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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-11-02
NOTICE.

MIR. FRANK p HASTINGS WILL HAVE
vi charge of the business affairs of our Bank
during the temporary absence of our MR.. WIN. q.
IRWIN to San Francisco.
2s9 now CLAUS SPRECKELS & co.
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NOTICE.

AN ANNUAL MEETING OF THE
N stockholders of the Waianae Company, held
October oath, the following gentlemen were duly
elected TO serve as officers for the ensuipg year,
viz:
Preslden II. A WIDEMANN
Vice President y. WILCOX
Treasurer. ..... A JAEGER
Secretary and Auditor. nc. o. BERGER
c. o. BERGER,
PSI woct 81 Secretary.
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TNHE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING BEEN
appointed assignee of the estate of JAMES
II. BOYD, a bankrupt, all persons indebted to
said estate her eby notified to make immediate
payment to at my office.
w. c. PARKE, Assignee
Honolulu, October 80, 1855. 3O0nOv7
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Refined in New YOrI1-Market steady with
moderate demand.
a Crushed S6S7%.
C;ranulated-6 91G016ss.
Standard Al 5-l6.
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The Royal Hawaiian Band will render
the following musical programme this even
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enable the public OH the Islands and from abroad
TO gain general information on all matters in the
following departments:
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THE LIVERPOOL STEEPLECHASE,
Introducing the Colonial Jumping Horses
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Real Estate Department

Keep Books and Accounts, collect Bills, loans
or invest Moneys Penmanship, Engrossng and
all kinds of Copying done.
PrOcures Fire and Life Insurance.
Advertisements and Correspondence attended To.
Information Of every description connected
with the Islands coming from abroad fully
answered.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
A Model school Teacher.

\ tOlersbly athletic young man took
certain school to teach years ago in
Western New York, after number Of
pedagogues had tried it and given it up
in despair. The big boys had driven
the teachers away invariably, and the
discours cement was so complete the
first day that they were not willing to
undertake a second edition.
This young man took hold with full
knowledge of the difficulty, and with a
hope that he would succeed. He was
mild hammered, and he opened the
school on the first day with q pieading
smile on his lips that made even the
small boys reckless. He was taking the
names of the children, and he progressed
without difficulty till he came to John
Tarbox, the leader of TIE unruly ones,
and the boy who ALWAYS gave the signal
for "trouncing the master"
The new teacher approached him with
a sweet smile on his face, and said:
Now will you tell me your name,
please?"
The boy leaned back in his seat, put
his feet over the top of his desk, and
looked cross eyed at the new teacher,
while all the school roared.
please tell me your name" repeated
the teacher pleadingly, without noticing
his rudenes'.
"Wal," drawled the fellow, sometimes
they cell me Bob, and sometimes they
call me Pete. and sometimes they call
me somethin' else. but you'd better not
call me anything"
The mild looking teacher had been
expecting this; there he had the adj
vantage. He had prepared himselffo for
fight, not fight for a minute, but for al
hour or a day. if need be; he had been
in manner trained for it, and so as the
last words were out of the boys mouth.
he dealt the big lubber blow between
the eyes that stunned him, and then
graspiDg him by the collar dragged him
over the seats headlong. stood him on
the floor with jam, and Numbered out ::
"What is your nameP'
John Tarboxw exclaimed the boy,
promptly. and with eyes fairly bullying
out Of his head.
Every well. Take yonr seat, John"
said the teacher.
And John took it,
There was no more difficulty. and at
the end of the season that school was
said TO be the best in the section.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
Why He Joined the Nethodists.

"How does it happen that you joined
the Methodist Church," asked Z man Of
a dealer in ready made clothing.
well, because mine biuddeI, cIoined
der Bresbyteriants. L vas not want der
let heem git der advantage nit ne"
How get the advantage"
mine orudder noticed dot Ne vas Gin
shoemaker, und dot DER Bresbyteriants
shtood oop ven dey brays He see dot
dey ware der shoes oud in dot way. unit
he chUins dot shurch to hold dot trade,
unit prosbers so choined der Netho-
dists"
what did YOU gain by tnat?"
Ivy, der Nethodists kneel down unit
ware der pritchcs at der knees oud ven
dey bray, unit dey bray long unit wore pig
holes in dem pritches. Veil, sells
cloting to dem Nethodists unit makes
moDish."
But don't you have TO donate consid-
cradle 10 the support Ofthe church,
Yah, | puts much money in dot
shurch basket, but efcry time I tonat es
to dot shurch / marks pritches oOp den
per cent. und gifts more as efen." NeT-
man Independent.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
COUNTERFEITERs BEwARE.
\ Michigan Concern Epioiped.
lFrom.the Rochester Morning Herald


The following Injunction has been M.
tanned by the Hop Bitters Company, OF
Rochester, y. Y, against COllatinus q
Warner, of Reading, Michigan, prohibiting
him from manufacturing or selling "GeT,
man Hop Bittets -
The President OF the United States of
America 10 CollatinuS ID. Warner. Of
Reading, Mich, his servants. wOrkmen.
statesmen and agents. aud each and eyery
of them:
Whereas. il has been represented urto the
Justices of our Circuit Court, the Hon.
Stanley Matthews and the Hon. Henry B.
Brown, nj Detroit, within and for said DIS
trict, sitting as a Court of Chancery, that
you, COatInus u Warner, are manufaet-
urng and selling medicine named German
Hop Brtters, in fraudulent imitation of the
Hop Btters made and sold by complainant;
your said medicine being devised. calcu ated
and intended 10 ms.ead the public into pun.
chasing such counterfeit goods rs the manu-.
facture OF the complainant.
We, therefore, in consideration OF the prem.
lses, 90 strictly en- Join you, the said col atinus
ID. warner and ali and every the persons be-
fore named, from using the words Hon Biz
tiers" on any fluids contained in bottles 80 as
10 induce the belief that such nu lis are made
by complainant; and further, from manu-.
featuring, selling or Offering for sale, an, bit.
tiers or other huius in the bottles and with the
labels, and in the general form in which you
were manufacturing and selling the bitiers
called by you German Hop Bit,ers, on the al.
ing oil the bill, or in any other bottles, or with
any other labels contrircd or designed 20 rep.
resent or induce the belief that the bitters OF
iluids sold b. you are the goods IF the COR
planant, until the further order OF ths cou-.
Witness.
The Honorable MORRISON X. WAITE.
Chief Justice of the United States.
AT Detroit, this 18th day Of July..A. D., lsso
u, 81 Waiter 5. Harsha, Clerk
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
REmEMBERED BY OLE.
A Story showing What an Excellent
Memory Creditor Has,.

A man who had rested in the county
hospital for two years made his appear.
ance on the streets one day this week
The town was strange to him and he to
the town. Old friends gazed at his Deaid.
ed, cadaverous face, but they knew him
not. He looked the old familiar bar.
keeper in the eve, Tut the barman silent.
ly mixed his drink and gave Lo sign Of
recognition. The waiter at the restaur.
ant where lie had dined for years set a
plate tefore him but spoke no word OF
greeting. Sadly the invalid ate the
meal, Lit his cigar and wandered among
the faces that were familiar to him, but
which had no smile of welcome fo- the
man rescued as it were from the grave.
ALAS" said he, is there no one in all
this great city that knows me?'
Just then he felt tap on the shoulder
and deep and not unfriendly voice
whispered in his ear.
Don't you tink it wash time dot leetle
bill vas settled?"
1t was his tailor, his tailor who first
saw light under the shadow of Mount
Olivet. The lost one grasped him By
the hand and led him to the nearest sa.
loon. Such is life, my brethren. The
friend Of thy bosom may in few years
forget thee, but thy creditors, never. On,
man, If you would retain place in the
affections of your kind, il you wonld
build for yourself a monument in the
human heart, buy something, buy every.
thing, and-have it put down to the old
account. San Francisco News Letter.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
What a Newspaper Il.

The newspaper of to-day is a library
1t is an encyclopedia. poem, a biog.
rapby, history, a prophecy, a directory,
a time table, a romance, cook book, a
guide, horoscope, an art critic, a poit-
ical resume. ground plan of the civil
lied world, low priced multum in
parvo. 1t is sermon, song, circus
an obituary, a picnic. shipwreck, a
symphony in solid BREWER, medley Of
life and death, a grand aggregation O!
mans glory and his shame. II il, in
short, birds eye view Of all the mag.
Danimity and meanness, the joys and
griefs, the births and deaths, the pride
and poverty of the world, and all for two
cents ome6mes.
1 could tell you some more things that
the newspaper of TO-DAY is If you had
time to stay here and your business
would not suffer in your absence
Among others, 1t is long felt want, 9
nine column paper in a five column
town, lying sheet, q feeble effort, {
financial problem, lettering wreck, {
political tool and a sherif's sale. Bill
Nye.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
Kissed and Rugged by turns.

An interesting little love comedy is
reported on the train north. The train
had stopped at Oshkosh, where two men
walking up and down the platform fin.
ally espied girl through the coach win
dow. They entered the car and greeted
her with the ardor of two Romeos. she
playing Juliet TO both. They endeav.
ored to indrce her to get off at Oshkosh.
but she felt inclined to go to Appleton.
While they were discussing the point
the train started. and the two Romeos
concluded to 20 to Appleton with her.
Then the picnic commenced. First one
vould occupy the seat with her, huggine
and kissing her with an ardor that was
undismayed by the presence of mauy
passengers. Then he would 90 back to
the rear OF the car and the other man
would hug and kiss her until his con.
science told him that his time was up +:
then he would retire and give the other
man chance. 1t was fun for the passen.
gers, and tie comment and SIDE remarks
may be better imagined than described
The girl was alive at last accounts. and
is wishing her friends In Appleton. The
two men probably hugged each other all
the way back to Oshkosh. Oshkosh
Journal
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
Daily Bread.

A little girl in wTetched little attic,
whose sick mother had no bread, knelt
down by the bedside and said slowly
"Give us this day our daily bread. "
Then she went into the street and began
to wonder "where God kept his bread"
She turned round the corner and saw a
large, well filled baker shop.
"This," thought Nettie, lis the place"
So she entered confidently and said to
the stout baker, "I've come fof it"
"Come for what?"
"Iy daily bread,' she said, pointing
to the tempting loaves. "I'll take two,
if YOU please-one for my mother and
one for me-"
"All right" said the baker. putting
them into bag and giving them to the
little customer, who started at once for
the door.
stop, YOU little roguer' he said rough
" where is your money!"
Il haven. any, she said simply.
Haven't anv" he repeated angrlly
"you little thief, who brought you here
thenw
The hard words frightened the little
girl, who, bursting into tears, said
Mother Is sick and am so hungry. In
my payers / said, Give US our daily
bread" and then I thought God meant
me to fetch il, and SO came here
The rough but kind hearted baker was
soflened by the child's simple tale. and
he sent her back TO her mother with q
well filled basket. Philadelphia Call.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
As CLARA SAW 1T.
Well Turned Ankles and Gorgeous
noalerY on EXhibitiOn.

"Clara Belle" has been sojournlng at
Saratoga. and in gossiping letter to the
Cincinnati Enquirer denounces what she
calls a "horrid" practice developed
among fashionable women.
Three or four years ago. she writes,
"NIr. Canton. Woodville, the London
artist, drew as frontispiece for the
Christmas number of the illustrated
London News picture Of a young wo-
man in o wicker rocker on the veranda
of an Indian bungalow. One foot was
on one knee, and there was space Of
halfa dozen inches above the foot upon
the floor that was not GOV red by her
dress. She was the heroine of Besant
and Rice's novel, They were Married
"The responsibility of the newspaper
and the social position and fame ofthe
artist were the main defenses against the
outcry of the fashionable folk who saw
this sort of picture-so common in our
police pictorials-forthe first time in a
high class newspaper. The subject was
discussed in the London press, and it
was announced by defenders of the art
list that one had only to look at women
anywhere to see that they commonly
adopted such sitting positions as the art
list had portrayed.
! "That assertion NAV have been true in
( England atthat time, but it was not true
in this country. 1t is literally exact as
TO the women of Saratoga to-day. You
cannot look in any direction on the YER
andas here without seeing painful eX.
PLANTATION of the display ofgorgeous and
costly stockings and slippers in the store
windows. Here is a snakeskin slipper
and a hand-embroidered silk stocking;
there is an embroidered slipper-a mass
of flowers caught with a buckle Of
gold, set with small diamonds and rubies
Wherever you look, pretty slippers, we'll
fitting silk stocking, and little immac-
ulate drapery of rich and heavy lace or
embroidery at the bottoms of skirts meet
your gaze.
"The skirts are so hung as to show one
edge above the other, and all against a
background of dark stockings. Worst OF
all, you see once in while young miss
of sixteen or seventeen vieing with the
mothers and the well seasoned coquettes
in this immodest craze. You look at the
young girls ladylike face and innocent
eyes and think she must be unaware of
what you have noticed; but, no! there are
the loud slippers. the costly hosiery, the
beautiful skirt trimmings and moreover,
that shapeliness OF person which forces
YOU to think the possessor is proud of
property and does not wish it TO be lost
to sight"
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03

long boiling is sure to discolor clothes,
after they are scalded and boiled, add
blue water and wash clean through the
suds, then rinse through plenty of clear
cold water, before taking through the
process of bluing, then wiring as dry as
possible; and this is one of the most
important operations of the work, as
clothes with water left in them will be
streaked and yellow. There are now
so many excellent wnngers that every
family should be supplied with one; but
il the clothes are wrung by hand, they
should be gathered in twist evenly,
and then wrung with gentle squeezing
motion until the water is all extracted.
As soon as wrurg, all garments should
be at once shaken FROM their fold anu
hung out 10 dry.
Colored prints and muslins requne
very careful washing in two soapy waters
mo soep being rubbed on them, and
rininsg in clear cold water. In washing
colored articles there are great many
WAYS by which the color may be preser-
yed in such as are liable to fade. For
butts, gravs, or any very delicate colors,
a tablespoonful Of black pepper to a
bucket of water will set the color. l:
boiled in vinegar, black cotton goods
never lose their freshness. Ok gall is
also excellent to preserve colors, and is
particularly useful in washing delicate
tinted stockings. All co.ored goods
should be hung in the shade to dry.
Merino, wooden, and silk underclothes
and stockings are very easily spoiled in
washing. None hut the best soap should
be used, and 1t should be dissolved in
hot water. Do not rub the wooden
clothes, but cleanse them by drawing
them through the hands in and out OF
the suds. Rubbing shrinks and Injuries
them. When clean, wiring from the
suds and rinse in warm, soapy, blue
water, stretch into shape and hang out
immediately. Wocleu or silk goods
should never be washed on stormy OF
cloudy day. Good Housekeeping.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
HE WAS UNFORTUNATE.
An Episode which shows How His
III Luck Held Out.

A venerable old tramp entered an
Austin business house and said to the
proprietor:
Il am the most unfortunate man in
the world. Please do something for
me-"
81 don't know who you are" replied
the merchant. "You may be an i'm.
postor." -..
Here is a certificate from Parson
Jordon, of Galveston, that am a hard
working, honest man, who has been un.
fortunate"
"a certificate from Parson jordan, OF
Galveslon," asked the IN reliant.
"Yes, sir; here it is" replied the m en-.
dicant, handing the merchant a paper
The merchant looked at the paper and
said:
"Parson Jordan, of Galveston, is my
brother. l know his signature very
well, and his signature on that certificate
is forged"
Just as I expected" whined the men
dicant. 81 told you i was the most un
fortunate man in the world. Just think
of me coming 10 the brother of Parsor
Jordan, of all the people in the town, anC
showing him that forged certi6c te
when there is not another man in Austir
who knows his signature Texas Sift
ings.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
Ten dere 1t Kind Of Rheumasf s nm .

"Ther very fnst night he'd the COM
bined stor,n-glass and thermometer"
said old Colonel Getroff Careless, ut
showed clear, calm weather fer ther
next twenty.four hours, so with perfect
confidence in ther blamed thing went
an laid down on ther back gall'ry an
went ter sleep, cause twar too hot in
doors Their peddler tole me tibet ez
long ez ther barometer showed clear
weather could go an sleep under er
sprinklin' cart fer twenty-four hours an
never even git my feet wet.
Il jest did wake W in time ter keep
tibet So storm-glass from floating off.
Then / drug in the cheers from Off the
gall'ry an sot at m'wiuder an looked at
invite takin' Their clothes offer ther
line, an she had ter paddle roun' in
ther rain so do it. 1 felt sorry to see
her out ther in the wet like er cat with
fits, but ther hired girl war out at her sis
ter's.
mex day tuck tina. insterment out
in ther back yard and patted it tenderly
on ther back with a brick-bat, an now
I'm using it fer a stove cover litter. But
tibet filst nights experience come nigh
ter givin' me m'death. had the ROOM
tisum so bad that look out, thar! look
out !" he yelled as Swipes started to sij
down beside him on the hearse tongue.
Look out, eff yer touch that tongue it'll
jar my roomtism, an I'll jar yer head"
Swipes humbly apolcgized and went
over and sat down on the edge IF the
horse trough. The colonel looked over
at Mowdown and worked mis- jaws
Mowdown handed over the plug of Niger
heel and tie colonel cut two and a hall
inches off the end that hadn't been
eaten off of, and proceeded:
Talk about roomitusm, uhum, this
dose nigh killed me. M'leg wuz so sore
that eff I'd be er sleepin' SCUM an you'd
come in an tech ther shade1 Of m'leg on
ther wall, I'd Just wake up an scream
right out loud with anguish. One night
my wife came inter m'room, an before
] cud prevent her she winked at miles
an i came nigh havin' st. Vitus's dance
Yes, sir, tibet leg was sore. Night before
las Philander Beasley war in m'parlol
with m'darter, en- she showed him
m'picter an he teched ther leg of it by
accident, an it nigh give me delirium
F, tlpmlins."
Then an old ex circus horse in stall
No. 10 tainted, and the silence that
settled down on the little group was sc
thick that Bob Swipes had to cut 6
swathe in il with the stable squirt to lei
an incoming hack through.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
Laundry Lessons.

Before ,eginning TO wash, all the BED
iinenand undertaking should be placed
BY themselves, the table linen and tes
towels put in another pile, the flannel.
treated similarly, while colored clothe:
should be placed aside to wash last
Stains of all kinds on clothes should be
washed out before they are laid aside for
the SECULAR wash. Spots on table line
usually yield readily to soap and warm
water; vine stains should be removed
With salt. wet and rinsed out; fruit stains
may be removed by pouring boiling
water over them before they arc wet;
coal oil and common baking soda mixed
in equal parts will have the same effect.
To remove ink stains, dip the par. in
hot taIIow, or wash in new milk. II
clothes are iron nodded, use oxalic acid,
which win remove mildew. Paint can
be removed from any article by rnbbipg
With lard and then washing.
As TO the time clothes should 5e boil
"a great difference of opinion exists.
5one very excellen. authorities en- the
ub|ect condemn the practice, and al.
ri>e scaIdlns Instead; u loiled. il should
ply b ior ten = fifteen minutes, as
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
The mic of Crime.

Whence comes this epidemic of sui
cides and murders? Recent discussions
have named several causes. Hon. e. IL.
Reeve, of Indiana, charges it to intidel
teachings-holding that hopelessness of
future state cripples fortitude, for
bearing life's ills. Another declares
suffering from the universal business
depression the cause. A third writer
attributes 1t to increasing insanity, q
physician thinks much of the tendency
is Inherited, while Temperance advocates
lay the responsibility upon strong drink.
Free thinkers have committed suicide,
but so have orthodox churchmen. FL
nancial straits have beset many, hut the
wealthy have also taken their life.
Insanity and dissipation have pre-
coded suicides and family murders.
Ore feature common TO almost every
such crime challenges attention. Well
nigh every report of suicide and family
murder mentions the perpetrator as
having "for some time been subject TO
melancholy Whence comes this? All
recognized medical authorities tell us
that the fire which consumes the brain
is always kindled by arrangements OF
digestion that good digestion is impos-
sible without pure blood, and pure blood
is never known when the liver and
kidneys are out of order. Under such
circumstances, preventive should be
sought, and for this Warmers safe cure
is sovereign-a fact conceded by the
best authorities in The land, and it is
especially commended by the celebrated
DR.. bio Lewis. Rochester Democrat.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-10-03
Prosecute the NMindIers..!

If when you call for Hop Bitters the
druggists hands out anything but Hop Bit
ters," with Il green cluster of HOPS on white
label, shun that druggist as you would n
viper; and II he has taken your money for a
bogus stuff, indct him for the fraud and sue
him for damages for the Swiudle, and we
will reward you literally for the conviction.
See L. :. Court injunction against G. u.
Warner, Reading, Mich, and all his sale
menagentS. druggists, and other init atOrs.