New-York tribune., 1885-03-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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accommodate only 1000 pupils, although there are in
the city about 100000 children who ought to be attend
ing school, country which provides such poor facf
ties for the education of its young people cannot
claim high rank a civzing agent. Its mission may
be Of conquest but hardly OF enlightenment Some
one has defined the Russian form Of government as
despotsm modified by assassination" but assassination
half dangerous despOtism free education
Schools will do more than dynamite to bring about
constitutional government in Russia Possibly this II
| the reason why little encouragement is given to
them
Methodist cereymsn who nnps IL Impossible to
any whiskoy In the town IN which he lives This shows
they sell liquor to- Fhey draw the line at ciergymes
| This great triumph for the church-tPeoris Tran
| script.
This is the funny mans calendar. according to
unidentified exchange:
The joke the gentle plumber
| Now silently steals away;
And the jest on the new spring bonnet
VIII linger along till May;
And through the long hot summer,
Like the curse OF fearful dream,
Will float the ancient chestnut
OF the girl that likes ice-cream;
And the Joke OF the boy and the apples
But the Joke on the wretched ice-man
Lasteth the whole year round.
missionary spending his energies trying to convert
Rossa This process its advantages 1t may be
summary plan Mrs. Dudleys, but 1t is far less
hazardous on both sides.
What strange creatures we are. to be sure sailor
,05s the sesror 81 hs S sea- and isp aSsn ss
tain to return TO the prison from which he released
but short time back and the widow will marry second
tme II she gets the chances and usually gets the
chance-lBoston Transcript
Rucker Wright Is patriotic tailor OF Fort Scott, Kan
who wants the Post Office Of that CITY, His chief
claim to the position, says The st. Louis Globe Democrat
Is that he represents the laborng men, and his petit
tion of 900 is certainly respectable looking
document He has property, and it is reported that
he mortgaged his wife property to get money TO go 70
Washington. gentleman ventured to suggest to him
the ftty of his efforts to obtain this oce and that ho
would end In financial embarrassment and disappont
ment Wright aroused into frenzy, and standing
upon his tptoes with upifted hand swore he would
have this office die"
The dispatches state that wolsely is preparing fall
back on Dongoa It's none of our business but II We
were In Mr. Dongolas place we should step to one side
Wolseley is heavy weight-lPeoria Transcript
English poets think It is their religious duty to write
poem on the death OF every prominent man. so many
that her poets have BEEN Working twentyfonr hours
day for some weeks. .-lNorristown Herald.
Tho following order for set Of false teeth was sent to
a dentist at Triangle, N. Y: my mouth is inches
acrost inches through the jaw some humoeky on the
edge; shaped like horseshoe. toe forward II you
Yours truly, --."-tTroy Times.
good text for tho Washington preachers to-day "n
man asks bread will ye give him stonep
Mr. Andrew Carnegie who thoroughly appreciates the
value of money-his having to him by hard work
wrote recently in ladys album that he would almost
as leave to leave him one OF the
almighty dollars.
THE MORNING AFTER.
She tossed me rose,
With shy, rapid motion.
Though nobody knows
She tossed u rose.
I'm the gift shows
She accepts my devotont
She tossed me rose
With ashy, rapid notion
tossed him rose;
His quick look parried.
All little he knows
tossed him
Our Irritation TO close,
Before married.
tossed him q rose
-lSomeryrlls Journal
Speaking for the population Of London, The Neneo"'
Jornist says: Notwithstanding the marked decline IN
the attendance at public worship-whch we may 70.
mark by the way also prevails In the United States ana
still more In Germanyhere is probably more res
sympathy between the Of the population aud pro-
Tossing Christians than there In 1884, and certainly
Is done in the way pastoral. rather per
sona visitation and In the exercise of Christian benev
lence not only In connection with organized churenoS
but by network ofindependent Irregular agencies
In Tallahassee Fla, few days ago, q couple wen ws
married who had only been porsonaly acganscSd sS ss In
carried on tbrongh the aid Of the mai, The groo%% %
Texas.-l lPhiiadoiphia Ledger
First Tonsorial Artist: "That man. President Cevs
Second TonsoriaI Artist They say he's got penvs
sa's rig right but sss hat good s docs that MAJ
who don't know what's going on In the world hc e.
keep posted He's got no ono 70 toll MIN az wna'
And why an't hew
He shaves himself Philadelphia Cab