Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-12-26
BkIGHT BITS.

A NOTICE OF dissolution OF partnership
lately published in Mlnnesota paper stated
that me dissolution Was by mutual consent,
and add. q that the reason therefor was that
one Of the partners was too lazy to continue
the business, ~. y Sun.
DEPENDS on CIRCUMsTA Noes: First lady
Ard which side s yOur 'usbsnd now, Mrs.
hangles" second lady Sometimes one aud
sometimes another, mum. When il don want
any money he's Liberal, bus when IN short
he regular COnservative."-Lo P$Hch.
Two CARD PLAYING FRIENDS were passing
through pine forest IN Maine, when one
askeh the other this au laciOus conundrum;
why cannot the proprietor Of this forest fell
his own TIMBER" Because no one l. allowed
10 cut when 1t is his own deal. Shoe and
Leather Reporter.
"YFs, I think shall retire. I have been
thirty I'VE years on the bench
You must have been able to save consider
able money after 50 long and so honorable
career"
NO, have not. You see there isn't as
-nn~A MONEY in shoemaking as there used to
be.''-Puck.
An IMPROVED PATyTfHG. Insurance Ad-
iuster--'NU, Mr.. Block, we can allow you
nothing for the oil painting"
Mr.. BlOck--"But it, Is ruined"
ION, no, 1t Is improved. Before 1t was
-corched and smoked and cracked and Bills
tered it was worth only 500. frame and all
Now you can sell the bare canvas for $50. 900
az the work of an old master. "-Chicdgo Neaos
THIS PAPER says German professor has
discovered way to make good, nutritious
bread out OF wood"
"P-haw! there's nothing curious about
that"
Norhlng curious? why, just think of it.
good. nourishing food from wood
Certainly; the poorest kind Of board, you
know, contains bread. "-BiagAGnto Re-
publican.
WIFE-"Oh, there it comes! That is the
delivery wagon"
observation-disclosures what comes?'
Wife-''The-the Christmas present bought
Husband gong to the doorl-"Y on are mis-
taken. dear. | suppose the present, whatever
II is, will come By mail"
But what did the wagon bring?"
only the bill, my love. "-PhtIddeIDhtG Gall.
II AM SORRY" observed the parishiOner.
that can't pay my pew rent this quarter"
ppm very sorry, teo, Mr.. Jones'" returned
the clergyman. Il presume you lost your
money gambling in stOct -"
mo, can't say that did"
"fhen in specializing IN OilE'
mo. To tell YOU the truth ! did not,
attended your church fair the other evening.
and got rop d into a lottery"
"OhW-E1cbdn0e.
THE SHIFTING STANDARDS set up by SER
wants a6urd material for broad classifiGa-
non. When such vO,ume is prepared this
fact should be ChronCled: family Wishing
do the sea-coast cheaply furnished the
q
| Tour tiny grizzlies. The freshly captured scr
| want girl stood still when sh came to inspect
| the stove and saw four openings onv in the
| top. a look of disdain crept over her classic
| face, and then she said soornfully: II never
,o"ks with less than seven holssr'-B0ston
1 Record.
! THE MAIDEN's FAREWELL
The time has come and we must part,
The teardrop dims mine eve.
How oft I've clasped thee to my heart
| With JOY in days gone by!
When first saw thee was sure
Thou earnest to me to stay,
But nothing earthly doth endure
All things must pass away.
How Oft, in days forever past.
My form thou hast embracedi
| Another takes thy place at last
And clasp me round the waist
But such is lfe-we meet to part,
In midstOf change we dwell.
! j clasp another to my heart
Old corset fare thee we'll!