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The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

The sale of the revised edition of
the old testament is reported by
the booksellers to. be small, and it
seems to be the intention of the
American people to cling to the old
version, and use the word for which
the revisers have tried to substitute
"sheol" at least while the country
has al administration that is so full
of surprises and disappointments.
And the intention is doubtless a
wise one, for it is not easy to see
how the disappointed office seeker
could relieve his feelings according
to the revised editisn.-Times.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
A Kiss is said to be sweet. not b

A kiss is said to be sweet, not be-
cause it contains saccharlne matter,
but because a man does not know
what TO call it when he feels the
effects travelling through his system
on a lightning express with no stop
over check. 1t is safe to assume
that man who attempts to de-
scribe a kiss never had one; men
who have had kisses mot smacks)
don't want to talk; they just want
t. think and dream and die with
their boots on. So we have been
,ofd
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

The army of locusts will come
this year and devour many of the
young fruit trees unless precaution
is taken in time to prevent it. Per
sons having young orchards will do
well to wash their fruit trees with
lime whitewash and repeat the
wash at intervals while the army of
locuSts remains.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
"Look here said one Galvest,

"Look here" said one Galveston
gentleman to another, ''those De
Smiths that have moved into my
neighborhood must be one of the
toniest families in the state"
"What makes you think SOP"
swell about fifty people called on
them one day last week."
''Pshaw! that was on the first of
the month; they get everything on
8 credit"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
lark 1t DOWn--The Place to
On.

LEAFS Springs, Granger county, East
Tennessee, at the base of Signal Point,
the tallest peak of Clinch Mountain
elevated, cool situatioh-2l miles from
Knoxville-1l miles from McMillan's
on the E. T. & Va. r. r., by daily hack
connections, is a most desirable, roman
tic and healthy place to go this summer.
The main features are its superior nat
ural mineral waters, W hite Sulphur,
Black sulphur, Chaly beate, Lime and
Freestone-hot and cold sulphur baths
fine mountain and cave scenery-new
and additional buildings-cOmmOdious
rooms-extra good table fare--reason-
able prices-usual aEIusements and
pleasant society. Hundreds of tes-
timonials from the afflicted, with
full infor nation furnished if desired.
Send to the proprietor, Mr.. NJ. j.
Hughes for descriptive pamphlet. m7tf
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
Relief from the First Applica-
ton.

When person has suffered the I'M
told agonies of rheumatism and neural
gia twenty-five years, when physicians
have failed, and when a liniment cures
at one application, the fact ought to
cause thinking people to pause and
ought not to be in immediate readiness
in every house for the instant cure of
the aches and pains that aff1ict man
kind. Such is the evidence of G. NJ
Sanders, of Madison, Ala, and there
are volumes of other testimonials of a
like character to certify that Mansfield's
Magic Arnica Liniment is the best, the
par excellent of all pain killers. Sold
by druggists and prepared by the
Mansfield Medicine Co., Memphis
Tenn.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

"Push the price of -four up an
other NOTCH" said the miller to his
manager. 81 see England and
Russia are likely to have war.
But the latest news indicates an
smicable settlement of the Difficult
ty."
as that SO? Well then push the
price up two notches. Of course the
fewer persons killed in war the
more will live to want four
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

Nashville Union: The appoint
ment of Hon. r. M. t. Hunter by
the president to a 1925 Office, with
some little perquisites, all not
amounting ST, 900, is a case for the
aspiring young politician to reflect
about. Forty years ago he was
speaker of the house of representa-
tives. He then served fourteen
years in the United States senate.
He was secretary of state under Mr..
Davis of the southern confederacy.
He was then put in the confederate
states senate and made speaker. He
was then treasurer of the state of
Virginia. He was a prominent can
didate before the democratic con-
vention for PRECEDENT in 1860. This
country has produced no purer and
a very few men of greater ability.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

Here is something found to-day. 1t
was written for the benefit of teachers,
but applies to parents: "Be honest.
Be true. Be faithful. Acknowledge
your errors. State nothing to be q
fact unless you know it to be true.
Treat your pupils with politeness.
When you are right, carry your point
or resign your position. Remember
that the most important of all things
you are called upon to teach is manli-
ness. This includes honesty, truthful
ness, temperance, politeness and self
reliance" The substance of the above
can be condensed into three words;
"Be a man or be a woman. You are to
be this, and to teach the children to be-
come so.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

Plant strawb erries. Properly cul-
tivated, an acre, it is said by one
who has tried it, will produce 1915
worth of the luscious berries in one
season.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

In farming there is no such thing
as luck. Laws, fixed and immuta-
BILE, govern the growth of even the
most worthless weeds. What man
Sows or allows nature to SOW, he
will surely reap. These facts should
impress two very practical and i'm
portant lessons-the necessity of
clean culture and of clean seed.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

A Kansas man, who married q
widow with enc daughter, get di-
vorce and mHrried the daughter.
His step-daughter is now his wife,
and his former wife is now his
nOther-in-law, and live together.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

Little boy-"What does energy
and enterprise meanF Papa-'I
will illustrate. Mr.. Jones came
here without q shirt to his back,
and now he's got millions" Little
boy-"Millions! How many does
he put on at time, PAP"
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18

If there is anything in the world
which will make a woman mad, it
is to have man hang over the
fence and survey the weeks wash
ing on the clothes line and grin.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
And he did.

The pasture lands of this country do
not receive enough attention. After
all is said, they are the foundation OF
successful agriculture. Rich, succu-
lent. velvety pastures, on which the
herd and flock can satiate themselves
in luxurious ease, should be the ideal
attainment of every farmer. But this
ultimatum is not attainable by con-
slant breaking up and chopping of the
grass lands. In fact good pasture
should not ordinarily be plowed, but be
weeded and tended as care
frI as any ether crop.
Gen. Grant said the other day;
81 have read a great deal in
nv life but / know of no grander
man than Gen. Lee" He is COM
oletely dominated by his desire to
fnish mis- book, that he may leave
it as a legacy to his family. He
wakes up in the
hight. calls for a light, jots down
,ome remembrance and then goes to
sleep again. He stops in the midst
If a conversation to record q remi-
liscence.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
Presecnte Toe swindIers!!!

IiwAeu yos call .oT Hop Bittera jsee
green cius -sc OF Hops on the white la
bel Tue druggist hands out any stuff
called {. y Warmers German Hop Bit
tiers Or with other ''HOp" name, refuse
it 7nd snun thlt druggist rs you would
q viper; and IL he has taken your mon
ey TOR che stun, iadict him for the fraud,
ar1 sue him for damages for the swim
die, md We viii reward you literally
ffI y .g..i..tiun
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
Prosecute the SwindIers!!!

II " hen you call for Hop Bitters (see green
cluster of Hops on the white labol) the drug
gist hands ont any stuff called c. D. War
neT's German Hop Bitters or with other
Hop name, refuse il aud shun that drug
giEt you would viper; and if he has
taken your money for The stuff, indict him
for the fTaud and sue him for damages for
the sSindle and We will reward you liberal
IS for the con iotion.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
IL Have SmfEaredI,,

Win every disease Imaginable for
the l1st three years. Our
Druggist, 7. j. Anderson, recon-
meUliug
Hop Bitters," TO me,
| used two bottles!
Am entirely cured and heartily rec
ommend Hop Bitters to every one.
j. D, Walker, Ruckner, Mo.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-18
Counterfeiting Proves Supe
GRITTY.

"AllhOUgh cOunterfeiting is one of
the greatest crimes against the bust
ness of any country and in many
cases
"DestructiYe OF health and lifel"
at proves beyond a doubt the
Superiority"
OF the article counterfeited.
As no inferior article is ever counterfeited
Proof Of this is found in the great num-
Dor IN
Australia, England, France"
Germany, india, Belgium, Canada and
the L. s.
Ofcsuuterfo'fs q tho great remedy,
Ton filters -
Whose name and merits are so we'll known
tina world over that Il is q
shining mark and favoTite prey
"For couuterfeiteIs :"
Beware of all that does not have \ green
cluster OF hops on the white label.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-03-04
THE MARKETS.

CHICAGO, Feb "a
N, Fl. Crapser g. Co.'s market circular Of
this evening gives the following range OF
prices on the board of trade to-day: Wheat
onsnsG opened eos 7 sliced 5M oAsga I
9 as%s, Closed 'l 'SsIas s corn-Ssreh.
opened S71sc. closed 37slc; April, opened
371c, closed Csc; May, opened 4oasc, closed
4OIc. 0ats-May. opened $685. closed
3OIc. Pork-March, opened s123o. closed
s1S4s15; May, opened n slS4s !. sls ss slsss
pened Sc. 90, closed s7.031s.
Live stock-The Union stock-yards report
the following range OF prices: Hogs-Mar-
ket opened dull, weak, and prices 5@1oo
lower. sspecially on light grades, WHICH are
in Lar &c suppIys light grades, a. lo@4 70 com,
@4a to s snoiGs e to fsr nss4 gaaf e.
choice; heavy shipping, a. 4d@471 Cat
tle-Market steady; Shipping. $4.O0600;
bulk, 81, 75@5.25; suckers, $S.5o04.5o; Tex.
ans, 81 90@4 50. Sheep-Mnrkes slow and
weak; S2.0O@4 25; bulk, 2a9Q@32d.
Produce: butter-Choice creamery, pa
12@l6c; fine to best packing T6loc: Eggs
-Fresh.laid. 22@23c. Potatoes-Best stock,
4s@5Oc; fair, 43@tsc. Poultry-Fair to fne
dressed turkeys 8@llc. DO chicken, S@l0c;
do ducks, 11@l2c; do geese. s@l0o. Apples
Good to choice, 81 5O@S 90 per Dbl
New York.
New York, Feb. 2a
Wheat-1s@Hc higher and firm; less do:
ing; No: white, nominal; No. red March.
sssSH see ;,a APRIL sos @s7bfi; ,, May ss9
western spot, 5 dse. future, 4sx
@5Oc; moderately acilve, Oats-Lower
and dull; western, ss@4le Provision
Beef, quiet and steady; new extra, s1l.5o@
1900. Pork, steady; new mess, $l350@
1878. Lard, better and quiet; Steam, s7.15.
st. Louis.
,-- ST. LOUIS, Feb. 90.
s Wheat-Higher and active for May;
other options slow. opened Nc above ysstor.
idly under Ipmors pf other firms in trouble,
but, these proving false, the market reacted
and closed 1850 above yesterday for May;
11sc for June; 39@kc lower tor February
and March; No 2 red. SO@SO5&c cash sod
Sic February: soH@sl1c, March; si@stc,
May sD4sDs9 june aed closing a. .a top
Ei1s @36%c March; ask @sS%c April; 37G
:79c May. Oats-Very slow; 30c cash;
i Nc MAY. Rye Firmer; &c. Barley
eti.ot; G0@sOc. Whisky Unchanged; S1.1A.
'yisions-Dull; unchanged. Pork jobbing,
'sl2 IS. Bulk meats-Long clear, $3.50;
short rib, $3.50; short clear, $685.. Bacon
Long clear. ST S71; short rib $705; short
clear, 81. 15072o. Lard, $67o@67s
Toledo.
@ILgC TobRpp, Feb. 2a
Wheat-Weaksr; No. . cash and Febru-
sry. or March, 75c: April, 761Sc; May, 77ac:
No. q SOFT S3c. Corn-Active; No. 3 cash,
421S@4+c; February, 4411c bid March, 421<c;
May, 42c bid. 42hc asked Oats-Dull and
nominal. cloveF-~Active; prime, $3.50
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-03-04
THE
THE
Chicago, I4
Milwaukee
~ &c ST. Paul
RAILWA Y

Is tho Fast-MailTohoIt Line from
st. Paul and cepoiis via La
Crosse and Milwaukee 10 Chicago
and all points in the Eastern States
and Canada. It is the only line
under one management between
ST.. Paul and Chicago, and Is the
Finest Equipped Railway in the
Northwest. It is the only line
running Sleeping Cars with lux.
urious smoking rooms, and the
finest Dining Cars in the world,
via the famous "River Bank
Route" along the shores of Lake
Pepin and the beautiful Mississippi
River, to Milwaukee and Chicago.
Its trains connect with those of
the Northern lines in the Grand
Union Depot st st. Paul. No
Change of Cars of any class be-
tween St. Paul and Chicago. For
through tickets, timetables, and
full information, apply to any
coupon ticket agent in the North.
west. S. S. Merrill, General Man
ager; r. Miller, Asst General
Manager; A Y. H. Caryenter,
Gen'l Pass. Agent; Geo. Fl. Heat
ford, Asst Gen'l Pass. Agent, Mil
waukee, Wis. W. Ell. Dixon, Gent
Northwestern Pass. Agent, St.
Paul. MINI. .. ...
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-03-04
THE TRUTH AT LAST.
ALARMING STATEMENT AS TO GEN.
GRANTS CONDITION.
Afflicted with Malignant Cancer, and His
Death Only q Question Of q Few
Months-His Physician In
, tervieved.

NEW YORK, March 2--The house at East
Sixty-sixth street, where Gen. Grant lives,
was overrun with visitors Saturday anxious
to learn the truth as to his condition. A few
of the most intimate friends were admitted
to his room where he lay in bed. To a
reporter Of the United Press, Col
Fred Grant stated that his father
is very sick man and that there was no
longer any use Of denying it "We have
made every effort to keep his true condition
secret FOR the reson that If it became known
that the general was seriously i'll the house
would Be swarmed with callers and every
mail would bring hundreds Of letters, the
receipt Of which would only tend to excits
the patient and make his cure
less hopeful My father" continued the
colonel, has had but little rest for the last
several nights He Is suffering constant
pain in the ear and head. The nature Of his
disease. cannot definitely state and viii
have TO refer you to his physicians for any
facts concerning it"
DR.. Douglass one of tn attending physi-
clans was seen later at his Office. He denied
any responsibility for the high colored re-
ports in regard to Gen. Grants condition
A few days ago" said the doctor, Il had q
consultation with DR.. Sands at the generals
house, tho result OF which was that
we both agreed that the cancer
Gus growth at the root Of the
tongue was hardening and steadily growing
worse A microscopical examination by an
expert proved beyond doubt that it was q
case of malignant epithelial growth. Gen.
Grant is a very sick man, and think there
is little or no hope for his re-
covery. He Is breaking down,
but has displayed much courage. We
have tried to keep the knowledge of his true
condition from him. The cancerous growth
was undoubtedly caused by excessive smok-
ing. Every time he speaks, eats or breathes
this is disturbed, and it is difficult to treat it
for that reason. There have been times
when the growth has been temporarily
checked, but it has never been
arrested and is steadily increasing.
He cannot eat solid foods
because he has lost all his teeth. These we
extracted in hope of easing the pain in his
face. This pain in the face is the reflection
Of the pain caused by the cancer in the
throat. cannot say how near his end is.
he may live for months yet, but I do not
think there is any hope that he will ever
recOyarH
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-03-04
The Tvpe-writing Girl.

The stenographcr is rapidly being
succeeded by the typewriter. says the
Rrookir,, E9qle. Men arc too clumsy
to oco,lire great facility ut this sort OF
work. and It seems especially suited to
women. The advantages which 1t pos
sesses over the older fashion Is that the
work Is finished when the operator has
reached the end. A large element OF
uncertainty enters into life when one
employs stenographer: with the
type-writing girls it is different; AS a
rule they are busy copying supreme
court papers, which, by the way, they
law aside without the slightest regret
and they are apparently the only peo-
ple who look with contempt upon the
Supreme court, and begin at once to
prepare for work.
The preparation is the longest part OF
it. After q few general remarks about
the weather she removes her rings one
after the other, looks at them carefully,
nlaccs them in an orderly row beside
the type-writer, pulls hair-pin ont OF
the forward part of her bang, examines
II and then thrusts it with unquestion-
ed belligerence into the back OF her
head. Then she yawns prodlglously'
leans back in her chair, and says she Is
ready. When you begin she suddenly
remembers, rises from the machine,
goes to the washstand, toys with the
faucets for few moments, touches the
ends of her fingers to tho towel, thea
comes back by way of the mirror.
have become convinced by long ex-
ne,,;cucc that the average typewriter
never really cares to wash her hand. 1t
is a strategic subterfuge for the pur-
pose of affording her an opportunity to
look in the mirror. She returns, throws
herself carelessly into the chair and
briskly puts a sheet sf paper into the
machine, Having done this she wlth-
draws the paper, turns it around ana
puts it in in that way, This is q sys=
tenn they never depart from under any
circumstances. She is not ready yet,
however. At this point it becomes nee
essarv to open asmall drawer at the
right hand side of the typewriter, fish
ont a more or less snowy purse, glance
critically and aasaeWhat sadly within,
throw the purse back again; and bring
forth an ink-craser. rubber. truit
knife, and half-eaten apple or peach.
Some one will probably interrupt her
for quiet chat, and after that if you
are still there you will be thoroughly
started.
Once ppder way, an expert type
writer is fully as Fast 81 the average
stenographer, and when yoH have m III:
ished debating you may take the man. man:
useript away with you. have obsery-
ed one pecnliaFity abort the female
typewriter. She never makes (. st.iss
take. It is always the machine: 4
she puts sixteen vewels in the Wofdi
through" she first hits this keyboard
violently, then raises the roof OF the
structure, pokes at the types with her
first finger, INDUCES in some airy criti-
cisms Of the manufacture, brings the
whole thing together violently again.
and continues to make the most griev-
Gus and absurd errors with face OF ut
ter satisfaction and nprufled high spir-
it's. She eventually snaEries thas !! l9
aging clerk of the law office:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-03-04
THE NEWS IN BRIEF.

The Merchants Insurance company Of
Boston will retire from business
The total amount Of funds in the ILL.,
nois state treasury Jan 80 last was 49, 121, .
262 "a Ec~~ ..!sr -a-.-.-. ..r
Bishop Taylor's missionary party to At.
RIGA have with them zone ton of oat meal
one ton Of gunpowder, and ono ton of shot
Mrs. Bodman, Of Theresa, Jefferson
county, N. Y, the aunt of ex-senator s. c.
Pomeroy, Of Kansas, has just passed her 103d
birthday.
@Once in four years 100000 people
set to writing letters" said President-elect
Cleveland the other day, "and this time
am getting them"
Forty thousand brook trout, destined
for streams in Grant county, Wisconsin,
were frozen to death while in transit from
the state hatchery.
Near Centerville, Iowa, Friday morning,
coach of Wabash passenger train was de-
rallied, the seven occupants being wounded,
four OF them seriously
Prohibition is evidently much desired
by the business nell of Athens Ga, sixty
seven firms there having declared their in
tention of closing on election day and work.
ing forif. -----... ~ -. 49,
John Kelly says there is nothing the
matter with him that should cause anybody
uneasiness. He had malaria, but the
only trouble now is insomnia. Heriles horse.
back every day and says be is all right.
The inspector Of factories and work
shops in New Jersey declares that 95 per
cent. of the children employed in such
places never heard of the Revolution, Abra :.
ham Lincoln, the civil war, or President
Garfield"
In Madison county, Illinois, winter
wheat mas suffered seriously from the i.te.e
cold. One farmer reports that 200 acres of
his crop has been killed In the district
known as the "American Bottom" the blades
are said to look quite healthy. ,s1fs ~.- +
Near Parkersburg, W. Va, early Fri.
day morning, the train bearing Mr.. Hem
bricks to Washington was in collision with
another passenger, but no person was in
jured. Had it not been a straight track,
and the engineers saw that collision was
imminent and reversed the locomotives, the
result might have been different Yr
Mrs. Margaret Miller, of Baltimore,
gave birth Friday to three male children
all of whom were deformed, one being club
hideous shape. They died in short time.
Mrs Miller, in her seven years of married
life, has borne eleven children. Her mother,
who died aged 43, gave birth to twenty-five
children.
Near Smiths Mills, Union county,
Kentucky, last Saturday, Nose Cation, aided
by his sons, took out his wife and hanged
her. A posse came to arrest the Cations, but
they resisted. when four Of them were shot,
a son and daughter probably mortally. An
attempt was made to take the five prisoners
from the posse, but it failed. The opinion
was current, however, that all would be
iynched.
The bears controlled the St Louis and
Milwauks wneaJ m .rkets Friday, pressing
down prices, resulting in great excitement.
At St. Louis Ben w Lewis and E.y NJ
Samuels &c Son, grain operators, suspended
payment, with, it Is believed, heavy liabili-
ties. In Milwaukee HUM & Eskuche and
A. W. Belcher were forced to the wall The
pressure to sell caused the trouble on both
exchanges.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1885-03-04
MORE DYNAMITE DEVILTRY.
Attempt to Explode Some "Resource

Attempt to Explode Some Resource"
in a Land-League Ball Room.
LINCOLN, Neb., March 2.-On the occasion
Of the Irish National ball given here the 18th
inst, at which President Egan was present,
an ordinary chip basket was handed to him
by little boy. There was a card attached
to the basket which bore the
legend, ITO the President of the
Irish League, from friend of Ireland
and Liberty" Mr.. Egan quietly sent the
basket to the cloak-room, where it was ex
amined. 1t was found to contain a tin-box,
inside of which was a clock work
arrangement, SO placed that it would
play on the trigger of a cooked
revolver. The powder, which was
in the box, on examination was
found to be sawdust. The pistol was ar
ranged to be fired by the clockwork, and it
Is supposed tina the sender believe the saw
dust to be dynamite This theory is strength
ened by the fact that on the previous day
inquiries were made at various places in
town for dynamite or giant powder. Some
cautious dealer may have given sawdust in
place Of an explosive, to prevent mischief.
Mr.. Egan is opposed to the use of dynamite
by his countrymen, and is popular man
personally, SO that it is difficult to account
for the seeming attempt upon his life.