New-York tribune., 1885-02-22
THE TALK or THE DAY.

This Is what General Gordon. in his Reflections in
| Palestine" sad OF the tongue and specially Of the
tongue o woman The tongue Is glib. scrpcnt-lke. and
II /, odd thar women have 1t in such perfection. which
noe have ever doubted Uisteolrdcfcnce. The woman
ute nr,t aid the tongue Is her particular forte Yet
| Whcl women speak goo' how we'll they speak 1t out.
| They are IN this point the .at Of the earth"
Anew method of driving horses by ho feet instead Of
the hand, has been invented IN gland This will enable
a man to pat hi. hand, in hrs pockets while driving
A correspondents whose theological preferences we
i.t pni lee regarded as niursn, sends the follow
@ ,ptyr,in dedicated to the Bi,hol OF LONDON the
Dean of 81. paIr-, and the Master Of tho Temple:
II scrkiugdoctrluc nigh. or broad or sound.
TO lnntou 90 nerd no further search
Where here church aad th' r. = tempe'S found:
Fall Mall Gazette.
Senator Vance Is pleased say that he thought OF
Mr.. Cleveland a good deal How nice OF him! But il
IN, senator only had reason to believe that Mr. Clove
Land thinking good deal OF him 1t would probably be
lots nicer.
He.pectabc colorct persons who buy irtclass tickets
on MY railroad In South Carolina ride IN the hrstoass
car, a, r.. ht ana their presence eNctes comment
on the part OF their white fellow passengers IL ls
rIIbchave colorod people than with unmannery aud
runi,nly white Charleston T.. c. News and
Courier
~No said the burglar to his pal. there's use in
breaking into that house 10 night saw the plumber
collect his bin there this morning."
Oh | am bloody old dynamitard
Sing bni bing. nLlrty bang!
The Il md grenade and the big petard
I'm nxing To fling IN the queens front yard!
sing ho To the lad from Sklbberleiang
Who'll demOlish the queens domlniOns!
Nitro glycerino is my daily drink
Sing snash! crash. hckety- slash
And the daintcst food Is powder. think;
can chew up u cartridge without wink.
Blue vttrio | IL" 10 season my hasn,
For my appetite's like my opinions.
All here comes "a girl with little gun;
sing help murder call the police!
Whatever I've done was always ia fun.
And rather than ighf Ia alwavs run.
sing ho to the lovely paths OF peace.
And brst be tho queen and her minions
Mimea polls Tribune.
tn, Suns office cat look to his aurels He has
hceu rather neglected in the papers recently; and the
cot that is lust now attracting marked attention is the
one that accompanied Captain Spencer and his family
around the world and passed unscahed through two
| shuwrecks Can our cputemporary's cat point with
pride to a record Ike that ! But let there be no
! I,,lou,v betw ween these domestic animals
rh. tonlness of tho Southern negroes for lshg and
| hizarre names Is well known. Speaking OF this The
p,,, frI,l Hrald says: We know little black girl
, ,o,ue sounds like this: Harriet Ann Cassia Ann
| p.,scv baldwin Hanover Ann Berklcy. Another Is
| called Mary Martha Masdalene Pauline Ann Panlnd'
| Green. SIN another Is Arkansas Tennessee Louisiana
Red Rivers Thompson.
| ..,,,. -, , s,ppc and conveniently worked device
n, chilled sprlng English Inventor hbs sueceeueu III
! Jsnru.lug with the need Of driving sewing mtchmcH ol
hand or foot. few turns al ane WI w,,us Wy s,rom, % M
hour I Is completely under control as TO the r,,e Oh
sching aud stopping. aud can Dc appou 10 a'! eAS"hs
| machnc AT moderate cost. Troy Zines
Florida will have "A Constitutional Convention on the
9thIof June next
Avoid drunken man. He may get you Into qnarrel.
Avoid the same man when ho Is sober. lie may Sc'
| drunk New Orleans Picdynne
A nan has been arrested IN Toledo for imprinting
AXE Erie kiss on the HIPS of young woman Prob
| aby she wanted the superior kind.
| Old King cold
Was lover bold
| And lover bold was he.
| He called to the many rivers. Hold
Pye kiss Tor each OF ye."
| A kiss OF leo
| He gave each. twice.
| And o kisses two gave he;
| And he held them fast by his gay device
| And he laughed right meriy. ..
An international exhibition OF apicuiture Is to DO held
| az IAnkow near Berlin. from May l to September
for space have already been received from
| every civilized nation
4 Scene on "a horse car-Passenger-" Conductor, wha
| are we being delayed fort" Conductor" Misplace,
! switch, sir" Little boy IN the rear" Well that L
what told mother this mornlng when she gave me sue
whaling" Passengcrs IN chorus all sailing and salts
| Had --fI}ostOn Trayyiler.