New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-27


and imports from over the border.
A queor looking family-father. mother and four
children-from Illinois. passed down inc west shore
road for NewYork Saturday. The fathers left arm
extends to the the mother born With
aud there Is no socket FOR another TWO children nave
each left arm nine inches longer than the right arm,
and tho youngest boy only like his father with
very long left arm but also resembles MS MOTHER nc
Wnks twice as often as the larger one Montgomery
IN. " Standard
STREET NUIsANcEs.
There's the who lugs cane upon the streets
Prods the ribs Of ev'Ty person person whom no meo's-
III. police!
Keeps a-looking to tho west.
Bunting into folks-at least
Hes subject ~ no LGs arrest
There's the woman with parasol unfnrcd-.
She's nuisance In this busy crowded world
III, police
And the women whom we meet
Walking four or five abreast.
Crowding people of the street
These are subjects for arrest
Ill, police!
There's tho man who, with large and roomy store,
Piles his goods along the walk outside the door
And the IN man 6o S9o takes ih sa iG h.,.
II I'm not OF sense bereft,
These subjects for arrest
-[Chieago News
80, Mrs. De Jones'" said NewYork lady to Boston
friend who was visiting her. Have you heard that
Canon Farrar Is going TO Lecture at Boston,
mo- hadn't heard. What is his subject" asked the
Boston dame.
" Browning -.
80. must go and hear him. have often had dim,
entity IA getting the proper shade Of browning and
you know That unless they are Drowned exactly right
ddnt that they used baked beans In England and
how s SahSn rbSa no @ on but
Robert Browning. the poet gently corrected tho new
/. that ALL" said Mrs. De Jones, Disappointed. "then
won't go near"-lPittsburs Chronicle Telegraph.
Courtney Ito outsider of Hanan would only agree TO
any reasonable terms, could get up race with me in
hyo minutes"
IIanlan "NIr Courtney. I'll row you any terms
you please"
Courtney 81 won't on those terms"
A wonderful woman she was in her day.
They said, as To earth they consigned her.
For she ue'er from tenement moved away,
But she left the rooms tidy behind her
Boston Courier
Soap: OF see that Digger Indian out West became
insane Immediately after his baptism BY immersion"
"Any soap in that water y
mo- SIR"
"Then IT'S a campaign lie"
Smallpox: 81 am you are not ono OF those bru
tai Engshmcn who woull vAccinato us all by force,
sad NJ Frechetto to "A fellow passenger IN q Grand
Trunk car.
.You arc perfectly right" remarked the gentle
man. am of those who prefer that you should all
have the smallpox"
There ia a good story told OF John r. Rogers minnie
Palnets John) when he first came to Europe as very
Young man. Iiis kind father sent him abroad, giving
him fOf his expenses purse containing pf,OOO Among
other places j. r. pad a visit TO Monaco. ana lost MS
81 OO0 in very short IIo therefore cabled to his
father: Please send mo anOther SlOO0-lost my
purse and to bed and slept tho st ep OF the JUST
The next morning he met frend who lent him thirty
Napoleons lie then took fresh turn ut roulette, and
auit tho tables with 5000 francs whercupon he again
cuhled To Never mind iuoney-purse
found" The same night Fortune, bcklc goddess, was
again unkind, and he reduced TO HIS last Map
Another cnblegran was dispatched, and this time IL
rend: "Send mOney-purse lound-but II was empty
Il American Register, Paris
Nos Intimes: NJ. Dolaunay: "Coqueln says he will
play Falstaf In London In 1887"
Mile samary: In revenge for Waterloo :"
NJ Dclaunly: ave must close the theatre and run
over and join In tue triumph"
NJ. Got You can't rely on his falling most OF the
insulars don't know good acting from bad"
The Democratic canvass starts in with an up Hill
pace.
Beor drinkers will learn with unfegned disappoint
ent OF a recent resolution promulgated with the con-
sent OF the Pope the effect that the Chapter OF the
Franciscan Monks Bavaria "a we'll as elsewhere has
aprcsed all the Dreweres OF tho Franescans. for
Which That order Is Justly famous. No moro "FraDzs-
kaner Brau," after this, for Prince Bismarck and the
rest OF the world American Register, Paris.