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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
BllIOUSNESS.

Bilious symptoms invariably
arise from indigestion, such as
furred tongue, vomiting OF bile,
giddiness, sick headache, ir-
regular bowels. The liver Sc
eretes the bile and acts like a
filter or sieve, to cleanse impu-
rites of the blood. By irregu-
larity in its action or suspen-
sions of it's functions, the bile
is liable to overflow into the
blood, causing gjaundice, sallow
complexion. yellow eyes, bill
ious diarrhBa, a languid,
weary feeling and many other
distressing symptoms. Bilious
ness may be properly termed
an affection Of the liver, and
can be thoroughly cured by the
grand regulator of the liver
and hillary organs, BURDUCK
BLOOD BITTERS. Act upon the
stomach, bowels and liver.
making healthy bile and pure
blood, and opens the culvertS
and sluiceways for the outlet
of disease. Sold everywhere
and guaranteed to cure.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
The gauge which we apply to things is the
measure of our own minds
Shall We Grow Wheat?

lDemoreSt's Monthly.
Russia has just borrowed SO, ,000, 900 to be
expended during the next few years in devel-
oping the railways of that country. with a
view to utilizing n,w wheat regions. Aus
tralia as well as East India are doing the
same thing. The Argentine Confederation
in South America is spending SIS 900, 900 in
constructing four trunk lines from Buenos
Ayres, her principal seaport, into the wheat
fields and cattle ranges of the interior. This
cheapening of wheat is very serious mat
ter in England. There are $1,000 arces in
the county Of Essex, England, for which
there are no tenants A farm Of 40 acres,
only thirty miles from London, sold recently
for = 400 pounds sterlings, for which 5000
pounds sterling was refused only ten years
ago.
Wheat was never cheaper than it has been
in many parts of the world during the past
year. Our farmers like TO grow it, however,
because it involves so little labor. After the
field is plowed and the land sowed with seed
wheat calls for no attention until the harvest
comes. But cotton and corn require inceS-
SAINT labor the season through. Cattle raiS-
ing and dairying also command cheap labor,
which as vet we have not got. But the
competition Of the extreme northwest of it
self threatens to keep down the pri, of
wheat The Northern Pacific, the Canada
Pacific, the Manitoba and their feeders are
opening up wheat country of illimitable
extent This Eow almost unsettled region
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
The Growth of Luxury.
[Demorest's.l

DemoreSt's.
The stories told Of the festivities in certain
French and English fashionable houses,
reads like the descriptions one finds in novels
or in the annals Of the social life OF Rome
when the empire was in its splendor. At a
festivity given at a chateau in France, a
hidden orchestra discoursed most enchanting
music, and with the dessert a troup Of beau
tifully dressed girls appeared from behind
the curtains and danced round the table,
offering fruits and flowers to the guests. AT
another house the shooting party was sur
prised on arriving at the lodge at which they
were to lunch to find it converted into
banquet hall, where the fair hostess and her
lady friends were on hand to attend to the
sportsmen, elaborately costumed as waiting
women. The orgies at some of these high
class entertainments are such as could not
well be described in family paper.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
THE RED-HEADED BABY.
1BOSton Courier.l

Boston Courter.I
Oh, fair Is the face Of the red-headsd babyi
Her velvety cheeks show the June roses
dyes,
And her eyes are so blue that sometimes
think, maybe,
They caught their bright hue from the
blue Of the skies
When the angels were bringing her through
In tie morning:
For she came as the sun from the ocean
arose,
And his beams to the streams gave a golden
adorning,
And the song birds awakened the world
from repose
She has red head, but hardly think
that'll
Detract from her beauty in any ones eyes:
Her smile is like sunshine, like music her
prattle,
There ne'er was baby so cunning and
wise
Her lips are twin rosebuds. and twiHt their
red lortals
Two snowy white pearls are revealed to
the view;
Her mamma declares she's the sweetest Of
mortals
The red headed baby whose eyes arc 80
blue.
She never excited my temper's celoric
By screaming and bawling with anger or
fright;
never was called on to bring paragoric
To soothe her to sleep at the dead of night,
never was walked in the Golf winter season
To sing to that baby willis walking the
floor
No. never, indeed, for a very good reason
The darling Belongs to the people next
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
LEGAL.
SALE or BONDS.

Notice is hereby given that the city Of Spring
field, Ohio, will offer for sale to the highest and
best bidder at the Council Cham her in said city
Tuesday, ths 2ith day of February, A. 1855, ~
clock p. m the bond. of said ,ity to the amount
Of three thousand dollars (sS, COO dollars; SAID
bonds TO be of he denomination of 81 00G each V
bear per cent. per anuum interest, payable
seml-annually, at the ofice of the Iity Treasury,
in this city, at the I'm porters and Traders Ma
tiOIal faux in New York City. the option Of the
holder thereof, on the first days of March and Sep
IeInber in each year until the payment Of the
principal thereof. said bonds TO be coupon bonds,
ana TO be issued for the purpose of obtaining the
means for the construction of the main sewer on
Limestone street, and the branches to same
Rice street, kizer street, and Grand avenue, in
Taylor street district sewer district No. s.
Said bonds TO be due and payable the lst day of
September, 1890, and when sold 10 be taken and
paid for by the purchaser thereof, at the Office Of
the City Treasury in this city within fifteen Cl9
days from the day of sale.
Bids for the purchase OF said bonds may be 6led
in writing with the City Clerk at any time prior
TO the time above named for the sale OF said bonds
and bids, either verbal or in writing, will be
ceiyed by said Council on said 24th day Of FebYu-
sry, at O'Clock p. m. when all bids will be con-
sifered by the CitE Council, aId said bonds will
be sold at not less than par value and accrued in
tereSt, subject TO the conditions heretofore sst
forth, to the highest and best bidder.
BY order of Council.
J. :. sHEwALTEk, City Clerk.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
He Was Not Engaged.


The other day California street matron,
Just returned from a three years tour
abroad, advertised for frst-class cook,
whereupon an intelligent-looking pig-tail ap
piled for the position.
"Whatee you nance, Johnr asked the
lady in that peculiar babytalk supposed &c
be adapted to infants and other foreigners.
"Wan Lee"
&You sabe loast tlurklee. Want" lisped the
lady.
The Chinaman knit his brows and shook
his head.
20, dear mel' said the tourist to her i'm
ported maid, in what is known here as Mills
seminary-and abroad as restaurant
French. "what am l to doi can't make
min understand"
at is very unfortunate" said the China
man refectively. Il see you don't speak
French very WELL and, besides that, Chinese
and English are the only languages / know.
He was not engaged.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
THE EFFECTS or ART.
How Stout Lady Was Affected by Ris-
tori's ''Mary STUART

tori's MARY Stuart"
brooklyn Eagle.l
A billowy and balloon-like lady sniffied
early when MARY Stuart" was produced in
New York by Mime. Ristori the other night
1t is a mournful play, and the gloom grows
denser and denser as it progresses, until it
arrives at a stage of profound and sepulchral
darkness in the last act As the climax
approached the grief Of the well-de-
veloped auditor became more and more pro-
nounced until it reached vast proportions
when Nine Ristori gave up the ghost The
stout woman arrived early and settled down
in the chair with an air of wabbling and
breathless satisfaction. On her right was
her husband-small, open eyes, erect, neat,
attentive, and happy. He first pulled the
opera-glasses out Of his pocket, took them
from the case, and after arranging the focus
placed them in his wife's hands Then he
drew q fan out Of one pocket and a box Of
bonbons out Of another, and placed them
upon her lap. Then he fell 70 staring briskly
about the house, while his wife munched the
bonbons and read the advertisements in the
programme.
When the play was thoroughly under way
she began to en- joy herself, but it was not
until the heavy act came, with all its NOR
bid, morose and solemn elements, that she
really had sensations. At the very begin
ming of the act bit of pathetic work by
Mime. Ristori started large and
nimble tear down the nose Of the
billowy one. 1.-THE tear-traveled rapidly
till it came to the end Of the nose,
when it was wiped out of existence
forever. Another followed. In fact,
they came with the regularity of the
~ -lN n
bag Of alleged meal into the toy mill as
often as you turn the crank. There she sat,
first wiping a tear from her nose, then alb
sently but firmly carrying a bonbon TO her
mouth aud finally raising her opera-glasses
to her eyes, taking care to elevate her little
finger straight in the air as she did it.
At intervals she would turn to her husband
who never laid a hair-and murmur ear.
nestly: "Ain't it luv'Iyr "ElegInt, elegint,
was the invariable answer, "nothin' better in
the land" The gloom increases. The bill.
lowy lady sighed heavily. There was sob
bing all round. There was a moan; the
queen died and the bllowy one gulped heav,
lily and bolted a caramel A bald-headed
man with a wart on his ear sneezed twice.
There was silence. Two tears ran fra
ternauy down the stout woman's nose. Cur.
tain well, declare" chirped the billowy
one briskly, "do you know I'm just dying
for sweet breads and mushroomsf Let's &C
to supper" This is one of the effects Of art
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
The SIoruOns.


Professor Marden, of Colorado
The Mormons have missions in England,
Scotland, Wales, France, Germany, Italy,
Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Switzerland,
Malta, Gibraltar, Hindoostan, Australia,
Siam, Ceylon, China, Chilli, Guinea, the
West Indies, the Sandwich islands, New
Zealand, Iceland, on the banks OF the Nile,
and even in the Holy Land. Twenty seven
nationalities were represented in ono OF
their recent public celebrations.
The book of Mormon is printed in many
tongues, and periodicals are issued in at
least eight languages. Snrewdly, systemat-
ically, large areas have been secured in the
great central plateau of this continent. They
are to be colonzed for religious and polit-
ical control This colonization is now going
on Some of the best portions of Arizona,
Wyoming. New Mexico, Idaho and Colorado
are under Mormon domination.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

lCbicagO Herald MeddIer.
3Iz You Mistah Hoynel" asked a frost bitten
old negro dressed in an old cavalry jacket.
as the entered the room of the commissioner
in the custom house Mr.. Hoyne never de-
MED his identity. Il dunno eff came in de
right place or not, but wuz tole fo' to see
you," continued the relic, at the same time
looking around the room Then he handed
the commissioner a slip Of reprint, which
read as follows: California raised in 1884 a
bushel Of wheat for every man, woman and
child in the United States" The commits
sioner asked what Of it.
az Californy pawt OBJ desc here United
Statesl"
"Yes"
@Her owes 'legence to de gubmentl'
@Yes"
Then he pulled gunny sack from under
his coat. When it was unrolled it stretched
across the room He then counted up on his
fingers-"Dar's Melindy is one, my ole
woman; dars Jackson Van Buren, my olest
boy, dats two, an Aberham Linkum, de last
bown, dats tree, an me, dats fob Amt DAT
rightt,
That's right"
Il want ter ak you fo' to send dis hyar
gunny bag by de pos offs fas' mail way down
to Wash'nton an put it on the penshun list
for fob bushels Californy wheat. All az
oh the gubment is fab play-fah play.
nebber got muffin out of it yit, an eff de CUB
ment ever gwine to do emmy ting for de cul-
lud man now's de time. 'Tain't fur of till
do fouf OBJ March. Ef amt tooksn keer oh
by dat time why-jes sem back de bag an
do my own plantin' and raisin-'
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

A Washington correspondent says that
Senator Vests resolution for abolishing
the leave TO print" seems to have died a
boruin'." The ninety-per-cent of con-
gressmen who are never listened to when
they speak, and are not permitted to speak
if they can be choked off, would make a
poor showing at home il they could not
get chance to print a speech now and
then. Vests resolution would have de.
stroyed them. 1t is no wonder that ii
persisted in The inception.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
What Moses Did.
NIa


The clerks at Moses Rabbenstein's were
making up box of clothes to give to a Ger
tain poor mission.
arll put in a coat said one.
"IIl put in pair of Shoes" said another.
an put in pair of pants,' said third
Finally they reached Moses.
What will you put in, Mr.. Rabbensteinp
asked the kookkeeper
We'll, poys, dimes ish pooty hart vid me,
unt eef eet ish all der shame to you, I'll
yoost put in der bill D"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

1t appears there is Ty Ty in Georgia.
So the dispatch from there Yesterday is
headed. And the Ty Ty that the two men,
Sheriff Shivers and Frank Boatright, had
there was finisher. That is the way for
men who have their hind pockets stuffed
with guns to do business. They stood
talking. when suddenly they stood apart,
pulled their revolvers, and commenced
firing on each other, DR. wing together at
each shot. Finally graphing, they killed
each other-hole through ones heart, and
hole through the others brain-and their
corpses had to be pulled apart from their
embrace of death. No jury trial.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

We are assured that the statement made
bv a correspondent in the last SUNDAY
GLoBE-REPUBLrc, under the caption Can
He Eat Much?" is not true. We have the
contradiction from one OF the proPrietors
of the S,ringtown shop, who says that
there is no man working there at as low
wages as 81 a week, but that even the un-
skilled laborers receive l2l cents an hour.
He chsracterizes the story as malicious
falsehood, and calls upon the correspon-
dent. whose address was furnished him, to
name the man, as he said he could. A
man should never fire into print without
being loaded with facts.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Switzerland has passed law to expeI
from the republic all persons suspected OF
affiIiating with socialists, anarchists, and
dynamiters. This little country has hith,
erto been the special asylum for all these
conspirators against civilization. This
outlawry will thin the Swiss population.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Ad-valorem Morrison is the Democratic
caucus nominee for I. S. senator from
Illinois. Logan will be the Republican,
The joint legislative session will stand l02
Democrats to lO2 Republicans, and l03
will elect-provided anybody can get the
lO3. Neither of the caucus nominees is
likely to get them.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Cunningham, the suspected head-devil
of the London dynamite outrage, is only
twenty-five years OF age. II he goes to
the scaffold, he may console himself on the
drop with the reflection that, though he
has had short lie, he has had lots of fun.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Andrew J. Davis, the noted spiritualist,
in his treatment OF his wife in his old age
has shown himself to be a knave and a
heartless humbug. He deserves to be
waited away to the Summerland in fiery
chariot of blue blazes
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

The woman who so unfortunately
missed killing O'D. Rosa sports the rather
romantic name of Yseult Dudley. And
she is said to be quite good-looking. She
should lecture
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

The Philadelphia Bulletin shows that
the shooting of Rosa can not be justified
on the ground that he is fool; for, says the
Bulletin, IF such plea were once admit
ted. there would be wholesale massacre in
New York and elsewhere"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
Naples Poor.

It.NCNAflStI
All the poor of Naples who die on GER
tain day are buried on the same evening in
a Dit just outside the city, the innocent child
being thrown in with the dead convict A
recent writer tells of see bodies brought by
dozens to the pit naked, on wheelbarrows
and the hacks Of their friends Italy is put
down on the map as a civilized country.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

The Democratic party have shown
great hostility to the surplus in the treas
ury They are inclined to build it partly
into a navy, and, if Cleveland is willing,
dump the remainder into the Nicarauguan
ditch. This in vindication of the only
surviving Democratic principle of ''the
old flag and an appropriation.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
Playing a Wooden Harp.

Two Frenchmen, the brothers FORE, have
invented a new kind OF harp, made entirely
Of wood Instead Of strings, the inventor
use strips of American fir. The sound IS
produced, as in the ordinary harp, by the
contact of the fingers, but the player wears
leather gloves covered with rosin. The tone
Of the instrument is said to be Of remarka-
ble Durity
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06


When Victor Hugo was at work upon his
"Toilers of the Sea- he illustrated the
margins of the manuscript with many
sketches of the scenes that were rising up be-
fore his vivid imagination. These pictures,
drawn with quill, the feathered end being
occasionally used for production of tempes-
tuous skies, are of an energy that is titanic.
These illustrations have been reproduced in
fa, SimiIa
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
The independent Haines OF Illinois b

The independent Haines OF Illinois has
hinted that it might be quite as neat
thing to elect him o. S. senator as it was
to put him into the speaker S chair.
Haines is a huge joke, and he has rather
got the laugh on the Democracy of the
Ill. (conditioned) legislature.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Mr.. Blaine was in leading-strings during
the campaign. If he had not been, he
would have been elected. After the cleo
ton he broke from the leading strings aud
made the Augusta speech, which ought to
have been made month before That
speech presented the real issue, and that
speech might have carried Indiana, and
would have carried New York, in spite OF
all the meauness and laundering commit,
ted in that state Mr. Blaine has genius
and genius can not work in leading-strings.
He will not work in them any more. He
has thrown them off, and is now the leader
of the party.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
Not Yet Enough.

[Argonaut ''Storyettes.1
The duke of Wellington once expressed tc
Isauierdo his wonder at the enormous num-
Der of charlatans that there were in the
world. Isqpierdo quietly said: Il beg your
pardon: do not think there are enough-iu
proportion to the dupes"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

The participation OF American commits
sioners in the Congo Conference is a de-
parture from the Monroe doctrine and a
disregard of Washingtons precept against
"entangling alliances" The United States
are liable to be complicated with the affairs
OF Europe in such a way as to become
bound after while to assist in fighting
its international battles. The Newly York
Sun predicts that the new administration
will recall these commissioners as soon
after the 4th of March as electricity can
be cabled to them. To that extent it will
be an American administration. We have
enough to do on this side of the ocean.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Medical Journal
The operation Of removing tumor from
the brain-which was few days ago per-
formed at q London hospital for the first
time in the history of medicine-has been
followed by the patients convalescence.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Oklahoma is largely leased to cattle
men. They hold thousands and hundreds
of thousands OF acres on leases. Blu,
when a poor settler goes in, it is found
that the United States hold these lands
sacred for the Indians, and U. S. troops
are sent to escort him out But the cattle
kings are not disturbed. "Lo, the poor
Indian" and low the poor white man.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

A New York millionaire has a young lady
secretary whose duty it is to mark in at least
thirty newspapers daily the articles she
thinks be would like to read
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

If Cleveland should suddenly announce
the names of his cabinet, it would cheat
Murat Halstead out of columns on columns
of happiness.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

The late trouble OF Emperor William of
Germany was that he ate too much lob
ster The royal old man has a stomach,
it seems, and it repudiated lobster as food
not fit for a king.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
Accounted For.

The Helena tArk.) World has found a man
who declares his age to be $50 years. The
young fellow has doubtless been setting out
tobacco plants and estimates his age
"'cordin' to his feelin's"
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Lieutenant Greely is accused Of scatter
ing the names of his personal friends over
the Arctic zone-that is, naming capes,
islands, and promontories after them.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06
FRIDAY EVENING, FEB {.

Cleveland is boasted of as having ''sav-
ing common sense" But Republican
postmasters must not bank on this "sav-
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Detroit Free Press: When the average
American won't kick there Is something
about him that ought to Be investigated
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Reverend Heber Newton is positively to
be arraigned for heresy. The feeling
against him is intense in his church. A
lawyer, Quackenbos one of Newtons con-
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

II regard Mr. Newton bad man. In my
Judgment Guiteau was a saint compared 10
him. Guiteau was a crack Drained fanatic.
and only killed the body. but Mr.. Newton
kills the souls OF all wko have inhibited from
his teachings the poison OF inhdelily.'
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-02-06

Parker's Pleasant Worm Syrup Never Fails
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-12-16

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FOR
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VITA EMINENT CURES RHEUMATISM.
NEURALGIA, HEADACHES, &C.
Is CENTS PER BOTTLE.
SOLD BY PRINCIPAL DRUGGISTS.
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