The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-03-29
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wants if he happens 70 want good sense.
New Orleans Picayune.
There is computed 70 be over $50, 900
girls not yet II years of age, already
wage workers in the United States.
When whisky gets the better Of q man
be may be sure the devil is ~forclosing
his mortgage.-[SOuth Bend Herald
We like to see a man who can take .
joke. But we respect him more when
ne gives credit for it-Yonkers States
man.
They tell US matches are made in heav-
en-; but somehow they never smell that
way when you strike 'em.-Lowell Citi-
zen.
A writer in Lippincott's Magazine
says that Of the $4,000 words employed
by Shakespeare, about 5000 appear but
once.
How wisely Nature, ordered all below,
Forbade a beard on womzn's chin TO grow,
For how could she be Shav'd ,whafer the skilp
Whose tongue would never let her chin BE still
Glass eyes for horses are now made
with such perfection that the animals
themselves cannot see through the de-
ception.
If you can approve of yourself, it
makes but little difference whether the
world approves of you or not.-[Detroit
Free Press.
Miss Mary ID. Brine has written some
verses for a st. Paul paper. 1t is very
gratifying to run across q poet who ID
not fresh.-[Ex.
An Italian writer says that 10000
operas have been written since 1000, Of
which 10000 have been produced by
the sons of Italy.
Experience is not 80 much a school
where man learns wisdom, as he learns
what a COMPOUNDED fool be has BEEN
South Bend Tribune.
The names of towns and settlements
N Arizona possess the air of originality,
Here are some of them: Good Enough,
Tough Nut, Contention, Family Fuss
and Discipline.
1t costs $32 apiece per annum to edu-
cate the forty thousand pupils of New
York at the public grammar schools and
the seventy thousand primary school
pupils cost Slo apiece.
"Where there's a will there's a way"
murmured the profigate youth, as he
went around paying up his bills after
the receipt of a legacy from a rich and
doting uncle.-[Lowell Citizen.
In making "pure ground coffee" the
rule in Boston is TO mix n bushel of
beans and one of roasted peanuts with
one bushel of cheap coffee. The package
is then labeled: "None purer-beware
Of limitations"
The Galveston boy is progressive. he
was standing in a crowd of boys on the
sidewalk, when his mother called him to
go down town and bring her a demiiohn
of whisky. 'Send the old man. I've
got considerable confidence in him.
Galveston News.
Tim, l want to borrow your black
Sunday pants to attind a funeral" said
one Galveston Irishman to another.
"And whose funeral is it We are 80 anx-
ieus to attind in me black Sunday
pants?" "Your own, be dad, eff you
don't lind 'em to me-"
In the worlds broad field Of battle.
Where so many dangers Turk.
Always try to shun hard labor,
Pass It by with pleasing smirk,
For the money always goes to
Those who all eSerton shirk,
While the men get next to nothing
Who do all the hardest work.
One of the earliest was merely
a cylindrical hole dug in the ground, the
earth-barrel being strengthened by rods
or sheets of metal. The charge was fired
by means of a touch-hole at the lower
end. AS may easily be imagined, such
a weapon was more formidable to it
owners than to the enemy.