Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-31
BRIGH HI BITS.

Boston maidens love flowers. IL is naughty
culture, don't you know.-HdrtfoTd Times.
LIFE is like a game Of poker-the man with
nothing but 10 high and plenty OF assurance
rakes down the ile.-PhnddelDhtG CAL.
A NEVADA COURT held that q man who has
- in he pocket and his board paid for q week
ahead Is "a capitalist within the meaning or
the law.-DetT0tt Free Press.
"CAN l see the Mayor?' inquired a member
Of the City Council Of the formers servant.
"No at present; he's at d~InneT." But my
business is very Important Il cannot help
II, sir his honor Is at teak.-TtdDt
THE Prohibitionist of Pennsy lvania have
nominated a strong man for State Treasurer.
HIS name Is Barr Spangler, and IT Is SAID ne
can throw a COW over his shoulder. he is,
perhaps, as good q man as they could get to
take the bull By the horns.-Aelo York Tribune
Al MgsIoAh AMATEUR TO Irish fddler)-My
good frit nd, do you play LbY noteY irish
Say by ear, then 7. F.4Diafi an ear,
Y0fr honor. M. ALLOW do you play, then!
l. E-By main strength, be jabbers! and it's
moigaty !--JudD. th
MADAME, you have destroyed IS worth of
merctlapdiss." angrily remarkedna dude TO a
lady, as she seated herself1D Il chair in which
/, he bad depositeda new Derby nat. SERVES
y0pTaht.1 she replied. slowly, rising from
the rttin; you hadno business 10 buy a IS hat
iof a4Ocent head.-Br00NkgB E656s.
NOW. you young SEUffI. Fdlu Dluhb,
senior. as he led his youngest out into the
wooushed and prepared 10 give him q dressing
down, 'Hll teach you what's what
mo pa" replied the Ihcorrigible, you'll
teach me which IS SWITCH"
And then the old mans hand fell powerless
to his s~ide.-Ohtcago Rambler.
THE Day after the Wedding. Domestic
Drama in One Act Wife-"Mufins all rlghU,
my darllng?" Husband-"Perfection, my
pet" Wife-'How (hssitates and trembles)-
hour ia tho nnfancf naharA-Ag xrpollanF -
Wife greatly agitated)-"Not as good as your
mother used to make, my darling? ?" Hus-
band (calmly)-"My mother never knew how
10 make coffee at al, precious" wife falls
into a deadly swoon. Tableau -PhiIddeLpbt
CdU.
ICE-CREAM has become a standard for
judging of peoples social status. at New
port there isn't an lce-cream saloon anyw here
in the region of cottages, and the same is true
OF the fashionable part Of Long Branch; but
at Ocean Grove, where nobody preJends to be
anybody in particular, lce-cream saloons
abound, and 500 persons can be seen emptying
saueera with spoons all At a time IN a locally
celebrated restaurant. And yet" says a
CRITIC, some of these girls looked quite re-
fined n nice tctdHGs.
D you believe 81 is true thai June brides
are the sweetest said p Brooklyn young
lady to her best beau. Not necessarily he
replied. 81 think the sweetest bride is the
one who Here he was interrupted by the
sudden appearance of the girls father, who
said: ''You needn't try to blush, young man,
for l know what you we're going to say
why, | was only about to remark that
''The sweetest bride Is the one who has the
most sugar. ehg On, l know all about it.
young man. My wife was an heiress when !
married her." And The jolly old joker
chuckled till his face eoked like an auction
iag.-Ne10 York Journal.
"WHEN is old age like a bug, pop?" asked
Johnny Crimsonbeak or his father after FAM
ly prayers the other night.
what puts such things into your head,
Johnny, anyway?' rejoined the parent, more
in sorrow than in anger.
''They're not in nv head. pop said the
boy. But come, answer my question; when
is old age like a bug?'
"Well, Johnny, / cannot answer your CO.
nundrum."
"well, them said the bright boy, ''when
any one asks you that question again just say
that 1t Is when You feel it creeping over YOU
-YOnbers Stdtssnldn.