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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

A REV old lady cautioned her
married daughter against worrying her
husband too much, and concluded by
saying:
my child. a man is like an egg.
Kept in hot water a little while he may
boil soft, but keep him there too long
and he hardens."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Is q latitude where the heavy frosts
of October nip the leaves Of the forest
trees it is not wise to trust to fall pasture,
of which clover is a large part. The
feeding value OF all green grass and tod
ders declines when the mercury drops
below 321. Frost bitten grass, clover
or pumpkins make sorry substitutes for
nutritious food. But as farmers gener-
ally trust to grazing until the snow falls,
there is a heavy snrlnksge in stock, to
arrive within 30 days after the first hard
freeze. Grain, hay or corn fodder must
supplement the pasture. Where II
has stock on clover pasture that is to be
kept another year, lett be remembered,
too, that tramping frosted or frozen
Is death to it. Its feeding value,
then, Is small, and the damage to the
crop is immense.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Clears out rats, mice, reaches, dies, ants, bed
bugs, skunGs, chlpmunSs ,gophers. l5c- Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

He that filings dirt at another dirties
himself the most.
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quick, complete cure, 4i Kidney, Bladder and
Urinary Diseases. ScaldlRg Irritation, t,ne,
Gravel, Catarrh Of the Bidder. 81. Druggists
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CARRYING A CONCEALED WRAPoN.-
"Why do you refuse to live with your
wife2" inquired Judge Duffy of Dennis
Mulcahy.
"Bekase I'm in dhread of me ioife
wild her."
"How is your life endangered2"
'tShe shteals upon me. yer Honor.
wild a conceyled weapon. She has it On
her person now"
''It's a lie, Judge. The truths not
IN himl' shouted Mrs. Mulcahy.
''Silence, womaul' said the Judge.
Constable, has any concealed weapon
been found on this woman?"
"No, yer Honor"
''Then what do you mean by saying
that your wife carries a concealed
weapon2"
"What do L mean is ii? If ye were
married to her you'd know what l
mean"
Cant the Court fpd out without
getting married to herr"
you can, yer Honor. Just say some
thing to raise her timper, and she'll
unscrew that ould conceyled wooden
leg of hers and clane out the coort."
GREAT AoTREss-"Yes, l am a firm
believer in cremation, and, IN fact, have
just subscribed 800 toward a new ere
matorium. l think every city should
have ne"
"Caller-"How strangel Then you
are really in earnest about it,"
"Indeed l am, and l shall lose no
opportunity to further the cause"
"You will, | suppose, arrange to be
cremated yourself instead of being bur-
led when you die?"
"Oh, no! that would never do"
"Never dor"
"No. All the papers would head
the account OF my cremation, Another
Free Advertising Dodge"
JONES -"Ah, Smith, haven't seen
you for a long tims! Why what's the
matter?"
Smrth-'Nothing,"
"How's business?"
"My business is picking up"
''Glad to hear it; bUt-but you GER
certainly don't look very prosperous,
you know"
"Probasly not, but all the same my
business is picking up"
''Strangel What are you at now2"
COLLECTING cigar stumps for a fine.
cut factory"
CITIzEN-'I want to send a friend OF
mine in Blankville some important in
formation.
Telegraph Operator-"All right; |
a get aft a message in halt a minute.
"Do you know the location of your
office in Blankville2"
"Yes; 1t Is in the Blankvllle hotel"
Dear mel that's a mile away from
my friends residence. How will the
message reach himP"
'It will be sent TO his house by a
messenger boy"
"a messenger boy, eh? Well, I'm
in a hurry this time, and | guess I'll
Use the mails"
HUsBiND and wife present themselves
before the Divorce Court.
"What do you want, madam"
'sDivorce from that wretch"
"And you sir?'
divorce from that vixenl"
''The decree is refused-tlIere Is no
incompatibllity of temper. You both
seem to be perfectly agreed. Cali the
next easel
New YORK Observation-Disclosures don't
amount to anything. We have elevated
railroads.
Philadelphia B~oy-"Pooh, that's no
thIngl We have elevated fares"
|
MONEY won't make the mare go. Fat
man (who is in something OF a hurry
''Ill give you five dollars to get me to
the station in three Minutes" Cabman
with provoking slowness)-"Well, sor,
you might corrupt me, but you can't
bride that horse"
The importance of acquiring a better
knowledge of earthquakes has become
so well recognized IN japan that the
authorities of Toxic University has ln-
structed one OF their officers to devote
himself wholly to earthquake pheno-
mena.
There is a majesty IN simplicity
Witt Us far above the qaaintness
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

There is a majesty IN simplicity
Whit is FAR above the qaaintness -
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10
CURED.

Right Judgment Is the kernel of the
great nut of life.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Advice is seldom welcome. Those
who need it most, like it least.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10
YOUNG M~EN,l-READ rHis.

ASA oe ida is q Persian eoudimeni
with food.
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An analysis of the fragments OF a
meteOrite reported TO have fallen in
February. 1880, at VeramIn, in the dis
trict O Zsrind, sixty miles west o
Teheran, Pertii, ha Just been submitted
by DR.. Tholozan TO NJ Daubre. 1t
reveals the presence OF DroI 2 te, pesha.
mite, p~erilote, nickel and granulated
iron, thus showing the same constitution
as that of the remarkable mereorites OF
Legrono (lS42l, Esthervllle (1679)
HNnho'tz 1856 and Newton County,
Ark. (2S60).
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

In Is SAID hat bio Lewis has go
over his cranky notions about the diei
OF the human race. AS a matter OF fact
he was eating chicken pot pie when he
advised the rest bt mankind to fill NJ
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Roasted coffee is one of the most pow
erful d~isinfeetants.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Itr9 ouutes Of soda dissolved Ia a
quart Of hot water will make a ready
aud useful solution for cleaning old
painted work preparatory to repaintng.
The mixture, in the above proportions,
should be applied when warm, ami the
woodwork afterwsrd washed With NSter
{ remove all trsoes Of the soda,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

HAsTY PUDDIN3.-Boll a quart OF
milk with four bay leaves; beat up the
yolks OF two eggs and a little salt; stir
in the milk; then take ont the bay
leaves, and with a wooden spoon in one
hand, with the other sprinkle in -four,
stirring rapidly until it Is of a good
thickness; pour into a dish and serve
with a sauce,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

The most rapid increase in weight IN
all auIn'als is while they are young. 1t
Is gain in siz3 rather than in the laying
on of fat that is required. For this
purpose the only, fattening foods are
not so wei! adapted as those containing
albummoids and bone-forming material.
Milk is the natural food of all very
young stock, and for promoting growth
it is for u time alone sufficient. II
economy suggests a change it should be
to some food containing flesh and bone.
forming elements. and as easily digested
as milk.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

ASK for Wells "ROugh on Corns." l5c. Quick,
complete cure, Hard or soft corns, warts, bunions.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Never put pickles in a jar that has
had lard in it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Experiments in England have shown
thai gas aud oil are about equally good
for light houses, aud that the electric
light Il superior to either IN line weather
but probably not SO good in fogs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10
DO You Want 20 BUY A Dog?

Ae that payeth beforehand, shall
have his work i'll done.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

"Let a drop of fresh milk fall, says
Prof. y. A. Heath, "into a glass OF pure
water. Ii the milk promptly dissent
mates Itself through the water, the cow
that yielded that milk is not with calf;
but if 1t sinks to the bottom of the glass
as it falls upon the water, and produces
but little OF a milky cloud, the COW is
pregnant. The specific gravity and yis-
cidity of the albuminous milk being
heavier than water thus retains the drop
Of milk and causes it to sink"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

TaE difficulty in preventing injury tc
stock from ,barbed- wire fences is olivia
ted to some extent by making them
trollisses for grapevines. The barbs are
Just as effective in repelling stock; but
the dificultyiwould be that after Il few
years the fruit would become much too
valuable to be subject to stock depreda-
lions. In many places roadside fences
are dispensed with, because stock is
never allowed on the roads except as
driven to market. In such places a
barbed-wire road fence as a trellis for
~grapevines would be entirely practi-
able.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10
7'Kough on Corns."

He that falls in the dirt, the longer
he lies, the dirtier he is.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Work HoR-Es.-ro keep work horses
In good condition an English farmer
says: For two winters l have given
the following allowance to six horses:
AZ pounds oats, 20 pounds maize. p
pounds beans, 81 pounds cut hay and
rs pounds long hay, or a total OF 1876
pounds OF food per week per hors,.
Upon this food the horses have done
admirably while in constant use.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

On some occasion NJ. COLLATION. has
observed that two or three seconds after
hsilstones had fallen TO the ground they
sprang into the air again at a height of
from eight inches TO more than eleven
inches, as if they had been struck up.
ward by the earth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

The works of Darwin are not allowed
to be issued from the circulating libra
RES of Russia, and a recent Imperia
decree puts those of Agassiz, Huxley,
Lubbock, Alan Smith, Lewes and
Spencer on the same list. The new list
is not confined to English and American
authors. for MoIeschott, Buchner, Vogt
Reclus and others are considered un-
suitable for Russian readers.
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N%usGRooNs Cut of the lower part
d the stem, peel, and put them into a
saucepan with just enough water TO
keep them from burning; salt and pep
per and shake occasionally. When
tender serve on buttered toast.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

THEY now i'll teeth with electricity.
A woman with a tooth full Of electricity
and au eye full Of fire, will be y balmy
object fer "a man to meet ON the tor
landing when he comes home from bal
anclpg The books at two A. NJ.
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HJCKoBYNUr CAKE. -One-haif cup oil
buttsr, two cups OF sugar and four eggs,
beaten separately; three cupfuls of
flour, one-half cup Of sweet milk, two
t%easpoouiul Of baking powder, two cups
OF hickurynut meats minced, one tea.
spoonful extract of vanilla,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

"Wady' / n Egy ptlan parlance is
dry river bed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

New YORK BoY-"Philadelphia don't
amount to anything. We have elevated
railroads.
Philadelphia Boy-"Pooh, that's no.
thmgl We have elevated fares"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10
"s9chu-Faiba."

We imported $40, 900. 600 worth Of
wool last yesr.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

A D%AlHYMAN was awakened by a wag
in the nigh. with the announcement
that his best COW was choking. He
forthwith Jumped ont to save the life
Of Crummle, but lol he found a turuiP
stuck IN the mouth OF his pump.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

THR VoLPAlc Belt DO, OF M1rs'lal, Mich,
offer TO send taeir celebrated ELgcTRgNOLTAIo
BELT and other ELEcfHtc APPLIANCES on trial
o rtnlrty days, TO men 10gng ami Old afflicted
with nervous debility, iO3s OF vitality and all kln-
dred troubles Also f1r i~raeaTnl.isn, neuralgia,
paralysis. and many other diseases. Complete
restoration 20 health and yigor guaranteed. No
rlsk is Incurred as thlrtk days trial Is allowed
Write them al once tor Illustrated pamphlet free
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

The population OF Europe is steadily
increasing and the meat production is
steadily decreasing. The latest statistics
give the population OF Europe at 294.-
600, 0G0, as against 244 600, 00e i'll 1857;
the cattle now per 1000 CT population is
80, AS against 355 IN 1857; sheep GS2
per 1000 of population, as against III
in 1857; and of swine there are the
same number per 1000 population as III
1857, namely, 156. scandinavian coun-
tries and Servia stand first in the num-
Der OF live stock per 1000 population.
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or,
As it echoes along the green;
But the fearless pen has more sway DER
men,
To sound the praises of Carboline.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

HUsBiSD and wife present themselves
before the Divorce Court.
"What do You want, madam"
'sDivorce from that wretch"
.A.l .ro,, asu0n
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Cumphor trees are growing thrifty
on the premises of Olloael r. H.. NJ.
Davidson, at Quincy, Fla. The larger
of the trees is about twenty feet hIgf,
and multitudes of plar ~orung
from seed which ha' IA
them. The plants
Washington by
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

One of the strongest points in a really
good COW is that she will continue to
give a good mess of milk during a long
time. Many otherwise good cows fail
in this respect. They give a large
quantity IL the first flow, but soon drop
off and are dry half the year The
habit of the heifer with her first calf
fixes her habit as a COW in this re ard.
1t is therefore not advisable to allow a
young better to drop a second calf
within a year of the first. 1t is better
10 wait so rs to have the calves fit en-
months or more apart, in which case the
heifer can be kept IN milk ayear or
more.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

On CLOTHS should never be scrubbed
but washed with SKINNED milk. in
which has been thrown a handful of
corr meal; it Is the only wash to use
for them, as it imparts a freshness
which no amount of scrubbing will give.
They should be vanished every spring,
and oiled with liuseed oil once a week;
this preserves them. and if the method
Is perseveredln IN, they will last four times
as long as they do ordinarily.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

IRISH STEW. Put two pounds of NUT
ton on TO stew in water enough to cover
it, Salt and pepper. When tender
take out of the kettle and cut in small
pieces; have ready n dozen potatoes
sliced and three sliced onions; put all
togelh her in a saucepan and stew till the
potatoes are done; then stir in enough
dour to make a thick gravy.
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Russian kqsaw rs growing in favor
: : : specific = !. s'i oe..s ras A. ss.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10
Divorce from that vixenl"

"INt utUttt Is ttIustu-lIlefe Is no
incompatibllity of temper. You both
seem to be perfectly agreed. Cali the
next easel
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Ihe MIkht OF ZIG Ton.
Oh, the orators voics is a mighty pow
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

BOILED TURNIPs.-Use a separate
saucepan for them. Ii when done they
appear soft and watery, put them in a
cloth aud squeeze the moisture ont;
then add n little salt and butter; a tea.
spoonful OF sugar makes them taste
milder. Mash and dish them. Ii,
however, they are nice looking tu-nips,
slice them, put a little butter on them
and pepper we'll, and then serve them.
An hour will boil them, unless they are
very hard.
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Create an Appetite

The verdict Is always awarded 10 HOODS SARsA-
PARILLA, on account Of the wonderful results
from its use, and N decided medicinal charac-
t~eristics which are 80 lndetbly stamped upon the
article hat n ne fail 10 recognize them. A trial
more than verines our claim. Prepared only by
C. |. HOOD d CO.. ApOtheca1es, Lowell, Mass
Price St.rO, six Tor 500 Sod by all Druggists
and Dealers In Medicines.
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w HEN M EN-

Desire to accomplish a specific purpose they com
pare the various means employed to this end.
In all competitions for a reliable remedy TO puri-
Is, vitaliEe and enrich the blood, 10 eradicate scrO-
fula, salt rneum and all obnoxious humors, TO re-
Store and renovate the whole system ana IN
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Outfit, $3.50 Complete.

Who send their names to the An.
- km | CO.. psr4tIVe DAIRY Company,
81 Beach 81. Boston, Mass. will ks
receive IN portaut information ~ k~s e a
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

Qe, three bushels O
s sand will LAY
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

CURDs MoULD.--Stir to a cream three
ounces OF butter, then stir in well the
following in succession: The yolks of
six eggs, three ounces OF powdered
sugar, three ounces OF curd rubbed
smooth and the whites of the eggs
whipped to a snow stirred in the last
thing. 1t may be either baked or
steamed i'll a well buttered mould.
Then turn it out and strew it with
sugar.
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A n samp'es large pretty chrome reward nlent,credit
~ dplOma, birthday, friendship gift and school SHd
cards l6c. Price list free. Fine art TO-, Warren. Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

CARPENTERS should remember that
fresh glue dries much more rapidly
than that which has been once or twice
melted. The finest ordinary glue, or
that made from white bones, absorbs
twelve times its weight OF water in
twenty four hours; from dark bones the
glue absorbs nine times its weight of
water; while the ordinary glue, made
from animal refuse, absorbs but three
to five times its weight of water,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-10

IS the subscription price VIII be deducted when
he Cash Premium Is paid and subscription be-
Ems. There are no Blanks.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-30
wEsTcuE.rER COUNTY.

YoNKERs.-The Board Of Education has called upon
the Common Council for Sbl,3ji 20 meet the expense,
during tho coming year, Rlr0 an additional sum OF
$50 900 for size ana tho erection ~ new school
building NOdiuo Iill......TaN relief bonds 20 the
amount Of $4,000 Of the city sold by Mayor
Stahluecker Monday night to MOlcr Co. at the rate
OF 81 OOs 30 Tor each ~ 600 bond. They will bear
interest at tho rate o! per cent
EEw-HOCnTILF.-At meeting OF the Board Of Trustees
on Monday evening tho oficcrs Of tho Nrw-l1chcic
street Railroad Company and the NcwROchce aud Pei
ham Railroad Company each presented Eurp'cmcntary
communications scttiug forth tue details Of their plans
and what they propose e. do In az being granted
franchise They requested 10 ne maps and prUles
Of their routes before Friday, when decision nh Ia
who II receive the franchise viii probably be given.
sHRuR OAK.-J d. Alton, painter fell 100 fcot from
the Methodist Church yesterday and was instantly
killed.
WHITE PLAINS-J. Franklin Phillips. cashier OF tho
Centrai BaEk diet yesterday from pneumonia after a
brief Illness IIo thiryOuc old and had been
connected with the bank for fourteen years IN the
Supreme Court before Justice Dykman, yesterday, tho
Jury n tho suit OF william H. Odell against the New
York Central and Hudson River Railroad Company gave
n verdict Of - 800 OIcll car builder at Central
Morrisana About yoar he had hs left hand taken
OF by "a circular saw which he WAS adjusting 10 n rno
guage.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-30
LAWN TENNIS BY THE SOUND.

On the pleasantly shaded lawn Of the COun-
try Club the lawn tennis players at Bartowon'the.
Sound began their meeting yesterday to compete for the
handsome prizes offered by the club The ladies OF the
neghborhood present In large numbers and cappcd
charniDgy at all the poor plays and by the good
ones as usual They did hope that Mr. Beeckman would
beat that man who was much older than lie, while
Bccckman was all the time enjoying perfectly sure
thing The play opened az IL a. m. Fonr
courts, two OF grass aud two OF clay were in
service, and the play close and good.
w. III. Sands looked happy and busy and the tourna-
Henf, thanks u nm. went OF smoothly All but the
final round OF singles played and the one match OF
the preliminary ronnd OF the doubles. Play IN doubles
begins to-day at 1890 a. m. The final match between
Bcecknan and Slocum Is set for y. IN. Following Is
tbs summary, with drawings on tho BagnallWild
system:
Firt Round Of single. II. Ttusbeat Randolph Morris
ca, 40 10. T.. NJ AdCC beat a ~. Morris 40, St, T.
H. Mayor beat \. NJ WOOu by default II. w. SlOcul jr.
beat L. Gregory 40 d. 81 II. l.. Beecsman beat O. g.
Thomas by default. c. r. Watson beat ). T. App etOn 6S
Ga sands beat IL. NJ Peters by default. VI.
Paton beat W. r. Williams o., 6-l
Second ROuAd-W. II. Titus beat T. NJ. Adee rs, Gl II.
w. SlOcum. beat r. l.. Ma 90. 10 r. l.. Beeckman
beat q. f. Watson 60 81. NJ y Patton beat W. II. sa d5
g.. 81 - -
Third Ro1nd-H W Slocnm r beat W. H. Titus s. g. G.l.
II. T.. Bcec. man beat ST. - Patton 90. 81.
Dtte-, lreandry Round-Adec and partner beat sands
aud Morris e., o..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-30
HELD roR ARsox ~ TIE PEST DECREE.

Charles X. COvcrt'S paint shop at No. gu
slxth-avo IRE four times on Monday. The last
time us after had been closed ut o'clock. the whole
house came being burned mp. IL seemec certain
that an uceudiary had been at work Fro Marshal
Sheldon ascertsined that Thomas L. Ceary. clerk in
the had been orcions at each one OF the Tres ana
had taken great credit himself for putting them ont
His employers had gwen him scOdlng In the morning
for not attending his business His zeal at tho fire
secmed so suspicious that Marshal Sheldon had him ar
rested and qucstoue6 HIM. Cleary stated under oath
that he had had matches IN HIS possession all day
and that he had tho with his employer and
workman NJ q o'clock aud gone bone. His statements
were clear direct. Rud the Marshal discharged him.
directing him. however 10 be OH hand at the further e1
animation yesterday
five witnesses to facts IN direct contradiction to
Cearys story 1t proven by them that lie had pro
curcd three times In the course or the day Mr.
Covert the proprietor, that CeaTy had not LETT
the with hn but had stayed behind alone to close
IN. The workman who had gone away In Mr.. Coyerts
company supported his testimony. Ten or fifteen min
utes after they had gone, leaving Ceary TO close the
store tho fire broke With this testimony before
him Fro Marshal sheldon summoned Ceary to the
Twenty Precinct station and accused him OF per-
so ~ 20 cOnformo that OF his employer and tho other
Witnesses hut the Marshal ordered his arrest aud no
locked up. lilo was taken TO the Jefferson Market
Police Court IN tho afternoon, when charge OF arson In
the FIRST degree was preferred against him. He tened
his guilt. aud Justice O'Rcily committed him without
bail for trial.