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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

RocHEsTER. june !, 1882 eren
Ieam ago was attacked with IL Gcst
intense and deathly pains ia my back end
Extending to the end of my toes and
20 nay hraini
(which made ne deIriousi
From Ggonyllls
at took three men 30 hold me on my
bed at timesl
''Tbe Doctors tried in vain to relieve
me, but 20 no purpose.
'A0Tphine and other opiGteI
"Had no efectl
"After two months I was given up 70
diellll
heard q neighbor tell what Hop Bitterl
had done for her, she at once ROt and
and gave me some. The first dose eased
my brain and seemed 60 60 hunting
through my system for the pain.
The second dose eazed me 50 much that Elept
two hours, something had NOS done toE tsle
veil and q work &c hard as any man could toE
over three weeks; but I worked TOO hard Tor my
with Inc most acute and painful rheumatism lu
through my system that ever was Known
Il called The doctors again. and atseE several
weeks they lets me cripple on eEutS1e4 Lor NE
a they said. met friend ana told him my
case ana De said Hop BltgeIs hl-4 cured MIN ana
would cure me. pooheG e hlnii but he was 90
earnest was induced % use them again.
IN less t4l4 A9uE 49, "a, -5 7toW -Htss-s ~
erutChes ana went 20 WOTE ugllAg 9lQ kept on
using the bitteEs for I'VE weeks uniil became Is
wen as any man living and have been 50 Tor stG
yeaEE SINGS.
1t has also cured my wife, who had
been sick for years; and has kept her
and my children well and healthy with
from two to three bottles per year. There
Is no need to be sick at all if these Bit
tars are used. J. J. BERK, EL-Super-
visor.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
IN HIS WAY.

Merchant Traveller.
Phlit and Charlie were nice young fell
lows, and both were sweet on the same
girl, with Charley about a length ahead;
and Phlit was making some remarks
about him.
"Why," said a mutual friend, Charlie
is a mighty nice fellow, in his way, al
WAYS thought"
81 know it, replied Phlit. 81 have no
objections to him, In his way; its when
he getsin my way, that don't think he
is so awful darn NICE" and Phlit sighed
WearilY.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

"Did, chi Well, we can take him for
damages, and you are sure Of your case,
How many head and what shall We put
the damages at2"
"Well, you see, ] got mad about 1t and
turned my hogs into his 'tater patch"
"AWI Can he prove it?"
20, i owned it right up, and we agreed
TO call matters square"
"Umphl Perhaps. however we can
make out that you were temporarily IN
sane and not in condition to make bar
gains"
90, it isn't that, sir. Three days ago
one Of my horses was killed"
Exactly"
"The beast ran against my neighbor's
baTbed wire fence"
81 see. The fence was q dangerous
obstruction. Your horse was in the
highway"
'No, sir. he was in my neighbor's field
and tried to jump out"
"Uml"
"Can you take the case and make any
thing of it2"
"H-a-r-d-I-y. Hold onl I wOn'tagree
to secure you any damages for your
horse, but I'll fix It so he can't collect
anything for his fence. That leaves you
with a horse-hide worth 81 and the
proud consciousness of having stood up
for your rights like an American"
The farmer laid down S. bill and the
lawyer was retained.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Hartford Times.
One hundred years ago there were six
thousand residents in st. Mary's City
Nd. To-day there are two houses here.
One IS an Episcopal church, and the
other Is q prosperous female academy
St. Mary's City is in st. Msry's county,
in the southern part of the state it is
pleasantly situated on the st. Mary
river, a branch of the Potomac. Last
summer st. Maryss City celebrated It's
$50 anniversary. it is Is ct st. Mary s
City that Lord Baltimore and his party
landed when he settled Maryland. To-
day there IS but one family residing here.
During the school season there are about
fifty young ladies here. There are but
few signs Of the locality. Here and there,
there are yet to be seen traces Of the
foundation walls of the little city that
was; but even these are about Obiltera-
ted. at this place was built the first
state house in Maryland. Years after
ward Annapolis was made the capital.
The outlines Of the old state house are
still visible. Many Of the imported
bricks, which came from England, were
used in the construction of the church
that was built many years after the cap
tai was changed to Annapolis Others
were were used In building theaCademy.
Imported bricks were used in the con-
gtruction Of many Of the original houses
in this country. They are about one
third longer, a half inch wider, and a
half inch thicker than the modern-made
brick. They aIe also much harder, and
have more the appearance of stone than
brick which the red clay Is now in use.
The mulberry tree under which Lord
Baltimore offered prayer upon his ar
rival, 251 years ago, still stands, though
a great many branches have been cut
of, from time to time, to be worked up
in canes and other relics, so dear to
Marylandrs, as well as to some others.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
THE MULE AND THE SHALL ROY.

A small boy once met a mule, and,
looking the animal full In the face, re-
marked:
'My dear friend, if you knew what Il
VillainOus cOuntenance you have Pm
sure you would 90 and hang youself to a
lamp post"
"AIy precious infant" responded the
mule, At never plume myself on the
beauty or configuration ofmy visage; but
if you should once gaze upon the dreamy
and Madonna-like loneliness Of my hind
legs you would throw up your little
hands in wonder and admiration"
AS soon as the small boy heard this he
walked around behind the mule, when
the animal, letting drive with both teet,
kicked b m fifteen yards through the at
mOsphere and laL ded him head foremost
In a barrel of ashes.
Moral: This fable teaches that the
most dangerous man is the one who
hides his resentment.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
A POSTAL REFORM RECONSTRUCTED.

Hartford tCOn-) Post.
They were enugly ensconced before
the first CRATE fire of the season, safe
from the chilling frosts of these nights.
"HOw nice it viii be when the new 10
cent. immediate delivery goes into eff
feet, said he, as the conversation lag
ged. eyes, I suppose sc" replied she,
with a smile. Because then, you know,
I can write you letter and you viii get
it at once" ooh, is that all? didn't
know but it was a new idea to send ice
cream around before it melts." Such in
tense practiCality had its reward. He
proposed some other girl the next
evening.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

What We Learn with pleasure We never
forget. Alfred MERCER. The following
is 8 case in point: SCI paid out hundreds Of
dollars without receiving any benefit, 4"
ssys Mrs. Emily Rhoades, Of McBridas,
Mich. 81 had female complaints, especi-
ally 'dragging-doW for over SIX years.
Dr.. r. Y. PisFcs's -EaVOrite Prescription
did me more good than any medicine I
ever took. I advise every sick lady 70 take
it, And So do we. It never disappoints
its patrons. Druggists sell it.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Every woman Who suffers from Sick
Headache, and who 5is,ilEe8 20 take bitter
doses should Try CaFtsr,s Little Liver Pills
they axe the easiest Of all medicines 20
take. a positive cure foE the shove dis
EEe1alng 'eomplaint; gives prompt relief Ia
Dyspepsia and Indigestion; prevent and
cure constipation and Piles. AS easy %
take as sugar. Only one pill dose. 20 In
vial Price % cents. If yOu tEy them
you wiz not BE- without than.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
Prosscute the swIndlarsi /

If when you call for Hop BItteEs the druggist
hands out anything but Hop BitieTs" with q
green cluster Of Hops On white label, shuu that
druggist as you would viper; and If he has tax
en- your money Tor bogus stun, 1ndict him for
the fraud and sue him for damages for the swim
de and we VIII reward you literally foT the
conviction.
See 10. S. Court Injunction against C. d, Warner,
Reading Mich, and all the statesmen, agents,
druggists, and other imitatoEs.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

91OO,OOO,OOO IN THE BRITISH Court OF
CHANCERYl-A large part of this vast sum
belongs to the people Of America. Cox 81
o., Al, Southampton Buildings. HOlbOrn,
London, England, have just published a
LIST of the heirs to this enormous wealth.
Reader send a dollar and they will forward
you this valuable LIST; and if YOU find by
It that you are entitled to any money or
property, claim your own. Cox & Co. VIII
show you the way.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

PAIN AND DREAD attend the use Of most
Catarrh remedies. Liquids and snuhs are
unpleasant as well as dangerous. Ely's
Cream Balm is safe, pleasant, easily applied
with the finger, and q sure cure. Ig cleanses
the nasal passages, and heals the iufamed
membrane, giving relief from the first appl-
cation. 90 cents at druggists, go cents by
mail. Ely Bros, OsWego, n. Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
straneer man Fiction

are the records Of some of the cures Of con-
sumption effected by that most wonderful
remedy-Dr. PierCe'B Golden Medical
Discovery" Thousands Of grateful men
most from the very jaws of death, can tes-
tify that consumption, in its early stages,
is no longer inCUrsble. The discovery has
no equal as q peCtorsl and alternative and
the most obstinate affection of the throat
and lungs yield to its power. All drug
pigts
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
HR WAS RETAINED.

81 have had trouble with one Of my
neighbors," said a farmer yesterday after
he had climbed three fights Of stairs to
interview a GrisWold street lawyer.
'sExactly, sir. Z supposei it is your mis-
fortune to live neighbOr to q mean
man"
pHis cattle got into my field last
spring"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
EvERYPopY HELPEp -.

There's always something funny
about a railroad accident" said south
ern railroad man. 'PeOple who are not
hurt invariably make ridiculous those
that are by injudicious attentions to
them. In a smash-up that once occurred
q fall from my car slightly stunned me.
Somebody gave me an Opiate, and then
everybody else made me take drink Of
whisky. The result was L soon became
QloriousIy drunk"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Burlingame Chronicle: Mr.. @. NJ
Sheldon has sold his handsome Cleve-
land Bay stallion to Burlingame joint
stock company. The price realized was
$4,000. This is one of the finest horses
in the west.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
THE HARE AND THE TORTOISE.

Life
A hare and a tortoise once decided to
have q foot-race Marquis of Queensberry
rules) to decide a dispute as to their
comparative personal beauty. AS they
started on in the race the hare took the
lead without trouble, and soon left the
tortoise out of sight. Feeling certain of
victory, he remarked to himself, 81 be-
lieVe I'll lie down and sleep of last
nights headache; I'll wake up before
the tortoise comes in sight" With these
words the hare lay down on the grass
and was snoring like q fat judge. Pretty
soon the tortoise came up, and finding
the hare asleep in the road thought that
he could pass without waking him and
win the race. The tortoise was so de-
lighted at the prospects of winning that
he began singing In a loud voice as he
passed the sleeping hare:
Trampl trampl trampl-the boys are M arch1ngl
Cheer up. comrades we VIII come, elo.s etc.
The loud noise Wakened the hare, and
he sprang quickly to his feet and Wone
the rare with ease.
Moral: Don't hurrah over your plurality
before the returns come IN.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

No greater nuisance could be found,
Than old man Brown; the country
round,
All thought he'd leave these earthly scenes,
Till some one gave him Smiths Bile
Beans.
They stirred his liver, removed the bile
Now all the old man does is smiles
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

I HAVE had oatarrn IA head and nostrils
for ten years so bad that there was great
sores in my nose, and one place was eaten
through. I got Ely's Cream Balm. Two
bottles did the work, but am still using it.
Ny nose and head is well. feel like an
other man. Chas. s. McMillen. Sibley,
Jackson county, Mo.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
Il - - MRANs BUsIEEss.

Kew York sun.
"Were going to move again" said the
boy to the grocer on the corner.
'No, you're not. When I called with
the bill your father said he was going to
stay all winter"
swell, We amt. Mas throwing es
and sweeping down cellar, and that
means businees every time"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Have tried Tongaline in the case Of q
yOuRg lady who was suffering with an
acute attack of rhumatiC fever; after
four ounces Of TOngaline she recovered.
I believe TOngaline merits all that has
been said in its favor. B. A. Guyton, ST.,
M, D. Sioux CITY, Iowa.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
PHUNNY PARAGRAPHS.
ALroaErHER uNPREPARED

Texas siftings-
1t was laundering dreadfully. Col.
Yerger took up his hat to leave the
hOuFe.
Don't 60, colonel, I am afraid TO stay
here, said his wife.
sI am scared too. want TO get to a
saloon as soon as possible. Why don't
you keep whisky in the house for just
such an emergency2"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

'AIy son, why is it that you are always
behind hand with your studies?" BE
cause, if were not behind hand with
them I could not pursue them"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
ssRoueh on Piles %

Cures Piles or Hemorrhoids, Itching
PrOruding, Bleeding, Internal or other
Internal and External Remedy in each
package. Sure cure, SOC. Druggists.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Henry Karat went to sleep on a door
step in New York and was robbed Of his
''turnip." Henry says the policeman was
not on his beet"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

It rains upon the just and the unjust
alike;but the unjust are generally prOVid-
ed with borrowed umbrellas, which they
do not return.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

A Georgia printer who suffered with
dyspepsia claims to have been cured by
eating the ashes Of pine wood. Wen
bet that's g lYe.-Delroit Erss Pres.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

A diamond merchant may speak o.
his goods being of the purest water, but
the milkmRn may not.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

-"Ohl I didn't know that bologna
sausages crew. cried a little fresh an
girl riding past a cat-tal swamp at
Pittsford, M. Y.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
BFTvEERS.

u you wish a certain cure Tor all BLOOD
diseases. Nothing Wes ever invented that win
cleanse the Blood and purify the System equal
60 Hops and MALT HGEeeEss u tones
uP ths 8WEGeEzzs puts new BLOOD Ga your
Vslmgs restores your loss appetite and
Sleep and brings you perfect health 10
never falls TO give relief Ia all cases OF Kidney
or Liver Troubles E9tALousnesGs AmG1-
ge8GAGms Constipation Sick Headaches, Dysa
psp8EGs Nervous disorders, and all Female
Complaints when properly taken it IS g sure
cure. 4houaandg have been benefited by IS
IA this and other Western States. At g the best
Combination OK Vegetable remedies IS yet
discovered for the restoration to health OF the
" eaE and LBebAlfElGels Do not get ELopg
and MAJ III L81GGeEB ConroundeG with lnfe-
EioE preparations Of similar name. / prescribe
Hops q Malt Bit5erG regularly in my practice
by ali druggists
HOPS & RALI RTIERS Co nmnE CO..
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

For weak lungs, splitting of blood, short
ness Of breath, consumption, night sWests,
and all lingering coughs, DR.. Pieree's "E9ol-
den Medical Discovery is a sovereign REM
edy. Superior to cod liver oil. By drug
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

''That poor invalid wife, Sister, Moth
or.
DOR dsughterl!Il
"Can be made the picture Of health
with few bottles of Hop Bittersl
VIZ goa lst them stl65T!ilF'
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

FROM Col. O. Il. MACKEY, S2ED iowa IN
FAETRY; I have now been using Ely'5 Cream
Balm for three months, and am experience
ing no trouble from cOtarrh, whatever.
have been 3 sufferer for twenty years. o.
ii. MaCksy, Sigourney, Iowa.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Boy of the period interrupting where
Goliath defiantly dares David to fray:
o, ship all that, ma; he's only BLOWN; I
want to know who licked.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

BURNS and Scalds are instantly rendered
painless, and invariably cured without scar, BY
the use of CarbolisaIve, the great skin remedy.
. and 90 cents, at Druggists or by mail Cole .
Co, Black River Falls VIA
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Save time and money 5y using Stswayt's Heal
ing PoWdsy for cuts and sores on annals. Sold
syeygUheys. IS and 90 cts. a box Tyy Il
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

The western cowboy discourages
science. One arizona specimen shot
another, lately for calling him a blanked
miCrObe.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

A Kingman county stock raiser has
g ght days old, that weighs 385 pounds.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
ssRourh On Itch :.

Rough on Itoh'' cures humors, erup.
lions, rlngWOrm, letter, salt rheum, frosted
feet, OhilbIains.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10
Pretty Women.

Ladies who would retain freshness and
vivacity, don't fail to try Wells ''HealJh
Remover"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

A farmer in Sedgwick county has lost
his entire herd Of seventy hogs from
cholera.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

The scientists are divided in opinion
as to whether the just vanished season
was a very cool summer or a rather
warm winter.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

Cows are selling extremely low just
now in all parts of the state.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

The topper demonstrates the motto that
there is always rum at the top"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

When Baby was sick, NO gave her Castoria,
When shs was = Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Mas, she chung to CastOria,
When 6he had Children, she gave them Castoziz
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

RocHEsIEB, June i, 1882 a1eu
YeaEg ago was attacked with tE5 Elcst
intense ana deathly pains ga my back and
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-10

FrlnelBal Omss. eal HalR St.. LOUISVILLE y.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1885-09-12
Jasa GrRnde District.

This renowned district Is fast becom- ing popular as its metal merits are be- Ing conspicuously brought to the front. This district extends southvard from Casa Grande and consists principally of ranges of low, picturesque and disioint- ed hIlls and mountains. In some places masSIve and perm snent, III others erup- tive, volcanic and mOund-like, but in very few instances of high altitude. This peculiar looking country has the redeeming feature of being easy of ac- cess, wagons being driven dIrect- ly to the dumps. 1t Is thoroughly i'm pregnated with silver, of those miners and prospectors who have tsrried in the these hills and worked in some cf its best mines proclaim il the richest metal country they have come m con- tact with for years. The Silver headed Nekol snowy with her silver age, systematic in her workings, enor- mons inIproduct, never failing in her rem erative yield for the past four years, tbe Queenite of the hills arrsyed In Rl the paraphernalia of her own vast inherit age. The Jupiter snd Exchange Mines now developing in business like man. ner with extensive ore bodies and smelter returns. The Jack Rabbit and others who have shipments to their credit go to establish correct slibi as to its permanency, and demonstrate the right of its claim for the establishment Of mills and smelters st Casa Grsnde. The outlook for the establishment of of such institutions at Casa Grande Is not not favorableb ut isdevelopinG into a raality-The Voice.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1885-09-12
New Business Block.

Mir. Chas. R. Drake has shown him. self to be not only very enterprising citizen, but gentleman of keen busi- ness qualifications and sagHcity, with unswerving faith in the future growth and importance of Tucson. An evidence of this faith IS the handsome store now occupied by Jos. Sresovieh, which NIT. Drake recently built, and the new block he will at once build at the corner of Congress street and Stone Rvenne. This will comprise two more stores and add much to rhe general appearance ot that portion of the city. The general feat ures of the new block will correspond with tue store occupied by Mir. Sreso- vich.
 When completed, the room Tt the corner of Stone avenue will bs occupied by Richard Sander, with his Cabinet saloon that k now located Tn the pres ent building on the corner, and the next room will be used as a meat market by Messrs. Pusch < Zsllweger, who have agaIn entered into a partnership.
 In the face of the alleged dull times these permanent and valuable improve ments are significant and indicate re- turn of business activity and growth.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1885-09-12
Mine vs TnMnsife.

At the opening of the county court yesterday morning, Judge Berry con- tinued his argument for plaintiff Tn the case of FOrdyce Roper vs. Wong Lee Ong, ID ejectment. At the conclusion Of the argument by plaintiffs counsel, Colonel Herring for the defense, inform ed the court that the argument and Ru- thorities produced by the plaintiff, par ticularly the decision of the supreme court of Montana, as to the sovereignty of mineral patents, were so conclusive and go thoroughly m accord with his own views as to what the law was, or be thought it should be, that he would not contest the point. He, however, set up the plea that Tn the case at bar, the plaintiff could not recover, as he was barred by the statute of Limitations, hay ing made no effort to recover possession for a period greater than five years, and askedspermission of the court to file a brief upon this point, which WAS grant ed. The question of mine vs. town site" ss will be seen above, has again been decided in favor of the mining title. On the question of 'statute of limitations" plaintiffs counsel claims that the authorities are almost unsnl' nous in the opinion that the date be gins with the patent. Judge Street took the matter under advlsement, stat ing that he would render a decision on Saturday morning 1ext.-Record-Epi taph.