Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-09

lie blew into his gun to see
II loading ny It needed
The jury to man agree
The gun blew after he did.
Chfcaro S2-
What Is that with an apror' That,
my son, is a woman What is she try
ing to dor She is trying to drive ten
pullets and a gentleman hen out Of the
garden. VIII she do it2 No, my son,
but she will spoil the garden Bur
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fair and accomplished young Dr..
Fel in love with a lady named Pr,
But his terms scientific,
Came forth So terrific
fha, they really and truly quite shr
atlanta Combination.
81 hear your wifc's left you, Mr.. Bih1"
"Ya-as, 'Riah's gone" LEFT for goodp
"Yaas, 'Riah's left for good" "Don't it
make you kind of anxlous2' "No 'Riah
was a woman Of strong determination I
amt got no anxietles. She won't come
back. Dei,0H Ere Press
man i,very much like a gun
That fact please try to hs
tor 1t he finds he's charged too much
Why, that's the time he kicks.
-Ionke,I Shtfrnien.
A philosopher says Give your life
in such way as to show contempt
for wealth. That's "usp We want
our daily life so intcrmingled with
wealth, as it were, that familiarity will
breed contempt 49, Rochester Pest
Express.
Said the civilian, as he saw the cordi
ality between the Boston soldiers and
their southern guests "And these are
the men our soldiers were trying to
lick few years ago, and now see how
they respect them And an old
veteran replied Hang it, sir you'd
respect EN- if you'd been there and
seen how hard they were to lick. -
B0Sh0N Test
A Washington letter says that Miss
Bayard is not only very pretty, but ex-
tremely bright. She was the young lady
who astonished Oscar Wilde by her
keen repartee to his patronlzing remark
"Are you going to the german, Mr.
Wilde2" she asked, the night of his
lecture there. "Yes," drawled the
aesthetic, "ii my lecture doesn't fatigue
me too much. Are you going, Miss
Bayard - "Yes, if your lecture doesn't
fatigue me to much. "-Msw Y0rk
Cryptic.
"No, George" said sagacious wife,
at summer hotel 81 can't think of
having you come here to spend Sun
day, after working hard in your office
all the week. You need rest and
recreation Next week, now, be sure
and stay in the city and enjoy yourself"
George VOWS vow that his Sundays
shall be passed at the hotel while his
wife remains. Score one for the woman.
Woman, you know, don't know how to
carry point Oh, no. That is to say,
she can't reason her way, but she can
now and then get along by her intuitive
faculties just about twice as fast as can
man with his godlike reason.-B Boston
TaaSf,ipt
Ten weary, footsore Travellers
All in woeiul plight,
Sought shelter at a waySide inn
One DARK and stormy night
~ Nh. -. - a..
" Have TO offer you.
To each Of eight a single room,
But the ninth must serve for two
din arose. The troubled host
Could only scratch his head
For OF those tired men two
Could occupy one bed.
The puzzled most was soon at ease
lie was a clever man
And 50, to please his guests, devised
his most ingenious plan
Elf 6 II / /:
In room marked two men placed,
The third he lodged in II ;
The fourth TO Vas then assigned
The NTH retired to u.
In the sixth he tucked away,
In the seventh man
The eighth and ninth in O and II,
And then TO he ran,
Wherein the host, as have said
Had laid two travellers by;
Them taking one, the tenth and last,
lie lodged him safe in
Nine single rooms a room for each
Were made TO serve for ten;
Aud this 1t is that puzzles me,
Aud many wiser men Iab!fL
A traveller on horseback, attracted
by large number Of children huddled
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