Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-24

IN the sperm3cetl whale the teeth are
fixed to the gum" We have noticed the same
thing in Vassar girls GrdDhfc.
SATURDAY AFTERNOON a lady reported at
the police station that she had lost her gold
watch. and soon after sent in a second report
that She had found it in her other poe set
S,ike0s (HdSS.) Ggssne.
Now to the sanctum comes the bore,
with smiling face and manner AIRY,
And closes carefully the door
He left ajar last January.
Boston Courier.
THE DOLPHIN is a fish five feet in length,
which changes ITS color when dying. The
Roach IS & little humpcd-back fresh water
fish, Ave inches long, aud is caught with pin
hooks by school boys.-Pht1tdelDhia Times,
"PREsTDENT GRDvY, let me introduce to you
our new minister, Mr.. NC Iaane.H AHA, Mon
sleur Maccalaner, / am delighted. | am
charmed. | hef ofen Yeeshed to meet Wild
you, for hef heard frcquentlee Of your var
fine liver pills. Dis ees Madame Grevy. Mon
sieur. ~ Pjtts5UtD 'Teie9rdDA. 5si 7H
"BY thunder, If that girl don't bring nv
Breakfast pretty soon m give her a piece Of
my mlnt, gr+'wled an rate b0Arder. ut
will be the worse for yod if YOU do.'' said a
quiet boarder ca the other side of The table.
ia like to know wis ~ For the simple
reason that If you give her pere o. It there
wont be enough left for sample" -Hdrttoyd
Times.
SHAKEsPEAREAN CHEsTNUT.-"Yo do not
love me any more, John2 When we were first
married you did not dash away in such a
hurry after supper, and you never forgot to
kiss me-" Lob, well, child, don't fret Pm
as fond OF kissing you a. ever, bnt Pm in
bigger hurry. Pm only like Brutus." ~ hat
do you mean?' why, you know tn at it WAS
not that he loved t'seizer less, out he loved
trojan more. "-EschG1ge.
GABE SNoDGRAss recently applied to the
Rev. Aminidab Biedso, OF the Blue Light
Austin Tabernacle, for some pecunlary as
sistaDce. Il je>e can't do hit" replied ParsOn
BledsO: II has to sport 10 pore ode mudder"
"Bnt yer pore ole muddcr says yer don't do
nufha for her." "Well, den, ef | don't do
muffin for my pore ole mudder what's the use
Of an outsider Ike you trying to make me
shell outH'-Iecos SittiR0s.
NEW YORK Sunday school teacher told
her pupils that when they put their pennies
into the contribution box she wanted each
one TO repeat a Bi0le verse suitable for the
occasion; The first boy dropped in his cent.
saying. THE Lord lOveth cheerful giYer."
The next boy dropped his penny INTO the box,
saying, He that giveth to the poor lendeth to
the Lord" The third and youngest boy
dropped in his penny, saying. "A fool and his
money are soon parted. ''-DetrOtt journal.
OUR opinion of -.-- is the same asthat
we have of any other man who does not pay
for the newspaper that he takes-it is that he
Is contemplate whelp, an Ornary cuss, a
white llYered sneak, a skunk on two legs, q
rectangular specimen of impecunosity and
if we owned a hen house anywhere in his
neighbOrhOod we should see that it was kept
that he has not paid for the Argus and
Patriot that he has received. -MOatpeJ5er
ArOSS and Patriot.
THE revision of the Old Testament has re-
vived the hopes of some people who expect TO
have things smoOthed for them all through
this life. 10 was this interesting fact that in
duced Shuttle TO attend church Yesterday
HOW did you like the sermon ~ inquired a
friend, as he passed out OF the vestIbule.
"Nevcr WAS 30 disguised in my life. Why
the man took Thou shalt not SEAL for his
text .-. ...
=. hats good text"
tits the same old text. j thought the new
version wOuld read, Thou shalt not con1pro-
mise for Twenty-Five cents on the dollar.' ~
HQrttord Post.
Ell MAHDfs FAREWELL TO WOLsRLRY.-
Ia, Ia, Gen. Wolreley, a merry ia, ia.
Come again Wolselev, and see me- ha ha!
But bring an umbrella, an e-chest and fan
The next time on visit the sandy Soudan.
Wen welcome you, Wolseley. by river or sea.
And wen open our arms TO receive YOU with
glee, l.,.s.rfH-.
But the arms will be muskets, and don't you
That fbe Prophet, though False, is true
lighter yets EM
Then as reoolr, wolseley; for Prophet you
And TO add to the glory of England's great
name, .l .er
But both Prophet and profit you've left in
Soudan; H.1H
So come again, WOlseley, but bring ice-chest
and fan. -COkee'Hbus tO.l Dispatch.