The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-07-02

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~ issAsds 70 90 IL over The sAsth % his
nsshisA II be y . bssisnsE be will
probably sssoesd.
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night ~ yell 70 ~ Mr. Ward sod hr.
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n promises ~ richest returns.
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nsshs 6ssssss The graduates thsu CON-
nsscs 10 And ont that there IL . good deal
70 b. Isarpsd outside Of the school house.
Tie sisn. Positively No Admittancs, !"
over saloon IN Eureka. Cal. drew large
patronage. The peoples curiosity to
kpov Why they were refused admitiance
WAS only gmtified BY going in.
Teacher to little girl pupil Where
are you going. Neliief' 'papa's goiag to
take uu 10 Florida again Can you tell
shAs The capital Of Florida iss" ''ies'm.
lee The money they gel from bosrders.'
"A Rockford. ILL.,. woman had her eye
destroyed. the other day. by the cork Of a
bssr bottle she vas trying to open. You
never catch man getting hurt that way.
He knows enough TO keep bis eyes nhut.
The male Goldfish always takes care Of
tbs eggs and thu young. The only peace
In liis which che male GOLDFISH enjoys 10
vhsn be gsts sailed down and stored away
10 . grocery. the proprietor Of which
doesn't advertise.
"A writer asserts that, unlsss boy has
some natural ability. nothing can make
him smart We don't know sbout that.
IloIe nstasal ability. and Jet they smartsd
good sAass 81 The time.
"a yousg lady saksd gsutIsnsn Why
b. ssvsr attended ohurch snssrtaium
'Iso only costs Ten cents 70 60 TO- ou know"
abe added. "Ya." - The reply. ~
costs ooly Ven csnss 70 Ct 10. but Il costs
about four dollsss 70 gss o1t."
MY dear rsnonstsstsd vita, peer
ing from andsr the bed clothes. II wish
you would uss the word 'shscl.' II sounds
better" 1T may sound better q simss, =
replied her husband. Who was noisily
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% tAct W saass The old version.
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ths world into which be hsd been ushsred
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nisdY" "Wsll." responded Mn. Blunt,
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asst have been on his mind"
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ssesst spsssh u % Esslish lady aeilstor:
Il ssss no vote. bot ny groom hes. l
hsvs. 90 ssspses for thas msa IL The
stab3 - fss ssss II we're 70 70 70
hia'ksd ~. Johs. will you exercise the
lrssehissr Be would reply. Please. mum.
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Ma Slimdist- You seem 10 know
'vssythios about horses. Won't you sS-
psain poyms how 70 tail horses agei
rnis horde : CerssinIy. by the teeth.
arA y. oh. yss; hsd heard Of that.
but ! bad forgotten Il. Can the ages Of
IL animals s6s known in the same sayy
J. Is. = Yes; can tell a chickens age by
he teeth. Mrs. n A chicken las no teeth
J. B--No, bu, have.
"A newspaper man, who writes the
obituary notices and the fnancial articles,
rect iato rsstsursut shs other day Wills
s1ssiag isom : severe cold. When The
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svspspss man. and the vailse innsdkts-
! stsuck Tor higher wages
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