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The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28
THE TWO OLD BACHELORS

Two old bachelors were living in one house, One caught muffin, the other caught mouse Said he who caught the muffin to him who caugh the mouse: This happens just in time, for we've nothing 1T the house, Save a tiny piece of lemon. and tsaspoonful ol
 honey; And what to do for dinner-since VIC haven't any
 money; And what can We expect if we haven't any din.
 ner, But to lose our teeth and eyelashes and keep on
 growing thinner?" Said the one who caught the mouse to hlm who
 caught the muffin: We might cook the little mouse If we only had
 some stuffn'; If we had but sage and onion we could do extremey
 well, But how to get that stufnn' it is difficult to tell" These two old bachelors ran quickly to the town, And asked for sage and onions as they wandered up They borrowed two large onions, but no sage to
 be found, In the shops or in the market or in all the gardens
 round, But sOme one said: A hill there is little to tho
 north, And to it, its perpendicular, top narrow way leads And there among the rugged rocks abides ancient
 sage, An earnest man who reads all day most perple1ing
  eirb up and seize him by the toes all studious as
 he sits, And pull him down and chop him into endless little
 bits; Then mix him with your onion, cut up likewise
 into scraps, when your stufRn' will be ready, and very good,-
 perhaps" Those two old bachelors, without any loss of
 time, The nearly perpendicular crags at once began to
 climb, And at the top, among the rocks, all seated in 6
 nooh, They saw that Sage a-reading of most enormous
 book. |" You earnest Sage" aloud they cried, "your book
 you've read enough in, We wish to chop you into bits to make you into But that old Sage looked calmly up and with his
 awful book At these two bachelors bald heads a sudden aim And over crag and precipice they rolled promis- At once they rolled and never stopped, in lane or
 field or town, And when they reached their house they found (be-
 sides their want of stufin1 The mouse had fed and previously had eaten up the
 muffin. They left their home in silence by the convivi
 al door. Lad from tha. hour those bachelors were never
 heard of more
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28

will accomplish more towards a solid and effective benefit to the Territory, than the publication of 50,000 books. The mystic chain of the glorious climate of Louisiana made fragrant with the perfume of the jessa- mine and orange flower and lux uriant vegetation soon fascinates the stranger. But when the vis- itor is informed that Arizona pos sesses all these requisites of beau- ty and pleasure, and furthermore is blessed with eternal sunlight, bright-blue skies and perpetual health, the decision is soon made and Arizona gains a new investi- gator, or, perchance, 8 perma- nent settler.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28

The official residence of the
 iGert of Venezuela is called lE i initation. of our White ..e. .tla Yellow House,
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28

A syndicate has subscribed $10- 0O0,00O to expedite the piercing of the Simplon Mountain.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28

..- Duke lyf Rockingham, who has nc leir to his DuEedom, has just married the daughter 9f a scotch Baroneh He is $ Ety-
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28

The University of Oxford and Cambridge have the reputation of being hot>beds of slang. It is said that nine-tenths of the slang words heard in England to-day came from these institutions.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28

A BOSTON mendicant said to gentle man: 'I should like to have 10 cents to appease my hunger. I have 40 cents, and with 10 cents more could get quito a decent supper"
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28
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1882

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The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28

NNl Nfor the working class. Send t79gb Hl0 cents for postage, and we NO will mail you free a royal, valuable book of sample goods that will put you in the way of making more mon- ey in few days than you ever thought possible at any business. Capital not re- quired. We will start you. You can work all the time or in spare time only. The work is universally adapted to both sexes, young and old. You can easily earn from 50 c. to 5 every evening. That all who want work may test the business, we make thIs unparalleled offer; to all who are not we'll satisfied we will send S1 to pay for the trouble of writing to us- Full particulars, directions etc, sent free. Fortunes will be made by those who give their whole time to the work. Great suc- cess absolutely sure. Don't delay. Start now. Address STINsON & Co.,,
 Portland Maine.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-03-28
Foreign News.

A syndicate has subscribed $10- 000,000 to expedite the piercing of the Simplon Mountain.
 The official residence of the
 .siIert of Venezuela is called 5G t initation of our White
 ..e. tla Yellow House. 9.- Duke lyf Rockingham, who has Hc leir to his DuEedom, has just married the dauehter 0f a scotch Baroneh He is sszty- three.
 There is a rage in England just now for ambulance classes. Large gatherings take place at Lady Brassey's with this end in view. The German Empress has given to the Society of the Red Cross 5000 marks and a gold medal for the maker of the transportable lazaretto.
 A French inventor is said to have perfected an apparatus which will enable railway dis uafchers to see in a mirror the entire section of road under their charge.
 Many physicians of small prac- tice in London keep chemist shops, and on certain hours each day see patients, prescribe, give advice and furnish medicine for one shilling each patient.
 The University of Oxford and Cambridge have the reputation of being hot>beds of slang. It is said that nine-tenths of the slang words heard in England to-day came from these institutions.
 The royal seraglIo of Persia contains no male person over the age of eleuen, and no Euro peans. Each royal favorite has her separate pavilion and her staff of servants, her equipages, and her jewels aud her revenue.
 The use of vaseline, which is product of petroleum, has become so extensive in France, instead of lard for pastry, that the Council of Hygiene found it necessary to pass an order prohibiting it's em~ ployment in this way.
 All the great rivers of Russia are interlacee by artificial canals, through which thousands of bar ges, some as high as 1000 tons burthen, maKa their way every navigation season from the Volga to the Neva. The cost of main- taining these waterways reaches $1,20O,0O0 annually.
 Experiments are now being made in the small~arms factory of St. Etienne, France, with new infantry rife, the invention of M. Picard, nephew of the French General of that name' the loading of which, so it is stat ed, requires only two movements and which can be fired thirty times a minute.
 In Paris there are 250 miles of water mains, and city system of pipes that would, if developed, reach from Paris to Bucharest. All the stations are connected by their own telegraph lines. This system is the gradual develop ment of the scheme for supply worked out by M. Belgrand in 1854, and continued by him until his death in 1878. ]
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

49,. ~, " = -, 49,. 1900.
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Sew ORR. Jan S-Arrived, schrs Lucy I,or-
Ter, Urnale' Fensacol2i Neihe La1gdon,
foWief, ack,onVlue; mary 4 rover " aus,
savannah; Caleb KldgeWay, Townsend,
b*r'eu.
cleared, schT7 IL an l1fuht' houghWout'
JACKSONVILLE; Il IA BAKER, Brewster, George
town, G.
stated. steamship Iona Brl, savannah.
ENmoatn- Jan '-Saled, par Chry sollte
lbri, d ftiatte Beaufort, > G..
Genoa Jan Arrived, bark AlphOn5e ct
Marie ~ FRI, Frivat, savannah.
Gltraitar to Jan S-Arriyed, steamship Wi
ven-oe lHfI. CLARK, savannah Tor Barcelona
..ut PraeeeledJ.
London. Jan S-Arrlved, bark Agerocn
',oFI. jacobsen. savannah.
Oran, Dec 4-saued, bark Maury Nor,
Iyaec.
Shields Jan Sailed, steamship Petrana
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

5. The Kadiak division. This comprises
the section from the point where the line
of islands begins, down the southern coast
to the little neck of Alaska land which
stretches along the west coast of British
America. 1t is about the size of Ohio
and Indiana, has moderately mild eli
mate so that potatoes and turnips are
cultivated. The natives, known as
"Thinkits," or more commonly as Ko-
lOshes, are, with those Of the Southeast
ern division still further south, the best
class of Alaskan native population. They
have churches, established by the Rus
SLAMS long ago, and some degree of civil
iZStiOn, fairly comfortable houses and
some ambition to live in "BOston men
STYLE" The population is 1900, and sup
ports itself by some hunting, little fish
ing and hunting Of sea otter, and very
little agriculture.
6. The Southeastern division. This is
the narrow neck Of Alaska running down
the west coast OF British America. which
was annexed to Alaska through the exer-
tons Of BaTanOf, about the beginning Of
the present century. 1t partakes Of. the
character Of the west coast OF British
America. It is densely wooded, noun
famous, with mild climate-the theTmOm-
eter seldom falling below zer0-but with
: ereat deal Of falling weather." rain
and FOG 10 summer and snow In winter.
The mining possibilities, as TO gold and
silver and copper, are very great here,
and but for the difficulty of obtaining
enough sunny weather to cure hay, the
prospects for stock raising would, it is
said, be excellent. The area is about one
half that of Illinois, and the population
about 5000, including 800 whites. The
native population is mostly of the
"Thinkip' or KOlosh race, and, as shown
by the Governors remarks above, are
quick to learn the ways of civilization,
and anxious to accept them. 1T is in this
section that the town of Sitka, the seat Of
government of that vast country, is stu
ated. The "Castle," which is the present
Executive Mansion, was formerly the
residence Of the Russian American Com
pany and was then a well fortified build
ing, with some fifteen or twenty cannon
commanding the approaches to the rocky
elevation which it occupies.
Gov. Klnkead will remain here some
time looking after the needs of his do
main, and possibly may remain here to
meet his wife, who is en- route with q
Washington lady from Honolulu to this
city. AUSTIN.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11
A $4,000 FUNERAL SERMON.
The Way the Rev. DR.. Newman Carried
ON in q Church in California.

The Way the Rev. DR.. Newman Carried
on in Church in California.
At San Francisco, a few days ago, says
the Victoria C0l0niSt, the funeral SER
vices were conducted in an Episcopal
church over the remains Of Leland STAN
ford, Jr., a siXteen-year-Old son of Leland
Stanford. the railway king, who died in
Europe some months ago. The services
were held in Grace Church. For two
hours before the appointed time boys
passed about the streets distributing a
beautifully printed programme Of the SER
vice, very much as circus ''dOdgers" arc
thrown about the streets. The floral
decorations alone cost $4,000. Rev. DR.
Newman, of New York, preached the SER
mon. His sermon was the most intense
specimen of pulpit l2udatiOn that was
ever uttered. We quote:
"AlthOugh so young, he was tall and
graceful as some Apollo BeIVidere, with
classic features some masters would have
chosen to chisel in marble or cast in
bronze; with eyes soft and gentle as an
angels, yet dreamy as the visions of a
seer; with broad, white forehead, home OF
a radiant soul. He reminds us of the
beautiful Joseph, "a gOdly person and well
favored Think of him as a rapt listener
to the mature conversations of such men
as Sir Joseph Hooker, Sir William Jenner,
Baron ROthschild, DR.. Schliemann and
Gen. di CesnOla, etc, asking or answer
ing questions. 1t was the re-
production of Christ among the doctors at
the age of y. Our youth should read his
biography, which will be more
fascinating than romance and more edi-
flying than the creations Of the magma
tons. The public school scholar and the
college student would be entranced by
the epic Of his life, and the Life of Leland
Stanford, Jr.,' would become as familiar
as Fenelon's 'Telemachus' or Rich
m0nd's 'Dairyman's Daughter His
tomb will be the shrine to which our
youth will 90 as on a sacred pilgrimage,
and from it they viii gather grasses and
flowers as mement0es Of what he was to
them"
Four columns of this gush did Mr..
Newman pour cut over child Who in
life never attracted special notice. He
was paid $4,000 for the mornings work.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11
Lawyers Uncertain About Dates


Judge .Bellinger is telling a good joke
on himself and j. w. Whalley, which
goes to show that even the clearest legal
minds sometimes get things mixed, and
that not every one knows when the father
of our country came into it. 1t seems
that Mr.. Whalley and Mr.. Bellinger were
opposing counsel in a case which was to
come up in the United States Court, and
were in attendance there to have a day
set for the trial. Mr.. Whalley, in mis-
usual dignified manner, rose and, ad-
dressing Judge Deadly, moved that the
case be set down for the 22d inst. This
was about to be done when MIR. Beiiirser.
rose and stated that as the 22d was WASH
ington's birthday and a nOn-judiciaI daY
he would suggest that the case be set FOR
the 23d. Mr.. Whalley at once assented.
apOlogizing for his forgetfulness, and
remarking that OF course the case could
not be tried on the day first mentioned.
Judge Deadly, who with pencil poised mad
been looking blandly at the two brethren
over his glasses and listening to their
remarks, said: "Well, then, we will set
it down for the 23d.' A few DAYS after
MIR. Bellinger, while looking up data for
a historical lecture which he is now
engaged to deliver, came across a page of
history which threw great flood Of light
across that benighted part Of his intellect
in which was stored his information IN
regard to WashlngtOn's birthday, and ne
became aware that 1t was on Feb
ruary Y instead of December y. A nd
when he recalled how his brother lad
apOlOgized for forgetfulness he reioiced
exceedingly and straightway told the
story to all he met; whereby the hilaritY
OF the members of the legal profession
was greatly increased.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

Per Charleston and Savannah Railway,
Jan l0-3 bales cotton, 8 cars wood. boxes
cutters, is caddies tobacco, hf boxes tobacco.
20 Ceduies tOraccO, > boxes 81 ed, and mdse.
Per Savannah. Florida and We3teru Kali
way. Jan lG-42S bales cotton, - cars lumber.
T. 80 bhls rosin, lS1 bbs spirits tuTpentne. 4 .OSl
boxes oranges, SO bbls oranges, a bales hides,
. cars wood, ll6 bars iron, St bbs syrup, 2O3
sacks corn. 400 sacks meal, $50 sacks bran, =
cars corn, rs b3l7 flour, 50 sacks rice. 10 bbls
meal, -. bDls grits, p sacks, IL boxes, and
mdse.
Per Central Railroad, Jan l0-2,0j7 balrs
cotton. 400 bbls rosin, IS bbls spirits turDen-
tine. $40 cases SIS, 80 tons pig iron, 254 pieces
hardware, Go bales domestic, - head cattle,
los pieces IA n goods, 100 swingle trees. 500
SACKS Gotten seed meal, = bbls whisky, l key
wine. 81 boxes soap, 4 bdls hides, 35 shoats, y
cars lumhcr. I sewing machine, 40 bbls -four,
20 head sheep. bales states, $ bales tobacco,
- bales piaids, 40 kegs, ! Pkg bungs, / box
collins, bbl apples. 9 sacks collars, box mdse,
> boxes pork. l pkg bacon, > cars wood, box
wax, y pigs groceries, l coop chic kens, Dbl
brandy, 10 bbis oil, 3 boxes drugs, box books,
20 bales yarns.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

Per Charleston and Savannah Railway,
Jan l0-t0rdg Office, S. ( 3 w Ry. J Martin,
G Ii Carson. l. ) Guilmartln < Co, Lowell 4 l.,
NJ Mendel X Bro, f Dunn, Z J. Gilbert & Co,
Lee Roy Myers. smith Bros & Co, p Prenty,
Graham 4 II, J G Richardson n Co, II Jen-
sen. L ~ Peoples, } p Clark. w W smith, 4 o
Middleton, A Hanley, NJ 7 Wills.
Per Savannah. Florida and Western Rail-
way, Jan l0-Fordg Office. Peacock, fl < Co,
{ Remedy, W On kchOe & Co. o Butler, Order,
Il p Bond, Lee Ray Myers, N HendersOn.W
4 Harvey & Co. Weed & L, Epstein Il ". Mrs
= Cohen. II Myers s Bros, 4 Smith 4 Bro,
n kerst s Co, Wheeler X w, Jenny Rutty,
" = )lcy & son. A Lef1er, w W Gordon 4 Co.
& daam s. II, a Fulton,J Butler, \ Hart,
Jnc NicOlSon, Fleming Bros, Haynes Il L, ID
Grimm, Menhard Bros 4 Co, " 1 Miller, Ill
Miller, X Habersham's son & CO, W ID sim
Eins. + ) AbTahams Co, w W Chisholm,
Bcntheim Bros & Co. e Lowell & Sen, Bar
sonti, a ) Miller s. GO, McDcnougA x CO, )
Ioucks, BerpSrG, Dale, W * Co. Is
Ca5sels, c II Dorset, ID Dancy.W u David
SON. Iro Elalnery &c Go. Butler & :. Garnett.
S & CO, B0gart 4 Il. Walter, 4 Co, l. L
Dancy. III Gujlmartin & Co. Warren Il a,
Woods 90, IL n Conner Il Co. i 81 FARLEY,
4 Hardee's son y Co, Rutherford 4 +. w d
x II, y MocleaD. Baldwin & co. c / Jones,
Bacon, J & Co. j p Williams, Ellis, II 4 Co,
Per Central Railroad. Jan lO-Fordg Az,
o Cohen < Co, Wilder & Co, J b Hoist " W,
Muir. ID 4 Co, II NJ Conner Il Co, Woods 4 90,
W y Gordon 4 Co, d Farley, BOgart Y II,
Garnet, * Co. I Guilmartin & Co. w l.
Wakelee, Jno Flannery K Co, " alter, I 4 Co,
N Maclean. Warren s A, II Solomon & Son,
A VIM, Wood i Bro, j. Lowell 4 Son,
S Guckenheimer 4 Son, W b Nell Il Co, II u
Walker, Screven House, NJ Henderson,, II I
Bolts, Peacock. IL 4 Co. Bendheim Bros 4 Co,
ID Bacon & Co, + S Abrahams Co, Robt
RhOm. II Myers & Bros, q 5 McAlpin, DR. ID
Cox, Haynes & +. A Hanley, A Moore, L }
GaZan. W 4 Alexander & Son, MOhr Bros, j
Sledge, Frank & Co. Z A SchWarZ, Savannah
GuanO Co, W J Lindsay. A Enrich & Bro,
\ Letter, Miss Viola Baldwin, Warren & \,
BALDWIN Z Co, W jackson.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

man; the best that they can buy; live in
as good houses as they can afford: have
carpets on their floors, and good furniture
in their houses, so far as they may.
OF course this only applies to the
southern portion of the country, where
civilizing Influences have reached them.
The very great proportion of the country
is with little evidences Of civilization as
yet, and some, probably always may re-
main so :,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11
MARITIME MIsCELLANY.

Blrncgat, Jan Bark Aberdeen from
Mobile Tor Boston. ashore at Harvey Cedars,
Is buried about feet in the sand. Wreckers
board her this morning; prospects poor for
saving ECr. a few bales Of cotton have been
saved. The cargo cannot be saved until her
decks wash of.
Bark Henry A Durham, from Pensacola
for Boston, at Vineyard Haven, reports rough
weather during passage; lost and split sails,
and carried away fOretopmast trestletrees.
Nantucket, Jan S-SChr Warren Sawyer,
previously reported ashore here. became 4
total wreck this morning owing to the heavy
sea. Up 10 this time 200 bales OF cotton of her
cargo have been saved.
Key west, Jan Shark Midas lBr), has
been surveyed and no damage was found. She
VIII replace her lost gear. DO slight calking,
Settle Inr eaIXapp and nrOceel.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

THE one absorbing passion Of the Marquis of
Salisbury-or rather of his brilliant wife, the
daughter Of the late eminent Judge Baron
Anderson, who directs him-is to stand in his
tory as first Minister Of England. be il for
ever 50 short a time Some years since, when
Cook was editor of the Saturday ReUielo. Mr..
Louis j. Jennings, executor Of the New York
Times. calling on him at his chamber in the
Albany, met coming out q lady in deep mourn
ing anu weeping bitterly. DO you know who
that was?v asked Cook THAT is the wife of
the new Marquis OF Salisbury, and She is
weeping because she says Bob's chance of be-
ing Premier is broken by his being lifted to
the House Of Lords"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

Per steamship Juniata. for PHILADELPHIA
pa bales upland cotton, 10 bales domestlcs
and yarns. 793 Cmpties, 1865 bbs rice, 200 bblG
rosin. 50 bbls spirits turpentine. 43 bbls oys-
tiers, 6,626 feeJ lumber, 80 bales straw, 81
bales paper stock, 1923 boxes oranges, los ibis
oranges, 6 bbls vegetables, 20 hhds old metal,
Is tons pig iron, 10 pkgs mdse.
Per sChr Gen Adelbert Ames, for PrOvi-
dence-329. $40 feet lumber-H D Reppard.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11

There are few persons in this country,
perhaps, who have not heard of Myra
Clark Gaines. She was a wonderful
woman in her way. Her death at New
Orleans Friday at the advanced age of 50
was heard, perhaps, by many property
owners in that city with a sigh OF relief.
Her portrait herewith presented gives a
very fair idea Of her - er us,iaiiv an.
nnaran OF -. slr,.it
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11
ONE OF THE STORIES.
Why Mr.. Cleveland Once Played Cards
All Night Long.


All Night Long.
NEW YORK, Jan. 2.-In its notes from
Wall street to-day, the World has the fol-
lowing paragraphs of interest," Mr.. Earl
d. Berry gives me this New Years re-
membrance: Give years ago tonight
sat in the City Club of Buffalo and
played cards with three other gen
tlemen till an hour at which many
people eat breakfast. l was then an
Alderman of that city. One of the other
gentlemen was a constituent Of mine,
a lawyer; his name was Grover Cleve-
land. Any suggestions across that table
that one of the party in five years would
be PresIdent-elect would have been
greeted with laughter. w hat changes a
few years make! Grover Cleveland is
now President-elect, and am simply one
of nearly 100000 voters who made him
President. What, Cleveland play cards
all night? On, yes: but L remember his
remark that he was thus passing the
night so as TO be sure to catch the early
morning train that would carry him on a
visit to his mother"
MOrtuary Report of the City of Savan-
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-11
TWO NOTED LADIES.

Ons of Whom is Growing into Greater
Prominence, and the Other of Whom
has Passed from Life.
Mrs. Carlisle, wife of Speaker Carlisle,
is one of the most popular ladies' in Wash
ington. She has shown herself fully equal
to the high position which she occupies
as the wife Of the Speaker of the House.
A year ago last New Years she was
brought into considerable prominence OF
a rather unenviable character by the fact
that the President recognized her as the
first lady of the land"