Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-12-07
BRIGHT BITS.

Full many gem Of purest ray serene
Inc Ozark, hnfathOmed caves OF ocean bear;
AND now full many mad at church 10 seen,
Showing her sea skin sacque to others there.
-PGtyS5WrG CbrOH{c1e- Telegraph.
THERE is palpable difference between men
and angels. III 'dam had Tipped on a banana
peel his fall would We kept pnsterity on a
broad grin. But the an els would have wept
and bountifully supplied m with arnica and
court-plaster.-Ch tcG90 Telegram.
GEORGE WOLF, farmer of Belrose. N. Y,
has offended his neighbirs by selling his wife,
weighing 200 pounds, for 50 5O-a trife over lie.
pound. Il is not surprising that his neigh
bors took umbrage at his action. If wife is
not worth &c. a pound, she is not worth a cent.
-N0TTtstoaoR Herdld.
JEAN INGELow. in one of her charming
stories. tel US that the owls call is but tn o
notes of music tied together with a moan.
wonder what constant reader or ''close
observer would say of cats meow-that it
Is series of notes not easily severed with a
brlek.-E'fttsbUr9 ChrOHtcke-T Telegraph.
A HINT TO MOTHERS -Wife-"They saw
President Cleveland don't kiss the babieS.'
Husband-"Fact aud it shows what a sensi-
BILE fellow he is Wife, sympatheticallv-
We'll, do think he might kis the little girl
babies" Husband-"Oh. u he gets second
term some OF 'em may be happy yet. A few
years makes BIZ difference in girl baby
Boston Globe.
BRowN-''Everybody seems to be dying of
pneumonia nowadays"
Robnson-"Yrs, everybody that's civilized
You never heard Of an Indian dying of pneu-
monla."
Brown-"That's so; queer. ISN'T itq 1 won
der why they don't have it."
RObinsOn-1Probably because they never
heard OF IT, tell you it's great thing to be
uncivilized."
''FATHER," he asked in his childish wav.
''suoposing you owned a silver mine way out
in Nevada. nd you was afraid 1t would spoil
in not Weather2' ''SpOsl! HOw?' well, |
don't know how, but the boys all say you had
10 use salt 10 carry IL through, and | was
going to ask" That's enough sir It's
already four minut past your usual bed
time. You go 10 bed ana let the boys say on !"
- Wall Street Nel0s.
JoNEs-",smith, you are the LATEST man
ever saw"
Smith-'CorPect"
JOnes-'They say you sleep Is hours out of
every "a"
Smilh-"Correct."
JOnes-"Wha hat do you do it fOr?"
Smith--"In order to economic. You see
1t costs nothing to sleep, but the moment you
wake up expenses begin"
SHE SPOKE THOUGHT EssLY. -"Well, Etha-
linda de Wigs, don't see how you could go
and engage yourself to that old Slmpklns
WHY, he hasn't tooth in his head,S ex-
claimed Miss Wigs dearest friend, when she
heard of the engagement. t'Well, dear" was
the reply. you mustn't be too bard IN him on
tnat account, Tor he was porn that Way."
IVA neY didn't know that, or ] wouldn'
have said anything about IT," was the sympa-
thetic response.- PtttSbUrg OATonicLe.
LOVE AND MAFRIMOFY-
'Rread anu cheese and Kisses"
Such the height of bliss is,
SO the lovers say,
Live on love and chances,
Dreams and tender fancies,
That's the lovers way.
Meat piled upon dishes,
Such our height of wishes,
Married folks will say,
Onion's, bee g and taturs,
Best for human naturs,
Married folks sway.
-GoodaUs Sun.
''WHoS that at the kitchen door," asked
Mr.. Jollik OF his young wife last Sunday,
just after breakfast.
''Ips a tramp, and I'm bothered TO death
with Them" she repli d,
await a minute, my dear" said her hus-
band. I'M fix him SO he won't trouble you
any more "
He Sised her and went out, and in i've MIN
utes he returned.
'Well,' queried his wife, ibid you & X him?''
Yes; gave him something to eat"
'Why, you shouldn't have done that. He'll
be sure to come right bark and worry me
more than ever" she said petulantly.
Oh, no, ne wont. gave him pocketful of
those biscuits you made for breakfast. -
Christian al Work.