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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-12-13
EASY TO GET MARRIED.
An Event That settles a Mans Destiny for
Paradise or PerditiOn.

Anybody can marry. A man may be
so homely that the reflection of his face
would dent a new milk-pan, but he can
marry. | know miserable creatures
who have existed scores of years. and
all they have been able to get was TO
get married. Down through the flying
wears | have passed safe from Cupid'S
darts. | have met young ladies SO
eager to get married that it kept them
up nightS-with male companions. ]
have been besieged by old maids, bom-
barded with widows and out
flanked by book agents. Age does
not withcr nor custom stale" man of
my build. and | have to change my
boarding-place often. What | do not
know about love, courtship and mar
riage You need not look in the census
of 1880 to lind out. But | shall not
lecture upon those themes. | have
marked the ebb and flow of taste in
these matters There has been run
on coachmen until good drivers became
SO scarce that the canal boats of
our distracted country were rotting at
their wharves and gilded horseshoes
were the fashionable adornments of
our homes. Then the drain Of our for
eign nOblemen left our restaurants and
BARRIERS shops without help. Afterward
the cOckney dude was in demand until
the ladies became attached to cheap
er kind of dog-with string. Pity
is akin to love- and women marry
some very pitiable objects. Weddings
and funerals are put side by side in the
papers, for they both settle mans
destiny for paradise or perdition.
There has been a steady effort in our
progressive country 10 make divorces
as easy As marriage, but the lawyers
will always be more expensive than the
preachers. Young men. | have seen
some happy marriages. but they are
founded on respect and mutual fitness.
They were undertaken with more calm
thought and preparation than moon
light and gum drops. There will be
the same moonlight after You are mar
ried. but small house and lot will cost
You coin of the realm. Buckle down
10 Your studies. ami get an assured po-
sitiOn in society, a pul! i'll a political
party or an account at the bank, and
then | will guarantee there will be girls
left and willing to marry.-Fr0m Prof
GoNge'S Lecture. in Albany Journal.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-12-13
INDIAN hUMOR.
A Very Slender Outline Of an Aboriginal
Fairy story.

Once upon 4 time there was i dwarf
so very small in size that when he killed
a wren-all by himself. too-hc thought
he was hero in the first degree. and
strutted round in the grass as proud is
if he had slain several braves of another
tribe in single combat. He had one
half of the wPrn ii fair half; none of
Your irregular fractions cooked at
once for a feast for the whole lodge,
and told his sister to cure the skin. aS
he had mind to make himself feather
coat. And by and bv he did another
wren 10 death. and then hr got his coat
But happening to ga to sleep one day
i'll the sunshine the heat made the birG.-
skins >hrivci up 50 that they brcaIse
quite uncOmfortabh small, and th.-
dwarf was furious He vowed he wouId
pay the sun out. SO he GOT his sister
to plat Il rope out Of her hair. and hay
ing made 4 slip knot in it he prggrd it
down on the other side of the hill,
close TO the top Of II. Just where
he had noticed the sun was ac-
cuStomed to get up. And, sure
enough. when the sun rose next
morning. it ran its head ri!,ht into the
slip-knot and got caught. The con-
SternatiUn in nature was prudigiOus
until the dormouSe. rcmarking wh;H
was the matter. went and nibblcd the
plait through and released the luminary.
whereupon everything went an just as
if nothing had happened. But the
dwarf came home TO his sister in high
dudgeOn. He WAS not going he said,
to bother himself about suns anv more
1t was not worth his while. He had
more serious matters to attend to- And
80 he began making preparations for
going out on another wren-,iunt.
Such, in the bald outline. is red
indian fairy story which seems 9,ue
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-12-13
Chas. w. Paynter & Go, 81 and 93 w.

1t was one Sunday evening in Oc-
tober that l received an urgent sum
mons to 90 round to see a lad in the
employment of butcher close BY
Apparently. the lad had caused great
alarm by his extraordinary behavior.
1t seems that he had sat down in
chair during the evening and dropped
asleep. Presently he started up, went
for his whip, put on his spurs. and pro-
ceeded direct To the stable. The saddle
not being in its usual place, he returned
to the house for it, and being asked
why he wanted il. he replied, to 90
his rounds. Returning to the stable.
he mounted the horse, without sad
die. As he was powerfully made. it
was only after considerable struggling
that he was forced from the horse and
taken indoors. At this moment | ar
rived upon the scene. The boy appar-
emily seemed to think himself stopped
at the turnpike gate. Taking siNpence
ont of his pocket, he held it out to
pay the toll, and demanded the
change. The siNpence was returned
TO him. when he stated he wanted no
nonsense, but mis- change. Three pence
.Tnno ~ ,o,r rar,,na, tba, !. mn,
r;,,bt, ,ras bis ;noroa;a,, r.,,i,.. i
,ror+ ,,arn,. - ,,ot;p ~.
proper change. This being given him,
he mad" the motion OF whipping and
spurring his horse on. Being held
down on his chair by force, he pcremp-
torily ordered us to ret ont OF lis way
ana /" let 20 MS morse. or ne would
soon MAKE Us. IL" a4aih Hrnrf"u MS
stcGa' apparently I" MAKE 1t r">tive
ana 10 SICK. cry ln@ out To u I" let 90
It's mead. beng afi"rWard taken INTO
the >hpp, he was asked what orders he
had taken II" then proceeded to ="
through the INST "l the customers. stat
lh3 NhAi "ach hid ordered. naming
fnmp steak Tor one. shoulder Of mutt
ton Tor second, leg "f lamb for
thlrd. ahd so on. oFd"r"d 10 clean up
the sh"p, ne at once tucked mp his
sleeves preparatory to executing the
order II WAS "nIl by mann force that
he was prevented.
thinking thcr" might be some
trickcry at the bottom of this extra
ordinary conduct. | suggested that
good thra>hIng might teach him better
manners. Several heavy strokes from
II riding-wnip were hen laid across
his back. INT fa,l,.l - c,U>r apv I'M
.; ,...
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-. Nv ""N' "P WIN
7,i tu''' At ''NH 70 "''"tt,
',,''p ", ','' >.'iit '.Il' MIN ne cou'u
pt'.',,' 1''', ~, "',' .''th 10
~? '. '.I'i p"' >'''P''E, "." was
( ''','' '.lI' "r, H'> P'rI''',, "hc"iI-
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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-12-13

WARN LINED GOODS: Ladies' Wool
Lined Boots, Felt and Beaver Toys; Ladies'
Wool Lined Boots. Sea Fox and all Leather
Tops: Ladies' and Gents Wool Lined Slip
pers: Ladies' and Gents. MiSSpS' and Chit
drpm'S Fancy and Embroidered Slipper:
Ladies' and Gents, Misses and Children> :
Buckle Arctics and AlaSkaS; Ladies
Fleece Lined CrOqurtte Rubbers, some
thing new: Mems Wool ard Buffalo Lined
Boots.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-12-13

Ladies' Fine hid Opera or Toe Slippers.
soc, worth 81. Ladies' Fine Kid Button
Boots, worked holes, Sl.25. Ladies' Fine
Pebble Button Boots, 81 to Sl.25. Misses
Pebble SchODl Button Boots, 12-2 81.
Child'S Pebble School Boots. Sill 15c.
Youths Pebble Button or Lace. II Il 81.
Child's Red Top "Sea Tip" Boots, 5 10 81.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-12-13
REDUCTION OF STOCK SALE


Gents Button and Congress Sl.15. worth
$3.50: Gents Fine Cali DuOtS - -. worth
S:}: Farmers Top Sole CAT, hip ami Water
Proof Boots: Boys ard Youths Top Sole
Calf, hid and Wat. Proof Boots: Mems,
Ladies', YOuth's, Misses ard Chiliren'S
Rubber Boots. Custom Work made to
measure. Rubber and Lea her repairing
done. Our pr;cP> are rs low as the lowest
for good goods. but rot less than good
stock is worth before made up. Beware Of
yellow DaDpr advertisers
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-12-13

There is an old lady living in Ala.
ostde, Ga, who was alped BY an In
'lan during the Seminole War forty
Tesrs ago.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
& Short Lecture.

By way of parenthesis, we have a short lecture for the people of Yuma. Show usetown where all branches of business gre prosper> ing, public improvements being made and everything is lively, and we will show you a town in which the citizens pull together for the common good. In union there is strength, and no town a , be permanently prosperous unless it's citizens lay aside all personal prejudicts, party predilections and religions preferences when ever any question arises pertain ing to the welfare and progress of the whole, and act unitedly. Tbis is the reason why some towns in- crease in size and population with such wonderful rapidity. The people act as a unit upon all ques- tions concerning their conplOn interests, and they pull together with will and offer every pos> Sible encouragement 10 new com CTS in all branches of bushes. The dry goods merchant will moi turn cnldly away from a prospec> tive citizen because he thinks of engaging in ihe dry goods trmde. So with all other business. They want 10 increase the population and trade and every nan knows that increase of population means increase of trade. Show usa town where the people are divided where A opposes everything that B proposes, no matter how valua- ble the proposition, and wee versa "a town where 'One church, or 'one lodge' must originate every measure or we oppose it-show us such a town and we will show you dead town, that live busi, ness men avoid as they would the plague. Let us pull together, then. Unite for the common good in all matters of lOcal conreln, support heartily all enterprises of merit, all improvements suggest ed, even il your worst personal enemy, if yCu have any, proposes it, encourage business men tn come and settle in your town; support the newspaper that atspeak> for you, and with these you will see your town increase in import. ance, population, business and wealth.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
The leading article inthe Oy

The leading article in the Over lqDd Monthly fnr September will he by Prof. Josiah Royce, of H .rwari, late of California, upon I'.The Sacramento Squatter Riot oi 1S50." Flora Haines AppUnyi will furnish per Onal sketcH of the late Helen Hunt Jackson, and I na D. CoOlhrilh will contribute Ia Poem. These, with editorial comments upon Mrs. Jacks6n'S literary work, will give this number great value asa memorial of the author of "Ram0na." There will be an article from Hrn. $. s. Cox, Minister to Tur- key, on "lhr Thiriy-fifih and Thirlh-Sixth Congresses" Dr.. Henry DeGrOot will furnish a graphic account of.the ancient Mining Camp Of You Bet. :" Capt. Wright, of the Confederate Army and late lecturer of the California State Grange, will des- eribe "HOw the Blockade was Run." The most important stories will be: IA Plea before Judge Lvnch," written by well.kDown pioneer, and. "The D0ctur Ot Leidesdorff Street," a brilliant and exciting story of San Fran> ciscu. These are only a few of the attractive and valuable articles to appear in September.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

Tie Directors uf the Royal Observatory at Greenwich En- gland, have given notice, that, from the morning of New Years day, they consider the day as commencing at midnight, which Is to be reg ,rded as zero, or O. and run up to midnight, which Is twenty-fOur o'clock. The British government has adopted the new plan of numbering the hours. All the railroads of that country are contemplating adopting the new system, thus Oviatiug the errnrj that sometimes occur from Inis- taking A. NJ. and P. NJ. It is thought that this system will also come into vogue in the United States. It will be a long time, however, outside of r,ilrOad employees, before people will get the hang of it. Instead of going to bed at ten o'clock, you will retire at twenly-two o'clock, which will sound as though il was d day ahead.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
The Maxwell Case.

A dispatch from St. Louis, un- der date of August 2l. this month, said that morning Maxwell, the supposed murderer. was taken into the Court of Criminal Cor
 rectiOn. All the seats in the auditorium were filled and pro- bably two dozen persons were standing. The Court ordered a coc. tinuance until September 2d. The startling announcement was made to>day that Preller was not dead when his murderer placed him in the trunk. There is ample medi- cal proof at hand that he must have been alive when packed in this receptacle. This fact, which has never before been published, adds to the horror of the crime with which Maxwell stands charged. A complete autopsy of the body, made by Dr. Luedekin. showed congestion of the brain 5nd d condition of the larynx whic indicated s'rangulatiOn. The theory of the prosecution is that Preller, being man of fine physique, strong and sound in limb, and healthy in all his or gans, resisted the effects of the chlOrofOrm to such an extent that Maxwell was compelled 10 choke him to death, and that he proba- bly, did the choking after he had placed his victim in the trunk. II not, the victim was suffOcaied in the trunk after having been placed there. It is supposed that after using four ounces of chlOro- form. which he got at Fernow's drugtOre, Maxwell saw the folly of ending his victim in that way, and vixen he got two ounce S more at } P. NJ. he used it merely to weaken Preller 10 a point where he could make short work of him by strangulation.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

A report comes from Mexico. which Is doubles true, that large numbers of Chinamen are being shipped from China to Guaymas, and taking the railroad at that point, they can easily reach U. $. territory and the country will soon be fl lOded with them The bOund- ary line between the United States and Mexico is so l0Hg that it will be impossible to prevent Chinamen f:om crossing it, and in less than year thousands of them will sInuggle themselves over. It does seem as though nothing but a bloody massacre will teach that race that we don't want any more of them than we are compelled to receive under the restriction law.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
Minister Kelly.

It is understood that Italy re- fused to receive our Kelly as Minister, because, being a strong Catholic, he had shot his mouth off too loud and often about re- storing the civil power of the Pope, of Rome. Austria, how> ever, refuses to receive him, be- cause, being a Catholic, he had married a Jewess, and that Gov ernment being Catholic could not tolerate such Il misalliance. Ihis IS the reasnn given our Governs ment by the Foreign Minister of that country. However, it is thought Italy's rejection of him had something tO do with it. Se> cretary of State. Mir. Bayard, will send Austiii a causiic and viz orous reply, and will express great surprise that m this eniight- entd age q Government like Aus. tria could be 50 unreasonable and bigOted is to reject Minister from a Government with which 1t is on friendly terms, simply be cause his wives's religion is dii- ferent from her husbands. It is also said that the Austrian Mis- sion will remain vacant, at leas, for some time. Hip, hip, harrah for Uncle Sam! lie has taIen or new life, and all foreign natiuns will please take notice that here after the old gentleman will kick every time he is spurred. If you don't believe it, just try it on. We have Young Hickory at the helm now, who won't stand any nonsense.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
Pacific Coast History.

The farther MT. Bancroft gets on with his History of the Pacific States "the more plainly we per- ceive what a world of research he has made. His sul ject is immense and yet he comes to every topic loaded down with information in regard to it. For instance, his second volume of California, which is the last published. It covers period of about 30 years beginning at 1900 during which many person may ask whether there was an incident of historic interest. Take up the volume, especially if you have been some years on the Coast. and you will find yourself moving along in a business like narrative that pictu- res to you pioneer epoch of real importance. California is Il sub staniial bridge connecting our generation on the Pacific Coast with the past century of SD ini,h
 rule. In those days there were in- ciden's enough 1.-the records could be found-and they We're found. The padres iaboring to bring reli- giens light into the minds of the natives; the cOntralmnd traders endeavoring 10 whee1le to provin- cial governors; the melancholy amour of Don't Conception; the crops; the adventures with the grizzly" and all that makes this history NO: less worthy than that of early life on the Atlantic sea- board. And in California Mir. Bun. croft glves us the first installmenI of his "PiOneer Register" which is a series of biographical sketches in all hahetical order mak ing d record at once curious and inter esting, now, but which will be priceless in the future. There were pioneers before '49, bu, lhe rnll will be continued by MT. Bancroft in his succeeding volumes and completed up to the very present. We arg now more eager than ever 10 see his wnrk on Washington Territory.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

It is in contemplation 10 ap- point an army officer 10 perform the duties of Indian agent upon the San Carlos Reservation. Some time since Secretary Lamar ex- pressed his conviction that an army officer should be designated 10 represent hOth the Interior and War Departments and the Secre- tary of War recommended to the President that Captain A. E. Pierce be assigned 10 the position. The President has not yet signi. fled hispurposes in regard 10 the matter.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

The Southern Exl ositiOn open ed at louisville, Kentucky. on the 18th instant, under favorable conditions and it is 10 be hoped that its future will be mnre prof. table than the Worlds Fair at New Orleans. The grand display of industrial products ought to in- sure success in all respects, es, Decially in a financial manner. l he lesson learned from the ex- tra vagant expenses of ihe New Orleans exposition should be sufficient to insure strict economy in the management Of the Luis vile exposition and we have con fidence that the present manage ment will not brlng loss and Humiliation on it's projectors, but be profitable and advantageuus.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

The Ohio Democratic Conven, tion was held on the 20th instant
 at Columbus. Gov. George Hoad, ley and Lieut.. Gcv. John q, Warwick were renOminated
 Charles D. Martin and Gibson Otherton were nominated for Su. preme Judges. The platform adopted heartily endorses the administration, and favnrs arbi. iraiion as the best means of spt- ding differences between laborers
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29


 cure under special treatment and advice The reason so many cannot get cured of weHkness iiId 4iie htoRpF dir~ssssy owing 10 q eompiirstioned eaffed prOsta-. tOrrhea which requires peculiar treat mept. :. Dr. Liehi.'s wQnderfnl Magnetic Heal CTS or SeIf-nlagnIiiZers the grpatesi' cura.: tive invention nf The age Eve man or woman can now be th.i ir own magnetic healer No man required on ihe end of ths h, aler, consequrn ly no big fees to- pay the hand rubber. Price s, com plr!e. sold only at the Dr. Liebig Dis-- pensary.
 Lirbis's Invigorator No. 2.is-a positive cure for prOststerrhes.i Price of either MvigOratOr 8 per bottle; six for tl0. Sent to any address on receipt of price or c. O. D. Responsible persons pay when cured Striciest Seeresy Maintain ed. Patients cured aI. home. Liebig's DisI.ensa,y runs and elegant drug store in the building. Consultations, personal iy or by letter, free.
 ORDINARY CASES: Any recent cases of special or private diseases cured for $l0. Remedies suffi-- cient 10 cure will he promptly sent with fIll directions and advice rn receipt of $l0 All packages securely covered from Obsprvation
 INVIGORATOR SAMPLES FREE. Call or address DR. JIEBIG & CO., 40J Gearv street. Private entrance, 405' Mason street San Francisco.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.
OFFICE OF THE SHERIFF OF YUMA COUNTY. ARIZONA TERRITORY.
 YIINa Y Aupust s)1 iSS5

OMa, n. i.' auS"S -~, IOO" NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT Q< have received the TAX ROLL fnr Yuma county for the year 1885, and that Payment of Taxes is now due. Taxes w,il he received at this office any day during office hours before the second Monday in December, 1885. Notices will he posted in each precinct notifying the Tax -tayers therein at what time l. or my Deputy will visit said precinct foI the purpose Of collecting taxes.
 A. TIMER,
 Sheriff and ex-Officio Tax Collector of Yuma county, Arizona Territory. au22, it
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
WOOD! WOOD!

NTANTED AT THE CLIP MILL. w One Thousand (l000) Cords of Wood. Contracts will be given in quan- titles from 50 cords upward.
 A. G. HUBBARD, Superintendent Clip Mining Com pany. au22-tf
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

This Great Siren l;hening Rrnir- dy, and NERVE TONIC. is the re- -uit of over 20 years of practice experience, and CURES WITH UN- FAILING CERTkIH -rY Nervous and Physical Debility, Seminal Weak-
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
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usia. his home. Largest. handaomest cheape>t, best. By the Tenowntd d histor- ian and biographer. Col. Conweu, whose life of Garfield published bv as outsold the twenty others hy 60OO0. 0utsells. every book over published in this world, many agents are selling fifty daily Agents arc making fortunes. All new beginners suro"ssful; grand charce for them. S43 30 made by lady agent the first day. Terms most liberal PartI- culars free. Better send 9 cents for postage. etc, on tree outfit, now ready including large prospectus book and save valuable time. ALLEN & Co.
 Agusta Me.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29
DR. c. D. sALFIELD,
SMSAAsNS SSsS! s" ::Dd ista'4: ' trial se'lls %'!'

VENAT R-sut1icient tU show it's merits free of charge. to anyone afflicted, apply ing by letter, stating his symptoms and age Communications are all strictly confidential my 1S-tf
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

ness. Spei matOrrhBt, Emissions, lmpo' tency, Exhausted vitality, Premature De cline and Loss of Manhond, from what ever cause D-uduced. It enriches ard nurifes the Blood. strengtht ms the Nerves Brain, Muscles. Digestion, Reproductive Org ms and Physical and Mental Facul- ti,-s. It stops any unnatural debilitating 2 drain unOn the system. preventing invOl- untlry losses, facilitating dreams, ,semin- al losses with the urine, etc, so destruc- tive tn mind and body. Ii is sure elim- ina:Or nf all kIDNEY AND BIDDER Cow PLANTS. Ii contains no injurious Ingre- dieniS. To those suffering from the evil effects of youthful intiscrvtiOns ar excPs- ses. d speedy. permanent and thorough rur> is GUARANTEED. Price. $40 per bottle, or five bottles in case, with full di- rections and advice, Sf000. Sent secure from observation to any address upon re- cript of price, or co. D To be had only Of
 DIR. c. D. SALFIELD, 216 Kearny street. San Francisco, Consultations strictly confidential. ny let ter or at office. FREE. For the convert ence of patients. and in order to insure perfect secrecy. I have adoptcd a private address under which all packages are for warded.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-08-29

Is never failin 2
 to cure Nervous De biliiy, Exhaust ed Vitality, Semint al Weakness, Sper- maIorrhea, Los Manhood, lmpo- tency, Paralysis. and ali the terrible effects Of self ah- use vOuthfuI fol
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1885-09-18
Treasurer's Notice,


The following warrants vii. be paid out
of the County General Fund on presen-
tation at my office:
No. : in favor ofJohn German S245 90
% " j. Rothwell - 90
10 " '' A. Orchard 429 20
w. A Coughanour l2S 90
so " c. S Kingsley 155 80
33o -" p Connaughton I 20
32 =" J. j. Marsk IS 10
16 c. &. Havird s 90
Also the following Hospital warrants
No. 347 in favor of A. Orchard S21S rs
q $50 F. Cooper 175 90
" 10 : 4, Orchard 81 81
Also the following Road Warrants:
No 1873 in favor of Chas. Magee 500 90
17S Marsh Il Ireton II so
355 f" Geo. Tucker 220 90
$50 {. Lick Bros 100 90
JOHN GARRECHT, Co. Treas.
BY IsIDoR SMITH, Deputy.
Idaho City, |. T., Ang. !, 1885.