New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-02-27
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

An English curate recently took charge or q large
church in northern diocese. Part OF his income
sisted OF the interest consois I'm Chancery At
the end OF three months he wrote asking Tor the quar-
terly payment of this interest amounting to 30 lie
was directed 90 through various red tape fornahe
which cost him $2I leaving him just a. People wonder
at the existence Of clergymen OF which Inc fHVass
Secretary type 1t is such facts as these that make
this type possible
sections pew by turning which he regulates the tenn
perature of the house during service ~ % J E
churches the crank Is in the puipt-lbdrhhston froe
Press.
Dr. Tanner, the faster is now living In santa Anna
County New-M Mexico He declares himself prophet OF
the new religion founded on the Oasphe Bible winch
wa. revealed to Dr. j. b Marlborough, OF this city.
No wonder the MeIicans annoyed at the Yankees
II A raid the latter stole the images
300 saints from the former and SAINT iAnns
was impending Peoria Transcript.
"Brck" Pomeroy has gone to Washington. The paper
which he started here last fall not success In
partnership with Alexander Hunter, on March g. he VIII
begin publishing Sunday paper in Washington TO DO
called The United States Democrat
Wheeling parer says that "west Virginia sports
ecuton advertised his property, sold it, got the money
and spent the money for whisEey before tne court w
anprised of his death" The whskey appears 10 nave
Killed the lawyer-of whose death it appears the court
was Representatives just retroution--tNorhs
town Herald
The domestic grievances aired in the Jefferson Market
wife, each whom thought the other had surrepttous
gone TO ball. when neither had done So suggests the
wisdom ., little more conjugal faith, and little less
spice in family discussions.
The energetic Kissing nightly accorded to the heavy
villain in the uIelodraDa now running at the BALDWIN
reminds old residents OF the first theatrical performance
ever given in Virginia City Nest OF the miners had nos
play for score OF years ana when Jus ySJn
packed mass red shirts. The then little famous I'd
win Booth the Iago and so faithfully ana ne portray
fr
ITSELF and in the second act began snootlng AZ inc @
ali hands had to lie the stage and roll into inc
wings The indignant miners were hnally queted anu
assn ~ heart by the spectators that Booth remained
in theatre all night for fear Of the y,Scnd.
cuss" of hand.-yirgnia City tNsvadal Enterprise.
An abebodied United States seaman. whose grog had
been too powerful for him, mistook Brooklyn awning
post foremast the other night, and clm0ed TO tho
top ofit lie got into second story window and was
arrested for burglary Here Is more material ior lHs
| temperance advocates
Much interest has been caused by the discoyeryof
tnsk of a huge mastodon by W. Hazelton on Holland
rains caused the creek wash out to depth OF twelve
the surface and exposed to view tss .ooos
OF semieirce It snugly embedded In strata o.
its natural state although first exposed To the sr
II immediately broke into small pieces-lfresno IOal)
ExpOstor.
Captain Williams is anxious to express his views
the price gas had been reduced but his ou Tor lass
month was bigger ever although he was extremely
careful and burned fewer Jets than during the mos'n
previous The Captain ought not to be amazei at ths
Economy the gas seems TO be resented oy 'ns
companies.
A Mormon bishop told friend Of the writer OF this
few DAYS ayo that suffered with the blues ALI day.
bee ar 80 Of something OF his daughters had ssu
him When asked to explain, he said g You know my
is about the age Of Lizzie who is the daughter OF my
wife Ts this %sT ~bSS he was .Sads SHs .s %ith
err wish / was Iizxie.' asked her why, aud reminded
her Sa ne 'e Sa Ms: she
wife We did not speak again all the way ana nave
had the blues ever since Inns IS true s'ory all 'u'
the Salt Lake City Tribune.
aJack," besides being superstitious is. as rule.
positive and brief in his language, except when spin
ming yarn" When he writes or addresses letter no
generally does II In phonetic STYLE and In speaAnS"
places he has distinctive nomenclature OF his own no
SPEAKS OF Cherbourg Cherb" or Gibraltar as " Inc
Rocks, and Psyche he prohounees Fish" On vesssi
bound to Java in the Malay Archipelago sailor was
asked what was the course. Through the arches
sad. Arches of what n "why the Arches Oh
Pelago," he replied
Don't forget the primary election Monday Make up
your mind who you wish to manage the anairs OF
i, ali yery well for Mobile but NewOriesns hoodlup:
make up minds before the primaries come on Az
il is when they do not get their Work III oh -
election.-New-Or Orleans Picayune
The following quaint epitaph found on tie siae @
curious old building In the gardens of Viscount Wv
ham at STOW, Buekinghamshre, England IL was coz
posed about zoe years ago:
"To the Memory Of signior Pfdo.
an Italian Of good Extrsotisa;
Who came into England,
Not to bite US, like most OF bis Soantsymsn.
but to gain honest Livelihood.
He hunted not after Fame,
yet aequird III;
regardless OF the praise OF his Friends
but most sensible OF their Love.
Tho he lived amongst the Great
he neither learnt nor Halter Il any Nlcos
lie no Bigot. -,
Tho he doubted OF or tie 80 ArtcieA
Aid II TO follow Nature
and TO respect the Laws ef Society,"
be Philosophy,
he was perfect Philosopher;
A faithful Friend,
An agreeable Companion,
loving Husband,
distinguished by nuDeI Gus Onsprng
All which he lived TO see take good Courses
In his old Age he retird
to the house Of Clergyman IL the Country
Where he finished his earthly race, u~s.
And died an Honour and Example to the Who's
Species 4.
Reader this Stone Is gultess OF Flattery, for no
whom il is Inscribed not Man but Grey-iioano'
THEY ARE NOT UNGRATEFUL
From TIE Troy Prcss (pen) -. ua
Carl schurz being warmly received In the sou.n ~
was n general during the war. But he never hurt "
Southernsrs much They are not ungratefuL
AN IMPORTANT ANNEX TO THE MACHINE
From The Buffalo Commercial rr.xA
The United States Treasury Is TO be made an
the old Cleveland Manning maehine, ana
4" worked" for what it Is worth-poiticAAy'
THEY CONsoRTED WILLINGLY.
Irom Ihs baltimore HeratG ,o,d,v out
The Nesc York Hmes without warning comes Vo'uy
d favor Of "A radical the department.