The Red Cloud chief., 1885-03-06

tat anu -l5i Gu oc"U p"u 10 Dus SDII.
~sroccrie. that ] asked you TO or,ier
several days ago. bot which sou forgot
a usual. You ALWAYS forget such
things until YOU at down q TIE table
~ eat. and then you storm and raise =
row because YOU don't fndi the articles all
cooked and ready for you IN silver
covered dishes. Igot in q red car and
started down town The ear didnt
stop for M NJ first / had 10 eros,
over 10 the other side 81 the street and
walk through a pool Of water. but |
don't suppo,e it would have made any
difference 70 YOU Il | had drowned.
After wadiny nearly zap 20 my boo.-:ops
] finally got into the a and there
wasn't any seat for me The car was
crowded with men aad women There
wasn't a gcnt.cmin therr. It. 4 pity
the street car compaui-. don't run
cattle car- for those brutos who sit
down and pretend 10 read newspapers
while ladies stand mp. There WAS occ
pu.ty-fared dude who wasn't read NJ.
lie didn't dare look me in the face.
He fumblci around in his pockets and
pulled on a newspaper. and when |
looked 1T him he began reading il up
side down some men would 10 any
nh NJ rather than stand up and let a
lady sit down. Then the brute of 4
conductor asked mc il didn't haze
smaller change when ! gave him 4 five
dollar bill. OF course | lad bat |
wouldn't give il TO Inn after he had
n,ultcd me before the car full II pro-
pie. mot tIai,I cared for them. though.
Then he looked at the biil su>p'ciosi-ly.
and carried il out on the platform and
asked the driver If it WAS good. IL
then wcn through the car and a-k-d
every man if he had change. None hal
any. Of coarse, AMI Ia. had 10 2 W. j;
back 10 me. ! hope h.. had io pay my
fare himself. Just because he was slicl
Il selfish brute. But he va, Ike AL You
men.
".At T~wcnty-thirl street = woman got
in the car with that lovely dre,. pattern
! saw on Broadway last tall aud wanted
you Ia buy for me. bu: You said ii Wa
too expensive. She had I made OYER.
AID il was perfectly beautiful. ] knew
il didn't cost her over fifty dollars, and
il wa worth twice that much. You
VII see how much it cost, when ! get
my new drcs, next month. Dr.,, goo is
are twice n h'gi now. but yoI alwLy,
think You know So mach about such
things.
Il 90. out at Fourteenth street AMI
was waikiki pa I that new building on
Sixth avenue " know which one
mean. II has such lovely windows.
Th,y are plate glass and reach clear
access the store, ard are filed With tie
greatest bargains | cver saw. | know
somc Of the lace that they have marked
down t. thirty-two and Il half cents
didn't cost one cent less than sixty
cents. Well. right over the tor of the
building there Is a ,caloid AMI there
were some mcI working OH it They
had a pile OF brick. and Il who.c dr.
goods box full of mortar. met Mr..
Jorcs thcre--'hat pleasant gentleman
who comc-h here and talks so beautifully
about Paris aud the latest fashions.
He had his charming little pug dog
with him. and the momcn, he saw mc
he bowed and that dear little doggic
barked. foi know the la. time he
came here | gave him your slippers To
play with. He is such a cute little fell
low. He nearly chokcd TO dca h. .
on the heel Of one OF the
But you can buy a C pair
for two dollars. and you know I never
liked tina. par anyway. You bought
item without consulting me. He sad
he was coming up la see Us tonight.
Who interrupted Mr.. Badger. a.
he started from his chair. Jones or
his dog"
MIR. Jones. of course, you don't sup.
pose | would talk to a pug do. do
We'll. my dear" continual Mr..
Badger. IL re buttoncd mp his coat. Il
shall have To be on. this evening. |
have a business meeting u attend to III
the Windsor Hotel. ! am sorry I can't
nj home to enjoy the so":c'y OF
Mr.. Jones and the Jones pug. hat !
neglect business. you know. I
must 60 rlgh, off. haven't a minute
to spare"
You needn't run away Ia avoid
meeting Mr.. Jones. He won't he
Blu, y,u just said he was coming"
'' . wv, out nv "'d u NV wv !
were talking n whole huchc:ful Of
fell of the So folding and struck
on the hea! before my ewes and
ilattclcd him ont Ike a pancake"
"Oh! shu !derci Mr.. Badger. that
'rrs horrible. No wonder ,o'; were
shocked. wonder VIII tic- he leaves
4 widow aud a family. He really wasn't
such a bad fellow after ALL.
Leave 4 widow What DO YOU
moan? How could he marry?:"
Il dolt see any reason why Mr..
Jones shouldn't marry"
MIR. Jones' He WASH, hurt L.
the dog that was crushed
oh replied Mr.. Badger - he
himself agiin and p!chc up the
newspaper. is tsa. the terrible al
YOU hai?."
well i>n { that adventure enough?
was SD weak | had 10 order \ carriage
- take me home. and that cost -four
and YOU VIII have - go with
)ut mea; for breakfast to-mo-row NOR
,tg unless Won order Il yourself io-n;cEt
,nd. Mr.. BADGER. let me SAY tina, the
time ! tel you = story o Will u2.
it AT once"
II doubt it. replied My. Badger. a>
li> wife tioUnctd cut Of ;ac room to
her dress for dinncr.-N. j.
There was no Kitchen Line.