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The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
Remedy for Chicken Cholera.

The Department of Agriculture Publishes
the following remedy, recon nendsd o. Dr..
Salmon, tor preventing this destructive dis
ease, that annually carries c Il so many thou
SAND fowls: For this disease a very chssD
and most effective disinfectsnt is a solution
made by adding three pounds OF suiDburic
acid 10 forty gallons OF wafer Tor onefOUrth
pound OF sHlphuric acid to three and a hslf
gallons of water mixing evenly by agitating
or stirring This may be applied 10 small sur
faces with small watering pot or TO larger
grounds with barrel mounted on wheels
and arranged ike street sprinkler. Ia dis
Injecting poultry bonses the manure must
be first thoroughly scrsped ID nd removed
beyond the reach of the 70. $; O slight
shrinking Is not sufficient on the floors
and roOsts and grouoos mus. be thoroughly
saturated with tie solution. go 5bst no par
tjcle Of dust, however small, escapes bsing
vet. il is Impossible to thoroughly disjn-
itct II tins manure - not removed from the
roOsung places. SGlphuric acid is very
chespi costing ct retail not more ttaa
twenty-five cents pounG, and AZ wholesale
bat I've or six cents. The barrel OF disin-
fecting solution csn therefore be made for
less than 81. and should be thoroughly ap-
piled. 1t must be remem bered, too, that
sulphuric acid is dangerous drug TO handle
II destroys clothing and cauterizes the fssk
wherever IL touches.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

EAsT LIBFRTY. Pa, Feb. I2-CaItls- Ia fs.I
iemand and unchangeds Tecs1p& 215 nezt; ghla
meDts. 2s5 mead.
Roes-Active and drn,; receipts. Loco hea@
,hiTmenis. 800 head; Philsdeiphias, s. 5035 81
YSrfers. s. 25G5 20.
Sheep-Active ana UNCHANGED. receipts, / ST
bead; shipments, l0lO head.
new YORK, Feb l2--Beeves- Receipts =
head firm feeling. but not enough business O.
make the markets; dressed beef active al saiOc5
sheep Receipts. 1850 head Market duI ~
hrmlv held: ~ car loads remain unsold. zo1f
sheeD solo 80 - 80 a. so per cvr: common 10 snoa
am bs. $500 ca deck load Of extra WeGthers 80
tic -.
Hogs-Recesn's 8.Io7 heed Market nominal q
IS 1865 so per cwg.
KANSAS CITY, FEB. 12.-Tbe Live Stock Inal
Gator reports:
ORG, S5@5 90 common TO medium 81 SCAT o.
stockers and feeders. s. 35&4 IS cows, 81 53G8 So
6oSs-RHoetpts. 100 Deac. Market weaker ant
Ice lower, g 3e@5.
Sheep-Reoeipts 100 head. Market STEADY.
fair 10 & %. g seas ..
ST. LOUIS. Feb l2.--Cattle-R Recruits 20 he.d
shipments $50 head Market strong; exnorfs s.
GOOD 10 choice shipping. - seas so. common 10
medium, 81 25ie, butchers steers s. 75dt so.
sockers. s. 194; feeders, q 1894 65; e0rn.fec
sbeep-Receipts ]. 500 head; shipments. 700 hes6.
Market steady; common 70 medium, q 2jGs.
choice. $ 256s; extra, 81 2594 SO.
Hogs-Strong and higher: Workers 81 e0aS.
packing, 81 SOFAS; heavy. S5@5 s.. Receipts 40
head shipments. Loco head.
CHICAGO. Feb. I2.-The Drovers' Jsurnal re-
a0g,-Receiru, 5000 head; ,hirnenu. 5000
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
COMMERCIAL.

The severity Of the storm hss eurtsiled business
in dry goods 20 al extent hitherto almost IN
known. J00bers are cheerful. however and an
tcipste early opening OF tho spring trade
should the weather permit Groceries are NOV.
ing steadily Fat about unchanged prices. DIuss
extremely Quiet Some slight changes IN
foreign fIaits. There is famine in eggs. ami
prices are temporarily advanced to 40c dozen
GRAIN.
Whest-Locsl markets rule heavy a. quota.ious
shade lover thar yesterday. Mnlers report dour
marlel cul. New York &c OF, Baltimore ga I,
ofaHd Chicago stesdy.
Confines aOoat The same, and FAIR demand
for al offerings. New York &c OF, Baltimore
steady aid Chicaco &c on.
oa's-S,eAdy az q lclalioas VITA small offerings
fae .c'i0~iny tsDie SHOWS me rsoalpu O. g-sio
tnie rcial cor ne Dasf trFentv-'ou houTs;
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
The AJorning Dress.

IT lie said that lsdys standing IN society
csn easily be determined by her dress at the
breakfast-tsble; an expensive, SNOWY cos
tune indicating that the wearer has not yet
learned the proprieties. But no one need
De afraid Of being called "shoddy" if her
leveliness is as apparent by daylight as st
the hops. Perfect beauty is never the az
teldRnt OF disease above all, of those dis
eases peculiar TO women. and which ind q
ready cure IL DR.. Pierces .'FavOrite Pre-
scripti0n." Price reduced to g. By drrg
gists
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hesd. Narket strong; rough packing. "a 50 "A 90:
skips. IS 5o@4 IS.
Cattle Receipts. 2,sIO head; shipments 2. 800
heeo. Market brisk; prime stronger and 25c
.lcher than Monday; exports, IS 500 ST.: ship
ping teers, 500 70 1850 lbs s. 50.e6; common
10 good, 81 zoos 20; Texas. s3 s5@4 %
Sheep-ReceIpJs. Z, 200 head; shipments, 500 head
Market brisk aud 25@5oc higher than las week on
good grades; common TO medium, - 25t9s IS
choice, - 2525 -
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
Dry Gnnh.-

NEW YoRA. Feb u Dry Goods-The volume
OF ITaoe was much better tasn yesterday. Mems
wear WOOlens in wider order request for small
duplicates or new assOrtments Kentucky jeans
IN better inquiry and selection. Brown, bleae0ed
and eoioIed eOttons doing very fairly. Ginghsms
ana wash fabrics in wide distribution on old
orcers sDd fair new selection. Dress goods an
WOOL dress febrcs in verT steady request for
moderate selection. Flanneis doing well in pro-
Export demand for domestic coItons well ~ in
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

The best fertilizer fox an orchards potash,
either IN the form Of wood ashes Or - sui
plate Of potash. Trees. hOwsver will De
benefited by superphosphste and manura,
but the best results sre obtaiued when potash
lie use IS the principal Ingredient In the fer
tilizers On the soil for an orchard.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
Precious GIFT

Tie most delicate, useful and refined o.
holiday presents that could be offered to q
lady or person Of taste Is, beyond doubt, a
case OF that most exquisite, refreshing and
lasting of all perfumes, the genuine Muir
rsy d Lehman Florida Weter" Sold By su
druggists. perfnmeTs g d fancy goods deal.
ers. As there are imi atoms OF this article,
see that the real MuTrsy & Lannsn Florida
Wster is OhtEinPd.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

PITTsBURG, Feb I2-FetroIe urn-Dull: cerfid-
Gates opensf a. ne advanced 20 7l5E1, declined
% tee. and clcse5 az 75ss.
OIL CITY, Pa, Feo 12.-Nationsl Transit GER
dc1res cpened 80 51l4c; highest Il = lowest.
Ike. cosed 1850 sales, 757O0l Dnls: clear
a. ceS. $4,000 bbls.. runs 54,ss9 bbls.: ship
msnts. g Go bis; charters, 81, COS obls. . ]
Ciy Oh EXcBsUge stocs. 10 oids offered; Si5
ssked.
BRADFORD. Pa. Feb. p Crude Ol-Qzist
and weak. NGt.onsl Transit ami Tidewaier runs
for Wednesday, u SCI bbs total shipments,
80 So bble. charters 81 COS bols., clezrsucss,
go go bills Hst'ansi Transit certificates oDaned
81 nc snd closed az 7e5kc; highest price, s4e;
lowest price. 7O5zc
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
Catarrh

Is a very prevalent and exceedingly dis
agreeable disease, liable, If neglected, &c de-
yslop into serl2us consumption. Being
constitutional disease, il requires a sOnstitu
tionaI remedy like Hoods SaTsaparilie
which, acting through the blood, resches
every part of the system, effecting radical
and permanent cure of Catarrh 10 even its
most severe forms. Made only by G Hood
e. c., Lowell, Mass.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

sALTIAORK Feb l2-Uhisks Steady At 81 %
a. p.
ST. LOUIS, FEB. y --WhiEky-Sieady al u
CINCINNATI, Feb. l2-Whisky- @ diet Il 81 i.
CHICAGO Feb. u --whiskv-Uucnsnged
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

An Indiana stra wbsrrY grower ssys that
one night when f,0st thresieled his c50A
usf then in bleopl, his son ard himself re-
NAMED in the stfsTberTy field till J 4.
dFing WOOD sUd then covering it wl,n s01s
7 eeTth 10 produce q smoke and keep oil
he frcst, with entire success.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
Must Have Some More

There is 10 indecsion about the sc.ioo OF
Athlophoros IL rheumatism and neuralgia.
Ii Is direct, speedy efficacIous, ga'e. Pa
tienfs are encouraged froui tbs beginning Of
treatment. Rev. Samuel Porter Crete, Wil
County, Illinois, wTtes ia gSy; a few
weeks ago, and before Mr.. Porter com
menoed 10 take AthlophOrcs sAe clUld n0s
walk foot. This morning s5e wslEed fur
rods without help. IL 5 q Tncst valusoie
medicine and Ne mast have some more
Ot it
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

Plenty OF good feed and enOugE OF exercise
to keep the muscles firm is tie beat treat
ment Of horses in winter. Itis quite con-
mon for many farmers to uD3erieed IN win
ter, because they have liitls or nothing for
horses to do. But q horse thus mansge ed
soon loses his capacity for hard service.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
Foreign money and stock

LoNDOY. Feb. 12-Cousols, 90 5-l6: account,
;s - &c. United states Boaasoas IS5zs SIS
cine. $685.; EIIe. l27s; seconds 564: Illinois Cen
tfsi 55f, ex. dividend 81. Paul, TO-. sew YORK
Central. 9i1s, Pennsylvania Central, 81: ReatiBg
~ Silver. 80.
PARIS, Feb. l2-Rentes, st. s21Sc.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
LIVE sioux
Indianapolis Live stocA Market.

tn ulfsnapOIls I4iVe STOCK mHrkets
UNION sIoCK.YARDs Fec. T.
OATILE-Receipts, 800 head; shipments, 500
head. Local supply very light, ana there was but
little business transacted for the want of stock
Shipping grades strong st yesterdays prIces
butchers steady and all selling.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

I've ahhuai report nt me department 81
agriculture. now n psess makes the record
Of corr production f0r 1854 ar 725, 000 O00
bushels whest. 5l3 000.000 b0shels. and osts
5S3, 0o0,0O0 bushels, which are the larcesf
ever recorded. The Tstr OF yield IS p s
bushels corn, Is bushels wnea.. and q 4
bushels oats
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

81 third call only 100 oaIes OF August were taken
81 l65c; 100 bales OF October and OG bales of No
yenteI 81 20 &c. Futures closed quiet and s-lO0c
lower than yesterday. Total sales, y, 90 bales.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

Durbee's Sailed Dressing and Colo Heat sauce.
The universal feyOrite both in IN Cuited states
and Great Britain. Wholesome. delicious, ec1n0n-
Gal and nutritious Saves anxiety, waste add
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

The fifth snuuai Nstousl Agric1lsurA
Convention will be held n New Orisaus or
February %. The disCassiocs silt % osen,
TO al who 1ish 70 psftic pate
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

NEW YORK, FEB. 12-Cotton The Post savs:
Future deliveries are quiet and as points lower
than yesterday a. closing. The sales s. hrst call
were Zoo bales zone disposed o. a. sseonds and
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
q gs2 g; extra. "a 2Ssa ss; supernne, 81 coo

Rye-Ho. steady; &c bid.
Brand-Firm: held at gu 90.
CHICAGO MARKRTs.
Furnished By H. Z. Kinney & Co.. GTzsH aud Pro
vision Brokers. No. Chamber Of Commercel
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J. r. RYAN & CO.,
COMMISSION MERCHANTS

e. and - East Maryland st.. Indianapolis.
Grain, Flour Feed, Produce etc storage FOR
-Four snd merchandise. Our rooms are large, airy
and clean.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

FITS All Fiis STOPPED free py Dr. EIinsE Great
Serve RestOrer 20 { = gfteT Ezst days Csc. MAJ.
Feous crTes Tresrse snd 81 risl bottle lres % cit
800 ae1f 10 DR. EIine. esl AYch -. philt p
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
The Produce Market.


igss-Faying 4Oc per doz. IRON store Is: ten
ponriiy.
slttes- Creamery fancy. 27a2se; choice, lsas0
10y sslseLs1 5losloc; country, fancy, IL
srEcs, SG4o per IT'D.
,folluy-Hens, s. par d.. ROSTERS, &c; spra.
aid seese and s s9fsy -; '9 sGr 4 5
dueft peT doz., IS 25.
hs'bils-75C per dOz
Squirrel 5Sc per ocz.
ofeSt'ers-PriDe geese, sc. mixed aud dues
Rags-Ixals2c.
ooI-Tu6-wsshed AID picked, soc; un,qash.r
medium, &C. unwzsbed COMMON. 20c; uu Fasut-r
ne, 10; Coiswosd, l5e' o. coarse, lcS,7o; O.
The Provision Market,
BslOvsIe ne present foonlng prices
eIacEf1 Keats canvased o. plain (platn aears
1ot eusunteed AGAINST sEippcrs-lS. q Hs'as: 81
o ~ las. average ll1Se' IS los. average, u
- los. aversge, lOs.c: - los average. ~
aeavy aVeTsges, 2s925 lbs. 10z{c. Cote
pans. SC. California rar1s. &c; English Dregx
iaSt neeo1, eleSr, lie; EngliEh shoulders. IL
snly shoulders, pieces averaging 10 10 lbs
&c: or1et beef, 15c. Bacon-Clear sides. uediun,
sse s, 90 backs, light weight Sc; bellies, Sc
D. 5. and Picked Mests-Ensllsh cured. clear
SIDES or nacts, unsmoke0, 73SC. Bean PORK. clear
eer eoi - los SIC 90: pork, clear. per bbl.. 90
tnS 81 iansy PORK, clesr, per bbi., 200 lbs. So
Lsrd-Pnrsl sttle-rendered in aerces. SIC: 10
p 9.5,el oreOlo tube sc; 4s-lb In tubs, "a
N-lbpeils, &c; lob pals. 95zc.
Boiogns-In cloth &c: IN sk.n. C
The Grocery Market
Cbeese-run cream, New YORK, I<aIse: Ohio
e; part skim o9Se Per pound; White eoae, lie;
Crystal Spring, IL; Empire l2c.
Coftees-yornmon, 9%9i0lzc. ordinary, 10L<a
Tic; fair. 1l1z01l5<c; prime. 121z9t25<c: strictly
prime, IA SlSl<c; choice. 133<1l4lzc; Old GOV.
eminent Java. 19s<915<c: AcLsughlin's xxx
roasted. lib packages. 1Oo-lb cases. 141<c: 6O-lh
DO, 1910; Arbuckle's roasted. ls1zc; LeVering's
prime, 145zc.
suesrs-Cutlosf. 71<e; powdered. 71So: grsnu.
ialec, t749t7lc; STANDARD A. t,s9e1zc; OF A, GO
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Young Msnl-Read rhis.

rhs Voltsic Belt Company, Of Marsnsii,
Hicb., offer 10 send their celebrated Electro
F0ltaic Belt aud Other Electric Appliances
N trial tor Thirty dave, &c saen lEOung OF
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3arslysis and many ether diseases. Com
llete restoration to health. vigor and man.
1ooS guaranteed. No risk g iDcugred %
.hi~ty days trial II allowed Write them It
lrca for illustrated pamphlet free.
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klOur. Grain and hay.
Flour-Pzsent. 81 7595 co; extra fancy. 81 ooe
sH fsncv. s. 909{ 90: choice. - 75s8S %: family
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

Car lots-Wheat. 3; corn, Is; oats, ?
HOgs-FebfuaTy Is, 5,JO5 head.
IsDIaNsPoIIs wHULEsALE Markets
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VapaaIia Line.

Depart Arrive
Mall. $500. 7:l5 am New York e.. 3: 30 sm
Day Express, a I'll 50 sm Nail x Ac...lO.OO ar
Terre 9suteAc- 800 pol Gin 4 I. p. =. $50 prp
Pacific Ex., y-l0:ss pin Kew YORK k % In
Ind & ; Be1d ex 7.l0GIn : Bend x Ind ex 10 IS az
Ind. s. Bend IS pm : Bend * md ex 40 pu
For tickeS and full information cal q ticket
Office Penn Lines, northeast corner Washington
snc Illinois streets. or Union Depot rcket Office.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13
RAILWAY TINE TABLE.

IEIISS RUy By CENTRAL STANDARD Tbs.
JeffersOnvine, Madison aud I.dIanaaoIis
. depart Arrive
southern Ex.d'y 4:l0 an Ind. & &. Nail. GAS AZ.
L & Mad. tx. Sis an Ind & chi Ex1o.ls ar,
Lou. & 81. Mail. $50 pm N.Y.es Mi. tx. 90 pIr
LOUSY, &C, dy. 6S5 pm 81 L. 4 G.. 2. L..l0:s5 ON
For tickets snd iUll information csll az tlcke.
once Penn. Lines, northeast corner Washington
snc Illinois streets, or Union Depot Ticket Office
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eovERNNErT sEcuRrrIHs.

SEEMING, 60 dsyF-..ssS15 o. 8.
esIliBp, sight,. 4s619 New u 5. s's......-1lllS
Der Cent. nonds..--.l0l
sorE-Tne purchasing price Tor Government
binds IN indianapolis yariea from ne New Yors
q citations Lses per cent
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

FOR ell information, rates. maps, TINE tables,
etc, call st the Union Ticket once, Bates House
corner, Massachusetts, Avenue Depot CT 81 tho
Union Depot.
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indian. potts 'sn0 Vi9osnnss.

Fl. & Cairo Ex... S.I5am IVincenres Ac .s1sr~
k1ne-lnes AC.-- s.O0pm Nj & cairo Ex-. 6.2Onm
or tickets and JuM information cal at ticket
Cfo Penn. Lines, nOFtheast corner Waehfnoto,'
40 lllineis streets or Union Depot Ticket Ofiee.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

DEPART Arrive
Gin. Day & Toll. 4.CCami Conuersv. Acc. saare
-, D, T. * NY. 10 sjarn Gin p (. ST. = II .s0srS
COnnersv. Acc. 4;25Dm Gin. Acc S.6anrn
C., D.. T. &N.Y. 6:35nm Gin p q ST. 10 .z0rTa
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-13

"1"<@SHs st. A. 1iS shU hcinlc hallway.
Dtpsft Arrive
Jet q Snl NAL lsrn Oct tx. 49, .OOams
TOl, Ft.W an. TX 2:I5Dn Pacific Ex..I II .3lIe m
oct Ex.' y S.. ;l5pm Def, & C6i. NJ Ss5pm
To- Ft@ &Detdy Ii :OopTn Tol FtWl6 Betdv S.Sasrn.
|Ortickets snd tuil information csil 81 City
d 1e.
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Cincinnati, Indianapolis, st. Louie and Chi
cRgO,

ss follows:
Leave IntaDolis 500 pmiAG. India'polis 10 40 am
Arrive lafayette 7:25 pmILv. Lafayette. SOS am
Arrive BlOOm'tn 1910 IT. Bloom n Ass sn1
For map, time tables, rates OF isIe, ana all i'm
formation apply st Ticket Office, ls6 south Ill.
moi street. and Union Depot Ticket Ofhce.
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Lon9sllSsS New Albany and Chicago.
Depart s-~s-o
Frankfort Acc. b.lcrr, T., -
Chle1so Eg ,E--s-il lpn Ind. Ngt TX ds Ss5sTS
Cor -. t;oIsyys "a = 42pm Indianapolis Acl0 OOara
rot en rs son1b liIi5l nation, call az Union De.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-16
BRIGHT BITS.

TIRE ordinary OdOr Of the human skin is
sulphurOus and somewhat repulsive, although
bruneJtes are said to smell slightly Of prUsslc
acld and blondes Of musk .--Belc York Herald
81 UNDERSTAND you have call to preach
at Plttsburg," remarked gentleman to a
minister.
II did receive such cal" the minister re-
pied. "but my trial sermon failedtto p ease
the congregation, a fact Of which l was pO
ntelY informed on the following morning
"Indeedl What subject did you choose"
,,sGjleSnliness ~ next 70 gpdliness "--Ne'o
I Y0rk 7Fmessa6,, ...iit.t-..li'
us t0flay Eour hIrEhasy, Mr.. Ginger
Pc ASKED nJohP3py Of the young man In
Mo- johnny! swhy do tbu Aakpp
sis is goihg TO make you present. She
',lndeed. What lid she say?"e
she said you'd been coming here long
enough, aPd that shed give you the mitten
ht,".t-Eeto York sun.
81 donltasuppose my work will ever be
done, growleu Crlmsonbeak, over the buck
aud saw, as he stopped FOR breathing spell.
Not N this world, John" replied his practi-
cal wife. Nor In the next, either" came
from the overwOrked man. .'How so?"
asked sheof h Is choice. ''Well, J. heard the
minister say only last Sunday that even the
angels soar IN the skies" 'sBut ] don't ex-
peGt that you'n ever sa ~ nard enough to rise
that high WIS the d,ttnpeuer Mrs Crimson
beak threw over her husbands feelings
Ho7ikers Smithsonian. t'. tftp...
THERE is a good story going the rounds at
Bar Harbor about married lady there who
has two beautiful dogs and one beautiful
child lsome think the Ghldiis better look ing
than the pOOdles, but thai is merely a matter
of taste). Last Thursday night she was
dressed To go to the assembly" and friend
of hers was waiting for her in her room ON
her bed were sleeping her dog and her son .
She bent Over and kissed the dog and passed
out. Her friend remarked that she hadn't
kissed the child. "O!p remarked the fond
parent, ''the dog is so good and the child Is 50
bad that can't 20 out AT night without kiss
ing my little dog before leave. - PhiLadeJ-
Dlttd Press.
BARBER TO customer in chair quite
bald, SIR.
CustOmer-Nep.
Barber-YOung man. tOo2
CustOmer-Gep.
Barber-Wear your nat too much?
CustOmer-NOp.
Barber--Kun,In the family2
| Uustosaer--NOu. ors, ,rtoss,f ..,.
iBarberT-Roqts Of hair diseased
BarbeF% FeyeTS9' r. q use A.
1Customer-Nbp. sni roF
Barber-Ef- wife2l tia5 saA
GustOmer--Nop. st tdNol
BarDefsAdesperately@7-7What. caused that
Customer BARRIERS PreYentiye.-Ne,o York
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-16
A True AlIarorX.
From the Brooklua Eagle.

from ire bTOohtl7b E0Qtes
Beautiful white proved Truth sat at her
desk in the editorial room, calmly and sweet
ly revising the circulation afndavits which
had lust been sent up from the business Office.
a weary, haggard Joke came in from the
darllened street and tOttered feebly to a chair.
The letters d I were stenciled on the back
of his flutterng duster. As he took his &C
customed place the white browed gathered
her white robes about her and prepared to
leave, bnt pleading look of long-endurlng
patience in the eyes of the Joke detained her
w here are you gOng?" he asked.
II am going TO the composing ROOM" she
sA'd, There Is a new sub on slug 8 tonight,
was the only man who could get up Horace
the Presidents message all alone in four
hours, while the rest of the boys we're out on
a 'tOot,' as he calls it."
you look 30 young and beautiful said
the poor Joke, land yet there is but little diff
ference between our ages. And look at
me! My gray beard reaches to my waist, my
teeth are gone, nv lettering knees scarce sup
port my emaciated frame, Il am bald and halt
blind-tell me" but his voice was choked
with sobs
Il am 5000 years older than you" said
Truth. gently, but then l am always Young"
And L, sObbed the miserable Joke, Il was
always Oldw
Truth paused; her heart yearned for the
wretched Outcast; she bent teDdery over him
and drew a broad, blue pencil mark around
him, and 10! radiant, fair as the morn, fresh
and youthful, the Joke sprang into new being,
the latest scintillation of that peerless wRg,
Con Corners, the leading American humOrist.