New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-03
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THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

number OF country Democratic papers have recently
printed an article entitled ais the Sun Blue y Tho
blueness OF the sun will be very convenient theory for
those rockribbed Democratic patriots to adopt who
feeling rather blue themselves.
Hello Good morning! Got back. see," exclaimed
a u Ya! rdi man naa 70 weiknown neighbor
Had good tmei Caught lots o nsh an all that -
Not nan. No good time"
Don't know how to enjoy vacation, guess.-
Yes, do. Learned this season, Going to take my
ciety have look out for my ghters and shrink my
bills to the size of my purse"
lie nad learned something. - Hartford Post
The Indian population of Dakota is 32,5l1. and the
total area OF indian reservations they at present ex
st In the Territory 494S square miles. los
acres This Is an allowance Of s25 acres OF land for
every individual Indian counting the old men.
and chill lren The population OF the tribes OF the Sioux
nation west OF the Missouri River 25537, and the
area OF reservation is 739 square miles, 1919
acresa farm of s53 every Sioux west Of the
river, chief, brave old man. squaw, boy, girl aud
papoOse.
lam accustomed to the sight Of bloodshed down in
Texas" said tho man HILL the confederate Of the muir
derous ranger who shot Tom" Davies. In my town,
Colorado, Texas two three week drop down in
their tracks" Texas great state II gave 125,30l
plurality for the Democratic ticket last fall.
SONATA PATHETIQUE-IN THREE MOVEMENTS.
Anddnte Scntimento.
Moonlight-summer-Jo
Ripping riyers--fragrant lane;
Love--forever- Heavsn--bliss.
Allegro ma non hoppo.
-church-rtng,
Flowers--favors-shOe-
Bridegroom happy-brido fair:
Fitness wondrous-fortune rare.
Rondo Caprieeioso.
Wnter-dreary-lo flown;
John--cub-Jane alone:
River frozen--sne cold
-fBoston Transcript.
London paper of recent date contains tho following
advertisement: Advanced Liberal Constituency re
quired. paying expenses by gentleman deyotng whole
energies to public good" II he wants to carry the con-
stituency around with him, probably pocket borough
would suit him.
The statement that the Blackstone the famous rocking
nil near tho vIsgc of stanntop in
by party Of acrobats June 10 last TO be restored
Forest received permission from the Commissioners
OF woods and Forests to try and get the stone replaced
tractor Of Cherweli, to effect that object. Originally
tho stone weighed forty TONS but IL now lies broken IN
four pieces short distance down the hill Only the
LARGEST Of these, piece weighing about twenty-five
tons VIII probably be replaced, and OF course u te
experiment be successful the stone Will not rock IL
win thus be shorn OF great deal OF the interest which
formerly attached 10 IT, and under the circumstances
it is expected to cost-some $500 or 240o-lLondon
Standard.
Revolver Club about to be established In London.
II such cub started IA Kentucky or Montana
the London papers would take occasion to morae over
the barbarian OF the states and would thank Provi-
dence that they not like other nations, especially
the great American Republic.
A bank has been organized In Philadelphia to en-
the habit OF saving Ia children. II receives
deposits small penny. Incidentally 1t might be
remarked that this penny business Will encourage
saving cashiers good LOAD II cOppers does not foot
up many dollars.
That would shoot himself rather than steal ten
cents OF this drawer, said the cashier OF swell
restaurant yesterday, land yet he's done the same
thing"
FLOWS that !" asked reporter who standing by.
His check short and he knew It," was
tho reply He gave the cents 20 the walter who
made tie check short in order TO get the difference
"Why earth would he cheat you IN order TO tip the
wRlterl"
The cashier smiled. ~ thought you people prded
yourselves on your knowledge OF human nature, he
said. g. Why will man. In easy circumstances. beat
railroad and tip pOrterl Why will he deadhead thea
trei Why II the conductor skps him on street car,
will he get OF without paying his fare Why are Robin
Hood and OK Turpin admiredi Why do people always
think It's all right TO rob the rich aud give to the poor
don't know"
"You are awfuy deep cashier" said the reporter
How do you know the mans check was shortl"
Because I saw him give hts order. and know the
trick. We put up with II else lose los Of good
customers" Philadelphia Press.