The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1885-07-03

RcintiIIating with sareAsm ana Brilliant
with Truth.

HcintiIlating with sareAam ana Brilliant
with Trush.
New York Correspondence american REral
Home.
Chap. /. "Has Malaris;" goes to
Florida.
Chap. II. "overworked y goes to
Europe.
Chap. III. HIS Rheumatism :
goes to Ems.
Chap. w. Has row with hia Doc.
tor
The above chapters, Mr.. Editor, /
find in book recently published by an
anonymous author. have read deal
of sarcasm in my day but l never read
anything equal TO the sarcasm herein
contained. / suSpect the experience
portrayed is q personal one in short,
tho author intimates as much on page
81. Let mo give you . synopsis
"Malaria" as II states, Is the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
up multitude Of Ill feelings which
they do not understand, aud do not
much care to investigate. 1t 10 also
cover for such diseases as they cannot
cure. When they advise their patient
to travel or that he has over.worksd
and needs rest and 10 probably suffer-
ing from malaria, 1t is a confession Of
ignorance or of inability. The patient
goes abroad. The change ia tonic aud
and Tor time he feels better. Comes
home. Fickle appetite, frequent head
aches, severe colds, cramps, sleepless-
ness, irritabliIity, tired feelings, and
general un6tnsss for business are sue
cseded in due time by alarming attacks
OF rheumatism which fits about his
body regardless of all human feelings.
II 10 muscular, i'm his back. Ar
ticular,-in his joints. InaAmmatory,
my ! how he fears II will fly Ito his
heart J Now of he goes to the springs.
The doctor sends him theie, of course,
to get we'll at the same time be does
not really want him to die on his hands |
That would hurt bis business !
Better for q few days. Returns. AZ.
ter q While neuralgia transGxes him.
He bloats cannot breathe has pneu-
monis cannot walk cannot sleep on
bis left side is fretful very nervous
aud irritable il pale and Asbby; has
frequent chills and fsvers everything
about him seems to 60 wrong becomes
suspicious musters up strength and
demands TO know what is killing him
~Greas heaven p he cries, "why
have you kept mo so long 10 ignor-
ancs %
"Because," said The doctor, ~ read
your fate Eve years ago. / thought beat
70 keep you comfortable aud ignorant
Of the facta."
He dismisses bis doctor, bu. too late
His fortune has all gons to fees.
But him, what becomes Of him ?
The other day . we'll know Wall
Street banker said TO me ait is really
Astonishing how general bright's dis-
cease is becoming. Two Of my personal
friends are now dying Of IL. Bat ii Is not
ineurable | am certain, for my nephew
was recently cured when his physicians
said recovery was impossible. The case
seems to Ee 70 be- a wonderful one"
This gentleman formerly represented
his government 10 q foreign country.
He knows, appreciates and declares the
value Of that preparation, because his
nephew, who is son Of Danish Vice
Consul Schmidt, was pronounced in
curable when the remedy, Warmers
Safe Cure, was begun. "Yes" said
bis father, 81 was very skeptical but
since taking that remedy the boy 10
WE'LL"
l regret to note that ex-President
Arthur is said to be victim of this
terrible disease. He ought to live but
the probabilities are that since author
lied remedies can not cure him, his
physicians will not advise him to save
his life, as 80 many thousands have
done, by the use of Warmers Safe Cure
which Gen. Christiansen, at Drexel,
Morgan & Co.'s, told me he regarded
'as wonderful remedy"
Well, / suspect the hero of the book
cured himself by the same means. The
internal evidence points very strongly
to this conclusion.
l cannot close my nosice of this book
better than By quoting his advice to his
readers
eff, my friend, you have such an ex-
perience as I have portrayed, 10 not put
your trust in physicians to the exciu-
sion of other remedial agencies. They
have no monopoly over disease and /
personally know that many of them are
so very conscientious that they would