The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-10-30


/ Through Mail :Maga@ine, in its last
i issue. The editor was a briillans
humorist, aud weI regret TO hear et
his failure:
apTHE HAME STRING Is BURST
Fello,c citizens Gnd bel0red com
panions IN debt: In the SeptembeR
number of tue. EhrsNgh Mail Mage
zine. [ promised that the Octobef
number would be much improved
unless | should burst liame strnS.
| take my .pen in hand to let yoS
know that the hame string Is
burst-so am |.
Three or flour of my creditors
have had the impudence TO insis6
that must pay their bills, which
amount to about $1,000, and are
J unwilling to give me any time 10
make the money. They were bent
5 ON having it last week, aud you
= know how difficult it is Tor poor
+ boy with hole in his pantaioons,
$ and nine children With holes III their
II respective pautaloons, to make J
9 81, 900 in four days. | iouna
conld not do it, even by working
J nights. SO | was obliged to decline
< their kind invitation. | candldly
d told the gentlemen who have the
u honor to be my creditors, that there
5, was money in the Through Ma't,
OF and that if they would permit 1t to.
survive, there would be enough ~
lp it tor them aud me. too.
at did uot lie to them, Ihere -
Ne more in it than all OF us VIII he aoie
'e- to ret ont. | put $4,000 in cash
ce and SO. .OOO, 600 in hard work into u,
ay myself. and they have a thousand
Ia dollars in il, and my former part
OF, nor mt in about $500. ! can lick
tho vbitelivered Annanlas that
saws there was never anything III II.
Ali my earnings for ten years ~
be- down in the general wreck, an. ,,
there is no sub marine diver sGlli
be. ful enough TO raise them from tbs
of vastly deep. This is tue piac'
where my readers should shed
use few tears of sympathy aud adop
led. resolutions of coincidence. lhcr
elk. is nothiuo that does a sensitive ma
oeS. more good, when ne mus ar :"
lus, proceeds of Years oil hard lao'
swept away, than to receive expire
be. sious of coincidence. When u
py. babes romp batefoot before hii
be ,heir toes rosy with the hlptht
Iory FROST. and his wife in the faded ca
;e. ico irpss which SHE has been wea
,use inc for. wears until business won
:. j,,i.,hten M and enable her I'd
be- 10 bed early III the evening lhstea
of REMAINING up until mIdnight
.e it wash his only shirt, to come to III
win a sa,l smiIe aud l0anir
;e it wbether they will have anythli
for dinner, nothing can be mo
luse soothing than to range Them afoh'
the family altar and read lot
resolutions of coincidence to the
y. u 1t is also a great satisfaction
et. the editor to know that he mas pu
I'm, liShed a magnificent paper, ahh II
,,or1 teaS from parties whose nam
-, MAYER we're on his suuscrlptl
s,UJ sJ hooks. assuring him OF the il
80 cannot fail to make him feel ol
rhon feut and happy. ! purpose se,u
, ooas a new main snring in my bacGou
80; 80 and having myself nickel.pial
9a3 afresh, and so right on Writing
nlan. morous matter that Will serve as
tside universal enetlc', 49,
II sI' ~ owe the world u deep, bloc
,r;ng and te. rible revenge, aud thls Is
A''"s way | shall get it. am open to
II :, engagement for religious colu
!, t,,a in any first class humorous OF SIP
!" ha,t ." ljno newspaper that can put up
! wa. hard cash every Saturday eveil
t,.a IL aud | can furnish as good rec
'anar mendations as amy man IN Amef
! -, | wrote them myself, aud II u
,,ar, are not enough, can write s.
N. 50 more on short notice.
:, 80 ~ 81 Finally. all parties having !
e,,'';, !. "I asainst the Through Mail Aagd
~. :, will nIpase present them TO
). IA sheriff whom we have secures
.nd great expense to act as lanerd
: nsv. rector. He Is very obliglng
Mill will take great pleasure ~ snow
sona how much they will get by the
~; the costs are paid. lie is ehee
S,;-. ,nd attentive ia his capacity
,rhiJ business manager as the most
:. ,ha tidions creditor could desire,
7 Of 4 scarcely a day passes but wlia
! mt officially notifies me that ARA
,,,k;ng lmeuts tor receiving me at {
n;sa have been perfected. The e'llt
club moulders in the hell box
the fighting editor can De 1
neacefullv nursing his twin
,;lao. sa,os spring. while his vile goes .
!" H. theatre With her rich uucle.
= .,r,S ~ that no one Will have the unl
49, - ness to ultimate that ] have =
'asea s,','o rich by this failure. such 'le
-i.,' a - alton would be likely to starr"
Th..;.s neiehbors, who support hs, -,
!. se,a~ ..o.,s Give them the hysieries. 4
.'.t ~" erushed to Garth Bnt no
~ ter-I can bear i.
pc us y Il. f. HEDDI