New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-01-14
MPH1TIC GUARANTEES
Which are Justified Oy an FEf7'a
ordinary Public Experience.

10 The Public. - Greeting: As tho
conductors Of the largest business of.
the kind in the world, (and therefore
having an extraordinary experience),
we feel justified in max ing the follow
ing statements:
Oar Theory Prorea.
F.rst.-We have held from the be-
ginning that most of the common all
ments are caused primarily by kidney
and liver disorders. not primarily by
bad blood; that bad blood is caused by
temporary or chronic arrangement of
the kidneys and liver, and that by re-
storing these blood-purifying organs to
health, we could cure most of the COM
mon ailments. Other practitioners,
however, have held that extreme kid
ney and liver disorders were iucurable.
We, have proved to the contrary in
thousands of cases.
Safeguards against Epjdemtes.
Second. The kidneys and liver are
the sewers of the system, and unless
they are kept in perfect working order
no amount of public sanitation can pre-
vent epidemics raging among the pco-
pie. The prudent man. IN the aUiuter
and spring, will fortify the system
against any such possibility. DR.. Koch,
the celebrated German Scientist and
physician, says, for instance, that cho-
lcra will have but little effect among
those who keep the digestive organs
and the kidneys and liver in healthful
operation. Warmers Safe Remedies
are the best scientific curatives and pre-
ventives, and should be used pow as
safeguard against any future scourge.
Scientific Specifics.
Third-We do not cure every k,aoaOna
disease from one bottle, fer Warmers
Safe Remedies number seven scientific
specifics, which have been put upon
the market, only in obedience to strong
public demand.
Eecosstsed Standards.
Fourth. Warmers Safe Remedies,
spite OF all opposition, have won the
favor of the profession rs well as the
masses, and are recognized as the lead
ing standard medical preparations.
Slro~s Guarantees.
Fifth.-After six years of unequaled
experience, we can give these unquali-
fed guarantees.
GUARANTEE Pure and Harm
Tess. That Warmers Safe Remedies
are pure and harmless.
GUARANTEE I.-Testimaonials &C.
ntine. That the Testimonials used by
us, SO far as we know, are bona fide,
with forfeit of $4,000 for proof to
the contrary.
GUARANTEE Ill Ca4rative Effects
Permanent. That Warmers Safe Rem
edies are not merely temporary, but
permanent, in their curative effects and
will sustain every claim, if used sut-
jiciently and as directed.
Proofs Of Perma ,eney.
Sixth. Special inquiry among hun
dreds of our Oldest patients result in
MISUNDERSTANDING that the cures
wrought six, five, four and three years
ago, were permanent. And most of
these patients aUere pronounced incur
a6le when they began using Warmers
Safe Remedies.
Read ftaO of thousands of testimo-
mails,
ELDER JAMES'S. PRESCOTT, Box,
1852, Cleveland, Ohio, in 1878 was
pronounced incurable of Bright's
disease; in 1879 he began the use of
Warmers Safe Cure, and in 1884 he
reported: Health never. better;
just past 80th year; am an enthusiast
for Warmers Safe Cure
R. H. McMICHAEL, Emporia, Kas.,
in 1880 lad Inflammation Of the
how RI Il. ~
tumor. He began using Warner
Safe Cure, % bottles Of which, he
said July 10Th, 1884, permanently
cured me-
MRS. HELEN LElKEM, West McHen-
~, Ill, two years ago used Warner
Safe Cure and Safe Nervine for com.
plete prostration. August, 1884, said.
81 have never enjoyed such good
health.''
S. A. GETTYS, East Liverpool, Ohio,
in 1879 was attacked with Vertigo and
Dyspepsia of the worst kind; he was
cured by Warmers Safe Cure in 1882
and December 9Th, 1884, he reported
that he had no trouble, sirce he was
permanently cured by Warner's
! Safe Cure.
EDWIN FAY, of Davenport, Ia, was
cured of Bright's disease and Kidney
! complaint in 1881 by Warmers Safe
Cure. December 4th. 1884, he wrote
Il am now free from Kidney disor
| DER
Seventh--It is q source of great graft
tication that Warmers Safe Remedies
have been permanently beneficial to 81
many sufferers. This permanency o
power over disease gives them thu
most exalted rank. and in this particu
lar they have no equal.
III. H. WARNER & co.
Jan. /. 1885.