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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-07-30

remembered that while Mr.Forney was
clerk of the House Of Representatives
ut Washington, he had paid $50 900 in
to the public treasury on account OF the
defalcation OF one of his subortlinates.
Mr.. Child's went to Sanuel.J. Randall.
told him Of the situation of Colonel
Forney's family. and asked him to see
whether the money that had been paid
TO the government by Colonel Forney
OH account of the defalcats0n could not
be returned. Mr.. Randall investigated
the case. 1t appeared that Colonel
Forney, while technically responsible
for the dedication, was not actually to
blame. Through Randall's influence
Congress passed bill returning the
money to Forney's family, with inter-
est. On looking over her husbands pa
per's Mrs. Forney discovered that For
ney had borrowed the five thousand dol.
lars from Mr. Chllds. On the, next day
she appeared at theLedger Office and re-
turned the sum. Mr.. Cbilds said {;
'I'll take the money, Mrs. Forney, and
place it to your credit. 1t is for your
use alone. AS long as you liye
you shall have the use of it, but l
want it placed so that it shall not be
swallowed up in case OF fany misfortune
to you.'
1t is not generally known that the re-
cent action of Congress in making Gen.
Grant retired general, of the army on
full pay is due to the efforts Of Geo. w.
Childs; but such is the fact, as any one
can ascertain by talking with the Grant
family.-Neto York Journalist.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-07-30

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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-07-30
Dein;ncer,s Ready reference 7

-Deininger's Ready Reference Ia
Receipt Book Is growing in public fd
vor. Customers from a distance art
beginning to call for it. 1t is an ad'
mitted necessity for every tax-paye'
who does his business in practics2
manner. It 1t arranged to last for to
years and sells at the low price OF
cents. Call and see it at the JoURNAI
Store. III
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If subscribers order the diScOntiDuatinn
newspapers the publishers may continue \
III subscribers refuse nr HealHct iO.take the
newspapers from The office 90 Which they arc Sel
they are held responsible until they have settlt
the bills aid ordered them discontinued.
forming the pubIsher,s and the fcwspaperS a
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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1885-04-29
FRANCE AND CHINA.

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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1885-04-29

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Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
THE CHEYENNES.

Late dispatches are to the effect that
some of the Cheyennes have broken
out of their reservation, and are raid
ing upon the settlers. AS the made
uuacV of the troops available to deal
with a general outbreak has already
been reported by General Augur, the,
situation may soon be a serious one,
though at present there is nothing to
indicate that more than few Indians
have gone on the war path. Of course
i'm the event of Il general rising Of the
Cheyennes, nothing can be done but to
fight them, since Indians who have
put OH war paint are for the time be-
yond the reach of any other argu-
ments than those of force A Chey-
enne war is not light undertaking
either. These Indians can probably
put 5000 warriors in the field if they
are united, and it is an embarrassing
problem to furnish United States
troops enough to handle such force,
Yet until they are taught that resist
ance is useless it will not be possible tC
bring forward any new plan for dispOs-
ing of them.
1t is probable, however, that the
raiding Indians are really only few
turbulent young men who could nOr
be controlled, and that the responsible
chiefs are not for war. 1t is of grea
Importance that this should be cleared
up, and that no hasty attack upon thu
Cheyennes generally should be per
mitted. These Indians have haC
enough encounters with the army t.
know that in the end they are certain
to be beaten if they fight, and the pre-
sumption is that, unless they hav
grievances, the redress of which the.
despair of, they will not venture upOl
so hopeless struggle. They believ
that their lands are all to be takel
from them and they have had ground
for such belief If they can be reas
sured on that head they may yet b
kept on the reservation. But it
clear that the utmost efforts should b
made to prevent a general outbreak b.
pacific means before war with this pow
erful tribe is undertaken.-N. \. TriL
| 1fUp
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
WHAT MAKES A LADIES MAN.

The ingredients which 90 to the
composition of the ladies' man are a
good face, white teeth, a nose that has
neither sneers nor snuff about, very
moderate share of sense and an i'm
moderate share of nonsense, mixed ac-
cOrding to the GratianO recipe THAT is,
in the proportion of two grains of wheat
to two bushels of chaff); voice that
sounds disagreeably musical in How
dye dO?" in the ante-rOOm, in quar-
tet or conversation in any room or in
a " Goodnight" at the extremity of
the hall stairs; back which can bend
like a willow, IA smirk that does not
displace the hostess confidential maid
hands white, long-fngered and acorn
nailed; if convenient, legs with some
probability of calf as much superior to
the Apollo Belvidere as possible two
eyes of one color, whiskers and hair of
his own growth, with washes, essences,
lavender soaps, toOthpicks and pow
ders, tight waist, tighter pantaloOns,
etc.
He is of an agreeable temper, lightly
pleased and not lightly displeased.
He is as cheerful to-day as he was
Yesterday his boots and his wit were
equally brilliant yesterday and to-day.
Being Independent as to property, he
may be considered as Il kind of toad
eater without the venom of one of
these reptiles. If his host is disposed
to be profoundly aXOmatical and says
that mock turtle is not real turtle, he
does not dispute it but swallows his
hosts mock turtle and his real opinion
at the same time. His hostess asserts
that Chaucer did not write COmus, y
and he cOnfesses that his hostess as
sertion has staggered an opinion he
had held to the contrary. If his host
is witty he always laughs in time and
in tune. His laugh is loud, long and
! peculiar.
His other ones are to hand young
ladies to carriages; to hand old ladies
to their seats on reception evenings
to quadrille with young ones: to wal
on lovely Miss SO-and-SO between the
dances and serve lemOnadcs, ices anC
jellies with a pages precision and ;
princes politeness of back and body
to say handsome things to the beauti
full ones; to shop with them at th'
jewelers. and admire their taste wher
they prefer French tilagree to Ameri
can reality and sterlingness; at tn
opera to cry bravo for weak-voiceC
elderly friends when favorite teno
sings, and clap no louder than tn
same when the fairy-foOted AncOn
dances. These are his principa
anusements, and altogether they max
up a very harmless sort of nice being
which no one can more object to tina
one can to honey and bread for break
fast, honey and biscuit for luncheon
honey and Vienna rolls for dinner.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
DO YOU SAY THANKS" OR
THANK your

A publication called Good HOuSekeep-
ina has the following, which we think
correct and reproduce: "What n me-
chanical atlair-nay, what a mean little
orphan in the great family of words
is the toO-Often heard mOnOsyllable,
Thanks Especially does it seem 50
when thought of in comparison with
the pretty, pleasing and proper express
sion, Thank YOU Thanks cannot
we'll be spoken without suggesting the
idea to the one addressed that the
speaker is conscious of an occasion to
be thankful for, coupled with a desire
to be considered proper and that
these are being strangled by the belief
that there is not time enough on hand
in which to say 50 appropriately, OF
else not culture enough in stock to
recognize the fitness of things by being
simply polite. Thanks is cold, care
less and uncivil, and fails in the pur-
pose intended to be accomplished by its
use, 1t is heartless, meaningless and
harsh to a sensitive listener, and rolls
itself off the tongue as if it was some
thing to be got rid of at the earliest
possible moment. Thank you il
warm, considerate and polite. i
would be the coldest kind of stole, in
deed, who could give the words full
expression with out both the speake
and listener getting sight of n little ra.
of sunshine that would otherwise hav
escaped notice. Properly expressed
they soothe and satisfy both they VIII
give and they who receive, and bot
find little well of gladness springin
up in their hearts that had been a
undiscovered treasure"
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
Rev. sAM JONES on wHIsKEY.

Rev. Sam Jones is the name of a
character whose sermons as reported
have made a feature in some of the
Southern papers. The following is
taken from a report in the Atlanta
Constitution:
81 believe liquor is a good thing in
its place, and | believe its place is in
hell. III was in hell might drink it,
but so help me God l never will on this
earth drink it again. Some fellows
say don't mix politics and religion.
When you hear Il fellow talk that way
you may know he hasn't got any relig-
ion to mix. | would mix religion with
politics, but not politics with religion.
A little religion will help politics. 1t
will make it clean and decent. We
want truth, justice and temperance
mixed with politics in this State. l
spoke to the Legislature Of Tennessee
on the subject the other day. They
are talking about a constitutional
amendment on the liquor question
up there. We want this question
cleared up beyond the reach of these
little cross, roads judges, who hop up
every now and then and say something
!
away with such judges and put decent
men of brains and character in their
places. You can't reform State until
you send good men to the Legislature.
Some men come to every Legislature
that meets in Georgia that amt fit to
/ 90 to the chain gang.
IF you refuse to help suppress the
infamous wrong that is being done by
Whiskey, you are rotten yourself.
Some of you don't know me. speak
plainly. | use words you can under
stand. Now you can take the Latin
word decayed and it won't faZe a fel-
low If you take the good old Anglo
Saxon word rotten you can cut his
head off You see, | choose my words
OF course there are always some little
spelling book critics sitting around
who will 90 back on n fellows gram
mar. l wouldn't mind being swal
lowed by whale, but | would hate tC
be nibbled to death by minnows
Whiskey is not good for one thing il
this world for which there is no
something else that is better. If tn,
time ever comes when they say to me
You'll die if you don't drink whisky,
| will say, Get my shroud ready
mean to die sober. If fellow gets s.
low that nothing but liquor will saw
him, | am ready to preach his funera
sermon. If there is i'll this vast audi
. ence one man or woman who neve
had Il relative or loved one hurt o
ruined by whisky, want him or he
to stand up right now. You have a
had brother, or a son, or a father, Q
a son-in-law ruined by whisky. NJ
goodness, these sOns-in-law l.
rather have boa constructor aroun
my neck than to have a drunken sol
in-law. The devil can't do any wOrs
than that. Some of you old hypOcritC
that are dilly-dallying with the whisk
question are going to get caught jui
that way. The devil is going to sli
up on you with Il drunken sOn-in-lay
and III bet he will make you a prob
bitiOnist with vengeance. God d
spises Il coward. l had rather die
the mouth of a cannon doing my dut
4 than to run away from it because | WI
afraid. God intrusts all the mob
causes on this earth to the men wi
are game. don't mean to talk he
more than half an hour. If any of yC
i. fellows get tired you know the Wa
= home We wouldn't have missed "
if you hadn't come at ALL"
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
TOAST AND EGGS FOR BREAK
FAST.

"NOw, girls, how many of you know
how to boil eggs?" asked Miss ParlOa
as she smiled encOuragingly on the tit-
ty neatly-dressed young women who
attended the training school for nurses
in the hospital on Blackwells Island.
Two or three hands went up hesitat-
ingly and one young woman ventured
the suggestion that you put the egg
in boiling water and keep it there two
minutes and half" This was amend
ed by another to read three minutes, "
but the amendment was not accepted.
IF you put an egg in boiling water
for two and Il half minutes you will
find part of the white hard and tough
and the other part uncOOked, q nice
thing to put in a sick mans stomach.
If, on the other hand, | pour boiling
water on the egg and then let it stand
where it is just warm for ten minutes
it will be all cooked through and easily
digestable."
''Then about toast" continued Miss
/ ParlOa; everybody knows how tC
make toast, or thinks she does. II
should be done to brown, some one
says. Yes, so it should, but how
/ begin Dy hOlulnS IL Soou way IOH
the fire and keep bringing it closer un
til at the end it is as near possible with
out burning, because it is that carbon
lied flavor that makes it toast and mo-
simply dry bread 1t is the same way
with broiling. People say, oh, know
a splendid way to brOil steak; have
your oven red-hot and pop it in!
but that isn't brOiling ut all.
NelU York Tribune.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
An Important Discovery.

The most important Discovery is that which
brings the most good to the greatest number.
DR. Kings New Discovery for Consumption
Coughs aud Colds, will preserve the health and
save life and is priceless boon 10 the afflicted
Not only does il positively cure Consumption, but
Coughs Colds, Bronchitis. Asthma, HoarSeneSS
and all affections of the Throat, Chest and Lungs
WELD at once to its wonderful curative powers
If you doubt this. get Trial Bottle Free al Jaine
p Hoheckers Drug Store.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15

Say this is not nearly reason. Dogs
in the East Indies, and the country is
full of them, will take a bunch of cot
ton in their mouths and back slowly
into a stream of water. The Heas on
them will tumble fastly to where the
weather is dry, which will be the bunch
of cotton, just touching the water.
One look and one let go and dOggie is
clear of feas.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15

A man who started in Nebraska
twenty years ago with nothing but a
wife and a stand of bees now has a
house with splendid mortgage on it,
a gate with two hinges, and two daugh-
tiers who swing on the gate and are
called honey. His wife, who was an
industrious creature, has secured di-
VOrce.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
An End to Bone soraping.

Edward Shepherd of Harrisburg, ILL., says
Having received so much oehent from EleVttt0
Bitters feel Il my duty to let suffering humanity
know il. Have had running sore on my leg for
eight years: my doctors told me would nave 70
instead three bottles of Electric BitteTs and seven
bOxes Bueklen's ArnicH Salve, and my leg Is now
sound and we'll" Electric Btters are sold al
fifty cents bottle, and Bucklens Arnlca salHe a.
25c. Der box by James p IlOiiecker,
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15

SCHOLASTIC ITEM.-COl. Yerger has
lust been paying number of bills
which his hopeful son who is a student
at the University of Texas, had con-
tracted.
81 had no idea," said the old man
to his son, "that studying was so ex-
pensive" j.,
"Oh, yes, it costs money" replied
the youth, land didn't study so very
much, either"
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
RuolrIan,s Aruica Salve.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises
sores. Ulcers Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, COrns, and all SKIN
Ernptions, and positively cures Piles or no pay
re0uired It is guaranteed to give perfect satis-
faction, or money refunded; Price - cents per
box, For sale by JAMES p HoFFEcKER
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
He obeyed smilingly.

A QUAINT OLD WATCH. -" What
sort of a watch is this" asked Duzen-
bury, picking upa curious old time
piece from an Austin watchmaker's
show case.
That" replied the matchmaker, is
u real curiosity. 1t is watch that be-
longed to Alexander the Great, when
he died on the barren island of st.
Helena"
"The Sheol you say. Why, man
alive, in the days of Alexander the
Great they didn't have any watches" j."
"That's just what makes it such
rarity"
And Alexander the Great did not
die at st. Helena"
"He didn't eh? Well that makes it
still greater curiosity" and taking
the rare relic from the hands of Duzen-
bury, he locked it up in his burglar
proof safc.-Er.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15

HEALTH AND EDUCATIoN.-The
Sisters of the Academy of the Vista
ton, Frederick, Md, are amongst those
in charge of educational institutions
who use Red Star Cough Cure and
give it to their pupils. They write
that they can heartily recommend 1t
to their friends.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15

BY the middle of July every iron
and steel mill in Pittsburgh, Pa, and
vicinity, with one exception, will be
using natural gas as a fuel. This will
reduce the consumption of coal there
IS, ,25O, 900 bushels per annum.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15
.Now . snid She with a BRIGHT smile. .

New" said she with a bright smile"
chow do you like my bathing suit?"
"Well," said he, as she held it up be-
fore him, 81 think it might be improv-
cd by little trimming"
Certainly, my dear; | am willing
to oblige you, and perhaps it would
make it all the the prettier What do
you think | should trim it with-red
or white braid?"
81 think" said he, as he cast his eyes
over its scant proportions, "that it
would be a good thing to trim it with
an OVerskirt."
She hasn't spoken to him SINCE
Boston Courier.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15

OLD IRON.-Mrs. Lizzie Roberts
mother had gone to stay for several
years with her son in the country.
When Lizzie first made plate of bis
cult for tea they were 50 much heavier
and harder, and blacker, than the cam
non balls at the arsenal, that Mr.. Rob
erts very kindly gave them to junk
man to add to his supply of old iron.
On coming home to tea several days
afterward and catching sight of the
splendid white feathery biscuits on the
table, Lizzie's husband suddenly began
te feel faint and smelled his mOther-in-
law.
Dear Jerome, don't swoon right
here in the presence of your nervous
Wife" cried Lizzie hastily, mamma
isn't back again-nO, it is your old
huckleberry that has made those little
timitity, wimitity lOaves just like
snowballs. Sit right down and eat
one"
He obpVed SmilinglV.
Smyrna times., 1885-07-15

A good wife is a precious possession
to a man in any walk of life except
when he tries to smuggle home hatful
ofbricks unbeknOwn to her.