New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-10-27
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Is lie worth living Ask the lat
EurctootcI, homeless starved, hi-Clad,
Aud hear the answer YOU viii Let,
My dong an uc has tDn-you bet.
/, life worth living Asa the wretch
I'uon the .a.low, doomed o. stretch
tits. Is. Don, let me die"
Islifc worth liylugi AK the tramp
Whose homes The gutter cod and damp
And hear hiu tell you WIN % JERK,
Z" Il is. old pard, Tor don't VOLS.
!. life worlhliyiugl Ash the dude
Whom old Dame Nature somewhat srewed
And see HIM suck his cane and say.
-weally-liie ls--aW quite say
Is lie worth liyngi Ask the fool.
The - ssuG maiden fresh from school,
The tocr. invalid the slave;
q, life. sweet life they ever crave
Ia life worth livngl Ask the wise
Philosopher VINO Yaiuly tries
10 solve the nay Stcry about
The matter uud-rcnlalns IN doubt
Is life worth liyiugl Ask the great.
rho mouurrs. the kings In state.
Aud note their LOOK, OF utter woe
Asin despair they shrek. 3" No! no."
II. {. Dodge in Detroit Free Press.
For some time past HE 0regont0' aud The Ne''s' OF
Portland ore. have been engaged IN a controversy In
regard to the commences OF their respective special
uatchs and at last he OTegOHiU seems To have got
ia rival fairly ON the hip ON the 18th OF this month The
MRS published "A number OF special dispatches from
Iowa giving interesting news about the state election
which WAS said TO be- going there The next day The
Or,gonian explained To the public that there was no
tly
be an October state some time ago And Il asks Ihe
Mrs to explain its specials. containing such statements
As the prohibition is heavier than expected and
the vote is large with Democratic gains
There was great rejoicing in the Tufboy family The
IFS by night express had thrown Oh precious package
married. elght pounds and hali and a, 1t was only the
nun visitation OF Providence there was reason for
rejoicing Jimmy WAS thoughtful decidedly thoughtful
at breakfast. and finally spoke out; ,.
Pop, guess shall nave To move ON: IT,,
WY. sir ! Are You no. satisfied with your position
D aIgalh flt her
Yes. fairy satisfied; bug IT strikes ne that thlS
fanny is getting little too thcky settled Hartford
Post
Alfred Tumble is tbs editor and Weston Coyney the
pubsher Of To-Dry new weekly publication which
chats with much keenness and spirit about The clubs
society," the play house Wall Street artists studios aud
other topics The gentlemen who control II have tAe
experience ana ability produce journal which plciees
Ly its appearance aud entrrtains with Is brisk para
graphs and they Ought find profitable held for t4e
enterprise.
My dear, you haven't cut the leaves IF the magazine
Fred. / haven't time to read SEQ how am getting
Yes, dear You've worked soaIly at it every even
ing t0is week. haventyo "
"Thero's about five yards Of IL. isn't there :"
You can buy 1t the for about two cents yard
cant ays yo@a Z
That would be ten cents. wouldn't 1t | regard II as
q wonderful freak OF economy The gas the tax on your
cyes. the superiority OF rick rack oyer wei sIoreu
Frei you're just too mean for aoythng!"-lPhadel-
ubia Call
There arc engaged In the fishing industry OF Europe
and America upward of 100000 vestes ana GOOOoO
men, The annual proauct of fish is not much short OF
1000 600 tons but tew people Will s'"T to realize the
Importance these ngurcs. As ton Of fish Is equal In
weight to twenty oight sheep, years siPply %
nsh-ood Europe and America mSLt bo represented
by AZ, 900 900 sheep.
That and pIous father of the church. Ternian
designated shaving as Dlaspnemy against tho ohuIc
IL may surprise few when say that there can no
longer be "A doubt that the bronchtc affections under
which ministers Of the gospel frequently labor are
often lue the violation OF hygienlc law Inc laot
that planted beard the face OF the human
male thus law OF his physical being Indicates
In language " 10 misunderstood that the uisliheS