The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-09-26
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 Scene from reel Rse-A walta.-- zAs HateAef.
 Showering the attendants at q pviSe tghs Is giving rain to the 'fancy."- Rea- Aeys Gasekks.
 We hear much about the pipe of peace. is no, the ssovepipe the pipe of quarEels ? --SestA aN6 Vest It is mean girl who will give her faith. ful lover the mitten in hot westher.-- SewsvViiis Iesynal. 1t is not the anonymous writer's name that interested parties want tits his scalp. --Nsw OyIesaS PieayHat. The watermelon is admitted without question into our best families, although It is always very seedy.-PAiIsdslbAia Call.
 Ponce de Leon did not discover the fountain ot youth. He did not know that 1t was kept behind the scenes,-Bestos BsdgsE
 An organis,, who advertised for vocal ists for church choir, headed his adver- tisemeHt; Good chants for the right parties"-Rosb.ry Adpocai<. Lovers and burglars have some things in common. They both laugh at lock. smiths, and they both have good deal of cupidi,y about them.-Bs'tos Budget Henry Karat went to sleep oa door step in New York and was robbed of his "turnip" Henry says the policeman was not on his beet. ."-BoSfos BSlistiS. An Ohio man has invented a practical thinking machine. It will be the greatest boon for dudes since the invention oi the sword-poin,ed shoe.--BSSiiagtos Frts Pyess.
 The Philadelphia 7imes defines mar riage as temporary social alliance, en. tered into for the purpose of acquiring a cheap notoriety through the medium of divorce,
 "l never could understand" said Mrs B., in high key, how a man as mean and provoking as you are could ever be born!" took advantage of the baby act meekly replied MT. B.--.S0EM aHd 1 Ue1.
 A Berlin physician claims to have in- vented machine for looking into the brain. l, is probably nc w-fangled cork screw, although the old kind will uncover the brain oi most any man. WhtfshaN l Zfmes.
 The brewer who inaketh good beer in the day and Puttcth good head on Il is better that he whe drinkeIh the beer at night and wake h up in the morning with a good head on himselt--S.Ofkf0n ] Magerick
 Emigrant rates from New York to Chi. ca so have been reduced to ST. But this will not benefit standard opera aad the. atucal companies. They generally need low fares from Chicago to New York; NoryiSfOa0H Herald
 An old proverd says: "Al things come to him who can wait," but If the restaurant waiter doesn't put in an ap- pearancc inside of two hours after you send him out. 1t is always safe to call new waiter.--Wew Koyk Graphic.
 A report of base ball game says "Larkins knocked Fulton, the new pitcher all over the held" This must have been an agreeable change for the umpire. It is long lane that has no turn in it--N<w Fork Lsdeprn6sSf.
 Directly after the war young man went home and married the sister of a osmrade he messed with during his term of service as soldier. This was con- sidered as a mess alliance, and never d,d please the old ioiks.--New OyIsaSS Piea. JDSf.
 There have been vari, ,us answers to the conundrum: Why is ship called she1 We think the proper answer is: Be- cause she IS handsomex. when she is well-rigged. Wives saould Cat this out and snow it to their husbands.-BOs | Courier.