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The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12
Contagious

Diseases are prevalent an over the world
am native of England, ana while Id That
country contracted - terrible blood poison.
ana Tor TWO NcvrS waS under trpurma ut as ;u
outdoor patient az = ttiughum Hospital,
England. But was not cured. suffered tht
most agont4lug pains in nay bones. ANA was
covered with sores an over my boy ami
limbs. had vertigo and 0cutnt-~, with par
tIal Joss Of -. 1T. severe pains ia my Ht AL aud
eyes. etc, which nearly ran mo crazy. : ip-t
al nope IN that country. aud suli.d tor Amer
lea. and was treated at RocstNcit in tn city
ds wei aS 10y prominent physician iI Now
lork having no connection with rho hospitals.
saw the advertisement of ssiit'- specific.
ana determined To give itu trial as a last IJ-
sort. ! had given up all hope @" being cured,
as | had gone through the haG,s OF the br-I
medical men in Nottingham and N"W YORK. !
took six bottles OF ;. :. :. and can SAY with
great joy thar they have cured mo entirely.
am sound and well rs lever was in my
life. J. FIRED IlAI.FbKH
y. y. city. June T. ISIS.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12

Notice Is hereby given that in accordance
with an act entitled An act 10 provide for Il
general law for the Incorporation of railways
and canals" approved Fcb'y 10Th, 1874, being
chapter 1887 of the laws OF Florida and all acts
amcndatOry thereof, the Undersigned have
formed a corporation for the purpose of con-
structing, maintaining and operating rail-
road for public use i'll conveyance of persons
and property. 10 be called The Palatka and
Ocklawuha River Railway Company. The
road is to be constructed and operated from
Pa!atka i'll the county of Putnam 10 Ocala in
the county of Marion, with branch from some
point in the county OF Putnam to AStOr in the
county of Orange. The length of the road is
to toe about ninety miles and the road will he
made through ana into the counties o. Put
nam. Marion and Orange.
NJ, :. CARTIER, 81. Louis. No,
". =. 6EAN. Norwaik. Fla.
:. V. golden, Lake George, Fla.
\. :. COLLINS, Orange Springs. TIa
5. { CHANDLER Palatka Fln.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12

LNiAtt>' JOURNAL
There is a very common saying, though
ali vino it may not understand its or
igin. 1t arose out OF an old sorg
Tnere was al oil mlH, and ne had an old
COW,
An! he had nothing to give her;
So he took out his fiddle and played her q
tune
Consider. good cow, consider:
This is no time of year for grass to grow,
Consider, good COW, considerl
The old COW died Of hunger and when
any grotesquely melancholy song or tune is
uttered people often say, That is the tune
the old COW died of "
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12
Notice for Publication.

Land Office AT Gainesville. Fla
Nov. :. fsSA
Not &c Is hereby given that the following
named settler has flied notice of his intention
to make final proof in support of his claim.
and that said proof viii be- made HcfOUo Register
an1kCcciVera at Gainesville, Fla. on Wcdue sday
Dec. y, l-S5. viz: Mary Z. Tyson. of Putnam
Tia /, Fla. H'd No 1SS} for III" sw Of mel
and W 4 Of CT /. sees. { -. r@l Hc
I#ruos tho following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon. .tud cultivation ~:
said land. Viz: J. G SfrickIant. OF EtouiaH.
Fis.; j. W. tirCcn. :. F.. TainmonS, II. :. No
hlcy. Of Putnam HAL. Fla.
l.. 5. BANN $. Ecgistcr
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12
CERHIiaG THEU. S. MAIL

FHEoUGH rtST NAE.
Eh-,.n,.jrt iron corIi,....!,l..flt Palace Steam
tt> 81 OF JAt' f>-t,->N iIlt-. If tf., DcIgary
Ha}.J li,r~htnt'> Line, a. i II. y. PLANT, Of
tins It"iI"'> Line, WIii perform the Fast Mail
ScrN zee, leaving =, +. and y. halfway Com
pany's wharf a. ~ m, and DE IH;ry-I}aya Mer-
chasts Line wharf, foot Of Laura street, daily
bluc springs, Sanford ana Enterprise: ar
i've at SANFORD hr.ro;'i wharf .}J : Il. III. Re
80 - = 80 - p n, arriving IT
niitEIhG c!Use e,inncct:9as "iih trains for ali
points North, EH~t ana West,
EHRo-GH Ftsl FHEr@uT.
Leaves Jackson, fi.,. fG5Ig -,lt,ir,i.ty executed
at =. III. EOS Sanford Enterprise, and all in
tcTmedia5c landings Returning. leaves san
.'ia i! =" 4 NJ, .IflN'h@ 70 Jacksonville early
Steamer Ne.uLa lguv,o Ey,.t.l,.,.!.v and
,s.,..,iy ana mai i i.ts Inland i'a- steamer
through TO Lakr .9s~.Ip.
JAcESoSviLI !. VAI-tTNA i CRESCENT CITY
DIVISION.
Leaves JaCi-~5.,NI.!c an 5'alatL.. Fast Mail
c'liy. exec SUNDAY al 81 a. In-,i.r Paiatilu
Crescent Cit> AND intermediate lam. ms. Re
turEHe' I.&Nt7 ,+r5Gent ti1y daliy except
sunday, al t3Fl a. nl;!tiutka AT 500 4. n. Con
meets al Ioeoi with Afternoon train Tor -.
Augustine.
PALATaA AND SANFORD DAYLIGHT DIVISION.
HgV and r,P4Ilar steamers WATER
danny, sunday eNcepted, It IO.Ia a d.. on arri-
VI 81 J. r. nI4 n W. i;,il|ny, Fast Express
s"nViilc ~ - u. n. Tor sanford and Enter
PRISE anu intermediate landings. Returning,
leaves sanford at 300 III, arr wing at ialat,
ka al 400 p. m, conEccting with Fast Express,
arrI ing at Jacksonville ut 6:l5 p. N.
steamer GEO. NJ Bird leaves Pd1atka at
p n. for Lake George, Seville, and inter
mediate landings.
81 JOHNS BAR DIVISION.
Steamers MAGNOLIA and PAHTIME daily
except sunday, for Vi typort, Fort George Is
lant and iutcrmidutc landing at i:I5 p. ~ he
turning, leaves MayCrt at $50 1t. m
Eicgdnt Waiting Rooms, with all modern
improvements, VIII DC found at Passenger
wharf.
Close connection made ut Paatka with the
Florida S0uIhcrn ;,iirts.id; at Aston with st.
johns and Lake EIIst.s Railroad; at sanford
with south tiuI.-!G taiirOad, Tor Orlando,
NlS>lmmCc, Tampa, Key West and intcrmedI-
ate points, 2t-u with steamers for indian River.
For further information apply to Ticket
once, southeast corner ilay ANA laura, or at
the comEsny' Offices, foot % laura street.
Freight WharVeS foot Of Pine street; passenger
Va <rVeS foot Of Laura street
CHAS. e. FEEWICk.
Gen. Freight ana Pass. Agent.
II. T. Bs.EA, Ed. CECIL, JR.
General &au6ger. Assistant Manager.
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Notice is hereby given that f e. Post. fl.r-
rIturc dc er of t,ai"tla. Florida. has tins duy
executed and delivered TO me 4 writ 0t a.
sIgnmrnt OF his properly, in trust for the ben
eIt 81 creditors rs provided III sail writ.
which Is on fife in the clerks office for Putnam
county, Florida. Certain preferences are
made in said writ All persons owing The
san +. {. Post will please c8il and settle with
me, hnc All persons holding ..laimS Hg ainSt the
SAID + {. Post will please present tho same To
Me iCr adjustment as provided by said WIZ.
Ii J.. GREEN. Assignee.
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Notice Of incarceration,

Motto is hereby given that in accordance
W It'll an Acs of the legislature OF Florida en-
titled IAN Act to provide for a general law I hc
incorporation of railroads and canals APP
proved Frb'y 18th 1874, and all acts aileudl-
tory thereof, and all acts controlling and pro-
NidinT for the same. the Gndo rsi gRCd aEo.
formed an assoc I3tlOn on corporation f0g the
purpose OF constructing. maintaining ana OPP
Grating railroad for public use and of cree
ting and operating Il telegraph or telephone
line Tor public use. said company or asSOciI-
tiOn 10 be known the st. Augustine and
Scaboard hallway Company, ANA SAID railroad
70 he known as the II. Augustine and SEA-
board Railway, The line of said road is
To extend from -. Augustine. in II. Johns
county 10 A-tor in Orange county and to
pass Iu ?. =, Trough the counties of 81.
Johns ami N.iu>ia t. Aston in the county
OF Orange. with Il branch to Pa!atkJ. il nut
nam county, and such other roads as may ne
determined UUOn. The length OF the road Is
n hr about 1tU miles. I'll" capital stock Of
sad company shall be t"c hundred ana fifty
thousand Gufiurs
SHERMAN ttNANT
" LtE-N ~ FORD
L } WII!TE
sep, 10Th. Ioe5.
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POISOID

had pro uced great holes in my hack and
chest, ana had rcmOyCdall the hair oil of my
head, yet began To improve IN a week. =
time. and the sores began to heal. amt W.Ic
entirely gone inside of eight weeks.
WILL JONES, Porter. Union Pass. Depot.
Cisco. Texas. JulyI 3. lSoj.
Sold 10y all druggists.
Treatise on Blood and skin disease face.
The SWIFT Specific Co,
Drawers Atlanta. ga.
N y, I51 w. 23d St.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12
Mutton for England.

Cold mutton from South America is row
regularly reaching England on an extensive
scale There were 1000 frozen carcasses in
a recent shipment that arrived at LiveI-
mol
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12

CONNECTIONS.
At PalatkA with Jack sOnVille. Tampa K Key
West Ry, fast river steamers fC- st. Au-
gustine Green Cove Springs Jacksonville
and all points North. East and West, and with
up river steamers for South Florida. Also
with the Twin Screw Iron Steamer City of
Palatka.' and Steamship City OF Monticello,
for Charleston, New York Boston Philadel-
phia. etc.
Malt trains make close connection both ways
via j. T. * X. w. KY. al Jacksonville with At
lantic Coast Line. Fast Mail,
At watts Crossing with Florida Railroad
and Navigation Co., for Waldo.
At Gainesville with Savannah. Florida &
Western R'y for Tallahassee. Savannah and ali
points North East and West, and with Florida
Railway ard Navigation Co. for Cedar Key.
Pensacola, New Orleans and Tampa.
AT 0cala with Florida Railway and Naviga-
ton 90. and Hacks for Silver Springs.
At LeeSburg with the st. Johns and Lake
Eustis division of the Florida Southern Rail-
way, and boats on Lake Harris tor points
Lake.
At Pcmberton's Ferry with Hack line for
BrOoksyille. fuckertOwn. Fort Dade. Tampa,
and south lOrida.
5. CONANT, o. W. BROMwELI..
General Manager. Gen'l Pass. Agent
A. c. COwAN. Gent Trav. Agt.
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FACTS VS. FANCY.

Facts are. that Harry Heath makes a speoi-
atty of difficult repairing of fine watches,
cleans iewelry, chroDOmeters. all kinds Of
nautical. surgical electrical and medical in
struments, and understands all complicated
he finishes his jewelry repairs. which come
out new every time. For fine work always
take il to Harry Heath. in the Calhoun block
on Lemon street. Palatka. Fla.
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W . T II E r. s.
FRIEND
Make CHILDBIRTH ,aa-y

The time has como az last
WhcH tho terrible agony incl
dent 60 this critical period ia
a. DlnHu'@ life can be avoid
'd. \ distinguished Uhysi-
clan, who Tas 90 the great
ct portion Of his life tprty-
Tour years in this branch az
piutflEr, left t. Child-bCar-
lng woman this priceless lc4-
.rt aNr Iilp saving upTli-
'Ihi HDTUEi~' FgGEND.'
and to-day there are thO1Is-
anas Of tie best women in
our land who. having used
THIS wonderful remedy be-
Tore confinement rise up and
oai I.s N imo blessed.
We re i've letters from
every section DIthc country
thanking az for placing this
IrrNargtluu do the reach of
-uilCIIugwOmun. one lady
from krTth Carolina writes
thar she would iiltctO hank
tho rrDIrirtgr- on her knees
E0I bringing tito her notice.
a- iH "a previous cOufine-
f."H+ 3d. had two doctors.
and fhHt were compelled 10
uHrCbiOrDiDrm. Instruments
lrC.. aHa she suffered almost
lDIth; but this time She used
MOTHERS FRIEND" aud
hpr lOhpr was like magic.
NOW, whY should "a woman
suffer Is hen -hc can avoid it,
We can prove al We claim
tN living witnesses, and any
one Interested can cali, or
have their husbands do -.
at our office. ana see tho
original letters. which
W. cannot publish.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12

This remedy 81 one about which we ..
publish certificates, hut II r. a most won,
llnimcHi - Toe used after the fret Is "a
thrpt mont iIs.
send for treatise on the Health and D. ~
mess 81 Woman. free. which gives all ~
lars. sold bR all druggists.
TIE HHADFIELB kRGULATOR
Box p. AfiaI
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-12
DE BhRY-BAYA
Merchant s Line

ST. JOINS RIVER STEAMERS SIDE
WHEEL LOW PRESSURE PALACE
>IiANEE> BJII.T OF IRON
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OVERLOOKED.

When tAo legislature had al journed II was
found thai ONO town or the borders oc Penn-
sylvaria hal h'nI, overlooked. Name your
own town.! sail the fatigueI D. Witt
They I u -. About half the settlers were
fenn~y 3vanIauS AMI the other half Yankees.
an from Ii, first syllable Of both these
words taer nroILral that n1me of Chinese
look AMI -g,u l-"Pen-Ya And lol New
York fat va Gn:shett
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M 4 n F!
~ HER BEST FRIEND /!
IN DR.. J. BradfeId'S ~
L EN- ALE REG ULhT0lk
~,

This famous remedy most happily meets the
demand of the age for wOmin's pocuIiaraul
multitOrm Affections. II is u remedy Tor WtI-
MAN ONLY. ana for one EGIAECIA~G Of
her disease. IL Is specific for certain diseased
conditions of the womb. and proposes 20 So
control the Menstrual Functionas to regulate
all the arrangements ana irregularities Of
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For Sale.

\ tyyel We horse power engine and boiler with
governor. pat.injectOr steam and water gauge,
blOyy-Off and gauge-cOcks, Safety-valvc. con-
uectiOns and smoke-stack. complete Can be
seen running saw mill. Will be sold very
Ow 10 make room for heavier power. Address
y. y. VURGASON,
Lake Como. Fla.
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leave Sanford. CITY wharf 80. -- 200 p n
Leave Sanford, south Florida Rail-
road wharf on arrival of train teX-
Cct 1u sundays, when steamers
viii leave At - i. -. D, ---. -.---.-- 80 p
Leave DcLaai. -.-.--. --.-- ----- - $50 p
Leave AsrDr. .-.--.-.--. ---....... 49,. 80 m
Leave Palatkh --.-. -.... .--. -- l. ~
Arrive al 5dCkSgI5y lie -......--. $50 m
Connect ng At Faiatka with Florida South
erD Railway; at A~tJT "ltb - Johns and
LAKE fusti- hallway: At sanford with steam
CrS Tor Indian River. and with trains of the
South Florida Railroad for TAMPA connect
ing al this point en- alternate days with steam
er> fOl points on the Nanatee River, and with
the steamships Hutchinson ana Morgan. for
Key West and Havana. every saturday on
rIVa. 81 South Florida Railroad train, arriving
at Key West Sundays and Havana on Mon
days.
Returning s-eamShips leave Havana We'd
nV5tayS. Key West Thursdays, arriving at
Tampa Fridays and New Orleans on sundays.
To connect with steamer leaving Tampa
Friday morning. passengers for New Orleans
must be in Tampa Thursday night
Steamers CHarU3hOOchce and Jennie Lane.
De Dairy. ava Merchants Line. leave Jackson
Vile daily saturday excepted. from Peoples
Ling wharf. at p. m heJurning. leave san
ford daily Mondays excepted. at a. m.
Racing by the boats of this company is
strictly prohi bifed. For further particulars
inquire OF John BRADLEY. Chief Clerk,
Cticc WaycrGss steam boat wharf.
jacksonville, Fla
". y. DAVIDSON,
General Traffic Agent. Aston Building.
c. d. OW EMS Traffic Manager,
Savannah h, Ga.
H. HAINES. General Manager,
Savannah. Ga.
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W onsn.s BIS, ,i.na !!
Because il controls class ~ faCut .Jus the
various GerangemeutS OF which Caurse more
i'll health than ali 81 her causes a. mhIErG. aud
thus rescucs her from "A long train ST attic
tons which sOTeiy embIttCr her life uu3 pre-
maturely end her existence. Oh, what "a Iutli-
titnde of living witnesses can testify to .t~
charming effects. WOMAN. take 10 your con-
hdence this
Precious Boon Of Health
Ii will relieve You of nearly all the ct.u-
plants peculiar 70 your sex. Rely upon 10 as
your safeguard for health. happiness anI long
life.
Sold by all druggists. Send for oar treatise
on the Health and Happiness OF Woman,
mailed free which gives ali particulars
THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR Co;
Box p, Atlanta, Ga.
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A Yankee serenade.

Chaplain II. b. Hibben, Memorial Day, 1883.
In the summer of 1862, shortly after the evac-
uation of Corinth, Gen. Lew Wallace's division
Of Grants army, en- route for Memphis, was en-
camped at Somerville. Tenn, on the grounds of
widow lady of wealth, whose fine mansion was
in sight of our camp. The lady honored
General Wallace by formal call up
on him at his tent, and by her grace and
conversational power made such an impression
that he requested that our band would give her
and her daughter senenade. The daughter
we were informed, was married lady, but as
her husband was absent, fighting for the bonnie
blue flag" IN the confederate army, she made
her home with her mother at her mansion.
About il o'clock, On beautiful sum-
mer evening, a portion of our band
gathered in front of the house and dis
coursed in our best style one of our most
favorite airs The last notes of this overture
had hardly died upon the still, sweetscented
night air, when the silence was interrupted by
womaus voice from one of tho balconies above
US, distinctly articulating, IN measured, musical
tones Yankee music has no charm for South
err earsl" Before we could recover from the
shock of surprise excited by an announcement
which seemed so ill-timed and spitePul.
another voice was heard, saying, in
o very decided and excited manner:
Gentlemen, the one who has lust
spoken was not authorized 10 speak for the mis-
tress of this house l am. and I thank you for
your beautiful music" This somewhat molli-
fed our ire and chagrin, and we went quietly
away from the house praising the mother, be-
lieying in her loyalty and honesty. and com
demning the daughter as % shrewish, spitefnl
rebel" But to-day. under the softening and en-
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The Bush Telegraph, Australia.
Chambers's Journal.

SuafhDcrs veurnih
The "bush telegraph is the term by which
news is conveyed by human agency over hun
dreds of miles of country. and it really is won
derfui how news is disseminated throughout the
length and breadth of the unsettled districts by
means of these wanderers, passed from one to
the other at casual meetings ON dusty main
roads, in shady camps by gum. tree bordered
river or lagoon. or out back on scarcely dis
cernible bride tracks, especially the
kind of news that is of interest
to the fraternity. Does, for instance,
old Sam Johnson, of Bundelgobie, want lot of
hands for ring barking, fencing or what not
then, in incredibly short space of time, all
unemployed workers within radius of 200 or 800
miles are steadily marching toward Bundelgobie,
in hopes, as they would express it, of getting
put on and knocking out a bit of a check" Has
Bill Thompson, who lives out on the Barcoo,
happened to lose the run of his mate, whom he
last heard of 800 miles away on the back blocks
of the Lachlan-then straightway the cry for
"Bill Thonipson's mate is passed along from
one to the other down the length of the land
and the missing man must have got into very
obscure corner indeed if, sooner or later, the
message does not reach him.
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A Connecticut Arcadia.

Mystic Correspondence Philadelphia Press
The village drunkard has name in either OF
the three places because he does not exist
There is not saloon or groggery to be found
nearer than New London seven miles off,
man Keeling on the streets from intoxication Ia
such rarity that he becomes at once as great q
curiosity as a freak escaped from some circus
sideshow. A sy-eheeked, stoutlimbed young
man who at noon to-day bought ticket for
Providence ont of his savings, with the ayowed
intention of seeing base bali match, has been
the subject of grave discussion in more than one
household this afternoon. as it is feared he has
taken the first step in career of wild dissipar
ton. There has not been thief ia the town for
years, until the one appeared who stole your
correspondents vaise, half an hour after his
journalistic shoes were first covered with Main
street dust
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Sixpences for Poor Widows.

New orleans Times Democrat.
After the morning services in the Church OF
st. Bartholomew the Great, in London, on April
3, an ancient bequest was carried out by the
rector and church wardens, by whom twenty one
new sixpenses were placed on tombstone In the
old churehyard and were picked up by an equal
number Of poor widows belonging to the parish.
This quaint custom has been maintained from a
period long anterior to the Protestant reforma-
ton. Tie name OF the 5enefactor has been lost
Another ancient Good Friday custom was OBJ
served at All Hallows Church. Lombard street.
where, in accordance with the will OF Peter
Symonds which dates as far back as the year
1856 sixty OF the younger boys of Christs
Church Hospital attended divine service in tho
morning, and afterward received new penny
and bag of raisins
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chicago tribune.
The following story is told upon always
There Sutcliffe the goodlookinG and effective
young catcher of the Chicago team: Some time
about the middle of last season Arson, William
son, and lot of the billiardists of the Chicago
team wore playing pyramid pool in the Lake
City when Sutcliffe appeared among them He
was then TALL ungainly- looking lad of bucolic
appearance, and when he asked for ball it was
given him in about the same manner thet
three-card monte player gives one the tip and
then feeces the holder In this case, however.
SutclifTe refused to be taken in. He beat the
Chicagos at their own game, and made such
an impression that all hands calculated:
"Youre quite oolplayer"
Eyes" the rural youth drawled in reply, ''but
that amt my game all the samee.a
cit ain'tp said Arson 'sWell, what is, then2"
ssWhy. base ball." said Sutclife.
Then he told the boys what a catcher he was,
and just TO get even they asked him over to the
ball grounds Reaching there. they sent him
behind tho bat, and then ordered Cocoran ard
Goldsmith to 90 in and kill him. They wore
their arms out trying and, what was worse,
Sutcliffe refused to wear mask, and merely
smiled when told that fly tip might hit BIN In
the jaw a nd break it, or knock out an eye or
something else; and his whole demeanor was
such that Arson determin ed to engage him in
stanter. He asked Sutcliffe how much pay he
wanted, and the latter replied that 81 q day
would be about the right thing. Later his sal
airy was raised, and now, like plenty of other
professionals, he rates his services at fancy
figure
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What They Fried the Steak In.
Loudon Referee.


Ny editor and started to walk to ST. Adams
with valued friend, who was by profession q
pedestrian and piano-forte tuner Midway we
put up at snug hostelry, and ordered for the
While this was being prepared we sat ~ pleas
ant converse. which was interrupted by q. pe-
culiar kissing and fizzling sound that run-
mistakably came from the kitchen. "Wny,
hang me-" suddenly exclaimed Penerason, with
his hair almost on end with horror. hang ma
If they're not frying itnthe lit" OF course hav-
ing reference TO the steak. Our lamented friend
thereupon drew FROM his pocket o tuninesforks
struck il upon the table, and quietly Remarked
he applied ID ia his ear, Yes, and hang me
il they're not frying it In G!"