New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-08-27

| And offer gifts from far away.
$50 this is the vessel you have been Dragging much
Yes. sir; there she lies. Beauty aln't shel"
! "Beautyi You don't call that unweldy looking tab
%Ccrtainly she's yacht. She wa'ant yacht yester
! day nduit but she's u yacht now
q How can she be yacht to-day II she not yacht
Vel, you SEQ had her washed out. and I've aIlcd
up her cabin with liquors and gars Put seven cases OF
make her yacht then don't know what yacht Is IL
ant the build Of The vessel that makes her yacht ts
tho liquors aud cigars and the beer aud the ham sand
witches folks that's on boardon hehat makes her
aud play Dy an all aforo they get out OF the harOoI an
she'l be such yacht as no true gentleman need DO
ashamed on II Boston Courier.
To the country Democrat greedy for a fourth oil
office First Assistant Postmaster General Adai f.
stevenson bigger man than ola Cleveland" There
arc several members OF the Administration, not for
getting the immortal Higgins, who rise higher In the
popular Democratic affection than the man who was
| elected President
A Rsruinder-Old Lady: Now porter. you're quite
sure put H W rs M Ae obj PIX LpSy
you're certain I've uot left any bng behind" Porter
No, mum. not even "COPPER" Punch
Tho Rev Dr. Leonard. OF Ohio. Is very indignant about
the story that ho drank toast dipped In ALE while
stting on Il log He saysItis lie. Well, won't in
sst on details Perhaps no sitting q stump In
stead OF log and drank the ale smothered in toast
Dr. Newman has been a candidate before tho General
Conference for the Epscopacy IN past years, when he
failed OF an election Il be true that he sRres to that
stances. he weaker man than generally supposed
that high Office ana probably will never named as
candidate the General Conference which elects The
whole story is u fabrication Dr. Newman is net IL high
favor with the Methodists though they all understand
that he fairly dealt with by the nppant critics.
Newport News
The controversy between Mrs Ella Wheeler Wilcox
aud Colonel Joyce is not settled yet The ihadeipha
tn submitting the following what
Colonel Joyce really wrote:
Play when the gang plays for you
Draw II you draw alOnej
For standing pat may burst you nat,
As experience oft has shown.
Bun, aud men will call you
You know for you've been there
The sharpers bound to "a raising sound,
But shrink from anteing iair
Ruv checks and men will seek you
Borrow and they'll shyi
They need no noodle who hasn't doodle,
They're hunting no such pie
Cut deep when you're not dealer.
Twill spoil what has been hxed,
For "a single pair dealt on the square
Is safer than " threes" unmixed.
Kick yet you lose your money.
The winners never releht,
They'll get cold feet or beat retreat,
But on charity they're not bent
There are cold deks now In waiting
For all who are not ny;
You may drink quite free, get on q spree-.
III the dealer has your eye.
The MEMBERS Of tho Republican State Committee know
a bluff when they 1t. which the reason they
Democratic IoHlnlttoo TWO days Detter
on the date OF the State Convention.
The GairesIon Yecs still thinks that the employment OF
Mexicans to pick cotton would be good thing.
Although Lhere Is law against the Importation OF
foreign laborers under to labor 10 the United
States 1t does not beeye that utto thing like that
need stand In the way Mexicans," Il says, should
come across border under no contract but OF their
own vpition and DO found IN Laredo, Tex, II could
not reasonably be held that planter who had hand
IN bringing them would DO violating any law by
hrug them Laredo. Tex, and thence bringing them
to his plantation"
Handy VI" Buy trunk, cir !" No, thankee; Tyo
got uu eiutLor but these ere" "We what D that
Can't ye lvvk em up IL II an lie abed a sunday g."
iJudy
Just now the Democrats irving to persradc the
public that they nave always been interested In wool
They have. they have For nay years thsy no, been
getting up before breakfast, and working between -als
trying to pun the eyes tf the public
Guy Min Chinese orator In San Francisco, told the
roll folks n hat ci:y few days ago that they
won!d sped millions OF donrs IN CEilB a.
Chiba,Dan homo In Heaven but refused then, home
Ia the Ualted 5taseA Which would ssem 10 " slow