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The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13


STOVES HEATERS, RANGES AND HoUsEFURN
ISHING GOODS. A COMPLETE LINE Oh
TOYS-AND HOLIDAY GOODS
273 WARREN STREET.
Among the business houses
We wish TO emphasize
Is Mr.. Anness and his line of merchandise.
He is dealer in the city
For holiday goods-all grades the best
complete line Of toys.
It's the best place to buy,
Without any doubt.
Very handsome parlor stoves
OF the latest variety.
Manufactured to suit
All grades of society.
He has tin and Japanned goods,
Cutlery and shelf hardware,
And crowded with buyers
Is his mammoth store.
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13

VEAL. MUTTON, LAMB AND BEEF HOTELS
AND SHIPPING SUPPLIED.

VEAL, MUTTON, LAMB AND BEEF. HOTELS
AND SHIPPING SUPPLIED.
CORNER NEWARK AVENUE AND HENDERSON STREET.
Fresh steaks, chops and outlets,
Nice roasts Of beef and veal.
Are at Mr.. Hunts market
To serve each daily meal.
He keeps ON hand the choicest
OF mutton. pork and beef.
And fine corned meats and sausage.
And sugar-cured hams
His hands are all experienced
And they'll bone for you roast
So neatly, quick and easy.
He has reason much to boast.
He buys the best stock only,
Right from the country yards,
And to all who meat desire
He sends his kind regards.
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13

The structures made in last Sunday s
TATTLER on the mad dog craze in Newark
are alreaday partially justified by the
facts. One of the bitten boys had been
frightened, before he sailed Into nervous
state of excitement, bordering on insanity,
by the needless and foolish clamor over
the business. And after all, one of the
physicians foremost in kicking up the ex-
element says that an examination of the
alleged mad dogs brain revealed no traces
of hydrophobia. How Pasteur will laugh
ID his sleeve at the wildness of American
doctors In rushing party of boys across
the ocean for treatment for nothingl
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13

INSTRUCTION IN on PAINTING.
Mrs. W. j. Kline is now prepared to instruct
pupils In all branches OF oil painting either In
class or private. Address, I'd floor. ass Bay street.
three doors Hm Erie street.
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13
II. H. spenseman.
REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE.

REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE,
2b6 WASHINGTON STREET.
IT only takes little thing
To kindle big blaze
Bydropping cigar or match,
OR In dozen ways,
And long before you realize
Your house has taken fire.
You lose your hard learned means
BY confiagration dire.
Insure with him anc you may sleep
With comfort every night,
For if a thing is lost by fire,
In the end he'll make 1t right.
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13

James L. Tarbox, dismissed postmas-
ter of northern New York, thought to gel
even witA his successor by running his
business. He set up little Office Of his
own. and induced his Republican friends
to bring him all their letters, properly
stamped. Every day he sent these letters
off 10 town FIVE miles distant, and had
them mailed there. II brought him no
profit, of course, but it prevented the new
postmaster from making anything. His
successor, however, did pct take kindly
to this way Of doing business, and he
caused the impromptu postmaster to be
arrested on charge of establishinga pri-
vate express for the carriage Of mail mat
fer. The offender was put under bonds
to answer before the United States Court
Now dismissed postmaster near Long
Branch has done exactly the same thing,
vet no one seems able to find law under
which he can be brought 10 account
p. rhaps it would not be a bad idea for the
Long Branch postmaster to 20 to New
York and take lesson from the people
there. If this petty system Of revenge can
be broken up in one place, there seems no
reason why it should not be broken up in
another. A United States law ought to be
as good in New jersey as it is ia New
York.
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13

Yandelbilt did last Tuesday TIE only
decent or creditable thing Ne WAS ever
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13
SHEsIEEs SALE N CHAsonnY or NEW


y JERSEY.
Between Goyn Taimage, complainant and Adam
Stohr, trustee, &C.. ct ala, defendants.
FL fa, for sale of mortRaged premises.
Returnable February term, 1885.
VIM. g. E. sss solicitor.
BY virtue Of the above stated writ to me directed
and delivered, shaH FELL. by public yendue at j.
NJ dibsons Real Estate Exchange. AZ Montgomery
street. Jersey City, on
THURSDAY, the Seventh day Of January,
A. D., 1886,
at two o'clock in the afternoon, all the following
described land and premises, with the appurte-
nances. being the same described in said writ that
is to say:
All that certain lot OF land and premises situate
lying and being in the City Of Jersey City in the
County of Hudson, and State Of New Jersey which
Hudson County, entitled Map OF Lafayette one mile
from Jersey City Ferry Hudson Co., n. IT, is desig-
mated as lot numbered twenty t20l, in block thtr-
teen (1al. bounded and described as follows, viz
Beginning at point in the gouthwesterly line Of
Walnut street, now Johnston avenue, distant TWEEN
ty-hye t25l feet northwesterly from the northwest
erIy line Of Wilton street; thence running south
westerly parallel with Wilton street one hundred
feet thence southeasteriy parallel with Walnut
street. Johnston avenue, twenty five l25) feet
to Wilton street; thence northeasterly along the
line OF Wilton street one hundred 400 feet to al
nut street, now Johnston avenue; thence north
westerly along the line of Walnut street. now John
ston evenue, twenty-five f25l feet to the point or
place Of beginning. Being the same premises con-
vsyed 10 the said Adam Stohr by Petsr e Stohr and
wife by deed dated July Is. 1871. and recorded in
2S0 Of Deeds, on page 206. &c.
Dated October 81. 1885.
FERDINAND HEINTzE Sheriff.
Dec. 66t-$
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LEGAL NOTICES.
SHERIrrs SALEM cHANCERY OF NE

CHERIFFs SALEM CHANoERY OF NEW
d JERSEY.
Between Julia A. ELEPHANT, complainant and
Thomas Davenport ct ais. defendants.
Fl. fa-. for sale of mortgaged premises.
Returnable October Term, 1885.
Williams Cowles Solicitors
BY virtue OF the above stated writ to me directed
and delivered. shall sell by public vendue st J.
NJ. Gibson's Real Estate Exchange, No. AZ Mont
gomery street, Jersey City, on
THURSDAY, the Seventeenth Day Of December,
A. D. 1885.
at two o'clock in the afternoon all the following
described land and premises, with the appurtenan-
ces being the same described in said writ that is
to say:
First Parcel-Al that certain lot, piece or parcel
Of land lying and being in The city Of Jersey City,
County Of Hudson and State Of New Jersey, being
known as lot 228 York street, which, on the map Of
the farm Of Cornelius Van Vorst Is known and dis
tnguished as lot thirty-three lS3) on block number
thirty four t34 said lot being twenty-five feet wide
In front and and seventy weight feet through
out. Being part Of one Of the two lots conveyed
to Jacob Rapp by Cornelius Van Worst and wife.
June II, 1848.
Second Parcel-All that certain lot. piece or par
eel Of land situate, lying and being in the city Of
Jersey City. County Of Hudson and State Of New
Jersey. and which, on map Of the farm Of Corne-
Illus Van Worst tnow deceasedl made fer him by
Joseph F. Bridges, Of the city Of New York, CUR
veyor. bearing date June. A. D. eighteen hundred
and thirty five, and filed In the Office of the Clerk
Of Hudson County the twenty-fourth day of April.
A. d. eighteen hundred and forty-seven May be
known and distinguished as lot number thirty two
32l in block thirty-four tS4. being twenty-five f25
feet wide in front and rear and ono hundred s10O)
feet deep throughout and also ell that certain lot
piece parcel Of land situated lying and being In
the city Of jersey City. in the County of Hudson
and State Of New Jersey, and which on the map
above described Is known the part Of the lot
number thirty-three 1887 ON block number thirty
four t3D a. laid down on said map, being the rest
and residue Of said lot number thirty three remain
ing in the said Jacob Rapp in fee up to the twenty
fifth day Of November, eighteen hundred and
sixty-Ay6
Dated October 10. 1898.
60 FERDINAND HETNTZE, Sheriff
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13
MEDICAL.
TRUE ECONOMY

Every one must practice tT5Ie economy to succeed
IN life. but 1t Is no economy to buy '.Bhoddy''
articles bad -four. bad butter and bad food Of any
kind not economical to use atany price: thou
aand times worse Is 'sshoddy" medicine that pre-
tends to cure but makes the patient worse.
&g-As the best food IL The cheapest because It IL
munitions and ghentna 70 The whole system,
even IL ANAL quantities. 80 Is q pure medicine,
which cures every time. even in small doses; there
fore always keep IN mind these Tea Soiid Facts.
A5Thatc Il more real soIfd cure In one bottle Of
HusTs Kidney and Liver RKarED1. for the diseases
1t Ia prepared for than In barrel Of the 80 called
cures; the dose IL 20 % 20 drops
Grit cures, fsatofes regulates ana inyieoratea
the Liver, Stomach Kidneys, BlAddeD and Urinary
Organs, creates q marvellous appetite and rebutlds
the e1tire system, and It is Never known to fail
assIt viii prevent - we'll a. cure Malaria FeFerz
and rheumatism and al diseases which come from
impure blood. Keep tho fountain and the springs
that supply it pure and the stream Aowing there
from will be healthful and life giving.
oS-Specisl and interesting case OF Brighfs Dis
ease described on second page OF our Banner Book
sTHUsr's Kidney and LIVER REnEDx puriaes
the blood. thereby keeping the kidneys. Liver
Stomach. Bladder aud Urinary Organs vigorous
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aa~1t reaches the seat Of the diseases at once--ro
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The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13

gB-None genuine without bunch Of
green Hops on theWhite label. Shun all
the vile, poisonous stuff with chop OF
Chops" il their name.
The Sunday tatler and Jersey City express. (Jersey City, N.J.) 1883-1886, 1885-12-13

The SUNDAY TATTLER refuses to deliver
papers to neysdealer John Mershelmer;
and those residents of the Hudson City
district who desire the paper win kindly
notify other dealers to deliver it at their
uses
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
,gOSep., III. Davis and the fol.

lowing property: T. Z OF :. W.
i and n, = of $. ". 4 Of section
%. township u, range %. :
l0per cent Delinquency
Cost advertising
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
Geo. Il. Cowing and the follow

ing property: Lot 2and 3, 3Sfeet
of lot 6, block n. S. T. & 5. DivIs-
ion and dwelling. Furniture
500: jewelry $ise. . 10
Loo tav ] 90
~ ner cent. DELINQUENCY 3 81
Cost advertising W
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
JIG. yyOoasi.ie and the follow

lnp prOpertV: IOt IN DOCK 2
Chedic's division and dwelling.
Furniture S 90: piano 500. s
l0p.r cent delinquency
Cost advertising
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
Barclay & Cromwell and the

following property: Block No.
in Currv'S division, 4 dwell
ingS thereon Furniture Sl00;
piano 500; horse $40; wagon S6O.S 81 so
lpoll tax eli Barclay W
10per cent delinquency 6S
Cost advertising W
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
VIM. Suite and the following

VIM. Suite and the following
property.D Howard, agent
Land in Carson City bounded az
follows: Beginning at a point
on the n. line of Firth Avenue,
400 feet K. OF block 8, Rice & Pc
ters division, taence r. along
said line Of Faith Avenue 80 feet
thence n $50 feet, thence w 80
feet, thence to place OF begin nIngS
10 per cent delinquency
Cost advertising
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
william Lynch and the follow

william Lynch and the follow
ing property: Dwelling and lots
5,S, and 9, in block II, Pierson 4
Goodridge's. Furniture 500;
buck board so. l9
lpOll tax
dog tax g!
1O per cent. delinquency !
Cost advertising
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
Charles f.. LauGhtOn and the

following property: The s. ll9
feet of the E 9o2 feet of block
10, Phillips division; also w.
1Ur feet of n. 81 teet of same
block, with dwelling, furniture,
500
C. f.. Laughton, administrator
estate of Thomas Sheehan, de-
ceaSed.) money in tru't 5000;
watch $50 5 10 y
InolI tax 0,
l6per cent deIinouency s.
Cost advertising O
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
Terms of subscriptions:

One copy, one year, DY Ihtl :, '.''''e m
one copy' six months, by mail. .........> 90
One cony. three months, by mail. ...-.... %
Suhscri,tions must be paid in advance
The APPEAL will be delivered to the cltlzehs
Carson at 20 cents per week.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
Young 1Ien!-Read This.

The NoLTAIC BELT &C., OF Marshall
Michigan, offer to End their celebrated
ELECTRo-VoLTAIC BELT and other Ell
days, to men (young or old) af11cteo
with nervous debility, loss of vitality
and loss OF manhood, and all kindre
troubles Also for rheumatism, neur-
aliga, paralysis, anu many other dis
eases Com rIe1e restoration to health.
vigor ana manhood guaranteed. NO
risk is incurred as thirty days trial al
ated pamphlet free
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
MISCELLANEOUS.


@. A. +. Gilbert and the follow
ing property: The f. 81 feet OF
lots | and 4, and f. "a feet of n.
u of lot and dwelling in block
3,Pierson & Goodridge's division
land bounded as fellows: Re.
ginning at point l65 feet $ OF
the corner to sections II, is l9
and %, township l5,range 20,and
running thence w. 5y7 $40 feet,
thence s. 6e5 2-10 feet, thence $.
SO deg, 43S9-l0 feet. thence E 252
$40 feet. thence n. 92t feet to
place of beginning, together with
improvements Furniture 500;
piano 5000: watches and jeWeiry
; cows s7E $ 36 8
l poll tax y,
2 dog tax u
10 per cent delinquency 2;
Cost dVertiSlng U
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
n. r. Alley and the following

n. F.. Alley and the foIIowlng
property: Land and improve
ments as foil ows- Beginning at
q point on the S. line of the Pris-
on road. 6O2 feet E. OF the half
section line and running thence
E.IOO feet thence S. .66S feet. t.thence
w. 100 feet, thence n. 66S feet to
the place of beginning. Furni-
fure $40: piano $50, COW S25, 5 IA O2
poll tax %
l dootax GO
ISnercent. delinquency 30
Cost advertising W
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
MORNING APPEAL.
.. u. DAN Is.

a Daily Newspaper, devoted to Poll Cen
eraI News and Local Affairs
0FFICE-Second Street, opposite the oooIhefn
front OF the State Capitol.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
l.. =. Greenlaw and the follow
" MI. Hayenor and the fol-

" vi. HaVfnOT anu Ute IUI-
lowing property: Piece OF land
described as follows: Begin
ming at a point at the n. w.
corner of the E. = OF S. w. 4 of
section and running thence
south 4l5 feet; thence E. at right
angles 3l5 feet; thence n. at
right angles at AIS feet; thence
w. at right angles 3l5 feet to
place of beginning (vacanD S
10 per cent delinquency
Cost advertising
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
no THE FOLLOWING NAMED
BENJAMIN =. lines and the fol-

lowing property: The n. z
of section s, TIP. 15, range 20, eX-
cepting therefrom one acre sold
and decided to Andrew Gray:
10 per cent. delinquency
Cost advertising
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-30
J.K. Mcdonald and tie follow

ing property: lot 3. anu W 4ZIttI
OF lot 6, in block II, S. I. q 5. dl-
vision and improvements. Fur
niture $50.
10 per cent. delinquency
Cost advertising
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-05-15
Feeding EsLimo Doe..

The duty of feeding the dogs is often in
trusted to the boys, and it is no easy work.
The most common food for the dogs is wal
rus-skin, about an inch to an inch and
half thick, and from foot to eighteen inches
long. The dog swallows one of these strips
rs he would snake and it is so tough that
when he has swallowed about twelve pieces
IT is no great wonder that ne does not want
anything more for two days. Sometimes
they cut the food up into little pieces inside
the igloo, where the dogs cannot trouble
them, and then throw it out on the snow
but this ia not altogether good way; for
then the little dogs get it all while the big
dogs are fighting, for these big burly fellows
are sure TO have an unnecessary row over
each feeding. If pieces too large TO swallow
at gulp are thrown out, the large dogs get
the food and so, between the big dogs and
the little dogs, the Eskimo boys have a hard
time making an equal distribution among the
animals
One winter night, remember, while on our
sledge-lourney, returning to North Hudson IS
bay, Ioolooah was feeding his dogs. with no
one TO help him. He was on his knees near
the igioo door, and throwing the bits 10 the
various dogs, the heads of which were crowd
cd in the entrance. One big dog, after il
had received it's share, having driven all the
other dogs away, seemed determined not to
leave. Toolooah grew angry, seized his stick
and rushed out after It to settle matters.
but he came rushing back even faster then
he went out, seized his gun hurriedly, and as
hastily was gone again Before we could
surmise what 1t meant a shot was heard, and
IN few seconds more ToolooRh came crawl
ing in, dragging a big wolf after him, Its
white fangs showing in its black mouth in a
way that made us shudder This was the
big dog IoolooRh had been feeding, but il
did not understand the customs Of the Eski-
mo dogs well enough to know that it must
stop eating when only half satisfied and this
Ignorance cost it its hfe.-Lieut Frederick
hchtlodtAad igi st. Nicholas Tor MGu
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-05-15

His relations with the troops were peculiar.
He never made speeches TO the soldiers, and
of course never led them himself into battle
after be assumed his high commands But in
every battle they saw him certainly once or
twice far to the 'front.' ~ exposed as they for
there always seemed 10 come time In each
engagement when he was unwilling TO use
the eyes or ears Of another, but must observe
for himself in order to determine The sol
diers saw all this they knew, too, that when
he rode around in camp it meant action, and
the sight Of his blue overcOat, exactly like
their own, was a signal TO prepare for battle.
They found out his character and respected
his qualities They felt that he meant well,
although when the time came he spared them
not for the cause. Thus. though so unde-
monstrntive. he awoke a genuine enthusiasm.
After the battle Of the Wilderness he rode at
night along the road where Hancocks veter-
ans lay, and when the men discovered II was
Graut, and that his face was turned toward
Richmond. they knew in momentthey were
not to retire across the Rapidan ~ 30 often
before and they rose in the darkness and
cheered until the enemy thought It was
night attack and came out and opened FIRE.
When the works were carried at Petersburg,
their enthusiasm was Of course unbounded /,
and whenever they caught glimpse Of him
in the AppOmattox campaign, the cheers we're
vociferous After the surrender OF Lee they
began without orders to salute him with can
non, but he directed the firing to cease, lest
it should wound the feelings of the prisoners,
who. he said. we're once again our country
men This sentiment he retained Soon af
ter the close Of the war l was present when
committee Of Congress, headed by Charles
sumner, waited on him TO propose that q
picture should be painted Of the surrender Of
T,ee 10 he ulaced in the rotuuda of the Capl-
toll But he told them he should never con
sent. so far as he was concerned to any pict-
ure being placed in the Capitol to commem-
crate victory in which our own countrymen
we're the losers - Gen. Badedu IN May Cen
fgts.U
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-05-15

THE PENITENTEs or NEW MEXICO This
society, until it is crushed out will remain an
effectual barrier to the progress of morality
and good orderin New Mexico. 1t Was found
ed at Santa Cruz IN 1893 by the old Fran
ciscan missionaries. 1t was originally inten-
ded as q means of bringing the whole popu-
laton within the pale of the church, and its
principal dogma WAS that no sin could be
forgiven without confession and expiration
As time wore on, and the society became III
dependent, it added dogmas Of its own.
One of these. the inverse OF the above, was
that no SIN could be so great but that a sufi-
cient expiation would purge it away. There
are twenty thousand Penltentes, and they are
mutually sworn to assist and protect one an
other. even to the extent of perjury. The
public services of expiration are held once q
year in HOly-week. There is never any lack
of expisnts. An image of the Virgin is placed
in the center of the church, OF in the campo
santo before it, and the ground for many
yards in front of 1t is strewn knee-deep with
cactus, whose poisonous spines will some
times pierce the heaviest soled shoe Through
this bed of living thorns the Penitentes march
with naked feet or crawl along on bare knees
calling piteousiy the while TO the Virgin for
forgiveness of their sins. AS if this was not
sufficient, they scourge themselves with great
punches of cactus tied together on a thong,
and slash themselves with knives. The natu-
raj result of these horrible exercises il a death
now and then, and many MANNED and pitiable
creatures who drag out a miserable existence
for the remainder of their days. In one OF
these little chapels we visited, tine whitewash
ed walls were splashed with blood to the
height of Six or eight feet. Alonsignor Bamy
the present enlightened Archbishop of New
Mexico. has made strenuous efforts to abolish
this evil, but 50 strongly is it intrenched in
the custom of the people that he has met
with but little success in his efforts. Il irge
Harrison in Man HdrBer's
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-05-15

The elephant can go. very good ivory
Is now made from bones and scraps OF sheep
skin. The next improvement will be the
playing of the game of billiards by machinery
When this is done young men can stay At
home and improve their minds -Ne3o Or
leans PiodyUHe.
church paper tells this good story of the
late Archbishop of Canterbury when bisb
op OF London, be was much worried by a
clergyman, who was forever asking impossi-
bic things. Usually, the clergyman's letters
had been answered by the bishops ehaplains
but one day, DIR. TAFT, whose handwriting
was not remarkably leeible, wrote himself
BY the next post arrived a most insolent let
Ter, saying that when a clergyman wrote 70
his diocesan, he was at least entitled TO ex-
pect a reply from himself, not from some Of
fetal whose very handwriting betrayed that
he Was not even an educated man"
A little boy In Saratoga not long ago came
rushing IN from outdoors crying because he
had been stung by bee. Mamma. he sob.
bed, ''Id just as lieyes the bees d walk on me ;
but don't like to have EN- sit down"
Henry James, a namssake and nephew OF
the well-known novelist, is an interesting
child of three years. A few days ago, after
being advised 10 try and button his own shoes,
faint grunts were heard in the next room,
and soon IN an emphatic tone came the
words "Oh, God, why couldn't you have
made me with my shoes on p