Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-07
BRIGHT BITS.

a BALLET GIRL is something of philosO-
pher: she believes n gauze and effect.-E0-
change.
THE most durable pavement is now made
from assar birthday cahe.-Lou{sUil6 C0Wr-
feyesfoNrRd{.
Tar CUSTOM of kissing Dtbies is being Justly
censurcd these days. u - CowaiN1ly To kles
the poor helpless things Well rayher take
somebody OF our sizc.-DI4 oabt BTefse.
\ SCHo0L TEACHER. what is tsubstan-
tiSeS' iMicsey json Of Jiuy' leader in the
2sUe9ntn War )-''It's me man who goes to the
Conyinti0n whin You can't 20 yoursen."-
NftSsleie faIo
A BOSTON MAN WAS taken Ill out West.
Rheuiasked if he wanted anything, he said:
ION, give me anything made of beans" SO
ne, attending physician gave him castor oil
Eseag4ge. W. 447n 49,
~ a Lying FROG has Just been found IN the
heart OF q solid rock, where it must have
advert sed, or he womb not have remained so
long unnoticed.-Dah5tle'B rtes9.
"A colorado MAN visiting an Eastern city
was attacked by a Full Hand. .AfIth great
presen:e of mind he picked up large Bluff
which was growing there, ami by sklhtul use
ofait he succeeded in frightening away his
z aasallant,--f'1tfS6"tg, 4AY}o4de8bis rsdto
S6aT appreciatye person has presented
President Cleveland with a photograph Of
Tom Moore's harp. The inmates OF the White
he harp itself. The President can't play on
the photograph.-Nof rtsto1cn HerGJd.
WHAT is usually the nationality OF boot
black, my dear?" asked Mrs. Caution while
her husband was studying the score oil an
Allegheny game. "Oh. Il variesv replied
Caution; Sometimes they are Polish and
sometimes Shinese. ''-Pitabyr0 Chronicle.
Young HUsBAND-'Now, love, which will
you have-the chatelaine watch, the brace
lets, or the necklace
Young Wife--"We must avoid all unneces-
~ary expense, dear. I'm sure If you buy all
three the man will give you reduction on
them. I'm your own saving, economical little
WHEY, amt I?''-Puck.
THERE was great rejoicing in the Tuffboy
family. The hy-by-night express had thrown
Oh precious package, marked eight pounds
ami IL bali, and rs II was ony the fifth visi-
tation Of Providence there was reason for
rejoicing. Jimmy was thoughtful. decidedly
thoughtful, at breakfast, and finally spoke
out: Pop, l guess / shall have to move
out"
"Whv, sir? Are you not satisfied with your
position here, sir?" asked mis- father, ironI-
calIy.
"Yes, fairly satisfied; but it strikes me that
this family is getting little too Jhickly
ttled."-HartJord Post.
A MODERN LULLABY
sleep, my darling; sleep in quiet,
In thy dainty bed SO warm;
..' Mo Tier watches by Uhyecradle,
s"oF To protect thee onNadtll sHm. dAs
Fathers late; but soon he homeward
VIII his tarGy footsteps trace; -
And dear baby will he fondle
Ina loving, swG ct embrace.
When he comes, o! then nv treasure,
Opo' your wondrous eye SO bright,
Aud. my preciOusscTy audjmake him
'h9- Walk The r0om with you all nIght.
mid l Lullaby I3dssz -B99t0R Gazette.
NATURAL GAS E5l 81 sdE .1s-l
| Oh. ehis natural gas isbwQndeEfql thing,
/ And it giveth to dalyigg BLESSINGS a wing,
lfa1 Do And to many saelgh
.oF 1T doth give strength to fly,
And i nIaketh the ld1S 'iHan merrly sing;
When he comes home at night, there's no
ihfndhng to chdp,' hG
1Nete are no Jumps feoal on the carpet to
4 bG 90: There's no hateb8t to find,
|. HON And no ashes to Blind,
And there's no pesky crate to go nippity- hop
On, the hours Of the bright he can happily
VA pass, " meat ief ic
lie nav lream Of the GUNNER, the flowers and
grass, hsnnHS 3r ods
.," There's no FIRE 90 bUild,
For, to his task skilled,
lie will lie IN his bed and will turn on the gas.
columbus Dispatch.