The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-12-17
Getting Rich.


1t looks like our folks never will
get rich. Somehow or other they
can't make the first thousand dol
lars. If they make it, they can't
save 1T. An Irishman was asked
how he managed To get so rich.
and he said he never bought any-
thing but that he was Obliged to
have; but our people reverse the
rule, and buy most everything
they are not obliged TO have. That
is The way we do at our house, and
most everybody else's that | know
Of We have got rich folks ways
with a poor mans purse, and so we
live on a strain. 1t is curious
circumstance in this life that the
folks who would be most liberal
and charitable with their money
haven't got any surplus to give
away. These very habits Of free
living and generosity keep them
from accumulation.-Ex.
SEEKING LEGAL ADVICE.-West-
ern citizen Ito lawyer II. want
your advice regarding matter of
importance.
Lawyer.-A retainer Of twenty
dollars will insure my prompt at
tention, sir.
Western citizen.-Certainly, sir;
there you are. have been given
notice to leave town within two
hours. What had l better do?
Lawyer (pocketing his fee y
You had better leave.
Save the last fourth Of the milk
from the COW in separate vessel
and pour it directly in the cream
jar. This portion of the milk is so
rich in butter fats that it well pays
to churn it all, and saves the labor
Of setting and skimming.
though on hats .N-Clears out
rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants, bedbugs.
Heart PGtn.-Palpitation, Dropsi-.
cal swelliDgs, dizziness, Indigestion,
headache, sleeplessness cured by
"WelPs Health Renewer."
though on COrns."-Ask for
Wells "Rough on Corns." I5c. Quick
complete cure. Hard or soft corns,
"BUcbU- PdibG. .1--Quick, COM
plete cure, all Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation,
Stone, Gravel, Catarrh OF the bladder.
81, Druggists.
Bed Bugs, FJtes.-Flies, reaches,
ants, bed-bugs, rats, mice, gophers,
chipmunks, cleared out by "ROugh on
\ Rats" l5c.
Thin PeOpEe.-"Well's Health Re-
newer" restores health and vigor,
cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual
Debility. 81.
"ROtGOh on EGi7t. .''-Cures chol-
era, collie, cramps, diarrhma, aches,
pains, sprains, headache, neuralgia,
rheumatism. zoe. Rough on Pain
Plasters. l5c.
Mothers. II you are fallen, broken,
worn out and nervous, use "Welis'
Health Remover" 81. Druggists.
LtTe PTeSerUer.-If you are losing
your grip on life, try "Wells' Health
Renewer." Goes direct to weak spots.
"ROUOH On PiLeS. "-Cures Piles
or HemOrrhoids, Itching, Protruding,
Bleeding, Internal or other. Internal
and External Remedy in each package.
Sure cure, Soc. Druggists.
Pretty WOnGen. who
would retain freshness and ViVacity
don't fail to try "wells' Health Renew
er."
"ROuOh on Itch." Trough on
Itch" cures humOrs, eruptions, ring
worm, tetter, salt rheum, frosted feet,
chilblains.
"ROuyh on CGtdTrh. ."-Corrects
offensive odors at once. Complete cure
OF worst chronic cases, also unequaled
as gargle for Diptheria, Sore Throat,
Foul Breath. soc.
The Hope Of the NdEiOn.-Chil-
dren, slow ih development, puny,
scrawny and delicate, use "Welisi
Health Renewef."
CdtdTrh of the BLddder.-StinR-
ing, irritation, Inflammation, all Kid
ney and urinary complaints, cured by
uchu-Paiba." 81
WGter Bugs, ROGches. Rough
on Rars" clears them cut, also Beetles,
Ants, oct 1876