The Dallas weekly herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1885, 1885-11-26

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li.h mluuHa uuH inlIutt 10 uiuI
'lnn u.n.rtH no minutos before tu4 iiini
an tis luf hat and o1ai hung up nur
II et hiH post whuns i''
|duN. inH UHn boz over Hnd Hul0
. o. tnu afternoon iolklns nc his Wslcl
100 HHsli Itla noe uOst uniH n Hhu a.
200" other Stays htlt an h0ur alter ui
mIEhi 800, s1l Whsu hgsHi WhB SAWS
no wanted 20 look over Sumo entries h'
hAd mate zoo be- euro no was Night ul
u pg, up .lmo o. ois that hAd hsou
lHit out 0i place. Tho ono b. YorA
puucllIuua about dong work nni *
acay belonging 10 him, Tao other Il
Rlau % hflp the UtGnr clorks LA thtil
Wurf. Tho hrsl win DO n prolonged
rotAlug, Hld hH VIII b9 poorer ~ o.
hRa NJ 20. rho other VIII DO IA r
chnnt prince.
InCaituce Il the IgGsa OF more isll
ufss in al &C 'uPstipns than ynu nav,
ever guspacttd. y5Op'o Hre TOO Icy ~
DO what they rsn DO, aud want 20 90
Csr.Hko thHs which they c.uupt do
II tpo drama 81 no thIY DONE Waut 10
} be- d common so der clrryinf "a bel-
hord across Inc st-go, or = iatcvuee or
q moro attendant, nud 10 lounB1 about
Toe osueI Till tucy shall hH called ia
he n Ma1resly % a ia las Btut1s
Booth. They sAy: "Gtps mo che
part OF Timon Of Athens rather
tnau that at FlhVluA, hia
stewart" "Lst mo BE- Cgmbtli nee, So
king, rath3rthAu Pisaul, the sgrV6ui :"
Alier awhile tGsy, by somo aucidonJ
OF prosperity or circumstance, sIt Ia
the nisoa Tor which thoy have 40 Qnsli-
! tieaugn And very soon, n the man
b . merchant, he ~ going around
ASKING HIS esBpIToHs TO coNPRo.
MISE
for 10 cents on tho dollar: or IL q clor-
EYmsn, DO ~ mnklug Trades against
tho inArGti,aiB u churches; or II an
attorney. by uuskillful manage mont
no lossea case in which Widows and
orph as arc foObsd Of their portions;
ar II Il physician, he, by malpractice,
glycs mia patient rspiu transit from
| this world e. the next, as tho clumsy
sur 7ou OF Charles H., king of Ma
ware, uaving s6wod up the feeble
liu bi Of tue king In q shset soaked OF
Inf smmabie nsteriai, and having no
kIifo to cut thS thread, took oandlo
10 snrn 4 the thread, aud the band
Rss took FIRE and consumed tho
king. Our Incompetent fyieud
would have hhde q sDlsuGid horsa
co0i0r, but 10 wanted 70 DO professor
ol AVn.Omy IN university, He could
have aOi0 enough confectionery to
Atvn eupportos MIA family, bat ne |
nGGlcd Ia have suger refinery ike |
90 HsyemsJ ers. He coutd have |
IueBdnd shoes, but no wanted 10 mend |
the couslitu lon of tho Unit9d States.
cowarS the end of hfe these PEOPLE are |
out OF patience, ont of money, out of
friends, out OF everything. They go
Ia tho pooIhguso or keep out of 10 by |
running "a debt 10 ell tho grocery and
dry goods stores chat will trust them.
People begin ~ wonder whom tho cur
tain VIII drop cn the scene. After
while, leaving othiBg nag their com.
puIenbs % pSy sheir doctor, under
tsker AM Gabriel Grubb, the grave
stgger They dlsappesF. Exeant!
Kissed N thp STAGE!
Others fsii IN ths drama OF life
throuEA dems uYtrsted selishnesa.
ihsy make AL tgS rivers empty Into
tine zoe, al Iha roads or emoia-
ment and 81 their door, and
they EAtAer All the plumes OF
honor for Ohoir brow. Thsy hello no
one, encourage no uue, rescue no one.
allow big Pho OF money can / get?"
GLOW mach OF the world can i sb
sorh?" are The cSiei questions. They
reel abost the common people as tho
Turks felt towards tho Asapi or COM
mon soldiers, considering them of nc
use except 10 NIL up the bitches with
their dead bodies while the other |
troops walked over them to take the
fort. After while this prince OF |
worldly aucoess Ia sick. Tho only in
tersBt aoslety has in his illness is the
effect chat his possible decsase may
have on the money markets.
After A WHILE NE DIES.
Crest Newspaper capitals announce
hpH he started with nothing and sDd-
ed With everything. Although for
sake of epseBrsnce come people put
to The eye, there is not
one genutse tear shed fbstweon Gem
trail perll snd the battery, or hetween
Brooklyn heights aud Brooklyn hill.
The hoirs sit up all night while no lies
ia state, discussing what the old
fellow has probably done with his
1t takes all the livery stables
within two miles to furnish funeral
% uipaRe, and all the mourning stores
SIRE kept busy selling weeds OF grief.
The atonecuttev' "nnd in proposala for
B monument minister at tho OBJ
sequies reRCe the resurrection,
which make .Lha, qrera fear that if the
i dr cier does come ND
n the general ilsing he will try to ssG
> corner on tombstones and graveyard
Iences. All good mon are glad that
.h6 moral nulsancs bsB been removed
The Wall street spssnlators are glad
1ecause there liz moro room for them
'e,yes. Tbs heirs are glad because
hey get possessionof the long delayed
nhoIitAnee. Dropping sveey iestser oi
vi his plumes, every certiiicats OF oil
liz stock, every bond OF all HIS invest
nents, every dollar Of all his fortune be-
departs, ana all the rolliog Of The Dead
March in Saul, and NIL tbs pagsantry OF
iis interment and all the exc Uisitanes5
" sarcOphagus, and ell Tao extrava-
lance of epitsphology cannot hide the
act that my text has come again to
tremendous tulfillment; "Men shall
lap their hand ut hiDl ana sksll hiss
i'm out of the place."
You see tho clspping comea before
no bliss. The world ch9srs bsfore it
lamns. So, 1t ia said, the deadly ssp
ickles before IL stings 4oing up is
10? Hurrah! Stand back aad lot mis-
.allopiug horses dash by, q whiriwind
f plated harness aud lnEl,ug mead
ear and srched neck. Drink deep of
liz Madeira and cognac. Beast OF
ow well you know him.
ALL HATS OFF AS HE PASSES.
Bask for days and years in tho san
ght of his prosperity, Gsiug down,
} he? Pretend TO be noarEightod 40
nat you cannot see him as no walks y
ast. When mon asks you II you A
now him, halt and hesitate rs though
GU were trying TO call up dim
and say, "Wall, y-e-s-s, yes, t
bAlieve 1 once did know him, but &
ave not seen him for long while" .
ross different ferry from the one I;
rkere you ussd to moot him, last he a
sk far financial help. When you b
5arted life he spoke good word for r
on at the bank. Talk down bis credit d
ow that hig fortunes are collapsiDg. Z
10 put his name on two of your notes; q
I'll him you have changed your mind 9
bout sach things and tkaS you never d
ndorse. After = while his matters b
ome to dead halt and an assignM emit Q
7 suspension or sheriff's sale takes 3
lace. Yoa say: "He ought to have I
topped sooner. Just as expected,