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Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
E'HIES.

A preacher who shook hands with an H.
mos Sir. broke iier arm. r..
A minister, having with him some of his
old sermons, was ASKED what hp had in his
package. Dried tongue, was tho rcp.y.
On the west coast of frca the nissiOna-
ri,n ale said TO lie starving ft food. IN other
pOitlunS UI the dark continent the pcOple
are starving Iur missionaries.
An original form OF revenge in n church
quarrel vas that adopted recently by Il dis
allCcud neImOer III Il BdptlSt church on
Staten ia.and who prJturad an auaer and
bored II lule IN th1 blp.istry, thus rendering
ita OrOKen clStrln which would hU.d no
water"
a well known Texas gambler was convert
ed. and became II minister. One SUNDAY
Just De.Ore the service began, he " aS absorbed
III thought, when lac Wts apprJacAeG by the
ursaniSt WHO, referring TO JIe opening hymn,
sa,d, What Snai play What k.nd o. Il
hand have you'' responded tho aoscnr-
minded minister.
Mankind loves q fight When the sancti-
mOnlOllS 0.d Tom, Uf "Unc.e Tom CaD II,
us presented IN the Buwcry lasC week, drUpp,d
the quotation Ot scripture and pat up MS
glass IN The audience WAS set down, the
smoke of c5 5aIS lifted instantly from the
scene, AMI apathy MAS altogether displaced
by intense eNcIieInent -.
Minister dining with the family)--well,
Bobby, do yUu Haze 10 read the BIO.c? BODDy
Il don get much nt clance at 1t, Sister
has IL most Ot he time. Minister Cunning 10
slSter) All. Miss Cara, aMI glad Ia know
that you and Inc tiOOd Book Oi daily use and
consolation 10 SOu. B,DOy-lCs, SHE Uses IL
t"r pressing autumn leaves,
And 81 you liked the sermon, did y0u?"
said Il lady Ia her nu,J md on tn air way nome
llull ChllCli. cs,I VAS mt:n pleased with
it, ''We.l, that's rather sIngll ar John, |
never knew y0u 10 sp,ak 81 Wei OF q ~eruinn
before "But this sermon was So different
from all others yG hedm In What way
diifcwnt?' 1T wa, S.lOrt."
"Dnn y0t want tu 90 to the better world,
Tommy" asked lne sunday Srliopi L,acher of
the new schuar. No. mum, promptly re-
u led the frank little fellow. And why not
Tommy" 20, when die want 10 90
Gan resi- there We'll, in that song we sung
il said tllai we'd all shine there" Certain,
~, don you want Ia shine therp?' NO,
mum: | don't want Ia shine there. gct
enough 0f that here I'm il bOUtback. mum"
En-.
At New York wax work show Jesus
Christ, Sir Moses MnmlrliOrr, Geli. lIan,O.k
and Capt. Jack are announced as the latest
atIracIinus. This leads a reyrrent mewslauer
Ia remiark that "A thoroughly cOnSerya Keniin
i .llHlge iadrirll, AN nd rt~ihent ut 81.
Paul. He always likes ~ ialk about miss ON.
AIRY wurk,und hr always expresses his uIininn
HAT IL t'ad wanted Ilte lrdlhrI converted He
would ""uU'rl iilpln Himself .pry que ,ly.
The "llnr day an acquaintance al the Julge
rvin1:Led; Judge, u Sou were made sII-
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
CONNUBIALITIES.

The snn of VIM TIavers the wealthy New
York broker, recently elOped with Brook
lyn girl.
A Pennsylvania bridrsgroom got married
on thlrty-One cents. Sensible mani He will
have but little to lose.
There Is Il pretty strong evidence of color
blindness for two when a green young man
marries red-headed girl
"Ambulator' writes to ask if we can tell
him how to take the curl ont of hair. Have
you ever tried getting hurried
The proper way to pop the question In
Philadelphia now is to remark to the girl F.:
'Will you 90 halves with me in getting
marriage licenSe?'
The united ayes of eY-Gov. English of
Connecticut. and his new bride are over 104
Years, and their united fortune is IS or, 600.
Or IN these Sc The groom furnishes "a years and
SS,OOO,OOO. He did not marry for money.
In western town the other day Nlr Dunn
was married to Miss Wright and all the pa
perS went and pat Dunn Wright' over the
account Of the wedding. But only time will
tell whether it was or not.
An O'd man was met at Kennebec, Maine.
recently, who said he was ~ years of age
had walked six miles from point in Sidney,
and was on his way to meet his atiianced, to
whom ne was about to be married.
The marriage license law Is already giving
trouble in Philadelphia, according 10 the Rec
ora, 4 negro APPLYING fora license waa rg-
though eyid nlly batwetn y AMI -.
At an old-fashioncd German wedding in
Wisconsin the committee on invita- ions rode
from house to house, their persons and hon, es
decorated with ribbons and leaves. The
allalr was so unusual is to enctc much com.
mcnt.
lie: did it ever occur 10 you how diff
cult 1t must have been for solomon to pro.
pose tn Il thousand maidcnS?" She: Yes:
but not liaH sOdihi"ult aS some of the men OF
the present day and ii to bs-to propose to
one maiden"
NO" he said 81 shall remain single.
Maulm0ny Is getting more expensive every
day A nlm can tJnlarly now without pay
ing nifty cents f0n'if license. Let 90 in aud
have somethiiApoiAnd when he left the
saloon lie was ~ pnOrCr.
1t Is not permitted Mexican to ride in the
same carriage %itltt ~ woman 10 whom lac il
b'trothed. Flit plobab because there is al
ways more or ltS|.f r5er OF people in il car
riasc falling oit ,Wrin q stnorlta has las.
s"1i beau sltItaieS no risks
Mis-, Mary BdalYF Hyde, the only daugh-
ter Of Henry B, IIdBi, president of the Euult-
able Life ASSuNnc~~ocirty, New YORK, was
Bay Shor%, Los fy and, last week week % Mr. III.
Sidney Dillon s1tiVAy nephew OF Sidney
Dillon. Sidney stliior donated u hurir.l
thousand dO!Iat tgrfe a5 Wedding present
Public Speakers and singers find B. II.
Douglass X S6hs Capsicum Cougl Drops
II sure remedy orshoarsencss
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
SINGULARITIES.

There are fifteen cows in ohio that are
stunping around OH wooden legs.
An Engishnan has demonstrated that q
snail can creep so feet between sunrise and
sunset
A Goldfish exhibited by Lovett & Co. Port
land, Me, weighed no pounds, and measured
, feet inches In length
Samuel Kissnger, OF Wiliamsport, Pa,
rec entity killed n iattleSnake that was fifteen
feet in length and had twenty-five rattlcs.
Thirteen and a half inches is the length of
the feet of a man living on Indian FARM,
Lewis county, w. Va. He Is but seventeen
years old
DR.. G. n. Gage, of East Washington, N.
H., has lialt-grown chicken that IL able to
doa double amount of scratching, having
four legs 10 do 1t with.
There are four wonderful fur seals now on
exhibition in Paris. They are trained by u
Dane, taught to nrc gun, lie on their backs
ana smoke pipe, play violin and nrc u
cannon.
Two bones of the elcphas primogenius,
and others of some other gigantic animal
have been found lately in Colorado One
tuSlt belonged to a monster quarter as large
again as Jumbo
The swiftest large river in the world, ac
c0rdng 10 Il travelling correspondent, Is the
SUIT 81, in British India. 1t has II descent of
l2pOO feet in $50 miles, an average of about
SlNty-sevcn per mile.
Three bears, of new species, found i'll no
Other part of the word have recently been
killed on Mount Shasta, California. They
are described by the Sacramento Union as
white in color, about the size OF a shepherd
dog, and very ferOcious.
A Nevada man was trecd lately and kept so
for the night ny a band OF hungry coyotes.
lie killed man; of the animals with his rillc,
but even that did not cause the others TO de
sist. party of hunters rescued the unfortu-
nate man in the morning.
In the Arctic ocean ships are frequently in
vaded by swarms of mosquitoes. In Alaska
they form c0udS so dense that it is impossi-
bic for Sportsmcn to aim at objects beyond.
Native dogs are sometimes killed by them,
and even the grizzly bear is sometimes
blinded by their attacks. .
The industry of a honcy-bee working
clover neid is something wonderful. Each
clover head has sixty separate flower tub y,
eFh containing about the i've hundrcdth
part of grain Of sugar. There are 1000 grains
to pound, SO thai the bee mus have sucked
the contents of B5O0,0OO clover tubes to lave
gathered one poundiof honey.
1t is reported from the fishing grounds in
Arranmore bay West Donegal, that rargc
sharks of most veracious species attacked
the nshing boats, and in one case gave battle
so desperate y that the men had to use all eX-
petition in getting into the safety of shallow
water. One boat was nearly sunk and ash
Ing has been Interrupted, few of the men
caring to venture out
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
RELIGIOUS.

The Catholic cathedral at Hartford, Conn,
will cost SjO0,00J. ,'
The children of Israel now number about
6,3f1, 900 The word over ,..
A New Haven (Conn.) man has sent to
Evangelist Moody check for S!,5JU to assist
him i'm his work.
EX-Prcsidcnt Arthur recently assisted at
the laying of the cornerstone OF the new
Trinity Episcopal church ut LcnoX.
Chill has discarded the Roman Catholic re
ligion as the re igion OF the state, and has an
n0unced perfect liberty to all forms of the
Christian iaith. ...,.., ,.. reg.
There are four rich churches in London,
having total seating capacity of |, 800 per-
sons, Which report an aggregate membership
OF 20, and of iheSc IS are officials.
The Presbyterian church in Ireland en-
braces nearly One-liat OF the Protestant pop
u.ation of the country. There are 553 con
grcgations, 5!O ministers, ahd lOl, ,455 COM
municantS.
Ills holiness Leo XIII. has Just sent 40, 900
francs TO his eminence Cardinal Celcsit,
archbishop OF Palermo, for distribution
among the poor VINO arc suffering from the
ravage OF cilO.era- 2. ~
The date OF the Baltimore conference of
changed to the .Dlh and 9th inst, tile atter
day Tor the conference of Sabbath school su-
pclintendentS and principals
Meth0dsm has obtained a good fOOthOld in
Newtuund and. Tne total number of churches
and mission stations is So. and tutsc have
4o,Di3 members. During the past year there
was all increase in membership OF Il, Al.
A new departure in religious matters is
chronicled by the gathering of about hum
dred of the Episcopal clergy OF New York
city and nrghborho0d in The Highlands
OF the Hudson for IL spiritual retreat" for a
fal season OF eyangellStic work. .,f
According to the teegraphc dispatches
vaccination draws Il line between ProteslantS
and Catholics in Montreal. Ridicu 0us as
this appears, ii is not more 30 tnan some of
the trivial tiles that PrOtestants sVulaJiuIeS
quarrel over among themselves.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
AutuuU Tye0vea.

Oh, swaving wreajhs Of red and brown,
Oh, yellow. driiung leaves |
No more the ripcniDs rays come down,
Thubrds have left the caves.
The tpneful songs OF JOY are fed
Alone We slTNCting stay;
The sunshine OF the year Is dead,
The sumner Iasscd away.
And enc by one meath clouding SKY,
Ne too must surely 20,
Till iOrcSt-paths in silence lie
Beneath the shrOudns snow.
Not vainly, when the moon was high,
Yc bowed in shadow deep,
Embracing al capsSiugly
I he children 5 holy sleep.
Not vainly now ye patient taLe
In quiet autumn hour,
The woodland sod anew to aid
Through natures mystic power.
What matter though earth's wintry bands,
May stem to hold you still,
II but the master understands
That We have worked his will?
5. liaycratt in the Culver for November
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Advertising Chcats!!!

"1t has become SO common TO begin an
article, i'll an elegant interesting style,
~ hen run it into some advertisement,
that we avoid all SUCH
And simply call attention to the merits
of Hop Buffers i'll as plain, honest terms
rs possible,
ITO induce people
"'ro give them one trial, which so
proves their value that they VIII never
use anything else"
THE REMEDY so favorably noticed in all tho
papers,
RELY iOuS and secular, Is
"HGvng II large sale, and is supplanting all
other medicines
"rhero is no denying tho virtues of tho Hon
plant, and the propretors of Hop Btters havo
shown great shrewdness and ability.
I'm compromising u medicine whose virtues
are SO palpaDle to every one observation"
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Murdered His Cousin,

GREENVtLEp, S. c., Oct 9l.--lChicago
Times Special. Edward Crisp and William
Bryson, twOoousins, the heads of respectable
families in Laurcns county, had a dispute
over the ownership Of a pig Crisp was n man
of fine physique, while Bryson was pygmy
in stature. They were on horseback and
agreed to reTair to the woods and tile tho
matter. There Bryson called Crisp lIar
Crisp grasp d BrNson by the hair. lifted him
OFT his horse and dropped him to the ground.
Bryson arose, pulled his revolver and sent
three bullets through Crisp's body, killing
him instantly. BrvSon is at home awaiting
the action of the sheriff.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Assnssinatcd His Sister.

MARION, Ala, Oct. 91.-tChcago Times
special. THE town is excited over the cold,
blooded murder committed here to-day by a
li-year-old negro boy. Henry lIuntley is tho
boys name, and his victim was his sister, 20
years old. A few days ago she chastised him
for some misconduct, and he vowed he would
kill her. This morning he got shotgun and
took a stand where She would have to pass,
and when she came in sight he shot trr in
the abdomen, killing her almost instantly.
He then put the gun down, stepped UP.
looked at her, and nndng her dead, walked
leiSurely. away. There were several wit
nts>es, but they were so stunned by the
sight that they did not offer to detain him.
He was pursued later. however, caught,
brought back, and placed in Jail.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
r DIR. HAIR'.S
Cure.

This Invaluable specific readily ana pernn
ObSilnittc and long standing cases yield prompt
ly to its wonderful curing properties. II IS
known throughout the world Tor its uuriydlci
efficacy.
j. l., CALDWELL. city OF Lincoln. Neb., wrnes
Jan, -. loo4: SINCE. Using Dr. Iidlr ASIA NJ
Cure, Tor moro Than one year my wl!c has been
CnurCiy wen. ana nor even II symptom OF tnU
disease hHs appeared
WILLIAM BENNETT, RichHnd Iowa. writes,
Nov jd, iH,li: ] have been afflicted wllh Iiuy
lever ana Asi rnn since la'A | followed your
dncclions ana nn Enppy 10 say thar never
slept better in my lilO. | am und that AM
among the many VINO can speak so iHvorably OF
yuurronedius.
a valuable ~ pngo rcatiso containing slnilu
proof from every stare in rne l.. 5 CunudA ana
CrGut Britain, will ho mailed upon application l.
Any druggist not having IL IN STOCK wall pro
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Russia's Nursery Rhymc,

Tcmbl5, trepble, little Car,
Don't YOU wbndcr how you are.
Wouldn't bc a Russian King,
No, sir! not iorhnythingI
You're on the Mikado list
o. the nasty NihiliSt.
Pretty sOOh we u see you fy
With some dYnmite. on high.
Better get your life insured
Safer lis to be- secured.
Garry lead around in loads
When the dynam H. eXplobea
So we bid you now gOod-by-
Hope to see you in the sky.
Tremb G, tremblc, little Car,
Soon you'll wonder where YOU arci
II Pittsburg Dispatch
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
A Change OF Base.

Upon the garden gate they swung
W hen nights were warm and tair,
And pale Diana often flung IT,.
Her light upon the pair. >.
Tonight among the lcafless trrc9
The autumn wind makes moan,
The gate is swinging in the breeze,
lis rusty hinges grOan;
And where are now the youth so gay
And maidt II dressed in lawn,
Oh, whittier du their footsteps stray,
Where have the lovers gone?
Go to the parlor warm. go there,
And ask, if you would know,
That double loaded rocking CHAIR,
That lamp turned down "a low.
= Boston Courier.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
The Dhfrnuded Indies.

Queen Victorihwas recently swindlcd
out of fifteen pounds by II beggarly
sroundrel who pretended to want it fora
charitable purpose. But many other
women have been robbed of health by
overwork and under nay. Enfeebled and
Iron Bittcrs. Mrs Amanda Layson,
Charlottesville. Ind, says, 81 used
Browns Iron Bitters for general i'll
health with good results" 1t cures dys-
pepsia, weakness and malaria.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
PEPpEI,MiNT DROPS.

SThc ilnwer nf The fvuIly Is often The latest
IA rise.
No Wonder that Jumbo died long before his
pr me. lie used Ia drink u pail Uf beer every
nlght.
Michigan n,anagrrs have brought suit
nsanst Fod Nanle ivr nnI-fuInIiinrni of
contracts.
There are men Mhn dn nat suy ANYTHING
naeiitN when illoy I'ut the mlwiiasc brIi>h
i:;i1 The ink uliH.
t'Nherc are ;le iiien Ul 49," asks an ex.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Nervous DebiIitatcd Nor.

of The use of DR. Dyes Celebrated Noltaic
Belt with Electric Suspcnsory Appliances,
for the speedy relief and permanent cure Of
Nervous Debility. loss of Vitality and Man
many othe diseases. Complete restoration 10
health, vigor and manhood. No risk il in
CURED. Illustrated pamphIet with full infOr-
nation, terms. etc, mailed free by addressing
NOtaic Belt Co. Mnrshnll Mich
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
"What we learn witt, pleasure we never

'What we learn with pleasure we never
forget. Alfred Murcier. The follow.
ing is Il case in point. II paid out hun.
dreds OF dollars without receiving amy
benefit says Mrs Emily Rhoads. OF Nc
BRIDES, Mica. II had female complaints
especially dragging down, for orcrs x
Ser Ser pton diT me- mors Good thnm nny
medicine I yer took. | advise every
SICK lady "a ike 4 And 50 do w,' II
never d.sal POI 10 its patrons. Druggist
sell Il.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
InCUICINU.
-
A DAUGHTERS Misery.

"Eleven years our daughter suffered on
bed of misery.
From complication of kidney, liver,
rheumatic trouble and nervous debility,
Under the care of the best physicians.
''Who gave her disease various names,
But no relief.
"And now she is restored to ms in good
Ecal.h by as simple remedy rs Hop 'it.
trrS thatwc had summed for years before
using it," The PARENTS.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24

Clang! Whang! .Bang!!! VI
'TIs tllc stove pipes ta,i jubilee,
And | would that. my tOngue might utter.
The thought, that arise in me-
y but 10: my innocent VIE
And the innocent infants Two,
Il swear AT this contrary pipJ
Til Lhe alnJcnt eth n WAS Due.
ClAng! WhanE!! BdnLl!!
Goes the cussei stove pipe and me.
Il DanSyl.e Breeze.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24

preme ruler OF fhd-universc, what wou'd
you do?' "Td resign immediate 3, would,
by CAD, sir. I'm not hankering after any
more responsibility than 1 am compelled 10
bear" II, alter tie banner Of the Bowery
shows, the symbolic Big had been attached
the senstbilties ofgdbd people could not be
mOTe palntully shocked.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Prosecute the swipd,cr,,,

II when you call Tor Hop Btcrs, see green
cluster Of Hops on the Whine label the drllggIst
hHnds ont ANY nther stun called e.. ID Warner
German Hop iitters or with other Hop lame.
refuse II ans. shun that druggist as 20 would 4
viper, and If he has taken your money for the
stun ndGt him for the fraud rnt sue him Tor
he inInngcS for the swndle and We Will reward
on LihorllE tor the COmNLctiOn
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Did She Die?
ttNol

"She fingered and suffered along, PIN
ing away all the time for years"
"ThU doctors doing her no good"
"And at last was cured by this Hop
Biitcrs the papers say sp much about" "
Indeed! Indeed!'
GLOW thankful we should be for that
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Poetry of the Times.

The melancholy days have come,
Tie saddt 81 Dt The year,
Wien the baseball pitcher leaves tho land.
And the candidate * here.
II Philadelphia Call.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
Many a Lady

is beautiful al but her skin;
ard nobody has ever told
her how easy it is to put
beauty on the skin. Beauty
on the skin is Magnolia
Balm.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24

CHICAGO, Oct. +!.-rhe republican conyen-
tlon to1lay, to nominate candidate for SUI
preme court Justice vice Il, Ly.e DickeN,
deceased, nominated benjamin \. Masruder,
Of Chca 20.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24
tU(.[R OF The TONGUE.

/ = q Vase Resembling mat OF den. afanI'
4 Some ton years ago 1 had u scrofulous soro on
my right hand which gave me great frHr w"
and under the old time treatment healed up, but
II Ind only been driven into the sysCm by the
use of potash and mercury, and in March. 1872,
IL broke out 1t broke out in my throat and con-
centrnted In what somo of the doctors Ca. loJ
cancer, O ting through my cheek. destroying
roof of my mouth and upper lip, then attacking
my tongue, palate and lower lip, destroying the
pala,o and under lip entirely and hnlf my
tongue, eating out TO the top OF my left choeck
bono and up to the lott eye. ] could not cat any
solid food, but suDsisted on liquids and my
tongue was 80 far gone could not talk Such
was my wrotchcd helpless condition the first t
last October 1Ss4). when my friends commenced
giving me Swifts Specific. In less than month
T. O. Dating places stopped and healing com
menced and the fearful aperture In my cheeok
has been closed and firmly knitted together. A
process of ii now under ip is progressing finely.
and the tongue which was almost destroyed IL
being recovered, and IL seems thar nnturo IL
supplyiny new tougc can talk so that my
friends can readily understand me, and can also
ent solid food again. If any ono doubt thoLc
fncls. would rcicr them to Hon. John H. Tray
lor. state senator of this district, and to DR. T. g.
Bradfcld, of LAG range, Ga.
MRS. MARY L. CONFER
LaGrangc, Ga, May IA, lss5.
1Hs SWIFT SrECitIC Co., Drawer 8, Atlanta,
Gu N. Y, IJ7 W. 2od St.
Omaha daily bee., 1885-10-24

Public spca6erso and singers find -. II.
Douglass " S6hs Eapsicum Cough Drops
II sure remedy ioeF Fhoarsrnc's
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1885-05-13

THE Queen in France has her own
Highland pony with its attendant "ghil>
lie in Celtic attire, and she is driven by a
coachman from Windsor. Her Majesty
appears most anxious to avoid publicity,
and every precaution is taken to keep the
days plan secret, but AK is really quite
empty, so that the royal party are almost
as unnoticed as if they were driving from
Braemar up to Loeb Calleter or Linn o.
Dee. The Queen brought her own bed
an easy chair and all linen and plate
The table is supplied from the hotel dell
Europe, and also the wines (claret ant
champagne,) the landlord having made
special arrangements for the three table
of her Majesty, the suite and the ser
wants
The Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1877-1885, 1885-05-13

THE Princess of Wales went out for an
hours salmon fishing in the Blackwater
on the evening of her arrival at Conva'
more, Ireland, and speedily hooked fish,
which, with the assistance of Lord LIS
towel, she succeeded in landing. |,
weighed twelve pounds. The Prince does
not care for "the contemplative mans
DIVERSION" and rarely takes rod in hi:
hand; but the Princess is very fond Of
fishing, and is quite an expert angler
When in Scotland last autumn her Roya
Highness fished the Abergeldie and Bal
moral stretches in the Dee two or three
times week, and never returned home
with an empty basket.