New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-17

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r v,mps Appsai says TO It's readers that II they put
their fingers for minutes In ice water they would
never drink IT, The Appsat IL right: Such ice water
would be a very improper beverage-lLowell Courier.
man In London recently had his son arrested because
the lah insisted en- putting hts savings into building
society instead OF spending them on clothes.
rsl,or-~ Il Cannot Make Him Smile >" (roadine title
OF her poem). you want to make him smile right bad
Mia. yIo,ct with An indignant Infection" sr!"
Editor" Show him your poem -lPhiladephia GALL
The Denrer Necs along with this strange story:
short time ago Denver physicians killed terrier
by cutting its throat and Withdrawing Its blood They
IL. IL remain dead for something more than three hours
hen they proceeded force into Its system fresh blood
drawn from large Newfoundland In twenty minutes
from, tho time the first warm blood injected the
terrier sneezed and another hahour was sleeping In
warm blanket apparently recovering from an Illness
In two DAYS 1t was running about and now well and
hearty terrier,
A Burlington man asked doctor what in his opinion,
caused the most sickness the year round Tho doctor
rcnhed without hesitation, "The proAibtory law
lburlin gton Free Press
The Democrats say that the President ignores his
party, and yet they claim that he is not ignorant
In the
Comes the hummer,
with his nose so fiery red
From the slum. An!
Lynn Union.
A great deal depends neighbory cordially,
csneciolly where children concerned The two
we're leaning over the backyard fence giving Mrs
Joness last drive whist party setting OUT when one
of tho children happened along 49,
There" cried one Of the women, that's my Jack
Isn't he "a picture y
- regular chrome. should say"
The moss Will grow on that fedce before 1t Is again
used for o n orinng chit chat -lHartford Post
Last Sunday In st. Louis Jewish rabbi preached in
a Lutheran Church.
A amysterous disease" resembling cholera has
attacked the mules in Ascension Parish La IL was not
osed that there In existence brand OF cholera
40 ioohardy and reckless TO attark Southern mule
The mysterious disease" 1t Is confidently believed will
back out OF Ascension Parish In highly demoralized
condition. Norristown Herald.
The Chicago rapers notice that ever since Professor
Swing became associated with TIE Current that excel
lent periodical been having frequent apses OF evy
and ntmated that the great preacher must DC the
funny man OF The Current
The Young men OF. vacavillo have lately organized
now lodge named the Frog, Ia which there are three
The trst degree ia the radpoe second Polly
woa and third the Frog When tney uesire % call
meeipg they present shinge to eeeh OF the members
[San Francisco Alta.
An Arizona paper the other day stated that Baptist
church was burned the waters edges and the brethren
have waxed wroth over the pleasantly.
It il astonishing how many simple things good many
people don't know. Tho historian hears reported that
over nc University ress the other day proof
finding some numbers III Roman numerals that ought
be In those lumborng aud mysterious characters
wrote the margin OF the proof the words, Put In
Arabic ngures" Aud after that there was loug and
weary search all through the essabshasut for some