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Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
OnIy Temperance Bitters Known.

Grateful Thousands proclaim NtNEuAN BrTTH ss the most wonderful tnvigorant that ever sustained the sinking system.
 Made from California roots and herbs, free from Alcoholic stimulants. A PurKatAvo and Tonic
 This RitccrS cures Female complaintr nfammatory and Chronic Hhcumnttarns Gout, Bilious, Rcmittent md Intermittent fe' yers, Blood, Liver and Kidney piaeases.
 Dyspepsia or Indtg gcrtton, Hcndachc, Pain in the Shoulders Coughs, TRhtnces of the Bilious Attacks, Papitation of the Heart, pneu- monia, and Pain in the regions Of the kidncya, are cured by the use of the Bittera.
 For skin Diseases, Eruptionn, Boiln, Erysipelas Scrofula, Discolorations, Humorn and diseases of the Skin of whatever name or na- ture, are literally dug up and carried out Of tho system in a short time by the use of the Bitteru. ItIuvigorates the Stomach, and gtm- ulates the torpid Liver md Bowels, which ren- der it of unequaled efficiency in cleansing the blood 1f all impurities, and imparting new life and vigor to the whole system.
 No Person can take the Bittcrs md remain long unwell destroyed and removed from the system
 Cleanse the NittRtcd IElood whenever it is foul your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood pure, and the health of the system will follow.
 Tn conclusion Give the Blttors trial. 10 will speak for itself. One bottle will prove bet ter guarantee of it's merits than n lengthy ad- vertisement
 R. IT. EE<DouRId Drug Co.,, proprietorp, San fransssco Cal and b2s ta X Rr Washington ht.
 Cor, Charlton St.. New York Solt by all Dealers and Orn srgtata.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

Young or middle-aged mon, suffering from premature decline Of power, however induced, speedily and radically cured. Illas- trated book for 10 cents in stamps. Words Dispensary Medical Association, Buffalo \. \.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
HAsrY marriage seldom provotl wcll.

TIE purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver oil int he world, manufactured from fresh, healthy flyers, upon the seashore. Itis absolutely pnro and sweet. Patients who have once taken it pre-. fer it to all others. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in the market Made by Caswell, Hazard & Co.,, New York
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

MONEY. We were once told that money did everything for a man. This set us to thinking that money won't do as much for a man as some men will do for money.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

AN0A-
 However light
 And diEestibic For two or three hours at time had ta so through the most EKerueiating pains "And tho only way ever gotn "Reliefh Was by throwing up all my stomach con tainedlI No ono can conceive the pains thal I had to go through, until "At lastF Twas takenl "so that for three wects lay in bei and Could eat nothing.l My sufrcrings were so that called two doc tors b give mo something that would stop the pain. There efforts were no good to mo At last heard good deal About your Hon Bittersl And determined to try thcm.n Got a bottlo-in four hours took the con. tents of Ouclll
 Next day was out of bod, and have not seen
 "Sickp
 Hour, from the same cause. since. l have recomm anded it Co hundreds Of oth' CTS. You have no such Advocate as l ann
 GEO. KENDALL, Allston, Boston, Mas.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

"BEEsoS's AROMATIC ALUM SULRHun soAp,' beautifies and softens face and bands, heals and cures all skin diseases for sure. g cents by "Druggists," or by mal. Wm. Dreydoppel, Philadelphia Pa
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
SCrOfuIa

Lurks in the blood of nearly every in many esses inherited Its ssverest form that of running sores the arms, legs. or fest Ranches in the gan1s or the neck. pmpies, growths swollen 1oints and thiekening of the upper lip other symptoms. Hoods SArsapArA has had wonderful success in cur ing scrofulA. It thoroughly eradioHtos tho humor from the blood and gives t vitality and richness
 Albert Estes, 2s East Pine Street. Lowell, Mars, had been troubled win scrofulous humor from boy. hood, and in the summer of 1881 had large running sore on his leg. On taking Hoods Sarsaparilla the sore gradually disappeared and ho has had no indoa- tion of the humor since.
 Mrs wm MeDonAld. Wooster. O.. for IS months suffered with scr3fulous swelling of the glands ia th, neck. Hoods SarsapArilla mm ,dAte relief, tho swslings being largely reduced. sho thinks there ih .othink equal to it
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

When you visit or loays New York city, savs Ixrssa sxprossaxe and a carriage hre and at the Grand Union Hotel, oppoaite Grand Central depot.
 GU elegNn rooms, fitted up at cost of milllo dolArA. Sl and upward per day. kuropsan plAn. hio VAtor. Restaurant supplied with the beet. Horse stages and elevated railroad to all dspla. Famihni can live better for less money At tho Grand Unior Hotel than al any other hrst-oass hotel In the city FoR SPECIAL RATES for advertising in this pnper a pplv to lha publfabpr of the TAR.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

The Frazer Axle Grease received medals at the Centennial, State Fair, Paris Exposition, American Institute and others
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
A sroRM moyes thifty.sir miles ner honr.

GRATED HANDS, face, pimples and rough skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, Hszaid & Co.,, New York.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

s-Sy-N None genuine withoutn bunch of green Hops on the white label Shuu all tho vile, poisonous stuff with "Aop" or "Hopsn m their name.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
Frnzer AxIe fsren.e.

GET Lyon's Patent Heel stideners applied to your new boots and shoes before you wear them out
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
Downright Cruelty.

Topsrmit yourself and family to ''Suferm
 With sickness when it can be prevented and cured so eaily
 With Hop Bitterslll
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

THE PRESENT FRESHMAN class of liar yard numbers PCS. That of Yale is rahter below the average.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

TIE secret of success is cOnstancy to pur- pose.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
CONTAGIOUS!

I am native of England, and while was in that country contracted terrible blood poison, and for two years under treatment as an out door pas tient at Nottingham Hospital England, but was mol cured. I suffered the most agonizing pains in my bones, and was covered with sores all over my body and limbs, Finally completely lost all hope in that country, and sailed for America, and was treated at Roosevelt in this city, As well as by prominent physician in New York having no con. necton with the hospitals.
 I saw the advertisement of swift's Specific. and | determined to give it trial I took six bottles and can say with great joy that they have cu-sd nc entirely. am as sound and well as I ever was in
 New York City, June i2th, 1885.
 Treatise Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
 TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC O.. Drawer g. Atlanta Ga N. S., l5i W. 2sd St
 CKUNK, Muskrat Raccuou, Mink, bought for casa O at highest prices Send fore circular giving full partfcuiRrE. E e. Bouyhtou. 44 Bond Et.. New York
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28

Prso's REMEDY for 0alarrh is agreeable 10 use. It is not liquid or 8 snuf. 50c.
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
Import1tut. have Na- KuVE

M oDEBx needles first came into use in l545
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
One Experience Of Msny.

Having experienced great deal of "Troubleln from indigestion, SO much so that came near losing my
Connecticut western news., 1885-10-28
However light And fiiresfiiaio.

My trouble always came after eating any
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31
FOX AND FOWL.
Cute Reynard's sagacity in the Rols Of an
Undertaken.

Undertaken.
A pleasing incident, that adds to the
fox's reputation for shrewdness that is
somewhat better than cunning, appears
in the Liverpool Courier. A Scotch
correspondent writes to that journal:
Zone of the stalkers in the deer forest
here has young fox which he caught
when quite cub, and which he keeps
chained to kennel near his cottage.
The other day he gave the creature a
dead crow, thinking he might like the
amusement of eating it; but Reynard,
after careful consideration, thought the
birds condition rather called for decent
burial, and therefore he dug with his
forepaws a large enough hole in front
of his kennel. and when finished he put
the bird into it, laying it on its back,
with its claws in the air.
The stalker, who was watching the
animal, saw him then scrape the loose
earth over the bird so as to quite cover
its body; but the legs still stuck up in
the air. These legs seemed to annoy
I9m good deal, and he tried TO press
tAem down with his nose. Failing in
this. and after evidently turning the
matter over in his mind, he bit the legs
of, laid them fiat beside the bird and
then covered everything over witt
EARTH
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31
A CULPRiT.

The maiden aunt, in her straight-backed
with lush on her pale and wrinklea
cheek,
was just about to speak.
And the maiden mecca nice little maid
Stnod meekly twIrling her thumbs about,
with half-triumphant, half AFRAID
And wholly bewitehing pout.
said the maiden aunt: "Will you please ex.
what your heads were doing SO close to-
You could easily, assure you. Jane.
Have knocked me down with feather!
swhen think of your bringing up-my
MY scrupulous care-and it's come to this!
ippeared to be sitting calmly there,
And letting a YOUNG MAN KISS you'll
.Now tell me at once just what he said,
And what you replied. This is quite a
trial,
40 do not stand there and hang your head,
Or attempt the least deniali
TfI catch you once more in such a--flx,
Though you are eighteen, / can tell you,
Ishail treat you just as if you were six,
And send you TO school againl
sAre you going to tell me what he said,
And what you said? I'll not stand this
trihing,
30 look at me, Jane! Lift up your headl
Don't go as If you were stiaing!"
Ger voice was shaken-of course, with fear;
HE said-he said: Will you have me
Janep
And said would. But indeed, aunt, dear
We'll never do so againi"
-Margaret Vandegrtft, In Century.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31
DANGEROUS MONKEYS.
They Amuse Themselves by WreckIng
Railway Trains.

They AmUse Themselves by Wrecking
Railway Trains.
Between place called Niddivunda
and Herebully there is large tope
which is well known to be infested with
lot of monkeys. Having no other
mode of occupying their dull hours,
they are bent upon trying to destroy
the Tumker Line. It would appear
that these animals, about fifty or sixty,
form themselves into two patches; they
range themselves Systematically, one
half on one rail and the other half on
the other. They begin by first remov-
ing the earth from the sides of the rails.
Then they arrive at the difficulty of
nuts and bolts, which, though they ex-
aiming them very minutely, they can
not get over.
On the approach of the up or down
train they wait until the engine is with
in few yards, when, with the utmost
GOODNESS, they simply jump on one side
till the train has passed, and then re-
sumo their work. A remarkable in
stance occurred on one of these oeca-
sions. As the engine was approaching
the monkeys made their usual jumps,
with the exception of one, who per-
sisted in remaining on the line, the en-
gine by this time being very near. Five
or six monkeys, seeing the danger one
of their number was in, made sudden
rush and dragged him off, some laying
hold of him by the tail, others by the
legs; anyhow, they saved him. They
are now styled the Niddivunda gang
men by the guards and drivers.-Mad-
q,Gs Mail.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31

he made the horse and driver do such a
trying feat
eff gold is so heavy, silver must be
trying to handle"
''We don't handle it. We wouldn't
accept deposit of 1000 silver dollars
from anybody, and we never take silver
from strangers. OF course, customer
may bring in roll OF two to make
good round sum, but we never break
it, and pay it out in the same packages
in which we receive it. Every depositor
is required to write his name on such .
roll, and if the party we give it to finds
it stuffed with lead pipe, or short piece,
all he has to do is to bring it back
with the wrapper, and the depositor's
signature holds him good for it. We
can refuse silver at this desk, because
we make no charge for deposits. In
fact, the bank just keeps me for orna-
ment and accommodation; for unless a
deposit remains here for sufficient
length of time to be put out at interest
it never gets a cent for my work. +"
'Are you worriedmuch with counter
feitsp''
''Not large ones. There used to be
an immense amount of bad silver afioat,
and when / was at the exchange desk
three years ago, / used to find So to SO
in counterfeits every day. have been
the receiving teller for two years now,
and have taken in an average of
$4,000 per day in checks, coin and
bills, and in that time I have never
stumbled across but six xcounterfeits, two
in gold coins and four bills, and !
was lucky enough to catch them all. y
The hands of the clock pointed to
three o'clock at this juncture, and as
the bank door closed the reporter took
his departure, leaving the teller en-
gagged in a still-hunt for the missing
dollar that refused to permit his sheet
to balance with his cash.--San Fran.
| cisco ALtG.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31
LIBERAL DAMAGES.
why Judge Instructed the Jury I'm Favor
of the Plaintiff.

why Judge instructed the jury IN Eav0r
of the Plaintiff
Aman who had been arrested, charged
with misdemeanor, brought suit for ma
licious Imprisonment. When the case
was brought up for trial the Judge
asked:
upon what, sir, do you base this
suitp I understand that you did commit
misdemeanor."
"Yes, Jedge, l don't deny that
''Then how could the imprisonment
have been maliciousPn
"Well, you see, thar was circus in
town the day 1 was arrested. WANTED
to go to the show but the officer cheated
me out of it. Just as the elephant and
the spotted hoss come along, the officer
showed me into jail. Why didn't he
wait until the show was over before he
arrested mep"
"Your point is very strong one, y
said the Judge. s'The inherent right..oi
an American citizen is to see the circus.
The jury will please assess liberal dam
ages. n-ArEdns0s TTa0eter.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31
PuNeENT PARAGRAPHS.

New York is manufacturing canes
as big as baseball bats to keep the
dudes from blowing aWay.-N Y. Sun.
We don't just see why woman
should like her mirror better than O
man, for the man viii fatter her and
the mirror won't-N Y. Joasgssai.
Darwin says that the monkey can
blush. He certainly ought to when he
sees the way his descendants are cut
ting up.--Peck's SWn.
We doubt if the inquisition pos
sessed any combination for torture sur
passing toothache and new pair Of
boots. -LosceH MAS Citizen.
He "You don't sing or play.
Then l presume you write or paint
She-f'0, no; I'm like the young men
we meet in society. simply sit around
and try to look intelligent. "~-Ha1per's
BGzGT.
-Itis the easiest thing in che world
to write fun. AL you've got to do is
to sit down and think Of It and tsten
write it. We could write columns Of it
If we could think Of it, Chicago
Ledger.
There was man once ON time,
who thought him very wise. He posi-
lively affirmed he'd never advertise.
But the goods were advertised ere long,
and thereby hangs a tail. The ad was
set in nonpareil, and headed Sheriff s
Sale. M z. Nal.
"A Justice in Georgia recently
undertook to marry two couples ~
once and married both women TO ono Of
the men before he was aware Of the
fact. He afterwards got the matter
Strengthened ont to the satisfaction d
the contracting parties.-N 7. San.
/ "A Harvard student searched fox !
leak in the gas-pipe with ightef
match. He viii never do it again
There is this to say in favor Of q col
legiate education: When q man learn
anything he learns it SO thorough,
that he never forgets it-Boston Tran
script.
| -sIt's through no fault of mine,
complained a tired-looking young man
| '.that Icanae into the world. Bnt ! au
| here, and the world owes me living.
s.Yes, " was the reply, ''tlie world owe
you living, but you haven't energ
and spunk enough TO collect il, "-NaI
York Sun.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31
What a Partisan Philanthropist
Learned.

A French journal relates an incident
which it construes as a aremarkable Illus
tration of the practical character of the
American people. A Partisan philan-
thropist, so the story runs, went re-
Gently to New York to study new
system of education for the blind, and
in one of the blind schools saw a number
of young people of both sexes occupied
in learning to distinguish rapidly by the
touch coins of all kinds under the
direction of professor, who taught
them to discriminate between the good
and the bad The curious investigator
asked for an explanation, and was in
formed that this class was for the in
struction of those who intended to adopt
the profession of street beggars,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31

Some 250 former residents of Massa-
chusetts now living in Minneapolis have
formed a Massachusetts, club for month
ly scciables for themselves and their
families. A condition of membership
is former residence IN the old Bay
State of at least q year.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-12-31

They have vaccination bees" in
Canada. In this country bees are not
vaccinated. IN Z. Grapkic.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

The customary canvass OF Ohio, which is
made by both parties before the election, results
az usual, in claim by each that the prospect
favors its chances. But both parties put in q
saving clause in the shape Of doubt as to the
prohibition vote. DIR. Leonard, the prohibition
candidate, has made a very vigorous campaign
In spite Of the worrtment his opponents caused
him on account of the faith he displayed in the
curative uses of alcoholic stimulants, and 1t is
now said that the temperance vote will proba-
bly, tip the balance. Only one week remains
before the election.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06
THE EvENING STAR: wAsHINGToN. D. G., TUESDAY,
A TIMELY SUGGESTION.

THE TINE HAS ARRIVED WHEN HEAVY
UNDERWEAR IS SUBJECT YOU OUGHT TO
BE POSTED on. THE WEATHER IS IN A PRO
PER CONDITION; OUR STOCK LIKEWISE BY
PROPER CONDITION" WE MEAN OUR STOCK
Is, AS IT SHOULD BE, IN QUALITY. EXCEL
LENCE AND PRICE, WE ASK YOU TO EXAM
me IT AS CRITICALLY AS WE DID IN BUYING
FOR OUR TRADE. WE HAVE NOT MARKED A
FEW ARTICLES AT Low FIGURE AS A
BAIT" AND THEN MADE 1T UP BY AVER
AGING 1T ON SOMETHING Else BUT EVERY
ANTIcLEI IS MARKED NOT WITH THE HIGH
EST PRICE THAT 1T WILL BRING, But WITH
FOR so AS TO AFFORD Us SMALL MARGIN.
OUR STOCK IN THIS DEPARTMENT INCLUDES
UNDERWEAR,
SHIRTS.
HOSIERY,
sCARFS AND TIES,
COLLARS AND CUFFS,
GLOVES,
HANDKERCHIEFs.
UMBRELLAS, ETC.
IN EVERY QUALITY THAT YOU DESIRE. AND
IN SUFFICIENT QUANTITY TO SATISFY THE
MOST EXACTING.
FURNISHING DEPARTMENT, FIRST FLoOR.)
sAKS & COMPANY.
OUTFITTERS,
ocs 800 TO sos SEVENTH ST.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

The court Of Alabama claims have decided to
go right along and trust to Congress to pay the
salaries in dispute. Congress at this rate will
take on quite the character of a court of APP
peals. The steamship companies are to protest
against the subsidy rulings of the Postmaster
General, the antf-cfvil service reform demo-
Gratis are TO try to wriggle out of the grip of the
new law; the silver men are to appeal against
the coinage policy of the administration; the
cattle barons mean to fight for their privileges,
and so on But men with grievance have In
the past generally found Congress a very un-
satisfactory tribunal
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

Tfe fabulous report that a great body of
water to which the name of lake Mistassini was
given. lay hid In the wilderness OF northern
Canada has been exploded by scientific re-
search. 1t seems that the lake is only 125
miles long by Is or 20 miles in breadth: not an
Insignificant sheet OF water, to be sure, but
small in comparison with the chain of great
lakes which it was said to excel. Lake Superior
still holds the championship
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

The elections in France have resulted in large
gains In favor of the conservative elements
which for one reason and another antagonize
the present government The reaction, it
would now appear, is not sufficiently strong to
upset the administration, but will make 1t
much less powerful. The result is due, appar-
entity, to the dissatisfaction that prevails over
the shortcomings and blunders OF the cabinet,
which it must be said, has not been very fortu-
nate In either its foreign or domestic policy.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

This Is the 'bombsheii'' season. One can
scarcely pick up a newspaper without finding
mat one oil these uncomfortable projectiles is
about to explode in the camp Of the opposite
party fortunately the casualties are not, as a
rule. on a scale with the racket or there would
be mighty few eombatants left.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

The Congo country is very wonderful, no
doubt, and 1t certainly has a very stimulating
effect on the Imagination. The latest yarn from
that region comes in the shape Of report of a
desperate fight with canni bal warriors of both
sexes on the Kasai river, where the boats of the
intrepid navigators were also opposed by thou
sands of hippopotami. A female cannibal war
rior attacking an European invader on the back
of q hippopotamus would be rather a pictur-
esque object.
But the intrepid discoveries vanquished
their fierce but untutored foes; they always do
For If rifles and other ordinary weapons fail
then they have recourse to arm known as
the long-bow, In the use of which these travel
ers excel all creation and are invincibIe
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

Mr.. Potter Palmer has resorted to an inge-
NOUS scheme in his Chicago hotel to break
down the chipping" nuisance. He takes the
ground that he pays the servants for their
work and that the extra moneys given them by
guests for service, belong TO him, and hence he
Obliges the walters TO turn over their gifts to
the hotel. The policy is said to work like
charm. The patrons of the hotel do not care
to add to their per diem by gratuities and the
walters see no advantage in taking fees which
have to be promptly handed over to the pro-
prietor. The scheme is commended to hotel
men in general There Is no more sense in
Tipping" waiter or bedroom servant who is
faithful and obliging than prompt salesman
or an efficient helper Of any sort. The system
is an outgrowth of the aristocratic caste basis
Of society in Europe, and should not get a foot
hold here where labor Is held to be honorable
and paid for on its merits.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-10-06

II Is thought that Mr.. Hendricks has not vet
exactly caught on TO the Presidents views on
the civil service commission.