The Northwestern standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1885-1886, 1885-11-28
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4 heath his heel; 'tWa as la brick ID the
ak, hard and red, and the 81 Dung
man ground il beneath his head - 7s b:
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"A Western critic speaks Of a GER
tain singer as having a voice as sweet
I as a seventeen year locust's But as
II singer the locust gives the most salts
faction. It only appears once in sey-
enteen years. VosS'sstoa0aa Herald.
ID q it again:
There was y young lad in Lynn
35S Who said she thought kissing q sym;
q But when her new beau
Tried to see if twas seau,
She said, ooh, please do 1t agynr. =
Lynn Union.
B ~ Dung Miss Boston to Harvard
oarsman: 81 suppose you have read
George Eliot's Mill on the Floss !! ~ .
lei. o. (suddenly Interested We'll,
now, it's funny / never heard OF it, and
| read all the sporting papers, too.
Was George knocked Quit - N z.
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Mississippi are sometimes phil
osophical. IA Ticksburg man chopped
off one Of his small toes. When some
one expressed sympathy he said: oh,
this amt nothin. You ought to have
seen my father before the war. He
chopped off his big toe. - 47lcaaessso
lraus5er.
ITO clean the teeth use a mixture
of emery and sweet oil, following it
with plenty Of kerosene. Y This would
seem 10 be queer advice, but as it is
taken from a machinists magazine,
4 and from d chapter relating to circular
saws, we have no doubt it is given IN
good faith '--Bostoas Post.
Gus De Smith is well known as one
of the most adroit liars in Austin, At
social gathering at the Ierger man
sion Gilhooly said to Gus: That's
not true. = What's not true2' What
You said just now "But I didn't say
ANYTHING. Y That's all the same,
What you were going TO say is not
triie. 2 9egas ssss;jit,51ags.
Father. You are not sending
George any more money, / hopper At
the rate he is spending money his edu-
cation will cost him more than it viii
be worth. He resorts to all sorts OF
excuses to get1noney. Mother but
bills IuDitCF ~ iOLI GstCUtLdl
He writes me that he is just beginning
to study German and must have a Ger
man student lamp right away ~. Z.
Times.
---Old Judge Saunders is a great
Drag, and has told about dozen differ
ent stories IN regard to the weight OF q
certain big catfish that he caught. a
friend, trying to entrap him, asked:
Judge, what was the precise weight
Of that big fish you caught Judge
Saunders to colored Waiter): Bob,
what did say yesterday that catfish
weighed?'' What time yesterday,
boss in de nsawning, at dinner time.
or after snpperP' q christian at York.
Have another piece OF cake, &
said Johnny's mother to. a female
friend, who was taking dinner with
her. mo, don't you do H. put in
Johnny; .sit Will make you sick. 3 s
why, Johnny, amt you ashamed of
yourself to talk that wayan' Well,
mother, that is what you always tell
me when I want another piece, and {
bet I kin get away with four times as
much as Mrs. Green kin. - Chicago
tribune.
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PERSONAL 4. AND 's y 4
$500 ii lavellasstl Lender " ritz
John II. Mclean with being the iiSss i
man IN Cincinnati, worth at least six
million dollars.
5--A nephew Of Bismarck, who left
Germany because Of q difficulty with
another officer Of his regiment, is living
in Hoboken, N. j.
Mrs. Black Bear. a Piegan squaw,
died recently at the Blackfeet reseryi-
ton, Montana, aged one hundred and
tWentyfotm years.
II The Tycoon who was deposed in
s8savor Of the present Mikado of Japan
! by q revolution which cost one hundred
thousand lives, is living quietly in
Sidsuoka, a small Japanese country
town. lie is iifty-five years Of age and
comparatively poor.
III. Il. Phillips, of Big Rapids, Pa,
celebrated his marriage recently by
presenting to his bride his tcething ring,
the first lock of hair cut from his head
and the first tooth he5cut, and receiving
in exchange one-haH interest Ill q pros
porous grocery store
IA son OF Mr. Robbins, of Fish
Greek, is twenty-one years old and only
weighs about thirty-th three pounds. He.
talks. walks, looks and acts like a
grown rnan, and is about the height OF
a common three ear-old child. His
parents have had several offers for him.
but ,they will not let him go on exhibit
ton for fear some one will steal him. =
Hocklosad { Ne. Gasette
+ y ri ohm Wilkes Booth was shot in A
barn near Bowling Green, Va, April
2e, 1865, twelve days after the assassina-
ton of President Lincoln, by Boston
Corbett. His body was first buried in
the arsenal at Washington. In 1866,
I st the request. OF Edwin Booth. the re-
mains we're removed to a cemetery in
Baltimore, and were Inferred by the
side of those OF his father and other
members Of his family. Chicago Her,
ald.
To show what q girl can do, it is
related that &. Miss TAYLOR, who came
10 Wahpeton, p. q, three years ago,
took q presumption and had an offer OF
marriage the first year. The second
year she took a homestead and a tree
claim aud had tour offers to line
farms. She has now q section OF land,
twenty-seyer COWS and innumerahle.
calves, and is ready to consider the
offers TO marry. St. Pssal lHsssa.
Il Globe.
In 8 recent. interview Christine
Nilsson said; AS for me. lead a
sTiangular lite between London, Paris
and the United States. AL receive NE
oharmingIy. and the Americans always
S.3 4 Il . -, i, I, $50 :, 3,,S