Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-12-27
BRIGHT BITS.

mon sEQUGTUR- Angl0phobia has extended
to santa Barbara, Cal. where they are Dig
ging up the fruitrrees and planting English
Walnuts In their stead. --CODsDlere5uI AdUer-
tiser.
"wHY IS fre engine always called .sheY"
asks some one. We cannot tel, unless per-
chance IL Is because all the men turn and look
after 1t u hen IL passes along the street.-L0ao-
Oh CuisSn.
''MY GooDHEss!" exclaimed the yonng
swell, hen his tailor called to collect moss
co efeu Dili--"@ goodness! II pay you lil
nave to let my club dues go over" And the
dlscODsoIate tailor lelt.- sao York MdlI and
EcDSess.
A GREAT MANY WOMEN who started to read
the Pfesidents message ave IL up IN disgust
When me- found II aid nothing about the
stS los OF winter hats, or under what circum-
stances husband SHOULD Ce allowed to carry
a latch ey.-FhiA5delDttG HsVdtG.
JUST about this time the young m an with slS
assets IS cOntemp plating the appalling prospect
OF $92 80 Christmas liabilities. AT the Begin
ming OF the year the aforesaid young man
VIII have To tncreas- his bonded Indebtedness
about $50 IS, aud reduce running expenses -
Minneapolis Tribune.
ELEGANT EXTRACT Dame Nature had
on her " nit ST GOWN and her hair well pow
uered bef're she lat her lamp this morning.
and her lescy ATTIRE, though often seen be-
lore seemed 70 I'M bue her comely form with
al uRv on ed charm. SltiAh bells beas4.s a
merry Jin6 e With ID al ace 81 day, and
the pst ter's b. ush ina! re to depict a v ill.,
tersaeue Won have found an embarrassing
YEA tn OF material ali around HIM. D. SprdaG-
Jsetd Oni0a.
THE curions workings of the infantile mind
were AZ aln brought out by the remark of
5-year-oiI gri the other day. A very near
friend OF the family was Miss j 81, who Is
noted Tor hef charities and many good works
Among other things. sh- had q Sunday school
GLASS In which the infant mentioned was
"a a -
after the younssi er had finished her prayers,
she Kept very quiet Tor a moment sud then,
Inrhit s 10 her noihtr. asked: Mamma, is
MICS j. a sister ofqO e. OStoR Record.
/ That TERRIBLE TRUMPEr.-
Empty Is has stocking
On tnls Christmas morn;
Happy is the urchin
with his blatant horn.
Which ls why the neighbors
WISH the boy would 20
Where the haWling breezes
Oi old ocean blow.
He should take that trumpet
(Of all toss the wOyst)
To some desert island,
And blow until he burst.
-HeN York journal.
ALICE Ito clerk: CHARLIE Ito clerk.
don't know anything don't know ANYTHING
about such articles but about buying such
AWsnt nice CHRIST things. but [ want
mas pre- eat Tor Christmas prese
Joe.gi~ SShea man. iOt u young iaUy.
ClerR; ca, miss. CLERK: How would
wen, we nave asuperG YOU ike a pair OF en-
I0t OF ties ia all shades brotdered silk hoe al
ranging from Is cents Sl52
toS3 81 apiece, Charley: Well
Alice: gu may give suppose they'll do;
me a light blue one wrap 'em mn. ~
with pluB dots for rs
cents.
Chicago Eeps
UNDER TIE MIsTLETOE--
Unuer the mistletoe, pearly and green,
Meet The Kind lips of the young and the
old;
Under the mistletoe hearts may be seen
Glowing as though they had never been
c0u;
Under the mistletoe peace and good will
Ainge the spirits that long have been
twain:
Leaves Il the olive branch twined with II still.
While Dreathings Of Hope fill the loud carol
strain,
Yet why should this holy and festival uirth
In the reign Of old Christmastide only be
found!
Hang up loves Inistletoe over the earth
And let us kiss under it all the year round.
Old Poet