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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

All plasters are not alike. Hop Pdsters
give relief and cure when other kinds are
utterly worthless. Try one and see. 25c-
dealers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

1t takes two to make a quarrel and
two to keep it going; it only needs n
to end it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

IF afflicted with sore yes use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists seuit2oc
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

ASK your shoe and hardware dealers far
Lyons Heel Stiffeners, they keep boots and
shoes straight,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

A latent discomfort is the secret spur
OF all our enterprise.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

The passionate are like men standing
on their heads /; they see everything IN
the wrong way.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

The ruin of most men dates from
some idle hour. Occupation is an ar
NOR to the soul.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made of zinc and leather. Try taes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

MEXICAN BATTER PUDDING.-Take
a good sized pie-dish and put in the bot
tom Of it a few slices Of cold roast NUT
ton. some boiled onion chopped up, and
a little pepper and salt, then place a
thin slice Of bread over this, put anoth-
or layer c~f~onions, mutton, pepper, salt
and bread; spread this slice with some
dripping, and put 1t on the top; take
two reaspoonfnls of -four, a small salt
teaspoonfnl Of salt, half a teaspoonful
of baking powder, and mix; then beat
I'D an egg, and add to it one breakfast
cupful Of milk with a little water in it;
pour this gradually among the flour,
and stir it quite smooth, then pour it
all over the bread in the puddlng-dish
and bake about an hour.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

Resist not the laws ; they are the
safeguard Of the people.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

A SCIENTIST asserts that a bee can
only sting once in two minutes. We
hope no one will endeavor to change
this law of nature on our account. A
bee that can't put enough ambition
into a man at one seTenade to last him
two minutes. isn't fit to be in business
and ought to retire and give some Of
his friends a show.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

AN attack Of indigestion. caused by
eating nuts, will be Immediately re-
lieved and cured by the simple remedy.
salt. Medical men recommend that
salt should be used with nuts, especial
ly when eaten at night.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

If one-half the corn usually fed to
hogs was fully digested and asslmllated
it would make, with the assistance OF
vegetables or roots, more meat, and
gave many loses. The difficulty is
that but little care is given TO the prep
aration Cooked or ground it is cheap
er than when fed whole.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

Honesty, like gold, is frequently used
to plate base metals.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

DO not meddle with business of which
you know nothing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

Behavior is a mirror in which every
one shows his image.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

"No Miss BEANS. l regret to say
that / have never been In Boston"
Ills it possiblel" exclaimed Mrs.
Beans, who Is every inch a Boston girl.
that you have eve been in Boston2n
Eyes"
"But you are gong there very soon?''
she asked breathlessly.
II have no intention at present Of
doing sou
.Weli, / declarer' said the young
Woman in amazement, ST thought
everybody had been in Boston"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

Mature delHberation is always better
than hasty decision.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

WINTERING ONIoNs.-It is not
known by everybody that onions will
bear a good degree of freezing. In fact
they bear cold better than heat. To
winter them, therefore, it is only nee
essary to heap them thinly upon a shelf
or floor anywhere in a dry room. They
keep very well IN barns. But this point
must be- absolutely attended to: Do
not touch them when they are frozen.
Let them thaw out Just as they lie.
They rot rapidly if Handled in this state.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28


srUrrrp STB4K.-Take a good
slice Of steak, about one pound. cut In
piece and pretty thick; then pre-
pare 4 brcakfast-cupful of grated bread
or hard scraps OF bread, and pour over
them as much hot milk or water as
will lust coax them; If too moist,
soueeze out as much as possible. Beat
it up with a fork to break any Jumps,
then add one large tablespoonful OF
suet chopped finely. one tablespoonful
OF parsley chopped up, one small onion
chopped, half a teaspoonful Of salt, a lit
tie pepper, and mix all well together;
use a little -four to mix it into a large
ball. Roll it up In the steak, and tie IT
into a nice round shape with a string.
Dust all over the outside with flour.
Put into a small stewpan n table,
spoonful Of dripping, and let it getquite
melted; put in the steak and fry it all
around carefully until the steak is quite
brown, then put In a very little water,
perhaps half a teacupful, and cover
down the lid: let it stew very slowly,
turning 1t over often; and from time
to time q little water. Let it cook one
hour, and then take off the string and
serve with gravy over it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

DRoPPING A QUARTER.-He was a
.horseman, and during the races q thin
mali with a blue ose and a hungry
look came up, and blinked in the glare
of his large fresh-water diamond.
sGreat boss of your'n,'' said he.
"Betcher life.n
"Nice stopper, too"
"You bet."
"Lowers her record right along.
Drops a quarter every little while, don't
she bossp''
"That's what's the matter.n
81 like that boss, Say, mister, Pm
offul hungry. Dc as she do, an drop a
quarter, an let me git a square meal.
will ye?n
He dined.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

Compliments are often nothing more
than gilt-edged falsehoodS.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

81 HAVE noticed - said Mrs. Fo1g,
.sthat many of the steamboat accidents
and yearly all the burglaries occur upon
moonlight nights Yea replied
Fogg, s'maonligrr disaster are con-
vertible terms G favored time
rof lover or
-afueuiate, ana
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

Those who plot mischief live in fear
and die miserably.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28
FARM NOTES.

STIMULATING OLD FRUIT TREES
When apple and other fruit trees lose
their vigor from age, or from NEGLECT
or want of fertilizing, there are differ
ent modes of restoring them to vigor,
which may be used to the best advitu-
tage during autumn. One of the easiest
Of applications is to spread a coat Of
barn n broadcast for twenty i've
or thirty feet distance from the trunk
of the tree on each sid9, This treat
ment will frequently be sufficient OF
itself, III addition to pruning out any
dead branches. or thiHning in the head
from the outside, or both. Cultvating
the surface while the tree is dormant
is an additional aid. For smaller trees
which are required to stand in grass, or
where they cannot be cultivated, a
strong impetus NAV be given by cut
ting radisting trenches from within a
few feet of the tree a rod or So in length
on all sides, and fling these with COM
post. The large roots, which lie on
each side of these trenches, will send
their side roots into the compost and
the trees will be pushed rapidly in
growth. The trenches may be from
one to two feet in depth, and the width
that of the blade of the spade. Another
mode, instead of cutting these radlat-
ing trenches, Is to cut a circular ditch
around the tree at some distance from
the trunk and to fill this with compost.
Several roots Will oon send 6bres into
the compost. while the pruning which
the roots receive will promote fruitful
ness. Some judgment must be used to
cut the ditch at the right distance II
too near it will temporarily check the
growth too severely, before new roots
are formed /; and if too far away the
labor will be too great, and the result
less striking. In most cases, however,
and with orchards of some size, culti-
yatlng and top dressing will be suffi-
Gent. All cutting OF the roots or
branches must be done while the trees
are not growing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

His NEW OyERcoAT.-Ormsby:
What do you think Of my new coat2-
one of Biuxom's, you know.
Friend: You mean you have had
him press and clean it2
Ormsby; Not at all. He made 1t
for me.
Friend: Yes; last year.
Ormsby: Oh, come now, don't you
think | can afford a Gfty-dollar over
coat once a year?
Friend: Don't know. But If you're
gong to try to pass that coat off for
this years crop, you ought to have 1t
d%isinfected Of the smell OF camphor.
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rAcETLA.

IT sEE," saya Mrs. .Youngwife, as
she folded the newspaper and took up
her sewing, II see that the MormoDs
have their wives sealed unto them"
"Yes," replied her husband, looking
up from his book, "that is the custom,
l believe. my love-"
ST don't see why Somerville wives
should not be sealed unto their hus-
bands" pursued the lady, as she thread
ed her needle.
I'm what way, dearp"
s'With a sealskin sacque, as it were"
and the lady chewed her thread medit.
~atively, while the husband muttered
''Selahp' aud pretended to be gazing at
the ceiling.
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For DYSPEPSIA and for the cure OF all the
disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Constlpa-
tion, Biliousness, Piles, Headache, etc. Price -
cents
DR.RApWAY& co. 80 Warren st. NY.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

AN Arkansaw man. who was sum-
moned to serve on a jury, began to make
excuses, when the judge interrnpting
him said:
"Never mind all that. You should
know, sir, that your duty is TO serve
your country. The fact that your bus
mess Is likely to suffer is no excuse
Such mel are summoned every day."
"IIold on, jedge, you amt heerd all
my excuse yet"
II don't want to hear it."
"But you must"
ST tell you l will not. MI. Sher-
if"
.s.Jest a mint, jedge, an then Ell You
say l must sarve, why I'll sarve. Me
ard lot of fellars were playin' poker
when the officer
Poker" exclaimed the Judge, why,
my dear fellow, where's the gamer III
fine you. Mr.. Sheriff, adjourn the
court"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28
DR.. RAILWAYS
ReSOIyent
DR.. Radway's Pills,

Builds up the broxen-down constitution, purlnes
the blood, restoring health and vlgor. Sold by
So a bottle.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

CUTTING TMBER.-As o o as the
leaves begin to fall timber may be cut
to advantage. and will be better sea-
soned. IL required for spring use. than
if cut later. Draining. If the season
proves a dry one, may advantageously
form a steady job from now to severe
winter weather. If brush IS cut in
swamps or by the roadsides, cut just as
close to the ground as possible. The
young growth which will start IN the
spring may then be cut with the COM
mon grass scythe. If stumps from two
to six inches high are left, it will be
necessary to use the heavy brush scythe
or brush hook, involving double the
labor.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

Pisors 1.emedy for Catarrh. sPiso's Cure
where. 25e.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

IT is best not to wean the young
stock too soon, but, if it becomes nee
sssary to do so. the feeding should he
done often, and. If possible, the food
should be warn. The younger an AMI
NAL the more rapid its growth and the
more frequent its times of feeding /;
hence, when they are allowed only
three meals a day, the same as the
adults, they do not thrive as well as
they do when fed oftener and In SMALL
er quantities Di ting the animals is
necessary in winter, in order to avoid
costlveness of the bowels, as well as in
digestion. and therefore the adults and
young stock should receive succulent
food, such as ensilage or roots, but in
the case of The young stock roots with
out ensilage may be fed cooked If they
are old enough to eat we'll. The diet
ing of Young stock by feeding a variety
of food as they are gradually weaned
will save them much sickness, as they
are easily affected by sudden changes,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-11-28

..Piso's Cure for Consumption isdoins wonders for
NEIL. II SrANsELL, Newark. N. Y.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-03-17

Five 10 enter and three or more to start Trot
ting aud pacing races TO be governed by the Ma
liOnal Association rules running races 10 pe gov.
crncd by the State AgricUlur [ Sccetys rules
Entries to be made i'll VIZ Y, giving name
color. age and sex of horses d name and resi-
dcnce OF owner. All purses ,ivi1ed at The rste
Of GO, 80 and 10 per cent. tntrance fec to all
purses 10 per cent of parse, entrance money to
accompany nominations. t,ntries TO running
races To close with the Secretary on or be ore
MARCH 18th; entries to trCt,ing or pacing races
to close on or before MAY -. Where there are
ten or more entries 500 VII be added The
Club reserves the right to T. i or pace heats of
any two classes alternately & necessary and in
running races reserves Il right to postl one
races on account of INF prable weather, or
other sufficient cause. Al communications and
entries to be addressed 10 ne Secretary. BY or
der of J. ". WILSON, President
G. II. TopD. Secretary.
]. o. Box No. 422, Sacramento, Cal.
mrl4-tdTuThS
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LEGAL NOTICES.

IL THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE
ramento In the matter Of MAN CAMP, an i'll
solvent Debtor Max Camp having filed in thls
Court his petition. schedule and inventory i'll
Insolvency, by which il appears that he is an in
solvent debtor the said Max Camp is hereby de-
clarCd to be insolvent. The sheriff of Sacra-
mento county is hereby directed to take posses
sion of all the estate, real and PERSONAL OF the
said Max Camp. debtor EXCEPT such as may be
by law exempt from execution. and of all his
deeds, vouchers books OF account and papers
and to keep the same safely until the appoint
ment of the assignee of his estate. All persons
are forbidden To pay any debts 10 the said insol-
vent, or to deliver any property belonging to
him or to any person. firm or corporation for his
use: and the said debtor is hereby forbidden to
transfer or deliver any property until the further
order OF this Court, except as hereinafter or
dcrcd. 1t is further ordered that all creditors of
said debtor be and appear before the honorable
W. {. Van Fleet. Judge of the Superior Court of
the county of sacramento, in npen ColIr., at The
Courtroom Of said Court. in the city of Sacra-
mento on the 9TH day OF : elIi, 1855 at l" clock
NJ. Of that day. TO prove their debts and
choose one or more a>siGncc> of the estate of
said debtor II is further ordered that the order
be published in the : CRANENTo DAIRY RECORD
tEIoN. Il newspaper ot general circulation pub
lishcd in the county OF SIcramcn.o Is often as
the said paper i published before the said day
set for the meeting OF creditors. And il is fur
ther ordered that all proceedings against said in
solvent be stayed. p. r. Mes akLAND,
Judge OF the Superior CodTt.
Dated February -, ISS5.
Attest: Nm i. HtMLToS, Clerk. mT2-%,t
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DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ partnership heretofore existing between S.
FORESTER and ALEXANDER HUM, under
the firm name of s. FORESTER & Co., doing
business at No. $40 street, Sacramento city,
California, is this day dissolved by mutual
agreement and consent
The business of said firm of s. FORESTER u
co. will be carried on al the same place by the
firm of HUM Il KNAPPER, who will assume
the late firm of s. FORESTER " co.
Dated Sacramento, March 9. 1885,
s. FORESTER.
ALEXANDER HUM.
Witness: GROVE L. JOHNSON.
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IlNtOLN lNcD.l1 -nhTCl Iotn.
To T1lo'bg Harrington, ". F.. Cable received
The manly attitude OF the Dublin Corporation
VIII send a thrill OF pride to every true Irish
heart In the name of the Irish National
League OF America thank them.
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pursuers TO the last. Fifteen hundred dol
lars reward had been offered for his cap
ture He had operated successfully in
western Arkansas and Indian Territory for
years, stealing herds of cattle from ranch
men. driving them into Texas ana disposine
of them.
General Grant Again Reported Dead.
NEW YORK, March 17th-A. NAT this
moment Is A. NJ the greatest excitement
prevails in newspaper circles. The rumor
is that General Grant has Just expired.
Reporters are hurrying in all directions
SECOND DISPATCH
New YORK, March 18th A. M.-The
newspaper world is in a commotion this
morning over report of the death of Gen
eral Grant. Reporters are flying in all d.
recuons, rushing to the residence of General
Grant and his several physicians, while the
telegraph is BUSY bearing messages to the
same place and people General Grants
home is fully half an hours quick drive
from the nearest newspaper office, and n
veritication is necessarily slow.
DR.. Fordyce Barker telegraphs as follows:
MARCH l7th- An.
To Iim. Henry Smith, General Manager Of the
associated Press have not heard ANYTHING of
the kind the rumor of the death of Gen. Grant T.
saw the General at ocock yesterday.
FoRDYCE BARKER.
All the New York papers are ready to
issue extra editions should the report prove
true.
THIRD DIsPATCHl
New YORK, March 17th-i:25 A. M-Thc
report OF the death of General Grant is
without foundation
The New York Postnlastership.
New YORK, March 16th-It is stated au-
thoritively the President Will not appoint
successor to Postmaster Pearson March 22d,
when his term expires, but that he Will be
allowed to remain IN Office, with the I'M
Outstanding that when the Administration
needs the place Pearson will retire volun-
tarily.
Liquor Dealers Growing Bolder.
New YORK, March 16th.-The liquor
stores open for business were rather more
i'll number yesterday than on any other
Sunday since the present development of
police stringency. Seventeen arrests were
reported.
The Delaware Senatorship.
DOVER (Del.), March 1Gth.-Attorney-
General George \. Gray has been nonina-
ted as the successor in the L. 5. Senate of
Bayard.
Another Cold Wave in New York.
New YORK, March 17th--A. M.-Another
cold wave has swept down upon Us. The
thermometer at ) o'clock III the afternoon
marked 40'. Now g 4. NJ it registers 100
and falling.
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WAsHNGroy. March 16th.-The Navy
! Department to-day instructed Commander
Wilder oi the ) ante now at New Orleans,
to supply his vessel with fuel and proyis-
ions as soon as possible and go to Living
stone, Guatemala. Upon his arrival there
he Is 10 communicate Immediately with the
American officials of that place and use
-.Nrr ~ .rfi ON ~ tlrntnrt nlnrirn ir,tnrn.t
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AVERSION 10 society, DimneSs OF VISION, Noises
in the Head the vital fluid passing uroDserved
in the urine, and many other diseases tlat lead
to insanity and death
DIR. MiNTIE, who Is regular physician
tgI sduate of the University of Pennsy vania) will
agree TO forfeit Five Hundred Dollars for q
case of this kind the VITAL RESTORATIVE
under his special advice and treatment) will
not cure, or for anything impure or injurious
found in it. DIR HTINTfE treats all Private
Diseases successfully without mercury. Con-
suitaticn Free. Thorough exsminaIlun and
advice, including analysis of urine, SIS. Price
OF Vital Restorative, 81 80 bottle, or four
times the quantity, So; sent TO any address
upon receipt of price, or G. o. D., secured from
observation, aud in private name If desired by
g.. r. NiNTIE, NJ. D., No. II Nearay
street, San Francisco, Gal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE
Will be sent to any one applying by letter, STAT
ing symptoms, sex and age. Strict secrecy in
regard TO ali business transactions.
DIR. MINTIE'S KIDNEY REMEDY, NE
PHRETICUM, cures all kinds of Kidney and
Bladder Complaints, Gouorrhfea, elect Leueor.
rhea. For sale by all Druggists: 81 bottle six
bottles for 8.
nix. NiSTIE's DANDEIIoN PILLS ara
the best and cheapest DYSPEPSIA and
BILIOUS cure in the market. For sale by
Druggists.
KIRK, GEARY s. CO., Sacramento, Wholesale
Agents mys4ply &oewlY
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DJ Jim, MARCH ION.
To Fattic. Eqaa, Lincoln Nr5. The Corpora
ton here to-day, on the suggestion Of the
League, refused, by Il 10 II votes, to address or
entertain the Prince of Wales
TIMOTHY HARRINGTON.
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Nycrs (FTa.), September 20, 1852.

-hVCic tFt{.i, >rllLtftutI u, leo.
Fleming Brothers:
1t affords me pleasure to assure you that after
using Dr. c. McLane's Celebrated Liver Pills for
more than twenty years in my family, that re-
gard them as being superior TO any have ever
used, or have seen used. have not had them
constantly, and had to try others, and I have
tried good variety, hut have never had any to
act so promptly, proftably and nicely as Ne.
Lanes. nave used them on myself, wife and
children with the most gratifying results.
For children. having used them on my own
with such easy and happy effect, would recon-
mend them TO one and all. These pills do the
work-do il promptly, do it well, and leave no
i'll effects behind.
As Il bile remover, as a liver corrector as a
forerunner preparing the system for quinine,
there is no pill or medicine equal 10 DR.. c. Ne
Lanes Celebrated Liver Pills | expect to use
them as long as I've, if they continue as good
as they have been in the past. Yours truly,
z. II. GILES,
Pastor of NJ. Z. Church South Myers Station,
Tampa District, Florida Conference.
2. 81 am now using your Vermifuge, and 1
am highly pleased with it. it's death on worms.
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\ Mothers Fight for Her Children.

MONTREAL March 16th.-Mrs Domingo
". Monjo, wife of President Monio, OF the
Toledo and Ann Arbor Railroad, appeared
in the Court Of the Queens Bench this
morning, as petitioner for a writ of haLcaS
corpus, to compel Father Liragc, Of the
Eillimarie Refuge, to show cause why her
three children, in his possession, should
not be returned To her. Mrs. Monjo told
her story alleging that her three children
and her Old grandmother We're kidnapped
by her husband and his brother from her
residence i'll New York in March, 1884, and
not seen them. Her story OF how she
traced the children to Brooklyn, and thence
to Toledo, Toronto and Montreal, was very
affecting. The children complained that
they have for the last year been only half
nourshed, ard have suffered from want Of
clothing.
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The HAGUE, March 16th-A Brussels
girl to-day followed the japanese Charge
d Aiiaires in this city to Rotterdam ard
shot him. She then attempted suicide
with dagger. bat only inflicted a slight
wound. The man subsequently died at
the hospital. He had promised to marry
the girl, who learned that he wae married
already, and that his wife was coming on
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No. S. RUNNfNG--s Selling race for all ages: one
$1,000 two pounds of for each 500 below, and
two pounds added for each 500 above fixed
valuation; purse $50
No. 9. RUNNJ NG-Threc-qUa mile dash for
two-ycar-olds; winner of California or Cole
man stakes at the P. c. Il. II. meeting. or OF
race No l at the meeting, penalzed FIVE
pounds; if winner of two events. ten pounds:
if OF three fifteen pounds; purse $3.50.
No. 10. MISUNDERSTANDING Derby for three
yearolds; one mile and one-half dash; purse
1869.
No. II. RUNNING-Nlile and repeat for all ages;
purse 500
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The ncfenses OF BRITISH Colnmbfn.

OTTAWA (Ont). March 1Gth.-It is the
intention Of the War Office to at once put
Tie defenseS of British Columbia in q more
satisfactory condition, and to increase the
fleet in the Pacific waters by the addition
of four or five powerful ironclad rams.
The Canadian Pacific Railway will be
pushed to completion with all possible
speed, to be available for the conveyance
Of troops and munitions Of war to the Pa
- &. l.,ns.t