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Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
The Walking Wasn't Good.
SAT- LAKE. Oct. 10, IS

bALT lake, OCt. 10, 1850.
ED. DEMOCRAT: Please define the du-
ties of the street-car drivers, if they have
any; whether they are just paid to drive
the car, or whether they are paid to stop
and pick up passengers. 1t is a frequent
occurrence for them to drive very rapidly
right nor left, and you might Yell IL until
you reused the whole neighborhood, or
20 through all the motions familiar to a
circus arena, but it is impossible to get
them to stop, especially on stormy day.
unless you are fortunate enough to have
already planted yourself in front of them.
ONE Who GETS LEFT.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

A CHARLESTON, s. c., correspondent
says: 1--WE went to the circus at Ashe-
vile this morning, and it was good. The
crowd was most Interesting. Some cit-
zens came on bull-back, and others
vehiculated in sleds drawn by spiked
steer teams. Five counties were drained,
and it was touching spectacle to see
women with children at their breast, after
asking their husbands for a chaw, ejacu-
late tobacco juice with unparalleled ac-
curacy OF aim"
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

w. L. GILBERT in letter to the LON
don Times, says: "For my part, could
never quite understand the prejudice
against burglars. An unarrested burglar
gives employment to innumerable tele-
graph clerks, police officers, railway Of
ficials, and possibly also to surgeons,
coroners, undertakers and monumental
masons. AS soon as he is in custody the
services OF whole army OF solicitors,
barristers, judges, grand and petty jury
men, reporters, governors of jails, and
prison warders are called into requistion.
Really the burglar does more good than
harm -
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Utah Marksmen.

BY the end Of November, says the Og-
den Nrws, Of yesterday, picked team OF
five Utah marksmen will go to California,
to meet an equal number of men OF the
Golden State. The contest will be for a
purse of 5000, our Territorial team con-
sisting OF John w. Browning and w. D..
Howe, OF Ogden, with L. r. Ketchum, l..
A. Brim, and G. Duddleson, of Salt Lake
City. The California competitors will
half the expenses Of the trip, and we wish
that the Utah team will take all of the
trophies.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

DIR. CHAPMAN, of Paris, denies that
cholera is caused by q germ or living or
ganism. He says it is nervous condi-
ton referable to congestion OF the spinal
cord. He treats it by applying ice to the
back, and out of thirty-nine cases so
treated lost only five. He is an eminent
physician, and will shortly give his theory
to the profession.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
HATsi HATS, HATS,
raj, ana winter style. Ju.. Arrlv

Youman,s.
This celebrated hat is light and flexible
and the nobbiest hat worn, the leader in
New York City.
. II. M. St1verman's
Fine flexible hat we are making a spec
ialty OF and will sell it cheaper than any
house west Of New York.
'-'sH Stetson,s.
We carry the largest and most com.
plete line in the city, both in soft and
stiff hats and at low prices.
'Hfa NOBLE, WooD & Co.,
The exclusive Hatters, corner west OF
Opera House,.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Given Away by n Name.

A friend tells me story of one Mr..
R, who delighted in the false claim
that he was ION terms" with all the
famous members of the literati. One
evening at social gathering a young lady
engaged Mr.. R in conversation about
books and authors.
"Did you know George Sands?" the
young lady asked.
"Know George Sands? Should say 1
did. We used to room together."-
Chicago News.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
A Three.Cornered Mining Suit.

A big three-cornered fight has been
begun over the Morgan group of claims
situated at Park City, near the famous
Ontario. One corner is held down by
the Morgan Mining Company, another
by George A. Meears as trustee, and the
third by John j. DAILY. The cases are
all protests against the application for
patent OF John ]. DAILY. The difficulty
involves some very valuable properties,
and promises to prove a very interesting
fight.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Rather Personal.

~ knew your father very we'll" said
an Austin lawyer to Gilhooly. "He was
short, thick-set man, and had little
arms"
"If my father had had your fingers at
the end of his arms he would have left a
bigger estate than he did," replied Gil
hooly.
And now this lawyer says if Gilhooly
and yaller dog were to run for Congress
the dog would capture the vote.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
A Perfect woman's Tongue.


sculptor to his friend did say,
"I'll lay wager can make
From this huge mass of shapeless clay
A perfect woman. sans mistake"
"I'll take you," was his friends reply,
And soon the sculptor's work was done.
His friend gazed on with earnest eye,
And with smile said, ~ have won."
Woman without tongue, oh my
think you'll own that l have won."
The sculptor, smiling, made reply,
"a perfect woman should have none."
Louisville COu,ie1'-JO,unal.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Young Miss Boston to Harvard oars
man: 81 suppose you have read George
Elliot's Mill on the Floss?'" ii. G..
(suddenly interested)-"Well, now, it's
funny never heard Of it, aud read all
the sporting papers, too. Was George
knocked out ?"
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Lost.

Last Tuesday evening, between l6l
Main street and ll2 w. North Temple
street, a lady's macrome shopping bag,
containing a small portmonaie, also
calling cards with name OF Mrs. ii. N.
Greene. A reward will be given on re-
turning the above to the Office OF Knowl-
den Il Greene, l6l Main street.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
The Best Coal In the Market
Ii sold by l.. h. Clute, I43 s. Main st.
The Pavilion saturday NIght.

Messrs. Edwards & Kegler are SO well
pleased with the opening Of the Pavilion
that they announce a grand ball on
Saturday from $50 TO IL O'Clock. Ad-
mission TO gentlemen SO cents, which in
cludes skates and dancing; Ladies' admis-
sion free; skates 25 cents. Music by the
Opera House silver and string bands. a
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
1873 Established 1879

Jos. Baumgarten, the Fashionable
Tailor, ,DiH use only the latest London
and New York Fashions and Styles, and
also the finest Imported and Domestic
Cloths. defy any house west of Chi
cago to compare with my tailor depart
ment. Call and be convinced. Ill Main
street
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Lectures ON the Shook OF Mormon"
The several lectures ON the "Book Of
Mormon" by Rev. Lamb, bound in
pamphlet style and for sale at % cents
per copy, are selling numerously. They
treat the subject from an entirely original
subject, and are worthy OF perusal.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Can Keep a Secret.

Some women can keep secret. The
Rebekah degree Of Odd Fellowship is the
best kept secret in the order. Men have
been expelled from the order for divulg-
ing the secret work, but there is not an
instance on record OF woman proving
recreant to her trust.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Salt Lake City Brewing Company.

M. CULLEN, III. w. MoRsE.
President. President.
We are now prepared to receive orders
Tor our CELEBRATED BUDwEIsER LAGER
BEER. Special inducements given to pur-
chasers OF carload lots.
Having given our careful attention to
the selection OF the finest material for the
manufacture Of beer after the Budweiser
process, we are in situation to place be-
fore the public an article superior to any
hitherto offered in this market.
Orders by telephone promptly attended
10. JACOB MoRITz, Sec. * Treas.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

JohnTaylor & Son, No. AZ and A. Second
South Street, have just received choice
lot OF Fall and Winter Woolens, which
they offer to make up in first-class style,
at greatly reduced rates
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
AuctIonI Auctioni

On Monday, October 18th, at 10
q. m, at Stearns' old stand 100 s. Main
street, the entire stock OF fixtures, furni-
ture, silverware, crockery, scales, show
cases, counters and shelving, and entire
outfit Tor manufacturing candies.
DURGIs K ANDREWS, Auctioneers.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

ALDERMAN JONES, OF Denver, has high
opinion Of the Common Council of which
he is member. In speech to that
body last week, he said of the other
members: "You are all thieves and
blacklegs; you are hypocrictes, robbers
and traitors; you all should be in State
Prison for life.''
Denver seems to be falling into line, rs
| n city
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Lapham's Dress and Cloak House,
Dressmaking in all its branches.
Special attention given TO orders from the
country. Orders filed at short notice.
Ready-made dresses kept ON hand. Agent
for McCall's Bazaar Patterns. No. AZ w.
First South street.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

FAITH cure having failed on smallpox
in Montreal, it is now suggested that the
faith curers publish catalogue stating
what diseases the cure is good for.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

One Of the most frequent remarks
passed by the ladies for the past few
days is: "Simon Bros stock, this sea-
son, is simply immense. And the ladies
generally know what they are talking
about.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Simon Bros. show now 300 different
styles OF trimmed and untrimmed ladies',
misses and children's hats in straw, felt
and velvet
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

The latest slang name for dandy is
the mower" because he swings his cane
like a scythe.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Shows a handsome display of silks, vel
vets and wooden fabrics, which we offer at
reasonable prices. Call and see them at
+. AUERBAcH 4 Bro.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
kindergarten.

A class for training in Frebel's method
with children in the kindergarten will be
opened Monday, Oct. 10th. For particu-
lars inquire of Miss Dickey, at the Col
legiate Institute.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Removal.
Young Bros agents Domestic Sewing
Machine and music dealers, have re-
moved opposite their old stand, to No. 80,
Main Street, in Constitution building. y
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Arrival.

We are now opening and receiving daily
a full line OF Fall Clothing for Mems and
Boys wear. GoLDsMIru Il Co.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Buy Pleasant Valley Coal From
Ciute' lab $ Main street; telephone No
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

After a long vacation the elopement of
rich girls with coachmen has begun again
with great virulence.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Rogers a Wiscomb

Keep the finest line of Staple, Fancy and
Green Groceries, Poultry, Fish and Game
in the city. Telephone 107.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Wholesale buyers Of millinery and
fancy goods will do well to call or send
their orders to Simon Bros.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

We pay 10 cents each for Coal Oil Cans
CULMER Bios.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Protect Your FaIniIu.

1t is the duty of every man, rich or
poor, who has created home, to make
some provisions against the inevitable
for those who are dependent upon him,
and this most desirable result can be oh.
tanned by procuring Il policy in the Mutual
i,iie Insurance Company of New York
the oldest active company in America and
the largest life insurance company in the
world. Rates, etc, furnished by Louis
Hyams, Agent, 55 Main street, Hooper &
Eldridge Block, Salt Lake City.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

For u good smoke try the Famous
Cigar, for sale by Sam Levy.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURES OF MAILS
"a 49, calf Iale CITY PasfnifIce.
Silver Quotations

jt,orrected daily by wells. Fargo & Col
silver. New York. Observation-Disclosures. Luz
silver. London ........... ...... ....,.., ia
Lead New York. per 1oolbs .................A25
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Removal,

The Famous" Cigar is known by con-
noisseurs to be the best in the city.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
Simon Bros.

SMOKE the Celebrated Famous" Cigar
manufactured by Sam Levy.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Coal On and Fluid at Pioneer Lamp
Store. 81 T.. First South Street.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

For the best meals and rooms 60 to the
White house. Everything first-class and
low rates.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Order Your Coal From Clute
By telephone No. 14S, Office l43 s Main
street
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
A. Booths Extra Select Oysters,

Ducts. PER CAN,
AT W. $. Smiths, s T. lst South 81. =
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Great Reduction In Livery
AT Mark McKimmins' Livery Stable.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Clute Sells Clean Coal,
And delivers it promptly. Office at 143
S. Main st.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

Go to Z. II. Clute, 143 .. Main st. #,
And buy any kind of coal you want. =
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10
At Fort Douglas To.MOrrow.
PROGRAMME

Open air concert at 4 p. IN,
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-10

So. Frank Hoffman W.. The London
Bank Of Utah. w. w. Woods, for
plaintiff; 'Baskin & Van Horn for de-
PENDANT.
81. John Coulam ct. al. VS.. Ann Doull.
q. i, Sprague for plaintiffs; Sheeks K
Rawins for defendant.
lS4. Peter Kraller Va. James Lawrence.
Woods 4 Hoffman for plaintiff; w. s.
Snyder for defendant.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

The first public quarrel among the Demo
cratic leaders over their respective claims
for recognition at the hands of the Cleve-
land administration has broken out in Con-
necticGt between the Hon. William II, Bar
mum, chairman of the National Democratic
committee, AID Gov. Waller Waller is ex-
tremely sore because Barnum secured the
nomination for the Senatorship, inasmuch
as The latter's success would seem to imply
that Barnum and not Waller is the favorite
of the Connecticut Democr acy and the man
they would prefer that Cleveland should
shower honors upon. Therefore Waller's
friends are STRIVING to show that the caucus
did not fairly reflect the sentiment of the
mass OF the Democratic party but was cor
ruptly influenced. Barnum is sized up pref
ty well as ''mere money-bags puppet." On
the other hand the B.rnum men are accus-
lug Waller OF having been in favor of The
nomination of Thurman at Chicago and of
having secretly worked for the defeat of
Cleveland. 1t is a very pretty fight as it is,
AID as yet it is in its infancy.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

Some of the Maine newspapers are chargin
the Boston Joun al with all sorts of crime for hav
ing published in full the Coburn will and for hay-
ing refused 10 send copy of 1t te them. The Our-
nal came by The will in entirely legitimate man
ner 1t is true We did give abstract of it TO the
Associated Pres To send West but under 10
OBJ igato,s TO furnish Maine news TO Maine news
papers. Suppose z he journal fit to make
reat eaertioLs to obtain exclusive document
in New York city, does the Maine press imagine
that the Tribune OF Sun would telegraph and de-
msnd a copy y?-Boston journal.
This is moi the tue nor place to discuss
the Boston Jouina's obligations TO the
Maine press further than to say that If the
above paragraph contains an authoritative
statement Of the Journals views ON the sub
Ject, Name newspapers are not likely 10 be
found in agreement with it. The pretence
which runs all through the Journals para
graph that its exclusive publication of the
will was due to superior enterprise on it's
part is false and silly. There was no enter
prise in it. All the Maine newspapers sea-
souably applied for the will and their failure
to get it was not due to any delinquency on
their part. The Boston Journal got it and
the Maine newspapers did not, simply be-
cause of the arbitrary act of the three Skow-
began executors. The statement above made
is the first evidence that the Journal sent
the Will to the Associated Press west, aud it
is in direct conflict With strong circumstan-
tial evidence on the same subj-ct. The New
York Times, Herald and World are as much
enlitled to associated press dispatches as
the Sun and Tribune, and it The Journal sent
an abstract to the Associated Press west
they must have received it. But neither one
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

The panegyrics which Senstor Vest and
Senator Lamar pronounced ON Jrff Davis
met with prompt endorsement in the
South. The Charleston News and Courier,
one Ct the ablest of the Southern papers, de-
clares in the course of long article tha. sit
were better, SO far as the Southern states
are concerned, that the Democratic party
should remain out of power aud without
Office from generation to generation, than
that the ex-coDfederates should dithonor the
memories of their mothers, and the graves
of their fathers, by allowing 1t to be said
without contradiction that Lee, Jackson,
Stuart, Rhodes, Oleburne, Bee, Barlow, and
the army of gallant soldiers who, with them,
have gone over to the silent majority, were
conspirators and traitors, saved from
the hands of the baDgmen by the weak gen.
eroslty of their exultant conquerors, :"
A curious and amusing feature of the article
is its attempt to show that jeff Davis was not
a traitor because he was not hung, which is
equivalent to saying that man isn't guilty
unless he is punished.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

The latest and, on The whole, the most
promising, scheme for raising the necessary
funds for the Barthold pedestal is a fight
between the NV York Suu's Office cat and
an unknown Cat. Perhaps an ealing a,ch
would be more In the line Of the Suns ami
NAL, unlrss his appetite has been destroyed
by Cleveland's letter.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

of them had a syllable Of the will on Wednes-
day morning. Furthermore if the abstracts
that the Sun and Tribune received had
come through the Associated Press they
would have been Identical in language
throughout, but they differed in phraseolo-
gY, showing conclusively that they were two
distinct dispatches.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19
HOSIERY.

We have decided to uupack all
of our last seasons Cotton Hosiery
and offer them in this sale at one.
third their former price.
l25 dozen Children's French Der
by Ribbed Hose, full, regular
shape at 25 cents per pair, for
mer price rs, So and ST..
25 dozen ladies' Ingram Black
Hose at 25 cents, worth soc.
Is dozen ladies' Zine English
Cashmere Hoe at so cents,
marked from rs cents.
25 dozen all Wool outside sizes
1t 25 cents, regular price AZ
cents.
81 dozen ChiIdren's All Wool Cash.
mere Hose at 30 cents, former
price rs and SO cents.
Several lots of Ladies' and
Children's Cotton Hose to be
closed at a Low figure.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

There is veIy little danger, we eppreheud,
OF an extra session Of Congress. Mr.. Ran
dali may threaten t. leave the appropriation
bills in condition TO compel the calling of
one, but before the present session ends
those bills will all be passed. Cleveland can
not afford o permit his administration a its
very beginning to be weighted with such an
incubus as an extra session would be.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

II is very much to be doubted if the cause
OF prohibition wll be advanced by lectures
on the subject from Ex Gov. S.. John of
Kansas. 1t is possible that he did rot
know OF the negotiations of his friend Lee
gale, aud therefore may not be guilty of the
charge of Offering to sell out for money. But
the evidence against him is so strong that,
until II is cleared away, be cannot address
an audience in the United States, large
part of which will not believe that
they are listening to corrupt man. A plea
for prohibition under such circumst lnces
would be likely to do prohibition much
m re harm than good. Therefore uutil Mr..
st. John has relieved hiq>ef of the suspic-
ion against him it " ill be much elter for the
cause of prohibition for him TO retire 10, and
remain in, priv.te life. His own de. ials un-
dert the circumstances, are not Sufficient,
and the endorsement If John B. Finch who
was Deuoc duriug The campaign mas
quaradipg as a temperance man, will not
help him much.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

Either Cleveland's letter has not been
read by the Democrats who dwell on the
banks of the St. Croix or else it is regarded
purely as "taffy" for the Mugwumps.
Twelve candidates for the Calais custom
house have so far come out of tie woods and
the woods are far from depopulated yet.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19
MONDAY MORNING, JANUaRY 10.

We do not re.d ANONYMOUS ieCsens and commune
cations The name and address of the writer in
all cases Indispensable, necessarily for pubnCa-
uon but as guarantee of good faith.
We cannot undertake to return or preserve COM
municstions that are not used.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19
HAMBURGs.

In this department we propose
to surprise every customer that
has the opportunity to examine
before they are closed out.
so pieces Hamburg Edging to be
sold at the unheard of price OF
2 yards for l cent.
rs pieces Hamburg Edging at 3
cents per yard.
so pieces Hamburg Edging at 5
cents worth today 10 cents.
so pieces Hamburg Edging at 10
cents, worth 90 cents.
25 pieces Hamburg Edging at Is
cents, worth 81 1.2 cents.
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

Mr. Beecher and DR.. Van Dyke in the cur
rent number of she North American Review
discus the question whether .scergymen
Should be politicAus," Mr.. Beecher taking
the affirmative aad DR.. Van Dyke the uega-
tive. We are not prepared to cay but there
may be times when ciergymen should be
pol ticians. Ordinarily, however, the good
that arises from clergyman's taking the
stump for rarty candidate is more than
balanced by the harm that results from H..
The complaint against Mr.. Beecber however
has not been so much OF account of his con-
duct in the late campaign as on account Of
the reason be gave for it. We have his own
word for 1t hat the reason of his hearty sup
port of Cleveland was that he had taken
vow u stuck TO aud assist every man who
got into scrape similar TO the one that
befel him
The Portland daily press., 1885-01-19

Congressman Boutt'e is right. The prop.
er thing TO do with the Aert is to fix her up
and return her to the British government
with thanks.