New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-11-11
NEVER AND FOREVER.


Aching head and furry tongue
the .ndOw then flung
Aud declared my present status
Due TO this which nev.rmoro
lshOuld use, no. ncyetmOre
Came the noonng
Softly Grooming
Zcphyrs kissed the bo'cage ripe
Aud Thought upon my pipe 49,
.Can IT ba there's harln In smoking ~
said :; Nay, will not DOW
70 thy tyranny not now
IN the glOImng
am roaming.
Bowns meath the tyrant's yoke;
Chained with tiny rings o. smoke
Why should this evening borrow
Pnngs belonging TO tomorrow,
When know that Noyerlnoro
Ever Yields to EyermOre
- Eugene Field in Chicago News
DnringIhe next three years David Hill Will enact the
prucpa role in a political comedy to he known a Tho
Cayo OF Adullam" Sahl Cleveland will be the heavy
villain from whom all goot dyed in- the WOOL copper
botomrd Democrats will lice. David will take them In
To hi, cave and will lead them In their raids for spoiS
As things look think saul will have hard tme
oft David thinks he Is anointcd with fresh oil to be
tho successor saul while Saus Mugwump troops have
pershoI IN the valley OF GehonnA Here endth the rst
lesson.
Combinations Of names street signs are frequently
curious toy and fancy store in Chicago has over its
door the words attractive to many disciples OF Gam
brinus Bscr " Scnwitzer" on ono block in Third
ave- are Bodc and Dodr, who ought certainty to move
down TO tho B1wery in order to be neShbors of Tode
ON another block Thrdaye., side by side are Mossrs
Blue and Green the fact that they are engaged
In different kinds of business they night combine and
shol ten the firm name to " Yellow"
correspondent at Bath, n Y, reports tho following
talk with IA ncwsdealer Of that city;
CustomcT-l see 10 Times.
Nrwsdealer--I haven't any.
Customer-Whati none
Newsdesier-None sir The fact Ia can't sell it, A
vcar ago every morning. sold twenty copies but when
~ fIa RantYl IA iagn
H. After that sold few copies to the Democrats. hut
they too have dropped IL because OF tne attack ou
Hill. don't SEQ how ITS proprletors can pay expenses
The Mornons are sending missionaries the Sandwich
Islands ani already have Il congregation OF 4.COO
converts Ia oahu The epcr island In that group w0 lid
DO capital place for the entire Church OF Latcr-Day
Saints TO migrate to-
There is 40 doubl that for time to come the Mug
wumps will say nothing and keep busy saving wood.
There Just aDout time enough between now anu lssS
for me Times to get no line TO support lill for TIC
Presidency.
In some parts OF New.England a alleged doctor Is
widely Offering for salo some patent pills when he de-
oares 10 be au mfable preventive or smallpox ana
Ia his advertisements he people To rehounce vac
cnatIon I'm favor Of his pills. Tho matter would DO
merely source Of merment were IL not that proDaoy
some persons ignorant enough To DO dupei oy tho
ouac and Il may be well considered whether the state
which cares for mbcces and lunatcs-ousht not to
nrotcct then by suppressng such obvious cnarlatanry
7, West Virginia the pockctuask Is called o" tcker
aud every farmer has ono. In country stores a
stout linen cord mag be hanging from tho ceiling
TO the floor, Tho purchaser. slipping quarter OF
dollar into the split cork Of his tcker. ties the en- PITY
bottle string and walks out of the place AS soon
ms the Is clear the ticker" Is RAPIDLY drawn up
passed through small trap the ceiling hlled ana
returned The purchaser enters, untes his precious
BOTTLE and eonceang 1t In his pockets rides away to
| enjoy his tOddy IL solitude and peaoa-