The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-10-29
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-CcurssLlp liks champAens lossss IL
~ u hsps loo loag after the pop.
To sbs pure al things are parcel
csia ciiy mllk ard chesp groceries.
--wher 10 . woman Like the United
sssie.f whsn abe has new jersey.
"A nsn siil peysr uach The top Of The
ladder IL Ls carries brici 10 his hat
The msa who wen, 10 The country for
'resi sna chang" says The walters go,
most 81 bis change aud the lapdlord The
rest
The cauen. says human beiogs love
ceremony. Cer,sinly they do. the kind
that takes sso young people ssd preach.
LIS many years ago aimee the poet
srose that beauty draws us With single
hair" II generally tales forty dse dol
LAT switch 10 do II no~.
--Qa.ek So yoa prefer my medicines
10 lboss u Dr Piiisbar,y - Mira Malli-
gan Och. injsde, dccibsr. dear. ye're
desi bitter THAI tbs other old 'unbng.
.--Sc,sptis,s ssy the. oil the water 90
the earth gill dry up in 0.000. 600 years.
Mn.i ofonr nlkmen will be able TO &C.
eamals.s . fortune during the interval.
An exchange SAYS that folded news
psper placed uader the coat ia the small
Of the bach IL On excellent substitute for
IN overcast Nov is the time 10 sub
serbs.
An OHIO paper, speaking Of . SEN
storisl candidate. says II has nothing
against him personally, "but he is no
more fit for asenstor than hog is 10 teach
school
--Sammer boarder 10 an editor. mean
ing 70 compliment him; II have enjoyed |
your pspsr 20 much. in the country. this
summer, Mr.. b. hare been short OF
reading matter"
What do always put D. @. after
Warrington fort" asked Mrs. Quilp Of Mr.
Y. "Wby. my dear. don't you know that
Washington was the Daddy Of his coun-
tryf" said Quilp.
"A Vermont man Who went out doors
tho other evening and whistled for his
dog brought bear. He let the bear have
I'll the out doors Most as wonderful
climate as California.
--IAndlsdy-I wish 10 say that there
will be dessert today for everybody.
Those who have paid their board will get
pudding for dessert. Those who have
not will desert the table.
kiss the baby while you can. ad-
poet. We can kiss her just as
veil fifteen or twenty years from now--if
she's that kind OF baby. cautiously re-
marks the Buffalo Express.
1T is sad, long, cold day when some
county seat in Dakota isn't changed 70 &C.
some lawyer or Spectator.
They will do almost anything for man
nut there il he bits EN- right.
An old bachelor. who particularly hates
literary women. asked an anthoress II she
sould throw any light on kissing. II
could" said she. looking arcbly at him;
'bu, ] think liz better 10 the dark"
CLARA Tin carnage with horse running
NAY do you think you can stop him
~itb one hand, George'" George with
ee,h seil Il don't think can stop him.
,nt can keep him Ia the road" Clara
with perfect conadence1 avery we'll.
~ IL for another mile, and then il he
locsn't stop use both hands"
= II lis reported that an Illinois editor. q
bachelor. received q complimentary ticket
o the coaniy fair. good for himself and
rita Bcios man OF close aud econom-
eel turn OF mind. he Immediately got
married ia order 10 avail himself OF the
oil benefit OF the invitation.
Jones dust returned from three years
our sbfoad) Il Just met Robinson. How
ale aud thin be looks. When ! went
broad be Was the picture OF health. Was
'e crossed in love7 Did the girl to whom
'e wss engaged jilt hin' Brown--No.
Inc married him.
twill you please give sick man
60 cent? to buy some medicine wiihY"
shiasJ tramp GU the station platform.
Sick, are you, What's the matter7'
Been ,leepia' in barus, su' have bad
ase oi hay lever"
ynuf studies are costing me great
'e@i, .all father TO bi, sou. AZ be reach
! % his pocket Tor money to buy more
ses,ks Silh. II AMOS IL. father. replied
ba son, ~isb some emotion. - he pocket.
d leu dollar bill, aud don't ssudy
cry hard. either
--hisni 10 the suids. VI political can
'.ign intellectual Boston is tr, ing 10 fnd
at whether an air ,igh, boz. filled with
ir aud containing . goose, will weigh ~
iuch ~heu the gooso - flying A. il will
'ben The gooss stands 90 the Aoor Of Tho
'ox.
"A young gentleman Of : years Who
81 sIsesdy Ave brothers. was told cse
sy last seek thai be hal sister. Al The
e~s seemed 70. affect him rather badly.
% sas fnslly prevailed upon 10 tell what
he trouble vas Sobbing. be told bis
sosher tha, he waited oil brothers. ~ be
'ss 10 hopes Of haviag base ball nine.
Two little daughters Of prominent
su,leinan IN this town ~as discussing tie
sbssruce subject Of ghosts one
icy receatiy when their father ssked one
them ~ha. they we're. why. don't
cu know. papa. she answered, - ghost
! noihina With sheet Wrapped around