The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-09-29

For every man killed in war ten have
been sent over the gulf by the aid OF the
corkscrew.
1t is not the man who thumps the bar
the hardest that has the most money 10
pay for his drink.
This would be . better world If the
people in it who lose their tempers would
never find them again.
There is rore magic in one child'a in.
nocen. prattle than there is in the graw !
OF regiment Of pessimists.
Lo, the Poor Colorado Indisn, ready
to 69ht the moment Uncle Sam shows q
disposition to Cheyenne things at him.
A man has stall in Q Cincinnati mar.
ket who lost both legs in the army. Wha,
splendid cashier be would make.
A scientific journal tells how to pre-.
vent hiccough. Another good way is to
refrain from going out between the. acts.
An Englisbman has discovered tha,
kissing, to be Scriptursl, must be be.
tween those OF the came sex. 1t is evi.
dent that the Bible needs to be revised
just once more.
The BURDocK PLANT is one OF the
best diure,ics or kidney regulators in the
vegetable world, and the compound
known as Burdock Blood Btters is nm.
surpassed in all diseases Of the kidneys,
liver and blood.
! A woman in Americus. Ca, several
weeks ago lost silver quarter some.
where about the yard or garden. Being
unsble to find it its loss passed out oil
mind, until few days ago her dsugh.
ter, in cutting up some cabbage, found
the quarter securely imbedded in head
Gorge (after the theater)-Do you
know What this ice cream is made OF
Clara (scrsping her disb) No, George
George-It's made Of skim milk, oleo
margarine, corn starch, gelatine ani
glucose. Clara enthusiastically lin
deed2 What delightful mixture il is
The Microscope describes q pretty
experiment. Upon clip Of glass put
drop OF liquid auric chloride or argenti'
nitrate, with half q grain Of metalli,
zinc in the auric chloride, and copper II
the silver. A growth Of exquisite golt
and silver ferns will form beneath th,
eye.
Goldsmith Maid, at the height of he
glory, for joke was taken from he
quarters through back street, led to {
public place aud put up ct auction, th
spectators bidding 10 good faith until th
price was run up to lhirty-foue. dollars
when some one connected with the stabl
bid thirty.fve dollars, the hammer fel
and she was led away.
i Soft-shell crabs when ont of the waite
are very sensitive to thunder and light
ming, and whether on train or stesmbos
or in creates 10 the market, seventy -fiv,
per cent. OF them, according to a Nev
York dealer, are killed by q thunde
storm. The cause Of this ia not under
stood, but the dealer in question think
they are scared to death.
Cholera germs show decided affinit!
for human lips; therefore fruit from in
fected districts is dangerous. The orang
especially, or any fruit which, like this
is washed with water before shipment, i
, very likely to trsnsmit the germs. II
touch the body OF cholera patient ant
afte:ward accidentally to touch one
own lips with the same hand woul,
probably cause cholera TO the person q
doing. H :
The cross which the Princess Of Vale
recently gave to 81. Peters Church, 81
E Louis, is OF guided brass, with tripl
Q formed points, beautifully engraved, wit
four Irish crystals at its extremi,ies an,
q garnet set IN royal star at the juno
! ton of the cross. 1t has been place,
upon brass pedestal of three steps. o.
: which the inscription is engraved: ct
, the Rector and Congregation Of 81
Peters Church, St. Louis, from He
Royal Highpess. Alexandria, the Prir
cess of Wales, 1885.
Words are weak to express the Won
derful curative properties Of that primo
D among modern medicines, Mishler
? Herb Biters. M. A. Fsirer, Supt. Q
/. the Lancaster, Pa, County Hospita
, aban.ioned the attempt to express hi
: deli ght and admiration for the medicine
! He had long suffered from dyspepsis
, diseases of the kidneys and neuralgis
} and used hundreds of so-cslled remedie
without good results At last be trie'
Mishler's Bitters, and in short tim
uoa norfcctlv Cnrpd