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Not So Green as ho Seemed.

Colonel Will Beas!ey, who has Just re-
turned from the mountain districts of Ark
ansaw, was determined not to be out done
by the squatters.
"One day." said the Colonel, II stopped
near a cabin and asked of an unconcerned
locking man who sat on fence
"'How far is it from here to Jones's
ferry p
"'How fur is what p
The road.
"'What road p
Z" 10 Jones's Ferry
" do you want to go thar? p
Yes, or | wouldn't ask how far it is.
Didn't know but you was out suryeyiu'
the country
" lie leaned over, spit at something on
the ground, and seemingly, dismissed the
subject from his mind.
" Come, wake up said |, but he paid no
attention to me. Then | thought that it
would be a good idea to startle him.
My friend said |, did you know that
Andrew Jackson was dead p"
"lle jumped off the fence and shouted
Nose, fetch my gun here, quick. Here's
blamed teuer lecshneerlng agln old Andy
Seeing that | had made dangerous
mistake, | pat spurs to my horse ard gaIlop-
ed away, but sir, that contounded fellow
followed me iye miles. thought it was
the most capital piece of ignorance | had
ever heard Of, and after ! got out OF danger,
| almost laughed myself into a fit, but
have since learned that the old man was an
illicit dlstiiIer, and, believing that was
deputy marshal, wanted an excuse for killing
me. 1t won't do to fool with those fellows"
-LhaaSar Irardisr.
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The sobhing Texas Wrens.

A stranger in the little cities Of south
western Texas is often awakened at early
dawn by the beautiful but sorrowful song of
the house or sobbing wren. If the strang-
er has been long away from home and
friends and is sensitive to impressions of ex-
ternal nature he never forgets the peculiar
melancholy note of the tiny songster. 1t
begins in high, clear key, like the tink-
ling of silver bells, and descending gradual
ly from one sweet chime to another still
sweeter, it suddenly falters, breaks off and
sobs like child the song dying away in a
gasp. The listener is touched with sym
pathetic emotion and may find it difficult to
suppress the uncomfortable feeling that one
of the little ones in his own family circle,
far away, is weeping and sobbing for his re-
turn. The song is heard only in the twi-
light Of dawn and is repeated but few
times. Then the handsome little singer,
with plump brown breast, speckled with
shreds Of black. retirss through some crew.
ice In the house-top and is rarely seen dur
ing the day.
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Tie Universal Nuisance.

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Sdturddy ReUtec, Lord Bcaconstield's Youth
Spectator, Curiosities of Taxation. an he
Year Round, with in>taIIments of "A Hons
Divided AGAINST Itself" Mrs. Dymond. =
Fortunes Wheel" and "Unex plaine,l.- and
poetry.
A new volume begins with the No. for july
1.
For ffty-two numbers of siXtv-four h,rge
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the subscription price (Ssl is low; while for
Sl0.50 the publishers offer to send any one OF
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with The Ltuing Age for year. both post
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ers.
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Dogs as Ostrich Herders.

One of the latest illustrations Of canine
versatility comes to US from South Africa,
where Scotch coless have been imported to
herd ostriches. They took to their strange
work with surprising readiness, discovering
at once for themselves the weak points Of
the great birds character, and the best meth
Cd of driving them with the least trouble to
all concerned A single colley, says the
London Telegraph, will do the work Of SIX
mounted men. Even stranger still is the
fact that the ostriches, let them be ever so
obstinate and savage with human beings, be-
come docie at once under the treatment Of
these dogs from the distant Highlands Of
Scotland They herd together like sheep,
and, instead of fighting among themselves
or attacking their herdsmen, think only Of
obeying the 0oiey's barking. and travelling
in the direction the animal bids them. That
the dogs do this BY instinct is, Of course
impossible, for when they first saw ostriches
they must have been prodgiously astonished.
They perceived at a glance that their long
legged charges were neither cattle nor sheep
nor vet men but they watched what the
mounted drovers did, initiated their ma
neuvres. and so soon improved upon them
that two men and one dog now do what i,
used to take eight men to accomplish.
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They Jumped at the Chance.

A story i told Of n rare old Irish Judge on
the northeast circuit, who ioved the hunting
field vastly more than he did the stupid, sleepy
court room. His clerk was like minded and
joyous minded pair they made. One fine
morning the clerk whispered the Judge;
"Yer honor, old Billy Duane's meets to-day
at Bally kilmulgan, an they've fine dog-fox.'
"IIow many's in the dockety" asked the
judge eXeitedly.
"Twent, for riotiug aud breach of peace,
yer honor"
Tim" said the judge, "do you think YOU
can get the first fellow to plead guilty without
Il jury trial, and me to lct him off with week
in iail:''
The easiest thing IN the world, answered
the faithful clerk.
MAKE haste then and bring in the whole
gang and ~ay. Tim, tell Jerry TO saddle the
mare meanwhile"
The twenty Fcniin~ wcr, brought into court
"a defiant gang, nineteen Of them prepared 10
hight with counsel and jur! to the bitter end.
The twentieth had been interviewed by the
clerk. lie was called oil by the clerk.
"Guilty, or not guilty, of the crimes
chargcd:" demanded the judge, with propl-
tious smile.
Guilty, yer honor. God help me-" said the
crafty prisoner
well" >aid the judge glancng benevolent
y about the room, II fancy | can let you OF
With week"
The man thanked the judge and stepped
Down u thc baihf. rherr Was terrific SEN
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After the Honeymoon.

Young married people are surprised when
they discover tina, the honeymoon j. not IN
tireIy composed of honey Even the first
wear of married life J., not ALWAYS the hap
pir,t. though It ought always To he very
nlapy. Living together happily is an art
wa.ch t.e most aaec'iuu1te couple cannot
ordinarily learn in a year. Each ha, to
make some unpleasant discoveries and 10
overcome some fixed ncluAtou, True
happiness begins When these di>coyerir,
have been made and each j, thoroughly re-
solved to make The other a, happy as po>~i-
hr fit all time. Marriage is sometimes
SAID to be the door that lead, drlud-d NOR
tails back 10 earth; but this need not and
ought nat to be the case. Certainly love
may end with the honeymoon If people mar
ry TO crafty gan powder passion or for
the sake OF mere outward beauty, which is
ike glass soon broken. OF course the
enthusiastic, tempestuous love Of courtjng
days Will not As rule survive marriage. \
married couple soon get TO feel toward each
other very much as two caums at college or
two partners ia business VINO are at the
same time ola and we'll tried friends. Young
married people often think that those who
have been in the holy state Of matrmouy
twenty Pr thirty yea.t longer than them
selves are very prosy, unromantic and by
no mean, perfect examples of what married
people ought 10 he.
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-Four French Funnyisms.

4 yalet-de-chambre presents himself 10 a
gentleman whose service he is desjrous Of
entering.
Where we're you last employed why
di! YOU leave YOUR place =
"Enp'oyed by Bind lom. Left because
he kept too close an eye on me-
\ stranger in small town, having lost
his way, accosts a gentleman in the street
please, my good man. he says, tell
me the way to the po,t-ottice."
I'm not good man says the person
accosted, with conscious dignity, I'm the
Mayor"
They have been discussing tata. duel,
and one Of the party says solemnly
1T seems to me that Providence would
have been wiser had il ordained that the
murderer should be killed instead Of his
unfortunate victim.
Dramatis persona Little boy Of s, little
girl Of 8.
He-Lend me your skipping rope?
She-Yes. Ii you'll give me bite Of
your candy.
He-l will alterward.
She-No; first. Oh, YOU men are all the
same know YOU london lnach.
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The Granger's Summons.

From The Alta California.
4 tan, Iauk. weeIy looking old granger
stepped into Third street car Yesterday,
followed by woman as lank and weedy-
looking as himself There could be no ms
take about their relationship of husband and
wife. Bat they exchanged no words, tn"
woman petring Curj0u>ly At the window, and
the man cracking his finger POINTS with lie
markab.s success for each explosion va,
almost As loud pistol shot. y; CLAY
and Montgomery the man Gnt up and walked
70 the rear platform. The Wife. not uotic-
ing him, Kent staring out the window. The
granger pnt III, inrgdagrr between h., ups
ami KANE ,ouI >hrtl whistle. waich made
the porty conductor jump As if bullet had
struck aim. HE woman got up brl,k!y,
anu followed Her Iori, Who ,ta.kel along The
street. >t,iI grim and taci,urn.
That's the way with some OF those couu-
try folk said The conductor. They re
ashamed 10 cal, out IN a car, and when they
want to bring any of their women folk To-
attention, they whistle at en- ike they do to
their dogs. Wei, >Ir. | saw the funniest
thing the other day. \ granger not unlike
the rooster VINO just got out, got into my
car with h.s wife. and I'm blcst if he didn't
forget the old woman altogether. She rode 10
the END Nj the line, anl when tae pa,sru-
gers 4ult ,nr ,ay., Wnrrr', John y
'Eie XVI olt, ma'4m. six blocks up, saws
"'D5n't yoa ..r +. m- younE mau.' SAYS
,hr. 'tlr newer slt 1ut ot h., own accord.
some ot those smart c.'y thieves hay,
drl--el a.m aal 'ao> h.a.awly To- lob a.m.
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anCe. but since then nave learned Oeueri
he was only on rare occasions peeyish and
naughty.
The first day that left Juan dine at table
with me, he adopted disagreeable mode Of
pointing out the objects that were pleasing
to him he stretched out his brown hand,
and tried to put upon his plate everything
he could lay hold of. gave him a box on
the ear. to make him understand politeness.
He then made use of a stratagem he COW
cred his face with one hand, whilst he
stretched TIE other toward the dish. This
scheme answered no better, for | hit the
guilty hand with the handle OF my knife
From that moment, my intelligent
pupil understood that he was to wait TO
be helped
He very quickly leaned TO eat his soup
with . spoon in this way thin soup was
placed before him he got upon the table
like dog lapplug, and tried 10 suck it up
slowly. This method appearing inconven-
lent to him. he sat down again on his chair,
and took his plate in both hands but as he
raised it to his lips he spilled portion Of it
over his chest. / then took spoon and
showed him how 10 use it; he Immediately
initiated me- and ever after made use Of that
implement.
When | brought Juan on board the
Cleopatra, he was domiciled at the foot OF
the main-mast, and left completely free ; he
went in and out of his habitatlOn when he
pleased. The sailors received him as
friend, and undertook 10 initiate him in the
customs Of seafaring life. 4 little tin basin
and spoon were gwen him, which he shut
up carefully IN his house. aud at mea-tmes
he went to the distribution Of food with the
crew. Il vas very funny to see him, a.
pecia.Iy il the morning, getting his
basin filed With coffee. and then ST.
ting comfortably down to take his first
neal in company with his friends the cabin
BOYS.
Juan spen. part Of his days IN swinging
among the ropes ; sometimes he came on TO
III, deck. either To enter into conversation
with the persons OF the embassy. whom he
knew very well. or 10 tease Young Manila
uegri.o. who had been given to VI. de
lasrcne. This nrgrito WAS his dearest
friend. SOME people pretend that the SYM
pathetic ties which United these two beings
werc based On coH,anguini,y However
that may ~, Juan had profound contempt
far monkeys. hc never onndesccnded to
notice Que. AMI preferred the society Of a
IoS 4 sheep u that y! one oi these quad
TImaua. juan acquired the habit Of a
gourmet While On boarI he drank wine
/ and had even become deeply learned IN the
art Of approaching that hguor. One day
two glasses we're offered him, one half foil
% champagne. the other half iu!i Of c.aret.
When he had a glass in each hand some
oue tried to deprive him Of that containing
the champagne. 10 defend himself. he
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Lost Children.
INFANTS PICKED UP BY THE POLICE.
\ TENDER HEARTED PHILADELPHIA SER
GIANT.
Philadelphia Times

Philadelphia Times
There was sound of children's Joyous
laughter, mingled with the bark of dog
and the tones of mans voice. at the EIgh-
teenth district police station. A pleasant
sight greeted reporters eyes as he entered
the hall. There were two toddIing children
and there was ''Nig" one of the two station
house dogs, and there was Sergeant Henry
joining in the fun as though he had been a
child himself.
"Iours Pr
"No, pick k-ups."
"What, picked up on the streets ?"
''Um. Come on, Mig After EN-" and
the game began again as If there had been
no interruption. At this moment, however.
an officer came in with great rosy apple in
one hand and stick Of candy in the other.
His appearance or rather the sight Of what
he brought was the signal for a general
amnesty Lazy Mig" cur'ed herself up by
the stove and the two children went into the
house sergeant's room, one munching at the
apple. nearly as big as her own round curly
head while the other sucked contentediy
and begrimed her already ANYTHING but clean
face with the stick Of red candy
I've have any number of them in some
times" said Sergeant Henry. Often as
many as dozen. We can't lock EN- up
that would only frghten the poor little
things to death and We don't want 10 do
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tho st,,ion and all ,b,. oa;,er. rornecr.d
with il Nobody c.n tell her pr,cj,, hi.tn
re- ouj, that ",fe csn,s" some ,enr, ago
and b,. p,aa hers.lf., ha,,s ,here a,,r
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Juan.
MoNkEY THAT Wa ALMOST HUMAN
DIyRnrIyc TRICK. OF AZ oKAHG ourASG

Df. WAR, who was physician TO the scen-
tiic mission sent by France to China, and
who resided SIX months in the Eastern Ar
chipelago, gives the following account Of
pet orang outang.
When Juan was lntrusted TO me, he was
about three years old His height was that
OF a child Of the same age. When freed
him from the bamboo basket in which he
was brought 10 me, he seized hold Of my
hand, and tried to drag me away, as little
boy Who wanted to escape from some dis
agreeable object might have done. | took
him into my room, in which there was
sort of cell prepared for him. On seeing
this new cage which resembed Malay
house, Juan understood that it was in future
to be his lodging he let 90 my hand, and
set about collecting all the linen he could
find. He then carried his booty into his
lodging. and covered It's walls carefully.
These arrangements made, he seized on a
able-napkin, and having dressed himself
in this as majestcally as an Arab in
his burnous lay down on the bed he had pre-
pared.
Juan was Of very mild disposition TO
raise ones voice TO him was sufficient ; yet
he now and then had very dvertng fits of
anger. One day took from him mango
he had stolen: at first he tried to get it
back, but being unable to do so, be uttered
paintiye cries. ,hrusting out his lips ike
pouting child.7 Finding that this pettish-
ness had not the effect he anticipated he
threw himself fiat on his face, struck the
ground with his fist, screamed, erieL howled
for more than half an hour. AT last, felt
that was acting contrary to my duty in re-
fusing the fruit he desired for, in oppos-
ton to Gods will, was seeking to bend
to the exigences Of civilization, the inde-
pendent nature which He had sent into the
world amid virgin forests, in order that it
should obey all its instincts and satisfy all
its passions. | approached my ward, calling
him by the most endearing names, and offer
| ed him the mango. As soon as it was with
| in his reach, he clutched it with violence
and threw it at my head. There was some
| thing so human in this action, something
so evil in the expression Of his rage, that
had no hesitation that day in CHASING Juan
among our own species !: he reminded me so
| much of certain children of my aequaint-
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dollars laid aside for the purchase of goods
for the fall trade, and in addition to this
there had been about two thousand dollars
of government money in his keeping. 1t
was just at the close OF postal quarter, and
the postmasters Of several adjacent villages,
having no safes OF their own, had entrusted
their returns to his hands. So that full ten
thousand dollars had been stolen from the
safe.
For time Huntley was like one dis
tracted. but he had sense enough TO make
his loss known at once 10 the deputy sheriff,
and the officer, with posse was soon on
the search. 1t had been an adroit robbery
and in the outse, the searchers had no posi-
BILE clue Both the lock of the door and the
lock of the safe must have been picked by
SIX llfu hands. for neither Of them was in
jured in the least.
Miss Dubois was early a, The store and
when she had heard Of her lovers loss she
cndpavored to console him.
Don't worry, dearest, ,he said. when
my father comes | can help you. II thi,
loss crppleS YOU, il shall only he for a
time"
but, Clara, would not have il appear
that married you for your--'
Naughty man, hush. VIII YOU not let
me love YOU little p
What could he say more
Evening came. but not trace of the bur
glar The sheriff had hlt two or three posi-
bic trails. but they had led to no success.
On the morrow he would set forth again.
hoping that meantime, he might receive
favorable answer 10 some Of the numerous
kilograms he had sent off,
When the stage arrived that evening" an
Oh gentleman, with White hnr and beard.
and wearing an enormaIs pair of green
spectac.es, wss helped out. and leaning
heavily upon his stout cakrn siati, hobbled
into The hail. lie signed Ills name upon
the register Ia a ;remnious, Struggling hand:
"nr. Seth Bumpus, \. Y
Wien the tea-bcl. sounded, he stood in
the hall, and watched while the guest, en-
tered the ,upperroom. The landlord came
sn 20 wait upon him.
Landlord, who j, that Young lady Who
jus; wea, in with your ster,kreper
That is Ms, Dubois
II thought 90. Egad. her father and |
were o.I friends. and have pettcd her ere
uow. wish you wauld Ky NE have \ sect
opposite her al the lahe an! Il shc viii
recognize ME.
Certainly"
And Dr. Bumpu- VA, seated directly W.
po,lt, the far visitor. Ii liz watched Tier
sharply and studied her carefully, she did
ull notice it; for al The beginning of'he
meal she was ser, busy taking with her
companion. and when she found leisure to
look aro4nd. Ler rjs-a.C,s had concluded
h.> study, aa4 va. walehful only Of his
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81 wouldn't worry about the cholera,
dear" said wife to her husband sit isn't
at all likely that it will reach this country"
81 don't know about that" he replied, ner.
vously; sit may break cut at any moment.
and we might have frightful time; II
think had better pay the back pew-rent
anyway Good Cheer.
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rs Jhfe Tor lNdFnsnluS IN CNUIren
WM. FtRR, Of Brooklyn, l.. l.. SAYS: ..On
the recommendation of my physician, Dr. Wm.
Nyse, have given my boy who was danger
ously i'll of Marasmus, your Emulsion, with
excellent effect, and he is at present az hale
and hearty as can be wished,
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-f"u can certainly depend on DR.
GRAVES HEART REGULATOR in any
ease of Heart Disease, its merits are many and
well known. Give it trial If you are affliet-
ed. Free pamphlet of +. L. ingalls,, Cam.
bridge, Mass.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-07-16

-"Do you like candy, ma ?" asked lit
tie boy of his mother. "No, my son, it
makes me sick" 81 am glad to hear it.
You are the kind of woman can trust to
hold my candy for me until am done play
ing"
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-07-16

A MODERN GENTLEMAN--"fous say there's
no hope for me. dootor'"
"None at ALL"
"No possible chance ?"
"None and would advise YOU to set
tie up your business and relieve your
mind"
ooh, my mind is all right, doctor. |
owe about three times as much as | am
WORTH"