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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
PERSONAL POINTS.
Movements OF wheolingites, and the Com.
ing and Going Of Strangers.

Movements OF Wheelingttes, and the Com.
ing and Going OF Strangers.
Charles c. Hook returned from Charles
ton yesterday.
Miss Fannie Bickner arrived home and is
the guest Of Mrs. Miller.
Mrs. Sheffield left yesterday In a visi, to
friends in Boston. Ne.
",".am Frohme will visit Sheriff Slender,
of Wetzel county, this week.
Jacob Bowman, Of the South Side, left
yesterday on Western trip.
Miss alma Conner left on Tuesday for
Mountain Lake Park, where she will pass
the warm weather.
Messrs. Harry Clark, Frank Smith, Dan
Heymsnn and Henry Mayors will leave for
Pittsburg the latter part of the week.
Ex.Superintendt Butcher and John NJ.
Birch, American Consul to Nagasaki, Japan,
are home from visit to Washington.
Messrs. John Cruce, VIM. Kelley, Martin
Craft and Ed. Bashsr returned yesterday
morning from short business trip to Pitts.
burg.
A MAN named Mckinley was struck on
the head and knocked down on Market
street last night but refused to tel who BIZ
him, and the officers were unable to discover
the man that struck Mckinley.
Messrs. Joseph Larkin and James Healey
have returned home from q visit to the
Nellie Healey fishing club. They report
the boys having good time and catching
lots of fsh.
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aulD RoBBEar.
Two Men Enter . South Side Ass-
ideEcs
And Secure twenty-five Dsllars in Hard
Cash, Leaving Severa Gold
Watches and Other vassa-
bles Behind.

Afier qaite respite in the way Of burgla'
ri-s, Wheeling again turns up with another
bed robbery to keep up her reputason IN
this line. About 3 o'clock yesterday morn
ing two men entered the residence OF Mn.
MARI Farrell, corner Of Eotf and Twenty
eighth streets, and distracted roll o. bills
amounting to S25 from the pocket OF that
lady while che was asleep.
They entered the house by prying loose
the shutters on the
DINING ROOM WINDOW,
which fronts on Tventy-eighth street. They
then entered the parlor where Mrs. Farrell
and her dazghter, Miss Ina Harris were
asleep. They seemed to know the lay OF
things, as Mrs. Farreifwas not in the habit
of sleeping in the room, but did 30 yesterday
on account of the presence Of company and
the fact that they were house cleaning.
The robbers must have also. been aware
that the lady had the money
as they went at once to her clothes and
searched them with the result above stated.
They evidently made some noise, which
awakened Miss Ina and upon seeing them
. SHE SCREAMED
and they made of, passing out of the side
door, the key of which they dropped Just
outside. Two young men who board with
the family were awakened and rushed down
stairs, but the robbers. had disappeared,
evidently taking the road leading out
Caldwelfs run. = Mrs. Farrell had about
twice the amount stolen, the night previous,
but had paid some bills, and it is thought
one of the men had seen the money when
she was in the act of settling the accounts,
and acted accordingly. There is no clue
10 the identity of the thieves. There were
three or four gold watches in the house and
other valusbles, which could have easily
been secured. but they remained untouched,
which was no doubt due to the fact Of the
thieves being frightened Off before they
came across the other articles.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
Afternoon Session.

At l:50 the prisoners were again brought
in, and the cross-examinstion of Mr.. Mar
ling was resumed by Captain Dovener, the
court room being crowded to suffocstion BY
deeply interested spectators.
Q-Wssn't you in town last Friday
Al was in town one day last week;
was not sent for Friday; | came in to sell
some hay.
Q-Didn't you stop at Ankles office?
Ayes.
Q-What for?
Al wanted to see him; Ankle said he
had found out nothing new; ] didn't ask
Porter Smith about the men; he said
he knew something; | know Elisha
Conley; he came to my house on December
%; he said nothing about reward; don't
remember telling him didn't hoW who
the men were.
Q.-When Robert B. Woods,
AREeoRrER FOR THE REGISTER,
was at your place, didn't you tell him You
only saw three men2
Al don't recollect what told him.
Odd you say anything to Robert B.
Woods about pistol going Off
Al don't recollect.
Mr.. Doyener read the interview with the
witness, IS printed in Mondays REGISTER,
and the witness assented to or denied the
several statements there contained.
Q-Whst time do you say those men left
A-Between 10 and III clock.
Odd one of these men say anything
about the time.
A.--Didn't you tel Robert Wood
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Notice TO Lien Holders.

YJNo ALL PERSONS HOLDING LIENS BY
i Judgment or otherwise, on the rsa estate or any
part thereof, Of Russell Bane:
In pursuance Of decree OF the Circuit Court Of
Ohio county, made In q cause therein pending 10
subject the real estate OF said Russell Bane TO the
satisfaction Of the liens thereon, you are hereby
required 10 present all claims held by you and each
Of you against the said Russell Bans, which sre
liens on his real estate, any part Of IT, for adudi
cation to me at my once, No. 122o Chapline s.eet,
in the city OF Wheeling. Ohio county, West Viz
ginia, on or before Thursday, the I'd day Of Jaiy,
1885.
Given under my hand this 3D. day Of June 1885.
JOSEPH X. PAUL.,
iuIoavt Commissioner
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In GENERAL.
Police Court.

Only two cases were before Police Court
yesterday morning-one for drunkenness
and the other for being disorderly on the
streets. Both were sent up on the hill for
thirty days.
The Kellogg Case.
The hearing OF the hsbeas corpus case OF
Frank Kellogg came of before Judge Boyd
at Q o'clock yesterday morning. Col. Ar
nett appeared for the prisoner and Prescott
ing Attorney Jordan for the State. After
hearing the evidence the accused was held
in $500 bail, and failing to secure bonds.
man he was remanded to jail.
Brilliant Meteor.
A meteor of extraordinary brilliancy and
beauty was observed by favored few of
our citizens at 22l o'clock yesterday morn.
ing. 1t first made its appearance at point
about 10 degrees southwest of the zenith,
and passed over a course about so degrees
in length, disappearing with puff Of white
smoke near the southwestern horizon. 1t
was of deep blue color and about one
third the apparent diameter Of the moon,
and although the sky was clear and the
moon bright it was sufficiently brilliant to
attract tie attention Of persons not observ-
ing the heavens.
The Coming snengerfest.
A full sheet poster has been printed by
the VolBsblatt, announcing the programme
of exercises for the coming District Saen.
gerfest to be held in this city on July 20,
u, 90 end %. 1t contains also large cut
of the ALEXANDRA Palace rink, wherein the
Saergerfest will be held. Much credit is
due Mr.. Louis Lepper, secretary Of the
Press Committee for his indefatigsble work
in behalf of the coming event, which will
undoubtedly be the greatest treat in the way
Of music ever seen in this city. a pamphlet
containing pictures and biographical
sketches OF those taking part will also soop
be published from the same press.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
Notice to Creditors.
ITO THE CREDITORS OF CATHERINE RILEY

TU The OF CATHERINE KILEfi
i dIseased.
Ohio county, West Virginia, made IN o cause therein
pending TO subject the real estate Of said Catherine
kiley 10 the payment Of her debts, you are hereby
REQUIRED 10 present your claims against the estate OF
.aid Catherine Riley for adjudication 10 Joseph Z
Paul commissioner at bis Office, No. 122o Chap
line street, In the city d Wheeling, Ohio county,
West Virginia, on or before Thursday, the 10th day
Of July, 1885.
Witness, John W. Mitchell, Clerk Of said court
this ~ day Of Jun, iss-.
a.. .oaavy JOHN W. MITCHELL, c.rt.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
Weather Indications,

WAsHISGroS, July 2-l:30 a. n.-For
be Ohio valley and Tennessee, fair
,eaiher. followed in the west portion BY
FOCAL rains, variable winds, nearly stationary
Temperature.
For The lower lake region, fair weather,
variable winds, slight changes, followed BY
higher temperature.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
,OCAL INTELLIGENCE.

The Weather.
- ;.shOws the range of the mer-
day as observed by c. Schnepf
street druggist: 8 m, 81;
%, p m, 70; 7 p. m, "a. The
les tkis morning at 1874 and sets at
this evening. The days length is
hours and / minute. The moon rises
{ 1881 p m.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
TIC. M0FfAT & co.
No. ~ Twelfth Street
s2sAkdrS
Sale Of City Of Wheeling Five Per
Per Cent. Bonds of 1885.

NJoTICE IL HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE ".
IN denigned commissioners, appointed by Al o.
dipapos Of the City Of Wheeling entitled "Ai H
dinance 10 provide for the Issue and ssle Of bon
the city Of wheeling, 10 be known a. bopb d Isi
and for the redemption and payment ihsrr'd ssf
providing for the payment Into tbs CITY IrngI
Of certain amounts from the revenus Of ID. n, ln1
water works, ratified by the voten Of sd atJ o
SATURDAY, JULY nth, A. ID. 1855,
between the hours OF O'Clock q %. and DC Oh
M al the bank Of the Ohio VALLEY, 10 hs ays1
sell boDds Of aid cty authorized By aid ordb.sss
10 the amount Of $3.50 900, one bundred tbs,-d
the denomination Of Eve hundred dol csos -
dollars each, all dated the 6rd day Of July A..
1855, payable on or before the bnt day Of JAY, 4
ID. 1918, at the Bank Of the Ohio Valley, Win -
terest at the rate Of Eve per cent per snnHn' L
and on the frst day Of July 10 each year tbsrssfS
until and including the year 1919 at SAID e.hL
which IL terest coupons In proper form ar susz.
10 each bond; and 20 - many more Of the 90.
in addition % s,id sis5 900 thereof, . p.y %. 81
standing orders and other floating iDdeo5dnS
aid city existing At the date Of the rsihcnss
said ordinance With the accrued interest 49,
bidder, approved by the undersigned, and nens
said bonds will b sold Tor Ices than the prndr
thereof With the scerued interest thereon. Iny
dersigusd vii also st the szme place On ns 4. h
d,5 md between the nne hour fe .S,sc, al "a
Ma ordio anoe 70 The amount Of f6,oO Of @
pominatIon Of one thousand dollan ZACH iN ~.
OF said city OF the loan Of June II. 1871 b.i 70 ~
, MUM VII b allowed Tor sny Of the bomb -
| loan Of 1871.
The bonds hereby advertised Tor nls rs sye
them liable 10 redemption st their par Tslne 90 -
at any time after the INT day Of July, A. D. LEA
provided IN said ordinance, and neither sgoh 10
or the coupons thereto attached viii Be ssesd
hxsiiop under authority Of ssid city.
By ssId ordinance the aid city obligiis iss,
by ssid ordinances are fuliy PAID, the one t.csTr
fifth Of al of inch bonds not paid be'sfs 'I'
Day Of July, 1885. .,,,rn c,rnwuL
r. p. JEPSOS,
p. b. DOBBiss,
,,,, Coumissoofn
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

THE finest horse racing this, season takes
place at the Maennerchof, Beethoven and
Mozart picnic July 4.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

TIE Opera House Brass Band viii give
an open air concert at Mason's Garden, to
morrow night, both Reymann and Schmul-
bach beer on draught. An are invited.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

THERE will be meeting Of Fl. Henry
Council 81, N. T., this evening. Prof.
F. Il. Crsgo, Senator from West Virginia,
will give account of proceedings Of Senate.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
Don't Forget tho Happy Eight Picnic Sat

Don't Forget tho Happy Eight F1cnIc s@t-
urday.
You can have the best time BY going to
Creeap's old grove with US on the Fourth.
We have put down new dancing platform
and have got the music OF the dsy-Billy
Mayers orchestra. We have made arrange.
ments for the best boat, steamer Telegram,
ALEC all kinds of refreshments. Dinner viii
be served on the boat, parties not wishing to
take basket. Boat will stop at LaBelle and
polIaira
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
Index 20 New Advertisements.

To Groccrs-6eo. W. JohnSoR's Sons.
Hanted-AgenIs.
Fruit Jars and Jelly GlaSses-JOhn Friedel.
White Mountain Hammock Chair-d. Mendel
Excelsior hking Powder-R. Il. List.
Iuneh 6oOCk-MoMechen's- Local Page.
Only Thirtkn DOllars-H =. Behrens Local
\TanteS- - Msn-tLOcal Pagel
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

TIE Opera House Band viii give an
open air concert at Mason's Garden, to.
morrow night, both Reymann and SchmuL
bach been on draught All are invited.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

A large consignment of wall papers, car.
pets, oil cloths, window blinds made up
ready to hang, etc. at NoA 20l9 and 2o2l
Main street. John Roemer, Agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

EyERBoDY is invited to atterd the grand
picnic of the Maennerchcr. beethoven and
Mozart Singing Societies on the New State
Fair Grounds Hnly 4.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

HossE racing. prize shooting, three leg.
ged race, doughnut race, sack race. on the
Fair Grounds July 4.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
Hust be Sold for Ca,

PRIZE shooting on the Fair Grounds
July 4.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

Do not fsil to make your preparations for
the picnic july on the New Fair Grounds.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

A VERY enjoyable day can can be spent
on the new Fair Grounds July 4.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

DECORATED TEA GETS In q ~
riefJ ofcoIors; So pieces for eA-1o,
af DAVE9On BB04s
287G nork1f G1(ree(.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

Persons leaving the city through
fae summer can have the DAILY
I'D SUNDAY REGISTER sent to
ny address at same price il is de-
yered iu the city, postage paid.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

Weary sufferer from Rheu.
matism, Neuralgia, Veal
, and sore Lungs, Coughs and
: Colds, Weak Back, Veal
StomSoh and Bowels, Dys
pepsiA, Female weakness
gh the Loins and Back, try
] over the pit Of the Stomach
> Ague Pains, Bilious Colo
d protect the system from
nts.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
COLLINS
wr1Hc - ElicTnt
PlAsIERS

Shooting Pains throul
these Plasters. Placed
they prevent and cure
Liver Complaints, ant
thousand illL ~ Ger
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
OHIO CENTRAL RAILROAD.
KANAWHA DIVISION.
THoS. Il. SHARE. Receiver

Connections at Pt Pleasant With C. II. '. 7. Z
Z. for Pomeroy at 81 p. m; foT Columbus, Gin.
einnati, Wheeling and al points North, East and
West af 4:5 p m.
Hacks leave o. c. z z. depot 1t Point Pleasant
upon arrival Of trana running through 70 Gallipolis
D. nou connecting ~i.h I.ins 3. r. Hes..a. 2 ies
Charleston and points east and vest on o. 4 z
Trains daily, except Sunday. Trains un O 60.
an (75th msTidianl standard TINA
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02
THERE rs A
Limit to Everything,

And we think II has reached the wonderful low prices
Times seem TO be imprO'i & aud sOon prices will
advance 3hsaefOTs ue would Kindly suggest to you
tAat now ID good chance to
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

Only two cases we're before Police Court
yesterday morning-one for drunkenness
and the other for being disorderly on the
streets. Both were sent up on the hill for
,l,rtv dave
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

~ \ ~ % a ~
her my
SafuP.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

Direct by Dovener-I knew Elijah Mar,
ling; saw him on the Thursday following
the robbery; l asked him if he knew who
the people were; he said he didn't; l told
him there was q reward, and that / had as
much right to it as any one; he said one
man was tall, the other heavy and the third
short; Thomas MCGOWAN killed a beef for
me on the 2Sd of December; do not know
where he was the day before; heard sboat
bis taking the wheat to PollocRs mill
Adjourned until this morning at clock
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-07-02

Twas in the Wetzel county Jail few days
ago; was arrested for stealing q watch;
was first put in Jail here; no one talked to
me about the Marling robbery in Jail; talked
70 Squire Arkle; do not know how the
subject was brought; he asked me if had
hand in the Marling robbery; | told him
yrs; it was in the Jail office;
hold our l told him l hadn't;
don't remember what all did say; the
sheriff talked about the robbery two or three
days ago; he started the conversation about
the way Arkle did; he asked me if had q
hand in the Marling robbery and told him
yes; he asked me how it was done; / told
him we had a meeting; he asked who the
robbers were, and told him myself, Viii
liam and Thomas McGowan, the two
COVERS and Ed. Angus I went to Wetzel
county with Squire Arkle; I didn't have tc
tell Arkle anything about it; | don't know
how came to tell the sheriff; / don recol
lect on what night the robbery took place;the
first thing I heard of it was on the first trip;
we met about half way, between
Bowmsn's and Markings, by the fencG
which went up the hill; at the time
didn't know what we were going for;
diGc't think it was necessary to ask; Will
lam McGowaE and Angus werethere when
| got there; the others came shortly after;
Tom. MCGOWAN proposed to rob Marling;
we sgreed to 60 and rob him about week
after; we had no other meeting until the
night of the robbery; we met between Sand
8 o'clock; William MCGOWAN had revo.
yer; Thomas MCGOWAN had q revolver; l
don't remember OF a shot being fired;
was close enough to have heard the shot;
started first; we didn't want to 20 together;
MCGOWAN showed me his revolver; il was
loaded; when We were all together we all
started for Markings; we went along the
road; when we got to Markings house, We
turned into the yard and went to the door
next to the lane; stood at the end of the
lane; they all told me to stay there; it va,
so arranged at the first meeting; George
Culver was to stand at the other aide; when
the door was broken open three Of them
went in; / am sure of three; the fourth
man, Ed. Angus, went to the door; think
we left about II o'clock; was to have an
equal share of the money; I didn't get il;
don't know why never got it, don't
know what you would cal
the expedition; had no club or gun; saw
no pick-handle or axe handle; saw mask
in the party; don't know where theY came
from; they were kind Of grey masks; the
masks were worn By George Culver, the two
MeGowans and Angus; they covered The
face all over; 6oa't know how they put
them on; no one had a cap on the night O
the robbery.
The testimony givenby the witness st tn
Trial in December last was produced b th'
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-13
MISCELLANEOUS.

An old farmer wrote to an editor
asking how to get rid Of moles, AMI to
the reply, "Plow them out answered
back: Can't do it. It's on my gals
nose.n
The difference between a fool and
a wise man is: the fool shows his folly
and doesn't know Il; the wise man
knows his folly but doesn't show it.
A sharp-talking lady was reproved
by her husband, who requested her to
keep her tongue in her month. MY
dear" said she, its against the law to
carry concealed weapons"
He had an authenticated girl, and
promised to take her out driving. She
met him at the door when he drove up,
and he exclaimed, "Hello! ReadyY'
She misunderstood him, and they don't
speak now.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-13
substituted a pile Of con

Somebody substituted pile of corn
cobs for the doughnuts on a Vermont
railway restaurant counter, and they
were about two-thirds eaten before any
body discovered what had occurred
When a California man sees mo
cards at the end of marriage notice
of a friend, he remarks: "That girl
has put some Of her pious notions into
Jim's head, but he'll get over them af-
ter he's been married little while.
A lady writer is out with an article
entitled. GLOW to Catch a Husband. y
But her theory is all wrong. Ask any
married woman how to catch a hus-
band. and two to one she will answer;
"By the hair"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-13

There is no use fighting nature. DR.
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy does moth
ing of that kind. 1t does not make tn,
sufferers who trust it worse under tn,
pretense of doing them good. 1t acts
tenderly and in sympathy with what
nature herself is trying to accomplish
DO you have trout le with your digestion
your liver or your kidneys. Does rheu
matsm pain and rack you? Is youl
head thick and heavy? 1t will charm
away these ailments almost before yol
are aware.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-13

1t is said that the King of the Can
nibal Islands must be a mighty good
man. because he has eaten so many
pious missionaries.
When a man is welded to his own
ideas he cannot be arrested for bigamy
unless it can be shown that he has more
than one idea.
The young man looking for five dol
lars wants to be let a lone. After he
gets it he wants to be let alone and not
dunned for it.
If there is ever time in mans
life when he is tempted to lie it is when
the Assessor begins to ask personal
questions.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-13

II am afraid that young Featherly,
who calls on you often, is rather fast
young man. said father 10 his daugh-
ter. "Oh, no, he isn't, father" replied
the little brother who was present.
"What do you know about Mr.. Ferth-
erly?" demanded the old man. Il only
know" he replied, THAT l heard him
ask sister for a kiss last night and she
told him he could have one if he would
be quick about it, But it was the
slowest kiss l ever saw
Not long since eX-Judge Black, in
examining a witness who had been in
the army, said Come, soldier, tell us
what you know of this matter" lam
no soldier, l am an officer" haughtily
responded the witness. WhereupOn the
old lawyer calmly said, ."Well, then,
officer, who is no soldier, tell us what
YOU know" The vain fellow was
crushed.
You can chain boy to we'll
rooted tree, or spike him to the floor,
and feel moderately certain for time
that YOU know where he is; but even
then You can't surmise what new devil
ment he may be up to.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-06-13

You can buy the best wife in 81
IBERIA for eight dogs, and when you
see the woman you're convinced that il
is a deuced big price.
"A milliman would make an excel
lent interviewer. lie is such Il good
pumper, and can skim over his subject
without any trouble.
Our slangy contributor says that
there is not disease known that will
'get bulge on man quicker than
the mumps."
An astounding case was discovered
the other day in New York. \ mar
went to church; they didn't pass the
contribution box; when he came out
he growled because of the omission.