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The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11
rhc Bride ana tue wedding cake.

A young lady about to be married
wanted to ,tartle the guests with mn
exhibition of her skill in housc-kecp.
ing and cookery. SO she made the
wedding cake. The day after the
wedding. most of those who ate the
cake were sick. Thousands 80 from
year to year, eating such indigc>tiblc
things and are consequently i'll with
dyspepsia nearly all the time. Mrs
Nancy Collier Tuscaloosa, Ala, says
My niece has been relieved OF dys-
pcpoia and lung trouble, by using
browns Iron Bitters.'
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

leinons ~ 20 - p-f l'uI.
sweet potatoes None .u Ihc marcel
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

Times are tight It's true, but the
craving for the beautiful is Just as
strong as ever. Recognizing these
facts. Mr.. W. -. Jackson appears be
fore the public i'll the role of philan-
thropist. and a practical philanthrop-
ist al that. He has gone over his
large stock of bric-a- brac and objects
oivertu, apply ing the pruning knife
To prices with n free hand, and n visit
to his emporium on Austin street
Will both crafty and a,tonish YOU.
Why not render bleak walls and un-
laden tables objects of beauty. when
II can bc done at. 50 iriting cost.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

L'uK o.. Er.--A neat cottage iu The nc,ut Of
L 'hr .ty Apply to =. J.. Ligl1.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

Wool-Fiuc twelve months growth, l'@l9 {,
medium. twelve months growth. l'gir me
iium Fix months growth, IL, I'c cuhrsc
twelve months growth, ioNl1c.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

liabitual constipation j. not only
one OF the most unpleasant, but AT the
same time one of the most injurious
conditions of the human system, and
is bat torcrunucr of disease, unless
icmoved hi, is usually accom-
plshed by the use of purgativcs,
which for the time afford relief, but
after their Immediate effects have
passed they leave the system i'll II
worse state than before. To effect Il
cure it !, necessary that the remedy
used should be one that not only by
it, cathartc effect relieves the bowels
but at the same time act~ ~ tonic
/ so ~ to restore the organs to u sound,
| healthy condition This. prickly
Ash Bittcrs will do. 1t removes the
causc and restores health.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

The wool season {, atou, closed. nut on, i.t
of s,4uoO pounds va. received 'o"lh} 'N ''. ID.
kendic y Co., from Marlin
Live stock.
CHttlc-Stecrs g.. 80 Ia s3.2j. 81 barren COW
e2Or 10 g. %, iniChcOWs, $1,000 TO go per head
Hogs-Fa, hogs s2,5o to e. -, stock Ok g..
shecp-Muttous, $50 to225,
These prices are gross weights per 100 lbs
Grain ana HAY.
Coru-Whlte, per hu. t1p'bC.
-Oul--sacks 20Cp,.c sh'a' uts 81 ="
so p'i hundred.
WntHt-75MNs-
? Millct-pcr ton. IS s 10,
/ Prairie nay-per ton, &StA
Lumber.
Rough. per NJ, Ii % tOOriug, Is ~ sldlul
yellow pine IS 90 siding, white pine, - "a
I ceiling, white pine, ~ o. ceiling poplar, - W
shingles. best cypress, per VI, ~ shihgits
second hest cypress a. shingle', heart pine
4 o. finishing lumber poplar, per NJ ~ II" mn
lshinR lumber, white pinC. ~ OO.
Drugs.
Quinine ~ and 90s. per ounce.
AcIds--ulpnuIIc, per carUoy. 3 ~ ci'flc pc
TIC. oxalic per M, IL; ,artaric powdered ~
Gums~Arabic. select, per III, To-. a,afcoditn
D 20 20. cemphor, - to .str opium - e. 49,
Oils BcrganoL SaudcIsuu's per ID 10 lem
on SaudoTsou's. !. -. peppermint. 80 Wintcf
green. ? ~ olive Malaga 70
Potash bromide, per H. % 20 so" ioiidc ii
soaps-Castllc. mortified. pes H. 5 to iOc cas-
flo, white, 10 70 2ls-
Hides and Peltry.
Hides Dry flint Il 10 D,,c dry salt 10 to lr
P.i,ries-Dccr .kln.. IS to nc antelope. 10 T.
! l5c. seal skins, u 10 NJ, sheep pciis A. ic
wool - 10 G5c. shcAfllngs, 10 to lhc-
Tailow-Frime, SC tulluw grcaee. ~ 10 t"
grease. yellow 10 brown. u X
wool.
Wool-Fiuc twelve months growth. l'@l9'
medium twelve months growth ltgis. mt
ium Fix months growth, l1-,!'c coars,
twelve months growth, ioEl4c.
Grocer,es.
Bsron-shori cicar re.
aala,.e."Loul-iana new, 20 TO 15c. Lo.i.ian
'Ctoitcc-Far. lOs 70 l2c prime RIO II. ,
&c choice Rio, y 70 l2sc, Peahetry, 10 "a ]
Sugars-Bruwu. t9hAc, G, "'Ac. "hN'
-nGg74c graduated, --n-sc
Fluur-Ordiuafy per lD lbs rs 10 ? ~ IAN
, ~. AS patent process. SO " p. fancy ~"
nj s25t;75 rs PER hsTIei ~ - ,,r. ,,
% Gner,e salt per Gafrcil 10 dairy g15
p Rice-Choice Louisiana nc per lh pi'h
f. ~ % &c ,,,
q per box, IS, sosp. Extra olive per DO
Az soap blue olive. per box 2
D. OIL kerosene, no losL Us 200 keru'nht.
test l2-ls. g. ~ ksrOsuue, ~ ichl, 2-3s, 81" t'
rels per gallon ne. candles. v. beans. i'
b. .tn Ne Lima, &c. cheese, fuil cream -
rope half !uch basis, sc sIaut per par
& ~ per half barrel 100 pickles Gaf barr
Of Medium so eeTr"ts ,. sm"' ne, r,.
III a ~. cider, barrels. 80 half barrels 40 %"
J. ue. per huahel, In sacksH TO-
trnit, Poultry, tame, rte
A ApplcH-Souc lu mHtkrt
~ Lemons - 10 ?, p-f l1r.
sweet potatoes -Sul" 'u the mAfAr'
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

Hides Dry flint II Ia DIrc, dry salt 10 TO llr
recu sailed IN "a
rsltrics-DccI skins 10 To nc antelope. 10 "a
80 seal skins II 10 Dc sheep pcits ~ get
wool - 10 G5c sheAtlings, 10 10 lN
TAllow Prime 5Sc, lulluw grcuee. ~ To ~
grease yellow ~ brown. 1 % D.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

Mr.. L. Springer. of MechanicSburp
Pa. writes: II was afflicted with lung
fever and abscc,- on lungs, and re
duced toa walking skeleton. tot ii
tree bottle OF Dr. king'7 New Discoy-
cry for consumption, which did me 50
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

For enterprise, push and desire to
get such goods rs will give the trade
satisfaction. W. a. Williamson ~ CO..
the druggists, lead all competition
They sell Or Bosanko's Cough and
Lung syrup, because it, the best med
icine on the market tor coughs, colds
Group and primary consumption
Price 50 cents and SlOo. sample free
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

our low prices is reducing stool,
and will continue to do so all sum
mcr. bargains in all of our thirty
different departments. sanger Bros
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11
j. word ina, wake. ,ou sick.

That word i, that which deprived of
a letter, makea you sickf Mu.ick and
if from eating stale fruit, which At =
fleets tie bowels, take Dr. Bigger s
Hucklcberry Cordial. Fun supply AT
Il ION Drug stare
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

am determined to quit business in
Waco, therefore, offer for sale the
IRON FKoNT SALOON on Austin street,
together with nil furniture, fixtures
aud stock Building can be bought
or leased on favorable terms, also
oiler for sale my residence on Austin
street, near Ninth, ut u great bargain.
sol Lyons
Iron Front Saloon.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

OLIVER DITsoN & CO. Boston.
n Di1-ON as co .-1 UroajVDy N.H iYt
d. nII-ts IS GO. l4A- tht-tuul lu..H
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

Our low prices on ladies. and chill.
drcn's slipper, is just the thing t.
catch the crowds in our shoe depart
mcnt all have been marked down.
Sanger Bros.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11
Baiiey's Saline Aperienti

I, is a cheap. mild. elective and dehg htful lax
alive os puIp alive, intended - a substitute tor
drastic and nausesting pills. II cures eonsup.-
aispted Ia all who lead a sedentsfy or closely
funhsed HE II white powder and ,irtVrsces
like s1-la water. and Is a, pleassnt. II docs M,
gupe 40, sickrn AID - always ready, Put up la
large BOTTLES ,nd sold at 50 cents By ali Druggists
North .nd oath
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

We have many bargains as ever. and
the public will get the benefit of them
by buying thi, week, at Levine Bros
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

Sanger Bros. clearing sale oilcr-
some decided attractions this week
and is bound To draw.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

We'have just received large lob
lot that we are going to sell at very
low price, this week. Sanger Bros.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

II you want u parasol, remember
We are selling them below cost.
Sanger Bros
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11
tItpIiub trItCIp.

Gents straw hat-, all reduced, a
Sanger Bros.
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MARRIAGE GUIDE,

~. 600 fuges, Fine Plates.
.tsht cloth sud ST. bulrs. ,aiHi mr oo6. 30 Pot
~ oi eYifrur' over mrs. uierfui zen Itctur'' fAs
'lef,, tue 10 hf Arieils M olo-iu. -uul,ei-i
nay MARY, sho not W. manhood, womantnui hysi'
ioai effects Of crtaeJ aud cse,ss, LoN fe ADD hAt.
ah.s be lG-fvAsi ia sisoyr = urttuut hul
aLl Apfs ftosv married st lt-nrisus marriage shuut
a. eusit 10 De- ryai o. vIi Eiu persons. theu s.f
"N'I loeS aud soy Popular M sain iay,f cover ZOO
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

NJoNE1 trl,ul on farming bands, and lien
v j nodes attended Niply tu luu'cioi Wat
D. H rutciedn a. Co p. south uH
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

- AMOS tuned and rcprircl and 'atsfAc
/ .,H WHUNutcd, }. Van putcr Mu'"
-.uL-- --.L-u .LI..l. mInnnil. Z "
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

bargains in gent, furnishing goods
at Sanger Bros.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-07-11

NRw Orleans, July 10 Futures ct
stcndY 8 tn d pulnh higher
sales. II. iup bales.
m. ,nI kn,Y iu,, Ar. IN, nuntetinus.
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Wool-Actiyc. urm nua unchanged
washed 1p4-s; uuwH,Aci lN4N lex
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03
In the DAYS of Stage Coaches.

A book recently published in Eng
land, called the Royal Mall" tells
this story of the old coaching days:
Speed was of the first considera-
ton, and the stoppages at the way
side stages were of very limited du-
ration. At an inn the travellers would
hardly have made fair start in APP
peasing their hunger when the guard
would be heard calling upon them to
take their seats, which, with mouths
full, and still hungry, they would be
forced to do, though with bad grace
and hOwl-the acknowledged privi-
lege of Englishmen. A story is told
of one passenger, however, who was
equal to the occasion. Leisurely sip
ping his tea and eating his toast, this
traveller was found by the landlord in
the breakfast-room when the other
passengers were seated and the coach
was on the point of starting. Boni-
face appealed to him to take his place,
or he would be left behind. But
replied the traveller, that / will not do
till have a spoon to sup my egg A
glance appraised the landlord that not
a spoon adorned the table, and, rush
ing out, he detained the coach while
all the passengers were searched for
the missing articles. Then out came
the satisfied traveller, who also sub
mitted to the search and afterwards
mounted the coach; and as the mail
drove off he called TO the landlord to
look inside the teapot, where the art
full traveller had placed the dozen
spoons, with the double object of
cooling the tea for his second cup, and
OBTAINING the coach till he drank it'
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

T. G. met an old friend, who was
formerly . prosperous young lumber
man up North, but whose bad habits Of
drinking resulted as they often do,
though he has since reformed and is
trying to do better. @How are your"
said T. G.. "Pretty well, thank you,
but I have just been to doctor to have
him look at my throat" whats the
matter2" "Well, the doctor couldn't
give me any encouragement. At least,
he couldn't find what wanted him to
fnd." "What did you expect him to
find7" II asked him to look down my
throat for the sawmill and farm that
had gone down there" "And did he
see anything of it?" "No, but he adj
vised me, if ever had another mill, to
run it by wSter."
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

The growing wheat crop having
reached critical stage and winter
wheat having approached a condition
sufficiently near maturity to approxi-
mate the acreage and probable yield,
the Farmers Rcrieic has followered up
its usual weekly summary by COM
plete survey of all the Western and
Southern wheat growing states, re-
ports having been received from over
5000 correspondents. covering every
wheat producing county in Ohio, Michi-
gan, Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Ten
nessee, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska,
Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Da-
kota, together with Il very accurate
and recent summary from the Pacific
coast region made by the associated
press, 1t is believed, makes the most
complete report ever issued. The re-
view has been carefully prepared, and
the information is believed to be most
exhaustive and the latest that has yet
been obtained and foreshadows the
state and government reports. In
summing up its detailed reports, the
ReCteaO says:
The gloomiest views which have
been advanced concerning the winter
wheat outlook for 1885 must now be
accepted as the most accurate. The
promising conditions of 1884 have this
season been completely reversed. The
absolute uniformity of the returns in
dtcate that the winter-sown wheat this
wear is the worst in ten years, and it
may be now set down as positive that
under the most favorable conditions
the total winter and spring wheat
Weld is to fall considerably under the
Short crop of 1881, when the total pro-
duct was $50, 100000 bushels.
With the exception of Michigan and
Oregon and Washington territory on
the Western slope, the causes leading
to a decreased output of winter wheat
are almost identical. In Ohio, Indiana.
Illinois, Kansas and Missouri the
ground was bare of snow during the
Severely cold weather at the close of
the winter, which was followed by
cold, dry winds later on There WAS
also decreased acreage owing to the
low prices which prevailed for the crop
of 1884. In Callfornia the decreased
acreage was accompanied by a severe
drouth, which has tended to almost
ruin the growing crop. Oregon and
Washington territory were saved by
bountiful showers which came in time
to save the grain. When the states
are considered in detail the situation
can be better appreciated.
Turning to the spring wheat belt the
outlook is altogether more promising.
Full returns from Nebraska show
slightly enlarged acreage as compared
to last year, while in Iowa, Wisconsin
and Minnesota the decrease in acreage
will be about 10 per cent, while'con-
dition is about SO per cent. The
acreage of Dakota is about 8 per cent
less than last year and the conditions
fully equal, though the season is from
ten to twelve days later. The prob
able spring wheat yield based upon
continuing favorable weather will be
100, 900, 600 bushels. The total wheat
crop of the country, therefore, from
the present outlook, will be from $780,
600, 600 to S30,000,000 bushels, against
and an average yield for the last
five years of AGA, 000,0 900 bushels.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03
The Invention OF PAGER.

How, when, or by whom paper WA
first invented will never be known
According to Hallam. documents Oh
paper are found as early ms the tenth
century, and it came into general use
not long after this era. and completely
supplanted all other materials which
were formerly employed for the pur-
poses for which it is now used 1t
will be observed that the invention of
some kind was an absolute necessity
before there could be printing, as
parchment was far too expensive to
use for the purpose, even were it other
wise perfectly adapted to this use.
The use of paper in western Europe
dates from the time mentioned, but it
was known to the Chinese long before
the Christian era, and it is believed
that they used the bark of various
trees, the soft parts of the bamboo
stems, cotton and several other kinds
of vegetable fibers. From the Chinese
it is supposed to have spread to India,
thence to Arabia, and the manufacture
was introduced into Europe by the
Moors of Spain, but about this there
Is no certainty. The rice paper of
the Chinese is made in the same gene
raj way as the papyrus of the ancient
by placing in proper order
LAYERS of fibers and cementing them
with sizing or glue. The first patent
ior paper making was taken out in
England in 1865, but it was ''for max
NO plew paper, such as is used by bak-
,rs. . The next, for making writing
papers, was in 1875, and covered
writing and printing papers.-S Louis
Globe Democrat
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03
A Japanese Festival.

The tide of progression has rapidly
advanced in Japan, and its women are
being emancipsted, both socially and
domestically. The Toxic Times thus
describes . recent festival on the
grounds of the Emperor's palace
@Many ladies were present, Japanese
and foreign-the former, it was pleasant
to note. as completely at their ease and
Is keen for enjoyment IS if participant
ing in Thames picnic-as several OF
them had, doubtless, done. Some, in
deed, were actually unattended by their
husbands, and yet the earth did not
heave with indignation nor Fuziyama
roar in eruptive protest. The sun shone
and the trees nodded spprovingly in
the light breeze just as if no social mar
vel were manifesting itself in that an.
tique stronghold of tradition and i'm
movable routine
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

So many schemes are put before the public
for the increase of newspaper circulation,
which seem to be plausible and yet are fraud
ulent, that when legitimate honest EFFORT is
made to build up the circulation of q legiti-
mate, honest paper, by legitimate, honest
means. people who have been so many times
duped are very slow to respond to the genu-
ine scheme. We are led to this train Of
thought by perusal of the advertisement of
THE AMERICAN RURAL HOME, of Rochester.
N. Y, published In this iesue of our paper, 10
which we call the attention Of our readers.
We are acquainted with both paper and pub
fishers and take pleasure in recommending it
Is one of the very best farm and family jour
nails in this country. Every person who
sends one dollar for years subscription to
she paper receives handsome present
which Is donated by the advertising patrons
Of the paper. These premiums consist of Cat
tie, Land, Reapers and Mowers, Flows, Books,
Pictures, Organs and thousands Of other val
liable articles. The Rural Home Co. is en-
dorsed by Hon. Cornelius r. Parsons, Mayor
of Rochester, to whom you can write il you
have any doubts as o its reliability. 1t will
pay you 10 send for sample copy II nothing
more than to get 4 look at this great twelve
page, sixty-column illustrated paper. Adj
dress Rural Home Co. Limited, Rochester.
N. Y.
Senator Vest objects to being pulled down
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

The simplest and best regulator Of the Dis
ordered Liver in the world are Carriers Little
Liver Pills. They give prompt relief IN SICK
Headache, Dizziness, Nausea, &C.; prevent
and cure Constipation and Piles; remove Sal
lowness and Pimples from the complexion,
and are mild and gentle in their operation on
the bowels. Carriers Little Liver Pills are
small and as easy to take as sugar. One pill
q dose. Price 25 cents.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

preparation Of beef containing its NUTRITIOUS
PROPERTIES. IL contains bood-making force, gener-
Indigestion, dyspepsia nervous prostraton, and all
forms of general debility: also In all enfeeblcd con-
prosration oyerwork acute disease particularly II
resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell Haz-
ard Co, Proprietors New York Sold by druggists.
Speaker Carlisle has a high opinion OF
the present administration
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

When you visit New York City, via Central
depot, save Baggage Expressage and So Car
riage Hire, and stop at the Grand Union Hotel,
opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant
rooms fitted up at cost of one million dollars;
81 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele-
yator. Restaurant supplied with the best:
Horse-cars, stages and elevated railroad to all
depots. Families can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any
other first-class hotel In the city,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

For cutsfr bar6sd wire fence, sore shoulders.
hicks and open sores on animals, use Stewards
Healing Powdsy. rs and SO cts. a box.
The Arab women are said to be thu
homeliest women on earth.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

The distinguished U. S. Senator from
Indiana, Hon. Daniel w. Voorhees,,
certifies that in case of rheumatism in
the back, he obtained instantaneous re-
lief from st. Jacobs Oil. He says it is
a remarkable remedy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03
Endorsement by the Governor OF the
State of Missouri.

Governor Phelps, OF the State OF Mis-
souri,, says: "Dr. D. E. Dickerson, OF Kan
sas City, is OF the medical profession and
has high repute as a Physician and Sur
geon. He is one OF thefounders OF the Sur
gical institute at Kansas City. 1 commend
him to the favorable consideration of gen.
tlemen whom he may meet"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

In 1850 browns Bronchial Troches"
were introduced, and their success as
cure for Colds, Coughs, Asthma and Bron-
chitis has been unparalleled.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

The average life OF man is three score and
ten-but the ladies' never grow old.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It
25c-
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03
Contented with His Lot.

A Sunday-scbool teacher said to little
Johnny:
"You must never envy those little
children who are rich and wear fine
clothes"
al don't, not the first dog-goned bit. y
"Why don't you envy them, Johnny"
because they have to wear clean
clothes, and they can't wade about in
the mud, and they have to say please to
everybody, whoopee!"-GalUeston Net0s.
Gladstone dislikes tourists a. much as he
sxko
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

King John Of Abyssina is nothandsome,
but he has a good head.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

Mrs. R. B. Hayes is noted for her unos-
tentatious philanthropy.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

Bismarck's income is Sc an hour, or 120
beers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

Rev. DR.. Talmage is insured for $50, 600.
He is sensible man.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03

The Prince OF Wales boils in his onions in
milk rather than doctor his breath.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-03
GsRi..ht Peart.c

81 was right peart till the rhoumati1
!. in " said a suffering old man who
~ near the swamp. Fact is. wherr,,
'er Won live YOU can't be fright peart"
ore victim of this troublesome
80, soa CAPTAIN G. w. Hotsenpiller.
nrin ofield, O.. says: 81 found great
hot from inflammatory rheumatism
us;rq Browns Iron Bitters." Thou
nds Of other people have found SIM
lar relief.