New-York tribune., 1885-01-15
THE TALK or THE DAY.


Unless The suns Office cat is a caaphracted creature,
II Is likely TO be sings and arrows Of Jealous
contemr oraries
Detroit man with glass eye has swndled the people
of Toronto ont Of $4,000 The next Drtroiter who
see IL they are real or false Detroit Free Press
II sounds a little queer but a fact nevertheless that
Madison Avenue Congregational Church, having dis
carded n Newman, wants a new man
There are indications in the interior OF the state mat
the backbone OF hard times has sustained compound
fracture We notice for instance that Rochester after
thinking all over has reached the conclusion
that she will indulge in the luxury of baseball nine
next summer.
serene and hopeful no matter how loudly TIE ungody
Gcutles crow. VIII take 2OoOOo soldiefs 10 or''e
cm out of salt Lake.-lDetrolt tree fress-
Mr.. Rawson OF Illinois. has made two unsuccessful
attempts OF late the date for the ending OF the
world Perhaps he is fitting himself for the presidency
OF tho Keey Motor Company.
Tn, Nsr-York Tines opposes both Mr.. Evarts and Mr.
Morton. does every other Democratic paper ono OF
other OF these should De elecVeu ny tLo hcpupo"nS
Il Utica Herald
IN, Illustrated London Police Hecs. known sometimes
as The Penny DreadfcA has a circulation OF about
100000 chiefly III the rural districts. This paper and
Tn, Christian World are about the only papers that
arc ever in some communities
In the autumn NJ Coquein. with the Paris Gymnase,
vi.
Ne give the names thu, early that YOU may he ac-
quanted and able TO pronounce by the tno they arrive
Providence News.
Mrs, lockwood is s-.u looking for fair count. We
thought that business all She said some time
ago that the cleared by her in the campaign was
Sl2s and II she didn't count fair we don't see now the
public Is to blame.
A humane black ksmith In Nevada has built cart win
the arles that the horse ia directly Under w.
sberred from sun wind The driver sits IN 'front.'
and other passengers sidcwse on seats running ensth
wise over horse back There is oil course, s.seT
ing apparatus and also arrangement win wiue
hand under the horse. that IN going down NIL that
animal can lifted bodily Of his feet and given rest,
comes into use il the tries to away AS turn oil
the crank leaves him working his legs in the air 10 no
purpose whatever
s.v.ro, thousand OF our esteemed contemr orsres still
continue TO spuaL OF gratifying prosperity but none as
far ns we can see anything about prosperity that Is
not gratifying. We would like TO hear something ABOUT
the non gratifying variety once In n while
rhe prize for the most graceful lady at Bismarck
roller rink was pair OF eorses ned rhns he Unable
10 take the prize u time. THIS gives all the Girls
chance Philadelphia Cau
Ex Governor St. Johns mind seems to have run IN the
mould which his suggests lie even
had b Apostolic Legate In the last campaign. but
candor eompes us say that this egae was not nearly
40 picturesque the medieval variety
Youthful Inqurer.-A statesman is one who
states, and the Speaker s man VINO at ss
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hecIIes who shall state and VINO shall not state tn .
sneaker is provided with mallet and loose board ana
when "A statesman states too long or stfes anything
derogaIory t the party To which the Speaker belongs n
ia the iu v of latter to pound vigorously with the
w,lIct ON the board The Speaker dskes TO hurt the
stesnans feelings, but he has to do his duty Colum
bus Dispatch.
we'll known collector OF orchids not far from this
city recently received the following letter from
Western granger: Here you have big Lot OF Orchids
Plees send price List OF yure Best Orchids tWan
about hunderd good trees namely Spts an Bergs and
Northern sps Also du yu pay The frate on the
orchids you send. doc Not pay euny frate as am
Nanti Nlonop Polist. Anser at wonce."
The Richmond Wing says that John ". Daniel, VINO Is
To address the House of Representatives AT lhe del
cation Of the Washington monument Is goou % ais III
1 speclmcn of the college slr-song olocutiOnlst MS
Grafton will he collection 0f elegant eAtlacIS "u Nv
will not utter an idea for which he cannot ce numerous
standard authorities suoh speecn WI itt 20 "~' "
The Congressional Record. d.-iSprinsheid oh'oh'
Judging from tho number OF people VINO are 10 taho
part in escoring the old Independence Dell Oh fhi"
dephia to the New-Orleans Exposuoh tue "i1"o'i'
must have m idea that spme dreadful danger menaces It,
Some one meanly suggests that they are aira'u he po
will gst drunk and dsorderly; but that Is not true.
Although it is somewhat cracked IL mas "ofo s0''0
than 10 act So lis temperance principles arc souna
Ola A,b went into grocery store. and. approaching
the propiissor who stood behind aesh' osnou Du'y,
| Rnssr, Yea what do you wantF wan, wm VI
eab vstidy t,r buy side o. meat Toe em ter sen ~
rouu ter do house. but believe you re an oiu uar;
II you had bought tho meat u woa a' oSe Ne scn SC an,
Amt gwin ter correck do mistake, denT NO. eet OUT
of here" All right boss, suits ne well or nun ouereu
ar aide meat an paid iur IL but yer iaks made er MS
take an drappod mo of or barrel o holr an or ot o
Ssnnermsn. Good day, sah. -LArksnsaw Traveller.