The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-09-24
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--Yunny. bpA poo sssldal psaroasse .
tailor saless b. gsvs ycs Ssa
IA Ia u s~sy - sh<s 20 sbsens nssded
yosa9 - b sAhed II . church festival
vtss bell Asvs. esd h ssys "bsss."
There ~ > srsss nany youaS men 10
Town vkoss inshiisty 10 rsiss hsssd ssd
dollar 10 sbost sassiIy distributed.
Yes. remarked . landisdy. 1T costs
nsss, 70 get knives shsrpessd every week
bat iis mach cheaper than baying tender
neat
"A cynical bachelor says woman IL
good deal Like a. scoofdeon. You can
drsv her out. bu. she makcs music II you
attenps 10 shas her up
--..wster. can you briog me . nice
yensg chicken smoibered 10 oriorsy"
ma. sab. We doesn't KIN EN- dat way,
sab. We cuts OF der hssds"
"A geuilemAn said TO minister: When
d. you expect 10 see Deacon Smith seaInf
Never. said the reverend gentleman sol
,mriy, The DEACON is 10 beaver.
"a .isetwa ,,r old western eir has
jas mss,i-.i arr fourth hasb4sd She 10.
tsads living . msrfirJ HE until she dies.
Il the .iock Of husbands only holds on,
"a loyp rass bre company. ina rssolu.
/" tisn on sAstesssd member. says: "He has
rsspsojed 70 bis last aiar.." II lea voo-
Der they didDt ssy "bs has gone 70 bis
Lest Ore"
IL reformed burglar delivered lecture
10 large and sympathetic audience 10
Oregon. and . confederate picked up
eleven wallets uhile tbs crowd vas fling
In and out
--Suoootssh vss nev dish II Charles
houss. but one that pleased him immense
lyle passed his plA.s to bis mamma
earnestly aAkiag for - little more Of the
sacred hash.
--Scene, or rather heard. on Lowland
horse-car. Condussor There aint no
seasa. ladies, unless you want 70 stand.
Ons Of the ladies Well. won't ride II
have 60 70 walk.
--Bsechsr said that oil his breath should
10 eiven 10 the Puritans sAila II Il abont
time Mr.. Bsscher tackled little. OF late
years he hasn't been devoting time TO
strictly Puritan ideas.
some crussy. rusty. nussy, fus.y, dus-
~ specimen Of man proposed the follow
Ing toast ats celebration: "Our fire en-
gines may they be like our old maids
ever ready, but never wanted"
Old gent John. how many feet are
there in length Of hose' John (hesits-
tingly) think 49, Old gent Come,
come. cir. speak quick. John That de-
pends upon who wears the hose.
The Milwaukee Sentinel remarks that
Secretary Lamar is said TO be As fond Of
kissing the girls - Gen. Sherman" We ]
should think be would be ionder Of kiss !.
log the girls than Gen. Sherman. L
"a coon played me the meanest trick
yos cher heard OBJ. I ion hole wbsr dc
coon went inter Dc groun' an waited dar
all day long TO shoot dat coon. an when
be did come ont he was polecst.
AZ the close Of the Puritan. Genesta
races. Sir Richard Sutton Is able to boast
that be has had the best all around view
Of the model Of The Puritan's stern ever
enjoyed by professional yachtsman.
-'Cl4rsymsu 10 hotel clerkl = What
!. do you charge day' Clerk -Two dollars.
Clergyman You have rates for clergy men
ofscoursei CIsrk--oh, yer, sir. Clergy
man How much are thcy' Clerk -pwo
dollars.
Wilson, the celebrated vocalist. was
upset one day in bis carriage. near Edin-
burah. A Scotch paper. after recording
tLeAssident, >aid 1--WE are happy TO stale
Be tss Abie % appear the following even.
ing in three pieces l
rr~Thisis y slandsrous old story told on
WOOD county lawyer Who wss having
his measure taken for pair Of pants ia
onu1O nti1viug establishment. "Will
you have two hip pockets or ope9" two"
;. Pint Or quart sizsi" Quart"
LATHE girl. do you know whose house
this ~" asked solemn looking man Of .
bfis 1t child seated on the church steps.
Yes, sir. i,'s Gods. but He ANT 10. she
replied. ~ the old gentleman was about
TO pass up the steps. land his agents gone
TO Europe
Teacher Nov. Johnny, II take ten
cents from ten certs, bow much remains?
Sinpld by II donno Teacher We'll
snppns- you had dimr 10 yonr pocket
and Lost IT, What would be 10 your pocketg
Stupid 10y blamed il dou't tbink there
would be hole,
In Canterbury. Eag.. the other day,
'cntious bras. box vas dug up. II name
aud Iutpose was mystery until. being
opess,i. there WAS iossi inside three but
ions. piece OF lin and scrap Of paper
Then they knew that il vas 40 aacient
contribution boa.
--"whsi do Jon suppos~ III look like
~bsn gel oat Of ,bi.y' snapped . young
lsdy - The conductor d . crowded street
car "A good deal like crushed sugar.
Miss. said the bell ringer. And the lady
hang on 10 strap aud rode four miles
tusihcS, With tls smile Of ~ angel.
"A seu,lemsn whose family consists Of
; ~itr ssd tsia girl babies came 10 very :
|sss QUE uixLs snd vent 10 bed. His sleep
sss broken aud be tossed aud muttered
about two Of . Kidd" aud {
lsssu pair" Poor John" mnrmnred his