New-York tribune., 1885-09-15
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.
II Mr. Cleveland indian chief tho chances are
that 10 would be known the reservation as Young
Man. .AfIald-Ot " tIIls-Party.

that 10 would be known on tue reservation as lodhs
Nan AfFald-OtIIls-Party.
lie stood upon the soashore.
And watched the bathors sport,
A LOOK OF care on his face
His brow was marked by thought
4 rsd.nosed unwashed tramp was he,
The bosom frlend OF Misery.
lie gazed aud pondored deeply
Aud then he smiled in seorn
I'd bathe the nvelGag morn.
what fools with water Thus 20 play.
Shon II browns people every day.
Aud then hr walked, unwashed away
-lB0stOn Gazette.
The people OF Minnesota are oil tho time Dragging
nbout thor human population. but fai cthor TO point
with pride or view with alarm In reference TO their
canine population And yet they have good reason to do
one or the other for 59996 In the state,
which are valued At sID7 1875. or these st. Paul has
22i and Minneapolis -O2. Tho reader can decide for
himself which Of tho twJ rival cities has good cause to
crow over the other In this respect
st. Paul hOastnsy remarks that the dua city Of the
Northwest haudcs moro wheat annually than any
othcr city in the solniry. not excepting even New
York This will naturally mike Minheiroiiians smlie.
II reminds ~ the anccdOte told OF Characteristic
farmer In Maine. lie said that ho anu blu Jones
together owned more cattle than any t%3 i.om IA tae
state When questioned by an lngul7uye Dystau'r as
10 the number OF cattle they owned nd y9aiS ne Ea1
forced 10 confS that B Jones had So hhd hat ho ad
two Minneapolis Tribune.
ANew.York doctor writes as follows from Budapest.
Hungary under dato OF August 23 81 am going
this afternoon 20 the horse races but will
try not lose all my horns get In any dues which
10 be very easily gotten up here Dr. Farkas' whose
acquaintance have made. has served ~ surgeon In ono
hundred and I'm his ton years OF practice
and Invited Hssst a this morning. but IL did
not come OIL Two have been fought since we came here
The last one was between NJ. Pozky, the manager OF
tho Museum. and Count zchy, armed pianist on
condition that must be killed or disabled Thoy
snhed other through eight rounds and tho duel
ended when Polzkys biccps was divided Honor being
satisfied they called on zach other and are friends
again :"
sEAsoNABLE RHYMES.
The baidheaded mans apostrophe 10 The Dying FH
Goodbye.
O hy,
The OF much profanity
Damned hy,
Thou teaser OF humanity
Tho autumn comes. the summon dos'
Thou'rt pOworess now To tdutallIe.
IIa ha!
Ia. ta-
Takes hold
or thee at night; I'm glad Of ~
Through thee
A dreadful time I've had of
All through the summer time. thOr pest,
Now give my poor bald head rest
sGca. sy; a%dy,
shoot The hat!
The autumn approaches. and age and youth
The plug and the Derby and soft kossuth
TO Will soon begin;
But the impecunou4 man looks blue.
And he sighs and wonders what he VIII do
When they call the straw hats In.
This life holds little for him but woe.
And he feels that everything here below
Is prOhtless, stale and nat;
lie knows that soon as no goes about
The streets. the small boys Will after lin shout.
III hi thorel shoot the natl
Neurological VacfIation.
Now winds blow softly and winds blow high,
Alternately cloudy and slcar the sky,
For changeable weather Is here.
Que day q chill In the air we note.
And button oyerooats up to the throat,
The next We long for seersucker coat
Aud n schooner Of lager beer.
II Boston Courier.
There is great deal of red tape in the French
II took French soldier. who was reported TO bo dead
five years TO prove that no was alive.
correspondent OF The Boston Saturday EpenIng CD
.eue says the OF the Tying family not
Tying at ALL but Atkins tho name having been changed
I'm order that some property might bo inner tied.
When Bostonians each other nowadays, the first
thing they ask is " How's your vaccination r.
This summer Senator Vance has killod very largo
bear senator Ransom has killed very large snake Sec
retary Whitney killed large bsne Ind ustry,
and President Cleveland has caught very large trout
And yet persons pretend that the country under
Democratic Administration Is not booming. lN0rrlstown
Herald
patriotic Philadephlan says that Philadelphia has
1880 lawyers. all Christians.
We publish elsewhere the story OF Bar lIarbor fash.
fonsble WHO finding her pot dog ana her chid
an the bed ~ night as she went 0ut 20 socia'
dog on the ground that tho dog was goo put tne ohu
was bad dog with Two mothers "arainiy ought W %