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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12
"Some of these country landlord:

Some of these country landlords
make me tired" said a drummer.
They don't know how to keep hotel,
but they think they do, and the way
some of them buster about and make
themselves think they are playing
thunder is quite laughable. One day
last week was in a hotel at Peoria
eating dinner. l bad just tackled a
piece OF apple pie, using my fork, of
course, when the landlord happened
10 come in. Imagine my surprise
upon hearing him growl out to the
waiter; why in the devil don't you
give the gentleman knife? You
don't expect man to eat pie with u
fork, do you?"-t thicaqo Herald.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12

The earth has nearly 100000 600 of
square miles of land surface, and 49,
O6O, OOO OF these miles are we'll adapted
for settled populations. To people
6,0O0,0 of square miles as densely
as Belgium is peoplcd would give the
earth a population OF 6.400, ,o00, 900, or
over four times its present population.
The United States and territories If as
densey peopled as Saxony would have
population equal to the present popu-
iatjoa of the world.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12
Rucklin's Arnica Salye.

The BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum.
Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions.
aud positively cures Piless, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give per-
feet satisfaction of money refunded.
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by II.
IIinrichs.
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TT is dangerous to tamper with irr

IT is dangerous to tamper with irri-
tating liquids aud exciting snuffs. Use
Ely's Cream Balm, which is safe and
pleasant, and is easily applied. 1t cures
The worst cases OF catarrh, cold in the
head and hay fever, giving relief from
the first application. Price SOC.
From Col &. H. Mackey, 32d Iowa,
Infantry: I have how been using Ely's
Cream Balm for three months, and am
experiencing no trouble from catarrt
whatever. | have been a sufferer fol
twenty years. &C. H. Mackey, Sigourney
Iowa.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12

f. G. Buerstatte and 81. Hinrichs wish
it known that they guarantee Acker's Dys-
pepsia Tablets to be the best remedy for
indigestion ever made; they always re-
lieve headache.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12
Z. K. PAINE NJ ID

HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN, SURGEON
N and Accoucheur, late resident Physician at
rne Hahnemann Hospital, Chicago, has perman-
entity located at Hanitowoc Office, on Buffalo
streets, west OF Rands store.
oPrIcE Houas: ; to A M,
offi"H to and to p. NJ
Diseases of The eve and ear treated.
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WILLIAMS HOUSE.

D JOHNSTON, PROPRIETOR, Corner OF
-A. Eighth and Franklin streets, Manitowoc
4 frst-clas, American Hotel, centrally located,
offers every inducement to the travelling public.
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CHAS. II. SEEGER.

nENTIST. OFFICE UPSTAIRS IN ANDER-
IL sons Block, Corner South Eighth and Quay
Streets, Manitowoc, Wis. Prompt attention will
be given to all work entrusted TO me. apr27-8l
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OILS

Buy your machine oil of the Wagner
IIafdwar Co., they sell the best oils,
sach as Lard and Eldorado oils, very
cheap.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12

HORSE-OWNERS ATTENTION.
Sore neck and breast on horses are
healed the quickest by "Hinrichs Equine
Healing Lotion" Sold by II. Hinrichs,
druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12

The timber work of the domes of
the Churca of St. Mark. at Venice, is
more than $40 years old, nd is still IN
q good state.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12

Jean Ipgolow in one of her charm
ing stories tells us that the Owls call
is but two notes oi music tied together
with moan.
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s. SANDERSON.

NANSFACTURERAN DEALERIN BOOTS
I1 Shoes, Leath t.r, &C, &C. Shop on Buffalo
Street near the coluer of Eighth. Repairing
neatly and promptly executed.
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NJ. KETTENHOFFEN.

1V Ninth streets, Mantowoc. Travellers will
here find the beat Accommodations, Sample rooms
sttached
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BARRIER SHOP.

HtARL PANGBURN'S Basbershop in Barnes
Ob!ock on North Eighth street. Work done in
good taste. Particular attention paid To LadIe !
and Children's hair cutting and shampooing. BY
all means call and see Carl.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-11-12
Many a Lady

is beautiful, all but her skin;
and nobody has ever told
her how easy it is to put
beauty on the skin. Beauty
on the skin is Magnolia
Balm.
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TERMS. TWO DOLLARS PER YEAR.
DIR. WATROUS.

nENTIST, Torrison's Block. Vitalized ar
~ given for the painless extraction of teeth
All work done in the very best manner and guar
anteed ONCE hours: to u A. M, and to r
NJ Evenings. TO 8. Sundays, to 10 A. H. and
3to4P. NJ. German spoken. 3Uulys4
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FORREST & RLESCH

/. TTORNEYS & COUNSELLORS AT LAW.
"A Office in Carus' Block, first fsor, in door
.eading to County Judges Office, South Eighth
Street Manitcwoc, Wiz. Collections promptly
attended to. Jul20
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VIM. RAHR'S SONS.

A TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
IA once, in Tornsons Brick Block, Eighth
street. Manttovoc, Wisconsin.
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F. S. JUHMaNN M n

DREWER AND MALSTER, CORNER SIXTH
ID and Washington streets, South side The
highest cash price paid for Barley.
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G. G.. SEDGWICK

A TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW,
IA Office in Torrison's brick block, north end
Sth stree, bridge, Manitowoc, Wisconsin. Collec-
tions promptly attended to.
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PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. OFFICE AT
Il Residence of DR.. f. Simon, Hancock street
near the court house, Manitowoc, Wis del5
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Ii. 6. & w. J. TURNER,
j. D. MARKHAM,

4 TTORNEYS AT LAW, OFFICE ON 8TH
II Street, South side, ever K9hlers store Man
towoc, Wisconsin.
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N SH & NASH

c. EsTABRooE. WA. WkLkgk
ESTABROOK & WALKER,
A TTORNEYS AT LAW. Office corner Eighth
IA and Franklin streets, in Woods Block over
Wagner's store South Side. Manitowoc, Wis.
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I'VE do hereby certify that we supervise the ar
Drawings of The Louisiana State Lottery Com
pany, and in person manage and control the Draw
ings themselves, and that the same are conducted
with honesty, fairness, and in good faith toward
all parties, and we authorize the Company to use
this certificate with fac SMILES of our signatures
attached, in its advertisements.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1885-12-04
For Want of q Latch.

An old step ladder lesson, setting forth the
sad import of little neglects is worth thous-
and repetitions
For want of q nail the shoe was lost;
For want of shoe the horse was lost;
For want of horse the rider was lost
And all for the want of horse shoe nail"
This is said to be originally taken from
whose horse fell lame on a retreat and delay
ed him until the enemy overlook and killed
him.
Another actual case, embodyng the same
lesson against the lazy and shiflless habit of
letting things co." is related by the French
political economist M. Say
Once, at a farm in the country, there was
u gate, enclosing the cattle and poultry,
which was constantly swinging open for
want of proper latch. The expenditure of
penny or two, and a few minutes time
would have made all right. 1t was on the
swing every time person went out, and not
being in state to shut readily many of the
poultry were from time TO time lost.
One day, fine young poIker made his es-
cape, and the whole family, with the gardener
cook and milkmaid, turned out in quest of
the fugitive. The gardener was the first to
discover the pig, and in leaping a ditch to cut
of his escape, he got sprain that laid him
up for fortnight.
The cook, on returning to the farmhouse
found the linen burned that she had hung up
before the fire to dry and tile milkmaid hay
ing forgotten, in her haste, to tie up the cat
tie in the cow.house, found that one of the
loose cows had broken the leg of a colt, that
happened to be kept in the same she'd
The linen burned and the gardeners work
lost were worth full hundred francs, and
the colt was worth nearly double that money,
so that here was loss in a few minutes of a
large sum, purely for want of little latch
which might have been supplied for few
half pence Youths Companion.
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VARIETIES.

Never does man believe so strongly in
the attraction of gravitation as when he sits
down in chair and finds it gone.
Habit is chain, soft and pliabe enough
once, to be broken by a chld's blow; but
now strong enough TO defy the strength of
giants.
Take our advice, young men, and secure
good, useful and instructive reading matter,
and spend several hours at home improving
your mind. You will never regret it,
-"Are you sure you are converted ?" ask
ed Mr.. Spurgeon of devout housemaid
Deed sir, think that am, for | sweep
under the beds and in the dark corners"
English physicians have expressed the
opinion that the use of dynamite tends to
produce apoplexy, several miners having
fallen victims to the malady in one district.
When an old friend said to DR.. Mullen.
burg, I'VE are both on the wrong side of
seventy" the doctor replied: "The wrong
side? Surely the right side, for it is the side
nearest heaven"
The frosty nights have come-the long
est of the year-when blankets are luxury,
and getting out of bed into cold room In
the morning terrible bore. This is not al.
together poetical, but it's true.
My friend, do you see that man over
there? Well, he s the greatest liar in this
section, but he always has to keep his word"
How is that managed ?" "Why, you see
not soul in all this region will take it."
"A lady was once lamenting the ill.luck
which attended her affairs, when a friend,
wishing to console her, babe her "look upon
the bright side" ooh |" she sighed, "there
seems to be no bright side" "Then polish up
the dark one" was the quick reply.
"A Scotch nurse was out with baby in
the masters garden, and the gardener nquir-
"IGl n lodi in 0tl
said the maid. "Weel," said he, "I'm glad of
that, for there's over mony women In the
world" "Hech, mon," says Jess, ibid we no
ken there's ay mast sown o. the best crap ?"
Mrs. de Boggs-"Did you take Johnny to
school, jeremiah 7" Mr.. de Boggs-"I did. An
excellent school it is, Matilda The scholars
are models OF department, the curriculum is
hrst-class, and the professor man of ability.
AT least that is the way estruck me-" johnny
with groan)-"You ought to have STAYED
about an hour and seen how he struck me-"
"A French gamekeeper lately stopped
sportsman in the envirous OF Nantes. The
latter was about to enter small wood, when
the keeper came up and said, "Monsieur, you
cannot shoot there; this wood is reserved"
"Oh, it is all right" returned the sportsman.
VI have the proprietor's verbal permission to
shoot here" On which the local custodian
replied, "Then must trouble you to show
it, please"
"A newly married lady who recently
graduated from Vassar College, is not very
well posted about household matters. She
said to her grocer not long since:
u bought three or four hams here couple
OF months ago, and they were very fine
Have you got any more like them P"
Grocer: "Yes, ma'am, there are ten of
those hams hanging up there"
Are you sure that they are all off the same
pig?"
Yes, ma'am"
"Then I'll take three ofthem."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1885-12-04
The Original Bloody Shirt.

A number of correspondents have written
to number of newspapers lately nquiring
about the origin of the phrase, bloody
shirt" so often used in the political discus
sions of the present day. We know of no
better explanation than that given by Roscoe
Conkling, in speech made in New York,
September 18th, 1880. Referring to the
bloody shirt" he said at is relief to re-
member that this phrase, with the thing it
means, is no invention of our politics. 1t
dates back to Scotland three centuries ago.
After massacre in Glenfrun, not so savage
as have stained our annals, 220 widows rode
on white pafreys to Stirling Tower, bearing
each on spear her husbands bloody shirt.
The appeal walked Scotland's slumbering
sword, and outlawry and the block made the
name of Glenfruin terrible to victorious Clan
Alpine, even to the third and fourth genera
tions."
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1885-12-04
Very Good is Silence.

1t is not everybody to be sure that knows
it, but there is a time to be silent One time
is when we have nothing to say; another
when we do harm by talking; another when
we are out of Sorts having no pleasant, but
ugly words to say. We get wise examples in
the silence of Christ before Herod and after
wards before PLATE. He had said all that
was necessary, and more words would be
wasted; so spoke nothing Nor is it neces-
sary to tell all we know or think. We might
fancy an otherwise excellent lady is of the
homely type. Very rude to tell her so. We
may come to the conclusion our friend is
not as wise as Solomon; bnt why tell him
Happy the man who knows when to speak
and when to be silent even from good words.
There is such thing as casting pearls before
swine, or giving what is holy to the dogs;
against which our Lord warns. We may err
from not speaking boldly; we err oftener by
speaking when we should be silent.-iSouI.
erR ChllTch7nan.
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Health Hints.

Raw oysters are highly recommended as a
cure for hoarseness.
1t is now given out that too much coffee
dries up the liver.
To cure and heal a running sore apply
alum water twice day.
great English authority on dyspepsia
speaks strongly in favor of milk buildings
and stewed fruits for the dyspeptic the bill
ious and the equity.
For corns take piece of fresh beef soak
in vinegar twenty.four hours, shave it in
very thin slices and bind upon the corn, re-
newing the application for four days.
There is nothing better for cut than DOW
dered rosin. Pound it until fine, and put il
in an empty, clean pepperbox with pcrforat-
ed top, then you can easily sift it out on the
cut; put soft cloth around the injured mem
Der, and wet it with cold water once in n
while. 1t will prevent inflammation and
soreness.
No plant or animal can digest in the dark
Try it. Plant potato in your cellar. See
how slender and pale it grows. Now open a
window in another part of the cellar and no.
tice how the poor hungry thing will stretch
that way. The process of digestion, the
great function of assimilation, cannot 20 on
without sunshine.
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Pnetiral.
POSSESSION.


1t was our wedding day
A month ago, dear heart, hear you say.
II months, or years. or ages since have passed
| know not; have ceased to question time;
L only know that once there pealed chime
OF joyous bells, and then / held you fast,
And all stood back and none my right denied,
And forth we walked, the world was free and
wide
Before u.s. Since that day
count my life; the past is washed away.
1t was no dream, that vow;
1t was voice that woke me from dream,
happy dream, think; but am waking now
And drink the splendor of a sun supreme
That turns the mist of former tears to gold.
Within these arms hold
me Meeting promise, chased so long in vain.
All, weary bird thou canst not fly again,
Thy wings are clipped, thou caust no more de-
part,
Thy nest is builded in my heart
l was the crescent; thou
The silver phantom of the perfect sphere
Held in its bosom ; in one glory now
our lives unit ted shine, and many year,
Not the sweet morn of bridal only-We
One lustre even at the full shall be;
One pure and rounded light, one planet whole;
One life developed, one completed soul;
For in thee, and thou in me,
Unite our cloven halves of destiny.
God knew His chosen time;
lie babe me slowly ripen to my prime
And from my boughs withheld the promised
fruit,
Till storm and sun gave vigor to the root
Secure, o love! secure
Thy blessing is; have thee day and night,
Thou art my blood, my life my light,
God mercy thou and therefore shalt endure.
-Bdyar0 Taylor.
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The Egis & Intelligencer
rs PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY BY
# w B A K H r.

Terms-sI.so year, IN Advance
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"A Considerate Lad.-Liltle Charley
Papa, will you buy me drump"
Fond Father-"Ah, but, my boy, you will
disturb me very much, if | do"
Charley-"Oh, no, papa, won't drum ex.
cept when you're asleep"
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EB Goods carefully packed and delivered free
of charge at any of the Railroad Depots or Steam
boats. Being only one square from the Union
and Central r. II. Depots, persons shopping will
find II convenient to have their packages sent to
our care. ju18
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1885-12-04
A Joke Spoiled.

A humorously inclined individual was
once seated opposite well known senator
at a dinner at Washington. This senator
was very bald; and tie light shining on the
breadth of scalp, attracted the joker's atten-
ton Can you tell me" he asked his neigh.
Dor, "why the senator's head is like Alaskan
"l'm sure / don't know" Because it's a
great white bear place" The neighbor was
immensely tickled, and be hailed the senator
across the table: Say, Senator, our friend
here just got off smart thing about you"
"What is it ?" DO you know why your
head is like Alaska? ?" No" Because it's
a great place for white bears"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1885-12-04
Make Somebody Happy Every Day.

When you rise in the morning form res
olution to make the day happy one to fel-
low creature. 1t is easily done; left-off gar
ment to the man who needs it, kind word
to the sorrowful, an encouraging word to the
striving, trivial in themselves, as light as air,
will do at least for the twenty four hours
And if you are young, depend upon it, it will
tell when you are old; and if you are old,
rest assured it will send you gently and hap
PLY down the stream of time to eternity. BY
the most simple arithmetical sum- look at
the result. If you send one person away
happy through the day, that is 1866 in the
course of the year. And suppose you live 40
years only after you have commenced that
course of medicine, you have made $4,000
persons happy at all events for Time.
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TRANSIENT ADvERTIsEMENTs.--O Square,
insertion or less l50. Each INSTRUMENTATION
20 cents Longer advertisements in the same pro
portion. Aspace equal to six lines makesasqua %
Figure-work double price.
Obituaries and Personal Communications will
be inserted at ten cents per line.
Yearly advertisements at special rates.
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THE NEW VERSION" APPLIED-Perhaps
the revision Of the Bible was unnecessary,
after all. The historian is impelled to this
reflection by sage remark which was utter
ed in his hearing In steert car the other day.
On the opposite side of the car were two
women, who were talking rather loudly
Said one:
did you know Sarah had had another lot
ofmoney left her by her cousins willp"
Law ME !" exclaimed the other, 'the Bible
never said truer word than "ihem that has,
gitsr'
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SPECIAI.

- desire to notify Canned Goods Packers that
am prepared to secure Cans Cases, &C., at lowest
figures and inside of Association Prices, and also
solicit orders or ConsiRnments of Canned Goods,
Seeds &C.: to be placed to best advantage and In
giving customers benefit of my special advantages
Address Louis GIEsE, 81 Chamber of Commerce,
Baltimore, Md
EB-Take Elevator nearest Second st. Send
for Tally quotations for grain, &c. 3aply
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I7S. NORTH GAY STREET. I78.
Samuel s. E1y's
BOOTS ! BOOTS! BOOTS!

Closing out our Winter Stock at greatly re-
duced prices. Now is the time to buy.
LADIES' BOOTS AND SHOES at all prices.
Heavy Boots reduced to $500; Mems Fine Calf
Boots reduced to 50 80; my own make of Gents
Shoes and Caters reduced to SO 3d. Every pair
Warranted. A new pargven for every pair that
does not turn out as represented at
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-05-13
"Olivette" at the Grand Last Night.

Experience has demonstrated, az fact Pc
culiar to Springfield that "Olivette," though
comprising more beautiful airs, and having q
better plot than "The Mascotte," and being
more popular in other cities, will not attract
as large an audience here as the latter opera.
The attendance at the Grand last evening was
somewhat less than on the preceding night,
yet the entertainment was more enjoyable
and the singing much finer. Miss Helene
Cooper is altogether a more pleasing Oil
cite than Catherine Lewis. Her acting is
larming and vivacious, with less dash and
nigh kicking than distinguishes Miss Lewis,
and she Impresses her audience with her
bright, graceful simplicity and sweet singing
rather than with stage gymnastics for the
benefit OF the bald-hesded row. Miss Hosmer
as the Countess sang in excellent voice and
was roundly applauded. The other charac-
ters wore we'll enacted and met with the de-
monstrative appreciation Of the audience. A
very large number OF seats have been reserved
for 1.-THE Queens Lace Handkerchief" to-
night. Tomorrow evening "Pinsfore" will
be presented, with its many pretty and popu-
lar features. THE Little Duke" will be the
attraction for Friday evening instead Of Sat-
urday.