Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-03-14

said to have served in the Union
army and one in the Confederate.
No doubt about 1t, as has been nroven
in thousand cases. Coussens Light
ming Liniment is blessing to all suf>
terers with Rheumatism, Lame Back,
Neuralgia, Sprains, Corns, and Bum
ions, and will also cure SPAWN, Ring
bone, Calls, Scratches, etc on animals.
For sale by j. B. Ritchey
N. Y. Herald: An experienced
blacksmith says that more horses
feet are ruined by rasping the hoof
than by any other cause. This out
side coating is impervious to water
and does not evaporate. When bro
ken into by rasping the moisture of
the foot evaporates, leaving the hOof
dry and brittle.
If there is person in this county
who does not know of Johnson's Ano-
dyne Liniment we hope this paragraph
will reach that persons eye and that
he will write us for particulars of it,
1t is more valuable than gold, silver or
precious stones.
The teacher was endeavoring to
teach the boy something about navi-
cation. "Now, suppose your father
should start tomorrow morning to
walk across the river-could he do
it?" "No, SIR" "Of course not"
said the teacher with much encour-
agement, "and why not?" "Be-
cause"-"Yes, go on; because
cause he'sin Jail, sir"
Palpitation or rapid beating of the
heart followed by periods of COM
plete cessation, is caused chiefly by
nervousness and bad blood. If the
disease is neglected it is liable to re-
suit seriously, especially at time of
sudden excitement. Purify the blood,
. strengthen the muscular and nervous
, system, governing the heart, by using
t DR.. Guysott's Yellow Dock and Sar-
saparilla, and you will soon be rid of
: every trace of the affection.
!. Two men in Kentucky, one very
. lank and tall, the other short and
' chunky, fell in love with girl NAM
ed PersimmOn. The old saying of
the "1ongest pole gets the 'simmon'
was reversed, for short and chunky
r captured the sweetness.-Murfress-
!. boro News.
y Many Of the bitters and quack nos
trums of the day are also advertised
for consumption on the plan that the
: only thing the "stuff" won't cure is
/ the avaricious, ignoble greed of the
proprietor. Don't be deceived. The
Y, best remedy for strengthening the
d lungs, soothing all irritation, and
stopping the cough, is DR.. Wistar's
Balsam of Wild Cherry. 1t has cured
4 many cases where physicians had
n given up hope.
Baltimore Manufacturers Record
y The aggregate value of all live stock
in the United States on January lst
= 1885, was s., 456 ,425, 1888, of which al
most exactly one-fourth or $500, 525,
24S was in the South. When thu
enormous live stock interests of thu
m Western States and territories, as wei
m as of the New England and middle
m States are taken into consideration
m the South is to be congratulated tina
VI the value of her live stock is one
m fourth of that of the whole country.
m ooh, / do feel so nice!" said .
m young girl of nineteen years. 81 dom
m feel as if | had a head or stomach, O
anything" And yet headaches
It. backaches, stomach aches and man,
m other aches, sores, swellings, etc.
m troubled her before she took DIR. Guy
m sOtt's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla
III This remedy restored her to perfec
m health, as is indicated by her clea
m complexion, smooth skin and brigh
IN eyes. 1t will relieve all ailments pc
IN culiar to female life.
m The completion of the Mackey
III Bennett cable makes the total lengt
of submarine cable, according to tn
Electrician, about $1,000 miles. Fac
cable contains an avearge Of 40 strand
ry of wire, so that altogether there al
Us over 100000 miles of wire used j
IF. their construction, or ten times tn
b. distance from the earth to the moor
H. Practically all this has been lai
he within the last twenty-five years: II
ce greater part within decade.
!" The manufacturers of Sheridan
ne Calvary Condition Powders inform
er that their powder will effectually pr
vent hog cholera and all other diseas
id in hogs, and that they will increas
nd the size and weight one.quarter
US An old negro woman, praying for
~, certain slanderer, said: 90, Lor
ny uron1t won no bind o,,ouol - 4oI-o ,