Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-30
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An advertisement IN New York |
newspaper that a widow viii dispose oi
het late husbands medical diplomas
givea strength to the assertion that
doctors may come and doctors mag go,
but the patohmcnts 10 on forever
II shows ut once the yirnence oi the
skating ,Iafe and the absurd extremes
TO which the tyranny Ut trades unioniam
may he carried, Ia read that the striking
matters IN a rlvcI town compelled the
proprietor of the local rink to exclude
the non strikers, under penalty ot he
ing "hoyonticd II Is questionable
whether such an exclusion would stand
the les, N an appeal To- the courts, III
its victims sought legal redress, II was
bad enough 10 Ind butcher and baker
closed against them but Ia hc deprived
OF both "bdDf9 II dj,rnsi" might
Justify them IN getting ns mad " \
halter
Journalism must bc healthy pro
tession,' said old Mrs Squaggs NJ she
laid the paper ON her knee and rubbed
her eye glassea with her apron what
makes YOU think so ?" said old Mi
Squaggs because | see the writer's
who used To- have pieces IN the papers
when was q girl are still living and
writing away the same ns ever they
must he very old "Who arc they p
asked Mi Squogg, "Well, there IL
| 'NcflRs' for one, and Anon and 'NoN
ropul,, and Pro Bono publco,' and
many others. see some ol their
names every day, and | declare II the
sigh, OF EN- don't bring back the old
school days" Then the old lady gaged
mediIatlyely into the fre and old Mr.,
SquaggS went ont on to the back Moop
10 indulge in quiet laugh 10 himself
A lady who once owned paifo,
says that she shall never forget how
the bird once made an "April fool OF
a new "boy OF all work The boy
was named Michael One morning
Michael over slep, his time and came
down STAIRS rubbing his eyes As he
was abou, 10 go into the kitchen, the
parrot. then perchcd on table, called
out in sober voice, Mike, 20 fill up
the wood box Michael went out,
and gathering as much wood rs he
could carry, returned 10 the kitchen,
! As he was about To throw down the
wood, he saw that the box already was
full 10 overlooking, lie turned in
amasement, and the expression on his
face when the parrot repeated the
order, mike, 80 I'LL no the wood box
was thing 10 be remembered.
Michael shecpishly took the wood ont,
doors again, Ailer that, whenever the
parrot would see the boy, ii would
scream, "Mikc, 50 fill ny the wood
box,
ave occasionally get funny appli-
cations from would.be contributors, but
the following letter from n prcssman in
Chicago strikes us as being more than
usually comic says the Whitehall
Rcyiew, OF London. "Having &c.
signed my position MS business manager
OF the Blank Evening Mail on account
OF the fast growing necessities, &c, OF
my own private business namely,
Blanks Bureau OF litcraturel find
myself in position to devote most OF
, my personal time and attention TO
, newspaper correspondence and general
+ literary work. The Lord helped the
Evening Mail TO a rapid growth under
. our humble direction, and we have
, reason to believe, from success already
, attained, that, still being our guide and
, helper, He will enable this bureau to
get there (ElD with even greater
. easi If you happen to have any
t literary or news work to be done, |
assure you ii will give me pleasure to
attend to il for you, and aside from
, present emoluments of monetary
: kind) it will be my lasting pleasure to
; have it done right"
. A learned German Polander by the
name OF Dr. Horbaccwicz, claims to
! have discovered the means of improv-
+ ing the mental and moral condition OF
, humanity, His idea is to develop
, character by the action OF colored lights
, He has brought up puppies in lights Of
all shades and hucs, and his expert
!, ments seem equally capable OF control
|. ling and altering the moral evolution o.
E boys and girls. The puppies brought up
4 in green light present extreme lNell'
. mess, cheeriulness, playfulness. Such are
o fortunate results OF the wearing OF the
. green in the atmosphere which environ'
4 youth. Has any parent boy or cir
!. given to the sin OF tristiia, the iniquit,
d OF sadness, let him bring that infant ~
4 in green light, in rooms with greer
o blinds and yerdurous wallpaper
I " Orange puppies are also prone Il
q play, but their movements are heav,
o and awkward, and their temper i
G cross, they fought each other" ION,
o might have expected them to fight III,
a green puppies, rather without provo
A cation" Clearly, orange tones SHOULD
il be avoided in moral education. To'
lively child must be subjected to III,
soothing influences OF blue and viole
II rays IL We wish to make Jack stud
l. Gus boy, make him Blue boy.
a, Blue puppies "never play" Girls es
&c oruoiatingly attached to the piano nigh
a be subjected to blue influences Viole
IN puppies are too fond Of barking.
Of morose. silent young person might b
h treated with violet Red puppies Shot
q no liveliness but few Of US wish I