New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-02
TIE TALK OF The DAY.

Tho bigamst who told Justice German at Jefferson
Noret Court that he couldn't live with his first wife
because she chewed snuff, might have added "That
reasons 'snuh'
Now sir" said iu defense OF the recent session
NJ the Arkansas legislature point II you can, 10
,sis ACT onr of the way" "Oh, OF them are out
Of the way replied some one but t1ey % Cs and
Wheu. sir T. Wnen the next legislature ineo'' anu
| repeats them. II Arkansaw Traveller.
Killing snakes has become sudden industry In Contra
Park Four dead reptiles lay together In pain near
Mount st. Vincent yesterday Mothers Win pareiooted
boys can take warning
In China and Japan every landowner has TO plant
~ m,"oher Of Irses Out Ia the wild West Ia this
eeran ~ aerent No person ia respected who does
not occasionally plant man.-lPeoria Transcript
last it seems 10 be settled Mr. Kelley will not
| have chance TO make Rome howl
THE PASSING OF THE PIE.
| King Arthur at his Table Round.
sat with his knights, and there was sOuhu
| When all at once Sir Lancelot
| lin spake: IL waxeth AWFUL hot
VIII some one pass the pie Y
Sir Gaahad at this arose.
Sir Gal was some on ,i sniSh lh po'e'
"Thourt late, Sir Knight, quoth Galahad,
For one who wants his pie 50 bad!
The pie, Sir L. Is OUT !
Then did Sir Lancelot arise
Aud pulled hls VISOR DER his eyes
His face was tamy not
"No pie" cried he. Aud this TO me |"
-fLouisyllle Courier-JournaL
The baseball umpire now prepares
Himself against disaster,
And LAYS in quarts OF arnica
And yards oil sticking plaster.
-lBoston Courier
nTraverss latest" has now been travelling about the
china unite long enough to entitled to the houors OF
rrut Driving along in light trotIng wagon no espied
Gov,rnor Dorshemer on the sidewalk, drew up along
.,da and asked HIM to get In. The porty statesman
,d from the skeleton wheels TO the narrow space on
h s.at and after a careful survey or the vehicle SAID,
" I'm afraid I'm big for that trap OF yours S-n-o
stuttered Travers, "p'Pper-perRaps you are not 30
b-Dbig as you think you are"
csn,a,n I. A. Ponder comes to tho front with the
noat proi0o guinea yet reported 70 Us, having iounu Oh
his premises the other day guinea nest III Mulon
sixy guinea eggs Tuanks, captain, Tor tue report VI
sneH prosperity In the egg business IN airy season
when Tue rain does come, we ike TO see u IAN IA SINAI.
drops aud heap OF EN- Cahhot tEat suino1n =, 20 .
to come down AMI locate her nest On our lot
E,ist IN please the children, you KNOW, VINO naSe y
s5eeai fondness for gathering up Ss-tMonfoe "a''
| Advertiser.
Talking about ieaplng into fame the Rochester
,argvuan who preached few weeks ago ON the qucs-
| It, - Ia tina Devil Success T. beats them ALL Ills
eno has been commented on by every paragrapher In
e country and We quite expect to SEQ Ii referred to by
| the foreign press.
| co,racticut's new law concerning obscene and
immoral publications prohibits toe sae, gilt e.o nos
only of indecent aud obscene looks aui papers Dut also
sne as are devoted wholly principally To the pubiiea
tiun OF erma pictures anu stories OF ueeus Oh
bloodshed, lust and erime.-iepringuelu uhion
familiar feature Of the Yale Harvard race course az
New London Conn.,, the black ana Dalterou ou hu' ~
the war steasner Florida will DO missing this year. ihe
large yessel was anchored for many years ~ the grass
grown navy yard wharf, nosr the hnish, ana is oseAa