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NORTHWARD Mail Mixed Mixed.

TRAIN NOTES.
Trains $50 and 29l daily 288 daily to Harrison
burg only.
Connections at Harper's Ferry for all points
West; at Strasburg with Manassas Branch Va.
Midland; at Staunton with Chesapeake & Ohio
r. r.; at Lexington with Richmond & Alleghs-
ny r. X.
WESTWARD.
Fast Limited Express, daily for Chicago and
Pi.tsburg leaves Baltimore at 8 90 a. M; WASH
ington 10 90 a. IN. Arrives at Chicago 10 a. M;
Pittsburg Q SO p. m.
Express daily for Cincinnati and st. Louis
leaves Baltimore at 2 80 noon; Washington 30
%. m :, and Harpers Ferry at So p. m. Arrives
at Cincinnati att 30 a, M: ST. Louis q 30 p. m.
Night Express daily for st. Louis and Chicago
leaves Baltimore at 90 p. M: Washington
10 10 p. M, and Harpers Ferry IL 81 p. m. Ar
rives at Cincinnati 30 p. M, st. Louis 30 a.
M. Chicago 40 a. m.
Night Express daily for Pittsburg leaves Bal
timore at 800 p. M; Washington 10 p. M, and
Harpers Ferry at IL 40 m. Arrives at Pitts
burg 80 a. m.
b. & O. Palace Sleeping Cars run through
to Cincinnati, st. Louis, Chicago and Pittsburg
on all express trains.
For tickets and further Information apply to
Is. Il o. Agents or to b. F. BOND, Pass. Agent,
Baltimore, C. e. DUDRow, Travelling Pass. Agt.,
Staunton, Va.
L. M. COLE, Gen'l Ticket Agt.
OK. LORD, Gen. Pas. Agt.
DAVID LEE, Genl Supt. may7
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The Old. Old Story.

Why do we hear so much about dyspep-
STA? Simply because so many people have
it. Why are so many people talking about
their cure from this dreadful disease
Simply because they have been taking
Browns Iron Bitters. Thus it is with
Mrs. Taylor of Lynchburg, Sumpter, Co.,
S. c., who says, 81 have used Browns
Iron Bitters for dyspepsia with most
favorable results. 1 believe this medicine
is all that is represented. Dyspeptics,
and sufferers from neuralgia, weakness,
etc. should try il.
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Geo. K. Judy, ESQ.,, Moorefeld, W. Va,
says in the year 1888 he used six barrels
of Powell's Prepared Chemicals, mixed as
directed, 200 lbs. to the acre, on wheat,
and got one-third more by using it. The
wheat fertilized had no rust. while other
did, and following the Chemicals he got a
perfect stand Of grass. This economical
fertilizer material costs only Sc per bbl.-
a sufficient quantity to make one-half ton
of compost fertilizer. Address Brown
Chemical Co., Baltimore. Md.
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STANDARD TIME.-East of Huntington, 75tI
meridian, or Eastern time West of Hunting
ton, 90th meridian, or Central time which is one
hour slower than Eastern time
No. l, daily. except Sunday, Old Point tC
Clifton Forge; leaves Clifton Forge daily, ex-
cept Saturday, arrives Cincinnati and Louis
Vile daily, except Sunday. Sleeping cars from
Clifton Forge to Huntington.
Nos. and s. daily, between Huntington and
Clifton Forge. No. 2, daily, except Sunday,
from Richmond to Newport News, Old Point,
and Norfolk.
Nos. and A. Solid Trains daily, with Pullman
Sleeping Cars, between Washington Richmond
and Louisville and Cincinnati. Do not stop for
local business.
IN; No 6, daily, except Sunday, :, from
Cincinnati and Lexington. arrives Clifton
Forge daily, except Monday; leaves Clifton
Forge for Old Point daily, except Sunday. Sleep
Ing Cars Huntington to Clifton Forge.
CHARLOTTESVILLE AGCoMMoDATIoN.-No. 8,
leaves Richmond, except Sunday, 400 p. M;
arrive Charlottesville 500 p. m.
No. 3, daily, except Sunday, leaves V. M.
Junction 4. Is a. M, Charlottesville AS a. M.
arrives Richmond 3:e5 a M.
No. 3, from Old Point Comfort, daily, except
Sunday makes direct connection at K. f. q z.
Junction for Washington and New York. No
omnibus transfer required.
For Rates, Tickets, baggage Checks, apply to
any office of G. d Q. Ry; or Depot or Ticket Of
flee of connecting lines. II. w. FULLER,
| G. w. SMITH, Genl Pass'r Agent.
Gent Manager. may2I
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Ayers Sarsaparilla.

Since then Mr.. LELAND has recommended
AYERS SARsAPARILLA, in many similar
cases, and he has never yet heard of its fail
ure to effecta radical cure.
Some years ago one of Mr.. .1ELAND's farm
laborers bruised his leg. Owing to the bad
state of his blood, an ugly scrofulous swelling
or lump appeared on the injured limb. Hor-
rible itching of the skin, with burning and
darling pains through the lump, made life
almost intolerable. The leg became enor-
mously enlarged, and running ulcers formed,
discharging great quantities of extremely
offensive matter. No treatment was of any
avail until the man, by Mr.. LELAND's direc-
ton, was supplied with AYERS SARsAPA-
RILLA, which allayed the pain and irritation,
healed the sores, removed the swelling, and
completely restored the limb to use.
Mr.. IIFIAND has Oeraopa11v ,cad
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Old Friend-'You ought to be proud of
your wife, Tom,'' Host-''Ye s ~ Old
FRIENDSHIPS a most brilliant talker. y
Host-''She ought to be.'' Old Friend
81 could listen to her for whole night. y
Host (wearily)-''I often do.n
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VIRGINIA MIDLAND RAILWAY.
THE GREAT THOROUGHFARE
BETWEEN THE
NORTH AND THE SOUTH.

THE ONLY LINE OFFERING A DOUBLE
DAILY PULLMAN BUFFET AND
SLEEPING CAR SERVICE.
BETWEEN WASHINGTON AND NEW
ORLEANS
This line offers to the travelling public ac-
Communications and facilities such as cannot be
found on any other line entering Washington.
This is the most direct line to all Virginia and
West Virginia WATERING RESORTS.
On and after Sunday, July 5, 1885, Passenger
trains will run as follows:
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No. 8 has Pullman Sleeper, New York to Sa-
wanna, Ga. without change, via Harrisburg and
Roanoke, and Washington to New Orleans
Without change via b. q o. railroad and .Shen-
andoah Junction.
No. l has Pullman Sleeper Philadelphia via
Harrisburg and Roanoke, to Montgomery, Ala,
without change.
CONNECTIONS.
AT Hagerstown Md, with the Western Mary
land Railroad to and from Baltimore, Frederick,
Emmittsburg, Gettysburg, Penmar, Waynes-
Railroad and branches.
With the Cumberland Valley Railroad to and
from Harrisburg, Carlisle, Shippensburg, Cham
bersburg, Mercersburg, Martinsburg, and points
on the Cumberland Valley Railroad and branch
eS.
Also to and from Pittsburg and the West and
Northwest, and Boston, New York, Philadelphia,
and the North and East.
At Shenandoah Junction, w. Va, with Main
Line OF baltimore q Ohio Railroad to and from
Washington and the West.
At Waynesboro junction., Va, with Chesa-
apeake & Ohio Railway to and from Greenbrier
White Sulphur Springs and Richmond.
AT Loeb Laird, with Lexington Branch OF
Richmond Allegheny Railroad.
At Buchanan with Main Line Of Richmond
& Allegheny Railroad.
At Roanoke. with Norfolk & Western Railroad
STAGE CONNECTIONS.
At Boyce, for Wildwood and Winchester. Va.
At Cloverdale for Fincastle.
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The curative power of Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla is too we'll known to require the
specious aid of any Exaggerated orfictitious
certificate. Witnesses of it's marvellous
cures are to-day living in every city and
hamlet OF the land. Write for names If
you want home evidence.
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HET d for working people, Send l0cents
HLLI postage, and we will mail You
free, a royal. valuable sample box of goods that
will put you in Il e way of making more money
IN a}ew nays tnan you ever q,
live at home and work in spare time only, or
all the time. All of both sexes, of all ages,
grandly successful. so cents to So easily earned
every evening. That all who want work may
test the business. we make this unparalleled
offer: To all who are not we'll satisfied we will
send 81 to pay for the trouble of writing us
Full particulars, directions, etc, sent free. I'm
mense pay absolutely sure for all who start a
once: Don't delay. Address STINsoN & Co
Portland, Maine. nov27
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The most deadly foe to all malarial dis
leases is Ayers Ague Cure, a combination
OF vegetable ingredients only, of which the
most valuable is used in no other known
preparation. This remedy is an absolute
and certain specific, and succeeds when
all other medicines fail. A cure is war;
ranted.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-08-06
CTAUNTON STEAM MILLS.
A NEW ESTABLISHMENT.
CORN MEAL. IIoMINY, GROUND PLASTER,
CORN MEAL FEED.
A NEW ESTAB.

The undersigned has erected new STEAM
POWER MILLS at the junction of Greenvile
Avenue and Gas House Alley for the purpose
of conductin Corn Milling and the Ground
Plaster trade. The mills are new and the whole
Newly ground Bottled Meal, Corn-meal Feed,
and Hominy. on hand at all times, and the
trade promptly served.
FARMEKS will find it to their interest to
send in their custom grinding, which will be
despatched with promptness, and also to make
their purchases of Plaster from me-
aprl6-tf j. A. HANGER.
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Shiloh's Vitalizer is what you need for
Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Dizziness
and all symptoms Of Dyspepsia. Price 10
and IS cents per bottle.
Sold by w. M. Allen & Bro.
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NOTICE! NoTICE,l NoTICE.!u
ID L. sTRATToN,
Successor to LEFTwIcH sTRATToN,)
DEALER IN
GROCERIES & COUNTRY PRODUCE
FLOUR, TOBACCO, SEED, FEED, &c.

Farmers in the country will do well toieall
on me before purchasing elsewhere.
Mr.. l.. M. PORTER is with me and will be glad
to see his friends, TO whom he will give his
personal attention.
aS-D0 not forget the place,
r. L. sTRATl9E.
No. 10 North augusta 9@reet,
iune4 Stau,,t ton, va
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Group, whooping cough and Bronchitis
Immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure.
Sold by w. M. Allen & Bro.
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CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RAILWAY.

CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO RAILWAY.
The ONLY LINE running
SOLID TRAIN WITH PULLMAN SLEEPING
CARS AND DAY COACHES
FROM
WASHINGTON. RICHMOND. CHARLOTTES-
WILLIE, WAYNESBORO', STANTON.
AND CLIFTON FORGE.
CINCINNATI AND LOUISVILLE.
WITHOUT CHANGE.
Connecting dilect for all points In the WEST
NORTHWEST and SOUTHWEST
Schedule in effect May 10th, 1SS
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Never sleep with your head to the east.
The yeast makes things rise too soon.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-08-06
WARREN LELAND
erybodY knows as tho successfu
Largest Hotel Enterprises

Of America, says that while passenger from
New York on board a ship going around Cape
Horn, in the early days of emigration to Cal
ifornia, he learned that one of the officers Of
the vessel had cured himself, during the voya
age, of an obstinate disease by the use of
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-08-06
Ayers Sarsaparilla

for Rheumatism, with entire success and,
after careful observation, declares that, in
his belief, there is no medicine in the world
equal to it for the cure of Liver Disorders,
Cont, the effects of high living. Salt
Rheum, Sores, Eruptions, and all the
various forms of blood diseases.
We have Mr.. LELAND's permission to invite
all who may desire further evidence in regard
to the extraordinary curative powers of
AYERS SARsAPARILLA to see him person.
ally either at his mammoth Ocean Hotel,
Long Branch, or at the popular Leland Hotel,
Broadway, 9th and 2Sth Streets, New York.
Mr. LELAND's extensive knowledge of the
good done by this unequalled eradicator of
blood poisons enables him to give inquirers
much valuable information.
PREPARED BY
Dr.J.C. Aver Co., Lowell, Mass.
soldby all Druggists; 81, six bottles for So. '
janU,
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Trains on Buckingham Railroad Branch leave
Bremo Bluff for Arvon Mondays, Wednesdays
and Fridays. Is p. la.. ON Tuesdays, Thursdays
and Saturdays. Is p. M Returning, leaves ss
Arvon Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, AZ
p.m.; Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays 2 40
p. m.
Trains marked daily except Sunday.
Trains marked daily except Monday
No. connects at Balcony Falls with NO. IL
for Lexington.
No. II connects at Balcony Falls with NO.
for Clifton Forge and the West
Sleeping Cars attached to trains Nos. and 10
between Lynchburg and Richmond.
CONNECTIONS.
At Clifton Forge with C.. d o. Ry. for the
South, West, Northwest.
At Lynchburg with N. & w. r. X. for all
points South. Southeast and Southwest. V. M
Ry. for all points North and South.
AT Richmond with associated railways for
all points in the South and r. i. q p. r. K. for
all points North
At Lexington with B. & O. R. R., making close
connections at Harpers Ferry to and from
Pittsburg and the West; also to points North
and East.
For further information apply to
JNO. R. MACMURDO,
w. G. p. A. Rich ondVt
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of ali descriptions from the plainest to the most
elegant.
conducting FUNERALS.
CASKETS AND COFFINS, from the most ex-
pensive to the cheapest, furnished at short
notice. This department. is under the charge
of Mr.. W..D. GAMBLER, funeral director of
80 years experience.
eN- Bodies preserved any length of time in
the hottest weather.
re- Ice Caskets and embalming fluids fur
nished on application.
Handsome Hearse in attendance. jly23
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Y. NJ. BIcKLE. NJ. B. HAMRIcK.
PICKLE & HAMRIcK'
Having largely increased our stock and facil-
tiles. and being now prepared to fill all orders.
large or small we respectfully invite careful
inspection from persons who desire to purchase
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-08-06

At the State Democratic Convention
held in Richmond last week, the following
platform was adopted
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We favor such amendment of the exist
ing laws as will reconcile conflicting in
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~. II. NJ. PATTERSON-offer his profess
~ slonal services to the citizens of Stannton
O., aroFg!cE-No. llS Main Street. opposite the
oPot" AAouse. june18
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STONE IN,-THE KIDNEY

Expelled after using Dr. DaYid Kennedy's
"Favorite Remedy -Aboutrwo weeks. :,
One Of the most remarka ble- eases that
has ever been brought y. the notice oi tho-
public is that Of Mr. J. s. Beach, Of Stone
Ridge, Ulster county, NY, Mr.. Beach
had suffered since Oct ls, 1874. FROM tho
i, presence of.Calculus ~. Stone in the right
Kidney. No less than seven physicians.
';were employed ot different times, to whom ;
Mr.. Beach paid hundreds OF dollars for
medical treatment, With only temporary
relief from his agony.
BY the urgent solicitations Of his friends
he was induced to try Or. David Kennedy's
"Fayorite Remedy" and experienced IA
marked improvement from the first day he
began to use the medicine. On the 18th of
September he voided a stone as largo Us
could be passed through: the natural chan,
mel.
Mr.. Beach concludes a long letter to DR..
Kennedy by saying: at will always at
ford me pleasure to recommend your 'Fa-
Yorite Remedy to those who may be su fer.
ing from difficulties Of the Kidncys or
" Bladder, or any disorders arising from an
impure state Of the blood
William McKnew, l2I Fayette St., Bal
timore, Md, says. ~ believe 'Fayorite
Remedy is good medicine. 1t is doing
me more good than anything ever tried,
and. have tried almost every thing, for l
anna suffer from dyspepsia" While "Fa-
' .yorite Remedy5' is specific in Stomach
and Bladder diseases, tits equally valuable
in cases Of bilious disorders, Constipation
Of the Bowels aud all class of ills appai emily
inseparable from the constitution Of wo-
men. Price 81; bottles, S5 Sill I'm
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1t was midnight. The young man had
farewelled himself out, and Emeline had
locked the door and was untying her
shoes, when her mother came down the
stairs with bed-quilt around her and
said:
WANTED to creep up stairs without
my hearing you, eh? Didn't think
knew it was an hour after midnight, did
you?'
The girl made no reply, and the moth
er continued:
"Did he propose this time?'
"Why - mother!' exclaimed the
daughter,
"You can why, ,motherr all you want
to, but don't | know that he has been
coming here for the last year? Don't l
know that you have burned up, at least,
four tons of hard coal courting around
here?"
The girl got her shoes off, and the
mother stood in the stair door and
asked:
'Emeline, have you got any grit?"
81 guess SOP
81 guess you haven't. just wish
that feller with false teeth and a mole
on his chin would come sparkling me.
Do you know what would happen, Eme-
line?'
"Nor'
"Well, I'll tell you. He'd come to
time in sixty days or bed get out of this
mansion like a goat jumping for sun
flower seeds"
Emeline went to bed to reflect over
the matter.
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in laying down a piece of land to
grass, finish the dead-furrows with the
shovel, leaving them broad and shallow,
so that the mower runs easily over
them, While the water is carried of
as thoroughly as in a narrow furrow.
A good rolling neatly finishes the whole
work.
Finish digging the early potatoes,
before rains cause them 70 sprout.
Keep the later kinds free from weeds,
either by running a narrow cultivator
through the rows, or by hand-pulling.
-Buckwheat is easily injured by
frost t, and should be cut in good season.
As it sells easily, cut with the dew upon
it, let it cure in small, loose punches,
and draw it to the barn when slightly
moist
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by malaria, how shall we escape the
dread infection? is the question which
the dcnizens of fever and ague districts
ask themselves. The answer come.
from former sufferers who for years has
escaped the yisitations of the periodic
scourgc, through the protecting infu
cnce OF Hostetters Stomach Bitters
When the. necessity for using preventive
measures arises, use the means Of pre-
ycntion at once, 1t regulates the liver
facilitates digestion and liberates i'm
puritieS from the system, when sucf
exist, fly promoting heahhful action o.
the bowels and kidneys. Act early. Ii
all regions where miasmatic yapori
breed disease, it is absolutely necessar,
to be provided with safeguard, anC
this is true, though a soiouIn in sucl
localities is destined TO be brief. NJ
one can afford to breathe malaria for ;
short time. The Bitters is a sovereign
specific for rheumatism, debility an,
nervousness. Keep it on hand.
June 20, 'S5-lyi
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A Hen Convention.

Mr.. J. N. McCann, of Bridgeport. W.
Va, a contributor to poultry journals of
the United States and Canada, and a
large chicken raiser. says from expert
ence that il ot. Jacobs Oil is mixed
with dough and fed to poultry suffering
from chicken cholera, all that are able
to swallow will be restored to health.
and if saturated pills are reed down
the throats of those that cannot swallow
they will Hap their wings and crow in
your face.
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Victims Of Alcohol who have discovered
your terrible mistake, you have only
to let rum and tobacco alone and resort
promptly to the famous Temperance
Restorative, Vinegar Bitters, in order 10
be cured, not only of your original all
ments, but of those which the poison
you have been taking has caused. 1t
will soon put you on your feet again.
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M ANHOOD
No Pate nt-No Pay.
PATENTS

obtained for Inventors in the United States
Canada and Europe, at reduced rates. With
our principal office located in Washington,
directly opposite the United States Patent
Office, We are able to attend to all patent
business with greater promptness and de
spatch and at less cost than other patent nc
torneys who are at a distance from Wash
ingtOn. and who have, there fore, TO employ
" associate attorneys We make preliminary
examinations and furnish opinions as 10 pa-
tentability, free of charge, and all who are
interested In new inventions and patents are
Invited TO send for a copy OF our ''Guide for
obtaining Patents" which is sent free to
any address, and contains eOnnlete instruc.
tions how to obtain patents and other valua.
BILE matter. We refer 10 the German Amer
lean National Bank Washington, ID. q. the
Royal Swedish. Norwegian and Danish LoRa
tlons. at Washington Hon. Jos. Casey, late
Ohiel Justice u. s. Court Of Claims; to the
Ohicials OF the u. ) Patent once, and to
Senators and Members Of Congress from
every state.
Address: LOUIS BAGGER& CO., So
ltcitors OF Patents and AttorneysutLaW Lee,
Droit Building WAsHINGTOE, ID. q,
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If your life is made a burden owing t.
blackheads, pimples and other eruptioni
on the face marring your beauty anC
causing so much chagrin, it is 10 Longer
necessary to endure it, Dr. Flagg'
Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your Skin
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by al
druggists and mailed on receipt of price
zoe. Williams Mfg. Co., Props.
Cleveland, o. Sold at Thomas drug
store
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Persons who are past fifty will find
DR.. Kcnnedy's Fayorite Remedy Just
about the medicine they need when they
need medicine at all The ten years
which follow that age are full of dan
gers which do not threaten younger men
and women. This preparation gives
tone to the system, gently eXpels i'm
purities and prevents the outcropping of
disease, the seeds of which may have
been sown in earlier life. Why not live
out all your days in health and strength.
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An Entsrprising Reliable House.

T. d. Thomas, druggist, can always
he relied unon. NOT only 10 CARR. IN. ,fosl-
the best of everything, but TO secure the
Agency for such articles Gs have we'll
known merit, and are popular with the
of being always enteIprising, and ever
reliable. Having secured the Agency
for the celebrated Dr. King'r New Dis
coyery for Consumption will sell it on
any and every affection of throat, lungs,
and chest, and to show our confidence,
we invite you TO call and get Trial
Bottle Free.
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Why is the earth like a blackboard? 4?
Because the children of men multiply on
the face of IT,
A Cheyenne brave is neyerso happy
as when he has a string OF old tomato
cans around his neck and is having a
war dance on can-cau.
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An exchange says A miss in Iowa
has hair that sweeps the floor, Now if
this miss had hair that could cook, wash
and iron. and milk the cows, what a bo-
nanza sne would be as a wife.
The girl of the period" is often a
fool stop.
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Sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles, One box has cured the
worst case of 20 years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using
Williams Indian Pile Ointment. tab
serbs tumors, allays itching of the pri
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug.
gists and mailed on receipt of price, 81
Williams Mfg. Co., PROPS, Cleveland,
o. Sold at Thomas drug store.
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The best medical authorities acknowl-
edge the great value of Ayers Cathartic
Pills, and frequently prescribe their use
with the utmost confidence, well know
ing that they are the most efTectual
remedy ever devised for diseases caused
by arrangements of the stomach; liver
and towels.