Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-11-30
ALL SORTS.
sCOTTvs EMULSION OF PURE

Cod Liver Oil, with HypOphOsphites.
For Pulmonary Troubles.
I'll McFall, NJ. D., Anderson, S. c., says: ''I
consider SCOTS Emulsion one of the best prepare
tions in the market for Pulmonary Troubles. have
used it in my practice since 1876, and am well salts
fed with it."
All the great forces in nature are silent forces,
but you couldn't make henpecked husband be-
eve it.
The man who sits down to wait for somebody's
old shoes will need Il cushion on his chair.
Johnson's Anodyne Liniment is of the few
really valuable patent medicines which we always
take pleasure in calling attention to- 1t is both for
Internal and external use and is worth more to a
family til aa whole medicine chest
Impure blood is the cause of more misery than
any other source of disease, but this fact is often
overlooked. Parsons Purgative Pills will make
new rich blood and will change the blood in the
entire system in three months, taken one night.
Speaking of eoincid epces it is worthy of remark
that kiss, miss and bliss rhyme facetously.
"IIave used DR.. Thomas Electric Oil Tor pr9ap
and colds, and declare it positive cure" Con
tributed by VIM. Kay, $40 Plymouth Ave-, Buffalo,
Ny.
The cup that doesn't cheer or inebriate, but
sometimes rouses suspicion-the hic-cup.
james Pyles Pearline has become recognized as
the best washing preparation ever invented. 1t has
relieved Wash-day of the old wear and tear and
cleans the dirtiost fabric without injuring it.
A suitable wife for an athlete would be dumb
bell.
| One of my children, girl about nine years old,
had IL very bad discharge from her head and nose
of thick, yellowish matter, and was growing
worse We had two different physicians prescribe
for her, but without benefit We tried Ely's Cream
Balm, and much to surprise in three days there
| was marked Improvement. We continued using
the Balm and in a short time the discharge was
apparently cuFed,-O: A. Cary, Corning, N. Y.
To chin man doesn't make hin Chinaman
CHARLES COSIROVE,
Who has not been able to attend to his business ol
years was interviewed by our reporter yesterday,
| and says For years l was troubled with Bright's
disease of the Kidneys, The doctors gave me up
Through an eastern friend / obtained bottle o
| Sulphur Btters. took five bottles and now l an
almost well. Keith sells them.-San Francisco Cal
kiss the baby while you CAM admonishes
new poet. We can kiss her just rs well fifteen o.
twenty years from now-if she's that kind of bah,
Know Thyself, by reading the ''Science of Life,
the best medical work ever published, Tor youn,
| and middle-aged men.
A robust blacksmith is needed to shoe a horse
| but it requires the careful and tender hand of
woman to ''shoo'' a hen.
'iROugh OH Rats.o
Clears out rats, MICE reaches, flies, ants, bed bug
D.:
Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness Ind
| gestion, Headache .Sleeplessness cured by Wells
| Health Remover"
| '.ROugh on COrns.:
Ask for ''Wells' Rough on Corns.'' 15c Quic
complete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts, bunior
''Buchu-Paiba.'
Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder an
| Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation, Stone, Ora
Ell, Catarrh OF the Bladder. 81, Druggists.
Bed-Bugs, Flies.
Flies, reaches, ants, bed-bugs rats mice, gopher
chipmunks, cleared out by ''Rough ON Rats 15c
Thin People.
"Wells' Health Renewer'' restores health and vi
or,cures Dyspepsia Impotence, Sexual Debility
enough on Pain.''
Cures cholera, collie, cramps, diarrhea, ache
palms. spreins, headache, neuralgia, rheumatisI
zoe. Rough on Pain Plasters, 15c.
Mothers.
Ifyou are failing, broken down, worn out, ner
Gus, use Tells Health Renewer." 81. Druggist
Life Preserver.
Ifyou are losing your grip on life, try ssWel
Health Remover" Goes direct to weak spots.
'sRougii Piles
Cures Piles or Hemorrhoid, Itching, Protrudin
Bleeding, Internal or other. Internal and Extarr
Remedy in each package. sure cure, Soc Drugg
Pretty Women.
Ladies who would retain freshness and vivacit
Don't fail to try "Wells' Health Renewer.''
| auSt, Itch,
"Rough on Itch cures humors, eruptions rim
worm letter, salt rheum, frosted feet chillblains
eRougi Catarrh'
Il Corrects offensive odors at once. Complete Gu
of worst chronic cases. also unequalled as gare
for Diphtheria, Sore Throat, Foul Breath. Soc
The Hope offhe Nation.
Children, slow in development, puny, scraw
and delicate, use Wells Health Henewer''
| Ca;arrii of the Bladder.
| Singing, irritation, Inflammation, all Kidney a
| Urinary complaints, cured by "Buchu-Paiba',
| sWater Bugs, ROaches."
Rough on Rats" clears them ont, also beetles al