The Nevada picayune., 1885-04-09
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Our Picayunes.


 The coming coicr for spring will be green.
 People become right-handed be- cause they don't wsnt to be left. It is always the part of shrevd politician to concnr in that which he cannot prevent.
 The young man who goes to a dancing party without gloves, bares the palm of vulgarity.
 A Boston firm is advertising the Thew star heater" Better let the stars do their own heating.
 It is complained that at one Bos- ton hotel the butter tastes "mous- ey.n The boarders smell rat.
 The shrewdest observers now say there will be peach crop if there is no late frost. Men of this sort lecture before grangers at country horse races.
 Dave Swing, of Chicago has broken away from his religious Al liance, and will contribute to the Current, where he will have a great Swing.
 A thorough American and not dude, a man who will speak the American language and wear American clothes, will be nov. city in tue court of St. James.
 The Emperor's birthday passed off so pleasantly that Bismack has decided to have a birthday. He makes a mistake however, Tn placing it on the first of April.
 Chicago Mail: "The English are still doing glorious work in the Soudan. At the present rate Of advance they will soon be back to Alexandria-all that remains of waiting and watching for the transports
 The world is we'll rid of most obnoxious and brutal ruilian if it Is true, as reported, that Currie, the Texan slayer of the actor Porter, has himself been shot in Mexico.-- Mobile Register. But it may not be true. He may return and run for office.
 The cracker bakers pool having been broken, any baker can set his own price and it will go up without the assistance of yeast. The only pooling that might benefit the public would be a solemn compact to use none but the best of flour. That would take the cake.
 The silly farce of pre- venting the eeetion of a United States Senator the Illinois Legislature IS still going on. Senators Cantwell and Streetsr were the only ones voting Tuesday. They Cantwell expect to elect anybody under such polit ical monkeying as that.
 The left fielder in base ball game is the one that gets left.
 A money lender can't afford to neglect his own interests.
 "Crazy cloth" in cream and col. DTS is the latest insane fabric for dress goods.
 It takes years of time and a deal of bad history to settle facts as to whether man is a traitor or a pa triOt.
 .4ll men who go up to Washinton get something; but the most of them will get disappointment.
 It is feared Gladstone does not read all the advice that is printed for him in the jay newspapers oi America.
 The "professionalnworking man one who leads strikes and adjusts them soon becomes a professional loafer.
 The substitute for blackberries dewberry we'll at the beginning of the season.
 Theatrical companies go to the wall when they try to do business without advertising in newspapers.
 Brass bands that practice in a crowded city instead of vacant pastures are not bands ofmercy.
 Gen. Black will doubtless have a private black list of all fraudulent pensioners and criminal pension agents.
 The song, Sweet face at the window" was composed in a town where pretty clerkess sold stamps at the post office,