New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-23
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

n. IL
plant franchises, business and good will of the Proyi-
dence Press Company including The Sunday Star. Inc
Mor4ing Star and The Rhode Island Press, and Will
hereafter have the full control OF these papers M
White capable and enterprising newspaper map ana
We doubt not will be successful in his venture We
Dfer HIM congratulations and best wishes.
Colorado paper says that game Is rapidly disappear
ing that State The noble game OF poker however,
still holds its
The Yuma Indians, 1t is stated have held Grand
council and resolved to adopt panta0ons as an erc
OF dress" Tha IS not bad idea. III they mad resoiVcu
to adopt panaloons as an article OF 1000 we snoua nave
concluded that their civilization had gone bacKward
lN0rristown Herald.
The World, commenting the personal encounter
between Colonel Lot NJ Wright and General Durbin
Ward says: General Ward crippled Union soldier"
go is Colonel Wright lie has the use of only one arm
and physical match for General Warh IN spite OF ne
disparity Of years. The difference between them Is that
Wright was crippled by bulst, Ward by govt.
How the intense agOnies OF this artistic creep upon
US ere we know IT, The newest and sweetest IDEA Is IOf
the young lady who ha just returned fron the seaside 70
paint neat little yacht the lining OF q smell sne
herself picked up the sounding sands and send 10
her best young man This signifies when TRANSLATED 'n'o
the yernacuar will be the Genesta to your PURITAN
This is very encouraging to tho young man-IHartiord
Post.
In Norway they charge only half fare on the railways
for mans wlfe; but they explain that Is the better
half
Henriettas gone to yassar. gum. gum, guml
Louise IL az the singing school. hum, hum, NUM-
Tom is IN the melon patch. mrm, mum, mun!
Bill is In the bar-rOOm. rum, rtlnI rum!
Fathers at the counting room, sum, sum, sum!
-lChicago Sun.
Gathering autumn leaves. Husband" There now. my
dear. 1 think have got enough leaves for. all the
windows"
with two thousand million bushels OF corn to set rid oil
this year the West ought to start Universal Johnny
cake Association for the promotion OF corn Vctuas Noi
Africa know how TO make oOthsomo johnny cake and
1t would be philanthropy to our credit ana money VI o
pockets TO scatter the recipes ord-We-toprihsholu
Union.
First Passeager-why does this train make such an in
tolerable creaking noise wnonoy err 1t slows up
Second Pasenger-In order to protect the passengers
from the voice OF the brakeman when he calls out the
stations.
"were you at the horse YESTERDAY r. asked Aloha
OF Omega Yes" replied the latter, bnt was very
tame aud almost unsuccessful affair. dozen meats
we're rum a single jockey killed! But the tedlum
was some what relieved By OF The drivers having both
his legs broken - NOrristown Herald.
Here Is story which The ST. Jdm's's Ga-ete Qondon)
publishes as true II Is toll by the 1.-THE gentleman, we
should say TO whom happened He was shooting at
target one day when just he fired an owl new across
the range and fell dead. Going toward the target he
found taat "A second owl had been shot by the same
bullet After nihIr the owls the bullet cut of the tail
OF cow and concluded by burying itself deep in the
bullscye o! the target.
Conductor" said q nervous passenger on an East
bound tram will you he so kind rs 10 tell that man
passeng rs r. " How do you know the man is from
kansas r. Thunder aud blixen, what a question;
Can't You that he Is whistling Little Brown jug
| Chicago News.
This IL the time OF the year when the Rhode Island
papers chronicle the OF owusmcn who have been
travelling extensively In different parts OF the state
Tho Texas papers green with envy as they see how
much extensive travelling be done in Rhote Island
by keeping az eye open for the boundary lino
An Arkansas ofce-eekcr who mas failed to get any
thing thu, apostrophizes Mr. Cleveland IN a poem OF
passion v:
IIa ,laugl'st thou Cleveland my earning to scorn
Proud tool OF the Mugwumps thy plume shall DC shOrh
! You rushed like the eaglct eAultlGgly forth ~,
From your homo by the darSrong lakes OF the North.
The Mugwumls alone could not aid your bold Night
! And You looked to party to VIA you the hght'
yanir, Fair london, lanlents the tendency Of the
English nobility to 20 into trade" It seems that
Lord Londonderry daily adyerttses Goals. while Lord
Dulleys ramo stares us In the face shop window
I'm Lowndes-st. Several Of peers are club setre
tares or wine merchants, aud sons OF dukes are on
Change I'm the tea trade, etc. Lords Shrewsbury and
savcrnako run cabs and there Is quite an army OF ars
toerao brewers and agents" All this Il sad enough
lutiti,tob DO hoped that their lorlships making a
good thing out Of business. In that case they VIII
prob,by manage to survive the lamentations OF Vanity
Fur
The Hoyt Brothers, oyster planters Of New Haven,
/ have American oysters laid down the Irish and
TngIl-b coa.t- By this method OF culture tho stock
lcnrs the flavor said to 10 copper. ot oysters native
M fGo waters. ana thus tac company Is better aOle to
rr To the tastes of Her Mcstys subjects Last year
trsc nj ntcrs secured snme sets native shos This
sv,ien OF culture they term the Connecticut idea Ia
Leland they call tho oyster beds parks; Dir Hoyt
writes that these beds low water lie was able to
ride anon, some OF these beds In buggy. This WAS his
first experience Ia ths novel mo 10 OF tran portaton
over oy ster grounds. -INew-liaven Register