The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-02-13

they are positive they can induce q
man to come here and erect a tow
mill, which will make a market for
fsx straw and employ thirty hands.
An,exchange labors through a col.
, umn sendeayoring to explain wherin
men differ from women. 1t can be
told ina nutshell. A man never be-
comes 4 mother under the most favor
able circumstances.
No trains ran over this division on
Tuesday for the second time this
winter. The cause was too much
snow in Iowa. Itbegins to look as
though Col. Kings plan to tunnel
Iowa was a very feasible one.
Capt. Wagner has introduced a bill
in the Legislature which provides for
a special election in Bon Homme Co.
in May for the relocation of the coun-
ty seat. 1t provides that a majority
vote shall decide the question.
The Democrat says progressive
euchre has struck Chamberlain. A
dog of female proclivities belonging
to J. NJ. Percy of this town recently
became mamma to ten puppies which
leads us to believe progressive you
cur has also struck Kimball.
A Kimball man, after a little ex-
perience, truthfully and Indignantly
asserts that no woman, however ner-
yous, has a right to wake up her hus-
band from a sound sleep to tell him,
on inquiring what's the matter, "noth-
ing, only I wanted to know if you was
awake"
E. p. Ochsner and wife returned
from their visit to their old home in
Wisconsin On Sunday night and we'll
pleased to be among their Kimball
friends again. ED" says part of the
time the thermometer was down to
sos below in Wisconsin and snow
until he got sick of it.
A Cleveland woman has succeeded
in Matching out fifty-seven chickens
with a dry goods box for a nest, and a
coal oil lamp to furnish the warmth
usually impaired by a hen on such
accasions.- PainesuiNe (O.,) Journal
It's a wise chicken in that brood
that knows his own father.
An item is going the rounds of the
press that Mark Twain has made
100000 by his pen. Most of the
Iowa people in this section know of
an Iowa man-we have forgottcg his
name-who has done better than that
and is now making $4,000 every year
from his pen. He keeps pigs in it.
Speaking of the Hand Fire Grenade
reminds us of the young man, who
after being in a Cleveland, Ohio rink
and seeing the grenades hanging
along the wall, went home in a state
of great admeration. "They are very
thoughtful there" said he "for they
have bottles of linament hung up all
ready for USE"
Great credit is due to Capt S. r.
Nugen, who was the means of get
ting Lewis d Brown to come to Kim
ball and look up the mill business.
The Capt. has been writing and send
ing the GRAPHIC to them for months
past. He says he has just one OBJ
lection to them, and that is they are
both Democrats.
Smith & Calta will establish a
branch hardware store in Castalia
about the fifteenth of March with G..
w. James as manager. 1t is not nee
essary for the GRAPHIC to introduce
the firm to its readers in Cha's. Mix
Go. for they are we'll known there as
being prompt and reliable business
men in every way.
The GRAPHIC publishes this week
another letter from G. Nj. Austin
which is of interest to every tax pay
er and will bear a careful reading.
The Graphic agrees with MI. Austin,
that the registration laws of Dakota
should be repealed. We utterly fail
to see where it is of any benefit. Mr..
Austin also makes some good points
ON the amount Of costs thrown on the
Territory by useless law suits and
prosecutions.
Mr.. d. M. Inman, chairman of the
Territorial Democratic Commute,
gives out the following: The Pennsyl,
vania railroad has agreed 10 give Da-
kota Democrats a rate Of $40 for
round trip ticket from Chicago to
Washington and return, tickets to be
good from Feb. 90 to March 10th in
.clusiye. Also the C. M. & st. P.
will issue round trip tickets at one
and one-6fte fare to Chicago, from all