The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-10-08

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cvn ts1k
Me. ar. be said 70 The c~psAip. II
an so4 ssssiek, bpi La disgusied With The
mosaoe ef ,be vessel =
When q miner has bccn ssi3n ~ Z
grizzly. the wesssrn people speak Of bin
~ b~iss Aamiiied 10 the bar
Love" says . writer. 10 . grssi
leyslss." Very nne. bu. u docsnt co.
pare With The old geutismsn's fooi
--..E,ess- M. Zoe p~ssins Jon TO siay.
said tho csje mill 10 The apple. but
Juicy I an serious 10 make The most Of
yoa."
She Vas plump and beautiful and h
vs Wildly fond 81 her abe hated him.
tat woman like. she sirovc 10 catch him.
lie vss . ny.
when Mr.. Y. goes Gshios." writes
. correspondent. he never comes home
empty" Alas, that ID the case With too
nsny fishermen.
"A Colaecticut man buried Sl15 In
srseabscts. ADD biz hogs reot~d The mon
~ up and s,s " lie Il nov strong ID
vocsis Of hard morey.
"a PssssylsssiA man committed sui
eide rather than tsks some physic ordered
BY The doctor. II is supposed be - In
burr, and ccnldot wsii
Never refuse sivice. my son. OF
course yoa hsvs NJ use for il. Nobody
ever hss Bot its very handy 10 have.
70 give 70 somebody else.
The Anersaas cap u harder 70 catch
than . issk - Bvsa isus races do not
take IT, This h sastsue- every body
is supposed 70 ssdsssessd Il
-Nsss V III bgs iboms isus her.
sslf. Iadys stlsl UIshsk thal her hus-
band should havs handsome figure any
where iron e50o. 900 70 u .ooo. 900.
Joshua could successfully ooansnd
The spa Y staed ssill, ,Apl be could never
have iebt = ssis syss old son still
while bis photograph vas being taken.
When woman goes horseback riding
she ~ssn silk plug hat She doss that
90 the hoss viii believe Shes man, and
won't become heightened 1t her. She
couldn't fool Kentucky mule that way.
~ understand you are . graduate Of
vasssr. Miss Lucy. Did you ever study
Enslish literature TO any e1tent7" "0h,
mercy. yes; 20 had Hogg for breakfast,
Bacon for dinner, Lamb for tea and Lover
IN the evening"
"A Baptist minister was once asked how
II vas that he consented to the marriage
Of his daughter TO Presby terisn. swell,
my dear friend" he replied. "As far as !
have been able 70 discover. Cupid never
studied theology"
--''Yes, ! like surf bathing" said the
st. Adams lady Who has just returned
from the seaside. Its just splendid;
bu, It's very wearing on the teeth -espec-
tally II they're false and you don't take
pains to keep your mouth shut See my
nee set
A lawyer 10 Connecticut. whose repu-
'stion il the community was not very
high, met an old gentleman. one day. and
said 10 him. DO you know. Mr.. H., that
am direct descendant from Miles Stan
dish7r rs II possibleg" was the reply
"Whst descent
Secretary Lamar Ia confined TO his
house. report says. With the influenza. II
be had announced that be had the small
pox. II would have hsd a much greater
ind uenee in keeping away seekers.
1t il sonder the much annoyed secretary
doesn't try that scheme.
"A society paper in describing the
order in which bridal party passed down
the church aisls, says: Tho bride walk
ed Oh the arm Of her father" This may
be all right. but I. seems to us that
church vas hardly the place to show her
acrobs,ic accom- plishments
An agricultural authority says that
100 Leos veil cared for viii yield more
net prob. shss ipur food cows. Says the
Novri.,o~a Herald. sws don't know much
shout iarmisG. but " should think that
100 heus would lay more eggs Than four
good cows. eveo II she fowls we're not we'll
cared for"
~ am very tired" said the lady II
the bead OF the boarding house table,
Monday morning. 10 the good natnred
minister who AT al The other end you
should not he. said the psrson: '.you
didni preach sermon Yesterday. NO."
said the lady, almost unconsciously; .bus
listened 10 onel
- Smith keeps savage dog on his prem.
sss~. and near its kennel board Is display.
"a with The warning in large letters. BE
ware Of tbs dog" Il suppose" said
Jones. poin,isg 10 the warning. you've
painted that aign In large letter. 20 that
.he Who runs may ready" mo. said g.,
but that he Who reads may run"
She ia - old ~ her husband. but she
the dreadful fact. She said one
day; my husband 10 inst forty years old.
There q Just two yeAn difference between
him and myself" And the friend vas inst
mean enough TO reply: ia Il poasibls9
Why. Idecisrc 10 gracious, you look TO he
- Young - be is,' They do not speak
SOC.
,-,gApy quails about this peis hborhoodY'
|1esisd tourist - be Vas sbont to reg
isser ~ Lake George hotel .'Quails"
sid The proprietor. With an induleeBt
.mllx. ssthey have cot 10 Ia a nuisance