whom rotated this curious phenomenon, assured ne
that / must be born 10 be bigi-cOcs- a-OrHnl and
think he was right.