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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-29
relcsiinl Advertising.

Tie hcuthcn Chincc sometimes advcr-
tiycs in way as peculiar as everything
else hc docs. Here is a translation OF .
Chinese ink makers bll:-''At the top
Tae shny prosperous in the extreme
very gond ink fine! fine. ancient shop
great grandfather, grandfather father
and scIl made thi, ink. fine and hard,
very hard picked with care. selected
with attention Til, ink is heavy; SO is
gold The eye Of the dragon glittcrs
and dazzle, SD does this ink No one
intakes Like it. Others who make ink
make it for the purpose Of accumulating
base coin and cheat. while make it only
iorauamc. Flcutyof a kwantsacs (gcn-
tlcmcn know my iuk-my family never
cheated they have always borne good
name. lmake ink for the Son Of Heaven
aud aIl the maudarin- in the empire. As
the roar Of The tiger extends to every
place. 10 doe- the fame Of the dragons
Jewell
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-29

The purest sweetest md best Cod Liver
Oh in the world, manufactured from frc,h
healthy livers, upon the seashore. 1t is ab-
soluteiy pure and sweet Patients who have
once taken it prefer It to all others. Physi-
cians have decided it superior TO any of tho
other oils IN market Made by Caswell, Haz-
ara 4 Co., New York
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-29

Children, slow i'll dcyelopment,p uny, scrawny
and delicate, use "WolPs Health Remover. J"
If afflicted with sore eyes use DIR. Isaac
Thompson S EyeNater Druggists sell It, 23c
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A highly pcrfumod Soap will not heal or
cure skin diseases, neither will it beautify and
soften face and hands; try "BeesOn Aromat-
c Alum Sulphur Soap" Is cents by Drug
rist. OF by mail. VIM Dreydoppel, Phila., Pa.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-29

Singing, irritation, inflammation, all Kid
and Urinlry Complaints, cured by 'Buchu-
"Jl,,I,,
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A FEW HINTS
FOR The USE OF

For Constipation, or CostIveness, no
remedy is SO elective as AYERS Pills
They insure regular daily action. and re-.
store the bowels to healthy condition.
For Indigestion, or Dyspepsia. Ayre,.
PILLS are invaluable, aud a sure cure.
Heartburn, Loss of Appetite, FouI
Stomach, Tlatulency, Dizziness. r.o,
ache, Numbncss, Nausea, arc all rtlisyo,
and cured by AYERS PILLS.
In Liver Complaint, Bilious Dlsoraor.
and Jaundicc, AYERS PlLLs should ba
given in doses largo enough to excite ,bo
liver and bowels, and remove eonstjpation
As cleansing medicine in the Spring na.s
Pills are unequallcd.
Worms, caused BY morbid condition -,
the bowels, are expelled by these PIrrs
Eruptions, Skin Diseases, and Pno.
the result q Indigestion or Consultation a.
cured by the use Of AYrR's PuLs.
For Colds, take AYERS Pms +o.
the pores, remove infammatory .ecra,idrs
and alay the fever.
For Diarrh@a ana Dyscnterv. CANE, !,
fniien colds, indieestible food. et, w.
Pills are the true remedy. - .
Rheumatism Gout, Neuralgia. a.,
sclatica, often result from digestive 5a..s ''''u
ment' or colds, and disappear on remor' se,
a..
the cause by the use Of AYERS PMS
Tumors, Dropsy, Kidney Com,,a,..
ana other disorders caused by debility .,
obstruction are cured by AYERS pills =
Suppression and Painful Menstrn.
tion, have safe and ready rem, uS-
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"wntcr-I:ug~. coaches"

CuArrED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using juniper Tar Soap, made
by Caswell, Hazard Il Co.. New York.
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whoa Jon visit M eav, Nv YUtk CITY. save baggage
e4pressaee aud outrage hre and siup e. the utAnA
Ifn0n Hotel upfr-ite firtal Central Degot
Gn elegant 7ln.s attei = ~ cost ot one ns4n1n
dollars II ani urN7ri ror d7s European PlAp Ele
vator Restaurant suppitrd sith tho hest uyrt'
stages anil rltvafDi "a ltus3 20 aW dop'ts sA1t'N
an iiea h.tter f,r la4. money W the Grand Union
Hotel than At am other first e1ss hotel m the citv
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-29

Rough on Rats, clears them out, also Bee
Ties Ants, Insects, Rats q Mice, l5&25c, boxes
Hi.h Iivina has inst killed circus girafe
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-29

Principal once, sai Main St, LOuISVLLE,KE
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23
Extension Of the Russian Empire


The star of Russian empire is taking
its way east in a ann very unpleas-
ant to Englishmen. According to a
paper lately read before the Royal
Asiatic Society the Russians are display
ing remarkable activity on the Caspian
and Black Seas, and have SO managed
matters that q corps d'armee might
be well on the road to India before
the movement attracted much at
t%ention, England having no consular
agent in either place. Baku is a rising
Caspian port, which is attaining no.
toriety for its remarkable petroleum
wells. This has led to the collection Of
o large feet to convey the kerosene to
various parts, and, to the establishment
of the Russian Government, they have
thus an unlimited number of steamer:
which could in twenty-four hours tran
sport the corps d'armee to Michaelovsk,
on the eastern shore Of the Caspian.
From this port there is already q rail-
road to Kizildayat, o distance OF LAT
miles; and from the latter place to
Askabad, 1876 miles, there is aroad, and
q railway is proposed. Thence to
Saraskh is 1876 miles, and from the Inst
named place to Herat is 202 miles, and
a Russian surveyor has already surveyed
the entire distance and proved that a
line can be easily made.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23
capsrs Of . Cyclone.

Mr. Robert Wilson, whose mothers
house was demolished, was blown out
into the yard, but not seriously hurt.
He had retired before the storm came
on md laid his clothing on a chair. In.
his vest pocket wasa watch. The next
morning he found his watch hanging on
q small limb of a tree that had blown
down in the yard, the chain wrapped
several times around the limb. Itewss
ticking away as if nothing had hap
pened. Mr.. Stewart, who was killed at
Daniel Watson's, was very fond Of hunt
ing, and always kept his gun near the
head Of his bed. When Mr.. Stewart
was found after the storm his gun was
lying near him, but it had been dis-
charged, the entire load passing through
Mr.. Stewards body. In one place. we
noticed a large fat pine log, which would
weigh at least 5000 pounds, which was
taken up from the ground where it was
lying and carried . distance Of twenty
to twenty-five PAGES and piled across
some other loga-North Carolina
Rocket.
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Personal Gossip.

Grant smokes q medium strength CT
gar, which he imports from Cuba. He
talks while smoking never lets a cigar
go out, and smokes the stub on a wood
en- toothpick. Sherman smokes nerv-
ously, and is always relighting his cigar.
Sheridan enjoys a quiet smoke, but
can't do anything else while he is smok-
ing. Butler rarely lights a cigar. but
carries the wrong end in his mouth.
Logan smokes only at long intervals,
but when he smokes at all, tits inces-
sanity.
1t is well to be posted in the French
names of some Of the brand new shades
which fashion hos introduced; "Gris"
is a steeley drab shade. "Shauvette,"
q shade of drab beige. "Armande," o
delicate salmon yellow. "Isard," an
ashes Of rose or pinkish, beige shade.
"Champignon" is q yellowish soft drab,
or, as its name suggests, q mushroom
shade.
Judge Dickey, of the Illinois Supreme
Court, shed tears when on the Shiloh
battlefield q few days ago. He told the
three hundred Union veterans around
him how the h usband of his daughter
General Wallace, was killed near the
spot then under foot. During the bat
tie Mrs. Wallace, approaching to join
her husband, met a messenger. who
told her of the Generals fall.
At a station in Montana the other
day a Boston girl stuck her head out of
y Northern Pacific car and exclaimed:
"'The bewildering a which
cwowns this twanscendental scenewy
with such indescwibable %facination and
tinges it's evewy featuh with such over
powing interest quite bweaks me up!"
And q number of members of the local
vigilance committee standing on the
platform look grimly into each others
faces and muttered, "Oh, if it was only
q man,"
The Montreal {Can.) Witness says
Among other worthy deeds, the late
Joseph Mackay left SIC, 1000 for Pro-
fessorship in Montreal Presbyterian
College. His surviving bryther, Ed
ward, supplemented this by q gift OF
$40, 900 and called the professorship af-
ter his brother. At his death the late
Edward Mackay left $4,000 to found a
chair in the college. Now his three
nephews have added $40 900, and call
the professorship after their uncle.
"The Indian girl Of Eureka. Nev.,'
says the San Francisco Chronicle. "whs
had been given all the benefits of civil.
i%zation, including dresses of the --latest
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23

sty1e. and who recently cast them aside
ond vent to live in o wfckiup with o
P;,ta huck. has repented Of her passion
Cor savage life. Recently, after drink.
mo had whiskey all night, he arose in
the morning and began to beat and kicf
her She escaped to town and has once
more donned the garb Of civilization
Perhaps it would be a good thing k
send her east as a lecturer on the beau
ties of savage life.
The present wife OF the emperor Of
Germany was not his first choice. The
lady whom he wanted to marry was the
princess Elizabeth Radziwill. Thel lat
ter returned his love to the highest de-
gree. but she was much too noble
minded to accept the sacrifice Of his
hand. and, in q last interview with the
prince, she besought him to release her.
She went into o nunnery, and Wilhelm
welded Augusta, but their married life
WINS not for many years o very happy
one. It is only since the different at
tempts on the %emperor's life that their
relations have become warmer, and on
those occasions the empress always
spent many hours daily near the bed
side of her husband.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23
The German Army.

The greatest numerical strength Of the
German army in the late wal with
France never exceeded 1,40O,CO0 men;
but 9 writer in = recent number or the
Fortnightly Review declares that in o
future war half million more soldiers
could be sent into the field. He esti-
mates that Germany can almost imme'
lately mobilize an army Of SO, 900 off.
GERS. 1,450,U00 men, $1,000 physicians
and officials, aad 10000 horses; for
which number all clothes, ornaments,
outfits, carts. ETC., are provided in peace
time, and held in readiness in the differ
ent garrisons. To the modified army
would have to be added the surplus OF
drilled reserve and militiamen number.
ing $50, 600 men: the depot reserves OF
the first class, numbering $4,000 men:
one contingent of recruits, one-year Vol
unteers. Volunteers under twenty years.
and ten contingents of Landstrum;
which makes up a grand total Of $780,
600 trained men, commanded by officers
who have fought some of the greatest
battles of the century, and have never
turned their backs upon the enemy.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23
PHYSICAL DEvELOPMENT
How to Get 1t, and How to Keep In Good
Condition.

Detroit News.
"What do you do to keep in such good
condition? Isuppose you keep up you,
pymnastic work all the time"
This remark was made by . Detroit
lawyer between thirty and thirty-fve
years of age to a nan o year or two his
junior. The former looked pale and
delicate, and he stopped a little. The
latter had o rosy complexion, was as
erect and 1.-THE as an Indian, and looked
the picture of robust health. The law
yer had just been "sizing up" his &C.
~ouaintance and admiring the irmnesa
! Of his muscles. They were co-worl1ers
in Aliens gymnasium q number OF years
ago.
o"No;I haven't seen the inside Of a
gymnasium for five or six years. Butt
commenced SO young and laid such d
good foundation in those years that I
have kept my strength, health and &c,
tivity with remarkably little systematic
exercise ever since"
ST wonder if that's the reason my
physical development hasn't lasted me
better? You see I didn't commence
until T was "a or 25, and though I
worked up and maintained a good de-
velopment during my two or three
years in the gymnasium, it left me
when I quit, and my muscles are as
fabby now, and my chest as fiat, as
before I commenced going to Aliens"
81 guess you've struck it. The time
for a man to lay q good foundation of
physical strength and endurance by
means of systematic and intelligent e.
ercise is between the ages of Is and "a
years. This is the time to expand the
chest, before the bones become set too
hard, toget the heart and lungs used to
accelerated action, and to put all the
vital organs into such fine condition
that they will do work continuously for
years without repair. Let a person get
o muscular development in the arms,
the shoulders or the legs in those days,
and he will retain it for years with but
o trihing use of those members. I know
q man in this city who has
the finest pair of thighs I ever saw. on a
man Of his size. In fact, his thighs are
So large DIS 10 Ue Out Oh pTUpOIGiou W
the remainder of his body, and they
are as hard as blocks of wood. He was
drafted into the German cavalry SER
vice when Is years old, and should have
served seven years. He was a Pole,
and didn't like the Germans, and at 1.-THE
first opportunity, after serving five
years, he deserted and came to this
country. He attributes the unusual
development of his thighs to those five
years o. horseback"
"But haven't you taken any exercise
since you left the gymnasium? ?"
"None regularly. I've been out in
the air rs much as I could, though my
business has been mostly indoors. I
walk considerably, both regularly and
frequently, and often when I get In
dressed for bed l go through our old
~calisthenics in my bedroom, with the
window down. sThen I rub myself and
polish the skin until it is all aglow.
Then to bed and to sleep; no night
mare after that, you bet"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23

W. W. Astor. the American Minister
at Rome ,iivesA very secluded life, only
giving an occasional dinner party to the
Legation. The Rospigliosi Palace, where
he resides, il as closely shut up as though
there were no American Minister there
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23

Mrs. E. ". Avery, Of Laconia, N. H.,
has in her possession a half dozen chairs
that were brought to this country by
John Hancock, who signed the Declare
ton of Independence. They were pur.
chased by Mrs. Avery's fathe. in Boston
where they were formerly used by Han.
cock in his house on Beacon street.
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Advice to Bachelors.

~
Once upon a time 1 read somewhere
in o queer little book entitled Receipts
for Bachelorhood, among many other
wise counselings in avoiding the snags
and pitfalls of social intercourse with
the fair sex, avoid the Impulse of the
Moment"-in fact, setting forth if the
well disposed bachelor bewares of the
1. of the M. he may escape one of the
principal dangers his condition in life
exposes him to. There is a great deal
of truth-there is no end of
truth-in the axiom, and it APP
plies to many other things besides bach
elorhood. Another wise apothegm
might have been introduced by the
author if he had only thought of it, and
that is: "If,yon will only look ten or tif-
teen years ahead instead of allowing
your thoughts to run on the honeymoon
your good sense may assert itself and
you might be spared. You should by
all means endeavor to ascertain what
your adored one is when you are not
there; what she is to her own people
when not en- grande tenue, fignratively
speaking, when she has her back hail
and her boots off. If you would take
the trouble, what aus for tribulation
you might save yourself and perhaps her
Does your angel bully her mother, OF
her little brothers and sisters, or worry
the dog? I have seen the most de.
lightful little foot, with the most ara
besque of insteps and the most roun ded
ankle, viciously kick a little dog hall
way across the room. and she who
would do that to her dog would like tc
do it to yon some day, you may depend
upon it. If you must choose a future
"helpmate, " by all that is great and
holy find out before hand how your III
amorata has been brought up, and
whether the temper, if she naturally has
one, has been pounded into allegiance b,
a judicious papa and mamma. Believe
me tho badly brought-up girl, like hot
house asparagus in the frigid month o.
january, however fresh and nice hel
appearance may be, will inevitably re
turn rather more than q soupcon of thu
mould she was mixed in.
EH.a. |-H..
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-23

The population Of the principal cities
of Mexico, as nearly as can be ascer-
tanned, is as follows; Mexico, 500, 900:
Leon, 10000: Puebla, 300, 900; Quad.
~alajars, 10000; Guanajunto, 55, 900
San Luis, Petosi and Merida, $4,000
each.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1885-06-25
FREKBuRG 1TEMs,

llkMS,
Mrs. John Weist and her son How
ard, T.. Bnssler and J. G.. w. Rassler
went to Collegeville to witness the
graduation of Miss Mary West at
Unsina College.
Rev. Wampole went TO Philadelphia
to attend the meeting Of the board of
trustees of the Lutheran Theological
Seminary. He is n member of the
board.
Prof. Charles ID. Meyer has return
ed to the parental roof to spend a
part OF his vacation here. He will re-
turn to Waterloo, Iowa, early in Sep
tember and assume the principalship
Of the schools at that place at II sala-
ry Of $l400,
NJ. l.. Snyder OF Kansas, accompa-
MED by his friend visited our place on
Monday.
ii. ii. Grimm, Esq. and Prof. w.
Il. Meyer went to Philadelphia last
Tuesday to remain during the week.
Supt Dill is slowly recovering. He
sits in his arm chair part of cach day
Prof. w. ii, Meyer aud Miss Lizzie
II. Dill, closed their school in the
Freeburg Academy with an attend
once OF 90 students the last day.
REroRTKR.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1885-06-25
Jury List, Sept Term, 1885.

List Of Grand Jurors
day, rs.
Adsms-lsaac sh,wver Charles =. Eta.
Bea,.r-aeorSo Biiesr. J,oob !. Aislor, J. q.
Snyder.
Bs.yer wcst-,Io,cph Kline, W, II. Kline.
Henry II. Lsub.
Frankliu- y, y Hsslngcr
Midileburgh- -Boni Raehman,
Monroc-R. G, Fiss Thomas Hes
Perry-JacOb rtut', Philip schuee, Jt, Hcnr y
Menvo, Georg. knhrsr.
Perry west-Adtm Fer=ter.
selinsgrc,o John Aumiiler, q. W. Marsh,
fransi,n Hanpt; A. Lcay.nyoOd.
wsshinston u. NJ. SpinSler.
i'-t ofrrt iurau
irawr. for sept. 7. 1855, commencing Mon
Atams-Iohn A. Fettcroif. irwin rcterolf.
Bea-er--Frcd BlnRaman, !. =, wetzei, John
Duck, ", q. Smith.
Beaver west-M Michel Auuillcr, George
Lambert, A A. Rouis.
Centro--A, l.. SpsngIor, Reuben Fessier.
ChapInan-'wm Trouimin, s,nnei Herrold.
uklin--Androw Kratgsr. Mtoh,rI Frantr
Joseph waiter, Peter Rauch, John Nor.
Iacksou-1. N. Daubsrm o.
Miidlehurgh-- Iohu y. y NTH.
Misdlecree<-IOhn Ddnor, AID. Hassinyer
Harrison II. siokel Perry Aurand.
Monroe-Elias daugler, Amos Baily, Henry
r.nn-ssmuel Travis, 7. W. Fisher.
Psrty.Levi k-pler. q, W. Hornberger, Lew
Ia M,nium. Lewis Fisher.
Po.Iy west-Dinirl ". Haas, Lswis wootnor
Joseph ArDogast.
Sclinssroye-w iison Kinney, J. II. Rarich
Johu Spahr.
wsshi ston-Josorh DisLi, u. y. Moyer
John u, Lsuig
jackson Noah Brouss.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1885-06-25

ATTEMPTED ROBBERY Last week
as Howard Goss, OF West Beaver
township, was driving along the road
near Fishers Mills, late at night, he
was halted by two men who demand.
ed his money and horse and buggy.
One OF them took hold OF the bridle
and the other posted himself aside OF
the buggy to receive the goods. Mr..
Goss parleyed little, then suddenly
giving his horse the whip, jerked him
self away before they realized what
was up. He did not know the parties
and does not know whether they had
any weapons. The general opionion
| is they were some local amatures who
aspire to the fame Of Jesse James, but
whose aspirations ought to be check.
ed by shingle well laid on their seat
of action by firm maternal hand
The timeworn theory OF tranps is
hooted ut aud the citizens OF West
Beaver will do well to look up these
chaps and nip their ambitions In the
bud or dip them In the mud.
Among the many fine cake es present
ed Stetler's Cornet Band by the citi.
zens of Hartleton for their festival
was n mammoth pyramid cake baked
by Miss Kate Steininger. The cake
was chanced of Mt the festival, but
the party holding the lucky ticket had
either left the ground or lost it. The
band accordingly returned It to the
doner, who in turn Represented il to
the Band. They brought il wit
them to Middleburgh and on Tuesday
evening chanced il out again. They
sold one hundred tickets Mt five cents
IA piece. The number "1S" was the
lucky one and j.. T. Bower, ESQ.
happened to hold IL. He accepted IL
and then for the third time presented
II to the band to have il sold at a,ic
ton, when he (Mr. Bower) bought It
back for - cents. The bows realized
in the neighborhood of nine dollars
for the cake and cordially return their
thanks to all who assisted them in the
effort.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1885-06-25
WEST BEAVER ITEMS.
liEPOIlTHR.

w EST BEAVER lrENS.
You will soon hear the rattle OF the
mower in the meadow, and smell the
sweet fragrance of new mown hay.
The masons will soon have the wall
OF II. w. Ulsh's store ready for the
carpenters.
We had u very refreshing shower on
Sunday evening.
There are indications for n good po
tato crop.
George Dunn completed the paint.
ing business last week and is now
ready to contract.
SA.A. Romig has a fine piece Of wheat
and he claims phosphate did it, too.
The new township (Spring) takes
about one-third OF our voters, but,
according to the way some estimate
it will take the candidates longer to
canvas the county than before.
Joseph Knepp Of New Lancaster,
caught two cubs n few days ago, but
the old one made good her escape.
John u. Fisher makes the best Ice
cream in town. A trial is all that is
necessary to convince you.
Jacob ii. Howell Of Mcclure ship
ped more bark this season than any
other person around Mcclure.
W. Y. McGlaughing bought the w.
Treaster property,
Meyer & Co. are at present engaged
In the lumber and bark business on
Jacks mountain giving employment
TO about 20 or 30 hands. Boo.
The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1885-06-25
Intelligent SOLICITORS WANTED for the
Memoirs Of u. s.GRANT

Ills own account Ol tho greatest military struggle
oi ms1orn tunes, 100 OOJ orders already taken
WIN sell Immensely. For particulars nd.
rre,s II HUBBARD BROS, pub's., 723 Chestnut
st. Pnild., IA.