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Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
FOURTH EDITION.
Dots.

Dots.
Samuel J. Truitt sivertisss wheel
wright shops for rent.
Rev. q. A. Hilton will attend the
meeting Of the De.awafs Avenue Zap
tist church this evening.
Price Bulien, of Chrirtiana, has
rented the Hare's Corner hotel for the
coming year.
Eagle Il Bro, OF Hare's Corner, will
seIl their personsl properly on the
inst.
Xxx Sheriff Clark, who has besn con-
fined 10 his house for some time, Is itD-
proving very slowly.
There IVES only one case before the
NJ Municipal Court this morning, and that
was poor miserable drunk.
Ex Governor Ponder, who iies OF
Milton, Sussex County, Is Visiting our
city.
Rev. @. A. Hilton, of Washington, ID.
o., will lecture ON Thursday svenita,
under the auspices Of the W. G. I. U
DIR. Wilson will lecture on " Health
and the condition oi tho skin ia the
" nitariap church this evening.
William Morrow, OF tue firm OF
James Morrow 4 Son, who has been
con fined 20 the house Tor the past three
weeks, is able TO be cut to-day.
A caust.c letter from 4. NJ. Hewlett,
the colored lawyer from Washington,
D. G.. will appear in the REPUBLICAN,
tomorrow.
DR.. Chandler introduced bill In The
State Seuate ON Tuesday reducing the
price allowed for sheep killed by dols
from Is to IS each.
The meetings for the promOtion OF
holiness will be resumed nc No. 617
West Third street 20 morrow afternoon
at 3 o'clock, and Will be held m each
sncceesive Thursday afternoon.
The person " no picked AZ a euffsio
robe with red lining IA lew evenings ago,
should return Nj same - A j. Hart,
finh and Poplar strcets, II be wishes
TO preserve his reputation Tor honesty.
John T. Ahreps and Annies G. Graft
were married by Father Fallen at St.
Patrick's Catholic church ON Tuesday
afternoon A reception was given al
the groom q residence, No. III TaIDaIi
street.
Mrs s. A. Ridgely, Of Dover, sister
of Chief Justice Comegys, who has
been for twenty-five years snperin
tendent Of the infant department of the
NJ. +. Sunday school, attained her 50th
year on Monday last.
A pair of horses belonging 70 Chester
Brown took fright on Monday after
noOb ami ran ITO a freight train on the
p, w. 81 Is. Railroad a. the crossing
adjoining CrsnSton IL New holds iums
Der yard in Newport, and were very
badly injured.
Whom the gods love die young
says Byron but why de when you can
cure the cold or cough, which neglected
means death? DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
rnayi.'t be III favor with the gods, Tor ii
Keeps thousands from their grasp, but
nottals, who take IL, praise Il.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11


CHICAGO, Feb. l0.--Reporsa from
al points in The West tndicnce clear
and intensely cold veathes. Trsins b.
tween all points are hiocknded snd
either behind time OF abandoned.
kalamazoo, Mich, and many Other
points are practically isoisssd. The
Chicago and Alton train, which lsft
here last night with numbsr OF ths
members Of the Lesislaturs. 10 suov-
bound ut Braceyille- j.
The Chicago and Altoona has nearly :
dozen trains srcwtd In ~ difiosens
Toinis, ~ has this Illinois CrntrAi, She
Lake E.ie. and in fact every other
road. Thirty four cars Of stock on The
Milwaukee and 81 Paul came 10 with
81 engines sheep In Is csrs few
miles cut ON the Chicago. Burlington
and Quincy were frozen TO death. -
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
In Need of Assistance.

TIE Italians ct Bellevue quarrIes
were visited yesterday by II. b. Vande-
grin, trustee, and DR. Hughes of this
city. Three of them wee fonnd 10 he
vary i'll, and were furnished with
'nediciue, AS no money car he realized
from lie quarries before tie 22n1 Of
fhis month. tbes- men are fl urgent
need Of assistance, and any coutribn-
mons Of food or money, will be thank
'nlly received at Squire Vandegrift's
Office, Sixth and Shipley streets.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11

Mrs. Mary Z. Casey, wife Of Robert
Casey OF Brandy y ins Hundred died on
Sunday last OF an attack OF paralysis In
e. Goth year Of Der age. He- remains
will bs Inferred Tomorrow, Thursday
afternoon nc O'Clock nt Bsthel NJ. T..
Cemetery. Mr.. Casey was An estima-
bile lady and much respected by all who
knew her. She leaves husband much
devoted to her and several children
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11

At 10 O'Clock this moil't
Steamship Arcadia " a. ~
sale NJ the Court liouF =,
sudry writs OF foreign III 4
boat was seized by enrt !.
weeks ago on the pe''f n,
the properly OF he r \.
Foreign aud poinesIic "a N
. corporation OF New s,, \
steamer WAC bought +! :"
1850, anu lao Ton, , y,
bunkcrs WAS bid IN b! Wv
for $3.50.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
uo.e(uiiurs

The floral catalogues -. /,
1855 are beginning to o. y
florists. The nrst 10 rev, !,
LIcAS Office is the Di', + !
guide to ross culture, :, 4
their headquarters q
Chester County, Pa we.
sixty large glass I IVs j.
rose culture alone ~
the largest rose groves !.
States. Catalogues i..i,it,ti
20 those Who make apr I'''-
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
vuuersi Of q W."

The funeral OF rf~i
Union soldier, ana W. vi
10 morrow afternoon 49, "A
Of Smyth aud pu ,h W. D.4j
questsd 10 meet a. me
the former nj ! . CIV. - M
body. The guards aI o., " "
equipped, AID the o"' .ysS|
AT Asbury Dufylp7 -
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11

This evening A Company, American
Rifles, viii give their tenth annual ~
rsneeme,t have vpsred no pains OF ex-
pense 10 make this abe most enjoyable
reception ever Gtven BY the company
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
Elf III tn
Church s,,

A splendid .usn., IN
night BY the ladle. a, :, Il
church. Seventh .,,... -
aid Of the church. n
we're loaded 70 tho f.,
dAintiss aud delicse...''....
% attractive manp.,
Ter wss IN charge 0, NJ, \
ford, hrM Ida j. W.
~ Jones, Miss Anpis
Candy, Mrs. Ka,s 81
kAse Gibson and Nn ~ ia
konr times were tho- -.
with their patrons, A.
sources seetnsi un..b,ry
naming articles ,hsrs,'
quently sold at auc,ls, y
Gall and james McK,-,1
|suctioneers. Quite ! ~, ,.'.
Allied for the eburrS n
|church, which wa. al a. \
nnd torn by internal 49,
IN . prosperous and ~
which the members 49,, wi
measure 20 the tac,
their prevent pastor, r., n
ring II 10 understood d. \
u ~ bc recalled BY III ~
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
List of Public Sales.

sbfusry
~ s4p Orange street, city.
10 Corner 18th ard Lombard sts., city
70 hdry brown, Ribndywins I'D.
u =. v. i'i-iIle, kon lion.
u Saie OF the Brad o,d IA u, New Cas-
tie I'D
10 T. aud Brown, ,hr'e tiana
~ Iaplc B. tre.. New GsstleHd.
- u. v Laws Pencad' Hid.
20 btarp aret Mare, " hits Clay OK. Ha
lcselh living, htd ion Hid.
- ~ james NeMahon. New castle Hd
= IoIe n lmmons, OF uaurt House.
% Il. l. Clark, Red IdGn hd.
~ Ms. Prcss, Chriptiana Nd.
2e 1hoo rs q Bird Brandywine I'D.
B William J. Mclean, New Castle Id
u q NcicL. cdy.
- Frank Neley. oity.
sr n. y. Powtii, \ w CHstlv lid.
:, Clirs. v bite Clay tk. Hi.
ME- Wsidin. randywine HI.
J.. Shepard. MIN Greek.
~ tlibroD, city.
was Jotisnd. New Caste HID.
John swan, Nd Lion.
iohn Brown. MIL CreeR Hid.
James M Nlvin, REV Castle Hid.
10 J. =. Beeson Trsrdywine Hid.
" 10 Charles HendrickeO .t,'dy wine HID.
II Samuel \ Mcssulle. ,Cour, HOuse
II George y. Teiden, 10Th and Union,
" II Hushsnd X Stirling. Bdywine HID.
IL joel 8rrenman, New CATTLE Hid.
" ]: ptoples n Donoho, Christiana Hid
~ Major 81 Anderson. 10y wine Hid.
l3 Anderson h Bio., Brandy wine Hd
" u Jos Handy. Brsncywlne Hid.
~ T.. dlrderer, 18th wrrt.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
Accident 10 A

On last Monday, S H.
schooner Martha iio" IN ia
laden with coal. ""' ,Ds
the Delaware river y " ,Ja|
port bow was stow I'D tAsitl
Ing her to leak go '''i btr Y
necessary " run ,e,,pl
League Island, 10
ing. -
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11

~ y
GRuBB's, 2. . Zen
dance party toos p.Ae
evening. IL was gotten
and proceeded to Va
the Practical fsrniti
were about I'm eolp''
large hack, s,ariin. u,
Z O'Clock, and aiii'sd
9.15, when they went Y
danced until five u u.
splendid supper Was s''s
. very enjoyable Iillt.
came fron. near Sharp!
The night was very Goa.
men were preren, from w
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
Tho Ena of CreaAns]

It's Baltimore Sun =
Parker Voasej lfasles q
Publishing COMPANY !
Day WAS n part sA!l II
tho negotiations vllt- ,, Z
duc.iLg for i've S'cas ~
the Recognizable .. De
Jailed. and thai lie S.i' ~
er effort In that Giiee'ai
ty will he sold 20 "a,
claims and accrued itAi y
olaied Press Franchise
he alloa~i 10 laps y
he says, n the ~ c'ee' Of
cover the mori.a-e t-''~
unsecured creditors Va
nothing.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
sf-sAP ITAL PRIZE. 10 600. -.
Tickets only 30. shares In proper
ton.

49, ulsiana state LotteryComp
re a. hereby certify that we supe,y +,
- Arrangements Tor ali The Monthly Z
% az y nnual drawings of The LoulnA :.
-'dse Lottery Company, and in person ~ 6
: .e All control the Drawings themseive d
1 A. Lie sane are conducted with hon 81,
tifSz-f. AMI "a good fat.h toward ali "a. ~ :
: - atia-t,1e the Company 70 Use T.
er'iaoatHi vito isc-siHJlss OF our si.na. o.
'ise'-i 'rr- IN i.a siyo.tIssme
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
LevyC'oarI'.

The Levy Court ill1 hr Il I
ing, bat no susine' so,rsI 4
nation of the aArt NJ 10 v
com 10 ittees appoiii'''
" rs transacted. ~
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
An Umfouua..,

On Monday, March ~
BAruum and London sl@,'|
1t Madison Square CARD
the Now York Time b q.
matter says:
He Mr.. Barnnul -
coming season, diyid.',si
three parts, one OF villa
sorAily managed hy N, n
the second Is hanc lid b, M
son, aiid the thiid goes III
of the oldest OF he rarr,.j
Each Of the organt,,lssj
signed TO Its separate :.
country, and ~ ever m. \
10 advertised as Barrss|
Show on earth. While
naturally quite low. ,,sJ
very important desr,, ia
reached. D
Tho above stairnsa, ! \
untrue In every paracur]
mum, who says ,ha, b. \
never was, Ii not, aud al
divided or even d-crea.
the contrary, viii tunp, \
scason. be stronger, sreAs, J
than ever, and viii o1ta,r|
The route is ALREADY e.s,I
IL will visit every piacea,1
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
stl,, AuGsrinx

Mira. Birchall, i J, ,ss !
Birchall, who fe, ,a If IL y
last saturday h's and ~
from her ipjuries' "O'
bed.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
NZlCGNA2As=4zs<>'
~
commissioners.

Incorporated n isss for rs wear, by ~,
aNaHture fDr Eduen'ioraI and fIhart,,t!t
'a,foses-vi'h a capital e n on bal--fe
'h''1 -s~"rrs tiu,i ~ etr sbsf y r. l,sa an =.
aoC liief
~ 't' yer Sseti.iae p.t'.Sr we its -fso.
ihise vas nnads ns-- yAs I~L-ert STAT
'nn -tlrn'iJn sdngso4 IIoc. .nd A , Izgq
The only Lottery ever voted m auA an
."r'efl TO ne people u ans stata II
scales or pos'pones
Iva sirRnd StugI. Sumher Drsa
tpgs t2t.e place monthly.
A sfLENDtD OPPORTUNITY 10
Mn a FOHrCNF. THIRD GRANT
nE "a VINO, CLASS G. IN THk ACapf,
Ny or MUSIC. NEW ORLEANS. TTrES.
DAY. March 10, Iss5-.I7sth monthly
DraWinR.
CAPITAL PRIZE. $4,000.
100000 Tick els af Ftye naV iavn Rsnn
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
An InteIlireut. 0u,el BOY.

Who can read manuscript, can secure a
situation az this Office. Only those
possessing the above qualifications need
aPply.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
DR.. SIM MS
VEGETABLE PILLS,
THE PERFECTION OF PILLS,

THE PERFECTION OF PILLS,
MAEK1SD'S vORITE PILIA.
Tho nSs, lannon's lis or Isdicine on sart.
No gripins. sickre-s ~ weakness atteot
thei- operation. They Il; net leave the bow.
els eosdyS. thsy tons and strenythan the
seio, euring liver r'uirialnt siek headache
neuralgia tliipusress. I1ir IN the sidss o.
back. q q VA ~ y, Snls. h;inoys W bladder
etc. Very vai1gAl4 ~ Gysps vaie, malaria
fever or tsLo a.. ue, thiiis sno fcyer. genera
wenEnsti icrs ~ az ~iits. etc. They ar
spie aGic 81 w'AsIy fcDSies - NJ ksSist.p
T. E~cp ~ systr!', 3~aiihs, They s.o co
iaEsi a0d 49, minnie " Thousands A.
The niccyt parsstve I'd splendid liver 90 "a
icins. lsssDtly fusAr-eaStsd. 10 cents .
bcy isui.y nrxos 1K IN One, o.. Sent b.
mail. sold b. ioasDng dealers IN medicines
Rain depot, Pour d snd kirg ftrcetx, We
ming.or. lei. Ara NJ. so Arch street
Philadelphia. now. ~
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11

To-day may ttu,hfaliy.I
cold "Wednesday o. th. "a
unless some ds, aiiettn1
colder rrcortl. Tie lri.s.
menced yestetjAy ir1I
towards evening tue sll!s
with increasing iOlce a.
morning overccals, ,.aE,
hssvy rnitiens were u ~
wSa a lively hurry.naA1l
aud As neiRhbor ms; d
mutual cxclAmal.ou va
cold"
AT the middle osiGl.s
thermometer was /. isS,s
ut Itockland 1t was 4; f.-
ton !, In the { iiice o. ~
hurst it WAS 4 dcsrscre
others reported iheirtr.
low. In this cit il VIZ
grces Lelow TO 4 degree "a 4
ing 10 the locality. An
however, there wast9.s
aud that was that / vrsa
OF the season.
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11

For al hodiiy pains aud aches, PAIN
VICTOR In unparalleled. For sale by all
druarissa
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11

IL EADQUARIfhs GENERAL Il. A.
~ fmyth Pofi, q. A. Ii. } EhtUARY IL.
1889. lecisl order, No. !. tohuIades Of
AZ c'elock lhur,day afteintoo, February
~, 10 attend the funeral OF our Ia c 9. mrade
Stter Ia den. III Post Guards Nil uttend
inlll equipped. oil comrades OF the a. A.
Il. ave invites - participate. by order OF
I fiicGis I TUoNpc.,M VI
ttURGE W. KING, Post Commander.
h"iutiht' Hit
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
InlRD EDITION,


uovER, Feb. l0.--The Legislative
M4n4u1ng struck the Wilmington Sun
4oy 8tox In the Senate this afternoon.
0Qmetlh1e ngo ; bill was introduced in
the House entitled g an act In relation
% she publication of official or other
puhltc notioea." It provides that all
pocecoe of this kind which are published
a Sunday papers throughout the State
ehau b. l0gAlfzsd and have the same
oeafing = II published in any other
& A. there Is but one sunday paper
- the State It 10 no difficult matter to
- mon what source this measure
px1G1nAted. The cause OF its creation is
80 very piain, when 1t is remembered
Seae > Democratic Sheriff Was elected
= NoW Castle County last fall and that
- ndverttsing OF that official is q
leseI Of no little consequence. How.
SveRs Vie bill passed the House and was
ou1lessd 10 the Senate for concurrence,
a the latter body 1t was read twice
- referfed, and this afternoon Mr..
low horter, a. chairman of the CON-
nleeeeon revised statutes, reported the
oiu back % tho Senate without recon
nen6ation.
r. Wa then taken up for considera
non, and Mr.. McWhorter, being called
uPon nor m explanation, stated the
PROVISIONS Of the bill, and gave Is the
xeAeon tor the committee's action the
1aee that there was already q SUN cient
rumber Of daily and weekly papers
AZ the county not published on Sunday
- which these notices could be publish.
e. .nnd that therefore tho committee eiio
i ncs. deem T. wise thns to create an.
: ~. s.s
Daily Republican., 1885-02-11
CAPITAL PRIZE, $4,000.
100000 Tick cts NJ FIye DoIiors Eacr
fSActfOns, In Ffftbs ava pYopOrele,,
LIST OF PRIZEa

20 Prizes amounting to. .s2e6 6cn
application tor rates to ciahs should b,
1'd~ o"lg 70 the clioe Of the ;3,mpsnI /,
Nov D-icauR. -
for furtaar informal ton write Clearly. yiv.
in1 ruli address. Y 'STAL NiiIF@ ~.
u ordinary letter. Currency Nv oyns.t.s
sai. sums OF 20 and upward at our expoussJ'
M. A. DAUPHIN
Sharp County record., 1885-08-13
PERSONAL AND LITERARY

Louisa NJ. Alcott's works bor.
reached the sale of over 500, COMES
-Teresina Tua, the violinist, is orI,
eighteen years old, and is under two.
years concert engagement at $50, ,OOOa
year.
Ned Price, once famous as prizo
fighter, but who retired from the rinv
twenty-five years ago to study law. bass
a large and profitable practice in New
York, makes creditable arguments be,
fore the Court of Appeals, and is GOOD
deal of a public man generally,-N 7
Sun.
The annual circulation of periodi
Gals published in London is 1,O17.
OO0, 900 copies; in Paris 1,10O,OOOCO0
COPIES: in New York and BROOKLYN
$4,000 600. But New York and Brook.
lvn. it must be remembered, do not
relatively, embrace so much of Amer.
lea as London does of England Or Paris
of France. Chicago Current.
-"Auld Robin Gray was written bv
Lady Anne Lindsay, daughter of the
fifth Earl of Balcarres. She was born
on November IS, 1850, and at the early
age of twenty-one produced the ballad
which Sir Walter Scott says lis worth
all the dialogues Corydon and Phyllis
have had together from the DAYS Of
Theocritus downward. Chicago Jour.
nal.
That special qualities are essential
to the success of magazines is shown
by the fact that the number of able
men who failed to meet these require.
ments includes Charles F. Hoffman, n.
P. Willis, Park Benjamin, William E.
Burton, Washington Irving, the Duvc-
kinks. Thomas Dunn English, James R.
Gilmore and George R. Graham. CHI.
cage Herald.
American magazines pay four
scales of prices for short stories. The
first is $40 or Sl5 for 4 complete story,
paid bv the smaller magazines; the sec.
ond is SO a thousand words by the
popular monthly publications; the third
is Sl5 thousand words to writers who
have acquired some degree of reputa.
ton. The fourth varies with the fame
of the author. Howells, or Marx
Twain" Will produce no story or arti.
Gle of any kind for less than $500 or
$1,000. N \. Post.
Mark Pattison, the distinguished
Oxford professor and literary man,
lately deceased. gave this account Of
his meeting an American young lady
at a foreign table d'hote: "She was
only nineteen, but she knew every
thing. She told me the exact amount Of
affection which the Princess C
has for her future husband, and she
cave me a full account OF the divorce
| laws in all the States OF America. She
appealed to me sometimes; Of course !
agreed. At last she asked whether |
| | did not think she could write book
and | told her she was the most T.
norant girl ever met. But | took care
to say so in such a way that 'le
couldn't mind it,.
Sharp County record., 1885-08-13
THE SODA FOUNTAIN.
The Woman Who Was Cooler Than the
Thermometer at Thirty Below Zero.

The Woman Who Was Cooler Than the
Thermometer at Thirty Below Zero.
The day was hot. In she came,
smiling familiarly, and languidly seated
herself before the fountain
"a glass of soda water, please?"
'Yes, madam. What sirup? We
have lemon, orange, raspberry and va
nilla"
'Tll take little strawberry, please. "
BEG pardon. We have lemon, or
ange, raspberry and vanilla"
'Ill have little pineapple, please" "
BEG pardon, madam. | have now
twice informed you that we have only
lemon, orange, rasp berry and vanilla. "
so yes, so you did! Well. fix me a
little lemon and orange, add little
raspberry, a dash of vanilla, and you
might also put in some acid phospate
and about a teaspoonful Of cream.
She slipped, laid down five cents, and
remarked: "Soda water is very ex-
pensiye, isn't it?'
Eyes, madam, very expensive. If you
figure up the cost of thoS3 four sirups,
the acid phosphate; and the cream, you
can form an idea"
"Ah, indeed!" she replieI; "but you
have forgotten the main cause of ex,
pense."
Main cause of expense, madam"
"Yes, sir. The coal; for you must
consume an awful lot of it to keep up
the fire underneath your soda water
fountain"
And with one Of her "icest" smiles
she and his reason departed-and the
clock in the village doomed two.-
PhilddetphiG NeW2.
Sharp County record., 1885-08-13
HUMOROUS.

is marriage declining?" asks an
exchange. No; it is generally accept,
ing. Huntington Free Press.
A wild Texas steer crushed New
York man against q stone wall the
other day. The man said between
gasps that he never understood the
working OF Bullock press before.-A
Y. Mail.
Husband Gokingly)-"Oh, I'm the
mainstay of the family" Wife-"Ie''
and the jibboom, and the and the
-" Small boy from experienced
"And the spauker, too, mamma =
Boston Courier.
The Times plainly wrote that dOs'
on the park would drive off the PaR
Commissioners, or the Commissioner;
would drive of the dogs. An esteemed
compositor set up dine for drive
Annoying is mild word for t.-Hah'
ford Times.
Money no object. Nervous gueHa
Ito landlord of a summer resort hole
What are your precautions agalnStnfs:
Landlord-Insurance. 1t costs o5
money to insure a property like this r y.
twice what it is worth, but our pony
is to spare no eXpense.-h'Sa"sir""
Call.
Miss Budd-"Do you think Nus
RoseIeaf nrettv. Mr.. Holworthy?" Ho'
worthy (striving to say something co.'
plimentarv)-''Well, she has very ~
tellectual face" Miss Budd-"Oh' nN
Mr.. Holworthy! what a compliment "
to pay young lady" Holwor'ny
"Oh, 1 wouldn't say it Of you y"
know. ."-Hrrard Lampoon.
Grandma Clara, do you think you
mother would approve of your sltrus tns
up so late?" Clara-"Why, grandma
it was only half-past ten when FI.. FIan'
left last evening" Grandma-"OlIts
your grandma happened to be aH% .isnf
Just as Frank was leaving, ana uiG n:
She hear him say: Now, Clara, p,s j%
one,' and didn't the clock strike ln~'
diately?"- Chicago Tribune.
You say your husband has a sySS'
memory, do you, Mrs. CrimsonOeIisii no isir
"Oh. excellent" responded the 10 i~
addressed And how do you KnY% %n
is so very good?" well, l asked ,spI nI
to bring me home mackerel ~tr, Tor
ago, and he brought it home lo,uT uoa
Now a man must have a pret!y sTs
memory to remember little thlng Iistss h
that fer a whole week. "-l0"'
Statesman. Nc
Clerk Oo Mr.. Isaacstein III .UtIa "
room)--" Mr. Isaacstein, der s.etihl s',tihl
mans who is looking at dot, peas .as
seventeen-tollar coat says ne MAX t
clergymans. Mr.. Isaacsteln md @ 4
dot shentlemans who vas a clers5TIS sTIsS
twenty per cend. discound OIL ~ G ria
-" Der shentlemans says he VIII Ssri
five tollar for dot coat, und not baa
more" Mr.. Isaacstein Let hlin dY
dot coat. Jacob, but dond make NV
cound Oft" Chicago Tribune
Sharp County record., 1885-08-13

Zone afternoon Une Swedes flushed Beau
mont from behind pile Of cable alongside
the derrick room. The moment he saw he
was discovered he dashed across the open
space and plunged into the underbrush,
with the whole pack Of Swedes at his heels
with axes upraised and yelling like so many
demons. Over the side OF the ravine he
scrambled and tumbled, with the Swedes in
bis wake breaking down the bushes and
stumbling overlogs like herd OF frightened
cattle. Beaumont was not young man,
and before he had gone far the Swedes had
him. He tried to explain matters and to
have himself released, but they could not
understand, and so he was marched back
to the derrick. The owners OF the well de-
cded to hold him for trespass and make a
test case OF it. As they did not want to
take the trouble of driving him at once to
the nearest constable's, they tied him to a
tree with q piece OF rope until late that
Sharp County record., 1885-08-13
SUMMER SONG IN SECTIONS

JUST AS IT Is.
J Now the wealthy merchant weareth
On his head common straw,
Wnlle his junior clerk appeareth
In nobby Mackinav.
HIT HIM WITH A BRICK.
Nov the sun his furnace f1reth,
causing human flesh to stew.
And the summer fend induireth:
Is this hot enough for your
HE NEVER SLEEPS.
Now the patent mower waketh
Sleepers from their peaceful rest
Ere the golden morning breaketh
Or the robin leaves his nest.
THE DECEITFUL HUSBAND.
Now the festive husband sendetb
TO the beach his trusting wife;
Wmle she's absent he pretendeth
- His will be lonely life.
Tearfuly with her he parteth;
Gladly he would 90, put can't
When she's gone, he gayly startetb
Out to see the elephant
THE HOSE FIEED.
NOW the idiot who getteth
twenty feet Of garden hose
Squlrts from morn till night and Wetteth
Skillfully each passers clothes.
Boston Courier