New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-08-24

the wrapper. Whom no has made IN his NH. 4 -
ne looks about for MATCH He 'striFes sSIS "a
snSns soon a. ns is osrssn n Sst h 3. Pua ne
on ~ 70 takes the cigar from his mouth ana oot
out he uses up few more matches and ssss ~
start The dre has not been evenly started ana ~
Having grown pale over It he throws I n ~ ~ ~
American. l"ase0ok
The summer resorts are now getting ready "a ..v~
the autumn is really the only time Of the year IN -
to enjoy the country
" WE are y:u Eoins my pretty fair na,dr
Here Ia my parasol, this Il my fan,
The check for my baggage I'll ind Il can"
They looked in the rack. they looked under the ....
Inc eneck u was lost, her distress was complete
The checks In your hand" Oh. thank you" she 49,
And which 10 yonr trunk. my pretty fair maid .,
Accepting u her check. the baggage man sayed.
A three-story Jumbo fyo long and three wides
Loud lofen the baggage.man. "Ha. ha no .ho
Nineteen forty-seyen West Central B. or
Here's the check and the handle, but where q ~.
trunfr -iR. j. Bsrds,sa
That Detroit baby which cried Justify Its conn ,
before Its burial has proved that crying babies -,
their uses 1t is now crying In its cradle.
., rskcr up Of scandals Of the last campaign assss
that Belva A. Lockwood buttons her shoes with slyss
hairpin. We had not supposed she sold for as sS
as that-twaterbury American.
The public is not informed that Courtney and Hosms,
the oarsmen, have buried tho Ratchet That 10 all va
well. but We should be more interested 70 hear A.s
Courtney had buried the saw.
neat hit at the perfervid clergy Of the ritua,u1
STYLE Is foapd in an alleged letter Of Chicago girl va
from her father TO peel his nose and lips and to be eater
on hs
angelsseeing cross.bearing. white chokered clerical
sweet Williams have now and then surprisingly lucid
intcrvals.-l Minneapolis Tribune.
The shorthand men in town are not without some no
lions OF humor While one Of them was speaking res
terdsy afternoon dog In the lobby barked loudly. " Il
piled Secretary Brown move7 said the first speaker,
tnat th president appoint committees OF one on thai
asked another member. Everybody laughed, incIadns
the ladies.-tBuhalo Courier.
Western medium says that myrads Of eminent splr.
its live in his house. and that they Leave without
asking his permission He must keep sort Of bonded
warehouse for spirits.
MT. Maxwell talks too much. To man In his predo.
ament silence not be golden but speech
hempcn.-lSt Louis Globe-Democrat.
An Arizona town is all torn up by local election and
all the articles In tho two local papers printed
In caps and italics. The editors say that IL the ght
lasts much longer they will have at all for lower
typo.
An African traveller lately returned from the DARK
Continent Is Amusing aud entertaining Europe with
description OF the way he successfully down and
killed heaven only knows how many CRAFTS, while
be tho slayer mounted feet dromedary, with
saddle We take the liberty OF doubling the gen.
tlemans agreeable yarn, and will wager the half Of
princey income that there IL not enough rawhide on
twenty-five European travellers to supply the waste q
tissue consequent upon haifnie ride on barebaeked
dromedary.1 Minneapolis Tribune.
1t Is said that meeting Of the shoe dealers will be held
shortly inven, and popularize some sort Of
door muscular insanity Lawn tennis is on the decline
the ~ yellow canvas leather
not be disposed Of
The voluninous and comprehensive silence OF Colonel
William Hadley Barnum, OF Connecticut, Ia one Of the
most unique features Of contemporary politics. Is
distinctly audible in the most thickly settled
mule-rasing districts OF Indiana and 10
euphonious echoes have been accused OF knocking
corners of the rocks In close proximity 10 the
distinguished fishing party just now engaged In yankns
the gills out Of the rock bass In the North Woods
Colonel Barnums high-pressure stiffness ought to b
connected with safety valve before II expodeA
-lPhiadephia Press.