Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-05
.n1rs IN rae SURE.
Suggestions for the Fair an"
Some FRIVOLOUS Creatures.
Il Ns,n 90 Herald.


r.o,, the Ns1o York Herald.
MANY ladies' and gentlemen are eAeI-
"a YEARLY over their bathing sulsS'
ols1u FIND should they wearf Wel'
10 after. and all of them can De IN
49, 49, without any great harm. FOR
uuist t;eal purposes, however, 1t can De
prs mind that neat, well fitting gar
OOiHo arc the best. The closer they mt
lls-' the neck and limbs the greater COM
49, ~. +,ey are likely to give. While any
Wi' ov he chosen, it can be remem-
9A0i w. ladies' who are desperately anX-
20 he modest IN their apparel maj
I0u ~ end glaring colors are more app W
p ,ae,ct the eve to bather thah any par
liar snugness in costume NJ -.
!" Iady's hair seems TO cause het nlos'
IAu' IN bathing, and some take pre-
co.t,ons 10 keep il dry, not only 10 save
cAuts9'bar of recOmblng, but TO keep IL In
ue while in the water. Ii the heAo
Doutuo+bed before leaving the bathhOuse
oe o a. hair arranged while there, no dis
aAu S .ug viii be suffered in the water from
he struggling. o,,,,oo,.
- ors who visits q watering place,
y,.+,,env more prohibitions Will occur 10
IT. ouca he observes current pracIises
Ir, To the ladies one would say; 10
oot 20 in bathing till you are ready.
Wban the toilet Is made chleny on tne
mach instead of in the FARMHOUSE, lhe
Sofher 10 apt to get GOOD deal OF occupa-
Ton and so are the onlookers.
w. rot assume recumbent pastures on
H., sand which are studlously graceful
VI" rratand YOU are interested IN the
eno hugs and shells you observe around.
ona will see through it at once ana
1 Co. that YOU are particularly well sat
,,fs5 with your new suit ana cIocked
.s.o-ings. Entomology and cOnchology
vii not have a hacker.
Wbena pebble bruises the superior toe
~ me unexpected crab presses his bill
mon vour attention do not cry "Help"
sIId look wild and agitated. Your female
Irepds will all say you are only feignlng
hetimidity OF youth.
"Wben a breaker covers you up and you
rrob some total stranger by the hair and
2roct His ribs together and try to climb
anan bis shoulders and make him see
SarsraI new and curious kinds of fire.
Torls do not get excited, and while he is
evrricatng your hairpin from his ear
tnan yowlng that you are sorry that the
accidept occurred. He understands all
bsf and besides is much sorrier than
you are. ,,.Ae,, &c
Water do not utter such sounds as poll
torrot would make reciting a Welsh
posm backward The euphony is not
preserved. Besides, the water Will do
you good .-,-,--.,.. A..
Vafer. You will not inadvertently step
IN the GOV creatures on shore. They are
4 If trtpfnrinu Dloppg a rifle
and enjoy the pleasures OF the chase else
where.
DO not tell people that you were just
BENZ carried away by the undercurrent
when you happened to grab the eligible
Young man to whom you were dying to be
Introduced. That is a chestnut" Every
one understands it.
Danot lose your diamond earring more
frequently than YOU can help. Repeated
losses OF this nature engender unbelief
among those of the community whose at
,endOn has not previously been called to
.he gem.
Do not slip out of the water when you
think peOpe's backs are turned and sneak
to the bathhOuse by circuitOus route.
Nine times out of ten YOU will have to
pretend you discovered some object on the
horizon which interested you and led you
of That way; and as no one else can see
1t people viii stare at you instead. 1t
is Weu to remember that straight line
IS the shortest distance between two
points.
II there be any defect in your costume
do not struggle wildly to rectify it. Ordi-
HaTily no one will notice it If you do not
can attention to it by extraordinary calls
thenics.
Do not pretend to be more nervous than
you really are. You may not have more
pluck than the constitution allows any
sway, and there ia nothing gained by adj
Vefusing 1t as spurious.
Do not be h8stY N deciding that every
one IS "a fright as soon as they are prop
eriy saturated. Wait till you see look
mg-gass before brOaching the subject.
DO not fly 10 the bathhOuse like moist
nglt Of way. People will fancy you have
Geae something to be ashamed of.
10 not e5yress your emotions by wild
gestculatoLs and weird Outcries. The
language Of the country ID the best me-
uum oI communication ia or out of the
water.
Donot feel grieved and hurt at your fe-
maze friends not counting recognition
WINE immersed. Take it for granted that
saey beheye they have good reasons for
bhgm. Pm
70 not hurry on your clothes and leave
3oN Yaiaables in the bathh0use. They are
frequently very difficult to recover under
sdea circumstances.
1, 10 hot vow you will never battle again
ntlere Dc some little hitch in the arrange
gen1S. People will not believe you. or, if
. hfh. ''''''A 'Ae "OI7e Vi Iou
., 1atse prohibitions are not novel or
4 olAaed to any territory. ANY one who
II Py them F'''0' "a" sup