The Yazoo sentinel. (Yazoo City, Miss.) 1878-1916, 1885-05-07

We meet Good News. :
MornERs AND soSs.
Fond Mother--Did you have nice
time a ycur little friend'si
Small Son. Not very. His mother
was hangin' round most Of tn day.
E0ood News
GOOD REASON.
~s6 you haven't made smudger your
partner after al, chi
No, and IN tell you why. smudger
was engaged 70 my wife before ! married
her, and don't believe in becoming too
friendly with man who has proved
himself 70 be more wide awake than
an. ri Fllegende Blaetter.
DnFiED THE INSECT.
10 some pungent remarks OF profess
sionAl brother, Western lawyer began
his reply as follows.
May it please this Court-Resting
upon the couch Of republican equality
as | do, covered with the blanket OF con-
stitusiouAl panoply as l am, and pro.
tected BY the Wgis Of American liberty
as ] feel myself 10 be, despise the
huzxing OF the professional insect who
has just sat down, and defy his futile at
tempts % penetrate, with his puny sting,
the interstices Of my impervious cover
ing. - Drygoods Chronicle.
ZOO MUCH TEMPTATION.
Fangle- That man Briggs you intro
duccd TO me
Cumso Wollg
Fangle If you remember you said you
would trust him with million without
the least anxiety.
Yes, that is what said.
Fangle-Well, he has stolen my UNI.
brella.
CumSo-- Well, / didn't say I'd truss
him that far, did r. The Continent.
WRITE ADVICE.
~ have started to work on a five.act
play, said the reporter who writes badly
to the city editor, ''but don't know
whether to finish II or not
Finish Il by aaimeans, " was the reply.
"You can't get too much exercise in
penmanship. ~ Washington Post.
4 WISE NEIeHDoR.
Small Boy Mamma, may go skating
on the lake.
Fond Mamma--No; dear. You are too
careless with your precious little life.
"Oh, I'LL come back safe. Just ask
our new ncighbor. He'll tell you you
needn't be afraid on my account.
well, / declare What does he know
about itg''
~ don't know; but he said only yes
terday, wasn't born to be drowned. =
nuT AZ ron NE.
Some might praise her starry eyes,
Some her lips OF golden hair;
Some might land her to the skies
For her dimpled saAeek 50 fair;
Some aiqht vaunt 4 Grccian noscs
on her dainty, SHELF like ear,
or hdf statli6sque repbse;
But for me, who'vc had to hear
All her endless clack and din,
can only praise her chin
New York Herald
DOUBTFUL. COMPLIMENT.
"Have you read my last novel, my
dear friendg''
Certainly"
!" Well, and how did you like itl'
81 laid the book down with the
greatest satisfaction. DRY Goods
Chronicle.
HIS SIDE.
lfendicant Please, mister, gimme ten
cents. H.
Tragcdian Ranter with dignity
Young man. cross over to the opposite
side Of the street. | am working this
side myself. Munsey's Weekly.
Mn. SIMS PRECAUTIONS.
sTsn't that chollie Slim in the win
dowr'
ayes: What on Garth has he got on
bis lapf'
"Papcr weight. / guess. This is
very windy morning. y Brooklyn Life.
a COMING PARAoRAPHER.
"Father, do people buy snuff
"Yes, my child why do you Asks
well, then, why do people say they /
Iakeitl''
Father (aside}-Thank heaven. there.
5 likely to be one genius In my family.
THE WORSE CASE on ICE.
sanso--I see an account in this paper
If man eating ten pounds Of ice.
Rodd-That's the worse case Of cold
Ieat I've ever heard Of.
HEAVY STRAIN on Her. VOICE.
'Please don't talk to me. I'm saving
NJ voice for the opera.
why, are you 10 singis
INC. I'm 10 be in one ofithe boxes.
Il Harper's Bazaar.
RAISED TIE WIND.
Lenderman-WelI, 1Ir. Richspouse,
lid yoa speak to your wife about that
money wantcdg You said you could
aise the wind in that way.
Richspouse-Weil, ! did--but that's
al
Lcnd,-man-What's alll
Indispensable wind
Alaska Mosquitoes.