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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-07-17

Henry Eiehhorn, II years old, was arreste
Tor forgery. He confesses his crime.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-07-17

Joseph Taylor. Il brutal murderer. was
hanged in Philadelphia yesterday.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-07-17
NUB OF THE NEWS,

The baggagemen's meeting adjourned.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-07-17

eB- Correspondence containing important news
solicited from every point Rejected communlca-
Gons cannot be preserved.
Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE, ST PAUL, MIMI
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ton, but not in the hearing of the
children.
6. For gross immortality dismiss the
teacher promptly; if you have doubts,
give the accused the benefit Of your
doubts
T. If your teacher is lazy and incom-
petcnt TO teach or govern q school, that
is sufficient cause for dismissal II he
is dead, bury him.
8. Never shrink from defending q
good teacher when, as will frequently
happen to even the best, lie is blamed
for doing right by his ignorant pa
irons.
8, See that your teachers have good
school apparatus; also see that school
property is carefully preserved,
10. Require every teacher to receipt
for property and its condition 1t the
commencement of the term.
IL. Impress upon the minds of pupils
the object of q school. Expel promptly
the wayward and nruly, who cannot be
managed by the teacher.
II. Whatever is necessary to be done
for the good of the school, do cheerfully
without procrastination.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30
tersdthe dwelling and informed himself
of the force and position of the enemy.

of the force and position of the enemy.
NJ; Lavigne stamped on the trap door,
calling to the Prussian officer. The lat
ter made no reply. Again NJ. Lavigne
called, but in vain. After q lapse of
twenty minutes he summoned the officer
to surrender, promising that the lives of
himself and his men should be spared
and that they should receive good treat
merit. There was no sign of capitula-
tion, Then the commandant arranged
his plan of attack.
ssIet Planchut and his men come
here he said. Planchut, who was a
zinc worker and two of his assistants
approached,
Tear down the cutters and the water
spout from the roof"
In a quarter of an hour fully fifty feet
Of these wooden cutters were brought.
Then he had little hole made at the
edge of the trap door and formed con-
duit from the pump to this opening.
Snow we win give these Prussians
something to drink"
Then he ordered number of men to
the pump, who relieved each other
every five minutes. A stream of water
glided through the conduit and fell into
the cellar. The work of pumping was
continued for three hours, the COM
mandant in the meantime marching up
and down the kitchen, wondering why
the men did not capitulate. About
eight O'Clock in the morning voice was
heard at the little grated aperture which
served to ventilate the cellar, saying
81 want to speak with the French of
fcer.'
Lavigne replied from the window, ad-
vancing his head only little:-
"Will you surrenderP"
The Prussian officer answered that he
would.
"rhen pass your muslsets out" added
Layigne.
Presently one musket was passed
through thSaperture and fell upon the
snow, then another and another, until
all had been passed out, Then the same
voice said
owe have no more. Make haste
and let us out, for we are nearly
drowned"
The commandant opened the trap
door, -Four dripping heads appeared
four heads with pale faces and long yell
low hair. Then, one by one, the six
Prussians emerged, wet, shlvering and
frightened. They were seized and
bound. The commandant at once led
away his prisoners, with whom he en-
tered Rethel in triumph. NJ. Lavigne
was decorated for having captured q
Prussian advance guard.
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A Philadelphia woman says she was

"A Philadelphia woman says she was
kissed by a spirit at a seance. That
sensation must be almost as gratifying
as being hugged by the ghost of a chance,
An exchange notes that the Horse
shoe Falls a. Niagara has receded some
300 feet from its original position. Prob
ably an attempt to get away from the
hackmen.
The combination, proportion. and
process used in the preparation of Hood S
oarsaprailla, are peculiar to this medi-
cine, and unknown TO others.
A colorado excuse: Countess--''I
told you expressly to paint the chamber
blood color, and you have made it blue"
Painter-'I beg your pardon. Thought
the gracious Countess had blue blood"
And this is married lifer exclaimed
an indignant wife, as her husband reeled
into the room and tried to sit down on
the door knob. "Shert'nly, m dear
shert,nly, marriage is only lot o. rye"
-Boils, blotches, pimples, and all
skin diseases, are quickest cured by
cleansing the blood with Ayers Sar-
saparilla.
"A farmer complains bitterly of his
wife who has habit of occasionally
arising at about four o clock and feeding
the horses and cows, and when he gets
up at his usual time he goes and does
the same thing. Then the animals all
get sick.
"A man who lives on the top of a
steep hill wants 10 move, because he
says every time he does anything the
"old lady" don't like, she takes him and
rolls him down the hill, and it's rather
hard on his bones.
The secret art Of beauty lies not in
cosmetics, but is only in pure blood and
healthy performance Of the vital
functions, which can he obtained bv
using Burdock Blood Bitters.
"A White Mountain episode Mrs.
a. who is Of Jealous turn, TO Miss 3.
who is no longer in the heydsy Of youth
-'Why, Miss Is. was il YOU saw talk
ing so conddehtially with my husband
on the piazza this morning? ! thought
It was some Young lady and hAcsh %
he quite jealous, but feel quite rslisvei
10 find Il was only you.
-"Will you give poor fellow, who
is racked withdeyer and ague, dime to
buy some quinine ?" asked a Lohigh
county tramp. ''Why ] gave YOU ten
cents less than an hour ago" "Oh! so
you did. 1 didn't recognize you. Well.
] spent that dime for whisky. You
don't suppose a man can eat qulnine
clear, do you ?''
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30
Berthine's Ruse.

There was scarcely sound in the
forest as the snow fell upon the trees,
fine snow that made their branches ap-
pear as if covered with an icy moss.
Before the door of house young wo-
man was chopping wood. She was tall,
and, though slender, was strong. She
was child of the forest.
A voice was heard coming from the
house e:-'Berthine you should come in
soon, for there are Prussians and wolves
roaming about"
Berthine replied, as she split block
of wood with a powerful stroke, 81
have finished, mother. am coming.
am coming. 1t is still light"
Then she carried in the wood, went
out again to fasten the oaken doors of
the shed, and again entered the house,
fastening the large bolts of the door,
Her mother, an old woman whom age
had rendered timorous, sat near the fire
spinning.
81 like it not" she said, "when the
father is away. Here we are, two Dc
fenceless women"
"Ahp replied her daughter, as she
glanced toward large revolver sus-
pended over the fireplace, 81 can easily
kill wolf or Prussian-it is all the
same"
Berthine's husband had joined the
army at the beginning of the Prussian
invasion, and she lived with her moth
er and father, the old forester, Nieho-
las Pichon, who had obstinately refused
to quit his woodland dwelling for the
town.
The nearest town was Rethel, an an
cient stronghold perched upon rock.
The inhabitants were patriots and had
decided to resist the invaders. They
had procured cannons. and muskets
and equipped militia. The soldiers
were drilled daily by NJ. Lavigne, the
haberdasher, who was an ex-officer of
dragons.
Thus they awaited the arrival of the
Prussians, but the Prussians did not
appear. They were not far off, how
ever, for twice already their scouts had
pushed through the wood as far as the
house of Nicholas Pichon, which was
the outpost in the forest of Aveline.
Twice each-week Pichon went 10 town
for provisions and informed the citizens
of what had occurred in his neighbor-
hood. He had gone TO town this very
morning to announce that two days be-
fore a small detachment of German in
fantry had halted at his place for about
two hours and then departed. The
officer who commanded them spoke
French.
That evening, when Beythins was
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30

If you are suffering with low and
depressed spirits, loss of appetite, general
debility, disordered blood, weak consti-
tuition, headache, or any disease of a
bilious nature, by all means procure a
bottle of Electric Bitters. You will be
surprised to see the rapid improvement
that win follow; you will be inspired
with new life; strength and activity will
return; pain and misery viii cease, and
henceforth you will rejoice in the praise
of Electric Bitters. Sold at fifty cents
a bottle at T. d. Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30

--Shiloh's Nitalizer is what you need
for Constipation, Loss of Appetite, Diz-
illness and all symptoms of Dyspepsia.
Price 10 and 75 cents per bottle, Sold
by W. F, Biery, Weissport, DR.. c. r.
Horn Lehlghton.
Group, Whooplng Cough and Bron-
chitis Immediately relieved by Shiloh S
Cure Sold by w. +. Biery Weissport,
DIR. c. L. Horn Lehighton.
THAT hacking Couch and can be so
quickly cure by Shilqh's Cure. We
guarantee it, Sold by B. +. Biery Weiss-
port, DR.. c. 7. Horn, Lehighton.
--Will YOU suffer with dyspepsia and
liver complaint2 Shiloh's 'Vitalizer is
guaranteed to cure you. Sold by w, f.
Biery, NeisspOrt, DR.. Z, T, Horn, Lee
highton.
--Sleepless nights, made miserable by
that terrible cough. Shilohs Cure is
the remedy for you. Sold by w. f..
Biery, Weissport, c. T. Horn, Lehigh-
ton.
--Catarrh cured, health and sweet
breath secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh
Remedy. Price 80 cents. Nasal injec-
tors free. Sold by w. F. Biery, Weiss
port, c. T. Horn, Lehlghton,
For lame back, side or chest, use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 cents.
Sold by W, f. Biery Weissport, DIR,
c. I. Horn Lehighton.
-Shllohs Cough and Consumption
Cure is sold by us on guarantee. 1t
cures Consumption. Sold by w. F.,
Biery Weissport, c. L. Horn Lehighton.
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MARIA AND HE HAD sor AND soT.'

''You see" she was explaining to a
lawyer, after beating his counsel fee
down to SO, "Ihave daughter Maria, "
"Yes'm."
maria has beat"
Exactly"
"Has been waiting on her for six
years"
II see."
"And I've been waitln' on him for the
same length of time-waitin' for him to
marry her"
"Just SO, ma'am."
GLOW long should couple spark?"
"Well, that depends. 1t takes some
folks a long time to make up their
minds"
"Isn't three years long enough?'
81 should think SC"
"And gave him six. I've been get
ting madder and madder for the last
three months, and finally last night l
couldn't hold in any longer. | went in
to the parlor and there he was, giggling
and winldng and loving around same
as five years ago. There was Maria,
simpering and cackling and acting like
the same fool she allus was. Don't talk
to mel A gal can bring beau to time
inside of two years if she's got any
marry in her You didn't fool away six
years?"
"No'm."
'Nor /, either. Well, / stood it as
long as l could, and when 1 went into
the room says to William, says I;
William, you've sot and sot, and it's
my duty as mother to know if you in
tend to marry Maria Maria she give a
screech, and William he turned fiery
red. But saysI: If you love, why don't
you marry? If you are hanging around
here to pass away time you'd better
skipp
"Well, William coughed and gasped
and suffered around, and said he want,
ed to write to his ma in Iowa 'Youl
ma in Iowap says ], feeling my dandei
climbing up, "Mebbe you aint weaned
yetp'
''Then he says he couldn't be bull
dozed, and that one objection to marry
ing Maria was having me for a mother.
in-law. Then the cyclone broke loose,
Also the whirlwind. Also two or three
earthquakes. Inside of four minutes
Maria had tainted, William was wreck
and we had upset the stove and broke
three chairs. He came to and slipped
out willis l was holding camphor to
Maria's nose, and I've heard to-day that
he is after a warrant for me for assault
with intent to kill. Can he get one?'
"Yes'm."
'Can he do anything?"
"Well, you want jury?"
'Sartin-sartin. I'll go before jury
and tell EN- how he and Maria have sot
and sot for 1,700 nights--how I've had
to be soft on him-how Pve poled up
Maria to bring him to time-how | stood
it and stood it until sunthin' had to
break-how it has cost me 5000 for fuel
and oil--how-but that's all, If they
are men they can't find no verdict ag'in
me-"
Nom"
"Well, I'll go home and wait. Maria
lies there signing and weeping, and
there's the stove to put up AMI the chairs
to mend, AMI if William gets the war
rant I'll let you know. His ma in Iowa
I'll let him know that somebody's ma
in Detroit is alive and kicking and allus
on deckr'
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RAIN.
BY LEE C, nARBY.

BY LEE C, nARBY.
With cadence soft and low
Falls the rainl
All the heavy grasses seem
Bowed with pain;
While the tender flowers droop
To the sod,
Bent like penitents that kneel
To their God;
And tiic trees loom indistlnct
Thro' the mist.
While the roses red and sweet,
That were kissed
By the sun to fragrant life,
Blanch with fear.
From each starry Jasnine's cup
Drops tear
Pure as those the angels shed
Ger mans fall;
And the dark green moss that clings
To the wall
Drinks the rain up thirstily.
on their stalks
Lilies bend their stately heads.
Thro' the walks
Tiny streamlets, running clear,
Make 1t seem
Like some fairy Island Viewed
In dream.
Olmy garden brings a Joy
To my heart.
AS I stand and watch the rain
Far apart
From the throng around me there,
Who know naught
OF the healing that may come
(All msoughD
From the hand of Natures God
To the soul,
When 1t pants with weary breath
For the goal.
When Of all our brightest hopes
None remain,
Life is dark and every thought
Brings but pain
Then in faint gray clouds that veil
Brilliant skies,
And in sheeted rain that falls,
Comfort lies.
When all Nature seems to join
In our grief,
From the sympathy she yields
Springs relief;
While the flowers teach TO us
Lessons sweet.
OF the sOlace to be found
At Gods feet!
Thus the clouds that dim our lives
All depart,
Washed away by blessed tears
From the heart.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30
A suPERFLuoUs BOY.

William Trotter has been paying his
addresses to Miss Rosa Hedsteer, of
WAGE. His visits have not been very
frequent Of late, and last night Tommy,
Miss Rosa's younger brother said:
"You ought to come and see us every
evening, Mr.. Trotter."
"Why Tommy"
"Because it makes sister Rosa so hap
py TO have you go away. You ought
never to miss an evening.
They missed Trotter for the rest OF
that evening.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30

81 never patronize Patent Medicines.
Don't you? Why not? You patronize
patent articles of a hundred varieties,
why not patent medicines. Because
they are often worthless" True, but
not always. Frequently they are the
very best in the world, representing the
widest experience. At least we know
that De- kennedy's Favorite Remedy is
one of these, and for all troubles of the
blood, liver and urinary organs it stands
on its merits, and not on advertising,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30

Man is always popping at woman
with the blowgun of his sarcasm, but
it comes her innings when she gets the
bonnet and he is alone with the bill,
An exchange asks: GLOW shall we
prevent mice from gnawing the bark off
fruit trees ?" Kill the mice of course,
A dead mouse never gnaws bark.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30
A YOUNG MANS oup1n1rY

Father-Are You sure that Featherly
loves you? Perhaps he wants to marry
you for your money.
Daughter ian heiress l-Yes, l am sure
he loves me, papa He swears that he
has worshipped me from the first me.
lnent that he saw me.
Father-Where did he first see you?
Daughter-At Coney Island.
Father-Were you dressed in bath
ing suit?
-.Daughter-Yes.
Father-My fears are realized. He is
after your money.
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If not paid in advance, $l.25
The joke on the gentle plumber

The joke on the gentle plumber
Now silently steals away:
And the jest ON the new spring bonnet
WIN Hnger along until May;
And through the long hot summer,
Like the curse of a fearful dream,
win float the ancient chestnut
OF the girl that likes ice-cream;
And the joke of the boy and the apples
Through the autumn winds will sound
But the joke on the wretched ice man
I.asteth the whole year round.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30
10 TeN-10- Ten. 10 Ten 10
AYERS PILLS.

]
A largo proportion of the diseases whish
enuse human suffering result from dvTAngo.
ment Of the stomach, bowels, and livsr.
AYERS CATHARTIc PILLS not directly upon
these organs, and are especially designed 70
cure the diseases caused by their derango-
mont, including Constipation, Judges
. tion, Dyspepsia, Headache, nysentery,
end q host Of other ailments, for all Of
which they are safe, sure, prompt. aud
pleasant remedy. The extensive use Of thesa
PILLS by eminent physicians in regular prRO-
tioe, shows Enthusiastically tho estimation In
which they are held by the medical pTofgs-
sion.
These PILLS arc compounded Of vegetable
substances only, aud are absolutely free from
ealomcl or ANY other injurious ingredivnt.
: sufferer from Headache writes
"AVER's Pills are invaluable 70 me, and
are my constant eompa3lon; ! have boen
. severe sufferer frOIn Headache, and youF
PILLS are the only thing could look 10
fof relief. one dose viii quickly move mF
bowels and free my head from pain. They
are the most elective and the easiest Ihysis
have ever found. IL Is pleasure 70 me 70
speak In their praise, and l always do 50
when occasion oilers.
W. l.. PAGE Of W. l.. Page q Bro"
franklin ST., Richmond, Va, june ,. fts2.
/ less instances SIS recommended BY You, ard
have never known them 10 fail 10 accomplish
the desired result. We constantly keen them
on hand nc our home, and priEo them ~ .
pleasant safe, and reliable family modietala
{ FOR DYSPEPSIA they are Invaluable
j. 7. HArEs;"
MeXis. Texas, June II. lse2. it
The REV. FRASoIs B. HARLowE, writing
/ from Atlanta, Ca, says. For eome yean
/ past / have been tubjeet 70 constipation.
3 iron which, in spite Of the use Of nledt
olnes Of various kinds, ! suffered incTeaftng
/ inconvenience, until some months ago I
began taking AYERS PILLS They have
entirely corrected the ooStiye habit, snd
have vastly improved my general hsainh.'
AYERS CArHARrIo PILLs correct iresu.
lsTties Of the bowels. stimulate the aPpe-
tito and digestion, aud BY thsiE prompt and
thorough action give tone and Wgsr % he
whole physical eoonomy.
PREPARED NJ
CF. &c. Ayer&co. Lowell, Mass.
SOLD by all Druggists.
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Rucklan,s Arnlca salve.

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhuem. fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblands,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect satsfac-
ton, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per boX.
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WHY HE WAS THANKFUL.

Bub-Are you going to be my new
papa?
Accepted Suitor-"Yes, my dear
child"
"Have you got your wig yet?"
"Wig? Why, no; ! don't need wig.
Why do you ask?"
my other papa always said he was
so thankful his hair wasn't fast to his
head"
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"A round dozen--A dozen of oranges,
The place to live in when the next
flood come-New-ark.
"A roller skate may gather no moss,
but 1t barks a good many shins.
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1--WE meet to part no more, " said the
bald-headed man to his brush.
Mems heads are something like om7
nlbuses-the empty ones make the most
noise.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-05-30

ynllNe All experience the wonderful
y, ~, beneficial effects Of
TIT, ,,'nn't IT, Ayers Sarsaparllla.
Children with Sore Eyes, soro
AjtD, Ears, or any scrafulOus or q, ph.
.litle taint, may be made healthy and strung
- ils uso.
sold by all DrussistSi o., Siz bOttlss fer u
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HOTELS AND I.EIR Y
~ARRoN HOUSE,
DACKERTON HOTEL.

IL
idway between Mauch Chunk & LehightOn
LEOPOLD MEYER, PROPRIETOR,
PaekertOn, Penn'a
This well known hotel is admirably rehtted,
and as the best accommodations Tor perman-
Ont and transient boarders. Excellent tables
aud the very best liquors. Also hne stables
attached. Sept.16-Yl.
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Subscribe now, only slOo year,
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Gr. .J.c.Ayer&co. +, Lowell, Mass,
SOLD by all Druggists.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-02-13

Piles are frequently preceded by A sense of
weight IN the back, loins and lower part OF tho
abdomen, causing the patient TO suppose he
mas some affection OF the kidneys or neighbor-
ton are present, US ilatulency, uneasiness OF
the stomach, etc. moisture, like perspira-
ton, producing very disaRreeable itching.
ant. BIND, Needing and Itching Piles Yield at
once 70 the application of DR.. Bosanko's Pile
hemedy' which acts directly upon the parts
Affected absorbing he Tumors, allaying the
Intense Itching and etfecting a pernanent
cure. Price, 81 cents. Address. The DIR. Ro-
sanko Medicine Go I, Piqua. o. Sold by O
Scasse, Co James Clavin Rsgland q Co
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-02-13

One OF the finest establishments that
san Antonio, II not Texas, can boast OF
Is the Art Gallery OF g. II. Mueller, at
205 Commerce street. Here can be had
artists and draughtmen's materials, Of
both domestic and imported kinds. En-
cravings, chromos and paintings are on
hand, In an endless variety. Picture
frames, mouldings and materials for
fresco and sign painting in large varieties
China decorations and material for wax
flowers In large assortment. Mr..
Mueller receives direct from factories
large shipments Of paints, oils and other
material In that line, MS well as window
glass. and fine domestic and imported
decorative wall paper are speclalties In
his establishment. I2-l3-ly
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-02-13

A well improved farm, situated two
hundred yards from station at Moore
Hollow, on the international railroad, In
good. healthy country, containing
400 acres of land all under fence Go in
cultivation, n good frame house Of six
rooms, dining room and kitchen, all sur
rounded by gallery stable, barns, bath
house; garden, AL in good order; water
from n tank and well; TO be sold for
cash. If desired some cattle and horses
will be sold on the place at their mar
ket value; possession given at short
notice. Title perfect and warranted.
For particulars address or call on al.
Co." care Il. u. johnson, LIGHT office.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-02-13

The most important discovery is that
which brings the most good to the great
est number. DIR. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds will
preserve the health and save life, and Is
n priceless boon to the afflicted. Not
ton, but Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis.
Asthma, Hoarseness and all affections of
the Throat, Chest and Lungs yield at
once to its wonderful curative powers.
II you doubt this, get trial bottle free
at Rice Bros. q Co.'s drug store.