The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-03-03
Stephens & Richie Bros.
limestone quarry near Centerville. Ga


limestone quarry near Centerville. Ga
Exchange.
We don't say it for fact, but it might
have belonged to "Xantippe,"
"A bashful youth, confronted with the
contingency of having 20 "speak to the old
man about her" as heard to remark:
after fellow pops, then pops the fellow
that worries the mosr." Exchange.
He might have added that mum is never
mum en- such occasions either.
"A syndicate of Jefferson City girls has
made the Pacific railroad a handsome offer
for one hundred and fifty fiat cars. They
want them for roller skates.-Courier
Journal.
The company refused the offer. They
don't want their cars bumped around on
by such large feet.
Born. to s. w. Early and wife, of Cen
tralia, q son--ihe fourteenth pledge OF
their affection that has arrived to swell the
connubial joys OF this happy pair.-Ex-
change.
That pair must be mighty fond of each
other.
Joseph Marmaduke Johnsing :" ek-
claimed Jefferson City mother to her boy.
"Take your sisters ear muffs off your feet
instanter, and hunt your rubbers, if you
don't shan't give you any oleomargarine
on your bread, and now, you hear me"
An Illinois COW got drunk Oh distil-
lery grains. Exchange.
Her owner had more corned beef in con-
sequence than he know what to do with.
"A man in York county, Pa, recently
had his wife arrested for pouring a gallon
OF molasses on his head Exchange.
She probably was only DESTROYS of max
ing hare sweetbread.
"A Philadelphia woman drank pint
OF coal oil with suicidal intent.-Ex.
Had she Only been encouraged to swal-
low a match what a beautiful Fourth OF
July piece she would have made.
Will the individual who walked off
with our bran new dictionary, return ii TO
the Tribune at once?-Jefferson City
Tribune.
Their slang dictionary did not get lost, as
can be seen by glance at the columns of
that paper.
A New York pastor places new limit
to piety by declaring that no man who
walks abou; with his eyes cast on the
ground can be a Christian Exchange.
Perhaps not but it is a litlle hard on peo-
pie who are obliged to take heed lest they
fell these icy times.
Life is like harness. There are
tracesS care, lines of trouble, bits OF good
fortune, breaches OF good manners, bridled
tongues, and everybody has a tug to pull
through.-Ex.
Yes, and let 'em buckle as much as they
please, they are often strapped.
Dakota has forty-eight women who
hold positions as bank cashiers.-Ex.
This speaks we'll for Dakots's discern
ment, for it is an actual fact that there
uever yet has been a defaulting female
cashier and Canada would have no show at
all if their employment was general.
The wife of J. w. Day. of Chapel Hill,
this county, recently gave birth to child
that had one tooth when born.-Higgins-
vile Post.
That kid arrived on this mundane sphere
ready to tackle Jefferson City beef steak.
Miss Florence Moore, of the "Bunch of
Keys" troupe, tore around like wild bull
in china shop the other day at Spring
field because the hotel folks refused to let
her negro maid occupy a seat at her table
Nevada Mail.
She probably had on her gored dress and
had just got out Of tight"