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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-06-25
snnsrintendept Of seeds.

WASHINGTON, June 2+.-Dr Brsnhsm,
brotherin-lsw of Secretary Lamar, has been
appointed superintendent Of the seed room,
Agricultural Department.
Resignation Requested.
WASHINGTON, June 24.-Secretary Man.
ming has requested the resignation OF
Horatio C. B1rchard, Of Illinois, as dlrec-
tor of the mint.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-06-25

Kpoeskfs An Gsllsry. Nsv Yesa, -
dsusged BY 6ss Tussday sigh 70 -
mount Of $4,000.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-06-25
Commencement Day.

This morning at $3.50 the old college bell
rang for the last time ill September next
summoning the alumni and students to the
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-06-25
Majority Report.

toI'lt Itnst7We arraign the iqaor traffic IS
,,o::s ,,SiS'td and legaEzed in our midst IS
a. ~ INC ne'ouree Of 80 per cent Of an crius
sec ,sssOnd-We srraign ii rs the greatest
,,"y 10y ot our public schools, causing great
si'.rs iiue'rs OF children to be deprived OF the
q ~ tao,sges and blessings of education, and
n; N osoaght up 10 ignorance and vice.
n.eE We arrAign i ss the greatest
= OF home, church and State.
''"a-We arrsigR il fOg that it i'm
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-06-25

Pedes Just legislation, prevents courts, cor
rupts Juries and suborns witnesses.
EfIh-We arraign il because il puts Al
defiance The existing laws Of the State and
pollutes BY Its malsrioas influence every
avenue OF political life and parslyzes every
arm Of the public service.
Sixth-We Arraign it for Its tyrannicsl
power and bsneful influence in controlling
elections and putting into Office drunken
dsbsSed and incompetent men.
Seyenth-In the name of our suffering
people we arraign the liquor traffic because
1t brings mot, robbery. rape and murder
into our community; brings terror, trouble,
tumult to our doors; brings wreck and
wretehedness and woe into our homes.
Eighth-Therefore in the name of home
and country, in the name of economy and
safety, in the name of right and Justice, in
the name of God and humsnity,we demand
the prohibition and suppression of this curse
and crime of crimes.
Ninth-In making and reitersting this
our ott-repested prayer and demand it is both
wise and timely that we review the recent
past and gather wisdom for the future.
Hitherto it has been our policy and hope by
prayer and importantly to win from the
dominant political parties recognition of
the peoples demand for rehet and con.
cession of our rights as freemen to so
amend and shape our laws as to protect
society and ensure the safety Of our
homes> To this end we have thrice and
again implored the sympathy and aid of the
leading political parties. Our petitions have
been rejected; our prayed denied and our.
selves thrust aside by the powers that be as
busybodies and meddlers in the political sf.
fairs of State. Now, therefore, torasmuch
as the time has fully come when decent self.
respect will not allow Us to submit to such
wrong and injustice, and when public duty
demands thai we shall 60 forward in more
vigorous and aggressive warfare against
this implscable enemy, be it
Resolved, That we accordingly declare
for the immediate, thorough and complete
organization of the Prohibition party of
West Virginia, pledged to stand thgether in
every contest for the legal prohibition and
final suppression of the liquor traffic, and
that such organization be perfected in
every county and district at the earliest
practicable date.
Resolved, That the thanks of this Con.
vention and the gratitude of all friends of
Justice, law and order in the State are due
those members Of the Legislature of the diff
ferent parties who so nebly stood by the
rights Of the people on the question Of the
amendment, while the members and poll
titians who caused the defeat OF the pso-
pies rights deserve the condemnation of all
lovers Of home and country.
Resolved, That our hearts go out in graf,
itude and admiration for the grand work in
temperance reform accomplished and still
being done by that grsndest organization
of the Christian women the world has ever
known, the Women's Christian Temperance
Union.
(Signed I. R. CARsEADoN.
J. w. CARTER.
]. Z. MIDDLETON.
TnsrA II
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1885-08-29
Mrs. Langtry and The Cowboy.


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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1885-08-29

are 80 chilly. And l had 50 much to
do, and he wa5 kind, and his arms
were strong.' faltered poor little janet.
Il lhph' Been complaining - Mr.
Dent, have YOU that you worh - hard:
Whining, good-for-noth,ng creature
wish Id left you in the asylum
never thought of your turning ou-
like thls -Iurlng men into my kitchen
when I'm sick III bed -
stop, Mrs Titus interpoSed Mr..
Dents heavy voice. Better nor 90
too far. Janet has told you all there
is to tell | did think she worked too
| hard | felt kindly toward her. |
hare pair of strong arms which have
helped her little. And they are still
at her service. They shall II hers for
life if she viii Little Janet. viii yor
accept me Tor a husband: Many a
younger man Will not be as teH Hdcr and
true as |, Janet VIII you come, 1t
: tie one
And Janet SHE looked once with
| her wide, innocent eyes into the strong,
gentle face then went straight into
those extended arms, though Mrs, Ii
tus stood by shifting the air in scorn.
well. Ineyer" she exclaimed. TO
/ think of it,
! Janet never was scoIded again.
! Those kind, strong arms have been
about her ever since. To-be sure, she
was not educated for gentleman S
wife but Mr. Dent took her home to
the kindest Of mothers and sisters,
whose influence and tact polished her
unObtrusive manners, and soon made
her the most elegant OF women. The
toil-Worn little hands are white as
snow now; but, hetter than all, her
heart is the happiest that ever beat in
a Wite's breast, -SatuFddy NigId.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1885-08-29
How Ar. Rrechcr iE0p.~ and How
lie breaches.

~
Mr. BeeCier has strongly nlfAej
aprka.enee He Is robust. \ SPLEEN
dill constitution ha- h+en setiulgusiv
guagiel. lis lace = .l.s npper part
is intellectual ana spiritual Ire lower
j. heavy, and II not relieved ~ the
a,.r siti front vuald he gross anl Gn-,
r.eas}a-l -. ~t.en The countcnauce
lights up With TIRE giving fsryor Il
the orator, ii affords Il fe!A 'n which
all the passing emotions are depicted
lie 5s wide student. In, read much.
ana ooser ed nature ard human life
keeulr. rs iovts children and ilp"-
ers. lie is a co-rcie~eur ri art--a
keen critic of men ami, tngunsr Ills
theology IS If n schoo'. ana i to-s"ne
strangely and perplexingly lncono'>-
tent lie is humoriSt 1t times car
ry.n9 the erotesgne beyonl the limits
not merely u pulpit law. but e>en
those of general good taste lie eFl-
IDENTITY represses much that buhU..7 up
TO his lips 10 say. What he SAYS
might sometimes ie hetter kept within
the white bounds of the teeth" He
deals with Scripture in very free ana
unconventional manner. He IS rich
in Illustration drawn from nature his
tory, art, and human ] G. His dra-
matte powers are great. Ills preach
ing is partly delivered from notes, but
amongst thess he interpersel freely
spoken passages. some of which at
times are Of the highest order OF lnclS-
i've address. eloquent, rich III sugges~
! ton, full Of the largest sympathy. the
noblest sentiment Of devout aspiration
/ and human enthusiasm.
It would be impossible to character
isc Mr.. Beecher's preaching. it i, SO
varied. so multiform, we might more
easily say what he IS not than what he
Is He furnishes illustrations of all
Stvles. and he continues. even now
that he has passed the SEVENTEEN year
Of lis life, fresh, vigorous. young rs
ever. The distinguishing qualities of
his style are radiance and joyononeas.
His sermons are like floods Of sunshine,
in which there is the perpetual stir
and stress Of life. There is no preach
CT in our perhaps there has been
never a preacher er-who has pressed IN
to the service of the pulpit SO wide a
range of treatment, sympathy and
method 1t would not be excessive if
we should entItle him the SidEe>p%ar,
Of the pulpit, 50 rich, 50 varied, 50
manifold has been the spirit and man
ner Of his work
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1885-08-29

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'k'n'oo' "ad 'ooEea ABOUT tue gfe"'
l"'oh tI'eh"n: Nhe was lic" J l"ei-
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''"''y h'f pretty curry he"'' Nhe
vas Mrs. Iitn8 Mason 3 hoNnd-glrL ~
i."'nd - ""Th Tor 'h"t la'E "''ll She
was one-ahd-t"cnty' NUch were the
terms o' 'he contract "tIeh Janet hao
''eh taken from 'he orphan asylum "
my creature 81 l''l' lihe year" Oelore;
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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1885-08-29

fr /ol.er, a correspondent # the
hosHi> II /e5+uJy. writes As follows
Of the famous women warriors
Of Africa The. amazons of
Aholne. Of Wnom there are at
the most some 5000, are nou.inals
the wives Of the king, and as such
form 3oly-guard which is said to be
superior to the male soldiers in cour-
age, discipline, and loyalty But al
though these ama1ons accompany the
king on all his wars, | thinF they are
more for show than Tor service.
Among all the sayages and semi-say-
age tribes. singing and dancing are con
sIdered as essential a> drilling AMI
drumming among ourselves It "
natural that the amazons, having
from their earliest childhood been edu-
Gated as warriors, dancers and singers.
should be as superior to male soldiers
lnthese accomplishments as our guards
are TO tle reserves The amazons Of
the "chacha," all Of whom have served
in the army Of Abome,. are women be-
tween the ages Of Is and -, and as
the ''chacha" does not go>to war they
are naturally only kept for show.
They have no separate barracks, but
live like the thirty male soldiers, in
d tferent quarters Of the town whence
they are called toyether\Wheneyer they
are wanted. At their first entrance.
when marching Up in Il long process
sion they sdluted their lord and mas
ter, | was a.,tonished at the military
exactitnde Of their movements. I'M
agine sixty Young women, strong and
slender, who, without losing anything
of their Womanilness. present decid-
cdlv Warllke appearances. Among
Europeans this combination of the
woman and the warrior could not be
imagined; here it is explained by the
peculiar formation Of the negro skele
eton. The skeletons of negro women
Tin striking contrast to those of the
mulattoes) are strikingly like the
skeletons of male negroes Their
picturesque uniform might furnish
our masters Of the ballet with fresh
ideas. The fresh young faces look
rO9uishly from under the white, brim-
less yohcy-cap, Ornamented with black
pictures OF animals. such as lizards,
birds and others The feet are bare;
short knickerbockers of green, red or
yellow material come down nearly to
the knees. and a bright-colored tunic
Of striped silk or velvet. which leaves
only the neck and the arms free, covers
the upper part of the body, which is
supported by cor5ets of native manu-
facture. \ broad belt Of many colors
helghtens the slim appearance Of the
female warrior At the left side Of
the belt short sword is fastened, and
smal! cartridge pocket in front. \
scarf of white or light green silk L
worn like q Scotch plaid. The arma
ment consists of swords, battle axes
and guns. which latter are put aside
during the dance Quite apart from
the effect of combined dancing ane
Isinging. the performances, which went
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Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-07-11
Test REORGANIZATION.

The following rather curious piece of
composition was recently placed upon
the blackboard ut teachers institute.
and a prize of Webster's dictionary
offered to any person who could read it
and pronounce every word correctly.
The book was not carried off, however,
as twelve was the lowest number of
mistakes in pronunciation made:
"a sacrilegious son of Belial, who suf.
fered from bronchitis, having exhaust
ed his finances, in order to make good
the deficit, resolved to ally himself to
comely, lenient and docile young
lady Of the Malay or Caucasian race
He accordingly purchased Il calliope,
and coral necklace of chameleon
hue, and securing a suite of rooms at a
principal hotel, he engaged the head
waiter as his coadjutor He then dis
patched letter of the most exceptional
bic caligraphy eXtant, inviting the
young lady to matinee. She revolted
at the idea, refused to consider herself
sacrifcable to his desires, and sent Il
polite note Of refusal, on receiving which
he procured a caroline and IL bowie>
knife, said that he would not forge let,
tiers hymeneal with the queen, went tC
an isolated spot, severed his jugulal
vein, and discharged the contents Of
his carbne into his body. The debri,
was removed by the coroner"
The mistakes in pronunciation were
made on the following words: Sacrile
gious, Belial, bronchitis, exhausted
finances, deficit, comedy, lenient, docile
Malay, calliope, chameleon, coadjutor
caligraphy, matinee, sacrifcable, car
bine, hymeneal, isolated, suite, jugulal
and debris.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-07-11

potent in its effect on the fellow who
beholds it. But there are things
which are dangerous for a girl to do at
home in the presence of her admirer.
Going up stairs is one Of them. 1t is
easy enough to descend with sprightly
grace, but defy any living being in
skirts to ascend withouta Wkwardness.
In the current play at Days Theater
two of the acts have for a scene an in
terror in which a broad staircase leads
directly back from the rear. The
characters go up and down uncounted
times. The women are personating
fine ladies and wear the most fashion
able of dresses. On the stage level
they are objects of estimable regard !;
but the instant they begin to mount
those dreadful stairs they become
camels, elephant, anything that walks
grotesquely with the hind legs. They
wabble from side to side, they strain
every gusset and seam in their clothes,
they threaten to burst their corset
strings, their joints seem to refuse all
customary action, and the outlines
presented by their backs bear no SEM
blance to their normal shapeliness. 1t
is clear to my mind that nature never
intended that woman should 90 up
stairs, for | don't believe an angel, if
feminine, could mount the golden
stair other than absurdly.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-07-11
Bill Nye on Life Insurance.

l look upon Reinsurance as a great
comfort, not only to the beneficiary,
but to the insured, who very rarely
lives to realize anything pecuniarily
from his venture. Twice have al
most raised my wife to affiuence and
cast a gloom over the community in
which l lived, but something hap
pened to the physician for a few days
so that he could not attend to me, and
l recovered. For nearly two years /
was under the doctors care. He had
his finger on my pulse or in my
pocket that time. He was a young
western physician, who attended me
Tuesdays and Fridays. The rest Of
the week he devoted his medical
skill to horses that were mentally
and physically broken down. He
said he attended me largely for my
society. l felt flattered to know that
he enjoyed my society after having
been thrown among horses all the
week that had had much greater adj
vantages than |.
My wife at first objected seriously
to an insurance on my life, and said
she would never, never touch a dol
lar of that money if | were to die,
but after l had been sick nearly two
years, and my disposition had suffer
cd a good deal, she said that | need
not delay the obsequies ON that ac-
count. But the life insurance slipped
through my fingers somehow, and |
recovered.
have built up two life insurance
companies and placed them ON their
feet since that. | hope they will not
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-07-11

forget it when / come to call on them
for favor. One Of them is an cold
liner" and the other is an assessment
company. l took apolicy in the as
sessment company because l had
been in politics some, and when |
went out | missed my assessment
sadly, l had become a slave to the
assessment habit, and 50 had to do
something in order to supply itsplace.
l now feel first-rate. When l get my
assessment notice | imagine 1 am an
office-holder and that it is a bittet-
douX from the central committee, so
it is like old times almost.
Life insurance is good thing. |
would not be without it, My health
is greatly improved since | got my
new policy. Formerly l used to have
a seal-brown taste in my mouth when
| arose in the morning, but that has
disappeared entirely. | am more
hopeful and happy, and my hair is
getting thicker on top. / would not
try to keep house without life insur-
ance. Last September was caught
in one Of the most destructive cy-
clones that ever visited Republican
form Of government. A great deal
of property was destroyed and many
lives lost, but ! was spared. People
who had no insurance were moved
down on every hand, but aside from
a broken leg Twas entirely unframed.
Since insuring my life I sleep bet
ter at nights, and my neighbors are
getting more reckless about leaving
their watermelons and clothes-lines
out over night. If | had voice that
could be heard on the other side of
the SOudan it would still be for good,
solid life insurance. In these days of
dynamite and roller-rinks and the
CORY meat-aX Of anew administration
we ought to make some provision for
the future.-HiS testimony to aR IN
SlT,u7ce Company.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-07-11
Governors Of Tennessee.


The following is a correct list of the
Governors Of this State uptO the pres
ent time:
l, John Sewer, from 1899 to 1901.
,. Archibald Roane, from 1901 to
1903.
3. John Sewer, from 1903 to 1909.
4. Willis Blount, from 1909 to 1917.
>. Joseph NTcMinn, from 1917 to
1921.
6. William Carroll, from 1921 to
1927.
7. Samuel Houston, from 1897 to
1929.
s. William Carroll, from 1899 to
1885.
8. Newton Cannon, from 1885 to
1899.
10. James X. Polk, from 1889 to
1871.
II. James c. Jones, from 1871 to
1915.
-. Aaron V. Brown, from lS45 to
1917.
10. Neil S. Brown, from 1917 to
1919.
II. VIM. Trousdale, from 1S49 to
1851.
Is. VIM. Campbell, from 1851 to
1858.
Is. Andrew Johnson, from 1858 to
1857.
II. Isham G. Harris, from 1857 to
1861.
IS. Robert l.. Carothers was elect
ed but never took his seat, owing to
the civil war from 1860 to 1865.
10. w. G. Brownlow, from 1865 to
1869. ID. w. c. Center serving part
of Brownluw's last term, he having
been elected U. S. Senator.
20. D. w. c. Center, from 1869 to
1871.
p. Jno. C. Brown, from 1871 tC
1874.
%. James d. Porter, from 1874 tC
1873.
%. Albert S. Marks, from 1873 tC
1880.
"a. Alvin Hawkins, from 1880 tC
1882.
%. William b. Bate, from 1882 tC
1886.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-07-11
Kitchen Wrinkles.

Minneapolis Housekeeper.
Tomatoes are nice with cream and
sugar.
Sugar loses part Of its strength by
boiling.
Never wash raisins; wipe them off
with dry cloth.
Wet and flour well the inside of
pudding bags.
Wrap fruit jars with paper to keep
out the light.
Sugar should be Drowned in a dry
pan for sauce.
Figs are good boiled five minutes
and served hot.
Boil coffee in a salt-sack; it is nicer
than eggs to settle it.
Keep preserves in dry place; seal
with flour paste.
Put soda in sour fruit for pies and
they will require less sugar.
After pairing fruit drop it in cold
water to prevent it changing color.
a little sulphate of pOtassa added to
preserves prevents fermentation.
When sauce bOils from the side of
the pan the flour or corn starch is
done.
Glaze the bottom crust of fruit pies
with white of egg and they will not
be sOggy.
Always put little soda in milk
that is to be boiled, as an acid is form
ed by boiling.
Do not boil vinegar for pickles.
Boil the vegetables in salt and water,
drain and pour the vinegar ON.
Seal the juice left from canning
fruit i'm small bottles and keep for
making fruit buildings and sauces.
For convenience in cleaning lamp
chimneyS, nothing is nicer than a
small sponge attached to the end of a
stick.
IT,, tl,o C,,>-r,,pr, Corotob Do,l-,
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-07-11
Making Beds and Climbing Stairs.

There is nothing, says New York
correspondent, more cheerful to the
sight Of a tired person than clean,
soft eOuch-pleasant to the eyes as
well as to the touch, and giving prom
Use Of dainty rest. | may add that in
no occupation is woman more at
tractive than when engaged in the
servile work of making up just such
a bed. Don't you remember how the
heroine of "She Stops to Conquer"
bags her game mean wins a hus-
band-by letting him view her at
such homework? My advice to girls,
in cases where a desirable young man
happens to be a guest in the house, is,
not to disdain all connection with
household affairs, with the idea ofim-
pressing him with your toO-gOodness
for that kind of thing, but instead to
find some excuse for becoming cham
bermaidS, 50 that the visitors may see
you transform a tousled bed into a
snowy, slick, and enhancing one. If
the job be done deity it is sure to be