South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-03-06
ODDS AND ENDS.

the force OF guppowdef -. VIII. cling
AN. W'lkesharre, Pa, have the cheap.
est gas la the world, paying only ninety
cents per Thousand. There are 7l62
women missionaries and preschers in
Eng)aud... As every thread OF gold is
valuable, SO is ev ry minute Of time. 1. /. .
Not every protesting Christian seems To
tie careful 10 keep a good conscienc
How is IL With us2. ..One OF the bills
Ia the California Assembly gives to any
young man under &c years of age who
learns q trade by serving az appre tice
ship Of three years, ard u q moral
young man. $3.50 out OF the treasury
-. Tat man IS rich who has q good
dispositiou-who is naturally kind.
patient, cheerful. hopeful. spd who has
flavor OF Wit md fun in his rompo-
s'tion. In Pennsy lvsnia 60 Languages
aud dialects are spoken. One ball O
the world doesn't know how the other
bsif lives. 1t II just as we'll. 1t saves
q great deal OF gossip. >. Pride TO q
poor man is like stick in q lemon
ade..-.Thc Bicesier hounds in England
recently bad a remarkably long run
which was terminated by tie fox falling
dead in front Of the pack. Five horses
were killed. There is less devotion
TO principle than to appetite -. Yellow
is the fashion now for body and wheels
OF carriages Nioety.fve thousand
sheets OF paper are consumed every day
in printing United States money aud
Internal Revenue stamps The cur
rent OF bate will wash away the founda.
ton of love.-.. II is noble to confess a
fault Nothing more surely concilates
On enemy or binds friend, or disarms
the prejudice Of those we would con-
vince or persuade -. Some men in the
world advance like crabs, by their &c
Notwithstanding contrary to every.
one else. 1t Is said there are swans
on the river Thames that are known to
be $50 years old....A Pennsylvania
grand jury says the roller skating Kinks
must co.. There is no disease so dan.
gerouS as the want Of common sense. :.
There is nothing lover than hypocrisy.
To profess friendship and act enmity is
sure proof Ct depravity 80. Enjoy your
own life without comparing it with
that Of another. To be sprightly, live
rightly, eat lightly, rest nightly, very
quietly and long %. : BE courteous and
noble minded our own heart, and Lot
other mems opinions Of us. forms our
true honor. Many preachers seek to
impress their hearers with the fact tina,
life IS SHORT, but forget it in their ser.
mons -. He who is the most slow IL
making promise is tho most faithful
in the performance of it. Seek not
TO please the world, but your own con-
science. The man who has a feeling
within him that he has done his duty
upon every occasion is far happier than
he who hangs upon the smiles of the
great or the still more fickIe favors of
the multitude. Prosperity is no just
scale; adversely is the only balance to
weigh friends. Conscience is clock.
which in one man strikes aloud an
gives waning; in another the bana
poinls silently to the figure, but strikes
not. Meantime hours pass away, ano
death hastens; and after death comes
| Judgment. Men who mind heir own
business usually succeed, because there
is title competition -. " bo loves his
work and knows how to spare, may live
and flourish anywhere Drinking
water neither makes man sick nor in
debt, nor his wife widow Where
there is much prelension much has been
borrowed; nature never pretends -.
Ii good face is a letter of recommen-
dation q good heart is a letter OF O. edit.
- bulwer Lyiton. THE Pope gave
$1,000 TO The victims Of the earthquake
in Spain, the KIDg OF Italy $4,000.
Prince Amedeus. ex-K'pg OF Spain,
1000; the Emperor Of Austria 81.
900. and the Emperor of Germany So
600. camel will work seven or
eight DAYS without drinking. In this
be differs FROM some men, who drink
seven or eigh! days withou; working :.
The and of nod-The auction room
Cheerfnlness ia the best promoter OF
health. and as friendly to the mind as
TO the body ...It is said that Allsn G.
Thurman. the old Democratic war horse
OF Ohio, is preparing TO write book
Of political "reminiscences. .IIoaesty
sometimes Peeps man from becoming
rich, and civility from being witty.
An exchange asks: will the coming
woman work. That will depend, re,
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