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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

II IL not understood why druggists keep In
stock 20 many kinds Of medicines for coughs,
colds and consumption, when Il 10 only neces-
sary to keep Aliens Lung Balsam, that old, re-
aration, and perfectly harmless, Is II contains
no opium in any form. Sold everywhere
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27
DR8. WHITTIER.

~ East It'll Street. 81 Paul. Minn. Regularly oraduated and
legally qualified longer engaged In Chronic Nervous Skin and
By natl express: nom naiss!son. E.se.s Or
Exposure Nerrousness Debility Melancholy Loss Of Spirits
rendering marriage improper cured Safely privately,
Ne Pamphlet and lists friend
Eesaat cloth and t bnd.E ses,sd se 70 cent. IN
marriage disease, decline Same paper cover
b. mail sealed State and got tns
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

Browns Bronchial Troches" are excellent for
the Relief of Hoarseness or Sore Throat They
are exceedingly effective. "-Christian World,
London, Eng
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

Aliens Iron Tonic Bitters invigorats the liv-
Or. All genuine bear the signature Of ]. p.
Allen, Druggist 81 Paul, MINI.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

Tho James bank block, Atlanta, Ga, VA
burned, 1t loss Of 5000
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27
Ygai. e. tAe 1oee 81 Your Y.ee.

What 10 TIE difference tetweepa persons
nose and Caroline the Great petroleum Hsir
Remover. Ans:-one 10 tho center of the head
and the other il . head -scenter.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

r. J. Cleverius Of Richmond, Va, has been
arrested for numbering Fanny lillian Madison.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

The senate confirmed Joseph q Miller "a
commissioner Of internal revenuA
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

The Cincinnati Price Currept estimates thai
5000. 600 pounds Of pork have BEEN packed
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27
Dsirymsn Prefer II.

il. g Hsssier Of West Virginia has bssu sp.
pointed chief clerk Of the interior department.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

A distinct shock Of earthquake was felt in
the vicinity Of Contocook, n II.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27
1 3sia OovatsrSsat

M. Blaine Is to eve Presidsn. Cleveland /.
dinner party soon.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27

Twelve inches Of snow fell insouth Carolina
m thu 16kh
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1885-03-27
This remedy contain
Ely's Cream Balm
Nst sIiquid or snua

ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
"A Thorough treatment will
cure. Agreeable to use
Price 50 cents by mail or 81
1pn0u{ata Card fov O{,,,.,ls,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
MUY INTERSTATE.

Convienh L saber al libllco, que Sc
gun apareG be del anuncio Official publi-
cado er Id Gaceta correspondence d
los dias 3, 5y Z del corriente, mime
ros Is, Is y II, Sc ha dispuesto por
S. E. |. ell Intendente General de Ha-
cienda de la Provincial, que ell reloj %.
5000 que con su superior authorization
Sc rifa en- dl sorteo de la Loteria Pro-
vincial de Psta lsla, ~. l45, correspon-
liente al 40 del pr6ximo Mario; que
de deposit lido ell la Administration
Local de | Eentas y Aduanas de esta
Capital, d @nde sera entregado por ell
Sr. Admin istrador, al que presente ell
billete COZ Iteniendo ignal nhmero al
agraciado con ell premio mayor de di-
cha Lot RI "a. Por 10 que, queda exen-
to de toda responsabiIidad, ell Sr. que
6gura CON |c Depositario en- las papele-
tas de la r ia.
Dcha a maj a esta tasada en- la suma
de 5 1850 MIC, por los Sres Relojeros
Laloma Musa de esta Capital. Es
de bolsillo. orc 8 kllates, Remontolr,
NJ. va indiicado, repeticion de horas
cuartos, m edias, trescuartos y minutes,
cron6graftI, con calendario marcando
los dias db Ia semana, los del mes,
al $ bisie4 4tos fases de 10 Luna.
E1s una brenda de verdadero m6ritc
valor, Sc & III confession expontanea dc
todo ell gu 10 examiuo.
Sc expe hden biletes de esta rita, en-
la lmpren a del BoLErlN MRRoANrlL,
en- Ia Joyd ria Y ReIojeria de d. Agus-
tin Musa, kn I'll C0l,aado de d. Fran
cisco Faur b, San Francisco 46. en- Ia
Barberfa dc y. Pedro Utbistondo EN-
la misma talIe, EN- los hoteles Uaiper-
so San j Naa y en- la morada del due
no de Ia ri ia, castillo de San Crist6bal
ID 81, % It's biIlete. Oontiene cada
uno % MI meros de suerte.
Puerto Rico, | | de Febrero de 1885.
It9 JOSH GONZALEZ y pRREs.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
CONDlClONES GENERATES acordadas por la Direction
para toda cIase de remitidos anuncios.

La pubcaei5n de los annncios medic de
vencionales que sc determnaan los
rmtido gacels dben
frma del qnen asum la onsaad consecnenca ade
mas la de persona responsible de
Los de commcados rem'd gacetias
devueltos publiquen.
No e responGe de n extravfos lie clch6s
pelco p
de largo
FL exigir
publication de En- de dao conderse
10 p.S sobre eFp pecio de tara.
El cics publication
da una bonifca6n de 10 p5 sobre los preclos de tar.
Cuando de exceda
reca peco En-
vara ell primer nhmero
Para sptore del BoLErlN, Inca de gal comuncado
emio secci6n correspondence coStara dtz
Los tendn 25 de bonfa5n soe preco
tias. comunicados 8 remtidos.
FL impofte de las snrcione annno gacetas
cddos ser& anticIado.
por causa mpesta des de sai ell pei6co mporamen
negdo pubcacones
dejado de salir
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
Z. 7 II z &
DE VAPORES = CORRK0S ESPANOLES
entre Liverpool y Puerto-R Rico.

Los vapores dc esta Empresa
destinados a dicho servicio son
.os aguientes:
Fuertorsq@eso, captain Cirl6n.
Bortnq@ea, capitan Carate.
.Uoyag&ez, captain Gondra.
Aueoo Ponce, captain Mendezons
Humacao, capitan Izsguirre.
Despach&ndose uno el rs de cada
mes, d veces con escala en- Santander
Para otros pormenores dirigirse los
senores White Forman y Go. Liver
pool, Sobrinos de Ezqiagss San Juan
Ito. Rico, Kraemer . &c Magagoez.
Maiier, Hingel5erp Fortsr = 90. Ponce
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
Mullenhoff y Korber

asutlan al consado precios redacidos.
PlNO blanco superior en- tablas.
DUELAS para az1car.
DUELAS para miel.
DUELAS para ron.
ARGOS de IL y IA pies.
TEJAMANIES.
CLAVOTES.
ALAMBRE con pdas para cercas.
5 ABONO para cana.
TRlSJLFATO de cal.
OEMENTO romano.
PUNTAS de Paris.
PIANOS.
CAJAS de hierro.
COGNAO.
CERVEZA.
GINEBRA.
VINO Frances.
VINAGRE. ~
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
LITOGRAFIA-
A.LYNN, SUCESORA DE Morris.

Constituda nuevamente bajo mi solo nombre, con
competente direction provsa de TITLES material necesao
un establecimiento de primer orden contando con un
ntegente personal orezco al pGblco esta industrial pu
diendo eecutar encargos hagan por dces
complcados que sean, la segurdad de que deare
sfcchos todos los gustos enas todas las exgencias
Tano la simple tarjea, como ell artisco diplomat ell SEN
clio recibo comercial los documenos bancarOs; ell
peoueno let elegante marqua para tabacos etc.
etc. garantizo quedara satisfaction de los nteresados
tan perfecO los trabaos que hagan ell extrane
Muestraro de toda clase de tabao que encargue
exhiba en- este establecmientoy remtran vueta de
correo quien 10 soli,ite.
FORTAI IF,ZA 81
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
REToRNo.

NorAs:-En su viaje de ida reeibira el vapor
en- Puerto Rico los dias Is de csda mes 10 carga
v pasajerosque para los puertos del Mar Caribe,
srriba expressdos, y PaciGco, conduzca el eorreo
Que sale de Barcelona el 25 y de Cadiz el 3d.
En- su viaje de regeso, entregars al eorreo
que sale de Puerto-Rico 81 dis 10, Ia carga
pasaieros cue conduzca procedentes de los puer
tos del Mar Caribe el Psci6cO, para Csdiz y
Barcelona.
En- la epoca de cuarentenas, sea desde I.s
de Mayo al 80 de Setiembre, Sc admite carga
para Gsdiz, Barcelona y Santander, pero pssa-
srog, Solo para el hltimo puerto.
Para mas informes sus agentes.
Sn6rsn0s de EzeusnQG.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
r. POU BUSO l. Co.

que, principalmente Sc dedicard al ra-
mo de comisiones y'agencias, y que ha
delegado sus poderes generates a su
hDo d. Ramon Pou Rios.
La nueva casa ofrece sus servicios al
comercio Puertoriqueno y Sc encargara
del cumplimiento de lss 6rdenes para
compra de efectos, consignaciopes de
frutos y otros negocios.en su ramo con
ell buen cello y houradez, que acredit6 ell
Sr. PoG dnrante su larga carrera mer-
cantil en- Humacao.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
VAP OR T. s.
M. T.. villaverde, cap. Moret.
Pasajes, captain Manzano.

Deseosa la Compahia de dar mas smplitud
esta linea, abriendo comunicaciones entire e
mayor nGmero possible de puertos, ha tornado
sl siguiente itinerario que sers servido por lo'
vapores arriba expresados.
WAVES DE LA HABANA A COLON.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
Sainz, Cerra s. Co.
CIRCULAR.

r.. Pouy y Bus6 tiene el gusto de
parti,ipar sus numerosos amigos y al
comercio De esta isla, que ha esta-
Jlccido en- Barcelona (CataluhaJ, una
Sociedud meEcantil bajo 10 razdn So
cial de -
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
LlhEA DE COLON I ANTlLLAS

oombinada con Ia TrasaaenGca de Ia nsisnla
Cbsspaaia tambidn CON las del FerT0carrti
de Panansti caporss de Ia Costa del Sur y
-. ael Paci6co.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
Aqua.

/, Ofrezco este liquidO d
los Sres. armadOres y casas
cOnsignatarias a los pre-
clos de 80 40 y 30 cts. pi-
pa; aqua de la que sunni
niStro hace IA amos.
RAMON TRARANJos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
AGENClA IN TERNACIONRL
DE NEGCCIOS.


Esta Agencia SO encarga de gestio-
mar toda cIase de asuDtos fnancieros,
burs56 ea, concession de ratigoa y jnbi-
laciooes, eestlonas Admin t-ariyas =
t0do euauto paeda relaci0naTse con Ia
Banoe , Comaflio, Nacional y Extran-
iero ; d~pendeneias del Lstado, h., d.
IL
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15

~4 g.
eosdi 20rstn "a
rstl San Thomas
a del proceine Thomas
la los la lmburgo
tomados borio
Neques deste puerto
de Nagl mas
III
Ia uit4l snEoas
lr los
Co. Bravo Ponce S, gao Co.
D. Aca
mass Breguo / 7 Juan, : s agente generates,
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15

te con ol 5 ps de aumcnto.
CONCESIONEs.
Esta ASencia ezpide pasajes "a "a. ,Eeia4
81 los WAGES intercolon'ale., v*iitos por dor
meeee y con W 10 p$ lie rsbaje an los tras-
atl6ntioos y&lid0s por IN ano cen un Is pS
dc rebaja.
a toda farnilia cuyo passje comru1a = uop-
tante de cuatro passages d. c&TGa.~. ee Il con
cedera una rebsja de l6 pS
Los niros men0res de tres ~1os gratis. de
8 s amos, Ia 4. o.; de Y Is mitad, de
12 oumplidos en- adeIante pagar&n pasaje en-
tero. Cuando una faInIia tenga varios nj
nos n,enores do ehoS sole u.o dc ellos ee
llevar& gratis; los denss psgarAn <. g parte
de Psssje.
PA8AJES DE CREADOs.
Los vsroaes sl pracio Aisdo para '0s GO en
trepuen;e, Z las mulores pasarAu @!a del pa
sale tornado por GUS amos
FLETE8.
Los conocimientos de caSga deben ser pre-
sentados en- 10 Agencia con la debida antela-
ci6n. no admitiendose los que traigan sellos eD
lugaT de hrmas.
Pars toda clase de informes, dirigirse los
Agentes,
SILVA. FERRER d c..
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
GANGA.

Con muy elegante letra, litografiadas
en cartulina superior, Sc hacen tarietaa
de vista en- Ia Litograiia del BoLsr,s
d $3.50 81 100. "a
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
EuPRESA DE C0CHES kIB0NIT0.
DIRECcION TELEGRAFiCA
BECEERA AIBoE1To.

Los duehos de esta nueva efnpress que han
eoraprado la que tenia ha mucho tempo esta-
bleoida eI sehor Escalera, la han meJorado COZ
Ia adquisici6n de nuevos y magnihcos carrua-
les de fabrics Norte americana Ia de potentes
Y eseojidss parejss de cabellos, de tai modo,
que Ia ponen en- condiciones de seryir los pedi-
dos de oochesqne &c 10 hagan euaiquiers hora.
del dia de Ia noche y para custquier punto de
IA carretera central.
Precios eguitativos eoeheros intehgenfos
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
LiDea interc0lonial de Sar Thomas
pto. Rico q Jamaica.
Linea de Eavre-Pauillac- Varacruz,

Los precios de pasa.e qsra SaBtender y
ST. Naxaire s0n;
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
BOleti1 NerCansil de Puerto-Rico.

e.. PERIODICO CONSAGRADO
LA DEFENSA De LOS INTERESTS NACI0NALES EN- AMERICA
ORGlNO De Los ESPANOLES NcONDICIONALES EN- PTo RICO
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
rMPRENTA DEL BoLETIN.
VAPORES- -CORREOS Esp.
px LA CoMPANIA TRASATLANTtCA
ANTEs
A. xoPFZ l. Co.
para Puerto Rico = Ia Habana

sAIIDAA--De Barcelona los dias 2e dc cada
mes-De Valencia el 5,--Ds Malaga el Z 81
De Cadiz Ell 10 J 5o.-Ds Santander el 2o'--pe "a
CcruTa 81 81.
Sc espenden billetes directos para 4ayagne&
Ponce, Santiago de Cuba, Gibara, Nuevitas, sara
nslla Colon, con srasbordo en- Puerto-hlco hs-
bana.
v1AJE DrREcTo DEsDE PUERTO RiCo
CADIZ.
Salida de Puerto-Ric o Ell dia 10 de ceda meg,
la CAmArs s.H camars 8" c. pretse 8" { AN
1856 1so rs 80
Tambisn puede hacerse Ell viale, ssliendo de
Puerto-Rico los dias 4, lS % de csda NEE
trasbordando en- Ia Habana.
Los precios para estos viajcs, son los Siguiea'es
Is e.S g."
De Puefto-Rico la Habana..s 10 "a Slo
De iders Santandee, Cadiz
Barcelona (via Habans)...- 200 100 10
Sc expiden pasaies de ida vuelta con 20 p 3 de
rebaia.
Habra rebaias para las farniiss numerosas con
nincs.
PRIMERA sEGUNDA CAMARA.
On nino hasta de dos enos en- cada famiLa, gre-
ss. Los dernGs hasta amos un cusrto eassle. Los
de "a 12 amos medic pasaie. Los demas paaale en-
tero.
TERCERA CAMARA.
IN Elmo, hasta dos amos gratis. Les ninos hss-
q B ai'os medic passie. Los demas PssaIe entero
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
CGnD2Hl2 oral. TFasatlaItlca
VAp0RBS C0RRE0S FRANCESES,
ITINER-ARTO.

Lines directa de Saa Na2airo veracruz
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
CONDICIONES.

Los hetes y pasajes son pagsderos ea orc
amerjcano6 su equivalente en- moneda corrien-
te con ol ) p.S de aumento.
CONCESIONEs
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15

l mes 3 messs. 9 meses. / aao.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-02-15
Tarifa para la publication de anuncios.

4 INA COLUNNA
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THE FASHIONS.

! The Eaton jacket, with vest and
sash, is jaunty design for young girls.
/ The soft gathered vest remains in
favor for slender girls, and is crossed
/ by belt at the waist line.
| The long Newmarket coat of beaver
or of boucle cloth is worn by misses,
and is long enough to conceal the dress
| skirts
Smooth cloth dresses combined with
plush or velvet are considered safii-
GENTLY dressy for afternoon visits and
day receptions.
English homespun. serge and Cheyiot
gowns prevail to the exclusion of nearly
all others for the street. and at day en-
tertainments.
Very few light bonnets are shown at
the miIliner's, as they are not worn at
the opera, and young ladies donot wear
them at day receptions.
English hats of felt are chosen for
misses these are In the high-crowned
shapes, or else they are lower turbans
with the brim turned up all around.
The latest Importation of bonnets are
combinations of velvet with fur Of the
same shade, the fur being used on the
brin1. and the velvet for the soft crown.
The revival of curled ostrich tips and
flower clusters is predicted for visiting
bonnets that require something more
dressy than plain ribbons and smooth
feathers.
Flowing tresses are less used than
formerly. and when worn by large girls
they are confined by a ribbon at the
nape Of the nape Of the neck instead of
falling straight from the crown.
Milliners make the distinction Of put
ting set bows on the small close Eng
Iish bonnets. especially those Of felt or
cloth. and adding strings TO more
dressy French bpnnets.
Felyeteen and corduroy are liked for
youthful toilettes, and there are esab-
crate combinations OF silk with velvet
or plush for CAV occasions, but tasteful
mothers prefer sample white muslin and |
wool dresses Of light, delicate eolors for
school girls to wear at Christmas din |
ners- family paaEiss. or in q box at the /
opera.
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Nognau's Wages.

All these evils, oyeTwoTk, under pay !
starvation during periods OF illness or
slack times, with their consequences,
the impossiDilit Of obtaining even the
smallest amount of leisure for auuse-
ment OF instruction. the wretched home
destitute of any approach to decency
much less comfort, neglected children.
growing up without care restraint,
and graduating In the streets for q life
of crime, and the temptation 20 supple
ment inadequate earnings b selling
themselves. all these might be greatly
aileviated were female labor properly
organized. 1t is by reason of The ter
rihle competition among the operatives
that employers can get the work taken
at the prices they offer. I'll the first
conner refuses to make a shirt for two
pence less than cost OF cotton there are
hundreds of others ready TO accept such
terms. 1t is only when union shall be
substituted FOR isolation. and co-opera-
ton for competition. that we can see I. a
fair day S wages for a fair days work.
and female labor paid at rate some
what IN proportion to its value, As
Mr.. Ruskin says, Government and CO
operation are in all things the laws of
life; anarchy and competition the laws
of death: and what death can there be
more awful than the living death TO
which the present condition of trade
dooms thousands OF industrious and
honest wpnen
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salt into my coffee, and hoped heWould
find rest and returning health in Cali
fornia, I also hoped that | would die
in few minutes, but I didn't say SO.
He thanked me in his courteous man
ner for the wish I expressed, and then
went on:
g There was another. a good one; I
can recollect only the second stanza
How did the first one run?o
And herewith he quoted afew lines
of one of the meanest things | ever
wrote about any man. While he quot
ed my prize poem, pretending to forget
the stanza that referred to himself, I
was confused, but / seemed abstracted,
as / spread five very thick layers OF po-
tatoes on my folded napkin, under the
impression that was spreading a piece
OF bread and butter. said WASH t
very well When | wrote that one, and
had quite forgotten it. Then / attempt
ed to wipe the cold--beaded persplration
from my brow with that napkin, and
added to my embarrassment, must
have appeared embarrassed or eccen-
tlic, [ am sure.
well, the long and short Of tits, MI.
Hendricks remembered every mean
poem I had written about MIR. Tilden
and himself during that bitter CAM
paigE, and he could quote Just enough
Of the innocent, good-natured lines OF
each one to Show me that he had read
it. ] never saw man with such a
memory. [ hope he enjoyed his din
ner. ] think he did. He ate heartily
and miled good naturally all tie time,
and he babe me good-by very pleas
antlY. I am confident / showed off to
good advantage. IF / did Idissembled.
tI didn't feel that way at all, But I
didn't run. I sat there and took my
punishment like man, When Mr.,
Hendricks went to his train arose and
sought Nh W0rmley to tell him about
it. He was lying on the floor behind
the cigar counter, wheeling and chok-
ing like a man trying to laugh himself
to death. / began to get mad. [ said:
See here, Mr.. Worrnley' He fee
bly, motioned me away, Train time,
he gasped. Go to Burlington; go
away. Let me die in peace.
Il turned away and got on my train.
( did wrong I ought to have licked
Worrnley while he was helpless. 1t
was the only chance ever had. And
/ never dined again with Mr.. Hen
driLks'
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Conldn't Stand the Test,

who is this young fellow who has
been sparkling you for the last SIX
monthS?n suddenly inquired the old
man Foraker the other evening as he
looked up to his daughter"
willie Blank. she demurely an
swered.
Worth any thing?'
Not much, but be has prospects. =
''Humph! don't like his looks. He
has d bad temper
why, papa, he's an angel Nothing
on earth can make him angry.
'sDoes he wear. a plug hat?n
I'll, yes. H5's .JJris5C Doagdtt 'zfEW
one-a regular daisy
u never saw it in the hall
Put he takes it in the parlor with
him. !"
9 see, vo,l may run along now.
That evening, after Mary and her
beau had got comfortably seated, the
old man went coughing and stamping
into the parlor The lovers plug hab
sat on chair. Foraker walked over 10
that chair and sat down with all his
might, smashing the hat fat as a ten
cent piece, and observed:
Fine evening, sir What DO the
papers tonight have to say about the
Servian Bulgarian troubles?''
The young man grew red aud then
white. Heattempted to speak but the
words would not come. He finally got
up, cast one annihilating look on the
old man, ignored the girl entirely, and
walked straight out of the room and
tie house. As he descended the steps
the girl ran TO the door and called:
Willahl Willah Won,tryou speak
TO me?''
The old man followed her and called:
Boy, you'll catch cold In your head
Without hat!F
But the young man never halted nor
turned his head, and when his hoof-
beats could no longer he heard on the
walk the father turned to the girl, and
said
Il WAS right, Mary, in regard to his
temper. A Young man who won't let
his intended father-in-law smash his
plug hat is no chap for you to marry
Beware Of him as you would the deadly
boa constructor. Detroit Free Press. /
The Northwestern standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1885-1886, 1885-12-19
Which is The Best Meal.

a correspondent has written to ask
which OF the three daily meals We con-
slider most profitable and enjoyable.
1t is an Important question, for what
We eat is either the cornerstone Of hui
man happiness on the eap-stone of hui
man misery. The heart, the brain
health and long life may be hunailiating,
but il is true.
Lunch with NEST men is a farce. "A
The Northwestern standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1885-1886, 1885-12-19
Maggie and Mamie.

One Of the converts of the Catholic
church for which Mrs Gen. Sherman is
credited is none other than classical
Mary Anderson. This event took place
just previous TO her debut, and il re-
quired the most earnest persuasion of
her friends to keep her from becoming
a nun in 1875 and 1876, Her Kentucky
relatives rallied and gradually induced
milder consideration. So she CON
tents herself by carrying as much of the
devotional paraphernalia as practical
on her touring. An altar OF rare wood,
placed at the head Of her bed, is laden
with two wax candles, d crucif1. a
Dresden Urn for the holy water and a
prayer-book constantly in demand.
Margaret Mather liver very privately
In the Union Square hotel. receives no
visitors, makes no calls. aud has no in
terest outside her profession. She
drives through the Central Park every
day, but always III a close coupe. Tecog-
nizea By no one She is very hard
student, works necessarily and Is ready
to take lessons from any professor
that will tend towards her improve
msnt. She cannot only ride and drive.
but rows. fences. is splendid shot. a
skilled archer, capital skater, and is
capable of more evolutions IN dancing.
swimming and gymnastics than the
average professor Of the same. She
dimes alone with her maid. and even
old residents In the hotel are ignorant
of her vicinity. Truly there is no royal
road TO learning.