New-York tribune., 1885-01-11
THE TALL OF THE DAY.

THE TALI OF THE DAY.
Spring poets should not be msed by the unreasonable
ice gorge reported from the susquehanna One swallow
does not make summer; does the break OF single
stream bursting its geld shackles, presage the fun
verna period
Although Prince Albert Victor OF Wales will enter
student at the Inner Temple he will not go through any
OF the examinations necessary previous to call to the
bar is intended that after leaving Cambridge Uni-
yery his Royal Hlghness shall receive commission in
the Grena,ler Guards He will perform the ordinary
duties officer and. at the Prince of waes's request
he will be treated in exactly the same manner as any
officer OF his rank.
The late President Peck OF Haute and Tnd.
annapolis Railroad used twice year 10 Walk the entire
distance between INDIANAPOLIS and rerre iIauts carry
ing on his peck bucket In which he put any piece
OF iron he saw lying near the track pieces OF spikes
weghty he would dump the contents the track Tor
the section men ID gather. -Chicago Tribune
This is the time OF the year when gets little
blu which he forgot pay year. lie looks at 1t with
mild surprise as though there something rotten In
the OF Denmark and then says oftly to the mes
senger: Leave 1t and I'll examine 1t at my leisure
But doesn't need to examine it, for he knows By
heart II is Just bis humorous way OF dismissng dun
1t is said that the honest farmers Denver buy
oomargarae at 20 cents pound and after mixing with
IL small portion OF genuine butter bring back to the
city and sell 1t for 40 cents pound The people to
whom tney sell this compound do not appear to apprs-
cate the smartness OF the farmers.
Those ladies Of fashion who nothing II exact
viii be puzzled to know the true shade Of the dress which
ton Associated Press said it helIotrope; the
United Press lavender; The Phiadeiphia Times violet
and The Washington Critic. purple-pink -Phiiadepna
Press.
The American Literary Chuchn,dn, which has taken
its place among abest journals Of the Episcopal
Church. has been enlarged and improved and Is now
handsome paper Of sixteen pages.
has been discovered that another danger renaces
the graspng people who striving 70 amass money.
A German microscopic recently examined number or
silver coins In ordinary under a microscope The
ncrustations in the hollows found to consist OF
textile fabrics gobues OF animal matter, and uniceinlar
agao; but the important discovery made was that
nearly all the bacteria In active motion,
and bacl in great numbers. These active agents Oh
contagious diseases may probably be found all coins
current and is well known that paper money 10
sometimes made the vehicle of diseases. Let the man
who has no filthy Lcre congratulate himself what he
escapes.
The Rev. ". 9. Hyde In recent issue OF The Ne~-
Engdnder, envens It's dgned pages with the follow
ing theological statement "Philosophioally viewed.
the characteristic sin Is its dual character The deuce
Is in it,"
The Washington Democrats serving notice on tho
Inauguration Committee that the plan OF keeping tho
citizens on the roadway by ropes on inauguration uay IL
an insult to all hungry and thirsty Democrats No
roping out" they exclaim They needn't get frightened
however They will probably be roped In long before
the Democratic Administration is ended
Whats thisi The deaf mutes invited to the Globe
Theatrei How odd 1t must seem TO ne IN theatre s
prevent ones hearing what the stage people have TO sa
their own worth neither they what their deaf
ness preserves them from. Boston Transcript
The people of Idaho that Territory the best
poor mans country out OF doors.
Reciprccity Landlord" Have you any familyl" In
tending Lodger-~ No." L." That's right. tor don't
et nv rooms to dodgers with families" l. -" Have
You SS, IA famiiyT l.. - Yes: four children" / L.
sorry for never take apartments with land
lords who have families. Il St. Petersburg zeitung'
Not long ago Western paper had an account Of
wedding in one column ami Of a divorce In the nexs
column The heading OF the first column was The Tie
that Binds" and OF the second The Yoke that Calls
While Chicago Louis fighting over their
comparative sze City to the front and no
marks that years she will be bigger than both OF
them combined, and publishes figures TO prove 1t.
The voung people OF Tenderfeot City, Arizona. had
masquerade ball short time ago; and an envious
iournai of neighborng had the following para
erapn about 1t: "we understand that several young
ladies were dressed Indian maidens, In pink hosiery,
kid slippers diamond necklaces with peacock feathers
In their hair We don't like shatter this beautiful ideal
Indian maiden sported such layout. The genuine
article wears an old plug hat dirty army blanket and
discarded pair OF trousers For necklace she wears
string of pale faces teeth and carries considerable
amount of real estate with her wherever she goes
II has been estimated that public speaker says IN one
hour on an average, what II printed, wouid occupy
fifteen octave pages In ordinary conversation "oias
flow from the lips quite rapidly as In puohc speeou
supposng them that all the talk Of one day be esmaeo
as equivalent to fourhours consecutive speaking man
savs none week what printed. would DO an octave
volume Of 800 pages. In one year he speaks hfy-two
such voumes and in thirty years he would have an OK
tensiye library Of 1850 volumes 1t Is matter OF TO-
ocing that the talk Of society not thus printed ana
perpetuated.
Tn the German army suicide Is rendered reasonably
s,re; by sentencing 70 death every soldier who a.
tempts It,
The British Admiralty has sold 81 900 ounces Of siivcs
pate and In future commanding officers will draw foo
their personal use electro plato instead Of silver The
reason assigned that since the improvements OF late
years electro plating tho officers prefer 1t to slver
Sir Moses Montenore has not been quite 80 veil ss nN
friends.could desire during the past few days.
II IA said that owing to the war among the druegse
and patent medicine men, the people viii soon Het pn
at their value. There sro ptls and pills; sno
whom people get certain brand ut their own value
man may 20 to the drug store With ten cents an9
market basket and return homo laden down Wits.u
pellets 4 -lNorfstown Herald.