Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-18
BRIGHT BITS.

so TO LIE in the ripening grassw exclaims
a newspaper poet He should get himself
| turned INTO a grayestone forthwith Boston
Ir0BScriDt.
A CHICAGO firm is Introducing wooden slip
pers into this country. The small boy is all i'm
sweat for fear that his mother VIII take Il
into her head TO buy pair.-BUrliHgt0n Free
Press.
AT recent ball in FOrestville a new figure
was introduced whioh caused quite a sensa-
ton. 1t was the figure Of an irate parent
who took his son by the car and waltzed him
out Of the ballroom in "a quiCkstep move
meut.-NOrristo1on HeraH.
81 WOULD Ike to leave tho country" SAID
man. but nearly everybody owes me. and !
won't leave on that account Il would like
to leave replied an acquaintance. "hut owe
nearly everybody, ami can leave on that &C
count. - haHSa10 TraeeieT.
scENE-Dentst's Office IN Topeka; beautiful
maiden in chair, dentist and doctor on either
side. Dentist iOquitur:
doctor, the patient rallies, and the ChlOrO
form has given OUT
"Quick the Communicable there! Hand ID
to me (Reads3 The editor Of the Cannon
tosdHh has been frequently asked Fla :
thank God! She sleeps! Saved!-GdaS0S CITY
Times.
ASKED for strawberry cream" said the
lady,eyelng the TefTeshmcnt askanCc. ~ GU We
cot 1t, mum" replied the waiter. But what
makes II look so pale2' 'COChinc8Hs riz.
mum-waY up. can't afford to make 'em any
potter for the money! s.Nercvl7 exclaimed
the lady, Won don't mean TO say that YOU
color your stra wberry cream with cochineal
AT the fashionable places where | am used to
gong they never use anything buC anime
dye. ItS expensive. Of course, but then 1t IL
so DISQUALIFICATION Transcript.
THE Tri-State Construction COMPANY is no
more, Il was organized by a broken down
wheat SPECTATOR in Chicago and he admitted
a grocery CLERK as q si4cnt partner. The
nominal cdpllal was @"'uVl, ou', ana the opect
was to erect bridges, railroads, steamboats,,
and wheat elevators. The pald-uD capital
was 1jc zoe. of which was contributed by the
clerk, and is dead loss. The cause Of the
failure is attributed to the refusal of the
Green Front saloon longer to carry tue Presi-
dent on its slate without old accounts being
squared up VAL Street Ne,0S.
"PRIsoNER,' said his Honor, ''the evidence
Is conflicting, but YOU were evidently drunk
and fine YOU S25'
"Thanks, your Honor" replied the prisoner.
''May | ask n favor of yOu2'
What is it2' said the Judge, good -natur-
eddy.
81 would like some tobacco before 60"
The Judge was taken ahack. but said with
asmile: $40 you prefer any particular kind?'
Yes. your Honor replied the prisoner
with grin. 81 would like my fine cut"
His Honor saw the point and made II $40
PiHs54yg Iele0raoh.
on, for the triI Of the robbins note!
Oh. luI lht scent OF the Clover DiOOmS!-
\ song that never was sung by rote;
scent all unknown in city rooms.
Oh. for the meadow silvery sheen,
right IN the sun and dark ln the shade;
Bin wy depths Of shadoWy green
Where ground birds nests are furtively
madei
Every stone of the pitiless street
/ Weary feet haze fateringiv trOd;
Every flower OF meadow lands sweet
Smileth blessing mp from the sod!
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