St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-03-17
coin oF THE REALM.

The silver question -''Can you lend me q
quarterl''-Oi City Derrick.
A cloud with a silver lining-The dar key
with his pocket full of change.-Boston Bull
letin.
"Who is that across the street." "Oh,
that is very close friend of mine" SIN
deedP eyes. Never lends q cent"
i Boston Post.
The silver dollar is worth SO cents But
10 the man who hasn't any this informa-
ton will be OF no particular value.-Rock-
land COurier-Gazette.
They tell US that money is inactive; but it
seems to be active enough to slip through
ones fingers as nimbly as it ever did.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The dollar that you have earned Yourself
has more genuine music in its jingle than
the golden eagle that another earns for YOU.
Whitehall Times.
A colored man in Georgia who was hunted
off railroad track wanted 800 600. 0OO
damages but settled for SIG and pass good
for thirty days.-Detroit Free Preess.
new book is entitled How Made Money
at Home. We advise our readers to have
nothing to do with it. Three men were ar
rested few days ago for making money at
home.-Sorristown Herald
When an eighty-two cent dollar tries to
put on frills and refuses To be lost through
the hole in one's pocket via which a good
fye-dollar gold piece has crept into the
mystic where, 1t may pride itself upon its
ponderous inability to get lost, but it never
fills the aching vol left by the little missing
lone. Fall RIVER Herald.
ProfessionaI Route IT, Hafrinuonu.
Sixty years ago, and even later, the short
est path to fame and a wealthy wife in Boston
was course in the Harvard College Divinity
School. A previous graduation from the
college itself was great, but not an indis-
penssble help. It's best substitute was the
attainment Of Harvard professorship. In
this case the ministerial program might be
omitted. Still, the rich merchants OF Boston,
who objected 10 the sons OF their wealthy
neigh0ors as extraYagaut and dIssipated, and
VINO were equally averse to making sons-in-
law Of their i'm pecunious, If promising, clerks,
regarded young Unitarian diyines as both
respectable and safe. Edward Everett found
II easy TO WOO and win the daughter Of the
millionaire, Peter G. Brooks; Jared Sparks
espoused the wealthy Miss silsbee Of Salem !;
George Bancroft, who was then preacher,
also married money, and second Miss
Brooks smiled on the offers Of the Rev. y. l..
rockingham, father OF the noted radical OF
our dag, the Rev. Octayius Brooks Frothing-
ham The Rev. Andrews Norton, father Of
Charles Eliot Norton, married second Miss
Eliot. and lived TO become one Of the ablest
OF Unitarian polemics, sssailing With equal
energy oId-fashioned orthodoxy and Emer-
sonizn characterization, which be stigma
TIED as ''fhe latest form Of inidelity.n ]
might extend the list Of fortune-Binning
clergymen, but the abOve-BsTsed specimens
are sufficient. The professional route 10
matnmOny has often proved q very success
ful one, though, of course, there never have
been IS many empty college chairs As puipits
To tempt the ambitious scholar Neither
! George Ticknor nor Henry w. LongellOw
was graduate OF Harvard. The poet re-
ceiTed his bachelors degree at Bowdoin col
/ Iege, Maine, and sftsrward became professor
/ there. He married his FIRST wife in his native
state, and vas sidower when be met abroad
the pleasing and wealthy Aiss Appleton OF