New-York tribune., 1885-10-22
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Tie Rev. Mr.. Barnes. the Kentucky mountain Evan
cclist WHO has teen living England tor year or
more has joined the English Church. Some OF his
fficnas predict that he will nEally fetch up in the
Roman Catholic Church.
Happy the mal with wishes few,
VINO 'gaInst his lot makes 10 cOmplalnti
Who neer demands more than his due
Unless IS sure lie will obtain I;
Whomccky takes whatever fato
May send him. II 10 raise or cru-h'
VINO grumbles not to hold straight
''" -lgcston Gazette.
.rbe Editor ~ The Ybo,dl OKasJ linton is gallant
man, The last issue Of his paper contained the following
leader Our thanks duo aId arc hereby rendered TO
Mrs C. Z. Allison and Miss f. ". Wilcox, who came to
our office Friday might OF last week and helped US fold
papers"
Dnor What in tlulder 90 ycu call this Vile compound
Water: An entry" sir.
Diner crisns VIII gust: Umrh' Where's the exit !
-Tid-Bts
Two plumbers got drunk the other day IN the cellar OF a
ProhbtoEist IcIare. Ohlc. They were enabled - ID
40 lecalse tie ProoitlOniot mad failed TO tnk his own
liquors.
Tire people OF Pennsylvania that there are alto
gather too many costly high schools ia that state aud
to- few primary schools.
Time was they say. when merit won the bays
But in these times 10y merit rises
Alas we've fallen cn degenerate days.
For gas and Orass now capture all ne pFlIe''
-lBOston Courier.
Last Jny young son Of Private Dalzell. OF Caldwell
Ohio died from injuries received in railroad accident.
Hs dog Frank Of which he very fond apr cared TO
be lnc,asolablc Every sunday aer his masters death
Frank went church and sat in the lads pew ami he
frc,ueny visited the grave showing many signs OF deep
grief About two weeks ago Frank disappeared ani
has not boon since. 1t is supposed that he has
committed suicide
IIe WAS one Of tnosc shabby goncc tramps with
trle of the flavor Of the "ol school grnten ABOUT
him hut he was q tramp for all that with graceful
orsanco stood at the back door Of Hartford homc
and thus rcclted; -. a., .. H., ..r Ill, r bo,.o
seen better days and may not be becoming 10 me- but
If Won should see N ia your uubounded generosity to
mass me out slice O bread and butter please oe so klDu
as 10 butter only side. do so dislike to nave my
pocket lining greasy ,,, ,..,.,. u.
buter side ln he slipped 1t into his already well Filled
pocket started along with VertaOe doec faE nlehte
air. Hartford Post
Now that Dr. 1aIraago has preached the Lords
razor the Western papers want Aia to preach ON the
shaving brush.
There are some good stories told some of the NOM
ncrs OF tno Legislature When OF tAe new nsn1srs
arrived sworn IN he took his seat aud the next
thinx he ed the election OF tho dO0rkeepers
VINO were thereafter stationed at the various dCOrs After
remaining his until his legs got cranped ana ne
wanted exercise. the nciaber arose, aud, umidy ap
prouchug "a doorkeeper, said In whisper:
lay Ia IKE & 20 70 out oGtrMyou r,;yo Ton A'cI'
The doorkeepcr let hia out Before tAe session was vas
free pass AMI stay week and nobody would Iliss nm
CG tSe ae serSs aon TGSn nn cS quorum ''A'
And thls brings TO mind the words OF a member who
once said In confidential way:
"Tho per. dirlum aint much but the perry -quees Is
h-nr'-l Atlanta Constitution.
The culture OF said to be extending rapidly in
the eastern part OF Good Judges say that tho
soil Of that region Is suited for the production of ne
a grudo OF tot accO can be grown IL the world.
COUNTRY SCENE.
How handsome IN the mellow autunu morn
To wearicd eyes, the ntldS or corn
The rows OF stubblo DER the fertile ground,
The pompoas shocks that, with n stately stride,
Cross and recross the field from side to side.
And march, at some captains stern bshest,
Each equal distance from the re'ti
or like a lot Of maideus. you'll confess.
! I'm rlsset.cOlorcd Mother Hubbard dress
The binder stalk tho neck from which T. hangs,
You stop AMI look with interest intense.
To see them climb the d" stake.and rdere1 feuco
Bat then the maidens stop, as j Cu hld said
sudden Haltp to leaders aud the led
A nj ssem to say, in mOdesty sublime,
-Counbus Dispatch.
Husband: AZ hoar that Miss Pufba, the well-known
novelist is going to get married" wlfo: Yes she de-
baed long time whether she should devote herself to
literature or to husband and of the two evils she has
been silly enough to choose the creator" Husband =
"PoOr fellow"
What is life and no loving 2" she tenderly sighed,
As her head on his shoulder she lad
"What Is love and no living E. he sadly replied
40 "0 - i Boston Gazette.
Brokers' Uife-I see you are going have a moderator
IA the Stock Exchange
Broker-Well what II we do.
| Brokers' wife-Pm Sc glad. Ihave oug thought that
what you needed down there than anything else
| was moderation.
| sur pose everybody knows what q "DrOoper" Ia.
That the term applied In Nevada to man whose vile
| supports him BY keeping boarieTs. guess we nave
them here Ia Wlshugtcn. Ia fact think they could DC
pointed ont thO.oug 1tares daily. know a per:
feet gentleman who akes hs aast tnat he never dd
days work In his life. SSt his ;"or wife Is always AZ
her eni 10 know how ~ suyrt him SO that hs Can