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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-04-02

Dr.. ID. +. Pennington, ID. d. s., 536 West
Faystte street, Baltimore. Maryland, states
that he has personally used the Red Star
Cough Cure and In his family, and has
found IL . prompt and sure remedy for
coughs and colds. No bad results of other
cough remedies. Not . trace Of opium or
morphia
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-04-02

he and she.
They talked of poetry, pigs feet. and
pictures.
They communed with the stars, and
felt that heaven was drawing nearer to
earth day by day.
Her hand was on his arm, Nesting
there In fullest confidence.
His carriage was erect; his step firm
and buoyant.
Happy mani
Biissful maidenl
He told her of his day dreams. in .
voice that to her was melted gold. With
sweep of fancy he tore away the cur
tains of reserve, and showed her castles
of brightest splendor-in the air.
With tremulous culver that filled
her soul with sunbeams fresh from
their fountain source = unsullied by
touch of earth-she bowed her head in
raptures as the blissful scenes unfolded
before her mental vision.
She longed for cot in some hazy
dell; with vine clambering DER the
window, and plenty of provisions in the
cellar.
He talked of Shakespeare, high rents,
and the price of pork.
Her heart gave fiutter, for she felt
that the turning point of her destiny
was near.
Fixing his piercing eye full upon
her, he told her of his battles with the
heartless, cruel world.
She wondered why he didn't pop and
be done with it.
Then he dropped into poetry again,
and wandered, oh, so far away, from
the thought that thrilled her soul.
She CRASHED her teeth, and began to
hum, Home, Sweet Home"
q Again he made her heart go bound
ing high in hope, as he remarked, with
a sigh, that carpets were coming down
fearfully in price, for he toiled daily in
q mart wherein they were sold.
With tremor like the futter of an
eaglet's wing, she softly pressed his
arm, and had a great mind to faint
and drop on the fire-plug. But the
diversion might distract him, and she
withheld.
He wandered to religion, pancakes,
and sophistry.
She loosened her hold.
He Immediately came back to the
police-court and family trouble.
She frightened her grip.
From there he went to Rome and the
Greeley survivors.
She dropped his arm like a cold
potato.
But only for an instant.
He began talking about turning over
a new leaf with the new year.
She marveled how malice could have
found Judgment in her heart, and
trotted up little closer to his side.
He told her he loved
She turned pale and clinched his
arm.
Hot cakes with plenty of syrup.
She felt that her time was drawing
near, and her head began to seek his
shoulder.
Or honeyl
Down went her head. The millennium
was coming.
But not just then.
He spoke of the monastic orders, and
the peaceful serenity of hermit's life
She marched on alone, with both
hands at her side.
But that sort of an existence wouldn't
do for him, he said.
With bound she had gripped him
again with both hands, and yearned for
more melody.
What he wanted was freside OF his
own.
Oh, ecstasy! The dear man.
With nice little wife-and he looked
into her face with tenderness.
"All right Take me! I'm yours !"
she almost shrieked with the delirium
of Joy. and now let's 60 right home
and tell the old folks, and figure up how
soon we can get to housekeeping. I'm
tired of this sashaying around. / want
to settle right down and begin on a
crazy quilt"
She was born in Chicago, and business
was bred in her bone.-Chicdgo Ledger.
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Common SHlSeAdViCG
He Who Becomes a Treasurer Of
Money for Another Is Respon-
sIbIe for a Safe Return.

How much more responsible is he who has in
charge the health and life Of q human being
We have considered well the responsibility, and
in preparing our ALIENS LUNG BAL
SAM which for twenty-five years has been ia
vorably known one OF the best and purest
remedies for all Throat and Lung Diseases, we
are particular TO use nothing but the best ingre-
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position. II is to your interest TO stand by the
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SAM, and see that a bottle il always kept on
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Important

MINT statistics-the number Of juleps dis
pensed by the bartender.-BOstOnS Star.
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AS AN APPETIZER.
DIR. Morris Gibbs, Howard City, Mich, says:
az am greatly pleased with it as q tonic; II Is
an agreeable and good appetizer
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SEE LUMBER Advertisement OF Geo. Wood
ley in another column. He Is reliable and
responsible.
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The remedy has stood test of
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ening cordial that can be compound
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Try it whenever you don't feel
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You will be gratified by its exhilar-
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sVProcure the remedy of your
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FREQ Homes.

A RoLLER-sKATE is a nice skate, but an ice
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For Throat Diseases and Coughs.
Browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs like all really
good things, are frequently initiated. tn,
genuine are sold only in bores.
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THE ''old reliable"-Dr. sage's Catarrh
Remedy.
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Horsforti,s Acid Phosphate,

SHOE manufacturing company is not q
soleless OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-04-02
A HOME SUFFERER
CURED!

DETROIT. MICH. MARCH :. 1885.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-06-29


s.Anao<rgv,l + a valuable sna costly
a.iiun,.t II rhe psrfamers' art II > be-
heFsd 70 be eaa~s,i bF disease II tn
. bser ia the spernlaeeti shsle, II she IN
s@ssn,ss 81 xA5eA IL i chiefly found, al
tho8gh 4 - cast up o. the se2 Ia
OFlental climes. and - gathered along
TIE shores 0f CaFonaasiel Madagascar
add Jspas. l. = ah aromatic, gray
sahst sBee and a. mach A. 80 pounds
II 4 have been taken from one whale.
A hump II am0efgis of that sizs .
sorsh O. the whaleF about rs 90
There Is 40 duty On smbergris ia this
eouniFy f. Is worth a. much as sI5
au ounce Ia Nes York n is "a meal
eulaHie aenehl y Ae IrfumsF. as il
gI.es. .EeiaeO ssaiiy 70 the fragrance Of
e0n4h' ned extracts and oils in a re-
mukabIe manner. aud strongly de-
sel0ps the delicate and e, anescent odors
of volatile oils. Amoergrls. when gen
Hine. foT 4 Is easily eOInterfeited. Is
fuii or small black spots when cut Ii
= used % improve the fiay0r OF wines
&C of0gues and toilet waters OF all
kinsi. have been 50 successfully pre-
pared "a this country during the past
few Years that large export trade in
them has gradually developed. As
cologne - simply refined. OdOriess oil
eoh0l, rerfumed with some essential al
of fOwers, there l. no reason why Il
should nOt De made a. well here as
else'X here All first- class toilet waters.
with the exception Of bay rum. are
nothing more nor less than perlumed
corn spirits witch have re
eeised med einal quality by the
introduction OF balsamic or t0aic prop
critics. Genuine bay rum Is always i'm
ported. Nine-tenths of the stuff used
a. bay rum ia New York, AS well As
0tnsr cities. Is not b'y rum a. all. but .
mixture Of the essential oil of bay with
common rum or alcohol. There sre
few barber shops where the genune ar
ticle II IN use. Genuine bay rum is
made only in the West Indes Ii is the
disgillaton Of the green leaves and ber-
ries of the bay berry tree mixed with abb
sOlutely pure rum. 81 Croix being used
in the very best quality. There is only
one true bay berry. but there are many
varieties OF il in the West Indies. and
SO closely DO they resemble the pTTneDl-
"a oerss. or true bay. that great care is
necessary in gathering the leaves, for
the presence of small quantity of the
leaves of any other variety il sufficient
TO spoil tn entire product of still
Ripe berries are mixed in the still with
the leaves. The best bay spirit is dis
TILED by steam in copper pipes, but the
ordinary commercial spirit. such rs bay
rum is made from here. is distilled over
an open fire. The genuine steam-dis-
titled bay spirit is not only many times
stronger than the other, but the refresh
ing aroma that characterizes it is ten
times a lasting. The West Indians find
the true bay rum so necessary To their
comfort among the numerous discom-
forts attending n life in the climate of
their country that they use about all
hat Is made. and hence its scarcity in
his and other countries. ~ Y. sun.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-06-29
OVER 200 PER CENT. PROFIT.
A shoe-strins Dealer who Does Not Com
plain OF the Hard Times.

A Shoe-strins Dealer who Does Not Com
plain OF the Hard Times.
As the crowd of passengers on the
early morning trains come surging
down Park row from the City Hall ele-
vated station, the familiar cry of the
street-yonders scattered along at short
intervals attracts very little attention.
An old man with a voice which dies
away in sad cadence, sings out: Fine
leather shoe-s'rings, five cents pair"
He has stood there for years, and Of
fered for sale nothing but long leather
shoe strings He pays license to ped
die on the streets, and has right to Sc
lect his locality
How is the shoe-string business
now9n asked 4 New York Mail and En-
press reporter If the old man.
Not SO good as it was Ten years ago.
Too many buttons and elastic-fastened
shoes are made nowadays. Poor peo-
pie are getting high-tOned and wear
buuon-shoes Times are said TO be
hard. sir. but manage to live well and
support my family.'
pairs Of shoes strings a day and make
large profits ="
'well. mol don't sell go many. but
my profits are large. | buy the strings
by the wholesale. and make over two
hundred per cent on them. i don't
have TO pay any clerk hire. gas bills or
rent, every thing is clean. clear profit.
Some rainy days don't sell any, but
on far days | make up generally. Sat
urday afternoon Is my big business
time All the labOring people arc paid
oil then. and a good many wear COM
mon shoes thac tie. Pass NJ along they
are attracted bv the length. quality.
cheapuess and superior sme Ing oil /
have on my strings The ol has a
great dcal TO do with the sale of
strings When | first started in busi-
ness fifteen years ago | lost = great
many customers by using al smelling
oil The OF WAS fne. bnt that didn
matter. the nell had AL 20 do with the
sale We get 80 after several years
that We know our regular customers.
and our am ma'tion is to add more 90
them. and &C The same time catch the
trans ents. This business. ike any
other. 70 luires energy and patience. !
stand ten hours often without selling p
single pair Why did adopt this bus
nesss / vas a B0wery merchant fOi
yesrs and failed I could do nOthin 2
else ard drfted into this Fine
leather shoe strings. five GEMS pair.
/ ne mechanically uttered n q crowd
I passing ~ J Npl era Effress
u
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-06-29

The length 81 lhe WI used in The
coret etrnction of the submarine cable,
now n op ration. Is computed 70 b.
ten t'mes the distance from the earth O.
the moon The total length of the
cable now used IS eS.oe0 miles. each
cable contain'ng Al average Il forty
strands of wire. snd making over
2. fen CO. slile~ ftf SEQ Ffr1id
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-06-29

At the recent msfriage ~ ths
Count 81 Colonns a the daughter II
Ronsnys Msckey Che letter slipped M
ss-,ertstiou-lv INTO the hand ~ The
bridegroom rhe-k for si.o0.0o0 On
~ Rank of Naples - ch-eaoo fHss-
C-s1n
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-06-29

$3.50 - s@s~ -
Light-colored Cass Plug Hat
S275.
Light-colored Stiff Hat, 500
Lght-colored Soft Hat. SI.5
Straw Hats At nearly
HALF PRICE
Good Broad Bnm Straw Hats
DC.
500 Straw Hats now for &c
500 Straw Hats for SlU
, 1885-10-27

Iltle-b 81
The following summary Of the forms
of oath in use in foreign legislative rs
semblies Is extracted from the reports
received at tho British foreign Office 10
New York.
Bavaria-I swear o . 8 so help
me God and His no gospel,
Denmark promise and swear %
SO help me God and Ills holy word
Greece swear in the name Of tho
holy and consubstantia and indiyisiblc
trinity.
llesse Darmstadt-I swear 20
help me God
saNe-Coburg aud Baden-I swear. Sc
help mt God.
liolland-I swear so help me God
~Portugal-I swear on the holy gospels.
russia-I swear by God. the Almighty
and omniscient So help me
~saxony--I swear by Almighty God
Scryia-i swear by one God and with
all that is according TO law most sacred
and in this world dearest v % y 20
help me God in this and That other world
Spain-Aftcr swearing the deputy on
the gospel. the president says. Thea
may God repay you. hut, If you fail, may
he claim II from you.
Sweden and Norway-I president or
vice president ohiyl swear oelote bnu an !
His holy gospel | will bcfaith
FIJI 10 this oath as arc as God shall save
my body and soul.
Switzerland-ln the presence of Al
mighty God | swear 80 hep
me God.
United States-I do solemnly swear
o So help me God
In Bavaria. non Christians omit the
reference to the gospel. In Holland aud
the United States, affirmation is optional
In Prussia and in Switzerland. alirma
ton is permitted TO those who oh ,ect ON
religious grounds to the oath. In Austria.
a promise is in every case substituted for
All oath. In Belgium and Italy. the ad
duration is used without any thelstic ref
erencc. and in France and Roumania. tho
German reichstag and for deputies in
Sweden and Norway. neither oath nor
affirmation is demanded.
, 1885-10-27

GEN. BUTLER is still enlightening the
newspaper reporters about his refusal to
run for the vice presidency on the ticket
with Lincoln for president. 1t was one
of his powder boat exploits, The most
brilliant of his later triumphs was his
Now York Tribune interview a fortnight
ago, when he declared that mine out of
ten of the w%orkingmen would sell their
votes for 81 apiece lie said, moreover.
that flannel was as good as gold as a basis
for a paper circulation; aud that gold in
the mines was us valuable to the commu-
nifty as that in the mint or treasury. He
said in his interview
IT have grand children who will live to
see the Nanderbilts and the Goulds taken
out to the nearest lamp post and hung in
the most scientific manner. As
the head of the labor element, | could
have settled the Whole railroad question
as no other man could settle it, The
mistake | made in running for president
was like running against a stone wall. |
thought the hborcrs of the new republic
We're moro intelligent. They are not in
tclligcnt"
How could he have settled the railroad
question? BY dealing with Gould, and
accepting his terms and his fces2 lie
WIS just the man to have lonily declined
to run with Lincoln
, 1885-10-27

TUE loving personal relations and Jour
n%alistic courtcsies of the two leading New
York Republican journals, the New York
T,lbimc aud Times, continue to be con
%spicuously manifest. The Tribune calls
the publisher of the Times Pagan" and
charges him with having wronged the
custom house of its dues, The Times
responds with a declaration that it means
to be strictly within the limits of proper
and recognized journalistic moderation,
courtesy and forbcarance, and, repeating
and reiterating this, goes on iorbcaringly
to remark, in a casual way, that
"Wo keep well within the bonds of
moderation when we say that Mr.. White
law Reid is personally a sneak and his
newspaper an habitual liar"
This is unscemly and unpleasant, how
ever forbearing-and We suggest that MIR.
Evarts be called in as a friendly umpire.
to make, if mot friends, at least courteous
neighbors Of these journalistic exemplars
and guides.
, 1885-10-27


When Bret IIartc came east In the first
flush OF his california fame. and New
York and Boston were bidding for his
work. Chicago undertook TO waylay him
and secure the prize for herself. To this
end a dozel rich and prominent Chicago
ans arranged for an elaborate dinner.
with Ilar,c - the principal guest The
dinner in truth was given on his nc.
count. 10 induce him 10 cast his lot in The
Garden City. As an insurer Of their pur
pose they put under his plate an accepted
check for $40. 0000.
The hour came. and the company. with
one eXception-the exception being the
chief guest The dinner was delayed,
the dishes cooled and tho gentlemen
warmed with impatieuee aud veXatiou.
Still they thought that he would arrive ut
the last moment. or at least sent some
word OF explanation. II was nearly 10
o'clock when they sat down. having de.
SPARED Of his presence. To this day he
has never offered any excuse for his stay.
ing away. But the reason was. | have
been told. hat Mrs lIarte had lot been
invited, at which she took grave offense.
communicating her temper to her bus.
hand
, 1885-10-27

"The average individual in this coun
ny lives better than the average indiv.u-
ual elsewhere. says u New Yorker who
lives well. Take it in England The
wcll-to-do man is great on chops. but tho
poor maj never has chops They don't
have meat At the prices the poor man eau
pay. for they keep out American cattle 10
order 10 keep up the prices of English
beef. For myself. / live generously, " he
continued. II do not believe hat IA man
can continue long under the strain of
complicated business a airs and do good
work unless he keel his physical system
in good working order | am shy of
stimulants. but believe in taking. aud
do take. n plenty Of the best food | can
get ! have n regard for regularity. bu.
do not believe a man should ~enslnve him
self even TO n good habit
What do | eat ell. pretty much
anything that is go d | am a strong a.!
voca,e Of n mixed diet. and while / am rs
far Us possible from being Il vegetarian. |
eat plenty OF vegetables Meat is rs
ne essary to me rs any other food. for al
though in the torrid zones "A man may get
along well without it. in this climate. at
least, he needs meat ct a meat diet eX
clusively would be rs lad as an cXclu-
sively vegetable diet Fruits; too. are an
important element OF proper eating. The
various acids of the di iercnt fruits are all
valuable TO the wonderful mechanism of
the human frame. You may certain y
put me down as a thorough believer in the
wisdom Of taking the best possible care Of
the body Human life is worth compare.
lively little unless it is spent under the
best a%ltaiuable conditions.
, 1885-10-27
HrnE !. the New Orleans Rteann

HERE is the New Orleans P,cayme's
good word for President Cleveland
To have earned such amagnifcent array
Of compliments as is implied in the un-
questioning trust and confidence OF the
Massachusetts, Democracy is a good ac-
complishment for six months of earnest
effort. There are three years yet before
the nation will pass Judgment, and, if
Grover Cleveland continues to grow as he
has grown HUI far, that judgment will
be such as has never greeted any Amer
lean president at the expiration of his first
term.
The president is getting his finest com
pliments from the Southern press-and.
to balance the position, he is well spoken
Of by the candid men of both parties in
other parts Of the country.
, 1885-10-27

THE Elmira gazette put its concern into
the market at $40, 900 and issued stock to
that mount. Tweed was induced to buy
some of it. Governor Hill took 50, 500 of
it. and as a lawyer defended in certain
suits concerning the stock. The Repub-
lican and Mugwump papers assume that
this made Hill a partner with Tweed. 1t
Ia a silly claim, and it shows that the op-
ponents Of Governor Hill can find nothing
of consequence with which they can assail
the governor.
, 1885-10-27
rercentage % sn,cr nnd aoIa.

The goldsmith having smelted his
bench scrapings, sweepings, etc, and
formed a button Of them may roughly
estimate the percentage Of the precious
metals he has collected in this wav; A
certain quantity Of the button is taken
and drawn out into a wire which
must be Of exactly the same length as a
wire Of fine silver drawn through the
same hole. Silver being nearly me
third lighter than gold, it follows that
the wire OF fine silver must be lighter
than the one which was made from, the
button specimen, and the increase Of
weight Of the wire under test CORE
spends to the gold contained in it
New York Times.
, 1885-10-27

One of the prominent features of Post
master General Villas report, it is said,
will be a discussion of the question of mail
pay to foreign steamships and of the gem
eral subject Of subsidy. He will strongly
oppose subsidies, and will take the oppor-
tunity to answer the criticisms which have
been made upon hin for not using the
appropriations made by congress for the
foreign mail service.
, 1885-10-27

~ " IT '|W"7|
At Hancock Superior court Judge
Dooly had 10 impose u fine on two men
brought before him for riot lie called
Tor some paper from the clerk. who was
known TO be a rigid economist, 50 much
so that that lac gave Just enough as he
thought for the purpose wanted. He
handed up TO the Judge a small, dirty
piece OF paper. Judge Dooly turned the
SCRAP over and over. and then OF a sudden
threw IL TO the clerk. saving would
not fine n dog ON such a piece OF paper as
that Go gentlemen. and sln no more. or
! will Sec 10 it the next time that you arc
fined upon gitedgcI paper.
, 1885-10-27

Verify, mar is fearfully and wonder
fully Maid Of Athens and his clothes are
not paid for. When he is a tiny baby he
cries because he can't walk and when he
can walk he won't, and waits for hours
for the street ear or elevator. When he
has good health he ruins it, and when it
is ruined he takes good care of it and de
claros it never was better. lie g0es to
sleep in church and bed 10 lie awake and
worry about things that may never hap
pen on n morrow that may never dawn.
Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle.
, 1885-10-27
RATES or

DAILY LgADEn. all transient advertisements
10 cents per line each Insertion, g consecutive
Insertions : cents per line one month 3 cents
per line.
Minor mention notices, among local reading
matter, Is cents per line each insertion.
KIN LEADER. all transient advertise
mcnts - cents per line frst insertion one
month, 20 ccnts per line SIX months 10 cents
per line one year Q cents per line. Marriage
and birth notices Sl.OJ each. No advertisement
inserted for less than p cents.
II. CLAICHE. Publisher.
, 1885-10-27

You may not he aware OF It, but it's a
fact, that many Of the medicines recon-
mended for Group contain either chloro-
form or opium, and cannot be given to
children in the large and frequent doses
required, in cases of Group, with any de
should be avoided at all times. There is
one preparation, however, that does not
contain a single ingredient that would in
jure a child, and it Is n certain aud posi-
tive cure for crlup, and that is Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. Ii has cured
thousands of cases and can always be
depended upon. Sold by w. n. Hunt