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AYERS PILLS.

A large proportion Of the diseases WHICH
cause human suffering result from derapgo-
mcnt Of the ston,ash, bowels, and liver.
AYERS CATHARTIc PILLS act directly upon
thcse organs, and arc especially designed TO
euro tho diseases caused by thoir dcrargc-
ment, including Constipation, 1ntiges-
ton, Dyspepsia, Headache, Dyscntcry,
and host of other ailments, for all Of
which they are sofe, sure, prompt, and
pleasant remedy. The extensive use of these
PILLS by eminent physicians i'll regular prac.
tee, shows Enthusiastically the estimation In
which they are held by the medical profess
sion.
These FILLS are compounded Of vegetable
substances only, and are absolutely free from
calonlel or any other injurious ingredient.
A Sufferer from Headache writes:
LAYERS Pills arc Invaluable to me, and
arc my constant companion. ! have been
severe sufferer from Headache, and Your
for relief. One dose will quickly move my
bowels and free my head from pain. They
arc the most effective AMI the easiest l,hysic
have ever found. 1t Is pleasure TO nc 10
speak in their praise, and always 10 80
when occasion offers.
W. L.. PAGE, of W. J.. Page & Bro"
Franklin ST., Richmond, VA, June s, 1880.
~ havo used AYERS PILLS in number
lss instances as recommended by you, aud
have never Known them to fail to accomplish
the desired result. We constantly keep them
on hand ut our home, and prize them as q
pleasant, safe, and reliable family medicine.
FOR DYSPEPSIA they are Invaluable.
j. +. HAYES"
Mcxia Texas, June II, 1892.
The REV. FRANCIS Il. HAELowE, writing
from I4Htthh,, Ca. says: "For some years
p0st ! have bcen subject TO constipation,
from which. in spite of the use Of nedi-
cnes OF various kinds suffered increasing
Inconvenience, until some months ago
began taking AYERS PILLS. They have
entirely corrected the costiye habit. and
have vastly improved my general health"
AYERS CATnAnrIc PILLS correct irresu.
larilies Of the bowels, stimulate the arps-
tito and digestion, and by their prompt and
thorough action give tone and vigor to the
whole physical economy.
PREPARED TT
Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
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". II. MoNGASs u. ~ hRLLhSN, N. u. SIfRIIMAN,
Frederick, Emmi,sbusR, Westminster.
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What reliable persons Of your own State
have to say about "Aromanna.

EI.L1CoTT CITY, Md June s, 1884.
G. Uolelst.h:--l have been sufferer for a
long tine with dyspepsia, and have tried
most everything in the way of medicine, but
nothing gave any relief procured one hot
tie of your "AIpmanna' and had only been
taking il about six days when began to feel
il was doing me good. ! told q number O.
my neighbors what it had done for me and
they commenced using it, and all agree with
me that it is the only medicine that will do
all it ia recommended to do. One thing
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builds up, adds new strength and imparts
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the merits of "Aromanna." 1t will pay any
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G.O0A 0n0m preseats gicen aacay, Send
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Y~VV9VVVmail you will yet tree pack
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All about the $20),G0 in presents with each
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only, to work for us at their own homes
Fortunes for all workers alb Olutely assured
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VOTING. All experience the wonderful
y, .no beneficial effects OF
,I,nn n0 Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Children with Sore Eyes, Sore
A6tU. Ears, or any scrofulous or syph-
little faint, may be made healthy and strong
by its uso.
Bold by oil Druggists: Al .'s bottle, TO- -
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A CARD.

DIR. J. J. lIENSIIAW,
Oilers his Professional
Services to the citizens of Mechanicstown
and vicinity in the practice Of medicine and
surgery. Having an experience of 81 years.
Residence oppo-i,e Lutheran church.
feb 10 If
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The mugwump rcosts in the hollow log,
The sagwag sits in the tree;
Whenever hear the hogwig sing,
My heart is sad in me.
Whenever the snagpop tools his too,
To the wall Of the mipwag hen,
And the ,nigfunk chirps in the Silly
night,
You bet IN lonely then.
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Send SO Cts and receive The House
wife ON IiaI for six months, and any one of
above books free, or Sl00 and receive it for
ono cutirc year, and all of above books Tree
This is for new subscribers only, who send
now Address, THE HOUSEWIFE, Nunda
NY. .. ....
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FIR e
AND
LIGHTNING.

For what the rats cat in
81 ln0ll,h Il farmer can in.
sHrc "a barn full Of grain lsn-
Ill ID h.. sold.
We insure III! kinds of property, for
short or long terms, in the best stock
tntt MUTUAL companies in the world.
stock companies mahe no assessments and
GtnH'M no 3,,rmiunt notes.
In fact it costs comparatively little
to get The best Sc, urity agains: fire or
lightning this world affords
We insure grain, live stock and all
kinds Of personal property. and all man
or of buildings at the most reasonable
ana ,ob,ainahle in the United States,
best fra"DreSent as general agents the
OF the cartlicancc companies on the face
don't i h.s,,s Msn IT. pes aud particulars
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G. It'll G. A G O
COLT ACE
ORGAN

Has nttained standard Of cxccficeee which,
admits OF no superior. ~ sr. r
It contains every improvement that inventive
genius, skill End money can produce. '
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j. c. MOONEY, -4Butant,
A. ID. Reynolds Post, No. 90, g. A. Il,
WESTMINSTER, Nd, June 10Th. 1854

~ A~''i .'lii uuiit IoAlt. IC%f.
Oear Sir AT the suggestion of friend
was introduced to try "Aromanna," and il
gave great satisfaction. My wife had ST.
were attack Of asthma, and was treated by
one of our best physicians until we consider
ed cure was Effected but it soon made its
appearance again. DuLac's "Swiss Balsam'
was recommended, we hogan its use, and he.
lievc it has made a permanent cure We take
grca, pleasure iq recommending "Aroman
ma and Swiss Balsam," believing them to
b+ genuine. They arc the only proprietary
goods we ever used that done what they
claimed to do. JOHN LUCABAUGH.
EAST New MARKET, Nd Dec. s, 1885.
g. Uoldstein:-I deem it privilege to r..
commend your valuable medicinc--"Aro.
mama" have been troubled many years
with liver and lung disease. One year ago
was taken with ague and fever tried
other remedies, but nothing hclpcl me until
obtained your "Aromunna" i commenced
its use and it completely broke up the chills,
leaving me with good health. Would not
be willing 10 do without it in the house.
Mrs. LORNA THAYER.
PRICES OF PREPARATIONS IS and Is CENTS.
Ct. 1IOLDSTITIN, Proprietor,
WuopHUHr, y, T.
Sold BY DR.. LEATHERMAE and r. +. Will
ERoW, Mcchanicsown, and all dealers in medicines.
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"a Card.

60. 0&VA ~AO
To THE VOTERS OF FREDERICK COUNTY
AT the urgent solicitations both public
and privatc-o of many friends, ! hereby an.
nounce myself as II candidate,
SyDSR 81 ~ II tfs9ll5's
of Frederick County. Subject TO the decis
ion of the Democrat nominating convention
Most respectfully soliciting your support,
lam, truly yours
apr2 tc ir JOHN JONES.
o., Mcchanicitown, Md.
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2 lovers sat beneath this shade,
And un2 the other said
"'low 14-o that you 10,
Have smiled upon this suit Of mine {:
J, . heart, it palps 4 L.
Thy voice is music melody
lis 7 to be thy loved /, @
Say oy nvmph, will marry mo?'
~lspod she soft, "Why bly,"
Hit Il r:,r-------e ~--------
blow ,n1touId say go. Went home
from, had to 5ss a IN O% 3D. t.; '''e , to
a.. "A Mr.. Carr has married l.
' '"I Clergyman escaped without ss,,,rr.
,',, "p"ga 1t IS well-knowu tLat ths- ;,
"''c" dagger i" coupling cars. '"''S 'S
a" lrisbmh was once ..,na:
=. '''"'e a '"ookins-glass with III, '' a,as
'no', aud on Icing on asked wb,
N'oe9 there, replied: I'm anhcr 80 "'
I"s how looh wcnn In ,.,,.nr"
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Oh sapeake & Potomac
Telephone Company

Saa,. N. Bryan, Geni Myrtle. L, MILLER, sups
-.., LOCAL MANAGERS. 'st
G. II. Moscas.2 q. c. HUMAN, NJ. n. Snallm.a.
Frederick. Emmi,shusg. Westminster.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11

| the first wire, 80 cents on the second wire
I 80 cents on the third wire and 20 cents on
/ the fourth and all additional wires. regu
| latIng the method of forming town ius,Ir-
ance companies; authorizing Milwaukee to
pay the claim of James Hove for paving
| Erle Street; providing for increased eff
cIency OF the National Guard by increasing
the per diem of troops, etc. The bill fixing
the salary of circuit court Judges at 81. GOO
was eoncurred in. Bills were killed placing
the care and control of highways in the
hands OF supervisors; providing for the ap-
poIntment OF Inspectors of steam boilers
and Tor licensing of engineers in charge
thereof; TO constitute state supervisor of
inspectors of illuminating oils and an in
speetor Of gas-meters. The bill creating
Forest County was ordered TO a third read
ing Resolutions providing for coustitu-
uonal amendments relative to Jury trials
were killed. The billauthorizing the preser-
YatIon OF election ballots was passed
MADISON April 3.-Bns were concurred
IN providing for the rebuilding Of Science
Hall OF the State University: for the ap-
polntment OF a legislative commission to
purchase an executive residence at a cost
not to exceed S20. 600; fixing the per diem
and other expenses of the state board of
charities and reform; establishing state
public school for dependent and neglected
'ii' " "PPI oliIlitlhS S-u' annually 10
each regularly organized county agricult-
ural society holding an annual fair. The
bill was killed forbiddiug municipal corpor-
atlons from issuing bonds to aid in the
construction of railroads. Bills were
passed authorizing the city of Milwaukee
to levy special tax in the south sewerage
and to authorize the same CITY to
pay certain claims of TiIly Lynde. recurring
the state treasurer in granting licenses to
railway companies 10 secure the approval
OF the railway commissioner.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN, SATURDA AY APRIJ, /. 1885

says: 1.-The coal miners strike in the
fourth pool has almost collapsed. A
majority OF the pits are now in opera
ton, and before the close OF the week
operators confidently assert that the
great army OF strikers along the rivers
Will return to work. On the railroads
there IS no change in the situation,
both sides standing firm.
A Paris dispatch of the 3lst, SAYS:
The new French cabinet. as pro
posed by De Freycinet, will prob
ably be asfollows: Minister OF foreign
affairs, De Freycinet; finance, Rouvier;
interior, Falliers; public instruction,
Spuller; Justice, Floquet; war, Gen.
Blilot; marine, Admiral Joureguiberry.
The names have not been submitted
to the president, and some changes
may be made before the list is finally
made up. Both houses have voted
the first installment OF The Tonquin
credit asked for by the old ministry.
At San Antonio, Tex, on the 3lst.
George 2. Burkhardt, formerly OF Chi
cago, shot and killed his wife and then
attempted suicide.
\ Shanghai dispatch OF the Both
says: The British steamer Orestes.
from Liverpool for Penang, collided
with and sunk a Chinese steamer.
Seventy persons were drowned.
y Medlclne-Hat special OF the Both
says: The Indians are on the war
path. Settlers are preparing for an
attack: The Indians held a pow-wow
yesterday, from which thegovernment
interpreter was excluded. There are
only six police at this post. The set
tiers have applied to the government
Tor arms, ammunition and reinforce
mentS."
Brcker Elliot, the 7-year-old son OF
George Elliot, prominent farmer at
CarbOndale, H., on the 3Oth, was lean
ing out OF a window at his fathers
residence when the sash fell. striking
aim on the back OF the neck and
breaking it.
Prices Oil Mills, a short distance be-
low Noolwich, Eng, covering twelve
acres OF ground, were completely de
stroyed by fire on the morning OF the
3Oth. Thousands OF people watched
the fire from the river banks and other
positions, and the river was full OF
vessels containing spectators The
flames could be seen for many miles.
The loss will exceed 81 900, 900.
The four-story brick building, on
Monroe Street, Chicago, occupied by
the National Printing Company and
Bradner, Smith & Co, paper dealers,
burned on the morning OF the Both.
The losses are estimated at S37O,O00.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
A CITY BTRNED,
Aspinwall, Panama, DESTROYED by In
surgents.

AHpih"aiiB dnana, DESTROYED by
surgents.
The following dispatch from Com
mander Kane, of the Galena. was re-
celved on the LIST by the secretary of
the navy: AspinwalI is in ashes.
The city was burned by the insurgents
to escape capture by the government
troops. The Pacific Mail dock. rail
road property on the north end of the
island, and the canal property at
CrIspol are the only buildings saved.
The shipping is safe. | have all my
torce on shore protecting property.
My ship IS crowded with refugees.
Thousands are destitute and without
shelter"
Later in the day the following was
received from Panama: "Communi-
cation with Colon, or Aspinwall, is re
opened. The force sent from here at
tackled Preston on the afternoon of
the 3Oth ult., and drove back a small
outpost. On the morning OF the 3lst
the fight IN the town OF Colon COM
menced. Cannon were used and the
tlrIng was heavy. While the fight was
IN progress fire, the origin Ofwhich is
not yet known, broke Outin the town.
Preston, when he saw that defeat was
inevitable, made his escape. Many Of
his men were killed or captured. The
town by this time was in flames.
Everything was swept away savea few
OF the Panama Railroad buildings, on
the north beach. All the railroads 5
WharVes, except the Pacific Mail Com
pany :, We're burned, and all the rail
road company's books We're lost. The
canal company saved its books and
100000 in specie. All the cars on
the tracks We're destroyed. The new
town OF Christopher Columbus es-
capped the flames"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
Five Per Cent. n Month Comuoundcd

[From the san Francisco Chronicle
George ID. Cobb, :. VI. Cobb and u.
Linderman gavetheir promissorv note
to A. \. Webber, in 1877 for SI7S.75
due and owing him. The note was to
bear interest at the rate OF > per cent.
O. month poynhln IN advance with
the express agreement that upon
failure to pay the interest it should be
added to and become a part of the
principal and bear interest. On June
2S, 1881, Webber entered suit in the
justices court against the henotemakers
and at that time the sum total due
amounted to 81 ,O9S. Webber did not
issue summons until the yearallowed
by law for the issuing of a summons
after the filing of a complaint had
nearly expired and he then held back
the papers and did not serve them on
the defendants until last month, at
which time his claim against them had
amounted to S12,1O4 Messrs. Mes
sick and Maxwell appeared before
Justice Wood yesterday in the special
interest of the defendant Linderman,
and asked that the suit against him
should be dismissed on several
grounds. The principal objections
raised were that the amount sued for
exceeded the jurisdiction of the court.
and also that the delay in serving the
summons had been unnecessary.
The matter was argued at length, and
Justice Wood dismissed the suit
against Linderman, principally be-
cause the amount involved exceeded
the jurisdiction of his court. He held
that as the case now stood the suit is
for SO, ,1O4, as the terms of the note
expressly provided that in the event
OF failure to pay the interest, it
should become part of the principal
and bear interest. He also held that
if plaintiff was entitled to delay the
serving of a summons as long as
he pleased, the only statute OF
limitations that would run against
him would be his own conscience.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
GRIHi.N'S PROGRESS.
Tamai, a Rebel Stronghold, Taken and
Burned by the British

Dispatches received from Suakim on
the morning OF the Sd give the follow
ing account Of the progress of events
at the front: Gen. Graham occupied
with his forces all the heights above
Tamai last evening. During the night
the rebels fired into the Zereba. and
some OF their shots took effect. One
soldier was killed outright and two
Others We're wounded Early this
morning Gen. Graham advanced to
Tamai and at Z o'clock took posses
sion OF the springs" Another dis
patch, dated from the hills above Ia
mai at A. NJ, is as follows: s"The
guards, the Bengalese troops. the
marines, the Berkshire regiment and
the Sikhs will occupy Tamai on Mon
day. The remainder Of the forces will
follow when the water supply has been
secured" ." A still later dispatch saws
Graham : forces entered Tamai. with
little opposition, and after burning
the place retired with a number Of
captives. The British loss was six
men killed.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
IN FSSlsNE DEED,
An Insane Son Murders His Mother an


At the residence of Addison Nash. a
farmer OF Hale township, near Mon
mouth, H., on the afternoon of the
4th, Eddy F. Nash, his son, shot and
instantly killed his mother and
sister, during the absence OF the
remainder of the family. Mr.. Nash
was in Monmouth; and, return
ing home about o'clock, found
the bodies on the porch. Mrs. Nash
was killed in the yard and her body
dragged to the porch and laid by the
side OF her murdered daughter. The
murderer is believed to have commit
ted the deed in a fit OF insanity. He
was sent to the asylum in 1883 and
remained about a year, and was re-
turned home last fall. During his pre-
vlous insanity he imagined that secret
societies were cOnspiring to kill him.
After committing the murder he
mounted a horse and escaped.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
CENTRAL AMERICA.
ihe Death of President Barrios Puts an
End to HoStiIities.


End to HoStilities.
\ dispatch OF the 4th inst. says:
.HostllIties between Guatemala and
the allied republics have been sus-
pended and an armistice of one month
IS announced The legislative assem-
bly, OF Guatemala has annulled the de
cree promulgated by President Bar
rios February %, in which a union OF
the Central American republics was
proclaimed and Barrios was an
nounced as dictator and supreme mil
ltary chieftain OF all Central America.
The goId-hilted sword OF President
Barrios was found on the battlefield
OF Chalchualpa, broken. According to
the latest intelligence received here,
President Barrios is dead. No par
ticulars have been received" The
same evening a dispatch was received
stating that Gen. BarriOs had been
killed at the battle of Chalchualpa.
II this report is corrobOrated, this will
end the war.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
FOE NTR4L4UERTC4

a Detachment of Marines Sail for Aspin-
wall to Protect American Interests
The first detachment Of United
States Marines ordered to Aspinwall
for the protection Of American life and
property, sailed from New York on
the steamship City Of Para, on the 3D..
This is the first instance Of United
States troops having been called upon
to leave the country for such a pur-
pose since 1913.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-04-11
Some Really Queer Customs.

From the London Field.l
The manners and customs of the Ma
sal, as described by Mr. Joseph Thorn
son in the account of his recent travels
in Africa, are, to put it in the mildest
language, most peculiar, and whole
chapter is devoted to the description
of them Their usual mode of saluta-
tlOn on meeting Is to spit in one
anOther's 5 face, the more cOpiOus the
eXpeCtOratlOn the greater the friend
ship; and Mr.. Thomson, having been
voted q great medicine man, was eX-
pected to heal diseases in this way /;
but so great was the demand on his
salivary organs that he could only
satisfy his patients by taking repeated
draughtS OF water.
Equally strange Is the custom of all
the unmarried men and women living
in villages together, while the married
folks live by themselves; these latter
are allowed to eat what they like, but
the unmarried ones may only eat meat
and drink milk. As soon as man
marries he ceases to be a warrior, and
has to tend the herds of cattle. He is
no more allowed to join in cattIeraids,
or that determination ofhis neighbOrs
which is continually going on, and
which seems to be the greatest delight
that the young Nasal is capable of
enjoying; and it is probably because
they would have to forego the pleas
Ures Ofrapine and bloOdshed that these
amiable people decline entering into
the state of matrimOny, which, after
all, Is mere form, for virtue, as we
understand it, is unknown to them.
They have, certainly, a kind OF reli-
gion, but very little even of that, and
seem to have no belief in a future, as
all dead bodies are thrown to the
hyenas, who are so encouraged by
being thus continually fed that if no
one should die to provide them with a
feast, they help themselves to the living
by taking the children out of the huts.
Boss plumber TO small applicant
for a positiOn)-SO you would like to
become plumber, little boy? Little
boy-Yeth, thir. Boss plumber-Can
you read. write and cipher? Little
boy-Yeth, thir. Boss plumber-How
much Is ten pounds OF lead pipe at
ten cents a pound? Little bOy-Dol-
lar rtheveny-tive, thir Boss plumber
III give you a trial.-NeW York Sun.