The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-08-20
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--I}rsf l~sas and eiiail scup maxi
~ erds rnHi
--Lgyss Ascrisos Tsiins sbe sasilel
paAs< a. Zoe cream
A ilsls siri siiy dsscrsb~ nervous
rs~s - .3ssi N hurry Ill over"
The Only nsfs .hieh have no, beet
PACKED svsy for The summer are ths bss'
ball muss
l--rsoio~Os TyndIl .hinks hay feyei
may he brought o. BY driaking liqsor oul
ct stg~isps IN hsru
---"wbst shsll do 10 keep my haii
from coming cu,'" writes Al snrious sub
-ssftxr Go home " . o'clock. man.
= There "a ora occasion upon which 4
boy !. always "a boy sil over. and tina, u
Stes fLe .nspsts bicycle for the first
time.
"you ssy you know Sally Jonesi7 Yes.
"ls che homs!ier thsa her sister Mary
Yes. there Ia more Of her: she is much
Norsr fl 8if Gas
FlLNr. IL Aslsoh wsils u local pspsf
protesting sssins, the mispriss tbst stated
that "tbe poem was delivered by Mr..
Hsthole."
Young hssss-siis--W What miserable
little eggs again You really must tell
ths n. Jana. " isi The hsps 10 sit on them
. little longer
-LisAntsa ,sesstiy struck . piano in
Wyssess nsA - sbivered IL 70 atoms
We respectfully sssmi. that lightning has
81 last fossd IL forts
1t Is turning the thing about when =
Miss,ssippi negro sets bsar trap In his
melon patch aud wakes up 70 find white
man caught in It's jaws.
1T Ia remarkable what . difference
Z >sre IL in tl,s sensation when you get .
ss,er saesosins . ten dollR ~ and when
you 81 ons saclosisg IN ~ - dollars.
Mr.. Jsnkinson's IN auss - awful
jeaiousl said Miss sasA Ne eve me
bis seat 10 the horo -, - vAen 1
thanked him a s%snS - 49, nsr-
ton IL.
Come. Jennie. come - ~ nsa. he's
getting milk out Of the sov's handles, :"
shouted little city girl 10 her companion
the other day as their farmer host began
10 milk.
These Azs indeed days OF progress II
NH Mnsksl0 ycass 10 trsssl through the
wilderness, bat the average bank cashier
81 today would cover the ground In about
~ hours.
-7sBoss hsb you got any Of dem con-
Ilossh caseric pins" Eyes, do you want
them plain or sugar coated'" Dunno.
want dem ones what's white-washed.
He got EN-.
The tendency TO do wrong increases
towards night said we'll known clergy
man. think this is very likely TO be
true. for When Adam ate the forbidden
fruit II was near Eve.
e Bad the lsndlady, pensively eying
IL AsGlshy boasdsr: These new potatoes
cost just twice as much as the other kind
That's all right" he responded, "they
ara twice - good aud We eat twice as many
OF them"
Nearly 1000. 900 copies OF the penny
edition q The revised New Testament
hsve besn sold 10 England in the last nine
months. A million more might be dis
iribused among the aristocracy in London
and do - harm.
--"Yes," said the High street woman 10
hsr neishbor. I'VE have had depressing
times 10 our family. Johnny was taken
with ulsteration Of the diagram, then in
formation set in and went TO his brain.
II pssrly killed him but he managed to
pun MfSugh."
.--..My.. little boy" said . gentleman,
:. ION eagbs not " est those green apples,
They are not good for little boys "They
hsin't. eh'" the boy replied with his mouth
full. Cues ysar dUtknov much shout
'em. nis(R 1Asas Of these spplss'll
keep - - = ssAsol for . week"
--WlA1s1 ~ n. D. after your name
stand - 1s0ss ssksd young Mr.. Too
iunsy, = - sssGUeios. Many Debts. re-
piled Ne vA5uisiAa, with . look that made
Toolussy forget bis venerable little joke |
and issI that tho doctors bill had entered
his sosl. P.S.-N had already been 10 |
bis desk about six moaths. 4
--Prisss-- Tell ne. Murphy, bov you
sAms By that black sysi We're you fight
ing. chr Murphy Well. indade. won't
decsivs yer riveranee NM 0ylarborty
and myself hsd . litAis li11sase; but
sure u yss riverasa ~, - Mixes
sys. -. throth yon'A ~ ~ ~ moth
ing wrong with mins = "a
"A Charleston. s a. tssoR Aas de-
'ised knob. which may - nsle highly
10 be HIed 10 hdiss belt 30
hat tsr psstaer in dancing can "swing
psstners" without that offensive famiIiari-
y which has thrown : gloon over the
sstivs dance. With another know on The
dancing might b. - proper -
scythe spath.
II sAy, ysul' acclaimed the snub-
'sssd boy. you're real English lord.
'ssnr yss" ayes. ny lad" replied his
ordship. no. altogether displsased At the
'oys manner; and What do you think Of