New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-02-25
THE Talk OF THE DAP.


The Democratic discovery that Mr.. Bayard islands up
70 straight that he leans inches back" is not Of
nature TO harmonic the conflicting elements that lind
Mecca In Albany.
novel temperance movement 1hasubeen begun In
Georgia town. where the liquor dealers intend TO boys
colt large number OF VINO drink ~ excess, each
dealer forfeit $50 II he sells TO any man on the psck
list. = Scw-Haven Journal
Its presumed that at Mondays conference between
Carl schurz smfh NJ. Weed Mr. Lamar and Daniel Man
Ming Mr. schurz explained fully how the Department OF
the Interior can be handled make mans calling sure
after he retires from oceprovded the stock market
holds out
One OF the most remarkable oils yet discovered that
found in the Arag9 oil oas sas re ~ dep,S
OF twelve feet oil flows in Of exceptionally high specno
and car be cut with knife like butter II gradually
turns black exposure. II has little odor when II nrse
side OF the adioning ridge slight pungency. which
ii loses exposure. Cheyenne wyoming Tribune.
New-YDrk firm lar piled to Abraham Lincoln some
years before he President TO the financial
standing Of VI his neighbors. Mr. Lincoln replied
as follows: Yours OF the 10th inst. received am
well acquainted with Mr. - and know his crcum.
First OF ALL he has wife and baby; together
they ought to be worth $4,000 to any Secondly,
he has an office which there Is table worth.Sl 80.
and three chairs worth say 81. Last of all there in
large rathoe which will bear looking into.
Respectfully rs-A LINCOLN"
Mr.. Cleveland should beware of Dan Lockwood. Dan
Lamont and Dan. Manning. Dan is a bad name for luck
John Bull just had terrible lot of trouble with SOU
dan.
Georgia poet who has 1t bad. says: Her cheeks are
fair rs lily leaves, believed with blood-red wne .!
course he white lilies, not the spotted Kind. aud
they not improved in appearance 0y being misse0
and spattered with claret.NNew-O Orleans Picayune.
The way some New England contemporaries strive TO
keep up sectional feeling BY lbelDg the south 70
neither wise proper Here is one of them declaring
that Lamar has the biggest brain south OF " Dixie"
In the eighteenth century the Government granted
commissions to such Highland chiefs as raised eertan
had been into the Highlands TO secure recruits
inquired: Where are the volunteers u All SAFE was
tae reply. They are tied up In the Darn "-Iu"'s"
And now that man Rosa is goi ng to lecture. He
couldn't adopt surer method of securing Mrs Luclis
Yetc Dudley's acqutal. Public opinion will back hex
up in almost anything II he persists in this lecture
scheme.
Mrs. Minks-" The nurse seems to have trouble with
baby Tonight lie Is crying yet
Mr.. Mnks-~ Yes bless hts little heart wonder what
MIS- Minks-~ Oh! Nothing serious. How sweetly
shriIl his voice Is! SO clear and musical"
Mr.. Mnks-" Yes, I-but bark. Those sounds do NOS
come from nursery. They come through the walls
from the next house" ,
have sense enough 10 give squang paresors
or Something instead Of letting them yen ike soreecA
owls. Philadelphia Call
Mary had pair OF skates
All nickel plated DER,
And every time she put 'em on
She fell upon the noor.
She took 'cm to the rink one day
And loaned them 10 a boy.
And when he sat upon his spine
She jumped and laughed with JOY
-lNorristown Herald.
Since the St. Louis Baseball Club has been established
In the League has made unceasng efforts to have sun
day games Louis This without single exception
has opposed by the OF the League tean
They do not want TO play on Sunday. The st. Louis
| ha hns lfylnH
material which tho club scomposed seems certain
thar IL will be Beaten enough I'm six days OF the week.
The PLAYERS should Sunday to themselves la order
to summon up courage for the coming week
Heretofore we not depended instrumentation
for popularity will do business Mt tho
old stand (un We get the post Office. when we VIII
probably change quarters according ~ business methods
and u truthful basis-l Montezuma Qowa) Democrat
Large numbers OF people, many Of them old soldiers
are making pgrimages to the site OF Andersonvio
prison. recalls tho scene at the hanging Oh
six prisoners by their after they had tried
them By rtmartia within the stockade. The same
rope" he says used for them all, but It broke WIN
the lie struck the ground unhur and spring
Ing up around the prison with the rope uanSuhS
from his neck and all the crowd OF prisoners after h'
They caught him and led him back 10 the gaho"s so'
new rope and hanged him."
We learn from a news item that the North Carciins
Legislature considering pill to Proaiot 19e sale 70
boys Of cigarettes under ten nav knw what
they are doing should think cigarette over zen
wears old was Just injurious to tho small boy nea"
IA the cigarette under that Norrlstown Herald
His nose was red rs danger-lght
And his eyes were sunken aud dim
He called for rum and ut once he hled
The tumber up to the brlln
But tho barkeeper drew the tumbler back,
A. he glanced the customer DER, ,,
And said, "my friend, you have madc q mistaKei
We don't keep Wholesale store c,..
uayala
Ohio I'm reference to a suit brought there, TO whien "a"
Levi Kerr administrator OF the estate OF Leonard .as0