The Tombstone., 1885-05-27
TWO TEEsIONS OF i sE-N-
 DAY SCHOOL PICNIC.
One Account by a Goody Boy and or C by a HorGid
 Bad, Bad Boy,
A Very int6'esting and In structive Story with q
 Moral Attached.

ct Muggsy sc; ,here'd iie a Chanse 10 rase Kane, sa me and Mu.gsy was on hand. Wa got down 10 th"r doek two ours aforo the thing wen, off. Muggcy he lugged tine grub, whic I took ca:e oi "A ynller dory what I'.i S"rt Tn the street and tied rope to. rhe bote we was Sgoin in was b,rse, with flags and things f yin np poles. and looked like thing of lite.
 The music fellors they wus already on Board, and Musgsy lac offered [" swap the Yallcr Dorg tnr a ra,,!ln song. and Dance toou. But them telers they wu'dn't obII. the auience, so me and Muyssy tole em they was Auuther-aud then me and Mug..y Lit Out.
 Putty sune the fnkes they begin Co Pile on bord. All Smiles sni grui.. Mugy. sy he scd, sed he. Il bet sum of them Gtlsll have have the stummucklke a.ore they Git Home"
 And then Sanktimonyiou dui!er' who heerd the atoresed, be skowled Aw-- ful on me an Mugysy. and said Sandy skule boys II ,dn's orter talk that way. We snickered Then the Boss dckon, he cum along, an the Taller Dnrg he got the Grand Bounce. Muccsy he Told the man that ,h, Purp had the Palper- tashuns os ths of! Hind leg. and knccdei fresh air-bu, it wusa't no good -Yaller got fired. We tvel Him too the dock so we cui git him when We cum b,cA,
 Vel. putty sune the band Footed up Tremendous, the Wissle 5!Gwed' and we started. Me and Mu.ssy di'i ky,and Fiin.. expressly. of the Feelins wo had inside our Cloes. When we 60, About Ninetv-F.vc Away. tine gals amt iallers they began tn dance-aud Musy.y he got scornfuI, Mayysy did.
 He scd to ine, sei he: "I.aok at them growr-up fellers. wassin their time on Gals" says he. Then he Lsff.d ScoraIu!. "Wha,'il we be dn;n when We are them ch ,;,s' age" ses ;Nuyssy to Ic. An ses T. We'll Le Gut west. ii,in injuus, ole pari." Then we HugscL each O:i:cr, nn Kncl, dc oxn. ard tux our Oath of Ven i.nce onse More. S,meboddy's pet kid t~iggcd us an Lsffed Write Gut. We went for him Sudden, ard damned him black and Bloc. Me and Muggsy halter hide after this, fur the kids u,.,n got the Boss dekon after Us, ard things got ho: as B!azcs.
 Me aud Muggsy was furst of the bote, an We made bolt for the swings. Got the best one, and Licked some Girls as tired to gi: ths Blamed thing against Is.
 Then wc Went for Grub.
 Vel, rac and Muggsy .iort We'd Bust. when we got thro. Httter Uubu,,on the twoo top Buttons ot ONT Pansc.
 By this Time we wus full cocked. and Legin ;a rszs Nedd. Me au Musgsy cor, too little shsvers in the Woods, and we .smAisd em Powerful. Then we up- SC, the Lemonade barrel. Then we Eir:d stones at hogs an hooked sum apeis.
 B!meby we got too huI, big seyars, an .-Wel, me au Nuggsy ain, go: nu,hin more 10 say.
 THE GOOD BOYS ACCOUNT.
 Mamma said might go to inc picnic, with the Bvds of Promise, if I would wear my ctcst protector, and pair of Tpbbcrs. I would rather have gone lightly clad. for then I might have caush. cold. would then have ;,al consump- lion and faded away in the spring time, with the shining angels 10 beckon me pe over the golden river. But manms asked me 10 be careful, so dressed warm ly, for always obey my mamma and r.ppa. know I would die an awful Ges;h. ard go to s burning pit, if did Eot.
 met little Arthur Stanley on the boat. He brought aSundsy School book with Sim, which we read sog, iher as The boat .iIdei along.
 On, how much softer .he boats will glide up therei The book told shout the eYIls of drink; and Arthur and made our sacred VOW, never to be tempted by She Evil One in that way. "Oh. that man should put an enemy in his mouth to steal his brains away F as my teacher