The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1885-01-01

Beochor SAYS tho anyc.s hold their
noscs when they look .io1n Oh 4 Wall
street man.
Il II said that thu salmon fisheries
Of Scotland have not in twenty yesrs
been 30 successful 40 th0y were lass
year. when they yielded to billingsgase
alono over 8, 900, 600 pounds, the total
supply Of salmon ct that market hav.
Ing been 1900. OOO pounds. England's
contribution was only $780, 900 pounds
and lrcland's only $780, pounds. Il
y 10 b. noted on behalf 81 Ireland,
however, that her salmon 6nd : chief
maIket in tho great provincial towns
Of England rather than IL the nastrop-
ola
A hunter who got lost during snow.
storm noar Las Minas, Chihuahua, DO.
came 20 hungry that no cut Of bis faith
full dogs tail for food, which be roast
Cd and ate. He then gave the bono
70 the unfortunate canine, not unmind-
lul Of the debt u gratitude be owed tho
sacrificing animal.
General Edward AcCook, now n
Colorado, says: Il fancy should like
20 lead three or four II The old csvslry
regiments commanded durinx the
war against those Soudan robcls. Thas
number Of such mon ~ NO saw twsnty
years ago ought 70 clean oil Egypt q
II Mahdi and his followers"
The Salt Lxko Tribune disputes tie
correctness " tho police statistics fro
qnently parsded 70 prove tho superior
virtue II the Mormons. The T;jbwme
explains 81 sayin1 that whom ! police
man finds an intoxicated Saint no kind
" escorts him to his home. while .
0sntils b run into tho ststion house
AChicago journal modsstly suggests
that the colsbration Of the l0urs6 cen.
tennial Of the discovery Of America
should b held In that city, because =
..is the pivot city Of the United States
Chicago u the pivot city II the sense
that they get everything turned arouad
thsre.- BoseoS fSsk
Queen Victoria speaking n her new
bsok d a accidcnt that befell Aer and
her gillie. says that she WAS ''mush
distressed" 70 had that poor Browns
legs had bsen dreadiully cut" What
shocking impropEietyi 4 wsll.bred
Amoricsn woman would tramp Ill
around Robin Hoods barn after the
word climbs. "-Rochestes Densocr0S.
Hes not what you call strictly hand
some, "ssid Ne A1jos. bsaminG through
his glasses o. . usassly hids61s baby
. L lay poaeefally bowling = IL
mothers arms, ssbut ~ tho kind of
taco that grows q you." wAs The In
dignant and unexpected reply q The
maternal being. You'd b better
looking II Il had"
A eirl ont vest Il said To have refused
. telegraph linsman three times in -
many months because he was .'too
muck Of . Wanderor-he wandered
from pole % pole and from climb g
climb and ii 10 should come home
he'd b - .insulsts' dat he'd make
ones hair Sand M strsiaht and thore'd
Be- no end 20 batteries and crosses. ="
rco...,... ...n ga 1870. .r,
rc.sJ e. H. -. s isft an ~ hsr.,sr.
Ine coll 6fty thousand years seo, have
bcen disooysred IN Nicsraqua. Those
Of the women are distinguished from
those made by the men by the freouen-
" with which they wheel about and
point in the opposite direction whoa
their owners turned around 70 go What
other women didn't have On.
r.. 80, - /. 80. MT. -, L.. -
..v,e and nrasenIs ha s. r;ch ,rhiIa
AZ. ,rsn .rhp i.r. 49, .hor. nj. svsrv
year SAYS he il losing money, and ex-
poets to 20 TO the almshouse shortly.
This accounts for the hotel clerk wear.
ing . huge diamond, and the bond.
holding statesman going around II
ready madc clothes that don't at him,
looking sadly IN need Of hair out
II little u;rl In .chool heino a.ked the
/ c.h.r dsv ~ . r,.,rl.r "a IN. Rcsr,l
- E.,,,c.,;o,, ..Who r.k. c,,- 1872;
ansvered. .a:onores.. y ..And nor il
Il d;videdp" asked the 1entleman. The
little girl hesi,ated, but finally said 5
..Into civilized, hall-civilised, and say.
age, SIR" "Vcry good" said the gem
tfeman; ''but ! do not SEQ Why goa
should have hssitatod In your reply. "
.Will you DO home % dinnerl'' ask,
"a ! Chicago woman q her husband
- he wss about startin9 for buaineas.
..No. / think not.H he ansverod. ..I
expect "a IS very bu,y. Besidea. 4 new
saioon 4 70 81 openod iust wound the
corner from INV ofi,o. snd I viii droI
in there and ret : little free lunoh. {
..Well. !" aaid Sis vife. vhila \ ~ AZ
not to get hurt IL the rush"
Twas . ilrcman's parade. headed ~
! brsss band. a thew turned 10 cor
hitchin9-posi. sDelled out 10 lettere.
K P-l-u-r-i-b-u-s u-n-u-m." painted
On the head q . Big drum: NOW
sakc. now. wharwnass lnass 40 askyo
o. lank negro stanain& under tne
awnin9 WIN as NOUN s oPsn. on.