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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-24
PRICE THREE CENTS
TORNADOES AND FLOODS.
DESTRUCTIVE ELEMENTS IN TEXAS.
scHooL~HoUsE FILLED WITH CHILDREN BLOWN
DowN-RIsE IN THE RED RIVER.

A sCHooLHoUsE FILLED WITH CHILDREN BLOWN
DowN-RIsE IN THE RID RIVER.
GALVESTON, April pa dispatch to The
Ners from Mexa in this State says that the Prairie
Grove neighborhood, eight miles south Of Mexia
visited yesterday oy tornado that caused serious dam
age to life and property The two-story schoohouss In
which were about fifty children. blown down aud
torn to pieces killing child and wounding several.
horse ridden by 5. McKinnon blown down, seri.
ously injuriug the owner The storehouse and post
office, owned by s. L. Hughes, demolished and tho
goods promiscuousy scattered The houses OF NJ b. Cox
II. Thompson and T. j. Williams destroyed Larkin
Gerrys house, some distance from the village is re-
ported In ruins and himself his wife and child killed.
Other serious results probable the country s
thickly settled In the direction OF the storm.
Only one person was killed, but the fourteen-yearod
daughter OF j. X. Sawyer, Mrs. John Gentry, Kate
o Hara and q daughter Of E. Herring thought to
be fatally injured In addition to these
there fifteen seriously and many others
slightly injured. Persons who visited the scene to-day
say that the entire structure shattered. II
miraculous that a single of the fifty inmates
should have escaped death. Large trees in the
vicinity twisted, snapped OF the
ground and carried long distance The other buildings
demolished the Bethel Church, Hughes's store
dwellings This the third tornado that
has visited this section, each following nearly the same
course. liberal subscription raised at Mexia to-
day for the sufferers.
dispatch from Denalon says that in consequence OF
the heavy and wind storms eDdangerDg the bridge,
railroad traffic the Missouri Pacific north and west OF
Denison is impeded southbound passenger train
deraed at the city limits The Red River Is rising at o
safety of the Missouri Pacific bridge freight train OF
eighteen reported wrecked near Cary station In.
% Was injured By falias building during the tornado on
Tuesday, died yesterday. family OF emigrants en-
x Wer ON s"T Tuesdsy n1n and sought safety in tho
trees. They were rescued yesterday.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-24

Shakespeare birthday celebrated last evening at
Chickerfng Hall with an entertainment given by Miss
Fanny Hunt, In which several were presented
from the known shakcspearean plays enycncd by
vocal and instrumental music. Miss Hunt herself ap
pedrcd In most of these scenes and warmly ap-
plauded. Madame Clara BrinkerhOh sang " over liill
over Dale" from Midsummer Nights Dream" and
other pieces. she received with great favor and
eralfi fifucz rcrai ed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-24
REMEMBERING sHAKEspEAREs BIRTHDAY.

LONDON. April 23.-The 321st anniversary
OF the birth Of Shakespeare celebrated to-day In
stratforl-on-Avon. The town was brilliantly decorated.
and the church bells rung all day. Hundreds OF
strangers thronged the place, visiting and inguiring
about everything shakesr with the zeal OF Pill
grms. Tho Vicar OF stratfori Church, In the front
chance OF which shakcspcare dust reposes announced
al memorial service that the Shakespeare window,
presented by American visitors 10 the poets tomb
completed but not yet Sed In ~ place. The window IL
tn be p Immediately over shakcspeaIes grave The
committee which has The unveilng ceremonies In charge
Vicar said. making efforts 10 have the dsdlci-
tOn address lc James Russell Lowell The decora-
tons represent the Seven Ages OF Man., and for the
illustration Of Shakespcares text describing each.
Scuptural subject has been chosen The wihdo" IN sid
by the best critics 10 be- "A marvel OF art
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-09-11

Ois Senatoret efbeben ibrer Mntbeit
an Sdmereien eben 10 piinftlid, nie bie
&sproielltanten. Waruer Miaer fhidt
ni6t, pie beDauptet wiro, fleine 8aums
tedlinge, bic ipdter 81 8dumen beran.
madden, aug beren Sol3faierhoff
(Wood-pulp) bereitet perbem io0, ION
bern er bat eiHe gauge 9ite BON 6alb=
Snbiarern, benen Sol. Gplman anf Iein
@ebeib ousseiu6te glumens un6 Sc
mite : Sdmereien sl iiberi6iden bat.
SIN Wablfreiie beg Nebaba Sones
giebt es feine anbere Nadfrase, +als
mad eoelmetaabaltigem Quars. @r lit
elmer bon ben Wenigen, Die ibren gdtlz
gem Nntbeil ibren Greuuoen iberlahen.
Ser frpitige gbmuno gebt in bieIer Mns
gelegenbeit ebenio fOrmli6 unb sebeims
ribpoQ 3u Werfe, pie in alien, tpas er
tbut. No6 Nientan6 bot bic Site feiz
ner 66lblinee gu feben befommen. St
f1idt fe ni6t an ben GommiHdr, ion=
bern ldbt ii6 ieinen seIammten Mntbeil
an Sdmereien ing 9aus fommefl un6
pertbeilt bieielben bann felbft.
Sle Wertbeiluug BON Ti56en un6
2ai1 bat au6 f6on tpunberlide 9inse
gu Gage %gef0roert. Gin Mitglieb rsog"
auf feinsn Intbeil @olbfii6e in ether
8lassS6ale taui6te fe aber nod por
Der Nblieferung geger @anarienz80gel
UNI unb biefe g~efieoerten @dnger muir,
pen bann in einem i96nen Meifingbauer
had ieiner Wobnung gei6idt.
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Wer tit ssram @tmslpp ?

Da bieie Trase oft seffellt ipirb, molleA
mir einfad iasen, baB fie cine Dame if,
bic es fid felt 80 Sabren CUR aufsabe n1ads
tie, Srauenfranfheiten, hauptfddlid aber
3inberfranfbeiten 3u ftubiren. sic Bat
bic 3onititution unb bic BeburfniGe bieier
aablreiden 8laien DEFENDERS seprift unb
ale 6eiultat praftiider 3enntni1e unb
@rfahruns, welde fe i'm 2aufe zines Mens
idenalters als 3ranfenpfleserin uno Gr3t
seiammelt, bat fe ben @optbing Sprup
ais ~beionberes Wittel fir sahnenbe ainoer
3uiammenseieet. Dieie Mebisin Bat cine
masii&e @irfuns = 1e sibt 8ube unb
@eiunbbeit uno erbdlt ~Dffenen 2eib. Sn
5olse bieier Wsebi3in 1T Trau gBinslow
meltberahmt seworben als Wobltbdterin
Der Stnber. limb bic 8inber merben srDe
unb baaten ibr pafar. Nud in bieier Gtabt
bat iie bic Sinber gu Danf perpfidtet.
@rpbe Qnantitdten bes Soptbina Sbrup
weroen bier tdSlid perfauftunb perbraudt.
Wir 9lauben, Mrs. Winslpm bat Gd)
burd bieien Nrtifel uniterblid gemadt
unb mir finb aber5eust, baB burd beniel-
ben Tauienbe BON 3inbern serettet wurben
unb baB Milionen benielben nod nit
@rfcl9 9ebrauden tperben. Seine Wutter
Bat ibre Yfidt setban, menn fe nidt
Wirs. 8inslOw's @ootbins Sprup ans
manbte. Veriudt e8 Nue- 1abies 8iitpr
New Oorf. = 3u perfuufen Bel allen
DruSsiiten. -25 Gents bic 6laide.
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Dr. Spbn Butts
Smiths Tonic Syrup
fir bic Seiluns bon
Tiebern offer Mrt,
1hD 9e8en
1naIarifbe &ranfbeitem.

Ser Eisent6imer biefer beriibmten Mebisin
beaniprudt fit bic elbe ben @oraus bot allen
iibrisen Ssilmitteln, pel9e Dem Hublifum oils
ra9e, i1ere unb permanente
Sur gegen 5ieber aIer grt, bon ~langerer uber
%fiiraerer 9auer emgfoblen nerben. St ruff aae
pefli@en uno iioliden Staaten als 8euaen
auf fur bic @abrbeit Der @erii9erung, bab es
in feiuem ~einaigen Sale feline beilenbe @irfung
b~eriasen piro, penn Die G%nipeilunsen senau
befolgt perben. 8ei bielen Nnfdaen if cine
e~inaelne Soiis aur Seilung seniisenb, unb ganae
Gamilien erlansten bur1 cine einaise 6lai9e
ibre @elunbbeit pieber. Sc if inbeb serutben
unb jeoenfals mad Ianguierigen anfaaen iide.
rer, ipenn man ben @ebrau1 bes Mlitt,ls nod
eine ODER spei @o6en nod Dem Iufboren beS
BieberS fortiebt. @ep5bnfi9 bebarf man bel
bieier Mebi3in feines meiteren SilfSmittelS, Tim
Die Eingeipeioe in Srbiung gu balten. Sol(te
aber Der Yatient nod zines Requirement MitteIs
bebiirfen, nadbem ct brei ODER bier SoIen bes
Sonic eenommen Fat, 70 pirb cine ~einselne
Defis bon Scents 8egetabIe TamiIb
8tIIs s%eniigen.
Bulls %Sarsaparilla 1T bas alte unb auber.
Iafiise Seilmittel gesen l1nreinisfeit bes 8lutes
uno ifropbul0fe anfdae = bet &onis Der Blut,
r%einiger.
DR.. John Bulls Vegetable Worm Des-
troyer 1T in @eftalt bon ganbb Drops prapa-
rirt, fdon bonn Mniebn unb lei9t ein3unebmen.
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We,te @aareu.

llnermiioli9 in ieinem Offer, bas 8ete su
bieten, mas Der Warft %Iiefert, bat Der befannte
Sdubb1nbIer 6err JAS. MARTIN ei-
men neuen 8orratb bon DameR. nnb &inoer,
Sduben einseleet, Der gues iibertrift, mas mir
bisber in biefer 8rande faben. 9ie banbse-
n1bten Sdube iinb pom elmer eeidtisfeit unb
elegant INN ieben SUB, MOLTEN iagen ieoes
Giib9en, 3u sieren. @ir erfuden bic Damen,
ii9 bic nenen @aaren ansuiebsn unb fie perben
nit uns ~ibereinifimmen, bab SaS. Martin lei.
men &ut Der faibionabIe Sdpbbanoler %uuicrer
Stabt su fein, aufredt erbalt.
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photographer, tpel6e in @aIIas
IN aD s @aI1erie, Alb OF 9ouftonz
StraBe genDmmen merben, finb III
ieber 9infi6t pDlIfommen unb f6nnen
ni9t ibertrofen uerben. @er cine
por3igli6e Photographic gu mdBigem
preiie ptnf6t, benz empfeblen NH, mad
Gaaapans @a0erie gu geben, uno er
tpirb 5ufrie6engeftellt tper6en.
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: 6. $. Waiiaer, WboIefalez uni

= 6. $. @iiller, Wboleialez unb
&~etailbdnbler in Garben. Selen, Nnz
itrei6ermaterialen, Commensurate,
San Mntonip empfieblt fein groBes
9aser in bieiem Nrtifeln gu Stem Oorf
preiien ua0 ma6t gang DEFENDERS auf
Sen getpdblten 8orratb BON Bilbern:
@bromos, &upfers unb 9tablfi6en,
Selgemdloen uno pbantafie : 8il6ern
aler Dirt. ferner auf Die ~gei6madboGe
Musmabl BON 8ilberrabmen Der aller=
mooernifen Gorm unb auf bic Naes
umfahenben 3eidenmaterialen auf=
merriam. ollie Nuftrdge fir irsen6 cine
Der obigen 8ran1en tperoen prompt
ausgefabrt; 8ilber BON ieber @r6Be einz
gerabmt uno ale Mrbeiteu m0gli@ft
f@nea mno gut beiorgt, bic in bas Sad
i6lagen.
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unfere 2anbsleute int Wefen
tperben oft, uefft fie ueues 2anb ur,z
pfliigen, BON elmer Nrt Sumpffieber er.
grifen. Mu9 i'm Often flagen bic
9eute iber @e6ielfieber, bas 6ur6 bic
GdulniB pflan5li9er Subfan3en unb
Sur9 mangel5afte Mbleitung herborge=
rufen mirb. 6ier pie bort lit gper's
Mgue Cure bas bette MitteI.
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- n elmer Stride Der 6arbisem Bel
@anton, Miififppi, eri9ob Der 9ebrer
ben prebiser am Iltare, tpabrenb bic
ganse @emeinbe betenb auf ben Snieen
lag. Ser W0roer 1T entfloben.
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Gitte 3nrte

an gae, helde IN Gofsen bon 5usenbiin.
Der, n%erooier Sdpa9e, fribem @erfaa, 8erluF
81 Manncsfraft etc. Ieiben, fenbe i'd fofens
frei &eeept, bas fe furirt. Dieles sro6e Sell.
ntitlel iuuroe ron einem Miilionar in Sio,
Mmerifa entbedt. 9didt aoreiTrteS7 Goubert
an @eb. Soiepb 8. Snman, Station 9, Retu
yort eit1. PHI ,tuip1i.
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Cine 3arte.
Office bes st. 2eonarb 6otel,
Main pla3a.

g
Main pla3a.
San Mntonio, Seras, 1884.
&ebafteur Der nGreien preffe": 9a
i'd beabf9tige, 6as nSt. 2eonarb 9oz
tel" benz groBen publifum popular gu
MAIDEN, mo- inn Der Comfort eines l..
&lafIe 9otel getpdbrt perben fam,
babe i6 meine Staten auf $3.50 upb 50
per Sag reou5irt. Sd tperbe baber
erfreut fein, Sic un6 6reunbe au feben
un6 ibnen ole characterization gu
erpeiien. 9r. 8. u. Srerler, friiber
bonn Central 9ptel, bat fi@ mir alIoz
ciirt un6 siebt unferen beuti9en 2unben
in ibrer Mutteripra6e ie6tpeoe Muss
funft.
Cars unb Pofffuti9em fabren an Der
Sbiir borbei. Sbr ergebener
pbimas q. 2ounsberrp,
26, 2t4mm3M gigentbimer.
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Dead Shot" Screp @orm 2ini>
ment tpirft fiber mnb f@uea. 9iefes Eminent
tobtet Die Barmer ausenblidli9 /; baIt Gliegen
ab unb beilt bic @unbe. SIM @aFer anfaeloft
1T es ein ausseseidnetes S%eilnittel sesen irsenb
mel9e @unbeA beim @ieb. WreiS 30 Gents.
Yraparirt unb gum 8erfauf Bel u. DreiB,
San Mntonio. 1876 tup
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YribatSMMle.

utter5ei6neier er0fnet am 1. Sep
TENDER cine Pripati6ule. St unters
ri9tet in alen 6d6er1t, bic alf benz
2ebrplate Der 0ffentliden S6ulen ftez
ben, auBerbem auf WunlW in Seuti6
nrb Spaniid, iebo6 obne grtraz
8ere6nung. Cute gmpfeblunsen uno
3euaniie iteber Dem lnter5ei@neten
our Settle. S6ulselb pro Mfonat 50.
gntipre6enbe @rmdbisungen bes S6ulz
gelOes treteit eilt BET mebreren Gittbern
einer Gamilie. Nnmelbungen tperben
entgegensenommen Gat ylrepa etraBe,
gegeniiber Der 9eutiden gbangelii6en
Stride. 6. 8lumenfe1b.
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Velvetine Powder" Diei
Mrmee seeen berbriibte uno %srinbise Gibe, &c.
gen bas @unbreiten ober WunoIaufen, seaen
Yridslbise unb ale Der lleberbibuns bes 8lutes
ent'prinsenoen Sautfranfbeiten ansetpanbt.
Mls elm 9ulber fit ainber ifebt e8 unibertrof>
fen ba. YreiS % Gents. Yr1parirt nnb slnt
@erfauf lei q. 9reib, Mlamo Drug Store,
@an Mntonio.
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YIumbers u. @ass6itters,
335 on .SouFonhrabe, San Antonio. Babe.
ipanusn, Stursbdber, @aHsrtIolets, Nlarmor>
platter, @umuif9ldude, BIei- nnb gilenrob.
rem Bierapparate ntb @asfxtures auer slrt.
aae Arftrdgc iueroeu prompt ausasfibrt.
20,3-
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- @rtber Bros, Maim pIa3a,
unterbalb Wolfion, fino praftif9e
ubrma9er eriter &laHe unb fiibren
aIe &eparaturen prompt uno gu mdBi=
gen preifen aus. 10,9,p2W
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Iqmproyed CONDITION Poxdel

sGmproyed Condition Powders fir Wfer.
De uno Minobieb. Elm ars9e3eidnetes unb CT.
probtes RulOsr in Der g%ebanOluas bon SUB.
tranfbeiten aler Mrt, aIaemeine llnpablidfeit.
Mntua9ffn 6er Saut, @auoe, selbes @a1er,
Mangel an Mppetit. @ebran4saupeifuns auf
Der Gillette. Gabri3irt bon mnb gum 8erfauf
bel @bolpbOreiE @lamo Plasa, sesen,
iiber Der Yoftoffice, Gan gntonio.
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@ranss aspf. Dber gerts6aar Dard cine einsise
HpyIeatirn fie}ee 6drbemitteis In pidn3eabss
Edpaf5 perfran6elt. &c rirft ouf Der Stele, cine
snat1rli9e 4arbe sperfetbenb. Bet Nppttefern M
9ateut pber segeH Gmpfars BON s per Gxpreb rers
fanbt* cfHcs& a. 9sasrraD &t.s New D ott.
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=&arHeibiafeit.

Bssftss %fi1sn fnb Sci berartisen 8anen befpnz
Is g~eei3net; cine Drf8 belrtrtt cine ScfHe &C.
xtIsrsrdnterunss tdb Der patient baraber ~erifauut.
Gle itdrtsn ben Mppeftt uab rertridden, cab
Der atrper an SIetfd suttttatnt; fruait tpirb Ser
GrsanismrS baf6 fe eendbxt, rnt turd lire
fot+fd5e 88frfuf9 auf bic 0er6auuneSorgaae
We Megetusdbf9ttff be8 GfubIoamgS terbets
3efabrt. Preis ~ Cts. a Mnrrap Ct, NsD.
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SUITS

MppetttpsrIni, g~etSopfnne Der 9arrse,
@opji6mers uebjt eineui onmpfem @ettbt
tiH &tnte<topt edltter5 mmtet nert edlals
netit nteenei9tbett 0e8esl t6rperttdbe pber
naze. 9te6erss)6 laeenheif. aebn eiusus
s@sfdtL psr,ia@i q lkefsr RHiat, Matttes
ben atuqen {dJipiuatse Hc, 2ppfpeb Hber
benz xtd3teu 4tisde, 1rurt1e, bed1a9ftt9cupe
&rdurae, bcdjDefarttes artu stHo
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-07-11

entrance and ushered me- into a small
room, where man politely gave her a
chair, and inquired what he could do for
her. She replied that, for personal rea-
sons, she desired to know where and
how certain gentlemen spent his time
outside of business hours.
THAT is in our line of work." was the
affable reply. "Give us a description of
the person. and tell us where he can be
seen-for we have to first get spot on
him that is, identify him, so as to know
whom to follow. If he is in an office or
store, | will send detective on some
sort of pretended GRAND, and then this
man will point him out, as he quits his
buslness, to second, who will shadow
him as long as ordered. Our charge is
S. day and expenses, such as car fares,
admissions TO places of amusement,
drinks in barroom, or whatever may
be requisite in order to keep him under
surveillance without exciting suspicion.
1t is safer to employ two men, for that
guards against his slipping out of view
| a thing that will sometimes happen in
|
door and comes out by another. In that
case, the charge is double, of course. Fol-
SIC L day We will cover the gentleman
with two faithful detectives from the
moment he leaves his home in the morn
ing until he returns at night. reporting
TO you in writing every movement OF his
and notifying you by telegraph or mes,
sengeI, if desired, on locating HIM in any
place where you might care to get proof
positive by confronting him."
The manager further informed her
that, in order to prevent the use of his
detectives fei backmailing purposes, his
necessary rule Was to be told who she
was, and why sne wished the spying
done. He added that, if she disliked to
explain to him, he would send woman
to hear the facts. There would seem to
be no insur mountable barrier to the de-
tective the:,>elve turning blackmailers
The impress, II of the regular police
| however, l. IIil these agencies-or, al
least, the CO." picuous Ones-are conduct
ed legitim:. ~. ii such word can bt
used in nrcLion with the kind o
work. Phila,i, pima Post.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-07-11
PRIVATE DETECTIVES.
Business that Shrewd Men Find IL
Profitable TO Engage In.

The opening of private detective
agency in the midst of the fashionable
retail trade of New York, where the
throngs have ten women to one man.
caused comment year ago Now there
are three such concerns in the same
neighborhood, and each cover the front
of a building with big bright lettering
The fact is that wives have taken TO the
sly system of learning about their hus.
bands /; and it is not at all unusual ter
maidens to use the proffered facilities
for acquainting themselves with the act
ual characters of their sweethearts.
In order to get at the subject asked a
bright girl to call upon one of the sgen-
cies, with the ostensible GRAND of wish
ing to have man Swallowed. This was
her experience: A boy met her at the
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-07-11
The Famous Notra Dame.

On the 3Oth of last January, the Sister
of the most noted Catholic ladies semin'
airy in the United States, the famous
Notre Dame, at Govanstown, near Balti
more, Nd, made public card, certifying
to the beneficial results attending tine
use of Red Star Cough Cure in that in.
stitution. They state that they found il
efIicacious alike for relieving coughs
expressions on the chest and irritation
of the throat. Officials of the Boards o.
Health of Brooklyn, Baltimore and
other cities have likewise publicly pro
claimed the virtues of this new discov
erv, which is entirely free from opiates
poisons and other objections.
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stupidity OF the Average who Leaves
N Moving Railway Carriage.

Moving Railway Carriage.
There's always some fool tojump of
a train and get hurt" said bra KEENAN,
land frequently the one that jumps is just
the man who always claims that he
knows better and gives other people lee
lures for their foolhardiness. I'll never
forget little thing that happened one
day as we were going into indianapolis
On the train was Sheriff who had in
charge three imbeciles whom he was
taking to the asylum. They were not
handcuffed nor tied in any way, but were
permitted to run about the car Just as
they wanted to. On board was a pas
senger who complained about this good
deal. He thought the imbeciles should
be tied up. They haven't any more
sense than to 60 and jump off the train,
he said, and they should be better taken
care Of But the Sheriff he Just took
things easy, and said he guessed they
were all right. :
Well, as. we we're going into Indian
apolis l was standing on the rear plat
form. This complaining passenger came
came out, with his grip in his hand and
his shiny silk hat on his head. AS we
came to street crossing he said: Guess
I'll get off here and before / could do a
thing to stop him he jumped. He pro-
badly thought We were running slow,
but those things are very deceptive. He
landed OH his feet, but he didn't stay
there long. He just assumed the shape
of half circle, bent the wrong way to lie
comfortable for him, and ended up with
his nose III the mud and his heels in the
air. Then he spread out and, fell fiat.
kind O. sprawling out as if he wanted to
cover the whole street. But the funniest
thing was that as turned to go into the
car foun0 one OF them imbeciles look
ing out the door. He grinpea as if he
was never so delighted in his life and
uttered: The darned fool did jump
didn't he ?" Chicago Herald.
Madison times. (Tallulah, Madison Parish, La.) 1884-1???, 1885-07-11
HOW TO MANAGE A MAN.
An Accomplishment Ardentiy Desired
"a By Most Women.

An Accomplishment Ardentiy Desired
- by Most Women.
Nothing on earth fetches man like
a good dinner and well dressed wife
presiding. The husband who can look
forward TO such state Of things every
day of his life will never tire of h :
and the wife who studies his comfort will
have little difficulty in managing him
according to her will. Men are gregari-
GUS animals, and will wander in spite OF
all allurements, but they are selfish
enough to remain where they are best
treated, and by taking a little trouble
for year or two of married life the
wears that follow will, as rule, find the
husband always glad to go back to the
pretty home where smiles await him and
the dinner / spoke Of There are so
MANY women who object to being
''bossed," as they call it. My dear ladies,
you can always be boss if you take the
trouble. BY giving in you get your own
wsy as you never would by fighting for
it. And, after all, it is better to feel you
respect your husband so much that to
give in to him is not difficulty.
Nine men out of ten are manageable
if you.go the right way about it, and one
great point is to act after marriage just as
you did before. Argument and contra
diction are vital enemies to E1arri I'd
peace. Should you wish for anything
particularly, don't insist upon. it after
refusal. Some women are persistent and
ask: "Why may not? Why won't you
do as l tell yor?" and irritate the man.
Rather bide your time, and make an
extra good dinner Of his iavorite dishes,
put bow on of the color he likes, make
home and yourself sweeter than ever.
You'll get it sure. even if you have to
wait. Also, when you want him to do
any particular thing which you know
will be for his good, for Heavens sake
do not say ado it, Rather drop hint
that you think so and so would be good
thing to do. Get him interested and
then let the subject drop. / venture to
say that in a short line that man will do
precisely as you wish: he will never
permit you to think that he has traded
the least on youi common sense. San
Francisco News Letter.