Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-04
BRIGHT BITS.

The musicians of England have held a con-
ventlOn to agree on a standard pitch We
ought to have one IN this country, and have
law to enforce 1t at camp meetngs.- Detroit
Free Press.
WE have discovered the reason why the re-
visers of the Old Testament, in changing the
word hell" substituted the word ''sheOl." II
was because there was already one place
named Chicago, and they did not wish to have
any clashing.- Lo2oeH C@ison.
KISSING is said to be very good thing to
make girls lips red. A kiss has sometimes
been known to make q girls lips red way up
to the roof of her forehead, when her mother
came into the parlor unexpectedly Just as the
kisser and kssee were coming under the
Wlre.-LouisDjU journal.
HarTsOn?"
Does YOU mean de mayor de facto, chile?"
~ aas. What dat mean?''
wy dat means datum -ah-dat means
dat de fact o his election am mainly doubt
ful, chile.'- Cbicago Net0S.
Mrs CANDID, fashionable lady living on
Madison square, New ] ork, called on Il lady
friend and found her petting one Of those pug
dogs dogs Al where did you get that animal"
me to remember him by when ne was away
travelling" what "A horrid, nasty looking
brute he is."-Tenas Sifing8.
PREFERRTNG ANOTHER BRANCH OF THE
SERVICE.-"I Dung man. said professional
feFlValst TO youth whom he met on the
street, don't YOU want to Join our gracious
army and become soldier Of the Calvary?o
NOT to-day" replied the young man. Fan if
Join at all, it will be in infantry. Il always
was afraid OF horse. '-Ercbange.
so, HAIRY! What a beautiful birthday
present! am glad TO know that you didn't
forget me. Pure gold. isn't lt?' Harry (her
betrothed)-~"Y darling" "And the case
II just superb. IL isn't charm nor an ear
ring for you would have bought me pair I
never saw anything like it. What Is it Har-
ryt' ut is a thimDle. Phiiadelphia can.
MRS. LivER~oRE says: 1.-THE American boy
comes into the world with such a history be-
fore HIM as no Greek or Roman boy ever
looked upon" This is a self-evident fact
the first history set before the American boy
AT school IS somebody's history Of the United
states, ana II Greek or Roman boy ever
looked upon such u work it is not recorded in
ancient history. NOTFiSt010N Herdld.
THE YOUTH WHO WAS SO DOGGY
She kissed her pug-wlth haste arose
ana ralned upon that creatures nose
A storm OF OSCILLATIONS sweet.
The dude reclining at her feet
Remarked as he looked sidewise IN:
II wish that I'd been born pun"
Then smiling coldly from her throne
she salu; and we're You born full grown"
San FrdBciSc0 Wasp.
TIE BEAR AND THE woLF.-The Bear and
the " of had been Warm Friends for many
years when the Wolf one day asked for a Loan
TO help him out of 4 9 light Squeeze To his
utter AstOnlshment the Favor was Promptly
Refused. Haven't we been Friends?' asked
the Wolf. Truly. we have" And don't vOu
wish to be in the Futurc?" sit is for that
reason" answere the Bear, that j refuse
the Loan. If you have no Trouble in repay
ing Inc you Will Depend upon me IN all Flu
ture Emergencies. II you Fail to repay you
will Become my Enemy for Life" Moral:
60 to your Friends for sympathv-tO vOur
PaWnbroker for loans.-Detyou Free Press.