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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Reverend q. J Bean will preach at
No Creek church next Sabbath day. at
II O'Clock in the morning. There will
be church meeting there next Saturday
evening. All Of the church members
are expected to be in attendance.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Potato slips for sale, Brazilian and
Tennessee Vans and Southern Queen
Varieties. +. L. MORGAN.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

A little child Of Thos. }. smith has
been quite sick for week, but is better
nj this time.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

VIM Foster, living near town, has
plowed over about twenty scres of
corn. Mr.. Foster 10 first class farmer
and believes in early planting.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

DIR. b. y. Patterson, Hons j. :.
Williams and w. ID. Coleman, Demo-
cratic candidates for the Legislature,
spoke at the Court House Monday.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Rev. T. V. Joiner, Of the Livermore
circuit, will preach Mt the Methodist
church tonight. let him have good
audience.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

r. Campbsll gives ~ another beauti.
full, truthful tsnPerance poem this
week. Il should be read and needed
by all young men. Drink ruins more
young men than all other vices COM
bined.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Rev. J. r. Mcdonald will hold regu-
lar services next Sunday at this place.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Mrs. Miller, wife Of our groceryman,
James l.. Miller, has been quite sick
for several days past.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Mr.. T. Wayne Griffin is still confined
10 his room with but little change in
his condition. At this writing, how
ever, he lie thought to be better than
for several days past. His friends anx-
iously await his recovery.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06
A Call ON e. C. Huhhard .

We the undersigned citizens of Tay-
lortown Ohio county most respectfully
solicit +. &. Hubbard to become candi-
date for the Senate In this the Sth SeDa-
torial District. We each pledge our hear
ty supDort. ADril Both. 1875
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06
LOCAL NEWS.

Board without lodging at 500 per
week at Mrs. J. :. NAUeHr's, II
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Last Monday was County Court, and
a goodly number Of the yeomanry
were in town.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Property not worth insuring is hot
worth owning. Insure at once in the
safe reliable old California Insurance
Company. JOHN p. BARRETT, Agt.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06
Now Lines and Prices.

A stage will leave Hartford at 10
o'clock A. NJ. daily except Sundays for
Beaver Dam, Cromwell, Morgantown,
Rochester.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

A stage will leave Hartford for Bea-
'er Dam at IL o'clock daily.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

Try HERALD job work.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1885-05-06

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Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
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The important feature OF The CENTURY
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Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
THE WORLD OF AGRICULTURE.

The AGRICULTURAL WORLD, one of th
best, il not the best. farm papers OF it
class, is making great success of the plai
inaugurated by it's editor few years ago
This pie n is nothing less than the giving
of exhaustive articles by the best writing
on agriculture in all the countries Of the
world. The articles from the differen'
States and Territories OF our own counts
are particularly instructive and ente
tanning Judge Parish's articles on IT,
Farmers Relation ito Law" are alon'
worth the price o the paper. Judge
and SD. who is one OF the ablest judge
Par lecturers in the West, will soon leav'
for the South, with the view OF supply
ing the paper with series of articles or
the agricultural features of that section
This journal also has fine hous' hold de-
parrment, which makes it particularly at
tractive to lady readers. The AGRIcUL'
TURAL WORLD (now IN It's tenth Year, is
only One Dollar per aDnum (26 numhers).
Tn clubs OF five, 80 cents each. Six
months, 80 cents; three months, 40 cents
Sample copies, g cents. Two-cent pos
tage stamps received on subscription
Address Agricultural World, Grand
Rapids, Mich.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11

Am on the right road to the viii
lage?" demanded a traveller of an old
darkey who was working in the field
YES. sah," said the darky. The traveller
pursued his way, but presently returned,
very mad. II say" he shouted to the old
fellow, "what did you mean by telling Inc
that was on the right road to the wills
1agea" 81 toll you the truf, deed / did,
boss" replied the darby, "but yo' TUX de
wrong direkshum, sab. brakes Mag
azine.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
MOneyed Men at Dinner.

A. T. Stewart used to dine here.
William, sirloin steak, fried potatoes
aud cup OF tea, !" he would soy. Yes,
SIR" "And William, a melon" Eyes,
sir" Bnt never cent to waiter. One
Of the queerest Of our customers was old
Mr.. Tileston. Of the shipping house Of
3pofford u Tileston. No one would ever
suspect him of giving anything. But he
often gave me dime. He was very
fond OF onions, steak and tripe. 80 was
Mr.. Vanderbilt, the Mr.. Vanderbilt.
The way that he and old MIR. Charles
Morgan used to eat steak aud onious
was sight to zee, sir.
"Was the Commodore pleasant?
"That depends. He never walked
fast, as remember, aud he never wasted
words, sir, but he could snap those eyes
Of his and say, 'Damnation, 80 that it
meant damnation, better than any man
I ever heard"
did you ever see old John jacob
!Astor p
"Only once, sir. He was Q feeble
man when saw him, but his son Will
lam used to lunch regular with Clarke &
Grown. He was great hand for apple
lumplings. Nor could Csfind it in my
heart, sir, for blaming anybody from
liking them dumplings, because they
was awful good, sir"
"Did you ever serve Mr.. Bennett 2"
Eyes. cir, often. He had way OF
coming IN on a cold day, sitting before
the FIRE and warming one side and then
the other. He would say, Eugene,
breakfast! Eugene was the cad wait
or, sir, and powerful rich. But it was
always charged 30 as to save the trouble
of handling the change, aud SO there
was no siapence for the waiter, SIR
Hotel Matt
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
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Evva Burglars Are Rushed.

"why." he replied to cop, II nevel
0w 20 much push and rush In Detroit
ainos Tho war, and I presume 1t Ia 30 all
ever the country. The boom even OK.
Ssnds 10 my profession, which you are
swaEs y that Of burglary. I haven't
BEEN 20 rushed In ten years. Ihave adj
vsetised in . dozen papers for pal,
but can't get one at any price. Third
sAaas men, only at to put up ladders,
hold lighted candles, pound with q
sledge, and swear an alibi, are getting
their own prices this year. The two I
nad struck for 81 day apiece, and
had b pay Il or let my business 90 20
ruin. You have no idea of the number
q chances We have had for 'jobs' this
yeay. and the season Is promising all
ehae any burglar could ask for. 1 am 30
pushed that 1 hardly know which way TO
Anything very big on hand?"
"Ohi q dozen Of 'em. ouoht n %
@p woodward avenue tonight and rob
house Nhere two back windows have
bean left. up for . whole week. but I
may not get around to it because ono OF
my pals q dead drunk in his room ND
ctaasAs Then there's Q splendid show
down Fort street. Two of the back
4ooes won't lock, some OF the chamber
Window are unfastened, and there's half
. cord q Eilverware piled mp in one
room. Duty tells me that l ought To
IKE 4 IN right away, but something
nay prevent. Dear me, but ] wish !
could hire at least three drst-class burg.
Iass tor the next six weeks. I've got 9
special lay for them"
Anything startling?"
We'll mo- There's bank in Toledo
- could get at very handy, Q jeweler
over n Chicago who sches to be robbed.
end ! know OF farmer out here . few
miles Who hes 5000 in gold In the
Aoasa II / had two good men could
eA1hls n q least 45O, 900 within the next
tn days; but this boom has taken me
IL ahock. I need two full sets of burg
~ tools right off, but my blacksmith L
saahe4 With other work, and must delay
~ vent yesterday to see about wigs
cd vhiskers. and found dozsr nsdaEs
ahsa4 q ms."
ITS unfortunate.
"Well, / should say 20 II Just makes
~ heazt aehs TO know that scores Of
hank doogs ass unlocked, hundreds Of
vin6ovs lett open, heaps Of silver and
jsvaigy laft kicking around, and here I
~ - 1xed that can't hall push bust
49, I'm nervous and uneasy, but
eanV OaAA matters - / zee. II you
bappen 70 come across . first-cl hail.
~ And . pair Of professional cracks
moA ] viah you'd send EN- to me. III
guarantee the very highest wages and
1eady employment for the season" -
0etrou Ncs Press.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
Various Degrees Of Crime.

Nothing is wrong but by compar-
ison with some other wrong" observed a
pompous man on the city hall steps to a
snd eyed individual. Now, sir, would
you think it wrong to take walk on
Sunday morning for pleasure9"
mo, sir" answered the sad>eyed man.
"Well, would it be any worse to ride
in Luggy9"
mot as I'm aware of.
"Twouldn't. eh2 That's what I
thought Now, sir, you would probably
think it a crime to take a pair of oars
and row about half day Off the lake
front on the Sabbath"
II would that" answered the sad eyed
man.
"That's just where your bigotry comes
in. Now, sir, please tell me where the
exact difference between the two diver
sions comes in"
"Why can't you sec it?"
81 must frankly say cannot"
"Weil, rowing is blamed sight harder
work than riding in buggy"
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11

TEE Hotel Mail reports an interview
With an old waiter, in which he makes
the statement that "waiters seldom
grow old. As rule, they're sassy until
they're % They begin 10 be weak
when they touch 80, and at 40 they are
but little good, ~ indigestion kills
thamD
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11

The important feature OF THE CENTURY
MAGAZINE Tor the coming year-indeed,
perhaps the most important ever under
taken by the magazine-will be Il series OF
separate
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11

= opAniAh America vhaEe infantils
Alssase6 - = rass = n Hindostan, b.
~ q a Glasses md 81 dies tcddle
ebont nAksd nsas1y he year round, and
- {Adiane q Tamaulipas, bsivesa
GanS1co md Natanoeas. xaise an eston.
1philG nunbog q brown bsntlinGs. Who
lso poyes troubled With clothes III they
- - cough 81 e ca1sy gasdsa. s..1 70 :
regulated. Popular SttMsce kdnEAM
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
Vas Fooled.

Vas Fooled.
Hans fell in love NIT shwweed leetle
maid,
Und every night by her window he shtood,
Und dhere NIT pooty sharanade
He yoke out der whole naborhoodt.
But family he tried once to rouse
Dot matt out her shleep so pewitchcn;
He vas play on der front OF dot house
Und she shleep Oh der leetle pack kcetch-
en-. Hans Pretzel.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11

A widow IN India burns herself for her
husband. In America she marries anoth-
and gives him q roasting. -Pitsburg
Chronicle Telegraph.
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
Fits. EPILEPSY,
FALLING SICKNESS,

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Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11

NRE.2'f.N XlGH

Ia the most complex work of the Creator. and
when this complicated structure, SD exquisite
ly wrought, is disturbed by disease, the must
efficient aid should he SOUGHT from the most
skilled physicnn-for The human body is too
precious to be neglected. 1t becomes the
question, them "Whnt physician shall be en-
ployed?"
Dir. OSCAR JoHANNsrN, Of The University OF
BurliD, Germany, has made IA lifelong study OF
ailments of the Nervous and Genito Urinary
System.
-aEs Nen1edirs Eure
Any Debility or Derangement Of the Nervous
System, including Spermatthorhea Gonorr
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BECAUSE you may have been cheated aud
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of disorders, do not hesitate 10 give DIR. case
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Bea- >Yree. "Ssa
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Icy Complicated eympt m, treated nom ID
JohannesseU's Special Prescriptions under nd
vice Of duly qualified consulting physician.
All correspondence held as strictly conu
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Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11
English Remedy

IS A NEVER FAILING
Cur. for Nervous Dehil-
ity, Exhausted Vitality ,
Seminal Weakness. Spec.
mattorrhea, lost Man
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all the terrible effects ef
Self-Abuse, youthful fol-
lies, ana excuses in ma.
turer years, such a. Loss
of Memory, Lassitude,
Emission Az
Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-04-11

ersien to Society," Dimness OF Vision Noises in the
Head, the vital fluid passing nnobserved in the
urine many otneE seases that lead to insanity
and death.
DIR. MINTIE, who Is regular Physcia
graduate of the University of Pennsylvania will
agree to forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for q
case of this kind the vital Restorative under
hi SPECIAL advice and treatment will not cure, or
for ANYTHING impure or injurious found in it. DIR.
bANTlE treats all Private Diseases successfully
without Mercury. A1- consultation Free.
Thorough examination and advice, including analy-
sis of urine, 80. Price Of Vital Restorative, $780,
bottle. or four times the quantity s., seEt to amy
sd iress upon receipt Of price, @. o. D., secure
from observation. and in private name If desired,
A. Il. MINUTE, II. d.
IL kearny ST., San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE; will be sent to any ono
applying by letter, stating symptom ~ and age.
strict secrecy regard to all businesstransactions
DIR. MINTIE KIDNEY REMEDY, NEPHRET-
ICUN, cures Idiseases of Kidney and Bladder Com.
laints, Gonerrhoa, Glret, Leucorrhea. For sale by
IL druggists, 81 bottle bottles for IS.
DIR. AlNTIES DANDELION PILLS the ke,i
and cheapest Dyspepsia and Bilious Cure i'll tns
market For sale by ell druggists. 12n
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1885-03-05

Shark Intelligent You bet There's
Tohoga Bill; he's named after that island in
Panama bay. Don't know why. He knows
more than any furriner l ever saw and
then he proceeds to tell about Bill It seems
that Bill had been caught by an English
snip at one time, and B-I-Il-L had been
Gut in his Gaca it deep gasheS, AMI when they
hca Il hal lett white scars on hi, drab back
lie hal also Leen struck by harpoon at one
liIAe for there was still three feet of the
~s,auk sticking from him perpendicularly,
a j, Of his dorsa
BIlj never forget the indignity that he had
suffered at the hands Of Johnny Ball, and he
ta It IN for hin But hetoJl, great liking
tu American, beau they were more ex-
trr.ya-,.tut, an threw mora that was palata-
hll overheard. s. that accounts for the
partially which he shovel Americans
When q man fell overheard, as they will do
occasionally, Bill wnuli swim up to him and
inspect ais collar II he had the American
collar he was all right, ami Bill would not
only hold himself back, but, as he was cock
Of the walk, would Keep back all the rest Of
shark1om. II he hal 40 tape or stars on mis-
collar Bill would not touch him, but would
not Interfere with the other fish. But if he
had on ahe English collar he was BITS NUT
ton, "Discrimtnate3 He knew more about
. Johnny Bull uniform than any man on the
snip
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1885-03-05


\ well Informed merchant of Boston re
crntly sail 10 representatives of The Boston
Herald that lie hal been looking back over
his accounts, and was surprised to find that
since the close Of the war there hal been
sloady increase in the ordinary expenses of
carrying on business Mere Office work cost
Il great deal moro nov than it did in 1850;
more clerks were needed, and on the whole,
each Of thas, received higher pay. Assist
ance was required in the receiving and de
liverin@ departments to an extent and Of a
character that would not have been dreamed
Of two decades aSo.
Then there were n variety of incidental
expenses that now entered into the compil-
alton There were telephone charges, print
ia-, the expense of solicitors, the whole maxi
ing up al amount sufficiently large to eat up
al that would have been considered fair
profits quarter Of 4 century ago. It is
frp!'ahls that the experience in different
tr..do5 varies, ana yet We fancy that in
most liars of huGnnsS statements somewhat
.imi.a" t. the above might he made. The
tendency, I'll t"a time going on, to lessen
the aoar, ci service, both in offices and
,,ara hops. w1ui! of itself make the cost Of
i.jua.@ irop"rtInnatrly higher. The cheap
eniug process IS, i there is one, would seem to
be tn eulargiag the amount Of business which
On concern carries on