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The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28
'Jos1AR."

never kin forget the day
That we went out a-walkin',
And sot down on the r1ver bank,
And kept on hours a-talkin';
He twisted up my apron string
An folded it together, =
An said he thought for harvest. time
Twas Gurus kind O. weather. >-~
The sun went down as we sot there;
Josiah seemed uneasy,
And mother she began to call:
''Loweezy! o Lo@eezy!"
An then Josiah spoke right up
As I was just = startin',
An said, ''Loweezy, what's the use
OF US two over partin'?"
1t kind O. took me by surprise,
An yet I knew twas coming;
I'd heard it all the summer long
In every wild bees hummin';
I'd studied out the way I'd act;
But law! couldn't do it;
I meant to hide my love from him,
But seems as if he knew it;
In looking down into my eyes
He must seen the fire;
An ever since that hour I've loved
An worshlpped my Josiar
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28
His "Dowdy" Wife.

One of the many romances associated
with the English peefage began in a
gambling debt. The Earl of Cadogan
had won large sum of money from
the Duke of Richmond, but offered to
cancel the debt, if the duke would con-
sent to the marriage of his son to the
earls daughter.
The offer was accepted. The Earl
of March, the son, was called home
from school and the young lady from
her nursery. When they arrived, a
clergyman was in attendance, and they
were told that they we're Immediately to
bacome man and wife.
"Surely, you are not going to marry
me to that dowdy" exclaimed the
boy, but the young lady uttered not a
word.
As soon as the ceremony was over,
post-chaise carried Lord March oft, with
his tutor, to make the tour of Europe,
while his young wife was sent back to the
nursery.
The groom spent some years abroad.
On his return to London, instead of
seeking his bride, he went to the opera.
While amusing himself with surveying
the company through his glass, he was
struck with the beauty of a. young
woman in one of the boxes. Turning
to d gentleman beside him, he asked
who she was.
"You must be stranger in London,
replied the gentleman, mot to know
the belle of the town, the beautiful
Lady march,"
The earl, agreeably surprised, went
to the box, announced himself, and
claimed as his bride the dowdy from
whom he had turned years before.
The strangely united couple lived 50
happily together that the wife died of a
broken heart within year Of the death
OF her husband.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

No one has ever been able to tell why
one side of a street should be better for
business purposes than the other side,
but it is fact, nevertheless. In New
York the west side of the streets run
ming north and south, and south eide of
the streets running east and west, seem
to be the fsvorites. ...-.-. = -. -.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

On the 18th inst. Rudolph W. Krey, Of Wa
coma, was fishing and using Albert Burandt's
boat without his authority. The latter order
cd him to come ashore, and the former not
9e e gE'fat SpS pfhasd h P the bssa ssa' aRS
rode ashore and Chaska doctor foiind &C.
we're fracture Of the skull. He advised trepan-
ming Immediately, but this was not done at that
time. The doctor was recalled upon the pa
tents becoming worse and performed the op-
Burapdt was arrested and brought before Jiis-.
Hce Millef Of Waconia, who bound him over in
$1,000 to appear before the grand jury Upon
the charge Of murder,
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28
HCousumptiou Cure''

would be q truthful name to give to DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" the most
ing the early development Of pulmonary dis
ease. But Consumption cure" would not
sufficiently indicate the scope of It's influence
and usefulness. In all the many diseases
which spring from arrangement Of the liver
and blood the "Discovery" is safe and sure
specific. Of all drugglsts
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

How often is the light of the household cloud
ed by signs of melancholy or irritability on the
part of the ladies. Yet they are not to be blamed,
for they are the result of all ailments peculiar
to that sex, which men know not of. But the
cause may be removed and joy restored by the
use Of DR.: Pierce's "Favorite Prescription,
which, az tonic and nervine for debilitated
women, is certain, safe and pleasant 1t is be-
yond all compare, the great healer Of women.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil in
the world manufactured from fresh, healthy
livers, upon the sea- shore. tits absolutely pure
and sweet: Patients who have once takeni
it superior to any of the other oils in market.
Made by CAswELL, HAZARD & Co., New York
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

No disease can show. such quick results as
Heart Disease; do not delay, DR.. Graves
Heart Regulator is specific. $1.00 per bottl5
at druggists. Free pamphlet of F. E. Ingalls,,
Cambridge, Mass
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

j0hh l. Sullivan and Jack Burke, the Eng
lish pugilist, have signed articles of agreement
for four round fight in Chicago on June Ii.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

Anew Orleans paperrefer editorially to the
wonderful restoration to health of Mr.. T..
Posey, druggist 225 Canal street, that city,
who some time ago was prostrated by an ex-
fering his wife applied St. Jacobs Oil, which
cured him promptly and entirely.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

Capt Mcclure Of Junction City, Kan, who
became violently insane in Washington while
seeking the appointment Of United States mar
shall for Kansas, Is now pronounced sane, and
has gone to Washington to prosecute his claims
for the place.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

An Extended Popularity. BRowN's BRoN-
CH1AL TRocHEs have been before the public
many years. For relieving Coughs and Throat
troubles they are superior to all other articles.
Sold only in boxes.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

One d. s. Strong, said to be one Of gang Of
forgers, got $1,000 from Chicago bank OF
forged letters Of credit
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

The Times scribe had an interview with
W. G. Parker, of Windfall, last week. Mr..
Parker held one-fifth ticket in the Louisiana
State Lottery, No. 59075, which drew
$4,000, one-ffth of the first capital prize Of
$75,000 E. Perry held a half interest in the
nsmed with thsr bGG
attorney, r. B. Beauchamp, went to New
Orleans to draw the money. When they
arrived there, they had no trouble at all in
procuring. the $4,000: They speak very
hghlg Of the company and say the people Of
reliable institution It is recommended by
the State Legislature, and that it's check is
good for a million dollars-Tipton, Ind,
Times, May Z.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

ssI Wish could find something that would
cure gals and prevent the hair coming in
white," is an expression frequently heard.
Veterinary Carbolisalve will always do it. Sold
by Druggists.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

G. W. Baker, Of the Bradford Vt) Paper
Manufacturing company, has failed, with liza
bilites nearly $4,000 and assets nominally
$4,000
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28
Rupture, Breach or Hernia

guaranteed! Pamphlet snd references, two
three cent stampsL Worlds Dispensary Medi-
cal Association, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

First Assistant Postmaster General Hay, it is
stated, has resigned
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters cure Sick Head
ache. All genuine bear the signature Of J. P.
Allen, Druggist, St Paul, MINI.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

New house. new furniture Only 81 . day W
house in Northwest with Elevator. b. .Ames OH
Prop. 205 Wash. Av., s.. MnneapoliA MINI.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28
inportaut,

Important.
Grand Union Hotel, opp. Grand Cent Depot, N.
Y. city, 600 elegant rooms, 81 day & upward.
Travellers arriving at this depot save So car
riage hire and baggage transfer, European plan.
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28
Rroseonta tho aKdndlarslll

IF when you call for Hop Bitters (see
green cluster of Hops on the white label
the druggist hands out any stuff called
G. D. Warmers German Hop B1tters Oh
with other "Hop" name, refuse it and
shun that druggist as you would aviper:
and if he has taken your money for the
stuff, indict him for the fraud, and sue
him for damages for the swindle, andwe
will reward you literally for the con-
viction.
II Have suneredr
With every disease imaginable for the
last three years. Our
Druggist, r. J. Anderson, recommend
ing
fused two bottles!
Am entirely cured and heartily recon-
mend Hop Bitters to every one.
j. D. Walker, Buckner, Mo.
Counterfe1ting Proves Superiority.
"Although counterfeiting is one of tho
greatest crimes against the business Of
any country, and in many cases
"Destructive of health and ife!"
"It proves beyond doubt the"
"Superiority"-
OF the article counterfeited;
As no inferior article is ever counter
feited.
Proof of this is found in the great
number in
"Australia, England, France,
"Germany, India, Belgium, Canada
and the U. S.
Of counterfeits of the great remedy,
"Hop Bitters,"
Whose name and merits are 80 well
known the world over that it is a
"Shining mark and favorite prey
"For Counterfeiters! !"
Beware of all that does not have
green cluster OF hops on the white label.
Prosecue the 9wiudersl!N
II when you call for Hop Bitters (see green
cluster of hops on the white labeD the druggist
hands out any stuff called c. D. Warmers Ger
man Hop Bitters Or with other "Hop" name.
refuse it and shun that druggist as you would
viper; and if he has taken your money for
the stuff, indict him for the fratd and sue him
for damages for the swindle, and we will re-
ward you literally for the conviction.
Learn Telegraph or Shorthand
and big wagss, Situations guar.n eed. Valentine
Rroo lilo
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28

learn Telegraph or Shorthand
and earn big wsges. Situations guaranteed, Valentine
Bros GAINESVILLE. Wiz,
The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-05-28
ARE YOU DISCOURAGED

Has your physician failed to arrest the die
ease from which you ar5 suffering? Arc
you losing faith in medicines, and growing
alarmed At your condition. If 20, take
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
A Sad Career.

The divorced wife of Bonanza mil
ionaire recently came to a mournful
death principally from taking chloral,
which unsettled her mind and demor-
allied her whole physical system. She
had been weakly and ailing and fell,
her need of something to drown haF
sorrows and brace her up. Had she
taken Browns Iron Bitters she would
have been invigorated SO that she could
have fought her sorrows off, and en-
joyed healthy life. This valuable medi-
cine cures general debility, tones the
nerves, strengthens the muscles and alds
digestion.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Browns Little Joke.

"Why Brown, how short your coat
is," said Jones one day to bis fciend
Brown, who wittily replied: "Yes, but
it will be long enough before get an
other" Some men spend so much for
medicines that neither heal nor help
them. that new clothes is with them like
angels visits--few and far between.
Internal fevers, weakness of the lungs,
shortness of breath and lingering
coughs. soon yield to the magic influ-
ence of that royal remedy, DIR. Il. v.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery"
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
The Conquest Of the Noors

By the spaniards, not only led TO the discoy-
II opened the way for It ettlemeut and de-
velopmcnt The result wing out OF .nis
conquest and discovery were manifold, chief
among which WAS the erection OF the Grand
Union Hotel opposite the Grand Central De
pot, New York city, whose owner, not content
with supplying the travelling public with more
than COO elegant rooms At 81 and upwards per
day coupled with the opportunity TO save sS
carriage hire and expense Of baggage transfer,
has crtercd the field OF authorship and COM
piled an elegantly illustrated treatise of the
above subject, which will be mailed to any ad-
dress upon the receipt Of two cent stamps.
Address "s," Grand Union Hotel, New York
City, N. Y.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Poetry or Nothing.
New York Times.

New York Times.
'.See here" said citizen of St. Louis
TO the proprietor of a bookstore, you'll
have to take the book back. / asked
you to give me volume of poetry to
put on the parlor table, but every
burned word in the book is straight
prose"
why, man alive, that was written by
Shakespeare"
81 don't care who writ 1t, it's prose.
I've read it all through. For instance,
here's specimen:
.'How slyer-sweet sound lovers tongues by
night,
Like softest music to attending ears.
DO you call that poetry. rhymin' ears
with nightp You can take ii back.
don't want it,"
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
$500 Reward.

The former proprietor of DIR. Sage S
Catarrh Remedy. for years made a
standing. public cfIer in all American
newspapers Of $500 reward for n case of
catarrh that he could not cure The
present proprietors have renewed this
offer. All the druggists sell this remedy.
together with the .'Douche, and all
other appliances advised to be used in
connection with II. No catarrh patient
is longer able TO say ~ cannot bc cur
ed" You get $500 in case Of failure.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

Sn1 - SnuTsA Il - OB8hs
VIII open the ball this week with the follow
ing SPECIAL DRIVES:
Double width Cashmeres, sc.
White Lawns, IN yards wide, 10c.
Biggest drive OF the season In Book Fold
Scotch Ginghsm ms, 12c.
AlLL,uen Napkins, 55c dozen.
Red Table Damask, %0c yard.
Auction Bargains In Towels, Table Spreads
anu Damasks.
Fine Pearl shirt Buttons, &c dozen.
Yelling, 25c yard, worth &0c.
Drces Satteens, new styles, 2Oc.
Millinery by the carload
Steel Ornaments, 40c, worth eL&.
Frames, 1bc, two for 25c-
Hats At half price and less.
Feathers aud Flowers, Cheap Store prices.
Trimmed Hats, WAY DOWN.
Beaded Crowns, bOc.
No. and Ribbons. Csc both.
Elastic Web, six yards for 25c.
ElegAnt Black silk Gloves, Soc.
Child's Handkerchief, &c.
More handkerchief than the whole state.
Dress Buttons, 2J<c dozen mp.
New line Black Jerseys.
More square deal Coroets. Il
Ono hundred solid cases Of bargains just re-
ceived.
NAH order department booming.
SHEDS CHEAP STORE,
All and 40 Curtis Street, Denver, Colorado.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Moehset

II itsls darling y spending. s,espiess nights,
sloxiy sfuily xs',ps =, q Ss,snaSs 1pop y.
tle Of DR.. BisHsrs' HusklebesTy Cordial, the
GREAT SOUTHRRN REMEDY, and 6nd
Whist many mothsrs have complete cure, -
II viii ali bowel afestioes in both old and
yoang. AL druggists st 70 esnts.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Come. Gentle Spring,

and bring malaria, dyspepsia, biliousness, tor
nidity OF liver and traiu Of kindred msladies-
Fortunately Kidney-Wort Is n baud. 1t may
be had OF the nearest druggist and wifi purt,
stimulate the liver md kianevs TO healthy ac
tion, remove ri poisonous hrmor, anf make
you feel Ike new man. As a Sprins medi.
cine, tonic and blood Purifier il has no equal.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Smoke Harvey 81 Parker's Red Star
An Old Field Weed.

The old field mullen has been n seeming
outcast for many years, now It has suddenly
attracted attention of the medical world who
recognize It to be the best lung medicine dis
covered, whcu made into tea and combined
with sweet gum, presents in Tsylor's Cherokee
Remedy OF sweet Gum and Mullen an effective
cure for Group, Whooping Cough, Colds and
Consumption. Druggists %: and 81.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

Structure OF the urethra IN
its worst forms, speedily cured by our
new and improved methods. Pamnhlet
references and terms. two three-cent
stamps. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, G6S Main Street, Buffalo,
NY
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

Tho now ten.cent stamp to insure the
immediate delivery Of an urgent letter
is all very we'll In theory, but every
married woman knows that It won't
work fer cent in practice unless her
husbands oveiooat pockets arc all
nawAd up
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

'.Are you denying yourself anything
during Lent?" asked the rector of one
OF his pnrishioncrs. 30, yes" replied
the gentleman PROMPTLY: "that is,
have denied my wife several things, and
you know when ycu married us you
made us one"
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

NOTICE: In another column will be found
an article in which all whether they will or
no) are interested. Ncglcctipg TO read II may
prove very serious As we'll ss ar expensive
Affair We refer to the advertisement OF Prick
ly Ash Bitters. A knowledge Of It's merits and
the benedt you or your family may derive from
using II will save not only health but many
dollars otherwise expended In Doctors bills. F"
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

eE- Get shc lBest Dyes. The Diamond
Dyes for family use have no equals. All popu-
lar colors easily dyed fast and beautiful Only
10c. package ut druggists. Wells, Richardson
4 Co., Burlington, VI. Sample Card, 30
colors, and book OF directions for &c. stamp.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Twenty-Five Per Cent. Stronger than any
Other Butter Color.
BURLINGTON, VI, Nav ID,

BURLINGTON, VI, May ID, 1850.
= ! hereby certify that have examined the
Butter Color prepared by Wells, Richardson n
Co., and thst the same IS free from alkali or
any other substance Injurious to health; that
] have compared II with some OF the best OF
the other Butter Colors In the marke: and find
II to be more than TWENTY-FIVE per cent. strong
er IN color than the best Of the others.
am satisfied that II Is not liable TO become
rancid, or in any way TO ipjure the butter.
have examined II after two months free ex-
posurc to the air in place liable to large
changes Of temperature, aud found no trace OF
rancidity, while other kinds similarly exposed
became rancid. A. II. SABlN,
Prof. Chemistry, University of Vermont.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

1t claimed that you can tell when
It is noon time by looking at a cats
Dyes. We can't SEQ what n cats size
has to do with poon time upless you
Aro thinking of having rabbit for din
nor
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

The prediction of Old Probabilities
have been rather foggy for some time
past, but there is probability that there
will be less of a Hazen the Weather
Bureau in a short time.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

"What One Girl Did, is the title Of a
new story. She doubtless did the same
as all other girls do-jumped up on a
table and frightened poor mouse to
death.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
The mills OF justice grind slow, but
they grind out many fino.

The Distribution Cigar store IN Denver Of
fers TO donate %, 900 70 any charitable ipEtitu-
ton In Colorado, II any Of the advertised
nickel brands can compare with the 3. N. 8.
i've cent cigars In quality or value.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

The Trinidad Advertiser thinks that
the Spanish word '.rodeo" is as express
sive and more convenient than ''round-
up" and ought to be generally adopted.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

A negro babe was born IN Sumptcr
county. Ga, which weighed only twen-
ytwo ounces. It's funny how any
thing SO dark can be so light.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

mo smoking aloud" is the sign in
a Texas restaurant. The proprietor
don't mind the smoke. but is sensitive
to the sizzle of the saliva as it strikes
the stove.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

A Brooklyn seamstress carelessly
left needle in the back of a young
lady customers dress, and now par
iicular friend of the family has his
hand done up in arnica.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

The most encouraging news comes
from all parts of the range country.
Grass is sp.inging finely and cattle are
fine and stout.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Smoke H.rvey-a Parker. "surro' Cigar.

WV. HANSON, Osbkosh, Wis, who was for
seven years so afflicted with piles that he was
unable to attend to business, is entirely cured
by the use OF Coles Carbolisalve. Price 25 and
80 cents, at Drugglsta.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

..Buchu r,tba- Great Kidley and Urinary Cure
Rough on Cousns' Troches. i5c. Liquid. &c.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

Oscar Wilde now advocates tho abo-
lition of the coat and vest. We sug-
gest that Oscar be locked up in his
room before he gets any further.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

An Extended dPOPularity.BR .BRowN S
BRONCHIAL TRocHEs bave been before the
public many years. For relieving Coughs and
Throat troubles they are superior to all other
articles- Sold only ~ bo1es.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

What is loveP" asks correspond
ert. Love my friend. is thinking that
you and tho girl can bo an eternal pic
mic to each other.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

A OARD.-ro aH vn :. are sunerine from error.
asf.y o;s q IN 'sHs ri: sse,Ie that
edy was discovered By missionary In South Amer
lea send SELF addressed envelope to RIv. JosxrH
I. INMAH 6satSoA D. EtW H0rk
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

wells Health Renewcr' for Dy,peps.a. Debility
Rough on Tootbache." Instant relief. i.c.
Rough on Itch. cures humors, ei Lp'ions. ring
worm. tcttor. salt rheum frosted feet chliblAins.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

wells Hcsl.a Renew-r.- 10 Deica,e women.
..ougn on Pain" Porosed Pis,ter. i5c- Liquid soe.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

By-words are not polite unless they
are good-by words.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

'wcrs' Health Rca,vcr for weax men.
Rough on Corls" hard soft corat, punioas. iso.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

Smoke Harvey & P.rker's "Burro" Cigars.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

Send us your address
and receive free 'Joelin's
Illustrated Mirror" FASH
ion Catalogues etc. Bend
for Samples and prices.
J. jar JosLrN,
Denver, Col.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Double Sewed Clothing

Is what We give the public Tor their money.
We try to fvoid the cheat that is Dracticed, by
selling maSe OF goods thai we know is sewed
as well 1: no, better than c,stom work. It
costs no moe Juan poor truck That IL so gener-
ally sold People a'e led TO think that there is
NO good c'o.ning II Dependent upon ready-made
goods OF the ordinary make. Winter goods re-
Just Deing received; all the same make.
R0llinS r B01d. 388 Iarimer St, Denver,
Delta chief., 1885-04-29

''Roash on Rs,.- clears ou. R.u. Nice. ise.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
NeII's Map of Colorado.

The best. Mailed to any address on receipt
of $l.Q6. STONE q Co. Denver Colorado.
Delta chief., 1885-04-29
Dy0oods
M Al 4.
OR
Express.
SHEDS CHEAP STORE

Smoke Harvey 4 Parker's Pa,oose Clgs
The Russellville Democrat. [volume] (Russellville, Ark.) 1875-1898, 1885-09-24

Clover and grass when sown in
autumn gets better start than in
the spring. One of the reasons for
this is, that there is less trouble
from weeds and wild grasses, than
when sown in the spring when the
weed seeds are ready to germanate,
and grow most rapidly. In prepar,
ing for clover or grass sowing, it
should be borne IN mind that the
soil must first be thoroughly prcpar-
ed by blowing and narrowing until
quite mellow. In this region grass
or clover seed may be sown as late
as the 10th of October. This is
matter that should not be overlooked
by our farmers the present autumn.
What we most need in the South is
an abundance of forage, as by this
means we are enabled to provide for
our stock and work animals, and
meantime accumulate more manure,
so essential in farm economy.
The Russellville Democrat. [volume] (Russellville, Ark.) 1875-1898, 1885-09-24
BETTER THAN QUININE.
Dr Duueau's Chill Tonic Is III

best chill cure known. 1t is much bet
ter than quinine or any other chill ton
ic now on the market, because it is n
fine blood tonic combined with the
most powerful antiperiodics, or chill
cure known. IL is combined with Iron
which tones and builds up the blood
and the whole system, while IL breaks
up the chill. Hence the chills do not
return, because the system is much
stouter and healthier thanwh hen broken
with quinine. Use it in all forms of
malarial fever as yon would quinine.
Price, 70 cents. For sale by j. w.
Wells. If.
A baby comes to US on angels
wings, hut it bangs the wings up in
dark closet when its feet have
touched the earth.