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The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
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'If," says the Chicago Erening Mail,
Republicans are not to be removed be-
cause they are Republicans, but because
of offensive partisanship, it will be
quite right and proper that the Repubi-
can Senate should insist that offensive
ARTISANS should not be appointed"
This declaration is directly in line with
The action of the Senatorial Caucus or
Conference" held by certain Republican
Senators last spring, and that it is no idle,
hap-hazard expression of opinion appears
in the fact that Mr.. Hatton, late Post
master-General, and high in the conf
dence and councils of the Republican
PARTY leaders is the man who gives utter
anCe TO it.
II is little singular that men of sense
and sagacty should take position so
inconsistent and illogical, but they have
done it nevertheless. Mr.. Conger says 81
very pointedly. Mr.. Hatton occupies the
same ground. They hold that there is n
certain analogy between the partisanship
of politician in the field, working for the
election of a party ticket, and the partisan
ship of another politician, who having
been rewarded for his services with n
Government position, contributes of his
salary and perverts his official influ-
ence to keep his party in power.
There is really no kinship between the
Two cases, but in the absence of any other
resource wherewith to harass and be-
labor the President it occurred to the Re-
publican Senators that this might be sue
cessfully utilized.
Whether the programme will be ad-
hered to next December remains to be
seen. Mr.. Conger says that it will. Mr..
] alton says that it ought to be.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
LOVE AND LAUGHTER"
Colonel Joyce's Reply to Mrs. Ella
Wheeler Wilcox.

Colonel Joyce's Reply to Mrs. Ella
Wheeler-Wilcox.
In answer to the recent letter of Ella
Wheeler-Wilcox, published in the National
Tribune reiterating her claim to the au-
thorship of the poem Glove and Laugh
ter" or as she calls it, Solitude" Colo
mel John A. Joyce Of this city adduces the
statement of Win S. Vsscher of the
Cheyenne Leader TO the effect that he
heard Colonel Joyce recite the verses as
long ago as 1862, and has no doubt as to
the latter's being the original composer
Mrs. Wilcox says that she wrote them in
1888, but Colonel Joyce produces q
letter from Mr.. w. l.. Clark Of Alex
andria, stating that he clipped
the poem from a newspaper in 1877, and
also letter from Congressman Eldredge
of Wisconsin, stating that he heard Col
onel Joyce recite the stanzas at least two
years before Mrs. Wilcox says she wrote
them. Colonel Joyce admits that gen
tleman in arguing with n lady generally
gets the worst of it, ninety per cent. OF
public sympathy being for the woman
and only bare ten per cent. for the man,
but truth is lasting and eternal' and in
this matter he has nothing to retract, but
stoutly maintains that what 'he wrote he
wrote"
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
Fashion Notes from the Far West.

recherche thing in overalls is to have the
pocket corners braided in lieu of the cop
per rivets that were in regal last season.
They are worn either stuffed into the
boots or outside.
An elite thing in watch chains is wide
buckskin strap worn dangling from the
pocket and ornamented with stud horse
poker chip. 1t also works for n ranch
razor strap.
An aesthetic rustic substitute for but
ton is a shingle-nail or piece of sharpened
stick poked through gallns hole. This
style is popular on some ranches, but it is
a bad thing to fall down on.-[ Heppner
(OrepOn) Gazette
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
AZ Ode rO ALE spRINKLnn.

Through the sultry, dusty day,
The sprlnkling sprinkler sprlnks his way,
Sprlnkling sprlnklers everywhere
Without q bother or u care.
In vain the sprightly sprigling boots,
Because the sprinkler sprinks his boots.
In vain do spfinkled ladies' suffer-
And vow disaster TO the duffer
That sprinkling sprinkler sprinkles on
Until his regular sprink Is done.
Nor pauses een for curse or thank
Till that his final sprlnk is sprank.
-LNew York Tribune
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
A Much Needed Reform.

The average soda water dispenser,
is nothing If not sloppy says the New Orleans
Timer DeD,Ocfdt. His ways and means of clean
ing glasses are IN many instances positively
nearly akin 10 a stonch, A reform In the mat
ter of general cleanliness is badly needed.
The boy must 90, and a professional artist of
the latest and most improved type must take
the ovor-worked and untdy little fellows
place. Then we will not be drowned out every
limo soda is indnlged in BY the thirsty souls.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

IT would be matter of some interest to
know by what authority Speaker Carlisle
"designates" anybody to perform the
duties of Doorkeeper of the House of Rep
resentatives, in place of Mr. Wintersmith.
The Doorkeeper's office is an elective one
to begin with, and there is no law pro-
viding for vacancy occurring while Con-
gress is not in session. Besides that, Mr.
Carlisle is not Speaker. The Republican is
decidedly off.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
A Rioh strenlt or Lmcl,.

81 understand your son is married. Mrs.
Todgors"
"Qh, yes, the dear boy has quit scattering
wild oats and settled down at last"
did he do welli''
DO well; Why bless your sweet life ma am,
he married girl from Boston who wears gold
specs and talks as though she'd bolted a die
llonary. Do welly Wen, should twitter"
lChiCagO Ledger.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

GENERAL JOHN NJ. THAYER, ex-senator
from Nebraska, is putting in his spare time
in writing Indian legends for the Omaha
Bee. They are right good, and if he keeps
on he will be able to write the best fish
and snake stories in these United States,
and be in great demand for distinguished
fishing parties
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

JUST as lots of nice people have begun
TO enjoy themselves at Lake Minnetonka,
and there is plenty of ice on hand for
lemonade and things, the Prohibitionist
propose to hold convention there, but
General Sherman stoutly refuses to post
pone his visit.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

THE report of the statstician of the De-
partment of Agriculture, showing the
condition of the growing crops on the 1st.
instant, is just out and makes pamphlet
of Ga pages. Considering that the reports
Of county correspondents which furnish
the data for it, only began to come in two
weeks ago, tits evident that the work of
preparing it for publication must have
been pushed with vigor.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

THAT General Malone still has the
whip-hand of the Republican party in
Virginia is evident from the proceedings
OF the State Convention at Richmond yes
terday, in which he had everything his
own way, while Governor Cameron was
nowhere The notable feature of the oc-
casion was the reconciliation of Malone
and Riddleberger, who shook hands, fell
into each others arms and made peace;
after which ensued one of the sweatiest
lovofeasts in the history Of political con-
Nentions.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

The Russian Government, having bull
dozed the late English Ministry into ac-
quicscence with its demands and secured
a peace based upon the pleasure of the
Gar appears to be playing the same game
on the new Ministry with u view to ascer-
tanning whether Salisbury will stand as
much brow-beating as Gladstone did. The
reported Russian advance in Afghanistan
is probably in the nature of feeler, and
the statement of Randolph Churchill that
England would assist the Ameer in case
he asked for assistance goes to indicate
that the nonsense in this instance will not
be long protracted
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

PREsIDENr CLEVELAND does not regard
the term of District Commissioner West rs
expiring until tomorrow, the third ami
versary of the day on which he actually
assumed office. There is every indication
that he will be ready to announce his sue
cessor very promptly. It is said that he
gave the subject some formal considcra-
ton last evening, but reached no conclu-
sion. The gossips are ready with their
predictions although they have only the
most fragile foundation for speculation
Messrs. Coiley, Clagett, Willard, Gait
Gardner, Hillyer and many others are
spoken of with equal postiveness by their
friends as the coming Commissioner.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
FOR EXCHANGE.

VHJ JANTED--TO EXCHANGE NEW STOVES
w for old ones at Buffers Stove Exchange,
or no pay. stoves exchanged for groceries.
Old stoves bought
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
FOR HOUSES.

EOR SALE-SEy SPECIAL BAR
Il gains in small houses. Swormstedt y
Bradley, 02s F st. 1yl1.6t
LNOR SALE-WE OFFER FOR SALE ONE
IL Of the most desirable and extensive resi-,
dences in East ,Washingtoni large house and
permit to inspect, apply to Swormstedt 81
Bradley, 02S II st. jy11-1m
EoR SALE-BRICK HOUSE No 1908 9TH
II st n W, o rooms and basement; range,
latrobes, etc.. finished in hard wood; price
S3,l60; small cash payments. Lloyd 3l9
AZ st W. lyS
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

NECSsC ARD.
The undersigned having withdrawn from the
late firm of CLARKE & GIVEN, proposes to
continue the business in which lie has been en-
gagged for the past thirty years, and he hopes
pure coal from the most popular mines will on
able him TO merit and also to receive his share
OF the patronage of the old house, as well as
the favors of his friends and the public.
All communications or orders sent by mail
will reach me at my central Office, l23 10th
ST., between ID and Il sts H. W., doors north
OF gas Office, where | will be permanently To-
Gated.
Main Depot and Wharf will be at the old 10.
cality, corner Of Sth and Water sts. s. W.
Office telephone call, 503l.
Wharf " 7d5i.
iyS.Gt JOHN Y. GIVEN,
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16


NrsS5@s POLAND SPRINGS
M,ssSss MINERAL WATER
a Sure Cure for Brights Disease of the
Kidneys.
20 Barrels lust received from the Spring.
p. ST. have just erected q fountain and II
can be obtained at my place of business by
the glass. JOHN KEYWOHTH,
iy11.1m Sole Agent 9th and u SITS. N. W.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
Personal.

(uVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION. ALL SUB.
~ iects; questions and answers. send TEN
cents. Ivy Institute, sth and X SITS n W.
jy16-3t
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

yANTED-BY A SETTLED COLORED
w woman, situation as children's nurse;
willing TO stay at night; can give references.
Apply at AIS Washington st n W. jyl3-3t*
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

VIIANTED-ALL TO KNOW THAT DIR.
w Taylor, 034 street, near Tenth, makes
beautiful sets of artificial teeth for S5 guar
anteed to give full satisfaction; extracting
with gas. chloroform or local anesthetics 80
cents; without, % cents; filling at very low
prices. jy15.tf
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

NTANTED-SITUATION BY A YOUNG
w man with typewriter, as stenographer
and assistant booEkeeper Address. Graph,
Critic office. jy13-3t*
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
Ela5 "A g AR ID.

NJ, @,WASHINGTON, ID. G., JULY O,
p&aas' 1885. EDIToR OF THE CRITfC: You
been misrepresented by the Federation of
Labor. have not used any of Chris. He,lrichs
beer since the 10th Of April last. / hope they
published / am the sole agent for the Louis
Bergdoll Brewing Company of Philadelphia,
Pa, and am selling no other beer. Proof can
be furnished TO satisfy them all by calling on
me at my place of business Sol VI street W.
NJ. Il. BHIDWELI., iy7-Gt
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
HOUSES FOR RENT.
sTOREs AND OFFIOEs.

In snns 70 buit at per cent.
The above Ia only small portion oi property
ON Wy books For null list call at office for bule-
tins Issued ON 81 and 18th.
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

II II. YOUNGS, STEAM CARPET CLEAN
It ing and renovating works; feathers rem
oyated, mattresses made over, furniture
steamed and moths destroyed. 1i22 Pa. ave.
Factory. corner 18th and * sts. s. e. ietS
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16

DR. LEON, THE OLDEST ESTABLISHED
~ and only reliable Ladies' Physician in the
city, can be consulted daily, d61 c ST., bet ~
and 9th st. n. w. Prompt treatment. Corre-
spondence and consultations strictly conf
dental. Separate rooms for ladies. Office
always omen, les
The Washington critic., 1885-07-16
THURSDAY, jury 16, 1855.

Persons ledcino ne city for he summer can
hare TIM CRITIc mailed 10 Deir address at 40
cents per month, postage paid.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-08-26

marked ga. Loucks, standing ct north end of
corral fence; thence n. IS degrees w., 1I2
chains, to stake marked NV corner; thence
g., lax degrees W., 42.66 chains. crossing
road to Roberts Greek, and crossing road to
Austin aud stream to stake marked "SW
cor. !" thence g., 73% degrees E., 1874
chains, to place of beginning. containing
634 7s-iO0 acres. Improvements-House stable
and corral. Possessory interest in and to
tract of hay land situate about miles south
of the overland wagon road, In Roberts Greek
Valley, near the northwest corner of Lone
Mountain, and "a miles northwesterly from
the town of Eureka. in Eureka county, and
State Of Nevada, and described as follows, to
wit: Commencing at the NE corner Of cabin,
and running thence north one-half mile
thence west one-quarter mile; thence south
one mile: thence east one-quarter mile; thence
north one-hslf mile, to place of beginning,
contsininAI 100 acres. Improvements-Corral,
cabin. Personal property-Horses, cows,
wagons and buggy; valuation, 81. $50
henry RlVES. Total tax, $73 60; PEN
atty for delinquency, 81 35; amount, $50 95.
Personal property, value. 5000; personal prop
erty tax 419 20. Real estAte-Possessory in.
terest In and TO lot No. 2, in block No. Is. of
the town OF Eureka. In Eureka county. and
State of Nevada. Eossessory intevest in and
TO lot No. 8, in block No Is, Of the town Of
Eureka, Eureka county, State of Nevada. Pos.
sessory interest In and to lot No. 4, in block
No. 13, of tue town Of Eureka. Eureka county,
and State Of Nevada. Improvements-Frsme
dwelling house. Possessory interest in and TO
lot No. sin block No. 3,of the town Of Eureka,
Eureka county. and State of Nevada. Possess
sorry interest In and to lot No. IL, in block No.
Z, of the town of Eureka, Eureka countv, and
State OF Nevada. Improvements - Frame
house. Possessory interest In aud to lot No.
/, In block No IL, Of the town of Eureka, Eu-
reka county, State Of Nevada. Personal
property-Furniture.
Jos. WATERS. Total tax, s1l: penalty for
delinquency, 81 10: amount, $12 10. Real
estate Possessory interest in and to tract of
land situate on the north slope of Hoossc
Mountain. in Eureka county. and State Of Ne
vsds. and described as follows. to wit: Com
mencing at o point 900 feet west from the
Leonard Spring, and runuing thence south 700
feet; thence east 400 feet; thence north 400
feet; thence west 400 feet; thence south 700
feet, to the place Of beginning, containing =
acres.
WALES CONSOLIDATED GOLD AND Sill
YER MINING COMPANY. Total tai sat so;
penalty for delinquency, 50 IS; amount, $50 rs.
Hoisting works aud machinery at South
Adams Hill, in Eureka county, and State Of
Nevada, being the building. improvements
and machinery known as the Walcs Con.
Hosting Works.
A. z. CHENEY,
District Attorney. Eureka Co.. New.
Eureka, Nevada, July "a, 1885. je25-u
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-08-26
6OOTETIEH.

EUREKA LODGE, NO. I6, +. a. A. Nj.
TyHE STATED COMMUNICATIONS OF
l. Eurets Lodge, No. Is. r. h A. NJ, Will be
held in Odd Fellows Hall Saturday, on or be-
fore the full moon.
Members of sister Lodges, and id ournin e
brethren, IN good standing, are cor. tally in.
vited to attend. JOHN z. JONES W. N.
Il. II. CosKLIS, Secretary.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-08-26
Assessment Notice.
Ruby Hill Tunnel and Mining Com.
pany.

Ruby Hill Tunnel ana mining COM
pany.
II OoATION OF PRINCIPAL PLACE OF
IL business, Eureka. Eureka county, Ne.
vada.
Location of works, Eureka Mining District.
Eureka county, State of Nevada.
Notice is hereby given that ct meeting of
the Board of Directors, held on the Gath day
OF July, 1885, an assessment (No. 81 of One
Gent III per share was levied upon the capital
stock of the corporation, payable Immediately
in United States gold coin, to the Secretary, at
the office of the Company. in Ryland's build
ing, Eureka, Nevada
Any stock upon which this assessment shall
remain unpaid on
Monday, the gath Day OF August
1885.
will be delinquent and advertised for sale st
public auction; and unless payment is made
before, will be Bold on THURSDAY. the
TWENTY-FOURTH (24) DAY Of SEPTEMBER,
1895, to pay the delinquent assessment. to-
gether with costs Of advertising and expenses
of sale.
BY order Of the Board Of Directors.
JOHN e. JONES, Secretary.
Ofice-Ryland's Building, up stairs, In d.
K. Mitchell's ONCE. Eureka, Nevada.
Eureka, July "a, 1885. 1y2o-td
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-08-26
Just Received.

An elegant assortment of wall bracket,
and lamp goods. consisting Of shades,
llluminators, wicks and cigar
lighters. Also, new patent window
shades, and lot Of fancy cabinet frame
and bird-cages. have on hand all kind
OF secondhand furniture, which will sell
at prices to suit the times. Call and ex-
anime goods at my store on South Main
street. p. H. HJuI,.
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-08-26
Rent.

BRICK BUILDING KNOWN AS THE
n linton Saloon on North Main street IL
for rent. The property consists Of Saloon
and Boarding and Lodging house. furnished
For particulars, apply to O. BossEITL;
Eureka, July II, 1885. Hie"
Eureka daily sentinel. [volume] (Eureka, Nev.) 1871-1887, 1885-08-26

BEATHFIC LODGE NO. q, X. OF p,
MEETS EACH FRIDAY OF EVERY
Iu month at 7 A. M, at Its Castle Hall, in
the Richard Foley building.
ALI Brother Knights, in good standing, are
frsternalIy invited to attend such meetings.
z. N. ROBINSON, O. O.
W. Z. DAVIDSON, K. of r. and 8.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-12-02

The police say they have similar COM
plants against a number of United
States officials and Gentiles who have
been active in prosecuting the MOI
mons. The Latter-day Saints propose
pursuing the war ON this line. They
can pass laws in their cities similar TO
the Edmunds law, but applying to all
ilIIcitintercOurse, and impose penalties
severe enough 70 intinidate the most
courageous United States official who Il
guilty himself of the very offense, nay
worse, for which he is so zealously wag-
ing war upon the Mormons. This ludI-
crous side to the Mormon question can
not butset people thinking of that pro-
Iiic saying of Him for the love of whom
these exemplary United States marshals
are supposed to be enforcing the laws
of the land against the horribly bad
Mornons, as recorded IN his admirable
sermon on the mount: Thou hypOcrit,
first cast out the beam out of thine own
eye, and then shalt thou see clearly TO
cast out the mote out of thy brother S
eve
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-12-02
PERSONAL.

]. Fox, of Moroni, is purchasing in
Salt Lake. tlEa
J. marriott, of Sandy, was seen on the
streets yesterday.
BIsHoP E. HOLMAN. of Sandy, was in
town on Tues6ay.
Mr.. AND MIS-. GEORGE ATKIN. Of
Tooele, are in town.
ALBERT WHITE. the rustler from
Sandy, is in the city.
JOHN HAFEN, the SpringVille artist, is
in town on business.
II. E. BOOTH, of Grantsville, is among
the visitors to the city. % Ii
BENZ. GREEN, of Draper, made trip
to Salt Lake on Tuesday.
A. G. SUTHERLAND and wife, OF Provo.
are guests at the White House.
SIDNEY STEVENS, of Ogden. was among
the visitors to Salt Lake yesterday.
CHARLES NELSON, of Blake. Utah, is
among the arrivals at the White House.
SUPERINTENDENT EVANS, of the Malad
Coop, was visiting city merchants yes
terday.
J. T. FARRGR the Blake City mer-
chant, came up from his bailiwick on
Tuesday.
V. BIERBRowER, Assistant District
Attorney at Ogden, came to the capital
yesterday.
BRfANT STRINGAM was looking alter
the interests of the Bountiful Coop. on
Tuesday in this city.
J. G. FOWLER, the commercial man of
Denver and New York, is registered at
the Valley House.
SIGEoR d. DE VIvo, acting manager of
the Emma Nevada Concert Tour, is a
guest at the Valley House.
THOMAS E. MARRIOTT and wife, of
Sandy, were preparing for Christmas
trade by suitable purchases, in this city
yesterday.
T JULES GRAU, manager and proprietor
of the Grau Opera Company, arrived
from the east last evening, ahead of the
company, and is at the Valley House.
HoYT SHERMAN, who succeeds w. c..
Borland as U. z. Passenger Agent, will
not assume the duties of his position
until the 18th. He. goes on with the
excursion to California, and returns to
Des Moines, Iowa, for his family.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-12-02
TURNING THE TABLES.

The Pittsburg Leader, one Of the old
and influential papers of that city. is
among the journals Of the country that
can afford to be fair to the Mormons.
In its last issue sto hand we find this
editorial comment on a proceeding in
this city which is striking terror into so
many antl-Mormon hearts:
5 The Mornons have turned the tables
on the governments rather neatly nv
resortlng TO the same tactics EMPLOYED
By the government officials in Utah to
catch up" offenders OF the Edmunds
law in the church of the Latter-dav
Saints On Saturday evening last Oscar
VandeTcOok, a UniIed States Marshal.
notorious for his indefatigable exertions
to appTehend and uncompromising IN
h efforts TO punish Mormon offenders
OF the law, was arrested by the Nor
mon police IN Salt Lake CITY on a
Charge OF Illicit cOhabitadon witt
prostitute. The arrest v
under = city ordinance, the penaliA
~ the violation OF which s.
$1D Gre and 100 days Imprisonment
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-12-02
tudc. .

The NASHVILLE american shows how
the Republican party protected" one
industry out of the country. It saws
1.-THE condensed milk industry may re-
call to mind the efforts of certain men
to establish the centre of the world
production in this country. 1t was
thought that our vast territory, adapted
to stock raising and furnishing every
necessary element for the supply of
milk, would be its suitable home. But
it was found that the tariff tax on the
sugar which it was necessary to incor-
porate with the milk, as well as the tax
on tin cans, neutralized all such adyan-
tages, and the industry immigrated to
Europe heff
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-12-02


4 GENTLEMAN now in an eastern city
writes to friend in Salt Lake as fol-
lows, which the lamented Artemus
Ward would have called SARCASTIC:
Il see by the kilograms this morning
that U. S. Deputy Marshal and Com
missioner have been arrested for U. c.,
or something of that nature; out then
l have no idea they will be punished
and perhaps they will not be prosecuted
and Idon't think they ought to be. The
Edmunds law was intended for Nor
mons exclusively, and it is a
shame to annoy any Gentiles when they
stray from the path of marital recti.
tude -