The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-03-01


tlst claims to manufacture artificial brains.
Very popular novel (amy office-holders
lust IL preeent)-Pat YourselI in His Place.
A Boston girl who saw fellow with dslir-
1rm tIemens exclaimed: Unhappy mani
WHY do you permit yourself to get the James
Jams?'
We hope we sra not too curious. but we
0honid like to know when the English troops
intend 10 kill an Arab Cincinnati En-
qniier.
wifs-Do you think jeff Davis aimed at
cespoiic power Husband (heupeczed)-I
think 50. Re was found drssssd in womsn's
c;ethes.
Tie reason why men succsed who mind
tsei1 Own business is because there il little
c1mretition.--New York San.
Said Bfougbam. when he vas struggling
Jsvyer. Circumstances alter cases; bat I
vieh could get hold OF some cases that
vould alter my circumstances"
ftis sad that violin played among
h.ck OF geese will start them to dancing.
Every ore who has attended dance is aware
o. tbs fact = Newu an Independent.
.Youtb sihs time to serve the Lord"
says the old hymn. a large majority OF
those who have passed their youth an lear
to believe this thoroughly Boston Tan
script
An cid maid in Nashville. Tenn, is the
possessor of a monkey which che1s tob acco
and parrot which sweaTs- She says that
between them she does not miss q hush md
much.
Sun5ay-school teacher-What is meant OF
the words, "QueDch not the spirit2' Bright
Echolar-Please. ma am, my father says he
euesses IS how 1t means DONE put too much
water IN IL.
A South street weman was told the other
day that neighbor had "shuified off this
nrfo r.rI 49, Aof~n
and hoped Ii wouldn't prove to be any thing
SernsIent.
"A rev kind Of lamp recently invented is
rfllt6 the sweetheart" The reason for the
n option of this name is probably because 1t
Fever goes out until after midnight, unless
tie old man comes into the parlor and goes
3, shaking down the stove.
s'Dr. Tohmas, you notice. is preaching
Z "a against the doctrine or hell" Just
Ike the Doctor; always putting his foot ia 1t
Here's the thermometer twenty below, and
Themes seeks to destroy the one comfortable
here of an erring Christian chicago News.
What makes Mrs. Jones so POPULAR I'm
sure she's very st1pid. She can hardly see
beyond her nose" said lady to friend,
who replied: my dear, sharp sightedness
IL not what makes = person popular. II is
what Mrs. Jones doesn't see that gives her
popularity.
A lawyer in eastern Connecticut. whose
reputation IN the community was not very
high, met an old gentleman. one day. and
said to him: do you know Mr.. H. that
am direct descendant from Miles Stand
5sh2" It's it pcssible2" was the reply
What . descentp'
An intrusive, ioquacious politician, after
babbliDg some time TO Mr.. Lincoln, at the
tine OF the Gettysburg campaign, finally re-
on the Presidents ear. Not at eil" mildly
replied Mr.. Lincoln; ~ haven't listened to q
word that You said"
Those people who wonder at the wide cir
cuIation of the popular fashion periodicals
have never stopped to consider that il it
were not for them our economical be ter
halves would never get suggestions of WAYS
n an expense of only IS 70 make lovely
thirteen. cent ornament.
A Californian in England recently got
into trouble with his private cable code.
lie wsrd chosen for your goods will be
shipped" was explode" One day he tele-
zraphed home. Explode immediately and
zhe Scotland Yard officials nabbed him
before the despatch reached home. Code
char ged since, and the Californian doesn't
like tc hear OF 1t.
In one of the letters from George Eliot
which NJ. Cross prints occurs this sentance:
IL have seen Emerson-ihe first man have
ever SEEM She then related q story which
caYlvlc.n she relates was very angry With
him Emerson for not believing in devil,
and to convert him took him among all the
horrors OF London-the gin shops. etc.-a I'D
finally to the House OF Commons. plying
him a every turn with the question Do
you believe IA the devil moo
On the S.. Lawrence We once met poor
Indian who had just come out of prison A
more we begcne and wretched looking mat
We ever saw He was Is limp as q veek-old
paper collar. Did they sfarve you in
prison ?" no" ibid they treat You with
cruelty. overfask you with labor or torture
you in the dark csil2" No; the great white
chief did none of these thingss' "Then
why this tortured look and why is my red
brother 50 auguisSedr They made me
wssh myself URhr'-roronto Mail
OF the two Alexandra Dumases, pere ct
file. Mr.. Yates tells the story that when the
q st succeasful newell Of the son appeared,
old Alexondre wrote to his son. Is though
to stranger. congratulating him on his
book, and added that be ought to know
souething obout the difficulties Of novel
whiting. - 10 had himself been guilty oil
opyp1ok Alexnndro ils replied In the same
Gp1Ei4 thinking hio cosSespondent for hil
-9eoQ.,tnlat,onsI of which h fe!t sspscia'ly
1euo, - coming from one Of whom be had