New-York tribune., 1885-01-28
Nowi II some one could only pick naw I'm 7as r-sr.
criticism. ~ A'S "~~e
INE TAX or TIE DAY.

Excessive pressure is what ais the gas meterx r,
Is also what troubles the gas consumers Aud even m.
highly pressed meters could not get rid Of gas thai
was emitted from the at their meeting tss
night. II is a good idea to cqualize things
The phonograph has never been much clsc than nl.
thing. but couple Of Central African travellers are rt
ting M 70 use II It proves able to practical work In taking
savage tribes and sting the chiefs to talk al the ns
meu which thus picks up choice bits Of ongucs
specon and study Of philoogst'. who cxnsctsd to
he qualified to make out the languages and to deeruno
tongues 1t is a novel way az picking up tongues and
carrying them away for the linguistic dissecting table
| -lst Louis Republican.
There is another misfortune tn 1t has fro that
dynamite business, which, though painfully serious may
be overlooked by careless public Newspaper Offices
are beiRg worked to death with dispatches about
suspicious looking boxes" 1t may sound like big
thing to say, but doubt IL there public building
n all Europe where suspicious looking box wasn't
found yesterday
One day last week accompanied friend to supper
at the Barnes House, and when about to enter tho
dining room the old handle who presides that
hos,elry objected to entering and forgot
lison snd sloe him upon the cheek. which resulted In
before Justice Mcurry entitled the State OF Texas
vs. Deed H. Never Jury trial. and fined 81 and costs
-lAbany CTexas) News.
The brooklyn Eagis tenders an enforced admiration to
the President for his phenomenal energy In filing up
vacancies in the public service. General Arthur is
courteous and Obiging gentleman. Naturally enough,
he desires to Tighten Mr. Cevelands burden much
possible
Edmund Yates. Editor Of The London World is lying in
thousand Hold on dad" said the boy " hen the bull
terrier seized the old by the portion OF
little but it VIII be the making Of the pup Peoria
Transcript.
The Tyre published at Dry WASH Arizona has new
editor He introduces himself to the public IN this way:
We begin with this issue to corral news for The L,,
and intend 10 make things hum. We shall aim do
justice to ALL and court the favor Of In this way
expect to please all sensible people. As for cranks
and bues give general notice that the Editor of
The Lyre doesn't intend get licked and is equally
ready to put up his hands his weapon to defend his
rights line Of subscribers will be formed at our
counting room TO- morning"
The fine feeling and elegant taste displayed by Ut
Paai evening paper in heading its description OF the fire
Ia Ia the Illinois insane asylum Crank House Roast.
necessity for something higher journalism than the old
hands seem capable o rising at least that faction
Of them Yho continually feIictating themselves
teing tue original jacobs IN Northwestern journalism.
minneapolis Tribune.
shrcwd lawyer never refuses good case-that Ia o
feasible
One unhappy result Of the Sullivan Ryan contest Is
that to be afflicted with Mr.. Ryans preserco He
has gone to Chicago to sell his saloon there. but he viii
return Immediately and open one here.
The praseworthy attempt OF the Parisans to convert
their great city into encyclopedias of his In which
every street IL To become chapter proceeds a5ce mo
two latest additions o. its contents two commemora
tive plaques AZ the corner OF the es Naols and st.
Honore. They bear respectively the following inserip
tons In this place the playhouse OF the Paais dnal
opened in l64i II occupied ny Moiors trDupe
nom 1864 10 1873. and by the ComGe R0yae OF Music
from 1873 To the con1agration In 1893 In this place
stood the Royal Academy of Music built from 763l7l0
bg Plrre-Ious MOreau Cuief Architect OF Pnblic Build
ings 1t was DESTROYED by fire June 8. 1880" Why
cannot something like thi. be done systematically in
London p Pail Mall Gazette.
The Rev. sam" Jones, famous Georgia preacher,
takes the pul lie into his confidence when he delivers
discourse. Some criticisms against his style reached his
and he alluded to them In his next sermon In the
following language: "Opinions opinions! Give me
pack OF black and and yeer no ands to set tho
tracA of these opinions and Eli tree em in HI in eeu
minutes"
Down in Georgia. the other day. o dogs skull was
found containing two gold pieces and small pieces
OF silver The dOg's wealth to have gone &c his
brain Gold frequently has the effect on the human
brain NOrristowI Herald