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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
SOmeryille journal Peucilinps


1t seems strange that yachtsmen
haven't discovered before now why
the Priscilla came in behind. She was
too modest a maiden to show her heels
to the Puritan.
Schoeppenstedt says that one of the
physiological mysteries that trouble
him most is the process by which
fellows nose can peel off eight conse-
cutive layers while he is away on his
summer vacation, and then be bigger
and reddcr than it ever was before
Drunkenness is now sad to be a oon-
tagious disease. This is NO new dis
eovery, however. 1t has long been
known that man returning hom-
perfectly sober after doing the town
with some boon companions, is pretty
sure to catch it from his wife when lie
gets into the house. r. = y. ~:
No, sir" declared Schoeppenstede
positively, Il don't take any stock in
all this talk about mind reading. 1t
Is all bosh, every bit OF it. I'll defy
any man living to read my mind. It's
an absolute impossibility.' :=a 5.3.*
But, dear. = gently interrupted
Mrs. Schoeppenstedt, ''you ought not
to be quite 50 positive. Science has
been making wonderful strides. you
know, Is the last few years. Why. I
was reading only the other day Of a
wonderful microscope which would
chow over $4,000 lines drawn in d
space an inch wide. - Son1ervitle
journal. IS S iE a.5a5s ID Et !.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
Not q GOOD Weight.

i. \ my friend = said . neighbor to a
man who was giving his boy = severe
tthrashing, "why do you pound that
boy SOP Do you think It is right?''
We'll sir, I do not care whether IT
is rigat or not. I propose to make
him mind, and increase his weight at
the same time n 4
u may make him mind you, SIR, but
from the way you are taking his hide
OF him / lshould think that it would
decrease his sight, wouldn't it?'
No sir. = E5s h III +. lsa
.'.'And Why would it not? '' *% ...5
because. by pounding him suf1fi-
GENTLY, there is 9 possible chance for
him e become = simpl
tio,szk Weeslu. 81
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
Tho Worlds Chalup fon.

Mr.. Edward Hanlan, the great oarsman,
and until his recent contest with Beach in
Australia, the champion of the world, may
certainly be looked upon as an authority in
everything affecting athletic sports. Before
leaving Australia for this country, he wrote
a letter in which he stated that he had used
St. Jacabs Oil with the most beneficial re-
suits. He found it a reliable remedy for
muscular pains in the arms and limbs, and
from his personal experience took great
pleasure in recommending it. No stronger
proof OF the truth ofwhatis claimed for st.
Jacobs Oil could be furnish than this, and
it will undoubtedly carry great weight with
I'll thoughtful and intelligent people.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

sOf sheol below 'l,hen the prOfessor
came up and took s llonsg stick and
began king u at Jeriichos and tho
Dead sea and Dan: ascns and other
places you have probably read about.'''''i
S..1V hen ! rent 70 Sunday school we
didn't 20 around poking sticks into
the Holy land q :s5
We'll. that WINS because vou went
to. Sunday school 10 california, where
they advertise the Garden OF Eden as
"a suburb 81 San Francisco. Besides
you didn't stick to Il long enough 70
learn anything about il, any how
Don you see, this issa panorama, m
illuminated canvas displaying the
whole country in miniature. just as
you Il see it from balloon view, with
the mountains and valleys. the hills
and seas, the rivers and cities, in fact
the whole contour Of the country dis
played in their proper proportions. i
tell you it was pretty fine, but it takes
q fellow who is well-informcd in bib
ical lore to catch on to the interesting
points. The professor with the long
stick PORTED out Jerusalem and the
temple, with its many courts and
gates. and the tower Of Antonio, on
the right, where Paul was rescued
from a mob of influential citizens,
who waited on him for the purpose O.
carving him in small pieces.
'Then / wanted to see Lots wife
and the place where the young dude
who went down from Jericho fel'
among thieves and was robbed of hir
watch and valuables. The professo,
took his long stick and pointed out o
green spot on the map, which he
claimed as Lots wife. I remarked
that | was surprised. I hadn't ex-
pectcd to see the lady looking so fresh,
having been salted so long, but it m ust
have been the paint. Said he: Il have
a chunk of the salt When we 60
down the mountain I'll show it to y ou.
It's modern Lot of course.
dob lot, I suppose" chimed in the
city editor.
"Well. then he displayed Bethel,
where Jacob slept with stone for a
pillows it must have been rocky trav-
cling in those DAYS, and the road
where the caravan used to run from
Damascus to Egypt before the North
ern Pacific was completed, aud the
vineyard of the chap who walled up
his lot and then went of to a far coun-
try; maybe he went 20 Jerusalem to
apply for fourth class postoftice,--
the professor didn't say.
away out on one side of the scene
were lot of white dots which repre-
sented the cities of the plain, every
one containing fifteen thousand PEG.
pie, twenty of which Solomon gave to
some royal duffer for furnishing cedar
wood for the temple.
But the most curious thing about
the whole business was the mountains
and valleys, very liie-like, indeed; the
mountains all cut in gorees, with
streams running down to the valleys
below, which were most luxuraDtly
furnished with heritage, palm and fig
trees. aud other vegetables to order.
The professor gave ine some points
about oranges growing six inches in
diameter, and grapevines as thick as
the electric mast, bearing lunches OF
grapes twenty inches long" -Misne.
upo!is Tribune. -.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

was suffering greatly from nervous debility,
and was all broken down when he was in.
duced to try Browns Iron Bitters which
he now takes pleasure in recommending
This superior medicine strengthens the
whole body, and seems to give new life to
every part.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
81 Reporter visits the Holy Land.

81 lhaye beea up e ses that CREST
pa'norama of the Holy land YOU were.
sspsa King about !, said the reporter, -
lEIhe dropped into 4 cs,shioned chair and
scleyat ted his brogans o. The city etii-
tors desk
~ eil how 90 II Tell as al.
abont i O. long since ~.
stlsers. ~ shout many sc.
stl points 3, I
81 jta g 81, q D 9hs AZ stairs.
!, " s6 1, IL 4 nso Mount 0livet,,s
lcsss snft round 81.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
Would You Believe 1t, 4

Natures great remedy, Kidney Wort, has
cured many obstinate cases ofpiles. This
most distressing malady generally arises
from constipa ton and Il bad condition OF
the bowels. Kidney-W ort acts at the same
time 40 q cathartic and q healing tonic, re.
moves the cause, cures the disease and
promotes a healthy state of the affected
organs. James F. Meyer, carriage Mnn'ir,
OF MyerstoWn, Pa, testifies to the great
healing powers OF Kidney Wort, having
been cured by it of a very bad case Of piles
which for years had refused to yield toany
other remedy 4g % AZ f3. Hssss& #
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
/ He Wanted 8 self Yindcr.

81 80 that come one has Invented .
watch that winds itself up while the
owner y walking. I should like. Ia
have one. Tor forgot q wind my watch
quite frequent = remarked Nj. Smith
to his wife.
s. Does the wearer have q 81 MI iin5
order g wind Il the watch, 8 asked Mrs
sSnlith $500
IS ettainl nv dsear, lied NE.
Smith ssss
tl,ep. you ays ~ ~ - to it.
John 81
{, a. ior
4 e tlls. q a no Garry yous
horn vonIdl forget O. Wind yosnr.
I. 5usts -, sl,o ~ 4 hey tle
q y
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

PURE Con LIVER OH. made IRON selected livers,
on the sea- shore, by CAswELL, HAzAuD T. CO.,
New York. 1t is absolutely pure and sweet.
Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all
others. Physicians have decided it superior to
any OF the other oils in market.
CHAPpED HANDS, FACE PlMpLEs. and rough
Skin cured by using JUMPER TAR SOAP, ma by
CARWELI.. HAZARD l. co. New York
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

:. For Liver Complaints take Aliens Iron
Tonic Bitters. All genuine bear the sigma
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

Important.
Grand Union Hotel opp. Grand Cent Depot, N.
]. city, 6Oo elegant rooms, 81 day L. upward
Travellers arriving at this depot save SO car
riage hire and baggage transfer, European plan
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

3. Fifty Irish-Americans are to be sent to
Ireland to assist P;.rnell in elsctioneerins.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

Licorice is now grown successfully in Cali.
fornia,. 1t pays So, 4Oe net for each acre
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

letter, Amember of the Pioneer Press
stan, tronblrd for eleven years with obstinate
Tettel on his hands, has completely cured IT in
less than month, by the use Of Coles Carbol.
isalve.-lPioneer Press. St. Paul. "''.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
The stealage OF Postmaster Wells son
at Remove. Pa, will foot up $751; 900
The KINDLY River.

of lie is the blood. From It the system
receives al its aterial OF growth and re-
pair IL battles every tissue 81 the body.
How necessary. then, that the Blood should
sbe kept pure and rich. DIR. Pierce i Gold
en- Medical Discovery is the great Hood
food and blood purifier. IL Is q sovernixn
ed blood eonsnmpt lion, bronc tits, weak
s1nngs otnias iifI aeIIza, and kindrsd dir
eases. ~ ST
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

sBURNs AND scALna. II you are 90 I'M,
fortunate as to injure yourself in this way,
We can suggest a irmedy that will soon 10
$,;eses yol Of al pain and quickly heal the
DAVIS PAIN-KILLER. rs VI IL s Il. III I
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

White Beaver y Cough Cream the great lun
curative. See advertisement on this page
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

Z My wife was taken with a severe attack
OF rheumatism and suffered intense pain.
After taking six doses OF Athlophoros the
pain was entirely gone and the swelling
nearly all reduced. l.. B. Watson, Supt.
Am. Dist. Telegraph CO.., Detroit, Mich.
/ a
John W. Morrison, q bold. bad burglar
is captured at Minneapolis.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
she broke IN fhe Mnat, IN

I The yield of lead ore in the Galena mines
last month was 2o0, 900 pounds.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

retail lilnor llcar,ae IL Full ton eounty.
Gu, nor costs 81, 800. I.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

The Michigan supreme court declares the
new Egan election law UNCONSTITUTIONAL. "
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
MIN Z! ESQ Il s L b
aIIaye5 over 3 400 Po,,ui /

The; secretary 0f state Inns prspared the!
following alphs betic liat of ties, bornucI,s.S
villages and towns III the DIT ate that ha u 4
1,opuia bon NOT less than q, 500, ACCORDING
Ia t}fts a. ~ ~
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

nIsPIG uIRNG Hnnors Humiliating Ernptions Itching
- Tort;res Scrofula- Salt RheunL and Infantie HUI
mors cured by tho CUrIcUnA REMEDIES. r III
CUTIcURA REsOr.yENr. the new blood purifier,
cleanses the blood and perspiration of impurities and
poisonous elements and thus removes the cause. =
CUr1CuRA the great Skin Cure instantly ailsys Itch
ing, and Inflammation clear the Skin anu Scalp heals
Ulcers and Sores. and restores tne hair. = = =.
CuTICuRA SOAR. an exquisite Skin Beautifer and
Toilet Requisite prepared from CuTICUnA, is indis
pensabis in treating Skin Deases, Baby Hunors Skin
Blen,ishes. Chapped and Oily Skin. ,&
CurICuRA REMEDIES are absolutely pure. and the
only infalbie Blood Purifiers and Skin Beautifers.
Sold everywhere. Price Cuticiira, so cents Soap
rs cents Resolvent, 81 90. POTTER DRUG AND CHEM
ICAI. Co. BOSTON. 49,. - = s. - .-',
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

Her coughing did. The minister recon
mended Warner w hite Wine o I Tar Syrup
All dr1 oo; g "a s3 a4I{3 5EE6s3 !g$EEi
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
Tho Old and tho New. ],

The Moorhead Manufac curing company
suffers $14, 900 fire. II 8 re
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

~ The Catholic aca tthedraI {; ats sS Hartior
Conn, VIII cost Sc
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

One thing, however, is extremely
probable. w neither the problem be
Of peace or of war, it is probable that
Eastern amelia is lost to Turkey.
Bulgaria has aiken il, and the chances
are, whether the question takes the
course of diplomacy OF Of arms, that
Bulgaria viii keep IL. I In the out:
come Of al rtainties, the one GER
ta nllr 4 that i j = the destiny of
Turkey % DO exrxe u. Gl,ltsiicago Times.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23
hot au Aehe

pain In the Rheumatic line have had since using
ATHL0PH0k0S Two years ago. 1t made thorough
cure In my case" Mrs Ella smith, 81 N. Foster Street.
Springfield o. Athoph0ror Is absolutely safe containing
NO opium morphine other Injurious ingredient and is
sure cure for Rheumatism AsE your druggist for Ahlo
else. but order at from We win SIND it express
paid on receipt Of price. 81 90 per botte.
ATELoPH0RoS CO., liz Wall st., New ork.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

~: &C. ~: s:; g;
-, vance. CsnyassnG outfit FEE! Particulars
~ free. standard Silver ware Co. Boston. Mass.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

nDHIIM Me.phine Habit C.E.a % 70
~ OeUu u ]. S11HAkNs, Lebanon, Ohio.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

. A% 01ZAl Commerce, $50 Hennepin and
~ 25s Nicollet AYES. Minneapolis, Mimi.
new Institution, Commercial Shorthand, Tele-
graph and Academic. Each department In ~
ieparate buildings. Rates below ali others.
Address, AAlre, Wright e. Bower. ~
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-10-23

v, IS. u 81 vs.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-17

public business of the whole country
into confusion.
The pantry politicians must be
patient. Half loaf is better than
no bread. The people of the Uni
ted States will never again allow a
party of spoilsmen to remain in Of
fee for more than one term. Any
change from President Cleveland's
policy-which is true democratic
policy-will handicap the party
heavily in 1888. 1t must not be
said that with the national democra-
cy the public offices are the objects
of party victory, and that the clam
or of candidates for place browns
the voice of the people.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-17
Fad luck.

Chicago Herald.
just my DANCED luckr' growled a
passenger on Il train in Ohio. Il believe
| am the unluckiest man on earth, any
way. Nothing goes right with me. and
| am about discouraged"
.'What's the matter now:
Well. you see, l have been the post
master down at the Corners for nigh on
twelve years. My first boy | named
Ulysses Grant Snyder. the second Ruth
erford Hayes Snyder, the third James
Garfield Snyder, and last week we took
my fourth boy to church and had him
christened Grover Cleveland Snyder. |
paid the editor of our county paper So
to put in a long article about it and get
copy or two marked and sent on to
Washington"
'But where does the bad luck come
in?"
why, the next day after l mailed
those papers l got an official letter from
the department. 1t was my discharge,
and now they've got a measly democrat
in my place"
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-17
Cancer of the Tongue !!
A Case Resembling Gen. Grants.

Some ten years ago | had a scrofulous sore
bile, and under the old-timc treatment was
healed up, and supposed was we'll FOUND
however. it had only been driven INTO the
system by the use of potash and mercury,
and in March, 1Ss:.. il broke ont in my throat.
and concentrated i'll what some 81 the doctors
treatment for this disease, Some six or seven
of the best physicians in the country had m"
at different times under their charge, among
them three specialist in this me btt one
after another would exhaust their skill aud
cancer had eaten through my cheek, destroy
ing the roof of my mouth and upper lip, then
attrck ed my tongue, palate and lower lip, de,
strOying the palate and under lip entirely and
half my tongue, eating out to the top of my
left cheek bone and up to the left eye. From
II hearty, robust woman of l.D pounds, was
reduced TO a mere frame of sknin and bones,
almost unable to turn myself iii bed. could
not eat solid food. but SubsiSted on liquids,
and my tongue WAS SO far gone 1 could not
talk. The anguish of mimi and the horrible
sufferings of body which l experienced never
can toe revealed, Given up 10y physicians to
die, with no hope of recovery upon she part
of friends who sat around my bedside expect
ing every moment to be INV last in fact.
husband would place his hand on me every
now and then TO see whether was dead or
not, and at one time all decided that life was
extinct, and my death WAS reported All over
the country.
Such was my wretchcd and helpless condi-
ton the first of last October QsSi, when my
friends commenced giving me SwIit's Speci-
fic. In less than IA month the eating places
stOppec and healing commenced. and the
fearful aperture in my cheek has been closed
and firmly knitted together. \ process Of a
new under lip u progressing finely, and the
tongue which was almost destroyed j. being
recovered, and it seems that nature is supply
ing new tongue. l can talk so that ms
frie nds can readily understand me. ana can
eat solid food again. L am able to walk abnnt
wherever please without the assistance OF
any one, and have GAINED nifty pounds OF
flesh. All this, under the blcssin" Of Il mcrci-
fuI Heavenly Father, is due to SwiGt's ~pc. iiic.
l am n wonder and a marvel to all my friends,
hundreds of whom have known my intense
suffcrings and have visited me IN nv afiiirt-
ions. While am not entirely well, yes N y
gratitL 10 is none the less dcVOIIt, AMI am
confident that a perfect recovery ~ 10" ia
sight. If any doubt these facts, would refer
them to Hon. John III. TrayIor. state senator
of this district, who is my neighbor, Dr, I. :.
Bradtield, of LaGrange, Ga, or to any other
person living in the southcr part OF froui"
county, Ga.
MRS. MARY l.. CONFER.
LaGrange, Ga. May IA, 1855,
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-17

The New York correspondent Of
the Philadelphia Ledger ~rvs:
"Whplesa'e treuc rrutirss-~ uu.a:-
takably to improve as the season adj
vances, and from present appearan-
ces there is no reason to apprehend
that the sanguine anticipatlons of
merchants as to a good fall business
are not to be realized. As single
fact is worth more than mere op'r
ion or impressions, it may be stated
that the leading dry goods jobblng
house in New York authorizes the
announcement that they have dis
posed of more merchandise within
the past six days than for any cor
responding time previous since they
began to do business. In the iron
trade also there is confident feel
ing as to an enlarged trade during
the rest Of the year Agents of the
prominent Lehigh Valley pig iron
producers state that current business
shows some improvement upon that
of year ago, and also report an in
crease in the demand for late fall
deliveries. The wool trade also are
greatly encouraged by the announce
ment from Boston that prices in that
market have advanced from one to
two cents per pound on nearl y all
grades, while the transactions for
the week have been the largest of
any week this year"
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-17
Eczema |!

For the bcnoiit of suffering hIma s8ry, arsf
IA heartfelt gratitude At the wondrrf 4l results.
deem il only my duty to Civ" This HBsolici-
ted testimony in favor Of swift - rppclliG.
My wife has been afflicted with hereditary
Eczema or Salt Hlcum from her infancy: IL
has increased In intensity with each succeed
ictnrmyself. tIi"l "N"ryrcm"dyI coulaithink
of for year -SnTsapnTiiu combined with
every form Of poflssia', "CuiicHfa," pile Of
every kind. but thcy only rave Temporary ie~
lief During the spring of 1884 hcr lDwcFrN-
tremitiss became 80 intiamei und sor. that
she was Obliged to keep them constantly
coated with "A cONrrcrin3 81 "Fulior's Earth"
mixed wet and allowed Ia dry On. Among
other things she was afflicted with u periods
cal nevous hcadn'he, Occurring regularly
termittent fever for weeks az a time, So thar
her life became a burden 80 her
This spring determined She should take p
s. H., and follow strictly the directions in ic-
gard 10 dose diet, etc. This was about seven
weeks ago. After taking the iirst large bottle
the diease sceined 10 increase; the burning.
itching and inflammation !. came uBboHruhle.
She. however, perscycrcd ia The use Of the
medicine. After taking the second bottle The
Inflammation began ~ slft,side. Aftar the
third bottle the infiamHt on disaIu~arod and
sore spots dried M ANA turned white rnd
scaly, and finally she brushed them OF in M
impa pablo white powder rcsrmbingpuTe salt
She Is now taking the sixth bOfi le three
Tablespoonful four times daily. ENcry ap-
Hearance of the disease has gone. and her
flesh - becoming soft, white nud smooth
again; and what Is more, her periodical
headaches have disappeared and she - now.
at % years Of age, enjoying the only good
No wonder she declares with emphasis that
every bottle of =. y. - vs. worth thousand
times its weight in gold.
Any further Information concerning her
case will be cheerfuliy given by herself ut
her residence, 49, Mullett street, or by mc.
JOHN r. BRADLEY,
~ Gr.swoid ~.
NJ