Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-08
BRIGHT BITS.

DocTOR-For dinner take forty minutes.
Tlmld patient-Would II he dangerous to add
apiece Of meat and some egetables?-Jeaoish
Messenger.
NEVADA hunter spent three months look
ing for a grizzly bear. and the mans relatives
nave spent three months looking for him.
Ihey THINK he must have found the BEAR
Detroit Free Press
WILLIE kissed Susie beneath the rose;
The rose was in bud and the corn in the ear,
Aud the tint of rouge on the tip Of his nose
Remained with Willie as Sue veneer.
-HdmiitOB Spectator.
"I'D PITY you if was your mother" said a
lady on the street to q young boy whom she
observed committing some mischief. $50 you
ought to, and so should everybody pity me if
had such terrible looking mother as you"
-Ndt5onGt Transcript
MISS CLEVELAND says in her book: you
come from one OF George ElliOtS poems, ap-
precatve of benefit, but so battered. beaten
and disj0lnted as To need repose before you
can be conscious OF reireshment." why, that's
just the way you come from a skating rink
Chicago Rambler.
A TELEGRAM dated from Chicago SAID to
DetrOlter yesterday;
what would you do If you were here and
out of mOney2'
The reply went back
I'd wait awhile and shovel ow."-Detroit
Free Press.
VI ohFEN ubHG MIN VINO 2Fauudbeu from
an Eastern college 2 few years ago, four are
teaching school, pne is editing a newspaper,
one mas been elected to Congress, and one is
rVe-pitcher for a professional base ball
club. II college can make one great man
out OF seven of It's students, let the colleges 20
-COurieT-JOurAdL
CAPTAIN-"Private Pieklehaube what is the
duty of the private soldier in visiting places
Of public resort He must not 20 to the
I'm the first place they are not fit places for
respectable people to visit; secondly. the off
GERS disguised as civilians are sure to be
there. "-7eras Strings.
BLIFKINs felt faoetous the other morning,
so when he met his peIghbOr Smith on the
street talking with the new minister, he
gave this salutation: "Say. smith, when did
yeu get outY' ''Get out from wbere?" grunt-
ed Smith. 1.-THE house of correction of
course; ha! ha! hap chirruped Blifkins
well, they let me ont as soon as | had fin
lshed Whltewashing your cell" growled
Smith. and Blifkins went round the corner
Boston Globe.
IT IS piece of unjushhable ex
make its dollars of silver, which allows of but
% per cent profit, when 20, and possibly 100
per cent. might be secured were the dollar
made OF some less expensive material-say
leather, for example. Political parties pre-
pairing platforms for the next Presidential
contest should accept this hint with becoming
thank!ulness and act upon it without loss of
tAAucs--AObtoN lF0HScriIk.
He was a summer rover,
And TO France did he go over,
And he dwelt there
TIL he felt there
That Frenchman born was he.
And he now calls Paris, Paree,
And his sister Mary, Marie,
Mere, his mother,
Frere, his brother,
And his lady-lOve, chere.
Boston Gdsstte,
Personal NoTE-JOhn sherman was a
guest at the kennRrd house fortnight ago.
John sherman TO waiter: Take that steak
back and cook u a little more; it's too rare.
See, it's bloody"
alter: II thought you liked bloody"
sherman: Don't YOU say bloody shirt to
me. won't be twitted of it by you. sir"
waiter: "Souse me, sir. / was going to say
thought you liked bloody steak"
sherman: ION, that's Il, eh2 All right,
then. CLe0elaRd Pldiadodkor.