Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-05-16
PTTH AND POINT.

IF you had the material, would ia
maica lUm punch?
In Texas when a man wishes to cut
an acquaintance his procedure is simple.
He uses bowie-kuife.
ADVICE to married men: Put safety
valve upon your sef-esteem If you do
not want to get "blown up"
A ST.. Louis editor found nickel in
the street and wrote a half-column edi-
torial on "Our Increase OF Wealth."
"PRIsoNER, have you ever been con-
victed?'' no, your Honor; 1 have
+ always empfoyett firstlciass lawyers. 49,
JONES, getting up from his dinner, in
quiet way remarked to his landlady
that he had found everything on the
table cold except the ice cream.
TuR giraffe is very timid animal.
His neck is so long TINT when his heart
comes Into Lis mouth it takes him half
q day to get it back where it belongs.
Ii is learned that sharks are very
fond Of cats a. food. Now let some
body invent method Of teaching sharks
to climb over TooG.-lcd roofs and back
yard Fences.
"BBILLIANT and impulqive people,"
said Lecturer on ihya ognomv, shave
black eyes, or, II t.iey do1't nave 'em,
They're AZ! 10 get thom, if they're too
ilupg4iye.'
r5o&E one wrote to Horace Greeley
tqnrmg . gusno was good TO put in
gosasoos II sal!i it night do for those
hosa lasfes h;ld became Viiiated with
epilaeso and rum, bat he preferred gravy
md bGtt r.
LITFLE pair of gloves that yet
Nytfiu'-., saoe OF clover,
An jQ.t tinga of niignonette;
tan, diem vaguely over.
And low tie giI ] kised
tIh aig' sh1 p ontded 70 be true)
C.cc jar nun,Dar eeyen net
lptas asJ.ry nuAi,er two.
g PLaYs. npm, wud ye oblige poor
'iye @if-s hslijf Sare, you'v3 only got
tc 9lt4 oae liauce OF yer purity eye at
me :age sE.i II ], shine hike the shtars."
tie g. tl,g igllt aud Il good dinner be-
Size. M1ai Always speak the truth
IA pgaaeuoh.oi rhe far sex.
IEAoBsR Of spelling class -" First
oy may sped topt-tub and give defini-
ion.' FIRST hoy - F-o t-t-u-b--a
uD 20 WASH the faot in" Teacher
Second hoy may spell knee-pan."
oecppg Toy" KIN D. a-rl-t pan to
w'ssh the knees N" He didn't go up
bead.
BsrOHE 0 marriage,
Wa 5 nd. lar c.re,
se seets t4s tairror,
And bangs her heir.
Ai,c tie marriage,
VITA angiy g8re,
Sc giab~ he slipper,
End usiiys her heir.
N9r long sco, in French provincial
heater, = bsritone made fearful croak.
Kisses and Tau gh4er IN the audience.
1aea ire ertist came gravely forward
and aa,u 81 lie audience: "Messieurs,
[ discover tilat have issued false
Aote; ! itAG&w it from circulation"
A n1Ieirc little girl was sent to get
some eggs. and on her way back
Stumbled aud fell. making sad havoc
with the contents of her basket. "Won't
gcu caleh It when you get home,
thought exclaimed her companion.
40, indeed, | WON'T she answered;
I've got a grandmother.
tn Est lndisn Prince of Gondal is
Oh 81 exc OF mstIlnony. He is to lead
seven happy maidons TO the altar all mt
once. Tie troubied life Of an East In
ui'tp L'lu~e IFS us conpensatloilS. JaSt
tliuk Of it! Eglt souls with but SIM
gle thought, eight hearts that beat as
one !-bosroa transcript.
"HfT gracious, child" said the old
Lady to boy who offered to carry her
sa hel for cents, where did you
gct tAne Aeads from?" The lad gazed
ibou.' .v for moment at his pair
of Il s., that looked Ike punches of
you onions, and then answered proud
~: = long to the Tontine Base Ball
Cub,