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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1885-10-02
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1885-10-02
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1885-10-02
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1885-10-02

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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1885-10-02
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1885-10-02
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pfebluug be8 @enerals 8OiecranS entlafen.
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
Wet Land.

The blowing OF wet land does mis-
chief which remains for years. The
owner of a stiff clay farm who turned
over field in too much of hurry ten
years ago has not since been able to get
the soil into the same condition it was
in before. When a plowshare becomes
smeared with mud as it turns the fur
row slice. and the earth is plastered, as
mortar is when a trowel is drawn over
it, clay land becomes hurt for many
years. Even light land is spoiled by it.
but the clay is toughened and dries in
hard clods which are very difficult to
reduce to a fine condition again. One
may easily make haste too fast in plow-
ing in the Spring. The test of fitness
n the soil is that spade may be put
into it and withdrawn without any
and the spade of soil when
dropped will fall apart into a loose
mass.--N. Y. Times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

The favorite song of praise " tn the
colored people of the South is "Sweet
BY and By"
Bishop Coke, of Western New York,
announces that the Diocesan Council
has fixed $1,000 as the lowest salary
which should be offered minister
Buffalo Express.
Edward Everett Hale thinks that
Sin these DAYS the church has some
thing to do besides singing. reading
and praying" Among the other things,
he mentioned hospitality, education
and charity"
The Rev. DR.. P. H. Nell, the ven
cradle moderator of the Georgia BAPTIST
Convention, was first elected in 1857,
and has served continually since. with
the exception of five years, from 1872 tc
1876, during which he was in broken
health. Baptist Weekly.
"A witty deacon puts it thus: snow
brethren, let us get up a supper and eat
ourselves rich. Buy your food; then
give it to the church; then go and buy
it back again; then eat it up and your
church debt is paid. " Toledo Blade.
The Methodists of Georgia are in
terested in the conversion of the Jews.
and have mission organized fer thai
purpose. Rev. Jacob Freshman. evan.
gelist to Hebrews in New York City. is
preaching throughout Georgia and Flor
ida in furtherance of this enterprise
Christian Union
When DIR. Tucker preached the in
troductory sermon before the Baptist
Convention at Columbus, Ga, recently,
lady in the congregation was wearing
the same dress which she wore thirty
years before on a similar occasion, at
which time DIR. Tucker was also the
preacher.-N T. Examiner.
The Baptist Conference in Boston
at its recent session discussed quite al
length the subject of .'mind cure. :"
The decision arrived at was that the
the theory and practice of this cure, as
now professed and carried on, NAV
parhaps constitute a science. but it can
not claim the designation Christian. "
Boston Journal
Bee teachers are employed by the
Government in Germany to travel from
place to place and give instructions in
bee culture. 1t is said that the German
rural schoolmaster is examined in bee
culture before he is granted a diploma
as competent teacher.
-Prelminaries for summoning gen.
eral council of the Roman Catholic
Church are under consideration. The
chief questions to be proposed for con-
sideration have reference to the sin.
ternal administration of the Church.
which has been matter of deep, grave
and increasing concern to Pope Lee
Kill" The council, it is added. will
assemble next spring, with a programme
formulated almost solely by the Pope
himself.-N Y Herald.
President Webb, of Mississippi Col
lege, was interviewed by a young man
who wanted to 90 to school. well"
said the President. "what do yeu
know?" Nothing" was the response.
'Well, you are Just four years ahead of
some of the other pupils. 1t takes them
four years to learn what you know tc
start with. Your prospects are fine.
sir. IN T. Post.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

"A fool and his gun are soon parted.
especially when the former blows down
the muzzle of the latter to see if it is
loaded. Toledo Blade.
"A turnip closely resembling an ele-
plant is on exhibition at Kew West A
man closely resembling beat can be
seen almost anywhere Chicago Times.
-"How can | find out all about the
Young lady to whom / am engaged"
asks prospective benedict. Has she a
younger brother? If so, consult him.
Boston Post.
A Vermont husband got wind of
the proposed elopement of his wife.
and frustrated it by keeping guard over
her silk dress. She wouldn't run away
in a calico gown, and he knew it
Troy Times.
A bachelor who wanted a wifi,
wrote tender epistle to nice young
lady. He applied therein for her hand
and heart, and wound up as follows:
Have the goodness to send me reply
as soon as possible, as l have another
young person in my eye Chicago
IfibUne.
There is said to have been "iust
discovered" kind of tobacco which. If
smoked or chewed. will make a man
forget that he owes dollar in the
world Just discovered! Why, that
brand of tobacco has evidently been in
use as far back rs the memory of man
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Herald.
did You attend the grand opera?n
NO; l wasn't able to-" ''But thought
YOU said you were gcing?" Eyes. Ibid.
but YOU see my wife concluded that she
would rather 60 to the shore this sum.
mer. and so we did not co. well, ]
don't know but that YOU were wise. !
should have liked to go out of town
myself. boston Post.
Firm mother to boy-"Didn't tel
YOU that I'd whip you if you played in
chat water again, say?" Boy-"Yes.
sum-" Firm mother-"Then why did
you do it?" Boy-.'Because / didn't
believe you?" Firm mother-.Never
mind; YOU shan't 90 down town with me
when go; see if you do?" Shortly
afterwards the firm mother and the
boy go down town together.-N Y.
Graphic.
Something wonderful is nre to
happen on this earth before long" sud-
denly remarked a Harlem man. looking
up from his newspaper. "Why. John.
you don't mean it," said his wife in a
tone of astonishment. ..Is the world
coming to an cnd?" Il don't know.
I'm sure: but it looks like it. This pa
per SAYS there is plumber in the Phil
adelphia Alms-house. 20. is that
alp" said the little woman, with sigh
of relief. Il thought perhaps some
husband had given his
wife money without her asking him for
it. ~. y. Journal
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
Fishy Superstition.

An immense shoal of fish lately went
ashore on the sandy beach of Kona,
Hawaii. The children regarded them
as kind of gOdsend, and began to
eagerly gather them up for home con-
sumption. The gray-headed native
veterans however shook their heads in
superstitious horror, and ordered the
children to desist, remembering tradi-
ton of earlier times. before Captain
James Cook entered the harbor with
the Resolution. The tradition was to
the effect that the landing of a shoal
of fish portended the death of an Ali,
or native Chief.
The inhabitants, on hearing of the
event, declared plainly that religious
scruples ought not to interfere with a
man getting all he can. Whether a
Chief died or not, there was no use
wasting fresh fish. They might be the
messengers of evil f ortune, but they
were, nevertheless. good to eat. There
upon everybody filled his basket full
and left the old men to mourn over the
degeneracy of the times. 1t takes a
good deal of religion in the Sandwich
Islands and elsewhere to keep a man
from laying his hands on anything
within reach.-N. Y. Herald.
Born Patti aud Henry Irving announce
chat they will rot visit America in 1886.
Now let US make au effort to pay off the
National debt next year. = Pittsburgh
Commercial Gazette.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
Vaccination.

The anti-vaccinators at Nelson, near
Burnley, England, have just completed
a house-to-house canvass of the rate
payers, who were asked to answer, ia
writing. the two questions: ..Are you
in favor of vaccinat;ons" and Are you
opposed to compulsory vaccination?"-
papers being left to be filed and subse-
quently called for. About 1920 papers
were distributed. of which about 1900
were returned. Of these 800 were re-
turned blank or otherwise informal,
LISA rate-payers stated that they were
opposed to compulsory vaccination,
while only 81 declared for it OF the
l.534 opposed TO compulsory, 1.220 are
also opposed to vaccination; PIC did not
answer the first question, and 50 are in
favor of vaccination; 81 answered the
first question in the affirm alive, but did
not answer the second: 81 rate-payers
certified to cases of death in their fam
ilies from vaccination. and 80 to cases
Of injury.-L0nd0n News.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
FAT AND LEAN WOMEN.
Wherein the Former Have Some Advantas
Ovar bp lat

Wherein the Former Have Some Advantage
Over the Latter.
Nobody can be gay with martyred
liver, nor permanently attractive with
out genuine gayety. A lean woman has
some great advantages over fat one.
She can always find ready-made clothes
to fit her, can walk far and fast with
out fatigue, and is not so much in the
way in the pit or balcony of theater.
But her stout sister is not bound to
crowd on all the furniture that fashion
invents. Indeed, she must go in for
simplicity of nature. Her flesh, to
great degree, clothes her. Also, when
side-teeth go, the cheeks of the stout
or buxOm matron do not fall in, nor do
her cheek-bones start out. Her skin is
not wrinkled parchment. and as her
face is ready to break out in dimples.
she can smile without revealing that
the art of the dentist has stepped in to
help her when nature failed. She can
also eat without the transit of the food
down her throat being visible, and is
never so hungry as if she were lean.
Nobody plays such capital knife and
fork as Skinnybonia. 1t is mistake
to suppose that any woman approach
ing fifty, whether fat or lean, or half
way between both, can inspire the kind
of passion which the sight of beauty,
in its fresh bloom. calls forth. She may
be just as dear" but it is idle for her
to hope that she may be as darling"
The empire of the middle-aged woman
is often absolute, but it is based upon
soft manners, good sense, elevated
feelings. and withal hidden spice of
scepticism and humbug. The sterner
sex are never so happy as when they
are being humbugged by the fair sex
a reason why benevolence should
prompt the latter to throw. now and
then, dust in the formers eyes.-Lon-
don Truth.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
THE GRAND ARMY.
Parade Of $4,000 vesersns-Euiogy on
Grant.

Parade of $4,000 yesersns-Euiogy on
Grant.
PORTLAND, Me-, June 24.-The second
day of the national encsmpnent of the
Grand Army of the Republic was as beauti-
fni as could be desired for the great process
sion. The streets through which the parade
was to pass were crowded with people and
CAV with beauty. At eleven O'Clock the
signal gun for starting the procession fired,
and the great line moved forward without
confusion. Not until the procession had
passed given poi t was it made apparent
how great the number of Grand Army
men were now here IL had been cal
culated II would require two hours for
the procession to pass, but it took
more than three hours. The most careful
estimate of the number of men in line place
the figures at %, O0o, of which number 90
600 wore the uniform of the Grand Army of
the Republic. C0mmander-in-Chief Kountz
was greeted with generous applause from
ali sides, and General Logan, who rode in
q carriage with Congressman Reid, re-
ceived continuous ovation. The veterans
received many ovatiens as they passed.
Not few were there whose empty sleeve or
wooden leg told tales of bloody battles.
When the line had entered Congress street
on its way to the encampment where tho
procession was to be dismissed, Commander
in-Chief Kountz, General Logan and other
distinguished men left tae procession and
were driven rapidly through other
streets to the reviewing stand. Upon
the grand stand were COMMANDMENTS
Chief Kountz, Generals Logan, SlocGm
Robinson, Beatty and Black, Ex-Governor
Fairchild, of Wisconsin, and Governor
Charles Alger and staff, of Michigan.
After the end of the procession had passed
the grand stand, the soldiers called loudly
for General Logan, who was obliged to
respond briefly, referring merely 30 the
benefits of the g. A. X. gatherings. In the
evening reception was rendered Command
er-in-Chief Kountz, as representative of the
body, at City hall. Addresses Of
welcome were delivered by General Hall,
Department Commander of Maine; by Gov
erBer Robbie, who also paid tribute to Cen
eral Grant and by Mayor Deering, of Port
land. Commander Kountz replied on be-
half of himself and comrades. Addresses
were also made by Governor Alger, of
Michigan; Governor Fairchild, of Wis
consiR; General Henry w. Slocum. of New
York. and General Logan. Senator Logan
prefaced his remarks with fervent eulogy
Of General Grant, in the course of which he
said: I'm my Judgment time has not given
to any people grander commander Of men,
a greater director of forces, more magnii-
cent campaigner [applause, man with
more ability to execute, than u S. Grant
For this country he has done a much as
any man that ever lived has done for any
other country" Great applause. General
Logan closed with an eulogy of the Grand
Army organization. Ex-Governor Anthony,
of Kansas, made the concluding address.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
SILK.
The Manufacture Of These Fabrics In the
United States.

The Manufacture OF These Fabrics In the
United States.
The greatest center of the silk indus
try in Ameri is the city of Paterson.
N. j. New York, indeed, had at the
census of 1880 the largest number of
factories Zone hundred and twenty x),
ranging from one great factory in
Forty-second street, where several hum
dred hands, mostly girls. are employed
and where, by the cooperation of
some interested ladies, a reading-room
and other comforts are interesting fea-
tures-to very humble workshops; but
its annual product. 10000 was ex-
ceeded by the $4,000, 600 of Paterson
with its eighty-two factories, Philadel-
phia ranking third with 1900, 900 pro-
duct from fOrty-seven factories. Pater-
son, in fact, then conferred third of
the entire silk manufacture of the
United States. Since the stimulus of
the war and its high duties upon i'm
ported silk goods, silk weaving has be-
come chief feature of this industrial
city, making it the Lyons of America.
The Passaic Falls are falls no longer;
their picturesque basin seldom catches
SO much as drop from the sheer preci-
pice above, and is filled only by the
back-water from below the race; but
instead the water from dams up stream
and the reservoirs on the hill-tops
rushes through the open race-way along
Mill street, turning thousands of spin
dies and of looms, as it finds its way
again to the lower river. The city built
about this water power relies, never
theless, largely upon steam. Far from
the river as well as near are the huge
brick factories which are the hives of
industry. After the census of 1880 Pat
erson increased its silk product until it
reached nearly half the total of silk
goods manufactured in this country,
but within a year or two past it has
suffered both from the removal of many
of the simpler processes to country
factories and from the general indus
trial depression.
Outside the great cities the largest
silk factories of the country are at
South Manchester, Conn. Harper s
Mq0dzi,ic.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
a FEMALE spoopENoYkE.


Tho Caricature Net with In . Female sa
an Arkansas Train.
Twas reading the other day about
old Spoopendyke--how the old sinner
lorded it over his meek and submissive
wife about the garden business, and
when she suggested the planting some
flower seed for ornaments he said:
..What kind of fowers-ar artificial
flowers / reckon-maybe you want to
plant some old bonnet wires and few
rags and raise you a spring bonnet"
And when she ventured to mention that
fountain would be pretty, he said:
Fountain! how are you going to raise
a fountain-where are your seed-do
you expect to plant bucket of water
and have it come up a Fountain"
Well, Just want to get hold of him
and help his wife civilize him for about
fifteen minutes. l know some wives
who wouldn't need any help. The old
brute. When woman does her best
to please her husband he ought to APP
pear pleased whether he is or not. /
know some Spoopendykes and l have
no respect for them. But there are
some female Spoopendykes. too, scat
tered around. l saw one in the cars
the other day over in Arkansas; she
and her old man got aboard at a
way station and took seat just be-
hind me in the smoking car. They
were right common people-that is. he
was. She had snuff stick in her
mouth. and when he motioned her to
go in the seat first she shook her head
and metioned him to go in. After
awhile the newsboy came along with
cigars and he took one and looked at
both ends and all around. and asked
the price The boy said ten cents. He
smelt of the cigar and then felt for a
dime. The old woman watched him
silently until then, but she couldn't
stand it any longer
You amt gwine to give ten cents
for that seegyar. are you?" believe
| will, Sally" he said. ''Jest to burn
up" said she. That's what hits made
for, Sally" said he. swell. 1 do
know" said she, I'd look at dime a
long time before I'd give it for that
thing and then burn it right straight
up. If was gwine to be a food I'd be
fool some other way" BY this time
he had borrowed fire from me and got
the thing to burning, and as he pulled
the smoke upward he said: sally, l
hain't smoked . seegyar in three
months, and we are on sort of frOlic
now, you know. You bought dimes
worth of snuff yesterday morning, and
if you hain't burnt it up you've mighty
nigh snuffed it up-so what's the diff
ference, Sallyp' '.Well, it was my
money" said she. my snuff never
cost you nothin' cent" "And
my seegyar never cost you nothin', y
said he, and he elevated his chin and
screwed up his mouth, and bowed the
smoke away up yonder.-Attant0 Con-
Stttutton.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-07-03
EARL SALIsBURY'S cABINE..

Satisfactory Arrangements Made with
Giadstone-Personvl of the New Min
fstry.
LONDON, June 23.-Mr. Gladston. has
promised Lord Salisbury to give the new
Government as much time as possible dur
ing the remainder of the season. The cor
respondence between the party leaders will
probably be presented to the Parliament to
day. 1t is stated the leaders have arranged
TO make an effort to carry the Welsh Inter
mediate bill, the Irish National Education
bill and the Minister for Scotland bill
Lord Salisbury declined to include the
Scotch Crofters' bill. The Seats bill
will be finished tonight Pariia-
ment will meet Wednesday to OBJ
tain royal assent and then adjourn for the
reflections. The following is an authen-
tic list of the new cabinet: Premier and
Secretary for Foreign Affairs The Marquis
of Salisbury. First Lerd of the Treasury
Sir Stafford Northcote. Chancellor of the
High Chancellor-Sir Harding Clifford.
Lord President of the Council--Yis-
count Cranbrook. Lord Privy Seal
Earl of Harrowhy. Secretary for
the Home Department - Sir Rich
ard Assheten Cross Secretary of the
Colonial Department-Colonel Frederick
Stanley. Secretary for War-Right Hon.
William Henry Smith. Secretary of State
for India-Lerd Randolph Churchill.
First Lord of the Admiralty
Lord George Hamilton. President of
the Local Government Board-Ar-
thur James Balfour President of the
Board of Trade-The Duke of Richmond
and Gordon. Vice President of the COun-
ciI-Hon. Edward Stanhepe. Lord Lieuten-
ant of Ireland-Earl of Carnarvon. Lord
Chancellor of Ireland-Right Hon. Edward
Gibson. The minsr offices have not yet
been filed.
LONDON, June 24-In addition to those
announced yesterday as members of the
new ministry, the following have been I'M
officially but definitely announced: Post
master General-Lord John Manners. At
torney General Tor Ireland-Mr. Holmes.
Solicitor General for Ireand-Mr Monroe.
Lord Chancellor of Ireland-The Right Hon.
Edward Gibson; First Commissioner OF
Works, the Right Hoa David R Piunket;
Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury
Rowland VIM; Parliamentary Secretary
to the India Office, Lord Harris; Secretary
to the Admiralty, Charles I. Richie; Civil
Lord TO the Admiralty, Ellis Ash
mead Bartlett. The members of
the cabinet proper are: Lord
Salisbury, Sir Stafford Northcote, Sir
Michael Hicks-Beach, Sir Hardings Clifford,
Fiscount Cranbrook, Lord Harrowby. Sir
Richard Assheton Cross, Colonel Frederick
Stanley, Right Hon. William B. Smith,
Lord Randolph Churchill, Lord George
Hamilton, Lord John Manners the Duke of
Richmond and Gordon, Hon Edward Stan-
hope and the Earl OF CarnarvGn.