New-York tribune., 1885-03-23
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

new swlndling dodge has just TO light in
London. A solid looking man rented handsome place
In fashionable neighborhood. Then he called on the
vicar parish All Saints. Noting HILL and offered
to place beautiful and costly stained glass window In
the church His offer gratefully accepted AMI the
rector introduced him to the best peoI e This made
easy Tor him TO run up heavy bills with every tradesman
in parish Finally he disappeared leaving his unpaid
bills behind him. The firm to whom he gave the order
the window generously presented it to the church
There is sign on an UPTOWN millinery store which h
aa :, en-, ad our sw Your sgn TO coe In In and
tho kids I've got pair at home, ana thought
mine. HoT many have your The proprietor sternly
bOys."-l Kingston Freeman
Paddy Ryan, who has been thirstng for sugger
sulllvans blood that cannot find any
one with $500 who is willing to back him to whip
Sullivan lie also announces that he will withdraw
prize Fighting enterprise in view or tho bright
prospects OF political future which he says before
him. II must DO that he candidate for Alderman OF
Chicago.
A Massachusetts, card room is said to boast these
notices: " Up and up Is the motto OF this club -;
do all tho swearing getting drunk aud vulgar talking
for the establishments Waterbury American.
HIS TALENT
He sent sonnet once
To all the magazines,
Telling how April hunts
For hues to paint springs green's.
Room for the little 'pome ."
No editor could find
1t ever travelled homo
Respectfully declined"
lie wept then wrote Of hogs
"Trlching and Their Harm -
Who edited The Farm.
That week letter came
Which saved his hopes from wreck:
accept 'TrichinB. Name
Your terms. viii send a check"
John Acton In Philadelphia Call.
,,oc,hor 90 ,ba ArLanasw Iepisatura I'm ef
he bill concerning the carrying OF pistols, said Gentle
Of the Legislature of Arkansaw, please hear me.
For several months have heard you fellows talk about
fool things, but now you hit me where live. think
that every man ought to tote pistol for The . consS 10
hampered. am religious man and tote pistol.
stand oller citizens, that don't interfere with
mans right, hut to feel free ana easy we must all
tote gun ~ Arkansaw Traveller
The London Saturday RereD speaks of Mr.. Theodore
/. De vinuc as Now-York printer, whom our Clarks
and whitnghams would find il hard to oxcell."
lady who had been reading OF tho dissatisfaction
with which the Creoes have received George Cables
DR. SEWER said TO her husband: don't understand
and ne% they are sroSag about the
Georgia cable. II the Georgia people want to build
cables don't think Its anybodys business Il lArkansaw
Traveller.
It is said that war will be made dogs and girl
walters in the summer hotels this
ExtenuatIng Circumstance You are accused OF
having snatched handful of small change from the till
OF grocery store on SAID Justice legener
Jim Webster colored prisoner. "Ies, yer honor,
knows did, but when man am hungry and haint lad
muffin eat for more dan two days no am desperit an
crazy aud doan what he does. But 10 appears
that ut the time you stole handful O small change you
had So bill III your pocket" =" Dat am so, but did
not want ter bust 80 bill As soon as you puSts 20
bill. hit melts right away. ."-tIexas siftlns''
When decrepit old entered Madison-aye. car
Yesterday twenty-one Americans saw him reach up
trembngly to catch hold OF a strap. They that he
~ unable to reach 1t couldn't straignten his
hack 40 they permitted him to lean his stick. They
must have felt severely rebuked when Japanese young
man rose at the front OF the and sprngng nlmby
% the old mans side took him tenderly by the and
led him to his Then he tipped his hat to the white
leads and took his stand In the middle OF the car.
We hardly credit the report that Ex-Governor Click.
of Kansas, to DO made Commissioner OF Agriculture
IL Is improbable. Click IA vastly ignorant OF farming,
his sole experience III that industry consisting OF the
dismal failure pet scheme which he devised for
raising sdccotash by planting sweet anu Lima beans
in tue hill. .-IPhiladelpha Press.
Mayor Iatrobe has glvcn Higgins character from his
last placo.
From New-London there beautiful mirage
visible the sound Tuesday afternoon The hills OF
Long Island seen mt an apparent altitude or more
than hundred feet above tho horizon. Several ships
and the Sound had the appearance OF being
suspended In mia air, with their inverted reflections
hanging gracefully beneath them, forming very pretty
and picturesque view.-l Hartford Times.
When Finland girl wishes to leave the country, she
has 10 go first 10 her clergyman and partake oi tue
and procure letter OF recommendation from
him; next physician and obtain from HIN afer an
examination certificate OF permission To remain absent
specified number Of years This cerncato costs
her about $40 IL she returns promI ty ut tue END o the
time prescribed all Is we'll; but II not her name Is
erased from the book In which has been entered ana
she B considered having violated her contract with
the Government and loses her citizenship forever
LCardin Mail.