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Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
SLOW.

In the bright lexicon of the district mes senger youth there is no-such word as snail. IN. Y. Journal.
 Although the hen sleeps upon perch, she is nevertheless partial to well made garden bed.-Boston Courier.
 You can't judge a mans piety by the threadbare appearance of the knees of his trousers.-N. Y. Journal.
 General Butler wants to enter his yacht his canvas is as badly managedb as it was last fall, he will not win by large majority -Norristown Herald.
 Mr.Jackson, the new Minister to Mexico, has written several poems. MT. Jackson, how ever, in sending his verses to the press, did not append request for six copies of the paper containing them.-Louisville Courier Journal.
 t'You ought to be willing to give up some thing during Lent" said Mrs. Crimsonbeak to her husband. II am, dear" replied her husband, aHably. 'EI would like to know what you are willing to give up." My seat in church, dear!"-Yonkers Statesman.
 ''Why did Solomon declare that all is van ity?" asked Sunday-school teacher of her class. ''I know" said the youngest member of the class. "Well, why did Solomon declare that all is vanitya Speak right up." ''Tause he touldn't dit all his wives past a milliner
 
 pendent.
 The Omaha Bee inquiries: "Who ever heard of Phelps, who is to represent this country at the court of St. James?" Great gosh! has it come to the pass that a man has to be endorsed by the sheep ranchers of Ne braska before he can serve his native land! It was 8 Nebraska man, we believe, who once opposed the building of new school house because the young folks were getting their heads too full of 1arnin'. ''When, , said he, q was livin' back in New Hamp- shire, there was boy by the name O Danyel Webster lived on @ farm next to our home place-good, likely boy ever I see. Well, he got his head full O books an newspapers an stuff O that kind an went down to Bos- ting, an I hain't heern on him sence-al- though I believe somebody did tell me he'd writ dictionary on a bridge" Chicago News.
 A Frog who had long Dwelt in 8 Pond near 8 Peasants Cabin was one evening Highly Delighted to hear the Peasant remark Beautifully that Frog Singsa' The Speech tickled the Frog Amazingly, and he at once began his Tune and Kept it up all night long. At daylight the Peasant came down with Club and called out, "If You don't leave here Forthwith I'll be the Death of you!' "What have I done?" asked the Astonished Frog 'tKept us Awake all night Bwith your croakingl" "But it was only Last Evening that you complimented me on my Song" ''That is True, but had heard only brief Songs and at long intervals" Moral It is Dangerous thing to compliment the man who makes the Opening Speech at a ward caucus. Nine times out of ten he'll want to go to the Legislature.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
NOt1cee
Monday, April I3, 1885.
WHAT WILL THE HARVEST BE

WHAT WILL THE HARVEST BEa
 The question which is agitating the minds of the politicians now is, will Presid ent Cleveland and his advisers succeed in carry ing out the revolution which they have so successfully begun. Can they stand the pres sure which will inevitably be brought to bear upon themi Upon the answer to this question great deal depends, perhaps the future of the Republican party. At such 8 time the views of such clear-headed and able Republican as Senator Sherman are of as saying among other things: The Demo cratic party is manifestly controlled by the rebel element in it, which is in favor of free trade, irredeemable money and depreciated coin. Cleveland has sounder ideas on these subjects than his party, but will have to yield more or less on these questions. When he does he will lose all the sympathy he now gets from the Republicans. The only Re- publican appointment he made was that of Mr. Pearson. This was 8 concession to the independent Republicans, commonly called mugwumps. In time, think, the admins tration will drift into a restoration of the old Bourbon policy of the Democratic party, which always was a coalition between the conservative elements of the South and the most reckless and 1awless clements of the North. I am very hopeful of the success of the Republicans, and think little e1peri- ence with Democracy will convince our peo- pie that the Republican party is the right one, and that the Republican party has been honest and faithful.
 This is fair view of the situation from . standpoint. Those who know what the Democratic party has been capable of, or, rather, incapable of, need much more evidence than is now obtainab1e te convince them that the Democratic leopard has really changed his spots. If it should happen to turn cut that he has, even partisan Republi- cans can find some consolation in the thought that the change is fine thing for the eoun- try. We shall see.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
To BiCVCliStS and Tourists

We take pleasure in ad- vising you that we have just received a very large variety of The BICY- GLE and TOURISTS Suits for the COMING SEASON. Our STYLES include the LATEST NOVELTIES, and you may rest assured that the PRICE will be the LOWEST. We SOLICIT your esteemed patron age and GUARANTEE that anything you may see fit to purchase at our store will give you per feet satisfaction or mon ey refunded.
 Should we not have in stock just the shade or pattern of fabric you de- sire, leave your order and | it will be executed with the greatest of care and promptness.
 JOHNSON'S CLOTHING STORE,
 1O9 Church Street.
 MEIGS 6 O.,
 l ProPrietors.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
9ea1 Estate

FOR RENT, <A A tenement of rooms on Chapel; of 1 E;: rooms and also one tenement of 5 room on house lot 5611io on Asylum street for if sold this week House and lot Willow $t,7Oo Mon sS [ REAL sIEa Hi z ERsTHTE Rss TAT. FOR SALE. H;ii 5ox11o on Asylum street, with good barn for new house on Warrington street, suitable for good two family house on same street for $s, 600 have nice property on Lombard street that
 THOMAS o'BRIEN CO.,. 800 Chapel Street.
 Houses For Sale Near fffszsA BROADWAY, Whalley avenue, Nsa Grown street, pi1wel avenue, Grand street, Howard avenue, Chapel street, Clinton avenue, Orange street, Sylvan avenue, Wooster street. Congress avenue, George street. Columbus avenue J.meI Bassett, SIS Chapel Street.
 Two Farms For Sale, &zsA SITUATED near woodmont Station, in the Eii;i town of Milford. One comprises house and and 30 acres land. For price and particulars call on or address.
 WALTER A. MAIN, mia West Haven. Conn. HINMAN's REAL ESTATE AND
 LOAN AGENCY. $3O,OOO to loan at per cent. interest on city property.
 Property for sale in all parts of the city. Seashore and rural property, Savin Rock, and 8 large number of choice lots. IOWA AND KANSAS PER GENT FARM LOANS FIRE INSURANCE,
 LIFE AND ACCIDENT POLICIES
 Placed in all frst-class companies. Rents, collections and prompt remittance. All property placed in our hands will receive per sonal attention.
 Agents, 6S Church St. (Open evenings)
 William HI. Wheeler,
 REAL ESTATE AND LOANS. Money Loaned on Chattel Mortgages and other se-
 curities at short notice. FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE,
 RENTS AND BILLS COLLECTED. as SIS Chapel Street.
 FOR RENT, As:A=A AsAA HOUSE s7 Howe street $500. Mf.: House 57 Beer street $300.x AisA. House Sylvan avenue $350. House 556 Chapel street s. 50. House 1S4 Lombard street $216 Six rooms, 23 Sylvan avenue, S16O. Six rooms, g Sylvan avenue $200.
 HI HOADLEY, as II B
 REAL ESTATE fEA For sale exchanged. ii HOUSES AND LOTS In different parts of the city at BARGAINS. Now is the time to buy good home cheap and on easy .ermS.
 MONEY LOAN On improved city property.
 FIRE INSURANCE. Policies written on dwellings and furniture at a CIV rate. RENTS in different parts of the city.
 HI. c. LONG, 6S CHURCH STREET, 1 Room 9. Opposite Postofice Omen Evenings Telephone Connection. m7
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THos ALLING. J. GIBB SMITH E. J. AII.ING.
 THOS. ALLING G CO.,.
 Successors to c: T. AIling & Co.,, Lumber Mer chants and manufacturers of Sash, Doors Blinds and Mouldings. Flaming. Wood Turning, Scroll Saw ing, etc. 156 East Water St. foot of Olfve New Ha- ven, Conn. fe3tf
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
Farm For Sale.

&A GAN offer for sale on easy terms, might @i; exchange for city property, a very fine farm MgH -on the main street. easy drive from the city, with large two-story modern built house, fine barn of ample room, running water, Sc.
 The land is divided into meadow, blow, pasture and woodland. Fine fruit Just the place for Sum- mer boarders. Call on
 GEORGE A. ISBELL, aR Oh8ca Chanel atreat Boom i
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4ru Goods.
April.

DuI dS LIle sun IldSn | got very
 far north yet, we shall delay say
 ing more about. the shades fol
 another week at least.
 You can buy Parasol any
 day when you may feel the $ need of it, but your dresses
 have to be thought of in ad-
 vance of your needs. In Cot ton Dress Goods it is indigo
 blue-and indigo blue, and again indigo blue-all day long and every day, that is called for. We have the trusty dye in Calico at two prices, in good fine wide Cambrics, in very fair quality Ginghams, and now at last in Sateens also. The indigo blue Sateens are some thing new-not very much seen yet, and not seen at all any, where up to this time under 25c., but we will sell them now at a great deal less than that. Come and see them.
 Raglan and Newmarket Coats for ladies at $4 50, $5.5o $6.5o, $7.5o and $1ooo. Brocaded Velvet Wraps at $Io.oo, $I2.oo, $I5.oo and up. Wool Wraps from $3.5o up. Jersey Jackets at $45o, 5.oo, $5. 50 and $6.5o we have Jerseys at lower and at higher prices, but we name these four as particularly good at the respective prices.
 Fine quality Tweeds for mems Spring suits at 75c., the best value in Woolens we have ever seen. Some of the styles are excellent for ladies' wraps and for children's garments.
 More of that wonderful $I black silk to hand-not so much of it this time as before-will not last three days.
 New Spring Skirts in the usual materials, but showing inn in style. Black and white and black and red Sateen Striped Skirts; an attractive novelty.
 Plain and Tricot Cloth Suit ings at less than their value. As we explained lately, when we say 1ess than value" we mean that we are selling the goods in question at less than could easily be got for them-less than others near us are getting for them.
 Plaid Dress Goods and checks in black and white, and in some good colors, of very fine grades at unusual prices.
 The old Ottoman style of dress goods used in former sea- sons sold well because they looked nice, but they didn't give satisfaction in wearing, owing to their liability to pull and give way at the seams. The Royal" Reversible Dress Goods that we have this year look like Otto- mans, only the cord runs along the goods instead of across, and you cannot pull them apart. They are very excellent goods, and have the advantage of being reversible, the back being made with a smooth sateen-like finish. There are many grades on the market, but we think those we have are the best value. We have a good line of new colors in them.
 The "Homespun" Suitings have attracted considerable at tention since we opened them, and they deserve 1t.
 Ladies and Children's medi- um and light weight Underwear and Hosiery are now here not much can be said about them There's nothing new except the prices.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
ftIedicaI.
O. I~ G.
 COLD INDIAN CURED THE GEM OF BLOOD PURIFIERS.

This is a strictly vegetable preparation having no mineral poison whatever. It is an infallible remedy for all diseases caused by Impure Blood, and eminently adapted to Diseases peculiar to Women We have hundreds of testimonials to the efficacy of our medicine in the treatment of Rheumatism, Catarrh, White Swell ing, Eczema and all kinds of Blood and SR1R Diseases. Spring is the time for cleans ing the system, and our remedy has no superior. Its name is Excelsior. All druggists.
 The O. c. Co.,
 176 Fulton St., New York.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
EDITORIAL NOTES.

It takes a Kansas editor to name . paper. The Prairie Dog, the Astonishsr and the Paralyzer are already in existence .and now a paper is to bestarted in Thomas county which will be called the Thomas Cat
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13

Rates of Adverttstng. SITUATIONS WANTED, one insertion soc; eacn subsequent insertion 25c.
 WANTS, RENTS, and other small advertisements occupying not more than six lines, one insertion 75c; each subsequent insertion 25c.
 One square Gone inch) one insertion, $120: each subsequent insertion, 40 cents week, Sa2o; one month, $10.oo
 Yearly advertisements at the following rayes: One square. one year, $40; two squares, one year, $7o; three squares one year, $100.
 Obituary notices, in prose verse, 15 cents per lire. Notices of Births, Marriages and Deaths 50 centseach. Local Notices e0c per line. Advertisements second page one price and half Yearly advertisers are limited to their oyn imme- diate business, and their contracts do not include Wants, To Let For Sale, etc.
 Special rates furnished appicationfor contracts covering considerable length of time. or 8 large space.
 THE WEEKLY JOURNAL
 PUBLISHED
 EVERY THURSDAY MORNING. Single Copies cents $2.0o year Strictly in advance. 1.5o year All letters and inquiries in regard to subscriptions or matters of business should be addressed
 THE JOURNAL AND COURIER,
 New Haven, Conn. We cannot accept anonymous or return rejected communications In all cases the name of the writer will be required not for publication but as guarantee of good faith.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13

There is an insane asylum in Maine in which all the inmates are engaged in making crazy quilts, but it is safe to say that they will produce nothing more outrageous than the crazy quilt makers who are not yet con- fined have produced.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13

It will be remembered that our csrrespond- words out of the nineteen letters in 'Incom- prehensibility. I'M. J. L. has made 1, ,333, and doesn't think she is through yet
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
FOR, SALE.

EOM& SALHds
 &sA THE SPACIOUS AND ELEGANT DWELL @:;:l ING HOUSE and premises No. 55 Hllhouse kS.sA avenue, corner of Sachem street, lately occu pied 8 residence by Mrs. Maria Perit, deceased The location is unsurpassed in New Haven. The buildings. which include stable, grapeTy and con servatory, in excellent order, and the grounds are adorned with choice shrubbery and plants For particulars apply to either of the undersigned.
 HENRY c. KINGSLEY, u,o,,,,ors a7tf HENRY T. BLAKE, AaAo0'
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
FOR RENT.

FOk RENTe
 ROOMS WITH POWER. AA TWO connecting rooms, 74x38 and 62x2s. #: fourth floor Quinnipac Building, No. sos AlA Chapel street, especially arranged for light manufacturing, premises being supplied with freight elevators. May be leased as a whole or in part HENRY F. ENGLISH, a7tf go Orange street.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
REALTY EXCHANGE.
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT. AA SECOND FLOOR f1rst-class house. 205 #i.; Whalley avenue First floor 104 Poplar st. EssH Second floor 408 Howard avenue First floor Ill Dwight street. First floor house on Diamond street, besides many other houses and tenements.
 WANTED. Six rooms, modern improvements. for family of three adults; location central.
 F. M, DENISON. Room 4, corner Church and Chapel streets. a1f OPEN EVENIN4S
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ghe gnmrma1 aud Gnarier.
The Oldest Daily Paper Published in Connecticut.
 THE HARRINGTON PUBLISHING co.
 SINGLE COPIES TWO CENTS.

DELIVERED BY CARRIERS IN THE CITY, 12 GENTS A WEEK, 42 CENTS A MONTH, $500 A YEAR. TEE SAME TERMS BT MAIL.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13

If there is 8 war between Russia and Eng land, and if there is much fighting in Afghan istan, it will be interesting to trace the move ments of the troops te and from such places as Baba- -Gumbez, Sarakhs, Kungeusli, Kizel- Bulak, Chaman-i-baid, Sautlichelemeh, etc.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13
METAL POISON.

17s Fulton St., New Yorl
Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-13

FOR RENT, &A HOUSE S7 Howe street $500. Mti! House 57 Beer street $300x lAesA House Sylvan avenue $35O. House 556 Chapel street 6. 50. House 1S4 Lombard street $216. Six rooms, 8 Sylvan avenue, $1sO. Six rooms, g Sylvan avenue $200.
 H. P. HOADLEY, aS ii 13
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

thinks Cluverius saw him, but hastily
went out.'
! am very sure did not make any
such statement.
am also reported as saying, "Clu-
verius remained until the play was
over, which he suppcses was near
on to 5 O'Clock" This, also, is an
error; but as il is not Of so much con-
sequence to me, at least, ] should not
take the trouble to correct it but for
the necessity Of correcting the ether.
do not know whether Cluverias re-
NAMED until the performance was over
or not. Soon after / entered. before
the curtain rose. | noticed him sitting
some distance OF and bowed to him.
I have no recollection Of noticing him
or of thinking Of him any more during
the afternoon.
THOMAS p. BAGBY.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

similar Cases with Assipesai Rssalss.
Two prominent New York gentlemen
Of about equal age and nearly the same
physique and state Of health recently
attended . large public gathering in the
evening. After leaving it both took
severe cold. which sent sharp pains
through their lungs and shivering pangs
over their systems. One, on arriving at
home. Immediately took a strong pre-
scription Of DUFfy's PURE MALT
WHIsKEy internally. and also bathed
the affected parts with the same ex-
ternally. The next morning he was up
and about the house, and after three
DAYS went as usual to business, and has
continued in robust health ever since.
The other did nothing but get 10 bed
shivsring and wrapped in heavy blan-
kets. suffering excruciating agonies all
night next morning he Was pronounced
an incurable victim Of tertiary pneu-
monia, and on the third day thereafter
was conveyed in costly casket to
tnal rest an the cemetery. His physi-
clans said prompt treatment like the
other would have saved him, but the com
munity now mourns an irreparsble loss.
Any reliable grocer or druggist will
furnish above article at one dollar. large
bottle
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07
SMOKE TRIxY CIGARS.
DOWN TOWN MERCHANT

4 DOWN TOWN MERCHANT
"a having passed several s.eeplass nights.
Disturbed by the agonies md cries of suffer-
ing child. and becoming convinced that
MRS. WINsIOw's SOOTHING SYRUP was
Just the article needed, procured supply
for the child. on reaching home ard ac-
quainting his wife with what be had done.
she refused to have II administered to tho
child, as she VAS strongly Ia favor Of ho-
moeopsthy. That night the child passed in
suffering and the parents Without sleep.
Returning home the day following. the
father found the baby still worse; and.
while contemplating another slespiess
night. the mother stepped from the room To
attend 20 some domestic duties. and lsft the
father with the child. During her absence
he administered q portion VI the soOTH-
ING SYRUP TO the baby aud said nothing.
That night oil hands slept well. and ths 1T
tie fellow zwoke in the morning br.ght and
happy. The mother was delighted with tho
sudde n and wonderful change. and although
At first offended a. the deception prarticsd
upon her. hss continued TO use the SYRUP.
and suffering. crying babies. and restless
nights have disappeared. A single tTia, OF
the SYRUP never yet failed to relieve tho
baby and overcome the preiudiess of the
mother Sold by all drugsis lists; rs cents =
bottle. ap 7-eoaiw
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07
CONTINENTAL Book BEER On
draught everywhere to-day.
Removal.

Having been appointed on April LIST
general agent for the southern States of
the United States Mutual Accident As
sociation, my headquarters have been
removed from 1000 Main street. Rich
moud. Va, to l4l6 + street (northwest).
Washington, d. c., where | will be-
glad TO furnish my friends and the pub
lie generally with any information in
regard to the plan and working of our
Association.
WILLIAM Il. HARDY.
General Agent for the
Southern States.
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AUcrIos sALEs rHus BAT.

GRoRGE ". MAYO, Avalon. caivertlne.
Ninth street. at l0ls o'clock A. n.
y. b. COOK, csmmlttee's sale Central Luna
tic Asy hum buildings on Ascha iszv lie
turnpike. Ut IL o'clock n.
JOHN r. GODDIN. trustees sals farm of 90
actes on nerth Side ef Williamsburg
turnpike, tive niles below city, ~ Z
o'clock =. -.
JAMES 7. VAUGHAN. isse r. A.. potatoes
and herrings.
4. b. COOK. 10 A. NJ, household farniiaFs.
piano, &c.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

sATIsF.CToHY EyIDEsCE.-k ". Gra-
ham, Wholesale druggist. OF Austin, rcS.,
writes: II hive heen handling DR. WIZ
LIAM HALLS BALsAn FOR rHE LUNGs for
the past year and have found II one OF the
most sslabie medicines have ever hsd
In nv house ior coughs. cold. and even
consumption. always giving entire salts
fsetiss. PLEASE send me another gross.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

Engine-House No. 6, located In Clay
Ward, at the corner OF Cumberland and
Laurel streets, has been completed and
the ststion-men put on duty to clean up
the apparatus and get things in ship
shape generally. The entire company
will probably 60 on duty during this
week.
The company is supplied with third
size Amoskeag engine. . newly-built
bose-cart, and 1000 feet Of the best
jacket-cotton hose. The fire-alarm sta
ton at this house is No. "a.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07
Nes rvvs MIN.

The grand jury Of the Hastings Court
yesterday returned moi true bills in the
indictments for perjury against James
Holloran and W. II. Baker--an out
growth Of the Hopkins whitloek trial.
Accused will therefore be honorsbly
discharged to-day.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07
SMOKE TRIIY CIGARS.
OFFICKoP CITY WArgR- WORKS, I
RICHMOND VA March Ie 1855.

OfffCEOF CITY NATtR-NuRks, I
RICHMOND. VA, March le, 1883.
A,sUs OuDns 4 UiHOr:
Gentlemen.-i have used DIR. DAyIDs
COUGH SYRUP for some months. and think
10 has done me more good than any other
medicine taken yet. Ny diseases are asthma
and bronchitis Of long standing. Among
the multiplicity Of remedies for these dis
simple remedy, and It's components not al
all injurious. II gives me pleasure Ia add
my testimony To its efficacy.
Very respectfully,
j. l.. DAVIS.
superintendent Richmond city Water
Works
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07
Tuning N Plane

i. a. art, and should be thoroughly
done, and if your instrument needs it
leave sn order with Ramos { Moses,
Ola Main street. who will see that il is
properly done.
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Now.

Now is the time to order your spring
suit. while the assortment is large and
you can have large stock of new goods
10 select from.
F.. b. SPENCE 4 Son,
Merchant Tailors.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

Old newspapers for sale at the Dis
patch counting-room at rs cents per
hnndred.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

THk THROAT" BROWNS BRONCHIAL
TRocHEs acts directly on the organs Of tina
voice. They have AN extraordinary effect
In all disorders Of the throat
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

CONTINENTAL Book BEER on
drsught everywhere to-day.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-04-07

y eIS BARRELS FRESH ROCK
-sOfc LAND LINE per schooner Al
fred Keen. daily expected. for sale low from
vessel. Fresh ioi ANCHOR BRAND
LIME just received. IMPORTED and
AMERICAN CEAENTs, CALCINED
PLASTER. PLASTERlNG HAIR. LATHS,
FIRE-BRICk and CLAY.
WARNER MOORE.
foot Seventeenth street, south side Dock.
Lump and Ground Plaster. sumac, and
Bark. NH 26