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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-05-21

Everybody knows of the crookedness
of Boston streets, but We think Will
Rivers tells the best story about them.
He says he was looking for q certain
place one day, and, after turning null
titudinous corners and becoming hope
lessly involved in maze of sinuosity
civilian didn't say sinuosity, but he
would if he had thought of it,, he re-
solved to ask assistance. Turning an
other corner at that moment he saw
just ahead of him man, whose coat he
reached out quickly to grasp to arrest
his attention. when he himself at the
same moment felt violent pull from
behind. Turning hastily, Will discov-
cred that by reason of the crooked
street and phenomenally sharp corner
he had grabbed himself by his own
coat-tail.-Rockldad Courier Gazette.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-05-21

THE SENATORIAL fight in Illinois is the
most prolonged and stubborn contest of the
kind. on record. The republicans succeeded
in having Mr.. Weaver, the newly elected
representative from the Saith district, duly
sworn into Office and admitted to the seat to
which he was legally elected, Notwithstanding
the bitter and determined opposition of the
bourbon democracy, and they now have 1913
members, a clear majority of the joint as
sembly, and can, if they choose, elect U. S.
senator, even if every democrat in the legis-
lature shall refuse to vote. After the -.admis-
sion of Mr.. Weaver, on Friday last, itiwas
agreed that the balloting should be deferred
until Tuesday, the 10Th inst. If the republi-
can members all do their duty, that grand
old soldier, patriot and statesman, John A
Logan, will have been reelected to..represent
his state in the senate of Lthe United States,
before this shall reach the eyes of four read
e,.c
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He NAMED a Western Drink.

"Hit me with little vitriol mixed
with broken glass" said man, who
might have been taken for the worst
man in the West, to an Eighteenth
street bartender and fire in few rat
tlesnakes bites along with it Pm from
Dead Mann's Gulch, am"
"That's Western order, sir. ]
don't understand it." was the reply.
Don't you know what vitriol is 2"
Eyes"
"Dont you know what glass ISL
Eyes"
Don't you know what rattIesnake
stings Isl"
NO"
"Well, throw in a little red pepper.
1t will make weak drink for me, but
I'll have to go you. It's mean section
of the country, this.
The ferocious style OF tho man had
terrorized half-dozen listeners in the
bar-room, and when he lit rankapee
cigar with n whole box Of matches the
lockers on were amazed. The terror
spit over the head Of the nearest man
to him and shouted: Come running
with that wash; you've been long
enough to clean out camp or break a
bank"
A boy, who had been dispatched by
the barman to drug store. came hur-
rying just at that time, and the sound
of crushing glass made the scowlinR
Westerner look up quickly. Suddenly
the barman was before him with O large
tumbler full of vitriol, broken glass
and red pepper.
''Is the rattlesnake stings in thar p
asked the terror, with less ferocious.
ness than characterized his former
speech.
ats what you ordered" firmly re.
piled the saloonist.
Don't want il without the bites,
replied the bad man as he sided to.
ward the door. A club moved from it's
position behind the bar, and the wicked
man stopped.
PAY for that or go to the hospital,
said the barman, with determination
How much is il asked the danger.
Gus man.
Three dollars"
The money was paid and the terror
sneakod out. philadelphia Neics.
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It Will Cure You'll

GOLDEN SEAL BlTTERS are the
great blood purifier, liver and kidney REM
edy and life-giving principle, perfect
renovator and iuvigorator of the system,
carrying away all poisonous matter and
restoring the blood to a healthy condition,
enriching it, refreshing and invigorating
both mind and body. They are easy of
administration, prompt in their action,
certain in their results, safe and reliable in
all forms Of disease. Every moment of our
lives, every part of our bodies, is wearing
out and is being built up anew. This work
is accomplished by the blood. The blood,
if pure, makes the entire circuit of the
body every seven minutes. But if it be-
comes weak or vitiated and does not perform
its work properly the system is actually
poisoned by the WORKOUT matter clogging
the vital organs instead of leaving the body.
Cleanse the blood whenever you find its i'm
purites bursting through the skin in
pimples, eruptions, sores, etc. Keep the
liver in order, the blood pure, health of the
system will follow. Take GOLDEN SEAL
BlTTERS and no other. Sold by
For sale by Covert g. Bartram and G.
w. Longwell, Druggists.
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Starter, Lev. Woodman. Pools sold largely
in favor of Mary Il. At the tap of the bell
the flyers came to the score, Mary X. ct the
pole, Frank v. I'd and Guy H. Sd. While
scoring, Guy H. threw shoe causing slight
delay. They got away together, however, IN
fine style, and Mary Il. soon began to length
en- her stride, opening up wide gap between
herself and her antagonists. AS she reached
the home stretch, she slackened her speed
and passed under the wire fully seven lengths
ahead amid the deafening cheers of the ex.
cited crowd. Time 2;15,s. The gate money
was appropriated for the benefit of Paw Paw
Cornet Band.
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We have had it warm.

We have had il warm.
Corn planting is booming.
Albert Smith lost horse last week.
White dresses have put in an appearance.
Covert & Bartram have sold their delivery
horse
Our ten miles of shade trees are now a
beautiful sight
Capt Kelly has removed to the southern
part of the city.
Our hungry citizens are now being fed on
asparagus, radishes, onions etc.
Spring fashions seem to be the prevalent
topic among the feminine population.
Ira johnson, the short legged wagon MAX
or, has broken ground for a new house on
his lot west of Chef. Aliens.
We have had hard time, until lately. to
do good job spreading Jersey butter, but
now we get it on in good shape.
The few warm days we have had have
called out summer hats, linen listers and
spring chickens in large quantities.
Mrs. Calista Hogmire is repainting her
house in the most approved style. Mrs. II.
ranks among our handsome widows.
Richard Underwood, the old battle SCARED
hero recently came TO town with load of
live hogs which he re,ailed for 5000 each.
Miss Laura Dreamer, good looking
young lady from the Lone Star state, is WIS.,
ting at Mrs. DIR. Reeds in the Lee district.
That disputed barn, that has Travelled
about 80 much and become so notorious,
now rests quietly on the premises of z. Mac
kelar Esq.
al &x.st A - g.
ground, in preparation for the races. Among
them are couple owned by r. E. Quick,
Frank Cole, groom.
Henry Wilson, who is in the far west, re-
Gently dined with N. b. Crane of East Port
land, Oregon Noe is at work for Uncle
Sam Oh mail line.
Several kids were bathing in the Lamphere
pond last Sunday. Such work makes lots Of
trouble for their parents and furnishes bust
ness for the undertaken.
Charley Emery, one of our dog fanciers
went down to Battle Greek the other day
and bought female canine of Lew Melchor,
and ia going into the business in great style.
Lew Slovenian sold his three years old
colt last week, to st. Joseph man. About
70 fine horses have been sold here this spring.
10 outside parties, and there are plenty OF
them left.
Sam. Maxam. w. ii. Nelson, Hank Per-
kins, Austin j. LOOMS and Mrs. Major Hud-
son were all made happy last week, at the
hands of Uncle Sam, through our Paw Paw
pension agency.
MIR. Rice, who recently returned from a
starring tour on rollers, appeared at the rink
last Saturday evening wearing a beautiful
black mustache, which made great improve
ment in the appearance of the youth. Some
time in the distant future he may have one
that will be more permanent.
One of the most excitingL races we have
witnessed in long time took place at
the Fashion course last Saturday. large
and enthusiastic crowd was present, called
ont by the notoriety of the flyers. The track
was in good condition, weather fine, flyers
in excellent trim, and great footing was ex-
pected from each one. There were but three
entries for the great contest, Mary +. by
Will Lee, Frank v. 10y Johnnie. the butcher,
and Guy II. by Bert Moon. Judges, Hank
McCsbe,;will Showerman and Johnny Brysr.
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REL, rHE REBEL has been captured, and the
backbone of the rebellion" appears to have
been broken. Thus, one by one, the threat
ening clouds of war have been dispersed,
until, instead of war and rumors OF war in
nearly every quarter of the globe, as was the
case few weeks since, there is now better
prospect of peace than of strife, the world
over. At this, all should rejoice Men are
worthy of better fate than to be slaugh-
tered at the caprice of kings or potentates.
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IL is once more senator John A. Logan.
He was elected ON the 10Th inst, receiving
the solid republican vote, 1o3 in number.
The democrats attempted to break the re-
publican ranks by voting for Charles b.
Fsrwell, republican, but failed. The mills
Of the Gods grind slow, but they grind eH-
ceeding fine."
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Thousands any SO.

Mr.. L. w. Atkins, Girard, Kan, writes
81 never hesitate to recommend your Electric
Bitters to my customers, they give entire
satisfaction and are rapid sellers" Electric
Bitters are the purest and best medicine
known and will positively cure Kidney and
Liver complaints. Purify the blood and
regulate the bowels. No family can afford
to be without them. They will save hun
dreds of dolla rs in doctors bills every year
Sold at fifty cents a bottle by Duncombe,
Stearns IL Co.
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Covert d Bartram would specially recon-
mend to the ladies Acker's Dyspepsia Tablets.
AS laxative they have no equal. They are
guaranteed 10 cure Chronic Constipation,
Dyspepsia, and all diseases arising from a
deranged stomach. With free use of the Tab
let's Sick Headache is impossible.
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ANOTHER LIFE SAVED.

Mrs. Harriet Cummings, of Cincinnati Ohio
writes; Early last winter my daughter wss
attacked with severe cold, which settled on
her lungs. We tried several medicines, none OF
which seemed to do her any good, but she con
tinued TO get worse. and finally raised large
amounts of blood from her lungs We called in
a family physician, but he failed to do her any
good. At this time friend who had been cured
by DR.. WM. HALLS BALSAM FOR THE
LUNGS. advised me to give it a trial. We then
got bottle, and she began to improve, and by
the use of three bottles was entirely cured.
fe24-isIV&WlV
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sums in betting on the Gvnesta- Puritan
yacht race, and took the money for that
purpose. 1t is not known where Thomp-
son is.
Should Have Been ,.Coaxed" with IA
No. II Boot.
WASHINGTON, October 15th.@Quite SEN
sation was created here at a late hour last
night by the arrest of Manuel Delcampo,
| Secretary of the Chilean Legation. Del
campo became engaged in a quarrel i'll the
! lobby of the National Theater He refused
| to be quoted by his friend who was with
i him, and when requested to depart, re-
! fused. He was arrested and taken to the
station. where he disclosed his identity,
and, as member of foreign legation is
free from arrest for petty offenses, was at
once discharged. He then refused to leave
! the station until Bayard could be sent for,
so that an apology for the indignity of ar
rest could be made to him before leaving
1t was with great difficulty that he was
coaxed out OF the station 1t is not the
first time he had been arrested for disor-
derby conduct.
4 Admitted to Practice.
! WASHINGTON, October 15th-J. P. Cam
eron and Hon. Clay W. Taylor, of Califor-
mia. have been admitted to practice in the
+ United States Supreme Court, the latter
upon the motion of the ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
American Woman Suffrage Association.
MINNEAPOLIS Mimi. October 18TH
The American Woman Suffrage Associa-
| ton adjourned to-day, after a three days
successful session. The Church of the Re
deemer was crowded, many being unable
to get standing room. Fifteen States and
Territories were represented. Mrs. Duni-
way, of Oregon, Mrs. Iulia Ward, of New
port, Rev. Ada G. Bowers, Lucy Stone and
II. b. Blackwell, of Boston, and many 9TH
ers, made addresses. Resolutions were
adopted, defining the principles of the As
ISOLATION, and laying out plan of work
Ordered Back to Their Post.
OMAHA, October 15th.-General Howard
to-day ordered the troops which have been
on police duty at Rock Springs and Evans
| ton, Wyo., back to their post. A small
squad guard was left in each camp. Quiet
is restored.
| Another Indictment.
| New YORK, October 15th.-A new indict-
ment having been found against Ferdinand
| Ward on which he will be tried next week.
| he was arraigned to-day in the Court of
Oyer and Terminer and pleaded not guilty.
An Old Grudge Settled by Murder.
STAUNToN (Va.), October 15th.-William
NJ. Brown. prominent citizen of this
| county, was snot ana killed III the rotunda
of the fair grounds to-day by Stuart
Kainer. The killing grew out of an old
'grudge. Kainer is in Jail, and the Jail is
guarded to prevent lynching
Noted Architect Dead.
Cory (Pa), October 5th.-Reuben Bull
man, who died to-day, was noted architect
and designer. He was born in London,
and came to America thirty years ago. A
| few hours after his death the post brought
letter from J. II. Wade, manager of the
Garfield monument of Cleveland, appoint
ing Bullman superintendent of the cree
! ton of that structure.
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form corporation, and abundant talent to
carry it on, and abundant market in the
Eas for all of our good fruit; but we have
got to organize and hunt the market, or let
our fruit go through the same channels it
has been going. The fruit-dealer of this
season has shipped to the same sharper or
shark that the corporation at Newcastle
has, and with just as much loss by the
sharpers. Now it is an impossibility for
the railroad to haul one-quarter of a car
load as cheaply per pound as they can full
car, and is it not absurd to ask it? OF
course, Governor Stanford can say, 1--WE
will do it at the same price, but we know
he cannot at the same expense; therefore,
the one helps the other to pay. / have
faith that before the next season the cues
ton will be solved. G. w. HANCOCK.
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LADIES OE SACRAMENTO

A ND VICINITY. WE SHALL HEREAFTER
N keep on hand make to order for ladies the
latest style of Cuff Gloves, with RutTy Fasten-
ings," using some seven different shades of the
best imported Kid; also, several colors of Castor
Buck including Black and Green finished Buck
Gents Working, Driving and Street Gloves Of
all kinds made. Don't mistake the place, 1919
Ninth street, odd Fellows Temple. The only
place in the city where they know how to make
a good glove. All work warranted heavy glove
hand sewed DODGES SACRAMENTO GLOVE
FACTORY. ol6-tfTuThS
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IN, p,coRp-Us1os is the only paper o

fac RECORD UNION is the only paper on
The coat, outside Of San Froacisoo, thds re-
seives The full Associated Press dispatches
tros. all parts Of the wOrId. Outside Of Sen
Fcanc;soo it EGs no competition, in point O
numbers, in as home and general circulation,
throughout the coast.
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Our Government has established auaran-
tine against the smallpox in Cana Ia
Now let the Canadian authorities resent
! the movement by closing their ports
against American bank robbers and de-
faulters. The moral pestilence is worse
than the smallpox, and appears to be
more catching
Milan, King of Servia, is said to have un-
| masked the real situation of his little pro-
vince by informing the Powers that his
! subjects demand of him to either give up
his crown, or go TO war and give up his
head. He has concluded to obey the voice
of the people-whether it's the voice OF God
or not-and hence the warlike prepare
| tons ana skirmishing in the name of
patriotism
| The idea that any considerable part of
the Prohibition vote cast in Ohio this week
came from the ranks of the Democrats.
will be found by comparison of figures after
| the smoke Of battle is cleared away, to be
without foundation. Those who have re-
| manned Democrats during the temperance
! agitation of the last few years In that State,
when the Bourbon party has been making
open and relentless war for free whisky
have not become conscience stricken at
| this late date, nor been suddenly seized
with an aversion Of the Kentucky rot-gut
The Democrats are thus early searching
| their ranks TO determine who shall be
Governor Stoneman's successor. They are
giving themselves unnecessary trouble for
the next Governor will not be selected
from their number, but will be a Republi-
can. If the Democrats of the State were
to-day permitted to say, without any inter-
ference on the part of the Republicans
who our next Executive should be, they
would utterly fail to find any man whom
they.could agree upon. The Republicans,
however, propose to have something to say
about the matter. and to resume charge of
the affairs of State at the close of the present
Gubernatorial term.
The insanity plea, to aid the escape of
criminals, is likely to become speedily
obsolete. The modern plan of a man
claiming he was drunk instead of insane,
is far more available. Where a person sets
up that he was insane when he committed
a crime, and gets clear on that ground, the
testimony as to his other insane acts"
which are necessary to get the jury to ac-
cept the insanity theory, are always un-
pleasant falsehoods to have told about
person. But it's no disgrace for q defend
ant to show that he was so drunk when the
crime was committed that he twas incapa-
BILE of having an intent and this answers
the purpose just as well, and leaves the
person at liberty to repeat the programme
as often as necessary. Mention was made,
few days since, of man found not to be
guilty of stealing a horse and buggy, be-
cause he was very drunk when he
appropriated them to his own use Yester-
day the discharge of man, who was be-
fore the Police Court upon a charge of
obtaining money under false pretenses,
was asked on the ground that he had been
drinking when the offense was committed
1t Will soon be found that this drunk "
plea will fit and be available in all kinds of
criminal cases, and will be extremely pop
nj
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Pavilion Rink !!
GRAND opominE.

ASlIN ORSNAAo
THIS PLEASANT HOME OF ROLLER sKAT-
/ ing win resouad with laughter and happy
voices of merry pediculators, on
Saturday, October 1sth inst,
When there will be q. GRAND OPENING.
Everything new and first-class The finest
MAPLE FLOOR on the coast The STAR
SKATE considered the best) win be used ex-
clusively at this Rink. Prices of admission
Gents, Csc; Ladies, 10c Rink (woodl Skates
l5c.; Rink steel States 25c. Owners of skates
viii be charged Toe. for use of floor. Doors open
at P, NJ; Skating at z:30 p. NJ. Grand March al
$50. General Skating until H. The strict rules
enforced last year will be continued. ol5 lie
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cLUNIE OPERA HOUSE.
A FLORAL GIFT OFFERINGI
4 Literary and Musical Entertainment
WILL BE GIVEN AT THE
SIXTH-STREET M. G. CHURCH,
NEXT FRIDAY EVENING, OCT. 10th.

TIME LADIES ARE SPARING NO PAINS TO
i make it a success The proceeds are FOR
the benefit of the Church. Refreshments will be
served at the close of the exercises. Admission
D cents; children under l2yea:s Of age 10 cents.
The following is the programme Prayer by
Rev. E. K. Ollie. Part First-Instrumental Duet,
g Evening Bells" Miss Gertie Gerrisa and Mr.. L.
Jordan; Song, THE Flower Girl Gift" by four
teen little girls bearing the floral offerings; a
Recitation, The Wounded Hero" by Miss
We've and Maud Henry. Part Second Grand
Polka Concert" (by Wallace, Miss Mamie Bar
rett; Recitation, People win TAX" Little May
Heath; Song, e" A Bird Across the Sea- Miss
Ernie Fitch; Vocal Duet, THE Drunkard'E
Loved Ones" Miss Pearly Jackson and Edna
Cooley; Song, Flight of the Birds (by
Hodge,, NJ IS Julia Lauglin; Vocal Duet, Mrs.
w O. Fitch and Miss Gprtip GerriSh nT5-of
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GENERAL NEWS.
OPENING FOR AMERICAN ENTER.
PRISE In PERSIA.
Presidential Appointnents-Ea Eastern
Races-New Xes.k Politics
Affairs Abroad.
DOMESTIC NEWS.

ESPECIAL DISPATCHES TO THE rroonp-usuos.l
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. 10 II5IIt II UIIl dIUIIt.
Prince Alexander Warned

of the conference at Constantinople. the
powers have sent note to Prince Alexan-
der, urging him to pacify Roumelia, and
warning him that otherwise ne will run
the risk of losing the union. In any event,
he must recognize the suzerainty of the
SultaD
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n. S. G. W.-Sacramento Parlor, No. s.
You are requested to meet at Changers Hall
TOMORROW AFTERNOON at l o'clock, to
attend the Funeral of our late Brother, THOS.
S. 1NGHAM. Fines viii be enforced for non at
tendance THEO G. ElLERS, President
GEO. d. IRVINE. Secretary o16-lt#
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ODORLESS EYCAVATOR.

CESSPOOLS AND VAULTS CLEANED
" cheap ard free from ali offensive odors
Orders left at Carpenters Wood and Coal Yard,
i26 K street; or at Pacific Market, rs J street,
viii be promptly attended to.
ols-4pSIp J. H CAMPBELL & co.
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

Red Jacket Tribe, No. 2S, Imp'd s,
o. K. M.-The NEW BYLAWS are ~1sSef
now ready for distribution. Let every Szsfsss2fs-
member be at the Wigw2m FRIDAY sEzssstIea
EVENING, october 10th, and get one.
J. DUNBAR, Sachem.
b. w. WITHINGToN, c. of r. DIG 1t%
The Officers and Members of
Owosso Tribe, No. SO, Imp'd o. r. Men, --15&
are hereby notified to be at the Wig $50 =
wan THIS L NJ, to attend the Funeral SHeas's1ss
of our late Brother L. S. INGHAM
K. II. GREEN, Sachem.
J. c. MEDLEY, c, of r. ol6-ltt
Attention, Sacramento Eussars!
You are hereby ordered TO attend your ~
regular Monthly Drill at TURNER <ZszxD
HALL. THIS friday EVENING, Octo- ~
Der 10th, at S O'clock sharp. BY order of
Ol71t# F Hebron Cantain
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GENERAL NOTICES.

$. s. & f. L. Southworth, Dentists, Sac
s}-tf
Frank f. stevens. Piano Tuner-Ad-
dress }. +. COOPER'S MUSIC STORE. No
5&7 J street, Sacramento. Cal. au2O-3m
Carpet Weaving-Soa NJ street. Work
done hrst-claSs on shortest notice nu10-Sms
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ITO LET-THREE UNFINISHED ROOMS
4 suitable for housekeeping, at No. llO915
Ninth street, to persons without children; refer
ence required. ole
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Reparation Demanded by England from
Spain.

LONDON October 18th. - The ENGLISH
Government has presented a note to the
Spanish Government demanding repara-
ton for an insult to the British Consulate
at Havana. The Consul became surety for
a Spanish claim merchant, and pending an
appeal the merchant failed, whereupon the
Spanish officials seized and sealed up the
archives of the Consulate, in spite of the
protest of the Consul