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sPECfAL NOTICES.


by malaria, how shall we escape the dread infec-
tion9 IL the Question which the dcnizens of
fever and ague districts ask themselves. The
answer comes from former sdffercrs who for
years have escaped the yisitations of the peri.
5dic scoufage, through the protecting influence
of Hostetter's stomach Bitiers. When the neces-
sity for for using preventive measures arises,
use this means Of prevention ut once. II regu-
lates the liver facilitates digestion, ana liber.
ates Impurities from the system when such ex-
ist, by promoting healthful action Of the bowels
and kidneys. Act early. In all regions where
miasmatic vapors breed disease IL Is absolutely
necessary to he protected with a safeguard, and
this Is true, though soiourn I'm such localities
ts destined TO be brief. No afford to
breathe malaria for short time. The Bitters Is
asoveregn specific for rheumatism, debility and
Nervousness. Keep II on hand. marl9-B
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Its all right for poets to sing the praises of the
beautiful snow, and the merry sleigh bells, and
the ringing skates Oh the CLASSY ice, but they
cant fill the bill with that sort of stun when
one is sitting with his feet in tub of hot water,
his head done up in hannelS, and with mustard
plasters ON both sides of his chest. What per
son needs then il thorough dose of Kidney
Wort to act as IA cathartic, for nothing will SO
quickly relieve that Congcstiye, fcverish Condi-
tion which comes OF hard cold. Often these
colds cause bilious attacks, lame backs, disor.
dered kidneys, rheumatism, catarrh, etc Kid,
ney-Wort can be relied on to bring back II
healthy condition.
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Toll.

One lesson, Nature, let me learn OF thee,
One lesson that in every wind is blown,
One lesson of two duties serv'd in one,
Though the loud world proclaim their cnmity
Of Toll answered from Tranquility
u! Labor, that In still advance outgrows,
Far noisier schemes, accomplished In Heposc,
Too great for haste, too high for rivalry.
Yes, while on earth thousand discords ring,
Mans seneless uproar minglinE with his toll.
still do thy slceplcss minister's move on,
Their glorious tasks In silence perfecting
stil working, blaming still our van turmoil:
Laboreis that shall not fail when man IL gone.
-MHhrU Arnold
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JSITSI 80 YEARS.

Impurity OF Blood, however, generated, is
always present in the body when pain is felt ;
1t spreads and tcrmonts wherevera weak spot or
low vitality exists.
BRANDRETHs PILLS are the one great and UNI
falling remedy because they take hold and eN-
pei only what is hurtful when sick, have
pain, dizziness, rheumatism, colds, or costive.
ness, take from three 10 FIVE, an If they do not
operate in four hours or SO, take three or four
more. They cleanse the bowels and circulation
from all impurities OF the blood, and often save
life. BRASDRETH's PILLS preserve the yigor OF
youth, and for long period keep of the debili-
ty of age.
Sold in every drug and medicine store, with
plain printed directions for use.
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A LAWYERS OPINION OF INTEREST TO

J. \ Tawncy, esq, "A leading attorney of Win
ona, Mimi, writes: :" After using II for more
than three years take great pleasure I'm stating
that regard DIR. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption, as the best remedy In the worl d for
Coughs and Colds. 1t has never failed to cure
the most severe colds have had, and invariably
relieves the pain in the chest"
Trial bottles of this sure cure for all Throat
and Lung Diseases may be had Free at Cocbtan's
Drug Store, Nos. 1877 and l39 North Queen street,
Lancaster, Pa. Large size, slS. U)
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AN ANSWERS WANTED.

Can any one bring us "A case of Kidney or Liver
Complaint that Electric Bitters will not speedily
cureY We say they can not, as thousands of
cases already permanently cured and who are
Bright's disease, Diabetes, Weak Back, or any
urinary complaint quickly cured. They purity
the blood, regulate the bowels and act directly
ON the diseased PARTS, Every bottle guaranteed
For sale at 50c. bottle by III. Il. Cochran, drug
ter, Pa. tl)
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CORNWALL AND LEBANON AND
" COLEBKOOK VALLEY RAILROADS..

rORNWALL AND LEBANON AND
~ COLEBROOK VALLEY RAILROADS.
SOUTHWARK.
Trains leave Lebanon daily Except Sunday
at $50 a. M, 1890 and 7:30 p. m.
Arrive at Cornwall at $40 a. m, 12.40 D. III. and
$40 p. IN. at Conewago at 7:20 q. m, 1:2j and $40
p. m, connecting with the pennsylvania Railroad
FOR points east and west.
FoRTHwARD.
Trains leave Conewago at 7:30 II. m, $50 ana
SIS y.
Arrive at Corn wall at sos a. m, AIS and 9.Gj y.
III. at Lebanon at $50 a. m, 40 ard 9;l5 D. ~.
connecting at Lebanon with Phiiade phia and
Reading Railroad for points east and west, and
the Lebanon and fremont Branch for Jones'
town Pinegrove and fremont.
The $50 a. IN train will stop only at Cornwall,
Coebrook and Bellaire..
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HOupsty the Hest Policy.

In advertising a medicine it is best To be hon
est; deception viii never do; the people won I
stand it, Let the truth be known that BUrdOck
Blood BiHcrS cure scrofua, and all eruptiOus OF
the skin. This medicine Is sold everywhere b
druggists. For sale by IL. Il. Cochran. druggist,
l37 and l5g North Queen street. Lancaster.
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Thunder !, powr the Ages,

That for lameness, rheumatism, for aches, for
pains, and for sprans Or. Thomas Eciectric on
Is a positive and reliable remedy. Or. ThOmnS
Eciectric OIL can be purchased of any druggist
For sale by II. B Cochran, druggist, l37 and l3g
North Queen street Lancaster.
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BUCKLEN'S ARNICA SALvE.
The best Salve I'm the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hand, Chilblains, Corns and all Skin
required. II IL guaranteed to give perfect satis-
faction, or money refunded. Price, % cents per
box. For sale by ii. Is. Cochran, druggist, Nos.
l37 and l39 North Queen street, Lancaster. Pa.
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Can't Say EnOngli.

cannot speak To highly of Burdock Blood
BtHerSi they have been great blessing to me.
Cured me of biliongness and dyspepsia from
which had suffered for years" Mr. J. Marsh.
Bank of Toronto, Ont. For sale by II. Il. Coch.
ran, druggist l31 and l59 North Queen street,
Lancaster
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All Admire a Handsome Face.

4 pure, clear skin will make any face hand
some. Mgniiestly anything which strengthens
and enriches the blood will directly affect the
whole person. All cruptions OF the skin disap
pear when Burdock BOOd ButerS are employed.
They are a vegetable remedy of incstimabl"
value For sale Ivy II. B. Cochran, druggist, l37
rnd l5 North Queen street, Lancaster
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

q, my back! That lame back l. caused by
kidney disease. stop 1t at once by Hunts Ikid-
ney and Liverl Remedy.
Good news ought TO be told and IL Is good
news that Hunts Remedy has cured The UoFSt
OF kidney diseases, and can do it again.
ml7-lwdeodSw
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a Word of CANTON

Railroad men, mechanics, commercial travel
efs, base ballists farmers, aud Others who labor
out of doors are peculiarly liable to accident
and injury. Thomas Eciectric OF for bruises,
burns, bites and spiTins, is one of the finest ap-
plications yet devised. For sale by H. B. Coch-
ran, druggist, l57 and 15s North Queen street.
Lancaster.
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YuUSu MEs THIS.

fHE toLrAic BELr Co., of Marshall, Mich, offer
to send their celebrated ELECTRo-VoLTAIc BELT
and other ELECTRIC APpLIA NOES trial for thirty
day, TO men told or young) afflicted with nervous
debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all
kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism, neural
gia, paralysis aud many other kindred diseases
Complete restoration TO health, vigor and man
hood guaranteed. No risk IL ipcu as thirty
days trial is allowed. Write Shem at once for
illustrated pamphlet free. dec2O-lyd&w
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NEVER I,IyEU up

II you are troubled With nervous or sick head
ache, do not give up your case rs incurable Hntil
you have tried Or. Lcsies Special Prescription.
Sc the testimonials in another column. d29-lwd
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BROWNS HOUSEHOLD PANACEA.

Ia the most effective Pain Destroyer in the world
WI most surely quicken the blood whether
taken internally or applied externally, and
whether chronic or acute, than any other pain
alleyiator, and IL is warranted double the
strength of any similar preparation.
II cures pain In the side, Back or Bowels, Sore
Throat, Rheumatism, Toothache and ALL
ACHES and IL The Great Relicyer of Pain.
sBROWN'S HOUSEHOLD PANACEA y should
bc in every family. A tcaspooniul of the Panacea
In IA tumbler Of b. water tsweetened, II pre-
COLD. - cents bottle.
m3l-lydM W,S&w
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=" RnuGHnN PAIN npI

CROUCH On PAIN " PLASTER.
Porous and streng thening, improved, the best
for backache, pains in chest and side, rhenma-
tism, neuralgia. 25c. Druggist or mail. a.
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rONSUMPTION-lH HAVE A POSITIVE
~ remedy for the above disease by its use
thousands of cases of the worst kind and OF long
standing have been cured. Indeed, so strong Is
my faith in its efficacy that ! will send TWO
B01TLES FREE, together with valuable trea-
tise on this disease 10 any sufferer. give eN-
press ana T.. d. address.
DIR. 4. A. sLOCUM,
n2a6mdeod&6mw lei Pearl ST., N. Y.
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OF Monterey, Mich, delivers himself IN this
wise: "For cold burns, sore throat, aud rheu-
matism, Thomas Ecteciric on cannot be beaten
say keep 1t up to the standard, and IL will sal
isty the people I shall send for new supply
soon. For sale by II. Il. Cochran, druggist, l37
and l3a North Queen street, Lancaster.
COLDEEs LIQUID Reef Tonic As a tonic in
oH cases Of dGbuuy and weakness, cannot be
surpassed. mI6-lwdeod&w
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DIR. WILLIAMS INDIAN PILE OINTMENT.
l.. g. AicCullum, conductor ON the H. 4 W. r.
r., Springfield, o., Aug. 10 lSS2, says / have
been great sufferer with the piles. l used nu-
Inerous remedies and employed many physic,
ians hut To no purpose. friend recommended
DR. Williams Indian Pile Ointment, which am
grateful To say has cured ms" sold by A. h.
Cochran, l37 and l3o North Queen street (3)
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MOTHEKs, MoTHERSn MoTHERSNt

MOTHERS! MOTHERS!i MOTHERSN!
Are you disturbed at night and broken of your
rest by sick child suffering and crying with
the excruciating pain of cutting teethf If so,
go at once and get "A bottle OF Mrs. WISSLOWS
SOOTHING SYRUP. II will relieve the poor
little sufferer mmediately-depcnd upon IL (;
there is no mistake about II. There IL not "A
mother on earth who has ever used IL, who will
not tell you At once that 1t will regulate the
bowels, and give rest to the neither, and relief
and health To the child, operating like magic. 1t
IL perfectly safe TO use in all cases, and pleasant
10 the taste and is the prescription of one OF the
oldest and best female physicians in the United
States. Sold everywhere. - cents a bottle.
may3l-lydM W saw
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The greatest blessing hat has been discovered
in this generation. A sure cure for Boils, Burns.
Sores, Cuts, Flesh Wounds, sore Nipples. Hard
and Soft Coms, Chapped Lips and Hands. PIN
pies and BlotChcs. Price 5Oc. Sold by Druggists.
Sold by II. Is. Cochran, I37 and llB North Queen
trSet,
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CROUCH ON COUGHS"
BlJCKIEN,S ARNICA sAIyE

" kOtGH On COtGHS.'
Ask for Rough on Coughs" for Coughs
Colds, Sore Throat, Hoarseness. Trocbes, l5c
Liquid, DC. az
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T5ains leave Lancaster ana leave and arrive at

ne mhTietu lebNeS
ba at $40 a. IN. and reaches Marietta at 655. Also,
leaves Columbia at ll:e a. m. and 215 p. m,
reaching Marietta at 1901 and 2:35 Leaves 4
tetta at 2:jO p. m and arrives at Columbia
also leaves at S'B and arrives at S:45
The York Accommodation leaves Marietta
7:l0 and arrives at Lancaster at 500, connecting
with Harrisburg Express at $40.
The Frederick Accommodation, west, connect
Ing at Lancaster with Fast Line, west, at l35 y.
m, will run through to Frederick.
The Frederick Accommodation, east, leaves
Columbia at 125 and reaches Lancaster at 1850
D. m.
Hanover Accommodation, west, connecting at
Lancaster with Niagara Express at $50 a, III. will
run through TO Hanover daily, except Sunday.
Fast Line. west, on Sunday, when tagged will
stop at Downingtown, Coatesyille, Parkesburg,
Mt. Joy, Eltzabethtown aud Middletown.
The only trains which run daily. On Sunday
the Mail train west runs by way Of Columbia.
: Leave daily except Monday.
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rRAvELER,s GUIDE.

r .ANCASTER AND MILLERSvILLE
IL X. RHINE TABLE,:
Cars leave Lancaster for Millersville at 100,
300 and 1l30 a. m, and 200 40O 800 and $50 y. m.
Cars leave Millersville for Lancaster at 900,
6OO and 1000 q. and Loo. ZOO 500 and 100 D. m
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CATARRH OF THE BLADDER.
Singing, irritation, inflammation, all Kidney
and Urinary Complaints, cured by +" Buchu.
Paiba-" VI. li)
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ABOUT PEOPLE AND THINGS.

HARRIET BEEoHER Stowe, despite the returns
from ''Uncle Toms Cabin" has still to write for a
portion of her livelihood.
Mr.. HowEIL's new novel for Harpers Magazine
which will be commenced in the July nu1nber-is
called IAN Indian Summer"
Miss SUSAN b. ANTHONY is on her way to Boston
to look after bequest of $25, 900. She has grown
forty years younger and very handsome.
IT is said that Mrs Helen jackson is remarkable for
the number of times she changes her mind on one
subject. She has strange "mutability of conyic.
ton
THE unfinished statue of Salmon p. Chase, made by
the late CLARK Mills, has returned to base uses 1t was
sold at auction in Washington the other day for what
IL was worth as old metal
DURING his connection with Messrs. Moxon Lord
Tennyson received average 91 800 per year in
royalties Subsequently Messrs. Stranhan g. Co.,
under the terms of his agreement with them paid him
over a31 900 altogether. His next publishers,
Messrs. King ana Co., paid him $4,000 annually,
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THE SUNDAY JOURNAL

For tomorrow, May 10, will contain the fourth
and last installment of Mrs ELEPHANTS new
novel, fOlivers Bride which winds up this
thrilling and powerful story to righteous
and satisfactory conclusion. Besides this
story, the Sunday Journal will contain, in the
way of special articles, written FORTS columns
by direct arrangement
A Camp Story, by an old soldier; sketch Of
great interest to ex-soldiers;
A Sermon by Rev Myron w. Reed, of Den
yer, preached May 3;
A Talk with Angus Cannon, the Mormon
bishop just convicted of polygamy, by
Jacob 2. Dunn, jr.;
An Article upon the Delta of Indiana-the
Forests of the Southwest--by Professor
Collett.
Joseph Hatton's London Letter, giving
sketches of the home life of Ellen Terry
and Henry Irving;
A Sketchy New York Letter, giving personal
gossip Of leading literary people, by Geo.
Parsons Lathrop;
The British Soldier in India: local talk with
q man who served eleven years in the
East Indies;
Old Time Preachers in Indianapolis, and other
local articles Of special interest;
Poems by James Whitcomb Riley, Ben D..
House, Will Robert Williams, and other
favorite Indiana writers;
Hints for the Home-The New Department
for Housekeepers and Home-Lovers.
Besides these and other original articles, the
Sunday Journal will give its readers
A Review of the international Sunday-school
Lesson for May III
Interesting Miscellaneous Features for Young
People and for Family Reading;
The Weeks Review of Society, Music and
Art, by Mrs. Rose Bailey;
Specialize Features in the Amusement World;
Fraternity and other notes;
Special Telegraphic Letters from Washington
and New York;
Full Telegraphic News from All Parts of the
World.
The Sunday edition of the Journal is sold
in every town and city Of the State, and in
all places where the regular daily edition of
the Journal can be had. The Sunday Journal
will be found to be newspaper peerless in it's
field, unrivaled as companion for Sunday for
those who desire the best literature of the
day, and unexcelled as medium for business
men to reach the best classes of people with
their spring announcements
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barisn. The death Of Gordon has been
shown to be wholly blamable to the culpable
delay of Wilson's forces, and Wilfred Blunts
questions to the government have not yet
been answered. He declares that the English
troops cut the palm trees and burned water
wheels, filled up wells, and offered reward
for every human hand brought to camp;
offered reward for Oliver Pain, alive or dead,
and forced laborers under the lash to destroy
wells, against the rules of the Arabs mode of
warfare. This arraignment cannot be ignored.
If these things are not true, they should be
promptly and unqualifedly denied.
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spotless populations. Here were the first examples
Tor the browning Of posterity If posterty had been
left to follow the natural impulses Of those who con-
sttuted It. But adn1ire- of Poe proved to be
enterprising than were the modest people, and the
Herald ST.
!. HE war which was raging against Russia short
time ago IN England will be transformed into
war against Gladstone. The English have got to fight
something so great is their fervor and the objective
point OF the lingo hosts will be the position occupied
by the Premier For the next few ra onfhs the waves
OF conflict will eddy and whirl around the defensea
which liberalism has erected. 1t viii be conflict
wmcn VIII De as claInorous rs though carried by
artillery and other producing engines of dcsruo
ton. There viii be attacks EN- masse forlorn hopes
tents retreats rallies partial victories and in brief
all the excitemens, racket, confusion uncertainty
of with none of its dangers This situation win
suit the present warke tendencies of the people and
its development will work off the tremendous encr-
ges which, for the moment, directed against Rus
sia.-Chcago Times.
IT is amusing we'll instructive to note that ths
Suez Canal Commission, which is body consisting OF
representatives of all the powers interested in thu
Mediterranean proposes to dissolve on the decIarar
ton of The essential condition of the canal l.
that no menofwar shall ever pass through it except
sailed his enotwar through it last year to attack
Egypt from Ishmailia, NJ. De Lesseps shrieked his
protest from the banks, but it not noticed thai
the shrieks made any difference in the speed of tbs
war SHIPS The commission proposes to save itself
the humiliation of protesting in vain. It will dis
soiVe, and England will dispatch her ships through
tie canal as If it were British territory 1t would
DC SO with the Panama canal if it built and the
question arises, What nation would control ta-San
Francisco Chronicle
HIGHER license viii enable the city to do more work
ana employ more men and there will be less compet.
ton and better wages. Every dollar that comes nta
the city treasury is expended but the dollars that GO
into the pockets of the saoonkepers not extended
The city viii put work the streets and build nev
schoohouses and give steady employment to larger
number of men when its funds By higher Ii
cense Then property owners will build more houses be-
cauS6
munity from the who works the streets to the
brckmason and carpenter and to the merchant, will
be benefited. This fact ought to appeal strongly
he is tax payer or not and TO every other who
is not directly interested in the sale of liquor viz:
That higher license will put into the public works q
outrageous profits by the saloonkeepers. Milwaukee,
Sentinel.
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The pulpit is beginning to speak out on the
issue which the liquor sellers have forced upon
the city, the first to call attention to it being
Dr. Alabaster, at Meridian-street M. e.
Church. as will be seen by the religious notices
in the proper column. DR.. Alabaster is un-
derstood to be prohibitionist in belief; but,
like the practical man that he is, he believes
in doing the next best thing, seeing that under
our Constitution prohibition is out of the
question, even if public sentiment were a
hundred fold more in it's favor; and he pro-
poses to show the obligation of Christians in
their political relations, to resist the aggres-
sions of such an enemy by every possible
means. We commend the Doctors discourse
to the attention Of the public, just as we shall
all>others as they come to the front with their
sermons. If the battle must be Joined as
now seems inevitable, let it wax hot and rage
all along the line. 1t is already manifest that
the liquor sellers will leave no stone unturned
to secure their ends Why should the sober
taxpayers be Indifferent
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Hungary. Burlingalne asked him to draft the
resolution. Poore did so, and it was intro
duced with a speech. When Lincoln nomi-
mated Burlingame to Vienna, his resolution of
sympathy with Hungary was brought up
against him. The Austrian government pro-
tested, and through a chance suggestion,
made to serve mere temporary political eff
feet, he was sent to China. Austria may now
see fit to decline to receive man as minister
who made himself 50 obnoxious to Italy, a
friendly power that Humhert could not recog-
nize him.
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The Atlanta Constitution says Senator
Eustis stands alone in his party as a critic of
President Cleveland's administration Does
he, indeed? What about Mr.. John Mclean,
of Ohio? Mr.. Randall, too, is thought to be
growing cross-eyed over the way affairs are
working. Do the innumerable throngs of the
hungry and thirsty, whose voices make
mournful the watches of the night, count for
nothingg Above all, is not Mr.. Hendricks to
be counted as at least one, in addition to Mr.
Eustis9 The gentleman from Louisiana is not
so lonely as the Constitution thinks.