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SPACE OF
WARREN ST. PHARMACY.

At the old stand and standing on
our earned reputation for fair deal
inc. we invite you again to call at
The Pharmacy.
We shall wait upon you with
CELEBRITY and civ'ility, whether rich or
poor, and shall be equally polite to
all.
Our Soda Water needs no putting.
You have tried it, come try it again,
with either ice cream or shaved ice
in it.
We can tell you how to kill all the
flies in your house and furnish the
materials to do it with.
In extracts and perfumes we have
laid in a stock of the very best in
such a shape as to suit the most
critical and economical buyer, rang
ing in price from 5 cents to $500.
We have paints in l5c. cans ready
to apply, and one can will paint
half a dozen chairs.
All the articles in the way of
domestic remedies and household ne
cessities we keep in stock, and you
save the time and cash necessary in
going or sending to the city for them
as we are always supplied, and aim
to sell at or below city rates.
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VARIETIEs.l
Side issues-whiskers.
Subscribe for the BANNER.

Subscribe for the BANNER.
The silent watchers Of the night
Those not wound up.
A young lawyer is the smartest thing
in the world, except young widow.
"Sheol and blazesD is but a poor
substitute when man steps on a tack. Z
A young mother should not be-too
ambitious to correct her children. She
should begin at the bottom.
Our grand business in lifeis not to-
see what lies dimly at distance, but
to do what lies clearly at hand.
If we practise goodness, not for The
sake Of its own intrinsic excellence, but
for the sake of gaining some advantage
by it, we may be cunning, but we are
not good.
Young housewife "What miserable
little eggs again. You really must tell
them, Jane, to let the hens sit on them
little longer"
George: "Do you know, Ethel, old
Stokes had a perplexity fit the other
day p Ethel "a perplexity fit /? You
mean parallel stroke"
Did you ever notice how much more
You walk on the foot with the corn on
it that on the other one ? Iou hardly
notice the other one at all.
A young lady rebukingly asks -
(Which is the worse, to lace tight, or
to get tight?' Really, we cannot am
swer the question. We never laced.
BOSS, hab you got any OBJ dem con
found cavortic pills?' eyes. Do you
want them plain or coated p dunno.
/ want dem ones what's whitewashed-
He got EN-.
81 do think that thirteen is really
an unlucky NUMBER said pert young
miss who had Just entered her teens;
ut is too old for dolls and too young
for beaux y
To be yachtsman one must own a
white flannel suit, some brass buttons,
white cap with gold braid and an
idea that he owns the earth. Ii is not
necessary to ownIa yacht--
"The tendency to do wrong increases
towards night says well-known
clergyman. think this is very likely
to be true, for when Adam ate the for
hidden fruit it was near Eve.
Judge: "You have been charged
with breaking and entering, Have
you ever been punished for a similar
offence p Prisoner at the bar: mo,
your honor, this is the first time they
caught me"
A countryman who is camping with
his wagon and team in the suburbs Of
Austin, missed one of his horses. "Why
don't you apply to the police 2 sug-
gested city friend ado you think
they stole him ?" was the innocent re-
spouse.
They had been married six weeks
and she said /: "Now don't De stay>6 out
late, but come home soon to cor little
wiley tifey T" They had been married
six years, and she said !: "If you go out
tonight, Smith, I'm going to lock up
the house and go over and sleep at
mothers"
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1885-07-18

A PURE AND RELIABLE MEDICINE,
A compound fluid extract of roots. leaves.
barks and berries is Burdocks Blood Bit
ters They cure alLdiseases of the blood,
FLYER and kidneys.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1885-07-18
NARROW ESCAPR

RocH ESTER. June 1852, Ten
Years ago | was attacked with the most
Intense and deathly pains In my hack and
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1885-07-18
we caa,Ion All Against Them.

The unprecedented success and merit
of Ely's Cream Balm "a real cure for en-
tarrh, hay fever and'cold in the head
has induced many adventures to place
calarrh medicines bearing some resem-
blance in appearance. style on name upon
the reputation of Ely's Cream Bllm.
Many in your immediate locality will
testify in highest commentator OF IL.
Buy only Ely's Cream Balm. A particle
is applied into each nostril ;sno pain !,
agreeable to use. Price fifty cents; Of
druggists.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1885-07-18

From the Marine Barracks, Pensacola
Florida, Corporal Ben Barger writes of
benefits of Browns Iron Bitters in that
malarious region. He says: II have
used several bottles and must say / am
greatly benefited by using it. Several of
my comrades use Browns Iron Bitters,
and you may rest assured they all think
II is the greatest thing on EARTH" This
kind of testimony comes from all quarters
concerning Browns Iron Bitters the
hest tonic.
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Mr.. J. M. Mccain, of Bridgeport, w.
Va, contributor to poultry journals of
the United States and Canada, and a
large chicken raiser, says from experience
that if S.. Jacobs OIL IS mixed with
dough and fed to poultry suffering from
chicken cholera, all that are able to swal-
low will be restored to health, and If sat
urated pills are forced down the Threats
of those that cannot swallow they will
flap their wings and crow in your face.
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S1.5O PER ANNUM. IN ADVANCE.

port you honorably; and if you de
serve it you will have success. In the
meantime allow me to present you
this" and he handed him tiny note
containing an announcement Of the
coming marriage of Mr.. Ned Wilton
to Miss Carrie Day.
Phil turned quickly around, but
out Ned had disappeared, and after a
moments hesitation he went on.
Whether he ever followed his friends
advice or not cannot say.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1885-07-18

The Atlanta Constitution advises
every man to get married. Women
do not need any such advice on this
subject.
Beverly banner. [volume] (Beverly, N.J.) 1877-1964, 1885-07-18

evil cucumhers corrupt bananas"
is the way little girl repeated the
text. Sne was quite right, as her little
brothers stomach-ache after dinner
testified.
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Intense and deatlly pains IN my hack and
Extending to the end of my toes and
to my BRAIN
(which made me delirious!
From agony Hi
"It took three men TO hold me on my
bed at times
''rhe Doctors tried in vain to relieve
me, but to no purpose.
Morphiae and other opiatesi
Had no effect!
After two months | was given up TO
die Ill
"When my wife heard neighbor tell
what Hop Btters had done for her, she
at once got and gave me some. The first
dose eased my brain and seemed to so
hunting through my system for the pain.
The second dose eased me so much thatf Slept
two hours. something had not done ar two
months Before had U ed i've nottiss wss Welt !,
three weeks; but worked too hard for my strength
and taking u hard cold, was taken with the must
acute and painful rheumatism all through my syS
tenn that ever WAS known.
II called the doctors again. ard AFTER several weeks
said met friend and told him my case And IL
said Hop Bitters had cured him aud would cure me-
lpoohed at him. but he was so earnest was Induced
10 use them agan.
In less than tour weeks threw away my crnfehas
and mt to work lightly and kept on stng the hil
tiers for five weeks. until became as well IL any
man living, and have been so for SIX years since.
1t has also cured my wife, who had been
sick for years; and has kept her and my
children well and healthy with from two
to three bottles per year, There is need
to be sick at all if these bitters are uaesl.
j. j. BERK Ex-SUPERvIsoR.
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"That poor invalid wife. Sister, Mother,
"Or daughter
Can be made the picture ofheailhI
with few bottles Of Hop HtteFsl
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A lady writes "Your Hop Porous PAS
ter does the work every time; ! do not
have that awful pain in the side now. !"
Your experience will be the same. Sold
everywhere Zoe.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06
VERY SAD.

The Weather Question Brings Trouble to
Two Of the Oldest Inhabitants.
First old pioneer as he meets second
old pioneer on the street.. Morning to
you. Winter seems to have broken P"
Second old pioneer "WeIl, I can't
agree with you.' rSs 80 .s73s,
First-"According to my experience
the cold weather is about over" IN
Second nd my experience warns
me that it may last a month yet. !" 50
"First-''Pooh. My diary says
that a. "a ~
Second" Bosh! My journal shows
that March has been unusually cold for
twelve years past.
First-'Who do you hire to keer
your .journal!'' 81 I1F3Rt III FETN
Second T-''And you talk Of your di
airy! Did You chalk it down on the hen
coop door,"
First-"You are getting to be a do
tardr'
Secondhand You always were
One,''
First-"You don't know weather
when You see it!np fas. Is S.
Secondhand you can't set up for
no prophet over me!''
And they glare at each other, and
rub elbows, and double up their fists
in their pockets, and retire backwards
to safe distance, wishing each. other
dead-DetroitF Free Press. . 'apN
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OPTIONS.
stock Exchange Betting and Pure hasin,
Lottery Tickets Alike Gambling.

STOCK Exchange Betting and Pure hasine
Lottery Tickets Alike Gambling.
SO far as we see, the moral difference
between betting on pure chance-the
numbers in lottery, for instance, or
the turn OF the dice--and betting on a
chance which is less to the experienced
and the far-sighted than to the ignorant,
rs totally inappreciable, while expert
ence seems to show that the latter is the
more attractive and therefore more dan.
gerous of the two. Options are bets, and
are as moral or immoral as bets; that is
to say they are Indifferent things in
themselves, but produce very often, by
force OF their attraction, highly immor-
al consequences. If the Stock Exchange
dislikes that possibility, let it prohibit
options, and not talk nonsense about
the special sin Of unlicensed dealers in
offering them for sale The passion FOR
gambling that is. for obtaining money
without tolls rooted in human ma
ture; but we confess to certain sur
prise at the hold which the
Stock Exchange form of il takes
upon intelligent men. They never
seem to comprehend that they are
not only betting, but betting against adj
versaries, those adversaries bein0.some
of the shrewdest men in the world. who
do as business what outsiders do as
pastime. whopass their lives in study
ing the turns of the market, and who,
whether individually more or less fool |
ish than the outside SPECTATOR. know
collectively more than he in most cases
possibly can. They may be beaten on |
this or that occasion by man of speeial 4
information, or special acumen, or by |
an accident; but in the long run they
must win. and they do win, or thew
would not Keep the system up. The |
in the Monaco hen do not |
invest their money ON = chance. The
to be paid on every trans.
action operates exactly like thes.pull of
the table" in the old days. of hazard
and roulette, and gives Of itself an .ad-
vantage to. the spectators Indoors,
which is by no means their onlv
one. They know hundred circuu- Il
stances which the outsider does not
know, and which materially affect his
of those circumstances be-
ing the important one, the amount of
speculation already going on in that
particular stock; another, the kind Of
men who are entering into it, and a Z
bird. whether the play is with. loaded Y
lice or not.-IAc Spectator. II
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06
A physician writes:

"With suicidal indifference many diev.
gard the laws of health. They eat indi-
sudden climatic changes, they excessive-
~ strain the nerves, they give no heed to
daily evacuation Of the bowels, they 10
press a natural desire to urinate, they
indulge in hurtful drinks, etc. Ere long
their health completely fails. A state Of
impure blood, nervous depression, dys
peDsia- urinary disorders, partial paraiy-
sis, ETC., follows. As q cure / cordially
recommend pr. cuyeott'o yellow
n1 wsS cfbS w anS dd 10
Intention to correct bodily habits, with
regular hours OF sleep, etc., will surely
restore health. I consider Il the best
tonic, blood purifier and strengthener
sold by druggists. 1t acts soothinrly and
mildly. and never leaves any UNPLEASANT
after effects. Many have been astonished
at it's marvellous cures, after ali other
remedies had failed"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06
Seven Wise Men B.n,.a.

The N. Y. Morning Journal says that
Mrs. F. G. Kellogg, 80 E. seth St., was par
TALLY paralyzed, and lay for seven days in
commissions. Physicians were engaged and
discharged until seven had failed to help
or cure her. She was unable to leave her
bed, and was as helpless as child. After
using all sorts of salves, ointments, lotions
and plasters, her case was given ND az
hopeless. She was induced to try st.
Jacobs Oil as last chance. She began to
improve frem the time the first application
was made, and by its continued use, she
has completely recovered.
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"A laborer living in this civ. 81

"A laborer living in this city, says
the San Francisco Neps-Lette,, laffliet-
ed with the existing lottery mania, re-
Gently invested in a ticket, and, being
advised that to insure good luck the
ticket should be tied to rabbits tail
until the drawing took place, he imme-
diately proceeded to enlist the services
OF a household pet. The scheme
worked to a charm "a prize was drawn.
and snug sum at that. A family rush
was made for the hutch; the rabbit was
there sure enough, tail and all, but the
ticket was gone. Bunny had eaten it
There is one rabbit less in town
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06
PIGS.

The Kind Of Animals Ohe Should Select
to Secure the Best Quality of Pork.
If you prefer to have the pig narrowed
in the spring, you can, by judicious
selection. procure greater quantity OF
pork in proportion to food consumed
thanby keeping fall pigs through the
winter. The first point to notice in a
pig is its face. The shorter and more
dished the face the better. In fact. we
venture to say that pig with broad,
dished face will be found good in every
other quality. yz,H erswM fatten on .
small proportion Of food,.and will re-
main quiet and easy in his pen. He
will come up to the trough. eat all be
desires, and go to his corner to DIGEST
it, which will be done quickly, when he
will again come forward for bis meal to
eat quietly and retire, He will not be a
sqnealer, nor run mad over his feed.
but will be quiet and easy in all his
movements. So much in, favor, of the.
face alone. which indicates exoellepce:
in the habits and general characteristics
Of the animal When the pig is some.
what advanced in growth 1t should be
noticed Inst bic hair is soft. A good
pig has no bristles, but the body is Gov
cred with hair, and the finer the hair
the betterr Now examine the MIC
for fineness OF bone. You do not want
coarse. sheavy-limbed hog, such as
denotes offal. Small bones and short
legs mot too shorty are desirable. He
should be broad across the chest, with
ribs well sprung and wide, the neck
being short, and the back level and fat.
The hams shonld be full and prominent.
betting well to the rear, the body pre-
senting when viewed from the front
broad form. but when viewed from the
rear square appearance. That is, he
should seem long in body but his breast |
and rear parts (across the hams) should
look nat. as an old maxim ia that q box
1wo-thirds IS wide asp il is long should |
ut him exactly. The ears should be |
small and we'll set on, while even The
'ail should be fine, long and tapering.
BY thus noticing thu form il matters /
little what the breed may be, but such
,oints do not exist with scrubs. The
'olor is ofsAo consequence, sthouph soma /
maintain that black hogs do not blister
n the sun, butts we have found white I
logs to thrive and do well In all seq
ions. When dressed the black hogs
make white carcasses, provided TIE
'air is completely taken on by scslding. 1
I shaved with knife, however, dark
pots will be indicated. We do not wish
o state how the pig should be fed. the
o]ect being to give information in re-
ard to selection. The points sre
ished, short face; small bone; prosni-
ent hams; long body; broad deep
hest; plenty Of stomach; soft hair; and +.
ing square shape. But, as we stated, I,
BE most desirable point is the -,dished
zee, as such . hog is usually good in
4 other respects Field. Farm aud
tockmaN. /,
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Human Calves,

An exchange says: "Nine-tenths OF the
unhappy marriages result from human
calves being allowed to run at large in So
eiety pastures" Nine-tenths of the chronic
or lingering diseases of to-day originate
ness, resulting in scroftla CONSUMPTION
(which is but scrofula of the lungs), sores.
ulcers, skin diseases and kindred affec,
tons. DIR. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis
covery" cures all these. OF Druggists. ~
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q AT least three men on the average jury
are bound to disagree with the rest Just to
snow that they've got minds of their own:
but there is no disagreement among the
women as to the merits Of DIR. Pierce,s
"Fdror7te Prescription" They are ali
unanimous in pronouncing it the best
remedy In the world for all those chronic
diseases, weaknesses and complaints pe-
cuiiar to their sex. It transforms the pale.
haggard, dispirited woman, into one Of
sparkling health, and the ringing laugh
again reigns supreme" In the happy
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

"WHAr's the reason you didn't speak tc
Jones when he passed us just now!n HE
tnsulted me the other day?" "What did
he say?" "He called me an old ass. .
Called you an old ass. How ridiculous
Why, you are not old ."--TrOg Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

The worst pile tumors cured in
ten days, rupture In one month. pamphlets
two (3ct.) stamps. Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

. A No. SHOE on q No. 8 foot has {
tendency to make homo unhappy. PITTS.
turgh Chronicle Telegraph. ~
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/, 1T Is said that there is q soft side "a
every man. That's the reason why q dude
is afraid to stand on his head.-N Y
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EGoTIsM is usually pretty unanimous
Al rs and no knows.-N. Y. Independent
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A MOTHERS example is sometimes fol-
lowed by her son in after years. Perhaps
this is the reason some men are SO Slip
perry Yonkers Statesman.
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! A WOMAN in some States can not sue and
- sued, bnt she can complain and b,
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Mrs. A. NJ. Dauphin, Quaker lady, Of
Philadelphia, has done q great deal to
make known to ladies there the great value
of Mrs. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound,
as cure for their troubles and diseases.
She writes as follows: IA young lady of
this city while bathing some years ago was
thrown violently against the life line and
the injuries received resulted in an ovarian
tumor which grew and enlarged until death
seemed certain. Her physician finally ad-
vised her to try Mrs. Pinkham's Compound.
She did 50 and in a short time the tumor
was dissolved or caused to slough of, and
she is noc in perfect health. also know Of
many cases where the medicine has been
of great value in preventing miscarriage
and alleviating the pains and dangers Of
childbirth. Philadelphia ladies appreciate
the worth Of this medicine and its great
value.p
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

THERE'S two ways of doing it." said
rat to himself as he stood musing and
waiting for job. "If I save me $1,000 /
must lay up 500 a year for twenty years,
or | can put away $40 year for two
N T. Times.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

MoRMoNs ought to be good sailors-they
have 80 much marry time experience
7exas .Siffin1s. - - - -
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CANTON (O.) capitalists are going to try
and make sugar out of beets.r This way,
beats try to make "sugarn out of capital.
ists.-LO,ceU Citizen
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

The literary man always has write on
his side.--Boston Budget. slsgf.Fff ~
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

THERE'S one line that every woman de.
lights to hang on--the masculine. Water
loo Observer. go
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Mrs. Annie Rathburne. of Erie,

The least exertion caused mo painful,
and Irregularities. My blood seemed
poisoned. Pimples ana sores were all
over my body. doctored for years but
found myself growing worse until tried
DR.. 0UYgOTrB YELLOW DOCK AND
SARSAPARILlA. From this start I inn
same woman. 1t has made me strong
and we'll"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

THEY had been quareling. $50 Won
wish there was another wa, do you, Will.
iam!" she observed. "Yes, / do.o he re.
piled. well, William, I. will try to &C.
commodate YOU" And she did.-N. y
Graphic. -.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

Over nifty physicians of Baltimore includinc those
OF leading hospitals, charitable Institutions Colleges
anu schools, have voluntarily endorsed Red star
ever discovered, but as being entirely free from The
harmful features Of other cough mixtures. Every
ont viii ind IL SAFE sure cure 1t is entirely free
rum 9pates narcotics emetics and posons IL leaves
no pad enects ltdoes not derange the system. II
pure pleasant prompt. Sold by druggists and dealers
n 20 eaIc,n , thrS9gaeus the Epltsa states
LER COMPANY, sole Pr0prietorp, Hal.
TIMOkE, MARYLAND.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

DUNG ladies who think they have . call
" write poetry should stop and remember
that poets are born and siot maid"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

WHAT is great dea1 worse than rain.
ing cats and dogs! Hailing stage.
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BRowN's BRONCHIAL TRocHKs win "a.
heve Bronchitis, Asthma, Catarrh. Con.
sumptive and Throat Diseases. IHev are
used dltcdys 10Th good success.
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Cur down-The results of his first shave
boston Globe. ia# ~
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1885-06-06

70 REMEDY bald heads-cut 'em off,
The Judge.
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WORTH, the great Paris dressmaker, Is
coming over to this country to lecture.
we hope that he is not coming with any
biased views.--C Chicago Tribune.
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2, NOTHING to speak OLA dude.-N y.
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II amicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. fsaac
1hompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell IT. SO.