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Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-26
What He Got by It.
Showing That it is not Good Policy
to Doubt q Mans Word.

Come mighty nigh killin' a fine buck
dis mavnin',' said an old negro.
sComin' long through de woods an
sr old buck he jump up an bookerty,
bookerty he runs off q few yards an
stop still. Come in one er shootin' him
sah.'
Why didn't you shoot p
'Didn' hab my gun wild me ,sah.'.
'Then how did you come within one
Of shooting him p
Case, sab, come in one o. takin' my
gum wild me-
why didn't you take your gun p
sDidn' hab none. sah.'
sYou are an old fool
Look heah, doan 'buse er man dat
vay.vhsn yer aim got no cause. I ain It
rot no gun, fur fellow dat wuz erbout
10 buy one frum axed me jes' one dollar
~-monI could pay. So, I come in one o.
gettin' de gun. Ef I had er got it l
would or tuck it long wild me, an eft
I'der had it I could er shot de buck
easy, sab. So doan come 'roun' 'busln
Or man when de facks is all ergin yer.
I hab knowed folks ter fetch trouble on
dar SELVES dat way. Er pusson ought
Or be kesrful In dis heah wolf o'science
an Bpeckerlation. Good mawnin, sab.
Since yer's acted dis way, I wouldernt
gin yer::none o. de meat eff had er kali
ed it. Fore yer talked dat way
woulder made yer present o. some o. de
buck. See whut yer got by it, sab. >
ArkdnsGu Traveller.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-26
HAD HIM FOUL.

Say, mister, do you want your valise
carried p asked a street urchin running
after man going down Fourth street
with yalise in his hand.
No, don't, answered the man with
snarl.
iii carry it to the depot for dime,
persisted the boy.
I don't want it carried, | tell you,
said the man, hurrying along.
Don't your
No, / DON'T
We'll, mister, what the dickens are
you caryin' it for ? Why don't you set
il down p
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-26

Are you disturbed ut night and broken of
your rest by n sick child suffering and crying
with pain OF cutting teeth? II 50, send at once
and get a bottle of Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING
SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHING. Its value is
mcalculable. IL will relieve the poor little suf-
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to the whole system. Mrs WISSLOw's SOOTH-
ING SYRUP FOR CHILDREN TEETHIN6 is pleasant
40 the taste. and is the prescription of one OF
the oldest and best female nurses and phySici-
druggists throughout the world. Price 35
cents a bottle.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-26

WREH &Hmore money than at ianything else
WM by taking an agency for the best
I" UN selling book out. Beginners succeed
grandly None fail. Terms free
HALLETT BOOK Co., Portland Maine.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-26
The Woes of a Bashful man.

You d-don't know how b-b-bashful
am he murmured !; The gals just
worrit the life outen me. When I
stood up to be married, they all gig
gled, and when the minister asked me
If I'd take this woman to be my we'd
ded wife, I said | was purity well,
thankee, and when he pronounced US
man and woman, and said. whom
God hath joined together let no man
rip apart I broke down and bawled
oh | it was horrible ! But that's
nothing to what's to come. Bout
'leven o'clock the old man sez, sez he,
John, your rooms head o. the
stairs / was so skeered that when |
tried to stan up my legs gin way ,and
I fell over the dog and got bit in three
places. waited till everybody'd
gone to bed then crawled up stairs
like spoon thief was 'fraid to go
in, so / sat on the stairs and shivered.
It's no use, sez / what's got to be,
hez;' SO shucked of my clothes out
in the dark and shet my eyes, Then
I made a break for the door. I found
the bed and pulled the clothes over
my head an laid on the front rail. In
the mornin' I peeked through my
fingers to see if could dress and git
away 'fole she woke up, and hang me
far pirate if I wa mt in bed with the
old man and old woman. Oh, / can't
go..back. can't can't and the
poor thing wept afresh.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-26

Look here y called man, pressing
his face against the CRATES of the city
prison and addressing policeman who
stood outside.
well p
'What was I put in here for any yway?'
You'll find out when the police court
meets
'Podner, am a very sensitive man,
and the thought that have committed
a crime hauts me. I just tell you what's
fact, l can't stand it. What did l
do p
well, if you must know, you got
drunk and shot man,
'Oh. is that all ? / was afraid that
I had insulted some one. Much oblig-
ed
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-02-26

Travellers are, as rule, of an inquir-
ing mind, and not a few are facetiously
disposed. One of this latter class, a.
lighted from his GIG one evening at a
country inn, was met by the hostler,
whom he thus addressed !:
tt'Young man. Immediately eXtricate
that tired quadruped from the vehicle,
staoulate him, devote to him an ade-
Quate supply of nutritious ailment; and
when the aurora or morn shall again
illuminate the oriental horizon, | will
reward you with pecuniary compen-
sation for your amiable and obliging
hospitality
The youth, not understanding a sim
gle word of this, ran into the house.
crying out, Master, come ut once.
Here's Dutchman wants to see you.'
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
Sic sGrtlide GbebGlfte.

Sic 3drtlide Gbebalfte. vDa bai 0u
mid pieoer, liebe Grau. unb bante Soft
nit mir, baB Oottor uub Babefur mid
srinplid BON bh @idt sebeilt baben." =
rSo2 aber es 1T bod i4abe, @ouaro, bob
mir non iett an ni6t mebr winen %tonnen,
mann bas Wetter iid dnbert."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30

Yiuiden in bas Sanbpsrt gait pom
is5sr ais stu idrsdlidss Serbrsden, iopobl
bel Der 3unft als AUDI beim Yublitum.
Sin Pfui9er par Der Subesriff alss
uubere9tisten uno llnsei9idten. llnb bod
warsn ss nidts als Yfuidsr In anbsre
Sanbwerfe, weIde bic srOsten %grfinbunsen
~uniersr l3eit ma9ten. Gin Bu6binosrs
seieIe (Silbermann) wurbe &~eformutor
bes OrseIbaues unb bss 8lapisrs; sin
Barber (Nrtmrisbt) erfanb bic Spinns
maidine; elm Zimmerman (9arsraue)
baute bic erite Spinniennp ; elm Strobbut.
bdnbler (Sacquarb) erfaub ben neuen
Wsbitubl; elm Muiitant (6eridsD bas
lslsitop; elm Suitrumentenmader (Watt)
bic Oampfmaidiue elm apotbeter (BOtts
der) bas Yorseuam; elm S9auipieler
(SennefeIber) bic 9itbosrapbis-turs, bic
meiiten Mdnner, wel4e benz 6anbsl unb
Der Snbuitrie neue Babnen er6ffneten, waren
fui9 der i'm Sinne Der 3unftssisse.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
ltniere SipIomaten babem feline uOrs

idriftsmdBise Uniform; fs MAIDEN ibre
Oienftsei9dfte in Der einfaden &leibuns
zines sutsetlsioeten Meniden ab, unb wenn
lie gu Seitisfeiten einselabsn werben, 10
erideinen fie i'm 5raf, rsip. i'm @eielIs
id~aftsansuge. Gs paiirt ibnen babel
mandmal, oaB ie fir Disner sebalten
weroen. Oobei minen iie fi9 NIT benz
8ertreter Der 6reiitabt Samburs trS ter,
Der Dor 80 Sabren in 0aibinston dbnIi5e
Grfabrunsen madte. gr eri9isn unter
ben bunten Bfausn Der usri9isbsnsn tlsinen
unb sroBen &ei9e I'M Srad, unb elm
@elbiduabel uon 9ttade forberte i'm bess
baIb auf, ibm cine gisarre gu brinsen.
Infer Sanieate mar ni9t i'm @erinsiten
beleibist, ionbern sos iein gtui beruor,
prdientirte es benz Sinslins nit ben Wors
ten: vG9ts Bartasasl Sslbit importirt!"
Webreren ameritaniidsn @elanbten in
europa 1T es dbnli9 ersansen, obne bas
BewuBtiein su baben, ielbit importirte
partasas NIT iid berumtrasen gu tSnnen.
Sic baben besbalb in WGibinston barum
na4seiu4t, baB man ibnen seitatte, l%lnifors
men gu t,asen. 9ier,u bsmertt bic 90. ..
Worlo" gang trsifenb, baB, uenu man
bod einmal cine auffdlise Gra9t mobile,
man ibnen bic couuentionele Gra9t Uncle
Cams" uoridreiben iole. = Der @sbans
te perbient Bea4tung = .. 6.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
Wi6tt8 tir Bemtid), 9lmerts
fQuer.

Inter bieiem Gitel i9reibt Der vBbila.
bslpbia Oemotrat": Snfolse zines i'm Bes
reid res 8. Mrmeecorrs porsetommenen
Spe3iaIfaqss bat oas beuti9e &ei9samt
Der ausmdrtisen M~nselesenbeitsn ben Ber>
liner @elanoten Der Ser. Staaten pom
HorSamerita bariiber u%erifanbist, baB bic
S6bne berienigen Oeuti1en, mel9e ais
%naturaliiirte .Yiirger Der Der. Staaten
pdbrenb Der Minoeridbristeit ibrer in 4mes
rita seborenen S0bne IN bersn 8eglsituns
3u bausrnbsm aufsntbaIt mad Oeuti1lanb
Suriidtebren, omar ais noroamerifaniide
Staatsanseborise ieitens bes &ei9es aners
tanut unb in bieier @iseni4aft nidt gum
Wilitdrbiert beransesosen perben iouen,
baB Der Winiiter beS auspdrtisen ii9 ies
bod fir befust era9tet, ioI9en Berionen
ais Iusldnbern ben glufentbalt in Oeutids
lamb gu ueriasen unb segen bieielben NIT
Observation-Disclosures %porsuseben, iobalb
bies I'M Sntereiie Der OffentIi9en Orbnuns
srforbsrli9 erideint.
Qestere Yorausissuns lou als porbans
ben an9eiebsn werben, menn bic tbatid1;
li9sn llmitdnbe bafir ipre9en, baB bic
norbameritaaiide StaatsansebSristeit BON
ben 8strsfisnbsn basu bsnust wirb, ii9 ben
Der sinbsimiiden 8euOlteruns obliessnben
0erphidtunsen, insbeionoere benz Milis
!drbieult, Su entSieben.
Our9 bieien Sorbsbalt lit Der YoliSei.
wiatir Sbir unb Gbor seSiinst. Oas
vSntersiis Der 6ifentlideu Srbnuns" 1T
elm 10 beiinirbares uno ms llnssmenene
bebnbares Ding, baB NIT einisem suten
@iqen, iid aIes binein interprstirsn ldBt
baielbe gilt, unb in nod b0berem MfaB,
BON benz ,erlduternben" 3uias. &aum
weiB beute Der seborens Oeuti5s unb In
Osuti9lanb erSosene Reidsbirser, wie
melt bic Der sinbsimii9en 8ep6lteruns
o~bIiesenben gsrpfidtungen" ssbsu; UNI
wie pieI leidter perif0Bt sesen bieie, Oh nit
WiQen ober ni1t, Der frembgeborene
Oeuti9s Mmsritai,sr, Der i'm 9srtrausn auf
fem, ME sr slaubt, manufactures ameris
taniides 8irserre9t fi4 9ernens, ieinsr
@eiunbbeit obsr ieines 0ersniissns baIber
In Dsuti1lanb aufbdlt unba piellsi9t IN
benz Stdot1sn obsr Oorf, bas er gerabe
etpa gum Bsiu1e pou Y%erwanbten aufses
iudt bat, es an Der sebibrenben Oemutb
benz BERN 9lmtmann, S9ul3en, @enbars
men obsr Nadtwddter sesenlber feblen
IdBt. gr tann, mad benz 0ortlaut obs
ger ygrlduteruns", aussewieien weroen,
6snn gu ben vYerphi4tunsen Der einbsimis
iden 8su0tsruns" sebSrt iebenfals bic
ssbibrsnbe So9adtuns Dor idmmtli9en
faatli9sn unb ielbit c%ommuualsu Wirs
bentrdsern. Wer alio uon b~iesieits auf
Idnsere 3eit mad OeutidIanb gu ssbsn be-
abli4tist, mSse fi9 beitens bitten, nit ir'
ssnb sinsm vboben Germ, uno iei IS aud
nur elm Na4tpa4ter, in Gonfitt gu sera'
then unb babur9 sesen bic u0ffentli4s
Orbnuns" su psritoBsn, auf @runb be,
Obissn r9sritdnbisuns" Tam ibm-wi'
iassn nidt, baB bies unbebinst sei9eber
mub-bsr Iufsntbalt in Oeutidlano per-
iast, ODER wsnn ssitattet, 10 srinoIi9 uer'
lsibet werbsn, baB CT am gnbe germ wieoe,
freiwiais unter bas S%ternsnbannsr 3urid'
tebrt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
Gin peiblides arieosberr. Oas aSnia.

Gin tpeiblides &~riegsberr. Oas &Sniss
reid Oabome in 2frifd biirfte gegenpGrti9
bas ein3ise 9anb Der @rbs isin, mo ss elm
weibli3es &riessberr sibt. Die almasonen
pom Oabome selten benz Namen mad ais
6rauen bes &Sniss, unb bilten cine Qetbs
sarbe, bic bur9 Mutb, Oissiplin unb
NnbdnsIi9tsit Der Der mdnnIi9en Solbaten
iiberlesen iein iou. Sbmobl 6te 9lma,onen
ben &Onis auf aaeu Rrisss3isen beslsiten,
10 werbsn lie bod mebr als. Staatstruppe
benn ais Selbtruppe uermenbst. Bei allen
wiIoen unb balbmiIben 95Iteri9aften
msrben @eians unb Tans aIs ebenio
unumsdnsli9e 9ilfsmitteI CUR trisseriidsn
S9uluns anssieben, wis Bel uns Grersieren
unb Grommelpirbel. Oa aber bic Mma,os
men BON iribeiter Rinbbeit an 3u &rieses
%rinnen, Edn3erinnen u. Sdnssrinnsn er3os
gen werben, 10 lit es natirli9, baB fe in
Besus auf Drill unb Grersitium ben
Mdnnern eben 10 iebr iberlesen itnb, ME
elm @arbe: &esiment Der 2anbwebr. Die
Imasonen bes Gba9a, bic friber idmmtli1
in Der Irmee uon Oabome sebient baben,
iinb Srauen pon 1875 Sabren, nnb
ba Der Gba9a feline &r:ese fibrt,
felbitueritdnolid bios gum 9Omp unters
balten. sic beiisen feline semeini9aftIide
&aierne, ionoern uobnen ebenio wie bic 80
mdnnIi9en Solbaten Sulianos In psri9iss
benen StaotuierteIn, pom no iie iebesmaI,
wenn Der gbada elm Seit siebt, berbsi ses
werben. Wean bente iid ie9;is iunss,
i4Iante unb ausssiu9t trdftise 5rauen bic,
obne unwsibIi9 au perben, benno9 einen
unbesweifelt trieserii4en ginorud beruor
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
. nnteS MIIerIet.
&eidtbnm unb Ssridwcnbnns Der sllten

Wir f~fauneu iber bic Sumnen, wel1e
iest ais Sermosens3ablen e~iu;elner Briuats
Ieute anseseben weroen, iiber bic Summen,
pslde Der St~aatsbausbalt erforbert, wslde
bic Staatsi9ulben Der perl6iebeneu Gambler
b~etraseu. ~llniere 3eit pirb in bieier Sinli9t
melt iibertrpffen pom friiberen S~abrbunberz
ten: es befinben li9 nidt mebr 10 aroBe
Summen in benz Befit ginselner, ME bies
ebemals Der SAD mar, nod wsniser mirb
aber BON ginselnsn 10 piel perldpenbet,
ME i'm Nltertbum unb namsntli1 in Der
letten !3eit Der r6mii9en &epublit unb
unter benz 8aiierrsid. &r0ius, 80nis pom
Ypbien, bsidB, ais er Colon feline S4dse
seigte unb pon ibm als Der @lidli9ite &c.
prieien fem wolte: 10000. 900 Gbaler
in Iissenben @riinoen unb ebeniowoblS tlas
pen, @srdtbi9aften unb &oifbarteiteu.
Gr pfleste gu iasen, elm Birser, Der ni9t
ielbititdnbis cine armes ausriitsn unb
u~nterbaltsn tonne, psroiene nidt ben Nas
men zines rei9en Wannes. Seneca, Der
9ebrer bes Nero, beias, ais ibn fem S9is
Ter gum Gooe perlrtbsilts unb ibm aus
Oantbarfeit bic Wabl bes Gobes %freiitel.
te, tros allsr pbploiopbie elm 8ermOsen
BON lis, OOO, 900 Gblr., bic fem Na4folser
@alisula IN wenisen Sabrsn u~erseubete.
aaiier geipafian iddste BEL leiner Ebrons
b~eiteisuns Die idbrliden Soften bes Staas
ties auf loo, oOO, 600 Gbaler. gdiar bate,
ebe er CUR Wa9t selanste, Il, OOO. 900
Ghaler Sduloen. appius peri9wenbete
80, 900 900 CHR. uno uersiftete ii9, ais
er lab, baB ibm muir nod 500 900 sebIiebsn,
ba er bic Summe ni9t mebr binrsi9enb
fir ieinen QebensunterbaIt fanb. Gdiar
i9enfte Der Mutter bss 8rutus cine YsrIe,
bic 1000 ~toitete, unS aud bic Yerle,
uelde cleopatra mad Der b~efannten
GrSdbluns IN Ghis aufiOite, UNI ben
9lntonius 3u bepirtben, bate einen Wertb
uon mebreren tauieno Sbalern.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
Die Yraht Der &lei0unq

unb bic tiniliden 0irtunsen Der Sd0ns
beitsmittel. wdren iie aud nod 10 sei9ift
ansswanbt, fSnnen cine Der Mbmassruns,
Nsrusnsnttrdftuns ober irsenb einem weibs
li1en 9sibsn unterworfene Batientin nies
mails i9Sn obsr ansisbenb MAIDEN. Oieie
9eioen mii1en innsrli9 bebanbelt werben,
nidt absr burd duBerli1e 9sriu4e iie su
psrbsrssn, unb bic Damen biirfsn baraus,
baB Tauisnbs ibrsr Miti9msfsr ie bur1
ben @sbrau9 pom Or. Yierce'S 'Favorite
Prescription, (9isbIinsspsrorbnuns) itrabs
Isnbsr unb i46ner sema9t baben, ais iie
nit Silfe pom Eoilettenfiniten iemaIs gu
werben erparten %tOnnten, 9Oifnuns i@0ps
fen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
ltuterideiouua BON seineu uno Baum.

""S'~"O y" N~'"N O"N"
wolle obne ieoes Silfsmittel. rOr Wies
berbolb Iast bariibsr In benz v@ewerbsblatt
fir SurbsGen": Wenn man sinen 6aben
aus Qeiuen ober 8aumpolIe. inbem man
bic beiben gnbsn in is cine Sanb nimmt,
lansiam unb uorfidtis aufbrebt, i'm alss
bann bur9 einsn selinben 3us ausetnanbers
reiBt unb nun bic bsioen, bur4 ben GiB
~entitanbenen gnben bsoba1tet. 70 finbst
man, baB ii9 Der lsinene Saben pom
baummollenen IN folsenber Weiie darattes
rifii1 untsri9eibst. Der baumpollene
5aben sebt panadit iebr lsi@t, b. 3. unslei4
lsi9tsr ais Der %lsinene, a~useinanber unb
seist an isinen lang ssitrsdten gnben elm
setrduieltes, .~Sweisartis s%swunbenes @uss
iebeu; Der leinene Saoen basesen reiBt IN
Der &sssl turs ab unb bic gn6sn bilben elm
aus geraben, ni9t li1 winbenoen 6Gb9en
deficiencies BIi9sl. 0sr sinmal bic probe
an &eins Qeinsn unbs Yaumwone seieben,
mirb ii9, CLAUDE i9, nidt mebr tduiden
fSnnen unb eS wirb ibm Elm 9eidtes ieiu,
bic 9swsbs mad bieier einfaden Mstbooe
auf 8eimii9uns bes einen ober anberen
9eitanbtbeils 81 unteriu9en.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
fiir G%inuaH0erer.

gtnwanbersr uub ioI4s, mel4s Berpaubts nus Srsuss,
aus europa erwarten, mogsn I'D gu isber 3eit an ben nns
ter5et&neten um Mustn't uuo StIfe usnStn. BsnH Ss
mano uou europa toumt. 70 bsnadrttttge man mta, nit
psltsm Sdtfs uno tn wel4srS 4tHssabtbsiIuu man ans
Iausen ptrb, 70 perbe I'd ~oenieIbeu am betrtH.nSen saIs
bnnss pIase tn gmpfaus uebmeu uub tim dberaA NIT &a4
uuo That 5ur Settle itebeu. Wis 8ertrauensmdnn hes Ia
tboltideu eomtteS fur @tuwanbersr babei4 bas Re4t, m
cattle garten Bite an mt4 ourd Srtefe auseptsiensn eteE
p~aubersr gu eurpfauseu unb thr tbr Seftss 81 isrssu. 3s8k
rei4e Seugutne pou setftltteu uub ueltltden 9nfoHeu
ipre4en fur meine @trtfamtettt tn bteier anseItgsuhat.
S4iHseoutraete &c. Don uno rad europa persen beioxst
uub BITE R4erite austunft hber tatbolti4e golonisu I'm
Bsiten, Sabrbtaete fur aue etieubabneuiuesn Der. Staas
ten ertbetlt. Vesu a~breiRre:
Joseph Koelble,
1856 East Third Street, New York Or.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30

Sn elmer SOrfidule. eebrer: rgtun,
wsnn Oein 8atsr 100 gier bat unb es iinb
20 bauon faul, pie uiel ~uerliert er bann2"
S9hler: rReine, benn er u~erfauft bic faus
len audi"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30

Die reinisenosn, fduIniBpiorisen unb
beilenben gisenidaften bon Or. Cages
rCatarrh Remedy" (satarrbs 9eilmitteD
finb unperslei9li1.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
Gin ihIehter Mnosu.

{. Gin idle6ter Wasen. SIS 1T a
@lenb NIT mei'm Masen. Bier Tam |
bait t%rinten, 10 uiel | wiu. meinetpes'n
breiBis 6aIbe aber wie | bait bann Ii
a puur MuBl 8sin b'rauf trint, reiBt's mi
uni"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
Ser neue Huhens.

baB &ubens NIT einem einSisen giniels
itrei9e elm la9enbes 6inberseii9t In elm
weinenbes babe u%erpanbeln f0nnen. y0a3u
braude i9 nidt einmal einen Piniel, bas
fam i'd nit benz 8eienitiell erwieberts er
troden.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30
Gin binfeuSes 9leihniB

itebt man oenn unter einem binfenben @lei9:
niB, 9err Sdulmeiiter!" = vDas mill
id Sbnen ielbit in einsm @Iei4niB ertlds
rem, Serr 5oritmeiiter. Ssben Sic, elmer
Sbrer Rouesen bat lein Sw0lftes 9inb, eis
men Rnaben, 8eniamin taufen laiien, mad
@nalosie bes bibliiden benjamin, - uno
nadber tamen nod bret Rinber na9sebintt
Oas war elm iebr bintenbes @lei9niB."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30

.@as lit better, elm @eisbaIs gu isin
ober elm Seridwenber2"
sd mOdte lieber eth 8eridwenber iein.
Oils FOLDER bs1ert man ii@ ~wenisitens nit
Der 3eit."
vWie io2"
nNun, weun man ni@ts mebr bat.@
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1885-06-30

Pho Mono werb' i9 senannt,
Oils priie bes YapiteS bin Id betannt,
Bon Vail q @r" ba famine i9 ber,
Gin s@ter S@mupfereatbebrt mid i@wer.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1885-12-02
vyeaa.nr nsi,..

The HERALD Is called upon to cast its
editorial slipper after highly interest
ing bridal pair that left Los Angeles on
Monday for Santa Barbara, on the
steamer Eureka. We of course refer to
MIR. and Mra. George J Denis, the lat
ter formerly Miss Alberta Johnston. Mr..
Denis is highly talented and successful
young lawyer who for time figured on
the staff Of the HERALD, who was later
editor of the Express and who at a still
later stage resumed the practice Of the
law. At every stage OF his career in
Los Angeles, which embraces nearly
four years, Mr.. Denis has signalized
himself ia a creditable and indeed in a
distinguished manner. He belongs to
an old and eminent family Of Louisiana
which embraced one of the colonial
governors. The bride is one OF the love-
liest and most accomplished ladies Of
Southern California. She il a daughter
of the celebrated Gen. Albert Sidney
Johnston, and would grace the proudest
court Of Christendom, characterized as
she is by gifts natural and acquired
which are accorded to but few OF the
more favored Of her sex. We under
stand that Mr.. and Mrs. Denis will
spend few weeks at Santa Barbara, re-
turning to Los Angeles and occupying
the home which, we hope, will ever be
the center Of that gracious hospitality
and refinement which the traditions Of
both families guarantee as a matter OF
course.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1885-12-02
The Tramp Guild.


To THE EDITOR OF THE HERAID:-
There seems to be class Of tramps in
town who make 1t their business to get
their living at the expense OF the people
who earn their own. One of this class
made his appearance in our yard day
or two since with the usual plea and al
though somewhat inselept, his eonversa-
tion, to say the least. amusingly and very
forcihly expresses the sentiments of his
class. 'sSay, missus, will you give me
something to eat. Tn hungry / don't
want any butter or coffee. I've got
heart disease. After giving him plate
OF food said to him:
"After you finish eating you may
sweep up the yard little"
"But what If I've got something else
to dor
"Weil, you certainly do not look like
man Of business. II you were, you
would not be around begging your food. .
I'm sick. I'm not able TO work"
''Such light work as that will not hurt
you. but do You geod; besides, should
think you would like to do some work
for your living. There are good many
who would be glad to give man their
food and something else to do-light
work around the yards and house"
s'Worki | think we do work
and pretty hard, too. l might GO to
hundred houses before would get any.
thing, and have to stand all their abuse
and be insulted, too. | think we earn
all we get.
could not help laughing in his face.
Ha, ha, hal Well, il you had
steady place to work you would not
have to go about getting insulted. Now,
wouldn't you prefer place where you
could have home and steady work to
tramping about the country"
mo. there's nothing like being your
own boss. can go when please and
come when 1 please. There's nothing
like being independent.
81 must say l think your ideas of in
dependence are very novel, to say the
least"
Now, II these leeches were made to
work or leave the city. think it would
be good thing. They ought to be ar
rested and set to work on the streets
and made to earn their living. There is
every day more or less Of them hanging
around the Santa Monica depot, talking,
joking and singing their tramp songs.
one line of the chorus of which is, "And
to h with the man that works, when
they are not out in the residence part Of
city begging. This they seldom do
until they think the male members of
the families are away at business. l
think 1t is unsafe to permit them to
roam the streets as they do.
Very respectfully. A.
Los Angeles daily herald., 1885-12-02
De,icIous bananas.

Mr.. R. Glanch, foreman Of the Ger
man Post, OF this city, exhibited in the
HERALD office yesterday a beautiful
bunch of ripe bananas. grown on his
place on Also street this year, which
are equal if not superior to those Of
Mazatlan or the Hawaiian Islands in
size OF favor. The success attained in
the cultivation Of this delicious fruit in
Los Angeles county has forever settled
the question as to the fitness of our soil
and climate for the production OF this
tropical product. II planted on highland
coil above the frosts, and has stimulated
many Of our horticulturists to make it a
business hereafter. Mr.. j. W, Potts,
who has made success in this line, ia
putting out thirty acres of land on the
hills back of the city with the choicest
varieties of the Cavendish, Mexican.
Brazilian and Hawaiian bananas on land
that ia entirely sheltered from winds or
frost. AT Duarte, San Gabriel. Canada,
and the elevated arroyos around San
Gabriel and North Pasadena they are
being set out extensively. as we'll as in
the most sheltered portions OF the foot
hills along the base OF the Sierra Madres
for distance of forty miles.