Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1885-06-11

Webster has the best Cornet Band
west Of Minneapolis, for money, marbles
or chalk-And don't YOU ever doubt it.
MARsIKD.--Juns 10th, 1885, Mr.. Swan
johnson to Anna Clausen all Of town I25,
81, Day Co., ID. T.. J. A. Lee, ]. p, Off.
cisting.
We thought that the wheat had all
been shipped out Of the country but some
Of it is still marketed in Webster almost
every day.
The editor of one Of our exchanges
evidently has sweet TOOTH" since he
advertises to take maple sugar on SUP
scriptiou.
We would say to the lAdies that there
are 80 styles Of spring hats, We wanted an
even hundred but could not wait any
longer to announce the fact.
Squire Lee has gone to Fargo as the
representative Of Coteau Lodge "a, A. F.
4 A. NJ, in the Grand Lodge of the Ter
rItory now in session in that city.
"A young lady sends Us poem emit.
tied II can not make him smile. Wen
bet four dollars she could have made him
smile" il she had shown him the poem.
The question as to who will be our
next Probate Judge will be decided at
the next session Of the board, Mr.. Dyer
having resigned the Office at the last
session.
Rev. Dickinson preached at Fort
sisseton on last Sunday evening. and ser
vices we're conducted at the church here
by tho Young Mems Christian Associs.
ton Of this city.
Dad" Root put in an appearance last
Saturday and remained over Sunday
Dad" 10 travelling for Minneapolis mu-
steal house and is given good satisfaction
to his employers.
20. A. Cbilson started for Kenchir
county, MINI, on Monday, to attend a
church convention ss a delegate He
goes by team TO Browns Valley. We
wish him pleasant journey.
III you get mad at your neiKhbor,
write long article to the printer with
out signing your name, be basely, abusive
ask him to correct all mistakes and pub
lish. Such letters make splendid kind
ling wood.
MIR. Doe, the genial and accommodate
ing deputy county treasurer, spent Sun
day in Groton visi:ln his family and
friends. Mr.. d., has certainly earned q
days recreation and the privilege Of say
ing Tho" frequently to the boys.
Don't forget the masquerade at the
skating rink next Saturday night. The
admission will be 20 cents and skates free
Children under 10 years fifteen cents ad-
mission. The Webster Band will dis.
course the music for the occasion.
Only six poems so far on the "bsauti-
full spring" Please write only on one
side of the paper, 90 We can have the
other side TO write locals on-those we
got we're scribblsd' ON both ldes and
wasn't worth a cent to US.
...Cross-eysd men should DO particular
what they do, One Of them winked at a
friend across the street the other day,
and lady just passing punched him in
the stomach with her parssol. The eter-
nal fitness Of things don't ct all jibe with
cross eyes.
Just as we go 10 press We learn that
Cargo Bros, OF La Crosse, Wis, will COM
mence, Immediately, the erection Of an
elevator west Of the water tank, to be
$500 bushels capacity. Three buyers!
bully! the more the merrieri Now we
want and must have Touring mill.
The rain last week 90 softened the
cellar wall on the north side Of Mr.. Nor
toms residence that more than half Of it
fell in and the balance bulged in. Had
the house not been 20 we'll constructed it
would have broken in two With the strain
Mr.. n, now has rorkmen replacing the
entire cellar wall.