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MISCELLANEOUS
Thousands fastened to Their Graves

Relying on testimonials written in
vivid glowing language of some MIRA
culous cures made by some largely
pulled up doctor or patent medicine
has fastened thousands to their graves
believing in their almost insane faith
that the same miracle will be performed
on them, and that these testimonials
make the cures, while the so-called
medicine is all the time Fastening them
to their graves. We have avoided pub
fishing testimonials. as they do not
make the cures, although we have
THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS
of them, of the most wonderful cures,
voluntarily sent US. 1t is our medicine
Hop Bitters, that makes the cures. 1t
has never tailed and never can. We
VIII give reference to any one for any
disease similar to their own if desired,
or will refer to any neighbor, as there is
not neighborhood in the known world
but can show its cures by Hop Bitters.
LOSING JOKE.
A prominent physician of Pittsburg said
her continued i'll health, aud of his INABILITY
to cure her, jokingly said: "Try Hop Bit
tiers y The lady took it in earnest and used
the Bitters, from which she obtained per.
AndLeut ued1 IT, one now laughs az the doc
tor for his joke, but he is not so well pleased
with 1t, as 1t cost him good patient.
FEES FOR DOCTORS.
The fee of doctors is an item that very
many persons are interested in. We
believe the schedule for visits is So.
which would tax a man confined to his
bed for year, and in need of daily
visit, over 81 900 year tor medical at
tendance alone! And one single bottle
of Hop Bitters taken in time would save
the 81 900 and all the years sickness.
LADY's WISH.
"Oh, how I wish my kin was as clear and
soft as yours" said lady to her friend
you can easily make it So" answered the
friend. "How?" inquired the first lady.
by using Hop Bitters that makes pure,
rich blood and blooming health. 1t did it
for me, as you observe"
GIVEN UP BY THE DOCTORS.
"Is it possible that Mr.. Godfrey is up
and at work, and cured by so simple
remedy?"
Il assure you it is true that he is en-
tirely cured, and with nothing but Hop
Bitters, and only ten days ago his doc
tors gave him up and said he must die,
from Kidney and Liver troubler"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-04-21

THE ATLANTIC EXPRESS
Train, composed of the Celebrated Buffet
and Sleeping Cars, elegant first-class coach
es and Emigrant Sleeping Cars, will leave
Ogden daily at $50 m.,-on arrival of the
train from San Francisco-snd Salt Lake
City at 1855 am. making direct connection
at Pueblo and Denver. with trains for the
East, North and South.
THE PACIFIC EXPRESS
Train from Denver. Pueblo and Eastern
points, will arrive in Salt Lake City at 4.50
pm, and Ogden at 6.10 pm, making direct
connection with the Central Pacific Train
for San Francisco and the Pacific Coast.
LOCAL TRAINS
Will leave Salt Lake City for Ogden at sos
am.
Leave Salt Lake City daily for Bingham at
7.25 am. Returning, arrive at Salt Lake at
415 pm. Leave Ogden at $40 pm, arriving
at Salt Lake at pm.
AN ACCOMMODATION TRAIN
Leaves Salt Lake daily (exceptiSundays) at
800 a. m, arriving at Pleasant Valley juno
ton at 4:35 p. m. Returning, leaves Pleas
ant Valley Junction at 200 a. m. arriving at
Salt Lake at 500 pm.
w. H. BANCROFT. Receiver.
S. w. ECCLES, General Freight and Pas
senger Agent, D. & r. g.. Western, Salt Lake
City.
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THE WASATCH
PATENT ROLLER MILLS.

Best Grades of Roller Pro-
cess Flour.
brands, HIGH PATENT & STRAIGHT
ID Grade, all warranted as good as any
made in Utah.
%The Highest Cash Price paid for
Good Wheat.
Telephone to the Mills, No. los. Office
Idaho Bakery, No. 20 Second South Street, E
G. HUSTLER. Prop.
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NOTICE.

THE ANNUAL Injecting OFTHE STOCK
Il holders of the Salt Lake City Railroad
Company, will be held at the office of the
company president John Taylor's Office in
Salt Lake City, at II o'clock am, on Tues
day, April Dist, 1885, for the election of
officers for the ensuing year.
DAVID MCKENZIE,
Secretary.
Salt Lake City, U. T. April LIST, 1885. al
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or a 10Y 10Y, have Sore Throat, q Cough
Capsicn.o, Try B. H. Douglass & Sons
pleassnt Cough Drops; they are
aud w;l 70 the taste, perfectly harmless
WI surely cure you.
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TapewOrm expelled in "a Hours
Piles treated and successfully cured.
Consultation at the Office is FREE and In
vited. Thorough examination and advice
including analysis of urine, So. Come at
once-do not put it of. All correspondence
strictly confidential.
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w. c. MORRIS,
The Painter.
Opposite Old City Nest Market. We
Temple street
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate Of John ". Watson, deceased.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY THE UN-
N dersigned, special administrator of the
estate of John W. Watson, deceased, to the
creditors of, and all persons having claims
against the said deceased. TO exhibit them,
with the necessary vouchers, within four
notice. to the said special administrator, at
his residence, in the City OF ST. George, in
the County of Washington.
DATED at st. George, Utah, March "a, 1885.
WILLIAM LANG,
special Administrator of the estate of John
W. Watson. deceased. smSl
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TO MINING MEN.
FOR SALE.
RAYMOND & ELY PROPERTY
A. D:1cLo Maud,

At Phoebe, Nevada.
Will be Sold as a Whole or Separately, a
Bargain.
THE ENTIRE PLANT, INCLUDING
Mines and complete machinery at
Phoebe, Nevada, formerly owned by the
Raymond & Ely Mining Company. The
machinery includes: One Large Pumping
Engine, 2fincn Cylinder, 6-foot Stroke. One
Pinch. Cornish Pump, connected with
Pumping Engine; One Hosting Engine. lS-
inch Cylinder, 36-inch Stroke; One Hosting
Engine, Pinch Cylinder, 24-inch Stroke;
One Large Air Compressor with Receiver;
Complete Sets OF Tools Patterns, etc. Also,
One 30-stamp Mill, and One 20-stamp Mill, at
Bullionville, Nevada.
All the sbove property is in irst-class
order Apply to EDWARD J. LEBRETON.
2l7 Sansoine street, San Francisco, Cal. m24
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HaY.
Eggs.
Sugar.
sS'75 $50 q 100 lbs

Warranted l5c y dc
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Manufacturer and Dealer in all kinds of
Wood, Metallic and Cloth-covered Caskets
and Collins. Full stock of Burial Robes and
Coffin Furnishings.
Telegraph or Telephone Orders promptly
attended 20.
Factory and Warerooms, No. 253 E First
South st. Sections Office in same building.
Telephone No. 20. flo
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DIRECT CONNECTIONS
Are made Nth Trains for
Kansas City,
Omaha,
Chicago.
ST. Louis
THE ATLANTIC EXPRESS

And all Principal Points in the United States
and Canada.
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DIR. P.STEINHART,
Specialist.
Former Partner of
DR.. MINTIE, SAN FRANCISCO.
No. 261 Main street,
Opposite Overland House, in Union Bloc
Room No. 1. First Floor.

Can be consulted daily from O'Clock to
II O'Clock a. m, and from 2 to O'Clock pm.
Sundays from 10 am. to pm. He has had
twenty-five years experience in the special
reatment of all Venereal, Sexual and
Chronic Diseases, and guarantees to cure all
urinary Diseases, Syphilitic or Mercurial,
Affections of the Throat Skin or Bones,
NERVOUS DEBILITY Impoteney and Lost
Manhood, exhausted Vitality, Seminal
Weakness, Spermatorrhna, Paralysis, and al
the terrible effects of Self-Abuse, youthful
follies and excuses in maturer years,
Nocturnal Emission, the effects of which are
various, maddening and destructive to both
body and mind, and unless cured will ter
inmate fatally. The presence of the disease
causes continual consciousness of slow
and gradual decay of all the power of body
and mind with loss of manly power and
vigor, defective memory. heart affections,
oss of sight, noises in the head and ears,
confusion of ideas, aversion to society, exces-
siye prostration, trembling of the hands and
limbs, consumption, marasmus and ultimate
derangement Of the mind. The will power
becomes so weak that the person seems to
lose control of himself and cannot look one
square in the face. 1t also causes Dyspepsia
and Indigestion with Heart and Kidne-
Disease.
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"a LITTLE NONSENSE"

Doctor: Il: is nothing but an at
tack of dyspepsia" Wife: ''And what
1oes that come from. Doctor?'' Doctor:
That comes from the Greek, madam"
N. Y. independent.
Use been a-boardin' wild a grass
wilder lately" Interlocutor-''H allow
10 YOU know she is grass widow"
Cause her husband died Wild hay
tever-'Spose Use fool?"-Erchange.
Talking about signs" whispered
The smart boy at the head of the class
10 the dull boy at the foot, Il think
they ought to put signs of rain in
front of umbrella stores. '-GOtden
Days.
.--''Talking of theaters,' said Fogg.
1.-THE most successful stars ! ever knew
were those which years ago got cor
ner in the American flag. and have
had the field to themselves ever since"
Boston transcript.
"A man in Sadieville, o., has bull
let in his head which can be heard to
rattle when he moves about. His wife
might utilize him as rattle to amuse
the baby, but he absolutely refuses to
have his better half ''shake" him.
Boston Herald.
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a Jealous woman. Revcp~,.

WATERLOO, IA, June 29.-NIiss Ella
Schaffer, seventeen years old, is teacher
in the school at Clarksburg. In the
neighborhood lives Horace Kerns, who.
previous TO Miss Sciaffer's appearance,
paid attention 10 Miss Forney. Miss
Schaffer proved too much of an attrac-
ton, and k"rHs has paid court to her for
a month. Last Friday Miss Schaffer
passed through lane rear the Forney
residence. When about half way Mrs.
Foruey and her daughter sprang from
behind q clUmp of bushes, and Mrs.
Forney caught the young teacher By the
hands, while the daughter raiued blow
after blow upon the girl with 4 cowhlde.
Miss Schaffer struggled desperately, and
she was almost denuded of clothing,
while the blood flowed from her face and
shoulders. Fully ffty blows we're struck
before she could free herself. Miss
Schaffer reached her boarding place in
fainting condition, and was soon seized
with commissions. A physician was sum
moned, who pronounced her injuries
probably fatal.
The news of the outrage soon became
known, and the utmost !ndig-
nation prevailed. Saturday night a
masked man Knocked at the door of their
house, and handed in note warning Miss
Eorney to leave or she would be tarred
md feathered. Mr.. Forney has been ad.
Tised to sell out bis business and leave
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THE SEA.
To Know the Ocean One Must Not Visit
Fashionable Watering Places.

To Know the Ocean One Must Not Visit
Fashionable Watering Places.
No one can know the sea or have
any fellowship with it who goes to the
fashionable watering-place at fash
ionable time Essentially the Occa-
sion to learn the mighty monster s.
secrets is when no one else is there.
The sea that has so much to tell soil
tary wanderer on his shores has moth
ing to say to the individual who goes
there in August or September because
every one else he knows does so too.
Then the sea is only perfect to the
children. They understand and love
him, he is fine playfellow, and shows
his best face to them, but he is mOnot-
OnOuS or speeches. to those who have
as little in common with him as he has
with them.
1t is sad to pause on our last hilltop
and give him our farewell look. How
we love him! for has he not been our
friend when all the world seemed false?
Has he not sOOthed us in sorrow, COM
forted us when winter walked the
earth and all seemed frozen and dead?
and in early spring how grand did he
appear gamboling in the sunshine
and laughing as it seemed to us be-
meath the eXultant northwest wind,
Time goes on, alas! and we 90 with
him. The country, beautiful as it is
under the sudden rush of sunshine that
brought spring as it were in moment,
looks tame after the sea; yet we strive
to forget him. EXpanse after eXpanse
of yellow kingcups, to whom the
cuckoo flowers were courtesying in the
breeze, made the earth look like new
field of the cloth of gold. The oak is
golden, too, and while the laburnums
wave. dropping golden wells of fire"
it is like the morning of the golden
age, and the world is very fair indeed.
-EmgiiSh Illustrated MaqdziRe.
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PERSONAL AND MPERsoNAL

New Orleans contains seven white
women to six men. and four negro
women to three negro men.-N. o.
Hcdgune.
-Abram Curtis. ''the walking skele-
toR," recently died at Weston, w.
Va. He was fifty years old, a little
above the average height, and weighed
but forty pounds.
"A Washington Judge has decided
that organ grinders are entitled to pay
for their labor and hence passing
round the hat after performance is
not begging. - Washington Post.
Princess Mathilde is a very affec-
tomato creature, When NJ. de Lesseps
delivered his recent speech at the re-
ception in the French Academy the
overjoyed Princess said: MY dear
Lesseps, l can't help it, l must kiss
you DO" briefly replied de Lesseps.
And she did
Josiah F. TwisS, of HALLS, n. H.,
died the other day, and in his will pro-
vided that the music at his funeral
should be brass band, for which SER
vice forty dollars should be paid, and
that twenty dollars worth of peanuts
and candy should be distributed among
the mourners.-BOstOn Globe.
"A traveller. recently returned from
India, was relating his travelling i'm
pressions. What country that Isl"
he exclaimed. There everybody keeps
dozens of servants. had four whose
sole business was to look after my
pipe. One brought it to me, another
filled it, a third lighted it for me -"
And the fourth?' The fourth
smoked it for me. Tobacco never
agreed with me" -Miscelanea.
Joseph Flanner, well known as an
American resident of Paris, and a
hdGitue of the Anglo-American resorts
in the quarter of the Grand Hotel, died
suddenly there lately. Mr.. Flanner
first went to Paris some twenty-three
or twenty-four years ago as one of the
agents of the Southern Confederacy,
charged with the mission of negotiat-
ing the rebel Governments bonds, and
never returned to this country.-CAi-
cagO Herald.
Paul de CaSSagnac, equally noted
as journalist, politician, and duellist,
SAYS his skill with the sword is not due
to assiduous practice in youth Il
never was a good fencer," he says,
land never cared to be. | fenced only
to amuse myself. All that is said about
my studied tricks is pure invention.
The whole secret is this: | am pretty
strong and very quick of hand and
eye. Then, don't mind getting hurt
If | am proud of anything it is of be-
ing a good shot. l modestly consider
myself one of the best in France"
An old woman named Sands died
on a small farm in Westminster County,
n. Y, recently. She was supposed to
be poor When her effects were eX-
amined there was found sewed up in
an old petticoat $4,000 in greenbacks
and bank books showing deposits of
$4,000 and 100000 in bonds. In
addition to this Mrs. Sands left real es-
tate in various parts of New York City
and the farm upon which she resided.
The bulk of the estate, under the will,
will go to her four nephews-Mortimer
Brown, of New York City; James and
William Purdy, of Port Chester, and
another in Chicago.-N. y Sun.
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LADY CNUKCHILL.
GENERAL GRANT.
Rainy Day Indoors, Followed by
Good Night.

Rainy Day Indoors, Followed by Z
Good Night.
Mt. MCGREGOR, n. Y, June 29.--Gen.
eral Grant has had no more quiet day
than yesterday since he came here. Rain
falling almost steadily kept him In his
room except for a few moments, when
the sky frightened during the afternoon
The doctor SAYS he stayed in the sick
Dom from choice, because there was
nothing to tempt him 10 leave it. He
ave his attendants and the family sur.
prise by resting quietly from eleven
O'clock until daylight. Or. Douglass,
tearing that the unfavorabse symptoms
If the evening might require attention
during the night, visited the sick room
several times, but the General did not
need him until five O'Clock. Then he
wrote that it had been his best night.
Weakness continued yesterday without
unusual pain. A wood fire vas blazing
al day at the cottage to counterfeit the
constant and penetrating dSmpness of
the air.
The evening dragged with him, how
ever, aud ut eight O'Clock, Instead of
waiting for DR.. Douglas 10 return from
dinner and prepare him for the night, he
began to prepare himself, even trying to
cleanse his throat. The doctor returned
shortly before nine O'Clock, and went
oSer the process of cleansing the Gener-
ais throat, and the patient retired.
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MUTUAL FORBEARANCE.
Things Tending to Make Married People
Happier.

Things Tending to Make Married People
Happier.
= 1t is said that married people would
be happier if home trials were never
told to neighbors; if they kissed and
made up after every quarrel; if house
hold expenses were proportional to re-
ceipts; if they tried to be as agreeable
as in courtship days; if each would try
to be a support and comfort to the
other; if each remembered the other
was human being and not an angel
if women were as kind to their hus;
bands as they were to their lovers; if
fuel and provisions were laid in during
the high tide of summer work; if both
parties remembered that they married
for worse as well as for better; if men
were as thoughtful for their wives as
they were for their sweethearts; if
there were fewer silks and velvet
street costumes, and more plain, tidy
house dresses; if there were fewer
"please, darlings" in public and more
common manners in private; if wives
and husbands would take some pleasure
as they 90 along and not degenerate
into mere toiling machines. Recrea-
ton is necessary to keep the heart in
its place. and to get along without it is
a big mistake. If men would remem-
Der that a woman can not be always
smiling who has to cook the dinner,
answer the doOr-bell half dozen times
and get rid of a neighbor who has
dropped in, tend to sick baby. tie up
the cut finger of a three-year-old, gath
er up the playthings of a four-year-old,
tie up the feet of siX-year-Old on
skates, and get an eight-year-Old ready
for schOol-to say nothing of sweeping.
cleaning. etc. 4 woman with all this
to contend with may claim it as priv
ilege to look and feel little tired some
times, and word of sympathy would
not be too much to expect from the
man who. during the honeymoon.
would not let her carry as much as a
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
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ClOud ISursfs.

CANAJoHARIE, \. Y. June 30.-A terrific
rain and wind storm prevailed throughout
the Mohawk valley on Sunday afternoon
at two o'clock. At Ames so loud report
was heard that people rushed from their
houses thinking an earthquake had oc-
CURED. They were met by torrents of
water, which drove them back. Several
persons narrowly escaped drowning. Mrs
Hugh McEyoy and her daughter were
sleeping IN their house and were awakened
by water bursting their dOois in. They
screamed for help and Rev. a. T. Worden
waded TO their house, breast deep in water.
He Pacified the ladies until they were taken
to a place of safety.
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OIL on Fire.

NEW ORLEAsss, June 50.-A fire broke
out at nine O'Clock last night in the Illinois
Central Railroad oil yards and at midnight
was still burning. No information as TO
the extent of the loss can yet be obtained.
At that hour the arsnIen were trying to
save a large stationary tank containing
thousands of gallons OF oil.
LATER
The FIRE which broke out in the Illinois
Central Railroad oil yards at nine o'clock
last night, burned fiercely until this morn
ing. The shed and all the oil in the barrels
and smaller packages is consumed and the
amount Of the loss can not yet be- ascer-
tanned.
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Fire at Trenton. Mo.

TRENTON, Mo-, June 30.-The Chicago,
Rock Island & Pacific Railroad COmpany's
this morning, involving loss of about
S125,O00. The fire originated in an old
house located a short distance from the ma
chine shops. 1t was first discovered at 2 80
O'Clock by the night Waterman, the only
person near the premises, BY hard work
the round-house, forty feet distant was
saved, and the fire was confined to the
building where it originated. The loss
to the building will reach 500, GOO and
will throw about one hundred men out of
employment
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How He Would Announce 1t.

Joe Castiron is a bachelor. and not
long ago went away from town on a
visit, and the report became circu-
lated that he had been married. On
his return a friend pinned him down.
How is this about you getting mar
ried?" he inquired.
"'Tain't So" said Joe, emphatically.
why, I'm told a postal was received
from you. saying the happy event had
occurred, and of course that meant
you were married"
well. hardly. You don't reckon
I'd announce my wedding by calling it
a happy event, do you?"
Il should think most anybody
would"
MAYBE they would. but you can bet
I'd announce mine as a sad affair.
Happy event indeedr" And Joe hus-
tied of, while his friend remarked to
himself. Joe must be thinking about
the poor woman. "-Merchdnt TrdreIer
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THE VoLTAIc BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRo-VoL--
TAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 80 days, to men (young or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vital
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vigor, and manhood guaranteed. Norisk in
Cured. as 80 days trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free
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It's no secret that Pierce's Compound
Extract OF Smart-Weed is composed of lest
genuine French Brandy, distilled Extract of
Smart-Weed and Jamaica Ginger Root,
with CamphOr Essence, and constitutes,
therefore, the best remedy yet known for
collie or cramps, cholera mOrbus, diarrhga,
dysentery or bloOdy-flux, or to break up
colds, levers and infammatory attacks. SO
cents. By druggists.
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The indications, therefore, point at pres
ent to crop of about 800, 600, 900 bushels,
which is less by %, 900, 900 than the crop of
1881. Future conditions, or misconceptiOn
of present appearances, or both together,
are not likely to change the result more
than 10000, 900 bushels above or below this
aggregate.
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..rHE lenrnns distilment- whose efect

THE leprous distilment, whose effect
Holds such an enmity with blood of man,
That, swift as quicksilver, il courses through
The natural gates and alleys of the body"
and causes the skin to become "barked
about, most lazar-ike, with vile and loath-
some crust" Such are the effects of dis
eased and morbid bile, the only antidOte
for which is to cleanse and regulate the
liver-an Office admirably performed by
DIR. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery"