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The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26
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-"All your own fault.
II you remain sick when Won can
Get hop bitters that never-Faii

WV AOP O1ttSES ludG QeVer-Eail.
The weakest woman, smallest cbi,5
and sickest invalid can use hop bitters with
safety and great good. "-'A
Old men tOttering around from Rhau-
matism, kidney trouble or any weakness
will be made almost new by using hop bitterS
Us My wife and daughter were made
healthy by the use of hop bitters and rae.
ommend them to my people.-Methodis
Clergyman.
Ask any good doctor If hon
Bitters are not the best family medicine
On earth!!!
Malarial fever, Ague and Biliousness
Will leave every neighborhood as soon az
hop bitters arrive
My mother drove the paralysis and
neuralgia all out of her system with hon
bitters. Ed. OslUego Sum
rs Keep the kidneys healthy with hon
bltters and you need not fear sickness"
Ice water is rendered harmless and
more refreshing and reyiving with hon
bitters in each draught.
The vigor of youth for the aged and in.
firm in hop bitters!!!
tat the change f life nothing equals 4
Hop Bitters to allay all troubles incident
=" The best periodical for ladies to take
monthly, and from which they will receive
the greatest benefit is hop bitters."
Mothers with .siclzly, fretfuI nursing
children, viii cure the children and benefit
themselves by taking hop bitters daily.
Thousands die annually from some form
of kidney disease that might have been pre-
vented by timely use of hop bitters.
indigestion, weak stomach, irregulari-
ties OF the bowels, can not exist when hon
bitters are used.
A timely use of hop
Bitters VIII keep whole family
In robust health year at a little cost.
TO produce real genuine sleep and
ahil1-lilyn TaY,aSo oil
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26
Another Life Saved.

About two years ago, prominent citi-
zen of Chicago was told by his physicians
that he must die. They said his system
was SO debilitated that there was nothing
left to build on. He made up his mind to
try thew departure" He got some of
DIR. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery''
and took it according to directions. He
began to improve at once. He kept up the
treatment for some months, and is to-day a
well man. He says the g Discovery" saved
his life.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

THERE is woman in Connecticut who
wears No. 8 shoe. When she sets her
foot down, her husband walks around it
and says: "Yessum; / will."-N. I.
Journal.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

SOME one has written a work on elbow
to Grow Old" It strikes us that the best
way to grow old is not to die young.-NOr-
T'iStOtcR Herald.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

DON'T fret if you can not get into society.
The oyster is often present at supper
when he would perhaps prefer to be at
home in his bed.-BOSt0R Courier
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

AN exchange advises an inquirer as fol-
lows: Don't buy coach in order to
please your wife, it is much cheaper to
make her little sulky."
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

Az Irishman tells us of fight in which
there was only one whole nose left in the
crowd, land that belonged to the tea
kettle. Golden Days,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

A MANS curiosity never reaches the fe-
male standard until some one tells him his
name was in yesterdays paper.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

In New FORK Bowery clothing shop is
card announcing: Perfectly fitting
garments. Every article sets as nice as a
en."-N T. Nal.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

No SAFER REMEDY can be had for
Goughs and Colds, than ''Brolon's Bron-
chat IrOcbes." Sold only in boxes. 25cts.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

EVERYTHING is adulterated. Even bows
ct sixteen are adult-he-rated.- HhitehaU
Times.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

DR.. Pierce's " Favorite Prescription" is
the best restorative tonic for physical frail-
ty in women, or female weaknesses or de-
rangements. By druggists. Price reduced
to one dollar.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

CONTEMPT of court-The way the old
man feels when the daughters lover fingers
into the small hours-B0stoa Star.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

WITH umbrellas, like men, it is general
ly the poorest that gets left.-N Y. Jour
nal
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

THE latest thing in stockings is the hired
girl on Sunday nights Chicago Herald.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

THE foot notes of any good medical
work ought to contain cures for corns.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

TA1LoRs ought always to be able to
please their customers, because it is their
especial business to suit people.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

1 could hardly SPEAK;
It was almost impossi.
BILE to breathe through
my nostrils. Using
Ely's Cream Balm q
short time l was entire
ly relieved. Ny head
has not been so clear
nor voice so strong in
years. I recommend
this admirable remedy
to all afflicted with ca
tar7h or colds in the
bead. j. o. TICHKNoR,
Merchant, Elizabeth,
n. j.
Cream Balm Is q
remedy based upon a
correct diagnosis OF
this disease and can be
depended upon. 50 cts.
at druggists; 60 cts. by
le by mail 10 cts, KY
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

AM seized with disgust, said the darky
whose hat was blown away by the wind
Waterloo Observer.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

PIXIES TooTHACHE DROPS cure In minute Csc.
Gienn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. 25c.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

- None genuine without a bunch OF greer,
hops on the white label. Shun all the vic, pois-
onous stuff with Hop or ops in their name
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

THE latest thing in raps-Spanking the
baby before putting it to bed.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26
"Frailty, thy Name is Woman.

That she is frail, often in body,
"'Iis true, tits true. It's q pity.
And pity It's, It's true"
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

TO produce real genuine sleep and
child-like repose all night, take little hop
bitters on retiring.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

WHEN WRITING To ADVERTISERS
please saw YOU saw the advertisement in
tbis paper, Advertisers like to know
when and where thelr adVertisements aEs
pSg Nc hess,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

A timely use of hop
Bittcrs viii keep q whole family
In robust health year at little cost.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-01-26

DIR. j. HI. MLean's Tar Wine Balm.
Cold in your Head tickling in the forehead and
throat; you have Catarrh get box of R J. H. M
LEANS CATARRH S ,rFF and use once Gay, besides
taking DR.. J. n. IL LEANS TAR VINE BALM to heal
toIr Throat and Lungs
Price of Trial Bottles 25 Cents Each.
can send them only b. Express. If you viii send me
800 or that amount in postagcstlmps wall send you
one dozen, freight paid.
Large Bottles. which contain six times much
the 25-cent Size Bottles 81 %
Or six Botti for 90
After using DR.. J. II. M'LEtS's TAR WINE BALM
let me hear from you. Prepared by
DIR. j. II. M'LEAN,
Cor. Broadway and BlddIe ST., ST. LOUIS, No.,
Proprietor of DR.. J. H. M'LEAN's
WONDERFUL STRENGTHENING CORDIAL AID BLOOD PURIFIER
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-02-27
The San Francisco Daily E.

The San Francisco Daily Ex-
change remarks: A gentleman
called on President Arthur few
days ago and found him quietly
picking at the strings Of banjo.
This is good news, indeed, for
when Mr.. Arthur leaves the White
House he will have a trade to fall
back on and and will probably
join some minstrel troupe. If
General Grant had been able to
play a banjo or the bones, he
wouldn't be where he is today. 1t
is always we'll to have trade even
if you have got soft snap just
at present.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-02-27
A final decision has been J

A final decision has been rem.
dered granting money order fees
to pestmasters as perquisites. The
case arose from the contest in the
BLOOMINGTON Qll) postofice, where
the assistant postmaster, who at
tended to the money-order depart
ment, claimed the fees should be
given to him or turned into the
National Treasury. The decision
adds millions to the cost Of main
tanning the mail service.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-02-27

Westerfeld and Dennis had a
lively tilt yesterday in the Senate
and when the debate was at its
height the Pages began to push
spittoons up within reach Of the
respective debators. They con
tented themselves with sending a
shower of language at each other
and then sitting down.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-02-27

The APPEAL was in error when
it stated that Senator Boyle had
resigned from the Governors Staff
He was Lieutenant Colonel of the
First Regiment, and never on the
Governors staff. The correction is
made out Of justice to Mr.. Boyle.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-02-27
IN BAD oDoR.

The Governor for some time
past has been getting more and
more in bad odor in his own party
and the blast he received yesterday
morning from ex-Gen. Foreman, in
the Enterprise, seems in a measure
to echo the voice of concentrated
dissatisfaction, which has long been
gathering in his own wigwam. OF
course all this is none of our pie,
but it fully verifies the prediction
made by the APPEAL in the cam
paign of 1882, that the time would
come when the leading menof his
own party would be openly de-
nouncing him.
Every act of his political career
has been for self He always has
a single eye for the welfare Of Jew
EFT w. Adams, and we do not be-
lieve that he ever yet signed CT
vetoed bill without first scratch
ing his head and carefully weigh
ing what effect it would have upon
his future political chances.
For some time past he has been
scheming for the U. S. Senatorship
and setting cunning traps to catch
the votes of the labor organizations
Of this State. He counted on this
support if he vetoed the Military
Bill, and had he honestly believed
that he could get fifty votes more by
signing it, it would have been
sighed within t1enty-four hours
after its passage.
The wages he has uniformly
paid miners working for him in
Nye county sufficiently shows what
all his pretended love for the Min
ers Union amounts to.
His position as Governor Of thi.
State is solely due to the misunder-
standing between the Virginia
Chronicle and the late Matt. Cana
van. The Virginia Chronicle sup
ported Adams, and this support
gave him the nomination at Eu
reka.
The leaders of the party, Ellis.
Deal, Foreman, Mccarthy, Cassidy,
Hagerman, and scores of other
prominent Democrats no longer
train under the Adams banner.
The dissatisfaction in his own
party does not arise solely from his
veto of the Military Bill but from
a series Of juggling performances in
which he consulted no interest but
his own.
The assertion by the friends Of
his Excellency that he carries the
Democratic party in his lower vest
pocket seems to be founded upon
some sort of misealculation.
Last evening the Chronicle turn
ed its guns loose on ex-General
Foreman, and there is turmoil and
confusion in the Democratic camp.
This promises to be one of the
most interesting rows in the his
tory Of the Battle Born State. |
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-02-27
Theater and Ballroom

Com ined will meet the gaze Of al par
ticipators and spectators on t his event
ful occasion, one that every denizen o
this city and surrounding towns should
take pride in, and use every effort to
make it financial success, the Ball be-
ing for1he
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-12-31
A Remarkable Statement from a Homeopathic
Professor of Medicine.

Two years ago last March / was taken with
a sort OF languid, dull, heavy feeling, attended
with slight chilly sensations and hot flashes.
paid little attention to ii thinking 1t was
the result of over work and the want of proper
sleep. About five weeks from the time first
felt the WEAKNESS, while on my way TO visit q
sick lady. ! was taken with a severe chill,
which lasted nearly an hour and was followed
bv fever. II some immense weight had fallen
on me and crushed every bone in my body,
could not have suffered more. After this, |
lost my appetite, my skin became sallow, my
strength failed Inc, was annoyed with dis
tressing headache, a terribly duh aching pain
in the small of my back and through my
hips and limbs: my stomach became irritable,
and every function of my body seemed to be
impaired. STILL the most of my time | was
able TO attend 10 my professional duties. My
bowels were terribly constpated, my urine be-
came scanty and high colored, my sleep was
disturbed and was one living mass OF aches
and pains doctored myself for awhile, but
failed TO find relief. Then consulted several
distinguished physicians in different parts of
the country. Still could find nothing that
did me any good. | lost forty-siX pounds OF
flesh and had made up my mind that would
have 10 put up with my suffering and get
physician-a friend of mine-advised me TO
take DR.. j. Il. Henions Sure Cure for Malaria,
that he had used 1t, with marked success, and
he believed il would cure me. | procured a
Dottle ana began taking teaspoonlul every
four hours. 1t relieved my pain, and con-
tinucd to use II until had taken ten bottles
and found myself once more returned to
health. 1 did not think was suffering from
Malaria from the fact that i never had
but one regular chill. Still | had chilly SEN
sations and occasionally mild form of fever.
j most heartily endorse DIR. Henion's Sure
Cure for Malaria, and would advise all those
who are suffering from any marked form OF
disease pain or prostraion, to give ii faith
full trial. They will not be disappointed
FRANK ID. SMITH, NJ. D.,
172 n. Clinton ST., Rochester, n. Y.
Formerly of Owosso, Mich,
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-12-31
Words OF Wisdom.

should like to see any kind of a
man. distinguishable from a gorilla,
that some good and even pretty wo-
man could not shape a husband out of.
- Oi,Oer Wendell Holmes.
1t IS books that teach us to define
our pleasure when young, and which,
call them with satisfaction when old.
Leigh HINT.
He who has not good memory should
never take upon him the trade of ly-
ing. - h0ntdigRe.
Malice drinks one-half of its own
poison.
Energy can do anything that can be
done in this world, and no talents, no
circumstances, no opportunities will
make n two.legged animal without it.
--GOethe.
Merrlment is always the effect of
q sudden impression. The jest which
is expected is already destroy
johnson.
BY struggling with misfortunes, we
are sure to receive some wounds in
the conflict; but sure method to
come off victorious is by running away.
- Goldsmith.
All polteness is owing to liberty.
We polish one another, and rub off
our corners and rough sides by n sort
of amical collision. 10 restrain this
ia inevitable to bring rust upon
mems NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Pride is increased by ignorance;
those assume the most, who knows the
least.-GaV.
When in reading we meet with any
mlxim that may be of use, we should
take il for our own, and make imme-
date application of it, as we would OF
the advice of friend whom we have
pdrposely consulted. Cotton.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-12-31
Brown Bread.

Krupp's latest gun is nearly as de-
structive rs modern whisky. 1t Kills
at nine miles.
Dio Lewis says, Graham bread
and oatmeal porridge;" but the aver
age American says, "Quail on toast. "
The curiosities are not all under
convas. A Kansas man has wife
who has worn one bonnet twenty-five
years.
A Colorado editor uses the skull OF
an Indian for II paper.weight. We in
fer that the Indian is dead, though
tho paper don't say SO.
If there is anything below the clouds
that will make an angel red around
the eyes it is 10 see near-sighted
bachelor try to thread needle.
Highway robbery is said to be
almost unknown in England, thou III
the hotel waiter is still having things
his own way over there.
n California nan keeps five tho u.
sand hens. 1t is surm ised that he
also keeps his next door neighbor in
hot water during the gardenin g
season.
Frank James is now clcrking in Il
Nevada grocery. The fellow who
helps himself to cheese had better
look q leedle out.
The fashions in home decorations
have changed somewhat during the
past year, but black eyes are still
worn to some extent by people who
split their own kndlings.
Three men were fined for swearing
on the street in Philadelphia the other
day. OF course the chap who drop
ped the banana-pecl was allowed to
go scott-free, rs usual.
Only about one person in five hun
dred ever thinks of getting married in
France, and yet il is claimed that a
systematic study of thunderstorms
has been commenced over there.
All doctors agree that to enjoy
good health the mind must be kept in
cheerful condition; but no doctor
can give man points that will make
him joyous whom his collar don't tit.
A woman will cling to man with
snakes in his boots through the most
trying adversely, but il YOU want to
see her lose reason and stampede in q
hurry show her a mouse uneXpect-
eddy.
1t seems to be well-settled fact
that the human soul shall worship
something, but the girl who idolizes
n dude comes about as near yenera-
ting vacuity rs present possibilti es
will permit.
! Much has hnnn said ahout the mar
ried man and his HAIR, the mother-in-
law and the mule, but for downright
ten.ply stubbornness nothing gets the
start of the man who claims to know
it all.
The world is full of people who go
about fighting windmills, and wasting
effort in struggling with imaginary
evil. but the man who attends TO his
own business, and pays cash for
groceries is the one with whom pros
perity loves to roost
An Ohio man claims to have a wife
who never asks him for money. He
neglects TO say whether the old lady
has been speechless from birth or
whether she simply holds him down
and goes through his wallet without
wasting breath.
In every department of knowledge
noble men and women are bearing
aloft the torch of science to make
light the dark places of earth for the
benefit of man, but it will still be a
long while before human wisdom can
make out why change of weather is
bad for corns -Chtcago Ledger.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-12-31
INDIAN SUMNER.

she waveth her royal scepter
Ger valley and glade and void.
heT head is The tread of a monarch,
- Her raiment Is purple aud gold.
Tie CLINT OF the summer sunset
Is meshed in her floating hair,
Aud iunic OF mist-N reathed silver
Encireles her bosCm fair.
vesturc Il scarlet splendor
ste drops on the NAPLES high,
Aud ell ties the dogwood and sumac
In fabrics of Eastern dye
She smiles on the We odland asters
Till they burst la a royal bloom
An waves, like a royal banner
The golden-rod's yellow plume.
She reddens the clingiug ivy.
And dccpens the corn-held's gold;
Bursts open tlc pc Idle milk-wted.
Bids tue trumpet blossoms unfold;
She inellows The autumn vintage,
Aud purpl,s the clustered vine,
Aud with his lips like damask roses
She tastes Of the rudy wine.
But the la guorous spell of her beauty
Grows anter and ia inter- still,
AMI the print Of her sandsled iootstep
Is passing from vale 10 hill;
And the mi>t-wreath that floated around her
Eus 'rOudirg her DO ON lair,
Has faced away with the sunlight
That glinted her golden hair.
The naples have lost their scarlet,
Aud d gwoOds their crms IN dye,
And he golden-rods yellow banners
All pallid a'd faded lie.
TIE Clio, OF III royal purple
Has II ii from the mi t-wTeahed down,
Ard e troi zeal Queen of the Forest
The Indian Summers gone.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-12-31
True Friendship.

Hrsch and Hertz, both 1sraelites,
were partners in business. Both were
rich, both bachelors, without any re.
latives. They were moreover the
most devoted friends. So great was
their friendship for each other, that
they had made their wills, each be-
queathing to the survivor all his pro.
perry.
One day Hirsch appeared at police
headquarters in a very much excited
jrame of mind. He was pale and
trembling. He stated, in voice
iquivering with emotion, that fol
three days he had not seen or heard
anything of his bosom friend, Hertz
that he, Hirsch, had reason to fear
THAT Hertz had met with foul play.
The chef of police replied calmly:
1.-THE proper way to do, Mr.. Hirsch
Is to offer liberal reward to anybody
who will bring back your friend"
IL will give five hundred tollars to
anybody who bring back my dear
friend alive and WE'LL" sobbed Hirsch
"You must try and brace up. You
unjust accastom yourself to the idea
that our friend Is dead"
"Tcad. tcadr' shrieked Hirsch,
lseizing his hair with both hands.
Eyes, and you should provide foi
tthat emergency by offering a reward
for the return of his remains"
"Alister Police" said Hirsch, smil
Wing through his tears, 81 dells you
vat. Ven anybody brings me d,
corpse of my friend Hertz / bays hin
1000 tollers, 800 tollars more den /
The vas found alive. "--Teras Siftings.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1885-12-31

The discovery If reported from Norway of a
new element in nickel ore, which is described
as being malleable, of white color with tnge
of brown, presenting, when pure, a metallic
luster, hut oXidlzing when exposed to the at
mosphere. 1t is about as hard as copper.
The Lancet announces that Prince Charles
Theodore of Bavaria, who has devoted himself
to the practice of medicine, is expected in
Paris for the purpose OF becoming initiated
into VI. Pasteur's recent discoveries for the
treatment of hydrophobia.
OSCILLATIONS of a Tauri and several other
stars, visible in the Hyades to the naked eye
will occur on the 10Th inst, by means of which
astronomers expect 10 get renewed measure
ments of the semi-diameter OF the moon.
The botanist, Asa Gray, whose 18th birthday
was celebrated short time ago, has sent an
autograph letter of thanks to each of the $50
botanists who contributed TO the memorial
vase presented TO him.
The annual expenses of the French chamber
of deputies are Sl,500,000.
At a recent sale Garfield's autograph brought
10 cents and Cleveland's ..
London's gas bills, for public purposes,
amount to S3,0OO,0OO per annum.
Two burglars broke into the Plainfeld n. j.,
jail-and staid there against their WILL