New-York tribune., 1885-03-25
1t would be great retet to tho maatla ad sulnsr
laden cir Of Washington
THE Talk OF THE DAP,

laoon AZ VI WubulnBUh
TIE Talk OF THE DAK
Louis Risl Is again heading an insurrectio.
in Manitoba, and has got together few hafbreed. ~
Indians the probabilities are however, tnat he Will uoI
do much harm. But 1t makes tho Canadians proud -
know that they have genuine rebellion Of their own
What regiment DO you belong 70 r. asked Unio.
party was out of and mostly mustered Behind
the sir rsmParts aronnd Richmond and Petersburg.
=. Inc i4tn North Carolina, answered the JOHNNY
"The Hath Rhode Island"
you're liar there aren't that many peopIe IN A..
AND to put pat we do not believe there is any Demo.
found who presume to think they are Democratic oasS
dates for Governor and the other State 0cesKsnsss
City Journal
According to The San Francisco Chronicle 1t was no
the elder Tyler but his son. who was said by Sarah
Athea to have thrown her down and upon her in h
Office, on the occasion of slight disagreement It Is so
only fair to both the ers to state that they deny tbe soS
impeachment claiming to belong in the category of thos
who hold that he who lays his hand upon O woman.
save in the way of Kindness. is "etc etc.
"Rev. Dr. Mallory has made concession to the dsva
Orleans Sunday night" says ihe Pieayins Arc We
to understand that the devil rules tho roost in NewOr
leans f-lBoston Transcript
Higgins must be all right, after all He is an ssriy
letter from the Sandwich Islands to The st. Losis
Globe Democrat says the native is rapidly dying out
and is being supplaned by the Chinese II the present
goes viii not be twenty years before the Islands are
converted into another Malay peninsula with the City d
Chinese propretors Everything points that way. TSs
Americans by far the powerful of the foreign
to one with the Germans but there is little desire for an
nexaton mongthem.-tBoston Journal.
Recent statistics show that there are now nearly mil
lion females than males in Great Britain.
Over Baltimore Bay goes howl OF dismay,
Up from Washington one of woe;
There's a horrible shout and the fat goes out,
That Higgins has got to go!
There's from the Mugs. those ridiculous puss
"Hov can Manning" they cry. "ciyii Service defy,
o, Higgins has got to go"
Father Tilden is dumb, Sammy Randall is glum.
And Watterson's yelling Whoa!"
But there's nothing TO state or assurance, to date
That Higgins has got to go.
Not word the gang say, while they laugh at the way
Reformers are eating crow;
But they thoughtuly wink and they all Of them think
That Higgins won't have to go.
He is tricky and keen and part of the machine
or Grover & Dan Co.,
You may srewdy believe that he laughs in his seeve
-iChicago Tribune.
The pastor Of Paatka Fla, church has already
booked wentyfour weddings for Easter week. with
counties 10 hear FROM
Says Marquette druggist in an advertisement; AT
lint bandages iniments ointments etc. for the relief
OF sprans and bruises. while our corn cure viii help
your feet"
The war feeling in London has been sufficiently strong
to float some OF the arOcious doggerel I'M the way
street songs One of the popular ballads begins: "Whea
the burglar dares be stealing, Ugly beneath.
Then the bulldog has feeling, IT'S time to show his
teeth" Russia OF course, is the burglar under the
Afghan caves Another becose refrain has the ambling
chorus: we plant our foot, nor bulge an inch We
tell them England will not finch" The lingo music Of
Lord Beaconsfelds time had long run and coined
word for English politics This combination of bulldog
burglar and bulge to be more alliteratye than
inspiring.
training "Ah" said Major Binks, " l remember when
was at Boggeywalah. tanned an oyster. He used TO
hars used to bring him in dessert like child and he
would s on the table a side & ts his shell open and
"Have you got him still, MajorP asked doubling
"No. sir: he came to an untimey end. friend OF
mine came into the dinng'room in my absence saw the
oyster with his shell open aud swaiowed him. shall
never have another pct exclaimed the major with
No doubt your friend swallowed oyster" said tho
president, but n afraid we can't swallow the story
tLondon Topical Times.
He who should attempt unto the two ends OF tho
Ohio Democracy would have melancholy mission he
would be apt break the backbone Of the party in Ohio
We are likely to have war in ohio--between the two
eSds OF the State TIE Csad Pain has IN
trenehed itself in the old Herald building Bankst,
ons for defensive and offensive conflict and it is now
thought that firing will commence at early day
MIR. John K Mclean. This with the missiles which viii
be heaysd int Jonnys camp by ne co5S1s 5 TINS and
fumes aud the horizon and Zenith red with the blaze
of the fray And Republicans can enjoy the circns with
out the expenditure ola cent-lsprinsdeM to) Globe
Reptile.