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FOR LADIES ONLY.

A REMEDY endorsed by the best Physicians
and Druggists at its home.
A REMEDY that Mr.. C. w. O'Neill, Goodwa-
ter, Ala, says raised his wife from an lnvallds 8
bed and he believes Saved her life.
A REMEDY Of which a prominent Atlanta
merchant said: Il would have given $500 as
soon as would nickle for what two bottles
of your medicine did for my daughter
NJ. D.. Druggist, Thomasville, Ga, says: ~ can
recall instances in which 1T afforded relief after
all tn" asuni remedies had failed.
A REMEDY about which DR.. X. b. terrell
LaGrange, Ga, writes 81 have used for the last
20 years the medicine you are putting up and
consider it the best combination ever gotten to-
gether for diseases for which it is recommended
A REMEDY about which DR.. Joel Branham,
Atlanta, said: "I haze examined the recipe, and
have no hesitation in advising its use, and con-
Atidently recommend it.
REMEDY which Rev H. B. Johnson, near
Marietta, Ga, says he has used in his family
with the utmost satisfaction and recommend
ed it to three families "who found 1t to be just
what it is recommended
A REMEDY of which Pemberton, 1verson q
Dennison say: "We have been selling 1t tor
many years, with constantly increasing sales.
The article is staple with US, and one OF a0so-
lutc merit
A REMEDY ofwhich Lamar, Rankin & Lamar
say: 1--WE sold so gross in four months, and
never sold it in any place but what twas want
ed again.
A REMEDY by which DR.. Baugh, OF Lat range,
Ga, says: II cured one Of the most obstinate
cases of VICARIoUs MENsTRUAT1oN that ever
came within my knowledge, with few bottles.
A REMEDY of which Dr.J c. Huss, Notasul-
ga Ala. says: II am fully convinced thatit is
unrivaled for that class Of diseases which 1t
claims to cure"
A REMEDY about which Maj. John G. Whit
ner. Of Atlanta, we'll and favorably known all
over the United States as General insurance
Agent, says II used this remedy before the
war, on a large plantation, on great number
of cases, alwtys aUith absolute success
This great remedy is
RRADFIELD'S FEMALE REGULATOR.
Our treatise on ''Health and Happiness OF Wo-
man. mailed free.
BRApF1ELD REGULATOR Co., Atlanta, Ga.
For sale by DR.. J. C. kuykendal, Lowry &Starr
and May & May.
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SCR0 F ULA
y.yDpRRILTs MONEY C0I,LDyT BUY II

YAyDERBILTS MONEY COULDN'T BUY 1T.
The Acworh News and Farmer of this week says
Mrs elizabeth Baker, living within three miles OF hc
WORTH remarked that Vandebllt's fortune could not buy
from her what six bottles Of Swfts Specific has done
for her Her statement Is as follows For thirty one
years have suffered almost death from that horrible
disease Scrofula. For years unable to do any
thing In keeping up my domestic affairs. Last October
was Induced to Try Swlft's Specific, and used two bot.
ties and was much benefited by 1t that purchased
four more from Messrs Northcut Johnson, which has
almost entirely relieved me. feel like new person,
and can do all my own housework Before took the
s. i. s. my life burden, as my entire person was
covered with sores and In this miserable condition did
not care to live had tried every known remedy, aud
my case was generally regarded as incurable. | had
been treated by the best physicians 10 no avail most
Messrs. Northcut Johnson, merchants at Acworth,
say: We know Mrs. Elizabeth Baker personally; we
are familiar with her case. She Is highly esteemed IN
this community.
RHErMATIsM TWENTY YEARS.
have been sufferer from rheumatism Ior "eny
years. at times with almost ntoerable pain. had the
best medical treatment, and took all sorts of renrdcs,
but without relief Being reduced almost to skeleton,
and not being able to walk even with criltches, was
Induced to try Sws Specific, and II acted like charm,
and am to-day entirely relieved. Have thrown away
my cutches. and am In excellent health. | believe
Swift's Specific will the worst cases of rheumatism.
Mrs. EZRA MERHsoS, Macon Ca, Augusta, 1881
COMMUNICATION
WETuMPKA, ALA, Sept. %, lss4.-About six years
ago became alncteu WIFI very u'stfiotao'@ 'H"
ease with large, dry and many crusted pimples on
my face hands and shoulder The sore on my shoulder
eat out hole nearly inch deep, and the cancerous
appearance of one of the my eye alarmed me
very much. tried all kinds Of treatment, but found
nothing that seemed to affect the disease. finally de-
cided to try s. 8. 3. advice Of physician, and In
short time the scabs dropped from the sores and lett my
skin smooth and WELL consider 3. S. s. the great
est blood medicine made and the only thing hat VIII
cure the disease with which afflicted. think my
trouble was the result of terrible attack Of malaral
fever contracted while farming in the Tallapoosa river
swamp. be found at my office, in the court house
at Weumpka. You can refer 10 me.
J. l.. RHODES, Dep. Sheriff Emore Co., Ala.
For Sale BY JOHN Z. KUYKENDAL and Lowry
STARR, YorkvllIe, 3. &.
Decemberll so
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GRASSES FOR PERMANENT PASTURE
An exchange recommends for the purpose,
the following, supposing the soil to be nat
urally moist: Red-top, 5 lbs. per acre, creep
ing, bent lbs, meadow speargrass, lbs,
fowl meadow grass 4 lbs, red fescue, . lbs,
meadow oat-grass, 4 lbs, crested dogs tail,
3 lbs, timothy, 3 lbs.
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a MIGRATORY SANDHILL.-1n Churchill
county, Nevada, there is queer sandhill,
which possesses the power of moving. 1t
is nearly four miles long, about mile wide,
from one hundred to four hundred feet high
and must obviously contain millions of tons
of sand. In it it is impossible to find a
particle of sand larger than a pins head.
The hill is not stationary, but rolls slowly
eastward, the wind gathering it up on the
west end, bearing italong the ridge and then
depositing it again on the east end. This
wandering habit is so decided that in the
course of several years the hill has moved
more than a mile Virginia (Ner.) Enter
prise
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BIG BOOM
AT THE
Yorkville Livery and Feed Stables.
NEW VEHICLES.
NXPECTED to arrive this week, nice lot OF
II Columbus Buggies, the best Buggies now
made. Also, nice lot of Cincinnati Bugges,
Carriages and Jump-seat Phaetons, all standard
grade work, which will be sold at the most rea-
sonable prices.
Secondhand Vehicles.
I also have on hand number of Buggies and
Wagons that have been in use ashort while hich
will sell at reasonable prices for cash or on time
Buggy Cushions, Shafts and Poles kept in stock
for sale.
SOMETHING NEW.
I have Just purchased No. l Queen City
HEARSE, and will now be prepared to furnish
funeral occasions with Hearse and Carriages for
town or any part of the county, at short notice,
and for moderate charges.
Feed Stables.
Have your horses fed at the YORKV1LLE LIV-
ERY AND FEED STABLES, where they will be
we'll fed and groomed. r. Il. SMlIh.
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MARBLE YARD.

1 still continue to give particular attention
to the MARBLE BUSINESS. have in my
employ frst-class workmen, and with 1ull
stock of the best qualities of Marble. am prepar-
ed to furnish anything in that line, from plain
tombstone to the most elaborate monument and
at prices AS low as can be obtained elsewhere
F. HAPPERFIELD.
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a9r Obey Jesus with cordial loyalty, and
YOU will understand him. Not by studying
him, but by doing his will shall you know
how divine he is.
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THE REMEDY.-A young wife who
thought she was losing her husbands af-
fectiOns went to a seventh daughter of a
seventh daughter for a love powder. The
mystery woman told her: "Get raw piece
of beef, cut flat about half an inch thick.
Slice an onion and rub the meat on both
toast toast # or on each side over a red coal fire.
Drop on it three Jumps of butter and two
sprigs of parsely, and get him to eat it,"
The young wife did so, and her husband
loved her ever after.
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JOB PRINTING.

JOB PRINTING.
1WING to our superior facilities with the best
" machine presses, an abundance of type and
tirst-class appointments throughout our office,
we are prepared to execute all manner of JOB
PRINTING in superior style, and at prices that
will compare with New York or Philadelphia
charges for the same quality of work and mate
rials. We have recently made a reduction in
prices for the following classes ofwork, to which
we invite the attention of business men:
BILL HEADS.
For 500 For 1000
Fourth-sheet Bill Heads, ...... 2.25 $50
Sixth-sheet Bill Heads .......... 200 800
Monthly statements at same price of sixth-sheet
Dill heads. We will fill an order for bill heads,
giving any desired number ofeither size of sheet
at proportionate prices.
LETTER HEADS.
For 500 For lOOU
Commercial Note, 1925
Packet Note, ......... ..........."..... 2Zo 800
Letter (large slze) ......... 3OO 5.OO
For the above work we use a superior quality
of paper, and guarantee entire satisfaction in ev-
cry instance.
We also give special attention to the printing
of Briefs, Arguments and Points and Authori-
ties, which we furnish strictly according to the
requirements Of the Justices of the Supreme
Court, and in proof reading exercise the utmost
care to ensure accuracy.
We are prepared to furnish all other kinds of
printing from a visiting card to large volume,
and will be pleased to furnish estimates for any
style of work desired. Address,
L. M. GRIST, Yorkville, S. c.,
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c. & L. NARROW GAUGE RAILROAD.
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CCHEDULE Of Mail and Passenger Trains
y from Newton N c., to Chester, S. c., taking
effect at II o'clock, Noon, Sunday, March |, 1885,
Standard of time, clock in telegraph office at
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BUY THE BEST.
80 -

vIyIE undersigned has taken the agency for the
sale of the THOMPSON PIANO, one OF the
best instruments in the market and also for the
sale of the ORGANS manufactured by the Great
Western Organ Company.
The Pianos represent are in different styles,
both square and upright, full Il octaves, and be-
sides having all the modern improvements OF the
best makers, with highly or1amented case and
superior finish throughout, have also three
strings in the treble, and are thus nearly equal in
tone and power to the Concert Grand. =,
I represent ten styles of Organs, and can suit
any purchaser as to quality and price. If you
contemplate the purchase of an instrument
either Piano or Organ-do not buy until you con-
fer with me. 1 can suit you with either instru-
ment and will make prices satisfactory. Every
instrument fully warranted by the manufac
turers. There's no longer any excuse for paying
some old, aristocratic maker-which name is
usually the only thing to recommend it-when
you can buy one equally as good in every! respect
for half the money. Correspondence invited,
and all information cheerfully furnished:
Miss XORAIDA INGOLD,
Yorkville, S. C.
November 20 Al tt
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sar The dearest help is often that which
asks the least wages. tits poor economy to
keep four men to do the work that three
or two ought to perform. If man for any
cause is dissatisfied, the sooner he and his
employer part company the better for both
parties.
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BAD COMPANY.-All violation Of law is
sin, but some sins are more heinouS in the
sight of God than others. There are some
sins which seem to be more productive OF
evil than others. AS an example OF this
kind of sin, keeping bad company may be
mentioned. There is something in bad
boys and bad girls which, although it is
morally repulsive, is very fascinating.
These bad boys and girls are the teachers
who, in the DEVILS school, have charge of
the primary department. They are faithful
in the performance of the work which the
devilassigns them. They teach their pupils
to use correctly the language OF the devil.
In this school little boys and even little girls
learn to take Gods holy name in vain be-
fore they are able to put on their clothes or
speak plainly the language Of their parents.
Now, children, if you are anxious to come
to disgrace in the shortest possible time, all
you have to do is to keep company with
those bad boys and girls who use bad words,
who violate the Sabbath day, and who have
no respect for pious people. If you will as
sociate with such boys and girls you will
certainly come to no good. You will bring
your parents grey hairs down to the grave
in sorrow, and you may possibly terminate
YOUR own worthless existence on hang
mans gallows. One bad boy often ruins all
the boys in a school, disturbs the peace of a
neighborhood, and blights the fair reputa-
ton of his ancestors. Children, shun these
bad boys. They are more to be dreaded
than vipers-their bite is poisonous.
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SURE PROOF TO THE CoNTRARY.-'Did
he love the Majors daughter?" Certainly
not" "Are you sure of it?' Quite So"
"What makes YOU think 500" "Why, he
married her."-Chicago Ledger.
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w%"Ah! you fatter me-" lisped dude
to a pretty girl with whom he was con-
versing. ''No, I DON'T" was the reply !;
"vou couldn't be any flatter than you are"
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THE ORIGIN OF A WORD.-The follow
ing account is given of the origin Of the term
"eaves-dropper: Atthe revival of Mason
ry, in 1417, curious punishment was in
flicted upon a man who listened at the door
of Masonic meeting in order to hear its
secrets. He was summarily sentenced "to
be placed under the caves of an outhouse
in under the collar of his coat and out his
Shoes" The penalty was inflicted on the
spot, and the name has continued ever
since.
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OUT OF His LINE.-"Your Honor, am
summoned to serve on the grand jury, but
wish you would excuse me-" "What is
your business, sir?" II am coal mer-
chant, your Honor, and very busy this cold
weather." "You are excused, sir, on the
ground that it would be impossible for a
coal merchant to weigh matter properly
and find true bill.'
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BUSINESS Is BUsINEss.-"Don'ty yer want
to puy something"
''No, I've got everything l need"
"Don't yer want to puy fine razor?"
II never shave myself"
"Put maype you wants to commit suicide
some of dose day.N
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s9r II tell you, sir, no woman can he full
ly trusted ~ exclaimed cynical man to
friend. Why, just look at poor Sniffson.
Didn't he love that wife Of his? Didn't he
consider her an angel: Didn't he fairly
worship her? Didn't he think nothing
was too good for her? And how has she
requited him 2" "How?" asked the other.
"Gone and had twins-these hard times"
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r. HAPPERFIELD.
STAPLE GOODS.

STAPLE GOODS.
My stock of Staple Goods and Family Groce-
wi ries Is now full and complete. My friends
and the public generally are respectfully invited
to call and examine the quality Of my goods and
learn prices.
BOOTS AND SHOES.
Of the above goods I keep full stock, and it
will paw you to examine them.
DRY GOODS.
I keepa full line of Staple Dry Goods, which
offer at the lowest prices.
CIGARS, &C.
Several choice brands of Cigars, some extra
fine; different grades Of Chewing Tobacco, Snuff
and Smoking Tobacco.
CANNED GOODS.
In full variety, and, in fact, complete stock OF
Staple Goods, to which inspection is invited.
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HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE.
REGENERATION NOTICE.

VJNHE Books will be open for the REGISTRA-
TION Of those who are BECOMING OF
AGE, and those who are OF age and who nave
not registered heretofore, can do so by calling
on me, at my office, AT THE FACTORY
OF b. IT. WHEELER, on the first Mondays OF
March, April, May, June and July, 1885,
w. II. McCORKLE,
Supervisor of Registration, York county, 5. Z.
February5 Zlt
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Hr Recent researches show that election
eering was carried on in ancient Pompeii
very much as at the present day. Inscrip-
tions have been found informing the public
that "a vote for Lentulus isa vote for honest
government" and asking all patriotic citi-
zens to vote for "Balbus, the true friend of
the people,"
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THE USES OF TURPENTINE.-Leta any one
who has an attack of lockjaw take a small
quantity of turpentine, warm it and pour it
on the wound no matter where the wound
is and relief will follow in less than min
ute. Nothing better can be applied to Sc
we're cut or bruise than cold turpentine. 1t
will give certain relief almost instantly.
Turpentine is also a remedy for Group. Sat
urate and place flannel on the throat and
chest, and in every case three or four drops
on a lumD of sugar NAV be taken inWardly.
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The EVENING CHRONICLE is the largest
and cheapest Daily Paper in the South, as it pub
fishes all the telegraphic news, and all the news
of the morning paper, and is sent to subscribers
at So per year.
The WEEKLY is now a ten page paper but in
April it will be twelve pages-84 columns. 1t is
filled with important news.
The SUNDAY CHRONICLE is large eight
page paper, and contains fifty-six columns Of
matter
Specimens copies free.
Address
CHRONICLE q CONSTITUTIONALIST,
PATRICK WALSH, President,
Augusta, Ga.
. March 5 10 If
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centennial YEAR.
The Augusta Chronicle.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD.

VVyHE AUGUSTA CHRONICLE was establish
ed in 1855, but is still young, vigorous and
progressive, and fully up to all the requirements
Of a frst-class newspaper. Democratic in poll
tics, honest and fearless in the advocacy Of all good
measures-the organ of no ring or clique, 1t m has
no friends to reward, or enemies to punish. The
purpose of the CHRONICLE is to advance the
general good and support such measures as will
inure to the moral social, educational and mate
rial advancement of the State and country.
The columns ofthe CHRONICLE are free from
the taint Of sensationalism and the depravity en-
gendered by immoral publications.
Our telegraphic news service is full and COM
plete. The CHRONICLE contains an average Of
nine thousand words per day from the New York
Associated Press. This service is supplemented
by specials from our able and talented correspon-
dents at Atlanta and Columbia, who are indefa-
tigable in their abors to give readers the la
test news and the most interesting letters.
Our accomplished and brilliant associate, Mr..
JAMES R. RANDALL, of the editorial staff,
sends readers his graphic and interesting let
ters from Washington during the session Of Con-
gress.
The CHRONICLE publishes the full telegraph
ic service of the New York Associated Press
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Har A Massachusetts gentleman recently
took tea with lady in Philadelphia, and
after awhile she, observing that he had no
teaspoon, exclaimed: "Why, Mr.. -, it
isn't possible forgot to give you aspoon. l
could not have made such a mistake" The
gentleman from Massachusetts arose, and,
with the air of veteran, offered his pock-
cts for investigation" The lady said she
didn't mean that, and the affair was dropped.
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Low YIELDS OF CoRN.-In reference to
the very low yield of corn in the Southern
States, rather singular fact might be men,
toned. Some time ago correspondent who
is Southern farmer wrote asking for advice
corn, which only yielded six bushels per
acre. Since then the writer has been on
this farmers land and found in his close
vicinity another farmer who made the past
season $50 bushels of corn from twelve acres,
or more than ten times the yield of the COM
planning farmer. The reason was very plain.
The one had grown corn year after year with
few crops Of rye and buckwheat edged in
between them, and without particle of
manure, while the other had grown buck
wheat for first crop on new land, then
corn for two years, then wheat, then clover
for two years, and last corn on rich clover
Sod AS USUAL, it was a case Of "the man
and not the land, as is true every time."-
Ne,c York Times.
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CIRcUMsTANTIAL EvIDENcE.-"Charley
has an awful long ARM" said Bertha, in a
musing mood, at the breakfast table. GLOW
do you know? ?" asked her father, in man
like simplicity. "Why," replied Bertha,
"my waist belt is a-' And then she caught
q glimpse of her mammals Mortified face
garing over the coffee urn, and she thought
she would die, sure enough. But she didn't.
She only said Charley told her so.
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THE EXPRESsAGE.-"I would be obliged
to you," said a close-fsted old fellow to an
editor, ''if you would express my thanks,
through your excellent paper, to the many
citizens whose timely aid last night saved
my house from being destroyed by fire.
"Certainly" replied the editor, II will,
express your thanks, but it will be necessa-
ry for you to advance about dollar and a
half to prepay the eXpressage."
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B~ "What is repentance ?" queried the
Sunday school teacher. ''To be sorry for
doing wrong" said the good boy. "Were
you ever sorry for anything you did ?"
"Yes'm," said the bad boy. "What made
you sorry?' "Great Jehosophat! Wasn't
ever spanked ?'-Ne,cman Independent.
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A Observation-Disclosures cries little
Edith, "dive me annudder date, p'ease."
"Well," says mamma, ''you 60 and ask
Bridget for one-only one, remember-and
you may get two for Mamie" ian older Sis
ter).
Presently Edith comes back. "Mamma,'
she says, 81 think Bridget made mis-.
take and dave me two dates for myself and
oily one for Mamie"
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pds~ "Poor John vas so fond of gambling"
said bereaved widow. "His last bet was
$50 that he could eat 300 CLAIMS in twenty
minutes.
"Did he win the bet?"
eyes, he won the bet," "sighed the widow,
"but the money didn't do us any good. 1t
took every cent of it to bury him."
TINE TO GET TAwAY.-"Hello, back from
New Orleans so quick:"
"Yes."
"Couldn't you find any quarters there?"
"No; and the quarters 1 took with me
went so fast that 1 wouldn't have had one
left to pay the Pullman porter if hadn't
left when did"
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b9r Mr.. Simpleson is very irasciole man.
and is in the habit of furnishing his boys
very severely. Not long since he observed
that one of his sons needed new pair of
pants. He scolded the boy for wearing out
his clothes so fast. spa, no pants can last
any time the way you hits" replied the
boy "-Ieras iStiingS.