The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-11-05
Chisilfs.


The oosohEsn's eoespsison 10 more
srrs~shls thss ihss " the hosslsr. but tbs
Issi<r 10 more stable
"A dpch al girl nau h~ very
cia~.iy Watched. or Ten 70 oss sbs vii %
~ ssd marry sozs qnsek.
SON. boz doyoa espsci 70 xsi that
muis siess vi,h spur cply on one sidsr
-wsIl. boss. Il sils thai aida 70 a.. ain
40 sdder oss bonsd 70 keep up''
--Ssys an srchsoge with monsy
comes poor rsls,ioas" Bat poor relssions
psvss come With money. This 10 one Of
The rul.s lhsi von / vort both vsys
--"Johspy. do yos ksos The 10Th COM
mssdnsnifF -Yes,m.~ Say H." Il
cat "Bs, you inst ssid you koe~ IL,
Johnby," ''Yes. ino. i. when ] see IL
IA exchange has 40 article beaded
Boy. and Con,ssiop. whs, the small
l.oy esa'i cath is0i worth catching, only
10 doespI slssys catch vhsi hs deserves.
Ma said liiils Tommy. do the
Iaiins owr the rsiirrsssY~ "Na. my son. "
rssii. lbey'rs soi some'hing 10 do siih
,ls.@, cara ~ .s,s be bDashs ticket Of .
,esirf
"A t,.ss u a.rk@y pray. With disc e.
,.ssa lie sai :; III ask The Lurj 10 ssn !
- isriry ont g.t IL. hui II ] ash
liza 10 sa,i me sitter turkey ] always
81 ost i.-ipf. a,bn.t =
--,'ii.s rharmiasly you sing, Miss
tiasLstf, ID, va think soy" 'Oh,
yer iasl-sai, | never listen 10 you without
sislnns you we're ~bers my cousins ont
10 Colorado eoald hear you.
before marriage" she pointed. "yos
used 10 speak Of my beautiful auburn
locks. bat nov you call me red headed. "
MY dear" replied the heartless man.
marriage opens the eyes Before that
evening was color blind"
Counsel --"Your agei' "Young lady
tbsshiullyl-"oh. ] hardly like to tell
you" Counsel Yet, must insist on
knowing H. Pray tell me how old you
were ten years sgoi' Young lady cheer
fully -"Oh. twenty three"
George Elliot says. things look dim
TO old folks" They undoubtedly do when
old folks peer Into the paror between the
hours Of nine aud twelve 10 the evening
Bu, the old folks look ominously distinct
10 the occupants Of the dimness.
Tommy" exclaimed Mrs. Fogg.
"don't you know II is Sunday Don't you
know 1t is naughty to make a kite today?"
"Bnt my dear. interposed Fogg. "don't
you see be is making it out OF religious
papcrf" "Oh. said Mrs Fogg, II didn't
notice that"
wife Ito afflicted husband Does
your ear ache get any better, my desr'
Afflicted husband tsasagelyI : Better' II
ge.s worse every minute. II you don't
stop the racket those confounded children
are making III do something desperate
Ny ear pains 10 much that can't hear
thing.
Fred Gust returned from long jour
nsy TO his brother Who has got msrried)
- say. Jack, what did you marry that
frighiful girl fori" II did not look .,
her exterior. !" said Jack. IT WAS for her
inward beauty that | married her Then
for goodness sskes turn her inside out.
--"woman's rightsl" exclaimed Phil
adelphia man, when the subject was
preached what more rights do they
wanit Ny wife is eternalIy bossing me,
our daughters boss us both, aud the sell
want girl bosses the whole family. IT'S
time the men were allowed some rightsl'
An Irishman fresh from the old coun-
try saw turtle for the FIRST time and at
once made mp his mind TO capture il. The
turtle caught him by the finger, and he,
holding Il out At arms length. said,
Path. and 70 had better loose the how'll
ye have. III kick ye out Of the very box
70 sit 10. be jabers."
My dear fellow" says On Indiana
sherin TO his prisoner. II must apologize
TO you Tor the sauitary condition Of this
Jail. Several OF the prisoners are down
With the measles. but ! assure you it is
not my fault" ''0h. no excuses. replied
the prisoner. III was my intention to
break oat ~ soon - possibIe anyway"
---BromIey--I bought little painting
yesterday gem cost me $500.
Pretty steep. wasnti,f Perkins Rather;
still, not very steep Your son-in.law.
DE BasRs, has painting that must have
cost him $4,000. "Goodness grscious
rcvcr knew that must have a look at
u well. the neIi time you meet him
take . good look At bis nose.
"A pompon. fellow was dining With .
country family. ~hcn the lady VI the
houss desired the servsn, to take away the
dish containing the iowl, which word she
pronounced fool. ss il Is not uncommon
70 Scotland II presume madam, you
mean iowl. /" said the prig. 10 a reproving
ton~ "yery we'll, said the lady. little
neslled. ''be u so. Take away the fowl
and let Tho fool remain.
The swine almost slwsysl hsv four
legs. tho there IL some remarkable exccp.
tons 70 this rnIr. Swine are good quiet
boArden; they alsos eat what il sol before
'hsm sny doat ask any foolish questions
The swine kan be lArni great menny
amusing .Lings. SIGH az highsiing the
ron, gate oph from the hinges. and find.
ns hole 10 the fcnce 10 git into the corn
! ID. but Il IL dr~dfui bard work for them