The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-03-29
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Woman'a Suffrage after thirty aud no
beau.
The Sultan o iMorooo has n thousand wives.
Poor, poor, man.
Beau-why do you prefer n wood nre9 She
because II pops.
Does a, O. T.. signify, lone Oat Perma.
nently, or, Oct ofioe iresentlyg
Love IL q fellow around swapping n peck
OF trouble for a pint OF happiness.
Before handing your last sprlns'a overooat
10 yosr wife for repairs, II isa wise plan 90
go through The pockets carefully.
American spplea are appreciated In Eng.
land. Seven hundred aud nfteenl thousand
barrels have been set there this season.
The umbfellamaker no longer depends on
the whale for rib for his wares. brasil
furnishes n wood which In much better.
Irregular eating al restaurants IL becoming
n fruitful source OF dyspepsia Ia our cities,
according 20 an eminent writer on hygiene.
The rain falls not alike on tho Just and
unjatt, for the simple reason that the Ia
jest usually has the umbrella belonging 20
the iuet.
90 - great occasion but Chicago ladits
look. offended n you say anything aboat
"a big feie,'
over 200, 900 women and boys In New
YORK are engaged nc various kinds OF work
which WA performed exclusively by men
some years ago.
The United States IL provided with over
hfiy peniientiafiee aud 300 jsila. They
contain over 90, 900 criminals, aud their esti.
mated cost h 5000, 600, 600,
What IL the matter with you, my ffiandg
fon look ILL., "iea, I've got kleptomnla -
taking anythingYn "oh, yes, taking every.
thing ! can lay my hands on"
An Indian princess has eloped from q Ola.
oinnatl dime mufeum with n 81 Louis Law
yer. There's no ufe trying to oivIligo the 10
tavagesi their tastes are too depiaved.
A New England jury recently gave the FOL.
lowing verdieti "Died by the hereditary
visitation of God" The man had broken
his neck while drunk, and n similar mish ,p
had befallen his grandfather.
The residences OF foreign diplomats at
Washington. which arc technically foreign
territories, are not taxed, neither do the
ministers nor attaches residing In them pay
noll'taxes or any taxes upon personal pop
eriy.
Socialists are cropping out more and more
In Belgium, and the authorities are trou Dled
with insomnia ia consequences. Public
buildings Ia Brussels are guarded night aud
day ana STRANGERS in town" sfe vie we'd
with 'alarrum.h
A tOhN0A AtAh VI ltAbii Aiuhtil iuuuAlhU
ture its shavings and eewdust into an ar ,lcie
which 10 called the Dust Of Lebanon 1t
Is spfinkled upon the ire TO remove the ia
pleasant smell OF cooking noticeable 10 a
room after a meal.
San Francisco kindly offers to tax the
Bariholdi statue and buiid a f~ootstool for it
al her own expense. IL is a pity to de slime
the offer, bat 1t would not LOOK we'll TO en-
tighten the world by holding the candle at
the back door Of the Republic.
Men" says a writer, 'tsks a drink to-
eether ~whenthey meet Women kiss eica
other. Which is worse?" Neither one.
They are botn so good hat a man would
have TO tess up AGENT, head or tail tor choice,
and then set mad because it came up either
one.
IL Congress has power to deal with o,her
questions that affect the interests OF the en-.
tile country, We can NOT understand way it
should not be competent to legislate on this
matter Of divorce, which is corruptlng and
debasing the social life of ar psople.-Uhca
Press.