Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-03-13
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9Ht mas n'U proheh P'"'t Vi cup lor
u"It3 Ncdf7' Ilcr ht9pa'H must "G IT,
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EeV not making rove "Aeil ne Is press
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Is woman oah- uhhe"I'hE ASKS
an 'Ac"'lIt' c9lcC'IuH9 IeloI''" ~
y Donovan ifos'a
New Haven, Conn, charges It's suburbs
500 an hOur FOR the use OF It's lire engines.
The spirit of the wooden nutmeg still sur
wives.
Young men in Abyssniu carry onions
in their pockets when they call upon their
sWeetheitrls. rms is merely precau-
tonary measure but comes very handy
i'll case the young lady has been eating
onions for tea.
There is Il dog in London, recently ex-
hihited at IA bench show, that is valued at
$4,000 We have a dog which we value
at Sl.25, but we don't expect to ever get
that much for him.
Young ladies at a certain western col
lege are taught how to make bread.
When they graduate they are known as
collcge-hread women, and are in great de-
mand with houSekeepera
y corner in i"e-the aNerage street cor
Hcr, nowadays.
Sarah Baruharlt gets $500 Il day for act
inc, We could act like ANYTHING on only
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y doctor in Warren, y. H., makes his
rounds on snoWshoes. one day he got
caught in a hedge and five of his patients
rprov4rad bofnrp h. WAS discovered and
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WI 'O"''','
Nearly hall the American SAILING shlps
bear the names OF women If they didh't
it wouldn't be safe for the shippers tC
come home at all.
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Inc AuNehtlS's are erecting Tempe
near Red Cloud, Neb., where band OF
men and women intend to pray continue
ally. nipht and dav. for the end of the
yo1.Id mo Advnrtist. evida,tlv raaI ..
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, save the credit OF the sect
4 child was born in an Illinois town re-
, contIr uith ono If if. Loo. ontiro,y hlac1s
Sat,,ro ha., ,,Iai,,I,. in1;o.'tod tha ,,rnfas
, ,"'''ie mas pi"'ni! i'''i'"''' 'ne p'o,v'
SlOhal career OF mat infant. T. 3 Inc
other leg was black, too,
, The latest frool, ,rnon,, dudas i. +,
drink asses, min After all dnda. Io
"ilih "9SeS i'iliN' aver AL ""oes GO
2 great many things winch are perfect!
proper.
The New England housewife who made
+ one clothes-line last her twenty-five
, Nt'llS W III ill'th plll dbDut tplll uIli
!, have her name in the paper, as usual
DctFoH fFcG PRESS.
, The Pennsylvania Senate has defeatc,
. the bill providing for the punishment o
. wife-beaters by Whipping The Pennsy
. vania statesmen must have some Yer.
y tough citizens for wives.-Ne,O OrlcUH
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tie If the hiiiy GOAT - Bnstnn Glo6C wy
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