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, 1885-09-27

No medical man has ever been made a
peer in England They do not fulfll the
conditions indispensable to ennoblement,
A peer must be wholly disconnected with
trade or the active practice Of a profes.
sion. and only such persons as have ceased
TO be engaged in the exercise of n remun
eraiive vocation can be ennobled.
, 1885-09-27
A HEI,,AuLE AurIcIr

For enterprise, push and a desire to get
such goods as will give the trade satisfac-
ton, w. n. Hunt leads all competition.
He sells DIR. B~osanko's Cough and Lung
Syrup, because its the best medicine on
the market, for coughs, colds, Group and
primary consumption. Price 50 cts. and
Sl.OO. SAMPLES free.
, 1885-09-27

We have orders and can place a mum
Der of good two and three year-old Amer.
lean steers, suitable for feeding, at much
better prices than they are worth in Chi
& We sell for cash or on time a,
desired. Address for particulars,
ALTER & GLOVER.
Grand Island Neb.
, 1885-09-27

Subscribe for the Wcellv Louder. a
twelve page paper, containing all the
weeks Geographic and territorial news,
the largest and best weekly paper pub
lished west of the Rocky mountains
$3.50 per year.
, 1885-09-27

The market Tor sheep has been m
what uneven, prices tending upward for
choice muttons and downward on COM
mon stock. Receipts for western sheep
are very large and there is danger of
Cutting the market Latest sales range
at 81. 5O(d 800 for fair to fancy grades.
, 1885-09-27

- 80 - 80 thkAH NAhANh
you blooming idiot Ask us something
hard.
ARE we going to the devil2' asks Col.
Henry Watterson. Well, that owing a
great deal, old man, to what late company
you keep. Go to the Y. NJ. G. A. %oftener
and Walkers less. and your chances for
safety will improve.
The toadyism of the alleged humorists
to one another, would make a bronze
statue sick at the stomach if it read regu-
larry What the Boys are Saying. " They
work on the principle, you say I'm
funny and I'll say you are funny"
Prr as much money in the contribution
box to day as you do into one treat and
your heart will feel lighter and the contri-
button box will be much heavier. Be.
side you will create a good impression in
a better place than the one your are try
ing to make while treating.
SOME one writes to learn who takes
the pot when three players at draw
poker have each four aces2' Our card
sharp has just gone out, but in his alb
sence it seems safe to say that the fellow
who has the best hand at clubs and grabs
the quickest would take it.
A FASHION paper says, 'LOw-necked
dresses are to be dropped at the opera next
winter. THIS can't be true, they can't
get any lower, and if they could modest
old bachelors wouldn't go to the opera,
and managers couldn't afford TO lose their
patronage Its a campaign lie.
The telegraph yesterday told how
Mary Anderson had made a realistic
scene in Juliet by stabbing herself slight
ly, and accidentally. in the bosom. 1t
has long been a lack of stage realism that
there isn't real water for some of the
Juliets to drown in, or right sharp dirks
to kill themselves with. But Our
MARY is not one of that kind.
Is New England, where Republicanim
has a walk over pretty much all the
time, a property qualification is the law
in some states for voters, and the ability
to read and write is necessary in Others,
and yet the bloody shutters up there make a
terrible howl over the idea-which, by the
way is Il false one-that negroes who own
nothing and don't know b from bulls
foot are not allowed to vote. The negroes
do vote all the same, and this suggestion
is only made to give New England radical
consistency one little, short gag.
, 1885-09-27

Day Dreams.
There hangs within my lonely room.
A picture deity shaded.
OF trees and flowers. all In bloom.
Mid day that's scarcely faded.
The prospect to'ard the horizon.
Il tlnged with vapors golden.
Where days last rays are thrown upon
\ forest wild and olden.
The picture hangs before the chair
Where sat | lately, dreaming.
Aud In it mid the foliage there
An angels form. In seeming,
Arose upon sweet Fancy's wings
And gave me kindly greeting
IFS your dear lace that vision brings
I'm waiting lis repeating.
WIN Iisscher,
, 1885-09-27

Miss Spencer, a first class dress
maker recently from New York,
would inform the ladies' of
Cheyenne that she is prepared to do
dressmaking at her rooms in the Episco-
pal rectorY. Cutting and fitting special
ty. Eastern STYLES and prices.
, 1885-09-27

john II. Parnell. tue Georgia brother
OF the agitator, says that the secret of the
lattcrs success Is "a silent tongue and q
Wutchful eve .
, 1885-09-27

Subscribe for the Weekly Leador, a
twelve page paner, containing all the
week. telePraphic and territorial news.
The largest and best weekly paper pub
lished west Of the Rocky mountains.
$3.50 per year.
, 1885-09-27

| have the largest and most complete
clothing house in Wyoming, and can and
will sell clothing cheaper than any other
house in the territory, b. Holman.
, 1885-09-27

The largest stock OF hne brandies, old
WHISTLES, choice hqueius and superfine
cigars at George Masters well known
house, corner Sixteenth and Ferguson
strceJs.
, 1885-09-27

For sprains, dwellings or lameness
Chamberlain Pain Balm has no equal.
Sold by w. \. Hunt
, 1885-09-27

CHEYENNE TRANSFER CO.
From five pounds per day to a carload at
a time. Reasonable reductions to large
consumers.
, 1885-09-27

Won 1riU s0re money by
buying yOHr boys and
chtIdfeHS' clothing of W.
Marks. Eddy and Seren-
feeRIh streets.
, 1885-09-27

Persons desiring pure Lake Mahapaluta
ice should leave orders at Christ. Mauss'
baker, 3l1 Ferguson street, or with the
undersigned. SLOAN Il Co.
, 1885-09-27
WV LOCAL Nor,crs


\ large roam. fresh mich cow,
branded cstrayed from my premises
in this & city. Thursday. Sept. H..
For her return . liberal reward will be
paid.
+. l.. WARREN.
, 1885-09-27

Schuttler wagons, and a full line of hard
ware at Arp & Conway's.
, 1885-09-27
LITTLE LEADERS.

THERE is a conflict of authority when
two deputy sheriffs have a fight.
, 1885-09-27

For fine watch repairing,
DAVID MILLER. Idelman block
, 1885-09-27

Our tailoring department Is now com.
plete with all the late novelties in fine for
eign and domestic fabrics. b. Hellman
, 1885-09-27

Hardware, stoves and unware, at Arp
4 Conway's.
, 1885-09-27
Notice TO CattIemen.

Trunks and valises largest assortment
at Polack's 5.
, 1885-09-27

A CORRESPONDENT desires to know,
"Who is Canon Farrar?" Why, he's a
big gun of the English church,
you blooming idiot Ask us something
I..l
, 1885-09-27

Don't buy a hat until you have price,
POlaok'a
, 1885-09-27

Knights of Labor meet every Monday
night at 80 in St. Johns hall.
, 1885-09-27

Notice IS hereby given thai pursuant to
section 3, article /, of the bylaws, the
annual meeting of the stockholders of the
Wyoming Development company will be
held at the office OF the company in the
city of Cheyenne. ON Monday, Oct. 3.
1855, at II O'Clock a. m, for the purpose
of e%lecting trustees for the ensuing year,
and for the transaction of such other
business as may properly come before the
meeting.
, 1885-09-27

Underwear in all colors at Polack's.
, 1885-09-27

THos. STuRGIs, Secy.
Cheyenne, Wyo., Sept. %, 1885.
, 1885-09-27
WANTS.


WANTED.-A housekeeper, references
required. Address ?. o. box 2ls9.
, 1885-09-27

ARE we going to the devil2' asks Col.
Henry Watterson. Well, that owing a
great deal, old man, to what late company
you keep. Go to the Y. NJ. G. A. oftener
and Walkers less. and your chances for
safety will imnrove
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-02-20
TO President and Directors OF the
WORLDS Exposition at New Orleans.
CAROLINE b. BUELL.,
Cor. Sec.

Hohored Friends:
We have heard with unfeigned sorrow
that the great Exposition of Gods bless
ings vouchsafed lis as a people, has become
the occasion for breaking His Sabbath law.
That the chief Christian nation of the
world, and especially the portion of that
nation hitherto justly esteemed as the
more %scrupulous i'll hallowing the Lords
day, should set such an example to infidel
and beathen lands seems well nigh incredi-
bic. and we nave anxiously but yainly
awaited the contradiction of a statement so
out of harmony with the genius Of our civ
i~liZatiOn and the illustriouS history OF its
beginning. Permit lis, therefore, in the
found earnestness, to appeal to you. BY
the heroic memories of our past history,
by the s~anctity of American home life,
which owes so much to the Seventh Days
peace. privacy and worship: by the guar
antees and safeguards which come to work
ingmen and their families when the Sab
bath is hallowed; and by the beneficent
future, assured to us as Il Christian repub-
lie, if true to II high calling. we beg you
to close the great Exposition under your
care, upon the Sabbath day,
FRANCES +. WILLARD.
President National Woman's Christian Tenn
perance Union, Ulinoisl
CAROLINA B. BUELL.,
Cor. Sec, (Connecticut.)
MARY \. WOODBRIDGE,
Rec. Sec, (Ohio.)
L.. VI. y. STEVENS.
Asst Rec. See. (NIaine.)
ESTHER PvGH.
Treas, (Ohio.)
Mis-. J. G. BATEuAM.
Supt. Dept. of Suppression of sabbath
Dissertation. (Ohio.)
Headquarters National Woman's Chris
tian Temperance Union, 1G f.. 18th street,
New York.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-02-20

1t is rumored in Trenton that Ex-Goy-
ernor joel Parker is taking advantage of
the rivalry between the Kelsey and Alb
bett factions of the Democracy over the
candidacy of Mcclellan and stockton for
the cabinet to work his way in between, as
New Jerseys representative in the new Adj
ministration.
The annual report Of Adiutant-General
Stryker, of New jersey. shows the Nation-
al Guard of the State to consist of 80 Of
fcers. and 3.0J4 enlisted men, a total of
!. 1888. which is an increase during the
year of forty-six men. The force is organ
lied into fifty companies of infantry andtwo
Calling gun companies. The total num-
Der of men in the State available for mill
tary duty in ease of wal is 223. 914.
Assemblyman ~IIaines. member from
Gloucester county. has introduced a bill in
the Legislature providing for biennial SEES
sions. similar to those in Pennsylvania and
other States. He has been investigating
the matter and says the people do not want
annual sessions. y session once in two
years, according to his figuring, would
prevent the passage of 50 many injurious
and useless measures 1t is probable the
bill will cause considerable discussion when
it comes before the House for passage.
Ex-Assemblyman Van Cleef, of New
Brunswick, was put off the Belvidere d.
vision of the Pennsylvania road On the
Fourth Of July last by the conductor. who
alleged his ticket was worthless. He
brought suit against the company for 81
600. which has been compromised, he re-
ceiying an apology from the company for
rudenesS shown. an agreement to pay all
expenses of the suit and All annual pass
over the entire Pennsylvania Railroad sys-
TEN. Mr.. Van Clecf has agreed to call it
square.
Strenuous efforts are being made To Sc
cure the pardon of James A.. Hedden. the
Newark bank cashier. who is guilty of 4
defalcation. and Levi u. Jarrard. the New
Brunswick collector. who has been con-
victed of enlightenment The confinement
in the State Prison has aim ,st ruined their
health. Jarrard scarcely ever leaves his
cell. and Hedden does nothing more than
answer calls over the prison telephone.
Petitions have been drawn. which, it is re-
ported. are being ~numerously signed by
prominent citizens. and particularly politi-
clans. throughout the State. The petitions
are to be sent to President Arthur.
Judge Nixon and a jury sat in the Uni
ted States District Court. ut Trenton, on
Monday to hear the arguments in the case
of tine United States against Woodward
Warwick, To cover a tax of ten per cent.
upon some So 600 worth of notes issued
by the firm of Warwick & Stcarns. of Glass
boro, in payment of wages to their en-
ployes. Mr.. S. II. Gray. who is counsel for
the defendant. moved for a nonSuit on the
ground that the notes were not issued for
circulation as money and therefore Were
not liable to the tax. He cited from nut
merous decisions. and held that the case
should not go TO the jury. Mr.. keasbey OPP
posed the motion. The ease was postponed
until next Monday.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-02-20
National w. 4. T.. 4. Meetings at New
Orleans.
To THE WHITE RIBBON ARMY.
OFFICE OF TIE PRESIDENT.
E,-.~-r,< Ill Eah IN 1SS.

OFFICE OF TIE PRESIDENT.
EVANSTON, H.. Feb. 10, 1885.
DeaF Sister Workers:
Your response to the appeal for help, has
been 50 prompt and generous. that the w.
{. +. L. department. at the Worlds Ex-
position New Orleans. is a splendid sue
cess. 1T has more visitors in Il day than
attend our great National W. e. T. |. Con-
vention," writes our indefatigable Mrs. J..
r. Nichols, who has for months past de-
voted herself to the enterprise. Mrs.
Judge Merrick writes: ''Our booth is the
gem of the Exposition
Now, it is fitting that while this beauti-
full place illustrates the breadth of our
work by elegant shields for the forty-eight
States and Territories, its variety by BAN
ners from the thirty-eight departments,
its beneticence by rest for the weary, cold
water for the tempted. and literature for
all. we should emphasize the religious and
patriotic character of our work by holding
public meetings. Let it he understood,
therefore, that on Saturday and Sabbath,
March 18th and 18th, the National We
mans Christian Temperance Union will
arrange for special meetings, to be address
sed by our leading representatives, of
which further notice will be given in the
New Orleans papers. Earnest efforts are
being made by our society to help secure
the closing Of the Exposition on the Sab
bath day. tour " department being clos
ed. as a matter of course and with good
prospects of success. The Exposition is
declared to be the finest ever seen in Amer
lea, far exceeding that at Philadelphia i'll
1876. 1t will be at its height i'll March,
and your officers, going from the north, will
earnestly hope to be greeted by a large
representation of our great army from all
parts of the nation.
Yours for God and Home and Native
land. FRANCES +. WILLARD.
President.
CAROLINE b. BUELL.,
Cor. See.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-02-20
The People DO Not Applaud.

me PeOpie DO Not Applaud.
The following is taken from the Bridge-
ton Mars and refers to the recent action of
the Council of that place, in granting
licenses TO the rum-holes of that beautiful
city, and the assertion made by a Bridge
ton paper that people would applaud this
action:
One of your contemporaries must GER
tainly be mistaken if it thinks that .'All
right thinking people will applaud the ac-
ton of Council in the granting of those
eight licenses to make drunkards. pauperS
and criminals for a few paltry dollars to
go into the City Treasury.
The four hundred majority who vote d
against license. among your citizens. DO
not applaud" The mothers whose hearts
ache over the ruin of their boys in the del 5
of crime that those men sanction and agrCe
to protect for SO much of the rumsellers'
profits, do not applaud Very many Of
those even who have hitherto favored IL
cense must be Disguised with that un-
worthy transaction, and they too cannot
applaud.
The true-hearted fathers and mothers of
all those Christian churches. who have
conscientious scruples about the propriety
OF a Christian city's entering into a league
with eight rumSeller's for $4,000 of the i'll
gotten gains, to make respectable the great.
est misunderstanding business of this age.
a business that has no redeeming feature.
that is evil and only evil, cannot zap
plaud.'
That class of thinking citizens WHO
are opposed to all m~onopolies," do not
applaud when the City Fathers sanction
by law. this monopoly of abomination.."
Furthermore sturdy old Cumberland
County has many hundreds. outside your
city limits, equally interested in the moral
phases of this question. Their husbands
and sons are in danger, as we'll as yours.
They know that there is a very poor chance
Tor the young men, who have an appetite
for rum, in a town where the cursed stuff
is poured out openly under the respectable
VI law. gnu ltIt men bearing
the name of Christian are to receive a share
of the profits. They know the whole moral
influence of this business is against purity
and nobility of life and character. They
know that there is little hope of reforming
the drunkard with legaIized rum shops
sending out their fumes and Haunting their
signs in eight different parts of the city
where they have to go to trade. or in which
they have to live. Therefore they cannot
applaud. Certainly that paper is mis-
taken. There is a vast host of interested
''right-thinking people" outside of Bridge
ton, as well as the army OF the tried and
true who live within its limits, who do not
applaud. Our congratulations are for
the minority in that Council. and | trust
that at the next city election the Christian
people OF Bridgeton will unite heart and
hand, regardless of party ties. to rid the
city of the curse and disgrace of legalized
run selling. THEo. l.. GARDINER.
Shiloh. Feb. 18th. 1885,.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-02-20

The South ~Lrstym0R claims to have dis
covered a Job" in the Hygiene Bill now
pending in the Legislature, and that it is
a scheme to enrich a particular book pub
fishing house. \. s. Barnes & Co. OF New
York. Now ii 4. 5. Barnes Il Co. had
the exclusive control of the book publish
ing trade and the monopoly Of brains so
that no one else could write, and no other
house publish, a book to answer the re-
ouirements of the law. there might be some
force to this objection, but we will ven
ture the prediction that as soon asa demand
arises. if such does not already Exist. for
works of this class, every prominent pub
fishing house in the country will have a
suitable work on the market. The Hygiene
Bill has been enacted by the Legislatures
of five States. New York among them,
and the publishers nave had ample OPP
portunity to compete with a. ). Barnes
& CO.. or anybody else. and is the Sonh
Arseymaa prepared to prove that the
Barnes book is the only one on the
market that meets the requirements OF the
law The provision that the work used
shall in each division of the subject so pnr-
sued include special reference to the eff
fects of alcoholic drinks. stimulants and
narcotics upon the human system, strikes
us as a good one. There is less %opportun-
ity for an unfaithful teacher, i'll the use OF
such a text book. to skip over the temper
ance portion Of the work, and the pupil Is
reasonably certain to get a due share of
instruction on the subject. But talking
about Jobs What a keen scent some
folks have for such things. to be sure :
The enrichment of a firm of publishers is a
fearful thing to contemplate, even il the
result is to help train the youth of the land
in right living and right thinking. We
would like to hear from our contemporary
about that other Job, the licensed rum
traffic. which week after week and year
after year takes the pence from the
hand of the laboring man to the en-
richment of the rumseller and the impov-
erishment of the victim and his family,
and the taxation of the community at large,
and turns loose upon the country a tide of
disease and death fearful TO contemplate.
And when the earnest Christian women of
the land seek to do what lies in their power
to check the rising tide and cut off the
stream at the fountain by intoxicating
sound principles in the minds @. the youth
of the country, there's "a job i'll it, for
sooth. Better a thousand such Jobs if
by their means the liquor traffic can be
stayed.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-02-20
H.
WILL. he sold at public safe, on
cd DAY fi.e I'd of Sd mo. MARCH ISIS;

80 ooy 3,-
At the rcsidence of Henry Il. Abbott, in Man
nington township, about one mile from tie
city of Salem, y. j., all tho GLOWING described
farm stock and personal property a. follows;
~SToCK-0nep pair work mules; one breeding
mare Is years old. is now with foal: one work
horse II years old; one colt coming 1 years, i
well broken and gentle: one Nearlihg colt, and
one second rate horse.
Is HEAD OF GRADE JERSEY Cows head
high grade Jerseys, I years old . head > year
olds, they We're carefully selected from the
herd OF J. /. Bishop. burlington county, and
are Il choice lot; also & head salem Go. grnde
cows, some Of them fresh mixers. Also sow
Miuca1NnnY.-I Champion mower and reaper
combined; / Champion mower fused only one
season.: horse power. thresher and cleaner,
with betting. | fan mill. horse rake, herd rid
die, corn shelter, Stovcr feed mill. grain drill,
! garden seed drill.
riage. / spring wagon, / one-horSe open wagon.
> carts and harness, lime hodys. ; sets hay
shclvings. good two-horse sleigh, , straps
nickIe-p plated bells, : straps brass bells. riding
saddle.1 roller. fIllow harrow, scratch harrow,
cultivators, RandalrS disk harrow gang
pillow. corn cOVerer, corn marker, ; Broom corn
cleaners, Lees wheel hand hoe. one and two
horse ploWs. root cutter, glindstone. hay fork
and ropes,l hay pressin good order, 2oN chains.
stalk chain y feet long, tInca chains, breast
chains winglet trees, Rruhbing hoes. corn hoes,
rukes, forks. shovels, spades. pickaXes, crow
bar. meat tubs. boxes. barrels, large flour bin.
Is ho; bed glass sash, also covers; ladders, step
ladder, bu~hel, half-bushel and peck measures;
patent beam, brold-axe, axes. saws. chisels,
augers. scytheS hay knife, grain bags, 60 bean
poles, 20 chicken coops, , hives bees, lot of
Plymouth Rock chickens, Il few tons of herd
hay in stack, lot OF vinegar, aisoabout 500bush-
els of corn in the ear for sale.
HARNEss.=Set single carriage harness, 3 sets
half-chain harness, set heavy single harness,
pair black mounted saddle 1rdouble carriage
harness, 4 sets hynetS nearly new. collars. bri-
dies, lines, halters, &c.
HorsEHoLD GOODS, &c.-Beds, bedding. bed
stcadS, tables, chairs, stoves, sc, II forty
quart cans, milking pals, cooling pals, icing
tubs, troughs, churns, pans, large iron poi,