New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-24
THE TALK or THE DAY.

A prominent Democratic politician in Crawford County
Penn, made pointed speech recently TO this effect
Burchard's alliterauon-" Rum. Romansm aud Rebel
lion lis ecnpsed by Cleveland himself for he has
adopted " Rebels, Renegades and Republicans"
fone half Of the young men possessed the grit OF Miss
Mary Markher OF waiia walla. the country would be
other day from her distant home load OF cattle
rHsIi which she sold at line price cne
pond OF her venture ought to be- Miss Mary is the
girl To tie to.-lsL Paul Globe
When japanese girl wishes to show delicate atten-
ton TO her lover she the haIpened point OF one OF
her hnger-nas rs pom in writing to him
At the San Jose Cali TO be held MAY II.
there will he an officers race. open 10 teams vi
sherns deputies constabes under the supervision
team valuable medal is Ia he awarded to the winning
team Sheriff Brauhaul. OF santa Cara. mas areay
Cruz sheriff Frank Ross OF san Benito; sheriff Hale OF
OAKLAND; aud sheriff Hopkins, together win Chei
scanne OF Francisco ant Chief Of Police Brown OF
san lose will all have representative teams In this novel
competition. Philadelphia Ledger
THE BOLD WESTERN POET
Tin a bold Western poet. just hear my bazooj
A rip-roarng rhymer from Kallmazoo
| sling all the slang from Oshkosh to Yazoo;
I'm corker and don't you forget it.
Using OF FL Mahdi and rebel halfbreods;
paint the town red with praise OF their deeds
with the blood sf their victims write all my screeds;
u nome VI gVut oiN Nv" SN' w.
NV pa wa. a blizzard. my cyclones
Iwn, horn up in Deadwood and raised in Tombstone
/ grew up a Piute bowling shoshone;
I'm q screamer, pigeen-toed daisy.
Nv thoughts are so hot that they sizz In my brain;
dine upon dynamite scrambled or pain
And beakers Of whiskey and powder drain,
Till tenderfeet think am crazy.
But I'm not, It is simply my nature to shout
I'm hummer a Sioux, aud my ma knows I'm outs
I'm "A bold Western poet. Of that there's no doubt.
Though my metaphors are somewhat hay.
From winter overcoats to linen is transfer
nation quite hard on humanity rs It is on the
clothers who arc overstooked with spring goods. =.
The Dubuque Telegraph Democrat favors the policy
Of appointing rebels Office in order TO placate them
We have heard story OF southern lady VINO eaugni
her husband i'm the days before the war, kissing ana
hngring a handsome female quadroon slave When
size Indignantly demonstrated AGAINST ms abuse OF her
own wifey privileges the husband replied: Wei. you
see my dear. Dmah is growing restless ana aissa>ne
and kinder wanted TO Eet n1r anu 70 e Of The
excellent rule OF action OF this southern husband
Peoria Transcript
Since the dynamite ourages in January last visitors
have been rigdly excluded from the Tower Of London
Faster Monday was the first public holiday of the year
I'm England and London holidaymakers expressed much
dissatisfaction not being permitted TO enter one OF
their most popular resorts The authorities announce
that Tor the present visitors will be admitted within
the gates.
The King OF Bavaria is an unucky dog He ordered a
S25 900 chandelier for his paror. ana IL hadlt been
hung M ,wo days before the company increased its
rates 70 cents Oh 1000 feet -lDetroit Free Press.
Northern Guest lat Florida hote This is delicious
Waiter" Yes sab; thought that 'ud be sunfn' new
to yop uns It's alligator steak. sab"
Alligator steak. ehl Well. never knew the nesh
was NJ TO eat. How tender 10 isP
Yes sab. The alligator likes tender meat himself,
e All What is his favorlte food r.
"P,ckaninnies san. - philadelphia Call.
Andrew Carnegie has contributed 500 toward the
fund for erecting statue OF Burns Moptrose Scot
land In forwarding the subscription he says In the
interest OF art and from due regard for my favore
poet permit me express the hope that you will not
think OF taxing replica OF the with which
Inflicted I'm New-York To see Burns in the form OF
bumped backed simpleton is distressing; and assure
Won that more money could be raised take the statue
from Central Park than raised to put 1t there"
Sam Carson sou OF Kit Carson. the celebrated Indian
fighter on the plains In early days, while investigating
house in Los kees reputed To be haunted. week or
two ago. discovered the cause OF the trouble An
the ala and nad stored IL with large quantity OF the
finest hon cyl philadelphia Ledger.
health officer near London. England. Is determined
TO nut stop to the spread OF infectious diseases by
means Of impure milk. He recently covered the
we'll on the premises Of q milk dealer who thought
to 10 selling impure milk.
The air ia so full Of the smell of gunpowder and the
rattle of musketry falls the ear from so many
different directions that 1t Is little wonder dscus-
sions Of " the war" are somewhat mixed. They had
just dropped In and seated themselves on the
well-worn raisin boxes and cracker barrels.
my opinion, remarked 81 spshoa, with an air Of