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Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
DISPENSING PAP.
Illinois Tariff Reformer on I, n,
Chicago.

Chicago.
CHICAGO, LII, Sept. 20.--conr..
w. II. Morrison is stopping 4. ~ \, \
house. The gentleman is yerymr,,'.
and non-conmunicativc about tks u
of his visit. lie says he simply ~.
Chicago to visit the state falf M
out reference to the disposition M
patronage in Chicago. M No.
however, did not get n
fair yesterday. Almost from
time of his arrival uut
retired for the night his vone \
besicged by the active politicians n
city. Senator McNally and Reuns1
tive McHale constituted themala1
body-guard to the congressn.l
were with him nearly all day NJ
his numerous visitors were po,,r,|
Judd, Gen, Lieb, and a number oloel
either ofliceholders or applle,Db
position. BY many it Is III
that Mr., MoITison's appearance M
this time has some direct bearing /,
government offices about to be fn..
that he has probably been reQueei
the president to look the grouni 4
Mr.. Morrison stated yesterday thstA.
never had u candidate for ans I'D
office except one, and that Wa M
Duncan of Ottawa, who he wisladal
appointed to the United State; n
attorneyship. As to the other Offices u
nothing 10 say Some time ago thepc'
had asked his opinion about nurls
Chicago gentlemen, and he had gIcl
but in II general way. He said "
had told the president that J.1H
WAS Il very good man for anypostai
said the same thing about good !
others. He thought there were goStI
enough in Chicago to fill all theorts
that there would be no difficulty
pericnced on that score. When ~
he had been consulted in any wayA
| the location of the proposed ~
| home, he said he had been askedie'
some time ago, but he had no pieif
| then. He had now, however WI
smiled approvingly when SprlnsleA
mentioned.
During the afternoon he Aad !
ference with Mr.. Healy, but Nhal
/ done could not be learned. i ~
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
TnE PORTE plsrAvoRs ENGLAND.

CoNsrANrlNortE, sept 20-powerful
court Influences are being broughtagainst
Sir Henry Drummond Wolf, the British
special envoy. The porte Is avcrsc to
sending a commission to Egypt to in
qnre into the condition of affairs there
in conjunction with British commission.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
GLApsroNns PREDICTION TRUE.

LoNpON, Sept. 90,-All communication
between Turkey and Bulgaria has been
cut OFF, Turkey has stopped the issue of
railway tickets Tor points beyond Adrian
oplc.
The Daily News this morning reminds
its readers that when Disraeli effected
the Berlin treaty Gladstone predicted the
present disruption. Even the present
ministry, the News says, will hardly
venture to use England's influence to
crush the growth OF liberty in Room
Flee.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
uANANA's roRT TO mr. COMPLETED

HAVANA, Sept. 90 Count Mort, presl-
dent oftho Union Constitutional party, has
offered the governor general the money
necessary to complete Immediately the
defenses of the port OF Havana, The
govornorgonc has accepted the offer,
and has ordered estimates OF the cost OF
the work TO DC made.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
AUSTRIA READY no anAp.

ST. PETERsBuRG, Sept 20.--ltis hoped
In court circles here that the signatory
powers of the Berlin treaty viii settle the
Room-Elcean troubles, amlcably keeping
In sight the Just grievances of the people.
Austria, 1t Is thought, will probably annex
Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
CRUSHED IN A STAMPEDE.

\ Canadian and Two Companions Killed
by Herd of Buffalo.
BISMARCK, ID. T., Sept. 20.--While hunt
ing buffalo 500 miles northwest of this
city, on the banks of the Missouri,
Charles Lailln, prominent Canadian,
and two of his companions were killed in
stampede The fourth man made his
escape. The hunters were in pursuit of
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
pRorrcrINe AMERICAN JEWS.

CONSTITUENCIES, Sept. 2o.--unted
States Minister Cox and Consul-Gen
Heap have succeeded IN obtaining reyo-
cation OF the order cxpclling American
IeMs from Jerlsalem.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21

n crushing defeat of his force OF 5000
Iadcndowas by The Kassala garrison and
friendly tribes. The latter, after the de-
feat OF Osman, sent ample supplies to
knssnla
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21

He wanted fish; "Soap s,T
a convict in the Richmond ccule 1,
few days i.go. Who'd ale ' suS
This is Friday, man; wan rs
"Fish!" exclaimed the ksepe, , III
think you are in Delmonlcos,,' II
official grub or 20 hungry, w
don't give me fish every ri'S Sar.
lave the iail,n-[New lorSnS-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
SPORTING.
A RAGE NT sr. LnIIs.

ST.. Lorls, Mo, Sept. pa single
seull race 90 Grove Cnur lake this after
noon between Gaudaur and Harry Par
ker, three miles with turn, for a purse
OF $500, Gaudaur to give Parker five
seconds start, was won easily by Gaud-
aur. Time, Gaudaur, Pills; Parker
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
ANARCHISTS DEMONSTRATION.

PARIS, Sept 2O,-A meeting Of
anarchists was held to-day in the neigh
borhood OF the bosrse The meeting
broke up In row. Many persons were
wounded by shots from revolyers.
The number of wounded is twelve.
The police made no attempt to suppress
the riot
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
MENICO.
a Congressman Denied the Right to Plead
Immunity.

Immunity.
CRY OF MEXCo, Sept 20.-CongreSs
has decided that Deputy Omaha, who
shot IIardie, an American, cannot plead
immunity from the ordinary judicial pro-
ccedlngs on account of being member
of congress, and he will be tried for muir
der before Judge of the third sectional
court. Minister jackson has been active
in preserving the establishment of legal
proceedings.
The American colony is DESTROYS for
the reappointment of Consul General
Strothcrs, it being understood that the
new appoiutee is to be sent elsewhere,
Strothcrs was Il Republican, but yalu-
able official, Democrats as we'll rs Re
publicans here favor his return.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
SPAIN OCCUPIES rnE pELEw ISLANDS.

MADRID, sept. 9o.--lhc Spanish man
of.,var Aragon has returned. She cstab-
lshed garrison on the chief of the
Pelew islands No traces OF the Germans
were discovered on the islands
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
TURKEY WILL APPEAL TO THE row
ERS.

CoNsTA1INopLE,se sept. pa council Of
ministers was held to-day, presided over
by the sultan, at which IL was decided to
appeal 10 the powers TO maintain the
rights OF the porte in Room-Elcc Or
dcrs have been issued TO collect an army
corps az Adrlanoplc.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
onNEnA1. runorrAN n1nnonLIo.

PANS, Sept 20.--lt is feared here that
the Room-Elcean trouble viii lead to II
general European imbrogllo The East
Is most inllammablc, aud serious results
are anticipated.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
Texos n Pacific l Raw /

The Great Popular Route MN ~ Orlsss.,
and the West, shoIt W, W"w MeAieq. ~.
points In Louisiana, me % lhe
calife s,,,S.a fa'G Pullman raIses.
daily between ~, s,We,ssnciseo az. Y,
n Paso and nd ian n,,eans wiihesi. sl'i ~
trains from n fasy sure c'r1n',,,ef.
that your ticket r silSs tables I, 4.
ali required lntoI In,s n D ~
Passthbe'u ~. Mon ~ ~
Pass. 4 Ticke' - ~. \, ". ~
Gen. Traaic Manager =
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
.ARILRoADs
Missouri Pacific RallV'

Direct route East wa ~ e az iu1ri =
daily between 81. Louis ana INV nv iTnRi Y
ont change. st kansas 'w,eSo Nts "
passengers for Kansas, V ,,l r,,,sess n,
and California connect WIN o ,lp i ~
ali lines. At Atchison coh liIrts ID kir,
EXPRESS Trains for al po s.,Ios \ ~
Nebraska. AT omaha eohNu oy,h ana w
ali lines leading TO llle S ,ssi TIM
porIor accommoda,lonsi 81 81 Loulsfs n
Palace cars run through Si NJ raits
daily. For maps, tiine Ts sett Agsel ~,
ON or address any Oh ~ n. Z. htVf,l
"'N u. W. NvVS,.ss-.,ps
Cen Pass and Ticket A'gs in Y ,.
Agent, FOri Nel.-
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21

4 amer nerd oiabout 2oc5aa,,. 4
w Va,s ,e suddenly qpoq ,sss
faces faces d the i iran villoT ssIs,. sI,
u tss Ho turned about aad ms
in by the F rIyep n men, wss ~,
plum, nluits on the other. y .Ioh. s q, n
name Of the man Who s0 o wlss
forwarded the bodies sO !, essssp,d, ~
companions to their re 4 es u1ielis
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
nInN or WAX ron SPAIN.

Mmmp, sept. 20 Spain viii purchase
two mon of war that are building In
England for the Japanese government.
The ships are nearly completed.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
A PRIESTS VIII
Relatives Enter rro,..,
Unsono,,.. N ihr D.

Relatives Enter a pro,
unsoundsrlna 's' nss
DEsMolSEs, Iowa. ~.
OF the late lamentcd Fa,l,.e,,. !; sp,A ,
OF st. Ambrose Catholic y. BnllA 4.
left tothe Catholic eb,an0u,,1choIu,'.
valued at nearly ss2s,oco1' c .a' IA 4,
atlyes only sman sums Iro aa0 iots \
sllrance, amounting 10 ann, ~ ~ No
relatives of Father BraslI 1y ! sSos
to contest the viii, ana N.Y.. seslsI
the clerk of the circuit c or,, t'i \
protesting against tho s syu.s 4 ss'
VIII to probate, allegins ... .,s
the only heirs-at-law Of Ioh NV Y 'S5l
deceasedi that the said go Sun BID
died leaving no wife and NJ ns,,, n
that both of his parents tIe 'r snlsia
the time of his death, ma 49, ,s'
ants are the sisters and b,o ,ual
John +, Brain, and the ~.
helrs-at-law of the said .TobO
That the paper purporting !,
last will and testamen,
said John f. BRAZIL and III,
probate is not his last Will so M
Tor the reason that al the n 4
signing of the said paper y,
John +. BRAZIL he was H., + 4
mind, and was not competem Z 4 4
OF his physical and mental co,..'
the signing OF said paper Ia ' m.s'.
but that at that time he was Il ~
mind, and that, therefore, ,Ss n. NJ
strument is not his act, and AM
be admitted to probate asE.I...
and testament. Y ~
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
nIyINn nm ms Inn.

CoNsrANriNoriE, sept, 90.--~Slr Henry
Drnmmond Won, the British envoy, win
proceed 90 Alexandria Ia the first week
of October
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
RIM pEArn on OMAN nIoNA.

LoNpoN, Sept 20,~-Adyices just re-
celyed here relative to the death of os-
man DiGna, says that he was Killed after
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21

Key West Bouquet or Billie Wards
Choice, the only handmade cigar for n
nickel IN the city at the White Elephant
cigar stand. ''''''''
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21

h1rd,sawed calf sltoc in Hptsons lAee on
ml,er The easics', hesi ana cheapest
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21

me moStpopular cigarettes at the popu.
lar price are Opera Puts.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21

IlIts MA Ms KkSr ,,f,. ~ fv.eea,rl
IfAas icon iaieis essr q lhe cty md
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-21
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Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21
Suspicious.

We think that the negro called "Senator''
in the following anecdote was correct in his
suspicious. He said to a friend:
"Mistah Waggonah, I tink I smell m O.
dem mices."
'You think you smell a mouse. Sena-
tor??'
eyes, sab. 1 done b'lieve 1 smell a mice,
sah." "
elbow is that, Senator? What unex-
pected developments have you found now?"
''Squiah, does you rocommember dat gal
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21
A Daily Defalcation.

The Hon. John Kelly, the head and front
of Tammany Hall, a man of strict integri-
ty. an interchangeable worker, early at his
office, late to leave, so burdened with BUSH
ness hat regular meals were seldom
known by him, with mind in constant ten
sion n energies steadily trained, finally
broke DOWN.
The wonder Is that he did not sooner
give way. An honest man in all things
else, he acted unfairly with his physical
resources. He was ever drawing upon
this bank without ever depositing a coll
suspends and both are now in the hands Of
medical receivers.
1t is not work that kills men. 1t is irreg-
ularity of habits and mental worry. No
man in good health frets at his work. By
and by when the bank of vigor suspends,
pened, and they will keep wondering till
their dying day unless, perchance, some
candid physician or interested friend will
point out to them how by irregularity, by
excessive mental effort, by constant worry
and fret, by plunging in deeper than they
loss OF nervous energy which almost in
variably expresses itself in a deranged
condition of the kidneys inc liver, for it is
q w~ell-known fact that the poison which
the kidneys and liver should remove from
the blood, if left therein, soon knocks the
= ouS VI vae strongest anu M9sv VIGOROUS .
these vital organs by 50 wondeFful and
highly reputed a specific as Warmers safe
cure, is the only guarantee that our busi-
ness men can have that their strength will
be equal to the labors daily put upon
them.
Mr.. Kelly has nervous dyspepsia, we
learn, indicating, as we have said, a break
down of nerve force. His case should be a
warning to others who, pursuing a like
course, will certainly reach a like result
The Sunday Herald.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

progress in every shape with emotion and
awe; but l have ceased to wonder. The
cessation was not a matter of choice; I have
no longer the power. Remarkable his
tories, adventures and theories excite a GER
tain peculiar feeling in ME, but it is not
wonder. Even the doings. the most eccen-
trio doings, of crazy fanatics, either moral,
political or religious, car not move me to
wonder. l am beyond it, and 1 don't know
whether to be sorry or not. You may de-
pend upon it that to a man Of sixty wonder
is a thing Of the past"
Here a neighbor looked into the coffee
room and said: "Mr. WHITES, your wife
asked me to step down and say that she
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21
GATHERED WAISTS.

bshion of the season For Thin Fab
lies and Light Summer Silks.
dresses, gauzes, grapes, silk
Is, India silks, and all thin wash
such as lawns and null, are
rp in some one of the various de-
that have full waists shirred in
pr merely gathered in a single
The most dressy of these waists
SHRED basque with the front and
{ back forms shirred at the neck
gain at the waist line. The collar
high and close about the throat,
be sight sharing is just below it,
tinS OF not more than three or
ows very near together; at the
the waist in front there are
rows of shirring, while the back
ny a few rows extending between
ams OF the SIDE forms; the middle
Forms r not separated by a seam
middle. but are cut in one piece
old-fash.oned way. The lining
hSparent lace or muslin basques
low in the neck, either round,
e. or in V shape, and there ere
cap sleeves set in the armholes.
&c OF narrow lace, usually Valen-
Is Tor light fabrics, and black
Il lace for darker dresses, edges
eek and sleeves of the lining,
may be either linen or else silk.
mes the basque is in fan shape.
NE fullncss of the front carried
along the shoulder seams; this
the appearance of greater
W, and is used by very
figures. In other basques
nlrrng is confined to the top
basque, while fine pleats or tucks
ID at the waist line and for some
pce about it. The round belted
Is also made in various ways, the
rsl and most popular form being
aah a single row OF gathering in
oat and back where it is attached
1eit. This is made without a
oH amateur dress-makers, as it
more easily fitted, and is worn
lfettlly tt. mined corset cover;
fou'stes prefer to have a lining of
IF OF the dress goods itself sewed
inc seams to strengthen them,
n's does not answer with wash
f., as the two different materials
ol shrink in the same proportion
pelhg washed. Another full waist
pu'eh used by those with slight
mas the top shirred from the
,ow down on the bust to represent
|,u Yoke; the lines of gathering
ee-lourths of an inch apart, and
~ around the neck and shoulders,
the waist quite low above the
(I.e null and Valenciennes trim
ieSses have this shirred corsage,
INC plain belted waist and a
,elvet ribbon belt confines them
waist. The neck has Valencien-
ce turned down around it in a
|lo o'lar that is also very high, or
4t lace forms a puff with a frill
bo; Still others have rows OF
t tnnes insertion forming a point
,ne pack and front below the
a aIu others have the entire waist
strips of insertion alternating
'N'1 stripes. -Harper's Bazaar.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

Use been cou'tin' down in de s%crubburbs of
SteubenvilleY!
Eyes, Senator, I know her very well.
What is the matter now? She has not
gone back on you, has she:"
"Well, boss, Use nightly afeard dat am
jes' what she hab done. Ise seed two or
free fings dat looks monty 'spicious now, I
tole yer, an Use feared she's done frowed
me ovah."
"Why, what have you noticed, Senator'S
"De mawnin' papah says she has done
gone and married Sam Likely las night.
Now, wouldn't you call dat a mighty
'spicious circumstance, squiah?'-Bloom-
inQtOn Through MaiL
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21
The Beautiful MISS Smith.

At an evening party Damley wan intro
duced to a young lady, and after a remark
about the weather he said, gallantly:
Sand have l really the pleasure Of meet
ing the beautiful Miss Smith, whose praises
are being sounded by everybody%
ooh no, Mr.. Dumley," the lady replied,
ssthe beautiful Miss Smith tn whom Won re.
fer is a cousin of mine"
ooh, that's it? Well, 1 thought there
must be a mistake somewhere" said the
gallant Dumley.--N. Y. Sun.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21
,oME AND FARM.

is said to be poison to
or rather prevent, crystal
F'oP honev, it is said that the
o. Oh a lemon. squeezed in and
na'; i enough to save q barrel
|4rog Journal
. .,,, i set at home for cream the
asn he set aftermilking and the
sat temperature the better, as
nc hest and almost wholly
ls .semperature is falling.-7roy
|, is highly recommended by
INTEL gent farmers as manure
.nos Some say it is cheap for
[ 'Us at SO per ton. Damaged
htch is lust as good as the oest,
n be bought for SIS a TOM.
deeply for potatoes-this
" be the universal verd ct of
ii potato:.growers. OF course
Wv the first time, but get down
k, Ii planted deeply drouth
affect the crop as unfavorably
implanted. -Prairi;e Farmer.
|.cor Pie: One and a half cups
: jarcc spoon heaping full of
Frttle nulmeg and a piece of
he size of Il walnut; stir them
either, then addone ofcider
one and a half cups of boiling
Boil until it %jellies; pour into
and bake. Try it.-1oledo
If Pudding: Chop a pineapple
ne. take some cake which is a
". rub it fine in your hands, or
on a kneading-board; put it
budding dish in alternate layers
Il pineapple. sweeten abundant
sten with cold water, and bake
bderate oven for an hour and
rarters.-The Household.
are told that the first most i'm
agent in fertilizing any gwen
land is drainage. Without a
lie system of drainage no land
cultivated with the best results,
requently land that is entirely
ess for garden purposes becomes
and productive when drained
Journal.
paragus is delicious if a piece of
nd tender lamb is cooked with
it may be boiled in stock made
bones and remains of a chicken.
With thin slices of toast. After
/ tired of having it plain it will
almost like a new dish and be
with a relish if cooked in this
+Boston Budget.
liked Goldfish: Pick up the fish
i ma little as for cooking; then
dish put a layer of cracker
5, then one of fish; over each
)pr nkle pepper and butter; con-
Until you have two layers of fish
rec OF crackers; lastly, beat two
with milk enough to cover the
Bake about three-quarters of
pr.-Erchamge.
sotch Short Cake: Take one-half
OF 81 ghtly sailed butter and one
| of -four; then mix flour and but
Fith the hands; then add four
; of loaf sugar, and work all into
pth ball; then roll out until it is
thick; prick over with a fork
inch round the edges, and bake
II an hour in the oven with a
ate fire, in a round or square pan,
lnr to taSte,-IHe Cntere7..
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21
The Wrong Side.

"What is your occupation%' the Judge
asked the. seedy, red-nosed man.
ppm a bartender, your HONOR" was the
reply.
'But the officer .swears you are a loafer
ar4 pass the greater part of your time in
saloons"
Don't a bar tender pass most of his time
in %saloons?"
''True," unused the Judge. "By the
way" he asked, (which side Of the bar do
you tend?'
1.-The outside. your honor"
II thought SO" said the Judge, ''th1ee
month"; "-B0st07l Courier.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21
WONDER.

A Man Whose Theory Does Not Square
with His Practice.
"What I maintain is this" said Mr.. Whit
fes oracularly, sat the age of sixty, or there
abouts, the power to wonder ceases. Take
my own case, for instance. I am sixty,
gentlemen, and have led a very active life.
I have travelled widely and read deeply;
1 have gazed upon the marvels of nature,
art, science and mechanics. 1 have watched
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

"Throw Physic to he Dogs"
when it is the old fashioned blue mass,
blue pill sort, and insist on using DIR.
Pierce's PLEASANT Purgative Pellets,O a
modern medical luxury, being small,
sugar-coated granules, containing the act
i've principles lof certain roots and herbs,
and which will be found to contain as
much cathartic power as any of the old
fashioned, larger pills, without the latter's
violent, drastic effects. The pellets oper.
ate thoroughly but harmlessly, establish
ing a permanently healthy action of the
stomach and BOWELS and as an anti bilious
remedy are %unequaled.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

II y y Piles fstules and rupture rad
ically cured. Book of particulars two let
ter stamps. Worlds Dispensary Medical
Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

-"Ma," said little Tommy, "do the In
juns' own the RAILROADS.&C.
mo, my son."
swell, they've got somethin' to do with
them, 'cos pa says he bought his ticket otfa
scalper."-St Paul Herald.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

The most absent-minded man in
Scranton is the one who carried his
dinner to work one day last week,
worked all day, and when he came to
nick up his dinner-pail to carry it home
felt it quite heavy, and, thinking some
Of his fcllow-workmen had been trying
to play a trick on him by putting ome
thing in his pail, opened 1T, n there
found his dinner just as it was when ne
left home. He had gone without ms
dinner, and yet thought he had eaten
it-Luckawanna (Fa.) Democrat
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

The barber's trade is the best trade, for
it's always at the head.
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-21

ga little fire is quickly trodden out
Which, being suffered, rivers can not quench."
Procrastination may rob you Of time,
but BY increased Sa diligence you can make axe
loss is irremediable. If your health is
delicate, your appetite tickle, your sleep
broken, your mind depressed, your whole
being out of sorts, depend on it you are
seriously diseased. In all such cases DR..
Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery will
speedily effect a genuine, radical cure
make a new man of you and save you
from the fortunes Of lingering disease.