Daily Republican., 1885-05-21
SunbeannS.


The candle wick is up to snuff.
Sic tmnsit-An ambulance wagon.
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ID uh "nuornAofS snop oief '''ooh
Florida has something TO cry over. 1t u
I'll onion fourteen ihches long,
We get up TO ask-Who goes bail on the |
holy bonds of wedlock p Btoomisgton Eye. |
1,, r;... o,.,,,o. 80 ,,,o1s a;s
plays the sign "A. Stiff, undertaken
Com ado.
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"a NAN never ,oohe ~ iihe d iou-na"
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piny, KY oo''imo'ys ~ sno 'eo'i'o' 70 40 D
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"Rnin sees thee, rootless thing" as the
dentist said when he broke on the patients
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A Western man says if, Though" spells
tho. and "eight" spells ate. and beans"
spells bose, then potatoes should be spelled
"pought& glteaux."
If a man tears his-well, Ills clothes.
in church, is it II pew-rent , HaSttngton
critic. II may be for aisle we know, but
we'll inchoir N. y. EnGrpr7v.
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81 o' .o'l 49,, ii. w., ars ,,n1y
sitting on the corner of cloud in the sweet
eventually. WeeIly Bon<rung
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SHOULD pe aeiiSh'eI' ','her' WAC 'he
ply our NhoSs Hc"i' 'i'''i "AAe
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| Nothing SO helps Il newspaper rs the i'm
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Where anger rises, think of the conse-
I"u'H 7 ,;, Is t a'a""o h. r,.a hair
~ TL'"I' a,an,.i.,,, AID is hnurishin,, a
i ad'a,', ',,r La.J ye,o Le,.en
Ui,ns p;n "0o"' ''"'
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A doctor says that alcohol has killed more
' people than yellow fever, and the consult
in6 phs n.o''i Va ~ so "'',
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ii She decorated her room with bric-a- brat
: and pictures, and placed her husband
photo on the topmost nail. Then she 81
uo"n ~ o ..mi ,'or,,t;n', t. Io,nl, and IN,
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Pursuit is preferable to attainment. Tw
Michigan men got into boat to chase
bear. The bear climbed into the boat, an
. the men got out and chased the State o
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II North Carolina husband shot himse
because his wife would not pull off hi
i h6ots.-LuneN Citiz,n. She protabl
feared thn( if he used her for II boot lack Ia
next move would be to throw her ont of tn
II window NJ CATS o'e"0 h"e''ot".
"Whnt is your nane?" asked II teacht
i n 81
-lplv. whereupon the teacher impresslyel
{ lad ,.vou should have said, Julius, sir
, And nos. INV lnd.n turning TO another DO,
:. what is YOUR name 7" . Bilious, sir
o. / :. in Whitman.
II policeman III neighDorlhB city h'e
Sc took prisoner to the station ana iaid u
Q following complaint against NM II
pre,nns doll n scnreerow. n raumntlin al
;. a. ;,,;,t NH ~ which I certify To- be true.
&c E'.,,,n Seutod
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box of fish hooks, penknlfe AID
ri snuff box were taken from the body OF
nc Georgia alligator. The fact that no spur
81 paper collars, or double-barreled shot8u
were found leads the people to think I'll
X the anphiblan must have lunched on
y! Northern man.-Com. ado.
~ ~, srt,;,;ant,v ;ntox;.otad
Il ,v;,,o h;mself an the mornings newsnan
Nv and ST down to read the towel but ney
se, drunk enough to pull IL stopper from IA b.
tIe throw the latter AVA, an. drink l.
II cork, even if it would serve hlm us