The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-12-24
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hss father ansii be IL 40 years old, then be
drops into sAe raaRs u ignorance and be
sias IL take lsasssss
49, Msiie. sl,al'a that strange noise q
Tbs ifoat gatsl' Cats. SIR" Cats when
s.s young Gle dida's wear stovepipe
hats aud smoke cigars."
do ron think Johnny 10 cotrAc.ing
bad habits 1t schoolg" asked Mira Caution
Of her husband Il think he is expand
ing them. Vas the reply.
III il well for an editor 10 know some
thing oil the Law mot too much-just
enough TO tell the truth about man with.
out getting into q lawsuit.
~ threw . stone knew not where,
Is the first line Of recent poem. The
authors name is not published. but there
is little doubt that woman wrote it,
Jennie June in one Of her fashion let
ters. says: Striped silk UMBRELLAS are
nov taking the place OF striped stockings
among ladies OF fashion. OF course Jen.
ME don't mean this literally.
Said an astronomer to q hright-eyed
girl, when talking Of rainbows, ibid you
ever see a lunar bow, miss?" I've seen
beau by moonlight, il that is what you
mean. was the sly rejoinder.
~ have such an indulgent husband,
said little Mrs. Doll "Yes, so George
says, responded Mrs. Spiteful quietly.
Sometimes he INDUCES too much,
doesn't hep They no longer speak to
each other.
what do they do when they install
minister" Inquired small boy; do
they put him in stall and feed him?'
"Not bit. said the father; "they har-
ness him to the church and expect him to
draw IL alone"
~ beg pardon. but aren't you mis-.
taken?9 eourieously said a gentleman to
pretty shop girl with whom he was deal.
ing u am miss but not yet taken, sir.
she replied. with brigh. blush and droop.
Ing eyes
"a German says that he has found
that cows MIXED three times q day give
much more milk than when MIXED twice
only. But farmer should not attempt
six milkings a day with the expectation
OF doubling the quantity. The well might
give out
When one hears Of the large amount
OF lead that is being shot into the lakes
aud ponds every year, 10 proportion to
the duck taken out. one cannot help
thinking Of the valuable lead mines that
are being formed for future generations to
discover.
Where did the prophet Elias go2"
asked Texas Sunday school teacher
.He went into the desert. "What was
Elias while be was 10 the wilderness?'
Il dunno what be was in the desert, un.
less be was deserter, replied the hope
ful pupil
My son, said fond father to bic
little boy whom he had been furnishing
for the first time, my son. hope this
has taught yon lesson. "Yes. pa" the
little boy sobbingly replied; "its taught
me that its better to give than TO re-
ceiye."
"A deaf and dumb man went into an
Office IN toe open board Of trade building
tho other day. aud, selling piece Of pa.
per, wrote, Il am hungry" The broker
took The piece Of paper. read the unhsp-
p, words aud ferawled under them. 80
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"A woman recently entered a store in
Connecticut, and sat down in front OF an
iron safe TO warm her feet After sitting
there some twenty or thirty minutes, she
remarked thus: II never did like them
Kind Of stoves They don't throw out
scarcely BIZ Of beat. those gas burners
don't
A Citizen Of Georgia had quAck ar
rested for fraud in selling him . prepare
ton for preserving the scalp, during the
use Of which be lost oil his hair. But the
quAck escaped. Il did not pretend" be
ssid. TO sell you = preservation for the
hair. but for The scalp. Your scalp re.
mains intact does it notS
Tramp lai the back door)-wil you
please si,e me something TO eaii Wo-
man : Acts thing. Trmp-Nor nutiu'
70 dsinki Woman Nor nuthin' to drink.
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