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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-13
NOTICE.

nN ACCOUNT of departure from
" the Kingdom, all persons owing
me are requested to make immediate
payment to l.. A. THU RSTON, 3S Mer-
chant Street, who has full power of
attorney TO transact all business for me
in my absence. lie is authorized to re-
ceipt for all moneys due me, and to en-
force payment of unpaid claims.
SAMUEL MOTT.
Honolulu, March ID, 1885. 800 Pm
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st. Mary-street, Peterborough,

NOVtWDtT 23tH, 1851.
Sir,-lt gives me great pleasure to in.
form you of the benefit | have received
from Seigel's Syrup. | have been
troubled for years with dyspepsia; but
after few doses of the Syrup, found
relief, and after taking two bottles of
it fell quite cured.
lam, Sir, yours truly,
Mr.. Al j. White. WILLIAM BRENT.
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Seigel's Operating Pills are the hest
family physic that has ever been dis
covered. They cleanse the bowels
from all irritating substances, and leave
them IN healthy condition. They cure
costiveness.
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Che Jni)g 8mlletin,
WEDNESDAY, MAY 10. 1885.
CHINESE OATH.
A NEW FORM or SWEARING MoNGOLIANS
IMPORTED FROM AUSTRALIA.

A NEW FORM OF SWEARING MoNGOMANS
IMPORTED FROM AUSTRALIA.
The subject of Chinese oaths was
inquired into last week, in Depart
ment One of the Superior Court, the
case on trial'being that of Wong All
Foog indicted for the murder of Loi
All Cow. The prosecution called MS
Il preliminary witness Louis Fong
Sing, who, for many years, was a
court interpreter in Australia. He
was sworn as an expert as to the
oaths held most sacred by the Chi
nese, and he explained at some
length.
lie first mentioned the dccapita-
ton of chicken by the witness, the
beheading being accompanied by the
remark, "It l do not tell the truth
may my head fall as this FOWLS"
and added that an effective form had
been found in Australia. He then
came to the Australian form of oath
for Cinnamon, and, by order of the
Court, this form and the customary
American form were used, in the
hope of getting witnesses to tell the
truth. Yellow squares Of paper,
about nine inches square, were pro-
duccd by Louis Fong Sing, which
bore Chinese characters, of which
the following is a free translation:
PETITION TO IMPERIAL HEAVEN.
This is to call the spirits, both
good and evil, to descend and watch
over the trial of Wong ALI Foo, who
is charged with numbering Loi All
Cow. If l swear,falsely and tell one
untruth, or do not make statement
according to the facts of the case, /
humbly beg the celestial and terres-
trial spirits to redress the wrong done
to Loi All Cow, and to punish me
Immediately for having been false
witness, to arrest my soul in its
flight, to make me perish by the
sword, or cause me 10 die while Oh
the sea and before / reach one-half
the distance to China. This is the
true and solemn oath, uttered by my
own lips, and signed by me this -
day of the second month in the
eleventh year of Quong Sui, and in
proof of the earnest of my assertion,
may my soul be destroyed, as | des-
troy this paper by fire.
The witness read this through and
then, with q match, burned the
paper. When the last shred was
destroyed he salaamed three times
and was then considered fit to testify
to anything.-,S. II. Bulletin.
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Miss Nellie |. ROSSitGr'S
PRICE, LIST OF
Mulberry Trees.
WHITE.
RUSSIAN.

Cuttings, per 100, 100; per 1000, 5000.
White Mulberry Seed, per ounce, 30
cents; per pound $500.
Russian Mulberry Seed, per ounce, GO
cents; per pound, $500.
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TO LET.
Building Lots for Sale.

SEVERAL building lots for sale or
- rent at Kapalama, near the Niuhc.
lewai bridge, on the EVA side of the
lane leading to 'Austin's estate. Easy
terms. Apply to w. G. ACHI,
Law Office of w. r. Castle. SS7 If
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Mr.. White.
Chemist, Cnlne,

September 9Th, 1888.
Dear Sir,--I find the sale of Seigel's
Syrup stealing increasing. All who have
tried it speak very highly of its medi-
cinal virtues; one customer describes it
as "Godsend to dyspeptic people" l
always recommend it with confidence.
Faithfully yours,
(Signed) VINCENT A. WILLS,
Chemist-Dentist,
To. Mr., A. j. White. Merthyr Tydvil,
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Philadelphia Board Of Underwriters.
A GENTS for the Hau allan Islands,
~ i00q Iy @ RREWER 4 co
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DR. JoRnAN a CO.
DR.. ]. COILS BRONAES cHleRgBTHE.



Advice 10 Iuvsid--:f ROC wish 10 obtain gaIst -
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anguish. 70 calm and t-su1ge he ucafy acail1s =
regulate thc Circulating systrms nf ths hey. - vi
provide yourself With fhsi marvellous rensdI dscsssf
which he gave the name Of CHLOkonfNE. tnd shirh
l. admitted BY the profession tn b. the rss scuefli
and valuable remedy ever Discovered.
CHLORODYNE j. me hrst rcas,ly known crCouras
Consumption, Bronchitis. Asthma.
CHLORODYNE acts ikc charm In niarrhs-a. aaa
Is the only specific IN Chasta and DIssnicfy
CHLORQDYNE eaes,qally cat. .hgst ~ stacks -
Epilepsy, uystcria, falpitaiiou, md srasms
CHLoRODYNE i- th- sniy palliative In Nsarsixia
Rhcumatism. Gout Cancer, 1oothaehc, Meningitis a.
From symc. Co. rAsrmireuti,al cs-usi,t,. n-n
cal Hall simlt, Jannary 5 isea To D T. nasenpe-i
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Spasms, Cramps Neuralgia the NomtiEg q lfrEraz-f
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medicine than Coils Brovlcs from afn tsuvletioa
that Is decidedly The best and a-o fre -cnr- efdaf
90 the prufc-aiou and the puhiC. rrr n
opinion that the substitution Of anf other than ls7
Brownies i pElmEHsrs EnEArH or rauH ~ ~
CHEMIST FuusCulnEn rfrfnHr
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Members of the Pharm sorictY % Great H=--4an- NE
Exccilcncy the Niceroy's Chemists.
CAurIOS.-yIee-cha chanccllor SIR W Page woos
stated that Dr. =. Coils browne vts nntnuhfrii ~
Inventor OF Chlorodyne that the story ~ ~ def--
dant Freeman vas deiihcriiciy unirus. vh.sh. -
regretted 20 say, had been swufn t1scc The fuss.
July i3, isSt
Sold In bottles at l.. tiid. e. Sd 4 a., nnf -
each. None b. genuine eithuut thr rurt- " - T. ts
lis Brownies Chorodynr on tkr Gorrfnnrnt stsFp
Overwhelming uiciicnl testimony accompanies -arh
bottle.
Caation. Beware Of firicy and fHiiftuons
sole Manufacinrc-I. T. DAVENFoHr. m grtai
tnssell street, bloomseury Loadeu iTa sI
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What Is Heaven !

" What l. Heaven" I asked little child
Au joy and in her innocence she smiled.
asked the aged, with her care oppressed:
" All suffering o'er, obi Heaven at last Is resti~
J asked maiden meek and iendar-eycd;
" II must be love'' She modestly replied
! asked the artist who adorod his art;
Heaven is all bcauty!" spoke his rapturcd heart
asked the poet, with his soul afire:
" lis glorv-gloryi" and he struck his lyre
asked the Christian, waiting her release:
hale round her, low she murmured: Peace
- all may look with hopeful eyes above.
ne beauty, glory, joy, rest, peace and love-"
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~ R-AIi forsi-n alrsriilrrsluls nlrsl -
Win the rfil1rr- -. ~ - 49, - ="
thral Therafra cfcaar1tsars rr i1 80 a11T1 1al -
rsmift,nrrs fcr Kastr-u Arlsrcau rGsllllnll -- -
rrriptonsmNy ts mrds - baak hi, n u-u-=-i -
age STAMPS
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Jnsurantr Notirrs.

Boston Board Of Underwriters.
A GENTS for the Hawaiian Islands.
"A 1O9 ~ c. BREWER & co.
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F. A sCHAEFER.

A GENT ofBremen Board Of UnderTrItcrs, U
"A Agent OF Dresden Board OF Underwriters.
Agent Of Vienna Board Of Underwriters.
Claims against Insurance Companies within the iuri
dicon Of the above Boards Of Underwriters viii have
to be certified to BY the above Agent tOmake them
valid. tnle fv
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Learned witness.

Witnesses are often exceedingly stupid,
but we don't know whether this witness
ought to be called stupid or not 1t was
desired to get from him an exact account
Of some conversation, with the "says -
and says he" but the counsel could not
make him comprehend the form in which
he was wanted to make his statement. So
the court took him in hand
Now, my man, tell us exactly what
passed"
Yes, your honor, certainly. l said that
would not have the pig"
"Well, what was his answery ;"
He said that he had been keeping the
pig for me, and that he -
NO, no; he did not say that-he could
not have said it. He spoke in the first
persoI."
"No, was the first person that spoke,
your homer"
." mean this: don't bring in the third
person repeat his exact words"
There was no third person your honor :
only him and me"
Look here, my good fellow, he did not
say ne had been keeping the pig. lie
said, q have been keeping it,"
assure you, your homer, there was no
mention of your honer's name at all We
are on two different stories, your honor.
There was no third person; and if any
thing had been said about your honor, l
must have heard it."
So the court had to give It up, though
the witness was only too glad to tell all he
knew.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1885-07-24
invention ofGunpowder.

In n paper read before the Shanghai
branch Of the Royal Asiatic Society, DR.
Macgowan afirms the claims Of the Chi
nese to BE- the originators Of gunpowder
and firearms. This claim was examined in
an elaborate paper some years ago by the
late Nj Mayors, and decided by him in
the negative. DR.. MacgOwan admits that
guupOwder as now used is European
discovery. Anterior TO its granulation by
schwartz il was = crude compound, OF
little use in propelling missiles TINS, says
China The inceudiary materials stated
by a Greek historian to have been en-
ployed By the liindoOs against Alexan-
der's army are stated TO have been merely
the nuphthous or peJro ieum mixtures of
the ancient Coreans, and in early times
used by the Chinese. The stink pots, -
50 Ruch used by Chinese pirates, are. it
appe trs, a Cambodian invention DR.
MacCowan states also that as early as the
twelfth or thirteenth century the Chinese
attempted submarine warfare, coutriving
1ude torpelOes for that purpose In the
year 1000 an inventor exhibited to the then
Emperor Of China "a a fire gun and a FIRE
bomb" He says that while the Chinese
discovered the explosive nature OF nitsr.
sulphur, and charcoal in combination.
they were la-gards in its application. from
inability 30 perfect its manufacture so. in
the use OF firearms, failing to prosecute
experiment, they are found behind in the
matter of scientific gunnery.
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1885-07-24
CnItnro mud Ranniness.

Now life is not only what we make it,
but it is. very largely, what we think il
is remarks the philosopher OF the Boston
Traveller II We hold before ourselves
constantly, some dreary might have
been - if we think it is, in some uneN-
plainable way, finer and more exalted TO
set ourselves to minor key Of some mis-
erere, we may become in reality very un-
happy. There is no law. unfortunately
against peoples making themselves
wretched. SchoDenhauer ) theory is that
culture makes for uuhappiness: that the
more cultivated IS an individual the
more sensitive is he to physical discom-
fort or mental troubles and that he is
thereby being formed to be Jared upon
at every turn. 1t is very possible that the
old adage about little learning applies to
this case. A superficial culture doubtless
increases ones sensibilities ia various
ways without producing corresponding
increase OF resources ; but the deeper cul-
ture supplies these and enables its pos
SCISSOR to bear a thousand trials or to dis
cover means to surmount them as may
be, of which the more ignorant Individual
would never have dreamed.
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HOUSEHOLD HINTS

That "a pound or sugar IS one pint that
an ounce Of any liquid is two tablespoon
fuis. and that pint of liquid weighs six
teen ounces
That lemon Juice VIII whiten frostinc.
craubcrry OF strawl erty iIiice VIII color ~
pink. and the grated rind of an orangs
strained through cloth viii color il vel
low.
That silver spoons that have become
d1sColureu in contact with cooked prrH
may he easily frightened by rubbing with
common salt. That n lump OF gum cam
phOr IN the closet where silver oruIared
ware Is Kept WI do much toward prevent
lnZ turnlSn. { cal gas. and the near pres
eEcc Of rubber in any form, 8re two things
that cause silver TO tnruish quickly The
rubber ring around the neck of a fruit inr
viii taruiSh "a whole closet fun Of silver in
the space Of one night, while q silver spoon
lcfr for an hOur iu the month of such a
jar viii oe iOUud possessed OF truly rain
bow fiuts next day.
Th1t one of the hest and most conven-
teut rercItaClcs for taHl- cutlery is cot
ton fiannel knife case tackled TO the inside
OF n cupboard dOur-to Ie constructed 80
that there viii be Il separate compartments
FOR each knife IT fork. The flannel ls
sure 10 absorb any moisture left on a
knife by Carcltssuess OF 10y accident and
the whole affair Is ornamental White
canton flannel bound with scarlet dress
braid is prettiest.
That vegetables which lose some Of theiT
color I'm l,eing boiled may have that color
restored by plunEin- them for an instant
IN cold water, Immediately after removing
from the boiling water.
That hot wood ashes applied 10 a stove
when cold will remove grease. Cover the
spot entirely; do not be sparing Of the
ashes
That in cleaning paint, spots which
VIII not yield 10 rubbing, OF to soap even
the spots which look like small CasheG
cut through the paint-may be removed
by rubbing lightly with a damp cloth
dipped in soda
That a sponge may be cleansed byletting
II lie covered with milk for twelTe hours,
and then rinsing in cold water.
That laundry starch makes the best
paste for scrap-books, because age does
not turn il yellow.
That moths viii not eat through paper.
That glass may be cut Eith any hard
tool, like a Chisel- for iI1tance. IL kept
constantly wet with camphor dissolved In
spirits Of turpentine.
That the gummed laps Of circular en-
yelopes, which come through the mails
unsesled, are worth saving Once form
the habit Of saving them. and many uses
will be found for them.
That common letter envelopes. II cut
carefully across one end instead Of being
torn from their enclosures, often make
convenient paper bHgs.
That, in case OF burn or scald. the es-
sentlal thing IS to exclude the air from
the injured member as quickly and as
completely as possible. That this may bs
accomplished by immerslng the injured
part in water, not too cold and then. as
quickly a may be. cover with -four to
the depth Of an inch, II possible with
drawing the burned part from the water
only as fast as the flour can be applied,
thus preventing pain. Caution: Never
apply cotton, wool, or cotton batting 10 g
burn, and do not use soda on burn unless
the skin relnainswhOle
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1885-07-24
An Amusing Incident at a Dinner

.
An old English officer relates the follow
ing anecdote
When young subaltern, we were quar-
tered at Brighton, and received consider
able attention from widow and her un-
married daughter.
Having joined the lady and her daugh-
ter on the esplanade one evening, we were
pressingly invited to return with them to
quiet family dinner. We accepted the
invitation and returned to the house.
Dinner was expected at seven o'clock,
but, as the widow was in lodgings it was
excusable that it did not appear till eight
p. m.
boy In buttons waited, and the dinner
commenced in all due form and with dig
nifty. The widow, however, seemed to
have the weak idea that it was not correct
to know what was coming OF the table,
and at length, as the boy placed two
dishes of tarts before us, she inquired:
What are these, Robert ?"
The boy. full only of his late pecuninry
transactions with the pastry-cook round
the corner, pointed first at one dish, then
at the other, and said
" Then's two for penny, and them's
two for three 'alfpence, mum"
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1885-07-24
Anecdotes of VoItntre.

Some one had teased voltaire a great
while with perpetual letters, to which
Voltaire had given no answer. At last he
wrote to him, Sir,-I am dead. cannot
in future have the honor to write to you. -
Voltaire never received so severe a sar-
casm as from the celebrated author OF
Metromanie," Perrin. These rival wits
had been long upon Ill terms together, and
as Voltaire was one day coming out Of
the playhouse at Paris, in bad humor at
the ill-success OF one OF his trag edies, ha
met Perrin, and eontemptuously said to
him:
Well sir, and what do you think OF
my tragedy ,"
" That l will not tell you, SIR" replied
Perrin; but, If you will not permit me. !
viii tell you what you think OF it."
Why, said Voltaire, what do think
of it, then, Perrin ;"
Well, " replied the wit, you wish that
I had written IL -
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1885-07-24

water of which is magical in its power TO
cure fcvers. l dreamt or thought that
some unseen thing led me to the spring. I
carried this bowl in my hand. l filed it,
Then / stood in q strange room-long
low, white, and you-you-lay on pallet
hot with fever, and | said: Are you
thirsty , and gave you to drink.
the next morning would have thought
it was all q dream but that the bowl, still
wet, stood at my bedside. Now l have
told you his, 10 you think me mad or su-
perstitious have longed SO often to tell
you, but ! dared not"
But I also had my tale to teIl-the one
| have told You.
We ask each other often: What was
1t What did 1t meant How is It to be
explained ~ But no answer comes to us
Whatever 1t may have been, it brought
us together, and l bless it from my soul !;
for we are happy as few lovers are, my
darling wife and l. And whatever it was
it came from heaven. Nothing unholy
had any hand in il.
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Anothcr Rifrr BIZ.

A man travelling afoOt with a compan-
ion came unexpectedly upon a country
race course, and found in one portion Of
the ground a thimblerlg establishment in
full work. His companion, a thorough
madcap-whOm we viii call B.-insisted
on observing the same
Would the gent like to bet a dollar he
could find the little pea ," said the thim-
blerigger.
" Done ~ was the answer; and down
went the stakes on both sides.
The operator went through his little bit
of sleight-of hand. and B. pitched upon
a thimble, which turned out to be the
right one A second bet, double OF
quits" also ended in b 5 favor. 4 third
bet, "a fiver or nothing made the
loser take extra care over the perform
ance of the trick. Again B. lifted one of
the thimbles, showed the pea, and pocket
ed the stake.
Shelp me - said the bewildered ar
list. never put it there "
No, replied the winner, making of
with the spoils Of war L always carry
my own pea"
The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1885-07-24
Josh RIIIing-' Philosophy.

Happiness kant he defined without
making it look suspishus the happyest
kno il the least
Luv il like truth it will translate Ts
IL the same in all languages
Ambishun's ladder rests aginst a star.
The man who haz nothing TO do L.
either a loafer, or in danger Of being one
al any time for the next ninety days.
Thare il more real ksrakter in the two
little words % yes and no than in all
the rest ov the language.
Il may be possible for a man to tell how
wicked he L.. but impossible to tell how
wicked he may be-
IL Il az cheap az wind, aud inst about sz
plenty.
To Civ il up IL to meet defeat more than
hallway forlorn hope IL a humbug.
Poverty haz no bakbone; it makes q
man az hollow az a goOse-quill, and a.
lmpsy AZ a string.
II is really wonderphull how much We
all kne. ] never hav suggested an idea
that almost emmy one could not improve
upon and never hav herd one suggested
by others that did not hav An irthing to
supplement myself
Cunning at best is but the chicanery ov
wisdom.
Young man. don't studdy the heavens /;
the Lord haZ promised you time 10 SOW
oats and gather the krop, and that IL enud
Tor you 10 kno about the weather
Money IL a difikult thing to ridikule.
You may call q man a ritCh phoOl' but
hiz bank sckount will all the time stare
yOu in the face.
The man who duz the best he kan may,
not win the race, but he certainly kant
be beat
Politeness Is n species ov goodlvness
and he who is allwuss kind Il allwuss DO
lite.
Tie reszon viii lies ackumslate so fast
IL bekauZe mankind must hay nu things,
and most nu things are false.
ThRre L. CRATE deal ov talk in wins,
occasional wit, but little wisdom
Menny are honest just as they are pa
shunt. bekauze they are too lazy TO be
otherwise.
80 long as branes rule the world the
world IS comparatively safe.
Nortoriety makes q man know to-day,
perhaps tomorrow, but a year from to-
day forgotten, and that, too, forever.
One reaZ0n viii the devil IL 50 suckcess-
ful, he IL allwuss looking Tor job.
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Personal Traits of Miss Marryat

In appearance Miss Nlarryatt is per-
feet blonde, with hair o.. a dead gold tint,
worn in loose, light curl clustering to q
most intellectually shaped head, and COM
plexiOn of a delicate white and roseate hue.
A tall, slender and most shapely form, a
well turned throat fine teeth, beautiful
hands, with long white fingers tapering to
pink, almond-shaped nails. In dress she
differs but little from the American lady,
wearing, however, more lace about her
throat and wrists. A broad lace collar
falling over a garnet velvet waist, with
loose sleeves turned back with the same
sort of lace, and skirt of garnet cash
mere flowing to the floor in large, grace
full folds give the renowned novelist pic
turesqueness all her own Taken all in all
she is a woman Of commanding presence,
distinguished appearance and high-bred
manners.
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The Kind OF Mower He wanted.

want lawn mower" said a man as
he stepped into hardware store.
Any special kind you prefer ;" inquir-
ed the dealer.
No. I don't know much about lawn
mowers myself, but I want the noisest
one that is made. I've got q darned mean
neighbor whose children worry the life
out of me with their whoopin9 and yelling
every night till ten O'Clock. l want a
mower that can discount the tannery
whistle, and I'll whoop it up every morn
ing from four O'Clock 'tiH breakfast, and
wake up all the little rats When night
comes they will be sleepy enough to go to
bed at decent hour"
A machine was picked ont. Never
mind the oil can" said the man, as the
merchant began to tie one to the handle,
Il amt going to use any oil Noise is
what am after"