New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-08
The TALK OF THE DAY.

The Presbytery OF San Francisco has organized q
Presbyterian Church, whose members consist entirely Of
Japanese Christians resident in the city The names Of
the elders Jusaburo Morita and Kokchro Mtani
Benz Perley POore claims to have shaken hands with
seventeen Presidents OF the United states. This Sc
odce-seeRers living who truhfully say that they
have been shaken by seventeen Presidents OF inc
United states. -Norristown Herald
It's said that 955 farms in Iowa owned by women,
and that twenty dairy farms are managed by women
There are l25 women physicians and five womer
attorneys -at-law in the State.
slip, yell, a slde an oath.
And down the stairs he came "kerfop"
He struck the mop and buster both,
Aud then stepped IN a pail o! STOP -,
The Missouri Oace-seekers wildly excited by
rumor that chronic candidate for post office IN fhss
State has been rejected because lie spells the Of
the Deity with small z.
Hillard wech negro living In Leary, Is properly
speaking, an independent negro-n blackberry On
the blackberry crop begins to rpen. Hlard
exclusively berries and fruit during the time they
SAYS lie proposes to take full advantage Of the blackberry
crop long they hold out When the fruit AMI berry
season Is over Hlatd accepts the alternative OF work
and vigorously pushes jackpane the balance OF the
year. He believes In letting each day provide for ITSELF
-lLeary ga Courier.
baseball player says that the present Democrats
Administration has been playing than three
WELL don't be unreasonable just look at the beautiful
fouls It has been making.
The story goes that tho Pc Z Whittier lent
volume of Plato to a nelghborng farmer and when the
book was returned asked Well friend how did thee
like Plator First-rate" said the farmer; see he's
got some of my idees."- Waterbury American.
Rich are the tints of the jacqueminots,
Lovely roses ALL
But give To me the sweet Wild rose
That blooms by the old stone WALL
SO the city belle neer compare,
II her charms to art are owing.
With the rustic maid whose beauties rare
-IBoston Courier
We notice recently depiorable absence OF
corning Attorney General GarlaDd's dress coat
A London paper names Chicago one o" the States
IN which Mr. Irvins success greatest" But II was
no greater in the Chicago than II was ia the
city of Pennsylvania He did very fair In the county
OF Boston, also. : Norristown heraio'
At Otao about twenty miles from suakim, stapis
huge boulder about one hundred feet high Advantage
il taken OF tho eminence Of this rock for posting
sentries; hence II is known the Tower Rock GA
the face OF this rock huge advertisement two hundred
and nfty feet square, letters OF four and half fes
high, indicates that certain brand OF soap Is ~
Orr fondest hopes are oft destroyed,
But why IN tears bewail our pllghtf
The trouble that Que can't avoid
Then do not walk the floor In
Because note Is overdue,
But let the man walk whom you owe
= Boston Courier.
Heebore will kill currant worms just it did befon
the version. Lowell Courier.
IL seems to be tho general impression that DR.. Guns
hasn't gone of much as yet
Elderly gentleman" Allow me, ladies'; this loud
talking during the performance is past all leailus;
Fraulein-" That's just what think you have aeI Sss,
at the top OF your yoce to make people h'
what you are saying lid Bits.
The French military authorities have tried feeding
horses on cocoanus and the result Is said 70 have Dee
very satisfactory
Economy will always paw;
The man who saves Is wisei
And those content with mish to-day
win one day eat mince pies PIES, co,,,o,
Nearly 70 900 women engaged.n giving musica
instruction In England
No, sohiIer in the Prussian army has died OF small
NOV sines 1879 Their immunity is thought be due
tbe strictness with which vaccination Is enforced.
A Democrat who Is waiting anxously for an onoe
sadly observed the other day that tho arctic glacier
vears, should be called the Cleveland Adminstraos
glacier. Boston Courier
Gan English clergyman In London recently made 10
following extraordinary announcement to his congress-
tons "There will be an amateur concert and BAN.
under distinguished patronage the ballet will DO dano
entirely by the children OF ladies!"
What is the difference between ascending pyrotecha
and u drunkard's mouth ono Is sky-rocket anu v
other Is ryesoeket-l Newman Independent.
man OF science has discovered that the cross OF
Andrew be genuine butter. through m0,s
scope. And the oeomargarine men are wohass.~
how that pesky cross got there Doubtless they W."
to invent machine which viii put st. Andrews of''
II bogus butter.
Secretary Endcott, it Is said, has book in pressc
advise him to keep 1t there.-lSt Louis Glooe-pe
1t appears that tho Mexioans complainsof the oSa
ners of many Americans VINO Walt that country go
Is probably some foundation for this complaint go
cans should initiate tho Mexicans. who, ~ " we'