New-York tribune., 1885-03-12
THE TALK OF THE DAY.


This is Reform Administration and no mistake ne
President stesnly declines to accept deadhead taken
the Washington the II he goes to the play he WIN
not occupy box but will be seated like plain citizen
I'm the centre of the house. aud viii insist paying for
his ticket
Georgia editor Is responsible for the statement that
the happiest moment in young ladys life Is when she
person here and there who supposed that the most
fecous time OF her existence was when she nsa asae
minds Of that Impression u orristown Herald.
The service in Lcndon church recently COZ
Quoted in the japanese tongue for the benefit OF .
number Of japanese who attended shortened form o.
eyensong including the Creed and Lords Prayer In fas
Japanese language, was said by the Rev. H. Mannaen
of necessity responding. while The Oic Hun
dredth"~ Jesus calls DER the tumult" and Rock
Ages" were sung in English and Japanese, trsnslaoa
being provided The following Is the last verse OF Rok
Of Ages " In Japanese:
Yo nj aru uch mo
Shlranu mi Kuni no
Iva naru Yesu 20
Mata shinu tok mol
Sabaki ori mo
Naga mi wo-k2kome
The following notice has been put up 10 the kitchen
office of Trinity College, Cambridge: The cook hae
orders not TO suffer any to go from the kitchen any
@ Ss Frds Tss
should have thought that the compulsory ascetics
sIerers Why too, are undergraduates only to suffer-
on these days while Dons are be allowed to german
meats In chambers and eating them in hall Il a.
be sin, why Is not the other t-(London Truth.
The man who writes, and writes In verse,
Is seldom worth a tnkers curse.
The man who plays the violin.
Is always lazier than SIN
The han who thinks he knows u all,
Displays mighty sight OF gall
Is he whom we should all detest-
But he who pays the printer Is
The noblest Roman In the biz"
-lBig Springs TexaS Pantagraph
Now that the Athletic Club election has been settled
perhaps the world may be allowed to move on.
The Lime Rock weather prophet Of The Winsed Herds
for the winter Of 1sS45 making It out unusually d
He now prints card, OF which the closing sentenss
reads: Unlike others who have propbesed OF b
weather, will not attempt to defend my prognostica.a
but gracefully yield 70 the loge Of event syents ana WI"
Dr. Palsa claims to have discovered Cogsons lasi
asterod with the wonderful telescope OF the Kel Oh
seryatory II the Doctor wants fully to test the instrr
mens power he had better focus it at Washington anl
hunt around for administrative policy.
The baneful influence of the modern cooking academy
will penetrate the interior OF our best households !.
spite OF all endeavors to return to the good odascna
That looks very nice indeed remarked Mr.. FitsIw
to his better half as he uncovered the breakfast d''l
That is the anew new cooks speciality. Tpo sm0'A'
We'll. should say so,' as he made m unsuccessful
attempt TO cut 1t. It's mighty tough" ...
+" don't see. The cook had diploma She ousn'"
so6, that accounts for it, She's fried the diploma
Hartford Post.
BY far the most prosperous business that Is being -
red these days is that of recovering toughest ess'
A Long Island boy finds himself some $4,000 better
than he was few days ago, and $i0,OO0OOOis the nv
little pile which according to the latest story mas is
down upon o Buffalo woman Who wouldn't DO si'hS
lost heirt
Paris correspondent OF The London Telegrcp" re'o
to plan of French engineer. NJ. Berlier he epyps
system OF pneumatic transmission between fAs
London involving the employment Of two tubes-oneM -
sending and the other for receiving kilograms iess'
postal parcels weighing up to eleven pounds Inc s.
taken IL transmission, according 70 TINS 49, -.
protector, would be but 'hour, notwithstanans ~
pages at any stations which might be establisseo
way. NJ Berlier points out. pertinently enough, ~
transmission to Lyons and Marseilles could pe !.
still more easily than to London; there being no -,
cross. Letters and parcels sent from Paris ID
would, it Is said, reach that place In two hours
cry goes through the Austrian press about tnc ce
worked and underpaid victims Of elegraphy the psss ~
officials In which departments are said 20 70 nx nv ctb9
posed to having their minds anscss% tnan stsen
is made that within thirteen months, no less tn tnsticx
Of eight hundred 20 the ssos strain
mind the slender ray and the equally slender 'a-
pTomotion.-l American Register tParis).
NocrURNE IN B,HLAr
Oh, tho lady she puts on the roller sEates'
Over the fence fs Quit
And into the may her way she takes,
Eddy1ng here and about
Oh, but she shone In waltz or rsell
on but she slung dizzy hecll
Oh! but you'd ought to hoard her sques'-
Over the fence Is out. Il
[sEooND sTASzA IN A-NNoRl
Oaiyered and ratified the chandelier
Lather the arnica on -.
Where has the doctor g0ne|
Ah but her joyous race WAS run,
Ere the bright night had scarce begun
Not for Q week she have some fan-
LasA'r the arn''A On IN Budss'A