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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
THE METEOROLOGICAL SOCIETY.

The Medico Legal Society had its annual
bapouet last night at the Murray ill Hotel meeting
WAS held at Columbia College at which Clark Bell retired
bsrn elected The inaugural address OF the rev pres
Ient consisted OF interesting "reminiscences or MS h.e
i'm with the medical and legal professions OF
The city and he was slcued 10 With interest thas
caused all his hearers forget for the time the ues
awaiting them Many weknOwn men OF science were
among the audience.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS TO THE TROOPS.
THE PRESIDENTS PRoCLAMATIDN TO BE ENFoHcEI
AT ANY COST.


AT ANY COST.
WAsaINGTON, Jan. 21.-The Adjutant-Gen-
era Of the Army yesterday received the following tce-
gram dated Fort Ieavcnworth, Kansas, Jan ID:
Colonel Hatch al Camp RUSSELL on 18th reports troops
from Caldwell, will be at saltwater on lStn' IIools
from Reno could start until yesterday shoud edch
Camp Russell tomorrow Hatch says strength OF bnnl-
ers increasing. Count by sergeant on lolh 90
no question they will night should ne nc lSht anu 'At
fire upOn the troops is understood they are 10 DC
treated rs public enc mics and to be captured or killed
There should be chance Tor nlsundeTsiaIuhs Il" ~
what tie orders on This point Should HKc 'tn ar
swer convenient Have all troops az h"iu ui
der UatCn's orders <.-, -
Secretary Lincoln had conference with the President
Yesterday afternoon on the subject, and the following
instruct ons were sent General Augur IN record TO The
course TO lie pursued with the Oklahoma invaders:
Briqqdier- GeuecaI AUGUR Fort Lenrci,Vorth Kansas:
with Instructions from Tue HetctdTJ vi
War The Ieu'cnant- General directs you TO bc lcrcu
that the Presidents order for the removal from Tie IN
dian Territory OF hc invaders therein Is 10 be ebOco
n is boed that it may he done without armed con
fct the responsibility for any hloodaed must rest
upon those who do not accept the warning OF me poc
NATION of the President OF July l. 1881, ana attempt
with arms IN resist troops ordered TO compel thtr
removal In order that the mischevOus influence OF thc
leaders OF tie present Intrusion 10 ncite conc may
he reduced rs much possible the military force sh0ud
be increased that all ntrud"Ts may sec tc Icp'-
ness OF resistance. The Lieutenant General therefore
directs that you will immediately reinforce Cpnhci
Hatch by the remaining companies Of the 9Th cavalry,
and also send hnr reinIorcemehts from ule ~, ~
2Oth and 22d Regiments OF Infantry until IL" force he
now has in hand shall be increased by eight hundred an
ditiopai men. AcknOw lcdgcd receipt
Il. C. DRUM Ajutant- General
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
yvn1GRAriOy TO THE NORTHWEST

ST. PAUL, Jan. 21.-The Manitoba and
Norhve,tern Railway Company is just about eomples
inc negotiations for the disposal OF l2sooo acres OF a
toa Church OF England colonization company Organizes
in London England by several welknowh phI'''nrop,0
' 49,, ,or ,,,s so,,evhat less than /. was IN 1883:
Rem upres so far received the indications ar sas
ahoi 90 600 fore gners have settled III the ,,,
a., conntrv tributary 81. Paul In 1884 Ot thls h'
her % 900 are Scsndinavians and 2ooOO t'erhaL "a
There are 1000 from Great Britain ana ioooo from d"
,f,be herr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
NAVAL INTELLIGESCE.-Ensign A. l.. Culver has been
ordorcd IN examination for promoion Ensign Edward
WHOSE EODY is II2

minute description of the body that was
found Norfolk, Va has been received by Inspector
Byrnes and 1t has destroyed the supposiion
the body OF Dr. Richard e. BTandcs, who has been
ing since December % The meagre description first
received correspondent III a measure with that OF the
missing DOCTOR and superintendent WaDg phed
TO Norfolk and requested picture OF the dead man. 1t
has yet been received, but probably Will arrive to-
day There possibility OF Its being Dr. Brandcls
though, as it is probably the body OF New-Iorsor
Judging from the marks found the clothing, 1t may be
the missing tobacconst, c. a. Saxer, OF No. Oh Chat
luI
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
THE BRACKET INVESTIGATION.

WAsHINGToN, Jan. 21.-SpcciaI Agent Spauiu-
ing of the Treasury Department chairman OF the com
,issop oppnteG TO investigate the affairs OF Special
Agent Brarlett's Office. started for NewiOrk Tonight
where he will meet Mcssrs Tnge and 1chenor the other
members OF the commission. The investigation WIZ
begin tomorrow \ Treasury Oica. today shld tHas
Tho commits, ION instructed ito 20 To the bottom OF
things" Ii Understood that tho Investigation WIN hot
confined to the special agents ONCE alone, ou
the subject OF undery auations also viii receive atlen
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
W DISCUSSING cHoLERA AND INSURANCE.

~ UINt
One hundred and fifty members Of the Mer-
camille Benefit Association spent last evening at 'hs
Masonic Temple IN wranglng oyer the question 40 M
cholera next year by increasing the number Vi cd
allowable In year from nine 10 tweNe, s nal
legally act In the matter and Adjourned ~ feorua! "
The 0fllcors were reelected
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22

r,t NJ txvo-tbirds the original issue; to reduce
ferrape on the Hudson River morning ana evening" 10
cents; TO authorize the appointment OF an sidona
Vice, IN anceor: 10 permit the erection OF Druge
across file Morris Canal BASIN Jersey City Ihe LAST Is
an ancient subject of legislation, and has aiieu VIII
measure of It's kind The bill approprating $1,000 lor
Orleans Exposition was opposed in the Assembly, but
aIIx
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
THE HOUSE CONTINGENT IN THE SENATE.
LEY IELkGaArH TO TIE TKIBuNAI

WASHINGTON Jan. 21..-Within four years
oeven members OF the House OF Representatives have
been promoted to the United States Senate The Demo
Gratis who have received promotion are Senators Gibson
of Louisiana and KeDna OF West virginia ana senator
elect Blackburn of Kentucky, who was chosen AFTER one
NJ the bo,tcst contests in the history or Kentucky
p,tcs The Republicans are Senators Frye OF Maine;
Aldricb OF Rhode Island; Hawley OF EOhheCicu.' a..
and Iapbap of New York; Mitchell, OF pennsylvania;
and Cpger OF Michigan, and Senator elect Chace Oh
m the contest In Arkansas shall result IN the election O
Dunn or Jones' the House will have furnished an even
dozen of senators since $780, nearly One-sxh 0f Tie
entire memDership OF that body.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22

there opposition to the election Of the following
directors Edward f. winslow, Horace Porter Richard
Irvln jr, Henry Amy, Thomas p Fowler, Charles Bard
John B. Kerr Charles 8. Whelen. Walter Katie John u
Nisbet Alexander Taylor jr Thomas swinyard, Arnold
Marcus The changes In the board not such as "a
affect the management of the company. The vote waS
abont 5000 shares Of common and 10000 shares OF
preferred stock
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
ACTION DELAYED BY BAD WEATHER.

CALDWELL, Kan, Jan. 21.-No late intelll-
gence is received the Oklahoma country The last
courier reported Colonel Iatch's command In camp
thirty miles from saltwater, awaiting the arrival Of
froops from Fort Reno. IL was anticipated lhat no
decided action would be taken for several days owing to
high water and stormy weather.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
ACQUITTED OF ILLEGAL VOTING.

ALBANY. Jan. 2l.-R. Z. Cunning, OF the
firm Of Crosby & Cunning. Of New York, Chicago aud
Buffalo charged with Illegal voting at Buffalo last No
y,,r I'm the Presidential election and brought here
the holding of United state, Commissioner strong, OF
Hlutlo. WAS hunOrably acquitted to-day.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
pFoPENISG A BREWERY.

RoNpour Jan. u (SpeciaD The brewery OF
James Cummings closed by the United states Collector
Of Revenue again open. arrangements having boon
made with the Government.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
nEATIIS FROM EEXER.

RoNDour, Jan. p (>peciIb Three deaths
from fever occurred last twenty four hours The
epidemic is ahatlus.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
A RUNAWAY HORSE BREAKS CHGLDs BACK.
EnNnnIr- Ian. u (Sprcinh. While Z. Lar

sen wa, driving down Unonaye this afternoon, his
horse became unmAnagcablo and Larsen was thrown
out Just ahead OF him was George Hutton. who sud
denly checked hi- horse to avoid running over
chud Tie runaway horse dash Il into Hutton sleigh,
throwing IIlttou out. The child was ran over nni -
back Was broken. Larsen and Hutton are ohy sHshuS
injured
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22

leaving az a reserve from the years earnings Sll9C9O ~
or which IN r, set side TO for pu chass OF al
diiona oau 81 JOOuO aAd the balance $3.50 "3 car
rrL iOrNar urFs yidend fund and hed aplc2Oie 10
next succeeding dividend
I'll, u,uu ,cmiannual dividend ot per cent was de
clared payable March The transfer books VIII close
February IL.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22

BATAVIA, Jan. II lApfcHD .-'haIIcS Duht-
ley farmer Of Lewis. Essex County. WAS sNndled "n'
al 90 los confidence men on YORK. Central Ran
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
MORGAN O'CONNrLL
OBITUARY NOTES.

LONDON, Jan. 21.-Morgan OConnell, second
son OF Daniel O'Connell is dead.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
THE WOMAN SUFFRAGE MOVEMENT,

Tie WUNAN SCFFRAUE NOV EMENH'
WASHINGTON, Jan. 21.-At the secret session
Of the National Woman Suffrage Association to-day,
ofHcers elected follows: President, Elizabeth
(ady Stanton Of NewYorki vics-presidents. Susan b.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-01-22
HE ILLINOIS CENrRALs BUSINESS.

At a meeting of the director rs of the Illinois
Central Railroad Company yesterday the following APP
statement of the business Tor the year Decen
Der being estimated was presented:
Decorah-posten., 1885-07-08
Gu mGrfeli8 8p.

Naar man fra ben rusfife 8p aiats
i6a fer mob Cub, optaser man ben
tinsfite 8p Maimatidin, buis 5Oris
,ont bssranies Of MonsoIists 9Sibsr.
Orbet Waimoti6iu betpber paa &iues
fif 'tjpbs os ieIse" us pil aItfaa fise
en- "5anbsIspIaSs:" Oenne gp bar
5000 SnSpaansrs, iom ale ere WanS /!
Der fiubes life en- eneits 6pinbe, os
Der bsres lite en- susite 8arneitsmme.
Oct ulaa bog lite forfaaes iaalsbes,
iom ON aus Wanbens par usifts, nei
mango af benz bar Rome os Born, men
bisie opboISs fig lite | Bpsu. Den
f~insiiife &esisrins bar nemIis forbnbt.
at Der maa lspe Rpinber | Waimati6in,
for OF 6insierue lite ifuIbe boiatte fig
iaa ner usb BEN "moraIf forberp'be~
rusiiite @ranbie. gpen itaI MI be-
boes at 6iSbmenbene for Sorretnins
gers Sfplb, Snbpaanerne futile tun
betraste fig fom Sremmebe / gpen, os
naar be bar enbt beres 6~orretninser,
futile be penbs tilbase til beres Sism.
Dcrfor maa en- 6amiIiefabsr, Der OPP
boIber fig / Gsaimatihin, naar ban nil
bsicse fin 5amiIie, fOretase en- &eiie
paa fin &ameI s%iennem Srfenen. &eis
fen uarer en- Maansb, inben ban toms
n,er til 6ina, os ban pil berfor iSss
ct tiene iaa meset ban ton, inben ban
penber biem. Der ifal osiaa | ben
napnte gp finbes en- gnsIanber, Der
er flrstet berben for at unbsaa fin
Some. Ser leuer ban | &o % bar
ben glade gepibfbsb, at BUN lite tan
inbbente BAN tbi bun uiIbe, bpis bun
rife fig, frar ueb Bpens Yort bliue
sreben al StilSuasten Os fsrt ouer
@renbien.
Decorah-posten., 1885-07-08

inIlle lace Solicit % bore auss,, ,,.
bOao Oi gi0r, nIaa hi auertue, s,,,1
tier mango Ycnss OF Guertsrs, men ri.
n1fnft nel of nj MA a;a
Decorah-posten., 1885-07-08
SpDebmarfcoet for bet an,erifanfi

Sopebmarfcoet for bet amerifanife
@sItsuarf er | 9onbon, os ben aarIise
auttion Der foresaar | Stunt Maaneb.
Ssiaa / 9sip,is er Der ueb bet aarIise
Marteb en- flor Gfiatntns paa benne
Bare; efter be ftbfte Beretnins uiI be
foritisuise SIass tomme iaar til at
itaa / Martebet iaaIebes: Stinb af
Stinfopr (skunks) en- COB @fiatnins
natrrIispis er be. iOm fanseSes mibts
pintsrs, | bebre gris enb be, iom fsrif
brebes ub paa gaartanten. ST Sias
coon (8aifebiorn) ct Der fuIbt op, faa
GfteripsrsisIsn iuf lite er rar; bet
CANINE er TiIfaIbet meb Syosiuui
(pungrotten). Muffusrotten tan man
fnapt bIipe tpit for aosen Yris.
Decorah-posten., 1885-07-08

8 tan fenfpubs goers 9Rnisaplms, ia ben bhusr mooen, isrno ben tbias FRO
sbeIassr ben let sr Sorbaufenoe at ie gufntuserne Of
Decorah-posten., 1885-07-08
Bot
Sob 4
- fsbt 8

r 900
ri par fsbi
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a., benz ben p
|ssa1..' par r~tstisn0'
|a,ss' ben inDeb0bt.
r. ssaar ri iaa %
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fil"A ,rsoef |
|s,st ism Di lait. !
s'as, at imaaiaa"
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sss apsr inS -,
\. Sspsbst % mel
n bort fra bet
.ss. 90 bog ton
y, bIspsn tOnfrme
|.nstas SsilHstsi'
-. boube popet
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es bapDe bet; lep
Ia tunbe bare ors'
I, faafrsHi Jar ,
{Sst saub, ban ban
"a SorFnS fOrfira
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saa tiblis tiIlsn
T6sa bIsu ben afi
|suI. grObsr fnh'
b,nb, ubrstte for o
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b. grsu, antom !
bsr par glade,
pssst I ben Glib, I
%, sobt bun lai
byntsi Os Mt, br
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ginbiie.
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1t ups aanb mso
% to at bcpe fat
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IN garfforrstnir
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ftsr os, %, bpab
uhtaIte eientos,
bsrss Born bai
rpbe siort.
9s fit imibIs
Psb %, % bet ia
bstfor at opIsus
Ia olene.
Min Brobsr
ut; men ban pa
9anbet tommen
bstsn uben ssentI
5an tom Apa
b StoIe, % ba
Pu Rosem tunSe
sssr, Iesses pea
aueaer, goIiti. VI
ban, / 2isbeb
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,at bet fiarer n
5ans, euer 6
Huhte at table 20
"a, Sa netcp bet
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e'rsensn Gan Ii
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sqiiIims at bape
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ftit, ba ban D
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en9sba 5or bper
l' tou,msre oa
anbet enb Sch
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bette aanb ion
sf at ban lite
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snlssraf=0 epe
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Decorah-posten., 1885-07-08

Torot :: 6: i: :: T: /: E: :: =: :: /: :: !: e: c.; 8: a.: "a: +: !: i:
~ rieset bel, of hi Haa si5e artrr
Ri lOuer. vi iurioser at iaa 5Ot til at iotfaa, Of ii sr sIss,s.
lerre oct nOyblise Soua, at ri bar ct niece. tort Sboo =.
SLIDER er ligeiaa gooe iOm nOaeu anseu alabesbanolers, s
alhO, buaS Ri Tiger; bort Spas Of ~fdrOissiorte alaoe, ir yns :.
Gnter, bar alors paret bebre, be er aae rene o. npe garsr. g,.]
iOlst mango slaSainaer Saar, o. iaa biOt ri ueb, bar au, pa, O.,
Der uaret pel tilirebs ueO in 6anOsl. Bore aldSuiuqer for s. %
% $40 er bebre, emo De noseuinoe bar parct. gi sr meat tenn,
melise ueb Of ie bore aunosr, Der bar bnuolet no os lien, q,
~fremoees tjSber Of os, oct er It geOis for, of sOr SauSd ua ~,
bar uaret reSelIs % b~dOsrlis. Set sr DOR SeHFst at ai6re boz o.
~Oesbauocl ena mere prominent enb nogcHlinOe iGr, buis LAB, grHr i.
sOOe garer fan aiOrc oct. Bort FURNISHING GOODS sor
tsmeHt er %Ouerfplot meO fine SfjOrter, llnOcrifjOrtr, sGps 90 ha
iombeIi, Der tIbSrer en- Se,res Sldouing. gi bar en- ~inlSfansn In.
ipning al Satts Of Straa, Maaiaa os Silt - Ill De lausf, sSr
Sem os ie Os. SoiOs Gu Gang at baaSle ueO oa. 81 p.s. al
bill TONNE isien. Ben Gear, Square Dealer, os Seosrsn fu u
Yrisr. Orore pr. Yot sTpeaerss OiebGtfellg.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-09-19

Read what Mr.. Y. X. Legare, merchant
and planter. writes from Fort Motto, S. c.,
November 81, 1854:
Capt. j. A. Peterkin. Fort Motto, S. c.:
Dca, .Si,'-You ask me to give you my
experience with your improved cotton seed,
and as have no interest in the matter OK
cept the good of the farmers. will give you
my eXperience: I planted acros of your
seed this year and tho cotton grew off rap
idly, stood the dry weather we'll and kept
green and bearing long after other cotton
near it had dried up and ceased producing.
ginned out three bales, and 1000 pounds of
seed cotton made 400 pounds of lint, or 40
per cont lint, while it took 1850 pounds of
other cotton ginned same day on same gin
to make 400 pounds lint. I know of many
other parties who also had Il turn out OF 40
and oven AZ per cont, while tho Ozior seed
only made 80 to 80 per cont.
AS merchant, L shipped to Charleston
about 100 bales ofyour seed for two parties,
and without my factor knowing it. they all
sold for tho top of tho market, and most OF
them d cont over the market, as the staple
is worry tino and beautiful. Its virtues are
that it grows woll. stands drouth, bears
heavily, and makes 4 beautiful lint which
sells for top of tho market. / consider it
tho best cotton have ever known, supe-
rior to Dickson's and OZiers.
Yours, very respectfully,
Il. X. LEGARE.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-09-19
MISCELLANEOUS.
Spring Without Blossoms.

Late in Life to Look for JOy-Yet Never
Too Late to Mend.
Readers of Hawthorne's blouse of Seven
Gables'' will recall the pathos with which
poor Clifford Pyncheon, who had been I'M
justly imprisoned since his early manhood,
said, after his release: My life is gone, and
where is my happiness" But that could
be done only in part, as CLEANS of warm
sunshine occasionally fall across tho gloom
of New England autumn day.
In letter to Messrs. HIsCoX IL Co., Mr..
L. II. Titus, of Pennington, N. j., says: ~
have suffered untold misery from childhood
from chronic disease of the bowels and
diarrhGea, accompanied by great pain. I
sought relief at the hands OF physicians of
every school and used every patent and
domestic remedy under the sun. I have at
last found in PARkER'S TONIC a com
plete specific, preventive and sure. AS
your Invaluable medicine, which did for
me what nothing else could do. is entitled
to the credit of my getting back my happy
days, cheerfully end gratefully acknowl-
edge the fact.'
Mr.. Els. Wells. who needs no introduction
to the people of Jersey City, adds: "The
testimonial OF Mr.. Titus is genuine and
voluntary only he does not adequately
portray the suffering he had endured for
many years. He is my brother n-law and
now know the case well. He is now per-
fectly free from his old troubles, and on
joys health and life, ascribing it all to
PAKkEK'S TONIC.
Unelualled as an invigorant stimulates
all the organs; cures ailments OF the liver,
kidneys, and all diseases of the blood.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-09-19

years, but with it he would be a we'll
man. I cautioned him against any
other kind of medicine, and exacted a
cast-iron promise from him to explicit
ly follow my instructions. l have him
drink CrOton water, which I have
especially barreled for him, and which
I call by a Latin name. He is rapidly
regaining his strength, and / think in
physical health perfectly"
A middle-aged man was here seen
coming in the distance. He was walk
ing alone, and, although no one SCENE d
to notice him, he bowed and smiled,
grimaced and simpered at every one
he passed.
"Is he crazy 90
Gas a loon," replied the physician.
ellis is an interesting case. 1t shows
how vanity can upset a mans mind.
Some years ago this man was in a
prosperous business, and was rapidly
acquiringa competency. Unfortunate
~ for him, one day some one praised
his beautiful teeth. Some time later
another injudicious female admirer
praised his charming smile. That
proved his ruin. He smiled at every
body, and showed his teeth upon all
occasions, however inOppOrtune they
might be. AS could only be expected,
ne gradually lost all his business, and
in short time found himself penni.
less. This drove him mad. His
family, however, support him, and he
wanders around the streets, a walking
dentists showcase"
'IIow could his smiling ruin his bust =
ness 20
ole was an undertaken" replied tie
doctor.
At this moment well-drcssed, fine
looking lady alighted from carriage
and rushed up to the physician. A
took of annoyance came over his face.
"Weii," said he.
"Well, should say" returned the
lady, volubly. 81 should think you
would be ashamed TO keep NE waiting
an hour.''
els it AS late as thal?" replied the
doctor, with an attempt to mOllify her
indignation.
eyes, il is, and want to know when
you are coming, il ever"
"I'll be up presently" said the Doc.
tor, rather curtIy. "Now, drive on.
L have business engagement TO keep"
al should Think" remarked the
Doctors friend, "that there ought to
be a law against cranks RAINING at lib
erty on the street."
"Why sop asked the physician.
"They are liable to hurt somebody.
Now, l was observing the eye of that
female lunatic You were just talking to,
and she WAS wild. She is dangerous.
She ought to be confined"
"Why, my FRIEND" responded the
doctor, when he was able TO subdue his
laughter, "that woman isn't a 1unatic."
"No?"
nNo. She is my wife,
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