Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-12-30
BRIGHT BITS.

KIEGsTeE a. y .lDUDEs have decided not
10 Mss girls who dhaW gum. Let dhe good
WORK go on. We mean the gum-ehewing.-
td1 R{oer Ad0GAce. ar-
3 WANTED--by a large number of American
coheges currlcnlum, the chief features of
9nleh are not draw poker, cane ruehes, foot
Times. III 2 HII
3 1--we OF A KEND.-7The youth who wishes he
mad the money back which he hal pad for q
present to girl, and The gff Who y ishes the
Orleans Pfe,tgaise. 3lJ gefs s.
AN Art ANITA MAN Is diving from the bite of
a mule. Wien mnie becomes dangerous at
both ENDS II IS time 10 pFopoand the political
eonuhfirhni, ''Whttter are we .drifting?"-
.-sDSrSsto3oa Herald. = II p.-g9agl, lf7 1..5r
LA AIsLEABING 0hoRs-FfrAtl stsSderft1 Ten
terlng companions ro0m): "Ah,1 sea you
nave been turning midnight ell" Second
Student4-No; that's a couple {of old shoes /
threw into the stove. ZSI5stS.- .s.,st
YOU have eaten next to nothing" lisped
Smlthers, who Was dining with his Thanks
giving girl
ION, always do that when / eat by YOU"
responded the young lady, pleasantly.-Sam.
How delighted a thin man is when he has
taken the only vacant seat in the car, to see
fat woman come in and look daggers at the
men. He lives for moment in The blissful
realization OF the fact, that if he should offer
her his seat she could never squeeze into it,
Cdhtf0rntG AdceTics.
SOLID father TO fast son)-sHarry, won't
you stay at me this event ng?" Fast SON
''WhyY S. F.--''Well, kinder thought I'd
like TO get a qnainted with you" f. s.
alphabetically Don't do it Guv-don't.
Pd hate TO cut you, and I'd have to do il in
side a week. "-BOttOG Globe,
Il ToN'T LUF DOT MOwdegooscar pisniss nit
France muttered Bismarck, glancIng down
from the glass, in front Of which he was shaw
M. long enough t0'see the h"adlines in the
morning paper. II tnoos geet my hooks meek
e4 mp lnlt dis, una ien We hef some Hrbitra-
zion und den--veIl, dino will go see de ar
oitrator fuss, upt scare UNI. Pitts6urg
chronicle.
REV. DIR. DURYEA is in favor of Sunday
newspapers. He says: IF people won't 90 Ia
church. they must do something. and n good
newspaper is better than bad book" Still,
II the fishing is good, a man can worry
through the day very nicely, without either
cook or newspaper. Wa don't suppose the
reverend gentleman ever thought Of that
Forf56toton Herald.
ION, HENRY! You must send for the doc
Tor al once. | believe am getting the drOpsy
Now don't delay moment"
Mr.. DeBlank-"Whv whit nut that idea
INTO your headSN
Dear me! win YOU never be satisfied that
what say is true? ] got weighed to-day.
and Ola, IT'S awful, l weighed 500 pounds."
Awful! Where did you get weighed"
Around at your coal ward"
Calm Yourself. my dear. Your weight is
exactly $50 pounds. "--AoA.rsdJ Wituess.
A BRIEF ROMANCE.-
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RESOLVED AND DIssOIYFD.-
Poe was fasDl we'd at morn
~, Alltemptaiops he " ould scorn;
lie would never drink again
TO And To asg lin weuld he vain.
fsbG IsUi alane cytnoe X Ss1nbnr stout.
eds And he said, "Wiltyeu come out2'
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All And his VIII was soon Il ,ssolged.
4 M SpyQu aee. my lite man,
Resolutions alt car. pla6, 1883
But the hardest hiAg WeRuow
|" 1a Is 10 quickly answer no!no'
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