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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-01-10
A Hint to Dudes.

"This life is horwlbly dull, Angelina,
he observed, as he drew his seat closer
% her. 81 am boahed to death, l as
suah you, pom honah." p
Il am very sorry that you find life
So" she said.
Everything is$o beastly dull, yaw
lnaw; nothing going on"
at is very sad"
'It is, l assuah you. / feel as if had
lwank the cup of life and got down to
the dwegs. There seems to be nothing
II the world to engage the mind
80, yes there is,H she said with ami
nation. "You go and hunt around and
get the mind, and when you have found
it come to me and win suggest some-
thing that will engage it."-BoSton
Courier.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-01-10
FRITZ'S COURTSHIP.
For a Recitation in Costume.

For a Recitation in Costume.
Yaw; yust Ivas Won happy mans,
l laugh mine self to bits
Mine wife she wants We caldt him Hans,
l drinks We caldt him Fritz.
Dot vas our papy!
Fritz dot vas. speldt-
Dot vas mine name you sec
Ven | vas younk undt got no geldt
Hans dondt got lofe vor me.
Dot vas mine vater-in
Won tay go to loogk apoud,
To hundt me vor blaze;
/ meedt Won fraulein valkin oud
Dot hof a bretty vace.
Dot vas Katrina!
] stob midi her to dall< abid,
She lOOgk at me-diS way
Den hire Oud her water mid
10 help MIN magke de hay.
Dot vas piZnessl
Katrina she vas york mid me,
She sbread de day cudt,
Undt ven stob to loogk at she
Her scheeks got redt like bludt.
Dot vas pashvulness!
We walk oud ven de moon vas schine,
We see dose sdars apove;
] dakes her leedle handt in mine,
She loOgks mid me Wit lofe.
Dot vas vlirtationsi
holdts her waist, dondt can sbeak,
She loogks right in mine vace,
Und pud her he'd yust on mine scheek;
Katrina IDIOT place.
Dot vas nice!
Ven, achl Somepoddy come aroundt
Who dondt vas dere We know,
Dot dakes Katrina Ply de gowndt
Und jake he up-yust so.
Dot vas mine mutter-in-law.
Den Hans he come, Katrinas dad,
Undt yust he loogk at me.
Mine Colt in himmel, he vas madt
As l vas never see.
Dot vas hottie!
He say: katrina, go to bedt;'
He schlap his handt mine ear.
Ach! yust standt him on his hedt,
Undt den | vas come here.
Dot vas senSeblenessl
A leedle paker shob puy,
Nor | vas come to. sday
Katrina write dot she vas die,
Vor dot gone away
Dot vas Wit veepin!
/ sendt her geldt undt she vas com
Right of away mid Joy;
Undt now We got sblendidt home,
We hat papy boy
Dot vas happinessl
Eugene j. Hal, IN Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-01-10
CANDY AND MARRIAGE.

Young Girls Who Surrender Their Hearts
For the Cheapest Kind of Cheap Coin.
A few months ago a city society,
which has for its especial object the
protection of children, interfered in the
case of little Italian girl, who was
being forced by her father to marry a
man old enough to be her grandfather.
The unwilling bride was full of graft
tude and JOY at her escape. A week
later she presented herself to the secre-
tary of the society, and announced that
she had married Angelo the day be-
fore. She was extremely in love now
with Angelo"
How did he manage to win your
love in six days?' asked the Secretary.
He came every evening to see me
and bring me candy! o, such excel
lent candy!'
This seems absurd enough, even in an
organ-grinder's daughter, But how
many young women and men fall in
love for candy in one shape or another?
The foremost woman of her day in the
intellectual world of America married
another Angelo, whom her friends dis
covered to be a half-witted imbecle,
only because he followed her about with
the admiring loyalty of a dog.
Young people are especially apt to
over-rate admiring glances or words
from the other sex. A young man
fancies himself in love with girl of
whose habits, home life and character
he absolutely knows nothing, because
she lends llattering attention to his
remarks at a picnic or in ballroom.
Young girls are still more aptto give
up their hearts, as they call it, for such
cheap coin. A girl knows that her
natural lot as woman is to be wooed
and to marry. She goes out into the
' P6t1t i cefeti y anxious excited, expect
ant The first man who casts an adj
miring glance at her pink cheeks, Or
white hands, is but too likely to create
a passionate futter in her heart, which
she imagines to be love. An engage
ment follows, marriage, and too often
lifelong misery.
Take care, girls and boys! Thrills Of
gratilied vanity are no doubt delicious
as Angelo candy, but they are just as
worthless. They are not the genuine
love which outlasts poverty, pain and
death. Do not pay for them with the
happiness of your future life YouthS
COHiD0IliOR.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-01-10

-Sebastopol, the city of the ever
famous siege, is rapidly reassuming its
place among commercial cities and
centers of habitation. BY the terms of
the Crimean treaty Russia was for
hidden to attempt the identification or
even improvement of Scbastopol, and
under that blight the city has lain dur
ing the intervening thirty years a mass
Of crl@nbling ruins. Russia is now said
to be disregarding the treaty in rebuild
ing the place and extending railways to
it, no abrogaton or modification OF the
the treaty having been made.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-01-10

"A forty-ton rock fell from the arch
of the Natural Bridge of Virginia the
other morning with a noise like the
crackof doom. This is the first fall on
record since The bridge was struck by
lightning in 1779.-SL Louis Post.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
A Tempting Offer.
The Pioneer Press, Northwestern
Farmer and Pioneer Express
for $2.76.

Let us notice what there is in this offer
In the first place the st. Paul Weekly
Pioneer Press is indisputably the best
weekly newspaper in the Northwest
and it commands the talent, the means
and the facilities to maintain the lead
against all rivals. Its editorials ably
discuss live topics. Its news, farm and
home departments are thoroughly edited
while its literary department contains
fresh contributions each week from the
foremost literary men of the age. The
regular price of the Weekly Pioneer
Press is one dollar year in advance.
The Northwestern Farmer, published
by Edward A.Webb, Fargo, started OH its
career nearly three years ago and is
rapidly gaining in circulation and popular
favor. 1t is a North Dakota publication,
treating of matters in relation TO the
fam, the garden, the poultry and stock
yards from the standpoint of our own
locality. 1t is published monthly, at one
dollar per year, in advance.
The PIONEER EXPRESS OCCUPIES the field
which no outside publication can supply.
1t discusses home matters, gives home
news, draws out home talent; is in fact
more than all others, home paper.
While our reading people feel that they
ought to take metropolitan paper, they
'caN haze the local paper that gives then,
plenty of home news; and this is the
most costly kind of news to collect.
There are more effort and expense in
volved in furnishing one column of local
reading matter, important and uninpor-
tant, than in five columns of stereotypcd
matter, however well selected, from
ready print houses. No amount of gen.
eral reading and stale advertisements
can atone for a mcager local department,
intcrspersed with clippings from the four
winds. Hence, the PIONEER EXPRESS.
constantly keeping its local columns
fresh and full. has increased its circu-
lation every week of its existence. while
that of others has remained stationary or
fallen of. Tic PIONEER EXPRESS is pub
lislled for 81 per annum, and it will be
made worth that amount the coming year
to every family and to every man in
Pembina and Cavalier counties.
These three papers, embracing a wide
range of reading, valuable, helpful and
interesting to every family, are offered
for $2.75 year, payable in advance.
Those in arrears, wishing to profit by
this arrangement. can estimate their in
debtedness by noticing the date ON their
papers. Reckon two dollars a year or four
cents a week for the time You are in
arrears and you will haye the amount
due. Add S2.75 to this and you will re-
ceive the three papers one year, l,ayc an
of interesting newspaper
reading and clear conscience towards
Inc printer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
Notice af Gnl..

Notice Is hereby given, that by virtue of judy.
ment and decree in foreclosure, rendered and
given by the District Court of the third Judicial
District, in and for the county Of Pcmbina and
Territory of Dakota and entered and docketed in
the Office of the clerk OF said court IN and for 81 i'd
cs!nty. on the Eth day Of September. 1855, in an
Company, limited, was plaintiff and Patrick i.
Jennings and Bridget Jennings were defendants.
In favor Of the said plaintiff and against tho said
deiendants Patrick +: Jennings and Bridget
Jennings. for the sum of Five Hundred aud Forty
seven and seventy one-hundredtls (SN7.70,) dol
lars, which judgment and decree among
other things directed the sale by me of the real
OF said Judgment with interest thereon and the
costs and expenses OF such SALE SO much thereof
as the proceeds ofsch sale applicable thereto will
OF the Office of the clerk of said court in and for
said county of Pembina, and under the seal of
said court, directing to sell said reol pr operty
pursuant to said Judgment and decree, 1. David
Dick, sheriff of said county, and person appointed
ny said court to make said sale will sell Tile here
matter described real estate to the highest bidder.
tor cash. AT public auction, at the front door OF
county of Pembina and Territory of Dakota, on
the Seventh day Of November A. d. 1885. at
two oelock P NJ Of that day. to satisiy sud judy
ment with interest and costs thereon and the costs
and expenses Of such sale, orso much thereof as
the proceeds of such sale applicable thereto will
satisfy. The premises to be sold as aforesaid
pursuant to said Judgment, and decree, and to
sailwr1t, and to this notice. are described, in said
Judgment, decree and writ, us follows to-wit: All
that tract situated lying and being In the county
OF or rem aa p r. and described as follows to
number thirtytwo (aa) in township number one
hundred and siXty-tlirco 1G3) morrill, of range fity-
one C5D west, containing one hundred and sixty
acres according to the United States government
Attorney for Plaintiff. Sheriff Of ptm Ihi
Fargo Dr.. 9-15 County, ID. 4.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06

AsOtACC OA'NhOisH0Sc SAFE.
Default having been made In the conditions of
certain indentura of mortgage made and sX-
ecuted by Augustus +. upllam, (unmarried),
mortgagor, unto David Wood, MORTGAGE, dated
On or ie il day Of November ISL and recorded
OF pembina. Territory of Dakota OH the LIST day
OF December 1881, ut 1910 o'clock q. H., in baoi
number a,n ! OF mortgage deeds, on pages 9as and
333. said mortgage was given to secure the pay
ment OF four hundred dollars (SiG0.Oc), due on
the LIST day of November 1886, with interest ut the
rate OF lo per cent per annum from date until paid
yember Of each year. and default has been made
IN the payment OF forty dollars interest which
6eea Iass due md payable on the LIST day of Noyem
interest which became due and payable on the
lst day of November 1884, and in the further sum
OF forty dollars interest which became due and
Iyape on ihe irst day OF November 1885, and
mortgage and by reason of such default, has
elected to declare the wfole of said mortgage
debt Que and payable Immediately, and there is
claimed to be due and is due at the date of this
notice upon said mortgage and the debt thereby
secured, including interest US aforesaid the sum
OF i've hundred and thirty-two dollars, (s532.oo)
Deen nad or Instituted to recover the debt secured
by said mortgage or any part thereof. Notice is
hereby given that by virtue Of power of sale in
and pursuant to the statute in such case made
and provided the said mortgage will be forcloscd
ana me lands therein described lying and being
Dakota, viz: The northwest quarter (nwLD OF
section number thirty 600 in township number
one hunnIed and iifty-liine (l59 north of range
lred and siNty-ivc and twenty one-hundrcdtlls
!l65 so-loo) acres, according to the Y. S. govern.
ment survey thereof, will be sold by the sheriff
auction, to the highest bidder for cash, ut the
front door Of the court house in the city Of Penn
bina, IN said Pcmbina, county, on Tuesday the
End day OF December 1898 nj 10 o'clock n. in. of
that day to pay and satisfy the amount which
Will then be due upon said mortgage and the debt
thereby secured, including interest as aforesaid,
and the costs and expenses of said sale including
the sum Of fifty dollars as attorneys fees stipulat
ed in said mortgage DAVID WooD,
5. y: BARTLETT, 1851 Mortgage.
Attorney for mcrtgagee, Cassclton, ID. I.
Dated this End day Of Fsvembcr, 1855,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
winter Read,ns.

Happens to be notable fact that tho
best farmers, and the best stockmcn arc
the very best friends of newspapers.
1t is generally tho old fogy aud the
nc'er-do-wells. that scott at "book and
newspaper larnin," and if they are i,-
duced to take their home county paper
they Dever read it. The progressive
farmers, those that get thirty bushels Of
wheat to tho acre, and own fine, fat,
sleek cattle and horses, are invariably
men whose sitting room table will be
generously supplied with, not only local
newspapers, but agricultural Journals,
books relating to stock, to feeding ami
mails, which contain the thoughts and
experiments Of able men. who devote
their time and energies to advance the
cause Of agriculture and to learn how to
produce more abundant crops, as we'll as
to surround their stock with the best
conditions for raising them successfully
and probably.
Every farmer in the Northwest will be
benefited greatly by subscribing to one
or more good agricultural papers, and if
one is published near by it certainly
should be a regular visitor in the family.
The Northwestern Farmer, published
at Fargo, Dakota, is doing good work
throughout the Northwest, and VIC have
decided to offer il to every old subscriber
as well as to all new subscribers in con.
nection with the PIONEER EXPRESS for
81 q year, the subscription being paid in
advance. Or, you can order the North
western Farmer direct from Fargo for
one dollar per year in advance. We will
have sample copies sent to any address
on application.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
PerfectiOna at last.

Having paid strict attention to the
production of better style and quality
of boots and shoes than are commonly
made, take the pleasure of calling the
readers attention to the fact. Experience
shows that good custom work is appre-
ciated by all. and that not low prices, but
the best of material and style is what is
wanted. My price for a good boot or
shoe are not the lowest, because make
no cheap or shoddy goods; the latter of
which is dear at any price. 1 claim for
my boots and shoes that they excel all
others manufactured; first in style,
second in neatness of fit, third in quality
and fourth in superior workmanship.
All work warranted, and can be sent to
any one per parcel post to any part of
the states or territories ut one cent per
ounce. Whenever you may be in the
city, would be very pleased to take your
order. Yours truly,
Ed. G. FIORANcE,
Pembina, d. Il.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06

In answer to enquiries regarding the
G. l.. SC, VIC would say that it is !.
sort Of home college for those who
would like to enlarge their stock of
learning without the expense of at.
tending college and without the en-.
ployment of SO much time us would
prevent them from carrying OH their
home duties or daily employment in
business. The studies require from
forty minutes to an hour IL day for
nine months in Il year, the whole
course extending over four years.
There are now nearly 100000 taking
the course in different parts Of the
United States and Canada. 1t is non
sectariafl and mathematician.
Tho aim Of the society is given us
follows: "This organization aims to
promote habits Of reading and study
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
Notice of,:or,aa..e SALE

nEFAuLr has been made in the conditions of
- certaln indentilre OF mortgage. made and
executed by Joseph Irwin and Elizabeth Irwin
his wife, mortgaSors. unto David Wood, mortgu-
gee, dated on the .3rd day of December 1882: and
recorded in tine office of the register of deeds OF
the the county of rembina, territory of Dakota, on
M, i'll book ofmortgage deeds, on page 5s4 and
whereas the said David Wood has paid taxes
upon tle properly described in said mortgage,
seventy five cents, which said sum is hereby
claimed as an addition to and part Of the debt
secured by said mortgage, with interest thereon
az a, !e ,r rate q = per cent per annum since the
given to secure the payment of one hundred and
fifty dollars, (Sl50.00), due OIL the LIST day of No
velnDer 1887 with interest ut the rate Of 10 per
payable Oil the list day of November of each year
and default has been made III the payment OF
thirteen dollars and seventy-fve cents, (sl3.75),
interest which became due and payable on tile
1stday Of November 1888 und In the further sum
ofiifteen dollars (Sl50O) interest which became
due and payable Oh the LIST day of November, 1884,
INT. rest which became due and payable on the
list day of November 1885, and whereas said
mortgage under the terms of said mortgage and
ny reason OF such default. has elected to declare
the whole of said mortgage debt due and payable
immediately, and there is claimed to be due and
Is due at the date of this notice upon said
mortgage and the debt thereby secured, includ.
Ing taxes paid and interest aforesaid, the sum of
Two hundred and twenty-seven and fifteen one
hundrcdths dollars, 7.15). and no proceedings
ut law or otherwise having been hal or Instituted
70 recover the debt secured by said mortgage or
any part thereof. Now therefore, notice ls here
by given that by virtue of T. power of sale in
SAID mortgage contained and therewitl, recorded
anu pursuant to the statute in such case made
and provided, the said mortgage will be tore.
closed aud the lands therein described, lying and
being situated in said county of Pelnbina, terri
tory OF Dakota, viz: The northwest quarter a. w.
hlof section number twenty (e0) in township
number one hundred and sixty-one O61) north
":n;nse number !ifty-one (5D west, containing
one hundred and sixty acres, more or less accord
iiiiia to the United States government survey
thereof; will be sold by the sheriff his deputy
Of said Pembina county, at public auction to the
highest bidder for cash, ut the front door Of the
court house in the city of Pembina in said
pemblna county, OH Tuesday the :2nd day Of
ID DECEMBER b, 1sss at 10 O'clock q M to pay and
said mortgage and the debt thereby secured, in
cltltlin9 interest and taxes pnid aforesail and
the costs and expenses Of raid sale including the
sum ofiifty doarsas attorneys fees, stipulated in
said mortgage. DAVID WOOD,
S. B. BARTLETT Mortgugee
Attorney for Mortgage, Casselton DIT.
Dated this End day of November, 1885, |
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06

1t looks to us as If Duluth was leak.
ing in enterprise or it would command
the situation which nature has given
it and draw help from some quarter
to tap this valley by - direct line of
railway. Has she 10 chamber of
to help spread the glory
Of her opportunity and marshall before
the facts and statistics that
go to prove what would be u grand
investment? Duluth and Red River
Valley belong to each other and we
naturally look to the Zenith city to
lead OH in opening up 4 more direct
route between us.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
These are Solid Facts

The best blood purifier and system
regulator ever placed within the reach
OF suffering humanity, truly is Electric
Bitters. Inactivity of the liver, Bilious
ness. Jaundice, Constipation. Weak Kid
neys, or any disease of the urinary
organs. or whoever requires an appetizer,
tonic or mild stimulant, will always find
Electric Bittcrs the best and only certain
cure known. They act surely and quick
ly, every bottle guaranteed to give entire
satisfaction or money refunded. Sold at
Scots. bottle by e. Moore & Co, Pembina,
and ID. McGrucr, Hamilton.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
A Walking Skeleton

Mr.. L. Springer, of Mechanicsburg, Pa,
writes: II was afflicted with lung fever
and absccss OH lungs, and reduced to "a
walking skeleton Got free trial bottle
of DIR. Kings New Discovery for con.
sumption. which did me so much good
that l bought dollar bottle. After using
three bottles, found myself once more
man, completely restored to health with
Il hearty appetite. and gain in flesh of
IS lbs" Call ut q. Moore 4 Co.'S drug
store, Pembina, or D. McGrucr, Hamil.
ton, ID. T., and get free trial bottle of
this certain cure for all lung diseases.
Large bottles Sl.OO.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06

The Grand Forks Herald proposes
that the Chamber of Commerce of
that city should collate and tabulate
statistics i'll relation to the navigation
of the Red river. The Herald truly
says it is u matter of extreme doubt if
any other waterway in the Union can
exhibit us profitable an investment,
us careful, as economical, and con.
scientious application and as satisfac.
tory results rs the Red River of the
North.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06

Lieut.. Gordon and DIR. Bell, of Hud-
son Bay exploring expedition, have
given their opinion us to the naviga.
bility of Hudson straits. Lieut.. Cor.
don says in answer to a question: .'That
is a question for commercial men who
understand the cost Of building and
handling such ships as are required
for such trade, and such u short
season Of navigation. In other words,
while there is no doubt in my nint, as
to the practicability of navigation for
the season named, it is u question
whether the cost would be such as to
compete with existing routes.'' DIR.
Bell says: ''My opinion, which is pref.
ty well known, us based upon the en-
perience. Of navigators extending back
one hundred and seventy-live years,
has not been altered by the expert.
ments Of the past two years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06
Grants Memoirs.
The undersigned has the contract for
introducing the above celebrated
book throughout Pembina and
Cavalier counties. He re-
spectfully asks the
public to note a
few points,
few points

l. No other person has any right to sell
this book.
2. The undersigned expects to be
through every nelghborhood in this
county within the next few months.
Should he fail to meet any desiring the
book, the order may be sent to the
PIONEER EXPRESS Office, Pcmbina, and it
will be promptly attended to.
8. The extraordinary interest felt in
this book on the part of the general
public has called forth many spurious
works, SO gotten up as to deceive many.
Refuse such books and hold your orders
for Personal Memoirs of U. s. Grant"
to be purchased through the undersigned.
Pembina. Oct. Is. q. w. LUTES.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-11-06

in nature, art. science and In secular
and sacred literature, in connection
with the routine of daily life (espe.
cially among those whose educational
advantages have been limited) so as tn
secure to them tho college students
general outlook upon the world and life
and to develop the habit of close, con.
nected, persistent thinking. For
further information address Chancellor
j. II. Vincent, Plainfield, Nj.