New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-27

Lord Salisbury appears to be in the predicament OF
the man who IN a cold winter might, caught woifb
aud after tholshtn Consideration eSne1uGd
on he would freeze ~ deAth-ot. LOUIS GoDe-Dem'-
cTat.
known ~ he reputable in every respect insists that he II
| "A rascal But that IL nothing We know OF men who
although well Unknown 10 he rascas In every respect
insist on It that they arc reputable.
They riding up the wndings Of tho Androseoggin
The soft notes %! Tue wnPpo,wl We s WI" verv
sound of rushing waters lew reflections OF the sNcIy
| moon slgnalled by the gypsy camp. shot across !he
dancing waters. In rivalry OF Tue couiuss neo on ZIG
mcads She broke the Stiffness on isn't phosphoieS
cence lust cute! have Eern suel lots or IL az Oiu
Orchard Aud Just to link o! those prsnt 5n imf
living under the water! nave seen tne wa,or Jus
| alive with them" Poor, wet NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Journal
The milionaires on Brooklyn Heights have not
learned 20 dwell together unity. AT any rate they
can't do II when one OF rooster that has the
habit Of growing at unsseny hours ana
! arousing the neghborhood from its sumbers Either
the owner teach his bird better manners OF else
| sacrifice II after tho manner Of Socrates.
Jnks's little olive branch made a great cutlery when
/ his mother attempted 10 give him sea BATH. Jlnks
became provoked at the y0Ghgster ana at last eA
s%sa at d %ner zee whresP ape Mr ns cast
whitening glance at her lcge lords rudy nose ana
water before him" JInks failed pursue the cooluy
| further and turned slowly aud Relatively from the
SCENE Boston saturday Evening Gazette.
L.
epic on sam Jones' the Southern rovyast 1t begins In
! this way:
~Oh God bless Samuel Jones.
The Inaa OF skill in throwing stones
As hard a. lamant TO boil
Down 10 its direst, blacklist cell
| Where whiskey stinks the devils out
| And makes them wander round about
Upon the hOrrii verge In dread
OF worse than surge of molten lead"
And then % adds with true poetic license:
| Go forward. thou 81 Georgia,
| To Say tue JezeDe AM BOrga.
And so Denis Kcarney Is gong To run for Governor OF
! California Well we don't know any this side Of
the sandwich Islands who Will have to run harder.
writer in The Drug Necs knows enterprisng boy
! strnps from the sweepings Of the elevated railway
stations which he sells To manufacturers Of shuh lie
company quarter 0t his recspts for the privilege,
has - ion-lWaterbury American
The Democratic papers are kept busy making soft
places so that the Administration lot itself down
easily
| The Chicago Stu starts on in this lurid strain:
| Aud his eyes burned uridly into mine
| With dancing tiger CLEAN.
| And pr, eel 10 die in that moment sweet,
Ere wedng from the dream.
| And Tbs 6dSiingon Hitehei thus continues:
] And small ia tue woader that he should glare
with dancing tiger CLEAN,
| With the dozenth plate OF cream.
The State Of New-York finds itself able to sell the
Niagara Park reservation bonds bearing 22 per cent
Interest placed. except by compromise upon loar
i'm mis- county proves tho credit OF NewYork to be
even better than that of the United states. For this
| magnificent showing Governor Hill claims especial
credit IL lie had not stricken ont the allowance u
pDpr Mrs Gacn from tho supply bill, II never would
| have been accomplished never! Our state is simply
great; its Governor is immense. i Kingston Freeman
out on tho bounding per-alries they are trying TO
! decide whether Weaver or Calamity" Weller should
take tie first prize for being the worst statesman in
Amorira.
Government clerk applied to the head OF his depart
meut Tor leave of absence In order O attend the chflstc
lug OF his youngest boy. How old Is the chdP Foar
DAYS oil Very good" said the chief clerk; but two
weeks ago I gave you leave OF absence to bury your
| wife What have you TO sayF For n moment he was
dumb; then putting bold face on. be said: beg your
pardon; my little boy Is posthumous child -LDndon
Truth.
An Arizona paper say that tho American hog holds his
own II that Is all he did there would be no objection;
but when no reaches the table and grabs the
portions OF all the other boarlers, people begin to
| whisper that Bismarck right after all.
The new postal law goes into effect July l. when an
ounce letter be sent for two cents This VIII enable
a young lady who is writing TO fTined whom she has
not hours to tell her ali the news on two
sheets paper instead OF filling sheet full that
half "a column of the correspondence runs over the
margin, and strikes out crisis cross, cat cornered
dagonally and oherNisey the pages ia order u
save hostage ~ NorrlstOwn lie raid.