The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1885-11-18

de poor dat am subsistin' on de charity
OBJ dis hyar club an find dat dar am five
OBJ dem, half OBJ whom are satisfied wild
de treatment dey resebe We hab sam.
ined de report oh de exquirt, who was
'pinted to 'quire into de accounts OBJ de
ofishuls of yere club, and it pears dat
our late keeper oh finances and two
previous surgeons.at-arms hab been
grossly negligence an in many instances
hab committed most highly ekomical
obfenses in de discharge oh der ofiishul
duties. II am obedient dat de two sur
geons- alarms hab collected from dis
yere club unlegal fees to large amount.
One hab obercharged one dollar and SIX
bits and de udder one a Ferdinand
Ward to de tune oh forty-foar cents.
De Exquirt also shows dat de late keep
err OBJ de finances failed to collect. dues
TO the amount OBJ foar dollahs an a
quartah. We disrespectfuliy recommends
dat de report OBJ de exquirt be adopted
/ an dat dis we're club brings suit agin our
malfesill offishuls, an dat de same iden-
ticle exquirt be allowed so keep on
nosin' out udder great malteasanees-if
dar am any-at de rate eb twenty dol
labs per day fun de mex yeah.
Else been lookin' ober de items" said
the venerable president. IAN find dat
Peabody Adams got license from de
keeper oh de finances to sell peanuts IN
de corridor foar one dollar an twenty
cents yeah, which ain ten cents
month. Now, Peabody oney KEEP up his
establishment two months, and de X. oh
de F. eorraled twenty cents. DE exquirt
says de club should hab had one dollah
twenty. / finds dat de cases OBJ She'll
bark Blivens an Moss Agate Jones am
presactly parallel an as de Hogan poet
say,
AN many udder cases like 'em,
An SO ON ad infnuteom.'
draws long brack mark cross de
charges agin de keeper oh de finances an
will purseed to see bout de charges agin
de late surgeons at-arms. | see dat one
oh dem went for Tadpole Jarvis, who
was late for meetin', an charged mileage
at de rate OBJ two cents per mile, an BIZ
went two miles De exquirt says it am
oney short mile to Tadpole villa. /
am two long ones Now. dar am lots
an heaps OBJ presackly similar charges
made agin these. two men whom wal
honored in de past. De charges am too
disgustingly triffilin TO motifs Day il
mighty like de Chinamen-fur fetched
When done pinted dat exquirL die
so on de figgcr question. and | didn't az
him to fgger updistances We all know
We wanted his services as figgernone-
ter an not as roadometer-if OATS wha
dey call it. De key note of de huh bust
ness am to get dc exquirt twenty dollahi
day to hunt mares nests.
Tide fuel an de lights on de room sent
fur his policy shop what he now resceb;
from dis club free gratis am not sufficient
for him den we must make up pool fol
him an let de fund fer de Bartoldy stat
ute sllde down into de dim dininess oil
de ungteterurg future. De secretary vii
at once write d letter OBJ condolance tc
Mfr. Bartoldy enquire, dat future OBJ de
report relative to de Surgens-at-A Arms
will be held insreserye for lamp lighting
De janitor assume charge OBJ de same. |
de exquirt am in de ante-room he vii
shove in his resignation froo de key
hole. Oar ANA water barrel in de innei
corridor. Ifdar am any slack in de fig
fyar,,nmafnra apnaral- de nsnai -nnrnniitty
will avail themselves OBJ de same in con
nection wild de barrel while de club vii
close by singin with feelin dat melodiou'
melody commencing,
Oar am a exquirt filled with scads
Drawn from dis club of ourn-
Sing Brudders, sing"