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The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
WHISKY INA WOODEN LEGG.

A writer in the Chicago Tribune
thus describes how Prohibition does
not prohibit in Kansas:
1t is very common to hear the re-
mark used in Missouri: "Oh, they
are drinking just as much whisky
over in Kansas as they were before
the Prohibition law was passed"
The wholesale liquor dealers in
Kansas City insist that they are ship
ping more whisky into Kansas than
ever. At the same time those whole
sale dealers are willing to pay any
amount Of money to have the law re-
pealed
| have made close examinations all
over Kansas, and | say without hest
tation that the new law is success.
Whisky is not being sold in Kansas.
1t is not being drunk here, at least
publicly.
The other day, as the Union Pacif-
ic train ran into Rossyille, the CON
ductor said:
"You can get all the whisky you
want in this town.
Yes said the brakeman, "there
is more whisky drank here now than
before"
Well, | staid in Rossville over
night. found every saloon locked
up. Money could not buy a drink
in the town. The week before, lame
man who had been hobbling around
on an artificial leg, was convicted of
selling whisky and fined 800. But
the fine was RENTED on account of
his being cripple. Still it was said
that plenty of whisky was to be had.
Where ?" | asked.
ooh, we had some yesterday" they
said:
Now, I'm not resident and won t
tell, so please let me know where
you get it, p pleaded
WELL said one man, 'Lame John
sold it to us.
"Where 7"
"Why, we went with him over be-
hind the meeting house shed, into
the grave yard, and there lame John
unstrapped that artificial leg Of his
and took out bottle Of whisky"
"Out of his leg?"
"Yes, out of his hollow leg"
and what did you pay for it?"
Thirty cents drink.
"Well, boys" l said, "you may not
have prohibition in Rossville, but
when you have got to go off into the
darkness with cripple, following
him behind the meeting house shed
into the lonely graveyard, and he has
to sit down on some mothers grave
and unstrap an artificial leg for you
to drink out of-why, | think you've
got the next thing to it. You have
got near enough for all practical pur-
poses.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

\ tramp was met on a country
road in Oregon by a well-dressed
man who offered to swap clothes.
This was deemed a crazy freak, but
it was eagerly accepted, and the dis
robing and robing were quickly ac-
complished. The fellow who was APP
parently benefited by the queer bar
gain made off as soon as practicable,
for fear that the other would seek
to undo it, but the supposed lunatic
was in the greater hurry, for he had
robbed a bank, and knew that officers
were after him with a description Of
his apparel as their guides. Thus
the wrong man was arrested, and it
was with the greatest difficult and
delay that he cleared himself.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
THE lasso commonly used by co,

The lasso commonly used by cow
boys is made of sixty feet of rope, a
third Of which forms the loop. When
thrown, it is swung over the head
and left shoulder and then over the
right shoulder, with a peculiar turn
Of the wrist calculated to keep the
loop open until it encircles the OBJ
ject at which it is flung. Expert
throwers do not pride themselves on
catching steer by the horns but
try to so hurl the moose in front of
the beast that he will step into it.,
thus entangling his legs and throwing
him. In Wyoming exhibition a
cowboy repeatedly caught a bull by
any leg that the spectators named.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

A special from Wytheville, Va,
to the Baltimore Sun reports the re-
turn of many of the emigrants from
western Virginia and North Carroll
ma who last year went to Kansas and
other portions of the Northwest.
The dispatch says that they return
broken down in health and poorer
by far than when they left. They
also report that work is scarce and
provisions and rent higher than in
Virginia, and they say that their
friends will return also as soon as
they can raise sufficient money.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

''rhey don't seem to have much re-
gard for the law down in West Vir-
ginia," said Quickwit, looking over
the topof his paper at his wife,
"What makes you think so ?" she
asked. ''There's man down there
who has a foot thirteen-and-a-half
inches long, and the law only allows
twelve in a foot, you know"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

A TURNED DOWN PAGE.

There $ turned down page, as some writer
says,
In every. human life
A hidden story oil happier, days,
OF peace amid the strife
A folded leaf that the world knows not
A love dream rudely crushed
The sight of a foe that is forgot,
Attic the voice be hushed.
The far distant sounds of harp's soft
strings,
The hidden page may be full of such
things,
Of things that once were fair.
There is a hidden page in each life and
mind
A story might unfold;
But the end was sad of the dream divine
1t better rest untold.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

'Uncle James,, said city young
lady who was spending a few days in
the country, sis that chicken by the
gate Brahmin r
"No," replied Uncle James, he's a
Leghorn."
"Why, certainly, to be sure.." said
the young lady, GLOW stupid of me
| can see the horns on his ankles"
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
THE MARIETTA
MARBLE WORKS.
We are now prepared to furnish all kind of
Marble Monuments,


HEAD AND FOOT STONES,
In any Design. OF Italian, Vermont or
Georgia Marble, At our shop on Powder
sprin& street We defy competition in
quality Of work on prices.
Me- LATCHY & BAILEY.
As to the skillful and artistic workman>
ship OF Mr. Bailey specimens OF his work
can be seen in the Marietta and Episcopal
Cemeteries. The monument over the grave
OF Governor Mcdonald s the work OF
MIR Bailey done before ;he war He has
just LETT the employ Of prominent marble
works in Tennessee to come to Marietta OF
open marble yard, and your patronage is
solicited ID. F. McCLATCHY.
Marietta, Ga, Nov. 18th, 1884
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

"Iou had better ask for manners
than money" said a fnely-dressed
gentleman to beggar-boy who had
asked for aims 81 asked for what |
thought you had the most of, was
the boys reply.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

"What must | do" asked mean
and conceited man of friend who
knew him well, "to get picture of
the one | love most?" "Sit for your
portrait" was the reply.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
Model Stock Farm for Sale.

offer for sale my farm Of 2G0 acres at
foot of Lost Mountain, five miles from Pow
der springs, Cobb county. Ga, knawn as
the DR. Aston farm. Coed dwelling and
tenant houses, barns, stables, eiu house,
all wooden improvements for the housing
ct grain and stock Place we'll WateIed.
Lau3 g darl red wcl adapted to growing
grain AID grgssCs Adde'S me az smyrna,
Ga, for terms sc II. >. LOVE
August 10Th. 1885
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

While the corn crop of Georgia is
about made and the cotton crop is
rapidly opening, especially in the
southern half of the State, the mort
gage crop is also astapproaching ma
tnritY.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
DIR. III. V. REYNOLDS.

PR4CTTCING PHYSICI4N,
NHEN NOT ENGAGED ELSE
w where may be found during the day
at his Office, up stairs, in McClatchy Build
ing, Southwest corner of Public Square,
and at night at his residence on Powder
Springs street, one door above the Metho-
dist parSonage Marietta Ga
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

A son of Senator John 7. Morgan
and young lady were drowned in
the Potomac river recently by being
upset in a boat which was caught in
a squall.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
HOMEOP4THIC

PHYSICIAN And SURGEON.
ENORMERLY RESIDENT SURGEON
Il Of the Central Homeopathic Hospital
Chicago ILL.,, Tenders his services to the
people Of Marietta and. vicinity All calls
day or night promptly attended Office in
Masonic building Southwest corner of Pub
ic Square, Marietta Ga.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
DIR. JOHN II. SIMPSON.

PRdCTICTNG PHYSICIAN
MARIETTA, GEORGIA OFFICE,
vi at Seize & Simpsons Drug Store.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10

Kissing, they say, communicates
disease. If love is a disease, it does;
and the best cure is by constant kiss
ing.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
DIR E. J. SEIZE.

PHYSICIAN IND SURGEON,
VNENDERS HIS PROFESSIONAL SEX
l. vices in the practice of Medicine in all
its branches to the citizens of Marietta and
surrounding country Office at Seize and
Simpsons Drugstore. All calls promptly
attended
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
j. j. NORTHCUTT,
fTTORNEY AZ Law

IITUHNEI IT Id,
4 cWORTH, GEORGIA WILL PRAC-
n tiee in the counties Of Cobb Paulding
Cherokee Barlow and others Immediate
attention given to collections
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
DIR. p. r. CORTELYOU.

PR4CTICLNG PHYSICIAN,
NTARIETTA, GEORGIA OFFICE,
M North-side Public Square, next door
to J. J. Northcutt's store Consultation
Hours 81 a. m. to l2-3 to ) p. m, unless
otherwise engaged. Telephone No 10 Can
be called from residence at any hour when
not in town.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
DIR. N. N. GOBER,

PRACTICING PHYSICIAN,
TENDERS HIS PROFESSIONAL SER
l vices to the citizens of Marietta aud
surrounding country Office, North-side o.
Square, Upstairs in the Hill Building, Res
idence at the Laneau house, one block from
Cherokee street, Marietta, GA.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
w. p. MCCLATCHY.

ATTORNEY at LAW,
MARIETTA, GEORGIA. PRACTICE
MI in all the Courts. Legal business so
licted and promptly attended to. Office in
McClatchy Buildiag.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
a. 5. CLAY
La l. ".
CLAY 4 BLAIR.

ATTORNEYS 1T LAW,
NTARlETTA, GEORGIA, ROOMS l
M and on the left over Wade Whites
store, We give our entire attention to the
practice Of law Promptness is our motto
Collection a specially
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
]. u. FOSTER.

ATTORNEY d COUNSELOR At Law,
MARIETTA, GEORGIA PROMPT
1NL attention given to all legal business
Office in McClatchys Building.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
Gbe Marictta guurmal.

MARIETTA, GA,
THURSDAY MORNING, SEPT, 10. 1885.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
WILL. j. WYNN,

ATTORNEY d COUNSELOR 1T L4W,
NTARIETTA, GEORGIA. All legal
VI business solicited and promptly
attended. Practices in all the Courts, State
and Federal Office in Masonic Building,
South-side of Square
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
Business Cards.
w. s. CHENEY,
.4TT0RNFY 1T L4U

MARIETTA, GEORGIA OFFICE
vi with }, f. Motley in McCutcheon
Hall Building. All legal business prompt
ly attended to. Collections specially solici-
ted
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
III. p. GATCHELL. NJ. D..

GENERAL VISITING IND OFFICE
PRACTICE,
NIARIETTA GA. OFFICE AND
M Residence, Whitlock House Special
attention paid to the treatment Of the
Throat and Lungs.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
ADKERTL6LNG RALE9.
Business Cards.
DIR. Il. M. ALLEN,

S.sszA. RESIDENT DENTIST,
'1-l- y HAVING enjoyed the conf
dence and patronage of the community for
twenty-five years, is in active practice with
all necessary improvements and material, at
prices reasonable enough to suit the most
economical Office, North-side of Square,
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1885-09-10
DIR. G. TENNENT.

Office in Nichols Hall, first room on left.
WESTSIDE PUBLIC SQUARE, MA
w rletta, Ga. Has removed residence to
the Ogden place on Roswell street All
calls promptly attended. July 18th, 1888
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28
Domestic Intelligence.

A Dallas servant girl
walked into her mistress S
parlor. and said to the latter:
Il wish You would gjv
ne a certificate, l wish t
leave"
Give you a certificate
Why, You lazy, WORTHLESS
creature, what sort Of a cor
tifcatc do you expect frcn
me ? You don't expect m,
to say that ! am satisfied will
you, do you {"
"Oh, no, I would rot have
YOU say that for the world
That might got me into
trouble. All | want you f,
testify to is that | held out il
Your house for three whole
weeks, Everybody in town
knows what kind of a woman
You arc, and that viii lie tn,
best certificate l could Tos.
sibly have
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ADVICE TO MOrHERs.

Arc YOU DISTURBED 80 nigh aui braken of
your rest hy suck child suffering aud cr,
iug with pain ui cIltiug t'etlH II So, send
nj once aud get a bottle " Mus WINsLdw's
SuorHNG SYRUP VoR CRILpREV TEEruING.
Its value Is incilcuuhle. II will relieve the
poor little sufferer immediately. Depend
upon it,, molhrrs there is no mistake about
i. 1t cures dysentery aud diarrhoaa, regu-
iates the slomsch and bnwrls, cures wind
rulr, sullens the guns, reduces iuGHnna.
tiun aud gives tone aud energy Ia The whole
system. Mus. MISSIONS SOOTHING SYHUP
PnR CHILDREN TEETnINo is pleasant Ia the
taste, aud Is lhe urescruliuu Oi one Of the
oldest aud best female nurses and physl-
cIaps m the United States. and is fnr sale by
all druggists throughout the world. Price
% 0euts a bottle. 26-ly.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28
FARMERS COLUMN.
Permanent Pastures.

There is little doubt that soilng will, IN
time, surersede the rasturug system for
tillable lands J but while 1t is Gghting its
way to q better appreciation, it is best. Of
course, that pastures be managed with in
tellgent care. A permanent pasture IN the
Northern States is one which on account Of
come particularly of soil or location, Is not
So profitable for crops as for pasture. 1t
may he piece Of rock, sprinsy lsnd where
usually grass grows luxuriantly 10 rlaces (;
or it may be much the same without visible
rocks, where there il hard, compact sub
soil, and where the land gets n sort OF
natural irrigation. mnsL Of it uuderrround'
after the adjacent lands are under culture
Careful treatment will often make these
g cod natural meadows alsn, producing hay
in abundance but when farmer warts a
land if he has it. It is usually his resort
when clover and Timothy pastures give out
in bus crop rotation, aud also before II ey
can be dTawn upnn in the spring. r. ey
fl in To the rasiuring routine before md
after clnycr, ami the man who has srci q
Lt considers il worth os r,pcI, 90 tho, -,
his land. ,,d reg,cc,s il ,,rc, ,,oro
Onit. often living strcor,, rr, ,,r,r,l,
such land, and in many c. sAs may b. u-ei
G,r i,yi,,ti,, h, nm, main. ,,t,i,, a.
ra,ri,, 4, rho l;.b,s, ,.roio,,o ,.,,i,,
buig,l II dam and t,rn tho oo,o ., II o
stream. IN whole ar nor ond fine, wi,I,
sinh di,cbcs c,,arri :, IN r,ooo, w.,,o ,ho
water w,II do ,he ,nc.t c,oI 7, sauna
case, il roul1 le stored in cisterrs sri than
ci.,erns or sulIl.,eut c,poci,v C,r ;rri,,,;or
MIGHT h, an ,I.iacticn tor ros,rin, ,,r.
F"'
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Avoidance Desired.

No matter how proud a
man may be ter day, let him
get drunk, an ter-mor' he
wont hold his head Sc mighty
high. 1t amt de feeling dat
somebody seed him staggcr
nW de icelin' o. sickness what
hab lollered-it am simply de
leelin' dat he hab been drunk
"A ieelin' whut kain't be
described. l hab heard men
brag dat da hab drunk
whisky fur years an hab
ncber been drunk. He may
hab KEEP de public from
findin' it out, an may ncbcr
be 'cused o. drunkenness; but
my 'pinion O. dat man is dat
wild him dar hab made much
mo- effort at hidin' den he
hab at tcllin, the truth.
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Take Warming.

At this season Of the year when SO many
people become subject to attacks nf bilious
nesa, ki inev troubles, cnnslir atior auh all
he list of tioubles that arise from uelng
roused up or that are brought on nv cnlis
md exposure, il is the part at prudence T."
AXE warning from the experience al others
md provide ourselves with the means ol
scapr from similar Troubles. So wide il
10 lame of Kidney Wort. that great rem
'iy Tor all kidney and liver t'oubl"s. that
Iimnst every one knows oi it, great virtue
r such cases 1t sh,uli he pt in every
."useholJ ready tor an emerge, ey.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28
ALL SORTS.
Truth is mighty scarce.

lIuIn Is llllStiUy scarce
A baby carriage is a
pretty sure thing to be
struck by a squall.
He who feels for the
poor should make the poor.
leel the felt.
1t is said that a goose
drinks water one hundred
times a day. Some geese
don't drink water at all.
The girl who hangs on
the gate with her sweetheart
says she hopes gas will not
get to- be cheaper than moon
light.
-"Some Of the best poems
in the English language are
now and then a foot short, "
says a contemporary. We
frequently have them sent in
a foot long,
A Chinese doctor at
Victoria is SAID to loose very
few patients. Hardly any
physician does, he puts them
where he can find them at
any time.
A man in Georgia boasts
that he las three mothcr-in.
laws living. Strikes us the
thing for him to boast offs
that he is living,
This is the season when
the plumber sings as he.
plumbs, while his wife al.
home dreams Of the seals in
sacqucs anGSummcrs at LCng
Branch and Newport,
1t is claimed by a New
York physician that clone
ments comes under the head
Of hereditary diseases. When
you hire a coachman, you
should inquire whom his
father or mother skipped ou'
with.
Nothing so cxaspcratc.
q woman, who has Gccl
shading her eyes from th
gaslight with her hand al
evening, so much as to fin
that she has left her bcs
diamond ring Oh the wash
stand.
"A new chin holder, pro |
nounced to be the most sati>
factory OF any yet invented
has been patented for Niolil
players. Now, if some i'd |
yidual will adapt 1T to Con
grcssnlcn, the whole cCuntl |
will raise up and vote him
pension.
Subscribe for end rca |
the ADVOCATE the only pare
which prints both sides Il
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the only paper really prirt,o |
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contains a complete synops. !
Of the weeks happenings i
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Of good stories, poet y an !
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"A illierdte solii,r canIrived to spcll
ho word "issge' witi"ut using a letter
properly belonging - it. lie wrote It
"YUwzitch."
The man who is obliged to wander
bout tack besprinkled Il ior at thee q
lock in the morning in so,rch of light
$ invariably the one who cant fiud his
match.
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An old lady gave this as her idea Il a
great man; "One VINO is keer'ul of his
clothes, dent drink srerets, KIN read with.
out spelling the words and cat cold din
ner on wash day without grumbliug."
-"When kiss a cross eyed girl" said
the labial expert, 81 never look intn her
eyes." "Why?" 'Becausa if 40. instead
OF tapping her ruby lips earam or on her
jaw bone. This is not only Disappointment
to the maiden, bat it acts as great bliss
eradca.or FOR me-"
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Kind Words for Good Thing.-Dr.
David Kenuedy-My wife has used your
"FaYorlte Remedy" for general debility and
liver complaint, and is getting strong and
we'll. oan chceriully recommend it's use
in every lamily as umilynedicine. Yours,
with gratitude, WIN. Lundy, Baltimore, Md
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MISCELLANEOUS,
--spring goojs-Mineral waters.

"A great 1uaucier is thief who sue
eeeds, A thief is a great financier who tails.
Get your printing done at the ADvo.
cATE office Good work and fair prices
"A man says his wife is only hall like
a telescope. lie can draw her out but Lo
can't shut her up.
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"A little girl spending the Summer in
the country wrote to her father. PLEASE
bring me new tooth brush. Mine is
molting"
What is the difference between pho
tography and the whoopng cough One
makos Iac,similles, and the other sick
lamlioj.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28

'Wclls' lIellth Remover" restores health
vtrnr, cares dySpc 'sia, hcaLachc, Ncr
tJlsuess, debility. $40.
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nd the many throat nTtc'iunS of children
ronrtly. iicHsiully and safely relieved ~
tough un Coughs. lu hes. lic. balsam,
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II you are failing. hrotrn. worn out and
TYous. uiH Wells health Remover"
10. Druggists.
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900 Doses One Dollar is true only Of
Hoods Sarsaprila, and 1t is an unanswer.
able Argument as IT, strength anu economy.
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Ask for Wens' Trough on Corus." l5a
tuck. complete care. Hard or soft corns
arts, buHions.
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Instant rrli f for n urllgl1, t0n'hnchn.
lc'nchc ASK :Ur Rough on rGoihache."
} anu 70 cents
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CLEARS ont rats. nice rnlchos, flies. ants,
ad.hhss, skunks. chip muuk-, gOphers. he
L,ILLr I.is
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= wells Health Rrn wrr." Goes diiect tu
weak spO :.
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"RoHgh on Itch" cures hu1nrs. cruu.
ions, rtng worm, te,ier, salt rh,uu,, frosted
Get, chii,hlaius.
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lacking, irriia'ins coughs, cul'- sore
Iruar. arui nv "EnuSn On Cuu-ns."
rr1shes, los. Liqui J., 2j,.
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"RoUGu OK rAtN' rut"UsEn PLASTER,
) 'ren.ihrung, improved. he hest r,r
pam ~ chest Ur side, Fhrum itism,
lcGgdIgii.
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Ladies who would retain freshness nj vi.
racitv, duu't tail to ny Weii's Health Re-
newer -
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28

Children, slow IN Gcvrl nprncut. puuy.
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28

Tho idler's lazy pun would rather
have one day of vacation than a thousand
years Of vocation.
All s.gners of tho Declaration Of lnde.
pendence signed their names with quill
pen except one--he signed his With-er
spoon.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28

A mixture Of bone dust aud ashes
make an excellent fertilizer for straw
berries.
How about the vegetable and flower
gardens? Dontt neglect either olthem.
-Protest ID again made against the in
human practice Of docking hors"s' tails
Labor in the farm workshop on raising
days pays hoiter then going a-h'hing.
Plant the Ddhvers auG Wethersfeld
varieties To- general crop ol oni"ns.
S lect the finest shaped and largest
eggs from the oast layers fnr Matching.
beware ofehranH borrowers Of tools
and implements about these days.
Plan your work ahead at this season :
brains often tell more then muscle.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28
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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-03-28

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