The Daily Tombstone., 1885-09-19
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c. NJ. Bruce is in town from his ranch in the Babscemari. Steve Dye returned from Bowie on las' nights coach. where he had been On gov ernmcnt business. Miss Daisy c ark departed this morn. in: for Los Angeles to attend school, which opens in sl,at city next week. Mfr Hal, wealthy Los Angeles cap italil., is visiting this city, as is regis I tered at the Occidental Hotel. R sidents of Tucson who have been visiting this civ, state that all who can ars leaving there aoi settling in other portions of the territory.
 4 ma;!: sack received from Arizona yes,erdsv WAS cut open with a knife and an accompanying note stated that the carrier had been killed by Apaches.-S. F. Exchange.
 Pat, Holland returned from the Cana neas to day. He ~as accompanied by Mir. Ayar, who is runuiu. the stage line from Charleston to the CsnsDeas, and Mr. NJ. J. Kruse and J. :. Dumphy.
 HID. Underwood, deputy U s. Mar shr!, arrived in this city yesterday after noon, and in company with Judge L ,s'- man and Steve Dre, started at once for B:sbee on official business.
 Many traaps in Chicago are said to be men of education, and one IS sentenced who gave thanks for his breakfast in tive modern languages and rept az d t'i- LoTds Prayer in Gretk, Ls,iu aud Hebrew.
 Missionaries in the equatorial :ake re- pinn of Africa have discov. red that kind of beer m sde of bananas is pro phylac,ic aZLns, malar:si levers, ana that th,s drink is indispensable to their, health.
 On the 10th of this month party oi Mexican so!die:s in Chinuahua came on to a band of hostiles and k,l.ed ten and captured several more. Among those capturcd were two white men who were dis.u,sed as Indisns. A slow tire would be too good tor those tiends.
 "Irs not glory Tn working for" said young lawyer to ar old iurist.
 Tt isn'tT'
 "No, sir"
 Well, that's lucky. for don; believe you'd ever get a smell if you were."-Ch:cago Ledger.
 A.a meeting of the Select Knights last eveu.ng, worthy p. s:ess:onal gentleman who had been induced to submit his name Tor membership, was .'blsck ballcd" by a professional brother and couple ot his friends. Such q ddstardly exhibition of spite md jealousy is, to say the least, mean and contcmp:ible.
 "Now, you tel! me have fair mem- ory, gres, capacity for learning isn- suages, large bump for veuera'ion and we'll developed head generaliya'
 "You have" said the phrenolosist.
 "I. there sny,hing," asked the msr un.icr examination, ID the exut'e:ancc o his joy, "that my head needs to make ] absolutely oeriects"
 "Yes."
 "Wh4t is it, pray2" asked the man.
 A shampo Barbers' Gazette.
 After dinner one day Mr. P"rciue tool his little boy aside aud administered thi Eeproot:
 "Johnuic, you eat too fast and to- much. You are 6 regular pig"
 "Yes, sir" acquIesced Johnnie blandly
 "Do you kno 7 what pig ,s!" ioquiEe' Mf Pofcine, severely.
 '"Ycs, sir"
 "Whxtin
 "A hogs little boy"
 Mr P"rcius, changed tue subject Chicago Suu.> .. Ever since Oscar Wilde ador6cd thes sbores with his dsiicstely sm broidered fran the tailoring brain has been at work. Ths sftist has gazed upon the ssailow- .aiie coat of nineteenth century rcspectabilit and seen that 1t never wears out. He woui is,roiuce soat CT costs of many co'os lie would have one mao in blue, apotbe. bun, third in pink, asd so on. But 1t vi not work. Man Is not . creature of color He knows no, harmony. Nor would tl ladies love to have their colors dimmcd. man must have change let him return to Il costume of the Restoration, to the ruffles the Grand Nonarque, 70 The neckcloths
 besu Brummel!. Meanwhile the d--s co # !s 4Ssd c2crgl to- Ss.