New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-23

different tune the grand total appearing NJ sOvsv n
Macaroni di piggnini- veccon. the prograu,es :
Waterbury American
Port Jervis man has concluded that II there can H.
there also he scarebug. So he nas s,
little stake In the middle Of his cucumber biIIs =
which he has attached small white rag He saw. ~.
the lttlet bugs which were destroying his cucumh.
plants scared by the Topping OF the rags AMI yse.
the premises We suggest to the Port Jerys man t.t -
could make fortune by inventing something TO sc,.
away mosquitoes $3.50
party of nine went to Milford, Wednesday in lara.
sail boat for days fishing They had the best Of uef
keep the fish alive and fresh netting rugged M a,S
attached to the stern OF the boat resting In the wafsr
On the home trip the rope broke and the ish inDed
aely took french leave the disgust OF the nshernes
who went home about the sadest looking party that -
been seen In New-Hayen for years Hartford rimea
After all those English fellows not half SLOW yrs
know. A popular weekly paper, made up Of odds ana
ends from other papers guarantees give $500 to n
legal heirs OF any person found dead with copy Of In
aforesaid paper his person This scheme OF adyer
ing might be indefinitely extended. The clothing men
for instance, might guarantee weekly payment to Al
persons hurt while wearing suit OF their clothes
must not be that John Bull shall beat in adyertisna
SHARP REBUKEs.
How doth ye little busy bcc
Improve each shining hour
Especially when he doth stick,
With all his puny power,
His sharp proboscis right into
Ye urchin's tender leg,
As In the nest he puts his hand
To steal ye bird her egg;
Or as he climbs We apple tree,
On thievish purpose bent
How doth ye bulldog fix his eye
On him with dire intent,
And when We urchn quick descendsl
with the for9dden fruit
How greediy his teeth inserts
In ye boy his Sunday suit.
TI,ua dog nd Ina do vraI narforr,
Their parts-fOr boys who steal
The singing OF such sharp rebukes
-iBoston Courier.
Barnum is talking Of retiring with broken heart The
greatest show on earth Victor Hugo's funeral
The Detroit Free Press says that ST. Louis Judge has
decided that wife has the legal and ughi
grocery as her husband" Desrite this decision how
very few crackerboxes 10 st. Louis groceries arc
When woman Is accorded her rights by the strong
arm OF the law she dreadfuly slow to take advantage
OF them Norristown Herald
New-York lawyers will need to look to their lanrels
Kansas attorney has discovered basis for a new
trial He has moved to aside verdict the ground
Of "undue influence, since of the jurors, after tho
Jury retired opened proceedings with prayer
Ills impossible for sons people TO reason from cause
effect ST sipshod in giving the health inspectors
thus:
aNow see here Mr. Inspector, know suhin' or other
y
years ago. cleaned up the entire premises an cot
already it; but 1t didn't So says to myself
this time amt goin 10 fool around expectin clolery
again."
VERY well. sir" said the Inspector you are type
Of half OF the fools OF the counry Hartford
Post
aAh Job" said Mrs Shuttle. she wiped her glasses,
see that the Goddess Of Liberty hasarrved In this
country" -
-Yes YES" replied Job. Now IL could be sure that
the Goddess OF Liberty could be Induced TO preside
orr little household should be happy"
IoIEb MI a
more liberty do you want You were at the lodge taree
nights this week and at baseball game every Afternoon
DO YOU want to make your life grand satnrnaia r
With your permission" meekly replied job. Hart
ford Post