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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The Honolulu Rifles meet for their
usual weekly drill this evening at
their. Armory at half-past seven
o'clock.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
YESTERDAYS RAGING.

The much talked of three-quarter
mile dash, sweepstakes 500 each,
between May D., Eva and Maybell
came off yesterday afternoon at Ka-
piolani Park. Two o'clock was the
hour named, and at that time there
was goodly number of spectators
present. The arrangements were in
the hands of Mr.. j. 4. Wiseman,
and an admittance of half dollar
was charged to the grand stand.
The weather was extremely muggy
and the track somewhat heavy. His
Majesty the King, and Their Royal
Highnesses the Princesses Liliuoka-
lani and Likelike were on the stand
during the afternoon. Col. G. H.
Judd was in attendance upon His
Majesty. 1t was fifteen minutes past
three before the bell rang for the
horses to prepare for the contest.
The officials were: Judges, Col. Z.
S. Spalding, w. H. Aldrich and L.
Lishman; Starter, Chas. B. Wilson;
Timekeepers, Chas. Lucas and Geo.
Houghtailing. Considerable money
was Invested on the result, with May
D. as favorite. At twenty-five min
utes to four the horses were at the
starting point. After two false at
tempts they got away to beautiful
start, and ran neck and neck to the
half-mile pole, where Eva took a
slight lead, Maybell second, and
May d. last. On rounding the lower
turn May d. passed Maybell and
gradually overhauled Eva, being only
half a length behind at the quarter
mile pole. From there pretty race
ensued. Three hundred yards from
the wire it looked as if Eva would
win, but May d. stuck to her and
won at the finish by short head,
Maybell, three lengths off, third.
The time of the winner was l.199.
May ID. was excellently ridden by
Johnnie Noble. Following is the
summary
w. H. Cornwell's May D.,....l
III. j. Agnew's Eva. ........2
E. r. Miles Maybell, ......3
Time, l.l99.
FOOT RACE.
The next event was a 200 yards
foot race between j. Cameron and
Jacob Simms, for an announced
stake of $500 u side, but it is doubt.
full if any money was up at all. The
fact of there being no official referee
or starter gave the whole thing ;
suspicious appearance. The two
men did run, Cameron winning
Simms trying his hardest to keep {
certain distance in the rear. Th'
time given was 20a seconds, blu
there is not a man breathing on tn
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The flag ON the Government build
ing and all the Consular flags are
flying to-day in honor Of Her Ma
jesty Queen Victoria's birthday.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

LIZ you want a nice shoe, boot,
slipper, or any kind of children
shoes, L. Adler is the place for it,
ID Nuuanu street. $50. If.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The schooner Anna arrived at
Kahului last Wednesday, 10 days
from San Francisco. On the third
day out from that port the second
mate committed suicide by jumping
overheard.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The best place in town to get a
square meal is at the Astor House.
80 3t .as
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The band concert at Emma Square
last evening in honor of Queen Vic
toria's birthday was not largely at
tended owing to the rather unpleas-
ant weather.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

ALL parties wishing to have re-
freshment stands at Kapiolani Park
on June 18th, must apply without
delay to J. E. Wiseman.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

ALL accounts due the Saratoga
House have been transferred to s. j.
Levey & Co., and must be paid to
them.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
rRoTTING RACE.

A trotting race next took place
between the horses Thomas II. and
Sid Sperry, one mile heats best two
in three. Thomas II. won in two
straight heats. Time, 2.51t, $50.
The result of this race caused q good
deal of dissatisfaction.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
DEPARTURES.

MHy %
Bgtne w G. Irwin for S +
Stmr Khan for Windward Ports
Stmr Planter for Kauai
Schr Ehukai for Waialua
Schr Nettie Merrill for Lahaina
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
LOCAL & GENERAL NEWS.

s'NEws and Notes" will be found
on the fourth page.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The new fence at Kapiolani Park
is great convenience and the
arrangement gives much satisfaction.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The health of Mr.. H. P. Wood of
Kohala is improving.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

THERE will be button hole party
at the Yosemite skating rink this
evening.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
BUSINESS ITEMS.

FROZEN Oysters at the Astor
House. 80 3t
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

AT 10 o'clock tomorrow morning
Lyons & Levey will sell at the resi-
dence of Mrs. Mclean, No. 121
King street, the entire household
furniture.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
PASSENGERS.

From San Francisco, per bktne Win
kleman, May 25-T Dugan and wife,
Miss May Dugan, Mrs NJ Marsh. H S
Schortmier, Chas johnson.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

A MEETING of Excelsior Lodge will
be held this evening at 80 O'Clock.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

SEALED tenders for the supply of
fresh beef and mutton for one year
to the Queens Hospital should be
sent in to the secretary, Mr.. F. A.
Schaefer, before noon of tomorrow.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

Do not forget the subscription list
at Oats, for repairs to the baseball
grounds.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

The Kaumakapili Church fair will
commence on Friday next at 3
o'clock. The admission will be %
cents.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
VESSELS LEAVING TOMORROW.

Stmr Jas Makee for Kappa
Bktne Eureka for San Francisco
Blk Il r Foster for Victoria, b G..
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
For SALE.

IMPRESS, Truck, Carriage and Sad.
IL die Horses. Double aud single
harness buggys and carriages, also one
skeleton wagon. Apply 10
Il. r. MILES, Haw'n Hotel Stables.
% NV
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

THERE will be music at the Central
Park skating rink this evening.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
ARRIVALS.

Schr Rob Roy from Koolau
Stmr Jas Makcc from Kapaa
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
PACIFIC MAIL s. s. co.
FOR SAN FRANCISCO.

FOR AUCKLAND AND SYDNEY:
Stmr Xealandia. June 10
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26
OCEANIC S. s. co.

ron SAN FRANCISCO.
Alameda. Leaves Honolulu. Juno |
Mariposa.. Leaves Honolulu, juno 10
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-05-26

islands who can run 200 yards in
that time. II pedestrianism cannot
he conducted on square basis it
should be left alone.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

conf CAST THAT SHADOW PROM
THY Brow. You can't do it if YOU.
have liver complaint or dyspepsia.
The darkened countenance tells the
story of inward commotion and wee.
Clear your stomach, strengthen your
digestion, regulate your liver, tone
your nerves, and then away goes the
shadow from your brow, and you are
happy because you are we'll. Mrs.
NJ. j. Alston; Of Littleton, N. c.;
says, I recommend Browns Iron
Bitters to the nervous and debilita-
ted. 1t greatly benefited me.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
Corslcan Women.

The Corsicans are Italians by
blood and language, Frenchmen by
political accident, and idlcrs by ma
ture. The women are the laborers,
also the beasts of burden. A French
traveller says he has seen women and
girls emerging from the woods bend.
ing under the heavy loads of brusll-
wood for fuel, while their male COM
panions rode behind them on ponies
or mules.
Another traveller says that passing
one evening through az Corsicanvillage,
he saw a troop of young girls carry.
ing on their heads jars containing Ave
OF six gallons of water. Before them
marched their male relatives bearing
flaming torches TO light the burden
bearers on their way.
Water is brought into the cities by
aqueducts, The women gather at tho
city fountains to fill their jars, and to
gossip. Resting the jar on one up
lifted knee and holding it by the ears,
they fill it from the splashing Jets.
When it is filed, they raise It 10
their heads, square their shoulders,
and march off without spiIling drop.
But the bearing of jars on the head
has this compensation: it gives the
women an erect, robust, majestic
carriage. They walk superbly, as
do their sisters, the peasant women
OF Egypt, who also carry burdens ON
their heads.
In the last struggle of the island
for independence, the women were
earnest patriots, and warmly aided
Paoli, the patriot general. A peas
ant woman brought her young son to
him as recruit.
Take good care of him." she
said. So He is the last of four BROTH
ers. You have had the other three"
Youths Compdnton.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
Taylor Hotel,
WINCHESTER. VA.

rT1I!E undersigned takes pleasure in announc-
4 ing to his numerous friends i'll Virginia and
elsewhere, that he has undertaken the manage
ment of this Famous Hotel for u term of years
To those who know him it is useless to say that
he will spare no effort to render the TAYLOR
HOUSEworthy of their patronage. Strangers
and the public ut large arercordially invited to
give the Taylor House II trial. lie has rcftted
it from top to bottom. and with No cooks aud
polite and accommodating employees in every
of the Taylor Hotel, famous among travellers
for the last fifty years. Every Department of
the House will be conducted with Il view to the
comfort and convenience of its guests.
ES4" Special Facilities for Commercial Tray-
clers Terms to transient visitors % 90 per day.
aud advantageous rates to weekly and monthly
BOardcrs. HENRY WULFERT.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
How BOYS Succeed /.

: 81
A few years ago n drug firm in
New York city advertised for aboy.
Next day the store was thronged
with applicants, among them q queer
looking fellow, accompanied by d
woman who proved to be his aunt, in
lieu of faithless parents, by whom he
had been abandoned. Looking at
this waif, he said, g Can't take him =
besides, he is too small. -
s' I know he is small;A said the
woman; g but he Is willing and faiths
Iful, and never drinks, uses tobacco
or profane lahgtiage
There was twinkling III the boys
eyes which made the merchant think
again. A partner in the firm yoluns
teered to remark that he q did not
see what they Wanted with SUCH d boy
-he wasn't bigger than q pint Of
cider" But after Consultation the
boy was set to work. A few days
later a call was made on the boys in
store for some one to stay all night.
The prompt response of the little
fellow contrasted we'll with the re-
luctance of others. In the middle of
the night the merchant looked in to
see if all was right in the store, and
presently discovered his youth pro-
tege busy scissoring labels. What
are you doing?" said he. al did
not tell you to work nights.
'' know you did not tell me. s6;s
but I thought might as well be
doing something." In the morning
the cashier got orders to "doubIe
that boys wages, for he is willing.''
Only few weeks elapsed before
show of wild beasts passed through
the streets, and very naturally all the
hands in the store rushed to witness
the spectacle. A thief saw his op-
portunity and entered at the rear
door to seize something, but in
twinkling found himself firmly
clutched by the diminutive clerk
aforesaid, and, after struggle was
captured. Not only was robbery
prevented, but valuable articles taken
from other stores were recovered
When asked by the merchant why he
stayed behind to watch when all 9th.
ers quit work he replied:
't You told me never to leave the
store when others were absent, and
thought I'd stay" /"
Orders were Immediately give once
more: s' Double that boys wages;
he is willing and faithful"
To-day that boy is getting salary
of $4,000 and next month will be-
come member of the firm.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
Hardened Liver.

Five years ago broke down with kidney
and liver complaint aud rheumatism.
since then I have been unable to be about ut
all My liver becatne hard like wood my
limbs were puffed up and filled with water.
All the best physicians agreed that nothing
would cure me. Ircsolvcd to try Hop Bitters;
L have used seven bottles; the hardness has ali
trone from my liver. the swelling from my
limbs. aud t has aco1Jtel a miracle i'll my case:
otherwise would have been now i'll my grave
j. W. MoREr, Buffalo, Oct. 1, 1881.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

FINE GooDs AT Low PR1cEs.-Mr.
w. L. Jones, at Martinsburg, offers
to the public choice line of fine
Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silver
Ware, &C., at prices to suit the times.
He has really fine stock, and offers
JUSTIN speciality of Silver Knives,
Forks and Spoons, at very low prices.
Mr. Jones is a courteous and fair
dealing gentleman, and we believe
will furnish goods exactly as repre-
sented by him.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Capt. W. A. Hill, Locust Vale,
Madison Co, Va, says he used Pow
elPs Fertilizer last fall, side by side
with other brands costing double the
amount of money, on land of same
grade, using the same quantity, (300
lbs. to the acre. The Powell's gave
entire satisfaction, doing better than
the higher priced articles. Write to
Brown Chemical Co., Baltimore, Nd.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
Poverty and Suffering.

''I was dragged down with debt, poverty
and suffering f0r years. caused by sick family
and large bills for dOctoring.
was completely discouraged. until one year
ago by the advice of my pastor, commenced
m aTg o 6 9i1[SF % a IN hoG one month we were
since, and want to say to all poor men, you
eau keep your families well u year with Hop
Bittcrs for less than one doctors visit will cost
l know it," A WoRK1NGMAH.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
MISCELLANEOUS.

MARVELLOUS MnK.-The boys put
up a job on him. He was a Young
man of irreproachable morals and he
had never been known to touch aIco-
hoIic liquor.
What'll you take?"
'tI'll take glass of milk"
They winked at the waiter and or
dered milk punches. He looked at
the glass, but was too polite to say
anything. The boys sat ready to
yell. He did not blink. He simply
smacked his lips and said with emo
ton:
Great Scott. What a cow1,
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

To ouR Fn1ESDs In the country and clse.
where we say don't let people make y0u be-
bsTe mat e:sy ygI mt can bSy g99ds 9S eSss
Variety Stores, at HagerstoWn, and see for
T: s.@Nerehant tailoring; best nt., lowest
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

PRESENTS. PREsBNTs.eOne hundred dol.
lars worth of presents given away in the next
90 days to those who buy dry goods, carpets,
BEACHLEY Il CO.'S, Hagerst0Wn.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

A11ER HARvYsr, and not as much money
made as usual. but II you go to BEACHLEY IL
co.'s, Hagerstowu. yen can get more for one
dollar than ever before In your life and pres-
emit in the bargain.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
suckingham's Dye
Take all in all.
-7ale all the Kipdcy and Liver

Tale all the Kindcy and Liver
Take all the Blood purifiers. ,'S'''S'',
Take tll tho Dyspepsia aud Indigestion
-Tukc all the Ag'se, Fever, and bilious
Take all the Brain and Nerve force
Take all the Gye1d health restorers.
IN short, take all the best qualities of nll
these and thc-beSt.
Qualities of all the best medicines in tho
world. and you will find that-HOD
-BiherS have the hest curative qualities auC
powers of fall-cOMcrItiIutei in them,
And they will cure when any or all of these
singly Or-cOn,Oined Fail II!
a thorough trial will give positive proof
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Foreyery dollars worth Of goods bought at
BEACHLEYs, Hagerstown, yo1 get pfesent
and the goods at prices that cannot be under-
sold.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Charles Harper, nephew of Rev.
E. L. Wilson, of this place, received
the prize of 800 for scholarship 1.-THE
recent commencement of the Balti4
more City College.
EGerardstosoa Times.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

SO None genuine without bunch of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile.
poisonous stuff with "Hop" or ''IIops" in their
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Bear in mind that we sell the best fitting Cor.
SGT for 30 cts. that is IN the market.
S. D. HIRScHNAE & Co
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
Book Notices.

GoDzr's LAD1's Book for August is de-
lightful number, handsomerin appearance, and
more generally satisfactory than any of its pre-
deccssors. That all may be convinced OF it's
merits, the publisher offers to send the book for
Haulenbeek, P. o. Box, II H, Phila.
One of the cutest ABB c books is the stHousE-
HOLD PRIMER" Each large letter has an
amusing picture and pretty verse. The whole
is dainttly printed in brown and, best of ali,
is mailed free by D. Lothrop & Co., Boston, on
receipt of a 2-cent stamp.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
HOTELS.
Watson House,
Cllnrlcstown, W. Va

Charlestown, W. Va.
JAMES WATSON, Proprietor.
MEALS at all hours to suit Travellers
1f1, Transient Boarding on Reasonable Terms.
Hacks to and from all trains. Free of Charge
Ess The Bar is supplied with Choice Wines,
Cigars, &c.
April 8, 1888
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Philadelphia has barber shop
where Indian squaws do the shaving.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Ayers Hair vigor imparts vitality,
gloss, and freshness to the hair, and
restores its original beauty.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Go to MILLING SroRE for jelly
Glasses, Glass Fruit Jars and Stone
Jars of all sizes at reduced prices.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
The Jefferson County
MUTUAL
Fire Insurance Company.
ESTABIJSHED- 1878

OFFERS to the people of Jefferson County
" Insurance in safe Company at the actual
cost of insurance, which is much cheaper than
the rates usually charged. and keeps the money
at home. Good risks from responsible parties
arc invited.
Executive Committee meets every Friday.
DIREcToRs-N.S S. White, Heury B. Daven-
port. j. Garland Hurst John w. Rider. W. Fl.
7. Lewis, r. Preston Chew. Wm. L. Wilson,
Eugene Baker. 8. w. Washington. james Logic,
Charles 2. Wilson. John II. little jacob s.
Melvin, E. G. w. Herr, Isaac II. stridcr
Ii. 3. DAVENPORT. Treasurer
EXECUTIVE CoMM1TTEE-N. s. White. Wm.
II. 7. Lewis. Eugene Baker, Isaac II. Stridcr,
R. P. Chew, S. w. Washington
local LA!GENTs.acNLiddleway-J.G G. Shirley
Chas. z. Trail; Shepherdstown-J. S. Fleming;
nnflelds-C. L. Barnllart; Charlcstown-
Washington & Alexander.
81 The Secretary will be found at the Com
pany's Office. Gibson Building, Court-ITousc
yard, i'll Charlcstown.
R. A. ALEXANDER.
Feb. II, 1SS2-odn12.79. Secretary.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

There are 176 street railroads in
the United States.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Paper printed and put up in tablet
form at the SPIRIT office.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Cons wanted at the sPrarr office.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

A New Jersey woman has sued a
merchant for slandering her new bon
net. The sum asked for is $4,000.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

Great Scott! What a cowl'
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04
George w. Haines,
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
George BayIor,

AA4OhNG4 al 1ahs
charlestown. Jefferson County, W. Va.
W7ILL regularly attend all the Courts of JEFF
w ferson and Berkeley counties, and attend
10 other law business in the State of West Va.
E3HSpeeial attention given to collections.
JanHafy % 1884
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

The curative power of Ayers Sar-
saparilla is too well known torequire
the specious aid of any exaggerated
or ticticious certificate. Witnesse s
of its marvellous cures are to-day liv-
ing in every city and hamlet of the
land. Write for names if you want
home evidence.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

The old barn stands below the hfll,
Half in sunlight, half in shadow,
Adown the slope the dusty mill,
In front the emerald meadow.
Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-08-04

"How is Jim Bu!lard getting on ?''
asked stranger at the railroad sta
tion of a Dakota town. &c Jim ker-
mitted suicide 'hout er month ago, -
replied native. ss Committed SUI
icide? How did he commit suicide? ?"
/" lie called me a liar, strangcr!''
The Delaware ledger. (Newark, Del.) 1879-19??, 1885-10-17
Very ArlstO cratic.

"Your people used to belong to
the aristocracy of this State, did they
not ?" was asked of an Arkansaw
man.
eyes, sir ; the leading people of
the land"
always resented insults didn't
they?"
Eyes, my father fought three
duels."
Brave and honorable, wasn't
hc?"
"Yes, the very soul of honor"
81 suppose you intend to follow
his example p
"Of course | do"
~ am glad to know it but say,
don't you remember that you
bought So worth of goods at my
store some time ago ?"
THAT so? Well, always trade
with our friends"
"Yes, but you haven't paid me
yet
"Havcnt?"
"No, you haven't
"Wcll, whose fault is it ?"
Yours, of course; for l have sem
my collector around several times.
NO, sir, its your fault"
Il don't see how you make that.
why, it plain as daylight. You
shouldn't have let me take tn,
goods bat speaking about aristoc
racy, let me tell you what's fact
there's nothing like blood. Well
SO long Send your collecto
around occasionally. Ill away
treat him with politeness