St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-11-15
MEN MINNEAPOLIS.

Doc Ames is one of the heirs of the Law
renee Ownley estate. When he made the
discovery he Immediately invested in box
of cigars.
Col Fairman has earned the title of ''Old
Ubiquity." He shoots poetry at the New
Workers, spouts Bunker hill at the Massa-
chusetts club, raves high art to the Society
of Fine Arts lectures practical art to the
Y. M. G. A., and shriekS industrial art at
the exposition.
Gen. Washburn having set Senator Dawes
right on the upper Mississippi reservoir
question, the earth will now revolve from
west to east as formerly.
The mayor, solIoquiZing: I have decap-
itated Kirkham, but will that sop satisfy
the public Cerberus?
Proprietor Sherman of the Nicollet house
is constantly followed about by fine St.
Bernard dog. He looks like one of the old
masters pictures of St. Mark and the Lion.
If Assistant City Attorney Carleton
could be disconnected with the administra-
ton and with relationship with the mayor,
how much better it might be for the inves-
tigation.
Hon. G. NJ. Loring has added another
blossom to his crown. He is also president
of the Sons OF Maine.
Supt Nelse Williams has arrived at the
conclusion that reporter is pretty nice
kind of fellow after all.
j. j. Hill, the glistening naiad Of the
East side water power. fell into the water
few days ago, while prospecting with Engi
neer flaming.
W. W. Eastman has added 81. 900 TO the
f,,pI h,,f hot craniaI cp,iIar
Thomas Lowry, has not been heard from.
Aid. Haugan has almost weaned that
lusty youngster, his mayoralty boom.
What Inspector Pardee doesn't know of
practical engineering does not amount to
much.
The Watson brothers are not entered in
the dude show at the dime museum.
Loyal Bintliff, the head usher at the
Grand, wears his clothes without charging
his tailor for the advertisement
Senator Langdon will square matters in
his canvass by subscribing both to the expo
sition and the ice palace.
Gen. Rosser, laden with "tidings of COM
fort and joy'' for Maj. Henderson, is said to
be en- route to Minneapolis.
Jacob Barge is making the anxious in
quiry whether his proposed new residence
will be in the Eighth ward.
Col. C. W. johnson is now advertising
for boarding in the Washington city papers
Brother Williams SUCCESSES that Prof
Tousey's lecture on America would be
great thing for the Trades assembly; but
Brother Williams. if he has any regard for
the late consul to Trieste. will never bring
him within range of the Trades assembly
guns.
There was a sound of weeping and la
mentatien in the Eighth ward, Lawrence
mourning for his Kirkham and would not
be conferted because he was not.
Deputy Postmaster Hughes says the
GLOBES cenundrum is hard one, but he
can answer it after the 18th of December.
D. W. Knowlton has been engaged as
model by the Artists club. He will pose
in stained glass attitudes for studies in
athletics.
Col. NJ. ". Glenn and ex-Mayor Ames
have buried the Ratchet and smoked the
mug of peace The next Democratic con-
vention will be a genuine love-feast and
Orville Rinehart's occupation will be gone.
Alderman Sly says he hardly realized how
fair he was until he saw his picture in the
GLOBE.