Seattle daily post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, W.T. [Wash.]) 1881-1888, 1885-04-11

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wAsxrESTox. March 81. 1855.

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wAsz1EoTox. March 81. 1885.
II 4 u truR. a. rsported II distant
papers. that ocs Of Cur theatrical nsn
ayers called UPON Presidsuf Cleveland
aud pise~d boz AZ bis disposal, snc
tia; Mr. Cleselssd ooErteo1siy replied
that be shoold be aisd 70 use = box al
tie said managers thssteF upon occs-
sion. bat that be preferred 20 obtain IT
in the asaal say And at the usual price,
il u very gratifying indeed, and sHers
Al opportunity to admire the good taste
and good sense Of The new Csisf Magis-
trsts.
Ia the sane spirit snd 10 Jess sdnir-
able Is the aston Of those heads CT De
pannentz who have dseIiosd the plsas-
urts Of carriage riding at tie public |
expense and sold she livery oasht Which |
custom allowed then. This Department.
Carriage business was one Of the most
I'd Ous and least justIf4ble nf the whole |
perquisite family. Why tie Govsfnment |
should be made 70 provide coach and
coaehmsn free of expense 10 its heads |
Of bureaus Is one Of the things Il al no !
one cau ind ouG. Ihe innate sense Of !
justice naturally made the situation seem |
absurd II not oppressive 30 the humble, |
hard working clerk, while walking home !
Though the mud after his DAYS usfk, |
and passed BY the commissioners ear
rage" driyea By an Office messenger !
lie whole fqurpaRe forms, as be know, |
a very EelShIy item Oh the contingent |
fand of tue b1reA1 70 which he be. /
longs, and it occurs 20 mis- {the cieI k'sl |
mind thai there 10 no Sufficient reason /
WY this contingent fund should supply !
the commissioner 2, who dra - salary of /
four OF i've tnous md dollars. AID leave /
him 90 = stlars Uf one thozsaud 10 90 l
aioot. Nor does the clerks reasoning i
seem faliacious to an outsider. The |
whole thing ls wrong. The Government |
should pay is officials enough 10 enable |
them to live In q manner suitable 70 |
tnrir station, and 1t should Supply their /
wants IN no way except by their salaries, |
The perQoIsites most 20.
How On eartn dId the late First /
Con ptrulltr Of the Treasury, LaWrenre,
get the name Of SIR "Il.iam the Ran p
said TO leading Ohio politician, VOC /
nsd iast alluded ~ MIN by the some
What unusual soaor q let mentioned.
sit down nsIe and lei me tell you
the stor,; as good one. Have Y, q
any nrsf Give me- gnI, please. You
knoS, said be- getting his cigar fairly
ilt, tk IsWrosce was once a Con-
sressman from Ono. lite district was
full Ut hafd-headsd old fam rs, Who /
we're engaged in wool growing and i'm.
proving the Native breed of sheep.
l. nasrl nj In
soF. VI way, but De knew no more OF |
Practical farming than a Bloc Pom. /
" sIer does Uf Greek art. The Housr
was In Com nltsee Of the Whole al a
light srs-iun Considering one vt the zp /
preparation oils, int which somebody 4
nau IL iseted several clauses putting va
rIous uutlzole agricultural articles o.
The free list. Did yUu ever know "A luton
Say ior, thee EBsuoer from CINCINNATI? /
de was vatchsng the proc-e Inas, fuIi
of good nature and CHAMP sRue, wnsn
Satan ptum pted him 60 psrputrate an
awfui OUR Ne on ms simple minded |
colleague, LIsrence. Clipping over on
the Republican side Of the tiouse ne sud:
l. swrence, You live IN big farming
district, don't yonp
Yes" said L lwrtnoe; "whyf'
Your puop.s grow gU,.d II lny /
shesr,' said the wicked Saylor. Nov,
as they are on this free list business, why
don't You N I'VE that hydraulic rAu,s be |
added 10 ar Is would tickle the old
farmers swiftly and make you mighty
solld With them hereafter. IL you duu'I, |
sou hard or Bsn. LsFover Will" and SO /
be left him.
II Lawrence had had any time to /
think, he would Newer have dune II; fer
Ut course ne must have known what a
hydrAalIc ram Was There had been a
good deal Of cold tee absorbed that /
uignt, and maybe that blurred the Hon.
williams perceptions sOmsRhaI. Any. 1
bow he offered al amendment. Il was /
about as follows: that hydrauIie rams
imported for tie purpose of Improving
breeds Of sheep BE- admitted free of dU- |
ty.'
Eb, what the devil is thatYn said the |
chairman 90 the reading clerk.
Head u again, came from all over |
the House; aud, In tons that could /
haVe been be nd i've blocks away, the |
Clerk repeated The sentence. We'll, IT'S
a wonder the roof didn't ooms of, for /
snau shout had never before been
BEARD within the walls Of the lower
donse.
NhNANN NoE CttlItrA ~ 6tdN l0ule 1
she next time, and this is the way ne
comes TO be pleasantly denomlna,ed Sir
William the X sm.n
ihere has been q sudden departure of
the great thronR Of CffiSe seekers, and
the reason Is that she few msn who
setm TO have any influence With the new
administration with regard TO patronage
have IN lde it one OF toe conditions un.
der wntcn they would render assistance
thai the applicants leave their posts IN
The hotel Hobbies and corridors of the
Departments and 20 huns and stay
there.
nI. Cleveland retains his grip upon
tie Senate AID has requested that rs 70
n va N sslon until tue middle of this
week. oy snlca thu Is expected another
eaton, probably ~ startling as the last,
OF Nominations for foreign missiona.