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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13
"Maryland, My Maryland"

mary Iand, MY maryland"
pretty Wives,
Lovely daughters and noble men"
My farm lies in rather low and mi
asaatic situation, and
MY wifer
"Who?'
"Was avery pretty blondev'
Twenty years ago, became
"Sallow!"
"Hollow-eyedr'
"Withered and agedw
Before her time, from
"Malarial vapors, though she made no
particular complaint, not being of the
grumpy kind, yet causing me great I'M
easiness.
"a short time ago l purchased your
remedy for one of the children, who had
a very severe attack of biliousness, and
it occurred to that the remedy might
help my wife, as found that our little
girl, upon recovery had
'Losts'
"Hcr sallowness, and looked as fresh
as a new blown daisy. Well the story
is soon told. My wife, to-day, has
gained her old time beauty with COM
pound interest, and is now as handsome
a matron Gf I do say it myself as can
be found in this county, which is noted
for pretty women. And l have only
l. r..
"The dear creature just looked over
my shoulder, and says 1 can flatter equal
to the days of our courtship,' and that
reminds me there might be more pretty
,cires If my brother farmers would dc
as | have doEe,"
Ii sping you may long be spared to do
good, | thankfully remain.
G. l.. JAMES.
BELTSvILLE, Prince George Co., Md,
May Goth, 1888.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Local legislation in Atlanta, Ga,
prohibits loud talking. laughing or
smoking in or near the vestibule of
any church.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

The pureSt sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil In
the world manufactured from fresh. healthy
livers, upon the S'a-shore. Ii is absolutely pure
prefer it 10 all others Physicians have decided
il superior 10 any of the other oils in market
Made by CAswELI. HAZARD \ Co, New York
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Don't disgust everybody by hawking, blowing
and splitting, but use DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
and be cured
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13
q DeceIved woman

A Iinsed oil factory at Amsterdam,
N Y. consumes annually about
/, O00. 600 bushels of faxseed.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

A Chicago collector of rare books
has paid 81, 500 for bible. Thought
it was something new probably.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Arrangements have been made in
Cornell University for tesching the
literary and practical form of Journal
ism.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Vienna is 10 have beer exhibitions
in which all visitors are to &c allowed
10 sample the goods exhibited.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

The trade of Calcutta last year
amounted 10 828, AGA, 353 rupees. or
about 300. 600. eco.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13
Free! Free! Free,

Free trial bottles OF Dr. Taft's Asthmaleu a
perfect cure for ASTHMA can be had free OF
charge Ask ysur druggist to send 70 BoSworth
4 SON Milwaukee. and get one. 1t never fails.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13
uusband,. GTea1..t HIc..,ps

is strong, healthful, vigorous wife with a clear
handsome complexion. These can all be acQuir-
ell by aSiug DR.. Hafter's Iron Tonic.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Table sastors are out of date, In
i;ea thereof are all sorts of pretty
novelties III the form of bottles, TASKS
and cruets for holding oil. vinegar,
salt, pepper and all sorts of comb
ments,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

In Helena III. T., there is a calf
only ten months old that weighs $50
pounds
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

1t is said that japanese women
have never seen and dc not knJw the
use OF pins.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13
"Brown,s bronchial rroehes.

are widely known an admirable remedy for
bronchitis, HOarseness. Coughs, and Throat
troubles. Sold only an bOrcs.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Tie North Star Lang aud Throat RalSam is
q sure cure fer coughs and colds.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13
APerfeet RcmedY for

Perfect Remedy for all abrasions of the
skin and all diseases Of the feet of Horses ans
Cattle Invaluable to Stcckmen. Coles Veteri
nary CarboliSalve, In 5oc, and 81 10 cans. Al
Druggists or by mail. j. W. COLE 4 Co.
rropSs Black River Falls, Wis.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

The removal OF Prof. Sanbern OF n H., after
being pronounced incurable by a score of ply
scians, from Las Vegas, N NJ, 10 his home, was
effected by administering DIR. Harter'S Iron Ton
ic, which has restored him to his former good
health
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Recently discovered mumies serve
to prove that tattooing was cam
mon among the ancient Peruvians.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13
Did you Sup

pose Mustang Liniment only good
for horses? It is for infamfna-
ton of all flesh
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

Twenty food reform societies are
now nourishIng in England.
CarDe-liaes.
He wins at last who builds his trust
In lCveg words and actions just
Who's head, who's walk, his very mien
Proclaim the use of Carboliue.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

IAAAAN1 BANNER.
Tammany men, numbering 1000,
carried silver headed sticks on their
shoulders ans marched nine abreast.
They were followed by Tsmmany
Kuickerbockers in quaint ancient
costumes, carrying long gold headed
slaves with which they beat marching
time on the asphalt pavsments.
Irving hall was represented by 100
gentlemen all wea ing silk hats and
spring overcoat> and carrying canes.
Gilmore's immense band heralde d the
approach of the county democracy
long before they were visible. $500
men clad in light grey overcoats and
silk hats, carrying canes with Cleve-
lands head wrought in silver and
wearing purple AID gold badges on
the lapels of their coats represented
this branch of New York democracy.
The distinguished Albany Platoons
numbering so men presented a neat
appearance, clad in brown coats
white beavers, and carrying silk
umbrellas. Kings county democ-
raey had 135 men in line. dressed in
dark blue overcogts, carrying ipevita-
bic canes, Buffalo legion with dark
clothes and silk hats brought up the
rear of the first brigade.
In the second brigade, the division
Bayard legion of Wilmington, Del,
was the first out of town club and
was followed by the Joel Parker club of
Newark, n. J. The party representa-
tives of the Iroquois club of Chicago,
and Columbus Ohio glee club, dressed
in grayaDd carving miniature brooms
on the lapels of their coats. One OF
the neatest uniforms In the line was
the Duckworth club of Cincinnati,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

CONSTANT AND ENTERTAINING WANTS
of an active and enterprising population may
well receive the attention and the patriotic en-
deavor of all who make and execute the federal
law. Our duties are practical and call for in
dustrious application, an Intelligent perception
of the claims of public Office, ald above all a
firm determination by united action to secure all
the people in the land the full benefit of the best
form of government ever vouchsafed 70 man,
and let US not trust to human effort alone, but
humbly acknowledge the power and goodness of
Almighty God, who preSides over the destiny of
nations and who has at all times been revealed
N our country's history; let us invoke lis aid
and His blessing upen our labors.
At precisely 1:02 o'clock it was con-
cluded with an ovation of the blessing
of providence, and turning to the
chief justice and bowling TO him, Mr..
Cleveland said II am now prepared
to take the oath prescribed by law.
As
THE CHIEF JUSTICE AROSE
to administer the oath the vast as
semblage cheered again and again.
The president elect stood facing the
chief justice with the crowd on his
right Chef Justice Mckinney, of
the supreme court, stood Just TO one
side of Mr., Cleveland and held the
Bible upon which the oath was admin
istered-the president-elect also hold
ing 1t with kis right
hand. The Bibla used, is q small
morocco covered, gilt edged volume,
pretty well worn. 1t is the Bible
which Cleveland's mother gave him
when he left home rs a Young man.
aud at his special request the commit
tee of arrangements had it in readiness
for the ceremony. The crowd pre-
served perfect quiet as the impressive
ceremony of administering the oath
was taking place, but wnen it was
concluded, and as President Cleveland
laid down the Bible after reverently
kissing it and shock hands with the
chief iustice, who was the first to con-
graduate him, they cheered loudly
and long.
Elk President Arthur was the sec
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

The live roosters which were carried
by the Tammany club and county
democracy Of New York We're made
conspicuous as they passed the stand
and caused much amusement Taken
all in all as combined, military and
civic display, the procession was IN
ooubtediy the largest and finest ever
seen in Washington. At the conclu-
sion Of the review the president aud
party proceeded to the dining room of
the White House where they partook
of lunch ordared for them by ex-
President Arthur.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-03-13

in their rights their security or the enjoyment
of their privileges under the constitution and its
amendments. All discussion as to their fitness
for the place accorded to them American cit-
zens is idle ard Improbable except as it suggests
the necessity for their improvement. The fact
that they are citizens entitle; them to all the
rights due TO the relation and cL2rges them
with all its duties Obligations and responsible
ties
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26
"A LITTLE NONSENSE"


The guinea hen never lays golden
egg Boston Bulletin.
That was a very particular girl whU
rejected one Of her suitors because In
didn't suffer.
-Miss-fortunes como to some mel
when they get married, and they don't
mind 1t a bit = TeDUS Sitfings. R
The relations between European
nations have been strained so often
they should be perfectly clear now
OIL city Derrick.
,-""Oh, I think those paragraphers
are just too provokingl They never
get tired of talking about the size OF
my foot, and yet Lionly wearnines. -
Chicago Girl.
L-''That article you had In last weeks
paper was the funniest thing ever
read, +" said lady to an editor. ut
would make a dog laugh. I thought
my husband would split his sides. ~
Arbdns6U Traveller. 1ftl2
I'll see they are serving refresh
ments on roller skates in some of the
restaurants, the husband said, as he
laid down his paper. Good gracious!n
exclaimed the wife, ''haye they no
platesp" - Boston Courier.
-"Brace upr' whispered the hang
man to a poor fellow whose hempen
cravat he was skillfully adjusting
Yes, it's easy for you to say that
was the grim reply, because you are
q suspender. ~ WhitehGH Times.
j Cautious customer (who has heard
the high prices charged in retail drug
Sores): How much do you charge for
ten cents worth Of tooth powder?
Drug clerk: For the best quality,
twenty-five cents, sir. Nm Y Graph
10. i u lis 81 es
: 1T is sententiously remarked that
''the worldly possessions Of men of
supposed means are usually over-esti-
mated" We can not help thinking
OF this every time any one calls upon
us with subscription paper.-Lo1oeu
Citizen. ~ .a 49,
rim 1885. James, just look at the
register and tell me where it is fair
weather this morning. - ''It is very
nice in Minnesota to-day, sir.' ''Well,
get the Ariel ready. Have dinner at
seven sharp. Say have gone to st.
Paul ''-6nGp. 5a.I .-47i ksn
Mother, | think the spinal verte-
bra Of the frigid season have received
severe fracture " remarked the high
school girl to her mother. .'Yes," re-
piled the old lady, II expected your
father would hurt that dog when he
threw the poker at to- CITY Der
rick -
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26
WINDING UP TIME.

A wee brown maid ON tho door steps sat.
Her small face hid meath wide brimmed
hat. III N
A broken clock on her baby knee
She wound with an ancient, rusty key.
what are you doing, my pretty one?
Playing with timer / asked in fun.
Large and wise were the soft, dark eyes,
Lifted to mine in grave SURPRISE. =. ~
Use wfndln him up, to make him go. = -
For he's SO dreadful poky and slow"
Winding up time? All, baby mine,
How crawl these heightened moments of
thine.
How sadly slow goes the staid old man.
But he has not changed since the world be-
gan, a.
He does not change but in after years,
When he mingles our cup of Joy with tears;
And duties are many, and pleasures are fleet,
feet,
When the, day is too short for its crowd of
And at night surprises US unawares,
We do.not wish to hurry up his feet,
But find his going all too fleet,
An, baby mine, some future day,
You will throw that rusted key away
And to PhRbus' car will madly cling, ia.--
AS It whirls along, like winged thing,
And wonder how, years and years ago, -
You could have ever thought that time was
slow. ..,....
...'.. -Hannah B. Gage, Il, Current.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26
PERSONAL AND .IMPERsoNAL.


"A physician of Hammonton, N. j.,
has four sons who have adopted the
medical profession.
Julius Caesar was born ono hun
dred years before the beginning of the
Christian era. He was fifty-six years
of age at the time of his assassination.
Lord Garmoyle, who recently made
tour of the United States, has taken
the seat of his late father, Earl Cairns,
In the House of Lords, and succeeded
to the title. 96
Mrs. Robert GRAY, Of Paris, Me-,
during the past year has made three
hundred pounds of butter, four hun
dred pounds of cheese, two bed-quilts,
and drawn two rugs, besides doing her
homework and making dresses for her
self and grandchildren. She is eighty
years old. Boston Globe.
Robert Yergin, one-armed soldier
of South Carolina, has an eighteen
year-old daughter who can not only
run the engine to gin her fathers cot
ton, but she has earned money enough
to carry her through the Columbian
Female College, and to come out with
the valedictory-the first honor in the
graduating class. St Louis Globe.
Mark Twain's wealth is thus stated:
From the publication of his books,
5000, 900, the amount Of the sum being
due to the fact that he has always been
practically his own publisher, and there
by made all the profit for himself; leo
turing, 100000; scrap book, $50, 900;
wife's fortune, $76, 900; total, $425, 900.
That is about the sum he now posses
ses.-M Y. Tribune.
Miss Grace Virginia Lord, who was
recently accidentally killed in Boston,
was descended from noble English
family. Her father at one time owned
nearly the whole of Eggleston Square,
in the Roxbury district He died twenty
five years ago, leaving property worth
over million to his two sons and two
daughters. The property was after
ward so far dissipated in speculations
that barely pittance was left. Boston
Herald.
The late joaquin Alcalde, OF Mex
leo, was in past years one Of the most
distinguished lawyers and political
leaders in that country. He was the
counsel for Santa Anna in the military
court Of Vera Cruz, and also did his
best to defend the Inflated Miramori at
Queretaro. In 1865 and 1866 he was
the champion of the Liberals against
the Empire, and was exiled by Maxi
milan. He was for many years a mem.
Der of the Congress, and the day be-
fore his death was reelected for another
term. A
Victor Hugo's long memory
SPAWNED the seventy years between
Waterloo and the present; and he had
already won some reputation as q rs-
ing literary light before Lord Byron
SGT out on his last journey to Greece,
where, instead of fighting with the
Greeks in their war of liberation, he
died after short illness at Missolo nghi
in 1924. When we think Of Hugo as
almost a contemporary OF Shelley and
Keats, who seem as far beyond us as
tho Queen Anne worthless, we realize
both the extent of his career and the
changes which he witnessed. ,. =
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26

BOSTON VISITORS.
Peanuts and Pink Lemonade at the Hub
Rural Sight-Seers. .s

Feanuts ana Pink Lemonade at tho Hub
Rural Sight-Seers. a...
An influx of country visitors to Bos-
ton is invariably signalized by the pro-
fusion of paper bags, business cir
culars and peanut shells that litter the
common. the public garden. and the
sidewalks generally. The rural sight
seer has a pronounced Partially for
peanuts. Whenever he may be ex-
pected to flock thither the supply of
peanuts on hand to meet all possible
demands is made startlingly manifest.
Carts with heaped-up masses of the
edible appear in all directions. What
becomes of them at other times is a
mystery to the uninitated. Whence
their vendors spring is also another Sc.
cret that no one has attempted to
solve. They are always sunburned
men of bucolc aspect and single-toned
raucaus voices and somn olent bearing.
Another feature of the rush of rural
visitors hitherward is the simultaneous
appearance of pink lemonade. Why
pink has never been explained; nor has
any one curious in such matters taken
the trouble to discover the cur Gus con-
nection between this lemonade and the
frowsy young men without shirt-cOllare
or neckties, and having an ABNORMAL
development of the Adams apple in
their throat, who supply the blushing
beverage to the thirsty strangers in our
midst. The city was prolific last week
in these articles and their purVeyors.
With the departure of the circus both
disappeared. 1t might be reasonably
argued that they follow in the train OF
the circus were it not that they come to
the surface again on every public holt
day. 1t is not in this locality alone
that peanuts and pink lemonade pre-.
vail on these occasions. The custom
extends from one end of the country to
the other, proving that there must be
some subtle and as yet unsolyed sym
pathy between country people bent up
on enjoyment and the festal peanut and
tinted lemonade, =BQston Gazette, 90
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26
He Was Not a Girl.

Ned belonged to political club OF
small boys. They wore uniforms and
carried torches, and he was the great
standard bearer for a political club.
His sister had supposed that she could
march with them. When her eyes
were enlightened, bitterness entered
her soul. Was she not eight years oldP
and that was two. years older than Ned.
The little woman rebelled against her
lot. Between choking sops she ejacu
lated: II can't march, nor have a
torch, nor anything pretty, nor any
good time. just because Fam girl!''
When she came to dinner her great
dark syes were swimming in tears.
She refused consolation kindly offered
her by her father, and turning fiercely
upon him, she exclaimed: "You are
not girl, you never were girl, you
never can be a girl, and you never can
know phat I suferr'-Abbot Couramt.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26

Queen Victoria has lost her favor.
lite dog. Noble, that had been her con-
slant companion in her walks for more
than twelve years
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26

HOwa Young German Lost His Bride-The
Romantic circumstances Which
Lead to q Second Marriage
So A Marrow Escape From
Judge Lynch.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26

The burglar. like his friend the
philosopher, ''takes everything just ~
it comes. XoHkers Gazette
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-09-26
TWICE MARRIED.

A Story From Life Stranger Than
Fiction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

ILLINOIS GIRLS should be labelled
handle with care They are brittle
An eighteen-year-old miss recently fell
from g hammock in Wabash. She dis
located her wrist joint, broke both
bones OF her left arm, disloeated her
lett shoulder. broke both bones of her
lett leg and dislacated her ankle joint.
A fellow has to be careful how he shakes
hands with such girl. On the slight
est provocation she is liable to fall to
pieces like a jointed snake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

AN AMERICAN girl who some years ago
married an Italian count has, through
Jne Intervention of the United States
consul at Genoa, been released from a
Iunatic asylum. to which she was con-
signed while perfectly sane by her vii
famous husband. The instance will
hardly stop girls from making fools Of
themselves by marrying titles to nObil-
itv instead of men.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

TIE PLATFORM adopted by the State
Democratic convention of New York
expresses hope that sectional pre-
JUDGES and jealousies will disappear
and that the pervading spirit of nation
atty will be revived, which makes every
citizen glory in the prosperity and honor
Of common country. How different
Is this from the sectional hate and party
sHimosity that Undue all the resolutions
OF all the State Republican conventions
that have been held lecentlyl 1t is so
plain now, that only the Intentionally
blind can fail to see that the Democratic
party Is the only national and truly
patriotic party IN the country.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

GENERAL BENJAMIN F. BUTLER says
4 have grandchildren who will live to
see the vanderbilts and Goulds taken
out to the nearest lamp post and hung
IN the most scientific and skillful man.
ner." When the money kings hear of
this they will want to leave town for the
North Pole. The same principles that
would hang Vanderbilt and Gould would
hang Butler. He has more money than
communists think it healthy fol one
nan TO have.-EI.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

THE WAR Republican organs are at
tenptfng to make great ado because
the President has appointed thirteen
rascaIs 10 Office during the seven months
he has been in Office. Why, President
arthur, at the instance of Senator Ma
bone, appointed twenty times that num-
Der in Virginia alone during the first
month after he and the Senator consum-
mated their nefarious bargain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

NERo FIDDLED while Rome was burn
ing. Mr.. Gladstone was telling trees
whIe his Ministry was tottering to its
fa,. and now the Sultan has been COM
posing piece OF music for the imperial
military band while Servia, Greece and
Austria are about to wrest more OF his
possessions from him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

ezRE1sa great d al of red tape in
he French army. 1t took French
soJF;er. who was reported to be dead,
4ve Gears TO prove that he was alive.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

Il you want to help yonr' friends from
any part of Europe, or 90 there vonr-
self; buy your ticket where you can get
u the cheapest, which you can get by
calling at ]. A. Peterson, Merchant and
immigration Agent, No. 81 z Third
south street, Salt Lake City, P. o. Box
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

IorH CAROLINA gold mine was lately
.oIS fo- five dollars. In the same State
nostmastar who draws seven cents a
yea As his salary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-10-18

TIE DANISH parliament refused 10
VOC the budget proposed by the crown,
50 the king levied tax by royal decree.
That was toe buzz-saw that Charles l..
a. England monkeyed with.