Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-10
BRIGHT BITS.

care you ill?" asked the physician; "let me
see your tongue, please IT'S no use, doc
tor" replied the patient; mo tongue can tell
how bad feel"
Philadelphia that the Democrats talk or
ere ting an equestrian statue Of it in Far
mount park SDrtagfei8 Uadon.
1T must be very healthy season over in
England this year, SAID a reporter. II has
been long time now SIEGE we have heard OF
the death OF any of Ellen Terry's husbands.
A GENTLEMAN said to minister: when
do you expect to see Deacon 5. again -
Never" sad the reverend gentleman, sol
emnly. The deacon IS IN heaven."-Inde-
pendent.
a ST. PAUL MAN has been Ostracsed from
society and his fife Is being made miserable
IN every possible way, because he admitted To
visitor that Minneapolis was MALI decent
place.-Bo8ton Post.
The New York Ledgs- thinks that American
girls are more heautifu than they were 10 or
70 years ago We should say that this is eIn
uenly true Of girls who wore born IS or 20
years aSo.-Sprtngfed Union,
PAT. having heeu on a spree, fell down one
flight Of stairs and laudcd a the top Of the
next. Loo Ing down the first flight, as he
raised himself up. he eXclaimeh: "Bedad,
that's the frat tonne liver fell up sthairs wild
such force"
A SPIRIT MEDIUM saws he has heard from
the Otntf WOfltt- dGu hFft IlaFk 3hlues ud~
already laid claims Ju e-quarter OF the ter
ritOry in sight There was something about
the climate that probably made her think she
was still III New Orleans. Graphic.
A DOUBTFUL pIAGNosIs.-DoctOr - "I'm
'fraid, Mlssus Brown, dat dish yer is case Oh
de gastrick fobah." Mrs. BrOwn-"Wa' /
doan see how he ke'ched de gGstrick febah
rOun' heah, kase we down burn muffin but
karisene, an powerful little er dat."-HQr-
per's BGsar.
He 'SwATH HIS LILY's BEAU
"Don't meadle with my Lily"
SAID the knight from Piccadlly,
Clntching at his rlvaPs hair.
And he swat" him 80 severely
That the latter very nearly
Went climbing mp the golden stair.
-CAfcdJ0 Tribune.
MALONE and Wise are devoted to the great
cause of emapcipating OH Virginia from the
dreaVy rule of the alleged aristOcracy that
have she'd her blond and squandered her treas
ury and placed her IN bonds cincinnati
Commercial Gdsetfs This may be all so. but
il seems quite as much thelaip of the Demo
Gratis as the other fellows 20 release the old
Dominion from these HbOnds' of heIs.-PhiId-
detDhid Ne30S.
IN the early days of Methodism in Scotland
certain congregation. where there was hut
one rich man, desired to build a new chapel
a church meeting was held The old rich
Scotchman rose, and. SAID; Brethren. we
diuna need new chapel: IN give f5 FOR re-
bhtIss 1uNi iilOu u bAt bl pisASttI lNltAtB iIbii
the ceiling hut HIM on tho head. Looking up
aud seeing how bad 1t was, he said: "Breth-
rem, it's wOrse than thOUct; I'll make it 80
pun" ''Oh, L0rdr' exclaimed Il devoted
brother on a back seat, hit I'm AGAIN.
Exchange.
THE farmer leads no life,
The G d sOWs will rot,
And when AT Y rests from strife
His bones all A X lot.
In d d has to struggle hard
To + i livIngout;
II G frOsts do not rCtard
His crops there II 3 A drought.
The hired + hes to pay
Are awful a q, too;
They X rest whom he's away,
Nor any work will do.
Both N 2 cannot make TO meet,
And then for A d takes
Some bOarders who so r 7 eat,
& no money makes.
or little Y finds this life
Sick in Old A G les,
The debts nc . leaves his wife.
And then IN e dies. --EgobGn0s.