Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-12-11
POLICE COURT.

i young fellow about is years old WAS up
before Judge Glenn for beng drunk. His
name is A. Martin and appeared to be a very
youthful offender. He was fined the usual
three dollars and cost and repremanded, and
granted 8 stay of execution so that he could
see his friends and settle up.
Charles Delhi was tried by the court for
running a wagon over a section of the fire
hose at the fire Wednesday evening and cut
ting it with the wheels. He WIS fined S25
and costs, the price ofreplacing section o.
the hose. While the defendant did no. in
| tend TO do wrong, the ofense Is one that has
often been complained of and might create
irreparabe injury.
sits an i'll wind" etc. Our little pleasant
~ of yesterday morning while it opened the
hearts Of Ed. Jewett's friends, opened the
gall-bag of ours. The one was exhibited 10
us with much satisfaction. but the other was
emptied all over US with screech of de-
light. The number of Democrats who
made haste 10 embrace Ed. esterday not on
| ly frightened US but led the boys TO believ'
tina; he was really out in the cold, SO the,
Clipped in and bought him magnifc.n
overcoat, when it ough, 10 have been plair
that we we're the fellow who WAS standing il
need of loving protection. Unless some
body is beside himself, and Of course b..
| aint, there is one in our midst worse than II
horse thief, one who ought to be hung
| right of, and that one is the editor Of III,
EAGLE. Eicarious suffering may be some
thing akin TO Joy. but to have Ed. get the
Goa; and we the halter is little weakening
for fact, 10 say nothing of the Markir,
sweat and peniientiary threat. If Ed. won't
give up TIE Goa; he ought to show us a hole
wherein to creep that We there might weep
over the terrible ngony being now endured
by our charitable contemporary. and all on
account of the wrongs and mistakes of the
party be so loves. He shows so much sud-
den anxiety for its welfare that We are led
to wonder at his ever having left it. While
Ed. chuckles over the coat given him by the
boys, we will wager ginger snap that none
of them enjoy the praises of one whose pre-
tended mad is but the old hypocri,ical dodge
of the opposition to make capital against
Republicans, and who, if he thinks there is
any CALLED jade wincing on this side of the
street, is wasting his sweet breath.
While the reporter was manipulating
both the political parties yesterday morning
with a view to passing an ordinance of Sc
cession, for the purpose of allowing a play
full icicle that had pre-empted. homestead
ed and taken up a timber claim on the
shores of his spinal column during the pre-
vious night, TO sever its federal connection
with his anatomy, he began devising ways
means for letting himself down light on lis
"open winter" representation and his wild
goose theory, but he failed utterly before
breakfast. Later in the day, when Old Sol
began TO assert his supremacy, ard the
snow and ice were vanishing, he hardly
knew whether it WAS best 10 stick TO his
open winter racket yet, or 60 say that the
wild geese went round the other way. He
finally concluded to table the question until
spring, when he promises 20 predict the
whole thing TO certainty, no matter what
action congress shall take on the silver dol
lar