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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

What's the population OF Brock
lyn?" asked a gentleman of a citizen.
Not less than GOO, 600 souls" was the
reply. "But l want the total population.
Not simply those with souls.
81 threw my love at him and il hath
gone astray," sings Lille Drake, in an
exchange. Let Lille be comfortcd by
the reflection that a woman never could
fling ANYTHING straight,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

Smallpox, scarlet fever. yellow
fever, and cholera can be transmitted
from one person to another by kiss,
but, hang it, what's a fellow going to
do? We must take some chances.
-"What do they always put ID. c.
after Washington for?' asked Mrs.
Quilp Of Mr.. Quilp. "Why, my dear,
ont you know that Washington was
the Daddy cf thi. Colniry3"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

-''You never saw my hands as dirty
as that" said petulant mother TO her
little girl. "No, but your ma did, I'll
bet" was the reply.
Don't frown; smile, it costs nothing
- Religious contemporary. There's 5
where you are mistaken. 1t costs fifteen
cents; two smiles for quarter.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26
II. V. MoRTHIMER, Jr Publisher.
.ssThe battle is not always to tn,

1.-THE battle is not always to the
strong" said the judge, as he awarded
the butter premium at county fair.
Peter was the first man who "went
out on foul"
Loves warning cry: Don't Jack,
"au hurt my vaccination"
"A ballet girl is something of a
philosopher; she believes in cause and
effect.
An othodox Prohibitionest takes of
his hat when watering cart passes him
on tho street.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

Frazicr's Root Bittcrs are not a dram
shop beverage. But are strictly mcdi
cinaI in every sense. They act strongly
upon the liver and kidneys, keep the
bowels open and regular, cleanse the
Sold by druggists, Sl.00. At Thomas
drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

The best salve in the world for cuts.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhucm, fever
sores, letter. chappcd hands, chilblands,
corns, and all skin cruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles. or no pay required
1t Is guaranteed to give perfect satsfac
ton. ormoney rcfun led Price - cents
per box, at T. u. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

Little johnny, on being asked by
his school-teachcr if he knew what was
meant by ''at par" replied that MA
was always at par when he came home
late"
-"How do you like this kind Of frizzes,
Mrs. Tallnose?" Not very well, Mrs.
Shobby." "But they are worn a great
deal now Yes, | noticed they were
second hand.n
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26
-"Our month oh hnby has

--"Our month old baby has cut its
lst 9Th" wrote q happy young father to
his bachelor brother. That's tooth
in, wrote back the bachelor.
"A wealthy man uptown drives a
dray ''just to keep busy. If that is
his only object, he ought to devote his
time to keeping small boy quiet in
nl,nrnl,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26
DR.. Frazer's Magic Ointment.

A sure cure for all boils. burns, sores,
cuts, flesh wounds. sore nipple, hard
and soft corns, chapped lips and hands.
Price 80 cents. Sold by druggists. VIII
liams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleveland,
o. Sold by Thomas, the druggist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

Clipped from Canada Presbyterian,
under signature of G.. Blacllett Robin
son, propr.: l was cured of oft-recur-
ring bilious headache by Burdock Blood
Bittprs
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

-'Listen to your wife," says a
medical advertisement. What terrible
remedies they do get nowadays.
"A woman in New York furnishes
love letters at Il dollar apiece. Oh, why
need the spirit of mortal be sad?
You cannot ride two horses at
once" is an old saying, but it is a poor
poker player who cannot stand on four
Jacks
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

How do you know that Cnser had
an Irish sweetheart? He went to the
Rhine and prodosel to Bridget bridge
it).
-"What is the worst thing about
riches?' asked the Sunday-school sup
erintendcnt. And the new boy said:
"Not having any,"
A poet sings: 81 see the flush upon
the check" If this is the case that poet
would do well to lay down his hand,
unless he can beat it,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-12-26

its careless rider, describing the quarter
of circle over the obstacle, landed fat
upon his back in front of it. For a few
seconds the multitude of stars, moons
and planets that darced before his eyes
prevented his seeing anything else; but
burst of agitated laughter brought him
simultaneously to his feet and lis senses.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28
NOTICE
fes cssswere1e Co-rss"rer
l,s fNs rassrsssp ss4d >sr
eAll Asfresr

ssfV qsstp,x@ds FERGUSON ron ARr
hfer4sty rettHs4f, thtt hsTe p~esfos,nes
an yya,f4e n sF9l5f aseii 81. tttee aboTs IfssfAd
ci.s,rx. III Dated atstss odd co,n dtttshft tire
yss- ~ qt,ostt II 1s,s,t-s sra psrsfe;i fsttts
A..f.tee N see~s* 04rfyor Esni,s District Eu.
~. 44strty. $stTds. MA y5n. prUp6rfstnl ~
tssS Ga N s.,gr ls,0r g~,fsrsfts t. siAg3 ihl
Ttr..asI s,.4ss ssia eoir s,rF yDd arts
I.otsaeal sh..f yoll srs rarr,.sa I'll pss me.
Ne raj 3sr,f. 81 pea, sra th.t ~ Fon
fyail to 9ay tis s.,aef FTthirl 80 dsys
es-,+,s 4-rf asssr tfsa frst prblisstisn ~
fs,s r.-lt-e ys},,. i~.tlssestt III he ss4sn nis4s.
va i~,sco,.ee i,sg p4opertv see5tf1in@ to- tie
I..ySf e t4Asrss Nv ryasaereee II ~ he
foev5f " 5ecrst 0anytt ssitsSs co1ntS. ts-
Iecrstl oars9ts a,rai 30 1sss! n%a,l.ssea
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28

or he1nuty LAssituds, Nocturnal asntu.s,m.
Aversion "a 3onsety 0tmnsssnr vissmI y,ss1r
IN us aesdi Ills ftsa ifiiia 1ssAina rruo,,ks.-a.
in shs urfns- aaiu InAny other diseases tiist ~
10 insanity snd dessi.
Ia. will sqrfs, % fursest r,sxw
Hgn1stf.sssf 1ssflsss.s Tor4 aHsanf tiis a..
siis VITAL 2xekTflaATwvE 1fInas@ 1mA
spac;si ssfrfcs ami Ersafrnsnf, viii uut r,,. -.
TOR gnvttiing rnpur Jr iniu,r1mu rtrmdf ~ -
Dr. HJI1Tyx trestH al p-:vnfs diseases ,,s
Jessftlilr without Ensrrtrr-g. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Fesss. rhcronpti sraninaf,nn nd Mfv,rr. ~.
Jiuaing niniy1iBur 1f-ns, H 1a.. p--eaur ysr..S
2sssfssrssHfsva. u &c . 1utsie.. up nm, r.,ra.
tie quantity VI M, scent "a any ,au,ysss ,rna
re1siDrpf 1l-css NJ O. 1l1, sssnnre sfyrn ~.
sssrTaitun, md n ursvate 1mns lr fr.z1sx,d
q. r. M9HrTEk- n D.
a Gassgsxy &s- Asssa FrsaupS,try.
3A-dpLR 1GTrrLR ~B1xE-5sntr u,n,isx
son ny lsifer stating 8vsnutuinB. sag mi Ia.
gDrnmunioxsinuB JfT.uflg 1n~nridsmr.ai.
3a. mzIHT r. ElzDNEY KEMxRV
NkPH4ETH9sB m lurra AL runisuf Ji,in.r
snd 9iastder gHmpiHanrH., Funur-.imn. 1E5e.r
1stcny-sims. E1r 4als nv all tf-1ga.Hta. 81 M
1nrsie, az Entities cnr 81 IN.
DR.. M1NTTKsa DAN 4 ash n PgJHA
Es 1aie 1Hsf md SiisapHsf ID FAPsEESIA u,u
AdLAabhs 1urs m ms nArsfsr.. far
81 drrIaainsa. urtf.y~
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28

TIE s-ATE OF yEvAD4 SENDS GEEET.
Il tng % 2. ". Csxss
T01 Kz ksrsbT required 10 EErsa- II IA
ses1s1 ssz&s1est agA1Ess Jgz a. 6eEs1-Eat
tzG TIE -s1 o. Baadz&1. Melissa & Co. -
pla&nssss. In the Dlssrtes Cezrs 81 the SKA
S76.ezA District II AL fcr 1s eczET of
Ezrskas state o. Nsva&a, AZ the 0wr CT
R7reEA, Ac1 answer skz cc-ylAsnt there1r.
which IL O. Ets With TIE Clerk az sad
CoErs. within II days sftsr the service
0a yen Of tkts Summons fsxefrszTs CT The day
az s~<rvfcei If served IN said county. OF - days
II served ous Ct said eczrJ eGt v1t1tn tnis
district, And in AL other cases 20 days or iEdg.
mens By defszlt viii Be taken against yoU. s-
cordtnz 10 tbs prayer Of said complaint
The said SETON 70 broaght 10 rsccver t1ts-
roens against yoz, the said defendant, for the
snn OF Twenty-Five Hundred Dollars for
goods. wares &nd merchandise. sold and de-
times between the Ist day Of January, A. ID.
ls32. and the I'D day Of February, A. D. lsa,
all Of which vfIl more fully appear from tie
complaint On Aie herein.
And you Are hereby notified that II you fail
10 appear and answer the said complaint -
above repaired the said plaintiffs will take
judgment sgsint you for the sum Of $3.50.
with legal interest from February %. lisa,
and costs of suit.
- IN TESTIMONY WHEREBY. !. M:
/GraE\ @. C~AyAsAUsH. have hereunio seq
- my hand and AIMED the seal OF
wv said Court this 25th day OF FED
ruAry, A. D. 1884. NJ. @. CAYANAUGH,
County CLERK and Ex-ofaefo CLERK OF the Dis
trict Court, Sixth Judicial District. Eureka
county, New.
JANIS LAIRD, Deputy.
By order Of Court.
ie+sw
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28
A8DIGAl.
TIRE GREAT saraLIsa slsW=w

. lsreess halina
IHie for 3te-nns
2saniitrz- xfiEubtesf
dty ,scmnla
FeAknS 3pHr-nu.
sorrsllss. Adsssr
nk2@ktssf4s ID. i'm
pniencss psanlvmH
andi al tiIs terrrtns
afffsssiHuf 9fif. aimse
Enuttifiuf 1liss andl
sxosss'sss IN nnfurs,r
HaErrE-lnaty
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28

naHa - fsv vssxgag 5esrss. seE6 20
u ssnta 9nacsQs, sad va VIII Mafl
y6n frss . fsytay pstsa6s seia-
GIIt PIE Box % Sso6a sass VIII r-s
9ss "a sA8 wsg IS asak!ag ssors asSsey "a q
fsv 6sys Eass gss svsv sassfss1s Eosss BE ss sny
s.ssssss, Csostea sos fsri.ss6. TOYS esz live
~ sosas ssd pSyx ID s1srs hzas salg, OF a..
shs s.ms. Al - ssss ssxss. ~ al sass
gsssGsy sscesssfsL Fifty esrss ~ IS sssslg
sssned sgsyy spsssE4. Tha al wa vaas
wsyr sseg sess sne tasssssss, We nsaxs sats az
csselIsI@6 sNsTs 10 81 VIC ss ssS rs2I sas-
fsss6 ~s vii sesd 81 ~ Ssg Tor TIE srs9bls q
writing "a, Fail PARTICULARS, &.rsssfGss, sssr
cert free, fssasesss ssg aosolssssy ssys for
Al & starr ~ escs Dsnss zsssy. A6<Tsas
ssKSsoS h G6s. Portland. Malas.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28
4Gz-CCEvrzAE Or GSxzAE LAx1s.

Or MTEZAE LN-A.
Where Lad IA of little. If n-y valze, fer szrs.
c~zssggsl pgrpo@ess bat ia ssaenfsi 10 tAs
rro1ey de7sloyzaszt Ct niz1nz elAszs. h.
saoz1 BE- d4s1ossd Of under it's RI1ing Act.
EEsrs lands containing sAtEa6le n1izsrAl
Deposits have bean incgads1 In "a agricultural
entry saId sntry viIl be eazesIsd 81 ary stme
rr4or TO isszsrcs Of patent. Eyon sas.sfaesory
sTI1snee OF ne sxistsnes 81 szes vslssbis de-
pcsiN.
Tksrs ysluabis deposits Of mineral are dis
covered upon . tract after the sars isa been
entered a agricultural, but before / tent has
BEEN Issued, the parties claiming the mine
may make application for patent for sane,
and the agricultural entry Win be cancelled -
that portion Of the land Embraced By said
mining claim.
Where mineral deposits are discovered on
agricultural lands after the patent has been
with the patent.
Agricultural College scrip cannot be re-
esfysd In payment for claims.
ALIENS.
foreigner may make Q mining location and
dispose u II. provided he becomes Q citizen
before disposing OF the mine. Proof that the
party was not Q citizen before disposing Of his
claim must be afnrrnatively shown.
Locstors and intermediate owners, other
thsn applicants, Will not be presumed aliens,
IN tns absence Of allegation or objection prior
TO issuance Of patent.
The portion Of a mining claim sold 10 an
Alien cannot be patented while such owner 10
an alien; but on his declaration TO become q
citizen his right dates back to his purchase,
sna ne may thereupon secure United States
patent for his claim.
CROSS LxDexs.
revised Statutes. Section 1880:
Wnefe TWO or more lodges cross or tntersect
eacn other, priority Of title shall govern, and
such prior location shall be entitled 10 all ore
or mineral cont,ined within the space Of inter.
secuon, but the subsequent location shall have
the nght OF way through the space Of inter-
soction TOT the purpose of the convenient
working OF the mine. And where two or more
VEINS unite the Oldest or prior location shall
tske the vein below the point OF union, In
ciuaing Oil the space OF intersection.
TUNNELS.
There 10 no authority Of law for O tunnel
location 5000 by 800 feet. A proper location
IL the width OF the tunnel for 5000 feet.
There 10 no provision OF law for ~patenting
tunnel locations. but lodes discovered in run
n.hg = tunnel may be patented In nke manner
The right Is granted to tunnel owners to
l.oo0 Feet OF each blind lode, not previously
their tunnel.
When q lode is struck or discovered for the
nrst time In running q tunnel the tunnel
owners nave the option OF recording their
ciaim OF 800 feet all on one side Of the point
OF discovery or Intersection. or partly on one
side thereof and partly on the other.
prospecting for blind lodes IL prohibited on
the line OF q located unpsl while the tunnel
IN IN progress. but other parties are In no wa
oebarred from prospecting for blind lodas o
running tunnels. no long 81 they keep withou
the III Of such tunnel. nl6tf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28

glisrs sra sns handssd and evenly siiousaad
s,icaa vfsasH she gsss6f sae nssv administers
sou. aad aosw "a sas ans kr sndss sssf.aa
onllfc sanpioyTnsns - 5sits propsr steus - a.
siias Sns - eioss lucrsssvs 1osisiona. To sliss
s,ld ehs gsspaaIS ar .ses Rz.gR Boon VIII pr5ps
an fadla5auasl5la 1sissts aad asaistaa&- The
sgGR SsoR "a = rsg3spsr ~ al Fsders4 bnicsa
sid s-lapIoyMepcs ~ sscf sr4ss ant Tertiary
sis Esssrfcs ~ Golaausfs ssu sir5sds y15a
ehafr saiartssy eanot1paausa tad dsAaea, SHOVE
who fs sasazsls f6r eopetnsmenS, MA sl9B.
services stgeas fAies156iss ssirsf as ssasnsaac-6ua
aow 80 aaasa 81 spDl4csIon and how 10 r1aai
~ 10 saiscsas, ssd xsses besides q vase fil6nne
- lrapsrtaas snd p~t8dsogs h1forussdGn Fsta-
hess ~ government 5osfslona hspsr Sectors
3uo4Esbs6s
send ssssa|g>aps ssiss 80 :. r. 2euls. SI5-
lfsssr, Washington .. O., sas sseIiss q Spy
81 sns Esos BOOK. &1snss xsn1eG. 6A4sf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28
Badges All Societies

DoLIoEMEN. FIREMEN, ETC. PREsFN.
Il tstion Charms, or Prizes IN Gold. silver
or Metal, Sold AT SOCIETY PRICES by the
Agent OF tho Universal Badge Manufacturing
Company. NATHAN JOSEPH n co., Cal Clav
street. San Francisco. '
Workmsn and X. of p. Badges in Gold. Al
each sent q. o. ID. Trade supplied. fe2s,H
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28
Notice to Creditors.
In the Sixth Judicial Distr'c'
Court of Nevada I'm and for A"'
reka County.
w. :, SMITH ct a. In Insolvency.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN.
IN the above entitled canse. Hiram I'm IN.
son, Assignee Of said p. N. Hansen, III iriy
solvent debtor, did on the Goth day OF Suyt
A. D. 1885. hle In said Court q parusi Isfths
and petition praying that Q divideha asoi.
sum OF $2,l95 rs of the assets OF ssiu can't
vent be declared tthe same being ~ p. mo
OF the amount OF the claims Of creditors VA VIA
have proved mp and filed their claims ~ ha
natter. and that q distribution tnetooi If
made according to law; that q diviucnu
said sum Of 90. 1876 rs has been declared, = 70
the hearing Of the petition OF said Afsigneo
have the same distributed has been "
Court ordered to be set for
Monday. the 18TH day Of SeptemDo''
A. ID. 1855,
before said Court ct the Courtroom thereot ha
the town Of Eureka, in said county, . !. u
hour Of 10 O'Clock A. M, or as soon tneros..d
as the same can be heard, at which tmo ~
place all creditors and persons intere NV
therein are ordered to be and sppesr ana ~
cause, II any there be. why said dlstrlpus ~
should not be made according to the prayer '"
said petition.
~ A. A. AND
GM By E. D. v-AsDrnIIrrH' Deputy
Eu9eks. Ju,v %. 1885. jy9s.tf
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28

A ketHsF on MepsHN, poueHr AND
II sutbS MihpfAi specimens. old uelAs,
sIHfHAs gosasa ! CO.'S. al 6iss sweet
gan FtAAeisess fesaau
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28
SUM MONS.

I'm she Dfstrfes Coars Of the sixth
Judicial Dfsarfes. I'm and for b
County Of Eureka, State 81 Nevada
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28

awiAa no eohfihuRb ILLNESS, I
~ hsvs decided " ei6ss ,ny meat nsssset
eaafse ~ few weeks 5bHNrH nUup,
Hafsks, Kew, saas ", tessi ieis
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28
A"lsGRhB4E
Nov YORK EEaALs.
IpEatY EDITION, 81 YEAR
-
Brightest Moss Mepsy,
..&.s@s 49,
ACCURATE WsgHL.Y JOURNAL.
IN tbs yas9sd States

s~neFcses, ea~eecws,
and s,ssaers,as o.aer f~sss.,vss Asvs ssssa sdded
A4srp a cotnpiesa. sxfssussiSts rtnassayy ~ t4s
FiIsyt IN sAi ia1artnia,Afs ~ ~ tsad ~ tp-
grsr3s 81 ashf i Bsiliaoa people and 10 4 GOOD
stvsrssaf,ig medium, rsaclaifig factories saraia
sd aos,ass ~ 81 teHcript4oas IA sesry part -
ms country.
A Psrfacs g~evvsseaeee
N coafass,s ~ e,e esaserss ss'rae sse Bsssy
sdtsiofA 81 sas 4erasd, vassa hss he par9ssv
ei~ctistso,t N eie Ghfsad srsceH.
fassepesaeys IN Politics.
X IL ne n,csf va4tsbIe shroHSels ~ pcls1icsi
occarfeaces s,& opffA4eAs ~ 81 psrfiss 80 tAsv
~ ssdes nAsy es ssNowh. 10 she dspsssaseae ~
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Phe fsrnAer VII ssye sasny hAors ssss
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trs6A sMS
Fsyaa~e Markets.
Pms sSndft{os ~ esSssy, S~c1shsss a Mfse4E
fsnNctfs Residing FSssry, ssecisE h6ysfstt4s,
Wis, snd ksnsor, Dssn soefsI ssa tSffssesi,
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rms scfhzs sf wsfEss8g. Fsrscrss ~ ms
World a Department s4vsted u
PIE Dsshsss,s saa lyric Siege
whiiS s.e WEEKLY HERALD sivss me
tssess snd sees News q IRE WSrlA ~ is sIsS 4
scrSfasf Tor tt44 fsffiiys
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states ~ gstsds.
AeH IWk Herald wsssls fern ii 4 rear
A''''''' New York Herald
Hrsstiwsy swa Ass 81
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-07-28

ar n sasFe sasses thss anything eiss by
tsh,he en- sgeaes fes tAs hest seiiins
ns9s wv Besinhess sasssea sssna.
Do. rostisAd, Maine.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-08
Anchoring a Button.

He drifted into sample saloon the
other day;wiped his sorehead, felt around
In his pocket, and said, with a pleasant
smile:
"Well, as 1t seems have just one ten
cent piece left to-day, III take drink"
When the four fingers of Antioch
nerve tangler had been secreted In his
remotest recesses, the customer fumbled
among his keys and laid something on
the counter. AS he did 80 he said:
Great Scott just look at that now ~
81 see it," said the barkeeper, scorn-
fully regarding the alleged dime. 'lt's
II suspender button. What of it?"
why, didn't look at it, you know
! Just felt In my pocket, and I'm blamed
If dldn't.think 1t was u dime. Ahem /!
| suppose you'll have to put 1t on the Ice
until tomorrow. I'll drop in and fix
it,"
"Oh, Of course you will. Take this
and fix it now" And the cocktail dis
penser handed over a needle and thread.
whats that forg"
"Why, for you to sew that button on
with, right now. You may make the
same mistake somewhere else, sew her
on strong."-[ Detroit Free Press.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-08

Fourteen miles from San Antonio on the
Calaveras creek, containing 100 acres Of
land, 80 acres under cultivation, one
house with two rooms, stable, good
well and water In the Calaveras creek.
Price 81 1900.
A very desirable property, as sum
mer residence or dairy, 20 minutes drive
from Main plaza, consisting of 30 acres
of land under fence, good dwelling
house with six rooms and gallerys.
kitchen and store room, good cistern
and water tanks, 80 head of milk cattle,
horse and farming implements. For
particulars address al. c." care LIGHT
Price $500.
~ acres of land fenced between the
San Antonio river and the San Jose
ditch. three miles from San Antonio.
Good location for a dairy. Price $4,000
50 head improved milk COWS and
heifers; price SIS all around.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-08
FOR SALE.

Furniture ,cumplctci OF nm Sroom house.
House tull OF houflcrH; central location.
hnc chance for "a live, energetic party.
Five line building lots On blackberry street.
between Nolan aud liurnct. one Of the most
desirable ami attractive building sites In the
city, slN7j vnras. Easy terms offered To pur-
chnscrs.
Two l,ts loNOD vnrns. on baltimore avenue.
with i.ruom house, can be- purchased ON very
liberal terms.
Two line residences ON Avenue G can be
purchased NJ low figures. Fine Investment.
Two most desirable lots ON Park avenue. A
bargain.
Apuny, phaoton and harness, complete.
cory turnout for ladies, remarkably cheap.
Courtroom house. outside Kitchen. hall aud
galleries, corner OAK and Twelfth street
A wc-constructcd rock house, 4 rooms and
Kitchen, metal roof, two gnllcrics, stnhl" and
carriage house, hydrhut water, shade trees
anu shtuhhcrN; very coy homo at a great
bargain ON Avenue l., between seventh and
Eighth streets.
new patent Champion IIcrrlngs' safe, Is
Inches deep, feet Inches inside, 3 feet q
inches high, inside measurements suitable for
large commercial house or county records.
Can be hnd ut remarkably low ngtirc.
Ibts 1. aud ., In block T.. subdivision of
original city lot No. =, district No. I, ranges .
aud 2, very cheap.
Lots and 2, In block - corner River Avenue
aud Elizabeth street.
\ dwelling house with two lots ioOSI1 feet.
east Of Government hill house . rooms. gal
lcry, shade trees, etc. Price 500.
Two houses, framed, cclod and weather
boarded, galleries. each house contains .
rooms aud kitchen, grape vines, shade trees,
lots JN2i0 feet, on Cameron street; will sell at
n bargain.
A cottage OF rooms, hydrant water, lot e0x
~ warns, on San Marcos street; will sell cheap.
A room house, nicely finished. out houses,
with two lots each lSA NGi yarns enclosed uu.
der good fence; one uf the most desirable res
ldcncu locations In the city, corner Nolan and
blackberry streets; "A great bargain ON very
liberal terms.
\ ioJncrc farm In licNnr county, II miles
east OF san Antonio, nicely Improved.
Three small houses ON lirouks street, be.
tween olive and blackberry streets
scvcnruom house. No. 400 North olive
street, slbDcn
Twelve building lots. block -. butwccn Ia.
wall and Milan streets. on monthly install.
mcnts, IL desired.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-08
BARGAIN COLUMN.
Parties Wishing TO Buy, Rent or Sell
Should Consult this Column.


A well improved farm, situated two
hundred yards from station ut Moore
Hollow. on the International railroad, In
good, healthy country, containing
400 acres OF land all under fence 81 In
cultivation, n good frame house OF six
rooms, dining room and kitchen. all sur
rounded by gallery; stable, barns, bath
house garden, all in good order; water
from tank and well to be sold for
cash. II desired some cattle and horses
will be sold on the place at their mark
ket value; possession given at short
notice. Title perfect and warranted.
For particulars address or call on al
c." Price $4,000.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-08
Sweet Old Chestnut.

sis he dead?" was the inquiry made
about an Irishman, who, in company
with load of bricks, had fallen to the
bottom of the ladder.
"oi'm not dead" explained the in
jured man, feebly, "but Orm knocked
spaiohless. NEW York Wines.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-08
He Was not Known There.

Fashionable Young Lady-"Mercy,
John, how you look You have cap oil
your head and a buster over your old
coat. You can't drive me in such rig.
Where are your new things?"
John-"I didn't bring them with me,
mum. But nobody knows me here
Boston Budget.