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Aal B0atasa.
The Maggie passsd up with supdn ss 3
p. m.
The Eugene passed up with lumber u II
a. N.
The Louis A. sherlsy Is due down this
morning st s q m, bound fos CDcisssd.
The Courier will bring down sn sGcss-
sion from Stsubenvills today.
Marks 4 fest . inches and dictionary.
The Princess viii make a extra tsip -
Martins Ferry today, ss $50 .. =.
River reports from other plaess-pArksr,
foot 6 6inchss, falling; Gif City, ] foot Z
Inches, stationary; Bro~nsyillA =: s
inches, rising; GrsssSboro. II 81 . ischsR.
stationary; EvsasvilIs. II - ieehsa
falling; PhtsbusE fsst 2 iscbs4 sidaE.
raining; Cincinnati, 10 tsst , isebas, fall
ing.
of tks Andes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-06-21
Rncklen,. ArnieA saIye.

Tbs best salve in the world for Cuts,
R,u;sss Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheom, Fever
sorss. letter. ChApped Hands, Sh lolsans,
Co. and All Skin Erupions and positively
cnrss piles, or no pay required. IL is guar
Sa.ssJ 20 g;ye perfect satisfaction, or money
rsfnnded. Price 25 cents Per box. For
- an Io1an 4 Co.'S
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-06-21
uSx0o Doctor. Prescribe Liquors

gecause they know not what else to DO;
or because sometimes 8 little hqgor se!veS
10 kindle the exhausted fires OF digestion.
But b this liquor prescription is bad business
for the patients, for it makes drunkarts out
Of a large majority of them. Browns Iron
R;,tsrs does not kindle temporary hrs. IL
nonr;sbes, enriches, strengthens, parties. 1t
drives out debility and dyspepsia, and sets
the inyigorated system 81 work on oasis
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-06-21
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You ore allowed q fres friai cf AIRY d4s
of tbs 10 OF Dr.. DySs C5ssated vssans
Bel vith Electric 6ospsssosy AppsAass1
for the speedy RID and pefnaasnt eese q
Eervoos Dsbiksy. los of Vitality 81 AeD'
hood, sod a hndssd troahlsa Ala NJ
MANY othse dbasa Coaptsts ssstRaaeo
70 health, vigos ssd manhosd gsAssslae4.
No risk = iscsnsa ulsassasd psap.!
viih fan is5osnasios, tsenA 90. n..is4
free By sdlssaiag veltaic Bsk Co, -.
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drss tsstaing. b - pss.go9 G 49,
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AWaIkinggkS1s9en.

Mr.. z. Springer. Of Meehanicsburs. Pa.
writes: Il vss seaictsd vith lang fever
and abscess on lungs, and reduced 70 .
Walking skeleton. Got Q ftes Trial bctfie ot
DR.. Kings New Discovery fox Coosunpdos,
which did me % much good that ! boaght Q
dollar bottle. After using three bottles,
found nysef again man. conpleteiy -.
stored 10 health. with hearty sppeits, and
q gain in Hesh Of 70 pounds'
Call ct Logan & Cos Drug Store And
get free trial bottle Of this certain care fos
al Lang Diseases. Large bottles si.o0
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HoRsFORD's ACID PHOSPHATE

For Nervousness, Indigestion, Etc.
Send to the Rumford Chemical Works,
Providence. R. L, for pamphlet. Mailed
free.
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07

lHE last sad honors to DR., Leopold
|6nr0seh were paid upon Wednesday, the
Blh day Of February. His friends gath
T. at the Metropolitan Opera House,
4" York, where the coffin was placed
Fan raised platform and surrounded
'A lowers The Oratorio Society sano
I'm baeh's passion music F." When I Too
\ Y Departed" Rev, DR.. Cook, Henry
40 B'echer and Prof. Felix Adler maid
'''' o. respect and admiration to the
w. 'l's -, A a musician, great, good and de-
Z with thepurest taste to his art was
N sIi'd' when Damrosoh was laid in the
y and the beautiful music from Man.
s,la' St, Paul "To Thee, O Iord d 7
y Ny Ny Spirit" blythe oratorio Society," .,ela
n hitting melody of farewell to the dead q
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07

Q b
our ruler has passed away. Our ruler is
IN place. Sui Juris. He is welcomed l.
ne welcomed? Through the broad land
the passing ruler was esteemed. He filled
trying place with dignity, and with
wise self-control, he has won the
respect and good wishes of the people.
as he goes to private life, he is followed
by kind words and goodly feeling.
Long live the Kingl Our ruler takes
his place. Our new president has been IN
augurated. Over and over the land, has
gone the glad cry plus minus. He is
welcomed! Is he welcomed? We trust
he is. Before him lies the narrow cause
way On all sides are fixed upon him the
eyes Of the gazing multitude. Now he may
show what manner of man he is. The ac-
claim goes up in his favor to-day. God
grant land we breath the aspiration ear
nestly) that he may be an individual bear
ing we'll responsibility, a man of firm
courage, of wise judgment, and Of noble
and magnanimous mind. The LADIES'
JOURNAL turning from his past, hopes
much for his future. In his fathers house
the modest home Of country clergyman,
where there was not much wealth. but
where there was plenty Of reverence and of
gentlest love. In this home our Presidents
early teachings were those of truth and
principle. Heaven knows his heart may
that truth and that principle still be a
sacred remembrance to him. We can
here recall the conversation Bulwer gives
us where Mr.. Emlyu, the vicar, speaking
Of the children ofclergymen, says; "They
receive careful education, they acquire of
necessity the simple tastes and disciplined
habits which lead to industry and perSever-
ence and for the most part they carry with
them throughout life finer moral code,
more systematic reverence for things, and
thoughts religious, associated with their
earliest images of affection and respect,
than can be expected from the sons of lay
men whose parents are wholly temporal
and worldly Z x < x y y
they carry into the contests of earth
steadfast belefin accountability to heaven"
And so with the best wishes Of the
LADIES JOURNAL for our new President
a clergymans son. We trust that he will
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07

INTO all the variableness of opinions, and
political tenets, this g belief in account
ability to Heaven"
AND thus the Inauguration of the new
president has taken place. We extract
from press kilograms:
The morning opened hazily, but with
excellent promise of fair weather, which
was fulfilled before nine o'clock. The
throngs were abroad early, walking and
riding from point to point to see what
they could of the public buildings, parks.
statues and monuments before the great
event. of the day began.
THE TWO PRESIDENTS.
President Arthur breakfasted with his
family at the white house about o a. m.
No one was admitted TO the house to dis
turb MS privacy, except Senators Sherman.
Ransom and Hawley of the senate COM
mlttee of arrangements. They had short
interview with the president, and soon
alter Senator Hawley left and proceeded to
the Willard hotel, where he was Joined by
Vice-President-elect Hendricks, and the
two proceeded to the white house. They
occupied handsome barouche, lined with
crimson satin and drawn by four beautiful
white horses. The vice-president was
heartily cheered all along the short ride to
the white house. Just as he was entering
the grounds, President Arthur's carriage,
containing Senators Sherman and Ransom
started to the Arlington Hotel for the
president This carriage was also
an open barouche. Itwas drawn by four
spanking bays, from the presidents stables.
The seats were covered with soft, heavy
black and white buffalo robes. The sena-
torial committee were ushered into the
presence of the president-elect Immediately
on their arrival at the hotel, and after
some delay the gentlemen appeared at the
south entrance TO the hotel, took their
seats in the carriage and were rapidly
driven to the white house, where they
Joined President Arthur and Vice-Presi-
dent Hendricks and Senator Hawley.
IN THE SENATE.
A little before II o'clock the doors Of
the presidents gallery were opened, and
the people entitled to admission were es-
corted. Amongthem were Miss Cleveland
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07
Subscription, 800 a Ysar.

indeed, carry into the contests of earth.
into all the variableness of opinions, and
political tenets, this belief in account
ability to Heaven"
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07
NARY W. LOUGHBOROUGH.
Associate Writers.

Ladies in business enterprises can find with this journal
REaAL RATES Of advertising.
Advertisements subscriptions and matter intended for the
l unnsoi our paper, we desire addressed
ARKANSAS LADIES J0UREALn
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07

n, 't' !. beautiful days are brigbtning
i i, '' S'''n' The sunshineh has come
|, d. ,aa'r cheer, cold, frost and gloom
" ' I. " and the bright days are such
o ,Di,, thankful to be alive, to breathe
|slae wy each day of soft air and golden
! : ~ ol IL, to >, Do no wrong, to all men
ayo queen rule Of life; let it be 50
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07

' d, Ina, n'' not her seat and ceDtr. i
never ca All I. Or rich, or great, but
: De blessed. Burns.
Arkansas ladies' journal. (Little Rock, Ark.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-07
IN THE SENATE.

A little before II O'clock the doors Of
the presidents gallery were opened, and
the people entitled to admission were es-
corted. Among them were Miss Cleveland
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04
PHorEcr YounsEEr AeA1ssr
PNEUMONIA

The type of pneumonia now prevailing Is terribly
fatal The health statistics covering New York, New
England and the country generally startling and
alarming. Physicians are perplexed ard frightened
and cannot agree how to treat it, The disease spares
no once is especially fatal to children and to mid
dleaged and elderly persons of both sexes The
wealthy are, If possible, stricken down more often
than the poor The death roll of prominent men for
the last few weeks is fearful No doubt the epidemic
Is largely due to the exceptionally winter just
past Had the death rate resulted from cholera,
however, there would have been panic.
We are now entering upon the most dangerous per-
iod Of the whole year for colds. The weather will be
shifty and changeable for six weeks to come. Even
with the utmost you will be daily exposed to the
chill which precedes pneumonia. Once attacked the
progress of the malady is rapd-usually to fatal
termination in three four days 1t is not at all like
the pneumonia of ten or twenty years ago.
Safety lies in prevention. Do not wait for the attack
but guard your lungs while you yet well. Do this
by wearing Benson's Capcine Plasters constantly
changing when necessary. Place plaster the back
between the shoulders, and another the chest For
children, cut the plaster to suit their ages.
Benson's Plasters, worn, act as shield does
against arrows Do not give the dread disease chance
to fasten upon you. or upon any ofyour family With
ordinary caution in other respects Bensons Pasters
will protect you.
Get Benson's Pasers only. Risk no others. On the
genuine is the three Fed Seals trade mark. Insist
pom seeing it if you doubt the dealer 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04
AND OHIO RAILROAD.

sCHEDULEINE FFFCTSUNDAY DEC 2lsr. 1884
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
Leave Washington from station, corner OF New Jer
sey avenue and street
300 am. is fast Limited Express 70 Pitisblrg and
Chicago, arriving In Pittsburg at $50 pm, chicago
this train for fast time.
For Cincnpst. louisville and s. louis daily at 2so
Palace Sleeping Cars TO above points, without
Cincinnati and st LOUIS arriving in Cincinnati ne
morning at $50 81 Louis $50 pm No extra fEss
For Pittsburg at 800 am win Parlor Car and $40
pm daily 70 fittsbUIg Cleveland and Detroit Win
For Baltimore on week days s, $40, $40, go, $50
$50 $50. 40 $40, 7io' 5i5' SIS, io sIaln
For Baltimore on sundays 6l0, 100. ss55 aud 1000
For PSn. ssn On The Shenandoah VALLEY railroad
u IA Tram has Pullman sleeper Washington 10 N
For Annapolis. Gao am. ana 1910 ana z:30 pm. on
Sunday S:35 am, $40 pm
more. BOO $40, $50 ams l2;lo pm, $50. z:ao,
S ana 4a o us p ana % sunaay s sso5. and
Metropolitan Branch 7:26 am. daily except sunday,
% Ssag asS
An daily, except sunday, for Lexington. stauntsn
for Frederick. s'O5 am. 4:40 pm daily. excea
For Hagerstown and winchester pos an daily, sx
eept SUNDAY and $50 Pm. daily 10 Hagerstown
Trains arrive nom the West daily. 600. 7.2o am.
From Annapolis. $50 am. and l.so and sas Pr
Sunday, 1880 am, 6sS5 pm
sP SsE points, ss
and $40 m. daily. except Sunday
Trains leave Baltimore for Washington af 6:10 $50
5:20 8, and 1890 am, 1918, 1s30 3. 4, AGO, g.
$50, S:30, and 1880 pm; on sundays, $50,
All trains nom Washington stop n Relay Station ex
cept 1.25, 3:l6 and 7:10 PM
For further Information apply at the baltimore and
Ohio Ticket Washington Station, 6l9 and
1861 Pennsylvania avenue corner 14th street. wherV
orders win be taken for baggage 20 be checked end
received Ct any point In the city.
n DURHAM, General Manager, baltimore.
d22 G. K LORD. General Passsngw AOouk
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04
THOMAS BOWLING, Auctioneer.

rwENry-sEvFTTE u ScKEs T SAfE RooDs AND
ELEVEN PERCHES OF LAND ON TuNLAW
ROAD, ABOVE GEORGETOWN, D. C.
Of May a !Is79 and duly recorded in Liber eli @
tor the District OF Columbia. the undersigned
trustees will SELL on MONDAY, APRIL TIfTR-
TIsENTII 1885. ut FOUR O'CLOCK r. NJ on the prem
sss the following described grSperty AN that piece
trict OF Columbia, being that part of tract
of land called Alliance" lying west of the new road
and bounded as follows: Beginning for the same at a
point or stone known the northwest corner of Beat
ming thence along the south line of the whole tract
fftyseven $1,000 perches to the side of the new
road, and which is the beginning of the land to be
conveyed; thence north eightyfve degrees and three
two 5000 percheS to the line between Kengla and
P1ckre thence north seven degrees and one-auarer
OF degree, west along the line between Kengla and
Plckweil eghty-seven 6-10 perches to the line be-
eIghtythree degrees east thirtythree 7I0 perches
the west line of the road thence with said west
line south twenty degrees and oheorarter of degree
east one hundred and six and 66lO0 perches to the
percheS more or less. This is desirable property sit
uated on the Tunlaw road. adjoining 'Tunlaw" farm
and the land of Charles HomiIler.
Terms Il cash. the residue in three equal payments
the purchaser notes bearing interest day sale
and deed of trust the property Sold cash. at
the purchasers option All conveyancing record
ing at the cost of purchaser 500 deposit required at
with within ten days after the day of the trustees
reserve the right to resell the said property risk
and cost of the defaulting purchaser after DAYS
notice In the Evening star newspaper.
5i lMf s. M Johns 'JoHSsroN. Trustees.
ap1 Webster Law Building.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04

Z 80 COCOA.
BREAKFAST.

By athorough knowledge of the natural laws which
govern the operations of digestion and nutrition and
selected Cocoa Mr. Epps has provided our break fast
tables with delicately favored beverage which may
ios use articles Of diet that constitution may
be gradually built up until strong enough to resist
every tendency to disease Hundreds of subtle maIa-
des are floating around Us ready TO attack wherever
shaf by keeping ourselves well fortified with pure
blood and properly nourished fiame."-Ciuu Service
:. Made simply with boiling water or milk Sold in
tins only Qz-lb and Ill., by Grocers, labelled thus:
JAMES EPPs & CO., Homeopathic Chemists,
mh1-am&tu london england
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04
T7HE NEW ORLEANS y. EAST LINE
SHENANDOAH VALLEY SOUTHERN SPECIAL.

SHENANDOAH JUNG. ICRAY AND ROANOKE
The New Route to the South and Southwest
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT MARCH 10. 1855. =
925 am. daily, New orleans Fast Line. For al
points on line of Shenandoah Valley. Norfolk
and Western. East Tennessee, Virginia aIsd
Georgia Railroads.. Atlanta, Macon, Jackson
VILE Chattanooga, Memphis Mobile, New or
leans, and the South and Southwest. Pullman
Palace Sleeping Cars between Washington and
New Orleans without change. Connecting
Shenandoah Junction with Pullman Cars, New
York 10 Atlanta
$40 p. NJ daily, Memphis Express. For all point.
South, Southeast and southwest. Pullman Pa
ace Sleeping Cars between Shenandoah junction
and Memphis without change connecting a
Cleveland, Tenn, with Pullman Cars 10 New
Orleans without change
Trains leave t. d o. Il. X. Passenger Station corner
New Jersey avenue and street.
For tickets sleeping reservations and all insor
nation apply al ticket Offices, 6l9 Penna ave. 1891
Penna. ave. and at depot Il. & o. r. r. and Office of
the Line, 501 Penna ave, where orders will be taken
for baggage to be called for in of the city
A POPE, T. J. LOCKWOOD.
Gem Pass and Tkt Agt Pass ana Tkt Agt
NH fsnaC
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04

OFFICE OF w. w. LAMB, Md
" 1249 HANOVER ST,
PHILADELPHIA, DECEMBER 6, 1884
MESSRS. EISNER & MENDELSON,
SOLE AGENTS OF JOHANN HOFFS
MALT EXTRACT, U. S. OF A.,
500 RACE ST., PHILA DEIPHIA
DEAR SIRS:-I HAVE USED JOHANN HOFFS
MALT EXTRACT FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS
IN MY PRIVATE PRACTICE, AND HAVE
FoTN Re- IT TO BE THE =, BEST u Health RE-
GOOD IN PERSONS CONVALESCING FROM
FEVER IN CASES OF DYSPEPSIA, FOR
MOTHERS % c NSITTIRSSING, AMP N CASES OF
TROUBLES NY ATTENTION WAS DRAWN BY
THE IMMENSE IMPORTATION SEMLMONTH-
LY. AND ABOUT A MILLION OF BOTTLES IN
! P0RTED BY NJ, YOU HAZE PASSED MY INsPEC
RILY FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS.
YOURS, RESPECTFULLY,
w. w LAMB, MD,
CHIEF DRUG INSPECTOR q. S.
PORT OF PHILADELPHIA.
BEWARE OF IMITATION. NONE GENUINE
WITHOUT THE SIGNATURE OF JOHANN
HOFF" AND "MORITZ EISNER' ON THE NECK
OF EVERY BOTTLE te26,th.s.tu
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THOMAs DOWLINGs Auctioneer.

By virtue Of decree passed by the Supreme -
d dsy Of October a D. 1884 i9 equity cause No -
F. Jackson ct al DEFENDANTS viii sell at public auc
ton; IL front Of the premises, on MONDAY, APRIL
Ing described real estate in the city Of Washinrton
District Of Columbia, to wit; The south haf Of Iof
northwest -
Terms OF sale One third cash. the balance IN MP ana
twelve months; or si IL cash e the option pu
TERMS Of sale must be compled with In ten ays nom
date ofsale. All c0nveyaneing Ct cost Of purclaser
JAMES H SMITH. Trnatee
mh2edAds 623 6th ssrsse norfSWsA
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04

1857 PTiseA amounting 8266 500
Application nor rates to clubs should be made only
70 the ONCE Of the Company In New Orleans
For tnrfher Information write clearly. giving full
oodf40 HSIAL NOTES, Express Money Ordere
Or New York Exchange In ordinary letter. Cur.
fency " Express lau sums OF e6 and upwards ct our
NJ A. DAUPHIN
New Orlean6t La
E7W 6aLEANs NATIONAL BANK,
New 0rlsapA La
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04
CONCENTRATED

CONCENTRATED
CRAB ORCHARD
WATER.
& SICK HEADACHE, x
CONSTIPATION. u
The three Ills that make life burden promptly and
positively relieved by
NATU RES GREAT REM EDY,
CRAB ORCHARD WATER
In use for 20 years successfully, ana recommended by
physicians everywhere. Price 35c. bottle.
GENUINE CRAB ORCHARD SALTS are only sold
In sealed paper box packages at 1Oc. and 25c.
See that Grab Apple" trade mark is all labels.
No Genuine Crab Orchard Salts sold in bulk.
Buy only "Crab Apple Brand Sold by all Drug
gsts.
CRAB ORCHARD WATER CO.,
SIMON N. JONES, Manager
fe16ths,tu Louisville Ky.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-04-04

THANCERY SALE OF VALUABLE PARTIAL
lily IMPROVED REAL ESTATE. BEING ON
WEST SIDE OF SEVENTH-STREET ROAD
NEARLY OPPOSITE THE SOLDIERS HOME
ROAD. NORTH OF BOUNDARY STREET, IN
THE COUNTY.
By virtue of decree passed in the Supreme s.sAA
Court OF the District of Columbia the 23d day ;n
OF March, A d. 1885, in the cause Of John Lang E.l
against Margaret Lang and Luderick, called IOlfs
Lang, No 1886, equity docket "a, tentered %. D.
50 viii sell at public auction in front Of the prem
D: 1885, at FIVE O'CLOCK p NJ, the piece or parcel
of ground and premises, being the that pur
chased by John Lang deceased. in his lifetime from
John P. Dickinson and wife, August %, 1860, and
recorded in Liber ]. A S. No. 1876 folio Az ct sea-
of the land records of the District Of Columbia and
described as follows: Beginning at point the west
line of theth street plank road IL perches from the
intersection of said west line with Taylors lane road
said point being the northeast c. Lewis lot
north 2lo west 500 perches, thence south SEQ east
perches to the intersection with the west line Of
18th street road thence with said line of said road south
2o east g. perches to the beginning, together with
the improvements thereon, consisting of q dwelling
house and several smaller buildings, stables &c
Terms of sale: One-third cash. and the balance in
notes at one and two years. bearing interest per
cent per annum from day of sale and secured by deed
trust the property sold all cash. the option
when the purchasers bid is accepted If the terms
sale are not complied with in ten days from day Of
sale the Trustee reserves the right to resell at the
risk and cost Of the deaultng purchaser All convey
anclng and recording at purchasers cost.
CHAS. C. bUNcANSON Trustee,
Corner 9th and SITS. NV
DUNCANSON BROS. AuetS. mh26dt2ds
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Saturday Smiles.

Kentucky wanted the earth. AS it stands
shes glad she's alive.-LouisviUe (Ky.) CONNER
Mr.. Francis N. Bangs, who has been having
his compliments to 1.-The terrors OF the press 3
once once said to reporter Of a daily paper, "Thank
You are Mistaken" the embodied ssterror,,
gravely responded; "there viii be q recording
angeL"-N. Y. Tribune.
ment says, 'The first thing that strikes the visit
tor upon entering the editorial rooms is the
large crystal chandelier" II the visitor is q
to wager that the first thing that strikes him Is
not the crystal chandelier. Not unless ali the
EDITORS are absent.-Norristo,cn Herald
The Dull Thud is hanging around the demo RI.
ments In Washington with such q cOld-blooded
nonchalant pronounced nong sha long, air. that
tae Convnlslvs Shndder has to hang on the arm
OF the Sickening Dread for support.-SNracuse
Standard. AS"''
In Illinois children are born with roller
skates.-Aadntd Consultation.
in the back OF Q young lady customers dress
and now paCtfcular friend OF the family has
nal. N-''So'"
"Ah, Stockton, suppose you are trembling in
SS%s s moeS cans s% hold on
should remove nobody except for cause. !" "Yes
but your record, you know, isn't SO clean az Il
eharees ee pretty
san, perhaps, but not an offensive partisan. on
the contrary, I've been on the defensive ever
since took the place. Oh, no; no danger ar
my being bounced. "-Boston Tfanscripe
He Didn't Want the Boots Any WAY.
From Our Society Journal.
what are you doing with my boots9" asked
high state official Of q colored gentleman.
els desc here yer boots, boss?"
"Of course they are"
"That's mighty cuis."
MT nj
them In my room when you cleaned mn -
"Wail, OATS mighty cuts. Yer can hab de-
boots, sab, eff da's yefsers" Nv
II wouldn't have them now"
Den what Yer want make all dis great mira.
Ilon eoout! White folks gittin wuss cherry day
Oe blame boots too little fhr me nohoV.n