New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-10
THE TALK or THE DAY.

II was irreyerent but one could not help
laughing That injured Assembly Committee which in
yesgatcd Tontno insurance asked to adjourn over
Good Friday The chairman sternly Iefused-the day
not being legal holiday he resolved to set an ex
ample OF official industry The counsel for the insurance
companes meeky submitted, but suggested that the
clerks had already gone home TO enjoy the usual holiday
over Good Friday 1t would be serious matter gathering
Thorn In again. Presently the chairman. with prefer
natural socmnity observed that rs the latest bulletins
indicated the possibility Of General Grants dying the
next day. the committee would adjourn over. "Well,'
audiby growled Chauncey Dcpew, this committee
seems for the death OF General Grant than
for the death OF the second person in the Trinity"
They are telling story OF Judge Harrington, who sat
on the Vermont Supreme Court bench IN ante-Dellum
days An action OF trOver was brought before hun Tor
African legally The Judge told him this title was de.
fretive: what more do need to make IA out title r.
was the judges reply.-lWatcrbury American.
Teras SVhnGs thinks that tho gallant Colonel Robert
G.. Ingersoll Is neat but not Cody.
sporting paper contains article entitled How to
prevent accidents In the game OF baseball This ann
Guilty may by the substitution OF garden
digging for baseball young man who Is digging gar
den never gets injured by running the bases or by the
bnt yng ont another players hand though when ne
gets through the game he may be Induced to think
ninety seven years Old Norristown Herald
Tho devil arose from his little bed.
Aud washed his face aud cJmbed his mead.
The devil to breakfast gayy went.
And gorged himself 10 his hearts content
The devil with many merry Jest
Gave TO the meal an added lcst-
Tho devils mother poured the tea.
And smiled ut her sons ilnpulslve Siee
The devil finished his early meal.
And started away on nlmDle heei.
For Won know" he said. make II by six,
or the foreman will treat me to sundry kicks"
"God bless you, my son." said the devils ma
IA the devil caught on passing car.
a. Cod tless the devil !" It's strange yet true,
or a printers devil rm talking To you.
Chicago Telegram.
According to the local papers, the citizens OF New
Orleans til appear wondering what sort OF an af
fair rho Exnoston is and In while few OF them
ret on n car and 20 out to see It.
Orders have been given by the Dominion Government
T., .rr,st Riel M all hazards This demonstrates that
te men al presrnt In possession OF the relns OI Govern
rncpt over In Canada must rejoice In the possession Of
great heads By the way why has General Lord Molse'
lev never stumled this plan OF settling The ulculty
oyer iu thc Souan bY ordering the arrest OF Ill Mahdl
at ali hazards Peoria Transcript
Tho f,houtauaua Circle has developed art annex
Give lessons i'm drawing aud painting by correspondence.
Every branch be Taught The director Is Mr. Frank
| Fowler the Committee OF Award, MessIs. swain GiI-
| lard n NOran aud WI III. Low The course Is two
Years anu nj the end OF the course diplomas Will be
| issued-IPhiladephia Telegraph.
The Thirteen Club should make note OF the following
paragraph from an Arizona paper the ro-