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The Washington critic., 1885-06-27
LOST AND FOUND.

r osT-oN 2bTH INSTANT, ALLIGATOR
IL purse, containing one 10, ono 5-dollar
bill and small change, elsher nt Baums or
Iansburgh's. Liberal reward IL returned to
Thompson 81 Co., 10th ST. and La. ave. n. W.
je25,3t*
/ osT-oN JUNE %, ABOUT p. NJ, ON
IL Pa. ave-, near I'd st. $, o., or in Navy
Yard herdlc No. II, a brown pocketbook, con
tanning sum Of money and useful papers, A
suitable reward will be given upon It's return
TO Mrs. NJ. Il. Gist, No. 217 A st. i. o. le2l.3t+
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VIcE-PREsIDENT HENpRrcKs leaves Troy,
N. y, at 4 o'clock this afternoon for At
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r OVER CEDAR POINT.
Tho pnpulnr WofaripU plapn nr
rEAMER CoRcoRAN's EXcUR-

CTEAMEN COKCORAN'S EXCUK-
- SIONS.
The owners of the steamer w. w. C0RCORAN
have purchased and will assume the manage
ment of MARSHALL HALL, Daily morning
excursions will be given especially for Ladies'
and Children.
Absolute order will be preserved on the
ket affords lunches served, and ice, fruit and
milk always on hand.
Steamer leaves every morning mt 10 o'clock,
returning at A O'Clock p, IN. Fare, % cents for
round trip to Glymont and Marshall Hall.
Children | b cents, IeS-tf
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T HAVE MONEY TO LOAN ON GOOD REAL
i estate or collateral security al lowest rates
90. GREEN, Room !, Piremen'e building,
cor. 7th and La, ave. apld-t
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MONEY TO LOAN.

de1a0 10 5000 TO $4,000, AND LARGER
NIUU sums on real estatei lowest rates;
callnow. WIN. n. HoLTzMAN, Attorney, 1921
u vt. n. W. je231yr
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FOR SALE-.-LOTs.

CHEAP-To CLOSE OUT REAL ESTATE
~ A vacant lot on U st., bet. 18th and l3tl
SITS. n, W. Inquire at 1886 9th ST. N. W.
je1S-0t%
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Round-trip Rate, 81 so. Limited to 800 per.
sons. Leave Washington at 8 u. IN. Return
ing, arrive at $3.50 p. m.
EVERY TUESDAY and FRIDAY Commence
ing JUNE %, to
Harper's Ferry and Byrnes' Island,
On the Potomac.
Round-trip Rate, 81. Limited to 200 per-
sons. Leave Washington 1905 u. IN. Return
ing, arrive at 7:20 p. m.
The Washington critic., 1885-06-27

NAT. VERNONi MT. VERNON,
STEAMER W, W. ooRCoRAN T. i..Sgl.=;zk
Leaves 7th st. wharf daily, except Sunday, for
reaches Washington about $50 p, m,
l.. l.. BLAKE, Captain.
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IEDNESDAY AND EVERY
SUNDAY to
LURAY CAVERNS,

Commencing JUNE %. Round-trip Rate,
$3.50. Leave Washington $50 "a IN. Re-
turning, arrive at 9l5 p. m.
Every ticket calls for n reserved seat on
these excursions. Secure your tickets Mt 610
and 1851 Penna. ave-, and at depot on the
morning of the excursion. jel3-tf
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IL furnished or unfurnished; suitable for
housekeeping or offices; terms to suit the
times. - IL ie2R.ntH
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FOR REET---a0OMS.

ENoR RENT-GENTS CAN FIND LOVELY
IL communicating rooms in suburban house
and on street car line; bay-windows and porch;
or housekeeping privileges for two or more,
S15 Address Minnie Critic office. je27-3t%
The Washington critic., 1885-06-27

LNOR RENT-1443 CoRCORAN ST. N. w, @
II rooms and bathroom; mod. imps Apply
to Thos. j. Myers 1916 f st. n. w. je25-5t
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
Lace and TuIIe BonnetS.

French laces initiating real threat
1aees are used for making entire bou-
metz. and for partly trimming Others.
Wide scarfs or barbes of lace aie
deubled and have the edges gathered
together across the top, and the closed
part then forms the crown. while the
lower edges are fElled in. and covere d
with handeau of jet in which are
many pendent beads. This bandeau
edges the front also. and flowers with
loops of velvet or of watered ribbon
form the high trimming. and the strings
match the ribbon loops. Poppy rcd
tulie of French Grape and black lace
make 4 stylish contrast in such boz
nets For instance, red tulle forms
the lengthwise puffs of a bonnet
mounted on transparent foundation
of wires. bortered with jet drop trim
ming. and finished Oh top with 4 Jet
butterfly o. mammO II size resting on q
lace bow: theStrings are poppy red vel
vet ribbon two inches VIDE. Sim lal
bonEels are trimmed in front with
puff, of French Grape of the brilliant
coquelcot red. and still Others heys
black piece-lace mounted on 4 red
foundation. Cresson green watered
ribbons are also used on black lace
bonnets by IA .hionable French MILL
ners. G5ls galloon in many loops is
laid over the brim of black lace bon
nets. while still others have a comhina-
ton of gilt lace with French lace like
that in favor last autumn.-Harper's
Rn-nr
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
Outside Pursuits of English Judges

Being free from all anxiety-for no
servant of the State has so secure Q
position as Judge, who can only be
removed from his Office by joint adj
dress of both Housewife congenial
work, with regular hours, and regular
holidays. a Judge ought to live to a
great age. Most of them do so. Sew
eral among them have intellectual pur-
suits other than the law, and enjoy
ample time in which to crafty them.
One of our Judges is devoted to physi-
cal science, and is said to know even
more of it than of law: another is a
skilfnl painter and has been hung on
the line. Another is a considerable
Greek and Latin scholar, and would
probably edit classical books sooner
than do anything else. if he thought
that Judge might decorously do so.
Another is an ardent essayist. Another
Is a learned and widely known musician
and skillful performer on the violin.
Another is understood to legislate I'M
officially for what is commonly called
our greatest of National sports. and. if
so, must have enough to do.-St. James
Gazette. .
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
A Little Misunderstanding.

A lady who had married farmer re-
turned to visit her friends in the city,
and one lady was quite anxious tc
know about farm life.
Don't you get lonesome away out
in the country?' she asked.
..Oh, no." was the reply; farmers
wives are always busy, and don't have
time to be lonesome"
AS there anybody about the house?'
"Of course: we employ quite a mum
Der of people. especially in harvest
and | see them at meal time every
day.
You don't have to be very stylish
do you?"
.'Oh. no: all of the people are JUS
plain country folks. and you know
farmers always eat with their hands. '
You don't say so; is that really
true?"
Certainly. it is"
What do they do that for? CAM
they get knives and forks in the coun-
trya"
The farmers wife gasped and choked
and stopped talking.-Herchant Trar-
eler.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
CH1ARRH|
AuRerinx Wonanhood.

saReriag wonanheod.
Too much effort can not be made to bring
to the attention of suffering womanhood
the great value of Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound as a remedy for the
diseases of women, and perhaps nothing
Is more effectual than the testimony Of
those who have been cured by it. Such an
one is the wife Of General Barringer, Of
Winston, N. c., and We quote from the
Generals letter as follows: "Dear Mrs.
Pinkham: Please allow me to add my
testimony to the most excellent medicinal
qualities of your Vegetable Compounda
Mrs Barringer was treated for several
years for what the physicians called Leu
corrhea and Prolapsus Uteri combined I
sent her to Richmond, Va, where she re-
manned for six months under the treatment
of an eminent Physician without any
permanent benefit She was induced to
try your medicine and after a reasonable
time commenced to improve and is now
able to attend to her business and consid-
ers herself fully reliered." General Bar
ringer is the proprietor of the American
Hotel, Winston, n. c., and is widely known-l
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
4 PHYSICIANS ADVICE.

If you are suffering from general de-
bility. nervous prostitution sinking
spells, etc, superinduced by impure
blood, weak kidneys and liver, etc, do not
resort to alcoholic compounds, nor use
remedies that cause too great activity
of the parts affected. Ii Is far more wise
to use . mild Alternative like Dr.. Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsa-
psri,ja. This remedy contains nothing
injurious to the most delicate constitu-
ton, AMI its use gradually builds up and
Strengthens, while diuretic and cathartic
compounds tear down, wear out and de-
stroy.
DIR. Gu,sott's YsUOss Dock and SdrsGpG-
ria restores impaired or lost organic
functions to their normal condition, and
1t invariably gives satisfaction to all who
use it.
Do not forget that any druggist viii
procure the remedy for you, especially
when they find you will not be persuaded
to try some other preparation on which
they make more money You will find
its effect most wonderful. Your old
energy will return, your natural force
come back, and you will feel altogether
new person. full of health, strength and
yigor. Former invalids speak highly OF
the preparation, and all acknowledge It
o perfect health restorer, especially i'm
diseases of q facilitating nature having
a tendency to poison and thin the blood.
thereby weakening the urinary and d.
gestive organs, and eNhausting the
brain and nervous system
ia Worn out and enfeebled con-
stitutions, suffering from dyspepsia,
impure blood, weak kidneys, nerv-
business, etc, can be cured by
using this remedy. Take no other.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
FARMING LANDS.
why This is the Most Reliable and Staple
of Property.

why This is the Most Reliable and Staple
of Property.
Now, when other property is reced-
ing in value. farming lands are appre-
eating. showing that this is the most
reliable and staple of property that can
be held. Our readers will remember
the reasons We gave, few months
since, for the gradual but sure rise in
the value of farming Landslide low
rate of interest on money. Tie aver
age income from property must regu-
late its value. If lands We're properly
held at $50 per acre, when the rate of
interest averaged eight per cent. what
should the same be worth when the
average rate of interest is only four
per cent? This condition is applicable
to nearly all the territory east of the
Mississippi River. Considered on seunG
PRINCIPLES of finance, farming lands,
east of that river, should be worth ut
least seventy-iive per cent. more than
thev were twelve years ago. Tor this
condition of low interest has come 20
stay. There viii recur dull times and
panicS, but the rate of interest is not
likely again to fuctuate here morethan
in Europe. Well secured loans must
hereafter remain at the low standard
of interest.
Is il not clear. then, that those who
hope to be farmers should avail them
selves of this favorable time to become
the owners of land9 They will never see
it lower in the older settled States. but
are likely to see a steady rise IN price
and consequently. the prospect of Their
becoming owners Will rs constantly re-
cede.
When lands take a prominent rise.
those who might now become owners
viii then of necessity fall back in the
class of tenants. Ii is. no doubt in
evitable that the near coming period
viii see the development of class of
skilled tenants. similar to that seen IN
England and on the continent. not 50
rigldly fixed. but that the best of them
may become owners much easier here
than there. - II the ownership VIII be-
come much more difficult than at pres
elt
Ii Is the lack of such class of skilled
tenants that prevents the more rap d
rse in the Pr.ce of farm lands in tie
older States If there were q certainty
of beng able 10 rent lands on time
leases, money would be invested large
" in farms n the Eastern and Middle
States for a permanent income as safer
than any other investment offered
These Investments in land must soon
come from the lack of other safe
modes. and these. in turn. will also ne
cess tate the establishment of a more
definite system of renting lands. Thus
gradually VIII grow up a tenant sys-
t-m, not to be desired in comparison
with ownership. but as necessary re-
suit of the large increase in capital re-
Guired for the purchase of q farm
National Lire Stock Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

While the ice carnival may bring
fish to the net of Montreal. it is mol
popular with the other cites in Cana
da. The Sarnia Canadian declares
that Americans in general, through
hearing of nothing save snow-shoes.
toboggans and ice palaces. get the ides
that Ontario is ..frozen-uP country ',
with nine months of winter. Not one
out OF a hundred of the paople of Onta-
RIO" says the Canadian, knows what
a tobog gan is Ike. and not one out ei
thousand uses snowshoes."
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
Young Mea. Head Thu.

THE VoLTAIC BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
effer to send tn cir celebrated ELECrRo-VoL-
TAIc BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for % days, to men young or old)
afflicted with nervous debility. loss of vital
ity and all kindred troubles. Also for rheu-
matism, incur n gia. paralysis and many 9TH
er diseases. Complete restoration to health,
vigor. and manhood guaranteed No risk in
Cured, as 30 days trial is allowed Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

From Col. c. II. Mackey
SD Iowa Infantry: l have
used Ely's Cream Balm
for three months and an
experiencing no trouble
from catarrh whatever.
have been q sufferer fol
twenty years &C. II
AACkEY. Slgourney. Iowa
NJ son was afflicted with
catsrrh: Ely's Cream Balm
effected q complete cure
W. E. HAxNAS. Druggist
Easton- Pa
Cream Bala 10 {
remedy based upon . cor
rect diagnosis Of this dis.
ease and can be depended
upon. 50 cents nI drug
lists. so cents by mail reg
istered- Sample bottle BY
ELY BROTHERS,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
Junior y1rr Commander.

Mr.. A. g. Afford, Junior Vice Depart
ment Commander of MI, G. A. R., Balti-
more, Nd, writes: q have kept st. Jacobs
Oil by me and always found it q ready
remedy for pains, aches and bruises. When
suffering terribly a few weeks since with
an liberated tooth, 1 could not get any rest,
and applied it. ! was instantly relieved,
and my suffering ceased from that time"
A YouSG lady has written a book called
"My Lovers" 1t begins, of course, at
Chap. L
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
~Ovrr and Over AGAIN."

Repetition is sometimes the only way to
impress a truth upon the mind. Accord
ingly take notice that DR.. Pierce's :" Pleas
AM Purgatlve Pellets" (the original Little
Liver Pills. continue to be wonderfully eff
fective in cases of sick and nervous head
ache, constipation. indigestion, rush of
blood to the head, cold eItremities, and all
ailments arising from obstruction of the
bodily functions. Their action is thorough
yet gentle, aud the ingredients being en-
tirely vegetable, they can be taken with
impunity into the most delicate stomach.
All druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

Firm mother to boy-Didn't I tell
Won that I'd whip you if you played in
that water again. say? Boy-Yessum.
Firm mother-Then why did you do 1t?
Boy Because l didn't believe you.
Firm mother-Never mind. You shan't
90 down town with me when / go, see
il you do. Shortly afterward the firm
mother and the boy go down town to-
eethe-.--irEaRsGw Trcreier
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
Agents Wanted

A few extracts from the hundreds Of endorsements
already received:
Gen BENZ. F. Butler. says: 1T Is the most timely
book that has been published and piece of BOOK
making its execution In very remarkable He also
the book President Arthur be read and in .
letter accompanying said: Il think It will do the
service the country In regard 10 the Of
our Land system that Uncle Toms Cabin did with
regard 20 slavery
Hon B. +. Shiveiy. Of Indiana says: 1t Is i'm
possible TO sufficiently commend your book 1t comes
Ike rsceiGf0a- IL deserve and will receive larger
circulation than any other book Of history fiction
published within the present century"
The aurhor writes to correct great wrongs and
fortunes his statements by within the knovlcdg
Of Intelligent readers Since the day thar Mrs stowe
wrote the doom of the slave-drtver In Uncle Tom
Cabin vigorous blow been struck In favor
Of the rights of the laborer -t.oG0S Isfer OCEAN,
Jan. -. ISS5.
Il must touch responsive chord in every justice
loving heart The mass Of our people seem either
ignorant Of or Indifferent TO the cruel conflict
ing between honest sons Of toll and rut hess corpora
tons Let no one be deferred from reading Ihis vAlu
able book .~-thic1So TJt5aAe, Jan 3. Isl.
IL deserves a place by the side Of Uncle Tom o
Cabin and not fan bear fruit IN the struggle
rights Of humanity
Hon. Geo. ", Julian; for many years Chairman Of
Committee on Public Lands.
Large u mo-, cloth S4 pages illustrated Price,
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

TOMATOES were formerly called love
apples" They are certainly very soft and
easily "mashed."
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

of the urethra, speedily and permanently
cured by our improved methods. Pam
phlet, references and terms, two three-cent
stamps. Worlds Dispensary Medical AS
ISOLATION, 683 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

A Cough, COLD, OR SORE THROAT should
not be neglected. BRowS'S BRONCHIAL
TRoCHEs give prompt elief. % cts. a. box.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

CHIMNEY sweeps prefer to wear dark
scots. This smutch can be said in their
tavor.-Kdpie Leat.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

"WHAT is the stuff that dreams are made
off" passioaately inquired poet In one
brief word, STRIPES.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

PIKE's ToOrgACRE DROPS cure In minute sc.
Gienn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. &c.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns BuI ions
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
Old Inveterate strictnre.

IL these shutting down" times it il evi
dent that ten mills do not make q cent
Lynn Item.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
Downright Cruelty.

Downright Cruelty.
To permit yourself and family to
"Sufferr'
With sickness when it can be prevenfD0
and cured so easily
With Hop Bittersl!!
Having experienced great deal Of
"TroubleF' from indigestion, 50 much %
that came near losing my
Lifel
My trouble always came after eating uy
food
However light
And digestible.
For two or three hours at time had To-
go through the most
Excruciating pains,
And the only way ever got
"Reliefr'
Was by throwing up al, my stomach
contained. No one can conceive the pains
that had to go through, until
AT last?''
Twas takenl $50 tina. for three weeks L
lay in bed and
Could eat nothingi
My sufferings were so that l caiod
two doctors to give me something that
would stop the pain; their
Efforts were no good to me-
At last heard good deal
About your Hop Bitters!
And determined to try them"
Got bottle-in four hours took the
contents of
Onel
Next day was out of bed, and have not
seen
"Sickr'
Hour, from the same cause since.
have recommended it to hundreds OF
others. You have no such
Advocate as 1 am."-Geo. Kendall,
AIlston, Boston, Mass.
Columbus Advocate, Texas April 81, So
Dear Editor:-I have tried your Hop Bit
tiers, and find they are good for any CON-
plant The best medicine 1 ever used In
my family. d. fALENER
~ None genuine without bunch OF green
Hops on the white label Shun all the vile. pois--
sfll Wi. m 0r. their
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

"ORDER SLATE is the injudicious adj
vice suspended before certain coal offices.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

WHEN everything else fails, DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy cures.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

IT takes money to start business, but
1t will stop without any.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

II afflicted with Sore Ewes. use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eve Water. Druggists sell it &c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03

{" None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label shun all the vile. poss-
onous stuff with Hop or Hops In their mama
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-04-03
DRIVEN FROM
SEA TO SEA!

Positively the fastest selling book since the days OF
Uncle Toms Cabin and constantly compared 70 Il
bV he ablest
Weekly commercial herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1884-18??, 1885-12-25
THE T WO.

Suddenly and without warning the
icy fingers of death have fallen upon
two old men whose names were upon
every tongue.
At the death of one, our land was
filled with mourning, and the world
grew sad-all our cities were darkened
with Grape that hung everywhere as
the sombre token of our woe, and at
his burial many thousands who loved
and reverenced that great and good
old man, bent in bitter sadness over
the grave that was wet with the tears
of a nations grief.
When the shadows Of death stole
upon the other, his hand had long held
the sceptre of the commercial world.
Millions lay in his Golfers, and he was
king in the centers of trade.
He had built beautiful palaces for
himself, he had endowed rich and lux
urious churches and schools, and made
them richer and more luxurious still.
while they sang the praises of the
great man loud and long; and yet, he
had done no good.
His grasp upon the boarded wealth
never relaxed at the true call for char
ity. He left no monuments in the
hearts of those he had aided, and when
his eyes grew dim in death, only those
of his own family mourned.
Almost infinite was the good he
might have done, and yet he had only
said "D-m the public" and gripped
his purse strings tighter, while he
boosted and gloried in his power and
wealth.
There is no sign of mourning of sad
ness among the people for his death.
America can spare her Vanderbilts and
Goulds, without a tear.-Jackson Mis-
Sissippian.
The above is so cruelty unjust to the
memory Of MI. Vanderbilt and so mis-
representative of Southern sentiment,
that we feel called on to correct it.
Mr.. Vanderbilt was very charita-
BILE while he lived and the
amounts given by him will
never be known, for he often
made munifcent and timely gifts with
the stipulation of secresy. One of the
best Universities in the South, and one
that will be a monument to the man
who founded it, the Vanderbilt Uni
yersity of Tennessee, is a singing re-
buke to our thoughtless Jackson co,
temporary, In his will the rich nan
gave one million dollars to
charity, and set his heirs an example
that will cause thousands to be re-
lieved of suffering. Mr.. Vanderbilt
made vast sums of money, but he was
not mean and uncharitable.
Weekly commercial herald. (Vicksburg, Miss.) 1884-18??, 1885-12-25
M~lssissippi's Claim.

WASHINGTON, Dec. 16.--Mr. Barks-
dale, of Mississippi, will introduce into
the House at an early day a bill to
restore the land grant of the Gulf aPd
Ship Island Railroad Company, involv'
ing several millions Of acres; also, a
bill to authorize the Secretary of the
Treasury to pay to the State of Missis-
sippi her claim on account of the 2
and 8 per cent fund, and to prevent
the States share of the war tax of
1861 from being used as a set off
against it. The Governor of Missis-
sippi will favorably advert to the lat
ter proposition in his next annual
Message to the Legislature.