Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-25
BRIGHT BITS.

A BOSTON PARAGRAPH says that Miss How
ara, the author of 20 .c sumner" has sailed
Tor Europe. II she j, the author OF last eum-
mer, the country will hear OF her departure
wan serenity NiIioaukee Sentinel.
THE New rk Tyi5.ae says OF Mary An
derson IS "Rosalind?' Every en- nation of
her heart Is eloquent Of innate rOya superior
ny ~ NO wonder her mAnag- + charges two
Herald.
CINCINNATI the restaurant keepers have
powder that they sprinkle over small Oys-
tcrs. caus ng them TO swell and on viii o ten
meet young men IN BOSTON who seem to have
been sprInkled with his same powder. - BoS-
foH Commercial BuiletDn.
land did you tamely stand by and permit
smith 10 cal you l. T. and a coward ." Not
much. dldn'c Pm not that kind of a man "
what did you do" Il hurried of and saw
ny lawyer. I've got nee wit esse-. and the
case comes up to-day.' -He1o York Tunes.
WHAT is life ami no loving:" she tenderly
a her mead on his shoulder she laid
w haI Is love ana no llvingf' M sadly replied,
AS he thought of his board bill, an all.
B Ston gazette.
us WAsHINGToN's BIRTHDAY observed in
ieAas" asked - sew Yorker who was visit
ing san Antonio. observed" eXclaim 1t
the astOnlshed native. why it's venerate
Ii takes four car loads of beer to fill the de-
manu on that sacred ia, ."-TeDdS SlIttags.
THE DIMEDIATE DELIVERY STAMP isa ,alu-
tOle Improvement IN the Ustal servic but
"hat Is even more n eded is an immediate
mailing amp thai will prevent a man from
carry ing the letters his wife has given him TO
man Immediately week or two in his pocket.
htcago Times.
POLITICIAN Cautiously -"Isn't it about
tmo you tapped that Jar'l. Mr.. Davenport?
~, 90 are expecting something of the
kind, yOu know"
w.. Davenport (who doesn't understand
n. | al no. b.,f
rel, but 1 wouldn't mind quart bottle or
tWo."-Ne2o York Sun.
PRESIDE CLEVELAND told the members
81 tue Baltimore synod me other day that he
remembered every word OF he Presbyterian
shorter catechlsm." II is probable that he
would nov, after eight months experience
with ofhce-seekers, answer the question:
w nat Is the chief end Of man?' as follow:
40 glorify the Democratic party ami
ENJOY The offices forever. "-Bostoa POst.
THE Republican county ticket, nominated
Tor trading purposes, Is already under the
auc liOneer's hammer.
This county ticket is up for sale,
Made by machine, from head to tail,
1t seek no partisan support.
But VIII sell out
If you'll but shout,
How many votes for Davenport.
--NetO York Star.
you appear TO be gay and happy" said
GilhOoly to KOsCiuskO Murphy. whom he met
at ban at the residence OF Col. Yerger, en-
Austin avenue. You look well fed, are well
r ssed and all that. Must have a good in
come, presume" ooh. yes" replied Kosci-
usAc, Il can't complain. 1 have my salary
Sl.50O; then make $500 year by my literary
iabOrs, tina makes $4,000; then / run in debt
thousand dollars; shat makes 5000 A
single man who could not subsist on that
ought TO be ashamed Of himself."-Tesas SIT
ings.
I'm THEBAw,
or Burmah,
With delirium tremens Pm sufferin'
I'm the red-handed ogre of Mandalay,
l butcher a man or tN every day.
Save when Pm III and my mood is mild
When Stay woman, or else a child;
My claws are like thO-e of the beasts own
md Burmah's my jungle, range alone;
I'm wolf IN clothes on a reeklng throne,
I'm tawny brute with a taste Tor blood
And great contempt for the threatening Lud
Duferin.
Let him come with his troops; will eat them
raw!
Pm hungry and ugly, I'm old Thebaw,
or Burmab;
With delirium tremens I'm sufferin'!
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