New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-28
FHE TALK or THE DAY.


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FHE TALK or THE DAY
The dventiss have revised their calculations and
that the world will come to an end-no
on account OF the wealherMay ii, 1886.
The Information Is obviously important IL true. Gen.
tlemen who have will mature next May 1i17
In case they regard It true will govern themselves
accordingly
The Mexican editors have yet made up their minds
what meant y our este ued contemporary ne CIh
in closing it, article welcome with thes. beautiful but
mysterious words: Buenos Dios. senori seuoritas
The cf article friendly enough. aud II gave
universal satisfaction But why an ap9stropne o.sr
wise cordial aud appropriate should conclude with
Good Col gen lemen aud young glrls!' nobody mas
been sie divine. There happens 10 be no sicn word
Scnori. bat 10 IA assumed mat seHores Is meant III
all goes however; and our visitors viii asPH n,sa ~
be amicabe. They were uneasy at hrst though
Washington Post
The Chfeago y.rs woud Ike to know the Illinois
Democrats will get. Well there some Of thcm In
Chicago who ought to ret five years. but afraid
they won't.
Host my heart. kenna hoo.
aybe giod over far a roamin.
micht haze kept 10 warm aD' true,
The mune was spscIIn' owertae Ben.
The sun had gen IT'S partin gmmer,
when forgath-red. doom tue glen
WI bonny Bell. the saucy kimtner.
She shuaed aud sneered at my love tale.
She shook her ribbons. prood an airy
/ wad hae lered Allandaie,
For just love blink trae the fairy.
Taft had vowed wadna fule.
Or fash my heart WI ony woman,
Bnt lash hai M been At schulz,
Bell snapped IL up yon simmer gloamin'.
But what think ye has happened MOOT
Bell could ma cneat me a the either,
Vowed. before the year was through.
Gin I'd lostsne. III hae anthe
The lane lang that has turn
stole Bells heart. ye ken that's common,
An haze neer had cause tae MOURN.
That lost mine, yon simmer glo.mn'.
II William I.y 10 in Philadelphia Call
She was making her morning CALL and had just stepped
why. dear me. Here you are all packed up to 90
oh. no. my dear We are not packed up 10 go away
Indeed; but ) you only last sunday"
know II. told Henry we had better stay Mt homo
from church one sunday Just to let people know We
were away. but he wouldn't"
How smpo min lea ana honest your husoanu is, isnt
he "-l Hartford Post
Amid all the Intense rivalry OF the newspaper poets Of
the country. this little gem still holds lts own:
"rhe Juue bug hath . CANDY wing.
The lghtnina bug hath flame;
The besibug friends al all
But lie gets there. all the same"
prominent Worcester man met General Grant at the
Fifth Avenue Hotel Just before he sailed for mis- foreign
tour IN the Of the atom the GoDeral
asked: Do you sail from New York r. His answer was
So. SIR sail by an American ne from Philadelphia:
| ore fec to sail under the American has-lSprnghold
Republican
II appears that the Mormon saints arc rather stupid
lot after all. II - SAID that tho Mormon Legislature
which complied the Territorial statutes, conscious OF
their unntness for the task boldly crbbed goody
portion OF tue California statutes Nor did they appear
10 have re al the matter which they appropriated;
else they would hardly have allowed number or
actions relating to marine law 20 seeing that Utah
Ia about ! 900 miles from the ocean
Mr. william Henry Eager, OF Elkhart. Ind. claims to
have killed With dy Mantle snake seventeen feet long
ami sixteen Inches In circumference which lived upon
lambs and slew cows after fashion that IN medieval
DAYS would have furnished occupation for several
,,rht rrantan nd - plilatepnia Record
Now that Mississippi paper has declared that there
nust be no moro baot-box stufng except In OF
absolute Necessity. how would it do for the Biblical
reyIsers TO put such provso the Ten Command
msnts "Thou shalt do murder except In cases OF
absolute necessity" would exactly meet tho spiritual
needs OF large number Of enterprsng citizens La the
Far West
sandwich men, advertising "rhe Great American Receipt
Book written by Professor Mead President OF
the New York and Boston newsI apers OF highly
euogstc The principal attraction set forth by
brandy without alcohol good be- bought ut tho
shops Orl.La price. siypence; reduced to one penny.
Any She recipes apparently half century Old
giving such valuable Information To Make the Silver
Easssnt Eye Water" TO Create Xppetite and TO
Put an Egg Into a Bottle. "-lPhiladelpiia Record.
A newly married young couple from Louisiana arc
making their bridal tour through the Southwestern
bullocks By steady attention to business the groom
to keep four in hand but tho BRIDE laments
the TACT that no has to use both hands In driving.
The country 10 embarrassed from end to end.
decrease In the farmers said ba contemplated
by tho Cabinet almost imperative. In the native
papers paragraphs Teet tho eye In which whole villages
are repatsd be redncod to destuton and tho Hocht
Shin5un declares that tho panpers wandering about
Toxic are now numbered By Thousands" BY recent
the arrivals or non who have como to tho
metropolis tho country jinrlksha coolies during
the laat fsw months have reached 5000 Additional
evidence is afforded Of prsasnre Of poverty by the
numbers far In excoss Of requirements, Offering to
emgrste to Honolulu and ~ Yesso. which latter. from
The seyertty ana duration OF is winter does not recon-
mend itself to tho Inhabitants Of the main island
tJapaness Herald.
smIth-what do you think Of minister who uses
Jones-I think no shows vary poor example to his
f0sk.
smith Just my opinion
Jones-what minster have you heard using sisngs
6lntn-Our minister.
Jonos-Our minstori Imposslbei
emth-ft v Q fact ListSn; Ny vile askod mo yoetor.
day 10 send her foe brief vacation TO the White
MouniaiDs said couldn't Afford 1t and shs began q
Tuat khan Ia mi hal