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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02
FAT AND LEAN WOMEN.
Wherein the Former Have Some Advantage
Over the Latter.

Wherein the Former Have Some Advantage
Over the Latter.
Nobody can be gay with martyred
liver. nor permanently attractive with
out genuine gayety. A lean woman has
some great advantages over fat one.
She can always find ready-made clothes
to fit her, can walk far and fast with
out fatigue, and is not so much in the
way in the pit or balcony of theater.
But her stout sister is not bound to
crowd on all the furniture that fashion
invents. Indeed, she must 90 in for
simplicity of nature. Her flesh, to a
great degree, clothes her. Also, when
side-teeth go, the cheeks of the stout
or buxOm matron do not fall in, nor do
her cheek-bones start out. Her skin is
not wrinkled parchment. and as her
face is ready to break out in dimples,
she can smile without revealing that
the art of the dentist has stepped in to
help her when nature failed. She can
also eat without the transit of the food
down her throat being visible, and is
never SO hungry as if she were lean.
Nobody plays such capital knife and
fork as Skinnybonia 1t is mistake
to suppose that any woman approach
ing fifty, whether fat or lean, or half
way between both, can inspire the kind
of passion which the sight of beauty.
in its fresh bloom, calls forth. She may
be just as dear" but it is idle for her
to hope that she may be as darling"
The empire of the middle-aged woman
is often absolute, but it is based upon
soft manners, good sense, elevated
feelings. and withal a hidden spice of
scepticism and humbug. The sterner
sex are never so happy as when they
are being humbugged by the fair sex
reason why benevolence should
prompt the latter to throw, now and
then, dust in the formers eyes.-L0n-
don IruM
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

az Amy person who takes the paper regu.
iarly from the post-offce whether directed to
his name or whether he is q subscriber or NOT
Is responsible for the pay.
The courts have decided that refusing to
take newspapers from the post-office or re-
moving and leaving them uncalled for is
Drima facie evidence of INTENTIONAL FRAUD
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

is conferred upon that magnificent insti-
tuition, the human system, by DR.. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Discovery that fortifies
it against the encroachments of disease. II
is the great blood purifier and alternative,
and as a remedy for consumption, bron.
chitis, and all diseases Of wasting ma.
ture, its influence is rapid, efficacious and
permanent. Sold everywhere.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

I have suffered greatly
from periodical returns Oh
Hay-Fever. At the sug
gestiOn Of . druggist,
obtained Ely's Cream Balm
and used It during a severe
attack. l can cheerfully
testify as to the immediate
and continued relief OBJ
tanned by its use. l hearth
~ recommend 1t to those
suffering from this or kin.
dred complaints. REV.
H. A. SMITH. Clinton, Wis.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

Tie human body is much like . good
clock or watch in its movements; II one
goes too slow or too fast, 50 follow al the
others, and bad time results; if one organ
or set of organs works impsrfectly, per-
version Of functional effort Of all the or
gans is sure to follow. Hence it is that the
numerous ailments which make woman's
life miserable are the direct issue of the
abnormal action of the uterine sy stern. For
all that numerous class of symptoms
and every woman knows them-thsre II
one unfailing remedy, DR.. Pierce's "Favor-
ite Prescription" the favorite Of the sax.
A LITTLE fellow who is sure to be found
Ut church on Sunday-Benny Diction.
Premature decline of power in
either sex, however induced, speedily and
permanently cured. Consultation nee.
Book for three letter stamps. Worlds Dis.
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, NIX.
The circus season is upon US, the saw.
dust of the Washington Hatchet.
PIXIES TOOTHACHE DROPS cure In minute, sc
Glcnns Sulphur Soap heals and beauties Sc
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills COrns Bun1ons.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02
A Strong Endowment

DOES q waters-pout preceds Q raging
rain storm:-N. Y. Mail.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02
HAY.EEVER.

The man who monkeys around machin.
cry often travels incOg.-OH City Derrick
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

The circus season is upon Us, the saw.
dust of the year.-W Washington Hatchet.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

A lew extracts from the hundreds OF ehdorsements
already received:
Gen. Benz F. Butler says: ut Is the most timely
book that has been published and piece Of book
the book to resident Arthur 10 be read. and IN
letter accompanying. said: Il think IL will do the
service the country In regard to the misuse of
our Land System that Uncle Toms Cabin did with
regard to slavery
Hon. b. +. Shively, Of Indiana. says: ut Is I'm
possible to sufficiently commend your book Ii comes
like fepeidtiOn. Ii deserves and will receive larger
circulation than any other book Of history fiction
published within the present century"
THE author writes to correct great wrongs ana
fortfes his statements by facts within the knowledge
Of intelligent readers Since the day that Mrs. Stowe
wrote the doom Of the savedriver In Uncle Tom .
Cabin vigorous blow has been struck In favor
Of the rights Of the isborer.-Caicog, Inter Ocean,
Jan. a. 1855.
Large 3ms.. Cloth. 834 pages, with appen
dix 4 IA pages Illustrated. Csnvassers already
culars and terms TO w. II. MA YCROFr a. CO.,
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Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

no pain; agreeable to use.
'uggists. Send for circular.
. Druggists, OwegO, N. Y.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

A LITTLE fellow who is sure to be found
Ut church ON Sunday-Bsnny Diction.
Dodge City times. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1876-1892, 1885-07-02

dred pounds.
Mr.. Nobbs, alias Judd, now looking
terribly confused and abashed ut this
premature Illustration of his plan to
clear out of the country with his booty.
was formally charged with being in
possession of the stolen valuables.
He made nc reply, and was led away
in custody.
Before returning to the guard. l re-
marked to the inspector: Il thought,
sir, when he gave me sovereign for
looking after his bag that it was more
than it was worth: but now find that
l have been mistaken"
"a sovereign cried the inspector.
''Let me see it.
took the coin from my cartouciie-
box, where had placed it in the alb
sence of an accessible pocket, and
handed it to him.
He smilingly examined it, and threw
it on the table. Il thought as much, :"
ne remarked; '.it's bad one''
Mr.. hobbs, alias Judd-these names
were two of formidable string of
aliases turned out to be an expert
coiner, burglar and swindler who had
long been wanted by the police. He
was convicted. and sentenced to a
heightened per.od Of penal sersitude.
A few weeks after Mr. Nob5s had re-
ceived his wcll-earned punishment, re-
ce;vesi visit from gentleman, who
stated that he was cashier in the Jewell
err establis meat in which the robbery
had been committed. He informed m.
that his employer, having taken into
consideration the fact that l was to
certain extent instrumental in the
recovery of the stolen jewellery,
had sent me present of
thirty pounds. gratefully accepted
the money. which, as hal seen enough
of dierilg. invested ia the purchase
OF my discharge from tn, Household
Caviar such i; my story OF the Mys-
t.;ricrs vase llsass5sf4 .,oAsaai.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

him. whispered old man, lend me
$500 till tomorrow
IL wasn't prepared for that, ana
hardly knew what to say, but reach-
ing into my safe took out an old check
book, long since disused, and point
ing to a stub that showed balance
in bank of less than 500, | answered:
Does that look as if | couldP
Ono he replied, 1T don't, and
wheeling around, he darted out OF the
office as suddenly as he had come IN.
"The picture-seller remained, and l
asked him what all this meant. lie
answered that my client had bought
cart-load of chromos of him to be sent
to his friends. | told him he had bet
ter keep his chromos. In week my
client became violently insane, and we
removed him to DR.. Barstow's asylum
in Flushing, where he died only few
weeks later. We found that he had
been buying jewelry, diamonds, pic
lures, bronzes, houses, and any vari-
ETY. of things, all of which we re-
turned upon slight compromises. My
action in obtaining that SIC, 900 check
saved his family from poverty But
what n remarkable case of sudden and
nexplicable insanity"-NeV York
Tribune.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04
Cowboy Fun.

II shall never forget an experience
of mine in Montana little over two
wears ago. said Brakeman Schultz, of
the Northern Pacific There were
Andrews, the conductor; Wylie, the
engineer; Colby, the fireman, and my
self running No. 3 passenger on the
Montana division, and one night
about dark we were getting out of
Miles City, when red light was seen
by the engineer, and he stopped the
train. Just rs il stopped about doz-
en- cowboys, logged up in full uniform,
each with brace of revolvers in his
belt, got into the coaches, while few
more guarded the engine. l knew
trouble was coming as soon as | saw
them get on, and | took a seat among
the passengers. The conductor did
not appear at first to realize that any
thing was wrong, but went to the for
ward part of the coach, when half a
dozen of the buckskin-clad boys grab
bed him and set him upon the coal
box. He protested, but the boys paid
no attention other than TO tell him not
to move a finger, as they were going
to shoot the heels of his boots Off 1
rather enjoyed the fun, though l lay
mighty close, fearing that they would
notice me, but they didn't before the
conductor was short the heels of his
boots. He was white as a Snowflake,
but he held up bravely, fearing a mis-
calculated shot. Then they caught
me and tied me and passenger back
to back and set us over seat, and
then commenced betting among them
selves which would pull the other
over. The stakes were put up, and
then two of them GOT prongs and be-
gan touching us up with them. The
fellow | had pitted against me was a
Swede, and neither of us had any show
to pull the other over; then resorted
to a stratagem, and when they gave
the Swede a prong and he jumped
about foot, pulled hard and he
came flying over the seat, and went SO
far over that he nearly broke my
back. We were loosened then, and
they took the Swede's boots off and
stood him on his head, and then played
the bastinado on the soles of his feet.
Well, you'd died laughing to hear that
poor fellow below, entreat, pray, and
cuss those cowboys, and, although my
legs were smarting from some dances
| got, l just roared. After they had
done enough mischief they shot out
the lights, and left the train. st
Paul Globe.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04
A Fable.

A swallow flew down and plucked a
small piece of wool from The back of
a sheep. The sheep was very indg-
nant, and denounced the swallow in
scathing terms.
"Why do you make such fussp"
asked the swallow. "You never saw
anything when the shepherd takes all
the WOOL you have on your backP"
That different thing entlrely,'
replied the sheep, 'if you knew how
to take any wool without hurting me
as the shepherd does, l would not OBJ
ject SO much.
This fable is merely intended to ex-
plain why millions can be stolen with
impunity, while the theft of pair of
boots, or loaf of bread is punished
with such severity. - Teas S'ftings.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

ONE of the London daily papers as
serts that the metropolitan police are
bound by the terms of their engage
ment not to exercise the parliamentary
franchise under penalty of $500.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

Gov. HARRISON of Connecticut will
spend the summer at Block island.
The governors of Rhode Island and
Vermont, ard their immediate prede-
ccssors IN Office, will also be there.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

PROF. HENRY A. FRINK, of Hamil-
ton college, has been elected to the
chair of oratory and Eng lish litera-
ture at Amherst college, and is un-
derstood to be willing to accept the
position.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

The average Sunday plate collec-
tions of Rev. Newman Halls church,
in Westminster Bridge road, London,
IS $l75, and OF Rev. G. Ii. Surgeons S
congregation, in the great tabernacle,
$345.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

DURING the first three months of
this year French manufacturers inn
ported boots and shoes to the value of
81, 500, 900, or about six times as much
as the United States sends abroad in
q whole year.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

CLARA MORRIS is said to be one of
the most rapid of readers, having in
one day read, so that much was re-
membered. the Life and Letters of
George Eliot"
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

SIR JULIUS VoGEL, the colonial
treasurer of New England, has made
his financial statement He estimates
the revenue for the year 1886 at
$50, $4,000 and the expenditure at
$40, 100000.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

A CURRANT grape that has no seeds
is grown to very large extent in
many parts of Greece, the annual pro-
duct being $4,000 tons, of which the
United States buys annually about &c.
600 tons.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

GREAT BRITAIN and Ireland contain
30.OO0,00O head of poultry, and Great
Britain's annual egg bill amounts to
$31 ,250,000.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

A JAPANESE inventor has just made
from seaweed a paper transparent
enough to be substituted for window
glass.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

MAJ. JOHN MOORE, managing direc-
tor of the London Central News com.
pany, is making tour of the United
States
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

AT recent flower fete and kermesse
held in the Bois at Paris, about $40,-
600 was taken at the gates in one
day.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

REV. JOSEPH Cook is superintend-
ing the Cook farm of five hundred
acres at Ticonderoga, Lake George.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

DR. DURYEA, of Boston, will lose
$4,000 annually by accepting the pres
idency of Union college.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

Ex-PREsIDENT ARTHUR's son is said
TO be "a nice fellow among the girls, "
but without any manly ambition as
vet.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

Miss KATHARINE BAYARD has left
the capital and gone TO join her moth
CT, who is i'll, at Wilmington.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

SENATOR INGALLS, son is said TO be
naturally brighter than his father.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

SIR STAFFORD NoRTHCoTE is one of
the most popular land owners in Dew
onshirc.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

GRO. w. MAFFET, Editor 81 Propr.
LAfE MERRITT, Local Editor.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

CHEYENNE A apahOs Agency, Darlington, Indian Ter.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04

subscription, 81 per Year In Advance.
Cheyenne transporter. [volume] (Darlington, Indian Terr.) 1879-1886, 1885-09-04
OTHERWISE AND Personal.

OTHERWlSE AND PERSONAL.
SENATOR INGALLS, son is said to be
naturally brighter than his father
SIR STAFFORD NORTHCoTE is one of
the most popular land owners in Dew
onshirc.
DIR. DURYEA, of Boston, will lose
900 annually by accepting the pres
idency of Union college.
Miss KATHARINE BAYARD has left
the capital and gone TO join her moth
or, who is i'll, at Wilmington.
REV. JOSEPH Cook is superintend-
ing the Cook farm of five hundred
acres at Ticonderoga, Lake George.
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Ex-PREsIDENT ARTHURs son is said
10 be "a nice fellow among the girls"
but without any manly ambition as
yet.
A JAPANESE inventor has just made
from seaweed paper transparent
enough to be substituted for window
glass.
AT recent flower fete and kermesse
held in the Bois at Paris, about $40,-
600 was taken at the gates in one
day.
MAI. JOHN MOORE, managing direc-
tor of the London Central News com.
pany, is making tour of the United
States.
GREAT BRITAIN and Ireland contain
30.000,000 head of poultry, and Great
Britain's annual egg bill amounts to
$31, ,250,0OO
CLARA MORRIS is said to be one of
the most rapid of readers, having in
one day read, so that much was re-
membered, the Life and Letters of
George Eliot"
ONE of the London daily papers as
serts that the metropolitan police are
bound by the terms of their engage
ment not to exercise the parliamentary
franchise under penalty of $500.
Gov. HARRISON of Connecticut will
spend the summer at Block island.
The governors of Rhode Island and
Vermont, ard their immediate prede-
ccssors IN office, will also be there.
The average Sunday plate collec-
tions of Rev. Newman Halls church,
in Westminster Bridge road, London,
IS $175, and OF Rev. G. Ii. Spurgeon's
congregation, in the great tabernacle,
$345.
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PROF. HENRY A. FRINK, of Hamil-
ton college, has been elected to the
chair of oratory and Eng lish litera-
ture at Amherst college, and is un-
derstood to be willing to accept the
position.
A CURRANT grape that has no seeds
is grown to very large extent in
many parts of Greece, the annual pro-
duct being $4,000 tons, of which the
United States buys annually about 16,-
600 tons.
DURING the first three months of
this year French manufacturers i'm
ported boots and shoes to the value of
$4,000, 900, or about six times as much
as the United States sends abroad in
whole year.
SIR JULIUS VOGEL, the colonial
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11

THE BOARD OF HEALTH again
L ask the aiC Of the citizens OF Eaton
in their effort to place the town in a
good sanitary condition. We t. ust that
each and every one will at once exam
inc their premises and remove or abate
any nuisance that may exist, and at
once report any cause of annoyance
that may exist near them. 1t is the OBJ
ject of the Board 10 do efficient work,
and any one permitting Il nuisance to
exist on their premises will be visited
by a Sanitary Police, who will have
full power to take posse ssion of their
premises and abate said nuisance and
charge the cost arising therefrom to the
property. We trust that these words
will be considered in their full mean
ing, as the Board desires to lose no
time or make unnecessary delays.
Respectfully submitted by order of
THE BOARD OF HEALTH.
Eaton, o., June 2, 1885. a
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11
coming year.

We copy the following notice of the gentle
men who have taken charge of the Reichel
House, from the Franklin Democrat, pub
lished at Brookville, Ind:
Edward Welty and John Johns, of this
place, have purchased the Reichel hotel at Ea-
ton, Ohio, and have taken charge of the same.
During the few years that they have lived
amongst us they have conducted themselves
in such a manner as tohave gained the friend
ship of our people, and we commend them to
the citizens of Eaton as honorable business
men. We hope that the new proprietors may
meet with success in their new location.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11
NOTICE.

To THE ADVISORY COMMITTEE OF PEBBLE
Co. SOLDIERS AND SAILORS REUNION:
You are hereby notified to meet at G..
A. r. Hall in Eaton, O., on Saturday,
June Goth, 1885. at 2 o'clock p. m, to
make arrangements for the Reunion for
1885. 1t is also requested that the COM
manders of all G. A. R. Posts meet said
Committee or send delegate from each
Post in the county.
W. H. ORR, Pres't.
w. G. DOVE, Sec'y.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11
Teachers for Eaton schools.

The Board of Education met last Tues
day at Council Chamber, and elected
the following corps of teachers for 1885
and 'S6: Arthur Miller, High School /;
w. H. Wehrly, F. o. Hartrum, George
Misses Tuttle, Thompson, Cor
son, Tingle, Ressler, Dickeya and Huston.
The two Sd grades will be united into one
school, also the I'd grades. The above
is an excellent corps of workers, and we
may expect good results from them the
coming year.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11
From the D7ssectfns Room.

have taken Swift's Specific for blood poi
son contracted at a medical college at a dis
section, while 1 was a medical student. l am
gratitied to say that it gave me a speedy and
thorough cure after my parents had spent
hundreds of dollars for treatment. My arm
was swollen to twice it's usual size, and as
nothing helped me l was desPairing Of ever
being cured. But hearing of the S. S. S., l
any benefit from it. 1 began taking it regu-
larly, and soon the swelling began to go down
and the arm ceased to pain me. 1 continued
its use, and after taking eight bottles was
thoroughly cured. e
AUGUSTUS wendell, NJ. D., Newark, NJ
Jan. 8, 1885.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11

The Prohibitionists of Preble county
are hereby requested to meet in Mass
Convention at city Hall, Eaton, Ohio, on
THURSDAY, JUNE 18TH, 1885, at 10 O'Clock
A. NJ, for the purpose of nominating a
full county ticket. and the election OF ~
delegates to the State Convention, to be
held at Springfield, o., July LIST and I'd,
and the transaction of such other bust
ness as may be brought before the con-
vention.
By order Of the Committee.
J. CHAMBERS.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11
Washed.Our. Hair.

There is a sort of pallid, chalky complexion
which the noyelists call a "washed-out COM
plexion." 1t is CHASTITY enough, and no mis-
take. Washed-out, faded, discolored, or par
ti-colored hair is almost as repulsive and mel
ancholy. Parker's Hair Balsam will restore
your hair to its original color, whatever it
was; brown, auburn or black. Why wear
moss on your head, when you may easily have
lively, shining hair? Uune4-1m
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-06-11

The Republicans of this county met in
the Opera House on Saturday last for the
purpose of selecting delegates to their
State Convention, to be held at Spring
field to-day, (Thursday,) to make a new
Central Committee and set a time for
holding their county convention. Col.
Harris presided. The proceedings could
not have been just as harmonious and
satisfactory as if made by a "band of
brothers," because we heard several of
the old Republican ~rattlers complain
about them. Billy Aker was on hand as
usual, and his resolution to 'stick'' to
Foraker as long as there was a show for
him, voted down. Aresolution instruct
ing for Capt. Folkerth for Member of
Board of Public Works, was adopted
Representative Sheppard talked little
about the doings of the late Ohio Legis-
%lature, but don't think he said much on
the temperance question. He always
has seemed afraid to tackle the question
here at home. The 9Th of August was
set as the time for their county nomina-
ting convention. The following delegates
and alternates were appointed:
DELEGATEs-Hon. Oscar Sheppard,
Lanier township; John Whiteside, Som.
ers township; H. G. Aydelotte, jackson
township; A. L. Harris, Washington
township; Frank Davidson, Monroe
township; Phillip Murray, Israel town.
ship.
ALrERNATEs-J. E. Huston, F.. De.
Motto, DR.. Sayler, jun, P. McQuiston
W. W. Aker, John Boner.