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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-09-30

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INV YORK. September 30 The Stock
market bss developed M feature u sysesa,
Interest to-day. After oprnfnx npus
steady 10 wex quite active. but hessy. i"r
short time. Tie decline. however. WAS soyu
checked and for the next two hours tne
market Was more quiet and strong. tpe
advance ranging x To little over !. fhere
were spurts OF decided activity. foiiowca
by decided dulness. and this dulness IN
creased with The day. During the last Two
hours the market Was weak. aAd the cartier
sdvsnees were lost. Asa rule the market
closed very dull and heavy At prices which
show changes Of only small fractions -
compared with last evening. but there ere
The only exception TO IN IN rule In a net gain
Of l in Louisville and Nashville on
moderate business, due. II 10 thought,
in part TO the last report. showing
decrease in earnings compared with last
wear Pacific Mail was strong. due, 10 n
said. 10 purchases by parties Intimately ac-
cuainted with the affairs OF the company.
and on the assurance OF large earnings for
the current quarter. The assignment OF
Soufter n Co.. which WAS announced earl
In the day. had no effect upon prices but II
Is believed that purchases made by the nrin
Yesterday 20 cover short contracts was one
OF the sfiu ulsting infiue ncesrbst then car
RED the market upward. The decline TINS
afternoon WIS doe mainly TO an ehort on
the part OF the late bnlls to realize on their
Eodings. Room traders did most OF the
days business. Sales. asa, 900 shares
BALTIMORE.
BALTIMORE. september 2s.-Virginia ss.
consol dated. IS: pasi due coupons. Ssh
new lO.4Os IS: new IS. SO. Bid TODAY.
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me Weqther in Richmond Yesterday
Mean temperature

I INDICATED FLANNEL is
especially prepared by process for rheu-
matte people. and it only comes in red
co.ors.r
2. at called medlcated because they
put II through a series Of solutions Of va
rious herbs, which make it very efiicacious
Ia curing rheumatism"
3. INDICATED FLANNEL Is dyed red
with coehineaI and charged with electri-
city, which draws out the palm
4. The only virtue consists in the blood
OF the coehineal insect with which the nam
mel is dyed. The blood is a specific against
| rheumatism
9. INDICATED FLANNEL Is dyed
with eoehlneal. and the dye has rough
ars irritating effect, which draws out the
| Inflammation"
g. INDICATED FLANNEL Is dyed
with pure cochineal, and as goods 50 dyed
are a absolutely fee from the rough and irri-
tatlng effect OF snilined dyed goods, IL "a
called medicated because 1t has no harmful
| effects"
II YOU want the REAL GOODS, we are
headquarters. and can save you money.
A. sAKS 4 CO.,
THE MEMS oUTFITTERs.
1918 MAIN STREET.
opposite the post-of1ce.
lse 29-ltI
BOOK AND SI.,, LOB nsrr PRINTING
DIgpA3CH YRrUxIH6.HoU6k
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General Miles eo Nsw Mexico.
nv tx.lssrn nh 10 tia Dispatch.l

LEAvENwoRTH, KAN, Septemb n
29.-General Miles, commander Of the
Military Department Of Missouri, in
his report to the Adjutant-Gensral Of
the Army, says that before the late
trouble New Mexico was . pandeno-
mum, the haunt Of outlaws, with the
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-09-30
FLOUR.
COTTON REPORT

We quote: Fine. 81. 75ass; super1ne
Sass so; extra. s3.75as4: family. s4a
$40; patent family, country, s5.23as5. so.
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TUESDAY. september 20. 1855.
sALks-f, $50 Virginia new SIS at 80: $40
Virginia l0-40 coupons. July, 1855. at 80:
Is Virginia eonsols. new, al 40; 80 shares
Charlotte. Columbia and Augusta Railroad
atos
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PoKT OF RICHMOND. sEIrKnK ~. 1855.

EOhA VI ks<SaAo@s1s ~ 80 A0o~t
ARRIVED.
Steamer Ariel. clifford. Norfolk. United
States mall. merchandise, aud pazAsngeru,
l.. Il. Tafum. agent
schooner Roger Drury, Delay. Perth AM
boy. rsIlroad-iron. Richmond ana Danviiie
railroad.
schooner 8. b. VIII eeler. Godfrey. Boston.
general merchandise Curtis 4 Parker,
SAILED.
stea mer Old Dominion. smith. xev York,
merchandise and passengers. q. W. Allen =
steamer Ashland. Tunnili. PhIls1eiphia.
merchandise and passengers. J. W. acCass
schooner Horace p. Shares. 0sborne. New
York coal. Chesapeake and ohio railway.
Schooner Grace Nandusen, Reeves, Pull
adelphia, rAslroad-ties. <orvell. Lake =
Co; vessel Curtis a Parker.
kchooner John MeGinnc4, ThompoOn.
CABIN Point creek. TO load poplar-wood eor
Philadelphia: vessel. Curtts 4 Parker.
schooner A, &. buckley. cnnmer. New
York. pig-iron. J. y. Gordon, agent
roKr OF NEwPoKr's Nxws. sxrr. 20.
NY tslsgnph.l
ARRxvHD.
steamship Gryapdotte, Kelly, Wet
Point. and called for New York.
Steamship Mac kslone, Foster. Provt.
brig John shsy. Nieksson. fort Spain. !.
sArLED.
steamship eapdringham (lByitlaAA YHl.
month, having coale1
echoorer John D. WtllianA Piegco. New
xork. eoeis chssspeeks snd ooie soaivAys
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NEW YORK COTTON YrTuKIs

NEW YORK. ss p;embe~ -. --Cotfon- -9roD
receipts. II res Ds.ss Fgtnrrs closed nrm:
- les SO 300 bales septe mbcr, - e9st9-7l:
October. o. esaSs.s9: November. - szs
se.ss: December. ss.13ss9 70 Jsnuarys
$40. oeasto o.. April $40 i7ssio.1s: May,
sio.2sasio 20: Juno. sfo.ssasio.ss; Jeiy.
Al a l0nalO.ae
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WfLnfroTos. n. C.. aeptsu1t,er fe.--1s
pentfh< steady nj 300. Eosin dali strn9
"a, s3c.: good size. Tar nrus - " ~
Crude tsrp<ntins steady: bard. u: yeilow'
Ain nd viygln 81 60.
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Market hrm.
Quotations.
NIDDLING.-shc
STRICT MInDLINC.-p-c
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SALES REPORTED TO SECRETARY.

wHEAT.-Mixed. 800 bushels prime on
private terms; $50 bushels common To
ID inc at zoe. to sl.O3. Red. $50 bushels
common / ongberTy on private terms; i4s
bushels good - prime ShOrtberry at Doc. 20
Sl.0l.
OATs.-Mixed. $50 bushels very good on
uri ate terms.
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GRAIN AND COTTON EXCHANGE.
RICHMOND. September 20, 1855.
OFFERINGS.

WHrAT.-Mixed. 3.426 bushels Red, / 81
bushels. Total. i.97I bushels.
CoRN.-Mixed. 500 bushels.
OATs.-3 200 bushels.
lLnNER SIII.-Zn hushels.
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n aITIAnHE
RICHMOND STOCK EXCHANGE.

BALTIMORE. September 2s.-virginia s's
consolidated IS: past due coupons. ssh
new IO.4O's. IS: new IS. 50. Bid TODAY.
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BALTIMORE.

BALTIhORE September 29.-Flour frm.
with regular demand wheat-SOuthern
easier and quiet: western lower and quiet
southern red. e5a97c.; amber, S-c.aSl
No. ! Maryland. 97sc.; No. western VIM
ter red. October. 9O3.a9lc. Corn-South-
ern nrmer: western nriner and more active !;
southern white. 65a56c.; yellow, 52a53c.
Oats firm southern and Pennsylvania, 30s
soc western white. 3Sa3Jc. mixed 30s
SIC. Provisions steady and quiet. Whisky
dun snd nominal at si.l6asl.l7. Other
articles unchanged. Freights duh.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09
Special Evening Service.

At the First Methodist Episcopal
Church to morrow evening. the Rev.
Dr.. j. McKendree Reilly will preach.
DR.. r. comes as Presiding Elder OF
the Washington District, Baltimore
Conference, in place Of the late es.
teemed Rev. DR.. G.. S. Deale, who
at the last conference retired from the
Office Of Presiding Elder and soon
after died while ia charge of Caroline
St Methodist Church, Baltimore -
His successor on the district is gen.
tleman of well known position and
talents and will always be welcomed
by the people of Annapolis.
DR.. Geo. v. Leech, tbe pastor, will
preach at ii a. m, the first of two
sermons on the characteristics of
the Sympathy of Christ" The Con-
gregations of this church continue
large, and steps arc taking looking to
set larger prosperity. Seats free,
with polite ushers-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09
DestruetIye FIres.

The dwelling and outhouses and
furniture belonging to Mr.. Thomas
Bean, Of St. Mary's county, was de
stroyed by Gre last Wednesday. One
horse, three cows and all the poultry
were burnt up. The fire was caused
BY burning brush near the outbuild.
Jugs. Loss $3,000-no insurance.
Chicago has been visited by aDoth.
e. tremendous conhagration, which
consumed many frame houses and
forty i've millions of feet of lumber,
valued at 100000. No lives lost
insurance not known.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09
Cut short Their Stay.

The Washington Dime Museum
Company. uot finding it profitable to
ill their engagement here, determined
this morning after last nights expe-
rieec, 70 pull up stakes, and seek
more appreciative fields of amuse.
nlent. aud left here on the noon train.
Their heavy expenses, and the small
prices Of admission, would not pay
them to perform even to medium
good honse We regret this, mas
much as the company was a good one
aud deserving of o remunerative aud.
ivnce.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09
TIE
NATIONAL MUTUAL LIFE ASSOCIATION
OF WASHINGTON.
HOME OFFICE:
Kellogg Buflding, 1417 r. ST.,
WAsHINGToN, D. G.
Policies Guaranteed for their Full Face
Value, Secured by an Ample Fund,
i7aCested IN IT. s. Bonds.

UvHE system inaugurated by the Nation.
Il al Mutual Life Association, is supe-
Ei0r to, and an improvement upon every
other. The Association effects its insur-
amce by legal contract, upon the plan of
liked annual dues for expenses and post
mortem assessment to pay death expenses
Incorporated April 10, 1884 first death
March "a, 1885; one fourth policy paid
twenty -four hours after burial of assured
balance settled within one week.
OFFICERS:
VIM. U. Morrison, President; James T..
Norris, Vice-P President John e. Beall
Secretary; Jacob III. Kengla, Treasurer;
VIM. B. Matthews, Gener. gent; Ralph
Walsh, NJ d., Medical d. ector; Nathan
lei Wilson, Counsel.
DIRECTIONS:
= Wash. B. Williams, T. d. DAILY, Edward
Graves, JOS. f. Birch, Jr., Edward Caver-
ly, Robt. ID. Weaver, Jacob lei. Kengla,
James +. Hood. Edward Stevens, ]. ID.
Free, Jr., john II. Magruder.
R. G. ELLIOTT, Agent,
my1-tf. Annapolis Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09
TlIH CT UnCmRs To-mOnnow


We give below the churches Of our
city; the hours of their respective SER
vices, and the subjects Of the pastors.
for tomorrow
First Methodist Episcopal Church.
Rev. DR.. George v. Leach, pastor
Presiding ct la N. and 100 D. m.
All are cordially invited. Sabbath
School &C q O'Clock p. m.
Sc. Anne's Parish. Rev. VIM. s.
Southgate, rector; Rev. Geo. r. Saw
age, assistant. Sunday School, $50 q.
nj Morning Prayer and Sermon at
Il .. NJ; Evening Prayer, 400 D. M.
S.. Anne's Mission-Sunday School
: y. n; Evening Prayer and Ser.
non 100 p. m. ST Philips Mission.
Sunday School, p. M; Evening Pray
81 and Sermon, s p. m. Holy Commu-
ni0n second Sunday in the month.
Rreaby terian Church.-Rev. r. H.
Williams, pastor. Services at i E.
g. and 8 p. n. Morning Subject !:
Everything Beautiful. Evening
Subject; How the Good Is Perpet-
aated.n All are cordially invited
Seats free aid polite ushers il at.
tendance. Sabbath School st g
o'clock p. n.
Wesley Chapel N. II. Church Rev.
~ g Herbert pastor. First Quar-
kekIg Meeting. ii a. n, The Sons
81 God d. m.. Preaching bv the
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09

A'a t e||se|
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09

The display Of fireworks last night
Il Baltimore, which closed the meet
Ing Of the Blue and Gray under the
anspices Of the Army of the Potomac.
vas simply grand. Ten thousand
people witness the display.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09
RArEs OF ADvERrTsTNa

One inch, one day, 20 cents two days
81 100 three days, $1.25 one week, $500
two weeks, $500. Liberal rates made
with those advertising by the month or
year Local notices and political or spe-
cial communications, 5 cents per line.
Ordinary announcement OF marriages
and deaths free, but obituary notices will
be charged for at one-half the usual rates
81 advertising.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-05-09
Postmaster Appointed.

Ne. L. B. Talbert has been ap.
pointed postmaster of Chesterfield, in
this county.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-12-04

king Oscar. Of sweden. q writing
: history Of Europe from 1864 70 1879.
"A German clergyman and an En-
glish girl with romantic ideas were
married on an iceberg In the Arctic
Ocean recently.
Mr.. FELTON,. one Of the California
Congressman. says that John w.
Mackay. u worth $4,000. 900 and
doesn't owe . dollar.
Mrs. Sally Tinker, Of fremont,
Me-. II ninety-nlnc years old. walks two
miles 70 church on Sunday. and reads
without spectacles. Boston journal.
The death Of Lord Strathrain re-
duced the number Of British Field Mar.
shals TO four--thc Duke Of Cambridge,
the Prince Of Wales. Lord Napier Of
Magdala and Sir r. Grant.
Oliver Wendell Holmes lives IA :
bright yellow house with green blinds,
and some Of those people who look for
special motives in Insignificant acts
wonder what profoundly scientific no
ton Is responsible. Boston Herald.
Clarence Seward. William H. Sew.
ards son. Is said, with his fierce, gray
mustache and long, gray hair, which
falls picturesquely behind his ears from
underneath his silk hat. to look more
like cavalier soldier affecting the
dress q the civilian than an astute.
plodding lawyen-N y. Telegram.
When Rubcnstein was in this coun-
try Josh Billings was introduced to
him. and the pianist in conversation
presently underworld TO impress upon
the Yankee IN idea Of his high family
rank. ''lndeed.' he said, II have as
certaincd that my ancestors were
prominent men in the Crusades and
one Of them accompanied the Emperor
Barbarossa.' '.On the piano. sup
pose" said Josh. -- Chicago Inter Ocean.
Lord Salisbury's rapid rallying
after severe surgical operation is
greatly due to his splendid physical de-
velnpment. Son OF one IL the richest
and proudcst houses Of England. from
childhood to manhood he was Injured
TO priyation and hardship until he be-
gan 10 regard hunger. cold. toll and
pain as tribes too light for serious con-
sideration. and sickness became
stranger to his athletic frame.
Librarians the country over have
been seeking 70 discover volume n Of
the Christian Observer. and Bowdoin
College is said 10 have been specially
persistent In it, search for the missing
book. After looking for II for ten
years il occurred 70 Librarian Poole,
Of Chicago, to examine his set. when
he made the discovery that there had
never been any volume II. that volume
70 closed with December. 1921. and
volume ~ began with January. 1922.
the change being made that the volume
might correspond with the year Of the
century. ~ y. SIM.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-12-04

Three statues have just been brought
70 light from the cellars underneath the
old Courts Of Law al Guildhall. London,
where they have been hidden for many
years. They formerly stood in front 81
Grildhall Chapel, and are life-size repre-,
sensations Of King Edward WI. King
Charles l., and his Consort Queen Hen.
rictta Maria. All three possess great
artistic merit, the figure Of Charles ]. IN
armor being particularly effective. Ths
statues are only slightly injured, and
compare very favorably as works Of art.
with those flour In number removed from
Temple Bar. which now stand close be.
side them in the vacant ground behind
the Guildhall. They are probably Of thu
date Of the fire of London. and deserve,
AS they no doubt will receive. safe Gus.
tody in the Corporation Museum a
Guildhall n. \. Sun.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-12-04

-Nickel-platcd ware can - .,....<
and Frightened nv rrhhirg -,;sr a..
and a wooden cloth Urc;.. ~: 49," IT,. ..ou'
Corr-h..k. h-.,a.S 49, !. 49,
so;ned ~ ss.-;s.. .. au anc snc nraidi
iine twine mae rrsst- snI .s, sl'o ~
mats.
sever.l 49,. H.,
covered ~, =. '' .',o. : Earucner 1's'
sesds ~ .srsh PannE ms squash
sshss shnrs 49,. I'M h ~ myeI p coal
v.r. 80 o,u" ~ ~ vinca
Ch;cncc 1y.,.~s ~ oue"oF"s
p,S. pss
ncc ruuoing a cheap. nice rice
puuu'nR = made by putting into one
-. 49, ' ia .n.cc .ap,csPooniuis Q!
sugar r. mo- - 80 . 49, poo''>uls -
three Sorrs \, 49, 49, 1880 49,
oven ~ 80. 80. .s. nea 9 =
49, ov.,, ~ E ~. a.'c' Pu'ung I" -
49,, o1'.,1
Apple Jeiiy: Tut the apples 10
smah pieces without pairing, and stir
Til SOFT, using more water than fol-
apple sauce. Strain through hair
serve then through jelly bag twice.
800 p'n' - Juice put three-iourths OF q
ron"u !" Susar-a Po"nu 70 pint
-: a"~ss s,' I. ~ s"ce.-au POI untii tne
'sn' s"ickness = obtained. Inc addi-
IN ~ ~ nons naAes y nucn nicer
I" no"'s"''1
Most nuts VIII not sProut after they
nave become thoroughly dry, says the
american gardener. and should there
iore Is P'anteo as soon as ripe. II the
ground Is IN proper condition the best
pan = 20 pant the nuts Just when they
Mn. ny "n'.eu . ne'Iow' mooerateiy
;, aoh so',' covering 'ne nut TWO Or tnree
- ,n. a'.. .s1p anu pachn.g 'ne EARN nrin-
o.e1 .nenn; = al 'nat - needed.
0'"y ''"'""'
-Nectas ~ the flowers Is controlled
largely by electricity IN the atmosphere.
when storms are frequent the general
report Is that the blossoms contain no
nectar. Cyclones. tornadoes, hail
storms. thunder and lightning are large
~ tne cause OF poor h"ney crop. The
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-12-04

The first appointment in London Of a
lady TO hospital post was made the
other day when Miss Prideaux was
elected by the General Committee Of the
Paddington Green Children's Hospital
to the Office Of house surgeon. There
were nineteen male candidates for the
post, Of whom half were university
graduates. Miss Prideaux is Bachelor
Of Medicine and Bachelor Of Surgery Of
London University and she took first
class honors in medicine and in OBJ
stetric medicine. Although this is the
first instance Of lady's receiving hos
pital appointment in London, similar
appointments have been made in the
English provinces. A lady, too, has
filled in Paris the Office Of house sur
geon or inferno. Y. Post.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-12-04

Ezints about Harvesting This Delicious
and kich Vegetable.
Those who harvested their parsnipa
IN the autumn. under the impression
that they are in full perfection for the
table. labor under great mistake; and
those who gather q portion Of them.
with the idea that they can not be dug
in the winter. are also mistaken. A
friend Of ours who keeps abreast, il
not in advance, Of the TINS, has
adopted a method Of SO protecting his
parsnips in the autumn that they can
BE- dug at any time during the winter,
and thus have them fresh as well as
well ripcned. His method is TO cover
the ground where the parsnips grow
with sufficient covering Of eel-grass
70 keep the frost out In the interior.
wheye eel-grass can not be obtained, a
sufficient quantity Of meadow grass
might be used for protection, or
leaves covered with boards could BE-
used; where sawdust could be OBJ
tanned. il would be q good material.
providing II be covered with boards 80
as to keep most Of the water out. The
cost Of covering a sufficient quantity
for family use would be very slight,
and the advantage Of being able to OBJ
tain fresh parsnips nt any time very
great. Whenever the frost has been
out Of the ground in January or
February, we have always availed our
selves Of the opportunity 70 dig few
and have found them to be
much more delicious than when dry
in the autumn. Although we have
never tried the process Of covering.
we have no doubt that ii will
secure roots Of much better flavor
than II dug either IN the autumn
or the spring, for when dug In the au-
tumn the roots do not arrive TO perfec-
ton, and II not dug until spifhg the
tops begin to grow, and the fibrous
roots start up frcqnently before the
frost Is out at the bottom Of the roots;
but we can readily sec that when well
covered the roots will be kept back,
and thus be in good condition much
later In the spring than II not covered;
and there can be but little doubt that
By the keeping Of the roots In the
ground undisturbcd, and 50 protected
hat there will be no freezing and thaw-
ng. the flavor will be better than II left
exposed 70 the sudden and great
,hanges Of temperature that are con-
'tantly taking place In our climate.
When covering e Intended Il would be
better 70 plant the parsnips in square
,cd, and not In single row. because
{ would be much easier to cover .
Iquarc than one row, it not requiring
% much material to cover with. The
,arsnip, when properly grown and
vell-ripened, Il nm excellent vegetable,
mt for the want Of the proper knowl-
'dge Of how 70 grow 10 we'll. and Of |
harvesting Il at the right time. q 10 not
ully appreciated. Many dig their par
nips IN the autumn and store them in
he cellar the same a. potatoes, and be-
'ausc Of their immatnred condition, and
he want Of care in keeping them, they |
make to most Of people very unsatis-
actory food; Il they must Be harvested
n the autumn &c should not be done
ntil just before winter sets In, and
hen they should b packed down Ia
and and kept where Il Il cool. but not
Q cold - - freeze. - assaeb sssSs' |
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-12-04

IL suppose you heard we've lost
our son?'' what! Is he deadP" "Oh,
no; he's married. - Chicago Ledger.
The racc-horse Obermeycr has been
named Schoolmaster. He ought to be
able 70 beat his competitors now.-Ml-
,catikec Sun.
No man appreciates more the ire
sistible power Of the press than the I'M
lucky wretch who has just got his fin
ger caught in the machinery. Sonaer-
Uiile Journal
John kcmble was performing one Of
his favorite parts at country theater.
and was interrupted from time TO time
BY the squalling Of child in the gallery,
until at length he walked with solemn
steps to the front Of the stage, and adj
dressing the audience in the most tragic
topcs said: Ladies and gentlemen,
unless the play Is stopped the child can
not possibly 60 on.
A young married woman in the
upper part o. the city was very much
worried during the storm one afternoon
recently. Her husband had just bought
COW and put il in the barn. As soon
as i commenced to thunder the LADY
rushed wildly to the kitchen and cried
TO her cook: run, Mary. and shut
that stable door. II that cow hears chat
thupgey i will turn her milk sour. -
N y Ledger.
IL should think Pope Leo XIII.
would DC very unhappy man." said
Dr. Soonovcr, who Is Texas humor.
ist- why SOP" asked Jude Penny
bunker. II should think he would be
troubled with dreadful forebodings."
continued the Doctor. "Why SOP
because he can never sit down TO the
table without being the thirteenth, Lee
Nil, sep Ttrds Sitlings.
Soprano and basso.
! am soprano" said she.
And whenever 70 up to c.
Inc gallery gods. the best critics by odds.
shout; An, thcrcl now stay thcrcl 70 me"
am tasso," said he,
And whenever 30 down 70 O.
Inc orchestra shakes the prosccnium
Ana the gallery yells whIskers' st me-"
Chicago Tribune.
Josh Billings was asked: How
fast does sound travclP" His idea
= that It depends good deal upon
the noise You are talking about. Tho
sound Of q dinner horn, for instance,
travels half mile in . second; while
an invitation tcw get up in the morn
ing have known TO be three-quartcrs
OF an hour goin' up two pair Of stairs,
and then not hcv strength cnuff left 70
be heard"
Yes" said the Colonel, II was on
. jury In California once. IL was .
murder trial. didn't want the fellow
hung, and so stuck out against the
other eleven for nine days, locked up
In the jury-room, when they gave in,
and we brought in verdict Of Not
guilty And then was the maddest
man In the State" why, what were
you mad about. ColonelPn "Causc the
mob had hung the prisoner the first
Day We were locked upy-N Y. San.