Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-06-01
ROSE RED.
aRer Papa Never Appreciated Him,
Anyhow"
The Passion for Pictures Of FoOtlight FaV-
orites---A Golden Opportunity Lost
---"Pink" and "BIue" Teas---
A Popular DeIusiOn
Among Men.

1Ou hhOW Il CPSAS 1S-S
masculine fashion of wearing the hair 80
short that there is not enough Of it lett tor
the most expert feminine fingers to clnch
an argument with. Well, q new objection
has been urged against this barbarous GUS
tom, AMI what do you think it is? Why,
don't tell, but one Of the girls says she never
thought that Augustus was a fighting char
acter before, but now that he wears his hair
so short he seems to have been the ~vsnquish-
ed of a thousand fights, 80 numerous are the
scars which adorn his shapely head. / sug-
gested that perhaps augustus was now a re.
formed character, and had obtained those
scars in youthful trays which were now re-
GREETED. l then embraced the opportunity,
and quoted from Othello: "She loved him
for the dangers he had passed" or words to
that effect. But she only sighed, and said
she did hope Gus would keep his hat on
while he and papa talked about the weather,
for papa never did seem to appreciate him
anyhow.
Girls, the latest New York Craze is
the collection of albums full o.
photographs of popular actors and
sctresses-chieay the latter, with the auto
graph of the subject if possible. A good
idea isn't it2 Think what dreary CONVEX
s%ational gaps could be filed by bringing out
one of these books filled with pictures OF
people over whom you could compare opin'
ions and squsbble politely. Another thing
it would be such an improvement over the
old style Of photograph book, for there would
be no danger of your feelings being hurt BY
the remarks of a would.be fictitious caller,
concerning your dearest friend who might
or might not be as beautiful as the morning.
Dear me, it was surely a phllanthroplst who
set this fashion.
~
Mrs. Andrew Patterson was the hostess
at a delightful card party on "Wednesday
evening. The guests we're chiefly young
married people who composed the whist
club of last winter. On this, occasion, how
ever, progressive euchre was the game, the
Gayors being very much admired.
There is a young man IN town who VIII
take q lively interest in dress goods this
spring, and I'll tell you why. He will have
10 purchase his small sister a goodly mum
Der of frocks to replace others which were
'butchered TO make o Roman holiday for E
ueek-eyed skye terrier which belongs to him
50 girls, you needn't say 'caramels to tina
youpg man for some time to come, aud for
GOODNESS sake don't tell him his dog look.
hungry, you might hurt his feelings.
~
..n. Ill , p,oEIar ubl
street, the other day when a most amusing
spectacle met my eye. 1t was nothing les
han two pairs of souls with but a singh
.hought-and that to rest upon a windoU
sill. The rest of what was probably two
disciples of the law, was hidden by clouds o.
smoke-but | unused as | went along
What an opportunity for q girl who
wanted TO make either of them b
pair of slippers She could have
accurately measured the interesting feet
with her eye, and then surprised the ownel
with a pair of slippers which would fit
Christmas is only seven months of and
the wise damsel taketh a long look ahead; SO
sit with your feet in the window, gentlemen,
and give the girls q chance.
Nv
A new craze in fashionable as well as ar
ustic circles is the giving OF entertainments
at which all the flowers, ornaments, candles
and ices are of one color, which is also rep
resented in the costume Of the hostess
A pink tea" was a grand sue.
cess in q Lot tar distant
city, and a blue one in another, though
N this case the hostess was content with
great punches Of forget-me-nots placed every
shere, blue china and blue fayors at each
plate. Another blue" feature was the
reading or recitation of something con
posed BY themselves, OF a number Of literary
people present. A green tea" has also been
heard of, but few people would care to BE-
cOntrasted with that color.
~
In a recent informal convention OF ladie;
it was agreed that every man firmly believe,
that he can cook better than all the
daughters of Eve combined, and thai
as the delusion was a harmless one he nigh
as well be allowed to hug it, as in some
domestic crisis his knowledge might come
in handy" or if he failed, his want Of sue.
cess would be a powerful weapon for future
success. So far so good, but there is really
no limit TO masculine vanity, and tina,
point apparently conceded, they go on L
BOAST that they can sew on a button MOI
firmly than we can and that black thread i
preferable to white for that purpose. Girls
we must be even with them-let US say tina
We can play base ball mo matter if we nsvr.
tried and that the sharpening of a lead penc
il an accomplishment in which VT exs7i.
We might IS we'll tell a "whopper'' Will
we are about it, So stand firm and b
content with saving you can do these thing
Let your word be sufficient.
-
am told that picnics are TO be unusuall,
numerous this summer, perhaps. for the rea
son that a good many people who generally
go away intend to remain at home this sea
son. 1t has been suggested that a new tea
ture Of these picnics be the collection Of
q fine from the first person who jokes abour
the custard pie or the cake being favored
with ants. lis said that all the expenses
can be betrayed in this way, but it will hard
on some of the guests.
~
Lots of the girls are investing in lace
dresses which make them look as if their
wings were only half concealed. But |
want to war; the boys to be Oh, so careful
of where they put their feet, as the man who
steps on one of these ETHEREAL garments
commits the eighth deadly sin, and not only
wldens a gaping rent in the fabric, but a
gulf between himself and its owner. Though
she smiles and says "Oh, it doesn't matter
she will never, never forgive him, and she
will talk so very unkindly about his feet
after he is gone.
~
Young mar if you want to pay some fair
graduate a dainty compliment, and at lthe
time show yourself well up in the
style-this is what you must do pre-
sent her with a huge bouquet Of rosebuds,
not q full blown rose among them. This
must be tied with a long white satin ribbon,
by which she will probably suspend it to her
halt IN the envy of less favored mAidens