New-York tribune., 1885-03-07
THE Talk OF THE Day.

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THE TALK OF THE DAY.
Nevada paper thus notices the death of promins.>
citizen: He evidently died from the hse
took Ben Stafford or two years pulmonary apopiexy
superinduced by the excessive use Of acohiic smu-
lants. Old Jim had many sterling good qualities he
was scrupulously honest, rd-working and No
miner, and without enemy In the world His only
fault was excessive love for whiskey."
The author Of the aughable menu at the Hasty Pa
ding Club dinner Friday evening was p Thayer, w
orator Of the senior GLASS on being called upon to g
brought down the house BY posing himself in very
WorIdv; them to faster. we win touch lightly ueoe sSs
woman and then very quickly and 90 to the devi"-
Boston Herald
The Democratic party has been dangerously III fce
nearly twenty five years, now 1t u dangerously veil
again.
ministerial acquaintance thinks that he alone should
decide what hymns are TO be sung during service Hs
voice to speak Of Boston Transcript.
Taking up the collection must be work Of profit q
well as Of love In churches. No other theory sap
plies any good for fighting the distinction
The two colored brothers Of Brooklyn church who en-
gagged tusse for the honor OF passing the hat haa
better reflect italian expression that they ars
giving themselves dead away"
1t is said that bees will never sting person who's
head is smeared with molasses. The bother Of 1t T.
when a man has incurred the animosty Of colony a
he sSS spreS aSs aSa e ON ns % S
fashioned way Is the bestjust Huntington Free
Press.
The following conversation said to have taken place
at the Union Club, few evenings since:
First Gsntleman-sir may trouble you for that news
paper on the table at your sidef
Second Gentleman--It is not newspaper.
First Gentleman quitting glass to his eye)-Tndeeds
1t looks like newspaper at distance. Pray what 10
ti
Second Gentleman-It is The New.Yors Tsmss You
can have 1t II you want it.
First Gentleman-Ah, beg pardon. TIL not trouble
you.
programme of exercises the annual distribution Of
prizes Of the Centennial High School at Lucknow ndA
before IL embraces essays and declanati0na IN
seven languages-Hindi, Arabic, Bengair Persian,
and as Is proper in the British Empire the singing ol
| " God save the Qdeen,' which has this unfamiiaR
| Malika sslamat no,
| Ya allah, Malika k0
| Rakh tn bakhair.
The reference to back hair s presume only sPpar.
ent The great variety OF languages used indicates hoth
ample provision made by the High School to meet the
varied demands for instruction. 1t ia destined TO be
formative influence OF great power In Central India
| lChristian Advocate.
The Of Lent is marked In Chicago py an simo~
complete cessation OF dancing and revival OF progress
i've euchre.
There are 10000 slaves in Brazil.
| He saved, and he saved, and he saved,
Economical, good Mr. Buzband:,
| 1t went to his wfc's second husband:
| Il louisville Courier-J ournaL
MIDI Gue the wel.known artist of this city, is en-
gagged painting portrait OF Justice Strong Oh tne su-
| preme Court Of the United States
Whistler the artist has sent to Edmund Yatess dun
geon cell butterfly as an emblem OF nope and Jey
Other friends OF Yates have conented themselves WI"
| sending grub-lLoweH Courier.
| ba.i AZ tod HIS eyhty-sec0uk
birthday been carrying the mail from Lenoir Ienny
TO Hartford N. c. seventy years without missing dAy
| = Macon (Ga.) Telegraph
An enterprisng reporter Of Hartford Conn., journal
stretched his conscience few days ago In order 70
obtain little OF the facts Of the secret praise
service OF the Salvation Army holding forth In tnas
city, The requisite gain admission into the sanctum'
sanctorum proof OF penitsnce and conversion whch
the reporter admitted be his experience. The closing
part OF the service in which the reporter entered with
zest was embracing aud kissing OF the women saliva
tionists By those Of The reporter ma
| since been regular attendant and VOWS that he VIII
never become backslider from the faith
awoodyards for women" is new form Of charity
Mo eass @so apply for ala are resolved and
given employment each day at the rate of 20 cents
wcodyards II found that women usually anxiou
to obtain days labor, although occasionally one one
refuses the chance teeais she doesnt want tna' so
| OF charity. ~ Boston Journal,
II Matthew suttl. the coachman.poet or poetcoach
| man, were subtle MS name would imply, he probar
bly, would reflected before going to the expense OF
giving the products Of his muse "-0r should 1t b
be spelled news Ito the world that wise man o.
] old remarked epIgrammaticaly-
| Not every (coachl man can be O poet
| No more than u sheep can DO a goat"
or the twenty odd men who /" available" as can
ddaes for Governorship OF Wisconsin, there Is not
man below Major " Judge" You have got to get
| into Indiana before Prof. has any show at all
Detroit Free Press.
"Paddy" Ryan is spelling for fight. He has issued
challenge open to any in the world, for conteso
ito a finish with gloves just big enough to evade tM
law He prefers to fight in New-York New-Oreans or
Chicago This city will be the place Of battle when
comes OF course because under Judge Barrets rules
impossible for the fighters to get hurt The police
| will stop the match II assumes brutal
aspect The purse will be divided, and the pusliss VII
retain the same socalled unconquered reputation tha
| they had before the fight.
| We were waiting to see IN Harper's Weekly portrau
OF Boss Manning Cevelands secretary or the treasury
| and underneath the cut the defiant legend Ma,cl
| UmI" III it does not appear we SHAH not De greatly
| dis appointed. Norrisown Herald
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