The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-09-17
THE PRIVATE SECRETARY.
How Famous Men are Annoyed by Cran<s
and Gushing Women.

| had short talk. SAYS the Man
About-Town in the Brooklyn Eagle,
with the private secretary of one of the
notable men who came to the Grant
funeral. The secretary was sallow
young Chicago maR. and undergoing
ms first experience rs private secre-
tary for famous man.
He chatted about his position with
great fluency. Il have not vet become
accustomed to my work." he said,
land the illusion which | formed re-
garding the duties OF a confidential
secretary died hard. l had always had
an idea when | took up my duties as
secretary | would lead life of elegance
and luxury interrupted by a certain
amount OF work. Instead of that |
find an amazing amount of work, not
the slightest indication of elegance or
luxury, and nearly my whole time is
taken up with dealing with cranks.
The number ofepeople who write to
men who are at all known is apparent
ly limitless. We arrived this morning
at 10 o'clock and | have within two
hours, received three letters. One is
an invitation to dinner to my principal
from a man whom he never saw or
heard of. This is another of the let
ters." He pulled crumpled sheet of
paper from his pocket and showed it to
me. At the head was a photograph
pasted on the sheet of an English actor
who is at present stopping in New
York. The date of his birth and few
biographical details were under the
photograph, then followed several
lines, announcing that the English
actor would star on Henry Irving's
route next season, and under this in
turn were one or two extracts from
English papers of which | had never
heard. Ali OF this took up nearly one
half of the sheet, under it was scrawled
ju a bold hand, MY Very Dear Sir
| have but now learned that you are in
town; hasten to welcome you, extend
the hospitalities of the city, and hope
that you will have pleasant stay. If
| can do anything in my power to
Tighten the tedium OF your visit, COM
lnand me. l have the honor to remain,
very truly yours" etc, etc. This is
man of whom the secretary has never
heard. | happen to know that he was
an English actor, who had certainly
weeks. His effrontery in Offering the
hospitality OF the city to one of the
most prominent Americans in public
was amusing.
The other letter, which the secretary
showed me, had a mourning band a
quarter of an inch deep and was close
ly written in Il feminine hand. After
giving the man to whom the letter was,
addressed the benefit of all his titles,
the letter began airiIy: "Aiethinks that
you may not DC adverse to descend from
the pedestal upon which ali truly great
men haDltuaiIy dwell, despite all re-
ports TO the contrary, ana engage in
pleasant converse and cheerful recrea-
ton with one who has been an ardent
adDirer of yours for more than forty
wears. No one can understand more
thoroughly than l the manifold temp
tations which beset the path of the tru-
ly great, and hence l have thought
that you might enjoy bucolic trip to
my humble home in Westchester
county," etc. This crank has also
never met the man TO whom she
wrote.
They are fair samples" said the sec
iSLaI J, LCsti INC LHO 1tllCtS up III
small pieces rs he spoke, ''of the sort
OF mail my principal gets. He is man
OF exemplary and rigid habits, and his
lie has been always fully open to
public investigation and opinion. |
open ali OF his mail unreservediy, and
ii [ did not know the man SO thorough
ly am bound TO confess that ut times
the letters would excite suspicion. Wo-
men are the chief criminals; the slush
they write Is simply amazing. As a
rule pay no attention whatever to
crank letters, but once in while one
comes along that must be answered,
and the answer requires More care on
our part than the preparation Of a
great state paper" Private secretaries
are iuxuries which very many men al
low themselves nowadays. Most of
them are young men of suave manners
and considerable knowledge OF the
world. In nine eases out OF ten they
arc much better takers than the men
by whom they are employed. A good
many OF them are not private secreta-
ries IN the strict sense of the word, but
more like confidential business men,
although there is 4 goodiy number who
maintain close and Intimate relations
with the families OF the men who en-
ploy them as well as with the employ
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