New-York tribune., 1885-08-16
TIE TALK or THE DAP.

| lie will be Rie lucky II he escapes hanging
The German Minister Of War has ordered the garrson'
of many provincial towns be drilled IN the use OF fire.
engines ladders etc. that they may in emergency aid
' or replace the nre department
Examiner-whati is the color of this flag
aR1ght Now close your left eye. What is the colcr
| OF MS flag e.
Just so. shut your right eye What flag am |
| waving now T.
"A black one. SIR"
Nossense. It's bright red And ms ii"s y
Psnaw! it's white Your left eye allttle OF, "
Well maybe II Is glass eye, sir."-lPhiladel-
phia Call.
There is great anxiety the part of cautious
statesmen TO know whether Presidents order for the
demolition OF fences applies TO the political kind
Maine produces $4,000 worth of blueberries this
yeai.
A marty OF "a dozen Philadelphians went fishing at
Atlantic CITY this week and caught 14l2 black bass in
fonr hours II the biggest catch ever made there,
but unfortunately will not 90 official record as the
exact brand thirst annihlaor used hot reported
a hear that Patterson has stopped drinking"
Yes for time he did
How long did he abstain T.
any more until the first OF Arkansaw Traveller
The gavel used by the presiding officer at G. A. r.
headq garters. San Francisco has head made of wood
from the Kearsargc and handle from the Jeanette
Women who wear false hair and false teeth and make
up we'll will need henceforth to avoid insurance on
their lives unless they willing to Lay themselves
liable to disturbance after death The claim that MIS-
Bauer was not Mrs. Bauer and the exhumation OF her
body on the allegation OF an insurance company that
fraud had been pracsed upon the corporation, all came
from the fact that Bauer wave" and false
teeth and made up WE'LL" that after death the body
presented unnatural appearance to those who knew
her well in life The OF make up" OF It's absence
onthe part OF feminine applicant for policy should
constitute & new and special feature OF application
papers. Then change in the applicants appearance,
80 marked as to deceive friends W not affect the mind
or the imagination OF the examining physicians.
Az might naturally be expected. the predicate
Purycyor to the Court" Is in Germanyi no
Tsefs ers Neveriheess it strikes the Visitor rather
odely 10 find IL or less prevalent In certain
houses in It, contains no less than fifty
one three OF which are In one house In the jaeger
court purveyors. twenty OF whom to be found in
thirty houses and agin three in ore and the same
house. The LelpZger Strasse, among its 1877 houses,
contains thirty SIX and the Friedrich Strsse, with 251
houses likewise thirty sig OF these Ho1ieferanten.
This makes. in only four Of the streets OF the capital
the goodly number OF 152 OF these favored establish
| ments-l American Register Paiis
Minneapolis has thirteen grain elevators within her
limits and no dlsfleries Louisville, KY. has thirteen
dIstlores and no This preserves the balance
| OF trade.
The principal OF our graded schools should be man
about forty live nfty years old and married Then
tue schools would be run anu there would be
| more education and less mashing.-Idaho Springs
Gazette.
| The pavilion of Henry ~. at st. German has been
turned into restaurant, aud people dine the very
| room in which Louis XIV. was born.
| Guest-waiter did you say this was genuine turtle
soup Walter-Yes, SIR II was made ont OF tho water
| OF -ond near here In which turtle kept last
| summer Il Rochester Union.
Joaquin Miller says that no man ever wrote anythlns
| good on an empty stomach. Lots OF people have aI
| idea that he Is great faster.
| They have smart children I'm Ward Four OF course.
Couldn't help it, you know Regular nursery 0f great
Ward Four Is Points with pride and all that To he
| great mon, and children come by 1t naturally. No
| many days ago during very heavy thunder storm
Ward Four juyene wno had been sitting In his mother