The Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1885-1886, 1885-11-05


| keep everything one could reasonably
expect to find in a well regulated house
in my line of business ! enieavor to eX>
coed the expectations Of my visitors by
exhibiting many articles entirely new ana
not heretofore offered for their approval,
| consider it favor to be asked To show
my goods, Please call.
G.. G.. kNELL.
Some of our city stores are constantly
annoyed by children coming to the door
and asking for cards, empty boxes and
that SOFT of thing. The clerks are, OF
course, down on the youngsters, and the
warfare never ends The other day
little gir opcued q store door, and sticks
ing her head in, called ont:
Say, mister have you got any empty
boxes?"
"No," said the clerk not very politely.
''Got any cards.
mo"
"Got any almanacsY
mo"
"Got any empty bottles?'
No"
Got any pictures"
No"
"Got anv scnseY"
"No-ves-no-ycs YOU miserable lit
tie wretch"
And the clerk flew out of the door, but
the youngster was up In the next alley
waking faces Mt him. and he came back
madden than he aad been since his salary
was reduced.
Politely asking for YOUR attention for but
one moment. we would saw that our
earnest cndeavors to reach the top have
been so successful that we feel warrant
el in stating that our new stock is the
nearest perfect, in point of style, quality
and price, of any yet offered to the peo-
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here. Heaven is your home. ="
The Little Rock papers mitigate the
crime of man who committed suicide
there last week by saying it was his first
offence.
A little three wear old in admirinp her
baby brahcr. exclaimed. "He's got a
boiled head, like papa
investigate our new llne OF ioliday
goods before you puy' we 40 not urge
you 'o' w. 'ooN ~. o.ne' s'oons' nuS
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ment we offer after an insnec,ion of the
goods and prices of other houses in our
line This is u)ain talk. hut the n]s;n
truth ia we think we can offer Won the
hest Inducements in new and desirable.
Goods ,nd the hest Inducements in
nrices We asl, for Int one trial
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"A lover alarm CLOCK mas oecn brought
out TO refresh the memories OF those
happy couples who are too much absorb
ed oy each other TO notlce the sleeplness
OF their relatives. AS the CLOCK strikes
ten p m. little doors open and small
man, dttlred IN dressing gown and cap
glides ont, holding IN mis- hand card
with the inscription. Good Night" a
hint which rarely Tails to be understood.
The following excellent defence was
made to AN action brought by LAWYER:
There are three points in the case, NAV
it please vuur honor" said the defendants
counsel. "In the first place. we contend
that the kettle was cracked when we bor
rowed it; secondly, that it was whole
when We returned il; and thirdly that we
never Ind il -"
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