The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-09-11
OUR EXCHANGES.

The boy then looked up askance;
And his mother cast down u mad glance;
DO you know, now" said she.
Where Your hat ought to be?'
Yes he answered, inside of my pants"
columbus (O.) Dispatch.
The american Home is great on
birth notices.
The Alexandria Herald is crowded
with advertisements.
can editor died and slowly wendell
his way down."-Rats!
O.
A new story is entitled "The Ed.
tors Wallet" But there's nothing
in it.
The Dubuque Daily Telegram has
again changed to an eight column
folio.
The Huron Ledder is improved
geographically under the new man.
agcment.
The Chamberlain Democrat is pub
fishing the delinquent tai list for
Brule county.
A Philadelphia girl of twelve is a
mother.-M y. Graphic.
She couldn't veryaw well be a father.
The Pierre Free Press says this
Chamberlain Register is engaged in
a foolish and Improbable fight with
the Indian Rights Association.
1t is only a matter of a little time
when the editor of the White Lake
Dispatch will have a half dozen
breech of promise suitsaon his hands.
O.
A prominent eastern divine has re-
Gently published a ermor on "Studies
in Wales" His text was probably
taken from Jonah.-GRApulc. Or,
"Reminiscences Of a Slipper" an
early study, perhaps Siour Fats
Le0ler..
A forty-eiglt page pamphlet con-
tanning the laws governing the com-
mon schools of Dakota has been,
issued by the Olivet Toice by author
ity of the legislature. The pamphlet
is a credible specimen of typograph-
ical work.
When we picked up a copy Of
Peck's San q short time ago and read
a column article taken from the Kim.
ball GRArHIc land a good one it was
too) we began to understand and real
! ize what fame is. Put it there, Tinan
{ you can't 'get there'' any too hard tc
snit this one Of your humble admir-
ers.-AitcheH Ctpital.
Senator Sherman opened the Ohio
f campaign with a speech at Mt. Gilead
Pres tE DQAotaiau.
Yes, and opened it with a CRANE
r wave of the bloody shirt, for which
he has been severely criticised by tn,
:. conservative Republican press o
Ohio.
:, Few men recognize the value of
s wife until their backs need scratching
9 Exchange.
AS long as a man a mount a nut
meg crater upon a stick and scratch
his own back, a wife will never be al
imperative necessity.
O.
Two women were shot on the opel
prairie near Halsted and Sixteenth
streets, late Saturday night, one O
n them, Sarah A. Snyder, being killed
instantly, and the other, Kate O'Leary
dangerously wounded Chicago Her
aid.
:. The game law in Illinois is nov
. off, and a man can so out on the prai
y RE near Chicago and shoot enough
women for a mess any afternoon
g Peck's San.
n Miss Ida Fales, Mi.s Alice Sanborl
e and the latter's sister started east OF
last Thursdays train. While her
. they showed themselves to be, no
: only "good settlers" but energetic All,
accomplished young ladies in ever
good work Of society.-PuM ,caa'
Y Press.
We give Mr.. Scott a pointer tina
the young ladies above referred t
It will hardly relish being called Csc
,e ters."
A letter from Saratoga saws tina
the bellies Of that place have a substi
tute for kissing, and it consists o
rubbing cheeks. The nose of one !
e slid back about to the ear Of the otf
n er, and the conjunctive cheeks, he'll
e hard, are slowly rubbed together
t. We should like to see one Of thes
maldens tackle Clate Tlnan. of tn
Kimball GRAPnIc.-PaiinesviM 90.
= Democrat.
t, SO would we, we'd bite her ca
slap of.
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