New-York tribune., 1885-07-04
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

According to English paper thcLondon street arab
is q fatast like the Turk. Do you ever wonder why
you are so miserable and notf asked Of ths
fraternity Well" he said. It's all the Lords doing THE
way you are grand like and dress well and lives in
big house. aad you have panner an soy so the Lord
secs "a how you are gentleman and inks lots Of you
But very poor Mother pawns the blankct
and father beats mother and swears awfni We Rant
got no Sunday things; were all raggety so tho Lord
don't take much notice us." The.American Consul
General In London could show that poor fellow hopeful
vision Of the bigger prospects this Republican city
furnishes for such forgotten wallis
During game between tho Beacons and the Melrose
club the other day the cry OF baby was:hesa 10 !ns
oat, One w-lLowcll Courier
Peaches are selug in Texas Is cents bushei but
tho Fits aone worth 20 cents bushel for almond
meats
Young Lady, to amateur singer Wont you sing Some
Day, Mr. Yelerr
Choru. OF others who have heard hiu oh, 10. sing
other day"
DUST AND ASHES.
She practised on him all her wiles
Til in loves sken net she caught MIN,
And shOwerd OIL him her sweetest smiles
When To her feet she captive brought nim'
But when he pleaded with the maid
To be regarded rs her lover. .
She sighed iittle blushed ana sad,
please wait until the summers ovor."
And then began loves golden dream;
Took her. bought her lemon cream
And other things that mailens fancy.
At beach hotels with her he hopped.
For she was quite an ardent dancer
At length tho youth the question popped
And waited for the maiden's answer.
1t drew the sweetness from his life.
1t burned and scorched him like blister;
Twas this: 81 cannot be your wife,
But will be to you sister" ~ <
The Mugwump Yew-Harsn News sshs out this
haiti
as II the appointment OF Mr. Beattic tho Office Of Sur
yeyor was made for old fashioned political We
trust that may prove but it has that appear
aucs at first sight" Don't be despondent, netghbor,
Beattie may make as good Mugwump as Higgins.
Mr. Abe Barker, the former captain Of the baseball
club when hs got home from Madison last Friday ngl
ate hearty supper pulled OF his baseball su ana saa
his wife, Here take this suit ock It up IN the nct
tom of your trunk and twenty years hence show tne 20
my children tell them - beware of match baseball
piaying."[ Madison tGa) Madisonian
According to tho latest the Cashmere Valley
earthquakes have been fearfuly destructive. To kill
over 5000 people and 5000 animals, and to destroy
10 900 houses the convuons must have been very ex.
tensve It's to be hoped that scientific inquest will
be made into the disturbances full report be drawn
up.
First Democrat: Why Mr. Gladstone and PResi-
dent Cleveland alike o.
Second Democrat: " Give 1t up; tell US"
Because they are both pert the OF the axe"
second Democrat who has been trying Ia vain to
causre the olce Of an offensive partisan for three
mouths declares that this is the poorest conuadrdm he
ever heard.
The wars which have been waged by Great Britain
since Queen Victoria s the throne number twenty.
five. OF which twenty were due 10 the peras anu n'o
In Conservatives: