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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-21
LIFE PBESERvER.

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-21
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION.

The .elty fifth birth iav of MI. Rus
sell McEorey was We = ma, dsnmely cele
b. at.d al mr. re derca yesterday by n
large rumb,r % her j. ends who IesIiiie -
til ;r app ecis,lon o. iLe impo r,nce of the
occasion .: presenting h'r vi h number
Of Drss ms j. clu5iug bible and, glass
f'uii or honey bowl, three G ass preserve
DO sls, silver butter knife, glass cake stand
ami several ther appropriate articles. The
guests were: Mr.. anG Mrs S. III. CoGey,
Mr.. ard Ms. C. w. Walters, Mr.. and
Mrs. Frank Will .rd. Mrs. Brown, Ms. r.
Rowe, Mrs. S. Sail, Ms. Geo. Westen-
berger, Mrs Mat Yorrg. Mrs. Joe ShaGk KEEL
foid, Mrs ShscaeiiUrd, Mrs. Heironymus,
Mrs. Whitmever, Mrs Knott. Tbos Camp
bell, Mrs p. LaIsch, Thee. l. ter, Rudolph
Couey, AID Miss Clasa Lst-ch.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-21
SPRING CLOTHES.
Dashed in and Out By One WHO
Don't Stop Over.
OLLIE FOwLER's VISION.

Tt proprietor Of the Goat il,use put N
an az peararce the night af er the UNI
depot fire with his long-t cd coat on and
slippers. TIM, Ills. He soliloq :: ID
thus:
"Well its gone. No good place to $40 re
row before a coed fire Mr.. Berry was
awful good about ke, 3irg fire but /
reck on he wsuted some of it in his'n. Til 5
place TO stay" :.
The landlord OF Hotel De Co walked
across the track snd put bis nogyiu Inside
the r. ON Temporarily used for depot.
Ollie Fowler sat there behind the cafe
looking directly al the door as it opened,
VII. n intuitively he ejacul,tsd:
1.-The villain still pursued hep
"Where is h.? Is he comm Ter me
Where is the policeman asi:el an old
lady seated IN the room awaiting tie arr =
val of train.
mo one Coming, madame" replied O''e
composedly. "You are rot going ~ b.
huIt. The pers,n alluded TO is the - pri>
ter OF the Goat house and he is now f1-
fr m Larmirg you," continued Ollie, iIli
of humor and quiet dignity for which he is
to;ed.
The old man walked around st2rd ng
tram and soliloqpized az sin:
This is an awful hard world. If / can
get one customer for lodging and breakfast
will b. encugh to buy half bushel of
IO.a a Sallie can make those potato ;
20 a long dis ance fh-se hard 'imes."
The trs IN from the west arrived and Re
collsred three people from afar of. He
led of aud they followed to the house of
public e. teriainment.
SHOPPING.
Our chief household ornsments-we
mean our fellows of the gentler seX-will
we hope, lose none of their wonted bright
ess cf a, pect, if we venture to remind
them, that when they 60 shopping they
would be mole likely to drive good bar
gains with the magii of the ysrdstick, shelf
and coun'er, 4 they INDUCED less in that
idle and tautalizing curiosity which Often
prompts them TO require the shopkeeper to
pull down every thing he has got in the
sh p. This wearisome inquisitiyeness re
suits more from ihoughtle sn. S. The Il cruel
ty, but ii is none the less cruel to the
prisoner behind the coun ter, who often in
one day thus admi 1isters to the wishes O.
CuotOAcIo, tnCu
anything but hard customers, q few trifiipg
sales being the only reward Of his p.;iencs
nd poliIen IS.
Some of the best fellows we ever saw,
have complained to us of this sort of deal
irg, and We have had occasion to remark
that they have usually been good-looking
clerks. fact which in our mird has &C
counted for their being so bothered as the
most annoying of their female tormentors
are young and giddy girls, who make a
preiense Of purchasing, their excuse fol
dallying with them so long. Now, lsdie.
d girls. you should not do that sort o.
thing. III you like the looks Of the fellows
it is the more. e,son you should be kind
to them, consider their trials, and not &C
counter to their reasonable business wishes
else you a'e certainly responsible for spoil
ing their tempers and making them peev
ish hush ,nds when they marry, If they
marry, if they ever dare to do so.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-21
SEDALIA WEEKLY BAZOO TUESDAY, APRIL r. 1885

Auns Deviiu, NJ. and Mrs. Warren Gal
breath Mr. and Mrs. Frank Ha IN. and
Messrs. +. T. 6. Ltry, Ed. Small, George
Lyg rhUs. Keh1e. e. c. Parker, Chas.
Y.aIer, E!. aud Linn l. en-. ". Will
Mackev Will Holman. Charley Jackson,
Leonard Robinson, Chas. Rockwell and
Tiers.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-21
THE GIRL VAC.

Anna Ford, poor. unfortunate not un-
known to the police of Sedslia. was arrest
I'd the other day at Slater, Saline county,
charged with vagrancy. She plead guilty
and was fined $40, in default of which she
vas sent to the lookup by Mayor Harvey
The girl has an eventful history. She was
reared in Randolph county in affiuencs
and educated by the lavish expendi. uIe of
money. While at school she became &C.
ciden;ally acquainted with clerk from.
Kans-s City, who w0o2d and won her hand.
Her parents obi, cted. 1t is the old story,
she marie d in spite of all objections. After
q +. months of welded bliss her husband
fed to Colorado, leaving her among strang-
ers. She was too proud to return to her
home after discb wing her parents. She
then led a life OF shame. The name OF
Anna Ford is an assumed one.
Her face and general make up is that of
one accustomed to refinement, and does not
bear the appearance of those Of her kind.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-21

DIsGUsTED GRASS wIDowER.
All mankind have troubles. A s.dalia
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-21
ENTERTAINMENT.

Mrs. G. P. B. jackson entertained a
large company of guests last Friday night
at her handsome Broadway residence in
honor of Miss Barley, of st. Louis, and
Miss Blanche Hoffman, of this city. The
evening was very pleasantly whiled away
with music, games and the partaking OF
veiy carefully prepared and elegantly
served refreshments. Among tie guests
wcr Misses Laura Yester, Julia Miller
Minnie Barrett, Eva Johnson, Eva Gentry,
Mary ODonuell, Lou Eva Walker, Della
Hardcastle, Emma Longan, Mad Sturgis
Sallie Potter, Anna Richardson, Belle Hail.
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A Brood of Kittens.

John G. Cooley's cat, at his ranch disliked the confinement Tn. cured in watching four kittens all day, and she placed them under a motherly hen, which was trying to hatch porcelain egg In a nest two feet away on the same hay-mow. The hen clucked, lifted her wings, and welcomed the litter. The cat went of 10 while away the day, and the hen entertained them by clucking un- til the cat came back at night. They answered to both the clucking of the hen and the specific maternal call. The hen sat on the kittens for about two weeks and then they ran away, leaving her disconsolate. There was a void in her affections that a porce- lain egg was incompetent to fill. AZ ter breeding on her nest for two or three days she gave up the attempt to hatch the egg and began to lay eggs again. Mir, Cooley believes that a litter of kittens is the only thing, ex- cept death, that will "break up" a setting hen.-Phenix Gazette.
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Old Indians

Dr. Levi E. George, of Tucson, reports some old people living Tn northern Arizona. He and a party found a tribe known as the Wakoyas on the Colorado river in a small val. ley shut in by high ranges and main- taining thelr independence of all other tribes. Here he found indl- viduals who are said to be eighty, one hundred and ten, enc hundred and seventy-five and one woman one hun. dred and eighty-two years old. The doctor, who claims to have seen much of the world, believes that these claims are true and argues from the appearance of the individuals and from their method of reckoning. He believes the spot where they live, shutting them out from all other tribes ard healthfulness of the place to be the principal cause of this great longevity. .. .a
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Rum in excess, or as a medicine is bad enough; opium, save in extrem. ity, is worse, and Chloral is, even in the hands of physicians, worst of all, because of the uncertainty of its spe. cific effect and the inevitable danger attending its use without the prescrip- tion of a physician. Periodically, in consequence of some special illustra- ion, there is spasmodic assault
 .....uiants. The warfare against alcohol has assumed a chronic form, but as to opium, and now as to chlo- ral, the attacks are made only, as it were, upon invitation. And yet the same principal governs. There are not, indeed, so many consumers of opium as of whisky, nor so many ha- bitual users of chloral as of opium, but the same appetite leads to the use of the one as of the other. In one sense 1t IS natural, in another it is unnatural. Perhaps sorrow and anx. iety have made as many iuebriates as thoughtless drinking.-
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Bradstreet $ Weekly favors the pur- chase by the United States Govern ment of the Northern Mexican States, adding that no outlay would be neces- sary, as the price of the same could be applie d on the debt which Mexico now owes this government. The pol, icy of acquisition of territory to the southward is one that is now engross- ing the attention of some of our great. est minds, and is course which must naturally follow in the future.
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 The Phenix Herald is authority fc


 The Phenix Herald is authority for .hs- statement that Gila county will not be satisfied with anything less at the hands of the present Legislature than a bill annexing to it all of that portion of Tonto Basin in Yavapai county. This is very modest in Gila but will the people of Tonto accept Sthe honor of a union with one of the most insignificant counties in the Ter. ritory, when in two years time after the construction of the Mineral Belt road, it will possess population suffi- cient to sustain all the expenses of an independent organization.-Ex.
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Even Boston cb;ldrsn are

Even Boston children are compelled to endure the criticism handed down from their ancestors of the first and second generations. "Boston chil. dren seem cold and unnatural" /" says Mrs. Tom Thumb; Gin New York they are only clever, but in quiet Philadelphia they are just what they should be-
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To Whom It May Concern.

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 PATRICK LAUGHLIN-X-his mark Decemhcr Io 1884.
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Morning journal and courier., 1885-01-08

life had but one side, or as though the litera truthfulness of a photograph conveyed all that there is to be seen in landscape. But indeed some people, as we know, have the misfortune to be color blind and to them nc doubt the outlines of the world must seem to be filled in rather with shade than with light. One may pay willing homage to NJ. Dau- det's genius, and yet suspect that life, if he had chosen to listen, might have dictated to him different stories from those which he has published and one may ques- ton whether his sons will be much the better for reading ''Sapho" even "quand ills auront vingt ans." The subject of French fiction, it's tendencies and it's influences is too long one to be more than glanced at here. The wit, the brilliancy, the charm of style of About, Octave Feuillet, Cherbuliez, Jules Claretie, and others of less repute are familiar to most educated men. Not all of them are such pessimists as NJ. Daudet yet those who know what ordinary French life is will find only faint reflection of it in the novels of the above-named writers, unless it be here and there in the pages of the first. It is always best to avoid making statements which from their very nature are not susceptible of proof; but after associating pretty constant ly with French people for a matter of 20 years 1 will take upon me to say that l dsubt very much whether the marriage VOW is broken more frequently in France than else where. That weary old tale of coniugal in fidelity, which appears to be as essential to the French novelist as the more legitimate love affair and marriage at the end of the third volume are to his British confrere, might, 1 believe, be told with as much or as little truth of other countries.-The Corn hill Magazine
Morning journal and courier., 1885-01-08
COMMUNICATIONS,
Needs 0f Ehe HnSnItaI


 To the Editor of the JOURNAL COURIER:
 The article in Wednesday mornings issue headed as above suggests what follows:
 It cannot be denied that there is a consid- erable and steadily growing number of fami- lies in this city who use and prefer to use homeopathic treatment when medicine is required.
 Many of these families have long and often helped to supply hospital needs under its present system of treatment
 If I have been rightly informed their wishes repeatedly and earnestly expressed that one ward of the hospital should be de voted to the school of practic, which they prefer have been neglected, ignored con stantly refused and remain so this very day
 Continuance in this line of conduct will and must result in the withdrawal of hompo opaths from further aid to the hospital and the direction of their abundant means to the establishment of a separate institution wholly under their control. Just consideration for the wishes of those who have right to ex- pect that their preferences should receive at tention would open wide fat purses that now remain virtually closed. Besides, the hospital is too greatly indebted to honoo- paths and has accepted too many past favors from this numerous and influential class to render similar continued action on the part of the present management either grateful or graceful. H.