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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13
Ananias Outdone,
Ell Perkins, Mark Twain and all other
great Liars bow down In Homage
before the Chamberlain
Register.
''Here is silly stately style indeed!
The Turk, that two and fifty kingdoms hath.
Writes not 80 tideous a style as this
READ THEM.

1st, Lie. aChamberlain has the first
square deal she ever had"
End. "s,7OO claims on the reserva-
ton"
srd, "Kimball is on q stampede
toward Chamberlain"
4th. "Chamberlain is the best
booming town in Dakota, business is
lively"
5th. chamberlain is the metropo-
lis of The Missouri valley"
9th, "Pierre gets no benefit from
the opening of the reservation"
18th. Already some of the best men
in Kimball who own some of its best
houses + talking of moving their
houses down to Chamberlain"
sth. GA single man can hold a
clam by sleeping and eating on it
every thirty days"
10th. 900 new houses in Chamber
lain this week"
18th. Chamberlain the metropolis
of Brule county"
18th. The reservation contains the
finest agricultural lands in the west"
18th. "The way to get to the reser-
vatlon is to go to Chamberlain"
18th, Chamberlain is the principal
town in Brule county.
18th. THE county clerk and pro-
bate Judge are the only officers be-
fore whom filing papers can be
sworn"
10th. aThe finest system of water
works in Dakota"
18th. "Ihe most beautiful town-site
in Dakota"
18th. "The population Of Kimball
will he reduced one-fourth."
10th. mo increase in prices"
Read the GhArH1c, Bro. Eing, il
will do you good.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

Governor Pierce has vetoed the
Capital removal bill, claiming it I'M
constitutional. Constitutional or un-
constitutional the bill was wrong and
should never hare been introduced.
Let the Capital remain where it is
until division is gsrauted, then if the
majority of. the people, Of South Da-
kota want their Capital at Pierre the
GRAPHIC will say: Amen.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

a6verner Pierce has vetoed the
bill which provides an appropriation
fOr anormal school at Plankinton.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

Land office at Mitchell %. y. SIarch 9Th 1886
Notice islicreby given that the fullowing-named
settler has filed notice of his Intention 10 make
ina, ina. PREF ,ifJ T., npGor q lbs cam, and that sad
Erule Go. ut Chamberlain u. T. on April nth.
1885 viz. Charles W, Garlock II. ID No 1924 for
the 5. W: = Sec i5-lo5-67. He names the follow
upon. md cultivation of. said lind, viz, dimes
Shl,itz 2nrcph Leach john Mckee Samuel OBJ
berts of Brule Co. Dakota Geo. b. Eyeritt.
Rprieter
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

The Burlington Haaeheye says: GA
telescope to cost : 100000 is being
manufactured for the Lick Observa-
tory Il will take two years to finish
il. This telescope WILDE necessary
% discover the Republican majority
IN lows if the prohibition cranks are
allowed to run the party.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

The second Official act Of the new
President was signing the billplacing
Gen. Grant on the retired list.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13
Final Proof Notices


Land Office at Mitchell D.. I. Jan. 18th 1885.
Notice is hereby given that the following-named
settler has filed notice of his intention TO make
final proof in support of his claim and that said
proof will be made before Glk. Dist. Court Brule
county at Chamberlain D.: 4. on March 18th 1885,
viz: Michael Fobley Hid. No. 24a54 for the BE u
D-i05-6s. He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and culti-
walton OF said land, viz: Christian Chrishbaum,
Henry Clayton. William Hendricks. Joseph sma-
her, OF Kimball d. 7.
34S Geo. B. Eyeritt Register.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

The Tribune and the post-oaice at
sBisnhasck were burned out on March
9th.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

Robert. Bonner has paid $4,000
Tor thirty.fve horses.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

Land office at Mitchell D. I. March 5th 1885.
Notice il hereby given that the followipg-nomed
settler has filed notice of his intention to make
final proof in support of his claim and that said
proof will be made before Probate Judge Brnle
Go. at Chamberlain d. I. on April 18th 1885, viz:
Patrick Quirke DIS. No. 23l54 for the S-W v of
NV 4 3-1ol-6S. He names the Following wit
nesses to prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz: James Feagen
Jr., james Feagen ST., Patrick McPike, John
Day, of Kimball, .. I.
34S Geo. B. Everitt Register.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13
Land office Mt Mitchell D. r.. Fab 9th ~

Land office at Mitchell D. T. Feb 9th 1885.
Notice is hereby given that the following-naIned
settler has filed notice of his intention to make
final proof in support of his claim, and that said
county ut Chamberlain ID. I. on March 18th, 1885
viz; Daniel Clancy II. d. No. 24sss for the s. W.
A-S-l0l+89. He names the following witnesses
~tivation of. said land, viz, R, Lyle, AL. An
derson, George Pink, Theodore Hagar, of KIM
ball DIT. 3-46 Geo. B.EverittR Register.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

The Fargo Daily Dsneocrat is one
otf the lively papers Of North Dako
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

5000 people skate on rollers in
New Eiity every night.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13
Contest Notices.

U. s. Land Office Mitchell Dakota Feb. 9th 1885.
Complaint having been entered at this Office by
abandoning his homestead entry No. 1919 dated
July ~ 1881 upon the NV Il Sec. 25 Twp. 1G4 r.
6S in Brule county Dakota Territory with a view
are hereby ordered to appear at the Office of Geo.
B. Walker. N. p, at kiluball DIT. on the 4th day
Of April 1855 at 9 O'Clock n. III. to respond and
furnish all the testimony concerning said alleged
abandonment. Geo. i. Eyeritt Register.
Geo. 3. Walker of Kimball D.. I. is hereby ap-
pointed o commissioners take the testimony III
the above cuse. He will at once return all the
papers duly certified to this Office when and
where they viii be examined by this Office and
decision rendered thereon April Sth 1855.
Geo. b. Eyeritt Reg. SAG H.. Barber Jr. Rec.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13
THEKIMBALL GRAPHIC


Cleveland received over 1000 val
ntines. &
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13
Arthur retired from Office with the
6dniairstion Of all parties,

NIrs. 4. b. n. southwcrth has
written seyenty-one novels.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

!; Bescher is 10 become the editor Of
4 new penny paper.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

Formerly Clerk in U. s. Land Office at Mi.oholp
Attorney before U. S. Land Office
and Notary Public. Buy and sell
Real Estate. transact business before
Y. s. Land Office. Contests and srs-
pended entries a specially. Repre-
sents Fire, Tornado and Hail instr
ancc. Real Estate and Chattle loans
Collections made. Taxes paid for
non-residents.
KmBAII DAKOTA.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

D. Warmers have just been invoicing their
stock OF Dry Goods. Boots & Shoes, &C., and
marked them down to suit the times.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

Ladies' call and see those nobby French Kid
at Warmers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-03-13

An
, 1885-09-02

AUGUST has passed by, and early next
week it will be time for the small girl and
boy and their older comrades to gather up
their discarded books of last June, and
70 enter those classic spots where the
young idea" is taught ''to shoot. -
Back from the ranches, where the young
sters have rollicked among the haymak
ers, and from the lakes and streams in
which the big boys have shared the
sucker; back from the tennis court, the
picnic grounds and excursions to noun
tain valley, the youths and maidens come
trooping as September approaches; and,
brown with healthful sports. they return
to the city to run that race for distinction
to which, we are told, there is no royal
road.
Does the girl Just turning sweet sixteen
sigh that she must, in leaving the delightful
summer pleasures, also bid adieu to many
surreptitious ones that mamma does not
smile upon2 Or is il only that uresome
arithmetic that she sees advancing out of
Septcmbers misty mornings? Don't
ffown at you arithmetic. pretty maid.
That forbidding volume will smooth out
many an ugly crease in your brow as time
rolls along; and when beef and coal are to
be paid for one Of these days you will not
be sorry that you have the ability as well
as the inclination to account for two and
two making four. And that sturdy boy
OF 10, just old enough to believe that he is
sufficiently advanced in life to think for
himself, irrespective Of Dapa-see him as
he prepares to lay the base ball bat and
the big kite aside for a long rest in the
garrett 1t is hard to put away all the c
playthings for that brown backed book on
physiology; and when the winter fire is
lighted there will be more pictures of the
foot ball and flying kites among the Goals
for somebody's brown eyes to sec, than of
scientific facts, Of course. But in the not
distant future, when the boy has grown to
be a man, he will remember the reluctant
steps that led schoolwards, and he will be
glad that his father was older and wiser
than the little boy of years before.
1t is a trite but true saying that child
hood and school days are our happiest
times. 1t is the growing period, and as
such there must be much friction. 1t is
the time most nourishing for the bud, and
most responsible for the parent stem.
Don't irown at your books, little stu
dents, they are your best friends. Make
a goodly pile of them. and they will be-
come the beanstalk on which many a Jack
will climb to stay the giant Vice, and sub
due the monster Ignorance. Smile on
those dog cared volumes you threw away
last June, and as your lips open, the hard
words will find a way out Of the ivory
barred prison. Pick up your strap and
bind up the scattered leaves, and one OF
these days when the Great Teacher holds
out His hands, you will be able to place
before him tho record of a we'll learned
lesson of life.
, 1885-09-02

TREMENDOUS rain storms arc reported
from nearly all quarters by the signal ser.
vice bureau. In Indiana, Illinois and
Iowa they have had SUGGESTIONS OF
storms for two weeks past ltmay there
fore be taken for granted that Wyoming
is only getting its due share of the geu-
erl rainfall. The prevailing idea that
the climate is gradually changing in this
section, and that the rainfall is increasing
with every year, is eombated by some of
our old timers, who claim that We have no
more rain now than twenty years AGO.
Mr.. Luke Voorhees,, who was located on
the Platte, near Denver, in 1859, says
that during the month of August in that
year it rained every day, and the last two
days of the month il poured down steadi-
~. 1t was the most terrific rain storm he
ever experienced. making roads almost
impossible, and causing much discomfort
to the early settlers who had no cover ox-
ccpting the prairie schooners in which
they had crossed the plains.
, 1885-09-02

ll4ANN 'Fh NNAHf A1ift fppuutltftN ~
81 had a soft shell turtle once. . said the
major. that could beat any turtle on a
trade | ever saw. Where lived the pond
on my place was n very small one. snd In
summer time got pretty low. especially II
the season was a dry ono. The summer
was very dry in 1sl. and Judas. which
was the name OF my turtle. and he was Il
little fellow wouldn't weigh over eight
pounds-hnd n bad time Of L. The iicas
stung him so badly that he was In a
fever most all the time One day
was waking down by tho pond
when noticed him and a big turtle
talking very earnestly together. |
stepped behind a tree so that they couldn I
See me. and watched the fun. Judas was
trying to get the land turtle to trade shells
with him They argued a long time. and
! was afraid Judas wasn't going TO make
IL Presently "a bright idea seemed to
strike him. lie whispered 10 old hard
shell, the latter nodded yes. and then
Judas went into the pond When he
he came out he had a young gosling that
had got killed somehow. and he had stored
II away for his " eating. lie laid II
down. and | knew The trade was made Ii
wa The funniest sight | ever saw
when ihey began to shuck. Ii was Just
like two old fellows trying 10 swap over.
coats. only a tighter 1T When they
changed suits and got on their now
clothes. | couldn : hold out any longer.
/ burst u laughing. and then they saw
me 1t made Judas so mad he put for
the woods, aud have never seen him
since.
The biggest turklo / ever seed. " said
the old cracker. was down at Smyrny,
In so. Me and my pardner colched hit
Hit weighed ) q pounds and 4 int
We had 10 lei hit go. though. kase thar
want any house within ten miles
How could you be so exact about the
weight then +" inquired the professor.
"hasc we had iist cotched one Of them
big red fish and we used hits scales. " wa'
the sarcastic response.
, 1885-09-02
The Tendency to Story Telling
Boston Her Id

Modern literature tends most of all to
story telling, which IS the more homely
name for the writing Of novels. As 1t IS
the most popular literature OF the day. II
gives 10 an author the widest reading aud
the most promiscuous fame. There are
the easiest opportunities in 1t for pecu-
MARY prizes Men and women write both
for fame and for money. Few OF them
expect to attain the highest fame. and the
instances in which there Is aspiration for
1t are perhaps still fewer. Nearly all arc
seeking money in authorship If 1t Is not
greatly needed. or II tho money getting
spirit is not prominent still money returns
are a certificate Of success.
Money is more likely TO come from
novels than from any other kind of CON.
position Poetry proverbially does not
pay. Nerse writing is even easier than
storytelling, because to string rhymes
often requires next TO ne effort. But
where one writer succeeds la poetry In
obtaining even an identity with readers
in a limited circle. twenty obtain some
kind Of reputation as novelists A his
torian goes to his work after long prep
a%ration, In which is involved abundant
labor. An essayist. n scientist or a phi
loso her seldom engages in authorship
except from innate interest in specialtics
Of thought or investigation. aud is more
often impelled by devotion TO a theme
than by the desire for applause or gain.
, 1885-09-02


There are many economists in England
who maintain that the haphazard and i'm
provldent methods Of fishing are exhaust
iug the fish supply of that country a.
surely AS he mining is ~exhausting the
supply OF coal. The supply OF many
KINDS of fish is rapidly diminishing. and
the only way to check the waste Is by sys
lcmatic study Of the conditions which
regulate the supply. 1t is undoubtedly
true that "the world could not be
fei If men sought their food
on land with as little forethought
and system rs fishermen cast their nets
into the sea. To what extent these facts,
which are causing considerable discussion
In England. apply TO the Lnited States we
are not prepared TO say. The excellent
work Of many years of our fish commiD
sion exorerates our government from the
accusation Of total neglect Of this I'M.
portant industry. Several states have
ilsh commissions, and, together with
the national government, have &C.
complishcd much useful work in the
artificial breeding OF cod sh. shad, oysters.
etc Indeed. the production Of fish all
over the United States has undoubtedly
been largely increased by scientific re.
search 1t is not improbable that the an.
nual fish product at present in the / nited
S'ates Is equivalent to from 4, 500. 900 10
1000, 900 sheep. With the increasing de
mand for food. and with abundant evi.
dence from other countries of the result
of neglect. we should rather increase
than relax our Efforts TO understand more
about the food. habits, spawning and
propagation Of our fish. both IN rivers.
lakes and sea. that the harvest may not
grow less as the demand becomes more
urgent.
, 1885-09-02

Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
of want of weight in the back, loins and
lower part Of the abdomen, causing the
patient to suppose he has some affection
Of the kidneys or n~eighboring organs. AT
times, symptoms ofindigestion are present
latulency, uneasiness Of the stomach, etc,
A moisture like p%erspira.ion, producing a
very d~isagrceable itching, after getting
warm, is a common attendant Blind,
bleeding and itching piles yield at once to
the application Of DR.. Bosanko's Pile
Remedy, which acts directly on the parts
effected, absorbing the tumors, allayinl
the intense itching, and effecting a per
manent cure. Price so cents. Addres.
The DIR. Bosanko Medicine Co., Piqua.
.. Sold BY w. N. Hunt
, 1885-09-02


Although 20. goo houseless and starving
dogs are annually taken 10 the London
house for lost dogs there has never been a
genuine case of rabies there since its
foundation. twelve wears ago IN a pam
phict published by the managers Of the
home occurs the following paragraph
No one need fear a dog that banks
sayagcly, bites at everything within his
rea Ii. and froths at the mouth. lie is
not mud
There IS "A foolish superstition about
the bite Of a mad dog. - said Mr. Bowers.
superintendent of the city pound. per.
sons who have been bitten by
dogs that afierward take fits
or go mad believe That the appearance of
tie disease In the animal means danger to
them NC have dogs brought here every
day TO be killed that have bitten people,
and the invariable reason or wanting
them put out Of the way is that the per.
son bitten may bc rendered secure from
%hydrophoDia / have been bitten often
by so called mad dogs. If the wound is
u slight one / let nature take its course
II The bite is serious | tautcrize the edges
OF the wound with caustic and forget al
about the matter as the wound begins to
heal -
, 1885-09-02
The Tramp. Mistake

in these days when sanitary science is
scattered broadcast over the land, 1t is
no, strange that the wayfaring man
should be thoroughly posted An un.
usually ragged aud suave tramp up
piled at the back door OF q Hartford
mansion for a glass of wnter. The lady
Of the house passed him a glass with her
own hand, when he interposed. ~Lxcuse
me madam, but has this water been
boiled previous 10 its being cooled with
lceiH "Boiledg No. It's good enough
for you, though 4" Il beg to diier.
madam Medical authorities inform US
that water must be boiled in order to kill
the germs Of disease that lurk therein
Beg pardon. ma am; but would you lend
Inc the last number of Sanitary Science.
| will remain here until the water is
boiled NY spirit boils now. you
impudent-" The tramp Jaw his mis-.
take aud picked up the thread OF his
Journey
, 1885-09-02
( hanre. N tho Brtia.


In n paper read before the Academy
of Medicine, Paris, N. Luys states that
the brain is subject to certain changes
in position, dependent upon the atti-
tude OF the body. Thus, if Il man is in
the dorsal %decubitus, or lies upon his
side, or stands upon his head, the brain
undergoes certain corresponding
changes in position in obedience to the
laws of gravity; the movements take
place slowly and tho brain is five or six
minutes in returning to its first posi-
ton.
From these anatomical data NJ. Luys
deduoes some interesting and practical
conclusions and explains by them the
symptoms Of vertigo and falntness, for
example, which feeble persons expert
ence when suddenly rising from n hori-
zontal position. He suggests whether
the pains OF meningitis may not be
due to an interference it'll thesonormal
movements, and urges tho value of Civ
ing the brain the change produced by a
horizontal position at night.
, 1885-09-02

Chamberlain Colo, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy cured me of chronic
diarrhoca after years of standing when il
seemed l could not live any longer, | was
growing so weak. | had tried several
doctors in this state and several in Iowa,
but they could do nothing for me. | was
finally induced to try a bottle of youi
medicine. After using three bottles Of il
| was e~ntirsly cured. | cannot say enough
in its praise. | wish every family knew
It's worth as | do, and | am sure the,
would never do without t.
MRs. f. GLEASON, Salem, Dent Co.
Mo. Sold by w. N. Hunt
, 1885-09-02

A very diminutive frearm made by
Mr.. ictor Rovy is undoubtedly the
smallest in the world. The total length
from handle to muzzle is one
and one-half inches, and the
weight is something under half
an ounce. The cartridges are only
about a quarter Of an inch in length,
and the weight Of shell, charge and bull
let is only a trife over a grain. The
charge consists entirely of illuminate. as
the dimensions are too small to permit
the use Of powder. II is in all respects
a perfect little instrument, and quite as
complete as q larger revolver.
, 1885-09-02

TnE New York Star has been purchas.
ed by cx-lieut- Governor Dorsheimcr,
Mr., john Kelley had a mortgage on the
concern for S90.oOo. There we're other
claims against the paper. and Mr.. Kelly
surrendered his rights. and accented a
dividend Of u cents on the dollar, the
same as other creditors were paid. The
price paid for the entire plant was S75,-
0OO. IL was started, Sept /, with Mr..
Dorsheimer as editor-in-chiet 1t will
support President Cleveland admins.
tration.
, 1885-09-02

THE American Society for Holding
Back Science aud Discussing What
Makes BOOSTERS Crow at Midnight, has
met at Ann Arbor and adjourned It's
papers are awfully ponderous and scienti-
6cally pretentious, but most of them prac-
tically amount to nothing.
, 1885-09-02

According to official statistics. France
now has $50. 600 Protestant inhabitants,
in X o parishes. OF these. 80. 900 belong
TO the Reformed and Calvinistic branch,
1900 to the Lutheran. and 5000 or
5000 to the / rec church. The Me,hodists
have about thirty regular and "A hundred
lay breaches engaged In the French work.
while the Baptists AMI Darbyisis ARE also
renrcsentca
, 1885-09-02

Manufactured only by the California
Fig Syrup Co. San Francisco Cal. is
Natures Own Ture IAxative, This plea
sent liquid fruit remedy may be had OF
Hunt & Whipple druggists. Sample bot.
ties free and large bottles at fifty cents OF
ono dollar. Ii is the most pleasant,
prompt and effective remedy known, e
cleanse the system. 10 act on the Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels gently yefthoroughly
to dispel Headaches. Colds and Feyers; L
cure CONSTIPATION, Indigestion and kind
red ills. For sale by W. N. Hunt.
, 1885-09-02

10 all who are suffering from emns
and indiscretions Of youth, nervous weak
ness, early decay, loss Of manhood, &c,
will send a receipt that will cure you,
FREE OF CHARGE This great
remedy was discovered by a missionary in
South America. Send sell addressed
envelope to Rev. Joseph I. lnman,
Station ID. New York.
, 1885-09-02

In delicate health and all who suffer from
habitual constipation, will find the pleas
ant fruit remedy, Syrup of figs, more
easily taken. aud more beneficial in effect
than any other remedy. 1t acts promptly
yet gently on the bowels, kidneys, liver
and stomach, and does not sicken or de.
bilitatc. For sale by w. n. Hunt
, 1885-09-02

A POSITIVE CURE FOR EVERY FORM OF
BLOOD AND SKIN DlSEAsE FROM
PlMPlES TO SCR0FULA.

DIsFIGURING HUMoRs. humnlating erup-
Dtions, Itching and burning skin %tortures, loath-
some sores. and every species of itching. scaly
diseases Of the blood. skin and scalp, with loss
OF hair. from infancy to old nge. are positively
cured by Cntlcura Resolvent, the new blood pu-
cure, and Cuticura soap. an exquisite skin beau .
fiipr pxteruallN