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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

In speaking of the junior class IN the
university this year the professor said:
The junior class will embrace seven
teen young ladies'" SIT wiIl?" e1-
claimed the young man addressed.
Great Scottl then l shall join the ju.
nior class"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

The BEAUTIFUL Miss SMirH.-At an
evening party Dumley wa, introduced
to a young lady, and after a remark
about the weather he said gallantly:
Sand have / really the pleasure OF
meeting the beautiful Miss Smith,
whose praises are being sounded by ev-
erybody?"
"Oh. no, MIR. Dumley, the lady re-
piled, 'the beautiful Miss Smith to
whom you refer is a cousin OF mine.
"OI; that's it. Well. L thought
there must be mistake somewhere, !"
said the gallant Dumley.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

That girl of mine is twice as hand.
some since she commenced using Car
boline the world renowned hair renewer
l would not leave her do without it fol
ANYTHING.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

A FASHIONABLE Austin lady, immedi.
ately after the death of her husband,
married bis brother. A visitor at the
house, rotIong the picture of her late
husband, asked who it was. ''It is
is," she replied hesitatingly, my de-
ceased brother-in-law."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

A BETTER plan for removing grease
spots than by applying hot iron is to
rub In some spirits OF wine with the
hand until the grease is brought to
powder, and there will be no trace OF
II
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

IT Is said that ice will melt less rap
idly if wrapped in newspapers and
placed in a covered box than when kept
in refrigerator.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

LADY CALLER-'1 much prefer COL
ored servants to white ones, don't YOU,
Mrs BS" Mrs. B-"Well, really, Mrs.
H., it depends upon the color. you
know. can't endure green onesI"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
Handsome apples are sometimes sour.

Young or middle-aged men suffering from
nervous debility, loss of memory, prena-
ture old age, as the result Of bad habits,
should send 10 cents in stamps for large
illustrated treatise. Address, WORLDS
DIsPENsARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION,
COS Main Street, Buffalo. n. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

To give some idea how quickly milk
will absorb odors one has only to placs
q saucer OF milk IN larder in which
meat or game is hung. In few hours
the milk becomes so tainted that no
animal will touch il.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

TIE Doctor Palmer who is to marry
Emma Nevada Is the medical man who
gave her a certificate OF sore throat
when she did not want to sing at the
matinee concert last winter,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
Three things to teach---truth, indus
try and contentment.

SKIN DISEASES -"BEEsoS's AkoMAr-
IC ALUM SULPHUR SoAP," cures letter,
Salt Rheum, Ringworm, Sores, Pimples,
all itching Skin Eruptions. p cents by
Druggists, or by mali. VIM. Dreydoppel,
Philadelphia, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

GIVE soft feed to poultry in the morn
ing. and the whole grains at night. ex-
ceptIng little wheat or whole grains of
corn placed In the scratching place"
in the forenoon, to furnish employment
during the day.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

GINGER Pound CAKE.-Three cups of
hour, one cup OF molasses, one cup Of
buttermilk, one-half cup of sugar, one
half cup of butter, two teaspoonfuls of
saleratus, two teaspoorfuls of cinnamon,
one teaspoonful of ginger and two eggs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

He WAS no CHICKEN. -"Yes, stran-
ger" sand passenger from Texas, '.I'm
goin' down East on an important er-
rand. Don't mind telling you that I'm
going TO be married. You can imagine
how good-natured and jolly 1 feel" /"
"Yes; but don't you feel little anxiety,
little trepidation, about taking such an
important step in life?' "Nsry q trep,
stranger" "Have you ever been mar
ried before?" mo, but I've been in
one fight with InIuns. two scrimmsges
with cowboys, an went through four
cyclones. I'm no chicken"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

A PROMINENT mathemstician's wife
hiss presented hin with a par Of twins.
He has now obtained the full sum of hu-
man happiness. with two tc carry.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

A Boston man is said to have a cardi-
nails hat. 1t is great oversight that
the bet upon which he won it is not
mentioned at all.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

The Frazer Axle Grease received medals
at the Centennial, North Carolina State
Fair, Paris Exposition, American lnsti-
tute. New York, and others.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

THs dairy products of this country
exceed the oats crop $3.50, 900. 600; the
wheat crop. 800. .000,0 900; the cotton
crop, s220. 000. 900; the product of iron
bars and steel. S257, ZOO. 900, and the
pig iron output, S419 900, 600.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

THE purest, sweetest snI best Cod Liver on in the
world manufactured from fresh. healthy hTers.upOn
the sesshore itis absolutely pure and sweet Patients
who have taken II prefer II 10 all Others Pnysl-
clans have decided tsuperior 20 any Of the other OILS N
market Made By Casweu. Hazard 3 Co.. New YORK.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

LYONS Patent Metallic Stiffeners pre-
vent boots and shoes from running over,
ripping in the seams or wearing uneveniy
ON rho heels
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

The seed rod of plantain, boiled In
milk will check the most violent attack
of cholera morbus-
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

BEES require very little care In pro,
portion TO the profit derived from them.
With an assistant an apisrist could care
for 200 colonies, and as much as fifty
pounds of honey has been secured from
a colony during favorable seasons.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

Death is an expert sportsman. Hi
arm never wavers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

Three things to cherish-virtue, good
ness and wisdom.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

CoRDUeoY as a covering for furniture
is desirable for two reasons, it Is very
durable aud offers no chance for moths.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

The st, Paul Globe says a man at
Mllbank, Colorado, has chicken with
a head at each end, one white and the
other black, put no tail.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

''Is THE coon smart animal?' asked
a stranger of old 81 Jackson on Onion
Greek. "Talk about 'coons being smart,
1 should say dey was smart" swell,
how smart are they2" "a coon played
me de meanest trick you eber heerd tell
on. foun' hole whar de coon went
inter de groun', and I waited dar all
day long to shoot dat coon, and when
he come out he was a polecat."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
Only Temperance 5Irters Known.

Grateful Thousands proclaim vIsrsAs
BIrTERs the most wonderful IN vigorsnt that ever
sustained the sinking gystem.
Made from California roots and herbs, free
from Alcoholic Stimulants. 4 Purg gativs
and Tonic.
This Bitters cures Female Complaints
nhammetory and Chronic Rhe nm at sm,
Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fs-
yers, Blood, Liver and Kidney Diseases.
DysPepsia or Indig estion, Headache
Pain IN the shoulders, Coughs, Tightness OF the
chest, Dizziness, Sour Stomach, Furred Tongue
Bilious Attacks, Palqitation OF the Heart, Pnsu-
monla, and Pain In the regions Of the Kidneys.
are cured by the use Of the Bitterp
For skin Diseases, Eruptions. BoiIs
Erysipeas, Scrofula, Discolorations Hunors and
diseases Of the Skin OF whatever name or ma
ture, are literally dug up and carried out Of the
system In . shOi time by the use Of the Bitters
IL tInvfROrat the stomach. and stinl-
uistes the torpid Liver and Bowels, which rem
der It Of unequaied efficiency In cleansing the
blood OF all impurities. and imparting new life
and vtgor TO the whole system.
No Person can take the Bitters and remain
long unwell
Pin, Tape and other Worms, are
destroyed and removed from the system
. Cieanse the yftfated blood whenever
y is FOUL your feelings will tell you when. Keep
me olood pure, and the health Of the system
In conclusion: Give the Bitters trial I.
rlli speak for itself. One bottle viii prove bet
ger guarantee OF its merito than a lengthy ad-
vertisement
~. IL. McDonalS Drug Co.. Proprietor.,
'Hn FRANCISCO. Cal. and 5s 5sf So Washington 81.
Cor. Charlton ST., New York
Soid oy all Dealers and Druggists
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

INA Western town q citizen of the
name of William Shakespeare has been
appointed Postmaster.
Recently a visitor asked one of the
leading residents of the place if he were
familiar with the works of Shakespeare.
call / know about him is" replied
the resident, che has been workin' for
the Postmastership for sixteen years,
an he's got there at last. That about
ali the work 1 ever knew Bill to do"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
Frazer Axle tirease.

Three things to goyern---your tenn
per, tongue and conduct.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

Best, easiest to use and cheapest Piso's
Remedy for Catarrk. By druggists. SOC .
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

my wife for years has been troubled Win
a disease of the kidneys; physicians pro
nounced it diabetes, but she received no
benefit from their treatment. HUNT
I Kidney and LiverJ REMEDY has made
wonderful change in her condition. her
health is good. 20. NJ. Hubbell, 344 Pros
peat Avenue, Buffalo, N. T., June Is, sS-
Doctors are getting more and more into
the habit of prescribing proprietary medi-
cines in their practice especially that known
as HUNTS kidney and .Liyerl kennedy
for diseases of the kidneys, liver and blad-
der They know from experience tnat II Is
of more value in such diseases than any
prescription they can write
GREENvILLE, CT May 8, 1883.
"was attacked with severe kidney dis
ease. HUNTS Kidney and Liver] REMEDY
was advised, and one bottle completely
cured me "-Chas. II. Alexander, Foreman
Dye House, Shetucket Mills.
II will certify to the truth Of the
above. John A. Morgan, Druggist,
Greenville, Conn.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

Eovy shooteth at others and wound
eth herself.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

AFTER careful study for two years,
and study OF the experience of others,
Mr.. F. r, Carskadon. OF West Virginia,
states that the capacity of the land fol
supporting stock is at least doubled by
the use of ensilage.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
DYSP EP 81

persistent attention and remedy tnat Will assist
nature 10 throw OF the causes and tone up the Ill
gestive organs till they perform their dulles vii
ingly- Mrs. BO-wOrth. Of Amherst, n. H., after
trying mauy ''sure cures without benefit, fOund
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
GREESyILLE, CT NJ
CONSUMPTION CURED.

Three things to hate-cruelty, arro-
gance and ingratitude.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

Three things TO contend for-honor,
country and friends.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

TIE cotton seed product of the
Southern States amounts to $50. 900. .OOt
pounds, large proportion OF which il
wasted. Besides being convertible into
oil, this product contains the richest
nourisbment for fattening cattle, sheep
and hogs. 1t is also one of the finest
fertilizers known.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

No two things differ more than friend
ship and love.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
St. Bernard Vegetable Pills.

Politeness requires very little capital.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14
See Here Young Man

Three things to do-think, live and
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

snow, THEM" said the captain of po-
lice TO the ianitor of the station house,
''give the prisoner bath, and when
that Is done let him be handcuffed and
sent of to the goal"
''In other Words" remarked the jan
itor, ''you desire the prisoner washed
and ironed and sent off,"
Precisely"
And Il was done.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

my DEAR" said q frightened hus-
band in the middle of the night, shak
ing his wife, "where did you put tha
bottle Of strychnine?"
''On the shelf next to the pepper.
mint"
''Oh, Lordi" he groaned, "I'ye swal-
lowed it."
'Well, for goodness sake" whis
pered his wife, keep quiet, or you'll
wake the baby"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-14

GREAT care should be exercised ir
keeping the COW pasture entirely free
from rag weeds. These weeds impart e
peculiarly disgusting, bitter taste to the
milk of the cows whicn Sat them, and
the butter made from such milk Is also
impregnated with the same peculiar
taste
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-06
The Situation AT Lemont.

LEMoNT, ILL.,, May 5.-The troops have
gone into camp on the bluff, with prospects
of an indefinite stay. To-day groups of
strikers appeared on the streets, cOnversing
in the Swedish and Bohemian languages.
Two Of their number stoned foreman at
work in the Quarries and one Of them was
arrested by the city marshal. The two
officers who went to the telegraph Office to
telegraph for supplies for the troops were
subjected to some indignities but not mo-
lested. The coroner endeavored to secure
the presence of troops at the inquest, but
the commander refused to permit this with
out an order from the governor. The cor
oner's jury acting in the case of
the persons killed in the riot
yesterday, after hearing the testimony of
two witnesses, relatives of the deceased, adj
journed to 10 o'clock tomorrow. The wit
nesses being Poles the testimony was very
meagre and as it came from the interpreter
considerably garbled. The deputy sheriff
will testify tomorrow. The dispatch re-
ceived from the governor by Gen. Vance, in
relation to the military being allowed to
testify, must have been adverse, as the cor
oner's deputy, who went to the camp with
subpenas for officers, was politely requested
to leave the grounds if he persisted in serv-
ing the documents. There is very little .ex-
element here to-day, although quite
crowd gathered OH the street at the
time of the inquest.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-06
ELECTION NOTES.

The workingmen know who their friends
are.
Where, oh, where is the business mems
boom?
Several comely females made mash on
the ballot-box in the Fifth ward.
Don't forget that Morley Petsch, too, is a
member of the triumphal procession.
Merriam got left in his own precinct, which
gave Blaine majority of nearly 100.
1t only takes small miscount to give a
candidate seeming majority of two.
The Sixth ward, as usual, bears aloft,
above the sand and dust of the campaign,
the Democratic banner.
Merriam Park, where all the property
was purchased from Merriam pere, gave
Merriam fills but II majority.
In view of the fact that the venomous
opposition of the lying bosses centered on
Roche his majority was caution.
The Sixth warders announced what they
thought of Merriam's record on the bridge
question with mathematical exactness.
The saloons were closed throughout the
city. but there were evidences that the
''growler' had been worked pretty hard the
night before.
Mr. w. P. Murray said last night that
the action to test the truth of the charges
made against the city officials in Sundays
Pioneer Press would be pressed without
delay.
DIR. Bryant made gallant fight against
overwhelming odds and the small majority
gained by his opponent would surprise the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-06
THE PEOPLES ANSWER.
Over Nine Thousand of Them Re.
nudinfe the Third Street SANDER.

If ballots can be taken as any expression
of the sentiments of the people who
throw them, the result of yesterdays
election must show to the world what the
people of ST. Paul think of the charges re-
gently made against officials who have so
long and so well administered the affairs of
the city.
From the hot words that had been used
during the campaign one would expect that
the election wOnld be of a correspondingly
lurid character. But so far from justify
ing those expections the election would
compare favorably with any of its prede-
ceSsOrs for peace and quietness.
The police at the polls had little to do
The only disturbance at all was in the har-
vester works precinct, where judges, either
from stupidity or acting on instructions
from the harvester works bulldOZing bosses,
persisted in marking each voters ticket
with his number. The effect of this would
be that the tickets would show how the
men voted, the supposition being
that this would effect the pay
roll of the harvester works. The voters
very naturally took exceptions to this man
ner of interfering with their rights to Sc
cret ballot. Threats of violence were
freely made but the workmen wisely
left the matter to arbitration. Legal advice
was summoned, and when the decision
went against the judges of course they had
to submit or invalidate the entire election in
that precinct.
And here it is pleasant to notice
the. faithfulneSS with which the
workingmen stood by the contract
between them and the Democratic party.
The little white badges of the Trades and
Labor Assembly were to be seen at every
poll at which working men voted, and their
valient fighting had much to do with the
glorious victory.
There is much that might be written by
way of preface to the account of the cleo
ton, but the whole story is told in the sub
Joined table, to which the attention of those
who voted yesterday is earnestly invited.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-06

Oh the market building tolled $50 p. m, the
yard surrounding the building was filled
with a large but unusually good natured
crowd which, beyond raising an occasional
cheer, was decidedly quiet and orderly. a
good deal OF quiet work was put in by both
parties and all seemed satisfied with the
prospective result. The colored voters were
present in large numbers and they made
themselves generally heard. Above the
general din OF voices the leaders OF one side
could be heard eXclaiming, ''Save your
ticket and vote for Edmund Rice;" the
leaders of the other side were strong in their
appeals to vote for Merriam and reform"
Each side was strongly flanked with a de-
tached squadron of colored voters, armed
with happy smiles and punches of tickets.
During the day there was considerable talk
among the crowd about repeating and brib-
cry, but there appeared nothing in proof of
the assertion and few if any votes were
challenged.
In the Second precinct of the Second
ward there was steady voting all day, but
no disturbance of any kind, though an Oc-
casional challenge by either party caused a
little ruff1e of feeling. There was large
vote cast with no other than the regular
Democratic and Republican tickets in the
field, all changes on these being made with
pastors and pencil.
THIRD WARD.
The voting at city hall, the First precinct
of the Third ward, was regular but feature
less all day. There we're some good work
ers on both sides present and these exerted
themselves in their respective parties inter-
estS. Scratching was carried on tOa consld-
erable extent, the candidates for municipal
judge coming in for the principal share.
At Amory hall everything was as quiet
as on any ordinary day and at no time dur
ing the entire day was there more than two
score of people around. The voters went
to the hail. cast their ballots and went off
about their usual vocation. The policemen
on duty at that point amused themselves by
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-06

again thank you for the honor you have con-
ferred upon me. and hope that you will
never have occasion to regret having voted
for me. AS for myself l am both highly
delighted and gratified.
W. P. MURRAY.
After the cheers which greeted the speech
of Mayor Rice had subsidized, calls were
made for the Hon. w. P. Murray, in re-
spOnse to which he said:
Friends and Fellow Citizens This
is one Of the proudest nights of
my life. We have just passed through
a hard and bitter campaign and
if it had not been that our ticket was headed
by a tried and true man, the result might
have been vastly different. l can assure
you the administration of Mr.. Rice will be
in the best interests of the people. 1t will
not be modelled on the one idea
plan. 1t will be forward and
progressive it will not be in the interests
of the Irish, the German or any other dis
tinct class of people, but it will be in the
interests and welfare OF
ALI.GooD CITIZENS
alike. I am satisfied that when two years
shall have passed away the administration
of Mr.. Rice will have been such that he can
be elected again, if he desires, by larger
majority than he receives tonight
I am proud to see him mayor of St. Paul
again, and 1 think that at the close of Mr..
Rice's administration St. Paul will boast a
population of 100000 happy people, in
spite of the lies of the Pioneer Press which
have been nailed by the great and free ex-
preston of her people to-day.
After song by quartet and selection
by the band the crowd dispersed.