The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-05-12
playful pun is no longer the mode. 1t has
been superseded by The artful syllogism.


been superseded by The artful syllogism.
Snake stores retain their p pull rity.
They are worn a triae palmer and with
less ga niture OF the same than ia season.
The eve" is now worn chi fly with the
facetious paragraph. In brew er editorial
it is en- reel- only with The kravely fiFrant
tout ensemble.
Full dr. 50 this yesr is worn in sha les a
uihe dIrker than last season. The las.
sprins % thaws and swo len .tr. ans all over
the country have mucdlsd The Wa er used
in paper mills.
In LINGERIE a pretty little thing is a
lsdy society reporter who does not Try to
slip in puffs of dry gods houses nor It b
her lady friends Ia accounts OF receipt Irs.
This novelty is exceeded in supply by the
dem aud.
Headlines are worn plain, Of the same
m sieriai as the body of the article. The
l,terstive and oil eclored Dolly Warden
siyl.s are esteemrd marks OF vulgarily md
lack of acquaintance With ie beau monde.
in DIR m tic criticism the sombrs, half
mouruing Vie of last year has g ven wsy
to the soulful gush very low in The corsage.
The recent farewell to Irving by Wilt
Winter IS noted as The mot decolletie
thing in this line yet exhibited.
In funny ,luuns The chic thing is to
joke at the jocks. An ennuye air with the
Id moth in-lsw, plumber AMI ice cream
squibs is much sffrcted. TIE addition OF
tue word 'chestrut" or Gratis" It the md of
an linn i, esteemed a neat thing L.
trimmings.
DUDELETs.
ayes" said the dudIi'g g, IS he gsth-
cred hims II mp. ''t1e har;est thing abo1t
roller ska ing is the fioIr."
will the crmi' man TX" Til I
depends on the kind of ia hrr-In-law he
draws in the m st imonisl lottery.
The young man who n.ither dinls,
smokes OF swedTs may have the wOrsr
f,ult of thinking he is bctt=r than he
ought TO lie
a wonder if she's worth nv W it in
cold?' unused the yo th who fingered Ou'-
side the chu oh wherein h gir woIsl'ped,
while tie ten-degI ees-t clos zero air nipped
nj NOSE.
1t won'i he long now befo the young
man's mir d viii turn lightly fr m tn ugh :
ii love to he DIRE ,ry profile IL of how /.
work a OF er >pring suit cut of an already
too exart!ng tailor.
- The gra,shlpper h pro porti1pste'y
40 Tins III kicki power of II IN
Biinks, who is not a favorite with The father
OF his b s. girl, vs. that he will u,v, r
cease to re IN ,nkfui Iha. tie Old man is
Dot graShopp r.
Il is said hat J pare.e wamen do not
know the u,e OF pics This ugat TO aus
yoIng m-n Il emigrate. but w,Ih tue usual
recEl ssneSs Of the sex they will 90 right o.
bearing .cratchts on their wri-ts witn
msrtyr-lke eroism.
1t 20 t, alb ~ fy. dollars FIR a MR.
rage nd oily Two dollars for a divorce
The efJr- / young man who coniem
y ats MA rinony wants {. sa'e three dol
ars-aud economy is weslth be will FIRE
90 the m ,rrisg and invest in divorce.
The WORT 'p ,ntaloors" is tibo ed In
high lie. Don'ic II 'em ha', as you vslus
volr grrti'its. And t, say spa Is" is still
worse 1t is a vulg sri y second only to
ng with your knife Call lhem "uous
e-s" or be dismissed from fas ion bic 20
cIety.
-"Ti is is one of the test ideas In the
bar0er business" rem rked the proprietor
of large barbe- shop ,wn tosn yesterday
as lie pointed to s'vrral gentlemen with
lhtir mustache done up in curl pap rs.
The trouble hiss always been 10 give the
mustache nice curl, but the time IN which
tn do il vas so shori that il was impC ible.
A. last he ides of using PAPERS WAS tr ed
and iOund 10 re jus. the thing"
II lad quite W the her night,
said the duie, as he at emptrd 10 twist
into curl the frst bslf dozen of ha rs thai
were Struggling into life on his upper lip
"Ah. inderd!' ssid the girl: with whom
pray% with nv hat-d wivsl, Smith"
ne snsw-rei. You did not come to b oSs,
bope" "We did, w,ther. In fac. Re
stwuck me on The mtu,h" ")h, that was
,lt Their urf-ir." Not at all. stwuck
him first" Nevertheless IL was Unfair o.
him 20 strike you on the mouth. 1t is not
light 10 str Ike must che when its down."
The world o slowly bu surely gstrin4
back to The Id style of | rye pant loons :.
The legs ale tritie laIg his wear than
st, and are cut st, aighI thr shout then
entire length. The bottoms hang
neatly on tie instep. Tn. ans may be
PLAIN or with a well.
'Doa't 60 to the shoE,"
She S. id q her b au.
A duGe who delighted 20 prance
With girly f,i'lei gait,
From early II lite
And STOW of the shape of his pans.
"Aw, We lily, you know,
WIN should't go?
He asked. as h eyed her askance.
'Bec,u e." she replied,
'To post you'll be- tiei.
And you should, IS a mater of personal
pride.
Give the other poor puppies chance"
Society Elsewhere.
wARREEsBURG.
-Chsrlss Sow and wife returned lsst
week from The Worlds Exposition.