The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-04-30
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"A wai<fm calf has iorf ear, Thn
). surssas,< tss The call. - h~ sill sos y
msstSksa tcs asas
= Tos The mere ssAs u hssDs ecnssd
cred ss&sspss il 70 20 ssce~sssy iof Dss
10 gre hinsslf sssy.
Iii 10 the h~l,cf Of ths Bsddhssi oi
c.,lcs shss II voSsn bshsvss hssssii
properly che siii svssissIiy become man
Why u dangerous - he oat in sbs
.prisxs Dscsnss he erAas hes blades
the Agssn pistols, The Leaves shoot spd ihs
bsiIrashss cut
''Y@. yes. said Mn Psniasiou,
spessisg 81 ons uLo bal drssk Limseii u
death "Y~ sss. disAolasie1 bss brought
mssy mse 10 Lss grave"
"A wss 10 Chscsgo ssmed Ksishs has
soi toii on his nose When be vent home
has viis invited 10 al the neiebcr 10 sse
Asr kpisht blooming ssricus
= Lady Yen have no besnr. cousins
o. ,nss to bother ssooSd. | horei sss-
rsni fs>sking . place. Nary ~sn,
man: only ~ old beast 81 hnshanil' X
= secretary Naming eats only % apple
o. baasns Tor biz mid day meal. which
shows Los bard Il 10 ios man vbo has
once b~~n 90 editor 10 change His habits.
= Counssi Then you think he struck
you 9Th nslscs sforsshoughsy' Witness
You csut mis me mp like that. Tvs
told you twice that Le biz me With brick.
They have ionud place IN Oregon
where The spov is only seven feet deep.
sad The people srs pointing TO Il and call.
ing Come vest II you want eternal sum
msr."
"A mas ID Dakota stole another mans
holss cad rsnovsd Il 70 his own land.
This shows thst nan cannot b TOO care.
fal Ia ioclius mp bic house at night 10
thsl section.
--Easiasd. bristling-- Say, Look bore,
Russia. vhal did you attack the Afshans
FORT" Russis--"Bssssss I felt like Il.
that's Why" Esgland -"Oh, we'll. that's
I'll right thsn. /"
-Tssstyhve years ago Missouri boy
left his home and started out 10 become
President Of the United States. That boy
Il n0v ona az thu hat shf,o makers in the
Ohio State prison.
Mr.. Herald. the poet and lecturer,
once asked Jerrold. somewhat inoppor-
timely, II be had read bis Descent into
He'll" NO" replied the dramatist, but
should like to SEQ IT,"
"A San Francisco naturalist sent nice
cage and wagon 10 friends house for
nice specimen Of ground hog thrt was
offered him. He received . sausage. and
II took him three days to see tho joke.
Hello. Smith. suppose man mar
riss bis first wifos step sisters aunt, what
relation 10 he to hsr?" First wife UNI
stsp.aunt er--let me see. don't know.
bright fellow He's her husband"
--Ksnsss editors excel Ia the selection
Of eccentric names for their papers. The
Prairie Dog. the Astonisher. and the Par
alyzsr are already in existence. and now .
papsr il 10 be started ia Thomas county
which u 70 b. called the Thomas Cat.
-"Why Is IT," said gentleman from
New York to member OF the Legislature
At Albany, that every members wife one
sees here il hsndsomsg" Probably" Was
ther?ly. ''because when member has q
vito ihst isn't handsome. he leaves her At
home.
Sunday DR.. ialmage preached 10
Bfooklyn o. the roller rink. II il report.
I'd that be entered upon his subject trip
piasly, glided from one phase Of II to
another with wonderful deXtefity, and
brought II to An extensive finish with his
usual grand and lofty tumblipg.
-"0eo,lenen. said an snciioneer. with
true pathos; I'll my father and mother
stood whore you stand, aud did not buy
this nts~.pan. going II q one dollar,
should feel Il my bounden duty ~ son
70 toll both Of them they were false TO
their coustry and false 10 themselves"
"Dont you want some persimmon
beert" asked Jones; III i : pleasant
drink" "Well. replied Saith, Il don't
mind II do" "It's dslightiul bever-
age continued Jones, enthusiastically;
III son't iasoxlcats Jon in the least.
no" ! doa't uaot any. replied Smith.
Civil service examiner TO colored sp.
plicsnt for ths situation OF letter cArrier)
State the distance from London, Eng
lsud 10 Calcutta. India, via the Suez Can.
a. CoIored applicant Say. boss. 81 yo'se
esins irv pat me on dat route. yo' -kin
,i'.r~mcvs ny sppllcasLun onen De books.
Ne would believe this item from the
far ssss Il ~ could: A stage was upset Il
AppivgAte Greek, southern oregon, the
other De- BY rush Of salmon. The
horses sers cnt loose, and the driver e.
capped on their bscks The salmon cro~d
~,l the river frcn bank to hant and the
school ~ss mile long
~ I'm positively opposed 70 having :
choir IL Tho church" said old Mrs. Pisty
10 hsr husband. after having lissenssl 70
The halt operate airs 81 the service. I'VE
have ~ sceouot Of The choirS 10 the days
Of The apostles" 'No." groslsd Mr..
Pis,y sadly, "tut you tnos they lad
Other methods 81 torture tnst we're almost
- bad