Sun River sun. [volume] (Sun River, Mont.) 1884-1885, 1885-01-08

The ginls, rs the belle that is 90 in
1896, will only be aoodt 81 in 1904.
Time waits for nothing but woman's
ago. Talking about woman reminds
me that we sna'l have TO do some
thing to stop this infc.'nal p actce o.
gossipping and backoiting at p esent
in vogue here. 1t is colined to n few,
those few will soon got lots OF CON
verts. Something has got to be done
soon or u mans dog won't be SAFE.
There arc now about 80 dife ent
classes of society and ano.her sheet
Of new music this week. Those classes
have got 10 be a'slgamated, and the
best way to do it will be to get the
ladies' to Start Martha Washington
tea party, for some charitable pur-
pose. Now that the election is over.
and Toole is elected, / think the ladies'
will take hold Df it.
snow l will say Il few words to you
mon. know that you are not as true
to the path of honor as the sun is TO
her course. The man that can pre-
dict to Il nicely the weather for the
morrow, can't guess within Il hundred
OF the number of cattle he has when
the assessor comes around. would
be treating the truth with great fru-
gality if l said 1 would not copper
on toa maverick myself. Gentlemen.
there is u llttlc fraud about evesy-
thing we do
Mr.. Forrest begged to be excused
for interrupting the president, but
said there was Il ve.y unsavoty sme'l
of the solid south about The election
of officers tonight" Sailor George
wanted some one to knock Cold Slaw
down with Blaine pin. Both OK the
vice presidents had to hold D.o;het
Shoocat from killing both Of The last
named speakers, but aiter be was
quieted down he managed to say:
"Gentlemen, 1 can't have the meeting
interrupted in this wise, by allusion
to the late inside or outside Struggle.
Politics in Umbrella Hall has got to
DO stopped. This meeting coincides
with the present administration that
is, until about the 1st OF March, then
she switches. Always be upon The
Government side. But in the mean
time we are i'll perfect harmony w;th
Grover, and anyone heard whis'liny
OF singing Hang jeff Davis 20 Sour
Apple Tree" or making any noise like
cat, will be fined $lS.75 I want the
treasurer to distinctly understand .hat
he is 10 pay no wood bills. l shall,
before we adjourn, appoint u commit
tee, of five. [ don't want You to steal
wood, but those that l appoint must
keep the box irll. We shan't want
much wood anyway this winter, as
we shall bnsk in the SuS RIVER SUN"
coMMuSIcATIoSs.
The secretary read q commun;ca
ton from PROF.. A'';s, (Duffalo DulD OF
Pike county, Mo-, but At pre- ent stop
ping Mt Wolf Geek. Tue professor
was very sorry hc could not attend
the meeting in pe"son. He was at Tie
time OF Writing iudisposcd with Il
slight attack OF big jaw, but would il
possible deliver Il lecture at the pcst
meeting, entitled, How to fill Il well
with wood"
A Telegram was read asking BRO.
Shoocat il he wonld accept the Coy
crnorship OF Montana. He could not
answer until he saw the old woman.
TIE Sun ROSA MEETING.
Il will now put The question OF ad-
journmeut. All those that are in fav-
OF OF this meeting adjor ming will
signify by sag ns, 'samo he'e;' con;'a
minds, different here" The ''same
heres" have it; the meeting is adj
journcd. The officers will please re
main for Il sub rosa meetinS."
"Gentlemcn,' said Bro. Shoocat, as
the small band clnsic ed Il 'ound the
dying embars in The siovc, ''all great
men require stimr'an;s. Let us draw
struws TO sec who pays for a bottle OF
dew" Clawhanmer lost and sent
Pieball for boi,'e OF dew. He was
back in about two minnics. but had
no whisky. Ez a told him tbc'e WAS
no dew due, as the"e was Zoo much
doe for dew, and that it wor'd not do
to give any more dew, as tbere was
too much due for dew al,cady.
"Gcnilemen, ! think we shall baye
to stand him off individually. Ip"o-
pose that we adjourn to the Pioneer
for our dew, and bid The hall adieu."
New PATcH.
Augusta. NJ. IT,, Dec. II, 1885.
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The Cheyenne Indians are to have
an agent at last. Major j. Fl. Logan