New-York tribune., 1885-01-05
THE TALK or THE DAY.


Horsehesh around Poughkeepsie appears to bc ma,
in quality runaway team dashed into a PASSING
freight train the Hudson River road that town
and hurled six from the track The who woud
OF horses spritless and weak to be abs
to knock only six off railroad track should bs
ashamed of himself.
Nebraska historian who Is writing history Of Nanca
County in order to get to the eginung has bacs 60
the creation or the world He caunot decide, howeyus
whether IL was God VINO cr,a.ea or whether ~ was
e Is coming down TO Name County by esy stages By
way OF Adam and the food. .-lBoston Journal.
That ever he'll get into heaven we doubt
Let none for his happiness pray
Who at the front door Of a horse-ear gets out
On windy, wintry day. Boston Courier.
DR.. MorehOuse. Bishop OF Melbourne. Australia, who
recently surprised his clergy by refusing pray tho
destruction Of the rabbits in his diocese has refused
tc authorize prayer tor ra.n Before complaining.
he says people snoua do something themselves toward
storing up the superuity in the wet against
drouth."
"You horrd tlLngw said Miss Jaggs to Miss Minnie
Jaggs when tEey had sought their room "yon actnalr
that biscuit after Uncle Horace hal reached TO you
OH his own forkw "We, what OF itfy ~What Of IT.
should say what of i'll The idea of touching anything
any any difference IN Uncle Horaces case Why nots
Because he never puts his fork In his mouth -Roes-
land Courier.
The City of Mexico has excellent police force. At
night policeman be found at corner All the
policemen very polite and will stop street
gaantly assist lady to board 1t with Castillan
grace.
al should hate to be lawyer" remarked the grocer
and lie obliged TO argue contrary to my belief Then
he proceeded to Inform customer that the bottle Of
cotton seed oil he held in his hand was the pure nadu
erated juice OF the olive should hate TO be grocer
said the lawyer, and have to soil my hands with
moasscs, kerosene and all sorts OF vile stnf lie was
| seen a few moments later suaking nands WIN
murderer, burgnr and drnnkard. Boston Transcript
The owners Of Is 900 horses Berlin have petitioned
| the IN pO n asDhatuC the llero
As Berlin has about 27OO0 horses IN ALL this petition
one of Importance 1t brought about by an agitation
against asphalt last year the art Of the cab divers
association.
We have received very urgent invitation TO be at Los
Innas on Christmas day. and we caut what will pre-
vent US from being on hand. We understand ball Is Ii
contemplation, and how could We inss III Won't sone
young lady volunteer to go down with -Aou1nerqus
! IN. NJ Journal.
The people Of Gienwood Springs Col, have not the
sun month 1t has been raining constantly. and the
mud in the streets Is foot deep.
Texas eaitor announces: We will pay $4,000 for
the arrest OF the person who unintentlonay took away
haGd-axe." lie could get new pair of scissors TOT
less money. and he would find that they much
better adapted 10 chOppng out editorials originr para
| graphs and such matter, than hanI-aSe. Texas
editor without either scissors or AN axe must be In
frlsni predicament indeed aud may be Obliged to s-
| pend his paper
There are in Brunswick. Ga. two flowing wells, ono
35 feet and the other 43O feet in depth Together they
discharge $40 gallons aminute and the water said 10 DO
| very beneficial In all kidney troubles.
| Dr. r. Won Lenlenfeld who has been studying the
sDonges Australian shores the Lnean soci ~
Wales has succeeded in discOfe eifng tho
nervous system OF these low animals which has hitherto
escaped observation This discovery Is OF gr, at
scientific nasmuch as IL proves tho much dts
putei animal nature OF sp0bges beyond all doubt Ihe
nervous system consists or small DiOdermal, spindle
shaped cells similar to those ecoderna elements when
perform the functions OF sensitive cells IN ieyi-h snd
higher animals. Ganglis cells have also been detected
| similar those in higher anmas-lSiney Mall Aus
| tralIa.
| The palbearers at funeral In an Arizona mining
town quarrcled on the way 10 the cemetery, and the
whole cortege was stopped while they had rough and
tumble sluggng match roadside local account
that the only quiet person in the company was tho
corpse.
"Jobson" huskily whispered Mrs. Jobson there's
| Go kick him" What fort" exclaimed Jobson
"'Cause it's the style what read about Preek u and
| be somebody " And me. with four unmarrageable
daughters Why. I'd rather let him kick uie Mrs job
son. you're q toOl" (Pttsburg Chronice-IeeEraph
An n.allibe indication that the great ball season
upon the appearance of that venerable article about
scores detectives in full evening diess who are hired
| to be present. at all social festivities.
| The chief OF the Minneapolis fire department grows
and envens the otherwise dull pages ~ MS re.
port with fash of Wit whcn In enunerating the eiuses
% fires. he mentions looking for leak III gas Pi VITA
lighted lamp and found it-one. "-lOmaha Republican,