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News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
A Crushing Repartee.

Whatever may or may not be said O.
George Francis Train, no one who has
ever met him will deny that the erratit
gentleman is remarkably quick at re.
partee. 1t was during lecture he gave
in Chicago some years ago that he ex-
claimed:
every man has his price"
"What is your price, Mr.. Train p
cried voice from the gallery.
Quick as a flash the lecturer faced the
duestioner and exclaimed
Fifty cents admission; children
(pointing out the owner of the voice,
while the entire audience focused it's
gaze at the astoGished person in line of
Mr.. Trains finger) "half price !'-Har-
Der'S BdzdT.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

When visit or leave New York city save baggage
expressage and SIS CARR go hire and % at the Grand
Union Ho,e, opposite Grand Central depot.
OBJ e!eg III rooms, ted up a one million
dollars, 81 and upward per day. European plan. Ele-
vatur. Restaurant supplied with the best Horse cars
stages and elevated railroad to all depJts Families
can live better for less money at the Grand Union
Hotel than at any other irst-class hotel in the city
VALUE the friendship Of him who stands by
you in the sto M; swarms of insects Will sur
round you in the sunshine.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

A BROOKLYN printer has paid $500 for
the privilege of printing the official
programme of Inauguration Day at
Washington. He expects to get his
money back by their sale. The COM
mittee stipulated that there should be a
cheap edition at 10 cents, but others
will be issued at 60 and IS cents and
$3.50 and 81, the latter being elaborate
works of the typographical art.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
A Strop1 Fndoxv,u emf

is conferred upon tnat magnificent institu-
ton, the human system, by DR.. Pierce's
"Golden Medical Discovery " that fortifies it
against the Entertainments of disease 1t is
the great blood purifier and Alternative and
as remedy for consumption, bronchitis and
all diseases of a wasting nature, its influence
is rapid, efficacious and permanent. Sold
everywhere.
ONLY whisper scandal and its echo is heard
by all.
The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil
in the world, manufactured from fresh, healthy
ivers, upon the seashore. 1t is absolutely pure
and sweet. Patients who have once taken it pre-
fer it to all others. Physicians have decided it
superior to any of the other oils in the market.
M4de by Caswel Hazard & Co., New York.
CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made
by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

FORTUNE. Philadelphia Press
says: Fortune, who knocks once at
every mans door, sits on CleveIand's
front steps half her time.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
ONLY whisper scandal and its echo is heard
The surest road to honor is to deserve it.
Every Woman Knows Them,


The human body is much like good clock
or watch in its movements; if one goes too
slow or too fast, so follow all the others, and
bad time results; if one organ or set of organs
works imperfectly, perverson of functional
effort OF all the organs is sure to follow Hence
it is that the numerous ailments which makes
woman's life miserable are the direct issue of
the abnormal action of the uterine system.
For all that numerous class of symptoms
and every woman knows them-there is one
unfailing remedy, DR.. Pierce's ''Favorite
Prescription" the favorite of the sex.
It's not the clock with the loudest tick that
goes the best.
No LADY need be without Mrs. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound because she is far distant
from drug stores. The proprietors send post
age paid by mail from Lynn, Mass; in the
form of lozenges or Of pills; price, 81 per box,
or Fix for SIS. Send for the "Guide to Health"
which gives full particulars.
They VINO i've IN a worry invite death to
hurry.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

The Indian of falcon glance and lion bear
ing, the theme of the touching ballad, is
gone; but the petroleum they discovered,
now made into Carboline, the natural Hair
Restorer will live forever
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

on the mind His reserved knowledge wonderful and sub
stimulates the main narrative in excellent annoaons and
cuate references to original of information the
greatest historical work of the times Times Kansas City, No.
g 1t abounds in ARTISTIC and SCHOLARLY de-
tGts 1t contains the studies of learned lifetime and the
faithful student will rise from its perusa with mind enriched
by vivid knowledge of that ancient world whose
mysteries the of scholars has been endeavong to euc
date"-MaH, Toronto
"This is and marvelousy cheap edition of standard
work 1t is of series of historical works Mr. Alden
publishing which he have discovered invented
the art of combining standard literature good type tasty and
strong binding illustrations with the lowest prices
Mr. Alden certainly leads the cheap book movement at present
We do not know of any book that can supply the place Of
Rawinson. n-ChnfStinn Adrocate. Buffalo n. Y.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

Premature decline of power in either sex,
however induced, speedily and permanently
cured. Consultation free. Book for three
letter stamps Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association. Buffalo. n. Y.
HOME is the rainbovv of 1iFa
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

EATING AND DRINKINa.-A properly
developed, full-grown man weighing 154
pounds ought, according to Professor
Huxley, to consume daily 5000 grains
OF lean beefsteak, 5000 grains of bread
1000 grains of milk, 3 900 grains of 20
tatoes, 600 grains of butter, and % 900
grains of water.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26


THE VoLTAIC BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to seud their celebrated ELECTRO VoLTAIC
BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES on trial
for thirty days. to men (young or OLD afflicted
with nervous debi ity, loss of vitality and man.
hood, and all kindred troubles Also for rheu'
matism, neuralgia, paralysis, and many other
diseases. Complete restoration to health, vigOI
and manhood guaranteed. No risk is inc urred,
as thirty days trial is allowed. Write them al
once for. iIIIstr ed namnntat free.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

e1-None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the white label Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff with "Hop" or "Hops" in
their name.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

9WHAT did you say your friend is,
Tommy ?" ga taxidermist." "What
is that?" ''Why, sort of animal up
holsterer."
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

CROUCH on Itch.O
Trough on Itch" cures humors, eruptions,
ring-worm, letter, salt rheum, frosted feet,
chiIhains
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
Lie PreserVer,

If you are losing your grip on life, try
''Wtlls Health Remover" Goes direct to
weak spOtS
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

Strawberries. - Eighteen hundred
dollars worth of Strawberries have been
raised on two and half acres of ground
by a farmer of Delaware township,
Camden county, N. j., and he accord
iugly has received premium from the
State Board of Agriculture.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

FoR SPECIAL. RATES for advertising In this paper
apply to the publisher of the PAPER I(;
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
Young NIen!-Rend This.

'sROugh on TOOthache.o
Instant relief for Neuralgia, Toothache, Face
ache. Ask for Trough on Toothache." Is
and 2hc
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

IOO-PAGE CATALOG UE sent free. The best lit
erature of the world at the lowest prices known Books
sent for EXAlINATTON BEFORE PAYMENT
on reasonable evidence of good faith. Address
JOHN 3. ALDEN, Publisher,
P. o. Box 1897 sos Pearl Street, New York.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

a DOOR Is sometimes a Jar and an
earthquake always is.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

Truly OTTVUs
Ladies who would retain freshness and vi
vacity. Don't fail to try "Wells' Health Re-
newer"
DON'T complain of the baker until you have
tasted his bread.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

thus prevent the return Of the disease, FAVORlTE
REMEDY was given, and Mr. Ellsworth is in in the
bloom Of health to this day. FAVORlTE REMEDY
is also great protection from attacks that originate
in change Of life, seas ms and climate. To women
EAVOHITE REMEDY DrOyeg q real blessing.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
CONS Tip ALTON.
compa Mt. I finally used DR.. DAVID kENNE-
DY'S FAYORITE REMEDY, and in my opinion it
saved my life Yours, etc, "a j. CLIFFORD"
Mr.. Clifford is the Master Mechanic OF the Lowell
division of the Boston u Lowell Railroad.
Sc IN SIBLE WIFE.

MT. washington IT. MONROE, OF CatsklII, n. 7 .,
Gays: "for years l suffered from complaint
called gravel. l employed the best medical talent
try DIR KENNkDY'S FAVOkITE REMEDY. To
please her did, and state the result In one SEN
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

Gems for Little Singers. cb @9s,
ing book for Primary Schools and Kindergartens.
with pictures, sweet poetry and sweeter music.
Z. u merson and Gertrude Swayne. 30 cts, OF
S3per doz.
Mailed for the Retail Price. ..
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

Other very popular School Song Books arei En-.
erso rs = mag Bell, and Perkins t.OldeH Robin
and " bIppOOI Will, each 81 cts, or So per doz.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

Other well-known and very successful books for
High schools are: w. icOme Chorus. w. s. Til
den; high school Choir, Emerson 4 Tilden, and
Laurel Wreath, W. o. Perkins. Price of each Of
the three books, 81, or So per doz. Also High
SIS per doZ., and Public school symnnl, by
Irving Emerson, ~ cts, or Sc. 60 per doz.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

BELTsvILLE, Prince George Co., Md, |
May 26, 1883 I
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
Music Books for Schools.

Song Greeting H The ne sUstoI book for
ENfIEs and Summaries. g. Part-songs of the high
est character, both in words and music exercises
and solfeggios. By L. o. Emerson. 6Octs., So per
doz.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
AMPlITATVON-
Purifv the BLOOD

MI. A. ElFwOrih, OF Port Even, n. y, suffered
for TWENTY-FIVE YEARS from a disease Of the
thigh bone, caused by impure blood. lie finally ap-
piled to Dr. Kennedy, of Rondout, n. Y, who am
putated the G near the Thigh JOINT. 10
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26

Children's Songs and How to
Sing Them M 0s R SCHOOL, eooT By iOF ?o L.
TOmlirs. In two editions. The School Edition
has voice rarts only, aud costs 80 cts. or SO per
doz. The Teachers Ed ton has song and accom-
paniments, and costs 70 cts. 81 good songs for
singers of all ages
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
FAVORHTE
CONF LETE CURE

of Second Lieutenant Key and wife, Of New Jer-
sey-l he wife of second Lieutenant Key, Company
G, Third New Jersey Regiment, says, under date
March list, 1854: 1.-TWO years ago myself and hus-
band were taken down with malarial fever. After
relief, we tried pR. DAVID KENNEDY'S FA-
VORlTE REMEDY, and it has completely cured Us
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-02-26
Hoods SarsapariIIa
100 Doses One Dollar.

Sold by druggists. 81; six for S. Made only By
O. l. HOOD CO., Apothecaries. Lowell, Mass.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05
FARM COLUMN.
The Treatment of Sod In the Fall.


In the ordinary rotation of the farm,
sod land is usually plowed for corn.
Opinions differ in regard to the advant-
age, or otherwise, of the fall plowing of
sod. The truth of the matter is, that
like all other farm work, this depends
very much upon circumstances. One of
these is, the manner in which the plow-
ing is done. 81 II the dry, bare sod is
plowed under roughly, and so left until
spring, when it is cross-plowed, and the
sod cut up into pieces, and turned this
way and that, and the greater part
reversed, the work had certainly been
better left undone. This way of treat
ing sod, too common, we are sorry to
say, is most mischievous one, and
leaves the land in wretched plight for
corn planting. The better way is, to
spread what manure is ready for the
land, and leave it until November, and
then turn the whole under with an even
and regular lap furrow. If this is well
done, it leaves the soil in the very best
condition for spring work. The furrow
slices lie with the manure between them,
while the manure is not buried
under the sod, but both standing, in
part, on edge, allow the air to permeate
through the crevices, and cause thorough
decomposition. The crests of the ridges
break down by the action of frosts, and
the land is gradually consolidated by
settlement, through the winter. When
the harrow is passed over the land in
the spring, the fine manure, and the
soil, and the decayed sod ARE thoroughly
mixed on the surface, leaving mass Of
plant food below, as deep as the land
had been plowed. The roots of the
young corn plants find food wherever
they penetrate the soil, and an abund-
ance of it within reach to carry them to
the end of the growing season. In the
culture of every crop,very much depends
upon the preparation Of the soil, but
this is most especially true as regards
corn, which occupies the ground fol-
only about three months. How neces.
sary then it is, to provide store of food
for this crop, of the right kind, in the
right place, and in sufficient quantity tc
supply its urgent necessities. One Of
the most effective ways of making this
requisite provision, is to make the most
Of the sod by treating it at this season ir
the manner here described. Ag,i
culturist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05
The Art Of Getting Vigorous

Is comprised in one vsry simple piece of
advise, improve digestion. No elabor-
ate system of dietetics is needed. If you
lack yigor, use Systematically that
pleasant promoter of ii, Hostetter' S
Stomach Bitters. If you take this hint,
and do not commit any tXcesses, there
is no reason why you should not gain in
strength, appetite and weight. Hosts of
whilom invalids are to-day building a
foundation for years of vigorous health
with this sound and thorough renovatot
of a deiapidated physique and failing
energy. Dyspepsia is eradicated by it,
and the constitution fortified against
disorders to which, if it were exposed, it
might succumb-notably malarial fever.
Rheumatism, inactivity of tbs kidneys
and bladder, nervousness, and their var.
ious symptoms, disappear when it is
used with persistency, not abandoned
after bsief irregular trial.
June 20, 'S5-1y.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

Who does not delight TO see a good
looking face? Yet erysipelas disigures
the features almost beyond recognition.
But that is not the worst of it. This
disease is as dangerous as it is repulsive.
1t is sometimes called "St. Anthonys
Fire" and often causes sudden death.
Mr.. s. B. Carpenter, of Grandyille, N.
y, had it in both legs and was cured
by DIR. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy.
This medicine excels all others for the
blood. Especially adapted to persons in
feeble health.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05
The JERSEY Hay Barrack.

One of the most convenient and
secure shelters for hay or grain, outside
of good barn, is the "Barrack" used
by the Jersey Dutch. A barrack is
picturesque, and convenient besides, and
they show the thrifty, neat farmer, as
well as any other farm building or
appendage. The barracks of a good
farmer are straight, well rooted, and
tidy. The hay is well laid up, neatly
raked down, and the tight roof or cover,
lies close upon it. The slack, shiftless
farmers barracks are one-sided, the
posts often braced with rails on the out
side, the cover sits on lop-sided, and
probably leaky. These barracks are so
little used outside of New Jersey, and
the adjacent parts of New York and
Pennsylvania, that. new comers generally
discard them, and have them removed
before they really know their convent
ence and utility. These barracks are
constructed by setting four corner posts,
of chestnut or white oak, which are
twenty,or twenty-five feet long, straight; /;
partly squared TO eight inches through,
either three feet in the ground, or upon
one sideand at the ends, where they are
halved together. In doing this, it is
well to pin the ends with two inch oak
tree-nails, which should stand up three
or four inches above the sills when in
place. Then when the posts are set at
the corners, the pins will enter holes
bored in the center of each post, and
hold them in position. They will last
as long as the posts and sillS. For a
temporary purpose, the posts may be
simply set in the ground twelve feet
apart; but if permanency is desired, it is
best to use sills, and in this case, they
should be set level, upon flat stone at
each corner, and be supported in the
middle besides. The posts must, more
oyer, be braced to the Sills, either by
diagonal braces, or by straight rails,
roughly squared, two by four, mortised
into the posts at a height of four feet
above the sills, or at hight of six feet,
in case the barrack may be intended to
be boarded up TO make stable. When
used as stables, they make very good
shelters for young cattle or horses, the
inside between the sills being filled up
level with stones, and finished with a
layer of cement concrete. The cover,
or roof, efficacy, and may be made OF
boards, or thatch, the latter being by far
the most picturesque, and being lighter,
is easier to raise and lower.-Am. Agri-
cnlturist.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

II your life is made burden owing to
blackhcads, pimples and other eruptions
on the face marring your beauty and
causing so much chagrin, it is no longer
necessary to endure it. DIR. Flagg's S
Family Ointment will certainly remove
all such blemishes and leave your skin
soft, smooth and beautiful. Sold by all
druggists and mailed on receipt of price,
zoe. Williams Mfg. Co., Props,
Cleveland, o. Sold at Thomas drug
store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

The gloomy fears, the desponding
views, the WEAKNESS of soul thai
many complain of, would often disap,
pear were the blood made pure and
healthy before reaching the delecat,
vessels of the brain. Ayers Sarsapa,
rilla purifies and vitalizes the blood ;and
thus conduces to health of body and
sanity OF mind.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05
MISCELLANEOUS.

"A youth Of Hibernian extraction, in
chopping wood, was so unfortunate as
to Craze the thumb Of his left hand with
which he was steadYing the piece Of
kindling wood be was splitting. Rue
fully gazing at the injured member, he
remarked: "Be gorra, It was a good
thing'I did not have hold of the handle
with both hands, or I'd have cut it of,
sure"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05
substitute f0r calomsl and Ouinine.

Simmons Liver Regulator, purely
vegetable, is equal in power 10 blue
mass or calomel, but without any Of
their injurious properties.
"Have tried It in several cases OF bill
ious disorders, chills and fever, and
find it effects cure In a most satisfac-
tory manner. DR., J. II. Bowen, Clin-
ton, Ca"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05
A Wonderful Discovery.

Consumptiyes and all, who suffer from
any affection of the Throat and Lungs,
can find certain cure in DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption. Thou
slnds of permanent cures verify the
truth of this statement. No medicine
can show such a record of wonderful
cures. Thousands of once hopeless
sufferers now gratefully proclaim they
owe their live to this New Discovery. 1t
will cost you nothing to give it trial
Free trial bottles at T. d. Thomas drug
store. Large size, 81.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

One of the most melancholy specta-
cles in the world is human being shat
dent spirits. But the delapidation may
Ge repaired, the human ruin strt ngth-
ened and restored TO perfect soundness
by a course of that most powerful of all
vegetable inyigorants, DIR. Walkers
Vinegar Bitters.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

Sure cure for blind, bleeding and
itching piles, One box has cured the
worst case of 20 years standing. No one
need suffer five minutes after using
Williams Indian Pile Ointment. 1t alb
serbs tumors, allays itching of the pri-
vate parts, nothing else. Sold by drug
gists and mailed on receipt of price, 81.
Williams Mfg. Co., PROPS, Cleveland,
o. Sold at Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

That the sale of Hoods Sarsaparilla
continues at such a rapidly increasing
rate. 1t is
1st. Because. Of the positive curative
value of Hoods Sarsaparilla itself.
I'd. Because of the conclusive evil
dence of remarkable cures effected by it,
unsurpassed and seldom equalled by any
other medicine. Send to c. 1. Hood IL
Co., Lowell, Mass, for book containing
many statements of cures.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

/ have suffered greatly from periodical
returns of hayfever. At the suggestion
of Covert G. Cheever, druggists, OBJ
tanned Ely's Cream Balm and used 1t
during a severe attack. can cheerful
ly testify as to the immediate and con-
tinued relief obtained by its use.
heartily recommend II to those suffering
from this or kindred complaints. Rev.
II. A. Smith, Clinton, Wis.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

The abundance of cheap literature
does not injuriously affect the sale of
very expensive editions of the same
works. There appear to be great
many people in the country who are
building up fine libraries.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

A talkatiye woman, pressing her
yiands upon guest at the table, asked :;
care you not fond Of tongue?" Yes"
said the wearied man, Il always was
fond Of tongue, and | like it still-"
Men look in the glass as often as
women do. Bat the glasses are not the
same.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-09-05

The little one being guest of her
grandma, had been literally feasted,
when a second dish of pudding came on.
Looking at the steaming dish, she ex-
claimed with sigh: "Say, gran'ma, l
wish I was twins"