Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1885-08-28
RAILWAY ETIQUETTs.
Timely and Important Rules A.
duct tor the BENEFIT OF Tho.
pon's Know How to seh.,"
Themselves la "a Sleeper ar
Mining Car


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Many people have travelled All ,h.,-
ilFes and yet do not know how 10 H.
nave Themselves when on the road
for the bcneii and guidance ~
such' these few, crisp. plain, horsa
sense rules of etiquette have been
framed.
In travelling by rail, on foot. turn to
/ the right on Il scoyrring an approach
ing tram II YOU wish b, train To turn
Out give two loud tOot- and get in be
tween the rails 20 You VII not muss IN
the right Il way Many a nice new
right OF way has been ruined Dy get.
ing a pedestrian tourist spattered all
over rs first mortgage.
On retiring at night on board the
train, do not leave YOUR teeth n the ice
water tank. II everyone should do so.
it would occasion urea. confusion in
case OF wreck II would also cause
much annoyauci and delay during the
re,urrect.O Experienced tourist, lie -
string to their teeth and retain them
during The n ght.
II YOU have been reared in extreme
poverty and your mother supported YOU
'
your wife coul support you, YOU will
probably SIT in four seats at the same
| me. with Your feet extended into the
slcN 50 that y II can wipe them of on
other people while YOU Snore wAk
your mouth open clear 10 your saOul-
der blades.
II YOU prone 20 drop asleep aud
breathe with "A low al ,utl rattle ike the
exhaust @. a bath rub. I wo 1T be a
Eooi plan o teup your head in
feather led ini the insert the whole
In ng In tie ne closet. or if YOU can
not en- @ that. lou IN ght stick it GU,
o. the W rdoN and get d knocked of
aga MT tunnel. The stockholders OF
the 70 might get mad about it., but
YOU could do it in such u way thai
they wouldn't know whose head it
wa-.
Laiie. and gentlemen should guard
against travelling by rail while in
leaStlt stat OF lntoNIcatjOn.
In the ming car, VIII lie eating. do not
not como your mOuStac Ie with your
for. BY all mean, do not comb yo,A
moustache with the fox OF another II
IS better TO refra altogether from
comb NJ he mou,tachr with "A fork
while travelling or the motion of the
ira n might iuD the fork into your eve
and Trtatp ia.
Ii your dessert i, very no, and you
do not discover it until YOU have burn.
ed the raftcr> out OF the roof of r5ur
mouth. do not utter wild veil of ago.
ny and pill Your coffee all over a total
stranger. but control yourself, hoping
to know more next me.
IN the morning j. good time 10 lind
OUT how many people have succeeded
IN getting on the passenger train who
ought 10 be- IN the stock car.
Generally. YOU will find one male and
one female. The male goes into She
wash room, batheS his worthless car
cas- from daylight until breakfast
time walking on the feet of any man
who trie, 10 wash his face during tina,
time. He wipes himself on nine diff.
ferent towels. because when be get.
home he knows he will have TO wipe
his face on an old door mat People
who have been reared on hay all their
lives. generally want TO iii themselve.
full OF pie and cole when they travel.
The female of this same mammal
goes into the ladies department and
there til starvation drives her
)ut Then the real ladies have about
thirteen seconds apiece in which to
lrcSs.
II You never rode in vanished car .
'etore. and never expect TO again. yel
VIZ probably roam up and down the
ar. meandering over the feet of the
potter while he Is making up the
'erthN. This is a good way to let peo-
lie see Just how little sense YOU had
FL after your brain began to soften.
In travelling 90 not take along los
+ old clothes that You know you will
lever year.
finally, never walk through car
lsrng every body out of countenance,
h jim Crow detective hunting for
D. James boys, a. | once noticed
ell known member of the Missouri
cgislatYre, while travelling over the
eat Rock Island Route. but mind
our own business, be quiet, polite
nj patient and YOU will feel as though
on were among friends all the time.
nd Nou will leave the train with
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