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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

THE NoLTAIC BELT Co., or Marshall, Mica,
offer 10 send their celebrated ELECTRO-VoLrAIu
BELT anu other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES on trial
for thirty DAYS, TO men young and old athlete /
with nervous debility, loss OF vitality and all kin
dred troubles Also for rheumatism, neuralgia.
paralysis. and luany other diseases. Complete
restoration 10 health and yigOr guaranteed. No
fisk is incurred as thirty days trial Is ailO we'd.
Write them a. once Tor illustrated pamphlet free.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Charies E. Dwight, OF Wheeling, W.
w., has invented a material resembling
"~Lestheroid, which is intended to take
the place of tin aud sheet. iron in many
articles OF factory use. 1t Is, like so
many other recently. invented articles.
a preparation of vegetable fibre. hemp.
cotton and especially grass being used
IN ITS composition. Ii Is stiff. appar-
emily durable and yet flexible enough
Tor the purposes TO which tts intended,
Its elasticity aud hardness will render
1t an admirable substitute for tin. The
material is believed to be especially
suitable for rowing cans in cotton mills.
CnERRY polished highly is the fash
ionable wood for rich chamber furni-
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

. = = > Cancer Of the lower bowel some
times results from neglected or badly treated
piles. BY our improved methods, without
knife, caustic or salve, we speedily and per
m%anently cure the worst pile umors.
Pamphlet, references and terms, two letter
stamps, Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION, 663 Main Street, Buffalo. y. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Lehpey publishes the following for.
mula for mating a liquid paste OF glue
from starch and scid. Place five
pounds Of potato starch in six pounds
OF water, aud add oUe-quarier pound Of
pure nitric acid. keepiu wa N place
stirring frequently fOr forty ei lat hcurs,
Then boil the mixture until il forms a
thick and translucent substance. Dtiutr
with water Il necessary, aid litter
through a thick cloth. At the same
time another paste is made from sugu
and gun arabic. Dissolve five pounds
gum arabic and one pound Of sugar IN
Eve pounds Of water, aud a I d u ounce
of nitro acid, and heat to boiling
Then mix the above with starch paste.
The resultant paste is liquid, does not
mould, and dries on paper with 4 gloss.
It is useful for labels, wrappers, aud
tine bookbinlers' use. Dry pocket glue
is made OF twelve parts Of glue and five
parts of sugar. The glue is boiled until
entirely dissolved, the sugar dissolved
in the hot glue, and the mass evaporated
until it hardens on cooling. The hard
substance dissOlves rapidly III lukewarm
water, and is an excellent glue for use
on paper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24
CarbO-iines.

He wins at last who builds his trust
In loving words and actions just;
Whose head, whose walk, his very mien,
Proclaim the use of Oarboline.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

CURRIED LOBSTER Chop an onion
and one apple very fine, sprinkle with
curry powder and fry in butter or good
beef dripping until they can be mashed
with a wooden spoon; mix q teaspoon
full of cornstarch with a teacupfui Of
milk or cream, and stir into the pan,
mixing all smoothly together; add milk
until the consistency of thick cream;
put IN the lobster, cut IN convenient
pieces, covering it with the sauce, and
let 1t get quite hot, but not boil; serve
in q border OF rice.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

In all things throughout the world,
the men who look for the crooked will
see the crooked, and the men who look
for the straight will see the straight.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Anv work. no matter hoy humble.
hat 4 man bopors by efficient labor and
steady application will be found lmpor-
tant enough t. secure respect Tor him
self and credit for his name.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

LITTLE D1oK-"Whst are those an.
FINALS in that big window, mamms2"
Mamma-''Ehat is a fur store win.
dow and the ANIMALS are seals and
bears"
''Is they alive?'
"Oh, no. They were shot and stuffed
and stood up to look as If they were
alive"
"Who are those ladies in the window
by them, mammal
They are dressed up figures to show
the new styles IN furs.
"Ain't the ladies alive?"
mo, pet"
"Was they shot and stuffed, too?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

BROWNS BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs for.
Coughs and Colds: 81 do not see how It is
possible for a public man TO be himself in
winter without this admirable aid."-Rec.
r. ~ Deuens, TOeasset, Mass.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Anxiety is the poison OF life, the sure
destroy9 OF health, the parent of many
SINS and of more injuries. Why then
allow 1t, when We know that all the
future Is guarded by & Fathers hand
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Remorse is not repentance; the one
is hopeless, the other is truthful; thu
n hides from God, the other springs
towards Him,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

A SMALL currant cake to be eaten
for tea, Is made OF half a cup of butter.
one cup OF sugar beaten together; two
eggs, half a cup OF sweet milk, II and
a half cups OF -four, n teaspoonful
and a half of baking powder; STIR in
ne cup of well washed, drained and
dried English currants, rolled in a
towel until they are quite dry.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

An AGENT of the Humane Association
was talking to the pupils of a Chicago
school for the purpose of organizing
them into a ''bosrd of mercy" The
pledge was written on the blackboard
and all the pupils but one held up their
hands to indorse it. Johnnie's teacher
asked for an explanation. The young
hopeful replied: well, I'll tell you.
BIZ Daley sauced me yesterday and
smashed my face and l want to lick
HIM first and then I'll Join.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

If there were no enemy, there could
be no conflict: were there no trouble,
there could be no faith; were there no
fear, there conId be DO hope.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

FRIED APPLE make a moe dish, cut
across the core in slices and then
Drowned in lard or butter N lard
mixed; drain them and serve them hot,
with roast pork or veal. Some cooks
use beef drlppmgs instead OF lard and
like the flavor better.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

"PA, l read in the paper that anoth-
err bank had closed ITS doors. What
does that mesn2" asked an Austin boy
OF his father.
ut means, my son, hat the cashier
has run of with all the money"
But If they close the doors and the
cashier returned n wanted to. put the
money back where he got it, he couldn't
get IN, could he, pap
"My child, | did not think 1t was
possible for a boy OF your size to know
so little about cashiers"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

1t is not what a man knows about
himself that makes him feel proud. 1t
Is what he imagines other people are
thinking of him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

The best ingredient for Frightening
furniture is rotten stone and sweet oil.
After applying this clean of the oil
with a piece Of chamois; use a second
piece to bring a polish.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

GREASE HEEL.-The following remedy
for grease heel IL said never to Jail IN
~sfIecting a cure:-Wash the sore clean
with CASTLE soap and soft water; then
wrap a linen or muslin cloth around it,
and wet 1t with salt water about three
times a day, or as often as it gets dry.
The cloth may he four or five folds
thick, and a dry cloth wrapped over it
ii the weather is cold enough to freeze.
As soon as the cracks are entirely healed
up tie up with a dry cloth, which leave
on from ten 70 twelve days.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Strength must be found in thought,
or it will never be found ia words. Big
scunding words, without thoughts cor
responding, are efforts without effect:
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

A PRETTY BED covER 10 made of elder
duck skins, covered with the gray and
white down, the feathers having all
been plucked. The border Is a patch
work of the glossy, unplucked greenish-
white neck and crest feathers of the
the bird, the black ring around the
the neck forming horseshoes on the
pale green feathers. The price of this
pretty novelty Is only SIS.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

GARDENERS, Of course, have special
facilities for keeping their vegetables
a. pits and root cellars-but these i'll
structions are for the common farmer
or vlllager who cultiyates a garden and
desires TO benefit by il the whole year.
Potatoes, as we'll as all the above named,
keep best in the dark, in a temperature
just above freezing, in a damp cellar.
Mine has q stream of water flowing
through it, from the waste of the aque-
iuct.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

DIR kLINR5 Great Nerve festorer IL the
marvel Of tue age for ali nerve diseases. All
tits stopped free Send 10 4l Aroh street,
Philadelphia, Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Many people take no care of their
money till they have come nearly to the
end of it, and others do the same with
their time,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Old age is the night of life, as night
ls the old age of the day. Still night is
fnll OF magnidcence, aud for many 1t is
more brilliant than day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

To break up colds, fevers and inAamma-
tory attacks, use DIR. Pierce's Compound
Extracts OF Smart-Weed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

a mans word in these degenerate
days may be as good as his bond. But
the question is, what is his bond worth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

CHEESE SoUFFLE Mix two ounces
OF arrowroot to a smooth paste with a
quarter of a pint Of new milk. then add
three quarters of a pint of milk (boil.
ing) to the paste; stir well until tuck;
add two ounces of butter in small
Jumps, stirring well the whole time.
Have ready beaten the yolks of five
eggs, mixed with half q teaspoonful of
salt, a little red and white pepper, and
three ounces OF grated cheese. The
last thing add the whipped whites oil
the eggs. Fill a soufhe pan about hall
full OF the mixture, and set 1t at once in
a moderately hot oveU. In from twenty
TO twenty-five minutes it should be
ready for the table.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

CoUGHs AND CoLDs.-A recent cough
will almost always yield to the follow
ing treatment within two or three days:
Mix in Il bottle four ounces of glycerine,
two ounces of alcohol, two ounces of
water, two grains of morphine. Shake
well. Dose for an adult, one or two
teasponnfuls every two or three hours.
Half this quantity to children from ten
to fifteen years, 1t is not safe to give
it to infants or children under ten years
OF age.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

The process of drying lumber 10y sur
rounding 1t with common salt is inst
o attracting attention. The peculiar
power of salt for extracting moisture is
well known.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

luRNHs Common field turnips must
be pulled before much frost, topped
closely and stored In barrels as beets.
Though improved for immediate use by
irosts their keeping qualities are injured
and they speedily become soft and
''p;thy." The Rock Turnip, White
French, and Yellow Sweet Turnip, all
of the Rutabaga family, will bear quite
hard freezing without injury.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

A LITTLE town up in New York has
a skating rink they call Niagara" 1t
is supposed that they call it that be-
cause the people go there to see the
ssfaIls."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

The seat of pride is in the heart, and
only there; and If it be not there, it is
neither in the look nor IL tho clothes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

There are no depths for a brave
heart from which hope cannot mount;
hope, which outlssts gold and the
Grave.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Oae OF nfe's hardest lessons irom.the
cradle to the grave is waiting. We
send out u ships, but cannot wait
patiently their return.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

E~ No genuine without a bunch OF green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, poiso =
Gus stun wah ''IIoD" or Hops IN their name.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24
..Rough on Itch.',

Rough on t'ch' cures huuaors, eruptions. rag
worm. letter, salt rheum. frosted feet, chtlblalns
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

FIRST CHICAGO EDITOR. II see that
a prominent electrician predicts that in
five years newspapers will be printed
by electricity"
Second Chicago Editor. -"You don't
say sol Well. well. this is a wonderful
age"
Eyes; there's no telling what marvels
we shall see next"
"lrue. Who knows but that the
time may come when We eau sit in a
saloon a mule away and by simply pres
sing a knob start into operation a pair
of electric shears"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

CARROT SoUP. Cut up some carrots
very fine, put INTO a pot with either a
small piece OF raw beef or the bone re-
naming from a roast leg of mutton,
two or three onions, one turnip, pepper
and salt, Boil for three hours, and
then put through a colander or sieve.
Make this the day before it is wanted
and rewarm. Potato soup is excellent
made in the same way, only s1bstitut-
potatoes for the carrots and adding one
CARO-.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

A GCoD BATTER FOR SWEET OR VEaE.
TABLE F~RrrrERs. Put some -four in an
earthen bowl, make a hole i'll the CEN
ire and add one or mote yolks of eggs,
according to the quantity required, one
spoonful of fresh salad oil aud a little
salt. Mix gently with one hand, being
especially careful to always turn the
batter in the same direction, dropping
in cold water by degrees until the bat
ter Is slightly thicker than cream. At
the moment of using add one white OF
egg beaten to a stiff froth. This batter
is equally %servIceable for celery, ample
or sweet ~fritters of every kind. Another
very excellent method of making batter
for savory dishes Is te moisten the flour
with half q wine glass of best fresh
vinegar, salt to taste, and cold milk in
stead OF water.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

EVERY henhouse should be provided
with one or more boxes of dry sane for
fowls to roll in during Winter when they
cannot get at the ground. The boxes
should not be used as nests nor for any
timer purpose than for fowls to dust
themselves with. Dry earth from road
beds il excellent for this use and some
should be saved every Fall.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

lf{ou are losing your grip on lte, try "Wells'
Health Goes direct 10 weak spots.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

FAIR CALLER. lyon see, | wanted
to work Mr.. Chasuble a pair of slip
pers, and 1 thought you might lend
me n of his old shoes to get the size. >
Ourate's Landlady Law. Missl the
shoes is all a-giyen out four days ago,
and it WAS only yesterday morning a
lady. a herd his shoes was all be-
spoke. come here a~-lmploting me to let
her measure the wet marks in the rev.
erend gentleman's bathroom immeii-
ately he had gone out.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

"JoHN." said Mrs. Crap, did you see
that account of them Mann boudolr
cars?"
Yes. dear"
We'll, what do you think of it2'
Very nice. my dear. very nice"
"Yes, | thought SO. | say its nom
sense. What does a man want with a
boudoir car. anyway John Crap, tell
mel"
81 dunno my dear" meekly replied
the tail of the ticket, and it was almost
Z o'clock before he dared ask if supper
was ready.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

CRAMPS For cramps it is recon-
mendeded to rub the affected parts with
Il wisp of hay. but should friction alone
not remove the tendency to cramp, the
parts affected should be rubbed occa-
%sionally with a solution OF camphor ana
olive oil. in the proportion Of one part
OF camphor to four of olive oil.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

HORACE GBsELY once asked Mrs.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton: "What would
you do in time of war if you had the
suffrage?"
Just what you have done, Mr..
Greedy" was the quick reply; ''stay
at home and urge others to go and
ieht."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

A Net0 York inventor has gone TO
work IN proper season to build and test
a snow-melting device designed to clear
the streets Of hat city during the Win
ter. II is a lurnaee-llke arrangement,
intended to be drawn through the streets
on the railway tracks, and is intended
TO melt sixty carloads OF snow an
hour. or as fast as ten men can shovel
il in, The railway companies IN New
York are required to clear the streets OF
snow, and have heretofore been COM
PEELED TO pay.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Ladies who would retain freshheSs and Vi
vacity. Don't fall to try "Wells' Health ReneweF.'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

THIs is really the work of the High
land Agricultural Society. 1t has given
premiums for stock, for implements, for
tree planting and for experiments, while
its %pubncatlon, "The Quarterly Journal
OF Agriculture, has been the vehicle for
conveying much information to the
agrieulturist, there beng n limited
number of agricultural papers of large
circulation III the Cd Country. trust
that the Highland Society may enjoy
many additional centuries of useful life,
and that its example may be followed
on this side OF the Atlantic.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

"MAMMA Is that old turkey a COB
bler?'
Yes. my child"
well, then, is a baby turkey a gob-
lpt9"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

me sawdust and refuse of the saw
mill is now made to yield fourteen gal
Ions of t~urpentlne, three or four gallons
of resin and a quantity OF tar per cord.
Elastic rubber tubing, perfectly gas
tight and free from smell, has lately
been invented. 1t Is made of two layers
of rubber with pure, soft tin-foil between
them, and IL retains the ~iexlbility and
elasticity of a simple rubber tube. 1t
ought 20 be seryiceable rs a connection
between a heating or Illuminating gas
supply pipe and a gas. burning apparatus
which requires TO be movable, If this
sort OF rubber and tan tubing can be
manufactured Of sufficient length.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

SwRLLISa IN THE FEET. "A veterinary
surgeon says:-lf the swelling Is accom-,
panied with great heat tension OF
the parts, and more particularly by
cracked heels, mild aperients and 10.
mentations are a good beginning; but
where any haccIdlty exists stimulants
and tonic we have found the sovereign
remedy. Take of powdered sulphateof
iron an ounce and a half, powdered
g~entian root two ounces, nitrate OF
potassa one ounce; mix and divide into
twelve powders, and give II night and
morning, mixed in cut or soft feed, with
no more water in the feed than will
keep the particles together. Feed the
animal generously and give a little
exercise daily.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Instant relief for neuralgia, tOOthache, face-
ache. ASK for "Rough on Toothaehe.n i5N25c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

one year Htter daJe, for value received, I
promise 20 lay 70 the order OF the publisher
OF q nos Agrtestarlt the sum Of 800. dollars,
with interest at { per cent per mum after
maturity. 10 is understood and agreed that
no part Of the pTincipalo of this note will be de-
manded or become payable Except at my
pleasure, asloag as remain n pald-np sub
scriber 70 the above namsG paper.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

THE most common cause OF abortion
in cows is food that is in some way
damaged by mildew. This fungus
growth is always nor or less poisonous,
and ID some varieties as is well known.
L has a specific effect on the reproduct-
we organs. Ergot on rye, and also on
ether plants, is a familiar example.
The prevalence of abortion in herds Of
COWS, often supposed to be epidemic
may be accounted Tor by the fact that
they are all given the same kind of
food. In some cases abortion does
appear as an epidemic disease, but
many cases can be otherwise accounted
Tor.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

ANIMALS that are troubled with worms
may be safely AID easily relieved by
giving them a smsll dose OF turpentlne
two or three times in their feed. 1t
nauseates the worms so that they lose
their grip on the intestines and pass
through with the ~e1cretions of the stom.
ach.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

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10 detect cotton oil in olive oil. mix
the oil III question with a solution of
hasic lead acetate, and let it stand from
twelve TO tweuty.four hours. II cotton
OIL Is present it takes a red color like
fresh-lrepared hnctnre Of myrrh.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

Hammers, the heads OF which are
magueti2ed SO as to attract nails, for
facilitating the making of rough boxes
Tor packing fruit, are now used on the
continent. We remember using mag.
netized tack hammers. SO long as TWEEN
ty-hve years ago; but, although the
heads were protected by a piece Of India
rubber tube, they soon lost their mag.
netism. Certainly, we omitted to place
them at night due north and south,
parallel with the msln direction Of the
earth's magnetism, which IS perhaps
the reason Of their failure,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

The Arabs are said to feed their
horses from the ground in order 10
maintain the curve III the neck. With
ont doubt Arabian horses are among
the best in the world, and if feeding on
or near the ground is n reason of their
superiority, it is an argument for low
hangers that should not be overlooked.
lHE low prices OF wheat are causing
many Dakota and Minnesota farmers to
think again OF growing fax. The yield
per acre is nearly as large as wheat, and
the price per bushel Is much higher.
But fax is even more exhaustive than
wheat, and 1t is a crop which can easily
be produced in excess of the demand,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

CoRNs. The following treatment Is
gwen by Jennings, who stands IN the
.oremost rank of veterinarians. Ont
away the hoof around the corn so as to
prevent pressure from the shoe; tue
,oru should be well cut out aud the
place burned with a hot iron, butter OF
,utimony, muriatic acid caustic silver,
or the permauganate OF potash. de
should then be carefully shod, aud, II
he frog is elastic, Il bar shoe, nicely
fitted. with a perfectly level bearing.
would be best; if however, the frog Is
hard and uuyielding, such a shoe may
prove ipjudicious. Fiaxseed poultices.
frequently applied to tue feet, together
with the use of hoof ointment, will be
found e%ffectual; a run at grass without
shoes will also prove beneficial.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-24

"DoAN' make no dlfumrence TO me
who's 'lected or who got left. replied
the old man as he emptled another
basket of ashes on his wagon.
Didn't you have any bets2"
Nary one"
"And isn't there any principle at
stakef' j..
"Well, deir thought be, but I basn't
cot time to look fur it. Be boys an
has got twenty-five kerosene torches
stacked up in de woodshed, an reckon
ve's gwine TO be satisfied whichebei
way Il turns out.