New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-23
THE IALS or The DAY.

IKE ldLh VI luE DAI.
Mr. Francis n Bangs. who has been paying bis com,
pllments the terrors OF the press" once said to
reporter OF daily paper, THANK God there will be
reporters in Heayenw You mistaken" the embodied
terror grayely responded there will be arecordng
GEL" Mr. Bangs at the announcement
he unable to smile at the wtcism In justice 20
Mr. Bangs the statement should he made that he not
troubled on his own account lie knew he would have
a fair report.
The superintendent OF schools had been addressing
young children against the 81 tobacco when
small boy raised his hand and inquired Please, ,.y
ask Me- Question e YES r T the sachsr
turned rel and had not much 20 The little fellow
nn n9tceu wa, .e otce cre hignIy nsrfnsd
with tobacco smoke.-lsitchburg tMass.) Sentinel
Paror lectures promise to be popular form amusc.
ment.
At the celebration the other day. by Associated
Pioneers OF thu Territorial days OF California Of the hir
yseyentt anniversary OF the discovery OF gold at sat
ter's sfw-m, the mouth OF many veteran waite sd
when his eye caught the following bill Of fare: To order
If you wait for rizzy bear steak, with frijoes ribs
OF antelope with tortlas with chill coorado
fried salt pork with slap jacks. stewed ackass rabbit
with mesoa, mule trump steak with hard tack, and
mysterious stew, Ia Chinese" But no waited.
The anniversary OF the landing sof Ponce dc Leon in
Florida, and the founding Of St augustine will be cele
bratcd together by che of 81 Augustine the
27th OF March.
Dr. Carver, Saturday. finished his task of hitting
10000 balls in six days The achievement has had
rifle hitting the balls. II he had corraled TIE balls
In pile, and used base ball club. brick, he might
to devote digging cellar, saving wood, something
that way. But we don't suppose he ever thought Of
that Norrisown Herald
IF you could get whatever you wished. what would
you wish ~ asked Christmas day OF little
girl who had just finished her plum pudding She eyed
the OF the feast rehectivey tor moment and
then replied declsiyely: "Td Just wish that could DO
very hungry again."
young Vienna surgeon. who committed suicide
because he was ued and sentenced to repeat
nation Tor treating Inhamed finger unscienthcally,
was indicated affer his death. The hsh court on
moi caused the loss OF the finger in question and
quilted him. Waterbury American
New-York reporter was staying IN a small town In
Georgia He happened to witness Eight between two
we'll known local politicians. Thinking he could turn
few honest pennies he hasened the Office OF the local
newspaper: Got "a bully story, he said. flight be-
tween Judge A and Sheriff F.. How much do you
wantT" why, those the Shoot replied
the edltor-inchef I'd have to quit the town II pub
lished anything against either OF them Next day this
interesting appeared: Two well known politicians
had an alteration yesterday" The NewYork reporter
thinks isn't much newspaper enterprise in Georgia
In the poets corner" OF The Papret Vauey (R- IL
cleaner there appeared last week poem the woes
OF workingwomen written by a woman working at the
looms. II began In this way: "a
It's oft been quoted and Oft been said.
BY men that's living aud men that's dead
That the hardest lot Of the woman that worked
Was hers that sang tue song OF tina shirt;
But sadder the fate. and harder the lot.
Is hers that weaves the cloth FOR the shirt.
or oar sad life. but few can dream.
Amid foul air and yapor steam"
japanese dentists only the thumb and forehnger IN
pulling teeth bur are just as able to make the victim cry
murder the best modern American steel gripping Jaw
wrenchers. i Minneapolis Tribune
Mr. Ryan is reported saying that the thought Of mis-
mother nerved his and inspired him to strike Mr.
sullivan good cne All writers social science agree
that mothers influence is of the most Potent-of
forces.
MIA cold day when paper does not have para
granh about Mr. Livingstone citizen OF the United
Statesl but now living In Florence, Italy Mr. Living
stone used to 20 riding in coach-dra by.tweny
horses but being forbidden to do that by thelauthoe
the twenty horses tandem fashion TO three
carriages the first OF which Is driven by himself the
secopdsb by his. son and the third by coachman In
mia Mr. Livingston has his fun. and yindicates his
ht IN drive "a many horses as he wishes The Amer
loan citizen abroad Is not to be trined with'
. For Gods sake. hold your tongues will You T. was
the nI St Who had tho misfortune seated within
hearing distance OF ootelie OF Young peops WIN 20
- rc,cntly advanced in the ways ot GOOD society 70
bnow how to behave themseyes In pubic. fhhaoc'-
phia lihcs'
Dr Coleman has left this office sample OF sh taken
With the fsh for miles, and being frozen INTO tne ea
VII ranicr IN useless Tor domestic purposes Tue sam
% lar are about an inch and hair long and
the nsh found in the bay In ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
(Canada) Inteligencer
.wah - sFlanagan, OF Texas, Is almost as great
,orya for the newspaper paragrSphers as tue greas
and only Tom Ochiltree.
Al samoson was noted for his long hair and bis 70.
,rrahlo death ealing power II Is mol lmpossioie ess
bs nght ina ge been quaok doctor III copy VI oho ~
no nsyysnapers of his could be found You wouia
nrobaby sec his counterfeit preseotment aaorhe w,s
po,med shirtfront and score or TWO of nnsoisatoa
e,imonials os 10 the efficacy of his UNIVERSAL lnNg
n, orr World-Wds Specific IL ID not unlikely tnat as
dash was caused by foolshy partakiug OF that when
was intended only his patens'-Boston Transcripts
Tn the crumbliug walls of Fort Lafayette is dismal
| Gall which ia shown visitors as the place where
General stone was confined after the battle OF Balls
Bluff.
The YeicbWN,or! tMass.) Herald tells stsry OF 9
policeman Of that town. He rel orted that he was pu'
hfty-eeht years fold. and his superior officer learning
from other that he must be great deal oFc'
decided write to the Town Clerk OF his uatsc s0vh
regarding of his BIRTH After while he rece'ea
note from the Town ClerK stating that he had eism
the records births far back as l73l but eou
lind no trace OF the individual mentioned He ur'ne.
added that 1t was intention to 80 over the recos
back to 1900 and that II he then found no trace "
| would dye up the search.