The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-31
SOCIAL GOSSIP.
Leroy. Ill.

Love Is homesickness OF the heart.
He who lives well Is the best preacher.
Stuffed hair buslles are preferred to the
steel oEes.
Wealth and hsppiness seldom trot together
In double harness.
Professor Felix Adler, favors CO education
except between the ages of twelve and eigh-
teen.
Tie sunshine OF life Is made mp OF very
little beams, that are bright all the time
Arkin.
It 10 noticed that every young lady who
elopes from skating fink Is beauty and
sa heirees.
III homes were made brighter aud happier
there would be lees attractions on the streets
for young people.
boys will be boys" observes the Water.
loo Observer. Well, YES, We suppose so. We
don't tee how ii can be avoided.
"A laby born during terrible storm WAS
named Cyclone lis father says the term Is
amsnomer: a cyclone doesn't howl every
night
Virginia girl asks why girls marry Most
OF them marry TO make some other girl sal
ons. That Is tire only We can account Tor
sbme men getting wives.
I Bfldes now go 10 the altar without gloves"
This enables ne newly married couple TO
save up the price CT a uair OF 'kids, ana lie
good economy The judge
When you hear man SAY, VI will risk my
.onor that THIS is true" ,ou can generally
make up your mind that his hoaor Is not
aging very heavy dividend.
There is a good deal If wearisome slush in
the papers about THE first Lady In the
Land" which is disgusting TO every man
who loves mother, wife or sister.
. Tho hnurs a pa vic wieea anseis
That still so gliding by.
And bear each minutes record up
To him who y on high.
William ID. Howels believes that ID Is eas
Ter for a man 10 seek the forgiveness OF God
than II IL 10 seek the forgiveness OF his WIFE
XII her William has been reckle5P, or his es-
tImabe spouse has had her eye opeu OF
late.
Trousers with two legs are a pair; shirt
with two arms is only one shirt Philoso-
piers bad better give mp trying to find out
whether tho moon In Inhabited with spooks
and clear up some OF The dark mysteries OF
this life.
Human nature 10 a good deal like dog ma
ture. Whenever some other dog wants the
bono il becomes doubly precious; and when
man ~ about 10 lose something upon
which be has put slight value its worth goes
skyward rapidly.
The most inquistive are generally the
most lcquacious; and where On individual
takes great pains TO make himself acquainted
with our circumstances, we should suspect
his motive. especially II he lavish In his
promises OF secrecy.
out OF every 600 people born in this world
OF sin and sorrow, 900 either do rot know n
good story when they hear it, forget 1t after
they have heard IL, or do not know how 10
reptat IL themselves, or haven't good luig
ment about when 10 Introduce IL.
Prudence, frugality and good manage
are excellent artists for mending bad times;
they occupy bat little room in any dwelling,
bat would furnish more eifectusl remedy
for the evils OF lie than any reform bill that
ever passed the Houses OF Congress.
When Mr.. Cleveland went TO select pew
In the Washington church which he attends
he was asked what part OF the building he
would like TO sit IN. well" he said, III
don't want 10 DO so near the minister that he
can see whether or not am listening"
Rouse to some work OF high aud holy love
Ana thou an ANGELS bappints - shalt know.
The good begun by thee SHALL onward dow
And wider grow. Tie iced within these few
Thy hand unspsring I'd unwearled cast.
Shall deck thy grave with amannthne dow.
And Yield The iraIls divine In Heavens i'm.
Ii n almost rule that the less one knows,
the more he talks about IL. Therefore, dis
play CT learning IS frequently the sign OF ig
nofance, or at least OF shallowness When a
tourist hnds bis first hta beneath his waist
bar Il, he makes great ado aboat IL. After
be has travelled q little longer he ceases 10
call attention 10 the dozens that sfllct him.
Tnis a. q homely illustration, but IL Is very
suggestive.
wouldst fashion for thyseli n seemly life.-
And spite OF All yhon mays Rave clio iosi behind
lets ss my llie were Just begun:
DAY WIS Mis- Ss sg 1891 i s 70
DO thine own tax, and be herewith content,
What other. do, ina, shall, ,hon fairly jadSe;
And all besides leave 10 the muster Power.
--6oethe.
A French critic has succeeded more than
any American or Euglishmsn In giving the
definition of hirtipg. 1T Is" he says TO let
ayoung man understand that he his been
remarked and distinguished, TO draw him on
ways TO Quit bis rel orve and push his gallan-
Try almost 10 the point OF q declaration OF
love-" This little game would be very dam
gsrous with young Frenchman; IL Ia OF no
con,squence with ayoung Englishman for
with him flirting means attention paid TO q
woman without intentions.
A ststistician has figured out the expsndi.
States approximately m follows: Drink,
$500 COO oo0 missions (home aud foreign
So $50, 600; bread 500, 900, 000 meat
SECS, 0O00C0; iron and steel, 5000 0C0, 900;
wooden goods. S237 600 900; sawed lumber,
s223 o00. 900; cotton goods. $40 600 600 boots
and shoes Si06 600, 900; sugar and molssses,
si55. 000, 900; educational purposes, So, 600.
0l0. According TO these figures drink costs
more than bread aud meat, and but little
less than food and iaiment.
On the same principle apparently that the
young woman who, after getting religion
found that her ssalskin sack and other dnery
were Dragging her down 10 hell, and gave
them 10 her sister, . western liquor dealer
advertitss as follows: "Having experienced
. change OF heart through the blessed efforts
OF Brother B. and Sister 8. desire to state