Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-09
BRIGHT BITS.

THE rain falls not alike on the just and I'M
just. for the simple reason that the unjust
usually has the umbrella belonging to the
just PRck,
LORD WOLSELEY has invested the Mudir of
Dongola with the Order OF st. Michael and
st. George. By the way. General. "does your
MudIr know your NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Herald.
TIE BtitinoreaA says "a clerk is like gun
because he can be discharged" lie may also
get loaded without the knowledge Of the pro
pret0r and go Of NpecJedlY.-Neto orleans
H5c1gHne.
AT the stating rink: Newcomer
they Sc m TO be having good time; but don't
they hurt themselves by falling so frequentlys
The Il or is very hard" HabitUc-"Gcs, but
the skaters arc yery soft"
WHAT do yoa think Of thet young MANI"
asked one young lady OF another at sociab'e.
II don't think anything OF him; but am
convinced by his conversation that he Is as
shallow as straw berry hoX."-fet9 York
J0Erag5,
4 POPULAR American actress in the last act
OF one Of her plays wears par OF shippers
made of hair cut from her own head. his Is
a c0nccit that will enable an actress 10 make
both ends meet if it does nothing elsc.-Nor-
riSt0iCR Herdd,
"WHY," writes a high-school boy, "do we
always call Freedom she? How do we know
she is woman Because, my son, she
shrieked when kOscluSkO fell. Had she been
a man she would have laughed ana taken a
drnk.-BUrdette,
GIVE hereby put up $4,000 against like
amount to be put up by Capt. Bogardu5 or
DR.. Carver, one or severaly, that neither or
both of them can put $4,000 bullets INTO
O'DonOvan Ros5a in 60.0)0 days, the first LOCO
to be pu5 in in 1000 hours. '-Aerchdnt IrGre!-
Ter.
SREDY lNDIvlDUAL TO fashionable lady and
gentleman on ,hc street, am the son of an
English nohleman, and have the papers in my
pocket to prove It. But nave been ucIortu-
nate. and am starving"
Fashionable Lady Ito her hus1and) Ask
the gentleman To dine with us this evening at
S."-Nel0 York San.
''YOU have to work pretty hard, don't
yOu?' said good natured old gentleman to
"Woli, should smile, but have no cause
to complain
''Wny nOt?r
because my boss is so liberal that he gives
me nearly Is hours to 10 my days work in,
while you poor bankers have to crowd your
work into about four hours. "-Ne10 York
JOugAs!
Now what did it cost to paint Washington
red?
Its a question not easy to answer"
a painter unto proud patriot said,
"But I'll tell you the best that can, sir.
"It's matter of taste, this queer question of
drink.
Whether man he a peer or pOstillIOn;
Must have used mp Il quart Of vermiIion."
-NeW York journal.
''ENGLIsH as she is spoke" by foreigners is
always amusing, and also as ''she is wrote"
Here il japanese ;peclmen: Notice. shoe
manufacturer. Design a any choice. The
undersigned being engaged long and sue
ceeded with heir capacity at shoe factory of
Isekats, in Toxic, 1t is now established in my
liability at aforementioned lot all furnish
ment will be attended IN moderate term with
good quality. An order is acceptable, IN re-
ceiYe post. being called upon the measure,
and it will be forwarded in furnish. U.
Inoya. "-EecHange.
"HAs Cleveland announced his Cabinet
yct:'
YES"
"Who are they? A lot of old, played out
mOssbacks, suppose. Why couldn't he Just
as we'll put some fresh yOung blood into his
Cabinctg'
-Four of the seven arc comparatively young
men and their names are almost new to the
country"
eyes, sir. just as l expected. l thought
he'd get lot Of untried boys around him.
Why Il dnt he appoint staunch, old men of
eXperienceF'-ChicdgO Nel0S.