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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-03-13
HUMOROUS.

MY son, in the battle Of life DC sure
you eat al ron want for Ii i by that
you can work your weigh up. --Burii'g-
ton HaUkeye.
Sergeant Bates is in the poorhouse.
This is not TO be wondered At his
energies hare been Tagging for good
many years. Boston budget.
Young ladies who think they have
q call TO write poetry should stop aud
remember that poets are born and not
maid. So Paul Herald.
john said Mrs. Bascom to her
husband, II intend to return some calls
this afternoon. Won't you step down
to the stable and tell them TO send up .
carte visit, with driver?' Buriing-
ton Free Press.
-Sophronia asks ii there Is any
rhyme for zero. There is:
There's plenty Of snow
For the cutters to go.
but the youth IL sort Of = hero
With his girl IN sleigh.
When the mercurys down below zero.
Boston Courier.
man has DONE" shouted the
orator. .sman can do" That isn't
enough. my son. Man must do what
|. man hasn't done; what he was afraid
to do: what he couldn't do. II man
would only do what man has done.
Christopher Columbus would never
have sailed a hundred miles from land
and we would be Indians still. - Boo
Buricffc.
N - Editor--'.And you expect me 70 use
thisP" Spring Poet t." Yes. sir: but l
I don't want any pay for H." ''Oh. you
don't" No; my only desire y 70 see
how my efrusion will look in print"
..Ah! Well. am happy to say that
your desire can b. gratified; that y,
providing you will do as I say" "Oh.
thank YOU. What shall doy' F" Buy .
type writer. - Philadelphia Call
-.Leisurc Is cheap at that chaps
shop. Mr.. Spcer." said fellow passen-
J ger in Cambridge horse car, pointing
10 the sign: IA superior lounge for
S." in furniturc-dealer's window.
THAT il rather tempting" replied the
other, s.but the fellow next door under
sells him." and he directed attention
to the bakers window. ia which was
tho legend: "A family loaf ten cents"
--Bosfon Commercial Bulletin.
49, Murder, murdcr." shricked Mrs.
smith, running into the Kitchen last
nirht while her husband WIS rocking
the cradle. Whats the matter now?'
quericd her husband. Mercy! sakcs
aIivc!'' exclaimed the frightened wo-
man, II saw ghostv' 4 Nonsense,
Marian; there isn't any ghosts ~
know better. He was = great, big white
ghost" .sEfow do ron know that the
9host was . hep" Because when
sooIdcd him he jawcd beck. - Nescnea
Independent.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-03-13

who Has Faced Death Thousand Times
Calmly Awaiting the Grim Messenger.
NEW YORK, March 3.-Gencral Grants
condition during the day and evening was
much improved. A constant stream Of
carriages droye up TO his residence dur
ing the afternoon, bringing friends to
whose inquiries the same answer was
given;
"The General Is seriously III but not In
much pain to-day"
Nearly all were denied admission 20 the
sick chamber. Among the few excep-
lions were Hamilton Fish. Roscoe Conk-
ling and stephen b. EIkius. Mrs. Grant,
Fred Grant and wife and Jesse
Grant are In constant attendance,
and Aall that r. possible u
being done to alleviate the Generals suf-
ferIngs. DR.. Fordyce Barker says that,
while he regards the Generals maIady -
necessarily fatal, his extraordinary Will
power may sustain him longer than any
ordinary man, and he ID therefore unable
to estimate the time which will elapse be-
lore dissolution
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-03-13


George Westir .house, air-brake in
ventor. has been knighted by the King
Of the Bclgians
George Hurst. the proprietor u the
San Francisco Krapi,sey, owns 1900
acres Of land in California. Ftrft
Carr son Wolfgang j. the name Of
= real German Count who has enlisted
in the United States regular army. at
Fort Keough. for i've years.
Clara Louise Kellogg says q pro-
fcssional singer should have nine hours
sleep every night Perhaps this j. one
reason why there are SO few really line
singers In the profession - Chicago
Hannibal Hamkn says he some
times thinks of writing book. II
have read no political history of my
own times,r he SAYS. ssin which IsconId
not supply many deficiencies and make
many corrections"
Edmond About left wife. eight
children. and only small fortune. al
though he was supposed TO be sery
rich. He often used to say that he was
prouder OF his well-trained' children
than anything else he would leave be-
hind him.
Oliver Wendell Holmes. Jr.. is one
of the youngest men on the supreme
bench Of Massachusetts,. and he looks
so much younger than he i that an old
lawyer seeing him on the bench one
day inquired il it was Kindergarten
court ~ Boston journal.
Senator Chace. Of Rhode Island. i
typical Quaker in dress and speech
and believes in the reign Of peace to
such an extent that he will not nomi-
nate candidates for West Point nor An
uapolis. nor vote for military appropriar
| ton bills Providence journal.
George Dolby. who. in the capacity
of secretary and manager. accompa-
MED Charles Dickens during his Amer
| lean tour in 1867. says the gross 10
ceipts Of his seventy-six readings in
this country were &22S. 900. and that
Dickens personal profits were S95. 600
| -Recently Amy Woodward. wife o.
Elisha Woodward, East Bradford Town
ship. died after an illness Of about thir
ty-six hours. aged sevcnty-six years
Eight DAYS after Mrs. Woodworth's
death, Mary White. sister living II
Gain Township. died Of pneumonia
aged seventy-eight years, and the othel
day Ann Few. another sister. died at tn,
home Of Elisha Woodward, Of paralysis
aged eighty-scven years. INV West chcsfs'
pa Record.
George Augustus Sala Is one o
the few people who have recovered
their eyesight after being totally blins
for q number OF years. For three year
Mr.. Sala lived in darkness. He ha'
lost his sight, and II was supposed
would be totally blind for the remainde
Of his life. But at the age Of nine hi
sight came back almost miracuously
and he has never since had any troubl
with his eyes. although engaged in Al
occupation Of the most trying nature
The ArgoHa,a.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-03-13

A wise Qnakcrcss used to say IN
her sermons that there were three FOL
lies OF men which amazed her The
first was their climbing trees to shake
fruit down. when II they only waited .
little while il would fall Of its own 70
cord; the second was that they should
90 to kill each other. when II they but
waited they would all die naturally, and
the third was they should run after
women, which. II they would not do,
the women would be sure to run after
them. N II Times.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-03-13


Tho Mss OF this POEM. which appeared dur
mr. the nr~t quarter % the present century.
sAs sid 20 have b->n fonnd In the Museum
es o hs. ~ ana u e nss
bern <ent by the curator % the Morning
EhrvnEri< for publication IL excited - much
sss-nuon that every effort Was made "a dis
coxer the author. and responsible party
went 20 far n % offer \ reward u nifty ruIn
eas for information thai would discover its
origin The author preserved his incoFnito.
and. u = sid, has never been discovered:
Beholi this ruin. Twas skull
Onco % ethereal spirit full-
his nsrrDw cell WAS LIES rctrcat,
This space vas Thoughts mysterious seat
what tenufeous visions fiIicd this spot.
What dreams of pleasure long forgots
Nor horr. nor Joy. nor love- nor FEAR
Have left one trace 81 record here.
Beneath this moAierfnx canopy
Once shcne the bright and busy ere:
But start not ~ the dismal void
m social love that eye employed.
~ with no iasles< frc Il glenmed.
Hut through the dews II kinda bczme1,
That 81 shall b. forever bright
When stars and sun are sunk In night
within thIs hollow cavern hung
The ready. swift and tuneful tongue:
II FAIsehoOd honey n di~fained.
And when IL could not praise Was chained.
II hold In Virtues cause II spoke
Yet gentle concord never broke
This silent tongue shall plead for thee
When Time unveils Eternity.
SAY. did these fingers deive the mine,
Or with the euvled ruhie< <hinef
To he's the ruck or wear gem
Can llftlc now avail 10 them
hut n the page Of Truth they sought
Or comfort % the mourner brought.
These hands . richer NEED shall claim
Than AL that wait on Wealth and PANE
Ayails n whether hare or shod
These feer the paths Of duty fr0df
II from the bowers Of Ease they ned
To SEEK Afffict on's humsDle she'd.
IL Grandcnrs guilty. bribc they spurned.
And home 20 Virtues cot returncd-
These fe<t with angel wings shall vie.
And trcasi the palace Of the sky,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-03-13

Mcguire i well known ia poles CIR
Acles, havi~ q served several terms II -
formatory institutions. The city y IN
tested with bad characters at present
who have never been known herr before
and Il will not be surprising II other
schemes Of . similar kind are At
tempted. Every precautI0n Is being
taken BY citizens who win deal promptly
with rui1lans of the safc-blowing kind.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
The editors we're royalty entertain
ed By the young people OF Galveston


THE REV. GEO. n THAYRR. Of Boar
Ron Ind. AZ, Both myself and Sifs
o.s cur lives 20 sHILOH's CONSUME
TON CURE Sold By KAynolds a Daniel
The iron bridge across the Bosqus
nj Meridian IL now completed.
ARE YoU MADE miserable by indiges-
too, constipation. dizxin-ss, lo-s Of appetits
yellow skini shiloh's yiulizsr !. positive
cure. Sold BY RAYpold. A Daniel
Nueces county has been compara-
lively exempt from loss Of cattle thus
far THIS winter.
WHY WILL YOU COUGH When shi-
loh's cure will give immediate rel e. Price
10 cents, 70 cents and o.. Sold by Ray
nolds A Daniel.
sHILoH's cATARRH Remeiy-a posi-
tive cure for eatt4rrh, dIptbsrA and eAnksr
mouth. Sold by Reynolds a Daniel
The people Of Mckinney are agi-
tated over dogs in their burg showing
signs Of hydrophobia-
"HAcRRNRTACR" a fragrant and last
perfume - -IA ~ NN1~'H 49,
by Reynolds d Daniel.
Eggs are a luxury at Laredo.
They are received there from Kansas
by express, and sell for so cents a
dozen.
SHILOHS CURE will immediately re-
lleve Group xhooping cough and bronchitis.
Sold by Rsynolds a Daniel.
Snipe are arriving in large numbers
on the prairies near the gulf, and
sportsmen are having lots of fun bag
ging them.
FOR DYSPEPSIA and liver complaint
YOU have a printed guarantee on every bot
lie Of Shiloh's yiializs-. II never fails to
cnre. Sold by Reynolds 4 Daniel.
w. A. Parnell, OF Dallas, charged
with brutally assaulting his wife, has
been arrested and in default OF $1,000
bond went to Jail.
A NASAL INJECTOR free with each
bottle ofShilohs catarrh emedy. Price 30
cents. Sold by Reynolds d Daniel
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yo.e Eaten or.

A Young man named John Naves,
living near here, had eating cancer
on his face, which had eaten away
his nose, part Of his cheek, and extend
ed mp nearly to his eye. II was one
Of the most angry eating sores that
I had ever seen. His throat finally
became involved TO such an extent
that he could only swallow liquid
food. After using all the remedies
without checking tue ravages OF the
eating cancer. his general health was
broken down, he was confined to his
bed. and thought it 10 be only ques-
ton Of time about his death from the
cancer. put him on Swift's Specific
as last resort, and he began to i'm
prove with the first dose. His gener'
al health improved at once, and rap
idly: his throat got well; the ravages
OF the cancer were soon stopped; 1t
began TO heal around the edges; and
after n few months treatment with
s. >. S. he has gotten entirely well.
His face is all healed over with new
hesh, and bis general health is excel
lent. His recovery is wonderful.
NJ. +. CGuMLEY, NJ. d., Oglethorpe, Ga.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis.
eases mailed free
The SWIFT Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga.
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WHAT OLD SUBSCRIBERS SAY
Wh,o lalu Een,r Mfir Suhseript:on.

wnii.m Csuuen,. Pontiac. o.kl:ad County.
Mich, SAYS 4 think h 10 The best paper In
L. A weIrh. Sullivan. a., ssys: III is better
'n Jsm msp usiDns' Ist' Chrr,es street.. New
Orleans, La, says: " Ia comparing your paper
With others receive. ] must say yours, the
CuIC.ao wErKlT NIwS. f. ood heltcr best.
lwouId soOner n.iss = meal th y number OF the
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Aifrrd ? Foster. woodruff. Henry County.
m. ssIs; 1t IL l,ue of the ''S.assi payers pub
ushed,s 80,
want TO niles a number 4 is Ihc beet papc' for
Peter Lansing. .. =. ssun,iers County; Nss,
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RguanlmIfy.

The man who has learned 10 take
things Ms they come, and 70 let go AZ
they depart, has mastered one Of the
nrts Of cheerful and contented living,
The fatality Of chasing after happi'
ness and the fatuity Of clinging 70
sorrow are illustrated on every side.
A good many Of the disappointments
in life come from trying 10 fly kites
after the string has broken or FROM
looking for gold in the tabled pot at
the base OF the rainbow. Vision that
takes in the faro and far-up is a
compensation for many lacks; bnt
the gift OF seeing what is near and
utilizing that which is within reach
is more valuable forevery-day use. A
great many people are signing for the
lnneasureless opportunities OF eternity,
who don't know the value OF an hour.
The boon OF new chance in the
other world is craved most by those
who have thrown away their chances
here. The unreasoDableness Of human
expectations is only equaled by the
neglect Of human opportunities.
Lowell says Of Chaucer that he was
1.-THE first great poet who treated To,
day asifit we're M good as Yester'
day" 1t isaneven more admirable
thing to treat to-day as il it were
better than tomorrow.
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The Atlanta Constitution,

In lOng article relating 70 the p. BOT that atty
s,Js:
NE Hood Rsim cospsny started one year are
9Th ti6z %. bat to-day the business esnpot Be
bought o.. ESQ o0o.eai
The demand and the ssti,fsetisn Eiven 10 ssid 70
b. ~fheut q parallel. ss its aetioH 10 pfonouneed
wondsrfal
We sr- Ei.i 70 announee that eur drurEis,s have
sir,sdy s~cur-d supriy. ard -s h-ps osrrsstsrs
wfil supply fhsusrlves 81 oucs.
tti. ssid a - the snly soesty snd psrasnsbt
biaoi poson rsn,ssv cnrrei giving snfirs -atisise
tier IN sli eases before sas hattls hsa hssu uset
tor hio.f tiss,sss. Etfusy Trouhiss. scrsfuia.
Csisrrh. OF Cicsrs snt Sts Diseases. Try ons bet
10 q HHh. rs IN
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CURRENT PUN.

THE r. b. HAYES or OYSTERS.
all the brands Of oysters the Saddle
Rock" isperhaps,the most impudently
fraudulent.-The Brooklyn Eagle
Our OF ms ELEMENT. First Bosto-
nian-Did you hear how Mr.. Sullivan
is this morning7
Second Bostopian-Hors de combat,
I understand.
First Bostonian--What Another
runaway He ought TO leave horses
alone.
FULFILLING AN ENGAGEMENT. Morn
ing.--Old darkey lat gentlemans Of
fice)--Gud mawnin, boss. Can't yer
'sist an old man dis mawnin, sahf
Gentleman-Not this morning.
Charity begins ut home.
Night Same old darkey(at gentle.
mans ome)-Gud evenin, boss. l
called at yer home fera little sistance,
'cordin to our Encouragement dis
mawnin, sab!
A DUTIYUL OFFICIAL -Texan-l
trust, sir, you don't mean to call me
q liar
Stranger--And If / did call you a
liar, what wonld you do about it.
I'D do my duty under the law,
sir"
"And what's that"
"HoId an inquest over your re-
mains, sir. I'm the coroner here.
HELPING THE CAUsE.-They were
trying to raise money to pay off the
indebtedness Of the church.
Dcacon-Have you called on old
Mr.. Moneybags yeti
Ministcr-No. He is very sick,
and thought / would wait until he
gets better =.
Dcacon( earnestly)-Dont you wait
a minute. Strike him while he is very
sick 1t will be too late when egets
better. i''
INTELLIGENT CONGRESSIONAL DEBATE.
---"If the gentleman says / said 80
the gentleman tells an mtruth."
"If the gentleman says Isaid he said
no the gentleman is nm internal Ill
wish to keep within the rules-the is
no gentleman"
II did not say he said said 30.
merely said ifhe said l said"
Order!
QUOTATIONS FROM ScRrPTURE.-A
young lady tripped down stairs anc
paused at the parlor door.
"Ob, is that You, papa' she said
II thought heard the ministers
voice"
mo" replied the old man. II nm
trying TO fix this COMPOUNDED stove
ripe
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
CURE FOR PILES.

/Piles are frequently proceed b. .enss
u weight in the back, lOins and lower part
Of the abdomen, causing the patient TO sup.
pose he has some affection Of the kidneys or
neighboring organs At times, symptoms
Of indigestion are present, as fstulency, I'M
easiness Of the stomach, etc. A moisture,
like preparation, producing 4 very disa.
gresable itching, after getting warm, il :
common attendant. Blind, Bleeding and
Itching Piles yield at once to the appli.
cation Of DR.. Bosanko's Pile Remedy. which
acts directly upon the parts affected, absorb.
ing the Tumors, allaying the intense itch!
ing, and effecting permanent cure. PricJ
50 cents. Address the. Dr. Bosanko Med4
cine Co., Piqua, o. Sold by0
r. FROMME.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26

Usage Brush. IN the Northwestern
Live stock Journal. talks In tiis
fatheTly fashion 30 the cowboys
when viii the cowboys learn the
advantage Of having few spare dol.
lar. in their pocket for rainy daJi
DJys, good wages and plenty oil
work will not always last Hard timrs
are coming, and when DO who has
spent his last dollar will look back
with regret on days that have BEEN
bat are no more. .
Why can't We save N well N others'
Sure We work hard enough for IL We
have always kept up a lot Of men
that have not manhood enough TO
earn an honest dollar. but must run
saloon or gambling he'll for our
beLiit. and we have always stood and
delivered up our hard earning TO
these favored few. Let us stop and
think Just for once.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
ruoRoranBReps iyp scRrBs.
fI,ro,ers Ns.sI

The man .ho boi,ly Aeis his Iari
Upon the stage 81 life.
A squAre AMI upright gentleman
10 daily business sinfsi
Who loves his county and his Kind.
HELPS ofhss "A BE- can.
Lives not Tor elf alone. but tines
TO nplir h, fellow man.
Though sBeh ; man may not be rieh,
Bat may H. poor Instead.
Make no mis,Ake--dOn't you forget
tIs u . thoroughbred.
The man whose heart l. erlsisi Ger
With ssihsbbe-s supreme;
Who for hls sole sggrnpdirefnsni
Doth daily pIo, and scheme;
"Thely" In businsss--vho viii tell
Ale, IL that viil gain
Soms slight advantages IN q trAds;
Coneeited. naughty, vain.
Though such q man may have OF gold
Enough 10 oil tub,
Make no raisiAks-dOnt you forget
Hes nothing but q scrub.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
IMRnIIEANE

WE. zee si.ii e. leave Nsr TEA chr. ave s,g-
Fsr-. Etrrrsssrs 80 Csfrisrs wire. - st-r al
ths Grsft ruis- Hui q. sfF.si-s Grsut csnfrsi 60.
80. rlrra.I recess lftrt - o. q rt-i - cns ruii-
Bee ta'lnrs. rrtuc~e ~ o. ~ sd rrrsrfs - cay.
Fu-rrsan rlan. Flfrsl1r. ksstsursrt surr usf
sik ~ Ne-f Hu-ss csrs. ttarss 80 sirvatse rail-
rtaf - al ssrrtn Faullss nre hsftsr 81 n.
frs-t rrtua E.sti ~ isss ucrrT tksr sty slk~r
1-ss-stsss k.lsl O. lls s1fy. ectC ".
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
An Answer Wanted.

Can any one bring us n case Of kidney or
liver complaint that Electric Bitters will not
speedily cure? We say they can not, as
thousands of cases already permanently
cured and who nre daily Recommending Flee
trio Btters. will prove. Bright's Disease,
Diabetes. Weak Back, or any urinary COM
plaiut quickly cured. They purify the blood
Z, gulate the bowe.s. aud act directly gu the
diseased parts Every bottle guaranteed
For sale at 5Oc bottle by Reynolds i Dan
iel.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
JoyfulIy Astontshed.

Nr. lane Bruui. Deputy. sheria. BAiu-
nore. Naryinni rrlisss In an sTpsrlsnos q
AIRY ysars lave becoE1s Hogasi1ied nth
u1r1erous solid sJ,eCifrs Ter coushs and
ODDS tui never before srpsr1enc-d such
sartrisne $3.50 a. va oAfninei fru-a he
Nd stEr O0zrh Crrt ! So aftAcked 9Th
q ssrsrr dep isH.tei c1li nd cough- ] suf-
fersi Gee ,rs1s an. au1 frsc1 IA r.lsstis
rrursy 49, co-pl.a<iT ru-si - tbs
- q 80 hs<zls
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
Inst M GO0tI,

Many interruptions dealers may tell you
they have remedies for Coughs and Colds
equal in merit aud in every respect Just as
good ~ the old reliable DIR. BosankO Cough
aud Lung Syrup. unless you insist upoc
this remedy and will take no other, you arc
liable 10 be greatly deceived. Prices, 5n
cents aud ~. o. Sold by Il. Fromme.
Mother Swans Worm Syrup, for feverish-
ness, worms, constipation; tasteless. 25c,
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26

A correspondent from Eagle
springs says Wheat looks well;
smaller acreage than last year. Oats
will be sown as fast as possible; the
acreage will be large. Wheat Is
worth 90 cents; oats % cents; corn
81 cents. No demand for cattle er-
cept local. Yearlings sell as from &c
10 SO. Some demand for work stock
nj fair prices.
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
Ont of His lIGe.

"YOur honor. / am Summoned to
serve On the grand jury, but l wish
You would excuse me.
"What is your business, siri
Il am a coal merchant. your honor.
and very busy this cold weather.
"YOuare excused. sir, on the ground
that il would be impossible for a COAL
merchant 70 weigh a matter properly
and find q tTue ball
San Marcos free press. [volume] (San Marcos, Tex.) 1877-1892, 1885-02-26
A section boss of As years, married
a little girl Of IL at Cisco recently.

A torpid liver. a stomach out of order,
digestive apparatus weak. and the brain in
consequence OF these disorders, over-sensi-
tive % eXertion, or 10 any unusual circum-
stance, aud the formula for crank" is
complete. Ayers Pills will rouse up the
liver. regulate the functions Of the stomach
and bowels. the tired brain will he relieved,
and the head RESUME it. vonied level