New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
sEASDNABLT RHYMES.

4 NciAlroS
Iucdic ines.
sEA5pNABLE RHYMES.
A Ye5ribic Disappointment
Ion organ grinders leave the street,
And gale, blow hard. aud snow aud seet
Ar failing i',t. and wet ihr irrt -
Ihon st:lct precautions We must use
'G.uu.. tlking cod. and then we hno"
T1e time Tor searching h!Sh ana '""
Has come, and rgut o. work we 30
To nud our last years OyersuJe,.
We hunt fhe close, through ahd through,
The cellar and the a,tc' too
IorAours The uuXi)u, search pursue
But all IN vain, and when It's er
ItmAkcs o., rather maA 10 inl
That those nice rubbcrS -hhnhel ih'l-
Has g.y u b feed the goat next door
ne Haid1fs Hi"L
"Whtt kind OF rrult 90 yuu loyc the Dcs. T.
lie QucstIuuc. tine maiden .dit,
"TAo lacy apple with rosy cheeks
or tLr sweet and luscious pear
The gentle maiden smiled anu sad;
lhc irult that pcdscs me
Better than AL the iut' ! KNOW
/, tn truit OF The Christina nee.
Pleasant reading for men with stammerns tongues
,ny be- found u L Ir,yrS. the French Journal devoted
20 ,oIoui, IN uo-CuiuL l. recent Issue Il
sneak. OF tie manifestation, and lr1.iHu,tOns pub
rL,tbvtbc I!aneuons you JIuoI ars.OuGamnn-
tal,yc,r,ja Committee" THAI beats old man D-mo'-
thene,'s pebble business every time
Rhode Island is a favoute state with oicyccrs
man hardly ever taxes A''d'' N1,It t@ Co"I'' "'""
!u some otacr state burnslou ! rec IFrs7'
Thi,i. tnr sind Ola yarn that Eu-ii-hmen are ready
10 believe about this country: 4 Yankee offered =
prile OF 500 and , years subscription for tho best
wuttrn PROPOSAL OF marriage from a lady. lie t"cn
picked out lice proposal from beautiful and wealthy
widow an, ycrcI IT, accepting tie proposal. AMI with
the threat 81 breach OF promise suit actually captured
her.
GOODNESS rNriAINFD AND REWARDED.
There once was -!rI
save wn.u she knew Christmas coming;
AuGat ucr tasAs would
Go round In her happiness huiumlnS.
How kind to heT pa,
Toner utotuer ana ma!
How ,rult. aud loving AMI peasant
NE Wis tu her beau,
she wanted, you know,
From. each Ault-uucvut present.
They ftthoued her scheme
one night ia dream.
And ' ,S ,5 5s@ . f,na
But. suIaIng them round.
-. Columbus Dispatch.
Kiugman County. Kan, has post oIico named " Hold
the Fort" And The D'no. .ti'c 4rpohtcc adds - 'of
am coming burlington Free Press.
ou.ut not a chrome to be offered FOR the Democratic
puper cn does not remark that "thc r,t Democratic
Presidential Message twcnt, Ave years is document
Of uncommon lem 9Th and uncommon strength"
see by the papers that in Kansas thcyed OF corn IS
forty the acre. l7n't tnat rather reinAr,'oi'i
,I!p.td. DOWN.
"Sr. VI; experience +, that the yicll +, about forty
a,hcrs to The Get OFT my loot please" ,Phl'dc
pima Gail.
me Ibuy iiu,S thinks that maybe Peter Bnt!cT
name va, too democratic for the Boston NuSwHmp,. and
hasten. to tell them that the name saltonstal might
indicate tho founder OF that family TO have been IA
n,hmonacr
Mrs Br,cze-I am 80 sorry, Della, to hear that you
have had trOlblc with your husband.
Mrs. Gcclc-l ou have becu mi'iniOrued' Amelia
merely a Ittlo Disagreement. lou know married people
fact make POINT I" see in%I we DO -i9e Vg rather
thing Philadelphia Call
The Frccouis Journal of this city in discussing sun
day concerts says that taoro Is nothing wrong IN hom
aud crtlclsc5 the Inconsistency OF some people who
attend them. People" 1t says, "who would shuddsr
publicly AT the suggestion or secular music or game
OF cards ON sunday night do not hesitate to amuso
themselves manner OF secular ways holy day
of Obligation Tho hypocrisy and Inconsistency OF
'SuDbath-keopns' dro good thotucs Tor censor OF
American customs
This paper says German professor has discovered
way to nlie sool uItritious bread out or wood"
Pshnw there's nothing curious about that"
Nothing curiou. Why'Just think OF it-good nour-
/ fishing food from WOOL
certainly; tue poorest Kind OF board, you know, con
taIas bread. .BnEhamlOn Republican,
a NewYorl correspondent of some Western papers
says that there ia plan foot In this city to form a
Cleveland political party OF the better elements Of
the other two plrtios lilo probably meant bitter
/ clements.
81 dreamt strange, strange dream OF bliss; thought
thai and held my soul IA one long kiss,
aud softly spoke my name" The above narrowing tale
Is written by Attrr-dlI poet and Is false. Unless his
Pstswlpft she mover could have uttcrel while
holding his SOUL lin long kiss. We reliably in
formed That mentioned during pIrONy
OF kind tine poet describes TrOt another poet.
I Minneapolis Tribune.
some Of the correspondents in this city stumble on
strange news ono Ot thom begins iotor In this way
/ "Ncrily, Ncw-IOrk oilers to tho student Of human
nature many strange phases Of life. bat know nothing
| stranger than that which | stumbled against last
/ Saturday--nn ex-CardiuHl- standing on the cor
/ ntr OF SiXth-ayc. and Twenty third-st." Then
he tells weird story OF disslpatod Austrian
| nOblemau, who maIo Cardinal by the Emperor or
Austria, but getting tired of the Office resigned and
camo to Now-lork, where lie Is known a about
! town.
We gratiied to learn that Mr. Hormusiec Ednlgee
kOtwai, Of Bombay has boon presented with Il silver
medal by Mr.. Shapurgcc SOgablro Bengalee and "a re-
honor of having Killed his Onehuudredth tiger. IL
was also recognized by trine from old
| friend BOhduggor Munkyronch JuJupahso IVY Sor-