New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-04
COS and then on to reef neither statement having tho
alightest foundation.

COS and then on to reef neither statement having the
slightest foundation.
Brother Ezekiel Hello, Brudder Thomasi Hahn
seed yO' TO- long, since yous been spced ter thai
Johnsing gur Where yo been keepin' yo'selfr
Brother Thomas" Hain't been keepln myself tall
Brother Zekel; Use been bbin Wild my fadder-in-law'
The total annual catch Of msnhaden in the United
States is about 7O0000,0oo. This to be great
number, but blue fish alone said to about
5000, 600, 900 menbaden every day Of the summer
months on coast OF New England alone. As matter
of fact menhaden prolific that they practically
inexhaustible.
General Middleton, in Canada has captured Pound
maker, Lehman, yellow Mud and Breaking Ice. The
Lehman and Breaking Ice Will go well II taken In the
proper spirit. i New-Orleans Picayune
Marrying on the instament plan has been put In prac
tice by Weymouth Cfass clergyman. The bridegroom
could not afford pay the fee down. but promised to
pay dollar a week for five weeks He so delighted
with his bride that he kept his promise.
Good gracious the revenge of the North Is complete
Paul BoytOn, the we-knOwn swimming crank, was born
In New-Oreans - Atlanta Constitution
Among the Buddhists the popular explanation Of
earthquakes is follows: Once great dared TO say
In public afraid Of the power Of the gods
The gods held convention and decided 10 make the man
hold up universe Naturally he gets tired, and shift.
Ing his burden from shoulder to the other cracks tho
earth
Mkado about nothing:
see that Gilbert and Sullivan have written an Hber
"Not at all, the scene is laid in Japan"
Then why in the deuce do they call IL Mike Adcu'
Lament Boston Budget.
popular hotel in this State is Jointly kept by two
gentemen-one OF whom Is quito lady's man, and the
other is quiet retiring attending chiefly to the
commssarlat. witty guest described them the other
day by saying that mashes the ladies' while the
other mashes the potatoes.
Is unable speak loud word and some of the people
want TO get ria OF nm Of course ne WI never Dc ao,
6 before they talk about getting new man" Well
he has any voice in the matter Boston Transcript
There than ll2 Is OF liquors dealt In on
the Wine and Disers' Exchange and to read the
list Of the and sweet mashes remind Wis.
itors of Old Times" II the Old Crows are favor
able to Cherry Juice they may receive "Consoa
ton !" and New Hope" The prices Of some run high
even to a Sovereign" anc whether there will be much
"Waterhll" at the "Golden Wedding when each Is
expected to robe in silk Velvet whether the guests
will be thrown their "Beam ends while covering tho
Miles" their way TO Rolling Fork" viii depend
upon the effect OF the Kentucky Dew"
President Webb, of Mississippi College, was inter
Well" said the president what do you known Moth
1s was the s We'll you Are t i9 Ss year,
years to learn what you know TO start WITH Your pros
poets are fine, sir "-lChicago sun.
SUMNER SYMPHONY,
The fragrant blossoms clothe the apple trees
In orchards fair;
The uOdding wid-howers gem the verdant leas
And scent the air.
And fain
The urban dweller would escape 10 scenes
Away from arduous work.
Where farmers raise the tender, toothsome greens
We eat with corned pork
Ojoyi
To wander through the scented groves. the fields
with beauty bright,
When Nature all her summer sweetness yields
For mans delight
Employ
The hours in taking long and healthful tramps
Each day DER breezy hills,
II one but had the necessary stamps
To pay vacation bills |!
-(Boston Courier.
Pictures Of the leading members Of the Presbyterian
General Assembly at st. Louis are appearing in many
papers. At the head OF the list stands that OF william
STILL "a wealthy coored OF Philadelphia This fact
is suggestive Of the improved OF the negro in
recent years.
A little grammar is a dangerous thing:
Johnny, be good boy, and will.take you to the
Take me now pa the circus is in the present tents"
Boston Budget.
Another evidence that Chinese this country are
becoming civilized They have opened lottery in Port
land ore.
In Scotland the violin is regarded by many people as
the devils instrument. No religious family will have
violin in the house The great need Of this country az
religion they have in standardization Courier
1t looks as II the Democratic party had buried Mr.
Thurman for good; but do not credit the rumor
that 1t sublet the contract TO the recently formed
National Burial Association.
IL Is small announcement for rising young man 10
see her father dog sit quietly down the foot Of the
tree and Lick his chops contentedy. much say,
stand IL to stay here all night, young man. you
can."-tBurington Free Press.
There is often efnea bitterness concealed beneath
the elegant spring mdut'es OF fair IL
really delightful morning. and Imogene had just
dropped in to see friend on the line OF her morning
walk.
why, am so delighted to you." was the cordial
welcome. And yOu have your new brocaded mantle"
"Yes. Ccely. dear thought might we'll You
haven't yours yet believe"
Mnel No indeed. ! read they were going out of style
as rapidly autumn leaves"
Then I should think you would have one. You know
you always buy a falling market"
Thus IL is that femniDity has its little set tos and
they really enjoyable the that gets the best
ofit-l Hartford Post.