San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-12-10
For the FREE PREss.
Advice TO Young Women.

Suggested by "Advice to young Men"
In the FREE PBEss OF October 10Th.
Young woman don't stop to saliloquize IN
this style, ITO marry, or not 10 marry, whe-
Their it is better to endure the tauhts and
self sacrifice pretaining to old nlaidism ;or to
take n husband, throw all responsibilities o II
his shoulders, aud go through life on flowery
beds of ease"
Recollect that bit of sentimentalism about
man being the strong oak and woman the
tender clinging vine, conclude You had rs
we'll shirk lifes duties as others, aud don't
hesitate longer, but get married, (provided
you have the chance.)
Get married, and for whole month you
will be the envy of your unmarried female
friends; can run round, exhibit your hnery
and bs called darling duck"
Don't fcar il will last long enough to be-
come monotonous, married life consists OF
changes, and your first will be your setting
'up till the "wee sma" hours waiting for
your better half to come from the ''lodge."
About the time you grow desperate and feel
that something awful has happened him.
ha comes in and you see something mas
happened he has q violent vertigo, then
you rush rounl to get mustard, castor oil
and so on, all of which he declines. saying.
II nm suLis,t to thege qpslIs." (Which you
had out ufterward is so
Next morning You can make the fires and
A. l,&k Ia yviN
nouse failure then You can prepare 10
listen to u catalogue of your motner-lh'ln~s
wonderful requirements in the culinary
department, You will soon get usel to that
SORT Of thin, for probably it will be repeat
ed three huldrei aud sixty five tmes
yearly.
Get married, and you will find that asking
for money invariably creates domestic
storm. Your maternal relative loves thrift
aud economy will be largely quoted. Now
I ,ere will be no use in wondering how it is,
that your better half always has money to
defray the expenses of his wine suppers,
theatre going and SO on, for that Is one OF
the uusolvahle problems.
Some of the ancients hal ono thorn IN the
fesh modern masculines seem to have sew
eral. One of the most distressing is the nb-
sence of buttons; let one be missing and
your liege lord will take all manner OF attl-
tldes, become ora:oricaI, exhaust himself
ID with pathetic air sink into seat, you
will invariably be reminded OF "pauehceon
IL monument"
y Get married. and YOU will find you cannot
perform the manual Ebor of five women
mud have time for mental culture. Ii your
husband calls Won an idiot Ind euloBMes the
i.,Iellectual acuuirements of other women,
ypu can Just attI ibrte il TO masculine eccen-
tri,ity. Ell
Get married, and you will find all the illus
Lraiions In PERIODICAL relative 10 pater-
c,milias f,ourisling round cold nights clad i'll
robe de hight giving the babe paregoric, are
I,Auds; you will do the tlourishing and para
yoric giving 700, while your liego icrd lies IN
The bed and Crevls about the everlasting
racket"
You will ind canjugil happiness depends
n good deal on the amount OF coddllnB, the
most essential part being the preparation OF
various it'd bitsto tenpt his pamPeted palate
Won give your better half, II he has an I'M
pleasant sensation across his brow or mash
ed finger Some say mans soul Is located IN
The region OF the Ipocket OooA- inS'O IN
doubt in our mind il his stomach does not
have the best claim to its location,
Possibly you might marry man that adj
Yocates "female suffrage" and II your or,
can Of sublinity is aot deficient you could
not fail to appreciate the stuPendous PRIV
hQs he would he willing 10 allow you, name
" 10 help veto him into Office; Of course
YOU vouIA rot lie IDIOT enough 70 expect
sny other political privilege. for hasn't the
n.ascuiine edict goEe forth, Thus far shalt
woman 20 and no ft1Tthers"
3e, married, but Be deliberate, don't gel
20 much exercised over being admitted into
the paradise Of ooDjugsl happiness as 10
make unrnAidsoly advances. let the matter
Be done up IN orthodox style, wait uii
'sBsrkis j. uillsn-"
Get n1arTied, youne woman, and II you
a. rox be ONE an imbecile OF dierremature-
Is tom over vSrk, you can look haek over
ilfeaa bsEIldsEiEg tax and 80 the may
airastazes y ~ have hGi over yoa- single
sister uho H. tsd % sake oAre Of her SCI
asi i've 'j0ns lorn oman" While yCl
have nj OILY had ST bat many o;hs5s .
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