New-York tribune., 1885-01-09
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

THE TALK OF THE DAY.
Arizona raper Of recent date contains the loliowins
nai AN paragraph: Larry .Chugwhistie. the popua.
PERSONA baker OF Sun Up Corners departed
anu .sa., majority yesterday. We trust he mas goho
~ :. che land where baking is unknown
-, raner shouts tuat tho silver dollars must
Ah 9an snmsbody kindly inform tne Eastern tiI i,Ia
that the silver aou on small salary 1t goes in droyes or
sSeiy 1t goes anywhere ntS,np a thai has more 20 to
2ars Q, ,he , silver doar.-lneoln tNeo o'a'c "Ae
The boy who to his mother says
I'D sights the tempting syrup-cup,
sOh gimme some moiasses!
Advanced to riper years. stiil cries
when wearied from his classes,
And lounging at some watering place.
aOh, give me summer iasses, c,,.co Gun
s. The worst thing about the place., he
eAP s, tbs puisance Of numerous servants "hy'
- 80 was At Bogglywalah had four servants 10 iook
INV nine alonei" Four servants 10 atehu W 1oui
So. .Yes The first one brought 1t 10 me- .oe
~pa slled IT, the third lit it" And the fourthf'
80. he smoked it' no'0' '''-N
FORM you knowr
-. ORLEANS proposes properly to care for and treat
me thousands Of here at the 5 OF
soon 70 come must abolish at least c iOh ss e nm
ssrsbs sSs here curing the past few % me
ears In name Of visiting n we
health snenson of smoking the street OF TINS
city, az nsor Of the ladies and gentlemen Of New
Orleans In this much-needed reiorh-i>e" -oii'
Pcayune
wstsers spelling book it Is said st sels ~ at e caed
o. o. ~ nublc library while half dozen volumes OF
ouaas novel: 1ps %ay De boos is Sot thrilling enough
RsrsSd &srsid ''' f
u,or IN Arizona editor undertakes to give review OF
.ic1o oxyifh an
local tone II reads somewhat like this; January l.
pm Dawsop the bum was bitten by Gia monster
yapuarv % Bill Dawson died "a he deserved TO-
Februry l. short-horn Dick and Ned Jones hau hsn'
in which Mrs. Jones took hand ana oracheu Dioh
head with cuspidore June9 0. The Rev. smih leaves
the town because there Is DO money III pieaonins.
November 49, Gee Up Charley and Short Pants TWO
Apaches raid our Office and are sent to jail December
81. The old year gets knocked out.
pbor Kin. of California does inscribe his name on
his visiting cards. simply the words, The BISHOP
California"
A vouug woman recently from the Emerald Isle oc-
cupies the position of domestic in mansion In the IN
city few days ago a friend called her. when the
following cooquy ensued: Ana sren 'G@ hoo, h hos
strange lcfe Fax then iis The same If vas at
home feel Isn't the ine hospital the Home falcA'
close on there beyantf- Boston Courier.
Since Cumberland and Bishop. the mnd-readers, have
exhibited their skill St. Petersburg the city has gone
Wild over mind-reading. Everyone Is going into the
1usjness I'm an amateur way. II is a pity that the
Russians can't read the minds OF the Nihis,s Ihey
could keep out of the way concealed bombs and such
like things
The following paragraph printed in large type g going
fhe round OF ali the papers: " The Princess OF Wales
has sent box OF beautiful toys to the Infants depart
meat of the Hgham Street Board Schools, Norwich Tor
the use OF the children when school, or course the
alnlable Princess is In no wise to blame or ts reu
lous Item OF news corresp9noen, VINO en- ny,s sio rs
fbe same publicity the Norwich box OF toys That Is
London Echo.
I'm Christmas Day church In Berkshire County. Eng
land. was largely decorated with mgnonette.
ye,Iow tessamine, primroses. violets and anemones
picked from the open fields.
The largest room in the world under roof and un-
broken by pillars at ST. Petersburg lts 0zo ieet long
by $50 in breadth BY daylight 1t Is used Tor military
dispIays attaiioD completely manueuNre I'D
IT Twenty tapers are required 10 iight ~
The roof Of this Is single arch OF ron, ana IL
exhibits remarkable engineering skin In the archecI-
lTroy Times.
young clerk in grocery store.
Who was rollers before,
badly lained,
And loudly exclaimed
SKhy the deuce don't they cnsnlon tne noort
Il -iNorrisiown Herald.
Mr. Henry watterson throws light on the Democratic
stussion as follows: Randall cat, carefully
eusrdsd has slipped from the bag, and is yawng the
yawo of freedom on the top rail OF tho Chinese wall
The cat seems to be looming up in current politics
The City OF Ne Sco has so railroads. splendid street
oar systen telegraph wires to ali the world telephone
service with 700 subscrit six daily newspapers,
electric lights and the best bath houses IN America
philadelphia Press.