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COMMISSIONERS, Sale.
a -WHEELINGFTYE

rJALEOF U111la ~ - f7tf
y PR ~, 49, ITsa hat he unastItsf1 a.
lgdoe = =, - SSt.sintOd b an otdintaee g tae
sG1nil.on.:t; IL stiiISd Hln ordnance % pre-
Gg " j.15s Gnd SAle Of bond g me 81. ~ y.
va ~ "a i Known ~ bondt eI - ~ ~, -.
v ;e;tsSdoa md P;;y,siS. c,ty Treasuty q
es1Ga Gno q !. IA ~ the TOten Of nd Gty On
s. ~ e1y d Nay, lssS' WI On
HsN s,TrRpAY, JULY II, A. D.ISss,
49,. ~ . o'eloek 4. \. and ; o'clock
bsrssen ~ S q tSs Ohio VALLEY. IN ne ely
II, u the ~ "a reoaiTe lids IN whiting igf
4 NbeeAns ~ ~ eity, authorized BY aid ordi.
"a ~ eo 90 S,oo1nt 81 slS6Wo, one henafea
1EDc: thS Organization q nIe hun 1Sa t ~
thssS InA the temAindet q 49, ~ - 6ttt dSY
- th0oen19 Ia nSTabIe On OF before me nrt
4 joy, 4 n M, d TIE Bank Of the pnlo
eGI q IEI' tH,srsSt ii the nate o. eve pefoent ~
TENEJ, w NE.biS annually On the ant Gay o1 9nly,
Isoun ID al The Grst day q July "a 49, "a
~ - until d1ne!ndinS ns rs ntaI:r t Srr,
hSaE. @ y "a esch bond: and also e nAny t1ote
N GtiAcnto S,,TboTtlJ1 b. Isid ordinance - nay
d Lne po n SddId6a 70 aid az tnS[eQl, y
b pecss,,! ndipT 0rder1 and other noay N. AZ
pAy 49, n ISId city existing y e ,,S, ~.
oS,,s1ro1 o. EIid oidlnA SiIi ~ soid oniy Tor
jeFsi there9n: .s hiddrf, approved b. the under.
oh q me ~ Al "a bonds viii Be sold t9f Las
T. 51s5s Si s:a 'S hi iss ss !. me Sc
a thtfeOo. ~ ,sT1e dav and between the sane
Hnt PIC; ~ tJdS Ii wiling tor and eel eddi
bOgss fr1ts !U';SI,iIi ~ sd ordnance % The
local S;GTO Of The oenomlnAuo1 o o1e
SnO1nI $500 esch. i0E bOadA d AID Guy %
tao1al9o n lana II ls1, but no premium WI %
~ ota y * ne nondS Of sad loan o. lslL
LgstS " sstby advertised ior ba!e AIe any o
~ ne S . .: tAStf j PIi l yIs g.
nd Il Ahy GIISd II SSd ordinance, and neither
- = III ~ IL coupons thereto attached WI %
E1sh e'S S,4stiSu under authority q eaId CITY;
Sass:; sss t S st Es Se sSss sSaa =
py s1ca "a S.Sin1nce N fully paid, the one
~ g All Il ii o. such bonds not paid before
he ssh SAJ o. '1''' 1LRRED CALDWELL
7, p. JERsON,
y O0RBIkk
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~. napdare q the slaoksr.


YES, lisa terrible bondage. Il Is 3
slavery. Yes, ] inhale the smoke, and
then blow It out again. Its very silly. Is
Il not 2 i do the same thing with my
bresth: Away with this useless breath.
Some breaths are much pleasanter iar, far
away. Why do ] smoke cigars Z Because
I an the biggest and therefore the cigar
cannot help itself II q an economical
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Tie best sslye in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Ohilh lans,
Corns and an Skin Erupticnn, and po6i.
lively curea Piles or no pay required. It
Il guaranteed 10 give perfect satisfaetio or
money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by Lo9an q Go. 3.
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Hay Fe.sr,

Ihaye been q great sufferer from Hay
Fever Tor 10 years and have tried various
things without doing any good. Tread Of
the many wondrous cures OF Ely's Cream
Balm and thought would Try once more.
In fifteen minutes alter one application !
wa wonderfully helped. Twoweeks ago
l commenced using il and now ] feel 6n.
tirsly cured. It Is the greatest discovery
ever known or heard ot.-DUaAlsRI CLARK,
Farmer, lee, Mas. Price 50 cents.
=. rnhnhM .
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why Female Loou.ts are the Best.

Philadelphia Ca,t.
Mrs. Garrulous-"o those noisy locustsl
They almost deafen me. What ara they
made for, anyhow
M. G.-"some are not in the least OBJ.
jectionable. Intact, I am partial to them"
.There is more than one kind, then9f
Yes. Males and females"
"Oh, Of course. You like tie females
best, no doubt
Eyes. They are mute.n
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G,0WVISSIONER's SALE OF VAL
[ yTiiBlR REAL ESTATE
. =. Vn,IcIral CouIt Of wheeling.

Vt4sLg RIAL ESTATE
- ,st Municipal Court Of wheeling.
- sn,n,pce Of the authority vested In me By Q
....,s. a ne Municipal Court Of Wheehne' i94ae
oeIsss 49, dIT 81 juDe. ISIS, In suit IN chan.
CIT g ,st,SiS ending In which kmm4 Taylor VIII
* TGTiof. her husband. are pIAintns. an1 vi. Y
ii,n q, Harden and 0thefs arc aeielaA4Ass WY
or TUpDAY. JULY 7, lsss,
,,,neaIag At 10 O'Clock 4. X. se1 Of public ane.
~ ID nc highest and best bidder, ~ tne IIoni
~ " Il 10 COurt HouSe Of Ohio cnunty, Mest
SIStSil, he following descdese parcels o. real
t;1s nIS ri e half 0! lot Numbered thirty
~ ,Itns.e On me south side Of fifteenth ttfeet
Is ne NichSel urahRm addition 70 The CITY Of
M tse b1ildipEI and Improvements thereon.
~ iSrtfolng properly oomprtsed the properly
- ~ isS1Se n he laIe HolSten Harden, and Is
- StjTSbIe property. The Improvements con.
~ u 4 l1npe hrick Dwelling house, with btiek
rIsI nd other outbuildlngs, and in excellent 70
Ps.;,rS-IO, numbered eleven ull In square
,SrSIsTet Eighteen Isl, and the north onAhAlt o.
Il nSra6eFCd twelve (lg IN square numbered
sjSAihen Isl, q dedgnAGed on the InAp Of Ee sne
N5,ISus a The Joseph Caldwell estate, R9d dlfls
Soss tbEFSlrpEn 70 The EAid city Of WheetnE OHIO
sST,tS WeSt vifEinIa: aid property fronting on
- 81 Ode Of kod street, between TEenty'ninih
I'D Iklrtitth streets.
mae i rFrcied on the foregoing property an ele
mi hrcf rtsidtnCe, and e I most desirable
ss1S.sTy. FAD building was erected By Edward
q HirIen u 4 residence, and Is unusually COM
ISS3IouS and well constructed
M REQUIRED by the decree under which this sale
4 q b made that the parcels Of property A1Uve
desenbed Ihall be offered for sale setarAte1y.
TERNS OF aALE-Uut third Of the purchase
.,osST EhGlI be pIid In cash on the day otEale,
IA q much more a the purchasers may elect tn
M: ~ balance shall Be paid in two equal install
81. viii interest from Gay Of sale, II one and
no TcSS from Gay Of sale, respectively, the pur
caissry giving nous for the deferred paymentS
WliA acuiity 70 Be- approved By The eomniNEigntf,
~ b further security the = 70 said paieeh o.
Nd ,hGll be retained until The purchase money
IhIll have bten paid in full and tbs special Com
4. @. BARR,
Special Commissioner
lhereSJ certify that bond has been gwen By the
IbOTH named spa CiAl Commissioner IN me ABOVE
entitled cGuse u required BY law.
TH0AAS u. DARRAH,
ClEt Of the Municipal Court Of Wheeling.
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ChfsS Cafiey Co,
Atlanta, Ga, April Is, ISIS.
CAUTION.

consaners should not confuse our spcdae WITH
the NUMEROUS limitations, substances. fOtAAh and
nerIury mixtures which arc gotten up 70 sell, not
on their own M riL but on The merit Of our RENE
md they thftye only as theyelu steal hon the Ar
tiCle inflated.
FOR sale by al druggists
TfeA1Ite on blood and Ska DifeHeI mailed freq.
THg SWITT sPDCITIc Co, Drawer ], Atlanta, Ga,
n. Y, lS7 W. I'D street ty2p4E
Fdrs sale by Logan d Co. and IGughiin BroS q 20.
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IL no other medicinal preparation have
the results Of the most intelligent study
and scientific inquiry been 90 steadily and
progressively utilized as in Ayers safsa-
parilla. It leads the list Is q truly scion.
titie preparation for al blood diseases,
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DR.. A. Atkinson, Prof.. Maleria Medica
and Dermatology, in College Of Physicians
and Surgeons, Baltimore, Nd, says: at
makes pleasant drink, aud Is one Of cur
best TONES in the shape OF the phosphates
in soluble town. 1Ihs4w
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Atlanta, Ga, Aptills 1855.

Lem Ydaendoa has ben in ths employ Of the
GheES Cariey Company for some yeGfS, and ] know
tie above statements 70 be tue Al the time he
bCEaE taking Swiii's Epectae be VS. II hnTIthl.
with s s. 8. was undertaken b! phyIe.an attcI
several othets had declared his eate 70 be hope.
IeEly ineaTable He took nothing but 8. s, &. and
has been - sound a. q new dollar for seTeEal
month"; IfeCRId his cure almost mincul0GK
W. b CROSBY, Manager.
ChtsS Cariey Co, Atlanta piThinn.
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The belle Of Mulberry street boosted
that her brother had graduated tromth
Reform School,
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Mr.. jerks Is Assistant Secretary Of the
Interior. This makes him Second High.
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In few more centuries there viii be
only four kings left. The 'tAlmanach de
Gotha" will be pack Of cards.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1885-07-07

What do the ducks sayi France? "Je
ne sails quoi-quot. qnot:quoi!"
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gM ICiALnWRL.I,

he,esy certify thAt ,hs Ssovs named special
CoAutsti6Ner hAS giTon bond aud security q 10
0ltioa b law. THOMAS u. pARRAat
leiS Cleff al Glia G61rt
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Knew Latin.

NtF I0FE sun. ~ -1-|
A Boston young lady was picking her
way in front Of partly finished building
when bricklayer up in the seventh story
shouted in stentorian tones;
"Mortw
"Hush," she exclaimed with a shudder,
at the came time clasping her escort by the
shoulder and turning deadly pale. Ibid
you not hear voice say Death z
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Tho Farmers B,undsr.

A proninen. florist is about % start a
Dahlia Paper.
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ghe GtteLLiaenles.
THE TaIRDPARrY.

0tbset Nos. 20 had - Rourtsentais Street.
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gfeket Aaettt.

ONLY $500. ~s-.5
The large Iron stelmshlp s4HANNovERtkH,H 81
tho Allan line win Haze Baltimore i0f Liverpool
Tuesday. Jolly u. Ears only s1to, including
Steward > lee and pFoEiIi0n1I BOT not wine and
- II, 2, HEHRESs',
IA al and mo Market Street.
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CIscnsSl1f. O., July 6-Floar weaker: family
81 2Sai 20; fancy 81 65sa q. Wheat dull;
No: !? red 'e5e; receipts 6lfO bushels: shipments
lso9 bn.Aela Corn Esorger; No: 2 mixed 90
No 20aab!e. fork heavy a SO 50 Lard We L 1t
k2ht 21ac Bulk meats dol; shoulders St0o:
saett NIB sAt0e Bacon easier; shoulders as;
short NIB Is; thoIt clear 64S. whiEky dull Al Is
Butter eksy; ezra creamery ls42soi tGncy dairy
l2Atc, Lthsesd oil neady.a EsaIee suga. hrmer;
had feansd 5GSs{C; New Orleans tasc ;Eggs
ethiet az iq'E.Ie. Chtsee arm mt In light oe.
sand; Ohio luil ereA n factory GAZE. "a
B lIInon. July 6.-whest western lover and
dnll; No. winter nd tpot o; July Sll9c:
august gi,{t.lis{e: aspten6er s1se51fe: October
9g54aSt %; Qeceinber 81 09IssIe6 Corn, western
steady Apa ems western mixed spot sl>Sa5 u;
August e2ssL3l oA1 arm: Wester5 white % z4te:
do laiIed sIlSsc. Provisions Eteldy and; quiet;
mes pork ~ ooal2 8. Lard, refined &c. Ego
quietlt l2Al2sfe Coffee dun; RIO cafeoes, ordinary
% fair zisaiaN = 7l5sIl'
TotKeo, O. July 6.-whsst elo.ed easier and
AetsTs; No . red cash or July sic; August 93efe;
September essfe; oAebsr 49, M. 2t6fI g7a9s55e
Corn easy and quiet: No, sash or July Ise RSEed:
August fg&e Asked; ssptemberto e. oGtInonInal;
no quotations, - n ~. l5sffE ~ :
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EEw YoEk, July Cotton quiet; mIddling up.
laadss lg o. 9tssas, Z i iGtgSs q se 80
OttoGar a,i,e; November aSSe: December $50;
January .eSSci February 10o6c; March 10ISc; AprIl
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MoundsviIls accommodation leaves wheeling ~
Has q m. and GfTiTe8 a. HonndSTiQe a. 12;lS p.
N. daily except sunday.
Warrington Accommodation Al 4:l0p n.
ZGuesVille accommodation leaves MheelIngIi
7:5 a N. and $40 p N. Bellatfe 1t $40 q. N. and
f:lS p. N, daily except Sunday.
10.15 p. N train through 70 Clneinuah without
change with B. q o. sleeper through " Cincinnati.
B. & 20. Sleeping Cars on al through trains.
No. :, leaving Wheeling at 9l5 4 m, arriving u
Cincinnati nt $50 0 N.
Closo connections are mtado fof an points e0pth
and Southwest, North and Northwest making tais
q deEinble IOata for C0lunlSts and peFsons moving
% the great West and % NhJm particular attention
q Given.
Eleeplng car Recommendations can b secured a.
Depot Ticket Once.
Taos q. B0AKH, Ticket Agent B. 4 o. Depot
JOHN n LANE TfaV. RGlkefeef Agent
RI. pEHRLks. 0eneEal Agent Eheellne.
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Asla rhe.paal., One q .hs be.
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Petroieuin.

prnRuRqH, July S.-fluetEatiop In .oE1 to-day
were npld and lATIe. Trading was heavy, and The
excitement Gt tines WGs VeTy great. 1hs mAtl q
opened n ~ after declining tog73fc reacted and
advanced % St0lTS The highest pEiee for many
months GenefaI ceiling % realize E1s then inSng,
weak Il gs1lc Sales o. the day were unusually
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'WHRRLING & PITTsBUR6HDIVI.

b, and Sittr JIEE a. 1ss5. passenger trains win
run a Acknowledging tttnG: ~ -
FOR PtttsbutSh-t:tg Z. m, cas- p. N. daily; 5:sS
q. m, Az p. n, daily except Sunday.
From PittSbnfgh-1ldb q. M, 6:05 5, n, daily
e1eept sund1yi 1ed5 m, daily; e.5 a. n. daily.
Etntn gton-gse5 {. NJ. dAilyt IlsQ5 q. M.
esgo m, daily e1pept Sunday iQ.1b q M, daily.
Q x. IQkD, GenerSi PASSENGER Agent
y. DUNLAP, General snpft
y. J. q. I'M. TfAy. RAA "A. Wheeling.
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In pursuance Of Lhe authority vested In meby .
deere d the above mentioned o0uft, made and
tn.errd IN sid cause on the Sd day OF June, A. D.
lSsS, The undersigned. Q spaciAl commissioner
appointed for The purpose ~ that court In said
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An Open Letter from Rev. nlte IN Hsply 10
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on CRY, Pa, July 6--NatEonRl Transit cert,
noAtss opened at $40; highest q o1SseS lowest
g;s<o; closed at Sse; EAle1 AS16 900 h4Ifels; runs
90 barrels; ihlpmsnts lo2 So barrels charter
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Home Proof

Kidney and Liver Diseases and RhGnnatiEa.-
Suffered teFTihly-aNolh seemed % help me;
could not Get out Of bod. Dr.. smith cured me-
[EPH. PHILLIPS, Wheeling, w. Va.
SCAtAffh, RolypuS Of Nose, Impaired Yolee4-Sui.
tered for yeGi patent medicine failed 70 hsp me.
Ilt Smith Iallt.aa
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Crussar1, o, July 6-cotloa e.sier a. lO5lc.

Dryg Goods. ls.
NERiYoEK, July, 6.-The mlrktt has scttcely re
covered from The three days holiday. Tadlng y
Al branches was very Hsht 4l,lllit
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lhereSy certify that bond has been gwen By the
Eb0TV named spi ciAl Commissioner In The above
'-'''-'4 THOMAS u. DARRAH,
Clerf Of the Municipal court Of Wheeling.
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DITTsBURGH, CINCINNATI & ST.
Ii LOUIS RAILR6AD-PAn Handle B1ute.
fggl s.-4;2
Time table for East and weat convicted 70 Nay
q. 1855 Trains leave Pan Handle station. loot Of
Eleventh street, near public landing Is folloWl,
fsefltral Standard time:
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Going to War in a Pullman.

"Recruits for the Canadian war in
the Northwest are being sent to the
front in Pullman cars,'' says a dis
patch in one of the papers, Soldiers
in Pullman cars! Truely, war is rob-
bed of much of It's glory when soldiers
start for the seat of war IN such luxury.
1t must be an interesting sight to see
a carload of soldiers disrobe for the
night in Pullman car, and roll into
the clean sheets of The berths, and
sleep all night, have their boots black
ed by the porter, get up in the morn
ing and wash in toilet room. and 90
to dining-car for their breakfast. A
soldier would be spoiled for active SER
vice who started out that way. It
was different during our war. Is
there any gentleman within the sound
of our voice who was ever on train
with load of recruits on the way to
the front, any time after 1862? IF so
be remembers that the boys did not
retire on downy beds tile night he
travelled with them. Gracious, but
don't we remember the train-load of
recruits that left Madison in the spring
of 1853 The first soldier that got in
the car kicked txo windows out, stuck
his head out the hole, and called the.
captain OF his company bald-headed
old gutAoogen. The captain sent the
second lieutenant III the car to snatch
the lecru bald-headed, and the of
fcer was seized by the back of the
neck and the pants and showed though
the window onto the depot platform
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so quick he didn't know what his sal
airy was. and the broken glass tore his
new coat off. The cars were loaded,
and so were the soldiers The most
of them were full of beer and cheese,
and they raised merry hades, ripped
up seats, kicked over the stove and
pulled the bell rope after the train got
started, and scared the conductor so
he had fits, by firing revolvers with
blank cartridges at the roof of the car.
y, it was picnic. No discipline. no
nothing, but beer. The boys would
sing and dance, and if an officer show
ed up some one would hit him on the
neck with haversack full of hard
tack, and if he got mad they would
lay him down in the aisle and set on
him. No officer would come in car
with the boys unless he could do as
they did, and howl. Going though
Chicago it took four guards to watch
each soldier. to keep him from stray
ing away and taking in the town, and
getting left. After leaving Chicago
anybody who tried to camp down in a
seat and sleep was court-martialed
and shot in the neck with the cork
from q bottle. It was wild. Three
days later those boys that were so kit
teny went into fight, and how they
did fight! There was discipline enough
then. The officers that had been treat
ed so unexpectedly on starting from
home were looked up to as though
they were emperors, every order was
obeyed, and there was no more mon
key work from that hour. The fellow
who kicked out the car window led a
charge on breastwork, and Drained
with his musket confederate who
was going to shoot the captain be had
called bald-headed guthoogen four
days before. The fellows who left
Wisconsin 80 full of beer that their
back teeth were afloat had got over
having fun, and were taking in the
reality, and they were the best soldiers
that ever lived. They did not go to
the front in a Pullman car, but many
of them came back in Pullmans, as Of
ticers of high rank, years later, some
came back by express, in boxes, and
some of them never came back at all,
but are lying IN rows little distance
from Chattanooga, in the National
Cemetery, with little head-stones
above them, some marked with their
names, others marked "unknown,'
but all waiting for Gabriel to play the
Assembly" on his bugle at the last
great day. A few weeks ago we saw
the graves of some of the boys who
went to the front that day from Madi-
son, in cars that were ventilated by
kicking the windows out, and we felt
that if the boys had not drank the beer
that day and had high old time, they
never would have got a chance, and
we didn't blame them a bit. Going to
war now is different.-PecE's Sa1aa
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Brown Bread and Outlets.

A contented mind is better than
money in a savings bank.
How rapidly time does fly. But not
so rapidly as it will in fly time.
Blessed is the bachelor pastor, for
donation parties troubleth him not.
A couch of the lightest down may
support a heart as heavy as home
made bread.
The city parks look beautiful now
provided the visitor wears pair of
green goggles.
With kerosene oil selling at Is cents
gallon, any fool can afford to use it
for kindling fires.
The most numerous class of men now
working inside of dwellings and Offices
are the miners-the kalsominers.
Somebody wants to know why cir.
cles please the eye. We don't know,
any more than we do why rings con-
troll in politics.
Man is always popping at woman
with the blowgun of his sarcasm, but
it comes her innings when she gets the
bonnet and he is alone with the bill.
;'More light is the watchword of
progress, but more of the opposite
quality in load of coal is what the
people are beginning to demand.
You may sit on pier and fish all
day, early in the season, and not get a
single bite; but if you wait until after
the mosquito season opens you will
have better luck.
HE loved the good things of earth"
the new boarder said; but the old one
simply shook his head with sad, pity
ing look, and amused: ''Poor devil! He
won't find any of them here"
A Chicago lawyer paid a dentist
Sill for professional services on his
teeth. If it costs like that to keep the
attorneys mouth filled what must be
the expense of filling his stomach?
Invisible patching is when a cob.
pier puts a patch on your boot no
larger than a half dollar and charges
SO cents for the job. The reasonable.
ness of the charge is invisible.
If the poor fellow who had only one
talent had thought to put it in a skat-
ing rink instead of hiding it in the
ground, he might have scooped the
other brethren and brought out the old
man.
You can chain boy to well-rooted
tree, or spike him to the floor, and feel
moderately certain for time that you
know where he is; but even then YOU
can't surmise what new devilment he
may be up to.
A good, pious old German, living on
Blue Island avenue, has a class in a
Sunday school. He teaches the schol-
ars that if they are good and pious un-
til the end of life, when they die their
souls will go to Milwaukee.
Don't try to do too much. A Milwau-
kee man undertook to make his wife
learn to eat with her fork the other
day, and now he wears beefsteak on
his eye. The pathway of the reformer
has always been a good deal like Jor-
dan
Origins dreamed the other night
that he was crawling about on the roof
and accidentally came in contact with
an electric light wire which shivered
his teeth and stripped off his toe-nails
quicker than you can sneeze when you
have to. With yell that cracked the
head-board he bounced out of bed
shaking like a boy who had just been
caught in devilment, only to find that
his wife had been trying to use him
for foot-warmer once more. CHICAGO
Ledger.
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The matches consumed in the United States
require wood to the annual value of $3,29s,-
562; the railroads use about So, 600, 900 worth
of wood for fuel and g., 0O0, 600 for ties each
ye ar
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~. We oner an to 10 II. P. Automatic, sparkArrest
ing, mounted Portable Engine, with gin, is IT..
s Harllage, 81 It. track AID ways, Simultaneous
. I've set headblocks. "a inch arbc-, changes
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1885-05-20

!, The president who remained standing during
the the interview listened attentively t. the ad,
gentlemen, as. far IS the Edmunds law was VA,
concerned, . Of course, had nothing
to do with that OF course, it Is nv
duty to see that it is impart1ally admin.
,stered and 50 far as any appointments which
snall make are concerned, I will endeavor to
that the law is impartially administered. The
presidents face broke into a smile as he con
Guided: Il wish you out there could be ike
the rest of U.S."
;, "All we ask" rejoined Mr.. Came sis that
the law shall be impartially administered"
Aou are entitled to that, AID 80 far as am
these matters my attention as early as possible.