The Nevada picayune., 1885-04-30
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 Bucket shops seem immoral to men who lose in them.
 The amateur fisherman favor ite essences are Ponds EX- tracts.'
 A short horse is soon curried. The man who bets on him is soon worried, at the race.
 Strawberries will sell better when prices and bottoms of boxes go down little.
 There is q good side to the dude. He will not forget hls mother while she has money
 When the pardon mill has finish ed grinding there is not much left tor the gallows to tie up.
 Russians say the BosphOrus will shut out English men-of.war. The boss for English object.
 It is now that gentle spring comes beneath the maiden's win dow and plays it's light catarrh.
 Women are not inventive as q rule. They have no eas erness for new wrinkles.
 An exchange.speaks politely of d 'widow lady" This will distin- guish her from widow gentl tleman.
 School books are bound to be sold, and some of them are badly bound, while the purchasers are badly sold.
 A Northern writer has thrown out some Hints on Hosiery :" There is room for them at q bur lesgue performance.
 It is always ''personaF favor to mention one mans name in a newspaper. It is the same thing to leave another mans out.
 The case of Ada Sweet, pension agent at Chicago, shows how hard it is for the President to turn a Sweet girl out.
 A high Supreme court never knows how high it is until it has been hoisted by good law pointed out 10 it by small judge of an in ferior cour:
 Boston Post: "A boy in Maine has a passion for killing old ladies and much suprise was manifested until it was learned that he once witnessed a ballet"
 Reasonable railroad fares can al ways be demanded: but there are numerous people wAo want the railroads to bring them to the ex- position for nothing, and give them lunch on the way.
 Base ball, acc ording to the pro visions of bill that has past the Tennessee Senate, cannot be play ed on Sunday in that State hereafter under penalties of s25 and $50. This indicates that Base Ball will soon be played ont.
 To have money and nothing else is an object of pity. "Who are those pudding faced people over thereP' stranger will inquire, pointing to some of the regulars in society. 70, they have plenty of money" is the answer and nothing more is said of the Puddings.
 Tine Boston Transcript has fl otion that it seems just grain it. logical to offer public prayers that soldiers about being sent to the wars may be preserved from the incident thereto. The prayers might be made more effectual by keeping the mo at home.
 The lOw-neckcd dress will not go during the present administration Miss Cleveland and several of the Cabinet ladies" have appeared publicly in decolete and sleeveless corsages. Alter the inauguration ball 1t was thought that society dresses would be longer at the top and shorter at the bottom.
 Morning Journal: Do you know" said bashful swain to his sweetheart, that doctors say there is danger of contracting dis ases by kissing" "Is that sol? { she said with all air of interest. "So they say" he murmured; do ! you believe itf' "Well, 1 havenv much faith in doctors" she replied blnshing furionsly; besides 1 have baap yuanipotoJ v Jc YL.. ..-....-