Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-10-09
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Graphic.
For truly deep feeling let mo call
your attention to a negro waiter who
has to stand by while the hotel guest
whom he is serving eats watermelon
Etica Observer.
''The -Weibliche'' is to be dis.
cussed by the Concord philosophers
this year. In order to accommodate
the crowd all the railroads will carry
at excursion NATURALIZATION Free
Press.
Prior to Adams going into the APP
| pie business his record was a stainless
one. And yet he was one of the great
army of model husbands who are ncy-
err trusted with the latch-key.-FaA
RSUer Adv0nce.
Old Friend-you ought to be proud
| of your wife, Tom. Host-Ycs? Old
FRIENDSHIPS q most brilliant talker.
Host-Shc ought to be. Old Friend
| could listen 10 her for a whole night.
Host (wcarilyl-1 often do.-New York
Star.
II remember you very well.n said
the hotelkeeper, but your wife has
grown very thin" Eyes" "She
was taller" yes" land lighter
complexion, was she notP" Yes; be-
sides, you know, it is not the same
one. "-Haryord Times" a,
Wife-What's the matter, dearp
You seem to be in a quandary.s, Hus-
band-I am. 1 got a letter from my
friend Congressman x. to-day, in
which he requests that it be not pub
lished, and l can't make up my mind
what paper to take it to-
In speaking of the Junior class in the
university this year the, Professor said:
1.-The junior class will embrace seven
teen young ladies'" at will?" ex-
claimed the. young man addressed.
.'Great Scott then 1 shall join the jun
ior class ."-Nev York Star.
Mr.. A. (who has come out for aday's
pleasure on his friends YACHT: "Say,
Jack, what's all the racket overhead"
Jack: "There's a Vessel to windward
making signs of distress" Mr.. A.
Every faintly>: "signs of distressP
Send 'em some basins. "-Puck.
A Doubtful Diagnosis-Doctor. 'l'm
'fraid, Missus Brown, dat dish yer is a
case oh de gastrick febah." Mrs.
Brown: oval, l doan see how he
ketched de gastrick febah roun' here,
kase we doan burn muffin but karisene,
an powerful little er dat. "-HaYper's
BGsar.
One who has faith in the concrete is
sure to have it in the abstract-Miss
Cleveland. The concrete gives gener.
al satisfaction. We Have never seen
any experiments made with the alb
stract. The preference In this city
seems to be for Belgian blocks-PAila-
delphia Cal.
Dromedasies were expected to make
are sport in races with horses in Vi
emma, but they proved so slow that the
meanest cart-drawers brought in from
the street beat them easily. 1t was a
great disappointment to the projectors
of the entertainment, who expected the
dromedaries to hump Themselves
Puck.
A Vassar graduate being out in the
country, went into the stable of a farm
house.
Dear me, how close the poor COWS
are crowded together" she remarked.
Eyes, mum; but we have to do that"
"Why so?"
$50 they will give condensed milk"
TEXAS Syttings.
An old repeating connnatum: What
is the difference between a foggy day,
the Prince of Wales, All orphan, a
baboon, and q bald-headed man? Dur
ing a foggy day the air is apparent, the
Prince Of Wales, is the heir apparent, a
baboon has a hairy parent, an orphan
has nary parent, and a bald-headed
man has nary hair apparent. -LoweW
Courier.
Young Featherly lat a late hour)-.
Really, Miss Clara, it's very annoying,
but | had it on the tip of my tongue
but a moment ago. I was about to saw
to say-er-singular, bit it seems to
have escaped me-.
Miss Clara looming to his assistaance)
-fossibly- you were about to. say
Goodnight" Mr.. Featherly.-New
York Sun.
Small boy--"say, nom, 1, know
what makes pops face 50 red. He's a
lobster"
Nom "You disrespcctful child.
What do you meanp"
Small boy-'Why, Holsters turn red
When they are put in hot water, and l
beard pop tell Mr.. Kummie that he
had been in hot water ever since he
married you."-RHadelpAiHa CaaA.
A lhan went into the. country last
Sunday for a. walk, He carried his
oyercoat o his arm, but, finding it
burdepqsope, hung it on a fence. TAX
ing a card from his pocket he wrote:
"Do not touch this coat, infected, with
small-pox:". He came back two hours
later and found the card, upon which
was written. underneath his warning,
'Ihanks. for the coat; I've had the
smallpox"
They were sailing on the beautiful
waters of Minnetonka, and she looked
up into his eyes and askea him to tell
her about all the different boats.
George" she said, whats a brig,
and a schooner, and u yacht? and 8,
George, what's that little fishing boat
out thereP"'
That, Angie, is a smack"
(Sweetly.> George, couldn't-er
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