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of all ages and both sexes prefers beer three
| times day-at the second breakfast, at din
ner, and at supper. Sometimes the whole city
is perfumed with the odor of the fresh beer
brewing in the large houses. This is not at all
a disagreeable odor, and IL is certainly
thousand times more acceptable than the afro
cious petroleum odors with which the good
natured New Workers allow a few oil-refners
to ytiatc their whole atmosphere for days at
time. 1t must be admitted, however. that the
atmosphere in Munich beer-houses is often
quite as oppressive owing TO the fact that
everybody smokes cheap cigars in which
tobacco is rarely an ingredient. After being
smoked for m hour in One of these places one
feel, sufficiently disinfected to become quaran-
tine inspector or proprietor of a smallpox
hospital.
Munich has almost a, many ca 'es - Nienla
relatiN ely 10 its size. At these bcer i COM
monty drunk in the eveuip~, but tne'r hnsy
time j. in The afternoon rom II % 5. For IN
Murich, a at slut, sart, banks libraries, aud
other public places are closed at uoer o.. Two
hours, which are devoted-by Inc men oply--
% driniing coffee aud reading the newspapers
at ths cafes. The waiting is always done by
girls, who are satisfied with avery tfihng fee
are always attentive, aud some, mes p"e,ty,
though not 80 pretty a the corresponding class
in London. The ave~ase Bayarian wom-
mn has clear cOmplcyion browh eyes, black
hair, often q >'iub nose, Il tall and wcll-deycl-
opcd figure; and among The lowct classes il
would be dihcuit to Distinguish a women,
arm from mans, 50 >,ruHS Is it, muscular
development.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

NEW YORK GIRLS DEVELOPING 4 TASTE fpE
GAMBLING.

Our Young ladies are not only develop
ing horsey tastes, but they are developing
taste for turf gambling, that would make
their grandparents turn in their graves, II
they knew Of il. a young lady, who can
not talk horse nowadays, shows that She
i. not in the social whirlpool. She must
know the points Of a horse as readily As
any Jockey | was amused. the other day,
on the train, by conversation Of two
Young ladies s-,ery ladylike and quiet
girls they were too-who, after discuss
ing Schumann's songs. began to talk
horse, and they seemed to be a. familiar with
one as with the other. Were YOU al the
exhibition in Madison Square Garden -
asked one of the other ''No,' she replied :;
'unfortunateIy was out Of town at that
time" That was too bad said the other,
you missed splendid show. | have never
seen finer cattle. The yearlngs looked ex
actly like three year olIs." The other ex-
pressed her disappointment at not having
seen these wonderful yearlings, bat she had
seen particularly fine three yearoll3 That
she thought were going to develop into tine
trotters.
The other DAY was driving throu5h Cen
lFdI dI anu Tue illilNNOHirSl tdlbput ttldt
passed me was driven by a adv. Il was
none Of your village carts or Nlctoilas, but
was genuine Stanhose gig, with footmen
up behind, and the lady in the box holding
the reins of a pair OF prancing steed. no pom
les, mind YOU, but fuli-sized horses, and frisky
ones at that. What liked about it was that
she was such quie,-looking lady. There was
nothing at all horsey in her appearance. She
wore a simple, tight coat and modest bon
net, and was, | should think, about thirty
five or thirty-seven Years of age There is
Miss Daisy Cameron, the daughter of SIR
Roderick Cameron, who drives a pair of fast
horses but she drives them TO Victoria,
which is more feminine than S,anhope.
Miss Pussy Breeze also drives a spanking
span, and in winter her cutter is the admir-
alton of the road N. Y. Cor. Boston
fy1zeffS
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Locomotives.
ON THE SICK LIST AND IN THE HOSPITAL.
"6jS' WHICH DREW TIE GARFIELD TRAIN.
New York SUM-


BY far the most interesting building of the
Pennsylvania railway repair shops, on the
meadows between hackensack and Jersey
City, is the round house where stalls are pro-
vided for forty one locomotives, aside from
the three entrances. which can be utilized
at pinch. Engines in all manner of un-
dress costumes are resting in these stalls,
receiving a respite from their arduous work
One of them, freight, is just in from the
line to have her sand-box repaired. and
will return to her labors in an hours time
Another, known as the "P" class, which
constitutes the heaviest engines run on the
road, Is stripped bare of all its exterior ar
rapgements and even TO its ti,e-fOot eight
drivers and its Is - by Il cylinders its
Identity is only known by a common chalk
mark on It's naked boiler, .0j9. This is
one Of the engines that hauls the bulky
southern and western mail trains, ana was
constructed especially for that purpose. Its
weight, equipped for service, Is fifty tons, or
four tons heavier than the III" engine 81,
which stands und"essed near it. The latter,
with It's long legs-its drivers are six feet
SIX inches IN diameter appears 10 be more
weighty, but the former makes up the differ
ence in the length of its boiler and the size
Of the cylinders.
Hard by are several other passenyer en-
gines known as the "A" class. whose num-
bers run from iO}O to | .0lj. and whose
weights average IS = tons. These are the
most popular engines on the road. and can
steam, work and run better with eight or ten
cars than any other class. MANY of the
locomotives are now in the shops receiving
6. 4 =
,oned fiat surface. The new style Of box
rests upon the frame of the engine, allows
eiyht inches more Of heating ,Dacr. ana
lessons the chances OF spreading the wheels
by close proximity To the fire box. Thus
far only twelve engines have been furnished
with the new arranpement. but So soon As
the half dozen locomotives that are now be-
ing put into shape for the Long Branch
route are ont Of III. way The innovation m
heating will be extended to others.
Among the engines that will leave the
shops til, week is the historical Gjs. which
established its records in july, 1881. on the
day Dr. Frank II. Hamilton was summoned
ID Garf,id's bedside. Al haif m hour.
notice II whirled the special tram from Jer-
,e, CITY to Phlladrlphla IN one hour and
thlrty-tight minutes, including one stop and
several ,iow-dowus. And again III m, fol-
lowing Seprember. when Garfield was taken
10 Elberon. 6jS was detailed 10 haul the
special train; and two weeks later The 6js
began the mournful ride. which. starting AZ
T. beroa. ended al Cleveland, Ono. Last
venr 6jS vas put IN charge Of Engineer Nc
Lean on the Long Branch limited express
and ran l2i miles every day for twelve
urYks IL a IA, minutes rvar thrap hours
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New b00k-bilderY
AND -
9'... Boo. N.,.:..,.:r,
No. - C"omb>' Block, Ellsworth, Me.
Opposite Post Office.

v + >r0wooa would most re-
~Pectinl'y 'n.oim he Citizgn> of Fll.-
worth and Ni,iui.v idat he ha, removed
j Bindery from Bosom to thi, citv
where b" j, now prepared to execute
BOOK Binding Of eye.v description
Best Of stock and Workmanship. win
Strength and Beauty combined. Prices
I" sun the times. All work warranted
and done !" "hen P omised Particular at
tent'on given 10 the substantial bindino
ot Music. Illustrated Works. Family
Bibles, En2rayiugs. Lady's Book. IIar-
per and Peterson's Magazines. d.
''Ildlng- and all kind, of Morocco work
and Pocket Books made to order. AL
buns rebound, Scrap Books made TO or
der Old Bibles and all Old Books and
heepsakes made as good as new. In
soliciting your orders, feel confident
'hat my prices aud work will merit your
patronage. Blank Books of every de-
Scrlption Ruled. Bound. and printed
to order.
Kissing numbers Of all Magaz mes suspliesf.
INNS ieteieh at Few minutes notice.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

A special dispatch to the Boston lle--
aid Aug. l3, SAYS: All who have visited
Gen Graat's tomb at Riverside Park must
have seen the small white tomb down on the
top of the bluff TO the right, that has stooC.
there for nearly 100 years, and which is in
scribea 10 the memory Of ian amiable
child" For number of years it has Lent a
poetic interest to the spot. This tomb will
now have TO come down. 1t stands directly
in front of the spot where the great monu-
meat to Gen. Grant is to be built and the
site of his permanent tomb. The little white
marble monument will be cleared away, but
the grave underneath will doubtless remain,
and fiat slab deposited above it to merk
the spot.
Among the people who called at River
side Park yesterday was lady, the wife OF
a prominent ocean steamship captain. Two
years ago her husband called at the island
of st. Helena, ana while there he picked
some ivy from the tomb Of Napoleon and
carried it home TO America. His wife had
taken care of the plant since, and it had
thryed luxuriantly. Yesterday she took a
slip from it in flower pot up TO Riverside
Park expecting to obtain permission to plant
it where it could grow and creep up over the
walls of Gen. Grants tomb. The military
guard however, knew Of no place where the
little ivy tree could be planted, and she re-
luctantly took it'away again.
The American Architect offers three prizes
of $50 each for the best three designs for a
monument to Gen. Grant. The requirements
are preliminary sketches in pen or pencil
no brush work or color-scale indicated on
the drawing cost not to exceed 100000 ;
memorandum Of material and probable cost
to be placed on the drawing itself; each de
sign to be represented by perspective OF
elevation, with plan, and, if necessary sec
tons at less scale; each signed with a
motto, and the authors name forwarded un-
der seal at the same time. The award will
be made by jury of architects and sculptors
Drawings must be received at the Office Of
the American Architect on or before Sept
10.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27
Smoking and Cancers.

As to whether smoking may be the i'm
mediate cause Of cancer, surgeons are not
agreed; but there is a condition of the tongue
which is in many cases, the precursor of
epltheioma, namely "lencoplakia;" and
this disease is more generally considered to
be caused by smoking. Mr.. Baker, writing
on this inflammation in Holiness "System
Of Surgery" points out that among seventy
five recorded cases seventy-one smoked and
four we're non smokers. Buzenet used the
term '.plaqaes des fumeurs' for this dis
ease, because he was convinced that smok-
ing so often gave rise to it. Mr.. Hulke
has more than once shown that 'lencop-
lakia" may be the starting point of epith-
elioma, and out of the aforementioned
seventy FIVE cases, forty -four developed epith-
elioma, and in one only was there family
history Of cancer.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

old Judge Peterby has been laid up fol
some tine with the gout. His legs are
swelled to an enormous size. His doctor
who is also church member, rebuked his
impatience and told him: "You should be
grateful to the Almighty for His kindness
"What kindness?" "His kindness in giving
you only two legs to suffer with. Suppose
you had as many legs as centipede?"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

-"Grant'- Memorial: what Shall it be- j.
discussed in the September number of the
N"rth 1niericdn Eegie,r, by Launt Thomp-
,on, Kari Gerhar,it, o. J.. " arner. and wilson
Mcdonald, rculpfors; W. H.; Bcaru. painter:
Calvert NauN and Henry Van B~unt, arclii-
tects; and Clarence Cook. art critic Tai,
symposium i sure 10 attract wide attention III
this time. when the desire is 50 general 10
erect a monument to Grant that shall ne worthy
OF the man. the nation, and American AT
The same number Of the Hecietc contalp, a
consideration Of the question, "Shall our Ma
tional Banking system be Aboli>hei:- hv
George ;. Boutwell,, F. j. Scott ;. Dana
Horton. and Edward II. q. Clark ..Ouitla''
contributes an essay on The Tendencies Of
English Fiction" and Elizabeth stuart Pbrlps
writes on The Great P>ychical OppOrtunitv'
But the most readable article in the number
Is eN->crgeant-atA ms French's .Rclni-
ni-ccncc> of Famous Americans" which i a
series of delightful anecdotes about the IL
nous war senators. Mr.. French j. writiu. "A
book of these "reminiscences. If it cqIIal,
this forc,tallment in the Regic,C. it will b.
one OF the famous work, of modern literature
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

PLAINLY He WoULDS'T.-On board A
transatlantic liner first day out Captain at
dinner docking round for parson and at
last seeing man next him with white tie
on)-"Will you say grace ?" No answer. !
"Wili you say grace ?" No answer.1 Very
loudly Will you say grace ?" Passenger
(at last turning round) Would you mind
repeating the question. I'm so d-deaf 7"
Ne,c Orleans Picapme.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

EXHoRrERs AND PREACheRs.-Th Col
onel, who lives in the South, was finding
fault with Bill, one of his hands. for neglect
OF work, and saying that he would have no
more preaching about his place. They hal
too many protfacted meetings to attend.
Bill amt no preacher said Sam. Hes
only 'zorter." ''Well, what's the difference
between a preacher and an exhorter9"
"Wh you know preacher takes a tex,
and den he done got to stick TO it, But a
'zorter, he can branch"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

Agnes: "Mamma told you that you were
not to go to Bessie's house." Sally: II
know she did, but couldn't help it."
Couldn't help it-whyP" "Because-be-
cause Satan tempted me-" "1hen you
should have put Satan behind you." Il
did-but--Ae pushed me-
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

Goods blessing to suffering humanity" is
what clergyman of Clay City, Ind, says of
DIR. GRAVES HEART REGULATOR as a
cure for Heart Disease; he recommends it to
all afflicted. He knows its value. S1.O0 per
bottle.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

In Consumption and General DeJauy
DIR. d. D. MCDONALD, Petitcodae, n. B..
says: II have been prescribing Scetf's Emul-
sion during the past year with good result, and
general satisfaction. 1t is especially useful in
persons with consumptiye tcndcncies.s
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27
An Efficient Renedv

In all cases of Bronchial and Pulmo-
nary Affections is AiFR'S CHFRRY
~ toi;H.. Is such it Is recognized and
prescribed Il hy the medical profession. and
IN lGAuY thousands Of families. for tho
past forty wears. II has bc, regarded a. an
Invaluable household remedy It /, a
lr"' 'araiidn that only requires TO b. taken
lu Very small quantities. and a few doses
oi B. .lniui>trr,4d in th" early stages Of
cod III cough viii effect speedy cure.
s't aaF. Ncra possibly. save lie. There
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27
Night Thoughts.

wind my watch in the low lamplght,
A. I've wound il up for many "A night
To measure me out the lours to be-.
A. the fdtdre were mine through this ltt'e
key.
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To Librarians.

special Care r.Aen in b n,.iny Bools for Public
@ A'Ia Nh'fch Libraries. WDen yoIr books com,
| ' ee coi''lg 20 pieces, stnd tnesn ct once TO me
an'i save e. % lse. r,ers sent from any pari
Vi uie county viii receive prompt attention. 3stf
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27
Ayers Cherry PectOra|

Hos f.rc~"rvc,i The lives of great numbers
,tf'~> NJ. .hy arrc>tinc the development OF
IlTy ngitis, bronchitis. Pneumonia,
s.. Pulmonary Consumption, and by
g. 'l"e of those dangerous maladies. Ii
81 a h. Kept ready for use in every
ta#y where there are children. As it Is u
3.,-f.ipe far superior 10 all others in the
Treatment of Group, the alleyistion of
W looping tough. and the cure Of Colds
and Influenza. ailments peculiarly incl
denial 20 childhood and youth. Prompti-
tuir IN dealing with ali diseases Of this
c..'>- l. of the utmost importance. The
Hos ~ single day may. In many cases,
~ 'aE. time in cxperiinouling with
l-' ines of doubtful efficacy. while the
laaady j. constantly gaining deeper
A.id. hut take II once the specifies; and
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

Yet, winding my watch. well may muse,
How ihl- thing Of pin. and wh,el, and screw :
" iih my owd naine rdt ia il sol,lca curve.
" i'll outla>t the :. . il va meant to serve.
How ar hodr will come Of the low iamplight
Burning low for ny uyiu. sight.
hen tn Mind my watch no need viii be-.
Because I me viii forever be dolr Tor me.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-08-27

-H0rp"rs N1y1=iae for September i, On.
of the strongest Ind most attrpti,,. Numb.r.
ever issued First Of all. General Horace. Par-
tcr'- "Reminiscences of General G,lui' will
command the reader, attention. Ti.s article.
which i " considerable cugth. = tuH ol u.r
4gnli and characteristic ynrr.l,t.. E,itt .rf..
unpubli,hcd and j. accompanied by an entire
ly new and exceptionally good portrg,t. ,,,-
-rlyed by krurI from phutn-rlph pr,,,nt-
rd by GENERA, Grant lo Mr.. TloHll, N,,t
several year, aso.
The Number opens with an effectively Y,u..
trttcd article on Labrador the first of tvn
yapcr- which have br.u prrplr,,I hy 1, n
Farnham.
An illustrated paper On the English rub-
fishing house Of Nurrny l. of .p..ill iD,rr...t
To- litrrr, ucnll,. and contain. ,nl,,l
ter about Byron lnd scott
Il j. NOW almost It c,utury since the f,uud-
INK pf Marietta. in Ohio. Tb.. ,t,r, oflh..
pioneer settlers {, wcIItobIby Alfred Nf,tL.,y.
win ample pictorial illustration.
Tho art paper Of the Nuu,h.r {. m. ry,..l-
jnLly interesting sketch of \u,,fua I,u..
Bartr.th, mos, r,,brlt.,ln of ,,'fn.,l...pt,,,.,..
hy Theodore CAild, with sixteen ,up,.t, .t.r.-
rrarlpu-. engraved from il. ur....y,| r1.,.r h.
nl.rr~ nos, L4,l,tu.iu., ID, tb,. lyt.,,,. M '.;,
IN Ea.timorr. one Of thr Illustrations. I'm,
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21
IoB WATER CAUSE BRIGur's

Ice WATER CAUSE BRIGuT's
DIsEAsE.-Thc latest theory con-
eerning Brighl's disease and other
affections of the kidneys is that
they are due to the immOderate
use Of ice water and other chilled
beverages. Thirty OF forty years
ago, q physician asserts, when peo-
Nplo sEked their thirst with fresh
water from well or pump, kidney
Aseasc was virtually unknown.
Nav, however, the general use OF
iceNwater in every household aud
saloon and the multiplication OF so.
da water fountains cause thousands
Of peryoHs 10 abruptly shock their
heated iuternal organs with ircez-
ing drasghts, and kidney troubles
have berOme very prevalent.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21

MORPHINE AND FALSE HAIR
My coiifeur tells me that false hdiI
is dearer than ever. 81 suppose
| remarked to him, ''that spccula.
tors who look forward to IL chance
in tue fashion are "balling' it r.
"No; the cause is the rage for NOR
phine in the grand monde" "\Vhat
connection is there" | asked, she
tween that drug aud chignOns and
false braids I"
"ThiS cOuncction-that taking
morphine leaves, in Il short time,
the head as bare and polished as Il
billiard. Many of my customers
are nearly bald from this canse.
Morphine also looSens the teeth, so
that ir Is as good for the dentist $
as for the capillary artists."-LOH
don Truth.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21

A heroic and noble mans FIRST
thought when his house took Ere
reoaufly vas for bis mother-iu law;
whom be saved IRON a burning
stair case bY promptly throwiug
Der from . third story window.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21

lar.' IT &lI
sal r%econciliate
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21

EATING LEMONs.-A good dcaI
has been said Ihro' the papers
about the healthfuincss of lemons.
The latest advice Is how to nsc
them So they will do the best good,
as follows: Most people know the
benefit of lemonade before break
fast, but few know that it is more
than doubled by taking another 1T
night, also. The way to get the
better of the bilious system with
out blue pills or quinine, Is to take
the juice OF one, Two OF three lem
Ons, as the appetite Graves, in us
much ice water us makes il pleas
ant to drink without sugar, before
going to bed. Iii the morning, on
arising, at least half an hour be-
tore breakfast, take the juice OF
one leInOn in goblet OF water.
THIS will clear the system OF humOf
and bile with efficacy, without any
OF the weakening effects Of caiOHel
or congress water. People should
not irritate the stomach by eating
lemons clear; the powerful acid OF
the juice, which is always most cor
r~Osiye, invariably produces inha-
nation atter a while, bnt properly
diluted 20 that it does not bum or
draw the tho throat, it does it's
medical work without harm, and
when the stomach is clear Of food,
has abundant opportunity to work
over the system Thoroughly, says a
medical authOrity.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21

PULLED Down HIS VEST
Yesterday, rs Gen. Wilson, of Far
90, was making an eloquent appeal
before Judge Francis, I'm court at
Valley City, the gavel suddenly tell,
"That man." said Judge Francis,
pointing TO a sweltering visitor in
the rear of the t0rrid courtroom,
twill put on his coat " Gen. VII.
son, quietly turning to the court,
said: "lour honor, If that rule is
TO be observed, l think tho Court
should button M his vest !" "l'll
do it, sir; I'll do it." replied the
dilimiied fudge, and at once pro-
creded to button mp and pun down
his vcst.-JamestOWn ID. IT. Cap
HdL.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21

PANTS FOR TwO.-Recently, in
a neighbOring village, two very
prominent ladies ,aud by the way.
one OF 'em is a charming little wild.
ow") decided that times were get
ting TO dull, and they would try to
wake things up aud have some fun
They dressed up in mems apparel,
walked over 10 some of their neigh.
bors houses, passed of for tramps,
frightened some ladies aud chill
dren almost out Of their wits, aud
would have made a thorough can
vass of the town, but for a little
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1885-08-21

newspaper don't believed a word
Won read under II.
an make a spoon OK spoil the
horns was the thonglt of a mal
who never made a spoon in all his
life. and who knew perfectly vel
That lie couldn't make one and Onl,
took Il eai mans malicious de
light in spelling u Aorn T. s.
Fora man who likes to =
horn straight the introduction Oh q
spoon always sroils it.
"a wink is as good as a nod TO Il
blind horse" was said by a man
with q stiff neck who wanted to
nod but conIdn't. Although why
any sane man should wish either
to wink or nod at q blind hyfse no
man can tell.
MA little more sleep a little more
lslumber,n commonly attributed to
she sluggard, was stolen from the
nightwatchman, whofnfented 1t III
bis dreams. L.
'sFast bind, fast inl," was re-
marked by a police Justice when
he bound theitough over to Keep
the pcace ana fined Hm SO 50.
SAILS web that elds WE'LL" was
said by a murderer who killed a
dnde. The name0f the murderer
is suppressed, list he should be
overrnn With more orders than he
could fill, and thus be compelled to
hire a clerk, wIO would eventually
run off with NJ the money.
"Alls fair n love and war;" was
the inspiredHthought OF u railroad
conductor
''One swallow does not make a
summer, nwas the brilliant remark
of n manfwhO was trying to see
how maly swallows do make IA
summer. Nota Bene-lf the thcr-
mOmetef got half so high as the
expeimenter did the dog days
Gang right along on the heels of
Christmas that year. The record
of 'he swallows, however, was lost
inthe dim mists of Oblivion, the
Irish swallows.
"Dead men tell no tails was the
Joyous exclamation of the first edi
tor who slew a man who came in
with a continued story in siXty.fve
chapters. 1t was this same editor
who, upon receiving II demand fol
ten cents tIom Il poem for an epic
poem upon which he had labored
twelve years, said "Write makes
smitc." And then he sinotes him,
that he died.