The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-03-03
FLEA BITES.

1T was happy thought that suggested,
during the war, the using of cotton for
observation-disclosures Sunday Times
And the practice has been kept up ever
since.
Pride has two seasons.-New York
News.
A forward spring and an early fell.
-Evangelist Moody must be weakening
in his faith in godliness. At a revival
meeting in Newark, the other day, be warn
ed his hearers that whenever the godly and
the ungodly mix at skating Kinks, the god
ly are going to suffer.-St. Louis Post
Dispatch.
1t looks from this, that the godly must
be inexperienced on roller skates, and are
going to get hurt.
The ladies of Boonville have organized
a cooking club.-Index
1t is now the correct thing to use biscuit
for billiard balls, let the club keep stiff
upper lip.
1t is confidently expected that the bill
establishing branch penitentiary will be-
come law, and that the location will be
either St. Louis or Kansas City.-Index.
Either place would do, as home patron
age would flourish.
When a man msrries he gets a moth
er-in-law, MISUNDERSTANDING.
And when he gets unmarried he gets
wife in law.
Never leave any wood near furnace,
range or stove to dry.-Exchauge.
1t is bad plan to leave it dry adjacent
to a neighbours fence, else, it is pretty apt
to get on fire.
A Texas man hes Just had patented an
"egg older."-Exchange
This will be good for the small boys to
have until after Easter.
The Fort Scott Tribune and Herald
each sneak In very ilattering terms of the
reception which the people OF Nevada sc-
corded me "Patierce" opera company
Nevada Mail.
1t usually takes considerable patience"
to listen TO an opera company.
The oId-sashiOned preacher would
hammer the life out of pulpit bible in
the course of ore year. He would open it
and shut IL, take it in his arms, put it
down aud POI nd it, and never let the con-
gregation forget that the bible was the
book of books.-Exchange.
Very true, but the "life" that is got out
of the book nowadays, doesn't amount to
much and for tie most part it is used to
hold the minister's notes and beautiful
book mark, presented by the ladies, God
bless 'em.
The best whisky at the New Orleans
exhitit comes from Kentucky, the finest
wine from Missouri, and the best lager
beer from Ohio.-Exchange.
1t is confidently said that the finest oleo
margarine and rabbit comes from Jeffer-
son City.
"A ballet girl ought to be pretty, and it
all the better for the manager if Washers
come to look at her while.-Exchange.
Very true they ought to be pretty, but 1t
is hard work for grandmothers to fool the
public into the belief.
"A Kansas young lady traded her en-
gagement ring for pair of roller skates
She preferred rink to ring.
Matches should always be kept in
stone or earthern jar or in tin.-EIchange.
Some matches should always be kept
in-violate.
"A young lady inquiries of Louisville
paper what kind of medicine she must take
for a red nose.-Exchange.
Well, you can't most always sometimes
generally tell, but il is suggestive that any
kind might improve its color, so that it
don't come out of bottle.
"A human Jaw bone of great size, full of
sound teeth, and other human bones were
found recently at depth of sixty feet in