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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

81 have Suffered with eataYrh in my heal fo'
years and paid out hundreds OF dollars for meii-
cines, but have heretofore received only tempo
rary relief. Ibegan to take Hoods aarsaparlla
and It helped me so much that / decided to keep
on Now my catarrh Is nearly cured, the weak
ness OF my body IL all gone, my appetite Is good
in fact, 1 feel Ike another person. Hoods Sarsa-
pariila is the best medicine I have ever taken, and
the only one that has done me permanent good
Mrs. A CuySI SGuAM, Providence, r. l.
81 have been troubled with catarrh abouta year,
causing great soreness Of the bronchial tu3es AMI
terrible headache | saw the advertisement Of
Hoods Sarsaparlla as a cure for catarr1, and al
ter taking only one bottle I am much better. Ny
catarrh l. cured, ms throat Is eusreig well, aud
my headache has al disappeared r. GIBBONS,
Hamilton, Butler Co., o.
Hoods Sarsaparilla
Sold by all druggists. 81; SIX for s.. Prepared
by c. I. HOOD u o Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar.
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have much difficulty in swallowing the huge
old-fasbioned pill. but anyone can take DIR.
Pierce's pheasant Purgatiye Pellets, +"
which are composed OF highly concentrated
vegetable extracts. For diseases of the
liver and stomach, sick and bilious head
ache, ETC., they nave no equal. Their
operation is attended with no discomfort {
whatever. They arc s~ugar-coated and put
sp in glass walls.
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j. W. Graham, Wholesale Druggist, Of
Austin, Tex. writes,--I have been ham
ding DIR. WIN. HALLS BALsAM FOR
THE LUNGS for the past year, and have
found il one of the most salable medicines
I have ever had in my house for Coughs,
Colds, and even Consumption, always Civ
ing entire satisfaction. Please send me
another gross.
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Facts for Families.

In order to cook your hare, you must
always first catch it.
1t is much easier to catch a cold than
to catch a hare.
To get rid of a cold, always use Red
Star Cough Cure.
To get he'd Star Cough Cure only
equires TWENTY-FIVE cents.
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We had better appear to be what we
n than affect to be what we are not.

Hop Plaster. For Crick, Stitches, Rheuma-
tism, Pains in the Side or Hip, Chest and
Lung difficulties or soreness in any part,
nothing equals the porous plaster for cur
ing pain aud streng hening. Fresh Hops,
Burgundy Pitch aud Balsams combined.
25c. druggists.
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EGGS AND HAMA nice way to
serve eggs with broiIed ham is to but.
ter some patty tins, sprinkle with fine
crumbs Of bread. break an egg in q
saucer, and then, without disturbing
the yolk, pour it into the tin. Set the
tins in a hot drippingspan and let them
stand In the oven until the white is
cooked Then, after putting the thin
slices of nicely broiied ham upon a hot
platter, take the eggs from the oven
and turn out on the ham. 1t Is not
necessary to close the door of the oven
while the eggs are in; indeed, 1t is bet
ter not to do SO.
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Observation-Disclosures about
eql ial parts Of the common salt and
alum. Ge as much cotton as will lI
the tooth. Damp If, put it in the MIX
tu Q and pace 1t in the tooth. This Is
ais ) a gooe mixture for cleansing tht
tee til.
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JELLY CAKE.-one cup CT sugar, d
tablespoonful of butter, one egg, two.
thirds Of q cup OF sweet milk, one and
a Halt cups of flour. three heaping tea
spponfuls OF baking powder. Put to-
ge4her with jelly or whipped cream.
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PANApA.-Lay in a bowl two Bos-
ton or graham crackers split; sprinkle
on a pinch OF salt, and cover with boil
ing water. Set the bowl in a sauce
pai Of boiling water, and let it stand
thirty minutes, till The crackers look
clear. Slide into q hot saucer without
breaking. and eat with cream and SUI
gar. Serve always very hot,
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A WOMAN whose husband was re-
Gently sent TO the p~enitentiary wrote the
following letter to her loved one Il
don t like TO shake younow that you
are in trouble, but under the circum-
stances it is the best thing l a do.
The man you stole the hog from has
proposed to me, and l have consented
to marry him. am getting tired of
the neighbors thowing it up to me that
my husband is n the pen. / am going
to marry this fellow quietly, an when
they come around an say your hus-
bands in the pen,' l can call 'em a
liar, am have 'em arrested for SANDER"
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EGG CREAM Beat the yolksof four
eggs, three t~ablespoonfnls Of sugar and
a the rind grated lightly and Juice of
spoonful of powdered sugar to the
whites Of the eggs and beat until stiff.
Place the beaten yolks in a vessel in a
pot OF boiling water and cook gently,
stirring all the time. When it thickens
stir in the whites until thoroughly mix,
ed, then cool. Serve In small glasses.
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APPLE WATER.-Roast two souI
apples and pour over them a quart OF
boiling water. Cover and let it stand
for half an hour. A pint of washed
dried apples may be used instead OF the
roasted apples.
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A standard specific and absolute cure
is found III the great liver and kidney
medicine, Hunts remedy. Beware of
limitations.
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WoRn HoR DEFT FINGERs.-Rich-
ly covered footstools are being utilized
as workbaskets. Art embroidery for
upholsterlng purposes is exceedingly
rich, worked IN relief of shaded Yashs
satin or silk, ingold and silver thread,
matalthread OF light blue aud seagreen
and chenille, tassels where used CORES
ponding to the same. In the case Of
panel surfaces it is quite en- gegts to in
troduce a border OF different material
from the gre I'd. Fis1gated hand
painted tiles, wic,1T
frame 10 ado, sant space.E
may in some ] made mcM
effective by attaching a small silk Or
satin ribbon bow OF contrastiye color
to the upper border.
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MEssMANs PEPToSIzED BEEF TONIC. the only
preparation Of beef containing It's entire nutrt
iloeis properties. 1t eontaInshlood-msking force
generating and DEMONSTRATING properties; inyalua.
blefor indigestion, dyspepsia nervous prostration,
fecbled conditions, whether the result OF exhaus.
ton, nervous prosfration, oyer-work or acute dis
ease, particularly II resulting from pulmonary
complaints. Caswel, Hazard Ca. proprletors,
New York. Sold by drugglstsL
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100 Doses One Dollar Is inseparably corrected
with Hoods Sarsaparilla, and is true OF no other
medicine, A bottle OF HOODS SarsapariIIa con-
tains 100 doses, and will last a month, while
others viii average to last not over a week. Use
only Hoods Sarsaparilla.
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For DYSPEPSIA and for the cure OF all the
disorders OF the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Consttpa-
cents.
DR.RADwAY & CO. .s2 Warren st. NY.
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Whatever we may pretend, interes,
and vanity are the sources Of most OF
| our affections,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

Ifafiicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

sDo BIRDS think?n asks q writer
in opening a current article. If they
do, we should like to know what a ca
nary bird thinks of the woman who
stands up in a chair and talks baby
through the brass wires Of the cage.
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"How my back does ache 20 All
diseases of the kidneys, retention OF
urine and female weaknesses, are
cured by Hunts Remedy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

"WHy Is it?" said an ex-governor to
an old acquaintance, sthat when / am
out of Office you never speak to mep"
Because the acquaintance replied,
awhen you are in office you never
speak to me.o
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81 shall be satisfied when / shall
waken with Thy likeness.n Nothing
less can satisfy a child Of God.
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A GEORGIA WoMAN's COFFEE
An Atlanta lady who is an excellent
housekceper, and whose coffee has been
praised time after time, gives the follow
ing as the rules and regulations for max
ing that delightful beverage: at is an
easy matter to have good coffee. In
the first place, the coffee must be kept
in an alright canister. and must be of
a good quality, and be ground as is
needed. The coffee pot must be kept
scrupulously neat, and must be- kept In
the sunshine whenever there is any
sunshine. The teakettle in which the
water is boiled must also be kept clean,
and fresh water must be used for maxi
ing the coffee. The amount of coffee
used muet be bounteous, else the pro-
duct will have . limp taste and will
fail to give satisfaction. If a good sup
ply of crisp, freshly ground coffee is put
into q clean pot and fresh boiling wat
er is poured on and the coffee is allowed
to boil awhile, good coffee is the result.
At our home we make coffee extra
strong, use about a third Of a cup of
good fresh milk with the cream on it,
and it is delightful. 1t is far different
from much of the alleged coffee that a
combination of stinginess and careless.
ness forces helpless people to drink
The lady is right. Eternal vigilance
is the price of good coffee.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

A MYSTERIOUS man has been ar
rested in Chicago, and the police refuse
to diyulge the charges against him. II
1t supposed. however, that he went to
a Chicago saloon and asked for lemon
ade.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

IN an important note on spectroseop-
&c observations through the medium of
radiant matter submitted by Mr.. VIM.
Crookes TO tie Academy Of Sciences,
Paris, 3lie author shows that, from the
anomalies presented during his present
expeI nts, the conclusions of his
spect analysis per SO are liable to
seriol rror, unless at each step. the
speeh )pist is controlled by the
chem who represents the court of
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

From the knowledge of what you
should not do, you may easily judge
what you should do.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

ert Goss states that in 1870
sill insects from the carbon
8 of the whole world were
ence. During the last five
viewer, the additions to that
lave been very large through
oyeries made in Europe and
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

The joys of heaven are like the stars,
which by reason of our remotenes ap
pear extremely little.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

ETHEL-"Papa, I am getting up a
subscription to buy such a lovely dol
lar doll 1 saw in the window yester-
day." Papa-"Well, my child, is your
subscription nearly made up?'' Ethel
"Oh, yes, papa. Almost. All / need
from you is a bare 9S cents.
The Popular Science Monthly is try
ing to explain how dies walk on glass,
Now, we would like to know what
Nere is 70 extremely attractive to a
hont a. mum devoid of hair.
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(,RoUP CIR PNEUMoNIA.-For Group
or pneumonia, bruise raw onions, lay
on a cloth With powdered gum cam
phor sprinked over it, and apply to
che st al igs, and cover with hot
flar mel. lis Is a sure cure il taken In
tin le.
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ANOTHER failure is recorded. john
ny Brown who has been operating quite
extensively in marbles, has had a run
OF bad luck lately, and owes commons,
alleys and Chinese to all the boys.
However, it is not thought that the
failure will have any appreciable effect
upon the dry-goods, grocery and pro-
vision markets.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

A ARLINGTON man calls his dog
"CorS, Y because his bark is so light.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

GET Lyons Patent Heel Stiffeners APP
piled to those new boots and they will
never run over.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

THE gentleman who built his house
on a foundation of sand made a poor
investment, and yet a foundation Of
sssand'i is absolutely necessary in build
ing a house. And SO are s'rocks'' too,
for that matter.
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s-asIsfactory Evidence,

The desire Of appearing TO be persons
6 ability often prevents our being SO.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

Scripture knowledge is a candle,
without which faith cannot see to do
its work.
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The devil tempts all other men, but
idle men tempt the devil.
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1t requires no small degree of talent
to know how to conceal it.
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Itisa Fact
well established that consumption if at
tended to Ia its first stages, can be cured.
There is, however, no true and rational
way to cure his disease, which Is really
scrofulous liberation of the lungs, except
through purifying the blood. Keep the
liver in perfect order and pure blood will
be the result. Or. Pierce's Golden Medi-
cal Discovery" a purely vegetable com
pound does all this and more while it
purifies the blood it also builds up the sys-
TEN, strengthening itagainst future attacks
Medical Discovery" Tai 2ther. OF
druggists.
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according to. Henry Viyarez, a
French electrician, silicious bronze has
a conductibility comparable to that of
copper and a strength greater than that
of iron. For telegraphic purposes slli-
cious bronze wires may be used to re-
place those of galvanized iron more
than five times a heavy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

In every profession every individual
affects to appear what he would will
ingly be esteemed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

A MEDICAL writer says, sMany people
dig their graves with their teeth.n He
probably referred to those whose mel
ars have become athletic by boarding
house life,
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The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made Of gins md leat5a--TrH than
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12
DIR. RAILWAYS
SarsapaFiIIian ReSOlyent
Or. Radway,s Pills.

Builds up the broken-1own constitution, purines
the blood. restoring health and vigor. Sold by
dru - 4 n hottie
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

Mr. r. T. FrispeH, In a paper read
before the Chemical Society, London,
says that the results of his personal ex-
perisnce with toughened glass during q
period of eleven months has caused him
to regard that substance when formed
into laboratory utensils as a complete
failure.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

When In company a well bred maj
ought to check disposition to gaping
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-12-12

~ WAS a drummer, SAID the young
man, .sall through the war;
SIS that sopn replied the old man;
81 didn't think you had seen SO much
service. What part Of the country
were you IMP"
In New York, mostly"
New York;
Yes; / represented a Boston hard
ware firm"
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When you visit or ieave New YORK City, save
baggage expressagc and % carriage Hire. ard stop
atfhe Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen
tral Depot
coo elegant rooms. ntted up at az 4 Of one
million dollars 81 and up IL per
day. European Plan. Elevator. aurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars ~ and
elevated railroad to all depota Fa Sliye
better for less money at the Gram 4ofe
than at anv other nrst-cIass hotel ir
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N-
liz leo -oco manufacturing
state. Now kentucky is first. The
lecs late crop of that state Is. said to be the
Aotice LARGEST ever raised, with the exception
{ the Of that of 1877, which amounted to
to its 1Sl ASA, 900 pounds.
nored a PIG that won't eat won't fatten.
once Corn is an essential part of the ration ;
| this but corn, with something that ap-
ments ~proacaes green food-asb eets, potatoes,
ae at pumpkins, boiled vegetables-is better
to the than corn alone. Don't dump load at
d this ter load Of stuff into the pig yard, or
manu- throw corn on tie ear into the pens to
i. be trampIed into the mud and filth. 1t
lefore, doesn't fatten it isn't economical.
81. As $3.50
cold TO INDIAN corn or maize is, perhaps,
,hyslcaI one of the most economical foods for
rafnse poultry, and has the advantage that,
NV 10 owing to the size of the corn, sparrows
non lare unable to rob the fowls. Pieces of
- Nxe1 .-I x-o~n<-hIau IF I'll HtnIo xnou
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AT a dinner party the little son of
the host and hostess was allowed to
come down to dessert. Having had
what his mother considered a sufficien-
cy of fruit, he was told he must not
have any more, when to the surprise Of
every n of the guests, he exclaimed,
IF you don't give me some more I'll
tellln whereupon he was suddenly
and swiftly removed from the
room, but he had just time to convulse
the company by exclaiming: my new
trousers are made out Of mas old bed
room curtainsl"
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Know yourself and you know the
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III
~ utilized and sc
up AathfN small !
feeding foNls shut
where they Rre uns
and insects.
Al CONSTANT SUI
water is essential,
quantity Of green e
flower, cabbage, lett
and turnip tops shot
tire poultry yard I
Will be difficult to ke
q thoroughly health.
THE juice of the
in some diseases in
food and drink.
| flesh upon it and
OPEN all the d
believe the fall r."
all
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seem
q be
Of
en- To resist shot, shell,
es. 1t admits the pas
ot, but Immediately
nd swells when wet so
passage Of water.
,st place in the world
5 mature is at Kengis
lvinee of Norrbotten,
north Of the Polar
Q n~orthernmost spot
~ is at Muoniovara,
to north Of the cir
nt of a hoof that has
a nail Is to care it,
per level, as we as
ION with nearly all
oof is over grown.
distinctly seen the
about it and the
Ned so that any
The recent
ed with a
FIR, and
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''IT occurs to me-, Mrs. Hendricks, .
remarked Dnmley as he came down late
to breakfast, s'that fried fish every
morning for two weeks Is a little bit too
much of a good thipg.p
YES" acknowledged the landlady
''there 10 a good deal Of sameness
about fish, but there is nothing else i'll
the market. Besides fish IS good for
the brain,n she added brightly.
''Itsls so claimed, | Believe Dunn
ley replied, ''but occasionally / prefer
something that is good for the stom.
ach.n
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lch on their merits
tied as the veriest
.er afford TO pa
nor can yor afford
'ous compounds into
en- You aall for
sec that the wrap
"a ghate letters and thai
label bear an imprint
the trade mark, and
asn the bac; Of the
;erfect l G prosasssory
r the cork. You can't
il you observe these
highest respect fer the
ave mentioned and the
d for the manufacM hers
aot too highly O. aent
1~e1 H{AA In
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STRANeER-''I say, SIT, here's a
ticket you can have Cheap
New Yorker-"Ticket for what?n
Stranger-"Ticket for Europe; first
class passage"
New Yorker-.sId don't want to go
to Europe"
Stranger-"What are you hurrying
SO for then?',
New Yorker-"I am late to din
ner.n
Stranger -"OhI beg pardon. I'm a
steamship agent, and I thought from
your haste you must be bank presi-
dent
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81 DO not believe this nonsense about
Friday being an unlucky day." said
Mrs. Minks.
Don't you, my dear?n replied
Minks, who was a tri1e out Of humor.
81 believe it though. Friday you will
remember was the day / was foolish
enough to ask you to marry me-"
"Ah, yes," Mrs. Minks responded,
$50 it was, and | was foolish enough
to accept you. Yes, Friday is an un-
lucky day."
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mans fm
for his sparin
agance may
by amuence
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to the cnltlva-
ted States, is
rom 63S,S4l
acres at the
duct has in
900 pounds to
Until 1870 Vir-
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mcht
reat value in
e small yards
ibtain worms
fresh, clean
) moderate
b as cauli-
,colI leaves,
rown into
herwise it
cupants in
IN.
aar is used
both for
first loses
rengtn.
the road
order to
md thus
18th bad
TX, ma
Q stock
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-10
Bill Nye and the Bronze Goddess.

am in favor of Statue of Liberty
Enlightening the World, because It
will show that we keep it on tap win
ter and summer. We want the whole
broad world to remember that when
1t gets tired of oppression it can come
here and Cypress us. We are used to
it and we rather like it. If we don It
like it we can get on the steamer and
go abroad, where we may visit the
effete monarchIes and have a high
old time.
The sight of the Goddess of Liberty
standing there night and day, bathing
her feet in the ripping sea, will be
good thing. 1t may be productive of
good in direction that many have
not thought of. AS she stands there
day after day bathing her feet in the
broad Atlantic, perhaps some moss
grown Mormon moving toward the
far west, confirmed victim of his
matrimonial habit, may fix the bright
picture on his so-called mind, and re-
membering how, on his arrival in New
York, he saw Liberty bathing her feet
with impunity may be led in after
years to try it on himself Boston
(JIObe
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-10
Rather Previous.

'Were you acquainted with the muir.
dered MANI" asked the prosecuting
attorney of witness for the defense
in murder case. The willingness OF
the witness to say all that he could in
behalf of the prisoner was very appar.
e mt, by the way.
Il know'd him. he was de honestest,
best
Never mind about his honesty.
You say you knew him."
Eyes, sab, an rs proud ter say
nebber know'd SIGH noble"
Nobody asked you about that.
What was the condition of his health?
Was he not in robust heallhp'
'No, sab; he was de feeblest niggah
ebber seed"
"He was killed by the accused, was
ne notp"
81 can't say so, sab. My idee am
dat he was in sich bad health dat,
chen il he hadn't been killed when he
was, he would have died anyhow al
least two days previous, sab. "--Tera'
,Stfttngs.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-07-10
EngIand's Great Guns.

The Woolwich correspondent of
The London NeWs writes: The new
guns which have been designed to
maintain the naval supremacy of
Great Britain are in an advanced state,
but they have to undergo course of
experiments to settle the range tables
and other particulars, and it will prob
ably be the beginning of next year be-
fore they are ready for sea. This will,
however, be earlier than the ships
which are to carry them can be COM
pleted. and there will be ample time
available for full and leisurely study
of their requirements and capabilities.
The first of the four 60 ton steel breech
leaders for her majesty's ship Rodney
will be shortly finished, and will be
used as an experimental gun, care
being taken not to damage it in the
process by any of the surgical opera
tons to which experimental guns are
occasionally subjected. Although
seventeen tons lighter than the 80-ton
the 63-ton gun is expected to surpass
the older weapon in Its destructive
power. 1t will probably throw 1871
inch shot of ], 250 pounds weight, with
a powder charge of about $50 pounds,
and the estimated velocity at the muz-
zle is to be 2,100 feet per second.
The SO-ton projectile weighs LOO
pounds, but the cartridge is but 450
pound s, and the muzzle velocity re-
corded is 1000 foot seconds. Should
the new gun realize expectations it
will penetrate twcnty-nine inches Of