St. Paul daily globe., 1885-11-21
Pertinent Mention of People You Are
Apt to Meet, and Some Of Their
Peouliarities.
Chunks of Breezy Gossip Carved Out
for the Edifica ton of Globe
Readers.
Sheet Lightning That Shtmmers But
Does Not tBurn--Notes About
Everything.


Wienerwurst, and it's worth more tnan a
trip to the museums to see Grote and his
dog enjoying their afternoon siesta.
A few davs ago neighbor or Dr.
Sweenv on Bridge square was relating TO
the sympathetic doctor how he mad been
oyerreached in business transaction with
a LAWYER. When Sweeny heard the details
he 1urned to his friend and remarked:
s.Why F.. you should have guardian ap-
pointed to look after you" Guardian,
HI replied his auditor, Il ought to have
two."
). H. McAllster says he started out as a
boy with so cents and hasn't got very much
yet.
Thomas Cochran, Jr. it is said, was
seen OH the street a few days ago propelling
a tricycle.. 1t is supposed he was headed
for suffrage meeting.
Emil w. Ulrici is a firm believer in ere
nation. A design of his provides for an
ante-room for bereaved mourners, where
their grief can be drowned.
G. A. WallingfOrd possesses rich Darl-
tone voice, and the occupants of the top
floor of the Drake block are considering the
advisability of rendering him benefit. Jay
Gould has been communicated with and is
heartily in favor of the testimonial.
Frank Ford is a modest young man and
does not like notoriety.
Dr. Konantz and George Mitsch are con-
sidering the adyisability of giving humor-
Gus entertainment for the benefit of the
almShOuse.
DIR. r. Schitfmann is an enthusiast on the
subject of interior decoration. His hobby is
stained glass
L. P Ordway looks immense in his new
shining plug hat. How would four-inch
joint wiped on it do?
George p. Collins tells a good story about
a certain citizen who has his winter under
shirt made quarter of an inch longer than
those he wears in summer.
Harry Tucker has ''caught on" at last.
Look out for some wonderful stories in the
vicinity of the Ryan.
Mine Host Welz of the Clarendon has
bought toWnsite in Dakota. 1t tickles
him immensely when he asks his friends,
what you suppose we call the town?"
when the invariable answeris ''Wellsville. !"
Harry Levy extracts chunks of solid COM
fort from corn-cob pipe.
j. II. Garlugh is cultiyating his Thanks
giving whiskers.
Paul Martin looms up in very swell
cutaWay overcOat.
The new snowshoe club counts several
physicians among its members. This shows
that while the fun is eXhilerating there is
nothing dangerous about it.
About this season Of the year the lean
and hungry bicycle is relegated to the coZy
room in the rear of my uncle's" shop, and
the ulster is taken from its hiding place.
Stanley Proudft is holding his own as
ckaperOne.
Fred Sibey has the erect form and bear
ing of his father.
1.-The row over DR.. Mclean" said
prominent pillar of a Methodist church
yesterday. ''wOnt amount to Shucks. For
my part don't see why they didn't let the
old fellow alone, as in my opinion the scan
dial was gotten up as a scarecrOw to get
him off the track. The fact is the people
up there got tired of him; they didn't want
him any longer, and that is the whole sum
and substance of it"
Ed JohnStone, who used to hold down
the local on the P. P. in good shape, bids
fair to become quite as popular and as
swift in his new occupation as avant courier
of the B. Ideals. They say Ed has got his
act down pretty fine and, considering the
NUMBER of times his own leg has been
pulled by the jays, he ought to give the
boys a pretty good whirl.
Henry Strouse reached his fiftieth mile
stone of life last Wednesday-no one
would have taken him for much over half
that period-and in the evening he was
given a hearty bumper by few of the
boys. During the entertainment Hugh
Donneliy presented his old clasSmate with
a cane, the head of which looks like
punched nickels and when Hugh made
speech Henry was seen to blush down to
his collar buttons.
DR.. Roy can give them points when it
comes to walking on snowshoes.
The smart AleckS who are gong around
with Saratoga shoes and seersucker coats
cracking jokes as to artificial ice for the ice
palace will wish they had not been so pre-
vious when the blizzard is wailing next
month and they can't get their coats out.
He who laughs last etc.
Commissioner KOnantZ has more wit be-
meath his stolid exterior than most people
give him credit for and he is entitled to
grasp the bun from among the board men,
berS for humor as is Hazard for being the
poet. The facetiOuS resolutions passed at
the last meeting OF the board tickled the
ribs of the community and besides little
relief from the routine grind greatly en-
livenS the proceedings.
ApropoS of the presence of the Hon. Dick
Jones of Rochester in the city, it is stated
ing about for an Office with the view of re-
moving to st. Paul. The Hon. Richard is
pretty big man, but this burg is large
enough to hold him and he will be accorded
hearty welcome.
Although newcomer in st. Paul, Coun
Selor McCarty has a pleasant manner and a
smile of good cheer that carries contagion
with it and makes friends wherever he goes.
Sherwood Hough is the apostle of sum
shine and one life like his goes a long ways
towards dissipating the idea of total cussed-
ness in mankind.
Capt. William Bircher has started ranch
for the raising of Chester Whites, and he
feeds them on fodder from the Hotel Ryan.
They are intended for the fine trade only.
Ehle Allen brought his sunny Southern
smile back with him, and a roll of velvet"
in his vest.
George Marti, the pill compounder. is
described as the most bashful man in the
Sixth ward.
John Bruggeman looks very swell in a
fur-trimmed benjamin, which is very much
admired by the ladies'
Emiel Huelster is said to be the most gal
liant man when it comes to the ladies in
West st. Paul. He lately lost the silk
monogram out of his hat.
E. j. Heimbach delights to wear scarfs
that match his complexion. AS fine
dresser Ed has few peers.
j. E. Dougher, night clerk at the Mer-
chants, will soon bid his bachelor days fare
well-and-but it will be time enough to
weep anon.
A funny experience happened to DR..
G., well-known young physician
boarding at the Merchants hotel, few
nights ago. On the evening in question a
police officer was on the ''lay" for man
who was supposed to be in one of the