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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

llANTEp- GENTLEMEN and lady tea..lg"r>
W not actively engaged. can find somri Iru-
L. Observation-Disclosures. state where interview NAV
be had and address. +. {. DEL Ell. this "lIrr.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

NOR RENT-SiN room house. Good well anG
ciStern Inquire of II. Clanrr. Northrri
avenue, first house east of Limestone str'rt.
Spamf
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14
Miss Ida. daughter or Mr.J.H. Arbo

Miss Ida. daughter or Mr. J. II. Arboga>t.
was the pleased victim al a surprise party
AT the family residence. North street. west
"n Friday evening. The >urpri>cr> and sur
priSesSe> were a. follows: Car Cartmrll.
Min Shepherd, En- kendell. VI. MrCulloch.
b. NorriI. y. Beck. c. Singer. f. Moore,
l.. FaT. .. WilkunSon, II. Icazell. W.
Lupfrr. II. McCulloch. W. Grim. J. Myers.
G. kalbfu>
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14
FANCY AND USEFUL ARTICLES,

suitable Tor holiday gifts. at moderate prices.
An elegant supper served from E-.U tu IL. ~ in
the church parior~. price of supper Er \
special t"wrr and candy department. whore
the luvrlir>t flowers aud pUrr>f aud best uf
New ! ORR aud home made candies Will be sold
at fair profits
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTED-A few respectable hoard"rN %,
W the day or werA. Also dress maxim d"us
in first class style. Miss l.. r. Roberts, : =
Spring street -
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTED D-lmmediately Fifty NOR Sal
W men Men OF good character only ''.t".
pay. Steady work. Address }. Dustin ~ngN
NurserNmau. Rochester, y. !. @Na> 2
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTEn-A first class cook. ln4Wr 90
W Mrs. John II. Thomas, No. 81 Ea>i u -.
street. -ii
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTED-I"0 statesmen at once. Aadr.>-
W Brown Bros. NurseTymen. koche>trr.
\. Sa I'm
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

For neat fitting lady'S or grutlemanS
custom made shoe, 90 Ia Joseph IlrUZa. 81
East High street. Fine work a specially
and a good lit guaranteed. 3gjtf
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

lTANTEp-An active Man or N"mtu IH
W every county 10 sell our goods. SALARY 80
per month and ~ NprU>,>. or commiSsi"n EN
prnS,'S in advance. Outfit free. For tai par
tlcularS address, Standard Silver Wal 'a-
Boston. Mass. STINT
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

NOR RENT-Five room cottage, No. "a 'vdai
/ street Kitchen. cellar. hydrant and cl>t"rI
water. Rent S1.j1. Owner, ,Ieo. A. Dirh..
y Main SItT
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTED-NoUn ladies to buy our - lur
W Kid shoe: other shoe men sell lhes'I a :.
Lynch. 81 W est Main. =" n
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14
FOR RENT

NOR RENT-A new double house, six rnuir>
L an a side. on Chestnut ave. Enquire "i Mr.
T. A. BenneN. Maple ave. "ii
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTEp-A lady or gentleman with small
W capital 10 20 in aS partner IN PaNi'- ''">
mess. Address Capital, this Office. ~
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

r0R RENT-II"use Of five rooms and summ"i
i kitchen. For information call at liz H"ult +
E.ra street 9NIr
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14
FOR SALE.

BOARDING HOUSE AND SALOON at .6 Ey>t
II nfaiA stIr-t- Cndiise OF Du>ihr>s reason l"'
selling r Rueckerk. St
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

The ladies OF the First Presbyterian Church
will give two entertainment, next
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

1TANTED-l ouHg ladies in city or e"unjr, Ia
W work for us Al their homes; iascI ua lls-
employment: no Instructions 10 buy; W"rh can
be sent hN mail distance Uu uhlrCiluu- - L.
81 per wrrk can De made. Nc caHvasSlil-. par
ticularS free. or SampI,. oi work mail-l laI
four crats an stamps. Please address liuBIu
Manufacturing Co. Boston. Mass. T. " Box
lgi6 STINT
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

= :
~ Mali oIIt-rt. Change OF Du>inr>> reason l'I
sa1;nr y RuecL erk SIT
nor SALE-A dwelling house on South Lime
i stone street; one Of the incest locations ~
the city Bound 10 sell: want Ia 20 west. Adj
dress This Office Eu
NOR SALE-Upright style. q Henry r. Mile,
i piano. Address AT once Lock Box ~. -
TOR SALE-Fine family mare. all sound ama
L a first class driver: can be driven by any
lady CaIl on John Wren
nor SALE OR TRAbE-Iw" houses au,. .
L lots. generally known as frtchS SUmmrl
Garden Hall of il Will be sold, too. y ]
Fetch. I'll
DLUMBING-tias steam fitting establish
i mrnt. an old established place having
good trade. Have 10 leave city reason iu.
selling. Apply to J. A. Wagner, Middl'
foyn % pms
EOR SALE-Ladies' fine dress shoe for ;
j other dealers sell them at 81 Lynch.
West Main. lNtf
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14
WANTED

NTA\TEB-A boy for general work aud ~
W >lStlnt painter AT ClarA'> phut"gir ph
gallery. No. IL + Main 81. Springfield. q
Is. T.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTEn-CanyasSer for good selling ar
W ticlr JaIl at ! B. McCullough'> ur''nu
storr. 81 south Market. ~
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

i Kitchen. For lnIOfInatl0u cdII al IL ~WUTT
Race street. M
NOR RENT-Rrick house of seven rooms "I
i Maple avenue. Large yard with choice
fruit VIII rent with or without Stahi"
Terms reasonable. Apply 10 J. 6. Clark. -!
c A Welsh. Il Mitchell block. 2Nu
TOR RENT-Two elegant front rooms, on
i with CRATE and one with stove: both ia o.
nshed. Inquire at No. - North Market 81.
II n
TOR RENT-At y cents per month. a unr.
Il large brick house OF 10 Rooms in China. We
sell YOU a nice dress shoe for s2sh that othyl
dealers want $3.50. Lynch. 81 West Main.
2Sqrf
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

WANTED-Any gentleman cut "t r"Ui y
W mrut 10 call n II. James Hotel and ash lrr
l.. &. Miller. to . a. M 90 10 J.. m. Hmal. rLp
ital 1r credit necessary. Ssm'
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

IANTEp-Tn trade a frSt-class organ Tor 4
W good work or driving horse. Call "u Y j
Hamilton \ 60. Nc f. Main street. II
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

hTANIEb by pushing man with a lew Thou
W sand dollars an interest in some pbNiug
enterprise. " ants g. devote his whole aiIrU
lion. which will be serViceahl.' in any branch
of business. References exchanged. Address
Business. care this oftiCr. -
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-14

NOR SALE-Uprig ght style. 9. Henry +. Mile
+ piano. Address at once Lock Box ~. -
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
Advice 10 aotsers.

Are you disturbed at night aud broken
of your rest by sick child suffering and
crying with pain of cutting teeth? If SO,
send at once and get bottle of Mrs
W1Ksnow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Child
rem Teething. Its value is Incalculable.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer
immediately. Depend upon il, mothers,
there is no mistake about it. 1t cures
dysentery aud diarrh@a, regulates the
stomach and bowels, cures wind collie
softens the gums, reduces inflammation
and gives tone and energy to the whole
system. Mrs. Wsnsloso's Soothing Syrup
for ChsEdren Teeths,eg is pleasan to the
taste, and is the prescription of one oi
the Oldest nurses and and best female
physicians in the United States, and is
for sale by all druggists throughout the
world. Price 25 cents q bottle.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
C o n t a g 10 u S

Diseases are Prevalent all over the World.
u that country contracted a terrible blood
poison, and for two years VAS under treatment
ss an outdoor patient at Nottingham Hospi-
tai, England but was not cured. / suffered
the most agonizing pains in my bones and was
covered with sores all over my body and limbs.
had vertigo and deafness, with partial loss of
which nearly ran me crazy. / lest all hope In
that country, and sailed for America, and was
treated at Roosevelt in this city, as well as by
prominent physician in New York having no
connection with the hospitals.
l saw the advertisement of Swift's Specific,
and determined to give it a trial az a last re-
as l had gone through the hands of the best
medical men in Nottingham and New York I
took six bottles of s. s. 3. and can say with
am as sound and we'll as ! ever WIS in my life.
Il. FRED HALFORD.
New York City June 18th, 1885.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

Major John G. Gsssmap, agent of the
Grow Creek and Lower Brule Sioux, has
been superseded by w. w. Anderson, of
Bardstown, Kentucky. Major Gassman
has long and honorable record as Indian
agent among the Dakota Sioux, yet the
people of Chamberlain will rejoice over
his removal. As whole his admins.
tratlon of affairs has been excellent. He
has never forgotten that he was agent
for the Indians-not for the white men
who surrounded their domain
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

1t has been suggested that the cleo
ton Of Judge Campbell as one of the
United States senators from the new
state of Dakota would antagonize an
element in the democratic party in con.
gress that was not friendly to the union
cause during the late civil war, and
therefore it might be the part of good
policy to select some one else. 1t is
barely possible that consideration of
this character may serve as preteXt for
the opposition of parties who are
anxious to find plausible excuse for
their course; but it is not possible that
the republican party can stultify itself
by permitting an opposition based
upon such pretext Ito prevail.
To set Campbell aside because of his
services to the country during the great
war would be an act of the bssest in
gratitude. With his sterling abilities
generally, and his thorough understand
ing and familiarity with the state project,
his record at an uncompromising union
ist before, during and siuue the great
rebellion, only odds to his claims for
recognition and ought to make him an
invincble candidate. The republican
party can never repudiate the glorious
service 1t rendered to mankind in saw
ing the union from destruction and con-
ferring the boon OF liberty upon an en-
shaved race, and Judge Campbell should
not be defeated by his own party be-
cause he rendered valuable services to
the country during that eventful strug-
gle.
Though it is q part of the plan and
policy of the democratic party, as ma
tional organization, to ignore the acts of
the warriors of '6l-'65 and to cast re-
proach upon their heroic efforts, it is
yet the duty OF the republican party to
| stand by the heroes of those days. Da-
kota, while its thousands OF ex-soldiers
are yet upon the stage of active political
life, will hardly be controlled or affected
by the opposition of the democratic par
ty to one OF its citizens because that cit"
izen was an active servant of loyalty
during the countiy's darSest days.
They will rather meet that spirit of in
tolerance with bold defiance and say to
the ex-confederate powers: "This man
represents our views in 1885 as he rep
resented them in 1861. We make no
apology for our loyalty and We send
to you the tittest exponent of that loyal
ty who has yet developed within the
borders of this great territory"
The cry of self constituted representa-
tives of weak republicanism, that man
| with record as true man should be
| cast aside because his selection is liable
to invoke the wrath of past exponents of
reasonable cause, does not possess the
ring of courageous manhood. 1t is the
appeal Of the time serving sycophant.
Dakota's plains are peopIed by men not
| afraid to reatfirm their belief in the pat
| rotism and the honor which clustered
about their cause quarter of century
ago. General Campbell represents this
element of republicanism.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

Secretary Lamar, in his annual report,
sets forth the cold facts relative to Da-
kota, but makes no recommendation, ex-
cepting to quote the suggestion of Gov
ernor Pierce relative to an improved or
ganic act. He refers to the adoption, by
the people of the south half, at Sicux
Falls, of an organic act which suits
them better than anything the general
government can create.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
Cure For Piles.

Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
of weight in the back, loins and lower part
of the abdomen, causing the patient to
suppose he has some affection of the kid
neys or neghboring organs. At times,
symptoms of indigestion are present, as
fatulency, uneasiness of the stomach, etc.
A moisture, like Precipitation, producing a
disagreeable itching, after getting warm is
common attendant. Blind, bleeding
and itching Piles yield at once to the APP
plication of Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which
acts directly upon the parts affected,
absorbing the tumors, allaying the intense
Itching, and efiecting permanent cure.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

Marietta Bones Is opposed to statehood
now and does not want it to come until
our territory is divided into fractions
sufficiently numerous to make four
states. She bases her present opposi-
tion to statehood upon the fear of in
creased taxation, but does not explain
how four states, instead of two, will ease
up on the aggregate expense. 1t is
suspected that Mrs. Bones designs carv-
ing out one state from the four
which will favor woman suffrage
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

Secretary Lamar, in his annual report,
takes up the Grow Creek reservation
case, discusses it at length and closes by
saying: 'The case requires legislation. )"
It is probable that the present con-
gress will take some action relative
thereto.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
Price fifty cents. Address, Tie DR.. Bo-
sanko Medicine Co., Piqua, 0. sold by
Purdy & Brecht
Purdy & Brecht,

The druggists. who are always looking
after the interest of their customers, have
now secured the sale of DIR. Bosanko's
cough and lung syrup, remedy that never
fails to cure coughs. colds. pains in the
chest and all lung affections. Price SO cts.
and $1.00. Samples free.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
Introduced by the Legislature.

Esteline Bell: A report from Fargo
says that "some of the cattle now being
shipped from the Missouri river country
ore afflicted with the big jaw" This
troublesome disease has been epidemic
in the Dakota legislature for many years
and now 1t seems it is spreading to the
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07


The Fargo Republican makes the fol-
lowing mention of Delegate Clifford and
his northern visit:
Judge Clifford passed east Sunday
morning on the Pacific express, return-
ing from o visit to Bismarck. The
judge wns immensely pleased with the
bright and prosperous appearance OF
north Dakota, and to a republican re-
porter expressed the hope that north
Dakota would hold convention some.
time in January and give decided ex-
preston to their views and wishes in
relation to the division of Dakota. The
judge was OF the opinion that such ex-
preston would be of great aid to him in
his labors for division. AS to the gov.
ernorship, Judge Clifford expressed the
hope-eor he said he could form DC
opinion on the subject-that Gov. Pierce
would remain, but if change were
made he believed Ziebach would be ap.
pointed.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

Excelsior Drug Store
ESTABLISHED IN 1859.
E:11rd,y & ,Erecht, t,
sUCOEssoRs MILLS PURDYl
Wholesale and Retail Druggists.
ivenourpH RThEENT. 80 ~


The Oldest Bookstore in tie territory.
gge continue to offer to our many
eatrons all the new and popular works
Of the day at eastern prices. In this de-
I.srtment may be found everything re-
auired Gn the stationery lins) in the
office. store or choel house. Writing
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
Blood

But, in March of last year (1Ss4) ! contracted
blood poison. and being in Savannah Ca. at
the time, l went into the hospital for treat
at the same time. / did net get well under the
treatment there, nor was cured by any of the
usual means. have aow taken seven bottles
drove poison out through boils on the ekin
DAN LEAHy.
Jersey City, N, j., Aug.7. 1885.
Two years ago / contracted blood poison
After taking prescriptions from the best ply
sicians here and at Dallas, 1 concluded to visit
Hot Springs, and on reaching Texarkana a doc
assuring me that it would henefit me mo 6
than Hot Springs.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

Senator Logan was unanimously nom
mated by the republican caucus for
president pro tempore of the senate and
vice president of the United States. He
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
Poison

had produced great holes in my back and chest
and had removed all the hair off my head, yet
began to improve in weeks time and the
sores began to heal, and were entirely gone in
side of eight weeks.
WILL JOINS. Porter Union Pass. Depot.
Cisco, Texas, July 49,. 1885.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free.
THE SWIFT SpECIFiC CO.,
1877 W. Esd Street, N, Y.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

B. II. DouGLAs 6 Sons, CApsIouM
Cough Drops are the result of over forty
years experience in compounding cough
mixtures. They are the best.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

Abe Boynton was after the land Of
flee position at Aberdeen secured by the
gentleman from Mississippi.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

declined IN a speech in which he said he
could best serve the country on the
floor of the senate and in committee
work.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

paper, envelopes and blank books made
q speciality. We also carry the largest
stock OF EE-WALl> PAPERS "a
offered In the market. Our prices
will always be found reasonable. Third
street, bet. Cedar and Walnut SITS.
PURDY & BREOHT.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07

The forty-ninth congressed convened
at Washington at noon to-day.
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-12-07
daily gress anil 9akataian
Is PUBLIsHMp
EVERY EvENING-EXOEPTING SUNDAYS

TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: By carriers, per
month, S1,O0; per year. S12.00; by mall per
month, IS cents; per year, $1,000.
Office on Third Street, Press and Dakotaian
block.
BOWEN & KINGsBURY, Prop'ts.
Milford chronicle., 1885-08-21

In the great cities unskilled work
men were hired by the day, bought their
own food and found their own lodging.
But in the country, on the farms, OF
wherever a hand was employed on
some public work, they were fed anu
lodged by the employer and given a
few dollars a month. On the Penn
sylvania canals the diggers ate the
coarsest diet, were housed in the rud
est sheds, and paid Sc month from
May to November and So a month
from November to May. Hodcarriers
and mortar-mixers, diggers and chop.
pers, who from 1898 to 1900 labored
on the public buildings and cut the
streets and avenues Of Washington
City, received $40 a year, or, if they
wished, $50 for all the work they could
perform from March l to December 20.
The hours of work were invariably
from sunrise to sunset Wages at
Albany and New York were three
shillings, or, as money then went, forty
cents a day; at Lancaster, IS to $40
month; elsewhere in Pennsylvania
workmen were content with Sc in
summer and IS in winter. At Balti-
more men were glad to be hired at
eighteen pence a day. None, by the
month, asked more than Sc. AT
Fredericksburg the price Of labor was
from S5toS7. In Virginia white men,
employed by the year, were given Gle
currency; slaves. when hired, were
clothed and their masters Taid 81 a
month. Around Virginia a pound
was, in Federal money, So SO. The
average rate of wages the land over
was. therefore, s65 year, with food
and, perhaps, lodging. Out of this
small sum the workmen must, with
his wife's help, maintain his family.
Milford chronicle., 1885-08-21
The Tomato in America.

A good many years ago a man who
had recently arrived from the Bermu-
da island was sent to York county
penn Jail for some offense commit
ted against the laws of the common
wealth. He had with him a few seeds
which he planted in the rich soil Of
the jail yard. Before the plants which
sprang from the seed reached matu-
rity, he was discharged, and no one
knew the nature of them. They grew
luxuriantly, bearing fruit Of large size
and unusual appearance. As this
strange fruit ripened, its color changed
from green to a brilliant red, and be-
came an object of wonder and admira-
ton to all the inmates of the Jail.
Mrs. Klinefelter, the lady keeper, eau
toned all the prisoners against eating
any of the fruit, as she was sure it
was poisonous, but planted some Of
the seed as she desired to preserve
specimens of it for him should he re-
turn in time. Just when the fruit
was fully matured the Bermuda pris-
oner revisited the Jail and asked to see
the plant. This request granted, he
next called for pepper, salt and vine
gar, and to the horror of the good lady
commenced to eat OF the supposed
poisonous fruit with a relish that
astonished the beholders. After en-
ioying the strange repast, he informed
Mrs. X. that the fruit or vegetable
was the tomato, or love apple, and it
would be found wholesome and nutri-
tious. The seed of the remaining to-
matoes was carefully preserved and
distributed among the friends and
neighbors of the lady, and thus this
new popular esculent was introduced
into the ancient and goodly borough
of York. For many years thereafter
it was cultivated as an ornament
rather than for table use, but by
degrees its merits began to be more
fully understood and appreciated, and
there, as elsewhere, it grew into gen
eral public favor
Milford chronicle., 1885-08-21

acceptance. lie made his way TO st
Adams. VT, and was arrested there
on an old charge and taken to Auburn.
From thence he made his escape by
softening the stonework around the
bars of his cell with some chemical.
Then he was captured and taken to
Sing Sing and served out a sentence
for burglary"
1t was only a week or ten days ago
this expert burglar was again sem
fenced to Imprisonment for theft.
He pleaded, with tears in his eyes.
that it had been committed in order to
save his wife and children from starv-
alton. Had he chosen to live hon
estly he might now have been worth
thousands of dollars.
Milford chronicle., 1885-08-21
A fearful Decision.

A Cabbage which had arrived al
Respectable Dimensions began brag
qing about the size of its head, when
a Boss Watermelon raised its Voice in
Dispute. The Hubbard Squash Chin
ed in for first place, and a Pumpkin
Reared out that it wouldn't play sec
ond fiddle to no Vegetable on earth.
They were having it hot and heavy,
when along came a Philosopher, and
he was asked to decide which had the
Largest Head.
"As to the Head" he replied, chat
is a matter to be settled by = Tape
line. Any Of you measure ten times
the size of this little Onion, but when
you come down to what's under the
Uranium that's a-ah-a--ah different
thing, and you viii please lend me a
Handkerchief while 1 Weep"
MORAL: He who judges a man by
the Size Of his Head, win find him all
Hat as often as all Brains" Detroit
Free Press.