Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-27
W.T. AxD WISDOM


ever, but houses are falling.
Irna noticeable fact that the tight
man always iransacss bis business IL
very loose manner.
VIZ don't know for certain there i 3
man ii the moon, but we are dead sure
there il one in the honeymoon.
ONn Of the regular duties Of the Vice.
ROY 81 Ireland Is to kiss All the young
ladies who are presented ct his recep-
tons.
TnnD Buyer-'sIs the horse shy o.
timid :" Ardent Seller Not bit Of
it. why, he sleeps All alone in his
stable.
"a COUNTRY where the parties are al
ways young and the children always
little, T" is Victor Hugo's bright definition
Of Paradise.
A BosToN mendicant writes to paper
for aims to keep him from starving to
death, and very appropriately signs
himself stNota bene. =
SoAn one says: ga play must have >
motive. Most Of them have, and It
seems to be to get people to pay $l.6O
to see twenty-five cent show.
THRRR is q fortune in store for the
milliner who shall devise bonnet that
can be worn ia any part Of church
and always present It's trimmed side TO
the congregation.
You 90 out TO hunt man who owes
you money; you find him and get .
promise that's work. You go ont to
hunt man who owes you money; you
ind him and get it--that's luck.
II CAN'T say as he went to heaven,
remarked Fort Scott citizen Of de-
ceased townsman, shut he paid bin Of
eleven years standing only the day be-
fore he died, and you can judge for
yourself"
INA, said little Johnnie. holding up
his mothers slipper, team you tell me
why your slipper Is like the after sail Of
papa's shipP" mo, my son; why is itS'
Because" said little Johnnie, ''it's q
spanker."
TO .sH. Z. BIN answer to your
query as to how the Statue Of Liberty
is getting on, we would say that she has
nothing just at present to get on, but in
other respects she is doing quite well,
thank you. Life.
81 sEH your wifes back, " said Joe
Pressus TO John Peene, whose better
half had been on . visit to Hastings.
'sWeIl. said Peene, 'sif you see any
thing on my wife's back that amt paid
for. Just mention il.
I'D have you to know, said Mrs. f.,
with some asperity, ''that my brother
has always moved In the best society"
Yes. replied Fogg, cor he was never
allowed to remain Ia Il; which. Of course,
is the same thing, my dear.
.sYoU say, said Judge to q witness,
''that the plaintiff resorted TO an in-
genious use Of circumstantial evidence.
State just exactly what you mean by
b44&S&P WCA4e 1AA0 ~AA0 WAlAGS1g A4J
exact meaning Is that he lied.
ACCORDING to the Boston Senssssel, Of
July, 1881, Jefferson was solicited on
behalf Of some claiming to have saved
their country. Yes he responded,
Rome was once saved BY geese; but
never heard these geese were made rev.
enue officers.
III yor have been moving and cannot
find the blacking brush don't spend
your time in looking in this corner and
that. but 60 directly to the box where
you keep your white neckties and you
win find it. II you can't and your
white neckties look In the blacking
case. These rules always hold.
WHEN lovely woman throws rock,
contumacious hen TO scare,
Il gives tn artistic eye . shock
70 mark her attitude and air.
But be mot 10 your danger blind,
II you should be beside her then;
AZ once place Of safety find,
That e to Soy, stand near the hen.
boston Courier.