New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-17
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

London would seem to be fast becoming the parau.o
of domestic servants lady living in Regents PARK
advertising for o cook and housemaid' announces "
they will be allowed the use OF piano ana atc on0
They will also be allowed out two nights "eeA anu
every other Sunday SO considerable an elhployef mas
right to require that candidates shall DO iurn'ho" WIN
highest testimonials"
,b Of tho New Croton Aqueduc the follow
ing instance Is given An assistant rnnl,es the
fodder tho manure was sold for $40, ana no" t W
question arises. To whom does tne @lU ,isa; n hnt
we feel assured that IL was made after the most careful
discussion of the principle. lhVol'eu /" 'H' f
acknowledgements e"A
As An instance of this linguistic attachments OF the
Paris oabmen the following is related: gentleman
hailed cab and said Dirge pedes meos in wan RACES
The cabbie at once him to the Rue do Ia faA.
The CHRISTMAS GHOST.
We bove heard OF the Ghost OF the Christmas Past,
And tho Ghost or the Christmas Cohiihs'
But they trouble us not. for ime nirs fasI
And the ola wOrlG Eceps ahuhhlhR'
But the love.sick clerk in the dollar store E'&
Is haunted by ghosts uncanny mama
And he wishes at times he was tree once moro'
And no longer betrOthed to Fanny
1t is not the Ghost of the Christmas Past
That keeps the yonng swain IN worry;
Nor the Ghost OF the Christina coming faSs-
lie could Danish both spoOks III hnrry'
No the spirit that troubles the lover most
AND that makes his whole life unpleasant
Ia neither of these it's the awful GhOst
or the Future Christmas Present. iii, ,,
"Wil YOU walk into my parlor e says the Presluehta
srder TO the Senatorial hy land crtcise my appoint
ments and let me what are going 10 say ABOUT
them in the Senate But up his date the SenAtorla
gv ba. not been captured in the White House Tolls Inc
Reuubicaus will do their criticism: on the noor OF the
Senate and tho Democrats the floor Of the senate cold
tea chamber.
The holiday agony is for young lady to accidentally
anil . little face powder the parlor carpet ana whth
Augustus comes aud careessy steps In II TO carolGly
guard the impression until he Dlds her sDo nSt W. ~
, ,',rs hn, 10 lie tho slippers his feet
with vhipcord order TO keep thcm on ilIsl IMP e.
sons apt to be largely erroneods'-lart'orur o'
The Professor OF Free Trade at Yale College "i'lam
| G. sumner can ride hobby better than he can ride
bicycle lie tried the latter recently ana got oad Ia'L
/ He carries arm in sling now
v,,o. Tbcre, the paper says that tho Redwood fam
uv oni IN the Yosemite Valley. are often seen with
trnu- forty feet In diameter Now don't you ever COM
plain of tho sizo OF my trunks asain hI"s vr heard
| OF them.- Ild-Bts.
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| Tho ploueh boy whistIed behind his plough.
For his lungs were sound and he had no cough;
! lie guided his team with plant DOUGH
And watsred IL well AT a waysldc trough.
! The toll was hard for the land was rough
IL lay Oh the shores OF an Irish ouEh-
| But his WeIl-frd 10 IN was stout ana tnugn'
| Aud he Piled his bough TO flank aud hOngh.
| He toilcd all day and the crow aud enough,
Flew around his hoad, though he Oft cried slough.
| But his plough nc eve struck "a hidden souGh
| with "a force that sent the share clear through
| Tho frightened team ran OF with the plough.
| Win the speed OF the wind from tho plough boy,
though
! flo shouted whoa! And into n slough
! 1t plunged where the mud was soft as dough
! The plough boy wept. for the wreck was thorough
lie fled that night from the farm To the borough.
-[Georso Russell Jackson In Boston Codrier
The cattlemen OF Montana have formed protective
organization OF which tho motto H. You had better
mind whose range you and whose cattle you
| branding" This is much more effective than pict-
uresaue dead language motto fresh from the College of
/ Heraldry.
Our own recollections OF schooldays recall none OF
more profit than those spent under the guidance OF SEN
sile notherly, Christian women who set their pupils
tasks in good and then took pains TO that
The meaning not the mere language, well mastered
without too much all from developed minds. This
any teacher teach at all will to, and doubt
whether or normal school graduates far
Will not 80 far show that artificial and technical equip
ments aud methods are quite - often hindrance
| help TO successful teaching Boston Traveller.