New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-16
TIE TALK OF TIE DAY.

None OF YOUR white faced damscs for me-" said the
Rev John ". ,cuiIer Of Minneapolis. in recent
sermon nor whose face i red With consumpuve or
hectic Give the nut brown giFi who aoandons
her bonnet, who climb tree with any boy whe
prefers good bread 10 chocolate caramels and baked
beans 70 ans The kind OF an angel for me weighs
40 ponnds and has call for crash towels than
cosmetics. Her Is than lime Inches In elf
conference She is straight as an arrow sleeps eight
hours a day. has clear head. bright smile aud Is JOY
10 those around heI." Is Mr.. scudder looking Tor
wife or servant he JUS. preaching the Gospel With
variations
Those wicked Lonaoners nudge each other and smoker
when ther read that Albert Edward has stopped his Fall
Mall Gd-eiic. lWaeronry Americaa-
The Californian Chinese hater who refused 10 sell
$500 lot OF Land tn ChiDaman for slOOO Isn't happy
alter all He parted with II 10 genuine native American
from WAY back for $500 who In turn promptly sold 1t to
the Chinanau who wanted FOX $1,000; and now there
Is washee sign that lot which makes the original
owner sick every time he seas H. But the native
American thinks Of his Puritan ancestry and the $500
| profit and cauekles nasaly 10 himself
The t.nets Of the Mahdls religion veIy strict. II
married man guilty OF immortality be Is put up "a ns
in the sand and stoned TO death II ne steals his
haud on singing aud laseiNlcas dancing, such as
used O. be Ia hharoum. are pat stop TO- Livery man
must pray dive times day Troy Times
SUMNER N town.
Oh for the trill Of the robins note
On. Tor the scent Of Iae clover I've ro blooms =
scent ali unknown IL city rooms.
Oh for the meadow's slvery sheen.
BRIGHT la the sun AMI dark ia tue shade;
Blllowy depths OF sbadowy green
Where ground-brIs nests are flrlively made!
Every stone Of the pitess street
Weary feet have fslteringy trod.
Every flower OF meaiow-isuds sweet
smileth "A blessing up from the sod
Miss Ada &. sweet In The Current
We regret 70 see that our esteemed contemporaries
TIE World Of this ely. and The PAaieipA'a Record
have got into controversy about Jac.sons Admins
trstiou We Tear that Is dangerous 10 discuss such
sensational topic this in the present unsettled state OF
the public mind
When Amos Cummings became president OF the Press
CLUB hs diI not ;oOi speech in MS address
~ tSanka He i'm proved rapidly. however; each speech
wa. batter than IL predecessor his last
br liant : his writing which | shlnk u saying some
~ certain eiitsr OF Inc S and president OF the
Press Club aud the sooner the sonprero covers
IL the better New YORK Citizen.
An ODE To THE SPRINKLER
Through the sultry. dussy day,
The sprinking sprinkler sprinks his way,
sprinAling sprinkles everywhere
without bother or a care.
In vain the sprisaty sprigling boots
Because the sprinkler sprinks his boots
In vain do spanked ladies' suffer.
And vow disaster 20 the dufer
That sprinklng sprinkler sprfnkles on
Until his regular sprlnk Is done.
Nor pauses cen for curse OF thank
TIL that his final sprink is sPrant.
Kentucky hem while being driven ont o. q leighhors
garden fall which the woman who drove her
NM neked M an.t utilized suit brought IN
Ia price OI tue when was decided that
the egg beng ayed the premises OF the defendant
was her egg" An appeal was taken 20 higher court.
decision reversed. account OF the word
= iavei having been usci. The dill lay the
o. Sat dronprd il" The moral Of this story Is not
very obscure. = Boston Journal
He was from the prarIes of the great West and he
stood on the deck iison River steamboat looking
-Nft naf do gnu fhfuk Of I hs
scenery e. asked fellox passenger Well" he said
critically it's fair. stranger. Is fa,r but it strikes
that It's little bit too hiliy."
soto lie in the ripenng grass!' exelaims q newspaper
poet He should ge' himself turned into grayesone
forthwith - Boston Transcript
A gentleman met a boy and asked him what O'Clock il
was. Being told 1t was just IL, he expressed some
surprise ard said lie Thought IL was more It's
am In these parts, air. sad the boy simply II
begins again at l.. In order 10 explain in clear and
simple the necessity OF regulating conduct
BY SOHO fred standard sc aOolmasicr asked a pupil
what he on gut his II sometimes
too and sometimes too SLOW. Sell IT," was
immediate response child who had jus: mastered her
catechism confessed herself disappointed because. she
ms papa ana yet my days rot bit longer in
the Land. because still put 10 bed at O'clock"
Times OI India
The Buffalo Express thinks the Mormons might buy up
three four OF those Mexican states which the
States might object.
residing the line OF railroad has taught his
doe 10 bark yoclleronsl at every passing train The
impulse of tue hrclnen II a. watch for the barking dog
and nutl pieces OF coal at him In passing The rcsu.t
the owner Is that he has delivered ~ his door AL the coal