Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-11

After he saw them steer through the first cat
aract he concluded that he needn't troupe
himself further, and he felt as much at nls
ease as though sitting in his library, Wnie
they we're accomplishing in eleven hours the
distance that took them thirteen days on tue
upward journey.
IN one of his speeches, delivered in New
York. Mr.. Webster, said: 1T has so happened
that all the public services which have rem
dered in the world in my day and generation
have been connected with the general govern
ment. ] think l ought TO make an exception.
l was 10 days member of the Massachusetts
Legislature, and turned my thoughts 10 the
search Of some good object in which l could
be useful ia that position; and, after much
reflection, introduced bill which. with the
general consent of both Houses OF the Massa-
chusetts Legislature, passed Into law ana
is now law Of the state, which enacts that
no man in the State shalt catch trout In any
other manner that with the ordinary hook
and line
FOUR dudes in a group, with a similarity IN
the texture of their coats, trousers and hats,
which left no doubt that they had combined
their resources and bought job lot outfit OF
half dozen articles each. stood on the deck
Of an outgoing steamship at New ork Satur-
day, with an air Of Importance. Each seemed
to be devOtng his mind to holding the single
glass in the eye and talking with an Enghsh
draw at the same time. modest, Quaker
ish looking person darted mp the gang plank,
and one OF the dudes, slapping him on the
back. said: old man. how are you? Are you
going overf'' The ''Old man. gave search
ing glance at the big four" and passed on.
some one whispered: That's an English lie
tective!" The dudes Immediately went be-
low and did not show their heads above deck
again till the vessel left her pier.
THE congregation OF Rev. Jeremiah Beulah
Murray's African Church, in Atlantic avenue,
Brooklyn, which is divided into two factions,
concluded that all the trouble was caused by
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sole purpose of abusing the enemy OF man
kind. HIS power was described in such terms
that many of the congregation shuddered
and loud "amensN were uttered. tlnaly
gray-headed deacon arose. II done see the
debbI face ter face" he began. II know
ed" "Bre-s de Lord. Oar he am p0lln'
his head in dat var wIndyw screamed sister
Martha Jane Waters. Then, with series OF
shTieks she bounded from her seat anu point
ed with horror and bOny finger toward a
window. Her shr.eks SET the other sisters
others started for the door. 1t was fully hall
an hour before quiet was restored. Then the
trustees aud deacOns went out to hunt for The
devil. They did not find him.
AS President Cleveland was proceeding
from the east front of the capitol, after the
Inauguration ceremonies Wednesday, among
the vast throng that surrounded him with
cOngratuldtory words was very neat look
ing gentleman wearing dark-brow over
coat, black kid gloves, and shiny plug hat, and
carrying an umbrella in nice now slk cover.
How do you do. Mr.. President" exclaimed
the neat looking gentleI an. cordially.
pretty well, thank yOu," replied MI. CleVe-
| land. Can see you moment privately
inquired the neat looking gcntlement at
tempting TO draw the new President to one
side "Reallv. sir, 1t Is impossible 10 grant
/ YOUR request just at this moment" sal Mr..
Cleveland, stanchly maintaining his ground.
You seem to have forgotten me- persisted
the neat looking gentleman; Il am Ersklnc
N. Phelps President of the IrOquOis CLUB"
ment." replied Mr.. Cleveland. but you can
depend upon it was sincere when declared
IN my speech to-day that you Indians should
lie IA rly and honestly treated
THE statues around Washington city have
been said to typify too many soldiers, but
there is not much probability of any more
soldiers being set up for little while to come,
and Perhaps after while these VIII look lone
some amid the civil heroes ID he elevated.
Mcpherson sits on his ! OrSe, handing an
opera glass; George II. Thomas rides upon \
horse both blown and sublime ana contem-
plates the Potomac; Winfield Scntt Walls Il
horse. AMI cOntcmpldtcs his own tremendous
bell, George Washington rides crane, and
carries blade to swipe somebody WIDE open;
Andrew jackson represents the genius Of the
nursery, the colossal toy of the boys, with his
horse rearing in the air, and at this moment
he seems in great relevancy to the Mhlie
House, ard il looks natural for him TO be
jumping strong; Nathaniel Greene IS trOttng
/ a road horse over a cannon hall and singing
out one hand as If to iay: 81 don't care II
lOsc that arm. anyway" SUCH are the eques-
trlan glOries of the capital-tWO Revolution
airy men, one hero OF the second war ana
orc Of Mexico and two heroes of The last