Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1885-09-10

onarlesto,cn,Je gerso" county, Wes'To.
September 10. 1855.
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The oysters r here.
Some smart writer 5, trying hard TO prove
that the mosquito is o. blessing May be-out
We incline 90 the belief chat t presents MS bill
rather too often yo De- thought OF DOB tha' nsh''
These Treasury conptrollers are playing the
deuce with republican usages. The latest nc
tum is that the portraits of ourseonS-0ene'al
I'm the Army Medical Museum cannot Doe PAID
for with Government money.
hundred or SO ieryid love letters, and eve
tn one OF them signed, bound togetherna par
Tor volume, comprises a Michigan girls horn
bic idea Of an autograph album. The writers
have. it is said, almost gone Wild.
The average Young woman viii duhtully
conform 10 an the little ctiquettes which soci-
ETY. enjoius upon her charming sex, but when
it comes 90 tackling juicy corn 40 table She Is
going to- mouth it or know the reason why.
Must your kitchen fire be- ola dissipltei dis
position because 10 goes ont every night ~
mGha Bee
Not in the least. The housewife knows its
good character oad les e go. Ask us some
thing hard
A score of old-time Southcrners, resident i'm
Chicago, have formed an ex-Confederate Asso-
citation for social intercourse and the cultiva-
ton Of fraternal feeling between the sections.
A party by the name of john sherman will
please take notice
The Philadelphia Press calls tine Prohibition
lists hydropathic politicians ON the strength
of the Leonard discovery .n Ohio would 10 not
Dee more appropriate Co say alc-opathic and
when the Dr. gets there. Eli. homeopathic
We rather think SD.
A Philadelphia bibGomaniac has a 7-tou col-
lection of newspaper clippings embracing every
known and unknown topic. DC goes without
saving that some of the crisp editorial matter
from THE VIRGINIA FREE PRESS leayen- this
lump-the man. else. is @ b.hliomf.fr in-
deed
The main reason for Austria declining Co
receive Minister Kelley is because his wife,
though now Roman Catholic, was born %
Jewess. If the Jewish bankers were 90 fore
close their mortgage ON the Hapsburgs, Franz
els Joseph would have 90 grind am organ tor a
living.
Prince Louis of Bat,enburc who recently
married Queen Victoria'> youngest daughter
Beatrice. is said TO De au excellent practical
printer when he married DE certainly go, o
flt take" Considering his witc> dowry
there is mo- reason why De should ever be out
Of sorts"
The Washington Srr iu an article ou the
Virginia campaign says The hottest of the
ieht will Dee iu the southwestern portion of
the state and in the shenandoah Valley where
the voters. as past contest, have shown. are
more given GO changing than in other parts OF
the state
The T-rgrat F-,- Press sends forth This wall
of distress We want barrel or TWO of corn
right away, but forgot to say that De wanted
itin a fluid state ttGr'ef.a hune'b >".
rTwa, Ben Johnson said some persons
thiuk most OF the things th-' ruu in their
heads" Scratch AGAIN. brother.
Ben Butler and his fellow holders of grass
land leases on the Indian reservations have
found that their rojectedlee-l buckin asin'
the Presidents order 90 vaeale doesn't promise
satisfactory results. Their brilliant scheme
medita-ed temporary injunction and. pend
ing its DURANGO O. savage suit DOB the courts. The