Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1885-02-27

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diuretic is quito remarkable in
some cases.
s. As a laxative, hot water has a
slow but decided effect. 1t seems
to be a ajustiGable deduction that the
functions Of the accessory organ
Of digestion are made active by its
use and brought to a standard OF
health.
Q. The skin is stimulated by the
use Of this agent, and the cutaneous
circulation is apparently rendered
more uniform.
Nasty CoHGers with cleveland
! hey jist returned from Albany,
whittier | went fur the purpns of
consultin with President Cleveland
and the leedin Dimocrisy nv the
kcntry on the question nv the tariG,
which is talln the life out Nv the
Dimocrisy.
President Cleveland wuz terribly
deprest, fur he had been pulled and
hauled about by diverse fackshens
till he coodn't rest. He ha.ed my
with delite, and to-
wunst begged me to help him out.
'Nothin is easier,' said !; the
Dimocrlsy is pledged to the reduc-
shun nv the Infamous tariff, which
is eetin the life out nv the people
fur the benefit NV a few blOated
monOpOlists.'
Troo,' said he, 'troo.'
very good. All there is to do is
to ascertain the views nv leadin'
Dimekrats OF different seckshuns
nv the kentry, espeshly Dimekratic
members Of Congris,and formoolate
sum specific policy, so that we can
do ez we agreed, redoOse the tariff
without injering any interest. Shel
| write these lettersp
His Eycellency grasbusly signi
fed his assent, and | writ perhaps
twenty letters to different parts nv
the kentry, and lay back calmly
awaitin the ansers, feelin shoor
that | had struck the rite thing.
| wus pleesed with this bizness,
for doorIG the time | wus writing
the lettsrs and awaitin the anSers
| okkepied elegant apartments at
the Delavan House, at the expense
NV the Nashnel Central Committy
(Which is in seshun here dividn
up the Oflisisl, which is better than
a bed at Deekin Pogram's aud llk-
ker on tick at Bascom's!
The questions put wus all on
the tariG ishoo, and these is the al,
sers | reserved;
The present tariff is inikitus,
and shood be gone thrO unsparinly.
The tariff should be taken OFF
everything, that the suffering
people be not taxed ondOOly. Their |
should be, however, one excepshun
made, and that is on shugar. This |
industry RELY needs pertekshun,
and must hey it. The DimOcriSy |
Of Looscancr will never submit to |
fetching the tariff on shugar.'
From a lecding Dimekrat nv |
Pennsilyany:
'Ther ain't 10 question ez to the |
necessity nv keerful revision NV |
the tariff, for the relccf NV the |
people. The dooties should be |
taken orr everything ceptiu iron
md sich. The Dimocrisy NV Penn.
,ilvany insist onto Free Trade in
everything ceptin iron. 1t will re-
5ist any Ieduckshen on that
From a leedin Dimekrat Nv
MASSACHUSETTS:
Ever troo to its pledges, the Di-
nocrisy must apply the knife to all
looties fur the releef NV the people.
Excepshuus must nv course be
made on certain interests. The Di-
nocrisy ny Moo England will insist
ipon Free Trade in everything
,epting cotton goods, wOolen goods, |
Nankec noshuns, aud sich other
lrticlcs cz may be manufactured
II Moo England. On these artikels,
skedool nv wich will send sou,
he Dlmocrisy NV Moo England will
nsist the dooties shall be in
.reest cf thcr is any change made
From Dimocrotic wOOl-grower
i Ohio:
'Thc tariff is inikitus on every
hing excepting wool. Ef ther be
my change in that the dOoty must
,e increest.'
From Dimekratic wine.grower
" Ohio and Calforny:
While the tariff is inikitus on
general principles, the dooty on
vines shood be histed higher. Our
Industries demand this
From y lumber man Of Mishigan:
Tho Dlmocrisy Of Northern Mish.
gan loathc the present tariff sys-
EN-. The dooty shood be removed
rom everything but lumber. o.