The Yazoo sentinel. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1878-1916, 1885-05-07
A BARnER us BALLAD.


Sulk or NOPE or the kind,
Jams your ear First-class shave
Full Of soap In your mind.
Barber, he Ordeal's DER,
! Goes in TO win, Thankful thai
Should you move, You can put on
| Of goes your chin, Coat and hat
Cuts hole Pay the barber,
| In your cheek, Mad with pain
Rubs with alum he says: "1hank you,
| Near week. Call again"
| Makes you weep, As you pass out
And sometimes swear Door Is banged.
When the comb While You grunt '1f
Pulls through your hair. do. I'm hanged"
HE KNEW.
ibid you ever see the man intoxicat-
ed ?"asked an attorney of witness In q
city court.
Eyes; slightly full, SO that he wanted
TO stand on his head. Sometimes he
was very full"
"What is your idea of the difference
between very full and slightly full p
"When mon is slightly full he can't
lie down, and when very full he can't
stand up"
HIS FIRST RIDE.
A Chinamau was riding in one OF til.
cable cars. He stood on the front Of the
dummy and was intently watching the
cable rolling along beneath the roadbed.
he was quite absorbed in this occupa-
ton when suddenly the engineer stopped
the Car with a jerk that threw him
against the support of the dummy. He
Strengthened himself up and looked at
the conductor.
Whats malta? Sting blole ~
San francisco Chronicle.
NocTuRNE IN FLAT.
Oh, the lady she puts on the roller skates
Over the fence is out
And into the may her way she takes
Eddying here and about.
Oh, but she shone in waltz or resi-!
Oh, but she slung dizzy heel
Oh but you'd ought to heard neT
squeal-
Over the fence is out.
[sEooND sTANzA IN AnNoR.l
Quivered and ratified the chandelier.
Lather the arnica on
All, but the shvers were sharp and serel
Where has the doctor gomez
All, but her joyous days were run;
Ere the bright night had scarce begun,
Not for a week can she have some fun
Lather the arnica on
RoB'T j. BURDErrx.
IMPOSING UPON THE POOR.
: "It all comes O. bein' poor" said an
old lady. trembling with Indignation, to
her sick husband. ST iist stopped in
minnit at the Riches to tell EN- as how
you wasn't gittin' any better, and Mrs.
Rich sed she was sorry, and wanted me
10 bring you bottle Of wine.'
did you bring it ?" asked the sick
nan. eagerly.
''No; / heard her say it had been lay
n down in the cellar ever sence 1856,
IN when she offered Il to me list
walked off without sayin'a word. IN
z Sun.
HE GOULD AFFORD IT.
81 did not see you yesterday, Misther
iilhooly," said Nose Schaumburg.
II was out of town yesterday. / went
Ishing with Col. Crandall Manson and
ONE others on Onion Creek"
"Oh, you vent NIT dot rich pankers"
Eyes, and he is one of the most
honest gentlemen /
yer met"
mime Gots, Wy should he not pc hon.
st. He has got more den halluf mill
IN tollars dot pank In, pesides real es-
lte For halluf dot money will pea
Amt myself, right away Texas Slft-
10s
BoBBY's sUcCEssFUL SCHEME.
"Won't you have another piece Of pie.
II. Featherly ?" asked Bobby, hospita-
ly. His mother was entertaining few
.iends at dinner and the dessert was
eing discussed.
Thanks, Bobby, Featherly replied,
Iughingly; 'ssince ron are SO polite
bout it, believe / viii take a small
iece more.
SAN right, said Bobby. ssNow, ma
your promise You said if
As necessary 10 cut into the second pic
could have two pieces. IN 2. Times
1T BREAKS INN ALL Up.
''Yes, 1 have got mighty good man,
Irs- Callaper, Int he's an awful tender
earted body"
SIS he ? Well. IwOuldn't have thought
Eyes; bad news Of any kind uses him
p"
Ia, me you don't sayi"
He never could stand mp under
ouble Of no kind like me.
That's very strange"
why, bless you, ma'am, It Just about
'eaks his heart 70 tell him the sugar
x Is empty, and it fairly gives him a
ssa Whenever he -four gives Out