New-York tribune., 1885-07-08
IHE T4LK OF TIE DAY

sarcastic correspondent Of The Philadelphia Times
thus describes type OF girl to be found at Atlantic City:
She a scarlet parasol and dog Pretty and
pebcian, partial to navy blue and cardinal, she may
be seen In the train, Atlantic and at the hops
always the centre Of coterie Of congenai companions
Pug 10 capasoned gorgeous leathern straps bells and
pol shed metal all Changing together aud blazing In the
sun like amor Attached by chain upon every several
link which engraved sterling, to wrist or waist,
pug always payemcnts In advance Pulling hard On
and giving to her movements and outline very
the look OF being driven rresistiby forward by
fierce gale"
"Chares," said Mrs. spendal. "I saw q beautiful!
costume at Bizarres to-day ana should like 1t and
ever And should like to have you have It,"
TO spare" ION, You great teasel know better than
that. saw brand new checkbook In your desk ony
Yesterday, and Of the checks nad been useu
Boston Transcript.
General Black thinks that tartness is the chief charac-
terstic OF Miss Sweet, while the fair pensions agent
retorts that some her superors actions suggest
darkness that may be felt
! 1t is something phenomenal to get male writer to
speak OF te feminine articles OF ATTIRE
For example, fashionable morning paper III London
commenting upon the bridal costume OF yoang lady,
says that she wore only simple gown. lew orange
blossoms ana q few trnkets In the way o. persen4
ornament We are curious to know how the darling
got church without shoes and stockings IL behooyes
young to be careful IN chronicng such affairs ior
they don't know what mischief they may do-lAmefcan
Register, Paris.
nowadays. The other day, for instance German was
standing OH ferryboat When 1t reached mid stream
the man asked passenger who stood near him II 10
could speak German He replied No.. and the German
suddenly turned and Jumped overheard. II must DO
frghtfuy sensitive soul that could be laceraed into
suicidal act by such disappointment another mans
inability to speak German.
THE scHooLMA,AM.
Vacation's come; she leaves behind
Responsibility aud care,
And 10 the mountain htstes TO hnd
Rep0se and hcalth-re,torin2 air.
With sturdy step she climbs the peaks
To view the scenes that round her lie,
Healths roses glowing In her cheeks,
Ana pleasure sparkling In her eye.
The cataracts thunder In the glen
she hears and listening to the noiso,
She fancies she's at home again.
In school, among the little boys.
-lBoston Courier
A threshing machine man is tie new chairman OF The
Republican State Committee OF Ohio There is a cerain
appropriateness about this which even the Democrats
will realize in few months.
Secretary whitney is the happy possessor OF pony
The other day taking his siesta and hum.
ming Ia light and easy manner. few lines Of Pima
fore, the stabenan appeared and said: -
The ponys name Is getting little long; had nos
better and roach ii r.
"No. never. by Neptune!" Numbered the Secretary.
No Roach about that pony Better let the raging man
grow"
And the abashed hoser withdrew and took hia
revenge pony OF beer. r.-lPooria Transcript
ssome well-meanng missionaries circulating
Nubian version OF the Gosrc OF Mark among the
Soudanese; thus far good results have appeared
This may be partly due to the fact that the version
printed the Roman character OF which the natives are
profoundly ignorant.