New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-26

I'm Jolly, jolly rover.
And love To live in clover,
And love 20 roll all over
In the sunshine OF the service of Her Majestic.
4 Noah Count.
awba ia that slngularly pleasing which the band is
dscourslng" inquired Secretary Bayard rs he aud ms
friend sat the park and heard the musicians at full
blast in the kiosk near by.
THAT" replied secretary Manning, is the old and
popuInr air OF Grandfather's Clock. "
Indeed % exclaimed Secretary Bayard. Now that Ia
very strange. know my grandfather had q vote thnt
bothered bin great deal once po ns 1n. never
lChcago News
young country couple apparently not long married.
sat the other day, the centre OF Third Avenue
elevated car When the conductor sshouted: Forty
second-s change for Central Depot they rose hastily
aud started one for the front and the other for the
door As the husband reached the platform, he looked
hack for the first time and his better half disap
nearing through the opposite door Instead OF Joining her
on the station platform, he rushed back to overake her.
and the train started while he yet in the car His
dlsmay was ludcrous Whether not they ever found
each other is unknown
THE MACHINE HAS A COLD.
Tho poetry machine, ,,
When crank turned IN vain,
Said what took to mean
That twas caught out in the ram
al caddot thgg oh sigging,"
said, for dOAt you see
An aw ful cold I've gotten,
SO pray eXcnsa me,
And tell your go1tle readers
That whed the raln-drOps fell
was out upOd the streeta
Withhold all umberel'
columbus Dispatch.
ChIdrens Day was celebrated in the Methodist Church
in -, on Sunday. and the church was handsomely
decorated with flowers, while numerous canaries In
cages suspended about tho edice added their sweet
music to the singing OF the children One lady not
having n canary, brought an accomplished but not
gentee parrot The parrot behaved quite well for a
Time but finally, wnen little boy of his acquaintance
began recitation, the bird commenced TO mock him.
cnusng considerable amusement 10 the congregation and
greatly annoying the boy Finally the parrot sereeched
ont: /" IIey you little DIP which had tho effect OF
completely breaking mp the youthful deelaimer, and
almost demoalizing the congregation. Tho bird was
led out of the church in disgrace -schenectady Star
II Kelley is rejected at Vienna there yet remains the
Cannbal Islands. Though for that matter even the
king OF the Cannlbal Islands might reject him, since
he wears spectaces and ia thin and bony
The evidences accumulate that the Logan Temple has
been rcopened that tho business OF sealing married
men to young women has been resumed This Will 20
by the high priests Of the Church This authority VIII
never surrender until 1t shall DO forced o-salt Lake
City Tribune.
They have started discussion In the Minnesota
papers on the question whether the mamma which the
Israetes ate n.the wilderness was not locusts
Granger from Swainptovn-" Say, does this ere PAPER
o. your II 20 all over the town.F ,
Editor Yes SIR Our paper has the largest crcula-
ton OF any in Philadelphia Is there anything can NJ
for Your .,, q, var na,ar.
Josiah Hopknss farm at swanlptDwn has been
declared nuisance, cholera germs have peen aeVelop
Ing In great strength during the "i"'or' No"' no"
much will that thing cost T. -, T.. .,.,. -
. Ono dollar But why do you wish to advertise your
ist this: NV wifes sister has written us letter
saying that the family lisa comm up 10 spend the
summer so mister, here's yer uoilar ana si stoa
that ere motifs at tho typ of the coum Philadelphia
Call.