New-York tribune., 1885-09-16
rHE TALK or THE DAY.


They don't want young lady tcaoherSlh virginia VINO
have not passed the giggug Rge.
Now that ar Hendricks is becoming m international
Issue II Is no longer order To make n'dous remarks
about the cc-Presidency The voice OF tho Hoosier
will now 10 louder I'm praise Of the Tail Of the
Ticket
lam just much opposed to tipping rs anybody.,
said henderson; but nevertheless, liquor rint9 ns'd
Ia blessing - humanity Mhon wa IL is' ~
actually believe It saved my lifr Fogg :" very likely
but how does that prove that liquor s bcs'lhs 10
humanity r. Boston TRANSCRIPT
Tho latest scheme OF broken down topcrs to get a
drink 20 iHto cigar storc pretend to st ~ old
stub and whc engaged suck the alcohol oil tae cigar
lighter The only objection Is that thoy have to 90 10
good many cigar stores to get square drink
A selection from tho 5000 letters OF Peter the Great
whic remained under suppression. 10 bo published
Peter hive been great writer. lie evidently NJ
10 the newspapers letters slSurd Truth " Many Citi
zens," lou Subscriber" Nrritas hnd " N"N Iopuil
such communications arc frequently suppresscd-lAor
ristovn Herald.
A spundent OF TheBani1ors sun describes very
accurately tho Democratic objection 10 tho Cvil Service
law He says that would bo popular II II were
not enforced to n uncaei for elthor by Its let
ter or spirit Just So the old story again. thcy are
I'm favor OF tho law but "agn its enforcement"
Belfast. Ireland. is In forrncnt about small dog
The said small dog beungs TO lionel Stokes the senior
military officer and short time jumped into tho
,esor, OR OF oy works The dog enjoyed tho
.wn but tho city fathers hearing OF II waxol wroth
and nno Colonel Stokes thirteen shngs. The Counol
thought that this WAS rather inIsmuch rs ho
had for long time past allowed tho military band u
MAY in tho park to tho peoun;arv profit OF tho city,
Notwithstanding this plea for mercy, the tuo was not
remitted Thnn the Colonel waxrd wroth aud diScon-
timed tho concerts making tho band play In smaller
park where admission Is free. At tho present mo-
mcnt tho doughty contestants ara resting on thsir arms
and larins at each other while holitc dog Is as happy
"a the day Is lonE.
TIie sKIPPrR's METAPHORS.
Nh the yachtsmen have "a way that's very yexing
or fdt-coursing IN the English of tho Queen;
Aud their me apbOrs ars certainly perpiexlng
10 "A mnn who mover has thc ocean socn
For instance no might read tho yachts werc standing
Alta certain time 'pron single inek,
And wonder that the officers commanding
should mud OF things 10 stand on such n lack
n he ia man of science. ho'll deny 1t
4 wo yes-eis on n single little spOtl
m he IA man OF feeling, he'll decry 1t
lies sIepped tacks just where he thought them not
And when he read. of how the Jolly sailor
I'm oprn dny Will mug friendly breeze"
He'll LAY thc seuman is II iunny male. or
Perhaps thero was no wOulnn there To squeeze.
--tCoiunbus tOhOl Dispatch.
business principles are In force the Marc Island
Navy Yard. Employees told that. under pain OF
disni..al they mnst for their prrsonal and domestic
.u niles patronize only orrin do.gnatrd stores whose
pr,prietors are solid" with tho local Democratic
"boss." This Ia indeed a business Administration.
Mothers will not believe It, but two Milwaukee four
dayolds were bathrd IN the samo tDb. aud careless
mi 40. red those babos up No maternal love can
now tell which belongs to which mother. Waterbury
American.
A Canadian professor says that tho Montreal girls
highest and nobl,st ambition Is To "caeh on" to nn
American bank-ihief with n fat wallet.
For some inscrutablc the papers In NewMs1ioo
ar, very AZ xious to have President Cleveland arry.
Conyaescent homes for Door Children nrs excellent
Institutions. but thSre danger In making them too
comfortable. boy OF eleven, named GeorRe Wright,
nud been entertained at one In Buckiighuislro.
presented himself there the other day. aud reported
self alone world both his parents being dead, hs
father killed by barrel Uf wnnuts falling on hin The
Young rusca had, I'm away from home, prefer
ring the his fathers housennd takngwith
him a2 5s. an p,cketmoney. i London GoDe.
In London milk dealer Is called cow.keeper." and
a man who keeps livery stable Is known asn"Job
master" The word undertaken" not limited AZ In
tho United States. but has the wider meaning OF con-
tractor Such sigma a. undertaken and housodec0-