New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-28

in this country. lack Of dollars hinders: ,uanx -
ordinary American from doing almost;eveythiny.
Tho Lamar family is in danger of passing out OF ru,
visw. The Secretary Is seciuding himself the ln,s
Departments new bath tub. and his brother-naw -
&C TO seed in the Department of Agriculture yhers -
has Just been appointed Superintendent OF distribut
There Is good deal OF the dog In the -nanyer in ne
who object to excursionsts. They need to be reuin
that the seashOre, and the hillside and the su3sa,ns -
t the f fs desire ait TO monopoe the eneyment
form OF the sclnshness -[Proyldence Journal
FLORENCE MARRYAT's ADVICE
Miss Marryat says I'VE must sit on the men,
In a lecture addressed to her sex;
We must sit OH them once and then sit again;
IT'S the way to solve problems that vex.
GAS you've done in the past continue to do;
The will be wiser for III
Wherever you find male biped or two,
Sit down ON them, sisters, o. SIT E"
We interpret this vigorous Injunction to mean
II to illustrate we allowed
That women must sit nor behind nor between,
But always on men In crowd
This will simplify matters upon the streetca cars
II the women, whenever they sit,
VIII look DER the lot when the seats are scarce
And pick out u man that Will MT.
In case explanation is needed Of that,
We would add, this Is Just wpat we mean:
That fat women sit on the men that are fat,
columbus Dispatch
IfMr. Morrison objects to the prenomen Horizontal
will he kindly select anotheri Shall 1t be "Perpendcu
lar"i or "Dlagonal"f or "Zig zag"i All Euclid lies
before him fer choice. How would that expressive
NewJersey classicsm, "Slantngdcular" dot
The New- York. Times says that " clergymen do not
make the best college presidents" IL might Interest
me Times to the lists OF famous college pre
been clergymen Yale, Amherst Dartmouth, Williams
Brown Princeton Michigan University aud Oberin ara
getting along very well Win clergy men as presldents-
tSpringheld Union
The Sun wonders why Samuel j. Randall wears
thick soled boots this sumner than he wore last
winter, without stopping to consider that Demo
kckers the increase. 1t is evident that
Mr. Randall oits the great army Of kckers ne purposes
q be well prepared for active operations.
eyes. stranger" said a passenger from Texas I'm
goin' down East on an important errana; Don't mind
.ng y how t"s and Jolly feel Ye S"s
don't feel little anxiety, little trep1ator about
taking such an ya e s,sp ee l' married
No; but I've been in one light with lnuns two scrim
images with cowboys an went through -four cyclones
I'm no chicken"
earth is not bored full Of holes it will burst He has
probably been retained by telephone company which
wants TO put up some more posts. burlington Free
Press.
The sran OF gray horses that made such rapid tins
with a Broadway car on Tuesday night was probably
recently engaged on the buses ami took this way Of
entering protest against Jacob sharp's innovation.
seventy.nye architects have voted in The Amsriccn
Architect on the question which are the ten best build
ngs in America Those receiving the arsest number Of
votes are as follows: Trinity Church. Boston. 63 votes;
the United states Capitol IL; house OF w Vanderbilt
NewYork 81; Trinity Church New York. 81 Jefferson
Market Court House. " " % Connecticut state Capitol,
Hartford %; City Hall, Albany, n. Y. 49, sever Hail.
Cambridge Mass, II; NewYork State Capitol, Albany
lG: and the Town Hall North Eaton, Mass, l5
81 wish to obtain the latest popular song" saba
Boston maiden. entering "a music store q.
are ~ a.
the clerk do yen line of the song you want Or
can you give me any idea OF It's Haturer a. ,...
has reference 10 the nrSute appendages on tue race
The clerk handed her whlskers on the Noon" Lie
was a Bostonian too Boston Courier.
A CUT PAPER.
I saw her rosy cheek turn pale,
Her eyes in an suish roll;
While from her lips a mufled wall
bespoke her sOrroTs whole
The painful pucker on her brow
DID prompt my tongue 10 ask:
"May rot little darling, now
Divide thy mOurniul task u
| Her eve. abrinl with glmmcring tears
Up to my features turn.
Through all the vista OF life's years
That mute appeal VIII Darn'
Size sichcd, then laid the paper down.
And shook her head la doubt.
No wonder Flow doth holly frown-
items boon cut out"
Chicago is extremely proud OF the fact that purehAsea
for Messoniers yidete at the fancy price Of $4,000
has been found in that enterrrising town.
It's said that the just finding out thai
Mr.. Cleveland Is Democrat. We have had strong
scrub woman on ground Of economy and parcbaseda
81 900 pair OF carriage horses. lNorrstown Herald