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The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-20
Miscellaneous Matters.

Hundreds of inh .bitants Of the southwestern
countles VI Virginia are emigrating 10 the wes'-
ern states. The country they leave is of blue
grass r ,islrg laud and fertile, but owing to z
want Of railroad communication and the disaster
of la t years droath the movement Is approach
ing al ex dus.
Lenses for the great Lick telescope srs said to
have been at l.st successfully cast and need oni,
polishing to be ready for use. The San Fr 7,
o.scn Cali SAYS: 10 looking through ,hIs tele
COPS il Is reckoued that the moun Will be b ough'
within thirty miles Of the earth, 8 d that ci~
e~overies will be made on that planet 10 solve
problems heretofore held 20 De uusUlEahIe."
After selling aumbarless preparations, W
are convinced that BEses' TEogIcAL On. Is VI
equslsd. For pain, cuts, broiss-, rhenmstI>u.
frost bites, chtblsins, etc., it il warranted.
Bldruess & Huseby, Warner, Humphrey Dros.
RoDdeI.
An agriculturalist at Oakland, Cal, Is making
adstermrn,d Effort to introduce the cUluVauo
OF tea IN tht state. He has over 400 leo
plants il a very thriving condition, and whea
EAEN arrive ~ kLG uErN At@A ANh-e a-S N--A 49,
Japanese | Dor aud pick and cure them. Ht
does rot entertain a d,ubt u success. IL tss
also q number Of csmphor trees that are growing
well.
The horrible suffering OF Gait E in Kansas IL
getting into print. 1t consists of st ,rvstion snd
freezing. The streams have been frozen to tn
bottom. and rattle, in rustl'ug for water, have
fallen CD the ice, a. d, too weak to rise, haT'
frozen by hundreds. Again, in a wind. cattle
bugch in large herds for warmth, tFe weakes
being driven to the center and crushed to death
Heaps Of thsss dssd cat:le ! : the P-al-es,
We do not know Of any mediciRa that has
gained an equal popularity, in such a short time,
for the instant relief Of coughs and soreness it
tie lungs as tBses' HEEEY COUGH SYRUP. II
Is mild and pleasant TO take ard will not iBjare
the most dencate intact. Sample b, tiles free q
Bidtness 4 Huseby's, Warner, and HumphIe!
Bros Ror dell.
According to DR.. Hyades. who has lately IT,
turned from Terra del F,ego, whittier he Wa,
despatched ON a mission bv the Fren'h govern
ment, the Fuegins are The lowest human being
in the scale of existence. Their laI guege coll
ssins no word for any number above 3; hey ar
Unable to distinguish one color from an ther
they have 40 rel giun aud no funeral ri es, ~ d
they pnssess neither chiefs NOR slaves. Th-i
only weapons are bonepnnted spears, aud, At
they grow neither fruits nor vegetables aud thei
country is naturally bsrreI, they are obliged It
liza apf1ralu nm ur1u.ol Tod Ewap fha.a cap-
ages. however, p sssss some social yr.Iss
They are not cannib lis; they i~il-treat peih r
women nor the did. and they are homogeneous.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-20
S25.OOO.

] have that amount virtually on hand, to loaL
to ACTUAL Those who desire Q
LARGEa LOAN than they now have, also thos,
proving up, can be accommodate d For this
class of loans 1 make special rates. On raw
claims, 90 parties provif g up, 1 furnish money
rs cheap as any one. Give me a call.
JOHN AcELEY.
Office west side of Main street, near o.. s. Land
Office, Aberdeen, Oak.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-20
RELI.BLE HOUSES.

Humphrey Bros Ropdell. snd Bidtness &
Huseby, Warner, re Away reliable ard try t.
secure The hest Of every thing for their patrons
They have b9pght d large quantity Of BEG a
qfHERhE GoUGH SYRUP, and are always willing snr
Taads 70 Eeeemlnend IL 10 every 3 - need If !,
preparation for coughs colds, asthn a, bronchiti.
and consumption, IS they know OF no orle'
remedy that rs , aiming such q wide reputation
Semple bottles free.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-20
Final Proof Notices.


Land Othce al aberdeen, Oak, February 70. 1868.
NQtlekis hereby given that the following nameC
settler hEs flied notice ofhis intention to make hna
rfuof AZ support Of his glaim and thar said proof viii
Pc made before the register or receiver of the u. S
E.nd Office az Aberdeen, OAK, on March ii, 1855
viz: HopART HrtToE.
rs No 4s27g, Aberdeen series. for the n c u Of sec a.,
town raj q, range % " Of sth p m. He names the
upon and cultivation OF said land. viz Chris,
Peterson and Christ Olesoh Of Scatterwood, OAK.
and x. y. Laidlaw and ca Hute Of Aberdeen Oak.
E c. MCCOY, kegta.-r.
The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-03-20

An Independent Newspaper Of
Democratic Principles. but not Con-
trolIed by any Set Of Politicians OF
ManipuIatoFs Devoted to Collect
ing and Publishing all The News Of
the Day 10 the most interesting
Shape and with the greatest possi-
bic Promptness, Accuracy and Inn
partially; and to the PROMOTION Of
Democratic Ideas and Policy p the
affairs Of Government, Society and
Industry
, 1885-04-30
Stage cosmetIesr for Professionals.
New York Mail and Exprass.l

I've" A0A 1A1A aAa A@&EA0NHA
"How do your cosmetics differ from those
used by the ladies in society generality
aske tho interviewer OF n lady who deals
exclusively in stage cosmetics.p
~Why. my cosmetics aIe pure and com
posel Of the choicest vegetable oils, They
are entirely FREQ from animal grease or veg
etable poison. Indeed, there is not a lotion
powder or chalk, hat l manufacture, but
what can be eaten with safety. Toxicolo-
gists frequently experiment with themselve
before they sell the poison in order to be
sure Of the results. do the same. 1 eat
my preparations, and if they make ms sick
and ! cannot get relief | have a stomach
pump to come to my assistance. II they do
not affect me in the least, l know they will
not harm the skin, nor prove injurious to
health
How did you happen to the
manufacture of cosmetics for stage pur-
Tosesf'
In a strange way. went to school and
graduated. While at school l studied chem
istry and had a decided love for 1t Cir
cumstanees caused me to become an actress.
After occupying years of my life upon the
stage without being u decided success, ]
busted myself during that period in expert
menting with ace powders and lotions !
quit the stage just about the time it was
going to quit me, and began to prepare for
market harmless vegetable powders. which
soon had a decided sale, but to professional
only. | had seen the evil effects Of certain
mineral preparations, and so | decided t.
make the pure or none at ALL
"Do you nave many customers outside OF
actresses and a~ctors.'
"No, not a great many. People think that
queer kinds of paint are used by actresses,
but they are mistaken. Actresses want
pure cosmetics, and will go their lsngth t.
get them. Wien their faces get old the pub
lie tires of them, 80 they always demand a
pure quality, which I prepare myself"
, 1885-04-30

~ AfEN At'A Rh-iI
Though he doesn't look like it, Garland has
murs fun in him TO the square inch han any
man In congress, perhaps than any man who
ever sat there. 1t is right good, conscious,
approaching. and appreciative fun, too
There isn't u wrinkle, a conceit, an out-of.
place wart. a struggling encounter between
badness and hair, a toddle or n trot, an ago
MIXING pair of tight boots. or an overwhelm-
ing display of shirt cuffs-in short there is
not a Single thing out Of the common, pecu-
liar to any member Of congress, which Mr..
Garland has not observed. SingularlY con-
siderate OF the feelings OF others, he keeps
the fact that he has discovered any gro
tesque originality or personality to himself
but when now and then Vest or Vance, But
Ter or Voorhees, the other fun-loving sena-
tors, call his attention to anything funny it
i always discovered that Garland has al
ready seen it.
Senate Sawyer carrier all his great
wealth on n pair Of legs that curve out
wardly sy timatically, and Garland will sit
and watch the Wisconsin Cresus as he prom.
enades back AMI forth in the rear OF the sen.
ate with all the qualification Of the keenest
appreciation Of the comical As Sawyer
DOESN'T care a rap about his how-legS Gar.
land told him ono day that they gave a
wrong idea Of his value. They are a con.
slant o, senator. whom we all know that
really you can put a big numeral at the
head of a long string Of Os." Aside from
this keensst AMI con-tant appreciation of the
ridiculous, cumicI, and humorous, Mr..
Garland is a full OF pranks as a schoolboy,
and u a fond OK getting "a good one on some
OF his fellow senator's a. u New York city
politician.
, 1885-04-30
FOREIGN NcTEs.

The channel fleet is returning from Ire.
land.
Consols are down to al; Russian Sc
curities Il IS.
Lord Wolseley has left Cairo for Sun-
kim. He is expected to return in n fort
night.
The publication of the revised edition
of the old testament has been postponed
until the 10Th of May next.
In the city and suburban handicap. at
London, Bird of Freedom won by a head.
There was a desperate and exciting finish.
Woodlark was a bad third.
The Conservative leaders in parliament
propose to move for a vote of censure of
the government, owing to their abandon
ment of the Quetta railway in 1881.
Sweden and Norway are urging upon
Denmark the e~xpediency Of uniting with
them in the issue Off proclamation in the
event of war, declaring strict neutrality.
Bertwood Lodge, near Nottingham,
the county seat of the duke of st. Albaus,
was seriously damaged by fire yesterday.
Many valuable pictures, race books and
old china were destroyed.
The cabinet in council yesterday dis
cussed the question of the removal of the
Irish crimes act. The government will
make the matter the first business of par
lament after the redistribution OF seats.
The bill has been disposed of.
, 1885-04-30
JOHN JACOB AsToR.
FinIng Out "A Telegram Blank-The Force
of Hablt-A Fascination.


FmIng Out IA Telegram BIank-The Force
of Habit-A Fascination
New York Letter.l
Tho present John jacob Astor stood beside
me the other day us we wrote messages in a
broadway telegraph office. My curiosity
was not quite impairment enough 10 make
mo overlook his composition and seq
what It was about. but naturally
the manner IL not tho matter was
covertly watched. Although dis
tauced by swer millionaires. hi half OF the
Aston estate Is worth $50, Co., 900 or more, and
the penalty Of 50 much wealth Is submis-
sion u constant scrutiny. However. John
jacob Astor Is 30 retired and quiet In his
habit and 50 lacking In striking personality
that he Gun walk the length OF Broadway
without being recognized by other than &C
quaintances. The curious fact about the
telegram 10 wrote was that hs was as long
at the job as Il nearly illiterate person might
have been, aud that lie spoiled AM de.
stroyel no less than three blanks bafore get
ting one ,atisfactorily filled.
"Mr. tor wasn't bothered as to what he
wished to say in the message, for it was a
trivial matter -ai | the receiver. after this
rich man departed, "but he wns stru ggling
b compress il within the limits OF ten words,
so a at it would 60 ut the single rate OF 10
'FNN lAAN' - N'y 3i6NN ~ IL
morl than That length"
And he is 50 stingy as thatl' Iexelaimed.
"Oh, he isn't stingy at all, - was the reply;
at was mere force OF habit The idea that
telegram must DO SO concise and brief as
not 10 exceed the l5-cent limit is as common
among the wealthy "a well as the necessarily
economical. Some business men use the
wirei freely, and you newspaper men tele-
graph AS copiou3 nowadays as though
your manuscript was going by mail, pro
vided your employers will stand it; but old.
fashioned men. like Mr.. Aston. spend time
and brain tissue in the most excruciatinz Of
forts to conine their messages to u single
rats. In this instance he actually risked o
misunderstanding by the person who will TO
ceive the telegram and labored assiduously
five minute in order to eliminate four
words II he had left them in they would
have cost an additional . cents. or course
he never thought Of tho expense at all, but
WINS the victim OF a habit which you can see
illustrated every hour OF the day in a tele-
graph Off o. There seems to be a weird fas-
cination about it,
, 1885-04-30

1850 AHAAaAHN NhA AAAAN
California redwood was introduced in
England last year, the imports being $1,000
cubic feet, which has all gone into consump-
ton. The last cargo lot in July was sold al
auction, bringing on an average 6e cents per
cubic foot The plank lot is described in
"Farnsworth 81 Jardine's Annual Timber
circular as "bsing in many respects the fin
est and most remarkable cargo Of wood over
landed in this country, consisting OF the
most extraordinary sizes, ranging up TO fifty
two inches in width, every piece being al
most practically perfect and cut on the
quarters, without heart, knots, sap, shakes,
or defects of any description. . > . It is
suitable for furniture, inside house finishing
and the best joiners' work, besides many
other purposes
$50 far two cargoes of this remarkable
wood have been landed in Scotland, whers
It has met with ready sale and has been
highly appreciated by contractors, builders.
cabinet-makers and other consumers. We
are confident this wood only requires 10 DO
better known in this country to insure for it
a constant and increasing sale and a promi-
nent position amongst our wood imports
from America y The price which the red
wood brought in England wa $5l, CO per
200 feet, board measure, and the cargo
WIS carried a distance Of about 10, 900 miles.
, 1885-04-30

Under the authority of the division
commander of April 25, 1885, the conf
handing officer at Fort Niobrara, Neb.
will grant a furlough for one month, with
permission to go beyond the limits of the
division of the Missouri, 10 Corporal
Watson D. Smith, company II, 4th in
fantry.
Under authority of the wal department
of April %, 1885, the commanding Off
Ger at Fort Laramie, Wyo., will grant a
furlough for four months, with permits
sion to go beyond the sea, to Musician
Thomas Boucher, company c, It'll in
fantry.
First Lieut. Guy Howard, 18th infan-
try, aide-de- camp, will, on the Both inst.
muster the general service clerks, messen-
gers, and hospital steward ON duty at
these headquarters forthe month ofApril,
1885.
Private John w. Martyr, general ser
vice detachment Of clerks on duty at
these headquarters, is hereby appointed a
corporal in the detachment, to date April
u, 1885.
First Sergt. +. J.. Mccarthy, company
G, 18th infantry, upon being discharged as
a witness before the general court martial
convened at Fort Omaha, Neb., will re-
turn to his station at Fort Bridger, Wyo.
, 1885-04-30

valley springs DAk.) Enterprise.
We are informed that Mrs. Matte
johnson, who lives lourmiles west oftpwn
wns doing her general Homework when
her little daughter Annie. , years old, got
hold of a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, and instead of taking half tea
spoonful as a general dose, drank the
entire bottle. 1t cured her cough and she
is doing well.
Mr. johnson was fortunate in having
procured Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,
and the above circumstance shows concld-
sively that it Is perfectly harmless even to
small children in doses of sixty times
what should bo given. Repember, it
cured her, and has cured thousands of
others, who gladly testify to its great val
ne. Al druggists.
, 1885-04-30
ON THE BRINK


LAWS Nr1N.i
Tonight there Is mu &c and ~ianKAtsr,
And happy abandon and wine;
Think not Of the sadness hereafter.
For tonight l am yours. nni you minel
Drunk d -ep TO the goddess Of pasi.n
Forget all the hopes that are dead;
Let tho joy Of the present time IA .niou
A garland TO crown your bright head
Let the thorns hide themselves meath the
70 es
That blossom to night on your fnce,
While your head like n lily npoe3
On my brea.t as your form l embrace.
One IN imenti O love, IS this sinningf
Ills the story OF Eden once mors-
You were mine In Times very beginning;
You'll DO mine when lies revel Is DER.
l think Of my wifo and your master
OF our d iuble liver, soulleS and false;
Our hearts t%hrobbins faster AMI ~fastsr,
Keeping tins 10 that nassionnts waltz:
The mu t. has ceased We must soveri
The dancers are coming this way.
Would - God / might hold you forever.
TIL the light OF eternity's dayl
What nectar can rival your kisss,i
Dear ensi & there language to tall
What NY soul. in 1t. IS Of You missesl
With a. yo cen He1ven wers He'll
But why shout our heartsdream OF sorrovl
Toni -ht Danish mcm'ry and pain.
Drink deem OF the pre- ent-to-m morrow
win bring usour bondage again
Tonight there Is music and laughter.
AbatlOn and revel and wine;
We VIII drink to the unknown hereafter.
For tonight | am yours, and you mine.
, 1885-04-30
sURoerre IN KANSAS.
'-aIIssourah"-A Kansas Tree The sturdy
Settler aud III. Only Ox-nix countr,.

-afissourah"-A Kansas Tree The Sturdy
Settler aud Ills Only Ox-Bls County.
lR. J. Burdetie In brooklyn Eag;e.l
Extract. from the captains log book AMI
the diary Of a reformed lecturer: This l.
the Kansas City, Fort Scott & Gulf railroad.
There is only one road out here that can call
tho turn on it for initial& That Is the Kan
sas City, Saint Joseph & Council Bluff
When you SEQ those initials ON a freight car,
you feel as though you were in the presence
of The Chief Tough cuss AMI High mickey
Muck OF the Sword Swallowers OF Jericho
and Daughters OF Jezebel.
We Gro sNha stats line near Arcadia, Mo.
Al think remarked the precise lady with
her own hair and tbs testh Of art. shat We
ars nov Ia 0Missourah. And you would
have been happy for n week TO see how salts.
fled she was with the general average she
made.
Ever the prairies Billowy, unrippled,
sweeping away in graceful undulations.
stretching TO the horizon in sweep as level
a a lake, far reaching. vast. limitless, free
az the winds that sweep over them-no
mountain can be grander than the prairieS
The forests Of kansas do not impress the
beholier as do these magnificent plain'.
Thare is nothing vast. nothing awe inspiring
about a Kansas tres. 1t docs its best. but 1t
runs ~ "a ~ war ~ Ah4 hibho anu -
and cramps and bunions and warts and ex-
crescences and crooks and twists and
lunches that it can't get very high. II
wastes it. energies in crookedness. But
maybe IL catches that from the indian
agents Anyhow, a danger board ought TO
be put up near a Kansas forest, lest some
careless man might step on it in the dark
Comes dow the long sweep Of the prairie
the sturdy settler. There is no snow, but he
drives a sleigh. The sleigh weighs somew hat
les than a ton, and Is drawn by an only
OK. and he an orphan. l judge that he is an
orphan from the tender, reproachful OK
pres lion hat films in his dim and glazing
sye every tins the sturdy settler fetches him
n whack with the piece of a rail he uses for
a "gnd.' II the rail doesn't break, and the
OK Doesn't die. the sturdy settler will get
there In fact, l think he is nearly there
now.
This Is a great big country. 1t makes you
tired to try 10 500 tho nearest edge of it,
Tho longer you look the further away it
seems. and the further into this country you
go the wider it grows. Bless your SOUL
there's room out here for the man who wants
the earth, lie could come out here and have
it, and then there would be plenty left for
the rest OF US
, 1885-04-30
War in Afghan Istan.

~" y" IT" D""1'N'"I
The difficulty of carrying on a war in Ar
ghanistan may be realized from the fact OF
It's having taken 1900 British troops, with
10000 camp followers nearly seven months
to subdue the Afghans, and penetrate TO the
sacred City Of Cabol. England could con
quer, but not keep Afghanistan, and when
decimated by continual Afghan insurrec-
tons, the British attempted to retreat to
Jellalabad in 1872, their entire army, 1900
men with 1000 camp followers, persisted
In the rocky defles under the fire of the hill
tribes, in spite Of an agreement previously
entered into with the Afghan chiefs. Only
ono man lived 10 tell the story OF disaster,
Nh army surgeon by tho name OF Brydon,
who brought the dreadful news to Jellala-
had
, 1885-04-30
Territory of Wyoming, GO
County of Laramie,

Territory of Wyoming, o.,
County Of Laramie,
In the district court of the First Jul
dicial District, in chancery.
John Wolf. Complainant,
Christine Wolf, Respondent.
To Christine Wolf, the above named
respondent, wl.o u a non resident Of the
territory of Wyoming.
You are hereby notified that John
Wolf, the above named complainant, has
filed his bill of complaint against you in
our district court for the First Judicial
district Of the territory of Wyo-
ming. within and for the county
of Laramie, ins chancery sitting,
alleging that you have offered such indig-
mites 10 him as to render his condition in
tolerable, and that you have wilfully
abandoned him without good cause for
more than one year, and praying for a di-
vorce from the bonds Of m%atrimony now
existing between yourself and complain
ant. We now command you. in the
name Of the territory of Wyoming that
on or before the 18th day Of May, A. d,
1855, laying all matters and
excuses aside. you DO cause an
appearance To be entered for you
in our court Of chanccry to said bill; and
that on or before said day you do answer
concerning such matters as are therein al
legged against you; and il you fail to APP
pear and answer within the time herein
before required. to-wit, on or before the
the 18th day Of May. A. ID. 1885, Your
default will be entered and the said bill
will be taken rs confessed and true, and a
dccree rendered accordingly.
Witness my hand and the seal of said
court hereto attached this LIST day ofApril.
A. ID. 1888. john X. JEFFREY,
Register in Chancery.
BY T. J. FISHER, Deputy.
, 1885-04-30

Mr.. i. Springer. of Merchandising,
Pa, writes: Il was afflicted with lung
fever and abscess on lungs, and reduced 10
u walking skeleton. Got a free trial bot.
tie Of DR.. Kings New Discovery for CON
sumption, which did me so much good
that | bought a dollar bottle. Affer using
three bottles, found myself once more .
man. completely restored TO health, with
a hearty appetite. nnd a gain in flesh OF
As lbs. Call at Gray & Pearse's drug
store and get a free trial bottle of this GER
tain cure for all lung diseases. Large
bottles 81. 90.
, 1885-04-30

Manufactured only by the California
N Ns,n Syrup u CO 9,,S San 1.l rraueis09 Tt Cal 5l.i Is
sent liquid fruit remedy may be had Of
Hunt & Whipple druggists Sample bot
ties free and large bottles at fifty cents or
one dollar. 1t is the most pleasant,
prompt and effective remedy known, 10
cleanse the system, to act on the Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels entlyyetthoroughly
TO dispel Headaches, Colds and Fevers; to
cure Constipation, Indigestion and kind.
red lis.
, 1885-04-30

NWIHHV TIVIHIW1T
Tho smallest magazine ever published is
said TO he Tue Musical Monthly Of London
Its size is sAx2As inches It has been ro-
duced to these dim snsioni by phototype, and
the contents include several musical pages
Tbs reprqSuetion is exquiiitely dom. but
the most tiny OF the type, infinitely smaller
than any ever cast, can only ba road by the
aid u n magnifying glast
, 1885-04-30
Ils Demcacy Of FIavor

And The efficacy of lis action
have rendered the famous fruit remedy
Syrup Of Figs immensely popular. Il
cleanses and tones up the clogged and 10
versh system, and dispels headaches, oolda
and fevers. Sample bottles free and large
bottles for sale by W. N. Hunt.
, 1885-04-30
SPARKS FROM THE WIRES.

Governor Carpenter, ofMontana, issued
a proclamation to day against cattle com
ing into the territory.
Ex-tiovernor McIAne, of Maryland,
the newly appointed minister 10 France.
left New York Yesterday morning for
Hayre.
Porter Ashes stable was shipped Mon
day night from Sacramento for the east
em races. 1t includes Alta, King of Nor
folk and Ingleside.
The ninth game in the billiard tourna-
ment took place at Irving hall. New York,
asst night, between Sexton aud DAILY, and
was won by the former after a contest of
sixty-fiye innings. The match was closely
contested throughout. The score stood
500 to 43O.
, 1885-04-30
They Hecame Mellow


TVrNEH7VHEN WI WNIT
doctor who went int a ruful district on
a sick call gave this version u 1t. AT the
hotel room met a half "A doz,n OF the
toughest, most uncouth fellow ! evor saw.
They caught me in their arms, Laulei M to
the bar, and couipelle me to drink After
I hal taken half a dozen drink 1 found
them the most gentlemanly. Jolly lot OF dog,
ever met"