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Tho 1lttle Boy obeyed ordsr,.

Twill tell you a funny littlestoiy, which
! solemnly assure you IL true. At the
Christmas dinner given by q well.known
charity organization, q young lady, who
was on the Reception Committee, had
smong her other duties to attend TO the
removal and care Of the outside clothing
Of the children. In the hustle oil several
arrivals she hastily welcomed one small
boy and told him 70 take of his things.
In few minutes, hearing q shout Of
laughter, she turned around and found he
had completely updressed and stood %
naked as when he was born. Her triendl
considerably refrain from asking her Il
that small boy obeyed orders,
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pr. Frnhar,. Roof nIttsra.

Faziet,s Root Bltters are not q dram
shop beverage, but are strictly medicinal
In every sense. They act strongly upon
the Liver and Kidneys, keep the bowels
open and regular. cleanse the blood and
system Of every inquiry. Sold by drug.
gists. 500. DR.. Fraxiers Magic Ointment
the greatest blessing that been discoY-
cred In this generation. Assure cure for
Boils, Burns, Sores, Cuts, Flesh Wounds,
Sore Nipples, Hard & Soft Corns, Chapped
Lips and Hands, Pimples and Blotches.
Price Soc. Sold by druggists. Frazier
Medicine Co., proprs., Cleveland, Ohio.
Wholesale agents: Logan& Co., Wheeling,
W. Va, and ]. O. Dent & Co., Bridgeport,
Ohio. pAK
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WdskiGpton HaftAf.
The Hon, Tim Tarsney, who succeeds
Horr in the next Congress, Is in the city.
He is modest young Irishman, with a
beaming eye and head full Of brains. He
visited the House one day last week, and,
during the temporary absence OF the cor
pulent Horr, occupied that gentleman's
seat. When Mr.. Horn returned he was
astonished to see Tappey, and exclaimed
in an apparently excited manner
"For heavens sake, mani You are not
entitled to occupy that seat until the 4th OF
March next"
Tarsney began to explain, when Mr.. Horr
laughed and said;
sit there as long as you please ! welcome
you. To tell the truth, ] have no hard
feelings toward You because you beat me.
In fact, am glad ! am out. was tired Of
public life, anyway
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Tarsney began to explain, when Nr. HOrl


Editors have their peculiarilies as well
as other people. They practice and iucul,
cate brevity, which is q virtue. They are
absentminded, which is failing. It is
not strange, then, that one should send q
note to his lady-loye like the following:
dearest. Ihaye carefully analysed the
feeling entertain for you, and the result
Is substantially as iollowsl Iadore you
VIII you, be mine? Answer" Then after
moment Of thought, he added in a
dreamy, absent wayI HWrlte only on one
side ofthe paper. Write plainly and give
real name, not necessarily for publication
but as guarantee Of good faith"
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Mr.. E. Springer, Of fredericksburg, Pa,
writes: IT was afflicted with lung fever
and abscess on lungs, and reduced to a
walking skeleton. Got free trial bottle
OF Dr.. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption, which did me so much good
that ] bought dollar bottle. After using
three bottles, found myself once more a
man, completely restored TO health, with q
hearty appetite and o gain in flesh Of
torty.eight pounds" Call at Logan 4 Co. 3
drug store and get q ten cent trial bottle
Of this certain cure for all Lung Diseases.
Large bottles 81 90. MwP4w
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v. u. HALLGS, Auctioneef. ia0

rhelbovc ulc has ICen adjourned until satur'
Si ri T-' !OHS -. sCIIUITzE, Trustee.
rhe.bOrc sale has been continued until sAtur
~ Varrh n lS5
ny 5r5 GA''A :" JOIN ". SCHULTZ. Trustee.
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Mind This.

A Plantation Philosopher says, poverty
Of body is bad, but poverty Of mind Is
worse" Yes, good friend, but please to
remember that II the blood in the body Is
impoverished, the mind Is affected by it
and made poor also. When you enrich
your blood and tone up your system with
Browns Iron Bitters, you strengthen your
mind and quicken your intellect. Mind
this. DR.. ]. B. Morgan, Dolphin, No.,
says, ~ have found that Browns Iron Bit
tiers gives general satisfaction as arestora-
tive
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DR.. J.E. SMITH,
No. 1lO4 Ghapllne Street.
~. po,..ao,,h c,,no,
Eeat Fourteenth Street

F.. The best evidence OF physicians sueecg Is the
testimony OF his PATIENTS The increasing de-
mands iGr my professional services prove that Ihaye
dealt hOnonbly and fairly with those who have
consulted me. ! never use a patients name with
out permission, though have many hundred Ger.
tIfcatCs from those whom have cured after they
had been pronounced lucurable. A thorough med
ical education with many ycaH hospital experience
and familiarity with theraputc agents, close %.
seryance OF tcmperanentAl pecullarites and strict
attention 10 hygieulc management insureS success,
cure Is possible, and frankly give the patient my
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The brain of an adult man weighs, on
an average, 4S ounces, while that Of an
average adult woman weighs Al ounces,
and yet woman is far superior TO man
mentally. have entertained this infoi-
nation from lady friend Of mine who is
thoroughly trustworthy.-BW Nye.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-03-09

Sure cure for Blind, Bleeding and Itch.
ing Piles. One box has cured the worst
cases Of twenty years standing. No one
need suffer FIVE minutes alter using VIII
liams' Indian Pile Ointment. It absofbs
tumors, allays. itching, acts as apoultice,
gives instant relief. Prepared only for
Piles, itching Of the private parts, nothing
else. Sold by druggists and mailed on re-
ceipt Of price, 81. Frazier Medicine Co.,
Proprieton, Cleveland, Ohio. Wholesale
Agents: Logan & Co., Wheeling, W. Va,
and ]. @. Dent & Co., Bridgeport, Ohio.
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Hos. JupoH ]. NJ. coygmsURY, Cleye-
land, o., says: u have used scores Of pile
cures, audit affords me pleasure TO say
that l have never found anything which
gives such immediate and permanent re-
Iiei % Dr.. Williams Indian Pile oint-
mentn Wholesale Agents: Logan & Co.,
Wheeling, W: Va, and ]. o. Dent q Co.
bridgeport. Ohio. nav
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Young Mani-Rnnd rhi..

THE voLrArc BELT Co., Of Marshall,
Mich, offer to send their celebrated ELRc-
TRo.Y oLTAIo BELT and other ELECTRIC Ar-
PLIANcEs on trial for thirty days, to men
(young or old) afflicted with nervous de-
bility, loss Of vitality and manhood, and
all kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism,
neuralgia, paralysis, and many other dis
eases. Complete restoration to health, Wig
or and manhood guaranteed. No risk Is
incurred as thirty days trial is allowed.
Write them at once for illustrated pamph-
let free, MwFdw
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There Is said to be 100000 Of un.
claimed money in the vaults OF the United
States Treasury. Just like our careless
ness we must see TO this at once. This
habit Of neglecting to keep account Of the
whereabouts Of our pocket money will
cause us inconvenience some time.-Tetds
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Good HUSBAND Is. Good xslrhhor,

FdlI RIVar AdVaNe,
The mani who is all mouth tells his
wife all he knows, aud all the wo:
men neiRhbors envy her Of her good
husband, but the wise man only speaks
Of the things which hewishes her 70 know
andis voted O safe man among the boys
Of the ward. Speech Is silyeEy, but 81
lepse ietehes the yetsa
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IHAyE suffered from catarrh to such an
extent that had TO bandage my head TO
quiet the pain. i was advised by Mr..
Brown, OF Ithaca, totry Ely's Cream Balm.
When suffering with catarrh or cold in
the head have never found Its equal
@. A. CooPRR, Dandy, n. Y. Applywith
finger. Price 30 cents ,MwR&w
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aucltisn,s ArnIoa Save.

The bost Salye in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
CornS and all Skin Eruphons, and positiye.
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. It "a
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, OF
money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale By Logan d %,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-03-09

Colonel John Hay has nominated Henry
Payne to succeed President Cleveland.
The nomination was made at banquet
and in the small hours; for not even
Cleveland whisky can make Hay drunk
while the sun shines.-Philadelphia Mtpa.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-03-09
HARDENED LIVER.

Five years ago br4ke down with kidney and
liver complaint and rheumatism.
Since then Ihave been unable to be about at all.
Ny liver became hard like wood; my limbs were
pulled up and allied with water.
All the best physicians agreed that nothing could
euro me, resolved to Try Hop BIttes; have
used seven bottles; the hardness has all gone from
my liver, the swelling from my limbs, and 1t has
Eorked a minaele in my case; otherwise would
have been now inmy grave. J.w. MoREY, BufLAlo,
Oct. 4, ISL,
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CHARLES CHADWICK,


Wholesale Grocer, Main St, Wheeling, "; Va.
alterations Of leotum. Pr0lapSus and Piles
"was given up to die and prosounced incuiaole
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Thousands Say SO.

Mr.. 7. W. Atkins, .Girard, Kan, writes;
~ never hesitate to recommend your
Electric Bitters to my customers, they
give entire satisfaction and are rapid sell.
ers." Electric Bitters are the purest and
best medicine known and will positively
cure Kidney and Liver complaints. Purify
the blood and regulate the bowels. No
family can afford 10 DO without them.
They will save hundreds OF dollars in
doctors bills every year. Sold at fifty
cents bottle by Logan & Co. NwF4w
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InAvE used Ely's Cream Balm for dry
catarrh Ito which every Eastern person Is
subject who comes to live in a high lati-
tude). 1t has proved a cure in my case
B. +. NJ. WEEKS, Denver, Col. Easy to
use. Price 90 cents. MwF&w
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A GREAT PROBLEM.

-7Sk all the Kidney and Liver
NedktSa,
Take all the Blood purifiers,
-Tako ali the Rheumatic remedies,
Take all the DvptPda and indigestion
Take all the Ague, Fever, and bilious
take all the Brain and seive force
reeires,
Take all the Gna, health restorcn.
la IaOH, lake MI the best qualities OF all these,
and the -6oH
-Qtalata Of all the best medicines In the world,
aud you will find that Hop
-Btlas have the best curative qualities and
powers OF all concentrated
-Iu them, and that they will cure when any or
all Of these, sIngly or -eombiaed
-FAll. A Thorough trial will give positive proof
nj thiH
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-03-09

Hannibal Hamlin is another Estates
man" who threatens to unload book Of
political "reminiscences upon the public.
II this sort Of thing keeps on. politics and
politicians will be viewed with great and
general alarm.-Chieano Timea.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-03-09
lOAIMIsSIONER,s SALE.


AI'y Agnes Blake, &C., In the Il Municipal
21T''et Blake and others. In cSanceiy.
vR y virtue Of decree OF the Municipal Court Of
s",sss'ng made aud entered In tho above entitled
Tss ~ ihe ri day Of February, 1855, will, on
nsiSssDAi, Tie S!St DAY OF NAbCH, lSSS begin.
80! O'Clock A. ", at tho front door OF the
H. hoqS 0i Ohio county, In the City OF wheel
IN. No, virginia, proceed 10 sell Al public Ruc.
~ we following named real eAtAte, that a toEay;
n Is aotsh Onehali 70 u lot numbered nine l9)
-, ui ", numbered tWcntySlx (9dl In the town Of
pr S.s mnseins, with all the buildlngE-And i'm.
!, isskAs oP sALE-one.t hlrd, or as much more
Az ~ pu,ehasef may elect TO pay, Ia cash on the
iSl,!iA we, aud the residue Of same In two equal
tT,isasS,nip, payable respectively In six 10 and
ist., w months from the day Of AAle the credit
IN bcAfing Interest from day Of sale, and
49, 4ltALScf executing notea therefor with per
aeeatiy iOt the payment Of same 10 the NtiS,
n,. a3n oi the undermined speclAI CommISsioner
Sall respective dates, and the title 10 bg
~ leH pnul the whole Of the purchase money |.
F,4' Anu q conveyance directed BY the Court,
GEORGE X, b GtICHRIST,
&C HWY, GuctIouecF.
III assieby certify that bond has been given By TIT
q ,, HSSGtSe u Z ulchhEt Special Commissioner
" IAN, and By the terms OF the decree
'@s'Vu u Tue above entitled cause,
C,..,-,., THOMAS ", DARRAH,
nr, 'SS,.k Of me Municipal Court Of Wheeling.
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So the Taxpayers delegation went
away sorrowiul. 1fGrant had been calm
enough to listen to explanations he would
have learned that General Gray's report
and speech had been remarkably rebuked
by the convention, which referred'the re.
port back to his committee, and adopted
an address temperate, non.partisan and
conservative Units place,
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II am surprised, john" said an old
lady when she found the old butler help
sell TO some Of the best old port. $50 am
/, ma'am | thought you had gone ont. "
was the reply.-RoSton Journal.
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A cockroach is said to possess 800 teeth.
We have never given the subject OF their
teeth much consideration, the extreme
previousness OF their legs having COM
pletely monopolized our attention..Ais-
iouri Republican
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Skinny Mon.

"wells' Health Remover" restoreshealth
and vigor, cures Dyspepsia, Impotence,
Sexual Debility. 81.
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Mrs. John l.. Sullivan Is not the only
woman who has regretted marrying q
man Of genius.-Philadelphia North Ameri-
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ASK for Wells Trough on corns," 15c.
Quick, complete cure. Hard or soft cornS,
warts, bunionB.
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SCROFULA.

Agirl in my employ has been cured Of constitu.
tionsi Scroiula by the use OF SWiit's Specific.
J. o. MCDARIEi, Allato0na. %.
(ThIs gentleman Is father Of the Governor Of CAL
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sNATcHED FROM THE GRAvE-Iw was broush.
70 deaths door by combination Of eczema and
yearS. Was treated by several phySiciaps with
lodide potassium which seemed 10 feed tho disease
/ have been cured sound and well BY the use Of
sTiit' SRSSl sSaAH E TURNER, Humboldt Tom.
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President Cleveland can perform the
Cabinet trick much mere successfully than
the Davenport brothers ever did.-Ptck.
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Gka GtteLLfqsnlan.
once Nos. 10 and 81 Toartsenth street.
NocTuRNENBFLAT.

. z, :. y !. :
Beridie.
Over the fence q outl
Eddylng here and about.
oh, but she shone In waltz or reell
Oh, but she Elung dizzy heQll
Chill butt you'd ought iohear her squeAl-
Over the fence Is out.
Second Stana in A minor.l
Quivered and n.tled the chandelier,
LathCf the aInlca oni
All, but the sliyefS were sharp and Serel
Where has the doctor gOnef
All, but her Joyous rice was run
Ere the bright night had yet yet begun
Not for week can she have some fun
LAther the RTniea Onl
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yapderbIlts millions could not buy from mewhai
sWlftS Specific has done for me. II cured me Of
ScroiulA Of Is years standing.
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TETTRR.-Aiter rutienng with letter for olnyen
yearS and having all EaFtS OF treatment, Twas re
lieyed entirely by sWiltS speel1c.
L. H Ike Dawson, Ga,
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"Reminiscences Sale.

COMMISSIONERS SALE OF VALU.
" ABLE PROPERTY.
Gull CO1h TOT said county.
c P. Brown, Administrator Of thel
aas Of Philip AetzneF, de- 7, c,.roo-v,
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Knew How Deadly He Was.

Ie1us sVEIHVs'
Fakir-DOn't yeryantt to buy Something's?
Dude-No; I've gotIeverything need.
Fakir-Don't yer want to buy a ane ra-
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swItrs Specific Is entirely vegetable. Treatise 90
Blood and skIn Diseases mailed free.
TN swIpr srncIgIc Co, Drawer 8, Atlanta, Ca,
oF ISS W Twepty.thitd Itfeet, New York. dos
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W.H. HLLIER, AuctionSsf.
thereby certify that ". J. ", Cowden, the special
commissioner appointed by the Circuit Court Of
hl9ooaniy ID the shove entitled cause. has given
leoOrilng 10 law. JOHN W. MITCHELL,
iE9 Clerk Circuit Court Ohio County, W. Va.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-03-09

The hltsst EIbjsctI
for lever and 6gue,
aud remlttents, arc
the debilitAttd, bill.
iouS aud nervous. To
such PERSONS, Hostel.
tors Stomach BlttHn
Affords adequate pro
tentiop by ihcfeaii ng
vital stamina aud
the resistant power
OF the c0nJtitntion,
aud BY oh ecking IL
Irregularities Of th 9
liver, stomach and
bowels. Moreover, u
eIAhicates mAlArIal
complaints Of an OBJ.
Btinlte type, and
stands alone I'M
equalled among ouI
national remedies.
FOrAle by al Drug
mE2NwEAW
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Suffered Sse I. NO., 70 aS ~ Me-
could not Sety 9nt 81 iii Ius snaIns ~ Va
LErh ~ = I'LL t T., rnI.St Jntcn sat
Catarrh, Polypus Of Nose iiS - SUI
Tered i9r years; patent m I ,a teu !" Heip mt
Dr. stnltn eonPiese! S TII pT 70 rrrAnDrTcY
n, e..,IS, i T. ~ wSnc,Inc ~ y.
~, " 9 ilhSnls,Sd StSmacS atfrcatment
Dyspepsia and uiceratea ~ ", ~
for years failed " Se M fee cSnt
me-. "a ,i',.oa,, n ssTnI,h
H-liSd them Tor f91T1sep { ea "; Sitn
cTIsI ny pr,r,nc sotcS On Head AiiMy son was
afflicted for fourteen years NothlnS beemea W
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eSnulnE Al O'Clock A. ", sell at public auction,
nlhs lrOaI door Of the Court House Of Ohio c0un'
TM, ihe following described real property,
sul!ed on Wheeling Island, In tho City OF Wheel.
r. ". Va, that iS 10 ray: The north One-hali OF
" hoHttcld trAct Of Daniel Zane, deceased, the
laae Of which tract contained twenty one acres
~ one nod mOrc or lcSs,
Vlies the authority Of the said decrea The said
gSInRsGlOaCn have caused the pop rty TO 30 d..
Mlei into convenient parcels, and have laid OF
tetu aud alleys through the Eamc. a plat show
hl4eh parcels, streets and alleys has been pre-
efel, and may 30 FeeE a. the Court HOUSE, In the
- o. HegIe Hook, Clerk Of The County Court
sluled eopltS Of Iaid plat may DO had On Applica
10 70 The undersigned,
lAssad property will DIST be Offend a. whole,
" atsglEaris IN The parcels shown on Iaid plat
- w b. Io!d In whichever way may appear the
AIAtTsui'g Gus.
lElboV SiLI-Oue third Of the purchase money
much more rs the purchaser Ilay elect cash 10
s.ai Tue remainder In two equal lnGtallments
yioe teaptctlvely In one and Two year. fr IN the
~ o. iale, With interest from that day, the pur
salsel giving his notes for tho deferred Install.
SSaS aud The title being retained 70 secure the
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GALE OF ISLAND REAL ESTATE
~ seventy one Desirable Lots IN Daniel Zane
HOMESTEAD TnCt.
lnPuDuanrc Of decree OF tho Circuit Court Of
gaio County, West Virginia, entered on the SlSl
~ Of January, 1855, III the case. Of CrGnmer and
0hsn against Indiana McSwordS aud Others, the
ealsntlued Special Commissioners will, on
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Dude-I never shave myself.
Fakir-Put maybe you wants to commit
suicide some OF dose DAYS.
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W, p, HUBBARD,

!'CilERyEr. Aurtloueef.
lctiily that bOud has been given by Said Special
'"laesionen Rs required BY the LAld decree. :
joins W. MITCHELL,
-ah Clerk OF said Court.
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sals Of The ant and third pieces OF property
lbOre nenlionei Is adjourned until Saturday,
W.. W. CowDEN,
MI? SpSplal Commissioner.
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TrrePrsssibIe and Ineorri~fble

While little girl on Howard avenue
wa bsing rebuked by her mother she said =
Hush, mamma II you scold 80 much you sriTI
make me nervous. and I shall die like
De you remember her Z" said tho mother.
~Oh. yea" rsplied the little one ~snd her
mamma scoided and soolded her 80 much Al.
got 50 nervous she went sick and died Utica
Herald
Discussion between q wise ohIld and its
tutor: That star up thsrs Is bigger than TIE
world
mo. Il isn't"
Yes. it is
~rheE Why don't n keep the rain on ~
TReheboth Herald.
Mamma Cconfdsntlyl-Sovr, Mamie. "a
YOu are 80 tired to-niEhf you must 60 ri9ht of
90 bed.
Mamie -four yssrs oldl-But Tn not tired.
How do yea knew when I an tirodf You
don't know how feel as we'll as do ard I
say stnr ttrsd- Feel of that arm and thna
lsE-do you fee anything tired thersf-IChica-
70 Herald.
IAttls girl-''Please. ma, may I have =
sUr
AA-"DOnt saT q ezr; say an srE-
l. o.-~Can have neg r
M-"That isur right"
l., O.. desperntely-''FhPasc. ma. caa I have
an heEg f"-lDetroit Free Press.
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ArnbitiOus YounG Women sna REen
DeIfberaseIy Robbed ofTizae
and Money

end Money.
Among the many traps for the 1nwsry
70 be found In New York meme is bolds1
or meaner than the bogus schools for tele-
graph operators. In the columns Of the
daily papers advertisements like the fol.
lowing can be seen every day:
WAETED-7 y9ung nsu - ls.rR tsleEs
- .is.phK; selarsss gusrAnteed vh4h auAh-
WANTED-s younR reutisuasn sns isdi.s
when esmpstsa.. ss ssisris. teSm Is q si
monthly: every graduate obtains = steady ait.
uatton ss soon as qualihed.
The victims are always young people
who have but little money, ana who are
ambitious to improve their positions IN
life They are usually working girls who
have 20 work ten hours . day in dusty
shops for pittsnce. but who. In the hopes
Of gaining . livelihood IN aore cheerful
surroundings, starve and pinch them
selves until they obtain the money necss-
sary 70 pay the tuition fee Of schoolmas-
ter who Processes to teach telsgraphy, aud
then rob themselves Of neede6 sleep and
rest In order to attend the school After
months Of anxious labor they receive
printed sheets of paper that are called
diplomas, but when application Il made
for the positions when competent aa sal
aries from s45 TO e12S q month";" thsy ind
that the snapper OF the whip is IN the
words when qualified" and that no
amount of instruction In the school could
make them qualified. In other words,
they have been deliberately deceived BY
the advertisements and circulars Of the
school, and the money which they saved
by going without food has been taken
without any return.-GNew York Sun