Smyrna times., 1885-06-10
Here and Elsewhere.

ana you VIII soon learn to WhlteWaSh.
The electric locomotive is the new
power emerging from the swaddling
clothes.
1t is the man who abjectly thinks
nothing that goes his way un-
The tobacco pOultice is reported as
unheard-of cures of IA cancer
GUS growth.
The Inman line of ocean steamers
has passed into the control of Philadel-
phia capitalists.
An army of fourteen men has inva-
ded Cuba. 1t will be known in his
tory as El-shOt-ee.
The appearance of the new Keely
itheric motor will keel over all other
motors for the moment.
In Russia the fathers name always
precedes that of the sons when spoken
of, thus-JOhn Peters Peter.
The blue sky of the Sierra Nevadas
is Redeemed by the butcheries commit
ted by blOOdthirsty Apaches
Between the rolling rink and the sal
walton army our stOrekeepers will wear
the seat oftheir breeches out.
Irving considers John Mccullough
the best actor on the American boards,
which is dubious compliment.
England says to the Soudan what
the man in Georgia said to the red pep
per: Just lay there and cool"
The mocking bird is the glory of the
South. The mOcEing Spring chicken
is in its glory at the North now.
The French chef is no longer at the
White House, an Irish cook being en-
gagged to turn out the "patties."
To make the best steel it takes
twenty days to turn an ingot of iron
into steel at temperature Of 1862.
A trio of young buffaloes have Just
opened their eyes to the light of this
wicked world at the Philadelphia Zoo.
1t looks as if the joy at the reelection
of Logan is the cold potatoes of the
funeral feast fried for the marriage sup
per.
The Pennsylvania Railroad grits its
teeth because the B. q O. Railroad is
going above and below grade into Phil
adelphia.
The want of military success in
Africa is due to the fact that where
christianity makes one convert Islam
makes ten.
The man who unreservedly places
his pocket book in his wifc's hands is
the one that enjoys a plate of ice cream
when he gets it.
The Brazilian Government will set
aside portion of the revenue to eman
clpate slaves with money value. We
chose a blood value.
John ROach's Dolphin is similar to its
namesake, which, in dying, changes to
all the cOlOrs Of the rainbow on the
back-except greenback.
Les Miserables," in the latter part
of the war, relieved the tedium of
many dreary day, with Lees miser-
ables in the valley of Virginia.
The new iron ship Title Z. Starbuck
sailed from Portland, Oregon, on the
9th inst, for Queenstown, Ireland.
with cargo of $500 tons ofwheat.
While the metallic fingers of thenew
South Carolina cotton picking machine
works to perfection it fails to discrimi-
nate between ripe and unripe cotton.
To properly place underground in
the large cities water, gas and steam
| pipes, together with electric wires. will
require one large, concrete tunnel at
an expense Of not less than $4,000 n
mile.
A Mexican peon must have his right
hand free to use the goad on oxen har-
messed to the American plOW and as
the handle on that side occasionally
digs him in the ribs, he cuts it off.
Here is a field open to improve the
plow or the peOn.
While the world lasts the letter and
not the spirit Of the law is the cause of
trouble. Ellen Terry's husband,
wishing to see his young and beautiful
wife at her best at an evening rcccp-
ton, asked her to appear in her best
form, which she did. in tights and
spangles. lie tarried no longer.
The Supreme Court of Indiana, in
vacating an injunction of the Lehigh
Coal Company, of Pennsylvania, to re-
strain corporation in the former State
from doing business under similar
name, indirectly ruled in favor of State
rights in maintaining that the latter
company could only carry on business
in the State by comfy.
Whether the 100000 Offices at the
disposal of the Administration will be
filled on the JefIersOnian or Jackson
ian principle, remains to be seen. 1t
has started similar to, "See here,
stranger; that's cool in you drinking
my julepW exclaimed the occupant of
n restaurant table. "Yes," said the
stranger, sit had ice in it,"
AT South Orange, N. j., an old
bureau at auction was started at 10
cents and knocked down at 35 cents.
On reaching home, the purchaser, in
Overturning it, discovered a false bot
tom, revealing treasure to the amount
of $l78.18 in silver, one Old-fashioned
gold watch, set of solid silver knives
and forks and number of articles of
jewclry.
The U. S. steamer Alliance over
hauled a suspicious looking craft in the
Caribbean Sea, which proved to be the
brig ambrose Light. Her American
register was cut in two and a letter of
marque from the United States of Col
Ombia inserted. In addition to her
crew there were sixty men on board
and the brig was armed with one col
Onial six FOUNDER.
Hardly can the influence of the crisp
paragraphs of the newspaper be esti-
mated as preachers. The half dozen
lines in the New York papers that a
policeman caught Gustav Fleischer's
foot just as he was about to make the
Odlum leap from the BROOKLYN Bridge.
because he had wife and eight chill
dren, and one not eight days old.
caused a deluge of provisions. furniture
ana $500 in bank notes to flush Fleis-
cher.