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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

4 Young man living IN Louisville Nv,
claims that he las discovered 8 new
principle in mechanics. by means Of
which he can multiply the power OF any
motor without loss OF motion. The
working model is thus described. On a
chair stood an ordinary wAite-woOd
box. with a shaft from one side, at either
end of which was attached iron cranks
of equal length set ceutenng on each
other. he first gave an illustration OF
the power of the machine by attaching
a five pound weight to L crank and a
tw~eIve-pound weight to the other at an
equal elevation from the floor; then let
ting both loose, the lighter weight
raised the other to the height OF the
crank. On being questioned, the IN
ventor said, Il am not sssSm-c1glne2r
by trade, but nave spent much time in
studying the applications OF all kinds Of
power. Sixteen years ago, l conceived
the idea Of multiplying power without
any loss Of motion. I have worked on
different plans for sixteen years, but
could never get the idea that would give
NE the result until q short time ago, and
it is SO simple that I am actually
ashamed of it. [ know that the pr,nci-
Die is correct and that it is original. l
have examined over nine hundred at
tempts IN the same line made by other
inventors without having attained the
object they aimed at, There are but
three pieces TO the attachment, and
they can be fitted to any stationary,
locomotive or marine engine IN a mSl-
ner that will increase their working
power over 3 hundred and twenty five
per cent. without any loss Of motion.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

uFreekles appear TO be gradually
diving out as far as Philad"lphia Is c'1'
cerped. remarked a prominent medical
man Of that city as he sst 10 ii, ONO,
and ebatted with q reporter. IN o""
DAYS ne continued, there are moi
nearly as many cases Of such facial dee
oraftSus brought to my attention l3'
treatment as there used TO be
.,Why surely people don't 90 to sue
doctors TO have treckles remover "'
Ihey?" queried the scribe.
Indeed, they do, many OF theh,
that is. as l was Just saying, many ui
them used to. but now they either az"
not mind being freckled, or the iteoA
les are not as layishiy distributed ny
Dame Nature as they once were, or
perhaps they are the fashion now 'or
all ! know.
81 uppose that a majority OF snch
pot1epfs are women. ale they nOtY
ssYes. Almost all of them are women
and girls. In fact / don't recall o
than two or three cases IL my practice
where a patient vino come to nave
freckles removed was a man, and ali OF
cases occurred several years ago
such case / remember distinctly,
for il amused me a good deal at the time
The man was about 80 years old. strong,
healthy in every way, and lived some
where in Delaware county. de was
avfulIy freekled: bad great big ones AS
big AS a cent all over his face and neck,
but was otherwise q very Dlce LOOKING
He came IN Il morning and
asked me if l could do anything for
him. and then hlushiugly couided to
me that o girl had promised TO marry
linn if he could get rid Of his treckles.
He said THAI she was very pretty, ana
was afraid OF catching them from him
she became his vile.
Did YOU manage 1t for him?
Eyes. but it took a good smile, and
me invited me to his wedding, too. he
has three children now, and two OF
them are as picturesquely d~lstgured as
their father once was.
Most Of my freckled patients have
come to me in the autumn, and want to
get nd of the spots that have been
caused by exposure 70 the sun ahG
wind at seashore resorts during the sum
Such cases are comparatively
easy to manage"
s'What do you prescribe.
"a careful application Of the ONT
ment of the oleate Of copper on gong
to bed, and the ointment should he
made by dissoIging the oleate OF copper
in enough oleo-palmIte to make A mass.
1 would not advise any Il to use 1t,
however, unless a physician was first
consulted on the subject"
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He looked like a dude and apparently
had not enough strength to hurt a fly;
but he got into a dispute with a street
car magnate, the magnate became abus-
i've and the angry patron of the COM
pany suddenly shot out his right hand
and landed the magnate on his back.
Too much amazed to get angry, the
official picked himself up and humbly
asked:
GLOW under the canopy did you get
such strength in your arms?'
changing for twenty years on to
your street car straps" was the chilling
reply"
No charge for the moral.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Hiram D. Maxfield, formerly of Sill
yer Springs, II. l., has no doubt about
the wonderful curative powers of Kid
ney-Wort. He was SO afflicted with
Kidney Complaint that he could not
stand on his feet from pain and weak
ness. As soon as he commenced using
Kidney-W Ort he experienced immediate
relief and at once began to grow strong
and was relieved of all pain and I'M
p-lessantness. He says: "I knoaO / have
been cured by Kidney-Wort.'
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nnrse IMAM rirenrms.

The editor of an Omaha paper. ID
commenting on several cases in that
city where children died from the effects
of taking cough syrup containing NOR
phia, remarks that opiates, poisons and
narcotics are more dangerous than IRE
arms. Mothers should note this and
furthermore that different Boards OF.
Health, after making careful analyses,
have certified that the only purely veg
etable preparation of this kind, and one
that is in every way harmless, prompt
and effective. is Red Star Cough Cure.
Mayor Latrobe OF Baltimore, and he
Commissioner of Health, have publicly
endorsed this valuable discovery.
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of either sex, however induced, speedily,
thoroughly and permanently cured. Com
ulioated and obstinate cases OF blood taints.
n GERS. distinctions, unnatural discharges,
exhausted vitality, premature decline,
nervous, mental, and organic debility, vari-
cocela. hvdrnceIe, diseases of PROSTATE
Gland kidneys and bladder, piles, ~fstulas
and r%11pture. AL permanently cured. Staff
of twelve expert specialists in constant at
tendence, constituting the most complete
o~raBization Of medical and surgical skill
in America. Send history of case and adj
dress forillustrated pamphlet of particulars.
Worlds Dispeusary Medical Association,
Buffalo, n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

BEEF SOUP. Take 5 pounds of round
steak and a small beef bone; put in
cold water; when it comes to a boil,
skim it: then put in the salt, aud the
following vegetables: Q carrots, l tur-
MP, a branch of parsley, 5 stalks of cell
cry, l tomato; boil slowly six hours,
and just before serving out put in a la
~biespoonful of burnt sugar. The vege-
tables are taken up carefully and used
to garnish the meat platter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

ZONE evening Rosecrans came to me
and said in a droll way: I wish you
would take me over and introduce me
to that Dutchman On guard at the fur
ther gate. He stops me whenever ] at
tempt to come in after dark, and when
/ explain that [ am Gen. Rosecrans he
always exclaims: "Dot Is too thin. Any
body can say dot to me. / vas not been
a soldier for notings. If you was Rose
Grams why you not have the counter
sign, hey?" l think / ought to be IN
troduced I o him. After the matter was
explained the Dutchman yielded the
point, but always contended that Rose
Grams was wrong"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Col1red glass Is Of two kinds: One
kind colored throughout the whole sub
stance and called pot metal, ana the
other colored only on Z side and gen
orally called coated glass, Red Or ruby
glass is almost invariably coated gas;
the other colored glasses are generally
pot metal, though they are also made IN
coated glass. The use Of enamel colOrs
marks a glass painting Ia work perfect
by tue aid OF fire. TO have been executed
not earlier than the middle Of the six
teeuth century, but if tue glass has also
been cut with the diamond the produc.
tion Is Of no earlier date than the sey,
enteeuth century.
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DIR. RAILWAYS
REGULATING PILLS

The Great Lirer and Stomach Remedy.
Perfectly t~asteless, elegantly coated, purge, regu-
late, purify, cleanse and strengthen.
DR.. Railways Pills, for the cure Of all disorders
Of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bla1-
der, Nervous Diseases, Loss of Appetite, Head
ache, Constipation, Costiveness, ind gestion, Dys-
pepsia, Biliousness, Fever, Inflammation OF the
Bowels, Piles, and all arrangements Of tie In
ternal Viscera Purely vegetable, containing no
mercury, minerals, or deleterious drugs.
Price, ~ cents per box, FOLD by ell druggists
READ FALSE AND TRUE"
send a letter stamp to DIR. RADWAY h co,
No. 80 Warren Street, New York. ~ InfOr-
mation worth thousands viii be sent to you.
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A COLD of unusual severity which 1
took last autumn developed into a diff
Guilty decidedly catarrhal in all its char
acteristics, threatening a return of my
old chronic malady, catarrh. One bot
tie of Ely's Cream Balm completely
eradicated every symptom of that pain
full and prevailing disorder. e. w.
Warner, 165 Hudson ST., Rochester,
N. y.
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No charge for the moral.

WIND USELESS said
the venerable Brother Gardner as he
brought the proceedings of the Lime
Kiln Club to a close The other evening,
remember. as we ~percoIate ~homewards,
dat while a pusson may have a voice
like a tornady an a mouth like a wood
shed, de man who winks wild his left
eye allus gets de bes' glass of sody wa
ter
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Fmsr THRArRIcGL STAR-"Ob, my
darling girl, how glad l am 10 SEQ you
looking so well. I haven't seen the pa
pers yet. Wa your new play last night
a succees?"
Second theatrical star-"No, dear. IT
was a dismal failure"
ffNo s~udience?'
"Un, the audience was very large,
but everything fell fiat and the people
began to leave at the end of the second
act"
"Too bad, too bad; but then, you
know, my dear. / warned you against
that new dressmaker."
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-Four SCORE YEARS AND TEN have not
seen the equal of Ely's Cream Balm as
a remedy for Ostarrh, Cold in the Head,
and Hay Fever. 1t works like magic,
giving relief at once, and permanent
benefit. A thorough treatment cures
the worst cases. Apply with the finger
INTO 6he nostrlls. Price 80 cents at
druggists. 60 cents by mail. Ely Bros,
OYepo. n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

IMPERIAL RIcE.-Boil three table
spoonfuls OF rice, picked and washed
clean, in n pint of milk. with sugar TO
taste, and a piece OF vanilla. When
quite done, put it into a basin to get
cold. Make a eustard tn a gill of
milk and the yolks OF our eggs; when
cold mix it with the rice. Beat up into
a froth a gill of cream with some sugar
and 8 pinch of lsinglsss dissolved in a Int
tie water; mix this very lightly with the
rice and custard, fill d mould with the
mixture, and set it on ice, When mod
erstely iced, turn it out, and serve with
any cold jam or sauce, or, in summer,
stewed fruit, around it.
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TACT. Some men have tact. Said
the bridegroom who didn't wish either
to offend his bride or die of internal dis
turbance: my dear, this bread looks
delicious; but 1t is the first you have
ever made. 1 cannot think OF eating it,
but will preserve 1t to show to our chill
dren in after years as n sample of their
mothers skill and deftuess."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

B07pes Of PrehtstOr5c Aniatats, -
Some interesting discoveries have been
made IN Florida by Professor Lawrence
johnson OF the United States Geologic.
Survey. just south o. Alaehua county
line ne found several specimens and
skeletons Of animals which relatively
belong to a not far distant period. IN
piles, and somewhat mixed, there were
the remains OF a mastodon, twoor three
specimens Of the ~rhinOceros, q large
stag, a camel, fully "a large as the Ara
oian camel, but in structure more allied
to the llama; also a tapir very much IKE
the South American tapir, which lives
in swampy places. two teeth 0f some
carnivorous animal allied 20 the tiger
and panther; u set Of teeth and bones
Of a hippopotamus; several c-rosoGLes
or alIigatoEs, and iunumerabls other
bones not identified Apparently the
territory Of Aiachua was at one time
Was a large fresh water lake
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

FROM the home of De Bull comes a
young lady, Miss Magda Bugge, who
can torture the piano, it is said, as flu
emily as Ole could the fiddle. Norway
seems to be the birth place of music.
Miss Magda is not the only Bugge i'm
ported from that country. Most of
them come ove in the steerage, how.
ever, and omit tine final ''ge."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

In order TO enrich the blood, and thus impart
fresh vigor 10 the enfeebled system, stimulate
tagging digestion vita the national invigoraut,
Hostetter's stomsch Bttters, which, by mfusing
energy Into the operations OF the stomach, pro-
notes, nay, msures thorough digestion and as
sanitation, and consequent nutrition. A gin TO
appetite, ylgor and nesh. Is inysrlsbly foNnd 70
follow a course Of This deaervedlv popular tonic.
which Is, moreover, a reliable preventive OF msla,
rial feNsn fur sale by AL Druggists and DeA-e {
nazaaxaks
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

VIRGINIA Conn BREAD.-Break into a
bowl 2 eggs, adding a tesspoonful of
soda and twice as much salt. Beat
them well. Stir into this mixture a
pint Of sour cream or buttermilk, then
add a pint of corn meal and stir to a
smooth batter. Pat into a small bak-
ing pan a piece OF lard about the siz OF
an egg; heat it to a frying heat on the
top OF the stove. Pour IN the batter,
place the pan inside the stove and bake
| quickly.
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unless caused by lack Of sleep or from over
eating, is a symptom Of disease. II it be
accompanied by general debility, headache,
loss of appetite, coated tongue and sallow
complexion, you may be sure that you are
suffering from ~ihonsnes ana consequent
arrangement OF the stomach and bowels.
Dr. Pierce's pheasant P~urgatiye Pellets"
are a sure cure for all ailments of this ma
ture. They cleanse and purify the blood
and relieve the digestive organs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

THE IRISH QUEsTIoN.-A famous tenn
perauce agitator surprised his son, a lad
Of fourteen. in the act of attempting to
extract the cork from a whisky bottle.
'cWhat are you doing there2" he asked,
Indignantly. Father" returned the
how. plncidly. 81 cannot tell a lie; I'm
irving to solve the Irish question
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"For nearly a whole year L was an inva-
lid, a living, powerless subject OF the most
dreadful of ali diseases, kidney complaint
! commenced taking HUNTS kidney and
Liver] REMEDY and began 10 improve,
used eight bottles and to-day consider my
self as we'll as eyer."-Mrs. l.. W. Clark,
109 Main ST., Hartford, Conn.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

"WHAT is it, my children" exclaimed
the temperance advocate, ''that causes
me- TO ignore home ties, neglect their
families, stay out until after midnight
and get mp with a bad headache in the
moruing?"
II know" shouted the little son of a
Congressman,
"Well, my little fellow, tell the 9TH
ers what 1t is"
"Polltics."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

HOUSE CLEANrNe,-Now is the time
to clean q the unsightly objects that
have gathered in the dooryard during
the winter; remove broken branches of
trees, pieces of wood, boards, bones,
etc. Clean out the cellar, removing all
the decayed and decaying vegetable
matter, and sprinkle copperas. chloride
of lime, or common stone lime over the
floor until the air Is made sweet. If the
drain is not clear, see to it; and if the
sink drain is foul, take one fourth of a
pound of copperas and dissolve it in a
gallon Of water and pour in. Bad odors
from cellars, drains slop-holes, privies,
ETC., generate fever and many other
maladies to which flesh is heir. A few
cents expense now may ave large doc
tor bills in future.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Bsg@ ALL LADIES SHOULD KNOW THAT
hoods, ~scarfs. ribbons and all fancy
articles can be made any color wanted
with Diamond Dyes. All the popular
colors. 10c. at druggists. None equal
them. Wells, Richardson & Co., Bur
iington, vi.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

COUNTING CONsTRUCTIoN.-H Higgins Is
quite an amateur IN music, and the
other evening favored his friend Sprig-
gins with an operate gem. SPr'gglns
Thought he would say something pleas
ant, 80 he remarked: ''Higgins- my boy,
voice ought to be cultivated. Ana
Higgins didn't take it the right wey AZ
all. aud they don't speak now.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

When you visit or leave New YORK CITY, save
baggage expressage and 50 carriage H~ire,andslop
at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand zen
lral Depot.
GOO elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost OF one
million dollars. 81 and upwards per Gay;
European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied
with the best. Horse cars, stages ami eieVatel
railroad to all depots. Families can hve letter
for less money at the Grand Union hotei 'uan "N
any other nTst-class hotel IN the CITY
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09
AGRICULTURE.

CUTrTvArIoN OF OATs-Nev varieties
/ OF oats are constantly Introduced. T3ev
have a run OF popularity for a few vesrs.
and some other candidate takes their
pnce. The truth OF the mstter Is tbie.
Oats grown in a northern locality are
ucttcr than those grown farther south
The tine plan. no matter what variety
you select, Is to get the oats from a. far
mon "a as convenient, and renew the seed
very two on three years. Oats differ
from barley in doing well on sod land
or on almost any land, from black muck
TO the heaviest clay. Oats are grown
so easily that they are not appreciated.
They are a profitable and useful crop
The straw Is goo /, and the grain always
in demand in the market. and always
wanted at home. No farmer ever has
more oats than he knows what to do
with. Really good, heavy oats, how
ever, are scarce. Many of our oats are
a disgrace to us. This is not because
the variety in itself is q poor one. but
because we have grown it too long with
out change Of seed, and have taken no
pains in selecting and preparing the land
for the crop. Late sowing means light
oats. Early sowing, with other things
favorable. means heavy oats and a good
yield. We like to SOW oats on land
plowed the fall previous. SOW as early
in the spring rs the frost is out OF tine
ground-drilled or broadcast as most
convenient, not less than two bushels of
seed per acre. But as we have said be-.
lore, oats are frequently sowed on sod
land plowed in the spring and sown on
the burrows. An implement that will
work the surface SOL without disturb
ing the sod, is what is wanted to pre-
pare the land aud cover the seed, if
sown broadcast. II drilled in, we like
10 follow with a fine toothed borrow,
aud work the surface soil as fine as pos
But do not delay. Get IN the
seed and work the land afterwards or
not, rs the season and other work will
permit.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

That girl of mine is twice as hand
some since she commenced using Car
the World Renowned Hair Re
newer, l would not nave her do with
out 1t for anything.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

PREcAUuoEABY.-Arab Bey to ms
adiutaut before refining for the night
'Y5u lave received the reports from
the different commsnds?'
Adlut8nt-'I have"
Ara6i-' 'Our soldiers are securely tied,
haHd and foot?"
Adjut8nt-''They are"
Arab Mash Allah / shall then
have an army to Hght with IN the morn
ing"
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is one that yields its owner agood pront
through the whole season. but ne
must supply the cows with what they
need IN order for them to be able to
keep up their product. When their
butter gets light in color nc make
it ''gilt edged" by using Wells, h,cn-
ardson & Cos. Improved Butter Color,
1t gives the golden color OF june, s-o
adds five cents per pound to the vaiue
OF the butter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09
Nearly All The Troubles

of both sexes, that are not sufficiently Sc
we're or pronounced to have a NAME, but
which If not taken care of, develop into
something serious. have their III
arrangements of the liver and kidneys.
HUNTS kidney aud Liver] REMEDY
never fails.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

FUNNEL CAKE.-lt is called funnel
cake for the reason that IN olden times
they used to mix it and then pour it
through a funnel in the melted lard; but
l use a pitcher, which L think more
convenient. One and One-haIf plnts of
sweet milk, two eggs, a little salt, one
teaspoonful OF soda, flour enough to
make a thin batter, and pour this from
a pitcher in boiling lard; pour in round
circles and a few times across to hold
the rings together, and when brown lay
on 8 plate and sprinkle with sugar and
lay a pan over to let them steam.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

We HAVE used Ely's Cream Balm IN
hone for nearly two years. and lind
1t the best medicine we have ever useo
for colds or catarrh.-J. q. Vassehn'
Covlngton, TIoga CO., Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09
To Railroad Men.
"

LOWELL, May 4, 1888.
'tFor six years I had kidney disease with
pain in back and hips. 1 improved on one
bottle of HUNTS kidney and Liverl
REMEDY and two bottles cured me.
H. Blanchard, Boston q Lowell Il. r.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Beeson's Aromatic Alum Sulphur soap is
used to prevent, cure and heal skin diseases,
and to secure a white, soft and beautnul
complexion. 25 cents by Druggists OF oS
mail. D~reydoppel, philadelphia fa''
Manufacturer
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

1t is the part OF a prudent man TO
coneiliate the minds of others, and to
turn them to his own advantage.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

How CLUMSY you arel" said the mis-
tressH at the table, as the waiter split
the sauce over a guests rich dress.
There won't be enough ssaee to go
round now.~
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Birth, wealth, beauty, talents, may
constitute eligibility for society. but to
be distinguished in it, persons must be
admired for admirable, and liked for
agreeable, qualities.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

IT's DE odd circumstance dat ketches
de man on de hip. We generally knows
how to handle de circumstances whnt
amt odd, case we know dar tricks. l
neber wants ter box wild er lef handed
man o rassle wild er bow-legged pus-
son,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

THROAT DISEASES commence with n
Cough, Cold, or Sore Throat. "Broon's
Bronchial TrocheS" give immediate relief.
Sold OftLu in bO1eS. Price % cts.
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on Pain
Plant blackberries early.

Cures collie, cramps, diarrhna; externally for
aches, pains, spratns, headache, neuralgia, rhel-
matlsln. For man or beast. 30 and sos
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

When all so-called remedies fail, Dir.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Cows require special care. The
greatest mischief is done by over-feed-
,ng COWS before they come IN, by which
the natural tendency to fever at tins
period is aggravated and milk fever and
garget are pro&uced. Those diseases
become much more frequent since
the use OF cotton seed neal. This is Il
dangerous food and should be used with
the utmost caution. The cotton plant
has some very active medicinal proper
ties: the bark Of the root is dangerous
drug and the seed seems to be
thing ike the root. This caution is
we'll worth needing. No COW should be
lei any grain for four weeks before
caiving and nothing more than hay and
no meal for five days after she comes
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Methods and details of management
are OF slight importance in comparison
with the central purpose of the nation,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-09

Some peoples hearts are shrunk in
them like dried nuts. You can hear
en- rattle as they walk.