The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-02-19
WIT AND HuMOIs.

rs nuisance. Where's man to put
hi' ieetP
! IL takes four rat-skins TO make n mir
OF slippers, with the understanding that
inc slippers are not to be sold In Chica-
go or 81. Louis.
"Alway go to bed on cracker or
crust of bread" says n hygienic writer
Most people would prefer to 20 to bed
on clean sheet
Boy with feeling) I'm an orphan,
and fathers broke his legs and is in
| jail, aud mothers In an insane asylum,
and II 90 home without any money
they'll lick me.
THE first umbrella appeared In Eng
land in the year l777.n II Is not stat
ed when the umbrella disappeared in
England. but II is safe to wager that 1t
was also in l777.
"McSwilioen. have Won read the new
story. "A Crv in tho Nicbt'pi asked
Podsnap No. replied McSwilligen,
being a married man, my children
supply me. OIL ctr Derrick.
So Won don't know whnt Burdette
means by n ..mocadanizeJ ,ikeu ehp
Just YOU tackle nike that Il about six
days caught and EIGHT DAYS cooked on
a railroad lunch-counter. and you will
know.
The humorous market IA dnll Wa
quote coachmen Jokes. prime. Mt & TO
cents per mjlli.n, ice cream Jokes. no
demand; bank cashier Jokes. weak AT
10 IL cents nor ion. choice nlnmber
jokes in demand at 81 to go per ton.
The man who pravods for those who
sit under the "drippinos Of the sanctu-
nry" was neor relative of another
who besouobt the Lord 70 ..nron mn dc
brudder and sist r with the propern-
tions of de gospel. --Hayper's- Bazar.
ma ma, n.ha drovo II +, oo
and won in remarkoblv ouick time nm
drrstood mule nature lilo hon, tug.
ring at the reins and shouting. "BacR.
bnck. Won brutoi' ali the wav round The
course. and the mulo went ahead for ali
he was worth.
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son,a ~" ",,o ",soS ,, ~ ~, saSilgs S,,ia
Gil az az , yue III m r.. u. 'no oiu ridiuing
thyselE - YES" snid Charles Ken.
ncy. ..thorc's n deal of wisdom IN II.
Know thyself: hut he added. .,never
Introduce a friend
roo,,or IN lasor,h; u ,.,
of Joc, an, 80 "o,,r, h,s ,mI - III" ,hs
Sanah ~ o"' . ~ 49, aio ~ o,uei vi 'he
rns ' 10y "I 'y Sroa u1",ne, W ne
room cnsi n gInnco nj tbe in J, 'n nr
the purpo. G of being able TO identify
him at some future lime
..,io,hor 3, soiJ a l;,uo o;r, ,,do
or,,,,,oJ In r,ol,ino ~, &c. 49,, .o,. Ls
doIi 81 beljcvc will he n Dncbass
whom gro,y mn y. ,.Joy do vn,ioS
nect ,o 5ecomno DuohosS NV ydon',S
terp" ~ Inv. by marrying n Dutch
man. TO be sure, replied the little
girl.
A Lewiston family recently rece we'd
n visit from n well.known cleroyman.
In the family is an active little girl Of 4
wears. She listened very attentiyclv
while grace was being said. and nj IL
conclusion she looked nm in the CLERGY
mans face and said: ""rain't prettyto
talk so ut the table NV papa don't"
- ewis'on Journal.
s,.,roors or,, sur,r;sod ,o san Nan
o,leans nolicemcn T., friI nn,to 800
drinking at bars with hoUdlums. and
duty. The New York policeman sneoks
around to n back door to get his smoke
and drink: but he has some STYLE about
him when he walks his beat..Aew Or
teams RcayuRe.
90, of tho J,raros, .,,dor,, ,,.i,;,o
,,t Tor ~ .,r,ilI was acco"toI I h"o
.,,,,i..,n,,ro win, Tho in,uirv. ..Iyh.,,s
,.,.,.r,mc9i Th" gnnr Ie,nar franz Ia
+, , ,nswrrcl nojitcIv civing H. ar
name. "Oh. rcioined the questioner.
YOU heathcus don't have but one
pomo seon ..Whot wos ,he fret
name Of Mosospn wos ,bo rcnlv U,ye
, LAM f =, nose, '' NV ''P''' ~"
nv, ,,.,
INC ureesy e eo cost .nc po.-
ernniol. $1,000 we uon ! M", nv, W
appear parsIinon,9us any mean III .lies 20
matters ou. cou,un ~ oe ali"hgeu 70
s s , iew llen anu lleeHn 'ne'', 70
a1nsm a''''1 "u" ;,o "o o; or q" '9
.spore ROOM of Mic5ican farm
house would accomnlisb the same re-
snlt and wn'J learn inst rs mach about
The Nortb pole
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v JUS sa .'s on .neir wouu'ng up
iounS VIM n'h "ila'a' uonr, .i LIN,
pui UP W n,yn.is :, Y 9nu T hI J"'
o .T 'e,s ehPo" ,n,So og a'I hnt T., +,
,hin ia ,sho, daI,,S,f'I ,;n,o wo y wiII
h tn,nN ""1. Iin ,ho aSd;n , wm.
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iouns W." W., I'M VII, " y 'i hnshnmJ J
YES we have had a pleasapt enourh
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