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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

THERE are two negro members of the
present congress, They are Smalls Of
South Carolina and O'Ilara OF North Caro-
lima Both are men of fair parts.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

SENATOR PLUMB is not as bad as one
would infer from the fact that he is
Kansas Republican. A man who works
for the opening Of Indian Territory has
some correct ideas to guide him through
lifc
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
Rates Of Advertising Furnished on Appli


Rates OF Advertising Furnished ON Appii-
ontion.
Remittance nv draG, pogt0aos money order or
IN registered letter, nj risk " oNcc.
goyregp0ndcnoc Is solicited upon all neW9 SUB
scfa.
cvo,nst Information OF erents aud Heics happen
inns OF gelcrdl interest solicited, and NIL be
pTOpertg Compensated.
- III COMMUNICATIONS Intended for publication
,,,igf De accommodated by The crlteJ's name and al
drcSs mot Tor publication, bH as an Evidence ~
good lrifh.
Parties trriting 10 TuE GALBTrE on business
person u to Themselves ell plense inciose stamp Jor
reply
20 letters relating 10 business Of any ktad should
be addressed 10 TIE GAZETTE Fort Worth Ter
DEMOCRAT PUBLISHING COMPANY.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

IN Barney Gibbs should be his own sue
ccssor in $50 he will be an tissue" in
1888.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

A KANSAS preacher has been shot for
burglary. The privileges of the Kansas
clergy are shamefully curtaied
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
And onice.Hunters,

The attention OF the city officers is
called TO the terrible nuisance existing in
this city in the shape of worthless cur
and bull dogs.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
Mo Fort Moods NIorn.



The GAZETTE wants more hotel room
Mt the Fort. That metropolis is certainly
behind Waco in that line, way behind.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

Tux retail trade of Fort Worth is Inn
proving rapidly.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
no yIfE PUBLIC.

Parties having bulls against THE GA
sRTTg viii please present them promptly
on the LIST OF each month. On the 10th
OF each month every bill OF every kind
will be settled in full. II found correct.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
WANT COLUMN.
PERSONAL.

I OoT--K. OF T. watch charm; finder viii be
~ paid suitable reward II returned to A.
Green Co.. west side square.
IDEksONAL.-Ladicsl enlarge the bust and
4 develop the form simple sClf-trpatment;
no quack stuff; physicians indorso It. Sealed
particulars and proofs mailed free.
ERIE MED Co, Buffalo. n. Y,
| ,ONG kEE, 1904 Main street, has Chinese
lilies Tor sale In any quantity.
FNHE Peoples Intelligence and Emp oyment
Il once, up stairs over postoflice, Room X.
RAILROADS no els, farmers, merchants, con
tractors and pri ate fam lies urnished With
reliable clip, both male and female. All or
ders promptly attended to. Telephone No II
g. W. Guynu, Proprietor
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

Alyarndo BnIletIn.

The actual settler must be encouraged
to go upon public lands before the Texas
land system will be solved.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

ONE of the fallen cornices ON $ one.
story brick building on Main street in
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

THE GAZETTE has Inc largest
bona-fide circulation of any daily
newspaper published in Texas.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

Red-hot rolls and current buns every
day at O'Clock at Buell's bakery.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

SATURDAY MORNING., DnonMHnE ia
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
wANTED-BOARDERs.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

NK7ANTED-Day boarders, Mt 4l3 East Fourth
wv street. One furnished room unuccupicd.
Mrs. j. b. Faxes.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Nv &TED ToSESM-A 1ice cottasaIaf four
nv Eor five ROOMS ore Northumberland.
ness preferred address l., care OF this olce.
w ANTED-An unfinished room, west OF
w Houston street. Address NJ, Gazette.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. by lady as house
w keeper; hotel or private family. win
take charge of linen department in hotel Ten
yeare experience and best references. Mrs. T.,
care Gazette.
NTANTED-Old deeds, etc. Reasonabie
w prices win be rGld at the Fort Worth
and Tarrant county abstract Office for old
deeds ana title papers, maps and charts relat-
Ing to Tarrant county lands not now Of record
ana In possession of those to whose lands they
do rot relate.
BUSINESS CHANCES.
NOR SALE OR LEASE-rhe vacant busl.
II ness lot, No. 3, block 3, on Main street
size 25NlOO feet. Address Ed. II. Smith, Man.
sion house.
EoR ,ssALE-lO0 head nigh grade Hereford
bulls Boaz q Hatcher
NOR LEASE-lO 900 acre pasture; good grass:
Boaz Hatcher.
NOR SAIE-Or Trade--A nice stock of hard.
4 ware, stoves and tinware, In n live town.
huuress LooketE& Higgins, stock and land
asents, Morgan, Tex.
VETERAN CERTIFICATES for sale by stew
art Habicht, Austin. Tex.
G1IIP your game to j. H. Robinson, butcher
~ and dealer in game, 1913 Main street, Fort
Worth. satisfactory returns made.
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY +. whitaker,
WI tho vineculturist, offers great reduction
IN grape roots; VIII sell until further notice in
lots from $40 to 1000 at SS5 a thousand, already
packed and ready for shipment and will shii,
Q. o d. 70 any address. ] must have money.
FOR SALE-LIvE STOCK.
EOR SALE-Onc hundred choice three and
Il four year-old beef steers can be seen twelve
miles south of the city, Montgomery * Co.
ROOMS FOR RENT.
ENoR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. OMs-O One very
on second floor. Apply 4l2, corner of Fourth
ana Groye streets w. Norrltt.
INOR RENT Pleasant room IN desirable local
Il NY, convenient 20 first.class board 6O7 b.
Third street.
FURNISHED ROOMS, central location. a
II rent, by MrE. NJ. r. Garth, southwest cor.
ner Second and Florence.
MISCELLANEOUS.
IIoR SALE--one three-room house on weat
Il side Houston, between Eighth and Ninth
streets, Apply 10 Eohol n Nelson First street
between Main and houston.
EQ}R sALE-Thlriy three tons Of first. class
Il nay, three miles north of city; want 20 seli
ON the ground Az " TO ,uctioneer Murp6y,
A LII KINDS Of picture frames made 10 order,
n also best place In town TO have yomr mo
! tograaph ana gems TAKEN Little Blue GALLERY.
Cos Houston street 'i
VIVIAN II IILAND, general land and col
" lection agents for the Panhandle of
Texas, Tascosa, Tex.
| 4 RTEslAN BATH HOUSE. Natural no,y,n,
wafer eighty gallons per minute, soft a.
rainwater-white sulphur, magnosla and soda.
thc pest bathing water In the state. II NAV h,
used as at Hot Syringe, drunk hot whilo bnth
ing single tickets, % cents; five tlcketa a
stanley Markle' proprietors, northwest oornsI
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
WANrEn-MAI.EmELP.

DAlNTER WANTED-AIust be good brush
\ hand, brt general workman preferred. j.
n. Grant, Abb enc, Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
wANTED-HEAL ESTATE.

MyANTED-To buy a ranch; must have
w abundant water, good grass and be sold
AT bottom price; or will buy improved farm
near Fort Worth or invest money with re.
spOnslble ranchman already established Par.
ties applying will state full particulars of loca.
iion, numbero OF acres, improvements and price.
William Hoyt, Fort Worth, Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

ofune M Publication, second NJ. Between Houston
and ThrocknortOn. Entered ~ the fort Worth
Postonioe ~ Second.Cass Nail Natter.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
RATES or suBscErPrioN.

RATES or SUBSCRIPTION.
TO nm SUBSCRIBERS:
tPostage Prepaid bg ne Publishers)
Daily. Weekly.
Ono Year SO 90 One Year .......,Sl 30
Six Monthe.... b 30 Six Months .... 70
Three Months 20 Three MOntho.... DO
DELIVERgD ny CARRIERS!
Per Week ..........,....,...,.'.'2o cents
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

A RTESlAN BATH HOUSE. Natural no,y,n,
water, eighty gallons per minute, soft A.
rainwater-white sulphur, magnolia and soda
tho best bathing water In the state II NAV h,
used as at Hot Syringe, drunk hot while bnth
ING, single Tickets, % cents; FIVE tlckcts n
public square, ''Do'
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

VIVIAN Il RYLAND, general land and col
Texas. rasc0sa, Tex. VI
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12
pROrrsSIONAI

ID OsS y ROSS, attorneys NJ law and o,,.,,,-.
III OF the Fort Worth and Tarrant connt,
aostraot' special attention given 10 tltIcs NIX
ltisatsn pertaining 20 lands, Loans negotiated
IN Lloyd block, over Zane Cettis real esiate sTd
inauranCo oflcc Ns'"'o anu
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

Woop, FISHER FORD, Attorpevs a.,
w Law, San Marcos, Texas az
nANls, BEALL n ROGERS, Attorneys ana
~ Counselors al Law. Over FORT Worn NJ NJ
uonal bank, Main street, Fort Worth, Tox' va
nk. W, w, ROuTh, homeopathIst ,107a.
~ ana residence Third street. corner nn.p
opposi,e me opera'housc, Ofiice hours . ~ "A
r. n l ,anho nv y r; m' Sundays 10 to II a, m
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-12-12

A LII KINDS Of picture frames made 10 oTdpr,
n also best place In town 10 have your pho,
tograph and gems taken. Little Blue GALLERY.
sos Nnnaton street. 'e'9i
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
TEE DUBIOUS MAN.

My son, if you can be positive | am glad
of it. | like to see a man positive that he
knows what he knows. | am glad to hear
you talk as though you knew all about it.
[ do admire a positive character. Alas,
therein do | lack. | an not skeptical, but
| am not a positive man. [ am not really
positive about scarcely anything. | have
been taught from childhood that 9 and 2
make four, and | believe it, but il you Ii
at me and c~ross-question me and corner
me about it, | will have to own up that all
| know about it is what the teacher told
me. don't think my teacher would lie
about a little thing like that. If it were a
question Of millions now, there might be
some temptation to slip in a thousand or
two on a poor ignorant fellow who didn't
know anything about it. | am not posi-
tive when America was discovered nor
who discovered it. There are claimants
all the way from the lost tribes of Israel
and Eric the Red down to Oscar Wilde.
How am ] to know? | am not even posi-
tive when | shall pay my debts. And this
grievous lack of positiveness (is there such
a word p makes me dread controversy. |
had rather give in to a positive man a week
than to dispute with him ten minutes, be-
cause lie is positive about everything and
am positive in nothing. Why, even after
he has silenced me | am not positive that
he is in the right. | am not even positive
that he is positive. lie says he is, but
don't know. So | wait-I am very patient
and often it happens, may say it railways
happens, that a few days, a few weeks, a
few months, or "a year, even-a year is not
long-shows that he was altogether wrong
and that | was unquestionably right on
every point. And then how triumphantly
| hunt him up, and call up the whole ques-
ton again, and glory over him, and ride
over him rough shod, and say to him,
'.Thcre; what did | tell you? Didn't /
say so? Wasn't | right? Didn't | warn
you? Didn't l know? Are you convinced
now, you pig-headed old colossus of igno-
rance and presumption The next time
I tell you a thing is so you'll know it's so,
whether it is so or not" That's triumph
for you, my boy. But, alb me, l so often
grieve over my lack of positive conviction.
Do you culture a positive character, my
son. And when you know all about it
come down and stay a few days with me.
I'll try to lead you into a few ambiguous
pits which have vaguely dug here and
there about my a%pocryphal grounds in an
indeterminate sort of way for my absolute
friends to fall into.-Bnrdette, IN Brooklyn
Ennle
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
womANs sELr-sAcRrFIcE.

Woman is naturally more b~uoyant and
optimistic than man. She viii endure
more, hoping for good times yet. Her
nature is more plant, elastic, upward
looking. She has NOT only done more for
the human race than man, she is determin-
ed to do more, She is a natural martyr.
She seldom commits suicide: She often dies
for others. Altraism is stronger with her
than selishness. The consequence is that
a woman who does not care to hope or plan
for the future is a very devil. She destroys
and sacrifices Others for the slightest whims
or pleasures.
The future of tie race is far more de-
pendent on the creation of a noble race Of
mothers han on all ether causes combin-
ed. A state Of society that deteriorates
the mothers tends inevitably to permanent
degeneracy. In oul high life, which
in reality is very low life, the mother is
sacrificed; it is distracted as a power; the
instinct is destroyed; the devotion turned
to selfshness.-St. LoHis Globe Democrat.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
TWO N lbs OF MEN.

An exchange says: 1t takes live men to
make a live town. Dead men are only fit
to inhabit cemeteries. If they are d~ecently
dead, dead all over, we tenderly lay them
away in the sleep of the tomb; but if they
are dead to all enterprise, outside of the
narrow plane of their own selfish interests,
and yet persist i'll walking around, NOV
ing their dry bones and calloused hearts
and consciences where real business is
wont to throb and push with vigor, they
are only like the drone bees, in the way
until they arc stung to death and dragged
outside the hive Of legitimate industry.
Twenty real live men are worth more to a
town and the public generally than. a round
full thousand of useless material that lies
around like rubbish in a rushing stream
that is aching and foaming to turn mills
and factories. Yes, live men bless and
dead men curse a town. The advertising
columns of a newspaper generally show
who live men are, especially those in BUSH
ness.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
UNCLE soHN.s POLITICAL WISDOM.

GLOW do think the vote will go?"
Well. stranger, / liant bet;
| know The DEVILS GINNING,
An he amt dead-no- yet.
Tween bad and good it's nip and tnck;
But, stranger, l shan't fret;
When Satan's thousands yearsare gone
He'll have to up and get.
I've voted nigh on fifty year,
And done the best l could,
Accordin' to the light ] had,
To elect the wise and good.
And every year the tale was told
How things would go to smash
Ift'other side should gain the day;
But I've never seen the crash.
In all the strife of parties,
k~now-Nothing, Wing, Free Soil,
Republican, and Democrat,
Amid the sweat and toll,
I've al'ays said, ! guessed, somehow,
That things would come ont straight:
Ifnot-weil don't look for heaven
This side of heavens gate.
Things looked dark in 'Gl.
But the good Lord pulled us through,
An what he's done so many times
He's able yet to do.
My boy was shot ut Gettysburg
1t was a cruel blow;
But IIenry's blood, with all the rest,
Was not ~ornaught, l know.
You al'ays vote with conscience,
An play an honest games:
hen fittings shall turn out crooked,
You, surely, amt to blame.
Il. 4. 7ntt{e, in The Ledder and Herdtd.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
INCLINED 10 GEr EANGUsD.

Farmer (to physician - II you git ont
way, doctor, any time, Id wish
you'd stop and see my wife. She says she
amt feeIin' we'll Physician-.tWhat are
some Of her symptoms2" Farmer-
dunno. This mornin', after she had
MIXED the COWS, an fed the stock, an
got breakfast for the hands, an washed
the dishes, an built a fire under the soft
soap kettle iii the lane, an dene 4 few
chores bout the house, She complained o
feelin' kinder tired. / shouldn't b sur
prised if her blood was out Of order,
guess she needs a dose 81 medicine
Haiper's BaraF.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
VOL. II.
HOW TO LIVE.


BY thine WI souls law learn to live,
And ifmcn thwart thee take no heed,
And if men hate thee have no care;
Sing thou thy song and do thy deed,
Hope thou thy hope and pray thy prayer,
And claim no crown they will not give,
Norb bays they grudge thee for thy haIr.
Keep thou thy soul-sworn steadfast oath,
And to thy heart be true thy heart;
What thy soul teaches learn to know:
And play out thine appointed part;
And thou shalt reap as thou shalt SOW:
Nor helped nor hindered in thy growth,
To thy full stature thou shalt grow.
Fix on thy futures goal thy face.
And let thy feet be lured ostray
Not hither, but be swift to run,
And nowhere larry by the way,
Until at last the end is won.
And thou may'st look back from Thy place
And see thy long days journey done.
The Spectator.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

fEadn't Il Courage to Facefhe Dentist
The small Boys Plan.

She was a woman apparently 80 years
old, plainly dressed, and she sat in a door
way on Monroe avenue with tears in her
eyes and a mad look on her face. By-and-
by a boy who was hanging around there
asked if She was crying because she had
lost her husband.
Nav! # it was only that | should be a
happy woman she replied.
''IIsve you broke yer leg. or lost money
in a busted bank, or come to town for a d.
yoree ," he continued.
Nav, The trouble is that I've got an
old tooth here which has been trying to
jump out of my head for a week. I've been
here three times to have it out, but dasn't
90 upstairs to the dentist.
4 kin imagine your feelin's ma am. I've
bin right there myself. Let's see the
tooth -
She opened her mouth very wide, and
he peeked and peered and finally placed his
dirty finger en the identical tooth.
is it a stiddy ache, ma 'am?"
Yes, purity stiddy.7
KINDLY loose, amt it,"
"Yes.7
'You don't want the dentist to pick ups
bow ie-knife and jab the gum around the
root-grab for a chisel and pare away at a
prong-clap on his old pinchers and jerk
the top Of your head over the roof? Mad
am, are my surmiscs correct21
Mercy! but don't talk that way? Tn
all in a chillr' she gasped.
Say he whispered, as he pulled a cord
from his pocket and made a ~slip-noose,
'lemme tryat it. I'll pull as soft as '~lasses,
and if it hurts you can catch hold of
the string.
1t took five minutes to coax her into it,
but at last the moose was slipped over and
drawn tight. She was on the fourth stair,
he on the second.
Now open your mouth as big as a
bucket, shet yer eyes, and think Of sweet
cake, he said as all was ready.
She obeycd. Next moment he jumped
backwards off the s~tairs-there was a yell
Ia gasp-a whoop, and he held the tooth
mp and cried ut:
'lIere she is-behold the remains,''
She rose up, spat II the blood, cried a
little, and then suddenly rushed for the
boy and pinned him fast to the wall and
kissed him forty-seven times on the chin,
twenty-four times on the point of the nose,
aud eighteen times on the right ear. Then
she forced 30 cents into his paw, grabbed
the string and the tooth, and skipped out
the doorway with the joyful exclamation:
70, YOU dear, good, angelic boy hay-
cn't been 50 happy for twenty-seven long
yearsr-Dstrof Free Press.
An educated Teuton, who knows every
thing der fault ! hat to find nit der
English is dot it has not dot perspikooity
dot Ter Tcherman has Now, for oxan-
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

We have fine dlmask linen towels, 40
inches long by 90 inches wide, at % cents;
also heavy hnck towels, all linen, 30 inches
long by 10 inches wide, at 124 cents. Our
stock Of linen table diapers and Inquired
linen damask. in all widths, from ~ to "a
inches wide, is full and complete. we
know just where and how to buy these
goods and sell at a close margin OF pIoflt'
+. b. Humphreys Y Go.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

Ladies' Balbriggan hose, extra length,
regular made, no seams, 20 cts. Same
goods, silk clicked, double heels, 25c. All
sizes, all colors in children's ribbed hose,
6 to 81, IL cts. a pair. E. b. Humphreys
& Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

Short lengths of neat plaid wooden cassi-
mere, at 25 cts. per yard, worth 35 cts,
just the thing for children's suits. b. b.
Humphreys & Co. II
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

just opened, 3 packages of nice medium
weight unbleached sheeting muslin, elegant
goods, 3Sinehes wide. at Sc. 40 inches wide,
10 cts; AZ inches wide at II cts. per yard.
Also heavy yard wide bleached muslin at
8 cts. a yard, as heavy as am 5 ia out
hardly SO fine. Nav wear rs wellor better.
L. b. Humphreys y Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

We have a good hook lace shoe for men
at 81. so. and the same i'll youths at SIPS.
These are fine goods and will do honest
wear. c also have a nice grain button
shoe for ladies at $t.25, the best we ever
had at the price. L. B. Humphreys " Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

That we cln, in connection with the MONITOR
secure you Il subscription to any paper OF
magazine published, ut Il much lower price
than the regular rate, and you will do well tc
let us know if yoi are contemplating Il snl
scription to any publication.
The MONITOR, Woodstown, n. J.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

An educated Teuton who knows every
thing Der fault | hat to find NIT der
English is dot it has not dot perspikooity
dot Ter Tchernan has Now, for oxana-
pie. in der English yoa say science Dot
conveys no idea. In Tcherman we haf der
simple word, 'Wissensehaftliehen, vieh is
Dclodious aud co~mprehensif. 1t is der
same init your papers. You haf a Real
Estate journal. Dot is three words. In
Tcllerman we say 'Grundeigenthnmzei-
tung, IN one. II is more flexible. Tn your
theatres YOU haf a paper called der
sEntr'acte.' We call such q paper. Thea
Misunderstanding. II Is more peau-
tifsll English is a weak iangkwiteh; mt.
pesides, Tehermans speak it mt write 1t
peiier as der English. -Bosfoa 6ozeite.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

Ladies dressed kid button shoes, the new
style toe, stylish and durable, $500 a pair.
i. B. Humphreys & Co.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13

Tepid milk and water clean oil-cloth
without soap.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-11-13
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