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Ifnot paid in advance, $1.25.
Cold feet--Two feet of snow,

Is it correct to speak Of sick law
yer as an illegal man9
We want to ask one questions "Can
a person 90 around square?
Among the industrial occupations
not enumerated in the census reports is
that Of oflice-seeklng. This IS a serious
omission in view of the vast numbers
who give their whole time to 1t.
-"Shall play this pretty German
waltz for you?" she asked, as she ran
her fair fingers over the ivory keys.
"No, thank you," he replied, "play an
American air. l do not understand the
German"
You may speak as you will Of pedi,
gree generally, but ina sleeping car it is
mans berth which raises him above
his fellows.
What is the difference between a
flood and an angry brakeman One
breaks the dams and the other swears
with considerable vigor.
An English paper has an item head-
ed, MARY Anderson stays in London"
Well, what CT It'll English girls wear
them too, and you'd better let Mary
alone.
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AYERS
Hair VigOr

restores, with the gloss aud freshness cf
youth, faded Or gray hair % a natural, rch
brown co,o:, or deep black, rs may be desired.
By It's use li-l.t or ri hiirmay be darkened,
thin hair tA.e,e.od AMI badness often,
though not always, cured.
II checks falling Of the hair, and stimu-
lat,s a weaL aul sio.A growth to vigor. It
prevents auI cures saurf aud laudrutf. aud
heals nearly every disease peculiar to tho
scalp. As a Ladies Hair Dressing, the
vIGaE is une iuaNsi; II coutaius neither oil
nor dye roIl rs lIa nair snfi. glossy, and
sll.en IN nppelIa4ce, aud inparLs delicate,
agreeable, and lasting perfume.
MIR. c. p. Btt,sirR writes from Kirby, O.,
Jay 3, leaz " islst tlli my lair commenced
falling cut, aliI tn n short time J became
nearly 5ald used part Of bottle 81
AYEK's HAiR VIGnR, which stopped the fall
ing OF the hair. and started n new growth.
have now it tai hcad of hair growing yigoT-
Ously, aHd am convinced that but Tor THO
lEe OF your preparation should have been
entirely bald"
JW. bowen. proprietor of the Nc ArfhBy
tOhi0t Es9uiFrTt says AYERS HAIR NIdoE
Is most excellent preparation for the hair.
speak OF ID from my own experiences. lis
use promotes the growth Of new lair, aud
MAKES &c glossy and soft. The NlG0R Is also
a shre cure for dandruh. Not within lny
knowledge has the preparation ever failed
10 give eGtiTe satisfaction"
Mn. AVrrs FAIRDAihs, leadfr of tho
celebrated " Fsirbairp Family cf seottisl
Vocal ists writes from A0sfoh, Mt.s., FEB. 6,
1850 '' EN.r since my lair began 10 give sill
very evidence OF the change which heetinE
time procureth, | have used AYLB's HAih
NlGult, and SO have been able 20 iraintain
an appearance Of youthtuness- "a matter 81
considerable consequence 70 ministers, ora-
rors, actors, and im fact every cnc who lives
IN tho eyes OF tie public
MRs. d. A. PHEssorI writing from Is Elm
S.. thu,ts'oirn, Mass, fPru u, 1852, says
Two yu4rs ago about tWo-ihirds Of my lair
came on IL thinncd very galidly, aud was
fast growing bald. ON using ANiR's lAiH
NlGIR the falling stopped aud q it'w ernwtli
commenced, and iu about a month MY head
WAS completely covered with short lair. IL
kas continued to grow. and H. nov rs guod as
before h fell. ] regularly ssed but one bottle
Of the NiGnR, but nov use u occasionally -
q dressing"
We have hundreds of similar testinonia
70 the efficacy Of AYERS HAIR NGoR. Il
needs but a trial 10 convince tho most skept'
cal Of is value,
PREPARED nY
OF.J.C. AyeF&Co. Lowell Mass
S5llby an Druegls:S.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-07-11

Dip one end of a sponge in water and
disease in one part Of the body effects
other parts. You have noticed this
yourself. Kidney and liver troubles,
unless checked, will induce constipation,
piles, rheumatism and gravel. A timely
use Oi Dr. Kennedy's Fayorite Remedy
will prevent these results. 1t is pleas
ant to the taste and may be taken freely
by children and delicate females. II
gives elasticity, life and cheeks with
roses on them.
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IT LnnKs THAT WAY.

"Why do you sneer at Houston's claim
to be a seaport" asked a stranger of d
Galveston man the other dPy; ''you are
on the same footing in regard to harboi
as she is?"
81 do not see how" replied the Gal
yestonian, Houston has nothing but a
bayou, while Galveston"
Exactly. Houston, for a harbor,
has bayou one, hasn't she?'
Certainly"
"And considering all the money spent
upon il, and the amount you want the
Government TO spend doesn't It look as
though you desired 70 buy one too2"
1t required six glasses Of beer TO restore
the Galveston man TO consciousness,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-07-11

In Cincinnati a sixteen-year old girl
recently died after q fast of fifty-two
days. She had been attacked by some
thing like paralysis which rendered 1t
impossible for her to take nourishment.
The human system cannot thrive with
out good food and good ability to digest
it. Weak and impaired digestion is rec
titled by Browns Iron Bitters-better
than any other tonic in the world, Mr..
j. L. Freeberg, Pomeroy. Iowa, says -
II used Browns Iron Bitters for dys-
pepsia and poor Appetite completely
cured me-" 1t will cure YOU.
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To KEEP THE BLOOD PURE and the
bowels well regulated, be careful of your
diet; do not use rum or tobacco, and
take occasional doses Of VINTGAB BIT
TIERS. Perfect health must follow such
a course. The range of diseases that
can be relieve by the use Of VISEGAT
BITTERs is literally without limit,
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AT Ysssar--Fisst dear girl. Lets
always spell gymnasium jim Sec
Ond dear "Why?' First dear; "It
looks 50 much more msnly, YOU know.
In speaking Of the Performance Of
a celebrated singer, musical critic said
eve hang upon every note" 4 re-
mari@5le proof Of The singers power OF
execution
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AYnuNn IAWYPR.

Bobby begged bis mamma 10 buy hin
q drum.
Il am afraid, Bobby" she replied.
that II / were 10 buy you a drum
grandpa might not like il very WE'LL
That wouldn't make any difference.
mamma" Bobby argued ZOOS, you
see, the drum amt for grandpa; It's for
me.n
This conversation occurred a good
many years ago, and Bobby.who Is now
a man, is practicipg law In Philatol-
phia
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A month rolled by. The excitement
engendered by the robbery of the Cam
po Seco stage had. subsidad to still
hunt by Wells, Fargo e. Co. IS detectives.
Tho partners, with hypocritical earnest
ness. were talking OF division of the
spoil. a night bad been named for un-
earthing the treasure. Both men wait
ed impatiehtly for the denoument, and
when, on the night selected for the di-
vision, they stood before the cave at the
head of the canyon each was prepared
to play his part. The bowlder was
rolled away, and the Mexican, thrusting
his hand into the cave, gave vent to a
well simulated cry of dismaV.
"The box is gonep' he cried.
"Goner echoed Martin. "You lie,
you miserable Greaser, you lie. 1t
must be there"
"Feel for YOURSELF" the Mexican
answered.
Martin apparently trembled with agi-
tation, threw himself on his knees and
reached into the cave. Then he arose,
and, grasping the Mexican by the arm,
exclaimed:
"Whcre is the box? You know where
it is, Don't so back on me, Pedro
we're partners-We'ye hsked our necks
together to get this money, and it ain
right to beat me this way. It's joke
on me, amt it9'
I've played no joke on you Jack,
Somebody followed us when we carried
off the box, that's all, and they've
stolen the money-that's all there is
about it. Wen have to stand up an
other stage, Jack. May be Wen have
better luck next time"
This explanation seemed to satisfy
Martin, and the partners returned to
Campo Seco. For week they pretend
ed to plan together, preparatory to rob-
biag another stage, Then one dark
night Pedro Valencia left town. as he
thought, forever. He had made every
preparation for fleeing the country with
the tWeAty thousand dollars. 1t was
nearly midnight when he returned.
When he entered the gambling hell
where Martin was playing, his swarthy
face filed was with rage.
Jack Martin, / want to see you out
side" he hissed between his set teeth
Martin exchanged his faro chips for
money and arose. The crisis had ar
rived, The departure Of the two men
was scarcely noticed by the other play
ers. Suddenly they were startled 10y a
pist0i-shot, fOlloWed almost Instantly by
another, that rang out on the night air
with deadly distinctness. As the crowd
rushed to the door. a man staggered in,
to the room and fell headlong to the
floor The blood was pouring in tor
rents from his side, and the pallor oi
death was creeping over his dark face
il was Pedro Valencia
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-07-11

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhpem, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblands,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satsfac-
tion, ormoney refunded. Price q. cents
ner box
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-07-11

Ia no other medicinal preparation
have the results of the most intelligent
study and scientific Inquiry been so
staadiF and progressively utilized as in
Ayel.s oarsapgrilia. IL leads the list as
q truly scientific preparation for an blood
liseasas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-07-11

--rhere is youth uptown who is SO
lazy that the only work he does is when
laborlng under mistake.
-Freshman: MAY l have the pleas.
ureP' Miss Society; "Oui," "What
does we mean2n 30 Z and II
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HAS anybody called during my
absence, Mr.. lamont" inquired the
President Eyes, your Excellehcy;
three gentlemen and eight Kentuckians.'
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If General Black wants to set Sister
Sweet out of the Chicago Pension Office,
he will have to marry her At least, il
looks that way now.
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"A Boston bicyclor says that he is
going all over the earth on his machine.
We have seen blcyclers 60 all over the
earth of their machines.
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In Holland, Mich, c. j. Doesberry
publishes the Nelos, and IN its columns
strongly recommends Dr. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil for coughs, colds, sore throat,
catarrh aad asthma.
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That tired feeling" from which you
suffer so much, particularly in the morn
ing, is entirely thrown OF by Hood's
Sarsapsrllla
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Telegraph poles are so close together
III the city that there is no longer any
excuse for drunken man falling down.
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Advertising Rates.

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They'll never suspect me, They'll
think l made my money in the mines.
Well, did make 1t in the mines, didn't
II 1t don't make any difference how l
made it, and don't care how honest
my neighbours think I've been Ten
thousand dollars 1t won't be long be-
fore l make it twenty thousand. l
wish hadn't taken that cursed Greaser
In on the spec. l could have handled
the job just as well without him. Be-
sides, what does he want with so much
moenyP It'll never do him any good.
He'll only buck 1t off at monte. Iwish
49," Jack Martin arose and went to
the door. He looked out. starlight, :"
he muttered. Returning to his seat, he
puffed at his pipe With renewed yigor,
"Now, that Greaser," he thought,
"wouldn't think nothing of cutting my
throat for that money. I'll bet he won't
rest until he gets me in the door, so he
can get away with the swag. / won't
trust him. If he does the square thing
I'll divide--if he don't I'll keep the
twenty thousand and he can whistle for
his share. I'll hide the box in my own
cache, and I'll hide 1t tonight"
In q few minutes Jack Martin was
creeping through the pines of Lame
Hog Gulch. He was armed to the
teeth, and he knew short cut to the
canyon where the stolen treasure was
buried.
Jack Martin orawled noiselessly
through the brush on his hands and
knees. The pines through which the
night wind sighed in ghostly cadences,
shut out the dim light of the stars, and
the vicinity of the cave was as dark as
the interior of a cemetery vault. The
robber had almost reached the place
where the box was buried, when his
quick ear detected tho presenoe of an-
other person. He paused and lay fiat
upon the earth.
Somebody is after that box" he
mutteped,
A curse and the peculiar grunt of O
man who is endeavoring to lift some
heavy burden broke the stiffness.
cts that thieving Greaser," thought
Martin. "Well, if he thinks he is go
ing to swindle me he is mistaken. Hi:
life amt worth the powder I'll burn tc
kill him."
At this moment the man in the busl
gave a cry of satisfaction. The bowldet
had been displaced. He dragged tn,
box out of the cave. Martin drew hi
revolver and cooked it, There was tn
sound of cracking twiSs and the nois
of jingling coin as the box was dragget
through the brush, Then dark forp
crawled out of the thicket and struggle,
down the canyon, dragging the box af
ter him. Still Martin did not fire, al
though the mark was a fair one. II
even put up his pistol and followed hi
doubly dishonest partner. 1t was
long tramp-the fixed stars were sink
ing low on the horizon whea thepSIexi
can reached the spot where he intende
to hide the ill-gotten treasure. He ha
scarcely disappeared over the summit G
the ridge after placing the box in til
new cache, when Martin sprang frpI
his place of concealment and disinterre
it. In another hour the treasure ha
been reburied and Martin was sneakin
homeward in the gray dawn, exhauste
and satisfied with his nights work.
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10 Te1-IO- Ten. 10 TeB-1O

DIVORCES AARsoETPE E1IB prpgg5M; pIy3R:
residing Throughout tho United States and
Canada tor desertisn. nnn-suPport, intemFer-
anGe, cruelty, iEc"mpatin'ity etc. Advice
rec. State your case and address
ATT 'RNEY WARD, World Bnilding, 1927
Broadway, New York. July Ely
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The old-fashioned two-for-a-quarter
kiss has come in again with the revived
style of wearing the mouth large and
open
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27
Dr.. Herbart's
Elcctropathic, Medical, Sur
glcal and VapOr Bath In.
Stitute and Western
Dispensary,

kNOR the scientific examination, Treatment
and cure Of all difficulties and long-stand
ing chronic diseases and dcformities, such az
catarrh, diseases of the head, throat and lungs,
OF the stomach, scrofula, dropsy, paralysis,
Tits. fever so1es, contracted cords. enlarged and
stiff JOINTS, rheumatism, neuralgia, sciatica,
salt 1heum, erysipelas, scald- head, nl-condi-
hay fever, chronic oiarrhoea and diabetes, dis.
eases arising from lndlscretioa or exposure. re-
sulting in nervous prostration, general debility
mental and physical weakness, mercurlal and
blood impurities and poisoning. skin affec-
tions. old sores, pains in sthe head and back,
ulcers, all chronic female complaints and ire
gularlties are treated by new methods with
never failing success. ~
By his original methods of treatment thous-
aHds have been cured, and felt and expressed
emotions of gratitude for the joys of life and
health restored by his skillful aid. His sue
Herbart can detect the slightest disease of the
chest. lungs. OF any internal organs. It mat
ters not what your trouble may be, come and
let the Doctor examine your case. If it il
durable ne will tell you 50; if not, he will tell
less he is confident of effecting cure, It vii
cost you nothing for consultation. so call auc
satisfy yourselves whether, the Doctor under.
stands your case.
Those suffering from catarrh or bronchitis
can be assured of perfect cure by his new
method of treatment.
All interviews and letters are sacredly conf
Dental: Medicines packed SO as not to excite
curiosity, and sent by express, if full descrip-
ton OF case is given. But one personal inter
view in all cases preferred. Gail or write for
eircular.
eerThis Institute is furnished with all the
HF Oaice-Room No. 8, Bunker's block.
SH- Othce dours-9 to IL a. M, to S and Z to
p M, and on SUNDAYS from to 6.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

Z, lis matter of history that the leeis.
latqre omitted to extend the usual cour-
tesjes of the floor to Ex-Governor Ord.
wsy and permitted him to wander about
unnoticed in the lobbies. It is also a
matter of history that when q couple of
Indian chiefs appeared in the Legislative
balls the other day, they we're immedi-
atelJ voted a,place of honor on the floor,
such as is usually accorded to distin-
euished people Of good repute. A
moral might be drawn from these two
scraps of history.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

AAo lollOW1DE II an extract from lasI
Tuesdays proceedings in the lower
house of the Dakota Legislature in
committee OF the whole:,
The next bill considered, Pettigrew's
appropriating $4,000 to the Deaf and
Dumb institute ct Sioux Falls came from
the appropriation committee with the
amount reduced to $4,000. Pettigrew
has some enemies, among them De-
Woody, of the seventh district who to-
gether with his colleagues and several
members from the south, have combined
with the north to secure appropriations
and if possible to down. the "Tall
Sycamore Of the Sioux" As soon as the
bill together with the Recommendations
Of tho committee had besh read, Mr.. De.
Woody jumped to his feet and
offered an amendment reducing the
amount to $1,000.
This stirred up the "animals," and
Pettigrew, who occupied seat in the
lobby, was soon surrounded by his
friends, hurried consultation was had,
Meanwhile Mr.. De Woody was speaking
in support of his motion. He claimed
that economy was necessary in tine pres
ent state of the finances of the territory,
and that the amount provided for in
the bill was much more than the needs
of the institution required. Martin,
returning from his consultation with
Pettigrew, then obtained the floor and
moved an amendment, making the sum
$4,000, which amendment finally car
ried, and the bill as amended was recon-
mended to pass.
This was statesmanship, of the i'm
proved variety. The deaf mute school
is an established institution, filed with
pupils and is doing good work for the
unfortunate. Because Mr.. DE Woody
does not admire Mr.. Pettigrew he
made the effort to break up the
school and deprive its occupants
of the means for procuring an education.
His plea for economy bore upon its face
the evidence of insipcrity, as the house
had just voted for an appropriation of
$4,000 for the jamestown insane hos.
pltal and $40. 900 for the Brookings arri-
cultural college and it does not appear
in the proceedings that Mr.. DeWoody
made any objection. There are two clas.
ses Of appropriations with which the leg
lslature has to deal-one class is fo,
necessary expenses and tho other for un
necessary expenses. The institu
tions for the care of the unfortunate and
for the confinement of criminals must be
maintained and those now in active
operation are'sufRcient for present needs
True economy on the part of Legislator
is evidenced by his willingness to dis
criminate between the necessary and th,
unnecessary and his disposition te
oppose all trades which contemplate ex.
travagance in the expenditure of money
which Is furnished by his constituents
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

ihs Have e4 utilized Mansn 70.
magnetic garments by Doctor Thatcher il the
crowning triumph of the century. These gar
of consumption, asthma, catarrh. epileptio fits
Gn6 Bright's disease. Rheumatism and neural-
gia cannot exist where these Shields are worn.
always cure what Is commonly called Female
Complaints." Lost vitality Is quickly restor-
ed, All kidney diseases, nervous exhaustion
other remedies fail.
The, moment our Magnetic Shields arc
brought in contact with the body, q powerful
nerves. For all forms of disease the Shields
afford speedy relief. Why suffer with cold
feet when dollar invested in Magnetic in
circulation of blood. Goods sold Wholesale
and Retail. Address all orders for goods and
price list to DIR. ATWOOD, 11S fu1R ST.,
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

If the legislature would cut down the
salary of the attorney general to $500 or
LOCO it would develop new combina-
tion within itselfSbne of wisdom and
economy. The attorney general has
little to do and the benefits lawyer de.
rives from occupying the position are
almost sufficient recompense without
any salary. Minnesota was state many
years before it paid more than $1,000 per
annum to Its attorney general and the
place was always coveted by the best
legal talent of the state for the prestige
it contained.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

Once more the Hennepin canal project
has been defeated in congress. The
state of Illinois will have to assume the
burden of the work if it is accomplished,
though the canal would be of national
benefit.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

the following varieties 81 fruits we're
recommended for Dakota.

the following varieties oi fruits were
recommended for Dakota:
Apples: Wealthy, Duchess. Tetofski,
and in the! Missouri valley as lar wet as
Springfield, Walbridge, Fsmeuse and
Haas.
Hybrid apples: Whitney No. 20,
Grab, Transcendent, Hyslop.
Raspberries: Turner and Cuthbert:
Black Raspberries; Gregg and Doollttle.
Strawberries: Crescent and Down.
ing.
c Garrants: Victoria, Red Dutch and
White Grape.
Gooseberries: Downing and Hough.
ton; Early Richmond is recommended
for trial. -
Plums: Desoto, Forest and Garden.
Grapes: WordeD, GAINESVILLE and
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

A bill has passed the house which pro.
hibits the sale of liquor within three
miles of the Vermillion university. This
will make prohibition town of Vermil-
lion, provided the council concurs.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27
First Publication Jan. ..

NOTICE p!Efs RFe5Hois19R RSE fTBIIGxsoa 3s2; Il
Land Office at Yankton, Dakota, Jan. Il, 1885.
- named settler has fled notice Of his ir-
tention to make final proof in support Of his
claim, and that said proof will be made before
land office at Yankton, DAKOTA, on Monday,
March 9Th 1885, at 8 .. M, viz: William Nc.
heachle. homestead application. No. l.7sl, for
%, range IS. He names the following Wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence up-
On, and cultivation of said land, Wig: Philip
Rempp, Frederick Rempp, James Meloy Frank
Moley, all Of Walshtown, b. T.
q. A.WETTER. Register.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-02-27

1t is the opinion of northern members
of the Legislature that Governor Pierce
will not only serve his term out but will
be appointed to second term.