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ADJUSTMENTS

ADJUSTMENTS.
A LBAUGH's GRAND OPERA HOUSE
WEEK OF MARCH 80
WEDNESDAY AND SATURDAY MaTTNEFS
RH EA,
IN superb Collection of Standard Comedies,
supported oy an Unrivaled Company, under the Man.
agement of ]. w. Morrissey
Tuesday and Friday Evenings March ~ and Anril
s. Inc Prince of Wales Version of
IHE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL"
April 1, Wednesday Grand Matinee, Rhea,s New
Comedy Drama,
THE AMERICAN COUNTESS
wednesday Evening, April l. and Saturday Even
ing, April 4,
AN UNEQUAL MATCH"
Thursday Evening, April q Sard ou's Great Comedy,
ARCADIA," "a Dangerous Game.)
saturday, Rhea Farewell Matinee, CAMILLE"
Monday, April 6, HAVERLEY'S MINSTRELS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

PANAMA, March Silt is reported that H.
NJ. s. Lily on nearing the wharf at Colon was
fired on. She returned the fire.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

CLERK PowELL's APPOINTMENT Before
PRESIDENT Arthur retired he appointed his
valet, Aleck Powell, to a position in the rail.
way mail service, for which he has been criti-
cised as violating the spirit, although not the
letter. OF the civil service law. It is stated how
clerk in the New York customs office, which
position he had reached by passing civil service
examinations. President Arthur brought him
TO washington as his private clerk and messen-
ger at about the same salary. The position he
received In the railway mail service is not con-
s1dered In any way an advancement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

PROPOSED REMOVAL OF THE NEW JERSEY
CAPIToL.-The proposition to remove the New
Jersey state capitol to Newark or Elizabeth,
made as joke by the Introduction Of o resolu:
tion in the New Jersey assembly last week, has
the southern and central part Of the state. A
minority of the special committee on restoring
the capitol has made report favoring its re.
ready introduced. In the senate, however, thS
southern counties control the situation, and
practically there is no probability that Trento0
viii lose the capitol.
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EXCITED DEMOCRATS.

indignation at the denomination Of
Postmaster PearsOn-Talk Of Demo.
cratic Senators Opposing His COnfir-
matiOn-A Semf.O Omcial Statement Of
the Grounds for the Presidents
Action.
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mh31 18th and B streets northwest.
1~s OFFICE METROPOLITAN R. r. CO,
D>S WASHINGTON, March 81 1885.
NOtlce Is hereby given that the April dividend will
be paid at the Conpanys Office. PAIL street north
west, on and after April l, 1885.
mh31-2t VIM. W. MOORE, Sec. and Treas
TEEs THE JACKSON DEMOCRATIC ASSO-
- CATION will hold its regular weekly meet
Ing TUESDAY EVENING, March 3lst, at 7:3O
O'Clock, at Cosmopolitan Hail. Sth and F. SITS. NV.
Judge T. w. BARTLEY will address the meeting
JOHN E. NORRIS, President.
N. SARDO SeCretarY.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

COMMANDER N. II. FARoUHAR, commandant
OF the naval cadets at Annapolis, has been
awarded the prize offered by the naval insti-
tute for the best essay on Inducements for re-
tanning trained seamen in the navy and best
system of rewards for long and faithful service
There were three competitors.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

FoRDs OpERA HOUSE
JOHN T. FORD ...--.. Manager
THE STODDARD LECTURES.
TONIGHT AT 8.
VERSAILLES AND MARIE ANTOINETTE.
Opening Scenes of the French Revolution Advent of
Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Alienation of the
People Flight and Ignominious Return of the Royal
Family.
WEDNESDAY EVENING:
PARIS IN THE REIGN OF TERROR.-Con-
cuson of the sad but exciting story of the French
Revolution.
THURSDAY EVENING:
THRO ENGLAND WITH CHARLES DICKENS
famous lecture. Hundreds turned away in every
city.
FRIDAY EVENINGS:
ROUND THE BAY OF NAPLES
SATURDAY MATINEE,
(By request )-THRO ENGLAND WITH
CHARLES DICKENS.
SATURDAY EVENING:
THE ECASTLE-BORDERED RHINE
Tickets for all Lectures now ready.
Admission, SOC: Reserved Seats, 75c.
mh312t BURDITT & NORTH, Managers
EASTER WEEK. THE LEOPOLDS.
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MAKING A GOOD REcoRD.-Judge Emory
Speer, of Georgia, whose confirmation met with
some opposition chiefly on account Of his youth
fulness. is making good a record that those
who objected to the appointment the most
strenuously are now the warmest in his praise.
The savannah NeWs says of his first court that
"his rulings have been Intelligent and impartial,
and he has shown by his opinions that he is
every way careful and we'll read jurist" The
savannah Times says that che has borne him
self upon the bench with dignity, ability and
hrmness." This is pleasant reading to his wide
circle of friends in Washington
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

Es ANNOUNCEMENT.
CORPS has decided
1. That voting all articles at the fair in Abuers
Music Hal shall close TUESDAY, 31st, at 10 D. NJ
2 That all goods not otherwise disposed of sha be
sold at auction in Abner's Hall WEDN ESuAY
EVENING, at o'clock. mh3O.lt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

t. L U NJ B E R.
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THE Ex-PREsIDENT AT FORTRESS MONROE
Ex-President Arthur yesterday received a sa-
lutte of twenty-one guns at Fortress Monroe Va.
He was visited by Gen. Tidban and the officers
Of the garrison. During his stay there Mr.. Ar
thur will be the guest OF Capt D. D. Wheeler,
post quartermaster.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-03-31

PERsoNAL.-Mayor Grace, Of New York, is at
the Authorization. Willard P. Carr, of Da-
| kota, is in town-Ex-Secretary Ramsey, Of
Montgomery, of Denver, is at the Riggs
Capt. James B. Eads: who has been seriously i'll
at New Orleans, is tmprqying.-H. c. John
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DEFIEED BY A TEXAN.

II see there has bseu trouble on the
Rio Grande, aud that number of Mexi-
cans we're killed. don't you know said
an English tourist to Texas gentleman
in Austin the other day,
Yes; little fandango down thar
You bet the Americans will get way
~ith the Greasers every time" replied
the Texan.
'Aw, don't you know. / oawn't see
why you always call the people Of the
States Hamercans, when you talk of the
other people Of this country as Neyicaus
and Canadians, Chilians and Brazllilns. "
because, don't you know, it means
Hamer-I I.cau-the Hamaricans can ham
mer any nation on top OF the ground,
We hammered John Ball twice, don't
you know and We can do it again, and
if anybody doubts what say I've got the
tools to prove it,"
AS the proof appeared to be somev here
about the butt Of a suspicious loo king re-
volver the tourist did not gainsay 1t, but
concluded that be would got out OF tbs
besstly country at ones.
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REUBEN sLEEK's LEcoNTcs.

Verify, it is not the knowledge which
thee possesses, but the use which thee
makes OF it, that will give thee promin-
ence among thy fellow men, said Reuben
Saturday evening last, as his visitors
gathered about him.
Thee can commit no theft which will
be more certain to bring its own punish
ment than to rob thy stomach for tie
sake Of embellishiug thy person"
"Thy most dangerous enemies will
not always spring from beneath thy
station in life; the eagle descends from
lofty nights to gather in ills pnlpcky
victims.
by keeping on good'terms with thy.
self thee will always be prepared to
make the most ot thy opportunities"
"In gasping the right hand Of the man
who calls bimself thy friend, thee will
do well 10 assure thyself that his left is
not in thy pocket
"Verily, the only path TO true happi.
ness in life lies in keeping tine magnitude
of Thy desires in uniformity with the
dimensions Of thy purse"
Thee will often be called upon to
exercise true bravery in facing the world
without Disgusting thy identity"
The horns of a dilemma will some
times toss thee into tho lap of assured
success"
The wise man never sits astrido the
ridgepole of his dwelling on a biting
wintry night to publicly advertise warmth b
and comforts that exist within.".
THE brains of many men are simply
attics for storing away the sopel1aous
odds aud ends Of daily life"
Thy words ara tho seed.corn Of thy
life and should be selected with exceed.
ing care in view Of the anticipated har-
vest"
Thy lips will often be called upon to
quaff the bitter draught which alone Will
posssss the power TO heal thy moral
infirmities."
II thy domestic requirements are set
to the tune of the wash-tnb thee should
never run in debt for a piano in the hope
of supplying deficiency"
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house was all furnished from garret TO
csllnr. and Uucle Nathan came with Dan
and Minnie to Inspect It.
Very good" said he, after tour
through the house, "aud now here's your
pay banding Dan q folted psper.
Dan opened it, Il was deed of the
cottage, upon which Uncle Nathan had
bestowed the poetic name of the Elm
Lodge"
why, why, Uncle Nathanl what does
this mean2' stammered Dan, staring in
bewilderment ut the deed.
Ermina peeped over his shoulder
Oil you darling Uncle Natnu2" she
cried, clapping her hands. "You meant
it for us all tho time
"OF course, little witch, smiled Uncle
Nathan, pulling her curls. Are you
very much disappointed because / am
not going 10 marry Miss Nancy or the
widow
Minnie testified her disappointment
by throwing her arms around bis neck
and kissing him rapturousiy. So, after
all. Dan aud Minnie were married verv
soon, and began life in this ideal cot
tage.
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The Rev. Geo. II. Thayer. of Bourbon.
Ind, says; Both myself aud wife owe our
liYes tn shilnh's Consumntion Cure" snld
bv " T Berry, Welssport, and q T Horn,
Lehigh.on.
Are you made miserable by ind sestion,
constipation. disziness, lnss of appetite, vel
low skim? Shilnh's Vipli..r Is II positive
euro. snld by W F Bicry, W.issport, and
C I Horn, Lehighlon.
Why will You cough when shilnh's Cure
will give Immediate relief Price ! 0 cents
SO cents and 81. Sold nv " Biory,
Wesspprii c T lorn, Lsnighton.
sbioh's Catarrh Romody IA positive
cure for cttarrh, diphtheria, and cAukar
month. Sold by W + Biery, WeIssp,rt and
T Horn, Lshighton.
"Hackmrtaok" lasting anil fragrant
perfume. Price 2j aud 50 oaEts. B,li by
W T BierY, WeissporL ani G 7 Horn, Ls.
highton.
Shilsh's Cure will immAilltcly relieve
rroup, whoopng congh and bronchitis
snld by W F B.ery, WeIssparj c 7 Horn.
Lehighton.
For dysnepsia anil livor compliant, you
hsye printed guarantee on every bottle
OF Shiloh's VialiIsr. Il never failE to care.
Sold by W F Bieyi Wessporti c T Hora,
Lehishton.
A nasal injector !res with eaah bottle C I
Shiloh's Ca,'rrh Remedy. Prics 81 couts
Sold by W + Blery, Welssport, Horn,
Lohignton.
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WHY LAMPS ARE POPULAR,

Mrs. Dobbs-No, indeed, the new craze
for lamps has not affected me. and it
WON'T, either. ! would not have lamp
in the parior for the world.
Mrs. Hobbs How can you talk so?
The lamps they make now are perfect
works Of art, and everybody buys them. .
81 know III but / can't SEQ what ad-
vantage they are"
IF you had grovnrup daughter, as I
have, you would see the advantage quick
eponsh."
Dear me! What difference would that
maker"
you know a kerosene lamp can't be
turued down real low without smoking"
Yes"
''Well, when ] smell smoke know it's
tipe to saVptsr into the parloT,"
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A SAILORS STORY.

We were becalnled cff the Mexican
cnast on board of an old tub of a craft
that was digniied by the name of a
splendid selling vessel, the Flying Raven,
and bound to our several homes in the
Atlantic States, after lf-banishmeut
in tho mines OF California.
We had been promised n quick run to
Panama from the Golden gate, but "man
proposes and God disposes." For in
stea OF short passage we.Yero forty
three days getting opposite Acapulco in
Mexico; there We lay in dead calm FIVE
days in one spot. Added to this. we ran
short of provisions and were put on
short Wllowaupei there were few pas.
sengers that messed with the captain,
and these Jared very we'll, and this fact
was u bone of discomfort to the balance,
and many were the grumblings at the
partiality thns shone.
In our crowd Of some two hundred
passengers was curious aud eccentric
person, to whom we gave the enphoni-
Gus name of "Mugpins." His real name
l never learned. His curicns and gro
'esGne contortions of countsnauce and
odd speeOhes at times were so witty that
he was the main source of merrment for
the whole ships company,
We had BEEN placed on short allow
ance some two or three days. when all Of
a sudden our Merry Andrew was miss
ing. We searched every nook and corn
er of the vessel, bnt no 'Muggins" was
to be found, and We came to the con-
ciusion that lie Eni gone overheard rc-
cideptslly, or with intent to commit sui
eide. Al any rate. he was gone from our
midst.
With his disapnonrauce the life and
spirit seemed gone from our company.
4 dull. melanOLoly feeling took pos
session Of the whole ships crew; l. for
one, felt curious in regard to the mys-
terious disappearance of our frllow.pas-
senger.
One thing looked little strange to me.
It was this; His bunk or sleeping cot
was next TO mine, and l made the i'm.
portant to mel discovery that his carpet
bag and blanket we're gone, too.
II he committed suicide by jumping
overheard. did he take these articles
With him? or. again. bad some fellow
passenger appropriated them as soon as
it as known that be had disappeared? !
could not fathom it, so kept my own
counsel and said nothing.
The crew Of the Flying Raven wer,
mostly old taTs, and withal very super
stitious, and the loss cf our fellow. pas
seuger appeared to have visible effec
upon their spirits. for we no longe
hcard the rough joke and merry song,
One evening | was trying to get lItil
cool air, seated upon a coil of rope, an,
smoking a fragrant Hayans. II hat
grown quite dark, aud my mind wa
busy with the past, present, aud future
anI wondered II there was a soal oi
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THE POOR MANS BIRD.
ny NACKAT.

a ycnr ago, I had child,
A little daughter fair saI mild;
More precious than my life 10 mo.
She sleeps beneath the ehurchyarl tree.
Oil she was good ss she was fair,
Her presence wAs like balmy arr
She was radiance in my room,
She was sunlight in my gloom.
She loved thee well, thou little bird,
Her voice and thine we're ever heard;
They reused me when the morning shonei
But now hear thy voice alone,
Sine called me gently to her side,
Gave me her bird, and, smiling, died.
Thou vert her last bequest to me:
! loved her fondly-I love thee.
'Tis true, l often think 1t hard,
Sweet lark to keep thee here embarr'd,
Whilst thou art singing all day long,
As il the fields inspired thy song,
As If the flowers, the woods, the streams,
Were present in thy waking dreamS;
But yet, how can let thee nyP
What eouldsL thou do with liberty?
What cnulast thou do7 Alas, for me!
What should do it wanting thee,
Sole relic Of my Lucy dear?
There noeds no talk l-thou'rt prisoner here
Bat l will make thy duranos sweet.
I'll bring the turf to cool Ihy feet;
Fresh turf, with daisies tipp'd ia pink,
And water from the well to drink.
| need thee. Were it not to choose,
Ere sunshine dry the morning dewg,
Thy fresh green turf, should not stray
Out to the ields the live long day;
| should be captive to the town,
And waste my life in alleys brown;
Thy wants impel me to the swarG,
And Natures face is my reward.
Sweet bird, thou wakene't bv thy song
Bright memories aud affections stroncj
At sight Of thee drea m nf flowers,
And running streams, and branching bow
ersj
| But most cf her whose little lace
Was luminous with love and gruccj
Thou art link may not break-
love ii ee for my Lucy's sake.
1
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CHARLES RAD GUEssEs.

Two young ladies were overheard talk
ing gIibly and confidently on a subur-
ban train. Now. Mary" said one "tell
ms why you quarreled." ''BecauSe he's
ninny, that's the reason. You know
he's been coming TO see me for two years +,
and could see just as plain as anybody
else that be was head over heels in loye
with me. But he dilu't seem 10 havo
any snap to him, and got real impati
eut, just as any girl would have done.
few nights before Christmas he called
TO see me, aud before LIS went away
said: Charlie, 1 want TO make you a
Christmas present. l want to lie sure it
will suit You. It's something real nice,
warm, useful, and ornamental, aud will
always stay with yon. "A soari1 he
asked No, uota scarf, said, though
it might embrace you. Ii weighs about
hundred pound, and I've heard you
thought it very precious. %. know,
he said, "a bicycle! By this time l was
nearly mad, but made one more tffor}.
Not a bicycle, said. but it can walk.
has mouth, eyes, pretty, and is very
aiIectiopate. NOW / know he said,
aud what do You think the uinny guessed
that timer big Newfoundland dog!
] was never SO disgusted in my life. aud
have not seen Charlie since. He's treated
me real mean, and now leap years gone.
and just hate him. Oh, there be is now
at the other end Of the car. Amt ho
sweet? lwish hs would come aud tax
me-"
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--Trayelers will he pleased to learn that
ct tho National Convention of Baggage
agents it was resolved that If trunk did
not burst op9n after being bounced end over
end four times, and tumbled out Of tho car
on TO The platform, it should bo delivered to
its owner in its normal condition. Blgsaga
agents are not 50 deairucliYe as some per
sons imagine.
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es-.s.ssgl..s-.5ly.-s,zI-.ls..s

--Childrsn are iunny things. was
bunting for the hammer aot long sic -, and
was getting out Of patience. AEsr in1 lr.
iag OF the bpys--who OF course knew uoth
ing about it--my little Ruth, four years
old, looked IN into my face, and beaming
with a smile as bright and sofl as Heaven,
taid--"Pa, ! kpow where the hammer s."
] patled on the head, and told hsr she was
the smartsst ore Of the whole lot, aud thea
! asked her--"Whero is it, honey r. to
which she naivley replied--"It's lost" aud
thai settled the matter.
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Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit can bo
cured by administering Dr.. HaIneJ
Goldel speOiho.

II can DO given in a cup Of coffee or tea
without the knowledge OF the person taking,
il, etieeiing speedy and permanent cure,
whether the patient is moderate drinker
or an aleoholis wrscg. Thousands or
drunkards haze been mado temperate men
who have taken the Golaen-sp5eiGa IN their
coffee without their knowledge, and To day
believe they quit drinking Of their ovn tree
gIli. No harmful eusss result from its
adminiHretion. Cures guaranteed Ciraulars
and testimonials sent free.
address, GnLpEy sPRoIrio Co.,
ls5 Race ST., Cuciuaati, o.
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--"What a beautiful girl that isl" ex
claimed Fozs. "Such a rare complexion +
You may we'll call il rare" muttsred Mrs
F." it certainly ia not we'll done" Hus
band and wife may he one in svery other
regard, but when they begin discussing sn
other womsn's good looks, you will fad
Two onininna.
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ee-azzts-s.=.sssr.-1v-z.,

William McKuew. l2l Fayelle strcoi,
BSilimore. MI, says: believe Fayoritr
kemedy' is good medicine. Il is doing
me more gNod than anything ever tried
ana have tried almost every thing for /
an, snlisrer from dyspepsja." While
FSVorIte l'enedy' is specific in stomsch
ana bladder hiseases, it is equally valuable
in cases Of billions disorders, cnnstipstinu Of
the bowels aud all class nrIlls anplr.;,tlv in .
separable from the constitutions Of women.
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The Ront OF tho Evil.

To thoroughly cure serniula it is mecca
aary to strike directly at the root ortho evil.
This iseXactly what lIooi's Sarss ppr.llsioss,
by acting upon the blood, thoroughly
cleansing IL OF all impurities, aud leaving
not even taint OF sCroIua in the vital
fluid. Thousands who hayo been eursl OF
soroiu!a w Hoods Strsapariln, testify to
lts wonderful blood-purIlYing qualities
Sold 5y all druggis,s.
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What a Mississippi Pilot says.

Capt. d. NJ. Riggs, who is well known at
New Orleans and along the Mississippi
river, says, " have been suffering from
dyspepsia for the past five years, and from
broken rest by severe pains in the bowels
and kiiueTs. tried every medicine rec
commended for these diseases, without sue
cess. At last | used a bottle ol Browns lion
Bitters, which proved perfect success in
my case" It cures all liver, kidney aud
malayial diseases.
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-When the blood is loaded with irnpur
ties, and moves slusglshly in the veins. an
Alternative is needed, as this crndi tioa ul the
vital Hnid cannot last long without serious
results There is nothing bette. han Ayer's
SnrsaparIia to purify the blood, and imparl
energy to the system.
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Thousands say So,

Mr. T. W. Atkins, Girari, Kan. writes 4.
meyer hesitate to recommend your EeG.
trio BlIters To my customers, they give en-
tire satisfaction and are rapid sellers" Eoc-
tric Eltters are The ruTcst sni best medicine
known and Will positively cure Kidney and
Liver complaints Purity tina blood and
bowels. M family can afford to be without
them. They viii save hundreds Of dollars
in doctors bills every year. SOLD at 50 cts.
a bottle by T. D. Thomas.
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lfnot paid in advance, $l.25

-v-Snbscribe for the CAun5N AD7ocArE
only 9l.00 year.
IS Sweet are the uses Of ndyersity," bat
We viii exchange large lot Of adyersity.
just as good as rew, for half the quantity
VI good luck.
--Sisb'e'keeper--" BY tho way, shall l
put IN on extra bui!alo?' EnGlish tourist
Couldn't YOU let tie ave an 'orsc, YOU
know7 Er-er rather not drive buffalo
FIRST time, Won know
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--"lohnnyI" cried her mother IL her boy
who was YollinG with that peculiar intens-
ity OF small boy with the throttle wils
open. "Oh, Johnny" "Yes, ma'am!' For
heavens sake what are you yelling at that
way2" "Ma'gmg" " said, what are you
yelling at?' II am yelling at the top of my
voice, thought Won knoNsd |"
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ElcIlen's Aruloa salyo.

The beet saive IN the world for euts,
bruises, snres, ulcers, salt rhuem fever sores,
letter, chappei hands, chilblands, corns,
aud all skin oruptinns. and positively cures
piles. or no pay required. ltis gusrnntesd
TO give perfect satisfaction, ar money re.
funded. Prioo IS cants per box.
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-Admiring c3usin-"Wnat are YOU e
ing To do, Tom, now you're thro' collcgs9'
Iom' who wishes 10 Le considered cynical
"oh, shall stand aside and le. the world
ROLL on" Admiring cousin, ol.armsd-
why, that's very kind Of you, Tom"
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Advertising Rates.

We desire t 10 be distinctly understood
4 as no advertisements will be inserted in
The coluAnns Of tbs CARBoS bDvocArR TINT
may bo received from unknown parties or
terms unless accompanied 10y the CASH.
The following arc our oNLY terms:
oNE sQuAuR no LISEs),
One year, each insertion. 10 cts.
Six monlhs, each insertion. .........v 40 cts.
Three months, each insertion ........., 90 cts.
Lass than three months first insertion
81 each subsequent insertion."... rs cts.
LoIal noalces 10 cents per line.
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