Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-26
BRIGHT BITS.


A PAwSBRoKER may be dissipated, but he
never refuses To take the pledge Binghdta-
ton Republican.
Is A CROW a musical bird2-the farmer is
always reminded OF the corn-et when he sees
him. -FrGaa1ctss Sentinel.
GIRL - "Gimme quarter pound OF tea,
quick Clerk-"What kind, green or black?"
Glrl--"The blacklist you've got. It's for
colOred funeral. "--B4r5ers' Ga$stte.
The Bernese customs officers have issued
notice that ''ladies' lu-tles must hencefOrth
be searched, though with the necessary po-
Likeness" The customs officers are undoubt-
ediy looking FOR back numbers of their IA
Yorlte story apers.-Rdrttcr6 Post.
A VERY STRONG ENDORSEMENT: Bouter-
Yes, Jack ought to be elected to the Office of
supervisor" saxton-"He's certainly a very
capable fellow. Has he very strong indorse-
mentE. Bonter- | should say he has he
comes from the cheese district. "--Td6its.
OUT IN DAKOTA CAPITALISTS and army officers
are swapping up the servant girls for wives,
according TO the Terr tOral pap rs. The pop
ular form Of proposal is: Don't you want
some one Co get up in tina morning and build
the tire for you2'-PhibtdeIDbtG CAL.
ONE Of the most prom nent physicians Of
Indianapolis. on his return from a summer
vacation of three e ks, wasmet by the lead
ing undertaken, who sand: "Ah, doctor, 80
giad TO see you safe back; we have missed you
SO much."-A tuRta NedtcdE and Surgical
Journal.
They are coming. they are coming
Ere the biting frosts begin,
From scenes OF SUNNI er wanderings
The tramps are coming in.
And 10 them the autumn breezes
sound melancholy wall
Shrekmg at the dreadful summons,
go TO work OF go jail"
-Ros6ury A ADVOCATE.
WIFE-"Mother Is going to leave us to-day.
She is going home"
Husband (asde-''Darned glad" (Aloud)
- s she, my dear? I'm sorry she's going"
Wfe-"She can't stay ang longer. l am
going to see her to the depot, and rs l return
| will call at the library and change the book
Is there any particular book you want?'
Husband-''H'm! Yes; bring me Paradise
Reganed.' "-BoStoR Courier.
RAILWAY TIEs-
"Sir Ratlroader, what shall wear,
If I'm TO wed the man. sir,
Who on the railway takes the fare2
Pray, make at once an answer"
Quoth he, ~ lis altogether plain"
A meath the chin he chucked her,
'The girl who has the longest train
Will marryIthe conductor"
-Ecchange.
IN HER DRESS as a boy Miss Anderson gives
us an especially pleasing new feature in the
exhibition for the irst u ne on this stage of a
leg which, it Is but the truth TO say, needs
only to DE seen TO be admired. 1t Is ample
without being gross. It Is appropriate TO the
| trunh 70 winch 1t belongs as II IL had come
! from the hands of an artlst especially gifted
as TO harmony in proportions. bearing ia mind
| the entire rucjure from head TO heel. On a
/ buxOm person il would certainly have the sp-
| pearance of lex painfully misplaced and
/ dangerously uncertain; but as Miss Ander-
/ sous member it is precisely as it should bet
/ is graceful, 1t is accurately rounded, it is con
| hden and q the same time modest, it is pa
] theiic in some of IT'S movements. in accordance
with some II the lines IL helps to interpret; it
| is winning always. and it is handled by Its
| possessor with the cOnsummate grace of which
| she only is capable. We feel that this notice
| of its first appearance on the New York stage
| without the disagreement of drapery is una
/ vOidab BILE .-Nelo lork Gr1pAtc.