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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
street Committee.

The Committee on Streets will make
their annual tour on Wednesday and
will map out their work for the fiscal
year,
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17

Cathedral, where solemn High Mass viii
be celebrated and : pansgyric will be
delivered. AT night, at MnrPhy's par
lors, banquet. CHOICE and select, will
be spread, and song and sentiment will
have full sway.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
WHEAT sAKuxs.powDen

TT CONTAINS 40 INJURIOUS
INGREDIENTS.
II leaves no deleterious substances Ira the
bread. ~ all pure grape Cream Of Tartar
and Alum Powders do.
81 restores 20 the Flour the highly -Impor-
tant constituents rejected In the bran ef
the wheat.
u makes better and lighter biscoit than
any other Baking. Powder.
MARTIN KALBFiEisCHs SONS.
New York.
Established 1929.
for sale by ieading yroeen.
NH i7-TuA1b3a
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17

THE ASIATIC TALlSMAN. "a. 4
l. GRAND PREVENTIVE OF CHOLERA,
the coming plague. Buy at once! Worth
lis weight in gold 70 any one! \ perfect
safeguard, None should be without one
Price % cesis each. Five for 81. Liberal
discount to tIade. send stamped addressed
envelope. with % cents for salnple. Agents
and General Agents wanted in every city
and town in United states. Address.
ASIATiC TAlISMAN CO.,
No. fo3 Lucas avenue, ST. Louis. Mo.
NH l0-dAwlm
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
SMOKY TRIxY CIGAkr.

COTGHS AND HOARsENESs.--rhe irritation
which induces coughing Immediately re-
iieVed by USE Of "BRowSs BRoNCHIAL
TRoomks. Sold only in Ioxes.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
THE VERNON TOOTHBRUSH.

C0NSU MPTION.--I have a positive
" remedy for the above disease; by Us
use thousafds of cases Of the worst kind and
OF long Standing have been csred. Indeed,
80 strong n my faith In its efficacy That
win send TWO BOTTLES FREE. together
With y LUABIE TI,EATisEo this DIS
ease. 70 nny sufferer. Gi,erxprcss and post
offlee addrss Ds. r.. A. sfOt'IM.
ISL Pearl street New York.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
ExCr RssssSs.

EUROPEAN TOURS FOR YOUNG
~ LADIES.--Miss ANNE SHAW. until
March gid. Ut 83e west trace str0et, VIII -
happy 10 receive. between the houn u IN
and =. on every week day excopt Monday
and Thursday. young iadics,o ,or their 0ien4n)
who desire 10 Join her small and aoleee tray-
cling parties. nh s,lO,l3,l&lJlos
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17

MATzoEs, MATzoEs.

| viii commence baking and delivering
MATZOtS ON r tsDAy, March I7ih. Al
that have ordered Of me win Please be ready
10 receive them, as the prices arr low and
have great many to ke, and not great
deal OF time 10 do u In.
x !. u. BRIGGS.
Baker and confecfiouer.
nh iI-st 7o7 Main street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17

LIBRARY zone Number week for
81 wee ks. 10 %
Postage free in The United Stairs and
Canada.
Iadcr 10 Hdrper's Magazine TO go
Svo., Cloth......................."" "
HARPER'S CATALOGUE, comprising
titles Of about 1000 volumes, sent on re-
ccipt OF 10 cents.
HARPER & BROTHERS,
NH l7-lt New York.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
Choice virginia Hams,

large sizes, at l2lc. per pound ; also.
Smithiield Hams, extra quality, cured
from the native hogs. at Christian Il
Whites.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
Asn-EI.KADER.
Erssx.ss eprex x,rxIsIEs.

IsOR SALE. THE STOCK AND
u sap0ls. W1l.l. 0f Az EsTAbi .isht.D
Bs. eINt sn Broad street 4 good ehkiise
Ier 4 ,0pn9 nan starting business WIN
~ ssi sspaisi. Gotd reason given fVf ~sni- MI
A. = III IN IS ,ne. address /. 81 g. -, boA
S3f tnh is.f. .isu&rusw
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
SMOKE TRIxY CIGARS.

THE DESPATCH JoB-PRISrISG HOUSE is
thoroughly equipped TO do all kinds OF Book
AND JoB-PKINrIS6 at the shortest notice.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17

I ADIES.-pennyroyal piIist'. chich-
- esters thglish y are worth their weight
in gold. Full particulars, &c. Chichester
fhsmical Co., zsis Madison square phiia-
deiph:a. fe l4-1t,. III, ,saHsu, tApl
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
ToOTH-BRUSHEs-

/
VERNON, LOONEN, AND OTHERS.
Also. ToOTH-BRCSHEs in pairs inside
and ouisidel.
HAIR-BRUSHES. great variety-in price
from - cents to $40.
NAII-BRUSHES. H-BRU SH rs,
COMBS, SHOE-BRU SHES, &c.
]. BLAIR.
NH IL cnrner Rrnad md NlnIh sin,eis.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
DRUGS, MEDICINES. Ac.

EAIRCHILD'S MASSALINE, WAR
CIFIC. BROWNS IRON BIITERS, BAT
TIES BROMIDlA. LAMBERT'S LlSTE-
RINE. BULLS COUGH SYRUP. ALL
COCKS POROUS PLASTERS, CAPCiNE
PLAsTERS, &C., wholesale or retail. by
l.. WAGNER.
NH l5-9te Sixth and Broad streets.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
AaCrIex SALES re.pAY.

r.. n. COOK, 10 a. NJ, household furniture
sc.
T.. 4. GARRISON, II. e. q. r., saussgr-
machine and po~er at 7.2 west Cary
street. st I2i. o clock T.. NJ.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17

TIE DIAMOND OF 0ILS-THE
i DIAMOND WHITE SAFETY OIL.
Perfectly safe: no odor, no charming, no
smoke economical for use In lamps or oil
stoves. Nobetler Oil made. For sale By l..
WAGNER. Druggist corner OF Sixth aud
THEIR oIoseN, corner Of rNird aud Main
streets NH l5~zts
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
II Eri E 81 $S$$S$$ $'f 3
90 M nP oU, U,,rU Nm Nm Pnh u

Extracts from letters:
From DR.. c. A. BRYCE, editor Southern
C1iHic. The Syrup meetsmy most sanguine
expectations. lind II superior Ia the ma
iority OF preparations. | heartily recon-
mend il tO the profession
Dr. {. r.. ANDERSON. druggist. 14l2
Broad street 4" have only given IL 10 those
who failed 10 experience any relief from
other remedies. II seems to- give great relief
at night 10 those unable to sleep on account
of pulmonary troubles. whose health i'm
proved very much under It's use.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
DICKLE PICKLE PICKLE -

Having taken the agency OF one OF the
largest pickle manufacturers In the East, !
am now prepared TO iill orders from the
wholesale or retail dealers. Please call aud
examine the goods. WM. JENKINS,
NH I4-4t it33 Main sirest.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
RASK KrATEMENTS.

iIsl;lp0iS DgpoRT t,'Tf on THE CONDITION OF
In PLANTERS NATIONAL BANK
or aiciiMoxi, yAs At RICHMOND; ~
THE STATE OF NIhsiNin, N .an. LIE
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-17
MN MN A RKR X X" sses
n MsMM NM II A a sRR : SIS.
y Y MAAA 3 RYx \ sass

is n harmless but eficarious remedy for
COUGHS, COLDS. ASTHMA, BRONCHl-
tbs. CONSUMPTION, and all PULMO-
NARY AND BRONCHIAL TROUBLES.
lt does not contain one single grain OF NOR
phine. opium. or other opiate or poisonous
narcotic. our formula cheerfully furnished
upon application.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06

Catherine Murphy. Commencing at a
point in S line of lot s, block 9, Ter
race Park Addition to St. Paul,
1921 tt E from SW corner of
said lot s.: thence E on said S line
1922 tt; thence NW'ly TIA fit to a
point 72.6 # E from w line of said
lot 8: thence WHY 80 # more or less
parallel with said line; thence Sly
to beginning, being part Of said lot
8, block 9 said Addition. ...... Ss
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
Confirmation Of Assessment for Oakland
Street Sewer System.
OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL, Mimi, June !, 1885. J

OFFICE OF THE BOARD OF PUBLIC WORKS,
CITY OF ST. PAUL. Mimi, June !, 1855.
The assessment of benefits, costs and ex-
penses arising from the construction OF
Avenue to Pleasant Avenue; thence on oak
land street to present terminus OF Oakland
street sewer; on Dale street. from north line
of Holly Avenue to Henhepin Avenue; thence
on Hennepin Avenue to point so feet weston
Dale street; also on Dale street, from Henne-
pin Avenue to Dayton Avenue; on Portland
Avenue from Dale street 10 Mackubin street;
ON Holly Avenue, from Dale Street
to Mackubin street; on Ashland Ave
nue. from Dale street to Mackubln
street: on Lanrel Avenue. from Dale
street to point 800 feet east of Mackubin
street; on Summit Avenue, from Mackubin
street to Oakland street; on Selby Avenue,
from Dale street to point 300 feet east OF
Kent street; on Dayton Avenue, from Dale
street to point ESQ feet east of Kent street.
in the City of st. Paul, Minnesota, having
beencompleted by the Board of Public Works
in and for said city, said Board will meet at
their Office in said city at 2 p. H. and the END
day of June. A. d. 1855, to hear objection
Gf any to said assessment at which time and
place, unless sufficient cause is shown TO the
contrary, said assessment will be confirmed
by said Board.
The following is q list of the supposed
owners names, a description of the property
benefited and the amounts assessed against
the same, tO-wit:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
MINNEAPOLIS COURTS.
District Court.

District Court.
NEW CASES.
Eta c. Moody VS.. George W. Moody; ac-
ton for divorce
Helm & Meyer VS.. The Minneapolis Bar
rel Company; to recover 81, $50 Tor goods
COURT CASES.
Before Judge Koon.
Tousley Il Brown VS.. IL. A. McGindley ct
al; Judgment for plaintiff.
JURY CASES.
Before Judge Koon.
W. H. Flanagan VS.. n. G. Leighton;
verdict for plaintiff for $3.50.
before Judge Young.
VIM. Cheney, assignee, VS.. Thos 2. Stone.
jury trial waived and case tried by courtr
Judgment order for the Dry Woods Lumbe:
Company, interpleader; stay of thirty days
ordered.
Roderick L. Belle VS.. The Hennepin
County Catholic Building and Loan Asso-
citation; jury trial waived.
Moses Green VS.. Mrs. L. j. Williams;
tried By court and judgment for plaintiff
for $3.50.
Thomas Jaffney VS.. Francis Doyle; tried
and verdict for plaintiff for $40.
Merriman, Barrows & Co. VS.. w. L.
Bowen: referred to Daniel Fisk.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
YOUNG MEN

Who may be suffering from nervous debility
will do well to avail themselves of this, the
greatest boon ever laid at the altar of suffer-
ing humanity.
DIR. SPINNEY WILL GUARANTEE TO FORFEIT
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS for every case OF
weakness or disease of any kind Or character,
which he undertakes and fails to cure. He
would therefore say to the unfortunate suf-
ferer who may read this notice, that you arc
treading on dangerous grounds when you
longer delay in seeking the proper remedy For
your complaint. You may be in the first
stage-Remember that you are approaching
the last. If you are bordering on the last and
are suffering some Or all of its i'll effects, re-
member that if you Obstinately persist in pro-
crastination the time must come when the
most skiIlful physician can render you no as.
sistance; when the door of hope will be closed
against you when no angel of mercy can
bring you relief. In no case has the Doctor
failed of success. Then let not despair work
itself upon your imagination. but avail your
self of the beneficial results of his treatment
before your case is beyond the reach Of medi-
cal skill, or before grim death hurries you to
premature grave.
Piles Cured Without Using Knife or
Lfgature.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
THE SOCIETY DANIA.
II Celebrates the Anniversary Oh Lts
National Independence.

National Independence.
Yesterday was the Danish day OF national
ndependence. similar. in some respects 10
our Fourth of July. 1t was celebrated last
aight bv the Society DANA of this city III Il
citing manner. in Martins hall, at the cor
nerof Cedar and Washington avenue Soutl-
The attendance was large and the aHaf
was esneciallv happy. The program con-
sisted of musical numbers by the DalilSh
singing society. 4 pleasing SOLO oy MIS-.
Eounret. and an Grafton by the heF. -
Dan. pastor of the Danish Lutheran church.
The exercises were all conducted III the
Danish tongue.
In the wear 1919 King Frederick VII
voluntarily gave to Denmark free eonSu-
tuition. by appointing a congress OF the
eminent statesmen of the kingdom to orig
mate and form the present administrative
system OF the country, composing fOlkS-
thing and landSthing. Who. III connection
with the ministers, drafted the constitution
still in ycrle in Denmark. One important
and radical change in The administration
was giving the poor equal personal ilDer-
ties and the rights of the ballot with the
wealthy. Previous to the change 1t was
compulsory that all subjects of the queen
should be members of the Lutheran church.
but since that date the people OF that nation
enjoy the broadeSt religious liberties. The
fact that the country attained its liberties
without bloody struggle makes the event
more notable. and is better appreciated.
perhaps. by the descendants OF the coun-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
DISTRICT COURT NOTES.


Harry B. Moran and Alice Othoudt, Wal
ter S. BranrO and Lammie VI. Singleton
Andrew Melarski and Annie Warwick yes
terday obtained marriage licenses.
Amendments to the articles of the Brad
ner Smith Paper company were yesterday
filed with the register of deeds.
Eta C. Moody, aged 90 years, began
action for divorce against G. w. Moody,
aged so years, to whom she was married at
Hartford, Conn. Oct. 3, 1874. 1t is al
legged that he deserted her three years ago.
Louis johnson asks leave to change his
name to Louis J. Under, on the ground
that there are so many Louis Johnsons in
kIttson county, where he owns land. that
mistakes in the titles are made.
\ warranty deed was fled yesterday con-
veying lots to 80, except lots 10 TO 1G,
block Z. Encouragement of the Firth divis-
ion Of Remington Park. from C. 4. Horn
10 Z. j.. Daniels for S2f 400.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06

StITUATION wanted BY man who has had fifteen
~ years experience as shipping clerk, bookkeeper
and travelling agent IN implement business. Address
O.. Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
4 New Ez0spftaJ.

Ever since last fall, the ladies of the
Northwestern Hospital association have re-
allied that the present building. on Three
and-a-half avenue, was entirely insufficient
for their uses and requirements. At the
monthly meeting in January the subject
was first formally preached. but no action
taken. In February it was decided that
each lady should come to the March meet
ing provided with views ON d location. but
the result was by no means satisfactory.
In the April meeting j. d. Blake offered to
donate piece of ground and a committee
was appointed to examine it. This PROPOSE
ton brought forward two others. one by
". D. Washburn offering grounds near the
children's home. Both of these were found
10 be so distant as to be inconvenient. but
at the last meeting, the ladies desired to ac-
cept site donated by L. N. Stewart, an
acre of land occupying a commanding
position at the corner of Chicago
avenue and Twenty-seventh streets. The
land has an available frontage, both on Chi
cago avenue and Twenth-seventh street.
With the site scared, the Northwestern
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
MIDDLE-AGED MEN

There are many at the age from 80 to 60
who are troubled with frequent excavations
Of the bladder, often accompanied by slight
5narting or burning sensation and weaken
iHg the system in a manner the patient can
rot account for. On examining the urinary
deposits ropy sediment will often be found,
and sometimes small particles Of albumen will
appear, or the color will be of a thin, or milk
ish hue, again changing to a dark and torpid
appearance There are many men who die of
this difficulty, ignorant of the cause, which is
the second stage of weakness of me vital Or
gans. DR.. S. will guarantee perfect cure in
all such cases, and healthy restoration Of
these organs.
Only one interview requiredin the majority
of cases. Balance of treatment can be taken
at home without any interruption to business.
All letters or communications strictly conf
Dental. Medicines packed so as not to excite
curiosity and sent by express, if full descrip-
ton Of case is given, but personal inter-
view in oil cases preferred.
OFFICE HOURS--9 to IL 3. M, and to 5 and
to 0 p. m. Sunday, to 10 a. N. only. Con-
Rultation free.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
MEDICAL.

Well known as the founder of the Montreal
&C. E. MEDICAL INSTITUTE, and having given
his entire attention for the past twenty years
to the treatment of chronic and special dis.
eases incident to both sexes, his success has
produced astonishing results. By his method
of treatment, the suffering are fully restored
to original health. He would call the atten-
tion OF the afflicted to the fact of his long
standing and well-earned reputation. as suf-
acieRt assurance of his skill and success.
Thousands who have been under his treat
ment have felt and expressed emotions of
gratitude yelling up from hearts touched for
the first time by the silken chord that whis-
pers of returning health.
Those suffering from Catarrh or Bron-
chitis can be assured of u perfect cure by his
new method Of treatment.
DIR. SPINNEY can detect the slightest dis
ease Of the Chest, Lungs or any internal
organ, ard guarantees cure in every case
he undertakes.
1t matters not what your troubles may be,
come and let the Doctor examine your case
IL 1T Is DURABLE HE WILL TELL YOU so; IF
NOT HE WILL TELL YOU THAT; for he will not
undertake case unless he is confident of eff
fecting a cure. 1t will cost you nothing for
consultation; so please call and satisfy your
self whether the Doctor understands your
case.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
Yesterdays Criminal Business.

Another busy day in the municipal court
Yesterday was the result of the vigilant
work Of the police department the previous
night
Thomas Fitzpatrick, charged with an as
sault with dangerous weapon, had his
case continued to June u.
The parrot larceny, case. which has at
tracted so much attention, was dismissed,
it being a question of Indebtedness rather
than theft.
p. A. Graham's case (cattle running at
large) was continued until June -, as were
the cases of selling liquor without license
against Helena Gastrow, William Dlttman
and George Rumm
Sam May. Lewis May and Matilda May,
composing the family arrested for kicking
Deputy Sheriff CreSSy from their house
When he was trying TO serve writ OF at
tachment upon their household goods, were
tried. Samuel was fined S25, Lewis $50
and Judgment was arrested until to-day.
William Folsom and George Brown are
boys who are under arrest for stealing flutes
and other musical instruments from +. w.
Barrett'S store. The trial was continued.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
Notes About Town.

NOTES ADUNI Il OWL
Schools closed yesterday for the summer
vacation.
The electric light wires last evening
burned some of the telephone wires, rem
dering them useless.
The social dance by the Hibernians last
evening was largely attended and they en-
joyed themselves immensely.
The old red warehouse, after several
days work, has been taken across the Mil
waukee tracks and landed Oh its new found
alton south of the levee.
Last night graduation exercises took
place at the First Presbyterian church,
when the pupils of the schools presented
an excellent program to those present The
occasion was an interesting one.
The shoot yesterday between members of
Company K, captained respectively by Bar
clay and Lee, resulted in favor of the for
mer by few points. The shooting was
more noted for misses than hits, although
the distance was 200 yards. The score
would not bear criticism.
Mrs. Mcdonald, mother OF Judge Nc
Donald and State Senator Mcdonald, who
lives in the city with her daughter Mrs.
Gus Sanftenburg, received a very serious
fall yesterday, breaking the femur of the
right thigh in the hip socket. Owing to
her age the bone will be long in healing, and
she is liable to be always lame.
One of the first treats the music loving
citizens of Saltwater has had in some time
was that at the benefit entertainment to
Miss Agnes Green in the Presbyterian
church Thursday evening. Miss Green won
fresh la urels in her elocutionary efforts
The audi ence was composed of the elite of
the city, the various soci cites and churches
responding with full quota. The program
was good one and eXcellently renedred.
The Omaha road has put one extra train
on week days and two on Sunday between
this city and st. Paul and Minneapolis.
Trains arrive here daily, except Sunday,
from ST. Paul at 7:O2, 9:2O, Gas, 1850 a.
Ill, and at $50, 2:3O, $50. ITO and 9:37 D.
m On Sundays they arrive at 1850 a. NJ
and at $50, 3 and 9:37 p. IN. Trains dur
ing week days leave at 5:25, 7:40. S:35 and
11:10 a. IN. and 1:2S, $40, 4:5S, GAS and
S:45 D. M, and on Sundays at 5:25 and
LILO a. m. and I: 2S and 6:05 p. m. for st.
Paul. These arrangements cannot fail in
suiting everyone
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06

Eleanor F Willis and Elizabeth NJ For
syth. Commencing at SW corner of
lot s, block 8. Terrace Park Addition
to st Paul; thence E on line Of said
lot 8, 1921 #; thence My 66.s tt to
point 30 # E from W line of said
lot 8; thence W to w line of said lot
at q point 64.7 # from said SW cor
ner; thence to beginning, being
part Of said lot 8, block 9,said Addi- .
ton NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-06-06
LAST OF THE LETTER.
DIR. Ames' Paper S1sspealds For want
of Financial Strength.

DIR. AHes' Paper STIspellds For want
of Financial Strength.
The last number of the Minneapolis
Newsletter will appear this morning.
After lis year and half of eventful and
meteoric career. it closes with the remark
that it dies for want of BREATH" the eX-
chequer of DR.. Ames being exhausted. The
last number is a singular one. Besides the
valedictOry is a column of dOggerel in which
respects are paid to the several particular
victims of the NewS-Letter'S keen satire,
and the entire paper is very suggestive Of
WOlsey'S farewell 10 Cromwell. The paper
had many friends, principally on account of
its generOus-hearted proprietor, and there
viii be many expressions OF regret when its
demise becomes known. However. as it
says:
"A our funeral we solicit that no dirge
be play2d; that DAMS orchestra play lively
airs, and that the earth be thrown in upon
the coffin by the cartful. Sympathy is not
asked for All we want are flowers and
tears They will do much good. But
then some one should be detailed to see that
our grave is kept green. Of course the
prayers of the political pastors. which avail
eth nothing, will be given in profusion.
but IS none Of them have hitherto
moved a mountain, we stand in
no apprehension that that sort OF
stuff will make our bones rattle. :
When the city throws off its masquerade
suit and again stalks forth as the metropo-
lis Of the Northwest, the Newsletter will
probably be there with its Ratchet and
apple tree to set a good example to future
generations regarding the glacial period.
We die at this time only because we can
not get our breath. Cur parting words are:
God save Minneapolis from further
scourge of the locusts and give us good
crops next year,