The Dawson journal. (Dawson, Ga.) 1878-18??, 1885-02-26
ANUTHER WEIRD TEW TON kOL-
Inns"
Bob Tells Tom Where He Lives, and
Advises Him TO Bring Sheriff Thorn
ton and DR.. Kendrick When He
C0mts-Dr. Jones an Example.
TERRILL KoUNTY, GA,
Feb. 10Th, 1885.

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l sea that I hav got up ther
back ov Tom Rollins moast Wig
rus like. He seq he haz been hun
tin fer me all over ther kountry,
an Tn no whar tew be found; an
that thar amt no man answerin
tew my naim; that IN writin I'M
der a fawlse MISSIONER ov my
oan maxim. Now, that's jest what
I've found out about him, arter
sarchin fer him Their hole ov Their
weak arter hiz last artikil KUN
out agin me. Thar amt a Tom
Rollins, by reel naim, in Terrill
kounty, an eff thar IL any miss
homer in Their kase its Tom Kol-
Inns NOT Bob Short. I live neer
ther Albinny rode az yer ar gwine
east frum Dawsing on Their POS
sum Trot" rode that leeds. leetle
southeast twards "Helfs Half
Aiker'' in ther admin kounty.
Ennybody can find out whar [
liv, an eff Tom Rollins IL so ark
shus tew find me Their ZACH string
oy mi gait hangs out. I've huntid
him an he sez he's huntid me, an
now he knoze whar | am. I'll
Civ him ther hospitiblest resep-
shun ever lie had,' eff he'll kun,
but I'll not be responsible fer hiz
kondishun when he goze away.
Mr.. Thorntin, Their sheriff, knoze
war l liv. He kums down Pos
sum Trot very oftin; goin, l
spose, tew Helrs Half Aiker, but
| never cud tell what he was aftur.
Tom Rollins kin ak him how tew
git tew my premisis, an, eff he
kums, | d advice him few bring
Sheriff Thorntin with him-an
DR.. Kendrick, few. Their Doctor
kums by here purity frequently
hizself, goin Their way ther sheriff
duz; an possibility fer Their saim
perpuss. He knoze, tew,, whar [
liy.
Havin satisfied Mistur Rollins
as tew mi wharabouts, [ want few
maik few suggestshuns az tew
hiz last artikil. He SEE he waz
writin ironicul like, an under this
kind ov a pretenshun he duz Their
saim thing over again. Don't he
kno that wun man in a thousin in
this part ov Their kountry don't
kno what ironicul means, an that
Their farmers, niggers an all will
talk him fer ERNST? [ thort at
fust he was a fool an ass, but
I've changed mi mind now. I'm
satisfde he's a infurnal yankee
advertiser gewanner an Kaintuek-
ky mules, an wurkin i'll Their in
trust ov Their rale rodes an Their
Dawsing merchints. I'll bet he's
teachin a dancin skool in Daw-
sing, fyin roun all Their gals and
writin under fawlse naim an git
tin big pay at that. He knoze
Their way he's writin them artikils
that he'll eksite moast Of these
peepul to rent an klean up moar
Ian, bi moar gewanner an mules
an bakin, an raze moar katie an
watermillions than they ever did
befoar. Eff emmy of these peepul
shud see throo hiz ironiculnis it
wud Jest maik EN- mad, thinkin he
waz pokin fun at EN-, an thay'd
kleer up all Their ole fields an pine
hills in Terrill kounty an htrally
SOW it in gewannrr an kottin jest
fer spite. I see throo this kuss
ov Rollins both wayze, whether
he's fool er a naive; but ther
farmers ginrally don't see but
wun way throo him, CT ennything
else. Thay never kin see that
man IL a fool on gewanner an kot-
tin an watermillions, ner mules
ner form bakin, an thay'll foller
emmy fool that will tell EN- tew go
in deeper. Eff thay find out he's
pokin fun at EN-, thay'll jest do
moar all wuss jest tew show thar
Independence. Thay'll talk emmy
sort ov advise, fool, fun er ernist,
tew do jest what thay want tow do
an ar gwine few do as long as
thay liv.
In konklushun, l wud advice
that vigilance kommitty be got
up tew tar an feather an run this
kuss, Tom Rollins. out'n Their
kounty an kountry. I've hunted
sevral daize, butt hain't got no
moar time, bersides, I'm satisfide