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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-30
THE BEST

.iv for all diseases arising from disordered condition
~ an. .tomsch or liver, AYEIs PILLS, MIS- RAChEb
= DFcKERToN, Germantown, Penn. writes' fu
three years afflicted with Liver Complaint .'ea .ns
e. M In the country but could get mo- re'f was
i.cd IN use AYERS PILLS. and having done So believe
y liver ia now In perfectly healthy condition THOMAS
aEERIsH. webster n II, writes; II was compelled 70
or work in consequence OIL severe bilious trouble In less
than one month cured by the use OF AYEKs fILLo
IACoB LITTLE, Tampioo, Mexico. writes Afbhs
orr crrea me OF Stomach and Liver troubles which an
moved mi for years. By them occasionally enjoy inc
brst Of health"
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EFFEC s.

ArEhs FILLS are made from concentrated extracts
ana active remedial principles Of purely vegetable SUBJ
stances They are therefore, more elective and
e.oy ID hor cathartc diuretc and effects than Pills
o oy 'he ordinary process from powdered drugs N. O.
LAWSON. Greenville Tenn wrftest Ihave nses AyEP,s
PILLS Tor snach and Liver troubles with excellent r.
suits J. N. HoDdDoN. saltwater MIMI. write,
"AfE Rs PILLS are invaluable a. q cathartio and
especially for their action upon tho liver am sure tbov
saved my NE" ANTOINE ALBERTEz, Los Angeles, Cal
wnbsi AYERS CATHARrIC PILLS cured mo of a
severe bilious attack when tue moeus given ma bv the
doctors failed To do any good.n
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OFFICE OF ST PAUL AND DULUTH RAILROAD Co.
81. PAUL MIMI, May 8. 1855
HNHE ANNUAL MEETING of the StOckhOld-

i OF the 81 PAUL AND DULUTH RAILROAD
COMPANY for the election Of Directors and the transaction
other business the Company Will be held thu
Once Of the Company the City OF 81 PAUL Mimi NOM
DAY JUNE To- 1885 at - o'clock Of sadday. The
books Will De closed O'Clock SATURDAY.
MAY .. 1885, and reopen on 1hurslay. June ls 1885.
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DIR. Schenck'S Mandrake Pills

for the cure Of Dyspepsia. Liver Complaint and all
diseases of the Stomach. Liver and Bowels. They
say. with one accord, that they have never tried
remedy for Stomach and Liver troubles which
acted so promptly, safely and surely as DR..
Scheuck's Mandrake Pills.
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THE CORBlN BANKING CO.,
ll5 Br0ddWfH Neic- YORK.
D X PEP CENT FAM MORT, A 4

AND PEE CENT FARM hORTGdGES
That properly negotiated first mortgage loans upon i'm
proved farms In amounts not exceeding onethrd 10 80 per
their value the securities obtainabe Is
denceJ by the all who invested them
through We prepared 10 demonstrate from the
OF business extending than quarter OF century
that these mortgages safe state or Government
bonds and in opposition them negotiated by
viii not for In face OF the overwhelming
proofs which records afford Contingencies existing in al
other lacking in these and
while do pretend that they the only safe securities
10 be had do emphatc that the combination OF as
greatly safety and nearly not quite twice the income obtain
able from such would place in the render
them decidedly attractive satisfactory
10 during the past twenty years
actions them would have scarcely reached the
proportions which records disclose We invite all
attention be attracted bv this form
OF investment call and for before
deciding that claims for these securities strong
make them not based upon solid foundation
WAN I'll THE RAILROAD E9uIpMENr CO.
MATURING IN 1885.
POST, MARTIN & CO.,
"a Pine-st.
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THE MARKETS.
TOTAL RECEIPTS or PRODUCE
Per North Riper Vessels and Railroads
Ngw-YoRK, May %. 1885.
GENERAL MARKET REPORT.

.,o,,rrs,o, R,o firm Mt sac for Fair by auction
5000 bags sold at $500 aniOs at SG Ds an
POM Costa Rica Mt 1l2Lc. Options were pons nn
a, the opening owing decrease ~ me ieeep' 49,
6ags closing steady for options and weak Ior
Saes n III, near the largest buyer closng
figures June. 71007l5; July Il3@asoj . hnSa as
November 7a5a75o December SS eT1n "iu si'''
-COTTON-Spot Cotton quiet ana unchanged. SAFES po
bales delivered contracts 1900 bales; eesp.s a. VA
ports today bales against 1904 this day last week anu
!, 1877 last year. $4,000, adjudication
The quotations according to the American
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uipioen0 Notices.

IL COUPONS due LIST prox., and The prin-
~ cipal Of all bonds due that date issued by THE
RAILROAD EQUIPMENT COMPANY, secured by rolling
stock furnished the following railroads. under Car Trust
form paid ami that date at the OceOf POS
MARTIN 4 co. No. "a Finest. New-YoTk; L. W. CLARK
q co. IS South 3d-st., Philadelphia
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legal Notices.
miscellaneous.

miscellaneous.
COUNTRY HOUSES furnished throughout
" COWPEPTdWAlT, 10. l5j, l57 %, lGl lO3, 100
ChathIn.st Ncw.iurk civ bctNc Elevated staoh aud
CITY Hal Furniture. carpets. bedding &c. ktAsOhaOIo
credit or discount Tor cash. Established 1907.
LOR SALE.-SSOO would cost $1,000 to
1 duplicate an ccyan Dorsay nude by Binder oil PARIS,
also glnt Duke As good Tor $500, cost $1,000
Apply at East 2Stl.sL
DOOMS OF 1.-THE TYPOTHETK,"
III 10 PARK Place and lG Murrty-st. New. YORK.
Extract nom me minutes II 9TH" Typltheuc'
AZ tho last rcgula monthly meeting 1t was unannously
voted.
That the thanks o the Society DO AMI are hereby rendered
toour brother members. Harper < BROTHERS L. Dew
& 60. Martin ~. Brown ID. Appleton & Co. Andrew Ut
tie If. Cherouly. X. Hoe x 10, AMI TO = A. kngler
90 for donations Of books and engaVugs connected Win
the 1yposTaPuir Art" 800 . ,.,,. e-...
WIN. G. MARTIN. President
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Purely Vegetable Remedies.

And of the reasons for their confidence and full
Endorsement is because all of Dr. Schenck's house
hold remedies are known to be purely vegetable.
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prote ssional.

WRITER FOR The PRESS, OF many
n wears experience solicits literary OF any kind
manuscript carefully revised and pre- for publication
Address WRITER, Tribune Olhce.
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Ayers Pills,
PREPARED BY
DIR. u. G. AVER ~ CO.. Lowell, Mass, u. 8. A.
For all Druggsta
Relations Notifies.

~ Jrmes's Church Madison and 7ls'.st. Rev.
CORNELIUS B SMITH Rcctor.-rrinity Sunday Holy
communion At 10 morning service at III evening soug at D.
Strangers welcome.
sixteenth Baptist Church 1Gthst sth-ave-10:S0
a.. Rev. HENRY CROSS, 81. Johns, N. b. 7:l5 p
Rev. JOHN w. ASHWORTH, Malone, N Y.
sts.Rcv. NJ Il AEG Err viii preach sunday ut 1880
and Rev. JOHN r. WILDES at 745 p
Thirteenth street Presbyterian Church between 9th and
18th aves.-prcaching by the Rev. II. d. JENKINS, d. d.,
OF FrcepOrt, Ill. nj 1880 a IN. and 7:i5 p. m.
Tnberrnce Baptist Church 2d.avc. AMI l0tn.st.-Rev
III. NJ. GALLAHER viii preach at 1919 a H. and If5 p ~
All wcCo no.
Thrtyscvcnih STREET Methodist Episcopal Church. Rev.
J. y WHEDON. Pastor. Preaching, Sunday at 1880 a. m.
and "a sunday school at D. IN seats free All are
welcome.
Twenty third street Baptist Church Lexington
ave.-Hey L. A. CRANDALL pastor, viii preach sunday
lO3u a. and 1891 Sabbaths school = 80 D. m. Young
peoples prIyernceBg Monday. p. Regular PRAYER
meeting Wdnesday p. Strangers and friends invited
University Place Presbyterian Church corner lOtl'st
Rev. GEORGE ALEXANDER, d. D., Past0r-Publc w0r.
ship at and TAI evening Service every wednesday
evening az o'clock In the chapel
West Thirty Hfh street Methodist Episcopal Church
Rev w &. SMITH D. D. pastor. &. H. IOWNSate OF Lon.
the pastor tho soldiers OF the late war
All arc cordially invited singing appropriate TO the OCCASION
West Thirty third Street i,nprisi Church.Rev W.
BOUKN pastor. viii preach Services 1919 a. m ana f40
In the evening Tie third in the series from
Samuel sub ect: The Wandering OF tho Ark" Prayer
meetings. on Monday and Friday evenings strangers
cordially invited.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
Wedding Bells.
GRAY Y-ROBINSON.-At the residence Of TIA,
brides parents in Peck on Thursday, Ma,
1iIh. 1855. by Rev. j. W. Gray, Samuel Ora,
to Miss E Ina Robinson

brides parents in Peck, on Thursday, May
14th. 1851 by Rev. j. W. Gray, Samuel Gray
to Miss E1na Robinson.
the young couple were present and with the fine
ment of mirth, music and a splendid dinner the
all present as one of the happiest of their lives
The worthy couple were the reel pients OF many
useful aud handsome presents from their admir-
ing friends of which we note the following
Floral marriage bell for the occasion Misses
Lean Allen anu T. Harrington. Walnut bedroom
set A. h, Robinson, Carpet rocking chair and
silver butter knife and dish, Mrs. A. X. Robinson
B read plate and fruit dish. Lettie Robinson
Fruit stand, Michael Gray. Lamp, Mrs. NJ. Gray.
Sett goblets, Susie Gray. Set glass sauce dishes
Martih Vanslyke and wife. Pickle dish. Martin
Nanslykc sr Set goblets, Hannah Vansyke
Glass water pitcher john ID. Grinnell and wife
Fancy pickle dish, Johnnie and pearlie Grinnell
Fancy hand bag, Jessie Gleason. Fancy fruit
stand, l.. Middleton. Portrait, Washington,
Adrain Alfred. Chamber set, w. j. Dodge
Pair fancy linen towels, Lean Allen. Silver but
ter knife, i. Herringtoa. Fancy bed spread, l.
f. and NJ l.. Dawson Celery dish, Sarah Van
camp. Butter dish. X. Emery and wife. Bread
plate. Clara Tucker. Celery dish, V. Tucker
Fancy egg dish, Minnie Welch. Butter dish
Bette Welch. Fruit dish, WILDER butcher
Fancy thread box, Carrie butcher. Glass Cruets
Clara Gawne. Individual salts, and ornamental
heart, Annie Markaroff. Individual salts, JOIN
Savell. Dozen fancy napkins, 5. L. Ballentine
The happy couple departed Thursday evening
for short pleasure tour May they have q lont
life of usefulness and honor.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
MONEY TOLOAN.

am prepared to place loans up
on farm property m sums OF $500
and upwards. ut I per cent. interest.
Apply to GEO. p. VOORHEES,,
Stevens Block, Port Huron, Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
A yyouderIui Dlscoyerv.

Consumply-> and ], VINO suner from any
affection of the throat AID lung, can find a
certain cure in i,r. Kings New discovery for
cousump ption. Thou. snd of permanent cures
verify the trath oi ihis sta snsut. NJ n,rd :
cine cau shpS tuch "A record -. woud d-riui
cures. Tnon-snd ~ once hopeless sufferers
uow prstsfney rocaim they cge their lives
to inns new dsss overy. II Wi cn.t YOU y ,sh-
ing to give IL . 'rial. Free trial bottles al w.
N, McKennn's rug store. Large size s, 90.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
FARM For SALE.

so acres OF land for sale, being the
west half OF the southeast quarter of
section l., township Of Lynn 81. Clair
CO.. and better known M the Blair OF
Walker Lot. one mile north and four
and onehalf miles west of Brock way
Centre. For terms and further par
ticulars address. R. 7. WALKER, La
peer. Mich. administrator of the Es-
tate of Eliza Walker. 49m3
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21

ATTENTION L. 81 ~. M. LODGES. -
We are prepared To furnish all kinds
of blank forms, such as are used, ON
short notice. Orders by mail will re-
celye prompt attention.
NOTICE The Brockway House and
so acres of land viii be sold or traded
for farm property and possess ION given
during month OF May 1885. Ii hotel
Is not sold it will be 10 rent. 4Sw5
GEO. w. d n. MCCLELLAN.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
Buckien's Arnica saive.

The best saivr IN he world for cuts, bruises
sores. ulcers, salt fheum. fever sores, tetter,
chappai HANDS. chilblains, corDs, and all
ss ~ erpptious, I'd positivly cures piles, or
no pay required. IL j. guaranteed TO give
o-rirc' satisfaction, ar money refunded.
P'ic~ 25 reuts per box. For sale bv w. n.
Mchenup.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
CENTRE MARKET
Reports corrected every Wednesday by O.
Mills
HEAR THIS !!

The Indians and half-breeds of the
northwest, defeat the Canadians and
cut the men down like grass.
We are not so blood thirsty, but
we propose to cut down prices on
all kinds of
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
HOUSE,
BrockWav Centre Bank,

-~OcOF JNO w. LAMON, ~
Brocksay C6atre, Wtc/tigo0.
New York Exchange bought and sold.
General Banking business done
Limited amount taken on deposit.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-05-21
DEATHS.

HAYES-At the home OF his parents in the
township of Speaker. on Tuesday, May 18th,
1885, Elisha i. Hayes, aged IL years and ~
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Pans Down on Peddlars.

He was in trade, the stationery
trade, and he carried his stock about
with him. 1t required no expressage,
as it consisted of six diaries and
twelve lead pencils. He had rung
the bell Of Main street mansion.
No one answered. He had gone down
to the basement and knocked. Still
no one answered. Then he had tap
ped on the window. Silence still.
But just then he had been made aware
OF the presence of a small boy who
had issued from an alley alongside
and proceeded to hurl at him decayed
vegetables and other odds and ends
in the STRENGTHENING departments
line. None of them had hit him, he
admitted, but for self.protection he
had summoned policeman and had
the hostile taken into camp.
The magistrate tried to look severe
and turned his gaze upon the culprit,
at which the latter dug his fingers in
to his eyes and struggled manfully
but fruitlessly to crush out tear.
"Look here, William Brennan" his
Honor said, sis that your name?"
"Yassar."
"You hear what you have been do
ing I"
"Yassar."
as you father livingp
"Yassar,"
"He is, ell? And no doubt shaving
to support worthless boy like you.
Now, tell me. Do you know what he
would do if he heard you had been
pelting this mani"
"Yassar."
81 warrant you know. Now, what
would he do?"
clam me cause l missed the galoot.
Pap's down on peddlers. New York
Herald.
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II am going 10 DC married.
in its ring, and looked at her son
through her gold-rimmed glasses COM
posedly.
She felt, however, that this was an
important crisis.
When Harvcy-thcir only son--had,
with commendable independence, left
his pleasant home to "get start" in
the neighboring city, they had all ex-
pected great things for him.
He would be rapidly successful; he
would distinguish himself in tho pro-
fession he had chosen and amass for
tune; and he would WOO and win some
sweet young girl with long row Of
ancestors-the Seelys being themselves
a good old family, were great respect
ers of blue blood-a host Of accom-
plishments and heavy dowry.
Their hopes had seemed likely to be
fulfilled. Harvey had proved himself
possessed of remarkable business quail
tiles; he had risen quickly and had re-
gently exceeded their widest ambitions
by being made junior partner of his
firm.
All that now remained to be desired
was his safe conquest of the beautiful
and aristocratic young person of their
dreams, with her many talents and her
substantial inheritance.
1t was not to be wondered at, there
| fore, that the girls were trembling with
eagerness; that Mr.. Seely fumbled with
his watch chain in nervous suspense,
and that Mrs. Seely opened her lips
twice before she found strength to pro-
pound the all-important question:
'Who is shep'
"She is Miss Dora Berdan, at pres
ent," said Harvey, smlingly.
''Berdanp" Mrs. Seely repeated, and
raised her brows inquiringly. II don't
think have heard of the family"
mot at all likely" Harvey rejoincd.
They are quiet people,"
''Berdan!" Mrs. Seely repeated, mus
ingly. mo, have not heard of them.
Where do they livep"
"In Weyman street," responded
Harvey.
Mrs. Seely fell back in her chair with
q little gasp; her husband turned dis
mayed face upon his son; and Kitty and
Margery gave little screams.
Weyman street! It was miles from
the regions of aristocracy; it was peo-
pied with working girls and seam
stresses, and small shop-kcepers; with
street-venders and old appie-women,
for all the Seclys knew.
mot Wcyman street, Harvey" said
his father, appealingly.
Acknowledgements street, Harvey
repeated.
'But she Is not--she can not be Of
good family, living in Wcyman street,"
said Mrs. Seely, anxiously.
THE family is quite respectable, "
her son responded, quietly. ''Dora's
mother is widow. She sews for a
lace goods house, our establishment;
that is how mat her."
Mrs. Secly groaned.
"A bookkeeper-a seamstressW she
calculated. "Oh, Harvey, you could
not have done worsel"
"A penniless grip" said his father.
solemnly; land after all we have hoped
for you. No; IL could not be worse"
IA common working GIRL" said
Kitty, in choking voice; ''and every
body will know It. o. Harvey, il
couldn't be worse
The young man looked from one to
another in nstonishcd, hurt and half
contemptuous silence.
aIargcry turned to him, with q gentle
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modification

"If anybody cailS-of course, everybody
oiH calt-.just tell EN- III see 'em
Tomorrow.
81 shan't think of setting up" said
the bride, rising from the table with an
apologize giggle, and bowling herself
towards the door. I'm too worn out.
If anybody calls-of course, everybody
will-just tell 'em I'll see 'em to-mor-
row. Come on, dear"
And she trippcd up stairs, with jul
venile nod over her shoulder, and with
her beaming young husband following.
Mrs. Seely wrung her hands despair
ingly; 49,, ;. ,, - ;,
she said, family. But this! How shall
we endure itp"
IL shall not endure itv' said her hus-
band; his face had grown almost care
worn during the last two hours. IL
shall send them packing tomorrow;
and if ever he enters my house again
-
He brought his hand down on the
table threateningly.
but that will not help matters"
said his wife, miscrably. HE is ruined;
we are disgraced and everybody will
know it."
There was silence.
II had pictured her to myself" said
Mrs Seely, beginning to sob, las a
young girl-a person of suitable age
for my poor misguided boy, decently
educated, and ut least lady. And
even then did not doubt that it was
such one he had chosen. l thought
myself the most unhappy creature in
the world, because she had not wealth
and an old name. Surely it is judg-
ment upon us. Oh, was there ever SO
dreadful thingp"
Probably not" said her husband,
grimly.
1t was solemn group which waited
the appearance of the newly-wedded
couple.
Mr.. Seely stood in front of the fire.
place, watching the door with stern
face. He was master in his own house
at least, and he was deter mined that
it should not be disgraced by his sons
wife for another hour.
"Please get them away before any
one comes, papa" said Kitty. 1T
would be dreadful if anybody were to
see her.
"Dreadfulr' Margery echoed, with
groan.
There were footsteps on the stairs.
Mrs. Seely turned with SILVER, and
the girls caught their breath.
The door opened.
The waiting group looked up slowly.
Would she not be still more terrible in
the broad daylight-that artificial, sim
pering HORROR
But it was not the sight they were
prepared to see which the open door
disclosed; it was not a painted, pow.
dered semblance of a woman who came
in slowly, with a timid smile and
downcast eyes.
1t was slender, sweet-faced young
girl, with shining brown hair
browning a charming head,
peachy cheeks, in which the color
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The Assistance he Needed.

"Philander," said a pretty girl to
her bashful beau, 81 wish you'd tie
this ribbon at my throat; l can't see
how to do it without a glass"
"Of course, I'll only be too glad
to-" he said, and at once grappled the
strings.
After an unsuccessful effort of five
minutes, during which he got as red
as brick house, and perspired like a
pitcher of ice-water on a July window
sill, he stammered:
w-I-don't think can tie re-
spectacle knot, Miss Mary"
Suppose, Philander," she whispered
with a pretty little blush, Suppose
you call in preacher to assist"
Like the unwilling of a beautiful
mystery, the situation unfolded itself
to Philander, and he feels better now
Merchant Traveller.
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sympathy mingling with 10 dismay in
her face.
Perhaps" she said. hopefully; ''per-
haps there is something TO make upp
Perhaps she Is wonderful beauty, or
great genius. or something"
Harvey gave her gratef u smile.
81 think her pretty, of COURSE" he
said; ''but l suppose that's because I'm
fond of her. don't think she would
be called beauty. And as for her
gcnius-shc's very clever at accounts;
but she doesn't sing or paint, or any
thing of that sort. She's never had
the time or money for such things,
poor grip"
But Margery had turned away with
an impatient gesture.
There is nothing, then, she said de-
spairingly; mo; it couldn't be worse. !"
Harvey rose from his seat with an
energy which set the bell in the caster
jingling.
"This is absurdw he said Indignantly.
at is more than absurd; it is unjust
and narrow-minded. How sensible
presumably sensible people," Harvey
corrected rather bitterly, lean say, in
regard to person they have never
seen, that 1T could not be worse is
past my comprehension"
1--WE will not talk of it," said Mrs.
Scely. holding up restraining hand.
Discussion will not mend matters.
And you are to be married next
month";"
"On the 9th, Harvey rejoined. "Of
course you will all be thereP" he added,
rather dubiously
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DREADFUL LESSON"
Demonstrating That Things Might
Have Been Worse.

"Your last day! Dear, dear! Must
you go to-day, HarveyP" said Mrs.
Seely, looking across the breakfast
table at her son with affectionate con-
Germ.
And her daughters, Kitty and Mar
gerry, echoed her words.
Couldn't you have got of for an
other weekp" said the father, breaking
his hot roll carefully; "now that you're
a partner, though"
"Now that I'm a partner, it's hard
work getting off," responded Harvey
Seely; 'it was all that 1 could do; in
fact"
He paused suddenly.
"What was all you could dop" in
CURED Kitty.
WELL" said Harvey, laying down
his knife and fork, with beaming
smile, "hcre goes! Here's the news
I've been saving up for you till tho
last, from n natural modesty. 1t was
all l could do to get things arranged
so that could go on my wedding trip,
a month hence. l am going to be mar
ried."
Kitty's spoon fell into her saucer
with clatter, and Mr.. Seely dropped
his roll hastily.
"Marredv' said Margery, breath
lessly.
Mrs. Seely alone remained calm.
She rolled up her napkin and put IT
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The Proper Kind of Cake.

"Pm going to get married." said he
as he placed hand upon the counter
"and / want wedding cake"
at is customary" said the pretty
girl, nowadays to have the materials
of the cake harmonic with the call
ing of the bridegroom. For a must
clan now we have an oat cake; fer 9
man who has no calling and lives up
on his friends, sponge cake for
newspaper paragrapher, spice cake,
and so on. What is your calling
please"
81 am pugilist."
"Then you want pound cake"
Boston Courier.
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A Wary Angler.

Old Judge Saunders is great brag
and has told about a dozen different
stories in regard to the weight of a
certain big catfish that he caught. A
friend, trying to entrap him; asked:
Judge, what was the precise weight
of that big fish you caught ?"
Judge Saunders to the colored wal
ter-"Bob, what did 1 say yesterday
that catfish weighed p
"What time yesterday, boss-in de
mawnipg, at dinner time or after sup
per ?"-Christian at Work.