New-York tribune., 1885-03-06
THE TALK OF THE DAP.


THE TALK OF THE D1Y
The man who always struck With condolences wants
TO know IL Madame FurschMadi related In any way
to FL Mahdi.
Private sparring exhibitions now the rage in
Chicago The easily arranged All that Is necessary
large room two big gdsed loafers crowd OF politicians
backlegs and bulliesand an Understanding WIN the
pamed could be had here at moments notice except
the 80 That could be borrowed from CONTRACTOR or
candidate.-l New Orleans Picayune:
Something ought to be done for the Oneida man who
made President Clevelands Inauguration shirt Every
one saws that the shirt behaved WELL coming to the front
In good style.
The revised version of the Old Testament Is in print in
England and both the Old and New Testament VIII %
shed in various sizes the day. and the sale 10
certain to be Spdon has Is @s ele
It s used in many Of se rs cessy ss
text from the pulpit but tells what is the renderng
revised version. Some or the more advanced ccs0
the revised yerssn always In the puipi@-iDo'''A
Journal
western paper IA noticing the Widow Van Cots
eyangestic abors cruelty says that while 1T may notbs
a revival of burlesque. II is burlesque Of a revival
There was caucus in one of the suburbs the other
and the burden S Of az M the sss
discovered that every man had voted Ior nimss. ts
cipes.-[ Boston Transcript
THE TRBUSEs Cabinet guesser hit it as close as M.
Cleveland himself.
Itis now said that when Rome burned fddes had NOT
been Invented the story Of Nero hddlng at the nre
historical lie Il must have been aas nero $
arpaun and claimed saiyage Rome & aas m never %
In banking that Instrument ficayunss
GRANT THE HERO DYING.
What is this sad rurnor fyingi
Grant, the sturdy soldier, dyingf
Grant. the grim, yet glorious Mars,
Savior OF the stripes and stars -.
Grant, the warrior, dyingI
Grant whose cool. intrepid bearing
Stimulated deeds Of daring
In the hottest OF the held, -,
Grant, uncohQuered, dyingS
Grant, whose many faults are hidden
Meath the cloak that weaves unbidden-
Royal robe of purple dye
Grant, the hero, dyingi
All it's worth Nations sighingl
ON Truths wings the rumor's flying.
Softly friends i! a hero falls
When the unwelcome angel Gala
Grant. at work, is dying
columbus lOhio) Dispatch.
Democrats rejoice especially because the good weather
arrived in season raise the snow blockade on the
railroads and let the overloaded mails get through To
Washington on time with their burden of million ap-
picatons for Office and innumerable Endorsements.
She" So you have read Mr.. Addlepen's new romance
Tell me how 1t out I'm dying TO know. He" Yea
published It at his own risk.-[Boston Transcript
There is good deal of wind work In the assaults On
the weather chief, General Hazen.
These political ups and downs interest the folks %
home, especially the children more tnan Is or0nars
viii take one more piece Of that inauguration Pic
plate under the Of the dispenser q patronage
Keen your Plate S@wm sSa .psty ESuns s~d only one
pS "Watyeergvinusi That's played out. Jenersouian
A
ing out OF pie with two plums In every pie,e-ana
P.Y P"You see" remarked his mother quietly, "James
reads the hSpapers"-l Hartford Post
All remedies calculated to cause soothe headaches
were in great demand in Washington yesterday
The value of womaus banged hair 1t is said. depends
entirely on the size and quality Of the bang some
bangs money could not buy. Others are purchased a.
reasonable fgures-at the stores. woman In Oleans
PENN had luxurant bang-a real one-ruined by gas
explosion In the street She has sued the company for
$lOo. The sum seems exceeding modest when compared
with agony the loss mast have caused the fair banse
The ancient Egyptians were peculiar people When
broke out they cared for nothing but the safety
victim TO the flames. dozen cats might howl "sWees
and other gems Of song IN yase nn eus
would be found In the incIosure the next day.-Nor'
rist0wn Herald.
The Esyptian bondholders are beginning to wish foe
little moro real profit and not so much false prophet
A CORES pondent wants to know why people pledge
each other before drinking. We not sure, but We
think this is the In the good old days when cut
throats drank together socially each one made the re
promise not to attack him while he was drinking
otherwise while the head was thrown back IN the act @
drinking some enterprising ruian wsuld be strongly
tempted to draw his weapon on tho exposed ana 90
fenceless neck of the drnker But even pledge didnv
always protect drinkers and the custom OF chcns
glasses and drinking together was introduced 10 o'
tha. all might similarly engaged at the Same ums IN
unable to use their weapons.
LENrEN LYRIC.
She trips moro
With light foot Ger
Tho ballroom n0ori
But daily wears
A look austoro, l
And says her prnyorA
For Lent 10 here.
ehe puts away
Her fine array
TIL Easter Day.
No Irritation,
But contemplation.
6elfabnegst0n.
And fervent piety,
To maids beC0mAu&
And for variety,
A little " slummng"
With this to cheer her
On her way, tt
As she draws nearer &
Easter Day.
This pleasant thought
10 cheer her heart
Whepeor her mind dWeus en-
On Easter Day "a
Ghsll como out ny