Mexico weekly ledger., 1885-01-22
IT IS RUM0RED

their debut in politics thls spring.
That too many young men Of the
day need guardians and not wives.
That there should be no limit to
the size of key hole after midnigh int.
That it is impossible TO make up
with hat rim what you lack in brains.
That arrangements are being made
to collect all back taxes due the city.
That certain young lady has be.
gun work on a valentine for our
.sAb."
That arrangements will be made by
the present council to build a new
city hall.
That the city can rent Hardin Park
to circus. 1t will have attractions
then sure.
That some editors are always writ
ing about "helping the poor' but
never help.
That no man of honor will steal a
kiss from a girl when he can just AS
well give her one.
That everybody read the article
about the B. aud L. Association in
last weeks LEDGER.
That young man can on a salary
of Sc week pay at the rate of SO
per day for sleigh.
That Joe Murray will sue tht
Moherly Headlight for calling hln
Ian old gentleman"
That some of the boys aTe JONI,
the B. and L. Association 10 build q
house and get married.
That the ghost Of the haunted hill
started the report about Emma We
netta's death and inqrest.
That Simon Frank can out-talI
Dobyns & Gibbs music box when i
is wound up and he is not.
That the B. and L. Association
will be the means of erecting 80 nev
dwelling houses in Mexico.
That the city central committee
should soon get to work if we want
solid Democratic six again.
That it always makes one feel pain
fully honest when another picks up
fat pocket book few steps ahead Q
you.
That the oftener the attempt t
pass two trains ON the same track
made the more disastrous is the rt
suit.
= That DR.. Pipino will he one of 81
men to subscribe $500 each for
t creamery. This would prove bi
thing for Mexico.
That the young men of Mexic
can start an enterprise booming
short meter-the B. and l.. Associs
t ton, for instance.
o That the report about ex-sheri
Woodward's going to move to Arka'
v sas was not started by "haunts
hill correspondent"
That the Republicans are lookin
It for a good man to get sacrificed Fl
the good of his party by running +
p mayor this spring.
: That Adam Rodemyre, of the Ce
tralia Guard, made q wood cut Of o.
p of Boh Whites feet and found |
paper would not hold it.
u That some people will never
If buried if more people don't atte
their funeral than the number
ID funerals they attend.
& That a new applicant for the pos
office is developing. He will go
;" Washington and try to have Mexi
brought forward on the docket.
at That Geo. Batterton is candid'
for marshalship of the new court
appeals at Kansas City. We are 81
~ there are not offices enough to
around.
a That the LEDGER has no 10
r. paragon of perfection" to comp
Id any other statesman with whom
may think above the average, whetl
he he likes it or not.
rs That certain lady in South NJ
10 leo who asks for aid was 'ffered
month and board for her childre
an the country. She did not acc'
~ If true she deserves no help.
BILE
If That some men never give ne
paper credit for any good, but b
do like wolves over any mistake, "
nat at the same time they never pa
{ cent toward the support OF the
mo fore mentioned paper.
the That haunted hill newspaper
t have 70 get up all the news anyv
40 il there is ever a mistake m
'uy they make it. Men who do not
ger. 80 u.ta NO m;stases. God
the oAn ~