Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-06-14

| lar creature, Eaton, is the impersonR'
| ton in tastes, morals learning, decen-
cy and political thinking OF the
| government In extending this seventy
| millions. Ekton Is Blalr's bill on legs.
| T. Atom the barnscle, the carpet Dagger,
the Radical editor, the negro editor OF
negro paper, the elect OF
! Brownlow and Blaine, and
Thad Stevens and Ben Butler,
| IL TO send down teachers aud books
and morals, and modes OF political
| thinking into the South.
God pity us.
1t Is bad enough, since the state
| must intervene, to destroy all good
schools and Undue the minds of chill
dren with their first lessons In mendi-
cancy aud make parents believe that
they are too poor to pay for the educa-
| ton Of their own children, even while
paying, unconsciously, two prices for
| the worst work i'm this behalf-it IL bad
enough that these are facts made
unavoidable by the annexation OF one
fourth OF Africa TO the American
! Union, but when IL is proposed to
have the morals and tastes and pollti-
cal creed OF the national bureau of edu.
cation, as II exists to-day, mi ected into
the South through rivers OF gold and
greenbacks, flowing 10y force of Blair's
| bill from the federal treasury into the
South, the people should rise up in
arms against II.
The trainers OF the federal govern
ment never contemplated the posi-
bllity OF usurpation by it. directly
| or indirectly, OF the functions
OF pedsgogue. Washington be-
| queathed thousand pounds to free
/ schools, restricting their scope to
"reading, writing and arithmetic" II
| Washington and his contemporaries
| had intended 10 invest the central
government with authority to deal d.
rectly with popular education, they
would not have failed to insert a spe.
cifc clause giving specific power to set
up this bArnacle OF a household OF bar
nacles 10 give direction, tone and
character to this scheme of popular
education. Blair's bill and the very
bureau that IL would aggrandiae are
alike lawless and the fellow on top Of
both can have no proper place in the
capital Of this federation Of republics.
THE AGRICULTURAL BUREAU.
| encountered In Memphis and yes
terday here at the Merchants eX-
change, q gentleman who has known
Norman j Colman, the chief OF the
agricultural bureau, all his life.
Norman" he said, sis AN honest,
earnest, good man Of excellent intelli'
gence, and thoroughly master Of the.
ore;ical agriculture and It's cognate
pursuits. Norman would gladly serve
( his country and especially the far mers
who created and should be its masters,
! but are only its hoodwinked and be-
: taxed and betsrlfied mudsills. They
love to be humbugged, and delight in
bearing all burdens silently and stu.
pidly az the oxen they drive
} Norman knows this, but has net
the courage to tell 1t, and therefore he
. drifts along with the party and the
( party honors him, and the consplrators
Z do dote on him. He came to Wash
Y ington, Cleveland had been induced
c by the peculiar Eastern gang, that has
7 peculiar power in the treasury and
White House, to act Norman over this
q agricultural bureau Those that haC
l. been using it for series OF years fol
|. speculative purposes were delighted,
Il They were the happiest fellows IL
II Washington. They had cleaned VI
d the last dollar OF the funds OF the con
y Germ, fearing that II was the end o
y Atitll NhltNAt bhb NAANh NfNAAAANhA
h appointment was announced Dodge
r the bureaus statisticisn, and Wiley
It the chemist, and Salmon, the blessed
g COW doctor, and Cowing, the chief rs
J. aistant OF the cow doctor, and the rileI
d Riley, who deals with bugs and worm
Ir ALL these danced together will
" infinite Joy when this good, easy-going
y unsuspectIng Colman supplantet
II that gorgeous swell, Loring, VIII
h wanted congress to legislate him int
70 the cabinet
h THE JOB PUT UP.
n These pals Of Lorin held sweet inter
lie course with one another, an
n with degree OF audacity ur
n paralleled, having left only $3
10 Of unprecedented appropriations
he poor Colman's credit, absolutely ter
lt dered Colman grand dinner at Wi
W lRrd's. Colman WAS drenched wit
es champagne and with frothy words an
of fulsome catering, and do you kno
~ that Colman has fallen upon the necl
er OF these fellows and kissed them?
sd Colmans confidential short,hau
)d reporter and telegrapher la their to
40 aud the special OF the New Yol
a. Tribune. Colman cannot say wcl
he or hear one that does not drop into q
% cara OF this tool OF the Salmon rim
or Gentlemen who know the facts do n
lie dare 10 talk to Colman. TT
ne reporter behind the screen in Colmar
he room reports all that is said to Saline
", and his pals, and then to the Repub
N, can leaders, aud II any one sugg'
lid that II might be- we'll to investigs
lily Salmon and the COW and hog KILL
IN business aud dig up the bones Of !
or few cows killed at the cow hospi
au and, counting skulls and horns, lea
1as whether all the carloads of cat
zen brought here 10 be killed correspo
.rs. IN numbers with the few draw los
yer hauled to the bone-yard, Sllm
Of and Sanders aud Dodge aud Ca
of ing and the rest of the ga
rse are instantly gathered in and &
lue man Is made to believe that his frieI
red are his enemies, and those old friel
at. OF his avoid him. Surrounded rs III
me by these heirs aud artitieers OF l.
cor iug's greatness, those who would h
ties estly serve Colmau and promote
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