St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-12-13
MEN OF MINNEAPOLIS.
instantaneous Photographs Of Moral and
Physical Peculiarities.
Distorted Negatives Which Cannot
Conceal the Personal Identity.
Prepared Plates Developed by Good
HUNDRED Light of Fun.

Prepared Plates Developed by Good
HUNDRED Light of Fun.
''No, gentlemen" explained Aid. W. W.
Sly, Il have not entered the athletic arena,
but when | know mans gentleman and
a wrestler at the same time, l freeze to
him. You hear me-"
Late pictures of Col. W. S. King show
him with badge of the Northern Ameri-
can company, in the attitudes of Ajax de-
flying the lghtning-of other telegraph
companies.
The scene represents foot-race course.
At the finish is shown a prize labeled:
''Workingmen's Votes" Aid. W alsh, Glib
son and Lawrence are all ready for start,
but the entries are not yet closed.
Col. James Fairman has -, but the
public has had enough, probably, of this
distinguished artist
w. NJ. Regain was defeated for the Office
of secretary of the exposition, but, like a
gentleman and Minneapoitan, he took it
like man. 1t is so seldom that any Min
neapolitan is defeated that the sensation is
novel one.
If Charles ALT. Williams wants to wrestle,
let him tackle the truth. Here's two to one
it would down him every time, even if it
had to throw him by each of his names.
Sheriff Bracket would make an elegant
city editor. He yields blue pencil very
dexterously over matter that is written in
the jail.
1t was reported that in figuring up the
numbering business OF the season, FL. l..
Gordon satisfied himself he had made good
all no Lost hnttiDr on Rloino CT foil
T. B. Janney has been mentioned as
good man for the Democratic nomination
for mayor. The trouble is he is too good
for the dirty swim of city politics.
1t took three great gulps for Ed Stevens
to swallow the disappointment he felt when
that Obdurate body, the grand jury, failed
to regard him as bad.
John De Laittre slides into the Grand
opera house, runs over the audience with
the practiced eye of manager and jots
down the money it represents.
On an average c. Nj. Foote makes pres
ents of two boxes of cigars a week.
A leading iron manufacturer of the East
was at the West last week, looking up the
feasibility Of starting a barmill here. He
asked for a well known capitalist and a wag
introduced him to John n. Gounan.
And A. G. Chaplin has been heard to
cheerfully remark: 'Ths lets me out"
Jay Russell, the handsome motor con-
ductor wants to run to the falls. It is be-
cause he is self-sacrificing and does not like
to see the boys do all the cold runs.
Joe Hoffiin, the druggist, says his shirt
front headlight is no longer useful since the
electric lamps were put out on Nicollet
avenue.
An otherwise estimable architect has, in
pure bitterness of soul, penned the follow
ing:
Local architects, contending
For the library building new,
Now with T-Square, and with pencil,
Find themselves in quite a stew.
They have studied specifications
Such building must require,
And their plans will draw 1.-The hundred
But are doomed to feed the fire.
When the plans are all submitted,
And their day of doom is fixed,
They will have their hundred dollars"
But the plans will all be MIXED.
r. f. Jones, while warming up the other
day upon his return from fly OH Park ave-
nue., attempted to sing the popular song,
while Nellie is Raking the Hay" but
severe cold made it sound like ''While Nellie
is Stalking the Bay" AS Mel Eddy hap
pened to be on the avenue that day there
was quite as much truth as melody in Mr..
Jones' little ditty.
Johnnie Knapp will this week appear on
the avenue with cutter, the body of which
is about the size of coal scuttle. A lid
goes with it to keep him from falling out.
The Autographs for the Tin Soldier"
portray knight clothed in armor composed
of tin kitchenware. Some one has decor
ated one of the litho's with printed placard
IL, Tol,,o b H.
plumbers ball."
County Attorney Frank Davis success in
prosecuting certain class of cases at this
chase the Jewel, Virtue" which has been
presentation will take place later.
Since Judge Koon has decided that per-
sons who knowingly rent houses for i'm
moral purposes can be held as the keepers
of the brothels, it won't be considered
either profitable or edifying for police off
Gals to act as agents for tile renting of the
property.
1T snowsr cried the school boy, but
Eddie O'Bren of the West does not come
to the front with his tobogganing club. 1t
is rumored that St. Paul has bought him up.
A personal in contemporary that
Crank A. Mcdonald is in the sever
should have read is at LIE Sueur.
The verdict in the Burton VS.. Manitoba
suit leaves the public in doubtas to whether
A. B. Jackson or Chris O'Brien is vindi-
Gated.
A constant reader" asks whether Aid.
Walsh is an orphan. We think not, as he
certainly has brother-in-law.
G. NJ. Loring said he did not feel easy as
POSTMASTER at the Sons of Maine banquet.
He thinks the young folks should have had
a chance to dance. Mr.. LOrings memory
evidently extends back to the times before
the war.
A. l.. Billings has gone to hunt the fes-
tive and FESTIVE deer. 1t is understood that
he leaves because he is afraid to meet pee
Wee" Of the Hotel Gazette.
Lewis Harrison will probably spend the
winter South. as rigorous winters are too Sc
we're for his delicate physique.
William 81. Grimshaw, who has been
prominently mentioned in connection with
the Republican nomination for congress, is
announced as one of the speakers at the
labor meeting tomorrow night. 1t goes
without saying that William will leave poll
tics out of the question this time.
To see Will Burwell's handsome form
gracefully bracing up the dashboard of a to-
boggan is worth longer trip than one to
Lowry's hill.
Fred Smith has several interesting remin-
iscences to tell, but they always date back
to 1.-The time when 1 was chairman of the
council committee on Bethany home"
BAZILLE & PARTRIDGE,
H0HEF PAINTERS