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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15
Rvar,,a strlish Boom.

.. From he B0ss1R Post tDem.l
The Hon. WnHs1n Maxwell Evarts did not
care 10 start his boom for the Presidency bv
running for Governor in New Y DIRK this fall,
but u ~ evident that he means 10 begin work
ia Washington the coming winter. He has
bought four seal brown horses, and proposes
70 have a turnout that VIII xctte the admlra-
tiOhsof the eapItal and keep his name promi-
men tlY befoIfe the people. GoN h9Ic3
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

II is now stated that Hon. Roswell p.
Flower did not accompany his declina-
ton to run for Lieutenant Governor with
q 81, 900 check payable 10 the Secretary of
the New York Democratic committee. 1t
seems that Mr.. Flower is not as ambitious
as he was thought TO be.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

The first human body Will be incline
rated In the Long Island Crematory next
week. The furnaces have the capacity Of
eight bodies per day and the charge IL to
be'$to for each body. An elaborate set OF
rules is being framed, and the patronage
OF the public is earnestly solicited. Light
dividends are expected by the stockhold-
ers for few years, II indeed those gen.
tlemen are not assessed occasionally to
pay the running expenses Of the enter
nrfEa
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

II the Ohio temperance people expect
to accomplish anything In the way Of leg
islsting liquor out of their State, they had
better let the Prohibition party rest
awhile and experiment with local option.
IL is possible, however, that they want Of
fees more than Prohibition.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15
. Fruit. Of Erroneous Doctrine.


IL looss as II the teachings Of. the Hon. sam
ucl ) 4eksOn Randall were bearing s0me fruit
at home. The discovery OF an Illicit dlshllery
near N1lkesbaffe and the capture Of large
quantity Of whisky sug est that the Pennsyl-
vanisns sharec Randall's prejudice against
internal reRenueta xatfoB. iH -.,'.-
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

Believers in the Darwinian theory will
be interested in an incident that occurred
recently in Vienna, as Illustrating a sin
gularly human trait in an orang-outang.
II seems to give evidence OF very close
connection between that animal and the
lower tribes Of the animal called man."
The orang-outang is 30 tame that he Is
allowed to walk about freely among
the visitors at the Zoo. The other
day lady suddenly missed her
pocketbook, and accused the
only other person present ofhaving stolen
it. The man protested Indignantly, but
as he was being searched The missing ar
ticle was suddenly thrown at uhe ceiling
by the monkey. While the lady apollo
gized she found that her handkerchief,
which she had used but moment before,
was gone too. The monkey had stolen II
while the man was being searched.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

1t appears that John Sherman will still
Re in the Senate and fishing for the Re-
publican nomination OF IS. He will soon
begin to angle for the Southern Republi-
can vote. He knows pretty well what
kind Of bait TO use.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

The New York Republican campaign
committee, it is said, has been complain
ing of the slowness with which money
flows into the treasury, and the blame is
probably thrown entirely on the Demo-
cratic administration, which has abol-
ished the squeezing committees that
formerly furnished the motive power for
the Republican machines.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

The New York Republicans are making
a strong bid for the Prohibition vote.
They admit that Gen. Carr is a teetotaler,
but win not admit that Mr.. Davenport is
in such feeble health that he is not likely
to live long, even if he should be elected
Governor.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

Natr al gas is oming into general use
IA PitIsburg, b. the people Of that city,
waking or slice 81, are said 10 be never
wholly free 4 be fear OF an explosion.
-ome Of tn nix they would rather
live next doc. "a powder factory. Every
once ~ p whie an explosion occurs in
wblt ~es are lost.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15
CURRENT COMMENT.
Fairness for Brother Beeeher.

FROM the PAtl1deiDhtd Press tReD.l
We can hardly accept Henry Ward Beech
er's statement that heisa Grover Cleveland
Republican, We. should class him as an Ira
Davenport Bemocrat. ms is fairer to MIR.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

The Cincinnati Tinses-Stdr Indignantly
denies that Ohio goes for the party that
has the largest and best managed Doodle.
1t does not deny, however, that the Doodle
has been potent factor in Ohio politics.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

There is an impression in Ontario that
the Salvation Army is distributing more
smallpox than salvation as it marches
through that province.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

1t is stated that very few Of the Ohio
Republican clerks in Washington went
home to vote. Probably nearly ali Of them
have become Mugwumps since March 4.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

Whatever may be said Of John r. Nc
Lean. he is not the mascotte Of the Ohio
Democracy. Perhaps he is a kind Of
Democratic Burchard.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

There is one consolation about the OHIO
election. 1t makes a dead issue of John
A. Logan.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

All the Democratic papers very natur-
ally rise up with one accord and remark
that the Dutch have taken Holland. II
really seems, though, as II the German
brewers had captured the Buckeye state.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15

Ohio brags on her elaborate and costly
public school system, and yet a rural
editor in that State informs his patrons
that as soon as Congress meets the whole
tariff system will DO wiped out Of exis-
fanaa
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15
He Ernlained His MEANING.
From the Boston 7rd5eLer.


How did you happen TO lose your arms?'
said a teamster to one of the custom house
messengers the other day.
the reply.
Dropping into the storek eeper's office in the
custom house cellar the teamster casually re-
marked: DID you ever hear how - lost
both his arms?'
NO. said the assistant storekeeper. "How
was it?"
preliminary discharge Of cannon" re-
spo ded the teamster.
preliminary discharge?'' inquired the as
sistant storekeeper, what DO you mean by
that?"
~ dont't mean preliminary" was the re-
joinder. 81 mean pulmonary. of course"
o, Latest Rose.
Q: latest Rose, whose sisters all have sped.
what dost thou here, when summers hopes
are dead:
When autumn winds around thee sadly sigh,
And the cold sunshine waits to see thee die
What dost thou hero with lingering bushes
red?
The autumn leaves a couch for thee couch
have spread,
And that last robin in the bough o'erhead
Thy dirge shall sing when thou at rest shall
lie,
o, latest Rose
Too long thou lingerest, since thy kind are
And their soft petals on the wind are shed;
There is no home for thee meath the gray
sky.
Go nome, last Rose; it is thy time to die;
And well the leaves have cushioned thy death
bed,
O, latest Rose.
Louisa Chandler MoultoEs,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-15
pianne.
The GablGr Pianos.

Il GABLER & BRO. have just added a
l'I. new style Upright Piano, No. Z, to their
already extensive catalogue. The New YORK
AuSicaI Courier speaks OF this Piano in iislass
issue as follows:
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
COPS sETsrLER's GUIDE.


HRsRY N. Corr, the Land Lawyer OF q
Washington. D ii q 1. sends the ninth nth
edition Of CORPS SETTLERS GUIDE. an
indispensable book to al who are
interested in public land. A chapter,
illustrated with numerous cuts, showing
how 10 tell Township, section and
Quar,er-Seetion Corners, explains the
system of Government Survey. It gives
,he latest ruling and instructions under
lie Homestead, Pre.emp,ion,. Tim her
culture, Desert Land and other laws. The
price of Tie hook is only 25 cents, =.
r. II will tell you who is entitled TO enter
land: how continuous your residence
must he; what Improvements you must
mike; what atf1davits You must swear to :;
all about contests. and on n what
grounds they can be commenced; also
State lands, Stone and Timber
Lands, Mineral Lands, Desert Entries,
Saline, Railroad, Coal, Townsite,s and
other lands; Scrip, warrant, and other
entries Its purchase will save money
and trouble, as erroneous statements
circulated by conversation among settlers
may, if acted on, cost you a contest,
perhaps your land and improvements. "
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
THE mONARoHs or THE SEA.

LAID AZ Wv nAScAAS VIZ 4 AAAS ASA/0s
Not many people attach much current
interest to the Tonga islands, or think
Of them save Is having given q name to
the perfume of snuff. Yet King George,
msaarch Of the $50 islets and their 49,
600 inhabitants, is second to none in
royal dignity. He has Parliament,
containing Treasury bonoh and an OPP
position, and In 1879, when the Franco
German wax broke out, he issued sol
enn proclamation Of - strict neutrality"
His son. David Unga, i equally amhd-
tious, and aspires to nothing less than
d marriage with some royal Princess en-
rolled in the "Almanach de Gotha. I"
But royal sire and royal son together do
not snfpass in splendor one Of their own
subordinates, the Governor Of Vararis
Who SWAPS delegated authority over
some Z, 600 persona He lives in gor-
ssgeous palace, has hi table furnished
With gold and silver plate, Is attended by
;hveried retainers, and wears resplend-
emit court costume that cost 81 900. And
the greatness Of this scion OF Polynesian
progress is fully rounded out by betting
. little. playing poker little. and going
TO church only once Sunday, . be-
cause English gentlemans think much
preach no good. .>s.. <y." T.: r. T.. r.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04

O0EA ". "a
When cholera and It's attendant quar-
5sntine forced us u abandon the trip 70
Bs.ydad, " lost 4 chance 81 seeing ths
pearl fisheries Of the Persian Gulf.
Here again in Ceylon We were fated e !
miss the same coveted sight The looa-
ton q the pearl banks i the Bay Of
O'ndatehy less than $50 miles north q
Colombo. Despite the magnitude Of
this interest, which is state monopoly,
no town 81 any extent marks the favored
vicinity, and the surrounding Landscape
Is parrhea flat and inhospitable. Yet
vixen tits announced, after IN official in
spestion, that fishing viii be permitted
during certain months, usually in the
spring, the hfeless place becomes all an
imation. A great fleet Of boats gather
from the neighboring coasts, and null
titnde. Of natives come from the in.
terror. t1 Hi #5@ /. /" r:.*.+ &#&
At 4 given signal. that all may fare
equally well, the exciting work begins.
Kindred Of Divers, ready with theiz
sinking stones, ropes and baskets, in
SANITY plunge into the sea. In o mo-
mont they reappeas, breathless from the
long immersion, with their baskets full
" tie peculiar molusks which bear the
precions gems. Then another set de-
scend into tho depths, each craft hav'
/ ing several, and 90 on till the boats are
laden. The divers are sometimes at
tackled by sharks and obliged to use
their knives In defense.
When the oysters are landed q divis-
Ion IL made. Tho boatmen receive
either third or fourth as their share
{I am in doubt which), while the Gov
eminent generously takes the remainder.
Those belonging to the colony are at
once disposed Of at auction, in lots of a
thousand. Ihe result of these sales is,
of course, an assured revenue. But such
is not the position of the buyer. His
purchase is distinctly = speculation.
There is no certainty that it will yield in
pearls enough to exceed the amount OF
his outlay. He could bid for unclaimed
express packages with equal hope O.
profit. A hundred oysters may not con-
tain solitary pearl, and yet two or three
might be found in one she'll.
The mollusks are allowed to putrify in
the burning sun, and are then carefully
washed, to extract the dainty jewels
from the foul dross. During this odor-
Gus process the owner must be ever Wig
liant, or his workmen will relieve him Of
the choicest treasures In truth, pearl
fishing, like mining for diamonds and
gold, is for all concerned q precarious
occupation. ---Singapore letter in Phil
. adek1ohia Bu1Ie.tn.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
The Pure and the Impure.

The merry little mountain brook, as II =,
lightly dances over the rocks and sparkle
les in the sunshine on it, way down to
the river, is pure and clean. It is active
therefore it is healthy. 1t is vigorous,
therefore it rasists impurity. But the
sluggish pool, where the current is ndf
strong enough 10 keap the water il. nc.
ton, Is stagnant and foul. Dirt asa4
rubbish are thrown into it, and stay
there. Impurities and vile odors make
it breeder Of disease and an objac: to b.
avoided. When the blood is strong aad
rich and red, and vigorously courses ,ts
accustomed rounds through arteries ane
veins, tho system is hearty and.healthy
When the blood Is thin and poor and
weak, impurities and deflements CREEP
into it, and it has no strength to cast
them out. Then the system runs down.
The only known reliable cure for impurs
blood and weak and debilitated system
is hops and Malt Bitters-Nature's rerp
edy. The great Blood Purifier and Kid.
ney and Liver Remedy, compounded
from the we'll known curatives, Hops
Malt, Buchu, Mandrake, Dandel,on,
Sarsaparilla, Casoara sagrada, eta Hops
and Malt Bitters Is the greatest health
and life Restorer agent on earth. It il
especially recommended for all diseases of
women, such as mental depression, weak
ness, breaking down, lassitude of tho
system, headache, etc. A trial will surely
convince any one of its merits Call for
Hops and Malt Bitters. For sale by
JOHN w. CLOSE. =,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
Cheapest First-class Musicin the
United States. d..

Look at This list IF some Of the most
popular music published. Printed on
the hest heavy music paper, good clear
print full sheet music size, and the same
as generally retailed all over the United
States at 80 to IS cents per copy. Our
price IS FIVE CENTS per copy, Or by
mail one cent added for postage: We
give the retail price, but remember our
price is but FIVE cents. W. Will send
catalogue Of 1000 best selling pieces
published, free. Don't pay high exhor-
bitant prices when you can get the same
music for abou: one.eighth the price; see
the following:
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
Norman S j / on
CO RS A s,

During The present season 4 will have
3tbe. above named ndsome Norman
s.alIio Staples livery table in it'd.
falls on Friday and SATURDAY of sach \
ss'sWeek, and d r rank a arraDd' bls / III
Belle Prairie On dnesdsy md Nun q
day ofIeach week B s q
u. q. AliRl1s lsl,.yssss
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
LAND OFFICE NOTICE.

, ,.,. July 20, 1885. H,#*
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice. of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim.
and that said proof will be made before Leon
Houde, clerk Of the district court, at Morri-
son eounty, Minnesota, onseptember rs, 1885,
viz: James Gerard of Morrison county, Min
nesota,.:fe the 81 Of SEA, and 81 ofSW4 Of
Section 4, Township Al, Range 30. =
. He names the, following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, snd cultiva-
ton Of, said lana, viz: Peter ". Blake, post
Office address Little Falls, Morrison county,
Minnesota, Peter Washbush, Joseph Tchida,
Joseph Toufer, postohice address Of I'll Pierce,
Morrison county, Minnesota. :.
3@5f 8 D. II. FREEMAN,
.z E ss.g$2: -tS Register.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
L LAND OFFICE NOTICE.

July ~, 1885. d.
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice OF his intention
to make anal proof, in support Of his claim
and that said proof will be made before Leon
county, Minnesota, on Septsln her a., 1885,
VII Frank Bailey, Of MORRISON county, Min
nssota, for the N ofs the NV and W Of the
NE4 Of ssction3 6, osnship $50, Range 81.
He nnmes tho following Witnesses TO prove
ihis continuoas Tesidcnce upon, and cultiva-
ton 81, said Isn't, / viz s samuel Thomas, n.
ID !. Snow, II gorge Pierre, II D. IN. Manbeck,
pqstodics address 81 III Hui, Morrisoa county,
!, D u: \. :fRsE ]. !.
eRistey.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04

Aud ZOO other songs and instrumental pieces
equally as good as the above only six cents per
copy. post FREQ. Send for copy Of our Musical
Jos rnal, Sl25 per year, sample copy ~ cents.
In sending orders always send cash
post. office order, or postal note, as we get
so many stamps we cannot use them, also
IN all cases mention the paper you saw
our advertisement in, so we may do
justice to those papers that furnish us
business. Address
J. H. THOMAS. Publisher,
Albany. N. Y.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04
THE ROYAL ROUTE.
CHICAGO, ST. PAUL,
MINNEAPOLIS T. OMAHA.
AND "
Chicago l. Northwestern Railways.

=
I'll. s'o,se.. and Best Route n.', to
oo,esku' WI" and pa,acs Smoking Room
s-.oker. an al, trains from Minneapoli,
80 &. Bon, throosh Eau Claire and
eao ~. 80. "ho;ae ~ ro,te Vi. Nj,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-09-04

. A DOG at Sumter, Ga, meets guests at
the gate Of his masters residence, es.
oorts them to the house, and Thea goea
70 The yard and catches chickens for the
days dinner, holding them till the mis-.
tress comes and kills them. # would
apol this story to doubt l.
Il. a NATIONAL NUIsANOE \.
q napkin ring Ring what - 1 r.
change. Il :. :g< ss.s.s.
The above Is the style 81 . joke that,
IS making onr beloved land the corral
EEayast herd 81 IDIOTS who ought 20 bs
pohoned and thrown into the meaning
sea 4 ] "A II.
che class Of facetious Individuals who
do not know enough q die Of renaorss
= gradually increasing. The country g
cursed IL present with the vast epidemic
ct this kind Of mirth that make per.
dihon yavn. s8 sa3Sf9
Most any hind q = criminal can be
Drained with i piano ~ and thrown into
tl,e yieliing bosom q . crsn berry marsh,
hnt how 10 yon going - brain Z naaa
~aiiths head like 8 peanut and Who don't
know 1 wedgevood joke from 9 !. ! moss y =
/ covered saro ophagu
How ars vow going q brain . ! lah-de 3.
duh man Who never knew what ! brain
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1885-11-12
l0PhOR0S
A Good Bakers Dozen"

A capital opportunity is now Of
fered to all who would like to obtain,
at small cost, firstrate Weekly
Journal, full Of GOOD THINGS.
Everybody and his wife knows
ORANGE JUDD, who for more than
q quarter Of . century has supplied
to the people vast amount Of
practical, useful, reliable informa-
ton. Mr.. Judd IS now Editor and
Manager OF the Prairie Farmer ut
Chicago, and grand. good paper
he is making It. It Il Issued Every
Week. Is beautifully printed on first
class paper, and finely illustrated
with many Original Engravings. It
constantly has something useful and
Interesting for every member Of
every family, and its Household
Department Is unsurpassed, whether
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one subscribing nou for 1856. receiv-
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advice and subscribe at once, and
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The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1885-11-12
Some More Treason.

During the war Lambdin p. Mil
lioan OF Indiana at the instigation Of
Oliver p. Morton and others was ar
rested and tried by military CON-
mission for treason and sentenced 10
death which sentence the President
commuted to imprisonant for life. Mil
ligan appealed to the United States
court which set the proceedings aside
and set Milligan ~ liberty. In 1868
Milligan commenced suit in the Unit
ed States court agains o. p. Morton
Gen. Hovey, Ben Spooner and other
will known republicans for damages
for false Imprisonment, obtaining a
verdict for damages and costs which
have just been paid by the Treasury
officials. His alleged offence was Or.
Ranizing knights OF the golded cir.
Gle. Olarkson "olter" just howl
now.
The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1885-11-12

A Rotten Criticism Of q Rotten
Currehcy.

The Rev. Henry Water and Bread
Beecher, in his eulogy upon Gen.
Grant last week, said:
"When the dangerous heresy Of IA
greenback currency had gained pol
itical power. and Congress was dis
posed to open the food gates Of a
rotten currency, his veto-an act OF
courage-turned back the deiuge
and saved the land from a whole
generation OF mischief. Had he done
but this one thug he would have de-
served well ct history"
The Brooklyn divine has never
forgiven Gil ernbackers for fastening
upon him the lnfamy of declaring "a
bread and water die: for workingmen
His i'll feel ing leads him into com
hitting the folly OF sacrificing his
better judgment for The sake ol
venting his spleen.
A "rotten currency!
In 1861 u million armed men men
AGED the existence OF the govern
mens. Their forces were SO heal TIT
national capital that the sound u
their cannon fairly reverberateu
through the nails Of Congress. Our
own unframed forces We're Almost
helpless for the want OF clothing,
equipments and organization. Tie
national treasury Was las empty ~
the traditional contribution box.
Not only was the life Of the natioi'
mt stake, but three millions of blacH
slaves wer. reaching out their tremb-
ling and manacled hands implorii 6
emancipation.
In that dire emergency the bank
ers susp nded specie payments
Coin money was unequal ~ the he
cessities of the occasion. In othei
words, gold aud silver played tAe
coward aud skuiked out vi harms
way aud out OF sight.
Scarcely II dollar Of It was to be
found in the pockets of the people
8. IL. -.44. channels OF cOinmtrc..
In that dark hour Of peril this rot
IN currency" stepped to the front
and for four long, weary years UP
held the hands OF the nation; led
clothed, equipped and paid tbs
aoldiers: drove back the enemy
al mnatied every rebellious fort SAY
ed the old flag; preserved the Union
maintained the government, ant
freed the black slaves!
Not only did il thus Lecome tht
savior OF the Republic, but aite
the war was over II kept busy tn
wheels OF commerce. aud enabled
the nation 10 make greater materia
nrocress than Was ever before Wit
oessed In the history Of III
y 1orld in the same length Of time.
And not till the dastardly hands 9
the gold aud silver Shylocks were
raised against it did the era q IA
fional ii osp-rity cease. Not till II
existence was threatened did III
whole generation Of mischief,
which the people hare endured o.
gin. !.
And these are the results OF Y ~
4 .rGtten currency" which Al
Beecher in his intehse desire %
tickle the heart Of the gold ShylocK'
so yehemenily mathematics.
Instead Of rotten currency" II
ia call Mr.. Beecher's denuhciation
rotten critcism,-C Chicago Sentinel.