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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-24

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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09
Isabella Shaken Up.

Queen Isabella was rudely shaken up
by the repeated shocks of earthquake at
Seville, but not seriously hurt. She had
a narrow escape of being in the sauce
qui peut in the theater, where she was
to have witnessed an Italian opera.
But the unexpected arrival of a welcome
visitor kept her at home. She was TAX
ing a cup of tea and laughing at the
solemn talk of her parrot, when the
first oscillation took place. The bird
fell down fainting from its perch, just
as might young lady. Isabella's arm
chair toppled over, and the cup was
flung from her hand. A member of
her household writes that she was not
alarmed until some time after the shock,
when there was nervous reaction.
When she felt the earthquake she cried
out: ''Why, if | were not in my own
house, should fancy we were in sink
ing ship" A second shock at midnight,
and third at dawn, rather upset her
Her ears were assaulted by the cries of
the people in the streets. She tele-
graphed to the king to send money at
once for distribution among the great
est sufferers, and she placed the Palais
de Castillo at the disposal of a Spanish
committee, which will give fete there
for the benefit of the victims of the
earthquakes in southern Spain. 1t is
also proposed to get UP in the ex-
queens Paris residence an exhibition of
lace, jewels, fans, art prayer-books, and
Objects de riete belonging to the Spanish
royal family. A show of this kind
would b. all profit. Truth.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09
Big Promises.

Ihavc discovered ''new agricul-
ture." Under the system the great
American Desert can be made to BIOS
som as the rose; the rocky sleeps of the
Sierras can be made as fertile as the
valleys. On the hillsides of Allegheny
County 1 grow strawberries the size of
peaches-we have to slice them up to
make strawberry shortcake; plums
which before were the size of pullets'
eggs now grow as large as hens eggs;
peapods grow six and seven inches long
and contain peas as large as grapes;
beets reach length of five feet : the
ordinary "blood beet; timothy heads
measure eleven inches and are large in
proportion. These are few instances.
1 could enumerate others. In a short
time 1 will show how five acres titled
under my new system will give as much
net profit as 500 titled in the present
way. But don't expect the public to
take my word for all this. have in
vited q large number of practical farm
ers from different States to visit my
model farm at Wellsville, N. Y, July
4. have promised them two bushels
of these enormous strawberries, and
other fruit in like quantity. The whole
secret of the thing is understanding
d. ". Cole, AgricultUrtst.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09
Father. Mother, and Three Sisters Dead.

Father, Mother, and Three Sisters Dead.
Mr. David Claypool, formerly Sergeant
at-Arms of the New Jersey Senate, and now
Notary Public at Cedaryille, Cumberland
Co., n. j., makes The following startling
statement "My father, mother, and three
sisters all died with consumption, and my
lungs were so weak raised blood. Nobody
thought 1 could live. My work ship
smithing was very straining on me with my
weak constitution, and was rapidly going
to the grave. While in this condition l
commenced using Mishler's Herb Ditters,
and it saved my life. Because it was so
difficult to get it in this little place, and l
had improved so much, | stopped taking it
for time, and the result is that | have
commenced going rapidly down hill again.
Somehow, Mishler's Herb Bitters gives
appetite and strengthens and builds me up
as nothing else does, and l must have
dozen bottles at once. Use this commu-
nication as you please, and if any enc wants
to be convinced of its truth, let them write
me and I will rake affidavit to it, for
owe my life to Mishler's Herb Bitters.''
The secret of the almost invariable relief
and cure of consumption, dysentery, diar-
rhoa, dyspepsia, indigestion, kidney and
liver complaints, when Mishler's Herb
Bitters is used, is that it contains simple,
harmless, and yet powerful ingredients,
that act On the blood, kidneys, and liver,
and through them strengthens and invigor-
ates the whole system. Purely vegetable
in its composition; prepared by a regular
physician; a standard medicinal prepare
ton; endorsed by physicians and drug
gists. These are four strong points in favor
of Mishler's Herb Bitters Mishler's Herb
Bitters is sold by all druggists. Prices! 70
per large bottle. 6 bottles for $500.
Ask YOUR druggist for MIsBLERs HERB isTrfns:
If he does rot Keep it. do not take anything cn bat
send a postal card to NIsEIER HERB B11TLks Co..
625 Commerce Street, Philadelphia
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09
A Boy in Court.

William A. Soles, a frowzy-haired boy
some IA years old, kept two lawyers
busy yesterday before Justice Barrett,
and afforded amusement for many spec
tators. He was witness for his mother
in her suit for a limited divorce from
John Il. Soles, an organ builder OF One
Hundred and Forty-third street. Mrs.
Soles told her story of alleged cruelty,
referring in particular to a time when
her husband grabbed her by the neck,
pushed her from the dining-room into
the hall, and threw her upon the floor.
When the boy took the stand his light
hair stood on end and his face wore a
determined look. "Well, my boy, -"
said Lawyer Untcrmcyer cheerfully,
'what do you know about the caseP"
The boy gathered himselftogcther, took
long breath, and then exploded:
"Well, all / know of the case is this
My father is guilty of using vile and
opprobrious epithets toward my mother;
he''-and then young William faithfully
and at railroad speed recited the com
plant in the case. The court was
amazed and the audience delighted. SO
was the mothers counsel. The other
counsel was not Lawyer Blandy look
ed glum The boy at last came to an
end and glanced around with tri-
umphant air. Then Lawyer Blandy
tenderly took him in hand. 'Willie, "
said he aflectionately, lean you give
the reasons which induced Your father
to lay violent hands upon your mother?'
The reply was prompt: ASK me
somethinG easy.n The boy did not
smile; nor did Lawyer Blandy. The
spectators did. deliberately.
"Willie,n continued the cross-ques-
tioning Lawyer Blandy, do you know
the meaning of the word 'oppro-
brious'?'
Yes was the laconic answer.
''Please inform the court what you
mean by 'opprobrious. "
The boy retired within his inner con-
seriousness a moment and then shot him.
self off in this manner: at means bad
and abusive; it is language that is vile
and not becoming for"
THAT will do, Willie"
Willie paused on the brink of Web
stcr and Worcester.
Then the lawyer tried another tack.
'.Willie,' said he, with wonderfully
persuasive information, lis your. mother
a good talker?'
''You have heard her here in court
you ought to know Willie replied.
The spectators made the lawyer look
uncomfortable because of their unthink.
ing laughter.
! Willie then told how his mother
"spoke in meeting from her seat when
she attended temperance meetings; she
never took the platform; she dwelt upon
the way in which liquor affected men
His mother had never knocked his
| father down.
Lawyer Blandy inquired slyly: Evil
lie. did you ever strike your mother?'
YES" said he promptly. II have
been very bad boy toward her. My
father encouraged rather than opposed
me-" Then Willie stepped down with
conscious dignity.-Nea0 York Tribune
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09

broke in 1899. Here too Prince James,
of Scotland, was imprisoned in 1405.
1t contains also many chambers OF in,
tercst. On the second floor is an old
chapel, one of the best preserved spocl-
mems of old Norman architecture IN
England. while the Banqueting Hall
and the Council Chamber are also IN.
teresting, the last two are now used
for storing arms, there being about
10000 stand of rifles usually kept IN
them, and serve also as II part of the ar,
senal. The famous collections of old
armer are not in the White Tower
proper, but in long gallery adjoining
it. which was built in 1926 for that pur-
pose. This gallery is full OF trophies
among which is row of twenty-five
equestrian figures in full armor, dating
from the time of Edward ii. to James
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09

II was coming up on the car, you
know she ratified away, "and [ met
that Mrs. johnson. She is always try
ing to lord it over me. and l knew by
her looks that she had something awful
to say. In about minute she moved
along and says, says she:
Have you got any costumes?' y
{" For what?'" says I.
For the Governors veto,'h says
she.
Just think of her ignorance! 1t
stunned me so that could hardly get
my breath. I saw it was my chance to
dress her feathers down, and so 1 put
on all my dignity, raised my voice so
that all could hear, and says, says l.:
No, madam, I'm not going to the
Governors veto, but when the Cover
nor's message takes place l shall be
there. "
'Great Scots!'' exclaimed her hus-
band, ''but you didn't say message,
did you?'
why, of course-what is it?'
"It's the Governor levec, you IDIOT
---Dttr0I Free Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09
Poker in Missouri.

81 used to be fond of poker,'' he said,
and the expression of his face became
retrospective, ''but since got four aces
downed out in Missoury l hev sorter
gin up playin' the game"
"Your opponent had a straight flush,
did hep"
mo, he he'd five jacks"
"That's impossible"
Stranger, hev you ever played poker
in Missoury?"
mo. sir
"Well, if you ever do set down in a
game out thare, and q red-eyed man
whose clothes smell of cattle whites a
corner off the table and allows that he
hez five jacks, jest bunch your kiards in
the pack and, say, That's good. y
Nc1O York; S7tn
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09

Mr.. William H. Vanderbilt denies
the statement that he carries life-insur-
ance to the amount of 100000, and
says that he has never had any insur-
ance on his life. Mr.. Jay Gould says
that there is absolutely no truth in the
statement "that he carries 100000 of
- hic 1ifa ;,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09
The Two Camels.

A neighbor owns two oamels beasts OF price,
And promise destined each to go, next Week.
Swiftly and surely with his merchandise
From Nishapur to Sebzevah. no truce
To tramp, but travel, spite OF sahds anu
drouth,
In days so many lest they mis- the Fair.
Each falls to meditation DER his crib
Piled high with provender before the start.
Quoth this: 'My soul is set On winning praise
From goodman lord and mastcr-humpt TO hooi'
dedicate me to his service. How!
Grass purslane, lup'n"s, and know NOT What,
Crammed in my manccr? Ha, | See-l see!
No, MASTER spare thy money! shall truage
The distance ana yet ccst thee not doit
"Be magnifled, oh master, for the meal
So OPPORTUNITY liberal!' quCth that.
"What use of strength in me but to surmount
Sands and simoons, and bend beneath thy bales
No knee until reach the glad bazaar?
Thus do justice to thy fare; no sprg
OF toothsome chervil must leave unchewed!
Too bitterly should l repreach myself
Did sink DOWN in sight of Scbzevah,
Remembering how the mcreSt mouthful more
Had heartened me to manage yet mile!
And SO it proved: the too-abstemious brute
Midway broke down, his pack reJolced the
thieves.
His carcass fed the vutures. not so he
The wisely thankful, who, good market
drudge,
Let down his lading in the market place.
No damage to single pack. Which beast
Think We, had praise and patting and n brand
OF Observation-Disclosures fixed on flank?
So, with thy squeamish scruple,-what inn
ports
Fasting or feasting? Do thy days work, dare
Refuse no help thcreto,-since help refused
Is hindrancc sought and found. Win but the
race
Who shall object "He tossed three wines cups
Off,
And Just at starting, Liiith kissed his hps2"
-Fershtah's FanciCs-Robert Browning.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-09-09

In advertising the greatness of this
country, one of the largest manufactnr-
ers says the total production of cigars
in this country is about 5000, 900, 900 a
year This is quite puff for us.
How One Woman Put Her Foot in 1t.