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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-09-29
DR.. Spinney
No. II Kearny street

No. II Aeafny street,
I cate All Chronic and Special Diseases.
YOUNG MEN,
Who mSy be suffering from the effects OF youthful
follss or indis.reons. will do we'll to avail them
selves Of this. the greatest boon ever laid at the
altar of suffering humanity. DIR. SPINNEY will
guarantee to forfeit $500 for every of Seminal
Weakness or private diseases of any kind OF char.
setter which he undertakes aud fails to cure.
MlDDLE.iGED MEN.
There are many At the age of thirty to sixty who
are troubled with too frequent excavations of the
bladder often accompanied by slight smarting
sud burning sensation and n weakening of the sys-
ten IN q manner TIE patient cannot account for.
On examining the urinary deposits a ropy sedi-
ment will often be found and sometimes small
psrticles OF abumen will sppesr. the color will
be of thir. milkish hue, again changing to dark
and torpid appearance. There are many men
vho die of this difficulty. ignorant of the cause
which IL the second stase of seminal weakness.
DIR. SPINNEY will guarantee sure and
perfect cure in all such cases aud 4 healthy res
torattoo Of the g o-nrnary organs,
Office Hours-l0 to 1 and to 3. Sundays, from
TO- II .. m. Consultation free. Thorough ex-
AminatI"n and sdsice, IS.
Call or address,
DIR. SPINNEY 4 Co.
Se23 Noll ksarny street. San Francisco.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-09-29

pfIvhWIy cufeO.
YOUNG, MIpDLK-AGxD aud OLD and all, who
need medical SKILL and experience, consult the
old European Physician Ut once. His opinion
costs nothing, aud may savo future misery and
shame. When inconvenient to visit the city for
treatment. medicines can be sent everywhere by
express rREE fro1. observation. 1t 10 self evi.
dent that physician who gives his whole atten.
tton r. class Of diseases attnins great skill and
physicians throughout the country knowing this,
frequently recommend dficult cases to the OLD.
EST SPECIALIST, by whom every known Good
Remedy IL used. The Doctors AGE and ExPE.
RIENCE make his opinion Of SUPREME impor.
lance.
eVThose who call see one but the Doc,o,
Consultation free aud Sscredly Confidential
Cases which have failed In obtaining relief else
agree 70 forfeit 81 600 for q undertaken, ne,
cured. Call or write. Hours: Daily. from . =.
M to4P: M; Ste evenings Sundays. 10 to !.
1xNT FREE. Address - above.
~The services OF the celebrated old German
ssysci.n pr O. aIHAaR from sTs:sYTy h:yo
fame specialist for diseases OF men is univers
ally known. aud hundreds are daily Xvailing them
selves Of the opportunity of free consultation
personally Or by letter, in all Languages.
On. LlEB,G's WONDERFUL GERMAN lNyiGORArOk
permanently prevents all Unnatural LOSSES from
the system. tones ths nerves. strengthens the mus
clos. checks the waste, invtgorstes the whole sys
tem. and restores the afflicted t. Health and Hap
piness.
The reason 20 many cannot get cured Of Seminal
Wsskness. Loss Of Manhood, etc. Ia owing TO .
0Oulotac0tlon called FHOSTATORNHEA with N.Y.
P8RAErHESIA. which requires peculiar treat.
msnt. DR.. Liebig's lnvigorstcr is the only posi-
tive cure for PRosTAfoRRHEA, with peculiar
specisl treatment. used at the Liebig Dispensary
vARICOCELE,
Or Wormy Veins Of the Scrotum Often the un.
suspected cause % Lost Manhood. Debility, &c.
Price Of Invtgorator. 81. Case OF ak bottles. $40
Sent to any address. covered securely from obsGr.
walton,
Most powerful electric belts free to patients.
10 prove the wonderful power OF the Invigor.
stor.
A ~ BOTTLE GIVEN or SENT FREE.
Dr. Lebig's Wonderful magnetic Heaters or Self
Aaguetixers the greateat curative invention of the
ees. Every man or woman Can now be their
Magnetic Healer. 1t can be used without the aid
OF . professional hand rubber. consequently no
big fees to pay. Price 81. complete. Sold only 1t
che DR.. Liebig DisPensnry.
Colsultation free and private. Call or address.
LIEBIG DISPENSARY,
100 deary Street San Francisco, Cal
Private entrance. 4as Maaon Street. four blocks
up 0oary Street from Kearny. Main entrance
shrough Dispens sry Drugstore. j3Mf
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-09-29
DR.. LIERiC
Private Disponsary.

4OU 0eAry 81, San Fr1nctac0. Ca
Conducted by Qualified Phys1
cians and Surgeons-regulsi grad.
uate&.
~The OLDEST SPECIALISTS
in the United States, whose LIFE
LONG EXPERIENCE, perfect method
und pure medic ne, insure speedy
and PERMANENT CURES Of all Pri-
vste, Chronic and Nervous DIS.
eases. Affections Of the BLOOD,
SKIN, KIDNEYS, BLADDER,
ERuPTiONS, ULCERS, Old
SORES. Swelling Of the Glands,
Sore Mouth, Throat, Bone Pains,
permanently cured and cradle xted
from the system for life.
NERVOUS I RsSa,,ty'
Seminal losses, Sexual pecsy
Mental and Physical Weak.
ness. Failing Memory. Weak
Eyes. Stuntcd Development, I'm.
pediments to Marriage, etc .,
from excuses or youthful folliss.
or any cause. speedily, safely and
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-09-29
HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE,

(Having been surgeon IN charge of two leading
hospitalsl enables me to treat all private troubles
with excellent results l wish IL distinctly under
stood that do not claim 10 perform impossibil-
ties. or to have miraculous or supernatural power.
claiIh only 20 b. 4 skillful and successful Phys-
clan and Surgeon. TuoaoUGuLY informed i'll my
xlnlf
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1885-09-29
DIR. ALL EN-,
26,s Ksaruy S,fest, San Francisco, Cal.

P.S. have 1 PORTABLE COMPOUND, the result
OF many years Of special practice and hard study,
which uudes my special sdvice HAS NEVER FAILED
or SUCCESS IN the cure OF LOST MANHOOD, PRosrA.
ToRNHEA. rrc. o3ltf
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
ABOUT IAilORS.

Men Who Have Sat Cross-Legged and
Risen to Distinction.
Tailors have been the butt of small
wits and large wits for generations. 1t
has come to be well-recognized fact on
the stage that tailors have very red
noses and very lean bodies. But the
stage does not, in this respect, hold the
mirror up to nature, for many tailors
have fat bodies and fat purses.
The village tailor who sits on his
board and is popularly supposed to tie
his legs up into hard knot when
working may be scorned by the rich,
but the tailor who has the large store in
the thoroughfare of big city is mer-
chant, and if he is wealthy is cordially
welcomed by other wealthy men.
There was tailor Admiral in the En-
glish navy and tailor Marshal in the
German army. The latter had wit as
pointed as his needle. A snobbish no.
BILE once asked:
Colonel, didn't you wear q pair Of
scissors to cut cloth WITH"
''Yes," said the tailor-soldier, .'but
now wear sword to trim puppies
cars with" and the conversation drifted
into other channels.
We have had President who was
tailor in his youth and we have had
Presidents who were office-seekers from
their youth. Boston Transcript.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
Not One Private Left.

A few months since some Amazon
River Navigation Company sent Bra
lillian, most courteous gentleman, to
inspect and report upon the Arkansas
River steamers. He was intrusted to
the care of the genial Captain Nowland,
of the Hays. While the steamer was in
port at vicksburg, the Captain, in tax
ing his guest around to show him the
city. encountered party of friends, to
whom he introduced the foreigner as
follows: General McCardle, Mr.. -;
General Harris, Mr.. -; General Catch
ing, Mr.. -; General Morehead, Mr..
-; DR.. Quinn, Mr.. -" each intro
duction being acknowledged with pro-
fuse politeness. His new acguaintances
evidently made an impression upon the
Brazilian, and after leaving them he
said: "Nowland, you must have had a
terrible war over here" "Indeed we
did, and we made splendid fight, was
the reply. "Yes, terrible war. see
you have left only few Generals and
an occasional doctor. ."-Greenviiie
(Isnn.) Times.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
A Pretty Table Scarf.

A useful table scarf, and one that is
particularly pleasing to the eye' because
it does not suggest almost endless labor,
is made by taking strip of all-wool
Java canvas Of the proper length for the
table on which it is to be used. Line it
with some stiff cloth and then with
silesia. At about three inches from the
outer edge sew on two strips OF black
velvet ribbon two inches wide. Through
the center work handsome scroll pat
tern, using bright yellow silk; the velvet
stripes may be put on perfectly plain, or
may be worked in old-fashioned cross
stitch or in some modification of feather
stitch. Finish the bottom of the scarf
with yellow silk balls. This is suitable
for the common sitting room; it is so
bright that the dust can be shaken from
1t with ease. National Presbyterian.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
GETTING THE PITCH.
How Musieian Conquered . Rsving lGa
Bull.


How Musieian Conquered Rsving lGad
Bull.
Self-pcssession in time of danger often
wins the battle. even when one has not
many resources at command. Old David
Turton was Yorkshire musician, Of
whose oddities many instances are re-
membered. 1t is said that he was one
day walking through a pasture, when
he met a furious bull, which, catching
sight of David's red bag, made men.
acing preparations to charge upon it.
The musician did not fy, as retreat
would ill-accord with his dignity, and,
more important still, the bass viol that
he carried in the bag might be injured
by precipitate leap over the hedge.
The bull beloved. and came on with
lowered horns.
"Steadyr' soliloquized the musician.
81 reckon that was double B nat'ral."
Again the bull beloved.
I'm pretty sure it were B." said
David again, 'but I'll max sure," and
opening the bag, he extracted the bass
viol, set it down, and, drawing his bow
across the string, produced sound as
full of volume, and of the same pitch,
as the tone of the infuriated beast
"a thowt were rect" said David.
with grim smile.
At the sound of the viol, the bull
stood still, raised his head, and glowered
at the extraordinary object before him.
David, having his viol out, thought it q
pity to bag it again without tune, and
began the violoncello part in one Of
Handel's choruses.
1t was too .huch for the bull; he was
out-bellowed, and turned tail in flight
Youth's Companion.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
An Important Arrest.

The arrest Of a suspicious character upon
his general appearance, movements or COM
panionship, without waiting until he has
robbed a traveller, fired q house, or muir
dered fellow-man, is an important func-
ton of shrewd detective. Even more i'm.
portant is the arrest OF disease which, II
not checked, will blight and destroy hu-
man life. The frequent cough, loss OF appe-
titc, general languor or debility, pallid skin
and bodily aches and pains, announce the
approach of pulmonary consumption, which
is promptly arrested and permanently cured
by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov-
cry" Sold by druggists.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
A DESIGN IN HAND.
Three Amusing Anecdotes OF Prominent
Boston Architects.

Three Amusing Anecdotes OF Promineai
Boston Architects.
From time to time one hears a good
many droll stories anent the Boston
architects, who are for the most part
men of rather marked individuality, and
a couple of these stories will bear repeat.
ing. The first relates that Boston
architect furnished designs for build
ing of which the Importance may be es-
timated by the fact that it cost something
like $l,000,000. He did not draw his
commission until the work was finished,
when the amount of his bill frightened
the committee having the matter in
charge. One of them, millionaire
thrice over, said emphatically at the
committee meeting where the bills came
up: "The bill is simply absurd; $1,000
Is fully all that the architects services
are worth. Why, it is mere brain labor
no capital required whatever; $1,000 is
ample; it is generous!" In the end,
however, the ''mere brain labor" man.
aged to get something like thirty times
the sum which seemed to the millionaire
so generously ample.
The second tale is to the effect tina.
when Mr.. Richardson, who built the
capitol at Albany, presented his designs
for that editice, the committee asked
that he make certain notifications o.
his plans. But he answered: mo, gen
tlemen; will make you new desigs
but | can not alter that. That is COZ
ception."
An architect who has the most dia
tractingly ugly hands imaginable, all
knotted and gnarled, has recently built
block of houses at the South end all
over excrescences and points. He was
dining at French restaurant the other
evening. when friend asked: "Where
in the world did you pick up the idea Of
those crazy houses you are building ON
Blank street," "Ob, l don't know" "
was the answer. "It's design I've had
in hand for some time" "Ah," the
questioncr responded, glancIng point
edIy at the grotesgue hand of the archi-
tect, which rested idly upon the tables
'yes, see; the idea is all tn ere. Cor.
Poudence Journal.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
Young Men, Read This.

THE voLrAIc BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO Vol
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The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
CONTAGIOUS !!

am native of England and while was In thai
country contracted terrible blood poison and fci
two years under treatment as an outdoor patient
at Nottingham Hospital England. but was not cured.
suffered the most agonizing pains in my bones. and
WAS covered with sores all over my body and hmbs,
Finally completely lost all hope In that country and
sailed for America and treated at Roosevelt In
this city as well as by prominent physician In New
York having no connection with the hospitals.
l saw the advertisement Of 5wifts Specific. and
determined to give It trial. took six bottles and
can say with great Joy that they have cured me en-.
tirey. am as sound and well A. ever was % " my
life. l.. FRED HALfohD.
New York City. June Il. 1885
Treatise on Blood anc Skin Diseases mailed free.
the SWIFT Specific Co., Drawer q Atlanta. CO
n. T.. l57 W. I'D Street.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
nom, Want Relief. But Cure. {"

Is the exclamation Of thousands suffering
from catarrh. To all such we say: Catarrh
can be cured by Dr. Sage's Catarrh Rem.
edy. 1t has been done in thousands OF
cases; why not in yoursi Your danger is
in delay. Enclose a stamp to Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.
Y, for pamphlet on this disease.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
PRAYING FOR SHOES.
A Boys Thanksgiving.

n
IA True Incident.1
Nm dark November morning
A lady walked slowly down
The thronged, tumultuous thoroughfare
or an ancient seaport town.
OF winning and gracious beauty,
The peace on her pure young face
was soft as the CLEAN of an angels dream
In the.calms OF heavenly place.
Her ewes were fountains of pity,
And the sensitive mouth expressed
A longing TO set the kind thoughts free
In music that filled her breast.
She met, by a bright shop-window,
An urchin, timid and thin,
who, with limbs that shook and . ysarn.
ing look,
Was misty glancing in
Al the rows and varied clusters
OF slippers and shoes outspread,
Some, shimmering keen, but of somber
sheen,
Some, purple and green and red.
His pale lips moved and murmured;
But of what she could not hear.
And oft on his folded bands would fall
The round of bitter tear.
"what troubles you, childf" she asked
him,
Ina voice like the May-wind sweet.
He turned. and while pointing dolefully
To his naked and bleeding feet,
81 was praying for Shoes" be answered:
("Just look at the splendid showW
81 was praying to God for . single pair,
The sharp stones hurt me so!' -
She led him, In museful silence,
AT once through the open door,
And his hope grew bright, like . fairy
light
That fiickered ana danced before.
And there he was washed and tended,
And his small brown feet were shod;
And he pondered there on his childish
prayer
And the marvellous answer Of God.
Above them his keen gaze wandered,
How strangely from shop and shelf,
TIL IL almost seemed that he fondly
dreamed
OF looking on God himself.
The lady bent over and whispered.
Are you happier now, my ladT'
He started, and all his soul flashed forth
In 4 gratitude swift and glad.
Happy - oh yes. - am bappyv
Then wonder with reverence rife,
His eyes aglow, and his voice sunk low:
"Pedse tell me- Arc vou Gods plef
-Pdm Hamilton Hdyne, Ia ~ Y. Independent.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

PATTERNS Of your own selection, and Of
any size, given with every number OF
Demorest's Monthly. See Advertisement
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

PIXIES TooTHAcHE DROPS curein minute, &c
,iisans Sulphur Sodp heals and beautines. nc.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

Mr.. Thomas Fowler, of this county,
has recently returned from the noun
tains. In hunting for some specimens
while there, he happened to break open
a large rock, disclosing the following
legend on the inside: III. Rees, 1862. "
How the inscription came to be on the
inside of the stone is mystery we are
unable to solve. Mr.. Fowler brought
the half of the stone containing the in.
scription home, and it was on exhibition
at the courthouse for several days.
Woodford Ky Sun.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

A MAN isn't Of necessity bald-headed BE-
cause he has no heir Waterloo Oosrrer.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
One of the superintendents of the

One of the superintendent OF the
porcelain manufactory at Sevres, M.
lauth. is said to have discovered new
kind of procelain, which he represents
as far superior to the celebrated old
Sevres-in fact, after some ten years oi
investigation aud experiment. he thinks
he has produced a procelain identical IN
quality with that of China. Not only
does the new article lend itself to arts.
tic decoration in variety, but it takes all
kinds Of glazes, and surpasses in beauty
the colors of China.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

II cough disturbs your sleep, take
r.so's Cure for Consumption and rest well.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

PROBABLY the shakiness Of the climbs Of
the law accounts for the laws delay
Buffalo Express.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

THE right mon to make bank cashiers ofi
Those who have lost both legs In bsttle.-.
Toledo Blade.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

IT is the man who CAM. raise the wind
who does the most blowing- Merchant Trdv-
elsr.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

An open Question-Ars you going to ~
me tpi-Bosspa CovYiw.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

-IobogRaping viii this winter be a
popular sport oi ct least nfty Aper'c"
eitisO and town.. Ohieage Journal
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

A PROCESSION Of old maids and bachelon
always marches in single file.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

A DESIRABLE bargain in silks-a pretty
girl with million. -Loiceu Cittssm.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
ElY'S
CREAM BALM

when applied into the
nostrils. win be absorb
ed. effectually cleans.
ing thc head Of catarrh'
al virus. causing heal
thy secretions. It al
lays Inflammation. pro.
tects the membrane OF
tine nasal passages from
additional colds. com
pletely heals the sorei
and restores sense oi
taste and smell.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

OpoINARY mortals try to throw on bad
impressions; printers dont.-N Y. Jour
nal,
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

WEAK lung., splitting Of blood, consump-
ton, and kindred Affections cured without
physician; Address for tssatiess With tvo
ISOLATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28
NOT TsuQuID Or SNUFF

A few applications re-
lIeve. A thorough treat
sa<uf lnlu curk
The Osceola times., 1885-11-28

Ashton sweetly, knowing more than she
wanted to tell, 1--WE came more to see
YOU than to eat a fine dinner"
A loud laugh from the children at the
window and a clapping of hands -.
"A load from that way; see Anna, see!
Yes, and see, one from that way too;
both got to the gate at Once!"
Grandma was bewildered as they
came trooping in dressed in furs and
heavy cloaks, for all had taken a long
ride. Worse and worse! that poor
chicken peacefully roasting in the oven
wouldn't furnish mouthful apiece.
How could they be SO thoughtless'
thought poor Grandma.
"It's SURPRISE" shouted little Mabel
Ayres. a rogue Of ten summers, land
snrprisers always bring baskets, and
we've got four packed full Of"
There childI' calculated Grandma,
dropping into her chair with sigh OF
relief, that's the most comfortin' thing
I've heard to-day. l was afraid YOU d
most starve. Do, father, see II the
other room amt gittin' warm; we shall
swarm here in minnit'"
Mrs. Ayres, an energetic, stirring
handsome matron of forty, took the
helm of affairs in hand at once.
Go right into the psrlor; mother .n,
and don't give another thought 70 ~ 'n' a.
d;nner What isn't here already will b.
when Liddy gets here. l expect then
here every moment,
1 shall not describe that dinner, an'
lr hone nobody will bs disappointet
thereby, ouly must say that it is doubt :1I y
mi Il such roast turkeys, or CHECKER
! MES or plum puddipgs were seen o. O
: psS msnv tables that day. A half hour y
!. : 0ood hot oven made them forget thel
i.s journey, end they tosa SspPs.,ss sns Ps,s.s
|. i . - a2yrovsd Sass'ss'
New-York tribune., 1885-09-17
WEST SHORE RAILWAY.
SHORT ROUTE, QUICK TIME, STEEL RAIL

THE BEST CONSTRUCTED AND FINEST EQUIPPED
DOUBLE TRACK LINE FOR BUblNEtS OR
PLEASURE TRAVEL 49, . ,.,,,,
THE WEST SHORE ROUTE II ALON0 TIE. MbSi
SHORE OF THE WORLDFAMED HUDSON ..tlIi.h
AROUND FOOTHILLS or CAISkILL MOUNIAIN?,
AND THOUGH BEAUTIFUL VALLEY OF THE
on ana after sept 1s 1885, trains viii leave West 42dst
All trains leave from new downtown station foot Of Jayst
North River 20 earlier than from foot OF west
Detroit and Chicago .IO1O a. m .Olo. 'slO p. Pull
man slcepers through.
81 Louis sG. 10. 1910 ,. m. Pullman sleepers. ,
Suspension Bridge. Falls Buffalo HOchosie |~O
slOI6 a. f6lO, s5l0 y IN heepers ana parloi cars IN
Utica and Syracuse, 720 'lOlO llil6 a. n' olO o'lo
,,--. ..- A.. -. .,,..,. .,o.rn s-0o
slO:lO, II: 10, a. m, O5, s6lO. 3 10 D. N. - $50
Newburg Kingston and Caskn, 'l2l0 s7'2O 'lO1O.
ll:lb q n. 4;0J, sOlO. .s:lOp N,
Saratoga via Albany 1920, llsll o. NJ. $40 p' IN
Lake George tyia Albany 1i2O, 1lJo a. m. o.., u,..
Paienyille Cairo Mountain Station 72O 1ll5 am
For Montreal and Canada East, 7i2O o. M t'lO D. m -.
Hamilton London l0lO a. "61O, $40 p M loronoo'
sl0:lU am. $40, ss:l0p,
sDaiy. Other trains daily except sunday ,
ckols time tables parlor OF sleeping caf seeqnnol
H. station IIobokon 40 Huds0nst Brooklyn, Cogri g.
Annex once foot Of Fuiton-sti New York CITY ~ zOl Zo
3l5 3G3 $751; 046s LAO 1923 Broadway 73I gtlaye I4Y
125thst 1917 BOwery and West h6ie sta9hs io9e
OF 42d.st and foot OF Jayst North River BakEge
called for and checked from betes and rsidence yues
can be left at { cket or1Oac HENRY MoNEll.
800 BTOadW2y. General Passenger Agent