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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
What q Woman Can Do.

There are lots of things woman can
do that man cannot. A woman can
hold more clothes pins in her mouth end
look through a knot hole at the same
time. She can come to a conclusion
without the slightest trouble of reason
ing on it, and no sane man can do that.
She can safely stick fifty pins III her
dress while he is getting one under the
thumb nail. She can button her shoes
standing up, with both feet on the floor,
but he can't. She is as cool as cucum-
Der in half dozen tight dresses and
skirts, while man will swet and fume
and growl in one loose shirt. She can
talk as sweet as peaches and cream to q
woman she ha'es, while two men would
be punching each others heads before
they had exchanged ten words. She
can throw stone with curve that
would be fortune to a base ball picher.
She can say "No," and stick to it for
time. She can also say "Ne" in such a
low voice that it means Eyes" She can
pass display window of dry goods
store without stopping, ifshe is stunning to
catch train. She can dance all night in q
pair of shoes two sizes too small for her,
and enjoy every minute of the time. She
Cdu SuhI pcu lc6u pouCll, IL yOu give
her plenty of time and plenty of pencils.
She can appreciate kiss from her hus-
band seventy five years after the mar
riage ceremony is performed. She can 60
to church, and afterwards tell you what
every woman in the congregation had
on, and, in some rare instances, can give
you faint idea of what the text was.
She can walk half the night with col
licky baby in her arms, without once ex-
pressing the desire to murder the infant.
She can 60 to the theatre every evening,
and the matinee on Wednesday and
Saturday, and still possess sufficient
strength to attend Sunday evening sacred
concert. She can-but what's the use?
A woman can do anything or everything,
and do it well. She can do more in Q
minute than man can in an hour, and
do it better. She can make the alleged
lord of creation bow down to her own
sweet will, and they will never know it.
She can drive q man crazy for twenty.
four hours, and bring him to paradise in
twoseconds, by simply tickling him un-
der the chin, and there does not live that
mortal son of Adams misery who can
do it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
New Pastime for Winter Evening

New Pastime for q Winter Evening
Macon Telegraph.
A mock "civil.seIvice examination"
conducted by Mr.. c. r. Hardy, was held
at the Library Hall last night, which
afforded good deal OF amusement to
the large number of persons who were
present. A large class was formed, many
of our most popular ladies and gentle
taking part in it. A series OF simple
questions was then asked each men,
Der of the class in succession. The an
swers given were in most cases amusing,
and often ludicrous. America was dis
covered in every month in the year 1902,
and no one gave the correct date. What
state was last admitted to the Union :?
brought variety of answers. Several
said Idaho, one Texas, some Nevada, one
Kansas, and one correctly answered
Colorado. Where was Napoleon born?
In France, in Europe, in Washington. in
the Mediterranean sea, in Corsica, and
the majority gave correctly, the Island
of Corsica. The distance of the earth
from the sun was estimated at all the
way from 1000, 900 miles to 1,000,000.O00.
The question was asked how many times
does the moon revOlve around the SUN
in the course of a year, and seemed
sumner. Some said four times, others
twelve, several answered five times, and
a small number answered one time. The
present King of Greece was named
George, William, Petroleum. allow many
planets are there?" was answered all the
way from four to eighteen. Some said
the planets were the earth, sun, moon
and stars. The freezing point of water
by Fahrenheit's thermometer was said
to be go, Sc, a3o, $50, and everything
but 800, the correct point. "Who wrote
Gray's 'Elegy in Country Church Yard?'
One answered Shakespeare; one said
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Recently at the American Rubber
Ccmpany's Works, Cambridge, Mass, q
number of the girls in the coat room
were suddenly overcome by the fumes
of the naphtha used in the cement on
the seams of the coats.
One of the girls suddenly began to
laugh loudly and acted strangely, and
then tainted. Several others also
dropped upon the floor, and before ply
sicians could be summoned more than
thirty employees were unconscious or in
Mysteries. The alarm spread to the
other employees, bu. they were soon
quieted by the foremen in charge, and
the girls most seriously affected were
sent to their homes in carriages. No Sc
rious results are anticipated in any of
the cases. Under certain conditions the
naphtha produces effects somewhat
similar to laughing gas.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Notwithstanding the great number who
yearly succumb to this terrible and fatal
disease, which is daily winding its fatal
coils around thousands who are unconsci-
GUS of its deadly presence, DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" will cleanse
and purity the blood of scrofulous ir,puri-
ties, and cure tubercular consumption
(which is only scrofulous disease of q
iungs). Send 10 cents in stamps az get
DR.. Plerce's complete treatise on consu Jap
ton and kindred affections, with mum srous
testimonials of cures. Address, Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo,
NY.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

I had severe attack of catarrh over year
ago, and became 80 deaf I could not hear
common conversation. I suffered terribly
from roaring in my head. procured G
bottle of Ely's Cream Balm and in three
weeks could hear as well as I ever could,
and now can cheerfully say to all who are
and deafness, take one bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm and be cured. 1t is worth 81 600 per
bottle to any man, woman or child suffer-
ing from cRtarrh.-A. E. Newman, Gray.
ling, Campbell Co., Mich.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
If there ever was a specific for any or

If there ever was specific for any one
complaint then Carter's Little Liver
Pills are a specific for Sick Headache
and every woman should know this
They are not only positive cure, but
sure preventive if taken when the APP
proach is felt. Carter's Little Liver
Pills act directly on the liver and bile
and in this way remove the cause of dis
ease without first making you sick by a
weakening purge. If you try them you
will not be disappointed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Most persons think of Cambridge:
Mass, as a mere college town. mellow
apple, of which Harvard is the core-but
according to q census just taken, the
population is $4,000.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Two young men near Council Grove
Morris county, who had piled the road
full of distractions in the shape Of ties,
railroad iron etc. were detected near by
by the sheriff who grimly watched the
process Of their removal from behind Z
revolver.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
Forethought OF Winter Eggs.
New York Tribune.

new 1OIk 1Ilpuuos
The editor of q leading poultry paper
has said that hen-house sunk into the
ground is Objectionable because, being
tilated. Now, there is no more difficulty
about ventilating cellar or we'll than q
garnet, if there are live animals in it to
generate heat enough to make q change
Of air desirable. Another poultry writer
says hens must be let out into open sheds
to take the air every winter day. I kept
last year twenty-five shut up three
months in q house as near alright as /
could make it, except the ventilators
The hens were happy, healthy, and laid
every day; and, what was more remark
able, almost every egg set Matched.
carried . pailful of eggs to st. Adams,
eight miles, on the bottom of my buggy,
expecting to sell them to my grocer, but
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Being entirely vegetable, no particular
care is required while using DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgative Pellets" They ope-
rate without disturbance to the constitu-
ton, diet or occupation. For sick head
ache, consti patton, impure blood, dizziness,
sour eructations from the stomach, bad
taste in mouth, bilious attacks, pain in re-
ing about stomach, rush of blood to head,
take DR.. Pierce's "Pellets." By druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

A history Of the life of frankie Love.
land nee Morris. who was convicted ct
tha Last term of the Neosho county dis
trict court of numbering her mother to
secure insurance money, ls being wilGt1n
by M. K. Sipe of that county. 1t Will %
remembered that Mrs. Loveiend mas 13
been granted new trial. Her case VIII
come ND again now in short time.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Have tried Tongaline in facial neural
gia, with excellent results, it controls
the attack in few hours, often giving
almost immediate relief. F. w. owen,
IA. D., Detroit, Mich.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
Prosecute the swiudiers;,

If when you call for Hop Bitters the druggts
Green cluster OF Hops ON white label, shun thai
druggist as you would viper; and ii ne has tax.
en- your money for bogus stuff. indict him fos
the fraud and sue him for damages for the swln
die, and we will reward you hberally for the
conviction.
See q. s. Court Injunction against c. u. Warner
Readinx Mich. and all the salesmen, agentA
dru opista and other tmitat0rA
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

will fill the heart of every suffering woman
if she will only persist in the use OF Dr
Piercs's "Favorite Prescription. IL viii
cure the most excruciating periodical pains
and relieve you of all Irregularities anc
give healthy action. IsWin positively cure
internal Inflammation and liberation, mis-
placement and all kindred disorders. Price
reduced to one dollar. By druggists.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

The probate Judge of Cherokee county
has notified the druggists that on and
after December l, 1885, all permits to
sell liquor will be revoked unless the
holder presents certificate of registry
from the state board of pharmacy.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

To RESTORE. sense of taste, smell or hear
ing. use Ely's Cream Balm. It cures all
cases of cstarrh, hay fever, colds in the
head, headache and deafness. II il doing
wonderful work: Do not fail to procure .
il easily applied with the finger. Price 80
cents at Druggists. 60 cents b mail. Ely
Bros, OWego, n. 7.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Mrs. Smith, the wife of colored man
of Leavenworth, died recently of lock-
jaw, from the effects of stepping On q
rusty nail some days ago..
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

The inmates of the San Jose, CAL,
Jail have refused to pump water for the
use of that establishment unless they are
allowed extra rations.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

The number of immigrants landed
at Castle Garden 80 far this year is TWEEN
ty-five thousand less than during the
corresponding period of 1884.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

RoGlHm. Ans /, ma .Bsn
sssa.: "a s.:'s's ss's:s - :. - g: g
Extending to the end Of my toes anS
10 my brainl
(which made me delirioua
sFrom agonyilli
1T took three men to hold me on my
bed at timesl
"The Doctors tried in vain 10 relieve
me, but to no purpose.
'.A0rphsns and otkss opi0iSsJ
"Had no effecti
"After two months Was given up t.
diellll
"When my wife
heard neighbor tell what Hop Bitten
had done for her, she at once got and
and gave me some. The first dose eased
my brain and seemed to go hunting
through my system for the pain.
The second dose eaaed me 20 much that sleps
two hours, something I had not done for TIVE
months. Before had used hse bottles, l wa
over three weeks but worked too hard for my
nrength, and taking Q hard cold. was taken
with tho most acute and painful rheumatism all
through my system that ever was known.
II called the d0cton again, and after several
weeks they LEFT me cripple on crutches for lite,
o thsy said. I met friend and told him my
case, and he said Hop Bitte,s had cured HIM and
would cure me. pOohed ct him, but he was %
earnest was induced to use them again
In less than four weeks threw away my
:ruiChes and went to work tightly and K, pt ON
using the Differs for i've veeks, mil became a.
well as any man living snd hare ceen 50 for ti1
years since.
1t has also cured my wife, ~ho had
been sick for years; and Nss kept her
and my children well and hsAlthy with
from two to three bottles per year. There
is no need to be sick at all if these bit
tiers are used. ]. ]. B.Rx, Ex-Supes
visor.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Russell Record: One day last week
little Fannie Hobson, whose parents
live about thirteen miles south of Rus :
sell, met her death recently in an I'M
expected manner. She fell from q chair
in which she was sitting, and falling on
the edge of bucket, her neck was brok-
en-, causing instant death.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

"A sweet potato weighing POI pounds
and a squash of 1861 pounds are among
the latest productions of San Diego coun-
ty. California,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

"A fine ledge Of genuine marble has
been found in the Wallows valley, Ore
gon. The ledge is said to be from ten to
fifty rods in width.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

ITCHING and irritations Of the skin and
scalp, burns scalds piles, ulcers, polsons, bitei
of insects and all skin diseases quickly cured By
Coles Carbolisalve 25 s. so cents at Druggists
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

= -
WIN NE wasa Child, abe orisd for C.saarsA
WIN sAs became Hiss, shs slung = CastoriA
WAA shs lad Childrsa, che gave tAsa CaGtersa
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
Rough on Catarrh.

corrects offensive odOrs at once. Complete cure
of worst chrome cases; also unequaied as gar
gle for dihptheria, sore throat foul breath. SOC.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

-"Semi-military discipline" what
ever that is, is to be introduced at Vas
sar this year.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

''That poor invalid wife, Sister. Moth
or.
"Or daughter!!!!
"Can be made the picture Of health!
"with q few bottles of Hop Bitters!
"WiH you let them srfsr!W'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
"a Perfect Flood of sunshine''

Csc. buys pair Of Lyons Patent Heel Sihen
ers. makes a boot or shoe last twice as long.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

Choice grapes are selling for cent .
pound, wholesale, on parts Of the Pacific
coast.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07
Trough on Pain. r-L.iouid.

Rough on Pain liquid, 2oc Quick cure.
Neuralgia, rheumatism, aches, pains, sprains,
headache. cramps, collie. Rough on PAM
plaster, 15c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

The Philadelphia, Academy of Fine
Arts will probably raise the propose fund
of 100000.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

"Rough on Coughs"
Ask for Trough on Coughs" for coughs, colds
sore throat, hoarseness. Troches, 15c. Liquid
25c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-11-07

4otbeB and nurses, send to woolrich 4 Co.,
ne 1essne IN of eb G5
Ridges Food d the best food in the world for in.
vslds. and Is readily taken BY the little folks, and
always with satisfactory results when taken &C.
can. Set of cards forwarded for stamps.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31

avenue on High street, thence north to
the titz Hugh grove and Martin and
BROOKS property. This property Is
most beautifully situated and will soon
become one OF the most desirable por.
lions of our city for private dwellings.
There Is considerable objection man
ifested to the payment of the school
TAX OF 90 cents on the dollar. The ques-
ton of legality is to be raised.
MIR. j. M. Settle and Mr.. ]. w. Brad
ley will begin the canvass Of the city
on Monday with view of publishing
at an early date a complete city direc
tory. This is something very much
needed aud 1t is hoped that the bust.
ness men will take hold of the enter.
prise with their accustomed energy.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
AURORA.
A Neck Tie sociable With Free Lunch.


A Neck Tie Sociable With Free Lunch.
SPECIAL
AURORA, Tex, May 30.--Our town
y putting on new life. The new
board of aldermen is leveling and fix
ing up our streets in commendable
style, and has at last erected stately
calaboose, eight by ten, on the east
side of the square TO charm the Wis
itor's eye.
A neck-tie sociable for the benefit of
the Union church was held Thursday
evening at the residence of Mr.. 7. ].
Chenoweth. The Aurora brass band
discoursed some of the sweetest music,
and the young ladies OF our town in
terspersed the entertainment with
songs and music. The supper donated
by the citizens generally, under the
auspices of the lRdies' church commit
tee, Mis-. u. r. Tyler, Mrs. &. w.
Watkins and Mrs. j. Il. Barr, was a
decided success, and the entire man.
agement of the socisble is an honor to
these Christian ladies vino are work
ing go zealously in worthy and hon
orable cause.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
Notice to Contractors.

Sealed bids, plans and specifications
will be received by the commissioners
court of Wilbsrger county, Tex, up to
10 o'clock, June IS, 1885, for the cree
ton and completion OF a Jail at Yer
non, Wilbarger county, Tex. Con-
tractors will please file bids for either q
stone or frame building, two cages,
with corridor, jailer's room and cook
room. Mailman limit OF construc'
ton, $4,000. :,
Bids to be made on the basis OF jail
bonds payable in three years, or at The
option of the county in less time
bonds to bear per cent. interest pei
annum. The court reserves the right
TO reject any and all bids.
J. p. ORR,
Count Judge Wilbsrger County, Tex
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
An Important Discovery.

The most important discovery is that
which brings the most good to the
greatest number. DIR. Kings New
Discovery fer consumption, coughs
and colds will preserve the health and
save life, and is priceless boon to the
afflicted. Not only does II positively
cure consumption, but coughs, colds,
bronchitis, asthma, hoarseness, and all
affections OF the throat, chest and
lungs, yield at once to It's wonderful
curative powers. II you doubt this,
get trial bottle free, at IL. w. VIII
lialns' drug store.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
A Disabling Disease.

7rhease which does not contine a
NJ his bed so completely units
p business az dyspepsia. When
lmach is foul, the brain is always
~ and confused, and as the cares
@xleties of life are a sufficient
ior the organs of thought to
shthOut being tormented by the
y born of indigestion, 1t is high
fable Tor the brains sake, as
for che sake OF every other por-
p the system, that the
red stomach should be
with the utmost dispatch
healthy, vigorous condi-
This object can always be &C
shed by a course of Hostetter's
81 ca Bitters, the purest and best OF
y. specifics, which evacustes
aprold humors through the bow
&lses and tones the torpid stom-
~ regulates the liver, imparts
y 70 The nerves and clears the
ln ofits mental cobwebs. Per-
~ lect to attacks Of indigestion,
s headache, irregularity of the
II sickness OF the stomach, OF
a ues," should take the Bitters
.wice a day throughout the
season.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
Trnmns Beaten in a Flint.

JACKSONVILLE. ILL May 30.-Yes-
terday three tramps had an alterca-
ton with three roughs OF this city and
a fourth party unknown. In the
melee one Of the former received a
wound In the abdomen which will
probably cost him his life. Another
was severely stabbed in the back and
was struck behind the ear with car
pin, but will probably recover. The
third received q slight wound in the
hip The parties who did the cuttirg
have been arrested.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
LANIPASAS.

1ne otate hncampment an Assured
Success.
Special.
LAMPAsAs, Tex, May 90.-Our cit.
liens, after holding two or three rail.
road meetings. have agreed and deter
mined to build line OF road from this
point to or near Leona Junction on the
Texas q st. Louis narrow gauge. A
committee OF leading citizens has been
selected to formulate plan OF action
and open subscription books, and at
once proceed TO push the work to
success.
Mr.. II. p. Lyon, manager of the
state encampment, has returned from
a tour over the state in behalf of that
enterprise, and 10 enthusiastic In his
great success, every city visited cor
daily indorsing the move and assist.
ing In making It the grAndest affair OF
the kind ever held In the state.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
Summer ExeursIon TIckeis.

Excursion tickets TO principal wa.
tering places and cities In the United
states will be on sale June i, good to
return until October 81, 1885, at very
low rates and via all routes. Full in
formation as 10 rates, routes, connec.
tjons. etc, will be cheeriully furnished
Inv calling ut Union depot ticket Cffice,
mr. addressing g. ID. LUsK,
Union Ticket Agent.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-05-31
Narrow Escape.

, RooHpsTER, June /, 1882. Ten
Years ago wa attacked with the most
Intense and deathly palms in my back and
"Extending to the end Of my toes
and TO my brain!
(which made me delicious!
"From agony!!l
sit took three men TO hold me on
my bed at timetl
f'The doctors tried in vain TO relieve
nue., but TO no purpose.
MOrphiHe and other Opidteg
"HSd no effect!
After two months / was given up
to dien!!
"When my wife
heard neighbor tell what Hop Bitters
had done for her, she at once got ana
gave me some. The first dose eased
my brain and seemed 10 go hunting
through my system for the pain.
The second dose eased me 50 much that l
slept 40 hours, something i had not done
C,rtVo months. Before had used I'VE bot
tIes / was well and at work ~ hard as any
man could for over three weeks; put WORKED
ion hard for my strength, and takins q nara
coid 4 was taken with the mnst acute and
paAnful rheumatism all through my system
| that ever was known. ,.
II called the doctors again ana after heyoi-
al ,zeeks thew lon me cripple on crutches
FOR NE, a. they said mel > friend and tod
him my cslse, and be fald Hop Buffers mao
rni cd him and would cure me. po0ned ~
him, but ne was 50 earnest that 1 was IN
duced 20 use them again. - 49,, -,
In less than four weeks threw away my
crutehes and went 70 work lightly ana KEEP,
on using the bittsrs for hve weeks, nntl
became a. well as any man living, ana have
been 30 for six years since.
II has also cured my wife, who had
been sick for year.; and has kept her
and my children well and healthy
with from two 20 three bottles per
year. There is no need 70 be sick ~
ali II these bltters are used.
j. j. BERK, Ex-Supervssor,
"That poor, lAvAlid wife, sister,
mother,
cor daughteIll.l
"CAn be made the picture OF heaithl
with few bottles Of Hop Bitters.
aS-None genuine without bunch q green
Yfs,rs IN, the white label. Shun AL The ylle
noisonous stun with Hop or "Hops' 40
Ink .a-ee-