Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-04-24
1HE PROPER WAY.

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-c,ent Medicines Are Brought Bcfors
10" the People.
rho natent medicine man who knows
1o nublic, who understands the allure.
.a,ts Of print, knows the art of ar.
(sncing deceptive advertisements
oars ago, a simple announcement was
frough to bring medicine into notorie-
I. hut in those days people believed in
faptivating print.
The advertiser must nov adopt some
node of deception. He has learned, or
: least has come to believe, that the
(eople look upon advertising a. IN
m,sjng dodge. This belief has caused
[dvertisements of great display to sink
ITO disrepute. The man who desires
i sell something must not only show
Ic superiority OF his goods, but must
Illustrate the pleasures which the pub
Ec shall experience by dropping into
is house. Prof. Stages, who has care
Xiv considered all those points-a gen.
laman whose medicine is known all
Ivcr the country-desires us to insert
Or him several hundred dollars worth
advertisements. Consequently,
ritbout farther excuse, we submit tho
"Frcder..ck William may have OBJ
ected to any one teaching his son
at n. a factwhich is transmitted to us
kv able historians, but Notwithstanding
Diverse circumstances, no one could
[ceD him from taking Stages Pro-
Ec;ent %Projcatiles."
oh" remarked Sam johnson, "my
Misfortune is great. From the parents
Ehom | love, l have inherited scrofula.
am a sufferer among men, alaughing-
took among women. Why did not my
people take. Stages Limphatic Las
ngers?"
Frederick the Great, in an address
10 his troops, said: MY men-my fell
ow men-it is with the most profound
krat;tude that l address you. The for
unes of war are indeed fitful, but the
cordial prepared by Professor Staggsis
Is enduring as the .cuckle burr on the
back of a black sheep. Dark clouds
have come over u.s., 1ut don't forget to
AXE Stages Municipal Geewhiliken-
sm. The bright su:a rises in the west
md sets in the east, but, my dear
people. don't lose sight of this
heG:cine. My government was beset
bv foes, my kindred we're suffering UNI
Ter the influences of nostalgia. but
Then l vas persuaded by my druggist
. swallow a half pint of Stages Eplu-
(ibus Unum Confirmation Nuggets, the
aw-mill shook off its lethargy and
proceeded to do its work with neatness
md telegraph"
Several years ago my son was lazy.
He objected to getting up at morning
md making a fire. The doctors gave
p hope, but three doses of Stages
Hilarious Hot Helper caused a complete
hange. Now the soft youth arises at
norning and splits kindling wood. /
Eould advise all parents whose chill
rem are similarly affected to use the
sr1e remedy"
'Gibbon incurred the displeasure of
many learned men, although he estab-
shed a reputation among historical
mixers. His structures upon Paul
ERE a trif1e severe, yet in after days
[llm1p attempted to show that Glib
on was wrong and that he should
ave taken other medicine, when we
know that the Wingless Worm
uge of Professor Stages would have
mote him lR the nei2hborhood where
would have done tile most good"
Life said the ancient philosopher,
smccrtain.' It is unnecessary for a
(odern writer to attempt a refutation
this assertion, for we all know that
is true, still there is a way by which
e can avoid death. Take Stages
fyhtning daughters. Price M dol
IT,"
1T is said by men who accept holy
rt that Solomon was the wisest man
no ever lived. We will not attempt
dispute this. but we all must ae-
howledge that he would have been
(uch wiser had he taken Stages Stom-
III Strengthened"
'Talleyrand said thAt language was
AIDE to conceal thought, bat at last he
hs compelled to acknowledge the fact
at Stages Liver Lifters are super
Ptural in their effects"
when Caesar was stabbed. he lifted
$ eyes and s.id: Take Stages Ro-
pst Revolutionizers-' % ArkansGu
f%areLer.