New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-10-30

The 81 TnmeSs Gazette records how Sir victor BrosKe
recently went notwithstanding In the Deer farh ~
brook He had eight beaers and two Keepers anu 'he
rabbits were walked up in line in fern and rushes
Sir Victor killed 49, missing an average only nho
out Of every hundred shot at That may De an
cratic Engllshmans notion Of SPORT but to an Aher
It appears ruthless butchery The rabbits ought 10
have some sort OF a show.
KISS THROUGH THE TELEPHONE.
The Telephone,
In merry tone,
Rang Tinkelty. tinkelty-tink"
Iput my ear
Close mp to hear,
And what did | hear, do you tIlnK
Papa, hello!
Tls me, you know !!
The voice OF my own little MISS
"YOu went away
From home to-day,
And you never gave mo-a kiss
ut was mistake,
was not awake
Before you went out OF the house;
Would not ne amiss
II gave II az sly as a mouse
$50 here goes Papa.
And from mamma.
And another when you como homo;
Just answer me this,
l. 1t nice TO kiss, ,,s
"Hellow T replied,
with fatherly pride,
Pvo got them % snug "a can be-
I'll give them al back,
win many smack, r,
-[John Imrie in Toronto Mall.
An immigrant ut Castle Garden asked few days ago
for information with regard to tic size OF Dakota Isr'
tory and was handed the following Pull Dakota M
Ivy tho roots and throw it the fence into the BRUSH
Possessions, and you have a hungry-ookng hole big
enough to bury Minnesota Wisconsin, Rhode Island ana
what the tornadee have left OF Iowa Cut the vacancy
left in the ground up into knotholes and put wood
around them. and you havo enough lumber to build
houses for all Of the United States and part or New
Jersey"
"Irsa hard time for us felcrs row." said tough
looking fellow 70 q cOnrade Ike unto LIN.
"Wcl, what's MP in particular!
Baseball players can't get but $4,000 a year after
IN be blowcd. That's skim But it might have
been worse We might have been set mp Tor oseLsfs
and been out Of job altogether Hartford I0st'
Tho custom Of placing all sorts of pacarIs on fences
and dead walls sometimes lea Is to udicrous results.
The other day in Paterson the following mosaic might
have been read dead wall: "Uso IS Cholera
Drops-Prcparc to meet Thy GodJ IT. H., Undertaken
"You have plenty " reading here" said visitor to
the literary editor. pointing 70 pile OF books on the
These are not for reading replied the editor; "thcy
are for foyicwiH@."-L Boston Courier
81 am 'oprauo." sail slo.
"Ard whouevcr I 20 M 10 e,
Tie gallery ,ol., the best critics, by odds,
sh5nt Al. there now stay there! to me"
ct qIl q hass0." said hn.
"Aul whenever / 20 down 20 r.,
Tho orchestra shakes tle rr0seenium quake7,
And ,he gallery yells 'Whiskers!' M me-
-rBostou Globe
Iti.rcrortcl tbo since September - oycr5oo Ciaa-
on n have passed u~1u-h Pt'shurg alone in search n
lauJrics "a the E1et whore they wa,hce washce y
without getting Mot But leo tie thrifty bachelor
the c"olorliral housewife ira-sc that this viii make
wahiu- here any cheaper The Chinese don't cut rate,
anon. thcms.vcs 20 matte. how Aerce On" competition
may De- Pcrh1ps this is Ju),har Why they ous ht
10 be ma ,e 20 ~.
TIE ccrs ~ this realm must De poor plight slnce
OF the music malls Of London thinks it advisable 70
como the aEl take ug the cut-cls their he
halt Fancy the humiliation of being pnied Ivy a cop
rcry voiced vocalist music bail stage altar having
ruled the roa in proud gland for ages Yet that i
lust the lot ~ usriou dcscen lantS % the Crusad
and stately solemn bsho0s. song is nightly heing
sung which invites the Republicans (WhO aud Where
they 10 DE careful in future:
Republicans. beware; take heed and have caro-:
Respect our noble House n Lords and Queen beyond
compare"
save us from friends. must cxcaim the poor old
lords prciY from friends In black satin tights. rouge
and pearl Uor Tor. Tie House OF Lords placed under
Tho protection Of ladies "SsriOcOmic." Alas tran
slt gloria lhUudi- Max Olcll In New. haven Journal
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