New-York tribune., 1885-10-23

r,oro oro o. ? ooo women householders in England.
The Boston Commercial Buletin makes It particularly
lively for the doctrnare free traders OF that town
is always ready to answer their dreamy speouiauons
with hard facts. It holds the tanner oil pro1ec''oh
New England with great vigor and ability
AREN'T you going around to the ward caucus to
no, don't think spare the time n,,I I'm rushed
nowadays rye got stay do town this evening,
- There's some talk OF bolding nee'ihs vi '"o "
managers after the caucus, and" s., dovr
Dear me. Blinks here's supper money. eiy u DIItI
tonight and attend To that Henrlco matter ana .n ~
Brothers account Good night Ready now' oain' III
with you. It'd. Bits.
Some papers are publishing weekly smallpox ie'ter
from Montreal.
The Church Press SAYS that many Of the clergymen OF
the Episcopal Church the verge OF Starvation IL
tells Of a clergyman who was Induced 10 renq'i iSu
mercantile position worth $4,000 year. ana during ten
years OF ministerial life has received nore tnhn
$500 a year. and no he has wife and four cnildreni
yet he Is strongly indorsed by his bishop and approved
by his parishes Another taken as an example Is
that OF man earnest devoted to the work, goou
reader and fair preacncr. lie has wife ana SIX cn
Gren He promised $500 year, ana furGlshes
house. point OF fact he received last year ess t
500 salary parishioners now at summer resorts
who have not contributed dime to their minister
support
Mr.. HilPs friends might make canvass or the ury-
gods district for him the ground that he was
former dealer in Tweed.
There goes the bell visitor, guess,
Aud I'm a fright and baven't time to dress
HIM. Mrs. Gossip, from across the wayi
What put it in her mead TO call today ,ut.
That wOmans nothing but gad-about
hate her supercilious airs
That horrid girl is bringing her upstairs;-
'Tis Mrs Gossip, declare, why this
L IS 91tG nS a Pe@'%5G yoS iG am 1GS quite
LIT me remove your shawimpTay, take take Sea'
But we can always find q seat Tor YOU
Pray. don't apoOgize-therc is no need
wy -[Boston Courier.
London paper recently ended critical notice OF
new tenor by the following astonishing statement: lie
was sentenced to five years penal servtude 80 nat So
cety will for some be freed from the nficton OF MS
presence" This extraordinary assertion was simply
owing TO the fact that end Of q trial had been lifted
and left at the of the notice OF the tenor to which
it formed such an inappropriate appendage.
John D. Harris, OF No. SO North Thirty ninth St, Is
the owner OF an old Masonic travelling card winch Is
about long aud eight inches wide made OF sheep
skin 1t Is written III Latin, French ana English ana
- do hereby certify that Brother John Perkins Is
regular registered Free Mason OF Lodge NO OF the
amsng them behaved himself as became honest and
worthy brother appears by the lodge certificate to
Lodge in Philadelphia 9th day Of June. in the year
of our Lord l776 aud the year OF Masonry 5516.
JAMES SUTTON, Grand Secretary
Mr.. Harris says IL found between the rafters IN
the garret Of an old house IN Worcester County sld
of "A man one OF the persons present when IL was LOln
was j. W. Parker OF th- city. Tho relic Is Considered
the oldest Masonic travelling card in existence
dolpha Times.
"Sxty thousand francs" says The S. dD'es's Gd=ete
is not sum to offer for every violOuceo. Herr Won
Mendesson Of Berlin has offered it; but he will never
get the yloOnceo he for that money. 1t Is the
famous sradiyarus which the property Of the two
scrva and Nine servais says that she cannot think o
parting with for less 100 900 francs Yet even for
stradyarius this pretty we'll DR.. johnson said tat he
had once mcdated learning the fiddle. but gave up on
hearing that to nd die well you fiddle all life
johnson was wrong. 1t certainly appears doubt
ful whether any should buy stradivarus VINO ala
not mean to fiddle all his life.
Wifc-Mothcr is going to leave us to-day. She is
going home. ,, -. -
dcarl I'm sorry she's going
W-She can't stay any longer | am going to see her
10 the depot and return Will call at tile III rhry anu
change the book. Is there any particular book you
wauti ,,
Him! Yes; bring Paradise Regained"-
Boston Courier
Here is a good outline for drama OF the modern
French type wife elopes. Caught. Locked up. Hus-
band interviews her. she tries to hang herself Cut
doyn Both then try it; she inside the bars he outside
They nearly succeed but are resscitatcd. They con-
cude that dying by hanging either separately or to-
gether isn't pleasant business ami resolve 10 try cOnnu
baI Iarucrship again This page from real life and
Vas recently cnl,tel ia the classic city OF Hoboken
Thus It is tia. truth fiction hollow every day of the
week. IA
The way 70 the -GOvernorship Is by CmT
d. b. and " Jones he pays the freight"