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The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Daughters, Wives and Mothers.
We emphatically guaran, ee DR.. Marchni's CathOli-
can Female Remedy, to cure Female Diseases, such
as Ovarian troubles, Inf animation and liberation
Ia ling and Displacement or bearing down feeling,
Irregularities, barrenness, Change Of Lie, Leucor-
above, like Headache, Bloating, Spinal weakness,
slegpessne So, Nervous Debility, Palpatation OF the
$3.50 per Bottle Send to Dr. J. b. Marchisi Utica,
N. Y, fol pamphlet, free. For sale by Bixby Buck,
druggists.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
M AIARIA.
AZ an anti malarial medicine
DIR. DAVID KENNEDY's
FAvORlTE Remedy

has won golden opinions No traveller should con
slider his outfit complete unless includes bottle of
this medicine. II you are exposed to frequent
changes Of climate food and water Favorite Remedy
should always be within your reach. 1t expels ma.
and malarial fever in the world II is especially Of
fered trustworthy specific for the of Kidney
arising from impure state OF the blood To women
Tho suffer from any Of the s peculiar to their sex
failing friend-a real blessing. Address the proprfe-
tor, Or. D. Kennedy. Rondout n. Y. q bottle, Tor
q, BY all druggists.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Did you ever eat a good dish of aspara-
gus as the grower can have it, fresh from
the garden? Then go and plant a little
tract in the garden four by ten feet and
have full supply for the fsmily each
spring for many years to come. We have
just been served with dish of this excel
lent relish clipped from bed that has
served the table for more than twenty sue.
cessive seasons, and never with a better
supply than the present spring .-Farmer.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Here Is an English remedy for crib Bit
ing Nail strip of shecpskin, about
eight inches in width the entire length of
the crib; select skin covered with long
wool, and sprinkle it freely with cayenne
pepper. Renew it occasionally, and the
worst cribber can be persuaded to desist
from his habit.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Itching Piles-Symptoms and Cure.
The symptoms are moisture, like perspiration, in
tense itching increased by scratching very distress
ing particularly AT night seems II pn-worms
crawling in and about the rectum the private parts
are sometimes affected. II allowed To continue very
serious results may follow. ''SWAYNE'S ONT
MENT" is a pleasant, sure cure. Also for letter,
Itch Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Eryspeas BARRIERS
Itch B.otcnes, all scay, crusty skin Diseases. Sent
by mail Tor so cents 8 boxes, 81. Is, lin eamples.)
Address, DIR. SWAYNE & SON, Philadelphia, Pa.
Sold by Druggists, 27H
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
Ereru Woman in the Land

every Woman an the Lana
owes 1t to herself and her family to take care of her
health. When she finds her health falling, and de.
biity and weak ness, UNDER mines her strength her
surest and best remedy is Kidncy-WOn. 1t builds
up the genera health keeps the secretory system in
perfect order regulates the Kidneys and Bowels,
aud enables tht sc important organs to perform their
natural functions in throwing off the accumulated
impurities OF the body.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

C"t"rrh aud Hay Ferer For twenty years
wasa sufferer from Catarrh OF the head and throat
in very aggravated form. and during the summer
with Hay Fever. procured bottle of Ely's Crea n
Balm aud after few applications received decided
benehi-was cured by one bottle. Have ha no re.
turn of the complaint -CHARi orrE PARKER WAY.
erly, N. Y. Price so cents bottle.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Under False Coiors. Notwithstanding the
protection with which the law eDcircles patent tights
and trade marks, no sooner does II valuable patent
or proprietary article MAKE its appear.n ce than
horde Of unpncipled persons try by every means to
initiate the original. PLYE'S PFARLINE, cele-
brated as a washing compound, h AS had a score OF
limitations, but the superiority Of the genuine article
over the counterfets is 20 plainly apparent that
very few people have been deceived,
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Ayers Ague Cure is powerful tonic bitter, com
posed wholly vegetable substances. Its action is
peculiar. prompt and powerful, breaking up the chill
curing the fever, and expelling the poison from the
system, yet leaving no harmful unpleasant effect
upon the patient. Suffering from chills and fever
who have used quin'Le as a Remedy will appreciate
this.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
Special Notice

All persons indebted to the firm OF
M. 8. Cleveland & Son, Athens, are
hereby given notice that if they do
not settle their accounts On or before
June LIST, 1885, they will he obliged
to settle with an attorney. The rea-
son of giving this notice is that we
have taken the Skowhegan & Ath-
ems stage line and must have the
money due me to carry on the same.
TRemember this is business.
to NJ. s. CLEVELAND & Son.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

To the people of this County We would say we
have been given the Agency OF DIR. Marchs Italian
Pile ointment emphstcally guaranteed to cure or
money ,eiupded- internal, External, Blind, Bleed
Pay. For sale by Bxby y Buck, Druggists
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
Nervous Debilitated Men

HUI
You allowed free trial of thirty days of the
OF Dr. Dyes Celebrateu Volluic Heit with Electric
Suspensory Appliances for the speedy relief and
permanent cure OF Nervous DeUili y, loss Of Vitality
and Manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for
many other diseases. Complete restoration to health
yigor and manhood guaranteed NOrisk is incurred.
Illustrated pamphlet, with full Information, terms
ETC. malleo free by addressing VoltAc Belt Co., Mar
shall, Mich.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

The horrors OF war are nothing 10 the horrors of
Nsnalsis. Immediate relief may he had by bathing
the head with Johnson's Anodvne Liniment and
snuiilng IL up the nosrils
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

What lie the difference between a wagon and a
poliiiclan? The wagon has a long tongue hut don't
talk.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

misstep will o ten make cripple Tor life A
bottle OF Henry Il Johnson's Arnica and Oil Lini
ment at hand, will not prevent the misstep but used
immediately it viii save beng cripple
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

The burglar like his friend the philosopher, stakes
everything just as 1t comes" and not infrequeutly
goes for it.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Why Ia thief who gazrs at the pocket of wealth,
citizen like a fence' Because he'd like to picket
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

The difference between Pittsburg and Boston girls
Is that the former have smuts their and the
latter has specs.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

One knows his blows and the other blows his nose
good enough answer II any one has u conundrum
To lit 1t.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

ITO the victors belong the spoils" said the Repub
Hcan grocer, as he worked off dozen bad eggs ON q
just appointed Democratic office holder.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
Exzem a or Salt Rheum.
Another Clear and Positive Recover

Another Clear and Positive Recovery-An
Elderly Lady Letter.
Among the numerous letters received by Dr.
Kennel, testifsug 10 notable SALT RHEUM cures.
the following VIII he found of interest read,
who may sccept assurance OF its perfect anthem
ticty and tiutbtntlness:
WORCESTER, Mass, March %, 1854
Dr.. d. Kennedy, ROhdOut ". I
DEAR SIR: UAt recently | have been for
years sufferer from Salt Rheum IL followed upon
an attack of Erysipelas, for which | for a long
tmc under medical treatment. placed myself again
in the hands of the physiciaus who did, have
doubt all that could be done. One thing IL sure,
however, l was none the better for all the medicine
they gave me- The painful and uhs,htly disease
made continual progress, until l begin to fear l
should never get rid NJ II.
Bymeans OF one of those accidents that often re-
suli in much blessing had my attention called to
your FAV0RIrE REMEDY, which was told would
surely do me good. | used 1t. and within much
shorter time than won ID have believed possible.
received permanent cure. l row perfectly
free from SAT- Rheum What comfort this Is, aud
how it places your wonderful nedcinc in my
opinion, you may guess at. but never know. | Keep
1t new constantly in the house as family medicine.
Yours truly. MRS. DINAH PHAIR
Mrs. Phair sometime since. when on visit TO
Kansas. fund case of Salt Rhcum could not get
FANoRITE REMEDY, sent TO New York City Tor
1t. and cured TIE
For n diseases of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys
Badd, an Digestive Organs DIR. David krunedy's
FAVOkl1 + REMEDY, Rondout, \. Y. 4t2o
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

ty Economy II Wealth, No woman really
practices economy nnless she uses the Diamon
Dyes Many pounds can be saved every year. Ask
your Druggist. Only ten cents. Simple 10 use.
Wells, Richardson 4 Co., Burlington, vi.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Ifproof of the pudding depends upon eating the
bug the pudding is likely To be acquitted Tor want
of evidence,
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

When tea yoGng man making tlove and yet no
making loNef When he ia pressing his suit.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Why is it dangerous to be ont in spring Because
the grass has blades, the flowers pistis the leaves
shoot and the bullrushes out.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Adamson's Botanic Balsam hiss gained a
reputation which places it in the front ranks of cura
tive agents. II has been in the market but about ten
years. IL recommended by the beat ply sicans be.
cause II cures coughs and colds every time Price 35c
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

II you troubled with n "hacking cough
Downs Elixir will give you relief at once. Warrant
ed US recommended or money refunded
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

Baxter's Mandrake Btters cure indigestion Heart
Bum, Costiveress and all malarlal diseases TWEEN
five cents per bottle
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
Here and There,

Why is an escaping prisoner like musical cat
Because he scales the waul.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

"Brayins will toll" said the donkey as he awok,
the echoes with his blatant blare.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
FOR SALE,

The Melzar Cushing farm situated ON the River
road ~ miles from kkowhegan village said farm
contains 1850 acres Of lard divided into tago pasr
age and wood Lot Two story h0ues In 5000 repair
two barns carriage house and other oat buiidlnRs
well OF good water and cisteru In the cellar VIII oe
sold ct bafRaiu and On easy teRms Apply ON 'ho
premises or address. Nn A. r. CUSHING.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

The difference betwe,L Hanan and Sullivan -
slghi-one being crack scuiler the ether a scul'
cracker.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
Cemetery Notice.

shall continue to work In the village Cemetery
this season as lat Will give attention to Grading
Cleansing Marble and Granite, Cultivating Flowers,
&C. &c. Orders solicited Orders by mail prompt
OK. TURNER. skowhegan Me.
May Ia lsu
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

You will find some of the
best bargains this Spring,
ever shown in Clothing,
Hats, Furnishing Goods and
Woolens.
We manufacture our own
clothing, a nice line of Saw
yer's Suits, Brown and Blk
Whip Cord worsted Suits,
Blue Yacht Cloth and Fan
cy Check Suits, our Sawyer
Suits we can sell you at
wholesale prices, a good suit
for mems wear only 5000.
We have for the first time
put in a full line of Child
ren's short pant Suits, our
prices are low, Children's
Suits 4 to II years only ".
At Holbrook & Halves.
1000 Straw Hats, all
kinds and qualities. Far
mers Braided and Sewed
Straw Hats,-a good sum-
mer hat for l0cts.
At Holbrook & Halves.
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
HOIBROOK e HAYNES
Clothiers, Hatters & Tailors

Thin Coats, & Busters
We have made up a nice
line of Black Serg & Mohair
Coats, Best Coat in mar
ket,-Price very low.
At HolbrOok q Halves.
HAMMOCKS. Everyone
can have a good full length
Mexican Hammock this sea-
son, Prices way down.
At Holbrook q Halves.
Our Custom work never
was so good as the past
month, we have a carefully
selected stock of Foreign
and Domestic woolens to
select from, and we are
prepared to make them up
in tirst-class manner at
short notice. Mr.. M. j. Ar
mold is still giving good sat-
istaction in this department
Call and look over our
Stock before purchasing and
save money.
At HolboOok q Halves.
YVES, On the Corner
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08

A dentist Is no chicken. He isa pullit
The Somerset reporter., 1885-07-08
CARRIAGES.

l wish to inform the Public that l
have in my Shop lot of New FIRST CLASS
CARRIAGES, made by myself of the best
Stock, and Warranted. All in want o4 8
Good Carriage are requested u CO. on"
examine my Stock at Shop in real CT H."
porter office.
Repairing promptly attended to.
Having secured the services Of ISAAC W.
DAVIS, FIRST GLASS BLACKSMITH l am
prepared to do all kinds Of r. pairing In
Workmanlike manner at Reasonable Prices
@-Tire Setting Specially.
b. -. FOSR.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
Look Ont ; It's Loaded 4.

To THE EDITOR: l have just added to my
collection of relics of the late unpleaSantnesS q
shell found by friend at Spottsylvania Court
house, concerning which l desire some infor-
nation. 1t measures about o. inches in length
and somewhat resembles cigar in shape. One
end, which has & lead plug, is about II inches
in diameter and abruptly swelS out to about p
inches, which measurement continues about )
inches i'll length and then terminates with an
edge of about ! inch, from which is continued a
tapering gradually extending the remaining
length and terminating with nose of about
inch in diameter. The part of the shell that is
tapering has slight ridges of about inch in
width running to the nose lengthwise, seem
ingly 30 re-enfOrce it. 1t is not intended for a
riiled piece the leaden plug is sunk in, SO
judge it is a fuse and not percussion shell.
AS it is unexploded, am somewhat anxious to
know if could safely undertake to bore out
the leaden plug SO as TO remove the contents
and render it harmless III the event of FIRE.
would esteem it favor if you would pub
lish this in your next issue, that may be BEN
Gifted by the information l may derive from
some of your readers who were familiar with
these missiles during their experiences of army
life. They may be able to inform ME what
kind of shell it is and if can with safety re-
move its contents.-WM. A. UNDERWOOD,
Cleveland, Ohio.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01

1t is prepared from Sarsaparilla, Yellow
Dock, Cherry Bark, Pipsissewa, Mandrake,
DandelioD, and other well-known vegetable
remedies. The combination, proportion, and
preparation are peculiar to Hoods SaEsapa-
rilla, and effect remarkable cures wh1re
other medicines fail
1t cures Scrofula, Salt Rheum, BoiIs, PIN
pies, all Humors, Dyspepsia, BiliousEess,
Sick Headache, Indigestion, General Debility,
Catarrh, rheumatism, Kidney and Liver
Complaints, overcomes that tired feeling,
creates an appetite, and builds up the hole
system.
THE "GOG0D NAME AT HOME
won by Hoods Sarsapariila is unequaled n
the history of medicines. Such is its paIu-
larity in Lowell, Mass, where it is made,
that whole neighbOrhoOds are taking it at
the same time. The same success is extend
ing all over the country. Send for book
containing statements of cures.
Hoods Sarsapariila is sold by all druggists.
81; six for s.. Prepared by C. /. HOOD 4
Co, ApOthecaries, Lowell, Mass.
Mention The National Tribune
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
RheumatisIn.

From year to year our advertisement has
regularly appeared in the columns of this
paper which reach vast number of people
suffering with rheumatism, and We have been
thus enabled to do great service to those SO
afflicted
There is no disease known to medical science
that has given the profession so much trouble
as rheumatism, and there is no complaint that
is so painful and difficult to cure. Hence the
great delight we feel in announcing the discov-
cry of a medicine that not only cures promptly
but permanently. 1t is called Durang's Rheu-
matte Remedy, and no one knows better than
the Editor of this great weekly paper what its
real merits are.
1t is taken internally, because rheumatism
is a disease of the blood and it might be called
an infallible cure. since there is scarcely case
on record in which it has failed to perform
cure. The price of the remedy is 81 q bottle
or six bottles for S.. Write for free 40 page
pamphlet to r. K. Helphenstine, Druggist,
Washington, ID. G.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
An Omen Confession.

To THE EDITOR: While in our works in front
of keneSaw Mountain, on the campaign TO At
lanta, one foggy morning, the mess to which
/ belonged ran short of grub. l took a stroll
to the left and rear of our front to look for
some wagon train, thinking perhaps l could
catch on to something for our mess. l had not
gone far when | ran across a cOmmisSary where
they were issuing rationS TO ottcers-hardtack
and pork. There were several soldiers that
had the appearance of being on the same err
rand as myself. The guard that was on duty
seemed to be a new recruit, and the boys soon
began to impose on him by crowding him. He
made no attempt to be ugly. A soldier that
was leaning on a pork barrel told me to hold
my haversack close to him, and when the
guards back was turned he would try his hand.
| did so, and in less than three minutes he had
my hayersack full to the buckle with pork.
He told me to go to large oak tree that stood
near and he would try his luck on some crack
ers / went to the tree as he babe me. While
l was standing there l thought l had q good
thing, and SO | struck out for camp. If this
should come to that mans notice | would like
to hear what luck he had in the cracker line
and how he felt when he found had left with
the sowbely. If he will send me his name,
company, regiment and pOst-ofice address l
will send him THE NATIONAL TRIBUNE for
enc year at my expense.-HENRY c. VAUGHN,
Co. Z, oath KY, Mulberry Grove, Kan.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01

Victims of youthful indiscretions suffering
from nervous debility. lack of self-c0nfidence.
impaired memory, and kindred symptoms,
should send 10 cents in stamps for large Illus
trated treatise, giving means of certain cure,
with numerous testimonials. Address Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main
Street, Buffalo, n. Y.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01

4 correspondent writing from Denver, Colo,
the place at the head of the Relief Corps column
in the Grant Memorial procession. Farragut
being the senior Corps in the Department took
precedence Of Meade Corhs.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
WEATHER SIGNALS.
Improved System Adopted By the Signal SfsvI
Bureau,

Bureau.
A few months ago the Signal Service afop..d
code of signals additional TO those therefore
in use, by which expected changes i'm the
weather would be so clearly indicated that all
might understand. They were irst introduced
at few points as an experiment. The result
was found to be so satisfactory that their en-
pioyment for the information of the people has
become quite general. They are now DISPLAYED
at half the stations in the country, and are ex-
pected soon TO become universal
The cautiOnary or storm signals heretofore
displayed and which continue in use, ara ~
follows:
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
THE OCTOBER
CENTURY
Contains
Several Papers relating the Life and Services Of
GENERAL GRANT.


GENERALS HORACE PORTER, ADAM BarrAC
AND JAMES II. WILSON
- EN-. PORTER who was near to Gen. Grant for
~ many years, writes of Lincoln and Grant. -
their personal and official relations with many u,.,y
anecdotes. Gen. Badeau, with great frssliI,t-~ of
detail, tells Of The Last Days of Gen. Grant " ST.
luStrated), and Gen Wilson contributes ieTc ting
" "Reminiscences" Riverside Park is Gegci 81
in illustrated article.
The other contents include:
SUMMER HAUNTS OF AMERICAN ARTISTS.
Profusely illustrated.
A STUDY IN INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM,
Samuel Bowles.
By George S. Merriam. With portrait
TUSCAN CITIES
BY w. D. Howelis with illustrations By Peuucu.
THE GREAT RIVER OF ALASKA.
By Lieut.. Schwatks. Illustrated.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT"
short story by Brander Matthews.
NOTES OF A PROFESSIONAL. EXILE.
THE CANADA PACIFIC RAILWAY.
DEPARTMENTS, POEMS, ETC
Price, 60 cents. TIE CENTURY Co. y. Y.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01

GERERAL CLEAR OR FAIR LOCAL RAIN
RAIN OR SNOW. WEATHER. OR SNOW
These are white with blue figures. By the
use of these signals it is easy to forecast the
weather with good degree OF certainty. Sea-
men, farmers, and all classes who are interested
in its frequent changes may daily reap the ben
eft OF the Signal Service.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01

W0men's Shoes in Paris.
In Paris women wear hig h-heeled shoes when
they don't expect to walk, and low heels when
they do.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01

Ayers Sarsaparilla, sending pure blood TO the
brain, gives a sound mind in a sound body.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
CAUTIONARY
COLD WAVES.

A red flag with black square in the center
signifies the probability of stormy or dangerous
weather. The white flag alone indicates that
cold wave may soon be expected. When d
white flag is shown above red flag. each with
square black center, or white light above
red light by night. it is an indication that high
northerly or westerly winds are likely to occur.
This is known as the cautionary ofG-shore
signal"
The new signals may be represented as fol-
lows.
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
GENERAL ORDERS.
NA3IoNAL HEADQ'Rs WouAY's RELIEF Corps. }
BosTcE, MASS, Sept. 10, 1885.
SEPT. %. 1885.

BOSTON, -IASs, sept. 10, 1888. J
General Orders No. 3.
Consequent upon the rapid growth Of our Order,
and tiie fact that many Corps have been organized
without personal instructions, it is not strange that
the work OF tIe ritual IL not fully understood and
that we may attain to uniformity ia all orr work
during the coming year Is the earnest desire OF the
National President, believing that we perfect
ourselves ia ali lis details the members will find
the meetings more enjoyable, and shall thus
secure much larger average attendance. To the
eEd that we may receive the greatest possible
benefit from the annual inspections. and that every
subordinate Corps should receive careful and
thorough instructions the special attention of De-
partment and Corps Presidents Is called to the fol-
lowing established rules:
/. Department Inspectors blanks. form D. will be
sent out free 10y the National Inspector. two for
each Department The Department Inspector will
receive blanks for Corps Inspection, form A. from
the Department Treasurer, and will issue the same
TO each Assistant Inspector.
III. The report of Assistant Inspectors must be
forwarded 10 the Department Inspector within 10
days from such inspection. and they viii CORE
spond with that officer all matters pertaining
their duties
III. Department inspectors will, Immediately
upon the receipt Of The Assistant Inspectors report
consolidate the same, foot up column OF member
ship and amount expended in relief and forward
The National tribune., 1885-10-01
A BUST OF GRANT.
The Only One Taken
From Life.
"A SUPERB LIKENESS"

The likeness OF Gen. Grant, which has received lie
highest commentators from the family the Ce.tt
hero, well OF every intimate friend living Jud
of all the soldiers who knew the great Commander
bust by Carl Gerhardt, of the very first of ACrs.
sculptOrs. HE studied the General carefully for Uc.
and verified his studies with of the face tk-u
half hour after death. The busts prodnced
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-01-03
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