New-York tribune., 1885-01-02
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Saws an Arizona paper Our rising youn snwDone<
Doc Melville driving along the street hen his horse
took fright and away. He was thrown violently 10
the sidewalk and knocked senseless. Presently he re-
covered little his unconsciousness. and noticing
the crowd which had gathered about him, remarked:
What's the matter, gentlemeni Anybody hurt anu
Dr. Melville Can be OF any seTvicel When the JOKE
was explained to him he set up for the boys"
TIE NEw-YoRK TRIBUNE says that Major George
climate Of the Fifth Avenue Hotel doesn't agree with
the major. lie weighed is0 pounds when ho passed
through Atlan,a.-l Atlanta Constitution
We boast great deal OF public school system but
something could be advantageously learned Of those
abroad In .den instance four hours week are
given 10 instruction in the mechanical arts
body Of welleqappsd men are about setting ,a ens
from Laramie city for Northeastern Wyonns s,n tor ns
coyotes The latter are terror to cattle s1 & sS ro
have ncrcassd OF late the plains and do DAMAGE BY
enticng away ones. that the loss to owners n
great every year and is steadily Increasing IL is In.
pessble in ordinary times catch the rderess Wild
horses with other animals bearing the burden OF man.
season when not well fed to shoot down the stations
and then the remainder Of the herd The ssped.
tioa goes out prepared TO remain ava! iroih e'iA'n
until April philadelphia Press
nervous young clergyman engaged to act as sup
ply for church In Connecticut town, tho otnsr SUM
day When he went up in the pulpit to preach no was
horrhcd to discover that he had forgotten his sermon
To try 10 spsak without notes was out OF the question:
Gold the congregation his trouble, and requested them 70
wait unt hs got back with his discourse Though no
ran all the distance he was gone about fifteen minutes
and came back entirely exhausted lie started 10 do'
liver his sermon but after utterins about ten worus
broke down completely from want OF breath, ana re
ouested the congregation to sing hymns until no was
sufficiently rested 10 so ON.
The Row Mr. w. A. johnson brought TO The Amnseare
oc lst night the coppsr gauges OF the o. d. IL 10 -
and 31.polna balls used at tho battle OF Ne" "
General Andrew Jackson These interesting re' connty.
grandson OF James WhOrey, sr VINO soia IN
BeiTs Bible Montgomery Bell Acaaey ias.
ier The halls made from the gauges were lihuiaStusst
NJ tho f'nmberasd Furnace, Dickson county, anu SEN
10 General jackson at New orleans on nat
.toricai Association and shown IN the Tennessee OK
hibIt at New Orsans-l Nashville Amer""L
DIR. Cogswell, the San Francisco dentist Is ha''hss
hard time with his fountains Nobody seems 10 "aR'
the and tho doctor Ia abusedhe plumber Tor onerns
thon as a free gilt.
What In the worlo are you'll staring at that young
married CO lple inteny T. asked young lady o
another arailroad train Oh J! exclaimed hef eo'n
panon with start and sigh SO na'ur ~ rp,,g. Iii ~
Girls 10 contemplate matrmopy, you know !'-tburhe
ton Free Press.
IA Detroit damsel who ran away with coachman ana
subsequently eoped vita policeman is now In jail Tor
committing forgery. We hesitate to throw blghtihS
chill over any honeymoon in blissfu progress, pnt
| facts are facts.
They were gliding over the giaro surface OF the iec
together lmaking graceful sweeps with the g''oii's
TI dare you to make the fancy figures on Ice that
| WILL" said Reginald. 49,. -, ,a,, mi
I'm quite sure, Regy my boy that you coa oe ancv y
| handsomely at that" replied Agernon lug i.s.y a.
figures | make lee generally depenu on 'ns ~ VI n.
| ticular plaid pattern there Ia on my trouscrs "~
| immediately illustrated Hartford Fos''