New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-24
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.


as Justin and II len" OF Morrstown, n. j.. send $40
to THE TRIBUNE Fresh Air tund
Il costs only twenty cents to get drunk In Japan but
about 81 o recover from It's ELECTS
DC Candolle the distinguished Partisan scholar, has
srokeu good word for the children OF the clergy He
shows that the hereditary effect OF religion on heuect
for the last TWO hundred years has been good Ana he
gives long list OF cergymens sons aud daughters wno
have risen to eminence.
Icyi Hodges in Torrington up among the hills OF
Itoled County Is farmer who mas got tlrea OF trying
TO make tue OF his farm profitable Thereto-e he ias
turned attention to tie stream that runs tnoug us
ronerty and has made up his mind that the water "a
more productive OF wealth than the soil Inc stream
the pdrest mountain spring water csa nd sn bsdn aa
two or three OF them III all ani they look IKE very sd
teiors of these structures are diyced into complr
mcnts and az the old nSh spawn the chturist
d oan ~ becomes tiny little fsh that develop into
beautiful front. Mr. Hodges produces thousands upon
Of Ie little ones to tho fish commission SO 81 per
thousand; then he sells great quantities OF ms larger sn
letter than farming Representative FentOn. OF Wind
sor has made like discovery AZ MS MOUNTAINEERING
| place at Poquonnock. i Hartford Times
cersyman OF Connecticut who recently died left all
bis moncy 20 missionary societies, and did not leave
cent to feeble and ponness brother VINO Is In puDe
| Institution
So you say you were chased by Indians Y said
Ethelinda to her bash lover Z eor2e . a,..o, m
| entire day by band Of ho,tiles.
! And you received no injury T. ,. ...-
"No. We got away from them Dut IL was P'e'''
| tight squeeze"
| a what T.
| A tight squeeze
you don't know what tight squeeze is Well. er.
that il 10 say-y love, KNOW ergueSs It's ABOUT
time Won did know I-erwill give you An Illustration
And he did Boston Courier
The Boston Pilot Englishmen are not tho only
paople who write books about place before visiting IT,
/ 10 fhaa ufno If
This il about as coarse brutal aud hippant paragraph
AS It has ever fortune to see in auy Journal
| calling itself respectable.
Moang Thukhada, samese traveller. has just
written book abOHt America, in English He has lived
| in philadelphia, where he states that he married tue
daughter OF gentleman OF the trade OF keepers OF
saloons" lie thus explains why he writes his book in
English consider language TO lie the chief charm OF
! all America. Now n l write my book in my own Ian
guage my people, having 1t read Will know not all tue
| English language, only the American nanners nut II
my book write English they perceive the beauty. the
elegance and all the numberoneness. as the Americans
would saw of the language which did learn. and which
they will desire to learn, from the lips OF natives
sweet young thing up to telegraph counter in
England with form Ia her Land and dident look on
her face and nq nred Can't send just word for
less than a shilling r. No. miss" replied the clerk
the rate Is shilling for word or twenty but II YOU
are in hurry and willing to wait until August tue
rate will per- " Walt until August, Indeed loa
don't know the scarcity OF husbands. young man You
see,' she went conhdngly, dear George mas pro,
posed to me by letter, and want to secure hln as ~
WERE before he has time to change MS mind. Bus
young ladies, aud the eet young thing had to secure
George at an outlay of n shillins.-lIroy Times
nice coffin considered very appropriate present
TO send to an old person in China. You are however
expected to lind size the candidate will require
without asking him directly
Nothing makes Boston man so mad as to say some
thug about the burning of witches in Sew-Enghnd
smart colonel Of AN Icsh militia regiment was lately
found fault with by the inspecting general Tor tne ~
different shooting OF his regiment Inc coonei repea'
Sir must explain that stand before you III two po-
sto ono rs colonel of the regiment and the other as
AN Irish landlord? As far as am e9neerheu' eoh
slider the shooting good enough -tIroy lines
When Malay wants ultimate that be is in the pres
encc OF superior he sits down. That must be the rea-
son why men sometimes remain seated while ades arc
standing In n car They feel their inferiority.
President Clevelaud-" What no, without there
Don't YOU see you are crowding into tho moat ana
PSeited Office Seekers" Hoist up your old pOrcus
anu Pr,ent Csyeland-@ Canst thou the
blaLoncd motto, Public office public trust Oh 'le
TIcSd onice-seekers-" Pass the rost-oces through
| vias's confidential wicket and all VIII be well
| President Cleveland =" Sdeath. Whe gave II awayi
! Ho there war,lenl Let the multitude In The Mug.
Willis Willis ord aud let post-oiicos how like beer"
Grand Chorus-'Don't forget the beer Hartford
| Post
| This is how a local paper described lumber hro
Michigan: The roaring of the fire, the grim grandeur
Of the flames rs they rolled round ana round the bahus
cndcrs rising hish iu the air and carried far ~ Tie ea
| and SOUTH
Fierce as ten turies
Terri lie as HE'LL
| the cries OF the fremcn the fathers and mothers
anxously watching homes, the terrified ehdre"
inst awakening from their little cots, following aHr
Them the lowing of the cattle aud sluealng PIGS ee
loose from the entire neighhorhood and tho picture o'
men on the roofs of houses, FAR as the eye cout rc'
made the scene aweird one, not soon to he ehaced rO
memorys pages
Now that Mount Vesuvius has ceased ernptlng We
confidently expect to The Atlanta Constitution oPy
out on Colonel Henry Watterson. 10 Is relnarkavns
meteorOOg ical fact that whenever Nesuyius Is ss
Versa. 80 would advise Colonel Watterson 70 We''
| his gum boots and carry an umbrela--iChicago news
Evidently something is wrong; with r big W. hep
lcan rule at Washington, according 10 the apostles "
Reform {" who as You know are honorable men D We
marked by aristocrRtc luxury, IL aped the ene"ia
indulgences Of eliete monarchies, and squaaderc
| Peoples money sybartc epcureansn. but peAs
cratic rule Is an era OF Atwood eopper-iastenen es
| hardened Reform and Jefersonian simplicity. "h''
fore then is II shamelessly stated, evon In Admlns'ts
ton papers that tue White House table Is just 40 wen
spread now as 1t was during President Arthnrs Admins
tration ~ Is the stomach Of JeAersonian simplicity
DO deprived Of the mush and inolasses for whiea
yearns and forced TO angish upon errapn and trnes
Must stern Reform cry out In vain for hog aud non'
| and be fed pate de foe-sras and nientins,.
| tongues Presently Mr.. Cleveland wiz DO uiSc"us
| the time honored tarred-twine In favor oil SUE '
penders and entering the fatefu path that lea'