Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-03
@aBnIGH3F Bifs.
AceoRpMe to the Boston Post, ''the Water
Board is ful again"

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AccoRpINe to the Boston Post, 1.-THE Water
Board is fun again"
QUEEN VICTORIA has made her new son-in-
law a Colonel. This hNes the Prince If he
ever wants to travel n'Kentucky.-Pucb
The latest thing in seupsis = puree of chest
nuts. lake two quarts VI boiling water and
a copy otthe Chicago Tri5ltne. stir gently
Drake's Mdgasfne. t'i Y"
TWAS never exactly buried alive said an
old CLERK. recOunting his experiences, but |
once worked a week in ~ store that did not
advertise. AlN hen ! came out my head was
almost as white as Won now see it Solitary
confinement did tf'-GtBgt1natt Gdsette.
"PmIsDRLPHtA,' says the can, els really
getting tOibe a city of sgnsdtiGns.' For mer-
cys sake, what can have happened? Has
some th9ughtless householder left his lily
white shutteIs ajar. or ls, II only another va
riety OF smel That has heep-discovered in the
Schuyiktl water2-B0st0n Transcript.
tNcLE JAKE TO bis caums, ASIAN i@llustra-
tiQn OF the simplicity OF = stage-load Of city
folks recently under his charge)-"Ez we
turned Claggett's Blu6, about : o'clock, the
hull crowd bursted out in 'Ohsn and 'ahsn
An what dye s'pose It was all about? Why,
one Of them COMMON red an yaller sunsetsm
-HGrDer's Bdsar.
S~oENE-English primary school. Mistress
teaching her class the alphabeD to Johnny
aged hve)-"NOW, Johnny, let's hear how
vel you can say your letters right through
OtlluN- 1ds Dts rrs dt, ne. nell Rt, udlltI,
-chO)lma'am-"Can't you say 'aitch,' john
ny2" J0hnny-"Iersem-haitch hi, ia. ka.
sheol2 Scboolma'am-"What! There's no
suCh letter rs that. l0U mean L. Johnny
'Yessem, hi know but ma says you mustn't
say he'll any more, coz they calls it sheol now
The LudeDeHdent.
"WHO is the most richly dressed woman in
This hotelg" I asksG IN q certain big house.
The wife of SO-and-so, the gambler" was
the reply.
.WIois tho most baarffful9J
Miss Such-Or-such the actress, who eloped
with W~hat-you-call him last winter"
who keeps the fastest horse?"
"l'Other fellow. The pDOl-seller."
Now those are the points that embodied in
zoe ftv rerorts veal mnk" the department
worth reading.-Bro0klVn Eagle.
COL. W-IrHERsPooN is celebrated for the
bad quality of the cigars be smokes. Macbe n
simmons, an Onion creek farmer, had q game
of billiards with him in the Gently Dream
ing Saloon" the stakes being a cigar. Col.
WitherspOon promptly handed over a cigar
summons examined the cigar carefully, and
hayins smelled 1t, shook his head. "lll tell
vop what iii do WitherspOQn,' said Sim
mons wei play Que. more ,g4me, and the
loser viii nave to smoke THAR cigar. | want
t0Eive YOU q chamCe 80 get Gyen with me -
Ierds S1RhJ -. u q al2 fs1m
PLACID 7 am; content. serene,
s.r,l 24e ~ slahol g psqm bread,
dfl Upon its tasteless sidsI spread.
The eeEtEal0w as Hey orIlaid s,-
I'll by any eac2lfug. tSathsred hen.
But FROM The Lord kuews what tbs made
In NewarSDy unfeathered men.
l wash my simple br4akfast down
With fragrant chicofy 50 cheap,
Or for the best black ira in fogn.
-9a.a Dried WulOw leayesIa calmly steep.
But iffrom msn's vito arts | Zee,
.. ADddEiuk pure water from the pump,
I gultf1wn tnfuF0"ie.
And quarts Of a bacteria,
And mlsaus rOtatsr3,
And wrlEgllng- poiygastric9,
Aud sluny diatOmacp9.
And hard-shellcd ophryocercina,
And dauhltl-barreiedkQlpo
Non -lorlcatcd ambo'N2,
Md TatiJus aatmaeNte
HOfmidrie, high, an,biow degree.
For NatuFe inst h%eatsdiA creation
In multiplied adultcration.
Robert j. BYrdsNs