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80 assessors Notice

-oIaIu Tax ASs -.o,,,.,od
aOH0'' -, July l, 1885, the nn S I,nS
s,.l al -:'7' -. district Of Honolulu lslan0
=, a., -'or i'i sc office in the new building
& ,o,hs. vii Dc - rear of Aliiolani Hale, on
rei k'pr .nr,day and Saturday OF eaen mse g. q
fssday, 'na nh Of July, between the nOuis u .
arag ne mo .on for the purpose Of receiving .ne
L sad / 49, ,-.ons liable TO taxation III inns O''-
- IN TAXATION are respect
AL rl ,s.fsd to make their returns as ru 80 81
nF 'raa.s, nne,e as possible, giving nun1er =,
,Ig a'd 'o aa Of land stating frontage Anu uep'L'
get .nd arc ,o,sr Of structure thereon cost Oh
''r's'' I'm rented or leased ana lehs'n u
ssne, 70 VIZ. -.ooived per annum for such prop
~. 'nOOn' cold during the year, to whom ana
b.; pO ppm, state if there is any moF'sAse ~
'''' s. give date Of mortgage nAine "
b. pfope''y ,,.r what amount mortgaged. state
Oris'5TS ~ hand in your possession belonging 10
to2'fi' u -Landise on hand or consignmentJuly
per-; nie'' I'll, mr. agents hands same date,
E.. elc. MADE TO THE UNDER
AL ,'or L,rER THAN JULY Sl' 1851 Ok ~
S>" ~ LAW BE GRANTED as Tue AS
FfSA' ,,I ,orer 10 assess property after that
>''f ~ ,a,urns have not been made and
r. 81 w. hato,e him prior to duly Slst, at any
''n - 10 NAV think proper, and from which
mi there can be no appeal.
80, ATTENTION is herewith drawn oy the
s'A1.a nd 70 the fact that no return is valid in
'F, s's.s sworn to before the Assessor Notary
anls' sa mod other person AUTHORIZED to admin
sr oaihs ...,., ro,,,r,. ga, ba
SanA -, ,., ,y,e month Of July on application
=. of3cs Of the undersigned
FRED. II. HAYSELDEN,
Assessor of Taxes
For the District Of Honolulu. Island Of Oahu,
,,,,o = 1850. 279-ieI7 -6w
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The detention of the Yamashiro Maru, we
regret to learn, was caused by the illness of
Mrs. Inouye, the young wife OF Mr.. Inouye,
Imperial Japanese Commissioner, who was
unable to go on board yesterday. She re-
turns with her husband to Japan
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"a, Assessors Special Notice.

Tax Assessors Special Notice.
h. Undersigned hereby gives notice to all
j., whether resident of this or any other
.d.tlo this KingdomJ having balances Of cash
makers or agents hands in Honolulu that they
b, assessed here for the same according to
IN returns made by said bankers or agents to
Undersigned, and the tax on the same must be
! nths Tax Collector for Honolulu.
FRED. II. HAYSELDEN,
Tax Assessor for District of Honolulu.
Honoiulu. Juqe Il. 1888. 2SI-je17-6w
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Vessels Leaving This Day.

'V''oH" H40"H dAa HHHS D'SV
AF stmr Planter, Cameron, for San Francisco,
an
PISS YamashirO Maru, Mailman, for Yoko-
pa tipm
Pr LihOihO. for Waimea
Pr Rob Roy, for KOolau
q T REnbOw. for Koolau
li sarah and Eliza, for KOolau
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PASSENGERS.

ARRIVALS.
" wI1,,oann c, SEQ, per brgthe COnsuelo, July
a1d VIE " Mrs Nay Vaughan, w III Col
Ness and p Sheridan.
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DRT OF HONOLULU, II. 1.
ARRIVALS.

FRIDAY, July 81.
mr. James Dowsett, Smith, from a circuit Of
Dkli and Lanai, via Lahaina
fmr HapiOani. from Eva
siG Argtne COnsuelo, F. B Cousins, IL y days
San Francisco
fhT HIeakala. from PepeekeO
: hr Caterina, from XalaelOa
f1r Rob Roy, from KoOlau
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advertisements.
Assistant Bookkeeper Wanted.

ONE WHO IS RELIABLE IN LIVERY RE
~ spect Address, with references, stating
salary required, ETC., F. LEWIS, Box s5I, Homo
lulu Post Office.
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..;o, Notice to Firemen and Mem
/ So. of Volunteer Companies.

I ho.a Of Volunteer COmpahIeS.
.,,a5er.rgned hereby gives special notice to
e..r,.n and members Of volunteer companies
,bsy p,ust by law appear in person before
"a claim their exemption from personal
/ - q, such exemption cannot be allowed.
FRED. II. HAYSELDEN,
"a, Assessor for District Of Honolulu.
,,, r,rs = 1850 2S0-je17-6w
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Furnished Room Wante.a.

A RESPONSIBLE, MIDDLE-AGED GENTLE
n man of good character and standing and of a re-
firing disposition, desires nicely furnished room,
with or without board i'm private family where he
could feel at home. Prefers comfort TO lyle, and
will try TO give equivalent for what he receives
Address, L. T., Box 351, Honolulu Post Office. st
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DEPARTURES.
FRIDAY, July "a.
II Waimanalo, Nelson, for Waimanalo
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DIED.
In this city, July 22d, Maraea Kalamanamana
the beloved wife of Mr.. John L. Rees, aged AZ
years.
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NOTICE.
Notice to the Public.

WE TAKE PLEASURE IN ANNOUNCING
w to the public that, in addition to our
PASTRY AND CONFECTIONERY business, we
will open
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FURNISHED ROOMS.

IN FOWLER'S YARD 81 AND So HOTEL
l. street. The only one dollar house in Homo
lulu. Rooms per night, % cents; rooms per
week 81. 186-n1S
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ap sa-ttaAw Lincoln Block, King street
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Ice Cream Parlor.

Which has been fitted to suit the reqairemen
Of our hrst-class tradel,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-02-07
POLITIcAL AND PERsoNAL.

Elijah M. Haines, Independent Demo
craJ, was elected permanent Speaker of the
Illinois Assembly on the second ballot.
This breaks the dead lock which has existed
for three weeks.
The record of the Committee shows that
more organizations from Pennsylvania,
wiz attend Cleveland's Inauguration than
from any one State.
The Springer Committee has discovered
that some Republicans voted in Cincinnati
at the October election as many as eight
times.
c. II. Miller, a coal and wood dealer of
Austin, Tex, started to church Sunday
night and has not since been heard of.
Mr.. Bridges, member of the Illinois SEN
ate, is so i'll that it is not believed he will
be again able to appear in his seat.
The Legislature OF Ohio has resolved to
place in the old capitol at Washington a
statue Of Governor William Allen.
Senator VOORHEES,, of Indiana, was re-
elected U. S, Senator by a majority of 45
out Of 149 votes.
Frankie Roberts, the midget, died at SYRIA
cuse from the effects of a surgical opera
ton.
Morgan sO'DOnneIl, second son Of the
famous Irish agitatOr, is dead.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-02-07
GENERAL NEWS.
MISCELLANEOUS.

A petition in favor Of the Spanish treaty,
addressed to the Chairman Of the Commit
tee on Foreign Relations Of the Senate, was
circulated among the merchants and man
ufacturers in New York City. 1t received
a great number Of signatures frcm promi-
nent firms and representative business
houses Of all branches Of trade.
The "OId Liberty Bell" was taken from
Philadelphia and started for New Orleans
on the 23d inst. 1t Was drawn to the rail-
road by six horses, headed by brass band,
and placed on a special car, constructed by
the Pennsylvania Railroad to bear it and
its guard Of three officers to the EZPOsi-
ton.
John L. Sullivan has been drunk for sew
eraI days and in the meantime has been in
several rough and terrible fights. In one Of
them he was slapped all over the room,
much to the delight Of all who witnessed
it.
Capt. Phslan in an interview in the New
York Herald says he will prosecute all
those concerned in the murderOus attack
upon him, as soon as he is able to be out.
The Milwaukee chamber of commerce
will present to the Legislature Of Wisconsin
a bill for the appointment Of a railroad
commission similar to that of Illinois.
The Supreme Court rendered decision
in the case known as the Chinese wife case
-ChOng An MOy, plaintiff in error against
the United States.
A special committee Of the New York,
chamber of commerce gives special reasons
why the Spanish American treaty should
not be ratified.
The Kansas City Board of Trade decided
to advance the price of membership to
$1,000.
The old Liberty bell was received at New
Orleans by the firing of salutes, blowing Of
whistles, etc.
Saloon license has been refused at Hot
Springs, Ark, and those establishments
must close.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-02-07
FOREIGN

Three explosions ram dynamite occurred
in London Jan. "a, the first in the crypt
OF Westminster Hall; the second, In the
strangers gallery OF the House Of Commons,
and the third at the White tower. The
lobby in the House Of Commons was com
pletely demolished. Tairty-four pers ems
were officially reported injured but only
three or four dangerously. The damage is
great. Police made some arrests, having
acted quickly The city is in q fEenzied
state OF excitement.
The silver vaults in the sub-treasury at
San Francisco are completely filed. The
Secretary of the Treasury finds It would
standard silver from the Pacific coast to the
new receptacle at Washington
A special from Reading, Pa, says there
is remarkable religious revival in the vii
lagos IN at section. Many of the hotels
have voluntarily stopped selling liquor in
consequence OF the many new recruits to
the temperance cause.
A recount Ofthe ballots for circuit clerk
Of Dewitt county, Illinois, showed a ma
lorlty OF fifteen for Herpster, the Demo
cratic candidate. The fOO6ngs Ofthe Judges
OF election gave North a majority of one.
Nothing has been heard from the Sou
dan since the battle Of Abu Klea Wells,
and the anxiety in England is intense. IN
authenticated rumOrs say General Stewards
entire command has been annihiIated.
The Shinnecock Indians of Long Island
sold come land to a railroad company, bat
their trustee fed to Canada with the money.
They intend to appeal to the law to give
them possession of the tract.
n. ii. PaRren, the Illinois veterinarian,
ordered the slaughter of six horses at Tay-
IOrville. Illinois, on account of CHAMBERS,
and had their managers and feeding
troughs burned.
1t is asserted that Italy is ready to send,
when the emergency arises, %, 900 soldiers
to Egypt to assist in the support of British
authority there.
One arrest has been made in London in
connection with the Parliament House and
Tower explosions.
The Pail Mall Gazette places the total
loss by the explosions in London at less
than 800 900.
Prime Minister Ferry denies that the
French were defeated recently at TOnquin.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-02-07
WASHINGTON NOTES.

The reports from the Minis and Assay
offices of the deposits Of gold and silver
which the Director of the Mint caused to be
certified By the accounts, show that during
the calendar year 1884 they received in
gold of domestic production, $50, 807, 169,
nearly $1,000 more than was received Tor
the previous year, while the deposits Of
foreign gold bullion were $11. 217, 309; for
eign coin, So, 327, 922; jeWelry plate, etc, 81,
7S9, 577, and United States gold coin, $26,-
517; total, included and deposits, $50, 416.-
148, tie remainder probably being held IN
New York perhaps awaiting export de-
mand. 1t is so improbable that foreign
bullion could have been entered at the New
YOry assay Office as domestic, the gold de
rector says that no deduction should be
made on that account from the $50 SOC, goo
Of reported deposits OF domestic gold bull
lion.
The Secretary of War received q telegram
from Gen. Augur, dated LeavenWorth the
2Sd inst, as follows: "COl. Hatch, at Camp
Russell. tslegraphs Is follows: Couch
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-02-07

president Of the colony, notified me to-day
that be VIII fight The sergeant at Boomer
Camp reports geo men digging pits Their
strength has been increased By 400 men.
It Is perhaps well to send g relay of troops
TO Caldwell or Arkansas City. Cur troops
are moving into position TO cut OF sup
plies and stop new arrivals. A section of
light guns sent down TO Arkansas CITY might
have good effect.
The Committee on Rivers and Earbors re-
considered the proposed Improvement at
Galveston harbOr. The appropriation for
beginning the work was increased from
$500, 600 to $3.50, 600, and the salary Of Capt
Eads reduced to S., 600 yearly and IS. 600
Tor each foot of water obtained. The CITY
authorities of Galveston telegraphed they
would give $4,000 for each foot obtained,
in addition to the compensation proposed
by the committee. With this understanding
Capt. Eads viii agree TO undertake the
work.
There is considerable excitement in Lon
don over the intention Of Turkey to send
troops TO Egypt. 1t is understood that the
British ministry have determined not to
allow the Turks to interfere in Egyptian
affairs by placing an armed force in any
part of the country. High officers Of both
Governments have held a conference.
Congressman Oates claims that English
nOblemen now own about q, OOO, 900 acres
of land in the United States. His BILL if
passed, viii prevent aliens and foreigners
from owning land in this country.
The excess of the value of exports over
imports of merchandise fJr twelve months
ended December 81, 1884 was $12O, 076. 072
Senator Bayard opposes the Nicaragua
treaty because the ClaytOn-BulWer treaty is
still IN force.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02

In recognition Of the fact that THE Ma
TioNAL REruBL1oAN's Grant memorial
number was the most appropriate, elegant,
aud acceptable of all the newspaper oh.
servances Of the old commanders depart
urc from the scenes Of life, the first vol
ume of the Grant Memoirs delivered to any
subscriber in the District of Columbia was
left at the Office of this paper yesterday.
It is beautifully bound and elegantly
printed book of 5sI pages, and is destined
TO have more extensive sale than any
other work ever published in this country.
The sales already effected are literally i'm
mcnse, and the number of copies that
will be demanded in coming years
can scarcely be computed The
next generation and many Of its successors
will read the Grant Memoirs with as deep
an interest as the great soldiers contem-
poraries. Centuries hence new editions
viii be called for. The work is dedicated
by the author "to the American soldier
and sailor !" its life will be co-extensivew with
the memory Of Grant, and that must endure
forever
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02


"Let Them Choose Democrat " is the
caption of an editorial In which the Wash
ington Post discusses the election of pres
ident pro temporc Of the Senate. The Post
says;
The Republicans OF the Senate either believe
or do lot believe that a political party's hold on
the executive department of the government
may rightfully be severed by the. death of the
two Tersons whom that party has elected Pres
ident and Vice President. If they do, they
will proceed next Monday to elect Repubi-
can senator to be president pro tempore. If
they do not, they will proceed to elect Demo-
cratic senator to be president pro tempore.
The Republican senators undoubtedly be-
liovc that IL would be wise to change the
existing law so as to put Cabinet officials
IN line Of succession instead Of The presi-
dent pro temporc Of the Senate and speaker
Of the House Of Representatives. The
chief reason In support OF such change is
that II would remove the possibility of q
party being ousted by the death of the
President and Vice President. This reason,
combined with other important considcra-
tions, induced the Republican Senate of
the forty.cighth Congress to pass what is
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oil ,bS+ Ioy In tboir no,yor toward socur,n,,
a bctter law and tbd,r oOorts HAVING Noon
doreotod IN, tbo Dcmocroov tboy viii fool
that their duty is fairly discharged If thcv
abide Lv the statute as II stands and nv
tImc-honored usapc. meantime moving with
cheerful alacrity for the reform that their
opponents rejected last wear.
In the course Of the article under con-
siderotion thc Post sovs that ssfor tho
first time the direct issue has beon made
whether one nolitical marty will take od.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02

The New York World, discussing the
work before Congress, says "on the eve
of the presidential election, when the Sen
ate and Executive were in Republican
hands and the Democracy had n majority
only in the House Of Representatives, It
was as inexpedient MS IL was useless to agl-
tate tariff legislation, which was then i'm
possible legislation. The situation is diff
ferent now" The case is not "different
now" so far as Congress is concerned. The
Senate Of the forty-ninth Congress will be
as sure to rcpel any attempted raid on the
tariff as the Senate of the forty-eighth Con.
gross would have been. The free trade
Democrats will have to wait until they pos
sess plenary legislative power before they
will be able to make even a beginning Of
their contemplated work. The probabill-
tics are that their time will never come.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02
ADVICE 10 MIR. spnrls.

lOloDe-DcmOcIatl
II is coming daily more appareat that
Mr.. Sparks, In the character Of party
alarm-clock, 10 not success. He goes of
too often and too loud Some time ago, he
sent out number Of investigators to In
vestigate the condition Of the public lands,
and at frequent intervals since then aston
ished the country with vociferous accounts
Of what these investigators were doing aud
Of the awful revelations that lay just he
yond. But somehow, these revelations
never seemed to come, and, little by little,
the truth is coming out that no discoveries
have heen made, and the cries OF fraud were
simply TO keep up the spirits of the faithful
In the hope that frauds could, In time, be
unearthed that would satisfy the popular
demand. This sort of thing will never do.
Mr.. Sparks must either produce good
lively fraud, or forfeit his reputation as a
reformer The business of a reformer is to
reform something, and II Mr.. Sparks can
find nothing to reform, his occupation is
gone.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02
Improvement of Waterways.


The English statistician Mulhall credits
the United states with nearly one.fourth OF
the total industries OF the world, including
agriculture, manufactures, commerce, aud
transportation, Our agricultural products
are about two-tenths Of the worlds total,
and our manufactures are about three
tcnths. And yet, excepting a small part,
this stupendous annual output Of commo.
dites Is consumed on our own soil Our
commerce Is chiefly domestic commerce.
The food products and raw materials Of the
west 20 cast and the manufactured prod
ucts Of the cast come west. The north
carries Oh great exchanges with the south.
The whole nation is interested in the cheap
enng of transportation between tho two sec
tions. The improvement Of the Mississippi
and its tributaries, aud the opening OF u water
passage from the Mississippi TO tho great
lakes, would benefit the east as much MS
the west. Viewed in a detached way, par
ticular western river improvements seem
only Of local dcsirability but when con-
si1ored ne one great system covering the
upper half Of the Mississippi valley and
bringing down its products for the bene-
tit Of the whole nation, these watcr-coursos
appear, as in fact they are, a less local and
sectional interest than the Atlantic ocean.
The improvement of ocean harbors is
work of loss national character than the
improvement Of the natural highways in
the heart of the country
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02

THE Philadelphia Times says: "To be con-
sistent, the Republican organs that coun-
seled the President not TO go to Indianapo-
lis should now begin to abuse him for fol-
lowing their advice" That would be
fair average sample Of Democratic CON
sistency and decency, but 1t would not be
in keeping with Republican manners. Tue
President did quite the proper thing when
he decided to stay IN Washington. The
New York Sun, which is not very decidedly
friendly to the President, says that he did
swell to disregard his own personal in
clination, and remain in Washington in
stead Of going to Indianapolis to attend the
funeral Of the Vice President. The sug-
gestlon that he is in Just as much danger at
the national capital as he would be any.
where else has no force. The risk of rail
road travel would be additional, and dur
ing the interval which must clNpse before
the election of president of the Senate
and q speaker Of the House Of Representa-
tives II is the duty Of the President to in-
cur 10 possibility Of peril which he can
avoid" That Is sober seIse--for the Sun
can be sensible when its mind is not dwell
ing on "The Great Fraud But for the
culpablc refusal Of the last Democratic
House to pass bill making wise and ample
provision for the presidential succession,
Mr.. Cleveland would undoubtedly have
gratined his personal feelings by attending
the Vice Presidents funeral.
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02

mans services, No doubt Mr.. Butler
is good enough man for Office, but the
dear public has managed to get along com
fortably without "thc benefit Of the dstin-
gulshcd gcntemon's services ~ and may be
able to 20 on for n while, even II he should
not be fitted to place at the national feed
box. While the bid-glovod hand Of the Hon.
I.eycrett Saltonstall, Of Boston, firmly ygrasps
the country by the tail, who shall fear dis
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02
How to Discourage II Tramp.

TKlnderhook Rough notes
"Who's that at the kitchen door?" asked
Mr.. Jollikln of his young wife last Sunday
just after breakfast
"Its tramp and I'm bothered to death
with them," she replied.
"Wait a minute, my dear,n said her hus-
band, "I'll fix him so he won't trouble you
any more.n
lie kissed her and went out and in I've
minutes he returned.
well" queried his wife, "did you fix
himtn
"Yes; gave him something to eat.n
"Wby, you shouldn't have done that.
He'll he sure to come right back and worry
me moro than ever,n she said petulantly.
"Oh, no, he won't. ] gave him pocket
ful Of those biscuits you made for break
fast.n
National Republican. (Washington City (D.C.)) 1872-1888, 1885-12-02
Her Language Was Inadequate.

IT TVIu IHU DVEIUIV IINU TVo''I
She was wading across the mud on Wood
ward avenue when butcher cart came
along and splashed her from bonnet to
shoes. A pedestrian who witnessed the ac-
cidcnt pulled out his handkerchief and
said
"Beg pardon, but let me wipe some Of 1t
or"
90! thanlsr' she replied, "but never
mind the mud If you feel 1t duty to do
something in the case please mention some
Of the leading cuss words now in use ~