The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-10

There are pee ms unwritten and songs un-
sung" Yes" Gays an editor, cit is this
that reconoiles Us TO life."
A collier, who had Just finished reading q
book. remarked TO a friend sitting near
lie maun be a clever chap that Ennis; his
names at the end of every book"
In spet king Of the performance OF cele.
brattd singer, musical critic said, I'VE
hsr upon every nots'-a remarkable proof
CT the singers power OF execution"
"Let go my ear" yslles passenger on 3
West Side sIeetcar yesterday. Il beg your
pardon. sa'd the ether mar; 81 thought
lad hold IF the ssTap.'-Norristown Her
sid.
Glow did you manage II cultivate such q
beautiful black eye? asted Brown. "0,n
replied Fosg, who hal been praciicing upon
roller Oh stes. II raised il from slip.'-Bos-
ton Transcript.
A tramp applied for break fast at a house
on Michigan ayenJe. Why don't you look
for WORK." asked the householder roughly.
'Insver get time" said the tramp. why,
what are you dong 81 day p Looking for
Breakfast replied the tramp.-Ds troit Post.
Mrs. Mulvaney (tbe laundress) -Indade.
masm, an it's miserable l AN. I'm but
jist on ne feet wild the pain in me back, an
jimmy he's as bad Off; he has a cough on
in that sounds loike an Imply bar'l.
Cough fer tbs lady, Jimmy !-Harper,s
Bezar.
An amusing story is told Of q lecturer who
In discoursipg on the subject OF Health" in.
quired. What use can man make of the
time while waiting for doctor?' Before he
could begin his answer 10 his inquiry some
one in the audience called out, He can
make his will"
"What do you sapposs L II look like when
get out OF here?" susppsd a young lady at
the conductor OF an overcfowded csole car.
"A good deal like crushed sugar, miss" said
the bellringer. And the young lady hung
on to strap and rode four miles further
with the smile of an angel.-San Franciscan
1t was at the bapiismal font. and the min
lister bad the baby IN his ANS What is
the ne me-? be asked of the mother. "Joss-
phine Newton 'Joseph Z Newton, hap
tise thee" NO no." nurried,y whispered
the mother, in great alarm. Not Joseph f.
Newton osepbine Newton. It's not that
kind OF baby"
Two burglars had ransacked The house and
secured every portable thing of any value.
While passing through the pantry one Of
them picked up piece OF cold meat and was
about TO eat 1t. whist. PATTI said the
is?" "shure am bad, said Pat, dropping
the meat; Its Friday marnin'."
A Chicago man at Plainfield, Ind, desired
10 leave bis travelling bsg and overcoat while
be walked TO place twenty miles distant.
He put them In field, unprotected from
thieves, except by the sign. Smallpox, be-
ware" ~ ID when he returned they were
right there in TIE field, but they were twenty
feet under ground. buried by h,alth officers.
Chicago Tribune.
The Lyon Medical says that Professor Nal
gaiepe IS much dreaded by students on &C
count OF his irony at examinations. Oae day
be was discussing some obscure points in q
students thesis aad the candidate replying
almost at random. Now, sir" exclaimed
the iraie examiner, scan you tell me what to
create means?" Greater stammered the
youth; sit means to make something oul
of nothing" That's good. SIR" said Nal
eaigne; we will now make you q doc.sr.'
A minister well known by name through
out the land, who IA, one OF the best
equipped houses or worship was sho wing q
ffiend, not long since. through its various
rooms when they came to tue gitchen, which
was connected by a speaking tube with the
sasfor's study. On the wall was printed in
large letters, The Lord Will Provide, >
while in smaller letters on the same wall
resr the mouthpiece OF the tubs was the d.
Uciicn. BLOW and wait for an answer "
The visitor naturally asked IL the two in
soriptions had any particular connection
with one another; and II is hardly nocess AIRY
70 say that change was Soon made in tbs
lettering.
Rsvivslist ITO nervous young mnn near
the door: my dear young friend. wouldn',
You like seat near the PLATFORM Nervous
young n an: "Y yes: would like 20 get a
little further up" Rsvivslist tfsrvently }:
Come with me- sir. 1t fills my soul with
glacnsss to see young man like You inter
ested IN our glorious services. Come with
ne. my Gear young friend, and don't be
frightened. It's grand privilege to expe
rience q change of heart Nervous youne
man: "Well-er-this ism. exactly change
of heart; it's q change Of route. The reporter
who is up TO this sort of business is of on Z
loot, and I've been assigned to take hi
place."
Lots of Sand.
iGraphic.
sfo sirfv ve1led the Oro~oy 40 ha shoat