St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-12-21
MEN OF MINNEAPOLIS,
instantaneous Photographs Of Moral and
Physical Peculiarities.
Distorted Negatives Which Cannot
Conceal the Personal Identity.
Prepared Plates Developed by Good
HUNDRED Light OF Fun.

Prepared Plates Developed by Good
HUNDRED Light OF Fun.
j. W. Lawrence can appreciate a fine
wrestling match under refined auspices.
He rather enjoys the twisting and writing
of the men, as it reminds him of knotty
legal point.
1t is now shrewdly intimated that Al
Scott was the handsome Nicollet club boy
who had black eye painted by an artist.
Arthur Huey's electric light breast pin is
missed at lnatlnees at the Grand, even il
Arthur is not.
Ed Atterbury has got 'em again. He is
after daily paper again, but this time in
another city.
Charley Mendel is looking for the rogue
who stole his seal cap from Curtiss' hall on
Tuesday evening" He wants to give him
seven straight falls in two minutes.
The presumption is that Steve Lovejoy
read Judge Lochren's decision yesterday
morning with unmixed delight.
P. G. Lamoreaux wonders, with fear and
trembling, whether the assessor will gel
hold of his list of new houses, recently
published in a bulldog review.
Judge Hansen says in these halcyon days
of Democratic supremacy, too many Re-
publicans are turning sOmersaults into the
Democratic ranks in the hopes of places.
He believes in allowing them to bring forth
fruits meet for repentance before rewarding
them.
Judge Donehoo says land in Wisconsin
and castles in Spain are synonymous terms
as far as he is concerned.
A contractor who went to the street cal
Office on business with the superintendent,
said when Supt. Goodrich was pointed out:
'"rell your father I want to see him,
sonny"
Greenhouse men report a demand for
flowers for this and Tuesday evenings.
The dudes are evidently preparing for
Lillian Russell.
Conductor Dart of the moter line is an
accomplished wrestler, and thus far has
knocked down everything he has run across,
except fares.
Thomas Lowry announces that he will
subscribe to the exposition fund after the
ice palace has had its day of success.
David Blakely was heard to remark thai
he had always had a profound admiration
for his friend Judge Lochren.
Perry Harrison says he finds his shoulder
straps are still there. but he finds his dreams
somewhat decompOSed and disordered.
The cause of the infrequent cars on thu
opera house line is as hard to see as Henry
| HaWley's mustache.
How happy he would be if Joe Murch
were only as good-looking as his photo
graph, or Andy Nagle as wealthy as he APP
| pears.
Charley Harris has gone to open a tenn
| perance campaign in Red Wing, and tor
| day or two the pretty girl in the horse cal
and the maiden with soulful eyes will have
a rest.
Sergt. John Byrnes and Court Officers
Johu O'Donnell and John Campbell re
| ceived their Christmas presents a littl'
early, but they were just as well pleased
| for all that. The presents were each bi,
| fat turkey, but the birds got away, and
suspicion is lurking around the temple O.
| justice that Len Coswel will eat them.
| Charles Moth, the athlete, has sense O.
the humorous about him. He bought
suit of clothes the other day and received
as a premium one of those Waterbur,
watches. 1t was in pasteboard box, ant
he was approached by granger with thu
| inquiry: 'What time Is it. Mister?'
Without smile Moth pulled from hi
pocket the box containing the Waterbury
which was ticking away like a threshins
machine, and said, as he began to pull thu
cover off: ''See for yourself" TIL,
granger had heard Of internal machines
and thinking the Waterbury was charges
with dynamite, didn't stop running until HI
had jumped into his wagon and whippe,
up his horses for home.
| William A. Donahue, the lawyer, likes tt
smoke better than he loves the fair sex, ant
that is saying not little. Next best HI
loves to have friend give the smokers t.
him. The other day he ''boned" Pau
Mousse for cigar and Paul gave TIN
Judge" a loaded Cuban. When the explo
sion occurred Donohue's coat tail whisket
ont OF police headquarters quicker than i
did out of Turner hall at the time of TIN
bolt at the Democratic convention nearl,
two years ago. He begs no more cigars
Judge Flanagan used the Office next t,
Donahue. The judge always bought his
cigars by the box. and DOnahue was no
slow in finding it out. Finally, to make :
long story short, Flanagan tired of the do
nation act and went out and purchased {:
box of the cheapest and most execrabl'
cigars he could find in all Minneapolis
One by one they were dOled out to bona
hue, who drove the spectators gallery empty
overy time he lighted them. and mislet
Judge Bailey into ordering crew of plumb
ers to investigate the trap" In the waste
pipe. But Donahue really enjoyed the cab
bage leaves.
A correspondent asks if Frank Mackey j.
the bonanza millionaire heard of SO fire
quently in the papers. No, Frank rolls il
wealth and lights his cigar with $40 bills
but he is not a bonanza king.
Supt. Tousley omitted his annual adj
dress to the teachers Saturday morning
saying simply: ut is now Christmas ant
do not wish to mar your enjoyment of thi
sweet SEASON."
| 1t is said that the new News Letter will
be religious paper and devote its columns
| to the tenets of Presbyterianism. Thi
means that George Seaton will be editor.
| II don't know much about heaven" sai(
Frank Thresher, s'but 1 know the smo kim
room of the Nicollet club is the cosiest room
on earth"
| Charlie Parker. treasurer Of the Crane
opera house, thinks it is foolish for any on,
to build new opera house. What he think
this town languishes for in winter is a nata
forum.
Judge Lochren evidently thought tina
the jury which found Thompson innocent
had convicted James A. Lovejoy.
| Thomas Canty. whom the Tribune calls
Speculative lawyer" don't believe in libe
| will FOL 10