Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-22
BRIGHT BITS.


WHAT IS EAsE?" asks philosopher. Ease
is thousand dollar salary and a hundred
dollar job. PUCK.
ALTHOUGH the monkey does not study an
uqulty, ne is certainly an antlc queer-ian.-
stockton Aa0erick.
A PROHIBITION JoCRNAL says that Prof.
frost has taken the stump His brother Jack
Is getting ready to take The rest Of the land
scape.- Burlington Free Press.
'DoING ANYTHING NOW. B1LL?" ooh, yes;
m kept busy all the time" "Ah' Glad to
hear 1t. Whit are you doing?" Looking for
Job."-h entuchy State dOWrNGJ.
A NEW COMEDY is called 1.-THE Girl with a
TN Heart Nearly all the girls have a tin
heart when a young man comes around with
SOIL solder.-LoEisUiJls con, Ser-JOur5dI.
II AN A MARTYR said a boarder at poorly
kept boarding house.
why" asked the new arrival.
on, because suffer ~ the steak" WAS the
reJoinder.-E 0apS0ilIe Argts,
The great Sullivan is doing the statue act
IN m nstrel company. lie learned the va
rious poses very easily with the exception of
M an Refusing Drink" He found it i'm
possible to master that position. PhiLddeL-
phiG CGU. 4.
WHAT are she things which touch us most
as we look back through the years." asked
female lecturer impresslvely. There was a
moments awfp pause, and then a small boy
- 'H" a"die"ce avs Vered: "Our ciothes."-
Burlington Free Press.
a DAKOTA MAN has burned four skating
Kinks. 1t is very seldom that an amateur gets
wrought up as this. He usually goes and
BUYS half dozen OF arnica. and charges up
the damages to the proprietor of the rink. -
Burlington Free Press.
FAlTH DoCToE--"Now, my dear sir. tell me
inst how you feel"
Impatient Patient lwho has stared the doc
tor IN the eve steadily for hours, in vain en-
deavor to forget his paint feel like id
fool; what's the bill ?"-Llfe.
MRS. YERGER 10 not handsome, and her
voice when she sings is dreadful, but Col.
Yerger is very administrative. why is he
aiw VS. kissing her;' asked a friend OF the
family of another gentleman II cant
imagine, unless to keep her from singing" -
Ieods Strings.
THAT was a pretty big steal, though, you
had down there. Let me see; he got away
with $2l 600 900, wasn't it?" mo. no: know
the man we'll. That story was a pure fabri-
cation. IL was a shameful. iniquitous
outrage. He only got away with Sl4,0O0,000.
hi' was every cent, ] assure yOu.'-San
Francisco Chronicle.
"YOT? Your mudder wants me to give her
den cents to buy some meat nit? She vos
crazy. Go and tell your mud er dat meat
eating vos unnatural. I hat no money for
such unnecessary tings. Poor people should
not be oxtravagantlp
BAT didn't say meat. / said beer"
ION. peer vos ~ Here, sonny, is de den
cents: Run along to your mudder. Chicago
Hsrald. 49,
VALID OBJECrION--A man who had been
convicted of stealing horses, and whO-e peu-
atty was assessed at twenty years lmprison-
ment, was asked the usual question by Judge
Noonan, of San Antonio. who was on the
bench. prisoner, do you know OF any rea-
son why sentence should not be pronounced
m you according to iaw1" why, Judge of
course do. Il would break me up in bust
ness. - Texas Sifttn0s.
MEMORIES or TUE PAST
i'ass the butter gently, Mabel,
Shove it lightly through the air,
In the corner of the dish. love,
You will find nut-brown hair.
What 'Ond mem les IL awakens,
OF the days ere we were wed,
When up0n my Hne coat collar
Oft was laid your little head;
LoPgingly l stroked those tresses
In the happy DAYS gone by;
Now strike them every meal time
In the butter or the pie.
The Rambler.