The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-11-19
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- cDch a. Gin eeesssny HAss
scos~ a. vife.
As esla1 - vssy aromatic. but yos
sosidlt carry cSs 10 your pceass Tor
oesl
Ia lAtss pretty smart phrssclosis'
70 kii vhAs - 10 Lssrsi By sianiaias iis
hsAd.
Too sssy psopls hsiisvs 10 eaiosciss
~ psehihssosy bv 10 NJ Issssf. bot scs
y ~ spirit-
Silver dollars ~ hscseiss more ard
mere . sssssses Ys psssisulan doas
.'~ss small bslla"
There vss tsrsihls food 10 Chicago
isss vssi bssssss sisi dropped Der shoe
V LAts M,eAisso.
when . gisl goss 70 church V eshibis
bs ssv s-slsAin. she certainly might b.
called asck religious.
--wLss . tso,iins hosss dies Il 10 Always
oss deg assss Lis owner sss offered .
fsbutous prics fos him.
---Hov's your ooldr she ssLed. Il
dos't koov." te whispered, I'm not on
,r~sh'ns terms With IL"
Mis- Fhs-oo~. 10 yoo love b~AsisY
An ! to .ossiisr tbs, ~ prcpossl,
sirr ~ss III. lsJy'. quick rstoft
III V sIssys the mass fault sh~D he
iscsmss dSastssd. Drinh never tskss
~ . uss The msn takes 10 drink
--JoAIny. II you vsnt 10 become .
b,s sss 700 must eel more strong food. :"
Jotssy --Ail right; psss The butter"
"A religious. se-LIy ssys: The man
sho Whistles hsriiy ever sveass." Il b
dia.s.st s,th tLs man Who bears him.
--"I<s the sods have the heavens. bat
lsl ~ have the Earth" sxclsims Bob In
ssrssll He vii have 70 consult Dorsey.
-Ysthsr- What ~ your favorits hymn.
Clara, ny dsrlingf Clsrs--Ths one you
ebsssd over the fence last night. dear pa
With IN air Of calm superiority hen
will robbie worm after the rooster has
scratched IL up There are lots OF hens 10
ths World.
We should think that the most excit-
Ing time IN yacht race Is when yacht
gets out lie spanker aud sails in among
the bnoys
Fond motber-Are you better, my
desry Little Enie--I dunno; is the Jelly
oil sonsi yea" "well, I'm we'll enough
70 sss up. then"
1T seem 10 me- moansd be. as he
fed toward the front gate, with the old
man behind. that there are more than
three isst In yard"
Louisville reports the case Of . child
With "hysteroepiIepsy. incipient hydro
phobia and trance complications Per-
haps the child 10 sick.
A hcetious old lady. describing the
rambling sermons Of her minister, said
III the text had the small pox his sermons
would never catch H."
The best thing Josh Billings ever
wrote: ANY MAJ who accepts the ONCE
Of Firsi Lieutenant 10 his own homo need |
not look for pSonolioa."
Nov vs have Il that our own Mary |
Anderson be- adopted the Easlish trick |
Of turning her toes 10. This IL abomiu-
sbla. Turs The rsscals out.
"A man Vas 6nsd u Last week 10 .
Nee York conrt for calling lawyer liar
cad yet We have no doubt thst the Offend
" bed sworn to tell The truth.
Little johnny. on being asked by bic
school teacher u he knew what was meant
by ''st par. " replied that INA vas always
d ps shen he Game home late. /"
why woat Americans vote for brains
instead Of cheek and oashs" inquiries
contemporary. II they voted for brains,
700 many Of the ballots would be scatter
Ing.
-Psussisu soldiers have figured out
that . prsdsus man can save enough from
hr ~. u be serves ior 40 years. 70 en-
sbls hin 70 live ont the rest Of bis days In
idlsssss.
IA scesntie Connscticut man sdver-
lsss ''sruci6sd" cider. Just what this
means ss't certain. bal ~ suppose Il i
sross bstsssu ''ssnslsioos" snd Burling-
tea lake water.
--Lsssoa 10 Etynology Teach En-
What y : ssbstsosivsi Mickey tsou Of
the iss4l.r in the 'Stsenih wsrd)-lt's the
usa sh@ goss to the cooviu.iou vhin you
sss't 20 yourself
She ssid TO her grocer no, long since.
II laashi three ~ tour hams here .
~'splr ~ mou,hs sgo. aud they were very
Que. Have y1u got any more liz. themr
Grccrs -"i,.. m,'.m There are ten OF
These hams h.ngiug up there. Are you
'urs they are all "a the same pief''
Tourist ~ ,louRht some extensive
improvements IA Crn,ral Park had been
Pond Nes Yorker That's
10; they we're, on a magnificent scale"
we're they never carried
,aty" Native -'Oh. the rest Of the
'ossssy vouidn's Subscribe the money"
Il srocer's boy soaplaissd 10 his en-
ployss that be- vas worked TOO hard and
i,da't have eaoush rest II knos Johnny"
.lmit.sd the grocer, ''tbat you arc kept
PRETTY busy most OF the time. but I'll ~
shss esn l,s done. Perhaps when cold