The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-03-14
BILLY DODD'S IDEA.

NAA'1''N y
when the day is fine for a game of ball,
kite-fying, sailing, coasting, or build
ing snow forts. At such times, every
boy ought to be allowed to enjoy him
self, and then on stormy days, unless,
of course, the weather was such that it
would be disagreeable for HIM to 90 out
of doors, he would be willing TO 90 to
school"
Billy Dodd had some such idea as
that, as he afterwards told me, on
certain day when the chestauts were
Just ready to drop into the cap of any
fellow who could get under the trees,
and when his mother obliged him to 90
to school instead of allowing him to 90
into the woods. Billy thought that he
was particularly iIi-used boy. and he
could not understand why it was neces-
sary to 90 to school at all. OF course
he wanted to know how to read ami
write, and that was all he thought
it was necessary for him to know
"What goods grammar, an history,
an all them kind of thinGs2' he asked
himself, as he walked slowly and I'M
willingly toward the schoOi-house.
''What do | want with nouns in any
case, or what difference does it make to
me which one governs in a sentence?
Coniunctions can govern the whole
grammar for all | care, an when get
to be man ! won t need to know such
things. What's history got to do with
Teller. I'd like TO know? | guess il
wouldn hurt me very much if / didn'
know who discovered America. or if
couldn' tell lest to minute when the
English surrendered at / 0rktown. I'm
Jest cool mind never to try to learn
another thing.
Billy was close beside the brook as he
thought this, and the bab5linr Of thc
water seemed to say so plainly that his
view of the case was the correct one
that he sat down on the grass regard
less Ct the fact that he ought to be in
school.
Then, feeling particularly incident
and luiied by the murmur of the waters.
he fell asleep, and probably, one of the
water-sprites came and sat on his eve
lid for straightway he began to dream.
1t seemed to him that he had suddenly
become Il man without having been
troubled any further about school lie
was about to purchase some land on
which to build a house, and the owner
told him that the lot contained three
acres and seven-tenthS, which he could
have at the rate Of one hundred and
nincty-ci@ht dollars per acre. Now
Billy had 4 certain sum OF money. and
was wholly at a loss to know whether it
was sufficient to pay for the land. He
knew that it was Il very simple matter
for the bows in school to multiply, di-
vide and subtract; but he had grown
up without any knowledge OF suci
things, and even at that early moment
in his career he began to be sorry that
he had not learned 4 triHa more. Then
he was obliged to ask the owner Of the
land how much the sum total would be-
and some little girls who were Standing
near by began to laugh. while he dis
tinctly heard one OF them say: Did
YOU ever hear of such thing? A biz
man don { know how to multiply one
hundred and ninety-eight by three and
Seven-tentds!'
He walked away quietly, feeling very
much ashamed, and concluded that he
mad rather not have any house than be
laughed at by children because he hal
been so foolish when boy as not to
study at school But he was obliged to
display his ignorance very shortly after
wards, for it became necessary Ior him
to know how far he was from The near
est hotel. Meeting two bows. either one
of them smaller than he was when he
ceased TO 90. to school. he asked the
question. and was told that he would be
obliged 10 walk three furlon%s.
Now Billy had a general idea as to
the length OF mile. but, owing to the
fact that he had never learned the table
of surveyors measure, he was wholly
at loss regarding the length of
furlong 1t was absolutely necessary
that he should know the exact distance
to the hotel, and as he asked the boys
to explain themselves, since he knew
nothing about a furlong, he saw them
laughing at lin because OF his 10
norance.
As he walked on towards the hotel,
he begun to understand that he had
made a great mistake when he was Il
boy in not having studied harder: but
it was too late then, and he continued
his journey, wishing very heartily that
it was the fashion for men TO go to
school.
When heTarrived at the hotel, and be-
fore he had time to transact any bust
ness, he heard some gentlemen talking
on political matters, during which they
often referred TO the capital of the State
1t was impossible for Billy to restrain
his curiosity, and, as he asked the
gentlemen which city was the capital,
he was covered with confusion at see
ing the entire parry laugh at him; while
u boy said, very impudently: 81 guess
you never went to school very much,
did you, mster?"
Billy went into the hotel without
waiting for II reply. Before he had
been there many minutes he discovered
just how necessary knowledge of
those same studies he had despised is
to man, and he began to wish so
strongly that he had remained longer
at school that he awoke. 1t was some
minutes before he could realize that he
was yet "a boy; but the sound of the
bell brought him to his senses, at the
same time it told him that he might yet
Opt 10 school without heinz morL cd