New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-22
The TALK or The DAY.

| Tnmmany threatens to raise the DaveHill in the
| state Convention II County Democracy attempts TO
! force the Governorship upon ex-Mayor Cooper.
! Naval Examiner Now sir will examine you for
color blindness What color Is this ligt' How the
deuce tell unless you take the red globe OH It. -
/ Chicago News.
Some citizens OF New Orleans arc trying to get the
Mexican back again. but the papers protest against
! tho movement. They think they have haG enough
! Of Mexican music. excellent as 1t Is.
Another trunk tragedy remarked Fogg in allusion
! 10 the young woman encased In extra ughthttlng
| cOr5ets. :. Boston Transcript
missionary meeting in Germany Is apt TO be q very
different thing similar meeting IN this country.
| An American gentleman who attended a missionary
meeting I'm Jena recently thus describes it, II held
in the upper room OF beer garen.and the students who
! made mp the majority OF the audience drank flowing
mugs Of beer they listened to the addresses They
also nads the thick with tobacco smoke that 1t
WIS dcult TO read the hymn books Before the speak
er began their addresses they took copous daue of
beer and after they finished they lit their pipes and con-
! tentedy smoked during the exercises.
THE MuGwuMP Wall
From Tie Asi0- York sun.
Oh the rnOrmity, the rOtund and continental enormty
The nlxcusabs mbecty and imbecile inexcusabilIty
| OF Collector He,lden
The wsiieycd parsanship of Hans S. Beattle. poll
| tician he from the word Eop
Bacon. Bacon, ana BIO" shall we save oar bacon
| We opiue shall have 20 hump ourselves .
Who viii help us VIII some gentleman hep US out OK
| This slough OF uespOnd
| Throttle us with shippingrope II We know.
| Cry out stones OF the Custom House. and you, too,
! Statue OF George Washington,
LOOK from the SubTreasJry 10 the corner OF Wall and
Get of your base jump your PEDESTAL smash yourself
For % and protest against this most wickedest deed
] This supp!Antins OF "a Republican by % Democrat
And this sterling. this suppianter OF Bacon this
Chief Weisher in the Brooklyn District what sort of
o Civil Service Reform Veil thy head. put batting in
Take walk around the block II you feel well enough
Keep away from this person h, ,os :, b,. ,,r,o coro
plot and Gri6 perhaps anyhow, clashng of CANNES.
snail sacn ns6itant OF Brooklyn get BacOns jObi
not Nm we have raised heaven and EARTH particu
The head Of eddon in charger. the head OF Beattie in
Theae ,t Nv heads Of tho spoilsman's argument
Them will we have we won't play with the Demo
cratic party any more
SO, there now!
Vestern editor reminds his subscribers that now is
the time to bring their big pumpkin lies, which must
be accompanied by the pumpkins. not necessarily for
publication. but guarantee Of good faith.
Colonel Pat DOMAIN OF Dakota" has just been ap-
pointsd special commissioner for tho West and North
Vwo.t OF the Worlds Exposition ar New Orleans In
addition 10 this he has recently into possession OF
10 600 acres OF tho finest timber lands In Tennessee.
and we learn by the IL Dorado. the City Of Mexico.
Isabella Maria Inanta Victoria AlfonEo Gomez. beauti
iu spanish becthe only child OF signor Don Acrdo I'll
do la Gomez, high lord hidago OF Chihuahua TChlcagO
News.
Tho straw vote iend is roaming at largo In Ohio.
THE MAGIC NAME.
Twill be Puritan this and Puritan thai
Aud Puritan all the way through,
The Puritan suit and the Puritan hat
And tho Puritan necktie' TOO
The Puritan bonnet, the Puritan cloak,
And also tie Puritan carr
The Puritan brand Of tobacco wen SMOKE
And the Puritan native cigar
The Puritan stovc the Puritan toy,
1he Puritan horse, and last
Wen give the name 10 tue college hoy
i Boston Courier.
south Carolina Democratic paper sarcastieally calls
the majority OF lts party tina trough Democracy"
Many people nre familiar with tho sentences Prepare
for Eternity and other words that appear on the r5c
I'm Connecticut New YORK, New-Jerdey, khoJe lSlanu
and Massachusetts. Bnt Few people know VINO pahls
them. II Is George Mayer Gerlnln Tie travels most
OF the lime with his paint and brushes. He has put
ZOO o on ,o TGck H suSs s to GaTe sved $50
souls In Paterson N in one day TIC sleeps IN barns
NAYS him lie says as soon he gOea TO work any
thing else Lord tells him % 10 TO painting again.
philadelphia Record
There was an interesting hog trial In Georgia the
day. After hearing all the evidence the court decided In
favor of the plaintiff aid then TOOK the hog for costs
admiration
Oh what so handsome rs tho grapes that cluster
In purple beauty the dying Vine
A touch will give a darker hue and ustre,
While pressure gives the tempting ruby wine.
CONSERVATION.
Won take bunch while sitting at tho table
Aud look Il, in admirlng spirit, Ger;
Bat before 20 eat tho half OF them you're able,
You hear one strike the carpet on the floor
Intimidation
You know your hostess Is woman carofs.
And that the sound did not her ear escapei
And so you stoop, in mood half mnd, half preyerfu
And peer about you for the truant grape
Irritation.
oh, what so stubborn a grape In hidingf
Your fingers and the triant noyer we'd
And In what spot could pain be moro abiding
Than where the table strikes you on the headf
columbus tOhio) Dispatch.
Western paper offers prize to the woman who has
the fantest Idea what malaria IL.
new caro- for felons IL advertised by New York
firm. The Cleveland Administration cures feions or
tries TO do by appointing them To ONCE Louis
Globe Democrat.
Tho gamblers OF Omaha have made q proposition to
the city that II they not nterfered with for one year
they will pay for all street improvements ana Keep up
tho water works. Omaha should beware OF the trap
set New-Orsans once attempted TO run charitable
institution tho proceeds OF crime. ana consistent