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The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1885-11-26

"A gentleman went by train one day
to see his favorite daughter of. Sc.
curing her seat, he passed out and
went round to her window to say q
parting word. The daughter left the
seat to speak to frcnd. and at the
same time prim old maid took the
seat and moved up to the window.
Unaware of the important change in
side. the gentleman hurriedly put his
face up to the window and said: "One
more kiss. sweet pet!" In another in.
slant the point Of cotton umbrella
was thrust from tho window. followed
by the passionate Injunction: "Be OFT.
you gray-headcd wretch!-M y
Ledger
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$500 A YEAR.
FULL OF FUN.
The chemist Is tho rcadiest OF men.
Ha al,xava has n ratnrt.

The chemist Is tho rcadiest OF men
He always has retort.
II Il wasn't for the smell soae but
tor would be botter fer plastering than
mortar. - Waterloo Observer.
Tho Appalachian Club will soon
discuss tho question: "Was Chocoria
tho original Pigwacket?" We under.
stand that Chocorua will plead mot
guilty. ."-BOston Post
--"What Is weather rcportP" asked
. small boy. who was reading paper.
II don't know precisely. but suppose
that thunder Is one kind Of weather ro-
port, responded his parcnt.-M T.
Ledger.
Her father Is q pirator' Jaw.
ya.as" "Why, what are you talking
aboutp Old Pinfeather is no pirate"
"Why--aw-ya.as. He's q regular
freebooter That's the reason that ]
left of going to her house"
1t is said that q bee can pull moro
In proportion to its sizo than horse.
1--WE don't know as to that" says tho
editor of the Bucna Vista Democrat.
"but they are quite powerful when they
back up to you and push"
What are the things which touch
as most as we look back through tho
ycarsp" asked female lecturer, i'm.
prcssively. There was moments aw-
full pause. and then q small boy in tho
audience answered: 'Our clothes "
Burlington Free Press.
There is something suggestive In
tho fact that bronze statuc Of Bacchus
has been found lying In the bed OF tho
River Tibcr. Devotces Of Bacchus are
frequently found lying in the bed OF
river. Mortality statistics Bacchus up
In this statement -NorristoUn Herald
The Amiablc Hcifer.-
A farmer once called his COW Zephyr"
She seemed such an amiablc hephyr.
When the farmer drew near
She kicked OIL his ear.
And now thar old farmers much dephyr.
-Gocddu's sun.
-"Well, what next. / wondcr?"
murmurcd meek little man who sat
In barber shop reading an account OF
the smallpox scare. "You'ro next"
shouted the barber in such stentorian
tones that the little man jumped from
bis chair and rushed out Of the shop to
get vaccinatcd. T. Journa'.
-"Uncle James," said city young
lady, who was spending q few days in
the country. "is that chicken BY the
gate Brahma?" NO" replied Uncle
James, "he's Lcghorn" "Why, cor.
tainly. to be surc!" said the young lady.
"How stupid of me! can see the horns
on his ankles. "-Rochester Express.
"A young man who believes in self.
Improvement. having recently married.
suggested to his wife that they should
argue some questions frankly and fully
every morning. in order to learn more
Of each other. The first question hap.
pened to DO whether woman could
be expected to get along withou: n
hat" he took tho affirmative, and when
last seen he had climbed into hay loft.
and was pulling the ladder after him.
Boston Budget.
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MATRIMONIAL EXPERIENCE.
The Happiness OF . Loving Couple which
Was Too Great to Last.
SIX MONTHS AFTER MARRIAGE.

Was Too Great 20 Last.
SIX MONTHS AFTER MARRIAGE.
dearest Lucy. don't you want to
grace tho ball this evening with your
lovely preseuce' You know we re.
oeivcd a very polite invitation"
Just as you say. dear William.
Whatever pleascs you pleascs me. l
will do whatever you think for the
best"
"Woll. Lucy. suppose We go-that is.
II 1t will afford you any pleasure. Don't
say you want to 20 just because ! sug.
gested it You know ] am always hap.
py II you are about"
"Just rs you say, dearest What
dress shall wear' Shall wear my
white satin dress or my bottle.grcen
merino with bead trimmings' You
know which is tho most becoming to
me-"
Dear Lucy, you arc beautiful In any
dress. Just consult your own taste, but
I think your white satin dress Is very
becoming"
That is just the one was going to
wear How happy we will bc at the
ball. You must promise me. William.
darling, that you will not leave me even
for minute. am so sad and lonely
when you are not about"
"What wouldn't l do to please you9
I am sometimes afraid that our happi.
ness Is too great to last"
Don't speak that way. William. 1t
makes cold shiver run over mo- Now
will 90 upstairs and dress"
Lucy disappears.
"Thcrc she goes. What an angelic
creature she Is. How wretched /
should be II anything happened to her.
My heart tells me will never cease to
love her What happy man ! am."
SIX YEARS LATER
"Why don't you hand over that
sugar bowl? you never put enough
sugar In my coffee"
"You Just shut your mouth.
Bill Beasly. Iput enough sugar in the
coffee to swecten barrel Of vinegar.
You, Johnny. II you put your finger In
that dish again, I'll make you wish you
had never been born. you dirty little
thing. You, Susan. quit that smiling
Quit it, say"
Mrs. Beasly pounds Susan on the
back.
81 don't think you ought to beat that
child. but you always were brute,'
said Mr.. Bcasly.
"Bill Beasly, / want you TO shut your
mouth. You just mind your business. ="
"Pa, Johnny is tearing your paper.
you little scoundrol, I'll teach you
10 tear my paper. Take that"
Mr.. Beasly cuils Johnny's ear.
20. you bully" cxclaims Mrs. Beas-
Iy. referring to her husband. Come
hore. Johnny. poor boy. Did he hurt
youp Here Is o lump Of sugar for
you"
Lucy. you act like a blamed fool.
You are enough to drive man crazy.
You always insist on having your own
way about things"
"You can have your own way for n
while. for l am going to the skating
rink"
Mra Beasly takes her leave.
Heaven be praised Now. III
have quiet time" sighed the hus.
band. "What q wrctched thing 1t Is to
be tied to that woman. II was to
live with that woman q thousand
years, I'd never care the snap Of my
finger for her. What fool ! have been
not to have hunted up divorce lawyer
long ago. 7eras Sytings.
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-"Mr. j. S. Nixon, Of this place.
while in attendance at Presbytery. q,
Newport, r. l." says the Franklin
Repository, engaged In conversation
with the young Indian whom Presby.
terry took dnder It's care. In speaking
Of Indian names this young man said:
Now the river Susquehanns received
It's name In this way. An Indian stand.
ing on one side Of tho bank called
across to the other. "Susque," which
means "Are you therc" His friend
replied: Hanna" which interpreted
means Il am here" A white man
standing noar heard It and named the
river accordingly"
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ITEMS OF INTEREST.

Tho latest novelty in purses in Paris
Is q baby's boot crochcted in silk
David Whalcn is said to be the tall.
est man in Philadelphia. He stands six
feet seven and half inches in his stock.
ing feet.
There Is q low on the statute books
of Pennsylvania which requires house.
keepers to scrub their pavements every
Friday. II was passed in 1867.
Texas is progressing wonderfully
fast. In 1870 the grand total value Of
farm products OF the State was $4,000.
OO0 Now it has swelled to tho en-.
srmous sum OF s8l. .006,O00
lip New York an analysis has been
made of tho Chinese tipple. which they
have been selling among themselves
free of excise. 1t is found to contain
thirty.eight per cent OF alcohol, and
henccforth the Chinese will be required
to procure licenses to sell their native
drink.
During fight among somc prison.
srs In the corridor Of the jail in Roch-
ester, N. Y. colorcd man named
Mills, who was spectator OF the com.
bat suddenly sank to tho floor and ex.
pircd. Ho was very timid man. OF q
nervous temperament, and 1t was sup.
posed that he was literally scared to
death.
Mayor Hardy. Of Lincoln, Neb..
having offended powerful element OF
the population by his radical stand ON
the temperance question. received o
ghastly warning. coffin being left at
his door. He promptly sold the collin
for thirteen dollars and turned the mon.
ey into the treasury Of the local tenn
perance society. - Chicago Tribune.
John Jordan, a passenger on tho
steamer Colorado, from New York to
Galveston. where ho was going to soc
his brother. became deranged whom the
vessel was two days out, and leaping
overheard. was drowned. Several OF
tho crew tried to catch him so. as to
keep him from taking tho fatal leap.
but be eluded them all.
"A few days ago farmer living
Just north Of Clyde, N. T.. observed q
hawk dive to the ground and imme.
diately rise with something In Its claws.
Presently the bird commenced making
some strange motions. and st last fell
to the ground mo,iopless Upon ex-
aiming tee hawk Il was discovered
that he held weasel in his claws, and
The weasel had tho hawk by the throat
Both were dead. Troy nmes
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1885-11-26

1T Is easy to prevent rust within
showcases. It Is we'll known that the
rusting Of bright steel goods Is duo to
The precipitation Of atmospheric moist
ure upon the metal This may be obvi.
ated by keeping the air surrounding
the goods in dry condition; and a
saucer Of powdered quicklime placed
in an ordinary showcase will usually
suffice to prevent the russing of the cut.
lsry exhibited theisin. a. tho lime will
take up the moisture. -tAisxse Jsur-
nal.
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1885-11-26
a FIRST LovE.MAKINo.

A land thereis beyond the sea
u. That have never seen.
Dut Johnny says ho'il take mo there
And shall be n Queen.
Hen build for me a palace there,
Its roof will he of thntch,
And Il will have littIo porch
And everything TO match.
And he'll give me garden green,
Aud he'll give ME crown
OF rowcrs that love the wood and held
And never grow In town.
And We shall be 40 happy ther,
And never. never part,
Aud shalt be the grandest Queen
rno Queen OF Johnny's heart
Then, Johnny. man your little boat
To sail across the sea!
There's only room for King and Queen
For Johnny and for me
And, Johuny dr.r, I'm not afraid
" ANY wind or tide.
For am always safe, my dear.
II you are by my side.
Lucy Gigori, m CdsssWs MdodiinL
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1885-11-26

Tobacco smoking" said o trav.
eler. els so common in Holland. that Il
is almost impossible to distinguish one
person from another In q room full OF
smokers" "Bat supposing you want
to speak to some one present, how are
you to find him out'" "Ah! in such
cases q waiter is sent round with pair
Of bellows. With which hs' blows away
ths smose from the face Of eVery pcr.
ion until the right one Is found"
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1885-11-26

The ladies were talking about thoir
old silver and the newer designs, when
Mrs Oldblossom said; II use nothing
upon my table but hammered ware"
And just then as crash Of resounding
china came echolng from the kitchen
she added: And there's the artist ham.
mering some moro of it now "--Bar
dsi!e. in brooklyn Eagle
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1885-11-26
Business College
JACKSON. MISS.

Young men OF enc, gy and intelligenc.
who desire TO make their way In the world
by habits Of economy and their own in.
dustrious efforts, will have the best ad'
vautages offered them In this institution
for acquiring thorough business educa.
tion.
Forty Dollars secures scholarship for
complete course in Book Keeping and Pen
mauship.
Tho entire expense 70 secure Diploma
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Board, Books, Stationery and Washing.
The second session OF this well establish.
cd school begins Sept. 10th, 1855.
Send fc- circulars and specimens OF pan.
,nanship.
ROupEBuSH s WYATT,
Proprieton,
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Progressive croquet

Edith-You were not at Grosvenor's
last Tuesday. Lille So sorry! We
had q splendid time.
Lille (languidly)-Same old thing.
Isupposep"
"No, indeed. We played progress.
sivs croquet and -"
Progressive croquet' Good grs-
cious. what now game Is thstp"
well. 1t is played precisely tho
same as the old game, only there is no
fighting permitted" - Philadelphia
Gall.
The Hazlehurst signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1883-1885, 1885-11-26

AN English paper reports tha. dur.
ing regent explorations st Mnsvah o
petrlfsd umbrella was found IN ono OF
the temples.
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APPLICATION FOR A PATENT,
UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE,

EUREKA, NEVADA, November "a, 1884.
NOTICE IL HEREBY GIVEN THAI TIE
IN SweetwaterM Mining Company, OF Treasure
Hill. Nevada, whose Postofice address 10
Hauilton, Nevada. has this day filed its appl.
cation for o prtent for fifteen hundred linear
feet of the Hidden Treasure Number 2 mine or
vein bearing silver with surface ground st
hundred feet in width, situated in White Pine
Mining District. County Of White Pine ana
State Of Nevada, and designated by the hela
notes and official plat on file In this ONCE -
Lot Number ITO, located upon unsurveyea
land. the exterior boundaries OF said Lou
Number ITO being az follows. to-
Beginning at q post marked No. i, Unieu
Sta ties survey No. ITO, whence the section cor
ner common to sections "a and %, IownsnaP
10 north, Range 81 east, and sections ~ snd ov.
Township 16 north, Range So east, Mouas
Disblo Meridian, bears south SO degrees 90
minutes west 5,642 feet, and peak NO, es
north 63 degrees 16 mute west 5W z-iv ~
thence running, first course, north loa dns IN
east 1900 feet to post marked NO. = op
States survey No. ITO; thence. second eoa,na sa
south 65h degrees east 600 feet to post marcy
No. 3. United States survey No. llo; ~ Iast
third course, south 10h degrees west I,eov M
ia post marked No. 4, United States survuI de.
110; and thence, fourth course. nortn 0 United
States survey No. 101. Hidden Tressut. sur,
45O feet to post No. 2 Of said United s.sss scs ~
vey No. 101, 600 feet to post No. l, tnoPA"
beginning. containing IS s7-lW acres
Magnetic variation 16 degrees ess.; IN the
The location of this mine is recoraeu = Ms.
Recorders Office OF White Pine m,nsns
trict, In book I. of the records OF saia ~
This claim Is bounded on the s~outhWeS'o'
Hidden Treasure mining claim. any
Any and all persons claiming aoVensoiy
portion Of said Hidden Treasure No. = "a "A.
surface ground are required to ME .h rn,tsd
verse claims with the Register OF inc NJ
states Land once at Eureka. in the sta,1 ni I.
Nevada. during the sixty days period o, pp;rtne
cation hereof. or they will be barred Wy '
Of the provisions Of the Statute. ~
II. II ~HINCKLEY. Register,
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of Application for Patent be published LOT n
period of sixty days, in the Eureka a
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MEDICAL.

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dty. seminsl
. meakne sperms.
~ Ursn !, LOST
MAANHOOD,l I'm
potency, Paralysis
snd all the terrible
effects Of Self-Abuss
youthfulf ollies snS
excuses in ms.ursr
y~ears-such an -.
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Administrators Notice.

NOTICE rs HEREBY GIVEN THAT
IN George Tassell has been duly appointed
the Administrator of the Estate of Patrick
Rossiter, deceased. and all parties holding
claims against the Estate of the said Patrick
Rossiter, deceased, are hereby notified TO pre-.
sent the same to the said administrator duly
certified as required by law within five (5)
weeks from the date of the first publication
of this notice, or the said claims will there
after be barred, and cease to be q charge agains;
said estate. GEORGE TASSELL,
Administrator
PETER BREEN, Attorney.
Eureka. Nevada, March 10, 1885. mh2O-td
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NOTICE
Toa Delinquent Co-0wner
In the Hannah and Par
nell Mines.

no THOMAS FERGUSON: YOU ARE
Il hereby notified that l have performed
the annual and necessary labor to the amount
and value of $50 on each of the above named
claims, In United States gold coin. during the
year 1884, upon the Hanns and Parnell mines,
situate in Secret Canyon Mining District, Eu.
rska county, Nevada; that your proportion Ct
the cost of said labor amounts to 500. 10
United States gold coin, and you are
notified that you are required to pay me
the said sum of 500. and that If you
fail to pay the same within 100 days
from and after the first publication OF
this notice, your interest In the said mines
will become my property. according to the
laws Of Congress. My residence is In the
town Of Secret Canyon. Eureka county, Ne
vada. JOHN HANNAH.
Secret Canyon, April 80, 1885. my1-3m
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1En Rfor working people. Send 10
cents postage, and we will mail
you free q royal, valuable sam.
t6Au pie box of goods that will put
you IN the way of making more money In a
few days than you ever thought possible at any
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York Herald weekly iS 4 Form 81 a YeaI
ADDRESS, New York Herald
Assessment Notice.
Ruby Hail Tunnel and Mining Com.
pany.

Ruby Hal Tunnel and Mining Com.
pany.
r oCATIoN OF PRINCIPAL PLACE OF
IL business, Eureka. Eureka county, Ne
vada.
Location of works, Eureka Mining District
Eureka county. State of Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that at a meeting OF
the Board of Directors. held on the 4th day Of
April, 1885, an assessment mo. 81 of One
Cent ~ per share was levied upon the capt.
tai stock of the corporation, payable immedt.
stely in United States gold coin, to the Score.
tary. at the Office Of the Company, in Ryland's
building. Eureka, New.
Any stock upon which this assessment shall
remain unpaid on
Tuesday. the Fifth t5th) Day of May,
1855,
will be delinquent and advertised for sale
at public auction; and unless payment is made
before, will be sold on FRIDAY, the FIFTH
Isl DAY OF JUNE, 1885, to pay the delin-
quent assessment. together with costs of ad.
vertising and expenses of sale.
By order Of the Board Of Directors.
JOHN z. JONES, Secretary.
Ofice-Ryland's Building, up stairs, in II.
K. Mitchell's ONCE, Eureka. Nevsda.
Eureka, April 4, 1885. sp5-td