New-York tribune., 1885-08-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


And sne looked so very cunning as she donned tho
"rvenow become an suthor-why. can't you take
In putting on this calico I'm getting into print"
-(Chicago Sun.
fashionable card in Paris now sets forth that Blanc
has the pleasure of acquantng you OF his divorce.
nounced by judgment dated =, and the honor OF in-
forming you OF his marriage with which will be cello
brated in Paris on the proxmo" So much for .
latudinous divorce law.
Baltimore paper says the President looks at his feet
great deal He is probably wondering why they dont
get to work and kick two ofiice-seekers
out OF the White House daily.-Boston Transcript.
Two have been arrested in Canada for fishing for
salmon Sunday. The day OF the week Is intended
as day Of rest for Canadian salmon.
The fact that when elephant has the chills five gal
Ions of and wbskey prescribed leads to
pect that the elephant is native Of Kentucky -IBat
more American.
Fashionable ladies in Paris now wear short silk socks
instead OF stockings.
They appointed to meet in the parlor.
When all OF the guests were asleep;
And they parted with sweet protestations
That each the appointment would Keep
They were punctua Just to second
Their greeting soft BREATH
And they sat on a lounge In that parlor,
Where all was as silent as death.
And they spooned in that fashion peculiar
To verdancy under loves charm;
She resting her head on his shoulder
lie circling her waist with bis arm.
Soon their eyes to the dark grew accustomed.
And then they In terror took wing;
For they saw IN that parlor four others,
"' -iBostoSn .is S ss Saturday Evening Gaze,t.
Mrs. Murphy" And how is Mickey nowadaysY Mrs.
with the consumption II he kapes gcttin' thinner
an thinner. he'll make civil OF poor carpse ho
wilt brooklyn Times.
An Eastern star actress has lust lost her husband
She is now mourning star.--fstockton Maverick
The gold miners of the Pacific Coast have struck a
field In Idaho Montana and oregon. Reports state
that men at work for $50 miles along the Snake
River, and that fields opened evory day. de-
pos recently found in clay bank at the mouth Of
Bilngslcy Creek that yielded from $40 10 500 day
per man. Mines that were abandoned years ago In the
Idaho Territory have been reopened with good pros
poets.
Nautical husband dokngly-" oh, I'm the manstay
of the family" Wife" Yes. and the jibboom. and the
aud the" Small boy Grom experiencel-And tho
spanker, too, mamma."-fWorcester Gazette.
]. d. Tanning, of Newton County. Miss. In 1868
ceved bulle, wound in his face. At tho time Of tho
wounding 1t thought best not to remove the ball
Last week IL dropped into his mouth. having taken
twenty-five years to work its way through.
Oscar Wilde has baby. aud now has o chance poe
In middle watches OF the night with bottles aLt
spoons as saccessories-t philadelphia CALI
APIcNIc PHANrAsY.
cHAPrERL
Come let us Jump aboard the train
oh, hear the whistle blow
All nature seems to smile Oh US,
Let's 10 the picnic 90.
Wen drink the sparkling lemonade.
The sandwiches we'll MUNICH
Baseball we'll play. likewise croquet,
And daily with the lunch.
CHAPTER II.
Oh. what Jolly time I've had!
dance and laugh with glee.
A beetle has crawed down my back,
feel him round my knee
oumble-bee has toyed with me.
And IN my shoes ants
Isat upon lemon pie
And spoiled my Sunday pants.
-lChicago Rambler.
The at the telephone says "Heo!" but the man
who sits down pin point says just the reverse
boston Saturday Evening Gazette.
Anasthetcs caused the deaths ~ eighteen persons In
England aud Scotland last yoar Niue from the
OF chloroform from ether and thrcc from mix
ture OF ether aud choroform In every fatal case tho
patient had been comparatively healthy. aud the opera
tion had been OF a slight character
The constant alusion the feot OF Chicago girls ia
carrying joking To extremities pedal eA.rslnios.
feet accounts for so many OF the fair sex OF that city
beiag mashers.-Bosion Courier
When President Cleveland was asked to appoint Judso
Tree TO q foreign mission he replied:
." ia just as leaf as not
This gracious to the application received
/" In making this appointment. however" continued
the Chief Magistrate Il Is not to be considered By any
ply for position 70 be app1inted."
"Certalnly Knot, was the response
saa tie sSase
course, to appoint him." he added.
we knew you wood" was the reply.
"Well" said the President, was aware that judge
Tree did not pine Tor the Office, nevcrtheless In sucn
4 position am anxious 10 see, as our English friends
would say. good man at the elm. and while TiS
maple"
'Chestnutsi" exclaimed the delegation in a breath.
Then the President retired to his desk with peasant
smile on his face and the delegation departed, well
pleased with the OF their m5slon sat
urday Evening Gazette
Municipalities In India often brou ght face taco
with problems which have no counterpart In Eugana.
fathers know not what to do 10 diminish the number OF
monkeys infestng the city This great social question
has been hanging IN suspense for nearly year. the
slnian prosecutors OF the community remaining all the
time masters of the situation. In last December tho
municipality passed u formal resolution that these
troublesome poor relations" ought to be and must DO
teported There however, civic action halted.
pareny being conceived that the monkeys would ake
the s7sD, min, nrav.s aud den0rs tns%sslve, Ms
studied department under Turveydrop. for tho
whole colony remained and begat sons and daughters
Thus deued, tho Municipality "considercd the qies-
ton and have been considering II since, without
arriving At any conclusion 1t Is doubt. very deli
cate and difficult matter On tne one hand. the more
wounded II harm befel the descendants OF the d.
vine Hunnooinan. On the other. the Mahometans sau
nocastes mako bitter complaint that the mcnneys y
more FROM them than the tax collectors. Peoples
Association" has consequently come into exstcpccs
pledged to antt-monkey policy, and f 10 darby re
sersd that this important body threaten " sas " ~