The Rugby gazette and east Tennessee news. (Rugby, Morgan Co., Tenn.) 1884-188?, 1885-06-27
A SINGULAR BOOK.
scintillating with Sarcasm ana Brilliar


Scintillatlng With saTcasm and Brilliant
with TRUTH
New York Correspondence Americdii Rural
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Chap. l. "Has Malaria;" goes to Flor
Chap. II. "Overworked;" goes to- Eq'
rope. >"'~s
Chap. III. "Has Rheumatism;" goes to
Ems.
Chap. w. Has row with his Doctor |!
The above chapters, Mr.. Editor, I find in
d book recently published by. an anony-
nous author. Ihav6 read d Deal Of sar-
casm in my day, but | never, read any
thing equal TO the sarcasm herein. con-
taitied | suspect the experience portrayed
Is personal one; in short, the author in
Inmates as much on pags 81. Let me give
you synopsis:
.."Malaria,'! as It states, is the. cloak With
multitude ofill feelings which they do not
understand, and do net much carete hives
| tigate. 1t is also q cover for such diseases
as they cannot cure. When. they advise
their patient 10 travel or that he. has
overworked dnd, tieedsy,rest and is
probably suffering from malaria, II is a
confession of Ignorance or of indbjlltS,
The patient goes abroad: The change is q
tonic and for time he feels better. COMES
| home. Tickle appetite, frequent, head
| aches, severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness,
irritability, tired feelings, and ysnqral un.
| fitness for business are sicceelted tn due
1 timely alarming attacks of rhelfmatism
(which e fit about his body regardless of oil
y 1t is muscuiar,-in his back. > iArticular,
If his joints. Infammatory,. my how
/ he. fears it will fly to his hearth. Now of
! he goes to the springs. The doctor sends
him there, of course, to get well; .at, the
same time he does not, really want him "a
die on his hands!
That would hurt his business! a,;.:- -,
Better for few days. Returns. After
a while neuralgia transfxes him.. ,He
bloats; can not breathe; has pneumonia;
can not walk; Staa. not sleep on bis left
side; is fretful; very nervous tnd.irribo-
BILE; is'pale and Asbby !; has frequent chills
and feyers; everything about him seem!
to 60 Wrong; becomes suspicious, .musters
ub:strength and demands'tn know WHAT'S
killing him! -.
''Gfeat heavenW. no cries, agwhy havs
you kept me SO long iii ighoranceY" =.
"Because," said the. doctor, "iread YOU
Fate dye years ago. l Thought best to-ileel
you comfortable andignorant of the facts.
/. He 'dismisses' the doctor, but too late
His fortune has all gone tofees. e.
But HIN. what becomes of'him? Il, a.
The other day wclf-kAown Wall stree
banker said to me sitsis really astonishing
How general bright's disease. lis becoming
/ Two ofny personal friends are now .dyinl
of IT,, But it islIot ipcurabfe lam certain
for my nephew was recently cured nsheI
his hysiciahs SAID recovery was impossi
" ta1a Tha I'D tc IA lo n yuo
derful onc,N This gentleman formerl,
represented his government in q foreigl
: country. He knows, appreciates and de
clares. the valiie of transportation, be
,kcauso his nephew, who is a son Of. Danisl
Vice. Consul Schmdt,. waspronounced in
durable whom che remedy, Warmers SAT
cure, was begun. '7'Yes," said his father
t"I Was very skcptieal;; but since takin
that remedy the boy SIS well"
regret to note that .ex-President Ar
thur is said,tp be victim of this terribl
disease He ought to live, bst the proba
bilities are'that since authorized remedie
advise him to 'save-his life, as so man
thousands have done; by the use of War
ner's safe cure, which. Gen. Christensen
OF Drexel, Morgan & Co.'S, told me he re
garded- tsas q wonderful remedy"
) Well, l suspect the hero Of the boo
: cured himself by the 'sawe means. The in
ternal evidences points very strongly
; this conclusion. =
can not close1ny notice of this boo
better than by. quoting his advice to hi
readers:
:"4f, my friend, you have such an expe
rience as~I have portrayed, do not pu
your trust in physicians to the exciusio
of other remedial agencies. They hav
AZ .,,npopolxy f,var-1icooca op1 narcopol1
know that many of them are so very con
scientious' that they would far prefer tina
their patients should go to Heaven diret
from thcir powerless hands than that the
should be saved to earth by the use of an
unauthorized means"
And that the authors condemnation
too true; how many Thousands duped, an
yet rescued, as he was, can personally ties
tify? -.