New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-10
TIE TALK or 1HE DAY.


II Cleveland ever reads The EUening Post he must be
lost in wonder as to whether he hopeless idiot
piaafored darling the top seat Of infant Sunday
school class.
General Bragg didn't get offended because the Admin
istration failed give his friends Office but he
offended when the President greeted him plain
" Mister" Bragg IL is reported that he went home
vOwng that the Presidents enemies should hear Of this
No. Araminta you mistake; It Is a carboy which con-
tains ytriO cowboy IL very different kind OF vessel
though. be sure IL Is frequently hled with something
very like vitrol After al 1t not to be wondered at
that you COMPOUNDED the two Boston Transcript
Baseball seems in danger OF becoming demorazed.
It might rescued from public conde mnaOn by
ldcious OF clubs the he OF baseball managers
or by batting tricky players of the diamond.
Than be a noted doctor
I'd rather be "A dancer;
I'd hate 20 have 'em saying
Ididn't know cancer.
louisville Courier-JournaL
Tho ofice-seekers In WASHINGTON are not stepping
each other much as they were few weeks ago.
Oct OF every 900 people born int this world OF sin
aud 999 either do not know good story when
hsy hear IT, forget after they nave heard IT, or do not
know repe II them4elves, haven't good jndg
about when to Introduce ltCape Ann Advertiser
friend gave Governor Marmaduke Of Missouri an
English game cock which has thus far whipped all the
native birds OF Missouri The Democrats OF the State
want to know this isn't good ground for declaration
OF with Great Britain.
little politics. aud them Is relished by the bes
OF men, and women, too.
ibid you get your commission to-day r. inquired tho
wife OF a good wording Democrat &c the tea table.
4" On, yes, no trouble about That
There { knew the President would remember that
speerh you made at the flag raising"
- The President Oh. fudge I'm no fool to chase up
per cent conmsh on that real estate. Politics be
blOwed. cnn make morn two dollars day outside"
= Hartford Post
census Of the Mugwumps called for It IS believed
that they would not rise aud Oe counted quite
numerously as would suppose from tner shouting
The Mugwimp IL AN Eastern bird,
a sort OF wicked TEA.
You clutch him aud you have him not
-[springfeld Union.
Tho war which IA raging I'm the Northwestern
Territories Of Canada is nothing in comparison with the
which ia raging between the Grit and Conservative
papers OF that country. And foreigner
hope TO understand the rights of the case.
And what IA this pray inquired the near-sighted
boarder peering into the covered dsh That sir Is
hash" replied the andady, with unnecessary emphasis.
on beg PARTON ma am said the ted boarder;
boston Transcript
Mary Anderson is coming home. and sad to say, with
out duke Galveston News. Oh. WE'LL she will have
plenty Of soyereigns. you know.
Near Cairo. ILL.,. resides who claims TO have
Any Que who has ever walked across Jersey farm in
wet weather Will believe im.-lPhladelphia Call
The Joke about the spring poet will be too ripe to
uso but the joke IA the lost collar button Is unfor
tunatey always with u.s.
RHYMES OF THE DAY.
The JOYS OF SUMNER
Soon tie maiden fair
With delight will
Her beautiful summer gown,
And the time draws nigh
When tho festive fly
VIII tickle the bald mans crown.
NRwKNGLAsD WEATHER
Strange climate this, the stranger notes.
Alternate smiles and buSters
One day We need our OvercOats
Aud on the next our busters.
BETWEEN GRASS.
The girls might as well DO in cl0sters,
Who're dreaming loves rosy-hued dream,
For the seasons too late for oysters,
Too carly just yet for ice-cream.
THAT AWFUL NOISE.
The times coming fast
Oh, would IL were past
When from bright dreams and sumbers serene
Wen be walked. ut the dawn
By the whrr, on the lawn,
OF the oankety, sleepmurdering moving machine.
THE MONTH OF LOVE.
Now DER the hill tops trippeth merry May.
And modest flowers spring meath her dancing feet,
Ere long TO crown ner brOws with garlinds gay,
And happy birds with songs her coming greet
The bull frog In the marsh doth gaily sing.
Once more, nocturnal carols to his mate,
Aud COrydOn and Phyllis, counting, swing
At dewy eve upon the garden gate.
-tBoston Courier.
The King OF the Cannbal Islands might receive Kelley,
II all other monarchs refuse him. 1t is apprehended,
however, that the VirgInap would prove tough morse,
even Tor cannibai.
DISAPPOINTED.
The ofice-seeker seeks his lair
In the depths Of the woods again,
And wrathfuly he doth declare,
Next time, he'll \Ote for Blaiue.
Democracy he deems q sham,
The Democrats all fools.