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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The great sources Of the extensive
curative range of DR.. Jones' Red Clio
yer Ionic are its great blood purifying
Qualities and its gentle aperitive action,
thereby removing all restraint from
the secretive organs, curing promptly
and thoroughly dyspepsia, costiye.
ness, Dad breath. piles, pimples, low
spirits, sick and nervous headache.
ague. malaria, and all stomach, liver
and kidney troubles. The most deli
cate stomach accepts it with relish.
frlce flfty cents. Of druggists. T2l
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Mrs. Simon Rowland died very sud
denly at Butternut Valley. During
the Indian massacre of 1862 she receN.
ed several dangerous wounds from the
Indians, from which she never fully re.
covered.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Emily Werner. 13-year-old daughter
of Mr.. Werner living on Garden street
in west end of town, had a leg broken
last Monday while at play with other
children. Dr. Mueller reduced the frac-
ture.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11
NEW ULM AND VICINITY.
1 See notice Of local Board 81 Health
in another column.

Owing to wreck near Lamberton
the passenger train from the west was
four hours late last Monday.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

We have been shown a stone toma-
hawk recently found in the town of
Home by Mr.. j. Current. The muir
derous implement of war weighs two
pounds and thirteen ounces and is in
perfect shape.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Preachers, lawyers. teachers, public
speakers and Vocalists all speak highly
of DR.. X. Stones Bronchial Waters.
Is cents. All druggists.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Mrs. Mueller, widow of Reinhold
Mueller, lost another child with diph.
liberia last Saturday. This makes the
third death in the family within one
weeks time. Two more children re.
main to the bereaved mother, but neith-
er is staying at home. One is a stu
dent in the Martin Luther College and
the other is staying with the Lutheran
minister's family at Nicollet. This is
indeed sad and the sorrily stricken
mother has the heartfelt sympathy of
the entire community.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Rabbits tails are short, but not short
er than your coughing spells will be if
you use DR.. X. Stones Bronchial
Waters. 25c.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11
The Ind n.nity | ,ands Again.

The register and receiver Of the Ira
cy land Office publish the following
card:
The Railroad Lands in this U. s.
Tracy Land District have been decided
to the various Railroad Companies by
virtue Of various Acts Of Congress, re-
main SO decided and of record in this
Office. Reports that they are subject
to entry under the Presumption, Home
stead and Timber Culture laws has no
foundation in fact. The only official
act to be performed at this Office, is to
certify to all applicants a copy Of our
records.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

New ULM MARKETS. Wheat, No. 1,
~; No. 2, 60; oats, 20; corn, IS; barley,
35-45; potatoes. Is; onions, go; butter,
8 to 124; eggs, Is.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The cars coming from the west last
Sunday morning were covered with
several inches Of snow. .
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Program.
PARTI.
1-oyerture, '.Mountainstream," CityCo Band
2Serenade, by Marschner. Maepnerchor.
3-Bass Solo, by Tschirch II Rudolohi
4-hunters' Farewell, by Mendelsohn,
.......................M aennerchor
PART II.
City COrnet Band,
2-Tableau, "Ursache der Gerichtscene'
3--ElNE GERICHTSCENE. Comisches Terzett.
PERsONEN:
iAihtihah.. -........... II. Rudolph.
.:...... II. Wankum,
4-Abschied Won Wade, by KIauer, Maenneychor.
PART III.
l-oyerture Mein U. dcin.. City Cornet Band
&VERGESSLICEKEIT Comedy in ACT
PERSONEN:
Frau Elsa Roll, Michhaendlerin :. Miss T. Fay.
1AoA AnL John DengIer.
Dora, inre Magd... Miss E. Fay.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

OYSTERS by the can or dish. Fresh
fruits, new stock of cakes, candies and
groceries just received at Wd. Eibner's
restaurant, opposite Dakota House.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Attorney General Hahn decides that
when a justice Of the peace or any Of
ficer has warrant for the arrest of a
criminal, it is his duty to obey the law,
and he should receive compensation
for fees and milage, whether he cap
'ture the criminal or not, provided the
attempts at capture are made in good
faith.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

OYSTERS! OYsTERs!-Go to j. C.
Geiger's to get fresh oysters direct from
the Chicago oyster bay every day. he
will serve them to you by the dish or
can.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The latest remedy for rheumatism Isl
said to be poultices Of tar placed to the.
soles Of the feet.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Total acres 344l.53. Total Amt sl9 800 80.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

This evening the New Ulm TURNER
Elm celebrates its goth anniversary. The
programme consists of vocal and instru-
mental music, calisthenics. English
and German addresses, declamations,
gymnastic exercises and social hop.
See the full programme in another col
umn.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Last Wednesday Mr.. Ath. Henle. ST..
OF Milford, received telegram an.
nouncing the sudden death of his son-in-
law. MI. J. Weisensee, of West St. Paul.
Mr.. Weisensee was a baker and as was
his custom. he went to the bakery
aoent y o'clock Tuesday night, to bake
his bread for next days delivery, tell
ing his wife to not wait for him, and
that was the. last time he was seen alive.
He should have concluded his work in
about an hour and when, at O'Clock.
his wife awoke and found him absent.
she went into the bakery and found
him lying on the floor dead. Over his
lett eye was confusion, resulting from
his fall against the wall. Part Of the
dough had been made into loaves and
put into pans ready to bake and the
balance remained in the trough. Wei
sensee's hands were covered with
dough, showing that death came without
warning and was instantaneous. Heart
disease was no doubt the cause of his
sudden taking away. A little over a
year ago he married Miss Cresense
Henle Of Milford. He was industrious
and by perseverance and close atten.
ton to business had built himself up a
lucrative business. Mr.. and Mrs. Ath.
Henle of Milford attended the funeral
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The special election to be held on
Tuesday, Dec. LIST, is called for the
purpose of filling the vacancy in the
city council, caused by the resignation
of Chas. Bust. The new member
will be elected for Mr.. Brust's unex-
pired term, about five months, but he
will undoubtedly be given new lease
of Office at the regular election in A
pril.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The walls of one of the Mankato Lin.
seed Oil company's warehouses gave
way Friday and the greater portion of
$4,000 bushels of flax YVES spread upon
the ground. The warehouse is Il total
wreck, and can not be replaced short
OF $4,000 to $4,000. THE fax got wet,
and the total damage will not be less
than $4,000.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The irst number Of the Evangelical
Lutheran Syeodal Bote, to be publish
ed in this city under the auspices of the
German Lutheran Synod of Minneso-
ia, will make its appearance December
10Th next. For time the paper will
be issued semi-monthly, but it is the in.
tention to publish it weekly eventually.
It will be strictly church organ.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

Rev. Mr.. Mowery bagged four wild
geese in the town of Lake Hanska, one
day last week. The reverend gentle
man is crack shot and but seldom re-
turns empty handed from his hunting
excursions.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The special correspondent of the Pr
o''eer Press telegraphs that on last
Thursday Father Ryan of Marysburg
drove to Mankato and started for
home in the evening. After dark his
team was found six miles from Manka-
to astride fence, and Father Ryan
went into a house near where the hors-
es were found and went right out
again. He had no hat on when he en-
tered the house, and one side of his face
was bleeding. He has not been seen
since, aud large party are out hunt
ing for him. The opinion prevails that
he was thrown from the buggy and sus-
tanned injuries of the head that have
unbalanced his mind.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

It is rumored through various chan
nels that the Cannon Valley folks have
secured a right-of-way into this CITY.
Whether or not this assertion is true we
cannot say, but that there has been a
good deal of property exchanged within
the past few weeks, which linked to-
gether would be ample for right-of-way
purposes, cannot be denied. It is lust
barely possible that the report is found
ed on facts, and if so, Mankato people
will be pleased. - Maakato Free Press.
From Mr.. Jacob Klossner, Jr., who
made a business trip to St. Paul last
week, we learn that the Cannon Valley
people have not yet abandoned their
intention to build their road to New
Dim, and that sometime during the
winter we will be visited BY the officers
Of the road with a view Of ascertaininc
our wishes in the matter. This looks
as if the road would be extended to our.
city next season.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

An engine and couple of cars were
derailed on the Eagle Mill spur track
one day last week. Whenever Hot
finger takes the spur fer a trip up
town. Ike spreads the rails so far apart
that the next engine passing over it
always drops through. Standard gauge
will not do for broadgauged man
like Hottinger, hence the frequent ac-
cidents'e the spur.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-11-11

The whole to conclude with a
The Press., 1885-11-26
THE INDIcEsTIRLE NOTE.

A Pri1ssian army offirer stationed at Berlin, frequently had occasion to borrow money from an accommodating Israelitish friend, who charged only three or four per cent. a month. As a general thing, the officer, Baron Von Pump, was able to meet his obligations, but on this particu- lar occasion to which we allude, he was not able to do so. ,as{
 Moses Levy was promptly on hand to collect the money. He called on Baron Won Pump at his room and presented the note.
 "Moses, have heretofore always been able to meet my note, but have no money to pay this one. You will have to wait"
 1T don't vait at all. Ven you don't bay dot note right away, goes and brings dot note shustus of der peace before, and sues you right on de spot"
 Baron Won Pump quietly locked the door and put the key in his pocket, where upon Moses's legs began to wobble about, and his eyes protrude with anxiety, for he was afraid of personal violence at the hands of his creditor. The Baron pro- duced pistol and focused the unhappy Israelite with it.
 sNow, MT. Judas Iscariot, you just take that note of mine and eat it.
 ''Scheneral, vas schoost jokin' init you. can vait so long as you wants me to-"
 "I can take joke as well as anybody, and now it is your turn to take choke. Chew mp that note and swallow it, or you are dead man, and the officer pressed lightly on the trigger. .1
 In vain did Moses protest that he didn't feel like eating, that he was in no hurry for his money.
 "Down with it, I say, thundered the of- ficer.
 Although Moses was in no danger of perishing for lack of food, he perceived that he might prolong his life by the meal to which he was cordially invited. He chewed up the note, principal and inter- est, and craning out his neck he managed to get it all down.
 "Now, you can go and bring suit on that note, if you feel like it. Perhaps the clerk of the court will put you on file when you tell him where the note is, my friend, |" said Baron Von Pump
 A few days afterward the Baron received money from home, with which he paid Moses what was coming to him.
 'Scheneral, de next time ven you wants some monies, schoost come to your old friend, Moses Levy, who will never go pack on you"
 "All right, Moses. Next time I need money, I'll let you know" Not long afterwards Baron Won Pump needed some money, and notified Moses to bring the amount desired to his room. Having counted over the amount, the off, cer took sheet of paper and began to write out his note for ninety days for the amount.
 eff you please, Scheneral, schoost stop dot right away. I would not have dot, !" and from under his coat he drew forth a large cake of gingerbread.
 "Now, you schoost write that note out on dot gingerpread, so ven has to eat him again, I wIll not suffer so much as I did ven I schwallowed dot oder note."
The Press., 1885-11-26
Issued Every Thursday Evening.
{For The Press.) A THANKSGIVING SOLTLOQUY.
BY CARL THEODORE HANSON.

PARTI QUESTION What have to be thankful for on this bright
 November morn? series of deprivations from the day that
 was born? struggle for an existence, by soul that
 yearns to rise From this earthly vale of ignorance, up above
 the azure skies? What is life but troubling burdens, heaped
 upon my panting breast? Till my soul in care is shrouded, longing for
 day of rest. Every sweet ever tasted followed was by Always trials and temptations find round
 me everywhere. I am doomed to die of pining -desolation is
 my curse! Troubles that can be suggested, can there anything be worse? 9. I am sud, pensive and weary, on this dull
 Thanksgiving Day Not a cherished friend convenient, and my
 home-so far away What, then, have to be thankful for on this
 bright November morn But myriad of troubles, and heart almost
 forlorn.
 PART II. ANSWER. Shame upon my sinful thinking. Though I
 have m aching heart, Why should l this life be cursing? Why not
 lbravely act my part Whats the good in this low eringing? Scorn
 the trials that may come Stand upon an honest manhood, battling till
 this life be done There are many hidden glories in this life of
 ours below, And one chief and hardest trial Is ouyselves
 aright to ksoso Life is full of glorious duties--duties for us
 all to do; Blessed they who ne'er are tempted, but unto their tasks are true. They shall reap the crown immortal at the closing of lifes day, And with halo bright around them to the heavenly spheres shall sway! There the heart shall know no pining, no
 more trials for the soul, But from love and tender kindness reap we blessings rIch untold. I rejoice that I am given privilege to live and die, For at last, through love and duty, to acquire a home on high. - - And with reverential worship, though my heart may seem forlorn, Thank Him, our wise Creator, on this bright November morn s s- | Stafford Springs, Conn. sThanksgiving,'1ss5
The Press., 1885-11-26

It is inexpressibly gratifying to learn from the Rockville papers that f'Snipsic was eighteen feet and four inches" last week. The week before last, according to the same exact and unimpeachable au- thorities, If we recollect correctly, Snipsic was just about the same-in feet and inches.
 We are always glad to hear from Snip sic. although we do not know what Snip sic is, where 1t is, or why the Rockville newspapers should feel bound to give it a weekly free puff in their local column. As soon as our Rockville exchanges reach us each week, we turn with feverish impa- tience to the third page, local column, to see how Snipsic is. If it proves to be eighteen feet, or whereabouts, we expect that the country is safe, but when it dwindles down to ten, eight or seven feet and some inches, as 1t sometimes does, a vague fear arises that there is danger ahead, dread lest the old thing should pull in entirely, or explode, or something else rash
 We speak of Snipsic as an old thing, but it is in no fippant sense. Far from it. On the contrary we feel an awful, an over- whelming veneration for it, whatever it may be, because we know not what it is and never knew. That it is something great, mysterious, possibly dreadful, there is no question, else why should the Rock vile press bow down 10 it in obsequious and hunliliating adoration? That it is an old thing is equally indisputable, because that headline in the Rockville newspapers calling attention to it has been running longer than memory.
 Once or twice in remembrance a week has passed and our Rockville contempo- raries omitted all reference to Snipsic, and the following seven days were days of dread suspense with us. We feared that Snipsic might be ill, or dead, or horrible thought! it had escaped from its keeper and was wandering over the country at large. In trembling impatience we antici- pated the next issue of the Holland County Press, and when it came, hastily tore off the wrappers and--third page, head of the column, in the old familiar place-were greeted by the welcome announcement .'Snipsic IS feet, 6 inches, last week p Joyous news glorious refutation of 8 gnawing conjecture that Snipsic might be only 4 feet and IS inches, or perhaps done for completely. It is strange that one's sympathy and solicitude should so go out to total stranger, but it can't be helped. l Years ago when faith was stronger we suspected that Snipsic was reservoir in Holland county. and that Rockville and the Rockville newspapers were built along. side of it; but that theory is too brittle tc hold. If Snipsic were mere reservoir o1 mere water why should Rockville journal ists be so attentive and deferential towards l it?
 1t is far more probable that Snipsic is wall-eyed god with wart on his chin and that the weekly line in our contempo raries is exacted by him in our contempo raries is exacted by him in recognition O his power as a lever in the Holland County Press. But whoever, or whatever, Snipsit may be, we greet it this week, hope it i. we'll, and that it is eighteen feet and some | TVppLL3f
The Press., 1885-11-26

DlMOCK BROS. PROPERTY on Maln-st.. staf- ford Springs In two pieces One consists of hud- ing in which Parsons New Room and Williams Shoe Store are situated, and land running throut to Gold street. The second piece consists of lot 115x115 feet os which is Bfdwen < Co.'S Meat Market, Stone House and Barn and Tenement House. The above property will pay o,per cent onopr price. e. e
The Press., 1885-11-26

PLACE AT COLCHESTER, CONN, (which is 6 lovely yiiage> consisting of nice new House and Barn sud acres aapd, onone of the best streets, and in every way most desirable piece Of property. Price reasonable. Will exchange for prop erty in Stafford Springs.
The Press., 1885-11-26

sELEcTIONs..

SELEETHONS.y
 (From Popes limitations of Hesace.) ''There St. John mingles with the friendly
 bowl R The feast of reason and the flow of soul" Between excess and famine lies a mean" ''He knows to live who keeps the middle
 state" ''welcomes the coming, speed the parting ssNot to go back is somewhat to advance, And men must walk at least before they
 dance."
 Iris the first virtue, vi es to abhor; t And the first wisdom, to be fool no more. But to the world no bugbear is so great, As want of figure, and a.small estate" " s'Here wisdom calls; Seek virtue first be As gold to silver, virtue is to gold.' Then, London's voice, Get money, money
 still w@xg And then let virtue follow, if she will. VI F' "Hes armed without that's innocent within. 1" "Ah show me one who has it in his power To act consistent with himself an hour" "Not to admire, is all the art know, To make men happy, and to keep them SO" sThe worst of madness is a saint run mad" "A man of wealth is dubb'da man of worth. :" ''Be virtuous and be happy for your palms." s:But what is fame the meanest have their
 day
 The greatest can but blaze and pass away" '"The man that loves and laughs must sure do
 well.''
 s:All human virtue to it's latest breath Finds envy never conquered but by death" Shakespeare (whom you and every play
 house bill
 Style the divine, the matchless, what you
 will,) .....-.. For gain, not glory, winged, his rowing fight And grew immortal in his own despite. s'Praise undeseryed is scandal, in disguise" s'Years following years cal something every
 day, --.-..,.s-.- - At last they steal us from ourselves away" ' ''Each, praised within, is happy all day long," ''Use will further what's begot by sense." ''Talk what you will of taste, my friend you'll
 find Two of a face, as soon as of-n mind" .ts-. "Ihis subtle thief of life, this pa'try time" "What is't to me Ca passenger God wot) Whether my vessel be first-rate or not? The ship itself may make better figure, But that sail am neither less nor bigger" Learn to live we'll, or fairly make your will; You've played, and loved, and ate, and drank Walk sober s off, before sprightliera age Comes tittering on, and sloves you from the
 stage.
The Press., 1885-11-26
EWritten for The Press. l
 THANKSGIVING DAY.

Day of the pilgrims, who, braving distress, Made them ahome in the wilderness; Day of people who, battling with ills, Settled New England's wild valleys md hills ; Day of a nation well-favored and great, "A One Union from Maine to the Golden Gate Day of rejoicing, but briefly delays Thy coming with feasting and sweet songs of
 praise, When the rich days of autumn their bounty
 afford, And the plentiful harvest is gathered and
 stored. Day by the fathers held sacred ands sdear, May their children forever so Wescome thee
 here That lighter the heart and brighter the way Shall be for thy coming, o Thanksgiving day. Northampton, Mass, Nov 1885. LIMA
The Press., 1885-11-26

DANIEL CHAFFEE'S FARM, at Westford, of 4e0 Acres: Lumber enough to much more than pay for
 Wouldl exchange for property in or near Hart- ford or Springfield ESlII.E@I Il
The Press., 1885-11-26

FARM abous four miles west of Hartford: This has fine buildings and g acres choice Garden and Tobacco Land. Will exchange for Stafford property
The Press., 1885-11-26

The.wARREN BUTBER PLACE on south-st: We open for bids on this place, and are going to sen It. Has good House, painted and blinded, Barn, and threefourths choice and stocked to grapes, apples, pears, etc.
The Press., 1885-11-26

CHANCE FOR SOMEONE ouT OF BUSINEsS:.
 Property situated close to depot consists of House, Store and Barn and Land, all for $1 800. Post-ofice gees with the store. All well rented, or buyer can possession, If required at once. Will exchange for Springs property.
The Press., 1885-11-26

HARD-EARNED WAGEs.-An artist em- ployed in repairing the properties of an old church in Belgium, being refused payl ment in a lump, was asked for details, and sent in his bill as follows
 Correcting ten commandments ..... $5.12 Embellished Pontius Pilot and put new 9' ribbons on his bonnet. 3.O2 Put q new tail on the rooster of St.
 Peter and mepded comb. mb.................. 2.20 Replumed and gilded the left wing of
 the guardian angel. AIS Washed the servant of the High Priest
 and put carmine on his cheek.......... 5.12 Renewed Heaven, adjusted two stars,
 and cleaned moon. on.......................... 7.14 Reanimated the flames of purgatory
 and restored souls. uls.....................,... 3.O6 Renewed the flames of He'll, put l4ew
 tail On the devil, mended his left hoof,
 and did several jobs for the damned. 7.17 Rebordering the robe of Herod and read
 justing his wig. wig......................... 400 Put new spotted dashes on the son of To-
 bias and draping on the sack............ 200 Cleaned the ears of Balaams ass and
 shod him ..................... 3.02 Put earrings in the ears of Sarah. 2.O4 Put new stone in David's sling, enlarged
 the head of Goliah and extended his
 legs. ................... 300 Decorated Noah's ark. 300 Mended the shirt of the prodigal son and
 cleaned his ear........................... LOO
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