Smyrna times., 1885-07-01
WHOLE NO. 1867.
Here and elsewhere.

In point of fact the seventeen-year
Ocusts are seven years late.
China proper has eighteen provinces
With a population of 25O,OOO,OOO.
For every dollar made the United
States also makes thirteen cents.
As the dog star rises King Cotton
gives way to the cool touch of linen.
The schoolboy's lemonade-a lemon
with stick of candy stuck through it.
Even the earthquakes in Cashmere
can't tumble the prices of the shawls.
Poison-oak vines are impartial
enough to take both sides of the fence.
A new iron Fresnel light will be
placed on the pitch of Cape HenlOpen,
Del.
One may not do wonders, but it is
wonderful what careful management
will do.
An accomplished dairywoman is
blessing to the public and her large
husband.
Secretary Whitney seems deter
AAlnCh W manu- a ANOtACA oh dlAON
Dolphin.
Mr. Ruskin declares that drunken
ness is more than cause of crime-it
is "A crime.
In the tests for first-prize butter at
New Orleans Exposition, Iowa missed
it on color
A minister's ability is his salary, to
regulate which is the buzz-ness of his
congregation.
Although London is a forest of
houses there are only twelve wooden
dwellings in it.
Down in Sussex they take Saturday
afternoon as a half-hOliday, to crack
whips in Laurel.
In Spain resistance is offered the OIL
cials in endeavOrng to disinfect the
slums of Madrid.
As two Of faith fight the devil
single-handed, in the same unity also
they fight donation party.
The trade of the Eastern Shore Of
Maryland, is slowly and surely drifting
to Philadelphia. Baltimore Sun.
Instantaneous phOtOgraphing is
practically demonstrating that dead
; heats in horse racing are impossible.
The Missouri river dehouches with
such force into the Mississippi that
sand is found from its bed 300 miles
away.
However difficult it may be to find
the poor at some portions of the year,
it becomes easy when an excursion
starts.
When the grip man of cable car
| loses his presence of mind the passen-
gers had better grip their griP-sacks
> and git.
. In ice -creaming their girls our boys
! have special advantages. They can
: hop into Carr and in jitly be in
4 Winter.
d 1t is not surprising that the believers
4 in the efficacy of faith cures should
: organize, as is now being done in New
v York city.
:, Closely knit wooden suits, showing
). to advantage the lines of the shapely
n form, are displacing baggy bathing
. clothes by the sea.
;, The eminent DR.. Thompson says
le if people would eat One-fOurth animal
le and three -fourths vegetable food, the
IN world to them would look roster.
- =. The Berlin Aquarium has ten liv,
- herring. 1t was necessa ry to secur'
n them under water rs herring will no
h. live second on exposure to the air.
- / .. -. i,,.,., =, n 90 e.,,,,,,o orI
sir to mould the legislation of State
rs the personal magnetism of u cobble
all can once get politicians to frequent III
an shop.
" " Rev. Henry Ward Beecher and Col
a. Bob Ingersoll, the two best word pain
u. u ters on this or any other continent
- ~ produce the most startling effects with
~. out SHADES
lre The German Emperor William el
hit claims mournfully: My friends ar
err all dving!" 80 can our hOnOred Pres
he ident axclaim: Mine too are all dy
, II ing-tO get at met
a Faith is content to get man on h
er- knees, but Humility insists on havin
ad- him on his back gazing at the col
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lad mid hat hanging on the wall.
~ Curiouslv enough, Judge Arnold,
.ct a Philadelphia court of Oyer and Te
,La miner. ruled that rs there Is no redre'
est against women doing business in II
on State they are d" licensed pirates.
ma 4 sudden impulse the other d;
, ms Is seized Thomas Knott not TO be OU
lei' done. So he jumped from the parap
MS of the Newport x Cincinnati RailrO
'cu- bridge to the water below, lO5 feet, u
- hurt.
ans Soak newspapers in paste made
,um one pound of flour, three quarts
to water, and tablespoon of alum, W
but boiled and mixed, work up like put
and and it will harden in the cracks
held floors the same as pdpier mdche.
we're
sent Hope is the journalist who wri
ann some things for the papers. Go
and Works is the editor who goes thrOu
heir them with blue pencil. Despair
loon the reader who is surfeited in readi
.hev about Jones' corn being knee-high.
LA The practice of litigants conduct
,bo6 their own cases is gaining daily
arcb England, for the reason that althOu
: n+- a man NAV not know much about
tho fine points of the law of evidence
vino hardly ever fails in his earnestnes'
ce;nf blurt out before the jury the iact'
to he he knows them.
sea sea- The Philadelphia papers gre e.
FtO'- conied an item from MiddletOWn, l.
ster that a farm labOrer found turtle
ana placed it in a swill barrel and on
the fling up his employer charged him
nohg cents for four days board for the
Or'ns tile. This looks mean, and Is me
n N 70 but it is only the way Scott way ma
~ illustrating.
the The Indians have a novel wa.
communicating the breaking OUT
endemic diseases. On their app
me anee cOuriers are sent out, VINO
natOr nroach other tribes encamped arc
Iering TO within quarter of a mile, get . .
ID ON their horses and sit on the grouh9l 4
ses of tirely covered with their oiahs !
blicly When the courier arises the tents
! and been struck and the tribe thus not
nedy. is out of sight.
Captain Lothorp, of the brig :
,o,;oD AdeIine. reports discovering a Gan
'-L;to ons shoal not marked on any chaE
,,,,aot "uaS latitude 17o 10, longitude so 4,
- tbe hundred miles off the coast OF ~
~ % and in the direct track OF Ne'
eO'OO hound from the United States 10 ,
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