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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-12-17
HOW HE KNEW.
Farmer Smith Proves That He Knows All
About a Swindling Dodge.

Farmer Smith Proves That He Knows All
About swindling Dodge.
A great man once wrote: ''After the
sting of folly has made men wise, they
find it hard to conceive that others can
be as foolish as they have BEEN" An
amusing instance of this occurred re-
Gently, at a country agricultural fair.
There was man on the grounds
wrapping ten and twenty-dollar bills in
small packages of cleansing compound.
The packages containing the bills were
then thrown loosely into box contain
ing a number of packages of the COM
pound alone. ''For only one dollar,
gentlemen the spectators were allowed
to select six of the packages, with
..almost an absolute certainty, as the
glib vender said, ''of drawing one or
more of the packages containing the
bills"
1t really seemed an easy thing to pick
out the valuable packages. The soap
man did it easily. But, strangely
enough, none of the bystanders could do
it. One man spent five dollars, and
drew forth nothing but thirty packages
of the worthless soap.
Walking modify away, he met a
neighbor, who accosted him thus:
.sHello, johnson! What makes you
look SO blue?''
''Oh," replied the detected johnson,
'.I'vc lost five dollars in that plaguy
soap mans scheme"
.'Well, WE'LL" said Neighbor Smith,
s'I'm amazed that man of your age
had anything to do with a humbug Of
that kind"
81 don't b'lieve it's humbug," said
Mr. johnson. 'I'm out of luck, that's
ALL"
"Bahr' was Smiths contemptuous
retort. ''It's glaring hambug clear
through"
.sHow do you know it isp'' asked
..How do knowp Why, man, any
one with eyes in their heads ought to see
that. How can a man sell twenty-dol-
lar bills for dollar?''
well, it looks fair enough said
johnson, doggedly.
.'Oh, yes," sneered Smith, and then
added, patronizingly. ''But don't you
be deceived by looks, Friend johnson.
could have told you long ago that the
man was a fraud
"How did you know?" persisted john
son.
This seemed to mettle the erudite Mr..
Smith, thoroughly, and he angrily and
thoughtlesdy cried out:
"Know, man, know? How do
ksaoao that he's scoundrel2 Why, man,
LIANT / lost five dollars on the
thieving trick myself?'
To this might well be added Horace
Greeley truthful remark: 'sThe gloom
lest day in any mans career is that
wherein Es faneies there is some easier
way of gesting dollar than by square
" earning it. ~ outls's Companion.
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PlTH AND POINT.

-Buttons-Missus told me to come
down and tell you she was not at home.
Huffcut-Go back and tell your mistress
say I haven't called.-Tsd-Bis.
"A lady was once lamenting the i'll
luck which attended her affairs. when q
friend, wishing to console her. babe her
Il look upon the bright side Ohi'
she sighed, '.there seems to be no bright
side Then polish up the dark one, y
was the quick reply.
DO not be too emphatic in the ex-
preston of your opinions, my son.
once heard your mother speak of the
Bliggses as the scum of the earth.
Since then the scum has risen, as it
always does, first or last, and will have
nothing to do with your mother or me.
-BIrdette.
"A ''young girl of sixteen years"
writes that she suffers dreadfully from
insomnia. and wants to know ''what she
shall do for it. - ''Go to sleep, daughter,
go to sleep. We never yet saw a case Of
insomnia that couldn't be cured by reg
ular, healthful sleep. That's the hos $
medicine for insomnia Chicago 1a1b-
A7se.
Fond father-''How is your boy
s.First-rate, | believe Fond father
'Strange; my boy doesn't stand well in
his class at ALL and yet I believe he is a
very hard student. What do you sup
pose can be the matter?" Smith
MAYBE he's too hard. IN. Y. Mail.
1t has been figured out that good
him in order than a six-year-old boy or
girl. Poor people who keep dog will
do well to ponder over this and take
steps to get rid of their six-year old boy
or girl before severe winter sets in
Philadelphia Call.
1t is not considered bad form in
Paris to kiss young woman on the
forehead, however slight the acquaint-
ance. Etiquette is more rigorous upon
the question of kissing in this country.
He is favored, indeed, who can kiss
young woman upon the forehead with
out getting bang in the mouth.
banatoaa Republican.
1.-THE Second Reformed Oyster Sup
per for the Benefit of the Church. is an
nounced in an exchange. From the adj
verse remarks made concerning such
suppers, we have long thought there
should be reform in that direction A
reformed oyster must be one where the
poor, forlorn oyster is not of modest,
retiring disposition, but becomes plural
several times during the feast.-Nosris-
tosoaa Herald.
-Fenderson-"Yes, I shave myself
now. 1t used to cost me fifteen cents a
shave-thirty cents week. I estimate
that it costs me one cent to shave myself,
or two cents week. So you see | save
twenty-eight cents Fogg-"But you
might do better than that. If you should
shave every day you would save ninety
eight cents Fenderson-"So I would!
By George! never thought of that.
I'll do it. "-Bostoaa Post.
She had just dropped in for morn
ing call on her way downtown. ''Do
you know, Cicely DEAR" said she, ''that
it is awfully warm; but suppose must
wear this fur-trimmed dolman anyhow"
80, didn't notice ysu had it on. Is it
the same one you had last year?' No,
it isn't, I'd have you know. It's brand
new and you knew it It's very bad
practice, this making morning calls; al
ways leads to the shedding of tears
Hartford Post.
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WRECKS BY THE Way.

How the Policy of Hate and Sectionalfsm
Has Worked upon Several Presidential
Aspirants.
In the general collapse ofRepnblican
hopes on election day the bursting of
sundry Presidential booms, which had
been up to that time most tenderly
nurtured and solicitously watched
over, escaped general notice. The
wrecks of those boomss have been dis
covered among the ruins. presenting
sorry sight and intoxicating a lesson on
the danger of counting ones chickens,
before they are Matched There is tina
Sherman boom, so long wrapped up in
a corner of the bloody shirt, and the
Logan article of the same kind, which
occupied whole sleeve OF the ensan-
guined garment They are but mem-
cries no'S and will, probably, be lost
to memory when the next Republican
National Convention comes around.
Sherman made the serious mistake of
supposmg that what was good enough
for Chic should ssst the rest Of the;
COUNTRY. When he dangled the badge
of sectional hate before the Buckeyes
and they made no sign, he was enconr-
aged to try the same per10Emance Ia
New York and Virginia, He did SO,
and the result was highly disastrous to
him. His boom is like Mark Twain s
good little boy, who went fooling
around nitroglycerine can. There is
not enough of it left for a coroner to
sit on.
Logan, flushed with his accidental
success in Illinois. quilted the bound
less prairies, donned the bloody gar
ment and made raid on the stump in
this State. He Is now searching for
the scattered fragments Of his boom.
Foraker. who was also affected by the
buzxing of the Presidential bee, went
back TO Ohio wiser man. convinced
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that sectional hate Is not so popular ~
he thought. Carr, who was conjuringl
up fancies regarding the Vice-Presi-
dency, tried the same fatal garment,
and his incipient boom vanished. One
of the saddest wrecks is John 5. Wise,l
who was persuaded by little Malone
that his victory in Virginia would en-
title him to honorable mention, al
least, in the next National Convention.
His was very tiny, unpretending
boom, but he Rugged it all the closer
He foreswore his Democracy, and his
former assertions of loyalty to his train
ing and education, and joined hands
with the enemies and slanderers Of his
native State. He now lies with his lit
tie boom and Malone in a political
grave from which there is no resurrec-
ton.
Sherman and Logan may endeayof
to construct new booms by endeavor-
ing to propagate the gospel of hate in
the Senate, for it would be idle to ex-
pect that even the severe lessons they
have received can shake their affection
for their bloody shirt. But such Blooms
are bound to go the way of their pred
ecessors at the polls Blaine has dis
appeared as prominent factor in the
Presidential line, and Evarts, who was
looking forward to 1892 as o candidate
on the Columbus or discovery plat
form, will have to content himself with
his Senatorial term. The popular vote
deals in the most uncompromising
manner with booms, which are wrapped
up in the Nessus garment of sectional
hate.-ALb0eg Arqus.
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ALL HARMONIOUS.

Futile Attempts of the Republicans to Stir
Up Discord In the Democratic Party by
misunderstanding Trouble.
Whenever the Republican press is a.
a loss for something to say against the.
Administration it falls back on the
stale and Improbable yarn of dissatis-
faction between the President and his
Cabinet. It seems useless to, endeavor-
to convince those crazy-quilt sheets Of
the utterly ridiculous. nature Of suoh
an assertion. They hug the delusion.
all the closer, as they do the myths OF
John Roach's ruin, the bloody shirt
and the steamship subsidy. Never was
Cabinet more harmonious and ZEAL
Gus in carrying out the policy Of the
President than that which surrounds
Mr.: Cleveland. Every member is.
thoroughly imbued with the spirit
of reform and the necessity of faith
fully fulfilling the highest expectations
formed of the Administration. Only
earnest and united efforts ceald have
accomplished the vast amount of valu-
able work done during the past eight
months. The radical changes intro.
duced into each department., facilitate
ing its operations and attaining results
which q year ago would have been,
deemed impossible, the sensible inns.
provement of the public service, en-
ciency, integrity and dispatch taking
the place of incompetency, corruptioM
and red tape, the abolition Of gross
abuses, the impartial dispensation 81
energy and practioability in eEerY
hyo noh of tho Cnrorn sannuf oil, foct4Gk+
to the harmonious working az the.
President and his Cabinet. Those facts.
constitute sufficient answer 10 the idle
rumors of the Republican press and ara
further corrohorated by she testimony
of high official, who is well informed
on the subject. He says:
Nearly every member Of his onacial hoaase
hold has had disagreement with Mr.: Cleve-,
land, Il newspsFer reports are 70 be crediteds
particularly mentioned ~ coming under the,
ban Of the President displeasure. And now,
it is again reported that he ia dissatisfied with.
these rumors are wholly groundless. / do not
believe President ever got aaong with Mo
laadi and he has not, nor ever has had, shy,
idea of making change IN the heed OF eny
es Of ssf The es
the most cordial character. and nothing that
/ can see is likely 10 disturb them.
Ihe party organs can not UNDER
stand this harmony, or how such .,
body of public officials should be i'm
spired solely with the idea of doing
their duty honestly and fsarlessly.
they bear in mind only, the intrigues.
and receptions of other Cabinets, and
conclude that the present Administra-
ton must follow the example of it's Re-
publican predecessors. It is hard for
them to acknowledge the superior
working of a Democratic Governments,
but they will have to do So, sooner or
later. Meanwhile, to spare themselves
further ridicule, they should give up
the foolish work Of manufacturing
trouble in the Cabinet. Their efforts
only excite derision.-Atb0py Argns..,
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MY NiEcEs.

snow when thou hast stolen awav from
fairyland.''
- Msasumnser Nights Dreo,.
IN your little Dutch land clothes
Quaintly made,
Lake vision of some oiden
Masquerade,
Ihat you seem not tn hato,r
Do tnls weary mortal throng
out rom fairy tale or song
10 nave strayed;
mus see You. little maidens,
On the street.
as watch from some secluded
calm retreat
ana wonder in amaze
AM st tS you learned your pretty ways
anu ~. NJ rognish romps and plays
sure t. must have been some fairy
Or some creature of vonr for,nar
wv, world and day,
" no mas taught You summer night
Dy tne Jack o'Lantern lights
anu the music of the sprites
HOW TO play.
And wonder if the health. bloom
vi your cheeks,
"here the rose tints play a million
M, Hide aud seeks,
was not stolen from the flowers
IN those early matin hours
'"hen the elves drop dewy showers
In their freaks.
AND the merry twinkIing turquoise
OF your eyes,
AS they open wide in wonder
And surprise.
IS a bit of heavens blue
mat was ravished thence by Won
When you babe your last adteu
To the skies.
nut my heart grows heavy laden
With fear,
Lest you weary of this dull,
Prosaic sphere;
Lest you take unto you wings
free yourselves from mundane things,
Ano-away from him who sings
Disappear.
-Ernest Hocard Hunter, in Current
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-12-17

"A remarkable Indian shell noand
has been discovered on the co.st of
Maine. Some of the shells have been
buried hundreds of years. but the marks
of fire upon them are as fresh as ifmade
yesterday. -Bost0n Bulletis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-12-17

AS the one o'clock evening train
was pulling into Sawyer City, on the
Buffalo, New York s. Philadelphia Rail-
road, says the Detroit Free Press, a
young man and his best girl happened
b. be the only occupants of the rear,
coach The young man was improving
the opportunity to do a little hugging
and kissing just at the moment the
brakeman stuck his head into the door
and yelled Sawyer! Saw-yerr KS soon
as the young man recovered he, retort-
ed: II don't care if you did; we've been
engaged more than two weeks"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-12-17
Ia Victory and Defeat.

Ihere meyer has been, andiM is per-
fectly safeT Hssume that there
never While again.. SO, intoleraat q
marty as that which took the name Re-
IT.. "a. ,,,a,,,l,.,.a osa,,,raa -
puuaion. @ oDls .0 ). -
the Virtue, ali tne MOranIy' All tlS
knowledge and all the capacity al the
time extant. They took it for granted
that thew were actnallv sal.ata and the;r
Opponents il, reality sinners. After
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-12-17

Art of Conversation-,fou convince
a man, you persuade a &oman. IN z.
telegram.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-12-17

swat ~ The artist dragged rich stuffs
from a chest, and stripped q cloak from
lay figure in the corner. Maggy's every
day raiment was concealed by sheen of
velvet and damask; her tresses were
caught up in a golden net. Next he
twined strands of artificial pearls about
her neck, and placed a great fan of feath-
ers in her hand.
"She looks like queen," sighed Rosy.
Was this their plain Maggy? When
Richard Woutner's face was on a level
each others eyes, and his lips trembled.
He seized his painting materials with a
sort of rage.
"Row can hope to reproduce the shad-
ow of such creature?" he said, fiercely.
Brother Harry was dumfounded. Mar
garet, the queen, stood calm and stately in
her rich mantle.
"Why did you knock off my hat:" she
q did not touch you," he said: 81
caught a glimpse of you, though, and have
tried to find you ever since"
"Ah, yes, 1 understood when you said
that you would know me again, in very
good French" she replied, archiy.
81 don't know what you mean. 1 never
spoke word of decent French in my life,"
he said, now working rapidly,
STRANGE" said the model, thought
fully.
An hour later, Margaret approached
Rosy and Harry in the window.
81 am ready, children" she said, with
her most maternal manner.
Suddenly she started. The window over
looked the rear of house with which she
was familiar. This mansion was the
home of Mrs. Perkins, and in the yard
Heloise Michant was playing with two
children; her crimped cap and white apron
formed pretty contrast to their crimson
jackets. Evidently the girl had not gone
to Baltimore. What did that mean?
Returning home after the eventful day
alone. for Harry had paused at the corner
grocery for a package of sugar, Margaret
was astonished to see a man emerge from
her door, of which the key was in her
pocket. Before she could speak he sprang
toward her, and pinned her arms to the
wall.
what have you done with iti" he
Kissed, in her ear. ~Give it up or shall
kill youlo
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TOWN COUNCIL.

ahbevills. aszrcE SC, .sa,.
I ae Council me. this cay II sai.ed aes
sion there were preserl. JOS =. tbas9ie
mayor, aa5 Msssrt. Wise, Bouraae and
Young ald.rn.o.
The mayer stated that lie had called
this meeting q he Conacil at the reauest
OF the sigaers OF the following petition al
Citizens aud tax payers, TO take some ae-
ton upon the Znat sr suggested tlere;u.
To the BOA. Mayor Of the 1awo of Alla.
vile. La
We undersigned citizens and tar n1rs-s
OF the above corporation waula -aspect
fnfly ask, your honor 10 ecuvece tswr
council, at such time and place as ror-
honor may appoint, for the pnrnoae -
arpropriating such ssnount of money "a
your honorable body may tsaen proper.
tor the relief OF the ''Abbev1lle Hook and
Ladder CO. II
A. Monlor, John Laheur. p~D. ruprsy.
A. D. laborde; L. Dutel, f. Fl. FiorY. +.
lsaacs, W. d. waite, David Beer. E. Tra~
aan, j. Q. Lege and D NJ. Lyons.
On motion of Mr. Bouraae, Resolved.
nat the sum of Sevents-tve Dollars out
'f ths Sinking Fund he d. uated 10 the
sbhevilie Fire Go, No, J, and that war
ant for said sum be drawn !,v The eecre-
ary upon said fund II favor o the Treas
lrer + said mpsny
Ga notios, The council ad tournad.
j. j. A8ADIE, ". 8. WHITE
Mayor. Secretary. |
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LaHe ofScs, al Nesr Orleans. La.
June 23i 1885.

Le'd 0f;cs, al Nesc Orleans. La.
June 23d 1885.
-sotice is hereby given that the
following named settler has filed no
tice Of his intention to make fuaI
proof in support Of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before
the Judge or CLERK OF Court at
4 Abbyei!le. Verr1i!ion Parish, La, on
August 4th 1885. viz :-Duialie Gi.
touard. who made Homestead Entry
No. 1927. Parish of Vermilion, La.
for the NE !, Of Sec II, I IL, SR z
East. La Meridian.
he names the following witnesses
tt9b t9boRl RrAHae Aaaa bis lis. continuous residence
viz Louis T. Landry, Adolph
Landry, Demas Bronssard and Ma.
rius Boudreaux. all Of Termilion
parish, Louisiana.
C. B. DAgRALL, Register.
July 4'S5 st.
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house, his bill amounting to s6 81
was ordered paid.
On motion the SUN Of 90 &c or &C
muc:. thereof as may be necessary
was was appropriated out or the
funds CT the 18th ward for the nur.
pose Of making necessary improve
menta at the sehoo, house at Perry
Bridge, and J 3 Mills and John
Aneler are appointed to receive and
dlshncse the same, end the President
/ ana Secretary ara authorized to
draw warrant CT the Treasurer
ior said amount.
Resolved thai tie sunl C. 5000
he appropriated OF. of the funds OF
the III! ward fer TIE purposes Of
tenclng and making other necessary
prorcecnts at the Coles Islands"
schoai house tie same to lie received
end dIsaursed hy Desire Meaux ana
/ j anghan aud the resident anl,
Secretary are authorized to draw q
warrant Oh tie I'reusurer fer said
am9unt.
NeSsrs Fl Il Bartels, Saraz:n He
bert and 4 .aeour ir we're appoint.
cd a. committee to locate and secure
by donation one acre Of land II /
Nontcn's Cove for the purpose ofI
erecting school house it.ereon. said
lane to be accessible to all parties
concerned
Resolved. tiiat tue sum o. sl0o 90 |
be appropriated out ct the funds of |
the End ward for tie purpose Of eu-
larging and making other necessary
Improvements at the school house al /
Morgan ) Mil, aud that I j Nor
gan aud J y Williams are appointed
10 receive ana! d:shurse :llc same
md the President and Secretary is
authorized to draw warrant ot, tile
Treasurer for said ar.!ount.
MessF5 Jarasin Guidrv. Pernher-
on R4t5iu and Marcel Fuselicr, werei
as visiting uuStecs for the
'o:ored school in the 4lh ward. /
On motion Y '" Edwards, is
fefehv authorized to take the ne.
oSaary steps to collect .he rents due
II ae!oo! lands.
On motion tie Board adjourned
0 meet Oh the ISt Saturday nf .T.,l;
Efm-aEps, president,
!. \. WILLIAMS, secretary. 4
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i s8EviLLr. July 18th 1885.

The Council met this day pursu
ant t. ti,e call Of the Mayor, who
stated tsat, owiag to the failure o
the Council to raeet at the fixed day
the object Ct the meeting was te
transac, any and all business that
ii: -hi arise
Present, JOS j Abadie, Mavor
and Mess.s. Wise Bolrque, Mills
and Ioupg aldermen.
The Minutes of the pre7ious raeet.
ing we're adopted.
The reports Of the Collector and
Of the Treasurer were presented end
referred to the Finance Committee.
Tile claim OF 50 70 of Smedes aud
Lage for hauling dead hcrse on. of
town vas lowed !.
On motion Of Mr.. Wise
hrs. y. D. White. W. G. Kibbe,
I. f. Young and c. J. Edwards.
2nd Ness. r. E. Mills and y. C..
! oung were sppoiated Eoard Of
liealtl. for tsie Town of AhbeviIIe.
on r1o'ion Of Mr.. Mills, Resolved,
l lat whoever shall give or make
Ea lse alarm of Ere uy ringing or
oiherw ise sounding the Bell Of the
4 dbeyiIle HOOK an. Ladder Co.
20. ! shall be fined in a snrl not
exeeelins ten do,!afs, CT Imprisoned /
lot exceeding ten Gays, or both fined |
'nd imprisonment at the discretion
II The Mayor, and shall pay Ill the
:osts incurred in such case.
On motion Council adjourned.
j. J. ABADlE, w. 3. WHITE,
Mayor. Sccty.
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State of Louisiana = Parish OF
Vermilion = 25th judi Distric,
Court-No. Il #. 8.
Succession Of pelsgie Meaux.
anto;ne 4 Broussard, admr.
Notice IS hereby given TO 2(l par
ties. Interested in the said succession
or having any opposition to make
to the tableau Of debts and charges
to file the same in writing n the Office
of the clerk Of court within ten days
from the date hereof.
Given under ny hand and seal Of
court this goth daJ Of MAY
1855.
LAsTIE BgorssAED, clerk.
W. W. EnWARDs. Atty.
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Lc1d of:ce, s1ev Or7s1ns. Lc.,
July 6, 1855.
Notice IS hereby given tha. the
foIIaving-nanted settler has ;iIed no
tiee Of his intention te make fnal
proof in support. oi his claim. and
that said proof will be made before
the Judge or CLERK OF Court at Alb
bcyilIe, La, Oh Aug, 18th 1855 viz ::
1evenne Meaax WHO made Home
Entry No. 5ia7. for the SW : Of
Sec Il, [. II. : Ct r 5 East.
He names the following witnesses
TO pEove his continuous residence
Haon, and cultivation %. said land
siz-Aristida Picard. j T Rroas
sa-d, Maurice Viiiien and Co,onbas
Broassard all of Ysfa5Iial Parish
La.
G. B. nAaaALt, Register
July ls,-'s5-st.
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