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EDITORIAL NOTES.

England does one-third of all the banking business of the world.
 The Sandy Hook pilots are said to be buy ing pools on the Puritan This may be true and it may not. If it is it is valuable sspoint"
Morning journal and courier., 1885-09-07
A Railroad Presidents Testi- mOny.

great Pennsylvania Railroad said just before his sudden death, in answer to a question: There is but one Dr. Flower, and it will be century before there is another, and the one medicine for Liver and Stomach troubles, and the general system, is his Liver and Stomach Sanative.''
Morning journal and courier., 1885-09-07
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.

Price $1O0 per bottle, bottles for S5 Sold by O. S. Leete & Co. a97 to...3os State.stree jy2S
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The Oldest Daily Paper Published
 in Connecticut. THE HARRINGTON PUBLISHING co.

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We are glad to see that some of our read CTS still retain an interest in the girls, and we can assure the pessimists that the good girls are not all gone. There is one who stepped
 gracefully into horse-car in this city last
Morning journal and courier., 1885-09-07

It costs fifty cents in western city to have barrel of four taken from the mill to the door of a dwelling Thirty five cents more will land it on the dock at Liverpool. Cheap enough for Liverpool
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-15

sr- frssri III rue NlpglyE ~ Wilt ~ "
3 sale aae Iiberai pvy n inarH '7f'l's
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Continued on Fourth page.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25
A Melancholy Judge.

A well-known Judge of severe aspect
and impressive mien, man of great
legal attachments, dropped into the
Standard theater the other night 70 see
Archie Gunter's play "Strictly Bust
ness
The strain of mental anxiety over
knotty points and ingenious TECHNICAL
ties was relaxed, and he, a Judge,
laughed as loudly as the rest. The act
drop fell and the Judge surveyed the
house. 1t was packed and the arith-
metical department OF the Judge S
brain started in to calculate the value
at IS cents head. When the drop fell
a second time he rose and threaded his
way through the thirsty crowd. A
gentle dash OF melancholy began to
show in his stern face, and as he stood
at the bar with a friend waiting for his
turn at q lumber he asked kind of sad
ly:
Say, how much do you think Gunter
makes out of this play?"
''Oh, | don't know. Perhaps $500 a
week at this rate. -
You don't say"
Perhaps more in a bigger theater"
chow long does 1t take a man to
write a play like this?'
Three weeks or a month, mebbe."
"Great Scott"
whats the matter?'
'Oh, nothing"
Their turn came and they drank. AS
they wiped their lips and walked out
the Judge said, solemnly:
Il was thinking. I've spent my life
writing legal work, and all I've got
out of it is 5000, and doubt if I'll get
any more-and Gunter gets $500 a
week for playn-- San Francisco
Ur0nicLe
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manitowoe pilot.
THURSDAY, JUNE %, 1885.
"What Next?"

A sailor returning from long cruise
brought with him young parrot,
which he bestowed upon his half-witted
son. and then undertook the task of
their joint education. Having his own
ideas of teaching and teaching made
easy" and sea-voyages having been
chief factors in broadening his views of
life, he proceeded to institute a course
of travel which should combine pleas
ure with knowledge. From place to
place they went, seeing sights and
shows, among which none were more
in favor than the common play-houses,
or places of cheap theatrical entertain
ment, found everywhere. The old tar.
in imagination, here revisited the
haunts of his sailor life, the boy Tom
my gaZed with open-mouthed won
der, and Poll chuckled with delight.
LGppett Uient en- nangednt, but in
stead of growing also critical and dis
eliminating, Tommy only became in
satiate, and one scene was scarcely off
the boards before he cried, What's
next" And Polly came in with an in
variable echo of whats mex ?''
The old man tried in an Intellectual
fluence and train their judgment by APP
plause or condemnation, or by excla-
nations such as Good playin' that"
or Mighty poor! Mixed plot-mixed
plotr' Wager 'twon't run a week."
ETC., ETC. But the boy only turned his
head to demand, What's next?" and
the parrot cried, whats mex ?''
In the course of time they reached
San Francisco, and found themselves
one day in the Chinese quarter, and
''at the front" in one of its celebrated
play-houses. Hours of delightful in
struction and rapid acquisition follow
ed, and the fathers fondest ambitions
seemed in fair way of being realized,
when his school was suddenly broken
up by the unforeseen event of a prema-
ture explosion of a gigantic frework.
After flames and smoke were subdued,
and the police in possession, it was dis
covered that the unfortunate sailor and
his son were victims of the disaster, a
flying missile having knocked them off
their seats, ard in some way caused
their death. Broke their necks." re-
marked by-stander. As the veteran
charger answers to the well-known bu-
gle note, so forth from the debris came
feeble but distinctly piped "Whats
ner' q Excavations brought to light
the battered, singed, and bruised body
of poor Poll. With one weak, ineffect-
ual effort at reconstruction, choking
and suffering, she exclaimed: mighty
poor playin' that! Mixed plot-dretful
mixed! Bet 'twon't run weekr'
Then, with an inefiable chuckle, as she
took her poor lmping way along: '.Bm
ii brought dOe0n the house, Tommy.
WHAT'S ner' ?'-Editor'S Drawer, IN
Harper's Magazine for June.
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Sufferings of a Literary Celebrity.

:. He is SUPPOSED to be million
aire, in virtue of the immense sales of
his books. all the money from which,
it is taken for granted, goes into his
pocket. Consequently, all su5scrip-
ton papers are handed to him for his
signature. and every needy stranger
who has heard his name comes to him
for assistance.
He is expected to subscribe for ali
periodicals, and is goaded by receiving
blank formula, which, with their prom
ises to pay, he is expected to fill up.
g He receives two or three books
daily, with requests to read and give
his opinion about each OF them, which
opinion, if it has word which can be
used as an advertisement. he will find
quoted in all the newspapers.
- He receives thick masses of man
uscript, prose and verse, which he is
called upon to examine and pronounce
on their merits; these manuscripts
having almost invariably been rejected
by the editors to whom they have been
sent, and having as 4 rule no literary
value whatever.
g He is expected to sign petitions,
" SohlA iOutC ~ jun NUS, W NAiNC III
fairs, to attend celebrations, to make
after-dinner speeches, to send money
for objects he does not believe in to
places he never heard Of
" He is called on to keep up corre-
spondence with unknown admirers,
who begin by saying they have no
claim upon his time, and then appro-
pirate it by writing page after page, if
of the male sex; and sheet after sheet,
if of the other.
. III poet, it is taken for granted
that he can sit down at any moment
and SPIN off any number of verses on
any subject which may be suggested to
him; such as congratulations to the
writer's great-grandmothe on her
reaching her hundredth year, an elegy
on an infant aged six weeks, an ode for
the Fourth Of July in western town
ship not to be found in Lippincotts
last edition, perhaps a valentine for
some bucolic lover who believes that
wooing in rhyme is the way to win the
object of his affections - LiUer Ven
deli Holmes, IN June atlantic.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25
The Real Primitive Man.

No, if we want to get at genuine, I'M
adulterated primitive man, we must go
much further back in time than the
mere trifie of 250,0 years, with which
DIR. Croll and the cosmic astronomers
so generously provide US, for pre-Gla-
cial humanity. We must turn away to
the UNNECESSARILY earlier fire-split hints
which the Able Bourgeois-undaunted
mortal!-ventured to discover among
the Miocene strata of the cdlcaire de
Beduce. Those flints, if of human
origin at all, were fashioned by some
naked and still more hairy creature,
who might fairly claim to be consider
ed as genuinely primitive. So rude are
they that, though evidently artificial,
one distinguished archaologist will not
admit they can be in any way human;
he will have it that they were really the
handiwork of the great European an
thropoid ape of that early period. This,
however, is nothing more than very
delicate hair-splitting; for what does it
matter whether you call the animal
that fashioned these exceedingly rough
and tire-marked implements a man-like
ape or an ape-like human being? The
fact remains quite unaltered, whichev-
er name you choose to give to it. When
you have got to monkey who can
light a fire and proceed to manufacture
himself convenient implement, you
may be sure that man, noble man, with
all his glorious and admirable faculties
-cannibal or otherwise-is lurking
somewhere very close, just round the
corner. The more we examine the
work of our old master, in fact, the
more does the conviction force itself
upon US, that he was very far indeed
from being primitive-that we must
push back the early history of our race
not for 100000 winters alone, but per-
haps for two or three million years, into
the dim past of Tertiary ages.-FrOnl
"a Very Oh Master" IN Popular Sci
ence Monthly for May.
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Seemed Like Old Citizens.

Journalism must be healthy p1o-
fession." said old Mrs. Squaggs, as
she laid the paper Oh her knee aud
rubbed her eyeglasses with her apron.
What makes you think SOP" said
old Mr.. Squaggs.
Because | see the writers who used
to have pieces in the papers when |
was girl are still living and writing
away the same as ever. They must be
very old. !"
s'Who are thcy?' asked Mr.. Squaggs.
well, there is 'Veritas' for one. and
Anon and One Who Knows and
'Vox Populi, and Justice, and PRO
Bono Publico,' and Y. Y. H. and Tax
Payer, and many others. see some
of their names every day, and | declare
if the sight of 'em don't bring back the
old sch0ol-days.
Then the old lady gazed meditative-
ly into the fire. and old Mr.. Squaggs
went out onto the back stoop to in
dulge in quiet laugh to himself.
Boston Courier.
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1t was Coppered.

An old man and young one met at
the station and boarded an outgoing
train. They were evidently father and
son. The father had spent the day at
tending TO business, while the young
ster had been hunting for city pleas
ures.
You've had nice time, have you,
William" remarked the elder. Now,
you will hand me the money l gave
you TO take care of. -
Father" replied the son, seriously,
IL have confession to make This
afternoon a friend took me into /.
gambling house, and, just for fun, /
made q few bets on the deuce
played Der open, but she dropped
wrong on me right along. But bled
my bets every time, pa, and finally
thought | would sink the whole pile or
quit big winner, and so l staked
every dollar l had. Pa, the deuce lost
again, but"
Not another word. | see it all You
have lost your money and disgraced
your family. don't know what your
gambling gibberish means-I never
disgraced myself by going into such
places. William, you will bring your
poor old fathers gray hairs in sorrow
to the grave. You
But. pa, that last bet was cop
pered."
-'Coppered, boy, and fell beside the
box9 Is that so? Bless you, my son;
bless you. Did you win stack OF
blues? Reds, you say? Better still.
Good for you, William; you're a chip
of the old block. Run out and buy
some good cigars before the train
starts
And the old man rubbed his hands
in glee, looking at least a dozen years
Younger. Chicago Herald.
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The Grateful Dog.

Prof. Bouley. of Paris, gives this re-
markable instance of memory in ami
mails: A watchdog, belonging to the
General Omnibus Company, named
Jupiter, was always spoken of as a
'ferocious" animal, its instincts and
habits being exceptionally savage and
sullen. Only one of the men in the
yard ever ventured within his reach
The dog one day got a kick from an
omnibus horse which broke its front
leg. The bandage which was applied
was too tight, and caused infamma-
ton, which threatened to turn to gan
creme. As it was suffering intense
pain it was taken to NJ. Vatel, veteri-
nary surgeon, and NJ. Boulev applied
an an9Sthetic OF ether before it under
went an operation by NJ. Vatel. About
a month afterward NJ. Bouley had oc-
casion to accompany II. Vatel to the
omnibus establishment at Montrouge,
of which place he was the veterinary
surgeon. The moment Jupiter saw M.
Bouley he manifested the most demon
strative signs of pleasure. All present
were astonished when NJ. Bouley patted
his head, while the poor dog showed
ohhiAo1 tth"piO oiS, ho VI ItCOS5 HiLIoH anu
sympathy. M. Rolley remarks that
the singular point in the affair was the
very short time in which he had been en-
rapport with the dog, the application
of the ether being effected in a few
moments. The intensity of the pain at
the time, and the sudden relief, must
have made the deepest impression on
the suffering animal, and we know that
the memory of such impressions is the
most vivid.
That brief moment" says NJ. Bou-
ley, "sufficed to fix in the brain of the
dog the impression of my personality,
whether conveyed by sight or by scent;
and the association of ideas reproduced,
a month afterward, the feeling of pleas
ure and of gratitude which had been
experienced on the relief of the severe
pain by the an@sthetic. - Leisure
Tour.
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The skeleton of a dog was found
stretched across that of a child among
the ruins of Pompeii. 1t was conjec-
tured that the dog. from his position.
was attempting to save the child when
the eruption of Vesuyius was fatal to
that city. This opinion was confirmed
by the collar, of curious workmanship.
about his neck. Its inscription stated
that the dog was named Delta; that he
had saved his masters life on three
occasions, and would take no food but
what he received from the child hand.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25

The father of Worth, the Partisan
man-milliner, was a lawyer, and his
sons were destined to professional la
Dor, when unlucky speculations so
shrunk the family fortune that the chill
dren were driven to personal effort.
The younger brother. the present celeb
rity. made a sudden plunge into the
emporium of Swan & Edgar in London.
That soon proved itself too limited a
sphere and the young man decided to
try Paris. Entering the firm of Gag ct
Gle, he speedily mastered the business.
He was made partner. and only left
the house to branch out more rapidly
under his own auspices in the Rue de
la Paix, where he has remained ever
since,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25
The old notion of combating with

The old notion of combating" with
medicines such diseases as lung in
fiammation has given place to more
enlightened views. The system of
the late DR.. Hughes Bennett is de-
scribed as treatment by restora-
tiyes directed to further the natural
progress of the disease and supporting
the vital strength. The Lancet states
that the doctor had los cases of I'M
complicated Inflammation of the lungs
which he treated on this principle,
without single death.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25

A statistician had figured out the ex-
penditures for various purposes in the
United States approximately as follows:
Drink, $500, 900, 900; missions, home
and foreign, s., $50, 600; bread, $685.
600, 1000; meat, S203, 600, 600; iron and
steel, $500, 900, 900; wooden goods, S237,-
100000, sawed lumber, 1888, 900, 600;
cotton goods, S2l0,000,000; boots and
shoes, S196, 000,00 sugar and molas-
ses. Sl55, 600, coo; educational purposes,
$50, 000,00 According to these fig
ures drink costs more than bread and
meat, and but little less than food and
Observation-Disclosures Press.
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Catarrh Of the Bladder

The Hope OF the Nation
Children, slow in development, puny, scrawny
and delicate, use wells Health Renewer.'
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BsS-Buss- Flies.

Quick. complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases. ScaldinC. Irritation, Stone,
Gravel, Catarrh of the Bladder. 81, Druggists.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25

Cures Piles or HemorrhoidS, Itching, Pro-
trudiug. Bleeding. Internal or other. Internal
and External Remedy in each package. Sure
cure. SOC. Druggists.
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Thin Pe-rl=

Flies. reaches, ants, bed-bugs, rats, micc,g oph-
ers, chipmunks, cleared out by "Rough on
Rats" l5c.
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E1reLty W 5rner.
Ladies who would retain freshness and Vi
yacity, don't fail to try Wells Health Renew er
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..RoHsh OF Pain. -

wells Health Remover restores health and
vlgor. cures Dyspepsia, Headache, Nervous
ness. Debility. 81.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25

Cures cholera. collie cramps, disrrhoea. aches,
pains. sprainS. headache ,ueuralgia. rheumatism
zoe. Rough on Pain PlasterS l5c
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1Ruchu-Paiba.o

Ask for wells Rough on Corns.' I5c. Quick
complete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts, bun
ions.
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IN Cams

Palpitation. Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness.
Indigestion. Headache. SleepieSsneSs cured by
Wells Health Remover"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25

Rough on Itch cures humors, eruptions
rlng-wurm, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet
chiilblaiUS
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Lite Fresarvs-

If you ara railing, brgz ken, worn out and uer-
vous, use wells Health Remover 81. Drug
risrS
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25

Collects offensive odurS at once. Complete
cure of worst chronic cases, also unCqGulCu as
gargle for Dptheria, Sore Throat, Fou Breath,
SIC.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-06-25

Singing. irritation, Inflammation. all Kidney
and Urinary complaints, cured by "Buchu-
Paiba." 81.
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t.Roush On Piles.

II You are losing your grip on life. try Wells
Health Remover" Goes direct to the weak spot
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Water Bugs, Reaches.
Rough on Rats clears them out, also
Beetles, Ants.
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A Great Cause of Human Misery
is the Loss Of
aA1L,X,k.Aa.Ksxsxsl

= lecture on the Nature. Great
meut and Radical cure of Seminal Weakness or
sperm atorrhoea, induced by Self Abuse, lnyOl-
untary Ennis sions, Impotency, Nervous Debility,
and impedimcnts TO Marriage generally; Con-
sumption, Epilepsy, and Fits: Mental aud Phys
zeal iucapacity. &c-By ROBERT j. CULN OR
WE'LL NJ. D., author Of the Green Book" e.
The world renowned author in this admirable
Lecture, clearly proves from his own experience
that the awful consequences OF SelfAbuse may
he enuctually removed without dangerous sur
gical operations, bougies instruments rings or
cordials pointing ont a mode of cure once
certain and effectual, by which every sufferer, no
matter what his condition may be, may cure him
self cheaply, privately and radically.
sFy~This Lecture will prove boon to thous
anaS.
Sent under seal, in plain envelope. to any adj
dress post paid, on receipt ot four cents or two
postage stamps Address gocIS5
THE CULVERWELL MEDICAL CO.
81 Ann ST., New York, n. y; p. q. box 450.
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Horses for Sale.

The celebrated French Stallion, Trojan.
The Hambetunian Stallion, Bradley"
Sixteen do Others of all ages.
Cheap for cash, or time will be given on ap-
proved security. Will exchange entire lot for
Manitowoc rea! estate. c. c. BARNES.
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Rough on Rats
Clears out rats, mice, reaches, flies, ants, bed
bugs.
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The regular old established
Physician and Surgeon DIR.
CLARKE, at the old number
continues to treat with his usual
grea Skill all priVats,
chronic, nervous and special
DIR, CLARKE IS
the Oldest Advertising Physician,
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no FEE J Established 1851. | icS So.
! Until Ref.srii CHICAGO, ILL. CLARK S..
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-06-02

Hon. Il. &. sherwood, Of Watergleit, Il at
Sweets.
Geo. Heath. of Reed City. il in the eity
visiting friends.
r. d. Boyd, OF the Chicago. Milwaukee &
81. Paul road has been ia the city.
A. " Pantlind. of the Morton. has re-
turned from a two weeks eastern trip.
Justice Stanley Matthew'S, of the United
States court and daughter. are at The Nor
ton.
Ben-0u Bidxell and wife are iu town. lie
- here on electric motor street railroad bust
ur-a.
A. Htchiugs, recently foreman IN Phoenix
furniture mandatory, has gone 70 Eng-
land.
Lacius G.. West aud DumOut A. Sheppard
son. ~ halanakoo. are registered at The
Morton.
John Ihoma. Of Bag Rapids va ia the
city yesterday on has way to nree Rivers %
visit nis friends
A. r. Hiehtr,ls. the press agent for Coles
circus. Is the r.ght man iu the ght place
aud NJ. Cole probably kaows this fact, ~
hs h,ts <ept hlm tnare seven sataons.