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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
" Rough ON Catarrh .

Rough on Itch" cures humors, eruptfons, ring
worm, letter, saltrheum, frosted feet, chlblains.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
Catarrh Of the BIafIdar

Children, slow in development, puny, scraw7y and
eiicate, use I" Wells Health Remover.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25

Singing, irritation, inflammation. all Kidney
and Urinary complain Is, cnred by ' Buchu- Paiba.
81.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
following correction


DIES MONIES, IA, Sept. q, 1885.
EDITOR Il see by the
TELEGRAPH of last week that, editor
tally, you say, There will be four
entire tickets in the field in Iowa this
fall" This we think mistake; there
are but two now, with probability of
three. e., g. B.--but no possibility OF
four. The temperance people of Iowa
are satisfied with the record of the Re.
publican patty on the question of pro.
hibition, and will support the ticket
put forth by that party.
Yours, G.. III. N.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
Life Preserver.

If you are failing, broken. worn out and nervous,
use Wells Health Remover" 81. Druggists.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25

tIrI afor working people. Send cents postAg
NJ pand we will mail you free q royal, val ahIs
I'LL sample box Of goods that will put o n In
the way of making more money in lev
days than you thought possible at any bus ness
Capital not required You can live at home and
work in spare time only. all the time 4 u 0.
both sexes, Of all ages, grandly successful so cents
to IS easily earned every evening. That all Sho
want work may test the business we make this TN.
paralleled offer: To all who are not well ssti ed
We will send 81 to pay for the trouble Of wrtins Ts
Full particulars, direction, etc. sent free Imm E. tt
pay absolutely for all who start at once Dor =
delay. Address. STISsoS Co.. Portland, Maine
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
i. Rough ON Itch y

Ladies who would retain freshness and Niyacity
don't fail TO try !" Wells Health Remover,
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
i" Roueh nm Piles

If you ar. losing you grip life, try g. VI ellis
Iealth Remover" Goes direct to weak spote.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
/" Rough ON Pain. >

Wells Health Remover restores health and
ygor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual Debility.
81.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
Thin People.

Flies, reaches, ants bed-bugs, rats mice, cop her
ehipmunks, cleared out by Rough on Rats" 81.
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CORRECTION.

It was stated in the TELEGRAPH last
week that there would be four state
tickets in the field at the ensuing cleo
ton in Iowa. "A friend sends the
follnminn norroctinn
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25

Water Rngs, Roaehsss.
Rough on Rats clears them out also Blessst
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
"Runhr,-Paiha y

@WVtkkSAA VKA NUN1AB'
Ask for wells Rough on Corns." 15c. Quick
complete cure. II ard or soft corns warts bunions
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25

We will give the Kenosha
Telegraph one year and a
Waterbury Watch for 81.
The Watches can be seen at
this Office.
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25

NAlLI W IN save the LIFE of , our
NM N 4 self or friends is of GREAT
WITH I'M P0RTANCE to know Of
w III ] Now, don't be stolidly stupid and
think you know everything
worth knowing in the world There MAY BE some
thing good in Calico for aught You know, although
you have been humbugged scores of times by nos
trums made 10 sell. If you have, many others
have, is there then nothing GOOD that's NEW2
AARA6 Is here advertised cannot be
RAEA ~ 4 the means of humbugging de-
" TIA 4 ceiving any one, for the Com
" uhbs . pany advertising it is known to
be composed Of responsible men
of good standing for the past quarter of century in
Chicago.
MIN MI Not only:is this true, but what
KkAIl lin they offer you for your benefit
AldA0 O4s must prove beneficial to you
your money will be refunded in every case, as the
1onnnanv are resnonsibIe and WARRANT
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Madison, WIS.,, Sept. 81, 1885.
EDITOR TELEGRAPH - Thinking
that your readers may be interested in
their state capital. ! take this oppor-
tunity to speak of few facts which
came under my observation here.
Madison is not commercial city.
but is rather city of schools, and is in
fact literary centre. in which some
of the best writers. thinkers and in.
structors of the West have made their
home. 1t has population of some
thing over twelve thousand. being
therefore twice the size of Kenosha.
1t is built upon high ground between
two lakes called Monona and Mendoza,
The capitol building stands in the
central portion of the town, on the
highest point of land in the center of
a park of fourteen acres of ground
covered with native trees and beau.
tifully laid off by winding walks.
From each of the four corners of this
park extends street to the four cardI-
nal points of the compass, and, as all
other streets intersect one of these
four streets. they are the only ones
which extend directly north and south.
east and west. Thus stranger sci.
dom knows in which direction he is
going. Directly west from the capitol.
just one mile in distance, are the
University grounds. nicely situated on
the shore of Lake Mendoza. The
buildings are fine, large, stone, struc-
lures, some seven or eight in number.
besides those on the University farm.
The main building stands on the
highest point, and from it fine view
of the city and surrounding country is
obtained. | wish to call the attention
of your readers To the State University.
with its many advantages which il
offers to the young people of both
sexes of this state and the northwest.
With Prof. Bascom at its head. and
supported by an able corps of instruc-
tors in all departments, it has taken
Its place in the front rank with the
colleges of the country, and no better
place is offered Co obtain an education
fitting one for any position in life than
our own state offers through its Uni.
yersity. and am sorry to observe that
old Kenosha county, which was one Of
the old pioneers in matters of e,iuca-
ton, sends SO few of its sons and
daughters here To be educated. call
particular attention to the agricultural
course which is designed to put within
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25

PRICE LIST-0ne gal jug, 60 cts.; gal. jug
$l00; 8 gal. keg, 800; 10 gal. keg, S.; barrel
$500. Cases. doz. quart bottles $500; doz
pint do. &3bO
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-09-25
YPSILAOTI MINERAL
SPRING WATER
To GuRE Or NO PAYI

In the following diseases and many others, If the
water ia used as directed 1t ia certain to
that DEATH must come to each one of MS when Oul
time has come Diseases that it will positively cure
CONSTIPATION naa iG dsssst. o. oons ssS
ed by YPSILANTI'S NATURAL. MIN
ERAL WATER.
DYSPEPSIA As Ssf Is nsss '"F'0 'HA' 'n'
nAFApDu Driven out of the system. Nomat-
VA ] AMIN ter of how long standing you can
have sweet breath again.
"a An al 70 And all Liver Spots and Blood
FImE LGO1 HImors, even If they come from
Syphilis Scrofula Caneerous causes, this water 10
certain to drive out of the blood leaving strength
and vigor in their stead
RHEUMATISM GU CURED in less t.s than by
EARTH This we WARRANT.
RcIIRhIGIh And all NERVOUS DISEASES
uGUNAhUSH9 positively cured the money
refunded
Can anything be palmer than that you must re-
csve benefit if you are ailing? Cure or no pay.
MALARIA Driven into the air from whence it
Wifs6ssntN came sure as you use YPSlLAN-
TT MINERAL SPRING WATER. not manufactured
but gift from the Divine Alchemist to man.
Test this water. ave speak the truth in sober
earnestness about it, and lie not"
lunMAN Your salvation is in drinking this
WUUstAV water, for in your peculiar nervous
Or other unnamable trouble, this water, correctly
used, acts as If by magic. Test it, the water cost
90 Cents Per Gallon, and nothing II II
doesn't cure.
PRICE LIsT-One gal jug, 60 cts; gal. jug.
$l.O0; gal. keg, 800; 10 gal. keg, S.; barrel,
art
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
HOME AND FARM.

Trees on the outside of an orchard
are usually more prolific, there is more
sunlight and air and the roots have
freer range.-Rurat NeU Yorker.
One of the best ways to loosen a
rusted screw, says an Eastern journal,
is to apply heat to the head. A red-hot
iron held at the head of the screw will
render its withdrawal easy.
Nursery carpets in which the designs
represent tales in Mother Goose and
torial wall papers which have long been
supplied to little ones Chicago Times.
Railroad Cake: One cup each of
sugar and -four. two tablespoonful each
of melted butter and milk, three eggs,
one teaspoonful of cream of tartar, and
one half teaspoonful of soda. Flavor
with lemon.-Ihe Household.
The whey that is left after making
cheese is not sufficient food by itself
for pigs or calves, but its deficiencies
may be supplied by the addition of some
bran or shipstuff; it is then passably
good food for pigs or swine.-Iroy
Times.
Veal Loaf for Lunch: Mince half a
pound of cold veal very fine, mix with
it two ounces of bread crumbs that have
been soaked in milk Season with salt,
pepper and nutmeg and add beaten
eggs Put in a buttered mould and boil
for one hour. Serve cold.-TOtedo
Blade.
The chief difficulty in teaching
calves to drink from the pail arises from
too great haste. Let the calf become
hungry, warm the food to the tempera-
ture of new milk, give it the finger to
suck, but only far a moment, and the
calf is easily taught to drink.-Ira'11e
Farmer.
"A farmer in the oil regions of Penn-
sylvania warns people against using
petroleum on fruit trees and shrubbery.
In the vicinity of flowing wells it kills
all the trees; and an orchard in which
the trees had been painted with it showed
handsome bark and fine fruit the first
year, but afterward declined.
After washing and cleaning your
bedstead, fill all the crevices with COM
mon bar soap, and rub it across the ends
of the Stats which are usually rough and
make excellent nesting places. Put it
also -on any part of the wood or springs
| where bugs or eggs are found, and you
will never find another in those places
Toronto Mail.
On a portion of adulterated flour
| being placed in small quantity OF
chloroform the flour floats, while the
alum or other mineral matter sinks to
the bottom; so also, in a similar way,
alum in bread may be instantly detected
by placing small piece of the suspected
loaf in solution of dog wood and am
monia-the bread turning blue if any
alum be contained in it.-Clevelamd
! Ledtler.
Many of the diseases of fruit trees
may be due to lack of hardness on the
part of special varieties. Formerly the
old-time varieties were seldom attacked
by disease. While many orchards of
Bartlett pears die out in few years,
such is not the case with seedlings.
There is pear tree in Montgomery
County, Georgia, now eighty-seven
years old, which has not failed to bear a
crop since it was seven years old. The
tree is six feet in circumference, and its
fruit resembles the sand pear in shape
and f1avor.-M y Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
Not One Private Left.

A few months since some Amazon
River Navigation Company sent Bra
lillian, most courteous gentleman, to
inspect and report upon the Arkansas
River steamers. He was intrusted to
the care of the genial Captain Rowland,
of the Hays. While the steamer was in
port at Vicksburg, the Captain, in tax
ing his guest around to show him the
city, encountered party of friends, to
whom he introduced the foreigner as
follows: General McCardle, Mr.. -:
General Harris, Mr.. -: General Catch
ing, Mr.. -; General Morehead, Mr.
-; DR.. Quinn, Mr.. -" each intro
duction being acknowledged with pro-
fuse politeness. His new acquaintance
evidently made an impression upon the
Brazilian, and after leaving them he
said: ''Nowland, You must have had a
terrible war over here" '.Indeed we
did, and we made splendid fight" was
the reply. Yes. a terrible war 1 see
you have left only few Generals and
an occasional doctor. - reenvtlle
(Tenn.) Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
ABOUT TAlLoRs.
Men Who Have Sat Cross-Legged and
Risen to Distinction.

Men Who Have Sat Cross-LegRed and
Risen to Distinction.
Tailors have been the butt of small
wits and large wits for generations. 1t
has come to be'a well-recognized fact on
the stage that tailors have very red
noses and very lean bodies. But the
stage does not, in this respect, hold the
mirror up to nature, for many tailors
have fat bodies and fat purses.
The village tailor who sits on his
board and is popularity supposed to tie
his legs up into a hard knot when
working may be scorned by the rich,
but the tailor who has the large store in
the thoroughfare of big city is a mer-
chant, and if he is wealthy is cordially
welcomed by other wealthy men.
There was a tailor Admiral in the En-
glish navy and tailor Marshal in the
German army. The latter had wit as
pointed as his needle. A snobbish no.
BILE once asked:
Colonel, didn't you wear a pair of
scissors to cut cloth WITH"
Yes" said the tailor-soldier, ''but
now l wear a sword to trim puppies
cars WITH and the conversation drifted
into other channels.
We have had President who was a
tailor in his youth and we have had
Presidents who were office-seekers from
their youth.-Bostoe Transcript.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
A Valuable Discovery.

Three statues have just been brought
to light from the cellars underneath the
old Courts of Law at Guildhall, London,
where they have been hidden for. many
years. They formerly stood in front Of
GUildhall Chapel, and are life-size repre-
sensations of King Edward VI, King
Charles L., and his Consort Queen Hen.
rietta Maria. All three possess great
artistic merit, the figure of Charles l. in
armor being particularly effective. The
statues are only slightly injured. and
compare very fas orably as works of arts
with those flour in number removed from
Temple Bar, which now stand close be.
side them in the vacant ground behint
the Guildhan. They are probably of the
date of the fire of London, and deserve
as they no doubt will receive. safe Gus
tody in the Corporation Museum al
Guildhall. T. San.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
A Model Farm.

The farm of David M. Clough, of
Canterbury. Mass, the widely-known
''corn king comprises five hundred
acres, and follows the fertile bank of
the Merrimac River for one mile
Among the productions this season are:
Corn in the ear. 5000 bushels; oats,
LOCO; potatoes. 500, and hay, $50 tons.
The farm has one hundred head of neat
stock and eight horses, while in addition
to the owner and his sons, four men are
employed regularly, with extra help RS
needed For sixty years no Intoxicating
liquors of any kind. not even cider.
have been allowed ON the premises as
beverage. Distinguished agriculturists
call this the best farm in the Merrimac
Valley. Ia addition TO the homestead.
Colonel Cleslgh owns five hundred acres
of outlying land in Canterbury, Bos-
cawen and Mortified, and large tracts
in Wilmot and London, in all about one
thousand five hundred aeres.-N. T.
Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
Mexican Funeral Etiquette.

Funeral etiquette is vigorously OBJ
served to the minutest particular by all
classes in Mexico, and death in the
family has been the financial ruin of
many man. Black garments must be
worn for at least two years by every fe
male relative, even to remote cousins
and little children, while male relatives.
however distantly connected, must for
an equal length of time, wear broad
bands of black flannel upon their straw
or felt hats, black silk neckties and
black gloves. not to mention the scarf
of Grape. with flowing ends, which is
kept tied above the elbow of the right
coat sleeve for not less than six weeks
after the funeral. Upon no account
whatever must the ladies' of the house
hold be seen anywhere in public during
the two years of mourning. Jewelry
and all adornments must be laid aside,
letter paper and envelopes must con-
spicuously advertise the family affiic-
ton, and all the smallest signs of woe
must be faithfully employed-even by
those who could have had little interest,"
in the deceased, or when, as sometimes
happens. death could have brought
nothing but welcome relief to all con
cerned. - Washington Republican.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
A Pretty Table Scarf.

A useful table scarf, and one that is
particularly pleasing to the eye, because
it does not suggest almost endless labor,
is made by taking strip of all-wool
Java canvas of the proper length for the
table on which it is to be used. Line it
with some stiff cloth and then with
silesia At about three inches from the
outer edge sew on two strips of black
velvet ribbon two inches wide. Through
the center work handsome scroll pat
tern. using bright yellow silk; the velvet
stripes may be put on perfectly plain. or
NAV be worked in old-fashioned cross
stitch, or in some modification of feather
stitch. Finish the bottom of the scarf
with yellow silk balls. This is suitable
for the common sitting room; it is so
bright that the dust can be shaken from
it with ease.-Nataoaal Presbyterian.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
BRAVE TARS.

American Seamen Ready to Risk Their
Lives without Reward.
81 was crossing the North Atlantic
once in mid-winter on a man-of-war, !"
said naval officer to a reporter recent
", "when one stormy afternoon we
sighted Norwegian bark showing sig
mails of distress. The most tremendous
seas were running that 1 ever saw, but
we lowered away a boat and sent her to
the bark. She came back with the in
formation that the bark was loaded with
grain and had sprung a leak. The water
had caused the grain to swell and had
opened the seams of the vessel so that
she was rapidly going to pieces.
The Captain and crew wanted to
be taken off We sent two boats
to the bark to take off the imperiled
crew. 1t was a most difficult and dam
gerous task. Again and again it seemed
as if the boats on the errand of mercy
would be overwhelmed by the furious
seas, but they were sl<illfully handled
and after hours of toll and deadly peril,
all except three of the sailors were taken
off the bark. 1t was now growing dark
The storm was increasing in fury and it
was evident the bark could not live the
night out
'.Our Captain called all hands ana
made speech, telling them that three
men were left on the bark. He said that
he knew American sailors would never
leave fellow-being in distress, but that
it was doubtful if any boat could get to
the bark and back safely in the rising
storm and the gathering gloom. Then
he called for volunteers to attempt the
rescue. Immediately there was a rush
for the boats by every officer and man
aboard the man-of-war and the Captain
had to call for volunteers to keep people
from rushing into the boats and swamp
ing them. A boats crew went off and
brought the three sailors back in
safety. ~. Y. Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26

In 1882 the imports of paper pulp,
mostly wood, amounted to 1,S20,3S3
pounds, in 1888 to 1909, 290 pounds,
and in 1885 to 1880, 406 pounds. The
domestic producers have ten per cent.
protection, as against twenty per cent.
before the tariff revision. The chemical
fiber is mostly produced in Pennsyl-
vania, New York, Maine, New Hamp-
shire and Massachusetts,, and the other
kind in New York, Wisconsin, Ver-
mont, New Hampshire and Maine. The
principal chemical manufacturers, be-
ing comparatively few, maintain close
combination for the purpose of keeping
up prices. Budget
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
His Realization of Danger.

--Jim Webster. did you hear Parson
Bledsoe say in his sermon last Sunday
whar de chicken thieves war gwine to
spend dar vacation after dey had shuck
demsefs oh dis tleshy tabernacle?" asked
Nose.
Il did hear dat ar sermon, and I was
nightly impressed wild it.
Yer don't realize de troof ob it,
Jim
Yes, 1 does realize it, Uncle Nose.
I realizes it so much dat has made up
my mind to quit stealing chickens.
From now on let de chickens rest in
peace, and turns all my 'tentions to
turkeys and ducks. "-Aaha,asasc Irav-
eLer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
PAPER-MAKING.
The Progress Made i'm This Industry Dur
ing the Past Decade.

The Progress Made in This Industry Dur
ing the Past Decade.
An experienced manufacturer, speak
ing at the Saratoga convention about
the cheapness of paper, said that the in
creasing use of wood in place of rags
had done more than the construction of
mills, or anything else, to bring down
prices. More and more wood gets into
fine papers year by year, and only the
very best and most expensive grades are
apt to be free from it. AS it is well
known, there are two kinds of wood fiber
for paper-makers' use, viz: chemical,
produced by chemical processes, and
mechanical or ground. The output
of both kinds in this country, and inn
ports from Canada and Europe, are
steadily increasing. The capacity of
the United States mills in pounds per
day, at various times, has been as fol-
lows:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
CONTAGIOUS !.

am native of England and while was in that
country contracted terrible blood poison and for
two years under treatment outdoor patient
at Nottingham Hospital. England, but not cured.
suffered the most agonizing pains in my bones and
was covered with sores all my body and limbs,
Finally completely lost Gil hope in that country, and
sailed for America and was treated at Roosevelt in
this city, well by prominent physician in New
York having no connection with the hospitals.
saw the advertisement of swifts Specific, and
determined to giyeit trial. took six bottles and
say with great joy that they have cured me en-
tirely. am as sound and well as ever was in my
life. l.. FRED HALFO1sD.
New York C fly, June IL 1885
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer 8. Atlanta. Ga.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26
An lmportant Arrest.

The arrest of q suspicious character upon
his general appearance, movements or COM
panionship, without waiting until be has
dered a fellow-man, is an important func-
ton of q shrewd detective. Even more inn
portant is the arrest Of q disease which, il
not checked, will blight and destroy hui
man life. The frequent cough, loss of appe-
tite, general languor or debility, pallid skin
and Bodily aches and pains, announce the
approach of pulmonary consumption, which
is promptly arrested and permanently cured
by DR.. Pierces Golden Medical Discov-
cry" Sold by druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-11-26

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