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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
RUIN WROUGHT IN THE FOREST

How depressing it is to see acres Of
trees cut down in the midst of noble
forest. How saddening it is also to see
that thin spot in the midst of your other
wise abundant hair. Stop it at once by
the use of Parker's Hair Balsam. For
actual efficiency this famous article
stands at the head of its class. Elegant
for the toilet, delicious in odor, and re-
stores the original color to gray or faded
hair. Economical, as slight, occasion.
al application keeps the hair and scalp
in perfect order.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
ADVERTISED MAIL MATTER.

The following is the list of letters re-
naming uncalled for at the Kenosha
Post Office, Kenosha Co., Wis. for the
week ending May Z. 1885, and which
viii be sent to the Dead Letter Office at
the expiration of thirty days unless call
ed for:
Bailey, Mrs. Norman Bradshaw, VIM.
Bens, John Camp, Charles
To obtain any of the above mail mat
ter the applicant must give the date of
this list. CHARLES FRANTZ, p. M.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15

Mrs. Edgar ]. Bliss, who received the
first premium for dairy butter at a re-
cent fair, made the following statement
of her way of making it The milk is
set in pans upon Slated shelves, and
after twenty-four hours, skinned and
churned in barrel churn at tent
perature of 60 degrees. The butter is at
once put into wooden pail with ice
water sailed and washed, handled with
ladle only. This process IS repeated
twice and the butter packed or balled
as required, also saltedto suit, but never
touched by the hands.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
WANTED,

Reliable and energetic men to sell all
kinds of Nursery goods. Business light
and easily learned. 10 successful men
we can pay good salaries and expenses
and give steady employment. First
class references required. Send for
terms. Address L. l.. May & Co., Nur-
serymep, st. Paul, Mimi.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
oM 4 ST. PAUL. RAILWAY

Time Of passenger trains that stop at Kenosha
Crossing.
Going North--s 4s A. M, 1.25 P. NJ, 4.5O P. NJ,
$50 P. NJ 1880 P. Il.
Going southJfO2 A. M, s.35 a. M, IL noon,
2,O5 p M, 500 P. M.
TIL. CARPENTER, Agent.
G. 0. CLINTON, Superintendent.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15

Gen. Middleton's troops charged on
Reils forces at Batouche on Tuesday,
driving them from the rifle pits and
ambush at the point of the bayonet.
The rebels fled. Six of Gen. Middleron's
men were killed and several wounded.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
CHICAGO q NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY.

VHTV1I00 % ~ 1- - " n v a
Time Of departure of passenger trains from Keno
sha, Wis. in effect Sept. %, 1884.
Leave for Chicago and the East-425 A. NJ, 7.0t
A. NJ. 1885 A. M, 1908 P. M, POT P. M, 524 P. M
Sunday 2.10 +, NJ.
Leave for the North-9.55 A. M 1.23 P. NJ, 4.A P
M ,649 P. A., 1888 P. NJ.
Sunday, 1924 Am.
Western train arrives at IL M, Departs at 3.l5 P.
NJ
THOMAS GIBBoN, Agent.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15

intend to keep blasting supplies con-
stantly on hand.
Farmers wanting stump or boulder
blasting address, r. F. ROBERTS,
Woodwork, Wis.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
LIVE AGENTS WANTED

To sell DR.. Oh asses Recipes or information for
everybody, in every county in the United States
and Canada Enlarged by the publisher to 64S
and Is suited to all classes and conditions of 30
ciety. A wonderful book and househ I'D
necessity. 1t sells at sight. Greatest induce
ments ever offered to book agents. Sample
sive territory given. Agents more than double
their money. Address Or. Chase's Steam Print
ing House, Ann Arbor, Michigan. sm
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
Anthony Van wyok.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW

cHice at Room 2, Masonic Block, Kenosha, Wis.
Practices in all the Courts; pays particular at
ention to Probate business. Also. Collections
made; Loans negotiated on Real Estate; Mort
cages bought and sold.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
MARINE.
ARRIVALS.

Schrs. Contest, stone Thomas vii
son, lumber ard slabs Pride. slabs
Annie Thorine, lumber Tri-color
strawberry boxes.
DEPARTURES.
Schrs. Lookout, light Guido, light
D. s. Austin, light; Contest, light Gil
bert Knapp, light; Narragansett, light
Two Fannies, light Annie Thorine,
light; steambarge Monitor, sundries.
The departures of the Narragansett,
Two Fannies and D. s. Austin, on Tues
day, attracted good deal of attention.
All the Kenosha vessels are now in SER
vice On the lake, and all are in the
hands ofsober, qualified sailing masters.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15

The last six months of 1884 were the
worst in the history Of British shipping.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
USINESS CARDS.

DIR. w. M. F'arrs
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Kencsha Wis.
Office at Hurd Nauths, Union iDrug Store,
Main street.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
FLAX SEED FOR SALE.
DYNAMITE.

I have for sale $50 bushels of Russian
Flax Seed. WALLACE MYGATr.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15

SELLS BROS ENORMOUS RAIL
ROAD SHOWS NOW ALL UNITED
INTO ONE VAST AMUSEMENT
CONFEDERATION-THE LARG-
EST SHOW IN THE WORLD
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15

PRICE LIST-One gal jug, 60 cts; gal. jug,
S1.00; s gal. keg, $500; 10 gal key, SIS; barrel
$500 Cases--2 doz. quart bottles, $500; 2 doz
pint do. $3.50.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15


Men
eCavacade Dense
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-05-15
Gigantic Colossal and Astonishing Entirety.
The Children of Earth and Ocean,

The Greatest of all PaGhym
H' '"'"' vi
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
Consumplion Cured.

An old physician, reured from pr ,ctice having had placed in hts hands oy an F. ,st India missionary the formula of a s,mp'e vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure Of Consumpuon, Bfonch,tis, Catarrh. Asthma and all throat and Ling Affections also positive and radical ouse for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, &f,sr having tested It's ~ondeIiul curative powers in shousasds of cases, has f,l' it his du'y to make |, known to h,s suffering fellowA- Actuaied by this motive and desms to relieve hu- m an suH :ung 1 will send free ot charge to all ~no dc ire i,. thls recipe, in Ger m sn, French of Englsh, with full directions for pre- psnng and using. Sent by mail by addressing ~,th stamp naming this paper W A NoYEs. I<0 Pove,s BINek. ROehSs- k<r, ~ y.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
The Post of Honor.
lCarlyle.l

A high class, without duties to do, is like uee planted on precipices, from the roots of which all the earth has been erumbling. Nature owns no ma1 who IS not a martyr withal. Is there a man ~ho pretenos to live luxuriousiy housed up, screened from all ~oik, from want, danger, hArdsh. ps, the victory over which IS what we name work he himself to si, serene, amid down bols,ers and appli- ances and have all his work and battling done by other men, and such man ca 1 himself a noble man2 His tather worked for him, he says; or successfully gambled for hum here he sits, professes, not ID sorrow, but in pride, that he and his have done no work, time out of mind.
 It is the law of the land, that he, alone of recorded man, shall have no task lad on him, except that Of eating his cooked vic,uals, and not Atnging himself ou, of the window. Hts vIctusls he does eat :; but as for keeping in the inside of the wlndow-have not his friends, like me, enough to do2 What IS the me Aning of nohleness, if this be noblel In a vallant making others suffer for us, did noble. nCSs cNcI itc.
 The chief of men is he who stands in the van Of men, fonting the peril which hightens back ali others; shich, if he be not vanished, will devour the others Every noble crown is, and on earth will De, a crown of thorns.
 The Pagan Hercules, why was he &C., counted hero? Because he had stain Nemean lions and undergone twelve IA. bors only not too heavy for a god.
 h modern, as in ancient and all 90. cieties, the sris.oosscy, they that assume the functions of an arr ,cr.cy, doin 1. them or not, have taken the pos, of diff culty, the post of danger
 Why vas one lite gwen us. if not that we should mantully give it? Descend, o, nothing Pomp; quit thy do~n cushions, expose thysef to learn ~h4, .resches feel, and ho~ to cure il D.. soend thou, undertake this horIid "hv- ing chaos of ignorance and husger" weitering around thy feet; say [" will heal 1t, or behold. will dle foremost it. " Such is verily the law. Eyerywhere a man has to pay with his he; to co his work, as a soldier does, at the expense of life OM Mxgasfs<
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

perhaps the most frivolous ever brought against a clergyman Yet the church saw ht to investigate them, and he vas ; 5 Osoorne, a lawyer of PAinesville, Ohio, now living in Caicago, dsf.nded ann. He w4scAarged with prevarication md unministelial conduct To sustain the charge of bad conduct his wife testi- 6ed that one day when her bread was overlooked he took up a piece with the remark: What's the matter with this bread ? It's hard enough to shoo, a dog ~i;h." Again. Mrs lngersoll prepared ,ocis mcsA and milk tor supper. She osaced pau of milk cn the table, to- gether with some musA and plates Looking at the plates and milk-pan Mir lngersoll gave II as his opinion that il vas a queer way to serve mash and milk
 lis the way they do in New York, :" she sad
 "Weu," he replied, "Ive lived in New York and in New York City, and never saw it served SO before"
 There were other ch arges of a sinilar character. Tue committee before whom he was tried sat up all night after the case was submitted to them, praying for divine guidance in their deter ninauon They decided taat he had done nothing "inco nsistent with his Christian charac ter, out was inconsistent ~stS his minis. terial character He was forbidden to preach, but be af,erward went before the consocia,i m at Aust nbutg and made a sort of apology, and vent on preaching though not at the old church, to which ne was denied admission by his enemies, the deacons. The society was about evenly divided. and for some tine he held services in a neishboring school house, sustained by earnest and true friends. Mrs. lngersoll long after sep Nated from him. He was at tEis time about sixty years ot age, and his minis- teriA laoots substantially closed with the unjust verdict which bis judges ren- dered.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
Gems fIom Thackeray.
Nothing is secret.

Nothing is secret.
 A good laugh is sunshine in house. would rather win honor than honors.
 Lie without laughing is dIeary blank
 would rather have genus than wealth A hero, whether he wins or loses, is a hero.
 You get the truth habitually from equals only.
 would rather be man of genius than a peer of the reslm. A wcm an without laugh in her is the greatest bore 10 existence.
 Countless knights were slain before St George won the battle. !n the battle oi life we are going to try for the honors of championship.
 Novels are sweets. All people with healthy literary appetltes love them Al most all women; d vast nH n per of clever, hard headed men.
 Lucky he ~ao has been educated to bear his fate. whatsoever It may be- an early example of upughtness, aud child .sh training in honor.
 When our pride, our avarice, onr inter- ests, our desire 10 domIpeer, are worked uoon, are we not forever peslering heaven to decide in their favor
 What mans life is not overtaken by one or more of those tornadoes that seno us out of the course, and Aing us on rocks to shelter as best we may?
 would rather have a good word than bad one from any person; but if a critic abuses ms from high place, and 1t IS worth my while, 1 will appeal.
 You have no doubt, remarked in your experience of lite, that when men do hate each other, ebodt wom an, or some other cause, the real reason is never assigned
 The world deals good-na,uredly with good n--tured people, and never knew a sulky misanthropist who quArreted with tt but it was he, and not It, that was ID the wrong.
 The profitable maxim in life is the middleway. Don't quue believe anybody. tor he may mlslead you; neither disoe. lieve him, for that is uncomplimentAry to your friend.
 Who has not felt how he works-the dreadful con3uerins spirit-of ill5 Who cannot see, ID the circie of hts own so. ciety, the fAted and foredoomed to woe and misery5
 Many heart would be hardened bu, for the memory Of past griefs; when eyes, nov averted, perhaps, were full of sympa- thy, and ads nov cold, were eager to Soothe and succor.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
Emersoa and His Style. IFortnirAtiy Reviewl


 In their effects on literary style tAeFe is much in common between the lectur- ing desk and the pulpit, and whatever oi uncAastened expFession or irritating phrase may be found ia Emerson , prose may generally be traced to this source. The speaker or lecturer Is never chaEY of his sentences to produce bis picture he adds stroke On sssoSs .A.c.SA excess of caution lest be should fail to produce the effect. Thus there Is a diff tusencSs, an unnecessary repetition, an over-eiaboFa'ion of . thought. The eye in looking ove, a printed page gsthers in a momen, the thought of the writer, and is quick to anticipate the sequence and deductions, but the ca Of the listener Is not equally helped, and has therefore to be givea tune by phrase af'er phrase to apprehend the steps of an argument
 dst as dic,ation, in the case ot a writer. IS supposed to have bad sff C, on his style, because it replaces conclseness and sris by wordiness and rei,eration, so the lecture. when printed in the form of au essay, irrits,es us by the siswness of its march and it's want ot adoption to the rapit sweep of vision. Moreover, 1t Is sifhcult for either lecturer or speaker to delsver his thoughts pAragraph'callv,a and the paragraph IS the keystone ot literary form. When we read some of Emerson's ~Tiung, the para. rIphs itb which It Is divided seem more or less accidental not essential to the movement ot the thought as though they ~erc thus divided arbitrarily sf.er the lecture had been written down, to conveu il into the form of an essay. Another effect, due to tue same cause, is the ] ,rkiness and want oi cohesion between the sentences Ener son says himself of his own writing, in a letter to ( ,rlyle, that each sentence is an infinitely repellant particle" There is no smooihness in the progress, ou rather an uneasy ,lt over ffi> aIi bowl. deTs. Even in the best ot h,s essays this tends to spoil the effect, for, ap .rt from the constant irritation produced by the want of continuity, we are reminded too inconvenlently Of the mechanical part of the reading. and are inclined to make much ot the diff ulty which Is sometimes found in experiencing F. ner- sons meaning. h the case of lecture the voice supplies the links which con meet the sentences the intonation, the emphasis. the rate at which the words are spoken combine to suggest the tn tention ot the speaker Thee are IrIb. ably m any lectures which seem perfectly pla,n when listened to, which yet arc not withou, obscurity when read For there IS so much m a mans personality and presence, such electric force in his elo- qnence or his gesture. that we think aS II were, with him in obedience to his volce, and crlcls only awAkcs wh, the voice has ce lsed
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
coNrRNrMKNr.
GENE FIeLD.

We war Ri,tin' on tol able we'll Hat,idv, the ch'lders and me vs - didn cut much of a swell, We were as snug A> we wanted to be. TArr' gar enty 10 do io them times, An, although t'wa'nH SO very bug pay, Fwe managed to save few dimes Oa our dollar 'n quarter a day. nv, there came a rich banker aionE, Au he butt hou 'e ove the way, TAeo ev'rythiaS see .d to gIwr ,ng Wnh Aaul iy an' me i'm that day Our cottage z ,; dcesttclly small, an we waited, as never before, A opren, an' b 4y-Ai iod Dw, an hall, An our name on a plate on the door. Nov. never was much on advice, But there's one thi s rec <on know When a m 1n's got enough to stuff :e, He'd bett r jus, keep a osg so, An, mind his xn basin ss aioae, An not give nj, jealousy vent, For the pest thiRg a poor man can owA Is lot of good natured content.
 -CkieaKs Necs
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
Gen. Mo c~le.lan Romance.

A very interesting story was told about year ago about MtCtellau's fist meet ing with his wife, says the C,evelAnd d L>adey. He married her, you know, il 1860. and the rela aions of the two during tae past quarter of a century have been the happiest. Mrs. Mcclellan accompI nied her husb and every where and was a help-m meet In the true sense of the word She was very proud of her husbAn and was very sens tive to any ridi"ute of hum
 He met her ID a church in B lltimore in i86o, one cold Sunday morning He wa, tnen uavel,ng through the U nted States co a he alth tour and had reached E llli more Saturd ,y night. The next mora. ing he left the hotel and vent to the near est church. The usher took him 10 the front and sea'ed hun in pe~ which was already occupied by very hand some yeuog lady. The sermon was prosy and Mir. M, ,Clelian devoted h,ms seii to casting sly giances to his seat. mate He conc iuded that she was fair. As he caught a fuller view of her he dec,ded she was be4uttul, and when at last he sA~ her feature. aud her eyes looked into his he felt that he had met his fate
 ts tuct pASscu Ou' o' tue pc" tue yUuuk lady blushed under McClellans admuing gaze He follo Sed her home and found taat she lived ID one of the handsomes, houses in the city. Oa itqny he foant that thls hosse was owoed oy G.n K E Marcy, the iather of one of hts school mates at West Point McCleliaa a; oace caiied upon youag Marcy and through him sbta,ned an io,roductioa 10 N lrcys sister, Ellen He began 10 pay her at tentions and found upon aoq l sintance that she improved. Hi. love ~ sre-ipio 'a~d. They were engaged and 10 May, 1860 they were m ,rued.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
There Shall be no Abs,

When Napoleon talked of invading Italy one of his off >ers said: But, sire, remember the Alps" To an ordinary man these would have seemed simply iosurmountable, bu, N Apoleon responded eagerly: There shall be no Alps" So the famous Simplon pass was nAie. D,s ease, like m untA Ain stands in the way of fame firtune and honor to many who by pr Pleroe's Golden Medical D,scov- cry" might De healed and so the noun. tain would disappear. Is is specific fm all blood, chronic lung and liver di sea ses, such as consumption which IS scrofula of the lungs) p,mples. biotches, erapiions, tumors, s~ellinss, fever sores and kin dred co nplsints-
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

FOR ALL forms of nasal caiarh where there IS dry ness of the air passages with what is commonly called stufiioe up,'' especially when going to bed, Ely Cream B AIm gives immediate reiiet lis benefit to me has been pviceless--A- C.. Chase, M D. Miiwood, Kss.
 HE BOTTLE oi Ely's Cream Balm tha. ob ained os you last summer has en- trely cured my liule boy Of . severe at tack of catasEh -AEx SAlhe Dxvis, Green Posi Ofhoe, Ala
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
Got It Free.
iExchange.i

"Td like to consult you on a private matter he said to Cnswold street la ~- yer the other day. "How much for your advice ?"
 That's according to the case. What is it7"
 I want to ask if I'd better get a di- vorce from my wifeF
 "Oa, vel, I'll give you some advice for nothing. lfyoun only wait a fe~ days you'll probably be free man. 1 flied a bill for her yesterday"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
Reassured.
fBos,on Globe.l

Clara On carriage with horse running ava, =" Do you think you can stop hlm with one hand George2'
 George (~i,h teeth ,eD -"i d-don', t,hink o-cAn ststop him, b-but c-esn keep bim iD the T-roza"
 Clara vita perfect conf iesce) -"V Very ~eil, fry It another mile and taco If ne doesn stop use nosh h ,nds.'
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

Have attended a patient for year who suffers periodically with neuralgia Lately the p4tient had oae of these attacks and gave her rougaline, to take a te 4spoon- fui every hour. called the next day and found her attending to her household duties and free from all pain. w. A. o Bryant, N D. La~rencefon, Mo.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
Despsse No, the Day of Small Thins

Despise Not the Day of Small Things.
 Lutle thiogs may help a man to rise . ben, pin in an easy chair for instance. Df P.erces Peas ant Pargative PelIets 7 are small things. pleasant to take, and they cure sick-headaches, relieve torpid liseTs and do wonders Being pureiy vegetable they cannot harm any one. All druggists.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

The only persons in the world who do not like to see redeemin, qualities is the bumsn race are the pasnosokers.--Ns- H1aai Wiekfy.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

An exchange says that child cools and warns more quickly than man. Anyone who has ever spanked child knows this.-Ex.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05

Billiards must be an easy game for it's mostly done on cashions.-.Skoekkss Msvfyi<k.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-12-05
COMIC PRIZE FIGHTING.

COMIC ILLUSTRATIONS OF poPu,
 LAR MUSIC. no Merry Matdcn and tho Tar. Fair Moon. ta I"co }. ng. Sorry Her l.nt who Loves Too Weh | Win Not A ,k to Press that Check Angel FootNicps on Inc S,alrA Como i.tn lha Garden, Maud Twas Calm, Hiill NirhL Take Hack tho llo n Thou 0avcsA Thou Hast Learned to Love AnothsA fwere NalutI TolI Thoe All l reGA Darling 1 Am Growing Old Angel Voices Hwrutly Calling We Mot By ChRncs. When lho Flowing Tids Cotnna In Tho Atkansrs Traveller The Turn of tlIo Tuna