Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-03-05

Miss O'Leary. the smiling young
lady in the cloak department of Ban
croft, Thompson & Co., left yesterday
for 1T iIulon where she will spend
Sunday and go to Elmira. n. Y, on
Monday. The girs declare that Mis-
O'Leary just loves To travel OH the Pt.
III. 81 n. W. R'y and that her name
will soon be spelled differently. Bay
City Tribune, March 1.
&C. NJ. Fuller anticipates an enor-
NOUS consumption of soda water and
other temperance beverages next sum-
mer, as the result of the work accomp-
lished by DIR. REYNOLDS this week, and
has purchased All elegant marble
fountain, trimmed with silver, for his
store on Huron avenue. Port Huron
Times. Mr.. Fuller was at one time a
grain buyer in this place,
I'VE received to-day a copy of
Smiths Diagram Of Parliamentary
Rules" together with concise hints
and directions for conducting the bus
mess Of deliberative assemblies. after
IA careful pprusal of the sgme L find it
to be a useful thing. as it gives the
desired information necessary for con-
Quoting assemblies. 1t is something
that all presiding officers should have.
IA New Orleans minister recently
married "a colored couple, and ut the
conclusion unnecessarily remarked:
ION such occasions as this it is GUS
tomary to kiss the bride, but in this
hA i,,A -
bridegroom very pertinently replied:
ION such an occasion as dis it am
customary to glib de minister $40, but
in dis case we will omit it."---N. q.
Times.
The roller rink is all the rage and
the following verse tells the tale of
what occurs there every day although
it has reference TO only one occasion:
The girl stood on the roller skates:
But then he could not go;
She was afraid to tempt the fates
Because she hobbled so.
She called aloud, SAY Chawley, say
Do come help me along"
But Chawley went the other way
Because his legs went wrong,
There came a crash a thunderous mud,
The girl, Oh! where was shef
Ask of the giddy youths around
Who viewed her hosiery.
TYRo.
1.-The cordwo6d and log piles of
Mechanic and jones streets are dis
grace TO the village and steps should
be taken by the proper officer towards
having the same removed and If il is
not att ended to Immediately he should
ut once prepare to clear the streets.
and the good citizens of this place will
uphold him i'll the matter. 1t is the
duty Of the pathmdster TO keep the high
WAYS cleared of all distractions and we
fail to see why it is he has not perform
ed his duty. We suppose it is for the
simple reason that there hasn't anyone
made complaint to him. II that is
the cause let him consider this as suf-
ficient grounds to take steps towards
the removal of the same.
The duties of an editor are numer-
Gus, and a partial enumeration of
them would lead some to suppose that
none but an angel could thoroughly
ill the program. An editor is expect
ed always To be good natured. He
should be always outside hunting up
items of news for his paper. He
should always be in his office when a
visitor calls TO see him. He is always
expected to furnish plenty of impor-
tant news whether anything happened
or not. He is required to pay his ac-
counts promptly on the presentation
thereof. aud is expected to smillngly
submit to 'stand off" from those TO
whom his own accounts are presented.
He must always do his level best to
promote any public enterprise in.
short, do all he can t. put money into
other peoples pockets. while any effort
Oh his part looking towards remuner-
alton for his labors is denounced as an
imposition.