The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-01-22
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1, scrsish for lsstss.
--ws,lth lss Ne e.rss % veil - psssr.
". bot shsy sss nss repsln.
Der dsamna 10 der noss isrocsni
man 90 da read. ssd the book assst The
eus~st
- train bslisi tins." psssksd
Jsp1s. s~siss ~ elderly lady ificksd oct
ss Toll flowing fobss
Yea me, ieal your friends With cheap
plated -srs. but you eest fccl burglar.
W. vent touch !,
That's very musso.l bird, ssid The
sresssy man. pointing 10 40 aai th., sas
rssnins np sad dow The scales
"A lost female hshy has been ijsn,ifsd
10 Cslssxs "a belonging TO q B.st.n fsmi.
y. ~. s.s identified BY Ler eye
gisssss
There are .asl, bats aud la,v bssts.
red basis sol y. li.. bess. police bss.s
ssI Lsi ~. dead heat We bare al tie
,.ar foaDd
There srv %, . .hs would be ashamed
to esi with ~. il ksi,e.. even Ia private.
but .ho Ill laia At the top Of their voices
10 the pabi.c rss.i'sx RON
You esshoi slsa,s Judge . mats
sLsrssisf 10y ibe sloiL~s Lr vssu Some.
times The liaer 10 .ortL great deal more
than iLs fursiiars which il covers
Sunday school teacher tto The bright
boy of the class Johnnie. hov did
Eiiish disf" Jehsnis- He didst die
He vs ,rassla,ed iron the original He.
brew" ~
Bridal sstss are somstiuss kept for
fifty o. . buadrsd ysars. sod no wonder.
II tbs bride makes II herself she does not
want 10 throw II away. and nobody will
Eat IT,
lt's 10th fassy sad strange 10 see a
thu tussius up the street with olsck,
While The clock is russisg dswn. How
lar apart are they when the alarm il
seuadedf
At college sxanisatiss. . professor
ssked. Does my question enbarrass your
Not Of all. cir, replied the student
met q all. II 10 quite clear. II is the
answer 10 II that bothsrs me"
AT st. Asne's Sunday school in Low.
ell. Mass, 10 answer to the question.
What 10 the greatest church festival2F q
little orphan Of six years promptly res.
pended, Tho strawberry festival"
What 10 curiosity. NAP asked .
little jamie. "A curiosity ID some that is
very strange. ny son" III pc bought
you . ssalstin sacque this winter, would
that be q curiosity mo my son. that
would b. . miracle.
"A lot OF st Louis heirs we're much
sgsi,s,ed by the unexpected temperance
OF supposed dead man whose estate was
bsiss administered. The heirs tried 10
smile ssa look glad to see him. but il was
terribly hard work
A we'll known clergy man. on being
accused OF leaning toward Universalism,
replied that hs hoped every body would
70 TO heaven, and said be. there arc
some people tina, l Ssh we're there now.
Whats the matter. cid fellow? You
look sick " Il an" "Busisess dullY
No" Health bad?n Yes; dyspepsia.
That ia too lad. Your cooking 10 not
very good is iig" no" Wife goss
s~syg' 'Ns; girl has.
We're thcse clothes male for you,
Jrnkiases1G acquired Brown. looking a
the tslItAls seam down the front Of the
psntaloon legs. "what do you supposs2"
s@ ihs syAsive reply. did yen think /
vas made for tho olothss?'
NY dear" hs said. huskily, as he
iunblsd With bis coat in The gray Of the
nsrsiss. II len bottle of--of--sf medi.
rfss in my pocket vhea came 10 last
sisLt Did you see anything Of it2'
Yes" shs replied. II ssv it. But I've
locked up the vhisk - aud lost the key
somewhere.
What do you think Of M. Thompson.
msf" He sssus V - very nice; but !
.ould sos escosrsas hin II ! we're you."
"wby. mammal" He has red hair, aud
rod headed men are always asceitful. I"
Bat pa has rod hair" "Wsll net quite
rsi, chil.l, bat us quite RID enough,
10, nsh. z
There never vas better example OF
the ronr'ss form Of sxpressiou common 10
,rsi Western Americans than tho srsvcr
VI man OF The Sierras. Who. when asked
about The character ola usig h Dor. replied,
Mister. don't kLos much shout him
but nv impression i. that be would make
nrsi rlss- stranger.
WIS, i,s objected 10 SO you've been
prse''c,ns Al ihs skating rink, chr" said .
fiisni 10 Sin,kios Yes admitted
Siakiss. II have "wsil hov do you
TAXI 70 soll NJ "0hi I've no objsetios
70 The r.ii -. Thy 70 all right lis The
chalk -. u. dor tia, object 10. It's %
a.s.rd hard ~ brush %. "
H-asy suhoeaLsl.. fosenan Hssry Krug
Psckiax CO. ST. Joseph, No. uses DR.
rh"1,.s' Esiecsrie Oh With his msn Tor
sprunA, sat. bruises. cbapp-i hssds, etc
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