The Iowa plain dealer. [volume] (New Oregon, Howard County, Iowa) 1867-1895, 1885-03-05

The President OF the Cambridge.
Mass, Fire Insurance Co, says: II
recommend Hoods Sarsaparilla as d
building up and strengthening RENE
dy.'
About the Size Of II.
Burlington Hawkeye, rep: a tcle-
scope to cost s1,OOO,OOO is being
manufactured for the Lick obscrya-
tory. 1t will take two years to finish
1t. This telescope will be necessary
to discover the republican majority
in Iowa ii the prohibition cTanks are
allowed to run the party.
Ayers Cathartic Pills are known
to be the safest, surest and best pur-
gative medicine ever offered to the
public. They are mild but certain
in their effects, and keep the system
in good condition.
There is every indication that when
Dakota gets into the Union it will
be one OF the sweetest scented daisies
in the whole sisternhood. Recent
investigations show that votes in
the territorial Council on any big
scheme arc worth about $500.
Smart Weed and Belladonna COM
bincd with the other ingredients
used in the best porous plastcrs
make Carriers s. w. & B. Backache
Plaster the best in the market. Price
25 cents. march.
Honest Money.
All properly educated democrats
are in favor Of honest hundred cent
dollars. All dollars hat are not
huntlred-cent dollars are dishonest
dollars. They are cheats and swim
dles.-[Omaha Herald (dcm).
Nothing Has Yet Ever Given
such entire satisfaction for improv-
ing and beautifying the complexion
rs Pearls White Glycerine." I'll
the skin without injury
and produces q delightful effect up
on it.
NOS6 Cent Affair.
The silver dollar is no IS cent affair
in Peru. One of them will buy six
teen Of the paper dollars OF that
country, and almost any liberal
will throw in IN extra
bill for good measure.
HuNT's Kidney and Liver REMEDY
is no hit or miss compound or old
mixture. It is prepared by
a scientific pharmacist, with q full
OF the powers and virtues |
Of each ingredient In the class OF
diseases which it cures. It is purely |
and can not harm the
youngest child or the most feeble
invalid.
"No,' said the dying punster, with
q grim smile: mo, don't object to
flowers, but don't have any viOlets,
please. shouldn't care to have my
grave violeted, you know" 1t was
agreed that it was best
that he should go.
Mrs. Daniel Wcidner, New Baden,
Texas. was cured OF severe Neural |
gia by st. Jacobs Oil, the great pain
cure.
Nothing New.
Mr.. Shurz, we are told, is being |
received by the southern
people. This is not an entirely new
to Mr.. Schurz. He was
warmly received by the Southern
people, at Charlottesville some
years ago.
His Loss was Her Gain.
"Well madam" said fashionable |
physician to a wealthy lady patient,
IF you don't like my prescriptions,
perhaps you had better try Parkcr's
Tonic, or some other quack stun.
You don't mean it Doctor" she an
swered, "but your advice may be
good for all that. Sometimes what |
you call 'quack stuff is the best and
most scientific medicine, after all.
She got a bottle OF Parker's Tonic
ind it cured her of neuralgia aris-
ing from disordered stomach and
nerves. She told her friends, and
now they all keep doctor at home
in the form Of Parker's Tonic. mar.
Forgotten the Rebel Yell.
As for reproducing the rebel yell,
even on paper, we could not think OF
such thing. It has been long
time since we heard it, and we have
been hollering SO many years now
Tor the old flag and an appropriation
that we may have lost the old time.
Is. Co. Courier.
Affections OF the throat are liable |
to strike persons at any time OF the
year, but especially at this season Is |
extra caution necessary In guarding |
against disease Of this character.
Nishler's Herb Bitters is the sOver-
eign remedy for all bronchial affect
ions. A. Harshbergy, OF Cheese oro
and Harshbergy, Prairie City, ILL.,,
writes: Mrs. Harshbergy suffered
from bronchitis, and has used three
bottles OF Mishler's Herb Bitters
with the most desirable results.