Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-28
HERE and THERE.

More Rain.
The farmers are happy.
Camp-meeting season now in order.
Good season for corn and vegeta-
bles.
The CAPITAL is the most popular
paper in Annapolis.
Too much beer is apt to put men
ct lager-heads.
The farmers can now sing, Bring
ing 10 the sbeayes."
The hammock makes the boss bed
for an afternoon nap on bot day.
Barbed wire fences are steadily in
creasing in ell parts Of the country.
Sometimes the fish bite and some
times they don't; oitener, they don't.
Scientists claim that cigarette
smoking leads to idiocy. We do not
know how true this is, but are salts
fed that idiocy leads to cigarette
smoking. -Ex.
Al Boston man has been called to
England to claim an estate valued at
thirty-five millions dollars. He will
probably have to borrow money TO
60 home LEX.
The pretty young housekeeper who
neglects to put up her screens will
soon be complaining TO her hubby
dear that she is having fly time
Elk.
What ID the old version was called
"leasing," in the new version is term
ed dying, or faIsehood The real
estate agents have brought this on
themselves.
"He has slight attack of peanut.
leo bananaria, with some symptoms
Of ice creamits ct cakurtum, but |
guess he'll pull through" said the
doctor. as he left the small boys
bedside.
People think it warm on our streets
or sitting in their houses. Would
they have fair idea of heat they
must 90 to skating rink and get on
the rollers. 1t does not take long to
realize that it is $50 in the shade.
An eminent medical authority says
there are from 100000 to 200 900
hairs on a lady's head. This may be
true of some ladies, but we know of
others who could not to-day show
ave hundred hairs on their head, if it
were denuded of the switch. "
Noah Porter, they say, is superin-
tending a revision of Webster's die
tionary. Well, it needs it. We know
lots of people who think about half
the words In it are spelled wrong
Ex.
It should be remembered to the
everlasting credit of Observation-Disclosures
that though he cast Shadrach, Me.
shach and Abednego into the fiery fur
mace he bid not ask them: "Well is
It hot enough for you to-day 2"
The Indiana editors recently dis
cussed the question "Is it the Duty
Of Political Editors to Defend an I'm
worthy Candidate ?" 1t was finally
decided that It oil depended upon the
value of the county printing lex.
An ex.policeman ia Georgia has
just been severely beaten by woman
with q parasol. Policemen, in retir-
ing from the force, should retain their
clubs if ladies are to be allowed to 60
armed.-Ex.
An Irish gentleman hearing of o
friend having a stone coffin made for
himself exclaimed: BY me sowl, an
that's good idee Shure, an a stone
coffin, 'ud last Q man bis lite-timc. /"
A school house in New Hamp-
shire district stands in three towns,
50 that the pupils sit in Ridge. the
teacher in New Ipswich, and recess
Is taken in Ashburnham, Mass
Judge Bidddle OF Philadelphia has
decided that kissing o man is no
crime. We believe that kissing is a
thing that every woman should set
her face against. LEX.
A tender conscience is on estimable
blessing; that is, a conscience not only
quick TO discern what is evil. but in
stantly to shun It, as the eyelid clos
es itself against mote.