Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-07-22

Foraker tramps
Down hoadly's scamps.
Proud KorAh's troop
Was swallowed up.
The South will rule
II LEoSARD's school
Still acts the fool.
Al Joshuas will
The sun stood still.
From this we prove
"The sun do move"
From Arab guns
Brdte Wolseley runs.
To stand he can't
Like Mister GRANT.
CoTros MAruER, JR.
False and True Chronology.
To the Editor Of the Globe Republic:
You say that COLUMBUS, the pious and grand,
Discovered this Con tiueut whereon We stand;
Yet when he stepped on its surf-b beaten shore,
lie met those who G'scoverod it ages before.
------------------- STANLEY.
Francis S. Underwood, Bret Harte's
successor at Glasgow, is one Of them
literary fellsrs," also, and will probably
let the Scotchhan run the Office, in his
own way, as he did under Harte's admin
istrstion.
The National American, the Prohibi-
ton organ at ST. Louis, says:
DR.. Leonard's candidacy in Ohio can ac-
complish nothing but the defeat Of the Re-
publican party and the election Of Democracy
and free whisky. 1t does not mean to accom-
plish more. Why, then, should his followers
not vote the Democratic ticket straight
What is the use to 60 around the bush,
brethren?
We warn Mr.. Hendricks that if he ever
becomes candidate for the Presidency
the Republicans will plaster the dead walls
Of the country with Autographs represent
ing him as he appeared on the sea beach
in his bathing suit. That will settle him.
The people will not want such . thing as
that in the Executive Mansion.
Rev. Sam Jones tells Of hard-looking
old soaker who replied to Bob Ingersoll,
when he said there was no hell: Be mighty
sure with your proofs, Bob, for there are a
great many Of US who are depending on
ye." "Hard-looking old soakers" would
do we'll to look into matters for themselves.
Bob lngersoll would bs poor stick to tie
to, in a cyclone or an earthquake.
To show the size OF Texas the New
York Evening Post remarks that ut could
absorb Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont,
Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut,
New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania,
Delaware Maryland, Ohio and Indiana,
and still have enough space left for an
other State Of Connecticut's size" Its
cotton Ecrop Is estimated at 100000 to
100000 bales, and its population, in
creasing at the rate Of 10 per cent. a
year, is now about 2,0O8, 600
The Boston Globe, Democratic paper,
says
Chairman Bsrger, OF the Democratic State
Committee OF Ohio, has been appointed
Pension Agent for the Buckeye State. That's
the kind, Mr.. President. Do so some more.
To this the Boston Herald, an indie
pendent paper, with Democratic leanings,
responds as follows:
Oar Washington correspondent says tina,
Bargar has bad war record, tina, "he was
dishonorsbly dismissed during the war for
having forssksn his company in an OHIO
regiment in a time of battle, that sentence
being inflicted upon him in spite of his effort
TO resign
That is the last kind Of man to be Sc
lected to pay pensions to brave veterans, and
We hope the mistake will be corrected. Oh
course the President knew nothing of this.
Republican editors who are trying to cult
vate an impression that there 10 rank dissen-
sion in the Democratic party OF Ohio will not
be allowed to fsrget that they have family
quarrel OF their own. The old division be-
tween the Stslwsrts and Half-breeds still
prevails. Garfield dead appears to be more
influential in Ohio Republican politics than
any man LIVING. General Beatty was re-
pudiated at the Springfield convention by the
whole Western Reserve because he was a
Stalwart, aud especially because he signified
bis sympathy with Conkling In the famous
embodiment with the Garfield sdministra-
ton. Then, there is the cophict between the
Foster and Sherman factions as to the United
States Senatorship, and the threatened war
between the Sherman and Blaine wings 10
the matter OF the residency.-Cincinnat
Enquirer.
The Enquirer cannot scare us by that
sort Of talk. What we want is Democratic
Harmony in Ohio, with an II as big as a
haystack, and internal commoton and
dissension in the Republican ranks. Then
We shall whip the Democrats 50 badly
that they can hardly gather themselves
up after the election. In the Hoadly
campaign there was fearful fight between
Democratic factions and Hoadly made "a
tai mistakes ss q csmpsigner, and the
united and harmonious Republicans left
the Democrats to beat themselves, and they
beat usl We do not care for any more
Democratic Disssnsion and Republican
Harmony Of those sorts. See it, Mr.. En-.
quirer3