New-York tribune., 1885-01-01
THE TAX or THE Day.


| Tho cholera has scared away many visitors from
Naples that it ia said number OF artists scniptors and
bronze workers are the brink Of starvation. through
failure to obtain orders committee of English and
American residents has been formed TO solicit orders for
| them.
The mills OF the gods grind slowly. and they grind
exceedingly small None Of the olg rscas ever get into
| the hopper Philadelphia Record
Every snow-storm in the East now is a blizzard" ao-
coring to the local press aud yet the wild fasteners
| know no more about billiards than they do ot
chenooks" blizzard Is storm wnere Iar,S sre si'"
three feet deep and all In tho air-lChlcago 'eraiu
kThe Paris Figaro states that tho following curious
handb being circulated ia that city: Revenge your
honor Do not wait the uncertain issue OF an always
insufficient Justice. Remember that no one can inhict
the chastisement well as yourselves. Depend. then
on yourselves alone and every purchase the Bioa
| revolver Six shots minute guaranteed; Light,
artistic and moderate in price Tho Bou revolver Is the
only which answers all the exgenccs OF society
Those who will have made OF the Bjou revolver viii
not thereafter care the least vrol useful
or beautiful present cannot be made TO young woman
than Bjou revolver. They sold in all perfumery
| stores"
In the Sharon estate Miss HiNrs. Sharon. rather
will take her share. IL Will be sharon snare alifc-
| lChicago Herald
Repairs have recently been made to the old state
House in Boston, and now Il is remarEed win what
freshness the indian Western end smiles his lead
and oil smile and how the eagle Just above nm seems 10
be successfully controlling ninety pressure de
sire to scream. on the Eastern end however, "a lion
and unicorn still be seen the former not yet having
chased the latter all about and out OF the town Nhea
the average beaneater has aroused his patriotism by
gazing at the eagle and the Indian and about TO hoer
that the lion and the unicorn must come down. he nes
the Old SOUTH and the British beasts and the coun-
| try saved.-lPhiladelpha Press
The Arizona editors believe that plain words are best
Here Is the way which Of them pays his conpi-
ments TO his rival "TAe red-nosed idiot who fathers
,ha ttie I'm this calling itself
paper Is still engaged in making asnne remarks about
MS and the post office. Let the ornery cuss go on with
his abuse; we don't He remindsus OF fellow who
should try to dye wool while it is lambs back And
il isn't he is amo dyer either; OH no. quito
the other way"
The Governor OF Iowa said TO be afraid to call session
il take it into its head to repeal the prohibition law
in public opinion. Waterbury American
"College boys are no respecters OF persons" said
gentleman who lives at Princeton YESTERDAY when
Presient Arthur took his son Allan To Princeton tno
Chisf Magistrate was called by the boys for speech
He responded and in conclusion remarsed WIN great
deal OF feeling about to eonde to her caro-
what was to him the dearest thing on earth The wos
were scarcely out Of his mouth when one 81 tae youths
for the thing g:"-lPhiladephia Press.
A Agunsmh who is authority on sporting matters.
saws: Tho shooting season that closes or January
has been deporaby bad the dry autumn being tho
main cause Of tho birds being SO scarce ana so 'hcut W
get at Ducks not numerous, though uuc as ics'
ounlity Rail were moderately plenty, but low water
prevented the boats getting near them Quail most de-
uohtful of birds TO quick on the trigger LED W
swampv lands or to the woods whore they are nara 70
r;u with seldom chance spot the mottled darngs n
tho stub5le."
The Indians arc savages OF course, and cvihzon OF
n high grade Is to Do found In washington nut Ihilah
siouer Price asserts there is more drunken
ness and crime among the 20o0oo nnhp,ans o. I rg
Capital than among the -oo'ooo "hsoP"'''''"''' 49,
men philadelphia Ledger.
The engineer of train ont OF Chicago says IL goes
slcker than square yard OF lightning, ana thht ONO
OF the mail clerks. the ohcr horn"g' I & lss & S ssndns
started leaned over to kiss Ills wlIe VINO was % o"t
ON The PLATFORM and bless II he didn KISS Gu" o"'
| at Riverside. Waterbury American
rbe population OF ST. Petersburg IS now oo-'VoV'
shaving an increase OF 25 per cent In fifteen years.
s,r o,oo, p,vne proposes 10 speak on Tie Future
,'I' ", , Ee,rnrs Democracy ut n banquet IN his
| homoyy ot Conmbns Ohio The title OF his sui)ecti.a
f'i@btfui waste OF the English language IL coull DO
condonsed into tho one word Spois wi1uou' ues'oy-
| Ing ia meaning. Norristown Herald
Did you pass the hat the pastor of Texas congre-
cation asked deacon after the morning service frs
did" said deacon. and then looking into the vacaht
interior OF "a hat that wanted nothing but lining 10
added gloomy, so did everybody else ill., D. bur'
dette.
The attempt furnish penny dinners In London mas
| been failure. They good In quality and quantity
| but tho people would not patronze them
Jinks-" All. winks! ] am glad to see you set such
| good example" Wlnks-" Ia what way Mny' ~
nased yor house this morning noticed that your side
walk was well sprinklrd with ashes On! You see IN
bound To get oven with that mean fellow who ves mex!
door to Inc. He's just tho worst nelghbor ever aio
tho ashes to do with him' He IS surgeon "-Phiia-
| delplia Call.