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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14
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proeeB gegen bic Nbeeorbneten Grddsr,
Sotialoemofrat, an6 DifibIst, Deuti6s
f%reiinniger. Derloren. gr it in beiben
Jdaen nit ieiner gegen bic genannten
beiben Mbgeorbneten ~anbdusig. genldds
ten Didtenflage abseruiefen fb6rbea.
Solte es nun, meint bas vBerliner
9ageblatt@ Bier5u, nidt efoli1 aenua
iein bes grauiamen Spieles?
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14
90m, s.. Guttcriibe & Co.,

Blumbers u. @ass6itters.
1856 on .SpuHonarase, San s~lntonio. Babe
pannen, Sturshiber, @aHertlofetst' @armor.
platten, @ummiidldude, 8Iei- unos Gifenrob.
rem; Biernpparate unb G~aSfixtures oler art,
Nue auftra9e werben prompt aussefabrt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14

r@ aif & Ir" eourante Sorten
@iao gu finben ~aQerosten,
Wer ba idnupft uno per oa raudt,
Wor5ugsUeiie oiefe braudt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14

nag 2aBt Cure Nnsiiee Bel pan=
coai Il & So.bn MAIDEN, wel6e Die
beifen WaaretL Die bette Mrbeit unb ben
beften 5dnitt liefern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14

I'm nit benz @orraib gu rdumen
berfaufen ite einheimiide unb impor>
tirte Weine gum &otenpreiie unb 5war:
California @eiB. un6 &otbmeine,
Qngelifa, @berrp. &iesling unb franz
a0iti9e Glarets BEL ber @anone.
6 ftenmeine:
@%uoesbeimer,
Sobannlsberger,
9o9beimer,
Mofel6tim9en,
2aubenbeimer.
/. Chateau Margaur,
Gbateau 2afitte,
Gbateau ga &oie,
Chateau Bouilac.
Ste gansbariten Marfen BON Gbam=
pagner.
Seine @bisfies BEL Der @alone.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14

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bic neueften MOoen in 9aten aller
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Sdtpper No. 2 @ommerce StraBe
nabe Der Bride.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14

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6ais1 eeeeu ~fSrperItd5e poer getitt8e 31ns
{frc1f1,lt9, Mu5itrBeu 1tad) Der 2tabtSett,
Weft4arfcif DeS 3tMperGtteitS, geeradfe
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14
FRANK STAIRS
Fish and OYSTER Depot.
41O West Commerce Street.
First Glass Restaurant Connected.

Receives daily and wi ship by express
or o .terwi Use Berwick Bay, Matagorda Bay,
New Orleans Lake, Mobile Plant, Blocks
Plant, XXX Select and Select Oysters in
barrels nd half barrels to order
Every variety OF Gulf Fish, Shrimp, Crabs,
hard and soft shell deep sea turtle, etc.
All orde s for country filed prom pity and
carefully. Orders delivered free in the city.
| am constantly receiving fresh goods
by express, for proof of which I refer to
Wells, Fargo g. Co.'s and Texas Express
company. Telephone No. 1863.
1S,9,d6m FRANK STARR.
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Lucchese Bros,
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Stieiel bon 81 Bis sl1, edube bon $3.50
bis 81 so Damenidube balb gu beioblen unb
abfdse SO Gents, Serrenldube bon rs Gents
bis ST.. anfertigun9 bon Damenf1uben cine
Speaialitdt. @eue Mooen etbalsen mir ieoen
Wonat bon Raris. 6,10S3M
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Heuermtann Bros.
Mlamo pIaaa.

@tapeI unb Gancp : Groceries, Weine.
Wbisties u. I. 70. u. /. 10.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-12-14

bat miro Dermutblid in biefer Beaies
bdns ales beim aiten bleiben.
Rad ben iOebeil bonn ifatifiTden gu
Ereau bernusgsgebeneff Derimten ii5er
oas grgebniB Der preuBf1en 2anotaass
iDablen felt ftd bag WabIrefultat noe
fentli@ aifoers, ais mad BEN bisheriaen
Na6ridten. Gand1 bettebt In BEN
saeugeudblten preuBifhen Mbaeorbue.
tenbdufe iebt folgenoes parfeiperbdIts
mig. 2onferbatipe unb GreisR onIeruas
tipe 1856 ultampntane 100, Natipnals
liberale a65, 6reifinnige 43, poIen Is
anb fogenanrte Wilbe (feinsr partei
4~ngeb0rise) IA.
Das ueue unfalIperfidrrungss@efeb
erfredt iid mad ben reueife1 genauen
1nsoben- auf 8 900, 900 perionert, bic
In PIT 900 berf1ie6enen Sas
brifen, Werfitdtten te. arbeiter. Menn
Das @efeB erit mad benz Blame Der 9es
gierung auf bic idnblihen Nrbeiter auss
gebebut fein tuirb, baru fommen bierBu
nod fernere 5 Milionen.
St6der foa nun angeblidEembli9 fei,
men Qanfpab ais 9ofpreoiger erbaIten.
neil fowobl Der &aifer, als aud bic
gauge faiferli9e 6amilie cine Sdem bas
gegen baben, on ienen 9ageii benz Got
tesbienife i'm Dome bei3upobnen, an
bener b.efer Demagoge unD 6eBer bort
prebiet. llebrigens lit bic gauge anti
femitifde Beipegung fart i'm 4bnebmsn
bsgrifen. 70 baB aud bic Stat onaI.
3eitungs et0der rdlb, orbere Gotten
auf5usieben unb ein3ufebeu, baB er bod
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-10-16

Edward Everett Hale thinks news
papcr men should eat i've meals day.
Sarah Bernhardt i said % have
earned Is. 0OA 90 francs since she first
trod the stage
"A solid family il that Of the Mcssrs.
Gilbert. in PottStown. Pa. where tho
four brothers united weight l. i,lvo
pounds
-..Extra Billy" Smith. ex-Goyernor
of'virgiuia. i ninety years old. lie
lives in happiness upon the broad acres
q his farm near Warrcntown. Va
Henry Ward Bcechcr Says that tho
first public address made BY him was
on temperance. ~ hrattlehoro. W.
while he was . student ~ Amherst Cox
lege-
-. :. McCalmont the new Com
missioner Of Customs at Philadelphia:
was born on the Same day - General
Grant. and they were 1t West Point to
gcther.
Claimants OF the authorship Of tho
SAKE Holm stories are now confronted
| by the positive assertion that they were
written bv Mrs. Helen Hunt Jackson.
who recently died. and who preferred
| 10 rest her reputation on more soau
| workS-N y Herald.
| ..Uncle Toms Cabin" still con-
| tinues one Of the worlds books. LIS
popularity is undiminished. as Is ev.-
| denccd bv the fact that a dollar edition
| Is soon t. be issued. This price Is far
below any at which the book has here
tofore retailcd. " y independents
Conductor Ambrose and Miss Nam
cy A. Malone were married on the
train on the Lewecklcy branch Of the
Pennsylvania Railroad Friday, the pas
senuers being the guests. The train
! was running ut rapid rate Of speed
during the ceremony. Piftsburgh Post.
Miss Sarah Landreau. who ws'
once the reigning belle Of Savannah
Ga. has for thirty-five years lived 1
hermit life in log cabin near ia, cite
Vile. Ca. because Of disappointment
in love. She WAS to have been married
and the night OF the wedding the groom
eloped with another woman.-S ST Lout
Post
| The story that DIR. Newman re
ccivcd $1,000 for participating IN tn
funeral services Of the son Of ex-6ov
ernor Stanford. Of California. has beef
denied. The Governor says he pai'
DIR. Newman nothing. and that he
under obi cations TO the clergyman 70
..manv kindly services and true an
tactful sympathies- ~ y Eerad.
| -.Hnsh Conway" now know
equally well by his name, +. }. Fargus
was Bristol aucticneer. and probabl
few OF his clients were aware that IN
gcntlemanly. mattcr-of-fact man
business. who conducted their sales 9
valued their furniture for them. was III
author of the graceful little poems an
clever sketches signed with that mol
de plume which were to be read
. magazines and newspapers - Harffor
Post.
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what lie Care for ~. and the Kind 81
AGRA m'thers'' lie Don't Think Mach Of
johnny looked over fence and saw
. boy BY pond. The boy was getting
something out Of the pond. and Johnny
wondered what 1t was.
II wasn't a chicken, or duck. or q
goose, or dog or cat Johnny said
to the boy:
.What's thatP' And the boy said
Don't you know q bull frog when
you see him? Amt he rouscr. though'
He's as big .. q dog"
Eyes" said johnny, IF the dogs
very little dog. 4 wish you'd LET me
have him.
what will you give for him?" said
the boy. v,
johnny took everything out Of biz
pockctS. There was top and nv
marbles and some shiny stones and
slate pencil and broken bubble pip'
and n pockct-book and slccve-buttoi
| and piece Of gingerbread and = sun
| ay-school paper. The pockct-bool
had thirty-two cents In y the 20
1 said: ".
"Tll take that money 4 you'll Civ
me the pocket-book, too"
So johnny gave II 70 him, and p
| threw the frog over the fence. Il CAV
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4 R~puhlican cry that should ne Az
piled TO the North - Well - the SOUTH
In answer to Senator Sherman's ac-
cusation that the Republican vote IN
the South has been Suppressed. il has
been shown that ia sixteen Southern
States Hayes had 1.llo.SoS votes.
Garfield. l.066.s0. and Blaine 1852
OIL. showing large increase OF Re-
publican votes TO this the Chicago
Tribune objects that In nins States Of
the sixteen-moro than half-there
. has been no wcll-organized attempt
10 suppress the colored VOTE" and
therefore. in those States the Repub-
lican. vote has increased. But Ala
bama which gave Grant 9o.272. gave
Blaine 50. 44f: Louisiana. which gave
II .663 for Grant gave Blaine 46.Sf4;
Mississippi. which gave 81 for
Grant. gave Blaine $500; and south
| Carolina. which gave ~. POO for Grant.
cave Blaine 2l, 73S. Here are nearly
! $50. 900 votes gone in four States alone
| In Florida. also At least forty per
cent Of the Republican vote was not
polled in 1884. The votes suppressed
IL thcse five States would have elected
MIR. Blaine President
| II the falling of Of the Republican
vote in those States shows that II was
..suppreSsei'' the fall NJ oil OF the Dcni-
ocratic vote in the same States shows
that the Democratic vote was sup
pressed also. In Louisiana even the
Republicans allowed Tilden in 1876 TO-
SIS votes while Cleveland received only
81. $40 In South Carolina Tilden had
90. $50. Cleveland but d9. $40. In
Mississippi Tild-n received 112.l13 IN
1876 while Cleveland had but sC.3lo
In Alabama Tilden received lO2. upD
Cleveland only g2.973. making a tota
loss OF 1887 Democratic votes which
the Republicans ''su. pressed
II the Republican vote was sup
pressed in the South il must. accord
ing to the Republican mode Of reason
ing. have been suppressed in IN
North also. In the four States OF ILL
nois. Massachusetts. Michigan an'
New York Tllden received l.o26. AZ
votes: Cleveland !. ls7. 5li. beinga gail
OF ISL. 293 votes Hayes received l.v99.
Os6: Blaine. I. 3:,s. s04. beng a gain 0
only 1879, 76s. The Republican gair
was less than the Democratic gain
showing a s'reign of terrorism i
Massachusetts,. illinois. Michigan an
New York. Free Press
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a iump. and almost went owe; Johnny's
head. johnny was afraid Il would gct
away. 80 hc sat down by Il and took
hold 81 IL hind leg. Then he called
sGra'm Their! Gra'm'ther"
grandmother was sitting on the front
porch. She came around 10 SCI what
johnny wanted. He said;
ezra m ther. sec my frog Amt he
beauty"
"Ugh. Yes. dear. I suppose 90"
''lic keeps opening his mouth, said
johnny. whats that for?"
Perhaps he's hungry" said grand
mother.
"What do frogs catP" said Johnny.
.Oh. ilies and bugs. ! believe" said
grandmother.
well. gra'm'thcr.' said Johnny
.won't you please to catch some
flie. for him?" :.
..Oh. / don't think ! could. dear"
grandmother said. And she went back
70 her knitting. Then Johnny called
again;
era m thcr' Ora m ther''
well. gra' IN Their. II you'll SIC herr
and hold him. LII catch the flies. just
take him By the leg "
..Oh. my dear. l couldn't do Il. In
deed" said grandmother And she
went back 10 her knitting again.
4 so johnny had 10 80 himself and looh
for flies Mr.. Frog began hopping
about the yard. Soon he jumped right
up on tie porch where the ladies were
sitting.
They screamed and jumped almost a
high rs the frog Bill. the stable boy.
caught the frog and gave him a fling
over the fence into the pond.
Johnny got there just in time TO sec
him 90 splash into the water. lie came
and sat on a step. looking very mourn
full
Il don't think very much OF gra',
m'thcrs that can't catch lies or ho'e
frogs" he said.
Grandmother smiled and gave John
nv kiss and quarter. Then sh,
went on knitting The red mittcns will
blue tops for Johnny when he makes
snow-balls next winter. Exchange
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The Rcmorse which II Sure to Follow
Di<respectful behavior Toward Tar
~nts.
A story is told as authentic Of a young
man in the Highlands Of Scotland who
became a drunkard. gambler. and in
the expressive Scotch phrase. "a ne'er.
do-wcll" His father owned small
farm which had been in the family for
two hundred Years But 10 save jock
from the consequences OF his mlsdolng.
he was obliged 10 mortgages y, lar b.
yond the possibility 81 redemption. The
old man sank under the disgrace aud
misery. and died. leaving h : wife. two
or three children and worthless Jock
But the shock Of his death y fought the
boy 10 his seSses. He foresworc cards
and whisky. came home and turned in
To hard work. lie toilcd steadily for
years. At last his mot Ter was struck
with death. Y
Jock. now a middic-aged, grizzlcd
farmer, stern and grave. was sent Tor
In haste lie stood in silence BY her
death-bed a moment and then broke
forth:
'.NIithcr' mither. gin ye see fcyther
there. tell him the farm : our own agen
An it's n rccht wi me-
| The story reminds us Of Dr. johnson.
4 who came when he was an old man Of
\ seventy to stand in the market-place OF
4 ut,oxeter. his gray head bare IA the
| pelting rain, in bitter remembrance q
some act or disobcdience 10 his father
on that spot when lie was boy.
But Of what avail are these tears OF
acts Of atoncmcnt when the old father
or mother whom we have hurt and
sighted 30 cruelty j. dead? DO they
seer DO they forgise? Who can say
1T is only said a mother lately
..sincc nv own children speak TO me
with rudeness and contempt that ] un
derStand how great the debt was which
owed To my own mother and hcv
poorly paid IL"
Many a gay girl who reads thes'
words. who treats her mother a.
member Of the family who does th'
work Of servant without servant
wages. or lad who filings about IT.
money which his old father j. fas
spending lis feeble life 70 earn. vii
wakcn some day 10 utter their remors
in an exceeding bitter cry. 70 which
alas. there can come no answer
| lOufls' Companion
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pose than 20 augment and rerpciuaeo
their political power. subjected the South
% tho dangerous consequences OF ne
gro rule. and tho question whether or
not the fairest section Of tho country
should b. bhghted BY tho rule cf ras-
cality combined with Ignorance re-
manned undecided. the question Of me-
gro suffrage In tho South was one ~
great Importance. But since it has
been decided in way that has secured
the South from such terrible evil. and
peace and prosperity prevail Ia that
section. the people arc taking no inrs
surcd that tho political condition pre-
vailing in the South 10 the one that Is
doing Il the most material good and SCI
curing for is people the creates; meas
ure Of social and political tranquility.
- Erchd10c.
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-. 01d story Rehnshsd ~ Republicans
CampaIgn ORATORS.
The alleged suppression Of the South
ern colored vote has long been favor
ite subject Of complaint with those who
formulate the campaign issues q The
Republican party. Elections IN that
sect:ou have been habitually repre-
sented. wear after year. = having been
| carried BY the Democrats BY gross vio-
| lsticns Of the right Of suffrage. attended
4 with personal violence and bloody out
RACES OF which colored Republicans
were the victims.
Although this had got to be an old
story. which even a far back as 1876
had lost lis freshness. Il was pcrsistcntly
brou0ht into use at each recurring
election. and this year Il Il doing serv-
icc again, especially IN Ohio. appearing
among the assortment OF sectional -.
sues with which the Republican lead.
ers are trying to excite the voters Of
That unfortunate October State. The
Hourbons who arc managing the cam
pai9u out there are cndcavoring Il
make what they call Southern outrage'
: leading feature Of the contest
! They are engaged in this preposterou
4 business &C time when the genera
1 Improvement observable IN the South |
: due more TO the way in which the cleo
tons in that region have resulted il
4 recent years than to any other inIlu
2 ence. The material prosperity Of tn
q South commenced TO revive when II
}. substantial and intelligent citizens per
petrafed the outrage Of supplanting III
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Mr.. William f. Curtis. Secretary Of
the South American Commission ~
Washington. brought to this city some
time ago = curious collection Of petri-
fed human eyes. which he obtained in
Peru. He took the eyes TO Tiffany X
Co. 8 and left them there to be polished
and mounted in gold In the form OF
necklace. Three If tine most competent
workmcn Of the establishment were rs
s;gncd 10 the remarkable order. Tho
complete eye ball. which Il soft rs m
onion. and resembles iridescent glass.
was cut into four or five layers. which
were subjected 10 q powerful friction
70 obtain the desired finish.
On the first few eyes all went well.
and the samples Of the work were de-
c.ared quite satisfactory. Some days
later, however. one Of the men com
planned OF bitter metallic taste IN ms
mouth, accompanied BY burning
fever. His illness was 80 severe that
| he was confined 10 his house Tor .
week. Both the other men were also
attacked with the same symptoms, a.
though the disease was much less Sc
we're. The work was immediately
stopped and Mr.. Curtis was commnnl-
Gated with. There are about two
hundred eyes in the collection. and
much waste Is said to cnsuc from The
slicing process. A reporter was 4. IN
formed by one u the employees Of III
fanv 4 co. that the disease was though
- b. caused BY the acids and poison
uscd IN embalming the bodies Of th'
meas, from whom the curious coliec
ton il supposed to have come. ~ \
Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-10-16
FOR OUR YOUNG READERS,


There's knowing little provcrb
from thu sunny land ~ spain.
Hut In Ncsthlnnd. 40 a. Southinn1
In its meaning clear and plain.
ock u up within your heart
Neither lose nor lend 1t
Two II taxes 10 make uuAffcis
tine can always end H.
Try Il well FIN every way.
Still you'll mud 4 true.
In hight without Toe.
Pray. what could you dor
AZ the wrath a ours nlona
soon you will cxpcnd u.
Two II takes "a make squArrcl;
One can always end H.
let's suppose that both are wroths
And the STRIFE begun.
II one voice shall cry for peace"
soon II will he done.
II but one shall spanthc brcachs
He viii quickly mend a.
Two Il takes u make quarrel;
tine can always end e
Mary n. gunduns. IN Hdf1xfs l"'t"g ffoFf
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--~-M
The Way ouss'de bsrn.r'sns come
Appropriate the Pebble De"s'n-o"e n
rhem conv'efsd q frase
cs..r,, rsna once l. informed Of the
49,, -, ....;.,,o, an R,oomde,d
-, 80 S -, -. m.t III "a
70 Denver Col. on ne u. =. ~
conspirine 70 defrand snc uo'tea ssasss
IN procuring fraudulent prescription en-
tries under fictitious names. Mr. bloom
asId . an Eeaiishmau, very wealthy
and was manager Of the Arkansas val.
lev Land and Cattle COMPANY. composed
almost entirely o. cnshsnmrn. 49,
'mpany, Il 70 represented, owns o.sr
so, ZOO acres Of land. contro'!inG sns
Illegal means. The conviction Of bloom'
neld y REGARDED q the Inferior Dspsr A.,
mcnt a. highly Important, 70 that y wII
N. likely TO deter others from continu
Ing In the same illegal business. wnei
the Jury returned IL verdict bloomne'o
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When photographers. ~ the eNer
else Of his business. uses black cloth.
does he do so in order TO make ms
camera obscura?-Ptsck-
A correspondent wants 70 know Il
bees ever lose their temper We cant
say. but we are positive Their stings
don't. - burlington Free Press.
How do poets live?' asks an
anxious inquirer in an esteemed con-
temporary. Best If we know. some
OF EN- work the frce-lunch routes and
Others saw wool - Ph;iadelphia Press.
"A subscriber asks: How old must
q person with a general talent b. be-
fore YOU deem him old enough 70 begin
| studying The art Of music with sue
| cess5'' The older the better. We have
I heard people sing who ought TO have
1 postponed their musica. studies until
three or four years after their death. ~
| Exchange.
| "A student in Instrumentation wishes
To know on what instruments he should
score : success. We should not advise
him to begin with such an ambitious
work. Let his first work be score 81
simpler character. A baseball score.
for example, would be striking af'
fair. IL he arranged il in modern
s.pitch," and gave the conductor
chance TO use his baton. - -uHssca
Herald
II DE Kaggs- There Is . most pecu
| liar odor, Judge. that issues from ;
crevice in the bank near my house.
4 think it ID natural gas" Judge
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know about that. think il may
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Il river and drive all the dogs In the pr
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q and be held his paper straight in fro
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NJ sam Jones sermons before he fou'
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