New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-30
o minstrel ! spare that joke.
No word OF IL speak thou;
In youth 1t tick ed me,
But IL can't tickle now.


Tho California Democrat who came East last fall.
stumped the state of York for Cleveland made lo5
speeches and had to pawn MS household goods III @
must pass through tue civil service MIL ana no.
urally retorted There nothing said about e2snin-
atoms when you asked to make speeches Tor you IN
New -York."-l-t Louis Globe Democrat.
It is now thought that the name Harvard Annex
has operated against the success OF the woman coese
connected with Harvard its friends are trying to
think OF some better name
Now doth the verdaut one depart
That summer home to seek, .
Where they good rooms have advertised,
At dollars ten per week. 49,
But when he gains the spot at which
Ue ever finds that they are gone -
u Boston Saturday Evening Gazette.
rhero are 40 many red.headed girls at Asbury Park
that an electric light man who went there Few days
ago TO start plant lied In dsmay He said no dynamo
could be made to work properly amid 50 much natural
electrical disturbance.
sEAsoNABLE RHYMES.
Lore's Young Dream.
Now the youth and gentle maiden, who are dreaming
Th,nt bat RE is nought but sunshine, carames and
lemon cream.
Rich and Poor.
Now the folks who eau afford IT, rush for GOODNESS to the
While the oiors In the city seek at soda foun-
tans
The Plumbers RraL-
the druggs lace is beamns AS the nickeis 10 MIN
And be thinks there's in selling froth at hsfadmea
glass;
rs ~ Season Agdin.
Now the green cucumber cometh for season brief to
And the doctors preparing remedies for cholera
is Mistaken for q Biueberry.
Now that foe,to human comfort singing tantazing fy
Is mistaken for berry and Is served up In the pie.
Mystery
Now the boy who wasn't swimming" and who wishes
That hes truthful can't imagine why his shirt is inside
o"' -[Doston Courier.
Concord School philosopher asks: What did Goethe
mean nv Iis Ewlg- Weibucne which zieht uns hinan.
ana what is In very truth. this quality while draws man
hands Of party Of Texas iynchers draws upward
but don't suppose that is the right ahs"er-lNorrs
town Herald
WHAT CAUSED ii.
NV lady's lips but yestor night
Were like twin rosebuds blushiDg bright.
With rows of pearls between them cleaning.
Now what change can Dc dreanihst
This morn tho pearls have changed their hue
To black the rosy lips are piue
Island aghastl What sudden woe
Or fright, hath chang my lazy sol
Ali now know, moro sigh
I Boston Courier.
Tho walters at seaside hotel have demanded and re-
ceved an Increase OF wages because the guests have
grown less liberal In tipping" When the tips grow
so small that the OF his salary important to
waiter 1t time for him u make one last despairng at
tempt to reach Paradise at Coney Island or
retire from business and live ON his fortune.
The farmer leads no life,
The ID SONS Will rot; .
And when at + rests from strife
His bones all n lot
InDD has to struggle hard
ToE X living out,
nc frosts do not retard
His crops thcrol B drought
The hired /. Z has to pay
awful A II, too;
They rest wnon he's away
Nor any work Will do.
Both cannot make to meet
And then for A ID takes
Some boarers VINO 50 Il L cat
~ l. no money makes.
or lttlc finds this life;
Sick In old 4 q lies;
The debts lie . u leaves his wife
And then ia Z dies. Il H. o. Dodge
man has proved that 1t is possible to swim
river with his hands and feet tied The demonstration
being made 1t remains TO nqure-What OF i'll Nobody
ever wants swim that way. and any who tries To
do very silly In fact tho most surprising feature Oh
the case is that tho Nemesis commonly known rs tho
foolkilsr should have allowed this particular diot 70
carry out his prcposterous programme.
To A Worldwide CITY POET
He bore aloft his sword OF fame.
A dccply-sorowing Nation,
Ambition sang, lille smothered smiles
Bespoke our agitation.
No faltering marked tho Poets task
No shrinking from the trial;
H,s rhymes above the great Hall porch,
Why not upon the dial
--(scnbbler.
New-Orcans Is cooler simmer city than many places
situated far the northwrd ana wjie the people OF 81
Louis and Cincinnati and other Northern centres are
swuering with 70 heat aud falling In the streets