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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
Times.


To the dyspeptic. Flatulence, heartburn, OPP
pressive fullness Of the stomach, are tho inevi-
table sequences OF his use of the knife and fork.
To say o, him that he gratifes the cravings Of
appetite would be genuine satire He only APP
peases them. Is relief attainable? Certainly,
and by the use of pleasant as well as thorough
remedy, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. VIII It
cure Immediately? Certainly motif does not
effect miracles. But 1t does give prompt and
unspeskable relief, and will. IL persisted n,
Or duce an ultimate cure. Not only docs IL i'm
part relish to the food, but promotes its con-
version by the stomach into rich, health aud
and strength sustaining blood Super-sensi-
tveness OF the nerves, mental depression. and
unquiet slumber. produced by interruption of
the digestive functions. are also remedied by it,
IL is the finest preventive and curative of ma
larial disorders, and relieves constipation,
rheInatism, kidney and bladder ailments and
liver complaint.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23

ssDc crossest man In Alabama lives dar -
said the driver as we approached . waysidc
home. near Selma. Ala. to ask accominoda-
tons for the night. At supper and after II,
"mne host scowled at every one, found
fault with everything earthly, and i was
wondering II Ire would not growl IL the heav-
emily halo didn't NJ him, when incidental
mention being made or the comet OF lsss. he
sad: II didn't like it's form; It's tail should
have been fan shapedy'
But, next morning, he appeared half-of-
Tended at our Offering pay for his hospital
ityl Ny companion, however, made him ac-
cept as a present a sample from his case of
goods.
Six weeks later. i drew up at the same
house. The planter stepped lithely from
the porch. and greeted me cordially.
plexioned, bright eyed. animated fellow, and
the morosc being OF a few. weeks back, were
the same. He inquired after my comp Mon
OF the former visit, and regretted he was not
with me. Yes" said his vile; "wc are both
much indebted TO him.
Howl asked, in surprise.
.'For this wonderful change in my hus-
band. Your friend when leaving handed him
bottle OF Warmers safe cure. He took IL,
and two other bottles, and now" And
now" he broke In, "from an ill-feeling,
growing old bear, am healthy and so cheer
full my wife declares she has fallen in love
with me again!
It has made over again thousand love
matches. and keeps sweet the tempers of the
family circe everywhere. Copyrighted. Used
by permfssiOnO Of American Rural Homo.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
A southern Camp Meeting.


A writer gives vivid description Of
q visit TO negro camp ground IN
Florida:
@Long before we arrived upon the
grounds we were made aware OF the
vicinity by stentorian shouts, and pres
emily we came in sight of the sheds, log
huts, and cottages built for the accom-
mediation of the campers. The Florida
darky knows his value, and does not
look up to or bow down to the white
population, as rule, like his black
brothers of the other Southern States.
Not he; he rather patronizes them, ex-
cept in the cases of old family slaves
who have not outlived their good man
ners. 1t must have been one of these,
an aged man with STOPPING shoulders
and with patriarchal face, who invited
us to witness de exelcises.' We had
already Witnessed some of the exer-
cises of few outsiders who were very
full of whisky, but they were probably
not of the brothers. There were no
seats. The people were standing, re-
clining on the ground, and in some in
stances kneeling. An African preacher
with peculiar countenance and i'm
mense ears was holding forth on DE
Day oh Judgment 'Yoll be dar,
Broder John; N you, Sister Sally
Nudge, m yo'll hef to par befo' de
great jedge OBJ all de yeth, N what'll
yo' say fo' yo'self when he axes yo' TO-
yo' record? What'll yo' say? I'll tole
yo' whot; yo1l call on the san oh Flor
Idly to jes' scoop n swallow yo' all up.
| Oar amt no hills, nor mountains her
but de san is mighty shifty m de sun
mighty hot; but dar's a place hotter'n
Floridy.' Terrible groans burst forth
at this, and as the daring preacher
pictured the torments of that opposite
condition to paradise the yells and
| shouts and even shrieks became deaf
ening. One big black woman, whose
vociferations were louder than the rest
managed to keep one eve on us and one
on the preacher during the entire
sermon.
"The preachers description of heaven
was amusing, the principal delights Of
that region seeming to consist in having
no work to do, no corn to shuck, nc
| taters to hoe, no cotton to pick; and
the hallelujahs were correspondingly
intensified. Then the singing! The
most graphic pen could not do justice
to that. 1 did not hear any very cheer
full music, hut all smote the ear with
sadness, no matter what the words
were. Presently the sexes separated
the men standing off in a circle, the
women massing together, led by tai
crone of most unearthly countenance
her hair carried up from her temples
to point, two long tusks falling over
her lower lip and growing longer every
time she opened her mouth. This
strange woman began the exercises
lifting one hand after the other, wag
cling her head, stamping right and left
with curious monotony, and soor
every woman and child in the meeting
engaged in the holy dance, the mer
looking on and appearing to be affected
by therhapsodies of their wives, sisters
sweethearts, and children. ;"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
Monkeys who Mixed Their Drinks.

As well as the apes in general our
balloons were passionatelyI fond of
strong liquors, and had peculiar pro-
pensity for merisa, kind of beer made
of the grains of durrah by the inhabit-
ants of the Soudan. Brandy was not
to their taste, but unfortunately they
made an exception one day. After
having swallowed copious quantities of
merisa each one of the troop was
offered big glass of date brandy,
which he drank. AS consequence
they became completely intoxicated, in
solent, passionate, bestial, and grinned
and gamboled in fearful manner; in
word, they offered the hideous Carl
cature of drunken men. The next day
thirteen of the drunkards were suffer-
ing from the consequences of the spree,
and looked sick unto death. All food
gave them nausea; they turned away
with disgust from merisa, and even
from wine, favorite beverage in ordi-
nary times; the only things they ac-
cepted we're lemons, of which each one
ate an average of twenty pieces. In
this wretched state they comforted
themselves like men, and would doubt
less have enjoyed sour herring if had
been possible to secure this antidote in
the country of tho Mahdi. In the
evening they felt better, and were ali
right the next morning. / hoped tn is
hard lesson would teach my pupils the
advantage of abstinence, but, alasl I
was mistaken once more in my life.
They drank and reveled all they same,
and from.tbat day drank brandy with
predilection. Popular Science.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23

Maud intend to marry banker,
when / marry, and then I'll wear seal
skin sacque for every month in the year,
and my toilets will be the admiration
and envy of the feminine world.
Belief intend to marry plumber.
Then will not have any anxiety about
the bursting of banks and other corpo-
rations. The water-pipes will have to
do the bursting for my husband. And
you can depend on it that my toilets
will be bang up.
Blanche-You're just terribly off,
girls. l intend to marry an editor.
Then won't need any nice toilets.
But you'll see me appear in the paper
next morning resplendent as Solomon
in all his glory. And your poor earthly
raiment will just crawl into a corner
and hide its diminished head. You're
welcome to your bankers and plumbers,
but I'm looking around for nice eli
gible editor, and when get him you
can wager six-button pair of gloves
that I'll make my female acquaintance
just weep with envy.
Maud-Ob, how awfully nice! I'm
going to marry an editor, too.
Belle-And SO am L-Whitehatl
Tim pc
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
Equal 70 the Occasion.

A new story is told about the well.
known lawyer and wit, Joseph H.
Choate. He was sitting in his law of.
fee, when a young man very well
known in New York society-who is
always extremely we'll dressed, takes
great pride in his family connections,
and has pretty high opinion of him
self generally-entered and introduced
himself as follows:
Pam Mr.. J. Van Rensselaer, Jones. "
"Ahl" replied Mr.. Choate, "takc a
chair"
"Yes, continued the young man. bent
upon pressing his Importance upon the
lawyer, Il am-er-the son-in-law, you
know, of Gov Smith,"
Indeed" reioined Choate; @take two
chairs. "-Rochester Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
The Vision and Hearing OF Fish.

But little has been written on the
development of vision and hearing In
fish, and that little has been theory
rather than deduction from actual ex-
pertinent. My own experiments as to
the effects that sound produces on
trout land assume that all fishes are
been confined to this: Frequently,
when able to observe trout while my
self unseen, have screamed and shout
ed at the top of my voice. These de-
monstrations have invariably been
without the slightest effect; but when
varied by o conclusion which would
communicate itself to the water this
has no longer been the case, and evil
dence of alarm, or at least that the
conclusion was felt, has been apparent.
In an English work, the name of which
/ In vain endeavor to recall, an account
of some very interesting and more de-
cisive experiments are given. The
writer caused building to be erected
over the water, and made his observa-
tions through small apertures con-
structed for the purpose, so that he
was quite concealed. His trout were
we'll accustomed to the wiles of the
angler and timid. Sending man out
of sight behind the building, the firing
of a gun by him produced not the
slightest effect on the trout, who rose
freely during the experiment to flies
blown toward them through tube. L
am, therefore, convinced that no sound
is injurious which does not communi-
cate its vibration to the water. But
conclusion upon the side or bottom of
boat, or jumping from rock to rock,
or blows upon the hard bottom with
the wading-staff or with hob-nailed
shoes, think are so invaded through
and by the water as to be in some meas
ure perceptible to the fish and alarm
them. That fish possess the sense of
hearing their anatomical structure goes
far to prove, while that they are not in
sensible to sounds produced IN the air
must be admitted, unless the doubter
is prepared to call in question the
numerous accounts by alleged eye-wit-
nesses of their coming TO be fed at the
sound of bell, etc. This /, for one,
hesitate to do, Notwithstanding 1 have
never been able to make sound in the
air which seemed to produce the slight
est effect on trout in water, to which
fish my experiments have been con-
fined. 1t may, however, well be that
the sound was perceived, while the fish
were so habituated to the roar of the
waterfall and similar noises, without
any ill consequences ensuing, that
sound alone was not regarded by them
as an indication of danger.-FlU Rods
and Fly Tackle, II. p. Wells.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
George Sands Male Attire.

Ny thin boots wore out in few days.
1 forgot to hold up my dress, and COW
cred my petticats with mud. My bon
nets we're spoiled one after another by
the rain. generally returned from the
expeditions took dirty, weary, and
cold. Whereas my young men ac-
quaintances-someo of whom had been
the companions of my childhood in
Berri-had mono of these inconven-
fences to submit to. 1 therefore had
a long gray cloth coat made, with a
waistcoat and trousers to match. When
this costume was completed by gray
felt hat and loose wooden cravat, no
one could have guessed that was not
a young student in my first year. My
boots were my particular delight. 1
should like to have gone to bed with
them. On their little iron heels wan
dered from one end of Paris to the
other; no one took any notice of me or
suspected my disguise.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
Sense-Points Or the Skin.

Blk, of Upssla, and Gutenberg, Of
Berlin, have observed that there are
definite points on the skin at which
sensations of cold only are aroused
others, distinct from the first and equal.
ly definite, for the sensation of heat
while between the two sets of spots
sensations of pressure only are aroused.
Donaldson, an American experimenter,
has tried to make accurate maps of the
spots OF temperature sensation, and has
found that their distribution differs ON
different individuals. that, the spots for
cold are more numerous than those fol
heat while the latter are the more SEN
sitive, and that the spots are mostly
less than one twenty-ffth of an inch in
diameter.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
A Sensitive Nature.

Two not very prepossessing looking
gentlemen were toasting their feet at a
stove in the back room of saloon.
One of them was reading a newspaper.
Suddenly he exclaimed:
why, Sam and Bill Boggs have been
stealing horses in Kansas. Bill was
captured and is to be tried for it, but
Sam was shot and killed while running
from the sheriff.
"You don't say so! Well, I am glad
Sam was killed. l knew them boys.
am glad Sam did not survive, for he
was very high-toned, and it would have
almost killed him to have had his
brother convicted of stealing. He was
too sensitive, Sam was-had too much
family pride to succeed in a rough
frontier country. "-Teras SJtings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
Accounts OF the Bank OF England.

tits popular superstition that to have
an account at the Bank of England is
rather sign of distinction or of wealth.
An introduction, such as any oahe bank
requires, is all that is necessary to ena-
BILE any one to open an account at the
Bank of England. The only peculiar
tiles about the institution as a private
banking concern are that il does not al
low its customers interest on money
left on deposit. and that any customer
whose balance is not "remunerative" is
charged a commission proportionate to
the amount of trouble and expense in
volved. A remunerative balance is an
average balance throughout the year
of twenty shillings for each check
drawn. London Truth.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23

The suggestion having been made
that the ignition Of petroleum tanks
may sometimes be caused by sparks
from the rain of thunder clouds, some
interesting results obtained with an
old piece OF apparatus have been called
TO mind. In these experiments an
electrometer showed thai the drops of
occasional showers are almost always
more OF less charged with electricity,
and that IL is only totally absent du :
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
Years Teach More than Books.

Among other valuable lessons impaired by
this teacher, is the fact that, for a very long
time, DIR. Pierce's ''Golden Medical Discoy-
cry has been the prince of liver correctives
and blood purifiers, being the household phys
ician OF the poor man, and the able consulting
physician TO the rich patient, and praised by
oil for its magnificent service and efficacy In
all diseases of a chrome nature, as malarial
poisoning, ailments of the respiratory and d.
gestive systems. liver disease, and in all cases
where the use of an Alternative remedy is indi-
Gated.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
journalistic Item.

A young man of ability, but not of
much means, was talking about starting
a new paper in Houston, and was tell
ing friend about it.
"You can borrow $50 aud start new
paper" said the friend, encouragingly.
"You darned fool !" replied the would
be journalist; "if 1 could borrow $50
what would I want to start paper
for? 1 want to start q paper 80 can
borrow the $50. "-Teras Strings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
TT has been observed bv Prof HoIde-

IT has been observed by Prof. Holde-
feiss that beet seed sown in pot in
which the soil was exposed to the
electric light terminated two days ear
lier than similar seeds without the
action Of the electric light. Another
interesting observation is that of Herr
Scholler, who has noticed an exception
al luyuriance Of beets in n small plot
which had been struck by Lightning.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
The Coming Woman.

Some one was speaking of the end of
the world
"Do you think it will come soon p"
asked eight-year-old Fife, eagerly.
mo, guess not" was the reply.
"Ohl L hope it won't" said the wee
girl; at would be too mean if il did
before 1 got chance to be married"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23

LOUISVILLE, Ky.-Mr. j. Helmus, Vice
President of the City Brewery, was brought
home in wagon, carried up stairs by two
Of his men and laid on the bed. He was
suffering with severe attack of rhsuma-
tism contracted in the ice vaults of the
brewery. He refused to have doctor. but
dispatched servant for bottle OF 81.
Jacobs Oil, with the result that in one week
he was entirely curod and able to return to
his desk
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23

ing foggy. moist days, and long storms.
The strongest charges were obtained
during thunder-storms; but the air
even has given indications occasionally
of an electric charge without any fall
of rain
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Important

When you visit or leave New York City,
save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire. and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand
Central Depot: 600 elegant rooms fitted mp at a
cost Of one million dollars. reduced 20 81 and
upwards per day. European plan, Elevator.
Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cabs,
stage. and elevated railroad to all depots. Fami-
lies can live better for less money AZ the Grand
Union than at any frst-claes hotel in the city.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
TERRIBLE ACCIDENT
Necessiuating a Surgical Operation-Lcv-
ing Mother Attempts to Take Pair
of Shears from Her Child.
PARENTS, BE CAREFUL.

Domestic accidents are common TO women,
and some of them are very serious. Mrs. War
ner OF South Rondout, Ulster Co.. N. Y, some
weeks ago attempted to take from her child q
pair of shears with which it was playing. A
slight struggle ensued, in which the point OF the
shears entered Mrs. Warmers left eye, entirely
destroying the sight Her family physician did
what he could, but intensely painful indsmma-
ton arose, which, by sympathy, threatened the
loss of the other eye. Total blindness to woman
having the care of q household is an irretrieva-
BILE calamity. In this strait Mrs. w applied to
the we'll known and skillful Surgeon, DIR. Ddpid
Kennedy, Of Rondout, N. Y. who removed the
injured eye by very successful operation, set
ting aside all danger Of further harm to the sight
OF the other eye. But owing to pain and mental
distress her system needed a tonic and restora-
tive medicine. To do this work tie Doctor pre-
scribe. "u-- nedy's Favorite Remedy" which
sustained its equation and laid sure fSunda-
ton Of health.
DIR. Kennedy's "Fevorite Remedy re-
moves all impurities from the blood. regulates
the Liver and Kidneys, cures Constipation, snd
ali .seases and weaknesses peculiar to Females.
1t H. for sale by all our druggists at ONE DOL
LAR a bottle.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23

LATE discoveries in photography
make it possible to locate stars that will
never be visible through the telescope;
but the whereabouts OF skipping
cashier will be apt to remain q matter
of more or less guesswork for some time
TO come.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23

The business man or tourist will ind first
class accommodations at the low price OF 81
and $3.50 per day ut the Gault House. Chica-
go. corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel is located in the center of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot.
Elevator; all appointments first-class.
Hort & GATES Proprietors
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For DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression OF
spirits, and general debility I'm their various
forms; also, as q preventive against fever and
ague, and other intermittent levers. the
" Ferro-Phosphorated Elixir OF Calisaya,"
made by Caswell, Hazard a Co.. of New York,
and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic;
and for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness IL has no equal.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-07-23
Delicate Diseases

OF either sex, however induced, promptly,
thoroughly and permanently cured. Send
three letter stamps for large illustrated trea-
tise. Worlds Dispensary Medical Association
Buffalo, N. Y.
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| A BoY I'm Pittsneld, Mass, swallowed the
| bulb OF thermometer. He now has mer-
i curial temperament.
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THERE is a man I'm Hunters Point so Grip
pied up with rheumatism that he is tallest
when he lies down.-Brooklm Times.
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put up" at the Gault House

Why find fault with the Boston girl there
are specs on the sun.
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Tue Frazer Axle Grease is the very best
A trial will prove we are right.
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however large. speedily and painlessly cured
without knife, caustic, powder or ointment
Consultation free. Write for pamphlet and
references, inclosing two letter stamps for
reply. Worlds Dispensary Msiicai Associs'
ton, Buffalo, N. Y.
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How TO make horse fast: Don't feed
him.
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XUHEN WRITING To ADVERTISERS,
I'm this paper.