New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-08-26


Tennessee young man recently sent ferven note to
his girl asking her 10 elope. The old man, loweser.
guarded her carefully that she was unable to do
Rut abe managed TO send MIN q uice muskmelon The
canelope told hun just how matters stood.
We are glad be able more to sreak OF The S.
Joseph Ga.ee rs valued and esteemed contemporary
pdersed by me Ner-I York Ereng Post II Swings into
line tor Democracy and denounces tho MugwumIs we
extend TO Colohel burhes ouf 0VnBi"s"iA'on'' l0s'
LOUIS Republican,
Tn, Boston Post has an article entitled Harmonious
Democrats" This is u contradiction in terms Demo-
Gratis nre not harmonious. II should be Harmonious
Democrat"
"what brigbteyed man" said reporter who leaned
against tho cashiers desk OF restaurant near the Public
st paid ten-cent check and slipped out Of the door
nrricd Which decidedly endangered the peoples peace
Breht-eyedi Yes" said the cashier; "Re's coilee
WHATS coffee drunknri ~
nun who comes here four times in two hours, as
that m has done this morning and does every morning.
nat tcs balf pint OF coffee every time coeo
tIrnnkard. Bright eyes! Well | should say so: That
who IA getting over o big batter mean his nerves
are up la O. his muscles are all CULVER ana MS mental
vision is abnormally clear. lie Is living at 2;Os%
rate" ,.,,
Has to- Must have brace. Used to drink rum.
Had to quit that aud now does worse He never
sleeps. they tell me-" ~
At least half a. do Philadelphia Press.
Tn Russia society as organized to Kill OF babies, in
order TO spare then the tortures OF measles whoopn
cough and other intantlle diseases The society was
souelohed and the organizer Is thinking the matter
over In Siberia.
lie met her In the garden,
And she ALL alone.
His arm he folded round her waist,
And said she was his own.
He OH her lips imprinted
kiss with true loves zest
And then, with passions fervor,
Her soft white hand he pressed
She screamed. and then his ardor
Was ia moment dashed
For In that soft white hand she held
An egs that now was smashed
-lBoston Gazette.
H. Owen the Editor of The Golden Gate. has been
telling the people of San Francisco that the religion OF
the SANDWICH Islanders Is all the surface and for
oraity there is no such thing known lie thinks that
the missionaries have not done anything except enrich
themselves Under their ralc the population has greatly
decreased and many the churches closed for
want of q congregation
Nino more yctimzed English boys have turned up at
as Angeles ages fourteen Their fathers
IN Ensand we're induced to pay 40 entrance fee for
their sous MS pupils" on fruit farms IN California AZ 30
ar month and 20 DO treated members OF tbo family
the nru had headquarters IN London The agent gets
Az apece for providing each boy with home. Their
Ssss wnI he ns s coaa save done all HIMSELF
aud the promised situation Is never forthcoming
Nearly forty casss nave thus iar oeeh discovered
ISun Francisco Bulletin
The st. Louis papers are making the most Of the Max
we'll sensation. Among other things they give their
renuers the Impression that all England is up
the question who murdered Preller, while such minor
matters Us Egypt and the new suffrage law are for
gotten.
This is the time Of the year when the exchange editor
begins to see OF poetry, beginning thus Summer
ia fading; the broad leaves that grew freshly green
when June wasyoune falling; and all the Whisper
haunted forest through the restless lrds In saddened
tones arc calling from rustlng hazel copse and tangled
dell, farewell sweet summer, fragrant, fruty summer,
sweet farewell"
There appeared last week In the Obituary columns OF
The Public Ledger notices of the deaths or fifteen
persons, nve and women, who had lived TO or
beyond the advanced age OF eighty years. 10 witt Thomas
Ross Maris. SOL l.. Robinson, 81; Samuel X Nickels.
Bridget Brady, S2i John Mitchell s3 susan Keen 50
William Futcher &c. Mary A. Rice S7i Anna IL.
McGrath, 80; sarah A. limerick. 90j Ann Thomas
Bre wton OIL; james j. Barclay, OF; Mary q Spencer,
03; Ann Osborne 95i Mary Downey, philadelphia
Ledger