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"NuDGlNG."
The Vivacity which Lies In an American
Girls Elbow.

The vivacity Which Lies In an American
Girl's Elbow.
Many of the guests at Beatrice's
wedding were Americans. l always
know them by the jerkiness of their
movements and their eager restlessness
of expression. When the fair Ameri.
can acquires repose (and she some
times does) she is charming. But as a
rule she is so impetuously impul-
sive that one is always kept on the qui
vive. expecting her to go off like a
champagne cork. but without the least
warning.
Such nodding of little plumed and
lowered bonnets there wasl Such
rakish little hats, with brims curled and
bent, and alternately flattened! One
little specimen was precisely the shape
of the small trees in the children's
Noah's little arks. You can fancy the
lower branches of one of these very
stiff little lower branches of one side,
can you notP Well, then, in your i'm
agination you can trim it with gar
land of pink flowers, and put it on a
pretty little head that keeps bobbing
up and down like a cork in swift river
current.
Have you ever observed how much
vlvacity there is, too. in American ell
bowsP They are full of expression, l
can assure you, and the American
nudge" when received in thorough
earnest is something to be remem-
bered. l have an American friend
whom l love and admire, but l have
had to entreat her rather to knock me
down than to nudge" me, as she calls
the violent exercise wherewith she has
been wont to attract my attention. The
verb is "a feeble and futile expression of
the thing itself. Were she to bestow
one of her nudges, in mistake, upon a
stranger, that astonished individual
would certainly give her in charge for
assault and battery:-LO"don Lc;',,h
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Badly Spelled Forgeries.

If liars should have good memories
forgers should certainly be able to
spell. To embark on the profession OF
an utterer of forged checks if you are
not quite certain of your photography
is always rash. This is shown by an
interesting case at present occupying
the attention of the Paris police. One
of the banks has lately been defrauded
by an ingenious gang of forgers. They
used to get possession by some means
of the signatures of certain of the
banks customers, which they pro-
ceeded to initiate with such skill that
their checks were paid without ques-
ton. They used even to write business
letters to the manager. This betrayed
them. II was noticed that the word
''annule'' was misspelled on one of the
forged checks. 1t was also noticed
that the same misspelling occurred in
letter of Guinet, one of the suspected
persons. The manager was struck by
the coincidence, and Mr.. Guinet was
arrested and put on his trial. This
simple story shows how necessary edu-
cation is, even in the easiest profess
sions.-St. James Gazette.
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elbows Your Liver?"
In the comic opera of "The Mikado" his
imperial highness says:

A4Ap0I1o4 hlSh hOoS soy
ITO make, to some extent
Each evil Liver
A running river
Of harmless merriment."
A nobler task than making evil livers,
rivers of harmless merriment no person,
king or layman, could take upon himself.
The liver among the ancients was consid-
cred the source of all mans evil impulses,
and the chances are ten to one to-day that
if ones liver is in an ugly condition Of dis
content, someone's head will be mashed
before nightl
"How's your liver?" is equivalent to the
inquiry: Are you bear or an angel to-
day?
Nine-tenths of the pure-cussedness,
the actions for divorce, the curtain lect-
ures, the family rows, not to speak of MUIR
ders, crimes and other calamities are
prompted by the irritating effect of the in
activity of the liver upon the brain. Foth-
ergill, the great specialist, says this, and
he knows. He also knows that to prevent
such catastrophies nothing equals Warn
er's safe cure renowned throughout the
world, as a maker of
"Each evil Liver
A running river
Of harmless merriment"
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FLIES.
Some of the Lessons which the ''NuIsance''
Inculcates.


Some of the Lessons which the ''Nuisance''
Inculcates.
Do all of my readers give a unani-
nous vote of nuisance ~ on the fly
question: There will be at least one
dissenting voice. for it is not suppose
BILE that the Creator made anything in
vain, that all of the ordinary creatures
around us. if our servants. not our
masters, in some way, or in some re-
spects, are blessings. To understand
and appreciate the uses and advantages
OF large class of what may be termed
scavengers, cleansers, it should be
known that all living and breathing
creatures are constantly throwing off
foul and poisonous gases, and that all
decaying animal and vegetable SUBJ
stances are as steadily polluting the
air by decomposition and decay, while
these combined influences would soon
render the air so contaminated, so
poisonous. that animal life would be
impossible, aside from some purifying
influences. The vegetable world does
wonders in this publication, the whole
woody fibre of the world being COM
posed of the carbonic acid gas which
results from breathing, combustion, de-
cay, ETC., while large class, like the
ny, crow, hyena, buzzard, swine, etc,
true to their mission in this world, are
ever busy in appropriating what would
otherwise prove poisonous to us, food
for them A dead carcass is found on
the surface, warmed by the sun. when
decay promptly commences. The
seavengers seize upon it, devour it
greedy as If to protect us, the smaller
bugs and insects offering their aid, as
rapidly as possible covering with the
soil what they can not promptly dis
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Rattlesnakes are not much to be
feared, because they can not attack un-
til they have coiled themselves up. and
can then spring scarcely one-half their
length. Besides, they invariably give
timely warning by their rattles. They
very seldom pursue person and as
seldom run away. Rattlesnakes,
'screech owls and prairie dogs live to-
gcther in peace, and might also be said
to be chums. FraRctSco Chronicle,
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--One of the walters at Saratoga
MOTEL is in reality German Prince,
who was cut off from his estates and
title by his fa5her, simply because he
wanted to marry common peasant
girl. Love was not thus to be over
come however, and the faithful lover,
bidding good-by to his sweetheart,
worked his way to this country and to
Saratoga, whese he is now trying to
earn enough to send for his sweet
heart - TrOu 1Smss
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"THAr Miss Jones is nice-loolxing p

"THAT Miss Jones is anice-looking girl,
isn't she?"
eyes, and she'd be the belle of the town
if it wasn't for one thing.o
"What's that?"
"She has catarrh so bad.it is unpleasant
to be near her. She has. tried a dozen
things and nothing helps her. Tam sorry,
for like her, but that doesn't make it any
less disagreeable for one to be around her -
Now if abe had used DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy, there would have been nothing of
the kind said, for it will cure catarrh every
time.
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MAJOR GENERAL PLUME is the COM
mander of the New Jersey soldiers. 1t is
very appropriate to have plume at the
head.-TerGS SUtingS.
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IT is said that in England lovers remain
engaged from three to five years. The
English lover, however, doesn't have to
buy ice cream every week for his girl
Chied0o Tribune.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-11-14

Nervous debility, premature
decline of power in either sex, speedily
and permanently cured, Large book. three
letter stamps. Consultation free. Worlds
Dispensary Medical Ass'on, Buffalo, N. Y.
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FooT notes.-the patter of the mule'l
hind legs on the hired mans ribs.-Cht-
cd0O Tribune.
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Bartholdi's Statue of "Liberty Enlighten-
ing the World'

will be reminder of personal liberty for
ages to come. On just as sure founda-
tion has DIR. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis
covery" been placed, and it will stand
through the cycles of time as a monument
to the physical emancipation of thousands,
who by its use have been relieved from
consumption, consumptive night sweats,
lungs, and other throat and lung affections.
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PIXIES TooTHAoHE DROPS cure in minute, Csc.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. pc.
GERMAN CoKN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions.
The St. Charles herald. [volume] (Hahnville, La.) 1873-1993, 1885-11-14

You can not call sailor a slugger be.
cause he boxes the compass.-Ou City
Derrick
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General Logan will continue TO be-
known to fame; trade mark has been
granted for BLACK Jack" chewing
gum.-ChicaQo Tribune.
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Boston maidens love flowers. It IL
naughty culture, you know.-N. Y. Indes
4o1denf
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BASEBALL.
Two Interesting Games-Opening OF the
Now Recreation Grounds.

New Recreation Grounds.
There was no lack of amusement IN the
CITY Yesterday for those who sought 1t,
there being a game of ball at the new Rec
reation Grounds, another at the Park, ana
two picnics AT the Recreation GROUNDS
there was a good attendance, Including
many ladies. As yet the work OF putting
the grounds in shape has not been COM
pleted and yesterdays visitors could only
form an idea of what the appearance OF
things will be when the improvements are
finished and the rubbish cleared away
The spectators found the grand stanu an
excellent place from which to view
the game, but were somewhat an
moved by the extreme whltenesS OF tne
fence surrounding the inclosure. Ihls VIII
be remedied Immediately by painting II
color less troublesome to the eyes.
The game with which the grounds were
opened was between the Unions, OF Sacra-
mento, and the Clippers, of San Francisco,
and the brilliaucy of the playing, LOT me
first five innings especially, aroused the
spectators to enthusiasm, causing them TO
applaud both mines frequently and heart
ily. Edward Taylor of the Occldentals,
acted as umpire, and the manner III which
he rendered his decisions and kept the
game moving was the subject of much
favorable comment. In consequence OF
his thoroughness, the contest was over IN
the short time of an hour and half.
Hanly, the new third base OF the Unions,
formerly of the Haverys, was received
enthusiastically, and his playing showed
that he deserved it. Barry served as
pitcher for the Unions and did quite well.
The Clippers played with great earnestness,
and, though there was nothing especially
good or strong in their playing, it averaged
we'll and caused them to make a fine
showing against team of much heavier
men. The Unions Won by Il score of g to 4,
and an inning TO spare.
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Ihrec-baSe hits, none. TWO-baSc hit, Bige-
low. Bases on balls-San Franchises, 6: Atlas, O.
Struck out-BorchccS, :; Renfro, 3; Finn, TO-
Doubleplay, Bigelow and Moran. Wild pitch
Finn. l. Passed balls-pe Panger ,; Carroll, >
Umpire J. MOdesty. Scorer. W. II. Young
Time OF game, two hours and fifteen minutes.
II is probable that these two clubs will
81 try it over again before long. The Atlas
are talking OF going to San Francisco next
Sunday to play the Enterprise Club. They
are about TO have new uniform, which.
from q description given Of it, Will be very
handsome.
At the Park yesterday morning 4 game
was played between the mines Of Compa-
MES b and Z, First Artillery, which the
former Won-15 10 6.
An interesting game was PLAYED at BrytC's
Ranch, on the Y0lo side Of the river, be-
tween the Alerts, OF Sacramento, and the
Haymakers. of Bryte's, for a purse of $50,
the latter winning by q score of to 6. The
Haymakers were c. Chapman, c. Pickett,
c. George. p Humrich, G. Fitger, Mike
Bryte, J. Riley, J. Judge and L. McMulien.
The Alerts were J. Downs, g. Bryte, II.
Eayers, J. Doherty, f. Johnston, VI. Downs,
- Lockhart - Bipley and A. Hines. C.
Stevens acted as umpire.
There IS talk of game between the
Unions and the Knickerbockers, the former
TO beat the junior club TO 1 to win.
Another senior club has been suggested,
and an effort is being made to find suitable
material. With three clubs in town, and
the Intrepids joining in, very interesting
series of games might be inaugurated.
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AT THE PARK.

The game at the Park between the San
Franchises, of San Francisco, and the
Atlas, of Sacramento, attracted a large
gathering, which was augmented after the
game at the Recreation Grounds was over
The San Franchises presented strong
nine, with good pitcher and catcher and
all of them excellent at throwing and
catching. and fair at the bat The Atlas
were reinforced by DePanger. the fine
catcher Of the IntrepidS of Marysville, who
did them good service. They were first at
the bat, and by good luck scored three runs.
Two men of their side were out and De
Panger was on a base when BOrchers
struck Out but made a run for first on q
bare chance Carroll, the catcher, threw 10
first 10 head him of, but the Businessman
muffed it, and thus the Atlas, who 80
times out of 100 under such circumstances.
would have been whitewashed, were en-
abled to make the three runs. This gave
them great cOnfidence-too much of il, in
fact Bigelow OF the San Franchises,
made a run when that side went to the
bat. Both mines We're whitewashed dur
ing the second and third innings The San
Franchises made two runs in the fourth
inning, and four in the fifth, the latter
being mainly through errors of their OPP
pOnents. 1t was evidently an of day for
Borchers, as pitcher, the San Franchises
getting five bases on balls in two innings
from him. Rcnlro was substituted for
him in the box in the sixth inning, and
puzzled the visiting nine 50 well that they
did not score again. The Atlas made one
run in the eighth inning, increasing their
total to four and the San FIanciscos did
not lind it necessary to use their last inn
ing, having already seven runs to their
credit. The game was at times very exct-
ing. and good PLAYS were loudly appiauded
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BORN.

Nevada City, May Wife of Geo. A. Gray, a
daughter.
Near Winters, May 6-Wife of Frank Hucking,
daughter.
Near Auburn, May Wife of A. 0. Bell, a
daughter.
Near Auburn. April 2S--Wife of Thomas Shan
Near Colusa, May 6-Wife OF Geo. Graham, a
son.
Bodie May 5-Wffe of Archie Mcmillan, Il son.
Bodle May G-Wife OF James Ayiward' son.
Nevada City, May S-Wi1e of W. j. Organ, a
daughter.
Grass Valley, May e. Wife of William 5, May, a
daughter.
Grass Valley, May 4-Wife of James Wildes, a
daughter.
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MORTALITY REPORT.
Hon TO SHORTEN LIFE.

The receipt is simple. Yon have only 10 take
a violent cold, and neglect it. Abernethy, the
great English surgeon, asked n lady who told
him she only had cough: "What would you
have? The plague Beware of only coughs
The worst cases can, however. be cured by DR.
WM HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS. In
Wbooping Cough and Crop, it Immediately
allays irritation, and is sure to prevent fatal
termination of the disease. Sold by druggists,
fe2i-isly&wly
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SMYRNA, N Y, March % 1SS3-Gents:
The New Home Sewing Machine received
in December last works like a charm, and
to the best of my knowledge it is the very
best sewing machine before the public /
wouldn't sell mine, if l could not get an
other, for an hundred dollar bill Yours
sincerely, Publisher Tribune W. A.
Stephenson, sos J street, Sacramento, Cal,
Machines.
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ST. DAVID'S,


FIRST-CLASS LODGING HOTEL, CON-
N tanning $50 rooms water and gas in each
room; no better beds in the world: no guest al
large reading-room: hot and cold water baths
free. Price OF rooms: Per night, 50 aud IS eentss
per week, from 81 upwards. open all night. B.
HUGHES, Proprietor. AT Msrket-street Ferry,
take Omnibus line Of street cars for Third and
Howard. jy2-TuThSu
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7 o-day, at 9 clock,

/ O-QaVs at Q 0 CLOCK.
DOMESTIC COUNTERS
cents 81. 81 50 up handkerchief Shaws of
Saxony yarn, 81 90.
eolcleI allsS p 80 ~ SrS
o''i'' ''o0''' wa a'0' ''i''N p
boys v 1 tss ~ 5ol' c oo' d5'ernS
"'0 dFe o'o"0 'a'o' ooN''
Mems genuine Manila Hats S. co. Finer Grades
Button Mo,1ds /, 70 ~ cents dozen We have III
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Al the Trap.

The Forester Gun Club had its second
medal shoot of the season yesterday morn
ing, and, as the weather was fine, the birds
good flyers and the shooters feeling strong
it was very pleasant meeting, resulting in
a good average score, which stood as
follows at the close:
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MARRIED.

PlaceTyi.le, May 7-Charles W. Dugan to Matte
Hanley
/. West Point, Calaveras county, May Edward
P. Congdon to Hettie C. Hepburn,
Plymouth, May Loren E. Guest to Ida Amanda
Black.
auburn, MAY 2-Albert L. Mason to Stella NJ
Thompson
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FISHER'S DINING ROOMS
WESTERN HOTEL,
Nos. 2os TO aIe X srREET,

UyAREE BLOCKS FROM RAILROAD DEPOT.
Leading Business and Family Hotel of Sac
ramento, Cal. The most convenient to Post
aifice, Express and Land Offices, all Courts ana
Places of Amusement. Meals, 20 cents First
class i'll all its appointments. Free coach 10 and
from the HOTEL VIM. LAND, Proprietor.
o,,lQ
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BELL CONSERVATORY,

Bet. Ninth and Tenth. W and streets,
SACRAMENTO.
rIlHE LEADING NrRsERYMEN AND -.
L Florists. Floral designs of every S.tRsslltt
description always on hand. Our Flower HSyssY>
Work is equal to any on the Coast, and ~
our prices are the lowest. Flower Pieces sent
to all parts of Northern California and Western
Nevada. Telegraphic orders receive prompt at
tention Telephone No. 1s5. ap2l-Sp
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DIED.


Sacramento May edward s. Grant, a native
OF Boston, Mass, 81 years, month and 10
days.
Funeral from Presbyterian Church. Sixth and
streets, this morning at 10 o'clock.
Sacramento, May 1O-M. L. Dorney father of P.
S. Dorney), a native of Ireland, 65 years. Flu
neral notice hereafter.
Twelvemile House, Stockton Road, May 10-W.
IL Bailey, 81 years.
South Butte, suffer county-sidney Allison, SO
years.
Rocklin May flames Bolton, - years.
Near Gait May Infant daughter of S. X.
Lemon, years and 10 days.
Near Gait, May 2-Mrs. Peter Shumake, .
years
Nevada City, May S-Mary Smell, % years 9
months and 5 days.
Reddng; April 26-Mrs, L; 4; G. Young, S. years;
Near Reddingh April 2sa 3a May Jackson
Redding May 2-Hon. James n. Chappell, 81
years, Smonths and 10 days.
Yreka, May 5-Srlsie Morton, IS years and b
oroviiie, May 6-Frankie Rebscher, > years, 9
months and II days.
MORTALITY REPORT.
For two weeks ending May 5, 1885,, made
by J. y. Herndon, Superintendent of the CITY
Cemetery. Office at the Chapel, City Gene
terry
April 2l-Ah Judowo, 80 years.
April 2S-H. C. Stout, 81 years Antoine Wo(el-
cehoski IS years and II months. Mrs. Jencks'
AZ years.
| April SOB. Sampson; "A years Alfred Akin
| son, p years and days.
! May 2-Frcderick Dustman, "A years.
May 4-Henry NJ. Power, 26 years, months ana
May 6-Simon Liebling, 10 years, months and
! II days. Martin Bauman, rs years.
| May 7-Friedrish Fuchs, So years. Edgar JOS.
| Bannon, year and months. Samuel Rider,
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Earned runs, none; third-base hits, none
second-base hits, Hanly first on errors, Unions
/, Clippers 5; left on bases Unions 2, Clippers ;
bases on balls, Unions 0, Clippers 3 struck out,
Unions Il, Clippers; double plays, McMullin
and Bailey passed balls, Mclaughlin 2, Pow
ers ;; umpire, Edward Taylor, Occidentals F.;
scorer Waller Wallace time, 1;30.
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Kane and PARROT divided the purse

Fatal INLuRY-Friday evening ". II.
Bailey. who resided at the Twelvemile
House. on the Stockton road, was making
a horse stand over in his stall, and treated
the animal rather roughly. when the horse
kicked him just above the right groin, in
fiicting an injury which proved fatal yes
terday morning at o'clock. The Coroner
was notified, but deemed an inquest un-
necessary.
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CANDY FACTORY.

MRS. E. NJ. WIEDNANN, NOS. AIS STREET
vi and 40 street (Metropolftan Theater
Buildng), Manufacturer and Wholesale ana
Retail Dealer in all kinds of Candles and Nuts.
apl2-Sntf
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COOPERAGE.
No. 80 Front ST

No. 80 Front street, Sacramento.
OUTER RKINS, BEER, WINE AND
d Liquor X q and Barrels always on hand.
Orders from the interior promptly attended to-
ap23tf {. SCHAREER,
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LYDIA E. PINKHAM's Vegetable Com
pound strengthens the stomach and kid
neys and aids digestion. Is equally good
for both sexes.