Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-06-20

Said young doctor to lady patient You
" All right" said she; +" ri jump at the first
offer" They were married about six months
alterward. went to housekeeping, and pur-
chased of Messrs II L. McIntire & Bro,
corner Of Fort and King streets supply Of
their fine groceries and provisions especially
one Of those Westphalia hams imported direct
from Germany by steamer and rail, not forget
ting an assortment of their fresh canned goods
and fresh roasted and ground coffees, as well
as teas and the thousand and one other articles
in their line.
new device for trapping fish is small
circular mirror, from the sides Of which pro-
trude wire moose. The fish, seeing its reflec-
ton, thinks it is another fish and moves up to
it, when its nose strikes the glass and the shock
springs the moose. The mirror is attached to
linef the same as hook. The inventor is
toners is by underselling your competitors.
The latter is the method adopted by the
"Union Feed Company" corner Queen and
Edinburgh streets, whose large and well Sc
lected stock Of hay and grain, bran, boiled
linseed meal and oil cake meal attracts close
buyers. They, also, keep on hand, cut hay in
grain sacks, and fine rice straw for bedding
put up in convenient size bales. A few Of
those celebrated Liverpool salt sacks for horse
rubbers at 50 cts. each.
| When the modest young man is unexpect-
eddy caugh, in parlor full Of women, several
Of whom have rogush eyes, and he begins to
Try to think whether his hair is parted straight
or not, the bushes start from his forehead and
creep over the top Of his head and down his
back, until he feels like kindergarten with
a tin ear The painful sensations are intensi
fled when he discovers that all the women
wears is sho,ldy, and III fitting, having been
bought a, a ready-madc clothing store. To
guard agains, being placed in such an embar.
RAISING position 60 to Mr.. l.. d. Kerr, Mex.
chant Tailor, No. ~ Merchant street, and order
one Of those elegant suits of clothing which
Kerr" makes at such reasonable prices and
which gives satisfaction to every purchaser.
Give him trial and You viii be well suited.
No man can 80 down into the dungeon Of
his experience, and hold the torch Of truth to
all the dark chambers and hidden cavities, and
not come up with shudder and chill as he
thinks Of the time when he undertook to talk
politics with the deal old father Of his first
sweetheart, while the girl was present, and Of
the time when he imagined that il was an easy
matter TO declare his love for her aud wins hcn
in return. Tie ough, to have paved the
way by hrst taking her oul to Messrs. King
Bros. new artist store, No. 81 Hote, street,
and presented her with one Of ihoss beautiful
paintings by Jules raveruier, either the
"Kiauea Volcano" scene. done in oil, OF
Diamond Head" in pastel. Or he might have
eraiihed her by having her portal, painted BY
the Michigan Portrait Co Messrs. King
Bros, the sole agents Of this firm on these IS
lands, take orders for portraits. enlarged from
any size Of photograph, done in water.coiors,
pastel. crayon, 90 India.iak, which are re-
turned in two months beautifully executed.
See specimen in window.