The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-11-25
JOUsNAuISFg In ARIZONA.

Lending Events ia Trsged, tn Com
c!usioR of Which is Faithfully De-
scribod.
The circulation of The Rinencrtcr il
simply paralyzlng. IL everlESliugly
krrcks The almighty sp,.s ogt Of
everything il this section Of the cour-
tiy and don'c you fofges to rem5m5er
it,-lRsG Guich Ripsnorter, Aussst.
Every saloon. Keeper IL ths burg
knows that the Bowie-KUifs gets out
s..ur 70 y perS thnn any other blanket
sheet IL Ariz1ns,-I Bowie knife, Au
guatS.
Whom the editor Of tbet shipfl,rt
soes', the Bowie Knife, say he print
more papers shan We de-, we answer
that be e y lar sud "A mug wump. We
DON'T wet t. seem uug ntlenianly ~
severe, bnt he is n white-l;vcled ccw
ard and n h0rse-ihiuf, anu we can iRu
The bloody eye ont e him in three
shakes at Il pisa ear, OR figb,ing
hour lie 8 L, rS., and wc o4u always be
found az that timo in Bloody DicE'.
saloon, where We have ren'BG fight
Ing pen ana n pfiYGts graveyard AL
oorpses burr d Al our expensa,-fR u.
shorter, August 10.
That cowarcly cur, the editor o! the
Ripsnorier, can talk rlght, but ever,
oNe knows what kind Of hair.r,n bt
Ia, Why, an ordinary glass oi good
budSe VII, hoock him OUT, Ard wber
he tackles 8 dose o. genuine Rloky
Mountain tauelefoos he Is laid gu
stitf rs 81 pok0r. Hos the worst lop,
sided, cross-tysd, One-eareG son Of &
galJot In these uizgins, AMI wO waf,
him that he'G better carry his shoot
los irous With him, for we're going u
puL some holes In his carcass the Grsi
tlme We see him. Oar name IL Two.
fingered Jack, DCd We are laying fol
him. Bpwie.Knfa, August %,
STwo-hng red Jake had bster have
some more fingers splieed on before h.
lays for Oue-ssred Billy. We know
thia cur and 40 are conlng down {,
zee him. This apology for mul,
haDga out a. R5d-hi AIDED Jimnie'-
place, and II the boys want to sc,
iun they had bstter drop In there to
night. Jimmie, Old man, you'd better
get your crOckery down behiut
your bresstwcrks, for won open just
~ soon ns we lay eyes on the galcOt.-
From tie Riusnortcr, August 20.
BULLY fIaRT.
The purtiesi ti2ht this town ever usC
Sence Bieody Dick shot Champagne
Charlie was tho one where Oue-esrec
Billy, the editor CT this pspor, kicked
the bucket. 1t was jest ach srmer.
'he boys had all been warned OF Oh,
picnic, 30 II u.headed J,mmis's viii &
Nv shop vuz full-ss wuz also thI
boyR. Jimmie stoud behind the bs
and took in the ch!ps sud passed GU
the pizen, ws.ten Sll the while 10
Two fingered Jake t. show up. Purt,
soon ne cum aud every one seed b,
wsz reaoy for dizziness, Ter he had tw,
Colvs and bowie. He ctep
ped up to the bar an;
ordered drinks for tho crowd, q
tho same time askin' II his friend One
,aved Billie had been round yos
When he wuz TOLD he hadn't no aaid h,
hsd little bizne-s and he guesse,
he'd wall fer him. jest then a hulle
cum lhro' tho window aud kpocge,
Jek.'s glass outea his hand. Every
body dropped, aud az Jake cooked hi
revolver he said:
"Weli, he's II dorned perlito Teller
any way, Tor h0 sends bis card II
ahead OF him."
Rsd.headed Jimmie he'd dropped he
btLd his stoel.p!ated bar fer perfection
ont hs put his head up once and sed:
"Dop's waste no khots, Jake. Tn
place Is purity we'll nungsd up NOV
aud saloon iixiu'S cost dust.n
IAN right, Jimmie," stz Jeko, snt
Then tho door opened and my hos
cum in.
Talk abou, your purity aEh,s
Why this wu1 the fnest Show thi
town over see. Each ON Zen got bp
hind table and thpn tho eport besun
There wusn'e no hu lels waated, Ey
| cry time they shot somebody wus hil
90 cared Billie got bis other ear take
III tho fret blaze, end wo-flnpere,
| Jake lost some ~ MA nose. Who,
their ammunition siyo out thew WI
carry iD' the bu let's IN their csrcassel
But the beat part OF tho show WI
when they cum together with bowiel
| That wur just rurty-no hunplin'. hu
irst artieiic cstvin'. II does felle
good to see q q ht where both psrtIe
understand their biyuesp. When the
got thIo' they WIZ 60 scattered yo
couldn't tell which belonged 10 wbicl
The only thing identified wus Billie
ear, and that II on exhibition At this n
fee. The coroner decided that thu
went mp the flumc by special disper
sashnn OF Providence. He had O. y
on both sides At once becuR, az I 90,
yon couldn'tiell which wsz which.
One cared Billie wux bully boy IN
a hustler. He wus good bees, bat
wus worth while 10 lose lin TO u
euch . bully nEht-TRipsnorter, Be,
tombcf 8, by the ONCE boy.