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Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22
$500 Not Called For.

It seems strange that it is necessary to
persuade men that you can cure their DIS
eases by offering a premium to the man
who fails to receive benefit. And yet DIR.
Sage undoubtedly cured thousands OF cases
of obstinate catarrh with his "Catarrh
Remedy" who would never have applied
to him, if it had not been for his offer OF
the above sum for an incurable case. VINO
is the next bidder for cure or cash!
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22
CREAM ans sAlmCAIARRh

when applied into tho nos
trila win be absorbed, cf.
fectually cleansing tn Q
head Of catarrhal virus.
causing healthy secre'
tons. It allays innammar
tion. protects the mem
brane from fresh colds,
completely heals the sores
and restores the senses Of
taste and smell.
NOTaLIQUID or SNUFF.
A few applications re-
hcve. A thorough treat
nsent ,riu cure. Agreeable
to use. Price 50 cents by
mail or as druggists. Send
ELY BROTHERS,
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22

"CAN you tell me what smile is, little
maiden?" "Yes. sir; it's the whisper OF q
laugh "-GOlden Days.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22

THE canny Scot" ought to go into
the fruit canning business.-W Washington
Hdtchet.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22

TIN man will make a fortune who in.
vents mental corkscrew-one that will
enable LAWYER to draw a conclusion.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22

Plies TOOTHACHE DROPS curein minute,25c
Glcnn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. &c
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Buttons
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22

Or a man suddenly struck dumb it may
be said that his mslan choly daze has come.
-WdshinqtOn Hdtchet.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22

If aSxs:ted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Hhompsnn's Ese Water. Druggists sell AZ Go
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22

A BALLEr-sirl is somewhat Of philos-
opher: she believes in gauze and elect
OIL City Derrick.
Thomas County cat. [volume] (Colby, Kan.) 1885-1891, 1885-10-22
Men Think
they know all about Mustang Lin
iment. Few do. Not to know IS
not to have.
CANCER Of the TONGUE.
A Case Resembling That Of General Grant

Some ten years ago had . scrofulous sore on my
right hand and with the oldtime Treatment IT heae9
mp. N March, 1852. It broke out in my throat and
concentrated in cancer eating through my cheek, to
the top Of my left check bone and the left eye
gone could not talk. On October nrst 1854. CON-
menced taking Swift's Specific. In month the eat
fearful aperture in my cheek has been closed and
firmly knitted together. A new under lip Is pro-
tongue can talk so that my friends can readily
derstand me. and can also eat solid food again. l
of this district and to DIR. T. Brsdheld Of lagrange
Ga MRS. MARY L. COhER,
Lagrange, Ca. May n, 1895.
treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Drawer y Atlanta, Ga
N. Y, Isl W. sd St
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
Execution Sale.

BY NIRTG FOF AN EXECUTION ISSV TED cut of inc Justices Court of Township No One, in and for the County of CochiSc Ter cred on judgment rendered in said Court ui thc :nth day of April, lNN:,. in favor of th,. Mayor and Common toun. ii of the city of Toil h~lOnc. Territory of Arizona, and against LydIa NJ. Clark, wherein l am commanded to make ihc sum ol tprIN-fOUT dollars daiia-cs with interest thereon from date ol judgment at the ratc of ten per cent. per annum until paid; together with SD .j5 costs and accru- ing costs.
 have this day levied upol the following described pTopcrty.tO vii:
 l.oi thirteen ,l%', in block sixty-two (G2l. in The city Of Tombstone. Cochi>c county. Nri- z1n1. according to thr official map or plat thereof now of record in The otlicc ot tkc county recorder of Cocl.>c county; said lor being on the Y W corner of 5ih and Bruce streets. in said city of Tomy,s tone.
 Public notice i- Lcrcby given that on fhc i;h day oi November. l>S5, between the hours of q. ul and P. III. ir front of inc Itiy Hall, in thc city oC Tombstone. COchiSc county, Arizona Territory. will Scn all ;hr right, titic aI q interest oi the said Lydia V Clark, in and to tbc above described property a' Public Auction. to the highest and best h.ddcr. for cash. lawful morey O! the United States, to satisfy said execution and all costs. Datcd tiIiS tEc l:.-h Gry of October. ISSS.
 LANES COYLE
 C..-cl "f Polite of tl" Cjty or TOrlbstort
 Cc.-j-2!3
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
I'ELEG PsIiC
sEDf,Ie. sr.,.; :i,c 2. < a.

SAN FrANcisco, Oct. 25.-It is statcdhore that Jay Gou'dhas secured control of the surveyed line of the Atlauti, * Pacific from Red Fork, ia the Indian Territory, to AlJuvuaquc \. AI., dl-t.uc, of 1C0 miles, anl will soon 1e-.u the r.ructi5n of tine roaj between those points. This will shorten tle route tro.p tho east by about 300 miles. Gould Las pos session of about Ia,oCQ0c0 acres of land granted to inc Atlantic {, P@- ciic along tAe proposed line, and has co,aj 'et.l arIaa-cmel.e for the sale os 7.70o.900 acres at the rate oi T Der acre.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
VIZ are in .eeeipt of \. '.

WE are in receipt of \. ". Ayer X Sons American News papc- Annual, handsomely bound volume of about 1000 pages, containing the nalne, and circulation of every newspaper published in the United States and Canada, besides other dc,crip- tive matter. It also 4ives the population of every state and town in the United States I;is invaluable to bushes, men and the low price of $500, post paid. places it within the reach of all. Address \. ". Aver & Son. Philadelphia.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
s-ia.ic %..u{s s2:scr.

ALBANY, 0cy. -5-h clear trighy sky lra.aged $ good day for tie sc0Ii race between IIauIau aAd Tcomcr of Pleasure Island. TAo distarce > three miles and turn and over the same course on which Iip'ou and Le" and Courtney a.d conlcy sowel. Betting this morning wag animated; some private wagars were even, Han lon was the favorite in Troy and Boa ton. Teomcr won the tos, for position anl the bct.in. changed from 6 to i on Hamlon to , to i on Tcamer Tcemer caught the water first and gained length on Ilanlon. Tbis ad vantage Le LoiJ at the !alf mile and won inc race
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
'Etc IEn-.2crug.~ sza~tsIc..

GALLrGo, Mexico. Oct. 25.-TLis io a station on the Mexican Central road about midway between Paso De. Norte and Chihualua. \ ra:ding party of Apachca made their appear auce suddenly here thi, morning, and surprised the ranch of Mr. MayAam, formerly Of Colorado City. Tie lA ploycr himself and all tie empLoyes were killed, and the Indians, after de- ,troying as much property a, they could aal taking some fresh stock, disappeared as quickly as they came, ii is mot here known in what direction or to what pont. The country has been thrown into great state of eN- citement, as late news had l,d Us to the belief tLat the Apache, were all ill the Sierra Madrcs.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

Joseph. IL $ ;o-nisa. stated uneiai- yocal.y that tnc representative Of Englaad Las been instructed by Lis government to make motion in the conference in favor of maintaining the union of Bulgaria ami Eouuc'ia chrc. tcd under Prince AlcNoudcr, and It is further declaied that the -apreseNta ti.y, of France and I,a.y have been instructed by their governments to support Highlands motion. Ii this motion be made, the conference will at once br divided, Germany, Austria and Huss;". a-a;nat England, France and Italy. It is strongly suspected England possesses such relations with the Porte ,a toc,"Yc' i, intimately to side against Eu-s;a, and if that is ac compIishcd, the difficulty would sccm to be settled. Iha situation is full o- dangerous elements.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
IEllIil0liS.

IN THE COVNTY COURT. IN AND FOR
 TI. COUNTY OF .DCHlST. IN TIE
 TERRITORY OF ARI/ONA.
 John Montgomery. PiaiH'!j, V, Joel S Byiu-tOu. (. E. C.Ilcudar and James Bru-ic. Defendants.
 Action brought in He County Court ul Cochi~r. Territory Of Arizona. and he com I!alat filed in tIc- -a:d c.uuIy of CochiSc in the office ol the clerk oi thc said County Court
 The Territory of Arizona scui, greeting to: Juyi ;. By iu~tou, (. R. Calendar and .aWc- BrU-ic, defendants
 Yuu are Hereby required to appear in an action brought against you by Inc above named plaintiff, iu the County Court of Cprhisr County. Territory of Arizona, and tr answer thr complaint G.rd therein, wilHm twenty dave tcNriu-ivc of the day of ~cryjccl ar. .cr tL- ~crylcr con you of this summons, fl ~cryrj within jhi~ county; or f served ont oG tni- county, but iu this district, within 'Eirtv dIy~: olhrrW i-c within forty day, or iutgmrut by GcfFult will h,. taken a-ain~' yuu according tO the prayer oi said con- idIint.
 Said action k brought to recover Of yoU tuc >Um Ct eleven h:.udIcd 9nd ior;y-iw" collars. N- fully app,:r> by the complaint filed herein. 90 duly certified copy oi which i- hrrct: attached. And you gre hereby lO.,a,d .,!al if you iaji 60 appear and answer lhe saId complaint, SIS above required, thc said UlaLntid vii! take iUdglucut "g" .n~i IoI by d-ia.!,f ir tEr ~.m "i sl,. = Niih interest statutory damag g,- aii cnai' Uf ~!I'. O.,ru ;,udcr my hand and seal o' ihe County Court oi Cochi-c Coruty. Territory nl Arizona, ;Lis iiith day ot October, \ D. lS>,
 fN
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
Eri-g. .xus:"".IE.e,.s,.c.

cmcAoo, Oct. -5. 'Iac Irish Na;iola, league of America issued & contamination to-day dated from Lincoln, Nebraska, fixing the date of their ncxtuatioIM convention Janu- ary 70, I,>C. :u tae city of Chicago. PmucG will bcIrasent.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
Administrators Notice.

VII. RAMSEY, ADMINISTRATOR or .lr estate Ol W. \. Daniel dccca-ro. filed h~ ',c,iiion in the Prnhatc Court oI Cucnr~e County. praying jur an ogdcr to >, ' thc Teal .rI vcr-uual property belonging {" said c-ja;c
 Tuesday. tLc 2l;h day of November, lNs5, 30. 10 o'clock d. ul. is appointed a- Inc tune to hear said petition and all persons inter cstcJ in -IiG cs.rjr arc hereby advised To appear ai Ih, Count Of P-oh.lc, in torhi>C Cauaty, and show ,II,- Ii any, why an order -houlj mol be madc .isjhJrizin said Adr.iui.trator tu sell az ;Ly real aud per >onal property belonging lO :hc estate O; W \ Daniel, deceased.
 DL:cd, October 2ith, jee5.
 E. L. PEEL.
 IX Dfllt.O Clerk.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
Earairic g'.:,., Ell 'E',.N-s~.

Torr WorGn, Get. 25. Reports reached hosa last night from t.arcdon. Donlc, count~ an,. other points the Fan Handle, of th, most .as.ating prairie t,roa ever known in the state, Iti, believed that the nuu.bcr ot acre, Lamcl over wilI reach 50J,QQ0. The country in which the fires are raging extend, trcla the Canadian ,Iver 100 miles south. l is impossible yet to giycul idca of indiyidngl losses. n, somrl,,aces the cowboys were oohg to ride into the lakes to save ta5m-
 selves Judge Brown, ot C,ro5.n, was severely burned wli,o cadcarcr iu- to save his summer crop of ui,,,t, w!irh was destroyed. Fully one
 fourth of his range va, also destroyed.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
..u-rsa a.a. Ne,sgC,g;.

To Il g..-.H. ocrupNi.g "r c-a;.4- i..g lor, CT rart~ oi !o;. on tAc .'u.ace ground cI tAc "Way tP" patented mining ,iJim-TaEc notic,-tAat l nave titly to and am the owner Of an undivided thrce-iith G-.O interest m all the -urlarc ground oi the said patented mining claim; and my title is un'.ra ehDrili~ dy"d un execution against tac property of J. <. Clmk, M. Gray aui E. Groy ou a judgment ,htaia-J in l>Nl. and ,.id ,hcriii's -sl. wa. made wnl, aii Clark had a 3-5 interest in saij surface ground. -v, looks, deeds oi mines Coch.>s county. '1ar~ iI5. ilGaui IT,
 | will ntah, d,cd oi tlii, 3-J inter est 70 those having d bona idle poses ,,un and nuproyDmcnt- un said lo', i.ra r,a-,n.N.. .lIc".
 And i give y"u this notice to pat vuu on y,ur guard against the spur iu9s claims oi ~ail !. ~. Clark, ouc @attal~uity, aHd others who am iu- tumod pretend tu have title tu all "i -ail surface -.oUud.
 r2au JA,sa- EiELiN.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
CHIEF JUsTIcESUMyER HOWARD,

CHIEF JUSTICE SUMNER HOWARD, who has has just been removed by President Cleveland. Is one of the most conscientious judges that ever sat on the bench, and his removal can be regarded as no less than a public calamity. His stanl on the Mormon question is one that few judges dare to take, and the chances are, that with his removal all the good work he has accom- plished wili be undone.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
E-srstAC z-z;ts'.

SAX Fn,HCi,co, Get -5,-Iicrc was very large attendance to-oay at Bay District Parl, to witness tL" great match for 4l,oJO a side be- tween Arab auj Antco. The former Was the iayor:sc at slOo to 50 and won iu three short heats.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

A TUcsoS exchange speaks in disparaging terms of Judge Pinncy. We are sorry to hear this, and would like to know what the charges are, for Judge Fitzgerald is honored and respected in Cochisc county where he has held court for the past three years, and We have never heard anything said in re. gard to his honor as a judge nor his qualifications as a lawyer.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
,..o:srcr s.o-~:nse sppoinsurc..s.

Nrw Yons, Oct. .5-A Post Washington special says: Latest ramor aa to the civil service commi-- sion is that Judge Benjamin Eucauor, of Louisville, who las just declined the nomination of chief justice of New Mexico, wishes to be member of ;Le commission, lis friend, say ho ap- proves Of the civil scl1 ice policy.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

IT looks to us as though W. H. Savage. the city attorney, must be afraid of tha1shyster lawyer. Berry, for although a month or six weeks have passed since Judge Alvord is-
 sued a judgment against Berry, for delinquent taxes, Savage has made 10 effort to collect the amount. q
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

TnE managers of the territorial industrial association, if they cx pect to make a success of the fair next year must change their tac- ties. or, ill other words must adopt a new policy. People will not pay for the privilege of making an cx- hibit of their products, with the promise of only a medal for a pre- mium. The managers should not forget the lesson of this slason.- Enterprise.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
Nnticc In saloon Men.

Unul further notice tine undersigned will sell beer at SJ-Jo per kcg and wIl. de- liver % pounds of ice free.
 MARTIN Cc~rEIIO,
 C. S. EENE.HAW, cgtf HAEtFNFEA SHkIaHNE-SN.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
Tg,e situation Efl f!:c ss;i.i2asI~.

LONDON, Oct. 2j.-'rhc week closes on the continent upon an exceedingly interesting state of affairs. The situ ation in the Balkans is critical and is expressing the attention of all the Eurcpean statesmen. The majority feel that If d settlement of the i'm broglio which las been raised hy Prince Alexander be not effected, the great powers will Le drawn into a dangerous clash by their conflicting interests. Tie Emparor Francis Joseph today at meeting of tl- dele gation, said; The powers who ioin us will maintain ,he legal status of inc Balkan states, guaranteed Lv the treaties of Berlin and san Steiano. as q basis oi securing peace in the future. The unanimity of the powers on this point is important as a guarantee of the solution of the EoumcIian ques ton" Ii the Fmperor's statement means anything, it means that Ger mary, Austria and Russia are united m the determination to secure the de position of Prince Alexander and a complete restoration of the state of af- fairs which existed in the Balkan peninsula before the exaliation of the prince. Dispatches received from Co-stantinople this evening indicate tJat England wlll take a decided stand asains, the position announced for the powers Of Germany, Austria and Russia, 5y the Emperor Francis
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

though Berry nas stated. lc woalI not pay q dollar of taxes, and Saw age knows that Berry is getting lis property out of his hands as fast a. he possibly can.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
Attention. -.o-eit-epere.

Mys,r.. Caldwell < Stanford have for sale, at barsajn, 2,o0O fee. of new redwood shelving and counters, all seasoned and oiled. Also one good hrc-proof safe, and oficc furniture. VIII bc sold at a bargain for cash, ,. called for at once.
 CALDWELL * STANFORD, oI7tf Allen Stree,
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
As EVIDENCE of the small

As EVIDENCE of the SmaI! re- spect the Indians have for the prowess of Crook, yclept the Gray Fox" We cite the fact that last week they murdered Q man on the margin of one of his "guarded water holes.-Entcrprisc.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
E-:,g,l;t r...sr...nEl.

BERLIN, Oct. 25.-H. ".r,k la, i.- y;.cj a,l members of bis family to l.ar- t;c,Tat, il u grand family r, "-..ou j.. the Iio..l Nogj, ou Nov. 5.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
[v.4 Etoo:.s.

Tn. following books have been aIGcd to ~ul i-rv,l- circulatin4 li- hrasy
 Tild,na Speeches and Writings. ~ilas Lanp!am. by How .l>.
 Naiura, hy Ere, Hare
 Down the Eay,nr. hy 'h. '. ,Aal- da.l,
 In h. Tunn-.-a. No"u,aiu-, i.r Ch. [. Caddorl.
 I1pa.t,t han Ga4. sM. Ky Nu"n- ta.ns. by Ch. E. Cuali.-l.
 ~o,.I ~.l..wy,.r-. l.. r.w...,.
 \. th~ Rcd Glove. Y C.-. !. ia- h,:t.
 Ui.u.ut C.,ai..-. ty C. yau Iiar-t
 lo oH.nineI u1'..jvF. Ha..
 Aslt Wa- Writ,,u,a ...y aJ,H- i-h Musician, hv l.u-k.
 Furl5'.a-. ly C.r'v.
 Book, ar- j., ou; ". 4 ".r a mmtn Any h..,s crit.-.-3 'y ". ..a-tIwr n.@,.ai.@- Will nr ~ ]. q. .irri Ir# subscriber ..i ".@.I l, th. Irary. o-5-",
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

IN the suspension of Judge Fitzgerald as Associate Judge of this territory, the first judicial dis trict, and Arizona at large, has SIS tained an irrep0rablc loss.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

GEN. CROOK is in Albuquerque filling the reporters there with "tatfy.'
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

THE result of the Ohio election should convince Nr. Cleveland that his refusal to fire the raScals out means victory for the opposition
 It is safe to bet that New York will follow the example of Ohio. The patronage is still in the hands of the enemy in that state, and patronage is strength,-Enterprisc'
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

hll rrt.r, owing 'l. .,.~ hlrn ci Calwll * -,.A..tl MIST FAY t.-.r ...oaa.- |, AL. tlt.r iy ,h.Gr-j .t N,t,mh,r. ,r tl,ir accouut~ will Iy placed in tho hands of an attorney. who will sue thom, compelling them tn l.N. \. J. RITTER, Agent
 ul1-t oi Caldwell % stanford.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

IT is said, and truthfulIy We be- lieve, that Shyster Berry buy, the dry goods, etc, used by lis family. from catalogues, sending to Califor- mia or the eastern states for thrm
 and still our merchants advertise in his apology for newspaper.
 A. E. FAY. late editor of the Flagstaff Champion, i9 said to be in Los Angeles, cn route to Tombstone, where he will as- sume the position of editor of the defunct Rccord-Epitaph, HOW being edited by john 20 \ clun.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
\ C. MA.rAnr. C,crk.
EOy SUfe-

One cre American y,Ic,. Cow at Granc g-s-u,l V7.e- S:&'IcE.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
JAMES y. NAVY.

:T5"L P. FISlIFR, Rooms 2J anG 2l, Mrr- chants Exchange Ruiiding, i> an autl o:iItd agent in San Francisco. and any coHt.Ac', made by him will be recognized IuE DAILY ToM MBsToNE is kept on file at his agency.
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26

\ fine a,-1r,m,rJ 0! fresh fish 1t the new fruit store. Fifth street. os 5g
 E.e-A eggs @.lwy- oi. Land al u'c Cash e of W>LDorr N Ail-I.E
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
No;icc % thc I'Hbi;c.

No;irc !o Hc I'6bjic.
 N.s,r-. Crr>ar ., Wh,r.r'z are s.l..uh NATURAL TEJCEHE ICE at e;! cents Ycr pound, 10 anybody and every bcdg. I.,y .,vy a large supply on Iand and q carload rn the road all the time. M DANGER OF IT GIVING OUT, aS ,Lcy ale compelled to have ;J, as they keep cue car,o,l ot beer constantly on hand, for wlich ,hcy have :o Lcrp large u.a...:es ct ice.
 ';hc Eoui:t&i->.
 IT,, Fountain Chop lI.u,, i-t il, coolest . I.'s..; ;u t'.- eity q, take m.aI. Nesmo'.r, f,,. o~ smell rram ttc sl.cn.n.i- F h,iog "o. t.tc.r .,f..a,c nom d.; dining room. No fgc.gwlt~r trcf u,eI No;!ing ma; ,he choices. cu,-. fish. 4.lae. oy-'c.-, cil rii- y.,c cetr.u,g :rote T,a--ua. stree. to ;Dc boxes. oc;.;l. ] Nr~.r-. Caesar ty Wcnr.-i'z received a c.I!oad of rrucEcc ice io>day, and are now prauucI to serve t4o rroiIg of this city with thc same at the lowest rates Ii i Lamp'. S:. Louis rcyr on dr,ught lo' ss.c, wholesale and retail, at the Crysta! ! Palace Saloon. If
 Fresh fish on ice at the new fruit store, Fifth street, opposite New York store. oSSt
The Daily Tombstone., 1885-10-26
8rancr2. Carpets, Oil Cloths, Mat
 ting and Window Shades.

The designs Taty, three ply suerfnc and Tnean Carpets Oil Cloth and Window Shades large variety, pne that will
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1885-01-29

~ TUT ssAfst ssZssFs--77 -, !. l.
the trial Of case in the interior of
Kentucky, when decision Of the
Judge struck him as so bad that he
rose and said:
There never was suoh q ruling a.
that since Pontius Plate presided on
the trial Of Christ"
The Judge, interrupting Mr.. Mar
shall, asked for a retraction or he
would impose fine for contempt Of
Court.
II confess, your honor" continued
Tom, "that what / said was a little
hard on Pontius Plate, but it ia the
first time in the history Of Kentucky
Jurisprudence that it is held that to
speak disrespectfully Of Pontius Plate
is contempt Of court"
"Mr. Clerk, make the fine twenty
dollars for continuous contempt"
said the Judge, solemnly.
well Judge" Tom added, "as you
won all my money last night at poker,
lend me the twenty"
"Mr. Clerk" cried the Judge, hasti-
ly, "remit the fine. The State can az
ford to lose the money better than 4
can"
II congratulate the court upon its
return to sane condition" said Tom,
resuming his seat amid roars OF laugh
ter.--The Capital.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1885-01-29

A poet sings: Il have found my
queen, but neglects to inform us how
many he had before the draw