Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-08-29
AN IRIsHMAN's LoVE-MAKlNe.

AN IRIsHMAEs LoVE-MAKINe.
The Reason Mrs. Mcguire Wanted Pat
Donovan Punished.
CBicgg0 Le,iger.
You say this man has been making love
to your daughter, Mrs. Mcguire?
Il do, sor"
And that he as good as asked her to
marry himY
II do sor
"Ou what DO you base this cOniect-
ureE'
Is your honor spakin' to me. sor?'
Yes; on what do you found this sur
misef
She's en- honest gerrel, yer honor, if l
DO cav it mesilf, that's her mither.
',Yes-but why do you conclude that he
has bsen making love to herr
s Sure, sn' didn't she tell me 50 hersilf,
yer honor?
What she told you is not evidence to the
court. You must only tell what you know
to De 80 of your own personal knoEleige.
Did you hear him making love to her?
No, sor.
Did you see him?
An that's that yer honor!
Did you see him kiss her?
'D,giI waist, yer honor. Let me see
the loikes az that, and sorry the bhone hed
have in his body, BARN the vans that was
broke, sor
Did you see hin embrace her?
An That's that, sorT
Did he ever tug her in your presence?
Mary Ann:
Yes
Himself Sorf
Yes. Did ne ever hug her to your kuoWi-
edge?
To me face. sor?'
Y 8; in your presence?
In me Own shanty, are ye msuin, soct
"Certsinly-to be sure. There or any
where else when you were by.
Mesilf sor?'
Yes. Has he ever Rugged her before your
eyes,
Whin | was l0oSin, soe?'
To be sure, woman. Answer promptly
and don't take up the time of the cour,.
Has this mau ever Rugged your daughter
when Jour were present.
AN wide awake, sorT
Certainly, ma am.
Don't you see for yoursit, sor, tha: his
head amt broke at all, at al p
Yes; but answer the question.
is the hair sv him nissin, sor?
Did be hug your daughter
Mary Ann. sory'
Certainly. Did be hug her?'
Himsilf, sorH
Haven't said so? Why don't you an
sver"
Il did, sor.
No you didn't and want to know with
out any more beating around the bush about
il. Did he hug herr
An where Was sorY
That's what | want to know. Did you
see him.
Did say SOP
Can't you answer question?
An why uotY
Then, why don't You do ity
Win, yer honor?
"NoE-ihis minute. Did this man ever
hug Jour Jour daughter with your knoWl-
edgeT
EDO you see the marks av me finger nails
upon him, sor?'
Cant you sayyes or nor
Why shouldn't /, sorG
Then. in heavens name why don't you
DO itg
"FhAt, sor?
add you ever see him hug her?
Mary ANN
Didn't say so2
Sure, sn' l donro, sor?
Did you ever see him hug Mary Amp
"Pst Donovan, sirH
Did you ever see Pat Donovan hug
Mary Ann?
"An' that would / be dom, sory'
Did you ever see him hug her.?
"Ay eoorse not, sor.
Then Why didn't you say so long ago,
and ssve al this nonsenseT
Il did, sor. Ys said yersilf, sor, ye
couldn't see 80 much as the MARK sv I'm
ger upon him. an l tould ye wild me own
tongue that"
well, never mind that now. How do
you know be made love to her, then?
Don't We see for Yersilf, yer honor, that
the beshs PART sv her lathe sre missia,
sorg'
well, but what has that to do with itg'
That's the Wairk az Pat Donovan, yer
horror. 1t vas at Kirbeys wake, sor, as
he'll TIL re hinsilf, if he's the gentlemen
bis father was before him. / won't say,
sor. but that the crsyther got into his head,
yer honor, for sure he was full sv the same
to the very eyes az him,
sor, en- BY that same token yell
know, sor, that Mary Ann spilled her tsShe
By the loikes av 9 chair leg that was hyia'
about in the hands Of Pat Donovan, sor,
whin she inferred the room, an there We
have it. yer honor, as plain as the billie on
4 g ind ay me nose, how it was sor, An
now. yer honor, if be didn't loike the gerrsl,
and intind to marry her, why did he behave
loike . svateheart at al intoirely, sor, by
putting the weight Of his Est on her, yer
bCnor7 YiS sOr, its hrsehs ~ promise, IS
yer hor or vel knows, sor. an Mary Ann,
the poor sEsts gerrell, Win die vid broken
hairt sor, snEss yer honor-the koind soul
,hss re are-tskes pity on the colleen an
nSkts the bs'gArd sithsr marry her, or re-
Shore the lathe at bis own ixpince, sor"
sianese Negro Twins.
ColsRb~S, Ga. ER9uirr.
Dr.. G. D. Pssehsl of Hurts5oro. was