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The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-11-11

Prof. Will Turner well known in
Monroe has lately been engaged by the
Thomas Comedy Co. Daily Telegraph
II Prot. Turner is favorably known
here and has any regard for his reputa-
ti0n he had better sever his connect
ion with the Thomas Comedy Co. at
once.-M0nrOe Bulletin.
We think so too. But, neighbor,
don't you remember thing or too that
happened while you had the editorial
control of the DAILY TELEGRAPH
some two years ago? Keep quiet
neighbor, we are "onto' you.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-11-11

Mrs. j. l.. Mayer, very worthy and
charitably inclined lady of West Mon
roe, died at her residence at half past
three o'clock yesterday, and will b.
buried at about p. M, to-day in the
Catholic Cemetery. She leaves behind
daughter and two sons, all minors,
whom we recommend to the good will
and kind feeling of the genous hearts
of Monroe, which are always ready to
alleviate the sufferings of the distressed,
and hope that in the mission of mercy.
the great bulkwark of Christianity
throughout the world, good measure
of the charity of our people will fall to
the lot of these deserving children.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-11-11


To those who may imagine that the
DAILY has not come to stay, we want
to say emphatically, that, we have not
only come here to remain, but are SER
iOusly contemplating an act that will
place us along with the foremost
gymnasts of the newspaper arena, and
that the leading feature of our enter.
tainment will not only please the public
generally, but will receive the applause
and patronage of that class that is al
ways welcome, sought for and esteem
ed by all newspaper men the liberia
partron of the press. Now we ask you
not to "cry down" our effort, but in
stead of bothering yourselves regarding
our future, pay little more attention
to your oum business. Newspaper men
as general thing, don't 60 around ask
ing man after he has opened up bust
ness, howlong he is going to keep open
nor is it their business. So long as thu
patronage of the DAILY justifies it
publication we intend to remain
and as it is getting alonI
"smilingly," we have no reason
to change our opinion, freely ex
pressed, that, Monroe can and aoi
support DAILY, and this we propos
It furnish. d. you hear?
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-11-11

county Miss.
The Daily telegraph. (Monroe, La.) 1870-1886, 1885-11-11
MUSE M ENTS.
OPERA HOUSE.
ONE MIGHT ONLY
THURSDAY NOV. 18TH.

The brilliant and charming young
Comedenne. Vocalist and Proteair.. Actress
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17

Pretty Women.
Ladies who would retain freshness and vivacity
.)on't fail to try "Wells' Health Remover"
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17
A BUM siALL.
high Kicking, Kevelry Uproarious h"r'
ga. raining! =. -

The Herald has the following on the
Opera ball given in New York city ON the
evening of the 9th inst ut was not
ball for several reasons AS delusion and
i snare, or in police parlance, skin a."
=, .bun accounted it's predece: -
in the same ~. Some 10000 tickets has.
been sent broa.!cast over the city, and
thousands of men with ladies, on present
ing their pasteboard> at the doors, were
saluted with dcr,>ive laughter, and WIEN
thcv asked for an explanation were told 10
read the sign: Hat checks, ST. In other
words, no man, with or without ticket,
could get into the garden. Police pres
cnce had >aIu,ary effect, but even they
could 40, and did not restr .in the Widest
scenes o. delirou> hurrahdom, which made
the garden a miniature hadcs, the ! $' "
which New York sees bat two &. 'trse
times d wear The boxes were htt!> ."c>s
OF infamv, and from end to end To aoS"-
tutelv picture the scenes Of outrageous IN
drcencv with which the tiers aooundeo
would require the pen of Dickens. H'sh
kickers made the floor place of abandon
and sensationalism. Di,reputabIe women
Daun,cd about the floor, lolied upon their
escorts and yell d in the wine room II
would not be advisable to print the names
Of the box occupants No list was fur
nishcd, and none was prepared, but notn-
ing could be more disgusting. Men high
in life, men low in life; women ct no name
and women Of obvious calling were there
in full force. The police say that many
of the better behaved women were dress
makers, shop girls, sewing women and self
supporters in other honest ~avs, who ac'
cepted invitations to attend and have a
good time ,"
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17

Trough on To0thache."
Instan: relief for neuralgia, toothache, faceache
Ask fox "Rough on Too,hache.' IS and IS cents.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17
Pride in His Wife.

ayes" said farmer Jones to traveller
stopping with him over night, 1--WE got as
good z wife as any man in these parts, it
do say it,"
~ am not married myself" returned the
traveller, "but nevertheless can appreciate
the pride a husband may take IN gooo
wife,"
"Why, stranger" went on the good o'o
farmer earnestly, Awe known that woman
TO git up at o'clock in the morning. MIX
sixteen cows, git breakfast for twenty men,
an, hev the hull thing done afore sunrise" :"
"You don't say sol" exclaimed the stran-
ger. -. -.
"Yes, sir, and not onct only, but wee. =, :.
in an week out, and vou can zee . Wen =
l kin that she ain'l strong woman nu'"'
EN-. 4. Ss1.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17
Ch< 1illon Gribn'tt.
NEWSPAPER DECIsIONk

a,xooe who takes paper regularly from the
!. .E.c-vhethcr directed to his name or an
p,o.s or whether he has subscribed or not-is re-
spo"T ia person orders his paper discontinued he
,s. nav all arrears, or the publisher will continue
:. :.nd It until payment is made and collect the
whcle amount. whether the paper is taken 'ro" the
postoaiec or no' ,o,;,u, Tho. r.f,s;,o N tax,
,r,.srapers or perir Is from the postoffice, u
u. and leaving them uncallcd for, is PriaHa
r'";. cy;den.c OF intentional fraud.
paprrs ordered to any address can be changed <
another address at the option OF the subscriber.
Rsni,tanees by draft check. money order. TO o.
'.rrs are required to register letters applica
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17

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Instan! relief for neuralgia, toothache, faccache
Ask fox "Rough on Toohache.'' IS and IS cents.
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Pretty Women.
Ladies who would retain freshness and vivacity.
)on't fail to try "Wells' Health Remover"
"ROugh on Itch"
"Rouxh OH Itch" cure. hu,nors, eTuptions, ring
worm, tetter, salt rheu. frosted teet chillblans.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17
36oo.oo REWARD |!
August 2, 1884,.

THR Srocx CnowHRs' Assoc,A15os ofSoulhesn
Montana win pay 1soooo reward Tor in5osnai!oo
resulting in the conviction of any party q parties
Stealing killing any csttle o. horses belonging tc
members Of above Association; said informat:on 70
" furnished 70 the officers of the Assnciasinn.
=. n. pOUrD3xT1Ry pso96one.
AZ9L ANS, r., Soos0sy.
Jsly issh, ,sel. l336
The Dillon tribune., 1885-01-17

"Rough OH Itch"
"Rouzh Oh Itch" cure. hunors, eruptions, ring
vorn letter. salt rheum. frosted feet. chillb)ains.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20
A singers Life.

Nine. Nilsson has impaired to the Pail
Mall Gazette some interesting facts about
a singers lite. She says:
II am obliged to go to bed as early as
possible after singing, and even on off
nights am ordered to retire as early as
convenient after dinner. You see, the
voice and the spirit must be fresh in the
early morning for practice. so as to give
space for rest and drive in the open air
before singing in the afternoon or eve-
ming. Il suppose this extreme care is
necessary ~ Even to the strongest
woman who wishes to preserve her voice
for any space of time. And you will
recollect that my voice is my fortune,
sir, )" she said. And q very fine fortune,
too 81 have a quiet word for you"
Nine. Nilsson went on, ION the much
,talked-of question of the earnings OF
soprani. | know you think the rate we
are paid 10 extravagant. have had
severe losses at times, but these have
nothing to do with the question, which
is: Are we overpaid9 Now, in the first
place, mon ami, we are rare. we song
BIRDS You can count all the sopraniiof
the first line on the fingers of one hand.
Now, take our kindred artist. the painter.
He is not such a rare bird as . soprano
II he Is really good, and paints portraits
inIsondon or Paris, he makes from = %, 600
to so. 600 year. tie is not only rare he
is numerous. What say you Of your
Miilais, IIolls Leighton. Hcrkomer, 0u-
less in London aud Meissonier. Carolns
n1euFrAHWnd CAbanel. not 10 mention poor
Bastief- IlegaQe, In Paris, aaswell ali Sar.
gent and several morefn Two blacks.
reat diva. do not make Z whitelsi sssNo:
but they help one to 4 standard of blnok-
ness We singers are rare. we are com
peted Tot, and, accortlina tb your natural
law. Uf vAilie, fetch s hiah nrice IA
would i faisy 'hah dsotne dfaEhofid. such
d one as Is worth E50Os6f klE00 nov nov II
khere, wenarOfly fouro0 i've iu1he world.
,sw0nld fetch twentyi 2hSrkp ahOUsand
svhak tour will ~ : But the diNn6hd hhd
Nthe; pict,FIe aiSniain " 6HkfA r.
anlYla shneAin9 aj6yt Hbns. and so liz the
lKoineaDf 1.-THE zIhEars who EcahnQG no On
singing ID her dotage S. g. painter uan
naint. Sans .deraiesonnar the wnrkihv
life of the artist % canvas Is fully twice
hslong aa4hat Of the singer, who roice
or general health may break down any
nlRpellts ard Nbp exposea lelskslin
nnEITlng from one. enlargement 6 "a
'tthef, ff3fi y Mich The nan sf Is entirely
free. A for ni6 IA i i llakn ili Ii IS
between London. Paris and tho United
States All receive me charmingly, and
TIE Americans always seem deliehted e
see me again. But the lie Of singer =
made. up Of hard work. care and self
denis 50 Jar As know Tie absolute
conditions s. aehiexine and aIntae
high profcssicnal reputation One NTEs
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20

DR. Jaime Fcrran, whose experiments
in cholera Insulation have made his
name famous, is young man, having
been born in Corbefa CTarragona), Spain,
in 1852. He studied medicine in Tortosa
and took his degree at Barcelona. He
has been for some years an enthusiastic
intercollegiate, and received from the
Madrid academy an award for a work in
which he recorded his Investigations.
The gist of his discovery lies in the fact
that he followed the cholera microbe Of
Koch through its various stages OF de-
velopment and transformation until he
detected spore (the Deronospora ferrani)
which, in his belief, contains the real
virus of cholera. 1t was with specimens
of this organism that he made his inocu-
lativc substance.
California and Oregon are liable to oc-
casional ravages of three species of To-
Gusts, the most dangerous of which is
the great Rocky mountain locust, whose
ravages several years ago came near
starving out the people of two or three
Western States. This locust is remarka-
bic for its power of flight, and travels in
dense swarms high up in The air, dark
ening the sun or filling the sky with the
glistening light of their wings ObserY-
ers have stood on the highest peaks OF
the Rocky mountains, and straining
their eyes upward have seen the sky
filled with clouds of these tiny, soaring
insects, SO high as to be barely discerni-
bic. These insects, after devastating
one region. rise into the air to look for
fresh fields and pastures new.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20
POPULAR SCIENCE


A French commission has fonna -,
the most violent explosions - mine. -
sur Mnen there are thirteen parts Of air
q lVU Of iiredamp, and that above o.
DeloW THIS the force diminishes. when
the mixture i below seven marta il 100.
or above eighteen in 100, the gas simply
ns tissue exhaustion resulting from
toni privation or anxiety promotes the
ueFeiopmcnt Of cancer, an English medi.
cal authority thinks the marked increase
IN the death rate from that disease dur
ing the last half-century may be readily
explained by glance ct the history Of
our laborious age.
That earthquakes exert destructive
influence on the phyloxera insect OF the
grape IS the opinion of 3. Villalongue.
who has told the Paris Academy OF
sciences Of vineyard near Malaga
which had apparently been destroyed BY
the parasite but which vigorously burst
INTO leaf after the recent earthquakes in
southern Spain.
The latest addition TO the telephone is
little instrument called the antiphone.
which Is the invention OF a German.
Saptaln Plessner, Of Stuttgart. 1t is
fastened to the ear and serves TO counter
act the unpleasant and often injurious
influence which intense noises or sounds
nave on the nerves Of the ear.
DR.. Phipson advocates, in a German
scientific journal, the general use of
sugar as a regular article of diet. Fog
forty years he has eaten at least quarter
OF pound daily. not counting sugar
forming substances taken at the same
time, and has found il very healthful.
Mans condition would be greatly inn
proved if the use of sugar should substi-
tute that of alcohol.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20

Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR
BTTTERs the most wonderful lnvigOrant that ever
sustained the sinking system. 4
Made from California roots and herbs free
from Alcoholic Stimulants. PurgatkVe
and Tonic.
This Bftters cures Female Complaints,
Inflammatory and Chronic RhemmsRatSlms
Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fee
verH, Blood, Ka1ver and Kidney Diseases.
Dyspepsia or IMdfg cssiOm, Headache,
Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs. Tightness of the
Chest, Dizziness Sour Stomach. Furred Tongue,
Bilious Attacks, Palpitation Of The Heart. Pneu-
monia, and Pain in the regions of the Kidneys,
are cured BY the use of the Bitters.
For Skin Diseases Er1lpuone, Boils,
Erysipelas, Scrofula, Diac0loretions, Humors and
diseases OF the Skin of whatever name or ma
ture, are literally dug up and carried out Of the
system In o short time by the use Of the Bitters.
10 Amv1gOru ties akAC StOmzacAs and slim
uates the torpid Liver and Bowels, which rem
der IL of unequaled efficiency in cleansing the
blood OF all impurities. and imparting new life
and vigor to the whole system.
No Person can take the Bitters and remain
long unwell
PIN. Tape and other Worms. are
destroyed and removed from the system.
Cleanse tae Initiated Blood whenever
the blood pure, and the health Of the system
viii follow.
I'm conclusion Give the Bitters trial. II
VIII speak for itself One bottle viii prove bet
Ter guarantee Of its merits than a lengthy adj
vertlsement
R.H, Mcdonald Drug Co.. Proprietors
San Francisco Cal. and 528 go So Washington st.
Cor. Charlton St, New York.
Sold by all Dealers and Druggi@tss
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20

Mr. 2 4. Ganord, Of Church Hin, Nd.
= 50 thankful for the restoration Of his wife
e complete health, that he is willing TO Ger.
tify to the fact and the manner of her cnra
To Mrs Lydia E. Pinkham. This Is T. Ger.
tify to the grand effects Of your Vegetable
Compound. Ny wife was suffering from !
terrible disease which seemed to baiIic the
skill Of the best medical men, She was In !
poor, langaiid, depressed. nervous condition.
We finally concluded 70 try your VegetabI,
Compound and 70 our great surprise the hall
of one bottle had not been taken before there
seemed 70 be a thorough change ia her
srhote condition, and now to-day she is il
good health and entirely relieved from all
former depressed feelings
II III GafTord and wife
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20

s "a young Austrian count imprudently
'f0ii0 BIZ the gaming able, by d run d
luck at Baden found himself aswinner 81
thirty thousand forms, Carried the money
AWAY with him and denqsited It earefnIly
IL his desk. fully Intending to recon.
mence opef atibiis nekt morning with IL.
newed axiapr To bis ppspeakable lis.
may. h0woveE, the precious roll Of notes
had il the course Of the night unac-
GOSH NY disappeared, and with i BIS
servant, an old retainer 0f the family. 81
whose honesty he had hitherto never en-.
terEaipGd Cue slightest dppbt Zen days
later Nilq lill aaiIing his los, the ab.
sen Che room fn6th-
ing had happened, and handed folded
paper 10 his MASTER Where have you
bean FL anerii7 exclaimed the young man.
Ao Vienna coolly replied Fritx. And
my thirty thousand forms. were ars
they2" Perfectly safe. I felt sure vco
would lose them aeain. 50 took them ID
JON bankers an0 Ehe rapet g1u have IN
3es'K Hk s. s NeeeiEI Eok kAe noncS
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20
Original REASONING.

One hears occasionally of illogical reas-
oning., The following are two instances
a married lady with family, who lived
in villa in the exterior environs Of Lon
don was asked why she was at the ex-
pense of keeping COW, seeing that it
would be surely much cheaper to buy
milk for the household. ssWelI. . said
she in reply. we keep the COW because
we have held quite at hand, which an
swers very nic2lvp .But, = wasithe re-
joinder, why do you rent the field?D
The answer was. Because, You know,
we have got the cowl'' The other IN.
stance occurred in my young days at
PEBBLES. i, a.. lady in reduced ;circcnm-
stances mentioned 10 a friend that she
had just arranged. to rent d house belong
ing to baker in the town. The friend
was somewhat surprised at the announce
ment, considering the lady's circumstan-
ees, and asked if the expense would not
be too much for her. .sOh, not at ali. >
was the aTswers sswe'lIstake bread for
the rent.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20

BY wife has been. s0rely afflicted with Eczema or
Salt Rhenm from infancy. We trieds every known
remedy, but to no avail. She WAS also afflicted. With
periodical nervous headnche sometimes followed BY
an Intermittent fever that her life became burden
to her Finally determined to n. =. s. She com.
menced seven weeks ago After tbs third bottle the
inflammation disappeared and spots dried up and
uned white and scaly and finally she brushed them
OF in AZ impalpable white powder resembling p4Se
SALT She is taking the sixth bottle every appear
ance0f the disease IL gone and her flesh 10 soft ad
white as chiid's. Her headaches have dlsappeA1ed
and she enjoys the only good health she has known IN
20 years No wonder she deens every bottle f 81 8. 81
is worth thousand times its weight m gold. !.
Detroit. Mich. May Is fs65.e Is dsrswald SCI
For sale By alIdruggisfs.
80 k1 4 - q THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO..
N. p. 167 w ed st. Drawer B Atlanta, Ca.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20
Queer Names for Streets.

The first odd thing that strikes visi-
tor to Mexico is that every block has a
different name. They do not take the
streets entire. but each block is numbered
and named by itself; and it is often the
case that there are several blocks of the
same name in different parts of the city.
when the practice is to call them San
Francisco No. l, San Francisco No. 2 and
so on. had friend who lived at No.
10 San Francisco street. / went to -four
streets or blocks of that name before ]
found him at San Francisco Puente
(bridge).
The names of the streets here strike
one with sort of awe, too, for they were
christened in the days of religious fanati.
cism. Think of living on Jesus street,
Imagine yourself telling hackman tc
drive to No Blood of Christ street, OF
ordering a baggageman to take your
trunk to No. 8 Holy Ghost street! II
does not sound so much like blasphemy
to speak these names or hear them spoken
in Spanish; but even then, to be told that
one lives over a saloon on the street OF
the Love of God (Calle Amor de Deas)
makes a reverent soul shudder little.
Here are some of the other peculiar
names: Crown of Thorns street, Fifth OF
May street (the Mexican Fourth of JULY:
Body of Christ street, Mother of Sorrows
street, Street of the Sacred Heart, the
Heart of Jesus street, John the Baptist
street, Street of IIlustrious Men, Street oi
Refuge, All Souls street. There are
others quite as striking, for all the saints
have blocks christened in their honor and
no event of religious history is without
some allusion in the nomenclature of the
municipal geography.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20
An OnIy Daughter Cured o. Coaaamptloa.

- W@S 1Am&~ec1 MI 1N ~ ~~@M~~ANI~Ms
When death was hourly expected from Con-
sumption, ell remedies having failed and Dr.
II. James was experimenting, he accidentally
sured his only child, and now gives this recipe
On receipt OF stamps to pay expenses Hemp
also cures night sweats, nausea at the sbom-
ach, and will break a fresh cold I'm "a hourA
Address Craddock g. Co, 1882 Race street.
Philadelphia, Pa, naming this paper.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20

would be truthful name to give 20 Dr.
Rerce's Golden Medical Discovery" the
most eficacious medicine yet discovered for
Arresting the early development Of pulmon-
Try disease But consumption cure" would
not sufficiently indicate the scope OF its infia
ance and usefulness In all the many dis
eases which spring from arrangement Of
the liver and blood the discovery Is . safe
and sure specific OF all druggists.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-20

The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver
Oil In the world manufactured from Trash
healthy livers, upon the seashore. IL is alb
solHtely pure and sweet. Patients who have
once taken it prefer il to all others. Physi-
clans have decided IL superior to any of the
other oils in market. Made by Caswell Haz-
ard d Co., New York.