Morning journal and courier., 1885-06-12
AsNeULAH BOOK EimamriaI. arnu
A SINGULAR BOOK.
SeintiIating With Sarcasm and Br i'll
 liant With Truth. New York Correspondence American and Rural

seintfIatine With Sarcasm and Br ill liant With Truth. New York Correspondence American and Rural Homel
 Chap. I. ttHas Malaria;" goes to Florida. Chap. IT. "Overworked;" goes to Europe Chan III ssHas Rheumatism;" goes to Ems.
 Chap. ". Has row with his doctorl The above chapter, MT. Editor, find in a book recently published by an anony- nous author I have read a deal of sarcasm i in my day, but never read anything equal | to the sarcasm herein contained. suspect | the experience portrayed is a personal one; l in short, the author intimates much on page 31 Let me give you synopsis: Malaria" as it states, is the cloak with which superficial physicians cover up a null titude of ill-feelings which they do not under stand. and do not much care to investigate. It is also a cover for such diseases as they cannot cure When they advise their patient to travel or that he is overworked and needs | rest and is probably suffering from malaria, | it is confession of ignorance or inability. | The patient goes abroad. The change is a tonic and for time he feels better. Comes home. Pickle appetite, frequent headaches, severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, lrr1tab1ll. | ty, tired feelings, and general unftnsss for business are succeeded in due time by alarm | ing attacks of rheumatism which fits about his body regardless of all human feelings. It is muscular,-in his back. Articular,- l in his ioints Inhammatory, my! how he ! fears it will fly to his heart Now off he goes to the springs. The doctor sends him there, of course, to get well; at the same time he does not want him to die on his handsl
 That would hurt his businessl Better for few days. Returns. After @ while neuralgia transfxes him. He bloats; connot breathe; has pneumonia: cannot walk cannot sleep on his left side; is frstful; very nervous and irritable; is pale and fab by; has frequent chills and levers; every thing about him seems to go wrong; becomes suspicious; musters up strength and de- mands to know what is killing him!
 "Great heaven!' he cries, ''why have you kept me so long in ignorancea'
 Because" said the doctor, 1T read your fate five years ago. thought best to keep you comfortable and ignorant of the facts. :"
 He dismisses his doctor, but too late! His fortune has gone to fees.
 But him, what becomes of him?
 The other day well known Wall street banker said to me. fIt is really astonishing how general Brights disease is becoming. Two of my personal friends are now dying of it. But it is not incurable I am certain, for
 my nephew was recently cured when his physicians said recovery was impossible. The case seems to me to be 8 wonderful one." This gentleman formerly represented his government in foreign country. He knows, appreciates and declares the value of who is son of Danish Vice Consul Schmidt, was pronounced in curable when the remedy, Warmers Safe Cure, was begun. t'Yes' said his father, 'I was very skeptical but since taking that remedy the boy is we'll"
 is said to be victim of this terrible disease. He ought to live, but the probabilities are that since authorized remedies cannot cure him, his physicians will not advise him to save his life, as so many thousands have done, by the use of Warmers Safe Cure which Gen. Christiansen, at Drexel, Morgan & Co.'s, told me he regarded "as wonderful remedy"
 Well, suspect the hero of the book cured himself by tEe same means. The internal evidence points very strongly to this con clusion.
 I cannot close my notice of this book bet ter than by quoting his advice to his readers:
 eff, my friend, you have such an experi ence as I have portrayed, do not put your trust in physicians to the exclusion of other remedial agencies. They have no monopoly over disease and I personally know that many of them are so Conscientious that they would far prefer that their patients should go to heaven direct from their powerless hands than that they should be saved to earth by the use of any 'unauthorized' means.'
 And that the authors condemnation is too true, how many thousands duped, and yet rescued, as he was, can personally testifys
 WestViIIe.
 The Westville Methodist Episcopal church, Rev. A. H. Mead pastor, will observe Chil- drsn's day next Sabbath morning. Exercises of singing, readings, addresses by children, medal presentations will constitute a varied and interesting programme.