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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
ROAST DOG AT ALL HOURS.
Where Money is Made when Royalty is
Not Given Credit.
ZION "a - DLsp0tch.


MIR. and Mrs. James Veltman, Of Harbor
Greek, recently returned to this country from
4 seven years residence in Honolulu, the
capital Of the Hawaiian Kingdom Sandwich
ISLANDS,. A reporter called upon Mr.. Welt
man for some points on prospects for making
money in the Sandwich islands.
''Of course money can DC made in Homo
lulu,' SAID Mr.. NsltmAn. II opened res
taurant, and by avoiding the patronage OF
the royal family and the nobility, the enter
prise grew to he quite profitable. Those
people. from the King downward, adore roast
COG. They are fond ~ dog in any style, but
the roasted article is the favOrlte dish. had
TO have roast dog at all hours in order to sue
coed J."
You spoke Of ignoring royalty and nobility,
Mr.. Vcltman."
~ did. They are the biggest Of dead beats,
and would eat up ones captain month. Do
you sue this paper? TITS my account against
MS royal highness, Prince Albert. who will
beat owes me for eighty plates Of poi, also for
seven dog dinners, with whisky added, and
fortwo days work mending his coronet or
crown. II hadn't shut down on his royal
nib1s should have been ruined"
"What is poi?"
at is the root OF the tart plant, and when
cooked somewhat resembles the potato, eX-
cept that 1t is blue. 1t is generally baked
with dog, 80 that 1t becomes saturated with
the juices or gravy of the animal"
did the King patTonze your placeY
calling attention to our strictly cash IN ad-
vance rules, and never came afterwards ex-
cept when he couldn't loaf on anybody for
dog or poi.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
He Forgot His GIasaes.

from tite CH3cNgO IFtOtHe,
There is a young clerk in one of the promi-
nent banks in Chicago whose home is in the
town of Cicero. He is gOOd-lOOking. popular,
and can IN the presence Of women make him
self very agreeable. Consequently he is
much sought after by the fair sex in his ma
tive town. The only drawback to his happi-
ness lies in the fact he is ar-sighted The
other night a swell ball wes given Ia Cicero
and the bank clerk was selected to do honors
Of the occasion. Unfortunately he forgot his
glasses, and when he entered the room he
could hardly recognize q face. He engaged
his own particular girl for dance in the
course of the evening, and when the time
came went and claimed, as he supposed, his
partner. In the course of the dance he found
out that he had made mistake and was
Waiting with the wrong person. He con
Quoted his partner to = sea AMI went to make
his apologies TO the girl whom he had sighted
Really" said he TO a young woman, II beg
your pardon for not claiming the last dance
which you were kind enough TO give me, but
| made a mistake, and thought until the
dance was half over that l was dancing with
you. most humbly beg your pardon"
''Slr," was the response. Il made no en-
g1gement with you, ami, really am unac-
custOmed to be addressed by strangers in this
way. | don't know You, and Judging from
your actions, l think / don't care to make
your acquaintance"
A this she turned suddenly upon her heel
and walked off, leaving the bank clerk to
realize that his eyesght had again played him
false, and he had again gOtten the wrong
woman. The joke was too good to keep, and
the ballroom was soon cOnvulsed with
laughter at the thought of the young mans
unluCky mistakes
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
BRIGHT BITS.

odd you notice, DEAR at the party last
evening, how grandly our daughter Clara
swept into the ROOM
Husband with a gruntJ-'TO, yes! Clara
can sweep into a ON gr3ndly enough, but
when II comes to sweeping out a room she
isn't there tta
SPILL want lot OF blanks for assault and
battery cases." SAID a Texas Justice, entering
printing esta blishment
Are You out of blRnks|' asked the printer.
mo. but l viii be pretty soon. There 10
going to be eelored Pan Evangelical council
preacher meet here in day oTtwo, and
want TO be prepared for the rush OF business.
Tins IS my busy season. I'D rkGRSalo TSdUeLer.
HAVE you been kept in again at school?p
asked an Austin father OF his son. who came
sinking home just at dark.
yes, sir. didn't know my jografy les
son"
Good heavens alive. boy, if YOU are kent in
that way now. at a little one horse school,
when you go to the university at Austin you
won get home once IN every two or three
years. I'D r6dnsGto TyGUeler.
LOOK HERE said Gus de smith to news
paper reporter, ''yOu tell me a couple Of good
jokes; ] want to get 'em OF as original, you
know, at little social gathering to- night.
I'll lend you s. if you do ."
Cant possibly DO i. If you get OFF the
Jokes everybody viii know YOU stole them,
and If II leaks out thar have got s. people
will think the same Of me-" aud hence the
deadlock still coHtmues.-OhristiGna at Work.
HE-"I tod MIR. Bluff what You said Clara
that you felt really iusuted that he should
come into your presence in his shirt sleeves"
''She-"I am sorry you told him, john; it is
needless to make the poor fellow feel bad
about 1t; don't imagine he thought about
his appearance. But what did he say?"
"He-"On, he said If he had known that
you objected TO shirt sleeves. he should have
rolled them up out of sight. "-B0ston Tran
script.
Binds OF PASSAGE: A SILLY JINGLE
The parsOn back to work, refreshed,
Now stirring sermons preaches;
The girls are coming home again
In bevies rom the beaches.
Some signing over precious time
They've wasted in tlrtations,
And some, who'Ye hooked their fAsh, to make
1heir weddtog preparations
The pretty iris who went away
With ebeeks as red as elerrles
We notice coming back day
with faces brown as berries.
DIyoRcE-.
Woman fair,
over there
On the sandy shore,
An umbrella
W Ana a fellow,
Only tnesV--nO more.
Silen5 COMES Tee3c
With tnk ing thumbs,
A long-suspecting hubby:
Fellows ear
Is feeling queer,
And madam's very sobby.
Lawyer now,
With wrnkied brow,
Talks q matter o. money;
Has papers drawn,
Witnesses sworn
4 Vinculo matrimonm.
-. II. Hsgerin.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
INDEX TO new ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETIEGs-My Lodge No. 6. x. OF p;
Chippewa Tribe No. 4, 1. o. Of z M; MaGno-
liza Encampment No. ], /. o. o. f.; Live Oah
Lodge No. 9. /. O. OF; Clinton 10 ge No
81, r. A. M; Excelsior Lodge No. s, h. of p;
Teutonia Lodge NO. z. X. OF r.; Attention,
knights; Du Guesclin Division No. 1. X. OF
p. Forest City Lodge No. l., h. Of p; Officers
Grand Lodge, X. p.
srEoIAL NoTlcEs-The Great Interstate
Tent Meeting in Augusta, Ga; as to Crew OF
British Steamship StrathmOre.
ST. PATRTCK's CHURCH-Musical ana Ora
matte Entertainment.
AUCTION SALEs-Choice Piece Of Property,
by j.. Mclaughlin < Son; Floar, and House
hold ana Kitchen Furniture, by D. X. Ken
needy; Mule, Wagon, etc, by G. II. Dorset.
WANTs-BOarders A Young Man as Book
keeper and Cashier; An Active Porter; a
Good White Nurse; Invoice Clerk; Situation
as Clerk; Carpenters Bookkeeping; to Rent
Small Dwelling; Carpet Sewers; to Rent
House.
PERsoNAL-A Gentleman Seeks Core
spondence with Lady; A Young Lady Seeks
Correspondence with a Gentleman.
FOR SALE-Weed Sewing Machine; Furn-
ture Of a Boarding House; An Old Estab-
lished Manufacturing Business.
To RENT-Flat Of Rooms: Three story
Brick House; Brick Residence; Suites OF
Rooms; Desirable House; Several Desirable
Offices; A TwO-story House; House As Jones
Residence 81 Tattnall; Offices and Wharf
Stores: House on Anderson; Residence 81
Jefferson; Brick Residence cor. st. Julian and
Habersham; 4 Room Cottage; Rooms Furnish
ed or Uniuruished; Several Residences iBrick
Dwelling on Tattnan and Charlton; House %
Abercorn; Residences and stores.
BoARD-At i02 Broughton Street: On Lib
erty street, near S. h. * W.; Meals Fur
nished.
BREAD, CAKES, ETC.-L. Vogel.
REPAIRING CLOTuISG.-S. White.
MUsIC-Taught by Mrs. Nathaus.
CIGARETTES Cap, Bjou ana Shag.
HEDlCAL-s. 5. s.; Guinn's Pioneer Blood
Remover.
FALL Goons CoNING-Chas. Logan & Co.
TO suOEEBs-Rieser & Stern.
ONE DOLLAR lEAR-Savannah Focal
WILL REMOVE SEPT. "a. Il. Altmayer &
Co.
CLOTHNG-B. II. Levy & Bro.
SPECIAL DEVEs-At Gustaye Eckstein &
Cc.'s.
Observation-Disclosures Of the National
Bank Of savannah.
PHOrOGRAPHs-At Havens'
AT BEAUFORT ONE DAWN. E. Wilson
PHOToGRAPHs--A q Eull street.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
QaprIltE 3aIanirrn
Out in a Snow Storm

There are some things that leave inaa,f,,.
MARKS on mans memory. Nothiap WIZ
happens afterwards can efTace them
when memory is perpetually assisted nv 80
bodily pain or trouble, it becomes IN '' "a,
more vivid" GIL 'ne
Inc speaker was Mr.. Jonathan Sullivan +ho
popular druggist of Boston. No man -, nc
trade Is better known there, or posses.ss 10
greater host OF friends. His place of I..'-
ness, at the corner of Beacon and Tra,oa@.
streets, is familiar Landmark ON tbSl1
crowded thoroughfares. 'Se
Continuing, Mr.. Sullivan said. 81 ,ra..-
the service o. the government durine, ~ % n
those terrible years from 1861 TO 1865. Tra
member particularly one winter A = Ie'
snow storm was raging, and the bows to,,eiIee
missed the snug homes they had left a. .ly
distant North. At the time | was an ~ t we
ITO n an external injury, and the exposurss
gave me my first taste of rheumatiNp,- tt.,'te
thing much worse and more dinlculr tn o.e
than any ordinary wound. Few OF NJ, ulo
haDle TO be bayoneted or shot, but everrbo,jo
everywhere is daily in danger of contr331piuy
rheumatism in more or less modified ra lug
Most palns-nOt clearly traceable IN AN n
causes-are rheumatic. They NAV be in ts
JOINTS, In the back or in any Of q hnndrl9G
places; they may come to- dav and 90 tc GU
life" 'O'i'' VI IoF
~ hope yours ended with the war; saidr
buhdpplly IL ala not" replied Mr. SuIi
van. II nave suffered from ID ever .l,c
Whether shall ever get rid of il altogotb"r
can't say, but one thing can saw: fbat teA
most certain, speedy and efficient relIef 'II
nave ever found for it is Benson's Canrlne
Plaster. deal in medicines, as Won Lo,,r
and am consequently acquainted with ever""'
thing that is used for all kinds of maIadios.
and, without denying the virtues of otSs,
preparations, you may quote me as sayif,
that Benson's Plaster Is the safest, surest An
quickest. Yet every time ! feel t,gincco ~
the oldttroublc | think of that snow siorn
during he war"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
A Dog Tanning the Baby.

II-VN' no 7 tII6VtTg JItFVTffct0s
Dog stories are always in order, provided
they are true. 4 gentleman in one of the SUI
burban wards owned fine specimen OF the
spaniel breed, which il very fond of children.
and when any little ones visit his MASTER
house constitutes himself their companion
playmate ana guardian. few days ago \
lady with An infant visited the gentleman
and IN the course OF the day the child was laid
on pillow on the floor TO amuse itself for a
time. The dog took his place near the little
one, as usual. The day was hot and the nies
bad and they made the baby the target OF fire.
que mt attacks. This rendered her restless
D0Sgie watched her for a few minutes, and
then, walking close up, with his nose or paw
urove away every ily as soon rs it Int on the
baby's face. and did u 80 gently, toe, as not to
tracted the attention of the mother and
others, who were filed with astonishment at
his thoughtful Kindness. This story has the
mnrIl OF irnIh.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

HdrpCr's Magasine for October will
contain an article of a good deal OF in
terest TO beer drinkers. From the article
it appears that beer brewing stands sixth
among all industries in this country in
the amount Of capital used, being ex-
ceeded only by metals, cottons, wooens
and worstods, lumber, and -four; and It's
growth is SHOWN by the fact that, whereas
In 1850 the production OF the United States
was something over l3,000000 barrels, in
1885 il was over $4,000, 900. The United
states stands third in the list OF beer
producing couatrics-Great Britain II the
last general estimate brewing l,00O. zoe, 900
gallons, Germany 900.000,00O, and the
United States 6OO,OOO,O0O. The census re-.
ported 2,lW breweries, employing %, 220
people, who earned wages OF 1886 q
yearly-an average higher than in almost
any other industry. The words "ale" and
"beer" are used Unfortunately in Eng.
land, but American brewers conhne the
word beer 20 lager, the product ~ what is
known as the under-fQrmentatlon process,
and ale to the product OF the upper-fer.
mentation process, which are carried on
with different kinds OF yeast aud at diff
ferent temperatures.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
A beautiful story.

'FV77' 70" '''''F t77'N' 4F'NFt''
Salt Lake has one OF the most intelligent
dogs in creation, rs the following story shows
The owner OF the dog IA also the proprietor Of
COW. Every morning the dog is started on
to drive the COW TO pasture down near the
Jordan. lunch for the dog Is tied up in
paper and fastened To his collar He viii
drive tho COW 10 where there Is good pasture.
and on hot days VIII then lie down IN the
shadow she casts, moving along IA the COW
moves, and thus keeping constantly in the
shade. hic does not touch his lunch until
noon. when he clips the collar from his head.
tears on the paper snd deyours his repast
He will then, with his paws, push the collar
back over his head, and toward evening starts
the COW for home. This story Is vOuched for
by several persona who have witnessed the
dogs performance; In fact, some Of the people
Of the vicinity are in the habit Of watching
him every day.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
He Drow the Line At Pie.

In the raft Of Congressman and Senators
temporarily resident in St Paul Wi-c0nsin
shows much timber, and one Of the most not d.
able pieces OF dimension stun il H. q stevenson,
Of Marinette. who will represent the Ninth
district. IL rs % Of Ike, who Il rich 81 cream,
10y the way, that soon after he was elected he
thus unbOsOmed himself to % friend:
Been elected TO Congress, as | suppose YOU
know. I've never been down there, and may
be won't catch on nrst-ratc. However. M Y
daughter has been TO Europe and Paree, and
reckon Ill'lct her run things in a social way
pretty much a. she likes. IN try to 10 tho
decent and a. ahe tells me. one things sure
enough, though-Im DID Il i'n o.. pic with
q fork p
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
like HIS FATHER.
He was Afflicted with Stone in the
Bladder.

Mr.. S. W. Hicks, of Pleasant Valley, Ouch
ess county, N. T., the son Of Mr.. e. $. HeEs,
whose name may have appeared IN this jour
nal in connection with an article similar 70
this, was, like his father, afflicted with Stone
in the Bladder. only that his case was more
Sc ious than his fathers. The father advised
the son to write to DR.. David Kennedy, Of
ROndout, n. Y, who, he said, would tell him
what to do. DR.. Kennedy replied, suggesting
the use of ENSEDY'S gAVORlTE RENE
DY, which had worked - successfully in the
fathers case. Mr.. Hicks who had beeRas-
sured by the local physicians that they could
do nothing more for him tried FAVORiHE
REMEDY. After two weeks use Of it he
passed stone % Of an itch long and ofihe
thickness of a pipe stem. Since then hehss
had no symptoms OF return of the trouble
Here is a sick man healed. What better re-
suits could have been expeded2 What greaer
benefit could medical scince confer INC
end was gained; that Is sFely enough "
Kennedy assures the pubic, by q reputation
which he cannot afford b imperil, that lhe
FANORIrE REMEDY DIES invigornte ih5
blood, cures liver, kidneYand bladder com
plants, as well as all those diseases ana weak
nesses peculiar to females.
Thousands OF Grated People volun.
tarily testify in letters TO DR.. Kennedy, VIE
a warmth and fulluess Of words which melo
business documents and certificates never
possess, what "FavOrite Iemedy," the gre"
specific for blood, liver and dnev disorders
has done for them and their friends.
GMOKE sHAG FINE CUT 1IGARETIkS'
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
How IL nns worked .

From the CAic0g0 tribune lReD.)
AT the time Of the passage OF the silver dol
lar act the silver shouter, predicted with the
utmost confidence that the effect would be to
restore nne silver 10 the price Of sod. per ounce
In the markets of the world And this effect
was to be realized at once. At that lime the
value IN the London market was about 55d
per ounce. 1t has never been worth so much
since, ami 1t is now worth only about 49d. per
ounce, which Is sd. o. about = per cent, less
than the silver prophets predicted that it
would be worth. At The time the silver act
was passed. ~ 1878, the silver in dollar was
worth aboat S3c. 1t Is now worth only about
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

United States Senator spooner may not
be a statesmen, but be Is a very able
lawyer aud an excellent business man.
A day or two ago, speaking OF railroad
Generalization, he said: "My beref.
founded on wide experience. is that thore
Is too much individuality In. railroad
management. stockholders need protee.
ton from managers. Rate was, which
are demoralizine 20 honest business 40
well as destructive Of railroad properties,
are brought about sometimes on the
slightest proyocation, or even ON an
imaginary pretext, involving the loss Of
millions Of dollars and bringing about
general depression AID public distress
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

From the PhHadelphia Times tInd.
The colossal fraud Of 1876 in which John
Shcrman was one Of the chef criminalsln the
Louisiana electoral burglary, was the last
great wrong peFpetrated against the integrity
OF the ballot OF the south, and since then tens
OF thousands of the most intelligent cOlored
ticket and otbPs l,-ods of tho,,saris %
colored voters have refused to vote because
their party leaders, largely appointed by
sherman, were notorious and shameless
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
Don't Leave Out the Towns and
G'ifinn

Don't Leave Out the Towns and
Cities.
A bill which provides for amending the
law in regard to issuing liquor licenses
was before the Senate on Friday. It's i'm
portant feature is provision requiring
the applicant for license to have the in
dorsement OF ten OF the nearest bona ide
residents, five of whom shall be land
owners, before the license can be granted.
BY an amendment offered by Capt.
Falligant, this important protection to
the rights of the non-liQuor-selling
part Of the people of the coun-
ties is denied to cities and towns.
One Of the strongest objections to the
liquor traffic is the presence Of liquor
shops in the immediate vicinity of dwell
ing-hOuses.
Citizens ought to have a right to say
whether or not liquor saloons shall be looa-
ted in the immediate vicinity OF their homes
where they will be a constant source
Of annoyance, and property ought
TO have the right TO say whether their
property shall be damaged or not by the
location Of saloons. II any one thing Will
make the people favor prohibition more
than another it will be the desire TO keep
drinking saloons away from their homes.
1t is TO be hoped that Mr.. Pringle will sec
that this bill is properly amended in the
House, so as TO give the people OF cities
and towns the same protection against
bar-rooms as the country has.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
Hittinc John sherman.

From tie SDrinQfeid -Fdss.) Republican (Iad.)
In the eleven states which seeded Mr..
Cleveland had about 100000 votes and Mr..
Blame 10000 votes in the last election. One
would suppose from John ShermAu's speech
that the Republicans could not vote at all.
Ihere was probably eome suppression or in
umldatlon Of the colored vote in South Caro-
Ina and Mississippi, hut elsewhere the South
probably never had fairer election. Cleve-
land could have spared both those States and
stlll have been elected
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
The Enemies in the Camp.

Washington Special 10 Louisville Courier
JOurH9i.
The pension Office is not the only place here
whore enemies swarm IN the camp in friendly
disguIse-nOt by considerable. They live,
thrive and leak from the capitol to the White
House. A friend OF mine was in the office of
one Of the auditors OF the Treasury yester-
dav, and began to talk Of a matter that had a
slight Democratic flavor. The Auditor re-
qnested him not to discuss the matter for a
few moments, and SO he waited. Presently
the clerk who was in the room went out, and
the Auditor remarked: Il have to be more
careful than you imagine. / am surrounded
on all hands by Republicans. They are not
IN sympathy with nay work or with what the
do. Instead OF helping the administration 10
do as Vice President Hendricks said we
would do, viz, Examine the books they are
trying tn cover up everything and impsde
the work of investigation and discovery
They are fun Of excuses for the officials OF
their party who have gone.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

At one time Roscoe Conkling was hon
ored as a political prophet by the Repub-
lican party. That party doesn't think
his prophecies are worth much since he
predicted that it would never win another
national victory.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

Luck appears 10 be against the Puritan
and Genests. They have made three at
tempts 70 have race and failed. They
will finally succeed, however. In the
meantime the prevailing impression is
taat the Puritan will win.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13
CURRENT COMMENT.
Kindly Confederate.

2 TIT no LlTtN I|I7'F W
The other day the New York Tri5URe re-
marked that the possession of patronage ia
0etrInent TO any party, but not day mas
slnce passed when 10 didn't complain Of the
CELEBRITY with which tine administration IS
making changes. 1t Is plain from this that
the Tribune doesn't want g. see the Demo
cratic party Injured
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

The New York World thinks that tho
President had better devote the most Of
bis time between now and the meeting OF
Congress 70 filling the offices with Demo-
Gratis. There are good many Demo.
Gratis whom be couldn't please better
than by pursuing just such a course a.
the World adyiees. There are a few In
this town.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

1t is said that 1t is openly declared In
Wyoming that themurderers Of the China.
men at Rock Springs will never be pun.
ished, because the sympathy OF ;he people
is with them. There can't much be said
FOR IA community that will uphold cold
blooded murder.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

II the proprietor of the New York
Herald lives to be hundred yesrs old it
is probable that be will continue to be
called young Jim Bennett Is this be-
cause he clings 10 youthful follies2 lie
must be beyond DO now.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

New Orleans is always in fnancial
difficulties. 1t appears to be only ques-
tion Of time when she will have 10 Tepu-
diate part OF her obligations.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

Tammany appears to feel the need Of
John Kelly's strong hand. Faction nghts
in the society have been quite frequent
since Kelly went to the springs in search
OF health.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

Cnsos still rsigns in political circles In
New York. 1t win soon be known, how
ever. who are to lead the opposing pa {.
lies in the approaching contest
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-13

Il is limited ia the New York clubs that
The New York World is preparing to
break with the administration. There
isn't much danger Of anything OF that
kind AZ long as the people stand by the
administration. The World knows tho
side on which its bread is buttered 700
well to be guilty Of any such FOLLY.