The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-05-21
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esssAs hssrdisg kopss don not know Ga
slink eide kis bread ia tpiiered
"A wms<rs editor psbIishss 40 srsieis
s1sstisd ..iIov ~ breathe. II he 10 iiks
The nsjofisy a. bis ses. ts scores
-"Tbsss are pcsms upuriitsn AID
sssss ussang Yes" nys ~ cdiier,
III 10 Ibis that rsooncilss rs 10 life
WY 10 there noihsng iiie lssiherl
because Il Is sbs sole support u man.
What 10 "a srisiisg" ssks Sundsy
sehsol teacher u Lsf eiaaa. The villa o!
80 apostle. replied shs young hcpeiaI.
The motto 81 a. Aadabon county 10 }
lSenssaes il. Year Col. tell the Truth. and
nske money. The process Is secret
"A Troy lawyer il not gong 10 Europe
this season because rich client has juss
disd aid be- fears The helm will get the
property.
They ere soiss dosn 70 disnsr Hs--
Mag III ou Jour right hsnds" She
oh. yoa bad better iaksa chair" He
tskss eos.
wheD notorious pspslsr committed
suicide by hanging binsslf. one Of bis
irisads rsmsrtsd thst be bad perpstrated
bis last choks
The ~isdom Of tree planting In Kan
sss u dearly Demonstrated, nov that the
Kssssns hsvsto climb 70 get ont Of the way
Of their floods.
-~'Yes." said Jones. "sheu my vile
sets mad she reminds one Of vessel I'M
dsrwsigh." How sof' inquired Smith.
Because shes got her ranchor up"
jackson Centrsl" sang out the brake.
man on The New Castle train yesterday.
.Csn Jon inform me where jackson sen,
her Tor inquired commercial tourist
"A gypsy marriage consists Of the
bride snd groom stepping over broom.
stick. Ia Christian marriages the broom
stick usually comes into play after mar
riags
The rapidity with which raw material
is converted into marketable goods is
shown by the fact that new maple sugar
10 ON sale two weeks before the sap begins
TO run.
How long does this train stop FOR
refrssLmentsg" asked = traveller as he en-
tered railway restaurant in Georgia. 1T
depen'son hov hungry de conduciah am. -
said the waiter.
--One Of the regular duties OF the vice.
roy Of ireland is IL kiss all the young
ladies who are presented at his receptions.
Once holding looks easy, but |, is hard
work sometinas.
"A ~emap rarely begins to question
her husband sanity until she catches him
trying 10 persuade her that she looks so
we'll IN her old bonnet that she could not
bs improved by new one
Whats the natter called mother.
turning to her little boy, who "set mp
howl II want something "Whst do
Jon wantir '.l'vs forgot what il is an
that's what makes me cry
An Illinois minister refers 10 roller
skating ~ going 70 hell on wheels.
Parties who have made their drst attempts
10 skate IN q poorly ventilated rink can
appreciate this description.
An English traveller 10 looking over
some American town names came across
the well known ones u PAwtncket. She
tuctot and Nau.nckeL "Hawl hswi. he
exclaimed. Elm blessed II the whole fam
lily didst take III"
-Dumley complained 81 the supper ta
bio Of no, feeling Just right. perhaps,
v.n.ured tue lsndIady. your dinner didn't
sst veil" NO. be said. III can't be
that That chicken We had vas fowl OF
loo much experience not 10 set we'll
"a scientist says that the way to
sleeps TO think OF nothing" read Mrs.
Smith 10 newspaper III that b. true
! shoald ~ that you would sleep oil the
time, NJ dear. said her husband. mo
dosbt NJ. saith. for think great deal
81 you."
AT 40 ofieisl reception in Washington
"a old captains vile Was heard to ssy to
pretty young lady standing near See.
Edith Look st that young man with the
eyselsssss; aud inst think. be can send
your uaeIs Frank to the uttsrmos. parts
Of tho earth"
The though, reader placed his hand
on the man's bead. Withdrew il and struck
him fearful blow on the nose When
the man got out from under the chair and
ssked the resdcr What be bit him for, he
replied. Just ~ placed my hand on
your bead you thought vas fool. and
don't ALLOW any man 10 think that"
The proprietor Of msnsgerie relates
that one Of his lions opcs had . thorn tax.
"a oui Of bis paw by French major in
Algeria The lion sfterward ran over the
list of officers belonging TO tie regiment
81 bic bsneisctor, and. ont Of gratitude.
dsvcursd both colonel and lieutensnscol-
ossl, vbcss places we're then Allied BY the
good msior
"A prominent member Of : church cot
. thousand miles from Rutland vas talk
Ing With bic pasteri 10 other day about An
excellent but scmsuhal aggressive lady Of
tbe parish. Alter dsscanling II lsusth on
her virtues bc concluded BY saying: In
fact she may bs called The salt Of the EARTH
"Yss, responded ths clergy man qaickly.
''ssd the pepper. 700, !"
"A Frsneh lady il showing visitor
ihs family portraits 10 picture gallery.