News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-20
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MA Shy
From the Toledo Blade.1
Mr. Nasty and His Friends are IBIS.
tressed about the Presidents Summer
Vacation.

[From the Toledo Blade.]
Mr. Nasty and His Friends are Dis
tressed about the Presidents summe,
Vacation.
CONFEDERIT X ROADS,
(Wich is in the State Nv Kentucky,)I
Orgust 4, 1885.
The noosepaper witch comes to the Di
mocrisy Nv the Corners is the unbiliklt
cord wich connex us with the world
The party heZ alluz taken one noosepa
per, desirin to be intelligent. l reed i
to the rest Nv EN-, interSperSin the moose
with Orlglnel remarks by myself. Their,
wood be more papers taken by us uns
eff more Nv us unS Good reed. Ignerence
! is to be deplOred, but it hez some pintf
in its favor. Possibly eff more NV the
Dimocrlsy Nv the Corners Good reed thel
woodnt be so many Dimocrats.
Our paper come Yesterday. and the fust
paragraph witch | opened onto wuz to the
etfeck that the President Wuz packin his
trunk fur two month absence in the
mountains Nv Northern Moo York.
/, witch Civ all lastSummer to the eleck,
shun Nv Grover Cleveland, am sittin in
sad drouthinis in Bascom's, depender
for my likker on the chance invitaShens
from gOOd-natured strangers witch are
too keerless to motifs the tiger-like anx
iety with witch | regard EN-, but
The President is packin' has trunki
The PoStoffiS at the Corners Wich be-
longs to me by common consent hez bin
held for yeers by a offensive partizan
one who by his own cOnfeshn, wood hey
votid the Republican tikkit, reglerly, Ell
we he'd permitted him to vote at all
Grover Cleveland by one stroke Nv his
pen Good change all this, and make the
harris NV those witch owe happy, but
The President is pdckin' his trunk!
Bascom turns over the private ledger
in witch fur all these years he hez kept
my account and signs like furnis. He
is losin money every day, becOs l hey
not the money to pay for likker, and he
not being able to cOntinner on tick fur
ever, the wheels Nv trade is blocked
The removle Nv the niger Lubbock and
my appointment wood remedy all this by
restorin the equilibrium, but it is not
done.
The President is packin' his trunkl
Decking POgram heZ he'd his eagle eve
fixed on the Collectorship Nv Revenu for
yeers, and hez ben waitin fur it so long
that Bascom holds a mortgage on his
farm fur all it is with. Thet place il
held by offensive partiZan, witch hez
votid the Republican tikkit alluZ, hevin
gone so far ez to forse hiz way to the
poles with loadid revolver, in spite NV
our protests. but his vote wusn tceunt-
id, halleloogyD The Deekin sits mild
eyed and sad, longin an waitin, but
The President is packin' his trunk!
Issaker Gavitt hez wanted the custom
house sence he wuz p yeers old. His
servis in the confedrit army attests his
Dimocrisy. He hez waitid so long thet
he hez BEGUN almost idiotic thro hope
deferred. He is still waitin, but
The President is pGckin' his trunk!
Wat rite heZ the President to desert
his post and go away so fur that we witch
want the offiSes hev not the mems to
pay railrode fare to reech him? Wat rite
hez he to leeve Washington afore egg
Saminin our papers and maxim the
changes witch we insist he ought to
make? Wat rite hez he to pack his
trunk and git out anyhow?
Carryin with him trunk implies a
long stay. don't pack trunk when |
go away. | scorn a trunk. A black car
pet bag stuffed with paper to enshoor
confidence at hotels is all [ need. But
he, forsooth, must pack trunk
l am not reckliS, nor hasty, but warn
President Cleveland tibet this packin Nv
trunks won't do. He heZ dOotles to per-
form, and the DemOcriSy insists that he
performs EN-. We don't keer so much
about polisy; we are willin to swaller
any dose WITCH he offers us, but we want
the offises. On that question we are
iron-clad. And we want EN- now. He
can't sine cOmmishns in the AdirondaX,
and afore he gifts back [ shell hev died NV
drouth. He must remember that four
years hence the Democrisy may pack
ther trunks. Let him beware. The
starved tiger is the most feroshus.
PETROLEUM V. Nasty, desperate.