Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-31

"CHIEAMEN In Chicago are stealing pug
dogs and eating them 1t is well TO know that
the pug can be utilized IN some way 1t Is
well to know that Cinnamon can be utilized
IN some way.-RichH0ad Dispdtcb.
TIE editor of tho sequatchie Adgance was
bitten by dog the other day, from which eff
fect the dog died. This should be a warning
to persons owning good dogs not to let them
monkey with an edit0r.-Rj1gstOn Tenn
Re2Dbttcan.
THE Savannah NEWS wants "to know what
has become of ex-Secretary Chambers head
which he wagered on the success OF the boats
Roach was building for the government"
why, Billy stlll keeps il. The wager was so
worthless that nobody cared to take it up
ALbany Neps.
A MICHIGAN GIRL told her lover that she
could never think of marrying a man with
less than 10000, and a. he was worth suit
OF clothes less than nothing he went sadly
away. That night his uncle died and left him
10000. The next day the detected loYer got a
letter. 1t read: dearest George: Pm will
ling to make il $4,000" Eeetange.
IN the prosecution of a liquor case before
Mayor Loughman, Tuesday, Prosecuting At
tOrney Egbert pressed one OF the witnesses to
tell what KIND OF liquor it was he drank.
Wei, tell you, Mr.. Egbert, 1t was Just the
color OF That liquor you paid for that drank
the sunday before election" The prescott
lLg attorney was satisiied.-S0Uth Bend IND. )
Tribune
WIDOW, who recently lost her mother at
tended spiritual seance, and desired TO COM
mgncate with the spirit of her husbapd.
haVe you met dear mamma In heaven,
George HenryP" Promptly the snswer came
back: Yes, have, and I'm ing down to
she0l TO spend the summer" Here the widow
said the medium was ''mean, nasty thing. -
and the connection was broken Boston
Post.
AMEEITIEs OF Western journalism W.
sincerely regret that Mr.. G. A. Ward ha-
severed his connection with the TiDhOrn
Poster, and trust that he will 1Dd a job burn
ing charcoal, shovelug sand, barking cross
ties, or washing dishes. Mr.. Ward is about
the worst case OF ass that mas ever been
visited upon frontier journalism since the dis
coyery of the country. "-OHray (COL.) Solid
.HuJi00n. Fii'
THE FACT CONFIRMED.-
Oft IN the days of early youth
W c heard the smiling teacher tell
The boys who formed the class. that Truth
Lies at the bottom of a we'll"
We know he tdd not tell lie,
For when we TO well repair
And gaze into It's depths we spy
Truths pleasant face reflected there.
Boston Courier.
"DO keep a cyclone pitt" echoed a psssen-
ger from the West. yes, | keep one not far
from my house but, Lord bless you. amt
afraid OF cyclones. The cyclone was never
born that could scare me or make me run"
But whathave you got the cyclone pit for2
"Well, you see, my old woman has spells O
temper when faint safe for Teller to be
around, 'speshully wash DAYS. On them occa-
sIOns lind my little cyclone pit right smart
handy ChtcdgO HerGtd.
IN bidding farewell to a congregation among
whom he had not dwelt happily. Virginia
preacher said: 81 do not regret our separa-
ton, dear brethren, for three good and valid
reasons: The first is that you don't love me;
the second, that you don't love one another
and the third that God does not love you
You don't love me- my salary is several
months in arrears You don't love one
another-or there would be no such deartl
of marriages among you, and God dOesn'l
seem to love you Ms you ought 10 be loved, be-
cause there have been 80 few funerals among
You lately" he was not pressed to remain
E1ch>tage.
THE GRASS WIDowER'S JOY AND GRIEF
When Sol's rays seOrch aud tan
Our faces tin they'r" brown,
Ht aaap hearted is the IIu uesEless, man
Whose wife is out of town.
H He IeGs 70 not Ceney isles
EXuberant domain;
He gayly Wanders( ~. o-...io.
He sadly saupters "9 nv 9uiiioS
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