The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-11-23
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ON IN hisstng them c6 the staxs.
Many Also 10 the drsna { life make

FAtLURn rHaouoR INDoLENcE.
iney are a;wsys making caloalattan
now httio they can do tor the cnmpsn-
sation tnoy get. There are mlre isay
ministers, lawyers, doctors, mer-
chan.ss artists aud fArmera than have
ever ossn counted upon. Evsry com-
muuitv " full NJ laggsrds and shirkers.
! eAn tsii It from rne way they crawl
along the street, from shsir txrdiasss
~ mselsx ongagements, from the
isthsrktes that seem to hang the fOos
whcn tney Int Il, to the hand whea
lssy put It up, to Ihs words when they
speak.
I've young neu Ia n store. In tho
morning the one g0ss 60 his post tho
laat minute or Ons minute bshiuc.
fhs other 10 10 minutes befOro the time
sn1 has his hat aud GOAT hung up aud
~ his post waiting for
duty. Tho one is ever aud anon
In the afternoon looking at his wstch
70 aee II II 10 not most time to shut up,
The other stays half an hour after he
might 80, Rad whoa ssssd WHY, save
ne wanted 10 ieok over some entries he
hsd made 10 be suro ne was right. or
20 put up sone guots that had bson
Left oat OF placs. Tbs one Is very
ruuotiiious aDout dOing work NOT ox-
acsly belonging TO him. rho other IA
glad 10 help the other clerks In their
work. Tns hrat will be = prolonged
nothing, and he will be poorer at 60
than " 20. Tue other will bo mer,
chant prince.
Indolsnoe 10 tho cause of more fail.
ures IN all occupations than you havs
ever suspecisd. People are too lsay 10
20 wnas they 5an do, aud want 10 an
aersAke that which they cannot do
In the drama OF life sheY d0n'G want 10
bs \ common 40 der carrying a hal-
oerd across the stage, or q ialc0ner or
a rusro attendant, aud 10 loNugs sbous
the soanes till they snail be salled 10
be \ Manready or Il Junius B,utns
Booth. They say: "1ivs me the
part OF Tirn0n Of Atnens rather
than that OF Flavtus, his
styxard.n "Lst mo ba Oymbsline, the
kiag, rathsrthan Pisano, the servaui.n y
After awhile they, by s0me accident
OF prosperity or slrcamstaacss, got In
the claca Tor which they have no quail.
ncation, And verv soon, II the man
DO merchant. ho Is going around
ASKING HIS CREDITORS 10 coMpRo
FOR 10 cents ON the dollar; or IL q cler-
gymap, beis making Grades against
the ingratiiuds of churches; or III an
attorney, by unsktllfu, management
no losses q case In which widows and
orphans are robbed OF their portion;
or II physician, he, by malpraciscs,
gives his patient rapid trausit from
this world she next, as the clumsy
surgeon OF Charles H., king of Ma
ware, having sewed up the feeble
ltmbs OF ths king In sheet soaked OF
nn.mmable ASteriAl, and havIng no
knife TO cut thu thread, took cRndla
to burn OF the thread, aud the baud
age took Are aud consumed tina
king. Our incompetent friend
would have made u solendid horss
doctor, but he wanted TO b8 professor
OF anatomy In q uuiversisy. Hs osuid
have sold enough confectionery to
have supported his family, but ho
wanted to have sugar reflery like
The HAvem0yers. He could have
mondsd sEoss, but hB wanted TO mend
the constitution OF the United STA ~.
Toward tue end Of ltfe these people are
out of pasience, out OF money, Out uf
friends, out OF everything. They 40
10 the poorheuse or keep oat of It BY
Running In dsbs to ail the grocery and
dry goods stores thst will trust them
l = VoltV OctiA w WONW0I Wu0u Luo puIs
| tain Will drop on the soeno. Af,er
while, leaving potbing bnt thoir con
phi ments to pay their doctor, under.
saker and Gabriel Grubb, the grave
digger, they disappear. Exounll
Hisssd OF tho stage!
| Others fail In tho drama OF life
through demonstrated selhshnsss,
rhsy make ali the rlvsrs empty into
tina ses, all tho roads OF emolQ-
msnt end at their door, and
thsy gather all tks pumau OF
honor Tor tneir brow. They help no
one, encourage no ons, ressua no one.
"HOw big y pile OF money can I get3n
"Ho~ much OF the world can / alb.
Eor9? ore tho Chief questions. They
feel aooHt ths comn0n people as the
rarks felt towards the Asxpi or oom-
mon soldiers, soosidsring them of no
use exespt 70 dill up tao ditches with
heir dead badiea while the other
ttoops walked over hem TO tske tue
fort. Alter While this pripca oil
worldly success ~ sick. The only In
sersat society has In his illness ~ tho
effect that hls possible decsase may
nave on the money markets.
AFrER A WHILE HE DIES,
Great Newspaper Capitals announce
now A. started With nothing and end.
ed With everything. Although Tor
sake OF appearance soms pe0pi0 nut
handkerchief TO the eye, there is NOT
one gonuias taar shed between Gem
tral park and the battery, or kstwsen
Brooklyn heights aud Brooklyn hill,
rhe heirs nit up ell u,ght while he lles
IN state, discussing what the old
fellow has proosDiy done with his
money. II takes AL the livery stables
within two miles 10 furnish funeral
tqu'pago, and all the mourning stores
are kept busy selling weeds OF grief
| rho stonecutt6fs send in proposals for
u monument. Tho minister at tho OBJ
MSrios reads or the resurrection,
wh,Jh make tho hearers lear ths II ths
interruptions finsncier dOes como up
la the general rising he VIII try 10 gst
a corner on tombstOnes aud graveyard
fepoes. All good mon arc glad that
the moral nuisance has been removed.
The Wall street spsoulstors are glad
because thoro Ia more room for them
selves Tho heirs arc glad because
tooy pot possession Of tse lonR delayed
inheritance. Dropping every feather of
AL bis plumes. every osrtiiicate OF all
hio stock, evory bond of al hla invest.
nientss every dollar OF tll his fortune he
departs, ann ntitho rolling OF the Dead
March IN Saul, and al thu psgeantry Of
his tntermcnt and all the exq aisiteness
OF ssrcophsgus, aud all tue extrAva-
gance OF epitaphologv cannot hide the
fact that my text hss come again 10
tremendous fuliillment; "Men shalt
clap their hand NJ nlm and shall HAS
him out of the place."
You see tho clappiug comes before
tho bies. The world cheers bsfore II
dsmns. SO, II u eaid, tho deadly sep
tic kles before II stlngs, doing up IL
hef Hu'rAhi Stand back aud let mis-
gslloping horsos dash by, q wbirlwin nd
Of plated harbess ana tipkling head.
Ro-r ana arcned neck. Drink deep oi
his Madeira aud cognac. Boat oi
how we'll you know HIN.
ALL HATS OFF 40 mn rAssus,
| BAsk for days Hud years 10 tne sun
light Of BILE prosperity. Gong down,
is her Pfotsnd 70 be nsHruishied no
tnat you cannot see HIN a. no walks
past. when men asks you II you
know him, halt aud hesitate ~ th0liwn
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