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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24
HUMOROUS.

My son, in the battle Of life be sure
you eat all yon want, for it is by that
you can work your weigh up.-Bnrling-
ton NrwAcyc.
Sc;g ant Bates i in the poOrhouse.
This is not to be wondered at His
energies have teen tagging for good
many yearS.-Bosioa Budget.
Young ladies who think they have
cal to write poetry should stop and
remember that poets are born and not
maid. st Pau Herald.
Sonhrona asks if there is any
rhyme ter zero There is:
There's plenty OF snow
FIR the cutters to 20;
But the youth ~ II sort of hero
Who da>Ees away
With grl in n sic Oh.
When the mercury down yellow zero
boston Courier.
WHIT man has DONE" shouted the
orator. IMAM can do" That ism L
enough. my son. Man must do wha:
man hasn't done; what he was afraid
to do; what he couldn't do. If man
would only do what man has done,
Chri topher Columbus would never
have sail d hundred miles from land
and we would be Indians still Bob
BurdeHr.
- Editor AND you expect me to use
ths?' Spring Poet Yes. sir; but
don't want any pay for it." 'Oh. you
don't?' No; my only desire is to see
how my etfusiol will look in print"
"Ah! Well, am happy to say that
your de're can b. gratified; that is.
providing you will do as say" "Oh.
thank YOU What hall l do?" " Buy a
typewriter. "--lhi!qdrlphia Call
Proud mother: DO you know.
dear, | believe our baby will he a sing
or. perhaps II great tenor like Brignoli
Or Campanini::' Tired father: "lIe
strikes high { mighty often, If that $
20 sweet and shrill. l hope we will be
able to have his voice cultivated in Eu-
cope" by Jove. COOL idea. Send
aim now" Hi'Gac,ph;a CaH.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

81 detcst that Mr.. Smith, re-
marked Mrs. Anger to her husband. ii
would do anything to make him miser-
able Its pity you didn't know
him ten wears ago. my dear" "Why
SOP You might have married him.
nv dear. N Y Grnph;e
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

by method OF spectros ,opic o.
servation Mr.. W. n. Hartley has reached
the conclusian that ozone is n constant
constituent of the upper atmosphere.
that IT is present there in larger quanti-
~ than nearer the carth's surface. and
that it is the cause of the blue color of
the sky Either in its gaseous form or
condensed into liquid. ozone appears of
O deep lue. Boston Bud0et.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

when neglected or improperly treated
elton degenerate Into cancer. by our new
AMI improved treatment without knife.
Canstic ot salyc. we cufc the worst cases
500 tea @ thirty days. Pamphlet. refer
eufos anh t.runa. three letter stamps.
Wnf.i'. ~ sprnstry Medical Association.
90 Nam street. liufftlo. y Y.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24
anouLn nE GENERALLY KNOWN

That the multitude ~ diseases II n scrof-
ulcus nature generally proceed from a
torpid condition % the liver. The blood
become. impure because the liver does
not act properly aud work of the poison
from the system, aud the certain results
ATE hlutchrz. pimplcr. erup,ions. swell
iuga. tumnrs, ulcers, aud Kindred affsc-
tluna, or srtt ing upon the lungs and
poisoning ia ir delicate Tissues. until
u',e alton. breaking down. aud consump.
tian l., established. DR. Pi.rcc's Golden
Medical Discovery viii, by acting upon
tho liver aud purifying the blood. cure all
these dlselsea.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24
-steel.rail mon have ne reason 10

-Steel-rail mon have no reason 10 ~
alarmed because tho building ~ new
railroad lines is falling on. The Increase
of traffic at the same time increases tho
wear on rails. and the 10. 600 miles 81
rail in the United States VII alone re-
quire over $50. 900 tons Of new rail. an
nnallv N Y. Herald.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

rhr Throat. -" Brpirns bronchial
f.1 49, act directly os the organs of the
sHC.. Ihr, have an oNtraprdinary effect
iu ,i di-pr iers ~ the Throat. Speakers
onl SINGER. Hnd The rrO hos useful. SOid
oaiy ta tsffs
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

WANTED \ man - good address and
hu.lnst- ability 10 represent an Eastern
Company that produces the finest pOr-
fra.fs hy the Nsir iir Brush process
GOOD psv Territory guaranteed. Ad-
Francisco.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

II the water IN your Washing is hard
or alkali. use the Standard Soap Co. .
Petroleum Bleaching Soap. It's effect
will surprise you.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

When baby vas sies, 70 ravo her CASroRIA.
boa sas vac HID. she erred for CAsTORLA.
Wlnn SO hecams Mss shs eiang 10 cAsrORfA.
Whsn 40 had hlidron, sho eavo them cASroRIA
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

tATAUNH \ Sow Treatment has been dis
UIturd - hereby aprrinaucnt cure In effected ~
f. .n Huf 60 three appl, atiuns. iattlc ulars and
tr.a ii.e FREQ un rrcripi ~ stamp A. II DIXoN
a suH. rs iAlns ~ Ncat. Toronto. canada.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24
a msmssIssis s~.e 90 . usv..

~ the fall ~ lJ1 hsd = valuable hsf.n
taken With the pinksfs, feeniitNE w hluui
p,ilssa After nins months ~ asttefihs ~Ht
all the femetiss ~ iss foana IN horse hlsks.
drsPsifsd Of eafr. tis lish, hind lee use a.
ohisV A. last thought 81 Hstns Fpestns t.
end cnntnsnceh ~ usal u I used Hftasa tal
Tee In August last al ~ mp,"ins ~ The i.~sss
disappssTrh There have hesn no siMes ~ .
return and the horse has done . malss uaFs
M my farm ever slnrv.
iasEA I. fiTstsa Augusta Us
January . issA
rSths rpseihc II entirely vegetable TIE.
tise IN tiossd and skin Hiss srs mailed tree
TuF HwfFI srrtfFtr Go lifaWst Atlanta
t3a ~ lklM 81 ~ y
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

The Kidneys act as
purifiers Of the blood.
and when their func-
tions are intcrfered
with through weak.
ness, thoy need ton
ing. They become
BEAUTIFULLY active by
the Use Of Hostettcrs
Stom a ch Bitters.
when falling short Of
relief from other
sources. This superb
slim ulating tonic
also prevents and ar
rests fever and ague.
constipation, liver
complaint. dyspepsia,
rheumatism and other
aim ents. Use Il
with regularity For
sale by all Dr'iggists
and d callers gen
orally.
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PILE JUNIORS

Lpnisn has 800 people who get their
living hy appearing Ia public on the stage.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

Twelve miners were killed by an cxplo
silnlnhcp,l A,ine At MrAli~tcr Iudinn Ter
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24
..n- An.,n slng.r 1. Aesl.

Don't laNk b. aud blow. aud spit. but Use
o.. ~tIts tatarth Remedy.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

jefferson Davis ~ reported seriously ILL.,
Ilis TVcovefy Ia doubtful.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

HON. n. A. PLYMPTON QIon. B.
F. Buffers campaign manager). of Wor-
cester, Mass, in May, 1850, was pros
trated by kidney collie, caused by the pas
sage Of gravel from the kidneys to the blad-
der. Ilethen began using Warmers SAFE
Cure and in short time passed a large
stone and a number Of smaller ones. Dec
10th, 1854. Mr.. Plympton wrote, II have
had no recurrence of my old trouble
since Warmers SAFE Cure cured me-"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

b. J. wORRELL. of Ellavillc, Fla. in
1879. was Frustrated with Bright's Disease
Of the kidneys. and under the best treat
ment, grew worse. ION the advice of
Governor Drew's sister, began Warmers
SAFE Cure. sixty bottles of which restored
me to full measure of health. have now
been cured about four years. and my case
is regarded as miraculous" Governor
Drew Of Jacksonville. Florida. April goth.
1854, says mir. Worrell's case and cure
give me great confidence in Warmers SAFE
Cure. and unhesitatingly indorse it."
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Providence, l28,947.

CIV. FULTON. ESQ.,. Fulton. Texas.
suffered for ten years from serious blad-
der disorders and lost from IS to 80 pounds !;
in 1881 he used II bottles of Warner
SAFE Cure, and recovered his natural
weight and said. "Iconsider myself well
for man Of IS" December goth, 1854,
he wrote, :" have had no symptoms of
kidney disorder since 1887. and if
did l should rely upon SAFE Cure"
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New York State, 3,053,0S0.
I,365,9l4. /

Mrs. !. b. DESMOULlN. an Nor.
gan street. St. Louis. Mo. in 1851. wrote.
"Ihave been in delicate health for many
years; but Warmers SAFE Cure made me
the picture OF health" June 7Jrd. 1854.
she wrote. my health has been good
ior the last two years."
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-04-24

Cincinnati, 655,250.
Mrs. S. a. CLARK, East CRANKY.
Conn. in 1881 was utterly used up with
constitutional and female complaints of
the worst kind. Been sick ten years, and
tried everything. In November, 1854. she
wrote, Warmers SAFE Cure cured me
four years ago, and has kept me we'll"
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Detroit,

8 = HISS. pc,hsust y y. the
well Known tobacco manufacture. thee
years ago took tsenty i've lapitlss - Wa.
net, SArE cure &C. liver disorder. AMI
August Goth. issI he tspauei I con
slider nyssli fully cured aHd ,hs ,fsd, II
wholly due 10 Warmers sAfI TUE
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
Literary Notes.

Susan Coolidge contributes In the very
beautiful m Midsummer Wide Awake a
long ballad based on the traditions OF
the famous "Luck of E1enhall." The
ballad has four full.pag illustrations
by E. II. Garrett.
" How the Boojums went Down the
Crater" by ten of the Boojums, is the
singu lar title of story of adventure
in the superb midsummer Wide
Awake.
Success, is the captivating title of a
book intended to furnish useful hints to
young people as to the best ways of
getting on in the world. Its author,
who is to be congratulated on having
made book at once 80 interesting and
instructive, is O. A. Kingsbury, and
the publishers, d. Lothrop Il Co. (12mo.
$l.25.)
Mrs. Elizabeth A. Thurston, who
will be pleasantly remembered as the
editor of that delightful book of selec-
tions, Mosaics of Life," has edited q
new and even more valuable and pleas
ing book of sim liar character, entitled,
y" Echoes of Many Voices" which will
appear in ID. Lothrop & Co.'s popular
" Spare Minute Series"
A Commonplace Day is the latest of
the bright and breezy books which no
author as well as Pansy knows how to
prepare. D. Lothrop & Co, publishers.
TentV. Chautauqua, is the taking
title of a fresh, bright story of Chautau-
qua, by a new author, which gives an
agreeable impression of life at that re-
sort and is sure to interest a wide range
of READERS
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
The Popular moonlight,

Annually for the past seven years the
Young Peoples Association of st. Paul's
M. +. Church have given the most
enjoyable moonlight excursions that
have ever been given from our city.
This is the testimony of all who nave
had the pleasure of accompanying them
in the past. The association has always
made 1t point to spare no expense and
to leave nothing undo one that would add
TO the pleasure of its friends who ac-
company them. To morrow, (Tuesday)
evening, is the time set for their eighth
annual excursion, and it is safe to cay
that 1t will not be behind the others
either in anyway. The splendid steam
er Samuel NJ. FELTON,, which has lately
undergone thorough overhauling and
rehtting will make her opening trip by
carrying the excursionists, and Cap.
tainf Wiley has kindly consented to
take run around Fort Delaware, Civ
ing grand opportunity TO view that
structure by moonlight. The First
Regiment Band of twenty pieces has a
fine programme prepared, and will en-
llven the occasion, as they we'll know
how to do. The boat will leave French
strest wharf at 8 O'Clock, returning
before midnight. The committee in
charge has arranged with the City
Passenger Railway Company to have
plenty of cars to meet the returning
excursionists. All who wish q pleasant
evenings enjoyment should avail them
selves of this opportunity,
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
RAILROAD Shops Closed.

The Baltimore Sun says: The car
wheel foundry at Mount Glare, of which
Mr.. John Conway is foreman, has been
shut down. About fourteen moulders
and twenty-five helpers are out OF
work in consequence. The axle shop,
of which Mr.. John Q. Doughty Is fore
man, has closed down, depriving about
in the hopper shop, at the foot OF Lead.
enhall street, of which Thomas Smith
is foreman, and employs about seventy
III en-, has been discontinued. The am
pie supply of all kinds of railroad ma
terial, sufficient for all wants for some
time, is given as the reason for this
shutting down.
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
Pennsgrove.
SAD DROWNING CA ASE-TRIAL
OF A " ~ILMINGTON REPORT.
Err LMINGTONIANS
AT Pc N N sc ROV E.

PENNsGRovE, N. j., July 81, 1885,
Among the nearby summer resorts,
this pleasant little town by the river
seems to gain in popularity with each
succeeding year. The season is now at
its height, and excursions, boating
parties, rink advertisements, and nu.
merous other amusements, from the
little photograph gallery in the grove to
punch and judy on the lawn, each con-
tribute their quota Of enjoyment.
The majority of the guests are at
French's hotel, and among the Viii.
mingtonians are FL. r. Pickels, Collec.
tor of the Port; G. M. Leitch, Collector
of Internal Revenue; j. K. Pierce, ex-
City Treasurer, George W. Pennington;
w. v. Bond, President Citizens Rink
and Natatorium Company; j. q. Farra,
Secretary B. & P. r. X. Co.; Col. Vain
wright; j. B. Cheyney, city editor of
Every Evening, and Frank Woolley,
business manager of the Sunday Star.
The newspaper men, of course, take q
leading part In the various recreations.
Mr.. Woolley is quite an expert with
the gun, having spent one summers
vacation as an amateur cowboy, on the
ranch of a Colorado cattle king. He
insisted on furnishing the table with
game, but owing to Misunderstanding
in regard to his valuable hunting dog,
he is not 30 successful as anticipated,
and Col. French still has q weekly
butcher bill to pay.
Mr.. Cheyney seems more at home in
the social circle, and is nosed for his
gallantry. 1t is whispered that on re-
turning at late hurr one evening last
| week, he found the door OF the hotel,
which had been left open for his benefit,
closely guarded by two dogs, who pleas
antly but emphatically showed their
teeth when he attempted to enter After
spending scme time in fruitless efforts
to raise the blockade, the dogs finally
compelled him to climb a tree, until his
shouts for assistance brought Mr.. Ed.
ward Sites, the genial and accommo-
dating manager of the hotel, to his as.
sistance.
| The river near the pier was the scene
OF sad drowning accident yesterday
morning. A young man about % years
of age, named Wilton, came down from
Philadelphia on the Thomas Clyde, with
a party of friends, and Immediately
went ont boating. The party were in
two boats, and the young man in at
tempting TO move from one part of the
boat he was in to another, made a
misstep and fell overheard. Although
both boats were near him, his com.
ipanions, from fright and inability to
manage the boats, could not render him
any assistance, and after strugglin for
a few minutes, he went down in the
sight of several hundred specta tors,
who lined the river shore and the
! pier.
Boats at once put off from the shore,
and the river was dragged for the body,
but it was forty minutes before it was
/ found and brought to the surface. Every
I effort was made to resuscitate 1t bat
without success.
, The rain of last night was great
! help 20 the many varieties Of vegetab les
that Salem Co, sends to the Whining
ton markets, and this morning the far
IN ers are corgratulatlng eacn oJner Ga
the improved condition of affairs.
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
Peninsula rOInts,

n young lady residing near ElKt0n,
while swinging in hammock the other
| day and dreaming of the joys TO come,
WAS suddenly awakened by the rope
breaking and precipitating her to the
ground. A hairpin is not a very for.
midable looking instrument, but it
caused this young lady apainful scalp
wound, which drove away all her
bright thought ts, and left in their place
first class headache.
There is young man in Lewes who
depends upon shooting and trapping
young vi lid ducks to keep himself and
his family. He kills great many young
ducks, which he sells for 90 cents per
pair. Sportsmen say that II he keeps
on his nefarious work there will be but
a few ducke here this fall The Game
Protective Association should arrest
such parties and give them the full ex-
tent of the law.
GEORGETOWN has not been as dull and
quiet as it is now for many years. Busi-
ness seems to be at stand still, wages
are being reduced, and people are poor,
in fact everything indicates that George
town is having hard struggle, and If
The hard times continue much longer
several business calam tiles will be the
result.
Here's enterprise for you. A Sails.
bury paper says: Ono of our enterprise
ing farmers beyond the depot cut hiii
wheat with his sharpshears, thrashed !.
in his cart body, and his wife famed 4
in her apron. The result WAS three
pecks.
w. e. Spruance, of Smyrna, seems
to be ahead at present In the yield oi
wheat-33 bushels to the acre on eight
I 81 h,ta hn1 nx,
thirty.two acres.
Mr.. Isaac N. Fooks has bought the
lcrop of peaches on the farm Of the late
ICurtis M. Jacobs, near st. Martini
IStation, Md, at 35 cts. a crate delivered
at the depot. There are supposed to be
from 5000 to 10, 900 crates. Orchards art
selling around Georgetown at 30 cts. a
crate. Hales arc being shipped and art
|, bringing fair price.
n Many persons wish to get out of jour.
nalism aid there are always many
lfqually rs ambitious to get in. This
is well illustrated by the fact that dur
ing the past few months no less thar
Twenty. five changes have occurred in thu
! own ership and management of PENN
sula newspapers, the majority of then
!, on the Eastern shore.
Pony penning at Chincoteague take
! place July 2oth and Goth. Round triI
r Tickets at reduced rates will be on sal
from all points ON D., NJ & V. X. X
) July 9th and 2Sth to Franklin City
? good to return July S0tb.
d There is a young man in Elkton who
Q proposes to take his vacation by goinl
TO work. 1T q large number of other
t conld be persuaded to follow his exam
| lple, there Is no doubt it would he
; great benefit to their health besides
. lputting money in their pockets ant
Z resting their weary bodies.
2 The other day B. 7. Collins bought
3 bunch of fish that were caught a
Slaughter Beaco. Among the buncl
was a croaker, in whose interior ar
: > rangement was found silver ten cen
: piece This Is true story.
! The people of Smyrna are jubilan
. over the proposed water works, and tn
a next move will be for town clock.
r Rev. John ID. Rigg has been nomi
. mated by the Preachers Convention t.
1.-The Presiding Eldership, which Rev
DIR. Caldwell has resigned.
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
sent ahead and are busy in pouring out

sent ahead and are busy in pouring out
water into cups and arranging the table.
On march the solid column of one hun.
dred with steady tread, across the yard
up the stone steps into the room and
around the tables, every word Of com
mand from the captain, who is one Of
the boys, being obeyed with the utmost
precision. The first company stands
until all the companies have marched
in and taken positions. We looked
upon these 400 boys, the number In the
room, with feelings of sorrow and snd-
ness as they marched around to take
their places, and we thought how we
would feel If our own dear boy was one
ofthat number and yet 1t was q cause for
rejoicing and congratulation that there
was place where these boys were kept
free from the COMMUNICATIONS and wick
edness Of the world. The boys all in
place, and hats of, at a word of com.
mand, every head bowed, and every
tongue united in repeating blessing &
in concert upon the food spread before
them.
At another word every boy took his
seat and ate his meal, which was good
and plenty. At the invitation of DR.,
Church we partook of the hospitality OF
the institution. After dinner we had
the pleasure of listening to some ex.
cellent band music from Mr.. r. p.
Fitzgerald's band of thirty pieces select
ed from the boys of the institution
Mr.. Fitzgerald is one of the projects ol
the institution, and his whole heart is in
the work Of reform. Much more might
be said of the manner in which thit
great institution is carried on, IL
revenues, its expenditures,i Its prod ucts,
its system Of ofeducation, and much thai
would be interesting to our readers, bu,
our article is already too long, and we
must forbear longer to afflict them
Our friend Pickels, we will say, how
ever, gathered in happy budget o
thoughts that will serve him q good
purpose in carry ing on the Ferris Re
form School, soon to be organized
With many thanks TO DIR. Church, Mr
Fitzgerald and a number of Other
workers in the cause Of reform and
Humanity for their kindness, we took
our leave and were soon afterw ards
|strolling through the Girard College
grounds and buildings.
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
Twelve More Killed.

Last Saturday special officer Foster
killed twelve more dogs at the pound :,
Sixth and Tatnall streets, the greater
number of which were worthless ours.
This makes eighty. one dogs killed for
the present month, and 1t is highly
probable that by the close of this week
the number will reach one hundred.
Mayor Rhoads desires to obtain a box
for smothering them with carbonic gas,
the same as Is used in Philadelphia,
and con templates visiting that city in a
few days to inspect the workings of the
apparatus, and ascerta In the cost of one
suitable to the needs Of this city.
Daily Republican., 1885-07-27
Benefit of the peterson Fund.

Ex Sergeant Hatton has received a
letter from George H. Lobdell, offering
the use of Hazel Dell Driving Park for
the benefit of the family of officer Peter.
son, and several owners of fast trotters
have expressed their Willingness to
allow them to trot. 1t is expected that
the affair will take place in about two
weeks, and every effort will be put
forth to make it success, and realize a
considerable sum of money. The ex-
Sergeant says that since he has been at
work, and unable to continue his
personal efforts, the money has not
been coming in very freely.