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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28
BuckIen's Arnica Salye.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores letter, Chapped Hands. Chilblains.
and all Skin Eruptions, and posi-
lively cures Piles, or no pay required
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price 25c. per
box. For sale by E. G. Williams & Bro.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28

"Squildig,r said Podsnap, II notice
in the papers that female dentists
are gaining ground in Germany.n
Eyes J" swell, what l want to know
is how a dentist "a gain ground ~
sThat's simple ; the same way that a
farmer gains ground allow is thatg's
"By pulling stumps.r
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28

anna EsaAin presents giren atOay. Send us
NvEEt1 bEEssE5 cents postage, and by mail you
OLUU, UUUo%[ lI Ias gs5 { 1siu 3 pa aSas si IF g siars
you in work that will at once bring you in mon
ey faster than anything else in America. All
about the 5000, 900 iii presents with each box
all ages, for all the time, or spare time only. to
work for us at their own homes. Fortunes for
all workers absolutely assured. Don't delay.
nv29 II. HALLETT 4 Co., Portland, Maine
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28

Papa do you think our preacher
writes his own sermonsgn 81 have
no reason to doubt it, my son why
should YOUR Why; pears to
me that il he wrote 'em he'd know
enough about 'em to take his eyes
off the paper once in a while when
he reads.v
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28

A MES"T Send 10 cents postage and we will
mail you free a royal, valuable, sam
III pie box of goods that will put you
" @ss I in the way of making more money
a%tonce, than anything else in America. Both
sexes of all ages can live at home and work in
spare time, or all the time. Cap~iIalnotrequir-
ed. We will start you. Immense pay sure for
those who start at once. STINsoN & Co.. Port
land, Maine. novS6
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Miscellaneous


Tie i&;al rapids. viii which slight
Colds ard Coughs frequently develop
into The grayest mlia,iies OF the throat
and hangs, is q consideration which should
impel every prudent person TO keep at
hand, as Il household remedy, a bottle Of
AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL.
Nothing else gives such immediate relief
and works SO sure a cure in all affections
of this class. That eminent physician,
Prof. F. Sweetzer, of the Maine Medical
School, Brunswick, Me-, says
"Medical science has produced no other ano-
dyne expectorant SO good as AYERS CHERRY
PICTORIAL. 1t is invaluable for diseases Of the
throat and lungs"
The same opinion is expressed by the
wellhnown DR.. L. j. Addison, Of Chicago,
Ill.,, who says: =
81 have never found, in thirty-fve years Of
continuous study and practice of medicine, any
preparation of so great value as Ayers CHERRY
PICTORIAL, for treatment of diseases Of the
throat and lungs. 1t not only breaks up colds
and cures severe coughs, but is more effective
than anything else in relieving even the most
serious bronchial and pulmonary affections"
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28

The total number of hogs packed
in the West last week was AT 900,
compared with 100000 the same
week Of last year.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28

a white camel is an odd object that
serves as a nine days wonder at the
London Zoo.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28

The 500 lords of England have an
average income of $3.50, 900 each. Their
united income is about $75, 000, 900.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1885-11-28
II :

l would respectfully 0 to the
public generally that | always keep on
hand a full line of
Horses, Baggies, PhGtoas d; Vehicles
of every kind to hire at moderate prices.
"a Special arrangements for funerals,
weddings, picnIcs, &c. Buggies and We
hicles for sale and exchange.
JAS. p. GEYER.
In rear Emmert & Fiery's store,
MARTINSBURG.
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. ~ga " TT HUu G.

H zTa e III sT-u .
Obtained. and all PATENT BUSINESS at
home or abroad attended to for TIE
FEES.
Our Office is opposite the U. s. Patent Office,
and we can obtain Patents in less time than
those remote from Washington.
Send Model or DFd3ging. We advise as to
patentability free of charge; and we charge no
fee unless Potent is dlloced.
We refer, here, TO the Postmaster. the Supt.
of Money Order Div, and to officials of the u.
S. Patent Office. For circular, advice, terms.
and references to actual clients in your own
State or County, write to c.. A. SNOW & CO.,
Opposite Patent Office, Washington, DC
tsEi Nmore money than at anything else by
IN Vtakihg an agency for the best selling
book out. Beginners succeed grandly. None
fail. Terms free. HALLETr Book Co., Port
land, Maine. nv29
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AYERS
Cherry PectoraI

SHOsiy OOsVi~
Is not q new claimant for popular conf
dence, but q medicine which Is to-day
saving the lives Of the third generation
who have come into being since it was
first offered to the public.
There is not a household in which this
Invaluable remedy has once been in
abandoned, and there is not a person
who has ever given 1t q proper trial
for any throat or lung disease suscep-
tible of cure, who has not been made
well by it.
AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL has,
in numberless instances, cured obstinate
cases of chronic Bronchitis, Laryngitis,
and even acute Pneumonia, and has
saved many patients in the earlier stages
of Pulmonary Consumption. 1t is a
medicine that only requires to be taken in
small doses, is pleasant to the taste, and Is
needed in every house where there are
children, as there is nothing so good as
AYERS CHERRY PICTORIAL for treat
ment of Group and Whoopfng Cough.
These are all plain facts, which can be
verified by anybody, and should be re-
membercd by everybody.
Ayers Cherry Pectoral,
PREPARED BY
DR.. j. C. Aver 81 Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
BRIGHT BITS.

THEY RAD MET THERE-"Witness, did you
ever see the prisoner at the bar?'
''Oh, yes; that's where l got acquainted
with him. Eechdnge.
IL GERMANY the sun is feminine. In this
country the son occasionally shows a ten
dency IN this direction, but he usually gets
laughed out of lt.-BurliH0toR Free Press.
AN EXCHANGE SAYS that a folded newspa-
per placed under the coat in the small of the
back IS an excellent substitute for an over
coat Now IS the time to subscribe.-E EVdnS-
ellie r0us.
HENRY WARD BEEcHER pronounces the
new word ''sheoP rs II 1t were ''shoal." We
presume that after the final removal of the
distractions at Hell Gate it will not be SO
shoal as it is nOw.-Loo0eU Citisen.
SOMEBODY HAD TOLD HIM -"Ah! Mr.. Deid-
trich, got baby at your house?' "Yes, Mr.
anrp9y GF bay NS' 6b S65Tbee; nSt TN
been telling you, -B5oomtngton Eagte.
Mrs. FoGG, says She Doesn't think much Of
the special delivery system. She gave FogG
letter last week and II HASN'T yet reached its
destihati6Hi LSlIe found 1T ndFoggs pocket
this mOfntng0ius the same as usual.-BoSton
fsan6dr9pt Isle rs 7f4rf roG .1s2ll
MISS CLEVELAND declares that 'ithe past is
a Ta4 c6Hgregati6n d uhou's0 and rs." She
wolld have boon better understood in some
tportlons Of 9ihe s9utp II she hadlsald it was a
vast congregation ol you Ins and we uns."
D.
PpItGE j UsIIgE GU i, were drunk last
Prisonerz zeYes, your Honor, but its the
itrsT fIe I'm "a larq a working man, sir,
hWbat do youaeor4s atgn Ial .gI'-,a
"Im brick-layer, SIR" l
Hsbow me 1iepr lhapdf." JQa
The pnsoper showed Pafr !ot horny hands.
bfsoa6F s n{ {5 0 99E g9 1SS Rfas
man. EOoT'C n I n. .Dau q "I4str
d 3 ~ e.. your Houor, and7Ilm the Rresident OF
the Laborlag MaR's ,Agilation Assoc alton
y%3229o2q shoR msi Y2qr tong'Ee'P Chicago
"OH what is this bird that is dying around
Without any home at all?
And why does lA5atter that OminOus sound
Andwhy does he iceaselsfslYeall o.
gDnBisI99- w,hitIto9 ,EHt3 .nau
@ l'@ From t6a ace Whore he lit
Ana roasted a ayeafthis faH?"ai &1ltr
o"The bird, my childy IS a'dckiesdme bird,
As votT see By thelgIeam' N his eyes.
Has beaFt is cAllous,l and ale ser word
bOhn stay him whenopoe ne dies.
t5tsIo7 dag le9l@it9fQ.n .e.
fns1sBsSatt at3 y, f. n2EE3Y ll1;|g R2SH 2St fIbf
Docs the nfiie wumb ears tohgp cries %
N9'4f tdu4 lho q -4Chjed00 Nelos.
81 JAokAoS.. g1caol6red Granger living ON
Onion Creek. VA going about grumbling and
growing, when IL occurred to Macbeth Sim
mons. white neighbor, to ask him what was
the matter.
''Dis heah am a nice 'rangement wId my
newell"
whats the matter with your mule?"
whats dc matter? l fed hum cherry day
during dc whole OBJ last mumf when / didn't
hab muffin for him ter do, and he ate and ate
rs much as he wanted ter"
"Wen, what las he dOne?"
''What has he done? Yesterday mawnin'
when went ter dc stable ter harness him up
and nut him ter plOWin' dar he WAS dead.
sab. Yes, dead as Jupiter Caesar, sab. Dat
mewel has u good time oh mt. l wouldn't
mind being a mewel myself under dem ar
auspices. Texas SiJtin0S.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
The Coming Nayy.

The plans adopted by the Secretary OF
/ the Navy for The tour new war vessels
which it is proposed to build at as early a
day as practicable, show that Dir. Whit
uey remembers his pledge 70 the effect
that the United States shall again take Its
place at the head, so far as its navy IS
concerned, "where we we're wont to be,
and where we bolong."
The pledge Of the Secretary was en-
phasized by the decided action he took
with reference 10 the dispatch boat Dol
phin aud the three new cruisers now being
built at the Roach ship Yards. The plans
for the two cruisers and two gunboats in
dicate mat they will not be inferior to
any vessels OF their respective classes in
the world.
Mr.. w hitney is evidently determined to
have regard above everything else to the
securing OF as perfect vessels as possible
IN strength, speed and sea-going qualities.
He does not seem to care to give any IA
yOrite shiDbuilder easy contracts without
considering whether the vessels will be
seryiceable or not.
1t is intended that the new cruisers
shall have speed Of Is knots per hour,
while the Boston and Atlanta are not ex-
pected to be able TO run more than 13
knots, or the Chicago over IA or 10. The
heayy-armored gunboat to be built is to
have speed Of l6 knots, and the light one
II.
There are few naval cruisers in the
world that can make 18 knots, and none
in the present sO-called American navy,
while there are, perhaps, none in any
navy that can make a greater speed than
that. AS other vessels shall be built,
while the work of reconstructing our
navy progresses, no doubt they will be
designed with reference to the great OBJ
jecU of placing our navy again at the
head, at least so far as the excellence of
what vessels we have is concerned,
although we may not compete with Eng
land for many years in num5er and
absolute strength on the sea.
1t is evident that Mr.. Whitney did not
go into the Navy Department as a narrow
minded partisan, or with the idea of
making all the money be could out of the
Office, but that he accepted the place as
public trust, to be executed with scru-
pulous fidelity and patriotism.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
PERSONAL.

EDWIN ARNOLD is to leave England for In
dia on oct. %.
ROBERT j. MoORHEAD. the Cincinnati anti
quarian, IS thought to be dying.
MISS LEILA MOsBY, the sister OF Col. John
$. MOsby, was married at LYnchburg, Va,
few days ago, TO Charles W. Russell.
REV. DE. WILLIAM CLARE, of Amhert, Mass,
who last week celebrated his s1th BIRTHDAY
anniversary, is the last survivor of Dart
mouths class of 1922.
THE MENTAL CoSDIrIoN Of the Empress
Carlotta is said to have so much improved OF
late that the physicians do not despair OF the
entire recovery OF her reason.
MISS NINA BATcHELoK, a Louisville artist
Of considerable ssill, has Didden her kentucky
friends good bye preparatory 10 departing for
Europe. She expects TO make her future
home in France.
ROBERT BROWNING is at work on a new
poem. lie is walking five or six hours day
IN the most beautiful country IN the Val
a 'Aosta, which is quite clear Of visitors, and
he is In excellent health.
IT Is EXPECTED that the cornerstone OF the
schiller monument in Chicago will be laid on
Nov. 10, the anniversary ~ the poets birth
and that the completed work will be unveiled
May 9, the date Of his death.
LEUr. CHARLES II. JuDD. Of the navy, who
lost his reason during the recent Panama eN-
petition, is still an inmate Of the government
hospital Tor the insane at Washington, and re-
ports of his condition are 80 uniavOrAble that
he will probably be placed on the retired list
GEN. GRANr was one OF the Peabody fund
trustees. After their meeting in New York
Thursday, ex-Gov. Winthrop OF Mhssachu
setts, Chief Justice Waue, eX-GOy. Aiken Of
south Carolina, aud Dr. samuel A. Green Of
Boston. drove ont 10 the Generals tomb and
then made "a call on Mira. Grant at her home
IN siNty-siXth street
Mrs. AND MISS FOLSOM, OF Albany. have
arrived m Washington, and are staying AZ
the White House, rs the guests OF Mrs. HOyt
the Presdenta sister. Miss Folsom ia the
young lady whose name was connected with
be the mistress Of the White House before Mr..
Cleyeland's term expires.
THE LATE DIR. RICHARD MoSHERRY, OF Bal
timOrc. spent a most active youth. lie served
IN the Florida war in the medical corps under
Gen. tchary Taylor, and IN The Mexican war
as surgeon to "A battalion Of marines under
Gen. Winfield Scott. lie then msde a cruise
around the world IN the frgate Constitution
(Old lronsides) under Capt. Perciyal.
JouN I. KAPENA. the only native member
OF the Hawaiian Cabinet, is tho most con-
spcuous foreigner now attending the louis
VILE Exhibition. He received au interviewer
smilinCly at his hotel the other day. Perchcd
upon the Minister'S head was n dark blue
skull cap, set jauntitv on one SIDE. lie wore %
brown wooden Office Jacket and white cotton
trousers, with longitudinal brown stripea
Minister kapena Is q stout mau with light
brown skin, and his features are of the Atne-
rican cast. Ito has been IN the service Of the
uaWaiQn government since he was lad.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
TRIALS of Poker PIavar.

From the Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch.
The evenings are now growing long
And the husbands desire will be strong
To 'pass' a great "deal'
OF his leisure where he'll
Hear the poker ''pot' singing its song.
He'll come home with his face in flush
And his mouth full" of business gush,
After tea, he will state
He must hasten back straight"
To help the boys through with the rush.
And his wife with her innocent ways,
Her industrious (2) husband will praise;
But some day she'll find
She was going it "blnd,"
And her hand" in amazement will "ralse'
For her mother, if still she's on "deck,"
Her trust in her husband will wreck;
With a twist of her lip,
She VIII put in her Chip
And the pot will boil over a spec.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
NAUKRATIS.
Discovery OF the Famous Ancient Com
merciaI City Near the nile.

From tie GentlensGzs EG0dsine.
The views OF those who look to Egypt as the
source of European art are supported by re-
cent discoveries at Nebireh. On behalf Of the
Egyptian exploration fund, Mr.. Flinders
Petrie has opened out the greater portion of
the Neblreh mound, with the result Of proving
that the spot is Naukrius, tho famous com
merclal city near the Nile. in which alone,
Gntl the sixth century before Christ, Greeks
were allowed to settle IN Egypt. The lines of
the ancient streets and the sites of temples
ana OF the Agora have been traced, and statu-
cites, coins, terra-cotta hgu es and yotive
offerings, and abundance OF fragmentary
Greek inscriptions have been obtained
An eminently interesting exhibition of these
has been given at the rooms of the
Archaeological Institute. What, however, is
OF most interest is that 'the mound OF Ne
birch is one vast Monte TestacciO--a hill Of
potsherds, deposited in strata, as well defined
ana as capable of chronological classification
us the strata in a geological diagram" In
these successive LAYERS the history of Greek
art and its Indebtedness TO Egyptian art is
told, no link in the chain being wanting. The
actual process OF teaching pottery by the
elder nation and learning it by the younger
l5 TO be seenp This does no more than estab-
llsh conclusions that have long been accepted
so satisfactory a demonstration has not, how
ever previously been Obtainable. 1t is too
early as yet to say more. The Information |
supply is obtained at second hand. 1t is suffi-
Client, however, to prove that a find of eX-
treme historic interest has been made.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
Not a Bonanza.
From TIE Eingston Freeman,

from thS ht710St07i FREEMAN.
Postmaster Hayes has received an enthusl-
astic letter from lady in Maryland regard
ing q copy of the Ulster County Gazette,
dated Jan. 4, 1900. She says it contains
minute description Of the funeral procession
of George Washington, etc, and is a valuable
relic of Olden times. She would like to sell
the paper, being in straightened circum-
stances. The Freeman does not wish to dis
appoint the lady, but is forced to inform her
that some Aend, about 30 years ago, made
reprint Of an original Ulster Gazette of that
date and flooded the country with them.
They are worth little or nothing, but it is al
ways source of worderment how they be-
came so widely distributed. Last summer
one was found in the hut of a fisherman in
wilderness IN British America. The finder
thought he had a bonanza, but, like many
others, was doomed to disappointment.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
A Rascal Defeated.

From the NelD York Sun.
In England it is notorious that offices have
frequently been stolen by means OF competi-
tive examinations. The method OF stealing Is
very simple, and may be explained in n story
that is told Of one Prof. Stone, a renowned
civil service examiner. A pretty fat Office
was about to be competed for. Stone advised
a young man who was somewhat attentive to
his daughter to become one Of the COmpet-
tors. The young gentleman said he would
not have the least chance in the examination:
but the professor explained to him how he
could have the best chance in the world, and
he agreed to furnish him with the eNamina-
ton papers and put him in sure way OF cap
turing the prize, provided he would promise
to marry the girl. The fellow
promised the professor but took
good care not to promise the party
most interested in the bargain. The exami-
nation took place, and of course stones man,
armed as he was, beat all the other fellows
He got the place, and TIE professor reminded
HIM of his promise; but in this case there was
no honor among the thieves, and Stone re-
ceived letter from his protege saying that
As no had become party TO "A dishonest and
dshOuorable transaction, he really did not
feel that he was worthy of the young lady
and could not find Il in his heart to marry her
and thereby make her share the benefits Of his
Ill-gotten pay Then the rascal married
another girl There are a great many in
senious and a great many very simple ways
OF showing incompetent fellows through civil
service examinations.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
IgDBI 10 new ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEGrINCs-DekalbL Lodge No. o, /. 0. o. F.:
German Friendly Society; southern Mutuai
Loan Association.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDUlH-General Transit
lantic Company.
AUCTION SALES-Hay, Slightly Damaged,
by l. ID. LaRoche's sons; Mule, Horses am
Furniture, 10y &. II. Dorsett; Large sale oi
Crockcry. by j. Mclaughlin 4 son.
WANrs-Men and Women TO do Writing at
Nome.
For Rent Residence on Waldburg.
FOUND--A grey mare.
OPEN THIS DAY-Gray & O'Brien.
FURNITURE. ETC-Lindsay Il Morgan.
StrvFRwARE-.am kirk & Son.
LEGAL NOTICEs-Citauons By the Judge OF
the Court OF Ordinary.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
Wonderful wheat from Puget Sound
From tAe Tdconla E0snin1 Nelos.

FTOUt We IuCOIItI z De7ltNI n COS.
Mr.. Olive Counter, who resides on the north
east quarter of section 30, township 81 north.
range east, about five miles from this city
brought in some samples of seven headed
wheat, raised this year on his creek bottom
clay loan land. The stalks are the products
Of Two kernals and are six feet high from the
root to the top head The heads are very pc
cullar, resembling pine cone, being thick
and clumpY. One Of the heads of average
size was shelled ont, and the grains counted
from the one head were l6l According to
this the one kernel of wheat yielded g66
plump, fat wheat grains or nearly 1000 fold
The yield per acre to Mr.. Counter of this
wheat was SIS bushels. On the same kind of
soil he has raised red top clover this year six
feet in height. Those who are acquainted
with good milling wheat say that this will
make number one quality of flour. One of
the heads, which was weighed, tipped the
scales at over half an ounce.
Savannah morning news., 1885-10-12
The Storm and the Rice Crop

The storm that began yesterday morn
ing showed signs Of abatement at mid
night. During the day the wind at Tybe
reached 90 miles an hour. In the city,
however, its velocity was not more than
30 miles. The water was forced into
the river, and very great damage was
done to the rice crop Indeed, on many
plantations, the indications are that the
crop will prove to be an entire loss. It is
agreed that the water in the river was
higher yesterday than it had been since
the storm OF 81, and that the loss which
the rice planters will suffer will be
greater than any loss they have suffered
since that time.
The wires being down it was impossible
to get information from other points with
respect to the effects of the storm on the
rice crop. 1t is probable, however, that
all along the coast the rice planters have
suffered severely. The rice plant
ers in this section of the
south have been very unfortunate this
season. The rainy weather of last month
damaged the rice greatly, and in the case
of some, yesterdays storm about COM
pleted the work Of ruin.