New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-29
SUMMER AND FALL

Now the Fall leaves whirl about,
This makes sad the chronic hummer
And lie asks his friends 10 shout
Once indeed he lived in clover,
This, fear. ia now all oyer
In his day he made no honey,
In the Summer spent his money.
Now in rags he goes around.
Wen be- bound,
Looking vanly In the Autumn
For the drinks that can't be found
-[Boston Budget.
1.-THE Presbyterian Hospital will be open to all corners
irrespective OF their ecclesiastical antes," was the
suggestive manner in which Brooklyn preacher gave
one OF his announcements a recent Sunday.
And did you see Mr.. b. Z" asked Mrs. Fogg. Yes"
replied FogE aud lie treated me IN the most cordial
MANNER airs sSoeo yn coriia mr. Fo%c vaiIdUi
be 90 good -natured. - Boston Transcript.
Tue town OF warwick. r. l.. has lost It's head over
a mild case OF varolOd. young man being takep sick
with that dseass tho Town Council held special
session. quaranned the house where the patient lived
for two weeks after no had recovered and only pre-
vented by force from hanging out a smallpox flag
Then the Health Ohcer Of the town came around and
tried 10 get vaccine matter vaccinae the rest OF the
town with The authorities admitted that the case
was mild OF varoloid but were not to be cheated
on, OF sensation persisted in treating 1t as they
had genuine case OF smallpox on their hands
oRNAMENTAL, But NOT USEFUL
"sho was phantom OF delight"
Imet her NJ Il bail one night,
Wondered what her rather spent
To make her such an ornament
Isaid she comes too high for me,
Ny purse would not with her agree,
III dance with hor aud gayly chat,
But I'll not marry her that's Hat.
My income would not buy the lace
That decks her hgure with such grace,
I'll wed ME then some palmer girl
That can buckwheat turner TWILL .
Boston Budget.
The Cortland standard has been enlarged from four
% "A eight (5D COlumQs)
paper aud treated itself TO new press. new folder
now type etc Such things tho outward and visible
emblems assured prosperity IT Is conducted with
ability aud discretion and takes front rank among the
weekies OF tho state.
A Missouri contemporary thanks friend for sending
basket superb grapes sweet ~ the honey OF Lydia
and dusKy IA cneek Of daughter OF the Upper Nile
Type seems to DO cheap In Missouri = Burlington Free
Press.
Democratic voters VIII be small and few to the Hill
this year
Incy Did YOU ever study English literature TO any eS
tentr " on, mercy. yes we had a0gg for breakfast
for dinner Lamb Tor tea ana Lover III the eve
ming "-lElGn Every saturday.
The esteemed contemporaries OF The Boston Herald
accuse It OF having said that the costume In which Jeler
son WAS CAPTURED would stick MIN like tho shirt OF
Nemess And they rehearse for IL the story OF Nessus
aud His Shirt with ess detail according what
encyclopaedia they bono " from.
The Lawrence school DOl WHO NeuJ HOMO ueISHteu
with the idea OF the military drill To be introduced into
that institution remarked pity ingly 10 his sister, tell
lou, it pays TO be II boy" Waterbury American.
The Young Ohurchnan is responsible for the statement
that certain religious paper In this country printed two
editions OF issue in which notice OF General Grants
death appeared for the North and tho other for tho
South. In its Southern edition It compared Grant to
wellington. Leland others; while IN its Northern edition
IL ttuted Napoleon for the OF Lee Tho editor
OF that paper will loso subscriber II he
help It,
our thanks are due clever friend Bob Oliver for
handsome treat in the way punches Bob knows
Just how tempt local option nature. Many thanks
good friend; well swap pufs for punches every day In
the week. Wichita Falls (rex) Herald.