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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Among medicinal means OF arresiIng DISEASE.
Hostegter's stomach Bitters stands pre-emiuent
u checks the further progress Of all disorders Of
tae stomach, liver and bowels, reviyes fhe vital
stamina, prevents and remedies chills aud fever.
increases the activity Of the Kidneys, o0unteracts
a tendency to rheumatism, and is a genuine stay
and solace to aged. in1rm and nervous persons
The article is, moreover, derived from the purest
and most reliable sourceA
For sale ey al Druggtss and Dealers geaeraly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

EXCITED PrToHER-It was a down.
right outrage, SO it was. The umpire
deliberately robbed us OF the game.
so, that was all right"
sit was, Ell r
Eyes. There is no discrimination in
theft. He found himself among a lot of
thieves. Your club deliberately stoke
every base they got.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

EMPERoR WrLLIAM. the other day.
kissed Emperor Francis Joseph three
times. General Sherman should invite
these ardent old gentlemen over to an
American school commencement.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Now Is the time to prevent aud cure Skin
Diseases, and to secure a white, soft and beau
tiful complexion use "BEEsoN's AROMATIC
ALUM SULPHUR SOAP" % cents by Drug.
gist, or by mail. VIM. Dreydoppel, Phila., Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Why do they call the Texas herder a
c0W boy 2" asked Rollo.
Because, my son." replied Rollo's
father, she drives steers"
Sand them asked Rollo, "why do
they call him a COW boy
"Because," said Rollo's father, che is
a man of 43 years old"
ooh. yes" replied Rollo; "now l
understand"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A MUSICAL journal says the ACCORDION
is not a difficult instrument to play.
This may be true where police regula-
tons are lax and neighbors long-suter-
ing, but there are localities where 1t
would be decidedly difficult to play
one.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Call yourself the equal of no man who
can influence you to his advantage
without recompense.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A Michigan editor attrib-
utes his long life to the fact that ne mas
never had money enough to pay ms
funeral expenses. and couldn't aford 10
do
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

When you visit or leave New YORK City, save
baggage expressage and So carriage Hire, and stop
atthe Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen
ual Depot.
COO elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost of one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevated railroad to all depots. families can live
better for less money at the Grand Union Hote
than at anV other nrst-class hotel in the citw
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Ii you are bilious, take DIR. Pierce's
"Pleasant Purgatiye Pellets" the original
"Little Liver Pills" OF all druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

LADY oALLER-.'I much prefer color
ed servants to white ones, don't you.
Mrs. 2" Mrs. B -"Well, really, Mrs.
H.. it depends upon the color, you
know, | can't endure green ones.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A MAN does not always consider his
barber on a soc1el level with himself.
yet he is angry if his oarber cuts HIM.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

EQUAL parts of gum myrrh, gum
arabic and ~blood.root is a good remedy
for catarrh.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

We see how much a man has, and,
therefore, envy him /; did we see how
little he enjoys, we should rather pity
him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Some men always fight best on the
under side, and these men are the hard
est kind to whip.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A weak mind is like a microscope,
which magnifies trihing things, but can
not receive great ones.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

SWEPT Potato FLoUR.-A new pro-
cess has been discovered by which
sweet potatoes can be reduced to -four,
then being sold in that state, or kept
for future use In alright cans.
Throughout the Southern States, while
the sweet potato grows well, and Is
much liked, no method has yet been
known by which they can be kept for
a long time without rotting. The com-
mon or Irish potato keeps much longer,
but does not attain perfection in these
warm regions. Should, therefore, the
plan proposed prove successful, sweet
potatoes may be eaten the year round,
and a greater value added to the crop,
while creating a new commodity to be
disposed of by the grocer, The process
consists first of drying the potato or
yam I n an oven until the outside seems
to be completely dry, when it is peeled
of. 1t then goes through baking a
second time, and as there il then no
rough and dense skin to interfere with
the pores this operation is much more
successful than the first one. By this,
too, the fibers become fully shown,
and a easily be removed from the
starchy and f~arinacious matter, which
is then reduced to -four by grinding.
The operation is completed by putting
up the products in glass jars, and her
metically sealing them. When thus
treated, sweet potatoes do not difle,
much in taste from cooked chestnuls,
which are largely used by the lnhabi-
tants of Italy for food.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12
miss him sadly.

81 WISH I had eyes in the back of my
head" said a young lady the other
evening.
"Why? ?" asked q devoted admirer
b~reathlessly.
$50 that l could see what was going
on without the trouble of turning my
head" y
'You can turn my head without any
trouble" responded the youth with a
gloomy sigh.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Experiments reported to the Pans
Academy OF Sciences prove that the
pressure necessary to b rupture
OF blood-vessels is very much greater
than that TO which they are normally
subjected. The carotid artery OF a dog
required from thirty-hve to hfty-nve
times the normal pressure OF the blood
and the iuguIar vein from thirty-two to
thrty-fve times the usual force.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A man 8 virtues should be measured,
not by his occasional e~xertions, but by
the doing of his ordinary life.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

BRow BEATING Attorney-Come, ma
dam, you must reply with precision. ]
question whether you understand the
meaning of words.
Witnes-O yes, l do.
Attorney-Perhaps you only think SO
"a vanity which would be excusable.
Give me an example Of precision in the
choice OF words.
Witness-If / said you are a good
lawyer / would be speaking with pre-
c%ision; but if | said that you are q gen.
tleman-
Attorney-Well. what would that
be?
Witnes-A downright preyarication,
sir.
Attorney-That is all.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Men seldom repent as long as they
are prosperous. 1t takes adversely to
bring a person down on his knees.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12
Only temperance BIrters known

Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR
BIrTERs the most wonderful nvigorent that ever
sustained the sinking system.
Made from California roots and herbs, fres
from Alcoholic Stimulants- A Purgativs
and Tonic.
This BItters cures Female Complaints,
Inhammatory and Chronic Rheumattsns,
Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fs-
yers, Blood, Liver and Kidney Diseases.
Dyspepsia or dig estioR, Headache,
Pain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness OF the
Bilious Attacks, Palpitation OF the Heart, Pneu-
monia, and Pain in the regions OF the Kidneys,
are cured by the use of the Bitters.
For skin Diseases, Eruptions, Boils,
Erysipelas, Scrofula, Discolorations, Humorsa and
diseases OF the Skin of whatever name or ma
ture, are literally dug up and carried out or the
system In a short time by the use OF the Bitters.
ItInyfgOrat the stomach, and slim
ulates the torpid Liver and Bowels, which rem
der 1t of unequaied efficiency In cleansing the
blood of all impurities. and imparting new life
and vigor to the whole system.
No Person can take the Bitters and remain
long unwell
Fin, Tape and other Worms, are
destroyed and removed from the system.
Cleanse the Initiated Blood Whenever
1t Is foul your feelings will tell you when Keep
the blood pure, and the health of the system
will follow.
In conclusion /: Give the Bitters a trial. Il
ter guarantee of its merits than q lengthy adj
vertisement.
NH. Mcdonald Drug Co., Proprietors,
Cor. Charlton ST.. New York.
Sold by all Dealers and Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

AMBER PUDDING One dozen large
tart apples; one cupful of sugar; the
ujce and rind OF two lemons; elk eggs;
tour ts~blespoonfuls of butter; enough
pull or chopped paste to line a three
pint cornered pudding dish. Pare and
quarter the apples. Pare the thin
lind from the lemon, being careful not
to cut into the white part. Put the
butter, apple and lemon rind and juice
into a stewpan, with half a cupfuI of
water. Cover tightly and simmer about
three-quarteIs of an hour. Rub
through a sieve. add the sugar, and set
away to cool, Line the dish with thin
paste. Beat the yelks of the eggs, and
STIR into the cooled mixture. Turn this
into the lined dish. Bake slowly for
half an hour. Beat the whites to a
stiff froth. and gradually beat into them
three tablespoonfuls of powdered sugar.
Cover the pudding with this. Return
to the oven and cook twelve minutes
with the door open. Serve either hot
Or cold,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12
FACETIR.

The other day q mi~ddle-aQed man
who betrayed the fact that he was a
stranger in the city, appeared at the
Central Market and purchased and ate
a dozen pears. These we're followed
by a dozen plums, and, after a brief
rest, by half OF a large watermelon. BE
then took some lemonade and bought
some candy and sat down to wait until
his stomach could take in something
more. In q little while he was noticed
to be uneasy, and soon after that he
inquired for a doctor.
Anything wrong?" asked the stand
keeper.
''Got cholera morbus. How much
will it cost me to see a doctor and get a
cure"
"Oh, about two dollars"
Gust what / figured on before L left
home-iust exactly. I'll have seventy
five cents left, and you hold ON to that
cocoanut until / come back. L want to
finish of on cocoanut."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

All men carry their character in their
faces, and not a few of them their repu-
tation in their pockets.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Events are not in our power but we
can always make a good use of even the
worst.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A GREAT width between and promi-
nence OF the eyes indicates a teachaDle
and tractable horse. Width between
the ears indicates courage. nobleness.
and strength of character. Rouudness
and elevation between the eyes indicate
mildness of ~disposition ard desire to be
caressed and to reelprocate kindness,
but never trust n that shows much
white above the pnpli of the eye, or
with white in that organ.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

Soap and moiStart. Soap in a solu-
ton mixed with phenlc seij when
impregnated INTO timber is an excellent
preseryauye against rot usually result
ing from moisture.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12
HOUSEHOLD.

TAKE CARE OF BABY's MILK.-Too
much emphasis cannot be given 20 the
Injunction to keep milk sweet II hot
weather. The infants natural nourish-
ment needs almost as much care in
summer rs does the consumer of it.
The best method OF keeping it uu-
changed, and therefore wholesome, is
10 set II IN a clean, cold refrigerator as
soon as it comes to the house. When
it Is needed, take the pitcher or cup in
which 1t is to be poured to the refriger-
ator, not the milk-pan into the kitchen.
Nurses generally neglect this precau.
ton. The pan is often left in the heat
I'd outer air for five, ten, fifteen minutes,
thus causing the milk to ''turn." In
the country where Ice is not readily
obtainable, a really good cellar, a spring
house, or q dairy through which runs .
living water is the next best thing to q
refrigerator. II none of these are at
hand, pour the milk Intended for the
baby into q clean stone jug, cork il
securely. tie oiled paper over the stop
per, and suspend the vessel in the well,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12
A Hagcage Master Says.

Extravaganza is merely comparative /;
a man may be a spendthrift in copper
"a well as gold.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

SIZE OF HORSES. - IAklng into consid.
Grafton the various uses to which hor.
SEES are put, it becomes evident that the
size must depend upon the service re-
quired. For all heavy drayage or heavy
team work, large size and heavy weight
are almost wholly Indispensable, and
the breeder OF heavy horses will have
no trouble in making sales at good pri-
ces. But when it comes to farm or road
service, the horse of medium size ana
weight will completely discount til ,
animal of %ponderous proportions, Tn D
coming to the true roadster, an animal
of muscular vigor but smaller in WEIGHT
and size has a decided preference. pr.
Horne, Y. s., says 81 would prefer
a $50 to u 1000 pound animal for long
endurance and a lifetime of wear and
tear. Two of the best roadsters 1 even
owned had a weight n of $40 and the
other a little less than 900 pounds.
Small animals will eat less, require less
sbcaeing, vii BE- less likely to have dis
ease. and are more convenient to ham
die.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A CORRESPONDENT writes that scions
keep heat in sawdust, and come out as
moist Just from the green wood. He
keeps them in the cellar, and vets them
if tue cellar is dry, as they need not be
kept moist during the winter. In tins
way they will keep perfectly, and there
is no grit, as when kept in sand or
earth. SciOns cut in the fall before
hard ~frosts. and kept his way, will be
surer to live, especially II of tender va
rieties.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

De TEBwILIaER-Well, Jimpson, you
seem worried.
Jimpson-I have reason to be. My
poor father
De T.-Not deadl
Jimpson-No, but very feeble. He is
past seventy, you know, and may drop
off any time.
De T.--You will miss him sadly.
Jilnpson-I should say sol If he
dies I'll have to hire q man to take
care of the horses and do the garden
ing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

A German entomologist, r. Dahl,
claims that spiders have perfect rlsht
only at very short distances. Tiieir
sense OF touch is consequently remalas-
bly, well developed. Their smell is SO
good that they a distinguish doors.
and their hearing is excellent some
of them show q remarkable instinct III
building their webs-even their nrst-
in perfect geometricai form. A renect
i've power Is evinoed by their refusal OF
tough insects which have been once at
tackled unsucceasfully.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

WAITING WIFE : Why. Henry, how
strangely you look and act. What in
the world Is the matter?
Early Husband (angrily)-Nothing's
the matter with me.
W. Wife-But there must be. Have
you been drinking sbeintheP
E. ACKNOWLEDGMENT been drinking
anything. I'm perfectly sober.
w. Wife (much relieved)--Ah that's
1t. / thought there was some
thing very unusual about your looks
aud actions.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12
St. Bernard Vegetable Pills.

aMEyMggAa- WARRANTED PURELY VEaRrARLR.
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~ The Lest cure for Liver and Bilious
AnN Complaints, Costiveness, Headache
3 kg~VA Dizziness and Dyspepsia. Az 4
p ~ 53 q Blood Purifier and spring Mehicine
. u they have no equal. No family
- should be without a box of HE ri
~ Bernard Vegetable Pills in the house.
~-<<A Price - cents at Druggists, or bv
N~#*F9HaM mail Samples sent FRER. Address
/ NEUSIAkDTkR y 90. 50 Mercer St, New York
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

BITING HORSES. Horses have been
successfully cured of this vice by put.
ting a piece OF hard wood an inch and a
half square in the animals mouth,
about the same length as an ordinary
snsfle bit, 1t may be fastened by q
thong of leather passed through two
holes in the ends OF the wood and Sc
cured to the bride. 1t must be used i'll
addition to the bit but in M way tt
impede the working of the bit. Rarey
adopted this plan with the zebra in the
Zoo, which was a terrible brute at bit
ing. Mr.. Rarey succeeded, however
IN tanning and training him to harness
and drove HIM through the streets of
London. Animals with this vice should
be treated kindly i'll the stable and not
abused with pitch fork handles, whips,
etc. An apple, crust of bread, a piece
OF beet, etc, and a kind pat, but firm,
watchful hand and eye, with the use OF
the above wooden bit, will cure the
most inveterate bitter, The fact that he
cannot shut his mouth or grip anything
soon dawns upon him and then he is
conqueted.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

WHETHER it is good or bad policy to
pillow coru after it becomes as high as
the horses back We will not attempt to
say but in cuitiyating it after it be.
comes so large great care must be exer-
cised not to break the tender stalks or
not to tear loose and injure the brace
roots. When the cultivating cannot he
done without doing this. then the corn
should be let alone.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

THE latest improvement IL raising
Lima beans is to Use brush about eight
feet high, stuck like pea brush instead
of poles. as commonly practiced. Plant
IN hills about three feet apart, in the
direction of the rows, and the rows six
or eight feet from each other, Cut off
the tops of the plants when they get
above the brush and stop ali the side
shoots when they are two feet long.
The vines IRE much better exposed to
the sun and air IN this manner, and far
larger crops are to be matured by pol
ing,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-12

In harvest time farmers often suffer
greatly from heat, and sunstrokes are OF
frequent occurrence in the harvest field.
Too much care cannot he exercised,
during the heat of the day through the
not weather, to avoid all semblance of
~overheating. 1t Is best, when the
weather is extremely hot, to lay by dur.
ing the middle of the day, commencing
earlier and working later.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-06

1t is little singular that those papers
which seize with such avidity the utter
ances of one man in the Georgia legisla-
ture who refused to vote for resolutions
of respect to General Grant, should not
have candor enough TO admit that the
man was Kissed and the resolutions pass
ed unanimously. What can be the OBJ
ject unless to foster discord? This is
how the south is constantly misrepre-
scented and it is this which is gaining
them sympathy throughout the north
wherever a candid investigation of the
facts is made. Party papers are fully
justified in using all legitimate means to
strengthen the party whose principles
they advocate. But the attempt to per-
petuate hostile feelings between the Sec
tons, knowing it is preiudical to the
interests of the whole country, is deserv-
ing the severest apprehension. None
but fools or fanatics believe the south is
disloyal and it is always unwise to pan
der to the prejudices of such.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-06

IT is astonishing the degree of bad
tastepeople will show in political matters.
1t is said the death of General Grant has
SO united the republicans of Ohio that
the election of Foraker is certain. For
some time Grant belonged to no party.
When Death cast its shadow upon him
he Invested himself of partisanship and
his later utterances are those of patriot
without suggestion of craftsmanship.
But some politicians seem anxious to
make political capital out of his death
and it is hoped that Ohio may be carried
by giving partisan feature to the death
Of the nations great general. This is
ghoulish and if it does not react upon
the parties who expect to profit by in
jecting the memory of Grant into poll
teal canvas, the people of Ohio are
devoid of political responsibility. Par
tisanship may be intense but it should
not be dirty.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-06

The n. Y. Tribune has discovered a
man who ceased to be democrat because
he made the alarming discovery that
democrat" and ELIMINATION" begin with
the same letter. The discovery is in the
the line of The Tribune investigation, in
fact it has patent on discoveries of that
character. The democrat who thus
seeks salvation through the alphabet was
a workman of John Roach. He did not
discover the base uses to which the inno-
cent letter sd" was put until after Roach s
failure and then he fled from it as from
a pestilence, and now pumps into the
arms of The Tribune which drew from
him his sad story and violated confidence
by giving it publicity. But it was made
public for the public good. How many
sinful, reckless democrats there are who
will be led to abandon the devious path
of politics which they have SO long fol-
lowed by discovering that the letter ''d''
is no longer pure All. if this discovery
had been made before the magnetic states
man went down to defeat, though he was
satisfied New York had given him a
majority.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-06

q rst publication July Is, 1851 Nc s.
] l.. me matter the estate of FREDERICK Schlank
deceased
or reading and fii.ig the petition Of Albertine
SchCauk. administrative of the estat, o. said de-
ceased for the adjustment and allowance IF her
administration account land the assIgHmct, OF the
re- He OF said estate to such other persons as are
by law entitled 10 the sameO
= + ordered, that said account be examined,
adj and allowed at a special term 81 sd
count to he held at the Office Of the county iu. e
in the city of Manitowoc, in said counfy. n
Tuesday, the 18th day of August, A. d, 1853.
Il il further ordered, that upon the adj; us meat
and allowance OF such account by this CuUl! as
aforesaid, the residue of said estate be, hl fE,.
further orderand judgment OF this court, asst lcd
to such persons as are by law entitled to the same
1t is further ordered that notice OF the time and
place Of the examination and allowance OF su 4
account, and of the assignment of the rcsiGtt,- (
said estate, be given to all persons Interested. 4,
publication OF this order for three successive
weeks, before said day, in the Manitowoc Pilot q
weekly newspaper printed and published al ;llc
city OF Mauitowoc and state ofWisconsin.
Dated July 10Th, A. D., 1888.
By the court,
r. ID. SMART, County Judge.
Schmitz q Kirwan, Attorneys. aug6%
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-06

IT is to be regretted that some killing
frost did not wipe out the crop of poets
before General Grant died. Your poet
is very obtrusive creature and every
thing which comes to his net is fish,
He cannot be silenced and his literary
drippings are made to live in type. 1t Is
too bad that great man cannot die
without furnishing inspiration to these
cranks and thus add persecution to a
sense of affection. The fool killer Las
not been doing his duty Of late,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-06

CUTrHRoATs, VILLAINS and ignoramuses
are generally classed by the truly good
republicans as being members of the
democratic party. A reporter lately
visited the man FIdridga who attnmrtad
to rob the express car and when in pur-
suance of traditional custom it was pre-
sumed the criminal was democrat, he
promptly replied he was ''black re-
publican" Had he justified the pre-
sumption we no doubt would be RECALLED
by editorials on the ''depravity of human
nature" as manifested by democrats.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1885-08-06
BUILDING MATERIAL.

1t may cost only ten cents line to
advertise that we are selling Building
Material cheaper than any firm in the
city, but we have proven this to be fact
time and time again, and ere prepared to
convince any one who will get prices and
compare them. We are also selling
Monarch Mixed paint" which is recon-
mended as the best paint in the market
by parties who have used it, to any one
of whom we can refer you, knowing that
they will more than verify what we say.
iun4 BECKER 4 TEITGEN.