The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-06-04
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rpmr iprsnts We srrrcse ,bry bss- 30
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Although barber shop il nps gam
Lliex den. YET The dyes are "Itsn hand
lid there.
Married .enen oisim great many
sI.iass. but We hsss never board one boast
81 being older than heS Lusbshd.
'.xhss did ,os say friend is. Tommy y
"a tsridsrms-s What 10 ihs,f'' -why
b. ns sor, q ~ animal upholsterer
"a 'sehia rest" 10 much 10 favor with
sloiisi-.s 81 srcelleot device should
no, be coa6ned 10 shy particular profess
.isn
A Miiwsakee boy has swallowed q
trade dollar He'll vish bed selected a
legal iss1ss deliss when the day Of re-
dsnpiioa comes.
"a little ter year old miss told her ma
that she was never going 10 be married.
but meant 10 be widow. because widows
dressed 10 such nice black and always
looked 90 happy.
--waltbHm. Ne. has no minister. doc
tor OF blacksmith. The skating rink gets
along without the ,ninister. but il misses
the doctor and blacksmith.
Ill cast man ten dollars and sore
nose 70 express an opinion In Jackson,
Mich. The other day. He inferred that
smother man was liar and said so.
Nothing boshers modest but hungry
old ben 50 much as when she has made a
hearty breakfast of an old shoe lace and
fads the unfortunate shoe at the end Of
IL
- II sign OF an early fall when man
puts on roller skates for the first time |
Add il is also noticed that backward |
spring. is sometimes brought on 10 this
way.
How did you like the sermon?' in.
quired the new minister Of the sexton. as
they were walking home from church.
First rats | always did like that ser
mon.
AN iodisna youne lady has invented
piano stool which rests the back All that
10 nov wanted is some mechanical coptri.
vance that will give the piano a rest once
in While
"A heroic aud noble mans first thought
when his house took fire recently was for
his mother in. Law, whom he saved from
burning staircase by promptly throwing
her from third stnvr ~i-i~--
No one il ever killed by lightning
xhcn sseep 10 bed. according to the as
ssrtion OF an English electrician. When
ever you hear clap Of thunder always go
TO bel aud fall asleep Immediately.
-3e,sey. an old colored cook, was moon
ing around The kitchen one day. when her
mistress asked her II he was H. mo,
ma'sm. not 'xAclly." said Betsey; "but the
fact Is. dou't feel ambition Dough 70 git
onter my own way.
Ia Lapland. where the nights are
from three TO six months long, beaux often
Kiss their swee,hearis good night about
six weeks before dsybreak. Their stock
u caromels, peanuts and email talk be-
cone exhausted by that time.
The ashes Of an imperial Caesar. WHO
vas kiln dried more than eighteen hun
drci years ago, we're nsed by washer
woman recently in tho manufacture Of
sol, soap. II takes long while sometimes
10 tind ont uhat man is good Tor
They have introduced ladies' clubs 10
Lonlos. says an exchange Though how
in the world the Londonese have got along
mp to the present time without rolling pins
and broomsticks Is one the things that
no Teller laS yc. heep able to find out
--Neibisg makes man prouder than
10 hai When be has got his garden uicsly
laid out aud the seeds all ~ tha, every ben
within mile VI hrm seems determined to
hsse clas "a the job aud 10 shcS how
she would have arranged matters II be
had consulted her
Now that the postage has been re- :
duced 10 cents an ounce the majority OF
iree born American citizens ought to be
satisfied. and even II !, should be reduced .
to netting there are men Who would think
,hsy were doing The country favor by
usiDa the mails Ii
~An action Wis brought recently before
Justice Has Aims. In England. 70 recover
The value Of tso cASks VI behring's in a.
why such dslsyf" asked the Judge
well" said The plaintiff. u again and !
again. whenever ] could ind him. asked
for payment. until u last be told me TO 40 :
thu devil. upon which ] told him !, was
high tina 10 cons 10 your lordship,
IL should 10 10 write for your pa
per-" aid bsist young man Who bad
sstei 10 sec IL sditor 'Blsss Jon, my
boy. = said The - pusher. emerging wear.
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