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McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

A CARD.-To all who are suffering from
errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous
weakness, early decay, loss of manhood, &C.,
Will send q recipe that will cure, FREE OF
CHARGE. This great remedy was discovered
by missionary in South America. Send self
addressed envelope to REV. JOSEPH 7. INMAS,
Station d, New York.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Cuts and Wounds. Always brings the hair in its orgi-
nal color In SOC and LOO at Druggists by mall
j. w. COLE 81 Co., Props, Black River Falls, Wis.
It takes pretty smart phrenologist to tell
what Is in a barrel by examining its head.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Restless, fretful, crying children are suffer
ing and need for their relief DIR. WIN
CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP, which is use
full not only for all the disorders of teething
infants, but cures coughs, groups, sore throat,
collie and cramps of older children, and should
always be kept in every house for emergencies.
Only 25 cents. Sold by all druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

From among the many testimonials received
we select the following written by j. Fl Car
ter, a resident of Phelps county, Mo-, who
says, 81 have used Sherman's PRICKLY ASH
BITTERs to the best advantage, and can hon.
estly testify that it has done myself and family
an immense good, and from my experience
recommend it highly to all sufferers
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

The religion of the Mexicans seems
to have been absorbed by their vices, or
their vices by their reli gion, for even
their lotteries and their gambling dens
seem to sail under the patronage of the
saints.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

One-third of all who die in active middle life
are carried off by consumption. The most fire.
quent cause is a neglected cold, cough, hoarse-
ness, bronchial trouble or asthma, all of which
may be permanently cured by EILERT EX-
TRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY.
Sold by druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Many medicines now on the market owe
what virtue they possess to the presence of
powerful and poisonous drugs. HuNr's
Kidney and Livcr] REMEDY IL purely vege-
table aud win not injure the feeb1est and most
delicate person.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29
Bulwer was right; there's no such word as
fail. 1t is modified into assignment

Miss Alice Rickel, of West Union, Iowa, who
has been paralyzed for five years, is now at
Drs. Dickerson & Stark's Surgical Institute at
Kansas City, for medical treatment. The
Surgeons are hopeful of restoring to Miss
Rickel the use of her limbs.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

A farmers wealth depends on the condition
of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they
are especially liable to distempers, fevers,
colds. and all diseases which destroy animals.
Thousands of dollars are saved annually by
that valuable old stand by, UNCLE SANS
CONDITION POWDER.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Sprains, bruises, stiff joints, burns, scalds,
and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sans
Nerve and Bone liniment. Sold by druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

A process has been invented by Prof.
Elder. of the state industrial school at
Vienna. which he calls orthocromatic
photography, and which enables the
photographer to reproduce colors in
exactly the same tones as they appear
to the eve.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29
Without q Scar

Certain astronomers now claim that the ap
parent diameter of the sun varies periodically
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Headaches, constipation, liver complaint,
billiousness are cured by that mild, cleansing
remedy which never produces pain, ELLERrS
Sold nv dr1ppists
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29
JOyfullY AStOniShed.

Mr.. James Brunt, deputy sheriff, Bal
timore, Maryland, writes: 'In an expe-
rience of thirty years 1 have become
acquainted with numerous so-called
specifics for coughs and colds, but
never before experienced such surpris-
ing efficacy as was obtained from the
Red Star Cough Cure. was attacked
with a severe deep-seated cold and
cough. suffered for some time, and
tried this valuable remedy. was COM
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

German socialists have a fourlshing club in
Kansas City. 1t is designated mo. West"
and has upwards of 100 members
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Worms cause peevishness, fevers, convul-
sions and frequently death A pleasant, safe
and certain remedy is DR.. JAQUE'S GERMAN
WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Yes, son, we call that kind of hat stove
pipe, because it scots our clothes and makes
draft-on our pockets.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Boston street flower-sellers dodge the city
license by standir g upon a small corner that is
owned by the United States government.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Coughs and Hoarseness.-The irrita-
ton which induces coughing Immediately re-
lieved by use of "Bropn's bronchial T'rocies.''
Sold only in boxes
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Another project is on foot to bridge the
Hudson river in the vicinity of Poughkeepsie
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

The sold reliable Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

An economical man will keep the leather of
his harness soft and pliable, which preserves it
from cracking or ripping. He always uses
Harness Makers,
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

"Cover'' is what The English broker calls
smargin.''
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

The man who sows taffy seldom reaps crop
Of sugar-csne.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

The New York bank statement shows re
sexve increase of s., 100000 The banks nov
hold 3S1, 100000 In excess Of legal require
ucnts.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

The balance of power-When wheel gets
on a dead center.
Lynn and Haverhill, Mass, together made
nearly shoes enough in 1884 to shoe half the
population of the United States.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

New York City derives 100000 year from
ferry-hnafs
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

A replica Of the lost Bronze Hercules by
Lysippus, has been discovered in lumber
room of the Loure museum.
A bachelor of arts-An accomplished lady
killer
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

'sHello! Bro. Gardener. The Omaha
Weekly Bee and Rural Nebraska, 20
pages, 80 columns, year, 1925, only
25c more than the Bee alone. This in
cludes ticket in Bees $4,000 premium
distribution. Weekly Republican and
Rural, 1 year, $1.40. Or S1.0O knife
or 5OO-p ge dictionary free to all who
send $1.Ot for years subscription to
the Rural. Address H. S. Smith, pub
Usher, Omaha, Neb. Mention this paper.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29
Rheumatism

II is established fact that Hoods sarsaparIlla
has proven an Invaluable remedy in many severe
cases Of rheumatism efecting remarkable cures by
its powerful action in correcting the acdty OF tbs
blood. which 10 the cause OF the disease. and purify
ing and enrichlng the vital nu!d.
It is certainly fair that what Hoods Sar
saparila has done for others IL viii do you There
FORE II you suffer the pains and aches OF rheumatism
give this remedy trial.
"For twenty years have been afncted with rheu-
matism: Before 1888 ] found no relief, but grew
till was almost helpless. then began taking
Hoods Sarsaparilla, and IL did me good than all
the other medicines i ever had" II. T. BALLOON
Shirley, Mass.
~ suffered from what the doctors called muscular
rheumatism. took Hoods Sarsararllla and am
tirey cured" j. v. A PRoUJFoor, letter carrier.
Chicago, Iii.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29
Above all other earthly ills.

AD0Ve all Other earthly Ills,
] hate the big, old-fashioned pills;
BY slow degrees they downward wend,
And often pause, or upward tend;
With such discomfort are they fraught,
Their good effects amount to naught.
Now, DR.. Pierce prepares pill
That just exactly fills the bill
A Pellet, rather, that is all
A Pleasant Purgative, and small;
just try them as you feel their need,
You'll find that speak truth. indeed.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

For Indigestion Take Aliens Iron Toni
Bitters All genuine bear the signature OF j.
Allan, Druggist, st. Paul, MINI.
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29
Farmers, Folly.

"Miss Florence, do you love beasts?" IAN
to consider that as proposal, sir!" was the
lady's quick retOrt
McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, 1885-01-29

Would It be just to say that all physician:
partially get their living by pill-agef
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
The Northern Extension.

1t seems the northern extension scheme
is not yet dead. Parties were in the city
yesterday endeavoring to arrange for the
building OF the road. They are said 20 be
thoroughly responsible and capable men,
and are al present negotiating with some of
Sedaliais les ding business men with view
70 organizing company. Their plans are
being carried on very quietly, but BAzoo
scribe yesterday learned incidentally that
the gist of the proposition is to build and
equip the read as soon as Sedalia and Pettis
county shalt have subscribed SI75, 900.
For which amount she is to receive one-half
or So, 500in FIRST mortgage bonds, and the
other half in stock. The projectors of the
scheme agreeing to furnish the remainder
of the capital on the same terms. How
this scheme will work remains to be s. en-.
But il is stated that in a few days mass
meeting will be called and the proposition
will be submitted in writing for the action
of the people.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
BAZOO BUZZ.

-Caterpillars are playing havoc with
a good mauy of the shade trees just now.
Quite a number of Sedalia's colored
couriesans have concluded to emigrate 10
q more congenial locality. They can be
spared.
Mr.. J. c. Brandon, of Salt Springs, has
rented the Tuckett house and will occupy
1t with the family of Mr.. p. Struggled and
both will send their children to the
university.
Geese and brantes were flying south
last night, something which has never been
recorded as occurring in August before, and
q thing which is considered an infallable
precursor of cold weather within forty
eight hours.
"A pleasant little party was given Fri
day afternoon at the residence OF Mrs. 6.
w. Wharton, in honor of her graud-dsugh-
ter Pearlie McCullsgh's sixth birthday.
Miss Pearlie was made the recipient of 8
large number of presents. A very fine
supper was served and the young guests
HAD an altogether grand time.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
MRS. MILLBR'S SEMINARY.

If you desire the young idea to Shoot,
send to Mrs. Miller's seminary.
Miss Annie Lupe, of Lamoute, will At
tend the seminary this scholastic year.
The most pleasantly located school in
the city, is Mrs. Miller's, on Broadway.
Mrs. Millei's school for young ladies
and girls, will open tomorrow morning.
Miss Helen A. Goodwin will be the art
teacher in this seminary for the coming
year.
Several young ladies from other places
have already arrived to attend Mrs. Miller's
school.
Miss Mary Potter, of Clifton, will he in
town this evening to attend school at the
seminary.
Miss Julia Robinson, Of Spring Valley,
Kan, arrived yesterday to spend year In
Mrs. Miller's seminary.
O. new recitstion room has been fitted
up and several Improvements have been
added to make the school more commOdi-
Gus and convenient.
Prof. J. NJ. Chance will meet all those
who wish to come under his instruction In
music at Mrs. Miller's seminary, on Men,
day morning at $50 o'clock. Apply early.
Number limited.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
SHE WANTED HER LETTER.

At the Sedslis post-ofice yesterday even.
ing during the distribution of the mail,
and before the general delivery was opened,
a colored woman vociferously called upon
the postmaster to hunt her up letter
"anyhow." "Mr. postmaster, l want you
to hurry up and give me my letter; | amt
time to be foolin' round here" SAID she.
No attention, of course. was paid her ex-
cept by the crowd outside, who laughed
and cheered her, while Mr.. Blair and the
clerks within kept on busily distributing.
Presently her attention was attracted 10
several persons walking up with keys, open
ing some of the boxes and taking out mail
matter. This set her off again. "Look
here. / want my letters; here's desc rich
white people kin come an open dem little
windows, and git dere letters, an you won't
give me mine" "You'll have to wait until
the general delivery is open," said one of
the bystanders. "Well OATS what L call
inj:stice," said the woman, 'to let some
folks have dere letters an den make some
wait an sposiD, amt got any srier all
Say movies look over dem letters an see
if / amt got ope."
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
Rather Disguised.

81 knew it. Just see him walk" said
Officer Stosberg In a petulant voice, as a
reporter approached him at the corner of
Main and kentucky yesterday afternoon.
.kuew what. See who walk" queried
the reIortsr.
"Don', you see th,t big niger striking
up Main street with a watermelon under
ole arm and a musk melon under the
other 2"
The scribe was bound to admit that he
did
We'll confound him, he stole that melon
from under my very eyes"
"Why don't you nab him then ?"
"Oh, I'll do that, but I'd like the owner
of the property t. come back, he Just went
round the square" With this remark
Officer So berg started up the street after
the rec4lcitrant coon, and alter allowing
him tn tug his heavy load for two blocks,
the officer called a halt.
swat de mattah boss" said the amazed
coon.
'Oh nothing, only i want you to take
that melon back and lay it down where
you 60, it."
'Isn't de money / paid good boss, or did
/ make stake in de changer"
"Tske the melon back"
docs you iink de man cheated me. Dis
melon am mighty deah AT a quarter. /
thought so when / Dyed It,"
"rake tie melon back to where you got
it."
"Dses We mesn to Gardela's boss?"
81 mean what / say. Take that melon
back and lay it down in the very spot you
t-ok it rom, and be quick about it, or I'll
lock you up"
"Wh Sc to glib me back my quarter,
boss?'
care you going TO take back that mel
ON"
ayes, sab, Tse gene" and the darkey
trsmpei back and laid down the melon.
al say boss," he ssid, as he deposited it, ad-
dressing a vender who sat in wagon near
by, Cd dr't buy dis melon OBJ your
al suppose so, said the huckSter it's one
of my melons and I'm - sure you didn't
seal il from me-"
"Dsr. boss, what's yon -"
"I've got a good deal to say, You internal
scoupdrsl, chipp d in q colored car porter,
coming up. Il bought that melon and
paid for it and sou stole it, you internal
thief.n
as dis yours. too. bcss," replied the
coon, holding out his musk melon.
mo"
"Well, den, Use gwine wild it an you can
keep de water melon. A quarter 3 not
much to lose, no how, and I'd rather lose
two OBJ dem than disgrace myself qusrrelin
wild low down Pullman Car conductor
riggah. Dey am de most disgustin folks
In de world"
And the darkey struck out jus! in time
20 escape vicious kick from the foot of
the conductor, which hoOrediis perpetrator
by its impetus.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
Welded on the Wing.

Thornville, Mo-, August 27.-[Corres.
pondence. Quite little affair occurred
in our community yesterday. At precisely
4 o'clock on the afternoon of the 10Th, Mr..
John W!Ewope, young and prosperous
merchaHtSat Z hornieigh, in company with
Miss Amelia Renscater, handsome young
lady from Marshall, drove up to the resi-
dence of J.Dsr claycomb and called for
Esquire Washbpf1 He had been previ-
ously notified of the contemplated arrange
ment of the young people, and while they
remained seated ia their carriage Judge
Washburr, in few well chosen words,
made the happy couple husband and wife.
Several young ladies who were visiting at
Mr.. Clsycomb's that afternoon walked ont
to the gate to witness the novel ceremony
and offer the young couple the usual coz
.gratulations.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
1T is GENUINE.
The Knights of Labor Order
Concerning Wabash Stock.
Mr.. Drew Says it ia Bona Fida and
Being Enforced.

Mr.. c. H. Drew returned from Kansas
City yesterday and was seen oy BAZoo
reporter who interviewed him in regard to
a publication in a Kansas City paper claim
ing thst the Kansas City Knights OF Labor
were not recognizing the recent order con.
corning the handling of Wabash sock
Wien asked If he hid seen the article
Mr.. Drew stated that he had.
.t"What foundation is there for its state
ments ?" asked the reporter.
"None whatever" replied Mr.. Drew,
"and / was very much surprised 10 see ii
as the publisher of the paper hiss always
professed to be friend 10 the working men
and an active co-oLerstor with the K. OF l. +"
"Is the order not to handle Wabash
stock being enforced in Kansas City ?"
"Yes, s.r. just came from thee and
it is being rig;dly enforced. There
is no member OF the order who
does not obey it and none but know it to
be genuine. The order was given to me by
the committee withsinstruclions TO have it
printed and it was done"
"What is the present outlook of the
case?"
cit is good for the laboring class. There
are no new Gevelopements a. present but
we expect esrly advioes from The confer
ence committees favorable 10 a settlement
of the present differences. In the meantime
the Knights of Labor will hold q quiet but
firm front until their just demands are &C
coded to.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01

Prospects for the Grandest Exhi-
bition Ever Given.

"What is the outlook for the coming
fair" inquired BAZoo scribe of one OF
the officials yesterday.
"Far better than we had dared TO hope
for. We have been rushed with applica-
tons for space in almost every department
TO degree never before eqslled in the his
tory OF the Sedslia Exposition. Notwith-
standing the dullness OF the season, there
seems to be a more healthy competition
than ev, b. fore. and msn who never before
made exhibits are making applica' ion this
year,"
Which departments are likely TO be
most crowded ?"
SWELL, can't say. Every one of them
promises to be filled to the utmost, and we
have already found il Necessary to enlarge
the spa zee in each department. Mechanics
this work and improving the grounds
which are In the best condition they have
ever been."
"How shout the stock eatries ?"
Excellent. They are larger and fairer
than ever before, and we have some of the
finest racers ever entered 10 any speed ring.
Our fair IN all its departments, az I said
at the outset, pronis,s to eclipse ANYTHING
ever UcioIc sccD III OSHLTdl Ourts
"rhe boari ought to be in good spirits
then ?"
Eyes. sir, they are and wish you would
saw thas IhOse desiring to make
exhibit will cons rye their owa
Interests, and save both themselves and
the board a vast amount of trouble If they
will make their wishes kIewn as early as
pr .cticnble. We desire to serve all, and
serve them we'll but as l stated our space in
every d p trtment is almost full now, and
unless future applications are made early
In this week, ir will be impossible for Us 10
make arrangements to accommodate them,
snd they will have to be excluded"
II is gratifying to know tha. the outlook
for SedaIias fair is so flaItering, and it is
10 b. hoped these inter, sted, will act upon
the suggestions made, as there il nothing
more essential to success in any undertak.
ing than promp ness and energy. And
the;e is not a citizen in central Missouri,
who ought not to feel pride in making
the Sedalia exposition a perfect success,
as there is no other medium by which its
thrift, industry produces, and advantages
are so we'll advertised, and made apparent
to the entire country.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
PERSONAL.

DIR. King left last night fot St Louis.
Judge Jro. F. Philips was IN the city
yesterday.
Taylor, the Georgs town gardner, is
serious y i'll.
L. Schroeder is in the city talking
clothing toour merchants.
Major Nelson, the popular cutter, is.
now with j. A. Lamy & Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. T. Walker returned
from visit with friends in Iowa.
"A. Mayer will leave for the east this
week to select his fall stock of milli-
merry.
w. P. Cousley was passenger east last
night, He goes to Alton, ILL.,, TO visit
friends.
j. w. Forsythe left for Kansas City
this morning to accept position with A.
E. Bean.
Mrs. E. N. Butler received dispatch
from Harrisonville and left for that place
yesterday.
Warden D. w. Marmaduke came up
from the Capital last evening on his way
to Sweet Springs.
Judge John F. Philips was in the city
yesterday attending meeting OF the stock
holders of the Sedalia Savings bank.
DIR. Harget, q prominent citizen of
Morgan county, is in the city making ar
rangements to locate here permanently.
DIR. t. T. Mayor and John Grimshaw
left yesterday for Marion county, Kansas,
where they will spend q couple of weeks
hunting the festive prairie chicken.
Allan Mcdowell, grand lecturer of the.
masonic frate nifty of Missouri, will hold
school of instruction at Clinton for three
days, commencing Thursday, September 8.
-Messrs. w. NJ. johnson, the leading
sttorney, and John G. Heohn, mer :hant,
of Tiptor, are in the city on business.
They will remain here to-day and will
probably leave this evening.
IS. w. Maddox and family left yester.
day for Washington, d. e., where they will
take up their permanent residence, Mt
Maddox having been appointed TO posi-
ton in the treasury department..
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-01
Cigar Makers Moving.

Nearly all the dealers in cigars in thi
city have received the following communi-
cation which explains itself:
SEDALIA, August II, 1885
To-. .........SEDALIA, Mo.
rat a meeting of the Cigar Makers
Union, No. 23S, of this city the following
res luIiors were adopted.
WHEREAS, The Cigars Makers Internal
tional Union OF America have expended
great deal Of time and money in advertis-
log the Union Label, label which being
on the ouisids of box or package contain
ing cigars, is a guarantee that sad cigars
were made by q competent and healthy
workman, and as We are opposed to all
scab, rat, chinese aud convict labor being
brought in direct competitor with the labor
of honest wol kmen, therefore be it
RESOLVED, That we do boycott ali per-
sons who do buy or sell, or cause to be
bought or sold, and cigars which are not
provided With the Union Label.
But knowing that some dealers have on
hand large amount Of what we term scab
cigars, and in order to give such dealers
ample time to dispose of such goods, We
further resolve to postpone said boycott for
thirty DAYS JOHN i. HARIGAN,
Secretary Cigar Makers Boycott Committee