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Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-12-31

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Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-12-31
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Are sold everywhere. Price: CuTTouRA, Soc;
RRsoLvENT, Si.00; SOAP, 25c. POTTER DRUG AND
CHEMICAL Co., BOSTON.
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Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-12-31
OUGH!
oeorge I.usselI JncI..o.,.

!.
The plough boy whistled behind his plough,
For his lungs were sound and he had no
cough
He guided his team with plant bough,
And watered 1t well at wayside trough
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-12-31

DOCTORS PRESCHEBE THEM.
The CuTIouRA REMEDIES are excellent rene
lies for all akin diseases.
]. @. WILSON, M. D., HARvKL, ILL
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-12-31

The plough boy wept, for the wreck was
thorough
He fled that night from the farm to the
borough.
BOSTON Courier.
Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-12-31
W. q b. RAILROAD


| New Castle Branches and Delaware RailuoId
CHANGE OF TINE.
On and after THUR DAY, Oct Goth, 1885, trains
will leave as follows Sundays excepted):
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-05-26
Ger lette Altremk.
(S%ortiebung.)

Stat auf Stlid erfolste beim Sdein
Der Be9fafeln, in ben 3uii6enpauien rpoa
ten sanSe S9aaren plauosrnS rinb ider
3enb bin uno ber, unb man5es pornebm,
Srdulein mo9te bic arne Mltma6erstodte,
oh bieier Iusaeidnuns in bas Yfefferlant
ober In Die peridnsiten Gbranbitten be,
Samoieben unb &amti9abaIen ober in bt,
tiefiten gsrswerte Sibiriens wiini@en.
&unisunbe luste binter benz Iorbana bin:
ab, ftolSes Slid in ben buntlen, ~funfeln.
ben Iusen, brennenbe @lutb auf ben
Wansen, bic Sdnbe feit auf bas podenbs
!5ers sepreBt, wdbrenb elm sewaIti9ss Git.
tern Der 6reube wie Sroit ibren &6rper
bur9rieielte. Die Mntter iprang i'm 3im-
nrer berum unb rGumte atbemlos auf, ais
ioute In benz tIeiuen &aume setanSt pers
ben. Der Sausuater aber itanb in Der
Seniterniide, ipra9IOs unb unbswesIi9,
bic Sdnbe sefaltet, itrablenbe SreuSe i'm
Guse, leiie bic 0ippen bspesenb unb faum
fdbis, einen @ebanten gum anbsrn su brins
gen. Cine iolde gbre, feierli9, Sffsuts
lid, NIT 8runf unb Yra9t, Dor ben glusen
Der sansen Stabt, mar ibm nod ni9t
wiberfabren. Oas mubte in bic gbronit
Der IItma9sr, unb isin Name itanb pers
ewist unb leudtete pie elm Mstsor am
Sunftbimmel Der @ltreuBen fir 3sit unS
@wisteit. gnbli9 sslans es ibm, bic
9ano ieiner Srau gu fafen, nit benz ans
bern Irme 3os er iein slibsnbes &inb an
bic Bruit, unb in bieiem IusenbIids sIdn,ts
cine Ebrdne in ieinem &use.
0ie Muiit mar %peritummt, bic 3immers
tbire 0ffnete fd unb bsrein trat Sslbpsbsl
Stiirmer In poler @alauniform, nabm
reipettuou ben 9elm pom 6aupte, ma1ts
cine ebrerbietise 8erbensuns, iiberreidte
Der @elisbten elm solbens RinsIein an
blaiem ganbe unb ipra9 nit wei4er melos
bii9er Gimme alto:
,s8ie iou i'd, mein iiibes 9isb, Did nennen2
WPit ruelder Gimme, pel6en I6onen Hameil
Vie ale ihon pon rneinen Yippen famen,
Seit mir, inni9 treil, uns liebenb fennen?"
gu bif oeS Qebcns bebre 0uif,
giit meireS SersenS bobe Sreuoe;
S6pealt boiinuh9spou Die itarfe grut,
giit SrOlterin IN iebem eeioe."
God nein! Sn einem gsort iou es %ert0nsn,
SeS SerSets bon9e 9uit uno frobes Sebnen
Sn einem gSort, Drum ruf i6 ir0bli6, laut;
gleib' epi9 trelt mir liebe, iabe Sraut!"
limb iett mein bo6seebrteiter Ser unb
Meiiter, wanbte ii9 Der SelbuebeI emf
unb often gu bieiem, bite i9 sic aus tief'
item 9~erSenssrunbe, ni6t Ianser su fdei:
ben, mas Soft ielbit p~ereinen wil?"-
Der aIte Serr war total seidlasen. 81
fubr lints uno re9ts iber bic Musen. tiBts
iein vSeraala", iein sin3ises &inb, aui
Stirne unb Munb, reidte benz TeIbmebel
bic &edte unb nidte bebeutiam, mas Don
allen Parteien UNI 10 mebr aIs poles, gill:
tises ySa" betradtet unb unsenOmmer
wurbe, ais Trau 8drbeI Iaut ba3u i9lu9st,
unb mad allen Seiten unperIanst ibrer
Sesen CAB.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-05-26
III.
8aberifd Werben.
,Wan ftsuet gitt. unb gettds' on,
nnb mirb bod niemals fr0mmer;
9as alte @elo peridlaset man.
Ta8 neiie 1T nod l6limmer."


alter Sprud.
Dir Iinb iiber ben Sang %unlerer @es
f1i9te 70 senau initruirt, baB mir benz Ser.
Iaufe bsrielben S9ritt fir S9ritt folsen
urb nit ben einselnen greisniNen game
gapitel a%nfiIen f6nnten. @ir balten IS
isbo9 fir better unb unterbaltenber, einise
Sabre iiber Boro gu werfen, unb pieber
Bel unisrn Sreunoen uorsuiprs6en, wenn
fe iid Idnsit in bic nelen SerbdItniiie bin.
sinselebt baben. Ilerbinss lit in,wii9en
elm srpBss, biltorii9ss greisniB einsetres
ten. Sambers, bic lunsiabrise &eiiben3
Der Siiritbiidofe, unter beren &rummitab
es fid ipridw0rtli9 70 gut unS semiitbIi9
wobnte, lit bairii9 seporben. Oas mar
cine umwanoluns, welde iowobl bic polls
tii6en, ais bic l~oeialen Ierbdltniie Der
Stabt tief beribrte, Don ben @inen bod
erbobsn, pom BEN @nbern ssidmdbt, pon
ben Wsnisitsn ri9tis sewiroist wurbs,
unb Der namsntIi1 bic beiabrtsren giirser,
fi6 itiisenb auf @eburt, aItes Serfommen,
@%swobnbeit, Re9t unb Srau9, iebss llns
sema9 in Die S3ube i1obsn. Dod bins
meg nit bieien politiiden Bstra6tungsn!
9inpes bamit, neil bic Solssn bisiss grs
eighties nod oft genug in uniersr grSdbs
lung on bic 8 bsrfli9e tau1en unb li6 pom
felbit in ben Soroersrunb brdnsen. Slim
mern mir uns lieber barum, wie IS Der
i66nen Runigunbe nit benz faitanienbraus
men 9aare unb ben sroBen, buntlsn 9lussn
in ibrem iunsen @beitanoe sebt. lin Die.
fen 3wet gu erreiden, mii1en mir bic Sas
5erne aufiu9en. Wir f0nnen ireili6 nidt
mebr in bas Snnsrc pororinssn, neil IS
idon siemIi9 ipdt 1T unb In elmer YierteI:
itunoe ser 3apienitreid sebt. Der ale Ses
mobnerSes wsitIdufissn @sbduoes our &ube
permeiIt.
Statt bsiIsn bsieben mir urs ben sroBsn,
piersdigen Sof, NIT benz iteinernen Brun:
men in Der Mitte, on benz mebrsre Soloas
tenweiber NIT ben Sdnben alte Setsn, nit
ben 3unssn Qanb unb 2euts wai6en. sic
f9la9en babel sinsn ioIden 0drm aut baB
IS elm llneinssweibter fir sinen CANT auf
2eben unb Cob anssisben bate unb 3ur
Ollie berbsiseeilt mare, wdbrenb es in
Wabrbeit ni&ts uoriteQts ais cine itiue,
semiitblide MISUNDERSTANDING am Bruns
lei Wir bleiben unpsrbroHen babel, beun
In bisier @sieaidaft erfabrsn mir binnsn
finfSebn bis breibis Minutsn ale 9sbsims
niie Der Ruisrne, bic uns intereiiren.
v9u iprissit mid ia naR, Si6ie, =
Dor auf!" tuurrte bic 6lsinite in Der @es
feli9ait, cine idmntise, fuseIrunSs sc:
italt, oeren sraue, sotiise Sle9ten in bidsn
Strdmsem ME cine S@iIima9ne nm ben
&opf binsen.
0a feb NAL @iner bisie GrpmpstsrIisiel
on! f%nsiIts bic @nbere Sasesen, Elm inter:
isttss, idarf martirtes, srObtmo9iscs
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14
HOME. FARM AND GARDEN.


But few farmers have gardens
They buy their vegetables from the
cities--or do without them FdrBl,
ftetd md StOckmdH
"A South Carolina farmer feeds his
hogs with boiled sturgeon when they
are attacked by cholera, aud in a few
days they become sleek and fat
In the cultivation OF vegetable
gardens by the average farmer it will
be found valuable TO vary the usual an
nual application of farm-yard manure
with one OF some phosphate fertilizer.
-BOStOa Budget.
Some poultry raisers occasionally
attempt TO economic by purchasing
damaged grain for their fowls Such "A
course Is about as profitable rs coniin-
ing new mich cow to diet of poor
straw. - Prairie Farmer
The roots of plants will 90 down
very deep IN search of food. If they 90
deep the area of soil from which to pro
duce food is increased, and the best
method for securing this result is TO
drain the land thoroughly and pulverize
the soil we'll -Erch0H1e.
Baked Apples: Core and pare sour
apples Put them in a shallow earthen
dish, fill the cavities with sugar mixed
with grated lemon rind add water 10
cover the bottom of the dish Bake in
very quick oven till soft, basting often
with the syrup.-BOSton Gio6c.
1t used TO bic thought that only sand
was suitable for garden purposes. For
very early forcing some mixture Of sand
is advantageous. But heavy soils. even
clay, are good when well drained, and
by some practical gardeners are pre-
terrcd for the bulk of their later plant
ings N y Herald.
Tho best way 60 kill Canada thistles
is to smother them. That is not to al.
low them TO grow. Piow them mp
early in the spring and repeat the pillow
ing as fast rs they show themselves
above ground, not allowing IA single
shoot to appear. As they can not
breathe without leaves they will soon
disappear.
Slowed Lamb: Take the neck or
breast, cut into small pieces, and put in
n stcwpan with some thinly sliced salt
pork and enough water TO cover it.:
cover closely aud stew until tender:
skim off all the scum, and add quart
OF green peas, adding more water if
necessary; when the peas are tender.
season with pepper and butter rolled
with flour. Hartford COurant.
There are two important advan-
tages which farmers have i'm market
gardening. They have cheaper land,
which they can manure in large part
from their own stables and yards. The
second is that if near enough TO city or
village they can sell directly to con
sumers and thus get better prices than
can the commercial gardener, who is
obliged largely to sell his produce to
middlcmcn at very small margin OF
profit. RuraL NeW Yorkcr.
Farmers Fruit Cake: Soak three
cups OF dried apples over night in warm
water; chop slightly in the morning,
and then simmer two hours, or more.
in Two cups of molasses until the ap-
pies resemble citron. Make "A cake of
two eggs, one cup sugar. one cup sweet
milk. thrce-fourths cup butter. one and
one-half teaspoons soda, flour to make
"A rather thick batter, spice in plenty:
put in the apples and bake in a quick
oven. This is very nice.-Tbc House
hold
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14
..o. Lor, Hit I'm Arnln,,

In the early days of Methodism I'm Scot
land, a certain congregation, whore there
was but one rich man, desired TO build IA
new chapel. a church meeting was held
The old rich Scotchman rose and said :
" Brethren, we dinna need new chapel:
III give 60 for repairs"
just then "A bit Of plaster falling from the
ceiling hit him on the head.
Looking up and seeing how bad II was,
ho said: Brethren, it's worse thon 1
THOUGHT; III make IL 80 pun"
"Oh, Lord, exclaimed a devoted brother
on n back seat, hit i'm ugninl"
There are many human tabcrnacIc,
which are in sore need OF radical building
over, but we puttcr and fuss and repair in
spots without satisfactory results. II il
the real danger that we act independently
and do the right thing Then il is that we
most keenly regret, because we did not
sooner use our Judgment. follow the ad vice
born OF the experience Of others and Jump
away from our perils.
Thousands Of persons who will read this
paragraph are in abjcct misery to-day
when they might be in a satisfactory con
dltion. They are weak, liiocss full ofodd
aches and pains, and every year they Enow
they are getting worse, even though the
beat doctors are patching Thorn in spots
The origin OF these aches and pains il the
kidneys and liver, and IL they would build
these all over new with Warmers safe cure
as millions have done, and cease investing
their money in miscrably unsuccessful
patchwork, they would be well and happy
and would bless the day when the Lord
hit en- and indicated the common-scnse
course Tor them to pursue.-LondOn Press
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14
RAKINe THE MEADOW LOT.
4 Hay-rimo IdyI.

We'll NOW" Quoth old Farmer Jacobs .'the
new corner mcddcr TO day
Nell you come an help with the rakin'-its
- right kotChn' weather for may;
NcighbOr Smith = Jim. hos biu 10 tho CITY nm
Il now tangled patent hos bought,
an ne pound To com" over this morniD', an
sirchk through that air mOddCr.lot
He soz-an' tell him the kaounty amt able
70 boat him for check
Inc thing u do mon execution than me nm
my boys In wCpk
But he offered so kinder pcrlitc-liko l'vo no
inth I'm the gimcraCk-uOt ID,
couldn't do other than low him 10 fetch tho
queer crlttCr AN try"
Pretty Noll. skimminR cream I'm tho dairy
pecpcd out through the vine shaded
as Jim, with "Old Roam" ana "Block nu, .,
went Gathering down through the lane:
ana was II the new tangled mower her shy
r., blue eyes followed | wccn,
FROM the bushes that dccpencd and fitted IL
could not have boon the machine.
Promo under the lengthening shadows the
- tcotherly meadow grass lay:
The DAISIES unCrowncd in their glory sun.
smitten, slow nlding away;
Inc cafdlnul Hover I'm the bitches rose proud.
~, right royalty dressed.
Ana restlessly hithcr and thther moancd the
Oooolinks spoiled OF their most
Fair Nollic outrvalcd the daisios, and so, il
was plain, thought young Jim,
VI else that such dainty huy.rnukiug required
much assistance from him;
Ana II ever tue lost jos of Eden came back TO
this earth long forgot
IL came To those bsSful young lovers n .rnL
ing the new meadow lot
whats this that you AK for-Irs,, Ncili,p-wnl.
II ain hcnt-cau IL IL
III wasn't my hdB but my durtcr madc Won
mighty ohlccpin' 10 MOI you
You don't dCSHrVe her Won rnscnl but"-tbc
shtewd gray oyCS twinkled-''I guess
CohslIerin tue help yOull be hnyin-I
spose-l shall hey 10 say-ycs."
-Ituth ItCCCTc, ia Christian at York
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

While Mr.. Lyman was chief clerk
OF the Treasury Department he once
found 100000 in an envelope that had
only two Scent stamps on il stuck up
in one corner. One New York banking
firm never registered their letters. They
would seal SO, 600 or $40. 200 in large
envelope, and pct two Scent stamps on
IT, and throw in the letter-box at the
post-oflice. They told me-" said Mr..
Lyman, they found their losses aver
aged less than the express charges
would be. They sent away $50. 900 a
week, and said it did not pay To register
or express money. - Washington Post.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14
Al mPInxcd nnt.m

Don't know what ails me lately. Can {
cat well,-can't sleep well. Can't work,
and don't enjoy doing anything. Amt real
" sick, and / really mint well. Feel all
kind o played out, somcway." That is
what scores OF men say every day. II they
would take DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery they would soon have no oc-
cnsion TO say it. II puriies the blood,
tones up the system and iortifes il against
disease 1t is n great unti-bilious remedy
as well.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14
a NOVEL IlMEPIECE-
An Invention That Makes "A watch Wind
It.eIf as the WcArer NYaIIis

An Invention That Makes "A watch Wind
Itself rs the Wcarer walks.
a watch that winds itself by the mo-
ton of the wcarcr is the latest wonder
of Europe. The moneyed tourists
abroad will probably come home in the
fall provided with them to astonish
their stay-at-home friends. The follow
ing explanation of the new toy will.
however, take off the edge of this tri-
umph with the readers of the Slar:
The new automatic timepicce Is called
in Switzerland, where it was invented
the "Marche-Marchc." The watch *
stem-settcr. and in but one particular
differs from the ordinary watch rs TO
exterior appearance. It's works" are
protected by square case instead of a
round one, for a reason that vii appear
alter the other features of the witch
have been described i'm detail. The
prime feature OF the watch is the auto
matte self-winding mechanism, winch
atta'ns the object ~ view 20 perfection
TN the side of the watch that the arbOr
oil the winding barrel is expo ed. an
arm, secured at the end and with a
hammer-likc attachment at the other
moves downward whenever disturbed
from a position of absolute rest The
force Of spring adjusted under the
arm furnishes the reaction, and the
oscillation is repeated with every stop
taken by the wcarer. This is trans
united TO the lock of the mainspripo
barrel 10y the wheel, the circumference
Of which is adapted TO the clutch of a
dog that holds fast all it gets" and
the most ordinary walking exercise
upon The part Of the wcarcr serves to
Wind 1t mp full The watch when used
for the first time is wound with kew
out never after is "a key required il the
watch i> worn regularly b. any one OF
the most moderate habits Of pcrcgrina-
liOn Tho square case is essential tO
The successful action of the sclf-windinp
apparatus for the reason that IL must
stand horizontally. and this can only boz
when the watch has AN upright position
iu The pocket
Upon the face of the watch is tho
small dial Of manomcter. which con-
SANITY indicates tho tension to which
Che spring rs wound, and by Glance
thn We1ror OF the wat D. NAV tell for
ho" many hours thc watch b. wound
Iuc running capacity OF the "Marcho-
Al1rchc. when fully wound. Il. sixty
hours, as is indicated by the manomc-
ter when its hand points TO tho number
100 Che top Of tho dial Tho amount of
exercise required to wind IT, mll i. rep
resented bY -iN miles walking Tho
advantage urged 'n the automat. e. wind
ing mechanism is DO. absence oil tine
hazard 900 m. -iuy trains and SOWING
seeds of d'sson ION in inc family bv
.a'e arrival inner bcrausc OF forgof
iuiuc or ncgl goucc iu the matter ot
winding tue watch The absence Of me-
rn -liN for amy contact of human hands
Wih One interior of the wa..u b. ururI
% "n addiIiDn1 1rguwcu for fursbI
.E and b shape which 700 Grsf seem.
'dd. b..tnr pfcd to q rh and ar.t.
indI"0rIIDu Iuc "Narc cH
IS entirely band male watch. .nI is
consequently model Of perfection m
iho chrJuHmctrc art The expense OF
Which b. 'Ic chief barrier 10 its speedy
.n'0duc ON TO- general uso. " j.
SUNNY St1r
cd
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

In company the other evening Henrietta
heard some one across the room quote the
familiar phrase: "Man PROPOSES and
turning to sister wall flower she remarked
mat she was tired of hearing those old
sayings that didn't have a single word of
truth i'm them.- NOmerpNe JOitrnnL
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

Ihave been a great suf.
fercr from Hay-Fevcr for
IS years. ] read Of the
v0DdrOus cures by Ely's
Cream Balm and thought !
would try once more. Aft
er one application l was
wonderfully helped. Two
weeks ago I commenced
using n and now I feel On.
firslV cured. ltisthc great.
est discovery known
DUuANEt CLARK. Farmer,
81 Mas
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

WHEN a barber socks TO make himself
soCiable with customer i'm the chair, he
IS probably "scraping an acquaintance."-
Chicago SIN.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

as 1T profitable" asks an exchange,
ITO teach young girl elocution" 1t de-
ponds upon whether he intends 60 marry
her when she grows up.-N Y. Sun.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

PoPINJAY says that he wishes he could
induce his wife to try the early closing
movement on her mouth. -BurlinGtOn Free
Press.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

BANANAS are more easily recognized I'm
tho fall than at any other time of the year.
-PTetzepS Weekly.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

PHYSICIANS appear TO be very hard Co
satisfy. If their patients got well they
lose them, and if they die they also lose
them
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

PIXIES ToOTHACHE DROPS cure I'm minute &c
Gbhn's sulphur Soap heals and beauties. DC
GERMAN CORN REMOVER Kills CornS & l}unions
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

a SCIENTIST says that a very strong So
luton of salt applied boiling hot will pre-
serve wood. This is important to those
spring gun.-Life.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

NOTHING makes one girl so happy as TO
read another girls letters. A girl couldn't
be girl and not read all her letters to
some other girl. Fact Chicdgo Journal
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

OPENING of the season-uncovering tho
mustard pot.-BOStOn Bulletin.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

DoN'T disgust everybody by hawking.
blowing and splitting, hut uso DR.. Sago's
Catarrh Remedy and be cured.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

1--WE are like clock" said labor ag-
itator For when the proper time arrives
we strike. -Putsburg6 Chronicle.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

AN exchange speaks of "the good ma
tured girl" We have all heard Of her
She works in some other family.-M Y
HcFaId.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

OFFICER examining recruit: "Why do
we salute superior oficersl" Recruit-"Iu
order 30 keep out Of the guard house -
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

DOMESTIC notwithstanding the man Of
the house with broomstick
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

AS REGARDS rank among vegetables the
onion comes first
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-08-14

II want 20 thank YOU for telling mo OF
DR.. Picrces 'Favorite Prescription. D."
writes a lady 90 her friend. For n long
time wos unfit 20 attend 20 the wo~k of
my household. l kept about but / felt
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haY-EENER-

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General Robert Ioombs. who IL
now totally blind. fla living at his home
Washington County, Ca. from
whence ha fond of sending ont Co bis
friends occ1 .ou1I religious tracts which
happen 90 ul hls fancy
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ELi HRlTNERs-
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STATE-PRIsoE convicts are like tho hairs
OF the head, because they are ali nu mbered
N. u MAJ.
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