New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-22
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THE TALK OF THE DAH.

THE TALK or THE DAI.
An Arizona paper suggests model for paragraphs
about family reunions which are becoming DO co"'non
nowadays It describes thus "Betwesn seven
and eight OF the Chugwhistle family assenoieu AZ
Dry Wash last Thursday and had bully tne as ony
Chugwhistle There were singing, dancing eauhs
and drinking galore And when the time came Tor eacn
ChugwhistIe to go home will bet Confederate bono
that OF Chugwhstles got all mixed up as 10 "hero
their homes were. when saw how they were eh'
joying themselves we wished we were Chugwhistie.
At one Of the colored churches in this county the
brethren surprised Mt the shortness Oh inc
butisns bn their wonder ceased when tDcy
that OF the collectors had tar In the top Oh Ms nat
-lMcDufiie tGaD Journal
Western college president advises parents not to try
the fool policy OF putting $1,000 education on amy
cent boy.
The melancholy days have come
The saddest OF the year,
When impecuniols men bring forth
Last seasons summer gear
And hold them In this light and that
To solve the painful DOUBT,
III all OF eafth's ammonia
VIII take the grease spots out.
i Boston Saturday Evening Gazette
postmaster has been found in Arkansas whs is an
offensive partisan He allows fights in his ONCE,
which is all right but ne backs the wrong coon, and
he will have to go.
OPTIMISM.
The world is old,
And love grows cold,
For gold,
They say.
MY lady tastes the pleasure
OF each hour that passes by;
In Fashions golden garden
The brightest butterfly
Meanwhile, down town, her husband,
From dawn until dark,
In his close and cObwebbed Office,
OuC-toiis his busiest clerk.
For the world is old
And love grows cold,
And hearts arc sold
Well a-day,
But my lady's presence ever
Brightens the busy place;
When lie pauscs In his writing
He secs her perfect lace.
Meanwhile, uptown, my lazy
TIE gayest OF the gay,
The KISS OF her lips keeps for him
The love Of her heart all day.
Is the world, then old
Does love grow cold
And are hearts sold
For gold
-fGeorge T. Langan In Town Topics.
The baccalaureate sermons at Yale and Harvard this
year have been powerful Efforts; but probably they
would have interesting 10 the mass OF their
hearers IL they had contained something about boat
| racing.
De Ianccy-" Out ut the game to-day !" -
Jolliyer-' No couldn't get on Was y any good r. IT,
DE Lancey with enihusiasnL"l mould say so rwo
men knocked down by pitched balls another was
spiked running TO second ana one OF tls co"u n' 'no
| it, Philadelphia Call
During the last six years Washington Territory has In
creased In population more than 100 per cent
It's estimated that aore than 1OOOOoOOo pairs OF
boots and shoes made in Massachusetts, In 1854
Lynn ranks with annual business OF S3ooooooo
IIaverh. Brockton Marlboro, Worcester, weymouth
and Natick stand in the order named
The morning zephyr cometh.
Freighted with the odsrs rare
IL hath gathered IN Its wanderings
Through he balmy inmer air.
And the morning zephyr also $3.50
Through his parched lips kes ngnt
Freghted with the scents OF liquor
He hath drank the previous night
| Il Boston Saturday Evening Gazette.
The King the Court and 900 adherents OF the ives
levan Methodist Church in the Friendly Islands have
withdrawn from the New South Wales Conference 10
which they officially belonged ami have organized them
selves into the Free Church OF Tonga Their grievance
WAS that the Conference refused to allow them To JON
| the Sew-Zeaand Conference.