Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-20
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ESoLAED wants peace piece Of All
Che world.
Tim laundress's daily soliloquy-
faye, there's the rub y
TIN curse 81 cane carrying Il under
the arm at right angles with the body.
IT Is said that the sting of hornet
will cure rheumatism, or at least make
one forget il.
Russia says she viii agree to the
Isesear boundary, which IN this case
means the greater.
II an ocean steamer cannot yet fun
cargo Of freight she gains nothing by
shipping heavy sea.
aFLnKNs, / am going 70 raise your
rent, said his landlord. Thank you,
I'm blowed il ] can. said Flipkins.
''THR way e sleep" says Q scientist.
sis 10 think Of nothing. But this il
mistake. The way to sleep il. to think
tits time to get mp.
TwRNxx. F1vn baseball players have
died within . year. The country ex-
poets every college To do its duty in
this trying time OF need.
Russia 10 England -"Come ON.
You're afraid You darsen't fight"
England (lo Russinl You Just wait till
/ catch you after school. "
''I'D rather die than get married"
said one girl to another. ssWell, /
wouldn't. : was the response, ..for you
can't get divorce when you die. =
A TRox lawyer gives as q reason for
not going TO Europe this summer that
rich client Of his has Just died, and he
Is afraid the heirs viii get the property.
Tran be noted doctor
I'd rather be 3 dancer;
I'd hate 70 have 'em saying
/ didn't know cancer.
Louisville Cdsrie1- Journal
WASHINGTON hotel clerk Ito guest
who has just registered Amy baggage.
sir +? Guest--Yes. trunk. Clerk
Well, give me your key, please, and IN
see what's In il.
An exchange states that Wisconsin
furnishes more poetry ana pine lumber
than any other State in the Union.
Why say poetry and pine lumber? Why
not say kindling, and kill two birds with
one stOne9
''GUEss they must be rich folks to
want to spend 80 to get cent. said an
M. d., looking through his window after
an anxious mother whose child had lust
been relieved of the necessity OF digest
ing . penny.
THE man who picks up an empty
pocketbook on the FIRST day of the fourth
month is called an april fool:" but the
man who expects to fill an empty pocket
book by investing his money in lotteries
Is fool al the year round.
"YIs," said Pat, "Oi've signed two
pledges, wan TO the praste an wan to
His Honor" s'It's foine man veg are.
Pat, replied Bridget. san do vez
think yell kapa thin p 'sBeoorra. Oi'll
thry an kape wan av thin, anyhow
A MICRO who was giving evidence in
Georgia court was reminded by the
Judge that he was 10 tell the whole
truth. "Well, yer see, boss, " said the
dusky witness, Use skeered to tell de
whole truth for fear might tell lie. /"
WHATS the matter?'' called a
mother, turning to her little boy, Who
''set mp" O howl ssWhat are Won cry.
ing about?" II want something
what do you want?" 81 have forgot
what it Is, an that's what makes me
cry"
AND them's what folks calls hand
some, are they z" said q farmer. az he
watched couple Of hanson cabs rolling
down the street. ssWelI, wonder what
they'd think if they could see new
wagon with red wheels ?"- C7ssc0Qo
Ledger.
NO ABAMNTA, you mistake: 1t ISIS
carboy which contains vitriol; cowboy
is very different kind Of vessel. though.
TO be sure, it ID frequently filed with
something very like vitriol. After all,
i y not TO be wondered at that you con-
founded the two.
''JusT as / expected" remarked n
man on the street car. as he folded mn.
lis paper, peaches are to be scarce
and expensive this wear. +" ssPoor cron ~
Yes; here's dispatch from Delaware
which says the GOODNESS between Eng
land and Russia has destroyed the
buds"
THEY had been married six weeks.
and she said: Nov, don't 90 stay out
late, but come home soon to cor little
wiley THEY" They had been married
six years, and she said: IF you 90 ont
tonight, Smith, I'm going to lock up
the house and 60 over and sleep az
mothers"
WHEN can horse-car conductors be
made honest 2" asked q member Of the
board. II repeat the question: When
can horse-car conductors be made
honest p mot till Aldermen set them
the example r. responded an auditor.
THE case j. hopeless, then, exclaimed
a reporter.