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The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
THE MAJORS PATHUs.

A tall lank, ungsinly, "yaller jeansed boy entered the office of the Turtleville Mosld<v ef Opinion. one afternoon, and feariessly contracting Major Riddle, the editor, applied for situation.
 The major looked up from his pine table, showed back pile of newspapers which were encrosching on the sacred territory partly covered by the editors writing paper-made of spoiled sheets and printed On one side-looked at the applicant and said ::
 "Wanta situation. you say7"
 "Yes, sir, if you please"
 Have you ever worked on q newspa- perr
 "Yes, sir, | learned my trade on the Hickville Red LigAf."
 "Ah, hah, edited by that scoundrel Montgomery. He called me liar in his filthy sheet some time ago, but called him a thief, and can prove that he is one. l understand that he's going to get a new dress for his scurriious scarecrow. l"
 "Yes, sir, he has already sent for 1t, l believe"
 "l1l bet a thousand dollars that he never pays for it. Got the county print ing, too. Let me-sit down, sir-l say, let me tell you what's fact: if the Dem- ocratic party of this county sin't more careful and just in the distribution of favors, there's going to be an explosion. I've stood this foolishness abou, as long as l am going to-"
 |" aint got nothing to do with that" ]" replied the boy.
 "Yes, knov all that, but didn't know but ii would interest you. Say you want work ?"
 @That's what said"
 @And you are willing to work cheap, I reckon"
 @Aint particular, % ! get work"
 "You say you've learned the trade ?"
 "Yes."
 "Uaderstaad yoar business F'
 Pretty we'll"
 ~Teu you what m do.D
 @Nams t."
 @Give yoa eisht doilafs per month and board"
 I'm win you."
 swhaf's yoar name7"
 AEH SAieA.s
 sTain eGysw csae, KK.S
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
NOT EVEN 4 FIRR-cRAcKER.

Two negroes, one of whom had form- sziy worked for an Episcopal family, met in the street.
 Hellce, -har yer holdin' fofe?"
 Lbin' down in de country now," re- piled the Episcopal negro. How's times down dar !"
 Da ain rushin'. Ho~'s daup heah P sOh, da aint run erway wid nobody yiL Whut yer doin' up heah, nohow P .Knockin' roun' CT leetle, seein' ei dar's any discussion gwine on."
 1Wall, dar aint none at de present. De gubner au' de seckertary Q state Is ousen town am ain't been stirrin' erbost much O lately. How's church matters down in de count1y?"
 &Peazt. How's da up heah 2"
 "Sostex slow."
 Mighty fine vid us. Pse CT big man h de church now." On, 90 on."
 "Yes, is. fur CT fack. I'se CT canon n de church," said the Episcopal negro. Er whut r SEx canou." Ter doan tell me ?"
 Yes, [ doss-"
 AEx csnoa.D 4@ HYss.n No~, iook hsse, San, ! iness yex m lbef yer aia' 70 mo- denG pisenf in daa sAascA Er haw, haw, bsf VT sint . k<zne1E.p
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

"She's of "
 "Now, Eli." said the msjar, -hen the boy had made motion toward a case of type, "i want correct work"
 "All right. sir"
 al have made a great hit with my pa. thetic writing and want t put up in shape."
 (" I understand"
 "rhere's copy CD the hook. Pitch in."
 Eli gave satisfaction and was so careful that the major had but little trouble with bis proof sheets. The pathetic articles were set up in a masterly manner, and withal, the major was delighted with his catch bu, alas su evil day came. The major just before leaving town to attend . farmers convention, wrote pathetic article closing with this fearful phrase, ohEs eEm digsifakt.
 The major had net the time to read the proof, but as he had written 1t plainly he sslt no uneasiness. When he returned there was no one iu the office, Eli having aone to dinner. The major sat down, Dok up copy of hts paper-she entire ddi,ion had been worked of-and begar 10 laugh over humorous article he had dashed off." He read the humorous article to whet his appetite for the pa. ,he.ic piece. "No~," he thought, T will make myself weep" He began to read the pathetic article, and, by a strain gas enabled to shed a tew tears. He had pretty we'll worked himself up when he reached the end. Then, instead of putting the paper aside with sigh. he grasped his red hair and laid hand u of ii On the table. Instead Of efiHSV fEm 4dSgsffass, he saw the words, 70, Tommie, come dig tateg." Tne major loaned at the mouth. He roared in his rage, and while he vas walking up and down, the room with the a~fal tread oi a desperate man, Eli, with his slouch iog gait entered the tiff e. The maior Iu shed at him.
 "What's the matter with you7" Eli asked, as he imped to one side and avoided a coliis,sa.
 "I'll teach you how to dig later 1; l'li show you how to murder . mans soul :"
 He made furious lunge as the print. CT. Eli took up a 6ve.pound mailet and popped" the major on the top of his head. Then the com posisor took of his coat and began quietly to ledge up metallic intelligence When the major regaised consc,ousness, he ra,ssd ap and said
 ~Eii, 1 reckon l must have been a lit- tic rash"
 reckon you was."
 Suppose we cali the thing squars3"
 |" I'm with you"
 I'll stop writing pashos for the presea, and con6ne myself to politics, philoso. phy and humor."
 "Ali right"
 Many years have passed since then. Eli is nos the editsr ofA flo nisLiog daily paper. The leading editorial, which appeared In she last number of the AoHids~ ef Ofisfos. tbe m .jor, in qaot ing " PArmeDas M,x," the Oses, said: " We're needing some money to ~sua this
 maehiBe,
 And farmers will please to remit The last load of wood thss Ioses brought as
 was green,
 And SO knotsy it eouidnt be split"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
pLAMrArIon PHILOSOPHY.

Er hasd-hsassed man sometimes shs1e tears, but i,'s like rsia in miykty csld wedeS it aint nschul
 Tee sorry fur ds 'sDsTssc S==scs- ! woul' ruthsr hsb er good stomach as' hsfssr % hasgry sil ny his dss sss heh ~ bed stomach wid sr fuli smoksp keuee.
 Iss' sstoss ds s.ss ss nss sseps saf ssys, |" hes loua' ous dss Pss 6ssls z sd iss folks ssys dat hs smast as' wAsa hs thosghs dat hs wus smsss, sddw fsals knOwd he vas s fsoi.
 soms folks hasss sT hs e bA6 dat 1e ,sils Isssjs mo dss ds tsush, asp dae is ds wust sostsr iyis', fus ds sosd deal = truth das's b whss ds says, nahss = - os ds past wAas is ss hs.
 deas ksse hsw sssse = naa boo sisg, dosa ksss he~ 6se kef1n. pssgs doas ksss he~ hasai keh ! loon kass hsw tsstAfui = ' st1m 6Ae souf ais' t~ bs stiusd ty = nals ekm he11 ssns.Aas dsss is hie taag1 - e4 mn0s Nf xk s usff ;x Ss
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
LIM rs rslNGS.

A distinguished E lgtish preacher says that the English church b as no such orator as Henry Ward B.echer. Come to think of it, the great Mugwump can talk pretty well. He has habit of saying things. Now there are great many orators in this country, but very few of them can say anything.
 Owing to the great popular demand for hu- nor in this c; uLtry. near'y every editor from Dan to Beersheba has undertaken to evolve from his inner consciousness " something that would pass for witt,cism or joke. ID this, as in ever thi ,g el,s, 1t is only few tha, succeed. Alter an editor h as failed to have his alleged jokes copied by his exchanges. the milk of human kiad ,ess sours in his sys- tenn before he can dispose oi it at a cheese factory, and he proceeds to rail at his more successful neishbors M4vsyseA.
 This is not only true of humor but is true of every other branch of literary work. The unsuccessful have always been the severest critics men who can tear down a palace but who cannot build . shanty. Envy is made up ot falseho cd and dishonesty, and man in whom envy is abnormally developed, is, as a rule, both liar and a thief.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

The Oy<rIss6 AesfAiy for Deeembei is a splendid plumber. Its matter take, saak with the matter of any magaz.ns os the confineut.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

The California Msvsriel. once pub- lished as Stoe1ton, is no~ pabiishsd in San Francisco. It is nov tsics ifs former izs and is is every way improved. TAs propnesoss are Masshaii, Kisse & Csssn. B;il Aszshail is the editor. He is b. coming kness all evss ths cosstsy e . hamoria, asd, judgiss by ths excsiisst matter which 6sds h vsy into ths AsD- sr&kk, tAs mevs to Sas Fsaneiscs vns |wise.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

The Boston Folio, edited by E ah Mar. ble, is nov beaastoliy printed. lt is the best journal of iss class.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
PRINTERS INK.

There is DO paper in America that con. sains % many fine paragraphs as ths Norristown HevGd
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03

gulches With sarher poor success. AT last,
driven BY continual bad luck, | fell int
evil ways and gambled aud drank, ane
many a time nearly starved. Every ness
mining excitement found me ons Of lie
nrst ia camp, bat | had become as diss5-
lute and unprincipAed as the worst aad
would shrink at no crime. Finally eane
the Pixies Peak and other Colorado excite
ment, and / found my way here. For =
time | Was moderately successful
gulch miner, bat the pay streak ran put and
| bitterly realized one day that my stock
of provisions was exhausted. with nothing
u replenish IL While IN this embittered
state Of mind, feeling that luck vas gainst
me, aud IN the most desperate fragre,
stranger came 20 my cabin one day and
sought shelter and lodging. | bold him he
was welcome u the lodging, but that had
nothing TO eat. Not dreaming of the terrible
temptation he was pla ing before me he
nnkpcklsd belt from around his body
and emptied out . considerable store OF
gold coin, saying we could soon remedy
the deficiency. How | gloated over the
wealth he exposed, and the demon possess
ing me, suddenly raised huge club and
felled him 10 the floor A moment after 1
would have given worlds TO undo the cow
ardly crime when | saw his fair golden
hair dabbling In a pool OF blooi on the
floor.
Fearing III at some one would soon come
and discover me quickly rifed his pock-
cts, and noticed a gold chain around his
neck. Pulling this out locket was at
tached 70 the end Of IL, which, as jerked
it out, opened, disclosing the face of my
own mother. At the same moment
glanced at an envelope that was in one
of the pockets and realized the horrible
fact that had slain my own brother, my
baby brother, who, twenty years before,
had put his arms around my neck and
kissed me before left home. At once |
seemed possessed OF all the demons of hell.
Rushing from the house | jumped On my
brothers. horse, started on a mad gallop up
the side of the gulch on to the high ridge
beyond, until reaching the main road. /
never drew rein until reached Denver.
Thence, after a very short stop, took the
trail south, travelling through Colorado,
New and Old Mexico In various ways, but
going always ever haunted by the memory
of the horrible crime Thus have trav-
eled with no peace save that of the
damned, seeking danger in every form,
but always coming out unscathed until,
wearied out by my life of horror, trying in
vain to escape the awful images continu
ally conjured before me by my excited
brain by an infuance for which l could
not account, l found my self at the end
of year at the scene of my great crime.
With the brand Of Cain on my brow, l
suffered untold agonies and resolved to end
it ALL"
Inclosed In this strange communication
was the address OF his parents, with re-
quest that the finder Of his body should
communicate the fate Of the brothers TO
their parents.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03
IN THE SAME OLD RUT.
An Incident illustrating the Fact that II
Is Not Easy to Learn Old Horses New
Tricks.

Is Not Easy to Learn Old Horses New
Tricks.
Philadelphia Times.l
"Know that old team of bays was tellin'
about the other day." SAID Joe Troy, the
car driver, last evening. "Well, when
got to the depot on my last trip that night
| found fine old bobbery kiclSin' up. 1t
pears my cousin ID got to think such a lot
% them horses arter he got 'em to work
with the bicycle bell be thought he'd drive
'em to town. He hitched 'em TO the old
market wagon an him and little Joe comes
Iottin' along as nice as ridin' in steam
car. They was jes' leetle bit nasty when
they passed the Kensington depot, but lit.
tie Joe be pulled the bell and away they
goes aga n, thinkin' it w as the old car they
was a-pullin'. They KEEP right in the
track, slowed mp at corners and waits at
Reading Railroad crossin on Berks street
q long time. Even the bell wouldn't start
'em. At last Alick says to little Joe:
"'Get of an run In front 3 if you was
the CONDUCTOR
$50 little Joe runs In front an hollers
Come on" Then Alick rings the bell an
of they goes again. M cousin wanted
to 60 down Fifth street. hut do YOU s'pose
them old bays d 20, No. SIR Nothing
d suit them hut they must keep the track
till they come - sixth an then they turns
an goes down as material as can he
Then they seem TO have Thought there was
some kind Of toolin' goin' on behind 'em
that the7 did;i't understand. So they took
the bits N their teeth. so to speak, and
wouldn't stop till they got to the depot at
Southwark. Then they Stopped and whin-
MED for water Th- >talleman knew 'em
an be guessed what the matter. an
gave 'em drink Then thry started off
round the depot AN out the other side, an
mp Fifth, and never stopped till they got to
Kensington again.
when got there they had kicked the
old wagon all 20 bits an were maxim for
their own old stall in the stable. Alick
declares that he'll sell EN- or butcher 'em
for dogs meat"
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03
WHOOPING COUGH
GAM BE CURED!

has Honyha IL
DahyTsm
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03
}. W. EDDY.
0rand Hasen, April g 1884.
You're truly JACOB DkSI'El4IiEh

We have used your Magic Oh for several ye4rx
aud would not Ike e. IL vitfouf II A. II is xI.d
family medicine viz. Bnrns bruises Sore
Throat, Colds etc. hence truly recommend il "A
the public kkN. h NANDkhN klES
Patterson n. J.. Feb. II 1854
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03
NAT piDGlN'S PHILOSOPHY.
An Old Dsrky Tells Why There IL To Be
An Open winter.


tCinoinnsu Enauirerl
Old Nat Pidgin Is good -natrred darkv
who lives on n little farm few miles north
of the city. Old Nat was loafine around
the horse market the other dav with his
bands rammed down In his hreeches pock-
cts and a broad grin sufrusing itself over
his face. A rather frigid +" nOr'wester"
was blowing. and az an Enquirer reporter
but'oned his overcost closer around him he
remarked, With a half.smothered shiver:
It's getting cold. Mr.. Pidgin."
Yes. sab, boss It arm a blowins M a
bic shsky. But it's a gcin' 20 be an open
winter. boss. suah.-
Whv an open winter. Nsts'
Ksse dere's good many signs, boss. |.
good many signs. II alters peers ter me
dat ia wuz dervine imposition Of Provi-
dence bout open ~intshs an cole wintahs
Now, when dar's gsiae fur 70 - b
freezin' an stress. an cherry thing like Ia.
Wv. dsr's siIsr foes of outs - de squirrels
an de rats kin lay 'usv p'visions fur he
~inssh. Wow. us season thar's no nuts
pester sroun' AIN dout tote nothin tai
psy donT peer b se-r
Ar- tssrs any ethe- signs - an oV~n
wlnter7"
ssrtin Sr~. onten a.r oa unv fa~r,-
least~sys rot nv farm but = fa-r, ,~l.at |
rent- een isrs geine fsr - - spen ~
~edash dare sIl~~s snrs - - icss a kassin>
- ss cc~v- Die season o3 Il great biz
vesks II 1s'n fsr's NJ hss lsss - Rsssin.
cciv s~e istl- shfa haskfns Dssssx~. A.
sr'a sis's e~Ese ~ ss>d s~ thsek Ausk
- - Dropa 'en em ds ~sS6aks
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03

A ttoO HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE HOUSE
~ new and contains fve rooms. two block
from the street cars. L. b. Proyin room q
Lovett's block opposite Sweet's Hotel
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03

COR SALE AT A BARGAIN OR Exc HANGE
for Mdse-One good second hand piano and
one Hall type writer Gail al IA North Division
street.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03

The
Cough remedies that this remedies
REMEMBER THE PLACE WHERE THESE REMEDIES ARE &c
SALE 80 MONROE the Morton House by Druggists
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03
FOR SALE.

CQh SAII-Or exchange for property in thi
I city. one house and lot and d bo0se barn an
Elk acres improved land in the city of Cadillac
Apply 10 DIR. l. n. Coleman. Porter block
febSml.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03

81 fes7 mas Gore or
the People.
We have assd VANS Magic OH for internal ana
eeterns applications IN cssee az Colds Coilc ostA
burns Bruises. ste. and Ind none better. It u
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reeonInead 4 u Iaressts-
hasksson- sept ~ lssz
have used Van Magic on TOR Nsarslsis. and
N hz.s proved 10 be satisfactory. ii has cased
entirely; also our next door neigAbn ~ss
cured bS n Joahans kief1, by Internal nee fQ9
Stre Throat. combined with severe C<'0th and
hoarseness; also man b. the name of slofie
XIV lntons cured 10 il II a sery severe Lame
Magic OH.
6rand Hasen- April g 1874.
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Patterson, n. J.. feb. II. 1884.
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anu consulted III TIE child would ff hllke IA tie
evening they were Ia open the child's throat and
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consented. Finally our neighbor, Nm. ,. Wander
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Magic O9l and when the doctor came IN the esrDr
ing he wanted la know what had given
child. ~ IL breathed s0 much essleF / told hln
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MRS. A. ID. PAIN.
Vans Magic Oh Hing Of Pain is mknufne-
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Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03

DARIlES CONTEMPLATING TRIP TO
Europe, or sending for friends there will
ind II 10 their interest TO call on the undersigned
Agent OF White Star and Dominion Line of ocean
steamers for tickets 4. w. Tower. room 10,
Houseman block.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03
FOR RENT.

-
cletern, No. - Caledonia street; t12 per month.
Inquire of Tuttle Bros. over Arcade. q
TO RENT-vERY PLEASANT ROOMS. FUR
] nished or unfurnishad Rent cheap to the
right party. 2Ol Mt. Vernon street
EOR RENT-A LARGE ROOM to rent over
Harris job Office in Arcade. Inquire Of II.
o. Carr Democrat Office
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-02-03
PREVAILING DISEASES.

this hee desire rbcDHer oHea
to su unvntda
family img esnns He has saraay4o
livery ds
w hby known ii anuHs
f T bef
Family
invented aremedyo cure
cues
tn p~p
Caution my friends careful whom they purchase Remedies for there Comsh Circulation
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LITTLE LIST.

poyqJI~ IscorioJLy in Adrance.
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The Degrees in Celebration.
New York Sun.l


Our highly esteemed contemporary with
that enlightened curiosity which is the
mark of very large and expansive mind,
asks us TO explain the peculiaritieS of q
bay steers kick Is there anything that
dltterentiates the kick of a bay steer from
That Of a steer Of any other color, and if
So what?
In celebration are three degrees: To
KICK, to kick like a steer, to kick like a
Day steer The positive degree of calci-
ration is indefinitely and generally ex-
pressed by the first a higher, more forci-
he, and in every way more impressive
Va, variety Of celebration is expressed in
The descriptive smile, "to kick like
a steer. For the steer is, or at
NaSt was, before the mule had
come INTO general culture, q symbol of
striking and impetuous celebration. Any
S Stter Kicks refractorily, but the bay steer
NLcAS with heartiness, an intensity of
propulsion, putting of his whole soul
rlIo nus hoofs, that distinguishes him from
non.bay steers.
II II be asked why the bay steer has
S,hls , ABOVE those of its fellows, the answer
nus. must De that it is its nature. Perhaps its
en- eniPeralnent IS more chOleric, perhaps its
'euper IS subtly influenced by its coloring
matter MA lis held that red haired persons
J'e mercer more choleric, and more sud
~ ~ l! quarrel than the flaXen haired OF
i 1f ~ PINK haired, and perhaps the bay steer
'Ne victim or beneficiary of its color.
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The Garden of the Ancient World.
british Review (Translated)I

British REVIEW iiTanSldlcuJl
The Babylonia of the present day re-
sembIes a desert, out of which arise
mounds and ruins, solitary and grave;
nearly all the canals are chOke0 with
cand the shepherds wandering alone, with
their ocks nibbling the spare grass, are
almost the only human dweners over the
tbe whole plateau How different was it
in the oIden times. Between b.
It. 1000 and 800 Eabylonla was
the garden of the ancient world:
The land, surrounded like an island
by two of the finest streams in the
world the Euphrates and Tigris-the
rivers of Paradise-is truly the gift of
both They flowed with swift current
from the Armenian highlands into the sea
now known as the Persian gulf.
In the course Of centuries large masses
Of loan were rolled down and heaped at
their original mouths, and this is what
we now called Babylonia. 1t was on this
soaked fat aud fertile soil that the oldest
authentic civilization, not of Asia merely,
but Of the world, developed itself. The
melting of the Armenian SHOWS caused
foundations which had to be checked by
damming the rivers with bikes and walls.
Canals served for navigation and also led
of the superiuous waters to parts unaf-
fected by the overflow, and developed to
such a degree their fertility that wheat
and barley often gave the laborer 200 or
800 fold. Near Bagdad the two rivers are
50 near that only six hours are required to
pass from one to the other.
On this tongue Of land, which was once
a fourth narrower for the Euphrates has
since removed its bed further westward),
the great canal system commenced, and
by means Of still smaller arteries the life
giving waters were distributed to nearly
every tree. The district between Bagdad
and Hills "a three days ride was formerly
strewed with heaps of towns and villages.
10 lis south in the very heart of the land,
lay Babylon, the gate of God.
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NOTICE.

T1ROM IST OF JULY CHUNG CHAN CEASES
Il to be partner in the firm of Tai Chong d
Co C. Akiona & Chung Wal will carry the
business under same firm name, and c. Akiona
will settle all debts due by Chung Chan.
310jy16
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The lIikadO. "

The lnkado.'l
4 if seems to be essential that a victim
- should be found, ,o,;.4
M .ociel offenders who might well be under
Who never would be missed-who
never would be missed.
.rbera's the pestilentiaI nuisances, who write
II na0ple who have fla bby hands and irri-
III children VINO are up in dates and floor
you with ,em flat
Al persons who in shaking hands shake
hands with you like that
and ali third persons, who on spelling tete-
a-tete5 insist
rbevi none of EN- be miSsed-they'd none
of EN- be missed.