New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-16
THE TALK or TIE DAY.

As an April fool Joke The Minneapolis Tribune on the
Grst of April stated that ex-senator Mcdonald, OF
Indiana In Minneapolis and published long inter
view with him. Some OF the indianapolis papers copied
the interview into their columns, and hopping mad
when they discovered that the ex-senator was in
indianapolis oil the time.
An exchange adyertlscs for good. upright boiler
Boilers whose moral character IA entirely above asper
sion are scarce There Is apt to he too much Of the
total deprayity Of insnimate objects about Them
burlington Free Press.
IT'S HERE AGAIN.
How eagerly they long for nooni
Aud. when It's twelve o'clock,
They wildly rush 10 the saloon
For book
What keeps the husband late at night,
And gives his wife n shock,
To see him coming home so tlghtt
IT'S book.
beverage everybody likes,
In fact IL Is the rock
On which the man, who swore OF. strikes
Is book.
Plague on him who deceive the masses
Aud thirsty doth mock
Who sells beer colored with molasses
-rBoston Courier.
Caucasian tramp" My colored friend please lend
n quarter: fought. bed and suffered four years IN the
Union Army 10 make you a free man" ColOred gentle
man "a You lid your duty sab: bat bout oaning you
dat CHARTER don't keer. SAL. tn revive de bitter mem
Dries of the wah. '-tTexas siftings
Big Falls Montana. has roler-skating rink. but the
managers get mad when any calls 1t the Big Falls
skating rink
The Fenian ram that aroused considerable public
curiosity through the columns of the newspapers two
wears ago Is still at NewHaven In wooden building on
bridge IL thirty feet long cigarshsped burns
petroleum for fuel and can make excellent speed under
water. IL - said to have cost $4,000. No one Is
allowed to see It except those In whose charge It Is and
windows and the door Is strongly oarred.-lHartford
Times.
The most valuable metal known IA said to be venadium
which is worth about $4,000 pound.
Yesterday after morning services III the prory church
the oldest City churches having been founded by
his return from Ilgrinase 10 Pope Paschal
H. at Rome in llO2) ancient heqnest carried
out under tie supervision OF the rector, the Rev.
Panckridge aud The church wardens, by whom twenty
old churchysr and we're picked up by an equal number
of poor willows belonging to the parish TINS quaint
custom maintained Tor period long anterior to
the Protestant Reformation. aud Is almost coeya with
gift has preserved although the name OF heb ene
factors benefaci0r has been lost -AnOtnT ancient
Good Friday custom was observed AZ All Hniiows
Church, Lombard-st. where. In accordance win the
Will OF Peter Symons. which dates ~ ar pae. as .ne year
sS divine G1 service IN the oun and
received q new penny and bag Oh raisihs -lLonoon
Morning Post.
All sorts of loyal and patriotic illusions in verse now
appear in the Canadian papers They generally 90 some
what like this;
Fatigue and dangers scorniug.
All forwarl-be tho word, boys
We give ths rebels wsra ai
Then march along 10 battle,
Where victory appears,
To crown with wreaths OF laurefs
The Royal Grenadiers.
Or,r land the name shall cherish
OF those her gallant sons boys,
Who willingly would perish
To guard her from n Zoe.
And name Is spoken,
What music to our ears,
The heartfelt words-God bless thom,
Our loyal Grenadiers.
Tn Maine the black bass and perch began the
rst of this month and will end July l. There Is great
advantage In living in Peoria. Here you can catch
catfish d they bite) all the year round -Peora Tran
script
Seven OF the largest firms in Hamburg have formed
sysiicate to engage in the West Africa trade
Some wears ago a young came TO Georgia town,
bore himself WELL and eventually married daughter
of one of the leading residents Of the place He
rapidly acquiring honorable and prominent name,
when few days since. he taken i'll and died When
the undertaken took charge OF the remains he found
encircng both the ankles shackles sucn used In
peneptiares. The wife admitted that she had never
them, aud the matter mystery until detec-
tive recognized the shackles belonging 70 certain
penal Institution and the man found TO have hcen
noted desr eado. who had escaped years before,
and for whom reward had been offered: Tho wifes