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The Nevada picayune., 1885-09-17

The Dardanelle Post. one of the most prominent newspapers in the State, under date of January 3Oth, says:
 "The Satanta Medicine Co., fur nish class of testimonials that no fraud could procure. These cer- titcates are from well known citi- zens instead of myths in distant States"
The Nevada picayune., 1885-09-17
Notice to Hunters.

On and after this date all pe,. sons are forbidden to hdnt witlii f our enclosures.
 BRAD SCOTT.
 '. Y. BROOKS. September 1Gth, 1885.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-09-17
A Magical Effect.

Arthur F. Field bears the follow: ing willing testimony in behalf of his wife to the wonderful curative properties of Satanta Liniment: LITTLE ROCK, ARK, May 19, 1885. Satanta Medicine Co Little Rock, Ark.
 GENTs-It is a pleasure to me to endorse the curative powers of your "Satanta Liniment." My wife was troubled with fheuma. tism for several years ahd had not been free from it for only short in tervals. bought a bottle of your valuable liniment and it's effect was like magic. She only used two bottles and has been free from it for six months.
 Respectfully,
 ARTHUR r. FIELD. College and Ninth Streets.
 For sale by MOncrief < Bro; Prescott, Ark, and J. NJ. Price X Bro, Boughton, Ark.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-09-17

Mir. q. T. Wells a prominent merchant of Grant Co.,, unites un- der date of May l4th, says: "YOur "Satanta Liniment is simply ~On' derfui, curing cases cf rhcnmdtism in q hours. I guarantee 1t, and hare not had any returned.
 Again he mites under date of June fifth says: "I have heard of only four cases of chills since l com menced selling "Satanta"-bne near here, and the others five. to twenty miles-hare sold -four bot ties curing as many eases.
 can recommend nothing as d surer chr for chills.
The Nevada picayune., 1885-09-17
Little Boy Cured With One Dose Ol
 Sataiita:

CTUSs IUII DfIUBc' CIIy VO'' 1hh"'
 April 25th, 1885. Satarta Medicine Co.,, Little Rock Ark.
 My sons little boy was afflicted severely long time with chills and fever and was at last cured with a single dose of ''Satanta." l would advise all who suffer with chills to use it and be cured, for it is certainly a Dead Shot for chills.
 MELTON CR OSS. Proprietor Cross Toll Bridge, Per. ry county, Ark.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18

As rule not one letter out OF twenty writ
ten to the president passes through the sec
retary's hands.
Consul General Waller has been informed
by Connecticut paper that one Of his first
duties abroad will be to lend hard-up Ameri-
cans SIS, more or less.
Antonio Barrios declares that, upon his
graduation from West Point, he will go back
to Guatemala and avenge the death OF his
father upon the treacherous Zaldivar
Nearly every member of the present French
ministry has been a journalist. Sir William
Harcourt is the only present English minister
who has been connected with newspaper.
The three men in England who pay taxes
on the highest-assessed value of personal
property are Giles Loder, SIS, 100000; Richard
Thornton, $l4, OOO, 900, and Baron Lionel Roth
schild, $13, 100000.
Edgar M. Johnson, Gov. Hoadly's law part
ner, is of the opinion that Judge Geddes will
be the Democratic nominee for governor OF
Ohio. He says that Geddes would be accepta-
BILE to both factions.
Emperors of China are privileged to name
their successors from among the male MEM
bers of their own or relatives family China
has law, therefore, governing the hereditary
succession to the throne.
James Dawson White of Nebraska says a
man can live on penny per day. He ought
to know. He was buried under snow-slide
for three weeks and grew fat on one pound OF
salt pork and a loaf of bread.
Mr.. Lowell is being presented with ad-
dresses, adieus and tears, beautifully bound.
Mr.. Phelps has been furnished an outfit OF
Vermont doughnuts, rhubarb pies and season.
able delicacies The air is full of courtesies.
Diplomacy and duty wait.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
BE PATIENT.

Impatient Democrats who fear that the
president is moving too slowly in the mat
ter of removals should remember that, as
the representative and executive agent of
MS party, Mr.. CLEVELAND has delicate
and responsible duty to perform. What
ever merit or demerit civil service reform
may possess, the fact remains that
the people of this country had determined
to try the experiment, and have chosen the
Democratic party as their agent to give it a
fair trial. The situation is peculiar, and
while it throws upon the Democratic party
q heavy responsibility it gives it CORE
spending opportunity. The fortunes of
civil service reform for the present lie en-
tirely in the hands of the Democratic party.
and the rate of its progress depends largely
on the energy and intelligence and
fidelity of Democratic reformers. The
president evidently realizes the respon-
sible position he occupies, for he said to
West Virginia delegation who visited him
the other day for the purpose Of asking the
removal of an Objectionable Republican
revenue collector and the appointment of a
worthy Democrat in his place, 81 am as
anxious as you people to have Democrats
in the offices, but we must go slow in this
matter"
The president believes that civil service
reform will be a successful experiment, and
there is no questioned his firm andAenAght-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
THE BROKEN REBELLION.

The half-breeds have repented of their re-
bellious break and promise to preserve the
peace in the future, and Gen. MIDDLETON
is very wisely allowing all but the ringlead-
ers to return to their homes. RIEL and
other ringleaders are to be taken to Prince
Albert for trial. Just what disposition will
be made of them is the problem which the
government finds difficult of solution. The
most serious menace to the Northwest terri
tories now is the recusant chiefs, POUND
MAKER and BRAVE BEAR. The former
has gone beyond the limit of his privilege
by capturing train, and the latter by tax
ing the Fort Pitt people into custody and
dismantling the post at that point. Col.
Offers il-advised attack doubtless led to
PoUNDMAKER's exploit, and the success of
this chronic mischief-maker can but result
in stimulating similar attacks, so that a
campaign against these recalcitrant redskins
would seem to be inevitable. While the breed
rebellion is at an end, the Indian problem is
still unsolved and it may prove to be a de-
cidedly knotty one.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
GO SLOW,

The Pembina County Pioneer Express
speaks truth which Minnesota farmers
might lay to heart when it says that ''Da-
kota will realize much more from her wheat
when her farmers learn to avoid haste in
selling. Because there is SO much wheat in
their immediate neighborhood they are apt
to become excited by the fear of over-pro-
duction, and in consequence strive to sell
before the market is glutted. By this hurry
the expense of threshing and marketing is
materially increased, the elevators and
railways are unable to keep up with the de-
mand for storage and transport, exagger-
ated estimates of the amount of grain
awaiting shipment are put in circulation,
and the bottom falls out of the market.
Then when the rush is over prices return to
what they should have been all along. Any
one who has paid attention to the matter
will not dispute the fact that during the last
five years wheat sold in the spring has
brought from 80 to 40 per cent. more than
that disposed of in the fall"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
THE VASSAR GIRL.

When VasSar girl of the period sets her
eye on fellow it's bound to hatch mischief.
" onk erS Gazette.
The woman with the iron jaw graduated
at Vassar. She got her education by chew
ing gum.-Atlanta Constitution.
''In the spermaceti whale the teeth are
same thing in Vassar girls.-Graphic.
Julia Pease, Vassar graduate, cultivated
5000 acres of land in Texas. This is the
biggest patch of Pease on record. Lowell
Courier
Some Vassar girls have been photograph
ing the moon. It's funny how girl longs
to possess a mans picture, even though she
may not know him.-BOston Post
A Vassar graduate owns 5000 acres of
land in Texas, but it breaks her heart to
know that there is not spruce-gum tree in
their boundaries. Post.
Some of the Vassar college girls have
been photographing the moon. The in
vestigation was doubtless started to disproye
forever that there is man in the satellite.
Lowell Citizen.
One astronomical class at Vassar has
been phOtographing the moon, but although
the photograph has been examined with a
m1coscrope, no masculine features could be
seen.-Philadelphia Call.
A Vassar graduate cultivates 5000 acres
of land in Texas, and her New York class
mates are just wild to know whether it is
spruce gum or pancakes she is raising down
there.-LowelI Citizen.
The astronomical class at Vassar has
been photographing the moon. The girls
were unable to determine from the photo
graph whether the man in the moon was
married or not.-Burlington Free Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18

the annoyance from smoke and dust, to say
nothing of escaping steam from locomo-
tives if allowed to run riot inside of the
fair grounds, and the inevitable discord that
must come from conflicting interests within
the grounds, the damage that the society
and adjacent property owners would sus-
tain would be incalculable. In the light of
all of these objections and questions, the
right of railroad franchises within the fair
grounds should be carefully canvassed be-
fore final action is taken. 1t has been Sug-
gested that the managers of the fair grounds
appoint committee to confer with the st.
Paul chamber of commerce for the purpose
of arriving at a definite line of policy to be
pursued. The various lines of railway in
terested should also be invited into the con-
ference before any definite action is taken.
The Agricultural society and the city Of
st. Paul cannot afford to show any partial
ity in matter of so much general import
ance as this.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
Gen. Grant Not a Writer.

T. G. Crawford in New York World.
Another false idea Of Gen. Grant is given
out by some of his friends, and that is that
he is a writer. He is not writer. He
does not compose easily. Writing for him
is labor. The work upon his new book
about which so much has been said is the
work of Gen. Adam Badeau. Gen. Grant,
l have no doubt, has furnished all of the
material and all of the ideas of the memoirs
as far as they have been prepared, but
Badeau has done the work of composition.
The most that Gen. Grant has done upon
this book has been to prepare the rough
notes and memoranda for its various chap
tiers. 1t is importantto understand Gen.
Grant, as he is not to have his character
hidden by foolish Misrepresentation He is
one of the greatest soldiers of his time. He
is one of the overshadowing figures of our
history. He has great decision. He hates
and he likes in strong way. He is not a
man who could chain himself down to a
desk to write. He has been essentially a
man of action all his life. He is so great
that he can well afford to have the exact
truth told about him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
WORDS ABOUT WOMEN.

Nine. Gerster sings her sweetest songs to
her brand-new baby.
The plump girl is now the fashion. The
slim one will now have to make a lien on fat.
Miss Cleveland's correspondence consumes
great portion of her time. Office
seekers and other importunate cranks worry
her with their letters.
Miss Anna Dickinson has finally abjured
the stage with all its pomp and vanities,
which is good thing for Anna and still bet
ter for the stage.
Spreading tar on the front gate OF nus
sian girls residence is said to be the greatest
insult that can be offered her. The inference
is that she can't catch beau by any other
means.
Mrs. Anagnos, one of the daughters OF
Mrs. Julia Ward Howe, is now engaged in
writing novel. This is the third OF Mrs.
Howes daughters who has adopted literary
pursuits.
DIR. Mary Walker doesn't find dime museum
life quite cloudless The serenity Of her
temper is sadly marred with the ridicule be-
slowed upon her by the s'freaks" in whose
society she is exhibited.
Miss Endicott, the war secretary's daugh-
ter, is said to be one of the most beautiful
women in Washington. Her complexion is
pure and white, her eyes large and brown,
and her figure, so says lady correspondent,
ssexquisite in rounded grace"
When the wife of great man is found to
be simple, quiet and domestic in her tastes
all the world wonders. yet in most cases these
very qualities have most helped her husband
to rise.
Miss Fannie Lawrence, daughter of Francis
G. Lawrence of New York. is reported en-
gagged to Lord William Venables-Vernon, who
recently visited this country, the guest of
CONGRESSMAN Hewitt. He is a Liberal NJ. P.
and very wealthy.
A Texas steer took after Jersey City girl
the other day as she was on her way down
town, but she gave him five lengths in race
of forty rods and beat him. The steer claims
that her heels threw mud in his eyes and
blinded him.
The Van Zandt breeze has entirely blown
over or blown out in Paris, and the prima
donna is living in retirement till she goes to
London to fulfill her engagement. Since the
scandalous scenes at the Opera-C omique, Mile.
Van Zandt has been overwhelmed with letters
of sympathy and bouquets.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
A wIDE-AwAKE NEWSPAPER.

Our wide-awake ST. Paul contemporary, the
GLOBE, scooped the balance of the universe
yesterday morning on the news Of RIEL' S
capture. By fortunate accident form was
s'pied,' and while waiting for the damage to
be repaired a belated special was received an
nouncing the surrender of the great rebel.
Thus the paper was two hours late, but con-
tanned the only news of the capture. 1t was
the luckiest ''pi' on record.-Sunday' Min
neapolis Tribune.
This compliment to the GLOBES enter
prise from its only rival in Northwestern
Journalism is as graceful as it is honest,
yet OUR Minneapolis contemporary is mis-
taken as to the causes which put the GLOBE
ahead of all the press in the country in an
nouncing RIEL's capture. There was no
''pi'' or accident of any kind in this Office,
and that edition of the paper was not later
than ordinary. The GLOBE has contract
with the public to furnish all the latest and
most authentic news. With scrupulous
fidelity to our obligation, we spare neither
pains nor expense to place ourselves in pos
session of the news from all quarters Of the
earth. To this end we employ none but
thoroughly reliable correspondents, who are
always on the alert to gather facts,
and who lose no time in communicating
to this Office all the information
they obtain from authentic sources, from
which we Gull that which will interest the
public, and thus we are enabled to give to
our readers not only the best, spiciest and
newsiest newspaper in the Northwest, but
one that is not surpassed by the METRO III
tan journals of the East. 1t is true that in
order to protect ourselves from the piratical
practices of less enterprising journalism in
our own midst, which is disposed to utilize
our enterprise for its own benefit by appro-
priating our news and transferring it to its
columns and imposing itupon its readers as
the result Of its own efforts, we are some
times compelled to hold back our issue to as
late an hour in the morning as is possible to
have the paper delivered to our patrons on
schedule time. And yet not one of the many
thousands who patroniZe the GLOBE ever
fails to find it laid On his doorstep at an
early hour in the morning, and as he sips
his breakfast cup of coffee can CLEAN from
its columns news of what is transpfring in
all parts of the world, both at home and
abroad, and can read curt and pithy COM
ments on all matters of public interest. The
GLOBE is newspaper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
Good Crop Reports.

PORTLAND, Or, May 17.-The gener-
Gus and steady rains which have been fall
ing throughout Oregon and Washington
Territory for the last week, followed by
cloudy and moderately weather, have
assured, as far as the weather can, an extra
ordinarily large wheat crop. Winter wheat
never looked better, but up to ten days ago
some fears were expressed concerning
spring wheat. 1t is the settled Judgment
now that every field of spring-sown grain
will mature. Conservative estimates put
the surplus for Western Oregon at 1000, DOC
bushels, and of the finland empire" com
prising the grain fields OF Eastern Oregon
and Washington Territory, at 3 6, 500, DOC
bushels; total, IS, 500, 900. This is an in
crease of 80 per cent. over last year, and is
based on the fact that the acreage is about
10 per cent greater, and the condition fal
better than the corresponding date last year.
The harvest will be about two weeks ear
lier than usual this year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
Foreign Flashes.

Queen Victoria will confer the order of
the garter and the title of royal highness
on Prince Louis Bettenburg ON his mar
rage to Princess Beatrice.
Prince Bismarck is suffering from neu-
ralgia in the face.
The car has sent Gen. Komaroff sword
of honor. The hilt of the sword is golden
and the scabbard richly set with diamonds.
The present was accompanied by an auto
graph letter from the car, warmly praising
Gen. Komaroff for his ability and courage.
A similar honor was conferred upon Gen.
Zakerjwiski.
The London Daily News, Liberal, ex-
presses fear that the cabinet may be beaten
on the Irish crimes act by the coalition of
Liberals and Irish Conservatives.
Gen. Graham and the guards embarked
for England yesterday.
Princess Bismarck is i'll in bed with the
bronchitis.
Stormy and cold weather is general
throughout Europe. Much damage to crops
and property is reported from many places.
Mr.. Lowell has introduced MI. Phelps,
the new American minister, to Earl Gran
vile. Mr.. Lowell will present his letters
of recall to the queen tomorrow. Mr..
Pendleton, the American minister to Ger
many, has arrived at Berlin.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
We Always DO 1t.
MinneanOliS Tribune.

We congratulate our Democratic contempt
rary in the state capital on the lucky accident
viii CHI delayed the edition SO long that it was
enabled to utilize late dispatch announcing
the capture of Riel, and thus publish the
news of that important occurrence before
any of its contemporaries in the Northwest
ern field, or in the country, for that matter.
The new management of this paper is as
bright and enterprising as the most exacting
community could desire, and when it has bull
luck as a coadjutor it simply eclipsas itself.
When luck and enterprise are welded in
journalism they form combination which is
bound to carry success along with it, and we
felicitate our Democratic contemporary on
the possession of these two factors which
have been so advantageously united.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
Funny Fashion Notes.

Whitehall Times.
Hats with bricks in them are again worm
The spring style of boots and shoes, like
corporations, have no souls.
On account of the hard times, coats are
now worn longer than usual.
The spring has been so cold and back
ward that dog pants are scarcely seen.
1t is the nobby thing for policemen in
dispensing charity to distribute fall wraps
among the poor.
Feather-trimmed suits are very stylish
and young chickens are discarding their ova
coats for them.
Many young married ladies, obliged to
wear last springs clothes, prefer divorce
suits.
Four pockets in the vest without any
money in them, although not popular, are
nevertheless, worn more than ever.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
ST. PAUL,S ARCH ENEMY.

From the way the Third street organ
yelps it has evidently been struck by some
bricks recently SHE'D at it. 1t is kept SO
busy each day retracting what it said the
day before that it doesn't find time to dis
cuss question at issue, but, when assailed
for its policy of defamation, contents itself
by swapping out, 'sYou're another" and
passes on to the next recantation. In Or
der to convince our morning contempt
rary that we are not alone in our estimate
of its malignant hostility to st. Paul, we
call its attention to the statement of an in
dependent journal published in our midst
which has reputation for impartial criti-
cism. Last Saturdays st. Paul Herald
confirms what we have already said upon
that subject in the following terse language:
The business men of ST. Paul, whose organ
the Pioneer Press assumes to be, are deeply
incensed at the attitude of that paper since
the recent election. Not content with at
tempting to injure the city's credit by per-
sistent assaults upon the conduct OF the
municipal government and the honesty OF
city officials, the P. P. has now declared war
upon the interests of business men and prop
erty owners. By systematic course OF
defamation and falsehoOd it has succeeded in
lowering the price Of city bonds to point
where they could be proftably bid in by a
local capitalist to the exclusion of out
side purchasers. No one doubts that a
portion of the profits arising from this
transaction have helped to swell the stream
which is steadily flowing into the Golfers OF
this mercenary publication. or course,
depreciation in the market price of city bonds
represents so much money taken directly
from the pockets of the tax payers. The r.
P. doubtless regards theirs as being just as
good as any other money, and, perhaps, a
trif1e better, as the ears of its able editor have
not been ''deafened by the jingle of the tax
payers guinea to any great extent in recent
years. This method of getting its scoop
shovel into the city treasury it doubtless
| finds much more convenient and congen1al
than the more honest but, in it's case, hope
less expedient of securing the city printing.
After explaining the reasons for this raid
upon the pockets of the tax payers, and
that it is entirely in accord with the prin-
ciples and business methods of the Pioneer
Press, our independent neighbor, the
Herald, concludes its excellent article as
follows:
But whatever the motive, these attacks
upon the city's reputation for order and good
government cannot but react disastrously
upon her interests. Let the idaa once gain
credence abroad that St. Paul's government
is repetition of the TWEED regime in minia-
ture, and that the scum of her slums and
cutters is her dominant political power, then
goodbye to her present proud position of
commercial supremacy in the Northwest,
goodbye to the high social standing of her
citizens abroad, and goodbye to all hope of
prosperity which has been based upon the
confidence of the business sentiment of the
country, as evidenced hitherto in the influx
of Eastern capital.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-18
He Knew All About 1t.

New York Journal.
81 think can suggest a remedy for Gen.
Grant" said a wild-eyed stranger to Fifth
avenue physician.
'.Ill diagnose your case if you don't move
on" growled the distinguished doctor.
''But, my dear sir, the Medical Record
speaking of the generals trouble, says:
On the free margin Of the palatal curtain
and"-
''Well, what do you know about it?"
angrily interrupted the pulse-feeler.
why, l ought to know something about
curtains" he replied, with an air of pride,
''for I'm shade manufacturer and"-
But the doctor had disappeared, and a
shade OF sorrow passed over the strangers
face as he moved on.