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The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
Politics Too Much for Him.

A lady on Fifth Avenue, New York,
quickly summoned doctor:
"Oh, doctor, my husband Is nearly dead.
he attended q caucus last night. He made
four speeches and promised to be with his
fellow citizens again to-day. But oh, doc
tor, he looks nearly dead"
Has he been in politics longW
mo, only last year. He worked hard
for sJames McCaulay's election"
"He Will get well, madam He has a
stomach for any disease. IL he worked for
himW
Political life, of short or long duration,
is very exhausting, as is evident from the
great mortality which prevails among
public men. Ex-U. s. Senator B. K. Bruce,
who has been long in public life, says;
1.-THE other day, when stepping into a
car at a crossing, / found DR.. - within,
who eyed me up and down in surprised
way, renarking:
"Why, Senator, how well you lookP
"'Well, feel pretty WELL answered.
The doctor uttered an incredulous reply
when the Senator frankly told him, in an.
swer to an inquiry, that it was Warmers
safe cure which accomplished for him
what the profession had failed to do. Sen.
ator Bruce says his friends are very mucl
astonished at this revelation Of power
The Globe.
Overwhelmingly Defeated
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

There was something pathetic in the
talk of Rev. o. T. Walker at meeting
Of Baptist clergymen in New Haven,
Coma, a few days ago. His appeal was
for an educated ministry. His own short.
cOmings, he said, had made the neces.
sity of thorough intellectual discipline
apparent. The time had changed since
his youth. He was raised in North
iStonington. where you can walk mile
after mile on stones without touching
the ground. and yet where they raise
good corn. In his day the farmers used
to tell time by the stars, for the days
we're not long enough to finish work BY
the sun. Not having means. he had to
walk from Albany to Hamilton College
"a distance of 225 miles-and then
walk back. His fight for an education
was long. hard, and only partially sue
cessful. Post.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

THE Northern Pacific Railroad Company
issue several illustrated pamphlets and
sectional land maps for free distribution
which contain valuable information con-
corning the rich agricultural, and grazing
Minnesota, Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Wash
ington and Oregon. The publications con-
tain a synopsis of the United States land
laws by which Government lands can be
secured free under the homestead pre-emp-
ton and timber culture acts and the terms
of sale of railroad lands, the rates of fare
and freight rates on emigrant movables
and household goods and much other infor-
nation. They are mailed free to any adj
Land Commissioner, st. Paul, MINI.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

The night porter at the work. house
in Plumstead, England, who is seventy
four years old, has not been to bed In
seven years. He sometimes dozes in his
chair at the lodge-gate, but is seldom
undisturbed for half an hour at a time.
and the longest sleep he has had in seven
years was one stretch of three hours.
After concluding his night-watch at the
gate he goes on dsy-watch'as assistant
porter at the work-house. and does this
double task without relief or change for
months together. His health is excel.
lent. .s..
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
/" Communion Cure,,

would be truthful name to give to DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" the
most efficacious medicine yet discovered for
arresting the early development of pulmo-
nary disease. But Consumption cure''
would not sufficiently indicate the scope of
many diseases which spring from de-
rangement of the liver and blood the Dis
covery" is safe and sure specific. OF all
druggists.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

How OFTEN is the light of the househo Id
clouded by signs of melancholy or irrita-
bility on the part of the ladies. Yet they
are not to be blamed, for they are the result
of ailments peculiar to that sex, which men
know not of. But the cause may be re-
moved and Joy restored by the use Of DR..
as a tonic and nervine for debilitated won,
en-, is certain, safe and pleasant. 1t is be-
yond all compare the great healer Of women.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
LAWYERS.

Ihave been amictot
with catsrrh for q
years. It became chron'
&c, and extended to my
throat, causing hoarse
ness and great difficulty
in speaking. / also, Il
AEreat extent, lost The
sense Of hearing and Of
taste. By the use o.
Ely's Cream Balm al
dropping OF mucoui
has ceased and my
voice and hearing hsv'
greatly improved
JAS. W. DAVIDSON. At
torney at Law Mon
mouth. Ill.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
From the National Capital,

The Washington Post says: We admire
the stand taken by numerous eminent ply
sicians in changing the mode of treatment
of coughs and colds, and publicly endors-
ing Red Star Cough Cure because it is eff
cacious, free from dangerous ingredients
and without morphia or opium. This ex-
cellent remedy costs but twenty-five cents.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

In South Carolina no railroad trains
are allowed to run on Sunday, except
those which carry the Uni.ed States
mail. Divorce IS absolutely forbidden.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

BY acknowledging and emphasizing
the good that is in those around us we
strengthen their self-respect and give
them powerful motive in the right di-
rection; by cavilling and criticism, by
contempt and ridicule, by exposing and
emphasizing faults and failings, we de-
stroy their self-respect and deprive them
OF one OF the strongest motives for i'm
provement-M Y. Ledger.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

The latest musical freak is sur
gical operation for the benefit Of pi-
ano players-clipping cord between
the third and fourth fingers to improve
the tUuch.-BostoR Post.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

The Highland schottische is to be
the society dance this winter, accord
ing to New York professor. 1t is %
combination of the Highland fling and
galop.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
WIT AND WISDOM.

The fool who kills himself never
mistakes the wrong person. M Y In.
dependent.
Few are qualified to shine in com.
,pany, but it is in most mems power tc
be agreeable.
-"Greenland has only one newspa.
per-" This is probably the reason they
call it Greenland.-M y Graphic.
"A teacher asked a little boy, "What
is hopeP'' at is never feeling disap-
pointed" answered the child.-S. S.
Times.
circumstances alter cases." said
an unsuccessful lawyer, land I wish
could get hold Of some cases that would
alter my circumstances. " = Chicago
Ledger.
There is nothing either absolutely
good or absolutely bad in tais world.
To look at everything in a gloomy light
is silly, in roseate hue is a delusion.
Albany Journal.
"A man who blew "a fog horn in
Montreal was sentenced to four months
imprisonment. If a Norristown boy
were to go to Montreal and whistle
through his fingers he would probably
be sentenced for life.-NouTstot0n Her.
aid. -s.,. .. .-, ..-.
"A Nursery Fable
A baby once cried for the moon.
so they got toy moon for the pet
But the DaOe wasn't satisfied vet.
1t set up another wild tune,
And cried for the star-spangled dipper,
Did they promise to haul down the skies,
No; they tired of its Heavenly" cries,
And made 1t ''see stars" with slipper.
-Wfu II. WGu IN Bd6pllood.
"A Delightful Commission. Young
Mr.. Smythe was passionately enamored
of Miss Brown, and was squirming in
his chair preparatory to proposal when
the young lady said: "Mr. Smythe, YOU
pass MIR. Thinplate, the jewellers, on
your way home, do you notP" yes"
he said, huskily. "Well, would YOU
mind doing me favor?'' "Mindl dear
Miss Brown" he replied, with a look
of unutterable reproach; .'you have but
to name i'll" Thanks! Win you kindly
ask MI. 1nfnplate III ne mas tghtened
the setting Of my engagement ring
which Mr.. George Simpson left with him
yesterday?'-Hdrper'S BosGr.
ais this the last train northe" asked
stout little gentleman, rushing into a
railway station. mo, there is another
in forty-fve minutes. All aboardl"
cried the conductor. almost an hour
to waltz sighed the little man, drop
ping into seat and hopping his brow
with his handkerchief. "But you have
plenty of time to catch this train" said
the conductor. "This train? Well, I'm
blamed; of course have. I'm so used
to catching the last train-whoop! hold
On!" and the little gentleman bolted
through the door for the cars. Chicago
Ledger.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

PIXIES TOoTHACHE DROPS cure in minute, &c
Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. Csc.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

GLOVE clerks are counter-6tters.-R oehes-
Ter Post-Erpress.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

THE successful author has fortune in his
own write.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

THE best kind of servants for hotels
inexperienced.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

NorE shavers use soft soap entirely
Boston Post.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use DIR. Isaac
Thompson'sE Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

The heaviest yield of oats ever
known in Pennsylvania, S13 bushels to
the acre, was secured by a Chester
County farmer this season.-Philadel.
phia Press.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
CATAR RH

particle applied into each postri to
use. Price 50 cents BY mall orat DruggisS Send for
circular. ely BROTHERS, Druggists, owego N. Y.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
Rupture, Breach or Hernia

1HuPVUrv5 OTO"Urr VI 11O1r1
permanently cured or no pay. The worst
cases guardfteedl Pamphlet and references,
two three-cent stamps Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, 663 Main Street, Buff
falo, N. Y.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

ANTIQUE furniture - The kind usually
found in a newspaper office.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

A ROMANTIC story-the one in which
your best girl liyes.-DanUiLLe Breeze.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

THE flower of the family is often the
latest to rise.-Al6dny Argus.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

JONES calls his dog Hickory, because he
has rough bark Waterloo Observer
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

BRONCHITIS is cured by frequent small
doses of Piso's Cure for Consumption.
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05
ST. BERNARDS % PUCS

INC best pets, companions friends, protect
Srs, Mntchmen. Largest stock In America
CHEoUASSETK ENNELs, Lancaster, MasA
The Milan exchange. (Milan, Gibson County, Tenn.) 1874-1978, 1885-12-05

Overwhelmingly Defeated.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

To the Editor of the Globe-Republic:
II is surprising TO see so many 6ne grape
| vines in this city, and with such little care
| bestowed upon them in the way of proper
pruning. If the pruning necessary were given
them, there would be small demand for
shipments here from other localities 1t seems
the chief desire in growing the vine at all is
to secure nice shade in some favorable place
about the residence, or as an ornament Some
arbors are SO covered with previous years
growths that very good shade is made with
out any leaves. The opinion is ventured that
three-fourths of the vines growing in this
city are as good variety as can be procured
anywhere, and that it can be proven by care
ful observation and attention to them. 1t is
mostly through neglect that results are not as
favorable as in some other apparently more
favorable localities. Study the nature of your
vines as YOU would that of your carriage an
imal, your children or your dog, and curb,
dress and feed them accordingly. Some times
the argument is heard that wild grape vines
live, thrive and bear without pruning or at
iention of any kind, and therefore it is need
less to pruus ours. So did the Indian live,
and the more We pruned him the poorer he
became. But We are, or should wish to be,
dealiug with civilized vines and should treat
them aivilly. Yet should We desire to apply
the same treatment to our American vines as
Europeans do to theirs, we would go as far
aside from the proper course as by the other
way-'growing them wild" The European
grapes I'VE not yet been grown successfully
on American SOIL Linnaeus, the eminent
botanist, says of it: mo plant in the vege-
table kingdom possesses more Interesting at
tributes, is cultivated with greater care,
or has been worse perverted and abused than
the common vine. By cultivation it sprouts
into endless varieties, differing in form, color,
size and flavor of fruit, and in respect to the
hardness OF its constitution" There is one
safe, sure and easy method of pruning our
American vines. First, give them proper
support. Second, keep free from dead wood.
Third, cut last years growth back to third
or fourth bud. Some cut longer, others even
shorter. Notice how many punches Of fruit
are produced on the wood left and you will
have safe guide. Fourth, check or encour-
age laterals at proper time. Fifth, lever dis
turb vines during flow of sap, until after
blossomiug. Prune before or just after cold
weather, say November LIST or March LIST
Sixth, understand your own vines, or ge, a.
pruner who does. OBSERVER,
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19
National Gun Association,

DR.. Russell received another letter yester-
day from the General Manager of the Ma
tional Gun Association. He had Just returned
from Pittsburg, whittier he bad gone last
week in the interests of the association. ].
Palmer ONeil, proprietor of the large gun
store, will act as a director of the association.
He writes that the Chamberlain Cartridge
Company OF Cleveland will shortly announce
six series Of matches for $4,000, cash prizes.
The conditions are so single clay pigeons, Is
doubles, National Gun Association Rules to
govern. Entrance fee will be $ll for all ex-
cept members OF the latter association. Con-
testants Can shoot any where and make as
many scores of 100 as they please, between
April and September l. All ties will be
decided at grand tournament to be held in
Cleveland October to 10.
All scores made in the tournament at
Springfield will be accepted as official. The
prizes will be as follows: First prize 81, 900,
second $500, third $3.50, fourth $3.50, fifth
500. If the winner of the first prize is
member of the National Gun Association,
$3.50 additional will be added by the Cinein-
natl Clay Pigeon Company. If done with a
Westly Richards H. gun, $3.50 will be added
by the Pi,tsburg Fire Arms Company. For
the tournament to be held here the Associa-
ton will give prizes amounting to $4,000; SO
that altogether the prizes to be shot for at
this place in May will amount to between
$4,000 and $1,000
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

But of all things at New York ball,
being ..stuck" is the worst, and the un-
fortunate to whom this happens ever
after regards it as black letter even
ing in his calendar. 1t is caused by
the absurd custom of its being consid-
cred rude and not 1.-THE thing" after
having q dance, to take ones partner
to her seat and there leave her; but one
must keep with her until claimed by
some one else. come he sooner or come
he later. With astranger or debutante
it is usually the latter. Naturally ia
vorites in society and ''beauties" see
no reason for change, as they never
feel the fetter; but every girl is not .
favorite, and to them the change would
be a cause for rejoicing. As it stands
at present it has caused many young
girl just out, and perhaps shy and
knowing few men, to pass very soli-
tary and stupid evening, for a man
once stuck" unless very verdant,
takes care it never happens again.
When the hackneyed conversation be-
tween the .'stuck" ones returns to the
weather for the third or fourth time
things are getting desperate, and the
needed relief. or rather release. often
only comes with the supper call. Why
the English system of returning ones
partner to her seat or chaperon and
going ones way should not be intro
duced is hard to determine. or, taken
in conjunction with the system Of
..turns," it would enliven the evening
for many a wall flower, and perhaps
have the effect of scattering the almost
impenetrable phalanx of the army Of
martyrs who adorn the door.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

The sta.ion-house was full again last night,
as were also several of its inmates No very
distinguished guests made their arrival last
evening.
Owen Gaffney was brought in on a charge
of disorderly which has beer standing against
him for some time.
Quo Pauch was arrested for exercising his
bibulous powers out of season; in other words,
for bis protuse imbibilon of whisky.
George Wilson, James 0'Brien, Frank
0Neal, Charles Andrews, Albert Baker and
Thomas Kinney took up their quarters yes
terday at the sand house out along the l., B.
l. W. Later in the day they took a notion
to change their headquarters to the station
house, whittier they proceeded in the patrol
wagon, under the escort of several officers.
Lettering is the charge to which they must
answer,
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19
CURES FOB PILES.

Piles are frequently preceded by a sense OF
weight in the back, loins and lower part OF
the abdomen, causing the patient to suppose
he has some effection of the kidneys or
neighbo-ing organs. At times, symptoms Of
indigestion are present. Hatulency, uneasiness
of the stomach, etc. A moisture, like per-
spiration, producing very disagreeable itch
ing, after getting warm, is a common at
tendsnt. Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles
Weld at once to the application OF Dr..
Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly
upon the parts affected, absorbing the
Tumors, allaying the intense itching, and
effecting permanent cure. Price so cents.
Sold by Ad. Bakhaus b Co.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

Mrs. Emma Clark's Hair Restorer removes
dandruff from the scalp and renders it per-
fectly healthy. 1t will cure all diseases Of
the scalp, also cures neuralgia headache, ner-
vous headache and removes pimples from the
face, restores gray hair to Its natural color
and produces luxuriAnt growth of the hair.
This preparation is perfectly free from pois-
onous drugs. Satisfaction guaranteed or
money refunded. This Hair Restorer is pre-
pared and sold by Mrs. Emma Clark, South
Charleston, Clark county, Ohio, or her au-
thori1ed agents. Agents wanted. Give it a
trial. Price IS cents and 81 per bottle.
For sale by Ad. Bakhaus l. Co., Druggists,
% East Main street, and q. n. Wolfe, corner
Market and High streets, Theo. Troupe and
T. J. Casper.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

When the blood is loaded with impurities,
and moves sluggishly in the veins, an altera-
tive is needed, as this condition OF the vital
fluid cannot last long without serious results.
There is nothing better than Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla to purify the blood, and impart energy
to the system.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

have been sufferer two years from ca
tarrh or cold in the head, having distressing
pain over my eyes. Granually the disease
worked down upon my lungs, my left ear
was almost deaf, my voice was failing me.
procured one bottle of Elys Cream Balm
and within five days my hearing was restored,
the pain ceased over my eyes. and am now
enjoying good health. recommended it to
some OF my friends One o. them sent for a
bottle. He told me that half of it cured
him. Ny advice is to those suffering from
catarrh or cold in the head not TO delay but
try Eiy's Cream Balm, as it is positive cure.
John Il. Vausant, Sandy Hook, Elliott
county, Ky.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

Mr.. Q. Why Mr.. R., how round and rosy
YOU are looking! What has become of that
hungry look you used to carry? Have you
changed boarding places lately2
Mr.. R. No, indeed, but Eve changed med
icines. You see I've been taking DR.. Carpen-
ter's Calculi Resolvent for the past moth,
and that rebelliOus stomach of mine Joined
the peace society as soon as l commenced,
and now attends strictly to business, though
nv appetite has increased so that give it
twice as much to do as before. Sold by J. J.
Brown.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

Robert Thomson to Oliver h. Anderson, lot
on West Washington street: $3.50.
Cordelia Russell to Oliver H. Anderson, lot
on Southern avenue: $575.
franklin P. Jeffries to Hedgman Jeffries,
lot on West Main street: $500.
Rolla Clymer to George A. Bumgardrer,
7-9 of 6s 6O-lOO acres land in Pleasant town
ship: $l,424.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19
Daughters, wIves aud Mothers.

We emphaticallS guarantee DR.. Anarchists
Catholicon, Female Remedy, to cure Fe-
male Diseases, such as ovarian troubles, in
Hammation and liberation, falling and dis
placements or bearing down feeling, irregu-
larities, barrenness, change of lite, leucor-
hGa, besides many weaknesses springing
from the above, like headache, bloating,
spinal weaknesses, sleeplessness, nervous de-
bility, palpitation of the heart, etc. For sale
by druggists. Price 81 and $l.50 per bottle.
Send to DR.. J. B. Marchist, Utica, N. Y, for
pamphlet, free. For sale by Chas. Ludlow.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

CT. b. Haskell, formerly of Vernon, vt.,)
now csting engineer on the b. c. r. and
N. Railroad, Dakota, stated in 1888, that his
wife was utterly prostra,ed with female diff
cul,ies and did not seem to be smenable to
physicians remedies She could not sleep,
tremb,ed like Leaf, periodically lost her rea-
son. They then brgan the use OF Warmers
Safe Cure. wiring in July, 1884, from
Duko,a, Mr.. Haskell says, my wife has never
seen the sIie htest inclination of return Of
the difficulties Warmers SAFE Cure removed" !"
Try it, o, suffering woman!
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

T. o. Lewis, San Francisco, Cal, Oct. %,
1881, rays: al have suffered for ten years
with congested kidneys, and have passed
stones ranging in size from the head Of pin
to pea. which caused strangury of the neck
of the bladder. The best physicians in this
city said ! could not recover. | used four
bottles of Warmers Safe Cure, snd got rid Of
four calculi." Writing June 23d, 1884. he
says, 1.-The cure effected in 1881 was psrma-
pent"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19
The Farmers Heavy Debt.

A. Way. Nsvarino, n. Y, in 1879, was af-
flicted with neuralgia, ringing sensation in his
ears, hacking cough, pain in The back, irregu-
lar urinatiop, dropsy, pausea, and spasms OF
acute pain in the back. Then came chills and
fever. The doctors gave him up. but after
asing % bottles OF Warmers Safe Cure, be
said, 81 am hale, hearty and happy" On June
%, 1894, ne writes, any health was never
better owe my existence t. Warmers Safe
Cure" Cure permanent
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-19

The rod of the engine pump at Mast, foos
4 Co.'s shops broke Wednesday morning about
10 O'Clock, necessitaring shutdown for about
an hour. Soon after the break an uneartbiy
noise arose, startling everybody about the
works. 1t was at first thought that the boiler
had exploded, but investigation proved it 10
be about twenty OF the machine-shop boys
singing "Sweet Bye and Bye"