The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-12-31
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D., Al IL ass change irom snskes. the cit
isoss rather iiks a.
A Nes Jersey man wants proof that the
carih reYplses Think II u 10 State cell
ehrsied tor it, shisk.y.
A Philadelphia man ssntfcd his viio's
mouth fall 81 soap 10 stop her taking
Her t0as1s Lssa't run 90 smooth ior ten
years
"a chair of nsifimony is talked Of
vi ysssas college" on course il will he
big rocking CHAIR strong enough 10 hold
two.
~ lady says that eelasine rubbed into
silk dssts will take cut grease spots To
Fsnose The gel.tine. take pair Of scissors
sod col ID out
--fairies raD,saa, OF cnupoygaD, il
sad 10 bare such large mouth that had
be been ID Jooah's place. The Biblical
whale iragedy soald hays been reversed.
Never Judge u,rn BY appearances. Al
man 'asy look rs iold IA lion $3.50 :. -.
maior-geiisis, ~ 'ss's.s-' -.- ,e'm'Ae 80
wife no dom stairs hrst when DO imsgines
he hears burglars in the Lonse
--"oh, where are the girls Of the patti
asked a poet in the Chicago Rambler. ~
he means for os 10 answer the conundrum.
We would say they are getting ready 70
be the grandmo,hen OF the future.
Young housewife (consulting with
cook about the dinner for . psrtyl-As
second course We viii have eel. How
much ought / 10 get. ms'amy Young
wiie--I fancy about tan yards viii be sui
1cient.
"A Kankskee journalist expresses sur
prise that no woman has yeti appeared as
the editor Of successful daily paper. II
IA because her feminine instinct leads her
TO give the news all away before the paper
is out.
"A reader, asks the editor OF the New
York Journal. 'How many people have
lived on the earth since the creation OF
Adam" II is such conundrums rs these
that makes the editorial head turn prema-
tnrely grey,
"Bnt Tommy, you really must not eat
so much, you'Il make yourself sick' NO
won, mamma" Yes, You will; you've
already eaten so much expect you feel
uncomfortable" mo, don't, mamma;
lust feel smooth"
One Of the cruelest retorts made by
Any musical audience reported from Caii'
fornia. A vocalist was warbllng 10 he'
own great satisfaction, ''0b, would were
bird. A rough miner replied. "oh'
would ! were gun"
Mamma with much show OF indigna
tom IL have called you three times.
am YER, much annoyed" Charlie lwho y
fond Of Bible stories) WE'LL the Lore
called Samuel three times and be didn'
get mad about it, did her
Second husband ito wiie) Are You .
fond Of me as you were Of your first hus
band. dear2 Wife--Yes, indeed; and
You should die. John. would DO Just =
fond Of MY third. I'm not woman
marry for anything but love.
THE simple throat bow, without ends
which is the proper finish for the shor
bonnet strings Of the season. says fash
ion exchange, docs not intefere with tn
working 81 the chin" Husbands vii
read this item with profound regret.
"A South Boston hotel keeper had
man arrested not long ago for stealing
cake Of soap. The man pleaded in sci
defense, that he wanted II for his colls'
tion III cnliosilics. II being the first cak
Of soap he had ever seen in South Boz
ton hotel.
IL think, Charlie" said Mrs Small
face to her youthful. that shall put 20
into long trousers. very soon But ~
until after Christmas, ma" why mott
ooh. because you know, ma, shall hA'
10 40 into short stockings. and they don
hold much"
"A gentleman who imagined be recol
nzed lady friend advanced cordially On
addressed Der. Il beg your pardon
said, but isn't this Miss Gresnleaf
mo. Sir. replied the lady, my nan
ia Redpath." "Ab, excuse me. l mn
be color blind"
Mother" said young wife. won
YOU mind cooking the dinner today
would please John, know. He col
plains 20 much Of the new girl that
shall discharge her the moment ! can 9
another" Certainly" said the old ls'
cordially. At dinner. John said TO J
wife: Mary, that new girl seems 70
getting worse and worse
"A colored man. who vas hunting
house 10 move into. vas asked II be b
paid his rent 10 his former landlor
Eyes, sch" be said. rather hesitatingl
Cant you get recommendation" II
yes. sab; can get Mr.. Smith. ny Ian
lord. 10 give me Recommendation. "Ht
do Yen know You can'' "Oh. ! know
can, cause be wants me 70 get out"
king K.laksua wants 10 quit the bu
ness. King Milan 10 about 70 abdissl
King TheebAv has been run in BY The Z
gl.sh. and King Alfonso has inst did
Ascsotnious disssss- People Who thi'
shsi b~sng king and wearing Mn
pcurd collar ell day IL . constant pics
nay change their minds and csucluds
remain common. everyday citizens an
reading this item-
An old LADY rssd . paragraph IN sos
onc 81 the papers. the other day dsseri
Ing how : grindstone burss 10 > sAvmi