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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

informs the public that, in such case, it will
require at least two years Of careful c~ultiva-
ton to restore the award to its pristine glory.
1t will probably be in the nature of a paralyzer
to that gardener to be informed that tout
this-away' grass has been known to grow
knee-high to a Hoosier-which is very high
in a single season.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
An Invitation To Go Home.

Philadelphia Record.
Look how the cool wave accompanies the fes-
and laps them in attempered comfort They
can drink their lemonade with something i'm it to
make them relish if. Ingersoll may sheer and
Beecher snort, but there is q Providence that
shapes our ends. When the editors get back to
their homes we shall have the postponed rains
that the farmers are praying for.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

Our own r. G. J. Pendleton has been imi-
lated in New York. Mr.. Evarts, at the Del
monico dinner rendered the French represent
aiives accompanying the great statue, ad-
dressed them in French. But of course it
did not compare with Pendleton's Spanish.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
Should Read UP.

st. Louis Gl0be- Democrat.
An enthusiastic Yale orator alluded to Mr..
Hendricks, on Tuesday, as the man who had
been twice elected to an Office which he had been
bricks proceeded to deliver an encomiastic ad-
dress on 1.-THE Supreme Court of the United
States" which august tribunal decided, it will be
remembered, that his claim to the Vice-presi-
dency in 1876 was unsound and void. The Yale
orator should read up on the history Of his coun-
tvxv
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

DETRoIT's purchase from Indianapolis did not
make a very favorable impression on the occa-
sion Of their initial appearance on the ball field.
1t may be, as limited when the transfer was
made, that their record will show a marked
falling off in contests with irst-class clubs. In
any event, indianapolis will try to peg along
without them.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

'KEEP off the grass, and if you can't keep
of the grass stay at home" was the most hos
pitable remark that occurred to the Philadel-
phians in paying their respects to the citizen
soldiers Of the country who had been invited
To visit thern.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
A Specimen of the Infamy.

Greenfield Democrat.
Congressman Bynum has, we understand, filed
with the President charges against Mr.. Marsh,
postmaster at Greenfield, the nature of which we
do not know. Before filing them q telegram was
sent to parties here, the effect of which was that
if Mr.. Marsh would tender his resignation the
papers would be destroyed. The proposition was
declined, and MIR. Marsh will take his chances in
Mr.. Vilas's new court
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

IT is highly desirable that the new English
Ministry should suffer as little as possible
from depression Of spirits. ODcnovan Rosa
says: Its little I care for the whole batch of
them. | take no stock in them; they are no
good" If this expression Of opinion can be
kept from the ears of the Cabinet now, there
may be some hope for them.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

BUDDENsEIK, the sham builder, has no love
for reporters and loses no opportunity to blame
the press for his persecution. This is as deli
cate a compliment as he could devise.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

THE awful condition of California seems in
credible. The ST. Louis Globe Democrat says:
'Grasshoppers are as thick in the fields of Cali
fornia as Colonies in a Missouri bar-room." This
is the worst report yet sent from the Golden
StatA
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

Mr.. CLEVELAND, it is said, intends to spend
his vacation in the widest region Of the Adj
rOndacks. II, by taking to the woods, he hopes
to escape the office-holders, he is doomed to
disappointment. The woods are full of 'em.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
Certainly.
Cercai
Boston Transcript.

BOst0n TranBcrIpt.
The st. Louis Republican is frank enough to
say that the partisanship of Postmaster Palmer,
of Chicago, was offensive, because it was IRE
publican partisanship," whence we are at liberty
to believe that Democratic partisanship is just
what our ST. Louis contemporary expects Of q
nostmaster
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

THE Atlanta Constitution invites the Grand
Army Of the Republic to hold one of its meet
ings in that city, and promises the veteran
soldiers that their baggage will not be sub
jected to scrutiny on the theory that they are
nntlaws
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

THE citizens of Madrid earnestly protest that
there is no cholera there. They evidently fear
that the Fourth of July celebration will be a
failure unless this rumor is denied.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

A POET in the New York Independent ad-
dresses an ode to Gladstone, in the course of
which he says: y
'"This chief a bloodless victory hath won
Britannia's wisest. best and bravest son."
Evidently the poet does not refer to the Sou
dan campaign, and as for Russia, it hardly seems
to be determined that there has been a victory
of any sort
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

LUCILLE YsEULT DUDLEY, the assassin Of
the notorious Rosa, thinks she made a mis-
take in not beginning with Parnell and Glad
stone. Mrs. Dudley is a very tiresome crank.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

Beecher is an evoluter from Evolutersville.
He extends the right hand of fellowship to Bob
Ingersoil, and proclaims him a better man than
dozens who daily preach the word of God. This
is the first practical evidence that Beecher has
given that evolution does evolute.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

EXPERIENCE, if it teaches anything, teaches
the danger Of advising. Hartford Courant.
If experience teaches anything, it teaches the
benefit Of advertising.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
Parallel Cases.

fhliauelpnta pre68.
Brother Beecher does not believe in the fall OF
the human race in Adam. Neither do we, for
that matter, any more than we believe in the
fall of the Congregational Church in Henry
Ward Beecher.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

PRESIDENT CLEVELAND has announced his
intention ~to.appoint Don Carlos Buell. pension
agent of Kentucky.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

WHAT little chances Judge Converse had for
the Democratic nomination in Ohio have been
destroyed by the Enquirer's picture of him. 1t
makes him look like a wife-whipper.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

THE New York Sun dominates Mr.. James
ROssell Lowell as a candidate for Governor Of
Massachusetts,, to be run as a peoples man,
irrespective Of party.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
John Roach's Compliment.

louisville Commercial.
"a ship waiting for an ass is q headline In
the Indianapolis Journal. 1t sounds like a COM
pliment from John Roach to Secretary whitney.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
A Triumph for Turyeydrop,

Philadelphia Press.
Department promises to be a strong feature Of
the new Democratic administration of Whining
ton, Del The mayor elect is a music teacher,
and it is said he will appoint a dancing master
to an important Office.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
The Postmaster Editor.

Philadelphia Press.
Postmaster general Villas refuses TO appoint
editors to postofices, and he Is right. This
country can't get along without editors, and it
can hire o boy to lick its stamps.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

PHILADELPHIA and Portland should be tied
together. Their hospitality to the soldiers is
something to forget as soon as possible.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

$25,O DOC verdict against a railroad company was dis
satisfied, and got only six cents on the next trial. The
other case was that of a man who was acquitted of
murder. '.and went the same day and got married"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27
The Advance of Art.


The deliriously fascinating announcement In
made in one of the art papers that painting ON
banjos and frying pans is now taught in one les
son ut a Broadway school of art
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

THE discovery has been made that nearly all
the physicians in New York carry pistols. In
satiate monsters. will not drugs suffice?
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

Two Illustrations of how men will not 'let well
enough alone are given in the Arlington tTexas)
World. One was where a plaintiff. having secured a
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-06-27

Mishawaka Enterprise.
An exchange says that society ladies in Wash
ington are all picking banios. The season must
be farther advanced at the capital than it is this
way.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
Frightful Accident.

A most remar kable and frigbtful accident occurred at Stoddard's camp, on Copper mountain above Gillette, few days since, as we learn from Maj Ingalls, who stopped there on his way down from Prescott. A Mr. Brown, who was at work in the camp on a shaft which has nov reached a depth of 15O feet, wishing to go down to the bottom of the shaft, arranged the hoisting machine cry, as he thought, so as to gradually lover him Getting into the tub he no sooner swung over the shaft than to his borrow he began the descent with the speed of Tightening; the machinery had in some manner given away at the moment he began the descent and an instant would dash him 10 pieces at the bottom of the shaft among rhe rocks, for like a flash he went to the bottom, bucket and all. He didn't dash though. He is a tough old miner and don't mlnd little tumbles of 150 feet or so down dark shafts. He has gotten used to it, and thirty minutes later was walking about the camp, not exactly as well as ever, for rocks and tubs and things are harder than the average muscle and bone. though they probably got the worse of that racket for they are yet in the bottom of the shaft. Seriously MT. Brow n escaped, miraculous as it may seem, with a few severe bruises, a back somewhat strained and being knocked seRseless for a short time. His companions thought him dashed 10 atoms and went about getting him out. He shortly recov- cred sensibility and doubtless to his own astonishmeRi, certainly to the astonishment of everybody else, he walked up in the same world he started from, and soon found that he was not killed at all, that he had not even a broken bone and that at dinner time he could eat as much bacon and beans as the next fellow. MT. Brown attr ibutes his remarka- ble escape to the fact that he retained his presence of mind when he found himself going and instantly raised himself from the bottom of the buck ct by placing his hands upon the edges, and thus swinging the musclss of his arms served to deaden the blow when the bottom was struck. MT. Brown is again al work about the camp.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

A Chinese doctor at Victorla is said to lose very few patients. Ut is suspected that the almond,eyed fraud never gives any medicine.
 The local heathen Chinee rather more than holds his own in some respects, and many of the children have attended school for some pur> pose, despite the soclal restriction law under which they labor. The other day California street matron, just returned from three years tour abroad, advertised for first>class cook, whereupon an intelligent pig tail aplied for the position.
 "Whtee you nance, John ?"ask the lady in that peculiar baby talk sup pos ed to be adapted for infants and other foreigners.
 Wan Lee.'
 "You sabe loast tlurklee, Wan?" lisped the lady.
 The Chineman knit his bruws and shook his head.
 "Ohl dear mer' said the tourist 10 her importod d maid, in what is known here as Mills SemInary-and abroad as restaurant-French "what am 1 to do? 1 cant make him understand"
 Ut is very infOrtunate' said tae Chinanan, reflectively II see you don't speak French very well, and besides that Chinese and English are the only languages know"
 He was not engaged.-San Frdn- cfRco Posf
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

IF the fight of the Tucson papers is against fraud and extravaganee as the Star says it is, why don't they take up few more Pima county statesmen, those who got away with the swag by squeezing it out of the printers of Prescott if they could get it no other way. They make scape goat out of Stevens because he voted against the capital and have turned attention in his direction while the swag resIs quietly in other pockets
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

THE Tucson Citizen which now edits nine out of ten colums of read ing mater with a saw, has conclud> ed to sit down on Maricopa county hard. In Saturdays issue it belit> ties the county and the valley. It talks of "a few sections of agricultu- ral land" in this valley in a way that very pointedly betrays the stupid ig- norance of the writer or vicious, i'm beetle jealousy, and that is the sum and substance of it's column of tirade. Of course the people of the valley might as well begin to migrate now that the ancient maiden has set her face against us. We can expect to see the grass turn brown in a few days and the water in the river dry up completely. Oh, ancient, poor, old lady, won't you give us lock of your hair before we gos
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

OF all the Tucson press the Tafl- fngs and Under retain their good sense. The Tailings in very sens sible article argues the situation from it's stand point but of course when it gets onto our railroad mat ters it gets of it's own base little; but then we suppose the Taittngs feels touchy on railroad matters anyway. So faI as its criticisms on the asylum bill are concerned there IS something more in them. How ever there is room for wide differ ence of opinion in this matter and HERALD happens to be among those who believe that the true economy of the business IS to have a building at once that will last for years to come; besides the sum of $50, GOO named by the IdftingS would give the number of insane now belonging to the Territory very cramped ouars ters and entail the necessity of ane other appropriation and another siege of building within the next two or tLree years. The appropria>
 ton which has been made will put mp an excellent building and one that will last for many years to come so far as tho size is concerned, should there not come to the surface too many editors such as some of the Tucson journals have lately brought to the surface.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

WASHINGTON information is to the effect that large numbers of would be office holders are returning home from their little wild goose chase to the Capital City disgusted and dis heartened with their i'll success. They have doubtless discovered that there are things of more importance in the United States governmental affairs than their litt;e wants and petty affairs.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
RAILROAD RACKET.

CHICAGO, March 23-S. R. Calla- way, general manager of the Union Pacific road, says that he has been officially notified by the Central Pa- cific road that the latter will charge the Unifn Pacific local rates from Ogden on all through business. Tn e Central Pacific, he claims, has take n this course to defeat, if possible, the recent reduction in rates from Chi cago to the Pacific coast, ordered by the executive committee of the Trans>Co influential Association. It has been officially announced here that the Central Pacific road has agreed to join the Union Pacific in withdrawIng the subsidy of $95> 900 per month from the Pacific Mail Stermship cOmpanp.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26


 ONE of the very best laws ever passed by Territorial Legislature was passed by the late distinguished, amidst all the toTmoiI and trickeIy through which it is reputed 10 have passed. It is humane and Chris> tian law for the relief of unprotec-
 aildren and these not properly
 B by inhuman parents and those 1.o are being brought up in houses of i'll fame. The sooner that law can be put into active execution the better.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

THE Tucson Star says the fight of the Tucson people is not against this valley. No one ever thought there there was a fight against the valley by the people of Tucson; it comes from a couple of journals published in Tucson that hope 10 receive, II they have not already received their reward from a clique that are fght- ing the valley from purely selfish> and and corrupt motive, and il is from this crowd that those journals have got their que.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26


 THAT citizens committee to ''div- ise ways and means" to keep Mari- copa county down has begin to com- prehend the animus of the parties that originated the idea and the mos tives which stimulated the editorials of the CITIZEN and STAR, and all the respectable gentlemen whose names were connected with it are withdraw ing. L. c. Hughes will be left as it's chairman while the body of the thing, the creation of his own sens itive liver, will have dwindled to %o..Lk
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

THE Yuma Republican says that the $1O,OOO leyee provided for by the legislature can be built to answer all practical purposes for $500 and further concludes that it would be unjust to tax three fourths of the county for the protection Of one fourth. The legislature doubtless labored under 2 common opinion that the county of Yuma lay inside he boundaries of the toAss of that name.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
Syrup Of Figs.

Natures own true laxative. Pleas ant to the Palate, acceptable to the Stomach, harmless in it's nature, painless in its action. Cures habit- ual Constipation, Biliousness, Indi~ gestion. and kindred Ills. Oleanses the system, purifies the blood, regu- lates he Liver and acts on the Bow els. Breaks up Colds. Chills, Fevers, etc. Strengthens the organs on which it acts. Better than bitter, nauseOus Liver medicines, pills, salts, and draughts. Sample bottles free, and large bottles for sale by O. J, Jhib~ odo, Phoenix, A. T.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
TELEcRAPHIc.
e
 A COPPER SUIT.

A COPPER SUIT.
 BALTIMORE, March 24-The Ari- zona Copper company, of Edinburg, Scotland, has sued out two replevins in the United States circuit court for a receiver for the possession of cops per, valued Tt $13, 300. The plain tiffs, owners of the mines in Arizo> na, shipped crude copper to Pope, Cole & Co.,, and IeplevIns to recover possession of the copper consequent upon the failure of that firm. The United States Marshal seized the copper
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

Clerk-"What is it you wantg" Little girl want a Yair of stock ings"
 For yourself2"
 "Yes sir"
 Well. here is d pail l think will fit you.
 "Oh! dose won't never do. 1 want a great big pair, ever so big No. 200 or 3OO."
 "Graciousl We have no such mum bers. What do you want them for?" "To hang up."-Ea.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

MR. N. Ellls whose name has been favorab1y mentioned for the guber- natorlal chair when Gev.Tritle's time has expired, has very gracefully given his friends to understand that he does not want the office through an articlesin the Miner.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
Young Mes, Read rh s {.

THE VoLrAIc BELT O., of Marshall, Michigan, offer to send their celebrated TrIc APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days, to men (young or old) afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vitality sndman- hood, and kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, aad many other diseases. Complete restO- ration to health, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk is incurred, as thiry days trial is allowed. Write them at once for illustrated pamphlet free
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

J.L. Fisher brought in yesterday from the Lynx Creek Hydraulic Works $1 200 in gold amalgum, the result of a sixty hours run, The wa ter supply as yet is sufficient to in> sure a steady run for many days to come and the future yield of these rich and mammoth diggings will res suit more profitably thon has char acterized them in any former year Miner
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

MARION, editor of the Courier who thinks he is the most eminent Demo- crat of them all on the road for the secretaryship says: "Pat. Hamilton hasn't the ghost of show to be sec retary we pass him" etc. Now the Hon. Pat. Hamilton has more true democracy in his little finger than there is all over Marlon. Hamilton is a Democrat from principle and don't live on his polltic. Marion is a Democrat from policy and makes his money out of his party. Which mar would the people of the Ter ritory ralher have as Secretary?
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

CHARLIE BEACH is contemplating a rip to Washington alter the man. >ner of his Democratic friends. He m. .so. be appointed har.o or com
 IT for Prescott.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
EStFay Notice.

Came to my ranch nine miles west of Phoenix one small roan horse :one sma II bay horse. lame in left fore leg: one small red COW and ball calf, no brands
 The owner will come forward, prove property. pay charges and remove same. mch-2i-2O-d BENJ. T. FRANKLIN
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
VIE WITH OTHER STATES

and Terri tories at the. Worlds Far.
 "Thc present prosperous condi- non of affairs in our Territory" Col Murphy continued, "is due in great measure to Gov. Tritle's efforts. He was one of the first men 10 open the celebrated Comstock mine in Neva- da, and is thoroughly familiar with he wants and requircmen Is of a new country. He has succeeded in se- curing for the Territory that degree of consideration al Washington city to which it was justly entitled, there- by effecting results that have lnured to the unspeakable benefit of the entire Territory ."-Sunday N O. States
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

THE county court business is somc- thing like fifth wheel to a wagon, neither ornamental nor useful and terribly expensive.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
bE of Tombstone,

bE of Tombstone, is coming home from Washington. Has he got the gubernatorial appointment in his pocket so early as this? Perhaps he has got flea in his ear.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

THE COURIER seems te have cor-- iracted column. Got poor covere ing the load of coin it made out of the legislature.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26
Population of Phoenix. 4.OOo
March 26, Isss

MARION for Territorial Secretary : Well worse things might happen to us-but not many.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

~No agent, employe or other person ie ieanthorized to contract bills on account ofthis paper, except on written order or the proprietor.
Weekly Phoenix herald., 1885-03-26

Those of our dealers and ranchers who have been able to hold theIr crops until now are realizing hand some prices and will probably see a further rise.