The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-12-15
Srpse and Morse,,se.

II your pei canary has hts, put a drop
|of spirits IF nitre into the wafer the
bird drinks.
The pleasantest days of q woman are
her marriage day and the day CT her fu
neral.
Cigarette smoking is the cheapest,
nssties.. meanest wav Of committing
snicide that We know Of.
Education he2ins the gentleman but
reading good company aud reflection
must finish him.-Locks.
The sk1ll ,f Doug lass, the U In.
dian war CHIEF, is used as paper weight
nv the editor of the Genwood (Col.
Echo.
NV heart like the world above me
6came forth to meet the sunshine,. and
1ibased after its long winter.-Jean En-
yslo,S.
The great difference between virtue
and vice is this-for virtue you have q
price to receive; for voice you have a
price to pay.
The combination, proportion, and pro-
cess in preparing Hond's SsrsaparilIa.
are peculiar to this medicine, aid un-
known TO Others.
Let us heein our heaven on earth, and.
being ourselves tempted. let us he piliful
and considerste and generous 10 judging
others john Page Hopps.
The mule has one more leg than
mikinp-stool, and be can stand son one
and wave the other three round in as
many different directions.
Mr. Isaacs whose snn has fallen over
the raiing into the ri' )-"Jakev, Jakey.
come up 60 qn,ck vot YOU can. DIV
sbarge dollar und hslef down dere .
Though reason is not to, be relied
upon as universally sufficient to direct
"a what to do, vet L is generally tn he
re'ied upon and obeyed when it tells us
what We ought not to do.
A man wrote TO scientist that he hal
an sapple which he hal preserved fer
[ftty.three years. and on being request
ed to forward It for insrest on, b. r..
piled that he could not. as it Was the
appe OF his eye.
}..Cin I make trade with YOU for
your daughter swell. don't tn,w
but sou might. You'd make q pretty
good son.in-la~, 1 gaess. I always like
to get something to boot when make o
trade"
Young or middle-sged men, suffering
from nervous debiity and kindred weak.
ness, should send ten cents in stamps
for large treaties giving successful treat
ment. Worlds Dispensary Medical As.
socistion, Buffalo, N Y.
A, q negro wedding, when the minis
ter read the words, "love, honor and
obey" the groom interrupted him and
said: "Read dat .eain, sab; read dat
vunce mo-. 40 de lady kin ketch de full
solemnitv OF de meanin'. lisa been mar.
| lried hefo'!"
| Coffee made with distilled water has
greatly improved aroma 1t seems
that the mineral carbonate in common
water render the iannin of the coffee
berry soluble, but the drug will not dis.
solve in di titled water.
The expression of the eyes of persons
killed by violence is considered an i'm.
portant matter in criminal jurisprudence,
nv reason of it's evanescent nature. A
F'ench scientist has found q means of
restoring the life-like expression. 1t
consists in apply ing few drops Of gly-
ceiine and water to the cornes.
Minks-Yes. sir, I have oatmeal nn
my table every morning. I consider l.
the most wholesome, most Jinks-
BIT see here, Minks, don't you know
that ostueal Is the principal dish in Scot.
land, and that country is q ma ion o.
dyspeptics7 10, it's not ibe oatmesl
that canses dyspepsis over there !"
"What Is i,3" The bagpipes."
Mrs R,asrs, the cattle queen OF Tex.
as, INFERRED from her first husband 8
herd OF 40. 900 cattle. The widow man.
aged The business, and in due time mar.
ried preacher twenty wears younger
Than herself. who had seven children
She attends to her eststs herself, rides
among her cowboys on horseback. and
can tell just Whist promising steer or
COW is worth at any size or age.
"Do keep cyclone pit ?" echoed
passenger from the West. "Yes, 1 keep
one not far from my house. hut, Lord
bless you, ain't afraid ofcyclones. The
cyclone was never horn that would scare
me or make me rum" "But what have
you got the cyclone pit forP" "Well,
you see nv old woman has spells o.
temper, when 'taint safe for feller to he
around, .peshully wash daye. On them
occasions l find my little cyclone pi
right smart handy.
What will you take, madam ?" said
the soda water arue clerk. "A little
strawberry in mine," said she. "And
ron, sir ?" to the husband. lie me
see." scanning the row of bottles which
contained svrups 20. yes. little epir-
tins vini Gailici, il you please" And ss
they went of. after drinking their Soda
water. size said softly: 20 George. how
much better that is than drinking nasty,
ho'rid brandy, .. you used to do hefore
ou joined the Murphy men. isn't it2'
And he said he "rather guessed it was.
Since all fniuinitv has taken into its
head to watch the baseball games from
the vantsQe grounds OF the best seats in
the grand stand, II is interesting to listen
to learned comments made upon tho pro
aress of the game. "Wasn's that o
splendid hi,f There. now, why didn't
he rum" "Whv, nv dear, that was q
foul ball I" "Well. I'd run ANYHOW"
but the umti'e would't lei you." "Of
course not. The umpire ia all the tine
yelling and running about and interfering
With the game. II it wfsa't for him
baseball would be real interesting"
The commercial traveller Of Ptila-
delpbis house while in Tennessee, ap
preached q stranger as the train was
about to stsrt and said: "Are you going
on this trsin ?" 81 am" "Have you
any haepagef' "No." "Well, friend.
you can dome favor, and 1t won't cost
you anything. You see. I've get two
trunks. and they always make me paw
Extra for one of them. You can get one
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