The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-10-01

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Ln
The nsn vho rohs The clothes lirr u
Eos peosssAsiIy . lsnndvnsn. but be
generally takes IL washing.
IL . sald divorces are multiplying Is
eaapus h. ,fse, however, sss divorce iron
il. very bsiam must 10 dividing.
Have yeu board my iasi songy
ssked = mnsic iescher o. arnn critic
Il hope 40. w1 The rsply.
--Mls4 Cleveland - about 10 write .
Drssl, ia ~ ssid Al. the mngsumps
sccm 10 bar responsible for good deal,
A base bali enthusiast wsD,s 10 know
il ~ ampsr cas he . christian. He mnss
~. All iLs christian virtues are required
ia that positson.
Why don't you ehsllence him. col.
onelY@ "s.eapse dneling " seia the
lsw II shu state. replied the colonel,
..isor II v~F ! " = chance tn sssassioase
him.
The ling " Danmsrk has vAri on
HE clio sblsh " uould sise $4,000
II ~ rii u fire minutes fooiing
sf.ned buxs sas ~ouIi do IL
Chicago i.as applied for 10000 square
feet - spses Al the Nsw Orleans eHposi-
tiga Ia Il possible shs is goisg q make
40 exhibition u hrr footwear
Mrs. SYLVAN sent to the city the other
day for Que Of those ruta. baga hats. The
good vomsn wanted one Of those that
sufn up At the sidc.
My son. Why IL II that you are always
behindhand ia your studiesf Because. II
we're not bchindhsnd with them, cold.
nj pursue them.
"A girl will sing and girl will dance.
aud girl viii work crochet; but she can't
throw stone and Bit : church because
she ain, built thst way.
The Burlington Free Press says: Tho
tug wiiherbee with small TOW arrived 10
por, yesterday noon. We infer that some
accident must have deprived her Of her
big tow.
--"My boy" said fond mother to her
young son recently, who knows butwhat
you may some day be governor Of Geor-
giAi' Tut, tut, wife," said the husband
looking up from newspaper, whats the
use Of trying TO discourage the lada"
The best way Of SOLDERING up is to
bslLs the head and wrists 10 cold water
and take . portion Of bromide Of potas-
sium aud aromatic ammonia or valerian. "
Only one bettcr--don's get drunk.
They have become so particular in
Tennessee that II man shoots at one per-
son and kills another he is arrested and
badgered and mopped around in the courts
until clean discouraged.
A damsel. applied for place behind a
counter What clerical experience have
youf'' asked the man Of dry goods. VERY
little. +" she said with blush. "ior ! only
joined The church last week"
Grocer Half pound Of tea9 Which
will You have, green or black. Servant
Shnre aylher will do. It's for an old wo-
man that's nearly blind.
- An Iowa Judge has decided that man
is IN duty bound TO tell his wife where he
spends the evenings when be is away from
home. This decision is all right to Ger.
tain extent. but suppose the man doesn't
know.
"A Pittsbnrg woman. who watched two
puQilists. who were suiiors, fight sixteen
rounds Tor her hand, wisely concluded TO
take the fellow who got whipped. He was
easier 10 handy.
John Bright thinks that Europe is
marching towards some great castrophe.
1t ia conjcctured that Mr.. Bright has q
prcseutmsnt that Oscar Wilde is going 10
begin another series Of aesthetic lectures.
= Gay old gentleman TO boy, on twelfth
birthday; hope you will improve in wis.
dom, knowledge and virtue. Boy, politely
returning compliment. totally unconscious
Of sarcasm The same TO you. sir
AT this season OF the year the secre-
tary Of the agricultural society il busy
with the dictionary. He is looking fol
slj.ctiyes to apply TO those exhibits for
which there are no premiums II is
cold day when the secretary stirs the
wrath Of al exhibitor by leaving out the
psoprt adjective.
DOES yonr husband 60 TO the lodge. |
Mrs tiibbericky' "Wel. he just don'L |
l broke up the little game while ago"
why. how 10 tbc world did you do III"
Whenever be started for the lodge went |
~i'h him ~ far as the skating rink. aud |
told him 10 call for me on his way home.
II only took few doses TO cure him
"A COLLECTION vas taken up IN Kansas
ehursIl recently. and when the hat reached |
The srsl occupied BY lady. her daughter
and l,tsls son. the t~o ladies found them
selves Siihont cent Of money, but young |
America reached over aud deposited cent
IN the hst aud then whispered 10 bis sister;
There. just sssed this family from be-
ns ~hitesashed.
Lady. IN 80 angry snd shrilI voice.;
Conductor Why dout you stop the car
' hen tell yonf Irssciblc bachelor Con.
durior. the lady wants 10 ino~ Why the
drs-i you don't stop ihe car. Lady.
mrse asfriIy still: ] didn't say 80 air
bachelor; No. madam bat that's
: isss ,pu mesnt
--Jsm Dsoi,iiie has not been married
'~rf long, hat slresdy complsias that bis
> ~ has very bad temper. When did