The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1885-01-23

must go up lu uCr wasp una by sum III
dot it-ub-in-der-morning-m -mit-a. hetake ST.
der, wot has a Gerscy Senator in it, und
gif it tn Gin und sum uf de rest uf de
boys, und git dem starded nit parrel
roen ober der flor, und a kuple uf fttes
Gews' harps, &C., und den de performance
keeps up guide Il vile, und den sum one uf
de poys he puts bebber on de stole, und
purdy soon yu sec de poys dig fur de door
caufcn und sneesin, und der old Wasp
he gifts mat und says he will shute der
poys, und says he has de dings tn do it
nit. do not kno vedder he means to
shute dem nit bisdol, or dot slider wot
tastes uf de bung hole. Dot Wasp blace
ish hi doned place Yu youst ask de
poys und dey viii del yu 50. 1t ish no st.
John blaze, und don't yu furgit it.
Dot old shentleman wot stops at de no.
del, dey call him Ira -Shimmeny, bud he
is mat at de breachers-dot is, l meen Bur-
chart, wot talked tu much last Fal youst
before lection. He was a bad man for Gin
Blaine. Und now, in shord, der Esby
Lantlort refust der drinks tu two culered
shentlemens sum dime ago, but dot was
rite; ven der poys are nod olt nuf, dey
shud nod trink. l gif der Lsndlort kredit
nit dot way uf doin bishness in shord
Veil, der downshib lection will soon cum
off agin, und der dax bayers shud look to
dare inderests, und lect youst sich men as
| ar fid und kabable fur de Office. De daxes
ar very hi, spcshly der rode dax-S mills.
Pluo blases Dot ish tu much. Don'd
pud man in wat wands to see how much
muney he can sphend on de rotes, bud pud
in won wat will safe all he can; pud in a
man wat is dax bayer, und knos de value
| uf dollar Wen you do dat wunce, lect
de best men to de Office, den yu will find
dot yu ar on de hi rode to success.
Der man vot farms John Gross bog, und
has shmoked aboud eight hundred bounds
Of Frishmuth und Bruddler's smoking to-
baca, ish candidate for SCISSOR Look q
leedle oud for him, he ma shelf sum ut de
| rest uf yu felers vot ar out for de same bo-
sishion. He was lected wunce before, und
jenersly bolls heafy vote on de oder side
uf de hill. Look a leedle oud fur him.
De men and poys okuby grade dele uf
dere dime init blayin dominoes. 1t ish
played all ofer down. Dave ish dot ex-
Auditor und ex-Schule Director; dsy blay
down at de Office on dc BERN site uf der
Pensilfony kanawl, klose py der plack-
| shmit shop on der Bummer's alley, mere der
dry doc. Dey bose blay a CUTE game
sum dimes one beads, und den de odder
Bud on dc hui dot fat man ish a leede de
best
Dare ish goin tn be druble now aforc
long nit de Bost O6ce in dish blace. Dare
ish a kuplc of hunkrY Dimocrats wot has
dare eye sot on dc Bost Ofce. De Bost
Otice in dis plase has hin in de hants of de
Republicans beyont de rekelection uf de
| Oldest inhabitants, und it ish no more den
rite und gust dot it goes in de hants uf de
| nue. RETURN Dimokratic administration wot
| ish soon to be. Uf korse, do nod kno do,
| dare will be "A shange in de Office, but wen
you see couple Of o1ce-hunkry Dino.
krats wot has serted dare pardy faseful.
Lookin ut de Bost Ofce efery day und now
und den shmile, it looks leedle bius.
subbose sum of dem felers will soon
dackle de blan how tn git de Office. Dare
will be hart dime of it, you better pelefe
it,
Ven, ash | did nod git arount tu all d,
blaces in down dis dime, cum sum ODE
dime und rite yu up leedle sumding.
abodd yu.
My poss, dot ish my wife, she yous
kalled me tu cum in und stay nit de shil
der vile she gose Offer tn de next hows Il
dalk aboud de nabors, und oder beebles
bishness, and furgits tn tent tn der own.
| BOsER