Sun River sun. [volume] (Sun River, Mont.) 1884-1885, 1885-01-22
THE V. =. $. CLUB.

o'"ei 'o"-oeli WAS hcard playin,
hlde and seek among the rafters i,
Umbrella hall, II havo been beustl,
deceived"
His Egytian mummy appeara,,c,
did not in the least belle his scnti
ments. They added weight to hi
words--about $50 pounds. The VIM
Shakespeare look was still there, bu
1t was q look that would have crocef
tho face Of the immortal bard. had h,
lived until the presnt day.
"Yos, boys" resumed tho president
4 have been caught at last with IN,
overalls of. One Of my cardinal
faults is that I am worry partial to deli.
cacies--so partial in fact that I bought
three cans Of blackberry jam at the
World'sEmporium' lust night. Prob.
ably You have never tasted lam on
Hap jacks I never will again. Nv
attent'nn was first called to the ian,
ny the old woman who wanted to know
II had bought graveyard. / tusted
the jam twice-once when il went
down and then when it cume M.
Something told me it wasn't good. I
think 1t was my stomach. I amt
quito sure. but l think I throw mn
ooth my homestead and prc-emptioa
rights. Fond recollcctions of nv
mother-in-law camc up--in my mind.
never drank us much water before
in all my life. There's no desert land
to take up around our place now. I
examined the can, and ON it flaming
red letters, about rod long. 'Frazcr's
Axle Grease for hand carts, omni.
buses and something that looked like
Jacks, but J. don't think it meant fam
jacks. The old woman blames hcr-
self, but have had n pretty rough
deal, 7-nps and everything else ! 8 up.
l have thrown mp the sponge regard
ing hot cakes, by 30 degrees below
zero majority of s5. Somehow or
other / never could enjoy decent tit
Of sickness; it don't agree with me.
| am"
Pieball Dayis---'.1 should like"
Cold Slaw--"Excusc me, but"
Noses Mac The members"
Bro. Every" "Gentlem.n. this is no
central telephone Office. You fellows
AXE the reg off the bush Of anything
ever saw. Cold Slaw. you're out Of
rider. Sit down and rest your face
'lr. Macorber. como off: there's hen
m. The chair gives way to Mr.. Davis"
Mr. Davis. int voice smotlcrcd with
v whisky. relieved himself us follows:
january has received new years
'ift i'll the shape Of Two full moons.
he moon was full on the LIST and she
VII hetight again OH the Both checrsl
N The 1th the moon was in conjune-
ion with Jupiter. and on the 9Th she
owed to Mars. On the 18th she re-
irned her call To Miss Venus. and on
ne l4,h staid over night with Mr.
lercury rousing checrsl On the
'ith she was ut her nearest point to
40 god Of war, and us this il tho day
her change to new moon, it shows
ow near Mars is to the sun raising
hairs The circus is now about half
yer, and the gentlcmenly ushers will
MSS around with tickets for the con,
'rt. l would" chairs.
He stopped short never to 20 again.
[c never moved after the COW bell
rnck him. The committee in charge
tn" wood box threw ashes on it and
srried it out on the fire shovel. The
'mains We're buried in coal oil can.
eneath the evening shadows OF HAY
tack Butte.
"I4eaves have their time to fall,
Flowers to wither at the north
winds breath;
And stars to set,
But thou hast all seasons
For thine own, oh, DEATH.
1T reminds me OF the Mexican =
~" said Clawhammcr. "The time |
, vought Santa Anna ut"
"Sit down, MI. Volcntine,' said Bro !
very in voice filed with emotion. +
his amt no pension bureau. l nc !,
ally believe you follows would il h.
Il got chance, turn this hall into y
senatorial chamber. Mr.. Secretary II
u you please read the communica- n
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COMMUNICATIONS.
The first was an invitation to ball, n
be hold at the Jocko Hotel, on Jan NJ
ry 25th, under the auspices of tho IL
rks in the U. S. postal service The i,
nb was invited en- masse. The lime
n buss would make hourly trips
IN Umbrella hall to the hotel. "
'Gentlemen," said the president.
25th falls on Sunday. What ca
uld B. Platt say if he heard that &C
patronized Sunday dances? We