Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1885-10-02
ODDS AND EnDS.

publishing aseries Of personal rem
iniscences Of Sir Moses Monte
fore by Philip Buyer Benny, au-
thor Of the Criminal Code of the
Hebrews, and Sir Moses's resident
private secretary at East Cliff
from 1910 to 1877. The Remi.
niscences include many characterize
incidents and sayings Of Sir Moses;
some OF the latter very neat, rs in
the following case: 'Guizot had
thoroughgoing dislike of Jews, and
never hesitated about giving ex-
preston to it. And Of all Jews he
least liked the Rothschilds, and
invariably spoke Of the charitable
Madame dc Rothschild as that
jew woman On one occasion
Sir Moses relatcd-he was in com
pany with Guizot, when Madame
de ROthschild was announced. 'Ah
exclaimed the historian, that jew
woman again Sir Moses, unused
to such language applied to lady,
rose and looked at the speaker with
something Of surprise as well as
Indignation in his face. Sir, said
Guizot, you look as though you
would devour me- MA religion
me defend Gny religion forbidsi,
said Sir Moses. There was prob
ably never neater way ofcalling
a man pig than this
The Boston Transcript says :;
There is something comical in an
emperor's official announcement
that he has crossed his own front
iers safely such is the tenor of the
despatch that the Gar sent Fran
els Joseph Friday. 1t adds Com
| pare the Gar with the President (.
The latter can go of fishing all by
himself, with the prospect Of en-
countering nothing more terrible
than a lurking ollicc.sceker. The
Car dare not 90 fishing right in
sight Of his own palace, though the
chief lord chamberlain inform him
that they're biting like everything,
and that the front garden is Just
full of worms.
Herr Kreutzhuber is member
of the secret police. Being on his
way home after midnight, he Ob.
serves on the street lamp a pla-
card. IIa. those scoundrels of
Socialists have posted a placard
denouncing his Majesty said
Kreutzhubcr to himself. Being
I determined to destroy the placaId,
he painfully climbs up the lamp
post aud, having secured the
reasonable document, he reads,
Fresh paint
Scene-Fashionablc watering
place in North Of Scotland. Eng
lish lady visitor, who is suffering
from toothache 4 say, gardener,
'Yees, mem yees, MEM Lady visi-
tor: Does he extract teeth with
the aid of gasT Old gardener;
Bliss us a, mem, we hac aye guld
daylight here
There is fourishing school at
Sweetwood. The teacher is w. \.
Rogers, tie Tax Collector. \ re-
markable thing is thatin school
Of II pupils each and every one is
related to the teacher and to each
other. Only one Of the scholars is
over - years Of age.-Sayannah
IGa.) News.
Prince Bismarck has received
from Osanbruck a diploma Of cti.
zcnship, enclosed in a caskct made
of the wood of a bench in the an
cient Hall of Peace in the town
house in which the Peace Of West
phalia was sigued in 1GlS
Clerk : What do you say A
shovel engineer on the railway
You mean a civil engineer She:
oh, | dcssay you're right, sor. It's
him that shovels coal into the en-.
CINE
1t is difficult to say what race
existed at the beginning Of the
history Of mankind, but it is prob
able that the people who will be /
on hand at the end are the Finnish. |
MY son, why IS it that you are
always behindhand with your
because, if | were not be.
midland with them, / could not
pursue them
IIayo more than thou showest,
Speak less than thou knOwest,
Lend less than thou Owest.
DR.. II. l.. Wayland says that an
egotist is a man who wants to talk
about himself just when you want
TO talk about Yourself.