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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
Girls.

The girl of sixteen who win neither
sew nor do housework has no business
to be decked out in finery and rambling
about in search of fun and frolic unless
her parents are rich, and in that event
she needs the watchful direction of q
good mother none the less. There Is
no objection to fun. but it should be
well-chosen and well-timed. No wo-
man or girl who will not work has a
right to share the wages of poor
mans toll. II she does work, if she
makes the clothes she wears and assists
in the household duties, the chances are
she will have enough self-respect to
behave when playtime comes, but fshe
should still be little wild the honest
toll she has done will confer upon her
some degree of right to have her own
way, ill-judged though it may be. The
wild girl usually aspires to prominence
In some social circle or other, and her
manners and conduct are in greater OF
less degree designed to attract the fol-
lowing of men. She should remember
that followers are not always admirers,
and that the most sincere admiration q
man ever feels for q woman in a draw
ing-room is when he looks upon her
and says in his own consciousness:
'She is q perfect lady, american
Queen.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
SETTLED ON THE SPO.
Better Take n Smaller sum Than Wal
the Laws Delay.

Better Take \ Smaller Sum Than Wait
the Laws Delay.
After standing in front of the store
for several minutes, seemingly unde-
cided what to do. he entered and asked
for the proprietor, and then began:
My ole woman was gwine long we're
las night an fell down on your side
walk an busted her elbow
..Ah, Well, being you are poor
man I'll make the charges as light as
possibler'
But dat ha;n't de case. sab. A law
yer tells me dat you is 'sponsible fur
dat slippery sidewalk. an dat 1 kin sit
damages
Exactly, but you don't understand
the matter. In the first place you must
fee Your lawyer and put up for court
expenses Then YOU prove that / own
the sidewalk. Then YOU prove that
Your wife was net guilty of contributory
negligence. Then you prove that your
wife didn't bust hjr elbow BY falling
down stairs. Then 1 appeal the case
and the higher court grants a new trial.
Bv that time your wife and her busted
elbow are dead aud buried, and You are
married again. and you offer to settle
for five pounds of brown sugar"
40 de Lawd but has got to wade
frew all dat?"
-All that and more. The grocery
business is cut so close that / shall
probably be bankrupt by April. and
then what good viii a Judgment dc
you?'
Oats so-dat's So"
.-Or the case may hang in the Supreme
Court until both of us are dead.
Il see. And voa would gin two
pounds of brown sugar 10 settle de case
now?
We'll, yes"
<.Den you NAV do It up. an arter di;
de ole woman takes de odder side of dc
street or we dissolve partnership
'spected ehery mint You war gwine t.
twist it around to leEy on my household
goods. an if Pm two pounds of suga,
xhead | want TO close de case to once
afore YOU bring in a bill fur contribUtory
piracy" Free Press.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
She Took the Trick.

An Auburn lawyers little daughter
goes to Sab5ath-school. and is in class
with other little girls Possibly tie
Auburn legal luminary hasn't allowed
for the sharp ears and brigh. eyes OF his
little one as much as he might.
1t was in a review last Sabbath in her
class. The teacher was going over the
good old story of King Solomon and his
wisdom
Now, dears, who was the great
Queen who travelled so many miles and
miles to see this KIng?" Silence pre-
vailed in the class
"Why, you do know, all of you.
The Queen who came to see the King.
The name had been forgotten By the
class.
In order to help them the kind but
misguided teacher began to offer a little
assistance. +You do know, l am sure.
The name began with S, and she was a
very great Queen
Just then up shot little hand. and
out spoke the triumphant voice of the
little Auburn girl She transfixed the
listening scho0l-room with the follow
ing brief statement, in clear, business
Ike voice: Il know, teacher; it was
the Queen of Spades. ''-Letciston Ne.
Journal.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

long cruise and aio sent here to ~
little rest and recuperate. From
early in the morning until
noon the officers are kept busy
with the routine work of the ship, with
drilling the men. shipping recruits, etc
From one o'clock until the dinner hour.
at $50 o'clock. the ward-room is de-
serted and the curtains are draws be-
fore the doors Of the officers state
rooms. Some studying for examination
for promotion; the sound of guitar
proclaims that one is crltivating his
musical abilities; another may be at
tending to his correspondence or in
dulging in general literature. A por-
ton OF this time, too, is consumed by
the officers in reading up on matters
pertaining to their profession, for
American naval officers are Justly prout
of their reputation as the bcst-informed
set of naval officers in the world in mat
tiers pertaining to their profession. and
strive honestly to deserve it 1t is
possible that some of the officers may
have their afternoon broken in upon
BY an order to take draft of men to
Norfolk, Newport or Boston, or by an
order to attend general court-mar-
rial.
At $50 the officers all meet at the
dinner table in the ward-room. Other
officers from some ship lying at the
yard or a civilian friend or two may be
present ut this time and when the
smoke of post-prandial cigarettes min
giles with the aroma of black coffee
what stories aretold of strange adven-
lures Mapped by land and seal Then
the thunders of Mobile Bay awake
anew, the Corean tiger-tlag goes down
in defeat once more, aud all the storms
that blow off Hatteras and the Horn
are loosed again. There are stories of
Arctic explorations too. and the re-
hearsing of many an old legend handed
down from the time of Hull, Paul Jones
or Decatur. and heard nowhere except
on a man-of-war. The stranger at that
board, seeing the spirit which animates
his hosts, will 60 away satisfied that
America may safely commit her pride
of the past and hopes of the future to
the officers of whom they are ex-
amples.
The evenings the officers have to
themselves until ten o'clock, when the
lights are put out and sleep and silence
reign over the great ship.-N T..
| Tribune,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
Or. euyso,r. Yellow Dock and saiisapariIIa.

The long cold winter freez-
es up the smaller streams, and
filth aceumulates around every
home. The welcome spring
freshet opens up the clogged
brooklets and washes away the
debris, leaving all the hills and
valleys and brooks and streams
clean, sweet and clear.
In like manner the human
organization needs renovating
and cleaning as spring time APP
proaches. Greasy foods, want
of exercise, over-eating, poor
digestion, etc, has clogged the
machinery of life. The pores
need to be opened, the passages
cleaned, the functions of the
body strengthened, ETC., in order
that good health may be main
tanned. To this end no RENE
dy is so good and effective as
DIR. GUYsOrT's YELLOW Dock
AND SARsAPARILLA. remedy
widely Endorsed by phys clans
who have examined into its
composition and become cog
INFANT of its many virtues. 1t
Is positive cure for WEAKNESS
and DEBILITY, and all diseases
arising from q state of blood
impurity, such as SORES, ACHES,
r,rrrnr - ss-rrrx, Avn xrr, rorNrs
sCROFULA, RHEUMATISM, etc.
b6 Insist on your druggist
getting this remedy for you.
Take no substitute.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL.

The Baltimore Presbytery Is in ii
ninety-nin.h year.
The First Baptist Church, of Balti-
more. has just celebrated the one hum
dredth anniversary Of its establishment
The fact that a Chinaman took the
first prize in English composition ut
Yale ought to astonish none. American
students can't attend to football and
study at the same time. Hartford Post.
"A skeptical hearer once said to q
Baptist minister: '.How do you recon-
Gle the teachings of the Bible with the
latest. conclusions of scieuce?" II
haven't seen this mornings papers, "
naively replied the minister. s'What
are the latest conclusions of modern
science
1t has been calculated that Vassar
College girls eat $500 pancakes every
morning. This is equal to 1883, 600
pancakes year, which, with an aver
age diameter of five inches, would ex-
tend 302 miles in straight line; or they
could be built into q single column
nearly eight miles high.-7Toy Times.
One of the many paradoxes of hu-
man life is that while every man thinks
education good thing and wishes that
his children may have it, there are
hundreds and even thousands in every
great State who neglect the free offer Of
it, and allow their children to grow up
in ignorance. = Pittsburgh Chronicle-
Telegraph
"A new department has been pro-
vided for in the University of Pennsyl
vsnia, intermediate between those OF
arts and science, and TO be called the
department of philosophy. | will have
less of ancient and more of the modern
languages than the department of arts,
AMI less of mathematic aud technical
science and more of biological work
than the department of science. The
veterinary department of the college is
to be extended by the erection of q
stable and hospital building.-Philddel-
phia 7inses.
MIR. Spurgeon recently said to his
congregations: ..Do try 20 know each
other. There are some churches which
bear so much stiffness I. saw apacke;
of starch the other day and it had my
portrait upouit thought of all the
people in the world the maker had nc
right to use my portrait for that, for
was no starch-maker. do not like
starch. When starch gets into church
it is wonderful how easily it prevents
communion Get rid of that kind Of
stuff, and do know that there are some
of Us who are very poor.-London Free.
man.
The Canada School Journal, com
menting upon the Currents suggestion
that the pay IT teachers should be saved
from the operation of the law of supply
and demand. SAYS: Whether or not
the Current has indicated the true rem
edy, there can be no doubt that the
starvation salaries, iecreed by the
school boards. are the bane of the pub
lie school system. 1t is these which
more than any other, or all Other
causes combined, degrade the work tc
the low level of a stepping-stone &c
other professions in which the law Of
supply and demand does not operate "
Current
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
AN adjustable electric apparatus

An adjustable electric apparatus
has been applied to a thermometer
which rings q bell when the tempera-
ture rises or falls above or below a de.
sired point A dry and wet bulb ther.
mometer has been made which does
the same thing. 1t will be readily seen
how useful such Thermometers might
be made in discovering incipient fires
and as an aid to sleepy watchmen.-
Chicago Times.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
"Delays Are Dangerous. n

If you are pale, emaciated, have hack
ing cough, with night-sweats, splitting of
blood and shortness of breath, you have
10 time to lose. Do not hesitate too long
ill you are past cure; for, taken in its
Early stages, consumption can be cured by
;he use of DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical
Discovery" as thousands can testify. By
druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
"A writer IN a FRENCH med,,aT 10

"A writer IN q French medieaI Jour.
nal proposes that cities be supplied
with fresh country air. A large field
in the country is to be surrounded with
high wall and planted with balsamic
trees to absorb the dust. and the ali
from this field is 10 be conveyed
through pipes into every city house
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

The German people, who were
only 25,O00.000 in 1916. are now 49,
0.000, and their present rate of in
crease is greater. than that Of any
European race. The population, wheh
in France only increases by 20 year
for every 10000 and in Great Britain
by only 101, increases in Germany by
lis. and this in spite Of vast emigra-
ton which, since 1916, has carried
away $500, 600, mostly young adults.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

"a prominent physician of Pittsburgh sid
to lady patient who was complaining Of hex
scontirued ill-health, and of his inability to
cure her, jokingly said: Try Hop BittersY
tiers, from which she obtained permanent
health. She now laughed at the doctor fo<
his joke. but he Is not so.weil pleased with y
sas Il cost him o rood patient.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
For fifteen years I

TUT AAsccu ycdrs i
was greatly annoyed by
catarrh- II cansed Sc
we're pain In my head.
continual dropping into
my throat and unpleas-
ant breath. Ny sense
Of smell was much i'm
paired. By q thorough
use for six months Of
Ely's Cream Balm I
have entirely over
come these troubles
j. b. CASE. ST. Denis
Hotel. New York City.
Cream Balm Ia Q
remedy based upon q
correct diagnosis Of
this disease and can be
depended upon. 50 cts
at druggists; 50 cts By
lie BIZ mail 10 cts.
NY.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
Fees Of Doctors.

The fees of doctors at $500 visit would
tax man for year, and in need Of daily
visit, over 81, 900 year for medical attend
ance alone! And one single bottle Of Hop
Bitters taken in time would save the $1,000
and all the years sickness.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

A SORE THROAT OR Cough, If suffered to
progress, often results in an incurable
throat or lung trouble. "Brotcn's BronchiC,
Troches" give instant relief. 25 cts. boz,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

Butte. NJ T., was ',staked OFF, a
year and halfago. Now iii a city with
daily newspaper, electric light, etc. and
is called The Silver City, Chicago
Herald
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

WASHINGTON, d. C.-The Sexton Mt.Ver-
ION Place Church, Mr.. L. Edwards, says:
Suffered night and day; severe cough;
pains in chest. Used Red Star Cough Cure;
entire relief.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

Is it possible that Mr.. Godfrey Is up and
at work, and cured by so simple q Iemedy?
al assure you it is true that he is entire
" cured, and with nothing but Hop Bitterz.
and only ten days ago his doctors gave him
up and said he must die, from Kidney and
Liver troubler'
~ None genuine without g bunch OF green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, poi9-
onous stun with Hop or Hops in their name.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

NOTHING is impossible to him who wills
unless he is married man.-ChicGgo
Tribune.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

A MEDICAL writer says anything that
will make Q person sneezs will cure the
slccoughs. Snuff said.-St. Paul Herald
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

"woman and Her Diseases"
Is the title Of an interesting illustrated
treatise (96 pages) sent, postpaid, for
three letter stamps. Address Worlds Dis.
pensary Medical Associaon, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

SOME one says, "the smoking car must
CO." This is certainly true if it is coupled
onto an engine.-B0stOn Post.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

PIXIES TooTHACHH DROPS cureir 1minutaJS5c
GIenn's Sulphur S0op heals and beautihes &c
GERMAN CORN RINOvKR kills Corns BuIions-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
Thousands Upon Thous..ds q.

Of testimonials of the most wonderful cures
voluntarily sent US, we do not publish them,
as they do not make the cures. II b 0G
medicine, Hop Bitters, that make the cures
It has never failed and never can. We VIII
give reference to any one for any disease
similar to their own If desired, or win refer
to any neighbor, as there Is not neighbor-
hood in the known world but can show il
cures by Hop Bitters.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

ATTENTION Is called to advertisement OF
Hair Crimpers in this paper. Good thing.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

PROBABLY no man scores as many points
as the book-keepsr in pin-factory.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13

"WHAf is laughter?" asks q philoso-
pher. 1t is the sound that you hear when
your hat blows OF.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-02-13
FOR
Man and Beast.

Mustang Liniment is older than
most men, and used more and
more every year.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
A Murderous Assault.

Pittsburg, Nov. 2S-lhls morning
about l O'Clock Samuel Brettain, accus-
toned of late to steep In the office OF his
son f. q. Britain, a well known coal
operator In the east end was awakened
from his sleep by a strange man near his
bad who had u revolver pointed at the
old mans head. Mr.. Britain
asked what was wanted, when
the other fred, the bullet striking Mr..
Britain IN the forehead, but glanced
and produced buu a slight wound. The
two men then qrappied with each other,
when another shot was fired, striking
MIR. Britain in the arm. He fell and
became unconscious, but was aroueed
later by the fire burning him. He dis
covered the bed was in flames
and he managed to throw the bed clothes
out of the window. This morning
when the office was open he was found
~ ing on the floor in his blood, uncon
sclous. The affair is a mystery, Nc
cause for the assault was known. Mr.
Britain was seventy years of age.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
Arrangements for the Funeral.

Arrangements for the Funeral.
Indianapolis, Nov. 2S-Arrangements
for the funeral of Vice President Hen
bricks are about complete and the order
of the procession has been determined
on as follows:
Mounted and unmounted police.
Military band from Columbus bar
racks.
General Knefter, marshal of the day,
and staff.
Adjutant General Koontz and staff.
Military companies.
The hearse and guard of honor,
Mrs. Hendricks and family.
President of the United States and
members of the cabinet.
Ex-President Hayes.
Judges of the United States court.
United States senators and members
OF the house of representatives.
Governor of states, with staff.
Civic organization.
Mayors of cities and officers.
Members of the city councils and other
municipal bodies.
Citizens in carriages.
" az Wiz bS aAolh phS
church through the principal streets OF
the city to the cemetery.
At the Hendricks residence this morn.
ing there were a large number of callers
and the usual curious crowds in front.
Mrs. Hendricks is much refreshed this
morning after o good nights rest.
The burial casket arrived this morn.
ing. 1t is the same pattern as General
Grants and very richly and deliberately
mounted with solid silver with huted
white satin lining. At the head of the
casket is a silver shrine plate bearing
in old English letters the words
"Thomas A. Hendricks"
The body was placed in the caskei
shortly after Don and was then removed
down stairs to the parlor where it viii
remain until tomorrow, when it will be
taken to the court house to lie in state
The face of the dead man presented g
remarkably natural appearance.
This morning r. H. Parks, the
sculptor. took a plaster mask of the face
and succeeding in securing q very fine
impression from which he will model 6
marble bust for the family.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
THE FORWARD MOVEMENT.
wholesale indian Hanging

Rattleford, N. w. r., Nov. 27-Of the
eight Indians hanged this afternoon
seven were active participants IN the
horrible massacre at Frog Lake on the
third OF April last. The bloody work
was commenced by Wandering Spirit
and was afterwards carried on under his
direction until the white people of the
settlement at Frog Lake were almost
exterminated.
On the morning of the fatal day a
number of Indians of Big Bears band
determined to put o stop to the white
mans reign and assert their own
sovereignty over the land. This was
believed to be consequent to Rsips
uprising and on the morning of the day
OF the massacre Thomas w. Quinn,
a Sioux half breed from Minnesota, was
aroused from his sleep by Wandering
Spirit, and members of his band, who
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
A Railway smash Up.

Louisville, Nov. 28-A delayed local
freight train stopped Oh the main track
just beyond Pewes Valley this morning,
and was run into by the through freight
which was u here about seven. Sew
eral cars were telescoped. The engineer
and.freman escaped by jumping. Before
word could reach the nearest station
the Lagrange morning passenger train
came rapidly round the curve and ran
into the front of the local freight, de.
molishing both engines. The engineer
and fremen saved themselves by jump.
ing. Nine of the passengers were in.
iured. The cars and engines are piled
up on the road and all trains are de.
laye0.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
Three Men Killed.

Slingtown, Texas, Nov. 2s-Yesterday
morning six workmen entered a vacant
house four miles north of here, used by
the section men as q rain house. 1t was
built OF ties, with an earth roof. The
men built a fire and went to sleep, when
the posts supporting the structure
caught fire and the building tumbled
in killing three men outright, and seri-
ously injuring the other three. The
killed We're: VIM. Lindell, of Carbon,
Ind; Q. w. Ford, of Auburn. New York;
and Q man whose identity could not be
established. The other three will re-
cover.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
A Captains Fortunate Discovery.

Capt. Coleman, schr. Weymouth, ply.
ing between Atlantic City and N. Y, had
been troubled with a cough so that he was
unable to sleep, and was induced 10 try DR.,
Kings's New Discovery for Consumption
Il not only gave him instant relief, but
allayed extreme soreness in his breast. His
children were similarly affected and
single dose had the same happy effect. DR.
Kings New Discovery is now the stand.
ard remedy in the Coleman household and
on board the schooner. Free Trial Bot
ties of this Standard Remedy at the Elk
celsior Drug Store of Purdy Il Brecht.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
The situation i'm the Mines

Pittsburg, Nov. 28-The situation of
the coal miners trouble in the Monon-
gahela' valley is as follows: Last night
the sheriffs of Washington and Fayette
counties had massed their forces at tie
4th pool and had guards placed in and
around each mine and notified the strik-
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
The wrecked steamer Hrook1xn

Quebec, Nov. 2S-The wrecked steam
err Brooklyn has been driven upon the
beach. She is opened forward and is
breaking amidship and will probably go
to pieces. The wrecked steamer, Earl
Dufferin, lies near the Brooklyn and is
also breaking np. 1t is likely the Duff
FERNS crew will be obliged to winter on
Atlantic Island, and assisted by fisher.
men they are erecting dwellings op,
posite the wreck.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-11-28
A Great Surprise

Is in stone for all who use Kemp's Bal.
sam for the Throat and Lungs, the grea
guaranteed remedy. Would you believt
that it is sold on its merits and that each
druggist is authoized to refund your money
by the proprietor Of this wonderful remedy
If 1t fails to cure you. Ralph M. Ward
has secured the agency for it. Price
fifty cents and 81. Trial size free.