New-York tribune., 1885-01-27
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

THE TALK OF TIE DAY
Tho country papers of Ohio running Governor
Hoady's message as a serial
Henry Bowers was talking about hunting. He re-
marked to Nathan kimble as they sat around % tue
grocery- stove Onion Creek: Wnen reckon
up what it for ammunition the clothes rum IN
rampna over the country, and what lose by negccng
my business, every quail shoot costs mo so @ lhen
Ten that you shoot 1t is lucky that you are such
poor shot, or you would bankrupt yourself i-lle1as
siitings.
In the provinces along the Ura River in Russia cast
iron prohibition law long been In force. result
the peope have grown wealthy and prosperous but they
are now beginning undo it all by niuging in cologne
drinking In little town named Guryeh 2i,OOO bottles
of cologne were consumed last year
The real true blue orthodoxy to get hold OF some
OF OF h1 , s nber 1es SSes are reae to them Said john
ME, other day. he picked up his sisters do ana
looked at 1t earnestly; I'll Kill you and then youll 90
Johnnie Johnniel" said his mother. " That's very
"shes chnck full o cotton, and shed burn' anyhow
-LIIartford Post
President Arthur said to contemplate foreign trip
after his retirement from Office and then will return to
the practice Of law consulting attorney in his
old firm None Of HIS friends have any belief In the
story that tho Presidency OF Union College will DO ten
dered to him.
Texas gambling house has Just been plnndered by
burslars Texas gamblers do not appear 20 have the
police protection afforded their contemporaries in other
parts OF the country. Louisville Courer-JOurnal
The seriou, ouestion about General Stewart and tho
rebels In Egypt is much whether he has met EN-
at Metemueh as whether he has met EN- yet anywhere
else.
A man never knows" say a Boston writer. when an
idea il going to strike him OF its arrival ne has no in-
teectua premontlon." That's fact ana the majority
Of men know that an Idea mas struck lhcni.
Probably 1t Is because they are 50 uaccustoc 10 inc
habits idea that they don't know wheh IL mas ar
rived, Arkansaw traveller
Gain II n1
with The ST. John Burned" were great comfort to
Republicans they learned 1t an Inflated steam
ship instead of q much h-hated Prohibtonist.
F1rs, Author-Colone this prairie reminds mo OF your
Last book. It IA AZ smooth.
second Author-And II reminds mo OF your last Dook
SO nat. Arkansaw Traveller
A tramp called upon gentleman in Bath Me-, and
offered TO saw wood for his dinner. Tho gentleman
accepted the proposition. but unable to find the saw.
lie WAS 80 pleased however. with the fellows Willingness
10 work that ho gave him square meal short time
uorward he dseoy cred that the tramp had stolen the
Hear the rumble OF the skates.
Roller skates,
What tales OF JoIhty their devotee relates.
How they rinkle rnkle, rinkle,
Oer the hard and glossy floor.
As the girls they wink. wink. winkle.
And their blight eyes twmkle, twinkle twinkle,
on the outward roll once roTe.
Never giving toll. toll. toll
As they rinkc. riukie. rinkulate
On the nard and glossy floor
Oh the skates. skates, skates. skates
Roller rinSng skates,
The rinkle rinsnlafion OF the
Skates, roller skates ,,,.,,,
county Aaron Calhoun, made last year i've bales Of
S Ike Kind iIe lost his mule part of tho
wear apd owing about twenty dollars or ady ances
The year. determined not 10 into debt any
more As delnier he made set OF harness for
hlsef and took the place OF the mule with the above
result Columbus tGa) Enquilei-Suh'
In Wales u Judge travels from town to town to hear
cases Wnen to town where there is no case
to hear he puts on pair OF white gloves which have
never been worn before and never will he worn again.
~ that practice obtained In parts OF this country,
tho nudge would seldom have chance to wear white
gloves.
Fifteen years ago Lendert De Brazen. Hollander
poor gardener near haaihaIoo aacn, M nyins i ~
make living OIL OF some maisly lana lie n.l puichaseu
After other things hat failed, he expernehtcu WIN
aeo swamp is to day vast celery deld beside which
hundred acre lot is but garden The shipping season
gradually decreases until the crop Is disposed OF IN the
spring Fifty daily are now being sent out anu the
crop OF 1884 will reach 1900 tons twenty thousahu
stalks are raised upon OF ground IL Is SAID that
600 persons In that Locality engaged III ihs III
Ledger.
Tho Nebraska Legislature has voted to allow each
member daily papers, ten necent wrappers, and ten
t~ocent stamps every day of the session is e1-
pected that tney will send the papers to their consttu-
cns but some tho legislators say that this w"ald DO
sheer waste OF raw material when hve stamps or ten
wrappers will buy glass OF whiskey.
At Kalamazoo, Mich., a little boy who was PLAYING
doctor with is brother took package from the top OF
the clock and gave his patient some Of the contents ior
the stomach aohe In,smuoh the package contained
yohnne the little fellow VIII never nave the stoacn
ache again. i Minneapolis Tribune.
IN. Pail Mall Ga.e0e stated the other day that Mr.
spurgeo, preached tho text Thou Wilt keep him
IN ner.ot nsaos whose mind Is stayed Thee. though
be apusarsd throughout tho service to be suffering
severely"
Sneaker Erwin is not smoker but never refuses
c,.ar that IA offered him. He will place fragrant Hav'
ana between his teeth and chew it until 1t becomes
butt Of ordinary brevty when he casts It aside In
this way he consumes ~ many cigars - the average
smokss.