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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
MoSAICS.

THE wORLDs PLOT.
They will not, whe could,
4 hey cannot, who would,
And, alas, many dare not
Thus runnsth this worlds pot.
From the German.
SWEETS AND BITTER.
Dere am many men 10 dis worr dat pu
in de fus halt OBJ DER existence tryiu t.
las all de sweets OBJ life an de secon' halt
ryin' to git de tas outen DER mouts.-Sar
Francisco Post.
JHE STRENGTH or TRUTH.
Faint not and falter not, nor plead
Your weakness. Truth itself Is strong;
The lions strength, the eagles tpeei,
Whittier.
DON'T SHEER.
Never bring a human being, however
silly, ignorant and weak, above all, any little
child, TO shame and confusion Of face
Never, By petulance, by suspicion, BY ridi-
cule, even BY selfish and silly haste, never,
above all, by indulging in the devlsh pleas,
ure Of sneer, crush what is finest aud
rouse up what is coarsest in the heart Of
any fellow-creature.-Charl kinsley.
THE OLD LovR
As one VINO SECS IN Oiu TtlutauNfltu up'N9
Witt eyes that have grown sad With ceaSeleSs
tears,
The same glad beauty of the long lost years,
And hears again the song Of summer brooks
20 ~ from troubled dreams could awake,
And feel thy warm kisses on my face,
Think the sweetness OF thy winSome grace
Would touch me-only for the old loves sake.
EXPECT LESS.
There is some help for all the defects Of
fortune, for il q man cannot attain to the
length Of his wishes, he may have his rem
edy BY cutting OF them shorter.-Cowley
CHANCE FOR THE BETTER
81 am leading the life OF gentleman now"
An ahYenturer said whom wanted 10 door;
Then at asst a new JOY you've discovered, vow, ,
Since you never have led that existence before"
New York Telegram.
DOES IT HELP?
Help is q quick seed and of rapid growth
and bourgeois in q moment into the infinite
ecns. Everything in the world is bat ten
porary; why should temporary help bs IN
der.valued? The only question is-does II
help?-George Macdonald.
BE MERRY.
Man hardly had a richer thing
Than honest miTth, the which vell-Spring
Ratereth the roots OF rejoicing,
Feeding the hourS Of aOurishiUg;
John Haywood,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26

4 new bird is said to have appeared in
Oregon City in focks Of about seventy. The
bird is trife smaller than robin, aud the
male Is decked out in beautiful eolors his
back, head and neck being golden peacock
green. whereas these psrts on the female
are Of q sombre drab color. Both are snos
white under the wings, and on the back i
q carved ribbon Of white. forming acres.
cent. each Of the two arms Of which com
nenses at the front psrt Of The wing sap:
poss,se the bird Is 6 rcst-srd meels TIE
othss; "a % pessszioz part q the back.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
The Egg OF Columbus.

"ybo was Colunbus7 asked teaches
If b;s cIass. IN one Of the public schools OF
Aus,in. Columbus was bird. replied .
I;,tIe eiri. The whole class laughed voci-
fsrously and the teacher asked the little
s;,l rbst shs meant By such . ally anssev.
she eruiained, shedding bitter tears. TIA:
.bs hsd read n The book Of ~ older sistss
! p;sce q poesry sbous tbe sfE q coIum
Snr 80 e. orI1 BIRDS ikg err she err
- q 30 otbsr concIs-'~s tken .
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
Too Much Head for a Mere Clerk.

Dry goods merchant: 80, sir, you think
you could learn 10 become q salesman?
Yes, sir" We'll, suppose you were wait
ing on that man and his vile over at the
lace counter, what would you do firstY'
Il should hold up the best piece Of lace ia
he stock and ask the man If he didn't
think it was becoming 10 his daughter S
style Of beauty" We'll what them "0h
nothing. The woman would take care OF
the rest Of il" Young man, don't want
you for clerk; | want you for partner.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
His Father Looked Intelligent.

Senator Kenna tells this story on himself
Il was at an old Virginia town one day,
where my father WAS born. Standing with
a number of the old inhabitants in q clau'
try store asked il any one Of them knes
John Kenna. John Keuna2 John kennsH
said one; yes, be was one OF the bestliked
and one OF the most intelligent men in this
neighborhood. His very looks showed his
intelligence. That SOP | iuterposed, 'he's
my father said, feeling rather proud OF
his good reputation. You John Kenua 4
son? queried an old gray haired granger
Wall mo- ne would know it from your
looks.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
TIE SCHOOL or FOOLS.

Experience Keeps dear school, but fools
will learn in no other and scarce in that;
for it ia true We may give advice. but We
cannot give conduct. However they that
viii not be counseled cannot be helped, aud
If YOU will not hear reason she will surely
rap your knuckles.-George Eliot.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
He Loved Her SO,
1Lr15o .SeVa

Well, my dear. I'm glad for your sake
hat ~ INNER is coming" Are you, hab-
oy' Why for my sakef' 81 hate 70 'eel
rhst you have to get up in the cold every
morning and build the fires" "0h, my
dear hubby! Always thinking Of your little
Eiiey's comfort"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
A Popular Western Actress.

"You ray Nile. Sanger is fsvorite 10
your town yes, indeed" replied the
Colorado man. "Wasn't she the leading
lady in the company that was mobbed in
yoar place last vinterT Yea" That
doesn't look as II abe was favodte." "rhat
shows what you know about it. All the
other members were killed"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
Sufficient Cause to Go.

Which wsyr' asked Colonel Bittlsford,
meeting his friend Judge Ketilsmore; go
ing out home; going upY mo, believe
not; my wife is away. "Ah, that's why
/ am going; mine is away, toe"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26

Husband-"what fns 6gu,e Miss S.
has, and Il 10 not due 10 the dressmsker.
eiiher." Wife (coldly) -"Hos do 700
knouY Hosband--"Ho~ do / knosf
Didn't we see her at the party the lothsr
EVENING" Wife Yes" Hosbaod-
Well / Ssv her skating ct the rink the
night before"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26

In fox ehase IN Englsnd the exsrtiou
killed Eve horses, and the iox finally tslI
dead from he same cause 10 froat q The
ficsster houbda
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
candld.

Colonel Yerger and bis wife are ai.a5'
susrreIli1g Yesterday she asked hin
! ssWhy IRE ron Ioqking at ns 80 intentlJI
II VA ilsf we75@znR What thers
xor t,.St r.ndo M maxr5 "
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
West Virginia uaiyasf

Tuition FREE 70 the yosas 500
Virginia 70 the extent Of oos 70
hundred popalatiou. 4
fen GuiyersstS Coarses ~
= s~tcatfbe -, ~
4 DAW % JSe1Don1 GiD0DoU
ssn be chosen by studsnts. y - ~.
.nsructios u equal 70 that q ~ -
ion Ia the cocntry. -
splendid Buildinss and $500 g
Grounds nth an sxcspiioasly - 4
iocstica. g
Fail term begins ssYesnba - =.
Winner tsrm begins Govsnbw -
Spring term begins Mach In
For cAisloguss and oth9 in1oe0orz
address The Chairmaa - 6spssengy =
Pscul1. aso4s 9
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
THE LOST LAND.
Ella wxExLss vnnsx.

Tbes 4 aosJ q .se.utis. l..d.
xhsss t.ii 5ses dtl<ssd 10 o. n>ssisv ~,
Whese bsppT eAii1rsn vnn1ese1 hn8 q ~
gh1eH vr1te their bssso 49, ohonnG'
rMgss I'D from - tsneHn g
Il sss 49,, ,; : =
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
Men Think

they know all about Mustang LIZ
imcn.. Few do: Not to know =
not to have.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26


Secretary ex. or fisher, Corn-Cob Club.
Judge Cadaver objected to the club being
accented, When he was in South Carolina
las. year he met the Cicero johnson men
TONED as one of the members, and Cicero
robbed him Of $40.
"Please gin US de perticklers," said the
President.
"WelI, sab, he invited me to play draw
poker wild him"
"nn' when you had drawed all de poker
YOU Wa nted Cicero had drawed all de money,
ehF'
AYES, sab. 1t ives de same as high ray
robbery"
"Nebertheless de Corn-Co Club will be
taken in as branch lodge, wid authority to
work up rs high rs de ninety degrees. an
Ic Secretary will at once forward de docu
ntn.s"
A Prospective Banquet.
TIE Hon. Stepback Smith secured the
floor 20 offer a suggestion. The Watermelon
and the colored race had come TO be one
and instperab'e The only drawback was
the fact that the colored man was good Tor
Twelve months in the year, while the water
melon PLAYED out in three. His idea was
tbss. upon the receipt Of the first melon OF
The season, the club should bold special
meating in recognition Of the fact. and sii
speeches, orations, poems and statistics on
the luscious fruit would be enthusiastically
received and carefully treasured. AT the
close of the meeting the members would si'
down to watermelon served up in fourtesu
different ways
Giyeadam Jones, waydown Bebee, Pick e
Smith and others spoke in favor OF the ID a,
and as no one opposed il Brother GArdaer
sppointed q COMMITTEES Of three TO arrange
,be details and perfect the plans.
The lights were then blown out and the
meeting went home.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15
JEFFERSON DAVIS.

Luther BeDsOn's Visit to the Ex-PresideRt
of the Southern Confederacy.
Luther Benson recently visited Jefferson
tells about his interview as follows, in the
Kokomo DISPATCH:
On the morning of she 10Th instant stop
ped at Besuvoir Station, on the Louisville
and Nashville Railroad, and after a walk of
half mile arrived at the home of Jefferson
Davis, ex President OF the Southern Confed-
erscy. For quiet and reposs a more fitting
spot could not have beeen chosen than this,
one OF the most beautiful on the Mississippi
Sound. The walk from the depot Is along
an even, white, sandy road, lined on either
side by spreading shade trees, the road lead
ing down to the Gulf of Mexico.t To the
left Of the road, and partly hidden by shell.
terlDg magnoliss, ia the house-a large
French cottsge-with galleries extending
along the entire front and sides. Upon these
versndas open Venetian windows, where
are broad, low steps leading rom the closed
rooms. catching every Whit of the
grateful breeze blowing from the
Sound, whose waters stretch away as
far as the eye can reach. Mr.. Davis
hiss here plantation comprising 800 acres,
about 100 acres of which 10 kept in high
state of cultivation. A very large vineyard
comprises part OF il, and the grounds on
which the house and out.buildings are set
occupies about twenty acres.
I was met Mt the door BY Mrs. Davis. Q
most stately matrop, 10 WHOM l gave my
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attempt, however, a statute was inserted in
the constitutions of each of the five States
10 the effect that, when so desired by the
people, they should become one union.
Now the people have expressed their desire
for the union. and there Is not single man
IN any OF the FIVE countries who, If you were
10 ask him, would not say he ia in favor Of
Tie union. IL was to compel the unwilling
10 unite with the wilnng that Barrois took
arms."
What force has Bgrrois under himw
HE has 25 900 men at his back, and when
ever be needs it he can have as many more.
He is simply q military uniter, so to speak,
Just like Grant was in the war between the
North and South. Ii is not his intention to
make himself President of the union, and
has declared that even " he was elected to
that position he would decline the appoint
ment. He is q wealthy man, and after
he has effected the union he will come
in the result of the attempts to form this
1nion of the Central American States. That
General Barri0s Is q man to awaken some
enthusiasm among his followers Is shown by
the following extracts from an address
issued by him to the army OF the proposed
union. II her Just reached here and has not
until now been published in this country.
Here are 80 me Of the most striking features
Of the address: "For q long time past the
people of Central America. rent asunder by
ths enemies OF her honors. her granduer and
her Liberties. have longed for the recoustruq
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15
LIT LIZ FOLKS,

Say, Mr.. Snobby. can you play cardsp'
"Why, no, Johnny, / can't play very well. !"
"Well then, you'd better look out, for ma
says if Emma plays her cards well she'll
catch you."
Little Maud had heard OF tramps, and one
evening, as two young men passed through
tie village, each with satchel on his shout
der, one OF her sisters inquired who they
were "Hush saud Maud. Them 8
cramps"
Once Marty ga. on the floor tsilor-fashion,
and after playing for some time, he found
that one OF his feet was asleep. In minute
he was up and oil to find his papa. When
asked what was the matter, he cried out,
"0h, my foots so awful diZzyl"
Little Jacks brother had the mumps
badly; his face was terribly swollen Jack sat
ct the sittingroom window one day, looking
out at the passers-by, when q very stout old
pedIer strcde past. 80 mamma, come
ouick.p called the little fellow. Here's q
nan's what's got the mumps awfully in his
stomach"
Said little Arthur, four year older
Mamma why do people wear spectaclesr'
Because their eyes are not good" Why are
they not good?" Because they are born so. "
What is born?' why, God makes them
so they can not see we'll" well, why don t
The mother had call in another part of the
house Just then.
A little girl. q member OF a family in
which strict discipline is maintained, stood
one evening beside the window, watching
the moon sailing along along so grandly in
the sky. AS it went behind a cloud, she
turned to her mother, exclaiming excitedly
30 mammal God has put the naughty m Jon
in the closetl'
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formation Of this kind they would be sure to
rotify the State Department. The Secretary
OF State assured me- however, that he has
nothing fiOm there to indicate that the re-
mort is true. The son CT General BarriOs has
no il formation on tie subject. SGTsly if
the reports were true, he would in soma way
be notified OF the fact I have had no in
form alton to confirm It or TO at al indicate
1hat itis the fact ] surely would have had
something, representipg as | do the Repub.
lie OF which General BsTriOs was for more
than twelve years President, il itwere true"
What would be the resull ii it we're true?
Would it end the attempt 70 organize a
Union OF the Central American Republicsin
one2'
mo: I don't think It wo1ld. There ere
Others who yOu Il come to the front as lead
era in support OF tee cause Of course.
don't mean TO soy that there are others with
IS great influence and experience and ability
as, perhaps, 20 this country, perhaps to
EUROPE
''Whst is his personal appearance?
He IS OF medium size; about forty-eight
or fifty years OF age ard slightly gray. He
has q fine and pleasing presence, and 8
broad and cultivated mind"
This IS not, IL seems, the frst5tims that
General Bsrlious has been reported dead by
his political enemies In 1869, while lead
ing his forces at HuehuetenAngo, be was
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No. II6f "A Numerical Enigma,

No. 1161 "A Numerical Enigma.
A sather pu aishinng his SON,
Ffourishes S. 4, 3, 2,L,
A servant catching mice for fun.
Touches not vile 4, 8. .. 1.
Sitting In the house when work is done,
At the door hear 3, 2, L.
With the numberless pre6xes under the sun,
We may reckon among the lot 9, 1.
OF all the English letters Tiers 1H1a
More common few use ~ - 81 ii, tran I.
When a boy is in g tf..' = u places new,
His first though call Is for his l. >.
A broker or sgen Collects fee
When stocks and bonds are at 1, ., g.
When Oliver Twist of the food wanted more
He wished for another l, g 8, 4.
Star actors and actresses coatriYe
To play great 1, ., 3, 4, O.
ENPUITfC
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Nature Demands a Tonic

when the nerves are unstrung, the headaches. the
appetite Is poor variable, the sleep disturbed,
ard general depreciation of vital power is ex-
peTienced. Such state of things can not long ex-
ist without a development OF serious disease. The
most active and genial invigorant known is Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. The absolute purity oil
lis spirtuous basis and botanic ingredients give II
a permanent claim to public confidence, and its
surprising medicinal value is admitted By medi
cal men OF distinction, by whom IL Is widely usad
in private practice. For fever and ague-both as
q preventive and remedy dyspepsia, liver com
plsint bilious remittent fever, constipation, cnol
eraic complaints, fatulence and all intestinal dis
ORDERS Ii is Thoroughly reliable remedy. 1t is the
antifebrile specific par excellence OF the malaria
districts OF this and other countries where disease
born of missms prevail. and a general house
hold remedy il is also universally esteemed.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15

WASHINGTON, April 13.-"Do you believe
the reports of the death OF General Barrios?n
yeur correspondent asked OF Senior Bstres,
the Minister OF the Republics of Gustemals
and Honduras and personal friend OF Gen.
eral Barrios, as he sat at the Arlington yes
terdsy.
mo" he said, with a moments reflection,
81 do not. As have already said in recent
interviews, the cable f,om that country is in
the hands OF the enemies of General Barrios,
and they will send whatever they choose.
But this is not all. Nobody who has any
right to speak on the subject, or who would
be likely to do so If the story were trus, has
animated that 1t Ia true. The representa-
tives OF the United States In that section are
bright and intelligent men, well posted as
60 their duties, and if they had in
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15
Hi. Pa bad a CIoven Pong,

who preached to the Disciples on the
day OF Pentecost?" asked a Sunday school
tescher OF her class.
Peter" shouted the class in chorus.
"And what appeared unto him?'
"Cloyen tongues said the class.
What is q cloyen tongue2"
The class remained silent and the teacher
was about to explain when the small boy ex.
claimed
my pas got one.'
You are mistaken" said the teacher
This was miracle, and miracles do not &C.
cur now"
''Yes. be has cloven tongue" said the
10y, 'for l saw him put Glove in his tongue
this morning as soon as he took d:ink out
of iuet'
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wounded and obliged to take refuge in the
mountains. The report was spread By the
leaders of the then Government of Mica
Tagus, which Government he soon after
overthrow, that he was dead. That he was
not is shown by the fact that he became
Presidentof the same Guatamala in less than
two years from that time holding the posi-
tion for more than decade, though attempt
ing to resign it more than once in that Pc
Rod. A good deal OF interest is felt here for
General Barrios, for he is a remarkable man.
But don't believe that even the great loss
OF his death would end the attempt at Re-
public"
"wilI you tell me briefly the origin of the
war;
The five small Republics constituting
Central America were in the time OF the
Indians one Kingdom. When the Spanierds
GENE they continued it as one country, but
divided il into five provinces. In 1889 a
revolution broke out, and the five provinces
became i've Republics. A few years ago
Marathon, who now, for some curious rea-
son. objects to the union, tried to unite the
i've Republics, but failed. Soon after mis-
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From the DiSsecting Room.

Having taken Swift's Specific Tor blood poison
contracted at a medical college at di section.
say that il gave me speedy ard thorough cure
after my parents had spent hundreds OF dollars
Tor treatment My arm was swollen TO twice Its
usual size. and as nothing helped me was des-
pairing of ever being cured. But hearing oil the
8. s., bought gottle, little thinking would
derive any beneht from il. / began taking II reg
ularly, and soon the swelling began to go down
and the arm ceased to pain me. / continued lis
use aud after taking eight bottles thorou ghly
cured. AUGUSTUS WENDELL. Newark, n. J.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
The SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
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March April May

When the weather grows warmer. that
extreme tired feeling, want OF appetite.
dullness, languor, and lassitude, affiiet
almost the entire human family, and scrOf-
ula and other diseases caused by humors,
manifest themselves with many. II is i'm
possible to throw of this debility and expel
humOrs from the blood without the aid of .
reliable medicine like Hoods Sarsaparilla.
" l could not sleep, and would get up in
the morning with hardly life enough to get
out of bed. | had no appetite, and my
face would break out with pimples. / bought
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15

At no other season is the system so sus-
eeptible 10 the beneficial effects Of re-
liable tonic and invigorant. The impure
state of the blood, the deranged digestion.
and the weak condition of the body, caused
by its long battle with the cold, wintry
blasts, all call for the reyiying, regulating
and restoring Influences so happily and
effectively combined in Hoods SarSaparilIa.
Hoods Sarsaparilla did me a great deal
of good. l had no particular disease, but
was tired out from oyerwOrk, and it toned
me up Mrs. q. L. SIMMONS, CohOes, n. Y.
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cad and lonely, bot her teeth were firmly set
together and not sound did shs utter. A
gentleman spoke kindly to her, and, burst
ing into tears, she cried:
'Artie's lunned off an leP me. oh dear"
He was not over six or eight years of age;
she, possibly FIVE. They had been sweet
hearts, but had had the usual luck.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15

schaum pipes, billiard balls, etc, are manu-
fsctured from potatoes. In the process the
POTATOES are FIRST peeled then boiled in d.
luted sulphuric acid for thirty-six hours, and
then pressed and dried between sheets OF
blottipg paper. The product resembles cell
luloid in appearances
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15

~ 1Ico a rh.-ad,

No. 1I62.-A Charads.
Beneath q spreading oak-tree,
Whose fresh, green buds had burst,
Our merry last had gathered,
To play q game of first.
The girls were gaily gathered,
Like Iris, In 8 ring.
In buff and blue and crimson,
And every hue OF spring.
The boys were flying round them,
As bees round lOwrets do;
And hours seemed also bee-like,
For they went flying, too.
never see that oak.tree,
When spring has dressed It gay,
But On that ali ponder.
And what transpired that day.
JoE ANORY.
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"Laugh and Grow Fat

is a precept easily preached, but not so easy
to practice. II q person has no appetite, but
a distressing nausea, sick-headache, dyspsp-
sia, boils, or any other i'll resulting from in
action OF the bowels, it is impossible to get
up such laugh as will produce sldermanic
corpulence. In order to laugh satisfactorily
you must be well, and to be well you must
have your bowels in good order. You can
do this and laugh heartily with DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Purgstive Pellets" the little reg
ulators of the liver and bowels and best pro-
meters of jollity.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-04-15

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from er.
rors and indiscretions OF YOUTH nervous weak.
ness early decay, loss Of manhood, etc, viii
send q receipt that viii cure you, FREE OF
OHARGE This great remedy was discovered by
. missionary In South AmerscA. Send sei'-sc
HQQ y. NeWsyorks