The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-09-18
IT GOT so HOT
That Even the Tsdpolss Went Begging

That Even the Tsdpoles Went Begging
for . Drink Of Water. ........
GP DOMAIN In New York SUM-
Hot! II Is so hot that my blood boilS
within me till my hat dances on my head
like an Infatuated tea-ksttls lid can hear
my soul slashiDg around like tsacupsul OF
scalding grease In an empty wash-hoiler
every time / move. Ga, for q chunk OF the
worlds cold charities to slip into my sseth-
ing bosom before my gixzard Is totally
cookedl Oh. for the bleak winds Of aavers-
ity to fan my blistering browi Oh, for the
frost Of years and the SHOWS Of old age! Oh.
for the touch OF an Icy hand or the freezing
glance Of naughty dam sers eye! Oh. for
flower garden Of polar bears and sunless
grove OF Alaskan icebergsl Oh. for cave
in Kamtschatka 100 acre homestead Of
Spitxbergen frigidity, an icicle -gemmed
grotto in the Ia, emsnt story OF the aurora
rboreslisi Oh, for blus nose and a pair Of
.frost-Littsn heels! Oh, for anything cool
and cooling. from . mint julep or . teeth
rafting tsrtian ague TO q cup OF cold pizeni
Hoti Purgatory. or the shorsless and
fathomless ocean Of fire that Bob Ingersoll
thinks he has squenched with his little. swill-
loaded oratoric shotgun. would not Be much
change Of climate. Every Thermometer
from Cape Cod ~ Corpus Christi has kicked
the top out and boiled over like the Arkan-
saw doctors patient who took twelve white
and twslvs blue seldlits powdsrs separately.
Hssping Goals Of fire on your eneny's head
Is the easiest commani In all Scripture II
Obey. The tinkIs OF brooklets. the gentle
murmur Of cascades h driei before IL gets
twenty fest from the banks into the rattle
OF hot pebbles or the harsh ciatter Of hurt
ling buckshot GAS. q. e.,.a4-z.g ,.r...,-rs
The very milk Of human kininss has
svsporatsd beneath the solid torridity and
isft nothing but little duty moral chalk
ga indigo. Rivers rrseks horss-ponds,
lakss and duck puddlss in many regions
have vAmoossd like bank cashiers with pub
lie funds, md naught but struggling daubs
Of Soma remain to tell one where they wsrs
Catfish. esls and tadroles are running all
over the country with tin cups In their
mouths asking every body they meet TO give
them q drink OF watsr.y Brock trout wallow
In ths dust Of the country roads like quails,
and black bass are caught like Gopbsrs--
with spade. !. Chsnticlssrs matin hymn
sounds as IL tt were pipsd through the thigh
bone Of 80U0-years shrivelsd mummy Of
the Pharaohs, and the 6uttsring Of bis
wings resembles the clashing together Of
charrsd saddle daps 49, 5s4s.5f1f s.4sF
Reader or readers * IL y 20 hot In this
beautiful world OF lakes, rivers and cas-
cadss. Of cIoud-wreathed peaks and misty
wales, Of oceans, rivuletS riTs soda pop
and juisps think what % must b in thss
politicians realm. where ths roasted million-
sirss Incarnation, Of ssldshAsH and greed
.bsg. though AL stsrnity'ss countlsss ages
for one drop Of water from : doglicksd
bsggar's fnger-Hpi Think OF II and Dee 70
the glorious wind-swspt. lsks-gsmmsd sum-
mseland Of Dakota, where svsrybody Il
,stiIl wearing winter hannsls and slssping
under BLANKETS and Luf1alo robeA IS Nj 80
5lg Qsssn yistsriA Disxastse1s y
saia4sg lLondoa TratAl 4 At{a
Y Tho queen h,ar. u sick % death Il tbs
whole wedding biI-inssA. evsry thing con-
nsctsi with the function having produced
rsmonstrances. ,quabb.sa, misnnisrstand-
ings, and every psciss Of bOtheration- Ths
whois ~ the royal fAmily-Sn thos who
can an = 70 b indspsndsnk q isasb-havs
oppo-ed tbs alliance from Asst 10 last, md
/ ~ uncomI r0misihg attitude which has bean
sdoptsd q Berlin has cansed profound
mortincatiun and irritation 6 tbs court Of
81 JamsN Prince Hsary o. sBafssnbarg
has no m0nsy and no pmisfan. and Tor The
laughter Of - qussn a Eaglanf 10 eoa-
tract 20 snissiEahle marris9s = nesalli-
ancs which y regarded By - courts o.
Europe much - county socjety woul6 look
opoa ~ union u I isading psorss danghtsr
With The soa Of small farnsr.