Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-04-10
BRIGHT BITS.

BOTH men and women are fond of theatre
going in the country The women like to go
to the society plays to see how the actresses
dress, and the men to the variety plays to see
how they don't dress.-B7ston Courier.
BRAss BANDS on skates now lead the grand
ma Ches In some of the skating Kinks. This
ia as it should he. 1t viii probably put an end
to brass bands or TO the skating rnks, and
perhaps to BOTH Let the good work 90 on
PUCK.
TWENTY young men have started club IN
Pmladelphia for The purpose Of writing poetry.
We have ALWAYS thought the police regula-
tons OF the Quaker CITY were entirely too
lo'sa, ana TINS confirms our oplnlon.-LO10eH
citizen.
"WEIL, uncle. how's business with you?'
"Pooty slow. sah, but | hyar say dish yer At
rlcan istum an am gwine ter make big
deman TO Brea lstuI- an Use 'spectin' a
powerful NlVal o. Biznlss wen dc ehece 81 bs
roun' ter Sandwiches, sab. - C0LHnbjI-Spec-
tGt0r.
"NONE of the thirteen who graduated fror.
the New y ork Medical College and Hospital
for Women last "Wednesday wore bangs. ~
Thirteen is an unluckv number. nevertheless,
as the public Will discover as soon as the
young graduates get fairly into their work
-Gxap5ic.
"MRs. JONES'" exclaimed Smithers, saun-
terng into the breakfast roon, 1.-THE war in
htna has removed one serious cause for COM
plant aRaInst you" Against met" replied
the PRECEDING matrOn from behind the urn.
"l e. / see that the market reports quotetea
as being stronger '-BOSt0n Courier.
''LAM positively opposed to having a choirin,
the church, " sail old Mrs Piety to her hus-
band after listening to the lalf-Operatic ans
81 the service. we have no accune tS0f chairs
IN she days Of the apostles" NO " growied
Mr.. Piety. sadly, but you know they had
,o'her methOds Of torture titat were almost as
ba3."-Eet0n,dR TodeDeafdea.
WHAT is lt,-my children" exclaimed the
temperance advocate. ''that causes men TO
ignore the ties ofhorne. neglect their families,
st;v cut until after midnight, aHFl get no with
bad headache in the mOrnHg?" II know"
shouted the little son of a Congressman
well, my little fellow. tell the others what
1t is" Politics. PhjJadelphid eau.
TWELVE young American girls have be-
slowed their hands and fortunes on Italian
princes. counts and msrquises within few
wears. This is to be regretted; bat there is
some balm IN Gilead. The more American
hclresses captured by impoverished Italian
nohlemen, the fewer the number of Italian
organ grinders and chestnut roasters seen in
the streets of America .-NOrraStO10n Herald.
SAYS Tom to Bill. ''Pray tell me, sir,
Why is it hat the devil,
IN spite Of al his naughty ways,
Can never be uncivil."
Saws Bill TO Tom. That's very plain
To any mimi that's bright,
because the mp of darkness. sir,
Can meier be imp o. lightn'
-C6eeeJdnd PJaindealer.
TRUE TO THE LETTER.
When Nj Tis YOUR pocketboOk
And c ID are your clothes,
And when you have an ID look
That health's ID < so shows,
win body Q out
And 4 q by the hand
And q how you came about
And SHOW a I grand?
win one old friend 5 A to show
That + A friend is stin?
VIII one, to quick l. A your woe,
Send u A dollar bill?
win one Q's your sad-RA
And to \ l. he rest,
Help YOU u bs again OK
And made y b his guest?
Not much you wouldn't getHU
OF 'baccy 4 4 when
fond { X friend for aid Too true
No A ID would give then.
but in old 4 wealthy man
Can have friends in KS;
So cave up \ E's and you can
Have friends . TO bless
II. G. Dodge, in Chicago Sun.