The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-24
twTr AND PLEAS ANrRY.

boys lag asek. Already the benefits OF
DemoclStic administration are visible.
That titled him-Mssher: "Ah.h, permit
me TO e4o rt you, ladies9" Ladies: Ger.
ialnly; 3sere just going to get some oysters"
DO bd or girls make the most nose2 Is
the latett conundfum. Torn q moueo into
school. 4 ON. and IL will he settled so quick
Ii will AXE your head swim.
so 4 r. slmrson is msrrisd" observed
Miss ESwp. "Iss' piled Miss De Silva,
he msrNei that cdious little Ml.s Smith /
met th:r ont walking ,es'eidav.' What
did YOKE, % Il congratulated her.
TIE & hi-ot has fallen en- wedding tours
.'rd eoSo siizsrlsnd" I'D go 10 Italy"
.For ny psrt," said Mile ra.a. II shouldn't
nlind = bore We vents long as there were
ptntysf tunnels'
"whlt a fresh com pexion Miss b. has"
said q - ntlemsn To young lady ~ a party.
"Y0 Replied The lady. Who va, q rival OF
Mrs B{s. 1T IL quite earls In the evening
yet, VA know, aud IL hasn't had time 10
diy."
"WiH Won have spring bottoms to those
uousef said the city tailor % he took bis
countfS customer's measure. well, l rsth.
u suesS rot va, the ,eply. Scoring hsz
got 90 along you may rs well make sun.
ner Bottoms TO en-
"A q eniist tays that the way TO sleep IL
to thif1 of nothing" read Mrs. Smith In b
newsp 1,er. III that be true | should say
that "a would sleep All the time, dear
sald hi husband. mo donbt. Mr.. Smith,
for q ink . great deal Of you"
Thirls one would rather have left unsaid
-Miss5 Constance: I'm 30 glad you think I've
impro4sd Ia my playing OF that nocturne OF
yours, yderr Bsmolskil hope to be perfect
In II NJ xt time We meetl Herr b. (eallAntly):
Achl kfss Gonschdance. / hope vs shall
meet lh.ore zatl-Punch.
~ hksr your wifs's LETT You, Mr.. Blia.'
"Ys-af Rams gone" LEFT for good?"
"Yss +, 'Riah's ltf: for goodn "Don't 4.
make }ou feel kind OF m xious2p mo; 'Rlah
was q s~oman OF strong determination. l
Amt tot no anxieties. She won't coms
pack. y Detroit Free Press
Her yc.'e was harsh and she jawcd all day,
Iill thf man was crazv, rs one may say.
From CON TIL night Il vas chin, chin, chin,
And pfple who couldn't help hearing tho din
KNEW Sen that the man had a cross 10 bear,
Aud n oiied IN the midst OF hts wild despair:
Aud vi ii all her faults / would love her still .
II vfs unladylike for her TO make such
remark, bat after her hearing her lord and
mastes contIr ualiy Dragging about his moth.
er's . oking Won couldn't blame her for
sskin him how II happened, II his mother
was yoh coed cook, that her son was per.
mittsy to leave her hands only halt baked.
Ch,eley wanted TO give Claraa present,
but {uldnt make Mp his mind what IL
shculf he; so tho next time he called he
lIanlSy told her thu difficulty under VIII .ch
hew lsborpg., Want 10 make me pres.
suissS sstonishment. "why,. Charley, 700
forgery oprsef," Charley took the hint and
olieftS himself on the SPOT.
Bafsy Sullivan, the Irish tragediau, was
rlsyilg I'm Richard ILL.," soms years ago at
sbIsJsbuIy, 10 England; When the actor
kinee km for horie some one Ia the pit
eallst; ou'. "Wouldn't an ass DO for you, Mr..
Suiii an9' Yes" r. sponded the Or age iap,
tunisg quickly on the intsrrupter, please
con eirout 10 the sisge door,"
What hower 10 your favorite, Mis? sid
aGlope Village dude who wore ten can't
~ ssSs promsasdsd sish = sscond street
girl ~ the Crichsters' ball ard endeAvorsd 10
mak3a horal mash. well, Mr.. -. the
oniy;io care for Is pure white deur-
that \ hieh ma buys by tue barrel. and which
rsmiecs me OF some men ! know In being
unpyment.and pastry unless we'll bread"
The sude went out TO see map.
NJ eniverly Is the wife OF the Captain of
New York militia company. She attended
areSiew not long since At which her hus.
tanc Was the commanding ofil,er. Mrs.
Snivvily laughed all The way hone, and
WHEEL. after she got hons. shs was asked
what was the cause Of her merrimsnt, ths re.
piled. 1T wss the funniest thing In the
worl1 to Tee nv husbard. who never dared
open. his mouth NJ home ordering all those
men ebout, ana tney uoihs ust what he told
them to do"
Di$ you ever hear two married women
take leate of each other at the gate on mild
evening" This IL how thev do IL. "Good-byl
Gocd.by como down and see rs SOON" II
will: Goodbyl Coed BY Don't forget to
come soon." No, won't Don't You for.
get 10 come up" ~ won't. Be sure and
bring Sarah Jane with you next time" II
will. Id have brought her mp this time. bat
she wasn't very we'll She wanted 10 come
awfully." Did abe now? That was too bad
BE sure and bring her next time" ~ will
snd you be sure and bring baby" 81 will.
1 forgot to tell you that he's cut another
TOOTH" You don't say So How many ha'
he nowe' Five. 1t makes him awfully
cross" 81 dare say IL does this hot weather.
well, gocd-by Don't forget TO come do wn. "
mo Won't. Don't you forget TO come up.
Gcod.by." And they separate.
why He swore.
"A farmer In Victoria Comfy Taxaa had