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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-25
Platform Of senator Mitchell of oregon.

Senator Mitchell a few minutes after his
election, addressed the legislature and de-
fined his attitude toward the president in
the following language
Ii supposed for one moment that any
Democratic representative on this floor
had cast his vote for me under the impress
sion that it would have the eff
feet OF changing me from Republic
an to Il Democrat, of course would not
feel complimented; but Ihave every reason
to know that no member OF the Democratic
party cast his vote for me under any such
impression. 1t is due. however, that l
should state that I recognize the fact and
am now about to proclaim from the
housetop that which I have always
proclaimed in secret chambers I rec
ognize the fact that at the late nation.
al election the Democratic party prevail
ed and elected Democratic president.
shall not conceive it to be part of my du-
ty as I. senator to go to Washington and
make factious opposition to the admins
tration now in power. The nominations
OF the president OF the United States, ifthey
are worthy men, shall receive my vote for
confirmation unless there is an attempt on
the part Of the president to make appoint
ments that will impugn upon any tenure Of
office, and should he do SO, that would
oppose any president OF the United States.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-25
Wants of the Cattle Growers.


At the national convention of cattle
growers held in Chicago, the resolutions
provided for finance committee OF five to
collect subscriptions and raise funds to
prosecute means to secure legisla ton, this
committee to act under the direction of the
executive committee Of the National Cattle
Growers association, the committee to
gather and give to the press authentic in
formation regarding contagious diseases,
so as to remove popular misconceptions,
and a thire. committee to urge upon con-
gress the necessity OF perfecting existing
laws, and make provisions for national
oversight OF cattle diseases by the commits
sioner Of agriculture. The resolutions ask
ed for an appropriation OF not less than
81, SOC, 900 from congress to pay for dis
eased cattle slaughtered, and also provide
for the payment OF experts to settle the
value OF cattle on the basis Of health before
Injection. The resolutions were adopted.
L. s. Coffin ofIowa presented resolution
calling upon states and national legislative
bodies to regulate the sale of adulterated
butter II traffic in it be permitted to go on.
The resolution was carried unanimously.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-05-14

Frazier's Root Bitters are not dram
shop beverage, but are strictly medicinal
in every sense. They act strongly upon
the Liver and Kidneys, keep the bowels
open and regular, cleanse the blood and
system Of every impurity. Sold by drug
gists. 81 90. DR.. Frazier's Magic ONT
ment-the greatest blessing that has been
discovered in this generation. A sure
cure for Boils, Burns, Sores, Cuts, Flesh
Wounds, Sore Nipples, Hardor Soft Cotns,
Chapped Lips and Hands, Pimples and
Blotches. Price Soc. Sold by druggists.
Frazier Medicine Co., proprietoIs, Cleve.
faud, Ohio. Wholesale agents: Logan &
Co, Wheeling. w. Va, and 10. Dent &
Co., Bridgeport. Q. p4w
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MIR. Conkllng il chiearo.

Chteogo Lazy AetS.
Among those who crowded in to rec the
ex-senator were several ladies. In the
words Of one Of these, "Lord Roscoe" was
looking perfectly splendid" Ills hair
and short pointed beard are very nearly
snow white, having blesched very percep-
tibly since he was in Chicago last, which
was when he led the "old guard" OF 800
Stalwarts who stood by Grant in the Pres
tdential convention OF 1880. Mr.. Conk-
ling's moustache still retains q reddish
tinge. His cheeks are fuller than they
were, and show q tint which many q
maiden might covet. In attire Mr.. Conk-
ling was faultlessly neat, from his soft,
top.creased black SLOUGH hat to his shiny
boots encased in over.gaiters. He wore q
black suit, the coat a cntaway frock, the
vest being trimmed with broad silk braid.
Adsrk purple silk handkerchief protruded
from his breast pocket, anda tiny bit Of
red ribbon appeared fastened in the lapel
buttonhole. His immaculate tnrn.down
collar was set Of by q small white polka
dotted dark prrple tie.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-05-14
About Widows.
50 a Frpeei.eo cAroniele.

Sdt FrpRetsco Chf0Htcte.
have vague idea that widow, to be
natural, should always be plump. Ican't
give my reason for Il. Ihaye long had a
conviction that grief over departed hus-
band is fattening. know that stage wild
ows are always wan and pale, and faint at
the sight Of any relic Of the deceased. But
that Is a dramatic license, and only in
comedies where true love and devotion
are made funny, not to say ridiculous, do
they make widows plump. Come to think
Of Il, l don't see why widow shouldn't
be plump. She las nothing to worry
about. She Is the heroine Of one great
battle, with a weakened world before her
% conquer. l like widows. 1t always
seems to me that widowisa woman who
has got the best Of q man. He may have
been a good deal Of man or very little Of q
man, but she's got the best OF him. 1t
seems to be awfully hard for woman to
survive her husband. ] do not with TO
ask whether matrimony is, a ter all, a
disease that Is fatal to woman. ] don't
say that a woman should never marry at
all She should always marry some other
man. "tA -4t ..7I
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Typl,oid Fever.

lam sixty seven years old and have lvsd IN this
(5aiil County ali my life. tip 10 twenty. EIGHT
Sestt ssn / was regarded aS the strongest man IN
The ueighborhnod-the most robud; ia health. In
NOvomber lSfG, had d l0ug an serious spell Of
tynllnId fever. ltleit me emAciHted and q cripple
III my right leg. AttimPs that limb was swollen
an enormous size being twice astarge as It's Natural
condition, and lnlamed and CRY In appearance.
From my knee down small sores came, aud at the
ankle are MIer came, which discharged poison.
ouS matt i. Ny who :! stem became Intcs'cd.
The dE tors would patti inc M for awhile, but the
nicer wNtlid never teal. Tie 1neIcufy aud potash
With which thEyi stysd are brought on rheumatism
and dyEp pSlA ! was an nbIe = Of pity ~ all my
friends Some thought that the OILY hope 10 save
lie was Amputation | continued 70 groS worse
and lnt thee Yeas bAYa not WON shoe. hope
had almost IL me. Swift SiecihU was ggested,
aud commenced | !. nae st once. From the yers
first tegRn TO feel hette ] tGyo taken thirty
six bottles, and HI, EhRd0~s Which he'd daIksned
my life iO- twenty eight ar haya all been diSSi
pSted. The effect OF the Mtdl0tne has been won.
der ul indeed. To-day am able to attend 70 AL
my farming Intert.ts, u d walk from one to i've
nill pr day Ian satisfied that The disease Is
entirely cEen mp and b nctinrth am To DO free
rom those tctri6tr approximations and suffering
which formerly inside my lie miserable. swift.
Specific has 1One mo for ms In one year Than all
the drug store medl loo prescribed BY physicians
cid In twenty eight years, and most cheettully
hear this te .tinGny Of merits wv. REyD.
Hall Con nty, GA, Feb IS 1875 F|..
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Are YOU disturbed at night snd broken
Of your rest by o sick child suffering and
crying with pain Of cutting teeth9 II SO,
send at once aud get a bottle OF Mrs. Win.
slows soething Syrup for Children Teeth
ing. It's value Is inGalculahle. It will re-
lieve the poor little sufferer Immediately.
Depend upon It mothprgl there 10 no mis-.
take about It. II cures dysentefy and
diarrhea, regulates the stomach and bow
els, cures wind collie, softens the gums, re.
duces inAammations, and gives tone and
energy 10 the whole gyatem. Mia. Win
slows Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth
ing e PLEASANT 10 the tnste, and Is the pre-
scriphon OF one Of the Oldest and best fe.
male nurses and physicians in the United
States, and Is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price % cents q
battla MWs4w
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medfea1.
Attention. ISocfoss,.

Everybody knows that the life Of the
average physician Il a hard one. lie Is
oGtca compelled to ride great distances
through mud and rain for merely nom.
-fNutfee:. tiisrot fit nor proper for usto
condetnn any physician for Ills wotk, but
We do assert that his practice can be made
easicr, and lie can effect more cures by
the proper and jndicipus use Of PHRuNA.
iihc will only add this great remedy to
his lit ofmcdieines he will find that his
usefulness will be greatly increased. Full
direction for It's use will be found in tho
"Ills Of Life" and he should at once pro.
cure this valuable book.
N. ]. Wright, Business Agent Evening
Herald, Erie, Pa, says: "DR. HART.
MANI can not but feel It my duty to
express to you my thanks for the great
benefit received from The use Of your
medicines, PEGuNA and MANALIN.
One bottle Of each placed me square on
my feet, after sickness Of four weeks,
which confined me to my bed, and then
left INC lame and crippled. Three days
from the commencement of the use Of
your remedies the cane was dispensed
with, and In a week ] was perfectly we'll"
Mrs. Ellen Maynard, Oswcgo, Potter
county, Pa, writes: "DR. HARTMAN,
Columbus, o. The small ulcers are all
healed, and the two large ones are not
more than half as large as they were.
am feeling quite well. The people say
your PERUEA and MASALIN arc doing a
miracle. lido not take nearly SO much
opium as did before"
Joseph Thomas, East Brady, Pa,
writes: Ut have used your PERuNA and
MASALIS with good results. In the year
OF 1850 was so bad that | could scarcely
walk. used PERuNA and AIASAIiS,
and a,n now as healthy as l have ever
been. l have also recommended 1t 10
several parties, and they have been nuctt
benefited by it."
Mr.. C. II. Harris, New Vienna, Ohio.
writes: "our little girl was paralyzed
at thirteen months old, and we resortcd
10 everything We could hear of for relief,
but she appeared TO get but little better.
Hearing Of pERuNA we concluded TO Try
It, and will say It has done her a great
deal Of good-thc first bottle apparently
giving aid and relief. We have used 1t for
nervousness IN other cases on other per-
sons and found Il success. Forgcncral
debility, and In fact for any disease, we
don't think anything else can ut all COM
marc witt, It. We have used fortyor Atty
bottles. and our h9use Is never without
PrnuNA. Our little girl Is now eight
years old, and can run any place, was for
four years helpless. PERuNA cured her."
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little later, when lie soil and weather ar

little later, when the soil and weather are
more favorable. II the first sowing
succeeds, you are 90 much ahead /; II itfallsI
you hsTe lost only tho seed and your
labor. You eau well afford to run this
risk. There are some crops which can be
sown the moment the frost Is out Of the
sol, with littlaor no risk Amorgtheae
we may mention peas, cabbage, caull-
flower, spinaRe, onion, lettuce, celery, beet,
carrot, parsnip, etc. Il Is seldom that
these crops are hurt by early frost. Last
year frost in May destroyed many cab
bage plants, but this Is very unusual oc.
cuTrence. Among The crops which We
should re.sow without waiting To- II the
first sowing will escape, arebeets, radisheE,
cabbage, cauliaower, beans andsweet corn.
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a snake Cheated.


Snakes are fond of eggs, but they do not
always have q sharp enough instinct to
detect the genuine article from the sham.
One in Ohio recently got into trouble from
poaching a hens nest. Last Saturday
morning Levi Henry shot and killed a
black snake, FIVE feet long, on the hills
back Of the town. Observing an enlarged
appearance about the centre OF the body,
he concluded that the snake had swallow
ed something, which was as yet undi.
gested, SO he cut the reptile open to ascer-
tain the nature OF the object. This iact
revealed no less than one Of those false
china eggs, Just the size Of an ordinary
hens egg. The philosophy Of the thingis
that the snake had been rnbbing hens
nets, and finding this egg in one, did not
discover its true nature until it was too
late. Thereptils had probably swallowed
the china egg some time before, as the
tensioned side Of the body was hard and
white, The egg resting heavily upon the
creatures stomach was probably what
prevented 1t from entering on its winters
doZe.
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.
The disease commonly, known as ''hol-
low horn" has no immediate connection
with The horns, as animals without horns
manifest the same symptoms. The dis
ease,in question Is The result Of inhamma-
ton extending from the mucous mem.
brane lining the nostrils, into the sinuSes
oftte skull and horns, there being o direct
communication between these parts. De-
bility, improper and insufficient food, ex-
posture, and al other causes that tend to
weaken the system, may give rise 70 this
condition. The treatment must then be
such az to coaateract this deficiency, and
should consist mainly Of good nqrsing.
Keep the animal in dry, warm, well yentis
lated quarters, pay particular attention to
carling and brushing, give nourishing
food, ald 3 little physic, Unnecessary; Rub
the spine frequently. Boxing the horns
Is useless and barbarous, and Is TO be
placed in the same category with cutting
of the tail as Q remedy for the wolf as
still practicsd BY the ignorant.
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How o aet EarlY Garden Crops,

ANstEe9i4 ~ te9IAF'As- .-5ei ts.s. il
There ore many ways Of getting early
crops, or Of trying to get them, saeA q
starting the plants In the house or hot
bed, and covering them with glass, etc,
inter they are set out. Bntwhen these
methods are not adopted, there Is still Q
chance 10 hays sarly yegstab les and q good
garden. II Is simply to select the warm.
est and driest soil, aud SOW or plant early.
It Is not desirable or wise tp SOW or plant
the main crops before the soil is In good
working condition, But for Q few early
crops on aanell gcaiei We can well gitorl
TO run q little risk Of losing our seed BY TOO
early sowing. One thing however should
notbe overlooked. Do not depend on this
early sowing, but SOW or plant esain
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-05-14

BY using Fralier's Throat and Lung
Balsam-the only sure cure for Coughs,
Colds, Hoarseness and Sore Throat, and
all diseases Of the throat and lungs. Do
not neglect cough. 1t may prove fatal.
Scores and hundreds OF grateful people
owe their lives to DR.. Frazier's Throat and
Lung Balsam, and no family will ever be
without 1t after once using 1t, and diseoy-
ering It's marvellous power. It sput up
In large family bottles and sold for the
small price Of rs cents per bottle. Frazier
Medicine Co., Props, Cleveland, Ohio.
Saratoga High Rock Spring Water for sale
by druggists. Wholesale agents: Logan &
Co., Wheeling, w. Va, and J. O. Dent &
Co., Bridgeport, Ohio. paw
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II strepgthsns the calves.

II do not-aw-see," said he, as he
withdrew the head Of his cane from hit
mouth, "why there should be SO much OBJ
lection to-aw-roller skating; 1t Is q
ians say It is injurious to the health, she
observed, as she piled her crochet needle.
perhaps So" he reioined, "but-aw-
they all seem to agree in the opinion
that'-here he blushed slightly-''that-
aw-it strengthens the calves" "Ah!
indeed" she said with an arch smile; "do
you feel any stronger since you began to
skate2i He Is still wondering what she
meant by putting her question in that
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nohhIe, or M. nYrienl.t,.

There were several dozen Of the hygien.
lists in council, each with his individual
hobby. Each thought all the others were
wrong. Each. was sure that his own hobby
was the only correct one. A gentleman
present said he had taken Browns Iron
Bitters for debility and dyspepsia, and,
though no didn't want to make fuss
about II, he knew tho use OF this great
tonic 10 be better than all the notions he
had heard advanced in the council. One
practical cure is worth thousands Of
guesses and notions. Thousands of happy
conyalescents speak gratefully Of Browns
Iron Bitters.
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lhe QateLIiQeuGel.
otles !. Nos. 20 and 81 Yourteontil Street.
BUILT UP aiErEoRs.

BUILT UP METEoRs.
How the Earth Grows bigger BY Leyyips
Contributions from the starI.
NtS YOrk EsatiaV POst,
DIR. Kleiber, fSt, Petersburg, publishes
In the Aaonomischs Nachriehten the re.
suits Of investigations by himself and DR..
Keller on the amountby which the earth's
mass Is increased chhour by tue meteors
falling upon the globe from space. The
original memoirs, which are printed in
Russian, have not reached this country,
but the summary referred to is extremely
interesting. Observations by Professor
Schmidt, Of Athens, and othera, have
shown that on the average single OBJ
server will see about ten meteors per
hour. This is number which depends
upon experiment simply. A single OBJ
server does not command the whole sky
above his horizon, but only some twenty.
three percent OF It. Professor Newton, OF
Yale College, has shown that about 10000
times as many meteors fall on the whole
earth In an hour as fall 30 as TO be visible
above any one horizon. Combining these
separate reductions, 1t follows that 10xl00
x10 460x23 Tor about 400, 00O) meteors fall
on the surface Of the whole earth each
hour. 1tis to be remembered, too, that
only such meteors as would be visible to
the naked eye are included in the enumer-
alton. Every astronomer knows that there
are vast quantities OF extremely minute
telescope meteors in the heavens. One
can hardly work for two or three hours
without seeing at least one meteorin the
very small field Of view Of the telescope.
The number given above, then, is clearly
minimum. Professor Alexander Hershel
has shown that the average weight OF a
meteor may be taken as FIVE grams,
whence It follows that the earth receives
hourly not less than $3.50 Kilograms, or
1850 pounds OF foreign material deposited
upon 1t from the celestial spaces.
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Young Men3Rond Thla.

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How Now YORK Wcme % WA at Ia ker.

= z
Plssta,gh Past
The desire to win a dollar or two is as
strong in the belle whose allowance Of pin
money Is q hundred q month as to one 10
WHOM, the loss or gain Of q ttife is OF con-
sequence. a tough old elubman, notably
a stickler for exactitude In his play, was
brought the other nighttime direct ANITA;
gonisn With Q bewitching beautiful
maiden. he hold three kings she had
cards which, according 70 Hoylei Gonldn't
have won the pot or anywhere near 1t,
and yet he pushed the chips over to her,
after a moments hesitation. "What under
heaven did yon do that for7" friend
who saw both hands, afterward asked
"Her two pairs beat my three Of q kind
he replied. "nut she didn't have two
paifs.p "Ol yes, she did, o pair Of aces In
her hand and o pair Of eyes in her head.
blue ones, with tears In them. They'd
beat o royal flush II ! held 1t"
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Mr.. VIM. Thomas, Of Newton, Ia, says;
"My wife has been seriously Affected with
q cough for twenty-five years, and this
spring more severely than ever before.
She had used many remedies without re-
lief, and being urged to try DR.. Kings
New Discovery, did 50, with most gEatilys
ing results. Tie tltst bottle relieved her
very much, and the second bottle has abb
solutely cured her. She has not lad 50
good health Tor thirty years. Trial het-
Ties free at Logan 4 Co.'S drug store.
Lalge siEe %, AiwEaw .
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From .tlle pigsecting Room.

Having taken switt's sp.clao for blood poison
contracted at med Ical coll &c v. . d seetion,
while was medical studtti4sI am gAt lul 10 say
that It gave me a speedy aud thorough cure aftsr
my pa'enp had spent hundreds ~ dollars for
t.sstsae@t MyA,p WINS s~Oll n 10 twice Its u ual
Sic and as nnih 'nR helEfd me WINS despairiug o.
ever being oInd BIT hearing OF the !. O.,
bought bottle ilttl4 thinking 1 would derive any
benefit irom Il began taking i regularly, and
Nan lhl swelling beg IN 10 81 dnEu aud the atm
ceaSedtn min NO. FcopLinieti It's pSe. and nj CT
taxing eight bnpleS WA thor ngll'y cured
Ardpt1US WESpt1, Newark, y.
Treatise on GOD and SGD Dis :a.ss ms t'ed itee
THE swlBI nPEctFlC o.
- ----- ~ Ma mar q Mania. la. !.
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Piles !, Piles itPuesi,,

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itch
ing Piles. One box has cured the worst
cases Of twenty years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using WI.
Iiam's Indian Pile Ointment. It absorbl
tr.nors, allays itching, acts as poultice
gives instant relief. Prepared only fol
Piles, itching Of the private parts, nothing
else. Sold by druggists and mailed on 70
ceipt Of price, 81. Frayier Medicine Co.,
Proprietora, Cleveland, Ohio. Wholesale
Agents: Logan & Co., Wheeling, W. Va,
and ]. @: Dent 4 Co., Bridgeport, Ohio.
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paeklen,.Arpiea salrs.

The best salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains
Corns and oil skfn Erupuons, and posi-
lively cures Piles, OF no pay required. Il
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, ol
money refunded. Price Is cents per box.
For ISLE by Logan a On,
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Hon. JupeEJ. N. CoprlSDuRY, Cleve.
land, O., says: II have used scores Of
pile cures, and 1t affords me pleasure to
say that | have never found anything
which gives such immediate and perma.
nent relief as DR.. Williams Indian Pile
Ointment" Wholesale Agents: Logan &
Co., Wheeling w. Va, and J. q. Dent d
Co., Bridgeport. Ohio. paw
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Spring, beautiful Spring, is in the air;
The strswberry-box joke has already been
thawed out by Lowell contemporary
philadelphia Cal. I
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Ladies' should refrain from throwing
their castotf foot wear into neighboring
alleys, for alley.gaiters are dangerous
Sh0emakers' SnickeTs.
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Horsierd,s ACID Phosphate, in oop.tlpetl Jon.
DIR. ]. n. Robinson, Medina, O., says:
"In cases of indigestion, constipation and
nervous prostration, It's results are happy
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zone sees singular sights at sea" said a
person who had Just crossed the Atlantic.
81 saw the ocean heave, a passenger heave
and the ship hcaye Too. JACK Idr's Joke.
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Many young women can sweep into a
room in grand style, but when it comes 10
sweeping out room they are not there
Rnoom Pealers' Rle0nd.