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Don't say there is no help for catarrh,
hay fever and cold in the head, since
thousands testisy that Ely's Cream
Balm has entirely cured them. 1t SUI
persedes the dangerous use of liquids
and snulfs. 1t is easily applied with
the finger and gives relief at once.
Price 80 cents.
, was troubled with chronic catarrh
and gathering in head; was deaf at times
had discharges from ears, unable to
breathe through nose. Before the secs
ond bottle of Ely's Cream Balm was
exhausted / was cured c. j. Corbin,
023 Chestnut ST., Philadelphia.
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A wonderful Discovery.

Consumptives and all, who suffer from
any affection of the throat and lungs,
can find certain cure in DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. Thou
sands of permanent cures verify the
truth of this statement, No medicine
can show such a record OF wonderful
cures. Thousands of once hopeless
sufferers now CRATE fully proclaim they
owe their lives TO this New Discovery.
IL will cost You nothing to give il a
trail. Free trial bottles al I. ID. Thomas
drug store. Large size, 81.
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-Fogg saws that he sees in The nov

-Fogg says that he sees in the news
paper that better times are anticipated
because of the increased demand for
loans. lie doesn't understand the con-
nection, however. lie has always no
ticed that the worse the times were the
more strenuous his borrowing friends
were in their call for loans.
There is "A weighty difference be-
tween mason's cap stone and brick
in his hat.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-11-28

There must be an open road between
the food we eat and the substance of
which our bodies are composed. If the
road is clogged or closed We sicken, faint
and die. This road is made up of the
organs of digestion and assimilation.
OF these the stomach and liver are chief.
Most people have had more or less en-
perience of the horrors of constipation.
Prevent it and all its fearful sequence
by using Dr. Kennedy's Favorile Rene
dy. 1t is the first ste. that costs.
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IF the gols ever interpose in behalf
of suffering humanity, it seems little
remarkable that bald-headed man
should be overlooked in fly time.
If you thinlIyou don't amount to
much in this world, borrow five dollars
on your household goods, and see what
an interest the man who holds the mort
gage will take in you.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-11-28

Samuel Miracle, an Ohio man, is
the father of seventeen boys. He is a
conclusive refutation of the saying that
the days of miracles is over.
"A spotted adder is what they call
defarllting cashier in Boston. Returns
from the detective agency, though, show
that great many of them are un.
spotted. -r ..Fj
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A Great CaHSeOf Human Misery
On The Loss of
IEEZszNIEaa gsgSlS'

A lecture on the nature, treatment and
radical cure of Seminal Weakness, or Sper
'natorrhUa. induced by Self.Abuse, In.
voluntary Emissions, TmpotencY, Nervous
Debility, and lmpediments to Marriage
generally; Consumption, Epilepsy and Fits;
Mental and Physical lncapacity, &c.-By
ROBERT j. CULVERWELL, NJ: d.
The world renowned author, in this ad.
mirable lecture, clearly proves from his
own experience that the awful consequences
OF Self Abyse may be efiectually removed
without dangerous surgical operations,
bOsgies, instruments, rings or cordals;
pointing out a mode OF cure at once certain
aud elTectual, by which every sufferer, no
matter what his condition may be, may
cure himself cheapy, privately and radi-
Cally. ..
re- This lecture will prove boon TO
thousands and thousands.
Sent under seal, in a plain envelolH, to
any address, on receipt of four cents, or two
postage stamps. Address
The CULYERWELL MEDICAL CO.,
Al Ann ST., New York, N. Y.
Post Office Box, $50. may23 ly
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FHEEl lF:E LESSON

Learned by a Prominent Hudson odd
efnd e5n''n1 Fellow 1l1fni1'd h1.o'
D. tFro,l TIC Hudson, my, ReqiSter9 r1o,
MrSJ6hn Flltirg "a faithful odd Fellow
past Grand Iindenwald, NO. 432l und a
member Of the Baptist church, saysr al
have been, as most Of my acquaintaubes in
Hudson know, slsufIerer from dyspepsia
for ten years. beginning with ,indiges-
ton, sour stomach and aatulence, ] became
so weak that my body became a burden
too heavy to carry aud my mind was
weighed down by gloomy despondencYs
After ca ting felt as if | bad ball Of
glowing iron in my stomach my abdomen
would .bloat and was afflicted almost con.
stantly with sick headuche A lady learn
ing Of my ctnditon. advised me TO use DR..
DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVORiTE REM
EDY, telling me what an infinite deal of
good it had done her and others whom she
knew. began taking it in the latter part
Of August, and used altogether only three
bottles, when it achieyed IN mo the most
wonderful Improvement. haye now
gained flesh, and feel stronger, better and
happier than / have-in ten years. FA.
N0RlTE REMEDY cured my friend, n.
F1lIermans, of GheDt, of the lingering re
mains Of mdlarial lever and of bilNusness.
Mr.. Harvey Thomas, the grocer, on War
ren street, Just below the Worth House,
says that II has had wonderfully good re-
suits upon him. Scores of my acquaintan-
ces say, that having once tried il they could
never again be without it. ] haYe given
i;tp my children and found 1t the best
medicine have eyer know for regulating
Their bowels, and purifying their blood
The knowledge cf this medicine | deein
the greatest lesson OF physical lile." "seU 4
A Battle and Its Victory. IL carried the
burden of dyspepsia about all my life"
said Mrs. Pierce, lady eighty years old
residing at Rochester, N. ", "uhtil about
three years ago began taking DR.. David
Kennedy's 'Favorte Rencdy-of Rond-
out, YOU kuow-and it has given mo more
ambition and strength than / have had
since | was young" ...rfrf .fr
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6. Thou shalt starve and go naked
and cold if it is anything to my interest.
Thou shalt earn money to pay my
salary and furnish my house with costly
furniture and my stable with sleek
horses.
o. Thou shalt hold no meetings to con-
slider thine own interests nor protest
against reduction of wages. Thou
shalt not have the Sunday Call in thy
house for it speaks the truth and is not
afraid to say that my belly is filed with
choice roast beef and plum pudding,
while the poor people are lucky to get
Goldfish and water. Thou shalt read no
newspapers of any sort, as / wish to
keep thee in ignorance and poverty all
the days of thy life.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy master $
money, or comforts, or his luXurles, or
anything that is his. Thou shalt not
covet an overseer's room; thou shalt not
covet his money, though he gets 50 per
day, and thou 81. Thou shalt not OBJ
ject to anything as l want to reign over
thee and keep thee in bondage all the
days of thy life.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-11-28
Digestion the Great ecret of Life.

A good digestion is secured by taking
Simmons LIVER Regulator.
1T is the only medicine that relieved
me after suffering five years with dys-
pepsia, heartburn, sick headache and
GEO. S. AYREs,
Delaplane, Sta, Va.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-11-28

-An Omaha man adyertises fora
buggy horse. What strange tastes
some people have. ....
An Augusta, Me-, man is training
monkeys to play baseball The beauty
of monkey baseball player is that If
lh@muffsa pair Of hands ghe can reach
itwiIh his Second. la th af H.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-11-28

The shark is worshipped on the AZ
rican coast, probably as the thing most
feared by the natives The American
people are different; they worship what
they most loye-the almighty dollar
"A NewlYorlI physician has written
an article entitled kissing as Medium
of Communicating Disease" ID has
long been known that kissing causes a
species of heart disease which terminates
in matrimonial fever, and the victim
dies sooner or later. Generally later.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-11-28

The worst case of pneumonia can be
cured by outward applications of St.
Jacobs Oil ana few doses of Red Star
Couch Cure.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-11-28
PneslPilns h, pil0slt,

sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles. One box has cured the
worst case Of ~ years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using
Williams Indian Pile Ointment, ltab-
serbs tumors, allays hchingof The pri-
yate paTtss gpthing else Sold by drug
gists and Igaijf n receipt of price, 81.
Williams Mtg. CO., Prop's $, Cleveland,
O. Sold al Thomas drug store.
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,-"How shall we obtain our heat in
the future?" asks an exchange. The
writer must be a student of the revised
edition. .n l.90fs laUam
Over in Indiana the question: "Does
protection protect?'' has temporily given
way to the more important one: scan
a trustee be trustedW IUH .a...
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WIlI,norc money than at anything else Nv
w Making an agency for the beRt selling
" 11ibOOk out. beginners succeed grand
ly. None fail, Terms free. HALLETT BOOK
Co., Portland, Mqine. dee 2o.ly
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Published By Request.
REVISED COMMANDMENTS.


1. Thou Shalt have no other boss but
me.
2. Thou shalt not make to thyself any
comforts or the likeness of anything TO
thine own interest, neither on the earth
above or the pit below. Thou shalt
bow down to me and worship me, for l
am thy boss, and jealous boss, and l
will show thee no mercy, but endeavorto
make thee keep my commandments.
8. Remember that thou must work
from $3.50 a. M, to G:55 p. m, six days
in the week with all thy might and
strength, and do all that / desire of thee
and on the seventh day thou shalt stay
at home and do no manner of work, but
thou shalt do all thou canst to recruit
thy exhausted strength for my services
on Monday morning.
5. Honor thy boss that thy days may
be short and few, for ] shall not want
thee when thou gcttest old and have to
spend thy days at the Nazareth or War
rem county poorhouse, as | shall not
care.
6. Thou shalt not belong to the
Knights of Labor organization, whether
it be for social purposes or not, for it is
against my will.
I. Thou shalt always speak well of
mo o1tbouUh I onnose tbpp and cOn-
tinue to cut down thy wages from 5 to
Is per cent. Thou shalt be content If
only find thee work and give thee 80
cents day and advise thee to save half
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MERCHANTS,

profits by Introducing line of new goods. Nj.
dispensible 20 all families. will adtiress Tor
full particulars, Il KALTH FOOD OoMrANT
No. - sh Avenue, New York
dec n lV
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gas5Fsf fSsa9sssSJ

~ E6HcFnf fSsh0ssS ~
Satisfied men can only be found in
cjihns. lalt
beats the world--thel impecrnious
tramp hIaI Iun1svaf yI
-a-'rhe seersuckcr loves TO lnger-i IN
ulstcr's lap. ,''.' ...' 80 y.
Remarked by c. Joiner, ofAllch
7. o.. Ilillsdale county, Mich. :feNoth-
ing gave my rheumatism such quick re-
lief as DR.. Thomas Eclectrlc Oil--be
lieyc it infallible for rhenmatism.asoh
Love is blind, but natrlmony is a
great oculist. I
Every celebrated pianist makes his
forte tune. .rr t.r. .--.---+
The man who keeps his mouth shut
never has to cat any crow. b1l1
The size of a man has nothing to
do with the size of lie he can tell.
An Iowa veteran draws pension
BECAUSE ten years ago his wife struck
thin with a brpomsticll. -
~ 90
Hoods Sarsaparilla, acting through
the blood, reaches every part of the sys-
tenn, and in this way positively cures
catarrh.
Oscar Wilde and Daalam's mule
were both made 1.too -utter2 at certain
periods of their lives. -r-0
-Bartholi's statue "Liberty," would
not make q very, good baseball player.
She stays off her base too long.
The Prince of Wales is a colonel in
Il different regiments. What would he
do if his mamma should order them all
out at once? f.r .. sft
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MANHOOD

Restored. A gentleman having innocently
contracted the habit Of self abuse IN his
youth. and in consequence suffered all tho
horrors Of Sexual lneapaeity. Lost Man
hood, Physical Decay, General Prostration,
etc, will, out Of sympathy for his fellow
sufferers, mail free the recipe by which he
was finally cured. Address In confidence
]. W. PINKEY, AZ Cedar St, New York.
dee.27'lY t
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-02
Grant Passes n Quiet Night.

NEW YORK, May l.-Gen. Grant passed
n very quiet night and Col. Grant sat up
with him until 3 O'Clock this morning.
To-day the General has been debating TO
a sien0grapher matter for bis book.
"Ihe General still improves Is all ! can
say tonight" said Col. Fred Grant this
evening. ale dictated for an hour and a
half to-day and will finish up the Apo
matt0X campaign tomorrow. He begins
now 10 feel confident himself that he will
recover. lie had a number Of resolutions
ana epistles read 10 hlm to-day, which
have been lately sent, and felt very much
gratlfied over one In particular ffom
Roanoke, Va, from a mass meeNng Of its
citizens. The pain IN his throat Is very
slight and Is only felt at intervals and
does not now affect hrs speech or swallow
ing. The second volume OF bis book Will
bo in the hands OF his publishers as soon
~ all the maps are furnished, which Will
be IN a short tlme." DR.. Douglas called
at 10 O'Clock, but not 10 stay.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-02

peace between England and Russia are
brighter than at any time during the
negotiations.
ABDURAHMAN GUARDING HERAT.
The Ameer has sent troops to occupy
ArdOben pass to prevent a Russian sur
prise of Herat by that route. The Car
has sent 400 gendarmes to Merv. The
Russian paper Sect is persistent in urging
the seizure Of Herat by Russia, Advices
from Odessa state that it is reported
there that the Russian government
has decided to separate the trans-Caspian
province from the government of the
Caucasus and establish general govern
ment OF Turkomenia, with Merry as the
capital.
A Tirpul dispatch of April 90 says that
Gen. kOmarof and Col Alikhanoff have
gone from Sarakhs to Zulficar.
An inspired article in the Dajly Ne1ys
confirms the Standards report that Eng
land has proposed to submit to arbitra-
ton by any European sovereign the ques-
ton of who violated the agreement of
March II.
The Ddilg Nelcs adds that the Car
favors arbitration and ignores the indi-
Vidualty OF Gems. Lumsden and K0ma-
rolf.
Berlin papers think that Russia will
not agree to submit the Afghan dispute
TO royal arbitration.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-02
HARRODsBURG's HORROR.
Davis Recovery Impossible Abou
So 600 Secured bv the Robber.

DAVIS Recovery Impossible - About
So 600 Secured by the Robber.
CHICAGO, ILL, May Superintendent
Fargo, of the American express company,
received dispatch to-day from the physi-
clans in attendance on Webber and Davis,
the men attacked by the robber on the
Louisville, New Albany and Chicago rail-
road, at Harrodsburg, Ind, Thursday
morning saying that Davis, the express
messenger, was still alive but could not
recover, as brain matter was oozing
through a hole in his head. Webber, the
baggageman is recovering. The robber
has not yet been arrested. The assistant
manager said that the company had
only heard from Louisville and New AL
bany regarding the amount of money
given the messenger. "These places show
only $780," he said "Besides these
there are only four towns where money
could be taken, and we are positive that
none was taken at Harrodsburg. the
other towns will not report at the
highest over S40O. The loss, therefore, is
trifling.D
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-02
END oFrHE MEDICAL MEETING

The New President Installed-ImpOrt-
ant Resolutions Referred to Commit
tees.
NEW ORLEANS, May This was the
fourth and closing day OF the thirty-sixtb
annual convention of the American Medi-
cal Association. The session was opened
with prayer by Rev. Sylvanus Landrum.
The nominating committee made its con-
Guiding report, which was adopted, nam
ing the additional trustees, the committee
of arrangements, etc. The following, pre-
sented by the Council of State Medicine,
was adopted;
Resolged, That steps be taken to establish
in each State u board OF examiners OF med
ical science, whose certificates shall be the
only authority to practice in those States.
A bin to this effect will be referred to
the societies of each State.
DR.. kentoch offered the following;
Resotged, That in the near future. il not
now, cremation will become "A sanitary need
in cities.
The matter was referred to a special
committee to report at the next meeting.
Papers were presented by DR.. J. A,
White, of Virginia, and DR.. ]. IL. Pope,
of Texas.
A resolution was adopted establishing q
new section entitled "Medical Jurispru.
dence."
THE DELEGATE TO ENGLAND.
DIR. Morris IL. Henry, of New York, was
appointed as a delegate to the British
Medical Association, and ex-President
Toner and ex-President Richardson were
appointed a committee to conduct Presi-
dent-elect Dr.Wm. Bisdie, of Michigan, to
the chair who, amid rounds of applause,
was introduced to the association. He said
that he would not at that time make an
extended address, but thanked the
association for the compliment it had
paid him. DR.. Campbell retired with
grace and dignity from his arduous duties
as President. DIR. Davis made the clos
ing remarks, in which he paid a high
compliment to the citizens of New Or
leans for their reception and entertain
ment of the members of the American
Medical Association. The convention
then adjourned sine de.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-02
DID NOR SEE sHAKEsPEARE.
One Of BacOn's Descendants Breaks VI
a Meeting OF Spiritualists.

One Of BacOn's Descendants Breaks Up
Meeting OF spiritualists.
WAsHINGTON, May 1.-Washington is
a city divided against itself on the ques-
tion Of Mr.. Bacon's authorship Of Mr..
Shakespeare's plays. This literary schism
was produced by Mr.. Ignatius Donnelly's
very convincing display Of proofs Of a
cipher inserted in the plays. Last night
there was a well-attended meeting ofspir-
ituahsts in one oftbe public halls. At the
conclusion Of the lecture the medium said
she was ready for tests OF her clairvOyant
powers. After awhile some wag asked
the question: "WhO wrote Shakespeare ~
The medium was staggered a little by
this but answered: "lt Is the thought Of
my fellow spirits that Shakespeare held
the pen that wrote the plays, but he was
inspired by divlner spirits than himself"
This very satisfactory answer would
have sufliced for any ordinary person,
but there happened 10 be in the audience
a Mr.. Bacon, who can trace his ancestry
back TO Lord Francis himself When he
heard the answer from the spirit world
his family pride became too strong for
his spirituality. He exclaimed: Have
you seen Shakespeare over thereW
"NO," said tae spirit.
"Ihen, retOrted Lord BacOn's descend
ant, ''what in Ill have you got to say
about this matter, anywayp
The meeting broke up In confusion.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-02
PANAMA'S QUIESCENCE.
ESCAPE OFTHE REBELS DURING
THE ARNfISTIOE.

Present Whereabouts of the American
Contingent-But Three Deaths Among
the eAmorieans-One Ofthe Victims shot
by "A Sentinel-A Fireman Killed by q
Private whom He Assaulted.
WASHINGTON, May IA dispatch
was received this afternoon at the Navy
Department from Commander McCalla
stating that everything continued quiet
at Panama, and that the people generally
We're well satisfied. The health of the
force remains good.
ESCAPE OF THE REBELS.
PANAMA, May 1.-Au is quiet here
The town has been in charge of the ma
tional troops since l o'clock Yesterday
afternoon. During the armistice of as
hours, many and probably the greater
portion OF the rebels escaped, taking with
them their arms. The First battalion of
the United States forces is at Panama
and the Second at Aspinwall. The ar
tillery, with Calling gun, are stationed
alorg the line at Matachin, San Pablo and
other places. Admiral J0uett has gone
to Aspinwall, and has ordered the extra
torces to return to their stations. The
contlngents from the Pacific and North
Atlantic fleets have returned TO their
ships. The Second battalion viii prob
ably return to their steamer on May @.
The conduct of the United States forces
has been exemplary.
BUT THREE DEATHS.
Three deaths have occurred during
their stay here. Thomas Brennan, fre-
man on the Alliance, was shot in the left
leg on the afternoon Of April 81 by Pri-
vate Murray, of the Second battalion, and
died on April 20. Brennan was drunk
and violent and assaulted Murray with
knife while the latter was assisting in
preserving the peace. Murray then seized
a rifle and shot him. On the same night
Private David Irvine, Of Capt. Cochrans
company, was shot by Sentinel james
Macaulay, while trying to run the lines.
Brennan and irvine were both buried on
April 30 in the foreign cemetery. The
board of investigation pronounced the
sentinel b'ameless, but he will be held for
trial. Macaulay is the same man who,
some months ago, fired at river thieves in
the Boston navy yard and killed woman,
who was cooking in a house on the Opp0-
site side Of the river. Angus Fleming, a.
seaman apprentice, died from fever In st.
Thomas hospital on April 30-the 31st an
niversary Of his birth, and the day on
which his term OF enlistment expired.
THE COMING WITHDRAWAL.
The detachment Of the First battalion,
under Col Haywood, expects to remain
at Panama until peace and good govern
ment shall have been assured. The last
detachment OF blue jackets lett Panama
this afternoon, but detachments remain
on duty at Paraiso, Matachin and san
! Pablo, under Lieuts. Mason, Huntington
and Elliott. The sick list is small and
/ there are no cases Of serious Illness
Among over 900 there has been only one
case Of int0xicatiOn. Gen. Aizpuru is on
board the French flagship Refine Blanche.