The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-25

A.poet sings, II love her STILL" We don't
blame him; silence 10 good thing.
If crying babies had any sense they would
cever take their mothers to matinees
'Well," said an Irish attorney, "if il
place the court If am wrong in this
have smother point that is equally conclu-
siye."
change. We tried to husk a bee once. one
Of the "bumble" variety. but he got the best
OF rs.
John 1 am very respondent, don't seem
20 get on In the world. l believe I'll blow
out my brains. Good scheme, my boy. 1
believe If you do you will strike blow at
the real cause OF your trouble.
Her plan for meeting bears: Now, Clara, A."
said the teacher, "if you should meet bear
what would you dor" Doesn't . bear
squeeze peopleT queried the girl. "Yes"
@'fhen, when / saw a bear should stand
very still"
Some years ego lady in Boston died.
Her husband, being q strong Spiritualist
Desired to hold communication with his de-
parted, and inquired if she was happy. "Oh
yes" was the reply, 81 am happy here; yet,
after all it isn't Boston,"
On one occasion friend of Lord Alvenly
came for advice under the following circum-
s.aaces. Mr.. has threatened to kick
me whenever he sees me in society. What
am to do II he comes into the room?" ''Sit
down." replied his lordship.-Lord Malmes-
bury's Memoirs.
At Q collection made at church fair on
the West Side an evening or two since, o
-adv offered the plate to . wealthy man,
vel known for his stinginess. Il have
nothing to give" was his surly reply.
Then take something" she resumed; II
am begging for the poor"
A gentleman was one day relating to q
Quaker tale OF deep distress and concluded
by saying."I could not but feel for him."
''VerIly, friend f" replied the Quaker, thou
didst right in that thou didst feel for thy
Deighbor; but didst thou feel In the right
place-diest thou feel in thy pocket"
"Wife wish you could make pies that
would taste as good as my mothers used to. !"
We'll, my dear, you run out and bring in q
'pailful OF water and hodful of coal and an
armful of wood, Just as you used to for your
mother, and maybe you will like my pies as
well" He concluded the pies would do just
as they were.
"Isn't it provoking. Mrs Nipup? My hus-
band and were going to the rink tonight
and broke my skates this afternoon. "Pll
Mrs. Flpup." oh, thanks, awfully! II
they don't at can let my husband wear
them, and can get along with his. He has
. real little foot for . man
Actually overheard at dinner table in
Ireland: The cause OF trouble in our un-
happy land Is that the whole country is full
of sbsentees-dye understand? We shall
have no release tlli we're av the whole
bunch av them; and as / understand ye're
an American and friend av the ould coun-
thry want 70 tell YOU, sorr, that wan half
the lies they tell ab ,ut Us are not thrue.
citizen, who had been playing poker
the night before, dropped blue chip into
the contribution box by mistake. After SER
vice, be went to the deacon who had passed
the plate and told him of his mistake. $50
I'll Just give you o dollar in its place." he
said, land wt1l keep the matter qniet. ''No,
you don't" replied the deacon. ignoring toe
money offered that's q blue Ichip. It's
worth So.