The Middlebury register and Addison County journal. [volume] (Middlebury, Vt.) 1883-1885, 1885-07-03

ScintiIintinR with sarcasm and brilliant
with ruth.
Nele York Correspondence american Rural Home.
Chap. /. HAS Malaria goes to Florida
Chap. II. "Overworked;n goes TO Europe
Chap. Ill elias Rheumatism:" goes to Ems
Chap. ". Has row with his Doctor
The above chapters Mr.. Editor, find in q
book recently published by an anonymous
author. / have read a deal of sarcasm in my
day, but l never read anything equal to the
sarcasm herein contained. l suspect the
experience portrayed is n personal one in
short, the author intimates as much on page
81. Let me give you a synopsis:
Malaria as it states is the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up mul-
tltude of i'll feelings which they do not under
stand, and do not much care to investigate
1t is also cover for such diseases as they
cannot cure. When they advise their pa
tent TO travel or that he has over
worked and needs rest and is probably suf-
terlng from malaria, it is a confession of ig-
norance or of inability. The patient goes
abroad The change is tonic and for a time
he feels better Comes home. Tickle appe-
tite, frequent headaches. severe colds cramps,
sleeplessness, irritability, tired feelings, and
general unfitness for business are succeeded
In due time by alarming attacks of rheuma-
tism which fits about his body regardless of
all human feelings.
1t is muscular'-in his back. Articular,-
in his joints. Inflammatory, my how he
fears it will fly to his heart! Now off he
goes to the springs. The doctor sends him
there, of course. to get well: at the same time
he does not really want him to die on his
hands
That would hurt his busnessl
Better for few days. Returns. After a
while neuralgia trans6xes him. He bloats
cannot breathe; has pneumonia; cannot
walk; cannot sleep on his left side, is fretful
very nervous and irritable, is pale and flabby:
has frequent chills and fevers; everything
about him seems to 60 wrong; becomes sus-
plcious; musters up strength and demands to
know what is killing him
"Great heavenN he cries, "why have YOU
kept me so long in ignorancel'
Because said the doctor, II read your
fate five years ago thought best to keep
you comfortable and ignorant of the facts. u
He dismsses his doctor, but too late
His fortune has all gone to fees.
But him, what becomes of him.
The other day well known Wall street
banker said to me, cit is really astonis hing
how general Bright's disease is becoming
Two of my personal friends are now dying
OF 1t. But 1t is not incurabe, | am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when his
physicians seid recovery was impossible
The case seems to me to be a wonderful one. u
This gentleman formerly represented his gov
eminent in n foreign country. He knows,
appreciates and declares the value of that
preparation because his nephew, who is q
sOll VI IdlllSI lCe-OOnSul was pro-
nounced incurable. when the remedy, War
ner's safe cure, was begun. YES said his
father, II was very skeptical, but since TAX
ing the remedy, the boy is we'll"
regret to note that ex President Arthur is
said to be a victim of this terrible disease.
He ought to live but the probabilities are
that since authorized remedies cannot cure
him, his physicians will not advise him to
save his life, as so many thousands have
done, by the use of Warmers safe cure, which
Gen. Christiabsen, at Drexel, Morgan &
Co.'S told me be regarded las wonderful
remedy
Well, l suspect the hero of the book cured
himself by the same means. The internal
evidence points very strongly to this conclu-
sion.
/ cannot close my notice of this book bet
ter than by quoting his advice to his readers
''lf, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as l have portrayed, do not put youl
trust in physicians to the exclusion of other
remedial agencies. They have no monopoly
over disease and personally know that many
of them are SO very Conscientious that they
would far prefer that their patients should &C
to heaven direct from their powerleSs hand.
than that they should be saved to earth by
the use of any unauthorized MEANS
And that the authors condemnation is toe
true, how many thousands duped, and yet
rescued, as he was, can personally testify