New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-28

But why In tears bewall our plight
The trouble that one can't avoid
word OF grievlng won't set right
Then do not walk the door In
Because "a note Il overdue,
But let the walk whom you owe
He'll do enough Of II FOR two.
Captain Manly, an Alabama coast fisherman recently
met WIN a curious marine phenomenon while his
return with "a large CATCH most OF which mys-
terlously killed About twenty-five miles south south
cast OF Mobile he passed through lot OF floating
timber In the neghbOrhOod OF which the water was a
crimson color extending far tho eye could reach
10 was believed that tle dscolOraton Of the water was
due to myriads OF minute animalcule. similar phe-
nomenon was seen by him in Mobile Bay In 1878, aud
about "A year ago like incident witnessed near
Sandy Hook.
Poetry. waxed mustache mystery. long hair and q
tenor voice Will often make woman ieel az II
there was only sheet OF tissue paper between heaven
and ak ngres in his bank balance who scoops in
makes her happy ever afterward.-lFall River Al
vance.
There is woman in Nebraska who has had two hus
bands both OF whom drank themselves to death. She
now keeps saloon for which she pays license fee OF
$1,000 year.
TWAS a Massachusetts who bought map OF Yer
mont. He opened II ana said grayely: " This State
ought be turned the other end a4 TO get more OF
II down near Massachusetts, Tue CLERK was oIahhIsh
Vermontcr and fr0wned. - Rutland Herald
Before the election the Democrats referred to
to them these visionary Muswumps who want the
earth"
Professor william Graham Sumner. Of Yale College,
says In an essay that flee man Is sovereign, but that
u sovereign cannot take tips" We do not enjoy per-
Doodle II he'd been OUT ut Ivy City last Friday he'd
have 5000 sovereiSns wildly rushing about in
search of tips A sovereign cannot take tips" On,
Bin, come OIL Washington Ratchet.
picture of Zach. Montgomery Is travelling
around the country. There Is only one worse looking
picture world that know Of and that bears the
name and trademark OF William steele Holman Just
after he mas taken a chew OF navy plug.
At meeting OF the Philadep hla womeus Athletic AS
socinOn u discussion relative to roller skating.
or tue thirty nine young ladies' present, fourteen de-
nOunced the exercise vulgar ami the remainder pro-
fessed entire ignorance or the subject Hair an hour
after the meeting the members at the rink, every
one OF them skating like nad-lBoston Transcript
Pouadmakers warriors found unwonted I'm
supply train captured while ago. containing abund
OF good thlngssarnes lot sters, am pickles and
nrowaer- put up by the gentle ladies' OF toronto Tor
their brothers and lovers In tho arlny.-lWaterDury
American.
st. Paul. Mimi, Is Boosting tho fact that It vii
soon have largest department store IN the world
professor of natural history says animals frequently
cry. Considering the manner In which they are ire
ouenly beaten and maltreaed by the human biped II
would DO remarkable II they didn't LNOrristown
Herald
Jusus schwab has had practical If not agreeable
illustration OF tho beauties OF Socialism. While he was
waiting In the court In the Tombs the other
night the verdict In his which rendered,
gentlemen who doubtless believed that the great
leader had more whiskey money and clothing than he
could conveniently USE broke into his place OF business
and proceeded to make Il more equitable division.
We always thought that tho sending Of fans and hau-
nes TO the heather was AN irreverent fabrication Till
the announcements the other day, that the National
Aid Society OF England had sent thousand bahamas And