Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-05

l p1CEfSCings we're sCneLulHg LpSe1O-sLy
awful. think this nzsI be the case With
the Eomen's associations Bat in any case
such an organization Is unsQited to h9ies
Of open and honest straight forward dis2o
,si,ioss. know g. lady who belongs TO az
O-Ger. SIZE was duly initiated, but she Wa
50 iitEje impressed that she foEgot ali about
| rs Ssirg secret She vent 10 one Of the
meetings. NOV, ny dear, said her l43y
| fir-6 going home, you must DE Careful
l,thS1. YOU dcnt ten yoRr husband s0oa: this
f.OS, IN BE careful I'm tel him. noihlnEh
| i.B Be SIRE yoi don't I-do1't. me1a 20 tell
bin Anything butTll Pgzz!e h;aE: / ii give
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TcnpkiHa, no 'wSs sitting On soapSsE
wh5t:Ers 80 I'D "a thoagh;fnl manner
I~SsW-ksf siSKsin quired the whittier dejeet-
/ edIy. HlBFs thereyare $50 languages
l~spgken In tife world IL fiat sii7' ''da7i
IsGrsarcssf nan, how many did you think
/ there v1SeE and the grocery man kicked
The cat out Oh the rice bin in his annoyance
At Tempting aups5sy. Il didn knoReN-
actlT." replied Tcnpkins, snoothiag the
II Ted feathers Of the cat, but thought
there naust be more What made you.
I.tLink thaA Y wss out with the boys TIL,
/ 3 o'clock IBIS uornirE aud wife vas
waiting for zee Ehsn Ilgct home
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A New Rory OF Sir, Lincoln.
C1zi"i1r EHlos.
NJ Lincoln vss once counsel for plain
tif who vent on the stand aud sEore posi-
tiyti7 thaI s cer.ain DEBT due him from de
PENDANT had Lot been paid The attorney
for the defendant. simply produced receipt
in foil. signed BY the plaintiff prior to the
beginning Of the case. He bad to admit
the signing Of the receipt, but told Lincoln
he supposed the man had lost it. Lincoln
at once arose and left the courtroom. The
Judge told them to proceed with the case,
ard Lincoln not appearing, Judge Treat
t6d bsilia TO 90 to the hotel and call him.
Tie EniIiT ran scrnss the street 10 the hote
AZ fonud Iireotn' siyriIg IN the Office Sitt,
a. :, eli on 'he stove. apparently in dceI
.r.iy when b. inletTdp;ed hin with: mr. /.
lii So!n, tie Judge wants you. OF doe
4 - nfpiiI6 Lincoln: well, yot "a 5lti /
Il d TIL the Judge | cauoo, come. Tel 1.
birn have to rdsh my hna,fsIr The Jaii
If re'urpad =ith the 10 Message. aud i-ineola's;
client suffered uonsuit. :
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A Pathetic Instance of Loyalty.
"a. Psss5wS CA,erios,. q. ~.
: There is . greatrsge for, historic iucidents
/, which occurred hnndrei, yearssor 80 ago
. IN cultivated soeiesL jgss Is pssseS Auio9gi
. the most Interesting and .Ssmarkable, and
mot witbCat's teSr or; tsos & quiet pathos,
. IS one haadea dpsr fOS the past two or three
geneTadons. BY The ,Daesl Houseof ieiceS
.t@ 1t had g seryitor In the family who
seemed to taEe s grrs! pride in 3 pair o.:
lbreechessadly needing rspaiEs back aft: On
al state occasions he would appear in these
disTepuiable garments much to the scandal
Of the court. QRe7 sy... hing George tbe
u. visited Ee;c ester house, And ere enough
Nopsou, the bgtlsS was on hand in his no
tcrioUs .bIeeehes ScopsFicuous with the roof
.hlcxDS f sLsir. ga5Ee end 3 The King him
sell Observed Papds4slaj9ed: why don't
,sbe man prt Pa1GhssSop his leathers /
would die FRS. you Majesty cried humble,
,Nopsdfs 9 'tour .Nsiest oaeS did Ie-tSe
.6oror % Eek.me tbsSs,.ai1 to ny diving day
Win not Cover your, Majesty great COP
,descension !rsEell, vel said King George,
.fioSSehed by' this Ttidenes of Loyalty, tout of
couItesy TO the .ladiesSny good man, put
rs;chss on and come 70 me. and viii kick;
Won again. - George the Twas a. kind
,ssarsd nan a5 81 md 4 tI !. bend the Dig
az E g 3 3 s y. t6s sot!sF. ii i
PViss q eis n a - Rt~t
, .. - IN ItE 1t Marriage,
= yZE.s AgSsAI "a tsS .SoaGrn.
- Tbs nsgaiE cent !tavaganee Of the late
KEediye. lsFeQ .exsRPiEed in the small
palace BE built for, the E@press Eugenie,
and which has never been occupied since.
Here, too. an INSTANCE Peterborough Orientsl
archi;rstiness oc:SFTsdSThe Impress, while
thanking. ,tHeS K Give. fox the magnificent
recepton. had gwen her. happened TO say
that: theory thing she had not seen was 81
Arab marriage. ,sSsIn5eed,, said the Khs-
dive sthiS shaIl BOON be renedied So be
sent for ,ksMD-C., gave him one Of his
UncaEas slaves IRON the ars@ Pseseptsd
him With a1alge d6wry, and tod The aston
isSsd &c reserJthiag was to De
.rssdy ~ two days. Aceordingly.so on The
seccrd day there was grand marriage .
fArane. The Empfsss was greatly pleased,
and the ED. c., 4'man Tar more European
than Esytian, ard yho spoke several Euro
languages sblendIdly, .Rupd himself indIs-
solublS. attached to Moh2mmedan wife,
while. al along it had beer. the dream Of his
Efs IA 'rnarTT . European ladysooe sdacatsd
Ere himself ard With sh3n Could sssoci- q
1te. : Bat he knew beyasres 40. refuse and
50 an accident ssHlea BIS 1bok future LIE.
itFosIeuts;; BFaaiisses sd s. <sGisssarns,
.scsIds, -irost bifeA/ OIL $snS is bites Of
Ipsisoeo1ssasecss .,hoshse p s6E - Mutation
OIL It aphihl Stss Ains 80 cents
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