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Frazer Axle Grease.
The Frazer Axle Grease is better and cheaper
than any other, at double the price. Ask
your dealer for II, and take no other.
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"RouRh on Piles.U

Cures Piles or Hemorrhoids, Itching. Pro
truding, Bleeding. Internal or other. Inter
nal and External Remedy in each package
Sure cure, SOC. Druggists.
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Life Preservor.
If you are losing your grip on Life, try W ellis
Health Remover. "Goes direct to weak spots
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Ey-None genuine without bunch Of green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the. vile,
poisonous stuff With Hop or "H6pshs 4
their name. ~.
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wou,dn,t Remove the Grip.

" Ottl0ll'k AS ~AAt
"Will you be kind enough to take that
grip-sack off that seat2" said q country.
man, who got Of a train at Luling,
Texas.
"No, sir; I don't propose to do any
thing Of the sort" replied the drummer,
who was sitting on the other side of the
seat.
"Do you say that you are going to lei
that grip-sack stay right there"
"Ycs, sir; I do"
"In case you do not remove that grip
sack l shall be under the painful neces
sity of calling the conductor"
"You can call in the conductor, the
engineer and the brakemen if you want
to-. Perhaps you had better stop at the
| next station and send q special to old
Jay Gould himself about it."
"Thc conductor will put you of thu
train"
81 don't care if he does. am not 90
ing to take that g~rip-sack from tina
place where it is"
The indignant passenger went through
the train, and soon returned with tn
conductor.
$50 you refuse to remove that grip
sack2" do you, asked the conductor. -
ri do"
Great sensation.
"Why do you persist in refusing to re
move that grip-sack 2"
"Because it is not mine."
"Why didn't you say so at once|"
because nobody asked me."-Syt
ings.
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Singular Tcnacfty Of Life.

elbow little it takes sometimes to kill
a man, and then, again, what wonderful
tenacity 10 life some men have" said the
rcd-hcadcd man who was reading the
paper.
''That's So" said the others.
"Just listen," said the red-hcadcd
man ; "hcrc's a brakeman on the Nickel
Plate road. The paper says He fell in
front of the Car, which passed diago-
nally across his body, and livcd'-"
"Bcgosh, 1 knew a painter who fell
of a church steeple and got we'll again"
said the cross eyed man.
81 knowed a man shot q bullet through
his heart and lived ten years." said the
man who looked like a farmer.
"Thcrc was a man IN Salem, where
came from, that had four ton of rock
fall on him, and he's alive yet" said the
one armed man.
"Y-a.a-s," said the ed-headed man,
'lemme sec. Where was l? Oh-'fell
in front of the car, which passed diago'
nally across his body, and lived but a
few moments. '"-Pittsburg Chronicle.
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OUR MERRY MISCELLANY.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES PROM vAR1-
GUS SOURCES.
Walters Blunder-Singular Tie.
nRcity of Iife-WOuldn't Remove
the Grlp-Jakess Parrot, Etc.


the Grip-Jake's Parrot, Etc.
They did not often give dinner
parties, says a contemporary, and never
gave a large one; but at the little re-
unions to which they did invite their
friends they liked everything the best.
So, on the afternoon of one of their
choice little feasts, the host summoned
the boy in-buttons and said:
"Now, John. you must be very care
full how you hand round the wine"
eyes, sir"
"Thcse bottles with the black seals
are the best, and these with the red seal
the inferior sherry. The best sherry is
for after dinner; the inferior sherry you
will hand around with the hook after
soup. You undcrstand-hock and in.
lerior sherry after soup!"
eyes, sir, perfectly" said the boy'ln'
buttons.
And the evening came, and the guests
came, and everything was progressing
admirably till the boy went round the
table asking of every guest: CLOCK or
inferior sherry" Everybody took hook.
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When you visit o. lesye New York city, sa.eosxssgs,
eIpressage and 90 carriage hire. and stop a. tbs Grant
Union Hotel. opposite Grand Central depot.
6o0elee1nt rooms. fttednp ~ . cost of ous naillio7
dollars. Sl and upward perday: European plan. Els
stages and elevated rsilroad to all dspots. FamAlss
can live better for less money u thu; Grand Unioa
Hotel than at any other antclsss hotel Ia tbs olty.
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If afflicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac
Thompson'sE Eye Water. Druggists sellit. Csc
TIE Grecian islands are essentially pagan
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ard & Co., New Yori

CHAprED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made BY
CesWell. Hazard d Co, New York.
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IT Is estimated that 5000 cans Of milk
are sold duly in Boston
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sRouGh on Itch.'
Trough on ltchn cures humors, erupt1onS,
ring-worm letter, salt rheum, chilblains
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1885-06-10

TIE wool clip Of Oregon viii this yea,
reach 11,000, 900 pounds
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r. Pretty Womens
Ladies who would retain freshness and VI
vacity. Try "Wells' Health Remover"
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The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver
Oil In the world, manufactured from fresh
healthy livers, upon the seashore. It Is abso
lutely pure and sweet. Patients who have
once taken it prefer it to all others. Physt
clans have decided it superior to any Of the
other oils in market. Made by Caswel, Haz
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AfcL-. D&Il.-s aLo nflss31

Cornell university claims the best or
ranged collection of shells in the world.
It has cost SIG, 900.
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Hoods SarsaparnHa
100 Doses one Dollar

Sold by all druggists. 81; six for Is. Made only l
u. I. HOOD &Co., Apothecsries, Lowell, Mass.
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Elys CREAM BALM ATARRH

when applied Into the nos.
trils, will be absorbed. etfcc.
tually cleansing the head
Of catarrhal virus, Causing
healthy secrctions. II al.
lays Inflammation. protects
the membrane from fresl
colds, completely heals thu
sores andrestores the sense.
Of taste. smell and hearing.
It is
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Not a Liquid or Snuff

A few applications 70
lieve. A thorough treatmen
,efll cure. Agreeable to use.
Price so cents by mali OF
at druggists. Send for cir.
cular.
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MEN WANTED!

TO ssl hrt-class Fruit and Ornamental Trees
Shrubs, Roses. Grape Vines and small Fruits. Per
m.1ent employment on the most favorable terms
AddreeaJ. ~. EdMnrds, Nurserymsn, DAnsvule, N.Y
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$3.50 RooHEsTxR, June / 1882 sIen
Years ago / was attacked with tho most
Intense and deathly pains In my back and
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payney AUTOMATIC Engines and sls.nM,

Telephones may b ordered dlneet for private use. C1eaA
Zee, H. T. JOHNSON,
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1885-06-03
Men Who Drink.


The bartender Of popular rendezvous
leaned gracefully over the bar during the slack
hours Of business, the other day and discussed
his customers with reporter.
u notice men nowadays order exactly what
they want" he said toying gently with his
blond mustache while the reporter transferred n
Glove from the glass to his mouth. Three
or four wears ago a man looked more OF less
ashamed Of himself when he ordered lemon
ade or seltzer. His companion usually re-
moustrated with or made fun OF him, and he
generally offered some sort OF an apology TO
the bartender Tor ordering non intoxicating
drink. This was particularly so with young
business men, clerks, politicians. They or
dered brands smashes. plain brandy, whlskey
punches, plain whiskey or some other heavy
drink. Dr course one half Of them didn't
want it. You cant stand behind bar long
before you find out iliNt large percentage OF
the men who are led up to tue bar TO drink
would rather have nothing at all than liquor
Of any sort. Very many men have scruples
against drinking hard liquor OF any sort.
Others have scruples against drinking hard
liquor and others find that il hurts them
to drink brandy or whiskey before dinner
Still the majority of them used TO drink their
whiskey straight and say nothing.
When first went into the business, fifteen
wears ago we used TO pass out the whiskey
bottle and glasses without asking question.
If the man wanted anything else he wonld
push the bottle back and give his order. In
those DAYS if party OF young men went into
bar room and ordered lemonade the bar
keeper felt aggrieved, and the hystanders made
fun Of him. Nowadays, however, everything
is changed No one thinks anything when
one or Two Of 4 group order lemonade, settler
OF spolinaris al tho bar
'The simon-pure bar rooa, too, 40 rapidly
going out Of fashion. Men no longer enjoying
rushing into a room taking drink standing.
They have more time now than they had ten
wears ago, and like TO sit down and chat with
their friends over sherry chicken lees
wings etc \ place with comfortable chairs
and table catches the customers now and the
modern restaurants aud cafes, where they eau
peacefully at ont of sight OF the general pub
lie, do the most business. Their rooms are
always filled.
'In my opinion drinkers are not so numer-
ous as they used 10 be The man who came
in for his cocktail every morning before break
fast OF luncheon, and the man who took four
or FIVE good drinks every day, no longer exist
to the extent they did ten years ago. The
fact is, habitual drinking over the bar is NOT
fashionable nowadays. Men drink more at
dinner than they used to, and only drink away
from home for the fun OF the thing. The
wholesale absorption of liquor has gone out Of
style Now and then party Of students or
clerks 20 TO a place and drink until they can
hold no more, but this is very seldom. OF
course there are others among the laboring
classes who deliberately make mp their minds
to get FULL and 60 about it in business-like
wav and drink to excess, but they are now
comnaratively fsw.'-.Sla jose Mercury
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ANNUAL PREMIUM s242 so.

The second and subsequent premiums are likely 10
be reduced b. iRcTedsiEg annual dsf5sftgHs gfsur-
Plrs.
will be Given by The
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Let Them Romp.

Has the child u right to run, Jump, Yell at
the top Of it's voice, blow penny trumpcts and
rampage generally If it finds amusement in itS
Generally these are its only means Of recrea-
iiou. II can not take part in the profound
discourse Of its elders. The bang-wbang and
penny trumpet only come within its present
recources for mental and physical enjoyment.
They tell us that it is healthy for children to
be allowed the full and free expression Of their
bang whang proclivities, yet this is all sup
pressed in some families.
The comfort aud convenience Of the elders
alone is studied. The child is the weakest;
the child is suppressed. Tile child must act
foreign TO its nature. The child must no, raise
its voice aloud-must not in the elders pre-
sence babble nonsense, save at intervals, when
nonsense smuseS the elders. 1t must in tire
house be good child" which means =
quiet child, n child which through fear Stifet
It's nature. child in whom the inclination
OF youth to kick, squeal and caper, as it'll kids,
colts, calves aud the young of nearly every
living creature, must be chained down, aud in
this way youth is robbed of its only sources
OF enjoyment Baltimore Herald
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1885-06-03
One notable feature Of the opera IS the
tho by koko's wards. to the words:
Piecemeal Rcfornotinn.

Franklin tried 10 be virtuous BY making out
4 list OF The virtues, and when be had become
an expert II one he took up the next. But
be iound Il did DOT answer He discovered
that character was formed like the seed IN tn
nower-by development and growth. Never
theiess there IS much merit in Franklin's
plan. One with numerous defects OF charac-
ter cannot overcome them all at once, If at all.
But II they are 10 he conquered success
fully, the SaPoleouic tactics Of attacking and
anuih-iating one Al 4 time promises tie best
results. For instance if a man drinks, sxears,
smokes, gels mad, etc. lie cannot overcome
these vices all At once- The task is too great.
The strain q his VIII Is TOO exhaustive. Lei
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1885-06-03

him refrain from drinking, then smoking, then1
temper. and then profanity. Probably a bad
tsmper is the most difficult thing in the world
TO conquer because it usually forms large
mart Of mans Inheritance from birth. But 1t Is
So destructive of his own happiness and others
happiness that it is worth his while to guard
ID constantly and to conquer II possible
though the task seems as great as changing
the color Of ones eyes.-J'uHeS freeman
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1885-06-03

ii life, It's high meridian of glory and strength,
its evening decline, and It's midnight Of black
ness and death. In the case Of worlds
that the last term Of a series?--ScieRce.
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The Mikado: or, the Town of Tihpi.
says a correspondent, Gilbert and Sulh-
vans new opera, was produced IN London
recently. at the Savoy Theater. the com
poser leading the orchestra. and the ibret-
ust IN the wings experimenting the
action. The hbretto proved to be a lus-
trous, satiTical gem, IN a setting Of Japan
ese bronze. and the score to be as well
filed with ear catching melodies as Pima
fore" The choral parts are more at
tractiye than any Sullivan has previously
written. all being without the faintest
suggestion Of his previous compositions
or suspicion Of plagiarism from other com
poseTS. The applause evoked by the over
ture was doubled as the curtain rose upon
the courtyard Of koko's palace. backed
by nch landscape and brilliant sky. dis
covering statuesque chorus. who fans IN
hand. described themselves N these words:
4 you want ,o know Wit, we arc
We are gentlemen q Japaa'
OF many q vase and jar.
On many . screen and fan
We Gsurc IN lively paint.
~ Et.iiuaes queer and. and gu1inis
One notable feature Of the opera IS the
tho 10y hoko's wards. to the words:
Three little maids froia school zrr we,
Pcri a. Schoolgirls wen csu BE-
Three l5tle maids Eho. al ulwurv.
Come fTun . ladies seminary.
Tins Is sung TO a waltz movement dam
tly meiodious and memory lurking. There
are several love ballads and tender duets.
GrcssmIth finds his usual mOdicum Of
patter songs Of a more Bah Ballad
order than Dir. Gilbert has vet written for
Sir Arthur Sullivan. 4 condoling chorus
with the lover about to be beheaded pro
vokes roars Of laughter to the lines:
To eli in solemn silence IN decided dark dock
AWGliliiS NE sens2ilqn q , short sharp shock
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-08-04
CHANGES IN THE OFFICES.
appointments by the President. Etc

The President to day appointed Jno. M. Ellis
to be receiver of public moneys at Denver, Col,
ana Jno. j. Hoge at Boonville, Mo.
Inc PRESIDENT has appointed John w. Nc
Alester postmaster ut Landerdale, Ala, vice
w. Z. Harrison, resigned.
Inc president to-day commissioned the fol-
lowing postmasters: Chas. H. Kavanaugh, at
waterford, NY; Jno. II. Bewley, ut Smyrna,
Del; Richard ]. Wickersham, Lebanon, Mo-;
1aroner A. Wilder, CircleviIle, Ohio; Geo. e.
hemoaugh, Winfield, Kansas; Benz. E. Russell,
cambridge, Ga; Frank Shut. Litchfield. ILL.,:
Eugene u. Brown, Eufaula, Ala Dudley c..
Brown, Brandon, VT; S. r. Davis, Creston,
iowa; Jas. A. Taylor, Oxford, N. c.; Alexander
=: maiier, Wytheville, Va; Richard r. Hunley,
Ia taiia 1 Ala; Henry E. Slaymaker, Laneas-
Wm: ~. Lewis, Charlton, Iowa; VIM. ]. Flem-
ing, FORT smith, Ark; David w. Gwynn, ITALIA
h n Ts Fla; Jno Dave, Edgarton, Wis; Frank
Antwerp, Jackson, Mich; Henry Cook, Michi-
The following fourth-class postmasters were
Ameiia county, j. b. Bland; New River Del pot,
Hmeiia county, Jacob schlegel; Bristersburg,
vile, Augusta county, David Kunkle; Chin
c.0teague Island, Accomac county, D. ].
oh hea,Gn; saw Bridge Princess Anne county
Charles City county, Julia Trueax: Coos
TTre ,e, iazeweli county, JAS. Higgnbotham;
ID. Terrill; Pleasant Ridge Princess Anne
county David J. Graft; speer's Ferry, Scott
county Wm. NJ Belt; Sayersville, Tazewell
county, David w. Dudley: Brick Store Lee
county, James B. Cox; Point Sick, Tazewell
county county Baylor; Gap Store, Tazewel county,
~, Inc secretary of the Treasury has appointed
I I,I W. Burns inspector of huls at Galena,
Of division of the second auditors office, and
Ernest r Baldwin, of Missouri, to be chief of a
DIVISION In the Office Of the controller Of the
currency.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-08-04
MkS. HILLS REVOLVER.
She Threatens 90 shoot Ex-senator
Stewart I'm Court while the Divorce
Case is ON Trial.

SAN FRANCISCO, CAL, August 4.-The cele-
brated divorce case of Hill agt. Sharon, which
is now going on under the reversed form II
Sharon agt. Hill, I'm the United States circuit
court, to have the alleged marriage contract de-.
clared void, was yesterday afternoon produo-
tive of an exciting incident, which for a mo-
ment looked as though il would result I'm q
tragedy. Testimony in the being
taken before the master I'm chancery, when u
number OF photographs Of various documents
In the possession of Miss Hill were exhibited.
Judge Evans and ex-senator Stewart, of coun-
sci for Sharon, took exception To certain de-
fects in the photographs and characterized
them as unreliable. Miss Hill became greatly
excited at their comments, and, thrusting her
hand into the satchel, drew out revolver
which she pointed at ex-senator Stewart,
marking that IL he continued his structures she
would make him pay dearly TOR them. Gem
eral commotion followed. Master i'm Chancery
Houghton advanced toward Miss Hin and
urgently requested her to remain calm. He
finally succeeded i'm obtaining possession OF the
revolver and adjourned the hearing until To-
day. Before he did SO. Miss Hill is stated TO
have remarked: II am bound To kill Stewart
before this trial is over, and L don't know but
what had better do il now" Application was
Immediately made 10 Judge Sawyer for a war
rant for her arrest.
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A Erightful Cyclone.

A TORNADO THAT CARRIED DEATH AND DE
STRUCrION ALONG THE DELAwARE-FAMI.
SCENE ON THE RIVER AT PHILADELPHIA.
A terrific cyclone swept up the Delaware river
yesterday afternoon, doing much damage about
Philadelphia and Camden. The track of the
cyclone ais o passed through Cecil county, Md.
and the region OF Smyrna, DEL The cyclone
struck Philadelphia near Greenwich Point, de-
molishing portion Of the works of the Penn
and m
across the river, wrecking the river steamer
Major Reybold and the ferry boat Peerless The
Capt. Eugene Reybold, of the steamer Reyboid,
into the river, drowning the former and pain,
fully inJuring the captain. The Peerless was
swept clean almost TO the waters edge and a
horse and wagon were hurled into the water
and sank together to the bottom. The Reybold
greatly terrified, but it IS not Known that any
one was drowned, though a woman's body seen
floating in the river is thought to have been
that OF a passenger The gale was SO violent that,
as an eyewitness describesiit, il hoisted up the
heavy machinery above the lower deck OF the
vessel as If it were putty. Everything above the
water line was wrecked as completely as though
the vessel had been in a naval engagement with
a man-ol-war. Mirrors were smashed chairs
and sofas broken to splinters, and the carpets
were torn to Shreds in the cabin as il they had
been paper.
The storm then passed over to the Jersey
Kaishn's Point, and destroying the buildings
of the establishment. II then took a course along
the New Jersey river front, demolishing all the
buildings in its path up to Bridge avenue, Cam
den. At this point the cyclone took an easterIy
course to 9Th street, Camden, embracing i'm its
path all that section of the city between I'd aud
9th streets, to the Delaware river, which washes
the northern section of the city. Passing over
the river, skirting Petty's Island, the storm
passed over to that part OF the 18th wand of
ages in Camden scores of dwelling houses were
unroOfed and some of them thrown down, and
the damage to the business property along the
river front is enormous. Hundreds OF families
were rendered homeless, and one victim
Charles Daizey-was killed outright at the
Harry Stevens-had his leg cut off by q diving
piece of timber and will probably die.
was marked with death and destruction
About $50 dwelling houses were wrec,.ed or 50
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UNITED STATES TROOPS on A HOT n

UNITED STATES TROOPS on HOT TRAIL.
The following telegram, forwarded by Gen.
Pope, has been received by the adjutant gen.
eral: "We have just received the following from
Fort Huachuca, A. T.: Mr.. Trevis, one Of the
citizens who was with Capts. Wood and Hat
field, left them on trail Tuesday, sixty miles In
Mexico, just at the summit OF Canano noun
tains. Trail hot aud troops In full pursuit. In
Is the only one that has been ON our side or the
line. Notwithstanding other reports. They came
up 70 steal stock, but they hsye bad 70 drop
on their trail, they have dropped forty herd.
which citizens have picked up. Woods scouts
held's were mounted and ere with the COM
mand. Tue lightning amagoed oar telephone
yesterday and We have eene % siding s0r ois-
patcheA
FongYrHK, Lieut. Coa., Ctmmanding.w
Gen. Pope added: sAltho0gh parties were
road wae recslved, tho repogts havs not yet
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The Storms i'm PennsyIvonia.
RAILROAD TRAVEL INTERRUPTED-SIOO 600

DAMAGE.
EASToN, Pa, August 4.-One thousand feet Of
Lehgh Valley road-bed, at two points-one
three and the other six miles above here-were
washed away by last nights storm. Only one
track can be used to-day and none but passen-
ger trains are running. A bridge on the New
Jersey division at Landsdowne has been washed
away, and a culvert at Flax Mills destroyed.
All trains on that division have been aban-
doned. A wash-out go feet long and 40 feet
deep occurred on the Lehgh and Susquehanna
road, three miles above here. 4 temporary
bridge was built there during the night and
passenger trains now running. Travel ON
the Bevidere Delaware road las been delayed
by wash-outs and damage to bridges. The loss
by the storms of Saturday and yesterday will
reach s 100000.