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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-03-03
What is He Seeming ?

Benton CooDz came up from Jefferson
City yesterday and overhauled the P.ttis
county and Sedalia city records to see if he
could not find few figures that would en-
able him TO prove that Sedsl:a was a much
less important place than the catacombs,
and therefore ought not to become the state
capital.
The urbane city and county officials gave
him their best services and assistance for the
day, but owing to tie fact that Pettis county
and SedalIa records are written in kings
English for people now on earth and Ben
ton forgot to bring along his Greek and
Latin lexicon, they were unable to furnish
him much information of the kind he de-
sired, and p2or Benton, after assuring the
worthy officials that Jefferson City people
were unanimously for submitting the re-
moval question, and that he simply came
to obtain information 10 settle bel entered
into BY couple of the capitol boys while
playing cards and spinning yarns
over King Numa's mummy
departed little wiser than he
came. If Benton had lived anywhere
else than Jefferson City he would have
been charged with little knowledge of
news quarters for having neglected to ap-
ply at the newspaper Offices for needed in
formation, but as nobody does that at the
catacombs he is excusable.
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Nadal the BiQamist.

The trial of b. F. Nsdal, the peripatetic
preacher arrested at Ham bal few days
ago, has been before the court for three
days at Wintsrset 10 "a where wife No. .
lives, who charges bin with bigamy.
Nadal went on the stand and said he had
a vile and children in Indiana, from whom
he had not been legally separated that he
had lived with No. 2 as his wife in Topeks.
Kan, that while there he united with the
Methodist church with her as his wife. on
a letter from a church In Des Moiaes given
TO him, but to which he added the words
land vile" after they arrived in Kansas.
yet he said he was never lawfully married
10 her by any prison authorized TO per-
form tn marriage eeremt ny The case
was given to the jury at o'clock last
evening, out sitter sn aii.niCh t de!ibers-
lion they could not agree, despite tn. con-
fession OF Nadal and The forcib!e and
vigorous charge of the court. Late Satur-
day morning, hOsever, they came into
court with verdict of guilty as charged
Hannibal Courier.
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A Hornets Nest.

The board of directors of Hardin COL
lege at Mexico have stirred up good sized
hornets nest. A few months ago they
elected Prof. Lanneau to succeed Mrs. ii.
I Baird as president OF that institution,
becauss, it is said, Mrs. Baird did not
compel her pupils TO attend Bap ist church,
but allowed them to go to the church OF
their choice. Mrs. Bairl had built up
Hardin college from third or fourth rate
institution to one of the leading colleges of
the west, and the people OF Mexico be-
came indignant at the action OF the board,
and talk of building for her a college in
that city. Prof. Lsnneau learned of the
dissatisfaction and resigned the position
rendered him. 1t is not known 'just what
action the board of directors will take.
Mrs. Baird is one of the finest educators in
the west, and no matter where she goes she
will have prosperous school.-Moberly
Monitor.
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Charles Albers, son of Henry Albxrs. q
wealthy stock dealer near Smithton. wooed
and won Miss Lizzie Austin, the xteen
year old daughter of J. N. Austin, a msr-
chant in that town. Mr.. Austin disappr,v
ed the union OF the young people and bodr-
ly fired young Albers. This aided fire 10
the flame and they loved more ardently
thsn ever
Last Friday Miss Austin was absent dur
ing the day supposedly at a nelghbors, bu,
IN place o! being st the n~ighoors she Was
hyirg to Versailles with her lover. By
some hook or crook they obtained license
aud were married al Versailles and re- turn, d
Saturday evening to Smitbton and are duly
housed at the residence of the groom's
father.
Ii is rumortd that Mrs Austin refuses TO
be reconcIled TO the state of affairs which
exist and don't care To fellowship with
nineteen-yesr-old sOn-in-law.
The BAzoo's advice t. the old fox is to
cheer up and look smiling, send for the
loving people. meet them with smiles-a
glad welcOms, give them a big dinner al d
tell 'em TO 1--we ore another harder and bet.
ter than ever old folks coul love. They
are married and il is 10 u.s. to kick. Kick
ing is CT esp but very 'Grpiessaut and
unprOti able.
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DOLOROUS DOLAN.
He Sees His Wife-His Property
Sold.

TIE history of John Dolan, the boss
chicken tni.f Of the age, is too familiar to
need repititioD. Doisn's wife accompanied
by his four cbiIdrt n, were In the city YES
/ terday and paid the old sinner a visit.
There was no particular heart-rending
scere, no tears shed, or special VOWS of
fe~l,y and love and sympathy.
"John you know you hadn't orter done
dis thing, said his worthy spouse.
Il suppose not but Pse done don'd it,
replied John.
Wall what you done wid my elo'es and
de chiluIs Johu?"
IL guess &c en- : Zone GOT dem too.n
Well, John, l',e sorry for you but
specs ss you dOan know how ter have
yousef you'll Us taye TO lake de Lunish-
ment an II Can jus get my own tings Pee
g"lne back home cos you has brot all dis
disgrace on you wiie an chillun by not
mind n on own bust e-s.
Mrs. DOl4n then went to Justice
U 3riens and put III or claim for the box
OF female apparel fous'i in Dolan's effects,
amt 1t was surrendered % her.
When told she cHut,i also hold the horse
aud wagon fOr the b, l., 1T Of herself she
said: No, dat don't long to me specs
he stole II too dem what lie rObb.d has de
bes right to ii" and taxing hersthings and
her cb'lireI She left for Kansas City again.
Ju tice OBrien yesterday gave Mr.. Dixon
ju' snent Tor $50 gaiDsu Doian's at
Iached effects FIR The chickens stolen from
hlm, aDd OH order was issued under which
the horse and wagon was sold by Constable
Carnes To the highest bidder The OUTFIT
brought $50 %, which, although remark
ably gOOd price, will not prove sufficient to
cover all the attachments against il, IN
GLIDING Ben Stations b. con attachment, but
as The latter case has not yet been proven
against hlui, it my be it will not stand.
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A Dude on Opera in st. Louis.

A bad case of paralysis was that inAic;-
ed last S1ndsy by Mr.. Grsntley, of St.
Clair, on the ST. LOuisans. Mr. Grantley
leads the dude division. When the mercury
Starts toS ards no with the velocity which
has aecOmpan: ed ITS movements this winter,
he gets out fswn cOlOred Overcoat weigh
ing abOut half pound, AMI strolls over
tn capital grounds in that garb. His fur
trimmed ul,ter is over his ears and knocks
against his heels when The tbaw gets in its
alternate days. He lounged in upon the
ST. Louis delegation with ne silk dress
ing gown hanging so IS to display his
satin suspenders and fine linen, and Lam
guidly described Pat light at the Olym-
pic, which is called The gem of 81. l. uis
theaters. The audience was without musi.
cal taste, the ladies were poorly dressed.
the men wore lace shoes and sack coat;
Patti, he told them. dill not try To sing bnr
just scrambled through the opera iudif-
ferently, knowing nobody c.u'd II the
difference.
Mr.. Grantley resides in Appleton City,
where no opera was ever heard, unless
some church choir in dsys long since, be-
labored the score of "Pinafore." The con-
summa,e assurance of the gentleman from
this far 'ern town knocked the II. Louis
men silly and no denial was uttered The
silk gown was left master of the field.-
Jefferson City correspondence Kansas City
Times.
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some Of his couutrymen. He was taken to
GARDELLA 4 ARIOLA's,


JOY OF joys be looked upon a country
man and more they could talk. Soon his
story WIS told and those kind hearted gen
tlemsn said, "leave him with us We will
care for him. They did so and in addition
wrote 10 Rich Hill TO some of the princi-
pal mine owners, as Joseph Bossi at work
among your mines? His brother Peter is
is here" Last Monday Joseph was sadly
laboring away, doubtless mourning IN
mind over the dear brother when his FORE
msu came in with a card in his hand.
Joseph, he said, does this mean you ?
Joseph took the card and gazed at il mo-
menu, then, with a wild cry, he dashed
down his pick and rushed from the mine
like one berefl. When Yesterdays train
arrived from the south the first man to
disembark was Joseph, and it was not
many minutes until he was at Gardella's.
Gentle reader, il is useless to describe that
meeting. 1t cannot be done even in the
Italian language. All day yesterday the
happy and reunited brothers wandered
about the future capital with Mr.. Gardella
as their chaperone, and the Joy OF their re-
union made them think it the most beauti.
full city in the world. Nor will time ever
convince them it ought not to be the CAPT
tai not only OF the state, but Of the whole
world
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HOME AGAIN.
The Sedalia Excursionists Return
from the New Orleans
Exposition.

The special excursion train which lef
this city for the New Orleans exposition
on Saturday the 18th, returned to SelaIi;
Yesterday with ffty-one of its merry crowC
on bosrd, quite a number of those who
went with il having become so enamored
with the beauties Of a southern winter as
to remain over. Among the latter be ing
Mrs. Gsllie and Mrs. Mitchell, OF thu.
city. As the party disembarked il was
amusing TO note the diversity of tastes apd
conceptions of the odd and rare as dis
played by the particular trophies each bore
as his souvenir OF the trip. Some
bad monkeys, sumo parrots, some
alligators, some mistletoe, some palms,
some works of art, some, flowers and 9TH
ers every conceivable memento at all rare
in this section. Among those who were
the happy possessors OF juvenile alligators
were Mr.. w. A. McNees and Mr.. Houx.
Mr.. Avery and wife were the happy pos.
SCISSORS of a twenty-five dollar monkey,
while DR.. Robipso n was contented
with white faced diminutive
monkey, which sat complscently on his
shoulder and wiDked at the Gaping
crowds or turned up its nose at the plea
niuiss whom il seemed to readily recog-
nize as familiar objects. From Mr.. Nc.
Nees the BAzoo learns that the entire trip
and visit was one of the most successful and
best enjoyed ever made, and without sim
gle mishap or unpleasantness TO mar il.
He says persons who had been to the great
Philadelphia centennial, and who visited
this exposition, pronounced itsuperior ip
many respects and equal in all others to
that great event. Notwithstanding the un-
usual crowds congregated in the Cre.ent
city, the accommodations are not only first
class and complete, but fully as cheap as
can be found in st. Louis or Sedalia at the
present time. He says that while there are
there, as everywhere else, sharpers drawn
there BY the occasion, who are on the alert
TO take advantage of the ignorance
or carelessness of the unsuspect-
ing, the citizens, as a whole, are
using every effort to make visitors not only
welcome and comfortable, but to make
them feel that they are among friends who
desire to do all 10 their power to aid them
The excursion party, with few excep-
tons, however, found lodging in their own
cars during their stay and took their meals |
wherever meal time overlook them. Some
Of them visited the jetties and nearly all
visited the historic spots In and about the |
city and the general expression of their ex.
perience is that Of unalloyed pleasure, and !
# the reporter can Judge from the few re-
marks he was able to listen to, it will be |
welve months before some Of them will gel |
through telling OF the wonders they saw.
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A Veteran Engineer.

VIM. Goodell, aged so years, and said to
he the oldest living railroad engineer in. the
United States if not in the world, arrived
in Sedslis yesterday from st. Louis, and
will make his future home here. He is the
father-in-law of Mr.. J. ). Halstesd, ard
will res de with Mrs. Halstesd's unmarried
sister, his daughter, who has heretofore
lived with the family OF Justice Hslstesd.
Mr.. Goodell has not been engaged at his
trade for more than five years owing to the
fact that age had brought on blindness. He
is a strict member of the NJ. E. church, to
which he has belonged FROM his young
days, and is said to be q man of many no
bic qualities. His last run on a railroad
was upon the Hannibal & ST. Joe. His
circumstances are limited but there is no
danger but the railroad boys, with their
usual open 'hesrtedness will see that he does
not suffer in his last days on earth.
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FRED HAUPT.
He Proves to be a Very Slick Chap

Sundays BAZoo contai' ed a somewhat
lengthy account CT the pathetic scene
enacted in Justice Hals:ead's office Satur-
day afteruOon, in which Fred Hsupi, a
pTOfe>s-d Kansas brewer. was the leading
character. TIE accom-, was true In everv
particular, and Haupr, from more recent
development 5, evIde.tly played part
which would make his I rune if enacted
upon the st,ge. During thu entire scene
Haupt did but one thing which aroused
the suspicious of the reporter When
speaking OF his family he maize several Of
iers to open his valise, but would search
Tor his key and then stop. Even this sus-
picion was sllayed by his apparent SIM
plicity. and he completely deceived lead
ing lawyer, the justice, constable and a
reporter, and a man who eau 90 that is
certsiuly entitled TO whOlts l.
confectionery for cheek, AID ought to
be book csnvasstr- Htupi, however, has
hoped out, and later deys lopmsnts show
there has gone with him a silver watch
worth $50 Halpt is rather low, h avy
set mar, with BIO j, full face, strong ger
man lock, and wears several suits of
clothes. There is a red bruise OF each
cherk and one on his forehead, aud mis-
hGgers are slightly skinned. His injuries,
he claims, resulted from the rough hand-
ling gwen him by Mr.. Hofmeister He
probably went west and If our neighbors
lind him they should arrest him ON general
principles.
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SILOS.
MIR. J. r. Barrett Claims his Silo liz
a Complete Success.

| The readers of the BAzoo will remember
the mention over year ago OF the fact
that Mr.. j. K Barrett had constructed on
bis dairy farm silo with a capacity for
about ], 400 tons Of provender for his stock
as the present winter has been one of the
hardest In he history of the state and we'll
calculated 10 test TO the utmost the merits
OF this comparatively new mode, in this
country, for storing and preserv-
ing feeo. A reporter yes;er-
day called upon Mr.. Barrett to Learnt he re-
suit OF his experiment. 81 suppose Mr..
Barrett, said the scribe, you have been feed
ing from your silo this winter"
Yes sir, have been feeding from it
right along"
"Well, is il SUGGEST"
"4es sir, In every respect"
"How much green feed did you put In
it?"
Between 1900 and 400 TONS"
'Has it kept well?"
at is Just as fresh SIS il was he day il
wss stored away"
"What per cent. of saving in feed do you
think il makes?"
about 30 per cent"
SLOW does your stock thrive on il?'
Fully as we'll il not better than on dry
feed"
From this il will be seen that to stock
raisers the siio system is not only one
which commends itself as matter of con-
venience and economy, but one which Is
likely, ii others meet with such Success as
Mr.. Barrett, to Prove a SQUIRE of profit, TO
say nothing Il the superior quality and
quantity of butter end milk which all CEN
cede can be Obtained from the use OF green
food.
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STILL IN TIE HOLE
And Liable to STAY There Mean
time Arrangements for the In
augurGtiOn or a President
go on just the Same.

To get out Of the hole some lines find
themselves IN On Inauguration travel, and
at the time preserve a bare semblaDce of
good faith with tie public is a eOnuudrum
not the easiest in the world 10 solve. That
the Baltimore and Ohio was the first to
announce IN the press OF the land the rates
to Washing on, is not TO De gainsaid anv
more than IS the fact that the B. & o. is
the only one OF the tr.nk lines throwing
open Its entire system 10 the adyartsges Of
the reduction Of fare. Roads that make a
big talk and claim the earth too small for
teeir possessions are whipping the devil a
lively race around the stump, and making
blow about everything except that which
people want most to know This peculiar
ity Of the situation has led to many en-
quiries, but as yet no explanation has been
vOuschafed as TO why the public is made
tish or fowl OF 80 suits The fancy of the
would be sutocrats of the railroad world.
Hence the hole and the wriygling to get
out of il. Meantime the B. q o. goes ON
telling the truth, presenting the real statue
OF the situstiJn ard proving that on it's
entire system one mans money is good as
another, and all Its matches series of fast
trains, including The famous "limiled,"
open TO all passengers holding lnaugura--
ton ticke s. Amid all the buster of other
lines, there is not a word of denial Os
the fact that the B. & D. limited
trains are The only limited trains
on any line upon which the low
rate tick-ts will be secepted--or in other
words, the only line upon which inaugura-
ton tickets will be goot except upon slow
trains. Neither has there been the shadow
of an attempt at contradicting the fact that
the B. d o is the only line having It's own
exclusive depot in Washington, and the
only line having different tracks for its
Western business, and that from the East
and North Further the B. & o is the
only lire direct into Washington, as prov
en- by its no; having 10 announce a special
schedule for its Washington trains, as
other lines are compelled 10 do. The B.
& o trains run solid into Washington
every day Of the year, and such additional
sections Of regular trains will be run for
the inauguration as may be demanded.
Thus no Encouragement of every day ar
rsngemept is necessitated. All employees
along the line have no special Instructions
to study, bat simply attend to business as
they are accustomed TO the year round.
To one giving the real situation thought,
il cannot bu, be patent that when t comes
10 Washington passerg'r business. no line
in existence Can Compare with the B. Il q.
The nationOl capital is his strong hold, and
ion't Won forget IL; and more than this,
# you don't want to be compelled to walk
n from the suburbs take the B. Il o.
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Commence the Year Right.

Don't make too many resolutions, but
hold on like grim death to those YOU do
make. If your physical system is out OF
order you should attend to that at once
for lis no use trying TO keep stiff upper
lip when your kidneys or liver are taking
the courage out of you. II you have really
made up your mind 10 turn over a new
leaf, commence the year by taking a
thorough course Of The celebrated Kidney
Wort. Thousands of people testify to its
good effects for kidney diseases, bilious
ness, piles, constipation, etc.
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Back Home.

Chief Barnett and officers Gosssge and
Phifer were not in the most amiable mood
imaginable when they returned from Mo-
berly last night, and the cause of their dis
pleasure was the continuance Of the case
OF the state vs.. Dee Dyer until September
4ih. While most men would regard the
trip to Moberly and back as recreation or
sort of pleasure trip, yet with policemen
Who are on duty half day and night, the
interruption of duty and conse queut loss of
sleep and rest is always 6 hardship.
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An Old Field Weed.

The old field MULLEN mas zen a SEEM
iugly Outcast for many years, but now it
has suddenly attracted the attention Of the
me teal world VITO Low recognize 1t TO he
he b-st lung medicine VT discovered,
when male inGo a tea and combined with
sweet gum, presents in Tsylor's Cherokee e
Remedy II Sweet Gum and Mullen a
pleasant ard effective cure for
Group, Whooping Cough and Coasump-
ton. Soli by all drusgis,s at % cents and
Sl.00 bottle.
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Sweet Gum and Mullen.

Very few resnze that in the oxidation
they see clinging to tn sweet gum tree
there is powerful stimulating expecto-
rant principle, and in the old field MULLEN
mucilasinous one that is very healing to
the lungs. These two principles presents
in Taylor's Cherokee Remedy OF Sweet Gum
and Mullen pleas mt and effective cure
fer Group, Whoopir g-Cough, Colds and
Consumption. Sold by all druggists at 25c
and 81 90 bottle.
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Badly Bruised.

John Mcguire, Rich Hill miner who
was badly bruised and crippled by the
falling of some slate in the mine there about
a week sgo, arrived in the city yesterday
on his way TO Houstopia 10 visit his
brother-in-law, Andy Dorsey, while he re
cuperates and RECEIVERS from his injuries.
Mr.. Mcclure is still on crutches, but says
he will soon be sound again.
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a Mad Dog.

Quite an excitement is said to have been
caused at Squire Youug's yesterday by a
house dog showing symptoms of hydropbo-
bla and Tor time terror reigned supreme.
The family took TO chairs and other furni-
ture in the absence OF any more elevated
shelter. The dog was finally shot and
killed BY SON of Mr.. YOung's and peace
once more restored without any mishap.
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Horsford's Acid Phosphate In
Seasickneas

Prof. Adolph OFT, New York. says: ~
used it for sessickness, during an ocean
passage. In most OF the cases, the violen,
symptoms which characterize that diseaee
yielded, and gave way to healthful action
of the functions impaired"
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Died.

AT Greenr:dge, Wednesday evening,
February 18th, of pneumonia, after an i'll
ness of four days, Ruby, daughter of Jen-
ME and Charles Nichols, aged eighteen
months.
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ROUGH ON PAIN PLASTER

Porous and Strengthening, improved,
the best for backache, pains in chest or
side, rheumatism, neuralgia. 25c. Drug.
gists or mail.
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E1It Ia a Well Known Fact In
the Diamond Dyes more coloring is given
than in any known Dyes, aud they give
faster and more brillialt colors. Zoe. at
all druggists. They are a great success.
Wells, Richardson & Co., Burlington VI.
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Have you Heart Disease in any form?
If so use DR.. Graves Heart Regulator 30
years have proved it sure remedy for
organic or sympathetic Heart Disease.
81 per bottle at druggists.
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trough ON TOOTHACHE.n

Instant relief Tor Neuralgia, Tooihache,
Faceache. Ask for "ROugh on Toothache."
Is & 25c.
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THE HOPE THE NATION.

Children, slow in development, puny,
scrawny and delicate, use Wells Health
Remover"
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.ROUGH ON CauEHs >,

As for "Rough on Coughs" for Coughs,
Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarssness. Troches,
l5c. Liquid, 25c.
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LIFE PRESEByER.

If you are losing your grip on life, try
wells Health Remover" Goes direct TO
weak spots.
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PRETTY WOMEN.

Ladies who would retain freshness and
vivscity. .Don't tail to try "Wells' Health
Remover"