New-York tribune., 1885-02-09
THE Talk OF THE DAY.

1t IL proposed to inform the farmers OF Vermont
morning what the weather probabilities for the next
seventeen hours are by system Of whistles blown from
stationary whistles distributed In rural dis
trcts OF the State One blast for instance, will signify
fair weather; two blasts foul weather, and on Tho
system is already in operation In the OF Randolph
Leisure Is cheap at that cha's shop r spicer said
fellow passenger in Cambridge horse pointing
the sign. superior lounge for 80 In furniture
That is rather tempting.' replied the other but the
fellow next door underses him and he directed atten-
ton 10 the bakers window, In which the legend, "A
family loaf 10 cents. Boston Commercial Bulletin
Things to know" is the headline OF one of the col
umns Of small chd's-paper distributed In the Sunday
schools on Sunday last in which there Is series Of
questions and answers for the information of the youth
full scholars who presumed be deficient in their
knowledge OF his Satanic Majesty The following
few OF the questions and replies: "Who made sin !"
Satan" What wrong did Satan and the other angels
do T. They telt too proud to obey God" "By what
| other name do we sometimes speak OF Satan 2" I've
| call him the Devil" "what was his angel name r. ~n
LIcifer."
The bell OF public school in Monticello n. Y. was
heard ringing the o-her day at unusual tme and on
investigation IL was found new teacher was using
the end OF the bell rope TO correct refractory papL-
philadelphia Ledger.
There is something appropriate in the fact that q
picture called /" The Buffalo Hunt" is hanging in Mr..
Cleyeands suite OF apartments in the Victoria Hotel
For the Presdenelect is himself the game the Demo-
Gratis bagged when they q Buffalo hunt last
year.
Mr.. Hendricks is holding seresof little pow-w Of
South and Hendricks South to the southern
Statesmen who do not 20 North 10 Mr. Cleveland IL
is daily becoming evident that, though the head OF
the party the North, the body is beowIthe
Mason and Dixon line. -lPhladeIphia Press.
Between them FL Mahdi in the soudan, and El Pahdi
in Ireland, giving poor John Bull plenty to DO.
Mr. Cleveland will find it dficult to pattern after
T.nar p1ieity i'm
great original Democrat once paid nnepe1Se nee 20 see ts
days.-lSprlngled Union
Att recent celebration of the birthday OF Thomas
Paine at Albany Mr.. McCabe asserted that the aim OF
Liberal Association of that city to strike
the shackes Of slavery from the brow of fair hu
manty" Any intelligent detective will inform Mr. Nc
Cabe that tyrant who understands his business
puts snacklos upon the brow.
That versatile man, Professor Hardy, OF Dartmouth
who follow up work On abstruse mathematics by
novel which everybody VIII rea Is talked OF Tor the new
president of Bowdoln.-lWaterbury American
1t is reported that a-femae dynamteur named Kate
now in Paris. coming here to ayenge the wrongs
OF Rossa She is said to be proficient In the use of ex-
posives having blown up her husband for many years
for staying ont too late at night with the boys.
There probably better illustration in this world
OF the terrible weight of grave responsbty than h.e
taboard OF fonr-horse express alery guard
ing its passage through the streets of crowded city,
A Methodist elder OF Fort Worth Texas, recently
whipped a bully and The Methodsfo OF that town thus
appreciatyely describes inciaent The elder took
him oue square blow between lockers without stopping
his pace and took twelve rowdies three dppers OF
water and two quarts of whiskey to revive the patient
and get him OIL the grounds
The dime shows though not of religious character;
ara Gnproying tho morals OF the town. business u ui.
a. tbs saoons and the police have hi hoths " ~
IN, hn natro the streets. The dime shows close JUST
heore IL o'clock, and kthe atenoan,s 10 80 I%ew
cbance To get the saloons before 'hey ciose'-No"
London Day.
An Arkansas murderer who was to be hanged was
spi,ed by the Governor at the last minute whefeupoh
a adisu,s;ed woud-bs spectator sont the shern 'ho o
lowing note 1--WE have come here 10 see icio' ns'
am we're gon' to him hung II thar money ehous IA
The crowd 10 buy a rope. We don't know whuthor mes
ne or mot an we don't ksre dried apple dossoh.
Th.t mint none OF our business. Thar's many Young
women i'm this here crowd VINO, II disavp i''', ~.
won't never have no mo conu"en'o J." ~ -
r,ht to cast a damper over young hvcs kho" u o''
vounc felar of high character that mas JUS. '.e
,,,s Kind OF a gal the strength OF ietchi nor W
-, shud,g and If tho thing don't turn OUT 70 ne
ao blamed IL I don't think she VIII apply Tor
a,vorce That young fellar Is me- an that young gal
my wife,"
A. poc,,sh astrologer predicts the DEATH early next
fall of high American unetonary; lAn .na. waS G
i1en" or even distinguished American. We Should
have life insurei ior 9ioo'ooo i""'''oS' -i''oS
ton Transcript
A Minnesota is lobbying In the State Legislature
70 have bill passed giving him Hrst-class sleigh. He
says plenty Of snow on tho ground ana plenty
OF money In the Treasury. These two facts make IL
proper that he should have sleigh. aud he would IKE
TO SEQ the handed despot who will dare refuse his
request.
physician said to us this morning TINT ne naa sn0ov
hands With seven bran fathers IN the last twenty
days or course he charged them what was rgnt ior
the shake but shows what climate we nrys Wy IN tan
years we'll have 10000 inhabitants -lAipuQaerVu
u. NJ Journal