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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
Ordered Out.

Commissioner of Internal Revenue
Evans, preferred, it seems, to be kicked
out of Office, as it were, rather than to get
out Of his own accord with MS SELL
respect and dignity unImpaired. lie was
asked to resign and declined. de was
then summarily removed.
Perhaps he thought that the Senate
would make point on the tenure-oi-ofhce
act in his behalf. A man of his expert
ence ought to have known better. There
was no probability that the Senate would
attempt to force the President to retain
officials that he did not want, and he
clearly did not want Evans.
In some respects Evans is very pleas
ant sort of man, and he has fair share
of ability. He does not, however, appear
to be endowed with what the senior Sena-
tor from this State calls judgment. His
first appearance in Washington furnished
the newspaper correspondents good deal
ofInteresting material for theirdispatches.
In declining to resign it is hardly
probable that he acted on the advice OF
any of his Republican friends. lie isn't
the kind of a man to seek advice nor to
accept much of it. For a well-meaning
man he has the faculty Of getting into
good many unpleasant predicaments.
He found the Internal Revenue Office,
doubtless, a very comfortable one, and
the salary-$6,OOO a year-pOssibly had
attractions for him. a couple of hours a
day are sufficient to discharge all the du-
ties of the place. Mr.. Evans will return
to Louisville, no doubt, and endeayor to
recover the law practice which he aban-
doned less than two years ago. He now
wishes, perhaps, that he had remained in
Louisville.
The promptness with which he was re-
moved when he declined to act on apollte
invitation to resign will deter others who
would like to hold on to their places from
following his example. 1t is astonish-
ing how hard it is for an office holder to
let 90 his hold on an office. Somehow or
other he gets to thinking that he owns it
and looks on the man who tries to get it
away from him as a sort of robber. A
man who could make twice as much in
business will for some unaccountable
reason stick to an office.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

The efforts OF the astronomers and
students all over the country TO discover
evidences OF a lunar atmosphere Monday
were unsuccessful. In the course OF a
month OF two. however, some alleged
scientist will be asserting that the moon
is quarter OF an inch nearer the earth
than il was a million or so years ago,
and the eclipse will not have been
altogether in vain
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

John l.. sullivan had another grand
spree in Boston Saturday and played
smash among the dry goods displays
and peanut stands o. fremont street.
Tie police were fortunate enough to keep
out OF his way. Sunday he sobered up,
ran down to Philadelphia Monday, ahd
saws he intends to fight both the McCaf-
frev and Ryan matches. The New Or
leans people may yet be made happy by
the great slugger's presence.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
An English Clergyman Becomes a Budd-
mist.
Pau Mall Gazette.

The Rev. C. w. Leadbeater, literate,
formerly curate of Bramshott, Hampshire,
who went out to CeylOn in the same yes.
sci with Nine. Blavatsky, has embraced
the yellow-robed ministers Of Buddha he
said: 81 take my refuge in Buddha, in
the law and IN tie order.'' The Pdusis
was administered by the high priest, 10
whom Mr.. Leadbeater stated that his
reasons for joining himself to the Ruddhists
were that it was his desire to arrive q,
the truth. ''Christianity was all e,seJ
upon hearsay evidence, and cor .tained
Mu uSiIa t nv tescbua Of andahS he said
should believe nothing whlct. our reason
cannot accept"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

During the call Of DIR. Douglas on Gen.
Grant a few days ago, DIR. st. Leon, the
astrologist, was admitted to see Col. Fred
Grant. lie staid for half ARMOUR. He
wanted to get the hour Of Gen. GRANTS
birth. with the view Of fOrecasting the
development Of his disease. Col. Grant
could not inform him. Before leaving ne
said he thought Gen. Grant would have
bad day the following day, and five other
bad DAYS during this month, all Of which
would tax his system severely. Whether
one Of these attacks might be dangerous
he could not say without knowing what
he had come TO learn about the Generals
nirth. II seems that all the astrologers
p vet dead.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
Necessity of Politicians.

now regard politicians as so obnoxious. and
their methods as worthy of such aversion,
are those who profess to find special graft
acatioa in the election of President Cleye-
land And vet he is, In his present position,
the mos conspicuous example of the power
of the politicians His nomination for Fresi
dent was accomplished after an exceedingly
heated contest, and only after the skill ana
processes of his political managers had been
taxed to their utmost capacity 1t was
monument of adroitness and persisteney. ana
an illustration of neculiar POLITICAL aDlIlty.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

The negroes Of Boston are now clamor-
ing because they are not treated with
much difference at the skating Kinks into
which they have forced themselves
through the courts. 80 far they seem TO
have been denied the pleasure and privi-
Iere Of becoming parties TO skating rink
eIopements. The Boston negro is nothing
IL not aspiring.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
A "Woman's Exchange %

The sign was displayed, and somebody
went in to see if man who was tired of
his wife could go there and trade her Of
Tor another one. Found it was imnrac,
liable. THE beat kind of exchange for
women is that which is promoted by
browns Iron Bitters. Exchange poor
health for good. Broken down and de.
bilItated ladies with Improvised blood
find vigor and joy in the enrichment
which this prince of tonics bestoWs on
them.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

A cranky grand jury in West Virginia
indicted q popular minister. a prominent
nbvsieiau and four lcadine society ladies,
theO.her dav. for playing dominoes, and
there came near being ri0tin the village.
The people Of West Virginia are not pre-
pared for such a radical reform.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

A clergyman appealed 10 Justice in
Hoboken the other day to prevent rival
minister from alluring members of his
CONGREGATION from him. The Magistrate
very properly refused u lock the success
ful preacher up. and kindly advised the
complainant TO preach better sermons.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

Mark Twain has been sat down on"
again. The Public Library Committee OF
Concord. New Hampshire, has unanl-
mouslv decided to exclude from the
shelves Of that institution, '-Huckleberry
Finn The general opinion OF the com
nittee is s'that the book is hippant anu
f-reverent in its style; it deals with Sc
ries Of experiences that are certainly not
elevating; the whole book is Of class
shat is more profitable for the slums than
it is for respectable people, and it is trash
Of the veriest Sort
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
0uftrura RFmrntFe.
HEMORRHOIDS.
Blind, Bleeding and Itching Positive
Iy Cured by Cuticura.

A warm bath with CUTIeURA SOAP and a
single application of CUTICURA will instantly
allay the intense itching of the most aggTaya-
ted case Of Itching Piles. This treatment,
combined with small doses of CUTICURA RE-
SOLVENT three times per day. to regulate aud
strengthen the bowels, overcome constipation
and remove the cause, will cure b ind, Bleed
ing and Itching Piles when all other remedies
and even nhVSIcianS fail.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
ITCHING PILES.
The Price of CutIcura No Account

The PrIce OF CuJIcura NO ACCOuhI'
l was taken. for the first time in my life,
with Blind Piles, so severe that could hardly
keep on my feet. l used various remedies for
three weeks, when the disease took the form
of Itching Piles, and growing worse. BY ad-
vice of an old gentleman l tried the CUTI-
CURA. one application relieUed the itching,
and 1 was soon cured. L wish to tell the world
that in cases of Itching Piles the price of the
CUTICURA is of no account. From an unso-
llcited quarter. o. &. kIBB1.
90 WEST STREET, CONCORD, n. Ii,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

II is useless now to argue the question
Of vaccination. 1t is almost universally
admitted that it saves the people IN many
parts OF the Union annual v.sitations oil
smallpox" When it is known that
there was not one death from this dread
disease in New York and Brooklyn last
wear, and only one each in Baltimore,
Bostcn. san Francisco and Chicago, the
boards Of health will feel very much en-
courared. There were only 357 deaths
from smallpox in nine principal cities oil
the United States, 29l Of which occurred
in View Orleans. Compulsory vaccination
should be enforced in all parts Of the
renuufrv
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

The poyerty-stricken Hungarians IN
Pennsylvania got along so well on dog
meat that a Philadelphia butcher con-
cluied 90 try it in the market Of that city
as q substitute for veal. His enterprise
was not apprt ciatfd hy The people, and he
WIS mt into ward lnI lrIal.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

The school to be established in Balti-
more by the Nun OF henmare, to be de-
voted 10 the training Of girls for domestic
service and domestic life, will be con-
Quoted By her new order Of sisters OF
race, While it will be principally for
Girls Of Irish descent, it will not be closed
n those Of any other nationality or OF the
Protestant faith. 1t is proposed after
giving the pupils a thorough course oil
training to provide them with good sltua-
ffnnz
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

The Legislature Of Pennsylvania does
not think il can get through with the
busincss before il under the constitutional
limit Of I'D days. 1t may be pertinent to
remark right here that Pennsylvania
legislators are paid at the rate Of $40 per
.H.~
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

Mob law is being brought down to a
pretty fne point in Nebraska, where they
lynch people on the bare suspicion that
tbev have been guilty Of murder. Few
mobs anywhere stop TO weigh evidence
nroneTlv.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

Red Cloud. the Dakota Indian chief, Is
SIN in Washington trying to secure the
removal OF Agent MeGillyeuddy, while
the latter has cOnfdentially advised the
Secretary OF the Interior that Red Cloud
Is an aboriginal preyarieator. The pros
meet is that the picturesque name OF the
AGENT will continue to adOrn the rolls for
n while at least. TIE Secretary will
probably bsgin 10 overhaul the Indian
agencies when the winter has fully passed
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
PILES go YEARS.

- ASA ~ ANoAS ONAS
Having been a martyr to Piles for 20 years,
I was advised by a friend to try your CUTI-
CURA REMEDIES, which did, and am thank
full to state that | am now perfectly relieved,
and hope permanently so.
NEW YORK. RICHARD NORMAN.
p. ST. would send you my address, but
prefer to remain in Obscurlty.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

Virgins. the weather prophet, made a
Great hit on his March snow storm, hut
his foods. earthquakes, ETC., have not yet
arrived. lie had better hurry them up II
he wants 70 retrieve his reputation.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

A Boston lady has a crazy quilt on ex-
hibition at the horticultural show In that
city. which IS valued at $1,000. She hopes
10 come across some crazy millionaire
who will tuy il.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

The backwardness Of spring appears to
BE- regarded as Ominous by Republican
officials. Il viii te a good while before
Il will De too warm for exercise with the
Official ak.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

Secretary Whitney is bound to put our navy
in shane to be respected. We are advised
that he is about to issue an order directing
that the new steel cruisers shall be painted
bright rod
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
ITCHING PILES

l began the use of your CUTICURA REMEDIES
when you first put them on the market. and
know of two cases of Itching Piles that have
been cured by the use, at my suggestion, OF
these remedies. +. n, MARTIN.
XIRDEN, ILL,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

AS a solid foundation of heavy masonry has
been built for B. B. B., upon which it is now
proudly Derched-the broken arches and fall
len columns of brazen humbugs will soon be
in search of fresh ''eock and bull" stories and
more printers ink, but merit cannot be
dOwned. Although B. B. B. is only year
old, yet its efect-its magical and peerless
power over all blood, skin and kidney DIS
eases, has been indelIbly enstamped upon tie
tablets Of the memory of thousands mere at
home, who have been cured after having used
hundreds of bottles Of other remedies.
One single bottle of B. B. B. will do as
much work in curing Blood Poisons, Skin At
fections, Scrofula, Kidney Troubles, Catarrh
and Rheumatism, as SIX bottles of any other
preparation on earth.
One 5O-year old chronic ulcer cured.
ScrOfula of children cured with one bottle.
Blood Poisons cured with a few bottles. 1t
never ia Is. We hold home proof in book
form. Send for it. Large bottle 81, SIX for IS.
Expressed on receipt of price, if your drug
gist can't supply you. Address
BLOOD BALM CO., Atlanta, Ga.
For sale by OSCEOLA BUTLER, Druggist.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

The new administration is determined
% allow no dead-heads on the ship Of
state.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
CURRENT COMMENT.
A Dead Issue.
No More whitewashing.

Richmond Dispatch (Dem.)
Sectionalism is dead. 1t can never be re-
vived. The Republicans will have to formu-
ate npyg Issups
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

N1 one appears 70 hang out the sign to
Tammany Hall. Iii YOU don't see what
you want. ask Tor it,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
ALL THAT YOU CLAIM.

have tried your CUTICURA REMEDIES and
find them all that you claim, and the demand
for them in this section is great.
AUGUSTUS w. COLLINS.
HTCCcTON q
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
satrDiral,
SttPDtral~
100000 A YEAR.
Statement of the American, National and
United States and Canada Express
Companies, Troy, N. Y.

The strength of Rome lay not in her multi
tude, nor in her grain-laden fleets. These
were elements of strength, but her never
failing resource lay in the self-cOntrol and
discipline of Roman soldiers. Discipline-it
is the very soul to ali the wonderful meaning
pos sessed by the word veteran" Mr.. Bene-
dict, of Troy, is a veteran IN the express busl-
reporter, 1--WE stood at this desk" II is the
discipline of years of experience which gives
him the position he holds in the trust and es-
teen of these three great corporations. 'We
have a business of 100000 a year, and Fve
been absent from this Office hardly a month in
all that time, although L must confess that
many times Pee worked here when suffering
great pain, for | have been troubled all my
life with biliousness and dyspepsia. My sys-
tenn had become so reduced and weak that
had no appetite, and my digestion wholly dis
almost two years ago | happened to hit upon
DR.. Kennedy's FAVORITE REMEDY. After
using only one bottle or so | began to feel
stronger in every way. The great difficulty
has been with my digestion, but this seems to
regulate it perfectly. l have. sir, great faith
in DIR. Kennedy's FAVORITE REMEDY. 1
have bought and given a great deal of it to
the poor around here; those, you know, who
have no money to buy medicine of any kind,
for there are q great many troubled with
bilious diseases and suffer or without aid. l
house. l consider it the best medicine for the
blood in the market. Well, l must attend to
this matter for the western part of the city.
Say, you tell the doctor l am coming down 20
Rondout to see him in August. l want TO
know him." / left the veteran, still at his
post, rejoicing in health and grateful to DR..
Kennedy.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

CUTICURA REsOLvENT, the new Blood Puri-
fer, CUTICURA, the great Skin Cure, and Gu
TICURA SOAP, an exquis tie Skin Beautiher,
are positive cure of species of Itching, Scaly,
Pimply, ScrofuIous and Inherited Diseases of
the Skin, Scalp and Blood, from Pimples to
Scrofula. Sold everywhere. Price: Cutlcrra
Soc, Soap, Csc, ResOlvent, 81.
Potter Drug and Chemical Co., Boston.
HEEE NKE-N Hands and Skin
VEVE from CUTICURA SOAP
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

t. lines make 8 square, Inc aNeIa4es
-r--- v-or-fs Advertisements. per square,
one Insertion. 81 90: two insertions, ~ ~.
rsefrcef rates on continued advertisements
f.,-a1 or EaaslinE Notices deunle rates.
au-ffon ADVERTISEMENTS, Marriages. fun ere-s,
Weetinrs and special Notices II % per
square each insertion
Wa1ts. Boarding. For Rent, Lost and Found;
DO cents q line No advertisement lnsetttu
--ser the=e headings for less than 20 cent?.
rarzeunent advertisements 81 50 per square.
.-.-.sf r-1.ss for TesE3v Netrs,
fFe 20 not insure the insertion OF any sdVeT-
tisemcut on any specified day or days, nor
% we insure the number o. insertions
within TIE tine required by the advertiser.
Afrertiseucuts vii. however, have their
ful number % insertions when the tire
80 he made I'D. but when accidentally
eftout and the number Of insertions can
not BE gwen, the money paid for the omit
tc1 Insertions VIII be returned 10 the al
rertiEer.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

TEAiUCoIH,i.Ei,lRi. W.tANTED.-We are de.i,--
teacher for Je frerson Acadep,He No. NAL
Fla. Address the undersigned Ma.onticeTS
ences. j. I. BUDD, President. N6Snittil reief,'
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

w ANTED, Coffee buyers to Inn, -.
OF good parched Rio Coffee fo o@9 I. pous5,
az LEDLIE'S, No. 9 Market Basem1oerntt' Cent
Barnard and Congress streets. ent, corns.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

WANTEp, by PROF. AUSTIN = -
w Boxing Master to Citv C..en year,
London, two years Woods Gymps!!imlln aslUn
10 n9rkl, gentlemen to take lessons UNI New
IoL oOuth broau street. BOXING.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
Cor Arnt-

TOR RENT, Groom house ,rj,,- -
Il Montgomery. next to corner ~ ~, .h,ilehen:
Apply to b. GRAEFFE, Mon,g,ogmnl' ..ngiOn
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19

CHEERIER and cheerier grow the days,
And the storms are fewer and fewer,
Warmer each day grow the SUMS glad rays
And the skies grow bluer and bluer;
And the wife with only shawl to her back
Has ceased her hullabaioo,
And cries no more for a sealskin sacque
And a fur lined circular too.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-19
ONE THOUSAND CEDAR posn.
ShANiA emu. iSttl
Apply for Price List.

s to l6 feet long; G inches and nm a.,
small end. lameter &
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-12-03
Two Queens Feat One Eccr.

There resided in the town of Franklin
two old maids by the name Of Abbott
They were sisters and occupied the same
house Everything was held in comllcn
and what one owned the other also owned,
Of course. One night on going after the
cows, they found they had stro led lol !!
way off. They followed the trail, and aft
er long walk heard the tinhli1g Of the
bell. AS they drew near they were
startled by a sudden rush Of the cattle,
followed by Il loud believing. Mist uat.
ing that something was wrong they rushed
on as fast as they couid, and to their dis
may discovered that a large bear had
caught a favorte Ecifcr, which he had
thrown between two logs and was pound
ing numerically with his big paws.
Armed with clubs they rus mel Ct" tie
such occasions will draw GU, Rrujn let
his prey and squared himself for battle
but our herolne3 continued to advance,
he was cowed and moved slowly ava ,
stopping now and tn, to show q tcrtaiu
amount OF ivory, which WIS 70. vtr
pleasant to behold. one now he,t qua +,
over the PROSTATE ke:far. VIII t h otn !
ran for home to p:UcErc hvl All wa,
STILL and nothing va h ar! save ic dis.
tant tinkling Of TIE bell, VIII Il shove ,
that the frightened c;t ia n,rl last HeuI in 4,
home. She Was Just C0UniliiI tie r'.ir
utes that her $ str oud to ais3Y E
gene when locking IL. II an t...,. TIE
bear was again ap' '3'l n. 81. II
dauntsd she beat liz .,n.u., vu.i e
club, and assi~ted by ., y: a., d. = : No%
and then spran up an Lar ed Ai,:..!,,
the Dear was :.ci !. ,,.a,.,n I j It .I..:.
rived, When lie eudd..iy 80. ui,.. ed
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-12-03
Hotels In America,

The ruling idea in America is that
whatever guest can possibly want is
to be ready waiting for him at all hours
of the day or night. From 6 o'clock in
the morning till bedtime he can eat.
DO it breakfast, lunch, dinner or sup
per, there will DO something on the
table. In order to post his letters or
to buy paper or to telephone to a
friend or to send message, he has on
ly to walk into the main hall. For a
wash, shave, boot-clcaning, hair
dressing or the relief of his corns, he
has merely to sit down on chair and
the appropriate artist will be at his
side in minute. They all understand
their business. whatever it may be,
and no time or labor is wasted in ex-
plantations. The guest knows before
hand his own share of the programme
what he will have to eat, where he
will have to sleep, and to a cent what
he will have to pay. In the best
managed hotels on our own side of the
Atlantic the element of strangeness
and uncertainty has not yet boon alto
gether eliminated. A person never
knows exactly what may happen to
him; how he may be treated. or what
he may be charged even at the house
which he frequonts habitually. But the
American hotel sets your mind at rest
forthwith. For SO many dollars per
day you arc free of the house and all
its privileges, which, apart from the
eating and sleeping, are very consider
able. BLackWoVd'S Magazine.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-12-03
What Makes Calamity of Life.

When long-suifering fisherman ac-
cidentally and unexpectedly finds big
trout has actually grabbed his hook
and shows fight and darts around and
pitches and cavorts, and lashes the
water, and bends the pole almost dou-
bic and you brace yourself for the
great occasion with hope in your eye
and your heart in your mouth and be-
gin to draw him in and up and out.
and just at the expressible moment of
success and triumph he gives ilirt,
and falls back-oh, what Il fall was
that, my countrymon! What goneness,
what helplessness, what crushing, sub
DUNG feeling come over a man. He
couldn't smile if he was going to be
hung if he didn't. 1t is worse than to
have q COW die, or TO be left by the
train. l nave experienced that, and
gone home us humble rs wet dog. 1t
is $40 grief over the loss of half
dollar fish. Bill -4,p, IN atlanta Con-
Stituti0n.