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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
A Hint to Ball Men.
Norristown Herald.

A sporting paper contains an article
entitled How to Prevent Accident in
the Game of Base Ball" This diff
Guilty may be overcome by the SUBJ
stitution of garden digging for base
ball. A young man who is digging
garden never gets injured by running
the bases or by the bat flying out Of
another players hand; though when
he gets through with the game he may
be induced to think he has exchanged
backs with man 1877 years old.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Enjoying a Square Meal.
Now York Times

Are you enjoying sour dinner2"
asked Robby of the minister who was
taking a Sunday dinner with the
family.
Eyes, Robby," responded the minis,
ter, pleasantly.
Mamma slid this morning that she
thought you would, as she d du'e sup
eose that with your small salary and
large family you got much to eat from
one weeks end to the ether"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Suffering WOmanhood.

Too much effort cannot be made to bring to
the attention of suffering womanhood the great
value Of Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound as remedy for the disease OF women,
and perhaps nothing Is more effectual than the
testimony of those who have been cure by 1t.
Such an one is the wife OF General BarTinger Of
Winston, N. c., anu !. . quote from the Generals
letter as follows: Dear Mrs. Pinkham: Please
allow me TO add my testimony to the most ex-
cellent medicinal qualities OF your Vegetable
Compound Mrs. Barringer was treated for
several years for what the physicians called
Leucorrbea and Prolapsus Uteri combined.
sent her to Richmond, Va, where she remained
for six months under the treatment Of an emf
nent Physician without any permanent benefit
She was induced to try your medicine and after
a reasonable time commenced to improve and Is
now able to attend to her business and considers
herself fully relieved" General Barringer Is
the proprietor Of the American Hotel, Winston,
n. G., and Is widely known.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Would Find a Cipher.
Pittsburg Dispatch.

A Hartford newspaper, after re-
counting Ignatius Donnelly's wonder
full literary achievements, past and
prospective, concludes: 1--WE are
glad Dennelly didn't miss being born. "
If he had suffered that misfortune, it
seems quite certain. from his other
achievements, that he would have
discovered some entirely rev and
hitherto unsupported way of comiHg
into the world
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
A Newspaper Without an Editor.

A newspaper in Madrid, called the
Correspondence, is peculiar in its way.
1t has the largest circulation of any
paper ia the capital, reaching 200, 600
to 100000 a day. It has no editor,
but a dozen Hide-awake reporters,
who scour the town for every kind of
information. They come to the office
and drop their manuscripts in a bag,
and there they stay until the foreman
wants copy, Egeryth ng is then
thrown into the forms without regard
to order or anything else, and the
paper is read from end to end in spite
of the fact
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
So II Would Seem.
Farmerville ia Cast Piow.

Farmerville qa.) Cast Plow.
This the Firs Number of TIE Cast
Plow goes to the world under many
adverse circumstances it is our first
effort at type setting, without case,
and a second hand outfit and not half
enough of that, we are our own typo,
editor, and Devil principally, the
latter.
When this edition goes to the
world aud all hands have a whack, al
me I will he all "Chawed" and
"Mangted" but that does not make
any difference. l will have a whole
month to get over it in.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01


of her money and jewels to DR.. Gully.
In January, 1879, lot of gentlemen
we're made sick With symptoms of
antinonia poison by some sherry
which the wine merchant it proved
had bought from Mr. Bravo's father,
who died recently. 1t came out few
days later that Mr.. Bravo had told his
vife's mother that he could cure his
wife of drinking, and a Mr.. Raymond,
who sold cure for dipsomania, COM
sisting OF tartar, emetic (ant;mony),
testified that he had sent Mr.. Bravo
six of his powders. s. the Bravo
mystery still remains mystery.
JANE cLENsEN.
Jane Maria Cieusen, aged II, SER
want girl in the employ of Mr.. Pook,
printer, left the house on the even
ing of April IS, 1871, saying she wss
golHg to meet ker young man. the
son OF her employer. A. 4 o'clock
the next morning policeman found
her lying at the point of death In Kidd
brooke lane, Ethan. Her head was
beaten In with some blunt instrHmsnt
and covered with blscd. and her hat
and gloves lay Ia pool OF blood rear
by. Wner asked who hurt her, she
could only murmur, my poor head"
and when the policeman took her hand
she turned upon her face and said:
Let me die. :" There were footprints
near. but not of recent origin. The
officer had passed through the lane at
las and the girl was not there. Ed
mond w. Pook. the young man, was
arrested. and tried and acquitted amid
great applause. The judge censured
the police in his charge for having as
sumed the guilt from the start and for
straiaing all the evidence to make him
so. The mob thought him guilty,
however. FOR they mobbed his fathers
house. Yet that did net solve the
mystery.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Delicate Diseases

Of either sex, however induced, speedily, thor.
oughly and permanently cured. Complicated
and obstinate cases Of blood taints, ulcers. OBJ
structions, unnatural discharges, exhausted
vitality, premature decline, nervous, mental, and
organic debility, varicocele, hydrocele diseases
OF PROSTATE gland, kidneys and bladder, piles,
fstuias and rupture, all permanently cured STAG
of twelve expert specialists In constant atten-
dance constituting the most complete organiza-
ton Of medical and surgical skill In America
Send history OF case and address for Illustrates
pamphlet Of particulars Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, 4. 7.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Editorial Pith and Point.

The dude is the connecting link BE-
tween the puppy and munkey.
Ia the bright lexicon OF municipal
authority there is no sach word as re-
form
A Dakota m.6 has just lynched a
l&wyer. They didn't give him time to
work up technicality.
The Prince of Wales pathway
through Ireland does not lie through
the hearts of its people.
Gen. Komaroff's name is said to
mean '.son of a mosquito" No doubt
Komaroff is blood-thirsty wretch.
Poor men at the South do not han
ker after war that knocks down cot
ton and raises the price of food.
An onion was thrown at the Prince
of Wales in Cork. We doubt, how
ever, if it represented the real strength
OF the Irish movement.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Economy Is Wealth.
New ork Sun

New ork Sun
A farmer and his wife weIt into a
dentists.
"How much do you charge for fill
in teeth?" asked the farmer.
From 81 to S."
"And how much for pulling"
Fifty cents"
"Mariar," he said, turning to his
wife, you'd better git it pulled.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Early on the morning of July Is,
1856, clerk of Lane Joyce, tailor,
whose shop was on the second floor of
No. 37S Broadway, ia trying to open
the establishment, found the door
locked. Bartholomew Burke, the
porter, had slept in the store for many
years, and hs had never before failed
to open up at the proper time The
clerk stood wondering, when he spied
blood status On the handle. He hast
lily called a policeman, who kicked
in the door and found the body of
Burke weltering in gore. 1t was =
sickeniug sight even for policeman
Beside the dead man were a pair of
shears, and further off q short keen
edged ~ord bloody to the hilt, which
the murderer had dropped close by.
The struggle must have been fear
full one. Yet, though the windows
were open and people passing In the
street below. thong. family slept in
the room above, none heard the noise
of the struggle. The assassin went
from the building unseen. He had
washed his hands and face at the
washstand, and had received slight
cut in the hand, which persisted "a
bleeding, and hence the mark on the
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
A physician writes:

'with suicidal indifference m any diSrc-
gard the laws of health. They eat indiges-
tible food, they expose themselves 20 sud
den climatic changes, they excessively
strain the nerves, they give no heed 10 a
daily evacuation OF the bowels, they re-
press a natural desire TO urinate they In
dulge In hurtful drinks, etc. Ere long their
health completely fails. Astate OF impure
blood, nervous depression, dyspepsia, urin-
airy disorders. partial paralysis, ETC.. fol-
lows. AS a cure cordially recommend
DIR. GUYsoTT's YELLOW DoCE AND SARsA-
PARILLA, which in..conuection with careful
dieting and due attention to correct bodily
habits, With regular hours OF sleep, etc.
will surely restore health. l consider Il
the best tonic, blood purifier, and strength
ener sold by druggists. 1t acts soothingly
and mildly, and never leaves any unpleas'
ant after effects Many have been aston.
ished at its marvellous cures, after all 9th
er remed les had failed,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
PLAYING EUCHRE WITH LADIES.

Whose play is it?"
"Who took that trick?"
whats trumps-what was led?"
did I take that?"
us it my play?"
That's the left bower, amt it?'
rs that mine p
Amt you got club?"
what's trumps?"
Whose deal is it ?"
Odd you say you saw MISS Wilson
on the street yesterday"
Eyes, and she was looking splendid. >"
why, 1 thought the doctors had
given her up, and said there was no
help for her"
$50 they did. But somebody ad-
vised her to try Hops AND MALT BIT-
TIERS, and she took three bottles, and is
in better health than she has been for
three years.
I'm so surprised"
"Ohl Are you all waiting for me?"
"Therel We have euchred them
Count two, quick"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

When you visit or leave New York City, save
Baggage ExpreSSage and $500 Carriage Hire, aud
stop at the Grand Union Hotel. opposite
Grand Central Depot
60 Elegant rooms, fitted up AZ 3 cost Of one
million dollars, Si.oo and upwards per day. Euro
pean Plan. Elevators. Restaurant supplied with
the best. Horse cars stages and elevated railroad
to al depots Famile s can live better for less
money at the Grand Union Hotel than a. any other
first-claSS hotel in the city
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Drowsfness m the Day.time

unless caused by lack Of sleep or from over-eat-
ing, Il symptom OF disease. II It be accom-
panied by general debility, headache, loss Of ap
petite. coated tongue and sallow complexion you
may be sure that you are suffering from bilious
mess and consequent derangemento Of the stomach
and bowels, Dr.. Pierce's pleasant PurYLtfys
Pellets" are q sure cure for all ailments OF his
nature They cleanse and p1rity the blood and
rslexe the digestive organs.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Stealing a House.
St. Paul Globe.

House stealing is not uncommon in
Dakoto. Last week James Caughy,
in Aurora County, was absent few
days, and, on his return found his
house gone He traced it to another
county, and had one James Mcclure
arrested and fined $20and costs.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
AFastIng Girl.

In Cincinnati 3 sixteen year-old girl recently
died after 3 fast Of ffty-two days. She had been
attacked by something like PARALYSIS which reIs-
dered il impossible for her to take nourishnent.
food and good ability 10 digest it Weak and I'M
paired digestion is rectted by Browns Iron Bit
terS-oeiter than any other tonic in the world.
Mr.. ]. L Freeherg, Homeroy, Iowa. SAYS Il
used Browns Inoo BItters for dySpepsis and poor
appetite; completely cursd me-" IL will cure
you.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Twenty-Five Per Cent Stronger Th e N
any Other Butter Color.
BURLIreToy. VT. Nav Cd.

BURLINGTON, VT, May Sd, 1882
/ hereby certify that have examined the But
ter Color prepared by Wells Richardson Co.
and that the same is free from alkali any othel
substance injurious 70 health; that have coInpar
cd IT with some OF the best OF the other Better
Co!ors IN the market and Ind it 10 be msre thar
twenty-five per cenf. stronger In color than u.
best OF the other.
am satisfied that 1t Is not liable to become
rancid. In any way TO In ure the butter. have
examined 10 6fter two months free exposure q
the air in place liable 10 large changes Of tenn
perature ami founi no trace Of rancidity. while
o;hsr kinds similarly exposed became rancid.
A. II. slBN
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Hard is Choose.
San Francisco Ingles de

ct Is my unalterabie decision,
Clara" he said firmly: II cannot
walk on the avenue with you if that
poodle is to accompany us. You must
choose between him and me. 1t rests
with you. Clara, if our engagement
shall be broken off"
"On, George" the girl replied, and
her face assumed an ashen hue; this
is all so sudden. You must give me
time to think it over. One week,
George, and you shall have your an
swer."
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

The ofice of the London Times has
been so altered and rebuilt thu. It Is
unacceptable by any one who saw
il . few years ago. The circulation Is
not thought to be now over 81, 600,
bat the advertisements show no de-
clue.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Hieh Prices Tor Butter

All datrymen who use Wells. Richardson
Cos Improved Butter Color. agree that i in
creases the value Of butter several cents pound
Il a pure and harmless, convenient for instant
use has no taste oder, and gives clear, golden
richness 70 the butter i Is the very best butter
color obfainable. and q not expensive In every
STATE In - Union The demand fer h Is fnc-eas-
ing
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

The bachelor proprietor OF an At
lanta, Ga, hotel has decorated the
bridal chamber with Bcyant's s1g
gestive words: "The melancholy
days have come, the saddest of the
~ecr u
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

The loss of cattle in Southwest
Florida the past winter is reported
greater than in any previous year,
ajsteck raiser estimating his loss at
1000 head Pneumonia, a Georgia
paper says, seems to have been the
disease that PLAYED such havoc.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

At Castle Howard, Lord Carlisle's
seat in Yorkshire, there is guest
house in the park where months
rest, with good living, is provided each
month for four hard working women
from large towns.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

An Exquisite Skin Beantifler and Toilet
Requisite is "Beeson's Aromatic Alum Sulphur
Soap" Its exclusive use viii soften and besutify
Complexion, prevent, heal and cure Skin DiseaS-
es; excellent for Children and Babies; CSC. of
Druggists. or by mail of VIM. Dreydoppel, Phil
adelphia, Pa
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Baron Nordenksiold IS preparing
fl fresh attempt to reach the no ;.
pole by way of islands south OF
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

The famous old English watering
place of Bath has net been so crowded
since the days of Jane Austin, the
fashionable doctors have again discoyi
cred the virtues of its waters.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

True American men and women. by reason OF
their strong constitutions, beautiful forms, rich,
compilations ana characteristic energy, are en-
Wed by all nations. Its the general use OF DR..
Harter's Iron Tonic which brings about these re-
suits
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Coughs.

Itis considered somewhat strange
that no Irishmen have been discharg-
ed from the Enelish army.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Mr.. Editor:--l was induced by reading your
good paper to try Dr. Harter's Iron Tonic for
debility. liver disorder and scrofula, and three
bottles have cured me. Accept my thanks. JOS.
c, Bosgs-EN
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

H BoxxAx, Ashtabuia o. says his horses foot
was badly cracked from the frog 20 top OF heel
and badly dried up- Veterinary carbolisaise
completely cured Il and there are ne signs Of
Ianeness even after hard driving
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Miss Mary Anderson, the favorite
actress, keeps a diary. The diory
records her impressions of English
society, and the men and women she
meets.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Miss Isabella Oats has seen spro;nt
ed vaccination officer at FordinL-
bridge, England.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

1t is proposed to utilize the Yellow
stone Park for the preservation of the
bison, which is now very nearly ex'
tinct.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Secre etary Manning eats only an
apple or banana for his midday meal.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
What the People Say.

Mr.. Il. A. Everett, of Licking
ton, KY, writes:
"Dr. Guysott's yellow Dock
and Sarsnpnriila cured me OF tho
worst case Of dyspepsia and blood rols-
oning man ever had. My skin isnow as
fair as that OF an infant and my stomach
seems SO strong believe could digest
clam shells"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Free trial beetles, OF DR.. Tafts Asthmaleun, .
perfect curs for ASTHMA can be had free OF
charge Ask ysur druggist to send to Bosworh
Son, Milwaukee, and get ono. Is never fails.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

A small piece of what looked to him
like glass was picked up in Macon, Ga. {,
recently by citizen OF that place,
who took it to jeweler, by whom it
was pronounced to be diamond, and
worth from $500 to 81, 090.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

BKoExis BRONCHIAL TRocHEs are used with
advantage TO alternate Coughs, Sore Throat, and
Bronchial Affections. Sold only iss tozes.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

The bite of a Chinaman or negro is
far more serious to . Caucasian than
= wound inflicted By one of his own
race.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

One of the PrSvincetowR Whaling
sleeps has thus far this season shot six
whales.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
The national democratic committee
is in debt over $50 600.

As raindrop foretellS storm, so does PIN
Pile upon the human body indicate health de
stroying virus in the blood, which can be neutral
lied and expelled only by DR.. Harter's Iren
Tonic.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

The New York Nation is fast near
ing the close of its fortieth volume
and twentieth year of existence.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

In an Eoglish cavalry regiment of
500 sabers there are usually but 800
horses ready for duty.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

Dom Piatt Is writing life of one
of the greatest soldiers-George H.
Thomas.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

There are 5000 children in New
York City for whom there are no
school Accommodations.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Americas Pride,

HGenersl Komaroff's name is said TO
mean "son of a,mosquito.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
CarDo-liRes.

Three thousand horses die every
week in London.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

When sn so-cslled remedies fail, DR.. Sages
Catarrh Remedy cures
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
EIy's Cream BaIrGATARRH

when applied into the nos
trih, will be absorbed, e
fectuaily cleansing the hca
OF catarrhal virus, causin
healthy secrctions. Il Q
lays Inflammation, protect
the membrane from freS
colds, completely heals II
sores and restores the sense
OF taste, smell and hearing
NOT A LIQUID OR SNUFF
A few applications relieve
A thorough treatment trt
cure. Agreeable to use
50 cents by mail or at drug
gists. Send for circular,
ELY BROTHERS.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
GOLDEN SEAL BiTTERS

Arc the great blood purifier.
liver An6 kidneT remedy,
and liie-givinR principle, u
perfect renoyAt0r ind inyiR-
orator of the system. carry
ing away all poisonous mat
ter and restoring tho blood
20 a healthy condition. en-
riching IL, refreshing and
IInyigorating both mind and
body. They are easy Of nd.
'ministrahon, prompt In &C
ton, certain Ia results. safe
and reliable in all forms of
disease. Every moment Of
our lives, Svory part OF our
bodies IS we. ring out and
lis being built ~ anew. This
work Ii accornl.l ished by
the blood. The bleed II
pure makes ths entire cir
cult Of the body every ges
en- minutes. But IL II be-
comes weak or viuBted and
does not perform Its work
properly, the system is act
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

ualiy polsonsd By the worlout matter cloggfng the
vital organs instead OF leaving the body. Keep tho
liver in order The blood purenealth Of the system
CITY, Mich Sold by all druggists. Take no others
W. will send one bottle and prepay express for ~
or ak bottles for s5 your druggist docs not keep H.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01
Mrs. Annie Rathburn, of Erie,
Pa, writes:

"rhe least exertion caused me painful
fatigue. was tormented with dyspepsia
and irregularities. My blood seemed pois,
oned. Pimples and sores were all over my
body. l dSctored for years, but found
myself growing worse until l tried DR.
GUYsoTr's YELLOW Dock AND SARSAPkR-
lila. From this start improved, and now
do not feel like the same woman. 1t has
made me strong and well"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

The North Star Lung and Throat Balsam Is
q sure cure fer coughs and colds
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-05-01

CRrDo-liRes.
He " ms at last who builds his trust
In Loving words and actions just
Who's head, who's walk, his y'lly mies
Proclaim the use Of Carfoline.