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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
Party Costumes
and evening suits, realy-madc and made
to order on short notice by
MES. G.. ID. Brown.

The question 10 be settled be-
tween WaXahachie and the Fort Worth 4
New Orleans road is purely Il business
one, and the officers of the company and
Its attorney do not at present desire To
have the matter published in detail. An
understanding will probably be reached
TODAY.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
rnclnlmea nenA aInn.


special 70 the Gazette.
SAS ANrONIo, Tx, Noy. l9.--Ab0at
O'Clock this afternoon the miller at
Gucnther's lower mills discovered a dead
body floating IN the river near the dam
aud notified the authorities by telephone.
Jasiic Crawford aud cproner's Jury
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
katLe rutnnm nl MIlI.hoto.


HIIIsBoRo, TIN. NOV. l9.--The charm
Ing actress Katie Putnam showed 20 n
good audience here tonight She has en-
tircly recovered from her recent spel OF
sickness. The audience showed its APP
probation 10y frequently calling her before
the curtain.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

The champion corn-nusler of Kansas
is named BARLEY Barlow. lie claims
that he can husk 100 bushels a day in corn
that yields sixty bushels per acre and put
il in the crib
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
ADDITIONAL STATE NEWS.


Npt'ldi 10 INC bAhflt's
BROWNSVILLE, Ten, Nov. b.. Man
uel Bolinorie shot and killed his son yes
terday afternoon at'thc Las Anlmas ranch,
a few miles from town. The murderer is
under arrest and willtbc brought here and
jailed. The cause OF the killing Is not
known.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
TO BlaclssnI,l,s.

wb,e lust received II car Of iron and
Isa's .. a We Offer TO the trade at low
- nsures, Send for prices.
Henry s PEAK.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
4 Georgia Failure.

C0LCMmUs, Ga, Nov. l9.--CaEon &.
lin, groccrs Of this city and Salem, made
an assignment TODAY Their assets are
$50 GOO, liabilities $4,000. There are
preferred creditors 10 the amount OF
$4,000.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
60 nnr. FIne Conee,

selected especially for roasting purposes,
,,.hfcb Il being roasted daily at the tort
wnrth Tea store, POI Main street, corner
re Il. ". PROlISEi Proprietor
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

Charles Croker yicc-pres!oeht 81 lhc
Southern Pacific Railroad company mas
given S3l 900 10 the Boys and HiFls Alu
Society OF San Francisco, Tor the con-
struction OF their building
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

The president of the Iowa Woman's
Suffrage association claims to have voted
at the election Nov. 3, depoSitng her
ballot at Tomley courthouse, Delaware
township, Polk county.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

The four sons Of Lieut.. + - Kissing
bury. one Of the victims OF the oreely
Arctic expedition, will EACH receive peh-
Sion of SlOa month until they are re-
snectively twcnty.one years Old
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

George r.. Sims, the English dramatisI,'
g slowly recoyeriag from the illness whicn
nrostrated him, and ne is now at Worh o"
u Now drama for the London Adeiphi'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

The knights OF Labor in this city are
determined to push the boycott against
John Chinaman. II Is understood they
will include his employees in the boycott
{ necessary.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

Special 70 the Gazette,
Pnor PoINT, TIN, Nov. l9.--Dr J.
II Johnson, Messrs j NJ Weeks, y. WI
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

A silver box, shut at wedding IN
fairfield, Conn, the other day, is to be
kept under seal, like that OF Pandora, till
the time for the silver anniversary, TWEEN
ty-iyc wears hence.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

Any and all sizes OF buggy cushions'
simply 4 in every particular al H. r.
Tackabery'S.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
New style

swinging lamps. A large stock WIZ p, DC
sold al greatly reduced prices, by IL NJ
wells, corner Fifteenth and houston
streets.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

,ilftNtuli lh 'Nl'NN " itAAiAA-
s,a,ilu, local committee Of the
'N.d Labor iurnishe, the Assoei
. ,e,s the following card;
4 3 undersigned committee of the
a sfsbor and tho wurkinginon Of the
N sts.t6n. are fully aware that The facts
n ,I'f Mayor fulton IN his proclamation
"a IN we respectfully concur with his
n Al ihcrc ave enough lsboring men In
A apog 70 du the WORK for eiN months 10
,mrr. GEo. H. WINCEs,
"A ,iesArf. v. b. MAETIN,
A lang
eommlttcc of ten, recently ap-
HAN Mayor Fulton to act In con
oa With the citizens relief commit
,snnulgates the following appeal
GALVESTON, TIN, Nov 10.
haundprFigned, appointed by the Citl-
Ihhbir IN connection with the efficient
,ee Slready at work, hereby declare TO
4 lr az follows;
rsnersl losses Of our people are far be.
F, H fr,t conceptions. For months distress
'rfely prevail. Whatever help sympn-
kspahic sees III 10 send win be most
.aly received. This expression of opinion
IN CONSENT OF all sccts and classes OF our
i appeal is signed by Rev. Dir. :. NJ.
Rplcopalian; Rev Spalding, Bap-
Rev. Scott, Presbyterian; Rev.
Methodist; Rev. Young, German
.gterian; Rev. Father Truchard,
n SHERMAN, Rev. Edwards OF the
Lan Methodist church, p. II. Golden,
4 n, Master workman of tho KNIGHTS
s,5 "a, I'm NJ C,inil,a,.,,'
fpVl, auu NC"' Jim w. N''"' WI Nv
LgOOdly NUMBER OF Contributions were
'ycd lo-day, not the least hem
,rhi,L &, H.. -.
N"'l" III ~ 'htClS
'aea1e rom the nome Ollice Ol the
Insurance association of London
~, pcars q toriyon ,b.ir
6Nas.n' '''"' b'NN
u, directing them TO draw q Sight
on London for Sl25, 600 FOR the i'm
a, adiu,t,nnnt of tbn l,seo. rvbt.
Ne adjustment Oh luc losses. rms
N! - Wv .,I' Wv I's ~ W wy Hir
vaoS'ls N.Y. uIe uu,o.@ l,ic more ilu-
n" '1''s'''''' ''N0''D" '"'"oI
Fulton
4 M iorw0tded TO day $1,000, collection thus
n he member, OF the produce exchange.
y. ID. WALLACE, Prcs't.
k,Ns,s Ct,., A., No,. Ia
4 a,alton.
r RATIONAL bank for 5000 for the use of the
m sufferers. Answer, giving the stu,
N j, W. MOORE, Mayor.
N inllo,viny Acknowledgement ,rd
d ms "ON""" WIS t'u"' UNIV
Hgrl0 Tue inquiry was sent Tonight:
GIyEsToN Try Nov ia tsS5
*m.J.W. Moore. NI,ynr of Kena.s CIV,
"A fepllnr tho tne~nSrted SOM In nddiiIo,
4 ilSJD sent last nit,bt can GnI M ian,
4 adequate to give Expression 10 tho an.
91 , Ss AZ ,S a mas OF t9s sGnerofty OF
8eri6re merely 10 emphasize what said
SUBJECT behalf of urcitizcns last night.
,So cS iir1nI Ss'1 thd riol cSm .3niy
IncaIr gives il ar Gi4 o, mion that one
iihe most needy have. including to days
'"u''"porar'iy cared Tor, r,,r,.
.i,.,, NJ, - =, -
@eo a'rn '.ooGy; oi tlle reiiel collaill-
IN ''''' 'po loilo"luS "''cohic ietIer
4
4 SIN. llorsroN, Ten Noy. Is,
passed Al i my cit, ir.'14 t%pS H ho HIN
d Monday, the 18Th, and also leg leave
d y l1 {oa an exchange ON your city for
aion from our ,g i,i1cn actept "G r s,n
4 sufferer, by the Ore Very truly yours,
"A WA n ~ s,.,., -. tsf,,t..
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
Black Silks and Satins.

20 inch Black GroB Grain SIN yons DOC TO
~ inch Black eros Grain silk, bet
ter quality. Iyons... cOtol so
heavy GUinc. ~ -. 5oto 90
sir -. -. oo.o 80
- inch our Silver star q. &. SIR,
very rlchpu ... ~. i5to so
sJ.inCh Belone Cashmere, line soft
grain, win not wear glossy. .,. / - Co 10
20 inch Black Surih ... 90. I on to 30
20 inch Black satin EhadcmcS. ..... I % To 30
% inch BLACK SAtiN Duchess ., 1 20 tO 90
- iuch BLACK sutin rtiCouuc , 1 90 to 90
2i.mch 1yons BRCk lrocNdc Silk SSc TO 90
go Inch Lyons Black BrOchdc SIX,
satin ground, M -. 20 to so
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

Flannel dress goods can be had at actual
cost of randall & Chambers Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

with the most elegant line OF ag kinds. IT
silycrWarc, otc., at II. Tully'r.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

BIG bargains are offered in white WOOL
on dannels by Randall & Chambers co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

Mai. NJ. c Johnson OF Lexington, ny"
went to Frankfort a few days ago TO argue
q case that has been on the docket seven
ty years, and with which he has oceh con
nected half a century.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

Flannel dress goods can be had ut actual
cost Of Randall & Chambers Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
nnnnllfnl. nnnntifnl.

What a beautiful line OF jewery IN all
IFS varied designs Stop as you pass ana
examine this beautiful stock al H. Tnl-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20
,NlSHUMANITY TO MAN
,.,,,on Relief Fund Increased
~ q. is9 YESTERDAY Gs7
people Aided.
=, tabor Endorse Mayor Full
X NY ,othe worlingmen-The
y kilograms Received.

.
N-~~ Trx Nov. Charity
'i'iA,". stag her hand Contributions
\ ny sngerers continue to flow in
rias w ss1ntrbnted reaches tonight
! saha which s7l,54i has been re-
; ~ q ssesl7 paid out TO GsT reclp-
yN .-s..e brnrllciaries In every iu-
Y, ..nrssent family, or at least,
Irfe Apsnresent more than their
y Lives. Il Is estimated that
,sciqry represents on an average
ea, ,5rec and four individuals, thus
..g ,sout $500 people assisted up to
nj time. Some members OF the
l.smmi,tee say that the Gs1 applicn-
100 passed upon aud allowed
n their opinion, about two
,,ai All that will apply, but Mr.. Sin
,ssirmsn Of the relief committee,
~ ihat only one-half Of the appli-
Y. Ior relief have thus far been
Nv The committee. II will be
,sn that opinions yet vary touching
font OF the suffering in
NJ The great fire. Regarding
palton's proclamation promulga-
,,riay warning laDoringmen not to
eggrsion in expectation Of finding
"sa,ilul, a local committee Of the
n d Labor iurnishe, the AssoeR
Y ,,,,s the following card;
4 nndcrslrnci committee of the
~ 4lhor and the wprkingnon Of the
M t,s.tgn. are fully aware mat ihe fnrts
~ Mayor fulton in his proclamation
III IN $50 respectfully concur with his
81 Al lhcrc ave enough lsboring men In
# snog 20 du the wurA for siN months "a
vi e,,,ty. GRO. II WtNGES.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-20

TtctNH 90
h0tol6 %
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20
A II A l N .

Give me q man with aim.
Wastes o. that ain NAY be,
whe,he' tie wealth. or whether It's fame,
IL matters not To me
Let him walk In the path o. right
And keep bis aila IA sixht,
And work AID pray in taith Away
With bis eye oo The glitteriog height.
Tive me man who saws
II will do 'som~thing' we'll,
And make the l-e,ios days
A story of labcr tell -
Though he aim he had bs small,
IL is better than none at all
with something 10 do The whole year thro'
RE will no, stumble nor fall
But Satan wsaves a snare
For the feet OF those who stray
With never u thought or caro-
here the path may lead away
The man ~ho has no attn
Not orly leaves no urme
When ,his lite is dane. but ten to one
lie leaves . record OF shame
Give ne man whose heart
lie bled with anbiti ms Gre,
Who set. his mark Ia the start
And keeps moving IL higher s,l higher,
Better din ia the strife
The hands with Labor rife,
Than to glide with tue stream 10 an idl.
dream
Aud live a pIrPoseless life.
Better TO strive and climb
And never reach the goal,
Than to DRIFT along with time.s
An aimiess. worthless soul.
Ay, better tn climb ard fall
Or SOW, though the yield be small,
Than 10 throw away day after day,
And never strive at all
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/ will in the future

a. IN the I'ast. cell any aud all kind. n
horticultural Implements. harye,,ios
Machinery. Bug.i-s, Platform Sprincs
anti farm Wagons: the improved Buek.
eve Mover, Reaper. md SELF. Bip.er
which are superior TO ~ others in Com
~trnctior, ligbtness OF draft. &c. aud
fully warranted Hagersto~n Dnil. md
the HsYer-iown celebrated unequ.llel
Locus, Hub Hay R,k., New ID. rar,u,.
and Brown Cul'ivators, E,ctric sn,iry
Asilatiny Harrow, Corn Planters. Corn
Crushers, Cider Mills, Ftnit Drer.
ihfeshers, Saw Mill Engines, Barb,a
ience wire, &c &c.
fH In ni.iiiion l., The abcve. {, Oh xil,
NJ NIL times find stock OF Saddles, Br,.
dies, Harness, &C., DC.
Soliciting Your esteemed patronage.
l Am, very respectfully your,
ID. IL. HEISKELL.
Rcmnev, NV. 2, 1888
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On Thirty DAYS TrtnI

The Vollaic Belt Co. Marshall, NJ cb.
will send Dr. Dyes Celebrated Electro
Voltslc Belts & Electric Appliances on
trial for thirty days to men young or
odd who are afflicted with Nervous De-
bility, Lost Vitslity, and Kindred
Troubles, guaranteeing speedy and
complete restoration OF health and
manly vigor. Address as above. n. b.
No risk is incurred az thirty dsys trial.
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THE WHE LING
DAILY Il " EEKiY
X e q | S r r r

Under tie New Management.
Shall I've exucil, Whist Was stated edi
tofiaily the morning after the transfer
viz: Thoroughly snd RELIABLY DgMo
CRATIC. wiih no favors for any pers. n
or fac;i"n within The party TO tho dr,ri-
ment OF the whole party. when The
Comma ions are mad. Nv the regularly
]onstitu:ed cnvent on of the part, =,
then he Register wili-snd nnl, ,hcn-
give its onqua' Ifi-h support TO tho nom
ihees.
A BIG OFFER.
The Dali, X gI-'er VIII he sent tn any
part Of the STA from -. cember 1t un
Ill the close If The Leg sla'urc. fer tive
dol ar, PAYABLE in rdvsncr. The n"x'
session will likely last until near tbe
end of Mach, 1885. ard will be one NJ
the m"s' import ant within the history of
the STATE, az the supplemental esse.s.
m"Rt order. the Supre me Court dec;s-
ions. ant the uncunstituiionaliiy If the
exemption law. the am. ndmcnt 10 the
state Constitution. and many her mat.
tPrs OF vital in,eres' To every iizen of
West Virginia, will nc considered and
acted upon Tb" Register will have fdll
verbatim reports of ell the proceedings.
With
Democratic National Administration
and Lower House OF Congress.
all citizens of the Sta'e will feel re q.
nswed and stronger interest in the Gov.
eminent and it's working. The Regis
ter tl,roulh its Wasbinyt"b TaIegrams
and Corresponds CO will keep lis read {.
efs thoroughly po ted ON all matters.
Nske up your clubs and send them
in st once.
H. will alSo make speciality OF all
Sta'e matters, from oil sec ions Of the
State, and keep our people fuliy posted
as TO Whist IL going on a'ounb them.
Daily one year 81 90; invsf ably 10
adyanc
TIE WEEKLY REGISTER.
81 20 yer teur io advance with Map
of West Va. IN cent additional. In
cluts OF 10 81 25 per snnum.
WEST Va. PRINTING co,
JAMES Is. TANEY, Manager.
Dec. %, 1884.
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w 1T A Nd Ii U NOR.

Gen. Judson fitzpatrick used TO re :
late the following Of himself: Soon
after the announcement in the newspa-
pers that he had been appointed Minis.
ter 10 Chilli lie was met by an old LADY
who had kno.n him from childhood,
and to whose bucolic mini the ga liant
Generals large way Of stating things
had sometimes seemed like exaggcra-
ton. Wall, JUDI she said, Il hear you
have been called TO the ministry. Glad
to hear il. You'll make q real good
preacher; but (solemnly) Jud you must
stop your lying
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800
PIE A BOD Y
gn5mrallfe Ga.
wIIIcE LING, w VA.

NRlTES Moderate lines on Dwellings. Farm
w Property ani frst-clsss Mercantile and
Manufacturing risks
DIRECTORS Alonzo Loring. AIe.a,s.,
LanRhlin George q. Tingls, James r. Barnes
} A. iiler A Adams. AD Sesmon n
\ irwin John ". Brown. ALONZO LORING
Presiden e. 2 DOBBlNS, Assistant Secreta.
~. j. PAULL. Secretary. r. A ALEX
AMBER GeGorsl Agent
GEOR E W SHOCKEY. has been apeoiuted
agent for Hampshire County, West Va
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$500 r REWARD!

VI ~ rF ths sovs rst-s ~ sny II Liver pss
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OWE ASK ALL"

Interested in Eiies, Furs, Woo,
Roots, Feathers, Beeswsx Butter, Cheese
Eggs, Dried Fruit, Poultry, Hay and
Produce generally 10 tcnd for our Price
Currents. Prompt returns on all Con.
signments.
TRIAL shipments solicited.
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CLkVALANDc& HENDRICKS
The First Democratic President and
Vice President in Quarter Centur,
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ter 10 Chilli lie was met by an old lady
who had kno|n him from childhood,
and to whose bucolic mini the ga Ian,
Generals large way Of stating things
had sometimes seemed like exaggera-
ton. Wall, JUDI she said, Il hear you
have been called 10 the ministry. Glad
to hear It. You'll make a real good
preacher; but (solemnly) Jud you must
stop your lying
Husband and wife present the nj elves
before dive rec court:
What do you want, madamep'
Divorce from that .retch.'
And you sir?'
Divorce from that vixen
The decree is r.fused-there is no
incompalibility Of temper. You both
seem to be perfectly agreed. Call the
next case.
Yes. SIR said the etomologist. Il can
tame flies so that when l whistle thew
will come and slight on my hand
'Pshaw! said the bald. hsad ID man,
that's nothing. They come and alight
OH my head without nay whstling.'
The following incident is vouched for
by parties we'll acquainted with the
boy now young professor in one Of
our large cities. lie was the son of a
clergyman. and though only five years
old bright and sharp beyond his years.
1t vas ut dinner given by HE mother
for few intrinsic friends. Master w.
was allowed his usual place at the table
but becoming unruly, by way of pun
ishment was transferred to a side table,
whittier nurse had removed his plate.
knife and FORK by mammals orders. No
sooner was the little fellow seated in his
high chair again than. bowing his head
and clasping his hands on his soied bib,
he lisped, with apparent reverence and
great gravity, 'Ob, Lord, l thank Thee
sheo l. hou booo PtCBdfSu u taOlc lot me
IN tho pre.encs OF miro enemies H.
was With great difficulty that the
'grown-ups' kept their smiles from be.
coming audible.
Poor fellow. he died in poverty said
man of person lately deceased.
That isn't anything exclaimed seedy
bys,ander. Dying in poverty is no
hardship. It's living in poverty that
puts the screw on a fellow
A tramp called upon gen lleman in
Bath, Me-, and offered 10 saw wood for
his dinner. The gentleman accepted
the proposition. but was unable to find
the saw. He was so pleased, howe YER,
with the fellows willingness to work
that he gave him square meal. A
short time afterward he discovered that
the tramp bad stolen the saw.-New
York Trib une.
where's the bar, asked O dirty-loOk-
ing stranger of waiter at a hotel the
other day What kind Of q bar?'
asked the latter. Why, a liquor bar. Of
course; what DO you suppose mesn?'
Well drswled the boy, Il didn't know
bat you might mean a bar OF soap.
why, Allie, dear, is that the way 10
begin your dinner? asked mother Of
her little daughter, az che began with
The pie instead Of tue bread and butter
well I declare, mamma, I was going 10
TO eat my dinnst up side down, wasn't
II
Where did he say he wur kicked doc
tor? AT the base Of the pelvis, nv
dear woman Faith he said in Mur.
phys saloon. I'll fx him fur lyin' tot
me.
A little four yesr-old hoy on being
asked by his mother IL he woull no,
like to be an angel and have wings, re-
piled that he'd rather be q hawk and
live on ohicksp.-rN. o. Item
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Collins and Caskets

kept IN stock, ,nd a, lo~ prizes. II,
ho'stering sni Repairing Furoi,a,.
promptly attended Ia.
W will keep thoroughly posted q,
all new and tasteful designs nf Fu,,;
,ure that | may he a"Ic tn m, g, N. A.
'nnnds OF those ~ho may favor me Nth
their vai0ed Or,fers
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Poor fellow. he died in poverty said
a man Of a person lately deceased.
That isn't anything exclaimed seedy
bys,ander. Dying in poverty is no
hardship. It's living in poverty that
puts the screw on a fellow
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

A little linssed meal. given occas
ionally will help TO keep horses coat
bright and glossy.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

During the mild weather of winter
ia good time 10 prune small branches
off apple and pear trees.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

A little four yesr-old hoy on being
asked by his mother IL he woul' no,
like to be an angel and have wings, re-
piled that he'd rather be 3 hawk and
live on ohicksn,-rN. o. Item
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

Where's the bar asked a dirty look
ing stranger of waiter at a hotel the
other day What kind Of q bar?'
asked the latter. Why, a liquor bar. Of
course; what DO you suppose I mesn?'
Well drsvled the boy, Il didn't know
bat you might mean a bar OF soap.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

Where did he say he wur kicked doc
tor? AT the base Of the pelvis. my
dear woman. Faith he said in Muir.
phys saloon. I'll FIX him fur lynn tor
me.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

Husband and wife present the nus elves
before o dive rec court:
What do you want, madameP'
Divorce from that .retch.
And you sir2'
Divorce from that vixen
The decree is refused-there is no
incompatibility of temper. You both
seem to be perfectly agreed. Call the
next case.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

Sprinkle little lime lair slacke
over tie potatoes in your cellar. !, will
tend 10 prevent rot aud purify tho air oil
the cellar.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

Yes. SIR said the chronological. Il can
tame flies so that when l whistle they
will come and alight on my hand
'Pshaw! said the bald .hsad ID man,
that's nothing. They come and alight
OH my head without my whistling.'
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-02-20

Why, Allie, dear, is that the way TO
begin your dinner asked mother Of
her little daughter, as she began with
the pie instead Of tue bread and butter.
well | declare. mamma, was going to
to est my dinner up side down, wasn't
/?