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The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20

WINEGART-SIIAW.-A the residence OF the
brides parents, June 9TH, lSss. BY Rev: f.. G:
Miss Helena Shaw, Of South Boulder.
BOYLAN-WEl.I.S.-At Twin Bridges, Montana,
on Wednesday. June I'D, 1885. the Rev. f. A. Rig.
gin officiating, assisted by the Rev. w. +. King,
the Rev. Frank G. Boylan, Of Jefferson valley.
Madison county. Montana. and Miss yeannettr
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20

BALED HAY, WHEAT AND OATS
For sale. CROW & SAIEAD
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NOTICE TO SToCKMEN,

On the 4th July, 1885, shall sell in the town of
Dillon NJ. IT, ECO head of horses, for cash or nego-
table notes bearing interest at one per cent per
month until paid.
AAIEDE RESSETTE.
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T0R GALE.

N..;. ano and Parlor Set. Inquire of Mrs. ]. C.
'''' AZ the Corinne Hotel, Dillon, Mont.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20
SCREEN DOORS IS WINDOWS

lust received an assortment Of Screen Doors and
Windows ~ all sizes. Call and examine, at Hay.
wards -,.rpenter shop, first door north OF Dillon
pa ,IIlon.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20
COAL.

,n s,;,, OF Coal will please take notice that
"ua;on s as'y and only authorized agent of the
CO.., eae'he Coal Company" for the sale of their
Of ll;ns point. Twill soon have in tull supply
ash ,,a" ' which will be sold at the very lowest
Respectfully,
DAVID LAMONT.
S~so~~~~~~~~~>~~o>.
oont10tr~2
Case and s'. = ". Noble has received Surgeons
paip bv M prepared to extract teeth without
"e use Of Nitrous Oxide Gas.
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Sewing Machine Repairing.

nose who have sewing machines that need re.
pairing, call ON John P. Zalsman.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20
CLOCKS! CLOCKS! CLOCKS

Half car. load just received fro'' the factory OF
the celebrated Seth Thomas manufacture and Will
be sold at bottom prices. Call .d sec tor Yourself
MS. L. kUPFER.
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3o3.IO1s b

Having sold out the Dillon Branch of our Lum-
oer business, we are anxious to close up all out.
saading accounts. either by cash or note at the
earliest possible date. Statements will be sent out
al having accounts on our books, and parties in.
aso'ed to us will please make prompt payment.
MONTANA LUMBER AND PRODUCE Co.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20
SUMMER MILLINERY.

The ladies of Dillon and vicinity are Respectfully
informed that Mrs. l.. T. Hanson has lust received
a full line of Summer Millinery Call at her store
on Railroad Avenue and examine the new stock,
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20
OATS WANTED.

For which we will pay the highest CASH price
Call and see us. CROW K SNEAD.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20
NEW BUSINESS LOCALS.
II. NJ. Osborne s. Co.'s Dillon Agent

Geo. IL. Savage is still agent for the d. NJ. Os-
borne 4 Co.'s Mowers and Self Binders: the stand
ard machines OF the world. A full stoci; of wire,
twinc and extras kept on hand.
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ENLARGED PICTURES.

with NO. lovers Of hne art in portraiture will be pleased
C. N..s.S wolk being supplied in this line by Mr.. F.
escel1sn, el1'' whose reputation for furnishing most
,h,onahs. pictures is thoroughly established
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~ oosen Ward & Payne's solid neck sheep
saea's just received by r. w. Poindexter.
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PHOTOGRAPHS.

Citizens OF Dillon and Southern Montana will
please take notice that will temporarily close INV
GALLERY in Dillon on Tuesday, June the ed, and
will open again on July ,st
J. II. NESBITT.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20
Hot Rolls Every Day

AT the City Bakery, at O'Clock y. III. Send vo,r
orders in at noon. '"
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20

Charles G. Noble, dentist will return to Dill
lon about June 18TH. Those who may need his ser
vices, take notice.
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FOR 9AIsn.

Dwelling house, barn and two lots, adjoining D,
Pickman's. Inquire on the premises, Of c. L
Thomson.
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For Rent.

"A nice room to rent, furnished or unft,rnished
Inquire of G. H. Savage.
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'''oo Fer Ton. Carloads, o Per Ton.
Sobree, Ferris 4 White Co.
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MONEY TO LOAN.

Money to Loan on approved security. Apply to
PHIL SHENoN, Bannack. Montana.
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Go to the New Fruit store In Postoffico
buikling for all kinds of Green Fruits, kept
byJ r. HOLDEN.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-06-20

A car load soon to arrive al SEBREE, FERRIS 4
White Co.'S.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
The Capture OF John brown.

From an account in the June Gen.
fary OF John Brown at Harper's Ferry,
written by one Of his prisoners, who
was In the engine-house during the in.
surrection, and afterward held tho rank
OF captain in the Confederate army, We
quote the following: when Lieuten.
ant Stuart came in the morning for the
fhal answer to the demand to surren-
der, got up and went to Browns
side to hear his answer.
"Stuart asked, Are you ready to
surrender, and trust to the mercy OF
the GovernmentP'
"Brown answered promptly, MOI l
prefer to die here.
Ills manner did not betrey the least
fear.
stuart stepped aside and made the
signal for the attack, which was iu.
stantly begun with sledge-hammers to
break down the door.
Finding 1t would not yield, the SOL
diers seized long ladder for q batter
ingram, and commenced beating the
door with that, the party within
hrlng incessantly. l had assisted in
the barricsding, liking the fastenings
80 that could remove them upon the
iirst effort to got In. But was not Al
the door when the batterinR began.
and could not get to the fasteninps I'm.
III the ladder was used. then QUICK.
|" r"m"vsd tho fAstAain0s. and after
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21

When the sun broke through the
clouds and shone on Madison Square
yesterday afternoon, it brought great
many children out of their houses to
play, and with them an elderly German
who had no match with him to light
his cigar. The children noticed the
elderl y German borrow lighted cigar
from young man, take light, and
90 to hand it back. At that stage of
the proceedings second young man
appeared and stretched out his hand
for the borrowed cigar The borrow
er, after moments hesitation, handed
back the cigar 20 the young man from
whom he thought he had borrowed it.
The owner of the cigar became indig-
nant and tore the old gentleman's hat
A park policeman fastened to the
scene and offered to arrest everybody.
But the old man didn't want anybody
arrested; he only wanted tho price OF
his hat. This the young man refused
to pay.
The policeman started off on his ram.
bles again. A dull thud startled him,
and he turned round in time to see the
old man knock the young one fiat with
beautiful right-hander. He fastened
back, but before he could arrest any
body the old man with tho young one
in tow was steaming toward Third av-
enue. When he came back he wore a
brand new hat, and told the policeman
that the young man had concluded to
pay up. He added that he had return
ed the cigar to the wrong young man,
and that if he could meet the one who
fooled him he would knock him down
as fast as he could get up.-Aew YORK
Sun
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
The Charming Widow.

She was pretty and sweet, so much
so that the several clerks nearly broke
their necks in struggling to see who
would be the one to wait on her. but
she ignored them all, and sitting down
| on a stool, drew from her pocket q
handkerchief which she held in readi-
ness for application TO her eyes, and
sent for the manager. He soon came
up to the lady, who, with the handker-
chief to one eye, flashed the other bril-
liant orb at his and told her story
thusly:
Mr.. b, Charley. my husband
| (sob), is dead, and have no suitable
| (sniiilc) mourning. | came down to
see (gulp) if you would trust me for .
| (sob) mourning outfit" (sniillc). Here
the other eye was hid behind the hand.
| kerchief, while kind of cold chill
shudder passed over her.
But, my dear madam, don't know
| you. 1t would be rather departing
from our rules to comply with your
request" replied Mr. B, politely.
"How much OF a bill did you want to
buyP'
81 want (sob)-about two (another
snitile), two hundred dollars, | (sob)
guess"
81 am sorry. but as you are q
| stranger to me | shall have to decline,
unless you furnish security or come
recommended by someone known to
| US.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21

aud "a NIUE uiraiu, ana ne Kissed
them one after the other on both
cheeks with loud peasants kiss. On
seeing the stranger draw near, the
baby screamed SO violently that II
nearly took fits.
Then the two men went out together.
As they were about to pass the Cafe
de Commerce Lcvosquo asked, "S'pusc
we take a drinkp'
81 III willing declared Martin
They entered, sat down in the still
vacant bar-room, and LcvcsVuc cried:
con! Chicot!- bring two brandioS; the
good stun. YOU know. This is Martin
who's come back Martin. you know.
my wilo's husband--yOu know, Mar
TN OF the DcuN- STrs, VINO was lost.
And the barkccpcr, with three
glasses in one hand and dccantcr IN
another, approachcd-stout, ,anguinc,
pulled up with fat, and observed yer,
quietly: "WclI, so you're back again
MarLiu?h
Martin answered: I'm back again
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21

IN all trades which take room there are
limits to competition. Two half-pence
on two loaycs arc not equal to u penny
on one loaf when the ovens will only
hold so many loavus. Then the buyer
who cares about the fall of penny is
always wanting credit, and does not
like TO quit the man VINO viii give II,
aud who regards dCscrtion rs tho one
objectionable sin. Moreover, he. or
rather she, believes in the customary
price, and, whatever the newspapers
may say, cannot get rid OF the imprcs-
sion that somehow the undcrsolIcr Is
giving her, IN some way, inferior quail
ity for her mOuCy-a belief diligently
encouraged 10y the regular tradcsman.
Aud lastly, the undrrsclIcr being any
ious mainly Tor accidental custom, Is
neither 50 obligiug nor 50 patient, nor
so careful about deliveries rs his cstab-
lishcd rival.
so strongly do these three causes
work together, that we have heard OF
instances in which bakers in popuIous
ncighbOrhoods have bought their un-
dcrsclling rivals stocks and sold them
at their own prices without their Gus
toners ever knowing or rcscnting the
tax so directly levied The force of
habit which even arrests downfalls IN
bread. is much stronger a. to articles
less needed and less accurately under-
stood. till we arrive at cases i'll which,
Us in the milk trade, chcapncss is posi-
lively suspected or dislIkcd, rs II 1t
must of necessity be based upon some
fraud. OF course. in the end, II whole
sale prices are low the undcrscllcrs win,
and the now price establishes itself, in
which ease woe to the retailers when
Wholesale prices rise. They have TO
endure a storm OF inquiries, obiurga-
tiOnS. and cpithcts which must take
the sweetness OF their previous gains
quite out of them. and very often are
compelled to yield and compensate
themselves by unsuspcCtcd reductions
in quality. As rule, however, the
demand that customary and low
price should be lower still comes with
surprising slowness, and the distrib-
utors, when their wholesale market has
given way. enjoy unexpected profits
continuously for months. The public
will not, in this instance, grudgc the
shopkeepcrs their gains, for they had
previously been suffering greatly from
different causes-one being the diff
Guilty OF meeting the competition of the
stores; but they certainly for some time
past have had cause to bless the gen
rral depression. '-Ihe Spectator.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
The Borrowed Horse.

IL will relate little circumstances
that took place in Mexico a few years
before i left there. One of my friends
had horse extremely gentle and of
such an easy, agreeable gait that he
took the greatest care of him and held
him at a great price. A wel-fcd big
and lusty friar was friend tn our
neighbor-one who liked the good
things of this world as well rs he liked
to ride out to the small towns border
ing upon the city of Mexico and take
dinner with the bonny asses and coun-
trymen inhabiting those villages. lie
used to ask my friend to loan him his
horse to take these excursions just
around the capital, and, as his requests
were granted with SO good Il grace, he.
in a short time, went SO far rs to ask
the loan of this favortc animal to go to
Cuernavaca, a distance of Is leagues.
As this happened pretty often, our :
friend complained to me one day OF the
indiscretion OF the friar. asked him
il he could procure me a triar's dress
for few days, and leave his horse with
me for the same time. He did so. |
dressed myself in the frar's dress and
went in where the horse was. | took
good whip in my hand aud made him
do penance for no other sin but that of
too much gentleness. Going out took
of my friar's dress and went in again
in my own dress. and handle,t him F;
gently. repeated the operation Il few
days, at the end of which took the
horse back to his master, and told him
he might lend him to the friar whcncv-
er he pleased. A day or two after he
came to my store. Your remedy
said he, has had marvellous effect.
Our monk has just left my house, per-
fectly persuaded that my horse is pos
sessed with the devil. For when tho
holy parsonage came up to take him by
the bride to get on him, he was 50
frightened, and wheeled round SO quick
and few away from him with so much
terror, that one would have said that
he took him for the destroying angel
The friar crossed himself many times,
hurried away in all haste to the con-
vent to sprinkle himself with holy wa
ter, and never asked my friend for his's
horse again. In this case the horse o
remembered the dress, not the features
OF the individual who the whip on
him. -" "Idchyhtppodam,a,' by W. U
PetlOU. o.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21

friends whose advice they had scorned
with SO dreadful result. In his anger.
Allah had inflicted terrible sentence
upon them. The writer carefully In
ssts on the circumstance that the cul-
prits were Jews.
The Prophet and his followers admit
this mctamorphosis by Gods special
Intervention as fact, and this fully
explains the prominent part assigned
to apes In all Arabic fables and tales.
The early Egyptians believed religious
| ly that some groups OF monkeys were
experts in writing, and. by that fact
alone, equal il not superior to mankind
In general. A number Of apes were
consequently sheltered and fed in tho
temples, worshiped during life, and
embalmcd after death Those priv-
legged specimens of the four-handed
| tribe, when first introduced into the
temple. were handed n slate and PEN
ci! by the chief-priost, and humbly re-
quested to show their right to admis-
sion into the sacred asylum by writing.
The gamboling and grinning candidates
wrote, and nobody ever doubted that
the figures traced by their agile hands
fully deserved to be classcd in the cat
egory of hieroglyphs. So highly were
they held in respect and veneration.
that the holy Sphinx was represented
with their hair-dress. and. till to-day.
men and women in the country of the
Mahdi give their hair tho same shape.
But the Egyptians never admitted that
the priests or Pharaohs were the de-
scendants Of monkeys, while, on the
contrary, the Hindoos built houses and
temples to shelter and worship apes.
and vcncratcd the princes Of their coun-
try AS the direct offspring Of tho holy
animals. The Arabs regard the latter
rs 1.-THE descendants of the wicked, to
whom nothing is sacred, nothing re-
spectacle, nothing too good or too bad /;
who never feel friendly dispositions for
other creatures Of the Lord, and are
damned by Allah, and carry the like
ness of the devil aud of man combined
on their ill-shaped bodies. " DR.. Al
fred +. Brehm, IN Popular Science
M0nthiy for June.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
The EoS In Fiction.

In fables the character Of the fox Is
dual. 1t Is generally the deccivor. but
also on occasions the dupc. Many an
mals on occasion fall victim to it
in the single romance of Rcinckc Fuchs
it outwits aud UNANIMOUSLY ruins the
king lion and pretty nearly all his cour-
tier quadrupcds ds-but every now and
again the same animals ilout it, make
fun of it, play tricks on It, Even cocks
and Kids have n Joke occasionly at its
expense. which is very true TO nature,
for we often see the professional sharp
er, the habitual traitor, exposed and
put to shame by simple honesty or
mother wit. Betty with her mop routes
the fencing master. But. above all,
the fox is always beaten when he tries
to pass oil his dishonCstics upon other
foxes; the roguos know cach other too
well to try to guess where the pea is.
SO when the fox falls by accident into
the dyer's vat, and comes out fine
blue all over, he goes back 10 his kim
drcd and tells them that he is a pea
cock of the sky. But they recognize
his voice and worry him till they pull
all his blue fur OIL, aud he dies. Stories
Ol luc sulnt pNllplL aI' tDuuuaht anu
familiar to all. Yet there are plenty
OF occasions in which the fox behaves
very honorably to its friends and APP
pears in the light OF a bcnctactor, nota-
bly,. in those tales where Reynard plays
the part of puss-in-boots, such as
"Cosmo the Quickly Enriched" and
others. Moreover, the cock is some
times found on the most friendly terms
with the fox, who helps it against their
common enemy, the wolf. 1t is almost
needless to say that many poets con-
denim fox-hunting, (which rural gen.
tlemen call sport divine and perhaps
supcrtluous to add that their reasons
hardly justify their condemnation. Tc
them the sportsman appears something
less than human.
Especially does this class of poet de.
test to see women in the field.
Far be the spirit of the chase from them.
UnComCly courage, unbCSCcmiug skill.
To spring the fence to rein the prancinl
steCd
They hope "such horrid JOY" will
never stain the bosom of the British
fair. - The GcHticmdH'S Magazine.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
Bill Nye at n Military Banquet.

am not much of a military man.
once undertook to hold a claim in the
North Park. but a bitterness, sprang mp
between myself and the Indians. and |
lost my front hair. Cholera, chief of
the Utes, came to the Boomerang mine
one day and said he would give me two
sleeps to get away in. didn't want
any difficulty with him, and | thought
one sleep was enough, and so hurried
right away. | said to him: Noble war.
rior of the knock -kneed Utcs, take my
mine, you can have it, it's already
salted; it will keep through the hot.
weather all right. Help yourselves to
anything you can find; take my grub.
take my whisky; drink yourself into a
premature grave at my expense, tiro
up with my nitro-g glycernc and drop
on yourself. And then | got out. -
Boston G{Obe,
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21

two or three strokes OF the ladder the
engine rolled partially back, making
small aperture, through which Lieu
tenant Green Of the marines forced
himself, jumped on top Of the engine,
aud stood second in the midst of II
shower of balls, looking for John
Brown. When he saw Brown he sprang
about twelve feet at him. and gave an
undnr-thrust of his sword, striking him
abou, midway the body and raising
him completely from the ground.
Brown fell forward with his head be-
tween his knees, aud Green struck him
several times over the head, aud, as |
then supposed, split his skull at every
stroke.
al was not two feet from Brown mt
that time. OF course got out of the
building AS soon As possible, and did
not know till some time later that
Brown was not killed 1t seems that
in making the thrust Green's sword
struck Browns belt, and did not penc-
trate the body. The sword was bent
double. The reason that Brown was
not killed when struck on the head was
that Green was holding his sword in the
middle. striking with the hilt and max
ing only seal p wounds
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
--
ShOc-Strings for Fodder.

whats the matter. little grip"
asked MISUNDERSTANDING old gentle
man of diminutive figure in red
shawl Saturday on Market street.
"Boo-hoo-h was the only answer
the little girl could give for some mo-
ments, SO overcome was she with weep
ing.
Are you scared at the horse, sisp"
asked the old gentleman. "He won't
hurt you" A horse stood very near,
calmly chewing away at something
which was hidden lin his mouth. BY
this time quite crowd had collected.
The horse turned his head toward the
pavement and the little girl cried out:
Don't let him; please take him
away-boo- -hoo-ho. Hes eaten nearly
all Of 'em up now. Boo-hoo-ho."
The horse gathered in luscious
mouthful of shoe-strings from the little
girls basket
You brutev" exclaimed the old gen.
tleman, striking at the animal with his
cane. The horse only shut his eyes
and chewed away.
How many has he eaten, little
grip" asked one of the bystanders.
NEARLY all of 'em-boo-ho! can't
make him STOP"
At this point the driver Of the horse
came up and the old gentleman said:
See here, young man, il you don't
feed that brute III put the cruelty So
ciety on you.'
Il do feed him." was the gruff re-
ply.
What, on shoe-strings?"
Yes, and he eats everything that
comes in his way"
ut appears So"
why. has he been after you'" asked
the driver as he mounted the wagon
and drove off. The crowd laughed
and dispersed as the old gentleman
threw quarter into the child's lap.
She dried her tears and moved back
from the curb-stone, fearing to expose
her wares to the dainty appetite Of an
other horse. Phiiddeiphtd Times,
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
The Cheap aud the Deap Seller.

ls it not the first law of economics
that the cheap seller will supersede the
dear seller and get all bis market
awayP Certainly that is true in the
long run but it is not true in five min
utes. The difficulties in the way Of the
'undercutter" or underseler are very
great indeed. In the first place, 1.-THE
trade hate him, and the hatred of tho
trade is unpleasant-good assistants
stunning the banned shops-or, in the
strictly organized trades, intolerabe.
Effort after effort has been made to beat
the bakers, who hold very closely to-
gether, but with very little result.
They will let down prices to a point.
but no further. being quite aware that
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-06-21
Must Keep Their Trade,

A reporter stood in the office Of q
| downtown grocery on Saturday con-
versing with the proprietor, when the
sudden "B-r-r-r-r!' Of the telephone in
terrupted the chat.
Hello! What's wantedp' asked the
man Of provisions.
"ls this Mr.. Blanks storep" inquir-
ed the person at the other end of the
line.
"Yes; 60 ahead"
This is Mrs. -. | would like
small change for IS bill. and wish you
would send man over with it. Will
it be too much troubleP'
"Oh, no. III send il at once. Good.
by"
"Well. that's rather COOL" remarked
the reporter. "Such calls must be prof
table"
I'VE don't mind little things Of that
kind" replied the grocer, "but IN
give you an instance OF farcial develop
ment that's worth recording. Ono
rainy night about week ago lady
rang me up and asked if would send
her an yeast cake at once. told her
| would deliver 1t myself on my way
home. walked six blocks with that
internal yeast cake in my pocket and
delivered it to servant who respond
ed TO my knock on the front door. The
next morning was somewhat aston
ished when the lady called me up by
telephone and informed me that the
next time any Of my men delivered
goods at her house they we're to come
to the back door. Isn't that enough to
drive man out Of businessp Well, it's
but sample Of the messages that come
over that telephone OF mine, but as
these people are good customers
can I talk back to them withou. losing
their trade. "-DetrOit Free Press.