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Brudder GARDENERS Remarks on Marriage.
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Brudder GARDENERS Remarks on Marriage.
detroit Free Press1
81 should like to spoke few remarks to
Builder Side Bar Skinner" observed the
president, as the dust began to settle in Para
die Hall.
Brother Skinner, who is young man Of
%, with mild eye and lilac necktie, ad-
vanced to the front and the president con-
tnued:
'Brudier Skinner de news has reached
my ears dat you am about to be mar'd.
trus' dat de report am true, bekase l believe
it am de dooty Of cherry young man who kin
support wife to take one"
at am true. san"
''Den let me compliment you wild one hand
an sro:e a few remarks to you wild de odder.
Gittin' mar'd has its worry serious side. Fur
instance, am de gal gwine to marry you be-
kase she loves you, or to spite her folks be-
kase dey kept her away from de skatin' rink9
Am yo' gwine 10 marry de gal fur love, or
bekase her father has some wealth which you
hope hel shell out fur your benefitl
Love am powerful emoshun, Brudder
Skinner, but love widout pork and Eaters to
keep It goin' am iks de froth on top OF soda
water.
Don't mistake your sentiments. If you
am sartin' dat you love- go ahead. II it am
only lollyp~p, hire out as deck hand on a
steamboat fur a week an it will all 90 away
hev known cnrCles CO seem to be dyin' of
love- Der silly aclishuns made 'em de latin
stock Of hull nay burhood. Dey seemed to
dote an dote, but it didn't last AFTER a
couple of vars de hu ,band war home
grumblec an tyrant, an dc wife a gadabout
an scold. What dey sposed was love war
Only Iollvnon
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A Technical Point Of Cremation.

LONDON, June 2l.-The Athenaeun has
raised doubt as to whether the poet Shell.
ley's heart really survived the cremation to
to which his body was subjected. 1t sug-
ges:s that Byron, Hunt, and Trelawne who
identified the charred substance, were mis-
taken, aud argues that In cremation the
heart is easily destroyed, while the liver re-
sists the most intense heat. The relic now
lies incased in silver In Boscombe Hall, the
family seat. The above paper says expert
anatomists should be permitted to examine
the supposed heart for the purpose of DEER
mining scientifically whether 1t Is really the
poets heart or his liver.
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MONTANA INDIANS.
The Officials Disbelieve the Report of Pros
peetive Hostilities.
Special TO the Miner.

MILES City, NJ. T., July 1.-The reports
that 800 Blood and Piegan Indian are on
the way to attack the Crows and Grosven-
tres, are generally sbelieved by the officers
at Fort Keogh, who have no official informa-
ton to that effect. The Bloods and Pegans
have been committing depredations upon
the other Indians and upon the whites In
their principal offense. Should any attack
be made upon the Crows they will be found
amply prepared to make a strong resistance.
There are fully thousand Crows now en-,
camped on the Big Horn, near the Custer
battle ground, and 800 bucks from the North
would not stand long before them.
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THE APPOINTMENTS.
ruden,s Recommendation Ignored En.irei.

Tiiden's Recommendations Ignored Entirely.
WASHINGTON, June 29.--The appointment
Of Collector, Surveyor and Naval Officers Of
the port of New York are the most i'm
portant that President Cleveland has made
since the construction Of bis Cabinet. The
extensive patronage Of the New York
Custom House becomes an important factor
In the manipulation Of State politics, aud
the pressure upon the President 10 behalf Of
. large number Of applicants was enor-
nous. It was not expected that decision
would be reached before Monday, and when
the news Of the appointments was made
known there was considerable excitement
among large number Of New York poll
ticians In town. Tammany and Irving Hall
have been entirely ignored, and Samuel j..
Tilden, who recommended Mr.. Sims, was
also left. The new appointments will not
satisfy the Democratic party In New Ysrk,
and the disappointed cliques will probsbly
take their revenge in the fall elections.
Collector Hsdden is TO take charge Of the
Custom House on Wednesday, when the
Government fiscal year commences. He
has to file bonds In the sum Of 100000.
One Of his first duties will be TO appoint
deputy collectors, nine In number. The
present incumbents are ali Republicans.
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THERE Is the further trouble about the
Bartholdi Liberty" that the artist has left
the entire work Of devising means to keep
the colossus In an upright position, with arm
extended, to the ingenuity Of American en-.
gineering talent. In Paris the figure was set
up In q protected little square OF the city.
Moreover, the copper and iron Of the statue,
being In contact, will generate an electric
current which will eat away the iron. Gen.
Stone is devising plan to meet the Difficult.
ties. OF course, in an exposed locality like
Bedloes Island, the figure will have to be
very strongly braced. It is evident that =
very large amount Of money will have to be
spent on the Frenchmens gift yet-a much
larger amount than was supposed Pioneer
Press.
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Fun In Court.

NEW YORK, June 29.-The trial Of Mrs.
Yseult Dudley, for shooting O'Donevan
Rosa, was begun to-day. The court room
was crowded to Its utmost capacity, but At
least one-6fth Of those present were detect
ives and police officers. Rosa and his lieu
tenant, Patrick Joyce, were both IN attend
ance. The greater part Of the day was oc-
cupied In obtaining jury. O'Donevan
Rosa was The first witness called by the
prosecution. Being asked his name be said:
Jeremiah O'Donovan Rossa." .That's no.
his name," called out Mrs. Dudley; awhere
did he get the Rosa from?" The next
question was, aWhat Is your business 2"
aDynamiterl" shouted Mrs. Dudley, and
Rosss said, aJourpalist." The case 10 still
on trial.
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The cheanest of Cheap Labor.

NEW York, June pa mass meeting OF
Hunearians will be held here to morrow tn
form Hungarian Aid Society In behalf OF
those desiring to emgrate to the far West to
engage in farming aud herdlng. The Hun
garian colony of this city Numbers about
10000, mostly engaged in cigar-making, the
fur business or peddling small wares. The
mining districts of Pennsylvania contain
thousands, working hard for plttance in
the mines. They are our cheapest of cheap
laboreIs.
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Gold Discovery on Snake River. OREGON.

Soio discovery on snake kiver, oregon.
OMAHA, June 25.-The new gold discov-
cry on Snake River, Oregon, is believed to
be genuine. kilograms follow each other
fast into the Union Pacific headq uarters
augmenting the wonder and Importance of
the new find. Doubts are many and ex-
pressions free that 1t is another Coeur d'Alene
boom. A railway official said to-day that
such fictitious experiments are never raised
IN midsummer, when they can so soon be
exploded. The new fields are In Union
county, Oregon, in the peninsula formed
by the junction Of the Powder and Snake
rivers. The nearest point on the railway is
at Durkee or Baker City, thirty miles. A
wagon road runs within eight miles of the
scene. The new camp Is known as Pine
Valley. Parties are pouring in at the rate
of fifty day. The mining consists Of placer
and quartz. Old prospectors pronounce 1t
great discovery.
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JOHN SHERMAN INTERVIEWED.


NEW YORK, June GA Tribune reporter
at Mansfield, Ohio, interviewed John Sher-
man, who said; 81 never vas more conf
dent than at present of success in Ohio, be-
cause l know deserve 1t. II is now mani
fest that the Republican party lost the last
Presidential election by false pretenses. The
clamor raised about frauds, misuse of public
money, necessity for change, etc., has been
shown to be with foundation and the party
in power is now without suy fixed policy
upon any question, either of the past or fu-
ture. 1t does not inspire the confidence of
business men In its ability to master the
questions of the times, and in dealing with
civil service it Is violating its pledges and
disappointing its friends"
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Skinner
Doan' marry gal hopin' dat her father
will set you up in dc barber bizness. Most
fadder-in-laws not only want all dey hez got,
but am willin' to struggle fur another $50, 900.
"Doan' sot down an figger dat fo' taters.
loaf OF bread, half a pound of meat an
quart OF applesass am goin' to run you fur
week You will want all de salary you kin
arm, an you had better look aroun' an find
somebody who will lend you dollar now an,
then.
"Doan' fatter yerselves dat all YOU hev
got to do am to hug in de house an kiss ober
dc gate. You'll be hungry fur CON beef an
baked beans; your clozs will war out; your
Hour an butter win waste away, an a bill
iur Two months rent win send chill up yer
Dacx. DE man or woman who specks dat
mar'd life am green an shady lane. liked
wild orange blossoms on one side an, ten dol.
lar bills ON de odder, am gwine to wake m
some day an find de rats leavin' de place in
disgust "
Think of desc things, Brudder Skinner
You kin get wife in about five minutes
but II takes five Vars to git shet of some Of
EN-. Expeek about one days sunshine fur
a week OF cloudy weather. Reckon ON
house rent comm due de fgst of cherry
month, an de grocer an butcher keepin, an
eye out fur you each Saturday night II
will amaze you how de woodpile decede, an,
how de Hour gifts outen de barr so soon
Doan' walk into matrimony like a Iobste-
into box, but igger on whether de boit
am wuth de risks II you conclude to mary
you KIN depend on dis club attendin de
obsequies in body, bringin' along a bonn
teous supply of ham sandwiches. IF va,
decide not to, 1t am probohle dat you win
soon be promoted to some posishun of trus,
an responsibility"
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THE HISTORY OF MONTANA.

The History will be published and deliv-
cred In two or three months. or this we
have no doubt. We notice Brother Collins,
Of the Riuer Press, is skeptical, but he seems
not to have had opportunity TO ascertain the
facts,-NeD NORTH West.
We are not skeptical about the publication
of the work-if there Is any money in it TO
the publishers. But Is TO It's historical
worth, We have very serious doubts. No
study or research has been given the subject
by any one connected with the ssoutft,"
from the first set of sleek swindlers to the
present publishers, 80 that we need not ex-
pect anything original; we need not expect
anything that has not already been pub
lished In some form or other; we need not
expect q connected, consistent, accurate his
tory OF Montana.
The early history of Fort Benton (before
the gold period) is the early history of Mon
tana, and yet no one has ever heard Of any
researches In this prolific field for the work
In question. We know there have been
none.
II may tickle the fancy of some of the
masy sentiment" men of Montan whose
portraits aud biographies will appear Cat adj
vertising rates., but u Is needless TO say this
Is not history. t ##e Z.
We have seen two or three "histories" of
this kind, published on the same plan, but
under more favorable auspices, and they
were utterly worthless. Tho "History Of
Montana will be Of The same class, only
probably "mole so."-Riper Press.
Our recollection OF the River Press article
was that the River Press said the represen-
tatiyes of Warner, Beers q Co. would
"probably demand another installment in
advance Of publication" and as they were
not only not doing this, but proposed to rec
ogn'ze the collection made by former par
ties who had taken some $4,000 or $l2, 1000
out Of the Territory without giving anything
IN return, we deemed Warner, Beers & Co.
entitled 10 fair statement Of the fact. That
much Of the work will be of the character
mentioned by the Press, we have no doubt,
but they did have men In the field making
historical research, and we think they col.
lected large amount OF historical informa-
tion that has never before been In print, rs
well as collated and arranged systematical-
ly much other mater that was practically
unavailable to the public ~ being scattered
through pamphlets, local records, etc. It
may not be as good History as should be
prepared, but ii will be q "starter" anyhow,
and before many years We hope TO see .
Montana House pablish better one.
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THE SUMS Washington special says: Mr..
Bayard will presently leave the Cabinet
The President Is kindly disposed and by ma.
ture very tolerant man, but In respect to
what he regards as unjustifiable obstacles,
he knows no amenities whatever. Bayard's
course in regard to appointments, and the
general spirit In which he has conducted Thu
State Department, have been great disap.
pointment TO the President and some other
members OF the Cabinet.
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81. Grow. Weaker and weaver"

MOUNT MAcGREGoR, N. Y, June 3d.
DR.. Douglas was asked this morning TO 70
view the fortnight that General Grant has
passed upon the mountain. HIS life has
been prolonged by the invigorating air
here instead Of the great heat Of New York.
He states: 1.-THE disease has progressed in
. natural way, but, - have said before,
IL 10 one Of increasing debility. The gen.
erai was likely to die At any time In New
York and had he remained there instead Of
coming here be would In ell human proSa-
bility hare expired before this. Nov his
present wants are natural result Of The dis
ease. He IL every day less strong, and al.
though the change ID scarcely perceptible,
the aggregate Of fourteen days becomes mo-
ticeable. Two weeks ago Gen. Grant left
the city. 1.-The wss In New YORK TO day he
could not be moved here, - his strength Is
not equal TO such journey. Now II you
ask me when the end will probably be,
cannot tell-nons can tell. He grows
weaker and weaker, and At Lest the point Of
exhaustion will be reached.
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THE DARK AND BLOODY GROUND.
Another Tragedy Among ouarrelling omeers


LOUISVILLE, June pa special TO the
Courier Jsurnal from Morehead says: The
trouble In Rowan county has been renewed
again. Humphreys, the alleged sheriff Of
the county, to-day shot Craig 7. Oliver, Mar
shall of Morehead, and the leader of the OPP
position faction, who attempted to arrest
him on q charge Of confederating for his
(Oliver's) murder. Oliver was shot with
buckshot, one shot penetrating the breast,
his head being shattered aud his face grazed.
He returned the fire without effect. Posses
are forming to arrest Humphreys and his
confederates, who are barricaded In Martins
house. Almost certainly the war will open
In earnest. again. Oliver Is not seriously
hurt.
At o'clock this afternoon the Morehead
force attempted to arrest Humphreys, when
he and his confederate, kayburn, rushed out
of the house and ran, firing. The posse re-
turned the fire, killing Rayburn and NOR
tally wounding Humphreys.
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Sharp Enough for Wall Street

tIso NonstitutiOn.l
farmer rented some land last year to
colored man Tor a third OF the crop. When
the drought came on his corn and cotton
were affected by It. He gathere two ha,aa
OF cotton and two wagon-ioads of corn Tna
latter was penned up for his own nee ana
the cotton was sold When the landlorI
called for his share he was told there was
none Tor him. 10 was thunderstrucly mi
asked: "Didn't l rent you the and for n
third OF the cropg Eyes, boss, y said The
man; but you see dcre was no third. Dsre
was only two bales Ct cotton and Two loods
Oh corn; all mine, and muffin for you bv the
contract" And the landlord could not moke
Cutfee believe any other way. 4'''Ae
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Mr.. J. Z. HENDRY, of the Livingston
Enterprise 10 spoken of for the Registership
Of the Bozeman Land Office. We presume
he Is an applicant for the position and II SO
hope he will get 1t. But we are assured all
editors Of Montana will alike deplore the
fact II an official appointment shall take from
journalism one Of the pleassntest and most
talented of their number.
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A WASHINGTON dispatch announces the
appointment of Robert p. Menefee to the
Bozeman post Office. Mr.. Menefee is an old
timer. He Ii no political Mugwump, but an
old-fasbioned Missouri Democrat. He Is
not extremely popular, but 10 sckno wledged
to be conscientious and scrupulously exact
In the discharge Of his duty. He Is bach
elor of 40 to 45 years Of age, in easy circum-
stances and hardly needed the Office. If he
succeeds In giving as good satisfaction TO
the Department and the patrons Of the Office
rs the retiring incumbent has done, neither
the government nor the public will have
good reason TO find fault.-Bozendn Courier.
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BUTTE had q thorough going sensation
last week. w. U. Huyck was night tele-
graph operator at the Depot. A masher
named Berry came along and Mrs. Huyck
eloped with him. Huyck then suicided.
Now the Inter Mountain has advices Huyck
played precisely the same game on brother
operator In Iowa few years ago that Berry
did on him, and the operator killed him
SELF "Time at last sets all things even"
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LONDON, June 25.-All accounts received
from Tonquin show that the ravages Of dis
ease among the French troops there are
simply appalling. Three thousand invalid
soldiers have been sent home, and three bun
dred soldiers now down with the disease
await transportation. Deaths among the
troops are from fifteen to twenty daily.
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THE attitude of the Cheyenne Indians In
Indian Territory is very threatening, aud
there are serious apprehepsions Of a terrible
outbreak. There Is a considerable force Of
troops In the Territory, but not deemed ad-
equate to cope with the 1900 hostile Cbey-
ennes.
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Death from an Insrowinp Nail

ANoKA, MIMI, June 25.-Ansen r. Hay
den, weli-known citizen, died this after.
noon. The cause Of his death was an in.
growing toe nail. Three weeks ago his big
toe was amputated. As he grew steadily
worse, bis right leg was taken off above the
knee yesterday BY DR.. Ames Of Minneapolis,
Is last effort to save his life. He was about
fifty years old, and leaves wife and several
children. he served three years In the old
Minnesota First, and was Orderly Sergeant
Of Company 1.
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Northern PACIFIC Finances.

NEW York, June 27.-The Financial
Chronicle says: Northern Pacific returns
continue unfavorable, but good manage
ment is reducing the loss to minimum.
We have this week secured an exhibit for
May and find there was decrease in the net
earnings, compared with 1884, of sl97,O7l,
against s443, 1853 in April and S252,7OS in
March. This makes 1t certain that the
Northern Pacific In the current fiscal year
just approaching close, will not quite earn
I'm full its fixed charges.
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AT LAST advlces General Grant was still
alive but IT Is not believed possible his life
can continue beyond few days. His dis.
ease is undoubtedly cancer and 1t Is begin
ming to inGame the jugular vein. There Is
O dark day for the Nat on not far off.
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THE San Francisco jury In the case where
In Adolph Spreckles was tried for the assault
with intent TO murder NJ. ii. DeYoung
brought In verdict Of mot Guilty" Old
man Spreckles had too much money for any
other result.
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Tales Out of School.

An "Old Subscriber" writes us for informa-
ton as to the best method of obliterating a
brand. There may be better plans, but the
usual method of celebrating the "U. s."
brand on government mule, is by the APP
plication of the bottom of red-hot frying
pan to the "affected" part.
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DUBLIN, jane 30.--A dispatch from Ban
t-y, dated 2o'clock this morning, stated that
. naval sham Fight is In progress In Bantry
Bay. Admirals Haskibs and Whyte arc
holding Bear Island. Admiral Haskiss In
person directed tie movements Of the de-
tschment of the squadIon which led the
attack upon the enemy. The battle was
begun Il midnight sharp.
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LArEER, Mich, June 3o.-During the
performance Of circus here, Samson, .
large elephant, became unfuriatcd and
turned upon the 5000 persons under tie
canvas. He tore up The seats, smashed up
the furnitare and made havoc generally.
Women tainted, children screamed, toys
climbed trees and = general stampede fol-
lowed. The elephant, after clearing out
the canvas, made break for the woods and
mired himself In swamp. After much
difficulty lie was extricated, but five bullets
were shot Into bis hide 10 tame him. Amid
the panic 1 number OF limbs were broken
and property lost and damaged. No fatalI-
ties occurred.
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The .cEty Of Toxic Wrecked.

FAKArAMA, June 25.- The American
steamer, "City Of Toxic" Capt. Maury, from
San Francisco, June 2, is ashore near this
point. She Is leaking, aud her cargo has
been partly Je.tisoned. Assistance has been
sent to her. The steamer will probably
prove total loss. Another has been char.
tered 70 take her place until new one is
built.
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nc Complexion of Her Hair Quite Ardent

st. Paul Pioneer Press.
Miss Ellen Dempsey, daughter" of the
New York Seventh regiment, at the request
of her mother, has been placed in house Of
refuge, on the ground that regimeutal life is
not exercising very salutary influence upon
the girl. Ellen is adorned with great
amount of very red hair
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~ new Orleans Picayune.l
Inc aouses OF skating-rinks can be avo;doa
oy conducting them on the style of ba,binu4
houses Have lady attendant, and Il, q,
gentlemen be admitted on days whom la,iis.
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THE New NoRTH.,W
JAMES H. MILLS, PUBLISHER,
THE famous ship "NIagara" Is being dis
maptled and burned for the old iron In her.

Mrs. Yseult Dudley, who was tried this
week for shooting o'Donovan Rosa, was
acquitted on the ground Of insanity. The
jury was only out five minutes.
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GLADSTONE has announced bis intention
TO again stand for election to Parlisme mt.
This Is considered equivalent to his continu-
Ing the leadership of the Liberal party.
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Always Equal to the Occasion.

Host something of musician, who is en-
tertaining a Kentucky friend at dinner)-
Would you like sonata before dinner, Col
onel?
The Colonei-Well, don't mind. I had
two on my way here, but guess can stand
another.
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EIGHT cents q mile Is too much for men to
pay for railroad riding. Three times as
many people would travel If the rate were
reduced fifty per cent.-Inter Mountain.
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The Russian alphsb,t cont.,n.
'sl'ers Any kussi word can be maJ y V h''
changing the position Of thess - unaao oy
oeing taken to use the entire fortv.ans care
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Two hunire1 ve IRA sro the As.h..
that tbsv ~.s Tue ,dra 9. with bones 50 large