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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-10-07
CON suit
DR, WASSERCUG
From Russian Poiaadl
On oil Diseases incidestaI TO the Hu.
man Body,

DIR. W,ASSERCJl q having no, r,,.
snd experience Tor the last ID wears Yii, nv,
ANTEE A CURE. WAN
VA cases or Catarrh In MI its stnres.
soarVy. niotohes OF tho Skin, Ulcer rated
asEs.r Sa S' rnmors, Skin Diseases
Hout, Liver Complaint, DyspensJa'
asthioa, Dysentory, Piles. Fits, ali Ur,,
mary and Kidney Troubles, aud t;isaases
OF the Eye and War, Lung tiissaaes' In
o'Sestion and Nervous Debility.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-10-07
PRIVATE COUNegLIoR

200 rases ient to my sdjrcss ecerey ,oas tr susH
W ecuu Should he read by oil. AdaIeta "a .hcvX
, 0as houri from A. u.esP.M sar.sys ,otPN
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-10-07

,nss stain the pages of smau's history
rom the oiood OF Aosl to thi. dny.
hsse ND their origin, directly or in
uirectlv, In these robberles OF the peo.
pc % .neir common propertis,, or in
.neir Efforts 10 .recover thsan. or in
.selr struggles between the Iobhers
.nethse,ves Tor ths ownership and con.
..ei o. tAen as means OF snsisytng
sne people. In the fsudal ages and
earner, these robberies we're generally
accomplished by Oruta forca Win
smoru ana spear, bur 10 our modern
S niliAa'ioa No accomplish these rob-
,; eiieS toFough perVisious, usurps.
law. W. IN "a
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THE happy event noted elsewhere
In tho EXAMINER, calls for some ex-
preston from the proprietors of this
paper. Mr.. Plunkett has been IN our
employ now for one year, and never
had paper beforea more Jealous, in
dustrious or reliable employee. We
tender TO him aud his fair bride our
sincere and heartfelt congratulations.
That they may be as happy in their
new life as they deserve, is our
earnest wish. They enter upon their
new relations with high hopes, and ~
this happy union another roof tree
has been planted in Waco under the
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06
A MAN OF sentiment.

From the Wall Street News.
A peddler of tinware In one of the
mountain counties of this state, called
at a farm house the other day, where
the woman wanted 20 sell him bear
skin. 'eTaint worth no great shakes
said the peddler, after looking il
over. "The bar was killed two
months too early" allow muchf
said the woman, "About 70 cents"
"See here, stranger" she continued as
she gave the skin rub. "when tell
you that this ERE bar clawed my hus.
bend to death less'n two months ago
and that Pm still a grievin' widdcr
woman, can't you make the price a
dollarP Beinga man of sentiment
srd tinware combined, he said he
could.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

LEGITIMATE trades unions are right
but the order which seeks 10 combin,
all workers and make all kinds o,
business responsible for the act OF
one, Is wrong. The effort to estab-
lish such an order ought never to luc.
coed. The labor problem is, however,
one of the biggest things now before
the country. Laboring men in Waco
under their organizations are called
upon to pay fifteen cents day to
maintain the striking street car-driv-
ers in ST. Louis, and all the liues In
that city are in successful operation
by the new men, and the service is
Just as well performed. Now can our
Texas lsborers afford that sort of
hing? We say no. and we believe
every intelligent man, in the state,
aborer or otherwise, win echo the
righteous sentiment. We just simply
'annot afford it.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

From the Detroit Free Press.
i The Rev. Mr.. s., Of Lowell ia n
often called upon as any other pasto
In the city to tie the conjugal knot.
Several years ago he was waitet
upon one evening by young man,
stranger, who requested his presenc c,
at No. 40 Blank street.
He reached No. 40 Blank street In
good time, made known the object al
his Visit, aud was introduced 10 .
ioiger who turned out to he the
party In question. lie. invited tbe
Clergyman to walk up to his room
when the lsndlady, With that kcer
interest III things matrimonial char
acteristic OF the female mind, ten
nered the use OF her parlor for .iac
occasion.
The young man disappeared and
shortly returned, supporting on his
arm comciy young woman, whom
he presented TO the minister and the
lsndlady as the bride-elect.
The twain we're soon made one. In
the stately and impressive manner for
which our clergy man is noted, and the
usual awkward pause ensued.
The silence was broken by the
groom, who inquired of Mr.. :. If he
was fond of dogs. and ON being as
sured that he was, the young man
vanished to the upper regions and
followed BY small terrier |
This animal was put through va
riety Of tricks, expert aud amusing.
md the reverend gentleman then
rose to take his departure (and his
ee). ~
The bridegroom assisted him on
With his overcoat and remarked
Well, now, Mr.. s., you've married
ne, that's your trade. showed NV
rick dog to you; that's my trade.
fou usually get IS for putting M
our job. I get as much for an even
ng's entertainment with Nep, there:
guess we are about square, amt
Mr.. S. assured the gentleman that
he existing relations between them
'ere of the squarest possible kind,
nd, expressing a polite hope that the
room would derive as much pleas
res and profit by his part Of the
'snsactions as he had done from his
ithdrew, the gamer by new expe-
ence.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

There are eight or ten similar suits
pending against Ward, as there were
also more THAI one indictment against
Fish. But as in the case of Fish, SO
in the case of Ward, the prosecution
will most likely be satisfied with one
trial. Granti-it is best to be silent
But 1t is to be hoped that Warner and
the other participants in the profits
that were never earned will be called
to account next, and not only pun.
ished but compelled to make resti.
tuition.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

The Post announces that Barney
Gibbs is for Swain. 1t is all mis-
take. Barney would as soon see his
grave yestments on chair at his bed
side, as that that statement should
stand uncontradicted. Barney Is near
enough to the center of the state 70
understand something about the
strength OF the feeling for Ross.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

the fact that he had eaten human
flesh "many time" To a question
from the bishop as TO the difference
iu taste between human flesh and
beef, the convert, with movement
of the jaws suggestive of anything
but conjunction, replied that human
flesh "tasted more like mulc--swee,
like" The professors gastronomic ex.
perience seems to be rather extensive
and his taste rather promiscuous fol
agreeable companionship,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06


sy"pa'hi]'hg win 'ho on-"'"''" VI
communism, socialism, nihiiism, or
by whatever name the spirit OF unrest
is known, the country Is iast driitug
into the vortex OF social disruption.
The difference between European
nations and America is simply this,
SO far as regards the means by which
the trouble is to be braly met, the
stronger governments OF Europe are
better in hand. All their forces are
held well in hand, aud can be hurled
at moments warning, or whenever
required, full upon the forefront oil
social disorder. In America all these
sociaiistic and communistic elements
stand equal with the highest Deiore
the law. They are each anu every
one Of them factors In the sum OF gov
ernmental influences. One Oh 'nese
votes counts for 80 aiuch 'nat OF
the president OF the om'eu states or
the general Oh the ARMIES oohioihed'
the vote OIL these men constitutes al
most a balance OF power, anu some
day or oihe. VIII inevitably plaee .he
administration OF government, for
the Tune peing' III 'ne hs1us
of the SOCIALISTS, ana then
comes internecine war such
as has never been seen before
since the world began. All this is as
sure as to-morrow's sun, unless the
government takes some decisive
s'anu upon the question which now
confronts it. Indeed II is now ex-
tremely doubtful If under our system
the public policy can be so changed
as to avert the disaster. Every strike
which occurs, be 1t trivial OF extern
sive, but hastens this awful day of
blood. A wonderful power has been
punt up in this country which is for
eigh 70 M law and order, at the ver y
oee iocA OF which is found European
soo,ai,s. rms influence is found
WIN I've core IN the large centers of
popuia,ion' and IL ramifies to
%ery Town ana hamlet on the CONT
.nd IL is daily growing in force
In sngth. 'Y
uu north they have denscr
Here the ner an %H have An the sonth.
mpch I.r,a., .on. u aRriculturists is
Of Ameri'.s Ian mere Inc farmers
tba, re- a.e meuiAriY iree from
serva,;n anu IN 'nem ana the con-
of sn,. nuences OF commerce and
homes ~ eu' iies the chief
tho IA" ana order for
,trno,,,a o, "hen such al
tho, commences IL Is plain
na ne conservatism of the
80, o.'n WIN be called upon to pre-
9th. iont' behind which that of the
al w.. sections may rally and fight for
do. 70 worm having in law and or
A.. II then becomes the patriotic
do'!, VI every southerner to frown
so"n upon these exhibitions of law
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THERE is one thing certain, and
that Ia, If Elliott would keep the Her
aid abreast OF the News at Dallas,
he'll have no time to go Off and en-
gineer another show humbug, to cost
Texas $4,000. This is the naked.
cold truth.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THE srst thing the khedive knows
Cardwoll will be publishing daily
paper at Cairo, and running extra
trains al la News and Herald to AL
exandria American enterprise is
past accounting for these days.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06
nov We ra..s when COOKED.

The members of the colored Meth
odist conference, now IN session at
Washington, listened yesterday TO a
eolloquy between the bishop and
Rev. A. y. Soloder, q converted can't
bal, the effect of which was to send a
shudder through the brethren. The
professor, who Is native of the Fiji
islands, on being introduced TO the
conference, related number Of in
terestlng things, and among the rest,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THE Post and the Gazette differ
widely, on certain points. But in
their common hatred Of the News and
it's methods they are in accord with
the other papers of the state. There
is always common ground, If you
can And II. tIh ithr
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

CLEVELAND has had no congratu-
latory dispatches from Waco as yet.
Texas doesn't value such victory as
that OF Tuesday enough to pay dol
lar for a message. A hundred thous-
and would have brought her out
amazingly.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

The majoritles IN both New York
and Virginia are not large enough TO
enthuse Texas democrat who is ac-
customed to hundred thousand or
so, oil any occasion when the interest
OF the people Is aroused.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

Iowa is cutting up some queer po-
iitical capers. Extremes meet in pol
itics sometimes as In other matters.
IL would be very funny, indeed, were
that great republican stronghold TO
come out on the side of the Lord, for
once.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

SOMEHOW or other Bill Sterrett is
showing up. BilPs pathos is all lost,
and he gets downto cold facts like an
Old soldier. The times are chang
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THERE'S more new and costly
printing material coming into Texas
this fall than will be paid for out OF
legitimate press operations, in ten
wears. 80 fl
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

The Paris Balance Wheel is an ex-
cellent paper, and sprightly one,
too. But it asks point blank ques-
tins just for the world as though II
expected them to be answered. 1t is
a bad habit and ought to be cor
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THE Globe Democrat publishes .
very good wood cut and an adm'ra-
BILE biography of Colonel Juo. Card
well, of Texas, consul-general to
Egypt.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THG Galveston strike is simply a
tempest in that little teapot, and it
affects nobody else. Cotton has
many other outlets besides Calves
ton.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

ANYBODY who wants our interest
IN dengue can have it at reasonable
rate, and prompt delivery, guaran-
teed. afsaA
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

had heard OF the wondered cures Of Swift,
Specific aud resolved TO try It. commenced
taking II In April. ilA- Ny general health wa,
much Improved, yet the caucer which was In
my breast continued 10 grow slowly but surely
The bunch grew and became quite heavy |
felt that must eithrr hove II cut or dio But
y commenced disohhrglng quantities OF almos
black, thick blood. II continued healing
around the edges until FebruO ~, when 1t was
entirely healed up and well. BETSY MOOD
uochesett Plymouth Co. Mass, July 49, 'ss
swifts Specific IL entirely vegetable, and
purities OF the blosd.
Treat 20 on blood and skin diseases mailed
free, The Swift specific Co, drawer q Atlanta
Ga ". 1877 w, 30 street
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

wRIrERin the Century is IN favor
ofthe government operating the rail-
roads of the United States. 1t may
become a necessity after a while.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

very happiest auspices. May it grow
and shelter a whole bevy Of fitting re-
productions of the parent stock.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

AND William Taylor still lingereth
abroad. Ali the dear Midland. II
grows beautifully less likely to go
with each passing day. Il
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THERE is nothing like getting the
bulge. either in business or politics.
Waco has it on both.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THE sun can do but little with tbs
dense clouds these days.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

WACO is staggering under the
weight of the immense colt on bust.
ness.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

I Tuc Post aoes-.,t i..4.. AZ. 4L.--ettvn
but 1t does handle a devilish handy
faber, at any rate.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THERE isn't great deal in Calves
toms strike wall.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

A LARoER water service is imper.
atively demanded in this city.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

EVERY business energy of Waco Is
taxed to its utmost capacity.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THE Pail Mall Gazette nan is
stubborn fighter, whatever else h,
may be. "s rissHf
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

DEMocRAPfc gains in Colorado.
VIII wonders never cease?
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

ErKEL & BKEUsTEDTs show win
dow is the finest in the state.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

EOR REST-To come responsible person,
II my farm, four miles below the ulty OF
Waco, consisting of abost 200 acres In cultiva-
tlon and 80 acres in two adjacent pastures,
with good house and tenant houses, farming
utensils. good mules and forage on hand, Ap-
ply At thelaw Office Of Baker Williams.
MRS. JANIS W. TiasLEy.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

THE Dallas News has faction
paragrapher.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

MY Especial trAin".-pallas aerald.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

COPYING DONE WITH EEATNKss AND
~ dispatch; accounts made out ahd col
young man having good reference r W J b.
Waco poatotfice box Bs9 a.t
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

MONEY TO LOAN IN SUMS OF $500 AND
wi UPWARDS, on easy terms. W. b. PAT
TEKsOE A CO.. Waco. Texas.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

L,oR sALE-Hs ACRES OF LAND, 225
II under fence, 40 acres in cultivation. good
house, clstern. barn. plenty Of water. located 10
Axtell Tex
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

AN elective judiciary is an unmixed
evil.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06
SYRiNa AND SECURING,

rrHR LiETLE FREsCHM AN olea ms, pres,
Il and dyes coats, vests and pants, rem
derins tlnan good As new. Hats dyed and
biocked, lLadieS dresses, Ribbons, sAshes,
piumoa, et., cleaned, dyed and pressed. Re-
pairing abntlemen's CLOTHES Specially. Sat-
lsfaction guaranteed. Washington Street
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

poR sALE:--A good second hand engine, per
feet running order. good as new. at half
price. Tom rADaIrr.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06
BUSINESS fairly booms.

THE melancholy days are come.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06
FOR RENT

EVERYBODY read ut once Tucker column
IL of Lion Drug store" You will see there
lust what you need.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

GRoCERIEs-B. p. WORKMAN hst opened a
VI hrsteiass grocery In connection with the
Farmers House. oil
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

MY special rain.'-Dallas News.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

ISoR RENT.---A neat cottage In the heart OF
+ the city; apply to J. X. Elgin.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

NToTIc5-BIDs WILL BE RECEIVED on
IN Wednesday, November nth, 1855, by the
commissioners court OF MolcnnAn county, for
keeping tie county poor.hOua aud for the
hire OF ,Enty eonyicts Tor the year Is o. Right
reserved ~ reject amy or all bids
Nm W. EYANs, County Judge
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WACO, TEX. NOV, 9, 1885.
WACO gets there.

NOTE the cotton reports
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rIyHE store house heretofore occupied by
/ Eaton a 0uinan South Fourth street. 25I
100 feet, The most moderate terms given.
Apply 20 ]. Z Elgin.
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CHEAP COLUMN

CHEAf IeOAoHaN
WAITED
IXrANTEp-A PUNISHED ROOM. WELL
w located and COMFORTABLE. X, this once.
"A. ANTEp-A COOP COOK. GOOD WAGES
| w maid, Apply a Mrs. s Little's. corner
Washington and sixth streets.
MEN wASTEp-5 men wanted on n.
IM kirkpatrick arm On 'ho east sac OF 'he
Braros.
| C,opD. WOOD FOR SALE. ORDERS LIFT
[ Wapu,nrrI Thompson's will receive prompt
Attention MRS, n. II. KIRKPATRICK.
| ------------~-~---
,~oR sALE-Two FINE COWS DURHAM
| cross. extra Gne, with young calves. Rec
n,rmended inr milk and butter. Apply or
Srnm caTI 10 e. Il. Vance, Robinson postoflce.
;---,0I sIIT--I mule lhSs hands high, and
| h 2cow, and calf 9 Lelto. and Street
nm sIIE-FOUR GOOD sKCoND-HAND
II burrlrs at Norris Bros shop. sixth be-
tween Austin aud FRANKLIN streets.
IIoR sALE.-.ONE OF THE BEST BRAzOs
II farms in Nell nnan county,60O acres In the
tract 30 In ctiltivHtio new frame dwelling
orchard. good weil water timber, etc Prizes.
20 IA ans half ca III. the balance In one or tw O
wears. Apply to X NJ. Ilar,iwick on the prem.
i ), orw'F cor'ey, No. 80 W co.
n OR SALE THE JOHN FoGARTY FARM
i with all improvements machinery, elc
situated In Limest1nc county. Tex, 90 miles
east Of Waco, aud miles from Mt Calm on the
Texas ~ Louis railway, and consisting OF
about :, ioJ acres Of the very best farming lands
with sb0ut 500 acres in cultivation; there is an
abundance % water. pasture and timber lands
In the tract For further particulars apply TO
Jlman, Lewis d Co., Galveston, Tex. =
U,oR sALE-9s AcREs OF LAND. 225
Il under fence, 40 acres In cultivation. good
rouse, clstern. barn. plenty Of water, located 10
niles east Of Waco. Terms easy. W. T, JONES.
lxtell, Tex.
poR sALE:-A good second hand engine, per
feet running order. good as new. at half
rice. Tom rADoIrr.
EVERYBODY read ai once Tucker column
u of Lion Drug store" You will see there
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

CRxuAL POWER PosITIvELYAND PER.
, maneutly restored in two to ton days, by a
delicious cPsieea so Ma se en pa9Phlei rec
Ioais Mo L TOO .N .|
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cTILL IN IrHR YRoSr-Let freight rates
% go az IA Oh a. they please, l have over
1000 cords Of sDod To ship via wagon. Orders
Allied In rotatfPn. Zee me, or write me at VI.
tell or wacp T. J. u. VKSEY
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-06

Zoo s.ss'. -. : AZ .aa,. ss.rss ..s :, ,.,,,,
.Issa s -, . 49, !. ,is ,slS
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-01-31
Iil-Sred Smokers.

There is no. one thing. perhaps, in
ghich the difference between the WELL
bred man and the ill-bred man more
appears than in the manner in which,
the place where, and the time when
they smoke. The well-bred man does
not smoke. nor does he seem to smoke
to show off; whereas the ili-bred man
very often smokes in self-conscious
manner that seems to say: ''Look at
me! see how skillfully my lips hold this
cigar; how / can shift it from one side
to the other without touching il with
my fingers, and how l can articulate
with il in my mouth; in short, look you
what perfect control i have over my
labial muscles, and, having seen, adj
mirc" In short, there are many low
bred young men-very many-that ap-
pear to smoke only to display their
imagined grace and skill; when, in
fact, in smoking as they do. where they
do, and when they do, they but publish
their vulgarity. The well-bred man.
on the contrary. the gentleman, the
man that smokes only for the love of
it, puts but as much Of his cigar in his
mouth as is necessary in order to draw
it, keeps it in his mouth no longer than
is necessary, and never fails to remove
it when he talks or passes any one TO
whom he would be respectful, especially
4 lady. Further, our best bred men
never smoke in any street ut an hour
when it is much requented.-Bostos
Beacon.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-01-31
Hotel Thoughtlessness.

Rural Sage-"Wall, now, talkin' OF
hotels, them there big city hotels is just
the wust h humbugs goin'. l stopped
one once"
Stranger-"That is queer. The large
hotels in my city are regarded as the
best In the world
..Wall, Istopped at one what charged
five dollars day, and l tell you they
hain't got no idea of the things that de-
cent people need to be comfortable.
ssWas NOT the table good?"
..Oh! the eatin' was fine, no doubt
about that, and the furniture was splen-
did, admit that, but the little things
what makes comfort they didn't have.
Take nv bedroom, fur instance. That
was a beauty fur fine furniture, but
that's all it was. /"
..Why, what was there lacking?"
81 looked in every drawer and
couldn't find hair-brrsh or tooth
brush nowhere. .''-Phildde'phia Call.