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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
Ho For The Far west,-Reduoed Rates.

Ho For The Far Westi-Reduced Rates.
We sell tickets to all parts of the West
and South, first class limited first class,
second-class and emigrant tickets. We
check your baggage through to destina-
tion free. Buy your tickets of us; we will
save you money. We write up your route
for you, showing you where to change
cars, &c. We give you letters of intro
duction. II you desire to go to the min
ing districts or to the great farming lands
of the West, come to us. Descriptive
maps and papers sent free to any address
For full information apply to 8. lines.
Western Ticket Agent, at the old reliable
Western Ticket Office, Lehigh Valley
Railroad Depot, Easton, Pa. Jy2..1y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
MOUNT Airy, N. j., May 10, 1885

MOUNT AIRY, N. j., May 10, 1885.
The Board of Health of Mount Airy
are hereby notified that an old carrion
which was once COW lays simmering in
the sun on the east bank of the Alexsau-
ken, within strong smelling distance of
the Capitol, diffusing an eflluvum quite
in contrast to the May flowers just COM
mencing to bloom.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

According to Prof. Cooks geological
survey, the ocean off the coast of New
Jersey deepens only three feet to the
mile for one hundred miles out. 1t then
suddenly drops to 5000 feet in eighteen
miles, and at $50 miles from shore the
water is $4,000 feet deep.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

King Cholera is coming, so we are warned
And those who do not take heed ought to be
scorned;
shelf;
You owe this much TO your neighbor as well as to
yourself,
Apply dsin iectants freely, fully and often,
1t may hinder the grim monster from driving the
last nail in your co fin.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

The Democratic quarrel in Louisiana
will doubtless grow more bitter and COM
plcated than ever now that one faction
has been recognized by the appointment
of Mr.. Kernochan to the Naval Office.
He was opposed by the lottery ring fac
ton.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

New Jersey banks rank ninth in the
list of States in their amount of capital,
circulation, deposits, loans and discounts.
The total capital of the banks aggregates
over $l2, 000 900, circulation $500, 900,
individual deposits $28, 1891.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
wHooPINa Cough,

wHooPINa COUGH,
and the many Throat Affections of child.
rem, promptly, pleasantly and safely re-
lieyed by Trough on Coughs. Troches,
15c. Balsam. Die
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

Democrats and Republicans are eau
toned to beware of bogus coffee. 1t is
made of paste, colored and pressed in
shape and resembles the genuine article
in appearance but not in taste. 1t is
mixed with the real coffee and well cal
cuated to deceive. 1t is base fraud and
why the press does not grasp the matter
and fully expose the whole business is, to
say the least, very strange indeed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

Professor Waffle, of the Lewisburg
University, has received the prize OF $1,000
for the best essay on 1.-THE Lords Day of
Rest" given by the American Sunday
school Union.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

Pink eye is all the fun at our house at
present. The boys and girls look as if
they had been fighting forest fires for the
last few days and then brought up in
hornets nest.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

List of letters remaining uncalled
for in the Post Office at Lambertville,
Hunterdon Co., N. j., for 80 days, May
5, 1885.
James Doherty.
Thomas M. Grath.
J. BRENT.
James N. Pittman.
ID. w. Carkhuff.
A. l.. Miller.
CLARK PIERsoN, P. M.
May 10, 1885.
List of letters remaining uncalled for in
the Post Office at Lambertville, Hunter
don Co., N. j., for 80 days, May 0, 1885:
Mrs. Kate Kitcbin.
Mrs. Joseph o. Kitchin.
E. Aslbert & Bro.
i. Fl. Bray.
Jack Butler.
s. E. Haney.
Miss. Adelia Arnold.
CLARK PIERsoN, P. M.
May 10, 1885.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

"A good house with one acre of land,
on Goat Hill, for rent. A desirable place
for any one who wishes to truck on a
small scale. Apply to B. II. TAYLOR.
May 6,-tf.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

The cholera fright has somewhat sub
sided, but an effort is now being made to
get up scare over possible extra ses-
sion Of Congress this summer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

MIR. VIM. f. Mathews is making ex-
tensive repairs to his house. Geo. Arnett
has the job in charge and when finished,
it will be the Brick Castle of Mount
Airy. CAPT JACK.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

THIN PEOPLE.
"Wells' Health Remover" restores
health and yigor. cures Dyspepsia,
Headache, Nervousness, Debility. 81.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

1t is now reported that Limburger
cheese is being adulterated. We do not
know what the substance used is, but it
makes us grow pale to think Of it.-Bos.
ton Post
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

CROUCH ON PAIN" PoRoU ED Platter /;
Strengthening, improved, the best for
backache, pains in chest or side, rheu-
matism, neuralgia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

CROUCH ON PAIN" PoRoU ED Platter;
Strengthening, improved, the best for
backache, pains in chest or side, rheuma-
tism, neuralgia.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
Patriotic, Musical and Mirthful.

PatrIotIc, MusieaI and MirthTul.
A grand entertainment will be given in
Holcombe Hall, on Friday evening, May
22nd, under the auspices of the NJ. E.
Church. A selected chorus will render
the cantata "Columbia's Glory her Sol
diers and Loyal Citizens" The second
part of the entertainment will be fur
nished by the inimitable Prof Cushman,
vocalist and humorist, whose programme
will consist of fun and mirth from the
best authors.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

TROUGH ON CORN ~
Ask for Wells "Rough on Corns."
15c. Quick, complete cure. Hard or
soft corns, warts, buniops.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
CROUCH ON RAT

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies,
ants, bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks,
gophers. 15c. Druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
LIFE pm EpyER

If you are losing your grip on life, try
"Wells' Health Remover. Goes direct
to weak spots
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
MOTHER,

MOTHER.
If You are fa ling, broken, worn
and nervous, use wells Health Re-
newer" 81. Druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
HEART PAIN

HEART PAIN
Palpitation, Dropsieal Swellings, Dir
illness, Indigestion, Headache, Sleepless.
ness cured by "Wells' Health Remover. +"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

CATARRHAL THROAT AFFECTION,
Hacking, irritating Coughs, Colds, Sore
Throat, cured by Trough on Coughs. .
Troches, 15c. Liquid, 25c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

Two good houses for rent, at low
rates. Apply to
s. F. MARTINDELL,
Central Bakery.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

No other preparation SO concentrates
and combines blood purifying, vitalizing,
enriching and iuvigorating qualities as
Ayers Sarsaparilla. Quality should be
considered when making comparisons.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

WIDE AWAKE
three or four hours every night coughing
Got Immediate relief and sound rest by
using Wells Trough on Coughs. ~
Troches, 15c. Balsam, 25c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

THE HOPE OF THE NATION.
Children, slow in development, puny,
sorawny and delegate, use "Wells' Health
Renewer.n
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

Fresh milk every day, at cts. a
quart, at Charles Pidcock's, No. 20 Dele
van street.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

Buy your Hats, Umbrellas, Cabas,
&C., of STAIeER, Masonic Temple, Tren-
ton, Nj. April29-tf
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
CROUCH ON COUGH.

Ask for Trough on Coughs, for
Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness
Troches, 15c. Liquid, 25c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

Buy your Carpets at CARVER &
WILLIAMS. Mar. 1877.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

"RoUeH ON ITCH.'
Rough on Itch" cures humors, erup-
tions, ring worm, letter, salt rheum, FROST
ed feet, chillblains.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

| tAUHERO selling our sTAspiRp hooks
BIBLES. Steady work for
Spring and Summer. Address
j. G. McCurdy 81 Co., Philadelphia, Pa.
Mar H. 1884.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

We did hope there would be little
fun in Europe but we give it up.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

FHETT1 WUMEN.
Ladies who would retain freshness and
yivacity don't fail to try "Wells' Health
Remover"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

The regular devotional and business
meeting of the W. c. t. IT,, will be held
every Wednesday afternoon, at half-past
three, in their room over Mr.. Thatcher's
place of BUSINESS, Church street. Also
Gospel Temperance Meeting, every Sun
day afternoon, at quarter to four.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
CROUCH ON TooTHAcHE.n
PRETTY WOMEN.

Instant relief for Neuralgia, Tooth
ache" Is and 25 cents.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

"A rather exciting trial is now in pro-
gress at Justice Horns office, between
Samuel Vanbuskirk and Daniel S. Stout,
of West Amwell. 1t appears that some
time ago while Mr.. Vanbuskirk was pass
ing along the road in carriage. Stout's
dog ran into the road and frightened Van
buskirk's horse, which ran away, broke
the carriage and threw out the occupants.
For this damage Vanbuskirk sues Stout.
About twenty witnesses are subpenaed.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13

The entertainment entitled Sat the
Front, given at Holcombe Hall, last Fri
day evening, for the benefit of Major c.
A. Angel Post, of this city, was fairly at
tended. The pictures were excellent, and
were not only pleasing but instructive,
while the explanatory lecture was not SO
verbose as to be tiresome. The entertain.
ment was worthy of larger attendance.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
Ayers Sarsaparilla.

Six months ago l was completely covered with
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AYERS SARsAPARILLA. Glover, Vt, Oct.
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AYERS SARsAPARILLA cures scrofuIa
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Sores, Boils, Tumors, and Eruptions Of
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rifles, aids digestion, stimulates the action of
the bowels, and thus restores vitality and
strengthens the whole system.
PREPARED BY
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1885-05-13
[ PERANCE COLUMN.
Edited by the Woman's Christian Temper
Ance Union.
oFFIcERs on rHE IN

President-Mrs. Lizzie Lambert.
Let W.. D.a...La..A NJ.
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Treasurer-Mrs. DIR. Hayhurst.
Secretary-Mrs. NJ. G.. Hunt.
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03

THE comical story told by Henry George to a
Journal reporter, of the way London Parliament
reporter fooled his associates aud made them
publish ridiculous panegyric on the Irish po-
tato as speech of the celebrated philanthropist
Wilberforce reminds the Journals informant of
another prank of the same man. that was even
more comical in its effect His name was Nor
gan O'Sullivan, big, loud-voiced Irishman
jolly, convval and full of fun, drunk or sober
One night he had been dining and wining pretty
freely with some of his associates of the 'sgal-
lery,r and the House proceedings were unusually
slow and dull AT last they came to full stop
Nobody was on the floor, the Speaker,
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03

her head. II there was any sacrifice Of private
feeling in this act the pain is doubtless lessened
by the assurances OF the newspaper correspond
ents that she is greatly improved in appearance
A LONDON newspaper Is authority for the
statement that Lady Tennyson has been accus-
tened for many years 10 write and sign in her
husbands name all the replies to autograph
hunters who ask for the poets signature. Pos
sibly this serves the autograph fend right, and
being all in the family may be regarded as poeti-
cal license, but among everyday people it would
hardly be considered Square"
WE are indebted to Mr.. j. S. Harvey for q
file of indianapolis Journals of 1889, 1910 and
1874, and Of the 'Sprit of '76," the campaign
paper for 'Tppecanoe and Tyler, too.p
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03
ADVICE TO POETS,

In view of the fact that amateur poets are
unpoetical, but realistic, truth may be admit
ted-it were well, perhaps to give them a
hint, friendly admonition intended for their
good. Let it be understood that bilious or
dyspeptic poetry is not what the world Graves
People who read have not the time nor in
clination to reach for the lacto-peptin bottle of
charity every time they come across sad,
indigestible poem. To avoid mental dyspep-
sia with all the unpleasant sequelle, the
atrabilious production is skipped. The ed
itor who earns his salary never allows such
stuff to find place in the columns under his
control, but occasionally editorial vigilance
is circumvented, and bit of it gets into type
Be it known, all ye poets of high degree, the
waste-basket is the only thing save the paper
mill, that can assimilate such pabulum. No
wonder that the sides of that capacious recep-
tacle bulge out with fatness, like the Strasburg
goose in training for pates de foie gras
Poetry, like popcorn, is Every film" Like
popcorn, too it is cheap.
But III all seriousness, the Journal would
kindly advise young poets, young men and
young women, against the baneful habit or
proneness to fall into that morbid state in
bic. most unwholesome metrical stuff IF
there ever was 2 time for Hamlet, it is not
now. He imagined that the time was out Of
joint, whereas if was simply the misconcep-
ton of surcharged liver. Had Hamlet eaten
less pastry and more of the funeral baked
meats, without sentiment over the latter, he
would in all probability have been much
different and very much better man and citi-
zen. In short, through nursing and coddling
his dyspepsia, instead of meeting his troubles
Ike man, he became crank, and doubtless
wrote dismal verse that WAS kindly suppressed
by the Danish press.
The poet who is under fortyive years of
age-unless he has really been run over by
the locomotive of adversity-has no right to
perpetrate unwholesome verse. And if be
feels that he must give vent to mince- pie
uneasiness against relentless fate, and
imagine that ghosts and demons are
about to swarm and "settle" on his devoted
head, let him do so; that is, let him pen the
awful suggestions that surge up from the
inner depths of his restless SOUL and then
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03

most conscientiously burn every scrap Of 1t.
The world was pretty fair piece Of property
even in Hamlct's day. 1t is yet. The sea-
sons come and the seasons 60; the earth rolls
over and the Junes are here as often as the
Decembers. Taken all in all, the feet
ing years contain a great deal more
sunshine than shadow, and it is
goodly inheritance, and life is
worth living witnal. For a young man or a
young woman, with an unclouded intellect
and sound body, to sink into the morass Of
''stage" gloom is to assassinate ones self
respect The world has need Of poetry, but
the kind demanded Is the wholesome kind
vigorous verse; indeed, but instinct with the
vim of true manhood The days Of demons
and hobgoblins are gone. One man is no
more beset by imaginary troubles than an
other. To plead an unauspicious en-
vironment is to play the coward. Let
poets, like other people, meet the
duties and obligations Of life like
men. It isn't a pleasing thing to have to suf-
fer poverty, or to face DEATH 1t is trying
thought that all this earths beauties are con-
stantly fading away to give place to others, in
which the passing generation shall have no
portion But to sit down and whine over it,
and compose doleful verses, is neither manly
nor decent Better thousand-fold meet the
real vicissitudes of life with determination
to make the best of them, while the troubles
conjured up out Of sickly, and unmanly, and
unnatural imagination should be bur-
led without ceremony, and without
inviting the attention of the world to their
existence. The .Ieremiahs must take a back
seat, while the rosy old world rolls on to the
music of David and his harp The seasons
come and go, and each is good in it's time
The seed is scattered and the harvest is gar
nered year after year, and all the busy world
moves steadily onward to the accomplishment
Of plan conceived in infinite wisdom. There
is enough to eat and to wear-there is enough
of joy to. compensate for the sorrow. Let
poets not magnify the latter nor forget the
former
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03
The New Signal Corps Order.

Special to New York Commercial Advertiser
The men of the Signal Corps are very much
troubled over recent order of General Hazen
extending their hours of labor an hour and n
half day; besides which they are called upon to
drill twice week. This last clause of the order
is to them its worst feature. Nothing coming
from headquarters i'll months has SO disgusted
them as this order
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03
Definition of the Latest SLAM.

New York Commercial Advertiser.
A Lulu is society young man. who gathers
up all the chestnuts he can find, and not having
anything else to talk about fires 'em off in the
parior whenever he gets chance. 1t makes no
difference whether the chestnuts are of the sea-
son of '63 or '72-they do just as well.
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03
The Reason of the Change.

minneapolis Tribunc.
1t is refreshing to learn that the color Of the
postal cards is to be changed from buff to deli
cato pink. sort of couleur de rose. 1t is in this
manner that the new administration will express
all over the country the way the future appears
to it.
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03

IAN proper questions Of general interest viii be adj
mitted to this column, and answered, II possible.
~ the answers cannot be given the questions will bs
printed TO invite replies from TIE outside. The coamn
IL Cor tho mutual pleasure and profit Of readers
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03

WHETHER the President is possessed of adapt
ability or not, Miss Cleveland shows willing
ness to listen to the opinion of the majority and
to conduct herself accordingly She has ceased
to wear her hair short but coils it upon the top OF
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03

THE antique mother rin-law joke is tabooed, but
that will not shut off remarks on the verdict of
S., 900 damages obtained by Chicago man
against his wife's mother, who, strange as it may
appear. talked more than he thought she should
If this ruling is sustained fluent conversation
will become lost art
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-05-03

former.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-08-16

J. n. Stockstil to J. Il. Surzsll, lot in New
Carlisle; $40
Clarence II, Kay to H. J. Miller, lot on
West High street; $500.
Robert Thomson, el al, to city Of Spring
field, Il strip OF ground OF extension oi street ;
81.
N. NJ. Hedges, administrator, to James
Kinnane, lot Oh State street; 1894.
John Bishop to Maggie Il. Burnside, lot in
South Charleston $3.50.
Elizabeth Briggs To Amos Briggs, quit
claim to land in Madison townships $500.
NJ chael Hanahsn, ct al, to Mary Bell
Cherry, small strip OF ground on Sycamore
street; $50.
Henry j. Miller to Clarence H. Ksy, lot on
West High street; $500.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-08-16
4 sPHINGFISLD STAR.
4 Former Lady of Thi- City to go on tn
stage.

\ Former Lady of Tni- City to go on the
stage.
The item in the dramatic department ot
the Cincinnati Enquirer, stating that Mr.
Nettie Van Sickle would shortly enter the
dramatic profession and play emotional roles
was received in this city with great interest
Mrs. Van Sickle was formerly Miss Nettis
Flack. Miss Flack, together with her sister
Miss Florence Flack, attended the high school
in this city but a few years ago
Society will remember with what eager an
ticipatiou Miss Netiies recitations were al
ways awaited, and with what brea HESS in
telest the pupils followed her through some
has appeared on the stages OF both the G and
ana Blacks opera houses. She took the par,
OF the heroine in the drummer Boy oi
Shiloh" which was given by the local talen Mt
the Color Guard, The military drama given a,
the Grand opera house = year or 30 ago
Miss Fl6ck is very emotional in her style Of
.aetipg, aud is at home in paris requiring
much pathos. Her reading voice is extremely
strong, penetrating and sweet. Her stage
presence is excellent, and, though she
would have trouble ia depicting the
nghier emotions or comedy, she il
fitted TO reach the highest rank in the emo.
-tional school OF acting.
= While moving in the society OF this city
the elocutionary powers Of Miss Flsck were
frequently called upon for the improvement,
and delight OF her friends. Mr.. Van Sickle
was formerly photographer in this city, bu,
withdrew from business recently. The friends
"of the lady prophecy tor her brilliant future
In her chosen calling.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-08-16

On the pike leading from Dayton to Leb-
anon, about three miles from the former city,
the lightning hssleit marks demonstrating ifs
decided freakish nature. Along the road for
fully mile, every telegraph aud telephone
pole has been struck, aud in many instances
completely riddlei. Ia o her cases great
slivers are torn from the sides and thrown ia
every direction. What there is in that par
ticusr locality to attract the element cannot
be demonstrated.