The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-01


''Yes, sir" said Jinkins, .'Smithers is a
man VINO keeps his word; bat then he has
to-"
An esteemed State exchange says that q
young widow of that city, who writes we'll,
Ii training herself for an editor, outthe paper
cont state who the editor Is.
An Illinois obituary notice referred 10 a
deceased cisjzen a. having gone to a hap
pier home.n The widow is about bringing a
libel suit. These Illinois women are too
q nsitive for anything.
DIR. Richardson of England saws that
when the air is dryest the drinker Graves
alcohol the most" This may be the case in
tins country IL Is when the drinker il dryest
that he Graves alcohol the Dost.
Motber-Are You quite sure dear. that
young Featberly il not fond of you? He GER
iainly seemed very devoted last night when
he buttoBed your glove. Daughter-Ah, yes,
mother; but his hand never trembled-
Young man after long interval OF ST.
,ence): "a penny for your thoughts. Miss
Clara" Miss Clara lsurpressing yavn). II
vas wondering IL that clock isn't slow. Ii
seems later than midnight" He left with
out giving her the penny.
Irascible old party: Conductor, why
sIidnt you wake me up when I asked you?
am miles beyond my station Conductor:
wee, All right, Maria. Get the children
their breakfast. and I'll be down In a min
n:e.'"
bright north SHE wife whose husband
had contracted a club fever hit upon
brilliant scheme recently. She procured q
partly worn gentleman's glove and left ID on
the Darlor sofa when she retired, after sitting
. up until twelve o'clock for her derelict lord.
He does not 20 ont in the evening now.
Doctor-"You see, WHEY dear, I have
pulled my patient through, after all; very
Yes dear hubby; but then you are so clever
I'm your profession. All il had only known
yoU Eve years earlier, / feel certain my first
husband my poor rhomas-would have
teen saved"
Mrs. SlImdiet-So your ancestors came
over with William Penn. By the way, have
- was going to remark, I thing pride o.
ancestry very iustifiable. Now, came over
in the May flower. Thin boarder struggling
with drumstickl- Did you bring this tur-
key with you?
She was a book agent She called in oar
office: She was very pretty and sweet, aud
We fell in love on the spot. Sir am en-
ssged--" oh. we are 30 sorry. When Is it
TO be-" She blushed and modestly withdrew.
She was new 70 the business, and would
probably have told what she was engaged
IN selling only We had to act in self-defense.
Detroit Free Press
The heather rsgeth: Dee of the japanese
students. while out for STROLL was accosted
1r ,opmo%ofs T 18th s.n the inquiry What's
answered politely. giving his surname.
Oh" replied the cuestioner. you heathens
don't have but one name, / see.'' What
was the first name of Mosesm was the reply.
Harvard LAmpoon.
Says . correspondent: 81 am reminded by
seeing an advertisement in this mornings
paper of the following incident: While in
the ofiice OF White Mountain h0te taking
to . group OF elesant and wealthy women
one OF them inquired for . laundress. Just
then Q villager passed by and the clerk re-
fsrred to her for the required Information:
On being questioned she calmly surveyed
the group and ct length answered: I thiuk
know Of o lady that viii wash for you
w0nen.'"
A parrot one day met an owl. "Ah, how
do you do, friend owl. I hear bad stories
about you" rs that 50? What is the
uoubleT' "Well, cur friend. the ass, tells
fool Of yourself asS, Yes, p sSs " but
our friend, the AS, is more unfortunate
STILL" How Is that. friend OWLS "weI
yen zee be can not make fool of himself"
Why notw because nature has doue that
1Of u1u. Inc moral OF t0lS 1.-THE liable
SCENE 70 be that those who live I'm gis ass
houses should get the glass insured.
'You like the paper, don't your smirked
the editor, % the woman in the striped
shawl paid six months in advance. VERY
we'll" replied the woman in the striped
shawl, guardedly; during the summer I
have liked ii better than usual" "Ah, in
deedl' the editor happily chirped; II sup
pose You have been interested In my denun-
oiati0Bs of our depraved opponents, the
opposite political partyr' MOO" said the
woman slowly; at wasn't exactly that"
Then what was itr' the editor asked, still
smiling; sjet me know what other feature of
my paper ID 90 indispensable to nv valued
lady constituency. What did you like tine
paper forr' 'Because' the woman in the
striped shswi explained. q she put her re-
oeipt away where she never would find 1t
senin-"becsuss it is 20 strong, l. 30 nice to
mash lee with" And the editors stony
stare was equal to those In Bunker Hill
Monument.
The Kind of Compensation Req uired.
He didn't know Brooklyn girls very we'll,
being . comparative stranger from Phila-
oejphia, but be timidly remarked one even
ing that he wished he we're Q Russia leather
holt, that he might clasp her waist.
6bo turned upon him Q warning blue light
elonce fro a her ELOQUENT eyes Young
-" she aid. ''if you couldn't squeezs
ea1oR and held On dghtsI than any belt
- ~ svW sau>sDsd vita buekls, nobody