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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

especially rs it could get as good
tor thirty-tiVc cents. 1t
would not come to the figure because
it couldn't, aud Mr.. f.. II. Nasmcr.
who don't know thin space from Il
marlin spike, says boycott. The Irish
track raiser, who hasn't been in Texas
or America, six months, says boycott,
the Age. They don't know anything
of the circumstances by which the
Age is surrounded, or why it doesn't
pay union prices. But it is boycottcd,
all the same. Is this right? Is it
justice; They request Mr.. Clevc-
land to withdraw his patronage. Mr..
&. refuses. Then the boycott is or
dercd for him. This is not coercion
in the eyes OF the Artisan. II really
isn't coercion. because it can't be en-
forced But that it WAS so intended,
who can doubt They don't intend to
boycott the man III the moon, simply
hccausc they can't reach him. and
that is why the order to Mr.. Clcvc-
lnnd wasn't boycott. and the only one.
Now our interest in the matter is,
that we are not u union paper, and III
the choice word selection of the Arti-
san, are "rat' paper. We have gone
into the market and have bought our
tVpoUruDhN ~ we have our brIilt
paper, thc best article for the least
money, Just for all the world a. II
Knight of Labor buys u pair OF boots
the best goods tor the least money.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

TmE Arkansas Pass road ism making
as much stir now rs il was II while
back
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

Bur the boycot,ers havn't beaten
'nclc Dan'l yet.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

X. Quinn first manufactured aud
sold his medicine in Perry. TIA in an
humble way, using an ordinary iron
pot Tor boiling. The business was
run under the name of Swift n Quinn,
Perry, TIA, with the caution printed
on each label None genuine with
ont the written signature of Il.
Quinn" aud the medicine was sold
AT $500 per bottle.
This co-partncrship was dissolved
by Mr.. CIR. Swift retiring and Mr.. L.
Quinn continuing the manufacture of
this Celebrated Vegetable Blood Re
newer from southern forests up to
the present time. He has now sold
his right therein to the Macon Mcdi-
cine Company, Macon, Ga.
Essay on Blood and Skin Diseases
mailed free.
For sale by Castles n Morrison,
Waco, Texas.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

UNrLr DAN'L is too much for the
boyCottcrs
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

Once NJ 55s and $50 Austin street opposite
Eikol II Breustedts new building.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

No communications writer on poth sidet
OF the paper viii receive attention Al this
Office,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

The Merchant dealing in Gl'INN'S
PIONEER BLOOD RENEW ER is
hereby authorized to refund the
money if it does not cure the diseases
for which it is recommended. and
when taken according to directions.
Cures Rheumntism. Mcrcural Poi
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-12-16

Swclings, Skin Diseases, Sores of all
Kinds. Blood Poison. Female Com
plants, Etc
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Gone Daft.

o. A. Harris, the well known livery
man, has developed a serious and danger
ouse case of insanity in the last few weeks.
The result Of misfortune and sickness. His
wife is also very low and cannot recover.
Yesterday Officers Gossage and Mooney
were sent 10 Mr.. Harris with orders 10 re-
move all firearms from his possession, in
order 10 prevent him doing himself or any
one else harm with them: He gave up
two guns and revolver. Mr.. Harris mis-
fortunes are deeply regretted by his many
friends, as he has proven himself al up
right and honorable citizsn and is re-
spected by all. The best medical skill
and care is being given him.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Not aDutchmar.

A south boutd conductor in passing
through his train at the Garrison house,
huiding his passengers to the right cars,
came across one whom he could not under
stand and called in his German brakeman.
The obliging brakeman ratified away at the
sstonished passenger in the foreign tongue
for about Eve m inuies when the lat er got
up, astonished his interlocutor and amused
the passengers by remarking. eye bloody
hsthens, what would yees be afther takin'
me to be; it's Irish / am and Its Irish or
American yes should be tslkin to me and
not such q murtherin bloody lingo as that
IL yees want dacent answer"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
A Bad Accident.

Yesterday afternoon VIM. Alcorn, a
huckster, left his team q few moments
standing near Rippey's shop on Second
street, to wait on customer. While he was
gone Paul Meyer, aged years, sen Of
Chris Meyer, climbed into the wagon and
got hold of the lines causing the team to
start east pretty rapidly. When they
reached The rock piles 1t the eastern ter
minus OF the mscadamizing in front of
DIR. Boyer's place the whee's. struck the
rock, throwing the boy high in the ar.
He came down ON his head among the
jagged boulders laying the skull bare on
The right temple and badly bruising him.
self about the body. He was carried into
DR.. Bowers office where his wounds were
dressed and he vas then conveyed to his
home on Thirteenth and Washington ave-
nue.. His wounds are not thought fatal, but
his escape is considered miraculous.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Why Not I?

81 want Sedalia to build q road to Mar
shall at once," said Mr.. w. ]. Huckett to a
reporter yesterday. "Whst is the matter
with the people here, anyhow? / am an
old Sedslisn snd like all the rest of that
class, can't get rid of my affection for hsr.
Such q road would be worth clean $780,
600 year to her above all expenses. j
have just come from Marshall and from the
coal beds, and as one disinterested in Mar
.hsll or her people, and having nothing at
stake in Sedalis, want to say to sedalians,
you never had better opportunity and
never will have a better enc, TO get up .
boom that will send Sedalia away up in
prosperity, than that offered you by bui'd
ing such a railrosd. i am an old practical
railroad man, and if know anything at
all, it is the value of road, real or pros
pective. The Marshall people are anxious
to join sedalia, and will pay libtrally for
the privilege. You ought to build the road
at once"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
To the Pen.

Deputy Sheriff Isaac Jackson came down
from Kansas City yesterday on his way tc
the penitentiary with the following recent
ly sentenced convicts: ]. Z. Miller, alias
Muller, burglary, three years; ]. J. McRse
obtaining money by confidence game, four
years; 7. ii. Burkemsn, burglary, ten
years; Andy Windland, robbery, first de.
gree, seven years.
The prisoners were all rather fine look.
ing men and well dressed
That's what am sent for" said Wind
land, showing the reporter q well worn silk
handkerchief. "That was given me by the
man who swore against me and it will cost
me seven years in the peD."
The sheriff stated the prisoner was
"giving straight goods" and that he rather
expected his sentence would be committed.
"People generally think when a man
shows a light heart on his way to where we
are going that it is because he is harden
ed criminal" said McRae, shut it is not
always so, but its Just IS well 10 face the
inevitable with smile as frowD, no mat
ter how the heart hurts"
AS the train YVES about to pull out the
scribe could learn no more from the his
tory of the men and their crimes, but he is
to say they were the most gen.
tlemanly quartette he ever saw going TO
prison.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Lost His Grip.

Fl. C. Duffield came to town yesterday
like du,itul husband to make some pur-
cha,es for his vile, but | Ike sn unduIitul
spouse he made ether purchases for him.
self which were not AT all calculated 10
lend lustre 10 his fair name or brain.
After filling up with benzine he met Officer
Golden on Third rect and informed him
tina, some parties at Benson's saloon had
confscsted coffee sack belonging TO him
which contsiuei twelve yards of calico,
four yards of b,eached muslin, six yards of
cotton, a pair Of shoes and dollars worth
of sugar and coffee. The officer went with
Dufield to the saloon and to several Other
places but failed to fiud the sack and con-
tents. Where Dufileld left them, il indeed
he ever had them, is still mystery.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Want to Explain.

The following letter has been received
by the BAZoo In relation to old mother
Andler's case which has bt en- heretofore
mentioned in the BAZoo. With the further
statement that her relatives ought to take
care of her and see that she is placed
where she cannot become the victim of
every fool who chooses to be offended at
her peculiarities caused by her age and
lonesomenesS.
The BAzoo cheerfully gives the parties
signing the letter the benefit of their own
statement, but it fails to see what advan-
tage money or shelter without proper sur
veillsnce can be to a demented person
which they admit themselves that she is. II
she cannot be kept at home the insane
asylum is the proper place for her and it
will cost less to keep her there than to
keep her in Sedslia with house rent and
other bills 20 pay.
Sigel, Mo-, July 6, 1885.
Editor SedGlio BozOo:
SIR-We notice and article in Sedalia
BAzoo published June 80, headed an old
mothers woes and cares.
The cha.g therein contained are very
serious.
We can produce witnesses and persons
WHO nave come III contact Win tue Olu
lady who can inform you, to hest OF their
knowledge, that We have done everything
in our power to comfort her. We can also
produce you parties who can vouch that
we ksupplied monthly with food and
money. Mr.. J. q. White, the rentee
of dwelling in which she is living, can in
form you that the rent has been paid
promptly. We have done everything in
fact to please her. We know she is old
and childish aud also that mind is not
sound. There is at present and was before
this article was published one of her Off
springs Gas you call theml in Sedalia try
ing to console and free her of her troubles.
We hope you will rectiiy what has been
published. Had you informed us private
ly of her troubles this would not have hap
pened. Remsining yours truly,
HANPETER AND ANDLER,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Ell DORADO SPRINGS.
A Bazooite's Praise and Opin-
ion of Them.
A Large Number Of Sedelians So
journing There.

FL Dorado Springs, July 5.-[Corre-
spOndence. THE remarkably cool weather
which has prevail ed for The past four or
tve days does not decrease the number of
arrivals a, this famous health resort. Daily
The stage coaches and cirrisges come in
filled with visitors. This can be accounted
for from the fact that Ell Dorado Springs
Is In the full nse of the word health re-
sort and not place for those seeking
pleasure and fashion only. All the hotels
seem TO he full to their utmost capacity
but still! there Is always some place 10 To-
cate new co1ers pleasantly and comfort
ably.
Your correspondent on arriving here
last Tuesday registered at the Grand Cen
trail hotel, of which our genial fellow
tOwrsman, Mr.. w. A. Mcmillan is the
proprietor, and where nc st of the "Sedalia
GRO sd" are domiciled. Doe receives such
hearty welcome from "Mac" and sll the
occupants Of the hotel that they i'm
mediaiely feel "st home"
So much praise has been accorded the
waters here that The writer determ ned to
make careful test before passing iudg-
ME mt and not allow his imagination TO run
away with him. AT er doing so be can con-
scientious add his humble testimonial TO
the great curative virtues of the waters,
and TO al seeking health and rest SAYS
come and be convinced. Ell Dorado, situst-
ed ss 1t is, away firm the railroad and
minus the hustle and excitement of q city,
is splendid plsc. for those seeking quiet
for the mind and body. No extensive
were msde for the Fourth,
still there were many ways Of celebrating,
imUrOyi ed at short notice
PERSONAL.
Judge Curtis Field is erecting hand
some cottage.
Charlie Taylor writes that he will ar
rive Monday.
Mrs. Al. Dilby, who returned home
for ten days stay,is expected back in a
few days.
On Wednesday last Mrs. Harvey Sal.
mon and soos and Mrs. j. B. Colt, of Clin-
ten, arrived.
-Mesdaues j. II. Hoeue and J. w.
ell and son, and c. c. Parker ar
rived Tuesday.
Too much praise cannot be accorded
Mr.. Mcmillan for his excellent manage
ment of the Grand Central.
Misses Gertie aud Genie Gist,who have
been sojourning at the springs for the past
i've weeks, returned to their hone at Clin-
lon to-day.
Misses Sallie and Minnie Potter, Mrs.
6. A. Beattie, Miss Jessie Smith, Mrs. c.
8. Taylor, Sedalia Mrs. Judge Hough
and daus liter, Miss Alice, Jefferson City;
Judge j. d. Flynn and wife, ST.. Louis
also Joe Graves, of Sedalia, were among
Thursdays arrivals.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
WANTS TO DIE.
A Case of Attempted Suicide
at Cole Camp.
The Husband of the Victim Skips
for Salt Lake.

There was furore of excitement at Cole
Camp Tuesday night when il was reported
that Mrs. Tucker, wife OF Al Tucker, the
botel-keeper, had attempted suicide by
shooting herself and taking laudanum. AS
to the cause of the rash act little could be
learned, though il is claimed to be q case
of domestic in6licity, which report is given
color by the fact that her husband, Al
Tucker, was in The city yesterday and in-
formed a reporter that he was on his way
10 Salt Lake. Mr.. Tucker is a young and
energetic man and has for several years
been regarded as g quiet, good neiehbor.
Thee is behind the affair q dark back
ground, bosever, which may yet force the
matter into public notice.
Mrs. Tucker was attended BY DIR. Keller
who yesterday expressed the opinion thst
she would recover.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Obituaries

Daniel.-Died, at Los Angeles, Cali
fornia, Saturday, July 4th, 1885, NJ. Luther
Daniel, aged % years, son of Rev. J. b.
Daniel, of Windsor, Mo. The deceased
was an exemplary and promising young
man, possessed of the respect and love OF
al who knew him, and gave promise of a
life OF great usefulness. About six months
ago he contracted a severe cold while visit
ing in Chicago, which developed into con-
sumption, and although he visited Cali
fornia and other points seeking relief. the
disease continued to rapidly sap away his
life until death came TO end all.
Rowiett.-At his home in Longwood,
No.. Saturday, July All, of paralysis, John
o. Rowlet. The funeral took place Sum-
day.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Novel MaRaaQa.

A. P. Cutter, an employe Of the Pacific
system, who resides at 1909 Lsmine street
sent the following novel message over the
Merchants line to his father-in-law YES
terday morning:
To J. b. MiUure, 9I7 West Madison street
Chicago:
DR.. Willis p. King presented me with a
fine boy this morning. All we'll and hear:y
A. y. CUTTER.
Undoubtedly grandpa will Go Chicago in
yermillinn.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Commence the Year Right.

Don't make too many resolutions, but
hold on like grim death to those you make.
If yosr physical system is out of order you
should attend 10 that at once; for its no
use trying to keep a stiff upper lip when
your kidneys or liver are taking the cour.
age out of you. If you have really made
up your mind TO turn over a new leaf,
commence the year by tsking a thorough
course of the celebrated Kidney. Wort.
Thousands of people testify to Its good
effects for kidney diseases, biliousness, piles,
constipation, etc.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Leg Broken.

Chris Prentice, an old resident Of this
city. formerly policeman and has been
in the employ OF the railroad comnsny. had
his leg broken at Montserrst yesterday
morning while en- route TO Kansas City on
a freight train. Mr.. p. was assisting the
train men in making a running switch
when unfortunately he met with the scci-
dent
He wss brought to this city and taken 10
his residence on Summit street, between
Fifth and Sixth streets, where his injuries
were dressed. Chris has summer contract
and the sympathy Of his friends.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
EoQOlOQy.

The mania for oracular eggs has again
broken out Mr.. L. p. Elder, of Owsley
P. o., johnson county, yesterday sent to
the BAzoo a very peculiarly shaped egg,
the center of the she'll of which is surround
ed with a rough, girale-like projection,
words johnson county" The scribe has
not had time to decipher the puzzle. but
the curious can do so by calling and exam
lining the peculiar specimen of hen fruit.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
More Recruits.

Cliff Wade, who in 1888 murdered Bob
Cummings at Madison station, Monroe
county, and then fed to York county, Ne
brsska, wheIe be was spprehended and re-
turned to Monroe county last December,
will..psss through Sedslia to-day on his
way to the peniieutiary to serve out a
twelve years sentence for his crime
James Mcdonald and Charles Warner,
each sentenced for a five year term for
burglary, will accompany him.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
SUN Struck.

A laborer who was employed yesterday
morning for the fret time at the new Igen
block, was slightly sun struck shortly after
noon. He was conveyed to his residence,
No. 725 Fourth street by Mr.. c. z. Ilgen-
fritz, and Dr.. w. c. Overstreet called, who
pronounced his case as not q seriout one.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Run AWAY.

Albert Williams, aged ii years, ran away
from his home on Main street last Tuesday
and his mother is very anxious to hear
Of his whereabouts. He was dressed in .
blue suit, soft blsck hat and button shoes
and may try TO 60 to his uncle's at Clinton,
Mo
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
An Old Settler Coma.

Lewis Jackson, familliarly known as
"Uncle Lewis Jackson" died at his resi-
deucs near Smithton yesterday aged 20
years. He was one of the oldest settlers of
Pettis county. The funeral will take place
at Smiihton ct 10 a. m. to-day.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Died.

At ESQ a. nj. Sunday, Mrs. Chas.
Mallory, wife OF Conductor Mallory, OF the
h. Il I. road. Tue funeral will take
place to-day from the First Presbyterian
church, Rev. O.. A. Beattie officiating.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
A Mad Dog,

Quite furore of excitement WAS reused
Saturday by the appearance of rabid dog
in the neighborhoOd OF the grave yard,
which bit several head of cattle. The clti-
zens were soon under arms, and after q
fierce pursuit and fight managed 10 kill the
canine before he had bitten any person.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
ROUGH ON PILES. ("

Cures Piles or Hemorrhoids, Itching,
Protrudiny, Bleeding. Internal or other.
Internal and External Remedy in each
package. Sure cure, soc. Druggists.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
"ROUGHON CArARRH.,

Correcis offensive odors at once. Com.
plete cure of even worst chronic cases, also
unequalled ss gargle for Diphther:a, Sore
Throat, Foul Breath. SOC.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
Horsford's Acid Phosphate-Be-
ware of limitations.

limitations and cOunterfeits have again
appeared. BE sure that the word "hoRs-
FORD's" is on the wrapper. None are g.nu-
inc without IL
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
s.ROUGH ON ITCH

@Rough on Itch" cures humors, erup-
tions, ringworm, letter, salt rheum, frosted
feet, chilblains.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
LIFE pRESERyER,

II you ere losing your grip on lie, try
"Wells' Health Remover" Goes direct to
weak spots
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
PRETTY WOMEN.

Ladies who would retain freshness and
vivscity. Don. fail to try "Wells' Health
Renever.o
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
swATER RUGS, ROACHEs.n

"Roueh on Rats" clears them out, also
Beetles, Ants, Insects, Rats and Mice, Is
and 25c. boxes.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
CArARRH OF THE BLADDER

CATARRH Or THE BLADDER.
Singing, irritation, inflammation, all Kid
ney and Urinary Complaints, cured BY
"Buchu. Paiha." 81.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
LATER.

Yesterdays BAzoo contained a simple,
plain, forward statement of the high hand
ed manner in which Geo. G. Osgood aided
by an attorney and q deputy consts bic
from Kansss attempted to kidnsp under
the euise of law lady citizen of Sedalia
,andcsrry her off to Kansas. The peculiar
srd.underhanded manner in which the ar.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14
E SEDALIA WEEKLY BAZOC. TUESDAY. JULY IA 1885.

rest was sought TO be made created no
small amount of indigna' ion among those
who knew of the circumstances, and the
very prompt action of Attorneys Smith
and Sampson, Deputy Sheriff Bowers and
Judge McClung received strong commenda-
ton. After the service of the habess corpus
writ Osgood and his conferes took every
possible means in their power TO prevent If
possible any communication being had
with
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-07-14


says was widow who had a sen named
Willie Loveland who badly mistreated her
boy, and she instituted suit in the Kan
sss court for the recovery of the child
Osgood then spirited the boy away and
she finally found him in the possession Of
osGooD's sIsTER-IN-LAw,
near South Mound, Kan, and after much
persuasion she induced her TO give him up
and took him to Oswego, where prelimin.
airy trial was had, after which she had the
child brought to Missouri in order to pre-
vent being bound over not TO leave the
state with him. Since she has been in this
state she married Mr.. Charles Krebs, who
was appointed by Judge McClung guar
dian of the cbild.:au that appointment wss
confirmed by the circuit court at its last
session. Altogether the case is a very
sad one and commentary upon
the evils of domestic infelicity. But is
last phase does not reflect any great cred it
upon the wisdom or shrewdness of the Kan
sas officials who will come into Missouri
and attempt to carry off by stealth, under
protection of requsition, a defenseless
woman.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-06-23
LAND IN SCOTLAND.

The desperate condition of the
Scotch land market is shown by the
surprising number of Scotch estates
now offered for sale. One auc-
tioneer alone lately advertised to
sell Scotch estates valued at ST.
100000. Many Americans are in
the market, looking at Scotch pro-
perties.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-06-23

There is one peculiar feature
about scandal. Every statement
but the true one is readily believed.
Bloomington Eye.
A vegetarian writes: "Immora-
lily turks in mutton-chops, brutality
in beef, pcrversness in poultry, and
yillainy in veal"
The snail bonnet is one of the new
shapes in spring millinery. There is
nothing slow in the snail bonnet,
however; not even in the price.
MAN wants bat little here below"
The statement causes mirth;
1t might have been in earlier times,
But now he wants the earth.
-1feyckaNt IraUsiey.
You can slip through Harvard now
without any help from Greece
Boston Commercial Bulletin.
Jimmy, my child" the fond
mother exclaimed, "don't eat so
much of that lobster salad. "You'll
be ill tonight, dear; | know you
will" swell, MAJ said Jimmy,
as he helped himself to another
plateful, "if l am, you'll know
what's the matter with me, anyhow"
-SOmer0ilIe Journal.