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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The foundation to the new Catho-
Tic church is now completed. About
$4,000 is to be expended in the cree
ton of the new church. Bids are
wanted. See notice in another col
umn.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The Alexandria papers, both wide
awake journals, frankly admit that
they know nothing of the alleged
Ward-Barnard elopement. Tinan of
the Kimball GRAPHIC is confident
there was neither abduction nor mar
riage and bitterly d~enounces the in
justice done both parties by Bro.
Cook, and calls npon Judge Crow to
defend the fair name of his atfianced
wife. VIII some one pass us a fan.
-Jl1tcheU NaM.
You can fan yourself. Robert, with
the cold, hard fact that no elopement
or abduction did take place and that
MI. Ward merely acted as an escort
to his cousin Miss Barnard on her
trip to Vermont, the truth of which
has been verified by letters from
Ward. 1t will thus be seen that the
statement Of the affair as published
in the GRAPHIC last week was litter
ly true, ard that the statements Of
the Mitchell papers We're utterly false.
This, too, when the latter journals
had every opportunity to ascertain
the exact facts in the matter. Yes,
Alexandra papers are Mide-awake,
just enough SC to publish what they
Aaor, no more. They have in the
case in point, set an example to their
Mitchell cotemporaries the latter
might in the future emulate with
profit. The GRAFnlc does not uphold
the young lady in 1ie case IL her un-
usual manner of breaking engage
ments, 1T merely had a good word
to say for her on general principles,
She evidently stood as msch show in
Mitchell as y cat III hell without
claws. lfit is any credit TO the Re
publican and Capita7 to hug Crow tc
their bosoms or for him to sit down
on his hind end and gorge himself
with cheap newspaper notoriety Al
the expense Of any lady's fair name
they and he are welcome to all the
honor it will bring. And the editor
Of the Nail who has more natura
talent than any editor in Dakots
could not have used his ready pen tt
better advantage shan ia siding il
with the weak in this case. 70,
don't want a fan, "Bob,' but q stufTee
club instead; it could be used to goot
advantage in Mitchell.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

About a dozen Of the Kimball boys
attended the circus at Chamberlain
on Monday last. They report that a
large number of Indians witnessed
the performance and seemed highly
pleased.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

If you have a sick animal consult
Collins = hurry, who. are experienced
veterinary surgeons.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03


And now he says "'Tis hot Is sa.eol!"
sOats 80.
Corn so.
Wheat G5.
Decorate your stores On the 4th.
Patience is a virtue-in other peo-
pile.
Everybody come to Kimball on
the 4th.
New potatoes are plenty on Il
market.
A "Second" base ball nine is to be
organized in Kimball.
AG. A.. r. Post has been organ
lied at the Bijou Hills.
Girls think men are all soul, women
know they are all stomach.
Hon. B. F. Walker, of Northwood,
Ia, was in Kimball yesterday.
John Closes new house is one of
the most attractive in kimball.
L. d. Bardin has a new sad" this
week. 1t is brief but means much.
Plankinton voted against bonding
the city for its floating Indebtedness
Some one says that liquor strength
ems the voice. 1t certainly does the
breath.
No are so fiEe as the most
awkward manifestationsaof good will
towards men.
E. P. Ochsner has had built an
.eighty-fve barrel tank to receive the
water from his well.
Wild mustard is choking out the
wheat in many fields in the northern
part of the Territory.
Our Lyonville correspondence is
tunavoidably crowded out this week
but will appear next week.
An interesting game of base ball
ia expected between the Kimball and
Tlankinton clubs, on the 4th.
Why are the front wheels of g
wagon smaller than the hind ones
Because the spokes are shorter.
Patrick Quirk, the shoemaker, now
enjoys much finer quarters in the
building lately occupied by G. r
;Schwindt.
Letters weighing II ounce cal
he sent for two cents. The rates OF
half ounce letters remain the same
two cents.
1t is an admitted fact that merchan
disc of all kinds is sold at lowe
prices in Kimball than in any tow
.on tie road.
Mrs. G. d. Hutchinson leaves 70
Gladbrook, Iowa, on Monday to joil
her husband. Her many friends re
greet her departure.
Only As votes were cast IN KINDA
dor the delegates to the Sioux Fail
couvention; Messrs Kellaln, Maynar
and Gregory.
The ladies of the Prssbyteria
church will serve dinner on the At
. in the Bank of Kimball building
Dinner 25 cents.
The streets in KimbaL were lite
ally crowded with teams on Saturda
last. All our merchants report
thriving trade on that day.
With the aid of a half dozen Net
house traps set out the night prevlou
Elmer Benedict captured two prair
dogs on his claim, DAY MS wee
Emerson: Cannot We let poop
be themselves, and enjoy life in the
own way? You are trying to ma
that man another YOU. Ones enoug
The we'll diggers have abandon
the we'll at "Brule Centre" after di
ging SIS feet and testing So feet fl
..her. Another Chamberlain bubt
busted.
The ladies Missionary Society
the Presbyterian church Of Aimb
will be held the second Friday in t
month (July loth) with Mrs. =.
frippen.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03
pangerous!!

At this'season Of the year the blood becomes
sluggish and is snrcl,arged with poison. Itis ID
dangerous condition and leads y MAgGyydissases
which are serious and d9ngerpns but ran easily
he ayerted By the use 81 Beggs' Blood Porinsr
and Blood Maker. 4 separates and discharGse
all poison from the blood cures yspepsia. Bick
Headache and all Blood disorders. Fres sampls
bottles at s. g Boyce.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03
Potatoes at L. d. Bardin's.
FOR SALE.

A first class decided farm of $50
acres, only 100 rods fromseliool house
and A miles from Kimdall. There
are 10 acres in crop and s acres to be
broken in June which is paid for in
advance. For further particular in.
quire at this Office.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

When Baby was sick, we gave her cAsToRA "
When she was a Child, she cried for CASToRIA :
When she became Miss. she chung to CASTORLA
When ehe had Children, she gave them CAST'A.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The little four-year-old son of Ar
thur Mckee wandered away from his
fathers house. five miles southeast
Of town on Monday last. He was
accompanied by a large black dog. A
short time after he disappeared search
was instituted for him, which as the
day wore on became more general;
dozens of friends and neighbors join
ing in. The little fellow was finally
traced to Kimball where it was
learned he had been seen several
times during the day, but not until
seven o'clock could any further trace
of him be found. AT ihat time word
was brought in that he was at G. NJ
Austin's, four and a half miles south
Of town, safe and well, and apparent.
ly not feeling the least bit tired after
his ten miles tramp in the hot II II
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

- Pararols al grades and sizes
lust received at Warmers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Warner is selling the most stylish
and durable Ladies Kid Shoe for So
ever sold in Dakota.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

"Do you consider him a man of
veracity?" "IIeh?" 81 say, do you
consider him a mar of veracity?:'
"Well, there's no tellin' what he
might do if he was mad an had a
gun."-Er
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

That Dakota is q wonderful prolific
country is an admitted fact. That
the climate is everything that tends
to make the country productive is
also a fact beyond dispute. But
while it is easy to comprehend the
cause of this f%ruitfulness on the part
of the soil yet it Is not so simple to
understand in so far as it applies to
the human race, unless we accept the
theory of an Arkansas woman which
is best told in the following: "A
gentleman travelling in the low lands
of Arkansas was surprised to find a
great number of children at the diff
ferent houses which be passed. Stop
ping at a house where q numerous
progeny seemed to abound, he in
quired of its maternal guardian for
the cause of this universal prolificness.
ooh! my dear sir," she answered, "the
mosquitoes are SO bad in this country
that we folks can't sleep at night"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03
HOTEL FOR SALE
PROpQSALS.

PROPOSALS.
Sealed proposals viii be received by BUILDING
ommitte Of the Roinan Catholic church for ting,
erection of their church At Ki,nball; plans ana
specifications Gun he seen at NJ. heeds STORE
BIDS close Jniy I, ut noon. Committee reserve the
NJ. Reed
I,eAi. 0casner
Vim. kinsella Committee.
Joe lal3rush
John Ryan
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Miss Clara Woodman, of Sparta,
Mich, arrived in Kimball on Thurs
day for a few weeks visit with her
brother, j. w. Woodman.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03
POST OFFICE.

Eastern Mail closes at $50 \. NJ, except Sunday.
Western :" :" $50 p. ~, Monday.
Northern y Z" 7:3o a. NJ, on Tue. and Sat.
Southern Z" '7:SO n Mon. and Fri.
OFFICE HOURS.
From this date until further notice the hours
of the Kimball p. O. Will be us follows:
Open on week days at $50 a. N. Close prompt
~ at 8 P. VI.
The Office will be opened on Sundays from 10
M. to II NJ.
Registsr and Money Order business open from
o A. hi. to ) Z. NJ.
D. G.. GRIPpEN, Postmaster.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

NOTICE TO OWNERS or SrocK.
All persons are hereby notified not
to picket any stock upon my land,
penalty of the law.
Ito D. Warner.
Kimball, Oak, June 18th
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Ladies and Gentlemen re rushing
into Dunten's testament for Ice
cream.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Young man it isn't always the girl
who looks l~ovliest in the soft, sweet
shadows of these moonlight nights,
who takes that beauty with her in
the grim, gray morning as she wres-
ties with the kitchen stove.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

LATEST RESERVATION NEWB.
After selling numberiess preparations. We are
Convinced that BEees' Tropisle Olisnneaualed.s
For Pain. Cuts, Bruises, Rheumatisms Frost
Bites, Chilblaips. ETC. tits xarranted b. ". =
G. Boyce,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Young man, i'll looking for a wife
look for an economical one. The girl
who in this sort of weather won't let
you hug her until she has taken off
her collar and thus saved it from
being mussed, is the one to tie to.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Shortly after marriage:
"Put your title tootsey wootsies up
to mine, dear"
Five years later:
"Take them blamed old hoofs away,
can't you? Do you want to freeze
a fellow"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

When we We're III Chicago last
some of the leading hotels were dis
charging their white ehambermaids
and employing colorta help instead.
Theschange, however, does not seem
to give satisfaction with the CONNER
cial men. They say the new cham.
bermaids are so apt to crock.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Many q poor sufferer who submits
to the surgeons knife because of ma
lignant sores and scrofulous swellings
might be saved sound and whole by
taking Ayers Sarsnparilla. This will
purge out the corruptions which pol
Lutte the blood and By which such
complaints are originated and ted.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Attention is called to the sad" of
G. ii. Caryi's restaurant which APP
pears in this issue OF the GRAPHIC.
Judging from all reports his restau-
rant is doing constantly increasing
business.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Visitors are always very welcome
at the GRAPHIC office; especially far
mers in the surrounding country who
will be made deubly welcome by
giving us any little items Of interest
in relation to the condition of their
crops, stock, etc, or news of any kind
connected with their neighborhood.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Parties when asked What they
would charge to furnish corn enough
to cover a checker-board, placing one
kernal on the first block, two on the
next, four on the next, and so on,
have answered from So to $40.
Msthematicians have figured it UP
and find that it would take s,Gso,67o,-
33s,s244 bushels, estimating it at
100000 kernels to a bushel. which at
60 cents amounts to s5,2os, 4o2, 2o3,-
2o4 IS.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Mrs. Park accompanied by her
daughter Jennie, is visiting her son
NJ. A. Park. The many Kilnball
friends of both ladies are reioiced to
have them in town onee mpre and hope
their stay will not be a short II
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

he came to he knocked for admission.
When the door was opened the old
fellow asked:
.Is God in2n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

d. e. Robinson has accepted a po-
sition as travelling salesman for the
well known clothing house of G..
Becker, Chicago, and left for that
city yesterday morning. Mr.. Robin
sop was formerly connected with the
house for a long number of years.
His clothing establishment in Kim
ball will remain in charge of his son
Sir William alias Turkey" alias
.sStill Bill" alias Shorty who will
look after all customers at the sShan-
tY" with courtesy and promptpess,
Mr.. Robinson will be greatly missed
from Kimball and the GRAPHIC trusts
the change will be but temporary.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

-.
"Ma, what is u grass widow"
asked a Kimball youth who had been
reading in the papers about a person
of that description.
"Nyhy, my boy, can't explain it,
exactly" replied the mother.
"I'll bet | know anyhow" said the
smart youngster.
DWELL, tell me-"
"a grass widow is a female wo,
man whose husband died of hay fe-
ver,' he exclaimed. Then he went
out in the kitchen and rubbed the
cats head with a red pepper.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The South End Restaurant, G. P.
Hamilton, proprietor, will be found
a most desirable place wherein to re-
fresh the inner man, either by a good
square meal or a nice dish of ice
cream or glass of lemonade.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The Chicago Inter Ocean says: "a
single case of hydrophobia will stil
the authorities up to kill every I'M
muzzled dog found on the streets.
But delirum tremens may kill thous-
ands of men in brown stone fronts
and huts of poverty and the same au-
thorities will hold inquests and sigh
over the mysterious ways of provi-
dence.
"Why do the wicked live?:" asks
Rev. DR.. Talmage. Sure enough
why do they? Still the GEArHlc
reckon's it's because they have to. A
careful investigation Of all the GEM
eteries on this great globe would re-
veal the startling fact that no ground
has been set apart for the burial OF
wicked people, and there's no use in
a mans dying until heis pretty sure
he can be buried somewhere.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03
GREAT SCOTsp.

Why don 10 DuitSn'ste
laurent wlseny You want refrsShnlSR
81 any descri:stipnnt
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The rapidly increasing business of
the GRAPHIC and its attending cares
during the past six months has com
PEELED its proprietor to forego all
other business and devote his entire
time and attention te it, which he is
now doing. In proper and due time
the GRAPHIC will branch out in a
building especially built for it and
provided with a power press and all
the accessories OF a first class office.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The King Of Siam has three thons
and wives, four or five hundred chill
dren, and is only t%hirty-two years old
Newspaper Item.
We see nothing strange in the
above. Now if this festive cuss of
Siam was five hundred years old, had
thirty two wives and three thousand
children then it might be worthy of
note.
When coming to town to trade our
farmer friends will do well to consult
the advertising coMmns of the
GRAPHIC. The men who advertise in
the GRAPHIC are without an excep-
ton live; go ahead men, who change
their stocks often and are up with the
times and sell good goods at rock
bottom prices.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Miss May Morris is expected home
from Englewood, H., tonight (Eri-
day.. She will remain about two
months, then go to Minneapolis, in
which city she has accepted a posi-
ton as teacher.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03
Remember that Warner makes a
specially of Ladies Fine Shoes.

A New Improved Howe sewing
machine TO trade for a good milch
cow. i3-lt Martin Lang.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

The city council have ordered a
Stuver windmill through Bocktinger
g. Co. for the new well back of the
opera house. Fred Kemp has the
contract for building the tower and
is now at work upon st.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-03

Miss Attic Morgan, one Of Plankin-
tons %tairest damsels, last week won a
wager made with her brcthcrin-law,
A. D. Nelson, by p!ucking the mus
taFd f1om go acres of flax in three
days. Miss Morgan is but seventeen
years Of age and weighs ITO pounds.
Now trot on your industrious girls
Paahtaton free Press.
All right. II miles south east of
Kimball resides Il young lady who
broke with a sulky plow this season
So acres of land in a first-class man.
ner. A fine crop of fax is now
growing on the land. We don't
know the Brule county's lass exact
weight, but she evidently weighs q
ton on a sulky plow.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-08-25
WHERE MlNcE-PlE GROWS.

Little Sam SugartOoth said to himself,
As he sat by great big rose;
wish | could go with fairy elf
70 the land where the mince-pic grows.
Id sit all day, in "a dreamy way,
And I'd watch them bud and bloom.
And I'd eat and cat of the fruit so sweet
Just Us long us my stomach had room.
Little Sam Sugartooth fell asleep,
And rs sure as the tale tell,
The cltins softly round did creep,
And the boss one said: "''His we'll"
With II graceful hand he waved his wand
And sleeping Sam arose
On the clhns' backs and they all made tracks
For the land where the mince-pie grows.
Little Sam SugartOoth opened his eyes
And he looked with wondering gaze,
And he saw twas the bakermen making pies
And the boss bakerman, he says:
Dots II nice lecdlc tOg unit olt Green frog
INT some drash vat fOunt in de streed;
ShuSt schop dem nice init dose rats unit mice
Unit 'dwill do for dc next mincc mead"
Little Sam Sugartooth kept quite still,
But he thought that his sides would bust
When he saw those bakermcn with will
Commence on the mincc pie crust
In great big trough, with their stockings
OIL,
In their bare, red, fat Dutch feet
They trampcd that dough till the boss said
"Ho!
Doth do, prlng de nice mince.meat"
Little Sam Sugartooth watched them close
As they brought out their roling-pins
Aud he saw them putting that horr.d dose
Into rusty old wornout tins.
But his stomach was sick and his sight grew
thick,
AS any one would suppose,
And he wished in his heart that he might de-
part
From the land where the mince.pie grows.
Little Sam SugartoOth stirred himself
And lie found he had drenmpt dream.
But he looked around for the fairy elf,
For the whole thing strange did seem.
And since that day the folks do say
That he turns his nose up high
And hops like frog and banks like dog
When you Offer him fresh mince.pc.
-LOuisCtllc COuTier-JOurndl.
Semi-weekly south Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1883-1889, 1885-08-25

ture that people must grow old, decay
and wither when their time comes. "
Just as our grandfathers said, "It's
agin natur that news can be carried
any faster than horsellesh can carry it
or that ships can cross the ocean any
faster than wind and sails can carry
them Say so to yourself, Body
and mind must decay after certain
age, and it's flying in the face of Provi-
dence even to question that such decay
can be retarded if not prevented"
Don't recognize that every new in
terest is as fresh grip on life, and that
as we lose interest the grip relaxes its
hold Let a child be so kept that it
learns absolutely nothing, not even a
game or sport, and note what an old
face it will have at twenty-one. Note
as to outward appearance of age at
thirty-iivc, the stolid, stupid day
laborer, little better than an animated
muscle for moving heavy weights, and
the intellectual man of refined tastes
and varied associations and pursuits,
and see if in the contrast there be a
suggestion how the mind may keep
the body young.
Learn nothing new Say it's now
too late and that all your dancing days
are over BE ashamed of taking up
any new study or pursuit Whyf
Analyze your shame and YOU may find
that the lack of skill characterizing
your first efforts it put you on the
same footing as a child. But you are
not child You are grown up full OF
years and vast experience in that dig
nifty which assumes to know SO much
and really knows so little. o..
There are helps all around you to
assist you in growing old. Kind friends
from time to time will comment on the
appearance of Il gray hair or line in
your face, with the expression in their
words, Time to begin to get ready for
the grave" Be convinced by them
that is, as they say.
Cease all attempt at reformation or
improvement in any direction. If you
have any manner of slipshod or SLOW.
enly inclination, whether it extends to
dress or address or gait, let it all GO
"by the run, as they say at sea. Say
to yourself: All that effort will do for
young man. But it's no use for me
at my time of life" What timer Oh,
say fifty, or lifty-live or sixty.
Fret good deal and hate good
deal. This will materially assist you
rapidly to grow old and ugly.
In Your eating and drinking study
only your palate. Regard all as cranky
or "crochety" who talk of eating fol
health as well as pleasures sake
Prentice Milford. in ~ Y. Graphic.