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MOTHERS

nioIhEhbs
If you are failing. broken, worn out
and nervous, use Wells Health Re-
newer" 81. Druggists.
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Farmers Attention.
/ have the original and only receipt
Of DIR. Bosenbury's Famous Chicken
Cholera Mixture, which l am prepared
to put up at the old rate, 30 cts. per
bottle. J. FRANK GRoMAN, Druggist,
Al Church Street, Lambertyille, N. J..
ct
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Wednesday, Jan. 2, 1885.

On Tuesday of next week the one
hundred and ninth session of our State
Legislature will begin.
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wHooPINa COUGH,

NHOOI INV OOUNHy
and the many Throat Affections of child
rem, promptly, pleasantly and safely re-
lieved by Trough on Coughs Troches,
15c. Balsam, Csc.
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"Roueu ON couaps.

Ask for "Rough on Coughs" for
Coughs, Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness.
Troches, 15c. Liquid, 25c.
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HEART PAINS.
Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dir
illness, Indigestion, Headache, Sleepless.
ness cured by wells Health Remover. ;"
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LIFE pREsERyER

Ii you are losing your grip ON life, try
wells Health Remover" Goes direct
to weak spots.
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ROUGH ON ITCH ,

Trough on Itch" cures humors, erup-
tions, ring worm, tetter, salt rheum, frost
ed feet, chillblans.
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Dauchy's Advertisements.
To Make Life Brighter.

&GS A MONTH and BOARD for three live
spec Young Men Ladies In each county.
Address z. W. ZIEGLER 4 CO, Philadelphia.
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Ladies who would retain freshness and
yivacity don't fail to try "Wells' Health
Remover"
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The following is the vote of the South for
st. John and prohibition Alabama, 6lO ;
Arkansas, 600; Delaware, IS; Florida,
u Georgia, 1874 Louisiana, 1888; Miss
issippi, 600 North Carolina, 900; Virgil
mia, l43. Total, 1927 votes.
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CROUCH ON TooTuAoHE."
Instant relief for Neuralgia, Tooth.
ache" Is and 20 cents.
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List of Letters remaining uncalled
for in the Post Office at Lambertville,
Hunterdon Co., N. j., for 80 days, Jan
8, 1885:
VIM. Stout,
Mrs. James Moore,
Geo. w. Lewis,
Ellen Lawless.
CLARK PETERSON, p. M.
Jan. 2, 1885. N.es
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TIE HOPE OF THE NATION

Children, slow in development, puny,
scrawny and delegate, use "Wells' Health
Remover"
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VIRGINIA FARMS.

OF EVERY SIZE. PRICE AND DESCRIPTION,
FOR SALE s%sys on hand So asTs
River Farm, good brick house, near city, $500.
200 acre Farm, with buildings, railroad and
river, Sl,200. Other bargains at higher and lower
prices. Catalogue free. New map of Va Ice.
Stamps taken ii. L. STAPLES, Richmond, Va.
Dec .10-4w.
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AYERS
Cherry Pectoral.

No other complaints are so insidious in their
attaclas those affecting the throat and lungs:
none so trlaed with by the majority of suffer-
ers. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
perhaps from triding or unconscious ex-
posture, is often but the beginning of fatal
sickness. AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL has
well proven its efficacy in forty years fight
with throat and lung diseases, and should ba
taken in all cases without delay.
A Terrible Cough Cured.
In 1851 took severe cold, which affected
my lungs. had terrible cough, and passed
night after night without sleep. The doctors
gave mo up. l tried AYERS CHERRY PFC
foRAL, which relieved my lungs, induced
Sleep and afforded me the rest necessary
for the recovery. of my strength. By the
continued use of the PICTORIAL a perma-
nent cure was effected. l am now G2 years
old. hale and hearty, and am satisfied your
CHERRY PICTORIAL saved me.
HORACE FA1RDRoTnER."
Rockingham, VT, July To- 1882.
Group. A Mothers Tribute.
"While in the country last winter my little
boy, three years old, was taken i'll with Group;
1t seemed as If he would die from strangu-
lation. One OF the family suggested the use
of AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL, q bottle of
which was always kept in the house. This
was tried in small and frequent doses, and
TO our delight in less than half an hour the
little patient was breathing easily. The doc
tor said that tho CHERRY PICTORIAL had
saved my darling's life. Can you wonder at
our gratitude? Sincerely yours,
MRS. EMMA GEDNEYn
l50 West 12sth St., New York, May 16, 1882.
az have used AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL
In my family for several years, and do not
hesitate to pronounce It the most effectual
remedy for coughs and colds we have ever
tried A. j. CRASEn
Lake Crystal. Mimi, March 10, 1882.
- suffered for eight years from Bronchitis,
and after trying many remedies with no sue
cess. was cured by the use of AYERS CHER
ny PICTORIAL. JOSEPH WALDEN"
Byhalia, Miss, April 8, 1882.
81 cannot say enough In praise OF AYERS
CHERRY PICTORIAL, believing as / do that
but for its use should long since have died
from lung troubles T.. BRAGDoN."
Palestine, Texas, April %, 1882.
No case of an affection of the throat or
lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved
by the use Of AYERS CHERRY PEoToRAs.,
and 1t will ai,cays cure when the disease is
not already beyond the control Of medicine.
PREPARED by
Dr.J. G. Ayer& Co. +, Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
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Queen Victoria has an allowance of
81, 1926, 900 for household expenses.
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The following officers of Orpheus
Lodge, No. 1877, F. s.. A. NJ, ofStockton,
were installed Dec. 9th, for the ensuing
year: W. NJ, Joseph Williamson; s. W.,
CHARLES Woolverton; j. W., Jacob X.
Wilson; Treasurer, Isaac S. Cramer, (P.
NJ; Secretary, o. H. Sproul (P. NJ;
Chaplain, Rev, c. s. Conkling, (No. 5e);
s. D., Robert B. Maxwell; J. D., Asher
Reading; M. of c., Robert Keown, (P.
M, George w. Bovine; Stewards, Sam'l
Hartpence, Jacob K. Wilson; Tyler,
Jonathan Dilts; Trustees, Henry P. Cul-
len, Robert Keown, (P. NJ, George w.
Bovine.
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The dyspeptic's lot is not happy one. Benson's
Capcine Plasters are the remedy. Price % cents.
Dec 10.-iw.
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The ssew er" Case.
The opinion of the Supreme Court in
the somewhat noted "sewer' case, was
filed December 18th, and was to the
effect that each of the defendants be fined
$25 and costs. The following is the
Memorandum of Decision"
NEW JERSEY SUPREME COURT.
aHY November Term, A. d. 1884.
The State, Hunt, Relator, v. The Com
mon Council of the City of Lambert
vile, Attachment for contempt.
Knapp, Dixon and Parker, Justices,
sitting. m
Per Cur-An attachment for contempt
was heretofore ordered against John CAL
Ian, John E. Kilroy, John W. Smith,
John Kearns, Ely X. Solliday and b.
Henry Ter Woert.
Upon the parties being brought into
Court an order was made for the filing
of interrogatories to each. They were
accordingly filed and answers on oath has
been made by each of the defendants.
These upon examination are found to
disclose no new material facts which
varies their position in the case or purges
either of his contempt, and so it must be
adjudged. The order of the Court will
be that each of the defendants named pay
fine of twenty-five dollars and costs.
For the costs the defendants will be held
jointly and severally liable.
n Judgment may be entered accordingly.
The costs have been taxed at 1891 81,
4 and the fines amount to $3.50. We learn
that the whole matter has been settled
naa rIv all of the amount having been
paid by Rev. Mr.. Ter Woert.
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An Independent Newspaper Of DEM
ocratic Principles, but not Controlled by
any Set of Politicians or ManipuIators;
Devoted to Collecting and Publishing all
the News Of the Day in the most Inter-
esting Shape and with the greatest pos
sible Promptness, Accuracy and Impair
TALLY; and to the Promotion Of Demo-
cratic Ideas and Policy in the affairs of
Government Society and Industry
Rates, By Mail, Postpaid.
DAILY, per Year Sc 90
DAILY, per Month 80
SUNDAY, per Year 90
DAILY and SUNDAY per Year 100
WEEKLY, per Year 100
Address. THE SUN. Ne,c York City.
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The version Of Uncle Tom S Cabin in
terpreted by Abbey's Double Mammoth
Company, which will exhibit at Hocombe
Hall, on Tuesday evening, Jan. 18th, has
met with the especial approval of Mrs.
Harriet Beecher Stowe, the immortal
authoress of that world-famous drama,
from the fact of Manager Abbey's strict
adherence to the original text, which is a
complete deviation from the custom Of
other Uncle Tom managers, who interpo-
late so many attenuated gags, stale jokes
and vulgar witticisms into their renditions
that scarcely vistige is left of the never.
to-be- forgotten work.
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PARKER'S TONIC!

Makes fast and firm friends all who use H. In
vigorates the Kidneys Liver, Bowels and Stomach
and purifes the Blood. Pleases the palate, stirs
the circulation and cheers the mind. To women
and aged persons IL mparts strength and hopeful
ness The best known antidoto to the liquor habit.
see and 81 sizes. IIISC0X & CO, New York.
Jan. 7.-iw.
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Last Thursday New Years Day,
cocoanut race and an orange race took
place at the Skating Rink in this city.
Large crowds were present both after.
noon and evening. Allie Holcombe
won the cocoanut race, and Thos. Thorn
the orange race. On Monday evening,
there WINS ''candle race" which con-
sisted in carrying lighted candles around
the track-the first one getting around
five times being the winner. The race
was won by Wilson Bray, Jr. There
will be another race next Saturday even
inc
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The End of Pain.

l am cured of ca
tarrh and deafness by
lsly's Cream Balm.
My aunt was deaf. II
restored her hearing
:.nlntl, Nj
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Hiram beats, Esq, of Pennington,
is improving and reftting the hall in
the third story of his building at the
North East corner of Union and Coryell
Streets, in this city. The room is being
nicely parered aud painted and divided
by partition into double rooms. Mr.
beats has kindly offered the free use of
it for awhile, to the Lambertville Insti-
tute, and Night School. This gentle
man has acted generously, and deserves
great credit for thus aiding the first
struggling effort of new institute. DIR.
Huffnangle is working hard to establish
an Institute in our town that shall meet
the wants Of those who desire either the
primary, advanced, or special courses.
The classes in Telegraphy and Phono-
graphy, or short hand writing, are now
forming, and as few have entered these
departments, this special work will be-
gin. Those desiring either of these
courses can apply at the hall of the In
stitute any evening at 80 p. M.
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nnYHT Send six cents for postage
II PkIIH and receive free a costly box
ii i UIAu, goods which will help you
to more money right away
than anything else in this world. ALL of either
sex, succeed from first hour. The broad road to
fortune opens before the workers, absolutely sure
AT once address, True & Co., Augusta Maine.
Dec. II, Silly.
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The following were installed officers
of Tuscarora Tribe, No. II, Improved
Order of Red Men, of this city, Jan. 8,
to serve for six months:
Sachem-George l.. Wilson.
Sr. Sagamore-Charles Weik.
Jr. Sycamore lillian II. Moon.
Chief of Records-N. Gilbert Matthews.
Asst. Chief Of Records-Moses b.
Mathews.
Keeper Of Wampum-Ed. A. Gregg.
1st Sanap-Mahlon Lear.
I'd Sanap-John III. Maston.
LIST Warrior--Elias Maston.
Cd Edward B. Slack.
Sd John F. Hoagland.
4th Albert Cooper.
LIST Brave-H. l.. Paxson.
I'd g -Sherod w. Meter.
Sd :" -Azariah Akers.
4th +" ALBERT Leigh.
Guard of Wigwam-Azariah Matthews.
Guard of Forest-Isaac Schafer.
Representative to Great Council-Geo.
Fl. Cook.
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Council Items.
Regular meeting, Monday evening,
January 9th. President Mellick in the
Chair. Members present Callan, Green,
KEEPER, Smith and Wilmot.
The following is an abstract of the
Treasurer's report for the month of De-
cember
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
The Pm-to-be-Photographed Look.

1t is the hardest thing IN the world
to get some folks into any kind of a
natural position, or expression of
countenance. They will put kind of
T'm-to-be-photographed look on their
faces when they come into the gallery
and it generally stays there. Then
the way some women dress They
have an idea that the more colors they
get on. the better they look, and the
result is that when they see their pho
tograph and the curious effect pro-
duced by the colors, they'll blame the
photographer, though we always tell
them beforehand. Nearly all persons
look better in a picture than in real.
ity, except those having clear com
piexions. Some ladies, for instance,
would be considered beautiful IN side
view of their features, while front
view is decidedly disappointing. Of
course, in photographing them, we
take the side view. Some look better
with hat on and some in full out
door costume. But there is one thing
you may not know, and that is very
few ladies look well photographed in
white, yet the only pictures many
have taken are in their graduation or
wedding dresses. Rochester Democrat
Chronicle.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
John Phenix's Famous Fight.

A rumor had reached our ears that
the editor had arrived. Public anxiety
had been excited to the highest pitch to
witness the result of the meeting be-
tween us. 1t had stated publicly that
he would whip us the moment he ar
rived; but, though we thought con-
fiict probable, we had never been very
sanguine as to its terminating in this
manner. Cool.y we gazed from the
window of the office upon the New
Town road. We observed cloud of
dust in the distance; high above it
waved a whip-lash, and we said the
editor cometh, and his driving is like
that of Jehu, the son of Nimshi, for,
he driveth furIously. Calmly we seat
ed ourselves in the armchair and con-
tinued our labor upon our magnificent
Pictorial. Anon a step, a heavy step,
was heard upon the stairs, and the
editor stood before us. We rose, and
with an unfaltering voice, said: 'Well,
how do you do?" He made no reply,
but commenced taking off his coat.
We removed ours, also our cravat.
The sixth and last round is described
by the pressmen and compositorS as
having been fearfully scientific. We
held the editor down over the press
by our nose (Which we had inserted
between his teeth for that purpose),
and while our hair was employed in
holding one of his hands. we held the
other in our left, and with the sleeps
foot brandished above our head, shout
ed to him: ''Say, Waldo" (the Wing
candItate.) '.Never!' he gasped. At
this moment we discovered that we
had been laboring under misunder-
standing. We write this while sitting
without any clothing, except our left
stocking, and the rim of our hat en-
circling our neck like ruff of the
Elizabethan era, that article of dress
having been knocked over our head at
an early stage OF the proceedings, and
the crown subsequently torn off; while
the editor is sopping his eye with cold
water in the next room, small boy
standing beside the suffer with basin,
and glancing with interest oyer the
advertisements on the second page of
the San Diego Herald, fair copy of
which was struck off upon the back of
his shirt at the time we held him over
the press.-PhOeniridnG
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
Brown Bread.

Ideas are buds that may blossom
and bear fruit on the tree of knowl-
edge.
If the inventor of the spring bed
had a grudge against all mankind,
the filling of his caveat overdrew the
account.
Heaven never gets much nearer to a
man than the adjoining county. while
the other place is often in the same
township.
There is said to be no profanity in
Japan. This makes it clear that old
John Robinson's circus has not yet
struck that empire.
About the only reference to base
ball III holy writ that we re-
member is where Rebecca goes to the
right field with pitcher. The right
field for water.
You may have youth, beauty,
health, spirits, everything that can
gladden. the soul and charm the
senses, and yet feel like an ordinary
human being when you find hair in
the butter.
At some point in the career of every
human soul yawns chasm that seems
impossible. One of these bitches
cOnfronts the young wife when
she first opens her eyes to the
fact that she can't cook like some-
body's mother.
There is power of comfort in hav-
ing worked for and secured an
independent living, but man is
not going to secure one unless he
wants it bad, and that l3 the trouble
with many of them-they don't want
it that bad.
The skating Kinks are now catching
it right and left, from the churches
saloons, and newspapers; but married
men are beginning to discover that
they are doing real solid missionary
work after all, in warming the feet of
their women.
The human voice in its sweetness
and purity Is delicioasly musical;
but in spite of all that it grouts
man to have his wife chipping in with
81 told you So" whenever he makes
known an unfortunate condition of
affairs brought about by his own mis-
management.
Man is never quite satisfied with his
condition. There is something within
him that spurs him to renewed exertion
whenever the goal of one hope is gain
ed and another looms in view; but
when he beats sharper in horse
trade the bird of content is futtering
near him.-Chicago LeG0er
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16

For centuries it has been contended that a
cough medicine to be effective must contain
morphia, opium. or some other equally dan
gerous drug, and to-day nearly every cough
mixture in the market has for its base some
one of these deadly posons. A purely vege-
table and at the same time efficacious cough
cure has been considered an impo> sbility. The
harmful and at times fatal results attending
the use of morphia and opium cough mixtures
are of common occurrence everywhere, and in
every part of the Union deaths have, accord
ing to the testimony of physicians and corO-
ners. resulted from the use of these dangerous
preparations. 1t is for this reason that medi-
cal authorities and leading public men speak
SO enthusiastically of the Importance and value
of the discovery of Red Star Cough Cure.
Governor McLane and Attorney General
Roberts, of Maryland: Mayor Latrobe and
Postmaster Adreon, of Baltimore, and other
well-known officials of Federal, State and
municipal governments have publicly certified
to the harmlessness and marked efficacy of
Red Star Cough Cure Every one will find it
a safe, sure cure. 1t is entirely free from
opiates, narcotics, emetics and poisons. 1t
leaves no bad effects. 1t does not derange the
system. 1t is pure, pleasant, prompt. Sold
by druggists and dealers in medicine through
out the United States at fifty cents bottle.
THE CHARLES A. VoGELER COMPANY, Sole
Proprietors, Baltimore, Maryland.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
The Lucky Man.

Geo. A. Spear, the lucky man who
drew the $4,000 in the Louisiana State
lottery, was met by the Tribune scribe
last evening in the postoffice. He has
not changed any since the good news
came, with the possible exception that
his face is now often bedecked with
smiles. The wealth SO suddenly heaped
upon him has not elevated his head
above the common herd, and he talked
to the reporter the same as he used to.
In answer to questions he said: II will
collect the money through the banks,
the same as | would a draft, sending
the lottery ticket as draft. AS to my
future business, am not fully decided
upon, but will make no change dur
ing this cold weather anyway. l am
clerking in the store yet, just as though
nothing had happened. Bay city
(Mich.) Tribune, March q.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
4 Good breakfast.

Mrs. E. W. Carpenter, Overlee, Balti-
more county, Maryland, writes: 1 was
greatly benefited by the use of Red Star
Cough Cure, when suffering from a
severe cold. My cook was seriously
i'll from deep-seated cough. She had
consulted her doctor without relief. By
my advice she used the Cough Cure in
onnection with an external application
of st. Jacobs Oil to her side. In one
night the change wrought was most
gratifying and astonishing. In the
morning she was like a new person.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
Life in the Paris Sewers

is possible, for short time to the robust,
but the majority of refined persons
would prefer immediate death to exis-
tence in their reeking atmosphere.
How much more revolving to bein ones
self a living sea0er. But this is actually
the case with those in whom the mac
tivity of the liver drives the refuse mat
ter of the body to escape through the
lungs, breath, the pores, kidneys and
bladder. 1t is astonishing that life re-
mains in such dwelling. DR.. Pierce
Golden Medical Discovery" restores
normal purity to the system and renews
the whole being.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16

The two-and- a-half- years old son of Mr.. D
Parrot, of Albion, while amusing itself play
ing, accidentally pulled dish of hot grease
over on itself, burning his chin, neck and
breast severely.
President Cleveland takes sugar and cream
with his strawberries.
Kate Field is never at loss for word. If
she can think of none to express her meaning
she coins one.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
WE, TOO, HAVE TESTED IT.
To the Public:

In view of the harmful results which
so frequently attend the use of so-called
patent or proprietary cough syrups
containing morphia, opium and other
equally dangerous drugs. the under
signed, physicians of Maryland, take
pleasure in endorsing the official opin-
Health of Baltimore; DR.. Samuel X.
Cox, analytical chemist, of Washing
ton, and other authorities to the effect
that the RED STAR COUGH CURE is not
only a perfectly harmless, but at the
same time an original and most effec-
tive remedy, and that it commends it
self alike for being entirely vegetable
free from opiates, poisons and narcotics
and for its prompt efficacy, as DEM
onstrated by practical tests.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-04-16
When You visit New York CITY. vi, Contra,

When you visit New York CITY. via Central
depot, save Baggage Expressage and So Car
rage Hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel,
opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant
rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars
u and upwards per day. European plan. Ele-
yator. Restaurant supplied with the best
Horse-cars, stages and elevated railroad to all
depots. Families can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
other first-class hotel in the city.
President Cleveland wears No. button
shoes