Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-28
WTT AND WISDOM.

ESo1ASD wants peace-a piece q !.
the world.
TIM laundress's daily soliloou,
AYE, there's the rub e
Tan curse Of cane carrying it ma,
the arm at right angles with the bOS,
II il said that the sting Of 4 hon.
will cure rheumatism, or at least ,nss
one forget it.
RUSSIA says she viii agree to Il
Lessar boundary, which N this a.
means the greater.
II an ocean steamer cannot get a 4,
cargo 81 freight she gains NOTHING
shipping heavy sea.
NornrEo is impossible 20 him vi
wills except the having Of the PROV
ions Of his viii carried out
.'FLRK1Ns, / am going to raise 70.
rent, said his landlord. "Thank Nm
I'm blowed IL I can. said Flipkins.
ssTHn way to sleep, says scientiv
sis TO think Of nothing. But this i
mistake. The way to sleep is to TIM
it is time to get up.
TWENTY. FIVE baseball players has
died within q year. The country !,
poets every college to do its DUTY
this trying time OF need.
RUSSIA (to England) -"Come q
You're afraid. You darsen't fight
England Ito RUSSIA lyon Just wait I.
/ catch you after school.
s'I'D rather die than get married
said one girl to another. "Wel,
wouldn't, " was the response, ''for "a
cant get divorce when you die. 4"
A Troy lawyer gives as reason h
not going to Europe this summer that
rich client Of his has just died, aud
is afraid the heirs viii get the propert,
THAN be noted doctor
I'D rather be a dancer;
I'd hate to have EN- saving
/ didn't know a cancer.
Louisville Cdarier- Journal
BENNY BurnER declares that Wasb
ington is about as bad a place as san
man can 60 to, and we agree with hin
Still, it beats creation how we ell wml
to get there.
WASHINGTON hotel clerk (to CUES
who has just registered Amy baggage
sir Guest Yes, trunk. Clerk
Well, give me your key, please, and II
sec what's In 1t
AN exchange states that Wiseonss
furnishes more poetry and pine lumb
than any other State in the Unius
Why say poetry and pine lumber9 Wa
not say kindling, and kill two birds wit
one stone?
s'iUEss they must be rich folks d
want to spend 50 to get cent, " said Al
M. d., looking through his window ate
an anxious mother whose child had jus
been relieved Of the necessity Of digest
ing penny.
THE man who picks mp an empb.
pocketbook on the first day Of the fourth
month is called an "Aprn fool;" but Iii
man who expects to fill an empty pocket
book by investing his money IN lottefie
il fool all the year round.
sfY1s," said Pat, "Oi've signed tv
pledges, wan to the praste an wan (
His Honor" ssIt's foine man yez an
Pat" replied Bridget, can do "
think yell kape thin ?" "Begorra, Oil
thry an kape wan av thin, anyhow"
a NEGRO who was giving evidence q
Georgia court was reminded by thl
judge that he was to tell the WHO'D
truth. ''Well, yer see, boss, /" said ID
dusky witness, "Ise skeered to tell q
whole truth for fear might tell lie
"WHATs the matter? ?" called
mother, turning to her little boy, wi
''set up" a howl. s'What are you or
ing about2" 81 want something
"What do you want p 81 have forg
what it is, an that's what makes d
cry"
''AND them's what folks calls hand
some, are they p said farmer, as he
watched couple Of hanson cabs rollill
down the street. swell, l wonder whl
they'd think if they could see nsi
wagon with red wheels 2"- Chicag
Ledger.
No, ARA1TNTA, you mistake; it is
carboy which contains vitriol; cowbC
Is very different kind of vessel, Though
TO be sure, 1t is frequently filed Wit
something very like vitriol. After all
It is not to be wondered ct that you con
founded the two.
sJUsT as I expected remarked {
man on the street car, as he folded u
bis paper, peaches are to be scaro
and expensive this year" s'Poor crop
Yes; here's dispatch from Delawal
which says the GOODNESS between Eng
land and Russia has destroyed u
buds"
THEY had been married six week
and she said: SHOW, don't 90 stay Of
late, but come home soon to DOR litt
wiley tiiey." They had been marris
six years, and she said: eff you go o
tonight, Smith, I'm going to lock Z
the house and 60 over and sleep
mothers"