The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-07-19
EVENTS AND COMMENTS.

ANOTHER WAR cloud is visible in tn
far east, and the financial and CONNER
ciaI world is in somewhat of flutter i
consequence.
IT Is thought that the exposure b.
the Pail Mall Gazette of the rottennes
of the English upper crust is the initia
tory of a revolution in Britain.
THE NARROWING details of the sensation
raised by the moral spasm of the Pal
Mall Gazette, IN its exposing of Lon
don's cesspool of crime are sickening tt
peruse. Verify. it is "Sheol in Lon
DON"
ALREADY sIxrY-Two of the eighty-four
Republican collectors ofinternal revenue
who held office on March 4th have given
place to Democratic successors. The
procession keeps moving. though very
slowly.
A STATISTICAL St. Louis clergyman
finds that on a recent Sunday in that
city, 10000 people went to church, while
10000 went to Buffalo Bills show,
10000 to base ball games, 10000 to beer
gardens, and 5000 to hear Bob Inger-
soil.
TRAMP. TRAMP, tramp" is the song
OF We offensive partisan, as he meanders
forth from the scenes of his pilferings
and plunderipgs into the cold and I'M
charitable portion of the world, where
fee fiends and their kind must work or
starye.
The FOLLOWING would be good law
in Utah or in any other Territory: In
Arizona any person who uses profane,
indecent, vile or abusive language or
threats, within the hearing of women
or children, is liable by law to fine and
Imprisonment.
THIS Is the day when President
Cleveland does his quiet thinking. To-
morrow, rascals and fee fiends will
anxiously look fer the list of appoint
ments and removals, and inwardly NUT
ter the memorable words of Taraxicum
Twitters: My turn next!"
THE INDIGNATION meeting fever APP
pears to be som what epidemic. The
Inter Mountain advocates one, this way:
"The stockholders of the Northern
Pacific ought to hold an Indignation !
meeting and compel the company to
build the Garrison branch to Butte"
SECRETARY LAMAR should cause the
fullest investigation to be made into the
land-stealing under the Teller regime of
the Interior Department. Turn the
light upon the rascals.-Er. Should he
do so, L. Q. C. will be able to Teller
rough story at the conclusion of his
search.
A MAN, his wife and three children re-
Gently reached Ipswich, Dakota, having
walked all the way from New York, and |
AIKEN all their possessions on a hand
cart. The rascaIs should pluck up their :
courage. Walking is good and there is a
plenty of land to be had for the taking q
n the far West.
CHICAGO Times: At spiritual seance Y
woman desired to communicate with t
ler dead husband. us 1t really such G
dreadful place, John2"
mot at all; Heaven is delightful I
place" ]
Mr.. Medium" said the widow, turn I
ng to that parsonage, you have called V
Up the wrong person"
TEE-VIcE President advises the Presi- /
lent to take a trip along the sea coast, l
ldding lit has done me much good" Y
This reminds one of the fellow who took =
lis girl on an excursion to town. He \
topped up TO a bar and took drink Il
Is he turned away, smacking his lips. u
e said to his gal: That's good, Sal; 81
Thy don't you buy some2" ?
A coRREsPoNDENr inquiries of the Troy Al
N''S0 - ~ 10 al AGNOi VI Tie Whipping l. W
ost. 1t responds, Eyes, for all men u
Tho whip their wives" That senti- "
lent is gaining ground very rapidly, A
nd the timewill come when that home In
pathlc medicine viii be dealt in allo- ~ ~
athic doses to all wife-beaters. 1t is G.
ne most effective of all remedies for TT
lch brutes.
By THIS time, every iron and steel IN IN
ill in Pittsburg, Pa, and vicinity, co
it'll one exception, will be using natural la
as as fuel This will reduce the con- "a
lmption of coal there IS, 25O, 900 bushels m M
er annum, one-seventh of the yearly co
ltput of the region tributary to Pitts iei
lrg. 1t will also throw out of employ ~, ~,
ent thousands OF iremen, coal-heav- We