Morris tribune., 1885-09-16

and give his impressions of Wolseley as
General. 1t is a pastime in which
Mr.. Wolseley has hitherto enjoyed HIM
self.-AHon, UL) Democrat.
Britannia rules the wave, it is appar-
ent, with considerably greater skill than
her man Wolseley rules the ripples
and cataracts of the Nile and the sands
of the esert.-PHtsdurg Times.
The editing of newspaper rightly
appreciated and entered upon with con-
science, is high and holy priesthood
whose responsibilities are as vast as its
power for good is far-reaching.- Tile
Patrol.
Editors who vcntilate their personal
grievances through the columns of their
papers, simply fatigue and annoy the
readers of the papers and lessen their
own MISUNDERSTANDING Chronicle
Telegraph.
1t is now declared that Khartoum fell
in October. and the fact that General
Wolseley did not find it out until Feb
ruary would seem to show that they
have messenger boys in the Soudan.-
Boston Post.
Notwithstanding the mystery sur
rounding the manner of catching the
disorder properly called a ''cold,' med
zeal scientists agree that among the
causes are dirt and impure air.-Phila-
delphi0 Record.
Iron is an article of such universal
use that an increased demand for its
production is one of the sure evidences
of reyivin@ confidence in the financial
condition of the counry.-AeaO York
Sunday Merc1"y
The Southern Pacific was built with
money earned out of the Central Pa.
cific; that money should have been first
devoted to payment of Central Pacific s
obligations to Government and other
creditors. -Ncw Orleans Picagat'ae.
Health is in fashion. Girls no longer
pride themselves upon painfully pinched
feet, spider-like waists, and breakfast
appetite which can compass nothing
more than sip of coffee and crumb
of toast.-MiRna Caroline Snaath IN
Outing.
AS it is, too many of us are too sleepy.
headed, wire-necked, slab-sided, still
kneed and leaden-shot to be anything
but hewers of wood and drawers OF
water for our more energetic neighbors
the New Observation-Disclosures (N.
S. Critic.
AS matter of fact racing is purely a
rich mans sport, and one which a poor
man had better leave alone, as without
the constant attendance of good luck or
a resort to questionable methods, it will
speedily absorb his capital. SPIRIT
Of the Times.
There has already been paid to the
G. P. Company more than enough OF
the peoples money to complete the Pa
cific Railway THERE'S little confidence
in the road that has been built and less
in the company that is building it.
Hamilton (Ont.) EUen5ng Times.
Jim Keene has cleared 100000 by
fortunate stock speculations, and is on
his feet once more. 1t is strange that
Jay Gould should start South a-pleas-
uring before getting hold of this half
million. 1t is an oversight of which he
is rarely g1ilty.-Pshsburg Commercial.
Our young Americans are such an
astonishingly clever set, and are so full
of high-strung energy. that they are in
constant danger of carrying their
amusements too far. Everything in the
recreational line tends toward the sex
pert and the professional. "-Mt'a'ae-
0polis Tribune.
We are told by various contemporary
les that the newspapers make too much
of the Anarchist talk in the United
States. We do not think so. 1t is a
crime to promulgate such doctrines, and
the law ought to make it so. These
vipers have been allowed too much Ii
cense.-Mo6ile Register.
On bright summer morning, with
the sun shining and the breeze gently
blowing, and the birds singing, and the
brooks warbling, and all dumb crea-
lures evidently sympathizing in their
way in the grand hilarity, does it not
seem as if nature itself were keeping
holiday The STANDARD.
1t is stated, thoughupon no particu-
lar authority, that some of the new
summer resort hotels, will be builtu
palatial plan, and that some of the
higher-priced rooms will be so large
that a guest can change his shirt with
out striking the wall on either side
Elgta, (Ilt) Every Saturday.
ssWhy," asked the Turkish states
man, ''should England have applied to
Italy rather than to us" Partially,
perhaps, for the reason that when a
burglar, having entered house by
stealth, finds himself in conflict with the
police, he does not call the landlord to
his assistance.-NeW York Herald. u
Emile lola is thought to be the most
successful of living authors, so far as
financial returns are concerned. His
income from his literary work has av-
eraged about sixty thousand dollars a
year for the past five years. This, de-
spite the efforts of several Governments
to suppress the circulation of his works.
A new illustrated comic weekly is
about to be established in New York
City. The proprietors state that it will
be entirely unlike other comic weeklies.
They are to be commended for this de-
termination. While imitation may DO
the sincerest form of tlattery, it is an
abominable thing in journalism. The
Current.
The growth of the Free School in
popular favor has had striking demon
stration in Berlin. In 1882, 122, 09S
children received gratuitous instruction
as against 53.783 in 1872, while only
81, 546, or % in 100, children paid for
instruction in 1883, as against 33,993,
or SO in 100, in 1872. At the pres