The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1885-05-30
How to win 81 Woman.

TITS sweet to love; but oh! how bitter
To love gal and then not sit her"
AS the poet touchingly insinuates
the sensation Of being thoroughly in
love is the sweetest emotion that
moves the human breast. Love is the
JOY Of all creation. But love unre-
quilted has the sting OF a million
deaths. Love leads to happiness, to
misery, to crime, ard to suicide.
Nearly every Yeak-minded man who
loves girl and don't "git her" be-
comes IL self assassin. Men of stronger
minds suffer for while, as a rule,
look for another girl and make the
best of experience.
But the glamour is gone, and senti-
mept is no longer the handspring.
Method takes its place, for he who
loves the second time loves with a
system. 1t is the first love that moves
to ecstatic bliss or reduces life to
stainless blank, as the girl always puts
IT when she writes by her window at
midnight, with the moonbeamss stream
ing in to remind her of blissful love
stroll in June-time long ago. But ac-
cording to the protested belief of II
noted belle OF this city, who is now a
rosy matron with children at her knee,
the poets dreadful contingency need
never bring misery to lovers heart.
In other words, the man who loves in
the right way can always "git her"
"a score OF men made love to me"
said the excellent lady referred to,
rand any OF them might have had me,
If he had studied the art Of love, and
by observing the same care he would
give and time to a game OF chess"
II hold that love-mking is an art
There is no such thing rs love at first
sight We may admire each other in
the beginning but immediate affection
is out of the question. First impress
sions, no matter how favorable, must
be strengthened by artful cultivation
Then love comes, and if the man whc
sues make no mistake he is sure tc
win, no matter what his condition
may be. OF course he must talk well
dress respectfully, and, above all, veal
CLEAN linen and keep his lace free from
dirt. If he does all this, and sue,
judiciously, no arrow of misfortune
can keep the yictor's wreath from of
his crown. Knight add that one o
the requisites in personal appearance,
is clean teeth. A man may have ;
nose like pumpkin, or mouth lik,
the mammoth cave, or eyes like Il Jay
bird, hand like ham, or a foot Il
big as canoe, and he can win but i
his teeth are not what u gentleman
teeth ought to be he will rue the da
he gave his heart to n well-bred We
man. He may be tall or short, st0u
or lean, with voice like foghorl
and carriage as ungraceful as TIL
amble of camel, and he may yet wi
any woman in the world il he studio
her with care and keeps his teet
CLEAN.
"More women are won by judiciou
tlattery than by any other means, io
every other woman is more or les
vain and she is naturally fond Of tn
man who finds her weakness an
handles it with skill, Let n wOma
once imagine that she has pretty eye
and il man will tell her 50, constan
ly and artfully, she is certain to hay
4 weakness for him which may b
easily famed into flame Of love, an
ardent love at that. This is merel
an example.
"All women profess to hate me
who are jealous, but in this they bel
themselves extrayagantly. No W
man ever loved man violently whol
she was unable to infect with u stir
Of the green-eyed monster. 1t is trr
that some women are fond OF compl
GENT, easy-going and immssionat
men, but as rule such fellows ca
never inspire the genuine emotion.
is your hot-headed, passionate al
impulsiye man who can drive womS
to distraction. All women are mo
or less sentimental and SO are all goo
men, for that matter Sentiment h
nothing to do with complaconc
Therefore you can understand Il
drift of my argument.
a man must be more or less he
headed he must be more OF less iealo
and more or less passionate, to inSpi
q waman with the loye that burr
The man who wouldn't kiss wom'
when she tells him with her eyes tn
her lips are yearning is an IDIOT;
don't mean by this that kissing is
all necessary, or even proper, but
certainly is part an parcel Of 10,
making | believe in the rough I
verse that dear little l-otta used
sing about kissing
Nobody is above Il,
The old malds love IT,
And widows have finger In the pie;
Some people are SO naughty