Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-17
BRIGHT BITS.

THB MOSQUITO now begins to sympathize
with the Office seeker who is left out in the
eold.-FdH RiUer AdgQHcs.
REV. BEEcHER has returned to the ranks Of
the Republicans IN New York state, but he
Is none the less a MEgwump in religion.
2o1U6ee Journal.
Boston man whose wife has run away
WIN drummer, has sworn solemn oath to
kill the scoun'rel on sight-if he brmgs her
back again.-FaU Rirsr dDaace.
PEAL DESMOND writes touching poem en-
titled "A Broken Link" Well, the next
Time Pearl goes to market she Will carry her
sausages nome IN basket, and not try to
carry them by the handle or lead them with a
string .-EWrdete.
SCIENTIFIC WRITER saws: ''No power has
yet been Conceived 70 enable the human eve
20 see any Of the Atoms OF mUska' From the
size OF the flavor emitted bv au atom Of musk,
We supposed It was about The size of 8dOuble-
qecked barn. Ferr5sfoacR HerqSG. +.
"UScLE James, said a city young lady, who
was spending a few days in the country. ''is
taaf eh3ieSeP " The SAFE a grahm.n2p No,
Whv 6ftainv 20 r. sure -, s53d fSS yoIn
lady. h'H6w stupid Of me! can see the horns
On has ankles..' --l7oe5ess1, EeDress
-"My Love- said wife f6ndiy: cam not
to have that beautiful dress. pattern | spoke
or BE patient, my DEAR" hd replied; 81
VIII only say there Is surprise in store for
yag,i9fl I'm store for me!n SOC snapped
''tb&rs where a WI stay. A real surprise
|oW9 re SRmething 'or me AZ home. Bling
haanPS6k R5Dad{fcqa. 16s ,,,cEg
,AE3INPeRTA ANT, EhEyEST NEGLECTED: Lit
boy near the POLO groundsr"Hey!
tommy. vas dey b * aWjence at de game
ferds ys'' Jobhhy WHO observed the game
through a knotlA3ael -Ds Bout two t'Ousand :"
Little boy liEered al0sl -"Must have ben
more ~ bat y Johnny--''D D ye mean cops IAN
allf" Little boy-"les." Jhonny-"' Bout
tree tousand, guess. Mem York Sun.
TIE siowness with which the subscriptions
for the Grant monument in New York are
coming IN reminds Texas gentleman OF the
way N which g tfiend Of his paid a bill be
peatcd dunnlnk he urged him to fix date
IN do II" said he. Il tell yon now pll pay
We'll. ultimately: id ultimately. "--Phi5d-
detLaid NeiCS.
'Y0C IRE charged with kissing this voune
ladv p the DARK said the Judge TO the pris-
eneTl a good lo8kins Young N an. Hn 9'
'Mercitul heavens !Hhe gasped. ''ls that the
row la,dy9" -Ah 11sf = 5.i+
~ Len. ! plead not guilty, your Aonor."
Yes; md I desire Is enter plea of insan-
ity.''s-ch5c1Go Fetoe.
A TIGHTER SQUEEZE WAsrBA.-L
~ ny do yon press ne to your heart
So tenderly?' she sad * M
Unho her beau. who gave astart
Anu Dlushlng, hung his headsT
Pm sorry, sweetheart, then hedghed
III have caused yOH gref.H n
tssashen won't YOU makebelieve,, she cried
sfhab Pm an aatumn leaf?"
tN -.Eeto YORK. Journal.
son, Eel' exclaimed a suburban passenger
TO his milknan, egot box of chalk under
vOur af1n, hayen't Won Bought 1t IN the CITY
and taking IL 20 the dairy, eh9 Now. viii YOU
be kiad enough TO tell me " hat GU are going
70 DO WITH ityn SEertainly, sir, certainty
rephed the milhman: your wife tells m,
driver to chalk Hflown' so often shat he has
run out OF cTay0ns, ard Pm laying in new
supply. If you'll come out to the farm, I'll
show you your st0temout OF account on the
side Of the COW barn."
HOPE, FAITH AND CHARITY
Hope.
see that Smith is coming mp this way
nope he'll settle that account to-day.
F,tith.
Hes for his wallet. Ha! knew
That he had come to pay that balance due.
Charity.
He's gong past by dove! Well, well; no
Some other creditor has cleaned him out.
Boston Courier.
THOU bird with the beautiful tra-la-la-lee. !"
Sang GOV. Hin one day;
Oh. why do You roost in that crab-apple tree
SO far from The rest Of creation and me
prfthee come down this way
The Michaelmas moon lends a mystical hue
To The scen'ry IN forest and dale
80. nrl thee. hop DO m for minute or two
While sprinkle some salt on your tall"
But never a word did the Mugwump reply
As he sat on the crab-apple limb,
And tauntng expression enveoped his eye
As he heard the remOrseful impOrtunate cry
Which the statesman addressed unto HIM F;
Then up 10 his shapely but cynical nose
He lifted one lex with q smile.
And mockiugly tweedled his willowy toes
In highly significant style.