New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-11

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sEAsoNABLE RHYMES
Too Bad.
The time draweth nigh
When the harassing hy
In summer the worst of hunanitys foes
Will skate upand down
OF the bald-headed man when he's taking dozo.
No Rose Without a Thorn.
When summer Is breathing her sweetest delight.
Aud nature is everywhere burdened with Dloomt
It's then must spring from couch In the night,
To chase the mosquitoes all over the ROOM
From The Rink to the Beach.
And now tits almost time sweet maidens think
From urban dust and smoke and heat to fee,
And sport among the rollers OF the sea-
a Matter Of Pronunciation.
How fate the honest man derdes
The who for his now straw hat owes,
And many other things besides.
Delights in native grown tomatoes
Sits down to liver and potatoes,
He'd gladly eat but. cannot pay
The price demanded for tomatoes.
The B,void.
lie hies to OF rural bliss,
And hopes to have his health restored
BY country air and country board.
He little knows, and more's the pity,
The board each day comes from tho city
Catches ne Wrong Fish.
Now to the pond the small boy HES
To fish for pickerel. perch and pout,
But returns with weeping eyes,
--[Boston Courier
"John Bshor Hail. T. A. OF this city, has been riding
on the wings OF prophecy and has become famous
outside the city, lie has been sending the country
papers of a syndicate circular. telling them that in
two years the will be as black as sackcloh OF hail.
But the papers don't TO be frightened. They
appear to think that Mr. Hall, I. A., is new kind ofa
humorlsS
"senator Gibson" said Judge Mackey 10 me the other
day IA the leader OF the sA- stocking wing the DEM
ocratc party OF louisiana He reminds Of the Eng
1n fg %0' the s ATy The father asked the
which branch OF the army he desired to enter. Inc
son replied e the art lery because the SHINING Oh
the cannon and n0ddlng red pumes OF the cannoneers
look so picturesque Then the cavalry are clever Win
en- gineers are a Jolly lot OF fellows
But the ntssr %o hh haye U %dn 30
many great victories at che points OF teT 0ayonet' all
Pshaw replied the dude peevl.hy. the infantry e
vulgar oT!an1soa i i only 1T t. ,i MAKE long
Word has been sent out from Washington that since
many bad appointments have been made, Mr. Cleveland
"a on the watch Maybe he IS but it is also fact that
watch Is on Mr. Cleveland
With all the Toasted economyof the present Admins
tration the public debt statement for May shows
,r CTeveIanI Will have TO discharge another cook
ana a couple OF scrub women Norrstown Herald.
Probably the potcs grocery clerk in New York Is the
one who was overheard in uptown store the oten
day recommending some vears foot Jelly to lady.
4 farmer in Marion Comfy, Florida has l65 acres
planted IN watermelons, which he expects VIII Yield
AS SEQ melons. And yet the Board OF Health expects
10 keep out cholera by quarantine. Baltimore Amer
team.
There Is a law IN the province Of New brunswick
directed against the carelessness Of campers which
often the cause of serious forest fires.
Tho b,arjer Il certain that life Is n sham,
And holds less OF pleasure than pain,
When he puts on lis glasses to look for the clam,
That the chowders supposed TO contain. ,.-
boston Courier
Some peat moss which recently exhumed neat
Dun-es Scotland found TO contain seeds OF plants
dating from prehistoric times. They were planted and at
once began terminate after sleep OF ages SO at
least say the Scotch papers, but this doubtless one oi
their grim jokes.
About two years ago, when the German language Wa
made OBLIGATORY In tie Assembly of the Imperial
Pro, ipces great cutlery raised and one member OF
n Recnstag even asserted that OF the ftyseyen men,
hers in the Alsace- Lorraine Assembly, more than
eight or at cst ten. would be- able TO take part Ia tue
public donates From the list OF the speeches made at
The recent session uhe twelfth it is that thirty
four members. including four from Lorraine, took
prominent part In the proceedings, and that with an
eoGuence readiness OF Teplree 70 prove that tie
nae Of the German language is anything but oli0Us
hndIance to them American Register. Paris