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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31
BRIEF COMMENT.

England has a DuHer in power in
India that can take care Of her inter
estS.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31

Treatise on the Health and Happiness "
Woman mailed free.
THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO.
NH 27-diw&wIt Box 20. Atlanta. TIA.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31
IfIA,ERS.

Forsix or eight years suffered with ucesx
ON my right leg. I was treated with IOfid :
OF Potassium aud Mercury, and became
helpless. six bottles OF swins speciu,
made q permanent cure.
NJ. ID. WILSON, Gainesville. ia.
February 90 iss5
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31

swift's Specific Is entirely vegetable
Treatise ON Blood and Skin Diseases mated
free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY
drawer 3, Atlanta, Ca. or 1879 west Tgsn
y-thho shece NeH FORK. NH 2s-iw
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31

nfsvsssea Alnaeae sn& CeuA.ussk
mailed free. Runiord CAenicai WORKS,
Providence. X. I.
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M1fAL POISON.

| an 3 coppermith by trade. and tbs
nrng 81 into sores on my arns ana pos-
% ned my whole system. Mercury adminsx-
tered brought on rheumatism. and becams
aheIpies Invalid. | took two dozen bottie~
hands are al r,&ht sgHiH. fspe them with
ont pain. Ny restoration II due 20 ~ S.s
PErER r. Low. Augusta, ia.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31

D6i- LACES AND EMDR0IDERiEJ.
HoSIToN LAcEs IN ali widths. and ALL
OVER LACE 10 match:
iIRciioN EDGfN0s and iSsERrlEGsin
all widths and qualities:
Over so kinds OF IsAcES and ffsii assort-
mept OF each kind:
HAMBURG ED0fNGS and INSERTfSliS:
Ai.l~OvER LACES aud HAMBUf,tjS;
CREAM and WHITE MUSLIN DRESS
PATTERNS at LEVY q DAyfS'S.
EASTER CARDS. NH sf-eod
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31

DH- GOODS FOR BOYS MEMS
wEAK.-A large assortment OF TwEEDs.
CASSfMEkES. TRfCUTS. &c.
GESTLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS I'm
great yariefyat LEVY a DAyIS's.
EASTER CARDS. NH si-eod
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sISEuENrN.

co.~l.Noz,'c. $500. (-'l0"o"|roCro
DlME MUSEUM.
The worlds greatest Protean Actor.
JOHN W. RANSoNE.
supported by the Talented Soubrette.
ELLA RANSONE
and STRONG COMPANY, In the great
uSensationa. Drama In three acts. entitled
ACROSS THE ATLANTIC.
Rewritten and reconstructed by william
Carleton author OF Fritz in Ireland"
Irish ArlstOcracy,' etc, etc.
Prices OF admission a. usual, 10 cents:
reserved seats 20 centS-to be had at y. r.
JohDstons, els Main street. Doors open
afternoon 1880; performance commences
$3.50. Night. doors open at 2; performance
commences at g. NH gait
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31
MAIARiAL. porsoS.

We have used swift Specific In our family
as an snfidote for maisriai poison for TIVE
or three years. and have never known 10 t.
fail In single instance. w. &. FrRL0w.
Sender county. Ga, september II, 1854.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31

ss- None genuine without a bunch OF
green Hops on the white label. Shun all
the vile. poisonous stud with Hop" or
Hops In their name.
NH STU. Tn Nv ,&Salm
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-03-31

By LACE CURTAINS.-An i'm
mense stock OF LACE CURTAINS and
I.ACES for curtains.
Another large lot OF LACE SCRIM Cor
curtains at only i2Ac. q yar,l at
LEVY & DAYfS'S.
a large assortment OF EASTER CARDS.
NH 3l-eod
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07
Miscellaneous Advertisements.
AYERS
Cherry Pectoral.

No other complaints are so insidious in their
attack a. those affecting the throat and lungs:
none so triAed with by tho majority Of suffer-
ers. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
perhaps from trifling or unconscious ex-
posture, Is often but the beginning Of a fatal
siekness. AYRR's CHERRY PICTORIAL has
veil proven it, efioacy in q forty years fight
With throat and lung diseases, and should be-
taken In all cases without delay.
A Terrible Cough Cured.
ain 1857 took severe cold, which affected
my lungs. had terrible cough, and passed
night after night without sleep The doctors
gave mo up. l tried Ayers CHERRY Pee
roRAL, which relieved my lungs, induced
sleep, and afforded me the rest necessary
for the recovery Of my strength. BY the
continued use Of the PICTORIAL perma-
nent cure vas effected. l am now 81 years
old, hale and hearty, and am satisfied your
HORACE FAIRBRoTHER."
Rockingham, VT, July Is, 1882.
Group. Mother's Tribute.
"whils in the country last winter my little
three year: 9d taken zen ~ tro crOup
lation. Ono Of the family suggested the use
of AYERS CHERRY PECToRAL, bottle Of
which was always kept IN the house. This
was tried in small and frequent doses, and
to our delight in less than half an hour the
little patient was breathing easily. Tho doc
tor said that the CHERRY PICTORIAL had
saved my dsrling's life. Can you wonder at
our gratitude? Sincerely yours.
MRS. EMMA GEDNEY."
100 West 12sth St., New York, May 1e, 1882.
"I have used AYERS CHERRY PEcToRAL
In my family for several years, and do not
hesitate to pronounce 1t the most efectuh
remedy for coughs and colds We have ever
tried. A. j. CRANE.
Lake Crystal, Mimi, March 10. 1882.
aIsufered for eight years from Bronchitis,
and after trying many remedies with no sue
cess, 1 was cured by the use Of AYERS CHER
BY PICTORIAL. JOSEPH WALDEN.
Byhalia, Miss, April 8, 1882.
81 cannot say enough in praise Of AYERS
CHERRY PICTORIAL, believing as do that
but for its use should long since have died
from lung troubles. r.. BRAGDON."
Palestine, Texas, April @, 1882.
No case Of an affection Of tho throat or
lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved
by the use Of AYEn's CHERRY PEcToRAk.
and 1t will dlrays cure when the disease 10
not already beyond the control Of medicine,
PREPARED By
Dr.J.C.Ayer& Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07

To clear house of rats, fill the holes
with red pepper and then stand in the
cellar for a week and play a base drum.
philadelphia Chronicle Telegraph.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07
TO EVERY ONE !

IMPORTANT TO
Physicians, agents. Mechanics,
Clerks, Railroad Men, Miners,
Business Men-Me1l IN eUery
OccMpatiOn-Ha sardOUs
and rt3'd-HdsdrGONS.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07

FRESHMAN professor (holding up q
written exercise)-"I perceive that
this one was copied from outside helps.
The man who handed it in will remain"
A half dozen remain.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07
Who Knows When

Who Knows When
Railroad Trains will be Wrecked?
Boilers Or Lamps Explode?
Horses take Fright and Run?
Bricks or Timbers Fall?
Fire Burn or Lightning Strike?
Machinery Crush or Mangle?
Slips or Falls Happen?
Hammers or Weights Bruise?
Ladder or Staging Give Way?
Animals Kick or Bite?
Limbs Sprained or Broken?
Falls of Breast or Roof in the Mine?
NATAL or DISABLING INJURY by AC-
Il C1DENT may be caused in any one of a
thousand ways and the history of coal mining
in this region displays in that avocation a Pc
culiar liability to casualty.
Had each victim of the eight fatal accidents
in this region last year QSS3) availed himself
of Accident Insurance at a cost of SD, their
families would have been Unidentified in the
sum of one thousand dollars each.
Assuming that the loss of time imposed up
on the thirty-tive persons hurt in the non-fatal
accidents of the year averaged three months,
the lowest possible total reimbursement for
such loss would have been two thousand two
hundred and seventy-tive dollars upon an ex
penditure of only three hundred and fifty
dollars!
With season of great activity just opening
it behooves all underground workers, such as
Miners and Drivers,
to provide for the future security of their fam
lilies against fatalities which must inevitably
befall a number of them, and in case of non
fatal accidents to provide for their own sup
port while disabled. And
as NO ONE KNOWS
when or to what extent such accidents may
disable, the only sure way to meet them is to
IN S U r ID
IN THE
TRAVELLERS, Of Hartford,
THE L4RG EST and MOST RELIABLE
Accident Insurance Company in the Country.
20 Insurance for from one day to one
year. Apply to ]. B. ODER, Agent,
Er,ctb,rr Nil
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07

How BAD SHE FELT.-"It's great
pity that Mrs. Trego dropped off so
suddenly, isn't it 2"
"Yes, it is just that very thing, mum.
She'll be missed for long time to
come"
"1ndeed she will, mum. She was
such a prime hand on goossberry jam
and she had promised to show me how
she made it, too, mum. I'll declare
when I heard she was dead 1 jest felt
so bad that l didn't care whether / got
any tomatoes canned or not"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07
MISCELLANY.


VICTORY AT LAsT.-He had q weed
on his hat-a very fresh one-and yet
he was smiling and rubb ng his hands
and apparently feeling so jovlal that
nobody on the car could quite make
out how to take him.
"Well," he finally said, as he turr ed
to an acquaintance, give bought it."
"What?"
"The paint"
"What paintf"
"Why. for my house, of course. I've
lived in that house eighteen years and
it's never been painted. Everybody
has noticed how shabby it always look
ed, but l couldn't help it you know"
Couldn't you paint it any timen'
"No. When it was finished l want
ed to paint it brown and trim it with
majender. My wife wanted it yaller
with green trimmings. Neither of us
would cave, and so the house was never
painted"
"And now 7" "a
"She died two weeks ago." he whis-
pered. 81 went down this morning
and ordered the brown paint and ma
lender colors. Yaller with green trim
mings has passed from this earthly
sphere, and brown with majender
trimmings is still on deck"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07
CheSapeake and Potomac Telephone

| NOMI a y l pIcSeii
" scribers, with the
| Adams Express,
American Coal Co.,
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| Barton Public Office,
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B. & Q. Dispatchcr's
Office,
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Cumberland Glass 90.
CllIhoeriand beer 70,
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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1885-11-07

ScoTcHMEN at convivial banquets
generally close the proceedings by
standing in circle joining hands and
singing "Auld Lang Syne.' This is
both a singular circumstance and
circular sing umstance.-Boston Musi-
cal Herald.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12


Drinking-watef from wells near where peo'
! pie i've ID often contaminated with chlorine
although apparently pure.
A Japanese inventor MAKES paper from
seaweed, which, fronits thickness and Trans.
pareney, can be eolored to an excellent inn
tstion Of stained glass.
One Of the latestspplicstions Of electricity
is to the handling Of heavy guns. By means
of an electrical training1ear the heaviest
cannon can be managed with case by one
man.
The natives Of the Scotch Inlands Of Skye
and the Western Islands enjoy Q singular
immunity from phthisis, which 10 ascribed
chiefly to their inhalation Of the peat smoke
and the antiseptic ingredients which Il con-
tains.
An accident in Melbourne foundry has
led to the discovery that plunsing iron cast
Ipgs into o mixture of uescIe and water
softens the metal to such degree that it
can punched, bored and tapped as readily
as wrought iron.
One Of tie most adhesive and durable OF
cemeDts known to mechanics who essay to
unite iron surfaces, is the oxide OF iron itself.
With this . Joint can be made so perfect
and sound that the iron will break before the
cement will part
Experiments recently made with wet and
dry coal in the evaporation of water have
shown that less Of from Is to rs per cent
results when coal is used while wet-thst is,
the heating value is that much less when
the water is added.
Mr.. Emmett s. Golf believes there may
be law Of retaliation between color and
flavor in fruits and vegetables. He seems
10 have shown that light-colored flesh de.
notes milder and more delicate flavor than
exists in o darkercolored specimen Of the
same variety.
Sir Henry Thompson. the eminent En-
glish physician, dclaces that there is no foun-
dation whatever for the common notion that
fish diet tends especially 10 feed the brain.
he says, however, that fish is particularly
suitable fer persons who are unable to take
much exercise.
In communication to the Academic des
Sciences, NJ. Duclaux states that the pres
ence of heterogeneous in the earth is es
sential to. the termination Of seed. His ex-
periments were made with plants whose
seeds grew on the surface as we'll as those
which developed in the ground.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12

49, ~
n msnon1 >kes = 1nn6q 81 -
nsnt q IL nini non sxeoxe ner!el
exhaustion, O. whas khsre exists toeehoo
ines q evil, denrs ior solitude shuzulnl
ana avoiding company, vertigo and nG.se1
debility, Or when insanity has already hksa
place, PERusa and MAIALIH should b In
plicitiy relied on. Bot it ID never well @
wait so long before treatment ID commenced.
The early symptoms ae, loss ct strength
soaness Of the MUSCLES, dim or weak ngnt,
peculiar expression Of the face and eyes.
cossed tongue, with impaired digestion; Or
in others, certain powers only are lost vhils
they are otherwise enjoying comparatively
good health. In ell these PEasHA and Man
AI.IS should at once be taken.
Mrs. S. SMyH, Halsviller Lawrence
county, IA, writes: .'Dr. s. b Hartman
& Co., Columbus, o.: have been great
sufferer fog ten YEAR, II seemed Is though
every orgas in my body was diseased a one
time or another. had. about gwen up oil
hopes, when / commenced taking PRRuSA
and MANAII,a Immediately began to nm
prove, the soreness aui pain disappeared,
strength gradually returned, and now an
as well as ever in my lite, and / owe It all
to your PERUNa and MASALIs. | recon-
mended it to nv friends and it gives better
satisfaction than any o,he, medicinef ever
heard Of"
Miss Maria frederick, Warren; Ohio,
weites: 1T is wish pleasure and many
thanks that write TO you to tell You Of the
great benefit have-derived rom the use OF
the PERuYA. have used several bottles OF
yoar PERUSA, and can safely say it has
done me great deal Of good, / have i'm.
proved ever since commenced its use.
Mr.. 7. J. Weber, plymouth, o., writes:
Il ON selling your PERUSA, and have
good trade on it, 1t gives general satistac-
ton"
Mr.. Thomas Acton. BROOKLYN Village,
Cleveland, Ohio, says "Ireceived a'severe
wound in my foot by tramping on spike.
1t insamed and was painsal aud swollen. /
had every reason to fear lockjsw. Your
simple suggestion as to local applications
and the taking of your PERUSA and MAN
ALla were followed to the lister; and, thanks
to yeu, my foot is entirely well, andi am
happy"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
BELLIES IN THE SURF,

Bathing nantes are Of turkish towelins
IN burpops shape.
Dcg.slin or chamois gloves are worn with
yachting costumes.
Red and blue are the favorite combine
non OF colors for seaside wear.
Soft, cresmy.tented Beaupre yelling
forms the prettiest white watering place
dresses.
Bathing dresses are made in the Princess
form, belted at the waist. The skirts and
trousers are rather shorter than heretofore,
more like the European bath costumes.
Among the imported bathing suits are
hose of striped flannel in blue and white,
red and white and blue and gray. Otheis
are in white serge with blue anchors EN-
broidtfed in the corners of the collar, on
the cuffs and upon the front OF waist.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
The Death of a Debtors Wife.


Governor CASTOR had occasion to send
cunning note to client whose account was
long past due. After few days the man
came in. well, how are you getting
slopg2' says the Governor cheerily. "Ah.
I'm in deep trouble; don't seem to be able
% bold up or get started since my poor wife
died." "Your wife dead? Sorry to hear it;
sorry to hear it." "Yes, she is gone" The
Governor, who is very soft hearted man,
was go touched by the mans evident Attic.
ton that be hadn't the heart to ask him for
money, and sent him away. A fey days
stterwsrd be met friend who knew his Of
hicted client and remarked to him that the
man seemed to take his wife's death very
hard indeed. Take it hard? laughed the
other, why she's been dead FIVE years and
he married again the other day."
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
DOG STORIES.

A dog which can pick out cattle with his
owners brand upon them is the admiration
of Montana town.
A Clinton, KY, dog, who had been the pet
of bis master, Quilted the house when the
master one day brought home wife.
Senator Vest has o dog that after being
taken TO church one Sunday, was found the
same afternoon in the woodshed, with lot
OF dogs about him, standing on his hind legs
IN drygoods box, holding an old almanac
lLder one iorepaw, while gessiculsted wildly
with the other. He swayed his head and
hoNled to his audience of dogs.
A fishing rod was seen Aosting in Con-
c, cticut stream, and it was evident that
Dig fish was at the end of the line. No boat
being at hand, Charles Earle, Of New Ha.
ven, sent his water spaniel after the rod.
The dog grabbed the rod at the thick end
and began to swim back with it, but the fish
objected vigorously. Finally the dog was
ouIled completely under water. He came
10 the top blowing, but still holding on the
rod. All went smoothly then until the dog
was half way to the shore, when the fish
pulled him under again. The plucky dog
finally succeeded in landing the pole at his
master. feet, and the fish was taken.
The Hour tells story Of dog with a
conscience. The owner of Skye terrier
had q dish of mutton outlets for lunch, and
when he had finished his repast there was
one outlet left on the dish. He began read
ing his paper and appeared to take no no
lice of the dog. The dog saw the outlet and
his mouth watered Then he smelled Of it
and was overcome by temptation. He seized
the outlet and bolted under the sofa, evil
d, ntly expectin a whipping, but the master
took no notice. Finally the dog, without
eating the meat became conscious stricken,
picked up the outlet, laid it at his masters
feet hung his head. and skunk away.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
GRENADINE AND MOHAIR.

Lace feunces are worn on grenadine
dresses, the trimmings OF the corsage being
also Of lace.
Black grenadlne dresses broche with vel
vet remain in vogue, and rival those Of
ermine and lace.
Lace founces on grenadine dresses are
very wide, laid fiat, and are onely slightly
fuled or not at all, and form the tsblier and
off in the back, sometimes pencils and side
obts.
Veilipgs and mohairs in color, white,
-rtemrinied, plain and figured, debeiges and
1ther light summer wool fabrics are found
Il the counters at reductions that seem
abulous when quoted.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
Forethought of n Dying Man.

Rev. Hugh Gull is still we'll remembered
in Wayne county, where he lived for more
han halt a century, and died at the ad.
vanced of l04 years. During the last four
years Of his hye he was afflicted with sort
of hypochondria, and every once in while
imagined he was dying. On one such oc.
casion he mounted his adopted daughter
on horse and sent her to notify the mem
bers of his family, who lived at some dis.
lance, that his end was near, and if they de-
sired to see him die, they must come at
once. While she was gone on this errand
he happened to think that there was no
wood cut and that his children would be
cold when they got to his bedside, as it was
in the middle of winter; so. forgetting about
bis near approach to death, he got up and
went to the wood pile, and his children
when they arrived in haste in obedience to
bis summons, found him cutting wood to
keep them warm while they watched him
1,o
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
Feeding His steer on wild Oats.


A drunken countrymsn, who frequently
brings various articles of produce to town
for sale-snd selling them, puts the pro-
ceeds in his pockets, gets on "hovl," and
never leaves town as long as it lasts-Eas
in town last week with q load Of oats
knowing his weakness Marshal Smart at.
tempted to warn him. and the following col.
loouy ensued: Yes" said the Marshal,
and you are drunk again. The last time
you got drunk you never stopped till you
had slowed away a whole beet steer under
va .ar shirt, in wni.sy, and you now : zen!
to follow that with your load of cats. You'd
better 90 home| 20! well" hiccoughed
the couutryman, you know that stser'll
(hic) want some oats anyhow, and yoa
betch-er-life (hic) he'll get en-" And he
did
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
FROM OUR SPECIAL PARIS MODESTO,

Scarfs are the rage in Paris. They are
brocaded, embroidered, interviewer with
gold or copper jet, the last being the sue.
cess Of the moment. Thes scarfs are used
as ssshes with floating ends, simply tied
around, or folded and following the contours
of q pointed corssge. They are formed
into summer hoods or head draperies, and
drsped upon skirts.
Volpmipous pulled plsstrons are being
worn In place Of jsbots Of lace or light EN-.
broidery. Expensive real lsces are set in
three rows around the neck placed one upon
The other, and each successive one projecting
a little beyond the one in front Of it, and
this is continued down the front, the three
rows being gathered to form jsbot.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
GOLD AND SILVER IN THE MODES.

Silver mounts for black fans are novelties.
Silver braid is used for trimming dresses
of black mohair.
Gsuze rouching run with extremely fine
gold or silver threads is much worn.
Feather fans mounted on tortoise shell
are the most fashionable for full dress.
Entire dresses are made of new face that
is composed of yak and metal threads.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12
Correct Estimate of Bis wife's Bonnet.

On the rear seat of fremont street car
were two gentlemen indulging themselves in
;asl vice only allowable on the three rear
seats. They we're strangers to each other.
However, they exchanged few common.
place remarks about the variable New
England weather, and finally, the younger
man, spying female down on the front
wearing "a ridiculous old trap Of bonnet"
which was tn fact, the latest love of female
headgesr, loosely gave expression to his
thoughts, and close by inquiring Of bis
neiehbor if he didn't think the bonnet
most ripe enough to shoot" "Yes, / dor
said the elder man emphstically; NOV
that's my wife" he added, by way Of expla.
nation, "and l told her when she brought the
thing home that some fool would make fun
of it before she'd worn it twenty minutes"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-07-12

MY nd ssss When twilight sOOlnes cones
s.ss. SslDssAsd By night. .ura. to the
yuld ind that frsedom that docs best
nd thoughts inspire
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