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HOUSEHOLD.
maker of
"Each evil Liver
A running river
OF harmless merriment.

The increasing frequency Of neural
gle headache among women must have
q cause. There is N of simplicity
which has been overlooked. ami one to
which it Is worth while to draw atten-
ton. The pam experienced is generally
located in one or more of the branches
of the second cervical nerve, very com
monty those terminating in the scalp at
the occipult or back of the head. The
nerves of the scalp are irritated by the
hair being drawn tightly back and put
on the strain, not as q whole, in which
case the strain would be spread over a
large area of the surface, but by small
bundles of hair which are pulled back
and held in place by hairpins. Relief
is experienced by removing the hair
pins, but this gives only a temporary
and partial effect. The injury done is
lasting, if not permanent, IN its conse-
quences. The present style of dress.
ing the hair should be discontinued, as
it in part accounts for the prevalence
of a form OF suffering which is both IN
tractable and distressing. If it were
the fashion for women to wear their
hair short instead of long and tied up,
there would be less headache than there
liz.
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SLOWS Your Liver7y
In TIE comic opera Of 1.-The Mikado"
his imperial hiRhness says:

In TIE comic opera Of 1.-The Mikado'
his imperial highness says:
"To make. to some extent,
Zach evil Liver
A running river
OF harness merrimenb."
A nobler task THAI making evil Hvers,
rivers of harmless merriment M person,
king or layman, could take upon him
self. Toe liver among the anc1ents was
considered the source of all a mans evil
impulses, and the chances are ten to
one to. day that if ones liver is in an
ugly condition of discomfort. someone's
head will be mashed before night
Flows your liverP" is equivalent to
the inquiry: Are you q bear or an
angel to day2
Nine-tenths Of the "pure-cussedness
the actions for divorce, the curtain lee
lures, the family rows, not to speak OF
murders, crimes aud other calamities
are prompted by the irritating effect OF
the inactivity of the liver upon the
brain. Fothergill, the great specialist,
saws this and he knows. He also knows
that to prevent such catastrophies
nothing equals Warmers safe cure re-
nowned throughout the world, as a
maker of
''Each evil Liver
A running river
OF harmless merrlment.
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How TO UsE WAsHsTANDs. The old
pine washstands, now tucked away in
the garnet, but SO common a few years
ago, the one with a hole IN the top for
q washbowl. bars for towels and a
drawer and shelf below, is a treasure not
to be despised. Do you want a pretty
liable for books or music? Remove the
back piece and bars and nail a smooth
board over the top to cover the hole.
An ounce of shellac dissolved III a pint
OF alcohol, with enough lampblack
added to it to make the desired dark
shade. will supply enough varnish to
transform the timetable into a fashiona-
BILE ebonized one, ss the legs only re-
quire : o be vanished. Then cover both
,helyes with dark blue or olive plush
Or velveteen and put a straight valance
of the same around the lower shelf.
Finish the top N with a worsted che
nile fringe in bright Persian colors and
edge the valance with the same. 1t
Will take only about q yard and a quar-
ter OF the plush and three yaads of
fringe. If il is to stand against the
wall three sides OF the lower shelf only
need to be trimmed, and tho drawer left
for use at the back. For a bedroom these
tables are pleasing, if simply covered
In the same way with a pretty, cheerful
cretonne, edged with q full rufie of the
same.
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Only temperance .SItters known

Grateful Thousands proclaim ynEsAR
BTTTERs the most wonderful In ytgorant shat ever
sustained the sinking ystem.
Made from California roots and herbs, free
from Alcoholic Stimulants. a Purgative
and Tonic
This Bitters cures Female Complaints,
Infiammatory and Chronic Rheumattsn1,
0out, Bilious, Remittent and intermittent Fs-
yers. Blood, Liver and Kidney Diseases.
Dyspepsia or Indig estion, Headache,
Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the
Bilious Attacks, Pai2itation OF the Heart, Pneu-
monia, and Pain In the regions OF the Kidneys.
are cured by the use of the Bitters-
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Boihs
Erysipelas, Scrofula, Discolorations, Humors and
diseases OF the Skin Of whatever name or ma
tnre, are literally dug up and carried out OF the
system In o shoi time by the use OF the Bttters.
1t InvtgOrat sthe Stomach, and slim
ulates the torpid Liver and Bowels, which rem
der 1t of unequaied efficiency In cleansing the
blood Of all impurities, and imparting new life
and vigor TO the whole system
No Person can take the Bitters and remain
long unwelL
Pin, Tape and other Worms, are
destroyed and removed from the system
Cleanse the Initiated Blood whenever
the blood pure. and the health Of the system
viii follow.
In conclusion : Five the Bitters a trial. II
viii speak for itself. One bottle will prove a bet
ter guarantee OF is meritu than Q lengthy ad-
vertisement.
R.H. Mcdonald Drug Co., Proprietors,
san Francisco, Cal, and So, $50 4 $50 WashingtonS St.
Cor. Charlton St. New York.
sold by all Dealers and Druggists
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rho worlds Champion.

Mr.. Edward Hanlan, the great oars
man. and until his recent contest with
Beach in Australia, the champion of the
world, may certainly be looked upon as
an authority in everything affecting
athletic sports. Before leaving Austria
liza for this country, he wrote a letter in
which he stated that he had used st.
Jacobs Oh with the most beneficial re-
suits. He found it a reliable remedy
for musculer pains in the arms and
limbs, and from his personal experience
took great pleasure IN recommending it.
No stronger proof of the truth of what
il claimed for st. Jacobs Oil could be
furnished than this. and it will un
doubtedly carry great weight with all
thoughtful and intelligent peop.e.
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LILY TABLE MAT.-t'or materials use
four shades of green single zephyr, n
skein of dark green and a half skein of
each OF the other shades; commence
and crochet with the treble stitch a mat
with eighty-nine stitches around; then
eleven chains; then ill this chain with
treble stitches; then ten treble; then the
chain and proceed all around until 1t Is
six stitches deep. Finish wlth the
lightest shade; by putting over the
thread and drawing it through three
stitches the mat will be very full. Tack
the tuIlness with the thread which will
leave a place tor the lily, which must
be crocheted with one unce white
zephyr. Set up three-chain, use the
treble stitch, use me il center. and go
back and forth until six deep, Their fin
ish the edge same as the mat; there
must be eight lilies; then have half an
of yellow to represent the center.
Set up thirty stitches on knitting
needles; knit PLAN ten stitches deep;
bind off and sew together; insert q wire:
sew lily together and put it in its place
In the mat.
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FAcETIE.

The other night, after the thunder
shower. Jones dropped IN on a neigh
Dor and found about a dozen people as
semhled.
well, well, you look cheerful after
such a close CALL" growled Jones as he
removed his hat.
"What close call?"
why, lightning struck the barn In
the alley not a hundred feet away"
"Oh, deari' said one of the women,
'but / knew it all the time. One OF
my arms has been numb ever SINCE"
Sand it affected my foot" said an.
other.
"And 1t get my heart to FACILITATING"
"And my elbow has felt queer ever
since"
Every one in the room remembered
to have been shocked. and every one
was thankful over the narrow escape.
By and by a boy, who had been
thinking deeply, gushed out:
why, there Is no barn in the alleyl"
Amidst the deepest silence every.
body remembered this fact, and the boy
cIinched it with:
"And how could there be when there
is no alleyi'
Jones had lied, but SO had all the
others.
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81 would not live Away" No; not if
disease is to make my lite a daily burden.
But it need not, good friend, and will not
If you will be wise in time. How many of
our loved ones are Wondering in the dust
who might ave been spared for years.
The slight cough was unheeded, the many
symptoms Of disease that lurked within
were sighted and death came. DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery" cannot recall
the dead though it has snatched numbers
from the verge of the grave, and will cure
consumption in its earlier stages.
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A BRIGHT Chicago youth got an auto
graph album filled with signatures; but,
as hey lacked neatness and uniformity,
he bought "A new book and copied all
the names into it. Now he is happy.
"CAN you paint me a sign OF once?"
''fes, wbatkind OF sign do you want2"
"a sligo OF ram" A cloud lowered on
the painters brow, aud. fearing an i'm.
mediate storm. the painter left.
Son; FEATHER, please tell ms what
entails means. and if we nave such a
law in the United States" Father:
"Uader the law of entails. my boy. the
landed property Of the father is handed
down to the eldest son successfully gen.
eration after generation. We have no
fuch provision in the United States.
Here the money generally goes to tile
>wyers who settle the fSA estate,
u see the differen&
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Three things to hate-crueIty, AFRO
Rance and ingratitude.

An old physician, retired from practice. having
had placed IN his hands by an East India mission
airy The formula OF a simple vegetable remedy Tor
the speedy aud permanent cure of CONSUMPTION.
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and al. Throat and
Lung Affections, also q positive and radical cure
after having tested Its wonderful curative bowers
In thousands OF cases, has felt II his duty to make
II known TO his suffering fellows. Actuated by TINS
motive and a destl e to relieve human suffering. /
VIII send free OF charge, 10 all who desire H.. this
recipe, IN Gergan, French or English, with fnll
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mai
by addressing with stamp, naming this paper, w.
A NoYEs, l49 Po1cer's Block. Rochester, n. y.
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ONE OF THE MOST MELANCHOLY SPEC
TACLEs in the world is a human being
shattered and broken down by the use
of ardent spirits. Bur the dilapidation
may be repaired, the human ruin
strengthened and restored to perfect
soundness by a course OF that most pow
erful of all vegetable invigorants. DR..
Walkers VINEGAR BITTERs.
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SCIENTIFIC.

e. Bohlig, in a recent paper on the
solubility of glass, described expert
ments which showed that 100 C. C. of
distilled water at the boiling tempera-
ture will in every two seconds extract as
much alkaline silicate out of glass COM
monty used as will suffice to neutrallze
OIL. c. G. of a solution containing OIL
gram of oxslic acid per liter. With
some old TASKS aud beakers no appreci-
able quantity was dissolved in the short
time required for quantitatIve analysis.
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HERE is q pretty way TO make a toilet
set which may be new to some: For
the foundation use scrim of some pref
ty, open work. striped design. For the
bureau scarf liue 1t with any desired
color. and then across it lengthwise. a
short distance from each edge, stitch a
band OF ribbon of the same color as the
lining, and finish the edge with lace.
You can buy the antique lace, or Gro
Chef some pretty patterns of unbleached
linen. Make the small mats and cush-
ion cover the same way. Put a tasty
bow OF the ribbon IN n corner of your
cushion. Your set will be more COM
plete if you make a splasher and table
scarf in the same way.
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One has only to die to be praised.
Don.t Hawk. snlt. Cough.

suffer dizziness, indigestion, Inflammation
of the eyes, headache, lassitude, inability
TO perform mental work and indisposition
for bodily labor, annoy and disgust your
friends and acquaintance with your nasal
twang and offensive breath and constant
efforts to clean your nose and throat, when
DIR. Sage's "Catarrh Remedy" will prompt-
ly relieve you of discomfort and suffering,
and your friends of the disgusting and
needless infections of your loathsome dis
eaSaq
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CHOCOLATES CAKE.-Ons cupful OF
butter, two cupiuls of white sugar, three
cupfuls of flour. four eggs, II cupful
OF sweet milk and two teaspoonfuls of
baking powder. Bake one half in a
square tin, add to the remaining part
one-half cupful Of grated chocolate, one
tablespoonful of molasses, yolks of two
eggs and a little more -four. Bake in
the same sized TIN and put together
with chocolate icing. the dark cake on
top. which also ice with the chocolate
icing. We have always called it brown
stone front.
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An account is given, on the author
ity of DR., hoffman, of Washington, in
the European anthropologicaI journals
of a curious relic found in South Caro-
lima. The relic is supposed to be a
case which contained the coloring mat
ters and implements that had been EN-.
ployed in tattooing.
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PARLoR WHIsK BRooM.- "A pretty
whisk broom holder can easily be made.
Take q small round Japanese fan, cover
both sides with pretty cretonne, fasten-
ing at the handle; cut a narrow strip OF
pasteboard, say two inches wide and
four or five inches long according TO
the size of the FAM, cover with cretonne,
fasten the edges OF the strip IN the e
tire of the fan, far enough 10 admit the
broom. Twist ribbon around the han
die. leaving a little loop at the top to
hang 1t up with, put a bow of ribbon AT
the handle, where the cretonne is fast
ened. If desired, one can be put at the
handle.
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LEMON PUDDINa.--One cup of milk,
two t~ablespoonfuls of cornstarch. three
eggs, one cup of sugar. one tablespoon
full of butter, juice and grated rind of
two lemons. Mix these Ingredients
and bake in a rich crust. Make a me-
ringue of the whites of two eggs and
put on top after the buildings are
baked.
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Hoods S~arsaparilla

hit the nail on the head and restored her to health.
Among the agonies experienced by the dyspeptic,
are distress before or after eating. loss Of appe-
tite, Irregularities of the bowels, wind or gas and
pain in the stomach, heartburn, sour stomach,
&C., causing mental depression, nervous irritabili-
ty and sleeplessness. II you are discouraged be OF
good cheer and try Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t has
cured hundreds, It viii cure you II you give It a
fair chance. Prepared only by c. l. HOOD& CO.,
Lowell, Mass. Price S1.00.
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The BEAUTIFUL MISS SMITH. AT an
evening party Dumley val introduced
TO a young LADY. and after a remark
about the weather he said CALAMITY:
'And have / really the pleasure of
meeting the beautiful Miss Smith,
whose praises are being sounded by ev-
erybody?"
"Oh, no, Mr.. DumIey." the lady re-
piled, "the beautiful Miss Smith to
whom you refer is a cousin of mine"
"Ol; that's it. Well, L thought
there must be a mistake somewhere"
sad the gallant Damley.
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manufacture Of solid carbt

The manufacture of solid carbonic
acid gas has been carried on for some
time in Berlin. 1t comes in small cyl
1nders, and if kept under pressure will
last some time. A cylinder n a half
inches in diameter and two inches long
will take five hours to melt away into
gas.
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NOVEL PrNoUsHIoN A novelty in the
shape OF a plncushlon cover is to cover
a thick cushion of Medium size with
satin, then cover u corner with sheer
white muslin. This should be cut in the
form of a triangle, and where the mus
lin ends and the satin begins put a jabot
of lace there. The effect Is both pretty
and quite new.
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"A mouth piece for pipes has been
patented. This invention provides for
a removable mouth piece, covering an
inner one in such a way that when one
inhales the smoke a current of fresh air
will also be drawn in from the outside,
thus cooling the stem of the pipe.
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When you visit or leave New YORK City, save
baggage expressage and % carriage Hire, and stop
attne Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen
tral Depot
GOO elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost OF one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live
better for less money at the Grand Union Hote
Than at anv other nrst-class hotel in the city.
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IN CASES of congestion, bilious collie,
Inflammation, there is no remedy more
certain to give relief. In cases OF OBJ
stinate constipation, also, wonderful
cures have been wrought. For sore
throat. diphtheria and inf ,mmatIon of
the lungs, a hot compress is one of the
most potent remedies.
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Three things to love---courage, gen.
tleness and affection.

et00, 900, 900 IN THE BRITISH CouRr OF
CHANCERYi-A large part of this vast sum
belong TO the people of America. Cox &
Co., Al, Southampton Buildings, Holborn,
London, Eng. have just published a LIST Of
the heirs to this enormous wealth. Reader,
send adollar n they will forward you this
valuableL LIST; and if you find by It that you
are entitled to any money or property, clsim
your own Cox & Co. viii show you the way.
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GRACEFUL DRAPINa. The finest art
of dressing is shown in graceful draping
OF a black lace scarf from the left shout
der to the waist, instead of around the
neck. A deft hand makes this effect
very charming, but only a woman with
a gift for dress need attempt the auda-
cious trick. An easier way of wearing
lace Is to gather it for the neck, and
draw the ends in soft folds down the
front of the dress, passing them under
the belt or fastening with ribbons.
Lace standing collars are worn as high
as possible, with lace chemisette pieces
for dresses with open throats.
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The invigorating and lranqullizing operatl on of
Hostetter's stomach Bitiers is mot powerfully
developed in cases OF indigestion. The nrst effect
OF this agreeable tonic Is com forting AMI ncOur.
aging. A mild glow persades the system, and the
nervous restlessness which chaTacterizes the dis
ease Is ahated. This improvement Ia not tran.
silent. IL Is not succeeded by the return OF the
old symptoms with super-added force. a. Is az
ways The ease whom uumedicated stimuiants ar
given for the complaint For sale BY all Drug
glsts aud Dealers generally.
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Elk Commissioner LIE Duo gives, i

Xxx Commissioner LIE Duo gives. in
the Husb0ndman, the formula for
cheap paint tor outbuildings and fences,
to be made of sweet SKINNED milk,
mixed to the thickness of cream with
common cistern cement (tresf) and ap-
piled to wood and brick. 1t is of a yell
lowish stone color, and any pigment
necessary to give it any desired color
can be added without injury to the
paint. The lime of the cement and the
caseine of the milk form an insoluble
compound.
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A BETTER plan for removing grease
spots than by applying hot iron is to
rub j n some spirits of VINE with the
hand until the grease is brought to
powder, and there will be no trace Of
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GENTLEMAN-I am sorry to learn OF
your wife's death, Uncle Rastus.
Uncle Rastus-Sah?
Gentleman-I say that / am very
sorry to hear that your wife has re-
Gently died.
Uncle Rastus( with a puzzled look)--
I giss da' am some mistake bout dat,
Mtstah Brown. 1 lef' de ole ooman in
gud health dis mawnln', sab. Who
said she was dead?
Gentleman-Tve forgotten now. But
| certainly heard so several days ago.
Uncle tsastus(his face clearing up)-
Oh, ya'as, now Iunderstan's, sab. Dat
wuz er formah wife OBJ mine, Mistah
Brown. She died mon foah weeks
ago. De present incumbent am all
right.
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In speaking OF the junior class ID a
university this year the professor SAID
The junior class win embrace seven
teen young ladies'" at WIFI e1-
claimed the young man addressed.
Great Scottl then l shall join the lu'
Nor Glass;
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The Doctor Palmer who Is to marry
Emma Nevada is the medical man who
gave her a certificate of sore throat
when she did not want to sing at the
matinee concert last winter.
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GIVE soft feed to poultry in the morn
ing, and the whole grains at night. ex-
cepting a little wheat or whole grains of
corn placed in the scratching place"
in the forenoon, to furnish employment
during the day.
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GINGER Pound CAKE.-Three cups OF
dour, one cup of molasses, one cup of
buttermilk. one-half cup of sugar, one-
half cup of butter, two teaspoonfuls of
saleratus. two teaspoorfuis of cinnamon,
one teaspoonful of ginger and two eggs.
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"A new case OF fraud with preserved
food has been disclosed by P. Carries in
the Journal de Pharmdcse 81 de Chenl1e.
A san pie of preserved tomatoes when
examined differed from a normal specl-
men by containing much less dry ex-
tract, potassium bitartrato and total
phosphoric acid. The inference is that
the sample in question contained but
little tomato, and was chiefly composed
of carrots and pumpkins, the whole be-
ing covered with some aniline dry.
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He Was NO CHICKEN. Yes. stran-
ger" said a passenger from Texas, I'm
goin' down East on an important err
rand. Don't mind telling you that I'm
going to be married. You a imagine
how good-natured and jolly 1 feel"
"Yes; but don't you feel q little anxiety,
a little trepidation, about taking such an
important step in iife?' "Nary a trep,
stranger" Have you ever been mar
ried before2' mo, but I've been in
one fight with Inluns. two scrimmages
with cowboys, an went through four
cyclones. I'm no chicken"
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That girl of mlne is twice as hand
some since she commenced using Car
boline the world renowned hair remover
| would not leave her do without it for
ANYTHING.
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That city cousin of yours, who is nov
ready tn end his little visit OF six weeks
duration, will likely ask you to drop In
and see him at the office when you are
in town. Job wasn't wanted by city
cousins.
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LAYER CAKE. -Four eggs, one cup of
white sugar. butter the sizs of a wal
nut. one and a half cups OF flour, one
large tablespoonful of baking powder,
SIX tablespoonful OF water: flavor 10
taste; bake in moderate oven.
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"IoU should have a thermometer to
assertion the proper temperature OF the
water" said fond mother to the col
ored nurse who was giving the baby a
bath.
"Whaffor?"
''To tell when the water is too hot or
too cold"
"Don't need no SIGH dockerment. Ef
de chile turns blue de water am too
cold, an eff hit turns red den hit am too
hot"
And now the colored lady is open to
an offer.
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The Frazer Axle Grease received medals
at the Centennial, North Carolina State
Fair, Paris Exposition, American Insti-
tute, New York, and others.
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Skin DISEASES -"BEEsoN's ARoMAr-
re ALUM SULPHUR SOAR" cures letter,
Salt Rheum, Ringworm, Sores, Pimples,
all itching Skin Eruptions. % cents by
Druggists, or by mail. VIM. Dreydoppei,
Philadelphia, Pa.
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IT IS said that ice will melt less rap
idly if wrapped in newspapers and
placed in a covered box than when kept
in a refrigerator.
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A FAsHIoNABLE Austin lady, immedi-
ately after the death OF her husband
married his brother. A visitor at the
house, roticing the picture OF her late
husband, asked who 1t was. ut Is
Is" she replied hesitatingly, my de-
ceased brother-in-IaW."
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LYONS Patent Metallic Stiffeners pre-
rent boots and shoes from running over,
ripping in the seams or wearing unevenly
on the heels.