The Washington critic., 1885-06-30

Rochester CN. W Correspondence Indanap
oils sentinel.
Judge" said young lawyer to very
successful senior, "tell me the secret of
your uniform success at the bar"
"Ah young man, that secret is life
study, but will give it to you on condi-
ton that you pay all my bills during this
session of court"
"Agreed, sir" said the junior.
evidence, indisputable evidence
At the end of the month the Judge re.
minded the young man of his promise.
81 recall no such promise"
"Ah, but you made it,"
"Your evidence, please"
And the judge, not having any wit
ncsses, lost case for once
The man who can produce indisputabIe
evidence wins public favor. | had an in
terview yesterday with the most success
full of American advertisers, whose adver-
tising is most successful because always
backed by evidence.
"What styles of advertising do you
use?" ] asked ii. ii. Warner, esq.
Display, reading matter and para
graphs of testimonials"
"Have you many testimonials2
In answer he showed me n large cab-
net chock full. awe have enough to ill
Boston, New York, Chicago, St. Louis
and Philadelphia morning papers"
"Do you publish many of them?"
mot 1.-THE. Wonderful as are those
we do publish, we have thousands like
them which we cannot use. why not?'
Let me tell YOU Warmers safe cure has
probably been the most successful medi-
cine for female disorders ever discovered.
We have testimonials from ladies of the
| highest rank, but it would be indelcate to
| publish them. Likewise many statesmen,
| lawyers, clergymen, doctors of worldwide
rn,,, I, lna lNt,t ,1,,
| refer to such persons in the most guarded
terms, rs we do in our reading articles"
care these reading articles successful?h
"When read they make such an impress
sion that when the evil days of i'll health
| draw nigh they are remembered and
| Warmers safe cure is used"
"No, sir, it is not necessary now, as at
| first to do such constant and extensive
| ADVERTISING A meritorious medicine sells
| itself after its merits are known. We
| present Just evidence enough to disarm
| skeptics and to impress the merits of the
| remedies upon new consumers. We feel
| il to be our duty to do this. Hence, best
to accomplish our mission of healing the
| sick, we have to use the reading-article
style. People won't read plain testimo-
| malls"
"Yes, sir, thousands admit that had
| they not learned of Warmers safe cure
through this clever style they would still
|
selves in fees to unsuccessful 'practtion-
ers.' 1t would do your soul good to read
| the letters of Thanksgiving we get from
mothers grateful for the perfect success
which attends Warmers safe cure when
| used for children, and the surprised graf
ification with which men and women of
older years and impaired vigor testify to
the youthful feelings restored to them by
the same means"
care these good effects permanent
"Of all the cases of kidney liver,
urinary and female diseases we have
cured, not two per cent. Of them report a
return Of their disorders. Who else can
show such q record"
"What is the secret of Warmers safe
cure permanently reaching so many seri-
Gus disorders"
~ will explain by an illustration: The
little town Of Plymouth, Pa, has been
plague-stricken for several months because
its water supply was carelcssly poisoned.
The kidneys and liver are the sources of
physical well-being If polluted by dis
ease, all the blood becomes poisoned and
every organ is affected, and Ills great dan
ger threatens cgey one 'cho negtects 10 treat
himself prompHy. | was nearly dead N.Y.
self Of extreme kidney disease, but what is
now Warmers safe cure cured me, and
know it is the only remedy in the icOrld that
CA, cure such disorders for | tried every
thing else in vain. Cured by it myself
bought it and, from a sense of duty, pre-
sented it to the world. Only by restoring
the kidneys and liver can disease leave
the blood and the system"
A celebrated sanitarian physician once
said to me. "The secret of the wonderful
success of Warmers safe cure is that it is
sovereign over all kidney, liver, and urin-
ary diseases, which primarily or second
ailments.,, Like all great discoveries it is
| remarkably smDlen
The house Of H. II. Warner 4 Co. stands
deservedly high in Rochester, and it is
certainly matter of congratulation that
merit has been recognized all over the
world, and that this success has been un-
qualifiedly deserved.
Pen POINT.