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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
Brought Home in a Wagon.

LOUISVILLE, Ky.-Mr J. Helmus, Vice
President of the City Brewery, was
brought home in wagon, carried up
stairs by two of his men and laid on the
bed. He was suffering with a severe
attack of rheumatism contracted in the
ice vaults of the brewery. He refused
to have doctor, but dispatched ser
want for bottle of st. Jacobs Oil, with
the result that in one week he was en-
tirely cured and able to return to his
dock
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

arter poor OF Abel went away people
that stopped at Phil Linders's tavern
didn't git any more o. them chicken an
mutton dinners that they uscty git.
$50 ye see," said the Old Settler to
the County Clerk, "what narrer 'scape
Bill had, all from trappin' for thiefs.
Course tn hain't no setch danger in your
tryin' trap in your chicken coop, but
thus good many voters ,old an young,
lives round about you. You'll be runnin'
for sumpin' agin, mebbe. Ye can't tell
who yell ketch In that trap, an it mowt
turn the township agin We. Ye kin do
as ez We please, but jist mind wat say.
Don'tup an show that we lost confidence
in yer neighbors. wouldn't if was
you, oil man. wouldn't begoshl"
ED MOTT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

GKINDNG.-The use of grindstones by
the farmers in the United States is no
small item in the trade. Each year they
take about Is, 900 tons of grindstones,
varying in weight from forty to $50
pounds, besides some 30, 900 stones
mounted on frames ready for use. All
the latter are made in Cleveland and
Berea, Ohio,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
Take all in All.

Take all the Kidneys and Liver
Medicinal
Take all the Blood purifiers,
Take all the Dyspepsia and Indigestion
cures,
Take all the A0Ie, Fever, and bilious
specifics.
Take all the Brain and Nerve forcs
revirsS.
Take all the Great health restorers.
In short, take all the best qualities Of all
these and the-best,
Qualities of all the best medicines in the
world. and you will find that-Hop
zBitters have the best curative qualities
and towers of all-concentrdted in them,
And that they will cure when any or all
of these, sine1v or--combined. Fail!lll
"A thorough tistsl will give positive proof
of this
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

mas Deem IaDorlous and costly work, but The
end justiGes the effort. Obstruction in any
important channel means disaster. Obstruc-
tlons in the organs of the human body bring
inevitable disease. They must be cleared
away, or physical wreck will follow Keen
the liver in order, and the pure blood courses
through the body, conveying health, strength
aud life; let it become disordered and the
channels are clogged with impurities, which
result in disease and death. No other medi-
cine equals DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery" for acting upon the liver and purify.
ing the blood.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

A HAPPY PARA couple in East
Greenwich, R. l., each lacking one year
of being fourscore, had happy wedding
the other day, the elimination of an en-
gagement made over half a century ago.
The early vows were broken by lovers
quarrel and each was married and reared
families~in different sections of the
country. They became widower and
widow about the same time.-SwinQJGeld
ReDaLljlicaB
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
Hardened Liver.

Five years ago broke down with kidney
and liver complaint and rheumatism.
Since then have been unable to be about
at all. My liver became hard like wood; my
limbs were pulled up and filed with water.
All the best physicians agreed that nothing
could cure me. Iresolved to try Hop Bitters;
have used seven bottles; the hardness has
all gone from my liver, the swelling from my
limbs and it has t0orked q miracle in my
case; otherwise l would have been now in my
grave.
J. w. MoRET, Buffalo, Oct. /, 1881.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
Poverty and Suffering.

81 was dragged down with debt, poverty
and suffering for years, caused by sick FAM
lily and large bills for doctoring.
was completely discouraged, until one
year ago, by the advice of my pastor, COM
menced using Hop Bitters, and in one month
we were all well, and none of us have seen q
sick day since, and l want to say to all poor
men, you can keep your families well year
with Hop bitters for less than one doctors
visit will cost l know it.n
"A WoRKINGMAN.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

To KEEP THE BLOOD PURE and the
bowels well regulated, be careful of your
diet; do not use rum or tobacco, and
take occasional doses of VINEGAR BIT
TIERS. Perfect health must follow such
a course. The range of diseases that can
be relieved by the use of VINEGAR BIT
TIERS is literally without limit.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

Posi- OFFICES. Among the names of
new Post Offices are found Sarah, Edith,
Violet, Eve, May, and Hypatia. The
effeminite weakness of such nomencla-
ture is so far from gratifying that it is
even pleasant to see it offset by such
names as Onion, Wildcat and Wayback,
which are said to have been conferred
upon three Southern Post Offices.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

"The Proper Study of Mankind Is Man,
says the illustrious Pope. If he had included
woman in the list, he would have been nearer
the truth, if not so poetical. Dr. R. V.
cially woman, and the peculiar arrangements
to which her delicate system is liable Many
women in the land who are acquainted with
DR.. Pierce only through his "Favorite Pre-.
scription," bless him with all their hearts, for
he has brought them the panacea for all those
leucorrhpa, proiapsus and other displace.
ments, liberation, internal fever" bloating,
tendency to internal cancer, and other all,
ments Price reduced to one dollar By
druggists
WHAT is worse than raining cats and dogs
Hailino horse nars
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

PROHIBIT N.-The prohibitory law
of Kansas requires statement by the
purchaser and the druggist for every
portion of rum sold, and this document
must be filed with county Judge The
fee for his honor is five cents in every
instance, and some of the judges enjoy
handsome incomes from this source.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

When you visit leave New York city save baggage
eIpresssge and SO carriage hire and stop the Grand
Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central depot
6OO elegan rooms, fitted up at q cost of million
dollars 81 and upward per day European plan. Ele-
vAtor. Restaurant supplied with the best Horse cars
stages and elevated railroad to all depots Families
live better for less money the Grand Union
Hotel than at other firstc hotol in the city
FOR SPECIAL RATES for advertising in this paper,
apply to the publisher of the paper, II31.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

VoTING BONDs.-Ex-Gov Anthony
once said: "The average Kansas town
will vote bonds to buy can to tie to a
dogs tail" Many Kansas towns that 10
years ago had bright prospects are to-day
as dead as an Egyptian mummy, because
of recklessness in going into debt.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

No MATTER. Michigan has Judge
who says from the bench: "Any girl
fool enough to marry drinking man
should be compelled to live out her days
with him, no matter what the abuse"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

BY STEAM.-Deslring to keep the
sails of his windmill constantly turning,
wind or no wind, in order to add pic
turesqueness to the landscape, a Maine
man moves them by steam power.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

DowN.-A man in Manitoba found
cool and easy sleep in hammock swung
from the limb of a tree thirty feet from
the ground; and one night wind storm
blew him out, breaking all his legs and
arms.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

HE CAME.-One hundred and two
years ago John Jacob Aston arrived in
Baltimore from Germany. He brought
several hundred dollars worth of musi-
cal instruments to sell on commission.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

the cultivator, are che weapons in this
warfare, and they should be in constant
use. Take no weeds to the compost
heap that have seeds, but dispose of
them by burning.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

If one wishes to avoid the restful
pleasures and comforts of home he
must travel
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

H None genuine without bunch Of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" in
thar mama
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
Do You Feel

MI tired out almost Frustrated, without appetite,
nervous. depressed, and Respondent? Hoods Sar-
aparilla will give strength and vigor. restore
md sharpen your appetite, build up your nervous
Iystem and clear your mind.
Do you have pimples and boils breaking out on
Tour body, scrofuous sores punches. other in
locations of impure blood2 Hoods Sarsaparilla will
remove every vestige of impurity and vitalize and
enrich the blood.
Do you have headache. Indigestion. heartburn,
distress after eating, fantness, other symptoms
Of dyspepsia. Hoods Sarsaparilla will tone up the
digestive organs. remove every dissgreeable symp-
tom, and completely cure you.
Do you have pains in the back and the disagree
able evidences Of difficulties with the kidneys or
liver? Hoods Sarsaparilla rouses these organs to
their proper duties and enables them to resist the
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
VniY lemperance Bitters KnO

Grateful Thousands proclaim VIEEGAH
BTTTERs the most wonderful Invigorant that ewes
sustained the sinking system.
Made from California roots and herbs, free
from Alcoholic Stimulants. A Pnrgatlvs
and Tonic.
This Filters cures Female Complaints
Inhammatory and Chronic RheumausnlS
Gout, Bilious, Remittent and 1ntermittent fee
7ers, Blood, Liver and Kidney Diseases
Dyspepsia or Indig estion, Headache,
Pain in the Shoulders Coughs Tightness or ths
Chest Dizziness, Sour Stomach, Furred Tongue
Bilious Attacks, Papitation of the Heart, PneN
monia, and Pain in the regions OF the hidneyss
are cured by the use of the Bitters.
For Skin Diseases, Erupdons, boflas
Erysipelas Scrofula, Discolorations, Humors and
diseases of the Skin of whatever name or nae
ture, are literally dug up and carried out Of the
system in a short time by the use OF the Bltterss
1t EnVfgOrates the stomach, and stfms
ulates the torpid Liver and Bowels, which renf
der it of unequaled efficiency in cleansing the
blood of all impurities, and imparting new LIE
and vigor to the whole system.
No Person can take the Bitters and remain
long unwel.
Pin, Tape and other Worms, are
destroyed and removed from the system.
Cleanse the Initiated Blood wheneve1
it Is foul your feelings will tell you when. Keep
the blood pure, and the health Of the system
will follow.
In conclusion: Give the Bltters a trial, II
will speak for itself. One bottle viii prove bet
ter guarantee Of its merits than lengthy adj
vertisement
II. HI. Mcdonald Drug Co., Proprietors,
San Francisco CAL and sos $50 $50 Washington st.
Cor. Charlton St., New York.
Sold by all Dealers and Druggists
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

A PITTsBURG man has been fined $50
for keeping a COW. The COW belonged
to a neighbor.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

THE purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil
in the world, manufacture d from fresh, healthy
livers, upon the seashore. tbs absolutely pure
and sweet. Patients who have once taken it pre-
fer it to all others. Physicians have decided it
superior to any of the other oils In the market.
Made by Casweli, Haza & Co., New York.
CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made
by Caswell, Hazard Il Co., New York.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

ENGLAND has a cruiser, the Mercury, thai
can steam over 81 miles an hour
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

Lasts Tour times as long as any other. Use
it. and save your horses and wagons.
trial will prove that we are right.
An Only Daughter Cured of Consumption
When death was hourly expected from Con
sumption. all remedies having failed and DR.
H. James was experimenting, he accidentally
made preparation of Indian Hemp, which
cured his only child, and now gives this recipe
on receipt of stamps to pay expenses. Hemp
also cures night sweats nausea at the stom
ach, and will break fresh cold in "a hours
Address Craddock & Co., 1882 Race street,
Philadelphia, Pa. naming this paper.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

We guarantee the speedy, painless and
permanent cure, without knife, caustic or
salve of the largest pile tumors Pamphlet
and references sent for two letter stamps,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, Cos
Main street, Buffalo, n. Y.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

OF the SIT students of California Univer-
sity 319 intend to practice law.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

The Sunday collections in Surgeons
great congregation in London average $345.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
Important.

NATURAL gas wells have been discovered
in California
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
Frazer Axle Grease

PRAIRIE chickens in Iowa are more plenti-
vi this season than for many wears.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20

Keep asparagus clear of weeds, using
the hoe until the tops prevent, then pull
the large weeds that appear. Hoe cab
bages and caulitlowers frequently.
Liquid manure will cause rapid growth.
Cultivate between the rows of carrots
and other root crops, until the leaves
prevent. Celery may still be set and
make fair-sized heads for winter use.
Let that planted earlier be well cult
waited and clear of weeds. Keep sweet
corn clear of weeds, and the soil mellow,
by the use of the cultivator AS soon as
the ears are gathered, remove the stalks
and cure for fodder. Cut off all smutty
ears and stalks and burn them. Gather
cucumbers for pickles daily. Always
cut them leaving the stem attached.
Two or three inches in length is large
enough. Promote the growth of egg
plants by applications of liquid manure.
Place hay or straw around the plants to
keep the fruit from the ground. When
a large share of the onion tops fall over
they are ready to harvest. Pull the
onions and allow them to dry for few
days, then store in an airy place where
they can be spread to prevent heating.
The crop is frequently sold as soon as
harvested. Spinach for use this fall,
may be sown now. Keep sweet potatoes
free from weeds, and move the vines oc-
casionally to keep them from striking
root. The large green "worm," which
makes such havoc with tomatoes, may
be detected by its droppings-search for
and kill it. It is harmless to handle.
Sow turnips in places from which peas
and other early crops have been removed.
Leave no soil unoccupied. Weeds are
not to be neglected. Some, such as
Purslane Tor Pussley), grow all the faster
in hot weather. The rake, the hoe, and
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-06-02
Housed UP.

For the list three months great many
people have been housed up, because they
have not felt abe to Withstand the stormy
wintry weather that has prevailed. But
unfortunately the confinement and close
air of modern houses duricg the winter
season, is very enervaiing, and the system
ne, ds help to enable all the organs TO do
their prep r work. II these organs have
been inactive the consequences are show.
ing themselves in the bilious condition OF
the system, or in constipation of the bowels,
or in disorders of the kidneys, W tn all the
ach.s and p ms that accompany these
complaints II you are in tins condition
from any cause you should make faithful
trial of that well known remedy, Kidney
Wort. 1t acts at the same time on the kid
news, liSer and bowels, aud is therefore es-
pecislly fitted to correct this torpid condl-
ton of the system.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-06-02
Bad Luck.

Last Monday morning David Edwards,
Jack Nugent, Tom Baird and SON and VIM.
Rowlett supplied themselves with fishing
tackle, tents and other perquisites, bundled
into Tom MitchelPs wagon and struck out
for the Lamine river for weeks psca-
torial recreation. Yesterday they returned
with good supply OF inny beauties, but
an over supply of water, mud and general
woe begoneress. They report that fishing
was good Monday and Tuesday but dur
ing Tuesday night the rains caused the
Lamine river to raise feet and carry
away all their fishing tackle. When they
awoke their camp was afost in eighteen
inches of water and it was by the utmost
effort they managed to save themselves
and their camp equipsge from the raising,
raging floods.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-06-02

A special to yesterdays Globe-Democrat
has this TO say of the new Assistant Pos.-
master Hay, which shows a deal of differ
ence in'the G.-D's estimation of Hay and
Hays.
Assistant Postmaster. General Hay
found surprise awaiting him when h.
went over the mail which has been accumu-
lating during his absence on sick leave.
He hadn't any idea before of the number
of his friends in Missouri, and he read
with peculiar feelings how well he was
remembered along the Usage. Some
time before the war Mr.. Hay went West,
and be undertook TO grow up with the coun-
try by "tending a store" for q time at Os
ceola, and later at Warsaw. 1t seems IS ii
everybody who sold eggs or bought calico
at Mr.. Hays modest emporium had con-
ceived an undying friendship for him.
There is only one check on the pleasant
feeling which these ren.embrances OF
many early friends inspire In the mind
of tine assistant postmasier-general. With.
out exception, these letters, after dwelling
upon the good old times on the banks OF
the Usage, wind up with reference to the
particular postofhce In which the writer.
are interested, and Mr.. Hey is earnestly
asked to remember his old friends when i
comes to turning out the radical rascals in
ST. Clair and adjacent counties.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-06-02
The Horsford Almanac and Cook
BOOK
A Slick Woman.

Some time in April there appeared In
Sedalia a woman VINO n.ibly was can
wasting for fa>hi monthly. She called
on the ladies at their homes, giving her
residence In me Instances as lU06 Third
street. and In other cases as 13l Jefferson
street, and solicited the subscript % price,
one do!l,r, to the New York publication.
How many she revived is not known, but
she did receive some, took the ey,what-
ever she could get, and ba- not yet sent any
fashion hly. She called on Mrs. II.
III. Myers, 81 jefferson street, and obtain
Ell her name snd % cents, as that was all
Mrs. Myers soul advanc- on the publica-
ton until she had commenced TO receive
some of the numbers. The canvas ng wOI
man gave poorly written receipt for The
money and gave her name as "Mrs. Kate
M. Thomas, cub No. 10O6 Third street,"
Quite number of letters and one postal
card have been received at 131 Jefferson
street addressed TO her, which number is
Mr.. MYERS residence. The letters were re-
turned to the postofice unopened, but are
supposed to be from her victims, and the
postal card was from one who had SUBJ
scribed and complaining because no maya
zine had been received.
Mrs. Thomas is described as brunette,
not very talkatiye, and about thirty-6ve
wears of age. Look out for her, for in all
probability she is gay deceiver and i'm
pastor.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-06-02
ACQUITTED,

Mr. ]. d. Bradley, the East Sedalia go
Ger, and ex-msrshal, collector, and street.
commissioner of Pacific City, return d YES
terday from Union CITY, where he has en-
a tending court to answer to charge o.!
embezzlement of city funds while in officisl
position at Pacific City. The suit grew out
of the malice of certain parties wht m il
is stated Mr.. Bradley had offended BY rea-
son of his insisting upon the enforcement;
of certain laws and ordinances thst hap
pened to be repugnsnt TO them, and vs.
instituted while he was absent in Kansas
Mr.. Bradley Was arrested lsst whit in
this city and taken to Union, where he
gave bond for his appearance, and wheE
he appeared this week his prosecut Is
found themselves without cause for action,
aud the county attorney, on finding TIA
Mr.. Bradley had not only settled with tn
city, but left il in his debt, very properly
dismissed the suit.
Mr.. Bradley, since his residence in Soda
liza has made many friends by his upright
and honorable course, who will be glad to
learn of his success in overcoming such a
species of petty persecution.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-06-02
Special Meeting of Shareholders

Not &c is hereby given that a spsc1ai
mestins of the shareholders of the Sedalia
Street Railway Company will be held at
the off e Of the compsny, in room No. 80,
at Sicher's ho:el, in the city OF Sedalia,
Missouri, on Monday, June 22nd. 1885, at
nine o'clock a. M, and to continue till
twelve M, to consider and to determine by
their votes whether they will approve 8
proposition to issue and authorize the issu-
ing of bonds of the said company, amount
ing to ten thous nj dollars, in twenty
bonds. for FIVE hundred dollars each, paya-
bic ten years after their date with semi
annual interest coupons at the rate OF seven
per cent, to be secured by first mortgage
or trust deed on the street railways and all
other property, rights and franchiseyof the
said Sedalia Street Railway compan.
By order of the board OF directors, April
10th, 1885.
Jos. ID. SIcHER, president.
LOUIS DEUTscH, Board
F. H. GUESTHrR, Directors.
Attest:
CHAs. s. CONRAD, secretary. 4-Hw9t