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Catarrh is Caused

BY scrofnlon5 iant IN the blood. Therefore, 10
cure catarrh, ptrtg tie oLsod. Thousands who
have been troubled with the dlsagreeable sym
toms OF catarrh, have been entirely cured by
Hoods sarsaparllla, the best blood-purifying
medicine before the public. II expels every ta1ut
OF impurity from the blood, and vitalzes aud en-
riches it. II You suTer from c~atarrh, give Hoods
Sarsaparilla a trial. A remedy 50 cordially en-
dorsed as this. Is certainly worthy your coDn-
denc. do not delay taking It TIL too late.
81 had catarTh nine years, and suffered terribly
with H. Soon after I began 10 take HOOi's Sarsa-
parila the caiarrh troub. ed me .css, and after TAX
ing three bottles / was entirely cured" JAM
hINEr, Lumberton, Clinton County, Ohio.
Hoods Sars lparila has helped me more for
eatarrh and impure blood than ANYTHING else
ever used A. Ball. syracuse. n. Y.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. g. six for s.. Prepared
by c. l. 0 CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
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DR.. Caudeze has recently proven the
p~ractlcability OF photographing land
scapes from railway trains running at
as high a rate as forty miles an hour.
He uses for the purpose a modified
camera which he calls the gyrograph,
and with which 1t is said wonderfully
distinct views can be obtained after a
little practice. An exposure of only a
hundredth Of a second may be had.
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When you visit OF ieave New YORK City, save
baggage expressagc and 90 carfiagoH Hire. and atop
nal Depot. =
COO elegant rooms. fitted up at a cost Of one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevate railroad to all depots. Families can live
better for less money at the Grand Union Hote
than at any other irst-class hotel In the city.
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The unpleasant odor left IN the
breath after eating onions is entirely re-
moved by q cup of strong coffee, and
the coffee being prepared while the on
ions are being cooked counteracts the
smell.
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YouNG husband-Now, love, which
viii you have-the chatelaine watch,
the bracelets or the necklace?
Young wife-We must avoid unnec-
essary expense, dear. I'm surf if you
buy all three the mar will give you a
reduction on them. Pm your saving
economical little wiley, amt l?
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By yaporizing two quarts of tobacco
uice over a slow fire, Baron Roths-
.hild's gardener at Paris, Mons. Boiz.
rd, destroys all the Troublesome insects
hat may be contained in the hot-house
n whlci, the operation is performed.
lie considers the remedy infallible, and
ays 1t rarely INJURIES the tenderest
llantS.
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HAIm0at dead OF nearly dylng"
For years, and given up by physicians,of
Brights and other kidney diseases, liver
complaints, severe coughs called consump-
ton, have been cured.
Women gone nearly crazytiW
From agony Of neuralgia, nervousness,
wakefulness and various diseases peculiar
to women.
People drawn out Of shape from excruciatlng
pang of rheumatism, -innammatory and chronic,
or suffering from scrofula-
Erysipelasi
saitrieum, blood poisoning. dyspepsia, indiges-
ton, and In fact almost all diseases frair
Nature Is heir TO
Have been cured by Hop Bitters. proofof which
can be found In every neighborhood In the known
world.
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SEPARATE the breeding ewes from
the rams and the wethers and give
them a good meal Of ground oats at
least once a day, SO as to have them in
the best possible condition when lamb
ing begins, which will add to their pro-
duction of milk.
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AN experienced florist states that a sure
sign to indicate whether plants in pots
require wetting is to rap on the side OF
the pot. near the middle, with the fin
ger knuekle, If 1t gives a hollow sound
water Is needed, butif the sound is
dull, there IS moisture enough to sus-
tain the plant.
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CHEESE RAMAKINs.-Grats half a
pound Of Anaer1can cheese and half a
pound of bread crumbs; soak the
crumbs in half a pint of milk; put these
in a mortar, add four ounces of sweet
butter, half a saltsp0onful of white pep.
per; two saltpoonfuls OF salt and half a
teaspoonful Of dry m stard; pct the
mixture in a bowl and add the beaten
yolks of FIVE eggs. Beat the whites to
a stiff froth and add to the mixture.
Heat and butter the gem pan, put in
the mixture and bake twenty minutes.
The mixture may be made stiff with
-four, rolled into little cakes and baked
on buttered paper.
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"WHERE viii the coming man iiye?''
is the startling question asked by a
modern philosopher. Ifhe happens to
be moving to a summer resort, he will
probably live in an eight by nine room
directly under the caves.
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..L,,tIe, but ON n.y.,

DR.. Pierce's pheasant Purgative Pellets
are scarcely larger than mustard seeds, but
they nave no equal as q cathartic. In all
disorders of the liver, stomach and bowels
they act like a charm. Purely vegetable,
sugar-coated, and inclosed in glass walls.
Pleasant. safe and sure By druggists.
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GRAPE JUICE.-Squeeze two pounds
Of Catawba grapes in a coarse cloth, af-
ter picking them from the stems. Add
three tablespoonfuls Of loaf sugar, and
when this is dissolved, add one cup OF
cold water. Surround it with ice until
very cold.
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Smooth bore-an oily talker.

To thoroughly cure s~crofula, 1t is necessary
to strike directly at the root of the evil. This
is exactly what Hoods Sarsaparilla does, by
acting upon the blood, thoroughly cleansing 1t
Of all impurities, and leaving not even q faint
Of scrofula in the vital fluid.
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Sailing, III. L. Lourment asserts, is
not necessarily fatal to trichinae imbed-
ded IN meat. These parasites may live
in salt provisions for fifteen months.
Sailing, indeed, often serves to preserve
the vitality of trichinae, as it protects
them to some extent from the destruc-
tive influence of the heat.
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II is said that a pinch Of line, cut
smoking tobacco moistened and applied
to a bee sting will give relief in Ave or
ten minutes The poison of q bee sting
Is acid, and an alkali is necessary to
neutralize it.
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bedroom curtains for the Winter
are made very full and heavy, without
being Topped back. Crimson cotton
plush Is pretty and warm, besides being
economical.
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LEMON JELLY.-Dissolve an ounce
of isinglass in a pint of water, add q
pound of loaf sugar, and the juice and
rind of two lemons. Boil for ten min
utes and strain 1t into a mould.
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MILK PUDDING.-Take two table,
spoonfuls of clean rice or sage and soak
in warm water for two hours, then
drain. Stir in q pint of milk, add q
little sugar and bake or boil for an
hour.
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INDIAN MEAL GRUEL.-Boil one
pint of water in a saucepan, put one
half teaspoon Of salt in 1t, mix two ia
blespoons of meal with enough cold
water to smooth and thin it; stir this
into boiling water. Bon gently, stir
carefully hall an hour, and add a table,
spoon or &c of cream or milk il liked.
boil up after milk is added.
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A GREAT convenience In the bath,
room or above the washstand is a splash
er made on enamel cloth with two or
three pockets. The edges should be
bound with scarlet braid. The pockets
are useful for brushes, sponges, etc.
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MUTTON BRoTH.-Cnt up a pound
of lean mutton into small pieces and
add quart Of cold water. Let it SIM
mer for three hours, skim and add a
pinch Of salt. Strain, cosI aud remove
the fat IL there is any.
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We seldom condemn mankind till
they have injured us and when they
have, we seldom do anything but detess
them for the injury.
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For General Debility, Physical Weakness. etc. +,
Humphreys Homeopathic Specific No. %, has oh :
tame a wide sale and deserved popularity. Merit +,
OF people, whose word Is indtsputabie. Sold by all
druggists. Humphreys spectic Medicine Co., i0s
Fulton ST., N. Y.
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FACETIA.

N his "Leaves from the life of a
Special Correspondent Nh. O'Shea,
a correspondent for English news
papers, gives the following anecdote
of an adventure with a herd Of ele-
plants: "a young friend asked me
once to show him a herd Of elephants
in undress, and / took him along with
me, having first borrowed an apron
and filed it with oranges. This he was
to carry while accompanying me to the
stable, but the moment we reached
the door the herd set up such a trum-
peting-they had scented the fruit
that he dropped the apron and contents
and scuttled off like a scared rabbit.
There were eight elephants, and when
/ picked up the oranges / found that l
had hye-and-twenty. | walked delib-
erately along the line, giving M to
each. When l got to the extremity of
the narrow stable, / turned, and was
about to begin the distribution again,
when / soon reflected that if elephant
No. Z In the row saw me give two or
anges in succession to No. s, he might
imagine he was being cheated, and
give me a smack with his proboscis-
that is where the elephant falls short
of the human being-so | went to the
door and began dc noca as before.
Thrice / went along the line and then l
was in a fix. had orange left, and
l had to get back to the door. Every
elephant IN the herd had his greedy gaze
focused on that n orange. 1t was as
much as my life was worth to give it
to one or them. What was l to do? l
held it up conspicuously, eoolly peeled
it and sucked 1t myself. 1t was most
AMUSING to notice the way those ele-
plants pudged each other and shook
their ponderous sides. They thorough
u yntered into the humor of the thing.
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FARM NOTES.

KEEPING CELERY IN WINTER
There are several methods Of preserv-
ing celery for winter use, all of which
are easy and satisfactory-on paper
In looking back over the last twenty
i've years, we can recall than u
failure, even when the best methods
were adopted. In spite Of all that is
SAID to the contrary, it is not practi-
cally such an easy matter to preserve
celery in the best condition, as one
would imagine from the books. 1t Is
an exceedingly easy matter to make a
mistake. You should attend to every
detail, and either do the work yourself,
or see that it is carefully and properly
done. Ihave great faith in the power
of loose, dry earth. to keep out frost.
Firm, unbrOken earth, IL not covered
with snow, will freeze to q considerable
depth, and so before making the trench
for the celery plants, we plow the soil
three or four yards wide, leaving a dead
furrow in the centre. We plow at least
three times, sticking the plow in the
second or third time almost up to the
beam. This repeated blowing leaves a
mass of fine, loose, mellow soil On each
side of the trench. AT the bottom OF
this dead furrow dig out a trencha foot
or fifteen inches wide, and set in the
celery plants as in the former case.
We draw the celery plants on stone
boats to the trenches. And in taking
them up, we leave considerable soil
adhering to the roots. Do not bruise
the celery, and if any of the leaves are
touched with frost, cut off the parts
affected. 1t is much easier to keep out
decay, than to stop 1t after it has star
ted. With an abundance Of loose, fine
earth all around the trench, nothing is
easier than to place the plants nicely
and properly In the trench with a little
earth between them.
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TEA MILK PUNcH.-With one we'll
beaten egg, beat a teaspoonful or so Of
sugar. Stir in q small glass of new
milk and a cup Of very hot tea. Sweet
en- to the taste.
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~ have suffered with oatarrh IN my head for
years and paid out hundreds Of dollars for medi-
cines, but have heretofore received only tempo
rary relief. Ibegan 70 take HOODS ssrsaparilla
and il heipe me so much that I decided 10 keep
on. Now my catsrrh is nearly cured, the weak
ness OF ms body Is all gone, my appetite is good
In fact, / feel Ike another person. Hoods Sarsa-
parilla Is the best medicine I have ever taken, and
the only ons that has done me permanent good"
MRS A. CUNNINGHAM, Providence, R.,
Il have been troubled with catarrh about a year.
causing great soreness Of the bronchial tubes and
terrible headache ! saw the advertisement OF
Hoods SarsiparlIa as a cure for catdrrn, and at
ter taxing on " one bottle | am much better. Ms
catarht cured. nv throat Is entirely well, and
my headache has al disappeared" r. GIBBONS,
Hamilton, Butler Co., o.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 81; SIX for s.. Prepared
by c. l. HOOD & CO, Apotheclries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
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THE BOTTLE of Ely's Cream Balm
that / obtained of you last summer has
entirely cured my little boy of a severe
attack of casarrh,-Mrs. Saliie DAVIS,
Green Postoffico, Ala.
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sWnAT was the text yesterday"
asked a father who was busy working
his ward to attend church.
"Nothing but leaves" promptly re-
piled his SON.
Subsequent investigation showed
that the boy had spent the day in rus
Ting through the woods for chestnuts
and returned empty-handed. A pro-
tracted meeting in the woodshed fol-
lowed to see if the youth would shed
any more such information.
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General debility, female weakness,
loss of physical power, Bright's Disease,
and nervous diseases, are speedily cured
by Hunts Remedy.
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FIVE dollars can be saved every year in
boots and Shoes By using Lyons Heel Stiff
eners, cost only 25c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-05

CHIpPED BEEF IN BUTTER.-Shave
dried beef very thinly, either with a
knife or inverted plane. Put into the
pan eneEg1 butter to cover the bottem
when melted, and then a cupsul of the
shaved beef. Dredge with pepper.
Stir about. WHiIeH fairly ncatrdtfnougn
1t is done. May be served heaped
upon thin toast or in individual deep
dishes.
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a sound head, an honest heart, and
an humble spirit, are the three best
guides, through time and to eternity.
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Disparage and d~epreciate no one an
insect has feeling and an atom shad-
oW.
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1t is no help to the sailor to see a
flash of light across a dark sea, if he
does not instantly steer accordingly.
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No, Mildred, the members of the
standing army are not prohibited from
sitting down.
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1t is purely vegetable, and meets a
want never before furnished to the
public, and the utmost reliance may be
pJaaed in II
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DE BAGas-What are You doing
now, Brown?
Brown-Nothing at all. Pm out of
work and out Of luck.
.Yon ought to go into book canvass
ing.n
aThat isn't worth anything
Eyes it is; it's worth s0methn'~ "
"tNhat?n
Trying
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To encourage sleep, create an appe-
tlte, brace up the system. and to purify
the blood, take the unfailing Hunts
kidney and Liyerl Remedy.
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1t cures Female complaints and by
its use monthly sickness is rendered
painless.
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No man can be wiselen an empty
stomach. A
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He is the best accountant who can
cast up correctly the sum Of his own
errors.
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In studying character, do not be
blind to the shortcomings of a warm
friend or the virtues of a bitter enemy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-05

In examining tallow. IN Paris, the
same Is dissolved in 4chloroform. when
gelatinous natter pigments Of skins,
calcium phosphsf lime, and other
non-fatty matters Saip undissclyed.
The French st makers teks A
degrees as the ~ Nahle melting
point for tallev
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Keep your conduct abreast of your
conscience, and very soon your con-
,clence will be Illuminated by the radi-
ance of God.
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Mr. II. w. p. Wilson finds that in
many plants the excretion of carbonic
acid decreases at once if a supply of
oxygen is excluded. Hence the view
that the carbonic acid exhaled by plants
has its origin in inter-molecular decom-
positions, Independent of the oxygen of
the air, is not at all tenable.
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sy-None genuine without O bunch OF green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, pot-
sonous stun with .'Hopv or "Hops' In thetf
name.
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No one ever hears any complaint OF q
mislt when an old house tries on a coat
of paint.
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ScrofuIa of Lungs.

/ an now ~ years cid, anu have suffered for the
last fifteen years with a lung trouble 1 have spent
cass. bat temporary relief was all that / obtained
I was unit tor any manual Labor for sesertl year,
specific Is. s 81 claiming that he htnsslf had been
fresolyed totry It The results arc remsrxable Ny
cough hiss lsft me, my strength his returned, and
ueirh sixty pounds mora than 1 eF9r did IN my. life,
r. has been fhree years since I stopped the tse OF tho
inedicfue. bit have had no ret1ga OF tho dlsoase.
and there arc no pains or weaknestfe.tr my lWnSe,
lido the hardest find Of work T. J. HOLE
Montgomery. AAk.JmeA. 1855.
swifns speclacf &ursly Vegetable. Treatise on
Blood an a Skin " IS mailed frta-
THE SWIFT sPF4f Drawer 3 ALants, OA'
or l57 ". Isl ST.
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1t is easier to build two chimneys
than to keep one in fuel.
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Frazer Axle crease.

The Frazer Axle Grease is better and
cheaper than any other, at double the price.
Ask your dealer for IT, and take no other.
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DISTRICT Attorney-Do you consid-
srJthat a correct statement, Mr.. Quinn
byY I knew that yon do not. You are
a lawyer, I beAeye?
Witness-Yes. sir,
"Then I wish you would lose sight
of your professional character long
enough to tell the TRUTH
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a dead cut-Beefsteak.

The puresf, sweetest and best Cod Liver On In
the world, manufactured from fresh, healthy Nv
ers, upon the seaEhore. 1t Is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken It prefer 1t
10 all others. Physicians have decided 1t superior
to any OF the other oils in market Made by Cas-
well, Hazard d Co, New York.
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THERE is no better time in the whole
year for seeding to grass than the
present, or as soc after the heat CT
summer is passed as the condition of
the land will permit. 1t is a poor time
to SOW grass seed in June or early in
July, when the heat is the greatest, and
especially if the soil is as dry as it has
been for several weeks in many locali-
ties the present summer. Hot, dry
weather is ~unfavorable to the grass
crop at any and at all times. Natures
time for sowing most of the grass seeds
is soon after they ripeu in summer.
The seeds naturally fall in the shade,
and they start into growth as 0 o as
there is sufficient rain to moisten the
earth's surface. There is no effort to
produce seed the first year, but the en-
ergy of the little grass plants is all -ex-
pended in getting a good strong foot
hold upon the soil so that they shall
not be thrown out and destroyed by the
frosts Of winter.
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V%3 By the use OF
s1nA HUNTS Remedy
the Stomach and Bowels will regain
their strength. and. the blood will
be perfectly purified.
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He is a miss guided youth who does
everything his sweetheart asks him to
do
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LADIES :
Prompt and Reliable.
Endorsed Jy Physicians

1t quickly induces
the Liver to healthy
action, removing the
causes that produce
Bilious III Q q d ache,
Dyspepsia Piles, &c
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an an orderly house all is soon ready


a Grateful Lady.
This ia to certify that l have used HUNTS IKid-
ney and Liverl REMEDY for the kidneys and other
troubles with very satisfactory results. an | would
rec lmmend the same to those afflicted as l was.
Gratefully. Mrs. d. f.. Peck, Ansonla, Ct"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-05

TAKE CARE OF Your ANIMALS
Live stock are to be special watch
and care for the coming four months at
least. We need to winter them as
economically as possible, yet have them
all the time gaining, No animal is
profitable at a standstill. Stock win
tered on the warmest side of a corn
stack, and coming out "sprlng poor"
are in no condition to make good
returns during the summer. At this
season, look especially to the comforta-
bleness of their quarters, that they may
be easily cleaned, warm, and well aired
when needed. Alterations that will
facilitate foddering, littering, and
clearing out should be planned and car
ried out at once. Tight board walls, or
any others. are a much cheaper source
of warmth than much feeding, so far as
neat cattle, horses in use, pigs and
poultry are concerned, Horses and
sheep with comfortable shelter, out of
the rain, and well rooted, will bear any
degree of cold they are likely to be sub
ject to, If they have enough to eat, and
the question of economy depends on the
price of hay and corn, and Of hemlock
boards. Food consumed merely to
maintain animal heat, deducting the
value or the resulting manure is q dead
loss. Beeyes, sheep, and pigs gam
very rapidly If well fed this month.
The bracing air sharpens appetites, and
the variety of rich feed Is greater now
than at any other time of the year.
They should be crowded, but not over
fed.
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sYoU haven't got any money yet?''
asked a bill collector of a Texas gentie-
man.
mo money YETI
swell, now, lam about tired of this.
This makes eight times I've been here,
and haven't been able to get a cent
out Of you yet
Have you been eight times already?
Well, I must say, you've had the darn
dest luck of any mar I ever had any
dealings with. j believes it is your COM
ing SO often that brings me bad luck too.
You had better stay away from now
on
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The seeds of love can never grow out
under the warm and genial influence of
kind feelings and affectionate manners.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-05

CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough skin
cared by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas-.
well, Hazard 4 Co. New York.
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GaANDPA-Well, Fred, you're an
uncle now. You ought to be real proud
over II.
Little Fred-No, ! oughten't tc i
amt no uncle.
Grandpa-Why not2
Little Fred-iCause Pm an aunt.
The new baby's a girl.
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Hurry and cunning are the two ap-
prentices of despatch and skill; but
leither OF them learned their masters
lrndo
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PROFESSOR ARTHUR says that the
blight which attacks the apple and
ounce is the same as pear blight, apas
that the bacteria, which are the TBroba
BILE cause of the disease, may Live An,
multiply in infusions of corn m0S 4 bav
barn yard manure, green fruits 1 starch
etc. He recommends burning Iii dis
eased branches removed.
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Of debt out OF danger
NV vife,s Mother.

Nj. Cherries ". Morris, Eagle o flce, Pittsdeld,
Mass, wrltes:-"My wlfe's mother had been in a
very pfecarious condition with dfopsy. or Brights
d sease OF the kidneys- HUNTS kidney and
Liverl REMEDY has worked a mira Gle IN her"
Price sl.s5. Send for Illustrated Pamphlet to
HUNTS REMEDY Co, Providence, X. L.
Sold by all druggists.
g.. \. CRiTTENTON, General AGENT, N. z.
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PLANTS draw out by frosf hecausa
they are lighter than "a thawed earth.
Inc earth n tna6st which is in it ex-
pands-risesIs5y frost; when it thaws
me 9esESasst sinks first, and the plants
set left. Any light covering above the
plant that will keep 1t pressed down
when the thaw comes is Therefore a
guard againss treNGsht