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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
WHOLE NO. zoos.
cured rather nice article However,
if he's in condition you'll see him on
Friday at the hunt, weather permit
ing"
TO BE CONTINUED.
Father Of Diseases.

Constipation has been called the
father Of diseases, therefore it should
not be regarded as a trihing aliment.
1t is quite as necessary to remove i'm
pure accumulations from the bowels
as it is to eat or sleep, and no health
can be expected where costive habit
of body prevails. Take a half-table-
spoonful of Simmons Liver Regulator
after each meal, the bowels will be
gently moved without gripping or
nausea as naturally as if no medicine
had been taken. Regularity in taking
the medicine daily will soon effect a
permanent cure.
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Consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from practice,
having had placed in his hands by an
East India missionary the formula of
simple vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all
throat and Lung Affections, also posi-
tive and radical cure for Nervous Debility
and all Nervous Complaints, after having
tested its wonderful curative powers in
thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to
make it known to his suffering fellows.
Actuated by this motive and desire to
relieve human suffering, l will send free
of charge, to all who desire it, this recipe,
in German, French or English, with full
directions for preparing and using. Sent
by mail by addressing with stamp. NAM
ing this paper, w. A. Noyes, 149 Powers
Block, Rochester, n. Y. 29octS5y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

The Shakers do not use cosmetics,
but whoever has seen them must have
noticed the bright. clear complexion
Of the Sisters. There is none Of that
tinge Of yellow about the eyes, no
dark brown spots on the skin. They
look bright and cheerful because they
enjoy good health. they maintain per-
feet digestion by the use of the Sha-
ker Extract Of Roots (Siegel's Syrup
John Conner writes from Roscoe,
Mo-, Aug. 16, 1884: Il must say a
word or two in regard to your great
medicine. About four years ago [
was taken down with burning in my
stomach and rheumatism. l began
growing weak and could not eat any
thing. I tried everything could
hear Of but could not find any help.
I was induced to try a bottle Of the
Shaker Extract of Roots, and [ COM
menced getting better at once. 1
have used six bottles, and now [ can
eat anything without its injuring me.
| gladly recommend it to anyone suf-
fering with dyspepsia" d ec.3-1m.
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No doubtful ingredients to do
harm. Fresh Hops, Burgundy Pitch
and Gums in Hop Plaster.
Hop Porous Pldsters are sold by all
druggists and country merchants.
The best in the world.
Hop Plasters are New England
production from fresh Hops, Burgun-
dy Pitch and Gums.
One Hop Plaster will kill pain
quicker and is a better strengthener
than a dozen other kinds.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
New Joke by the End Man.

End Man to Interlocutor: "Say,
Mr.. Jones, l suppose you have seen
dem big advertisements aroun' town
to-day?"
Interlocutor: ''Do you mean those
very handsome posters of Hoods Sar-
saparilla? Yes; l have seen them"
End Man: "Well, Mr.. Jones, do
you know I've been taking Hoods
Sarsapariila myself, and | think it
would be wonderful good medicine
for Bob Ingersoll to take?"
Interlocutor: "For Bob Ingersoll?
Why would it be good for him?"
End Man: Because single bottle
will convince the most skeptical."
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
M EDIcAL.
Only Temperance Bitters Known.

Grateful millions proclaim Vinegar
BitterS the most wonderful invigorant that ever
sustained the sinking system. 1t is true medi-
cne made from the native roots and herbs of Cali
fornia, free from all Alcoholic Stimulants.
Is is the Great Blood Purifier and
Life-giying Principle, perfect Renova-
tor of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter
and restoring the blood to a healthy condition.
Vinegar Bitters has cured in millions of
cases, Bilious, Typhoid, Typhus, Malarial,
Scarlet and other Fevers; Diseases of the Liver,
Heart and Kidneys; Headache, Indigestion,
Constipation, Dysentery and all diseases of the
Stomach and Bowels.
The Bitters is invaluablein Lung md Throat
Disorders - Pneumonia, Consumption, Group,
Bronchitis, Asthma, ordinary Colds, Catarrh, etc.
Being vitalzing to the Blood and Skin, Vine.
gar Bitters cures Scrofua, Boils, and all un-
slightly eruptive diseases, whatever their nature.
Tape Worms, Pin Worms, and all
parasites that infest the ntestines of children and
many grown persons, are killed and removed from
the system by the prompt action of Vinegar
For Female Complaints in young
old, married or single, at the dawn of womanhood,
CT The turn of life, this Tonic Bitters has no equal
rheumatism, Cont, Neuralgia, and all
similar painful diseases relieved, and in time
cured, by using Vinegar Filters regularly.
1nvalidS, give the Bitfers trial.
Send for either of our valuable reference books
Treatise on Diseases. our Catechism Intemper-
ance and Tobacco, which last should be in the hands
OF every child and youth in the country.
cf fUmr ce eeEfs 9e fee on re-
r. HI. Mcdonald Drug Co., Proprietors,
Street, Cor. Charlton St., New York.
Sold by all Dealers and Druggists.
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Excitement in Texas.

Great excitement has been caused in
the vicinity Of Paris, Tex, by the re-
markable recovery of Mr.. ]. E. Corley,
who was so helpless he could not turn
in bed, or raise his head; everybody
said he was dying Of Consumption. A
trial bottle Of DIR. Kings New Dis
.covery was sent him. Finding relief,
he bought large bottle and box of
DR.. Kings New Life Pills; by the
time he had taken two boxes of Pills
and two bottles of the Discovery, he
was we'll and had gained in flesh
thirty-six pounds. Trial Bottles of
this Great Discovery for Consumption
free at e.. D. Lewis.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Mr.. Geo. V. Willing, of Manches-
ter, Mich, writes: "My wife has been
almost helpless for five years, so help
less that she could not turn over in
bed alone. She used two bottles of
Electric Bitters, and is so much i'm
proved, that she is able now to do her
own work"
Electric Bitters will do all that is
claimed for them. Hundreds Of tes-
timonials attest their great curative
powers. Only fifty cents bottle at
ED. Lewis
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

They are looking for you every
where. Drafts of air in unexpected
places, going from hot rooms to cool
ones, carelessness in changing cloth
ing: In short anything which ends in
common cold in the head. Unless
arrested this kind of cold becomes
seated in the mucous membrane of
the head. Then it is catarrh. In any
and all its stages this disease always
yields to Ely's Cream Balm. Safe,
agreeable, certain. Price SOC.
I0dec2h
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

A clear head is indicative Of good
health and regular habits. When the
body feels heavy and languid, and the
mind works sluggishly, Ayers Cath
artic Pills will wonderfully assist to
recovery of physical buoyancy and
mental vigor. The constipated should
use them.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
MEDICAL.
Rheumatism

1t Is an established fact that Hoods Sar-
saparilla has proven an invaluable remedy
in many severe cases of rheumatism, effect
ing remarkable cures by its powerful action
in correcting the acidity of the blood, which
is the cause of the disease and purifying
and enriching the vital fluid.
1t IS certainly fair to assume that what
Hoods Sarsaparilla has done for others it
will do for you. Therefore, If you suffer
the pains and aches of rheumatism, give
this potent remedy a fair trial
A Positive Cure.
"I was troubled very much with rheuma-
tism in my hips, ankles, and wrists. 1
could hardly walk, and was confined to my
bed good deal Of the time. Being rec
commended to try Hoods Sarsaparil1a, I
took four bottles and am perfectly well.
cheerfully recommend Hoods Sarsaparilla
as one of the best blood purifiers in the
world" W. F. WOOD, Bloomington, Ill.
For Twenty Years
Ihave been afflicted with rheumatism. Before
1888 found no relief, but grew worse. then
began taking Hoods Sarsaparilla, and it did
me more good than all the other medicine
ever had" Fl. T. BALCo11, Shirley. Mass.
"I suffered from what the doctors called
muscular rheumatism. took Hoods Sar-
saparilla and am entirely cured" j. V. A.
PRoUDFooT, letter carrier, Chicago, Ill.
We shall be glad to send, free of charge
to all who may desire, a book containing many
additional statements of cures by
Hoods SarSapariIsa
Sold by all druggists. 81; six for So. Made
only by c. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

"We don't have to recommend Par
ker's Hair Balsam but once" writes
Mr.. c. A. Burger, druggist, of Liber-
tY, N. Y. AFTER that it stands on its
record" 1t stops falling hair, restores
original color, softness and gloss. Ex-
ceptionally clean, prevents dandruff.
3dec1m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

"Are you in favor Of enlarging the
curriculum? asked a rural school di-
rector of farmer in his district EN-
large nothing" replied the old gentle
man; the buildings big enough; what
we want is to teach more things to
the scholars"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Alcohol was not invented and min
erals were never used incidentally in
the days of old. Invigorating and al
terative herbs were then the only cur
atives. Sick animals, with unerring
instinct, invariably select strange
herbs for their ailments. Vinegar
Bitters is the greatest herb antidote
and tonic ever known.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

1t will not disappoint you. 1t is
the best article known for purifying
the blood and building up the health
and strength. For 25 years erysipelas
broke out in blotches on my face. I
found no cure until [ used Parker's
Tonic two years ago. 1t is the medi-
cine for NEE. G. FL. 3dec1m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Any man who can umpire base
ball game and please both sides, has
in him the main qualifications of a
successful politician.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
Bucklen's Arnica Salve.

The Best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all skin
eruptions, and positively cures Piles,
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by E. D. Lewis. Ian95y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Pure blood is absolutely necessary
in order to enjoy perfect health.
Hoods Sarsaparilla purifes the blood
and strengthens the system.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
A Safeguard.

The fatal rapidity with which slight
Colds and Coughs frequently develop
into the grayest maladies of the throat
and lungs, is consideration which should
impel every prudent person to keep at
hand, as a household remedy, a bottle of
AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL.
Nothing else gives such immediate relief
and works SO sure a cure in all affections
of this class. That eminent physician,
Prof. f. Sweetzer, of the Maine Medical
School, Brunswick, Me-, SAYS
sMedical science mas produced no other ano-
dyne expectorant good as AYERS CHERRY
PICTORIAL. II is invaluable for diseases of the
throat and lungs"
The same opinion is expressed by the
well-hnown DR.. L. j. Addison, of Chicago,
ILL.,, who says
"I have never found, in thrty-ive years Of
continuous study and practice of medicine, any
preparation of SO great value as Ayers CHERRY
PECToRAL., for treatment of diseases of the
throat and lungs. 1t not only breaks up colds
and cures severe coughs, but is more effective
than anything else in relieving even the most
serious bronchial and pulmonary affections"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
Notice to Stockholders.

The stockholders of the First National Bank of
Jackson hereby notified to meet at their Banking
House, in Jackson Ohio, on Tuesday, January 12,
1885, at 10 O'Clock for the purpose of eecting D-
D. ARMSTRONG, Cashier.
December 4th, 1885.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Chicago will have a worlds exposi-
tion and fair in 1892. 1t expects to
be city by that time.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

For Colds, Group, Asthma, Bron-
chites, and Sore Throat, use Dr.
Thomas Eclectric Oil, and get the
Opn1I3up
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
Our Evening Sermon !!

But I say unto you that every idle
word that men shall speak, they shall
give account thereof in the day of judg-
ment!'-Mat. 12. SO.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

A hotel in the South End is known
as "The Retreat" Here is a chance
for somebody to beat retreat.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

"The tomato is a very healthy
fruit" says an exchange. Don't know
about that. We see good many to-
matoes that look very sick.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

A brass band has been organized
among the Digger Indians, and their
determination is now only a matter of
time.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Good gracious" said the hen, when
she discovered the porcelain egg in
her nest, II shall be a bricklayer
next.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

FITS: All Fits stopped free by DIR.
Klines Great Nerve Restorer. No Fits
after first days use. Marvellous cures.
Treatise and $500 trial bottle free to Fit
cases. Send to DIR. Kline, 931 Arch St.,
Philadelphia, Pa. 12mchS5-y
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

All the women employed in the
German postal service have been dis
charged. They probably delayed the
mails.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Some parties think the tally-sheet
job was daisy. This may be so. 1t
has not proven hearts ease to the
forgers.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
ScOtt's Emulsion of Pure
Cod Liver Oil, with HypOphOsphites,
Is ErcelLent In Lun0 Troubles.

Is Eecellent In lung IrOM6les.
DR.. Enoch Galloway, LAGRANGE,
Ga, says: II have used Scott's Emul-
sion with wonderful success in all
Lung troubles, also find it has no
equal in Summer Diarrhea of chill
dren." 3dec4w
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
AYERS
Cherry PectoraI

Is not new claimant for popular conf
dence, but q medicine which is to-day
saving the lives of the third generation
who have come into being since it was
first offered to the public.
There is not a household in which this
invaluable remedy has once been in
troduced where its use has ever been
abandoned, and there is not q person
who has ever given it q proper trial
for any throat or lung disease suscep-
tible of cure, who has not been made
well by 1t.
AYERS CHERRY PECTORAL has,
In numberless instances, cured obstinate
cases of chronic Bronchitis, Laryngitis,
and even acute Pneumonia, and has
saved many patients in the earlier stages
of Pulmonary Consumption. 1t is 4
medicine that only requires to be taken in
small doses, is pleasant to the taste, and is
needed in every house where there are
children. as there is nothing so good as
AYERS CHERRY PECTORALf for treat
ment of Group and Whooping Cough.
These are all plain facts, which can be
verified by anybody, and should be re-
membered by everybody.
Aver S Cherry Pectoral,
PREPARED BY
DR.. ]. c. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

1t is charged that the tally-sheet
thieves have such horror of the bars,
that they have all become Prohibi-
tionists.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
Dissolution.

By mutual consent, the firm of Drs. Ewing Ewing
has been dissolved. All persons knowing themselves
indebted to either both of said parties hereby
TED to call on Dr. e. Ewing at ds his oee an 10
squared by Jan 1st, 1856. 4L accounts not settled By
that date Ui be placed the hands Of collector.
G. A. EWING, NJ D..
U. b. G. EWING, NJ. d.
JACKSON, o., Nov, L. 1SS5-2m
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

1t is a Weiss beer that knows his
father-in-law.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

"Oh," gasped fat Mrs. Weghty, as
she ascended the second flight Of stairs
in her new residence, II really cannot
run up any more stairs" "Of course
not" testify answered her husband;
''but if the stairs were made of dress
makers bills, you can run them up
very easily"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

If John L. Sullivan wants to meet
a man of prowess, let him tackle the
mayor of Louisville.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

When Baby was sick, we gave her CASToRIA
When she was q Child she cried for CASTORIA
When she became Miss, she clung to CASTORIA
When she had Children, she gave them CASTA
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Prince Alexander seems to be the
John L. Sullivan Of the Balkan cam
paign.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

Sparks show which way the publ
lands 60.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
Stray Calves.

There are now at my farm, mile from Winches-
ter three yearng calves, red steer red steer
with white face and one red roam heier Came about
the 25th of November. The owner is requested to
and pay for this notice and expenses, and get
them. JAMES PLUMMER,
1dec3w Rocky Hill P. o.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

''The Gates Ajar" for the dead Vice
President.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
Notice to Teachers.

Notice is hereby given, that until otherwise order
ed, the Board of School Examiners of jackson COun-
ty, Ohio, will hold regular meetings for the examna-
tion teachers at the City Hail. in the town of Jack
son, the First Friday in erery month.
By order of Board of Examiners.
9laug79tf J.W, LONGBON, Clerk.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
Very Remarkable Recovery.

It's a poor mule that won't worl
both ways
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17
They will Surely Find You.

King Alfonso escaped the cholera
only to perish Of the dysentery.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

A Dayton correspondent complains that ga
man who can't repeat the Lords Prayer, can't
get on the police force there" Why, a man
who doesn't know enough for that ought to
make good policeman. If he can't read he
can GO into saloon and sit down.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-12-17

dispatch in Cincinnati daily, speaking of
lover killing his girl with knife, says: The
policeman found him standing over his victim
with the bloody shirt in his hand.'' That re-
porter must have been reading a Democratic
editorial on John Sherman.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-29

Coal Tar.-This product was first
obtained by the German chemists
Graebe and Liebermann, but Professor
Perkins, who had developed the anlline
colors from tar, was the first to give
application to the German work. The
importance of this discovery may be
understood when it is known that in the
first ten years following the introduce
ton Uf the artificial alizarine in the dye
stuas' trade, ltexoeeded the total amount
of natural alizarine, or madden root
that had been handled in the trade pre-
vious to its introduction. 1t was. ii
anything, superior to Eadder, and SO
much cheaper that the saving by its use
up to 1880 had amounted to over So
600, 600. The discovery of alizar1ne In
coal tar converted 400, 600 ceres of land
that had been used for growing madden
root into fertile fields of corn and other
cereals. With vegetable madden it re-
quired nine weeks to perfect the dyeinR
of a material Turkey red. The artificial
madden accomplished the desired result
in as many hours. Three years ago the
chemist produced an artificial indigo
from the residuum or gas tar, and in
connection with the sniline dyes and
allzarine of the same base, it is rapidly
taking the place of indigo. Later the
~napthaline yellows and reds, with
which entirely new effects in color were
made possible-were derived from coal
tor residuum. Chemists are still ex-
p~erimsnting with the tar products. and
other important developments will no
doubt be made.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-29

In the early days OF Methodism In
Scotland, acertain congregation. where
there was but one rich man. desired b
build a new chapel. A church nee
ing was held. The old rich Scotchman
rose and said Brethren, we dinna
need a new chapel: 'TIl give 60 for re-
pairs"
Just then q bit of plaster falling from
the ceiling hit him on the head.
Looking up and seeing how bad 1t
was, he SAID Brethren, its worse
than | thought I'll make 1t so pun"
ooh. Lord" exclaimed a devoted
brother on q back seat, 'hit I'm a2ainl'
There are many human tabernacles
which are IN sore need OF radical bn1ld
ing over, but we putter and fuss and
repair in spots without satisfactory re-
suits. It is only when we are person
allv alarmed at the real danger that we
act independently, and do the night
thing. Then 1T is that we most keenly
regret because we did not sooner use
our Judgment, follow the advice horn
of the experience of others and Jump
away from our perils.
Thousands of persons who will read
this paragraph are in abiect misery to-
day when they might be in a satlsfac-
tory condition. They are weak, life
less, full of odd aches and pains, and
every year they know they are getting
worse, even though the best doctors
are patching them in spots. The ORR
Gin of these aches and pains Ii the kid
neys and liver, and If they would build
these all ever new with Warmers safe
rure as millions have done, and cease
investing their money in miserably I'M
successful patchwork, they would be
we'll and happy and would bless the
day when the Lord chit 'em" and indi-
Gated the common sense course Tor
them 10 pursue. -L0ndon Press.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-08-29

Decay Of Iron RaaIings,-Every one
must have noticed the destructive com
bination of lead and iron, from ratings
being fixed in stone with the former
metal. The reason for this is, that the
oxygen of the atmosphere keeps up q
galvanic action between the two metals,
This waste may be prevented by SUBJ
shutting zinc for lead. in which case
the galvanic action would be inverted ;
the whole of its action would fall on the
zinc, the n remaining uninjured, the
other nearly so. Paint formed of the
oxide of zinc, for the same reason pre-
serves iron exposed to the atmosphere
infinitely better than the ordinary paint
composed of the oxide of lead.