The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-05-22
A Detected Brotbo.

with side whiskeis and look Of + NAN NAN
, who was talking earnestlv v, Woe
couple of others who looked 70 70
enough to feel joyful at prayer 'ulenn
ing, so he edged up to get within meet un
of their cheerful Conversation zach leach
longed for the soothing comn,o ~,
ship of those of kindred wars
thought. aud
II tell you, friends" sad :,
mournful man with the mutton-cb .ne
we're doing a grand work; gldpr s'
Gus work, as Deacon Pusher woul a M,
it. Why, sir, in my town the ssloapa put
are just about ready to shut UNI '0ns
The brother from the red pato >,
ready felt the taste of mama in r S-
mouth, and edged up little closer iS
'That's it, and we've done the SAM
thing" said a weakened man VA
voice like agony in despair up to tba
armpits. "Why, sometimes ITS aH
you can do to get around without
stepping on the new beginners Aoun.
dering about on the floor. | tell Won
they've all got to come to us. EYER.
body is wild about it, and we're oath
ering them in right along, and soma
of the very best people in town. too
You never saw anything wakcn una
community like we've done. its
grand"
The brother with the buckskin M.
tens in his pocket set his teeth and
looked doleful, but he felt awful good
He would have struck up hymn
right away, but he wanted to hear
more, aud find out where the revival
could be found. He yearned to be
wrestling with them mourners. So he
groaned and took another step or two
forward.
"Our case exactly" put in a man
with an undertaker's placidity 3
countenance. 1.-THE past has been
season of great profit to us, and all
this agitation they're getting up will
do us good; it will help the cause and
bring in people who wouldn't have
thought of coming near us if there
hadn't been such stir kicked I'D
about It,.
The bucolic brother felt so joyful it
was all he could do to keep from pass.
ing around the hat. Some people
were down on shouting, and of couse b.
it raised stir in the community, ad
the subject was agtated. He puta
hand over one ear, hitched up little
closer, heaved deep sigh, looked SOL
emn, and felt tiptop.
''Yes, that's So" said the chap with
the burnsides. '.But there's one thing
about it / don't like
whats thatP" quickly interrupted
the man with the burial permit scrawl-
ed on his face.
'That's what want to know, too.'
in the one with the wall of
sorrow. when we are having every-
thing our own way l don't see why we
should complain or find fault. Of
course it amt pleasant to have ali
kinds of people scratching around anA
against you, and it's not the
most agreeable thing in the world to
have to catch a fat woman in time to
keep her from breaking a limb"
"Or have another with breath
smelling of onions hanging to you and
;elllng you all about her difficulties, =
md how timid she is, and how much '
he needs help, and all that sort of
hing" interrupted the one of funeral
spect.
The man in the background began
o feel shaky about the dIsintcrested
eal of the other brethren, for he
new how cheerfully he wonld do all
hat himself; yea, more, for the gooW
Of the cause.
'.But what is it you don't like?" re-
umed the weak-eyed one.
why, it's the opposition we're get
ing from the churches" replied the
pna,-ifiap 81 <r1ao,,, with tho w h iolr
Il don't like that, and I'm afraid it
I'LL soon begin to count against ms,
nd hurt us like everything"
The brother with the mutton tallow
! his vest pocket began to feel uneasy.
lad he struggled among the pickets
the Salvation Army, or only encoun
cred schism that could be endured
it only made converts? 1t wouldn'tA
o to miss a word now; so he smother
d groan, held his breath, and walk
d up little closer.
"Oh, thunderation, man! it won't
o anything of the kind came from
lie meekest man in the lot.
One doubt was dispelled. 1t wasn't
schism.
al m not so darned sure of that, but ,
don't know as | care cuss anyway.
he past has been kind to me-" MUIR
Iured the one with the crap ish face.
The remaining doubt took wing.
hey were not Salvationers. But who
the name of clover bloom could they
eP
Eyes; and to me too" from the muf- ?
I'd voice; $50 we won't bother about
or borrow any trouble on account
the churches. But | say, what an
yful difference there is in feet, ANT
erep'
Heavens! They were footwashers!
b. sweat came out and loosened the
t'ise in the detected brothers hair:
we'll, should say so. Before l /,
enL into this rink business | never =
I'd any idea that it would take an
dtnary trunk under each foot to
We some women standing room. But
hat was 1t the little governor said TO
c big oneP"
''Sure enough! I'll declare, this
slness makes fellow absent-mind-
~ And the deceptive trio moved ,
ward the bottle department of the
ravansary.