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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03

The Public School Entertainment.
The onterta gwen by tho Pab-
lie school last Saturday night drew out
lsrge audience. The nu0ic by the or
chestra (Mossrs. Busch, Batchley and
Sprague) was good; so was that Of the
male quartettc (Messrs. o .kes, Grove,
Blatchley and Johnson). Tao vocal
and Instrumental music of ii IS Oikss
WIS excellent, as usual. It is almost
needless TO praise Miss Gwnn's recita-
tons; both were well delivered. Mis-
Thomas organ solo showed degree Of
nervousness that will no doubt wear off
with future Appearances. E lns L tiles
character gong WAS well rendered and
she divided the honcra Of the night with
Julia Cooper, whose performance in a
different and difficult character
"brought down the house" The reci-
tations by Maud Dement,, Kittis Gala
way, Clara Boone, Ella Kinkaid, Josie
D.nilson, De Bowman, Cormac Shorb,
OdQ aNO OOHWoJb "N-N
thu duet of Hattie Patton and Bob
Boone-sll showed well for pupils and
t. Oh r. "The Champion Snorsr," by
J p Johnson, convalssd the audience.
The best part OF ths entertainnent
was tho farce, Leap Year in the Village
with One Young Man. Ths four
young ladies and ono widow individual
ly determine to capture Mr.. Brown
(Johnnie JohnsOn). Tho unsuspecting
bellwether falls into the trap, and his
escapes from the vivacious Matilda DIX
(AIiss Patton), tho intellectual Francena
Barnsby (Miss Johnson), the business
"Widdor" Barnaby (Miss Howard),
tho Industrious and economical Hannah
Staples (Mss FrosD and the innocent
and artless Isabelle Smith (MisS Gwinn)
form the life of the play and keep the
audience roaring. The parts were per
fectly learned and well sustained.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03
HIS SUCCESS

financially and socially, is due largly
to his excellent health. If his system
were clogged and feverish, no doubt he
woHld fail as SO many others do. But
why not enjoy good health when ono
can please tho palate ut the Same timer
Syrup Of Figsis not only pleasant TO the
taste, it also cleanses tho system
thoroughly, yet painlessly; it is harm
less in its nature, and strengthens the
organs on which it acts so that regular
habits may be formed, and the sufferer
permanently restored.t to health and hap
piness. Sample bottle, fres and large
pottles for sale by Little & Co. 2
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03
PERSONAL MENTION.

Mrs. J. P. Morris, Of Fort Hall, is viz
iting her mother, Mrs. Oakcs.
Dick Mandlebaum, With Hill, Avon
dale G. Co., big liquor men, Cincinnati,
was in town this week.
Jim Smith, who was in partnership
With E der Morrow in "a, now living
down Puget Sound way, is in this coun-
try again, visiting his sister, Mrs. Bar
low, other aide OF the river.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION.

CALDWELL, Idaho, March 9th, 1885.
The eopartncrship heretofore existing
under tho firm name Of Little, Cox G.
Co. is this day dissolved by mutual con
sent, Little & Co. assuming the liabili-
ties OF the late firm.
Persons knowing themselves indebted
to said firm will please call on Cox &
Martin Oh Little d Co. and settle al
once. GEORGE LITTLE.
Il. Cox
j. IA. MARTIN.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03
GYRTIP OF FIGS

Natures own truc Laxative. Pls.s
ant to the Pll.te, acceptable to the
Stomach, harmless in its nature, pain
len, in its action. Cures habitusl Con-
,iip.tioh, Biliousncss, Indigestion and
Kindred ills. Clc:nsss the systoin, puri-
ies The Stood, regulates tho Liver and
,cu on the B0rsl,. Breaks up Colds,
Chilli And Fsvers, eto. Strengthens
ths organs on which it acts. Better
than bitter, Khuscous Liver medicines,
pills, salts .nd draughls. Sample bot
Ties freq, snd largo bottles for sale by
Little, Cox & Co. 62.1y
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03
MATTERS.

M Easter Sunday the 9Th.
Bring on your Job work.
3 Pay up your subscription.
County commissioners meet on the
18th. ,
Circulating library at THE TRIBUNE
Office.
Carload OF plows received this week
by F. R. Coffin 4 Bro.
-Jeweler McVicar hiss moved into
the northeast corner of the rink.
All the standard novels are in the
circulating library at The TRIBUNE o.
ice. .
Tom Haley stopped over here dsy
or two ago, returning to Boise from the
west.
Mr.. Dorman will run the Haskell
House aftor May LIST, Landlord Cooper
retiring.
An entertainment for the benefit OF
the N. Z. parsonage will be given about
May 1st.
-Pefey & Harmon have carload OF
horse and mule furniture coming from
St. Louis.
Idaho lodge No. S, A. o. U. W.,
Boise City, will have fancy dress ball
ION the 18th.
Our special correspondent in the
Seven Devils country sends letter that
will appear later.
Cox h Martin are unloading great
quantities of fresh drugs, all warranted
to kill or cure as the patient prefers.
Sowing Machine Needles of all kinds
for sale by G. McVIcAR,
Matchmaker and Jeweler.
Al kinds of wooden goods at great
ly reduced prices.
HOWARD SEBREE Co.
-Entsrpriss lodge No. 8, A. o. U. W.,
has elected J. o. Baker and w. B.
johnson representatives to the grand
lodaN
Mrs. N. Harrisen's tailor system
q eittisE and 1tting ladies' and chill
Dress dresfes taught by Mrs. Geo. F.
Bash. rrico, including chart, $3.50.
~ Sheriff Wilson WAS in town with E.
W.kmbler, of Union county, Oregon, en-
route to Joe's ranch with fine Norman
stallion. ZOO swaps his stallion lor this
one.
II. N. Overfslt, tho Oregon stock
nan was killed. at Ontario, we are
sorrk to state. His team raaawsy and
hs was caught in q wheel and fatally |
injured.
Caldwell market prices: Oats, in
Esxs, $l.10 per cwt.; barley, Ia trade,
sospsr swt.; wheat, delivered at the
nil, TOO per bu. Flour. $3.50 per hsl.
WAslsssls.
Glad to see Fred Hsild running
passenger down this way again. r. B
took him OF the Bsar valley run because
the girls up there thought him so nice
andkgot 50 mashed, dontcherknow.
Mr.. J. A. Niece, the Oregon
agent OF the Improvement company, is
to reside in Caldwell and will erect the
finest building here for the purpose, the
site bcing on Kimball street below the
parsonage. 1t will cost about So, 900.
lCsffin Bros counting room has
been decorated and furnished in grand
styls. Bherm. oontemplstes adding
soon Remington type writer, an eloJ-
trical adding and calculating machine,
and various other modern contrivances
ANr. AcGse has induced to como
this way . number of people from
Pennsylvania. G. w. Fulmsr, an old
lpmberman, is seeking permanent To-
cXiion. j. U. Griffith will also flo on
land. J. 4. Wilson is another. Mr..
Kisssle, first-class plasteror, is expect
cd here on the 9th. Mr.. McGeo has ,
scout twenty families in tow for Cald-
we'll.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03

--Gsorse ID. Stafford is the kind of
man the editor likes. He now takes
half dozsn copies of this paper. Hc
has 14-year old son, LOWS, that is =
chip. The boy begins this week send
ing q paper to an Iowa relative.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03

Thnon m hin presents gwen away.
XVIII lHIss.a.sd US US, 8 j. cent, ,,s, pos pos,
VIII got free package
II goods CT large value, that will start
on in work thst will 1t once bring you
il money faster than anytime else IN
America. All about the 5000, 600 IN
presents with each box. Ageu's wanird
svsrywhero, Of either sex, of al ages,
or al thetima, or spare time only. TO
work for Us at their own homes. For
iunes for all workers absolutely assured.
Don't dslay. II HALLHTT s Co., Port
and. NJ .ine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03
MISS ZILPHA CAKES,
student of Mt. Carroll Musical Conser-

D"UOHI VI MI. ChrrOII Mu5lCnI COnker-
vatory.
Teacher Of Piano and Organ.
For Terms apply at residence or of
Ralph W. Oskes at Howard Ssbree Co. IS
store.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-04-03

Job Lot Of Mems and Boys Boots
and Shoes.
/" Ladies', Misses and chill
dren's shoes.
d" Mems Hats.
To DO sold ct retail at cost.
HOWARD SEBIEE Co.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
Another International Bone OF Con.
tentiOn.

The subject of discussion among the
representatives of all the civilized
powers in the world. who are request
ed to meet at the city of San Domingo
September Is, 1885, will be the bones
of Christopher Columbus. The ques-
ton connected with these remains of
the great navigator has lately reached
an acute stage, and it has become
necessary for the honor of those con-
cerned that it should be settled
promptly; and as Spain and San
Domingo are not prepared to declare
war about it, the dispute is to be re-
ferred to a congress. The difficulty
has arisen in this wise: Columbus
died May 81, 1906, at Valladolid, and
his body was deposited in the Francis
can priory there. In 1913 it was
! transferred to the cathedral at Seville.
The discoverer having expressed an
earnest wish to be buried at Haiti, in
San Domingo, his mortal remains were
conveyed there in 1850 forty-four
years after his death), and inferred in
the cathedral. When the island was
taken in 1895 by the French the bones
were removed by the Spanlards to
Lorenzo, in Havana, and were placed
in the cathedral there on January 10,
1896. The Spanish Academy of His
tory defends the thesis that they are
there still, while the government OF
San Domingo maintains that it sue.
ceeded in burying the bones with due
honor in the cathedral of it's capital on
September TO- 1877. The latter posi-
ton is supported by learned and
lengthy historical disquisition which
has been officially communicated tt
all the powers, who are now requested
to send representatives to a congress
to examine the facts and decide the
question once for all
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
The Towers of Science.

When Lord Randolph Churchill was.
in Bombay a little time since, he visit
ed, among other places of interest in
the surrounding neighborhood, the
towers of science AS resulo of this,
visit the following comments are to be-
found inscribed in. the visitors book,
with the noble lords signature at the.
foot:
SAT the request Of the secretary Of
the Parsee Punchayet, I allow myself;
to express the opinion that funeral
obsequies conducted in accordance.
with the teachings, and precepts of:
Zoroaster, as they have been explained.
to me, though peculiar to compare
lively limited number of the inhabit--
ants of this EARTH; and undoubtedly
novel to the stranger from the west,
are entirely agreeable to the principles.
ola pure religion, and may be and are
ingeniously and powerfully supported
by physiological science and ex--
Derience."
The Parsees, who are very active.
and rich class in Bombay, will no;
doubt feel Hattered that their practice.
of exposing their dead on the towers,
to be eaten by vultures according. TO,
the Zoroastrain behest. SHOULD be thus,
favorably regarded by one so, we'll
known in the political world Of the.
western island with which their. great
empire is associated. The practice has
certainly much. to recommend it in. a.
tropical country;;:: It is cheap, clearly,
and exceedingly expeditions, Men,
women. and children are put into.
separate divisions, on the top Of the
towers; but their bones, of the rich and
poor alike, mingle in the we'll below.
into which they disappear in the,
course of time. Lord Randolph Chur--
chill, like many another European
visitor, may have felt the towers a.
rather gloomy and repugnant sight;
but the trouble of Journey to. them. is
more than raDaid by tha.magniicent
view to, be- lad from the. terrace in.
front of them of Bombay ana the In
dian. ocean,-LO7ad07a Void.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
WiM be Retireas Eayly.

HOW ianocently unfortunate is the
uster- frankness OF childhood. Young
Cnotnnd Delsarte, the. dramatic read
sr, was taking tea, en- invitation, with
che family. and in tae, evening favored
che guests with few of his most start
Ling Rotations. He. was approached
ny the midget Of the family, fairy
IN looks, but wiah an early develop
ment OF speech.
aNew, 1 know why you talk so loud
when you speaA pieces" she said to
him.
Sand why, nay dear?'' with little
patronizing stroke of the golden hair:
''Cause you're Bellowcutioniss;
ma said so.
That child viii be put to bed eaaly
after this.-Harttord Poss.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
Curing by Faith.

The knowledge that the faith cure''
mas risen to the dignity Of a craze
in Boston, the reputed center of occi-
dental civilization, is calculated to ex-
cite asmile throughout the country.
The whole idea seems at first incon-
gruous; we associate it inevitably with
the ignorance and superstition of a
past age, with charlatanry, street
corner quacks, spirit healels, sacred
relics, and the working Of miracles By
PRAYER. But Boston is not alone in che
present enjoyment Of this 'scraze.," A
wave of healing faith seems to be pass,
ing over the whole country, and IN
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
LOndOn's First Pictorial Paper.

The pictorial press of London origs
mated with The Illustrated London
News in 1912. The protector and
founder of this popular paper was Mr..
Herbert Ingram. He was news
agent at Nottingham. Occasionally,
to accentuate notable events, murders
particularly, the local press published
q picture. The engraving was as
crude as the printing of it was unsat-
isfactory, but success always attended
the special edition of the journal that
contained an Illustration. The Not
tingham news-agent was of an inuuir-
ing and observing turn Of mind
Taking note of the great extra sale at
tending even the poorest kind of news
paper engraving, it occurred to him
to speculate upon the prospects OF q
journal that should be full OF pictures.
The idea of an illustrated newspa:
per thus sprang up IN his mind, and
he never rested until he started foi
London and put it into shape. Oh
course he was told that his, scheme
was foolish-that it would never. sue
ceed. The paper was not an immedi
ate success. Mr.. Migrants capita
was limited. If he had entered up0>
the business, backed as men usuallN arr
who start newspapers in these days. h
would never once have had cause tt
be anxious. But he was spending hi
own money, and for time it ddsap
peared like the material in Chatmos.
during the railway-makiDg, and Will
as little apparent result. The. time
came however, when 'siootholdi'' wa
secured, and eventually Ingpam stoo'
upon the new-made ground. master o
the situation.-Joseph Hatton, ia Chi
eU01 NeUs
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
A PhrenOlOg1st's, Mistake.

ssThe development at the back of the
head, my friend, indicates 6lial afec-
tlon," exclaimed. the phrenologist-
Nov you will observe" he went on,
feeling the head of the boy ON the plat
form, "that this bump is abnormal in
size, thus indicating that this lad loyes
and reveres bis, parents to an unusual
degree. Is it not so my lad? :''Naw.' u
stWhat? You do not love your parents?
Il think we'll enough of mlther..s re.
piled the boy, ssbat amt very fond O
feyther. The bump you're feslin' o
he give me last night with a. cricke
stump. Public Opinion.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
Brown Bread.

g IL IS not the man with the most nose
that knows the most.
Energy and boy digging hsh-balt
both mean about the same thing
The Psalmist was not looking at the
market gardener when he said: TO
to the ant.
The fact that Washington never told
4 lie has been satisfactorily accounted
for. Heneve went fishing.
II tell you, folks, I like to travel,
said a granger: land for that reason
generally 60 to mill myself. :
No one ever heard of a female ven,
triloquist. When woman talks all
the vocal machinery IS in motion.
Telegraph poles are now so close
together in cities that there Is 20 long
er any excuse for drunken man fall
ing down.
.sThe first gray hair!r' All, yes;
what emotions the sight of it stirs up
unless you happen to find it Id the
gravy.
A mountain filed with soft soap has
been discovered. This looks as though
nature had about concluded to take a
hand in politics.
disguised his writing and was de-,
tected. eh? Well, why didn't he have
the gumption to write his letters on
board railroad traine"
Away back somewhere in the re-
mote past the heel of woman's shoe
was bigger than nickel, and was not
placed in the hollow of the foot.
In speaking of certain lecturer,
rural paper remarked that he could
talk like a blister, from which it may
be inferred that he was some on the,
draw.
The boys description of having a.
tooth pulled was the best example of
boiled-down vividness ever given:
'-Just before it killed me the tooth
came OUT Nothing in language.
could express the idea better.
A. man may have head more crowd
ed with knowledge than the Congress
sional library, and still be- at a loss to-
understand why the shedding Of his
undershirt in spring time is sure to-
bring a lapse OF winter.
Eyes,. he's a terrible fast horse -
said the admiring jockey as, ne picked
his teeth with straw. '-Ihere's no
use talking; l tell you, boys, that
horse can 60 farther in an hour than
bad news would travel in q, day"
The Widow Leslie claims that she is
too busy to marry. They must be a
little late with housekeeping down in
Gotham. 1t is a moss-grown fact that
when a, widow can't take time to mar
ry she is up to some other devilment.
A sixteen-year old postal clerk de-
camped near New Orleans the other
day with a registered, pouch contain
ing several thousand dollars This is
Stockings take an interest in politics,
and emulate the deeds of statesmen
Chicago Ledger.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
The Sign of the Snob.

It is an infallible sign of snoA that
he can always inform you that he has
been taken for somebody who is greater
than himself. There is story Of three
Yankees abroad Who compared notes.
Oaesaid: .'lwas mistaken for Emper-
or Russia" Quoth a seconds sAnd a
continually asked if l ana not Louis
Napoleon" Up spoke the third: .ss
kin beat that. Yesterday I was go;n'
along tie Champs Elysees, and fellow
slapped me on the hack and holiered: :,
Satan. IS that youes ~ Leland, N CHI
cage Tribune.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
AFTERlWAIRD.

u found my love enslayed and sold
To serve in fetters hard and cold.
Rare beautiful she was to me,
For alone had eyes to see
Into her pure hearts privacy.
: Oh, love, cried, these chains so cold
Were never forged apart to hold
Twin learts that leap to sweet embrace
Ayowal in thine eyes trace,
Thy heart makes answer in thv face.
: Strong am |, love, thy chains to break;
One word, and to my heart take,
Eor veal or woe. for death or life,
Thy commonwealth, and name thee wife.
Alas ~ she cried, II am named wife,
What's in name? The birds that mate
For seasons only. rightly rate
The part Of love; they love and live,
Zach giving all that each can give
She sighed: ''Thou hast all can giyem
Thou hast my heart; cannot keep
The gift which from myself doth leap.
Thou hast my love, t.iou hast my prayer
That Heaven will keep thee in lis care.
/ But am welded with Despair.
Nay, shame not manhood with the thought
: OF passing joy with virtue bought
Law writing trampled in the dust
While Love, with drunken leer OF lust,
Drains down deirium's dregs, disgust.
And thou wilt seek some far retreat
Aud die for me! Nay live, and beat
War-music out on iron fate.
Be leader in the good and great,
And bide the aftcrWard | wait
the afterwa'd of that calm cline
OF Avalon where waves Of tim:
Are spurned from off an island strand,
And mountainward the love-lit land
: Doth want our rowing. hand in hand.
Farewell, my love Unclasped turn
TO where life's beck ming beacons burn;
And every battle-blow shall be
Dear as kiss that comes iron thee,
/. Swcct-sealing thy fond prophecy.
e. g. Cheyertoa, IN The Current.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
She Seal-Looped Them.

''Mary, what on earth do you call
this said a lady to her servant. She
pointed to dish of something on the
table.
Faith. mum, they calls them seal.
Topped listers. y
'.Scolloped oysters, we'll never saw
them served like that before, how did
you prepare them
81 jist scal-looped them wild the
pirking irons mum, Carl Rre!gepI
Weekly.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-27
Too Sleepy for Sentiment.

''And now as 1 am about to press
my goodnight kiss on your sweet lips,
/ want to tell you that this is the hap
piest moment of my life, = gushingly
remarked the Lee avenue dude, as he
stood in Jarby's doorway holding
fast the hands of Miss Lulu at
o'clock this morning.
.'And mine too" murmured Lulu,
as she suppressed yawn.
'.Your words till me with delight
It's your trusting love that prompts
you to utter them, is 1t not, darling?'
..No, not that. =
..What is it, then sweet that makes
this the happiest moment of your
life?''
'.The fact that you are going and
I can go to bed. I'm awful sleepy
Brooklyn Times.