The Press., 1885-12-31

 was once troubled in regard to the dispo- sition of the various sects and the chances of each in reference to future happiness or punishment. A dream one night trans ported him, in it's uncertain wandering to the gates of hell. .s9, N M -r s4l .i nAre there. any, Roman Catholics in here ? asked the thoughtful Wesley. { ssj sssYes, was the reply. ,,y,. s.a s .ss 4,ss
 Amy Episcopalians z aa 8s4 A l ..sYes. Yes.,'.',.---- .---.s--.-.--.------,-.- z "Any Presbyterians 2
 s'Yes.'
 Amy Congregationalists.
 ssYes.''
 ''Any Baptists 2
 ssYes."
 'sAny Methodists," by way of clinch- CT, asked the pious Wesley.
 s.Yes,'' to his great indignation, was an swered.
 In the mystic way of dreams sudden transition n-and he stood before the gates of heaven. Improving his opportunity he again inquired
 Are there any Roman Catholics in here?"
 "No," was replied.
 sAny Episcopalians ? a
 "Any Presbyterians 2 S :7 '' q s
 "No."
 "Any Baptists ?"
 "No."
 "Any Methodists ?"
 "No."
 "Well, then, " he asked, lost in wonder, ''who are they inside ?' . Christians ? was the jubilant answer.
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