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ows it to herself and her family to take
care OF her health. When she finds her
health failing, and debility and weakness,
undcrmincs her strength, her surest and
best remedy is Kidney-Wort. 1t builds up
the general health, keeps the s%ecretory
system in perfect order, regulates the kid
neys and bowels. and enables these i'm
portant organs to perform their natural
functions in throwing off the accumulated
impurities Of the body.
E.s-Economy is Wealth. No woman
really practices economy unless she uses
the Diamond Dyes. Many pounds can be
saved every year. Ask yonr druggist. Only
Toe. Simple to use. Wells. Richardson &
Co., Burlington, VT.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
Barnum's Talk About Jumbo

Barnum's Talk About Jumbo
p. II. Barnum was interviewed by q
Times reporter:
"Was Jumbo's life insured?" the re.
porter asked.
"No; the loss is a total one, unless
the railroad company is liable, and
Pm not sure that l would sue fol
damages in any event. Poor Scott! ]
don't know what he'll do without
Jumbo. He cares nothing for human
companionship. Jumbo was all the
world to him. The affection mani
tested between him and the elephant
sEas simply wonderful. I remember o
wear or two ago, when our elephants
stampeded and Scott was in d posi-
ton where he was in danger of being
trampled on and killed, Jumbo saw
the peril, and, reaching out with his
trunk, snatched Scott up, drew him
between his f~orelcgs and kept him
there in safety until the herd was
auieted. They loved each other dear
w. Scott was the elephant, and the
elephant was Scott. They slept to,
gether, ate together and drank to.
gether. Scott used to get a bottle o.
beer lust before going to bed i'll his
berth in the ear. He generally drank
hall himself, and gave the other hal
to Jumbo. One night he drank his
hall and forgot to serve his friend be
fore going to bed. Jumbo waited fol
what he thought a reasonable time
and then quietly reached yer to tn,
berth, lifted Scott out and sat hin
tenderly on the floor. Scott renem
bered the beer then, Jumbo got hi
drink and dozed peacefully off"
''What is to be done with Jumbo;
remainesss"
81 telegraphed at first to give tn
skeleton to Prof. Baird of the Smith
sonian institution, and theskin tom,
museum at Tufts college. That vii
be the ultimate disposition of them
but my wife suggests that / haveJum
DO mounted and continue to exhibi
him in the for the present. Tha
is what | shall do. Ii can'thaveJun7
DO living, III have Jumbo dead, an,
Jumbo dead is worth a small herd {
ordinary elephants"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

who have wasted their manly vigor and
powers by youthful follies, inducing nerv-
GUS debility, impaired memory, mental
anxiety, dependency, lack of self-confi-
dence and will-power, weak back and kin.
dred Weaknesses, sh ,uld address with 10
cents in stamps, for large illustrated treat
Use giving unfailing means of cure, World
Dispensary Medical association, 6G3 Main
street. Bnffalo. \. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
MARYLAND, NV MARYLAND.

Maryland legislators. who are always
alive to the public interests, have endorsed
the new discovery, Red Star Cough Cure,
because it contains neither morrhia nor
opium, and always cures. The price is on
Nv 20 cents.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Tho Fairbanks Canning company, OF Chi
cago, has just received through its presi-
dent, Nelson Morris, an order from the
French government for ] 900, OOOkilos, q
900 pounds of dressed beef 10y the use
of the French army.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
Clara Lonise Kellogg.

the celebrated singer. is among the many
accessions the YourH's COMPANION an
nounccs to its list of contributors. All
who are studying or teaching music will be
interested in the articles she has written
for it on musical education.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Mrs. Eliza A. Hudson, Caremont. Mimi,
says, having used Browns Iron Bitters for
weak stomach, heartburn and other pain
full affections arising from bad digestion, she
unhesitatingly recommends it. 1t will cure
dyspepsia, weakness, malaria, constipa-
ton, &c.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Bradstreet's agency has received tele-
grams announcing the failure OF Haynes &
Brock, druggists. Maynard, Iowa; the clos
ing out under mortgage OF Coleman &
Morris, Chippewa Falls, Wis; and the as
signment In trust OF the Rainy Lake Lum-
Der Company OF Winnipeg and a tPortage,
Ont, to L. j. Stewart.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
Vandcrbilt's fortune is estimated at
SITS. OOO, 900.

"'
Don't say there is no help for Catnrrh,
Hay Fever and Cold in the head, since
thousands testify that Ely's Cream Balm
has entirely cured them. Its supercedes the
dangerous use OF liquids and snuffs. 1t is
easily applied with the finger and gives relief
at once. Price so cts. at druggists. 60 cts.
by mail. Send for circular. Ely Bros.
Owego, N. Y.
For over eight years lhave suffered from
catarrh, which has effected my eyes and
hearing; have employed many physicians
without relief. | am TO- on my second
bottle OF Ely's Cream Balm, and feel conf
dent OF Il complete cure.-Mary c. Tho.np-
son, Cerro Gordo, Pratt Co., III.
used part OF two bottles OF Ely's Cream
Balm, and can say | am entirely cured OF
catarrh.-Charles Diesel. Co.. X, 18th In
fantry, For Custer, NJ. L.
Lieut.. Cook is being tried by court martial
at Fort Ellis on charges preferred by two
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
A Poor. Weak sister.

A family of eight persons is dyingin Penn
sylvaniu from trichinosis.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
Every Woman in tho Land

There was n heavy fall OF snow in Michi-
gan, low, and Wisconsin, recently.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
She Brokc lin the Meet,nr.

1t is said that the Marchioness OF Lorne
will probably revisit Canada in 1886.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Forman: "We printed this cut yes.
terday as that. OF a murderer, and to,
dav its a wife-beater." Elitor: Both
bad men; let it go in" "But it's q
nortrait OF Chris Mcguire, the well,
known politician" ''Oh, the public
don'tknow the difference" But Chris
will.n ..Weil, ii he kicks run the cut
in next week for AN Eminent Divine
-Philadelphia Call.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
OF SWEET CUM AND
MULLEN.
Saskatchewan Fife Seed Wheat

The place to buy liz from the undersigned, the original
or father Of il, who from less than O pint OF
seed sown in 1879. first put it on the market In 1852.
None IL genuine unless it has pedigree from my farm.
Many persons are claiming to have 1t To- sell, who did
not get their seed from me. will fnInish you the only
prices. on application. free. Send stamps, IT you wish
sample OF wheat. d. l.. WELLMAN. Frazee City
Becker Co., MINI.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
Not Like the Moon.

Her coughing did. TIE minister recon.
mended Warmers White Wine o fTar Syrup.
Alldruggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
DRS. WHITTIER.

~ Eas. Ith Street, 81. Pal, Nina. Regularly 6radnstea and
legally saalited; longer engaged " ChrsnS, sr,sui, Skin and
Blood Diseases, than any physicians N America Medicines
sent ty mail or express. diseases rem Iudiscrstion. Excess or
Exposure, Nervousness, Debility, Melancholy, Loss Of Spirits,
rendering nsrriste improper; ear'd; s.isiy. privately. -pssdiiy.
~ talk costs nothing. rs .ELERRATED WORK., go rase,.
Elss,nt cloth and gilt binding. Sealed, ler % ceuts in money
Or postage. Over tny woi. icrful ,ep pictures on Ii health,
marriage, dis. .6eN,. ucstne Same, / ~pk cover. % e.x.
by msn sealed. State Gaze and get !irae and cost Of cure
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Warmers White Wine OF Tar Syrup don't
dry up cough. ~Itcures every time.
Our Wheat Fields Failing.
Nos 80 with Warmers White Wine Of Tar
Syrup. 1t never fails to cure a cough.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
Mason & Hamlin
OPIUM Habit Habit g Cured.

A positive and painless cure at home. Contains no
opim,n or narcotic drugs. Remember, 1t costs you
nothing to realize The mcrits of our treatment as we
win send every honest investigator a trial course
Tree; Terms for treatment, in the majority Of cases,
less than cost of drug used. II you order trial, send
re centstn stamps 10 pay for packing. Scaled partic-
ulars free. HUMANE REMEDY CO.. Lafayette, Ind,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

To break up COLDS and %fevers, use early,
DR.. Picrce's Extract OF Smurt-Weed.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Athlophoros always gives me relie! from
rheumatism. and | am not roubled again
with the complaint for months. A little
exposure brings it back again, but not as
severely as before using you remedy. VIM.
II. Soule. Castle Rock. MINI.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

The reason why so many die with con
sumption, is because they neglectto use the
proper remedy in season. When thesystem
is first attacked with acough, oppression OF
the chest, or seated pains in the breast,
Aliens Lung Balsam will cause the phlegm
to raise, heals the irruted parts, and restore
the system to health.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
ImnnrfanE-

Grand Union Hotel opp. Grand Cent Depot N.
y. city, 600 elegant rooms, 81 a day Il upward
Travellers arriving at this depot save % car
rage hire and baggage transfer, European plan
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Mensman's Peptonized Beet Tonic, ths only
preparation OF beef containing its ENTIRE NuTrI'
nous PROPERTIES. 1t contains ~blood-makinS,
force generating and iiie-su stuimingp properties, III
valuable Tor Indigestion. Dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of general debility; al
SO. in all enfeeb'ed conditions, whether t he re-
suit of exhaustion. nervous p~rostration, over
work, or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. CAswEIL, HAz-
AID & Co., Proprietors, New York. Sold by
.,,.fpt
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

FoR Sick HEADACHE AXE ALIENS Iron
Tonic Bitters, All genuine bear the sigma
ture OF j. z. Allen, Druggist, st. Paul, Mimi.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Lieut.. Cooks being tried by court martial
at Fort Ellis on charges preferred by two
ladies,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

II a cough Jisturbes YOU sleep, take Pi-
SOS Cure for Consumption and rest well.
The best Ankler Boot and Collar Pads are
made OF zinc and leather. Try them.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

The delivery of the mail in the United
States senate costs about S12, 600 q year.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
Sandwich Island Houses.

The houses of Honolulu are always
open, day and night, as the tempera-
ture is so warm that one has to sleep
out of doors, as 1t were, to get enough
fresh air. They are built mostly Of
wood, though many of the oldest and
more substantial houses are built of
coral stone, few Of lava stone, and
many may yet be seen within the limits
Of Honolulu made Of grass aud occupied
by the natives.
These native huts or houses are built
by making q framework of bamboo
poles, covered with layers of the ba-
mana tree, the trunk OF which can be
removed In layers. This, again, Is COW
cred with grass and trimmed on the
corners and top by weaving the grass
into different patterns. One opening
or door usually admits enough light
and air for the average native. though
some huts are divided oft into several
rooms, with two and sometimes throe
doors. A mat hung down ON the inside,
covering the opening. IL tho common
door, Mats made Of broad grass inter-
woven or braided, and sometimes flags,
form the carpets, and a pile of from
two to ton, and sometimes even more,
makes the bed on which tho natives
and invited & ucsts sleep,
Furniture thore Is memo, the natives
alwaya sitting on the ground with their
legs crossed beneath them. Their
Kitchen Is outside and Is comp osed Of a
heap of stones and ordinarily an iron
poe--Cor. Boston Transcripts
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
A Ba d Speaker.

Archbishops are not made for their
eloquence, but on account of their
Judgment and executive ability. One
of the archbishops of Canterbury,
Howley, who died in 1848, was distin-
guished as q bad speaker.
The following anecdotes illustrate
what he could do in the way of spelling
speech. With q most delicate and
almost fastidious taste as to style, he
was always making corrections in his
speaking as some writers do on their
manuscript, fatal fault in a speaker.
Thus presiding at an anniversary of
the Clergy Orphan Girls school at st.
Johns Wood, he delivered himself
thus:
mo one can see-(correets hinself)
can look upon-these respectable
looking girls (corrccts himself )-these
nice-looking (corrects himself y
these good irls-(corrects himseT)-
these female girls
Here there was suppressed litter,
under cover of which the speaker hur-
ried on to the conclusion of his SEN
tence, not recorded.
He used to rub his hands anxiously
together while speaking, as IL he were
washing them. I have seen him twice,
and once saw bishop initiate him to
tho life.
There is a story that he used to be.
wall his own nervousness rs n speaker,
and that one Of his chaplains recon-
mcnded him to shut himself up in che
Addington dining.room, and address
the chairs, imagining people In them.
'How did your grace get onp" he
was asked after the first experiment.
"Well, you see, think got on very
nicely at first, but all at once caught
sight of that high-backed chair there in
the corner, and he looked so formida.
BILE that he put me out, and then broke
down. " Youth's Conpanton.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
Going Too Far.

California Ostrich Farmer-My
dear, did you feed the birds regularly
while l was away2
Mrs. Ostrich Farmer-Yes, rs reg
ularly as l could. / never saw such
appetites. The provisions ran short,
and / had to feed them on whatever
/ could find around the house. i
gave them two kegs of nails.
THAT'S right"
"And all the gate hinges and three
pieces of old stove pipe"
"Yes {? Glad you were so thought
full"
"Ohl Yes, l forgot. They didn't
seem to be satisfied even then, so
gave them piece of mincs-pie."
Great Galen, woman did you
want to kill them ?"-Philadelphia
Call.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
MORTGAGE SALE.


Default having been made in the conditions Of
a certain mortgage made and executed on the 18th
day Of December, A. ID. 1879, by William l.. Me-
Donald and Mary Mcdonald, his wife. of the town.
ship of Alpena, county of Alpena, and State of
Michigan, to Edgar III. Watrous, of the city Of Al
pena, county and State aforesaid, and recorded in
the Office Of the Register of Deeds for Apena county
Michigan, on the 18th day of December, A. d. 1870
at IL O'clock A. NJ, in liber of mortgages, on page
SAL and by which said default the power of sale in
said mortgage contained has become operative and
IL being claimed that there is now due and unpaid
ut the date hereof on said mortgage the of ono
hundred and fifty one Q5ll dollars, and ninety 1901
cents for principal and interest, together with an
attorney fee of fifty 1907 dollars provided for in said
in equity, having been instituted TO recover the
amount secured by said mortgage any part
thereof, now therefore,
Notice is hereby given that on the End day of
May A. ID. 1885, at ten o'clock in the forenoon
OF said day, at the front door of the Court House.
on Chisholm street, in the city of Alpena county Of
Alpena, and State Of Michigan that being the place
which said mortgaged premises are situated,
will sell ct public auction, to the highest bidder.
the premises described in said mortgage, or so much
thereof be necessary TO satisfy the said debt
and interest thereon and said attorney fee, and all
costs and charges allowed by law. Said mortgaged
premises are situated in the township of Alpena,
county of Alpena, and State of Michigan, and are
described follows: The south half of the south
east quarter of section twentysix t26 in township
thirty-two 1927, north Of range eight 49, east, State
OF Michigan.
Dated, Alpena, January 9th, A. ID. 1885.
EDGAR ii. WATRoUs,
Mortgage,
GEO. ii. SLEAToR,
Attorney for Mortgage. 50iwf3
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
The CHICAGO
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AND THE
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
Why a Sugar Firm Failed.

"Another big failure" said Smith
as he opened his morning paper.
"a big failure ?" queried his spouse.
eyes. A firm in Holland, who
were engaged in the whosesale sugar
trade, have failed for 81 900, 900"
as it possiblep exclaimed Mrs
Smith. 1.-THE recent reduction in tn,
price of sugar caused their failure
didn't it ?"
81 don't know" said Smith. 81
guess the reason of their failure wa'
because the weather was too cold fol
anybody to dig sand. "-Newman In
dependent.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
WP.AT OLD SUBSCRIBERS SAY
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11
ALPENA WEEKLY ARGUS.
MISCELLANEOUS.
THE SWEETEST TIL No IN PRINT.

" Tho song you quote In fine," said Hobo
To his poet friend Ted Gray,
As meath tho spreading trees they walked
One rosy summer day.
" But OIL this morn-the suns nrst rays
Had just begun to CLINT
saw the very sweetest thing
Ievor saw In print"
" Was Il I'm verso or proseY asked Ted;
Have you brought II with your
wish could have, but that same
had no right TO do.
Twas poetry so lovely that
'Twould melt a heart of flint"
Hobo sighed; "By far tho sweetest thing
lever saw I'm print"
" Pray give me some Idea OF IT,"
His chum begged. "Well. I'll try;
Its hair was golden. and It's eyes
As blue as yondor sky.
IL wore a gown of calico
With dots OF creamy tint
And never was swcetor thing,
III wager, seen In print"
-Hdrper's Bdxdr.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11

Bad drainage causes sickness, bad
blood and improper action of the
liver and kidneys is bad drainage to
the human system, which Burdock
Blood Bitters remedy.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1885-03-11

The poor Indian must have firc-wa-
ter. Skumka, Chief of the Umatilla
tribe in Oregon, not feeling well in
wardly, and being forbidden by stern
mandate of Uncle Sam TO Indulge in
whisky, flew to Jamaica ginger for re-
lief, He drank twenty-six bottles Of
the stuff and died In great torment.
His sorrowing subjects smothered his
favorite race horse in order that IL
might accompany him to the happy
hunting grounds, and for several days
past, in their encampmcnt across the
river from Umatilla, they have been
bewaillng the loss of the Chief with
bowls and lamentations of the most
ear-stunning and art-breaking char
acter. Chicago Herald.