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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

When you visit or leave New YORK City, save
baggage expressage and So carriage Hire, and stop
attne Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen
tral Depot.
600 elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost of one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live
better for less money at the Grand Union Hote
than at anv other 1rsi-class hotel In the city,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

DELICIOUS CREAM. A delicious cream
is made by this recipe: One ounce of
gelatine. three pints of milk and eight
tablespoonfuls OF sugar. Simmer the
gelatine for one hour in the milk, and
when it comes to a boil beat the yolks
Of the eggs with the sugar; stir the milk
aud let 1t simmer. Then take 1t off the
fire and pour over it the whites of the
eggs beaten to a froth. 1t may be fla
| vored with lemon or vanilla.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

MARKNaFoR BRAmING.-L Lay a piece
Of impression paper on your cloth; then
lay on your pattern and u around it
with lead pencil. and you will have your
pattern marked on your cloth as nicely
as if you had paid some n a large sun
TO stamp it. l make my own impress
sion paper. OF course it is not quite rs
nice as that You buy but answers the
same purpose Just as well.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

LEMON PuppMa.-Oue cup of milk.
two tablespoonfuls OF cornstarch. three
eggs, one cup OF sugar, n tables poon-
full OF butter, Juice and grated rind of
two lemons. Mix these ingredients aud
bake In a rich crust. Make a meringus
OF the whites of two eggs and put on
top after the buildings are baked.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

AN excellent and simple disinfectant
for SINKS and waste pipes Is made by
mixing one large tablespoonful of cop
peras with one quart OF boiling water.
This solution is odorless and deodorizes
instantly. The copperas may be bought
at any druggists for eight or ten cents
Q pound.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

ST SEE in the paper" remarked a pa
senger to his wife, "that Secretary
Whitney has given orders that hereaf-
ter the marines shall dress in uniforms
of more quiet colors."
at Is quite evident" she replied,
'that the Secretary is preiudiced
against a certain color"
(Which one2'
"Ultra- marine"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17
G. ,od fertilizers, except by mistake,
are never sold for a slow price,"
MANS work s from sun to sun

HNhAah WIN - HSNcA Nohcs
Work is a necessity to all; but, upon how
many, women especially, does it fall with
the burden of the 'last straw" and this,
because their peculiarly delicate constitu
ions are so liable TO functional derange-
'ment. We cannot lessen your toll, ladies,
but we can make it easier for you, by max
ing you stronger and better able to do it.
DIR. Pierce's ''Favorite Prescription" will
relieve you of nervous and other weak
nesses, and all the many ills peculiar Il
your sex.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

In the past thirty years there have been
many remedies advertised for the cure Of
kidney and liver troubles and diseases OF
the Urinary organs. OF only one can 10 be
said hat "it is never known to fail" Thai
one is HUNTS kidney and Liver
REMEDY.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

THERE is NO PART OF LIFE's CITADEL
where the enemy cln make a lodgmenl
that the "VIsEGAR BIrrEss' will moi
find him, and put him to rout.-Impur,
ity Of blood is the parent Of disease; the
liver, the stomach, the lungs, the
nerves, every vital organ Is affected
primarily from this cause, and in thi.
direction the VINEGAR BrrTERs acI
with magical influence.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

The fat of chickens Is said by a cake
maker OF great experience TO be supe-
rior to the finest butter for making the
most delicate cake. III the fat Of boiled
chickens Is TO be used, cook them with
out salt, and there will not be the
slightest flavor of fowl.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

"WHo Is your family physician.
George2" "Dr. Smoothman." "Whstl
Why do you employ that h~are-brained
creature?" oh, my wife once asked
him II he could tell her why she always
had cold feet. and he told her that they
were 80 small they couldn't hold enough
blood to keep them warm. Since that
she won't have any other DOCTOR"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17
Did She Diet

moi
"she fingered and suffered along, pining
away all the time for years."
''The doctors doing her no good"
"And at last was cured by this Hop
Bitters the papers say so much about
"Indeed Indeed !"
"How thankful we should be for that
medicine"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

APPLE TAPIooA. Soak one cup of
tapioca over night in six cups of water.
add six large apples cut IN pieces, one
and q half cnps of sugar and q little
nutmeg. Bake slowly for three hours
and eat cold. either with or without
cream.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

KEEP a pin-cushion In the kitchen.
If none is at hand. Q pin picked up is
laid on the window-sill, or stuck in the
iress. to fall, perhaps, into the next
batch of bread kneaded. Each child
should be taught to pick up every pin
1t sees and put in its proper place.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

He wins at last who builds his trust
In loving words ana actions just;
Whose head, whose walk, his yery mIen.
Proclaim the use OF Carboline.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

A LAwYE in @ nnecticut, whose rep
utation in the community was not very
high, met an old gentleman n day,
and said to him, do you know, Mr.,
H., that 1 sm a direct descendant from
Mules Standisb7' lis 1t p~ossibleP" wa:
the reply. 'sWhat a descentl''
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

AN examiner who had been explain
ing to q class that the land of the world
was not continuous. said to the boy
who happened to be standing nearest
to him: snow, could your father walk
around the worldY" mo, SIR" was
promptly answered. "Why not?'
''Because he is dead" was the altogeth-
or UNLOCKED for response.
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HARTFORD. Conn. Nox. 2.

HARTFORD. CONN, Nov. q, 1882.
81 cheerfully recommend HUNTS kid
ney and Liverl REMEDY. Have suffered
from severe kidney troubles and intense
pain. am entirely relieved by HUNTS
kidney and Liverl REMEDY."-Albert
w. Handy, Superintendent Pratt & Whit
ney Company.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Mrs. Geo. Dawiey. of 76 Knight St.,
Providence, h. l., says:-"I was severely
afflicted with torpidity of the kidneys and
enlargement of the liver. HUNTS kid
uey and Liver] REMEDY has certainly lone
wonders for me-"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

DAINTY SANDWICHES. -Dainty sand
wiches are prepared as follows: Out
some bread in triangular or round
pieces very thin; butter evenly and
cover with layers of cucumber, chicken
and ham, seasoning to taste. Anchov-
les or sardines may be used instead Of
ham and chicken.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

''wHo rang the bell 30 early this
morning, Marla?"
ut was the milk-man, ma'am. He
brings fresh milk every morning"
"Well, / don't wish to be disturbed
by this noise. Tell him to bring enough
Monday for the whole week.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

''HuMPHl" said a young man at the
theatre with q young lady. 81 could
play the lover better than that myself"
II wouldn't mind seeing you try it,"
was the naive reply"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

a TRAMP, who asked for breakfast at
q farmhouse, and was refused a single
crust, exclaimed with an injured air:
"Alasi how deceptive is human nature
For two nights l have slept n your
barn, eaten OF your apples. and drunk
your cider, and now you treat me as an
utter stranger who has no hold upon
your friendship"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

A CONTEMPORARY remarks with strict
yeracity that it is a cold day when ice
cream is left in the hands of the con
fectioner.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17
Mixing of milk at different tempera
lures should be carefully avoided.

Delicate diseases, as nervous debility and
premature weakness, however induced,
radically cured. send 10 cents in stamps
for treatise. Worlds Dlspensary Medical
Association, 663 Main Street. Buffalo. N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

"JuLIA, I don't see why you are 60
ing TO marry Harry Boscomb. He
hasn't any money, and it is not likely
he'll ever have any,"
Fanny. I'd scorn to marry foI
money. Harry is handsome and a fine
athlete. He would bring to me a sense
of protection and"
"Oh, that Is all right, julia. Every
one to their mind. You may marry for
protection; / intend to marry for rev
enue."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

NEARLY all farmers know that grain
as usually secured will sweat more or
less in the NOV, This is not usually
considered injurious, and except with
barley does not usually prove so. We
have known bright barley, got in with
out rain. so badly injured by sweating
in the NOW that the grain was musty
and unfit for any use. Barley heats
and sprouts more readily than any
other grain, and therefore greater care
must be observed in getting 1t into the
harm In first-class condition.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Those sharp pains in the small of eba
back aud around the hips will quickly 90
after yon apply a Hop Hds,er. Ladies' nav
attention 10 this. 25c. P"'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

TOAD In THE HoLE.-Take one pound
Of round or chuck steak, cut it into
small pieces, season with salt and pep
per, and lay it in q small dish; pour
over it four tablespoonfuls of cold water
and set it in the oven for ten minutes,
or until the Juice cooks somewhat out
Of the meat. Have ready a batter made
Of a quarter poand OF -four, n egg,
half pint OF milk, and a pinch of salt,
Pour it owe the steak, and bake half an
hour In a moderately hot oven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Mr.. Lennox Browne. an English
psychologist, Ands that drinking and
smoking affect the vocal organs. Sta
tistics furnished by no lees than $50
professional yocaiists have shown hiF
that a singer shoald avoid all st..aa-
lants.
some men are like wagons which rat
tie the most when there Il tie lsant in
them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

A BERLIN physician claims to have in-
vented a machine for looking into the
brain. 1t Is probably a new tangled
cork screw, although the old kind will
uncover the brain of most any man.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

MISS Clara-"I declare I was never
SO insuIted IN my life. Oh, how ] hate
himl" Miss Angie-"Whom?" Miss
Clara-.That young snip of q Dam
foole." Miss Angie-"What has he
done?" Mss Ciara-"Why, he asked
me this ate rnoon If ! thought there
was much difference between the peo-
pie at the summer resorts ten years ago
and now. Just think. ten years"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

FERTILIZNG FOR FRUITS. The Chem
ical composition of fruits can be chang
ed by the fertilizers applied to the trees
and vines producing them. 1t has been
found that the quality of fruits can be
greatly improved by the iudicious APP
plication OF fertilizers, ana that the per
cent. of sugar contained in them can be
largely increased. The increase OBJ
tanned is most marked in the case OF the
wild fruits. Professor Goessmann per
formed some very interesting expert
ments in this direction. Several Con.
cord grape vines and several Wild pu :
leg drape vines we're set in pots, and
fertilized at the rate per acre of 400
pounds of dissolved bone black, con-
tanning twelve per cent. of soluble
phosphoric acid, and 100 pounds of nj
trate of potash, containing forty-hve
per cent. of potassium oxide and thir-
teen per cent. of nitrogen, or ttty-two
pounds of soluble phosphoric oxide, ard
twenty-five pounds of nitrogen. Oee
half Of the fertilizers were applied in
the fall and the other half in the spring.
Three years after the application of the
fertilizer IN examination of the fruit
was made. and compared with that OF
fruits from the same kind of vines OF
land which had not been fertllized. 1t
was found that the sugar in Concord
grapes from vines unfertilIzed was ID. SO
per cent. while that in grapes from fer
tilted vines of the same kind was 1887
per cent "a very remarkable increase,
The most notable changes Of the min
eral element noticed III the grapes was
An increase of potassium oxid and a
decrease IN the calcium oxid, These
experiments indicate that there is a
vide field for experimentation for the
improvement of the quality of fruits by
the skllful application of fertilizers.
The quality OF apples that are well fed
with all the fertIullzing elements need
ed is decidedly superior to that Of ap-
pies raised upon trees which have not
been fert1lized.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17
HOOD,s SARsApAR!LLA

Hoods sarsaparilla Is a carefully-prepared extract
OF the best remedies of the vegetable kingdom known
to medical science as Alternatives. Blood Purifiers.
Diureties, and TONES. such as sarsaparilla, Yellow
Dock, S~tillingia, Dandelion, Juniper Berries, Man
drake, Wild Cherry Bark and other selected roots,
barks and herbs. Amedicine, Ike anything else, can
be fairly judged only by its results. We point with
satisfaction TO the glorious record Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla has entered foI itself upon the hearts of thou
sands of people in New England who have person.
ally or indirectly been relieved Of terrible suffering
which all other remedies failed to reach. CT HOOD
CO.. Apothecaries. Lowell, Mass. Price si.0, sixfor
$500. Sold by Druggists and Dealers in Medicines.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

KICKING Cows "A Connecticut farm
sr prevents COWS from kicking in this
way: He takes q single link of an OK
shain and fastens a hame strap through
the end, as they are made fast In the
names of a harness. The straps are
then buckled around each hind leg
above the hoof, which effectuaIly pre-
vents the COW from kicking.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

JOSHUA could successfully command
the sun to stand still, but he could
never have kept a six-year-old son still
while his photograph was being taken.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

GEORGE, who is your family physi-
cianp" 3D.. Smoothman." "What,
that infernai n~umbskull2 How does il
come you employ him9" "Oh. its
some of my wife's doings. She went to
see him about o cold in her head, and
he recommended that she wear another
style Of bonnet. since then she won't
have any other doctor"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

A YOUNG lady who read .nst mop
were beng seriously injured by we
weather, declared that no amount O
vet weather would prevent her IRON
going to a good hop.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Sunfower seeds can be ground by
hea ing them and then put through a
bone mill but W. do not see any OBJ
ject In grinding them for poultry feed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17
Door ,p-"1ow Re- the bahv9"

IUUIyh- IIUW Is Iu6 DdUJF
Mrs. Jiuks.-"Ohll bad, sir. Last
night the poor little thing was took
dr., FL. First she would clmch her
hands, and then she would say, "A .h-h,
just like a human beingt'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

PURksT AND BFsr ooD-LIykR OH. from selected
livers, on the s~edshore. by CaswelL, Hazard 4 Co.
N. Y. Absolutely pure and sweet Patients who
have once taken II prefer ii to all others Physi-
eians declare Il SUPERIOR TO all other oils
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

"BEEsoN's AROMATIC ALUM SULPHUR
SOAR" beauties and softens Face and
hands, heals and cures all skin diseases for
sure. 20 cents by Druggist" or by mail,
VIM. Dreydoppel, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

The man who is Jealous and envious
of his neighbor s success has foes In his
heart who can bring more bitterness
into his life than can any outside enc.
my.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

A MAGICIAN. Small Brother-'sSay
Mr.. Smidkins, is you a magician?"
Mr.. SmIdkins-"No, Thomas, I an
not. Why?"
Because, whenever you and sister
Mary go into the parlor in the evening
the lamp is always changed into the
small feathers that are on a goose"
"How do you make that out, Thorn
ASP"
"Why, it has always been turned
doa0n
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Fine hay or cut Or well broken straw
makes good nests for hens. As good,
perhaps better nests, can be made of
shavings of soft wood.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

HUSH AND -"There now, / think /
have got enough leaves for all the VIM
dows." Wife -"All the windows?
What do you mean?' Husband :
"Why, don't you know? Whenever
you get home with autumn leaves you
always throw them out of the window,
and this time / thought / would get you
enough to throw some out of all the
windows. We may as well do a com
plete Job when we are about it,"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

SoAs N SaEEP.-Io che hundred gal
Ions OF water Use twenty-five pounds
flowers OF sEIphuE and ten pounds OF
qulck EEs- The sulphur can be- put
into TIE tank As soon as water Is pump
ed The hne should be Stacked IN a
separate oarrel and the liquid poured
INTO the heilIng vat, taxing care that 40
slaGE CIeces of lime viii Gaze apon the
bottom Of the iron boiler. The wafer
should bna veil before letting it out IN
the dipping vat. and time allowed Tor il
to cool before dipping. This. preparation
usually can be made the dav before the
sheep are TO be washed, and more water
added 10 the boiling vat, keeping the
mixture in proportion as above stated.
A pen in the form OF the letter Y, large
enough to hold fifty sheep, should re-
ceive the sheep az q END OF the dip
ping vat. EAch sheep. when ncrusla-
ton or yellow dsndrua Is seen on the
flesh, must be thoroughly scarihed WITH
q curry comb, or some hard brush, with
frequent applications OF the liquid,
used at from ITO degrees to 125 degrees
Fair. and, for fear Of getting too hot,
not above the degree last mentioned
We are now ready TO dip. which, after
tests are made, Is to be commenced
slowly, and continued till all the flock
are dipped. Rushing sheep through a
vat to see how many can be dipped Ill a
day will only double the care and tx
pense of attending to the tloeks. while
the chances are that the disease will
continue to infect the sheep and all the
work must be done again. After treat
ing, they must be taken to a ranee
where they have no infected sheep, and
be fed with salt and sulphur in proper
ton Of one part sulphur to twelve parts
RaIt-
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

CREAMED PoTAToEs.-Take one cup
tul of milk, a teaspoonful Of butter, salt
and pepper to taste; put the butter in a
small frying-pan, and when hot, but be.
lore it browns, add enough -four to
thicken; stir till smooth, and gradually
add the milk; have your cold boiled po-
tatoes ready sliced, turn them into this
and let them gradually heat through; a
Fery little nutmeg grated over the pota-
;oes before frying improves the favor.
salt and pepper and serve.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Old age is The night of life, as night
Is the old age OF the day. Still night is
full of magnid"ence, and for many it is
more brilliant than day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Stories heard at mothers knee ara
never wholly forgotten. They form a
little epring that never quite dries nm
IN our journey through scorching yesrs
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

CHArrED HANDS, face pimples ana rough skin
cured oy using juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas-
well, Hazard 4 Co. New York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

ANY man looks like a sloven with run
over heels. Lyons Heel Stitfners keep
boots straight, 25o.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Tax Hubbard Cleaner and Binder
manufactured by George N. Sineerly
& o., of Norristowl. Pa, was awarded
frat premium and highest medal at the
wav rly, n. j., State Far. The binder
exhibited was sold TO a farmer in the
vicinity.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

The late rains suggest grass n eio-
yer seed where the young plants nave
been burned mp.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

uNone genuine without q bunch OF green
Hons on The white label. Shun all the vie, pol
sonous stun with Hep or "Hops" In then
name,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

If afflicted with sore eyes use DIR Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists seliit. zoe
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

A WORTH old couple. the man mem
Der OF which is an invalid. have various
attentions from kind neighbcrs. OIe
day a well meaning friend Sent in a bot
tie OF disinfectant, which she thought
was needed, and calling later to e how
her proteges were getting along she was
informed that Mr.-had taken o n
siderable of that medicine, and it
seemed to do him lots OF good.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

About one hundred bushels OF wood
ashes per acre are a fair proportion tc
apply on light soils.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

"rHE REMEDY so favorably noticed in all the
papers,
Religious and peculiar, is Ill
aHayinq a large sale, and is supplanting all
other medicines uon
sUThere il no DENYING the virtues OF tne hop
plant, and the proprietors or HOP bnters nav
sho an great shire witness and ability
SIN compounding a medicine whose virtues Vt
30 palpable 10 every oue's oh ervaton."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17
Advertisins Chestsll

"It has become so common TO begin an
article, in an elegant, interesting style
''Then run IL into some advertisement
that we avoid all such,
"ADd simply call attention to the merits
of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest terms @'
possible,
ITO induce people
"ro give them one trial, which so proves
their value that they will never use any
thing else"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

BOSTON IRL.-'aawge, l see the
papers say that smallpox was brought
to Boston by a kiss.
"Yaas, I nawticed that"
Long vacuum of silence.
'Gawge. have you been exposed to
small pox?"
NAV. Why?" -.
"Oh, nothing; only / thought Ia
tell you I've been ~vaccinated."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

BRASS CRATES A writer of good
taste in such matters says: Don't put
elaborate brass CRATES in your looms
unless you intend to- use them. A
snowy brass CRATE unstsined by smoke
or ashes suggests in all its glittering
newness a show room and not a home.
A fireplace not consecrated TO a fire,
that has neither warmth nor suggestion
Of warmth, Is dreadful sham: it is not
artistic; 1t is not decorative; it kills
rather than gives pleasure.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

Experiments show that red clover
will thrive in Northern Florida.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

The invigorating aud tranquilizlng operation OF
Hostetter's stomach Bitters Is most powerfully
developed In cases OF indigestion. The frst effect
OF this agreeable tonic IL com torting ant snconr-
aging. A mild glow pervades the system, and the
nervous restlessness whicn characterizes the dis
ease Ia abated. This Improvement IA not tran
silent. 1t Ia not succeeded BY the return OF the
old symptoms with super-added force. as is al
ways the case when unmedicated stimulants ara
given for the complaint For sale by all Drug
Tists aud Dealers generally.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

"Just one," said the lover, a. he
stood upon the stoop with his girl,
lust one."
"Just one, , said the mother, putting
her head out OF the bedroom window
above; "we,l. I guess 1t amt SO late as
that, but its pretty near twelve. and
you'd better be going, or her father Will
be down."
And the lover took his leave with
pain in his heart.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-17

IF there is reason to believe that the
barnyard n contains weed seeds
it should be used as top dressing for
wheat, Most annual or biennial weeds
will give no trouble if Flowed under,
though many will remain on the soil, 20
be turned up the next time the field Is
plowed. The very best way to use
manure filed with weed seeds is to top
dress some run down grass land which
is to be plowed next spring for common
potatoes. Whether the weeds sprout
or not, their destruction is certain, pro
yided the hoed crop is well cared for.