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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15
Gov. Hoadly doubtless believes himself

Gov. Hoadly doubtless believes himself
great man. Therefore he issues great
Message. 1t is issued in pamphlet form,
and consists of twenty-three large pages.
Being great man, and issuing great
Message, it is somewhat surprising that
he could get down, in that great State
Paper, to system of prevarication, or an
exhibition of ignorance, that would put
to shame the most ignorant pot-house
politician in the country. In this great
paper the Governor says: "For present
purposes it is enough to say that a large
proportion of the people of Ohio believe
that the United States Marshals commits
stoned as his Deputies, and armed with
deadly weapons, hundreds of unworthy
persons, all of one political party, many
belonging to the criminal classes" &c.
The Governor takes opposite ground from
Democrats generally with regard to the
Deputy Marshals. Hoadly implies, in the
above quotation, that these Deputies acre
all Democrats. We never heard that claim
advanced dbefore-"hundreds of unworthy
persons, many belonging to the criminal
classes" That's Democracy, isn't it?
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and
others whose occupation gives them
but little exercise, should use Carriers
Little Liver Pills for torpid liver and
billiousness. One is dose.
JAM 1. .19S5-1m.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15
Look at 1t.

At what? Why, the date on the yel-
low slip on your Standard.
Send us dollar. We do not need any
money, but we fear some of our creditors
may need some.
Send us dollar
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

New Goods arriving daily. We are re-
receiving our stock of Fall and Winter
Goods. Our styles are correct. If you
want nice Suit for yourself or boy, come
to the Mammoth Clothing House of P. FL.
Washam & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Mems Furnishing Goods, all the new
styles, in Mems Fancy Shirts, and full
line of Paper and Linen Collars and Cuffs,
at the Mammoth Clothing House of r.
III. Washam & Co.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

The middle span of the bridge across
the Scioto at Portsmouth fell again last
week. entailing a considerable loss upon
the Canton Bridge Company. No one
was injured.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Ira A. Sternberger s. Co. certainly
made one of the finest displays of goods
in Southern Ohio. Don't take anybody's
word for this, go and see the goods.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15
PRESIDE SERMONS !!

"And Noah began to be husbandman,
and he planted a vineyard;
"And he drank of the wine and was
drunken and was uncovered within his
tent"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Don't work sick horse.-Let him rest,
diet him, and use no other remedy than
Days Horse and Cattle Powder, manu-
factured by A. c. Meyer & Co., Baltimore,
Md. Price twenty-five cents per package
of one pound, full weight.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Jimmy Friel, pensioner, at Ports
mouth, la outy ON the ice and froze his
lame leg until it had to be amputated-
and Jimmy died from the effects,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Sternberger Bros are showing great
line of overcoats, from the cheapest to
the finest goods, at low living prices.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Wouldn't it be good idea for the Off
GERS to speak a word of friendly admoni-
tion in the ears of playful young men who
show tendency to become desperadoes,
and thus prevent any necessity of hurt
ing them.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Another Charley Ross has turned up
says an exchange. Charley has turned
up" so often that he must be used to
standing on his head by this time.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

A carpenter can seldom be as hand
some as his wife, because he is gener-
ally deal planer.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

George Campbell, Hopkinsville, KY,
says: Burdock Blood Bitters is the best
preparation for the blood and stomach
ever manufactured.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

A Kentucky dry goods merchant
was found fast asleep In his store the
other day. Subsequent investigation
showed that he didn't advertise.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

LIE there is any good in man it's
bound to come out; but it should not
come out all at once and leave the
man empty.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

1t is the nickel-plated politician who
never makes dolorous remarks about
hard times.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

When Baby was sick, we gave her CASTORIA
When she was Child, she cried for CASTCRA
When she became Miss, she clung to CASTORIA
When she had Children, she gave them CAsT'A
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

DR.. Mary Walker called on Cleveland
the other day, but the great man lit out
and would not be interviewed. 1t is pos
sible that Mary wanted Cabinet posi-
tion, but Grover has in himself her dis
tinguishlng characteristics breech
es than brains
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

A medical writer says girls are so
constructed that they cannot jump.
The man must have lived before leap
year was invented.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

"What do you live on?" asked a
visitor of the country editor. MY
ink-come," said the shears wrestler.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

A man asks a girl for her hand be-
fore marriage and often gets her fist
after II.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Another misplaced switch" said
the engineer when he saw his wife
hunting around for her back hair.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

"Soap" is the only thing that will
make the stump-speaker's tongue run
smoothly.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

The very best remedy that can be COM
pounded from our present knowledge of
drugs, for colds. coughs, asthma, bronchi-
tbs and other lung diseases, is DR.. Wistar's
Balsam of Wild Cherry. 1t has cured
many cases of consumption when all 9TH
er remedies had failed. A single spoon
full will cure an ordinary cough or cold
and give instant relief to asthma. 1t is
soothing. healing and strengthening to
throat and lungs and is very pleasant to
take. 15jan2w
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

The sale of pews in Beeehers Church,
Brooklyn, took place last week. The first
choice was sold to r. T. Bush, for nine
hundred and ten dollars. The sales aggre-
gated about ten thousand less than last
year. Mr.. Beecher was in a cheerful
mood, and said that he attributed the
falling off to the depression in business. I"
1t is more probably the depression in
Raechar
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

1t is said that Miss Dora Miller, daugh-
ter of Senator Miller, of California, has a
dog which sleeps in her room as guard
and that when the hour of ten o'clock
at night comes, he will step out in front
of the company she is entertaining in the
parlor, and yawn. This is an indication
to the other puppy that it is time to go
home,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

It's much easier to lay plans than
to hatch them.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

A man with a natural bent: A
hunchback.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Ham was Of Noah count in the days
Of the deluge.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

The question is: Can a girl who
doesn't use powder make her hair
bangp
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

Is Peruvian bark as bad as its bite?
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

A two-foot rule: Don't stumble.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

The net to catch man matrlmo-
nially: The brunette.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

When man is lost in love he can
generally by found by sending belle
after him,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-01-15

JACKSON, o., Jan 5, 1885.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20
Rachel's Tomb.

Cor. New Orl ans Times-D" Democrat.
Still further on we arrived ut Rachels
tomb, a modern square white structure
made out of coarse plaster, rooted over
with a dilapidatcd dome BY a singular
coincidence of traditions, Jews, MoNlcms,
Armcnians, Greeks, l.atins and Protestant
Christian, all unite in pronouncing this
the spot where liachcl's life went out and
benjamin, began when Jacob and his
family were journeyng soulhwtd from
Bethel. The pillar which Jaru. so!row-
fully set up to mark the site has now
passed away, but the general locality is
faithfully cherished in the hearts Of the
people.
The tomb lies at the very junction of
the Bethlehem and Hebron roads. We
took the latter of course, pursuing II
Journey that had been trodden before by
Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, David,
Saul. samuel rolomon and most of the
patrarchs and prophets of the old Tesla.
ment Across the valley to the right, as
we turned our backs upon the tomb, was
the modern villa of Eeit-,Icla, with some
900 inhabitants. all hristians. and the
maioritv Latin and Greek church dignita,
ries. The village was apparently one of
the most attractive in the Holy Land.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20
Errors To BE Avoided.
The Current.

The New York Herald calls attention
to the recommendation of Governor Ill.,
of New \ ork, that experts be appointed
to scrutiniIe every ill debated by the
legislature, that they may weed out those
errors which usually give the courts so
much avoidable trouble and expense. The
Legislators are told that the mistakes arise
from pure carclessncss. so it may be
termed loosely, but it remains IA
loose term. Any writer who has ever
studied the phenomena of amended manu-.
scripts may easily admit that legislative
enactment sub Get to many amendments,
by many minds, must run amuck in the
English language. And then, again, an
amendment by a man who has an idea
without words. must be engrossed by a
clerk who has words without ideas A
practical move would be in the direction
of simplifying the original drafts of bills
to given maximum number of words.
and of restricting amendments to IA still
smaller number of words
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20


We had bechc.dc mer soup, alias sea.
s'u-s. watch docs not sound nice, but
which really is like calf $ head. Then
there were sweet soups and small stews
and ragoutS Of every conceivable meat cN-
Ccpt beef, which is never seen ut { hincse
table. oxen being accounted too valuable
to the farmer to he consigned to the
butcher. As to cat, rat and dog, those
curious in such matters may procure them
at restaurants in the city but under.
stand that they do not grace the festivals
of Chinese gentry. What with turtle
soup, soup of ducks tongues, macaroni,
fairy, rice, skins of pig 5 mouth, dragon
whistcr, vegetables etc, we found an
ample succc sion of astronomical inter
est 40 bread il eaten, but all manner of
delicate little preserved fruits and pickles
are brought to ca Ii guest ON tiny silver
plates to play with between the courses.
one of the greatest GciCacic3 provided
for lis were ducks eggs hard boiled,
quite black, and of inCalculablc age. ante
deluvian perhaps, as nothing is considered
respectfully old in China unless it dates
back some thousand years But, joking
apart, it appears that the value of these
black eggs really increase with their are.
The Chimes cpiCure discriminateS lie.
tween the cgys of successive decades,
treating hi most honorcd .1lrst to the
oldest and mos costly. Just II. the owner
of good cellar in Britain bring forth his
choices, wines The charm Of q highly
boiled fresh cLg is quite unknown TO the
Celestial palate. which only recognizes
eggs when hard boiled, and much prefer,
them in an advanced age
or ordinary use, especially a Il light
dicl for inyaIids eggs are simply pre-
q, I,,i, -, al IN Allt t4r
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20
A RATGR OF FOREIGNERS.


side Barbarians -rcr.ecution.
Canton Cor. san Francisco Chronicle.
A particular thorn in the side of the
wcll-mcaning foreign population is Com
missioner General rang. commissioner
pang hates foreigners. lie does not know
much about them, but he hates them all
the same and would be glad 10 drive them
out of the country. lie would ike to re.
verse the foreign policy of ii Hung
Chang. the Tscngs and the enlightened
manuarins of Shanghai who would be
pleased to see China keep step with the
worlds progress lie came toA anton more
than year ago and though he has not
since directly encouraged the riOtous pro
pcnsiics of the cantonese, he has been in
directly the cause of much trouble. lie
was one of those who signed the procla
nation Offering rewards for the heads Of
Frenchmcn and his official uttcranccs
since have had IA similar bitterness, his
hatred to other foreigners being thinlv
concealed under recommendations to his
counrymcn to make the proper diStinc-
tons in regard to nationality. When he
cannot appeal directly to the popuIaCc by
Il proclamation he mCmorlalIcs the throne
and has the memorial placardcd and
hawl>cd about the streets of Canton The
native hristians are spec al objects of his
dislike. There are about 800 native Prot
cstants in the city and some 5000 in the
province OF hwang Jung, These have
shared the hatred OF The hlncsc to the
French aud foreigners generally, with the
additional Disadvantage thlI lhry could
not escare the persecution by change OF
residence.
The trouble began after Inc proclami-
ton Offering the rewards, and was
specially Severe IN the districts OF
Sanhui, ! Looping. TAPPING and Sannlng,
where Christians are numerous, ana
which. strange TO say are the locaIltleS
which have furnished the principal part OF
the emiErants to Ialllornia, rs natural
result the lrolestants were IN great 'rouDie
and not little DANCER when the hostlle
feeling was most active against the french
The school buildings /! the city leased OF
Chinese had to tie closed because the own,
ers feared their DESTRUCTION | he Protestant
missionaries were lnsulted and the aglta-
ton spread throughout hwang-tung' until
including the districts mentioned and those
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20

The champion deadhead has been un-
earthcd by The London ira, which
vouchcs for the truth of the following
story; At provincial thcater, shortly
after the Glasgow calamity Just before
the performance began, IA tinelooking
woman forced herself past the ticket
taker ami planted herself in II vacant stall.
Presently the manager appeared and
politely requested the lady to Nacae. She
declined You cannot be allowed to re-
main, madam. 4 will If you do not
leave ! must have you removed, urged
the manager Touch me if you dare
observed the lady, glaring; lay a finger
on me- and I'll halloo fire." The man
ager looked around the packed house, and
the lady remained
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20
Sun-spots and the Weather.


Observation concerning the effects pro
duccd upon our planet 10y the period
ically appearing spots on the sun have
given very contradictory results. and have
established thus far only the single fact
that solar disturbances strongly AFFECT the
earth's magnetism. 1t is very probable
that sun spot influences may have GER
tain real elect upon terrestrial climates,
but much further research will be neccs.
sary to prove beyond doubt that they
do
Professor c. ~ Young aflirms, how,
ever, that ii has already been shown that
such influence, if it exists at all, is very
slight and difficult of detection; that it is
not dominant or even very powerful. in
terrestrial meteorology; and that there is
no reasonable ground for expectation that
the perlod.cit of sun-spots will ever cna.
bic US to predict the seasons in advance.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20

1The nose is simply piece of car
tilage, said surgeon, land its shape
can be changed with ease 4 clever
Frenchman some years ago invented a
machine for that purpose, and have
heard. made "A fortune by it, so many pco-
pie are troubled with noses whose shapes
do not please their owners or their own.
ers friends. The machine consisted of Il
shell in two parts. hinged together. 1t is
in shape inside that of a perfectly nodded
nose according to the type of the features
of the wearer. Thus you can obtain a
Roman. Grecian, rotrousse, a outline or
any other shape you desire
TO apply the instrument the nose is
first bathed in warm water at bedtime
and thoroughly heated and softencd
Then it is well CREASED with olive oil,
glycerine. vaSelne or other oily sub
stance. Finally the nose improver is fixed
on and the side, clasprd together aud the
wearer keeps it on all night. taking care
in the morning to wash in cod wa cr
only. 1t is rather "A painful proc S. a,
first, but after the first two or three appIi
cations of the improycr there i, n more
trouble. In about month the nose be
gins to take its new shape and at the enc
Of from eight to ten weeks the tCratlo!
is said to be perfect and permanent that
that is. until the patient hcCUmcS tired OF
that particular shape and is DESTROYS o
having another. when the same operation
with another instrument is ne cSSitatri.
! have known people change their nos"
four OF five times in as many years. II
that way Il man could change the style o.
his nose as often as he changed the cut 0
his trousers
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20

The national Interchange in fish eggs
has reached enormous figures, and in fact
this traffic has become one of the curioSi.
ties of commerce. one Of the Glasgow
steamers rrcently brought nearly 800, 900
crgs of / uch lcvcn trout which were de-
liycrcd to nitcd States Fish ommis
sioncr Baird He placed them at cold
Spring harbor, Long island, where he has
a suitable depot, but they will soon he sent
to various hatcherics. These eggs were
contained in SIX cans. and were thus kept
in excellent condition.
Carrying out this international ex
change the commissioner has shipped
nearly 100 900 eggs of lake trout, white.
fish and brook trout to the Fish Cultural
association of London. lie has also sent
1000, go white fish eggs to Berlin, where
they are placed in what are termed the
81 ischeric Nerein a half million of the
same kind of eggs were sent to Berne,
Switzerland Commissioner Baird has
on hand 1,0OO,O OJ of white fish eggs
ready for any demand, and expects to
hatch 5OO, 900 of salmon for our own
rivers; also. large huantity of German
carp lie has 800, 900 eggs of the tom cod
which will also be Matched during the com
ing season.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20

There shoHld be small grace for the man
who kills another with pistol which he
makes II practice to carry. The pos
session of a burglars kit presupposes
the intent to commit burglary. ; o it is
with the molds and dies Of counter
feitcr 1t should not be otherwise when
human life is taken. The man who car
ries about with him, day by day, in or
binary intercourse with his fellow men,
the tools Of murderer, must expect to
be regarded rs n murderer when his
weapon does its deadly work.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20
\ New Ceram ic Product.

a new ceramic product, according to
Mons llignctte, is now made from the
abundant white sands Of French glass
factories The sand is nodded into blocks
by immense hydraulic pressure, and is
then ba ed in furnaces at high tcmpera.
ture. The product has remarkable solid
ity and lenacity; it is not affected by
frost. rain or sun; it resists very high
temperature; it is very light; and it has a
fine white color. 1t is predicted that the
material will be used for many architect.
ural effects in combination with brick or
stones of other colors.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20

I"Galh" in The Enquirer.l

Poverty is not so dreadful when it
comes as we may think 1t inctes new
endea, or Gcn. Grant Immediately set to
work to be an author lie had given
away great volumes of books; allowed
pictures of himself to lie taken by any
body who wanted to sell them, had al
lowed newspaper writers to 20 with him
around the world and maze books for
their own wealth.
lie now began to see that he had been
too prodigal, and started on his own com.
position. If Grant had never allowed a
picture to be taken of himself there would
be fortune in his mere photographs.
George Sand, the French authore,s, de
clined to have photograph taken until
rather late in life, when Nadar, the bal
loon photographer, paid her for the priv
lege
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-02-20
ON THE ENGINE.
Running Locomotive While Deathly
Sick-Something the Passengers Did Not
Know-A Physician Saves AN Engineer.

TAUNTON, MASS.
Dr.. Ddrid Kennedy, RontoW, y. Y.
DEAR SIR: am an engineer on the old co..
ony Railroad, and run the Fail River boat
tInin between I all River and Lowell, residing
in Taunton. For ten years | suffered every
thing but death from dyspepsia. OFTEN had
such binding sick hcadachcs that could
irregular habits of eating, and partly, t" the
jar 81 ne engine. sometimes my head would
snap like neuralgia. ana again the pam would
settle in my eyes, which would feel H. big a. ii
mans fists. sly breath was very offensive,
ana my food suI,rcd as soon rs II entered my
stomach. In fact my stomach i"st A. though
Il wcr" II great raw and SCR" surface. ana what
agony 1t gave perhaps Nuu can imagine.
I'm the suWmcr ANA fall of loi6 when we had
the heavy centennial travel the constant jar
brought ON acute attacks hoary every "rrh
ana thought should HAY" to leave the road
l!ut keep at work untIl Ia" nest spring. when
| grew So much worse that could virtually
cat nothing. uid concluded that NY labor, and
my lii" too, wcr" about over
Remember that uud tired every medicine
heard OF. and hud been treated by some OF In"
hest physicians IN Taunton and Lowell. Vt
This critical tine DIR. BANID IN IN y hIjl
FAN0kIrE hhMEDN was rrr@mm"n4rd TO-
me. 1t WAS ncW to me, and with nay 'Ar"r-
fence of medicines, yuu cam easily forgive IN"
for saying that had not II particle OF faith in
had taken il but few days when hogan
to get better. The raw and sore feeling lett
my stomach, ANA the snapplng pains lett my
head, and soon was all right, ana nave h'tn
ever since. 1t Is tn only thing that ever mt
me the least good, and II drove every ache,
B B"Hy any Ho %iSfI keep 'KkETYEbYS FNv0RTE
REMEDY with me ON my engine, ana II goes
wherever go. - go
Why believe FANORlTE REMEDY will
. cure anything. Onc night, while ago, Juhn
Layton, an engineer who runs the main line
boat train from Boston, came ON my engine
sick rs death. lie was worn out with WORK,
had II high fever, ana was 50 nervous ne a.,
most broke down crying. Nonsense, John,
said. cheer up, I've got something on my
I engine that will set YOU up in Il lltlN.' | took
ont my bottle of FANORfTE REMEDY lifted