New-York tribune., 1885-07-12

evangelist Cities with supcrsbuudant v,.,... ! ! -
laton woud save money BY Diminishing their po,,s. -
and engaging good evangelist to convert eye,,s.sS
Ana OF course the better tho evangelist the lse. -
would charge. We fear, however, that even Sam ~.
would lind some parts OF New.York very stopy .,o-s
Ono of the Mexican Orchestra's musica, ,n.t,,..-.
has ninety nine strings. The who can siHcsss..
manipulate this complicated combination and svoS
good chairman for q Democratic Conyention o ~ se
Central Committed Baltimore American. " Suse
bill is before the New Hampshire Legslaturs n :.
tablish the whippngpost In that State for the pn,r
ment OF wifebeaters It is getting to be 80 that 10
beaters will have TO 90 to the highly civI,,ss
countries Of Europe in order to indulge In their ma,
domestic exercise with impunty.
~wherc are the American poets r. an Enellsh .,,s
demands. Where are the American poets Why LiS~s
your SOUL they are everywhere and their name IA ess
uDited states with his machine rsged ~ IN Vcs ,hs ~ s
OF mis- ready at moments notice to respond 70 ~
the basement dungeons under the press rssx
be lot loose when occasion demands. Nohe Of foSs ~
lanreates o. but real bona do "yi vi poets ali Wi
and yard wide, and closely woven at taat when ~
the American that isn't a poet ''''S
The Nine have removed their abode from Parnassus
To our sky kssins mountains their health to repair
AMI We beg assure English critics. who sass US
That they're growing quite fat ON American air.
-lBoston Courier.
Inoffensive partisan "a Democrat who gets SIM
under this Administration
Professor s. Z. Langley, Of Allegheny University, ~
with all the positveness of research and scientific
discovery that sunlight is blue instead OF white rhe
Professors observations have been taken since the
Democrats began to impregnate the air vita swearing
against the Administration.
What Of Nantucket
Quakers and quiet,
Prevailing east winds
And some sameness OF diet
-iJohn Paul
Lady Randolph Churchilrs recent success in politcs
will Increase the demand for American wives In Eax.
land They high. but the statesmen OF that
try must have the II they expect to prosper In their
busness.-lSt Louis Globe Democrat.
General Butler made the mistake OF sailing in his
yacht America In the race of Cape Ann on Thursday.
and she In last The General weighs too much foe
ballast though he Is good for any amount Of wind
work on land, 1t doesn't count in a yacht race.
SIC TRANSIT.
When shall my darling wedi
Softly to my love said,
When the violrts sweet were blowing.
Like her blue eyes gently glowing,
Aud the wntry winds lad fled;
LDwly did she make reply,
"When the swallows homeward n.y."
Summer with her gorgeous train.
Swept the v0lcts from the plain
Lilies gracefully were bending,
Roses sweet their perfume sending
On the June-time air again;
Still she answered lovingly,
"When the swallows honeward n.y."
Glorious autumn cl0tneu In gou
Decked the woodland aud the void,
But my heart-my heart Is sighinss
For the swallows h0neward lying
Brought presence grim and cod;
For my love with eyes OF blue.
uonieward with the swallows fiew.
Now n specter grimy stands,
Beck ming with Outstretched hands;
Cold the snow IL drifting, drifting,
Der new-inado grave is sitting,
Binds my heart In icy bands;
Never from that icy chain
VIII my heart be free again.
Eugene Clay Ferguson. III Galveston News
correspondent asks what the Presidents appon:
mens thus far indicate. We should say they indicate
that he kn4ws just where the most obscure and unit
men are In the habit OF hiding themselves.
Henrys talk IA usual. confined entirely to base.
ball Sele lad usually shown much interest In the
subject but this evening she evinced great anim isn
Which player do you like best e. she asked Heury
REPLIED The pitcher, by all means; don't you T. No,
Henry" said Nellie, with o suggestive yawn; prefer
the short stop" The answer came 50 sudden that
beforc Henry recovered his presence Of mind he was
out In the with his hat crowded down over nia
throbbng temples and walking at the rate Of fifty laps
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