The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1885-05-07
PENNSYLVANIA DEIrsH.
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Bomberger's IIoohy Larnung.

Bomberger's iochy Larnung.
SCHLIFFRLTowN, 0pprll der II, 1885.
MISTER DR0ORER: Der olt Bensh BOm.
berger Ia i'm tfoOyel weaga selm sOhn
JOhnny, we'll ar gor nix m@ init IN du
con weaga politics. Der 0lt Bensh ~ n
sOunder Republican, un der Johnny IL
der ainsich bu Os ar hut, For yOhra
long hut der 0lt Bensh 0ls g'aawt on dor
Johnny net g'ruineerl Wlo'a snll NIT
sO'n h0chy larnnng, for ar hut hm sht0r-
richer glawa on do hoch shoola un col
letcha.
For about sex yohr tz0rlch Ia amOhl
n sort fun "a yankee fren0l0gy Lecturer
doh ins ahteddle cOoma, un hut q eh0Ol
house grickt for drln leclurn, un feel
lett sia g0nga, un we'll 4 yusht tziin
cent gaklsht hut Ia dsr Olt Bensh aw
gOnga un hut der JOhnny NIT g'nooma
Der lecture mon hut explained We mer
dc lett era KEEP feel'd fjr ous Anna was
drln shteck'd, D'no hut ar proposed Oa
feer odder anf bo0ya fairy cOoma setIa,
un on or era KEEP feela wet un explaina
wass for t0llenta 0s no hen. Der Olt
Bensh war o agreed on der Johnny aw
nuf shteppa mawg, well ar orrick feel
fun eelm Johnny gadenkt hut. TZHW
fun do b00ya sin examined warra, un
d'ao Ia or aw ON Johnny al kup We ar
n iyyerall g'feeld un examined hut
g'hot, hut or explained OS daT very bu
doh, der Johnny. het n kup exactly ON
we IN General Washington sein, un hut
explained Os wann dar bu doh yushI a
lllst raty larnung grlcRt don gebt ar
anes fun do shmartshty menner In der
United States, un OF or amohl President
con wWtra We gor nix,
Sell hut aver der Olt Bensh gapleased
un gaki Zsld, un ar hut gOns ~ onnery
opinion grckt waega h0chy lafnung,
un hut ri MUD grawd uf gamaucht Oh
ar geld shpenda will for sein ehmarter
johnny, Well, ar hut n aw grawd In
do 'Kalemy g'shlckt un we ar dort ou9
galarnd war hut ar n In do College
g'shickd un 4 letaht shp0at yohr Ia der
Johnny hame c00ma, Gus g'w0xa, uf elt
un Oua galarnd un 30 aawga or wet now
aw noch shtudwra for n lawyer.
Aver, NIT all dem Is der olt Bensh
eva dOCh net gsatieled, Geshter war
der Joe shinnerbach I'm shteddle, un
hut ona Kltzelderfers g'ehtupt un der
olt Bensh un lch un der Bill Billemoyer
waura aw dort, un 3 10 fun oller'm
saucha g'swetzt warro, I'm der Simmer
bach hut der Olt Bsnsh g'froked we sl
Johnny aw c0om'd un der Bensh hut m
g'sawt o. der johnny eem now shun
grosser troovel g'ma1cht hut, un den
waig hut ar der trooyel explained;
Secht dor olt Bansh: "Doh hob ich
seller bu In do 'Kademy g'shlckd, un In
do hOch shool, un aw In do College bis
ar ous glarnd war, un noch dem os ich
sheer drl dauesend dawler uf n
g'shpond hob for n grosser un shmarter
mon Gus m maucha, is ar hNms co0ma,
un holes mich der dihenker wann or net
gonga Is un hut g gOns Drm,crawtish
ticket gavote, un ich hob gor nix init
IN du kenna."
Duo hut der SAlnnerbach g'sawt.
"Un sell Ia now di eagny sh0old on dem
bu Al politics g'ruineerd sin. Ferwaes
husht IN 10 n hochy larnung geyya, for
du hetaht denka kenna on Il 80 gait NIT
m. lch geb besser aucht Ut my DOOya,
for ich shick 30 In km hochy larnnng
shoola, un shpawr my geld, un ich In.
sure q aw os 10 ne nix yota os yusht 3
rale Republican ticket"
Der olt Bensh bahawpt os 3 sellam
frenoogy mon ei ehoold war on ar 40
shleCht CLICK hut init selm bu Der
Bill Blilemoyer hut d'no do drinks uf
g'se "a un ich hob n gooter g'noOma
ous der shwariz buttle, un der Bill hut
der olt Bensh yusht ous galaucht un
hut g'sswt der Johnny date anes fun
denna dawg emohl n bully gooter Dem.
0crawtleher Congressman gayva. Sell
hut dino der oil mon doch n wenDich
gakltz ld--anyhow or hut d'no aw do
jggers uf g'setzi un ich hob mer do
chance aw net shlippa lussa. .,itsu I
.H.. PIT ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS