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The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Comforts and general house-furnishng
goods sold on easy weekly or monthly pay
ments at John Smiths Installmcnt House,
Alb New Jersey avenue northwest.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

As usual Wilmington, at 1921 Pennsyl
vania avenue, has the finest display Of
Christmas cards.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

''SEE, MAMMAr exclaimed little girl as
she looked out of the window during a
snow storm, "see the popped rain coming
town. IIarper's Bazaar.
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AT the Antiquarian stores one expects
10 find old styles or old goods more or
less out of date at reduced prices.
We are not Antiquarians. If you
want old goods our store is not the
place TO come, as we don't buy "job
lots"
Our stock of Clothing is always
fresh, We add the new styles as fast
as they come out. The patterns from
which our goods are made are under
going constant changes to keep pace
with the demands of the most critical
and best trade.
By this means our goods are always
pioneers in fashion.
AS TO prices, all you have to do is to
get figures of other dealers and then
come and see us.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

For fine watches, diamonds, iewelry and
silverware, at low prices, go to j. Harris,
GO Pennsylvania avenue
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18
If Anything

win move clothing the prices we put on
them certainly will. Eiseman Bros, 9TH Il Il.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

All physicians in Washington indorse the
Bailey Truss Price 50, at 1926 NJ street
Ladies should consult Mrs. Bailey at her
residence, HOS Eighteenth street.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18
The Holidays Are Coming.

We must prepare for wines, liquors,
eordlals, etc. The attention is called TO Mr..
Chr. Xander, the largest wholesale dealer
and importer, No. 900 Seventh street north
west
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

THE German Cologne sold at the Portland
Drug Store at 75c. and $l.25 a bottle is the
best article ever offered TO the public.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

JusT RECEIVED from Paris fine assort-
ment Of French mantel clocks and bronzes,
at j. Karr's, 500 Pennsylvania avenue.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

AS usual Wilmington, at 1921 Pennsyl-
vania avenue, has the finest display of
Christmas cards.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

ALL fancy goods at greatly reduced
prices this week at Whitaker's, 1l05 Pa. ave-
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

DoN'T forget when down town to visit
the AIT Parlor OF Whitaker's, ll05 Pa. ave-
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

WALNUT Extension Tables, 50; lounges,
s.; marble-top tables, $3.50.
WIN. II. DUNN, 81 9TH It. II. W.
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DoN'T forget the opportunity afforded nv
Whitaker, 1l05 Pa. ave-, to buy any and all
hlnkS M cost.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

CALL this week for special bargains in
books at cost at Whitakers, 1l05 Pa ave.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Engravings. Etchings, Paintings,
Photos and artotypes at VeerhofT's, All and
9l6 9TH street
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Between 3 and O'Clock yesterday morning
there was violent ringing of the door-bcll of
the residence of Mr.. j. NJ. Richards, G31 ID
street Mr.. Richards Is foreman of the com
posing rooms of the Post, and when his wife
answered the summons she was told by n
strange man that her husband was dead at
the Office. She screamed and brought a
boarder to her assistance, and they visited the
conn osing rooms and found Mr.. Richards In
coed health and Just preparing to 90 home af
ter finishing his nights work, Mrs. Richards
was Frustrated by nervousness and was after
ward taken with commissions
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

FURNITURE Holiday Presents. Open I'M
til p. III. VIM. II. Dunn, 81 9TH st. II. ".
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

For bargains in clothing, at Eiseman Bro. s
cor. 9TH and T..
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18
Furniture, Carpets. Blankets.

LoTTA is as charmingas a rose as a japanese
princess mile. Nitouche."
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18
ADJUSTMENTS.

AIBArGu's- Maggie Mitchell
NArioNAt-Thalia opera Company.
Fupu's- Estello clayton.
HEnZoG's Pirates of Pcnz1nCc.'
TnEArRu CuMiQuE Variety,
DIME MUsEuN-"TwOW Wanderers
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

ToCTHAcHE, headache and every other
ache ale cured by st. jacobs Oil. Price 80
cents,
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18
ALBUMS at yeerhofT's, All & 0lo 9TH st.

$3.50 WILL BUY a rattan rocker; easel,
$3.50. VIM IL. DUNN, 81 It'll st. n. W.
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WASHINGTON CRITIC
nr1rnER INDICITIONs.

For the Middle Atlantic states fair
weather, winds generally shifting to south
and west, nearly stationary temperature.
For Saturday local rains or light SHOWS,
followed by slightly warmer fair weather.
are indicated for New England; generally
fair weather is indicated for the southern
and Middle Atlantic States.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

PLEASANT to the taste and surprisingly
quick in relieving coughs and colds 1t is not
It all strange that DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup
ALWAYS succeeds,
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

THE books Of all kinds are selling rapidly
at cost at Whitaker's, 1l05 Pa ave
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

I.P. Libby. $40 Ninth street.
will give all his old customers special
figures in watches and diamonds.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

DRY GOODS.
Some say It is folly, but we think It wise,
To soil on stock at the price advertised.
We mention no profit, although 1t is lost
We arc still making money II we realize cost.
Now We viii Tell You How We Can
FAKE Money by Realizing Cost,

a. UNIV hiVhOJ W ltVulhll5 SVbti
Tho Oppression in trade has been wonderful
everywhere We have bought more goods
than usual this fall, anticipating good trade,
as that was the universal cry at the outset Of
the season, but those that prophesiod in this
case must have been boon companions of Pro
iCssOr Virgins and made terrible failure
our stock Is very large, and, In fact, too large
for this season Of the year. About three weeks
ago the Excelsior Suit and Cloak Company Of
New YORK offered us lot of $50 coats of all
Kinds In medium goods, the balance they had
on hand of this seasons production, at very
low figure. We, thinking there was some big
money IN them for us, bought them and sold
u quantity, but we still have some OF the
cream left and we Just came to the conclu.
sion that now was ithc best opportunity to-
sell thCm and If we can dispose of them at
cost and realize the cash and make our dis.
count we are still making money. We have
divided every lot and numbered them from
I to Is with new tickets, and each garment
marked according to this list:
Lot 1-t3 Dolmans, assorted sizes and color3,
sold mt 81 5O now $500.
Lots Union Cashmere Nowmarkots, sold
Lot ali Atwood Jersey Coats, large sizes
among them, sold at $3.50; now $500.
Lot i--19 Light Cloth Walking Coats, astra-
chan trimmed, sold at $3.50; now $500
Lot b. assorted Short Coats, mixed lot.
sold at 1885, now $3.50.
Lot Go Russian Circulars, full astrachan
trimmed sOlu al SS.Wl; now S1,VO,
Lot T-GRhadamc Satin Circulars, 81, 80 and
IS, sold at S12.ij; now $500.
Lot SIS Black Beaver Coats satin and fur
trimmed all sizes, sold at $3.50; now $3.50.
Lot e-3 Jersey Newmarkcts, sold ut SG.75;
now $500
Lot tics Plain Newmarkets, made of Berlin
twill, sold at 5000; now 1921.
D Lot III Black Brocade Plush Visites,
trimmed In fur, feather and chenille, sold at
Sl3.iO; now So.
Lot 12-2 Very Fine Seal Plush Yisltes, moth.
ing finer in the market, sold at S35; now
$3.50.
Lot i3-1i Chldren's Coats, plush pockets
and cuffs, sold at $500; now S1.G0
Lot HIS Childrcn's Ilavolocks, assorted
lots, sold ut $3.50; now SEP.
Lot l5-.2l Childrens Imported Coats, G to 1!
years. sold nj 81; now S30D.
Lot 1910 Children's Coats, sizes from TO
4, made of fine cloth, sold at $780, now 81. 40.
Lot lT--5 Misses lIaveocks, sizes II to 10
years, sold at $3.50; now S2.70.
Lot 1870 Misses lIavelocks, very neatly
made and perfect fitting, sold ut $3.50; now
$3.50. This lot are all large sizes.
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PICTURES at vecrhofr's, All & OlO eth st
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Norfolk Overcoats for
the little ones have entirely
superseded the ulsters.
These, with their handsome
plaits, cunningly conceal un.
suspected pockets, intended
only for the little folk, from
3 TO z years old, and sell
from So TO $40.
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. | N T E: r
| DYL-.

"The north wind doth blow,
And we shall all have snow,
And what will the robin do then, poor thing?
He'll sit In the barn
To keep himself warm,
And hide his head under his wing, poor thing"
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18
a Handsome Christmas GIFT

rrnuorr's Picture stores, All Il GIG It'll st.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

WONDERS for Xmas at j. Jay Gould's.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Plaid Overcoats for the
boys are very stylish. Ours
are made of handsome COM
binations of colors, some of
them real tartan plaids.
Nothing could be in better
taste for boys wear than
these. AS they are mostly
made of fine goods, the
prices range from $40 to SO,
quite low, considering the
quality.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Call mt NcerhOn7s Before You Buy
Xmas presents All and GIG 9TH street.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

In looking over our Overcoat stock
this week we find the three.fifty sort
are rapidly declining. You cannot OK
pect much at this price, and yet we
would like you TO compare them with
some that we have seen bought for five
dollars.
Cape Cvercoats, we
think, have broad future
before them, consequently
our Holiday provision has
been large, and our prices
moderate, from SIS upward.
Newmarkets still sell
well for boys of all ages, as
well as to young men. We
run them in our Boys De
partment from 6-year-o
ones up to those suitable in
size for young men. In this
way we cheaper the larger
sizes by striking an average
Norfolk Overcoats for
the little ones have entirely
superseded the ulsters.
These, with their handsome
plaits, cunningly conceal un.
suspected pockets, intended
only for the little folk, from
TO Z years old, and sell
from So TO $40.
Pea Jackets are intended
as alternatives. A boy who
has one of these cares not
for an overcoat. They are
mostly made of thick and
warm material, like chin
chilla, and are warmly lined
with cashmere.
On Rainy Days boy
will want Rubber Coat if
he goes to school. We have
lots of these, both heavy and
light ones, and what is to
the point, good ones.
Fine Overcoats for the
rising generation we have
in abundant supply, but
Christmas will find our house
well cleaned out. Some
of these are beautifully
trimmed with all sorts of
fur limitations, which look
as well and wear better than
the original.
Plaid Overcoats for the
boys are very stylish. Ours
are made of handsome COM
binations of colors, some of
them real tartan plaids.
Nothing could be in better
taste for boys wear than
these. As they are mostly
made of fine goods, the
prices range from $40 to $40,
| quite low, considering the
quality.
AS Christmas ap-
proaches the boys grow anX-
ious TO know what is in
store for them. We are
ready and anxious to fill
their reasonable desires by
Offering you the largest, best
and cheapest stock of Boys
Oyercoats in d. c. We know
the boys are willing
IdJieau: We show the
boys a Christmas window
this week, forctaste, as il
were, of scene in many a
household. Central win.
dow, Seventh street side.
Location is principally
on Seventh street, the great
thoroughfare of the town,
and facing also on G street,
alias Market Space, Fol
lowing the advice of Ben.
Franklin, we have cheap
ened ground rent by build
ing upward, and any part of
our spacious edifce is soon
reached by our store wagon,
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18
FINANCIAL.

New York stock Market.
The following have been furnished by j.
Vance Lewis, broker, southwest corner Eighth
and II Streets:
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Pocket Books
at Chapman's, 915 Pennsylvania avenue.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Newmarkets still sell
well for boys of all ages, as
well as to young men. We
run them in our Boys De
partment from 6-year-old
ones up to those suitable in
size for young men. In this
way we cheaper the larger
sizes by striking an average.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

On Rainy Days a boy
will want a Rubber Coat if
he goes to school. We have
lots of these, both heavy and
light ones, and what is to
the point, good ones.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Cape Cvercoats, we
think, have a broad future
before them, consequently
our Holiday provision has
been large, and our prices
moderate, from SIS upward.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Fine Overcoats for the
rising generation we have
in abundant supply, but
Christmas will find our house
well cleaned out, Some
of these are beautifully
trimmed with all sorts of
fur limitations, which look
as well and wear better than
the original.
The Washington critic. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1885-1888, 1885-12-18

Pea Jackets are intended
as alternatives. A boy who
has one of these cares not
for an overcoat. They are
mostly made of thick and
warm material, like chin.
chilla, and are warmly lined
with cashmere.
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OIL.

b. X. Plain g. Co., st. Cloud building, fur.
nshes the following oil quotations: Closed
Yesterday, 0C39. opened to-day 0OyS; highest,
9C9S; lowest, 90; 2:15 0OjS.
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Location is principally
on Seventh street, the great
thoroughfare Of the town,
and facing also on G street,
alias Market Space, Fol
lowing the advice of Ben.
Franklin, we have cheap
ened ground rent by build
ing upward, and any part of
our spacious editice is soon
reached by our store wagon,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-06
PERSONAL AND LITERARY.


\ library Ion women, Just estab.
h,hc1 a. Calcutta. L. an encouraging
'igu OF the times In ludia.
Ouc of ,hc four living descendants
oI oliver Cromwell Is now the wife OF
Goncrl HaruvN, OF 81 Louis.
-'Auerica' was wr.ttcn hy Rev.
Samuel lrAnci, Smith i'm 1882. and was
hrt sung i'm ro,ton ou the Fourth ot
july OF that year ~ IGr0phiC.
The author Of "Do They Miss Mo
%; Homo is Mrs. Caroline Ma on. OF
Fi'ch'urg, Mass She is siNty-one years
old. and wrote the sony foity years ago
-Bcs'oG J0OR0i
Jean lngclow is turning gray in the
primo OF lfa. Her Londoa home.
whore she lives with hcr two brothers.
i- nlway' fun OF Hover. She dcvotcs
much umc and money 10 charity.
~ y. Stauow, the Boston patcut
lowNcr cyg0gcd hy the Bell party i'm the
lat telephone litigation, gets 500. 600 IA
ht' i"'. II'f of II wa, contingent on
h $ winning the suit BOSTON Hcrdid
"lrcucus,' of the New York Ob-
NcrrCr, says in a recent postscript 10 one
OF MS lcttcrs to that paper Tho grand
children of those who read the FIRST of
these lcttors are now reading the last OF
them.
1t was Rev. \. NJ Toplady. cler-
gymau OF the English Church, who
wrote the Rock OF Ages" and pub
lishc that hymn in the year I576. In
attrlblting the authorship OF the HYMN
to young woman now living I'm Maine
some one has blundcrcd
Judge Tomgcc tc,tGcs in court
that hc has been financially ruined by
his magazine venture. the Continent
lie says ho has given all the revenues
of his new book to his creditors. and is
willing to mortgage his brain-work for
year If the remaining creditors will
accept that compromise. " y TTib-
US,
M. ). r., of Pnwuckct, II. l..
writes TO the current relative to- the dis
CA sion regarding the necessity of n
new pronom: "lia, any one proposed
the contrIctions his'cr and Mni'cr (it
on k,r and him or hcr)? How would
that do? 1t sounds almost familiar al
ready Let every person decide in
bis'er own mind what Is right. and then
let h'm'cr abide the issue. y" COY,nL
Ben: Pcrlcy Poorc. who alway.
writes Il colon O. after the Ben in hi,
name, defends It's use ON the ground
that Wa hington and Jefferson in
variobly used the colon after an alb
brcHiation of Christian name, thus
Geo: Washington, Ihos Jefferson. I'm
fact. use OF the colon Is one of the
good old custom, which Mr. Poorc.
himself II rare old-timcr, rcligiously
cling, TO. - Micdgo Hcraid
Mr.. Robert j. Burdette has severed
lis connection with the Burlington
H"tokcyc and taken up a permanent
residence at Ardmorc, Pa. He says
There is no quarrel; we still speak ~
We pass by; but have decided to mako
my homo i'm Montgomery County the
H"Vtcye can't come down here 10 DEE
edited, and ! won't 70 30 Burlington 60
edit n; hence, after twcnty-onc years oi
harmonious union, we separate AMIGA
bly, aud | go out pgaceably.
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HUMOROUS.

- His master. Did you take those
boots Of mine TO bc sOlcd, LarryP' Irish
Valet: II did, sor; and see the thrillo
the hlag yard gave me. form Said
they were purity nigh wore throughI -
FuHch
" Pa. said an editors son who was
studying natural scicnce, "tcachcr say.
YOU can fiji up space. Now, cant
your No, my son, ! think not; va
been trying for twenty years, and
haven't filed it up yet '--Pcck's $ sun.
Alarmed Friend What do YOU
mean by taking passage in vessel com.
nandcd by such an officer as Captain
> ?' Jones" Why, everybody
says he is perfectly reckless and ] don't
want To- b. wrecked 49, Detroit FREQ
Press.
"A Western editor who was liltlo
short Of type and also rather law, made
an item in which hc spoke Of new ar.
rival no the hotel as Mrs Rawly the
ing young widow from Plattville, and
her brother Colonel buck. ''-B Buriiag.
ton Free Press
We do love poetry, and especially
when it convey 20 us such % startling
truth as was recently given TO the world
I' Ib'H b'ElUNlUks ~ bNthNfa-
crccps o cr us as night comes ON A
truth like that, even though crushed 10
earth, would bob up serencly ever and
anon OH City Dcyrict
Boston school-class I'm history:
Teacher "Johnnic, what was the most
notable ship that ever landed ON the
New England col-t?'' Tho May
Hover SIR Right, my bright little
man. Now. Willie, what noble idea
was brought over Ion the Maynower?'
"Pork and beans, sir Boston Times
did You ever try 10 train a miss?"
asked the pedagoguc of Farmer Fur.
row. with yicw of parpctrating a pre-
historic pun Nope. said the
willy granger with twinkle i'm his eve.
"but I've missed train without try
ing. IT. was not until the farmer Of
icrcd 20 swap almanacs that the teach
er saw bis chestnut was % withercd
one A. y JoWnai
During the rage for spelling bces
Clergyman was turned down at q
fashionable a-semblagc for spelling
drunkenness with one "n' Shortly
afterwards he returned to his parish
and found himself very coldly received
hy his pari -Eioncrs lie sent for the
parish clerk. and asked him what was
Che cause. "Wcll. sir. replied the
man. "a report has come down here
that you were turned out OF "a great
lady house IN London Tor drunken
ness. LOud0u 1UbUs
Thu muses. e rural CORES pondent.
"Whcn thc frost is ON the pumpkin and
the fodder in the shock. and YOU heE
thc ky0uck and Qobble OF the struttu
turkey cock, end thc clarkin' of the
guinoas and the ciuck.u' OF the hens. and
Tine roosler's hallylooycr rs he tptoes
on The fence. oh them the time O frl-
Ter is fc ling ot his b so. with tlc r.sin'
sun tO greet him iom night OF gra,
c.0Us rost as he leaves the house bare
headed and goes ost 90 feed the took.
when tbC frost is ON thc pumpkin aud
tlo fodder in the shock '' cole CuR
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-06

bcsldes the above-namcd trains there ts
Way Train with "A passenger car attach al ~,
goes both East and West daily except SUNDAY.
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Destructive to The Teotb.

a Hartford dentist writing 10 a news
paper concerning tho destructive effect
upon the teeth Of bromide Of potassium.
which be advises people 90 take only
through n glass tube or. If they do not
TO brush the teeth thoroughly after TAX
ing it-says "1he extensive and MI
most universal use Of tOAics and se1a-
tives. in the form Of iron and bromidos
and. viii add, The general use of
line wheat and Notwithstanding food
materials, are what support the vast
army of dentists 10 this country" Ills
o curious fact that the effects Of Ameri-
can food upon the teeth Of om'grants
who have been used ~ % coar4cr and
perhaps q more Wholesome diet. f. more
marked than upon the teeth Of the son
Of American ancestors. As an ilustra-
uon of thi- q former dentist Of Ciucin.
natl once remarked upon the rich har
fcs. which the members of bis profes ion
IN that city enjoy during thc week of
Che May festival, which brings into town
thousands of recent German cmioraptq
from the surrounding country. -Bqrt-
ford C0urauL
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-06

We arc surfri ed at the capacity
To- noise loo this town. Yea. and the
capacity for endurance Of it, Sb4nq-
Fcia co. Ci0jc- RcpUJHc
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-06
A FRIEND OF YOURS.

hc comes, but not with clamorous gush
NOT Nitb defiant echoing rush;
WHO VoicelcSs football on the noor.
ne ONES 10 stay-the bore, the bore
SOFT Is his voicO as unbak,d bread.
Ana ,otter than his voice. his hcnd:
ttis talk II Halter than the floor.
But yet he stays the bore the boroi
Upon your brow, as black as night
nc slntes' with placid miou. polite;
ana when YOU tread upon his toes
hegs pawdon'' but be never goes.
nou toss exchanges in his face
lie smiles, but does not leave his place.
lou ydWu. you close your ewes and snoro.
lie does not go-the bore. the bOrel
IN, brick we up each window tlght
smut out the sun, the air the ligbt.
win IRON armor case the door
ho'l sull get in-thc bore the bore,
-Ali1ifttc, ia BrOokllri EdOle
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-06

u. S. Grant was The youngest Pres.
ident. Ho was not forty three when
first inaugurated. Franklin r cree was
only forty-seven. and Grover Cleveland
viii be in his forty ninth year when ia,
auguratod N T. GFaDhie.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-06

For ouriously named clorgy Phila-
delphia takes the cake The latest re.
ported is Rev John G.. Tea It looks
hs though hs middle name might bs
Green. Btp hH0iOn Free Press.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-06
0. & o. R. R. TIMETABLE.
WESTWARD.

.oondensed timetable OF passenger trains IN,
NE stations named below.