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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-06-15

''BusY~
HISTORY OF OUR HOUSE HAVE WE MADE so
MANY SALES IN ONE DAY AS WE DID LAST
SATURDAY, AND IF OUR CLERICAL FORCE
HAD BEEN LARGER MORE SALES WOULD
HAVE BEEN THE RESULT
TODAY WE ARE CROWDED WITH BUYERS
OF THIN CLOTHING. OUR REMOVAL PRICES
ARE TEMPTING, AND EVERYBODY REALIZES
THE FACT BY MAKING LIBERAL PURCHASES
MEMS CASHMERE SUITS,
AT REMOVAL PRICES.
MEMS sEERsUCKERPONGE DRAFT EFT TAE.
SERGE, ALPACA. NUNS CLOTH, AND
LOTS OF OTHER SUMNER GOODS
AT REMOVAL PRICES.
MEMS. BOYS AND CHILDRENs PANTALooNs
AT REMOVAL PRICES
LIVERY GARMENTS, IN LINEN OR FLANNEL,
AT REMOVAL PRICES.
TAILORING DEPARTMENT
SHARES THE SAME FATE AS THE OTHER
DEPARTMENTS
REMEMBER, NOT A GARMENT IN THE
HOUSE SPARED. EVERY ONE HAS THE RE:
MovAL PRICE ON 1T.
A. SAKS & CO.,
ONE-PRICE PLAIN-FIGURE CLoTHIERs.
je15 31e AND 31s SEVENTH STREET.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-06-15

The soldiers cannot complain of any slack
ness In the pension office. During May, S,9O6
pension certificates were issued, which is the
largest number eveqranted in one month since
the organization of the office
The most conservative citizen may now take
Of his winter fiannelS
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-06-15

1t has long been a proverb that Americans
work too hard so that the movemeht in New
York city towards general halt holiday on
Saturday afternoon will be welcomed by most
people as move in the right direction The
experiment worked well last Saturday, and it
Will, no doubt, improve the health and morals
and hence the wealth, of all classes TO have the
extra leisure
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-06-15

New York is putting the screws on 10 the tele-
graph companies which have ignored the laws
relating to underground wires commission
has now been created, before which the compa-
niles are ordered to appear and show their plans
for sinking their plant in compliance with law,
and in case of their failure to thus appear the
commission is instructed to put the wires I'M
derground by ant system that seems best. and
charge the bill To the cOmpanies
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WANTED-HELP.

rear Of Ie6o Eth &. corner Of It NV. IL
WANTED-IMMEDIATE NINE Won
Hands SO7 Pennsylvania ave. 1fs
WANTED.-A. PARTNER WITH $500 FOR a
fa II , established ,I Collecting AEs1cy q good
to the right parties Apply at Emmett House, opposite
and FL IT, HSEnlRs and 10
w boarding-house. Apply 94l II St NV. jel5st'
"ANTED-sIX GRANITE BLOCK PAYERS,
w ,s1t is,s and SITS. NV. Steady employment.
WANTED = RESPECTABLE WHITE GIRL,
NY for general housework; reference required In
WANTED-A COMPETENT GERMAN GIRL,
w as nurse for children: references required Apply
to a. LGEFLER 9TH st. road or stall es7 eth street
w Cooks, $40 to $40; chanbermaids, nurses. gen
erai workers; scrub and kitchen girls men cooks.
"ANTED--A GOOD, COMPETENT WHITE
en- Nv 5et%es do and Apply !s
w eraI housework. plain cooking. wash and iron.
Apply with references at COS 9th st. NV. jel32ts
WANTED-A HEALTHY Lad. NOT MORE
willing to make himself useful In an office Address
WANTED-sMART, ENEReETIc AGENTS ~
tiers; easily attached to any faucet complete reyo
arse in to Una. on For rus s snd
81 81. S5ss
W. attsyille, to cook in summer and cook and wash
In winter for family Of three; good home fair wages
a aHY Sn noass last ss
WANTED, YOUNG Man AND HIS WIFE
w to take charge Of private residence for three
Star office je11-1w*
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Thanks to the liberality of the masses aroused
just in time by the efforts of the New York
World, the country can welcome the Bartholdi
statue without blush. 1t is expected to ar
rive in New York to-day or tomorrow, and
great preparations have been made to receive
1t with becoming dignity. The demonstration
Will no doubt heighten the interest i'm the
statue, and lead TO the speedy success of the
effort to raise the remaining twenty-five thous-
and dollars needed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-06-15
ATTORNEYS
HOTELS.

BRocK's CONGRESSIONAL HorEL
This Hotel is situated opposite the Capitol-New Jer-
sey ave. and b St se.-the most elevated; point In
Washington 1t Is out Of the malaria district, being
one hundred feet above the level of the Potomac river
From its Balconies a beautiful view can be had of the
entire city Of Washington, Arlington Heights, Poto-
hac River and the Capitol grounds. Summer boarders
accommodated with delightful airy and well ventilated
rooms Transient ST. 90 per day. Regular boarders for
summer season al low rates. H. BROCK Prom
mhlS-3m Formerly Of Jersey City. n. J.
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WANTED--ROOMS.

WANTED - GOOD COOL SECONDSTORY
w Room, with board, for gentleman and wife of
moderate means; without children; permanent If
suited. Address SCIOTA, star office. jeI5-2ts
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

"ANTED-BY A WHITE LADY WHO THO
in pfiSsse family 8ddrssss af Sian
"ANTED-BY A YOUNG WHITE WOMAN, A
w situation in private family, to do light cham
@ at night; t Address
WANTED-BY A REsPECTABLE WHITE
washing and ironing; with references Please Call at
111o 26th st. NV. Its
WANrED-sITUATIoN, OR TO DO WORK AT
prospective, decorative, &c. Address II. V, Star
"ANTED-GOOD EMPLOYMENT OF ANY
and
WANTED BY REsPECTABLE WHITE
No as Go s
Boundary n. W. jel5-2t*
WANTED BY a COMPETENT WHITE
washing and ironing Address A. O. e. Star Office.
"ANTED-PLACEs FOR HoUsEKEEPERs.
w seamstresses ladies maids cooks, nurses. cham
ences s A. cooMBs. " Emplcyment Bureau. eSs
st. NV. je15-6t*
JVANTED-BY FIRsT-CLAss PENNsYI-
aes or %' afraid On Of
work. Address E. NJ. L., Star office. jsis-st:
WANT5EPI1., SITUATION BY An Expert
present situation for the past four years reference
present employer Address Box lls Star office jl2-3
WANTED-BY A COMPETENT GERMAN
horses in stores and hotels Willing to work
for small wages. Address l7O1 eth st. jel23t*
a2,1 loT s. M Mn PosIT1oN
Gan a s S best of references Address sss
w versan with five languages, a ready shorthand
writer and newspaper correspondent desires an en-
ROSE. 100 F st, NV. jel06t*
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]o i$s5 issh t.14rs12sI'1zse St. 1or. mi.-s7s
40 81, IT. IN. 1888 1913 St. 10 r. m H.. IS
5l2 I'm ST. l5r NIL 30 2l33 st. NV, Sr mi so
!!4Z tstnw .lOr. MI. I5 1884 Riggs ST. e 35
416 9th ST. l6r ID L., S3 SO 429 ST. Or m / on 90
THOMAS j. FISHER & co,
my23 1924 + street northwest
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superintendent Murray, who succeeds Mr..
Walling as head of the New York city police.
has given his captains plain talk, in the
course of which he told them that he intended
to enforce the laws respecting the liquor traffic,
gambling and street-walking, and that it would
be as much as their places were worth to be
found delinquent in their duties in these re-
spects. This Is fair start, and ii is TO be hoped
that the new broom will continue to sweep
clean indefinitely, but the superintendent has
q hard task before him
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1885-06-15
The Evening Star has n regular, permanent
bona dde daily REGULATION more than treble
that Of any other daily paper published in
Washington, and equal to that of all the
other daily papers here added together.

Having received assurances from Gladstone
that he will not make trouble, the Marquis of
Salisbury has undertaken to form cabinet. 1t
will be, however, distinctly a government by
sufferance, and cannot have much power or
dignity. As the real nature of the crisis appears
more clearly, the conservatives are almost as
angry at the liberals for letting themselves be
defeated they were happy at the moment of
triumph. There is, indeed, some ground for the
criticisms of the tories. The Gladstone minis
try, to be sure, was beaten on a test question
but the adverse vote did not represent the real
sentiment of the house on general lines of
policy The defeat was either accidental or
voluntary, and has not affected the relative
strength of the parties In parliament. If the
liberals wish TO assert themselves on any ques-
ton hereafter, the conservative ministry will
find itselfin ridiculous minority, so that after
all they must conform to the liberal policy or
be at once defeated There is some force, there
fore, in the conservative complaint that the
liberals will neither rule themselves nor permit
any one else to. But this curious state of
affairs is only temporary. Parliament expires
very soon, and then the country will determine
for itself which party it wishes in power.
The mind cure is agitating the good people of
Boston to a serious extent. Two cases are cited
by the disputants, that of Mrs Frances Hodg-
son Burnett by the adherents of the mind cure,
and that of Louisa Acott by its revilers. Both
ladies are sufficiently well known and have q
sufficiently strong personality to attract sup
porters to their respective views. and each has
described her case graphically so that her own
conclusions are shown to have been reached
from careful personal experience. The contest
Is waged not by ignorant and unthinking par
tisans, but by some of the most brilliant intel
lects in the field of literature. That the condi-
tion Of the mind has great influence over the
health OF the body is an accepted fact in medi-
cal science, but that an abnormal development
OF faith would suffice to cure scarlet fever, small
pOy cholera is IN no DrpSurpaJ
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nor RENT-HOUSES.
II Per Month.
PIC f. Cap. ST., fur...-$15O
204 a 81. Sc, 10 so
100 q st. Sc, mi, 9r......35
% ID st. Sc, mi, 8 1908
116 18th st, Sc, 6r.25.4 40
$50 Nj. av. Sc, 7r.25.39
941 est. S. w, 3 r...........25
2O22 9th st. NV, g r...-1S
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NOR RENT
II 1912 18th st. ,1Or.
m. l.-.....................$6S.OO
20lS M.1Or,m.i. ,new55.OU
SO2 21st st. IL r......55 90
l141 q st. NV. ,lOr.. $500
2l2S l. st. 12r...........45.5O,
lab 21stSt. l2r.m.i.45.5O.
sos Dist st. 9r-..... 40 As
3U43 n st. ,llr.m.i... 1000
1920 u st. 9r., IN. i...35.5Ui
500 23d ST. Sr. MI. $3.50
524 Goth st. n W. ST. .35. 90
ieS WESCOTT Il v
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Il 4&716 II St. Sr. So. 600
sos 9TH st., f.h., Srs. IA, 500
5l4 9th St. FIJI, 7rs-2,50O
3O5 +. Cap. 81, f h. 7rs-2,5OO
go III St, (. H., q RS. -. 900
2l6 Del. av. FIJI, 5rs. l 500
"a to SO Myrtle ST.,
b. L., NIL, rs.........l,SO0
~, IS, "a and So
Myrtle ST., b. b.. sr.1,SOO
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FOR lighthouses.

TNOR RENT-I325 X ST., FROM JULY lST,W
IL or without board, suite Of Rooms with private
bath; Also other rooms; southern exposure. Summer
prices jeI5,3t*
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22
DR.. Foot Offers $1,000
FOR ANY
FEMALE DISEASES

That he cannot cure, when claiming to.
The Doctor has had such an extensive
practice that he usually can tell woman
her many troubles WITHOUT ASKING A
QUESTION-SIMPLY BY LOOKING AT
HER.
There is not one case in one hundred that
cannot be relieved and cured in few
weeks. and yet there are few women who
are not afflicted with one or more incumbers
of this vast army of disease and death.
Among the most important may be ennme-
ceration, LEUC0RGA, Painful, SCANTY
and GENERAL DEBILITY, BARRENNESS.
etc., and many well-known symptoms.
Uterine Cancer and liberation, Displace-
ments, etc., can henceforth be cured at
your homes. Yonneed not go East to suffer
from the old and unsuccessful treatment of
the knife, pessories and bungling and I'M
natural instruments yet in vogue with the
old school practice of ten or fifteen years
ago. WILL VISIT YOUR RESIDENCES
when desired, and thorough examinations
made when necessary.
ONE VISIT only is required in a majority
of chronic diseases. First visit low price.
The Doctor does business on the square, and
will tell every patient as NEAR THE
TRUTH as possible. If the Doctor believes
hat your case can be greatly improved or
ured, he will tell you so, and IL not he will
OF take your case under treatment. Hun
reds of Western testimonials to. be seen
the Office already.
OFFICE HOURS from 10 am. to pm.
nd from to 9pm.
ER-Terms very low this month.
CONSTIPATION FREE AT THE
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22

WHEN THE B. & o. makes a reduced
rate, less for the Inauguration in many
instances than one fare for the round
trip, it throws open its entire line with
every train included in its schedule to
its patrons, not as On some other lines,
debarring passengers from fast trains,
and exacting not only full, but double
fares. In other words, thosewho buy
their tickets for Washington via the
Baltimore & Ohio road get ''the very
best the Company has in the shop" as
the saying goes, for the reduced rate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22
LEE BALTIMoRE & Ohio does moi san.

THE BALTIMORE & Ohio does not say,
as do some other lines, "Your ticket,
sir, is only good on such and such a
train without paying EXTRA that is, go
down into your pocket again, or take a
slow train. On the B. & o. the famous
limited trains are at the service of its
patrons, one and all, and the advantage
OF making from one to six hours quicker
time to Washington than by the limiteds
of any other lines, is secured; and don t
cost penny over and above the regular
round-trip rate, at which the Inaugural
ton tickets are sold.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22
DR.. P.STEINHART,
Specialist.
Former Partner of
DR.. MINTIE, SAN FRANCISCO
No. 26I Main street.
Opposite Overland House, in Union Bloc
Room No. l, First Floor.

Can be consulted daily from o'clock to
u o clock a. m. and from 2 to O'Clock pm.
Sundays from 10 am. to pm. He has had
twenty-five years experience in the special
treatment of all Venereal, Sexual and
Chronic Diseases, and guarantees to cure all
urinary Diseases, Syphilitic or Mercurial,
Affections of the Throat, Skin or Bones,
NERVOUS DEBILITY Impotency and Lost
Manhood, exhausted Vitality, Seminal
Weakness Spermatorrhoea, Paralysis and all
the terrible effects of Self-Abuse, youthful
follies and excuses in maturer years,
Nocturnal Emission, the effects of which are
various, maddening and destructive to both
body and mind, aud unless cured will ter
inmate fatally. The presence of the disease
causes continual consciousness OF a slow
and gradual decay of all the power of body
and mind with loss of manly power and
yigOr, defective memory, heart affections
loss of sight noises in the head and ears
confusion of ideas, aversion to society, exces
sive prostration, trembling of the hands and
limbs, consumption, marasmus and ultimate
arrangement of the mind. The will power
becomes so weak that the person seems to
lose control of himself and cannot look one
square in the face. 1t also causes Dyspepsia
and Indigestion with Heart and Kidne
Disease.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC

THE BUSINESS HERETOFORE CAR
i ried on by the Salt Lake Foundry &
Machine Co., in Salt Lake City, is now I'M
der the management and control of the I'M
designed, said company having transferred
and delivered its property to me for certain
purposes named in two deeds, bearing date
of August list, 1888, and June I'd, 1884, re-
spectively. The business will be carried on
till further notice, in my name, and all debts
due the said company will be paid to me, as
no one is authorized to collect the debts and
Bccounts of said company but myself.
A. G GfAUQUE, Trustee
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22

l-One elegant rosewood upright
Fischer Piano, from George
Careless 81 Co.'s Music Ware
rooms, First South street. List
Zone very fine Estey Organ,
style So, with fourteen stops;
on exhibition at Daynes &
Coalter's Music Rooms. List
S-One Gladstone Dog Cart,
magnificent vehicle; body OF
stamped vulcanized rubber,
from the Salt Lake City branch
of the Studebaker Manufactur-
ing Company, ]. B. Glass, man
ager. List price ...........
4One "Bain" Farm Wagon,
deliberately finished; vanished
to exhibit the grain of the
|. wood; made after the most
popular improvements, and
designed as a representative
wagon, from the Howard Sc
bree Company, agricultural
implement firm. List price. :. 81.
5-One New Buckeye Harvesting
Machine-A Self-Binder, from
/ the mammoth establishment of
George A. Lowe, Ogden and
Salt Lake. List price.
Gone Magnificent Bedroom Set,
cherry wood in imitation of
mahogany; upholstered in the
highest style of art, from the
extensive furniture establish
ment of H. Dinwoodey, 81 to 40
W., First South Street, Salt
Lake City. List price .........
lone superior Parker Doule-bar-
relied, Breech-loading Shot Gun,
extra fine Damascus steel bar
rels; elegant English stock, gold
mounted; skeleton butt plate;
pitol grip, and patent fore-end
lock, from Evans & Spenc r,
Firearms, Sporting goods, elc.,
"a w. Second South street, Salt
Lake City. List price.
~ = One magnificent Gold
Watch, 16 dwts., 1S-K. case,
Celebrated E. Howard move
ment, made by the Z. Howard
Watch Company, of Boston,
conceded to be the best Ameri-
can manufactured wath. From
Joslin & Park, jewellers, Salt
Lake City, Utah, and Leadville,
Colorado List price. ..-.-.......-
| S-A Silver Tea Set. with embOSS-
ed tray, from o. H.. Eliason,
Matchmaker, Jeweler, etc., 100
S. Main street, Salt Lake City.
List price. Observation-Disclosures.
ga beautiful G. F. Martin Gut
tar, inlaid with pearl and
ivory. From D. o. Calder's
Warerooms. List price. No..
10-An elegantly finished Bis
marck Range, with all the
extras. From the Emporium of
William Jennings & Sons, Salt
Lake City. Listprice. ........
ia finely executed, neatly
framed Oil Painting. Subject.
utah Lake" from the easel of
Utah's favorite artist, Mr.. Fred.
Lambourne. List Price. 1910.
l2.-One strong, latest improved
Perry Road Cart. From the
John W. Lowell Co. Wagon
and agriculture implement
firm, Salt Lake City and Ogden.
List price Observation-Disclosures.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22

The TRUTH is always the best in the
long run, and the fact is that veracitv,
as the B, 81 o. has ever found, is like
honesty, very much the best policy If
make Inauguration rates good on all
trains, and not make low rates apply
only to cheap trains, the public would
believe more in them. Fact
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22
ONE HUNDRED PREMIUMS
RAPIDLY DRAWING NEAR.
CvALUE, $4,000, is

The opportunity will be kept longer
will then be finally closed The drawing will positively
The large number paying
they only
drawing when they ARREARAGEs and one
years subscription in advance.
partial list already selected remaining
number be shortly announced:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22
CONSULTATION FREE AT THE
NEW INSTITUTE,
First Door West of Herald Block,
First South Street.

P. S.-mvalids should call at once or write
for "list of questions" A majority of cases
can be treated just as successfully by letter
as though personally examined Medicine
sent everywhere in concealed packages and
express or postage prepaid.
P. S.-Send $100 for DR.. FooT's latest
medical work. "Good Sense or How to
secure Health and Retain IT.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22

l3.-One very fine, serviceabIe
Single Express Harness, with
Centennial nickel-plated trim
mings, from the saddlery and
100 harness manufaetory of J. w.
Jenkins Il Son, corner Second
South and First East streets,
Salt Lake City. List price. go.
90 14-one Life-Sise Portrait Of
''o0 President, John Taylor, in
erayon, beautifully framed
Mr.. John Hafen, artist, Pay
son. On exhibition at Savage'S
Art Bazaar. Price.
15-One celebrated Singer Sewing
100 Machine, on exhibition at the
Salt Lake agency, First South
Street. List price.
leone Gilpin Sulky Pillow, vor-
ranted the ightest draught.
from Grant, Odell d. Co.'s Wa
gon and Farm Implement
house. List price. ...:......
17-One excellent Roster Tanning
Mill, from r. Warnock & Co,
agricultural implements, etc,
Salt Lake City. List price. -.
18-One beautiful Fur Robe, from
500 the fur and robe house of
Noble, Wood & Co., Salt Lake
City. List price. ..............
19-One Elegant Chins Dinner
Set, of 149 pieces, from Little,
Roundy d Co., croekery, glass
ware, etc. 81 S., Main ST., Salt
Lake City. List price ......,
100 20-0ne extra fine, elegantly
finished Lady's Saddle, with
complete outfit, from w. L.
Pickard, No. Bow Second
South street. List price ...
21-Pair Life-size Photos ...
22-One celebrated ''Fire-on-the-
Hearth" Parlor Stove, from
David James & Co., plumbers,
+, M timers, gasfitters, ETC., 81 S.,
Main ST., Salt Lake City. List
price. Observation-Disclosures. q
23-one setof Chamber encyclo-
p@dia, ten volumes, S-vo., in
leather. On exhibition at
Dryers Book Store. List price 5,
2EOne Webster's New-Indexed,
Unabridged Dictionary, full
Russia leather, with elegant
800 stand. On exhibition at
Dryers Book Store. List price s
25-One pair life-size Photo
graphs, handsomely framed;
700 from Fox & Simons. ..........
wv 26-0ne Lady's Ottoman Silk
Wrap, elegantly trimmed, from
Mrs. NJ. G. Lapham. ......
500 27-0ne handsome Bureau, from
SOrenson & Carlquist. .......
i28-One Lady's Bonnet (your
choice), from Simon Bros.....
i, M Ozone beautiful Pair of Engrav-
wv ings, from Fox e. Symons..
30-Twenty full sacks of Roller.
Mills Flour, from the Phoenix
Roller Mills, Ogden, Utah, D.
o On: H. Perry and James Mack, pro-
prietors. List price ........
32-Ten tons of Pleasant Valley
Coal. From Remington, John
son & Co., agents for coal
mined on line of D. & r. G.
600 Railway, List price. ,..,.....
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22
Tapeworm expelled in "a Hours
Piles treated and successfully cured.

Consultation at the Office is FREE and in.
yited. Thorough examination and advice,
including analysis of urine, IS. Come at
once-do not put il off. All correspondence
strictly confidential.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-02-22

A PICTORIAL paper has good cartoon
called "Clevelands Dilemma 1t
represents our President-elect stand
ng with his hands in his pockets, and
complacently gazing into the distance.
On either side of him stand Randall
and 4rlisle, each with his favorite ban
ner-"Free Trade" Protection I'm
derneath are the lines:
RANDALL Under which King, Bee
CARLTsLEi oman speak or die"
CLEvELAND-"A plague O. both your
houses !"
WHY WE LAUGH" is subject that
has long been discussed in a more or
ess scholarly and phiIosophic manner.
We don't pretent to be able to give a
solution of the problem ourselves, but
we know why the wicked residents of a
certain little suburban town are laugh
/ ng just now. and it is all because some
burglars recently broke into the resi-
dence of recognized temperance
champion, and stole an overcoat and a
couple of bottles of whiskey.-E.r.