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The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-05-02

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rooms, enc dwelling, by Webb Nichols.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-05-02

Can be purchased at f G COCHRANES-NE" :.
STAN ID. at the postOtfice building.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-05-02

For Sa'e--A seventeen-fCot Skif. Apply at
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The DaiIvNews

PALATKA, FLA, MAY 2, 1885.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21

tage. It ID not always the men who
spends the most money in Advertising
that secures the greatest returns, brit
he who, having an article that people
want, makes the fact known to them in
business-like way. It is conceded By
men who have made the deepest study
of advertising that the most direct and
effuctual way of reaching the public is
through press. An advertisement in.
serted in periodical paper, be it a
daily, weekly, monthly or semi annual.
is seen and read by more people than
in all the thousand and one other forms
of advertising combined. 1t is then OF
the utmost Importance that the display
lines in paper be made as pleasing
and attractive as possible and that there
should be some degree of harmony be-
tween the article offered for sale and
the typ e used to call attention to it.
In no country throughout the world do
publishers go to the same. trouble and
expense in making their advertising
pages attractive as they do in the
United States, where every line of
type or every illustration that can
catch the public eye is freely used.
In England the advertising pages OF
the daily papers are as bare of arts
tic effect as the white paper they are
printed on.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21
Scandals Among the Nobility.
London Letter to Springfield Republican.

London Letter to Springfield Republican.
The queen is furious over the Sumner,
Hoare, Cholmondeley business, and has
had all the names of the parties con-
cerned expunged from "ths list" and
forbidden the levee, drawing room and
hall. The Cholmondeley came close to
her, the marquis, father of the lady who
conveyed the letters from a married
man to a young girl, and admitted
"that she thought she had done wrong"
being joint hereditary grand chamber
laid of England. AS for the Fitzhard-
ings, they have always been a measily
lot. One of them was n,ulcted in a
large amount in an action by the beau
tiful actress, Miss Foote, for desertion
under very heartless circumstances.
and Berkeley castle is said to have held
as many ruined maidens of late years
within it's walls as in the days when
Scott pictured it as the Castle Of Front
de Boeuf. Miss Sumner, the heorine
of this dark story, who clings with fond
tenacity to her elderly married lover, is
very beautiful and accomplished girl,
and is styled in Worcestershire Diana
Vernon, from the gallant way in which
she goes across country. On the top
of all this comes the Fitz George Ark
wright scandal, Of which we gave some
inkling, but which has now come out
in full detail, showing the son of the
Duke Of Cambridge as having betrayed
in very heartless way the confidence
of q brother officer.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21
The Man Who Jumps.

"There's always some fool to jump off
a train and get hurt" said brakeman,
and frequently the ono that jumps is
just the man who always claims that he
knows better and gives other people
lectures for their foclhardiness. I'll
never forget little thing that happened
one day as we were going into Indian
apolis. On the train was sheriff who
had in charge three imbeciles whom he
was taking to the asylum. They were
not handcuffed nor tied in any way, but
were permitted to run about the car
just as they wanted to. On board was
a passenger who complained about this
great deal. He thought the imbeciles
should be tied up. They haven't any
more sense than to go and jump off the
train, he said, and they should be bet
ter taken care Of But the Sheriff he
just took things easy and said he guessed
they were all right. Well, rs we were
going in to indianapolis was stand
ing on the rear platform. This com.
planning passenger came out, with his
grip in his hand and his shiny silk hat
on his head. AS we came to street
crossing he said: Guess I'll get off
here and before I could do thing to
stop him he jumped. He probably
thought we were running slow, but
those things are very deceptive. He
landed on his feet, but he didn't stay
there long. He just assumed the shape
of half circle, bent the wrong way to
he uncomfortable for him, and ended
up with his nose in the mud and his
heels in the air. Then he spread out
and fell fiat, kind O sprawling out as ii
he wanted to cover the whole street.
But the funniest thing was that as ]
turned to 80 into the car l found one
of them inbeciles looking out the door.
He grinned as if lie was never so de-
lighted in his life and uttered: 'The
darned fool did jump, didn't he!"-
Chicago Herald.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21
THE JI1EJA1s.


zow q man Got Cured Of Seeing the 1Eon-
From the Detroit Post
"Did you ever have the tremensY
was the laconic inquiry made recently
by one Detroiter of another.
"The what?" .:-.
''The tremens, snakes, shakes, tri-
angles, jimjams, side jumps or what
ever you choose to call them"
ooh, see; you mean the jerks. No.
I never had them and never Will. 1
went through an experience once that
convinced me had no use for any
nervous disturbance of that character.
I was rooming with O. capital young
fellow at hotel. He was a Southern
err; came from Texas and had all that
generous, impulsive nature that is at
tributed to the best class of Southern
ers. But that fellow would get on the
most hilarious batters of the most pro-
nounced type He'd get blind, howl
ing drunk and keep it up until nature
would bring in her bill and send him to
bed because he couldn't meet them.
; He'd spend all the money he had, all
he could borrow, and then run his credit
to the very limit. He was ready to be
anybody's friend, and the fact was taken
advantage of while he could work
tie bars. He was quick to anger,
and when his money disappeared
, he was liable to be treated to pair
of black eyes or sore jaw. He
would come out of a spree determined
; never to have another one, and while
his resolution prevailed he was gentle
manly, tidy as a fashion plate and the
best OF company. He was Democrat,
and Cleveland's election took the young
man clear off his feet. He was on the
war path for two weeks. He was
drunken than lord and made Rome
howl for weeks. He finally had to
give up and went to bed at the hotel.
He slept twenty-four hours and then
wanted wlliskey. The doctors said to
give a reasonable amount, but the
! debilitated politician wanted a quart.
! HI was quieted for time and l threw
! myself on the bed for a nap. A voice
! awakened me. Iheard the young fellow
praying and saw him kneeling by the
! bedside. His petition was that the
Lord, his mother and FL other interest
ed parties might forgive him for what
! he WAS about to do. He felt it as his
duty to murder me then and there be-
cause in his distorted judgment I was
, fit to cumber the earth no longer: I
was almost petrlfied with mingled as
| constituent and fear. saw that he
had 'ena. He was an athlete, six feet
tall, and out of his head. In the COR
ner of the room were two Indian clubs
and baseball bat. He rose from
prayer, started for the corner, and I
saw that I must do something or be
beat into jelly. made spring be-
fore he knew I was awake. pinioned his
arms behind him and let out two or three
terrific yells. In a few seconds the
porter with half dozen other men we're
helping put the Cleveland man to bed.
He got around all right and vows he's
done drinking, but I wouldn't sleep
with him after another Democratic vic.
tory for half of the state of Michigan.
I'm cured and I'll never have the rat
! Ties"
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THE OLD STORY.

Shadowed by the lilac tree,
! Near the garden fence, r.
Stands my neighbor, Rosie Lee,
Charm OF innocence! iii T..
Sweeter than the fragrant flower, &.
With the dew-drop laden,
Fairer than the morning hour,
IL the winsome maiden! -.
From the naples top-most limb, FL
With the flush Of day,
Come the redbreast's matin hymn,
Sweetest roundelay!
Yet the song the maiden sings,
Tuneful, soft and lowly,
To one heart 4 rapture brings,
Fen moro pure and holy.
Happier thought than lips can speak
Beams in her blue eye;
Joy lights up her glowing check
Her betl,rothed is nigh!
Needless OF the lilac's bloom,
Or the mornings glory, sa
All that in her heart finds room
Is Loves sweet, old story!
Nathan Upham.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21
a BEAR STORY
Why a Bear Hunter Retired For Rein"
fcrcementS.

Why a Boar Hunter Retired For Rein"
fcrcements.
From the Merchant Traveller.
They have bears in the west that are
hard to subdue, and so they have need
OF strong men and women. A settlers
wife of this class, on the outskirts of
civilization, overhearing herself de-
scribed as "half human, half alligator"
resented it, and declared that she had
"feelin's;" but she was not this woman
the story teller whom the hunter
met.
A Now Yorker on hunting expedi-
tion in the far west rode up to noun
tain cabin and hailed woman hanging
out clothes in the front yard. GOOD
morning. madam" he called On her.
"What yer lookin' fur? You must be
lost er sumpin'," she replied.
"Thanks, nc Tn hunter, and I'M
derstood there were bear up in this
neighborhcod, and could you give mo
some points"
The woman dropped the white gar
ment in her hand, and came down to
the fence. Hits bar yer lookin fer, is
it ?" she inquired, crauning her thin neck
forward in an eager way.
Exactly, madam" he answered
Strengthening i'll his STRIPS.
"Well, stranger yer in the right
neighborhood. Thar's bar here il
plenty
Have you ever seen any?"
II shed say he'd"
"Tell me where con find den. I'm
looking for a dozen or 80. I'm not par
ticular as to numbers.
sob, haint yer? Thet's what my ole
man said, but he's changed his min now,
I reckon"
us he afraid Of the brutes?"
Not now he liaint."
"Te]l me about it. ="
"Nell, yer see one day me an the
ole man seen a bar climbin' in the
hog-pcn, an he sed he'd just put an
end to that bar with club. tole him
to cit gun, but he sed bars wuz no
great shakes. no how, an he'd go with
a club"
"And did he?" inquired the hunter,
as the woman stopped talking. i.
II reckon he did; went in the house
an elm up to the loft, an purity soon /
heerd mighty racket out in tina pen.
After while it got powerful still outside,
an elm down ter see how it come
! out"
WELL" inquired the hunter, anxious
ly, "did he get the bear?"
mo, he didn't the bar wuz clear
gone"
"And your husband?"
"Well, the funeral tuck place next
| dav. Hits bar yer lookin' fur, is it !?
Well, stranger, that same bar is 'roun'
| here yit." So" 553s
The hunter returned for reinforce
| ments.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21
Mcclellan and the Quartermaster:

General Mcclellan was interchangeable
in. reorganizing the army routed at Bull
Run, and he used every day to ride or
walk through the camps about Wash
ington in citizens dress, looking out
for abuses to be remedied. One day
as he was strolling through the rear Of
regimental encampment, he saw a
pail of some dark looking mixture stand
ing by fire, and asked what it was.
Its Coffee" said the soldier who was
officiating as cook. "To me" replied
| Mcclellan, lit looks more like slops. "
49," said the soldier, lit is not fit to
drink, but we have to put up with it,
and our other food is not bit better. "
well, whose fault is it," he asked.
90, our quartermaster is drunk most of
the time, and when he is not he is
studying how to cheat" Mcclellan
passed on, and seeing more evidence of
the dirty and sloyen]y manner in which
| the uuartermaster conducted the opera
lions IN his tent, he accosted him with
the remark that the men were COM
planning of bad treatment from him.
| The quartermaster flew into passion
and swore it was none of his business,
and he had better not come sneaking
around trying 10 make mischief Nc
Clellan answered him. telling him he
had better be cautious how he talked.
Quartermaster replied: "Who are you,
that you assume so much apparent
authority?" II am George b. McClel-
Ian, and you can pack up your traps and
leave" The quartermaster was struck
dumb, and Mcclellan turned and left
him. That evening the quartermaster
| left to the tune Of the "Rogue's March, "
played by some Of the boys who had
| got wind of it.-Ben. Perley Poore.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21
A consns inst completed by the mt

A census just completed by the mu-
nicipal authorities makes the population
Of Washington 200 900. Aside from its
official population, Washington is be-
coming fayorite residence for literary
people, persons of Independent means,
and adyentnrers and spectators. Its
destiny is to be the most beautiful cap
ital in the world, as it now is, the most
beautiful city in America.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21

+ that" I said, "and if
SO Til send him pretty
,.esent.
II 3,tarted home my heart sank
and tears would come. ]
4 been in such a place BET
J. dark cloud Of ignorance and
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21
Attractive Advertising.

From The Printers Register, =
Nothing can be truer than the fact
that the most successful merchants are
those who advertise to the best adyan :
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-08-21

appropriating large amount of our
funds"
I sank upon chair; my Louis, the
best man the sun ever shone upon,
guilty of stealing! The world was
slipping away from me, it seemed. The
man in compassion handed me a glass
of water, reiterating that it might turn
out all right after all.
II thank you for telling me-" sal !,
"but it is to come out all right, for the
best man that lives is not more inno-
cent than he is. Canyon tell me where
they have taken him?"
He told me, and + went there and
found my Louis again. I staid with
him as long as they would let me, and
then went home, My friend next door
came and begged me to spend the
night with her, but I would not, SO she
staid with me. 7 am sure that was
the most dreadful night ever spent.
No sleep come to me. My Louis was
in prison. These awful words rang
through by brain continually. The
clock striking the hour struck out The
words, ".Louis is in prison !" The
| trans coming in shrieked it out on the
chill night air and told the world my
Louis was in prison. Even the little
cricket in the wanscoting piped out all
| night long, "Louis is in prison"
| I went to Louis in the morning. Ny
kind neighbor and other friends went
his bail, and he returned with me. !
could keep up no longer, then, and
Louis tended me. He never left my
side, and there was no smallest atten-
ton that could be paid to me that he
omitted. He petted me like . child.
but I kept my bed for several days, 50
great had been the shock. Then grad
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-13
@. IA. MILLER,
GENERAL BUSINESS AGENT.

beg to notify the Public in general that l
have opened an office on MERCHANT
STREET. in conjunction with Mr.. J. A.
Magoon, for the purpose Of attending 10 the
wants Of the residents oi the Hawaiian Islands
who may need an Agent.
do not confnc myself alone TO the liusi-
ness Houses, but also 10 the domestic class
who would wish me TO attend to any matter OF
business, especially to making purchases either
in Honolulu or San Francisco in any line Of
General Merchandise.
To the Business Houses will give my
careful attention in all matters pertaining TO
General Business, viz Adjusting and Col
lccting Accounts, Distribution of Bills and
Circulars, Custom House Entries, buying
and Renting Real Estate aud Personal Pro-
perty.
sa All Legal Documents will be carefully
and neatly drawn up by Mr.. J, a. Magoon.
By attending to all matters entrusted in my
care in q careful. courteous and neat manner
and with quick dispatch, l hops 10 be favored
with a parl oil lhc public patronage.
Agent for Klinkncr & Co. Ked Rubbe
Stamps. { X. MILLER,
Telephone p. o. Box 49,
~ Merchant, Street. OIL,
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pural.rs ora s.ili a. worl Retween

Burglars are still at work Between
half-past one and four o'clock this
morning three attempts we're made TO
ransack the room occupied by Jack
Cousens and King Of the circus troupe.
Cousens gives his story as follows
awhile reading in bed last night my
attention was attracted by slight noise
at the door of my room and noticed
that, although had closed it before
retiring, it was opened | made my
way to the door soon as possible but
could find no one. About an hour
afterwards | was awakened by the dogs
barking, and looking out of the window
saw the form of a man croaching near
the fence, just then something fright
ened him and he ran away l was
again awakened at about half.past four
by something brushing past me, and
looking around I saw that the window
and door were wide open, and the
blinds all the way up. In the direc-
ton of my bureau / saw man going
through the drawers with the aid of a
dark lantern. He was SO much en-
gagged that my movements we're not
noticed, and would have captured
him had not my foot struck news
paper that was lying on the floor,
making enough noise to let him know
that someone was moving. He turned
his head quickly and ran down Hotel
street toward Alakea. woke up just
in time, as the fellow was about to pry
open the box in which we kept our
watches and other jewelry." The
parties room on. Hotel street in the
house next to the Y. M. {. A. build
ing. Fsyf
They say: that the opium rackets
sometimes lead to shooting scrapes;
that the Government will never get out
of the financial pilikia; that work Of re-
formation is to be commenced in social
as we'll as political circles; that the per-
son who writes the "they says" of the
Press is a lady; that nobody but one
person knows and he won't tell; that
the steam roller is the only thing in
town that knows how to sit down on
rock on the. road side; that the Y M.
c. A. boys intend giving some interest
ing entertainments soon; that the FEM
ans will have a "walk. over" in the
coming race-provided they keep up
their lick; that new set of meles is &c
be composed in honor of the brave
deeds of King David of Hawaii; that
the base ball season will be shortened
and the boating season heightened
that the Rowing Association is not al
together devoid Of politics; that the
Eclipse boys stand firm; that those ir
| power do not always rule; that some o
our prominent men allow their persona
prejudices to interfere with their com
mon sense; that the boating trouble il
dwindling down to petty gossip; thai
for some actions an unquestionable ex
PLANTATION is expected; without one the
people will not Judge lieniently, anC
probably by SO doing their views will bt
correct; that sometimes patronage in ;
small matter tells which way the wine
blows; that the reasons for remova
in the special police department is KEEP
very shady; that the mosquito is no
the only or worst nuisance that visit
an editorial room; and that what "the
say" is not halt so funny as what "the
said"
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-13
A CORRECTION.

In justice to the agent, Mr.. John
Montgomery, of the Medical Work
which is offered at a reduced price at
I. 6. Thrum's Fort street store, the
undersigned would state that this lot
was purchased at sacrifice, on ac-
count OF being somewhat injured, and
had to be rebound. The reduction
casts no reflections on established
agents subscription prices.
THos. G.. THRUM.
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DEPARTUREs.

DEPARTURES
MONDAY Nov. g.
Stmr Kinau, NJ, for Lahaina, Maalaea,
Makena. Mahukona. Kawaihae, Hio and
the Volcano
Stmr James Makee S p. NJ. for Kapaa, Kauai
Stmr James Dowsett for Molokai
Stmr Mokolii S T. NJ. for Mookai
Stmr Waimanalo for Waimanalo
Schr Manuokawai foi all ports in koolau
Schr Leah, for Hanalei Kauai
Schr Rainbow for Kooau
Schr Mile Morris for Waianae j.
Schr Haealsala for Pepeekeo
TUESDAY Nov. To-
Stmr Planter for Kauai
Stmr Likelike for Maui
S,mr Jas Makee. for Kauai
Bktne w I'll Dimond for San Francisco
Blk Jupiter for San Francisco
WEDNESDAY, Nov. H. f
Sch Ehukai for Waialua
Stmr Lehua for Hilo and way ports
Bk Lady Harewooi, for Hongkong
Schr Mana for Hilo ports
Schr Sarah X Eliza Tor Koolau
Stnr R Bishop for Waianae, Walaiua and
Kappa tsN's, ar'gsS
THURSDAY, Nov. ia--
S.mr Waimanalo for Waimsnalo
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November SCMrs weight * en- frol 2.Io-
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Miss K A Ward Miss Margert Hunt, Rev A
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Sucic Joseph, Mrs A L Shane & son, XXX
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Bauell & wi, Rey J Miley Mathew Noal &
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VIM Dunbar, Enoch Fara II, Dr II Bidwell,
Macdonald Smith. Steerage.-M Purwa vi
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rnssnls IrAvIvo THIS DIR.

Stm c r Bishop, SAN, for Waianae, wsis.
lua, Kiauea and Hanalei
Stnir w G Hall, 3P NJ, tor Maalaea, Kona,
Kau and the volcano
Bk Ceylon for Hongkong ~ 80
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SfIPPIN0.
Merehan. Vessel, Nov In Port.
fkRIYlLS.

SATURDAY., November =
Stmr Kinau from Maui and Hawaii
Stmr Mokolii from Molokai
Stmr Likelike from Maui
Sch Manuokawai from Koolau
Sch Leahi from Hanalei
SUNDAY, November g.
Stmr Planter from Kauai
Schr Ehukai from Waialua
TUESDAY, Nov. 10
Stmr w G Hall from Maui and Hawaii
Bktne Ella from San Francisco
Bktne Alden Bessie from Portland. Or
Schr Mile Morris from Waianae
Schr Kawailani from Koolau
Schr Sarah & Eliza from Kauai
WEDNESDAY Nov IL
Stmr Waimanalo from Waimanalo
THURSDAY, Nov 'I2--
Stmr Kilauea Hou from Hrwaii