Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1885-10-15
CURRENT TOPICS.

NISE-INcH water dogs sometimes gush
out of Chicago's hydrants.
LADY RANDOLPH CHURCHILL 10 said 20
disapprove of woman suffrage.
THIRTY American girls are teaching nor
NAL schools in the Argentine Republic.
ARTIFICIAL honey is made with a ma
chine invented by Wisconsin woman.
AN incandescent lamp that requires NO
vacuum has been patented in Germany.
1T isl rumoredIthat Princess Kung, of
China, has been converted TO Christianity.
CALIFORNIA is selling grapes by the
wagon load at less than the cost of hay or
wood. -.
CowPENs, GA, has three brides, aged
respectively thirteen, fourteen and fifteen
years.
THREE thousand women are connected
with the different trades unions of Phils.
delphia.
FARMERS in Fayette County, Pa, are
Offering to give away all the apples anyone
will take.
WELL diggers in Dakota hunt for ant
hills. The wise insects always locate over
q vein of water.
THE Postmaster General has decided
that there shall be no special postal deliv-
cries on Sundays.
AN exchange asks: If toabcco is an
evil, why does Providence permit such
humping big cropsf
EDGAR FIRE THUNDER is the lurid name
OF a young Indian blacksmith who is 70 be
sent out from Carlisle.
BURLINGTON COUNTY, ". j.. is exercised
over an alleged headless ghost seen at the
roadside near Ellisdale.
BELvA LOCKWOOD is said TO have cleared
S2,OOO from her lecturing tour since she
wasn't elected President.
Ii is officially denied that Germany and
spain have reached an agreement concern
ing the Caroline Islands.
IA PHILADELPHIA halter claims tbat the
heads of Americans are gradually but
surely decreasing in size.
IT is said that pretty woman marrles .
homely man simply TO give her own beauty
the benefit of the contrast.
The spire of the Cathedral on Fifth Av.
enue, New York, is TO be carried up 70
three hundred and fifty feet.
THERE is an increased demand at the
treasury for small currency, which is in
terpreted as n sign of business revival.
MONTANA half-breed who began stock
raising with two or three head of cattle n
$4,000. io'
THE oldest living member OF the Yer.
mont> Legislature is Eli Chamberlain %
Albany, "a years old. He served in the ses-
sion of 1922
INQUIRIES are being made by Congress.
slohal committee regarding a statue Of La.
tayette to be placed in Washington at a
cost of $4,000.
OUR Signal Service costs 81 200. 900
year, and that Of Great Britain. with ful.
~ as many stations and fully as efficient
costs only $4,000.
The grand jury reported no indictments
against the sixteen persons in custody
charged with killing Chinese at Rock
Springs, Wyoming.
1T IS said that forty five millions Of eggs
are consumed every day in the United
states. New York City alone consumes
100000 900 annually.
1T is claimed that the cultivation of c,r,,
Is bound 70 be n great industry in time
more meat can be produced with an acre of
water than five acres OF land
a NEw YoRK paper seriously doul,ts II n
pretty woman can be convicted OF ,nnrder
IN the courts Of that city, no matter how
strong the evidence against her.
The Austrian Government has invitad IN.
nations 20 send delegates 20 conference
TO he held In Vienna, at the end Of October.
to establish a standard musical pitch.
ANERIcANs Of means and who are am
bilious are notified that several old psi,c,s
are for sale in Italy. Their impecuuious
owners have no further use for them.
a FRENCH musician he's succeeded in
making piano from musical stones Tho
hints are suspended by wires from d bo,r5
ana are played upon by two other aints.
The growing Of the sunHower for it.
seed to feed is rapidly increasins ia r,,,,.
sections Of the country. Sungower so.4
- said 70 be one Of the very best poultry
feeds.
NV new Pennsv vivalin marriava las,
ievies tax on bridegroofns. and coc,rsi.
them 70 answer under oath about tyyspt,
questions as 20 themselves aud iniends3
brides.
THERE is young lady in Oraueebury
~ Ct who runs farm and makes from
tnlrty 70 forty bales of cotton n year. ho
Aaes other crops She doesn't want %
marry. 10
SoLDsNirH MAID. the famous frott.r
Which dled recently earned during her
Hietme Of twenty eight and one-fhird
years nearly quarter Of a million of doI.
lars, 10 is stated
fAPER is made in France from hon vine.
and u is claimed that the fiber secured h
tne best substitute for rags vet obtained
as t possesses great length. strength. asr.
Utility and delicacy.
IHE President has received an eiegs,,
IIamea photograph Of Prince Bismarrk
was present from Prince Bismarot
himself and bore his personal aufogrspb
~ VIII be hung in the President's cham.
ber.
buDpENacE, the New York t,iId,, 80
mud d-mortar infamy, found the v,lls ~ ,ns
oInbs prison of pretty sound constrpctil,,
"Hu succeeded iu digging out onlv fe,s
days ago through the aid OF satisfoc,or,
houdsmen.
IHE harp used hy Tom Moore g. o.,.,,
~ George W Chlds, proprietor M tl.e
Philadelphia Ledger, into whose nosse,ss,,'
it came by boquest.
Tar increasing masculinitv Of F,.ii.,
sfis y topic for many London esso,.,.,s
ln aress, talk and manners 10 is tho f..t
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