, 1885-07-08


The Buffalo Echo says m%ournfully,
Whisky is 80 cents a drink at Farwell.
W. T." The Echo seems to be going a
long way to borrow trouble.
AsUMMER resort advertises Nobody
dresses here Now that's cool. Per
haps the inhabitants are all engaged in an
Adamiess Eden company.
THR New York Tribune is working up
a fresh air fund. "Sweetened wind" is
advertised for sale in Cheyenne. Perhaps
the Tribune might get along with that.
The striking carmen of Chicago arc
not only painting the town red, but they
are making the air blue. The Garden
City will look like that historic monkey
after a little.
LoRD SALISBURY, the English premier,
considers il an honor to be called a journal
ist Well, yes, and it's something OF an
honor to be an English premier. Time
about is fair play.
REPUBLICAN officers think that the
president is simple in turning them out
since they know so well how to run the
offices. Yes, a sort of ~Jeffersonian sim
plicity is the policy Of the administration.
THE crop of little boys fingers doesn't
seem to have been up to the average this
season. Fourth of July pistols are not so
carniyerous as they were or the small boy
has worked a strategem. Likely the
latter.
NEW York policemen corral women
without escorts, on the streets at night,
indiseriminately, as ~disreputable charac-
ters. Why do they not corral the disrep-
utable men who make it dangerous for a
decent woman TO be abroad without an
escort2
TEXAS mar got a judgment against
L railway company for $25, 900, but being
dissatisfied with the amount, he got a
new trial and a judgment for six cents.
Now he would like to 20 behind the
returns, or behind the hill and kick
himself.
BIOLOGISTS say that the coal beds of
The earth will be exhausted in lO,S75
cars. Nevertheless lots of the biologists
sill be able to keep warmer than they
Sant to be, even after that; the irreverend
Bob lngersoll to the contrary, notwith-
standing.
IT is said hat when Sam Houser was
appointed governor of Montana, the late
.elegate to congress from that territory,
reclaimed Sic Semper Maginnis." This
: very good for Maginnis, but is should
be remembered that he has had ever since
us babyhood to practice on that Joke.
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\ NEW York exchange says The art
If fencing has taken a great boom in this
ountry. Exactly, and that's what some
II the people here are going to complain
0 the county commissioners about to-
lay. People have begun to fence in the
ounty roads, and that is carrying fencing
ltogetber too far.
In the Music Teachers National con-
'ention at New York, lately, Mr.. Carlyle
peterailea advocated practice for pupils
III a dumb piano. For the sake Of this
blessed advice the g~entleman's name is
forgiven, and coming generations viii
honor it, while the present one will just
'Rr back on its pastem joints and
'hout for genuine joy.
WHAT sort OF n meeting is this?"
lsked a stranger who happened accident
dly TO drop into a hall filled with ladies.
wv. c. T. T." was the reply. "What
: that to me2' said the stranger, a little
ION plussed. well, nothing particular,
'nly | thought it might be a dry goods
auction, and Sarah Jane told Inc she
ranted some edgiug I've got it and will
edge out.
The Mormons are talking Of going to
sonora, in Old Mexico. 1t is very hot in
sonora, but not as hot as sheol, and it
will be a wise thing for the Mormons to
90 to there final destination through
gradual changes like that. If, aitera sea-
-on in Sonora they 20 to Panama, they
can start from there to the other place
and take their ovcrcoats along to guard
against a stress of weather.
Color No Object.
BALTIMORE, July In the L. $.
circuit court, to-day, Judge Bond af-
irmed the decree of the district court,
awarding three colored women damages of
$1,000 for having been excluded from
inst class sleeping apartments on the
steamer Sue after they had purchased
inst class tickets.
Cattle Receipts.
CHICAGO, July 3.-Cattle-Receipts,
200; market strong and 10 TO 10 cents
higher; shipping steers, : g0(d6.25 ;
stockers ay,d feeders, slow, $aOO(g4. 90;
through Texas cattle irmer, Z 2.s5(d4.2O d.
western ras cattle, averaging 1890
nounds A. loA