New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-11-24
And then shall paint landscapes.

Oh Grover dear. the time is near
When Congress comes to find you:
| What will you do, oh. Grover, dear
Philadelphia Press.
We 10 not credit the rumor that Colonel Tom Och
trce and Colonel Pat DOMAIN to stump the con-
tnent together In the OF the old version or the
Bible "Tom" Ochiltree Is too busy telling tho
! truth while it Is well known that
the polyrythmc Colonel DOMAIN has withdrawn from
all religious ventures for the time being owing TO the
press other business which however he Is known 70
conduct strictly religious principles, cash down.
A Nevada lady recently took unfair advantage OF her
onn TsHa 10 the Conviction that
she had been waiting for the opportunity iof months
bathing whom illustrated plainly as In this case
/ New Orleans Pcayune.
| Heard in cultured Boston At performance OF Donbey
and son:
Stout lady: Let's see. what's that fellows namei
Corkerr
| Her bosom friend: Yes aud he is n COrker."
a man with a OF catarrh
Walked up to a gllttering barrh
And got a big drink
But laid down no chinE
And walked out rcmarking. " tarrh tarrL
i Evansville Argus.
marriage notice which recently appeared in Phla-
uelphia paper ended with the words no pOstals
instead Of the more phrase cards" Another
eyideGce that the Administration il remss in It's duty
Here is a newly married couple compelled to announce
to the public that they must begin their welded life with
no postals Men and brethren this is rough
"Ah good mornn: nice morning" was tho salutaton
OF Hartford gentleman to his friend How are all
On. nicely: As we'll as could be expected"
"Why what is the matterl -
Yes. My third girl was born yesterday Hartford
! Post
pot metal picture Of Stead OF The ran Mall Go=ee.
straveng through the country a portrait of the late
Louis Rcl This bounding OF after he is dead is to
lie condemned
The new Appointment Clerk Of the Post Office De.
ha, resigned. lie was newspaper man aud loved his
work.
And who shall dare
To chde us for loving"
The journalists chair.
A sign in st. Louis reads "Laundress and Poetess."
Her poetry ought be very clean But then, perhaps
1t is ~ thin that II won't wash
tailor of Philadelphia says that Notwithstanding the
hard tncs there Ia steady and increasing demand for
dress suits He might added that there is steady
and increasing demand the part OF the ailOrs, for
their money
It Il said that the effective temperance work done
in Minneapolis aud St Paul Is done by Irish Roman
Catholics.
A bogus sam Jones is hippodroming in Minnesota.
The heart OF the hard shell Democrat boleth over with
rage President persistent IN Keeping In Office
the Repul llcan postmaster at Paramount, W. Va The
bile is the more ebutent because-O, Temporal, q
mores!-this postmaster hath already served with
honesty and ability for two terms. and hath been
recommended for a third by President II. y Hayes
whom Il dclightcth the heart OF the his. ID. to call
Fraud,'- Columbus Dispatch.
OH straghten the toes OF my buried leg. is the titlc
OF a popular song In Australia.
Brudder Bones" No; we do not for any planta-
ton poetry to be fully up TO the sample" you iuc!ose:
There Is far. and dim mystical tarn haunted
midland OF Wior about your plantation poems that
sigh for the good old days when could hro
an honest lsbOring to kill poet for 80 cents and
no questions asked. We wrOnged you In any
didn't ask subscribe for the paper, aud
yet YOU beg us to read this sort OF thing:
" Er pOssum or climeup or topper err tree
HI jing II lang jang; no. jim 10.
Err roasting pig al er bumbelly hoo,
Iii jng lang lang; no. Jim jO
Er big sweet tatsr hit grows IN or grown,
HI Hing lang jang: no. jm 10,
An goose roOscs high W. niger comes rown,
Iii jing lang Jang Josie. - Robert j. Burdete.