The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-08-06

Gbisilfs.
--wsr ~ "a HS7-
~. ss.s~sy is, IA hss ice 81 Dtsr
a,s cssa..d sns sAs.erss sne isasst iofisrs.
~ rssa<s~e Dor fsss
%. tAtss lie
OF ks 8sSsss.
f,sa se As We. vsas W " A1
Pei asay sussss and as4iy ] fan.
Assf Asvsss ssssssAsl tAS ssmnss 81 81,
v.s sss sshss re "a " go ssss,.s'ssr
On sss ss.a ssn. vty sssse4 ySs sAsd
Tear ss,s mere warmly sres NE bsss
on poss hsls sssrssy Asss " A~ he'd.
hsS tsir Der 70 eAsh
Tee klstsss ssenssf-
rvss Ass Ne sssssS, srhss ssa pissd.
,It# Ast tw vsy - vse
TIE kssr II the sas
n. Mastered -fa give tAs maid awhile
n, ssoss nsssisssss asa ssisiss sniss
And ihsu. GREAT ssssi
Bss sos
And ne vals nsis msreury svssisd wiz Yfsas
Asa eiluh~1 al she rssoAsd Va husdr~d and
Asl srs1 10 ssisss over sAsi she bed dess'
I'm The snss
on NE sun,
And us fss-
-CAsago 1bi1sne.
The greatest fss. on roller skates -
Mf credited 70 Chicago girl
NAN A maid 10 one Who 10 singie and Who
VII be sos II she msriSs
When you see counterfeit coin on
The sidssslt. Alvsys pick IL up. lou are
i,sbls u arrest u you Try 70 pass IT,
Bishop couissa has confirmed eight
tLeasssd psssons this year The bishop
viii have poserful rival then when Sen
..e s,s mssb.
A writer recommends . book
- . good thing 70 take 70 summer
r.sor. A pocks.book will give the most
sstsrsinmsnt
-Scientis.s assert that cigarette smok-
log loads 10 idiocy. but II seems 70 US thai
mi. 10 rather unnecessarily putting the
cigarette before the IDIOT
A young lady rebukipgly asks;
(which is the worse, 70 lace tight or to
sst ,ishtf" Really We cannot answer the
question. We never laced.
-"wha, are the las, teeth that Gomez
asked teacher Of her class in physiology.
3lfsq "P.lsa teeth. mum' replied boy who
sft1 hal just walked mp on The back sost
Every building 10 Dakota town wa
blowo away BY cyclone, except tb'
eouu house aud saloon. This put the
town back JUS, where it started from
-"wba, do you ssyp A shovel engin-
Ger on the railway, You mean civil en-
s,neer." "Ob dare say you're right sor
u. lg.. that sho III coal into the engine.
There have been many funny thing
said about DR. Mary Walker. but the maj
II vet unborn who would iusinuate tina
abe voula look we'll wheeling baby car
rage,
1t is abont time for the bogus noble
man to put 10 an appearance at the sum
mer resorts The girls there are wsitinl
for him and will be just - easily foole'
..
-B.r,hoidi modelled his statue after hi
mother He made her the size she use
10 se.m to him in his boyhood days vhe
b. ". esugh. going in swimming vithou
permission.
The Rev. Sam Jones Of Georgia. an
pouuces that God woa't keep youn
lady pious who has her waste encircle
seven times week by the arms Of spi
derlegged dude.
A Vermont girl went into meade
fEf 10 sketch . COW. The COW happened
be IN old one with ring in her nose an
they picked the girl up on the other SID
Of . seven rail fence
A seaside landlord with lamentabl
~su, Of gAllantry says: zone spirituel
sirI will eat up, waste and muss over mol
food than any two men who sit at my tabl
I'd rather board boar.
"A Texas Judge fined man for callir
him liar while court Vas in session. II
jsdes, IN explaining 70 the mans friend
aid: II know that an liar, but n
Wills sourt IL In session. gentlemen.
Rev, DR.. Newman smyth Of New
~ ~ robbed Of bis pockstbook at u
rss.l college roe 10 New London. Th
rsbblss man Of his chance 70 bet on
rses is about - dsspicabs piece Of bu
iasss - ~ know o.
Ia recent lecture II Salt Lake Cit
Bslvs Lockwood gave 1t - her opini'
that u vM all we'll enough for the mi
sad ustsr class Of women 70 set marie
bot that The sterner members OF the
should never entertain the idea
Al negro wedding when the mini
Ter read the words "love, honor and ODE
the groom interrupted him and sal
.Rrad that again. sab, read il wunce m
SOS de lady lin kctch the full solemni
II DC mosain'. leo been married beio
ar mnn wAnts 70 own The cart
Whist does woman want?" inquired J
Grab o. Lis better half, after little far
" matinee a few days ago. well,
dear" responded the lady in gent
soothing tone TO own the man. ~
pose.
OF course everybody admires o.
fui woman; but when man has pailed