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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-20

Parties wanting domestic cattle
Of all ages, see E. H. Borton, of
Ness City, Kan. He will sell out
his herd. 1874
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-20
NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS.

The last half of 1884 tax is now
due, and payment of the same must
be made at once.
JAMES KELLY,
800 County Treasurer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1885-06-20

We found we couldn't take time to
go to the Inauguration of
President Cleveland, so we conclu-
ded to get up a little In
auguration of our own right here
this Spring, which would
interest everybody. Accordingly,
War on
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

The license question IS q political
question, whilst intemperanee IS a
moral question. To deal with the for
mer you must deal with it politically.
TO make drinking men sober, whilst
it exists you use moral suasion. This Is
the whole thing in a nutshell To set
rid Of the license system in any other
way than politically, is about as ridicu-
lous as to try and save men through
the Mosaic law. The man who says
the license system is not a political
issue, is fool Of the first water and
you may bray him in a mortar and he
will come out a fool Waterbury
NeiCS
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

FARMERS DO NOT REALIZE.-What
friend paint would be to them if they
would become better acquainted with
its benefit and value. Some look upon
it as belonging to the Fancy Farmer"
alone, while in reality the rich man
could do without it better than the
poor man, who is obliged to ecOnOmize
in order to make living. Such a one
cannot afford to allow his buildings,
wagons, tools, or even his wife's wash
tubs to warp and twist out of shape for
the lack of little paint OF oil, which if
applied in time would keep them not
only useful, but in many cases really
ornamental. Why man! it would pay
you to paint and house the wheelbar-
row. Don't understand me to say it
will not cost you something in paint
and brushes, and a little time and trOu-
BILE for it certainly will, but A penny
saved is two pence earned" your
property will last more than enough
longer to pay you. Things will not
decay when protected from the sun
and moisture and he who can obtain
the means to buy paint should not hesi-
tate to use it for that purpose. Better
than to count the bushels of corn in
the crib or the dollars in the pocket,
would it be to use a part of them in
this fashion. To save them is penny
wise and pound foolish, remember that.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

The patent medicine men are up 20
new wrinkle. They have ceased 10
advertise that their wares viii cure
every i'll that flesh is heir to and have
adopted the plan of announcing that
they can cure the worst chronic cases
of certain diseases, without fail. Many
of them are getting rich in the follow
ing out of this policy, for the simple
reason that when men do not claim the
whole earth they can put N big lie
on some particular subject and hnd
lots of folks to believe them
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

Jay Gould has as yet heard moth
ing from the owner of the StitettO with
regard to a race with his yacht. The
question is whether he'll still let her
run. English joke out of compliment
to Sir Richard Sutton.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

man to stay where he is not welcome,
and if he's putting up on you, it's
sure sign you are treating him WE'LL"
"A creed is the skin of the truth
dried, and stuffed with sand and saw
dust"
Lord, Lord, how man will fight
for his doxy, and then see his Saviour
insulted, and never resent it."
Many a man imagines that he has
got religion, when it's only liver-cOm-
plaint."
"IfI had a church of two hundred
members, and only twenty attended
prayer meeting, 1 would sell out to
the niggers; and sell on credit at
that"
"SOme preachers never run up on a
sinner until he is on his death-bed.
About all they are fit for is to marry
the living and bury the dead"
To run a meeting, it takes grace,
grit and greenbacks. God will furnish
the grace, 1 can furnish the grit, and
you the greenbacks. l like division of
labor"
"I sometimes go to a place, and
find the preacher in the shafts, pull
lllS JHC WHOlC lOdN3 Win nlS GOliS
lOlling out, and the whole church up
on the wagon, some dancing, some
drinking, some gambling, some swear
ing. some fussing, some praying, some
weeping, some shouting, some tattling,
some scolding-and all at times, TAX
ing a whack at the poor little half
dead preacher, pulling for dear life.
Sometimes they take him out, and
! feed him on rye-straw and corn-shucks,
and expect him then to make two
forty time"
"There's no use to get religion, il
you don't quit lying"
81 have known preachers who
looked as sad and solemn as if their
Father in Heaven were dead, and
hadn't left them a cent"
The Scriptures teach me clearly
that my life can never be better than
my heart"
"When all you members of McKen
dree Church get to Heaven, the angels
will have to introduce you"
"YOu Christians creep about sing
ing This worlds a bowling wilder
nes.' Well you are the dogs that arr
doing the bowling"
Many fellow is praying for rail-
with his tub bottom-side up"
"The Devil can run a mile while W,
are pulling on our boots"
1--WE 60 into our churches, and star
up, Hark from the tomb a dolefu
sound, and by the time we get started
the Devil is at the next station"
"You think everybody believes tina
you are a sheep, because you have
little patch of wool on your head
about as big as a nickel. By thei
tracks We shall know them"
To those who sneer at inconsisten
Christians, he replies:
" am glad that you are not willing
for Christians to be as mean as you are
am glad that you want somebody t
be decent in this world"
, 4" 1t tickles me to see an old SHINE
come in and pull out an old lame an
dwarfed member of the Church, la
him down, and measure by him, an
/ and say: Look here boys, 1 am a
long, as broad, and as good as thi
member of the Church. Why don
| you 90 and pick out one of those gran
| old Christians? Because you wOul
look like rat-terrier lying by an ell
: phant."
To those who are waiting for a gre1
demonstration of the Spirit, he replies
; "The Lord doesn't shoot cannon
balls at snOw-balls; and if he were
let loose such bolt of lightning at yo
: as he did at Saul of Tarsus, he woul
0 not leave a grease spot of you."-N.
t Independent.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

After you have suffered for years
from nervous prOstation, malarial fever,
debility, insomnia, indigestion and a
dozen other complaints, and have ex-
hausted the patience of your physician
and your family, and have settled down
to the beliefyOu are confirmed invalid,
then try DR.. Henley's Celery, Beefand
Iron, you will soon discover a renewed
vigor of life, the blood will grow rich,
the nerves strong and the appetite will
be regained. There is nothing like
this wonderful remedy. For sale by
all druggists.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14
Never Give Up.

If you are suffering with low and depressed
spirits, loss of appetite general debility, disOr-
dered blood, weak constitution, headache. or any
disease of bilious nature, by all means procure
bottle of Electric Bitters. You Will be surprise
10 see the rapid improvement that will follow
Won VIII be inspired with new life; strength ana
activity will return pain and misery Will cease
and hencefOrth you will rejoice in the praise OF
Flectrsc Bitters. Sold at fifty cents bottle by
James p HOffecker.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

In Sumner county, Tenn, sixty mur-
ders have been committed since the
war and only three convictions have
followed. Tennessee has high regard
for human life-when the human life
is a murderer.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

The Bulwark of health is blood. If
this be impure and runs sluggishly
through the system, health must be
undermined sooner or later. The most
perfect renOvatOr that the patient ever
yet has tried is Vinegar Bitters. 1t
carries off all impurities, enriches the
life-giVing fluid, restores health and
vigOr, and is a boom to suffering hu-
manity.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14
A clroot D,so0vor,,

Mr.. VIM. Thomas of Newton, Ia, says: My
wife has been seriously affected with cough for
twenty-five years. and this Spring more severely
than ever before. She had used many remedies
without relief, and being urged TO try nr Kings
New Discovery, did so, with most gratifying re-
suits. The first bottle relieved her very mnch,
and the second bottle has absolutely enfeu her;
she has not had so good health for thittg ye1ls.
Trial Bottles Free at James +. hoHeoAei' NIus
StOre IarFe size SlUO.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

" A judicious wife," says John Rus
kin, is always nipping off from her
husbands moral nature little twigs
that are growing in wrong directions.
She keeps him in shape by continual
pruning"
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

THE WORLDS Edward
Hanlan, the great Oarsman, and until
his recent contest with Beach in Aus
tralia. the champion of the world, may
certainly be looked upon as an author
ity in everything affecting athletic
sports. Before leaving Australia for
this country, he wrote letter in which
he stated that he had used St. Jacobs
Oil with the most beneficial results.
He found it a reliable remedy for mus
cular pains in the arms and limbs, and
from his personal experience took
great pleasure in recommending it.
No stronger proof of the truth of what
is claimed for St. Jacobs Oil could be
furnished than this, and it will un-
dOubtedly carry great weight with all
thoughtful and intelligent people.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

Ninety out of every hundred predie-
tions by the French weather bureau
last year proved true to a dot
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

Coal OIL or PETROLEUM may be very nice Cor illu
mnating or lubricating purposes, but surely L T.
not the proper thing to cure a cough with. Dr.s
Bulls Cough Syrup Is looked upon as the stand
ard Cough remedy.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

"For 1 am declined into the vale o. ye&rss a1e
said little sadly. but indeed don I Ench ANA
Il since can gei Salvation on Tor = centa-
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

The American hunsming-bird can
whip the English sparrow.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14
RuoIlen,s Arninn sn1un.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts. Bruises.
Sores, Ulcers, salt Rheum, Fever Sores letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, COrns, and all Skin
required. IL is guaranteed 10 give perfeet satis-
faction, or money refunded Price % cents per
box. For sale by JAMES p HOFFFCKFR
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

How women can manage to sit bolt
upright and not change a position,
looking neither to the right or left dur
ing a sermon in church, passes the un-
derstanding. A man will sit on a
picket fence all the afternoon to see a
ball match, but put him in a church
pew for three-quarters of an hour and
he will wobble all over the seat
Hartford Journal.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

The campaign ia Toaquin cost the
French $96,OOO,O00.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

An enterprising Western physician
advertises; 81 will pay half the funer-
al expenses in cases where am not
successful"
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

In Ohio there is one divorce for
every twenty marriages.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

Granite and Porcelain Tea and
Chamber Sets, plain and decorated, at
]. b. CoOper's.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14
When Jordan Rolled.

For months, and even years, clear,
strong, triumphant voice had sung the
words every Monday in my kitchen.
We would hear them early in the
morning, and say to each other:
" Maria is at work"
Maria was a colored woman who
came regularly on Mondays to do the
weekly washing for our large family.
She found it no easy task, and yet
she did it so well, so uncOmplainingly,
and in evident cheerfulness of mind
and strength of body.
1t was long time before we knew
that Maria's great body was not nearly
as strong as it looked, ,'and that hers
was a troubled heart.
And not from Maria did we find this
out. She bore in meekness and silence
the trials of her hard life; she endured
in patience the things that would have
so vexed and fretted most souls.
She was the mother of eight children,
and their sole support. One of them
was a cripple and another was blind
Her'husband was absolutely worth
less, a cumbrance and a sham to the
most sensitive colored woman 1 ever
knew.
But every Monday morning Maria's S
smiling face appeared and her CHEEKY
voice would ring out over the steaming
tubs,
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14
Furniture of all kinds.

Parlor and Chamber Suits. Bureaus. Bedsteads,
Chairs, Lounges Tables, Stands Mattresses spflhB
Beds and every thing in the Furniture Line, guar
anteed at or less than City prices for the same
quality of goods jan z'A
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14

Turkey wants to fight everything.
Smyrna times., 1885-10-14
20, I'll be happy there,
When Jordan rolls;
My Lords glories fo' to share,
When Jordan rolls"

The words died away in whisper /;
the Lords glories were very near.
Her tear-dimmed eyes looked out
hopefully over the Jasper sea-Jordan
had rolled.-FTee Press.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09
SPORTS AND PAsTIMES.
A Dispiriting Week in Base
Ball.
RACES ON THE TWENTIETH.
Park City FiascO-Three Races-CoIo.
RADIO Records a Bicycle Run
General Sporting News.
The Week in Base BAH

The past week has witnessed some
very sorry exhibitions, which will have
the cheerful effect of giving the base
ball interest black eye for some time
to come. Base ball managers and play
ers ought to be aware by this time that
the public will not attend a game which
is not somewhere near an equal contest.
it was the sheerest folly for Salt Lake
nine, after having beaten Park City so
dlsastrously few weeks ago, to expect
that any interest would attend repe-
urion of the games now. Bring down
Ogden, Willard, Butte or Leadville, or
even arrange game between our two
strong home teams, and there is little
question but that the public will give
the venture substantial backing.
Apropos of foreign teams The Denvers
had only three open dates during this
month, the 18th, 18th and 18th; the d.
d K. G. have made generous rate for
the round trip, but Intelligence of it
came too late to be of any service TO
the Denvers. The Leadville Blues,
however, have written that they will
come anytime between the 18th and
18th for 5000. The offer ought by all
all means to be embraced. No foreign
team would be so well patronized at the
present time as one from Colorado.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09
Our Distinguished Medical visitor

Our readers are all familiar with the
firm of Medical Specialists. DR.. Liebig
& Co., of 400 Geary Street, San Fran
cisco. The doctor is coming here on a
professional visit, making a business
tour through the Territory.
The Doctor will be at Walker House
Hotel, Salt Lake City, on Aug st IL and
u, (remaining two days only in order
to examine and consult with all who
may desire his advice or treatment.
This is rare opportunity to all
suffering from complicated Diseases,
Deformities. broken bones, or badly
treated cases of a delicate nature, by
which so many men are ruined for life.
All sufferers should avail themselves of
this chance to consult the leading ex-
pert specialists, DR.. Liebig 81 Co.
The doctor was educated as a specialist
in Europe nearly % years ago. and is
known all over TIE country and Europe
as thoroughly educated Medical Spe-
cialist and Surgeon. This will be rare
opportunity to consult the greatest
specialist of the age, right here in our
ihAusb. a.Hn'. I.r' D..
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THE -Majolica match proved
to be as tame an affair as the Phallas-
Cobb fizzle OF the Fourth. The time of
the three heats shows that it Jas simply
an exercise of the great stallion to beat
the much-talked-of New York horse,
and win more New York money for
poor Mr.. Case. 1t is a sure conclusion
that the shrewd horseman, Counselor
Crawford, is not making matches where
his opponent has much chance of sue
cess, but we imagine he will have a
horse race, when Phallas trots agains.
Harry Wilkes at Philadelphia on the
18th of the present month. All concede
that Wilkes is the only horse in Amer.
lea, barring Maud S., that can give the
stallion creditable fight, and as both
are game, speedy and stayers, a grand
race must be the result.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09
NOTICE.
Salt Lake City Brewing Company

We beg to inform our many patrons
and the public generally, that Williams
& Gerrans, one door north of the Post
office, Hill & Trewhela, opposite Tribune
office, and The Fountain Beer Hall, lis
Main street, telephone No. 142, are duly
authorized to receive orders for our
popular brands of beer. We have no
other agents in the city.
Orders may also be sent to the Brew
cry Office, by telephone No. "a.
Goods promptly delivered to any part
of the city. ~
JACOB MoRITz, Sec. & Treas. G
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The Colorado Records.

In the eight games played in Colorado
the Salt Lakers made total of 80 runs,
against their opponents IA; out of the
80 Larsen made 3. but was left on bases
almost invariably; Bess made 4 Ridges
3; Hall 8; Golding 3; West 4; Barlow
made 8, although he only played in
four games; the remainder were divided
between Margetts, Peck, Bennett and
W. Golding, who alternated. The Salt
Lakers made So errors in the eight
games: Larsen here took the palm,
having made but 4 out of the whole
number. Ridges, of course, had the
most trying position, and he scored II.
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NOTICE.

THE MOUNTAIN CHIEF MINING COM
i pany hereby gives notice to caution all
persons from negotiating for the purchase or
assignment of certain promissory note
given by the Mountain Chief Mining Com
pany, in favor of Thomas Pierpont and A.
r. Whitehead, for the sum of twelve thou
sand dollars (sl2, O0O), bearing date NoYem-
Der 18th. 1884, and secured by a deed of
rust of said date to Joseph C. Bentley, of St.
George, Utah, as the said note and deed of
trust were fraudulently obtained, and pay
ment will be contest d
w. B. PACE,
President of the Mountain Chief Mining
Company.
ST. GEoRG7. UTAH,
July 2Sth, 1885. "a
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Races.

The Driving Park Association have
arranged for another meet on the goth
and three races, one running three
quarters of mile dash, one 2.40 trot-
ting and pacing, and one trotting and
pacing free for all, have been decided
on. Further details, with amounts of
purses, ETC., will be given later.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09
Extensive Auction Sale.

On Monday, August 10th, 1885, the
undersigned will sell at public auction,
at No. 227 E Second South Street, be-
tween Second and Third East, three
doors east of Presbyterian Church, a
complete and elegant assortment OF
Household Furniture, one span OF Car
riage Ponies, Buggy and Cart, four sets
l25 hens and Echickens, and choice
library OF $50 volumes. Sale positive,
and to commence at 10 a. m, sharp.
X A. ANDREWS, Auctioneer:
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"The" Place OF Bererages.

The Occidental bar, where the choicest
Of wines, liquors and beers are manipu-
ated in the most tempting fashion by
The experienced proprietors. The
family trade and private parties sup
piled. Best of California and imported
wines and fragrant cigars always in
stock. AUER & MURPHY,
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THURSDAY NIGHT, A BROWN HORSE,
i branded 8 on left shoulder, three white
feet, star in forehead, was accompanied by
. sorrel horse, with short name and tail, and
branded On thigh The finder viii be re-
warded by returning or giving information
OF Whereabouts to
r. G. LAMBERT.
Deseret Nelrs Office.
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DIR. ELLEN FERGUsoN.

OFFICE AND RESIDENCE, NO. 334 E.
" Brigham street, Telephone 81. Special
attention given to catarrh and all diseases OF
the nose, throat and lungs; also to obstetrics
and diseases OF woman.
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NOTICE.

IT HAVE THIS DAY BOUGHT OUT THE
i Livery business OF Geo. w. Hall, and am
prepared to continue the business at the old
stand. Stables on West Temple Street.
nearly opposite the HERALD ONCE. Neat
rigs at reasonable prices.
Angus. 9th, 1885. I. HAZELGRoTE.
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LOST.

A DARK BROWN MARE, THREE YEARS
n old, branded w E on left hip, hind feet
white. white star in the forehead, heavy
with foal. Finder return same to Mr. Foster.
First East, between Fourth and Fifth south,
and get reward $50.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09
UNIVERSITY OF DEsERET.

THE FIRsTTERM OF THE ACADEMIC
eret, will begin Monday, August 18th inst
at a. m, in the new University building.
For further information relative 10 the
school, address
JOHN R. PARK, President,
Salt Lake City. Utah.
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From Europe.

If you want to help your friends from
any part of Europe, or go there your
self, buy your ticket where you can get
it the cheapest, which you can get by
calling at ]. A. Peterson, Merchant and
Inning alton Agent, No. 81 E. Third
South Street, Salt Lake City, P. o. Box
369.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09

FULL LINE of Winsor & Newton's Ar
lists Tube Celors at G. f. Culmer &
Bres.
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ST. GEORGE, UTAH, July 29th, 1885.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
THERE ARR DELINQUENT UPON THE
i foil wing described stock, on account
of assessment No. 2, levied June the 18th, I'D.
1885, the several amounts set opposite the
names of the respective shareholders. and
in accordance with law and an order of our
board of trustees, made June the 18th, 1885,
so many shares of each parcel of such
-ock as may be necessary will be sold at
Gorge CITY Utah. on Monday, August
tn, 1885, unless payment be previously
to pay the delinquent assessment
crC and cost Of advertising and ex-
rs, sale. Sale to commence at 1e
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09
REMOVAL.

DIoNEER FANCY STORE. MRS. B. S.
i Long will remove from her old place OF
business to 35 and IS E First South street,
where she viii keep on hand the ususl line
of fancy goods and millinery. Hats and
trimmings-Wools, Crewells. Arrasine, Rib
bosene, etc etc. Notions of all kinds.
Stamping done to order on short notice.
Lessons given in painting and all kinds of
fancy work Give her a call.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09
The Turf Club House.

At the new Driving Park is now open
with first-class stock of wines, liquors,
cigars, etc. Refreshments always on
hand.
WILLIAMS & GERRAEs, Props.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-08-09

ALIENS Root Beer Extracts; % cent
bottle makes six gallons excellent
beverages. G. F. CULMER 81 Bios.
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PIANO LESSONS.

MR.. t. RADCLIFFE, TEACHER OF MO
nl sic, No. 233 E. First South street
second door east of st. Marks church. Oe
den visited Wednesdays and Saturdays.
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FOR RENT,

THE STORE NO. 60 W FIRST SOUTH
L street Enquire OF W L. Piice, No. SIS
w First South street
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G. f. Culmer & Bros. Flour Bulletin.
Choice xxx Flour, in 5OOlb. lots,
SLIGO. az
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WANTED.

AN ACTIVE YOUNG MAN TO TRAVEL
n in the country rs canvasser. Apply al
THE HERALD office.
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ANDERsON BROTHERs.

DRACTICAL. SIGN, SHOW CARD AND
4 Price-Mark Writers. Room 5, Old Con-
stitution Building, opposite 2. C.. NJ. l.
Lettering done on Glass, Iron, Tin, Wood
Leather, Oilcloth, Factory, Pasteboard, ETC.,
etc. Carriage Painting. City Bill Posters.