The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-12-17
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Ijsesase man hss ridden 60 rail
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~ SIAN tive cats hase their tails bang
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= Csekiinf hens are ~ great saiue 10
q ssfdsss house yards They lead the
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~ mser tuii cafird lighted Iauteru.
"a ~ .. 80 ,,.iiias light" about the
$50 " ~AGet NJ 81 ,iv.s
81 s1nv,fss sl.sd ios,ied Nth boys
~ ars Il arges aY4a ile street aud takes
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i~ ~ III mp. uho Witnessed The
~ 49, II ilr ritt. reclaimed, "Begorrs.
-hs tns 4defsti,e ne~."
IL Brina n,esfsrer portrait LAs
led 10 tiss csptDfe n . murderer. Tally
oae for the chrome But 10 how many
esss has 10. publication Of newspaper
portraits led 20 murder.
"A justice Of the peace 10 Groton.
Conn, vas obliged. not long ago, TO con-
tent himself with Kiss from bride 10
lieu OF a marriage lee. He has now put
mp splscArd, Terms cash"
--'According TO 40 old saw" says an
exchange. I'VE are 10 have twenty. six |
sno~ storms this winter" An old saw
that makes such gloomy predictions
should have It's teeth Knocked out.
Doctor Yon need exercise; what is
your employment? Patient--I am ma
son. Doctor But then You cannot lack
exercise. Mason-That depends. Some
times. you know, we work by the day and |
sometimes BY The job.
--"Haw 10 you do, MaryS I've been
trying 10 catch up with yon for half an
hour ] knees you just as soon as set
eyes on that bonnet I've known i, as
long as | can remember" 1t is such re-
marks as that that GIL the female heart
with bitterness.
Mamma" said young Bobby, with
thoughtful air, "what did you mean by
telling papa that had ontgrown my slip
persl" II meant you are getting too big
for them. Bobby" well, then" went
on Bobby, "how long will it be before
] ouigrow your slippers?"
"A youDg mother, travelling with her
infant child, writes the following letter to
her husband a, home: "We are all doing
well aud enjoying ourselves very much,
We are 10 fine health. The baby can
crawl about on all fours. Hoping the
same may be said Of you, l remain. etc.
AN old friend Of the late Josh Billings
relates that on one occasion be called on
the great humorist with an album, and
modestly solicited his autograph. He
took IL on his knees, gave his mouth
comical twist, and wrote:
Thrice is be armed who hath his quarrel
lust-Bad ef Aron.
And four times he who gets his blow in
fust--J Billings.
Jennie June occupies two columns
and half 10 telling what women will
wear this winter" The Springfield Union
thinks great deal Of space might have
been saved by telling what they will not .
wear The only thing IT can think Of in
tins line are sackcoth and ashes
Hubby, brother Charley is going
away. and feel that We should give him
some little keepsake" 80 We should,
my dear" "How would . nice silk UNI
brellA dor" First rete; but don't give il
to him outright; Just lend IL 10 him. He
will keep il longer
The queen Of Sheba dressed herself
In the richest apparel when she went TO
zee wise man. The young woman Of
the present day envelope themselves in
extravagant attire when they set out to
catch q fool.
Nov said the bridegroom 10 The
bride when they returned from the honey.
moon trip. "let us have clear understand.
ing before we settle down 10 married life;
are you to be president or vice PRESIDENT
She answered I will be content with sub.
ordinate position. what is that?'
Controller OF the currency"
--f,esh egg. ns fresh children. are the ones
{" beat 10 Tbs opinicn ~ etasy I'D bsehr' or
"A rgw i. 20, addicted % eyet snilug, though
she msy " "a estire over whsn she u chewiEs
hcr va
Ineg lage hna grcW aod recently 10
Kaa q CHRIS Hos yer cslpin' some u ne
cAiness esaee sta
-Bubsr ~. never shave lAo back d Gus
toner's meek, tat render unto scissors he
things dee 20 SCISSORS.
The Chicago National Weekly speaks Of
Bsisar mule Whist iind u revised version
do ,hsl have IN Chicago.
LIN knsiArd ibFy ac sisi in fear 81 dypa.
miters ard mAn dare not bios up his wife
y ithoai treiting suspicion.
-cbe reason Why barber :. 20 courteous
lsa nsssf ina1iges 10 erprssslons Of contempt
nay b. bsasase hi. ~psoh- 10 AIvaysa sham
peah
IA exchange gives recipe for removing
pets from ctromos. but nsglsets TO sive the
nssh mere inpofisni information AZ to What
sill rsmovs ehomos from spots.
"A nsn said 10 hIs aged mother. speaking Of
III, sifs Il 40 vish eoutx kssn Nsrv fruru