The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-12-10
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IL. . poor nsaeisu she e.a's bl0s
hs ovn xunpet
--To>ss spd sentiment The iadies'
shss, eyes hipdls tho Gully fame Againsi
vh,ea shsrs 10 20 assurances.
III you have piece o. vosk you cant
70. dcss iuss give party Of boys 40 idea
thai yos aoss .sus !, done
They have vsecipsison b~es 10 Maine
Thess = ops sd,sbisss 10 being vsee'nst
a w b~s II always takes
--As Omaha woman showed her good
ssAsss by hsviss her picture taken 10 .
svovp 9th her three divorced husband'.
-TLsr are only thirteen uoio',ups's
.,s,.s vLieh bold isll elections Tie other
tvssty Ave 81, is the audience and get I'm
--wiII Jon have the pleasure Of dane
ing silh msy'' ss the invitation Of con
issed youth extended 10 fair one " .
6sDeise party
--.sThs obsefvaoces Of the church con
. ,riss fessls sud facts are iolersbly well
t.pt aimee tho rich keep the ieasis aud
The poor the iAsls
-Alnest every man Knows more than
his fsibx until he Is forty years old.
then BE- drops int the ranks Of ignorance
end bsgiss 10 take Lessons.
Y,n.sp American colleges are seeking
pssssaesls. A mar nsssd 70 b. success
ial ssllsss president Is - bard 70 md s
o. old nsid over twenty EIGHT.
Mis- Fay Tsaplstoa. The singer. has
bssa sssd for divorce. AZ last. remarks
sAs Pkiladslphis Press. Miss Templsson
bssias 70 shine y great artist
"A great deal has bean written about
leaning 70 say mo II You would teach
maa 70 ssy no. just ask him al be
would like 10 pay that littlo bill to-day
The men Of Dakota having advertised
ios wives. great many eastern husbands
have besnn 70 correspond with them.
Those eastern men srs cunning old things
--Grandps. dear. vs have come to wish
you many happy returns Of your birthday,
and mamma says II you give us each v
dollar. We are not to lose II on our way
home"
Wife You should remove TO the north
ern region Of perpetual day. Husband
why7 WIFE, Because there you would
have no opportunity for staying out all
night
"A drummer who has been in South
Flsrida for the past week says that tie
beef 10 that section 10 so tough as to rem
der IL almost impossible 70 even stick >
fork 10 the gravy.
A sentimental poet says that kiss is
'yhs meeting OF two souls" This pretty
metaphor is badly shattered when third
sole, on the foot Of the girls father. puts
In . sudden appearance.
An old Peninsula csmpAigner. who
hai sunk half out OF sight, time and again,
10 the Old Dominion mad. on being asked
n had ever been through Virginia, replied,
"Yss. 10 . number Of places. +"
Gen. Rosecrans hiss written IN essay
Tor . current periodical on Gen. Grants
Nistshes." II vas one Of the Generals
'nislakss" 10 b. very much better gen
sesi tban William q. Rosecrsps.
lit 10 oil right for minister to urge q
spiuister church member to activity IN
missionary work. but II isn't safe as gen.
srsl thing for him to use hgurative Ian
guage and urge her 10 became fisher Of
men.
--Bsown-- What . sad looking fellow
Smith Is? What is the matter with him,
voudess Foes Why, didn't you ever
heasi He vas disappointed in love. B.
got The ni.ten. sh? oh, dear. no; be mar.
risd her.
--''Good night. he said. ~ At last hs
tore himself away and stepped out mp
on ths porch. "Wait minute said she
''ussillI can chain up the dog. It's abou
Zine sos ths nhk man and they are mol
Ne bsss n iriseds.
IA evening contemporary speaks Of
bustis 10 ths capital. We do not know
which et shs Mise supreme court judge
has sshisvsd this addition 70 his outat
but TIE nsv departure fairly calls for
vssd Of soumsndstion.
Ia ksocks al the gilt Oh the ginge
broad Of ~ editors life 70 know that whel
be has written Arey and brilliant articl
dsaoussing tyranny and exposing SLAYER,
he viii have 10 90 home and spill. kindling
Tor his sfts and shine his mcsher-in-law'
boots.
--"whst you want" said the barbc
y be ran his fingers through the few re
nsining hairs on the head OF customer
"vhst you want is bottle Of my hal
rsstorer' "whst l want, replied th
customer. lis divorce" And the barbe
said no more.
--"what makes your milk look 80 blu
this morringi" inquired tho customer
Of The milk man. sympathy, sir, sym
psshy." vas the responss. sympathy
Hov synpAthyr why, I'm getting sue
lov psics .hss I've been blue for mont
aad Ibs milk. you know, 10 effected BY N
isslingA"
A MAJ whose daughter had marie
sssy from Home. wrote 10 inquire VIII
had Of man her husband vAs. and r
ssi,sd for reply: Il tsil you. father. hes
prime Whistler. sad Jon never ssv such
hand ios aspjscks 10 Ill your dsya He