The Nevada picayune., 1885-09-24
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Courts Of common pleas cannot undertake to pleas everybody.
 It is said the ifeAy would lill C to exhibit it glow inthe day time; but tn c people can't see it.
 The planters have bigGcr cropst and smaller debts to pay, and a. consequently happy.
 Ii is not wicked for man to want an office, but it is disgusting to see bad man get ill. Notes are renewed, given new life. as it were, so that they may bo able to bear interest.
 The narrow gauge roads are So called because of the narrow es- capes the passengers have.
 Most of living issues in politics have been issues so long that they are now very old and dusty.
 A man can be tried but once for his life. 1t is his liberty that a murderer is after when he seeks new trial.
 Very few lawyers ever repent, They wait to hear what the other side has to say, and death closes the case.
 Portions of Louisiana land are said to be full of quicksilver. It may be reason why so much of the land IS heavy.
 ''iiis dream is orc,' was written of the man who had failed in many things and at laFt turned bis atten- tion to iron mines,
 The trouble with inc ''Down on Monopolies' Conventions is that tho members ride to the meetings on railroad passes,
 An iuch of rain is counted one hundred tons weight of water to the acre. That is what might be called a heavy rain. A fashion writer says there is a notable falling of in bustios. This means in the size of tho article, and not the thing itself.
 Tine trouble with the smuSelcd Havana cigar-which is sold with such an an air of mystery -is that it is poor article made at Key West.
 A trunk line is ouc that a bag gage snasIcr at the depot offers to tie your trunk mp with, It. costs five cents. He gets dollar and half for 1t.
 It is the proper thing now fer tough old bellies to appear with black birds to match the hat dress and parasoI. Young girls can wear sping chickens with qaitc as good effect.
 What is most disgusting about q politician with d sore head is the fact that he wants to go about the country exhibiting it, instead of putting it in q bag where it belongs and cannot be seea.
 It looks like piece of presump- ton on the part of the eldest boy of an English family to claim all the property of the homestead while his sisters and younger broth CTS get nothing. This is why such boy is spoken of as the heir pre- sumptive.
 John Sherman. in his Ohio speeches says: "While VIC waive the animosities ot the war, we must never fail to hold on, with courage and fortitude, to all the results Cf the war" Fat offices, John, and all the honors and riches for the Sherman family.
 It is said that President Clevc- land keeps a scrap book for eX- corps from the newspapers in or der to be informed of all sorts of 1 public opinion. It is one clerks sole employment to collcct and pre- serve these things. IL he IS look ing for advice he can get 5ushel of it from the cross road papers,
 Boston Transcript: "An ex- change says that a 'very pretty milking stool is made Of golden brown silk serge. with conversa- tionalized apple blossom in shaded pink silk with the. .stamens in gold silk between the petals We now understand why milk is adulterat. ed Without tho admiXiure of