Weston weekly leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 1878-189?, 1885-05-22
PEN AND SCISSORS.

PEN AND SCISSORS.
Somehow or other the great corpora
tions are like nettles. Grasp them fair
ly and they dc not sting.
Don't forget that Reese & Redman
are located as Adams, and do boss
business.
The christian Association of Young
Men" in Berlin, during the two years
OF its operation, has acquired a men-
bership Of 1900.
Steinaker Il Co. keep the Buckingham
& Hecht's boots and shoes.
An attempt to pay fne OF SIS, i'm
psssd upon him by a justice of the
peace, by cancelling debt of 81 so
which His Honor swed him. was recent
ly made by the editor of California
paper, but with what success is not
made known.
Ladies, have you been to see the
fine bargains given away at the Great
[. X. L. Stsre in our Cloaks Dolmans
and Suit Depar tments.
Mary Andersen, it is said, does not
like to be stared at i'll church. Mary
wants every one who looks at her to
pay 81
Steinaker s Co. have the largest and
best assortment Of wall paper In Weston.
E. w. Howe, the Kansas editor who
wrote "The Story Of Country Town"
and ''The Mystery of the Locks" never
went to school after the age of =. He
has travelled little and read little. He
has poor opinion of himself, but has
heard that his wile speaks of him as q
good fellew,' and her Judgment is a
great comfort to him.
For bargins in glassware and
crockery go to oReese&Redman's, Adams.
Every girl is anxious to learn the
Mr.'y of catching beau.
''It's an awful csld to. day, amt it,
Jones?" Jones, who is a dealer in ellis
"Yes, l have been coal oil day."
Reese & Redman, Adams, are pay
ing the highest market r..tes for wheat.
Some one says: "a play must have .
motive" Most of then have, and il
seems to be to get people to pay $l.5(
to see twenty-five cent show.
At the risk of his life jeremiah Blacl
Of Portland, Me-, stopped runawa,
horse. The lady who occupied the car
rage presented HIM with a cigar. Gen
erosity is Inherent with some people.
A man rarely begins to feel that it i
a religious duty to shave himself anti
his barber begins to patroAize fre
lunch counter where spring enions ant
limburger cheese are the leading deiica
} cies.
Blll-heads, letter.heads, note-heads
! ETC., printed and pat up in tablets a
the LEADER Office at Portland prices.
{ There has been no Keller skating il
Louisville. a man has to be ssber t
skate.
| If an ocean steamer cannot get flu
cargo of freight she gains nothing b
shipping heavy sea.
The artist who dresses the hair of a
lrishmsn may not be Fenian head
: center, but he is barber-ous enough
be.
Robbie" said the visitor kindly
, ''have you any little brothers and 81:
ters?" mo" said wee Robbie, solemnly
Pm all the children we've got.''
Tho best quality of envelopes furnish
. ed and printed at LEADER Office for 8
: per box Of $50
i Phil. Armour, the Pork King, jastl
claims a position among the country
celebrated literari, as the world is SUI
piled with the products of his pen.
81 don't feel very well this morning
complained Smith; ''that baby of mir
kept me walking with him most of tn
e night. Gle must be a chip of tf
a old block" ventnred Brown. elbow
: that?" ''He let's the other fellow walk
"Gath' is writing ap Patagonia i
). the Cincinnati Enquirer. Colonel NJ
Lean is evidently overcoming his pr
judices and preparing a pleasant fo
eign mission for Ex-senator Psndlstol
:. The LEADER office does all kinds
It job work in first class style at Portlar
IS prices.
=, Sara Bernhard receives only 500 p
y, month for her newspaper work, but |,
u her not be discouraged. All of US ha,
! had to take small pay at first.
s What is my opinion of resignatio
e 1t is compelling Must to worship at tt
Ie shrine of Would.
. Steinaker & Co. make speciality
gents clothing and furnishing good
For a nobby suit call On them.
10 A man of rumor can hew more gold
of chips frem sunbeam than he W
e swings the dull and prosaic acts of lii
or Why is the man at the lower end
a, a whip-saw like man who is dead al
e, buried? Because he is under the save