The Nevada picayune., 1885-07-23
OUR pICtlUNES.
--New orleans pieavnae.

they are unknown.
 Insects of various kinds were in- vented for the purpose of adding movements to lazy men.
 Local papers indicate that quite a number of gentleman are Willing to be Governor of Georgia.
 An instructed delegate is so ln- structcd that he cannot take a bribe to vote soTe other way.
 One very fast race horse is named modcsty. The name docs not illustrate the fitness of things.
 The liquor of a section of q country can be judged by the qual- iIv of snake stories that come from it.
 Now, if the Republican party can live twenty years without oi- fees it will deserve consideration for it's principles,
 The fool is an Improvement over the ordinary bore. You are not obliged % listen to him on the score of politencss.
 In turning rascals out it is barely possible that one or two good men may be unfortunate enongh to get swept out with them.
 The man of health and strength is independent, You may call him anything yon please so long as you do not call him late for dinner.
 Politics should have nothing to do with the government of cities. Unfortunately politics have every thing 10 do with their government.
 The man who leaves any good business to hold all office is foolish. Tie man who has no Onsluess k apt to be a loafer and unfit for a public position.
 Edgar S. Wilson, of Jackson, Miss, appointed to office in "yo- ming Territory, will grow up with big country. Both have had a good start in growing,
 In Guatamala biscuits pass as currency, Probably because they are more durable then silver. Railroad pie is equal to Govern ment bonds.
 The United States purchase and annexation of some of the Mexican States,as proposed in New Mexico, would open up new field for car. pct-bag politicians.
 Tho New York Journal gives the following resinous and very fir fetchet advice to the gum. eating girls of Vassa; ''bo fir. chewes and you will be happy"
 There is every where a growing disrespect for English royalty, which is tolerated by politencss to the Oucen. Wales will be su- " when his mother dies.
 The great good sense of the Amer can people, irrespective of party or religion, is the nations safeguard. States can be saved without the aid of hoodl um politicians.
 The Boston Post explains; "A vulgar man who is in the wrong may try to brave it out, but the true gentlemen is quick 10 ac. Knowledge his error and repair it. '
 In Washington people never ask: "wherc are you going this summerP' There are two classes there. One expects to be bounced and another hopes to get in.
 All the good Indian Scouts are East in the Wild West Show busi- ness, while the hostile Indians m the West arc having fun with the infantry troops who cannot march away from their commissary stores with safety.
 Families at fashionable watering places escape for the time being the modification ofbeing duned by grocers, milkncn and tradcpeople who have not delicacy enough to refrain from asking for their mon ey when it is due.
 IL is the way q man has of spcn- ding his money that is most criti- cised by moralists. The way he makes fl is not so closely scrutin- ized. A very mean man can die beloved if he divides mp his money tn ;he satisfaction of his critics.
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