Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-30
BRIGHT BITS.

"WHY come not my love to me?" screams a
poetess. Don't be hoggsh. This is his other
girls mighty. Punt HsrdId.
A SCHOOL journal advises: make the
school interesting" That's what the small
boy tries to do to the best Of his ability.-Bur-
ttaGtoa Free Press.
A SCHOOL board examiner lately asked the
following questions of a Ii tie girl: what is
the p urai OF manYn Men" "Verv well;
and what is the plural of child?" Twins, -
immediately replied the little girl.
HER pa and ma were safe in bed,
they'd gone asleep with the birds;
The girl hung on 10 the garden gate
her beau hung on to her words.
M -Herch0at 2ydDeyer.
TIE large icieles which hang from the
caves of the buildings along Chestnut street
are great menace 10 The safety of passers-
by. they should De carefully removed before
thaw sets in. - Phtldde}Dh5,s Hecord.
SOME ONE Gays ''only one woman in a thou
sand can @histie" Every once in a while
during the heated term, and when the whole
world looks dismal and dreary, some right
raw Of hope descends to cheer the hearts Of
mon. .sd srr tfl
40 dependence can be placed on anything
since the advent Of Democratic administra-
ton. Under Republican rule u sunday school
picnic was certain TO produce heavy thun-
der shower, but now an excursion may leave
town daily, aud not much as cloud OBJ
soures the suh.---4YorristoDR Heratd. .-
AN Indignant correspondent asks a morning
paper why IL il that little boy Of is arrest
ed for fishing ia a certain pond ia which a
lsh comml spner battles regularly. Without
cQmmitupg ourselves it WOULD seem that il is
because the iit.ls boy IS net iish commIs.
sionef. - Boston TRANSCRIPT.
WILLIAM Henry EAGER, of Elkhart, Ind.
claims to have killed with dynamite q snake
II feet long aud l6 inches in circumference.
which lived upon lambs and slew cows after a
fash .t al dow hsx-
furnished occupation for several knights er-
rant and bards. -Ph0adelDhi0 Record.
"WOULDN'T he go along with you?" asked a
judge day or Two ago Of a policeman nc.
cused OF numerically clubbing "a prisoner.
ION, yes; he went along all right" rephed
the policeman. Then why did you club
him2' asked the Judge. land sure. your
Honor, whatdid / have the club for?''-B Boston
Globe.
LITTLE MAMIE SMOKERS, the only child Of
Judge smokers, Of Austin, wanted somebody
to play with her She said:
Mamma, want little brother. The lit
tle girl next door has got nice new one
Why can't have one?'
Mrs. Smokers shook her head dOubtiully.
''Whydont you buy one, mamma2'
u haven't Bot any money right row"
''BHt, mamma. YOU didn't have TO pay any
money when gon got the piano and the sew
ing machine, on pay a little every month
by install mont. Can't you get baby now,
and pay for him by Insrallme nts2n
On Tefie ction Mrs. Smokers decided that
the instaliment plan would not work. -Tesa'
SftiRGs. . aat o. ffr..f.r. +.
JIMMY had alittle goat
Which followed hun about, .rf
And every time that Jimmy stoopeu
T0at bad goal Knocked him out.
| IL followed him to school one day
And scared the fem ale teacher,
| But she climbed qucklyOn a bench
Where silly couldn't reach 'er,
| Then when the goat was hustled out,
| IL lingsred, r9qnd the d0QEa
| And when itsQYner sf1Uutefed forth,
Knocked him rod 81 more.
"what mai IS the goat buck Jimmy so?"
The children aig they cried.
"'Cause Jimmy plaques the goat, you know,
! The teacher quick fepledg--7he JUdge.