New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-02-03

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The coored people OF Boston who indignant over
their exclusion skating Kinks should accept the ex-
clnslon as blessing slightly disguised They won't have
so many falls and will be spared the necessity of ming
ling with Objectionable white folks
Benton Coiny has character to the Legislature
Uncle lack Baker-a man who has fought the gnzky,
and Who in his younger days, could pass hs Judgment
on quart OF mountain hilarity. and make 1t look pow
rive got particular ambition now" said the OLD
man during conversation with party OF friends.
don't expect to change the current OF the Arkansaw
River nor pick NJ the state House ana shake IL like n
young doz playin' with "a straw hat My main object
now ia collect the money that my friends owe me
why did you come To the Leslslnturef some one
asked. - H. - ,
fall back. - hrkansaw Traveller
There is no blank AZ blank the blank that appears
before man when he gets up in public assembly and
forgcs what he was going say unless 1t j. tho blank
which appears before an amateur In skating rink when
hs legs begin Ia spread and he don't KNOW Whch one 10
follow Burlington Free Press
In the village OF Easthampton. L. L. is white marble
monument erected by the villagers 10 the memory OF the
crew of tho ship John Milton. which was wrecked on the
rocks at Montauk Point IN 1888. The crew, twenty In
number lie buried In u circle around the monument
Directly across tho road from the monument Is an old
fashioned no use with shnsled sides, the Home, Sweet
Homo of John Howard Payne.
Propretor Of German restaurant. TO waiter: Dot
letter for you ehl fou was der Baron Won scnihRei
bergf" New Waiter (meekly) Yes, Mem Herr. Pto-
Den WASH no Ntll'
dake dollar week OH your wages -f'o'uchcc Nc"s'
Another evidence that the Cinnamon in this country
are learning the ways civilization ia furnished In the
fact that two them in san Francisco have become prize
fighters We shall hear OF them blowing up nno-
cent people with dynamite II they don't stop getting
civilized.
Rarnacle was forty-two years OF age yesterday His
wife presented him with handsome pair or carpet slip
pers; cost % cents Barnaclo was grateful! but Thought
inl. At last he exclaimed -, Times have cunnZed
re Won gave ne slippers. worked In oss ana SIX. em
brolcrcd. monogranrned. scallopcd IN morocco, and
nncnt leather wool solcs at cost OF several dollars
nh. times CHANGE" well. John" replied Mrs b..
after thoughtful pause had tae slippers charged to
pair -. Providence News.
On Cape Cod and In many other districts along tho
England coast It is firmly believed thar sick man
cannot die until the cbb tide begins to run watchers by
beds of sickness obviously note the change OF the tides
and # the patient lives until the food begins to set in
again lie will live until the next ebb The most inteh
gent apd best educated people born and brought up ON
rho New England coast not entirely free from this
supcrsou aud to them there is weird meaning IN the
word. az Dickens In describing the death OF Barkis:
Ana IL being high water he went out with the tde"
Foe, winter seven assessors rof mercy are named to
fine Royal Minister OF Justice at Berlin whose DUTY
il look over all the appras TOT pra nco T. considered
one OF special honor and highly coveted rev apPeas
directly under the INK nrenc notes wia the
,eeus own hand and, like Iincolns notaons. are
invariably favorable to the applicant Philadelphia
Press
A Georgia inventor has invented freproof cotton
baggng tho use which will very much reduce the in
srnce rates on cotton. IL is called anti phogan and
Is said 10 DE cheaper than the utc gnnybasgns now
used.
On n steanboatin the South. Passenger to the cap
tsn: VINO IA that quiet old gentleman what
pleasant face No has. I'll bet he never hal harsh
thuught nor uttered an unl leasant word captain
" That old fellow wy that's Bob ToomDs '-lArkahsaw
Traveller.
A unique form OF entertainment has just taken place
in Vienna whore the Hairdrcssers Congress was con-
clnded by the curious spectacle of competitive mar
dressing performed by twelve ladies' hairdressers Oh
living models VINO wcro seated on IA raised platform
round which the Vienna public thronged az II the ART oil
aIrlrcsspg were the chief interest OF the nation Inc
admiration of tho audience was great especially al lne
fnt urforncd by one tho competitors VINO adorned
lIs model with IL spark OF electric light
uo,v much for candy Z" asked little boy: =" six
iot for Ave cents ELI Now lenme see six sticks Tor
1--WE cents i've four cents. four or .hiee CENTS tntoo
,nr 40 cents ;wo for one cent and for nothing.
iii take one stick mister" lie got IT, but the dealer Is
sill state or bcwtiderheAt ana can goo uo" Sn@'
can DO - Montreal "ilnesA