The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-09-17
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"A sirl shoald marry sor pro,ceisoa To-
stead II icf feseEsa oEIy.
--Soass reo5ae arc willing 70 be good u
they are veil paid for a. Others prefer
70 he good ios nosAins
"A aaa VIM scme simr sgo married 40
.sns,l~ ssys u il about - complete faith
care as snyihing be has heard Of
y IAghiAing wrcnched eornet from .
mss's hsnd dariag rocens storm 10 Ian
easter. Ia. A good joke. by thunder
We ssaii like 70 crrlsin Why so-
man Who tells ioriages by means Of cups
shoala i,o called aucercs- Bat We can
aA
Since our ssncsnm vindoss received
,s.eir seni-anpusl washing 81 soap suds,
~ aust say ihsi the business outlook u
brighter
A Springfield. \. J.. man tried to liis
barrel q cider on wagon, sni broke
- bach Tic he. say 70 I'm cider j.
Ps-- = 4 iime
Dsr sint Il hope inr De bora fool
~ bigger de c4aBess you gin him 70 sbos
Dat Sc Lals oct scnss. ss mo BIO viii prabe |
da, be 10 q fool
oh. where Does beauty lingerf" de-
made Quaker poetess Asa usual thing
shenbges Ii The parior until her mother
has cleaned mp The kitchen.
Why are those things on your dress
called bugle irimmiDgsy" George wanted
10 kno~. 20, Emily replied lightly. ''be-
cause pa blows over the bill.
III all the world were blind, said
sympathetic lady who bad inst been in
si,eciipg school for the blind, what
melancholy sight j. would be"
There are said 10 be 100000 voters
In this country who cannot read the bal
lots they vstc. yet not one Of them would
go past > sign reading, Beer, 3 cents
glass
You stated that the Bible says al
fsh is grAssf" II did. What Of III"
"Oh. nothing, only II were as big and
fesby as you are. I'd rent myself for
COW pasture.
lyon needn't poke fan at me, said
the ismily physician to an engrsver.
There's only q slight difference between
ua. One makes fac-simles aud the other
makes sick families.
Lady caller--.I much prefer colored
servants TO white ones, don't you. Mrs.
Bfr Mrs. B.--"Well, really, Mrs. a.,
il depends upon the color, you know.
can't endure green ones"
The newest French absurdity 10 the
millinery line is bonnet trimmed with
asses ears When a girl puts on one OF
them and walks out with dude, it will
look like well matched team.
"A hoy, presented with pie to share
with his sister, that in cutting it he must
give her the largest part Rejecting a
moment, be passed the pie to his sister.
with The rcmsrd, "You cut it,
One OF the wiiliest and most truth
iul compliments on woman's poetry is
made by Miss Kate Sanborn. "The mo-
meut Pegasus feels a side saddle" she
says, ''he begins to face toward grave
yard
II is fearful 10 Thick what an enor-
nous expense il would be for Patti to
bring upa child She would have to sing
il to sIeep every night for about three
years, and at the regular rates this would
amount TO $1,000, 600.
---"Helio. Smyth. what's the matter?
You look all broke mp this morning" 80
| am bad horrible dreams last night; dis
tufLed my rest what did you dream
ahout'" lyon know my wife was attend.
ing cooking school to learn how to cook.
Wei, a dreamed she made lemon pie and
] ate il.
well" said lawyer as he entered
his condemned clients cell, "good news
at last" IA reprieve?" exclaimed his
prisoner eagerly. mo, not a reprieve,
but your uncle has died and left yon $4,000
aud now you can meet your fate with the
satisfying feeling that the noble efforts OF
yoar la~yer in your behalf will no. 90
nurewarded."
GOOD gracious. Dusenberryl did
not know until today that you have been
married three times ''Ycs. Bromley. /
hasr taken all The degrees The first wife
knocsed all The romance ont Of me. the
second isnsbt nae humanity "Anl
~. present asIrf" Made philosopher
oaa Il az | can hrsr other peoples
itoubhs sinh great deal II self-rompls-
cencs
= He n iuld Mr.. Blaff what you said
Glars; thal you Geil really .asalied that he
shnall come iaio your presence in bis
shirt slecyes sSse III am sorry you
told him John; il Is needless 10 make the
poor fellow feel bad about l.. dol I i'm.
asine he thought about his appearance.
Bat xhat did be saw He--"Oh. he
said il he had known that you objected to
shsri sleeves be should have rolled them
up ont 81 sight
Yes. said Mrs. Parvcnu, with pride
Ia hcF voice. NY daughter is TO be married
Al 80 early day. .'ro titled German.
believer qneried The friend TO whom she
vas talking Yes German baron.
AHA hasong ubat is bis name" "Tbe
Baron Of Baron of--pshawi its funny ]
eau, remember hi. name9 My dear. she
said. tarning 70 her husband. grnh old
chap behlSi neespaper. "whas's our new
ssu-in lass ,illey He's baron Of some
thing, bni can. remember IL ''Dont
Lan~ g.e sroat.I .saarrsa On Fanas