Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-05
BItiGiIr lsirs.

We notice that q contemporary speaks of
the March of Truth. Up To the hour OF gong
10 press we have failed 70 see the head Of the
procession. Where does the Tribune come ID 2
Life.
EXPLAINED.-Auger u young author
There seems TO be & conspiracy against me
among the publisher" Gimlet-"Iiow sOs'
Auger-"Ihey have all Of them declined the
same thlng. "-PUc6.
UNCLE JAKE to his chums, as an lllustra-
tion OF the simplicity OF stage load Of city
folks recently under his charge)--'EZ Wc
turned Glaggctt's Blum, about o'clock, the
hull crowd busted out in 'ohsI aud 'Ahs!
And what dye s'pose twas all about? Why,
one OF them common red an yaller sunsets"
--HdTloer's Basar.
PREPARED for the worst-Facetious PARTY :
81 say, boy, dye think your donkey would
carry the two of us" Boy: "Shure an
do, sur; but maybe We wouldn't mind lawn
me al yer money ana valuaDles, becase, don t
you see, he night bolt Wild the pair II yez into
The say and get drowned; anu shure thin I'd
be able to buy another"-F Fun.
VINO couatetb% futures blersings in disguise,
Ana "coFneFs,2 e'e9 IN grain scarce other
And looReth on the 'mareius as prizeP
9lR"s"s Tho Broker!
Who specu'ateth high with others cash,
And CuHeth for n time aSFoyatA tash,,
Then, sudden, goetn to donation smash?
va al -sTe The Cashier.
c~ avs III - - ia -NegQ Yos,S Sun.
81 eoT1CE, Bromley, that a neWo memory
has lIeen Invested arfEo0 rGv .0
,.,,aes, ~ President Adams of the, Cornell
1,edsFfeif s5lIedgs aas #se" we
An uncan seious memory You can steal
an0Cher mShE literary efforts without any
CON punotion- IL ia not plaglarlsm; it Is
slmphYrsn Instance of UNCONSCIOUS memory"
-T4yayf1dekIpei6 GQA, 5.1 F.c --.8.
you're 'ute stranger" LJrN 81F
BassoIt-.'Yes i don't often pass along this
street, that's a fact"
Sugarssnd-'I would like 10 have your Gus
tom, MIR. Bassett. You know ] have Just
started grocery store around the corner.''
Bassett II WASH aw re OF it, and, in fact
generally buy my groceries at Browne
Sugarsand-' Browns Good gracious. sir
doR'C 20 there 10 be cheated; come around to
my store Phll1delpltd 0aU.
MRS. HOPPER, my mother sent me in to
ask If you'd loan her YOUR husband a few
minutes; paps gone away, aud -"
"Leud her my husband, Ell? IN show the
bFazen thing that she can't do anything of
With this Mrs Hopper threw her apron
over her head and hoped into Mrs. Meeks
house in a jiffy.
$50 you want to borrow my husband, do
your"
YES, Mrs. Hopper; my kitchen stove
fell over, and my mans gone out, and
want some one TO help me set it up again,
seeEn
oh, well, why didn't your boy tell me ex-
actly what he wanted? Johns jist in the
back yard"
ON THE STORE
Aiil nov the whipping wavelet wanders
1H wt9rdly UP the beach, rs" ~.
Tihlnaaeiess lovers diy strolling come within
I'D lts Feach. reff p ... { tr4l.
!. tl.t-s- --Bgstop Globe.
And,,with rush reEengeful, it relentlessly
. then rolis, ea .,-, III
To fttmpen Cupid's ardor % II vets the low
tfs' soles.
'Afe. tr ~ Mem York Morning journal.
And with q ere convulsiye the naiden clasps
"a -Aer ctothesfQ 1tt g ~ ags~
And fdle sorollers catch nashingi glimpse Of
dainty hose. iaQ Hrt r.4af9T-
"- ue7. n - f-Sopasrgit9e journal.
And the swell hugsth maide n and the maiden
ed huge thet"swell," a-tfot.ato
And the swell yPadeE4ghy i liked TO hug the
ri a.1slf la-ahas Al