New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-31

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She ia no model wife who rirts
-y,.,r be- sides, I'm sew next year
Tho buttons on MY hnsoands shir'a
I'll be his loving helpmate too
And one more vow I'll make ana Keep
IL. uDckcts I'll more HO through
For change at night when mes a~Ieflr
boston Courier.
co,or.d man has received thOusand-dollar clerk
shin In the Post Office Department ut Washington lie
i. am Arkansas school teacher named John T. Norton
and his appointment the result OF CVl service eA-
animation IN which lie distanccd his White competitors
lie to be tho only representative OF his race IN
the Department.
NrxtEa.,tr falls on the latest date on which it pos,
siaiy occur April 20. uler ,ne aH9 VI t, r m
The sunday after tho fuh moon following thc -l>t OF
March ia earliest possible date IS March - II - lo2
'.'r. since Easter D4y has been ~ late 1t VIII not
1gIiu fall on that day TIL lol3. An "eGh'S ,'y VIII
IN TN. year the lOIh OF MaIch.-lIhiI"deiphi"
Telegraph
oio ueoplc want to know the reason FOR the m'Hsre
.py made by their in the New Orieahs ENpo9I-
tion Their COMMIT sioncrs got T-ooo ana pe"y VI
r,o,n from the managers and seem to have stopped
there The space allotted to the Bucheye Stalo O'cu
Mod only by a pedler OF Ohio elder
And now gentle little word to the star eyed goddess
Norr .u will probably get the charmanshp Of ' 'y'
and Means Committee bat please don't go tAto mysteries
about IT, dear EI-n"w, don't
M bo,Iluu, IA essentially Californian, and must he
seen with hs feet uIOn his nat vo heth 10 Dc unuet
,ond IA feared, 10 he appreciated i9ete naso Zen
no words given 10 adeq a,ey describe the wave OF tho
hia
ana shortness OF his sprug bottom 'rou'rrth
I'M ~ ms los and hcig OF his heel the INTENSITY oi
IN. tie ani tho rampant iednoN' Oh Ms o he. nt
chief His face bold or sly, or snleh' or SUPP T. uV
II a. always bad. HIS walk Is sIoncll or sWnESer,
..n,",iiu: "a me halls the Western Addition or
1 OF Marke at. Ilis SPEECH Is not to he understood
Inv the refined aud respectable being m"nEre ae,t Oh
pyotu.tv slang and murdered inGsn lie Is Dora win
love Of drink ant hatcd 3f thn NnlNess' it.S
uth IN, nrct being Wild. ~ wicked IN ulhSdtc'i'
a. rmk a IA pOs.iDs within the limit OF one cAiStehoe
san tranclsco foS''
An Epgshman tells how parson In his country once
made clear even to the durst OF his flock the difficulty
M rondg tho straight and narrow path rs eontrased
Win d..,,nt on tue spacious highway leading IN tho
,n,r ,r,ction Before ho well started IN MS dls-
our,o he ran do WI pulpit stairs and proceeded 10
,it tho action to the word. Ny brethren ho cried,
tho road To Heaven IL like this, and lying Nat on the
bnister Ae began TO pull himself up hand over manu. rs
ls,orloisy as boy climbs CREASED pole Az "'St no
reached tho Dp aud got on his feet again. happy III his
cnrtsthn victory Then, having taken BREATH he cx-
,orJ MA hearers 10 look the road to He'll, doubled
an, leg under him aud slid down the rail- In half sitting
d ,.ture with rapillty aud grace thst betrayed
iuyene familiarity with his route
Iaunrse et,auctt. requires that the lady shall give
m. signal for the termnatiJ OF yi-it from gentle
man I'm thus country such thing would be considered
bal form; therefore the lady when she wond ermn"9
mn Interview mrIoy yHwns ahd looks the CLOCK OUT Oh
coun tenance.- Boston Transcript
St Louis may not be first In all good works, but she
boasts that she will soon contain the highest commercial
buldlng I'm the world Tho Equitable Life Assurance
Society is TO add four stories to Its eight story building in
that city In order furnish commOdious quarters to the
Gould southwestern railway system.
Georgia papsr says: "A rich life, rotous in its AZ
nueuce Is spent at last The deeps through which IL
swop IN tunderous majesty and the shoals over when
it tumbed nusly. are drained ana Dare III the paper
mad been enjoying " rash OF advsrtlscmrhts VIOLIN
havo merely said Robert Toombs Is dead
| town Herald.