Bridgeton pioneer., 1885-12-03
NASBY.
In a BaStecl,
dor takin' possession of the Post OtfiS,l
CONFEDERIT Y ROADS,


into which | am incarserated. | amt
shoor whether my umble efforts inn
prove the people or not, but it serves
to keep NE from dwellin onto my
wrongs, which eff dwelt thereon wood
drive me to madnis. Preachin and the
pitiful supplies which Bascom doles out
to me in insuffishent quantities keeps
reason from reelin onto her throne
My tex last evenin WIZ: 'Ie SheU not
yoke the Or and the ass t0gether"
My Brethren, there amt nothin in
life but wat 700 kin find suthin in the
Skripters wich is applicable to it, es-
peshly when 700 are in trubble. Their
is so many teXes that are applicable to
trubble that | dror the inference that
the Jews, fur wich the book wuz orig
inelly written, wuz mostly in trubble,
but none Nv EN-, so fur ez ! hev red,
ever went and elected President fur
the sake Nv gittin holt NV the of1ises,
and then didn't get EN-. Possible it
wuz sich an okkurrence that fioored
Job. Eff so, kin see why he scraped
hisself with oyster shells and he'd hard
work to still beeleeve in the iestis NV
the Deity.
Their is so many sich passages in the
Skripters that | reely think that the
Corners ought to apply to the Home
Missionary Sosiety for anotherl copy,
fur general yoose, ez the one Square
Gayltt yoose to sware witnesses onto
isn't alluz accessible. | don't like to
hev to go to Bascoms bar-room to
lind the Square every time want to
refer to the Bible But this is a di-
greshen.
The passage which hev quoted fits
to the present circumstances like a
Dudes trowsis. Last fall when we
jined with the Wugwumps we yoked
OK and ass together Wich was the
OK and wich wuz the ass | will try to
tell 700 at sum fucher time. At present
it looks very much ez eff both seek
shuns wuz ass, becoz neither NV us hev
got the provender, the Republicans
still holding the places. And then
agin L shood say that both seckshuns
Wuz OK, becOz we did all the pullin.
Inc marks NV the yoke IL on my neck
at this time, and yit Lubbock still
handles the males and hez the letters
to the Loozeaner Lottry company to
open, while | am pinin in a Basteel
and goin thirsty thereof.
"Ie shell not yoke the or und the ass
together"
The OK and the ass may pull together
fur a time but they can't continner
becoz the combinashen is onnachrel.
The ass is frisky and onsartin while
the OK is steady and pashent. Take
this view of the case and the Dino
crisy is the OK and the Mugwumps the
ass. The Dimocrisy hez been pulling
under the heavy yoke NV perpetchooal
defect fur "A long yeers, but we KEEP
pullln regardlis. We pulled evenly all
the time. Opposin the war we sun
ported 1OOnyun General in '69. and
last fall we took up a man fur Presi
dent Wich wuz never electit to nothin
oy Dlmocratic votes. Why did we do
this? Becoz thro sich nominashuns if
seems to us, lay the direct way to Post
Olhses, and Post Offises being the CEN
tral sun in the Dimekratic system. we
swallered EN-.
The Mugwump bein frsky NAV be
considered the ass. He left the Repub-
llkln party to vote for the tyrant Cleve-
land' last Fall, and this Fall he swirches
around to the Republicans agin AMI
opposes DimOcrisy in the person nv
Hill, which he didn't defect. Halle
loogy. But he don't git the Post
o1llses either, fur the tvrant Cleveland
won move at all. The Mugwumns
aon t want the of1ises, and Cleveland
processes that he can't find Dimocrats
that is fit fur em. The Muownmn
don't want an offs becoz when he
takes an offs he becomes committid
to suthin stiddy, and ceases to he .
MugWump The tyrant's reason fnr
not appintin Dilnekrats is shameful
Sposn the Dimocrisy, ez a rooI. ain,t
lit to hold the offises? Them's the kind
which wants 'em. Wat yoose is a offs
to a man wich can earn a livin soma
other way? The Dimekratic lice uv -
Oils is to pervide a place fur the man
wien don't want to work, and wich
pays for his place in politiIkle services,
III Grover Cleveland, ON whose head
lite cusses, don't understand this he is
the wrong man in the wrong place
wat Endorsement wuz therfur NE to 90
10 lnJeany to vote three times in one
preclnk, except the Post-of1is at the
Corners? Why did 1 spend in eleck-
shuneerin the $3.65 l borrered NV an
lhebriatid Louisville drummer, when