New-York tribune., 1885-01-19
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


German on steamer returning to the land OF his
birth informed another passenger America is der bess
country der world har lived der den years,
und failed yive dimes und dimes burnt out New
Igoes home to III init fortune my family"
PenItentary Official" II you have any trade prisoner,
state IT, and well put Ia Work at it, Prisoner Quse
entered-'' Well. boss brung up abartender, and
like work that" He put to the bars o! the
casting pot Of ae f9qna a. s e 0'e Oh
The Congregational Year Book of England Just
published shows that there now 4347 Congregational
Churches in England and Wales, with total seating
capacity OF l,56S,357.
An old fellow from the swsmps, upon reading thst
Governor Cleveland had resigned, exclaimed: Thar I
last Amt 'lected morn month, an now he haster
gin up Wall, reckon he was pestered mighty nigh
tits Fust thing you know old Tom Hendricks will fus
up his head an quit"-tArkansss Traveller
The British Parliament and the United States Con-
gress have each member named Cane-the Engiishman
Is said to be able also.
The proportion of those who attend public worship to
the bulk Of the population IN the following four Earo-
pean cities is: Berlin 10000. population loO0,oOOi
s%SsTS S9OO PSeSS9 sSw ,doooS pcVo
tion 70O,000.-l Philadelphia Press.
Mr. sala Is great admirer OF Garibald and tells Q
good story illustrative Of his Spartan simplicity. Carl
baldi visited house In England whore prepsrs-
tions had been made TO entertain him In sumptuous
fashion But declined partske OF any supper ana
asked that bottle Of bitter ale and some bread and
might be sent to his In tho morning when
servant call him TO come TO breakfast he was
missing from his room. He discovered In the gar
den but he didn't want any breakfast. He had msde
his morning meal of what remained OF the bread and
cheese and beer.
Coman the mustard man. says athis fortune has no!
been made OF mustard eaten. but out OF mustard
wasted. Conan should erect rnonument 10 the great
American servant girL-l Philadelphia Call
ID wbo IA NV TAr Hlafo
Record and by parties in NewJersey aud New-fork as
candidate for American Minister TO Mexico is at present
In acting general manager OF some Amer
lean works in that city.-(The Two Republics Mexico
It seems difficult indeed conceive Of a woman 20
hopeessy bru,alized the Rched Springs murderess.
Mrs Dansc. pitIt and horrible story than that
rected by her little euyearold Is seldom recorded
in the annals OF crime.
There is no other writer in language who can dc
the following funny sort of thing or Ia fact any funny
thing whatever. In moro subtitle and sereno-almoN
elusye-yein than Robert j. Bardette;
Aud never again that good young
Came back TO play on his ptarmigan
And never again In the nights OF June
Was heard the twang OF his pastaroon.
For his heart 1t quake as he turned away,
And he snapped tho strings Of his mnscoday;
And high on tho weeping wiow-tres
He hanged his yoiceess capee. ..
-lspringiield (Ohio) Globe Republic.
An Evangelist named Earl recently held revival
In virginia City New. He didn't convert the people up
to the usually in force here, but he did very
well considering. At OF the meetings the wife Ola
gambler arose to testify the good effect no was having
on the community. "why" she said. "before Brother
Earl came here my husband used to reglar brace.
but now thanks TO Brother Earrs Christian teaching.
he's dealing as square game rs there h In Virginia
City,"
Once every two years the Arkanssw preachers have
change o @ ssnsas lne of the Iessare are elective
offices and sometimes the struggle Tor
Ssr." said the Rev Bogranglo addressing member Of
the House, " want your vote au't mhch on n nana
mn M an AKIN the Lord to bless Legislaur wy am eiar
naly thar can pray tne SOCKS oien any VI "''' ''"'
faliers."-l Arkansaw Iraveiler
The CORE spondents OF The Waterbury tConn) Amer
ieau TO the number OF hundred and representing
every town and borough in New-Hayon aud Ltehne'o
Counties m addition to in other States have organ
ed an association for purpose Of meeting In ahnnsa
conferences. principal officers are James a. WI"
ann president; sas Tuttle and 9. Neteton VoepreS"
dents T. Jefferson Baldwin secretary ana tre"su'o'
Tho nex convention will be held at isu hocA "'"T
ON the Naugatuck Railroad. In August
rorb,dd,or's the look on the editors face,
As ne gianoes tae poe poetry sg. osr; .roacs
And rises and PAGES the door;
There's a frown his brow and firm set arc hs
A, he gioomiy walks 20 ard fro;
Is the editor mad as halter because
,Tis a poem on A" Beautiful SnowF
An, no; Ills not that robs mis- face OF Its light.
That Daksth the editor SAD,
ANU "' sO IBostou Courier.
"rco, hello" shrieked Jones to Smith this morning.
"Hello" ,,... 60 n. .h.,,ona. az whv
ao,'t YOU say good morning to gentiemanr
THE s0 So Closed and tho ballots were counted wa:
tie Neither party had carried the day-liiart'oro
Post.
IT'S said that French Invention for reshaping noses
has been introduced into this country. and 10 used by
many people who wish to Improve that useful organ
n worn at night and after short time will change the
shape OF the most stubborn nose
He was not carried TO the skies
ON nowery beds OF case,
While others sought TO win the prizo
And sailed through bloody seas.
Nor did he take tho gospel train
Tooyaigh he thou ght the rates
He took route mueh shorter, eh0ugn,
Twas via roller skates
-(Yonkers Statesman
The Harvard Divinity School has sevsn professors -
| eleven students.
An ordinary train Of pssssngee coaches = saao -