Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-03-29
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yeFtiser.
2 One Of the Pennsylvania legislator
cannot use his hands, and his wife acts a
amanuensis for him. There is one mem
Der in that honorable body who does no
carry on correspondence with the girls il
the gallery.
The tall hat parade at Union College
Schenectady, n. Y, which is to tax
place on April :, promises to be yer!
tame affair. The faculty threatens to ex
pei every student who shall be convicted
and fined in a police court.
The Pennsylvania man who tried to ge
ahead OF his mOther-in. law, who was on ;
visit 10 his house, by rObting her of $3.50
VIII not do so any more. She only CAV,
him a chance to spend a small portion o.
u for rum, and then turned him over t
the Sheriff.
The disease called pink eye," which
was SO common among horses a few years
a-o, has appeared as an epidemic among
the students of Yale College. The Har-
ward boys VIII soon be inquiring if this
disease has ever been known to attack
d0nkeys before.
Missouri and kentucky have been by
40 means over-modest in asking for offices
az the hands of the new administration.
nut they have had very few of their petit
tons granted. They say they still hope
they will be allowed to sit on the fence
and see the procession pass.
A Chicago milkman who accumulated
a fortune Ct $4,000 in a few years now
as3ires to be City Treasurer. He would
doubtless make a fine President for some
" the great Western railroad companies
which have large blocks of watered stock
70 be thrown on the market.
Notwithstanding the law prohibiting
tue making or selling of OleOmargarine
in New York, there are three large fac
tories at work turning out hundreds Of
kegs Of the vile stuff every day in New
York city alone. The PROTECTORS have
beer repeatedly indicted, but they have
plenty of money and are able to easily
evade the penalties Of the law.
A good-Iooking German in New York
was very much amused the other evening
when he was kissed and embraced by two
pretty girls, who blushed and said they
though It was Charley and ran away, as
any girls would do under the circum-
stances. He didn't stop laughing until
he discovered ttat they had also made a
mistake and fingered S275 out of his
pocket.
some Of the Republicans are now dar-
in- President Cleveland to send a Mug
wump's name TO the Senate. 1t remains
TO be seen whether he will take the dare.
II be should nominate an honorable and
competent Mugwump for an Office the
Senate would have TO confirm him or the
Republicans acknowledge in this era of re-
form that they are controlled by political
bias and prejudice alone.
Tn preparing for making model for a
bronze bust Of Nhitelaw Reid it was
discovered that one side of his face is
longer than the other. The unevenness is
supposed to have been caused by the
efforts Il Mr.. Reid just after the Presl-
dental election to keep the Republicans
in -aod heart until the dnal count in New
York was completed. He tried to appear
exultaat with one side Of his face while
the other was obliged to take an elongated
form.
The New York Assembly, by a very
large majority. has passed the bill to con-
vert the American side Of Niagara Falls
into a public park. and there seems to be
no doubt that the Canadian Parliament
Will soon take the same action in refer
euce 20 the Canadian side. Perhaps the
next step to be taken with reference to
this great natural and national curiosity
VIII De &c check the system Of legalized
brigaudage that has long been carried on
10y me hackmen Of the village.
The park on Point Lookout has been
closed 10 all visitors by Mrs. Whitesides,
the owner. on account of the passage of a
bin by the Tennessee Legislature pro-
hibitIn. a monopoly OF the transfer busi-
.. 80, IT,
the clnstitutiOnality OF the law is to be
tested. The hack business in Chatta-
NIGGA is not worth mUcl while the park
is closed. It is probable that the law
viii he eyaded by one hack line being
granted the especial privilege of driving
into the park.
The Pennsylvanlans complain that the
people Of Washington city gave the 1000
troops sent from that State to the inaugu-
ration the character Of ruffians just be-
cause a few disOrderly fellows robbed
Sor1e peanut and fruit stands of about
So worth Of stuff. 1t does look rather
as-l Tor good men to be censured for the
deeds OF a few bad ones who belong to
the same command, but unless the guilty
Pas IT'S al Z tA lioScu - AuEAA SohAA atAC9 NAS
responsibility f0T the Outrages will neces-
sarily rest on the whole body. The Ques-
tion now is, will the innocent expose the
guilty:
JUST as the country was getting to be-
Iieve that Ludlow street Jail, New York,
was one Of the most delightful of winter
resorts the World comes out in the fol-
lowing paragraph: Ludlow street jail
is q blot upon our civilization, and it
should be abolished. 1t belongs to the
era OF slavery, whippiDg-pOsts and duck
in--stools. It deserves to perish like the
French Bastile." Perhaps the Jail is a
good enough place Of its kind. The World
doubtless wants to have the laws by
which debtors may be cast into this
ian repealed. A debtors prison is a
novelty in America in this progressive
age.
The recent survey of the sources Of TIE
Croton water supply, made at the in.
stance Of the New YORK Board of Health
Is not very reassuring to those who used
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