New-York tribune., 1885-02-12

some In blue who toss the haytufts high In tho ait
from very strength aud joy. There LII. gins
% me pictures ,e Hessian costumes The sii lingering
tell the story ut distinctions aiming the iowy
TeutOns and the still strong attao i3cnt Of the liz sian
to the Lie OF his forefathcrs. Galisnans Mcs-cnger,
Paris
Carter HARRISON the great Paandrun'of CHICAGO and
the parts adjacent is said TO have bis eye tie
Turkish mission. lie thinks that he would like TO lusa
Of that sublime port" which, he has heard o.
There is doubt that Carter would make the sick man
great deal sicker thRn he is
The Michigan Legislature is considering a bill which
provides that the occupation OF every candidate
ticket De printed OPP ose his name This misn; be all
OF the candidates for Office In NewYors Minneapolis
Tribune.
The Rev. Johu w. Chadwick. Of Brooklyn. relates how
he was at Kennett Square, Penn, many years ago.
a" reformer" visited the place who had Ianacea to
all evils He told his hearers there thing
that the bottom OF all troubles and dsorders and
that they might fully comprehend 1t said he would
spell 1t for then-which he did thus: "s-A-L-Tw
Paul H. Hayne, tho Southern poet selected to do the
yersihcatcu for the dedication OF the Washington
ment, hes just written poem for The Atlanta Consx-
ton In which he refers to General sherman great
ony in yenomed rancor' and robed in the rappnes Of
Heavens ycegerent, will time raise Justice
possessor Of the noble len name Of Davis Hsdne means
any talk OF raising d. tojusticc suggests remins-
cences of the sour apple tree. .-(sprnsneld Union
There was good seigning when Mr. Cleveland returned
to Albany Tuesday, but it was In NewYork that Mr..
Cleveland felt like Staying.
The mkmaids young, the milkmaids fair,
And the milkmad's name Is Mary,
She can deftly turn a patent churn
And she's queen o the farmers dairy.
The ploughman made love to the milkmaid fair.
,!M And M the h, maiden his love rejected,
But he did not swear and tear bis hair
As the milkmad fair expected
"rm bound to heifer in peace or strife"
The maiden heard him mutter
"The queen Of the dairy shall be my wife
And won't have any but her."
"Pm In love with druggists clerk" she said,
-" Then pray be not persistent;
Tis pharmacist Tm going 10 wed
And not a farm assistant"
The Liberty Bell may require dsinfectant before d
comes back to Philadelphia.
the Jordan Jericho, but slow progress
made the lumber had he brought from Europe and
Consul Merrill suggests thatther might he market
in Palestine for American lumber the Austrian and
but the probably poor make much OF
market at tpresent.-lProvidence News.
There appropriateness Mr. Ceveland's alleged 70
mark I'll be hanged If willing die forths Office
seekers" Nobody the country better than hs
what hanging is.
Across the moorlands Of the Not
And hunt the Itncss Of the What
Through forests OF the Then
Into the inner copciopsness
We track the crafty Where;
We spear the Ergo tough and beard
The Ergo in his lair
with lassoes Of the brain we catch
The Isness OF the Was,
And in the copses OF the Whence
We hear the ihink bees buzz
We climb the s!ippery Which bark tree
To watch the Thusness roll.
And pause betmss In gnostc rhymes
[Chicago Advance
4botO Ton oS haat -
consumed In this country during the coming year The
production OF the whole world Is estimated 100000
TONS Germany alone having pro iuced 115000o tons In
1872 and having erected within two years thirty
new factories with a capacity for $4,000 tons
An anglers journal is publishing series OF to
was caught In Name IN lS49 There is nothing very
remarkable about It. AS trout generally increases 10
weight at the rate OF pound an hour after being
taken from water by an angler. the Maioe fsb OF
ls49 should now weigh about 100000 pounds
town Herald.
Sunday teacher asked little girl OF her class
n she had been baptized "Yes" said the little girl
two timss." "Two umes Why how could that bs r
exclaimed the teacher 1t didn't take the first time"
said the little girl
Two years young Frenchman who enlisted in tho
arrny was amazed TO nnd himself enrolled Ia dlsepli-
tough CONF aEions In Algiers until few weeks ago,
when he summoned to Paris where he learned that
he had been the victim Of judicial mistake,
vct having stolen his certificate aud personated hm
before the ina recruiting ofncer -lPhacelphia Press
The Rev. Dr. r. ". Dale. the well-kuown Noncon-
formst clergyman OF BirmIngha England Is the
man in politics Mdlands who Is popular than
Mr. Joseph Chamberlain.
On a recent Sun lay morning Brooklyn man bor-
rpwel his minister's manuscript to read TO bis
wife, taking the along with it, He returned
just before the evening service, greatly to the delight
Of the clergyman, who remarked; Il said TO a friend
this afternoon that hoped you would bring back my
sermon-case before into the pulpit tonight; for
without my serrnon-case felt that would be inprop
erly exposed!
The officers OF the Salvation Army in this country
deny report that only persons Of English birth
appointed as commissioned officers.
Mr. Cleveland is said to be fond OF the fragrant
Havana He also likes good wbiskey and will drink
beer on a pnch. He has not yet become addicted TO
roller skates progressive euchre bat he Is young yot
anI re hnvA nrayn fears-r Mnnennolls Tribune.