Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-11-27
.ROSEBURG REVIEW
Y.fRIETIES.

Geology gives us key to the pa
tienoe of od.-Holland
The will of God is God; and to love
one without the other is impossible.
If it was not for the coafort We find
in complaining, life would almost be
uncomfortable.
The man who studies vice to avoid
it is like him who takes poison to see
how it tastes
A sklllfnl captain may indeed be
conquered, but it is not permitted him
to be surprised.-Louis de Bourbon.
Some one once asked Victor Hugo
lflt was not very hard to write poetry.
''it is either very easy or it is impos-
sible, was the reply.
City elections should be held every
SIX months. 1t takes about that much
time for reform council to become
corrupt.--N. Q. Picayune.
Justice consists in doing no injury
to Inen; decency, in giving no offence.
Never defend an error because you
once thought it truth.-Franklin.
The best zeal, the most genuine en-
I
thnslam, uses the steam to drive the
machinery instead of spending it all
on the whistle. National Baptist.
a man never jumps az far az he kan
nlt once. | hav made mine; the world
haz meazured il, and given me kredit.
ID feet and inches-t -thanks.-Josh Bill
Inns.
The mule has one mblc lee shan a
milking stool, and he can stand on one
and wave the other three around in as
many different observation-disclosures
Sun.
USllness of the right sort is a kind
OF beauty. 1t has some of the best
qualities of beauty-it attracts obser-
satlon and fixes the memory.-Jean
Engelow.
While medical students are being
narshiy condemned for robbing graves,
it is forgotten that the students intend
to I'LL them up again when they get
into practice.
In order to enjoy the present it is
necessary to be intent on the present
10 be doing one thing and thinking Of
another is very unsatisfactory mode
of spending life.
The courts have established the
fact that poor men have sounder minds
than rich people; least-wise no poor man
has ever been acquitted of murder on
the plea of insanity.
1t takes four things to be a gentle
man; You must be gentleman in
principles, gentleman in your tastes,
a gentleman in your manners, and
gentleman in your person.
A fine lady is squirrel-headed
thing, with small airs and small no
lions; about aseapplicable to the bust
ness of life, as pair of tweezcrs to the
clearing Of a forest.-George Eliot
Praise in the beginning is agreeable
enough, and we receive it as a favor;
but when it comes in great quantities,
we regard it only as a debt, which no.
thing but merit could extort.-Gold-
smith.
Talk about subjects you have had
long IN your mind, and listen to what
others say about subjects you have
studied but recently. knowledge and
timber shouldn't<be used till they arc
Sweet Sixteen-In answer to your1
query, "How can I make my hands
oeautlfulf Soak them in dish-water
three times a day. Beautiful hands
are those that do work that is honest.
noble and true. s
How many Southern men have. '
since the war, made money and saved |
i BY speculation? Mighty few; thou. '
sands have lost, and the money squan- !
Tered, mounts up,into the hundreds of {
Millions. -AugustaSGa,) Chronicle. a
The truest lives are those that are
'ut rose-diamond fashion, with many
:acets answering to the many-planed !
aspects of the world about them.
society il always trying in some way
II other to grind us down to a single '
lat surface. /
A friend, trying to entrap him,
sked, Judge, what was the precise il
'eight of that big fish you caughtp D
udge Saunders Ito colored waiter): r,
! say, Bob, what did say yesterday i,
hat catfish weighedl" "What time II
esterday, boss-in de mawning, at b
inner-time, or after supperp b
do MT think I ever was so badly S
mitten in my youthful days-of 81
curse that was before I came here and W
eheld this array of loveliness-as c,
hen ! ran up on certain little Miss, il
'ith her sleeves rolled up, kneading IL
ough. Talk about beautiful arms! le
be like were never seen in parlor or b,
all-roomi Aud as to the biscuits! g,
icy were fit for kings ana princess az