New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-02-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

now illustration of the uncertainty and ransItons,
OF earthly fame In an interview. Mr. Beecber speakk
his fellow FreeTrader the celebrated William O. bum
ner, some professor from Yae-I can't remember h.
name."
zen sHterng tho Editors office in great wrath yea az
this morning" That's just il p Numbered the pIpss
You didn't get it in right rlBurlington Free Press
The following is translation of Maranthl vsrss.
addressed to Lord Rpon his departure from India:
90 Gladstone, yourfrien came to this land Of Bhsras
and impressed on the hearts OF Her Majesys subjects
the stamp l Oh hs an bS his separaon w @Hy %
elicit from all the Aryas the cry OF alas He called
Ssnetons Between the black and the White Bat o
he is going away having made India madly fond OF him.
Jewels o me ike one eaceens ~
other In the lustre OF their merits take back our Rpn
to her child excites desire, puts round its neck and
then deceives it, and takes the necklace on 80 do thou
first adOrn Decks OF thy Aryan children with this gem
Ripon only to snatch it back before their fancy
fully gratihed."
Michigan paper begins laudatory sketch Of pronL
nent citizen as follows Archibald Batars first
spanked as a fat bouncing baby in Manchester. Eng.
land"
Georgia editor concentrates ideas thus "Golf
is found in thirtysix counties in this State, silver
three diamonds In twenty-six, and whskey in All Of
and the last gets away with all the rest"
Traveller
The Boston Pilot says that II Gordon is dead he
not murdered, but killed in fair fight by the Egyptian
patriots whose country they had invaded" Il will be
news people that II is fair fight to sneak up
behind and plunge dagger in his back.
"Oh I'VE seen all the reporters In the country since
last you. and they're awful nice and kind do be-
haze seen eys IN ara mighty as ns
young men."-lMiss Lun Hurst.
The following appears in Arizona paper: "Ths
last Mayor of New York vas Mr.. Edison, the electric
light man. He went back the politicians, and when
tha biol d ha folt than he WAS
The politicians said they would about that and they
did for they have just got order from court con-
signing they exMayor to Jail for two weeks Edison
way up in electricity, and can knock dynamo out in
one round he tries to buck against the New
York politicians he is nowhere"
remarkable case Of longevity exists in stonngto1
family Ten brothers and sisters all born here arc sun
living though scattered over the entire country from
years OF age the link been broken. not enc
has died. Among the number are men prominent IL
positions in society.-tNorwch Conn Bulletin
1t is announced that new Keely Motor Company 10
soon TO be formed Probably the old company have all
| died of old age.
Uncle John" We'll. Jimmy; have You enjoyed your
self to-day Jlmmy-"No; haynt rye had mise, mi,es
Jimmy" Aunt Betsey told to eat all the dinner
wanled and CONTEMPLATION transcript
Chicago reporters who write up snow-storm are er
pected to preface their story original ctry
large salaries.
Said Jones " I hardly ride,
And carriages do despise-
am SO fond Of exercise"
"Ibring nv lunch" said Smith elate,
For noisy restaurants hate;
Besides. I'd spoil my appetite
For dinner when TN home at night"
Said Brown: I'm tough never wear
An overc0at. do declare
/ do not feel the cold like those
Hslf-frozen chaps weighed down with clothea"
| "Inever touch cigars" Green spoke.
They're made OF stuff unfit to smoke;
For heathfulness of comfort ripe
Give me my fragrant briar pipe"
| And so we all apologize
And make excuses mostly Hes.
Because we dare not say with sense
| We 10 without to save expense
People honest in Norw ay that cigars and iquoi
are placed in the publ, OF hotels without any
| tn guard them. Each up TO the Office
day aud had pays for It.
There locks the doors in the houses there. -
burglars are unknown.
A Portland Ore paper dissipates the gossip about
heavy SHOWS in that section by that viole
are in boom and erocqs plants are feeng their way
"Angevine June Titus and Company Favor" Is the
name of man in Wyoming Territory. Years ago his
parents who lived Name attended circus which was
owned by Angevine, June Titus Company. Mr. and
Mrs Favor well pleased with the show that they
named their infant afteri 1t.
The woman's paradise has at last been found. II 10
In Ohio The handsomest girl In Woods County has been
the OF ak fights and stabbng afry thus far this
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Call
Since Joseph Cook has resumed his Monday lectures
the air OF Boston become thick with knowledge
that 1t can be cut with 3 knife.
Returning to the Charge. Herr" Them gnadiges
frauein am to understand that you reject my offer
In that have Only one request TO make, which
ferventy hope you will Lot refuse" Fra llen-" what
tat Herr hat Won
have Just revealed to OF the deep feelings OF my
inuost heart" Fraulen-" Oh certainly not Bus
whyi" Herr" Because ahem well. because intend
proposing to your elder sister tomorrow Humor
istIsche Batter.
In spite of the recent action of the Police Commits
sioners poker playing Is greatly the increase in New
York-especialy cold days like Wednesday
An enthusiastic Western paper claims to have dis
covered Yseut Dudley Is the StarEyed God
dess OF Reform, and her sent to Washington by
way OF Albany.
Colonel Ingerso announces that he will give ortho-
doxy rest IL isn't orthodoxy, however. that needs
resit Ingerso Orthodoxy Isn't the least bit weary
Of the Observation-Disclosures Press.
Western paper heads its real-estate column with
the words; " Dealing in Frozen Dirt"
In fanciful sketch descriptive of the grand. classical
and strictly moral procession which escorted
Mr. Cleveland out OF New-York, THE TRIBUNE has;
william Dorsheimer stan ling gu golden dals and rep
resenting thirteen original States We don't know
whether Mr. Dorsheimer dd this or not but we believe
towusman would be equal TO the effort ana nave
ali The Presidents from Washington TO Cleyeand-Buf
falo Express.
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