New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-10-03
THE TALK or THE DAY.

the TALK or TIE DAY.
The suspicion grows the Democracy that the party
is TO be used to advertise Jones OF Bnghamton." in
his scale business 1t was "scay trick to put linn on
the ticket If that the object
A poet entered our sauclm yesterday on tlptoe. He
went out In similar manner but was on the ZIP VI our
toe. - YOnkers statesman
The Boston Gazette cloacs up the international yachting
episode by rcmarking that the Puritan made a much
better record at her sail than she did at her sale
The man who can give fine free lunch of soup, sef
pays L. cents for glass OF liquor coud anOrd 10 give
much finer lunch for Is cents without liquor "a reas
the nerve to try It, and clerks are learning to be
drunkarls account OF the lunch Tue temperance ldea
and "A hardware sandwich. This does not seduce the
stomach. ana tho liquor man "ins'-lNeW-Orieahs
PCIyune.
It seemed ploughman stamping down the street.
With sounding whaci OF hobnail armored heels,
And so turned with glad intent to greet
A blum and hearty yoeman, such aS deals
In rutabagas. ycarlng colts and wheat
When, 10 a lady on my vision steals
sylpAlikc and lovely, and the wonder rose
How sho could make sach racket as she goes.
wilmington (Co2nJ iudge recently lncl man $40
hotties behind walls and underground for MS
Gust m s ' 6o tito to the justice in open
yyith the appeal: Take sujhia jelge" The Justice
said he uuu CaIN II no t''"
to take homo to his folk5.-tOswcg rimes-E1press.
There are delus!ons and dolusons Tho sun calls At
teuton to African elephants supposed to be sixteen feet
in height which after death have turned out 10 he only
ten feet There IS certain Democratic elephant, once
lleycd to have been tall enough for the Presidency OF
tho United states which, the stpotchor. only
momentary hopo OF Lieutenant Goyornorship. 1t was
promptly buried because modification had already
set I'm.
." Chebang. chcbang. chebang!"
Away at the buug he raped,
Aud mcrrily no,
This Roswell T.,
sung he "a sturdiy tapped
And the sound OF his maet rang:
MAY I be hung
II they open the bung
o, the barrel own to-day
No second place for me
Twas thus he sung rs he hammered the bung.
And hammered II In 10 stay
Chcbaug, chebang, chcbIng "
- Chicago Tribune.
The editor Of The Fort Vacy (Ga) Mirror thus mcanly
gets even with an enemy" We had not tho pleasure Of
meeting the yoanc lady that Henry uollinshoad was
hnperonlng aud driving about the the other day.
but ono or two of friends who her say she
awful homcy. We thought Henry young man Of more
taste than to escort such an ugly girl"
ar shoud ask you to concoct n milk punch for me
could YOU do it, he Dlandly inquired OF Mlchigan-avc.
s,oouist
And il should consume tho said punch and had no
money TO pay FOR IL now WOuu You ttoat mel
" GIVE you the bounce
Not 6y n long shot,
" Do yUur best to iniurc me- chr
Wouldn't care how much you degraded me In the
estimation OF the ruhI!cT
VERY we'll sir always like to have previous
understanding In regard to such matters ion can keep
your milk punch aud will keep my dgnity"-Detroit
Free Press.
The Cournt. OF Edinburgh Scotland. headed an
,t,o Inc eti,nn NJ i'm
Uprising in the United states"
Afow days ago tho worllmen engaged in taking down
tho tower OF tho parish church, Ashton-underLyne,
- = = and tho figures "lil3.' As nothng could be
made OF this inscription the stone was left among heap
of others In the churchyard and nothing further was
Thought about TIL another stone subsequently
found containing what proves to be the first part of the
inscription This in It's complete form, consists OF the
name carved In old English letters, OF Alexander ye,
with the date 1913 Before the christian thor6 is
cbr,stnn name aud surname an imitation OF " five of
spades playing ard.-tCariiG Times, Wales.
The Savannah Nclos. Democratic, lashes The World,
Democratic for saying that the Senate will refuse to
confirm Minister Jackson Those ebulltions Of Demo
cratic harmony mGkelt evident that election timo Is
drawing near
An exciting chase between two boodhounds and
negro took place Dallas few days The negro
on lila way to jail no from the officer and took to
the river bottoms below tho town. The 6oodhounds
Johnson had something over n mile the start of
the hounds. but they soon ONerhauled him, when
took water, there being streams In tho bottoms.
IA tho negro emerged on tho other side OF the stream
and took 10 the woods the hounds would go around tho
stream aud the hunt Thus the chase continued
for hours the negro running fifteen miles, and nnally
m0urnfuly It Ia said he the rst instance record
where a negro cute enough to outwt bloodhounds
after they had sighted him. Macon Telegraph.
A missionary to Japan has come out against wine
Jelly saying those who it endangeripg tho
salvation of their souls.
Docs your family play BAH Z" was askci Of little
shaver.
makes tho base hits It'd Bits.
one Of tho farmers who listened TO Hills speech ut
the Lewis County fair offers TO bet barrel OF winter
pppns that the Governor knows little of agriculture
that he can't pick the that give the butermil
Adog having discovered plcco OF raw beef In
alley sat down cOgtate and wonder. Was IL really
beef or mutton How did It get tacrci How IL that
some other dog had not discovered and appropriated III
He was not yet through with his medltatlons when
second dog rushed In and speedily ueVOured the prize,
but the meat scarcely down before he fell over and
walled out
"Aas but am gone-up canine! Tho meat
polsonedW
Moral-Nevcr accept something for nothing without
stopping to ask yourself where the profit comes in-
Detroit Free Press.
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