Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-10-01
RRIGHT EITs.

ERE we can recupe from the seaside bills
That poster us all the summer,
We've sad fOrebodlngs of coming Ills
The gas man and the plumber.
-1seds Siftings
Aa1ITTIE MAIDEN down. IN Annapolis, while
playing an The yard, suddenly accosted an ac-
guar tance on the veranda with; "Ob, Mr.
Seabiiry, will you please lend me a handker-
chleli My nose has come unbiowed. "-DiO
! 4yfsGqs' Nuggets. % moo .aua-
RosTosIANs never utter abe vulgar saying.
I lfvan and all other residents Of Boston say.
! - he speed of tins feinipuTe horse is greatly
93fft33e III 5is by ,pefpnIaFS propulsion
"ET has been diseovcred that artiiicially
| hattned chickens can mover become mothery
/ hens. Not one OF theufca lay eggs, and hey
arr only ut for1 eating y We'll, il they are fit
toFh edibnR, they aEe a great Improvement
upon thefpsual breed Which is not fit for that.
-FfFR NffG sUe .gd OIL
BfBsgJ ONES 4-Tbevtebi me that that Smith
sIeilpW isnnaying his addresses TO the widow
itOblnsgn. ..'f b. ...,,. ..tf t,..t Ed.
MIS- Br6wp2I don't beleye word OF it,
ne ger paid anything in his life Boston 7ran-
seF5Dt" s1s 2n t''Qiittp .i
TOO LATE rs BIZ or sfR9IcE.-Guest Ito
summer resort landlord)-"I see there is still
some chance of the cholera reaching Theses
shores before cold weather. sets in"
Landlord Nmpatiently)-"Ie but what
good VIII II do? The season is about Over.'-
Nea0 York Times.
JUDGF-"Prisoner at the bar, you are
charged with wiiful murder. Are you guilty
or not gulltyf" Prisoner-"Judge, what's the
use of putting it that way2 As you put il, it's
difficult question to decide. S'p0sin' we
simplify the matter by goin' in for disagree
ment Of the jury. Boston TraRscriDt.
81 SEE Moses wendelbaum has failed"
"Haf hep
Yes; his liabilities are $4,000 and his
assets only $60,0O0"
'Vell, Moses vas ferry foolish"
= es, he should not have gone so deeply into
Oh dot part ish all right, but he vas a tam
fool to have so much assets. - chicago Nel0S.
FoIIo: "Dld you buy that colt you were
looking att" no; | concluded not to take
the risk" siWhglAotp" '.Wen, | was afraid
he was older than represented, and did not
wish to be burdeued by an old nag" WHY,
he was nothing but a colt, and a very lively
one At that" $50 he seemed to be, | know. -
What made you think he might be old?'
''Only his color" ''His color2" Yes; he was
a chestnut, yen see.-E1Schta0e.
UNDER new law in Italy any circus which
does not tally perform every act promised in
the printed programme, or which msleads
the pubic by means Of pictures, is fined $500
for each ofiense. such law suddenly sprung
upon clrcuses in this country, before they had
time to get new posters printed, would make
the evenings performance last twenty four
| hours, which would sadly interfere with the
show In the adjoining county on the following
day OrriSto2Sa Herald.
''JIM, had something dreadful happen to
me yesterdaS.' said the sOcIalstic agitator.
"What was it?"
81 don't know That's what troubles me-"
"What was It like?"
''Wel, something like water seemed to come
right out through my skin. Why, it came out
80 fHst that IL wet my collar, and the inside of
ny hst was damp, toos8 9til 2r
/ f,.yFeps thafis funnH-i hit were almost any
.otbeF man | should think may be 1t was
! sweat. 80 hica6a Meas, t+o-r
! Gen. SHERIRAE,wasthe orator Of the day at
| the, rece9t eighty ninth anniversary of the
| H6bokea 'Iurtle Club. and when committee
! wbnH 10 hunt MIN tD atttr his sudden disap-
1 pearsuce from the ta6le he was found smOk-
| ing IL bigGiEar. and hisiexplanauon OF his in
abitty To speak Mas titus recorded: 'I'm dab
| sorrS geddempn, a 5be General said, IN a
| o9ESeiwhispeT.i 'hnd ~ god dawful co Il. l
| we'd 10 the lyzeurl 14gst nfdt in devening
surf Al whed cabe. bud id laid me oud. dab
IN" There was not q dry eye ia the house
when the committee InGdedthis gepOrt.-NetC
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