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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13

A socisble man is one Who, wkee
he has ten minutes to spsrr, goes asd
bcthers sorn s,sssiv who hasn't
Tin and bras. do no, go we'll ~
g-,h~r say. q scientific paper. ~
~.icncs. ,on ~ swas on. lis slwaye
the fellow with bras. ,ha gsis the gtsl
with tin. io.tsss stsissvsss.
Why !. the sentiemaa called 3
pswnbrokers bersuss the oiiesev ysa
q 10 him the hrohsr you gvs. and Ne
brok~r ven ere, the UisrWes yon g0 ~
him. This. also. viii apply n aay
broker Rise and sing. Dsrstssss
Roller skstlagi
"pa ,ss se',... " s,,4es We - s.sA
hat ss sss.,~a, We hsyste~ss ssssl
tls -, q. vase BE hrsA.
Ana Ne ssw ssssss ~" u1sisese sssr
serrsstsrs Hsrsi1
A preacher noied fos his orb .aalioy
eeligh,saed his heasrrs me kabbesA ~
the rrmsrk ~ conclusive pswsA thA1
tsoi 1. trnsvolsnt 10 s~~W N The eeee
that ile hs. placed death ~ sks cod 10
stead II o., the beginaias II iiee."
Little bo, iisw ali are yea. ~
| Father I viii bs iorty.scv~n ~ Sny
| n.xt birthday. Little boy Whss b
| that tnih~ri III. gsi ~ fsbsuaey.
| Little Lo, t.urprissdli WHY. ! tkosgkt
that vas Wsshing,sa's sifshday.-~&
r. Hesaia
Tive Texas ladies' wsrs salhlaa
slsou, the eh hhirea. How h yU~v NJ
ceming on at sehaolP' No u quite .
artist lie is drawing live suImsla
80 10 my bay, NIL liz drew = go ~
in . tire Ils drew " ell ap BY es9.
| self. too" Ibid hs wss . evnyoev'
"No. he us~d ripe. " fssss ~
/ ssgs
--"itashsed, did yca mall nv lettssf"
"Yss. my dear had Ia run Iiks eusy -
| catch the sr.t mail "Why. here h y
In ,eus paek~, new" .Ite,p um<s
- sc., sa n ls na, tbs sat yowr le&oog,
| Ali. A. thai l.. this Isn't the eee yeu
wr,a~ ,h,. 1. the one ,eu ~ese going 70
writ. aud f.sr.s . 'Joha Nsasy'"
mo. Mary, I .,dn't mail yeu lesses I"
| well. I'm aWtuIly clad vast -
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13

ss :. .sss WIN the Usp. That u DOES
Net tprty - tsasseia Year trieais or
tsss Relatives.

vs. 40 al WIN the Hope rhat " DOES
Net aprsy - vsas.eiG Year vrieais or
ss@ Relatives.
The following article has been sent us
With ihe reque., 10 publish H. We trust
:, does not apply To any Of the relatives
Ut isienia oi our readers Allow me to
give some advice 10 gentlemen from
iwsaiy IN forty years II agc. who can
sse so many fault. In IN. opposite sex
smi none IN their own. A. II has now
heeome fashionable for gentlemen TO
express rublIcly their disapprobaton II
shs drrs.. manners. habits and cduca-
ilon ~ the female community at large.
! ihlah ". ladies. In Justice 10 ourselves.
ara naw called upon to rctaliate. and
also shs,uli lse permitted to make public
euF spiaious II the sort ~ mcn which
wv wonld. aud would not like ,o marry.
The moral sensible. steady. industrious.
hanufalls man. who can work for 10
lls nR besides ruiiing his hand In any
l'llr mani, Job about his own house.
sauh ~ mead a chair or table. paint
dnnf. plaster iirc CRATE. white
wash the cni.ng, paper the bedroom.
clean his own boots. aud be- u
grHtlrman Wilhsi IN company, is just
The sou ~ man ior me- or any sensible
las ~ marry, lim YOUR empty
beaded, self contested. starch-necked.
elpst smoking. brand, drinking. money
huutipR, led, kllng. lazy. lounging.
ssllish plotting. seheming mean. de-
eslslnR. I'omaium plasiered animals.
sho call Yourselves Lords II Creation.
tou'rc no more M for malrimony than
. spider is to command regiment.
I hu fac, l.. ms dear fellows, you want,
genrrally speaking. more common
ssnse and less pupp, ism. moro knowl-
edee and less fopprrt, n"r" mnnlncss
snd lrss intu 'rncs. more honor and
ivss iai. hood, murr brains aud less
mrsiache' SHAVE 81 YOUR u,~taches
as l@ more like men and less Ike
masseys throw away YOUR cigars and
ss.kinF sticks. take useful book into
'o'iF q tlg'.s nri ~ 4 ,nu can PEEK mp
= ht Ht runmna know ledge 50 that In
TIM tnu mav lrsfn So lr What the God
oi Nature drt fpsi | suhm The above
10 ihe Aihatl caahi"i. wash pinned.
tfas. riHre falss frnpte,l gambling.
h1fse h.'t'Hr rtrtgons ot vt. fashion
ahi Iutoliit, Win are hooking out TO
catch ans rU1 woman Who could he
inai enough ip MARY thcm And. Sc
fntsll speaking Il is much Ia bc de-
rlprri iht' aHrh cfaiturfs ~ these.
wtheut n1.ct IN knowledge. means,
eF usr'l' cApahillf whatever, should he
se'efiui inf husbands. and u change in
th'a pr l'r pi things j. a contamination
asN'rb 81 lee wished for. Western
H.fi.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13
a O!FFc 2EHCE OF OPINION.

~ - tr.'u knew AT school,
hIra ~ p-r' 't-tr = inr:
49, jan 90. ...iI~. ~ 4 rule,
u u'- rf,.t' 90 N,ttu iniu..
W 80 r.t 'tu'; : ! praise with care;
IT,. ,,'..-.t,.. u .;tt ria'nr,
u 80 . r' I .ii. ,i.,'n-"i f:tir
~ 'iu not tHilk the same.
It'Iuh L"""l"- nn aIur" hlfIe;
II, -v|- ''i,ii gray. IN t"al.
I,ti l"I h;Ir an uI.u urn hue,
" uiir he Gc llic- ti- re j."
" l.'n h"i com. Ntrn compare
10 Tu~'- pms an VIII t..
" -luiir- Wttl II sarcastic air
iu not think roIi;r.
" hruc'cr her atii'u Is | praise,
80 rtarrtul AMI erect.
]! -tlr"- quit ltuIuHiiy and says.
"~i' rn-"- tor elect.
~tt u"r il-,tIr,' l. Il drr1ln,
w -irI mn l"tb Walt.
lie -uil.- filings are not what they
seem
hud W.uha "lerhaps it's false"
always like {" hear her play;
u" .iun't u Iiuirt' b,.r touch.
l lkr her i-.ht, NINaCIou- way:
IL thiuN- ~'r inU.h- too much.
To- m shes i;tir IL Tar can be;
~lI -'''.tu- not - tp JIM.
luu $50. she i cn-.a .rd to me,
IN ! -Ic mas lli"d him.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13

The oldest carr ayes. used by the
ladies of Eaglani. We're called whiil =
cotes. These brc lmc unfashiOnable
after Aan. the daughter OF Charles w.
aud Qucel OF Richard H.. about the
end OF the fo ir;eenth century. showed
the ladies how gracefully .h.y could
ride on a sidc-sad lie. Coaches were
first known in Ea-ltnd in ihc year
1880. They were afro iuccd from Ger
many by the Ea:! OF Arundel. The,
came into general us umong the no
b:lity in the year l:i0j. The celebrated
Duke of Bu .kingham was the first who
rode in a coach and horses.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13
1.-The vorl | is full of deceit" 81

old MIR. Squagg,, land women is most
" ut the bottom Of it." II know it.
said old Mrs. SquaggS; "it is after n
man gets a wife thai he begins to prac-
tice deceit. If he hadn't wife he
wouldn't need to le so much aboat
where he spends his evening". You are
perfectly right. Its the women that
cause the deceit" Old Mr.. SIuagg'
became very thoughtful, Bostoa ia,
zCkte.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13

A Mas-auhu.stts woman sold her
washab 10 parts ~ ridcmcn for a
,ss fet thrN pal her 81 - for IL. and
aii~f ihey hal gone home she went out
sn The hrli aud bruight II homo ~ good
ss u ever wss Bsrliagion Free Press.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13

The Knitting craze has slc coded
that oi th" cray quilt. and lh. rr.uii b
every da, pleasing window Nlsions oi
pretty mi--cs engaged In knitting
some Of whom att ~ Themselves ,o suit
their work IN g.nnin. grandns,her.
fashion of chinik dcss.s aud white
handkcrchcf- folded neatly across their
bo>om.. rnc poor ~ the cit, are the
grateful recipients of the graier per
lion of the mittcn-. s'ocklng.. n"ck
scarf> and other useful articles made by
these fair inanipula'or- ~ N. Knitting
nccdlcA-N y Latter. ~ Troy Times
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13
II hear YOU are highly satlsiic

II hear you are highly satisfied
with your new minister. Brown?'
Satisfied is n tame word to express
our opinion of him. We are delegated
with him." ''He is very eloquent. |
understand" Eloquent! Why. sir.
when he is preaching he affects the
congregat on so powerfully that there
is hardly any interest taken in the fir
tatous of the choir. Boston Courier
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13
There ta n man In Emanuel urnt,

Georgia. who, forty years Eo. sold b.
wife tor . jng IL whisky. Several dsy
later he WIS presented with the wifi 81
a man who had grown ,ir~J ~ her Th'
woman tr-, traded ~. sttrrwa,d -"i
'or hushci ~ cor. All hands th.,
s",1ld down IN t'ie same noighbor,eo Z
aud have lived there ever since. s,l
uuuI"d with ei.irais who ~,
unnns M" most respectable people 81
he county. 'h,cs1o fstsr Ocssn
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13

A photographer recently acted as
master of ceremonies at a friends f,-
neral, and. as he lifted the coffin I'D
for the mOurners to look ut the re-
mains, whispered to the corpse: Now.
look natural" Force of habit.-thi
cd0o Herald.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13
DEEP BORING.
The Failure of the Celebrated Connecti.
cut Arteslan Well.

cut Arteslan Well.
After an attempt lasting two years
and half and involving an expendi-
ture of over $4,000, the Winchester
Repeating Arms Company has aban-
doned its attempt to secure an artesian
well on its premises. The Arms Com
pany was charged so much by the New
Haven Water Company for its supply
of water that an independent supply
was sought. but, although the work
occupied several times as long as was
expected, no ar,esian supply has been
obtained, and the manufacturing con-
Germ must remain dependent Oh the
water company. The bore, six inches
in diameter. had reached depth OF
2.4O0 feet about two months ago, when
some maliciously inclined person
dropped down the bore several pieces
of iron one day while the men We're at
dinner. These pieces of iron wedged
in about fifty feet of steel boring tools,
and when more than 4 month had been
spent in trying to remove the contents
of the bore, the work was abandoned
BY the contractor. The contract pro-
vided that payment should be made by
the foot, and for some forty days before
the boring tools reached the point
where they now remain. the contractor
had averaged a net profit OF $ll5 per
day. All the expense of trying to re-
move the Instructions was dead loss to
him, and he now says that as a result
of his contract he has lost two and a
half years of his life without compensa-
tioa and $500 in cash besides. A
year ago he was $4,000 ahead on his
contract. The distractions in the bore
weigh, he says, about 5000 pounds.
There is only one deeper bore in the
world, and that is in a Pennsylvania
oil well. The Winchester bore lacks
only 24O feet of being half a mile deep.
-AeW Haren Palladium.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13

The latest irlck oi thieves h 10 rob
ncwly laid corner stones. under which
money or either valuable. arr put, ~
was done In Pittsburgh ssw days ago,
ago, when ahoat " In i"rwlgn and
unitssi state. eolas. eop,~. VI local pa-
per.. stc., were secured. P..fsbsvgA
losf
A yer, dangerous toke WAS played
st Sharon. IA. q few days sge. BY .
colored hoy. who iillcd pipe with
powder aud gave u IN = cosnpsnsoa n
smoke. the result beiRx that bath u
thsm were -erioasly baTsss about Ne
eye.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-03-13
She was a book agent.

She was book agent. She called
in our Office. She was very pretty and
sweet. and we fell in love on the spot.
''Sir. am engaged" 20. we are
so sorry. When is it to be?" She
blushed and modestly withdrew. She
was new to the business, and would
probably have told us what she was en-
gagged in selling, only we had to act in
self-defense. e.-Loutsuille Journal.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
Catching Blue-Fish

Perhaps it is vision of blue-fishing off Block
Island. How the hundred and twenty feet of
line cut through the water. as it trailed In the
wake Of the fleet little soop. And how it cut
into the hands when the first fish was struck !!
Reader, did you ever catch blue-fish? A
school is playing off to leeward, and you feel
your line carefully; there is moment of al
most breathless waiting, and then, as the fish
sezes the flannel concealng the hook, the Oft
repeated question arises forcefully whether a
man can pull in faster than fish can swim, for
blue-fsh usually makes dart for the boat at
once, apparently to slacken the line and get off.
So it is easy work for few moments, and then
comes the tug of war; the line stretches to its
utmost, there is a startling vision of being sud-
denly and ANONYMOUSLY hauled overheard, a
few frantic struggles, and the ten-pound beauty
sport to make the blood rush to the cheeks, and
Jingle the very finger-tips. [Charles Richards
Dodge, in Outing for August.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30

Eaxtcrs Mandrake Bitters cure Indigestion
Heart Burn, Costiveness and all malari:u disease
Twenty-Five cents per bottle. Inns
"What and When 10 Eat is the title of nj articl
in ;:n exchange. The "When'' is the time 'jurn
which the editor is in possession of a dime and th
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
How Ward Ruined the Grant

Mr.. Childs, of the Ledger, says that the en-
tire fortune of the Grant family was swept
away by the failure of Grant & Ward to a most
remarkable degree. Ward had ferreted out the
most remote savings of the ladies of the Grant
family. Gen. Grant used TO go up to New YORK
to attend Board meeting, from Long Branch,
anG when he did he received the usual directors
fee of Il tendolIar gold piece. This he always
gave to Mrs. Grant, until she had seventy or
eighty of them. Ward heard of this and got
hold of them. He had so coaXed the remote
savings of every individual member of the fam
ity that when the failure came there was not a
single member of the Grant family who had
500 at his command. Now the sale of Gen.
Grants book promises to leave fortune of at
least 100000 to his survivors. He receives 70
per cent. of the profits of the sales. This will
amount to fraction over Il dollar volume
Three hundred thousand copies of the book are
already ordered. The $250.000 fund is guaran-
teed so far as the interest is concerned. for five
years yet to come. After that the fate of this
investment is very uncertain. Mr.. Childs says
he was always uneasy over the reports of the
great profits of Grant & Ward, and he used TO
talk to General Grant about it. The latter did
not pretend to know anything about the bust
ness, but always brought up such men as James
ID. Fish, "A bank president of twenty years, and
others who were in with Ward, as a proof of
his being all right.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
Gems of Thought.

Liberty consists in The power of doing that
which is permitted by law. Cicero.
The chief if not only. spur to human in
duStry ana action is uneasness Locke.
Organizations may change or dissolve but
when parties cease TO exist liberty will perish.
Garfield.
One fleet OF fear is to disturb The senses and
make things not to appear what they really are.
lCerNantes.
Affection blinds The Judgment, and We can
not expect an equitable reward where the lud5
is made a party lGlanviile.
Faith believe, The revelations of God; hope
expects his promises: charity loves his excel
iences and mercjes. iIorcmy Taylor.
Though there may be many rich, many
vrtuou> many wise men. fame must necessarily
be the portion Of bu' few. Robert Hall
think al! the lines of the human face have
something cithcrtouchiug or grand, unless they
seem I" come from low passions. George
Eliot.
The humble and rontented man plea>e> him
self innoccntIy and easily, while The ambitious
man attempts 10 plra>e others slnfuliv and diff
Guilty. South.
OF ali the actions of mans life bis marriage
dojh least concern other peoiIc; yet of ali
actions of our iife it is most meddltd with by
other people. :, ldtn.
When See The motherly airs Of my little
daughter when playing with their puppets L
cannot but Halter my self that their husbands
and children viii be nappN in the possession of
such MlNe and mothers. Addison.
Al the gales of the forest the surprised man
Of the world i forced TO leave his city e-ti-
mate of great and small, Wise aud foolish. The
knap-ach uf custom falls off his back wit h the
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
What is Said of Our Fire.
Rum did it. Biddeford journal.

nun ulu IL. BluuefOru journal.
The fire in Belfast, Sunday mornng-by
which 100000 worth Of property was destroyed,
twenty horses were burned and two human
lives lost, was the result Of intoxication.
Wateryille Mail
If the rum seller or rum drnker ever profited
by examples, the lesson of the Belfast fire
might be good one particularly TO that class
of citizens in Belfast Belfast. like Waldo
boro, has allowed the rum seller full SWAY and
now pays the penalty. Wadoboro is liable to
follow in the same steps unless the moral sem
tlment of the people is aroused to more
vigorous enforcement Of the law. Lincoln
County News.
Belfast has again suffered from an extensive
fire. We believe they have no steam fire en-
CINE there. They doubtless would have found
one or two steamers profitable investment last
Sunday morning. Gardiner Is about the same
size as Belfast, and a vote could not be obtained
to sell one of our two steamers, even if the full
price they cost could be obtained for them. A
steam fire engine will save its cost very quickly
sometimes. fGardiner Home Journal.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
Written for the journal.
Phantoms.

| stand where stood in girhood
BY the side of the ruiEed mill,
But the waters are dark and sluggish,
And the busy wheel is still.
The trees bend low DER the chimney,
The moss grows thick on the roof,
And up in the backened rafters
The spider is weaving his wool.
The shadows creep chill around me,
The wind surges low and deep,
And the clear keen voices of Nature
Seem hushed in dreamless sleep.
Weird phantoms come out of the shadows.
And the ghosts of long ago
Seem fitting about in the waters,
AS they ripple to and fro.
And the vanished dreams of girlhood
The buried hopes and fears,
Press onward with strong emotion
Through the tide of passing years.
Back through the arching portals.
Come memories sweet at will;
And the hand of time turns backward
As | stand by the ruined mill.
! see form in my fancy
1.-the with supple grace,
| feel a hand on my shoulder
Long claSpcd in deaths embrace.
| hear strong. sweet voice
Long under the daisies hid,
! gaze once more Oh the features
Pressed down by the coffin lid.
But bark. the phantoms have vanished,
There are childish voices at play
And the dreamer comes back from dreanlant
To the household Joys to-day.
The mill still stands in the shadows
But clinging lips press my face
And soft. sweet kisses are >howtred
BY chidhood'> innocent grace.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30

NNOW III 7 SEIE NY IVd'IINg TlN "'StItHtF
OF Life, the best medical work ever pub ~nrl tur
young and middle-aged men. lv29
A lazy man viii go mp about the lakes Of Mime
sofa for the summer and claim that he has not time
to send even postal card 10 dear friends III home.
and YET he will 20 oui lay after day and ruV uc
to fishes who love him NOT.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
KNOW THvSEIF. by reading the .'Scieuc,

y gill with three arms is an attractionina Louis.
lana slde-show. She can play the piano with two
o: them ami turn the music with the other. thu5
SAVING The cXnensn of Il Nnnng mhn.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
Bucklen'S Arnica Sal,c.

The Best Saye in HE wnii for Cuts Bruises,
sores, Ulcers. salt kheua, Fever sores, Tcttcr,
Chapped Hands, Chiiblain-, Cors, and al Skin
Erurtions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required 1t is guaranteed to give perfect odti,f
tiun, or money refunded. Price - cents per box.
For sale by Richard II. Moody.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
Listen to Your Wife.


The Manchester GUARDIAN, June Sth, 1885, says
At one of the
''Windows"
Looking on the woodland ways! With cIumps
of rhododendroms and great masses of May
blossoms!! ''rhere was an interesting group.
1t included one who had been Il ''Cotton
spinner" but was now so
Paraiyzed!!!
That he could only bear to lie in a reclining
position.
This refers to my case.
was Attacked twelve years ago with $40
comoter Ataxy'
ca paralyt disease of fibre rarely ever cureH
and was for several years barely able to get
about.
And for the last Five years not able to attend
to my business, although
Many things have been done for me
The last experiment being Nerve stretching.
Two Years ago was voted into the
Home for Incurables! Near Manchester. in
May, 1882
am no "Advocate'; ..For ANYTHING in the
shape Of patent" Medicinesy
And made many objections To my dear wife's
constant urging to try Hop Bitters, but finally
TO pacify her
COnsented!t
had not quite finished the first bottle when
! felt change come over me. This was Satur-
day. November 3D.. On Sunday morning fell
SO strong ! said 70 my room companions, ~
was sure could
walk
So started across the floor and back.
l hardly knew how to contain myself. was all
oyer thc house | am gaining strength each LAY,
and can Waik quite safe without any
''Stickt"
Or support
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30

A pension was allowed Samuel Clements
Eima, n. Y. The announcement was sent to
Samuel l.. CIemmens, Emira. n. y, Mark
Twain by mistake. Mark has sent to Com
missioner Black a humorous letter, in which
he says: II haven't any very pensionable dis
eases myself, but | can furnish ii substitutes
man who is just simply chaos, museum of
all the different kinds of aches and pains,
fractures, dislocations and malformations there
are; man who would regard rheumatism,
pies and sore eyes, as mere recreation and re-
,aV
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30

msstep Will often make cripple for life. 4
bottle of Henry johnsUH's Arnica amt OH I.tui-
ment at hand, will not prevent the mis-tcp, but
used Immediately it Will save being Il cripple,
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30
Year of Danger

With the threatened advent of cholera among us,
it bchooves every TO check at the outset those
little ills which, neglected., become prostrating
diseases.
Cholera finds its victims among the dcbiitated,
worn out and weakly, and those Of sensitive
stomachs and poor digestion.
SANFoRDs GINGER compounded Of Imported
Ginger, Choice Anomalies, and French Brandy,
convenient, speedy, and safe, is the guintesseDce
of all that is preventive and curative in medicines.
1t is TO check summer complaint, prevent
indigestion, destroy disease germs in all the water
drunk, restore the circulation when suspended by
q chill, and ward of malarial, contagious. ami
endemic influences. A SIX for
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30

GIO. T.. JOHNSON, Judge.
A true copy. Attest b. z FIELD, Register.
The Republican journal., 1885-07-30

LoNDoN.-In 4 recent trade mark suit it was
shown by sworn evidence that owe. nine million
bolt cs of ST. Jacobs Oil had been sold here during
the past few years. Leading chemists certify that
the sale OF this remedy exceed that of all others
and that ii Is being recognized the best pain care
ever discovered. In serious rheumatism il has ac-
complished astonishing results.
Cincinnati merchant is advertising sealskin
sacques. He says the average woman thinks the
matter over for ABOUT sin months before purchas-
ing.
THE SECRET ART OF BEATTY lies not in cos
mctics, but is only in pure blood and healthy per
Torrance of the vital functions, which can be oh.
tanned by using Burdock Blood Bitters.
New Y ork detective says that thief remains
a thief simply because he lacks the merry. to be
come burglar. There failures in all vacations.