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New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23
Essay on Tootiache.
From the Pittsburgh Chronicle.

I rom Cle IlUCSDufgn OhrOnlcie.
There are great many alleged cures
for the tooth ache, such as hot poul-
tees, cayenne pepper, dynamite, to-
bacco, etc. II the sufferer is not adj
dicted to the use of the last-named
remedy, it might give him temporary
rellef-that is, it will make him so hid
eously sick that he won't have time
to think about anything else than the
trouble with which he is graphing.
One chew OF tobacco will give such a
person about an hours relief from
toothache-then look out. Perhaps
the best remedy is to sit on a
dentists doorstep; sometimes look
ing at his sign is all that is necessary.
Still, it is best not to trust too i'm
plicitly on this means of relief. have
known people to travel for miles in
search OF a dentist, and when they
finally reached his door the toothache
would disappear, and they could only
look foolishly in the servant face who
answered the door-bell, and say they
didn't want anything that they had
pulled the wrong bell, etc. And have
known those same people to 60 home
grlnning all over atshow they had out
witted their, teeth and saved so cents
into the bargain; but the moment
their own door was reached there
came a blood-curdling, nerve harrow
ing, hair-raising twinge of pain, and
the accompanying shrek of agony told
that the ''battle was on once more"
and the dentist several miles away.
Then the first performance was re-en-
acted, with the exception that the
sufferer walked right in and sat down
IN the inquisitorial chair, and had the
offending tooth removed without any
more ceremony than being hauled from
his seat and around the room at the
end ola pair OF forceps. IL is an ex-
perience that once enjoyed is never
forgotten; it will retu1. at the dead
hour of midnight to threaten man
until he is almost scared out OF his
boots-if he happens to have them on
at that unseemly time. 1t will cast a
shadow Of gloom over the most soul
satisfying enjoyment in the world to
think that in another hour a fellows
wisdom tooth will resume it's satur-
nalian orgies, and make him regret
that he was ever born.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23

I'm dignifed manner that even
surprised hersM, Charlotte began:
Il understAnd that the trustees
the psofessqrship which my fathers
death madesyacant??
e Yes.
YETI
g No
"Ihavea candidate to present
a.What!-you! A candidate! Who
1" Brent Seymour
F"Charlotte's intimacy was not un-
known to the president, but this as
tonished him:
:" It is impossible he said, 4 don't
see how you can think of it.
"sWould you not do much to bring
to you one you lovedY she asked bold
~.
"a peculiar light came. into the grey
eyes behind the steel-bowed spectacles.
sssYes.
a'How much?'
'.1.Anything.' -
'''Would you give a professorship?'
''The peculiar light increased. It
was almost ablaze.
eyes
"'Will you give me this professor
ship il bring you one you love?'
''The grey eyes were now fairly
afame. She was understood. He
sprang to his feet.
Age seemed to fall from him like a
scale.
"GirP what doyou mean?' he shout-
ed.
..'That she loved you all the time. 20
Exchange.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23

RACE AND SEX OMISSIONS.
The population Of Minnesota by counties
according to the census OF 1885, has been
heretofore published in the PIONEER PRESS.
but the table following contains interesting
information- in regard to the proportion Of
sexes and races-which has never before
been printed It will be seen that in all
cases. except Indians. the males are more
numerous than the females. and lin the whole
state theresare less than LOG Chinese. &iThe
figures which follow will repay a careful
analysis: # # 1 @
49, RECAPITuIATIoN ny aGnIMrIEs.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23

one COulQ nOU place IL among ler &C
5quaintances. Whose face was it? A
broken uncertain voice seemed to say,
That's a picture of the president. ,
Her lovers remark of the portrait on
the wall, the picture that herFmother
cried over. It was all clear, very. clear,
and she didn't care to read the open
letter by the picture. g.
My poor, dear mother, she
thought, as, without awakening her
glided from thereon, carrying with her
the greatest secret OF her lifetime, save
one. "a 4 .sy
cit was after midnight when Mrs:
Merdon awoke. She had hoped her.
daughter would come in. She wanted
totellher thatSshe was no longer angry,
she had been carried back over parts
of her own life, and she wanted to tell
Charlotte, that after all, she must
follow the voice of her heart that
her own experience had taught
her SO. She was almost ready to
confess to her although she had
married a man who was great, whom
every one knew, she-no, no, no, she
could not tell her daughter that-she
could not tell her daughter that! Very
slowly she put theletters away, saying,
Yes I loved him then, and, God for
give me, IAhave loved him ever since
At noon the next day, a servant
brought a note to the president s study:
Charlotte E. Merdon requests the.
pleasure Of q few moments private
conversation.
s wonder what Addie Mather's
daughter wants of me- thought the
old bachelor, as he passed down into
the reception room. How that girl
brings her to minds
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23
Total. leos, 4s2511, 7a!2se254lse4Isa 1.117.7s

The total population OF the state in the
last column above, includes negroes, mulat-
toes and Chinese.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23

" Queen Victoria wore the Koh-i-noor
diamond at Beatrice's wedding.
The actual cost for Gen. Grants
funeral, at moderate estimate will
be 1915, 600. This for the city OF New
York alone.
The late Colonel Fred B,1rnaby
sprided himself on his descent from Ed
ward l., and when reminded that
monarch was tyrant, would saw:
y"No doubt. But / would, sooner be
descended from those who dared OBJ
press the people then to belong to the
people who are cowardly. enough to
submit to oppression" ~
T Somewhat astonishing is the fact
that the formerly notorious Victoria
sClafin, Woodhull is married IN Lond on
TO John Bic dulph Martin, a. Wealthy
sbanker, whose CO usin; g eorge Biddulph,
is FRIED to the d al chit er of Lord Sell
! born IWho Sis CONNECTED ~ marriage
with III Lord Satisfy
Charles Ne,lville, .as esSaaeman with
atalent' for u trinony has, just died
in the State Prison at Columbus,
Ohio, to. which he was sent in Decem-
Der, Tor sbigamy. His usual plan was
to. provide for al. i1leggality III the mar
rage, and to plead that when arrest
ed, but the thirteenth case proved un-
lucky. He left a message to his wife at
Peterboro', Canada, declaring that
she was his only love, as she was his
only lawful spouse. Il ssf@3eBs
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23

+ The appointment OF Generals Mac
Pherson as successor Of General Rob-
ertsr in the command of the British
army at Madras, in India, is significant.
He greatly distinguished himselfin the
Afghan campaign, and is, one OF the
best fighting men, OF the British army.
The new British Cabinet is putting the
best men at the front in India.
It is said that Mrs. Sartoris will
make short visit to England this
fall, and will then come back to this
country with her children for the pur-
pose of educating and bringing them
up as Americans. It was the wish OF
General Grant that the children should
be SO educated. Besides this, Mrs.
Sartoris is anxious to be with her
mother for some time at least, and
Mrs. Grant wishes to haveher children
about her.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-09-23
Personal Gossip.

Queen Victoria wore the Koh-i-noor
diamond at Beatrice's wedding
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
PLUCKY NESS REPUBLICANS.


Judge Strang, of the 16 judicial district
of Kansas, it may be remembered, had
some trouble several years ago about a
woman who was not his wife. In fact,
she was nobody's wife. Strang was re-
membered for this by the Ness county
convention which met at Ness City on
the 18th inst. to select delegates to the
judicial convention, and strong resolutions
against the delegates from that county
supporting him were passed Here is a
taste:
WHEREAS: Grave and serious charges
have been made against the character of
the present incumbent of the Office of
Judge of the 10Th judicial district, Hon.
J. G. Strang; as no attempt has ever been
made either on the part of himself or his
friends to clear up said charges, or in any
way exonerate himself from blame; and,
as we consider that purity of private life
should be made the first requisite of those
whom we elect to administer justice.
Strang was renominated at Dodge City
on the first ballot, but we admire the
pluck of the Ness county Republicans.
Strang had unquestionably committed a
crime. As far as the public are concerned,
he never had made any amends.
The fact is, he is an able man, or he
would have been showed out of sight
very soon after his degrading act.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
DON T BE EXTR1V4GANT!

DON'T BE EXTRAVAGANT!
There may be some conditions in life
where gross extravaganza don't look bad;
but it is seldom in the case of editors, be
they piling up the ducats ever SO rapidly.
For instance, our friend, Judge Townsley,
of the Great Bend Inland Tribune, pub
lished, in his last weeks issue, Especial
to the Tribnne' from Sedala, Mo-, telling
about the pastor of the M. E. church,
South, and one of his flock having a
street fight, and being drawn up in the
police court the next morning and fined
five dollars each. That special looks
bad. The "vast outlay" might have been
saved, as the special was dated June ID,
and the Tribune was not issued until the
10. It could have been transmitted by
mail in box car several hours inside of
six days. Take our advice, Judge, and
don't be extravagant just because you
may happen to have more money this
season than you know what to do with.
A good many people are predicting close
times next year, and an editor should
always have contingent fund to fall
back on for an extra shirt in the case of
the one he has on hand being purloined
from the clothes line!
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
KANSAS SCHOOL LAWS.

We are in receipt of copy of flaws
for the Regulation and Support of the
Common Schools, State of Kansas, 1885, y
with the compliments of Geo. w. Jones,
assistant state superintendent of public
instruction.
In this book of 102 pages, all laws ON
the subject of Kansas schools are clearly
set forth.
On page 80, the information is given
that Mr.. Osborn's Section 80. Laws
1885, Oh. 1T, Sec. L. is held by the at
torney general to be unconstitutional, for
the reason that it purports to amend q
particular section of some law not
specified.
Section 80 reads thus:
Section six is hereby amended to read
as follows: Sec. 6. The inhabitants of
school districts in such unorganized
counties shall hold their annual school
meetings at the time prescribed by the
general school law, and may hold special
meetings as therein provided, and the
qualified voters at such annual or special
meetings shall have the same powers as
are given by law to qualified voters at
similar meetings of school districts in
organized counties; apd the duties
and powers Of school district officers
shall be the same in unoreanized
counties as are prescribed to be the duties
Of school district officers by the school
laws: Provided, That the provisions of
article ID in the school Law, being chapter
12, laws OF 1876, and all acts amendatory
thereto. relating to the issuance OF school
district bonds, shall not be applicable to
any school district in any unorganised
county, but the qualified voters and
officers OF any school district in any un-
organized county shall have the right to
levy tax Tor school purposes, the same
as provided by the general school laws
for schools in organized counties.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
luckiest Man in Kansas.
Ness Cit, Times,

Ness Citt Times.
There can be little doubt thai
County Attorney Smith is the luckies
man in Kansas. The reason for thu
present statement of this general truth
is explained fully in the appended Letter
of d. N. Wilson, postmaster at Solomon
City:
SOLOMON CRY, KAN, June 10, 1885.
P. M,
Ness City, Kan,
DEAR SIB: Your register, No. go
dated June 4, [Sam. A. SMITH to Fred
Reed, was received here June 8, booked
and placed in safe, which was that NIGH
blown open. Reeds letter, with others
stolen; but by some "tsip" this letter and
contents, $40 BILL was dropped in bach
yard of Office was there found, and by me-
yesterday delivered to Mr.. Reed. en-
close receipt from him for sender, and
this may be considered my receipt to you
My whole loss was about IL, 900 &c stamps
5 registered letters, two of which have
been since recovered, loss of safe, etc.
Trusting my fellow "rascals" may tart
better; am, etc,
YoURs IN TROUBLE
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
FOR ACCOMMODATION.

The Wa-Keeney WORLD deposes and
says;
He Grated at Alton, in Osborne county,
on Decoration day. Senator Picker, of
Smith county, delivered the address in
Hanback's home town, Osborne"
Has the WORLD run out of sorts 80 that
it cannot use its former titles when men
tioning this distinguished gentleman's
nameP With the WORLD formerly it was
Judge" or Congressman" or Hon
Lewis" Hanback,. The above clipping
CRATES little harshly. Even the plain
and cheap "Mr." would have been much
better than the cold and unfeelng word
OF two syllables: Hanback," Will the
WORLD please explain, too, why it was
necessary to say that Hanback, had
'tagain been discovered" Was he ever
lost to sight or memory dear? Again,
why was It necessary for the WORLD to
remark that Senator Pickler delivered
an address on Decoration day at "Han.
backs home town, Osborne?' Would the
WORLD suppose for a moment that the
Judge could speak both at Osborne and
Alton on the self-same day? It is allow
able for the WORLD to explain its ne.
GENTLY developed Incorporates, and to
inform us whats ap."jSal'sa JoSr"aI
Well, then, to accommodate You, We
will put it sMr. Hanback,"
Mr.. Hanback, was 'lost to sight OF
memory dear"-at least out hereafter
the close OF his campaign last fall.
Certainly, the WORLD would suppost
that Mr.. Hanback, could speak both Al
Osborne and Alton the self-same day
and that, in the event OF his speaking a
only one Of the places, Osborne would
have been the one. Our latest advices
however, are to the effect that Mr.. Han
back would probably have been invited Il
speak at Osborne If arrangements had bee1
fixed up there in y hurry, but that afte'
watching and waiting unto WEAKNESS, ht
concluded to talk some place anyhow.
Gibbs are ~!
Any other information wanted. pard?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
Central Committee Meeting.
1QQS

CenITdl VOmmlIIee Meet,ng.
WA-KEENEY, KAN, June 20, 1885.
Committee met at the WORLD Office.
Present-W. s. Tilton, chairman; J. M,
WEIGH, James Kelly, J. G. Brown, B. G.
Rich.
On motion, the basis of representation
in the county convention to select dele
gates to the judicial convention at Mill
brook was placed at delegate for each 9
votes or fraction of or more cast for E.
B. Allen for secretary of state in 1884. This
gives
Glencoe township 8 delegates.
Ogallah, 6 g
Wa-Keeney, IA
Collyer, g
It was decided that the primaries be
held in the various townships on Monday,
July ID, 1885, between the hours of 2 and
6 o'clock P. M.
The time of holding the county con-
vention was set for Saturday, July 10, at
2 o'clock PM, sharp.
On motion, w. F. King was appointed
as committeeman for Glencoe township,
to fill the vacancy made by the removal
of Mr.. J. s. Ross to Ellis county.
It was
Resol1ed, That we deplore the calling
of the judicial convention of this district
at so early a date, and implore the Re-
publican party of Trego county not to let
this work Of the judicial committee
detract their minds from the channels of
business until well along in the fall
w. s. TI1ToN, Chairman.
B. G. Rich, Secretary.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

The Gaylord Herald is not an
atom out of the way when it recommends
that Niles and King. of Harlan, Smith
county, be hanged to the first tree which
is reached after they are caught-if it is
true that they concocted game to ruin
an innocent girl. The connection and
the success are recorded as being true.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

JAMES STEPHENS, of Ness City,
the News relates, has been required to
give $1,000 bond to appear at the next
term of the district court on the charge of
attempting to commit rape.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

IT appears that Yost's new mill
at Hays is to be built, in part, at least, of
brown hard rock from Russell. TIE
Dem. Aduocate says that the building is
to be a story high" This is new kind
of high, isn't it?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

The Ger. Am. AdUocate wants
the July 4 celebration at or near Hays.
It is not improbable that basket picnic
will be conducted on that day along the
banks of Big Greek, down in that locality.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

AMONG our exchanges with good
ability in the editorial head is the
Kenneth Sentinel. Brother Street has en-
larged the Sentinel to 7-column folio.
He deserves success, and seems to be
Rrasping it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT
From Lombard, Ill.,, University.

Tokhe Editor Of the Western Kansas World,
Wa-keeney, han::
I enclose for publication a copy of
resolutions which were adopted by the
Association of Graduates of Lombard
University, 1T meeting held on Wednes-
day, June II. Respectfully,
IzAH T. PARKER,
Sec. of Assoc. of Graduates.
WHEREAS, It has pleased our Heavenly
Father to remove from the cares of q
busy world, Judge Willis 81. Fuson, an
honored member of this association; there
fore be it
Resolved, That by his death our associ-
alton has lost true and jealous brother;
Lombard University, loyal and devoted
son; the cause of education, an earnest
supporter, and the world, noble and up
right either.
RESOLVED, That while we deeply mourn
the loss of faithful friend and co-worker,
who was called from a sphere of useful
ness ere yet he had passed manhood's
prime, still we recognize the will of a
loving Father and bow in submission to
Him "Who doeth all things WELL"
Resolved, That our deceased brother,
by his manly virtues, many worthy
qualities, and noble character, won our
highest esteem and deepest regard, and
that we shall ever cherish the pleasing
remembrance of his exemplary life.
RESOLVED, That to the bereaved wife and
family we extend our heartfelt sympathy
for the irreparable loss of a devoted
husband and father.
III. L. KARR,
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

County Treasurer Kelly informs us
that five sections of school land were sold
IN Cove county last Tuesday, and that
the price averaged 3425 per acre. A
piece near Buffalo Park was sold for $475
per acre.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

Fort HAYS is now garrisoned by
companies A, B and D of the Is infantry,
with Lieut.. Colonel Coppinger, "Jim''
Blaine's son-in-law, in command.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

JACOB NICHOLSON, of the Ness
City neighborhood, we read in the News,
is raising barley which stands very thick
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

FORAKER, it is said, will conduct
his foray against Ohio Democracy on the
bloody-shirt style.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

KENNETH is about to have G..
A. r. Post.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27
KANSAS PATENTS.

s. A. Haseltine & Bro, patent solicitors
Springfield, Missouri, send the WoRL1
the following list of patents which wert
ssued to citizens of Kansas during The
PAST week:
H. G. Grener, Fredonia, glove-holder.
G. Clifford, Great Bend, snap-hook.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

MILLBRooK, we understand the
papers up that way to say, has bank.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

Real estate agents flock into Wa
Keeney on trains from the west these
DAYS.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

SMITH CENTER is to celebrate
July 4
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

NESS CITY is about to have a
bank.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

THERE is brick yard at Phillips
burg.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

We are sorry that Mark j. Kelly
has left the Washington Register. He is {
fertile writer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

GENERAL GRANTS condition remains
unchanged
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-27

JOHN A. NELSON,
ATTORNEY ATLAW
Loan Agent.
y. P. Land agent for 7reyo, Ora
ham and Ness Counties,
WA-KEENEY, KANSAS.
Stock Ranches a Speciality.
Parties meaning business request
ed to write me.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-04-30
E3 M II : Es : q u
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