The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1885-02-26
RiNk-ENk-TUMS!
Strikes, Struggles and
Stumbles,
Observed and Recorded by Our
Special Reporter, in his
Imagination.

Xudf iuotAVn'
What will Happen When the
Peoples Rink is Completed.
Prof. Geo. Work How doe:
that strike you9
Go West, SAID the Judge, and
Eli joined the procession.
Wsd Gage will make his first
bow 10 the public on skates.
Gertie Baker is one of the best
skaters that will be there that
night.
It will be a cold day when
Chas. Rose goes to the rink and
skates.
Al Brooke and Jeff Cline will
act as whipper's in on the open
ing night.
This 1s a song Senator White
never sings at the rink law
haw, haw.
That's a skye terrier. said Char
lev Barker, as his skate SCARED
heavenward.
Who is Wilder than l am
said Joe, as he skated away with
another fellows girl.
Frank Harmison will be in
shape to take his old place as
cyclone of the rink,
Charley Sterritt is King Of the
rink. Will Bowen and Frank
Blassius are only Princes.
Frank Merrick. of Columbus
will be presen, by special invita-
ton TO help the boys out.
Shallow vessels are soon filed.
said the Deacon, as he pulled of
his skates at the first tumble.
Paron Gould and Sam Westen-
haver will be on hand to do the
smiling act. Coon Tigner will
be cup bearer.
| It's suggested that roller skate:
were i'm use thousand years ago
That NAV lead to a new version
OF what thunder is.
When Nature laid off the bnl
works of the human family sh'
probably didn't have the role
skate in her minds eye.
Ed Davenport will be KEEP
busy the opening night, dividin:
up his button hole boquet amons
the assembled thousands.
When you see LeviJ. Burgess
heels in the air you may know
that the barometer has dropped
below the hurricane mark.
4 You needn't say / have hid m.
light under a bushel, if | have
got my nose masked, said Geo
Armbuster, las he "skeeted away.
In declining the word sit 1t i
eminently proper to say since tn
skating rink craze: "Sit, sal
sat, sot.'' Sat is not quite stron:
enough.
Jesse Bntin will be present q
an abstractor of titles. If an.
one thinks they have claim t.
. any particular spot, Jesse Wi!
diagram it.
Col. Weldy will substitute Z
chariot for each foot. the res
of the congregation viii act a
!. an audience while the Col. doe
the bear act.
The magnetic pole is here o
here abouts. he said as he seate'
himself on the floor and sprea
| his pedal extremiiies like tn
limbs of a magnet.
When the Slisher Hal: delega
, ton comes into the convention
there will be ro more shocks G
= earth quakes in the vicinity Q
the city building.
Frank Wheeler is going to tr
and win at the next ''Orane
take" If he wins, Frank Bair
+ is going to try and eat it. 81 900 t
a nick that he wins.
:. A half hours experience wit
roller skates will give you be
ter idea of what the "gran
t bumper" degree is, than a ihol
sand pages of printed explain;
tions.
Gentlemen at the rink wi
e please not wink at the member
It of the orchestra. The swet
chariot is only lowered once
n the evening, and that is whe
!. the show is over.
: There's place that is hottie
:. than this" she said as she stoU
back among the shadows. tc
y timid TO try and skate. "Yes.
S says he, land it's right over thel
: where that chalk has been wipe
Il up"
: 1t is said there will be an i,
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