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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

Senator ingalls, has given library of
1000 congressional volumes to the Kansas
Historical Society. Whatever injury the
library may have done to Ingalls, in the
past, he has evidently gotten even with it
at last
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16
He Had Good Pluck

IRON me betteC,ite ONtdrtO.
4 good number of year ago people were
startled by a report respecting young man
in the western part of what was then Upper
Canada. He went TO the woods one wi ter
morning TO fell timber. During the dav he
felled n tree which odged. He attempted to
fell another on the first one to bring it down,
but did not succeed. He went up TO one of the
leaning trees to attempt to dslodge them,
when suddenly the upper ee fell and caught
the you g mans foot between tho two. at the
same time throwing him over backward so
hat his shoulders jusf touched the snow. He
was alone, r Ia the bush his voice coul not
reach his friends. and. il being a cold dav, he
must SION perish. But he was q man OF strong
viii. and was equal to the occasion. He toOS
his Epife from his pocket and cut the flesh
around the hone of the imprisoned leg Ashe
anne to an artery he held it until the cold con
gealed he blood andItten proceeded. If he felt
his strength beginning to fail he bathed his
face with snow, When he had the bone barred
hereached his AK, and with one blow severed
10 and was free. He crawled ont OF the woods
and across a field to the road, " here a passing
cam took HIM home. That young man. saws
Mr.. DnugaU. Q. c., Of this CT VIVA a'terwa ard
M Der Of the DOmin on Cabinet a Cabinet
Minister. and Is nov known as Mr.. Justice
O'ConnOr. who is on the bench at the Belle
Vile Assizes.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

An esteemed contemporary insists that
the Mugwumps smelt badly before they
died. This Is an error. The Mugwump
is not a smelt, nor is he dead. Heis a
kind oi founder. and very badly mashed
one at that.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16
Good work for rue Patriots.

fT"" We Yel0 YORK HeTdtd, lIRU'1
II the Repub lean party can see nothing
better than bloody shirt and has no higher
mission than to mourn over the evens OF
ancient history it will soon cease TO be useful.
There is good work to be done in this land,
ana II must be done by patriots who know no
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

The women are pushing men out Of
many important and profitable avoca-
lions in life. and some men are disposed
to look at their aggressions nth alarm.
Others seem to feel satisfied to know that
the wives of the future will probably be
abundantly able to support their families,
husbands included.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

The Coroner Of Christian county, Ky,
the only colored man ever elected to office
in that State, died the other night. The
cause of his death is supposed to have
been oyerwork.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

II is now stated that Mr.. Carl Schurz,
the eminent Muswump, cannot get the
Boston Post, but that he will probably
assume editorial control OF the advertiser,
Of that city. This would be in accord
ance with the eternal fitness Of things, as
the Advertiser is one OF the best and most
influential Mugwump papers in the coun-
try
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16
CURRENT COMMENT.


From the Washington Post. demo
The demoralized Mugwump party, unless It
finds brilliant and magnetic leader, VIII
shortly enter the last stages If dlsintegration.
William Malone, of Virginia, who is at pres
anti ~ off fol,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

Manufacturers Of gamblers tools are
always glad to read accounts of success
fnl raids on ambling dens.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

Il IS not liEely that any of the aristo-
cratic English libertiDes, who deserve to
be hanged, will ever have to pick oakum
even as penalty for their crimes.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

The Albany, New York, journal has al
last come TO the conclusion that some
thing must be done at once to save the
Republican party from decay and ruin.
Hasit never occurred TO the owner Of the
party to have it insured and scuttle itf
The old hulk, however, may be SO rotten
that no insurance can be obtained on it
even at war rates.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

Connecticut man the other day tried
TO swap his daughter for a horse. The
owner ofthe horse declined to trade unless
he could get pretty heavy "bOot'"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

Carl Schurz, while running to board a
train at Lawrence, Mass, on Thursday,
fell and suffered a severe sprain at one
of his ankles. Mr.. Sehurz should learn
20 wait for the wagon, as he ought to be
able to appreciate the fact by this time
that the wagon Will not wait for him.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

One OF the directors of the Sheffield.
Ala, Improvement Company says %
houses are in process Of erection at that
place, and that the future prospects Of the
town are exceedingly fattering. The
population, however, appears to be COM
posed principally OF non-residents.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

Excursions over Niagara Falls are
sgain becoming fashionable and popular.
No return tickets are Obiainable.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

TIE Butler Democrats OF Boston afegae-
cusing President Cleveland of being
guilty or the sin Of ingratitude. Per
haps the President has not yet discov-
cred any reason why he should be partic-
ulsrly grateful TO the Butler Democrats,
unless 1t is for their having opposed him.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

While the natural gas wells OF Illinois
are gradually failing, the natural gas
politicians OF that State, Logan especially,
seem to be holding out remarkably well.
considering the lurid fow they have
been subjected to OF late. Logan, how
ever, has now been shut of IN order that
more gas may be generated by the time
Congress gets down TO hard work.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16
They are not Wanted.


Only a short time remains to the Presi-
dent in which to make changes in offices
before the meeting of Congress. There
are good many Republican office-hold
FRS vet in the South who occupy places
which the people would much rather have
occupied by Democrats. Some OF these
Republican officials have been absent
from their Northern homes too long al
ready, and as they doubtless intend to re-
turn to them as soon as they get Gus OF
office, it would be well TO relieve
hem of their official responsible
ties at once. II they have
saved anything from their salaries, and
IN some cases improperly received fees.
they have invested il at the North. The,
are prepared, therefore, to step down and
out at once. They are in as good trav
cling trim as they were in lS66-67. There
Is no objection to them as citizens. and il
they want to stay South they viii be a,
free to exercise their political faith Il,
they would be in Ohio. They are objected
70, however, as officials because they an
portion OF those who assisted a.
rob the South when the South was heiI.
less. The President would do something
hat would be hiphly appreciated by the
southern people II he should remove them
At once. They have certainly been per.
United TO remain much longer than they
had any reason to expect.
There is also quite a number Of persons
holding Offices IN Washington. aud in
The Territories, who are credited TO
Georgia and other Southern States. They
lived In the South only long enough to
rob the people. In fact, some of them
never lived In the South at all. They
ought all to be removed, not only because
they are sailing under false colors. but
also because they are not the right sort OF
men 10 iii the Offices. Let the President
begin the work OF removing these obiec-
tionable officials at once. There il no
question Of civil service reform at stake
IN the matter. Tue Democratic party
has in It's ranks plenty OF men able to dll
allthe Offices that the President has in his
gilt Their modesty in pressing their
claims should not be bar TO their prefer.
mont.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

in the Forty-nineth Congress the Re.
publicans have minority Of eight in the
Senate and the Democrats will have a
majority Of Al in the House. In the
House The Democrats have one-halt the
number OF States. 10, and the Republicans
have 1G by decided maloritieo. Three
states, Connecticut, Illinois and New
York, are equally divided IN representa-
tior. IN the Senate the Republicans have
10 States and the Democrats 10, and Jour,
Indiana. Nevada, New Jersey aud Ohio,
are divided.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16
IMPORTANT, READ

ONE WOULD THINK FROM MANv IN
VERTIsEMENTS THAT CLOTHTNo ~, az
ALMOST GIVEN AWAY, BIT co,,,,-a 40
SENSE TEACHES THAT If PEOpT1s NJ, ",
CLOTHING THAT WILL BE sERyTCF,I,rII.
1T MUST BE MADE OF GOOD NfATEpIt1@
WITH GOOD Innings, AND sEWlsD W.,
SILK. WE WISH TO SAY. IF Yo1r 90 ~ "a
NEED OF SUIT OFTHIS KIND. OrR .To az
Is THE PLACE TO GET IT ms an, -
TABLIsHED FACT THAT OUR CLOTHTNc ~
OF THE BEST AND OUR PRICES nv, -
LOW AS YOU WOULD HAVE TO paw r+e1 40
WHERE FOR INFERIOR GOODs -
COLD WEATHER WILL BE HERE soo,la
BE WISE AND PREPARE FOR N. CIoTI,'
ING FOR ALL IN ALL STYLES. srTtb5.
AND QUALITIES. %
SOFT HATS! STIFF HATS,
STETsON's HATS, Boys AND Cprr
DREN's HATS. ALL PRICES.
Earl & Wilson's Collars and CpNs
A FULL LINE OF RED AND WHrrp n,
DERwEAR. THE HANDsoMEsT LINE an
NECKWEAR IN THE CITY. GIVE rs
CALL.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

Prison discipline, regular hours and
plain food, are said TO agree with Convict
Ferdinand Ward. II is believed that there
are large number Of dyspeptic dnanciers
IN New York who would be benefited by
a penitentiary course Of treatment.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-16

A Baltimore street railway company is
TO put on a third electric motor this week.
There is an impression in that city that
the electric motor is complete success.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

OcR driver, an Englishman, turned
out To be 4 humorist. He asked Us in
rich cockney--
Han did You hever ear what Jim
Fisk said to some !iutah miners who
wrote haskin' i'm TO clip hem fence hin
their graveyard p
We had never heard Of ii. With IL
droll smile ne gave Fisk's reply
"Not a cent there his no huse hin a
fence; them has his him can't get bout,
and them has his hout don't want to
get hin ~
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

A MAN went into the country one
day last week for a walk. He carried
his overcoat on his arm, but finding it
burdensome, hung it on fence.
Taking a card from his pocket, he
wrote 500 not touch this coat; in
fected with smallpox" He came back
two hours later and found the card,
upon which was written underneath
the warning: "Thanks for the coat
I've had the smallpox"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

Il afraid, Johnny" said his en-
ployel, "that have to discharge
you"
"Wot fer ?" demanded the boy.
"mattention to business. You are
altogether too fond of baseball. There
is nothing left for me to do but dis:
charge YOU"
NAV, yer DON'T" said Johnny. II
don't take no disharge but if yer
wants to let me go, I'm willin' to ac-
cept release"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

CoNsoLINa.-"This chilly weather
makes me think of my poor, dear hus-
band, said a widow, as she sat down
beside lady, close to the stove. "He
was always so cold, poor man, and he
used to wonder if he ever would get
warmed through. He was so mlser-
able when he was cold, and it is a
great comfort to me to feel that he is
happy now."-Chicago Herald.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

ALMOST any man knows more than
his father until he is forty years old.
Then he drops into the ranks of the
ignorant and begins to take lessons.
An amazing number of people still I'M
der forty.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

"PAT, what time is it7"
"Oi don't knaw, Moik, but let's guess
at it, and thin, begorra, the mon as
comes the furthest off kin go out to the
kitchen and look ~
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

He WOULD Do THE SAME.-An old
minister of Ohio seemed rather opposed
to an educated ministry. Said he:
"Why, my brethering, every young
man who is going to preach thinks he
must be off to some college and study a
lot of Greek and Latin. All nonsense !
All wrong! What did Peter and Paul
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26
Who Knows When

w 10 h1lOWS w 1lCI1
Railroad Trains will be Wrecked?
Boilers or Lamps Explode?
Horses take Fright and Run?
Bricks or Timbers Fall?
Fire Burn or Lightning Strike?
Machinery Crush or Mangle?
Slips or Falls Happen?
Hammers or Weights Bruise?
Ladder or Staging Give Way?
Animals Kick or Bite?
Limbs Sprained or Broken?
Falls of Breast or Roof in the Mine?
NATAL or DISABLING INJURY by AC-
IL CIDENT may be caused in any one of a
thousand ways and the history Of coal mining
in this region displays in that avocation pc
culiar liability to casualty.
Had each victim of the light fatal accidents
in this region last year QSS3) awaited himself
of Accident Insurance at a cost of So, their
families would have been Unidentified in the
sum of one thousand dollars each!
Assuming that the loss of time imposed up
on the thirty-five persons hurt in the non-fatal
accidents of the year averaged three months,
the lowest possible total reimbursement for
such loss would have been two thousand two
hundred and seventy-tive dollars upon an eX-
penditure Of only three hundred and fifty
dollars!
With season of great activity Just opening
it behooves all underground workers, such as
Miners and Drivers,
to provide for the future security of their fam
lilies against fatalities which must inevitably
befall number of them, and in case of non
fatal accidents to provide for their own sup
port while disabled And
rs NO ONE KNOWS
when or to what extent such accidents may
disable, the only sure way to meet them is to
IN S U II II
TRAVELLERS, OfHartf0rd,
THE LARGEST AND MOST RELIABLE
Accident Insurance Company in the Country.
~" Insurance for from one day to one
year. Apply to ]. B. ODER, Agent,
IfrOStburp Md
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

DILwoRTH, the now famous pitcher.
who has signed with the Newburyports,
was once "devll" in printing office
1t is not stated how he fell.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

"PA," said little Johnny Fizzletop,
81 want to ask you a question"
"What is it, Johnny ?"
George Washington was the father
of his country, wasn't he ~
eyes, my son.
"Did he have a brother 2,
81 think So"
"Well, if Washington was the
father of his country, suppose he was
the uncle Of his country, and if he had
Il sister she was.tiln aunt of has coun-
Try, ana if she had any children they
G'rf..--
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26
Miscellaneous Advertisements.
A FEW HINTS
FOR THE USE OF

DOSE. TO move tie Sow
els gently, 2 to 4 Pills;
thoroughly, 4 to 8 Pills.
Experience ,siH decide the
proper dose in each case.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

know about Greek? Why, not one
word, my brethering. No! Peter and
Paul preached in plain old English,
and soil 10
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26

COMPANY presen'
| " scribers, with the
Adams Express,
American Coal Co.,
cambridge Il Co.,
Barton Public Office,
Bracket, F. f. (res)
Beall, Mrs. w. r. Tres
B. e. o. Express,
B. & 0. Freight,
B. & Q. Dispatcher's
office,
Boyd, A. Hunter,
Bopp & Co.,
Brace, DIR. c. II.
Brace & Richmond,
Bruce, DIR. J. J. (rcs)
Brandler, J. n. NJ.
Bcall, Baush 4 Co,
t'roStburg,
Brant, l.. W.
Borden Mines,
Borden Shaft,
Burwell, p, L., Noun
Savage,
Bussard, y. W,
Bloomington li"lhii'
office,
Bainnridge. J. u. r.
Creutzburg, H., Barton
City Hall,
Clark, James,
Clark, Jas, tiistill"r.y.
Cook 5 Mil,
Court House,
Coulclan Bros,
Consolidation toHi Go
Office,
Consolidation Coal 60
W ilarf,
G.. & o. Canal Office,
Cumh'ld Cement Co.,
c. & T. r., t'rostburg
Cumberland Glass Co.
Cumberland Beef Co.,
Crown IL Cumberland
Steel Works,
Daughtrey " Co., p. II
Duke, J. Ed. (res)
Dixon Il Bradley, Lon
acOning,
Evans, W. H., Eek.
hart,
Farrell, Mrs. NJ.
Fredlocll. +. j., Pied
mont,
FlurV d. Son.
FrOstburg Exchange,
Fulton 4 Co., j. A.
Fazcnmyer, NJ, brew
cry,
Gordon & Son,
Gramlich, i. NJ.
G. C. c. d l. Co., Lon
aconing,
Hast, John T.
Healey, DR.. Tho's NJ.
Helm Il Co.,
Henderson, Jr., George
Hendcron, G. Office
Halls, public office
Hermann, J. q.
Hotel Elberon,
Hitchins Brothers,
Frostburg,
Hirsh, Jos, Piedmont
Johnson, K. d. (res)
Johnson Milling Co.,
Ratcs.-Messages d
the city.
Message to or from Pu
Allegany Co., includ
Message and answer to
place, including deli
Single Message in Cum
Messenger service, per
FRI
Superintendent v
Local Man;
Frostburg office, 2
Payne's residence, Mrs
or.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26
ORDER NISI.

Johnson Bros | In the Circuit Court for
yx Allegany County,
sitting in Equity
John Ware ct al. No 34l9, Equity
ORDERED, This LIST day of September Ira
Othe year 1885, by the Circuit Court for Al
legany county, Nd sitting in equity that the
sale made and reported in the above cause by
William Brace, trustee. be ratified and CON
hrmed, unless cause thereof to the contrary
be shown on or beforcthe I'd day of October,
1855; provided a copy of this order be pub.
ishcd i'll some newspaperpublished in Allie
egany county, Nd once a week for three SIC
Der, 1885
The report states the amount of sale to be
$4,000. TIIEO. HUMAN, Clerk.
True copy-Tcst
NuEo. LYMAN, Clerk. Sept :;
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26
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Rates for Messages:
Joy, Joseph r.
Jones, DR.. J. j., Frost
burg,
knieriem e Co.,
Kornhotf, William,
} Long, Mrs. 7.
Landwehr, George d.
Lowndes, jr., Lloyd
LAWN e. Co.,
Little d Sons, S. T.
Lynn, David
Homecoming Exchange
Homecoming Rey;ew,
Lochicl Lumber Co..
Bloomington,
Maryland Coal Co.,
MilIholland, j. 4 tres
Marean, +.
Mckaig's Foundry,
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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-09-26
MISCELLANY.
FOOD FOE THOUGHT.

that we can afford to lose. q, Q
Troubles spring from idleness, and
grievous tolls from needless ease.
Flowers sweeten the air, rejoice the
eye, link us with nature and innocence,
and are something to love.
1t is impossible for that man to de-
spair who remembers that his helper
is omnlpotent.
We should never wed an opinion for
better or worse; what we take upon
good grounds we should lay down up
on better.
Base all your actions upon a princi-
pie Of right; preserve your integrity of
character, and in doing this never
reckon on the cost.
Good is slow; it climbs. Evil is
swift; it descends. Why should we
marvel that the latter makes great
progress in short time9
Let an independent thinker show a
fearless fidelity to his convictions, and
the shafts of bigotry and envy fall
helpless and harmless at his feet.
1t is with boys as with trees in a
storm, a question of root and COM
pact fibre; and warm Christian homes
are Gods manufactures of personal
root and fibre. Infdelity in the world
will not break down the boy whom
wise and tender Christian faith in the
home has brought up.
1t is not merely a common, but a
dangerous error to persuade ones self
that certain attainments in piety in
sure salvation and need not be over
passed. Whereas in reality there is
no point where it is not perilous to
halt. We can only escape falling by
climbing continually higher.
He GoT.-"I don't want any of your
miserable vermin POWDER" growled
the lady of the house to a pedler, cts
no earthly good"
"Why, madam" he expostulated in
surprise, cts the very best in the
market, and you are the first I have
heard complain of it."
81 know better"
"Did you ever try it 7"
"Of course"
"Well, it wasn't this 'Don't-die-in-
the-house,' brand, was it ~
'"That's the very kind it was.
gave dose of it to an onery drunken
husband l had, and he not only
died in the house, but it cost me half
his life insurance to save my neck from
the gallows. Get out with your stuff,
or I'll throw hot water on you"
The EFFECT SOMEWHAT MARRIED. -
When Vestryman Green bowed his
head to read the responses of the lit
any last Sunday he was very drowsy
indeed, and he had repeated, "Lord
have mercy upon US miserable sinners"
but three times when he fell fast
asleep. His wife nudged him with her
parasol without success.
When the minister reached, "And
now, seventeenthly, my beloved
BRETHREN" Vestryman Green awoke,
being unconscious of the lapse of
time, responded in a sonorous and fer
vent voice:
"Lord: have mercy upon us, miser-
able Sinners"
"PA," said little Johnny Fizzletop,
81 want to ask you question:"
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