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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
He Knew the Proper Time.

Merchant Traveller.
'The new Cincinnati pitcher is an amateur,
you know, said base ball young man to a
scholarly friend.
Really, didn't know" was the reply; ''but
why do you say 'amachewer,' when the correct
pronunciation is 'amater.' Don't you know
better?'
"Of course do"
'Then why not do better?"
Don't you worry yourself about me. When
/ talk art, and beauty, and hand painting I say
'amater,' but when l strike base ball, it's
'anachewer,' and you don't want to overlook it
either"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Beyond the Reach of Medicine.

New York Sun
Physician-What are some of your symptoms9
Patient-Wel, Doctor, am very nervous, and
have palpitation of the heart, think.
Physican-Hm. Anything else!
Patient-Yes am troubled with cold sweats
and tendency to start at every sound
Physican-Hm. Have you been trying to get
the postof1icel
Patent-Yes.
Observation-Disclosures won't help you. We will
have to let the postoffice and nature take their
course
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Dixie as q Representative.
Paris News.

We have all heard of the bioulous Pennsyl-
vanla legislator. member for the legendary town
of Pitheap, who when taxed with his besetting
failing pleaded that he could never be to drunk
to represent his constituents. Sir Charles
Dixie represented Chelsea mot wisely, but too
WELL
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30

lick you'll" called the biggest boy. ''You can't do
it" The four boys made as if they would jump
over the fence but the new boy stood firm ''1'll
dare you up here" an dare you down here!"
Hes all right-he's game,nn said the big boy to
the pedestrian IF he was a coward We was
going to lick him. but now we'll go over and let
him have q Whit on our cigar stub"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Mamie's Birthday Present.

$50 this is yourthday. is it, Mamiel" eyes.
this is my birthday" replied Mamie "And l
suppose you have had lots of presentsl" my
birthday is of no account" replied Mamie, shak-
ing her head 1T is on the 25th of the month.
My sister has a much nicer birthday than
have. Hers is on the Sd of the month" what
difference does that makel" 1T makes all the
difference in the world. Papa has got lots of
money to buy presents with on the Sd of the
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
An Editors Reward.
Scranton Times.


The Angel of Dawn laid at the threshold Of
editor p. A. Barrett, this morning, rosebud
culled from the garden of the gods as reward
for the energy and enterprise which have given
Scranton first-class daily Mother and child
are doing we'll
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
The Old Standby.

Philadelphia Inquirer.
A good peach year is always heartily welcomed.
but somehow good apple year seems to awaken
more general though less exuberant satisfaction
than the finest yield of peaches After ALL the
apple is the national fruit of America
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Solving the Trunk Mystery.

Boston Transcript
Another trunk mystery. He-Why is it that,
while great, hulking man will travel all over
woman can't 60 ten miles from home without a
trunk as big as meeting house9 She-I don't
know, Charles, unless it be that mans ideas of
cleanliness do not prevent him from wearing
garment without washing until it drops off him.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30

month. but stand no show at all Oh my birth.
day. for then his salary is almost all gone"
After the visitor had departed Mamie very
much surprised at getting something on heg
birthday for which she was not prepared.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Very Touching. III True.

st. Louis Post Dispatch.
Frank James, the once dreaded outlaw, is no
longer terror TO anyone A peaceful farmer id
Missouri. he is now an invalid quietly working
and waiting for the end.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
No Errors in that Game.
New York Times.

New 1Ork TIMES.
MY little bov," said a good man last Sunday
to lad who had evidently been playing base
ball, 'do you not know that it is wicked to play
ball on the Sabbath day, and that you will never
go to heaven unless you come to see the error of
your ways?"
ERROR snorted the little boy. "Our side
played the hull nine innins' mister, widout max
in single error"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
A typographical Error.
Milwaukee Sentinel.


The postmaster at Toledo, who has gone over
to the Democrats. is reported as saying: Hold
ing the views do most emphatically decline
to march in the Republican procession this fall"
A of bad proofreading, probably. Holding
the office do, n is what he said, undoubtedly.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
What q Philosopher Is.

Harpers Weekly.
Boots Ito head waiter): what kinder school
disher Concord school, anyhow9 What is
fl osyfer, and how does he make his Twin any
howi"
Head Waiter: "Why. a hosyfer ar a man
everything, and makes his Twin telliu' folks SO"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Human Endurance in Georgia.

Buena Vista (Col.) Democrat.
A Georgia man, in climbing fence, got
caught and hung for four days with his head
down and his heels up before being discovered
and relieved. 1t is believed he will die, as no
Georgia man has ever lived three days without
drink of whisky. The limit in Kentucky is two
DAYS,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
A Fellow Feeling.

Louisville Courier Journal.
recent military sketch says that few private
soldiers in the late war were exempt from the
itch. A veteran now contributes the additional
fact that it was just that way with the officers.
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Philadelphia Times.
At Chautauqua yesterday, they were treated
TO lectures on 'Miraoeau" and woman i'm
Oriental Lands" until the cold wave was forgot
ten in the blaze of culture that filed the whole
place.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Leaders of Fashions.


'Who is the most richly dressed woman in this
hotel?" | asked in a certain big house.
'The wife of so-andso, the gambler" was the
reply
.'Who is the most beautiful?'
miss Such-or-such. the actress, who eloped
with Whatyou-ca him last winter"
"Who Keeps the fastest horsal"
''T'Other fellow, the bookseller"
Now those are the points that embodied in
society reports, would make the department
worth reading
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
The Good of It.
New York Life.

New York Life.
Boy (who does not appreciate sermons,-
Well, I'd just like to know what preachings
for anyways
Small sister-Why it's to give the singers
rest
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Grammar During the Warm Wave.

Stockton teacher to boy in grammar class
John correct the following sentences: 1t are very
cold.
John, as he wipes the perspiration from his
forehead with his shirt-sleeve-It are burned
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
She Knows Him.
Chicago Tribune,

Chicago Tribune.
81 tell you my dear -" said an old gentle
man to his wife on the summer hotel veranda.
Don't tell me anything sir, retorted the lady
with emphasis.
"But believe -"
bah! what do your beliefs amount toy
"But | think -"
BAH You fatter yourself. What are your
thoughts worthl"
''But my dear, know -"
Don't talk to me about what you know.
What you don't know would fill an encyclopedia.
Everybody knows you stupid, old, sense
less, worthless dotard. You don't know enough
to come in when it rains"
"Who is that old gentleman over there?" asked
visitor of the hotel clerk.
:Don't you know him! Why, he is the chief
justice of our State Supreme Court"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Difference in the Racket,


Gilded tennis racquets are the latest for girls
of the period. They are not much like those
gilded rackets that the boys indulge in occa-
sionally.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
The Memory of Man Runneth Not to the
Contrary.

Louisville CONFECTIONERY
There once popular impr ession that
police force was meant to protect the people.
Philadelphia Times. Will you be so kind
dear sir, as to name the date? When going so
far into remote antiquity writer should give
the figures.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Impecunious Summer Boarders.

NEW Iork Mall and EXPRESS
If college student walters at White Mountain
hotels depend upon the seasons tips" to complete
their education, they will have to leave before IL
is time to graduate.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
Too InQuisitive.
Pittsburg Chronicle.

Pittsburg Chronicle
1t is said Mr.. Tilden lis as sound as a dollar I"
One of those eighty,cent dollarsa
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-08-30
The Great Center of Everything.

The time of matrimonial engagements should
be changed from until death us do part TO
until one of us goes to Chicago"
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
SALFM.

! Orrin Wicks spent last week viii
friends in Illinois.
Z. w. Helms, of Madison. arrived il
town on Saturday.
| Ed. Crook, Of Kenosha, was The guest
of Clias- Barber over Sunday.
Mrs. II. G. Blackman and two of 'ler
children, Kittie aud George, visited
Mrs. Mizelle from Saturday to Monday,
When Mr.. Blackman came after them.
Mics Casa Woleyer. of Faribault,
MINI, IS visiting her mother. Mrs. J.
Turner, of Randall. Mrs. Turner will
accompany her daughter home.
z. s, Prices little girl had her fore
finger taken off in wringer one day
lasT3 week.
Il A. King and family will 90 to
randall next week, where they will
stay with j Turner, the father Of Mrs.
King, until they find place.
Mrs. Palmatier was SO ill with a
cold as to call the doctor ON Sunday.
The Hahn brothers, of Brighton.
have rented A. d. Cornwell's farm.
I. Thorn, of Brighton. leaves this
week for Adrisn, Mimi. where he will
locate.
Mrs. Ravens. of St. Louis. wife of
The late Milo Ravens, and Mrs. Cooper.
OF Alton. his sister, both of whom spent
about two weeks with the family of |
=. A. Hayeas, left for their homes ON |
Monday.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
BRISTOL.

There wiz be dime reading by the
Gocd Templars at their hall in Bristol
on April Sd. Come on, every one of
you. and have good time.
Frank Roberts and VIM. Epson ran
down to Racine to see if everything
was straight out there.
Mr.. Worth, of Bristol, has gone out
to put on the finishing touches to the
house OF Mr.. Winchell in Randall.
And II you want to see some painting
that IS painting just take peep at the
house OF Charley Bishop. Mr.. Worth
has been there.
Mrs. w. Jones (asee Marsh) is still
very sick. 1t will be long time, APP
parently, before she can return to her
home in Missouri.
Three boys that were scarlet rashed
are now running round rashly.
Mr.. F. Hollister remains denizen
OF Woodworti, but O. E. Jonsen has
about made up his mind to go back to
Sweden. Better stay here.
Mrs. Corsbie has shipped several lots
OF splendid turkeys, but she ought to
remember that Notwithstanding this
hard winter Thanksgiving will come
by,and-by. and turkey will be re-
quired.
Mr.. N. 6. Parks has bought the
Wood lot south of the station, about
seventeen acres. Just nice spot for
farm.
Winter is still sitting in the lap Of
snging, with his arm round her neck.
Cannot some of our weather prophets
boost him out of that. il
Mr.. F. Hayward is reported to be
1VerRsick; a cold added to his chronic
complaint is making sad work with
him.
Mrs. M. D. Burt is not as well in
health as her numerous friends could
wish her to be.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
BAKING POWDER TlRAMPS.

The danger to the public health from
the indiscriminate use of the many lime
and alum baking powders of commerce
has been so fully exposed that every
body desires to avoid them. AS fore
warned is forearmed, the housekeepers
will thank us for apprising them of the
special efforts at present being made to
dispose Of such powders in this vicinity.
The proprietors Of some of the worst
of these powders are now going from
house to house, trying by means of a
trick, or so-called test, with heat and
water, to show that their article is as
good as the Royal Baking Powder, maxi
ing the comparison with this brand be-
cause everybody recognizes it to be abb
solutely pure and wholesome, the object,
of course, being to supply their own
goods in place Of the Royal, which house
keepers have for so many years relied
upon to puff UP the morning biscuit,
and to make the light, palatable, and
wholesome roll, cake, and pastry, for
which it is famous.
The housekeeper will do well to be on
her guard against these baking powder
tramps. Every intelligent person knows
that any goods peddled from house to
house in this manner, or that are given
away in samples, or sought to be intro
duced by secretly traducing the charac-
ter of other goods we'll known to be pure
and reliable, have no merits of their own
and have. failed to find purchasers
through legitimate means.
We are informed, as a matter Of fact
that one of these tramps is trying to In
troduce a powder that has been found
by the Government chemist to bell s;
per cent lime, while the other peddles {
powder that is 20 per cent alunl-one {
powerful caustic, the other corrosive
poison.
| No such tricks or jugglery will be ap
| to deceive any intelligent person. 4h,
| housekeeper who has used her Roya
Baking Powder ever since she discarde,
cream of tartar and soda, knows NOR
about its qualities than all the tramps i
the country can teach her. The crucis
test to which she has put the Royal Bal
ing Powder-the test of actual and SUI
! cessful work In the preparation of pur
anu WnOi0SOIH0 lOUu, uitueT WHICH Ii Ia
j never failed-is entirely satisfactory t
!. her. She has always had good luck
with it in making light, sweet. and d
Ilicious bread, biscuit and cake, and hi
!. placed it, to stay, at the head of hi
/. housekeeping favorites. She knows til.
4 lit has been officially approved by tt
I Government chemists as the best, an
f I've imagine that the baking powd,
t tramp who attempts to supplant its plat
! in her confidence viii find this BE-
wear for his business.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
MARKET,S.

Beans - 75@$1.oo for hand-picked
Barley, No. 3, 45c.; extra No. 3, 55c.
No..2, Csc.
Butter Old and low grades unstable
choice to fancy, 10000 /; creamery, goa
25c.
Cheese 7Cal2c. for full cream.
Eggs-13(014c.
Floar-Minnesota patent spring
$500 do, straight, $3.50; Simmons,
Arndt & Co.'S Sunnyside, $3.50; patent.
$3.50; OK $3.50; Lent & Funcks
fancy family. $4.25.
Potatoes-50c.
Corn-Ear, 2o@22c; shelled, 4oc.
Oats-26@27c. !
Hay-Good upland, 5000 Tim
othy, $S@s.50.
Beet, $4.0o@5.50 per cwt calves, 5000
l96.75 per cwt., live weight sheep
$3(@4.OO per cwt dressed hogs, $500
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

Recorded for the tao aueeks ending March
24th, 1885:
Alfred Miller and wife to Francis
White.-Part of lot 2, block SO, s e I sec
ton 81, town 2, range %. Considera-
|tion, $50. Warranty deed.
Thomas Hansen and wife to Daniel
A. Mahoney.-Lot 4, blk Z, n II $ 6, /,
II %. Consideration, 81 900. Warranty
deed.
Peter Hess and wife to Ferdinand
Seitz.-E w4nw 1. Is acres off "
side n e 4nw4, 33a acres off W sides II
W +, and 49, acres offn Ell NV 1 s24, 2
r 20. Consideration, $1,000. Warranty
deed.
Obil Deuel. to Electa Jane Deuel. VaI
Wie.-Lot 5, block 6, n 6, t |, r %
Consideration, 81. Warranty deed.
| Edward Balm and wife to Eli G
Runal. Part Of w I ST, t /, r %
| Consideration, 81 ,OO0 Quit claim deed
| John Gratz to John Hensgen-E ]
lw NV INV 4,sw4nw}, except 13l
acres off W side, and 1882 acres Of
nw3 sw /, except right of way, Is,
liz, r p. Consideration, $500 Wal
lranty deed.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
. REPUBLICAN, r4TTnTTSES

VIII be held on Saturday, the 2Sth inst.
at Z 80 2. NJ, to nominate ward officers
also to nominate three delegates from
each ward to attend the Republican City
Convention. We hope all Republicans
will attend the cancuses and nominate
good men.
First Ward AT Council Room.
Second Ward-At No. 3 Engine
House.
Third ward AT Gem Hose Co.
Fourth Ward-At G. Weiber's woed
Office.
By ORDER OF CRY COMMITTEE.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
BR1cHToN. WIS. March %. 1886.

BRIGHTON, Wis, March %, 1886.
In-an article in the, Courier of March
10TH 1885, it is asserted, and an effort
made to show, that Mr.. Killeen, the pub
Usher Of the Kenosha UNION, had over
charged for publishing the notices for
the estate of Christopher Newman, de-
ceased, and my name is also mentioned
therein as attorney for the estate. do
not know what the reason was for pub
fishing my name in connection there
with, for am not candidate for Coun-
ty Judge this spring, although I was re-
quested by different persons from differ
ent parts of the county to be candi-
date for that Office this spring, but | be-
lieve that can see the reason for pub
fishing my name in connection with the
alleged overcharges of Mr.. Killeen.
That / drew two of the notices therein
mentioned is true, and in doing so
used the blanks that are used in the
Office of the County Judge. where goi
| the blanks and filled them out. Mr.
Killeen did not overcharge the estate
anything He published the three no.
tices-Order to hear Petition for Admin
igtration, four times Notice to Credit
ors, FIVE times; end Order to lear Peti
| ton for Final Settlement, four times, ar,l
this he did at my request. When
have notices published in paper / d.
not let the publisher tell me what tn,
law is, and how many times he viii pub
Ilish them, but / tell him how man,
times want them published therefor1
| if the last publication of each notice wa
unnecessary then 1 am to be blamed 70
/ this extra publication, and not Mr.. Xii
| leen, for he was bound to publish then
| that number Of times when / ordere'
! him to do so, and wien he publishe'
them that number of times he not onl
had right to charge for them what tn
law allowed him, but it was his duty t
do so, because he cannot issue a pape
J and publish notices therein and Civ
his services for nothing. So far as m,
/ self IS concerned, I have always ordere
: notices to be published, when the statui
said three successive weeks, four week
land when it said four successive week
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
PROGRAMME.
TWO DANGEROUS SEASONS.

Spring and fall are times when SO
many people get sick. The changes in
the weather are severe on feeble persons,
and even those naturally strong are apt,
as they say, to be feeling miserable. .
Then they are just in condition to be
struck down with some kind of fever.
A bottle or two Of Parkers Tonic will in
vigorate the digestion, put the liver, kid
neys and blood in perfect order, and pre-
vent more serious attacks. Why suffer,
and perhaps die, when SO simple 4
medicine will save you? Good for both
sexes and all ages.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27

five weeks, and when it said six success
slye weeks. seven weeks. | find this te
be the safest pr,lctice as the law now
stands: The difference in the cost Of
the publication Is but mere trife, and
it gives the proceedings a security of not
being questioned On chat ground, which
others built on Three, four aud six
weeks publication have not before all
the courts and all the LAWYERS been con-
sidered sufficient.
HENRY WIEsMaNN.
TO be Cos.tinued.l
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
ACROSS rHE coNrlNENrl
NOTICE FOR AN APPLICATION TO SELL REAL
ESTATE
To all whom Il may concern

To all whom il may concern:
Please take notice that an Application will be
made to the Circuit Court of Kenosha County at its
next Regular Term, to be held in the city of Keno
sha, in said County Monday, the 18th day of April
next for order to sell certain Real Estate belong
ing to the First Congregational Society of the city
of Kenosha and described as follows, to wit: That
lot, piece parcel of land Situated in the City and
County of Kenosha and State of Wisconsin, being a
part OF lot No. fve in block No ysix in the First
Ward of the City of Kenosha aforesa id commencing
hundred (100) feet East of the Northwest corner
of lot No. five (5) in said block No ffty-six 1867
the South line of said lot along Prairie twenty
nine and one quarter i29l4J feet; thence Sorth to
the North line of said lot; thence West along said
North line twenty and onehalf (2811) feet to
the place of beginning and to direct the application
of the moneys arising from said sale.
Dated Kenosha, March 5th. 1885.
EDWARD BAIN.1
A. FARR, Trustees.
JcHN NICoLL
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
TO THE PEOPLE OF KENOsHA
G0TINTY

Atthe request of many citizens, have
consented to become a candidate for the
Office OF County Judge of this County, te
be voted for at the April election.
The Office being non-partisan, an
nounce myself as an Independent Can
didate for the position, and ask the sup
port of the people of this County, ire
spective of party.
Dated Kenosha, Feb. 25th, 1885.
ANTHONY VAN WICK.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
JERSEY BULL

Ioffer for sale my Jersey bull, Third
Term" 2years old. Perfect in every re-
.pect. His dam is owned by III. s..
Durand, Racine. She has taken seven
first premiums at state fairs, and now,
in her eleventh year, makes in her flush
IA lbs. butter per week. For pedigree
and price address, R. F. ROBERTS,
Woodwork, Wis.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
: GIVEN Away For ONE YEAR

We want 100000 subscribers before
May LIST, 1885, to our large illustrated
publication, THE SUNSHINE MAGAZINE.
In order to get the above number Of sub
scribers we must give away subscriptions
the first year, and the second year we
will make up the loss, as most Of them
will subscribe again, paying our regular
price Send twelve two-cent stamps to
pay postage and you will have the above
Magazine to read every week for one
whole year. If you accept the above
offer, we expect you will be kind enough
to distribute among your friends a. few
small books containing our advertise
ments and 167 of the best household re-
ceipts, for which we will make you q
present of handsome, silver plated,
five bottle castor, Or a pair Of roller
skates. State how many books you can
give away for US, and we will send the
books and castor Tor skates) prepaid.
Order for your friend also, and you will
receive both presents. Address
SUNSHINE MAGAZINE Co, fillmore. n. Y
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-03-27
FARMING AND .sr6cK GROWING.


Several gentlemen connected with the
publishing firm Of Ell. r. Page & Co..
Chicago, are visiting the townships in
this county, looking up matters connect
ed with the farm and stock interests of
this region Messrs. Page & Co. are
bringing out a new work, entitled "The
Farmers Stock Book" by Hon, Jona-
than Berian, of Illinois, one of the best
authorities in the country. Farmers
and stockmen in this part of the state
are taking great interest in this work,
and the best critics pronounce it the
best work of the kind ever published. It
is both general and local work, finely
illustrated, and contains just the practi
cal information needed by any one who
has anything to do with any kind Of
stock