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Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1885-03-07
BILLS ALLOWED
by THE
Board Of County Commissioners.
LYON COUNTY. Nevada,
For the January Term OF Ass.

The foil lowing bilis were examined and 81.
lowed by the Board of County Commission
era at their reGulsy quarterly meeting. held
F brusry 2nd. 1885,
81 Mays Hospital, care Of INDECENT
sex for January. ........ 155 90
Ripley. supplies furnished indigeDts
IN Jsnusry ...........-...-..... ~ %
Hawkins, repairing Courtroom. 10 ~
Adam Bey W. furnished indigents
IN Janusry. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. IL w
J II HeIworrh. work ON county roads
III January ....,............ ........ " 80
august Depsoli. work on county roads
III January .................. IL W
J NJ MiilsAp, work on county roads in
January NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 10 90
q Kaufman. supplies furnished iLdi-
gent in January... ................ Is 90
u Ii Hill NJ a. Market, inca furnish
ed lndipents in January...... 49,. IL -
& I'D Il Ii Meat M-rket. meats furnish
ed indIgen's IN January ais
l. Campbell, meats furnished ipdi-
GET Is in bee and JAM. ...... a IS
CT wsder, meats furnished indil ents
in January OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. II
D kAudaIl, Understanding. ..... IS
tYoS C.UKTr TINES. publ shipg list
Of bills allowed at last meeting,
Audiior'r q artery rep ri, and bull
lion tax notice. ..............-...... o. 90
MS J. S. Dallas. board of prisoner IN
January ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ...... 2U
Ge' rye P tarnes cutti wooh for the
Q ut huuse...... ........,........ II 20
Wells, Fargo a. Co "pany, express on
money 10 Hawthorne. ............ SIS
Isaac COhn, WOOD lraish, d indigepts
IN January. ....,................-- " %
). A. B iuham. stationery furnished
county uficilS............. ....... % rs
NJ rkwell, care of INDECENT tor
January OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. ~ "
Fred uest c. nstSbls OF silver City.
fees in JELuary .......,........ 1T 80
d Sims. supplies furnished inii-
glts for Jahu,ry. ......,,........ d 20
W. Il avis, County Re, order. salary
tor January. ........., ....... 100 %
" II. Dsv.s, tecor ei's fees for the
month of nusry. ............ II %
q. ?. Randall, rh,rln's fees for mon h
of Jsruary........ .. ............ lit 50
Geo. Keith / ist let Attorney, sala-
ry for 'nuSry ................ l2S 90
ii. j. earning County Assess OF, salary
Tor month OF January ..... ......... loo %
A Li,tell. u ~ Commissioner, per
EN- nj milea, for January SO %
Nm Kesn, County Comm ssioutr. Ter
lem d mileage for J-nuory =. =. 50 20
7 ~ ID 81
silver Cry. fees for January. ... TOO
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1885-03-07
$500 REWARD.

THE UNDERSIGNED OFFER
reward OF Eve hundred dollars t$SooD
the illegal p ssessitn of my cattle beiong.
ing to them. thu same not being vented with
aV. Cattle are branded j. e., 1Ol, 80.
and n, or horse shoe brand.
VAIL BROTHERS,
Churchill, New.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1885-03-07
NEW THIS WEEK.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate OF Samuel 3. auckland,
Deceased.

NToTIoE Is HEREBY GIVEN BY THE
IN IN icrsi, ned. Admi' i,.rat"r 81 the estate
above named, TO he the creditors OF and all
persons having cams against said deceased
exhlbii the same with the necessary vouch.
ers wi ht ten months fr M ms first publfca-
ton of this notice, to the Undersigned. at his
residence in Dayton, Lyon 'rn'y. Nevada.
GEJRGn H BCCK.AND,
mr74t Administrator.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1885-03-07

THATHACKI q o GIL c'n h. so quick!
cured b, shi he Cure We guarantee It.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10

Bills of Exchange bought and sold op
san Francisco, New York, and all toe
principal cities OF the United States al"
Europe.
Issue certificates of deposit and re-
ceive deposits on open account.
Mining stocks bought and 50 j.
Bullion bought on the most favora bic
terms. Coin returns made on all bull
lion deposits in "A hours
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
MEDICAL.
SNMAsNs%Assl


cal Debility, Seminal Weak S,
Sprematorrhe, fsrOstatOrrhse. Emissions,
Impotency, Exhausted Vitality, Premature De-
cline. and LOSS OF MANHOOD, in
all its com DlicatiOns. and from
whatever cause produced. 1t en-
riches and puries the Blood, Strengthens the
Nerves, Brain, Muscles, Digestion, Reproduc-
tive Organs, and Physical and Mental Faculties.
1t stops all unnatural and facilitating drain
upon the system, preventing involuntary losses,
facilitating dreams, seminal losses with the
urine, etc, so destructive to mind and body.
1t is a sure eiminator of all KIDNEY AND
BLADDER COMPLAINTS. 1t contains no
injurious ingredients. To those suffer.
ing from the evil effects of youth
full indiscre ton Or excess, u speedy
thorough and pernaRe CURE
Is GUARANTEED. Price, $3.50 pei
bottle, or five bottles in case, with full direc-
tons and advice, $40 Sent secure from OBJ
servation to any address upon the receipt of
price, or @. @. d. To be had only OF
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10

years, such as Loss of Memory, Laasitude,
Nocturnal Emissions, Aversiors o Society,
Dimness of Vision, Noises in the Head; the vita,
iuid passing mobserved in the urne and many
other diseases that lead to Insanity and Death.
DR.. MINT T., who is a regular physician
graduate Of the University Of Pennsylvania
win agree to forfeit FIVE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for case of this kind tire VIAL RES
rDRATIVE under his special advice and treat
nentl wi not .ure, or for snything impure or
lniuriou found in it. DR.. III NTiE treats all
private iseases successfully without mercury.
Consultation free. Thorough examination and
,dvice, including analysis Of urine. s.. Price of
VITAL RESTORATIVE, 81 SO q bottle, or four
times the quantity, s.; sent to any address
upon ceceipt of price, g. o. D., secure from
observ alton and in private name if desired, by
Z. A. MINTIE, NJ D.,
II Kearney St, San Francisco, Cal.
SAMPLE BOTTLE FREE will be sent to any
one applying by letter, stating symptoms, sex
and age. Strict secrecy in regard to all bust
ness transactions.
CR. MINTIES KIDNEY REMEDY-NEP-
HRETICUE-c cures all kinds OF kidney and
bladder complaints, gonorrhoea, gleet, leucor-
rhoea. For sale by all druggists; 81 a bottle;
siX hott es for 50.
DR. MINTIES DANDELION PILLS are the
best and cheapest DvSsansia and Bilious cure
in the market. For saic by all druggists.
ianl9t
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
{ 4sS0ss .sTGR WORKS,

ggvHr RESERVOIRS of THIS
Company are supplied with water
from Never Failing Springs, which flow
rom the Sierra Nevada. By analysis
from all impurities. The mains of this
com pany having been laid in all the
principal streets of the city, the water
IS rendered available to all within the
civ limits. Families, Hotels, Bars,
Sfasles, etc, supplied on favorable
CARSON WATER COMPANY.
Office next to Wells. Fargo Cos.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
MEDICAL.

Is a never failing
cure for Nervou
Debility, EXhaus-
ted Vitality, Sem
II a | Weakness,
L o S t Manhood,
Impotency, Pros
tatorrhea, Paraly-
sis and all the ter
rlble effects Of
Self Abuse, youth
full follies and eX-
rrE..- il, v.Nr
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10

For sale everywhere Price CUrcuRA
the great skin Cure, SOC. CUTIcURA SOAP
an exquisite Skin Beautifier, 25c. CUTI
CuaA REsohyENr, the new Blood Puri fer
81
Potter. Drag, 4 Chemical Co.
Boston.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
VARICOCELE

or wormy Veins OF the scrotum. Often
the unsupported cause hOSt manHOOO,
Debility, &C.
DR.. IIEBIG's INvIGoRAToR, No. ., is the only
cure for PRosTAToRRHEA. By it MANHOOD is re-
stored and the hand Of Time moved back from
age youth
Price of either InviSoratOr. So {.
Case CT six bottles, SO. Sent to any address,
covered securely from observation.
DIR. Liebis & Co. treat successfully by
Homeopathy every form OF SPECIAL, fkl
VATE or CHRONIC DISEASE without mercury
or naseous drugs. If vitality is drained from
the body numerous diseases follow that battle
ordinary medical treatment. II allowed 10 con-
tinue, the unnatural loss causes Consumption,
Diabetes, Bright's Disease Insanity, etc. Cures
Guaranteed Diseases of the gento-u urinary or
cars, kidneys, liver and bladder specially
treated DISEASES OF WOMEN SPEEDILY CURED.
Qualified and Responsible Dr..
Liebig Co. from EUROPE are organized IN
compliance with California Medical Law Oh
ploma procured by regular college education
ant; are now in their nineteenth year OF special
practice.
Most powerful electric belts free to patients.
To PROVE THE WONDERFUL POWER of the In
vlGokAToR - BOTTLE GIVEN OR SENT FREE
onsutatiOn free and private.
DIR. LIEBIGS WONDERFUL INV1GOR-
ATOR is protected by copyright from Patent
Office of United States Government. Beware
of limitations.
Dr. Leibig's Wonderful Magnetic Healers or
Self Magnetizers, the greatest curative lnyen-
ton of the age. Every man or woman can now
be their owl Me ynetic Hea'er. 1t can be used
without the aid of professional hand rubber,
consequently no big fees to pay. Price So com
plete Sold only at DR.. Leibsg's Dispens AIRY.
Call or ad'rs. AlEBses SPENSAka
400 GeaIy St, San Francisco, Cal
Private Euttan.e 405 Masen Street, four
bio ks up Ceary St fro n keruey, Main En-
{; ance trough D.spen5ary Drug Sore.
July 81 1885
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
On. C. u. SAlFsElD,
21S ksaTEey Street.
SAN FRAN vols c L.
TRIAL BOTTLE FREE.

Sufficient to show its merit, will be sent to
anyone applying by letter, stating his symp-
toms and age. Communications strictly conf
Dental ais
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
CUTICURA ABROAD1

Through me-returned Norwegian
have learned to know your CUTICURA,
which has in a short time cured me ofau
Eczema that my physicians medicines
cou not heal CHR. HELTZEN.
HERGEn, NORWAY. Agent,trtorret'ltny
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
CURED BY. CUTICURA.

NV skin disease, which resisted sew
era popular remedies and other RENE
dies advised by physicians, has been
cured by your CUTICURA REMEDI ES.
They surpassed my most sanguine ex-
pectations and rapidly effected a cure.
&c, ARENTRUE,
NISCEyNES. IND.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
[ iI.tIlC1lTa
The OnIyRemedies For The Skin
And BLOOD Universally
COMMENDED

VIM. L. Totten, 672 North Tenth St.,
Philadelphia, reports that one of his
customers stated to him incidentally
that he was feeling so well and had
gained twerty-seven pounds in the last
wear, all of which he attributed to a
Systematic course of the CUTICURA RE-
SOLVENT, which has proved effectual
when all other remedies failed.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
SOW ITS VALUE

All of YOUR CUTICURA REMEDIES give
very good satisfaction. The CUTICURA
1 especially recommend for the. dis
seases for which it is used. know from
ez experience its value. DIR. HI. j. PRATT.
Monticello, Wis.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10

pg-A General Insurance Agency is
al.e connected with he Eank. Staunch
and reliable Fire, Lire ana Acc1dent
Comnanies represen, ed-po! ;cies issued
on day Of application.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
THE POET POWERS

: feeling of gratitude impels me to
acknowledge the great merits OF your
CurICuRA, and 1 cordially recommend it
to the public as a very valuable remedy.
H. n POWERS. BRIDGEPoRT, Conn
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10
SORES on NECK .

Chas. Brady, Somerville, Mass. who
refers to DIR. j. J. Wood, druggist of that
city. certifieS TO wonderful cure of run
aiflg sores on the neck which had been
treated dy hospital physicians without
cure. and which yielded completely to
the CUTICURA REMEDIYS.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10

This Gre at
Strengi Il e "A.
ing Kennedy
a n q n err ye
TON H. is the
legitimate result
of over twenty
years practice,bya
THO 4 o L G L Y
QUALIFIED GBA
d U A TIE F HYS1-
CLAN of one of
the highest medi-
cal cole s. e 8 o f
Z u r o = e a II d
CURES w 1T II
u n FA LIN G
g E r I A IN 7 Y
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-12-10

s9-An Assay Office is connected with
the Bank uuder the Su erviSlon OF MI.
Chan les A. II Offer, late Assistant Assayer
OF the United state Mint. pom pt ana
reliable RrI;ior and Oore Assays of
Gold, silver, Copper, lin, Iron, Nickel,
Manganese, Cinnabar, &C., &c.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-16
UNITED sTATEs MARINEs.
How Members of the Corps Once Per
formed Service on Austrian Soil.

How Members of the Corps Once Per
formed Service on Austrian Soil.
Correspondence PbjiadeIBhia Times
The post of usefulness and honor re-
Gently occupied by the United states ma
rines on the Isthmus of Panama, dwelt
upon by Admiral JOuett in letter to
Col. Haywood, reminds me how, twenty
six years ago, United States marines, in
their military capacity, had an OppOrtu-
nifty, on the soil OF an ancient monarchy
of Europe, to represent the United States
OF America. The United States frigate
Wabash WAS in the port of Trieste, on the
Adriatic, Austria, towards the end of
June and part of July in 1859. She had
besides 40 officers and a company of
marines, 900 seamen on board. One
hundred of the seamen received, when
their turn came, permission to 20 and
remain on land. Eighty thousand dollars
in gold had been distributed among the
crew as arrears OF wages On the first
100 going on land great many OF
them got drunk and almost wiped out "a
tavern which they trequented. In the
morning at | was, as United States
Consul, called up to attend to their cases
! found about dozen in prison. When
they had sObered up | informed them that
| could obtain their liberty upon the con
dition that they would Immediately re-
turn TO the vessel. About half Of them.
natives OF the United States. insisted upon
standing their contingent sentence and
asked me not 10 interfere in their behalf
| finally discovered the reason OF this
demand. They knew that compliance
with my demand would Oblige the local
authorities TO send the seamen back TO
the Wabash under an Austrian military
escort. distance, including land, ofper-
haps two English miles, The Wabash be-
ing anchored far beyond the bar. | there
fore asked the imperial Maritime Govern
ment for permission 10 land a squad OF
United States marines to conduct on Aus
trian soil American seamen to their YES
sci. The request was promptly granted
Commodore Lavalette, with the title flag
officer, had his broad peuuant hOisted aud
Capt. Barron commanded.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-16
THE GREAT AMERICAN GAME
How the Foreigners Learn HOW 20 Blum
at Poker.

,,..,u.,t. ,,o,,,so,,;,,t C-1setfe.
=, I. ,,.o,5o.,,,l v,bo+ a fascination the
~ 70 "V''''Il - -. nos for the
great American game Vi poNeA No.
foreigner. The chief ana ABOUT he Oh4y
business Of the American secretaries OF
,ho cora;on dinlomatic delegations
10 teach
at " asHluROOH - 49,,
teach them poker anu play WIN
Turks, Franks, Spaniards. Indians Etnl-
opians, Dutch. Italians, Muscoyltes' Mon
goliaus all yield 10 the destinations oi
the American game, and the pokeI-pIa5Is-
ing among the foreign legations Is high
and fast and furious. Ihey are mace "
pay pretty dearly Tor their experience,
and some OF the smart American ulIlcIai9
pluck the gentle foreigners most unnleIcl-
fully. The head Of goyernment DuItau
showed me Big roll o. pllis we o'uel
night, and said: 'lhere sow WIN W.
night from 'oo-and-s0' naming III o'u-
faced Monaghan Minister VINO goes d"""U
the streets IN flowing ropes OF peacocA
blue and roy al purple.
may say mere thaI " - pIot,eI ~ loN ~
talk TO say 81 win" instead OF
won, and when you cease playIhs you
draw OUT Inc terrible lnlnB aoouU
tnis s0ui-destroylhg game lot Tue uHso-
pbstlcated foreigners IS the "Dluh'
Baron de oJFuVe, VINO. IKE an oIuel9'
is a tireless deyotee of the game, went on
Cor some months in happy ignorance OF
the bluh, and supposlng himself TO De
pretty expert poker-player; But one even
ing, in game with a mischlevous young
cabinet officer, be went MS Whole nearI,
soul and pocket on three aces anu was
bluiied by his opponent WIN par Vi
trays. II was new development OF ine
great American game, ana IT'S sublime
possibilities dazed and bewlideieo tDs
Baron, and as he expressed IL IN goou
limited states" language "prOAe MIN ali
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-16
A HURT HERON HELPED.
The Wound of - Big Bird Dressed by
Skillful Surgeon.

The Wound of Big Bird Dressed by a
skillful Surgeon.
The Portsmouth On. h Times tells as
follows the story Of a wounded bird: "A
gentleman Of this city was rowing down
through the narrows in a boat, one even
ing about two weeks ago, when his atten-
ton was attracted to pair Of night
Aprnns which were standing upon q large
rock near the water's edge. The dis
charge of gun by man concealed in
the bushes on the rivers bank was heard.
and the birds took % their wings, uttering
cries OF distress as they few. When nearly
AN eighth of mile of, one Of them was
seen to falter, aud it soon fell into the
river.
"As his boat drew near. the gentleman
perceived that the bird was wounded and
was swimming confidently toward him,
as though claiming protection and help.
He extended one OF his oars and the bird
seized Il with ms sharp claws and suffered
itself to Doe lifted ont of the water. Upon
examination the gentleman found that
the birds right wing WAS broken and that
fractured bones were prOtrudinu. Alinen
handkerchief furnished bandages for the
bleeding wing, and upon arriving at New
Castle the wound was properly dressed by
a surgeon, who admired the forttude Of
bis teathered patient during the painful
operation.
portions OF the bone had TO be- removed,
hut the doctor thought It possible for the
bird % live with careful nursing. our
friend brought the bird Co this city and
under careful treatment il soon regained
It's wonted health aud strength and was
pronounced perfect beauty by many
ladies who called a. ace n. The wound
healed rapidly and the heron WAS al
lowed 81 go In quest of It's mate as soon as
it could ily"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-16

direction a short distance. The next day
your first bee will De back and with him
at least another bee. They will load up
and fiy back to their tree and next day
bring back dozen. In a day or two
more YOU will have the whole swarm.
You advance daily with your box and it
will not be long before YOU Will have To-
Gated the hollow tree filed with snow
white honey. We've often taken out Of
one tree as much as 100 pounds of the
purest honey. 1t can be taken as soon as
the flowers are no longer in bloom. You
cau locate several trees at once per-
haps, but it takes more work than we care
fo Ia -
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-16
"DIoss COTTAGE HERMIT.
How an Old Man has Lived Apart from
tho World for 90 Years.

FROM the teIr loTh HFtt.
IN the village Of Medford, y. j., on the
Amboy division Of the Pennsylvania Rail
road, Elan Alonzo Lea, or cold Lea" as
he was called, was a well-known charac-
ter about 20 years ago. He was then more
than 20 years old. and wandered around
the village tuning pianos and doing other
odd Jobs. Hewas missed from the village
one day, and was never heard from again
until a few days ago, when he was found
in an old shanty about an hours drive
from the village. Here he has lived the
life Of a hermit for sixteen years. sub
sisting on fruits and vegetables which he
raises.
His cottage is in the midst Of a forest
and is almost hidden from view by the
trees. The house is circular and about
Is feet in diameter 1t is hut one story
high and the sides are hidden by moss,
grapevines and other creeping plants.
There are four rooms in the house, one Of
which is used as a living apartment, an
other as a workshop, and the others as
storeroOms. In the living room is set
tee, on which is spread a narrow straw
mattress, and this the hermit Utilities as a
bed.
Mr.. Lea is now 76 years old, and his
clean-shayen face is deeply furrOwed, and
his halr IS iron-gray and not very long.
His clothing is ragged but clean, and his
conversation indicates that he is edu-
Gated. When asked why he had deter
mined to adopt his present mode Of life be
said:
about 20 years ago l had enough
money in the Franklin Saving Fund, in
Philadelphia. to maintain me Cor the rest
OF my life. The institution failed and /
lost every penny. My wife died about the
same time. became Respondent and
tired of the world and resolved to lead a
hermlts life. ! selected this site because
of its messy surroundings. The land upon
which the house stands was then under
water, which 1 drained off. ] planted
fruits and vegetables. and have lived here
ever since. NY daughter, the only one Of
my children now alive, assisted me fire.
quently at first, but she couldn't stand the
loneliness OF the place and | haven't seen
her for several years.
Il call my house Moss Cottage. For
time | could hardly content myself 10 live
here all alone, but gradually this feeling
died away, and now | am comparatively
happy. ! am cabinet maker, and have
all my tools, so that when / am not at
tending to my garden / amuse myself
with my tools. ] have made three vlOlins
since have been here, and one of these
WIS stolen from me by tramps. A night
light nv little brass lamp and read my en-
cyclOp@dia," which the old man then pro-
duced. Then" be added, 81 play my
violin for few hours each night before
going to sleep, and in this manner live
contentedly. My only fear is that, when
the end comes, | will be alone and UNI
cared fOr'
Before the reporter left, the old man ac-
cOmpanied him through his garden, point
ing out the grapeyines, corn, tomatoes and
strawberries with an evident pride.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-06-16
A PARALYzED BARBER.
lie Tries to Cut Farmers Hair and
Finds He Wears WIZ.

~+@-'
There's a new barber in Smithfeld
street shop, says the Pittsburg Dispatch,
who is said to blush every time a customer
comes in with a head of hair OF over a
weeks growth. The cause of his trouble
is tus: A well-knOwn Moon township
farmer came in Saturday, and, mounting
the chair, lay back for shave.
"HaIr's getting rather thin on top ven
tured the barber, as he lathered his VIC
TINS chin.
Yes" responded the gentleman, seri-
cusly.
We've got the dandy tonic here"
yentured the barber when about half
through.
Good, is it?' said the man in the chair,
alIabiy.
'Why, it'll grow hair on an egg" re-
spOnded the barber, as he paused to pat
the top of his customers head. "Now
you're getting quite bald up here, an Pll
bet in a month it'll grow as thick there as
anywhere"
Here followed a pause, during which
the shave was finished, and, as he dried the
farmers face, be inquired
TRY little of the tonic to-day, sir? It's
the daisy rest0rer."
''NO; guess not was the reply.
''Say, your hair is getting pretty long,
amt it? Or was you going to have 1t
cuty'
"Ob, guess it isn't too long"
"Pretty long. Don't nobody wear their
hair that long nowadays"
"Well, / guess I'll let it go this time"
"Ilave shampOOY
'NO.v
"'rry some of this sea-foam2 It's the
boss thing for this Pittsburg Dirt
"NO; and now I'll tell you suthin',
Young man. After this don't bother a
man with wig about cutting his hair
and tOnics and shampoOs. 1t might en-
barrass him, ~ and the gentleman
lifted the coverings to- his Uranium off.
showing n head with less hair on it than
roll Of country butter. IL paralyzed the
barber SO that the bald-headed man had
to put his wig on his knee and comb ii
himaplf