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Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29
@iScuniin.

Oct FORTE gIObbab paa @nOer
ben for fine Wasier at 8anbfusIe lad
betienbte SoibtOnous GATE boIOtss fOr'
Ieben Ssnbas; minbif 1900 @nber
faI6t for Spssruss gOsfsr.
s RGrbeben at Binueconns bier
/ G~6arsbGss IS 9eriOner arreiferst,
forbi be uar beitiaftiset meo at fans'
Sif | @aru. 0ette er SsspnbeIien I'll
at faa oprstbOIbt 6Orbubst mob Der
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CHI

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Eu HOroOt id
HIM
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DEBORAH Dinnefheif County Jopa, Sn 29oe 2IpriI 1885.

SIass 6ifferi, Os sObt par Bet, OF Der
Der lite bIep brust 9erions anieeIie:
Der uar bIanbt be arreiterebe gpens
goitmeiter, ct tibIisere 9esisIaturmebs
lem Os andre at famine Slaes. NauIt,
ten for en- guteIt git op til $50.
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29

osiaa W~ObtussIisss geuiiet, itisut tenn.
melie ubuaftst. Oet sr MI | BEN bnns
its 8oniuis 9Gnbsr, os ban bar pr. Ges
Iesraf msIbt Sussn til Be rette aut5os
riteter / Risbenbauu.
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29
SIIiHpis.

st naIminbsIis frett SoriSs bleu flo
tie nse foreta9et / gbicuso. 20
UsanO bar / to paafsIsen6e Ratter
srauet fig IND unber @run6muren / BET
llniusrittetet tiIbgrenbe Sbisrpatorium.
9eloi9uis bIeu be ben iibite glat ouers
rlmpleoe at Portueren uso llniuerftes
tst ben n tog 8enene fat, men ben
anoen blsu %faftet. Os fOrtGuer, at ban
par Ieiet at fin Ramerat iii at biGIpe
msb / bette @rbeioe. Oct tan qobt
pare, at Weeniugeu bar ueret at iprens
&c 8pgniH9eu | 9uften, TIT / en- gonoe
bar man fmoet no9Is mistentslige
Batter.
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29
N Gu aBIft S~ortGainssr,

NHh
-,,s,Ta. Gu f5rtaliHs til at is of.
I,rtsus 20. gE uCr0m Sanit 6oriGAtHs.
.S,s.RaaiHsu. On pog7t 5oJtGtitHs.
Fr linen gaa.r 6ortGltns tya ben f6ft:
sr7 gus.
800 gHytrueS cir. On iareslss !iOIis SaI'
-, "a sfTtfu tHtsyes'aHts Our.
s.l,SditS6iRsti RGrbg. GH moriOm JOy'
t1-lz,
SsrnitSaat. otter bet eHstII's.
.,,5ttt eisaigu. u ipsuit SGgH.
ssan. i~5az-tHs.
s,sIs a, Suatr. Giat ai 5srgsn roe.
sTsus strtsaarSsu. On iauofGr0is 6ortautu6
fE lGszs51.
|TV lxHs O. The Horse and its DlCsaSsS.
,,sss r.ais sos fox 6aymers % An1rs, Der be-
SaIrf al ~, Jus4olo vaa 8ss arnsns Smilas.
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SeTGS.

8pen Muffin bar uGrst uSiat for ct
pOIbtomt &esn1fpI, Der bar siOrt, at
flere of bens @ueer itaar unOer tire
Rob ganb mansfOIbise gpsninssr bar
libt bsipbeIist.
0siaa gpen 9enniion bar liOi
betuOelis StaOe of Ell GptlOne; bog
oit. iaapibt uibss, intet MsuneiteIir
tabt.
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bot 6amntcl 90 TUG.
Misunderstanding,
On 3plit 5ortGain ger.

b ipn &riitcIs Oagligc WOrgrns %
gnzsg zOagti 5gt 90 SaHGt. Siaigsnss iiuHs
GaDt GEoagtrr ogrr u0Balgtt gibcliprog. Ill
nst uotlgr RriiHcE CgbgggsIit. at lbSmas
saItSr. CvtVH stlr lu 90EImsl uoeGus. SHRs
L.rhlr eltrau-.
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29

as .etsrubs Poisu" os "geo arneu" ct
Tart Bgllufc-sGr 20. Of 5eeorabspoft cns
krtagiHer. rs Siagr. SHo5uuosu. &c Suol
aN1 Ra arusns Cm lag sasr { en- GHSsu SpaIt'
n s!s..
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2taben 6erreippnoanee.

Bill mo bsnpenoe fig til SIabet
Inter Ocean, CT bet tilitrefteIis abresie:
Inter Ocean, 9bicaso, 81.
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29
Gil Voroe.

"Decorabs Soften" fOrienot til Ruroe
tOfter SLIGO. Gbouneuter / Rorae,
Der suiter TorienoeIisn fortiat IGuoere,
snb SetaIins8tibeu refer, tan ienS,
Us 6 Sronsr | uorite Benae.
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&Or Sf.65

r "ettcrah. Boaen" % "Seo arnen" ct
Jan: AMERICAN POPULAR DC
r0NARY St5Hss5b pda gsb arusus Ems
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Sor &H.z5

a "7ftstab: gohFn" os "gso arasn" ct
AIT Il Grmg!ar al "SDsHftsrus paa Got
El" n s%itoTii' ROmnH ira BstOtsn al bet 1875
E%.ssust Of : :. 8. dTiis. Bogsu sr 25 Ssbsr'
HE is3ss1HssIm Sl.O0. Suebuubeu I SttHes
Gar. ErtY1.
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29
.ifOr &F.&0

"3uetabsgoheu" Og "@eoArnen" Ct
ai q Eur9lar Of eoro caf6uruS 5stre.
Ersn. e guaBoIo paa gss aTusus Smilas s'
sE.e
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RECEIVED.
ARTICLES.
SHIFTED,
sptItroufe.. 27oe Npril ISIS.

Speoe, SO. 2 S7}f; gRai 8s4; SUM
9O8. wRGiS Al. sabre, NU. 2, 81.
Rue, No. l 7115. SB8, NO. 2 6219,
grtra Io. 8 551E. MESS PORK, cash
sl1.75-$1L.9O. Sars, apriI $6.8O-s6.9O
cash.
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ttoentne 9uO. oa lSfprTsI.

Reoenftaaenoe EabeI bier SHOz us llos
fgriel for iiOite use, Os for tiliuarenOe use
iibite Nar:
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29

.''n Tan btitiass til snbDer Ets Of AOrst o
ar'H rsuts ira ben 3tb, SubbtiaItua Ftsr,
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MarkcOs= D~erelnin9er.

6bieaso, 27Oe Glpril, 1885
BtnttrsScsos. gso. 2 red 500; Ho. 3
red, S7-SS.
0GarsSpeoe. Ro. 2, S6-s64.
2eauiGr eaer SO. 2. gaai $50.
s956 .Suui 9O2I-912s;S Sui 81 78-94h.
aGaiS. Giltedge gto. 2 4725-48; april
46B-47s5; 9ai 4735-48ss; Sunl 4725
-4SH; SuIi 47-SH.
Sapre. GO. 2 white S6-3G16; SO. 2.
mixed 1885.
3tue. gO. 2 63-64
3ps. gto. 3 52-53; Ro. 4 $50.
arc. 9imotbp Fair TO choice $l.4O@.
1.55; prime $3.50; &lpper fair to choice
$5.4O@5.62K; prime $5.55-5GO; &intrs
Sl.36 for go. l.
SpiH. $4OO-4.70 for skips, throwouts
and assorted light and 4.35-A6715 for
packers and shippers.
MESS PORK. gtat S1i.7O-$11.SO; SUM
$11.s5-11.9O; SuIi II 921R-12.OO.
Sars. NpriI S6.SO-6.9O.
ESQ. Strife, 11H-12 gts. pr. 9uiiH.
emor: Choice to fancy Creamery 1925
Good do. OO-0O
Ordinary OO-O0
Choice Dairy OO-2O
Good OO-O0
EaIe. 6%-6K.
t1Io. Washed: Unwashed:
Fine heavy sO.25-O.27 $O13-0.15
Fine light rs .271 IL .16
Coarse 10 .25H IL 10
Medium .28- .2sH is .21
Low Medium .24- % is 10
aiRrsarG. Glagteoe salfuuer l4@15
pr. gunO; EuateOe Ssns 1l@12 Cts. pr.
8uHo.
SorarGpGs, &riierue paa be ~fpriIels
li9e Grades er:
Prime Steers, 15O0-17O0 pds. s6O0@6.45
Choice 70 fancy steers 625-6.65
Good to choice shipping steers $4,000
Fair 70 good shipping steers 450-5.50
Common to fair steers 400-5.0O
Feeders, fair to choice 440|LG0
Stockers, common 70 good 325-4OO
Good 10 choice COWS 3.5O-3.75
Common to medium cows 1.tO-2.60
Rough and fair mixed lots 100000
Poor 70 common mixed lots 100000
aaar. Gepenoe 475-46O pr. 100 EuHo.
SnSsr. @~rgHialteos 6, DO. b~efinOiaeoe
6h, DO. lette s-sA, grsHiaIteoe &aIuea
Suoer TX, tsrreoe DO. 14-15.
|
uSentltg Subs o9 uof1risI.
gpNeuf4nnpuhp g1bpI hiIpr Gunz M In
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ta ssEss isnot / aImiuoeIiee Srepe Tar
M iat Dayt Guiparlis. Oct 5Gnesr, al i~aoeapi
e@'siI 5ars 2la gsien.
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~NHssrs uaa o2gipe TT HaDu, bog IL, for Of
aSat' HEeiassH iaa iOrIang,s.
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SnsntanNs.G uttcu.

vi nil baue enbeI Gremplarsr al
'9usmanbs: @utteu tiIiaLss. gosen
oil bItus fGrbis ON 10 a u Daoe, 90
tOiter, i%nbbunben i Sbirtins, rs Gts.
8a OpIaset lite er fort, er set
bsSit, at man inbien6sr fin Or6re itibe.
NoresIe:
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29

Rlsnaltus 59r 5tt Ret Postal Notes, Money
Registered Letters tIsT 8srIsr. Local Checks
Re ion iu.s BdaIius. ba ri mua itnSs BEN
u S.ri ss gt u~5i,sots paa, for 9ous.ttoH, og
fal5 tI25 Gents. elem lite at iEsss
01u S!aU'ttttu sqtr gsrIsu tue I Srsust.
Hssa yeptr Suuars Ct istsuGrb mtrs suo 95 cts.
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per nge 9eta
be bar En- |
|oit at faa 4
en- iaa bat1
teo1, men ~
hunoa". /
Enoer life gaf
|n aIeue iaaS1
Der gltlaaterA
|eH un9bog93
ses trEpes Il
|oblobs". gtI
+ Gere crosa
|resHtrerat Il
/ the Stud n
|loer Ell rsqH1
cross til. /
b Sp9apfr: /
|it 6eitsrartHl
b er at fire 1
Dem, Der III
b fine Ssit@ /
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s'abaHHrutsr bsbss tH6isnss nsiagtis GSrssIs
a g'zHt7 0s Stat, iumt p. o. Box sls'
~ q fasaar tGpgs.
Decorah-posten., 1885-04-29

httin Ssrauoriug. &anr en- 8boHnsnt sHi'sr
tat tgaHsyst, naa ben tiblisers abrssis OpgtUss
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TOr Sips

ss 9ttorab:gpttH" % "@eo Hrueu" Il
e, IT Of utssafsg Ha0Htt sBser iuobuuOus;
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h'tsitIapgrH utl Eoviie, uaar SiesH Ct uhs. Sa9
81 0a.2sa, os isHo int 2uGupt, buis St trsH''
ar1s 5.as,t
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k~'asitist ps SsoSfaIo I G5onnsrisrs Ga'
e stages gTatts. GitsrIpprsiIer tnetasss tOT
zaE StHit. Sgo Orb rsguss for en- Stri'.
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SQlu

7 geres 9ana
oluHiBip er /
|oeraf. Gen 7
0rg0e Og id
|er ct taulelS
Pc O8 to 9uSsl
+ Sot til al
|HteH fifEsl
y. Supd
bnr hoc II
InIobranSa
PeeOrab, Sopf
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ssaS, men tie ian bIipe eniae msO
IN. 9oOr be Hal saa for at fnbe
\, Y o'aigt, be bsr sua til Soma,
h a. ssE'V2Tes li9~eOOerfor Stanbiuas
s.~,l Iaast IT Omtrsut bet Iumme lum
s EarS, U9 tiuise fan nj apIe
"a, sIo8s Grsoe, builfet life er
Ss os mere uurolise os peItlise
q Is SaslatR gOpntp, Soma, er enO.
; y. SaaN Tor SuIg til biuiae gri,
s'os Siliuur, lise inoe imeuem
|, /. tarms Og soOs gtoIer; ct
~ ,a,. u Dollars pr. Wire. Ser
II s'3 tn HsI OpOprteOe Garme til.
IT, "a u til 25 Dollars pr. Wire.
seesn snlier narmere uaoerretniua
n. ssr, inOsn be beasmmer fla
ssa : "a 6sOss be at Ttrioe til mia,
ssp ssI8sRaal 1iuI blipe beiporeSs
l,aes ION muIist.
ls, @ RxaoN,
''a' OOsriOr Court Sniet.
IiS NIsonn, Soma.
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epra,Qpna, 3riierns paa Be @fprIiiel

aaar. 2epenoe 475-4S0 pr. 100 Buno,
SnSsr. @rBHialteos 6, DO. ~beiinoiaeoe
6h, DO. lstte s-s4, g~reHialteoe &aloe'
Suoer liz, tsrreoe DO. 14-15.
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B. N

Seturab, Sonia.
NIB. Senb iaa faa postage stamps
JON muIist, pa BET er uunTtsIist for os
at omIGtte lamme.
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r No,

Registered 3
:
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
How the Carolines Are Governed.

The Caroline Islands may be regard
ed as a practical exhibition of most Of
the various systems of government that
are Just now in favor. zap and Kusaie,
two of the largest islands of the group
are kingdoms; and considering that
zap is only a Pacific kingdom, it is a
very advanced place, its chief town
possessing p well-paved street, and
there being on the island no less than
sixty.scvcn villages, each of which is a
semi-independent commune. Unfortu-
nately, consumption is rampant, and
the population is rapidly decreasing.
Kuasie is less enlightenedmonarc
but, on the other hand, it has no con
sumption. and il has number OF 81
cantic ruins which have no rivals in
Yap. Ponape, q third island. is an Oil
garchy governed by five princes. Like
Kuasie, it contains remarkable pre-hs-
,oric ruins, and thirty years ago il had
a population of 1900 souls. AT the
present time, owing to recent ravages
of smallpox, there are only 2'ooo;
These. however, are well-to-do and
ilourishing, and they are noted for their
intelligence and physical beauty. Other
Islands are Republics, elective despot-
isms and federations of petty prince
doms. but none is so prosperous as Oil
garchical Ponape. London Ne'os'
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
AND EDUCATIONAL.

Fully thrce-fourths of the mem.
bers of Baptist churches in this city,"
says the New York Examiner, "are peo-
pie that depend for their support on daily
labor"
Did anyone ever hear Of q church
accommodating a man for stealing
railroads, gambling in stocks, Turing the
public by crooked accounts, or laying
soiled money upon the altar Of the Lordp
~ y Mercury.
Plans have been filed for q new
building for the Young Women's Chris
tian Association in New York. 1t will
be erected at No. East Fifteenth street,
will be rs by 100 feet and five stories
high, and cost 100000.
In the German Universities there
are reported to be l57 Professors between
the ages of seventy and ninety, 122 of
whom still deliver lectures. Teaching
in Germany would seem to be . healthy
occupation y EIaminev.
That is a strange statement which
the Congregdfionoiia makes, ION good
authority" that so far as can be remem-
bered no young man born and bred in
the nine Congregational Churches in
Hartford. Conn, has within the last
fourteen years become minister.
The Prussians make all children 90
to school, but pay the teachers so poor
ly that they cant be kept in the
classroom except when absolutely un-
able to find other employment. A
teacher often has 800 pupils to instruct.
Over four hundred persons were
added to the sixty Congregational
Churches Of Oregon and Washington
Territory in the past year, and plan is
announced for their union hereafter in
one association, to include both the
State aud the Territory. --Christian at
Work.
Christianity has found . warm
friend in the King of Siam. The Pres
byterians, it appears, have acquired
great influence over his Majesty, and
the King delights in the furthering of
their work. At Lakon he has donated
the land for new station, and he has
subscribed 81, 900 for the erection Of a
hospital.
The Educational Comant reports a
happy condition of educational affairs in
Kentucky. School-houscs have been
built in many places, salaries have
taken an upward tendency, and the
editors have shown q most cordial dis
position to welcome contributions on
educational matters to their columns.
No immediate danger Of intellectual
overwork threatens the pupils of the
common schools Of Georgia. In the ru-
raj districts three months constitute the
school year, and it requires the most
rigid economy to keep them going three
months with the present appropriation.
All the cities and enterprising towns
suppliment their pittance from the State
school funds by local taxation and main
tain excellent schools for about nine
months in the year Chicago Times.
The Atlanta University awards
prizes for the best specimens Of the va
rious crops cultivated by the students
on the experiment farm. A native AZ
rican boy beat the Irish potato record,
producing the finest tubers ever seen in
that locality. Several of his companion
pupils credited this success to the fact
that he Frequently prayed over his
patch" Another explanation is that
he hoed his rows while his competitors
were idle. The two versions are sugges-
tive; the reader may accept either or
both ~ Y. Tribune.
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
WIT AND WISDOM.

---Muybridge, who photographed
horses in motion, has succeeded in TAX
ing birds flying. He might try house
fly on a bald-headed background
Hatford Post.
Eat, digest; read, remember; earn,
save; love and be loved. II these four
rules be strictly followed. health, intel
ligence. wealth, and true happiness will
be the result. t.-Det on Post.
-"Why, DOCTOR said sick lady
''you give me the same medicine as you
are giving to my husband. How's thatp"
"All right" replied the doctor; whats
sauce fof the goose is sauce for the gan
DER Chicago Tibune.
Anxious wife-It rains, and you
will have to take an umbrella. Hus
band Cooking out the door)-Ugh. !
should say so! Why, it just pours
Anxious he-Dear, yes: hadn't you bet
ter take two? He took to-his heels
Chicago Journal.
Some one says 'the wise man sells
his knowledge II he gave his knowl-
edge away, he would be fool.
and If he were fool he would
have no knowledge at all. Ergo
man who gives away his knowledge has
none to give away.-M Y. Herald.
A student who had made very little
progress, in taking leave of one of his
tutors began thus with great pathos
"Herr Professor. 1t is to you that am
indebted for all that know" 'Stop,
stop, 1 pray!" replied the tutor, "do
not mention such trifle. "-Elsenr
RoWier.
Some people are in favor Of giving
ones wife name esthetically sugges-
tive Of her husbands business. A good
plan. A chemists wife would then be
Ann Eliza; a furniture dealers. Sophia;
farmers, lilly; flsherman's, Netty;
a tonsorial artists Barbara; a burglars.
Kitty; an attorneys, Law-ra; bar
keepers, Gin-erva; an editors, Rita.
Mr.. Jones-"That was a shocking
tragedy last night" Miss DE Silva (of
Boston, )-"What was itp" Mr.. Jones
"A man went down in the Bowery last
night and killed woman he never saw
before without the slightest provoca-
tion." Miss DE Silva-''He had never
been introduced to her?' Mr.. Jones'
Never. Now what would you say of an
occurrence Of that sort in Bostonp"
Miss DE Silva (very much shockeO--'I
should certainly say that he was very
rude. IN Y. Sun.
A Maiden's Soliloquy-"Tis won.
drous strange how great the change
since ! was in my teens; then I'd a
beau and billet-doux and Joined the
gayest scenes. But lovers now have
ceased to vow-no way they now con-
trive to poison, hang. or drown them
selves because I'm 35. Once, il the
night was e'er so bright, ne'er abroad
could roam without 1.-THE bliss, the
honor, miss, of seeing you safe home"
But now go, through rain and snow,
fatigued and scarce alive, through ali
the dark, without spark-because I'm
35.-Phi adelphia Press.
Keep the old friends.
Make new friends, but keep the old,
Those are silver. these are gold;
New-made friendships, like new wine,
Age will mellow and refine.
Friendships that have stood the test
Time and changc-are surely best;
Brow may wrinkle, hair grow gray.
Friendship never knows decay.
For mid old friends, tried and true,
Once more we our youth renew.
but old friends, alasl MAJ dic,
New friends must their place supply
Cherish friendship in your breast,
New il good. bot old best;
Make new friends, hut keep the old.
Those are silver, these are gold
- Erthdng,
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
GYPSUM.
The Value OF Plaster as a Land Dressing
and Fertilizer.

Gypsum is valuable fertilizer.
Chemically pure it contains about twen-
ty-three parts lime, forty-six sulphur,
and twenty-one water. Its beneficial
effects are owing to its soluble lime and
its sulphuric acid. 1t fixes volatile and
escaping carbonate of ammonia, and
conveys them to the roots Of plants.
The carbonates of ammonia coming in
contact with the sulphate of lime forms
carbonate of lime and sulphate of am
monia. This fixing Of ammonia makes
gypsum especially valuable on the ma
nure pile, where q few light dressings
applied every day and half will effect
the preservation of nearly all the am
monis in the pile. Applied to light
soils, especially soils deficient in lime, it
is very valuable, doubling in some cases
such crops as clover; but on clay soils
also highly stimulating effects are OBJ
tanned. The plaster should be in a very
Underground condition to get the best
effects the first season. The effect of
plaster does not end with one or two
seasons, but has been distinctly traced
years after application. In dry sea-
son little effect is obtained the first sea.
son, but in an ordinary or wet season
the effect is very marked. While plas-
ter is applied, and beneficially it is said
by some who use it, on wheat and other
grain crops, its best results are clover
and grasses, turnips, peas and Indian
corn. With the last crop it is some
times put in the hills, a spoonful to each
hill, though the view of general results
extending over years of general distri-
button is perhaps the best way of apply
ing it. With the other crops it may be
sown either broadcast by hand, method
hard on the hands and eyes, or sown
with drill or plaster sower. The guam
tity per acre sown on light soils should
never be less than 100 pounds per acre.
The best practice is to SOW 200 or 500
pounds per acre. 1t is deemed that
mixed with salt il gives better results
than when used alone. Tho mixture va
ries in proportions in individual prac-
tice. some using 100 pounds gypsum to
200 pounds salt, while others use 200
pounds of each per acre. The best
time to SOW it is in the spring, very
early. and give second lighter dress
ing after vegetation is advanced little,
saw about the middle of MAY. On an
average of years well-ground gypsum i.
certainly found highly profitable fer.
iiizer ON farms not I @ iar removed
from gypsum mines. -. ~ NJ, IL mr.
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
SONG OF THE CLERK.

He leaned 'gainst the high piled shelves.
And his eyes were heavy and red
His arms were rigid, his fingers were numb
And light and dizzy his head;
And he sang this song thro the evening long
Until most of us were In bed.
sOh for the evening air,
And a sight of the setting sun
To strengthen the nerve and brighten the evs
When my tedious day is done!
And little play, each Saturday,
when my hard earned wages is woni
swell for the hard-working man.
Tho his hands have horny grown,
He has the wealth of vigor and health.
And the strength of muscle and bone
He feels as free as the wind ON the sea
when he calls his evening his own.
"well for the volunteer,
when his hard campaign Is DER
For no 4 he can rcst on his laurels green.
And think OF his tolls no more
eFor the boSed-up clerk II is constant work.
And prisonmeut sad and sore.
"Oh ladies tender and true,
q. sisters, SO fr, sh and fair,
Some pity own for us, haggard grown.
And give MS the evening air!
We wait all day till strength Gibbs away
on SO who have time TO spare!
''Oh. for the evening air.
And Il sight of the setting SUM-
To strengthen the nerve and brighten the avs
when my tedious day Is done!
And nn easy rest on the Sabbath blest.
Instead OF worn-out onei"
Montreal Star.
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
"A once very popular pastry was

"A once very popular pastry was
called Washington pie It was highly
favored with cinnamon, probably for
the purpose of Disgusting the taste Of
the unknown ingredients entering into
its compost on. A large slab was sold
for three cents and immense quantities
of 1t were consumed by small boys. OF
late years 1t has almost entirely disap-
peared. and its place in the pie econ
omy has been taken by the mealy
checsecake. which possesses equally fill
ing qualities and has the advantage of
being composed Of known materials. -
Troy Times.
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
~shoot Polly as She Flles."

was the way II appeared In the proof-slip.
The argus-eyed proof-reader, however,
knew the quotation intended and changed
II to read: "Shoot Folly as she fies."-
Pope. OF course it was an error, yet how
many are daily committing much graver
errors by allowing the first symptoms of
consumption to go unheeded. II afflicted
with loss Of appetite, chilly sensations, or
hacking cough, IL 10 suicidal to delay q
single moment the use of DR.. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Discovery" the great
and only reliable remedy yet known for
this terribly fatal malady. Send two let
ter stamps for DIR. Perce's complete treat
ise on this disease. Address Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, NY.
The Osceola times., 1885-10-10
"Laueh and Grow Fat"

is a precept easily preached, bat not %
easy to practice. II a person has no appe-
tite, but a distressing nausea, sick head
ache, dyspepsia, boils, or any other Ill re-
impossible to get up such laugh as will
produce aldermanic corpulencc. In order
to laugh satisfactorily you must bc well,
and to be well you must have your bowels
in good order. You can do this and laugh
heartily with DR.. Pierce's "Pleasant Purg-
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liver and bowels and best promoters Of
iollity.