Milford chronicle., 1885-03-27
A orrAR CASE.

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First Ride, Etc., ETC.
CLEAR CASE.
aWere Won ever arrested for any Of
fence 9D asked the District Attorney, IN
cross examining q witness u q NC"
York court
,sYah. / vos arrested vonee.
"What for ?" ,s
nDot iime l killed a woman, answered
tt,s vgifness with what appeared TO pe
,asrvaliors coldbloodedness. A mnf-
nnr Of surprise iilled the court room:
~That will do, sir, for you, SAID the
attorney sitting down with the ar OF
having demolished that much OF the
defendants testimony. .,
eYou soy that you killed woman
osl,ed tbe counsel. ''D0 you mean tnat
Won were charged with killing "o-
'n'r ssDot's vot 1 say, amt it 2" responded
tLo German 'sUnd don't ! say dot vo-
man MAJ say / kill her NIT shtoye. 5he
saw dot on a boleece court, amt IL o0N
dot Shudge discharge me. 4
Tbe SPECTATORS laughed until the COURT
strengthening his own features rappe0
for order.
He COULD AFFORD IT.
Il did not see you yesterday, Mlsther
c,;iboolv " said Nose Schaumburg.
IT was ont of town yesterday. went
/ esbing with Col Crandall Manson ana
| aome others on Onion Greek. ;,
ooh. YOU vent nit dot rich pankef'
s,Yes aad he is one Of the most
/ straioht.fo honest gentlemen
ever met. N&S'SSSSA e'i5.s.
Mine Inc S"s sott, e0t y more SaSa5 den hallur i
ION tollars dot pank in, pesides real es-
fate. For halluf dot money l VII Pc 3
saint myself, right away. "-Ie%as SIt-
ings.
eyes I have got mighty good man,
Mrs. Callaper, but he's an awful tehosf-
hearted body" ,,4,,o,,o,,t
IT, eyes; bad news of any kind uses him
up" .,w
"He never could stand up unuet
trouble Of no kind like me.
"Thats very strange. .4.,.t
"Whv. bless you, ma'am, 1t Just aDoue
breaks his heart to tell him the sugar
nov is empty, and it fairly gives nm
spasm whenever the -four gives OUT
Chicago Ledger.
IMPOSING UPON TEE POOR
oIt el1 comes O bein' poor, salo an
old lads 5rembling with indignation, 10
her sib = lsband 81 iist stopped III q
, roinniF Il the Riches to tell 'em as now
. YOU wasn't gittin' any better, ana nlls. -.
Rich sed she was sorry, and wanted Aie
, fo bring you bottle of wine.
t "Did Won bring it ?" asked the SICK
I'll heard her say it had been lay
Ia, tisNcellar ever sence 1920,
/ On IN, when she offeyed it to me l l.Sl
= walked of without sayil F'''$ife1S' a. -
) Y. Sun. ,,,-,-,,,v
2 BoBBY's SUCCESSFUL SCHEME
r srvon,t Won have another piece Of pie,
a Mr.. Featherly ?" asked Boldly NOS P.la- tl
+ blv. His mother was entertaining a rev
Q friends at dinner and the dessert "ss
u being discussed. ,,,.-, -o,,l;od
q Iaughingly; "since you are SO polltTS
d about it, 1 believe l Will take sulai
T. piece more" .n7o 80
" HAll right, Salu DOuDJt - y
it remember your promise. you salo ', a Al !.
n was necessary to cut into the SECOND Pie
ID I could have two pieces. ~. T. As"'eo
It NoorURNE n FLAT.
ID Oh the lady she puts on the roller skates
m over the fence is out
lr And into the may her way she t@Ae'i
n Eddying here and about.
lg Oh. but she shone in waltz or reell
as Oh, but she slung dizzy heel 10
le Ohil but you'd ought to heard nc
IN squeal-
u y Over the fence is out
in TsEcoND srANzA IN A 1uNoR.l
ev Ouivered and ratified the chandelier,
i Lather the arnica on
- Al lint the slivers were sharp ana seTe
10 Where has the doctor gone
~ All. but her joyous days we're rum
no Ere the bright night had scarce Degun'
in Not for a week can she have some luli-
an Tather the arnica on
II HE ATTENDED THE INAUGURATloN'
-, Brown-"Of course you shook hand
k with the President ?" :.
se Jones-''Not exactly. Fact IS, al
: not oet near er-- a to see him.
Ill "That was a splendid parade tnougl
bic wasn't it ?" ;,, m
Yu $50 i ueaIus Haoe - ~, 49, Al
delayed, and I didn't get IN TIL alIer u
ri parade had passed. oy
er. ssBut YOU danced at the ball
ed "Hardly. My dress suit didn't 9
ing along till the next day. -,
ws "Well, in the name of goodness, Wh
inn did vou see of the Inauguration =,
1er "a few cold potatoes and big Dill
der OH, THUNDER
cid A well-known citizen attempted
wn iynnress upon me that Postmaster de
ar eral Vilas's name should be given
she French pronunciation. In speaking
lily him he said. we should say Col. Veel
me o,ivino a broad sound to the final o.
nle 6 6e ins5isted that this was the only prop
VT wav In which to speak OF the new 10
ae9 rnaster-G General, I tried II on the N
anu Wisconsin man | met.
me- "What do you think OF the appoA
nent of Veela ?" asked.
"Lamar2 / guess he's an flgl@
"Veela, repeated. p
oe az say guess Lamars az az HRnL ;,
rns nc Then I spelled it out" y -l-l-s'-s: =,
~. - aOh, thunder Bill Was
~. ~ didn't you say so before z
So it don't work.
the DRAG.
lble What is dragging the Amerlc
ney people away from
/, or Home; and the
ap- Masonic lodge; and the
lack Base ball match; and the
and Foot race; and the
oil Regatta; and the
ring sociable; and the
var ,.rrovrsals and the