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Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
MUCH MORE LIKE WAR.
= cUsT REPLY from Dc aisRs.
~ Safs <onasoH 5 Dispatch Gaze
Reasoas eooogh tor HIS Actioa
N4rseg 10 Remain Neutral

iaz5os. Apru 4i-Ihe aspi5 u A 1e
Oier. hls-.aa Foreign Minister. - Glad
.fanea request for 81 ezpanation of Gen.
kouatsf 4tiaek 4goa she Afghan oatposts
lraf fsn..i.d on March 30. 8as received 81
tna E3reisu oitce oD Saturday. aad con
slaersil % ths Caal2et yesterday and to-day.
The n1te = elrf. and tAa reverse II rouciiia-
tl4s. 81 le fnes- -ay- th4t Aoinarof d.
patch. owing h. r.s-ol fsf tae attack, anG
IssfrllIll ile ssttt.- iae -luslauCe " eulct
has afratai8re btfu tslesftpned ~ Glad
stone. sufficiently e1I l..ias lar Pea lden snci-
lrll. tul iit aaI +apli-ineuI thereto would
b. uat1lt-,- ST. "a lflef- lnen enters
.tr1u.f comllaluf leaIu-t the excessive
strength 4f -ir Peter LlUsucn escort.
shich. Eith the uord Eject of the confer
euca 81 ats4l- fel.il tu1 tae ueillco-e nature
10 lfTf Dutrnus -IrHcles, h de Dler-
decl4rer. encouraged lhr Af-naus % prOs0Ae
ho-ulilI-- siln lhe Russians, al lt led them
O. f-i.f upon British support in amy offensive
aeDoi. Ties ulghl take- 50 Tar from eK-
presiug au4 re.r=t at Neu- homarot
colr.t. st. is lIer- even iutIutte- iu clos iu Z
BIS rssl3 tlat luaer the circumstance. de-
-cubtsi s Aomarud Dispatch, the Afghan
having uat Themselves iu the position Of
t.. gres.slrs. lg volld have been plain neglect
~ tlltf laa lhe General failed o. make au
attack
fhs ports has replied o. England that IN
the event 20 var beteeen Eugi .nd and Rus
sia Turkey EIi remain aeatral, and BIu
cilsr fhe Daritneile- tld 6osphorus % men
of H4f af aitler ultl3u. Notice OF this de
ci.l0u las oseu s.ut oY tae Porte t0 ths
sarlols fIfci-n anlua-sad0rs AZ Constant
luuIt. I- b, thou Ii.l here that the Turkish
forts are uof strong enough - prevent the
pas-age 0f English ships ~ var. All the
butsn TRADING vessels now at Dauubian
ports tra preparing % leave the Danube and
tte Black SEA fo guard against dstentlOn
aul capture u tle event ~ the Dardanelles
being biocsated
war preparations by both nations con
lnle. tlettllria drfcuse- vii Dee strength
-ned Eleven fast -leamer-, all ready az
various porr- have been bought for use A.
ka--tiu priFatsers. The Neles advises the
toand0ular 0f the expedition % Egypt
Nel informed ueopla at Odessa distrust the
goad faith OF tls Aneer % England.
The ku-iln ieet 40 Croustadt has been or
dersd Go prepare for var with All possible
haste. Thirty two of the war vessels sta
toned ther- uoisJea their hags and sailed 10
sea to-day under sealed orders.
q project IS openly discussed IN Russia 70
continue chs Caspian As6abad railway 90
oarkns, Herst. Caniahar and the Indus
river. some -ty the object j. % have a rail
way route from England % India. Military
men are ~ ths opinion that when the road
b finished % oarakh-. whlcu will occupy
threo years, Russia vii attack India.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

There are Tots" Of Custom
Departments in town. Bot we
can't help thinking and can't
help saying that orr- D. the
the best Of its kind. And
what is that hndl
Popular is the easy and
strongest answer
We make every grade a
the most moderate prices FOR
the Best most Through and
most Elegant Tailoring, con
suit us on Suitings ncwest
Spting Light Weight Over
coating- and Trouseungs
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
A saIoon-keeper FOUND Dead.

CHICAGO April 2O.-James Booth, d saloon
keeper, was found al the residence Oh Gold
street early this morning, almost uncOn-
scIous. and died soon after. Fred Gage, his
partner, who lived al the same house, saw
Frank Phelan and a friend leaving the
house just before he discovered Booths con-
dition. Booth alleged that Phelan was the
cause of his death. The two men. II II al
legged were intimate with one Jennie De
boise, and quarreled over her. The affair
was not reported To the police until this
afternoon.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Dead in Bed.

STEUBESvILLE. O., April 20.-John Talbot
and wife, aged 20 and 65, were found dead
in bed near Richmond, this county, last
night. Ii was first supposed they had been
murdered, but investigation gave no eyI-
dence of foul play. The house was found III
perfect order, and the fire, which had Stacked
down WAS still burning. The cause of their
death l. unknown
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

kuLAkNEY, April 20.-The Prince and
Princess OF Wales, on leaving here for Dub
lin to-day. were enthusiastically cheered by
a multitude Of people who had gathered At
the railway station. The national anthem
was sung by the crowd, and a military salute
was fired
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

PtRfs. April N-The Frtiois sfirms the
ccrrertns.ss IT the report that n Sadi Car
n,if fbe nsw French Minister II Finance
wiz. rron Ihe reszsemhiinr ~ the Chamber
1f uarure-. present a hf'i for che Issue of
nav French .nan to snaunt f0 six Or sevau
nnndn.d uHhnu frames and t0 he iSsued in
tiie form rf rerretuaI 3 per cent rentes.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

MAsHISGToS, April 30.-The Supreme Court
to-day rendered decision in the Clawson
ease from Utah territory. Under the I'd
munds ntI-pOlygamy act Clawson was ex-
cluded from jury service on the ground that
he was bigamist. The case was appealed,
and III the Supreme Court to-day the action
of the territorial court. excluding him. was
sustained, thus maintaining the validity Of
the Edmnnds law.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

NrsGts, F,frs, y. f. APRIL 1o-ttov. Hiu
tnd Military Inspector feEgett spent Satur-
winch it b. proposed to take for the new I'M
.e.-nsnonaI park at Niagara Falls. Hs re-
frsed fn commit himself as FEB his probable
action an the park hilL now awaiting his
siluffnra. although several times Questioned
fha genera IMPRESSION here is that he viii
4f rr rnt hrff
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21


FLOUR Strong and slightly higher for some
grades fine s. 65kt3 O0 supeTfne 81 40ft3 ~. ~.
LOUIS extra. S3 j0H6 90. Minnesota extra. 8 Goa
8 ~. southern flour steady and In moderate de-
mand. common to choice extra 81 O.64 20.
MHEAT-Bptions were excited and feyersh;
trading was active and the market closed firm and
Ia 10 cents higher. Spot lot- closed hun and ~
10 cents higher Spot sales Of ungraded winter
red at -79fs No. . ted ks7 81 piS. and uncridcd
white. eus-c. No. red state, Fss; No , red win
ter May. e4fs 2a7sc doJune. u Oldpl 0i'l. do
July. ! 03 bid.
CORN Options were in active demand and
and closed steady and = 20 Sc higher Spot lot-
closed strong and lu1tsc higher. spot sales of
ungrld.-l mixed. - ~ 55C: steamer. mixed,
ssai n SOC: and ungraded white az 5tU sac. No. 2
mixei May q H 55c. do June. 551d dN5is.
ONTs-Option- were quiet but irregular and
and closed AZ slight advance. spot lots closed
strong and "a &c higher. spot eales ~ No.
white state al - sc. No. mixed. May iOff i0Ac.
Rye Quiet western. 52974hc; Canada and
state. 5f n l5isc.
BARIET- Nominal
PoRK-Quiet: mess. s1s nhls 25 closed quiet
and steady.
Lap Closed s. y cash. s. 8i87 p May.
BUrTER Steady State. H02lc, Western. 10
q 11c.
E.aes Doll. state. isiaaisifc, ve..tern. l5c.
SUGAR-Duli. fair to good refining. s-i64
! i-lhr
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Burned to Death in a Hotel.

LYONS, y Y, April 2O.-Calvin Porter, of
Seneca Falls. was burned to death in fire
that broke out in the Exchange Hotel. at
o'clock this morning All the other guests
escaped, though some without clio thes. The
hotel was wlOlly consumed, together with
the First Lutheran Church. Loss, $4,000.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

WlsuIvaroS, April 0.-The case OF Viii
liam Dickson. who was foreman OF the jury
iu tf.c dr-t s1ar route trial and who j. under
indictment charged with corruptiy endeavor-
ing ao influence the jury. came up Ia the
Criminal CONT here to-day. The specific
charge against Dickson u thdN he read
paper u -ae ury room giving an account OF
the alleged attempt Ou the part of Henry 4.
Bowen lld Brewster Cameron 10 influence
has vote The jury was soon obtained.
couucli made their opening arguments, and
several witnesses were examined, when the
rnnrf llLnnrnal lntI tn-mlrrow.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
New York.

NEw YORK April %.
Wall street closing Money closed easy
at IL per cent. Exchange closed hrm:
posted rates. 81 S5hGtss ssls; actual rates, 81 s5a@
81 for sixty days; 81 s741gi - for demand.
Governments closed hrm; currency 81 lZ7
bid; Is coupons 12ia bid; as do 1928 bid.
Pacific railroad bonds closed a. follows: Union
firsts. l1Sls6llSl4 Land Grants. 1865, El0iA bid:
sinking funds, l1sis0l2O; Centrals ll2G12H.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

YoUNGsTowN, O., April 2O.-Fred Schmidt,
a son of Rev. IL. A. Schmidt was shot last
night IN a drunken row which originated in
the Brier Hill skating rink. The ball en-
tered his breast near the right nipple, and II
Is considered fatal. George Mckelvey, who
fired the shGt, said he shot with the intention
of soaring Schmidt, and not to hit him.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

NEW YORK, April 3O.-In the case of Ken
to-day, 10 recover $4,000 damages for the
publication of various hbels, among which
Il WAS charged that Philip was a forger and
the author OF the notorious "Aorey letter.
the jury returned verdict of 5000 for
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

New ORLEANS, April pa postal clerk
named Wells, youth of sixteen, on the line
between New Orleans and Port Eads has
disappeared with all the money and regis
tered letters IN his possession, amounting TO
several thousand dollars. The boy was ut
terly unfit for the position and probably
yielded To the pressure of some confederate.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

So. forrs arri 30 The testimony closed
tf- afternoon 'n tae PreI'er inquest Later
sitne=ees established the identify Of the
sri,ienca. which, although rirrurrzf7ntial.
rcuv.nces fae most sserrcal Of hfs rui.t
T'1a rarsiirt ~ tfa eorouer q jury is expected
tls-rfnrrew
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

NEW YORK, April 20.-In the billiard tour
nament the opening game was played to-
night between Sexton and Slosson. 80
points; score SlOssOn 90, Sexton l6S. In
the thirty ninth inning SlOsson finished the
game with run OF lll.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Said TO be Hoax.

WNNEPEG, Man, April pa dispatch re-
ceived by the Hudson Bay authorities from
Calgary. via Edmonton, pronouncc- the re-
port of the massacre at Frog Lake false.
This seems to confirm the idea of Archbishop
I'ache, who doubted the report. The above
report however, requires continuation.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
An Oh Church Rurned.

BRooKLYS. Mich, April 20.-The Baptist
Church, built about forty-fve years ago.
burned at an early hour this morning. Loss
~ 200. with no insurance.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Four Marks Make One Dollar.

BERLIN, April 2O.-The Reichstag has fixed
the duty on horses at twenty marks on bulls
and cows at nine marks, on oxen thirty
marks, OH young cattle six marks, and on
calves under six weeks old three marks.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

NEw YoGK. April O.-At a meeting Of the
Tammany society this evening for the cleo
tiou of officers. the regular ticket was elect
ed. including Hon. John Kelly.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Arms for Canada

HALuAx. April 20.-The mail steamer
Sandman brought 80 chests of rifles and
bayonet-. 3..s}l boxes OF ball cartridges. 20
boxes Of pistols. and fifteen eases of revolt
vers for the Canadian troops IN the North
west.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Served Him Right.

ST.. JOSEPH, Mich, April 20.-Fred Smith,
a young man about twenty years old. was
sent To Berrien jail yesterday for indecent
exposure to young school girls.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

BERlN April 20.-The Prussian govern
ment proposes 10 convert its = and Z per
cent. cons0s into per cents. II Il esti-
mated that the conversion will annually
save TO the Government 5.0o0.t.o marks.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Lumber Burned

NEW ORLEANS, April 20.-A special from
jeanette La. says fire IN MilmO d Stokes
saw mill thi- morning. destroyed $4,000
worth Of lumber. No i1su -ance.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

NEW ORLEANS, April 20.-Charles Ander-
son. killed two weeks ago in a house of i'll
fame by a man named Bridge. turns out TO
be Frank Selman. alias White, of Ports
mouth, by, a well-known desperate and
burglar.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
a Sensational Coincidence

NORFOLK, Va, April 20.-Both British
and Russian man of-war arrived ia TINS port
from Havannah to-day, and the coincidence,
owing 10 the present hostile attitude OF Eng
land and,kussia. caused some sensation here.
The captains Of the vessels. however say
their simultaneous arrival was purely acci-
dnntal.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

Pans. April 2o-The Suez Canal Com
mission have ratified the extension Of the
neutrality clause - the Sweet Water branch
of the canal
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

Joseph +. Trout. with Spnng q Co, is rot
only "a successful sales man, bat is also q
most successful market gardener. Al hls
home on Madison avenue, Just south Of the
where the earlier market delioacies art grow
ing ia the most healthy condition. Heads
Of lettuce weighing from forurteen 10 sia-
teen ounces each and upe Strawberries Of
immense proportion are among his present
table dishes
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
a ProposeI EkcIusIve e.hIbition.

BERLIN, April 20.-lt il proposed to hold
the FIRST general exhibition Of the products
OF Germany IN Berlin, some time IN lSoS.
Australia Eill be the only foreign nation
represented by exhibits.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
TRADE AND FINANCE.
Chicago Markets.

OFFICE OF L. Y. TAYLOR. Powers Block.
GRAND RAPIDS. April 20. 1855. I
cables: Wheat quiet and steady and 2d
ower. Consols points lower
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Assigned

Messr~ John Eoch b Co. ~ Carlyle TI
furn1fu-e 5es{Ars are reported to H~ad=trsat.
A. na7inz nlsde A. szsicn1oeut
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
q Kentucky Failure.

NEW YORK, April Civilian Shaw Nil
Ter. at Paris, KY, has made an assignment
His liabilities are about $1,000 and his as
sets are valued at $4,000.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21
Rehellinr Against the Mahdi.

CAmo. April 2o.-Information has been
received that the Arabs IN possession of
Berbor have rebelled against the Mahdi.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

DunLU. April 0.-The Prince and Prin-
cess Of Wales arrived here to-day
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-04-21

f,snrosrev. tr~il o-rt IS understood
that Secretary Bafari vin insist noon the
Announcement ef "a e1eceszar to ere rclorei
r,sr Hfers appointed hv President
A-thnr Al. Minister ao Hsyn
Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-09
The BabOOn and the Kitten.

took one of these baboons-it was
female-along to my home in Ger.
many, because she had always proved
to be of extraordinary sagicity, and
actually exhibited far greater intelli.
genco than the average Of tho country
women of Thuringia, where [ was liy-
ing. Apes in general like other crea.
lures, providing they submit to their
caressing and fondling. My baboon
at first concentrated her tenderness
upon the children of the village, but,
to her great sorrow, found no reclp-
rocity. Then she turned to cats and
dogs, and leased and tOrmented them
in every way. A bright pusy, the
most of the time she carried in her
arms, was tired one day of her com.
pany and attempted to escape. The
ape strongly objected, and tho kitten
in its struggle, scratched her in the
shoulder. Gravely the baboon seized
one OF the paws OF her pet, examined
it carefully, and finding, probably, the
sharp claws dangerous suporlluity in
so small being, bit them all off, one
by one.-Dr. Alfred L, Brchni, in Pop-
utdr Science Monthlu.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-09
Nose NOtiOns.

Tho fool may only see in his nose
convenient thing to smell with, but
the philosopher reads there the sure
indications of sagacity literally keen.
scented, of judgment and forco of
character, with many other things not
to he dispensed with in the mental
furnishing of either civilized or saw.
age. An inch on the end Uf n mans
nose is good deal, both us regards
the dignity of expression in that ap-
pendage and the qualities of mind
which it signifies. Roman, aquiline,
Grecian or pug, we are all obliged to
wear it, and so 1t may be well for us
to inquire what this fronhspiece of the
face symbolizes, in general and in
particular. Alexander the Great was
a Greek, but at tho upper part of his
nose we See the prominent sign of ag-
gressioD, which marked the Roman
nose and character. 1t was this ex-
tremely large faculty which led Alex
ander to depart from the established
policy OF Greece, and to carry on az
gresslve wars or foreign conquest, and
to plant colonies and kingdoms in
other countries. The lower end of
his nose indicated the same artistic
and literary taste which marked the
Greeks as nation, In the Apollo,
in Venus, Mercury and other idealiza-
tons OF Greek art and thought, we see
that delicate and perfect cbiseling of
the nostrils which indicates refinement
and symmetry Of intellect The COM
mon Roman nose was less finished at
the end; its possessor loved knowledge
Tor the sake of power and conquest,
rather than for It's own sake. Ag-
gressions and self-ieiense were the
leading signs which gave character
TO the Roman nose. TBoy are large in
tho face Of Julius Cesar, who carried
Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-09
of Snnnll Mind

viii of deceased husband that
was recognized; A rich old fellow
died, and when his estate was being
settled up his widow was called in to
give some testimony regarding the
will.
'Mrs. Miller" said the attorney.
handing her the will, "will you be-
kind enough to look at that document
and tell me If it is correct as far as
you knowP'
"What is itP" asked the widow.
at is your late husbands will"
"Ohl is itP Well, II was never as
extensive as that when he was alive. "
81 don't mean that, madam. |
want to know If you think it is the
correct willP"
The widow took it and began to
read.
"of COURSE" she exclaimed, "this
is his"
"Why do you think so, MADAME"
because IL says here, 4, James
Miller, being of sound mind Now,
that is him all over lie contended
with me from the time we were mar
ried that he was Of sound mind, and
said he'd stick to 1t with his last
breath, even II l persisted in saying
that he didn't have sense enough To
put up an umbrella on a rainy day.
He used to do some mighty foolish
things, but I'm glad to see he had q
good opinion of himself to the end. y
Schenectady Union.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-09

A statement Just made by the direct,
or OF the minlS gives some interesting
acts about the money circulation Of
he world. II makes an interesting
howing. tndiclting,as it does, hat but
one country in the world has as much
money in active circulation as this.
ana that the average amount per head
OF population in this country is nearly
two and half times rs great as
throughout the civilized world geucr.
ally. In other words, the amount of
paper and metallic circulating medium
In this country is Sl.7i5,OOO, 600, or
more than double the amount in Great
Britain and Ireland, though not quite
so much aS France has, the total there
being 81, ,JOO, ,OOO,OOD. France certainly
has a wonderful ability to make money
and to keep it at home. Not only has
She paid her immense war indemnity
within the past few years, but he has
now greater amount of money in
circulation than any other country of
The world, and a larger sum per head
OF population. The average amount
Of money in active circulation per
head in France is Si2.55, while in the
United States it is but S24. lG per head.
Yet as this is nearly two and a half
times the average total for the civil
i@ed world, it ought to be quite salts
factory. The average for the world is
about $40 per head of population.
ms does not represent the amount of
money value distributed in property,
but the actual amount of money In cir.
culation in the civilized world. Tho
total IN the thirty-nine countries given
in the table is abont $4,000, 600, 900.
though, for some inscrutable reason.
China isamitted from the list, Five
countries have larger average of cir.
cnlatlng medium per head than this.
They are France, Si2.5j; Cuba, Si2.2l;
Cape of Good Hope colony, S3s. 40;
Belgium, $50. 40; Netherlands, S26. 27.
In many of these cases, however. the
amount of coin is quite small, and the
paper large. In France, however, the
amount of paper is less than the gold,
and less thaa half of the gold and sill.
yer, while in this country the amount
of paper is more than the gold and sill.
yer together. The only countries
having no gold circulation, according
to the table, are Ceylon and British
India, having each small amount of
paper and the remainder silver. Brit
ish India has over 81 200, 900 900 Of
circulating medium in silver, which,
however. is only $40 per head, while
the paper is but q cents per head.
The total amount of circulating me.
dium in this country, whether in active
circulation or in banks and national
treasures, is S3640 per head, sum
in excess of that had per head by the
population of any country except
France. There the total is 952.S5 per
head. In Ceylon, where Gov. Clove.
lands sister has been a missionary for
years, the paper circulation is 81 cents
per head and the silver 2S cents.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-09
A Direct TemptatiOn.

1t is impossible to doubt that the
ease with which defaulter can evade
arrest by crossing the Canadian line
has been a direct encouragement to
financial intidehty. A poor man en-
trusted with large sums Of money, as
is the case of a bank teller, must be
subject to a very strong temptation to
theft. There is not much in the pre-
vailing tone of the world to strength
en- the restraints of conscience, but the
certainty of detection would naturally
act as barrier to crime. When the
man knows that he can fill his pockets
with the money of tho bank, take an
express train for Montreal, and be out
Of the reach Of the police by the time
the robbery is discovered, direct
temptation is placed before him to
which 1t is not strange that many
weak men yield,-Hiladelphsa Times.
Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-09
Brown Bread,

He'll by any other name is just as
hot.
The devil will never be chained
while the lightning-rod man is loose.
Train robbing has been crowded to
the wall, but the circus is still among
us.
Train boy up to want a postoilicc,
and before he is old he will pull wires
to get it.
The flies are buzzlng again, darling
The spiders are crawling about,
The bugs are flipping and tipping around,
And the mosquitoes will soon he out
The youth in Milwaukee who swal-
lowed SILVER dollar has done much
to jostle the sohdity of the proverb
that "a fool and his money are soon
parted"
Of all the distractions under tho sun
that perplex man to badness, moth.
ing is more rasping than this thing of
getting tangled up in patent medicine
advertisement that starts out with as
much fascination as spearing fish by
moonlight.
We have stalwart impression that
if the angels ever turn their backs to
earth and vibrate their wings so rapid
ly as to prevent even whisper With
sulphur in 1t from rising beyond the
clouds, tho occasion for tho same hap-
pens about the time woman with low
GUS raiment gets doused on the cross
ing with asprinkling-cart engineered
by soulless man.
Some red'headed people claim that
one of these days the Government will
take charge of the weather and run it
to suit the crops, as easily as the aver
age patriot thinks he could manage a
postollice. 1t may be, but we predict
the first step in that direction will be
to make it penal oifense for any man
to shed his ilannels before midsummer.
II is a well-known meteorological fact
that a change of undorshirt at any
time previous to harvest is pretty sure
to bring FROST Chicago Ledger.