New-York tribune., 1885-10-20
BOTH GOT 'ESI.

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He wears a handsome watch and chain
Aud lauDdered cuffs and collars
Is dressed in broadclOth, SWINGS "A cane
It's plain he's got the dollars
NO..
His hat is battered, coat threadbare
He owns cufs nor collars
He has no decent clothes to wear,
But he has got the dOors
-(Boston Courier.
A new street has Just been constructed ia BERGEN
Norway ont Of proeseds of liquor licenses II mas
been appropriately named DraI1uuensye, which means
GrOgway.
Bob Elan. Baker County coon hunter; gives us the
following recipe for cooking Fust kech lie coon
den skin him. len parbie bp, take him OF and Tut him
agin and bring him down TO small moist and
70 pods pepper and salt Ia Ills karkess and eat
him right out Oh dc ubun."-l Leary GA Cot rtor.
That enthusiastic not say rabid temperance organ
this CITY, The Voice, doyOes ncarly half page
space advertising certain WINE company. It prints
plctnres OF building where the wine is made and OF
the bottles n which II Is put up. IL gives ravishing
descriptions of the fine" roh" dry" AMI fruity"
brands sold by the company which make the
mouth OF a reformed drunkard water. II any such read
The Voice To prevent any mistake 1t gives the post
Office address Of tho company, and all other particulars
TO aid any who may wish tn purchase the wine All this
is done free The Voice won't get from tho wine
company this astonishing piece OF dvertsing
therefore the wine company will rise VI and call The
Voice blessed. That professeJy moral paper an
opponent OF liquor should thus surrender its columns TO
advertising company which manufactures wine In
order hurt political opponent is painful exhibition
OF immortality. We fear The Voice is cracked.
Recently a ranting Chicago Communist gathered a
crowd and entertained them with his diatribes the
inequalities OF Tones and poverty lie IN the midst
OF his fiery declarations that the capital OF the rich
belonged to tho borng classes. when clear voice
from tho crowd, You've got gold watch AMI haven't
any. | yours" The speaker nOnplussed
Recovering himself however. he said: bought this
watch and paid for It," Don't make any difference"
persisted tho voice. You've got god watch. and
haven't i want IT," The talker was ehecknated and
the meeting broke up Boston Traveller.
Mrs Mugwump smith: " You know. Mr. Jones, Muggy
dear Isn't 1t funny he has IyOne into the railroad
cOntractiIbusness read IN two or threr papers
that Jones he pays tho freight What does he
TO do thai for r.
Mugwump Smith: " Well. don't know. But he can't
pay any freight for rne this year, The scales have
fallen from my eyes, rs 1t were"
Twas dabious evening at tho Iyceum and the fire in
the old box seemed smoke and shoulder
than burn. that might accord With cerulean
the al ttuOsphere.
Jes' wot dun 1t in Ohio wuz them contaminated
pr0hibishiOnists, remarked 81 SlpShol shifting
tobacco uuid.
"Why, thort them WIZ wot we depended on Z" noted
Rube Rations, slightly astonished.
$50 did. Rnbe, we did; but tn dispatches seq
that the prObishOnlsts vote from tn Democracy"
"W-ha [! A Democratic prbhbishionist We'll, I'll
he burned! Have another lift o ohio woe on me"
The back room was Invaded and the pOtaUons
extra deep Hartford Post.