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which ensucd was most laughabls. The poker
generally presented as the first clause of the
argument. then the broom stick, as being
Of perhaps more convincing length; spare
the bed; but none Of these things moved
Poodle AS the last and inevitable resort Tom
had to DO reused from his sleep in distant
quarters, and the doors all opened SO Poodle
could hear his voice; and as his languid sleepy
Here Poodle! Here Poodle" crept in on tho still
midnight air, that wretched little imitation OF a
dog, whom two mature women could not con-
quer, arose and spranced joyfully forth at the
call OF halt-grown boy. The only animation
which Poodles lesurely master was ever known
to display was called forth by the occasion OF
Poodle's bath, which was an almost daily occur
renee on account OF the expectation Of Il sudden
call to Kansas. and Toms proud desire that
Poodle should travel and appear before the be-
nighted kansasians in a state OF pure and vir-
gin wilderness. So every day almost, with much
clatter a tub was dragged into the back yard,
warm water requested old towels called for, and
Poodle put through very extended and reuct-
ant abiutIonary performance TO do Poodle
justice when he emerged from his tub OF suds
and his masters handful OF towels, he
was not improbable representation OF
Venus rising from the sea. being white and faix
to look upon. Poodles day of departure came,
in due season. and no circle of weeping friends
attended him TO the depot Tom announced the
event by tossing dispatch into his aunts lap,
with the comment: Poodle and / are going
traveling--aint we, Poodleir Poodle had his
bath, and large basket was brought out in
which to pack the fluffy bunch Of good for
nothingness. AS his head was put in, his tail
stuck out; as his tail was punched in his head
stuck OUT so he was consistent nuisance to the
very last He was finally induced to condense
himself into the space allotted and vanished
from our vision under the basketlid With the
basket on his arm, with langud hand shake of
farewell Tom started for the depot. He had
declined taking any lunch as being too much
trouble, but an anxious voice rang out after him,
Tom, hadn't you better take something for
Poodle to eat2'
"Oh, no, it's too much brother: Poodlell get
along; won't YOU Poodlel7
Funny little Poodle! Thrice funny little mas
ter! In the face OF adverse indications watt
towards you both my fervent wish that you may
always get along" EMMA CARLETON
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Chinese Gordon had henot been exactly the
man to write the diaries he did at Khartoum
The barometer Of public esteem for Thomas
Carlyle experienced similar fall when his
letters were given publicity. Dyspeptic, sour
Grabbed, they disenchanted all, and even those
who made allowance for his off-hand, senten
tious and autocratic criticisms and structures
while living could hardly exercise the same
charity toward his written sentiments. The
inner life Of the man of Gads Hill, who Gre
ated such delightful creatures as Dora Spen-
low and 'Agnes Wick6eld," was anything
but lovely. The only safe way to preserve
great men is to hold them at arms length,
nor seek to know them as they are. The his
tory of their achievements must be their biog-
raphy.
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WHAT SHALL WE EAT?

Sir Henry Thompson says, in the Popular
Science Monthly, that from long course Of
observation he is forced to the conclusion that
more mischief in the form of actual disease,
Of impaired vigor and Of shortened life ac-
crues to civilized man from erroneous habits
of eating than from the habitual use Of alec
holic drink, great as the latter evil is So
much Of this sort Of talk is given to the
public of late that it is really becoming alarm
ing. The articles of food which are pro-
nounced, with more or less authority, to be in
furious have increased in numbers so rapidly
that already those persons who give heed to
the warnings are greatly limited in making
up their daily bill Of fare. The man who
abjures one variety of food for its real or fan
cied i'll effect upon him never stops at this.
Once let him begin to follow the fashion of
studying his stomach, and he is gone; the
future holds no pleasures of the table for him.
The first dish banished is sure to be followed
by others in succession, until finally, he is
reduced to the very few articles which have
escaped some ones condemnation. Even these
he regards with some distrust, and is con-
stantly ready to be convinced that the most
toothsome of the remaining few is detrimental
to his health. For it is invariably the case
that the most enticing and appetizing dishes,
those that appeal most strongly to
the senses of the natural man, are the first to
be black-listed by the dietary cranks. 1t fol-
lows as a natural consequence that the nour
ishment of which he is permitted to partake,
by the same authorities, is of the insipid,
favorless sort, calculated to fill the eater with
distaste for life. If the individuals who in
dulge in what they regard hygienic fare
would confne their experiments to themselves,
no harm of any consequence would be done,
but they are imbued with that spirit of So
called reform" which is only satisfied by en-
forcing its views on other people. 1t is not
enough that they, themselves, live on vegeta-
bles, or rice, or oatmeal; their friends must do
the same if persuasion and precept will avail
anything Herein it is that there is cause for
alarm. Not forever will they be content with
protest against what they conceive to be the
harmful fare in which their ellow-creatures
take deep, if reprehensible enjoyment; APP
peal will not suffice, and prohibition will then
be preached. Already there are symptoms of
such movement in regard to certain cher
ished, if dangerous, luxuries. The lovers of
the good things of the earth regardless of
their hygenic qualities, may soon need to
rally their forces in order to protect their
tables
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GREATNESS DIsILLUsIONIZED.

1t does not do to too closely inspect the
makeup of any man, however famous, how
ever great. If a man has stood up before the
world, tall and well-proportioned that man is
wise if he succeeds in keeping back the crowd
20 they may not scan him too closely. The
distance that lends enchantment to the view
must be preserved as much in the preservation
of illusions as in properly presenting the
works of old masters. Within the last few
days one of the worlds heroes has shrunk to
comparatively small proportions by reason of
being brought under the focus of public in
spection. The publication of the diary of
Chinese" Gordon, written at the time he was
hemmed in at Khartoum, has let the world
into his private character, and to his detri-
ment. He seems seldom to have taken up
the pen but to write him down smaller than
his admirers had believed him. They reveal
him as man fretful, impatient, querulous--in
a word, a semi-inspired crank. He was not
insane, but so near it that he was very far
from nelng practical. Ills sincerity has never
been questioned, nor is it now; but it becomes
very apparent that whatever success has
attended the campaigns of this bazarre
warrior has been the result more of
good luck than of good Judgment.
His Unbalanced self-assurance doubtless
did much to inspire those about him, espe-
cially after fortune favored him in an instance
or two, much as the fapatical jean of Arc did
the hosts that swarmed after her. The col
lapse of the fame of these two was much alike.
Gordon might have saved his had he not gone
into the Soudan this time. But the very i'm
pulse that made him famous impelled him to
90 to his fate. He would not have been
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BREAKFAST TABLE CHAT.

THE venerable Pasha Musurus may be called the
st. Simon Styltes of diplomacy since he has been
on one post as Turkish ambassador at London for full
forty years.
THE picture OF ex-Presdent Garfield by LIE Clear
now at the White House, is to be returned to his
widow. He died shortly before its completion and it
was touched up by Andrews.
AS Elmwood Mr.. James Russell Lowell's house at
Cambridge Mass, is under lease to Mrs Ole Bull for
another year. he will go the home of his daughter
Mrs. Burnett, in Southboro, Mass.
Some malicious person says that the Washington
girls have originated slang phrase. When they
are very much delighted with anything they excaim
"Oh sn'tt just too dog for anythingl'
THE probably most picturesque feature of the
British crisis is the wild struggle the French press
making to keep its patrons informed of the dongs of
Sir Gladstone, Lord Northcote," and the Prince
de Salisbury"
THREE sons and two daughters Of General Lee sur
vive him. His sons are farmers in Virginia, and the
daughters both great travellers the elder having
explored Australia Japan, China India and Egypt
in addition to the European circuit of sights
CALL girl chick, and she smiles; call a woman a
hen, and she bowls. Call young woman witch and
she is pleased; call old WITCH and she is
indignant. Call girl kitten, and she rather likes
it; call cat, and she'll hate you. Queer
sex.
THE present Queen Of Roumania, now fortytwo
years old, has had romantic career. She was born
in quaint little white country house on the banks
of the Rhine and was a great romp in girlhood fond
Of outdoors and fairy stories, impatient of control
self reliant, and with extraordinary poetic talent.
Her ambition after much travel was to be a teacher
but Prince Charles Of Hohenzolern. whom she had
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The Postofiice Then and New.
Saturday People.


Ex-Postmaster Wldman had some thought
of opening the postal money-order department
on Sunday mornings, the opening OF the stamp
window proving such a blessing. There is no
good reason why both should not be open for an
hour or two on Sundays. 1t would be an ac-
commodation to those who cannot find time TO
visit the postofice on week days. And accom-
mediation is what we want. In this respect il
does not look as though the present administra-
ton WINS an Improvement upon that Of Mr.,
Wildmaa's, which was the most efficient we even
had. for Wiidman, though he is retirod
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tho laboratory--not whether they went
through college, but if the college went
through them
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II is among the traditions Of that time
that little boy was carried by
the wind across the Ohio river. half mile near
iy, and dropped dead among the Kentucky hills.
1t may have been wholly an invention Of some
precocious liar. anticipating tho progress Of
mendacity with civilization, or it may have had
some foundation which rather extensive
story was built But any case it leaves little
doubt that the changes in the condition of the
country from enlarged settlement have not
affected the violence Of wind-storms which used
to be universally called hurricanes"
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SOMEWHERE near fifty years age cyclone
passed over the southern part Of this State,
thrashng about with especial destructiveness at
the little college town of Hanover, near Mad-
son. The recent cyclone in Illinois, that carried
little child from some unknown place and
dropped it dead near village that was nearly
destroyed. recalls the early catastrophe.
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HAVING disposed of the little Fish, it is to be
hoped that the shark Ward will not be allowed
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TEN years for Buddensiek, the fraudulent
builder, and ten years for Fish, the fraudulent
banker. Justice having got her hand in in New
York, after so long period of idleness seems to
be making up for lost time. Will she stay
awake
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FRITZ EMMETT last week gave benefit enter
tainment at Philadelphia theater for Pitts
burg hospital and has RENTED the proceeds,
something over $1,000. The hospital has bene-
flied Fritz times too numerous to mention and
it was no more than fair that he should return
the commitment.
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How to Consult DIR. Foote, Sen
bY Mall.

DR.. Foote. Senior. author of "Plaln
Home Talk" Medical Common
Sense" ETC., etc.. would say to those
who would like to consult him by mail
that they can have list of questions
and circular of gratuitors advice by
addressing Box IA Salt Lake City. The
doctor has arranged to have such in
formation supplied in this way to save
time. Receiving such Printed matter
the correspondent can describe his or
her case fully and direct it to the doctor
in New York. DR.. FoOte is successfully
treating all forms of chronic diseases. a
speciality to which he has devoted thirty
years of study and practice. Evidences
OF his success can also be had by adj
dressing Box Ala, as above, but all
letters OF consultation and orders for
remedies should be addressed to DR.. Z.
B. Foote. Sr.. 120 Lexington Avenue.
New York City, N. Y. Consultation
free.
An advertisement of DR.. Foote. ST.,
in the Sunday and Wednesday editions
deserves attention.
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UTAH TERRITORY.

Official Directory, comprising the names Of
r the Federal and Territorial Officers, and
the 0@eiGls Of SAL Lake County and
Salt Lake City.
Federal
Governor-Eli H. Murray. of Ken
lucky.
Secretary-Arthur l.. Thomas, of
Pennsylvania.
Chief Justice Charles s. Zane, of
Illinois.
Associate Justice-Jacob S. Foreman,
OF Missouri.
Associate Justice = Orlando W.
Powers, of Michigan.
Mar>hal-E. A Ireland. of Utah.
RegI srer-H. McMaster. of New York.
Receiver-Hugh e. Wallace, OF
Missouri.
Suryeyor-General-F. Solomon, of
Missouri.
Deputy Collector-o. J. HOLSTER, of
Indiana.
Commissioners Under the Edmunds
Anti Poly eamy Act:
Alexander Ramsey, OF Minnesota,
President.
A. b Carleton. of Indiana.
q. l.. Godfrey. of Iowa.
A. s. Paddock. of Nebraska.
j. Il. P.ttigrew, of Arkansas.
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TapewOrm expelled in "a Hours
Piles treated and successfully cured.

Consultation at the Office is FREE and in.
Fited. Thorough examination and advice
including analysis of urine, So. Come al
once-do not put it of. All correspondence
srictlY confidential
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Territorial.

Delegate to Congress-John T. Game,
Salt Lake.
Superintendent of District Schools
L. John INITIAL. Salt Lake.
Auditor-Nephi w. Clayton, Salt
Lake.
Recorder of Marks and Brands
Nephi w. Clayton. Salt Lake.
seiler of Weights aud Measures
JOSEPH w. Peck. Salt Lake.
Treasurer-James Jack, Salt Lake.
Librarlan-Nephi w. Clayton, Salt
Lake.
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Salt Lake City.

Mayor-James Sharp.
Alderman First Ward-Adam Spiers.
Alderman Second Ward-Isaac NJ
Waddall.
Alderman Third Ward-Joseph H.
Dean.
Alderman Fourth Ward-Robert Pat
rick.
Alderman Fifth Ward-Gearge D.
Pyper.
Conncilors-George Stringfellow. o.
Fl. Petit. Thomas G. Webber, John
Clark, A. w. Davis. Joseph A. Jennings,
A. n. McFarlane, Heber J. Grant,
Junias F. Wells.
Recorder and Auditor-Heber NJ.
Wells
Treasurer o. F. Whitney.
Assessor and Collector W. Taylor.
Marshal William G. Phillips.
Attorney-F,S S. Richards.
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Salt Lake County.

Judge of Probate-Elias. A. Smith.
Clerk of County Court-John G. Cut
Ter.
Selectman-E NJ. Weller.
Selectman-Ezekiel Holman.
Selectman-Jesse-W. Fox, Jr.
Assessor-W. s. Burton.
Collector-N. V. Jones.
Recorder-George VI. Cannon.
Treasurer-M. e. Cummings.
Sheriff-John A. Groesbeck.
Prosecuting Attorney Isaac NJ. Wad-
den.
Coroner-George ]. Taylor.
Surveyor. ID. II. McAllister.
superintendent District Schools
John Morgan.
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edgment of Aens acNno"i
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sEGREAT ROCK ISLAND ROUTE

As It is fariarly called
Fast Express Trains CoMMoDIoUS
ELEGANT DAY COACHFs
CARS DINING
be the FINEST COUNTRY, and
TWO MINEAPoLJs
io
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CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & pAclFvc RY

by reason Of its m
Southeast, Northwest andSo uthw
Of and he Pacific.
Joliet
Fairfield, Moines,
inI
The
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DR.. P.STEIN-HART,
Specialist, Z
Former Partner of
DR.. MINTIE, SAN FRANCISCO
No. 261 Main street. W
Opposite Overland House, in Union Bio, K
pr,rs,,f No, I fEfrcf R1oor

Can be consulted daily from 9 O'Clock to
IL O'Clock g. m, and from TO 6 O'Clock pm
Sundays from 10 am. to pm. He has mad
twenty-five years experience in the special
treatment OF all Venereal, Sexual and
Chronic Diseases, and guarantees to cure all
urinary Diseases, Syphilitic or MercGrial
Affections of the Throat, Skin or Bones
NERVOUS DEBILITY sImpotency and Lost
Manhood, exhausted Vitality, Seminal
Weakness, SpermatorrhPa, Paralysis, and all
{ he terrible effects of Self-Abuse. youthful
follies and excuses in maturer years,
Nocturnal Emission, the effects of which are
various, maddening and destructive to both
body and mind. and unless cured will ter.
inmate fstally. The presence OF the disease
causes g continual consciousness OF a SLOW
and gradual decay of all the power of body
and mind with loss of manly power anu
yigor, defective memory. heart affections
loss Of sight noises in the head and ears
confusion of ideas, aversion to society. exces
sive prostration. trembling of the hands and
limbs, consumption, marasmus and ultimate
derangement OF the mind. The will power
becomes 20. weak that the person seems to
lose control Of himself and cannot look one
square in the face 1t also causes Dyspepsia
and Indigestion with Heart and Kid o.
Disease.
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The New and Direct
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detailed
well
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in the
preceding
circulation plscet
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On an after
Saturday, Dec. goth, 1854,
Trains will run as follows:
sTANnApn MOUNTAIN TIME

tConnects with Utah Central train leaving
Salt Lake at 7.40 am.
Connects with Utah Central train arriv-
ing at Salt Lake at6.40p-m
t Stop only upon signal.
MARI SUIT
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A CARD.

To all who are suffering from errors and
indiscretions of youth, nervous weakness,
early decay, loss of manhood, etc., will
send recipe that will cure you, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was dis
covered by missionary in South America
seal Sc. jeicesed envelope to REV
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THE ATLANTIC EXPRESS
Train, composed of the Celebrated Buffet
and Sleeping Cars, elegant firstclass coach
es and Emigrant Sleeping Cars, will leave
Ogden daily at $50 a.m.,Non arrival of the
train from San Francisco-snd Salt Lake
City at 1856 am. making direct connection
at Pueblo and Denver, with trains for the
East, North and South.
THE PACIFIC EXPRESS
Train from Denver, Pueblo and Eastern
points, will arrive in Salt Lake City at 450
pm, and Ogden at 610 pm, making direct
connection with the Central Pacific Train
for San Francisco and the Pacific Coast.
LOCAL TRAINS
Will leave Salt Lake City for Ogden at sos
am.
Leave Salt Lake City daily for Bingham at
rs am. Returning, arrive at Salt Lake at
AIS pm. Leave ogden at $40 pm, arriving
at Salt Lake at pm.
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate Of James Reed, Deceased.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN BY THE
N undersigned, administrative of the
estate of James Reed, deceased, to the credi-
tors of, and all persons having claims
against the said deceased, to exhibit them
with the necessary vouchers, within ten
months after the first publication of this no.
tice, to the said Administrative, at her resi-
dence, No. 437 W.. First South Street. Salt
Lake City, in the county of Salt Lake.
1885. AGNES REED.
Administrative of the estate of James
Reed, deceased. f26
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Dyspepsia, Liver Complaint, Bilious Fever,
Malaria, and Epidemics, use Collins
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Charles Button, Deceased.