The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-03
VIZ AID PLEAsANrKY.

IN 1esnIon. We shoLtd hope 30. What
would become OF rs II u gets to three cor.
nered or pentagonal waists2
A scientist has found thM q womsn's ear
can perceive higher notes than q mans
his ~ the reason why the woman ALWAYS
wales mp first when the baby cries in the
night.
"Phwat do they want to make Misther
Prince q mlnjstber for?v said one of the
Democratic Politicians the other day. 81
a. mt be ave be liver lid pra} er .nestil' in
bis ioife. Boston Beacon.
Miss Fisher-I really don't think / shall
fake part asain In theatricals | always feel
P1ikips (wbo always says the wrong thing
'Oh. everyb body thinks that-Ex.
The Texan editor and father who penned
the following paragraph must have had q
tough time: IF in proportion to size, man
could boiler IS loud "a a baby, there would
Be No telephones needed in this country"
A Scotch parson said somewhat. sarcastic.
ally of hard drinker, that The put an enc.
my into his mouth to steal away his brains
but that tbs enemy, after o thorough and
protrscted search, returned without any.
thing"
1t Is ssid that japanese women do not
know the use OF pins This ought to cause
young men 70 emigrate. but with the usual
reckltssness OF the sex they will go right on
bearing scratches on their wrists with mar
tyr-iike heroism.
Journalist 10 bis wife-I feel very bad this
morning. / don't see that it's worth while
fully that 1 can not think. Wife-Don't try
TO think any TO day, dear. STAY at home and
work on your bcok.-Arkanssw Traveller.
heerier end cheerier grow the days.
md the storms are fewer and fewer.
Warmer each day grow the suns glad rays,
And the skies bluer and biuer
And the wife with only shawl 10 her back
Has ceased ner huliaoaloo,
And cries no more for n seask In sacoue
And a .uf-ltned circular teo
Caucasian tramp: "My coiored friend.
please lend me- a quarter fought bled and
suffered four years in tbs Union army to
make you a free man." Colored gentleman ::
"You did your duty. sab bat bout lOaning
you dat quarter, don't keer. sab, to revive de
bitter memories of de wsh.'
Arithmetic in former days, said. zone and ons
make two
But now We have advanced so far that that style
And blushing bride and happy groom. whose
lonely lives are done.
and one make one."
One of the professors at the University Of
Texas Is one CT the most absent-minded me
IN the state. Not long since a gentleman,
who was only slightly acquainted with him,
esked him: Professor, are you married."
few moments aud then replied: YES
think 20, il am not mistaken. "-rexss Slit
ines.
Just as lover had dropped on his knees
End began popping the question, . pet poo
die. who thought the proceedings rather
strange, made Q dash for him. With re-
markable nerve for . woman, the girl reached
over, seized the dog by the neck, aud, at the
same time, calmly uttered: $50 on, George.
/. dear, I'm listening to what you are saying"
A few days since wedding breakfast was
given by . substantial farmer blessed with
five daughters, the eldest being the bride,
when neiehoor, young farmer. who was
honored with an invitation, thinking. no
doubt, he ought to say something smart aud
complimentary upon the event, addressing
the bridegroom. said: well, you have got
the PICK of the batchr' The counter snces
o. the four unmarried ones, rs may be imag-
iued, were a study.
Jinks-I tell you there is nothing like
looking after the pennies Why. some men
pay out 800 year in streetcar fares alone.
Just think of II. Minks-Well you ride,
too. don't you? mo, sir, don't; 1 walk.
No matter what the weather, walk to and
from my place OF business every day. So
you can see how much save" 'BuI you
live long distance of. Don't you get
tired?" 'Oh, no; there are plenty of beer
saloons to rest in.'-Philadelphis Call.
a keuuef1du ifVluS ~ Oriuuelt, Ia, Is IN
this city TO day and relates a story c0ncsrn.
ing General Ben. Bu,ler which we have
never seen in print. Ben. was delivering q
speech At Grinnell in the last Presidential
campaign, when some parties assembled q
tree overlooking the speakers stand. When
the General began bis address they lowered
over bis head = string from which a SPOON
cangled. Without showing the slightest en-
bsrrassment, General Butler, as soon as he
saw the dangling spoon. clutched it and
plared il In his pocket, remarking, why,
that's one didn't get"
There Were Two Sad Hearts.
A young man who has or. rather, VINO hzd
- tremendous affection for y certain far
one whom he f)ndly hoped 10 make Mrs =
We Will say JoDes-was visiting her the other
|, evening Conversation hsggen. when pres
entity be asked her il she would not sing for
him. Her scquiescence Was very cheerful,
and she seated herself at the piano aud sang
with much feeling and fervor of expression,
Would be we're here. for my heart il cad. y
Then the vonDg man remembered he had
another visit to pay and thoughtfully de-
parted. never to return.
> he Mystery Solved.