Sun River sun. [volume] (Sun River, Mont.) 1884-1885, 1885-02-12

23d degree. Tooth Brush's cost that
Bill used was badly used up. After
the initiation, the secretary read the
communications
| COMMUNICATIONS.
Tho first was q very polite note
from tho Mother Hubbard Woman's
Tights Union, enquiring il they could
have the use Of the hall for their
weekly meetings. Certainly" said
the president adding, THE hand that
o:ks the cradle is the hand that rocks
the world"
The next was letter from Prof. G.
.. Candy, Of Great Falls. The Pro-
cssor had received good offers to
OPEN II rink ut other towns notably
Patrickville. But preferred to estab-
.eh his great roller skating rink in
Umbrella hall. Rent no object.
"While we appreciate the far sight
edness Of Mr.. Candy in seeing that
Augusta will be the county seat, we
cannot grant his request said the
president. There is no doubt but
hat Amos would give us Il bonus.
But there are several refs ,ns why we
'hould not encourage roller skating
acre. In the first place Great Falls
is tho most appropriate place in tho
Territory for rink. .The name Of
the town is a hint to beginners, and
anyone that wants to bring Great
Falls up to Augusta, is apt to lose his
cud. But tho most important objec-
ion is onr regard for the ladies. Two
lances and w. r.. Union weekly arc
bad enough, but when it comes to
adding another night for roller skat-
ing, think it would be extending the
thing a little Goo far. We would have
to put now floor in about once
month"
Mr.. Cameacka enclosed two recipes.
The first to take grease spots of the
kitchen floor "Apply red hot brand
ing iron to the spot. You run a big
risk Of setting fire to the house, but
keep on, you'll get the grease out"
The other was recipe for making
oId-fashion pumpkin pie: "Take the
pumpkin, cut it open then-Dear,
Emma, I will be down Sunday night,
Il John goes to the pole pile Satur-
lay. Everything is frozen stiff up
Let mo know il you got tho f."
'That is ALL" said the secretary.
"And its enough" replied Brother
:shoocat. II always did have some
sympathy for that young--man in his
ride for life, but wish now that the
Indians had caught him"
NEW BUSINESS.
"Can any Of tho members inform
me who dug all those graves in the
snow, ON the musical side Of the hall!"
asked Blue Beard.
"Those are not graves" said Pop
Corn, 'thcy are tho marks Of Henry's
Sunday slippers. You ought TO ses
the tracks Of his everyday chinooks,
and you would think q thrashing ma
chine had taken tumble to ITSELF"
Talking about little footprints IN
the snow" said Bro. Shoocat, re.
minds mo that this is the time Of year
whom tho 4th Of July followers Of
Greedy and Franklin give up all idea
Of trip to the North Pole. This il
the time Of year when tho would-be
nimrod leaves tho woodpilc, hunts
around for gun, goes to the noun
tains. comes back frozen, elkless and
deerlcss, to sleigh the dears and take
comfort among the buffalos around
home. This is no time Of year to CAD
1t the garden gate. You are apt to
get the cold shoulder If you do. While
We are freezing ourselves nearly to
death in an oyorcoat here, Tom Gown,
the bully boy in cutaway coat is en-
joying himself within the thermal
belt. Where is the man that says
the ways of the transgressor is hard
A man to thoroughly get on to tho
kind OF wea he. we are having now
must take dose of castor oil. That
will give him better idea Of the nude
truth than q new almanac"
THE ADJOURNMENT,
"All kinds of rumors,' continued
the president, "are going the rounds
regarding my filling up tho cellar ON
Cobble-stone Ranch and moving the
we'll over to the reservation, gotten
up by scandalmongers to ruin my
credit
After Wild Bill had recited very
pathetic poem, entitled, "A Hen is a
Rooster, at Night the meeting ad-
journod. New PATCH.
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