New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-03-20
THE Talk or TIE Day.

THE ldLh OF HE D1I.
The Rev. W. s. Rainstord discussing The Battle err
OF outcast New-YorD before the Congregational Cub
| few evenings ago presented few undeniabe aud
unsavory facts with regard TO the Of immortality
and crimnality In this city, especially among the work.
| ing girls. Among these reasons was the seeming
unwelcome of the churches TO the poor The motto Of
ancient theology" he said was, Come ye all that
weary and heavy laden and will give you rest but
| modern theology says Come ye that weary and
heavy laden and able TO pay pew-rents.'" He main
| tanned that when church stings made free. when
| the poor made to feel thar in the church all are
welcome and stand upon level. then would the
Gospel be spread among he lowly and the immoral and
the criminaliwould be lifted up to a better life.
1t is said that King Kaakaua talks building a roller
skalng rink This will make necessary another
in civilization The King and his subjects win have 70
wear shoes II they want TO use the most improved siyls
glide around half an hour would cause agony and woe
and bitter thoughts and profanity and sores AID forth
| -lNorr1stown Herald
Ali members of the Thurston family are invited to
attend Thurston gathering at Newburyport Mass, On
Wednesday, June "a, 1885. Those intending 70 are
requested to give notice to Brown Tburston, Portland
| Me.
Fogg-~ Bloomington is having hard time OF IT, He
lost his eg you know, year or two ago. and now he
bias had to have his foot amputated" Henderson, Sol
Hope twasn't the foot the other Leg that would be
very serious. "-lBoston Transcript.
Mr. George Bleisten, twenty three years of age, is
now president OF The BuGalo Courier Company. Nine
years ago May he the Office of that paper
errand boy. Such rapid rise in fortune is
what in this country but the fact that is
possible at ALL shows what rich prizes may be gained by
intelligence and capacity when rightly directed.
| Kentuckian was guest at uptown State dinner.
would drain with injured and dissatisfied
expression his face Finally he turned TO the gentle
! whispered, amt they gon' to give anything to
| drink r-lsan Francisco lpgeside.
Among the most syndicate pictures travelling
through the country large Hessan fly in the act Of
trying to get of sheet Of fly paper healthy but I'M
developed caterpillar with hundred feet, and com
! mon grub in a state OF ehrysalis. Although we
hardly believe it, this would to indicate that the
supply OF great en and eranks has been entirely
| hausted
They tell shorthau story about prominent rail-
road freight agent in this State which is worth repeat
Ing lie Is an active Episeopalian and vostrynan in
the church in the little town where he lives which
spends his busy hours. One day, when business was
crowdDg, came in who proposed starting a mill
for freight than towns further along the route
pad-n other words. l. suffered the usual
argued hut, of course, In vain still he held on, and with
his pcrsstency he pretty well wore cut the llrsited
ing who had also called on business Finally he lef,
ana the next man sRpSd up ws sSS hs T
Il sir" was the meek reply am the rector TO whom
Id grst-mili was the church 10 which the ageat
was an olicer.-I Hartford COurant.
An Arizona paper remarks :" Our contempt
rary pretends that it doesn't want any office. Thatis
too thin as everybody knows how it tried 10 get the post
Office and failed. We don't often boast but we believe
that we could the post ocefn the way IL should be
run, and what is more We believe we an get IT. Any
how not afraid to say that we want IT, and wiz
do everything we can get 1t. Our contemporary
pretty small potato whoopee@
The hotel-keepers I'm Maine confidently expect that
business during the coming summer WIZ De better than
for their belief ~ the first place. they that the
Cholera scare win ive larger hordes than ever from tns
as hey tss' pro6a
this will be one OF the YEAR o Shsa 5nsy STOKE far %
and the chances are that the next summer VIII %
red hot They figure that the probabilities are decidedly
| In their fayor.-t lewiston Journal.
man in Dubuque, Iowa. said he had received adiyine
command to fly through the air. he built himself pair
of wings and began his flight from the gable end of his
barn. He fell down to the ground and broke his wings
his leg He explains his mishap by saying that the
| wings not OF a divine pattern.
The illness OF General Grant is made the pretext for
war smoking, 1t is claimed t produced by the
Generals excessive OF cigars. Against this put
the fact Of the old lady who recently died In Tszewe
County at the age l05 and who scarcely Kept pipe
OF her mouth long enough to 10 TO sleep-lPeoria
Transcript
The Richmond State wants have the Cabinet increased
by adding three new members. This would be good
way to provide for three more Democratic patriots.
Tie proprietor editor and local editor Of Mississippi
trweekly are all in Washington; the proprietor to
cure land agency the editor clerkship, and the local
editor anything" When asked what would become OK
their journal IL all succeeded the editor replied "oh
darn The papsr Wen suppress it!'-tWaterbury Amer
lean.
An enterprising proprietor of billiard and pool
uptown intends making a desperate effort 10 get back
some OF the business that Kinks have taken
from him He that after April he will re-
move carpet from the floor of the room and supply
his patrons with skates, they amuse themselves
during intervals between the shots by skating around
| the room.
President Cleveland continues his habit Of retiring
early He gets up regularly at and after start
ing the fire in the Kitchen range and calling the COOK ana
coops or saving wood in the back yard.-Philadspaia
Press.
said popular pugilist at doesn't hurt much
to get beaten, get beaten and lose your money
too breaks all up" So long the loser Is guar
anteed thIryhve per cent OF the gate receipts sullivan
will never lack opponents however manifest their pugr
Isc inferiority may No supposes, fer instances
that Dominck Mccartney has the ghost OF chance
against Sullivan II the latter Is sober when they meet ~
| Philadelphia on March 80. But Mccartney is quite VIII
ing to submit 70 licking for thrtynve per cent OF tns
receipts, especially the police will probably see
that the drubbing is not severe oae
| The man is sick
He lies on the sidewalk.
See! kind friend helps him to rise.
| lis cannot RISE
| Tie friend has called q hack
| Good friend!
He nuts the sick man In the hack and IL drives OF.
Will not the sick man thank his friend "hen ne Gea
| WELT
| Not much
| He will wake up In the lookup.
| his frien d cop.
| "WILL SAM RANDALL SCOOP EVERYTHING
| Washington Dispatch % The Baltimore Amsrtcan.
One such friend at court as Mr.. Samuel y.
Randall seems TO be- appears TO be worth lar more INA
OF Mr. Randall generally recognized In at leses