The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-01-02
Married and Settled.

~, \. D, N the NeW 4C-E ICGrcl.l
Married and settled Whet ar odc OK
pressicnl The tWo things do not co together.
They never viii harmonic. "Gsttled?''
rom the moment = woman in married she
is in 3 state exactly the re- er5s o. settled.
An Old maid who secs ca l. the regular
ro1ti1s breakfast, q walk, iced tbs poodle
and parrot, visit the poor people and give
them tracts and marmGleGe, CONC nome 90
lunch, embrOideT four sCGllopS On the last
new collar. call OF c friend, CT receive 2 call,
taks dinner, &C to evening meeting, !. there
IS one; il not, read e little. cr write E letter,
put her hsir II paDerc. Gnd retire, nd Sd on
through ali tie week days, With enc pattern
FOR every Culday-mGy GO called settled.
BIT married woman Who csr tail what
er-stlc course she may be Obliged to pursue
during the next tWenty-fOu- hours? First.
there is The question whether the other half
o. her scnl VIII get IN 1T IL tie afternoon
or . = ] night. Whether she Is b. Gine with
him comfortably o. sit up UncoDlfcrtaoly.
Whether II hs comes, he will be in a good
humor or not. % much depends or whether
Jonss mas paid hat bill Or whether things
look straight about politics. n one case, a
manner which reminds ons OF counting
times, and tickets 10 e concert msy bs ex-
pecteo, n the other, silence and en- awful
screen OF newspaper before e thunder cloud
OF facs, with occasional 9greeGble remarks,
such Ss, Considering the amount of coal /
lay in, we are rather chilly here;' OF, Jane,
you have the crossest baby ever born;'' or,
81 might as well mention, my dear, that the
tins is coming when we shall all &c to the
poor.bouse together. Tie gas bill is simply
fearful this month"
Married and settlsd. Get { pickup din
ne- on horse- cleaning doy, and see! Just as
it 10 on the table, On 2 cloth that will do"
enters messenger boy With billet, that Gays:
Have Just met Jones and Gossings; go
iDg to bring than home. lave first clsss
dinner; GoggiDge is mort particular in bis
eating. Look your prettiest We been
prais;ng you to Jones'"
Your prottiest-hesVens sud earth. With
your fTiEzles U5t put Up damp Oh long hair
pins, and your false front tcots gone TO the
deu mist. To- repairs.
Married and settled when st ary time
through the day your better hsli nay rush
ia and sGJ lack up my things, Jane.
Tbs eTpressoaa viii be here for my trunk
in ten minutes. IN CT cn business. /
ssy, Il you want money, write. IN going
to Chicago GISt after that to-Uhat's his
mans? Don Know when ! ahGl bs back.
1 vii depend On circumstances. II tele.
graph"
Married and set LED with Q mGu fc1 & part
ne1l Mon ara lilo ies-now yoC have en-,
now yo1 haven :. Married and actt,eG! with
babies Tho have colo Ct midnight, aud
CToGp aboat ) O'Clock a the morning; with
children who may have measles, scarlet
fever and 1uTaps CT any II nent, and whose
object il life seems TO Go 10 fell Gown stairs
or Sc tbe ho1se on Gre. With Q traditional
moiceT.in law who can't bsliave her dear
son IS Croperly led or patched. end lays all
the 1Topg Of hsr life to poor Jane, who
perhaps wcuid 20 better il she knew how -
with ccc1e who take ofIense, and chamber
maids who get married, and waiter girls
who sive warning and break china; with
new babies and old nurses, and never aquies
moment from the morning getting up till
the time for lying down. Oh, talk of the
stormy ocean, or a volcano, or an earthquake,
being settled" but never connect the word
with marriage again. unless to make it the
reve-ss OF the question.