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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-09-26

what grace the hustle bends; and the fra
GRANGE it breatheS out, like the heroine in
All IIallow'ee Paper bustles are the
best Made of the Mendoza papers they
won't rattle and give ii away, and as they
don't improve the head they can be utilized
to add to the human form divine.
Robert liOrr, Bert fireman, Mrs fireman
and Miss Emma Reese, all of Aurora, were
in attendance at the HOrr-Treman wedding
"Wednesday evening.
Ed. F. Reed has been appointed post
master at La Noble.
Miss Ollie Lee and S. Ed. Smith will LIE
married next week. The cards are out.
The ladies want to beware of woman
teaching a new style of stamping; it is a
fraud
Billy Nolan will locate at Homer in about
"A week and sell tough steak to the classic
Homerites.
Stuarts Dramatic Company, who were
to have appeared here soon, have ask ed the
manager Of the opera house to cancel their
engagement Perhaps Stuart thinks we
have had enough of one horse shows, but
Casper Fischer said the Mendoza Turnve-
rim wrote to Stuart requesting him to come
bet to -
Geo. Fritz was presented by his wife
with handsome boy on Tuesday last; the
only child.
Emmer Raley, of Ottawa, and Charles
Scholtleld, of this city, will start carriage
trimming and uphostering establishment
on Washington street. The firm is Schol
field Il Raley.
OliyerGiberson, formerly of Ottawa, has
located in this city.
The Two Johns Comedy Company-John
w. Ransome, Across the Atlantic Harry
Clitford's Mystic Ferns and Will. c.
Smiths Bell Ringers are all booked for
the opera house in October.
Gas was struck big on Jerry Coonen's
farm one mile east OF Mendoza.
Mr. S. Higgins (no relation to Ed and
Miss Rena Swisher were married last week.
Grand opening of roller academy for the
fall season on Oct Is, 1G and II. Marshal
lack will be present. ROSE BUD
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-09-26
Vicinity Items.

The road from Belvidere to Spring Val,
ley has been al graded, and the track laid
beyond Homer. Trains are expected to be
running inside of a month.
Charles BARNARD, who was indicted for
the burning of the steamer Joe Fleming at
DePue last spring, was tried at Princeton
last week and acquitted, no particle of evi.
dence being adduced against him.
j. II. Shay, recently Streator minister,
has formed partnership with Judges
Burns and Ong of Lacon. The new law
firm will have its headquarters at Streator
and Lacon, Burns, Ong & Shay is the
firms name.
Joliet penitentiary Saturday is REV" Sam
uel McGhee, who was sent up from Lee
county In 1877, for IA years, for the murder
of his good wife. He has learned the har
ness makers trade since his confinement in
the prison. At the time of Mrs McGhee's
death they had two children, son and daugh.
ter the son has since died and the daughter
has married and was mother at the age
of fourteen.
A La Sale principal, who recently chased
one of his pupils into his fathers yard
and kicked the little fellow, was set upon
by the irate parent and pummelled in royal
style. The father of the child was arrested
and fined IS. The next day the principal
of the school met the father and offered to
pay the fine. He was told that the fine was
$40, which he paid and the father had the
satisfaction of making IS out of the trans
action.
Hib Corwin, of Peru, has this 70 say Of
the female ball tossers, who played at his
city last Sunday: 1.-THE pitcher was barely
able to throw the ball to the home plate,
and every effort she made brought bowls
of appreciation and amusement from the
large and intelligent audience. A grounder
bounded up and took the catcher on the
nose. She burst into a regular female boo
hoo and had to be coddled for half An hour
before she could resume her position. The
fact is-viewed as base ball exhibition,
the thing was flat failure-from other
points of view, the visit of the Amazon.
ians' to Peru might be considered an i'm.
mense success. An immense crowd was
present, comprising prominent citizens of
La Sale, Ottawa, Mendoza, Tonica Gran.
vile, Lostant, Hennepin, Henry, Utica and
other places, and every individual good
humoredly acknowledged himself sold
The gate receipts were about $780,"
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-09-26

When BABY was sick, we gave her CASTORIA,
When she was n Child She cried for CASTOEIA,
When she hcclmo Miss, she clu..g to CASTORIA,
When she had Children, she gave them CASTORI.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-09-26

Those who believe that nature will work
off a cough or cold should understand that
this is done at the expense Of the constitu.
ton. Each time this weakens the system,
and we all know that the termination Of this
dangerous practice is consumptive's grave.
Don't take the chances, when q fifty cent
bottle of DR.. Bigelow's Positive Cure will
safely and promptly cure any recent cough,
cold, or throat or lung trouble. Buy the
dollar bottle, Of E. Y. Griggs, for chronic
cases or family use.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-09-26

On Sunday night about 0 o'clock the fire
department was called out to the residence
of Jas. Lansing, on the west side. The fire
originated by the bursting of lamp In
chicken brooder A barn, shed and chicken
house were consumed. Loss about $780,
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

A MIRACLE The persistent a,,en-
tons which are iradiiionAlly supposed 10
BE- paid BY the London policeman, sia.
toned on the more fashionable beats
Of that metropolis. 10 servant girls. j.
20, always borne on, BY facts. and . good
story now going the rounds q the Lon.
don press = told ia oonection With Nis'
oogn, Sherbrooke Ills lofdship's butler
discovered burglar in store closet one
evening between zine and ten O'Clock
The butler took the dspreda'or 10 BIZ.
master, ~to happened to BE- in his study
Al the time. and ssksd whether be should
send for policeman. Certainly" re-
Piled bis lordship, "or rather, III rims
for one and % saying he rang The
bell.
A servant appeared, whom the VS.
eoun, grAvsly requested "lo 70 into the
kitchen aud bring up aPolieeman OF two.
The domestic returned. and said there
was no policeman on the premises.
"WhA, :" exclaimed bis lofdship. "do
you mean 20 tell me that with plain
cock and three housemAids ia my employ
there i no policeman 10 my kitchen IL
Is = miracle. and our prisoner shall rep
the benefs Of il. Butler, le, the man 10
instantly"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20
A PHILOSOPHICAL ANSWER

The value OF services rendered ny skilled
workmen should not be calculated by the
time 10 takes 10 perform the task. Allow.
auce should be made for the weeks and
months spent by thorough workmen In
learning how ~ do their work well. This
knowledge has it, money value.
while Judge Tracy Was on the circuit,
going from court, bis trace broke. The
Judge spent over half an hour trying 10
mend Il, bot 10 no purpose. His patience
was exhausted, and he expressed his yexs.
tlon In words. A negro came along, and
the Judge told him OF his trouble. The
negro let out the trace. cut hole In II,
and the JOB was done.
why" said the Judge, "cocld | not
have thought OF thstf"
"well. master" said the negro, "dont
yoc know some folks IL jest naturally
smarter than tothersf"
That's so" said the judge. "what shalt
pay you for fixing my traoef"
"well, msrster, 80 cents will do, said the
negro"
"Fifty cents, :" said the Jadge. "You
were not ave minutes at It,"
II DO not charge any cents for doing n, I"
said the negro. "Icharse you twenty ave
cents for doing Il and twenty-five for know
ing how 10 do It."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

PAEiIANENTAEN l.Aw.-He bad new
er presided over a deliberate assembly
bu, ne knes ~ha, be- WAITED which 4
the main thing ior the Chairman q 4
meeting 10 Know AID he sAid "Tseniy
i've gentlemen have voted ye. and forty
gentlemen have voted no. and the mo-
uon Is carried
"Ho~ DO yoa make ,ha, on, p shoa,'
Cd several voices.
"why.' .aii the chairman. "you q
according 70 Gushing. doa', you p
The dlsgrun,led ones had 10 admit
that they did.
"Well. then continued the pafliA'
msn,sry nsophyie. "doesn', be say thai
two negatives are eqaivAlsn; 10 one At.
frmAiive, which Is the same thing 81
saying that one affirmative j. equivalent
% two negatives.
There wss : tendency to doab, thai
Cushing contained any such rule until
one old gentleman Who bad voted in The
negative. said "lt's 10 use. fellers
were beaten; I've heard that rule evsi
since I WAS yoangsisr."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

A MUSCULAR JUDGE.-While Judge
Round,ree sss making out the commit
men, Of John Kennedy, At Santa Cruz,
Cal. Wednesday. the prisoner attempted
10 clean on, the court room. He ~A-
ssiIed BY Constable and desperate
struggle snsaed. Kennedy ~as getting
the bes, Of the officer. when the Judge,
having flushed writing the commitment,
descended from the bench and removing
his coat. took hand in the row. Judge
Round,rse !. noted for bis ply steal Prov
ess and soon succeeded in subduing the
prisoner Who At the end Of the melee Was
in the condition Of knocked out Pugi-
lat. The Judge then imposed an adj
diiional sentence Of 80 days imprisOn-
msnt on Kennedy for eon,emP, Of court.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20
WHERE THEY ARE.

wusnE TnsY VISIT fRoN AND NHAf
TuEY ARE DOISo-S oNE ONToHp Cow
IN PEorLE GIVE a. fEw Personal
POINTs.
Editor Democrat
| gladly comply with Jour invitation
though I am rather iardy. | was born
At West Bethel. in Oxford Co. in 1889,
where my father. Geo. W. Grover still
live. At an advanced age. attended
the "FlAt' school and Bethel Academy
With such a l,t q excellent teachers a.
q. n. Blown. Sllome T~i,ehell. Salome
Chapman, J. Bradley Locke. Eleanor
Eams., Luoreiia Bean. o. ID. Grover
ID. n. Grover. Esther 5. Wight and Dr..
y. r. True how could be anything but
a teacher. For better preparation 'or
the work | entered the Bndgewsief state
Normal School q Mass. Maine having
no Normal school. a, that time grad.
uasd in 1862. Taught In Mas. and
Maine until 1865. when vas mAuied
20 q clA.smats. Oliver Howard. u kas-
ton. Mass. We both obtained positions
under the Frcemen's Aid Society q Boz
ton. and were sent TO North Carolin, to
teach colorsd people Ons year 70 New
burne and another in Raleigh. Return
cd 10 Ma. and from thence came 70
Greeley. Colorado. in 1871, 20 join the
Union Temperance Colony founded TIE
year before by Horace Greeley. Ny hu'-
band vas ore q the h'si teachers here
and Afterwards became Superintendent
Of the Colony. We have a pleasant
home IN the suburbs q h'ufishing
young city Of 5000 Inhabitants. We
now have a large school Of our own.
Five o. the number We send out 20 our
excellent graded schools here and two
kinder gafiner remain a. home yet.
Daring al these year. the OXFORD DrS-
ocR,r ha. been one Of the most welcome
papers among large list q periodicals.
bringing us news of cur fsr ch home
friends. and spicy reading from The bills
aud wales q Oxford
Your. Truly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

PfcKLED ONIONS Some like picked
onions son; some hard and nuity; some
think them pretiier when white and 0oitl-
"a 10 cOlOrless vinegar they Omen taste
OF nothing but that aud spices; but that
In cOlOred vinegar aud less nery condl'
ment-, you can f1sfs a. well ~ see, that
you are eating picked onions.
Gather the onions dry; expose them 70
the sun and air for fortnight. Peel them
without too much waste. For son picked
onions throw them into boiling salt and
water, and boil them until you can Pot
steel fork Into them. Skim out Into plat
tiers 10 drain OF, then put into Jars or bot
ties. and pour hot vinegar, spieed 70 taste'
over them. Cork up tightly. For hard,
white picked onions, peel and scatter san
over them, and let them stand three days
Drain through q colsnder, pack In bottles,
and pour over them white vinegar (ehem-
lists vinegar In which plenty OF espsleum
has been stepped. -C0uairy GeafleD'an.
SPANISH PIcKLED OSIoSs.-Cut onions
Into thin slices; put layer Of them In
lar. sprlnkled with salt and cayenne pep
per, then add q layer Of onion, and season
ss before. Proceed In this way till the jar
is fall and pour cold vinegar over all I'll
covered. They will be ft TO use In
month.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20
coNrttN ESioNl.

-CoNrtrN N>IGuA
Comp I'D o. - letters.
Nv Whole l. an extract from a poem
written ~ popular American pat.
The - words the definitions Of which
are givcu In thc enigma. " placed Ia The
regular order In which they are used will
form another extract from The same poem.
Nv a.. %. 81. SIS. -, 2. 81, 90. ID, ~
wir name the post. ant 10. 50, 81, 10, 90,
50. ~. g.. 6 What A. writer he was con-
sidsrgd % BE-.
Nv Dr., %. % ~, q, 81 as confidence
tsdae.
N, sscoaa "a. SD use We 10 decline
Nv third (ag. ~. "a. s., ~, - denoisth
time % cone.
Nv ioar,hs d. l.. y. "a, Sol an sdvsrt
shortened some.
Nv ana ms. I. N, "a. So. q, -. 81 Is
pleasing. fair OF gay.
Nv sixth 20. 81. COZ 10 Que sense means
DELAY.
nv seventh 10. g. ssl some call an aalse'
tive.
Ny eighth .ss. 20. -. iel have long sInc'
ceased % live
Nv ninth lsi. "a. q. ssl We pe'er shhii SEE
again.
Nv ,enth fss. 4. -. 81 W DO With al
dead men.
nv lsvsu,h -. 20. Sd ia prououn and
Ny twelfth az. an. -, ~ deiauci youl
understand
Nv thirteenth llo. a.. 81 Il . deed ! tro~
Nv fourtseuth ~, a.. stl means The sans
knos
Nv aneeuth lG6. 9l means surrounded BY
NJ sixtecnih GA. ~. a. nouns doth mod
~.
Nv seventeenth lts. 10. 81. -. ii "a.
Ah.tlnE. ani
nv eighteenth lsi. 60. a.. IS. .. p, sel II
% BE- a. hanf.
NJ nine,ssn,h a.. :. -. 50. SD ,ha, W
live attests.
NJ twentieth les. 50. o. -. a.. ssl d. sher'
u rests
Nv ,wsniy.ar.t as. q. iel doth words
uults.
Nv twenty second (cs. %. $50 rules Alright
NJ twenty .ihirds u.s. :, OBJ, Z, CD. q. ~
above us quite ~ r'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20
STANDARD JOKE % ALPHABET.


A.. an. gr.en Appls that Nils little boysi
m 4, he Harder and boarding house lols
d me spring Chicken aud Clam IN we 'hor
ID A. the Duae and the Dynamite powder
n h the Filtof killing poet
n Ia the foot, a. Chicago girls SHOW ~
80 smpfv e,un Goat and Gas meter uttcfi
IA 4. the lissh and Hair In the buttef
4 IL the lee man. 81 course, To- cfeA"t
IL The Jersey mosquito supreme -. ....
n. the klek ~ The male when hos mad
1. /. the Lover that's bounced ~ NE Gao -
A is Nav Moving and Mother inlss 81.
~. the Nlassrs's hackmans BIG mas
Ois the tue Og stef IN Chureh 80 - thhf
n. Ficnte. flumher, fie, Poet snn IN -
u A the Question that's popped ~ ~ alif -
Al Il th. Roller Rint-ns sect 81 all
Il IL the stoyepips. and shoricate - nptAl .
Tts the Tramp AMI fhtnksfiNinf tnfArli
- ire 4 mbfelia that's 4 scd up and lent
n IL the Ncrsrs 10 neespspfrt sent
" IL Watermelon Immense
l. the small Raster honnetn Arfnsf
h the leap Year that tea ies men boise
IL The Iany who "chestnuis" these l9kes
-Dffr0H Pre- Pres
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20
CarAKRH

l. very prevalent and exceedingly disa'
grceable disease. liable, N neglected, 10
develop into serious consumption. Being
a constitutional disease. IL requires q con
stitutionai remedy like Ho0fs Sarssparil-
Ia, which, acting through the blood. reaches
every part OF the system, sfecting radl-
cal and permanent cure OF catarrh In even
lts most severe forms. II IL made only BY
&. I. Hood & Co, Lowell, Mass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20
TRUE I,(oNaux

Every one must pfaftrc frns Co.,.
ED IN ~. hst \ IL 90 fcou' ~ h = -
~ -. - tad a1uf, bti better al ~, .iaIs
any klnd az M seonou|ttl 10 u.s !, - 4
thousssd tines sorss lss "shoff, - fiI
pfeends 70 sufs, tui nakss ~ 80 i, -, ~
ssAs ne beft iCot L. re etfrr..,
- nnuhioat aud fifcn hfulrg fa'iI. y. 80
fm, ttfn fmali llaffHsf. tranrf o.
enc, uh'el cares even tine fFfn y af
Pads iH ~
'rhsrs :. nofs real soiii .s...
81 ~. - hlinel ani Liver nfnlrI H. 81
diseases q u prertfe.i far ihsn u i 49,. =
40 called esfes The De- Is 81 10 q 80, f Ne
ssii fufss. fssfnrrs. ffsnIs.rsars
the Liver - mtrh hifrrYf. n aff.rsrf ftif
ofsanF creates mafFr icusa.rs.Ur ~ mar
ne enii1e sltitm. anf i L. Nfiff t.-..''.. q,
ssitui'l pftfeuf AZ eel a. ....
FfFsfi AT hheumtIIsm go ell 60 %.
GENE ffom ~ pure tfof. hffrtI. 49,. 80
ne spriI r. ihf safflI o. Iafs nti IN. 1.
hlNaA ihfffH NA 81 n tfa|N .trf.
ssspscsi sri iaisFssfisf Geo q 49,. i
eafs dtffiinfa on i'crnf 49, f.ll nlu'.. 4 .
ss ligsts ~ in.T cd l.ro Hfrfr,
So ths hIeci tfrr hT trrrirg fI. Ii -.
~. sf1mtch. nlsdfff al TrIlsr. $780,, ~
ous 18Th ne std trf.on rllf.rs ftfr III -
sfffm ~ ~ ~ fnisotouf aarr uf.t 49,
d.sesss ani dealt. in
ssii fststes ne teti affre ist. ....-.
removes ne rsuHraHI.m .|a|.. Lea e..
saoiiout ~ ihf Ata.Is. i.IafIa rr.r..' L. /.
Esns.
90 save teaf tsaifh b. r.'rs u.,r..t..-
and Liver hthluf. asr .UHn....f 49,.
Ifusr Ne infs ~ ila rrIrr.aas r..r
lgmas Ncstnfsf 49, rfrf.. fn..rII ..r...
essr..psss.ss. fsssiJ sssw.,.a q, i,
tessaitise thysisisn - fhs "a. ~
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20
WA, /. the difference between

-whA, Is the difference between a
fosgy day. the Prince Of Wales, an or
phan, q babooa and bald-hesded man
During . fosgy day the air Is apparent, I;
toe Prinee Of Wales Is the heir apparent,
baboon has a hairy parent; an orphan
has nary . parent; and . bald-hesded
man has nary . hair apparent.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Better s'op your cough While yoa can.
Bye aui bye roihlng will foit It's worth
hsstIns. that Parker. Tonic Il the best
thins knaan far cough.. co,i.. torpid llv-
~. Abbey troubles aEd weak lurgs You
fl,k your ne iu waiting Take i While
there u YET time.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

AT . trial over which Mr.. Jas,ic.
Maui presided, great doub, Was express.
ed % to whether little girl who hst
been called as witness, knew about III,
nature Of an oath. To silence eon,ro-
troyeuy the judge asked the child II she
knew where she would 70 to IL she told
. lie. The witness meekly replied. "Nc
sir" To which the Judge added. "A
very sensible answer. Neither do
know where you will 20 to. You may
swear the witness"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

and 90 you have received divorce
from that vagabOnd husband OF yours,
Mrs. Smith" Eyes; am glad 10 say tina,
have" "Dldnt you feel quite overpow-
cred when you heard the decision OF the
Jadgei" "Not exactly. I felt sort Of uu-
manned 40 10 sDeak
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

nScun,uoSs AND Souvenirs -Detaeh
the uoilcc from your bottle % hlr's ~.
io,- Dlct. and mall pr dlrecilons on each
bottle. and thus secure an assortment OF
our olegaut decorative Advertisements
Souvenirs. etc. MY. ID. SYEur Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

o'Ti. batter 20 have loved and lost,
Thsn never loved a. AL
It's also better % core your pains,
Than never get cured Al all.
TRY Great American Specine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

n oNE wGrG EJ's Cream Balm opened
q passage ln one uosifil through which
hai not hr,sihcd In three years, subdued
an Inflammation IN my throat, the result Of
catarrh. Col q. 81 NuLLiar. ossgo, "
4 See adv
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

F0n rTS ON rwEtvr NEvEs have been
severely tr.ctsd with Caiarrh. Never be-
fore found such decided relief A. ron
Flyy Cream Balm consider myself
cured j W. Hon rgton. Mechanicsvilie,
NY Price CD frnfsI
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Having been for years q great sufferer
from Rheumatism and Nsuralgla, ] tried a
bottle % it, Ani have taken nearly al o.
r. must have more % u aud some for
nv husband and mother Mrs J. Nelson
Jordan. Ellsworth. Ne.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Denying the soit Impeachment -. IL,
me see. aid q minister. Who was alllng
oct msrflsge certificate, and bad forgot
Tn the date. this Il The sth, i Il notf
" SO. slf. sAli the bride with some lndlg'
nation. "th.s Il only ny second.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Have used Dr. Thomss's fcleciflc on
Tor Group ard Colds, and declare u Posl'
live sure Contributed by WIN. nay, so
Plymouth Ave Bunai0, n Y.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

They sfc maklng FOO ofa lawyer In IN.
Del. Who spelled Rhode Island ko Duand'
boz there Is ~ excuse fof riilcule. u j.
the iaNYers husiusss 81 clear his client,
% msiisr hos be spells lt
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

When BABY -ls .iss. vs gave her castoriA
Wien shs -s . cAld. sAs ened fos C.,oria.
When she bscsn. ni.s. che eluns 70 css'oris.
When che had cAlAr.a, ,A. CAV. then c..'OriN-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

They src clean. sweet aud thorough ~
action. cure patio, strengthen weh paris
ara act instantly Call for Mp fias'e''
ard get ~ e5. ~ dealers
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

1t would seem. observes a thoughtless
exchange, that the best way q correct the
laWlessuess Of the age would be- % DIS.
charge IN accused and hang the Jury.
Yet W. doubt whether this works any ben.
edt. We oftsn hear 81 hung jurles.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Master ID. Frank Todd Of Milford, Sew
ard County. Neb, writes MY mother
wishes me ~ write you AMI say that she
always uses Church 4 Co = Arm a Hammer
Soda and ihluks u i very good.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

The doctors are al liable 10 b. mistaken
They were In my case. Il cost me 500 %
becsuso thcy said hal The Heart Disease,
and then told me must de. GrandmoiheI
all IL was Liver Complaint, and - worth
Of Sulphur Bltters cured me -JsaaiePoor
E.rtr1rf NIss
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Apsruliaf name 0. that OF a Loniou lsw.
ysr. " Itomss jolly Deah A. lawyers
aiNtys cad sober uvcs, The ahsufdiv OF
callirg one Jolly Desth' = ~ The more
rnrsuIruuus
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Tmr BuGDocK PLANT Is one ote of The
best dluretlcs o. kliuey regulators 10 The
vegetable world. and the compound known
a. Bardock Blood Blitsrs, l. unsurpassed
10 an Diseases % the Kldusys, Liver and
UlnON
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Atoms Judge has nned a man iof call.
ing him liar In court TsNas markham.
ship L. fstsflofstlrg Several years ego
Juige would never have hnsd MAJ Tor
thst Or.uce.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

Thsfc ar. two occasions when man
fnis out What en- airoclous villain be i
rcslly The ffst l. when BE- runs 70; The
alisfmaushlp ~ bis wari, and the second
il when hl. wife snes bin Tor divorce.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

An umbrella with = pistol At the end OF
The handle has been Invented. The old
fashioned umbrella goes on easy enough
Tor u
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-10-20

The police a. Long Branch suppressed
gambling ~ fsidlng one establishment
patfouiI.d BY negroes and leaving thai
patron lfed By whitss In ful blast