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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1885-12-16
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Books and Stationery

Books in Endless Variety, Poems
Lam. .scape Border and red line Series,
Scrap Books, Autograph Albums, Christ
mas Cards, Fancy Boxes, Ink Stands,
Paper Holders, Paper in Boxes and in
Packages-best and cheapest out. See
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sheets paper.
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Glass Vases in Great Variety, Childrens
Cups and Saucers, Mustache Cups, SHAW
ing Mugs, Childrens' Sets, Childs Knife
Fork and Spoon. Toilet Sets, Card Bas
kets, Mouth Organs, Childs Wash Sotts
Bureaus, Trunks, Boys Sleds, &C., &c.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1885-12-16

WANTED-Agent in this county, for a
cheap and rapidly selling article. Small
capital required, address At once, T.. D.
Box 73s Pittsburgh, Pa.
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TOYS, TOYS.

A Very Large Assortment o; Toys,
French Dolls, Biscue Dolls. Indestructi-
BILE Dolls, and Doll Heads, Trick Banks,
Musical Tons &c.
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Vases and Varieties.

All Kinds of Holiday Notions, Sill
Handkerchiefs, Se.
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.TEwELRY.

Gents Chains, Ladies' Chains, Ladies'
and Gents Silk Chains, Bings, Sets,
Charms, Cuff Buttons, Bracelets, &c.
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CLOTHING CLOTHING @ CLOTHTNG |!

II you need Of ANY THING in tho na Of CLOTH
ING, OVERCOATS, BOOTS. SHOES, DRY GOODS
DRESS GOODS anything kept in General Store,
find a GOOD ASSORTMENT IN ALL DEPART
MENTS
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STAPLE GOODS.

Hats, Caps, Gloves, a large and elegant
line of Ladies' Ovcrshoes, Boys, Ladies'
Misses. and Child's Rubber Boots, Gents
and Ladies' Fancy Slippers, low prices on
Trunks, Travelling Bags, Satchels &C., and
everything To make people comfortable
and happy. Call early while stock is full
and fresh. Prices low.
VIM. SMEARBAUGH & CO.,
Tionesta, PA.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1885-12-16

Tho Largest and Best Assortment of
Holiday Goods we have ever handled
New and fresh goods, novelties new TO
this season in
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1885-12-16
CONFECTIONERY.
Pocket Knives

Common and Fancy Candies, Nuts ot
all Kinds, Christmas Candies, DC.
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Fl. j. HOPKINS & co.'s.

We clnim the BEST ASSORTMENT, FL Y EST GOODS and
LOWEST PRICES OF ANY HOUSE IN THIS COUNTRY
Step in and Prices stock you will
convinced that Ne m to keep our
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NOTIONS.

As styles of hest Gents Ladies' and Boys
Pocket Knives.
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GROCERY, FLOUR AND FEED DEPARTMENT

full of FRESH GOODS Ar PRICES THAT CAN'T BE
BEAT. COME AND SEE. WE TAKE PLEASURE IN
SHOWING GOODS
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1885-12-16
CIVIL SERVICE REFORM.

OF civil service reform, the presi-
dent hopes that we shall never again
be remitted to the system which dis
tributes public positions purely as re.
wards for partisan service. The al.
lursments Of an immense number of
Offices and places exhibited to the vot.
ers of the land, and the promise Of
their bsstOwal in recognition Of parti.
san activity, debAuch the suffrage and
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-09-21
SUBSCRIPTIONS :
!. wonders of an Egg

...,l, Inrriqbly i" Ad0o"ce'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-09-21
4 Hint TO the Workman.

JANIS Freeman Clarke.
Ais often eulogize practice when
ny mean routine; bOaSting them
y practical teachers, intending
BIZ that they only do what always
pan done, and do not mean to do
Atg tomorrow than they did yes
~ Practice and theory must go
pa Theory, without practice to
~ 70 verify it, to correct it, is idle
1At0n. but practice without theory
innate it is mere mechanism. In
at and business, theory is the
I'd practice the body. The soul
n The body in which to dwell is
only a ghost, but the body with
llSul is only a corpse.
IastneS pass a sign on which the
~ haS painted, John Smith Cor
ga The name may be-, Practical
[& ! should not wish to en-
In When the water-Works in
aes get out of order, | want a
qua plumber as well as one who
s1IGal want a man who under
/ !. zoe theory of hydrostatic press
, ny EnOWS the laws giving resist
sAltIes to lead, iron, zinc, and
ie.s. s1o y can so arrange and plan
N -il . the pipes that he shall &C.
"a lhe result aimed at with the
y y AMOUNT of piping, the least ex-
H.. -" most. the least danger of
~ gu Ofeakage; and this a merely
IN T VA a man of routine, can
IS Tue mereSt artist needs to the
H. :. 70 think-to think before
i ! y ~ lOfeSee; and that must be
h I. %s AID of general principles,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-09-21

WE TAKE PLEASURE IN ANNOUNCING
w to the public that, in addition to our
PASTRY AND CONFECTIONERY business, we
will open
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-09-21

" Matthew Williams.l
NJ, NJ who eats his matutinal egg
!.' on0 and a miracle. Inside of
lss Lin symmetrical, beautiful
~ cI question which has been
" .,TH for all the philosophers
.!.s S since Adam. Armed with
:. s sI Of War-the microscope, the
h III offensive weapons of chemis,
y '. ...,'on-they have probed and
y ,nd experimental, and still
'lsstio on is unsolved, the citadel I'm
|.t.or BOkorny can tell you that al
~ : 'D,omDosed of so many molecules
~ and nitrogen: and hydrogen,
...~T,de YOU of the difference be-
Z S.iys and passive albumen, and
~ by wonderfully delicate exper-
+ Wat the aldehydeS have to do
! marathon of gold from his com
n iGutions; but he can't tell you
Inn one egg comes a little rid
md from another a bantam.
h bsye your silver spoon an hour
Ia gg cup and it is coated with a
srlS Of sulphur; why is that sui
Tsgs Wonderful that evolution
q uoyide for the bones of the
q ben. There is PHOSPHORUS also
y little microco5m, and the oxygen
b air passing through the shell
syth it end the acid dissolves the
9 thus making good strong bones
q chick and at the same time thin
hs prison walls. Chemists know
I deal new about albumen, and if
ian not TIL US why life Gifferen-
{ Itself therein and thereby, they
kEy you how not to spoil your break
YOUR eggs.
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n eva surgery.

Ia 4'i X sun.
nab =; aaolt Of coroners' deputies
NJ SauStlng autOpsies to describe,
ssbsa4.Siaat OF those around, the va
a,,~; ;uaS OF the organs examined
etSa au The cause of death.
b. ..U Uptratlon is over the various
eboI;Oa together, and the body
SaDJ 4, as If it had never been
Re. o,,.' "lile an assistant was sew.
sssss pa,1 = Of the scalp of a man at
n ~ Tue other day, a spectator
pa y 9 J NJ me of a cut 1 saw on
asaot,SiDAn NOVA down in the Witch
M In Indian territory.
Gos tat, and the Kiowa got a
A oD ~ man % i've inches long right
ENa H. T. ms q head and clear into
s8hd S friends laid him out on
aEsv a p1Oceeded to shave the
siSs!,o on each side Of the wound.
IA E N TOW of hairs right along
thosa 1a they'd got that done
aaat t IalrS, one on each side
Then tb me, and tied them to-
'eh and IIe y gathered up a hand
ah Over ru g Shewed them into pulp
g nd oot Inc cut and tied it on
Pa dsv rOt t;1 handkerchief. It
NsasS' ''ll that Indian was as
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-09-21

Adrstisements
BANKING NOTICE.

The undersigned have formed CO.
partnership under the firm name OF
CLAUS SPRECKELs & Co., for the
purpose of carrying on a Bank of
Savings and Deposits, and for trans
acting a general Banking and Ex-
change business at Honolulu, and
such other place in the Hawaiian
Kingdom as may be deemed advisable.
CLAUS SPRECKELs.
VIM @. IRWIN.
Honolulu, April Is, 1885.
Referring to the above, we beg to
inform the business public that our
Banking establishment will be opened
for the transaction of business on
Monday, May the 4th, when we will
be prepared to receive deposits in our
Savings Bank.
We will also be prepared to make
loans, discount approved notes, and
purchase exchange at best market
rates.
We will receive deposits on open
account, make collections and con-
duct a general Banking and Ex-
change business.
Our arrangements have been COM
pleted, so that we can draw exchange
on the principal parts of the world.
77-tf CLAUS SPRECKELs & Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-09-21
a.. a' lslander and HI ~.

Hapsr Islander and His Hat.
&ad EooI I and Furnisher.l
titles SSlf f1o hats are exported in
1, Il dOrnmeprtn e hat is the great
= Sot Be- Of = anybody without IT, o
i 0e cane battropean origin. The
j WITS and mus are relegated to
!, ,sslue is 'p NJ. slender purses.
: so dI55lNgI with a ii ticket bright pige1y
u e Manila d when the hat
slsadoorp people may admire mi e the be
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11

1t will be remembered that, during the
Hayes mlnlstration, the temperance
societies all over the country made Mrs.
Hayes an honorary member OF their So
cletles for having banished liquors from
the While House sideboard. Since their
retirement from that conspicuous posi-
tion they have been living IN quiet obscu-
rity ut their former home at Fremont,
Ohio. Some Bohemian of the press re-
Gently got onto the fact that the great
AMI good Rutherford all this time has
teen the owner of the best saloon in
Omaha, from the profits of which Mrs.
Hayes has worn many fine dress and
new hat The newspapers short time
ago gave the snap away and now comes
the news that MIR. Hayes has sold his
Omaha saloon for $4,000, which IS less
than It's real value, but the balance is
probably compensated in the relief to his
conscience. very heavy we,ght-since
the public discovered it. 1t is barely
possible that Mrs. Hayes was not aware
of this speculation on the sly of her hus.
band but such conclusion is hardly rea-
sonsble when we take INTO consideration
their close confidential business relations
in the poultry business and the accuracy
with which she requires him to account
for eggs marketed.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11

THE Illinois Legislature has been such a
prolific source Of sensation that if it had
been in some one OF the western terrific
rles It wonld be called an advertising
scheme. For four months 1t managed to
rivet the attention OF the people in all
parts of the country by holding John A..
Logan in suspense in the election of Uni
ted States Senator, the drama closing
with the laughable farce of taking snap
judgment on the democrats IN the 34th
district and thereby deciding the senate
rial contest. just now it has raised a
breeze by the favorable report of the
committee on the bill to repeal the char
ter of the Chicago board OF trade. A
member Of the board Of trade states that
he was aware of the Introduction of such
a bill but until this report of the COIN
mit'ee they had no apprehension of its
passage The board is thunderstruck and
they will now devote some of their time
to 'shorts" IN The legislature. 1t is not
likely the 6lll will Pass but it IS likely the
movement will impose quite heavy con-
tlngent expense upon the board. Some
of the members of the legislature have
possibly been dealing in options and are
taking this plan 10 even up.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11

In his decoration Grafton at Flandreau
Gov. Pierce made some very pointed OBJ
servations in regard to latter day leZisla-
lures and legislation, particularly on the
subject of public expenditures. He said
the recent legislature of this territory ap-
propristed 100000 more Of the public
funds than the necessities of the Case re-
quired. If the governor is correct in bis
opinion in this matter the Alert feels in.
clined TO raise the estimate 10000 and
make the aggregate s220, 900 so as to iu-
clude the appropriation for the South
Dakota constitutional convention, which
latter appropriation, having been ap-
proved by the governor. is not supposed
to be included in his estimate. 1t is some
what difficult to arrive at a conclusion
that would be satisfactory to and sccep-
ted by the people defining the boundary
line between necessary and unnecessary
appropriations, and still farther on where
unnecessary ends aud extravaganza be-
gins. The people very generally agree
upon the proposition that unnecessary
expenditures of the public funds may he
justified by circumstances, but extrava-
CANT appropriations unuer no clrcum-
stances. All Injuries are unnecessary
but not necessarily extravagant. Extrav-
agance is purchasing what, under exist
ing circumstance. the individual or state
cannot afford. The late legislature may
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11

There is movement in South Dakota
to send delegates to the constitutional
convention pledged to vote for an ad
jonrnment sine die Immediately upon
completing the organization, and the fact
that papers most Jealous for division aud
statehood are combating the movement
or rather coaxlng the movers OF the
scheme to not DO 1t, indicates that it ls as
summing formidable proportions. 1t Is
characterized as democratic movement
and TO placate its advocates the reoubll-
can papers are urging the people to d.
vide the representation in the convention
delegations with the democrats Al
though the democrats are in the minority
in that country they are so much nearer
the throne than the majority that they
can easily defeat the majority IN this case,
and unless the terms they may command
are complied with they probably will de-
feat it when the subject comes up before
the democratic congress. 1t would be .
good plan for congress to admit North
Dakots into the union as state and hold
south Dakota under territorial govern
ment until the people ATE capable of self
government.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11
"Walting for Husbands"

The Alert has been handed copy OF
the New York Weekly, of date June 1st.
1885, containing letter dated at "James-
town, Stutsman Co., Dakota, April 80,
| 1885," which, after discussing the dlstr-
button of sexes IN reply to letter pub
llshed in that paper by Miss Sally l..
Bean, continues rs follows
have section of land, which have
been working for the past five years,
with the aid of some male help. One OF
my assistants said to me, not long since,
II did not get woman to COOK On the
ranch this summer he would not stay.
1t has been ten years, be said, since ne
had eaten meal cooked by woman. l
went to Wisconsin and there hired a
young married couple, to whom | gave
$50 month for their services on my
ranch. Just after their coming some of
the men were so pleased that they danced
around with delight, and otherwise acted
as boys do when they first don new boots.
Now, Messrs. Street & Smith, If you
want to befriend your fellOw-men, you
will publish this letter and let the old
maids sec what w0eful mistake there
has been made in the distribution OF the
sexes around the globe. You must tell
them, with eloquent emphasis, that if
they really want to marry they will have
to do most of the talking. The boys III
this part of the country have been SO long
out of ladies' society that they are too
bashful to talk, or carry on a courtship.
unless they are perslstently encouraged.
In this section there are hundreds of men
who have nice, comfortable homes who
have no chance 10 marry here.
Girls born and raised here seldom pass
their fifteenth year unwedded; but there
are numerous men who pass their lives
IN a state of bachelor loneliness, with no
female face to cheer their dreary homes.
Should the publication of this letter
be the means Of securing for me partner
for life, shall consider that | owe you
a debt which can be paid only by promis-
ing to be subscriber for the New York
Weekly as long as can sell wheat enough
from this farm to pay the price of sub
scription. Yours respectfully,
MANTREvILLE SMITH.
Mr.. f. T. Kearney informs us that he
hired man of the above name in St.
Paul little over two months ago to come
out here and work on James Buchanan's
farm north of town, and as this man is
receiving letters by the dozen he thinks
he must be the author of the above
epistle. Mr.. Kearney states that it is
Jim Buchanan's section he is working
and instead of having been there the past
five years and employing help he has only
betn employed himself a little over two
months. 1t IS perhaps true that "girls
born and raised here seldom pass their
fifteenth year unwedded," but it Is
great deal more "seldom'' that you will
find girl Of that age that has been born
and raised here. Fifteen year old chill
dren do not marry in this country. There
are hundreds of girls here of manageable
age that are not married and the girl OF
girls, maids or widows, who come out
here without any other visible means of
support than catching husbands will de-
ceiye themselves.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11

LAST Sunday evening the pastor of the
First Methodist church in st. Paul gave
the following graphic description of one
line OF the temptation to which ministers
are exposed, his subject being the down
fall of brother of the cloth: "The sec
ond great line OF temptation lies in the
relation of the ministry to womankind.
As spiritual leaders and teachers they are
trusted as no other men on earth. Two.
thirds of the members of evangelical
churches are women. With these the
ministry come into relations of holy init
macy. And women are sometimes weak
and sometimes foolish. At camp meet
ing = popular preacher of holiness was
hidden an affectionate farewell by bevy
of handsome young ladies, who requested
and obtained the privilege of kissing him.
Fools are not all male. Relations Of such
intimacy, trust and affection give rise to
temptations whose magnitude can never
'be known, except by him who has suffer.
Ihem''
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11
Defense Of the YanktOn Asylum.

Having exhausted every other subJec,
OF Vltuperation In connection with lank-
toms past, present and future, our north
| ern newspaper critics are now training
thesguns of their mud batteries against
the insane asylum located here. They
allege that the inmates Of the asylum are
| not well dressed and some of the papDrs
call upon Governor Pierce to institute an
investigation, if his eXccllency deems the
matter worth considering to that extent.
The specification in The charge is that the
insane nOrtherners recently transported
TO jamestown were poorly dressed and
the presumption strikes the northern
mind that the remaining unfortunates are
also suffering for fine raiment. 1t is
probable that the patients at the asylum
receive the allowance of clothing permit
ted by law. There was meyer any COM
plaint OF neglect IN this particular until
The north began to crticlse the cut of the
garb IN which Its returned fellow citizens
were attlred. 1t is supposed that the
north feels somewhat swellcd up with i'm
portance just now, because it has a new
insane asylum and some crazy folks to put
into it, and is therefore assuming to know
much more about running such institu-
tlons than the old hands at the business
taian.
There IS an undercurrent of i'll temper
in the above, but if the agitation shall
bring about reform IN the management
OF the Iankton asylum, even in thu use
OF little more soap, it will not have
been in vain. The Yankton people may
depend upon it that at the next session of
the legislature the Alert will be found a
strong supporter of liberal appronria-
ton for soap factory in connection with
the lankton insane asylum. We wish,
however, to dlsabuse the mind of the T.
and ID. of the impression that the criti-
cism of the plight IN which the Yankton
asylum sent those patients out comes Of a
captious spirit OF fastidiousness. We
have always been an admircr of the
maly -colored rainbow, and often picture
in ccstatic imagination the gorgeous
beauty of the ancient "Joseph's coat of
many colors." We admit that clothes
might possibly be patched with many
colors blended in attractive beauty, but
the artist Of the needle and scissors who
reconstructed the clothing OF some Of
these patients must either haye been color
blind or professor of crazy quilts, for
there was neither blending OF colors nor
harmonious proportion IN area. In shape
these patches OF diversified colors were
acute amt obtuse triangles, quadranglcs,
parallelograms, rectangles, rhomboids.
Any reasonably fair geometrician could
find all the necessary figures in one pair
OF pants to erect the 47lh problem of
Euclid. The asylum tailor in cutting out
must hsve got hold of map of the Sas-
katcheWan "scat" Of war in the late ltlel
rebellion and mistaken it for a pattern.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11

AMONG the gossip that comes from
Washington is the report that recently
there was Thousand dollars year clerk
ship vacant IN the pension office whom
secretary Lamar requested the civil ser
vice commiss ion to certify the name of .
Dakota lady for the place, to which the
commission replied that 1t was their
province and not that of the secretary of
the interior to name the states and terri
tories from which selections shall be
made, and that Dakota IS not in the list
for appointments. Ii this report be true
the Dakota aspirants for any federal ap-
pointment other than for p 1sitions within
ahe territory, if there are any such, may
Is we'll take down their lightning rods.
There are thousands IN the states who
have been waiting twenty five years for
.saMething to turn up, and if they are to
tbe served first there ,s not much hope of
reward this side OF Jordan for Dakota
democrats.
Jamestown weekly alert. [volume] (Jamestown, Stutsman County, D.T. [N.D.]) 1882-1925, 1885-06-11

TIE elements that will be in the Sioux
Falls convention next September do not
psesaee q very harmonious session of that
august body. There will be cathauling
between the republicans and democrats
IN the new state organization. There
will be proh,bitionisls and liquor dealers
in a struggle for the mastery. There will
be those in favor of division On the 46th
parallel and those opposed to it. There
will be those in favor of division on the
Missouri river and those opposed to it.
There will be those IN favor of either line
Of division and those opposed to both.
TO suppose that this lncongruous medley
of antagenistic elements will bring forth a
constitution satisfactory either to them
selves or their constituents is 10 suppose
q very improbable supposition. They all
know il is a Kind OF boys play affair and
every element that cannot have its own
way Will endeavor to make the farce as
ridiculous as possible.