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National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22
FOR RENT:

Elegant residence in northwestern section, 20
rooms, all modern Improvements, suitable for grand
parties and receptions; furnished, $1,000 per an
mum, unftlrnished 5,50O lease one to Ave years.
FINE RESIDENCE, 1S Rooms, modern
improvements, elegantly furnished, near
Thomas Circle S250.00
FINE RESIDENCE, 1s rooms modern
improvements near Thomas Circle 10000
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22

hB- All property placed in my hands will be
literally advertised without cost TO owners.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22

ORDER THE REPUBLICAN mailed to your sum
mcr address. only 30 cents month, postage
mid
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22

WEST END HOTEL,
LONG BRANCH.
COTTAGES AND RESTAURANT
WILL OPEN JUNE6. THE HOTEL JUNE 20.
D. NJ. & W. E. HILDRETH.
NEW YORK OFFICE, 81 BROADWAY.
my22-fmw3Ot
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22
MONDAY, JUNE %.

ALBAuGii's-The bohemian Girl.
FoRD's-C California Minstrels.
Female Archery Club.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22
SUGARl sUGARi sUGARI

Parties who expect to do any preserving will do
well TO lay In their Sugar now, as II will certainly
go higher rs the season advances. We are now
selling Standard Granulated Sugar at 0lac. per
pound White s0ft a al oo per p0undi Good Brown
Groceries lower than any one who sells frst.class
goods We sell strictly for cash. Goods amounting
to s2 or over delivered free All goods must give
entire satisfaction. The finest Creamery Butter at
25c, POOLE, BROOKE'& CO.,
0I4 Louisiana Avenue.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22
Legal.

DATENT ATTORNEY-CHARLES j. GooCH,
i 81 Gland RuIIdino flth and II sts N W.
Twenty years experience. Prompt and careful
personal attention given every case.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22

NOTICE TO OWNERS OF CARRIAGES.
Persons leaving the city for the summer, and
wishing their winter carriages repaired, painted or
stored, viii find II 10 their advantage to leave them
with us, Special attention given TO the Repainting
Of Fine Carriages. MonOgraIns COats-O Arms and
Crests executed I'm the very best manner.
ANDREW j, JOYCE,
d12, AID and 1l0 Fourteenth Street N, w.
GEO, W. JOYCE, Manager.
Agents for Brewster & Co. (Of Broolne street,, New
York. e3-lm
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22
W WINTED--HOUSEs.

UTANTED-A HOUSE OF ABOUT 10 ROOMS;
w also 90 TO 90 front feet of vacant ground;
must be bargain. Address 207 10th st. $, E. 1928
WANTED WISH To RENT A SMALL FUR
w nished house in suburbs, or on railroad near
city preferred Address, with terms and particu-
lars, d. b., Republican OGlce. 1922
WANTED-To PURCHASE FOR $4,000
w cash, 10-room house, within half mile OF
18th and N. Y. av. N. W. Address HOUSE, Re-
publican Office. 1922
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22
REvERE HOUSE,
RELAY STATION, B. & o. II. r.,
ST. DENNIS P. O., MD.

MRS. L. ]. OWENS, Proprietor opens this hotel
for q summer resort. The prices are reasonable,
and accommodations excellent as regard rooms and
table. The surrounding country Is picturesque,
abounding in shady walks and drives. Only thirty
minutes from Washington, via b. & o. u. r. fast
train. je11-1m
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22
FAMILY EXCURSION.
cTEAMER CoRcoRAN EXCURSIONS.

N1EAMEN OUHIOHfN EAOUNS1UNo.
The owners OF the steamer W. W. Corooran have
purchased and Will assume the management OF
Marshall Hall. Daily morning excursions will be
given, especially for ladies and children Absolute
order win be preserved on the grounds; the table
furnished with all the market Affords; lunches
served, and ice, fruit, and milk always on hand
Steamer leaves every morning at 10 o'clock re-
turning at A p IN.
Fare % cents for round trip to Glymont and
Marshall Hall; children, 10 cents. je3-tf
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-06-22

VARICoCELE, PAINLESS CURE. BOOK
free CIYlALE AGENCY, 100 Fulton st., New
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
The Most Profitable Horses.

Farmers make a mistake when they
ght the advantages to be derived
rom keeping good horses, and from
breeding pair or two Of colts every
year. A three-year-old colt can be
reared as cheaply as a COW of the same
age, but while an ordinary price for a
young three-year-oll COW is forty dollars,
a young colt is worth seventy-fve
dollars, at the very least, when a year
old, and one hundred and fifty dollars
when three years Old. If, however, q
good thoroughbred sire is used, at the
cost of fifty dollars, the colt at three
years may easily be worth three hundred
dollars. Roadsters in the North, and
saddle horses in the South (both are
really roadsters(, are the most desirable
animals TO rear. The thoroughbred
blood is like the steel one puts into a
machine; it gives strength, firmness,
lghtness, durability, elasticity and
vigor into the cold blood. The bone is
harder, and more solid, and lighter;
the sinews are stronger and more elastic
the muscles are tirlner, and have greater
tensions; the lungs are more capacious
the weight is reduced, and with more
strength and vivacity Of motion, and
less weight, we have switness and ease
Of NOV, ment. an. AgricUlturist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
MISCELLANEOUS.

"A young lawyer is the smartest
thing in the world except young
widow
Why is horse like an onion? Be
cause it does not know Of its own
strength. ... 49,
AT what time does a mans hair re-
semble packing box? When it stands
on its end.
Wicked Republican punsters demon
mate those Democrats who get offices
as "iewgetives," !"
In Siam, husbands put up their
wives and gamble for them. In this
country they only put up their antes.
Doctor: "You say your wife is not
feeling WELL What are her symptoms?
Is her tongue coated?" Bass--"Tell
you the truth, doctor, didn't think it
was safe to meddle with that. l didn't
want to ask her to put her tongue out,
you know, for the very last time we had
a little chat her tongue got me out"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
FARMERS COLUMN.
HINTS for the Hay-Field.

A few short and pithy rules for max
ing the best of hay might just now be
repeated, as follows: Get the mowers
into good condition, without days
unavoidable delay; watch the grass
closely, and cut it before the seed is
formed-just when the blossom is fad
ing. Cut it as soon as the dew is OFF,
but not while it is damp. Before the
evening dew falls upon it, rake it up
and put it in cocks holding about three
hundred pounds each. If rain threatens,
cover the cocks safely with hay caps.
Take in no hay until all has been cut
and cooked. The hay will cure in the
best manner in the cock, and it may
stay a week without harm, if covered
with the caps. When ready to draw it
to the barn, uncover the cocks and throw
them over and open them. Have one
person doing this, while the others are
loading and drawing in. Do not stack
It, but place it under a tight roof,
If it is only barrack, open at the sides.
Uncover only what can be drawn in
one day. As soon as the field is clear,
give it top-dressing of compost or some
artificial fertilizer; but do not turn the
cows upon tit would pay better to
buy some hay from neighbor This
last rule applies to the next years crop.
but it is rightly placed here, because
next year would be too late to use it. 1t
is of the greatest Importance, and should
by no means be omitted. Finally, gather
the hay caps together; dry them, if
necessary; lay them evenly one upon
another; roll them up; bind them in the
roll, and store them in dry place where
no mice can gnaw holes in them. 1t
would be an excellent thing to steep
them in solution of alum and sugar
of lead, to preserve and make them
waterproof. Am. Agriculturist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
Poultry for the Farm.

The continual advocacy of fancy
poultry Or common farm use is an error.
The poultry papers, and most agricul-
tural papers, advise the breeding of
certain pure breeds, as if they possessed
merits far superior to the barn-door
fowls, and common poultry. This is a
mistake. No one advocates the use of
thoroughbred horses, well bred trotters,
pure Percherons or Clydes, pure-bred
pigs, or sheep, or cattle, to the exclusion
of common ones, but farmer are argued
to improve their common stock by
breeding-up, by gradually introducing
better blood and breeding, with some
definite aim. Thus our common mixed
sheep, which are regular breeders, good
mothers, and have plenty of milk, are
crossed with pure rams Of one of the
established breeds. If size is wanted
with long wool, the Cotswold is perhaps
employed; if the wool is to be improved
II fineness without so much reference
to the mutton, one of the Merino breed;
will be selected, while if early lambs Of
fine quality are desired, one of the Down
breeds is chosen by the raiser. This i;
precisely the course which should be
followed by farmers in poultry raising
The advantage of grading up common
| poultry is, however, not so profitable il
most cases as cross-breedlng This is
properly, the interbreeding of two pure
varieties. We have, however, usually
no pure breed of fowls upon the farm
md of course wish to utilize those whicl
we have. Therefore the first thing tt
10 is to grade up the flock. After two
or three years, when they have the looks
md qualities of pure-breds, the hen
may be crossed with cocks of another
breed, and then most of the advantages
If cross-breeding will be realized. IL
his use of pure-bred cocks which We
recommend, no male bird should rm
With the same flock more than two
ears. If he is healthy and vigorous
md his progeny of the first year take
strongly after him, in form as well as
Gather, he may well be kept the second
ear to run with pullets of his own get
After three years the blood of tho
jrlglnal flock WI be reduced to one.
Eighth; after four years to oone-siXteenth
-Am. AgriculIuiSt.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

-"Grandpa, dear, we have come t
wish you many happy returns of you
birthday, and mama says if you give u
each a dollar, we are not to lose it o,
our way home"
-"What is the last important aC
George Washington did?'' asked
teacher of the juvenile history class. 8
know" piped freckled youngster "h
died"
Noah was the original poker PLAYER
We are told that he had pair of every
thing in the pack and it is recorded tha
he heaved ace high as he hauled in tn
gang plank.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
A Walking Skeleton.

Mr.. E, Springer, of Mechanicsburg,
Pa, writes: 81 was afflicted with lung
fever and abscess on lungs, and reduced
to walking skeleton. Got free trial
bottle of Dr. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption which did me so much
good that bought dollar bottle. After
using three bottles, found myself once
more a man, completely restored to
health, with a hearty appetite, and a
gain in flesh of As lbs"
Call at T. d. Thomas drug store and
get free trial bottle of this certain cure
for all Lung Diseases. Large bottles 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
-"Beecher doesn't believe Adam ever

"Beecher doesn't DelleVe Adam ever
fell" Mr.. Beecher is right. Adam
did not fall; he was dragged down.
1t was Western market reporter
who put this into type: "Flour is still
high, but it isn't as deer as doe"
"A cyclone resembles woman, be-
cause when it makes up its mind to go
somewhere all earth can't stop it,
-"Good morning, Mr., Undertaken.
How's business with youY' "Well it's
plckin' up some, thank God"
Nervous old invalid-'Well, Miss
Nipper, think it quite time the pas
sage walls going up stairs were repa-
peredp' Misunderstanding me. sir,
but ! am a waiting to see 'ow your
health goes on. Collins is sich things
to knock the paper off a-coming down" !"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
The Root of the Evil.

To thoroughly cure scrofula 1t is ne,
essary to strike directly at the root {
the evil. This is exactly what Hood
Sarsaparilla does, by acting upon ii
blood, thoroughly cleansing it Of a
impurities, and leaving not even tah
or scrofula in the vital fluid. Thousand
who have been cured of scrofula /
Hoods Sarsaparilla, testify to its wol
derful blood-purifying qualities. Sol
by all druggists.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

The term ''mean temperature
never had more significantly signifcan
Specification than during the past thre.
weeks.
why is it called the honeymoon?
asks an exchange. Honey, because i
is full of cells, and moon because i
'comes high"
-Doctor-''For dinner take forty-fv,
minutes" Timid patient-"Would i
be dangerous to add small piece @
meat aud some vegetablesP"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

There is no use fighting nature, DIR.
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy does moth
ing of that kind. 1t does not make tht
sufferers who trust it worse under tn
pretense of doing them good. 1t acts
tenderly and in sympathy with wha
nature herself is trying to accomplish
Do you have trouble with your digestion
your liver or your kidneys. Does rheu
matism pain and rack you? Is you
head thick and heavy? 1t will charn
away these ailments almost before yor
are aware.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
HAPPY CHILDREN.
How to Make Them So Keep Them In
Health and They will take care of the Rest

The joy Of every we'll regulated house
!, hold comes chiefly from the children.
}. Thousands of ailectionate ,arents do not
take care of their children. Through ig.
noran"e more than culrable neglect they
suller them to fall sick and die, when
knowledge might have saved them to love
aud home. Dir. David Kennedy offers his
"FaYorite Remedy" as emphatically a
medicine for the children-gentle in its
action, containing no. harmful INGREDIENTS
whatever, going straight to the blnod, which
when inn ure, is the seat and sDurce Of il
tease. "Favorite Remedy" is the friend
o childhood aud Should be iound in every
nursery in the land Keep il in your house
for your childfens sake, as well as ior your
own. Try il and you Will be glad YOU saw
this article. Make no mistakes The
medicine is "Favorite Remedy" and the
proprietor's name and address: Dr.. David
Kennedy, Rondout, n. Y. One dollar
bottle.
Good words for a good thing.-Dr. DaYd
Kennedvs "Favorile Remedy" is exactly
what it claims 10 be, ard deserves TIE
praises that are showered upon it by all
who have used 1t. Mr.. Israel II Snyder,
Of saugerties, N. Y, says; my little
daughter was covered with Salt Rheum
from head to foot; DR.. Kennedy "Favorite
Remedy cured her. This was two years
agn"
We are not in the habit Of putting any
sort Of patent medicines in our columns,
but we happen to know DR.. David Ken
nedY, OF Rondout N. land can personally
testify to the excellence Of the medicine
which the doctor calls "Favorte Remedy"
And il a word of ours will persuade any
body to use il and thus fnd relief from
suffering no professional etiquette shall
hinder us from saying that word. For di-
seates os the blood, gidneys and bowels it
has no equal. We wond not be without it
for FIVE times the dollar it costs Daily
Times. Troy, N. Y. June l3 I'm.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

A matrimonial advertisement wind.
up as follows: Fortune no object, bul
should require the girls relations to de
posit $4,000 with me as security foi
her good behavior"
-"Oh, why should the spirit of morta
be proud9" Give it up-unless it bC
that he has humbugged his wife int,
thinking that there isn't another mar
in the world like him.
doctor" said desparing patient
to his physician. II am in a dreadful
condition! l can neither lay nor set
What shall do?" Il think you hat
better roo5t," was the cold-hearted ro
ply.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

The need of merit for promoting per
sonal aesthetics is due to j. c. Aye
& Co., whose incompatible Hair Vigo
is universal beautifer of the hair
Harmless, effective, agreeable, it ha
taken rank among the indispensibl
articles of toilet. To scanty locks
gives luXuriance; and withered hair
clothes with the hue of youth.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
Amas, Mastery of the Pen

Teaches you quickly how to become an
elegant penman-how to make birds,
scrolls, &c, &c. No school exercises SO
fascinating, With proper and earnest APP
plication you can in one month acquire
as elegant handwriting as any professor
of penman ship. Price by mail, post
paid, 81. Address TIE GOLDEN AR
COSY. 81 Warren Street, New York.
Send for terms to Agents.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
The Golden Argosy.

Is the handsomest, brightest, most
elegantly illustrated weekly paper for
youth ever published. Serial stories by
Horatio Alger, Jr, Oliver Optic, Many
A Denison, Edward S, Ellis, and other
celebrated writer's, short sketches, puz-
zles, charades, etc. Boys and. girls, send
for free sample copy. 1t will instruct
and amuse you. Address GOLDEN
ARGosY, 81 Warren Street, New York.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

WASHINGTON, ID. C.-The son of
'enator Frye, of Maine, who has been
,utfering from severe cold, which
,ettled on his chest, was cured by few
loses of Red Star Cough Cure He
)ublicly endorses it as prompt pleasant
md safe. DIR. Cox calls it the best
cemel ly. 1t contains TO opiates or
Doisons.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

-"Pall-bearers were walking away
from the grave in which they had de-
posted a neighbor, when one solemnly
remarked to the other: "Well, Mr..
Morse, here's where we all got to come
if we live"
Two travellers being robbed in O
woods and then tied to a tree, one Of
them, in despair, exclaimed; ooh,
am mdoney' Are you?' said Tia,
other joyiully; "then | wish you'd com,
aai nude me-"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

Papa, why do the little pigs get so
much milkp Because we want them to
make hogs of themselves,
The Atlanta Constitution advises
every man to get married. Women d.
not need any such advice on this sub
ject,
Some cultured Hubhite insinuates
that Senator Evarts is the great original
and much talked of New York Gas
"Bill."
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
The Last Leather fTGGClGS.

Old Harmanus Schooenover was, some
fifty and odd years ago, the "oldest in
habitant" of the village-for it was
village then-of Brooklyn; a genuine
old Knickerbocker, faithful to the ira
ditions of the times, and looking down
with sovereign contempt on all modern
innovations and improvements. He
lived in an old house, the gable end
of which projected far into Fulton
street, and the door-yard of which was
always ornamented in the summer time
with the choicest of acclimated eXotics,
parti-colored tulips from Harlem, and
sunfowers from-heaven knows where.
Harmanus was generally known as the
"Last of the Leather Breeches." from
the style of garment that incased his
neither limbs. He also wore a broad
skirted cinnamon-colored coat of home
spun manufacture and make, decorated
with hugh blue glass buttons, very
long waistcoat of black cloth, white
neck-cloth, and a huge three-cornered
hat trimmed with tarnished gold lace,
in the loop of which, when he went
abroad, he invariably wore a little clay
pipe, with the stem tipped with red
sealing wax. We must not forget his
square-toed shoes, large enough for the
wear of gouty alderman, with their
hugh plated buckles. The rising gener-
alton did not regard his attire with that
veneration which it inspired in a few
relics of the old school, who had not,
however, courage enough to initiate his
example and resist the modern abomi-
nations of dress. Thev would often
laugh in the very face of the sturdy old
Knickerbocker---
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
uATT,O VEGETABLE
G1AA1 - SICILIAN
Hair .+ReneWer.

. Seldom does popular remedy win such n
stroug hold upon the public confidence RS has
HALLS HAIR REVIEWER. The cases in which
1t hns accomplished n complete restoration Of
color to the hair, ard vigorous health to tho
tcalp, are innumerablo.
Old people like IL for its wonderful power to
restore to their whitening locks their original
color and beauty. Middle-aged people like 1t
because it prevents them from getting bald,
Keeps daudrun away, and makes the hair
grow thick and strong. Young ladies like 1t
Us dressing because it gives the hair beau
tful glossy lustre, aud enables them to dress
it In whatever form they wish. Thus 1t is the
favorite OF all, and it has become 80 simply
because II disappoints no one.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
wifs's Happy Thought.

A gentleman came home in the "wee
sma' hourse ayont the twal, at South
End recently, and was surprised to find
his wife clad in black. "Why are you
wearing these mourning garments?' he
said, somewhat unsteadlly. For 10y
late husband" was the significant re
ply. lie has been in the house at ten
ever since.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

my physicians said i could not live
My liver ont of order, frequently vomit,
cd greenish mocous, skin yellow, small
dry humors on face, stomach would moi
retain food. Burdock Blood Bitter'
cured me-" Mrs, Adelaide O'Brian
S72 Exchange Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
TO CONSUMPTIVES.

The advertiser having been permanently
cured Of that dread disease, Uonsump tion, by
simple remedy, is anxious to make known
TO his fellow sufferers the means oil cure. Tt
all who desire It. he will send copy of the
prescription (Free), with the directions for
preparing and using the same which they
will fnj sure cure for Coughs, Colds, Con
sumption, Asthma, Bronchitis, &c Parties
wishing the prescription, will please address
RBv. H. A WILSON, lq4 Penn Street
%Illin msburgh, n. Y. dcc2T-ly
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

UTIIInOre money than At anything else BY
w Making an agency for tho best selling
W 41'book out beginners succeed grand
". None fail Terms free. HALLRrT RoOK
90, Portland, Maine. dec 90-ly
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

Subscribe for the CARBON ADvo-
CATE, only 81 per annum.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20

SELECTIONS.
A Watchdog grOwls-
A maid is awcd-
AS one more beau
Has pauties chawed.
Old man upstairs
Warm blankets meath.
Says. "Glad iiled
Old Towser's teeth"
The base-bal's wingless fight Is fraughl
Sometimes with dircful doom
When it pauses on the pitchers nose,
Before the eyes of whom
Ten million stars emit their fires
In an agony OF gloom.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-20
| OFFICE ON
lBalkVay. Lehiglt0H Pa
MANHOOD

NJ ANHOOD
Restored. A gentleman having inn0eently
contracted the habit of self abuse in hia
youth. and In consequence suffered all the
horrors of Sexual lncapaeity. Lost Man
hood, Physical Decay, General PrOstration,
etc will, out Of sympathy for his fellow
sufferers, mail Tree the recipe by which he
was finally cured. Address Ia cOnlidenoe
J. W. PINKEY, az Cedar ST., New York.
dec.27ly
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-08-09

The "New Process