New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-11-15
THE TALK or me DAY.

THE TALK or me Day
A prominent Mugwump in speaking Of the spoils
system the other day. gave utIerance TO the following
startling stateIrent: ed" Tnls evil has now ASSUMED
Gigantic proportions thanks Reform President
it will be niPped M tue bud
ore nj tle most important effects OF the New York
result Will be- . ON toe Administration OF President
Cleveland. rhe 1Ly against Wuich 80 has battied 10.
tue House. will return to TIE assault
alta renewed courage. Tue enemies OF 1Ie'eianu-
slrugco party Will be tue most interesting
feature Of the cOning year. i Waterbury Ahericau
Mr. Manuel Caballero. the well known journIis has
gone win his family to New YORK %nero Ie , a..
excursion TO the United Siates-iIwo Kepuohos' vi! VI
MSatcO
The pot metal pictures that appear in some papers
nowadays are little better than daurs Of Ink thrown at
IN! stcry.
lie fingered on the doorstep,
Anu dressed her little hand,
And with tender fefNor
Her IONoy ,ice hc scanned
A ~ words uc iLIr cured,
And thea hr took to flight
But not before sine badr hun
Return om1rrOw night.
She Watcbrd hr vauisbeu,
Aud lave sigh forloTn;
Thru thought with JOY eCstatlc,
I'm glad the fooI is gone ~
When Dean stanley was a guest OF Cyrus W. Field
seven year ago. he baptized grandchd OF Mt Field
few days ago ArchdcacoD Frrdr also baptized one OF
Mir. Fields grandchildren
man carving cross cut saw and a broad called
At tie OF Nrw-Notk daily paper. feE days ago;
aud applied iOr position on ia" artistic sian nc s'u
war. rxuerencc In chOppng wood. and lie thought ne
could hack out ilustra tons for tho paper which
would be marked Improvement over those II had
recently Iuhli-nrd. As strange rs may appear. he
wa. moi engaged. NOrrislOwn Herald
They are playing Macbeth" rs Italian opera San
francisco.
Dakota remaining quarter section of paradise
In tLs %ts,Srh t, MTIT m an o u" en "f Uoat, While
the other roasting IN the nre. We hntch our own
Wild geese. OF such dimensions q at Eastern ana
southern teudertcet liable TO mistake Them Tor
ngd hppopoam on lakes Of nGyerilcenns rose rose,
which we mil with steam dorricks aud 800 horse
power engines. r,disbes aud beets aud make COW
sirds and circus tents OF our turnip rnd'. We put
rockers under orr rmpty pci ,Ods ami use them Tor
cialles.-l Colonel Pat Dohan.
Jay Gould has directed the Mayor of Galveston TO
draw ON him at sight for $1,000 To relieve the needy suI
fcrer- from Fridays lire. The NeiclOrk Times should
not neglect this opportunity TO dcnounce Gould as
gambler and thief
wEsrwARD-uO!
=" I'm gong BiSmurk sir she said,
"A town far away IN Dakota
May go With you. my pretty maidl"
9" I'm told. for the feminine Quuta
4" And what will You do there. my pretty maidl"
"Oh, that was settled long since, sir, she said;
L shall marry IL wealthy young farmer"
..Ihere's a couple OF thousand behind me-" she SAID,
" But | am the charmingest charmer."
"Oh. why don't you marry here. my. pretty madi"
cause no ono has asked me TO- SIR she SAID
And an couple and twenty
But why do you hurry so. my pretty maid !"
Ills a race for D man, You know. sir, she said.
"And must gct there while they're plenty" a
columbus Dispatch.
We need here the Influences the elevatng. stimulating
influences OF great university. OF one e IKE johns
possible. say soino VAN WISH an imlpiacucaole
purpose. Not nj all; city Ike Louisville can lave
such "A university il hor people deem 1t worth having.
Not not next year. not ten years perhaps bat
rich meu are few with us Men fairly well on many.
IL is the many who will establish Louisville University
is established ~ all and VIII ee all the better
Tor this fact Louisville Courier-Journa-
There is Utah subterranean reservoir of rs-class
soda water. with plenty of sticks floating in it.
Tho sweet by-and-by is coming right along The
tree recently discovered Ia The forests OF Central
India hears blossoms which Yield half their weight In
pure sugar simgle tree bears thousand pounds Of
when the dowutrOddon and oppressed O every CLINE will
be able to eat cake three times a day-lspringhed
Union.
The officers and men of the United States man war
Enterprise now in Melbourne. Australia art having
glorious time They daily inundated with invitations
OF all kinds and they don't do anything but eat drink
and merry. Among other things each officer has been
presented with free pass all the railroads OF the
Anupodes, good for every day Of their soJourn
sEAsUNABLE RHYMES
Let Winter Come.
Lot gloomy winter when IL viii begin.
Aud biting Boreas blow his hitter blast;
The plants are safely housed, the coal Is In,
Tho stove Is ul tho listers out ~ last
so Far GOOD.
Gay CorydOn longer Phyllis courts,
In scented lane or toliaceous wood;
He to tho pleasant parlOr now resorts,
And there arriving says, " Sofa so good"
= Boston Courier.
The reported killing OF twenty bison by party OF
Eurlishuen In the Yellowstone National Park will give
paln 20 naturasts. There are less than 400 OF these
II bic animals on the plains and the construction
OF the great Western railroads they rapidly becom
Ing extinct protection should be afforded tho re-
naming few will prevent that misfortune
The atheticsm OF these time is not always conducive
To the smooth running OF the household.
" | must hurry home" said Mrs. DE Peyster to Mrs.
De Joghns the other morning. Reginald has been
riding his bicycle again"
Indeed and did he break record 7"
"Oh, but lac broke bis other leg He has only ono
whole limb aud that Is the middle finger on hs lett
hand Hartford Post