Mexico weekly ledger., 1885-03-26

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If Andrain county does not need
rock roads more than anything else.
If our young friend, G. W. Settle,
was not cornered q few evenings ago.
If John Spotswood can not hit a
decoy duck every time he shoots at
it.
What Billie Miller said when he
saw the bundle from Laddonia Sum
day night.
Whether some people who rejoice
over other ladies' errors should not
look at home.
If Cash Blackburn can not draw
on us for the earth on account Of the
job he put up on us.
II we did not have over 200 people
find fault because we left out the
''Rumors' last week.
If some people should not have
something else to do besides ''gad-
ding" and 'gassing."
If the churches are not completing
the good work begun by the grand
jury and police court.
If people don't often make as great
mistakes when they are sick as they
do when they are well.
How many dry goods stores peo-
pie would think there were in Mexico
by reading the newspapers.
Who offered q married couple Of
this city a ''big wad" of money not
long M to adopt a kid.
The name of the lady who used
her husbands meerschaum pipe to
drive a nail with yesterday.
II there is not more life shown in
the ace for sexton of the cemetery
than in any other city office.
How we are expected to drink
water when the wells contain dead
bodies of animals and humans.
Why SO many extra copies Of the
LEDGER we're ordered in advance this
week. One newsdealcr ordered 200.
Why the Republicans don't get up
a primary of their own if they + SC
anxious to vote at a meeting Of this
kind.
;. If some people on Liberty street
don't know even more about sensa'
tons than the Inteuigeneer thinks il
does.
How a newspaper a keep from
giving the news when it has a con
tract so to do with each of its sub
scribers.
If charging a man $50 per year To-
pond water is really any encourage
ment for him to establish a woolel
mill in the city.
If our filthy contemporary can
make a column article out of the Lad
, donia sodomy cas- They can SUP
' press the names.
When that $4,000 law suit is t
be brought against n of Auaraih'
doctors, and if the revelations result
ing from it won't paralyze the county
vi The name of the gentleman wh
walks up and down Liberty stree
n three or four times a day waving b
handkerchief at all the ladies he see
" If the LEDGER is not q daisy tn
week. We have orders for sever
hundred extra copies on suspiclo
that it would be unusually interes
ing.
If there are not Democrats wi
always fuss about Jul nomine'
of when, as a matter of fact, they do n
ut take the trouble to attend the pl
maries.
If it lie not tough that some Of o
wealthy men who never spend a dir
We with the printer and at the same tir
want him to whoop up the town, cal
We take their money with them when th
die and go to Ingersolrs land.
If the world is coming to an en-
Col. J. +. Hutton attended the p
mary Tuesday night-the first I'll
within the space in which q ma
memory runneth not to the contrs
Notwithstanding. He had q stro
las string tied to him this time.
Whether OF not there is a boy
Audrain county that can get av
-, with John Robertson Daniel, son
are Ruben and Florence Daniel, who
ian now living a father and mother,
g~randfathers, John NJ. Daniel 9
Jabez Robertson; two grandmoth'
Sarah E. Daniel and Mary Robt
son; two great-grandfathers. A.
Daniel and Reuben Pulls two gr'
grandmothers, Matilda Daniel
Nancy Pulls. We will send
LEDGER for q lifetime TO any
lew who carry off the cake from
above.