New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-27
THE TALK OF TEE DAH

Lieutenant william H. sohuetze, United States Nayv
who has been selected to carry the presents ordered b
Congress to the Siberian natives who aided the Jeannet
survivors, win sail from here In couple Of wee m
presents will consist Of fourteen rifles supply Of knives
and axes cooking utensils clothing, tea and tobacco
The Knives axes and riHe-barrels will be made q
wrought iron the intense cold docs not Affect the
metal 1t does Steel In delivering these articles to s
natives Lieutenant schuetze win have to travel abost
$4,000 miles sedges, drawn by horses and rendees
| after leaving the terminus Of the railway.
Yesterday afternoon book agent putin an appearance
house In the suburbs of Austin which is called tn
Athens Of Texas The proprietor Of the establishments
Ssg
saw the en he paa,sd for Minute r. ms aoGr
this dog and then I'll attend TO you Ono OF tme yoS
know The book agent discovered that ne was e. ne
| family quarrel-lTexas Strings.
A SONG OF BASEBALL.
In the temple Of fame sublime,
OF men and women who strive to mako
name In prose or rhyme;
But give to me classic degree
Be its honors ever SO high,
The ball that goes whistling by.
Some men may follow tie greed Of gold
But worry Gr and fret makes young blood old,
r And they frsr their lives esq sTs badly u.
BY hotball. what Of that
IN boldly stand, with bIistered hand,
"A
| The cycist may ride his givrng wheel.
The skater his rollers den,
And pugistic cranks may feel
But give to the diamond free,
though Il. t SssiI rye lost 90 count cost
| -[Bost0n Globa
There may be great gains for Russia ct the gate ID
Herat but II the goes on there VIII be gains Tor
| America here at home at q greater gait
<h~ of,no1u
in the Preparatory College are corrupted by tuition
eral others works.-tTwo Republics, City VI Mexico.
The people Of Boston are happy in the remembrance
that Shakespeare had been dead only nineteen years
when the Boston Latin School was founded.
The Boston Post says that Civil Service reform e SIN
IN the asaG g sss Rs
pretty deep hole in the ground-[sprngheld Union.
While the President is absorbed In pipoce. vulgarly
! known as peaknucke, Mr.. Manning has been playing
heavier game. That is to say he laid down three OF
kind and all knaves. in single hand-Pillsbury' cnAss
and Troupe
| THE aRowL or A PEssIMIsr.
| The world is growing better every day
| This fact is plain, SO hopeful people say.
Jmay be- but the keen observer sees
That pepper still is largely made OF pease
The pump stilI aids to swell the s.d milk supply diva
| And ''prlme old port" We get from iogwood uya
| The bottom OF the strawberry box draws near
! And nearer to the top each passing year.
| Tho 0pest APPLES cherry checked and round
| still at the top Of apple barPs are found.
| Ah who would dream behoding such show.
SO many rotten were hid belowD
| "Pure dairy butter"; much OF this, ween,
Is still composed OK oleomargarine
The world is growing better people say
New rogueries are developed every day.
| The world Is as t has been since II began:
| Man studies still to cheat his fellow man.
| -[Boston Courier
Presenting upon the poiteness OF New-Orieans gentle
| man. a bearded stranger, escorting lazy eniered q
Camp-st car yesterday, and Immediately dumped NM
self into only vacant place AS he had expected
gentleman and gave the lady sea1-New-oreans
| Picayune.
A gentlemanwho will join the great army of movers
on May l. and will give up his pew in fashionable up
town church. was asked yesterday by lady whether
the pew was desirable one He replied; wen,
| there are two small objections to It. Ono 10
that YOU cannot see the minister the other that you
cannot hear what he says With these exceptions how
| ever the pew is all that can be wished"
How easily things go wrong everyone knows by ample
experience Tufb0y, came home tired OUT anu useo
mn IL was OF those days WHEN ne Couldn't lay up
| n cent" mainly because he couldn't catch the cent.
Throwing hlms self into chair aDd vping on the mid
| y feel as II / would like to kick myself !"
"Why, what's upr inquired Jimmy.
Its all up. might have made
Oh the old complaint 1 didn't know but you hao
turned Mugwump and kicking over thenew appoint
ments."-lHa Post.