Wichita eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-06-19
WOMAN AND HOME.
A KENTUCKY BELLIES TALK UPON
lOvE-MAkiN0.
A Brave Little woman-Holiday for tn,
Wife Washington Teas-A Cosy Cor
ner-Baby's Growth-Tidbits OF
Household Wisdom.
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lCor Louisville Commerclall
According to the professed belief Of
noted belle Of this city who Is now round
and rosy matron with children at her knes,
the poets dreadful contingent need never
bring misery to a lovers heart. IN other
words. the man who loves in the right way
car always get her."
"A score Of mon made love to me-" said
the excellent lady above referred TO- land
any one of them might have had me IL be
had studied the art Of love-making with the
same care he would give any time to game
Of chess
II hold that love-making Il an art There
Is no such thing as love at first sight We
may admire each other in the beginning,
but immediate affection is out of the ques-
ton. Nrst impressions, no matter how ia
vorable, must be strengthened by artful cul.
tivation. Then love comes, and il the man
who sues makes no mistake, hs is sure to
win, no matter what his condition may be.
OF course he must talk well, dress respectfully,
and, above all wear clean linen and keep his
face free from dirt II he does all this and
sues judiciously no arrow of misfortune can
keep the victor's wreath from of his crown.
might add that one Of the requisites in
personal appearance is clean teeth. A man
may have nose like pumpkin, or mouth
like a mammoth cave, or eyes like jay
bird, hand like ham, or foot as big as
q canoe, and he can win, but IL his teeth are
not what a gentleman's teeth ought to be he
will rue the day he gave his heart to we'll
bred woman. He may be tall or short, stout
or lean, with q voice like FOG horn and a
carriage as ungraceful as the amble Of q
camel, and he may yet win any woman n
tho world il he studies her with care and
keeps his teeth clean
"More women are won by judicious fat.
terry than by any other means, for every
woman Is more or less vain, and she is
naturally fond OF the man who finds her
weakness and handles it with skill Let a
woman once imagine that she has pretty
eyes, and il q man will tell Ler so constantly
and artfully, she is certain to have weak
ness for him, which may be easily famed
into fame Of love, and ardent love at that
This is merely an example.
"All women profess to hate men who are
jealous, but in this they belle themselves ex-
travagantly. No woman ever loved a man
violently whom she was unable to infect
with sting Of tho greeneyed monster. It
Is true that some women are fond Of COM
placent, easy going and impassionate men,
but as rule such fellows can never inspire
the genuine emotion. 1t is your hot-headei,
passionate and impulsive man who can
drive u woman to destruction. All women
are more or less sentimental, and so are all
good men for that matter. Sentiment has
nothing to do with complacency. Therefore
you can understand the drift Of my argu-
ment
"a man must b more or les, hot-headed;
he must be more or less jealous and more or
less passionate to inspire q woman with the
love that burns. The man who wouldn't
kiss a woman when she tells him with her
eyes that her lips are yearning is an idiot
don't mean by this that kissing is at all
necessary, or even proper, but it is certainly
a part and parcel Of the art of love-making.
Il heard pretty girl from Cleveland say
once that she had been devotedly sought by
young Mr.. L. for four yeara She was fond
of him and admired him for many excel
lent qualities, but she finally let him 90, b.
cause, as she put it, he never had the cour-
age to onco squeezs her hand. To my
knowledge there never was purer or bet.
ter CIR! than that one, but she was too full
Of mercury to ever wed man who lacked
the spirit to at least squeeze her hand in a
lovable way. Real women, protest, care
nothing for milk -and-wate men, nor do
they always worship heroes. but, as I have
said, il any intelligent man, with clean
linen and clean teeth, will make judicious
combination OF fat terry and ardent devo-
ton, he can win any woman in the world
who doesn't hate him for cause in thu be-
ginning Of the affair"