Port Tobacco times, and Charles County advertiser., 1885-05-01

tpult he nave ldheil MISS hiililCcI
/ Winter to a festival one evening, anC
applied balm to the feelings Of her 81,
intimate friends by taking them il
couples to the ice cream parlor three
successive evenings thereafter: CoulC
I he have extracted all Mrs lliggins>fp
per teeth, when her intentions haC
been to part with only the two from
ones, and then lured her back to in
vest in the wisdom teeth the manu-
! facturer cuts for YOU at two dollars !
tooth, and plate given as premium
if he had not been the sole masculine
auditor when the twins, Dora Isabelle
and Maud Erhclinda Higgins, execu
ted their sOul-stirring duets on piano
and guitar:
| Would twenty beautiful and accom-
1 plished Young ladies of the best fami
! lies at Middetown have submitted Il
the trying ordeal of having their love
! Iy cOuntenances almost turned wrong
/ side out while DR.. Graham G.. STACEY
dug and scraped and scratched a.
their pearl molars with his lIllputlar
pickaxes and files, pounded red ho,
gold over shrinking nerves, or exam
med the pimples on their tongues with
MS little magnifying glasses, all the
while he lfchoked them with nap
ains, whitcned his sleeve with French
chalk intended as an ornament to the
cheek bones. rubbed their autocratiC
f -. Il I,..rF
front hair and Knocked t!eir back
ditto into chaos of tangl,s and hair
pins:
There is no occasion for echo to an
swer these questions; they answer
themselves.
Its perfectly Ridiculous, soiilo.
qnlzrd the widow Bloudine. "the way
those silly chits Of girls take on over
that nan, Anybody can see that
they are wasting the time. When he
taken, 1t will be woman with some
knowledge Of the world, some expert
ence in affairs OF the heart. not n cru ie
school g;rl like that pert sally Satter-
~, a''i ftN 81 bi4~t tf4i - va o.
splrster like that absurd old Aurelia
Wintrrgreen. They do say he knocketi
her viz of, AMI she sent hin u note the
next day explaining tina. fever turned
her hair gray when she was mere
babe. Silly old thing don't won
der some men d,spIse our sex. That
reminds me-, | must put Nollie on her
guard. To be SUR she isn't forward,
but the spirit Of rivalry is strong in
the female breast Seeing the rest do
It, she might hing herself at his head
before she realized what she WAS do
ing Ahem, almost wish | hadn't
asked her To make this visit, but SO
long as brother did not charge me
anything for nv teeth | thought
must make some kind # s return. and
Molhe saws she is so sick Of Fogg Cen
ire. lla. ha. I'm the person not
Iikely to be tempted TO have our vii
Iage Adonis patch upm masticators :.
Miss Molly Mitilin came. she saw,
she did not conquer, nor vet give her
self in conquest, az far as the naked
eve could discern. Indeed. after the
first start of surprise " hen the village
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IL only hv 4 scornful curl Of her ROSY
lips, or disdaiufui pucker of her
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