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Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
A Plumb Up an Down Man.

i"What I banker arter am to meet q
plumb up an down man. OAR am
pussons IN dis club who wobble about
like loose wagon wheel. One day
dey greet you wild a grin as soft as Jane,
an de mex day dey doan' know you as
you pass on de street + doan'' mean to
hurt no mans feellin's, but I mean to
be plumb.
IF Whalebone Howker should come
ober to my house an ak de loan Of a
dollar, i wouldn't keep him on de hooks
fur hall an hour for decision.
should at once reply to him: Whale
bone, de man who uses % oney Armed BY
his wife at de wash-tub to buy lottery
tickets can't get no dollar outer met
When man axes my religion, I doan
beat aroun' de bush to find out if he has
found short cut to Heaben, but I de-
=nounce myself as a Babtist an, take my
chances BY de ole road. sz z s.. al.
When you think yes or no, doan'
hesitate TO say so. Doan' be leanin' one
way one, day an some odder way on de
mex. De man who knows whar' to find
you won't go away mad, chen if you de-
eide ag'in' HIM. Our Samuel Shin am
one day gwine to be a statesman an on
de mex he's gwine to open saloon Wild
q gilded ceilin' One day you will find
him Methodist an de mex You you will
see him devourin q uniyersalist sermon.
Meet him in de mawnin' an he am q
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
L1eutenantsLucien Young,

Lieutenant, Lucien Young, who is in
command of the United States steamer
Shenandoah, now at Coquirnbo, Chill,
writes to friends in Lexington, KY,
that he has cleared more than million
dollars from Investments in silver mines
and railroad in thai country.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
What the Sexton Said.

Mr.: Lewis Edwards, Sexton Of Mt Vernon
Place Church, Washington, D. G., certifes that
for several months past he had been suffering
with severe cough which distressed him day
and night He was very much debilitated,
with constant pains in his chest After trying
various remedies he used the Red Star Cough
Cure, which gave him entire relief. -
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

The secretary of the treasury, in response
to resolution adopted by the house, trans
mitted to the house statement of expenses in
marshals, supervisors Of election and chief
supervisors. Tho statement shows that dur
ing 1876, 1880, 1882 and 1854 the expenses for
special deputies were $651, $50, supervisors
s!ns, S34 and chief supervisors s3A, 752; total,
81, y73,H6. s,..r, 80, '&% - =
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

Private intelligence was sent from Washing
ton to Gardiner, Mont, that the bill to restore
the northwestern corner Of the National Park
to the public domain had become q law, and in
few hours night stampede was organized,
and all the valuable coal and mineral lands in
that part of the park were covered with loca-
ton notices. It sses 4
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

Hunts Kidney and Lverl Remedy is no emit
It is prepared by . scientific pharmacist, with
a full knowledge of the powers and virtues Of
each ingredient in the class of diseases which
it cures. 1t is purely vegetable and cannot
harm the youngest child or the most feeble in
valid .'.~-
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
!. Color Your Butter,

II Farmers that try TO sell white butter are oil Of
the opinion that dairying doesnotpay. nthey
would use Wells, Richardson 4 Co.'S Improved
Butter Color. and market their butter in perfect
condition, they would still got good prices, but
and quality. This color is used by all the lead
ing creameries and dairymen, and il sold BY
druggists and merchants ID y ',5
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
sshe tried hor prentice hand on man,

Nh, Aud then she formed the laxsies, OF
aWhat is woman's WORTH" asked fair dam
sci of 4 crusty old bachelor. He did not know,
so she said ". o. man double you O. many.
But q moman feels worth little if disease has
invaded her system and is daily sapping her
strength For all female weaknesses, DR.. r.
Y. Rerces aFavorite Prescription stands
anrivaled 1t cures the compl amt and
builds up the system Send two letter
stamps for pamphlet to Worlds Dispen-
sary Medical association. Buffalo, n. Y.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

At Greenosburg, the county seat Of West
moreland, West Va, an internal machine was
found in one of the corridors of the court
house, consisting of series Of clock works
with g. pound ball OF dynamite encased in tin
fol, closed in drum-shaped tin box, from
which protruded fuse.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

THE COMBINATION OF INGREDIENTS used in
making Browns BRONCHIAL TRocHEs is such
as to give the best possible effect with safety.
They are the best remedy in use for Coughs,
Colds, and Throat Diseases. -
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

For DYSPEPSIA. Indigestion, Depression OF Spir
also as preventive against Fever and Ague, and
other Intermittent Fevers, the ''FERRo- PHosPBo-
RATED ELIXIR OF CAL1sAYA" made by Caswell,
Hazard & Co., New York, and sold by all Drug.
gists, is the best tonic, and for patients recover
ing from Fever or other sickness, it has oequal
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

FoR MENTAL DEPRESSION TAKE Aliens Iron
Tonic Bitters. All genuine bear the signature
of J. P. Allen, Druggist, St Paul, Mimi.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
4 2old oonnfIaxdlldifl,s.

zs a Bold Counterfeit or Imitation Of Dr. O. u.
WARMERS WHITE VIM .soF TAR SYRUP and
dERMAN HOP BITTERs ID being sold in the
Northwest Beware Of tho dangerous imita-
tons. Tho worthless stun is sold to Druggists
at q, 30 per dozen, or about 20 cts per bottle,
WHrE WINS or TAI SYRUP and GERMAN HOP
BITTERs bears the name Of DR. q. d. WARNER
on label and wrapper and blown in bottle
Takeno other.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
Maid Of Athens.


What is the difference between this noted
Lady and Carboline the great Hair Renewert
,Ans.-One is Maid Of Athens and the other il
Made Of Petroleum and both come from Grease
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
EArmers and Stocf1uau.

The only remedy that readily cures Calls Cuts and
Wounds on horses and cattle, and always brings tho
50 cents and Sl.o0 cans, at Druggists by mail.
]. W. Cole Il Co.. Props. Black River Falls. Wis.,
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

The will Of s. s. Merrill was filed for pro-
bate at Milwaukee,. It is thought the estate il
worth ~, OK, GOO. IT Il
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

4 Bray Bros, San Francisco grain dealers
closed their doors on half million Of debts.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

. patH has suit 81 sabls which cost nearl,
400 900 francs
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

At Hoboken, N. j., Hugh cCormack skated
mile in 3:163-4, the fastest time on record.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
Aar1tad Praise.

Portland, Or, has genuine case Of Oriental
leprosy. "a si!F 4 % (. e N5.S
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

The New Orleans d ght between Sullivan and
Ryan il sid to have been arranged.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

River Falls, Wis, had > si5,o 600 fire.
Use. the great speci fc for sscold in head" ant
catarrh-Dr. 6ag0's Catarrh Remedy.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
ii u.M|llliLIA TING.
ERuPTl oNl !;
ITCHING .
AND
Bu j .R:N|INo
ToRTI lUl.IlRIE||::s

T AND EVERY SPECIES or IroHrNa, Scaly. Pfmply In
%herted. sGothlous, and Contagious Diseases of the
Blood Skin, and Scalp with Loss OF Hair from infancy
TO old age are positively cured by the CuTlOURA HE
EDIEs. S&S4 Ii II s4g
s CUTIcuRA REsoLyENTth the new blood prrif cleans
the blood and Precipitation Of impurities and poison
ous elements. and thus removes the cause.
CuTIcU1A Y great Skin Cure Instantly slays Itch
Ulcers and Sores, and restores thu Hair. .'SS
Y CUIIcuRA SOAP, an exquisite Skin Beau inner and
Toilet Requisite prepared from CUT1CURA, is indispen
sable in treating Skin Diseases Baby Humors, Skin
BlemisheA Chapped and Oily Skin.
Sold everywhere. Price: CuTICuRA, Soc; REsoL-
VENT, 81 SOAP, Csc Prepared by the POTTER DRU8
AND CHEMICAL CO., BosToN, MASS.
~ Send for 'sHow TO Curs Skin Diseases
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

Aresoludon proposing the submission 81 the
proposition for On amendment TO tho. state
contribution t. liconse the liquor traffic was
sdsfeated IN the Iowa house Of representatives
IN i've yotoa Ss IS s: ~
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27
G0SSAMER GARMENTS FREE!

Tointroduce" Happy Days sour new l6 page illustrated
Magazine we will send free any lady sending q cents
in stamps for months subscription, TWO LADX,s FULL
SIZE WATERPROOF GossAMER GARMENTS with c2tn-
logue of other Rubber Goods provided they will show
them their friends and induce other sales Address
PUBS. HAPPY DAYS. HARTFORD, CONN.
Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-02-27

eyes has moved the panorama of mans strug-
giles, achievements and progression, find you
more than fragment Of that which in his life IS
set before you? Conquerers who have stretched
your sceptres over boundless territories: found
erS OF empires who have held your dominions h
us 8sl &H d IN THE REIGN OF Law; SS,$s Z
rerOrmers who nave cried aloud In the wilder
ness of oppression: teachers who have ssriven
to cast down false doctrine, heresy and schisms;
statesmen whose brains hare throbbed with
mighty plans for the anne ioration Of human so
ciety; scar-crowned vikings OF the sea, illus-
trious heroes of the land. who have borne the
standards OF siege and battle--come forth in
bright array from your glorious fanes, and would
ye be measured by the measure OF his stature2
Behold yon not ii him more illnstrious and
msrs venerable presence3 Statesmen soldier
truth and justice, achiever and preserver Of lib
erty. The tirst OF men, founder and savior OF his
country father OF his pecple-this is he. solitary
and unapproacllab.e in his grandeur. Oh, felic-
itOns Providence that gave to America our
Washington! High scars into the Sky to-day,
higher than the pyramids or the dome OF 81.
PAul's or ST. Peter s-the loftiest and most Inn
posing structure that man has ever reared high
SCARS into the sky to where
Earth highest yearns to meet stAr.
United States. have nplifsed to his memory. Il
is5 fitting monument. mora fitting than any
statue For his image could only display him
n some one phase Of his vasied els2ractsr. O tn
commander, the statesman, the plante4ee Of
Mount Vernon. or the chief magistrate OF Hi
country. 20 art has fifty typiied his exalted
Life In son plain, lofty shaft Such ii his great
ssnts IL I mat IS BIND Il "a s.
whole In contemplati0n, 80 HISTORY must IL
silent that BY This mighty siga shS may disclpse
.ss e AZ ass g dssas So
Revolution, aud thank the commission Tor the
honor done Virginia Ia choosing one of her citi-
gems 70 speak on this occasion Many alinsions
were then made 70 events q English pnd Amer
lean history and IN extended sbtO4r4 phioal
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-28
KEUKA NOTES.

James r. Belden, of Syracuse. n. Y,
purchased two lots from B. j. Grooms,
of your city, last week, and now has a
gang of men laying the foundation to a
dwelling 24x40 and store 20x32. Mr..
Belden travelled much in the state before
locating here. We welcome him.
Mr.. Irons, from Syracuse, N. Y, has
purchased a whole block in this place
and is laying the foundation for a cot
tage. This gentleman is tirst-class
machinist, but will for the present give
up his trade for life in Florida. He
has brought from the north about fifty
fowls of the best breeds.
From two to four persons intending to
become permanent residents, have ar
rived by every train this week.
Driven wells are the rage. We find
good water in COOL vein from Is to 20
feet from the surface. A tube can be
easily driven to it, and a pump furnishes
all the water necessary.
Mr.. Joseph Reid is now running two
transfer teams to Orange Sp,ings. Busi
ness on this line is increasing, especially
the freight department..
Capt. Bent is welcomed back, and hi;
voice, as he calls out, ''Get ashore, gel
ashore" sounds natural.
Our-people are much pleased with tbs
new time table. 1t comes as near suit
ing everybody as schedules can be made
to.
A terrible assault is reported in Pleas
ant Valley. t. u. r. Key, who fol-
about two years resided in this vicinity
was met on Wednesday evening while
ON his way to roost, and his head severed
from his body by one stroke. The strok
er was heard to exclaim between clench
ed teeth: "By virtue of a proclamation
issued by the president and supplimentet
by the governor, you are n dead COB
bier" He was cremated and laid to res
in guava jelly. Peace to his ashes
Don't you wish, Mr.. Editor, you wer,
here?
One of the handsomest pieces of prop
erty on the line Of the Florida Southern
in Putnam county, is the Manitob
grove. Mr.. Young must be well salts
fed with the work performed on ii th
past season. 1t is a credit to Interiachei
and benefit to the whole country.
Yes, it was kinder scrter chilly ol
Wednesday night. 1.-THE mercury
got down to Al, but it found itself $
uncomfortable tha. it rose again by day
light and promises to behave in the fu
ture.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-11-28
THE vICE-PREsIDENT DEAD
Sad and Unexpected News from In
dianapolis.

Sad and Unexpected News from In
dianapolis.
INDIANAPOLIS, Nov. 25.-Vicc-Presi-
dent Hendricks died very Suddenly at
his residende few minutes before five
O'Clock. He came home from Chicago
early in the week ami complained of feel
ing unwell, but nothing seriuos was
thought of it at the time. Last night he
and Mrs. Hendricks attended a reception
at the residence of TIE Hon. Jno. j. Coop
er, and after he came home he complain
ed of severe pains in his side and stom-
ach. This morning he was no better,
and his family physician, Or. Thomp-
son, was called in. He gave him an
emetic and later IN the day an injection.
Mr.. Hendricks stayed in his room all day,
and most of the time in bed, although he
sat up at frequent intervals. He reclev-
ed no callers, but at about 5o'clock Mrs.
Hendricks left his bedside is see a caller
for a few moments in the parlor. She
was delayed longer than she expected,
and when she returned to the room she
found that Mr. Hendricks was dead.
The end of busy and eventful life he'd
come peacefully and quietly. On his
face there was no Indication of pain or
suffering, and his eyes were only half
closed, as if in gentie sleep. He died of
paralysis of the brain.
INDIANAPOLIS, Nov. 26.-The flags on
all the public buildings here are at half
mast and forces OF men engaged in put
ting up various insignia of mourning out
of respect to the memory of Vice-Pfesi-
dent Hendricks Ia several of the chrGch-
es to-day instead of Thanksgiving SER
vices the.e We're memorial services, and
Bishop Knickerbocker OF the Episcopal
Church, to which Mr.. Hendricks belong
ed. abandoned his service altogether.
THE FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS.
Early this morning Hon. VIM. FL. Eng
lish received a dispatch from the SER
geant-at-ai ms Of the United States sen
ate asking for infor nation ahout the
time and place of Mr.. Hendricks faner
NJ, of which he will take charge. An
answer was wired Immediately that ar
rangements had not been made. At Mrs.
Hendricks suggestion anumber of prom
inent gentleman, personal and political
friends, were called in to consult ov er
tie matter. A committee, consisting Of
Senator Harrison, VIM. II. English and
Chief Justice Black, of the supreme
court. was appointed to t1ke general
charge of the arrangements for rzihe fun
eral and public meetings.
Mr.. Hendrick' body, which was en-
Lalmed this morning, will remain ut his
late residence until Sunday noon, when
it will be removed to the court house,
where it will lie in state until Monday
evening. The local military companies
and detachment of the regular army
are doing guard duty. The funeral SER
vices will be held at st. Pauls's cathe-
dral Tuesday at noon, DIR. Jenckes, the
rector, and DIR. Fulton, of st. Louis, Off
ciating. The services. will be those of
the Episcopal church and there will be
no sermon or memorial addresses. The
burial..w take place at Crown Hill
cemetery, north of the city.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-07-31

como tambien que no sc supriman los
puestos que existen, sino que Sc esta.
blezcan los necesarios, concediendo ell
aumento de fuerza segdn Sc IA sollci-
tado. Acto seguido ell sefior CONCEAL
D. Francisco Montero, concedida que lie
fue Ia palabra, expnso que esde tanto
peso ell pensamiento del seilor Presi
dente de tai valor los fundamentos
de 50 apoyo, que es innecesaria la adj
ci6n de mas argumentos para que Ia
suprema resoluci6n que sc impetra no
sea favorable las justas aspiraciones
que Sc abrigsn; y por tanto dnicamen-
te lie resta nutrir Ia importancia de
aquel pensamiento con la manifesto
ci6n de que ell crecido ndmero de cri-
minales pr6fugos cue Sc ocultan en- los
campos, causando nsturslmente robos
para scstenerse, como viene sucediendo
en- ell barrio en- que ell adicionante reside,
Ia Gusrdia Civil, con sus estrategicas
medidas y abnegsci6n, sin tenor d obs
tacnlos nj 4 lngares escabrosos, es la
dnics que infunde ell tenor q los mall
hechores, y cusndo Sc lie hace diffcil Ia
captura de ellos, por 10 menos Sc con-
sigue obligarles 4 retirsrse q 10 mas
inferno, en- donde son menos frecuentes
menos sensibles los efectos de sus de-
pravadas intenciones. Tambien us6
de la palabra ell senior Concejsl don
Rafael Figaredo, diciendo que en- ell
barrio que 81 reside sucede 10 propio
que en- los dem&s de Ia jurisdiction, y
que en- este sentido es de igual parecer
que los se1ores Presidente y CONCEAL
Montero. Enterado ell Ayuutsmiento
de las razonables y fandadisimas OPT
nisnes que preceden, las hizos propias,
Sc adhirio d elias en- un todo y acord6:
que para que s. e. Ell Gobernador Gene
raj Sc digne tomarlas en- consideration,
y con las mismas impulse la solicitud
que ante ell Gobierno de 8. M. elevara
sobre aumento de la fuerzs de referen-
cia, Sc lie eleye cop;a certifcada de este
particular; remitiendose iguales CO.
pias d los sefores Directories de los
perloulcos e4presauos para 81 inser-
ci6n."
Y para dirigir al senor Director del
peri6dico ell BoLETIE MBRCANTIL, Sc
gun est& dispuesto, libro 10 presente
cen Ell W g. del senior Alcslde, en- Pa
tillas, 4 veintitres de Julio de mil ocho-
cientos ochenta Y cinto.-Falgencio
Mercado. We B.'-El Presidente, Jo-
sc Jimenes Sirsrd6. ~
Concurrentes.- Presidsnte, Sr. Ji-
menez Sicard6.-Teniente Alcalde, Sr.
Figaredo. -Concejales, Sr. Carminely,
Sr. Montero, Sr. Martinez, Sr. Oben,
Sr. Maur&s, Sr. Morales, Sr. Medina,
Sr. Rivera Melendez, Sr. Burgos.-
Sindico, Sr. Ricci.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1885-07-31

ra garantia d. los intereses de los ferfo-
CARRIES, Y 10 neceslrio para "a recons-
trucci6n de la armada y para pag~ de
los creditos saplemeutarios y dema~
| FL discnrso del diputado de la d:re-
cha fae una censura severisima del
presupuesto. fuudada en- datos estadis-
ticos.
NJ. Deynaad concluy6 diciendo: des-
de cuatro afios ha la Asambiea ha an-
mentado los gastos por valor de l35
mtllones.
Sc ha recurrido todas las fornas
posibles del impuesto.
Desde ell aho de 1877 la cantidad
necesaria para ell servicio de la Deada
pdblica Sc eleva d 1852 millones.
Ell servicio de la Daula representa-
actualmente el IS p. 8 del gasto tota'.
Durante ell inperio ell mismo 10
no representaba mas que ell 33 P. 8.
NJ. Amagat, diputadc tambien de la
derecha, comblti6 ell presnpnesto Y di-
jo que al lado del presupuesto normal
esta ell alimentado por los empr6stitos,
y dlJo que en- 1879 Sc pidieron al en-.
pre- stito 2S5 millones, ea 1880 40 nj
Homes, eu 1881 70l mlllones, en- 1882
663 millones, en- 1883 GA millones y
en- 1854 800 milones.
Concluy6 diciendo que en- seis amos
Sc han consumido empire 'titos por mas
de tres NIL mt'0nes de fraacos, y que
un emprestito de 800 millones seria
como una gotta de aqua echada en- ell
mar.
Sc necesitau, dijo, 800 millones: ell
Tesoro esta agotado y tieue que apla-
Ear los vencimlentos.
Tales han sido los principales d4tos
suministrados por 10 oposlcl6n parla-
mentaria, sin que hayan podldo ser
desmeutidos por los diputad's de la
mayoria.
ID peo- es que los nuevos Jacoblnos
no han vuelto la vista atrds para OBJ
servar 10 que hicieron los jacobinos de
la primera RerdbIica. Estos despiIla-
rraron ell capital en- la epoca del Terror
sin hacer rica d Ia Francia. Cuando
Ileg6 ell case de guitar del presupuesto
un deficit de So millones de frances,
comenzaron hacer emisionts de asls
nados que llegaron hasta 40 mil milo
mes. Despues de haber hecho tres
bancarrotas, la Francia quedd pobre.
La Asanblea ha aprobado, y asi era
de esperar, Ell proyecto de autorizacldn
al ministro de II .cienda para emitir
obligaciones de 500 frances cada una y
con IN interes de 90 frances anuales,
por valor de 3l9.744 900 frances apli-
cables q las cajas de las escuelas y de
los caminos vecinales.
De este modo Sc dira d los campesi-
nos electores: teneis escuelas mona-
mentales Y Sc haran caminos vecinales;
debereis reelegir diputados d los que os
procuran tales bienes.
j. q. SGez.