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The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
Oantiau to Epairr,nnn.

Ask for Wells, Richardson & Co.'S Improved
Butter Color, and take no other. Beware Of
al limitations, and of oil other oil colors, for
every other one is liable to become rancid and
spoil the butter into which it Is put. II you
cannot get it, write to US at Burlington, VT. to
know where and how to get it without extra
expense. Thousands OF tests have been made,
and they alwsys prove il the best
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD
and Connecting Steamboat Lines.


For Bangor. Ellsworth, Bar 8nrbor,
VnnceborO, st. JohB, Halifax, and she
Provinces 81 Andrews, 81. stephen,
Arsostook County, l.25 p. m, via Lew
istoR, and /. 80 and TILT p. M. via Augusta;
for Rangor g. Piscataquis S -, tl1.l6 p.
m for skOwbeeau, ReIfast aud Dexter,
1.25, 80, Hills p. m; WatervilIe, 700 n.
M. l %, 80. BIB, +l1.15 Pm; for Augusta,
HallOwell. Gsardiner and BrunswIck,
ZOO q. m, 1.30, 515, til. 10 p. m; Bath, TOO
a. M, 1.3O, 81 T. M, aud On saturdays only at
Ills y. M; R ockIand, and Knox az Linz
CT In *. B :, TOO a. m. 80 p. M; Auburn
and Lewiston at g. 8 a. M, 1.25, 300, p. M;
Lewiston via Brunswick, 90 n. m, I'LL
p. M; FarmingtOB, Phillips, Monmouth,
Winthrop, Oakland aud North Arson,
1.25 p. M; FarmiBgtom via Brunswick,
700 a. m.
THE Ills p. m. train is the night express with
sleeping car attached and runs every night Sun.
days included but not through to Skowhegan on
Monday mornings or 10 Belfast and Dexter or
beyond Bangor, on Sunday Mornings.
Trains are due in Portland follows: The morning
trains from Augusta and Bath 30 a. M; Lew
iston $40 a. m the day trains from Bangor, and
all intermediate stations and connecting roacs at
12.40 and 12.45 p. M; the afternoon trains from
Watervlle Augusta, Bath, Rockland and Lewis
ton al 5.40 p. m; the night Pullman Express
train at / so a. III.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
DOSsEsTlO PORTS.

SAN FRA NCfScO = Ar 22d. ship Occidental
Dunphy. Nanaimo days.
Sid 2Sd, ship Henrietta. for Queenstown.
Cid Goth. ship Challenger. Thompson, Liverpool.
JACKSON lLLE-Ar SGth, sch Charlotte I Sib-
ley. Bartlett New York.
GEORGETOWN, sc Sid 30th, sch L O Keminski,
Woodbury.. for New York.
WILMINGTON. NC-Ar Both, sch Jennie Hall,
Ball. Navassa.
NoRFOLK-sld 2sth, sch H Ingraham, Mullin,
New York.
BALTIMoRE-Cid Both. sch Geergie B McFar-
PiILADELPHIA-Cld 3oth, sch David W Hunt,
Hall, Boston.
NEW YORK-Ar s0th.sc Melissa Track. Trask,
Ar 3lst, ship Manuel Llaguno Smalley Liver
pool; barque Arthur Wade Sherman. Pernsm-
buco; brig Ned White, Dow. Maceioi Atalaya, Eye.
Cid 36th, barque Alice, Dyer Matanzss; briggs NJ
9 Haskell. Oliver, Cardenas; Q Sweeney, White.
Matanxas; schs Cook Borden Lunt, Porto Plata;
Nellie Morse, Baker. New Orleans; j S Bragdon,
Nelson, Norfolk; Red Jacket. Shuts Boothbay.
PROvmENCE-Ar S0th, sch Henry Whitney,
NEWPORT Sailed 3oth, schs Alice Cakes,
Baker, New York for Warren; Rowena. Belts. and
Victory, Milliken. Prcvdencs for New York. Belle,
Observation-Disclosures 2sth. tug ice King,
from New York for Bath; schs Bertha Fellows,
Wall. Amboy for Boston; Lexington, Pttest, do for
Salem; Allie Cakes, Kent, Port johnson for Rock
land.
In port, brig Telos: echs ohas A Ropes. Charlotte
Fish. Geo Bird Sarah Potter, Juliet, Mary Pike.
EDGAkTowN-Ar 2sth. sch Geo Berry, CHM.
New York for Rockland.
BOSToN-Ar s0th. barque Nereid. Nickerson,
Penang.
ca Both, .barquc ssml H Nickerson, Eaton, for
Sydney. NSM.
ar LIST, bsrque Au Sable, Andrews, from Buenos
Ayres.
CID LIST, ship Magellan, Strout. Valparaiso; brig
Elizabeth Winslow; Look, Cardenas sch Annie q
Miard Steelman Rocsport, to load for Mobile.
Also cid. barque K A Allen, Tarr. Portland.
POBTSMOUiH-Belo Both. schs Minnie Tay-
Tor from portlar for Weymouth; MagaieJ Chad
wick do for Boston; Lewis French, Newman
kcckland FOR Boston,
EASTPORT-Ar goth tchs Eta r Tanner. NAL
loeb, Boston: M j Lam hton Morana, do.
BATH-Sld Both, barque Florence, Huey, Barfs
does.
gOoTHBAY-Ar 29tb, schs Commerce. from
RocklsDd for New York; L IL iierIim IN. st John
for do: Chas II Morse, Haskell, Hammond Isle feI
New York.
Sid 27th. scbs Lady Ellen. Charley Hanley, Alice
Dean Helen. and Others.
In port 10Th, sces E ]. Warren, from Belfast fol
Boston; Odel 10 for do: Winklow Morse. do for do
hero. Belfast for do Chas Gibson, for Savannah;
| w Drnry for Boston.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

The man who RECEIVERS from epilepsy is an
example OF the survival of the fit-ist."
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
THE PRESS.
MONDAY MORNING., FEBRUARY /.
Wit and Wisdom.

Practicug ON the cornet is like the praetis-
Ing of poor physician. 1t is perfectly des-
tractive of the patience.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

eE-None genuine without bunch Of green Hors
on the white label. Shun all the vile poisonous
stuff with Hop or "dops'' in their name.
jan23 FMW&&Wlmnrm
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

AR at Monteyideo Dec ~, barqus Gleneida Corn
ing. Cardiff.
Sid I'm Buenos Ayeres Dec 20. barque z o Clark,
Stahl -.
Cbartered-Earque Henry L Gregg Carter, TO load
lirseed at Sante Fee for United States.
Ar at Ciensuegos Jan Both, brig Tarifa, Brown,
Noaport. f.
Ar at Matsnzas Jan 20, barque Don Justo. Jcnes,
Newport, f..
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
FlaARC!AL AND COMMERCIAL

Portland Dniiy ghesesaie aknrscr.
PosTLAEo. Jan 81
TIE following are to-day's osipg quotations of
Flour Graiu, ProYisions &s.:
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
NOTICE TO MARINERS.


Ship Santa Clara. which was attached at Liver
pool 29th BIZ the owners of steamer AID Moorsum
will be bonded aad process; to New York so soon as
repairs lie coiDplete1. The British board has
made an investigation into the disaster ard report
the lights OF the ship all right on the night of the
collision.
Ship Riverside. from New Orleans, in lnterins
the harbor at Havre Jan 1Ath. struck the tug roroi
vile and seriously injured her paadebox and two
tunnels. The ship enstsine damage.
Sen Florence L Hall. (of Maehias) Kelley, from
Philadelphia for Boston. with coal. anchored about
two miles ~ OF Katsna. night of Jan 30, badly
iced up. and the next morning (while the captain
ami crew were after assiatance) boats crew
from shore took possession of her and WORKED hel
into Edgar town harbor The schr F1orence j Allen
Capt s. ue, in a similar position, but worked
ous into yinsyard-Sound.
Sch Lizzie Al Eels. from Camden for Boston, be-
fore reported abandoned OF Cape Cod, was picked
up by steamer Pottsville 18th and towed into New
Bedford. There are no tigns of fire in her cargo
rmdeg deck. A few barrels of liIne deck were
burnt and her sails are 10 pieces. Capt Piper and
crew wers landed at Woods Holi badly frostbitten
Sch Melissa Trask, Trask. at New York from Sa
vannah. reports heavy w gales on the passage
and splis j5s. Ali the crew are more less frost
bitten from the severe cold weather.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

"Oh, Mr.. Brown" asked Miss Azufehose,
"can sou tell mo where l can get Mark
Twain's Scrap Book?' It's the only work OF
his that haven't read, and I'm just dying to
get hold of it,
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

BesroS. Jan. 81 REPORTED for the Pressl--Ths
following ia list OF prices quoted this afternoon
OHIO and Paulnsylyania-
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

scorr's EMULSION OF PURE COP LIVER On
WITH HYroPHosPHIrEs. It's use IN lung tf0u-
bses. Dr.. HIRAM CADoRETro, o: J~cksor-
vilio. Fla, Gays: II have pre5crioed your
Emulsion to a number Of patieats with lung
ttoubies, and they have been greatly benefited
By it,"
a slipper is heelless shoe. a drunken man
on ice is d Slipper. Ergo, a drunken man OF
ice is heelless sLce.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

The craze for stuffed owls has broken out
again. TIE owl sets good example and every
family should have one. Il keeps its EYES
open and its mouth shut.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

FROM MERCHANIB' EACHANGEs
Ar at Havana Jan 81. barque Ada Gray, Plum
mer, Baltimore.
Ar at Montevidso Jau 20. barque Adde Sleeper
Sleeper, Pensacola via Rockpo
Ar at Genoa Jan 3d. barque Amelia Burgess.
Nov York.
ar At Lisbon Jan %, Darque olustee. Nickerson
New York.
Sid fun Hull Both, ship Coringa. Gibson for New
York.
Ar at St Helena :, bsrque Julia. Jordan, frem
Soulabsys for Lisbon.
Ar at sydney, Nsw, =, ship Iceberg, Treat, from
New York.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
MARINE N EW s
pOBT or PORTLAND.

SATURDAY. Jan. 81.
Arrived.
Steamship yereetxen. (Ger) Lutzen Hamburg via
Halifax.
Steamer Lewiston. Colby, st John. NIB, via East
Sch opsrs, (Br, Fowler, St John. NIB. for New
York.
Sch Pioneer of Gloucester, from Georges. with
IA 600 lbs fish. Was lowed in by the w II Scott
badly iced up and has experienced severe weather
most OF the time since she left home.
Sch Forest Maid, Bulaer, Grand Manan via Port
Clyde, whore she put in With main boom broken.
Has l40 900 frozen herring to e Chase,
Sch Alice Dean. Bartlett Pembroke for Boston.
Sch Lady Ellen. Clark, Calais for Boston.
Sch Odell, Wade, Belfast for Boston.
Sch Helen, Bunker. Rockland for New York.
Sch Charlie Hanley, Rockland for New York.
Cleared.
Steamship Partisan, lBrl Richardson, Liverpool
II & A Allan.
steamship Montreal. (Br) Bouchette, Liverpool
Barque Saml Spring. Rose. Matanzas-Mark P
Emery.
Sob Il S Bridges. Merriman, New York-Berlin
Mills Co.
Arrived.
schs Junietta, Gillsy; shore; With 900 lbs fish;
5000; Willie & Alice. Linscott. $500.
IRON OUR CORRESPONDENT.
GREENS LANDING. Jan 29-In the thorough
fare, sehs Chas Kelley. Sprague. EsstDort for
Boston, with 2S5, 900 frozen herring; Leach, Ran
dali. Weymouth. Ms, for Rockland.
sHIpBumDISa-J Morse, Bath, is building q
baarquentine of 700 TONS the ceiling is all in and
pankIng commenced.
The new sehr Gen Merwin, built at Machias,
measures 698 tons and Is all ready 10 launch. She
10 classed for A years.
John Shaw, at Machias, has in yard the frame for
a schr of 500 tons, 10 be set up next spring.
QLUIcK PASSAGE Brig Sullivan, auptll, sailed
from Boston Nov IL and arrived at 6oree III twenty
two days. She then made the run to Barbados in
fourteen days.
San Francisco, Jan % Ship O Sargent has been
taken up to load with wheat to Cork. for orders 10
or Antwerp at 81 It's shoi t lay days. Ship
st Stephen lowed W to Port Costa 22d TO ioans
Ship Jos ) Spnney is taking in stitching at Oak
lanu.
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02

The following are Portland quotations os Hidse
sni railox:
The Portland daily press., 1885-02-02
california Whining Stocks.
lRv I,a.auranh
the w COL RKarket

The Champion Mining Company has levie
assessment of 10c " share.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

business In town today is very brisk
and the stores of our merchants are
crowded with purchasers, who are all
"getting something for Christmas" to
take home with them and make the
children happy and contented. Be.
sizes this, cotton is rolling in freely
and adds an impetus to the general as.
pect. Tomorrow and Thursday will.
no doubt, show an Improvement over
to-day and your clerk like We editor
Will feel like "taking rest" Christmas
There is time for work and a time for
rest. AS we have had a considerable
surplus of the former and but little of
he latter we intend "to get in our
work" by resting Christmas.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

Ine topic, which is just now interest.
ing Christianity throughout the world,
V the birthday of our Saviour Jesus
Christ. 1t behooves all to glorify on
tnis day the birth Of q new faith, to re-
member with pleasure His coming and
% gioriiy In His signal triumph 10
making converts to His faith. Along
with the balance Of Christianity it be.
nooves rs to rejoice and to celebrate
the day 10 q betting manner. There.
fore there there will be no paper issued
ifom this Office on Christmas day. 1--WE
extend a:hearty good cheer and wish
them all a Merry, Merry, Christmas.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

Now that navigation is re-opened
matters will doubtless assume a lively
aspect. The saving in frslghts as we'll
the saving on cotton shipment will
enable them to pay better prices on
cotton and would say to our farmer
friends that they MAY 60 further seek.
Ing q market but that they are likely
TO fare worse. The Monroe Merchants
are all Of them carrying immense
stocks-and here let us say, that TELE.
GRAPH suggests that they send out
'pointers" through the medium of Its
Advertise your wares gentle.
men.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

and seek other quarters Is 60, 3
protect bis wealth ana pssuorvU ~ IN
He charges Mn. WESLEY ana a. lvnl
johnson - being The posrelrn1nn ~
this shameful deed. This 3 "a ~
nrst tims Mrs. W., has been aecueod q
such acts and more than tkiv ~ 30.
zane and indecent laugags that = 81.
stantly beipg used in her hease = !
shame and disgrace to ous ll(tle town
and demands the immediate attention
OF the good people Of this placs.
=. Wheatlsy 4 Cos new aim ,.r.
the cake In point Of beauty. q.
The oil mill recsivsd . ar Ia. -
SEED yesterday and has 30 car lood. g
product ready for shIpmsnt, whjsh ~
think, will make up : hus t,alo Of
cara. =
A serious diAculty occursd ID Tronton
last Saturday between Bob waiksr
ana Lum Roley both colorsd, In which
W" 6olsy was STABBED In ssveral pie.
,ee' Ills wounds are thought 70 -
dangerous. They are both hard ehsr.
'cters, and have conducted theu,olv~
o such a manner that they ars recoiv.
ng no sympathy whatever from the
ommunity ct large.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
Satisfaction.

| Some dissatisfaction has been ernra.
seo, regarding the steamer Mar,
mcMlchael's course in discharging be,
cargo at the upper landing and thereb,
giving our "Boss Drsymen" an oppor.
tunity to make few extra dollars :,
the expense Of our storage warehouse
men, Now the policy to be respected
ana to be regarded, is, to allow az
many individuals as possible to derive
some benefit and not to give preference
70 any individual at the expense of the
many who must labor for their dailv
bread. The wharfboat, so we are i'm
formed, offered to elevate the freight
and collect the bills for ten per- cant
ol the amount of the freight. This pro-
position we admit was reasonable and
should have been accepted, for the rea.
son that 1t would have benefited all
concerned, first by giving the elevator
a chance at few dollars and secondly
oy taxing q burden off of the mules
ana horses pulling these loads. and
would likewise have saved expense to |
Inc consignees. The David R. Powell |
'nd other boats from St. Louis, pre-.
highways discharged their freiohts
N the wharfboat, and, by this method.
Is delivery was much facilitated and
noch trouble in its handling averted.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

We hope to see the Cantata at the
Opera House tonight literally patroni.
zed. The object is most worthy one
and whether you attend or not. be
sure 70 purchase one or more tickets,
bearing In mind the fact that you can,
not invest your dollars for better
purpose. The remembrance of the
departed, is epjoiued on all, and no
DETER way can be. devised than show.
ing moral respect by making the "citv
OF the dead" as attractive as possible to
the eye. BY such practice it shows to
the outside public that love exists-the
rising generation will look with awe
ana reverence.and a deep impression
may be made upon 1t regarding rever.
snce, respect and morally.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

Nj. Lawrence Larkin, brother Of the
late Timothy J. Larkin, is in our city,
the guest Of his brothen In law Messrs.
George and Peter EselIus. We extend
him : cordial welcome to our city, and
nope that when he leaves, 1t will be
only With expressions Of good will to-
wards her people.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

AS yer, no appointment as successor
oa Tue police force Of this city 10 the
sa'e T. ). Larkin, has been made.
Inc position therefore remains vacant
anu man qualified to give the streets
and landings the same good attention
as the deceased did, stands an excellent
cnance OF appointment to the vacant
position. He must not, however, be
afraid of a little extra work.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

me Christmas holidays of the public
SCHOOLS OF Monroe will commence Chris.
.mas Eve Thursday, )and continue nm.
81 -. Inc morning Of January 4th., 1886,
Ihis is a good "long spell" of piav and
ye youngsters will no doubt take full
advantage thereof.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
MAYORS OFFICE.

MONROE, La, Dec. %, 1885.
b'dsfor feeding city prisoners for the
year commencing January LIST, 1856,
viii be received up to December s1st.
1885.
Inc city pays cash monthly. For
information, inquire at this Office
l.. d. ALIEN, Jr., Mayor.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

me John Howard arrived up this
s- and' after discharging good
lre'ght at our wharf and at West Nor.
rue 'eit Tor Trenton. She was recaiv.
ing cotton at our landing when we
went to press. w
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

Judge J. 7. strother, late of Mo,ro.
been bas now sss.' residing at vicksburg, has
Deen appointed United States = con ~
''S'oner by Judge Hill OF Miss,ss,nn,
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
OUACHITA HOIJsE

D: w. Pipes and wife, Clinton; L.
+. Scoggin, Bastrop; G. w. NafY. do:
L. +. Julian, Sherman, Tex; F. B.
Dabney, City; Mrs. Mcmillan and
daughter, La; F. M. Van Ness, CHM:
J. F. Hicks, townsville; l.. III
Britain, La;
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
VERANDA HOTEL.

4. McEnery, Caldwell; r. Page, do:
b. Bartholomew, Kansas City; r. +
Sears, Bowie, Tex; ]. T. Campbell
Cal; Capt. ]. w. Queinn, New Orleans
II. Smith, Camden; j. A. Heurt
Richland; j. Seaulace, v. s. & P. r.
X; Jacob Lambert, Dakota; DR.. Muir.
ply and wife, City.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
WEST MONoRE DOTS.

FROM OUR REGULAR REPoRTER1
The Mary M. Michael was At an,
landing Saturday morning, and dis.
charged considerable amount ri
freight all for Millsaps Bros.
The Early Bird was engaged satur.
day in delivering wood from some
poins up the river to the Monroe 1ce
factory.
Capt. Will Miller of Arcadia wo. ;,
our town to-day and paid us plesan,
call.
One Thos. Dorkin who has hoo,
boarding with Mrs. Wesley, wife of The
late 3. M. Wesley, who it will be re.
member wss killed here sometime
oack, was fouly dealt With and die.
possessed ofseveral dollars of his money
10 the house Of Mrs. w., Sunday nigh
last and was forced to leave the hous,
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

~, VIE, =. boolz, Conductor Burke and
mr' Ihos. Naughton, all of whom, Tho
ALf mas previously reported as he.
lug seriously III, are, we are clad 70
say. convalesing. "
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

Uandca cart fsr II ms;b'eryan runs drsy
SSnrsonaily tends to ali bnsin w. s1nience, and
rom ua a attention 70 the deliver eayen him.
landing. depot and steamboat
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
NEW NEAT MARKET.

JUST OPENED ON GRAND STREET.
next door to VIM. Harris's Saddlery SHOP.
Fresh Beef Pork, venison and Sausage
at 2 TO cents per pound.
j. G. TILLMAN. Proprietor.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

Ok Just received 20 barrels Apples and
o. barrels oranges, at Mitchell & Me-
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

Cream white,. pale blue and
pink Satins for evening dresses
at 5Oc per yard, will arrive
Thursday evening, at
M. WE'LL & BRO.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22

oend In your Xmas orders for Re,,
rlsn' oysters and Celery to the uBoss
Grocer" r. J. Nelson. ''
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
TO sUBsCRIpERs

"'''0S not receiving their paper regular.
80, -" confer favor by filing their com
p.a'nls with the business manager
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
OLIVER xouNs's.
REszA URANz AND LODGING
HOUSE,
corner OF DeSIard and Fifth Streets
MONROE, LA.

Inc advertiser, desires to inform the
PuDiic that he is now prepared to furnish
Board and Lodging e. well a meals at an
hours at moderate rates.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
MACHINE SHOP.
NJ. DUTY, Proprietor.
corner Grand and Garammontntre.t.
n101Gxz<n -

AGOHrRoH; r.

Anus OF Machinery REPAIRED RESULT hi, $3.50.
r'pns Elbows, Fittings Goods Of al kind. Ksr4 . r.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
CHEAP coLuMN-pAv 1,o...
aHySs-chas. Randolph,s e,cbt .s.'- ,~-. =.
= dollar is allthe 90. . o'gns shaves for

i Monr ns or sale, plantation mile. 49,.
ohroe. Apply to Mrs. D. nins below
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-12-22
DRY FACTS ON PRICES.
ID. FL. RIIIa

Monroe on A 1s1Ass p7ce In
PA p PENS. INK, AND STATION.
cry GENERALLY.
bREECH AND MUzzLH L0AnrMo
SHOT GUNS, PISTOLS, oAR1Rl10EN
sHELLS. AND SPORTING 10ona a.
.. al A.SDS' win DO sold It lewest psiccs
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-05-08
nth AND POINT.

"A good many men wear new.
papers under their vests to keen ~
body warm. So it often happens thug ,as
man has more intelligence under i.
coat than under his hat.-N y
Graphic. ~
Ellen Terry celebrated her
birthday in Boston the other day, w.
have this information from q person.,
friend of the actress, and can vouch nv
its trustworthiness.-M Y. Graphic
"A place for all:
Sweet contentment should everywhere se,,
Not less on the lowlands than highland. |
Let the deaf maj go marry a talkatiye y,
And the blind man go live OF an eyelanndM
"Ah, captain" said q fresh yonnJ
man on an ocean steamer, ''when VAL
board a vessel where do you get tb1
timber!" "Ugh!" replied the capt,;p
looking him over critically, I'VE oct n
out of the log, of course. "-Merebon1
Traveller.
When a youth who thinks NJ
"knows it all" becomes unbearable vm1
can silence him for a month by sSud
denly asking him to name the Gov]
errors of the thirty-eight States. NJ
B.-Be careful to study up the namal
yourself irst.-Philadelphia Call.
1--WE had quite a discussion at nj
club last evening"" said Henderson: .1
made the closing speech, and l think !
made myself clear" '.Ahw returned
Fogg; .'then l have been misinformed
/ was told that you made the other]
clear."-Boston Transcript.
An editor writes to his sweetheart
II adore you, will you be mine? All
swer." Then, after a moment !
thought, he added in a dreamy, pr1
Observation-Disclosures only on one side \
the paper. Write plainly and give red
name, not necessarily for publication
but as a guarantee of good faith. +"
Albany Ereming Journal.
On dit that if a person woull
battle the face night and morning will
hot water, wrinkles would entirely did
appear. In that case youthful fac1
would be the order of the day, and
body would be puzzled to tell I'LL
grandmother from the grandchild. Al
present the wrinkles are about the onll
landmark we have to steer by, the Al
tire of a child of six and a dame }
sixty differing so Yery slightly BOD
ton Globe.
Mrs. Ballard McClapp. of DALAI
is one of the greatest scandal monged
in Texas. Not long ago she called q
q neighbor, Mrs. Oakly Morris, anl
said: ''Do you know what the scandd
mongers say about the new minister?|
mo, 1 do not, but 1 expect to hear
before you leave the house," wseAl
reply; but she didn't, for Mrs. B;....ar
MoClapp left the house without sayin|
another word.-leras Sittinqs.
What towards women ara whe|
ttso-s is a gun or pistol in their vicinitJ
They viii 20, dear!!' and 30, don'tiI
and 30, for mercy's sake!" and vii
tremble like a poplar leaf, even thoug|
the gun or pistol be withoutlock, stoca
and barrel. But a man, how different
He will take up the weapon with
charming nonchalance, cock it, ped
into the muzzle, and give a first-clai
job for either the doctor or undertake.
Man is constantly and in numbered
ways showing his vast superiority ovd
women.-Boston Transcript.