West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-03-20


kick him to pieces and then trsmple
him into the dust OF Oblivion.
1t really seems that our article in
regard TO the Removal Question bas
hit hard over about esburg
somewhere. aud made one cur 30
ned that be has the hydropbob in
,n its worst form and must needs
foam over 81 the mouth in the last
lsBue Of The ARGUS Our first thought
was not t. notice the whining cur as
we won'd only dirty our psnts leg
by kicking hun, but leave him alone
and let him choke himself 10 death,
bns on second thought, [and second
thonghte are the bss) va concluded
that 1T would not 10 TO have such q
ravlnR cur running at large that
he should be muzzled and as he bad
barked at ne more than any one else,
we were the party to undertake the
dirty job. We believe that the
woIst stage Of hydrophobia is blind
mesa and great dread OF water.
This cur had evidently gotten that
far along when be wrote this First
communication 10 Newspaper
lie placed great stress on this later
point and we sa one of the readers
OF The ARGUS. believe that we but
voics he sentiment OF the others
when we say that We are truly
thankful that this is his fret and
tor the sake OF all sense and deocnoy
We hope it will be his last, and we
would advise him not to prove his
ldlocy by trying to write any more.
tie says # he couldn't write any bet.
ter than we, he wouldn't write at
all Well, you poor Inconsistent
fool you, what did you write for
then ? But it is truly said that
out of the mouth of fool PROCEEDS
foolishness y and En- this .nincompoOp
gives himself dead away.
He tries to accuse us of plaSiar-
ism but the silly simpletoD don t
know what he does want to cay and
consequently he makes q devil of a
fist out OF it, The Ounce hasn't
senae enough to know what quota
ton is when he sees one.
If the article that stirs up your
ire, My Dear Buster John. had
been quoted it wouldn't have kurt
haIf so bad it's the truth of convic-
tion that gouges your guilty SOU
aud makes you wrthe aud kick so
vigorously. We DEFY you to show
any quotation in said article thst
we used without proper marks. Tn
one place we simply unite the style
OF Shakespeare rs fourd in Hamlet
SoIiIoqny' bat as the worda and
meaning were different we, OF course
could not write it as 4 quotation
80 We brand you as a liar and =
coward uniess you can come out end
prove Whist you say.
Another lie 10 your maiden COM
munication that lies on the surface
is where you 91ote us ss speaking
about lawyers having fool heads.
Now cir, THE is lie aud you know it
Tor we said nothing OF the kind.
What we said that could possibly be
warped into such a mixture as this
was, 1t it ia true shat LAWYERS
houses are built on the heads OF fools
we have great many in this county.
we are sorry to say. And We might
now add that Buster John il a
FOOLISH fool sirce be is not even will
ling to profit BY past experience. Il
is said that experience is dear
school and fools wont learn any
other way, but it seema that there
are some fools who woat even learn
this way and arc ike young pups.
you have to knock their brains out
to get their eyes open.
Buster Judges ns by himself and
Gale Us cranky fool simply be-
cause We have bit him 90 hard that
1t has hacked The little aepss out
Of him rhst be may possibly have
been possessed Of.
Buster John may possibly ain To-
tel be trcth but if be does he il
probably the vorst sbot 10 America.
Hs sage We don't know how TO use
The English language. Well thou,
what are zoe bowling 80 about, Bus-
ter 2 Why didn't you just give us
more rope apd let 10 get to the end
OF ~ 2 But no ia Lsos,.. 90 -