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MIXED MUSIC.
A YOUNG man in this city has a time
piece which he calls his "Keeley Motor
Watch, because it won't go.
john L. SULLIVAN is taking lessons in
posing for statuary. II is to be hoped
that he will look better than in one Of his
ORDINARY ''busts.'
PRoBABLY when Cadet Whitaker be-
gins to make speeches to juries his first
remark will be fGentlemen of the jury,
lend me your ears, mine are all split up"
STANLEY thinks missionaries are quite
useful persons in savage Africa. That's
what the cannibal- islanders used TO think
when they wanted A real irst-class billed
dinner.
MISS HELEN TAYLOR, an advocate of
woman suffrage in England, has accepted
an invitation to become a candidate for a
seat in parliament Wyoming 3 influence
spreads. u
LOWELL is coming home. This is sad.
And what makes the matter more dis
tressful IS that the country.m must give up
30 good a man as Edmunds to take the
place ola snob.
TIM newspapers are commenting on the
fac; that a spree in Japan costs only 20.
cents. Frequently a spree in this country
doesn't cost the man who takes it my
thing, but it makes other people smoke.
AN EXCHANGE say 1000 new families
settled ia Florida last winter. But then
new families are necessarily small ones. 1t
takes a family quite a time to grow to any
size and then il must be an old family.
b TENNYsoN sent a wreath for Hugo's
funeral 1t is to be hoped that he will
halt at that and moi write any poetry on
the subject. The memory of Hugo is too
glorious to be triHed with in that manner
= AN EXCHANGE speaks of Lillian Cnsh-
man as the coming poet of Connecticut,
and says she is still young and fair and
has a graceful figure. Youth, beauty and
grace go great way toward making poets.
That's what makes our poetry 50 beauti-
full " gia 1isa
IT SEEMS that 1t would be a pity for the
law to separate John L. Sullivan and
wife. They make such a very excellent
match. The evidence in the divorce case
shows that they are cut from the same
cloth and it isn't fine cloth either, and yet
rather broad. nar mos b
9 A GEORGIA young mau who promised
his wife that if he got too poor to have
the family washing done he would do it
himself, is fulfilling the contract, but he
kicks about luted. white skirts, and wears,
himself, blue flannel shirts, which he
changes twice a year, whether he needs
the change or not.
THE Philadelphia Times wants TO know
why so many young women commit sui
eide in New York. It is because they
have not been able to come west and find
out hat life Is worth living. When they
get out to Wyoming, where women can
vote and enjoy themselves, they don't
wantto become angels until they are in
vited- 'sstgENH WkAp 1
IT IS said hat Miss Catharine Bayard,
daughter of the secretary of state, besides
being an excellent horscwoman Is an ex-
pert jumper, runner and swimmer and
that she boxes most beautifully. Lord |
if she would only marry a high-life dude
now, and use him to practice on with the
gloves. Thus she might show what the
creatures are good for, MAE
4 A PHILADELPHIA paper tells of a Miss
Wright who builds houses to rent and at
tends to all her own business. The
chances are that if she does these things
andattends to all Of her own business she
doesn't find time to bother about other
peoples business, which is unusual in
strong minded spinsters, as well as com
forting in this instance.
A CHICAGO newspaper has an adver-
tisement of mirrors headed 'See Your
self as Others See You," and with the ad.
is a cut of woman standing at a mirror
with her back to the audience, the mirror
rejecting her face. The face in the mir
ror is enough to give Father Matthew or
Mr.. Cough the iimjams, and there isn't
a woman on earth, from Susan B. An
thony to Old Mother Hubbard, who would
have Others see her like that for the best
ranch in this county and a big percentage
in a plumbers winter earnings.
Nix E.iP. vIStso's book. IAN In
glorious Columbus" is out. 1t transfers
the honor of Americas discovery from
, Columbus to Hwui Shan, a Buddhist mis-
sionary, a thousand years before Colusl.
bus was thought of If this is the case
Columbus stood that traditional egg on
end in vain and got himself into lots Of
trouble which might have been avoided.
II is much TO be hoped that he and the
-Rev. DIR. Shan are not having trouble with
each other abontthe matter in Sheol. or
anywhere else beyond the range.
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