St. Paul daily globe., 1885-12-27
MEN OF MINNEAPOLIS.
instantaneous Photographs Of Moral,
Mental and Physical Pc
culiarities.
Distorted Negatives Which Canno'
Conceal the Personal
Identity.
Prepared Plates Developed by a Good.
Humored Light
of Fun.

Virtue and integrity supported by
towering intellect are as sure to meet with
reward as death is sure to level all class
distinctions, as witness: Gov. Underwood
of Kentucky, lieutenant general of the
Patriarchs Militant, the revised military
branch of Odd Fellowship, has appointed
Ed A. Stevens general aide-de-camp, with
rank of colonel and supervision OF the
Northwest, including Manitoba.
1t is ntimated that Charley Kimball has
a queer way to make money in his busi-
ness. The railway companies claim that
no tickets are sold to even scalpers for less
than 50 for second-class fare to Chicago,
yet the willy Charley sells them for $S.75.
1t transpires that Mr.. Hobart's horse was
found by the park police hitched to tree
at Central park. They took the animal
to neighboring livery stable, So it was
not stolen.
The person who sent Johnnie Mann
mustache cup for Christmas present cer-
tainly has lively appreciation of the ri die
ulOuS.
David Blakely has undertaken to tell Tom
Lowry how the street cars should be run,
and seems to think if he can be instrument
tai in having the cars stop at street cross
ings instead of between them that his mis-
sion on earth has been accomplished.
Charles r. Miller didn't enjoy Christmas.
He drew a seventy-tve-cent clock and the
subsequent proceedings cost him $2.35.
If George A. Bracket runs for mayor his
record as a knoW-nothing will cut quite
figure.
Some one should introduce A. J. Blethen
and H. F. Brown-they're people you don't
meet every day.
The Tribune reporter who spoke of see
ing ''crummy clothes and the frail frag
ments of bast"in Emma Nevada's special
car, has been promoted to an editorial posi-
ton on the paper.
Judge J. E. Flanagan spent Christmas
in Minneapolis.
c. F. Baxter is mentioned as candidate
for alderman from the Third ward. He
should run for the legislature instead, and
endeavOr to have the law regulating the sale
OF butterine changed.
George II. Smith walks with gold
headed cane every day, and says: "Ah
there, old chappie."
An order was yesterday issued for Hen
nepin avenue saiOonkeeper to show cause
why he shouldn't be fined for showing con-
tempt of Deputy Sheriff Thompson.
Rev. Sid E. Williams omitted his appeal
for lame horse, blind pig or some other
afflicted animal. With this slight exception
Christmas passed off as usual.
Up to date Col. John T. West has not
discovered whether OF not Burlington has
mortgaged his hotel.
DR.. Wedge, mayor at Albert Lea, is at
the Nicollet, and as yet no paper has spoken
of him as entering the city,"
Judge Baily is reported as saying that
after Jan. persons charged with resisting
an officer will be tried by the district court.
He should have added-or corOner's jury.
William Ebel, ''Scrap Iron Bill" was
presented with rocking chair by the Cal
houn Mission Sunday schools. 1t is sin
cerely hoped that hereafter he will use it
whenever he attends public meetings.
Harry Hawley can't get used to evening
journalism and uses a couple of blanket
sheets'' for bed clothing.
It is daily expected that the Washington
dispatches will announce that President
Cleveland has invited r. H. Shadrick of
Minneapolis to spend the winter with him
self and sister at the White house.
Manager Sherman of the Nicollet. in
tends that after Jan. 1 his clerks shall
wear cards which will read, Exclusively
for the Use of Guests"
G. M. Pamler gave each of his employees
an additional half-weeks salary as
Christmas present. This will enable each
one of them to purchase homes of their
own.
Thede Clusters, who hasn't been keeping
house very long, recently left an order at a
book store to have four quarts of milk left
at his house every morning. He thought
a sign in the window which read Excelsior
Diary meant Excelsior dairy.
Clerk Davenport of the district court
slept with his shoes on on Christmas eve, to
be ready for callers wanting marriage IL
censes. Strange to say, none came and he
slept well.
DR.. Thurston has gone and got married,
but he slyly slipped off and did it in Chi
cago.
Health Officer Quinby was elected master
of Khurum lodge on the first ballot, and he
is happier than if not death had occurred
in Minneapolis all year.
Lac Stafford says he never heard scan
dial in all his life, and wouldn't listen if one
were being told.
Henry Wheat of St. Paul wants to make
nails in Minneapolis. Well, wheat and
nails both go into flour barrels.
DR.. Rev. Mclean OF st. Paul wants to