New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-29
THE TALK or THE DAY.

samue, smith was a servant q Long Island milk
farm one day Mrs Jones he farmers wifel went nto
the milk house aud found Sam down on his knees before
a milk vat skmmng the cream Oh with his finger and
uniting Il In his mouth. ION. Saml. Saml!' che OK
claimed don't ike that" All. missus," quOth sam
nothing disconcerted, you don't know what's good for
yourself"
The average maple-sugar crop OF Vermont is about
l2OO0OOO pounds ihs yea n no crop wiz I, =, n
Ia lie farmers OF the than Sl0O0OOO. ami Is
harvested before annt onetd Of the snna maple
sugar crop OF the eounuy.-lTIoy Times
seens; Newly aved street. First scotcbman walking
ON side walk" Here. man. Jock. como al the coorse
road on tae the ntpad" Jock" Ma. I've paid for the
stanes an I'm GAVIN tae TAX the use o them"
The irrepressiblo DoolIttle OF Wisconsin, is hanging
| around the Administration trying 10 get himself
appointed Minister to Austria Dooltte wears the hair
oil OF the Mugwump. but ne has the appetite oi inc
| spokesman. philadelphia Press.
Now springs bright sunlit banner floats
Where erst hung winters pail
And scores OF winter oyercoats
I boston Courier.
The following sign ia displayed in front Of Boston
restaurant: Civil Service rules carefully observed
The heading, The War Cloud In Europe" has been
very much overworked lately But the able editors ex
pect soon 70 give rest and substitute toI u
"The Dogs OF War Let Loose"
check was presented yesterday at ono OF the banks IN
tina city that was In 1892 Tue hol der had laid II
aside aud In tme forgotten IT, until now Is LILY thiee
wears old 1he check OF course was OF no good Tor tue
e,tate of the person who drew was closed long ago
| Hartford COurauL
| Said n gentleman to a friend yesterday rye struck
an Al boarding house after many years Of painful
ouest" "Gsl TO hear IT," tue answers suppose
Won get plenty to eat r. No. the contrary. don't
ret enough" well. then, the meats aud vegetables
| are nrst-oass" No. theJ are rather poor" why IN
thunder then. do you think 50 much OF the house y
Because" the reply. they give delicious eohee'
We have noticed that some OF the conductors seem
TO have lame wrists rhree times within week nave
tUey cooly pocketed our rare touching gong or
| a punch. Cambridge tMass.) Chronicle
Madame Patti is infatuated with billiards. She has
visited Irving Hall several dmes during the present
tournament and she has been OF the most enthus
asc admirers OF the playing. Patti plays strong game
II would take player far above the average amateur TO
defeat her Lately she has shown much interest In
draw shots" and Joseph Dion has done much 10 ex-
plain the mystery OF them TO her. He has also en-
deavored TO teach how make Difficult; Masses but
her wrists are not strong enough 70 master masse Shots
where the must DO held with strong hands directly
| over the ball
| Al the complimentary banquet TO Carl schurz In
Boston week Dr. Everett reoted an original poem,
! OF which the nrst verse was as follows:
THE Mugwump is Eastern bird,
| with plumes gorgeous hue;
| His crest ID red, his bosom white,
His wings celestial blue"
This description II true, up for tina Mugwump
great posspiiities dime museum line baltmore
| American
A bright ihree-y ear-od described dream yesterday
as When you see something but don't see 1t.
Harvards boat crew has q now stroke, quicker than
last wears notion but Yale deanty says no stroke but
| sunstroKe can defeat her crew this year.
uTennyson can write such frightfuly poor poem on
the English navy heartslckcuing think what the
result would nave mad he written about the United
states navy Philadelphia Times
The three months POLITICAL bufing that has beer
going Springfield ought to make good poker players
out VI members OF the Illinois Legislature.
The institution OF dlaoonissen Is taking deeper and
deeper root throughout tHe Protestant world blnst
1851, IN which year tho oldest essal ishmeht lhMseIs
founding aud IL founder the first time assembled
round him the representatives OF other establishments
for conference the number VI the socaled mother