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Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11
A Walking Skeleton.

Mr.. Z. Springer, of Mechanicsburg, Pa. >,
writes; II was afflicted with lung fever and
abcess on lungs, and reduced to a walking
skeleton. Got free trial bottle of DR..
King'e New Discovery for Consumption,
which did me so much good that bought
dollar bottle After using three bottl es
found myself once more man, completely
restored to health, with hearty appetite
and gain in flesh of 4S lbs." Call at s..
Hamilton's Drug Store and get free trial
bottle of this certain cure for all Lung Dis
eases. Large bottles 81.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11
What Parents Fear.

Many persons especially parents-object
to many quack rostrums as likely to engen.
der or encourage love for strong drink
They are right. Better die of disease than
of drunkenness. The use of Parker's Tonic
does not involve this danger. 1t not only
builds up the system. curing all ailments of
the stomach, liver and kidneys, but it stim-
u!atcs without Intoxicating and absolutely
cures the appetite for liquor
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11
Suruf, of Flgs.

Manufactured only by the California Fig
Syrup Co. San Francisco Cal is Natures
Own True Laxative. This pleasant liquid
fruit remedy may be had of DR. s. Hamilton
at t;fty cents or one dollar per bottle. It is
the most pleasant, prompt and effective
remedy known, to cleanse the system; to
act ON the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels gen.
tly but thoroughly; to dlspel Headaches,
Colds and Fevers; to cure Constipation
Indigestion and kindred Ills
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

From the average Republican edito-
rial nowadays one would think that
the whole party had stepped up on the
mugwump civil service reform plat
form, they do 50 hate to let go.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

FINE HAT.-The Editor of the REVIEW
received by express this week from Portland
a fine silk hat from his old friend at Indepen-
dence with this note, with compliments from
your pious friend, NJ. Rosendorf. We thank
our Hebrew brother, for this token of regard,
and wish him much prosperity and long life,
and sincerely hepe that he may be admitted to
the society of Abraham, his father.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

FIRE.-Considcrble excitement prevailed
Monday last just at noon by the ringing of the
fire bell A. c. Marks house was on FIRE from
stove pipe. But little damage was done,
except some good running by the fire boys
caused some pain so soon after dinnnr. Loss
about $Ioo.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

PLAYGROUND Mr.. ] hn Rast, OF this city,
has very kindly donated the use Of his large
vacant lot, near the school house, for a play
ground for the present. This, under the cir
cunstances will prove to be great benefit to
the school.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11
ST. GARRISON

Places his name before the citizens of
Roseburg as candidase for City Mar
shal, and if elected, pledges himself to
perform the duties of the Office to The
best of his ability
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

WILL BE CLOSED Caro- Bros. beg leave OF
inform the public that their place of business
will be closed on Saturday Sept. 10Th it being
a Jewish Holiday called Yum Kuprer
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11
JAMES MOORE

Takes this method of announcing him.
self as candidate for the Office Of City
Marshal subject to the decision of the
voters of Roseburg.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

DR.. Pilkington. of Portland can be found at
the Cosmopolitan Hotel in this city, this day
tFriday.) Read his ad. He is one of Port
lands leading physicians.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11
NEW THIS WEEK.
GEORGE LANCENBERG

Respectfully announces himself as
candidate for reelection to the Office of
City Marshal of Roseburg at the ensu-
ing city election.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

A call for the organization of the
literary society will be issued next
week. Every body should attend the
first meeting and see that it is properly
organized Look oct for small hand
bills sometime during the coming week
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

A professional burglar blew open a
safe IN Albany with powder securing
s25.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-09-11

Attend the Reform Club next Tu es-
day evening.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

eS<@ ~, - - a - ~ r. n
Under this caption tie Washington cor
respondent Of the Baltimore american
refers as follows to the Bourbon device to
affect the Virginia election by invit-
ing President Cleveland to attend the.
State Fair in October:
There is probably no state in the Union
where politics have to father more schemes
than in Virginia. The latest thing of the
kind in connection with the political sit
uation in the Old Dominion comes in the
form of an announcement that President
Cleveland has promised to attend the Vlr-
ginia State Fair at .Richmand in October,
and that he will probably deliver an ad-
dress on that occasion. All possible cap
ital is being made out Of the fact that the
State Fair takes place Just a couple of
weeks before the fall election, and that
Mr.. Cleveland will be showing how heart
lily the administration sympathizes with
the progress of the South by being present
among them at such a time. This would
all be we'll enough, perhaps. by way of Cos
sip, II there was any likelihood of Mr..
Cleyeland'S attending the fair referred tx
The fact is that he accepted the invita-
ton with the same pr0viso which be
attaches to all such acceptances That is
to say, he told the Virginians he would lie
glad to attend If he was bot prevented by
public duties.'' Moreover, the Cabinet are
said to have promised to attend ''if the
President does" In this they are per-
fectly safe. because they know very well
that the President, after a six weeks alb
sence in the North, will be absolutely GER
tain to discover. upon his return, that his
official duties will prevent him from keep
ing any of this class of semi engagements.
Indeed, if this were not to be the case, it
is quite certain that Mr. Cleveland, after
all his professions of determination to
keep aloof from State political contests.
would not care to make a visit that has
already been blatantly counted upon as
sure to 'be worth at least 5000 votes to
the Democrats of Virginia.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

They tried the gum-game On me down
in Pennsylv = said the old tramp as be
got fresh brace on the fence for his back,
sbut I came out ahead, considerably
ahead.''
How was it ~
Well, struck the town of York one
day, and didn It look bit like gentle
man, My buds were old, my complexion
ruined, and I was all run down at the heel.
Ever in York ~
"No.n
"Well, the .people there neither send
money to the heather in Africa nor waste
sympathy on the tramps of America.
struck thirteen houses in succession and
didn't get a bite; and was looking around
for some scrap-iron to stay my stomach,
when along comes an officer and gives me
the collar. He was taking me to the cooler
when a wagon drives up, and the chap on
the front seat calls out that he will give
me steady job at dollar day.
"What at ?''
You wait a minute. 1 didn't banker
for work, mind you, but didn't care for
the jug, and so, as the officer was willing,
/ climbed into the wagon and away we
went. That job was in the powder-houses
which blew up the other day. The mana
ger thought he had big joke on me, and
though | didn't like the idea of working
over volcano, turned to and put in
thrnn dave haforo r o,,:A 3,
why did you quit?"
| well, on the third day, as was carry
ing powder to the storehouse, the mana
ger came into the building. There was a
busted keg on the floor, and 1 was smok-
ing my pipe. He didn't notice this until
he got past me and I had him cut off.
| Then I sits down by the busted keg, pulls
away at my pipe, and says +:
Mr.. Manager, if we gets there at the
same moment you must give me a fair
Show
W-where p says he, his face whittier
than snow.
''At Heaven gate y I answers.
with that he wanted to know if hadn It
rather take $50 in cash-all the money he
had with him-and go West and run for
| office and become great man, and didn It
know but would. He tossed me his
wallet, remarking that the train would
leave in about five minutes, and I picked
it up and walked off. I reckoned on be-
| ing pursued, but he didn't even yell at me.
The last I saw Of him his legs were giving
out at the knees, and Landscape
was no comparison to his complexion. He
may have picked up another tramp since,
but guess mott guess not. DE
troit Free Press.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03
Wonan's Province.
THE DUTIES OF THE CENTER SEX
HOW BEST FULFILLED.

THE DUTIES OF THE CENTER SEX
HOW BEST FULFILLED.
What great task is assigned to wo-
man. It's dignity can not be elevated. 1t Is
not her province to make laws, to lead
armies, nor to be at the head of great en-
terprises, but to her is given the power 10
form those by whom the laws are made,
to teach the leaders of mighty armies and
the governors of vast empires. She is
required to guard against having the
slightest faint of bodily infrmity touch
the frail creature whose moral, intellect
ual and physical being is derived from
her. She must instil correct principles,
incuieate right doctrines, and breathe into
the soul of her offspring those pure senti-
ments which in time to come will be a
part of themselves, and bless generations
vet unborn. Yes, to woman is given the
blessed privilege of aiding the sufferer in
all the various stages of his existence. She
smiles serenely at the christening, and
weeps at the burial, while she soothes the
Lereaved heart. This is her province and
.iuty. Yet how can she fulfill her mission
unless possessed of strong and healthy
bodyl The preparation of DR.. S. B.
Hartman, and known as PERUNA, is just
the thing for persons suffering from ma
jcrity of the complaints incident to this
climate. 1t is invaluable to women, and
Mrs. ]. w. Reynolds, of New Lisbon,
Columbiana county, Ohio, is noted ex-
ample of what the medicine can do. She
says she has suffered for years with con-
gestion of the lungs, catarrh in the head.
and was troubled with bad cough. She
had tried a number of physicians, but
they all failed to cure her. She was in
duced to try PERUNA, and Immediately a
marked change took place. After using
one bottle her cough ceased and in short
time her other ailments were cured. She
is now completely restored to health, and
gives all the credit to PERUNA. Mr.. ].
w. REYNOLDS, her husband, was a con.
firmed invalid. He could not sleep well,
neither could he work. Heused PERUNA.
ana as result, was completely restored
to his former vigor and strength. He
SAYS he now feels like a new man.
Mr.. Bernhard Seubs, St. Clair, St.
Clair county, Mich, says: have thor
oughly tried your PERUNA in the various
diseases to which parents and a large fam
ily of children are ever liable, and find
itinevery case to be just the thing needed.
No family can honestly be without it."
Nancy Feterman, Cookport, Indiana
County, Pa, says: " Gentlemen Your
valuable PERUNA is the best medicine
ever used"
oE-RU-NA is sold by all druggists Price Sl.OO
r bottle, six bottles $500. If you cannot get
from your druggist, we Will send it on receipt
ocular, price. We prefer you buy it from
ur druggist, but If he hasn't it do not be per-
aded to try something else, but order from us
IN tee asdirected, s. b. HARTMAN IL Co.,
feb26 Columbus, o.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03
Wives! Mothers!! Dauhters!!!

BE YOUR Own PHYSICIAN. A Lady.
who for many years suffered torments
worse than death from Uterine troubles,
such as Failing of the Womb, Leucorrhoea
lWhites,] painful and suppressed Men
situation, finally found remedies which
completely cured her. Any sufferer from
such diseases can take the remedies and
thus cure herself without revealing her
condition to anyone, or subjecting her wo-
manly modesty to the shock of an exam
ination by a physician. The recipes with
PLAIN directions, will be sent to any
address FREE OF CHARGE securely sealed.
Address Mrs. M. j. BRABIE, 252 S. 10th
ST., Philadelphia, Pa. Name this Paper.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

A woman cured her husband of staying
out late at night by going to the door when
he came home, and whispering through
the keyhole, rs that you, Willie ?'' Her
husband S name is John, and he stays at
home every night now.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

1t has been decided that a naval cadet
who throws kisses at girl is guilty of I'M
gentlemanly conduct. Quite right. He
should carry them to her lips and gently
deposit them there.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Miss Ada Sweet wouldn' It write resig-
nation, but she has written a poem. If
she proposes to lombard Commiss Toner
Black with verses, no wonder he lodges.
He can't stand everything.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Susan B. Anthony has been left SOS, 900
and is in Bostsn to get it. No body ever
saw word against Sue in this paper. We
always said she was one Of the incest sweet
est girls we ever saw.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

A Boston man claims that the world will
burst if it is not bored full of holes. Well,
we believe Boston is doing her share of
the boring, SO the responsibility will not
rest with her.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

hrre 7 NV - 81
HEART PAINS.
s.
''Wells' Health Remover"
ROUGH ON CORNs.
Ask for Wells Rough on Corns." l5c. Quick.
complete cure. Hard or soft corns. warts, bum
ions.
BUCHU-PAIBA.
Quick, complete cure. all Kidney, Bladder.
and Urinary Diseases Scalding Irritation Stone
Crave |, Catarrh of the Bladder. 81. Druggists,
BED-BUGS, FLIES.
Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs. rats. mice, go
pners; chipmunks, cleared out by Trough on
THIN PEOPLE
"Wells' Health Remover" restores health amp
bility. 81.
Cures cholera, collie, collie, cramps. diarrhoa.
aches, pains, sprains headache neuralgia, rheu-
matism. zoe. Rough on Pain Plasters 15c
MOTHERS,
II you are falling, broken. worn out and ner-
vous, use wells Health Remover. 81. Druggists
LIFE PREsERvER.
Health Renewer." Goes direct to weak spots.
ROUGH ON PILES.
Cures Piles or Hemmorhoids Itching Pro-
truding, Bleeding, Internal or other Internal
and External Remedy in each package. sure
cure, SOC. Druggists.
PRETTY WOMEN,
Ladies who would retain freshness and viyac,
ROUGH ON ITCH.
"Rough on Itch," cures humors, eruptions,
ringworm. letter, salt rheum frosted feet. chill
blains.
ROUGH ON CATARRH.
CorrectS offensive OdOrs at once. Complete
cure OF the worst chronic cases, also suggested
as gargle for Diptheria, Sore Throat, Foul
Breath. SOC.
THE HOPE OF THE NATION.
Children slow in development. puny. scrawny
and delicate, use "WelPs Health Renewer."
CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.
Singing, irritation. Inflammation, all Kidney
and Urinary complaints. cured by Buchu Pal
ba. 81,
WATER BUGS. reaches.
Rough on Rats clears them out, also Beetles,
an
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

An Englishman has discovered that
kissing, to be scriptural, must be between
those of the same sex. 1t is evident that
the Bible needs to be revived just once
more.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

1t is remarkable difference there
is in the sensation when you get letter
int osing ten dollar bill and when you
get one inclosing bill for ten dollars.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03
SALES.
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE
IN STAUNToN, VA, AT
PUBLIC AUCTION
AS Trustee in a deed of trust from John B.
Evans and wife, ofdate July Sd, 1885, will, ON
SATURDAY.. the 10Th dan of October. 1885.

AS Trustee in deed of trust from John B.
Evans and wife, of date July Sd, 1885, will, on
Saturday, the 10th day of October, 1885,
in front of the Court-h house. sell at public auc-
t1on all of the real estate of said Evans named
in said deed of trust, viz:
The House and lot of land upon which said
ton, at the intersection of the Churchville road
With Augusta street, containing ACRES. 2
foods, and 80 9-l0 poles of land. This is very
valuable and handsome property, having on it
ing house, with Il rooms-the brick, carpenter
Work, and material used, are all first-class-ard
other necessary buildings on the lot, $50
"a, A STORE-HOUSE AND LOT on the South
New Streets fronting Ii feet on Beverly street,
ana running back SO feet inches to an Alley.
Ihls Store-Aouse is in the centre of the most
business part of the city.
Sd, A HOUSE and LOT on the West side of
Fillmore street.
18th, An undivided one-half of TT act of land
near Churchv1lle, in Augusta county, contain
ing about 80 ACRES more or less,-has on it
apple orchard of good fruit-adjoins the village
OF Churchy1lle, having good School and
Cnufch- privileges, mills, stores and post
once. The other undivided half of this farm
VIII probably be sold with this on day of sale.
Persons desiring to buy, would do well to ex-
anime the property before the day of sale.
TERMS.-One-fourth cash, and the residue in
three equal payments at one, two, and three
day OF sale, purchaser to give bond with ap-
proved security for the deferred payments, and
the tltle retained until the property is paid for.
WIN. I. RUSH, Trustee.
Z. M. Gushing & Son, Auct ioneers. Sale at
IL O'Clock, M.
AS- Persons having claims against John B.
Evans, whether by bond or otherwise, are re-
quested to present them to the trustee. [aug20tds
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

1t is denied that Mrs. Anna Dickinson
will appear on the stage this coming sea-
son. If business revives in the fall it
won't be such terrible year after all.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Catarrh Cured, health and sweet breath
pecured. by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy.
Price SO cents. Nasal Injector free.
w, M, Allen 81 Bro
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

A Texas gentleman discovered his SER
want helping himself to the former S
cigars.
'Sam, am surprised
$50 is I, boss. I lowed you had dun
gone out inter de country
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Group, whooping cough and Bronchitis
Immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure.
Sold by w NJ Allen & Bro.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

That Hacking Cough can be so quickly
cured by Shiloh's Cure. We guarantee it.
Sold by w. M. Allen s. Bro.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03
AYERS
AgueCure

Is WARRANTED to cure all Gases Of ma
aarial disease. such as Fever and Ague. Inter-
mittent or Chill Fever, Remittent Fever.
Dumb Ague, Bilious Fever. and Liver Com
plant. In case Of failure, after due trial.
dealers are authorized, by our circular Of
July LIST, 1852, to refund the money.
Dr.J.C.AyeF&C Co., Lowell, Mass.
Soldby all Druggists.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03
SPOUT FOR SALE.

We offer for sale privately our FARM on the
Valley Pike, s miles North of Staunton and n
miles from Fit. Defiance depot on the V. r. r.,
containing III ACRES. We are determined to
sell and if not sold before Saturday November
Sth 1884, it will be offered publicly to the high
est bidder.
as-TERMs made known by application to the
undersigned.
GEO. M WOODS, Trustee,
sept25 for Mrs. S. q. Wood "a
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure
is sold by us on a guarantee. 1t cures
Consumption. w. M. Allen & Bro.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Mamma-"Don't you think, Emma you
are getting little too old to be p laying
with the boys so much P" Emma-"I
know it, but the older get the better I
Ike 'em.n
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03
A U4USTA MALE ACADEMY.

A UGUSTA MALE ACADEMY.
Located in the Valley of Va, 8 miles from
Staunton, on the Valley Turnpike. one quarter
of mile from Fort Defiance Station, on the v.
r. r., prepares for College and University, or
fits for business life.
From the many testimonials to the merits of
this school we append the following:
take very great pleasure in recommending
the Augusta Male Academy under the conduct
of Prof. Chas. 8. Roller, as one of the most val
liable and thorough schools In the state. The
young men trained in this school, and who
have entered the University of Virginia have
been excellently trained. and in a large major
ity of cases have graduated in the schools of the
University attended by them.
WIN. e. PETERS,
July IA. 1884. Prof. Latin. University Of Va.
My well founded knowledge Of Mr.. Chas. s..
Rollers eminent success as a teacher and edu-
Gator. and the achievements Of his pupils when
students in this University, Justify me in ear
nestly and cordially Recommending the Au-
gusta Male Academy as one of the. very best
among the many excellent schools OF Va.
University OF Va, N. SCHRLE DEVERE,
July, 1884. Prof. Modern Languages, &C.
For particulars as to terms, methods, &c., ap-
ply for Catalogue to
CHAS. 8. ROLLER, PRIN.,
Jly9tf Fort Defiance, Augusta County, Va
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03
SCROFJJLA

can only be cured By thorough purifca-
ton of the blood. II this is neglected,
the disease perpetuates its faint through
earlier 's symptomstic d Developments are re
Eczema, Cutaneous Eruptions, Tu-
mors, BOils, Carbuncles, Erysipelas,
Purulent Ulcers, Nervous and Ply
steal Collapse, etc. If allowed to con-
ttnue, Rheumatism, Scrofulous Ca
tarrh, Kidney and Liver Diseases,
Tubercular Consumption, and vari-
Gus other dangerous or fatal maladies, are
produced by it.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Patti thinks that the 100000 francs
which she had to pay her divorced hus-
band, was money spent on bad Caux.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

1t seems little singular that mans
face is generally the longest when he is
himself the Shortest
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

Shiloh's Vitalizer is what you need for
Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Dizziness
and all symptoms of Dyspepsia. Price 10
and rs cents per bottle.
: Sold by w. M. Allen s. Bro.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1885-09-03

IMPORTANT NOTICE TO FARMERSH
By reading the following article you will be
convinced that REEVES GAIT offers you the
cheapest high grade FERTILIZER on this mar
ket.
respectfully invite any one to call at NV
place just north of the d. D. & B, INSTITUTION
and see for themselves how it is made and
what it is made OF.
If kept in dry place it can be kept any
length of time, and it will always be ready to
drill, it being worked up very dry it drills per
fectly. The material is gathered up from nv
own and other slaughter houses of the CITY and
is purely home enterprise.
MR.. b. f. EAKLE has consented to manage
the business OF selling, delivering and making
settlement of the above named Fertilizer Give
him cal! at his office in the store room of Mr.
VIM. Eakle, opposite the Court House, Mr., H
M. Mcllhaney's old stand.
Respectfully, REEVES GAIT.
Having determined to sell a Fertilizer this
season took great pains to examine into the
merits of Fertilizers generally and accord
ing to my judgment the Fertilizer now manu-
featured by MI. Reeves Gait is the best Tor the
money now offered this market and III is
with pleasure and confidence that [ offer
BLOOD, BONE & FLESH FERTILIZER to nv
friends and the public; then it is a home en-
terprise-if there is any profit in it the money
will be spent in our midst.
aug13 B. f, EAKLE.
A LIEN BROS