The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1885-10-07


The great Boston New York newspape
controversy about hash still RACES, neithe
side being willing to give in
The young ladies at the watering place
are SO handsome and attactive this yeaI
that pretty often mosquito gets mashed
on EN-.
A protest j. made against the vivisectiol
of dogs by men. Now let a protest b
made against the yivisection Of men b,
dogs.
Mr. John Foster Kirk VIII retire from
the editorship Of L.IgiRo7f's Magazine OF
January l. 1886, and he succeeded therein
10y Mr. William ). Walsh.
Mime Christine Nilsson VIII sing il
Berlin for the first time on October 18th
on special invitation Of the Emperor
The opera VIII be Faust"
Bubinstein says lac hopes to finish tn,
outline Of his operate oratorlo, Moses,
by the close Of tins month. but the work
VII not he ready for performance for {
year yet.
The Due de AIontpeusier Is said TO bt
the possessor Of the largest royal fortune
IN Europe, and be VIII probably bequeatE
II all TO the Comtesse de Paris. HIS only
living son Is an invalid imbecile
A correspondent Of TIC Boston 7i0Escrip
rises 70 inquire Is there known to be
now living any person who ever saw
George Washington" This affords the
oldest lnhabitant fne opportunity to
exercise his memory.
i presume l have seized the baggage
e OF more actors than any other man in tins
town said q gentleman al the railway
station IL q small town.
"Ah. youre 4 constable, are youl'
NO. sir; I'm the baggageman."
Lord Houghton's death was sudden.
He dined with his sister. the Dowager
Niscountess Galway. went 10 the theatre.
returned al 10 o'clock. found that her
ladyship had retired, went TO his own
room, felt slightly I'D. went TO his sisters
room and fell dead
Mr.. Gladstone was greeted with marked
respect by the Norwegians everywhere.
and received many compliments from the
public prints seldom. If ever" said a
leading journal has it been our fortune
10 behold such noble and energetic
countenaDce.
Prepared Tor ewuIst- Facetious party:
i say boy. dye think your donkey would
carry the two Of us Boy: ~Shure an !
do, sur: but may be We wouldn't mind
lawn me all yer money and vsluables,
becaso. don't You see. he might bolt wid
the pair Of yez into the say and get
drowned; and shure thin I'd be able to
buy anotherr
As q fast train stopped at Point Of Rocks,
Md the other day. the engineer was found
stunned and almost lifeless on the floor of
the cab while uear by lay a dead chicken.
The fowl had evidently attempted to hy
across the track in front OF the train, and
had come in collision with the head Of the
driver, killing itself and knocking him
senseless
Insanity does not appear to be on the
increase in England .-On examination Of
the figures" say the Commissioners in
Lunacy. 1t VIII be found that the increase
Is almost entirely due TO accumulation of
chronic eases Of the pauper class, so that
the community at large would not appear
more liable than formerly 10 be attacked
that insanity"
Mr.. Howells would never have been
Consul N Venice. and therefore, with ne
leisure for elaborate work would probably
have never been heard Of outside OF news
paperdom, but for the campaign book he
wrote TO make Lincoln President Put 50
much down 10 the credit Of the old spoils
system. It turned ont "a literary fellah."
'Socksfussendembech cried Bismarck.
Socks came IN and looked inquiringly al
the Chancellor. Dit You blaze dem Caro-
limo Ilants in de IZe chest NIT dem utter
dings yot 1 hef CO; NIT AfricaF O. SEIZURE
We'll. den dake EN- ouet and send um
y
come offer Und We git dot koolera."
A historic Pallsian cafe has Just been
closed Il was called the Cafe Procope.
and II was in the Rue de rAncienne
Comedie. Il WAS said to be the Oldest
cafe in France, and the first where ices
were introduced During the eighteenth
century it was the favorlte resort Of the
academicians, many Of whose portraits are
painted on the walls. In modern times It
was the meeting place Of a political club.
james Brown. whose portrait in oil has
Just been presented to Brown University
by his descendant. Mrs Carrie NJ Bajuotti.
Of Paris. was born in Providence March
- loss the great grandson Of the Rev
Chad Brown. who came to America IN
l6SS. and settled al Providence soon after
Roger Williams started the place his
-home lot comprising what Is now the
Brown University campus.
Ii Is estimated by Mexican officials that
the yearly loss to the Treasury Of Mexico
by smuggling along the northern frontier
is NOT less than Sl.5OoOOo. The United
States Consul at Guaymas estimates the
valueof goods smuggled from this country
across the Arizona frontier at $4,000
annually Ii l. believed that 50 long as
the duties levied by the Mexican Govern
ment are 50 high. 50 long VII smuggling
be continued and the smugglers risk their
lives for large profits.
Il Is sad that Kansas druggists will
swallow duplicate of al prescriptions
which they make up. II the customer VIII
pay them for It, IN orier to reassure Gus
TONERS against poison. Kansas Is d Pro
hibition State and druggists are very fre-
uuently called upon TO Ill up prescriptions
of whiskey. This would explain their
willingness to take duplicate Of their
prescriptions. The Kansas druggists are
shrewd fellows.
~How nice It VIII l'e. when the new ten
cent immediate delivery gOes into effect at
the post ofice.- said he Us the conversa-
ton Jagged.
-Yes- / suppose So replied she with
smile
~BecsHse then YOU know can write you
letter and yoa MI get It al once
'-Oh. Is that alls l didn't know but il
was new idea % send ice cream around
befare il melts.7
Such intense practically had It's reward
He proposed 70 some other girl the next
evening.
Al Gastein. when the Emperor and
Empress Of Austria took leave Of Kaiser
Wilhelm. the latter wished to accompany
them some distance from the Badeschloss-
They begged him 70 spare himself that
fatigue. But be insisted on gong. Then
Franz Josef. with dignifed pleasantly,
sid when yoU are wearing ny uniform
you should obey my orders Whereupon
KAISER Wilhelm who MAS in the dress Of
an Austrian Colonel. drew himself up
gravely saluted, and replied = must. Of
course. obey yOr Mslesir's commander