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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1885-05-29
Beautiful Tribute 10 Woman.

We have seen many beautiful trib-
utes to lovely woman, but the follow
ing is the finest we ever read:
"Place her among the flowers, foster
her as tender plant, and she is thing
of fancy, waywardness, and folly-an-
noyed by a dew-drop, fretted by the
touch of butterfiy's wing, ready to
faint at the sound OF beetle or the
rattling of a window-sash at night, and
is overpowered by the perfume OF tho
rosebud. But let real calamity come,
rouse her affections, enkindle the fires
of the heart, and mark her then-how
strong is her heart Place her In the
heart of battle-give her child, bird,
or anything TO protect-and see her in
q relative instance, lifting her white
arms rs n shield, as her own blood GRIM
sons her upturned forehead, praying
for life to protect the helpless. Trans
plant her in the dark places of the
earth, call forth her emergencies 10
action, and her breath becomes heal
ing, her presence blessing. She dis
rutes inch by inch the strides of
stalking peStilence, when man, the
strong and brave, pale aud atlrighted.
shrinks away. Misfortune hurts her
not; she wears away life In silent
endurance, aud goes forth with less
timidity than to her bridal. Ia pros
perity she is u bui full of odors, wait.
ing but for the winds of aversity TO
scatter them abroad-gold, valuable,
but untried i'm the furnace. In short,
woman is a miracle, a mystery, the
centre from which radiates the charm
of existence"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1885-05-29
.Beremiah's Visit 40 the City.

Mrs. Jasper lived out in the country
away from frivolity and fashion. On
one occasion, when her husband was
going to the city to sell car load Of
potatoes, she admoDished him 10 be
sure and remember what the styles
were, so he could .ell her. When he
came home che was all anxiety to know
the latest. She piled him with ques-
tions, and finally reached the subject
nearest her heart.
"ALd Gid you notice the styles, Jere-
miah ?" she asked.
"You bet / did, sairey."
"was they great?"
"They was powerful, Sairey.
"They was, Sairey Jasper, 1 tell you.
Why, sairey, them women wore nicer
dresses right out on the street every
day than you was married In, and,
Sairey, that dress o. yourn want no
slouch, now was iti"
@NOJ hAbN
shawls was they warin'?" --
"Shswls, Sairey? Shawlsi Why,
bless your life, they warn't warm
shawls at all; leastwise most On 'em
want. Why, Sairey, they wore some
kind o. haircloth coats, tanned with the
hair right on, and they was fner'n
your best apple pie"
"What kind o. bonnets did you seer"
Call kinds"
"was they high or low bonnets, Jere-
miah ?"
"Righ, sairey, dreadful high. 1 seen
one in wibder, and thinks / that'll suit
Sairey to a T, 30 stepped In and set the
price, and would you believe 1t, Sairey,
they wanted four dollars and half for
the thing, and told the gal that show
ed it to me that pertaters was middlin'
high, but not so high as bonnets, and
then I walked straight out"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1885-05-29
Our Clothing Factory

has been making up q stock Of Ready-made
Clothing for SPRING WEAR. The feature
about our own make OF Clothing Is the iact
that all are well made in every particular.
our low priced suits are as durable In make
and as neat fitting as the higher-pricedg goods:
Those who have worn our own make OF
Ready-made Clothing will testify that IT IL
not only better made and more durable but
costs less than Eastern made Clothing.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1885-05-29

VNRUSSES.-We have the exclusive agency
i in this place TO sell the celebrated Fry
Truss, and have just received a large supply.
1t is beyond doubt the best truss in the mar
ket. Physicians are invited to examine it.
BAKER MCMURRAE.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1885-05-29
From Lippincott's Magazine.l
THE LOVER IN THE WOODS.
BY DANsKE cambridge.


DANsKE DANDRIDGE.
Filmy veil for fairy brides,
Dew-embroidered with all gems
That the flushed arbutus hides,
Round the woodlands purpled hens
Faces shy that nod and peep,
Drowsy from a winters sleep
By each timid, dewy eye
That reflects the new-washed sky,
BY your bees that suck and fly,
By your time OF beauty-say,
Did my lover pass this way?
Thrushes joying in the tree
In breezy rhapsody.
Squirrel playing hide-and-seek
With abandon over-bold,
Scolding in coquettish freak,
AS sweet, teasing maldens scold,
Grave and reticent cuckoo,
expect the truth from you;
Trees that peer into the skies,
Ye are old and should be wise;
BY your screen Of youngest leaves,
BY your clinging vine-loves-say,
VIII my lover come to-day
Toadstools, mushrooms, white and streaked,
Or with blistered venom freaked,
Red and orange, umber-brown,
Clustered like an Indian town,
Round nail-heads OF figured gray,
Scattered in fantastic clumps
Where small MOSES have their way
In the bole of earthly stumps,
Where the vine hath taken root
And the lichen set her foot,
Owned by fairy witches, all
Springing at their midnight call,
In the moonlight or the shade,
Where the magic wand is laid,
BY your birth and passing-say.
Will our love so pass away?
".
Unclaimed streams that sob and fret
Like a child that has been sleeping.
Waking in peevish pet;
Till beyond your boulders leaping,
And forgetting all your dole
In wild. whirling races, after
All your babbling breaks TO laughter
Then your mossy isles console,
Then your pebble playthings please,
And your dipping ferns appease);
BY your whims and antic wiles,
By your dimples and your smiles,
BY your whisperings unknown
In a language all your own,
BY your songs of gladness-say,
VIII my heart be glad to-day?
V.
Wild-grape-bowered, hidden dell,
Once the fairsst Dryad's home,
Where long my love TO tell,
When the happiest hour shall come,
All young hearts Of birds that mate,
All young living things elate,
All light dragon-iies that 1it
Der each bloom. caressing II,
All sweet sights and sounds that be
Joined in joyous harmony,
All things glad with loving-say,
VIII my love be mine to-day?
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1885-05-29

"My dear, look below" said Har-
lem man, as he stood on the bridge
with his wife and gazed at tug haul
ing a line Of barges, "Such is life. The
tug is like man, working and toiliDg,
while the barges, like women, are"
81 know" interrupted Mrs. G., with a
smile, "the tug does the blowing and
the barges bear all the burdens"
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
PACIFIC COAST.



Sac FRAxcEzOo. March zA-Thers Ezs
tresoendo0s crush 81 the Grand Opers
He1ss this ezsuiRE 20 bear Nevada, Sno-
sitter three weeks Illness, made her
5sba. before san Francisco e7dis1ee
sramrssd 70 gss utmost capacity. The
ovstion g5vea SsFAds az the Gloss of
the hrss at surpassed anything eTe-
tsndeFed sny actress 10 this city. IL ~
geusr Ally acknowledged that tHls Vas
due more - th- fact Of her being Pa
sid. coast zirl than 90 any great arts
tie merit. re a0gsi offerings we're na-
nnerUus and eostiy. Among them Vas
an immsnss arm ehair and a miners
rocker. SIZE xas recalled six tiaBes and
then attempted 30 sing Home, Sweet
Home bat buFs4 into tears and fed
from tbs stage
Great .Oat Rare
sAs FRAxcTsoo. March a The City
Of SYDNEY, which arrived this after
noon from Australia. brings particulars
Of the H4nlan- Clifford cost race. ~hieh
took pisee at Sydney, February 7th,
and wss Won BY Hsnlsn. The match
vas for 5000. An immense gathering
Of people were present. CLIFFORD Was
The first 20 gFIp the water de roTed
thiFtV four strokes 70 ths minute Han
Ian, thirty-sighs. CiifOfd's wsFk at
the s.art attracted all attention At
seemed TO promise something prodig
ious. bat surprise dVindled away a.
Hanlan gradually drew up. For bali .
nile Clifford made splendid race, Han
Ian conteHting him-elf TO keep enough
to watch him without trouble. Hanlan
then dropped his stroke 10 thirty { 80,
aud the old smile indicative OF victory
settled on his facs. After RsRing the
remaining distance. Hsnlsn drew quick
Is away 70 fnres lengths ahsad. then
! four, thea five. Clifford, Who was pull
ing manfully, sp1Eted, bat Hanlsn INST
him and pat snOth-F length between
| them. A tkey passed the sydney Row
ing Club. Hanlsn was HiDe lengths
ahead. he ttea sIsckened and nm
ishsd winner by seven lengths. Han
Ian was loudly cheered.
opened 90 Entry.
TUCsOs, March 24-Aunouncement
was made this morning that the for
feited lands Of the Texas Pacific rail
ROAD were opened 60 entry. This caused
a great rush in the United States Land
Office. The officers have all they can
/ do TO make entries.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
sHARskD wirm AaulrsaY.

A ease came np in Justice Hills court
yesterday, which attracted considerable
attention. The plaintiff Was a good
locking man about thirty SIX years old.
sho had brought snis against another
man somewhat younger, charging him
With criminal intinAcy With the for
mer's wife. little brunette with pouty
lips. sRed2 The defendants employed
]. G. Haines 10 defend them, and the
hearing ~ tbs case was set for Thurs
day n,erning Al $50 o'cloek. A reporter
met the plaintiff. Mr.. Henry A. Dsrr.
and asksi him for statement OF the
eass. he said;
I ara sapesintendsn, Of Ha,eh's saw
mtsl AZ Tacoma. Last sammer nv
csasha, ChArlea Nabsr. came 10 lace.
ma lie was cut % employmsnl and |
gave him JOB tn the mill. After work
ina shoFs time he uas injured quite
eeriogsas. ftoak hifH 10 any own house,
and tsek care az him daring bis Clio.
ton. While shere he became very vel
acquainted with my wife. He got we'll.
ana htfl for seattle. 10 NSyemAaF INV
wife DESIRED 20 so East 10 visit her
tolks | assaseated for her % 90. So
tack the two ehflarss With her. Dsrins
al hst stay oaiy gOt cue shart note
from her, stating thai she woald noe
resaFii nsisil Nav aexA Same time Slnes
I learned THAI she bA3 rpsnFued, Dot IN.
stead ~ stappdne ii Tacoma haa cone
ga 81 Ssattie. eEinGsug the Youngest
shtld. thg eldest hssiae eeen left IN ths
ksst and thai sae si4s living IN epsu
aud autaFinas &daitety vita nv eezsia.
ShAFats WAhsF. Sho ts = naAehiniss ~
tFaaa. itmzeaiaseiy e4rne 10 this civ
and laad lay e&ae before the auaharstses.
90 sstiisaFm were detailed 10 90 vita
use, and we prac~~s3eS 10 W sbers roanas
IN tnli L,enny block, ga fenna street,
fsesaay ssening. and on catering tie
spAFtinsafs fossnd tee ceaple 10 bed 10
eetApi. 1@aedi&tely swoFs sas a
warrant agAiass wsbeE, and The next
aA4 lt9aes eat one A9ainsi nv wife.
sesh UndeAvoF 10 see q dlxaFcs fsusp
she usenAa who kas wFnaRed aae. and /
desire Tbs enxlady d HE cAiaaFwn.a
Wesn Atf. HAanes gave nosiea th8l be /
waa nsa reAay fas tFlsl. and desired th< /
fxAnhtAtiaE posspanssa until fhnrssaay i
taasfes Hill exsd ths bali far i
lie uulnalk ~ s1e ard fcs ~ nnsn a.
$50 heilhef we're akle 81 snrnisA care Il
ises azIa we're reasnsiea 10 tie eassoay
= sAs aA,nia.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

Isouis Riel, the Feksilioue hals breed
Who ssirEed up Cur Canadian friends 90
thoscnghly some ten or twelve years
ego has again come 10 the frons aupar,
enily a. full uf Aeht aud tascAlity 81
ever. lie has saecesaed in organizing
9 snail sized rebellion in The saskaleh.
evan country, and i. said 10 b. al the
head Of aboassix handrea raen. with q
probability Of Feseisias snpror, fsoaa
the aisAsscsed Indlans in thai looAliay.
II q not probable taas tAia revolt viii
ASSUME The psopcysioiIs which The former
ens obtained. has b h snGAcssns q
worry ths pczainion Government con.
aiderahiy.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

Tbs Dominion Government is NOV
ina IN she matter Of hAvtag the bound
airy between Alaska and British Colum
bsa surveyed. IL is important that this
question should be- settled a. soon %
possible, While the dsbatable country
10 not worth gaarrsling shout iast ~
present, there 10 no Yelling when il may
Be hrcueh, into sudden prominence by
the discovery Of mineral wealth or the
development Of sans OF lis unexpected
resources. Teen IL vsuld be a very
delicate matter 10 iscide 10 which ne.
ticn the new found wealth should be-.
Iona. We shoald dislike very mach 10
have . serious quarrel with our Cana
dian frssnds. aud tta be-, way to avoid
an unfortunate misunderstanding Is 10
divide the eoeatrv in question nov.
white beth claimants think 10 worthless.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

hSN ASiCC. %AVio
the following described real es-
tate at the prices named:
Block 81, D. S. Maynard's plat
of Seattle, $1,000. This block
lies two and one half blocks
south of the Court House block
recently purchased by King
county, and is the second block
north of the Academy of the Sis.
tiers of the Holy Name.
Lots 4 and 5, block 5, of Braw-
ley's addition to the city of Sc.
attic, $500.
Lots | and 2, block 5, same
addition, $4,000. Said lots l
and 2 are highly improved, and
have one Of the most comfortable
and best built residences in Sc.
attic upon them.
Lot 2, block A, Woodward's
addition, 7I.9x128 feet, sl75.
Lot 8, block 81, Kidd's addi.
ton, 1925
Fifty-two lots in the Comstock
and the Comstock supplemental
addition, at $3.50 per lot. or the
entire fifty-two lots for $1,000
These additions lie side by side,
within two blocks of the Front
street extension grade and side
wall, near the bay, and within
four blocks Of the street car line
as now laid, and afford the best
view of any lots in the city well
worth $3.50 per lot.
The north half of the north>
west quarter of section 3, in
township Is north, range 4 east,
near Lake Washington. A good
wagon road 10 the land. An ex-
cellent site for a berry, fruit,
chicken or milk ranch, $1,000.
One hundred and sixty acres
within one mile of the tOwnsite
of Whatcom; good location and
good soil /; $4,000.
Win sell either Of the two last
in tracts to suit, at prices to be
agreed upon.
An undivided oue-eighth in
terest in and to the north half,
and the north half Of the south
east quarter Of section 80, town
ship - north, range S east, for
sl7.5oO.
The above is one Of the most
valuable coal properties IN WASH
ington Territory, and is fully de-
veloped. The tract contains over
sia millions of tons of good coal
and is well worthy of investi ga
ton BY any one desiring to in
vest.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

A hssTAKE--fhe report paAlishea In
the Olympia papess 10 ths sts.e, TIA,
the owaeFs Of shs Eaphys and N. Ma,.
Gin have organized q sse.weaa, ,or,.,.
~ eailsa sae SaAadAFd.s Ia without
foundation. The eaneEs Of TIA g~ra /,
AArs chartered zee Msrwln 4, ran -, -
Uiympia fseia twF Z certain ssnxsh III
unae Snt entside cf this Rhers Il 81 ~.
arrangement between tAe rspsetixs own.
era
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

LsAntsa cars. Rass. f.r
merry master Of tes sisaali,kip wiamsae,
ton. eAnse ever fFasa rosa Raaksly YES
terdly, He states illAi Repairs 90 In.
sAlp SeniheFn Catsk wAieA have R.s~s
koink on ali sinsess are clrmpletsd, ard
that shs b Soc leaAasg lataeer for san
franeas0a fhe Ckia, viii b. nlseea ID
TIE epAl trads. 70 run eitAtf fsem S<.at
eAa er pupAstaFe Hay.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

An early inspeesisn uHil SECURE a
ehoi'se fsusa The elsaEatly asserted lines
NJ AeS NPfsss Agwaal of cAasas DFass
kAhFlcs n SILKS. saaaswns IAenA
white halerisass sssa.s nss dlapsAs "a AZ
W r. Bsud . Cas- =
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

Sick headache, habi .ual c5stiveness,
pains IN back and limbs. loss Of appetite.
Dad breath and taste in the mouth, etc.,
entirely cured nv the use of
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
ZOE TnE uPPaR skAcIT.

straF Glide c. ". Core. asasses
r RAVES YEsLER's WHARF ON
IL Wednesday AnG SATURDAY., rsturuiRs
Thursday and Monday. calling 81 stan
wood, UtzAlady. Aons Landing, EkAg4f
City. Meant Vermsz. Starring and al In
texInedsate po9nts 1hgve. For freight a.
passage apply On hoard % 70 GEORGE
fOSTER. IN rhs wharf. AMI
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
LOON HE4E..

We have on hand tbs largest and best
stock Of late designs Of wall paper in
the market, which We are selling at
prices lower than the lowest. Also a
large stock of window standings, which
We will Put up on short notice without
extra charge. We will do plain paper
hanging for twenty oeRts per double
roll, less than any other house in the
city. Decorating. kalsominInE and
painting done on short notice at cores
bonding rates. Country orders prompt
Iy filed and satisfaction guaranteed.
Give us a call. W. z. STAsLEY,
25dslv lOQ5 Front street.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

NEw BLOOD. NKw LIFE. This is OBJ
taiBed by using Plumbers Blood Puri
fer. For sale everywhere. 81 per lot
tie, Fix for IS. mhl7-3m
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
THE STEAMER
II I'D a. - CD

VIII leave Seattle on Sundays, at ESQ am
for Sehone and iateFnlediAte sporsa. lie
turning, leaves Sehonss on Mopdav
afternoon. and arrives 81 Seattle o.,
Tuesday, carr ing passengers 70 all portl
for fffty Cents and freight af fIny
Cent? per ton
Aasi0ns for both passengers and freight.
c. Z. c14ASCkF,
g. III. PRESCOTT, Agt New Tacoma
Manager, Portland
JosFN Mrfa. fraftie Manager.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

lsssf sad lson vii restore the wsAl %
Amllh and vszsf.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

DIxoS-Ip this city, March "a. TO the wife
of X. l.. Dixon. 4 son.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

A COMPETENT TEACHER FOR
"a Ne. ! school Dissrics. San Juan
eounfF. echosi Wtik Be keDs open Ave
sIsiiax szIary reqa red s. '. B0YCk
Dlfeefor Setsool lsissriet Ne l. Friday
HarhoF. San Juan county. 7. mhi2dw
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

SEATTLE LODGE No. d i. o. @. T.,
- meets every Monday. az I:a0 .. m, At
their hall Front street. Visiting meEl-
bers always welcome.
JOHN b. DENNY, W. c. T.
w LII w y An
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
Improve Your Laying Stock.

IHAvE A FEW BROWN LEGHoRN
imported stock Brown Legnorn fowls
are the best layers in existence. and any
person keeping 10 Wis Tor eggs should have
this variety. Price, 80 to g each; trios
two pullets and cockreD SO.
no22 C.. p. STONE.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
FOR SALE OR TO RENT.

BOARDING HOUSE G lNTAINING
- II rooms, with double parlors and
piano IN Olympia. w. r.. situated in the
center OF the business portion OF the city.
On Fourth street. adjoining the Maple
shade Saloon. and known as The Cot
tag. Furniture. nearly new. TO be sold
~ great bargain. OF house and contests
BE terms owner retiring from bssiness
on account OF poor health For particu-
lars Address II. T.. SHoECRAff.
mh95 10 Real Essafe Axeat, olympia
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25
THK STEAMER


VIII leave Tacoma for New Westminster
Townsend Thursday at o. N. Return
Ing vii leave New Kestm as1er for Ia
coma. via san Juan 1slanas, every Safur
day ~ 3 = M. arriving ~ Tacoma Sun
day.
Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-03-25

Physicians prescriptions carefully com
pounded. All orders aiie1 with care and
dispatch.
The Washington critic., 1885-10-07
MIR. THuRMAN,s nANDANNA.

Ex-senator Thurman has flung his
bandGnna TO the breeze out in Ohio and
is actively at work to aid the Demo-
cratic cause. He made a speech in
Toledo last night, which, while giving
evidence of all of his old. time cour-
tcsy toward opponents, was as full of
vigor and as trenchant as the old mans
utterances when he was such a power
in the United States Senate.
He did not indulge in the slightest
degree of abuse of Senator Sherman or
Judge Foraker, but he did attack the
sentiments and statements made by
them in regard to the South. Many
persons, irrespective of party, will agree
with him that the plan of campaign
inaugurated by Mr.. Sherman and other
leaders means that if the Republican
party cannot obtain power in any other
way it shall obtain and hold it by the
sword.
Judge Thurman was very clear in
that part of his speech in which he
stated facts to prove that the colorei
people of the South are more prosper
Gus now than ever before, and that the
wholesale disfranchisement of colored
voters in the South had a very exten-
sive basis in an agile Imagination.
Again, Judge Thurman showed that he
thought much better of the colorcl
people than either Sherman or Foraker.
He does not believe that these people
are so utterly debascd as to be terror
lied into not voting according TO their
convictions. There is good deal of
justice and common sense in this re.
mark of the speaker; "If it were true,
il would be a serious question whether
people so servile and cowardly are fit
TO exercise the elective franchise"
The appearance of Mr.. Thurman in
the campaign will greatly strengthen
the Democratic cause; and If the next
Legislature Of the State sh ould have a
Democratic majority he will return to
his old place in the Senate, despite all
that the small bosses may do or say,
The Washington critic., 1885-10-07
TIE ANIMAL CHEsTNUF.

Now the maiden Is beaming with happiness
AS she searches for autumn leaves 10 press,
With her beau in the maple grove,
But the season no JOY TO her papa brings;
AT home he's anathemizing things,
And joints and elbows around he llings
As he sets up the parlor stove.
The toll has given him crlck IN the back,
His knuckles are barlcd and his face Is
black,
Aud he thinks It is time to quit,
For he finds II q dilllcult job TO do;
lie has tried each section and elbow, too,
In every way; he's mad clean THROUGH
For he can't got the pieces 10 IT..
His face oycrsprend With a gloomy frown,
Thoroughly disguised, he sits him dowa,
His miserable fate TO deplore;
But his wife In the coal cellar rummaglng,
a section Of stove pipe TO light doth bring,
'Tis tried and found TO be just the thing,
And his weary labor is DER.