New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-09

have finger taken of by bullet 40 that Ia co,a -
Nome An An. officer came up behind bin and
charge IN he hanged" He said afterssrd that he
More than 3c0o women are employed on the Austrian
rail~a as ticket agents.
II is question whether the -four barrel or the nr,,
bonnet mas The call In household discussions Iauy
8. b. =, while TO casual onlooker tho r. b. wouLi
seem to be OF greater importance. II Just after tae
sootbed and peaceful frame of mind.
oh. Job, did you that deIigbtfnl new bonnet OF
Like thstr' exclaimed Mr.. Shuttle That LAY Why.
it's the worst phsntasy IN ro.es eyer saw"
pete symphony Ia hagronions tones an effect that Is
perfectly 'e e and ~ have ~ 81, one NE Z q have 70
next loaf OF bread. "-lHartford Post.
Rumor has 1t that Mr.. Hendricks Is considerlngrths
proprety of having a new plate engraved fol. printing
his visiting cards In the name OF Jefersonian sui-
pcity whoever he ISL protest against such extraya-
gance Through several Administrations the same
plate has been used for printing the yieePresdeutal
cards there being 1t not the OF tue occapy-
Ing that Office, but simply the words The yce-Pscsi-
dent" Why. plate will cost at least 81 so! What
prodigaty
good story is told Of the Rev. DR.. Bartol enacng tho
role OF an ancient fisherman the Manchester coast
and selling mess d-h from his dory for 10 TO
smart Boston yachtsTa VINO WAS entirely
Saturday Evening Gazette
Old job a very patient man,
And bore affctiOn deep,
He lost his horses by the span,
But 1t failed to make hin weep
And then the hand OF sickness came,
Which smote him right and left;
But patient job. they say was game,
Though heavily bereft.
When monstrous bolls came by the score
And made his life hell.
He never grunted once, but b0ro
His great misfortunes we'll
But II old Job were now below
And herted vita the "outs,"
I'll bet his earnest no vi would 90
Up with the other shOnts.
I'm. W. Dee in The oregoniat
Ex-Governor Waller, consul-General at Londsa,
is quietly reminded by the Democratic papers OF Con-
neccut that OF the sacred duties Consul
General at London is to lend 80 Americans who
strapped" But fear the genial Tom viii De
like the smuggers he will try escape duties OF this
kind.
"say, Bob you're out with Miss Parsons. aius
youp
What happened T.
She's experimenting too lavishy."
EXpeIimentingi What at r.
Trying to cure ireekes by eating iee-cream."
"Weli why ougu you g.
"Oh, don't. provided It's &C some other fellows
pense IL WIS cosng inc dollar and half freckc."
-IPaladelphia Call.
More evidences Of Democratic ascendancy. souess
railroad corporation in Maine ordered its conductors
brass buttons.
An Arkansas Democratic editor has shot and killed
postmaster. some must be adopted 10 mako
vacancies for Democratic Oceseekers but IL strikes US
that the Arkapsas eliiOrs plan little too impusiye
and calculated 10 create unfayOrble comment, in
his own party. NOrristown Herald.
The of the Army OF the Potomac the heroes
Of Gettysburg TO have been disappointed when
President Cleveland declined TO few words to them
at their the old battle ground on Monday.
Did they forget that Private Secretary had been
III from oyerwork and malaria DIR. Cleveland is NOT
given oratory when his private secretary Is not able to
assist him.
Russia" Well, what is your answer Do you intend
| to fight T.
| England" What do Won propose TO do. anyhow y
Russia We intend 10 take possession of PenJdch'
England" Well IL You will knock the out OF It's name
| all Will be forgiven. ~ Philadelphia Call.
e saw yon noidng in church this morning." Crimson
beak got fired him between the courses at Sundays
dinner. We'll suppose you did" reDlied he IL was
while the collection being taken. TOO. continued tho
| wife. And what you doing T. was giving
my mite. Icontributed penny" Well, isu't nod
as good rs assent any day r. Mrs Crmsonbeak caused
the pickles and everything sharpbut Crimsonbeak-to
be removed from the table, Yonkers Statesman.