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Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
CLICKS WALK OVER.

A special TO Yesterdays Kansas City
Times SAYS that the delay in not APP
pointing = commissioner of agricul-
iure has greatly discouraged Cover
Click friends. and they feel that if
he fail- 10 obtain this position il will
be largely owing {" the Sidney Clarke
interview published in the New York
World. Taking advantage of this
complication. The Hon. William Z.
Smith. or i en- of the Stale Agri-
colt gI sociciA. 81 lows. and y J.
Coleman editor al the 4. Louis RE-
ral y oJid. are ,iyorou-y pushing
Themselves i,r't.e 'a.". h" chances
favor Mr. Smith.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

The solid south was modest and did
not ask for much. but she has received
q fair slice. as follows:
Secretary Of State-Bayard, of Del
aware.
Secretary of the lntcrior-Lamar. of
Mississippi.
Attorney Generai-Garland, of Ar
kansas
Minister TO McLane. of Ma
ryland.
Minister 10 Mexico-Jsckson, of
Georgia.
Assistant Secretary of the Interior
-Muldrow, of Mississippi.
Commissioner of Internal Revenue
Miller. of West Virginia.
Indian Commissioner-Atkin of
I tennessee.
Assistant Secretary of State-Por-
ter. of Tennessee.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

Louisville tuurier-.I ouruai: The
Republican party stands for protec-
ton; that Is clear enough. Ii the peo-
pie wish projection they will put the
Republican party in mower. The
Democratic party must have il dis
tincily known what il stands for and
what il proposes 10 do, now that
power belongs TO it, If il fails to re-
form the tariff and TO reduce taxation.
ii cannot hope 10 retain power by
subterfnges. Taking the offices out
of politics is simply clearing the field
for the great conflicts of ideas. Those
who have not the courage in an open
field 10 stand by the principles of the
Democratic party will have TO seek
refuge elsewhere.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
IIncoln's Wed,iin. Suit

iNinclniSil sunc>-~iaF!
New stories about Lincoln ara suSpiciously
numerous, but can vouch for this one being
genuine Ii was told me by a friend, who
sail:
An uncle Of mine was tailor in Sprin,--
field. Ills, al the time Lincoln was MAJ ried,
aud he came 10 him To have his welding sui;
made. GA Abe, Cr 1t was Noun. Abe IN
those days. WAS always great fellow e.
joke ami he ordered his clothes in such Z
peculiar way that my uncle thought it was
only bit Of his fun Tie WAS under the I'M
preston that Lincoln was only joking until
the senger arrived. who was sent &c
bring the garments 10 the e1pectant bride
groom Then the tailor and his assistants
set to work in good earnest, While Lincoln
fused and fumed in his room. The welding
was DELAYED for several hours, but Lincoln
waited until his clothes were finished
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

Beiva Lockwood told the people at
Cenrralia Saturday night that She
dent Garfield blessing in disguise. If
somebody would give Belva quiet
ing dose the blessing would be an I'M
disuIIispd one
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

George Washington Click is pref
ty big man on Shannon Hall or on the
Kansas stump proclaiming personal
liberty" but a sad old failure and in
significant in Washington As the
spokesman of Jayiawkcr Democracy
One of his big fights was against the
appointment of Miieham a postmas-
ter at Topeka, but Mileham was just
the man whom Cleveland named.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
4 Deep Well.

The city OF Charie 'ton IN it corporate ca
pacity il about to undertake the driving OF
the deepest artesian well in the worli. 1t
VIII be driven ia the main part o; the city.
and. a il is expected to furnish 1900, 900
gallons OF water per day, 1t is calculated,
with the two similar wells already down, to
furnish sufii lent supply Of water for the en-
tire city for many years The new well viii
be 300 feet deep. will be at least six inches
in diameter at tine bottom, and is t. be com
pleted b. next August
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

A bitter fight is going on in New
York city over the postoliice, the
mugwumps urging upon President
Cleveland the retention of Mr.. Pear
son, the present Republican official;
and the Democrats as stoutly demand
his removal. declaring that any other
course would result in the dcmoraliza-
ton of the Democracy, and in an easy
victory for the Republicans next fall
in the empire state.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

The Inter Ocean truthfully says:
George ii. Pendleton. of Ohio, is as
valuable man as the Democratic
party contains, and will make an ex-
crllcnt minister TO Germany. He,
like Thurman. stands for the old Dem
ocrais of Ohio against The new free
rum AID Standard oil factions. led by
re Pa, mes. of Cleveland, on the one
Hand aud The John Il. Mclean gang
~ he rther
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
SESSION LAWS.

A pamphlet edition of the laws
passed by the last legislature. printed
by the Commonwealth company, lies
upon our table. The book contains
eighty-three pages with full index.
The book can be had for fifty cents
postage paid
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
Bringing Matters tn a Crisis

NV TIE IFINTTs--
4 rich young man wa, counting q POOR
young girl, hut lie was slow IN bringing mat
ters = crisis
50 one day she complained o, the hard
ships of heiug poor.
Poor. be exclaimed, gallaatly. Young
lady. with your wealth OF mind and grace Of
person. poori Why, such charms As you
poSScSS are worth 3 mint II money
We'll. | wish | had the mint and some
body else had the charms she said. an the
crisis Cauna
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
a Way to Remove Clinkers-


Sprinkle common table salt on the Innings
when tie stove is cold Use plenty of it
Build IA moderate fre-:ooi and cOai-and
in a day or two the clinksrs Will be sons
"If at first you don't succeed, etc Thi,
is a sure remedy. and within the reach OF all
and does away with the liability OF crackin:
the lining by The use Of hammer and chisel
Clam shells are used only for the salt in
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
REPUBLICAN CITY TICKET.

For Mayor
J. {. RUTAN
For Police Jui ge-
NJ : ROCHsLIE.
For Justices OF the Peace-
w b THBoCENoEToN,
L. NJ. LAWRENCE.
ABE SMITH
For Trea surer School Board
CHARLES LAW RENEE.
For Co,istab!es-
NJ L.PPTN
W :. STANLEY.
For Councilmen-
First " ard-W 7. STEM.
Second " ard (short term)-CHAS-A BBERTS.
Second WaTd-B. A. pDNNISG.
Third ward-WHITNEI r. TUCKER.
Fourth Ward-W. 3. HAMMOND
school Board
First Ward, 3 years.. A.WALLACE.
Second W ard, years.. W, WINGARD
Third Ward. . years. NJ. ALLEN.
Fourth Ward. years-A. b. WRIGHT.
Members at Large
JOHN 4. DORAN.
JACOB MCAFEE.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

Clevel4nd'> unmarried sister is a
strong Republican. aud is going TO at
tend little Presbyterian church pre-
sided over bs DIR Sunderland. Cleve-
land thereupon notifies the doctor
that he will take a pew.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
FIRsT-CLAss WORK AT COMPETITION PRIC Es
B. L A N RIDG F.,
HERE WE ARE AGAIN 4!
And as Always With Prices Lower than Others Can
or Dare Make Them

Mems Kip Boots, all solid, only S1.75
Mems N. K. Calf Boots, all solid, only $50
Mems KIP Shoes, all solid. good working SHOE 100
Mems Fine Dress Shoes all styles, only 100
Womens Fine Button Kid Shoes, worked holes, 1.25
WOmens Fine Button Goat Shoes, worked holes 1926
Womens Fine Button Kid Foxed Shoes holes l25
Chdrens Tipped School Shoes, button 90
Chldrens Tipped School Shoes, to
Chldrens Tipped School Shoes button, sizes 10
1t is strange 20 some how do it. but do. and
chuck full Of equally good acknowl-
edge competition stock, excellence of goods
and styles and also our low prices at the Red Front
A. ALLEN.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

Ilcnr, Ward Ber~hcr>' latest per
formapcc con-.s,- iu signing his name
to an jn,y alton addressed TO prom
inenl English actor to a 'i1nner n New
York
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

70 Hih.Ii"mi~t- OF Kentucky
"a k.' al tn ir ow" in the
i - year Walcr-on will have
30 ...... Il N -
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

III Ncsata r.I ,ure has passed
ia amli-,rea ing iu and the saloon
bc~llrr~ OF iic ale propose 10 test it,
validity N hr courts.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

Tho. Hendricks will have the dead
u-e thing on appointing the senate
a .eai. keeper
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

II is rumo:ed in Pit'sburg that Mrs
Garfield is soon To become the " life of
"A minister well known in Western
Pennsylvania.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

Cleveland seems better at disap-
pointmeuts than appointments.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

Gresham. as postmaster-general, was
a crank. As United States judge, he
evinces no change His Mackin and
Gallagher business offers no hope.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

The man of destiny, Mr.. Cleveland,
seems also to be mascot.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

The eyes OF Watterson's star-eyed
goddess { reform are hopelessly sot.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28
Raysrd and T~rrapin-

Senator Bsyari * famous among the cpl
cures OF the national capital for his skill in
preparing terrapin for tie table. The seaa-
tlr always goes int the kitchen and pre-
pares the te-rapia with his own hands FOX
his invited guests BE has the knack OF i'm
parting a peculiar delicscy and favor - The
dish which none Of the professional cooks
can initiate he favors il 50 Is to render
the dish moro than usually enhancing 10 the
palate.
Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-28

salt Lake Tribune: II there Is anything
in this world tina: makes raea cosmopolitan
il i q mining excitsCnsnR
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
Georgia Justice.


iCarterSv.Iie American
In certain tackwcods community a sus-
picious character had been arrested for
cattle stealing. When his trial came up he
was represented Iy oble counsel. The judge
looked upon the lawyer with suspicion, and
seemed to feel that is presence was entirely
unnecessary. He assumed an unusual
amount Of dignity, and called the court to
order. Having been in the superior court a
few times he lad caught an idea of how
criminals were tried there, so he arTaigned
the prisoner ard demanded Guilty or not
guiltyF
The prisoner responded, mot guilty." and
the justice looked him squarely in the face
and said, Nov, see here, you know that's
Us black lie as you ever told"
The lawyer suggested that tho court should
not pass Judgment before hearing the evil
dence. The court intimated mildly that he
knew his own business and needed no assist
ance. As soon as the evidence was concluded
the justice preceded to pass judgment
"Stand up" be said to the prisoner. 1T is
ordered by the court that the defendant be
confined in the chain gang at hard labor for
twelve months"
Hold on, your honor" said the lawyer;
you have no jurisdiction to pass such a
sentence as that. You can only bind the
prisoner over to answer for the crime at the
superior court. You have no right to SEN
tence him TO the chain gang"
Now, see here young man, this court
thinks she knows herself, and it will stand
you in hand to keep your mouth shut. If Z
hear another word cut Ct you Pn give you
six months in the chain gang"
The lawyer collapsed, and the justice pro-
ceeded with the call of his docket.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
COOKIE
Plantations, Country Stores and Families,
CONSISTING IN PART Of


and Electric Ko
Cylinder Oil Albany Compound
Wrought Iron Nails Galvanized Cor
Basket Fence Wire Plain and Perforated Sheet Zinc
Rubber
Pump Company and Springs,
Packing and fat all
Breaking Plows
MOse Breaking Plows all Culvators Io
Neck Lanes
Shoves,
make quality Lawn Mowers Road
Scales Hchi
and Machine Bolts, all ard
ands
Planes all kinds
andG
andZ Valentines vsh,
Chandeliers Glass
E Hollow Medicine
DENNIS 9and1O OF at ottom
SALMON, in barrels
BENICIA
andG n barrels
POWDER POWDER,
NewGO Gods xpect perS
BOILER, FEED STOCK
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STEAMER MOKOLn,
McGregor, Commander,

tMcGregor, Commander,
Leaves Honolulu each Monday at p. for
Kaunakakai. KamaIO. PukOo, Lahaina. Moanul,
Halawa, Wailau, PeleEunu and Kalaupapa. Re
turning, leaves PukOo Friday a. m. for Honolulu,
arriving Saturday morning.
nE- The Company will not be responsible for
any freight or packages unless rCceipted for, nor
for personal baggage unless plainly marked. Not
responsible for money or jewelry unless placed in
charge Of the Purser.
All possible care will be taken of Live Stock but
the Company will not assume any risk of accident
SAAI'L. q. WILDER, President.
$. B. ROSE, Secretary.
OFFICE-COrner Fort and Queen streets.
69-Iy Mar 80
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/. boston Courier.l

boston Courier.
When President Cleveland was asked to
appoint Judge Tree to foreign mission, he
replied:
I'D just as leaf as not.r
This gracious answer TO the application
was received with profound bough.
I'm making this appointment, however"
continued the chief magistrate; cit is not to
be considered by any branches of the judges
family that they have only to apply for
position TO be appointed
ssCertainly knot" was the response.
l'Then, guess, you can tell Judge Tree
TO pack his trunk, - said the president. ''You
expected me, of course, to appoint him."
he added.
ssVVe knew you wood" was the reply.
ssWen," said the president, II was aware
that Judge Tree did not pine for the office,
nevertheless in such position am anxious
to see, as our English friends would say, a
good man at the elm, and while Pm
maple"
'iChestnutsP' exclaimed the delegation in
a breath.
Then the president retired to his desk with
a pleasant smile ON his face, and the delega-
ton departed, well pleased with the success
of their mission.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP CO.,
L.iuite0).
STEAMER KINAU,
CKing, CommanGer),

Leaves Honolulu per following schedule,
touching at Lahaina, Maalaea, Makena, MANU-
kona Kawalhae LaupahoehOe. HiIo and KeauhOu:
Commencing on MONDAY, October 18th, and
thence on the first Monday following the arrival
of the alameda" and ''MaripOsa." on the sth
and 22d of each month:
The steamer Kinau will make the VOLCANO
TRIP, reaching KeauhOu on Wednesday morn
ing giving tourists two days and two nights at
the VOLCANO HOUSE.
When the Sth and 22d of the month fall on
Monday, the Kinau will leave that day.
TICKETS FOR THE ROUND TRIP TO THE
VOLCANO, FIFTY DOLLARS, WHICH PAYS
ALL CHARGES.
The Kinau will arrive in Honolulu Sunday
mornings Volcano trips. On Hilo trips, will
leave Honolulu on Tuesdays, and return Saturday
morning.
PASSENGER TRAINS will connect with the
Kinau at Mahukona.
The Kinau WILL TOUCH at Honokaa and
Paauhau on down trips from Hilo for Passengers
II a signal is made from the shore.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
Col Mulberry Sellers Goes Withou
Sumner.
philadelphia Times.I

philadelphia TimesI
sour train was late" began Raymond,
who was relating some hotel experience in
a Texas town, i'and it was raining and the
air was raw. / felt cold and out of sorts.
We had just twenty minutes in which to
eat supper and get to the theatre. Iremem-
Der l hurried into the little dining room of
the hotel, and sitting down at one of the
tables picked up my plate and turned it
over. / felt cold and clammy and said
to the gentleman (all the walters in Texas
are gentlemen who stood sizing me up, in
his shirt sleeves and napkin tied around
his legs for an apron:
s''Please warm this plate
50 Warm it? What the HI do you want
it warmed for. Do you want to eat itp
''That was the reply got" went on the
actor. AZ sized up the waiter once more.
/ saw but the butt end of a horse pistol
sticking out of his hip pocket and then ]
saw that must be polite and take what /
could get. So l said. as forced a laugh:
Goa no. [ don't want the plate warmed,
old boy; was only joking
'''Old boys Say, look hero, you're id
familiar, AMT youp
''That settled it, said the actor. Il
played Mulberry Sellers that night and all
the supper had was the raw turnips l ate
on the stage
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F1ippant Ilipkina
Lynn Union

lynn Union
Fipkins came down to the club last night
with great problem weighing on his mind.
IF l should stand on my head" he said,
coming up TO the boys with the air of man
who has got a poser-'if I stand on my
head the blood all rushes into my head,
doesn't itF'
No one ventured to contradict him.
''Now,n continued he, triumphantly,
'when 1 stand on my feet why doesn't the
blood all rush into my feetF'
Because" replied Miss Coshannigan's
brother, because, FIipkins, your feet are
not empty"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
Queer Wrinkles.
New York SUM-
TIE BISHOPS VISIT


THE BISHOPS VISIT.
swell my little man." said the Bishop to
Bobby, ''do you remember meg
''OL yes sir" replied Bobby. ''You
stopped with Us when you were here before.
Pa thinks it can't cost you much for hotel
bills"
A NEW AsPIRANT FOR BASEBALL HoNoRs.
Miss Boston to baseball pitcher)-I was
present at The game this afternoon, Mr.
Homerun. and admired your pitching so
much Your curves reminded me Of Ho-
garth's line of beauty
Pitcher college club)-Indeedl What nine
does Hogarth pitch for?
THE NATURE OF AN OATH.
Judge TO darby witness)-Do you know
the nature Of an oath Z
Witness-Sah?
Judge-Do you understand what you are
to swear to
witness-Yes, sab Pm to swar to tell de
truf.
Judge-And what viii happen if you do
not tell it
Witness-I 'spects cur side ill win de
case, sab.
OF MORE THAN ORDINARY INTEREST.
First Kentuckian-You will take I'm the
hanging to-day, of course ?
Second Kentuckian with yawn)-I
hardly think So
First Kentuckian (surprised) it's
triple affair. We may not have another like
it for year.
Second Kentuckian with sudden anima-
tion)-Oh triple, is it ? Then of course Pll
fake it N. thought it was only single
CIRcUMsTANTIAL EVIDENCE
Kentucky coroner holding inquest)-You
think the body is that of Col Blood2
Witness-I am quite sure it is sir.
Coroner-In what pocket was the bottle
founda
Wftness-Hip pocket.
Coroner-Hm. Likely Col Blood. Any
whisky
Witness-No, sir; it was empty.
Coroner-Evidently Col. Blood. Pint or
quart Lottle?
Witness-Quart bottle, sir.
Coroner-Gentlemen, there lies all that
remains of our lamented friend, Col Blood.
THE COLOR or NO IMPORTANCE.
Grocer-Half pound of tea? Which will
you have, black or greene
Servant-Shure aythur win do It's for
an ould woman that's nearly blond.
HANDLING vANDERBmTs TRUNKS.
Baggage Masters Assistant tat Grand
Central station) Here are fifteen pieces for
Saratoga
Baggage Master = Well, hustle 'em in
lively.
Baggage Masters Assista nt-They're all
marked ''V.n
Baggage Master-Be careful of 'em, my
boy; be careful of 'em. We've got plenty
of time.
AN INsURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLE.
Prospective Bridegroom to prospective
Dride)-W ould it be possible, do you think,
dear, to postpone our wedding until Mon
day? I am in receipt of a dispatch calling
me to Buffalo en- important business
p Bride-pm afraid not, George, dear
The wedding presents, you know, are only
rented until Saturday.
SHE COULD TELL HER FATHER WAS BIG.
Little Mabel asked her father one day to
caste a most delicious apple What remained
was ruefully inspected moment, when she
asked:
''Do you know. papa, how 1 can tell you
are big without looking at yOuY'
Il cannot say" was the reply.
81 can tell by the bite you took out of my
APPLE y was the crushing reply
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Born So.

Boston COurier.l
Dear, dear" said a kind hearted matron
on meeting friend whom she had not seen
for long time; and you're not yet mar
riei, Jane, and with your good looks, too"
mo I'm not married yet" replied Jane
with laugh.
'sAnd how comes it that you are singleF'
WELL" said Jane, with a twinkle of
her eye, Il expect it's because ! was born
90 y
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id Mrs. F., 81 didn't notice that. "
The Invention of Chess.
lCa,fcnn 90 Hnrald I

The Hindoos say that chess was the
invention of an astronomer who -four
ished several thousand years ago, and
who was possessed of supernatural
knowledge and acuteness. The Greeks
claim that it was the invention of Pala-
medes to begile the tedium of the siege
of Troy. The Arab legend is that it
was devised for the instruction of a
young despot by his tutor, a learned
Brahmin, to teach the youth how a
king was dependent upon his subjects
for safety.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04

The fashionable young oarsmen from our
renowned )lleges of rowing have heretofore
had to hiie their beautifully formed biceps
and fine swelling chests beneath unsym-
pathetic coat-sleeves and immaculate shirt
fronts. That this has been a CALLING re-
straint to them has been evident in more
cases than one, aud the artist has devised
this costume with the view of giving these
young men chance to expose their hidden
beauties
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04

fE htrge

a French agriculturist recommends
as preventive against the bites of
onats. borsehies and the like, a decoc-
tor of Walnut-tree leaves in vinegar.
Animals may also be rubbed with fresh
walnut leaves
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
with a Religious Paper.

Boston Transcript
"Tommy," exclaimed Mrs. Fogg, ''don't
sou know it's Sundays Don't you know
it is naughty to make kite to-dayp
sBut. my dear, interposel Fogg, don't
you see he is making it with a religious
paperr
tsOhln said Mrs. F., 81 didn't notice that
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04

"What part of speech is 'eggF"
''Noun, sir"
''What is it's genderp
Don't know till it's hatched.n
'sWell, then, my boy, you can't tell me the
,aseF'
''Oh, yes, sir-the she'll"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
STEAMER KILAUEA HOU,
STEAMER LEHUA,
davies, Commander

viii leave regularly for same ports as Kilauea
Hou.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04

Pecks Sun: Some eastern pOetess asks the
conumdrum: ''Oh, where does beauty lin
gerT' Our office hours are to 6.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-12-04
"Ah, There's the Rub"
Texas Siftings.l

The sufferer in the chair disputed the as
sertiOn of the barrier that Grant was q
great general.
n. B.-The barber is a member of the
Grand Army of the Republic.