New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-02-26
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAP.
Among the military titles Of the Prince Of Wales 10
that Honorary Colonel Of the Ancient and Honorable
Artillery of Boston, Mass.
The marriage of Mr. Eugene Kelley jr., Of Gothams
great banker TO Miss sarta Mmo the daughter of Mr.
nr - nsR aupSe. Kelley Of tie
groom, will oIiciate as best man On da that Kelley
fThe Two Republics, City of Mexico.
contingent Of the Salvation Army in New-zealanA
send dings that they have managed to run IN the
hangman OF Auckland tits doubtful among those whose
lott may be to come under his official attentions there will
be many who will take special comfort from the thoughs
that they being worked on"-as Mr. Dennis II
Barnaby Rudge used to put it-by salvarionist
rather singular incident occurred in st. Francis bot
tom lately. In crossing Tyronza River on mule the
safely to shore and was Of by squire
The river dragged the negroes body founa ana on
fined him $50 and costs for carrying concealed weapons
and confscated mule and pistol to pay the same-St
Louis Republican.
Glasgow paper says: "what will Scotch brewers say
when they hear Rhode Island the beer is brewed
50 strong that it requires three to blow the head
of pot OF porter and they must be toleraby long
winded T.
One OF our exchanges from way back tells how the
country squire spent the time during one OF the
long sermons. Among other things the alto iad her
profundo's shoulder and quietly sleps
for "A
for the minister looked up he caught her mapping
ON first base.-tPortland lMe) Press.
English as she Is spoke" by foreigners Is always
amusing and also she Is wrote" Here Is japanese
specimen: Notice. Shoe manufacturer. Design At
any choice. The undersigned being engaged long and
with their capacity at shoe factory OF sekata
I'm Toxic 1t IS now established IN my liability at under
mentioned lot all Punishment will be attended In mod
crate teim with good quality An order Is acceptable In
receive post, b-ing called upon the measure, and It
will be forwarded in furnish u Inoya.'
An Irishman recently over. entered barber shop IN
barber through he asked the customary qnes'cn:
Have pay rum, sir hear an dop, oise mixin drinks"
i Hartford Times.
An enterprising paper In Wisconsin inadvertently
printed as an obituary the late General Sir Herbert
stewart very full biography Of Sir Donald Stewart
commander OF the British forces in India
There are some queer things this world Tho young
squares and squares the strength to carry
twenty pound basket OF groceries ten
American.
A large private dinner Of Engshmen and Americans
took place in London Washingtons birthnght. Dur.
ing dinner discussion about the next Ame
Cabinet. Brton asked the surname OF a greas
American statesman whose Christian name was Daniel
A mischievous American answered Lambert "Quits
right" reoined the Engshmen, 81 had forgotten his
| name for q minute"
The boy who smokes cigarettes. and blackens his
fingers aud his clothes with bad tobacco imme
datey becomes degraded that he does not care now
he looks or how bad he snes-lNew-Oreans Picayune.
"Isee remarked farmer Hoedown, Of Hackensack,
10 his wife the other day he was reading his morning
paper that Professor Foilem OF London says fencin
is healthy exercise for girls Now that's just what told
Mindy and Mary Jane when we was layin that thou
sand rod worm fence last fall"
There were some young men Of Dundee.
Who were nice as they ever could De;
They oysters could stew,
And cups of tea brew,
In o manner quite charming TO SEQ,
These clever young men of Dundee
Once boosted their talents you sec,
So to NIL the church Golfers,
IL with their oilers
To give q grand public high tea.
| Deckcd with aprons quite down to each knsss
With apparent great dexteritee,
| WHEN astonished the upper
Crust Of the town OF Dundee.
MORAL.
In this land of the brave and the free,
Where nourishes libertys tree.
There are things. which like others,
Can be done by our brothers,
As well as our mothers,
In cases necesstee
-[winona Cinn.) Republican.
In the works OF the writers who initiate Ouda the
yoyer is always dainty toy with An ivory handle aud
blue steel barrels set too necessary, with priceless
opals and star sapphres. Such weapons enough pain
fuly Intellectually haunt the imagination OF the amateur
assassin she hel can rarely AFFORD TO purchase
these military Injuries. Accordingly she or ne ouysa
miserable futile. dangerous toy cheap revolver abous
the size OF perfume bottle OF the New-fork pa
per. dec ares These wreched little makebelieyes carry
woiid he despised by the domestic cat. These little
weapons should really BIO prohibited by law. They arc
sure to get damned the cartridges stick the cylinder
they 20 by accident. Then they are not only danger
Gus but generally fatal London Saturday Review.
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