Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-01-23
YOUNG LORD GARMOlLE.
THE CHAMPION DUDE BHo HooED
AND THEN WOTED NOT
In This Country on visit to Escape Being
Borcd-Iaces on His shocs-Changes Of
Gloves az the Opera-Hatcs Red furni
ture-pctt.d aud Carrssrd Ivy Society.
FROM the New York world.

FROM the New York world,
"Ah, I'm delighted to see vou,' said Lord
Garmoyle. welcoming q reporter to his apart
mcnt on the second floor nf thc Hotel Bruins
wick, "Wednesday afternoon. "l'vo been
told the less q fellow says to YOU newspaper
men the moro you write about him. so I'm
going to tell YOU lots, and you'll promise to
say nothing? You see, I've been terribly
bored since I've landed on these shores. The
people have q vulgar habit of staring at ono
DO YOU see anything ridiculous in me" ,"
"But what is YOUR opinion of oU country
and the peoplc?"
IL haven't any opinion. dislike foreign
opinions, and want others To keep their opin-
ions of me to themselves"
"What is the object of your visit TO this
country ~
For change of air and scenery. You
see. l was bored and haraSScd almost tu
death at home and started on tour of the
world to be rid Of it,"
''Nou seem to I've bored everywhere. How
do YOU account for t?'
''Oh, no, wasn't bored in India, because
there was in the iungleS, hunting most Of
the time
But in your case Miss Fortcsruc certainly
saw more than simply a handsome nrc,
suggested the reporter.
scowl spread over his lOriship'S fac" At
llltlllbll Nl tllN At'lN lltlllt iilll presently
he frightened up and. twisting his iucpicut
muStaCho between the tips Of his thumb and
frst-hngCr, said: "NOi know, hit hadn't
been for her pcrSistCuCy l would have tied
myself for life to her We could then have
spent that $4,000 together, hat now with
a grimace) she's divided it with her family
suppose you should incidentally meet
Miss Fortescue in this very hotel"
Starting out Of his chair rs if shot, his
lOrdShip's face alternately turned pale and
crimson ut the thought
"Hov long do you remain here"
about week, when I'll 90 to Canada
and then start Southwark"
"Do you eNpectto return To England
soon %,
~ don't know. Fact is, don't bother my
| self about anything. Mr. Courier attends tn
my programme and he has his instructions
| from my father"
| How did you like Chicago ?"
| " Oh, it's a .beastlv place. YOU know.
was there one day, but got tired Of it. There's
! no style there and no gallantry. The women
| crowd the streets and everybody i in hurry
as if they had only one day toliye. | dun't
| like To he hurried.
" James, my wal liking shoes with the vel
low laces,' addressing his valet. and putting
| on his shining silk hat he said he was going
| to get shaved. His lordship did not arise till
| noon and 1t was o'clock when he hac
| breaktasted. Two Of his seven trunks Wore
in his room, the other in his Wallets. Their,
was q crimson easy chair in his room. hut IA,
asked to have it exchanged for a blue one
saying he disliked anything red. ON th'
centre table were several boxes Of cigarettes
| a dcCanter Of amber liquid. glasses aud
bottle of perfume.
| Fifteen minutes later he came down, wear
ing his fuT-trimmed overcoat and high ma
and, glancing suSpiciously first one way au
thea another, Stalked out of the door. clOSe
followed by JamoS. The latter j. a thoruuG
| EngllShman in appearance He is about IN
same height as his master. hut very broad
Shouldered and stout, and wears the pro
| verbal sdc-N hiSkerS. He is the man of tn
two, and does not hesitate to give his lord
ship advice. All the afternoon cOupeS am
carriages wero driven mp and down Fin
| avenue. As soon as the hotel was reache
| the pace of the horses was SlaCkcned into
walk and the faces of the fair occupants cOul,
he seen turned wistfully toward the hote
entrance in hopes Of seeing his lOrCiship, Fu
a whole hour a dude, tall and with light hail
Cupicd position on the StoOp, and many
passcr-by was heard to remark There h
is. That's Lord Garmoyle. Isn't he cute ?
? His lordship occupied baignoir box al III
| Metropolitan opera house, in the night, an
| the attention Of the audience was divided b
| tween him and the singers. He was in IN
= | evening dress and looked lust too lovely.
Lord Dorsey Osborne and Capt Arlington,
% | the ROYAL navy, were with him. forming
sort Of a baCi. ground to the exquisite. whi
! "JCems' sat by the door holding two pairs
pearl white gloves and three dainty handke
| chiefs hearing the arms of the youthful lore
These were intended for changes for h
IOrdshp during the iutermiSSions of Il
, opera