Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-11
BRIGHT BIrs.
JACK LOGAN makes q vOwelly speech
He must be wOndrOus wise;
Like Argus as the poets teach,
He has an hundred fs.-T This and Thd

JACK LOGAN makes a vowelly speech
He must be wOndrOus wise;
Like Argus as the poets teach,
He has an hundred ls.-I This and That.
AN exchange speaks Of the Mugwump fac
ton as "mOribund." 1t probably means that
they are mOribundaut IN their own mind than
anywhere else .-Btugb hampton ReDUbltcdn.
The statesman who so far rgets himself
IS to run after a street car suffers a fall IN
public estimation which twenty five years Of
penance Will not repalr.-Detrott Free Press
THE oldest inhabitant is an illustration Of
the TACT that the circus one enjoys most IS the
one cnhp sees by craving uBde the canvas
when q small boy. The world l5 not degen-
Grating. The old man is going back.-NeW
OrLedns Ptcagune.
CONVERSATIONS heard at a breakfast-tsble:
Father-"W eli, wife, don't care what you
say, I'm always for the under dog IN the
Little boy twho has been silently listening
to the ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS father, suppose IL
was two cats?" -.3Hrdetts.
TEE agricultural editor was last evening
discussing the latest stock sale and remarked
that there was never COW made wOrth half the
money some sold for WhereupOn Dan mod
city suggested that AarOn's calf was worth
much more, and was not over half grown al
Jhat.-A dSh0U CHi0R.
"WHAT are you doing down town this time
Of night! asked one ped strian of another ma
ftont Of the city hal at 10 O'Clock the other
night.
SBeen working at my books down at the
office"
What allied 'em?"
my cash account wouldn't balance. Old
Smi,n was looking over the books this after.
noon, and he SAID he'd give me TIL to morrow
noon to see that cash balanced cash on hand
account"
"Can you find the error?"
Oh, Pva found II. and made everything
balance. / brought $39 65 down from the
house, you know"-betrOU Free Press.
SMALL FEET But BIG IDEAS
She has forgot the summer time
And ops at watering p aces,
But she alTires at city balls
The pump his foot encases.
She says hat it's divlnely small.
All giancing ight and airy,
She hopes that he ! conclude ere long
= o taKe her for his fairy
But though his feet are trim and
His wants near drive m frantic
H will not take her for hls bride
Unless her wealth's gigantic.
Boston Budget.
THE TELEPHONE TIT Willow
He slapped 1t his chest and uttered a vow,
Sounding Hello oh! Hello, oh! HellO."
And cold preparation bespanged his
brow
"Oh. Hello. oh! Hello, oh! Heiloy'
He sobbea and he sighed and he grew very
pale,
And AN cono arose like an agonized wall,
As piercing as the lap on a TIN dinner pail,
"Oh, Hello, Oh! Hello, oh Hellor'
Il was almost as certain as fe that his name
"Wasn't Hello. oh Hello, oh! Helo!"
But twas powerful passion that made him
exc aim,
"Oh, Hello. oh! Hello, oh, HellO!"
Then his voice dropped into a D srilous sigh:
He persisted right there-and would you
Know Why?
Because tightly lodged in his throat was the
CIV:
"Oh, Hello, oh! Hello oh Hellow
Indianapolis Tribune.
SOMEHOW or other, my boy. this world
seems to be getting way past me. don't
seem to catch on, som how. Mr.. Beecher de
clares himself a Cleveland Republican. then
Mr.. Curtis prOclaims himself an Ira Dayen-
p TT Democrat, and now the Rev. Mangasar
hangasarian declares that he is a BOB luger
oil Presbyterian. 1 am just waiting day by
dav for old Garrison 10 get out of his grave
long enough 10 declare himself pros az cry
Aboitionist. ind then am going to Join the
Roman Catholic Order of American Protest
ante and see if the Ir sh A meric ms can't d .
something for the American Irish in English
prisons | tell you. my son, these are stirrin 2
times. and man must be blind If he cannot
feel the low mutterings Of distant thunder
that smells to heaven in the zimmerman dark
ness OF its glazing polYglotte' y. / suppose
it's all right. my son. but 1 don't understand
It a. all. and am thankful that don't, and
that don't desire to understand il, ''for III
much wisdom is much grief, and he that in
creaseth knowledge increaseth SORROW" Rob
eFt u. BUrGstk.