Mexico weekly ledger., 1885-01-08

II the skating rink ball has faded.
II troubles or fires ever come
slngly
When Willie Bradley will give an
other ball.
If Mike Gorth amt the dandy
landlord.
If Gene Tomlinson amt the boss
bouncer.
If we won't all go to zee Louise
Sylvester.
II there won't be lots Of fun at the
rink tonight.
What w. B. McIntire really thinks
Of Arkansas.
How many Of the boys have not
broken over.
Why Billie Weinand did not finish
dancing the set
Why Mexico hasn't more charita-
bly, inclined people.
How Mrs. Show gets time to write
us three letters a day.
II Dave Tomlinson was not glad
to find he was insured.
When G. G. White, Of vandalia,
is going to preach again.
Don't fail to see the Jolly Pathfind-
ers at Opera House Jan. IS.
The name of the young lady who
wishes to become q hummer.
II Vandalia young folks don't have
a hard time getting married.
If A. Larkin Bennette amt a
double-and-twisted hummer.
If Rentfrow's Jolly Pathfinders
amt way up in ''G." January ID.
How many Mexicans will attend
the Governor EMANCIPATION Monday.
What has become of John Creasey.
chairman of the hummer committee.
If Bob Kemp really took Tommie
Bell for 8. ace horse the other day.
Who carried nine pints of whisky
to the country in pair of gum boots.
How much Harry Moore's quilt
will cost him before he gets done with
it.
If the LEDGER don't always make
q haul when it throws out its tow
line.
If the jolly Pathfnders band pa
rade won't be the parade Of the sea.
sou.
What miscellaneous stands fol
in the report Of the expenditures Of
the city.
If the people who have been hunt
ing for rheumatism weather are no
satisfied.
II it is not easy to turn over a new
leaf but hard to keep it from clip
ping back.
If Heckler really killed a Demo
crat and Republican with his engine
the other night.
If the "History of Audrain Coun'
ty" isn't a handy work to go to fol
obituary notices.
II a man cannot take q ride ovel
the haunted hill without the whole
earth kicking about it.
If some of our "clean sheets" ar,
not falling from grace, judging from
some things they publish.
Why, when the paper mail il
brought into a family, every one wants
to read the LEDGER first.
If last weeks LEDGER was not tn,
largest and best paper ever issued II
Mexico or Audrain county.
If Tom Bell did not find q valuabl'
Xmas present in his boot the othe
morning-from his master, Ed Wade
If a prominent citizen really want
ed to bet 500 that the ghost Of tn
haunted hill knew where Trlm5le was
II next Saturday won't be a gal
day in Mexico? 1t IS the day Sc
apart for the hummer committee t.
meet.
What made Bob White, POM
Plunkett, Dave Gentry and other
get off of Murray & Sons table s
quick.
If some people who are too tool
proud and afraid to associate wit
some folks are net liable to get q IA
some day.
Why the good old custom of re
ceiving and calling on your friend
New Years day is being abandone
in Mexico.
Where you get as much news q
you do in the LEDGER unless you al
a member in good standing of SON
sewing society.
4 If mi contemporary is not envior
of the reputation Of the Haunte
Hill? This is the reason for fussin
} so much about it.
Why our merchants send to S
Louis to get their bill heads printe'
and then fuss at home papers for nj
doing enough for them.
!, If some of Mexico's society your
ladies don't get along together abo'
their parties the same way politician
do at conventional Pull togethe
girls.
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