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Musical Recital

/ Stepers Opera Souie ben 17oe SUM- Of
Yftis Son. M. Seoers gleper meo Nsii.
ftanie Of Miis y. gSilipn, Miis Browu,
grueft gsinett % s. aouarid.
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&lpb en- Ncgurmids -Suiae.giuoer",
life ben biQiaiis, men bebite / Yeroen, os
orr filter paa at faa Dit Nrbeioe slprt |
rette 9ib, and don't you forget it!
q. Gn9bretfon.
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TlpSefamb. Stormen forleoer GAP
9lnlsbnins til ct paa Praits SiorS lite
alminbeliet Sfue. Store Wasier at Tlps
psIanb bIsp at StOrmsn rspst Ips fra
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SrRnser 3e en- euer ane,7 IA.
ie enoslis ino til IS nsbr,tion: :
ger alt til rimsli8s griisE.
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cm en- 0albersbane ifripes at zen
galoers" ! "SamboIb" foIgenbe grtifeI.
@pbslis CT bort Saab beroppe | Ball
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M00erlan0etle.
Woraeu

Sirfen / Mpfee er n%sbbr9nbt; ben
bar forreiien iaa forfaloeu, at ben meo
bet Serfte ifulbe neorioes.
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GreurGpu.

grerriions Siuetter til Safe StpboIi os
Spirit Safe ps tilbage i9Ises for S9.40.
Siletteu er goo for 80 Gage.
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&sesfeD.

lIri,ssliss psssfsi sYtssd { -rttsrais9'heH isn
hssd srsttl 9r seiuss IN issssH xHzslss!is 81
.esssNtsxn SstksA tktr isaiastt al ssrs, be nss iE
tssssrt b,isIss gis. ~. siHtt.
Decorah-posten., 1885-06-10

@Rabretion tan iRlos m,
lt9t, ou ban tnseH reHeuS, S,y,,r !.
betdle. put pua, q. als5gg =. ,
alt inaoaat Sum5ug. +.
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Alt 9IaiiinsrJ 8osns OH. n.
mao O9 ital aiDre 8Ost Gr5as
y" 0u's' 30 q. 6nas,s..
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Council Bluffs Assures.
u%siErsrsr aplius inoo So,a.1
oao = U. &alisIn.1
"o"0' Situr ~
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Nslurer Snie Os Suobo- -. !
rauee so. { N SNns VI
1873. S"'liss,
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Steupilerne meb Basrelieffisursn al
sons Sans os Grooming Gbriitins, Der
babe p9rst inbmureoe | Seiiibulen I'll
bet fore fgl. 9ibliotbsf | a%jsbenbapn,
ere / bisie Gage paa gruno al 8eitibns
lens ioreftaasnbe Ombpsning, meo Bar
iombeb blsone ubtagne al Yauren 90 bsns
forte til Nuiset for be norbiife OIoIas
ger | Yriniens Ynla: efter 5orlpoenos
ffuae be opitiliss | RaIaets Bort. Som
betienet bape Stsubiuebsrne | foreums
Eib itaast bper til fin Sibs al Groppss
opeangen til 3ibbsrialshsisn | bet samle
a~iobsnbapu Slot; ousr sona 0ans Bill
Isoe CT inbbuesst AarstaIet 1903. 8eo
Slottets ReobrposIie bite man ben Rietet
at ftiarme Stsnbius6erne iom NOnumtns
ter ON osi o~loenborsife aoueebus; be
opitiuebes / 8iblioihefsoeiiibuIen 1871.
Som bet nh pso Reetasslisn / 0elge
"B. Z" gar piit fla, BABE be pso Spers
hptninssa Iibi en- Del GosrIait, lissiom
be ieuers ere bIspns opsrmaIeoe meb graz
C~Iiefarpe; 3rouninasns 9iIeoe bar boz
ret tpert operbruot % er blsosn iamIei
msb Ssrnantere. 9ofist | 9siiibuIeu opers
Tar Wonnumsnternes OpsrbeI, iom bier
fla bel beoaret.
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Sos Sn86retioa oil \, 4,
bebaHoIet ret slp ham :, E.,,.
oil TONNE oftsre. y
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seq bar p 900 aausr 2ss'. ISIS
sr psmt til at 4an9ss.
1872. e
v. I. &s,.-
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GDmt fl "a

RAKE bus e S'z: n
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uafbentebs Yreue utb Sstorab 3. o. til
ben She Snni 1885.
G~fteriporsieI.

E9. Z. SiIbeu, 8. Sacob SaaIano, 8.
gSarner, N9iis aari o.. 9aaIion.
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alOb @egOrmta 9pfn,gl7S~
tie Of ale. c'aost, ha \
6uohr.v 4
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Cirrus.
st. @. @eIbon & Co.'S fore Sir
Gus q Menaseri uiI siue to 6orsitiIs
Finger | 0ecorab 9srsas b. 3Ots SUM-.
Decorah-posten., 1885-06-10

WAVES for s1.35 bos
34-10 g. 3r;tnffi.
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Oruffenifabens Tslasr. sra

Sruffen'fabens TeIesr. Sra gtpfs
funo er msbbelt "eofotsY oiten": Som
almiubelis Sfif os Brig, naar man itul
til at file Sobs % 8aablag % relic
bism fra Siifet, pleier man bsrube al
bolbe ct Tibet 3~riffesiloe. 9iseiaa iaar
men bssp9rre meb ia%aoanne 5sIssr, al
ct Wenneitslip off tabt.
S~ilbraselien berettes iaalebes: Gfterai
nan bapbe erutfet % pasiiaret liot ON
Speloen, opifoo Der llenisbeo melsm en-
Selplotts5farl % Sopeosmanoen, iami
eeiefarIen, bporfor Ssososmanbsu. fuIst
al en- anben al fine 9sisfarIs ifuIbs bsnts
9snsmanbsn for of faa SslpIottsstarIsr
arrsiieret, ba ban bar ben itplbise | belle
Spfipret. Sobebsmanoen iprang libt |
Jorpsien for 0eiefarlen, os, ioet be ituIoe
pner en- Sale, borte 9sisfarIsn ct Smelb
o. Ct Stpulp, - anenoe bpab Der bar
fleet, eioroe ban Qnlfrig og - oa ban par
en- COB Spsmmer - iprang ban | Bans
bet; men bet bar bam life muligi / Rer:
fet at iinbe ben Scrub ttsbe. "a be
bar folot, maaite ban mart, itip % fors
frosien. opsipe fine Rsoniussforiog %
inben anben SiaIp funbe fomms til. bar
BET forisnt at rsb6e oebfommenbe, bpis
ban bapoe iiaaet til Reonins. - man an:
taser uemIis, at ban ilos fig ibiaI / Sal.
bet.
Ser bar man after et 8epis paa, bpor;
til Sr9noeuinsorif ferer.
Wen 0ramaet er life u6e bsrmsb.
Sagen iforocien babe cen forulptfeot
oumobet Selulottestarlsu ON at eiemmt
/ fin aufiert bans SfripspuIt, bpori par
%opbeparst belle gaablassts foniante 6or:
iisneits unSer Siitst liant snosl 9enge,
iom ben forulptfebe bapbs paaiaget fig
at eiemme for en- anben 6amerat. :
6orpirrelien. ism opfiob eftsr l%llpttsu
bar SeluIotteSfarIeu - en- Ssb smarfine
peo gtapn Sobn earisn - bsm9siisst iif
9enssne (omtrsut 500 ar.) % rsmt Der
mso.
Decorah-posten., 1885-06-10

BELT sine paa 5 Ss @S; sS !. 5oasaf1
bun sa0 til RonS8SSas, 'usr Rotten
S:'s s9s S:,, 5 gsS III ! i f.: :s s = Z \
TN Ran6 beri "g5o'n; y
S s ! tGar lite giISOsS iqoo' ID
sno ire Strsmpsr, ' IN oi ! zen til I
SraDsr, ct samm9t SF sl'' ma /
tgtt!aosr O9 en- qi6s. oo 70 sar1
Stoet, tan ban In, on Bet h
l9Isn, uosn at Der Saro' ,9os IN 81
/ ben. '"' Ger fa0s ),
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alsb ReGormit Sem g3osgI1s :.
BRETON, ben beoTte / Ssrs,-
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Jor s
Z @ammel
Atteus29s
Gu 9pI
! from 9riifens

Aittas arsasf | suf Q
|etaet ausasttr rrer
ssss rtosIist Griituri
|SaIher. CpirY.t Fl
|tHHbsn I S,irsus.
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SSor {

p ''1eeerabsVcn
/ iamt AMERICA
ONARY. &c ns
| suS Elnhsf
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Tprretirj

Ka% Saas, ella
~, S''a. alt slass !
.s as,,.a sas os Sfd
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Sn fart sfilis Storm bar ralst ooer
9anmorf og bar forauriaset bstposlts
Sorffprrelie | Sfibsfarten. Runot on''
firing babe Sfibsue ligset opanfreos Tor
Stormen; iaaIsbss Iaa Der ! 0elss
"9aebl." alene psb SaIiierbro s it0rre
9ampere, iom afpentebe bsbre 8eir, ltee'
Tom Der paa 6iobenbapns 8beo piite 'ts
flor 8anifelisbsb msb Ssnipn til Sui
forIpningen, ibet Brammene life tunoe
I9age til peb Sfibene paa 9rnro al
ben boie 60. Slere 6abarifter inofom
oaiaa. SbiBers 8ier9ninssoamper tnos
braete iaaIeoes @alsiien "Sobanne" al
Sabersleo, label uteb groiten, iom baooe
p9ret paa @ruub al Sisiioroen, % paa
R6eoen in6fom grisssn "6lora" Of Sres
~bs1itshab, iom bapbs miitst fine gnfsre
og faaet nogle andre m;nore geifaoigsl'
fer. SSopsbitaben os Omssn bar Stors
men anrettet en- Tel Sfabe paa Sr9er
os Gage. 8oienborg Sape ombl9iie
iaaIebes ct al be gamls Eraer psb Sprin8s
panbst os ct unOst aammelt Era | 3a'
megansen, bet fibiie umibbelbart efter at
Steoet bar p~asierst al TO 9dmer. Sgiaa
psb Ssen no for aommunebolpitaIet ere
ct Bar Trger ombl9fie.
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Tor s

"IOotuH-VUW
t,fari tpiItstiomRsiit
bstaaiHeer. 1as S'
saa Ses MrueuS 9
kftt Sfah,
Decorah-posten., 1885-06-10

Sch" oa fOrtes | m0rfsbruns Sfpsr mtle'
pibt IND ober Gsneli noro for Yr9li0
Siorb. s en- 6sibe at ca. 60 Job oosr
8anbhabsn brep Stepmasierne ben ooer
aiorben o. bare life %iieloent iaa t9tie,
at be albeles formsrfebe llbiistsn. Sei
bar iiar fra Streaet tot ipo for Uor'
photographer, at bet lpffeoes Stormer
at riue ben sosrite, siennem aartoifelapl
fultiperebe Sforpe af 90 bI9ie Slppe'
ianbet op. Oct maa Siit besb9rre anlees
for utpipIiomt, at Sorberne paa 6eo babe
Iint ifnr Sfabe.
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PLUG
ON 7e fan Tnoe gl,;,a

PLUG
TEE IKE ---s uaa s9rs ia r.t =
su5p.r StnissHss. WRIT Dloi
% & q. &as-s a-t Cha,
7snns SInas 5rbai er ii sins1
hing Of os fneits Sortsr, i'E
ben bar en- bsba8slls Sun1 ia D
Trigger ben, letter TOR Sris y; z
SeitiuiHser pan 'S!cnil'Hf 4
iiasist IND fra ale 91unsts s.iz
let bier, at ben bar uuaoSt Q;
sobe GHlssIie, baaoe uiso 9sri1la u
titst os aoalitst. 9oulnrs { y
lite iparet noseu gtsis Tor ai ~
Sobat I'll ben it1rite Gria ~
menbeo, ps De Taa iises al iia
oct. 5oruoeu bette toHnnsT '.a j
at ct Stptte ~Tlopihars' I'll WI
u9itsu bobbelt iaa mort Jon a'i-
BAT, bporior bet pil uTrs I ff~J
este for SRIssre at hdHSls ri's ~
49,
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esteotetfo % -
ter Sptases gratis. q
suis ~. strts Spu {
sresftsSoransriu
Mr,sis forausrst,ma
s~resieIappeu oil .
1's til Sotoen. % TENT
sni.sr sIas,t.
se Aboanenter bts
P;'oiiss. County os |
ewer, ON iaasou Sapss
6DbetaIins bsr bell
k,,,,. 80 q
r.. 81, iw
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8. Gu
vfstasias pubIie,,
kuxf Isa ssrs, Gard
Cssutsiis prii,r. ssol
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.sr otter. soria az
Ice sSrseIo I'll
s,,sr hangers Jof'
salIisatsrsSas''
es.sr.sisrhse ben,
SsisrHssiitorie =,
Epsiens Barn. y
Ssmls gator Ragn'
Es sirsnsemmsns OF
eiaisrasEasif
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Tor

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Liant Ct eremplar al
ksuHsu. SsSHehcn
4 slas.t
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Jor

81 "9teetatsYoh
!. FAINT Ct ertTrlar
be, en- biiteriR BE
ktunsrtss. Of :. =. 8.
fot,r S~esscnetleu
Is gezfs ertr1-
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at erssip'uas nsrta
siiasrs.s,,s mssI,ls
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rssr. laui IN al H'''H''
in
MI Wv "
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~aliisatSrs Saet.
.asr.Sisriisbeo.
k'sni,rnsr. 5orioa
sisrnssiitorie.
ens,ens Barn. u
snis gator Rasn
s;snssmmens OF
sinisrusEas TIL
i II. aite'
Sn
~spniussh pA % So
ssus siU ior $50 "a.
al spiritism
.st GA s~isHiunsef.
Itiisliu I aHsiaH''
[~rstiusisns.
rsiRs SissIere %
(9atsrs5 amilisn'
|,u Sssnen.
nus 1Hiwa. Sisi
It,,sseptntgr.
~ssetpsnfts SAP.
Israerusi sinmarfe
s;sl,s sesoers os 9Hs
q gar gr1iir ! Cir
ssasism senapari
sr ssmmsi. SoriGn
kI. On 9pif
On
|eus 7rabeIis. On
tr 3srteHs 90. .
tlssstssRaRinen.
.seu. On Then pa''
saniis Srie.
esajR srernts ~
srius sm sisis iuaa
s1sren. Disi.
,rlspsHsssSiDsti
failing.
netmfs;Sasf. ef1
tupsutst @isHfpn.
bitten. sOrsaains.
luls o. SINGER. Si!
psus c~srresaaros
fra a,Isuaf'tn-
y, frstiss Of Il
|sasseIes nsitis Sos 10
bier sefs zee 5Hssf
| Gor s
kss 'sfstorabspoh
fauli hVtI.sti0mRsiii
b~staaiHssr. 1as 81
saa Sss MruenS
b., Slas.
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pr @ammel
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from ariitens
aitta.a nsasf | suf Q
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SaIher. Cpirp.t q
tauesn I S,irsrys.
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DNARY. 90 ns
susr I EIssst
| Gor
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l", tn siiteriR Re
Ftunsr,ss. Of :. :. 8.
bitter ~Sossonsslsu
Is gtais eTtra-
Tor 4
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Liant ct eremplar al
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tstesteifer % -
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snis yr. siris. Spp
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Trerosut ipr Soar!
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08
Bronkin's Boarding House.

Bronkin left his clearinghouse
and now lives at hotel. "What
made you go away?" asked one of
his late fellow -boarders. II had a
good reason" he answered sulkily.
"Of course you had; but what was
it% "Well, I'll tell you. 1 was at
dinner the other day and / heard the
landlady and the waiter-girl talking
out in the kitchen. The old lady
asked if l was in the dining-room yet,
and the girl said l was. Then the
old woman asked if I had eaten
everything on the table; and the girl
said l hadn't commenced on the table
cloth and dishes when she was in last,
but she wouldn't like to write an in
surance policy on them. Both women
laughed then,-a cold, unpleasant
six-dollar-a-week augh,-and 1 went
upstairs and packed my trunk. That's
all there was to it, but / won't be in.
suited in no mans house. .-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08
Jimmy Gets an Appointment.

81 shall have to ask you to look out
for Jimmy said the coffec-pourer the
other morning.
whats the matter with the
scamp
"There amt nothin' the matter with
me. Give US mother cake"
"He is very disobedient. He will
do nothing | ask him to"
"Well, pop, I'll leave it to you
She sent me on a foreign mission to
bring home the washin' when she's
nothing but secretary of the interior
She hain't any right to, has she, nowv
81 see, James. Your exterior has
not been properly attended to. have
an appointment with you in the cellar
basement Immediately breakfast j;
r."--Hartford Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

Here are the other two in my pocket, y
and he handed over the two tags for
Harry's inspection.
The Y. Nj. G. A. was the smartest
of the crowd. He was sure Harry
had counted them, SO when we had
gone out he had quietly counted them
himself and then cut two off,"
"Do the captains never try and put
Il stop to gambling?"
"Never that | have seen. Why, il
wouldn't pay them to do it. 1t is
very seldom that anyone kicks There
is something in the sea air that is con,
ducive to gambling. Men that on
shore never touch II card or make q
bet are as keen at it as 'old games. ,"
"How many men are playing the
game, do you think -
"Well, not as many as you would
suppose; guess a hundred would see
u.s."
"What line is patronized the most.
ooh, they are pretty evenly distrib,
uted over the Cunard, White Star
Guion, and Inman. We leave the
Scotch boats and National line alone
a man wouldn't get enough off either
of these lines to pay his wine bill
But you may take my advice, young
man, and when you go across don't
touch card or make bet unless you
know something, and then play it for
all it is worth. Chicago News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08
When He Returned.

Mr.. Grablin, who is candidate
for Mayor, and who prides himself
upon the responsibility of his social
relations, was met on the street by a
well.dressed man.
"Ah, | am glad to see YOU" ex-
claimed the man, grasping Grablin's
hand.
Grablin, who family remembered
the mans face, and thinking that he
had been away on an extended visit,
slapped him on the shoulder and
asked:
"Why, my dear friend, when did
you return p
"Got out to-day. The Governor
pardoned me. ."-Arkansaw Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08
How Long Cats Live.

Sophronia inquiries How long do
cats live? 1t depends on circum-
stances. A well-behaved, inoflensive
cat that stays in the house O nights
may reach the age of eight or ten
years, but a cat of musical DISPOSE
ton that sits upon fence that di-
vides two yards, at midnight, and in
sists upon warbline serenade, if the
supply of boot,jacks, old boots and
Aower-pots in the vicinity be plentiful,
and the aim of the distracted people
fairly accurate, it is not likely to live
many moons after arriving at its ma
turity.-Boston Courier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

"That is a lovely horseshoe orna.
ment," remarked young Kellogg
while calling on an east New York
girl. pointing to a horseshoe over the
door decorated with forget-me-nots
and daisies. pooh, that's no horse.
shoe; that's Emma's old false teeth
that she trimmed up" shouted the
young brother who was behind the
piano.-Brooklyn Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08
Getting High Toned.

"Law sakes," said old Mrs. Relict,
call Melinda thinks of now is the
skatin' rink. And she's got so high
toned rollin' round on them wheels
that she can't even go her old mothers
homemade bread now, an she talks
all the time about tho Dutch rolls
they have up there. Boston Times.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

Sagacity.-A reporter, in describ'
ing the turning of dog out of court
by order of the bench, says: "The
elected canine as he was ignominious
ly dragged from the room, cast a
glance at the judge for the purpose
of being able to identify him at some
future time. ."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

Heres musical salesman adver-
tised for. Why don't you apply
Ned'" 81? Why, I'm not musical. 3"
Perhaps not; but l notice you can
blow your own horn, you're familiar
with bars, your remarks are full Of
slurs, you're always giving notes, and
all the rest. Hotel Gazette.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

Erysipelas and Salt Rheum was
driven entirely away from Mrs. j. G.
Anderson, Peshtigo, Wis, by Burdock
Blood Bitters. No equal as blood
purifier.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

An old gentleman of eighty-four
having taken to the altar a damsel OF
sixteen, the clergyman said to him
"You will find the font at the oppo.
site end of the church." "What dc
1 want with the font ?" asked the
old gentleman. IL beg your pardon, u
said the clerical wit. 81 thought you
had brought the child to be christen.
ed."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

The Mrs. General of Philadel-
phia seminary reproved girl who
had said that the weather made her
sweat, and gave her lesson in the
use of synonymes at the same time by
saying: "My dear, bear in mind that
horses sweat, men perspire, and young
ladies get in glow."-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

"Show me sensible man present
who is opposed to capital punish
ment!" exclaimed a lawyer while in
conversation during recess Of court.
81 am" replied gentleman sitting
near. "And why so, sir? give your
reasons" Because l am sentenced to
be hanged next month. h."-Arkansaw
Traveller.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

"Have you ever tried faith cure?"
asked a long haired, sallow faced
stranger, addressing a gentlemen who
sat behind him in Brooklyn street
car. II have" was the answer. "Do
you believe in it?" 81 do" "May l
ask, then, of what you were cured p
Certainly, was cured of my faith"
-Ex
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

An editor got shaved in a barber
shop lately, and offered the darkey a
dime, which was refused, because, said
he, 81 understand you is an editor p
"Well, what of that ?" 1--WE never
charge editors nuffin" "But such
liberality will ruin you." ooh, never
mind, we make it up off the gemmen y
-Ex.
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"You have to work pretty hard,
don't you" said good natured old
gentleman to a car.driver. "Well, l
should smile, but have no cause to
complain" "Why not?" Because
my boss is so liberal that he gives me
nearly eighteen hours to do one days
work in, while you poor bankers have
to crowd your work into about four
hours."-New York Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

1t was q Boston news boy who
startled a car full of people by say
ing that the man who had bet 81 900
that Cleveland would never see Wash
ington alive was likely to win his bet.
And when they all cried out, "WhyT
he blandly replied: Because Wash
ington died too long ago."-Water-
bury American.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-04-08

Thus the San Francisco Post: A
Los Angeles rancher has raised {
pumpkin so large that his two chill
dren used half each for a cradle
This may seem very wonderful in the
rural districts, but in this city three
or four full-grown policemen have
been found asleep on n single beat.
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Scene at the base ball ground: A
ball was knocked sidewise and caught
OH fly. Foul and out" was the
cry of the umpire. A charming high
school girl looking at the game ejacu-
lates: "Ah, really, how can it be a
fowl' / don't see any feathers" "
And she turned to her attendant with
an enquiring look. "Well-oh. Yes,
you see," he stammered, "the reason
you don't see the feathers is because
it belongs to picked nine.-Ex.
"Ycs," said Mr.. Dinks, selfim-
portant little man who had just mar
ried a very big woman, think every
household should have set of rules" I"
"Oh, yes, of course" asscnted Mrs.
d. with a queer look in her eye.
"Well, then," continued Mr.. ID. not
noticing the glance, 81 will at once
prepare set which will be observed
hereafter" ooh! don't trouble your
SELF" replied his spouse, stifiening
her upper lip. RULES for the gov
ernment Of this house already exist" I"
"Indeedi What are they?" "The
marquis of Queensberry rules" Mr..
-. changed the snbject.-Philadel-
phia Call.
National Republican., 1885-04-08

The following building permits were granted
yesterday: NJ. q. Mccormick to build two two
story and basement bricks on Eleventh street,
between ID and L southwest, to cost 81 ,625;
Danenhower & Son, to build two two.story
bricks OH Y street, between Twenty-iiith anu
Twenty.siNth streets, to cost ll5O; A. Bald.
win, to build two iwu.slory bricks on Washing.
ton street, between Fourth and Finh, to cost
Sl,3UO; Il. W. lngersoll, TO improve oil Fourth
street, TO cost 5000 Williamson & Paxton, to
build two two.story frames on street, be-
tween Eleventh aud Twelfth streets southeast,
to cost ", 400; j. II. Byran, TO build two two
story and cellar bricks on Twenty.frst street,
between and ii, to cost 900; ID. !. saunders,
TO improve house on Noorss lane county, to
cost S0J; Seth Schell to build one twO,story
and cellar brick on Twenty eighth street, be.
tween Y and Y streets, to cost 5000; L. A.
knorr, TO improve 1913 Fourteenth street, 10