Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-03
BRIGHT BITS.

LET ME SEE" said a ministerwho was fill
lns Yut q marriage certllr2is and had fpr4
gotep {hA gate, this is the,5fh, i.nr it?"
''No, sir" replied the bride with indigna-
tion; This Is only my second!"-FaShiOh Gu
Tette. ..
JUDGE FORAKER concluding his perors-
ton)-Ohi long may it wav DER the land OF
the free ami the home of The brave.
citizen just arrived What has he been
talking abOuf; the American flag2
Another citizen-sh! no, the bloody shirt
Net0 York Sun.
PROFESSOR OF CHMIsTRY-"Suppose you
were lied TO "a patient who had swallowed a
heavy dose OF oxalic acid, what would you
administers"
Jones (who is preparing for the pulpit, and
who only takes chem stry because it Is Obli-
gatory)-'I would administer the sacra-
ment."-ErchdnGe.
THRIFT, Iego. thrift. Stranger to little boy
near kiveTsiac rbl-"Can Won direct me q
Cen. Grants tomb boyE' Little bay-"Yes,
SIR Keep straight ahead till We come TO Il
lemorSde stan; den turn to dc left an fOller
de road 10 de ice cream an peauut booth
trose over TO dc hard-bOjled egg ami sausage
shanty an AK de man in charg whore de ite
gallery Is. Den tin' out where de teu-pm
alley is, and jest beyond dat is de tomb -
Jumpers BqzGr.
BARON TENNYsON, in his later wears, has
become muEU ump. Here is what lie says
in his ''Vaetness," about British politics:
AS this Door eart's pnle history runs;
What Is It all but trouble of ants
In the cam of million million of suns?
Lies unnn this side. Lies upon that eide;
Truthless violence mourned by the wise;
Thousands Of voices drowning his own
In ponular torrent OF lies upon lies,
II is evident that Alfred has been reading
the campaign can4ris Of the Herald. Times
and P0St.-Aeto YOrk Star.
INSPECTOR Ito drover)-'.Here are thirty
fOur sheen which Xhiblf evidences of bpiDU
dIsea Ell"
Drover Showing the corner of a $40 biD-
You don't mean that you will condemn
them?"
Inspector Choughtfully) -"Well, it may not
be anything Dut-Out-"
"Drover tshowing another slO)-"It's simply
excitement. These sheep never Travelled on
Inspector "Oh--oh-I see. Yea, it must be
the novelty Of their surroundings. Your sheep
are passc4 ~ being perfectly healthy p Wall
Street JHeaos. ifErf
ltFRANk BR6wER, a favotfte hegr0 minstrel
Of olden time, walked into th4s Dafiobhi6 the
Metropolitan one mOrntRg.t dusty and nn-
kemlt fEOm a long journey, and asked ,for a
glass Of brandy. The barkeeper handed out
NE brandy, and then, sgsp clQus OF
Frank 81 appearance, saidy: ".iust pay for
that before you drink It, will yoHs" Frank,
WHOM al ~ well knOwh 10 New York rs any
man aiIput town. looked Al ., asto Ishesi, amt
siapene nd: W-w-wbsce3, i'Juet pay for
the bartender. Nv -W-Why,n said Frank,
leaning couideutially across the Counter is
1t - I'M IN M diately f-fsfatAl inits ehect?"
'-4psRp Work Citizen. Gag oi AaAnoio
"JrDeE," he said. As he stood up in the
prisoners box OF an Arkansas court. ~ don {
10 for 10 say m innOeent- but there are ex-
t0nuatmg circumstanceeE 20 7husa
ly "a ane them s.rasaH lid g..
o1 Jim and me was pardners lin the ticker
hQslness, jim was a-dr8Wln5 more'n his
I | QNhhlpn n M
amt run away, I'd have TO live and die in
Mexico or CANADA; If aai0J INV thIrg to Jim
.be'd a draw his sheer and leave me flat: il I
aFked for receiver, he'd be- tus,both. When
that the best way was -"
ITO murder your partner?'
ITO do him up gently, Judge, and to offer
his wicd q third interest in case she would
marry me. Don't be 100 hard on a feler dur
in such business depression at this."- WaH
Street NeiOs.