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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25
"Fools Rush In, Where Angels rear to


Soimpetuous youth is often given to folly
and 1ndiscretions; and, as a result, nervous,
mental and organic debility follow, memory
is impaired, self contidence is lacking; at
night bad dreams occur, premature old age
seems setting in, ruin is in the track In
confidence, you cau, and should write to
DR.. r. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y; the
author of a treatise for the benefit of that
class of patients, aud describe your symp-
toms and sufferings. He can cure you at
your home, and will send you full particu-
lars by mail
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Mnndars Naver Caasa.

Prof. U. Donaldson, New Orleans,
La, proprietor of Museums, who suffer
ed eighteen years with rheumatic pains,
states he has spent ten thousand dol
lars to get cured. After trying doctors,
famous baths, electric appliances and
of liniments without relief, no
tried st. Jacobs Oil. which completely
cured him. 1t Is a wonderful remedy,
he says, and he has sold his crutches.
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ELY's CREAM BALM has entirely cured
me OF a long standing case of catarrh.
| have never yet seen its equal as a cure
for colds In the head and headache re-
sulung from such colds. IL is u rene
dy of sterling merit Ed. l., Grossly,
Nashville, Tenn,
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MENsNANs PERFORMED BEEF TONIC, the only
preparation Of beef containing Its entire Hutrt
tfous properties. 1t contains b~lood-making, force
generating and DEMONSTRATING properties; invalua-
bic for Indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous prostration,
ton, nervous prostration, over-work or acute dis
ease, particularly II resulting from pulmonary
complaints. Caswell, Hazard d Co, proprietors-
New York. Sold by druggists~
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Beware of ScrofM/a

scrofula is probably more general thar any
other disease. 1t is insldious in character,
and manifests Itself in running sores, pustular
eruptions, boils, swellings, enlarged joints,
assesses, sore eyes, etc. Hoods ~Sarsaparilla
expels all trace Of scrofula from the blood,
leaving it pure, enriched, and healthy.
81 was severely afflicted with scrofula'
and for over a year had two running sores
on my neck. Took i've bottles OF Hoods
Sarsaparilla, and consider myself cured"
G. E. LovEJoY, Lowell, Mass.
G. A. Arnold, Arnold, Me-, had scrofulous
sores for seven years, spring and fall. Hoods
Sarsaparilla cured him..
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WITH Ely's Cream Balm a child can
be treated without pain OF dread, and
with perfect safety. Try the remedy.
1t cures Catarrh. Hay Fever and Colds
in the Head. 1t is easily applied with
the finger and gives relief from the first
application. Price so cents. At drug
gists. so cents by mail. Ely Bros,
Owego, N. Y,
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even If you have tried many remedies
for your Kidney disease or Liver COM
plant without success it is no reason
why you should think your disorder in
durable. The most intractable cases
readily yield to. the potent virtues of
Kidney-Wort. 1t is a purely vegetable
compound which acts ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels at the same time and
thus cleanses the whole system. Don't
wait, but get a package to-day and cure
yourself.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

loo SMART-An insurance agent ap-
piled 10 a woman in Austin to induce
her to get her husbands life insured.
"Will I be sure to get the money If he
dies right Off" 'Certainly, madame"
''But will you give me any assurance
he will die right OFF, NO, madame,
we can't do that" "Well. then, what
good will it be to me to get his life in
sured, if he don't die2 l knew there
was some catch abodt this insurance
business
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MUFFINs .-Une pint of milk, a piece
Of butter the size of a egg, half a cup
of yeast, two eggs, and -four enough to
make a stiff batter. Put the milk on to
bo1 and put the butter in 1t, and when
scalding hot set away to cool. When
nearly cool add the eggs, well beaten,
the -four we'll sifted and the yeast. with
a little salt. Let it rise six hours, and
bake in creased muffin rings.
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MrNKs-"You seem to have plenty of
time on your hands just now"
WHISTLES; l hardly know what
to do with myself"
"But heretofore you have been mead
over ears in business. Have you re-
tired?"
mo; I've got a new job"
'Indeedl What?"
az have become the husband OF an
actress"
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A MAN is always a fool. If he be
young, the world says, when he Is
older he will know more" II he be
older it says, "He is old enough to
know better" And when he is old, 1t
says. "There is no kind of fool equal to
an old TOOL"
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Rg-IT Is A WELL KNOWN FAoE.-In
the Diamond Dyes more coloring is
given than in any known Dyes, and
they give faster and more brilliant col
ors. 10c., at all druggists. They are a
great success. Wells. Richardson &
Co., Burlington, Vt.
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A CONVICT says he was sent to prison
for being dishonest, and yet he is com.
PEELED every day to cut out pieces OF
pasteboards, which are put between the
soles of the cheap shoes made there and
palmed off on the innocent public as
leather.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Best French Brandy, Smart Weed, ia
maica Ginger and Camphor Water, as com
bined in DIR. Pierce's Extract OF Smart
Weed, is the best remedy for collie, diar-
rhGa, cholera morbus, d~ysenteryo or bloody
fux; also. to break up colds, fevers and iu-
hammatory attacks If used early.
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Beautiful CHI ONO Cards Free.

A very handsome set OF Elegant Floral
Cards will be sent free OF cost to all
who send their address on a postal card
to Kennedy & Co., No. % Wood street,
Pittsburgh, Pa, manufacturers of Car
boline, the great Petroleum Hair Re-
newer,
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The Fest Rntlsr Color

The great unanimity with which dali
rymen OF high reputation have adopted.
in preference to anything else, the I'm
proved Butter Color made by Wells,
Richardson & Co., of Burlington, Vt,
is remarkable. 1t shows that the claims
of initiative celors are baseless; wise
dairymen will use no other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

WHEN you hear a young man declare
there isn't a girl IN the world he would
marry, do not misjudge him. Probably
in his very peculiar circle of lady ac-
quaintances there isn't any girl whom
anybody would marry.
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Big baby show in Denver. Now,
young man with the short coat, yellow
top shoes, no quarters in your pockets
and no brains IN your head, go out and
exhibit yourself.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

BrLLrNas met DIR. Squint. Hello,
my FRIEND" exclaimed the Doctor, 81
am glad to see you Around hunting
for news, I suppose. You reporters are
always on the go. You are the BEST re-
porter in Arkansaw. Say. I'm going to
have a little gathering of friends at my
house tomorrow night, and my wife.
who is a great admirer of you. by the
way, sends you a special Invitation.
Let's have a bottle Of wine. Say. there.
waiter, bring us a bottle of Piper HE'D
sleek"
II suppose you have heard, Doctor,
that l am no longer connected with the
Daily BIo0mf"
''No."
Eyes, I have retired from the news
. business. When do you say you
want me to come aroundr
ooh, any time" replied the Doctor
with an evident change OF manner.
Say, waiter, eve mind the wiae'
Bnng us tEo haars
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as there no balm in Gilead2

IS tHeIe NO VnyoICIdU IHtIes
Thanks to DIR. Pierce, there is a balm in
his Golden Medical Discovery"-a "balm
for every wound" TO health, from colds,
coughs, consumption, bronchitis, and all
chronic, blood, lung and liver affections.
OF druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

A highly perfumed Soap will not heal or
cure skin diseases, neither will 1t b~eautify
and soften face and hands; try "Beesou's
Aromatic Alum Sulphur Soap" % cents
by Druggists, or by mail VIM. Dreydop-
pei, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

The powerful curative properties of a
Hop Plaster are irresistible when applied to
Backache, Swollen Joints and Muscles,
Sclatica, Pleurisy, Sharp Pains, or any sort
of soreness. The best and strongest por-
Gus plaster made. A trial will demon
strate il. 25c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Extremes are dangerous; a middle
estate is safest. as a middle temper oil
the sea between a still calm and a vlo-
lent tempest is most helpful to convey
he mariner to his haven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

There is no more dangerous or siupe-
flying position for a man In life than
to be a cock of small society. 1t pre-
vents his ideas from growing; 1t enders
hum intolerably cOneeited.
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DOMESTIC

CHrcKRy PRNwIPER. "A description
Of penwiper that finds a ready sale. u
is = little woolly chicken made Win
yellow and black wool, standing upon
! black cloth and stopping down to eat
the grains Of rice placed on he cloth,
To make: Provide skeins Of yellow ana
black single Berlin wool, some cap wire,
two of the very smallest shoe buttons
and some black cloth 10 make the pen
wiper. The chicken make Of " httie
balls Of wool, n smaller than the oth-
err. Make these balls like the children's
soft balls wound round cardboard. Out
a round Of cardboard three Inches III
diameter, and out o, its centre a Circle
an inch in diameter. Wind the black
wool round three-iourths of the circle,
and the yellow wool round the other
part, and when the interior OF the circle
is quite filled up, cut the outside edges
OF the wool, pass a string around them
and tie tightly together so that a round
ball is the result; this ball forms the
body of the chicken. The head make
the same manner; but upon a circle OF
cardboard two inches IN diameter. Sew
the two together so that both he yell
lows are on the same side, sew the two
little shoe-buttons in 81 eyes and a
small piece of a quill-pen for the beak.
For the legs u the cap-wire through
the centre of the body, cut it the right
length, twist both ends to form the
claws of both feet, and owe by wind
ing yellow wool OF silk tightly around
the wire. Make the penwiper with the
cloth, sew u few grains of rice on the
top layer, and the chicken on the same
layer, bend the chickens body to make
it appear as il it was STOPPING towards
the rice.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Never put much confidence in those
who put much confidence in others. A
man prone to suspect evil, is generally
looking in his neighbor for what he
gees in himself.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

The true Sunday is the core Of orr
civilization, dedicated to thought and
to reverence, 1t invites to the noblest
solitude and to the nobIest society.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

There is no policy like politeness; and
q good manner is the best thing in the
world, either to get 3 good name OF
supply the we.s OF il
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

LIGHTNISa struck a brewery In NIL
yankee the other night, and made
everything hop.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

HoMINY Conn PoSR.-Two teacups
OF boiled small hominy sometimes call.
ed grits) and while hot stir IN a large
spoonful of butter, add four we'll beaten
eggs, and n pint rich milk, half a
pint of sifted yellow corn meal. The
batter should be as thick as a rich boil.
ed custard, and if thicker, add a little
nor milk. Bake IN q hot oven.
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COUGHS. Browns BRONCHIAL TRo-
cHEs are used with advantage % alleviate
Coughs, Sore Throat, ami Bronchial Ahec-
tions. Sold only IN 5o1eS.
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OF all the riches that we hug. of all
the pleasures that we enjoy, we can
carry no more out of this world than
out of q dream.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

SPONGE DRoP4-Beat to a froth three
eggs and n cup of sugar. STIR into
this II heaping cupful of sifted flour,
in which n teaspoonful Of cream of
tartar has been mixed. Dissolve half a
teaspoonful of soda in a very little hot
water and add last, after beating well.
Flavor with lemon, nutmeg or vanilla.
Butter tin sheets with washed butter,
free from salt, and drop the mixture in
teaspoonfuls upon them, about three
inches apart. Bake in a quick oven.
Serve with ice cream.
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What seems to be a really useful APP
pliance has recently been added to the
old-fashioned but often most efficient
type of hfe-buoy. Inside the buoy
there is a circular brass reservoir filed
with oil and so constructed that SO long
as it is suspended on shlpboard in the
customary style none OF the oil can es.
cape, but when the buoy is cast ON the
water and assumes ahorizontal position
the oil readily flows out Of the reservoir,
and, spreading tilm-like on the surface,
induces a sort OF calm for a considerable
distance around the person to whom the
hfe-preserYer is sent, thus making IL
easier for a rescuing crew to pick him
up. The reservoir might also contain
some phosphorescent substance which
could be serviceable in case of an acci-
dent at night.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

A GOVERNMENT RECIPE The Gov.
eminent harness dressing is as follows:
One gallon'o meats foot oil, two pounds
OF bayberry tallow, two pounds of bees
wax, two pounds of beef tallow. Put
the above in a pan over a moderate fire.
When thoroughly dissolved add two
quarts Of castor oil, then while on the
stir in n ounce OF lampblack, Mix
well and strain through a fine cloth to
remove sediment; let cool, and you
have as fine a dressing for harness or
leather OF any kind as can be had.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

If You carry the talisrnan of Christ in
your heart, 1t will give you strength and
courage in every conflict, and, at death.
open to you the gates of glory,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Mrs. Sn1PKINs says she would rather
be made one than to be one maid. 1t
is inferred that Miss s. is engaged.
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A GENTS WANTED, Gentlemen or ladies', for
"HoughtaitHg'S Hama Book Qf uSgTul EgUf-
nation" and for ''H0UgbtdliHg'S SALARY List o.
UHued states OBciGiS.n over 10000 already sold.
s. to Sl5 q day made Sample COMES OF books ana
terms to agents by mail, on receipt Of 5Ur, IN l or &c
stamps. Stamps returned # you dougt take agency
on return of books. Address c. T. Houzhtlling, 70
Madlson Ave. AlhanY. n. ".
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SPRINGFIELD SODA BIsoUIrs.-One
quart OF flour n pint of milk, piece Of
butter Sic of an egg, one teaspoonlul of
soda dissolved in milk. two teaspoonfuls
Of cream tartar sifted in -four with salt
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

C~heerfulness is the best promoter of
health, and as friendly to the mind as
to the body.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Strive to impress On your children
that the only disgrace attached to hon.
sst work is the disgrace Of doing it
badly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

HoUsEKEEPERs before putting away
their delicate winter woOlens should
try cleansing with -four. Slightly soil
ed white wooden articles, knitted or GRO
cheted, may be made to look as we'll as
new if they are carefully rubbed in
-four. Cover them with -four and rub
gently, as if washing, until tine -four be-
comes dark. Shake out the article and
rubin clean -four initial soil is removed.
Snake well and hang in the wind until
no atom of flour remains in the wool.
OF course one would not care to cleanse
in this way articles that are worn next
to the body, but for shawls, capes and
head coverings -four answers admirably.
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DooroR "Well, Mistress Macfar-
lane, hnw do you feel to day2"
Mrs. M.-"Ah, doctor, Ill no see the
nlcht out"
Doctar-''Tut, tut! don't say that.
Have you taken any OF that whisky the
laird sent your"
Mrs. MIA, ma, doctor, l wouldna
like toe gang into the next world WI the
smell O. drink on mel
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,sRough on COughs.'

The world ~forgiyes with difficulty the
fact that one can be happy without it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Corn CAKES -One cup of sweet milk,
one tablespoonful of butter. one table.
spoonful at soda and two OF cream Of
tartar; make as stiff as batter, They
are delicious for breakfast,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Reason is the torch of friendst'p
Judgment ITS guide, tenderness its VI
ment.
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TAPIocA CUP PUDDING. One even
teaspoonful of tapioca soaked for two
hours In nearly a cuplul Of new milk:
stir into this one egg beaten very hight.
and sugar to taste. Bake In ups ff.
teen minutes,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

FLUFFY caps of swans down, border
ed with white lace or Plated satin, are
seer on many small babies. Little boys
under two years wear their hair parted
on one side and falling in curls over the
shoulders. When the hair is too short
to curl it is made into a long curl on
the top of the head, in the fashion of
fifteen years ago. Wide crimson sashes
are worn with white dresses by little
girls during snowy weather. The new
est crochet boots for babies are made OF
silk and reach over the knee, where
they are held by soft white silk ribbons.
House shawls for little children are now
make of deep cream-colored cashmere
fringed out about the edges. The new
baby mits reach to the elbow and are
fastened to the dress sleeve. Some Of
them are lined with fleece. Little girls
who can walk wear about the house
tiny bronze slippers ornamented on the
toe by a golden satin butterfly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

WHERE the watering place is far from
the stable cattle will often suffer from
thirst in cold weather rather than go
through the cold blast to get it, The
extreme cold of tie water chills them
SO that they will not drink as much as
they should. The best way to
water cows is from a cistern holding the
rain water that falls on a barn. In a
basement the cistern can easily be pro-
tected from freezing. If made outside
the barn the clstern should be deep in.
the ground and banked with earth. In
this case the water must be pumped
out. In a basement, clstern wa.er may
be drawn with q faucet, and just enough
left running to supply the demands OF
the stock.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Genius follows its own path and
reaches its destination, scarcely needing
q compass.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Ir A farmer could make a hundred
bushels of corn on a piece OF new
ground the first year and thereby ex'
haust it, or make ten bushels a yeal
and take ten years to get the hundred
bushels, and exhaust the land, which
would be most profitable? Obviously
making the one hundred bushels the
first year, because he would save the
labor of ~cultivating nine crops.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

A pound of care will notpay an ounce
Of debt
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25
DIR. RAILWAYS
PILLS

For the cure OF all disorders of the STOMACH,
Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Dis
eases, Loss Of Appetite, Headache, Constipation,
Costiveness, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, BtiOusness,
Fever, Inflammation of the Bowels, Piles, aud al
arrangements Of the Internal Yiscera Purely
vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, CT
deletertous drugs.
Price % cents per box. sold BIZ all druggists
READ "FALSE AND TRUE"
Send a letter stamp to RADWAY & 90, No. %
Warren Street, New York. "a Information
worth thousands will be sent to YOU
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HONEY Is now manufactured by hu-
man hands. The comb is made OF par
afine or beeswax, and the honey, which
is also false, is blown in by machinery,
A kind OF honey which is Put upin glass
cups with a small piece of comb in the
centre, is generally made from can't
sugar, glucose or syrup.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Singing, irritation, Inflammation, al hllheg ai'
Urinary Complaints, cured by "~Bucaa-faiDA u
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

Children slow in development, puny, scrawny
and delicate, use "Wells' Health REVIEWER"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

One reason why HUNTS kidney and
Liver] REMEDY is so popular for the cure
of diseases of the kidneys, liver and blad-
der, is that it shows immediate improve
ment IN the condition of the patient and re-
covery is steady and certain. Its cures
nave been so wonderful that physicians of
all schools prescribe it in their practice.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25
DR.. RAILWAYS
SarSaparIIiian ReSO!yenl.
The Great Blood Purifier.

me treat Blood Purifier.
For the cure OF all Chrome Diseases, Chronl5
rheumatism, S~crofala, Glandular swelling, lack
ing, Dry Cough, CancerOus Affections, ~ypllitlJ
Complaints, Bleeding OF the Lungs, Dyspepsia,
Water Brash, White SweIlingS, Tuners, HmpeA
B~lotches, EruptiOns of the FAce, Ulcers, skin and
Hip Diseases, Mercurlal Diseases, Female Com
plants Govt, Dropsy, Ricketts,, salt Rheum, Br1u-
chliis, Consumption, Kidney, Bladder Liver
Complaints, etc.
SCROFULA,
Whether transmitted from parents or acquired, Is
within the curative range Of the SARSAPARtL-
Liza y R~ESOLNENT.
cures nave been made where persons HAYS
been afflicted with SCrOtula from their youth Up
10 20, 80 aud 40 years OF age, ny
DR.. Railways S~arsaparillian Resolveut,
a remedy composed Of ingredients OF eXtfaor.
binary medical properties, essential TO purify,
heal, repair and inVigorate the broKen-down aud
wasted body-QUICK, PLEASANT, SAFE AMI PsRLA-
HEET in its Treatment and cure.
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. Price sL.OO per bottle
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KEEPING PLANTS CLEAR OF INSECTS
The same conditions of better weather
and increased sunshine that help the
POT plants to put g vigor just now
also favor the increase OF insects upon
them. The greatest trouble from these
comes to those growers who fail to OBJ
serve the Stitch in time saves nine
Let it always be taken for granted that
insects will certainly put in an appear
ance on the plants. Then do not walt
until hundreds show up before COM
menoing the fight. With eyes open
look over the plants often and crush
everyone that appears. Should they
for any reason gain an advantage and
before You know 1t be present in large
numbers, take the plants to the sink or
bath-tub and wash them with warm
soapy water, afterward rinsing the
plants with clear water. This is "a good
course to pursue once a week whether
any insects are present or not. Faith
fully followed up, and no green fly, spi-
der or scale will even be seen.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

A NURsERYMAN asserts that apple trees
which have straight and upright tops
have roots of similar character, and that
those which have low and spreading
tops have roots. Even the color and
peculiar markings of the bark OF some
varieties extend to the roots. The nur'
seryman is therefore able to distinguish
several varieties by their roots alone.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25

MANURE THE ORNAMENTALs. DO the
evergreens and other ornamental trees
and shrubs about your home lack In
vigor and beauty? Then take our
counsel and apply a a of rich manure
over their roots now. Let this remain
on until the spring rains are past, when
it may be removed to give the rain a
chance. Ii there is no grass, leave the
manure TO act as a summer mulch.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25
Afrloan Commerce.

Ask for ssRough on Coughs" for Coughs Colds.
Sore Throat. Hoarseness. Troches,15G Liquid, 25c
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-25
Salt RheumI

William Spies, Elyria, o., suffered greatly
from erysipelas and salt rheum, caused by
handling tobacco. At times his hands would
crack open and bleed. He tried various prep
~arations without aid finally took Hoods Sar-
saparilla, and now says: d" lam entirely we'll"
any son had salt rheum on his hands and
on the calves Of his legs. He took Hoods
sarsaparilla and is entirely cured" j. B..
STANTON, Mt. Vernon, Ohio.
Hoods ~SarsapariIla
Sold by all druggists. 81 six for IS. Made
only by c. 1. HOOD & Co, Lowell, Mass
100 Doses One Dollar.