Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-12-04

SHatAl 4FaVeler.
A harness maker, like an undertak- |
er, deals in "the trappings and the suits
OF whoa. Lowell Citizen.
Shakespeare was mistaken when he |
said that rose by any other name
would smell as wheat Hatchet.
There is that in some men which, if |
not chilled by adversely, would give to
the world grand thoughts. = Selected
Said an old colored man in Atlanta
the other day, "You can't put ignor-
ance on top of knowledge and make it
stay there"
Professor Korosi announces that rich
people live longer than poor people.
1t may be observed that the induce
ments are stronger. er.-Boston Courier !
The white soal-miners of Duquoin,
ILL.,, have given the Negro miners TO
tice 10 leave. Down here in Dixie
there is "a general willingness to let the
Negro do all the work he wishes to
do.v-Nashville ADV.
Many people are born crying, live
complaining, and die disappointed; they
chew the bitter pill which they would
not even know to be bitter if thay had
the sense to swallow it whole in cup
of patience and water.
The London Daily News calls Fer
dinand Ward the evil genius of Gen.
Grant, and points out that his sentence
was inadequate, as when his term shall
have been served he will he at liberty
to enjoy his million of dollars.
The Uncle Esek of the Centu,y's
Bric-a-brac papers was the late Henry
w. Shaw. Mr.. Shaw was unable to
use the name of josh Billings in con-
sequence of an old understanding with
the publisher of another periodical.
Trade is not regarded with the aver
sion that it once was by the higher
classes in England. Two of the broth
ers-in-law of the Princess Louise are
IN busiless-one stock-brokcr, and
the other wine and tea-merchant.
A large section of false work just
constructed at the expense of much
time and labor, upon which it was in
tended to put together long span of
the new iron truss bridge over the
Cumberland river at Nashville, was
borne down by the drive of drift-wood
What Cecil says of minister IS in
measure true of all Chrisatains. He
is fisherman, and the the fisherman must
mt hImse % his employment If
,lsome fish will bite only by day, he
must fish by day; others will bite cnly
By moonlight, he must fish for them
by moonlight.
Col. Gilbert A. Pierce, Governor of
Dakota, made his annual report to the
Secretary of Interior, showing the ma
terial progress Of that Territory during
the past year. The population of the
Territory is now 10000, as against
l35, $50 when the Federal census was
taken in 1880.
A CHANGE OF MIND.
lie offered me his heart and hand,
whereat laughed and said him nav;
But found too late that when he went
He took my happiness away.
And wrote little note
"Dear jack it asked, with sweet design,
''In love it's fair to change ones mind2'
Said he, SIT isand Pve changed miner
-ANoH.
Oh! tell me not that they are dead
that generous host, that airy army of
invisible heroes. They hover as cloud
of witnesses above this nation. Are
they dead yet act2 Are they dead that
yet move upon society, and inspire the
people with nobler motives and more
heroic patriotism?- Henry Ward
Beecher
A man in Fort Worth, Texas, has
contracted with an English syndicate
to deliver on the wharf at Galveston
fortnightly, for the next FIVE years,
5000 frozen carcasses of beef cattle.
The price is six cents per pound for
the beef, and nine cents for the hides,
and the shipments are to begin imme-
diately.
The Jews and gypsies are the two
races that somehow inherit the world
...... to the Jews belongs the inside of
'the world--the gold and jewels and
stuffs, the gorgeous rooms and piled-up
Golfers; and to the gypsy belongs the
outside-the sky and the sunshine,
the tent on the grass, the merry road,
and all the secrets of happy nature.
As medicine the broom excells as a
tonic This is not jest, but recon-
mended in all earnestness. If the wo-
men who sit around from one years
end to another, nursing imaginary all
ments, were once week TO take a dose
of sweeping mild of course at first
they would soon begin to feel the sal
utary effects from the use of the broom,
and would save themselves many dol
lar for medicine. broken china. and (,