New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.

After ALL the r,er-skating Kinks do not seem to have
hurt religion mach. prominent Methodist clergyman
recenty .ail Nowhere near many conversions have
h.en ma 10 in one winter In the past ter years as our
denomination figures up for the season just cioseL
rernaps the clergy and brethren. recognizing tue
ryAr, Of put forth unprecedented efforts AT
nil events our REVEALS have exceeded anything
previously known in my time"
oood deacon CT one OF our city churches meandered
along Que OF the yesterday AMI noticing crowd OF
boys fishing. began to lepove them for breaking the
sndsnIy To calculate Loo out bun. you've got bite
small hoy whose attention h"d been run
his line. Human natare was TOO strong ior nDn--
Isaginaw niich.l News
The Mugwunps arc being kicksd outdoors. but they
doat seem IN know IT,
Colonel Joseph Pulitzer. Of TIE Ne'c York World IS
ornIns the 3Srthold pedestal fund along towari the
s75 900 mark With neatness aud dispatch. Besides
doing this and running great anil gooh hewspapes;,
Colonel Pulitzer IL also writing ir9tnre whcn nr WI
philadelphia Press
Even whales find that life Is not all happiness.
harpoon Of pattern used forty years ago was found
stoking ia whale caught few days ago on the coast
OF Oregon
@And does t. really. rain every time an excursion
from Boston gets to Denver r. asked very earnest
Young from tile Huh OF an old-timer YESTERDAY
strange fact I'm eteOroogy" n,urnured tho fair Bos-
t,nian. "Nothn' Of the kind said the barnace; me
idiots who up excursions Away come when IL rains
-lDenver Tribune Republican
RULE BEITANNIA-NEw VERSION.
Let the foreigners ral and upbraid.
Let tlem swagger and nauut as they please;
Is Tia aeartot "a Brlton AFRAID Ga,
Ia not Britain a. Queen OF the seas
We have dock yards as hig Us csnbe
We have cruisers and ships OF tie line
Which Lord NuTthbrouk assures IA shall no
All a9oat By the year eighty-nne
What II France offended and sorr;
II tho Gel maus sullen and dumb;
What though Russia prrsu;heS on ier power,
Aud beats the belhgerent dr1n
What then let them c":ne, West anu EAST
our Hag snail still blaze DER the brine;
We are ready l--Or shall be at least,
In the Year Eighteeneighty -an'i-n,ne.
So vain tremors pu, from our mind;
Though the foreigner hates MS like Gin,
Yet he'll stay (hes so thoIEhtul and kind
Till weer ready for him 10 begin
Let us Danish alarms premature,
And in tranquil enjoyment recine;
enemies may be sure.
Won't come on till the year eiShty,nine
broadway cigar store exhibits cartoon which
admirably depicts attitude OF most people In TINS
nountry with regard TO tho complications between
England and Russia bear aud lion are attached oy
h ame rome to opposite trees. and are gnashug and
at each other but cannot stretch the rope TAR
enough to come actual collision Uncle sam looks
On with auEzical expression and says: wish that
,Iat rope would break. that there would be some
fun"
us was poet and he was talking to MISS Ethel in the
conservatory ana as SUE 'oyeu w NJ R,mer vav
T,,e cool deal Of poetry don't you e. "oh. yes, Miss
Ethsl lie answered. and it comes So easily to me.
Wby do Won know expect IL Is more WORK for you to
roaI NV osms than II Is for me 10 wri them" Yes,
expect 1t Is" sac answered eoyVi ana IL must os 80
And then looked up at the shrubs that grew around
the chilly orange-navOred ic',-tBoSton PVsI
The Canadians like American girls very mueh-al
cxcept their tendency rapid and constant talk and
their pronunciation OF letter though 1t were co.
what "a the matter ," asked Austin doctor Of thin
voung man named Anderson Eye. think the climate
~ AustIn does agree with me; have great trouble
Srsathiug with my lungs" lyon would have o great
deal more trouble breathing without Jonr lungs
the doctor, wheroupon Al ersol rye got up
a"1 adjourned aud now he tells every one that the
doctor does not understand his pnsinesS.-lIe4as
Siftings.
Even the women have begun TO turn moonshiners.
Mss Bette Smith tried In the United States Circuit
Cont at Nashville other day for dealing In Illicit
whiskey-genune 1" mountain dew" according to
Tennessee ocular She was found guilty ana ned.
Three young mountain gaants stood tho line, and now
stand ready fight for her. die for her ana defend her
honor Miss Smith Is seventeen and Is described rs
having slight gure dark hair, aud that nash nre
tho bee OF tho queen of her circle, and
shoots sourres out Of the taes trees Win her rhe
avera lovers worship her shrine, but none can cap
,nre ner heart She can't play the piano. but those
who know her say wind horn In manner that
would turn an old army buger green with envy
| A correspondent sends us an article Oh Toads ano
their Relation 10 Warts" We have hled " Away since
| 49, nro.necI of difficulty between husSih AUG
Enand being arranged has grown brighter, wart tall
! "a nnseasonable.- Peoria Transcript
perhaps after all there will be an Russian war
! The moro England comedies the moro defiant Russi'
becomes She evidently getting tired OF carrying tina
clip on her shoulder so long
The AFana Constitution objects to the use OF the wor
conquered" 20 describe what the North dri TO 70
south All rght-anythDg to please our sensitlv
brethren below the line. Let eau IL = licked here
| after-lst. Louis Globe Democrat.
The wife Of Mr.. Chandler, the ex-secretsry Of tn