Omaha daily bee., 1885-05-14
PEHSO

Nine. Judic ID fair, tat and nearly forty.
Rose Bonheur is over sixty and still happy.
Oscar Wilde continues to be a clothes OBJ
server.
Secretary Lamont doesn't wax his luxuri-
ant mustache.
Don Carlos has been travelling in Ceylon as
the duke of Madrid"
Gen. Komaroff, being bald, never tells his
barber to comb 'er off.
Sexton, the billiardist, is a grave man and
successful in his undertakings.
Emma Abbott's kiss has the rheumatism,
according to an old time osculator.
If Sir Peter Lumsden had q prettier name
we might sympathize with him more.
Ipgersoll is referred to by the Boston Post
as one who is fair, fat and about 25O.
Miss Isabella Oats has been appointed vac
%cination officer at Fordingbridge, England.
Secretary Endicott's daughter is a tall
blonde, fair as a rose, with a sylph-hke form.
DIR Mary Walker dresses like a man, but
she doesn't chew cloves between acts when
she is at a theatre.
Boyd Winchester, who declined the consul
ship at Nice, is said to be the best poker player
In Kentucky.
General Ben Butler weeps easily when
pleading IN behalf of a fair client. He doesn't
use an onion, either.
Mrs. B~arrios, widow of the late president
of Guatemala, has seven children and SS,0OO,-
000 worth of real estate.
Secretary Whitney wears eye glasses on
account of being near sighted, not because
its English, you know"
"What does Jay Gonld want?' asks an ex-
change. Nothing but the earth, with, per
haps, a strip of water to sail his yacht in.
Mr.. Katkoff, the great Russian editor, is
said to sing amusing songs at night. His
~neighbors have laid in a stock of heavy boot
jacks.
Miss Susan B. Anthony is on her way to
Boston to look after a bequest of S25, 900. She
hos grown forty years younger and very
handsome.
Cleveland, Blaine and Butler are the Chris
tian names given to trlplets in a southern
family. So II UGH for the brethren. The els.
tern is probably called st. John.
Miss Teresa Tallert, of Idsho, recently
faced four furious lions and put them to flight.
Her only weapon was an axe. If Teresa will
come east she will hear of something to her
advantage.
Yes remarked Fogg. "Miss Singleton il
a nice girl, but somehow she reminds me OF
that field over there where those cows ara
slowly bnt surely starving to death-little
past her age, you know"
Senator Vance, of North Carolina, said the
other day to correspondent who inquired
concerning his wife's health that she had been
suffering from "a regular old fashioned, ten
commandments, sneezing cold"
Gen. Bragg's quarrel with Postmaster Gen
eral Villas does not seem to have injured the
%latter's standing at the white house. DE
dlned with Grover on Sunday, while Bragg
was eating a dollar meal at q tavern.
Miss Emily Davis, of North Carolina, hay
ing been refused admission to the bar, was
foolish enough to attempt to simultaneously
drown her disappointment and herself, but
was pulled out Of the water and advised tc
dry her eyes and clothes.
Miss Mary Meagher, the cattle woman from
Washington Territory, VIII has just taken G
load of her stock to Chicago, when asked why
she had not married replied that men were
all frauds any way and che could hire them,
whenever she wanted any around.
Princess Matilde was SO delighted with NJ.
de Lesseps' speech at his reception into the
French Academy. that, when congratulating
the new immortal, she exclaimed: "My dear
Lesseps, l cant help it, l must kiss you.
"Do," simply replied the Academician. She
did.
Moltke at eighty-four Is tolerably vigorous
and takes long walks daily in the olive groves
and up the hills of San Reno, where he is
visiting DIR. Golts, a well. known German
phvsiclan, de 10 to remain on the Riviera
until the lightning of May. He looks thin
and pale but is strong for his age.
1.-THE Most Illustrious Albert Edward, prince
Of Wales, duke Of Saxony, of Cornwall and
lin, baron Of Rsnfrew and lord Of the isles,
great steward of Scotland, knight of the
Garter, of st Patrick, of the Thistle, the
Bath, the Star Of India, and the Danish
Elephant, is the somewhat complicated title
of a gentleman who was recently stirring up
Ireland.