Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-03-10

Yours with high respects,
DIR. =. G.. III.
Every paper on Juliana Keziah's
head rl.stled with delight.
That poetical centennials y she
cried, as she looked at the letter. "What
majestic animals ~ as her gaze rested
on the bids. LET me relieve you of
their ponderosity, Annie. will request
cook to frisco them with trifes."
"Tries. indeed" murmured Mrs.
Somers, "light as air"
When the Doctor arrived, Juliana
welcomed him with the sweetest smiles
and thanks. He. not to be outdone,
was all wit and poetical outburst.
Still, it was not until seated at the
supper-table that the true great
ness of tins engaging man showed
itself.
AS Juiana sank languidly into her
chair, she pointed to the Doctors deli
cate contribution to the feast, which,
PROSTATE on their backs, with their
long, shinny legs reaching skyward,
seemed thus mutely expressing their
indignation at the violence offered
them.
Behold, DR.. Hackemup, the troches
of your valorosity. AS the immortal
ByrIum so tOuchlngly sings:
''Barbecue1 to make Rome howl day"
"Ah, YES" abseutly replied DR..
H, eyeing the table with beaming
orbs and smacking his lips. Draw
your chair nearer. Miss Julana, and
you will not be so far off. Thank you,
Mr. Somcrs'-to that gentlemen, who,
with preternaturally solemn counten-
ance, bestowed snipe apiece upon
Juliana and himself This is truly
elevating" g"-helping himself literally
to everything within his reach. II en-
10Y partaking of these delicious escu-
lents in moderation" rs mouthful af-
ter mouthful disappeared with marvel
Gus rapidlty, while his face became
beautiful purplish red from his mighty
efforts.
Eyes, assented Juliana, admilingly,
Il perceive you are regular ipe-
cac.
DR.. Hackemup's fork paused a mo-
ment on its way 10 MS eXpectant
mouth. while he gazed somewhat sus-
piciously upon his fair neighbor, but
that damsel was placidly nibbling away
at her snipe, unconscious of evil.
How very lubricating it would be, y
she continued, "to meander in the UNI
berifOusness Of those love y turpentine
walks in the grove. Cousin John says,
he, he, they were deranged expressly
for pedestinaIians, but he is such Il
tease cannot say his aspersions are
always directed to the bright deist,
Truth" with an arch glance at Mr.
Somers, whose face rivaled the busy
Doctors in color as he replied:
Really, Cousin Juliana, you do me
injustice"
"Ah, no. cried DR.. Hackemup
who, unlike the boa CONSTRUCTOR grew
more and more lively as heapproached
repletion. Il am convinced that Miss
Juliana's cardiac organ never expands
save with sentiments of Justice and
mercy"
81 scarcely tlatterate myself that |
am sufficient either upon the accor-
eating reply. "But | agree with the
designing Shakespeare, that the quail.
tications of mercy are not to be stran-
gulated Indeed, so far as my per-
sonal animosities are concerned, |
have always 'cen perfectly willing to
give the devil his Jews"
81 am sure, grave Y remarked Mrs.
Somers as they all rose from the table,
''nO one, not even Judge Hilton, could
say more than that"
Early the next morning Juliana
started out for walk. AS she told
Mrs. Somers, "It is only by eilervesc-
ing with Nature that my aggravated
equanimity can regain its customary
fomentatiOn.
Scarcely had she reached the grove
and seated herself beneath a large oak