Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-05-25
BRIGHT BEES.

THAT was a very CONSCIENTIOUS humOrlst
who brose off an engagement because his girl
had chestnut hair.-The Hatchet.
soGGY PEEIs mentio0ed as one Of the causes
OF dyspepsia. One Of the causes of snPgv PIE
j. young married women.-L0uisoiIte Courier
JoMnG5.
A JAMESTOWN %. r ) JUSTICE decides that
profanity Is not punishable by law when
caused by y neighbour hens scratching up the
defendants garden.
TALKING of theatres" said Forg, "the
most successful stars ever knew we're those
which years ago got corner on th2 Ameri
. can 1ag. and have bad the field TO themselves
ever since. "-Bostoh Transcript.
ICE CREAM2" observed Briggs. at the
boarding house. ''That Is what ! call an oasis
in the DESERT"
SIT is more like desert in the oasis.D re-
piled the thin boarder.-Tde Graphic.
IT is our opinion that BENJAMIN r. Butler
could jump off the Brooklyn b tdge at low
tide without injuring himself in the slightest
degree. Butler has been making bad jumps
ali his life and nothing seems to hurt him.
Nelo York World.
WOMAN was ina grocery store looking at
roller pins.
You may give me two of them" she said
Two OF themS" querled the clerk.
Yes. want to keep one Of them clean for
bread" -Neeo York Sun.
JEwETT CITY SCHOOL TEACHER has a
queer uttlltht OF punishment. AtJeF using me
"ruler" she compels the child to stand up be-
fore the school ana read three verses from the
I New Testament bearing upon the behavior
for which he was punished.-HdrUord Times.
"I'M getting dreadful fat, my dear" said a
husband to his Wife; 81 must get set Of
dumb bells and practice with them" "Why
not do "a Mr.. Smith did when he was getting
| SO fat?" ''What did he do?" "Broke NJ
housekeeping and went to live in a boarding
house. "-BOstOf1 Courier.
WRITER in Harpor's Mdg1sine asks the
question, what shall our artisss psint2'
From the lmpeeuniOus condition of some of
them and the kind of work turned out by
others, the conclusion is irresisti BILE that many
| Of them should paint signs, houses. wagon
| bodies, and such things N0T,yjstOso7 HercId.
A CORRESPONDENT wants to know why boys
| whistle and why men do not. Boys whistle out
! Of inherent nerVersity. or something of that
! sort; but man sO0u ruins his whistle, and
/ that Is the end of 1t. He browns it by too
/ much wetting. And tins is the one good
/ thing which can be said in support of the tip
/ ping habit.-BOstOR Transcript.
! IN consideration Of the fact that the new
/ baby of the Japanese Minister has been
named after President Cleveland corre-
| spondent sends as the following wish for his
| welfare:
A tootsy wootsy little Jap,
Now lying on your uammy's lap!
! Delighted bit Of BLACK and tan,
When home YOU go across the sea,
Let's hope that you may live to be
The Grover Cleveland Of Japan.
boston GLOBE.
! A COUNTRY MERCHANT who does all has
| trading in Austin, came to town last week tc
! notify his creditors that he had failed In bust
mesa, and could only pay them 10 cents on the
| dollar. Among his creditors was Mos
| Chaumberg. The merchant went to Nose and
| sand To him "MOse, am paying my CT iditorS
! 10 cents cash on the dollar, but | don't want
You to lose any thing. have not opened that
| last lot Of goods got from you, 50 / will lust
return them 60 you, Instead OF paying you Il
| do that because | am your friend" Nose
! grinued aud said: eft you vOs q goOt trent hy
me den you viii bay Tne 10 cents on de dollar
| in cash. / makes more money ven YOU bays
! 10 cents dot dollar on den ven ,akes de gOot,
pack =" This little incident will give the pub
| lie an idea OF how much protit there ie in mer.
! camille pursuits.-T rds Strings.