The Hocking sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1871-1906, 1885-02-26
BEATINGTHED DENTIST.
Uncle Daniel Volts New
Set of Natural Teeth.
Now Other Men Will want Ia
go 10 the Legislature and
get Grinders.
The first meeting of the COMMITTEES
to Investigate The Causes Of
the Hooking Valley Strike.

| Special Correspondence of the Sentinel,
COLUMBUS. Feb. 25. The Hon
Daniel Wolf is one of the members
of the House from Hamilton coun-
ty. and large holder of real estate
in Hogtown.
Mr.. Wolf is a pleasant and affable
gentleman, thoughtful man and a
safe legislator All the newspaper
fraternity like him, and he likes the
newspaper fraternity.
If the boys are in sore need ofan
item of news they have only to 60
to Uncle Dan. and state their needs
and he furnishes them the desired
article.
1t is trigid day indeed when
Uncle Daniel fails to furnish one or
more items of newe. His future to
do so is responsible for the recent
attack of zero all along the line.
One of the latest items Uncle
Dan. has furnished comes in the ma
ture of a scientific surprise. He
has suffered on his three score years
and len. as The past hat'. it, and in
tn. natural course of events and
tooth ache, his incisors and sub
maxi'laries and cuspids and b:cus
pids disappeared largely through
the tooth puIler's back door.
A few mornings since he woke up
feeling like boy and with Il strange
sensation in his mouth. Imagine
his surprise when. upon investig+-
ton, he found new set of teeth
sprouting through his gums. /
would not have believed the story
if Uncle Dan. had not shown me
the infant teeth themselves, and then
] could doubt no lodger.
When the news spread about the
Hall of the House, Greiner of Per-
rv, was the maddest man you ever
saw Greiner, you know, is dent
list. and Is continually on the alert
to protect the interests of his pro
fession He saw at once that if
this thing of raising new teeth by
natural processes became f:.shlona
bic. the dental profession would
soon come to an untimely end
Greiner declared that this was a
direct attack by leading member
of the General. Assemble upon The
rights and privileges of the tooth
carpenter fraternity. and moved to
boycott, the member from Hami-
ton by expeiling him from the
House. He would have moved TO
execute HIM under the Jones hang
ing bili-it the bill had passed.
The allegation that MIR. Wolf
Was engaged in beating the dentist
out of job is uncaIled for. No
man can grow teeth at will, and
even ii he could, there is nothing in
the Constitution of Ohio or the Tn
tied States to prevent him from do
ing so.
That Sir. Wolf Is cutting his eve
teeth in the Legislature is certainly
much to his cred t, and a good M my
others are probably doing the same
thing if they only knew what was
the matter with them.
The great objection that l find to
Uncle Dams good lnck is that it at
tords one >more-and very plausl-
BILE excuse for turning statesm n
and going TO the Legislature. Just
Imagine II candidate coming to You
and, lifting up his upper lip. exhib
it terrible mono'ony of touthless
gums saying: Send me TO the Leg
i-laiure so that | can raise Il new
set of teeth Who could resist the
fo: ce Of such an appeal ?
Ard think, too, of the deplora-
bic conlI,i n of the poor boarding
house keepers. if the members are
all TO be fitted out with new natur-
al tee h! Even with new store
teeth, they can get away with