The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-28
"OLLAPODRIDA."
A Mixed Dish of Bacon and Greens
for Sunday Dinner.
The BAzoo tribe will please rise and

The BAzoo tribe will please rise and
sing
another six davis work is done,
Another Sabbath has begun"
What pleasant thoughts came TO our
mind on ring SlbbsIh morn, with the
cheerful cal OF the church bells and their
many ci,cord mt sounds. Little boys and
girls dressed In neat at ire just from the
bard b. K. b oks In hand vending their
way TO Sabbath school the christian nurs-
cry tn, re to receive instruc ion in the Holy
word
Once was heard the song of children,
By the Saviour when on earth;
! joyful IN the sacred temple,
Shouts OF youthful praise had faith,
| And hosannas, and hOsannas,
Loud 10 David's son, broke forth
Tribe-if you have any children see that
ttev 60 to Sun iay school. Ii will never
do them any hsrm and the p obabil ii, s are
that il will do them good.
While on the subject of Sunday, did you
ever n.tice the diff-rer &c between a relig-
ious household in The country end an ire
| ligious oue. If not call it to mind and il
will .ppear more vivid in your Imagination
than we can write It
LAST week was a good week and We COM
mence TN way in order to get off the sub
| ject last mention ed. Bus ness in sll cir
ces has been good. TIE banker, the msr
chant, the mech nc the lawyer and all
clssses of business including the printer
have reaped an unusual coed harvest In
dollars and dimes To-day they sit under
their own vire aud ig tree, worship God
a d Law plans for the futcr'.
There We are ag in talking about relig-
ion.
| Re der, we are n dead vet, but we
have experienced the mournful sensation
of being buried in 8 good many ser ses of
| the wyrd, FIR some words like spirits In
the ermOn upon, he plsye.! on s harp OF
| LOCO strin s." have veal mesDings
we've been deeply buried in the considyr-
alton of .olemn realities.
The consideration of such profound T. D.
les rs the disposition OF ModOc Irdiaus.
The probable wher. sbouts OF old Bender
Al he Pleuro-pneumouIa fsmily-old pro-
| b b ities both of them frauds.
We have been deeply buried In the Prob
lens involving p rhaps the fate OF unborn
millions-t rise sud fall OF empirs-
4, islies and shack-nasties and the marty
scar DIAL about which the world knows,
nd then we h we been strawb-ri led which
was the worst bury irg We ever had
Writ. the deep damning record OF their
spo,ta,y uroa a Postal Card ard let the
pure TO tms ster read the black record of
Iteir family. We'd fix 'em.
Speaking Of Postal C. 'rds have you seen
:h,m. We hsvs, and we bought 5000.
Had them made on purpose and when you
ok thr. u h them at the light you will see
lie BAzoo signature in wster MARKS on the
paper. Here a,e some specimens of them
ter they had been u>ed and brought back
to US by The enrIged recipiens for publi
cation.
SEDALIA, April Let, 1885.
"Ju'ia-Your boot heels ale to high
For b. aveB's sake reduce the size of thst
hustle, an stop walking the street with that
rebel" JOHN.
Here is one from "Custom Work" that
"Mad me" viii do we'll TO heed.
SEDALIA, April %, 1885,.
"Dear Madsme If you don't call and
settle that little account for the slippers
YOU wo, ked End made up for cd bache-
lor W, shsli send the bill TO your Lus-
b nd" Yours,
CUSTOM WORK.
Husband" will probably have the bill
to gu date.
Here is one that means business. II was
written by middle aged man doing bust
ne on Main s'r ct He is noted for lis
gen, ro-i,y, benevolence and promptness in
| business mat ers.
SEDAL1A, April %, 1885.
OscEoLA, Mo.-Your account, amount
ing to 3 90, has long been sent you, and
f,Ia
remit or tell US if you int to pay or
not. R5spt clfuliy,
The following one the writer should
have encl6 sed In an envelope snd kept from
lhs eyes of the vu'g wor d, but he didn't
and the res ult is, "R9meo" has the in6nit
pl a ure OF seeing his note in print:
SEDALIA, April %, 1885.
MISS MARTHA WAsHINGroN-Your
company is respectfully solit it'd to attend
the spring green's festival to be given on
IhuVsda, evening Iext, by the ladies of
Congreg ton i church. Very Truly,
JAMES DEADINLoYE.
We don't think Martha answered James,
IS neither re at the festival, and the
chances are that Mar ha was angry at her
NOuiu-Oe Dtdu iOr using pOSsHI ceEu lOr
so delicate mission. The church lost two
customers ard to take an average of about
$3.50 in cash TO the receipts-all On ac-
count of the postal card.
But We have fellow who affects poetry;
and be ,brusts into the postal Office the fol-
lowing in an ordinary lead pencil scrswl,
SEDALIA, April %, 1885.
To JULIA:
IL only were flower,
I'D blossom in some ladys bower:
Taste each charming sweet OF earth
JOy and pleasures that have birth
In womans kindly smile;-
And her loved voice should beguile
Each time winged hour.
Your Loving Beau,