The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-04-09
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would vsas moro Of Il. " rssortse. The syni.
sal bachelor friend Of middle go.
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hsrs." sid . drummer 70 Mis- Fiis. The
arssnatss. There's heap more hustle
than business. " Va The lady's reply.
--Shs lrsferring 70 the light (which
do you prefer. Mr.. r., Ga OF oiIi" Hs-
"Ah. really. II you'll e1cuss me, I've
prcmissd not 70 take anything TIL after
Lent"
"A man ia Alabama bet friend that
be could walk On Tho ends Of the cross tiss
While train was passing and the friend
il nov looking for some one TO collect
from.
"A doctor advsrtisss . wonderful dis
ocvsry for preserving The scalp" We
doat know how II il made, but our pre-
scFiption Il 10 stay east where there are
no Indians.
-Msans dining ont TIT isa't polite.
Bobby. 70 smack your lips while eating.
Yon never do that q home" Robby--
Cause We never have anything worth
smoking ovst."
a Missouri man srisd 70 ride mule
acrsss creek thirty isst dssp. The man
vss drowned. but ths mule crossed 10
safety. Walking On tbs bottom and breath.
Ing through bis cara
Gsorgs Riddle q Carol county. Mo-.
hes twenty-five dsushten. He lives just
- ths osiSkirts o. civilization. and whom.
svsr drsssmatsr locates within Is miles
be moves further into tho woods.
"A woman Who has taken sewing for :
roupls Of years 70 support her lazy and
drunken husband. says il Il surprising
hat the Board 81 Health has not had her
Indicted Tor s.maiotainipg nuisance"
"whaichsr doin' BiIli' "Fishin'."
Gimme hook; mines broke" "Haint
Eot NO hook Then lsmms some bait"
'Haiut got no bait" "Kstch any nshs"
Nav" cit any bitsss NAV. Then
shaichss doin's' .Tishin'."
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,ss article 10 The written warrant for !
cvs meeting posted according 70 lsv 10
owa once u Winthrop. Ne. roads; ITO
aiss sum Of money TOT support Of poor
nd other necessary town officers"
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marked Mn Brown 70 her husband the
'sher evening. win yen give Il hack to
~ hs iaquirsd With mock severity. "Of
'ossss will, yos idiot! Do you suppose
want % start tanneryi' She got the
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Minister laftsr scsvics) You seemed
cry much inpresssd By ny sermon this
Aorning. deacon. Deacon tvho had doxsd
hsough Il alD Yves. I vas-er-vsry in.
crested indeed; but would you mind 70
'sating The texti The exact words have
sospsd from me. Minister - He givssh
u beloved deep"
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