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SLOWS Your FamiIy2,'
lIhe San Franciscan ]

1t il now the time of year when the SYM
path tic politician takes the voter affection
ateiy by the hand and says, "How's your
familyT' Particularly effervescent candi-
dates get SO in the habit of this thing that
by the time the campaign is over they have
to wear muzzle TO keep them from saying
Elbows your familyl' to the lamp posts and
bric-a-brnc and shop windows. In fact,
although it is early in the season, know
one very bad case already He was passing
on the street when he encountered his son, a
young lad. Grasping the boys hand in a
mech Inically cheerful manner, he asked:
"How's your famiyF'
"Ail well except the old man." answered
tho dutiFu, "and he'll be better in Novem-
her"
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TERMS INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE.

Onc ear. ......................... ,,.....H 90
six MONTHS 90
Three Months. .....................1 1 90
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The way or the World.
fRambler.y

From hand to mouth. lie gaily said,
And pressed her finger tips,
Which salutation quickly led
To one upon her perfect lips,
As fair as roses in the SOUTH,
"From hand to mouth"
So she was won, and 90 was he,
Twas something like year ago,
And now they both are one, you see,
Although which one hardly know.
They're living somewhere in the south
From hand to mouth.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

A chemist Of Munich has invented process
whereby white powder, which has all ths
properties OF qninins. may be produced from
coal IL always happens this way. just
about the time a product OF nature becomes
% essential that apprehension u excited lsst
the natural supply may fail. or its prics be-
comes so high that tho poorer man can not
buy IT. somebody cnmes 70 ti,e rescue with
sufficient recourse.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30
House Cleaning fn Heaven.
ISnr,as,rilla Inn.rxal1

DO they have house-cleaning days In
heav ven, mar a little Somerville girl in
quired the other day. "Why, certainly not,
dear; what put that into your headT BE
cause the angels sweep, don't theyp "What
gave you such notion as thatr "Pa did.
He said you were spectacle in a Mother
Hubbard that would make the angels
sweep"
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NEWSPAPER DECISIONS,

/. Any one who takes paper regularly from the
Postofce-whether directed TO his name or anothers
or whether he has subscribed or motifs responsible
for the payment. 80
.. IL person orders his paper discontinued. he
must pay all arrearages, or the publisher will con-
tfnue to send II until payment is made and collect the
office or not. = - = -
.. Thscogrts have decided that refusing TO take
henewspapers or periodicals from the postofnce or
removing and leaving them uncalled for, is prima
faets evidence OF intentional fraud,
Papers ordered to any address can be changed to
another address at the opten of the subscriber
Remttances BY draft. check, money Order or regis
tered letter. may to sent at risk. All Posmasters
are required TO register letters on application.
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Texas Siftings.l

Caucasian Tramp: 1My colored friend,
please lend me quarter. I fought. hled,
and suffered four years in the Union army
to make You free man
Colored Gentleman, You did your duty,
sab, bnt bout ioaning you dat quarter, don't
keer. sab to revive de bitter memories oh de
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30
Recipe for an Eye-Opener.
-

Eliza" said the fine old Irish gentleman
to his dutiful spouse, as he awakened with
an impression that while at Coney Island
the night before he had inadvertently ex-
changed heads with the elephant. ELIZA,
get me a tumbler, and put into 1t about q
quarter OF pint Of whisky and few drops
of bitters and spoonful Of water-a tea
spoonful, mind-and I'll see If can take It
And, Eliza, If Ican't, make mefn
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

Bismarck has not yet gained the highest
honor the kaiser can bestow. There d
another German order Of merit, founded in
1856. Of which the badge is star bearing
the portrait Of Frederick the Great, Those
only who are privileged to wear IL are Kaissr
Wilhelm, 1Unser Fritz" Prince Frederick
Charles, and aMoltke, the Silent.n
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30
She Got the Ear.
New York (,raphicl

ALend me your ear G minute" remarked
Nrs- Brown to her husband the other even
ing. t,3 ~ e s:'z' gF'
aWil you give 1t back to meF heinquired,
with mock anxiety.
3Of course will, you IDIOT Do you sup
pose want to start tanneryr
She got the ear.
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She Cleaned II.

histress-M Mercy. Bridgetl what's the mat
tor with the wateri This did not some out
Of the filter, did iti
Bridget-lndade IL did, mum.
That's strange; am afraid you have mot
cleaned it lately
4 did that this very morning, mum, and
mcha lot OF stuff as found In Il, sure. Why,
mum. there was most . peck o. dirt, mum.s
Dear mel What kind Of dirtf'
Gravel and charcoal, num-
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

The Women's National Equal Rights
party, at Its convention recently held in
San Francisco, nominated Mrs. Belva A.
lockwood for president of the United States
Mrs Lockwood was the first lady practit-
ioler admitted TO the bar of the United
s ates supreme court. She has been long a
resilient and one of the noted characters of
Washington. She is q bright thinker and
an eloquent speaker.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

In China parricide and matricidss are sxe-
cuted by the 4slining" process. After crim-
inal has gone through this operation he
resembles dog that has nosed his way
through an active and aggressive sausage
mar.hina 34
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30
One as Important M the Other.Nn
IRurlinrfnn E.aa px.D..

"Hallo" said a policeman, what are you
sitting out here In the cold fora Why don't
you go in the housei Have you lost the
keyp "No," responded the disconsolate
cisiz n, "I-hic-haven't lost the key. I've
-aic-lost the keyhole.n
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Commander or the ssIron Brigade,'

Of Fond du lar Wisconsin, was born in New
YORK state in 1927. Soon after his admit
tancc to the bar he settled at Fond du lac,
Wisconsin, where he has since resided He
entered the army Of of the Union in 1851 us
a captain, commanded the "Iron brigade" !"
and retired in 1854 brigadier general In
1867 he was elected state senator and has
represented Wisconsin several times in con-
gress His speech at the late Democratic
National convention wherein he said, "We
love Cleveland for the enemies he has made''
has had such far reaching effects in the pres.
ent canvass that his portrait viii be OF con-
siderable interest
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30
A Good Moral.

With wheat 10 plentiful that western
farmers are using 1t for fuel. and freight
rates lower than ever. the buyers Of bakers
hrea.i are paying just as much for 1t as they
did during TIM war. Moral: Make your own
bread
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30
The sorrel Plant in Florida.

The sorrel plant was recently brought from
the Bahamas to Florida, where IL Is now
ripening its fruiv, and promises to becomes
valuable plant to small farmers II Is pre-
pared in preserves, jam, and jelly, and Ia
superior for this purpose 10 the cranberry
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

Prof. Swing: Optimism 10 the perpetual
youth Of the world. IL n the sun shining
after the storm; sinils shining through tbs
rain Of weeping: II " music heard In the
night
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

Boston Courier: Don't fret IL you cannot
get into sncisty. The oyster Is often present
at supp when he would perhaps prefer 70
te at hume in his bed.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

Courier Journal: When Boston wifs
puts postscript to her notes her husband
catches on N.R-Notabsna In the house.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

Norrktown Herald: When the liver rv-
fuses to act. tho drama Of life can't 20 ON
very successfully
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

Il has been observed that cooperative
storss ara srs.nging mp in various parts of
- country.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

This distinguished novelist was b,rn III
New York City in 1913 When he was 10
his family went abroad spending five years
in England, France and Switzerland. when
they returned and settled at Newport, R L
While here Mr. James spent two years at
the Harvard Law School. In 1869 Mr..
James wont abroad, and has lived there
sincs with the exception Of occasional visits
to this country.
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-01-30

Ths average giass Of whisky. for which 10
cr ID csnts Is paid, costs onsSixth Of cent
at ths distillsry.
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RATES OF ADVERTISING

Regular advertising payable quarterly. as due
?ransient advertising payable in advance.
Spccial Notices are 80 per cent wore than reg.
liar advertisements
Local advertising Is cents 15r the first insertion
~ cents per line for each succeeding insertion;
ines counted In SonpAriel measure.
sob Work payable on delivery.
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When not paid In advance the rate will be Five
Dollars per year.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
t.fl t b
Wonder.

"What I maintain is this" said Mr..
Whiffies oracularly, "at the age of go.
or thereabouts, the power TO wonder
ceases. Take my own case for in
stance, I am 66, gentlemen, and have
led very active life. ' l have travelled
widely and read deeply; Ihave gazed
upon the marvels Of nature, art,
science and mechanics. Ihaye watched
progress in every shape, with. emotion
and awe; but I have ceased to wonder.
The cessation was not, o matter, of
choice. I have no longer the power
Remarkable histories, adventures and
theories excite certain peculiar feel
ing in me, but it is not wonder. Even
the doings, the most eccentric doings
OF crazy fanatics, either moral, polite
cal or religious, cannot move me to-
wonder lam, beyond it. and l don't
know whether to be sorry or not You
may depend upon it that to man of
60 wonder is 3 thing~of the past"
Here a neighbor looked into the Of
lice room and said: 'Nir. Whites,
your wife asked me to- step down and
say that she particularly wanted you
to come home at once" = b43U'rA.4I
Mr.. WHITES drank his glass Of ''cold
without" lurriedly, and as he got his
| head into his hat exclaimed: 4'9Now 1
wonder what the deuce She wants me
for. t'il'' atHF'if ttp"'
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
MACKAY AND FAIR.

When John w. Mackay and James
G. Fair were partners in tho teaming
business in Nevada, years before they
became notorious on two or three con-
tinents as the million-spending bonan-
"a kings, they had frequent and sharp
quarrds osef sthsif partnership ar
rangements. These quarrels have nev-
er ceased. The diplomacy which gen.
orally attends the management OF .
hundred millions Of dollars never af-
fected the relations Of Mackay and
Fair-. They quarreled openly and con-
stant!y, until one day they agreed to
place. their quarrel on silent basis,
and make il perpetual but simmovable,
and An4asthen, thoagh Members Of the
same firm, neither has ever spoken to
the other. Senator Fair has the repu-
tation of being d shrewd business man.
. and heI doubtless deserves lthe reputa-
tion, of which he is nightly proud.
Up in Nevada, from which statep ~ is
syahxtof, tie irfeyeeea in sSEge btushers
scail HIM sSmSoth JAniessaAros n is
..Smooth Jim. But in his partner,
lMnclsay, he metoa man who, if not
quite so smooth, has always been able.
ssthen, sccasi0G. .denandSd,, to- sp1aihtain
aa eqSsF hdvAntage in'stheif -business
relations. In the early davs OF the
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19

There is q, story told about Gen,
Toomps illustrating his wit. One day
u press telegranls announced tins. death
of Randolph Tucker, Of Virginia, and
the next days . correetion was sent. out
BIZ the Virginia statesman. Col John
Stephens, during the day, iell into the
company OF Gen. Toombs, and in the
course OF conversation NV rem narked:
s..Well, general, sec that Ran Tucker
denies tn;.t he is dead" sssYes, said
tile general quickly, 4 saw that, but
hos such i liar don't know whether
to balieve il orastin,
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19


In Poverty tii-iemperand sicyenhnesss
each IN 1heirT own Peepliar pr9Sinee'
have done. and are continuing 70 do'
much IN the way OF making unpleasant
uncomiortaoie anu unhappy homes'
| The hrN y, generaiiy speakng. una
yoidaoie. the second oiten the outeonis
OF lli-4neaitn DISAPPOINTMENT OF mlsior-
tune, Dot tne Istter Is WITHOUT reason
or excuse. 400. fu 4 a.,I
More husbands are driven from their
own hresides. more sons gwen cause 70
sees ,quesilonanle associates ana un7
worthy associations. ana more dangn,
ters capuvated pys the iaseinauohs Oh
the street, from peing reared IN unliaN
homes, where siovenilness rules tne
hour and method order and neatness
rarely ever enter tnan rom any oener
cause known. onniu. FfaA nl .e.,t
ii". Inc puoiie places OF amusement tho
saloons anu tne oagnios' All under-
STAND and act promptiy upon tne sug-
gestlons OF tncir unaerstanaihgs rs 10
what attractions hoid captiVe the eye
ana tne ear ana tnrough tnem tne
hearts OF sne youngIand' as ior th1,'
LOT the olu anu iniuule-ageu as we'll
Ihese are maze orignu ana eneery,
and as near as may oe, w1tnout any
onlectionaoie leatares 10 unpieasantiy
anect tne outwaru OF inwaru SENSES.
Is II any marVei, 1nen' mat so many
are leo astray oy sucn pleasant anu at
tracti'e surrouhalnSsF When neat
ness oruer, system ana pleasant pc
iohgings are introuuceo tr'o 'ne ianl-
y circle win Us huch enecs anu per
sistence as 1ney are IN Puoiic Piaces'
our MONIES VIII hoid tneir own more s
cioseiy thah they now no. anu WIFI
ias.lns oehens h 70 esery one n;.,o imso muSso
proVlnce .nese eienen.s =. oi Prosre'S's'
renneinent inl may lnd tneir way M
40 emphasize more Iutly 'hc soienn
iact, we sayyana inorc IN sorrow
.nan ~ aIse. m'H.l1 70 one y Tf. ' IoD' uio1
rePulsNG ,ea.ures S.uas " Whann hUne ,hn ,e - s,O
en.,nesS nnrai unt;dns.. ~ eiSs T ain,nst @ s,ra
senetai uu'iuino's a's
ruie tne noul' anu .ion - VII. VII; rna
goes iiuPlne o"' y .he uoo1 T, "niio ,oso
mes OUT " sne MnuoW no nuu'.
lwi.e VI houseu '':.n VIZ SoIs aDoUs -
untiuy arlay' WIN uune III. " so,.
Gu rneh.s, aiLnoS' insai.aoty Dllnss
aesoiaIion 70 Ino nral'nrsson' iSal L ,heas mheae
sne hoias sway. nne nohe Mno'o
nais'ress siiJhs ,h up Mnen s.,in.s sompaas
comes Iho only 'nei, .. ~ su uu.ot uuni.o a.
one. nhey VINO ; uo snis iossus .sn;n ana. sme
pleasure anu nappihess u Snen o"n
iamiiy are ol no'c .,sai iinPor.ahoe
IMAM an tue woria pesiue' anu .urn a
gear ear 20 one o. INC inGs' . ,:s lassuotrse ,,s
teachets anas pI'n's Ts ~ .He no. .i,e .l,e
OF tne househoia thes .h 49, ss.; Sn'' .S .n
unnoiy rlsals loI tne anec.,on anu
presence OF tneir. nusoanus aua ,n sons .u
ana daughters, evenrknow tuit wen
tne vasne o. .laineSs rs & oi appafen ~ meas
ness oi persou' y 9lue.
lnss' anu 'ney inaNe lhese ~ or1mn:s .si:s
prominent and primary in all their
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19

% nls toszl - Is..-..-..s'.- -as.srs.sss.a neaFt
and understood his friep.i's mute ap-
peal, aud replied III iise m Inner: 20.
n, have enough for present necessary
expenses and 10 purchase that 2-cent
stamp spoke OF" : ,. .'''''''
His friend was recalled from his
youthful remembrance. and surprised
the ladies during the remainder OF the
day with his eheerIulness and good hu-
NOR He now says boys sholld ac-
quirs an occupation in their youth that
they can rely upOn in the days Of adj
versity and trouble. I,l nunF7IsfliuihE
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19

A new London hotel has room clos
cts with double doors, one opening into
the sleeping compartments and the
other Into the hall, through which
guests pass their boots to have them
blacked instead Of setting them out at
the door, wherethey7lpok bad and are
in danger of being stolen. The idea is
clever enough to have been suggested
by an American. Nh n .,s,F
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
.TTlE FARMER. |.

In seq il of ANEW home. whereyhe can SO.
nicnbec that the Wabash is Che most direct
route to Arkansas, Texas, Kansas, Nebraska a,
and all points, soqths West. and Northwest,
and that rpiud-trip land -explorers' tickets
atvery low fites are always on sale at tho
ticket Offices. Descriptive advertising mat
tor Of Arkansas end Texas sent free to all
applica'nnts 81 by addressing the Genenal Pas.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
THE TOURIST

TTas long since chosen the Wabash as the
fivorite route to all the summer resorts Of Tho
East, hsrth and Westg and Winter Resorts of
|, he South as the Company hasfor years pro-
'vided better aecornmodn dntions and more ut
trisctions than any of los competitors for this
,class Nf tiawel.g Tourist Tickets oan be- had
atrrllltred rates at AZ principal offices Of tho
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
THEsINvALID4.

VIII find the Wabash the most convenient
route to all of the noted health resorts or
Illinois, Missouri, Arkansas and Texas, and
that the extensive Through car System and
li1c will add gieatly TO lifs comfort While en-
route. PAMPHLETS descriptive Of the many
ectebrated lniheraL springs of the West ans'
South sent tree en application. .
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
ILINOlS+-lOWA--MISSOuR

vnn n namoremotey than at Anything else by tax.
ing an agency for the best selling book out,
Beginners succeed gfandly. None fail.
Terms free. HALLET9BOOKCo co., Portland, Me
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
THE CAPITALIST.

Gun get the Information necessary to secur,
ture. stock raising. mining. numbering, OF
any ct the many inviting fields throughoni
dersigned. ,IliI0 71tNT
baIaAI ta aa1iiF.l lGTANDLER, lib al4
g1 General Passenger and irket asent ct. Lctis n
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19
,U1l0- INDIANA MICHIGAN
WABASH
1NH HFt 1 Az atAf siH sipE .ss
!. J: !. R(D.U II: ! ]
THE BUSINESS MAN

when he travels wants to go quick, wants to
be comfortable. wants to arrive ut destiiiation
on time, in fsict, 'wants q strictly business
trip, and consequently takes the popular
y h,tsh Route. feeling TINT he is sire to meet
liI'eirfrigements and Continue to prosper and
be happy, .a4t.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1885-11-19

one step forward. his handsome face
distorted, his teeth set and his fists
clinched as if he would strike the read
er. Then he recovered himself, wents
above and walked the deck all that
night. Itlwas shortly before that time
that am American trading ship, the
General Sherman, while ascending the
Piengyang river, in Corea, was attacked
by natives. destroyed, and her officers
and crew murdered n Admiral Rogers
started with his fleet, from Nagasaki
Immediately on receipt Of the news.
sailing for Corea. Arriving at the
forts in the river Yam, force Of ma
rines andsailors- -wers landed. r Mckee
beggedatc bepdt IN commando Of de-
tachment, rushed in advsnee-ef--his-
men up the mud walls of the fort and
! fell dead insideJ piereed ithfeugA the;
I heart by Corean Spear = 1N-~'e v a
The hapless denouement of the mar
\ riage to General Albert Gallatin, Law
fence viii be- recalled Mrs. Law
y renee few years since eloped with
Z Mr.. Van Ness, an attache of the Bel
( gian3 3@peSH' to thib ks0pptry. Sen
LaYE YEencb g3r0cureG hl aikRsce. NIr
Yah Ness married Mrs. Lawrence, and
4 was sent by his Government. TO Egypt,
where he died. Mrs. Lawrence still
has laRge inepns from ber money Of
the Kipts sbur1 Estate aH Income eMhich
I was not so much impaired BY the Chi
cago fire as was Miss Buckner's
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-10

gives al the property of deceased, except
| So to VIM. Kay, his son, to Sarah Kay, his
wife, and app ints her executrix, without
bonds. Now II transpires that if Mrs
Kay was killed before Samuel Kay this
will is Intellectual, and tie property remains
IN Samuel Kay and his hers. This being
true, VIM. Kay, who is the son of Samuel
Kay, in the absence of any othey will,
would be entitled to the estate If she did
not die before her husband VIM. Kay
would not be an heir, being only her step
son. AS far as We can learn, the principal
part OF the estate consists in fourteen or
hfteen small houses in the town of Folsom,
together with the undergrad and other
business of deceased, which will probably
aggregate s., goo or $6000
SHERIFF WILSON
Went up to Folsom yesterday TO iIIyesti-
gate the crime, having been ont Of town,
but hurried back on learning of it. and re-
turned last night with some Of The evil
dences OF the crime 10 assist in obtaining
some light as to the perpetrator. There
were many rumors afoat at Folsom yester-
day some that VIM. Kay had been seen
the night OF the murder lettering near the
town. others that he was seen at Elorin,
and again at Woodland. but no real
foundation could be ascertained for any of
them. Samuel Kay was in the city on
Saturday and Sunday last looking for his
son, and waited upon the City Attorney to
secure his assistance in finding him Mr.
Kay had been INDUCING in strong drink,
and was quite excited. He called upon a
prominent physician of this city to ascer-
tam whether his son had been to him for
treatment, and being answered in the ncga-
tive, stated that there was something very
mysterious going on, and which he was de-
termlned to tathom, but he gave no hint rs
to its nature