Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-12-02

COuutcu away. =.
at was blessed message, Pattie,
he added with ineffable tenderness, toI
the bride who had been restored 10,
him.
MIRTH AND MERklMENT.|
Unfavorably Located. UncloI
Nose met Sam Johnsing a few daysi
since. and said to him: II hear, Sam,
you are going to lend TOR de altar one
OBJ our fsirest daughters. Am dat de
fac? "Unole Nose, hit AN de fac
that has been payin' my distreeses
ter de lubly and accomplished Miss
Matildy SNOWFALL, bus de tender re-
lations which has dissistsd between
as am severed f:reboer, san" odd
she kick yer, Sammy, Or did shs OILY
SCI the dog on yer ?" "NJ, sab. She
Tubs me yit, and she wanted iae to call
on her twict q day, ssa: but she Lbs
next door to do cullud lady who has >
wash bill agin me. so j-ss made up
my mind to transfer my defections ter
some udder lady what an more favor
ably located, sab"
An unfortunate married man was i'll
used by his wife he was even treated
with an occasional thrashing. His
friends rallied him upon this, and ct
last spurred him on to declare that he
would make an effort to be master. Ono
day not long after, his better ha'f was
30 furious that he found himself COM
Just at this moment the voices of his
friends were heard in the passage.
Come out come out u cried the wife,
fearful of an exposure. No, no cried
the husband, in triumph. Come out,
|indeed-not ! I'll show you for once
that / am master ~
1. A Jubilant voter wrote two letters i'm.
mediately after the winning of his candi.
date at the late eleotion-oue 30 his N,
consisting Of a single word " Hurrahw
and the other q few sentancss of condo
lence 70 dear friend who hal lost his
wife. In his excitement he mixed the
Envelopes, and the result can he imag-
tned when the bereaved widowed re-
ceived the wrong letter.
German Countess: " Baron, will you
give me photograph of yourseit?"
Baron: Certainly, MADDEN, you fat
ter me by asking for It." Countess,
after the baron's departure, to her wait
ing maid: " Here, Claire, lu this
picture in your album. where YOU can
study the features closely. Whenever
the original of 1t calls, tell him | an
Iou..'
An old but gay Lo,hario, noticing a
pretty girl alone in railway car.
opened the door and sni!,ngly asked:
L" Are these seats engaged, miss?" No.
sir. but am, and he Is going 10 get in
at the next station" she ans wered. 'Oh
-ah-indeed-thanks-be be-, pardon, -
and looking very foolish, ne hnrrrieil )
entered q smoking car.
AS the happy couple wsre leaving
the church, the husband said TO the
partner of his welded life, Marriag e
IWhy, you we're all Of trem BILE, and Que
could hardly hear you say 81 will"
/" shall have more courage and say II
louder next time" returned the blush
Iirg bride.
Mr.. Anglo Manyer: "If England had
Igonelto war with Russia, Miss Roseleaf
ces might have been." Miss Rose leaf
indeed" Mr.. Anglo Manyer. eyes
soldier coats might have goS to be thu
lstyle in London, don't you know, and
wed goes SO howwibly with my com.
lplexion."
| It Depended on Circumstances
Frivolous young lady to guide, How
deep 10 the hole?" Guide: " Never
lady Suppose l were to fall dowr
lao TOT" Guide: That depends, mise
J, upon how you have lived in THU
1orld!'
Il A lecturer wished TO explain to s
little girl how lobster casts It's shel
II when he has outgrown 1t, SO, by way 0
illustratio.a, he said: What do yot
clothes? You throw hsm aside, don
Iyou?" Oh, no." said the little Que
i've let out tina tucks."
An old lady belonging to a temperac
society lately attended party In town
where, of conrse, champagne was serve,
and was prevailed upon to take glass
She drank two, when, smacking her lips
she exclaimed: " Well 1t may be q wick
!, cd dr.. NIX but 1 80 good!'
Aun,y," said beautiful girl, as sh
( listened to her betrothed lovers retreat
ing footsteps, sometimes have tick
, ling sensation about my lips and face
. lWhst can 1 do for 1t ? l don't know
al uoaIs uulob5 yOu h6h6 16OIR
shave of his mustache %
What poetess practically refers t
as warm palenees is something almoe
! identical with the hue of q mans fac
l who struggles wildly Oh the perilou
! edge of an orange peel, recli ming a
/ length on the pavement, and is TO
: pious to be profane.
Your honor" said the prisoner I
I ~. IL a. Ill
me while was quietly attending +
or disturbance whatever" "What
: your business 2" asked the magistrate
II I'm a burglar
"What has become of your soc.et
for the suppression Of slang?" aske
the high school girl Of her friend Amy
r L" oh, it's gone up the spout" reptile,
n / the latter. You mean assembled
? condu it,' do you not ?" corrected Mil
:. Idred.
J What is curiosity, MAJ" ss'Ie
little jamie. A curiosity is somethin
G that In very strange, my son." "If i
bought you Q seaiskin sack this Chris,
j. &C as would that be u .iosity?" N,
my son, that would lie miracle"
o A writer on dress says "Short an
olpoigy women ought not to wear belts.
ri What's the uee of giving advice in tn,
way? There isn't q woman in Il
, world who would adm it, even to hel
!, self, that she was short and podgy.
h IL has been ea'd tina" what We lear
:, with pleasure we never forget" Wei
1t 30 1t were well, but we fear tbs
II sometim mes q man learns with pleasul
q that q woman loves him, and then a
e tor marriage forRets 1t.