New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-10-18

A restaurant in Boston adyertisos " bostin baked
berns."
Tue Democrats Of this state who expected Flower to
shed green ea,es ths tall are abusing him for Lot
giving rcd 20 the campaign
.i.as Iapham" ought to get on his feet again
been di,cos cred near lewiston Maluc Two years az"
,ne ant could have been bought Tor uo.lar IN "Clv
Now canu0t he bought for am hGa!e MS , Mi,.
euahc II, OW1 eIs 70 paint town red Whehc'et INC!
80 disposed -. Detroit free FresS'
EU.siAs NURSERY RHYME.
Trrmblc, tremUlc nttle car,
Don't you wonder how you iref
Wouldn't be u Russian King,
No, sir. not Tor any thlhS
Yourc on the Mik.do list
OF The nasty NluSt.
Pretty sOuu wcII see you ny,
MILh some dynamite, on Ia II.
Better get your life insured
El.rr It's t. be secured
Garry lead arnnud Ia loads
When The rs uamltc cNp!olcs
So We bid younow goodby-
Hope t. soc you IN tine SKY.
Ircmbr. tremOe uttlc car,
soon yOu'il wonder whcre you are
= PlttsOurS Dspatoh.
uorooe- My dear how ia your classnate. Miss
Smit4-BTOwu-J ones, coming out as an author near
she has written novel"
AugeAa.-" Rather poorly, am afraid; the critics
say she betraysa woful ignorance Of the world"
"Impossiblcl That can't DO. Why she lives in
boarding house"
No dcvotco Of tobacco" say, Do Lewis. has gradu
college where statistics have been preserved We
believe there was certain tobacco dcyoee VINO grain
aed from the United states military service nt tie ne
OF the army hut OF that has nothing To do with
college graduates -. Boston Transcript
Tnr KING AND THE HAIG-DYE.
King Iiumbert's nllr was growing gray,
HIS years were Nil;
Queen Marnret grew sad. one day,
And sent Tor some half-dye.
Tho dye arrived one Friday night;
Next morn THIS fair young Queen
Found that ner tayUrite dog, once white
Was now an apple green
The King within his garden sat.
la laughter On log.
And tWiXt outlaws. he told her that
He'd tried 1t on the dog.
To also dye the cat and bird
lie said his igteut;
The stun she bought him. be aycrred,
lie found most ALrenL
ouccn Marguerite took the HUT,
Also the dye. with care;
Aud white rs silver from tho mint
Remains King Iumberts hair.
Columbus Dispatch.
The san Francisco hammer tells about peculiar fish
TO be found In DOSE Lake. They the surface, and
swell up to "A large size by taking In air Then they
float around rejecting all the cOlors Of the rainbow
crane recently swallowed one OF these fish when IN its
normal condition. but before the had got more
than fifty feet up above the lako the fish had taken III
enough explode this crane which at the sound Of
report like that of gan, flew all to atoms and the fish
came lightly down the water, OIL Tor a short
ride In the air
In OF tho Mansion House. R)ndOut. IS court
yard. the centre Is fountain IN the basin Of which
ace number of gold sh. There eats and cats at
Mr. Lashor, hotel, OF them tno black specimen. At
Oococ TINS morning the black feline noticed jurip
mcowug around the edge OF the basin, ana play
ing wh the largest sh la II. The eat patted It's shining
FREUD IN the head again and again In HectiOnato
KIND Of way. the goldfish apparently. coming the
solely to receive tha cats morning call. some
people may think That what the cat after fresh
water breakfast. but tho course or the two showed
plainly that the quacruped hal no OWL designs. The
tsh not frightened at all BOtn can be seen In the
Mansion House court yard AT any time Kingston
Freeman.