Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-06-28
THE AMENITIES,
As Practiced by the Esteemed State
Contemporaries.

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When Aunt Elizabeth, down the
street, Is forced TO notice the News, she
severely calls IL Galveston paper"
oh, my = Dallas Times.
Sterett OF the Dallas Times may omit
TO punch Fort Worth In the ribs, but
he never goes back on dye and sarsa.
parilla. - Cleburne Chronicle.
TIA pity the News too has COM
menced riding hobbies. "Congres-
sional pools" seem to have given 1t
softening Of the brain Rusk stand
ard.
Judge Reagan IL o be congratu-
lated 1t Ia sure sign Of a mans
growing popularity when the Calves
ton News attacksShim.- Palestine
News.
The Galveston News ION the half
shell" Mondays IL not relished by the
majority of it's readers, Judging from
the complaints heard Temple
Times.
The Examiner would deplore per-
sonal wrangle with the Day. But 1t
will not shrink from one when it. Is
necessary to engage In it, Waco Elk
aminer.
The city Of Dallas has opened up q
great brewery Just IA If IL were the
Houston Age instead OF the Galveston
News that Is moving to Dallas. T. Ter
Democrat,
n what the editor Of the Waco Elk
aminer doesn't know about journalism
should be printed In book form, II
would make one OF the largest and
handsomest libraries in Texas Mar
snail Messenger.
The Galveston News il distressingly
anxious TO know the views ofGen. Sui
Ross upon certain matters tf state
politics, the same being matters upon
which the News does not know it's
own views, - Houston Age.
Elizabeth down the street says
b. ccher at one time acted with "lion-
hearted magnanimity, etc" Next we
shall hear Of sheep being cruel
hearted. For all new things, except
the news, Elizabeth takes the front
seat at high.tea.
The Van Alstyne Enterprise is CON-
planning OF a superiluity of worms
We have thought for some time that
the Enterprise was being troubled
with something, but relrAinod from
calling attention to it. Now that it
has mentioned it, we recommend YER
mifuge - Whitesboro News.
II the Examiner had assumed the
difficult task Of regulating the politics
OF the state, THE GAZETTE has assumed
another infinitely more ditlicult-that
OF regulating the Examiner We have
q perfect right to say who shall be
governor In 1890, If we please to exer-
else II, and If THE GAZETTE don't be-
have itself we will do IL. There now.
- Waco Examiner.
The idea OF the Examiner, OF all
papers, accusing the Day of "mer-
cenaiy" motives-of the Examiner
posing as the peculiar champion and
exponent of matters religious and
morals rich. Thank God, that with
people here at home, where the char
hcter, conduct and aspirations of both
papers are well known, tho Day does
not need to go to the Examiner for
certificate OF standing OF character
Waco Day.
When old Bill Sterett takes the local
or paragraph chair upon the News.
Herald In October. aud he and Rory
O'Moore, Barney O'Gibbs and Ameer
Gaines sit down tc concoc Ing plat
forms for redeemed Democracy, Mus
tapha Girardeau will turn green with
envy and probably call on Editor Ba.
ker or the Graham Paper company to
sell him out of his misery Just one
time more. The air is full of rumors
of change Waco Examiner.
The Galveston News Is n paper OF no
definite or fixed politics. In political
affairs II Ia neither Democratic nor
Republicans In morals it Is neither
Christian nor liberal. Ii Is the organ
OF no party, sect nor creed. The truth
IL, like that cross old Tom cat of the
New York sun, it has always been
astraddle of the fence, ready to drop to
either ole side or the other, ready to
adopt any system or line of policy in
"hloh the gold eagles glisten most
brilliantly, are scattered in the grea'.
est abundance. -T Cameron Democrat
G respondent.
The pettlsnuess and representative
ness OF the esteemed editor OF the q
Ms state press columns in the in
stance referred to can only be ac-
counted for upon the supposition that
the tlint.lock musket which was
brought thither when the News
came in with the corqueTor' lust
went OF halfcocked. Supercilous
sneering at the weekly press by an
editor ever go venerable, implies
molety Of ingratitude, when that
weakness is INDUCED in ny one whose
pahulum Is the product of the brains
OF those who conduct it, Clsco rele.