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Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

"The Island World oi the Pacific Ocean,"
by Charles Marion Tyler, published by How
ard and PARSER, San Francisco, is book
containing 337 pages, I6 full page illustrations
taken from the different islands Of the Pacific,
map Of the Pacific Ocean showing the courses
Of the various ocean eunenu and having the
volcanic fire belts along the Asiatic and
American coasts marked with red lines, tables,
etc, etc. The plan of the work is good one
but unfortunately the author has attempted 10
crowd too much into lin tied space, Twenty
chapters. embracing geographical descriptions
Of the different groups Of the Pacific. analysis
Of religious beliefs. observations on physical
features. climate, productions, inhabitants.
meteorological records, discussions on govern.
meni, trade, contracts, etc. oceanic sthnogra.
ply. commerce and in.er-oceaaic canals. cur.
rents and storms Of the Pacific. and historical
and biographiesI notices, condensed into 3j7
pages ol plea ype Is sufficient to show thai the
book is rather a saeeinc, compilation Of notices
than written exposition Of the Island World
Of the Paeihc which il would require volumes
to descnbs. Seven pages arc devoted 10 the
Has aiian Islands but are no, 70 satisfactory
on the same number of pages taken from the
Hawaiian Almanac and Annual The book
vill hs found TO contain. however. much use
fal information not to be found complied slse-
vh<se. which siil repay the pries of The book.
Fo sals a, NJ. 7. 9. Tkssns Fon S,ssss
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30
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the Rlaek Sea, dated NAV Goth. saws The
war scare is no, over vet. Great anxiety has |
been oeea,ioped a, the palaee through reports
,h,, Russian officers discussed have been in.
.p.c,;,, ,h, fo,,isea,ion, of the Dardanelles
and pox,orus and wa,chin, closely the Turkish
prepara,ions for the defense OF these waters. |
Indeed. fears arc entertained ,ha, Russia con.J
terminates rushing 70, the Bo,porus should |
the crisis again become acute in Eastern affairs
Such action has been openly advocated lately
in the Noyoc yremya in an article protesting
to give Ne,idotf'. views respecting the imposs. |
bility of preventing British fleet passing the |
Dardanelles. The article speaks of the absolute |
p.erssi,v n, ob,ain;n, the dismissal of Woods |
pasha ON account of his nationality. A few
nights ago n false alarm Of the approach of the |
Russian SQUADRON caused great excitement A,
the pp,e, mouth of the gosporus The hat. |
'e''es "e'e "''"ne" anu "''p' "e'e ""'"'
measure, proposed by the Turko. German
Commission are being actively carried out
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informed ne ,b,, matters between Russi, and
rn,,,,a bod h..,, r,,..d IN e,;, w,, al
prompt settlement than we hear of trouble in |
another direction. Russia, it is said, is pres
snug iu'Ne' 'e' p'y'e". VI "e W." "u.""'.'
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no, be surprised from the turn of recen, events.
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Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

We hope there will be a full and
satisfactory anentsnoe on the eser-
ctses OF to-day The memorial service
ior the American dead--and such
memorial service OF other dead as ap-
proprately may accompany that ser
yioe-is a touching solemn, human
i2ing service, that appeals to all that is
bes, IN our natures We arc sure the
ladies 81 Honolulu ~ill no, tail to re-
spond to the oocasion--ihey have never
yet failed, on ike occasions and We
trust the observance OF to-day will be
eomplele sueoesA
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

irom Sa'gun The child was about eight years
old, and the appcndage from siS TO eight inches
long
The Revised Edition of the old Testament
was issued In London on Thursday, the ii.t
instant Inc memorial Volumes issued To
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ne smallpox was believed TO be spreading
Logan mas been reelected To ihe um'ed
H'''eN senate IRON Illinois
1t is reported that Randall p,ediets ,leye.
lands &c election Rather early, isn't It,
When the Rio de laneiro lelt ,nn fmn.
cisco jdty TO try A. H. Sprcckels 10 shoot.
Ing NJ, II. de Young had not been selected,
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,ooJ 4 %. ,yh, ni,.d ,.e.,,y ,o,,,n,s
that they do not desire To continue business.
Robert 4. Odmm mmped from the Brook
iyn Bridge ON the 10th instant. "mst for fun. /"
lie lived only a few hours after he was taken
on, of the water.
colts, won the three mile race for three year.
olds a, Louisville, Kentucky, on tho 10th.
beating twelve Others.
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Roberts Banquet Committee in New York,
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While the keystone was being placed in the
principal arch Of the Mactlailan bridge on the
road from Zacatecas to Jopala and Bienvendo,
Mexico, the arch gave way, and the thirty
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damage to grain in a few localities, in Cali.
fornia, and as the season advances, will pro.
badly become much more destructive. They
are Matching out by myriads in the dry pasture
lands throughout the interior, and the worst
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The committee appointed to examine the
Treasurer, at the close Of business, April Is,,
has made its report to the secretary Of the
treasury. 1t shows sthe complete verhcaton
of the books and accounts Of the late treasurer.
Mr.. Wyman.
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State un6er cx. Presiden, Arthur, died at his
residence in Newark, New Jersey, on the goth
instant. He was born in .Mddletown, Somer-
set County, New jersey, August q, 1917. He
was eleaen years in the United States Senate,
and Wa member of the Electoral Commis-
sion tina, counted in Hayes.
R;.l N. M,n;,oha rebel, has b.en c,n,,,ed
and IN. w,, :. ,,,c,;c,h,v n, an end y. u;l,
he tried Nc ..treason.f.llon MANY Of GOV.
.,,mep, oos,s IN p,;,;sh Ame,;c, have h..n
destroyed by Riel's Indian allies, and the
country is not yet quiet But the provincial
government, will probably conciliate the half
breeds by making concessions OF land.
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Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30
Auction SaIco.
HOUSES AND
HOMESTEADS.
Mr. n. v DftItsOHAM hn Instructed me 10 pns'
isr private ,ais porion 4 bic splendid
VOOsfi0,cH PrOperfW
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lof NO lis iia fs., fren, sud. 90 f.s, deep,
wiih lins Huuss anf on Hudlnss, Stable. tsffisg-
Hove e. uFou b, and j. tts properly aisly oqru'
lively Hsw q IN ms 1fisf sui vii hs apsn gt spsf.
upu fof any person des,FirF - giss H. bbs upsat
price 10 IBIS splendid pscs " property ill bs f5o.
Ons-j -jo.rM cosh, balance ~ g. aud 2
Years. rih iatorea %, psr ee",
LOT No ,h y n ny 30 q ppss, pre' ,tps -
Tor No s ss r M ~ f upset prios t'.r,o -
Lor No .s os W 90 q up.s, ppes o.. 10 %
Ion No h1s Nby 30 q upse, pris, ,l'oo 20
Tor No 6bB q BY sopf up,-, price t,.,oo -
iot No u, 70 n BY 90 4 upas, pic, h,os, o,
LoT No. sis % n Wy 90 4 upae, p'ice s',ono %
LOT No os 10 Il by 'oofi up,s, pies t',ee,
And upon the same terms a. Tor Lot No ., 70 iha,
payment. can he very easily met.
A plan of these lots can be SEEN The auction
Tho new Tfnrwsy, ior which chafis, wAs recently
granted by ih, Lea siaiur,, will bang his Pfupeuy
vihn IS minutes of the Post Once ai,i ~ill naturally
increase IL value We invite an esaminstiob and IN
spsclun q those lots they well situated and yeJ
desirable.
~. -, VD1MS.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

The keen iniefes, displayed by all
island lovers OF the national American
game. an the fal and accurate accounts
published b, the Press last season,
jussihes Us ia securing the same prss-
t.ced sriter to do then :or US this
year
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30
WISE aND OTHERWISE.

II is natural that Mr., Spreckels'
paper should be anxious to make out a
case Tor Mr.. Spreckels. But that great
journal-"great' because Mr.. Spreck-
els editor assures US that it is great
mistakes the temper OF this community
if it thinks bank may he opened here
and secure patronage by the very easy
but very unbusiness-like method of
fiinging mud at a business nval
All the fools are not dead yet, but
fewer OF them live in the Hawaiian
kingdom than Mr. Spreckels Adver
iiser seems to think. Very few persons
are deceived by any of the twisted
truths OF half truths or unruths which
it is the proud duty OF Mr.. Spreckels'
paper to circulate.
Every one who reads the PreSs-and
there are few intelligent Caucasians on
the islands so benighted as not to read
1t; every one who reads the Bulletin
and all Honolulu reads the Bulletin;
all those readers-and many OF the few
who read only Mr.. Spreckels' Acver-
tiser and the Police Gazette, know that
Mr.. Spreckels' paper is owned by Mr.,
Spreckels. That fact is enough. The
game is gwen away"
Knowing this truth-and obviously
smarting under the contempt that
naturally follows it-Mr. Spreckels'
paper seeks to "cross the scent" by
mounting the baby act on an easily
refuted lie, and swearing the dummy is
logical fact.
Mr. Spreokels' organ pleads the
baby &C, substantially as follows; "Now
it's real mean OF you fellows to attack
Us for defending Mr.. Spreckels when
We don't attack you for defending Mr..
Bishop And the easily refuted false
hood on which this dummy is pede-
stalled is the insinuated inference that
the Press and the Bulletin are owned
by Bishops Bank. 1t would be unneces-
sary TO defend the circumstance il 1t
we're an accepted fact Either OF the
newspaper and printing properties men.
toned is paying one, and MIR. Bishop
or any other capitalist might 60 long
way without finding better investment,
But ii happens that neither Mr.. Bishop
nor any other capitalist controls either
the Press OF the Bulletin. Each paper
has defended the old bank from unjust
attack and subjected the new bank to
| jus, criticism, in the exercise Of an un-
doubted public duty, and both have
received the only reward they sought
the increased patronage which. an
honorable course secured to them.
Mr., Bishops bank is no more above
criticisis than any other public ins.itu-
iion. 1t would be exposed by this
Journal instantly il ii attempted any
such silly molasses-to eatch-fiies expe-
diea, as the dep,sit OF government
bonds with John Kapena as security
for money loaned it We should
promp,ly expose the game as puerile.
But a house with an honorable record
of tweniy-h years behind il does not
need TO sc, up a dummy securisy that
is no security at all Personally we
wish the Postal Savings Bank had been
established /. wss project in the
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

The Pail Mall Gazette recently
printed the following first entitled
The Jingo Hymn, the latter the
Russian Psalm:
We don't wan, to hgh,
But, by lingo, il We do
We've Protes,aa, and Catholic.
Turk, In6del and Jew;
We've "God" and "Mammon." Allah"
"Buddha, "Brahma," and "vishnu =
We've collarcd all the Dci,ies. SO wha, eas
Russia dol
We're coming, Aexandrovitch. at leas, a mil.
lion more,
From Kanineshaeas bay and Obskalagouba's .
shore,
From Karakouski's frozen wild, from Tym.
skaia's plain,
We're marching, Alexander, with all our
might and main.
From Ga,monsckino's forest, from Tschernor.
beskoi's vale,
From wassiagourbska's blooming fields, from
OiguisAis uaie,
From Kakamajosa's villages, from Meidous.
charaki's isle,
We're coming. Alexander. the weary rank and
file.
From polysyllabic villages we're marching
gaily down,
Perchance to ro, in Afghanland to gild anew
your crown;
We're on to Berg-elMurghab. and Penjsehid-
yeh we seek,
And we're headed by some generals whose
names no tongue can speak.
From provinces and villages whose names be.
fore the eye
Look like heap Of oonsonan,s all shovelled
into ''pi"
We. .arolows and -ofiskies. -effs and offs and
witches,
For Holy Church and Pious Car well die ia
Herat's bitches
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

Reform in Hawaii must mean more
than turning out set Of knavcs to
make room for set of incapables, We
wan, none of those reputable recrean,s
in Office who have shown themselves
capable OF striking hands with Gibson,
for pelt OF place or power. We want men
who are equal to the emergencies that
coniron, them-men of brains, courage
and sand
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

There are men on these islands who
have never tired to carry water on both
shoulders, who have never sat on the
fence trying to cipher on, the problem
of whether it paid to be right Such
men are needed for the Legislature of
next year. Such men are needed to
reform a reform administra,ion-ait after
it has been shown to the elected execu-
tive We call the king that he must
either ,ut through his ministers, who,
in their turn must 6a,,y oHt the miN efMe
hsop6s, or else--he and they must gt,e
:t'ay 10 some enc pko 1eiV.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

Our criticism of last weeks perform
ance of the Montague.Turn concerts
was appreciated by the musical people
of Honolulu-as testified by increased
sales to those desiring to mail copies
to their friends.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

These brief but valuable political
lessons may be enforced by reform
legislature and by no other lawful
means. Ergo-Oyganise and eleet a ,e-
fo,v LEGISLATURE
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

The Pail Mall Gazette recently
printed the following first entitled
The Jingo Hymn, the latter the
Russian Psalm
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30
Ncm Advertisements.
Nor'cr r

NOTICE
a SPECIAL Mss'ins q he rRrss PUBLISHING
|tuNfNNNi Uimiledl sill ts hsh tATtgnAY.
luNI ~ tH1t IN the hdltaflsi one N he Saturday
itsn me m.eung " called ~ 0fdsf 70 lay
hsidfe The dostholdsts plans taT ain t,,,b.s 80
tending the Increasing busiusu n The company
ref Order
iionoluiu, May -, ,eas
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

All the fools are not dead yet, bu,
fewer OF them live in the Hawaiian
kingdom than Mr. Spreckels' Adver-
iiser seems to think. Very few persons
are deceived by any of the twisted
truths OF half truths or untruths which
it is the proud duty of Mr., Spreckels'
paper to circulate.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

Knowing this truth-and obviously
smarting under the contempt that
naturally follows it-Mr. Spreckels'
paper seeks to "cross the scent" by
mounting the baby act on an easily
reiuted lie, and swearing the dummy is
a logical fact.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

would have been. II rightly initiated, an
inducemcnt Tor every poor man in the
Kingdom to save money
The HcssiAn was not the mcanrst
manifestation Ut the American Revo
luton tho Coppcrhead was no, the
most dcSesiahle feature of the Civil
War In both struggles more notice.
ably in the latter was developed u
class of things unspcakable who fat,encd
on the misery ct their fellows army
contractors, who wtung dishonest
profit from the necessities of their
iathetland usuterS, who made the ma.
ton sweat gold to MI their Golfers,
They were unionists for gam they
were loyal for lucre.
"Well ! What of n9" These I've
piping times OF peace, Hawaii is friends
with all the world and sugar is rir.
What then can have Ncssians and
Copperhcads and usurious traitors to
do with Hawaiinei, where every pros.
poet plcases and only the south winds
are vile ?
Much, inpatient qucyisi, much
The line OF thought indicated may
lead those OF us who honestly care for
real reform TO study our neighbots, not
earpingly, not unkindly. not with any
fixed determination to PREJUDICE them
but with our eyes wide open TO see
whether they care for or do not care
for reform and il they do, what sac.
rliiccs they are willing to make for
reform,
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30

EUROPEAN AND GENERAL.
Victor Hugo is very ill-heart disease.
The Cholera has appeared in Spain.
The English general elections will take
place in November.
Two deaths from cholera at Marseilles were
reported on the 7oth.
Irish loyalists propose to purchase . royal
residcaee for the queen in their country,
Cunningham and Burton, the London dyna.
mite,s have been convicted Of treason. felony.
A new 6reaIm has been invented in France
which can be discharged thirty times minute.
The committee initiative Of the French
Chamber Of Deputies refused by vote Of u to
9 to consider proposal to impeach the Ferry
Ministry.
The Spanish Government has asked the
French Government for an explanation Of ,hs
hosting Of the French Tag on the Spanish ter.
ri,ory in Africa.
The British evacuation Of the Soadan com.
menced on the 7ist. Merchants and civilians
were already leaving. fearing to remain after
the departure Of the troops.
A Russian inventor has devised means Of SC
impregnating wood with q certain chemical,
,h., matches made from II can be used several
lines over, thus eaeeiing saving Of a, lsasi
IS per cent.
Sir George Rose Sartosis, senior admiral
of the aeet. who died recently a, niaesy-6ye.
vas midshiPman At Trafalgar under Nelson.
and he brough, to England the nevs Of the
surrender oi Napoleon.
The International SANITARY conierene-
opened q, Rome on the 7oh. The object |,
to effect an International agsesm~n, as 10 the
bes, means Of combating eoaiAgioa. oonpsiibls
with commercial intercourse.
Gen. dc rIsls has tslegraphed from Hanoi
a. follows; "Chiness emissaies state tho
evacuation u ThuyaaqvAn is noe actually
proceeding The rebel chiefs arc arriving .. on,
camp and rendering sabwissioa-"
Ais reeea, meeting d the Loaden Anlhse-
pologieai Institute. The psesidsa,. Prof Fisvss.
szAisiisd ~ pAossesps q '',siisd" ~
Morning journal and courier., 1885-09-16
MORNING. SEPTEMBER 16. 1885.

thus laid down by Judge Daniels: We'll set- tied principles of the law require that pro- fessional gentlemen engaging as attorneys and counsellors in the service of others shall be reasonably well informed of the princi pies applicable to and governing the disposi- ton of the business committed to their charge. They are not to be held responsible for errors of judgment which may arise after that degree of care and attention has been devoted to their professional employment as is ordinarily devoted by persons reasonably competent and well qualified for the dis charge of professional duties of this descrip- ton. But if they fail to inform themselves of statutory provisions or well settled princi- ples of law, readily accessible by means of ordinary care, attention and investigation, and in consequence of that failure the busi- ness committed to them is mismanaged and the person or persons employing them are in that manner deprived of their legal rights, they will not only forfeit all legal claim for compensation, but in addition to that be justly held responsible for any loss or injury sustained by means of such misconduct by the person or persons for whom they may be employed.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-09-16
HI HEIR Ks

A down-east fire company, in resolution on deceased member, say: 'He has re- sponded to his last alarm" It is a wonder they didn't add that ''he has gone to his last fire. lowell Times.
 An English variety paper says that there is complaint among ladies that skirts hamper their movements in playing tennis, dropped. Good gracious!-Burlington Free Press.
 ''I understand you are graduate of Vas sar, Miss Lucy. Did you study English lit erature to any extent?' "Oh, mercy, yes we had Hogg for breakfast, Bacon for dinner Lamb for tea and Lever in the evening" Elgin Every Saturday.
 s'Did you notice, dear, at the party last evening, how grandly our daughter Clara swept into the room?' Husband (with 8 grunt)- 10, yes! Clara can sweep into 6 room grandly enough; but when it comes tc sweeping out room she aint there"
 sI was never exactly buried alive" said an old clerk, recounting his experiences, ''but ] once worked in store that did not adver tise. When came out my head was almost as white as you now see it. Solitary confine ment did it. t."-Cincinnati Commercial Ga zette.
 Little Flossy was taken into the country this summer, where she was furnished witl 8 candlestick for her bedroom. She had never seen this form of illuminator before, and she immediately exclaimed: 'Oh, mamma! Sec the little gas with handle. ."-Bostor Budget.
 At a recent picnic there was one boy who took everything that came in his way, witt one exception. A plate of cake was passed to him, and after viewing it critically a mo ment he remarked: E'I don't want any o1 that-my mother made it."-DansYille Breeze.
 Gentleman (to grocer)-'ETwo gallons Sants Cruz, one gallon Old Tom, two gallons Mary land Club, four dozen Pomnery Sec, foul dozen Milwaukee and six dozen Reina Vics. Grocer-''Yes, sir. That's all, sir?" Gen tleman-'' 'Er-do you keep fishing taekle?' Grocer-''Yes, sir; full line, sir" Gentle man-''Put in couple of fishhooks."
 Little Bess-My dollie was awful sick las night.
 Little Eva-What caused it?
 "Well we had veal culverts for supper an guess she overloaded her stomach" 'tBess, my dollie isn't we'll neither. I fec her cookies, an they might have been poi soned, you know"
 ''Good gracious, I'd give her some kint of anecdote at once. Philadelphia Call. A negro boy, while walking along th' street, took off his hat and struck at a wasl that had alighted on a tall shrub, hanging over fence. The boy put on his hat, turn ed to man and said: 'I thought got da1 ar ole wass." Didn't you get hims" ''No sah, but T." he snatched off his hat, clap ped his hand on the top of his head, squat ted, howled and said, "Blame didn't gil dat ole Wass ''-Arkansaw Traveller