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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-31
A SUNDAY school in this state sen

A SUNDAY school in this state sent
six hundred dolls to the heather. They
were lost at sea, and a subscription is
now on foot to send ont another invoice.
Imagine the distress of the young hea-
then if the dolls fail to reach them be-
fore Geld weather sets in. 1t would be
a great deprivation and might impair
their appetite for roast missionary for
several days.
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Ivx PoIsoNNG.-For dog wood or ivy
poisoning the following is said to be an
infallible remedy: Boil wood-ashes
enough to make a strong I've; wash the
poisoned parts in this. let 1t remain o
few minutes, and wash off in soft, luke
warm water; when dry, anoiat with
grease. Repeat this process as the poi
son develops itself, and M or two APP
plications will cure the most obstinate
cases. 1t acts like magic.
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Loss OF APPETITE look sick.
What's the matter with you anyhow,
said Gus eSmith on meeting ilhooly.'
"My stomach isin an awful fix. I've lost
my appetite for whiskey-can't drink a
drop" eLost your appetite for whis-
key, have you? Well, ! pity the poor
devil WHO finds it, unless he has credit
Mt the saloons"
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rfun Keported nrisslng

Ii worse thar dead to his friends and Sela-
ives, but If a man keeps well by using
HUNTS kidney and Liver1 REMEDY, he
will always be his own master and never
be missing, a missing man nine times out
Of ten wanders away when out Of his mind,
and nothing effects the brain more quickly
than kidney, liver and urinary troubles
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CeooANUTP E. One pint milk, a Coco
anut, teacupful sugar, three eggs, CRATE
cocoanut. mix with the yolks of the
eggs and sugar; stir in the milk, filling
the pan even full, and bake. Beat
whites Of eggs to a frotb. stirring three
tabiespoonfuls ~pulyerized sugar, pour
over pie and bake to a light brown. If
prepared ~cocoanut is used one heaping
teacupful Is required.
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KosmUsxo MuRPHY's finances are not
in a hourishing condition. He, howev
er, managed to scrape together money
enough to buy o ticket to the circus.
While he was looking at the perform
ance a man right behind him said:
"Your shabby old hat annoys me
very much; I can't see the perform
ance."
"Shake," said Murphy, turning
around and extending his hand, 81
thought / was the only nan who was
annoyed by the shabbiness of that hat,
but 1t seems that I have got a fellow
sufferer"
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Mrs. Harriet Bailey of Putnam, Conn.,,
writes /: 81 lave been troubled with kidney
and liver disease for two years. I suffered
severely IN the back and loins. Before TAX
ing HUNTS kidney and Liver] REMEDY,
I could not lift a pound. I o enjoy the
best of health.n
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Did She Die ?

"she fingered and suffered along, pining
away all the time for years."
''The doctors doing her no good"
"And at last was cured by this Hop
Bitters the papers say so much about"
'Tndeedl Indeed I"
Chow thankful we should be for that
medicine"
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PoNsoNBY-Ab, dear boy! glad to
meet you. Saw you at De- Bags ball
last night. Saw you talking TO lovely
~girl-envied you, by Jovel
De Twirliger-You dsdn't have to,
dear boy. Never saw such q stick.
Exhausted myself talking-couldn't get
a word out Of her. Thought some OF
taking her up and holding her out at
arms length.
For what reason, dear boy9"
"For exercise dumb belle, you
know"
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FIRST BUReLAR: Will you come out
TO. night2 We've got a Job on hand,
and you may as we'll have a part of the
Doodle as anyone.
Second Burglar: What is it, a house
or a safe?
First Burglar: We are going to work
a safe tonight that's known to contain
cool hundred thousand. You'd bet-
ter come along. We expect to have a
great blow out.
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A Dauehter,s Misery.

'%rsleven years our daughter suffered on
a bed of misery.
"From a complication Of kidney. liver,
rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility,
'Under the care of the best physicians,
"Who gave her disease various names,
"But no relief,
"Aud now she is restored TO us in good
health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bit
tiers, tina we had Stunned for years before
using it." THE PARENTS.
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neglected or badly treated, often degener-
ate into cancer. The worst pile tumors are
painlessly, speedily and permanently cured
without knife, caustic or salve, by our new
and improved methods. Pamphlet and
references 10 cents in stamps. Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main
Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
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"LTrTLE boys should always be pre-
pared for the consequences of their
acts,' said the mother, sternly, as John
ny tearfully protested against the use
to which she was about TO put her slip
per.
II didn't th.think abou- about it."
ssbut I'll git prepared if you'll let me.
"How is it possible nowP" asked the
mother, a little puzzled.
"TIl put the dust pan where I know
you always HIT"
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TRANSATLANTIC CABBAGEs.-Before
transplanting cabbages, the ground
should be deeply plowed and well ma
nured, particularly with the scrapings
Of the COW pen. 1t is always best to
apply the manure broadcast, and mix 1t
thoroughly with the soil, as it will then
not come into immediate contact with
the young roots, but will be ultimately
all absorbed. Ii possible plant in rainy
weather but if this cannot be done,
sprinkle on the bed of young plants,
Just before they are taken up, a good
quantity of water, SO that a little earth
will adhere to each plant. As soon as
they are planted in dry weather, they
should receive q liberal supply of water,
otherwise most of them will die, unless
protected from the sun. When insert
ing them into the holes, care must be
observed not to bend the roots, but
these must be placed, as much rs DOS
sible, as they had been growing. The.
distance of planting, depends, i'll some
measure, upon the strength of the soil,
but principally upon the variety grown;
but it should always be such that the
ground between the plants may be kept
clean and well worked. When the lar
ger kinds are planted, two and a half
feet between the rows and two feet be-
tween the plants will be required; but
with the smaller varieties less distance
will be sufficient. The soil around the
plants must be constantly worked.
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A Pertinent Inquiry.

An exchange says. "What is to be
done when a mans hair begins to come
out after he is married ?" Having had
the requisite amount of experience we
suggest that he tie his wife's hands and
send for a bottle of Carboline.
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JuDeE -"Prisoner at the bar, you are
charged with wilful murder. Are you
guilty or not euilty?" Prisoner-'Judge,
what's the use of putting it that way?
As you put it, it's q difficult question to
decide. S'posin' we simplify the mat
ter ny goin' in for a disagreement Of
the Jury"
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BAKING powder and soda biscuits
should be put into warm pans, and
baked in q quick oven; a little warm
water rubbed over them just before put
ting into the ven will give them a nice
color.
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Many medicines now on the market owe
what virtue they possess to the presence Of
powerful and poisonous drugs. HUNTS
kidney and Liver1 REMEDY is purely
vegetable and will not injure the feeblest
Aud most delicate person
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cit is said that every thirty second
man of Boston is a millionaire" read
Mrs. Sprat to her husband the other
evening.
s'You don't sayl I shan't be able to
wear my Masonic ring any more, then"
"Why. John2"
"Ohi those confounded taiIorsi"
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Important

When you visit or leaye New YORK CITY. save
attne GRAND Union Hetes, sppQsita Grand Cen.
ual Depot -.
600 elegant roomss,4tsa, sp> at a costot one
day. European, ylas, kissstor. Ressaares an
supplied with thk best. Horse cars. stages ami
eIsvate1 <ailroad.to ell depots Families ear ~,
Better for lsss'money at the Grand Union Hole
Than at anv other nrst-clsss hotel in the citx
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A highly perfumed Soap Will not heal or
cure skin diseases, neither will it beautify
and soften face and hands; try blossoms
Aromatic Alum Sulphur Soap" 25 cents
by Druggists, or by mail. VIM. Dreydop-
pei, Philadelphia. Pa.
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DRUGGIST - Well, my little dear.
what will you have this morning?'
Little Bess-I don't know. l guess
I've forgotten.
rs1amma should nave written it
down, don't you think?'
20, / know now (brightening up).
She told me to bring a bottle OF Wife's
Maanesia.s
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TIE real name of s'Stepniak" is Drag
omanoff. Tradition ascribes the origin
of the latter to the words he used once
when he took q poem to q newspaper
Office.
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CHEvREuIL, the celebrated chemist,
1t is said, eats only two hight meals In
twenty-four hours and drinks nothing
but water. What an editor that man
would have madei
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The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver OH in
the world. manufactured from fresh, healthy lIy-
ers, upon the seashore. II Is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken IL prefer IL
10 all others. Physicians nave decided 1t supe rior
to any of the other oils In market. Made By Cas-
well, Hazard Il Co., New York.
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Where proper facilities exist geese are
more nearly self sustaining than any
other kind Of poultry. and are proper
tionately more profitable.
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Nature is upheld by antagonism.
Passions. resistance, danger are edu-
Gators. We acquire the strength we
have overcome.
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When we are alone we have our
thoughts to watch--in our families our
tempers, and in society our tongues.
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the meaning of u. o.

WHATS the meaning of y. O. D?'
s.ColIect on delivery"
swell, I kind O. s%usplcioned 1t meant
something like that"
You did,"
"Yes; l got q box by express the 9th
day with them letters on it, and | had
to pony up before they'd let me take 1t,
and from that I ciphered it out that
they meant Come Immediately Down.
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How many people say; your plaster BEATS
everything l ever tried. The Hop Plaster
really cures Backache, Stitch, Sciatica,
Lame Side or Hip, or pains in any part.
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CHAPrED HANDS, face. pimples AMI rouuh skin
cured BY using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Cas-
well, Hazard x Co., New YORK.
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An ordinary hens egg weighs from
II to 2 ounces; a ducks, 9 to 3 ounces;
a turkeys. 8 to 4 ounces, while that OF
a goose weighs from 4 to 6 ounces.
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What is Joy? To count yonr money
and know that it does not belong to
creditors.
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Compliments of congratulation are
always kindly taken, and cost nothing
but pens, ink and paper.
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Eg-Nonc genuine without q bunch OF green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, pol
sonous stuff with '.Hop" or Shops" In their
name.
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1 find the doing of the will of God
leaves nae no time for disputing about
his plans.
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GREASE spots, if old, may be removed
from books by applying a solution of
varying strength of caustic potash upon
The back Of the leaf. The printing.
which looks somewhat faded after the
removal of the spot, may be freshened
up by the application Of o mixture of
one part Of muriatic acid and twenty
Eve parts of water. In the case of
fresh grease spots, carbonate of potnssa
Zone part to thirty parts of water), chic
roform, ether or benzine renders good
service. Wax disappears if, after satu-
rating with benzine or turpentine, it Is
covered with folded blotting-paper and
> hot fiatiron put upon it. Parraine is
removed by boiling water or hot spirits.
Ink spots or rust yields to oxalic acid
Ia combination with hot water; chloride
of gold or silver spots, to q weak solu-
lion OF corrosive subllmate oil cyanide
of potassium. Sealing wax is dissolved
by hot spirits, and then rubbed off with
ossa sepia. India ink is slightly brushed
over with oil, and after twelve hours
saponiied with salmiac; any particles of
color still remaining must be removed
With rubber.
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If afflicted with sore eyes use DIR Isaac
rhompson's Eye Water. Druggists selit' zoe
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"LrrrIE BOYS shonld always be .

No lengthy advertisement Is necessary to
bolster up DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
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When a woman has lost one battle
she rarely wins another against the
same foe.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-10-31

FIattery is a species Of false coin
which only eur vanity enables to pass
current
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1t is possible that the world owes
every mar a living, but his best claim
for what is due is, that he has earned it.
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You may take the greatest trouble
ard by turning 1t around find 10y OF
the other side
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GET Lyons Patent Heel Stifieneri an
Piled TO your new boots and shoes Before
you wear them out.
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WHY ORCHARDS DEoAY.--The exhaus-
ton of the soil from the constant crops
of apples from the blowing away by
the wind OF the leaves of the tree which
nature designed to feed the soil on
which the tree stands by the crops of
grass or roots constantly taken from the
same ground and little return OF sub
stance to it. Another means OF their
destruction has been in whipping the
trees to remove the apples. And still
another was pasturage among
them. To restore them, if any were
left worth restoring, man must cease to
crop the ground under them, and must
manure them with valuable mould, de-
caying leaves, lime, wood ashes and
salt. A compost formed of these sub
stances would be excellent; OF one
formed in part by soapsuds and refuse
slop. chip dirt, turf, etc., well rotted.
Then trim them of all dead limbs, and
those that cross and gall each other,
and of all suckers that feed upon trunk
or limbs, not necessary for the crop.
To which we add, cut the grass and
place it under The trees as a mulch. in
stead of curing it for hay, letting it ex-
tend beyond the outmost branches, in
stead of being simply piled round the
trunks of the trees.
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A good horse, one That is well bred,
and that sells at a good figure, costs no
more to raise than an inferior one.
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Advertising Cheatsln

SIT has become SO common TO begin an
article, in an elegant, interesting style
"Then run it into some advertisement
that we avoid all such,
"And simply call attention to thc merits
Of Hop Bitters in as plain, honest terms as
possible,
'To induce people
ITO give them n trial, which so proves
their value that they will never use any
thing else"
"THs REMEDY so favorably noticed in all the
papers,
Religious and fecuiar, Is
.'Having a large sale, and Is tupplanfing All
other medicines.
'There Is no denying the virtues OF the Hop
plant, and the proprletors OF Hop Buffers haVe
shown great shrewdness and ability
ain compromising a medicine whose virtues are
80 palpable to every ones oh ervatlon."
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Piso's Remedy for Catarrh Is sgresabe
W use. II 10 not q liquid or . snut. Doc.
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Hoo FIGUREs.-According to the De-
psrtment of Agriculture, the number OF
hogs in this country on the first OF last
January was As, 142, 657, compared with
A, 200, 1913 at the same period of the
year before, and AZ, 270, 0S6 in 1883. In
the West last winter 6.460, 900 were
packed. compared with 5,402, 900 in
1883-'84. and 6,132, 900 in 18S2-'s3.
The present summer season ends Nov
ember 1st, and will probably reach A.
600, 600 hogs, compared with 4,059. 600
last year. The Western packing since
January LIST haE been 1,450, 600 hogs in
excess of the same period last year, an
increase of % per cent. In certain sec-
tons hogs have been swept off in large
numbers by what was called cholera,
but which was not a contagious disease,
being simply a local ailment caused by
unfavorable weather conditions and
bad feeding. The total number of hogs
packed from March LIST, to September
oath was 1915, 600, against 1870, 900
last year, or q gain of SAC, 900. The
export movement in the week ending
September Oath was better, showing an
increase OF $500, 900 pounds over the
same period last year, 1t is said that
the season Is now so near its close and
the beginning of the winter term that
any essential advance is not to be ex-
pccted.
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s.Yes, of course. I might have
known some was at the bottom
of it."
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Take o true view OF life /; be proud
that you have work in the worlds busy
path, and do it we'll and honorabiy.
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OrrIzns: What are bones worth this

CtTizEN: Wnht are pones "oith WI"
morning?
Butcher: For grinding into fertiliz-
ers? / a make you a very low rate
by the ton.
Citizen: III take all you have in the
shop.
Butcher. It's q bargain.
Citizen: Very well. Now gave me O
Sunday roast.
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Create an Appetite
ScrotuIa ofLungS.

i IN now ~ years old. ami have suffered for the
last fifteen years with a lung. trouble l have spout
thousands OF dollars TO arrest tho march of this dis
eas but temporary relief was all that I obtained.
/ was UNIT tor any manual labor for seserl years
A friend strongly the use If Swifts
specific Is. 4 ~ claiming that he himself had been
greatly Lenehttoi by its use in some ung troubles.
1 resolved totry ii. The results are renarSaale. My
cough has lett me, my strength las resurued. and |
weigh sixty pounds moe than | ever dd Ia my. life,
II has been fhre yetrs siaca i stopped the use of the
medicine. but | have hal no retira OF the disea-e.
and there are no pans or weakness fe IN my lungs,
I do the hardest siu1 II work. I. j. HOLT.
Montgomery. Ala June3, 1885,
swifps Specific ia entirely vegetable. Treatise on
Bl6od an d Skin Dresses mailed free.
TINS SWIFT SPEcIric 20. D-awer Q. Atlanta, Ga,
or Isl W. &i st, nj
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IMMENSE crops of mustard are pro-.
duced In California, and several millfl
have lately been established to work uesi'
the product. This ought TO "draw" resi-
good many settlers to California, "
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ION. hubby. isn't it dreadful that
Germany and Spain aregoing to have
WARP
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ETHEL: Mamma, ! should think cas-
tor oils father would run away from the
horrid stuff?
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Mamma: Castor oils's father?
Ethel: Yes; like the mother running
away from vinegar. That's what you
told Bridget it was doing this morn
ing.
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have your bed mellow. rich and clean.
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WEAVING Colts AND CALVES. August
is the weaving month with many stock
men. The weaving of any young ami
NAL must be gradual, or the animals
health and condition will suffer. Dur
ing its progress there should be for
colts and calves no stint OF grass or
fine hay, clean, fresh water, and salt.
Confine in O clean, small sized yard.
where there will be no inducement to
run. at fret let them suck twice q
day for q few days, then once q day for
q week then several times at two days
apart then extend the intervals still
more for a few times, after which let
sucking be stopped for good. By this
course neither the mother nor her off
spring are much disturbed by the wean-
ing, and the latter viii not u poor, as
by abrupt weaving.
LET any farmer compute the sum
which full annual crop Of apples would
p4oduce, ever at a low rate per bushel,
and he will be surprised to find how
much o profitable bis apple orchard
Is than any part of the farm devoted to
grain growing. With good manage
ment and manuring a full crop of APP
Piles may be grown every year with as
much certainty as any grain crop and
with less expense.
IT generally happens that the pillow or
the harrow. in common with most ma
chinery used on the farm or in the gar
den, goes into winter quarters rather
the worse for wear. This thing or that
IS broken or worn and needs repair.
The winter is a time of considerable
leisure among farmers, and some OF this
time should be devoted to putting tools
in proper order for the next seasons
work.
TEACH colts to walk, and walk fast by
allowing no other gait until they have
fully accomplished the walk. 1t is the
best gait for the farmers horse, and the
best preliminary training to fast trot-
ting.
IxnIENss crops of mustard are pro-
duced in California, and several millf;
have lately been established to work ue.
the product. This ought TO "draw' nc
ornd saoan uoffIaxa 40 OoIxfr~,To :
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"Are they2 What's it about?"
81 don't know exactly. Something
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HOUSEHOLD.

THIS pretty little present is one that
is useful, and mol expensive to make.
The materials used are, clean and per
feet walnut shells, any bright scraps OF
silk, and some narrow ribbon. To
make: Take two walnut shells, clean
Thorn thoroughly, and make two little
holes, with o hot gimlet, opposite each
other, OF the top and bottom Of each
shell. II the color Of the shell Is to be
different from its natural brown, stain
II with Stephens stain to the desired
tint. Varnish with gum shellac dis
solved in alcohol, and put the shell in a
warm room until the varnish can be
touched and is dry. Makes bright silk
bag three inches and ahalf square, with
a hem at one end and a place beneath it
for q drawing-string. Sew Of the half
nuts at equal distances a little way from
the bottom part of the silk, with the
help OF the holes drilled in them, and
run q thread round the bottom and fn-
ish with a small ribbon bow. Run a
narrow ribbon in the drawing-string.
ana make a little bow for the top Of each
shell, and draw the case together with
the ribbon. Fill the bag with sweets
or o small bottle of scent.
PERsPIRING FEET.-In washing the
feet, where there is a tendency to per-
SEPARATION, the water should be as hot as
can be borne, and soap and ammonia
freely used. In such cases 1t is also adj
visable to have insoles that can be Ia
ken out and changed frequently, and
these insoIes should also be dipped III a
two per cent. solution OF carbol1c acid.
The eloth-top shoes are an imp ovement
on the leather tops for warm weather,
"a they afford q better ventilation for
the feet. 1t is an old hygienic rule
that TO insure perfect health the feet
must be kept warm and the bowels reg
ular; and 1t is the experience OF ell ply
sicians that more bodily ailments can
be traced to the neglect OF proper care
for the feet than perhaps any other
single cause. Shoemakers and shoe
dealers have enough toarswer for with
out being held responsible for all these
troubles. and when customers complain
they should be made to understand that
\ little care given to their feet will save
! world of annoyance as well as of suf-
Iering.