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The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-04-19
Men Can Not stand 1t

tst. Louis Post-DIspstch-
n ashion paper says:
Ladies will not dress ss much as usual
the con- ing season." III this is 50 it will be
necessary after awhile for men to wear
shades over their eyes when they attend
fashionable receptions.
A New Use for Bald Heads.
"Ps, why 90 they always have those bald
headed gentlemen in the front rows 1T the
fheafer?"
'Oh, they use the top OF their head for re-
Electors to throw the light on the stage"
Then they must be Hght-headed. too,
aren't they?'
''Yes, my son, az q rule, thsy ara"
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-04-19
why n is Called "Proeressive."

WHY TT II CafIeu ''FroeressfVe.
Chicago Ledger.
Playing euchre with q woman.
Whose play isit2"
"Who took that trick?''
whats trumpsY'
-s'Wbat was led2"
Whose ace is that?"
did take that"
What's tr1mps?"
''Is it my play ~
That's the left bower, amt it?'
sis that mine?p
"Ain't you got club?'
Whats trunpsr
"Did they euchre u.s."
How many did we make"
"Whcse deal is it?''
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-04-19
A Reason for Wearing Bangs.

philadelphia CALL
Eulalla-"Why, dear, are bangs coming in
is.hon agsin?
Eudora-sI don't know. i am going &c
wear mine, anyhow"
They certainly are becoming"
.Oh, that's not the reason. You know / M
engaged 10 Rev. Algernon De Good, the ne .
minister"
Yes, dear but what's that got to do with
itY'
why, he's so modest it's the only way
can prevent him from kissing my forehead
Instead OF my lips"
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-04-19
He Loved Her.

fGrsphic.
"Do you love me, deartst?" she asked o
her cTusty old husband.
did you pay those bills Yesterday
"Ies, but DO you"
us there anything you want particularly
today
NO, but do you love me, desrest?'
well, guess do" he then cautiously
replied, as be carefully placed newspaper
oyer the pocket where he carried his money.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-04-19
Clarissa's Little Scheme.

Good evening. Tommy. Is your sister
Clerissa at homer Yes, sir; she's out in
the Kitchen hopping corn for you." Pop
ping corn for me? Why, how very thought
fnli like popcorn very much" Yes, sir.
she said she was going to put pan OF pop
corn under your nose, and If you didn't
ias the hint Shes give the shake" Some
thing besides corn wis popped thst evening.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-04-19
How to FAVE

How to FAVE GOAL,
Bridget-Oi have q shurprise in shtore for
yez, Patrick.
Pa.rick-Hsve yez, an phat is il?
Bridget-Its q patent shtove damper, me
darlint. The sgint toald me Ii wud save
wsn-hali the expinse in coal. Think ay
that Patrick jist wan-half the expinse.
Patrick-Faith, and did yez buy but wan
av thin
Bridget-That's all.
Patrick-Shure an We are not schnart,
Bridget Why didn't yez buy two az thim
an we wud save the whole expinse?
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
THE STANDARD SATURDAY, DECEMBER l9 1885

Judge Allen, Of the municipal court
Of Winona, and his wife were suddenly
summoned to Kanka kee, Ill, W ednes-
day by a telegram announcing tue
death, by a railroad accident, OF Thos.
Kelly, Mrs. Aliens brother.
Last Saturday Casper Market OF OF
Troski lost two children by diphtheria.
Both children were buried in the Cath
Ollie cemetery in Luyerne Monday. M1r. NJ
Mlrkel, with his family, moved to
Troski about two weeks ago from Iowa.
The following are now fourth class
postmasters: Spring Valley, D. A.
Sullivan; st. Peter. J. Delany; Crook
ston, A. McKennon; Mankato, J. G
Wise; Winona, w. u. Whipple; Shake
pee, G. j. Struck; Faribault, j. r.
Parshall. a
At a special meeting Of the village
council Of Litchfeld it was decided to
keep saloon licenses at the price Of the
present year, $275. There is a strong
high license sentiment in the place and
many think the license ought to have
been raised to $500 or $500.
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19

The special committee OF which Aid. " Walsn
is the chairman, and 10 which had been re.
ferred Aid Lawrence's motion to abolish the
contract system upon public works, and also
AID. Gibson's motion to adopt the eight hour
system, met In secret session on Monday Aast
and discussed the problem at length The
committee recommended the adoption OF the
resolution to abolish the contract system, but
that the eight-hour system is impracticable ana
not in the province Of the council " is q
question with which the legislature alone can
deal.
The practice of farming out conv1cts g
wealthy planters and railway corporations mas
been Sc eYerely deprecated by the labor elements
of Hearne Tex. This feeling has been greatly
augmented by assertions that the prison LABOR
on plantations in the Brazos bottom is 10 oe IN
creased by importation Of several hundred con-
yicts. This has called out manifesto from the
citizens Of Hearne, who declare that the I'M
portation of convicts is ruinous to the business
interests of the town and laboring men OF the
community and will not be tolerated; that one
half of the force Of the penitentiary is now
employed on plantations in the vicinity OF
Hearne and that any additional increase VIII be
resisted. The dissatisfaction is general and
threats of releasing the entire force OF convlcts
now employed are freely and openly made.
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
ADV VANCE IN PASSAGE.

K Z tt i ! & i & + II v
The price of emigrant passage tickets
during the year has been very cheap.
About $25 from Ireland to St. Paul and
even as low as $2S by some lines; but
now adyices come from New York that
the railroad companies intend to ad-
vahce their European fare from New
Y ork to st. Paul to the former prices
$22. This will make the through rate
We advise all who may wish to send
out passage to friend to take advan- M
tage Of the present low rates, and send
sl2 by calling Immediately and secure
the passage before the advance takes
place. We are. always willing and
anxious to save money for our custom
ers, and give this timely warning IN re-
gard to passage tickets. We issue
drafts for 81 and upward, PAYABLE
everywhere in Ireland.
A. E. JOHNSON & Co.,
Emigration Agents.
Corner Third and Sibley streets.
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
Freedom Of Worship.

i The Catholics OF Rhso lgIasland
i their bretlsrn of New
tending for freedom 81 worship in the
institutions supported by the State, and
in both cases, il seems to US, they have
the right on their side, SO long as any
religious worship is conducted in such
establishments.
In his address before the annual con-
vention of the Catholic Temperance
Union of Providence, the other day,
Father BurRs, the President, spoke
forcibly against the PERSISTENT violation
of the article Of the State Constitution
whidh provides that mo man shall be
compelled to frequent or support any
religious worship, place, or ministry
whatever, except in fulflment Of his
own voluntary contract" In the face
of that explicit declaration, said
Father Burns, 1.-THE Catholic people of
this State are obliged to contribute to
the support of Protestant minister,
who is employed. to conduct worship
and to preach a doctrine which they
believe to be false and heretical.' =
In the State Prison and House Of
Correction Protestant services are con-
Quoted every Sunday, while the Mass
is permitted on only one Sunday Of the
month, and the Protestant minister is
paid out of the treasury Of the State
81 400 q year, and has also the use Of a
horse for himself and family, without
charge, while the Catholic priest is
paid absolutely nothing Best des, the
Catholic inmates Of the correctional
and reformatory institutions are sscom-
PEELED to attend the services so con-
Quoted" The Constitution is thus
violated, continued Father burns, all
though the Catholics Of the State have
become so numerous, and are increas-
ing so rapidly, that Rhode Island il
likely to be the first State in the Union
to have majority OF it's electors Of
Roman Catholic creed, and the prop
erty qualifications for foreign voters
will not long operate to prevent such q
result. The protestants may have the
upper hand now, but the day is not faI
off when the Catholics will have the
superiority
/ That is a warning to which Protes.
tants outside Of Rhode Island may
well give heed. The Catholics, In ali
the manufacturing States especially
are Increasing at a more rapid rate than
the Protestants. so that the day may
come when the agitation for freedom
OF worship will be on The Protestant
side. Is it not very dangerous for the
Protestants to be establishing prece-
dents which can so easily be used
against them2
The only logical ground to take
against the Catholics in this matter il
one which shocks tho clerical oppon-
ents Of the Freedom Of worship Bill.
It is that, consistently, there can BE no
religious worship or instruction in the
public institutions, since we have no
State religion to inculcate. Until the
enemies Of the bill consent to take thai
position square1y, and in the face Of all
It's consequences, they are bound to b
beaten BY the Catholics in the argu.
ment.
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
Register! Register!! Register!!!

Mr.. ). N. Priester, the merchant tailor at No.
10 Second street south, proposes to keep reg
lister OF all those who may have suits made up
In his establishment from Dec. LIST TO the lst OF
April. The political faith Of each
man will be recorded on this pooK
with his name. Mr.. Priester proposes
to give 5 per cent of the proceeds realized this
way to the campaign fund Of the party-den-
ocratic. republican or otherwise shall
have done the most trading with him.
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
AROUND THE STATE.

Fritz Booking is charged with the
murder Of Henry Hosli at Saltwater.
John Moulton, of Lakeland, attempt
ed to commit suicide at Saltwater.
The verdict of the jury in the Cham
berlain murder case in Mankato was
guilty.
Wednesday Fl. E. Newton, of Anoka,
fell down an elevator and was seriously
injured.
Several interesting papers were read
before the Daiymen's convention at
Red Wing.
John Hutchinson was convicted at
Crookston of the murder of Locky Nc
Lean.
The residence Of a man named Gruth
burned at Moorhead, and with $500 in
cash.
The Jackson fax mill at Jackson
Mimi, is making and shipping about
Two tons OF Tow a Gay.
A stone weighing 5000 pounds was
shipped from the Mantorvilie, Mimi,
stone quarries recently.
Granville L. Spaulding, convicted oi
numbering C. a. Washburn at Monti-
cello, has been granted new trial by
g - -, .rt,r<
Daniel Foley was found murdered
and robbed on Saturday last at Belle
Plaine. He was an old resident of the
county.
The city council Of Winona has or.
dered the construction Of 28S feet ofthe
south end of the long bridge on the
Wisconsin road.
William Capen, living near Lake
Crystal, short distance from Man
kato, died very suddenly Monday morn
ing of hemorrhage Of the lungs.
Cedar Falls claims the champion
sack tier of the West. He ties, weighs
and packs l75 sacks Of -four per hour
and recently, on . bet Of S25, he re-
corded 1856 in that time.
IA man named Lindstrom. of Red
Wing, employed in Carlson's stone
quarries, vas nearly buried Monday
under . mass Of falling stone and earth.
and severely injured.
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
CHURCH AND SOCIETY DIRECTORY
CHURCHES.

Church Of the Immaculate Conception
tsd ave- n. Pastor, Rev. Jas. Mcdolr1cK. |.
" moi the Most Holy Rosary-rFifth and
,ye. south8 Prior, Hey. i, i! A ISaiy. !,
stxnSE5S VI u: osil
northeast. Pastor, Rev. Tissot.
Notre Dame de Lourdes--No. 18 Second st.
southeast. Pastor, Rev. Father Dagnault
Church Of St. stephen--N No. 2,9O1 Clinton ave.
Rev. P. Kenny, pastor
st. Boniface-Cor End st. and 7th ave. n. 9.
Pastor, Rev. Bartholomew RaJgeH, o. S.B.
St. Joseph-Fifth at. and 1lth ave. north.
Pastor, Rev. Andrew Straub.
st. Elizabeth nth street and 18th ave. south.
Pastor, ----.
st. Clotilda- -Lyndale and 18th ave. north.
Pastor, Rev. L. Nougaret
SOCIETIES.
St. Vincent dc Paul-Meets Sunday at 12:15,
at Association hall.
Immaculate Conception Benevolent-Mee
on End and 4h Friday evenings Of each month
at Association hall.
Catholic Knights - Meets the ID and 4th
Wednesday evenings Of each month in Associa-
ton hall at o'clock.
Father Mathew Temperance--Meets Sunday
at p M, at Association hall
Crusaders Total Abstinence Meets Tuesday
at a. m, at Association hall.
Cadets Monday at 7:3o p. m. Meet In Church
Of Immaculate Conception.
Young Ladies' Sodality of the Blessed Virgin
Mary Sunday at 5 y. m, at Association hall.
Ladies holy Rosary--First Sunday OF each
month at 1890 p. m. at Association hall.
PERPETUAL Adoratfon--Neetq at Association
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
Minneapolis Catholic Bookstore,
Cor. Second st. and Second ave. SO. Holiday
goods in great variety. r. 81. PRENDERGAsT.
NOTICE.

w. +. Malone, formerly an attachee of this
office, is no longer authorized to make any
contracts, collect any money or transact any
business pertaining to THE NoRTHwEsTERs
STANDARD. VIM KILDAY, Manager.
/ Minneapolis, Nov. 16. 1885. 5.,
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
St, Paul Notes.

has ry A. Robinson, aged 26, has asked the
dlstr1ct court Ior ...4divorce from her husband
William G aged 60
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19
HERE AND In ST PA
Quiet but Effective Work Beins Done By
tha Different Branches, Ii ~ III s

L
IQuist but Effective Work Beins Done BY
the Different Branches.
The regular meeting Of the Parnell
branch Of the National League was
held on Sunday evening last at Holy
Rosary hall. The attend dance was fair,
the meeting being q thoroughly busi-
ness one. At II
"a meeting Of the East Side League
was held Tuesday night and the tenn
porary organization was made perma-
nent. The outlook for the new organ
ization is certainly most promising
one, judging from the enthusiasm SO
far displayed. There seems, also, to
be goodly number Of speakers con-
nected with the new East Side branch.
The meeting Of the Dayitt branch Of
the Irish National League last Sunday
evening was a most successful one, a
large attendance being present. The
president of the League, /. 81. McPart-
lin, presided. Thomas Canty made an
interesting speech in which he. fully
outlined the aspect Of affairs in Great
Britain. P. H. Gibbons delivered an
oration on the Irish soldier, which
dealt with the well-known bravery of
the sons of Erin on the battle fields Of
the world. "A literary committee OF
six was appointed to procure speakers
for future meetings, the purpose in.
view being to give due announcement
hereafter, that the public may be made
fully aware of the exercises Of each
meeting in advance.
The West st. Paul branch of the
Irish National league met Monday eve
ming in Jordan's ball, with a fair at.
tendance present, the chief work being
the adoption of constitu tion. Rev.
Father Gallagher addressed the meet
ing at length on the work Of tn & league
and predicted the fall of Gladstone and
Parnell's success. He was followed by
p. J. Fortune, G. B. Stanley, the pres
ident and others It was a spirited
meeting throughout The branch is
steadily increasing its membership.
There was large attendance at the
meeting Of the Irish National League
held in st. Paul on Saturday evening
last. The meeting was a most enthusi-
astic one. Delegates were chosen to
represent the organization in the Chi
cago convention as follows: M. .Doran,
Timothy Reardon, 2. II. Kelly, NJ. J.
O'Connor, C.M. Mac acCarthy, L. F. Mar
tin, Dennis Ryan, Patrick Kiegher,
William Dawson, Thomas Grace, j. j..
McC Caferty, William Louis Kelly, G. J..
Nc Carthy, F. G. McAllistrum, M. Ly-.
ons, Capt. Fahey, T. F. Z. Harden
bergh, Matt Breen, j. G.. Donnelly,
Patrick Egan, William O'Gorman, M.
j. Bell, Barney Ryan, T. Hogan and ].
j. Egan.
The Northwestern standard., 1885-12-19

Mr.. J. j. DAILY, of st. Paul, is the au-
thorized agent of The ENoRTHWEsTEnN N
STANDARD in that city. Any moneys
paid him either tor subscriptions or adj
vertising will be promptly acknowl-
edged by the publishers of this paper.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-09-20
LITERATURE.
Harper's Magazine.

Harper's Magazine for October Is
strong number from every point oil
view. 1t is important, attractive, and
richly illustrated.
Mr.. c. H. Farnham concludes his IN
teresting account, impressively and
beautifully illustrated, of his canoe trip
along the coast of Labrador. VIM.
Hamilton Gibson contributes an instruc-
tive paper, entitled Backyard Studies, u"
with FIVE charming illustrations. In
the series of "Great American Indus
tries" the third paper treats OF hop
growing and the manufacture OF malt
liquors, and is amply illustrated.
George Parsons Lathrop describes the
city of Hartford, giving especial atten-
to the shook Farm" literary group,
Consisting OF Mark Twain, Charles Dud-
ley Warner, and Mrs. Harriet Peecher
S'owe. The article is profusely Illus
trated.
Alter along interval we have another
installment of Goldsmith's play, she
Stops to Conquer" (nearly all of Act
IL, with thirteen illustrations by K. A.
Abbey, one of which is the frontisplece
to the number.
In fiction we have the very best in
Miss Woolson's East Angels" and
HoWells' Indian Summer" There are
also two good short storles-"A fries'
of Doorga," by Phil Robinson, and "a
Puritan Indeed," by Mary Gray Morri'
son. The latter is illustrated by Diel-
man.
Mg. Yeeder B. Paine contributes d
timely and Important article exposing
the defects in the past conduct of our
public land policy and indicating
methods of reform. Mr.. T. S. Van
Dykes article on Mexican Politics. .
among other things draws attention to
the recent awakening of the Mexican
Congress and its assumption of posi-
ton Independent of executive control,
and is illustrated with portraits of
President Diaz and two prominent par
lismentary leaders.
1t is a matter of curious interest that
two of the poems in this number
when Evening Cometh On" by Rob-
ert Burns Wilson. and when Day
Meets Night" by Charles w. Coleman,
Juu.-treat the same subject, and are
both by Southern authors, a Kentuckian
and Virginian. r. b. Blackmore. the
celebrated novelist. contributes pleas
ing biz of verse, entitled "Dimidium
Facti;" and Margaret Deland is repre-
scented by another of her quaint and
characteristic poem, entitled 1.-The Mes
sage of the Rose"
In the Editors Easy Chair are two let
tiers written by Thomas Carlyle to the
Hon. Beverley Tucker in 1916 and 1850,
and here published for the first time.
One of these, treating of the anti slav-
cry agitation. is the most important and
characteristic of Mr.. Carlyle's letters
that has been brought to light since his
death.
The other Editorial Departments are
well sustained, including first-rate
Editors Drduer.
New York: Harper i Brothers; Salt
Lake: James Dwyec.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-09-20
Macmillan & Co., New York.
The New Noon.

We have received the September mum
Der of the Nsw Noon. magazine pub
lished at Lowell, Mass, at the very low
rate OF one dollar year. Single copies
ten cents. The number before us con-
tains five stories, original and selected
and very interesting melange of mis-
cellaneous reading. In the different
departments the editor INDUCES in some
racy comments on current topics, and
succeeds in making the whole number
very interesting. The magazine is care
fully edited and printed, and the tone is
unexceptionable. 1t Is for sale by all
newsdeaiers, or sspecimen copy will be
furnished on application at the home
offibe at Lowell. The proof-reading is
exceptionally good.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-09-20

TIE PREcRPToR. Being simple system
for enabling young men to acquire q
knowledge of the Doctrines of the Gospel,
and the ability TO preach them. By Elder
John Nicholson. Second edition; revised
and enlarged. Salt Lake City: Deseret
Nelcs Company. Price, 35c.
The character of the work is fully de-
clared on the title page. In a circular
accompanying the work, it is stated
that it "is a most handy reference for
quotations to sustain the doctrines of
the Gospel, as understood and preached
by the Latter-day Saints. The proving
passages quoted are all given in full, to
avoid loss of time in searching the
books containing them. Special atten-
ton has been paid to the evidences in
favor of the authenticity of the Book of
Mormon. A condensed outline of the
narrative of that record is given, to-
gether with short account of Its being
brought forth through Joseph Smith;
Scriptural passages are quoted; it is
shown that the Book OF Mormon proves
its own authenticity by the fulfilment
of its predictions, etc. Its position upon
plural marriage is presented, showing
the untenability of the assertion that it
is opposed to that doctrine; Mr.. Fair
child's letter from Bibhoihesa Sacrd,
giving an account of the finding of the
Spaulding manuscript, and exploding
the theory that the lost story was the
foundation of the Book of Mormon, is
reproduced in the Preceptor.
The affirmative and negative PROPOSE
tons on each subject are given, one OF
the chief features of the method being
the setting up of an opposite to give the
student a point against which to
speak"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-09-20

of New York, an Ex-Governor of New
York. two distinguished American Men
of Letters. and famous American
Financier - Manning, Ammen, Ben.
Butler, Fitz John Porter, Elihn B.
Washburne, VIM. Waldorf Astor, This
first appearance in literature), ]. B..
Eustis, of Louisiana, VIM. r. Grace, of
New York, Theodore Roosevelt, Horatio
Seymour, E. P. Whipple. Charles T.
Congdon, Dorman B. Eaton, and some
others less known. There is also very
Characteristic private letter from Gen.
Grant to his father, written from Milk
ems Bend, just two days before be
started in the Vicksburgh Campaign. 1t
is contributed by Col. Fred Grant.
North american Revielo, New York.
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Decorator and Furnisher.

The September number of the DecOrd-
tor and Furnister is unusually excellent
in its table of contents. The illuminated
plate is renaissance design for ceiling
and wall of dining room. The funeral
decorations of New York stores and
public buildings on the occasion OF
General Grants funeral are illustrated
and described. The plates are numer-
Gus and artist, and are interesting
features is the department of ladies'
work in decoration.
Address, Decorator and Furnisher, 80
and 81 East, Fourteenth Street, New
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-09-20
Frank Leslie's Sunday Magazine

Frank Leslie's Sunday Magazine
For October opens with the first install
ment Of a new serial by Fannie Aymar
Mathews, entitled 'Dilettante DAYS"
bright and taking story of travel. The
three chapters given take the reader
across the Atlantic, through Liverpool,
Chester and Warwick; the illustrations
are appropriate and truthful. The two
stories, Loves Harvest" by Farieon,
and "What She Made of her Life" by
Mrs. Farmer, go ION entertainingly
Two OF Ohrist's Parallels are given In
that series, and lgnaz Seyfried, Sigis-
mond Feukomm and Conradin Kreutzer
are sketched in the Sacred Musician
series. The Bible Historyiarticle treats
of the Kingdom. OF Judah from the fall
of Samaria. to the Babylenish captivity.
The Reverend Edward A, Randicon-
! tributes pleasant and readable article
An Autumn Pilgrimage, y and there is
a good sketch, with iextracts and illus
trations, of Tennyson s latest dramatic
poema Beckett There are also por-
traits and sketches of DR.. Hasbrouch.
of the New Jersey Normal School: H.
| II. Bancroft, the Pacific Coast historian
Archbishop Walsh of Dublin; and Sir
George Errington; besides many inter
esting shorter articles and poems.
Published by Mrs. Frank Leslie So. 81
and 81 Park Place. New York City.