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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-09-14
cages . Neuisfeiten.
SnIan 8.

Serr &eileD bat benz Staatsfecre=
tdr fem @ntlafungsgefu6 eingerei9t.
Safelbe tburbe argenblidli1 angenom=
men unb 10 1T benn iebt erft nod lans
gem 2eiben Der Ypften 6es Ser. 9taaten
gefanbten fur Seferrei6= lIngarn pies
Der fret.
= Ser Gbef bes fatiftif9en Bureaus
beri9tet iiber ben @efammtpertb Der
Musfubr BON NrDbffofen, pie fplgt:
'Wdbrerb bes Morats Muguff 1885 tpur=
erportirt fiir 81 7O9, 1855; tpdbrenb Ser
beibett perfioHenen Monate aufammen>
genommen $16,424,261; bagegen i'm
Nlguff 6es borisen Sabres $16,519,0 900
urb mdbrenb Der beioett Mo1ate Suli
unb Muguit besY oriabres $28, 890. 800.
Ni6t 10 f6roff 1T Der l1nteri6ieb, tpenrt
man bic Monate Sanuar Bis Musuf
1885 NIT berert bes bprbergebenben
Sabres berglei6t. IS ergibt fi9 bann
bag folgenbe 8erbdItniB: 1885-$93,z
269, 900 unb 1884-$97, 065, IT'S. Die
Musfubr an BaummoIe ftelte fi9, tpie
foIgt: tpdbren6 Der 3p6If Mpnate, bic
init benz 81. Muguf 1885 abf1lofen.
tpurben erportirt 1858, $40 8anen i'm
Wertbe bon $198, 494, $50. Sn Der entz
ipre9enben 3eit bes 8oriabres tpurben
erportirt 1886, 280 8alen i'm Wsrtbe
bon $198, 749, GA.
Ser @ecretdr bes Snnerr bat cine
gommifIion %ernaunt, tpel1e fi1 in bas
Snbianer=E 8 rritprium beqebel1 unb bort
unterbanblungen nit ben @boctatp=,
Greet, @berofee= unb Seminolen=sSn
bianerr a~ntnipfen ioI, au Dem 3tpede
BET gr6Hnung ibres unbeniibten Gebiez
tes fiir bic Mmleblung.
Sn grpioerung elmer Mufrage Der
Contention gum S9ube Der ~nationalen
Grauenarbeit, tpesbalb bas S9abamt
feline Wdi1e ben @bineien gum maiden
gdbe, tbeilt ber Secretdr bes G1abarnz
tes nit, baB biefe Mrbeit bon fdmmtli=
den @taatsbepartements auf Contract
a~Isgegeber tperbe, aber ftets an ameriz
fanif9e 9ampfmdf9ereien nn6 unter
feinen umifdnoen an @binefen.
- Ser befannte Mbpofat linb politi=
ter emory u. 5torrs BON Chicago itarb
pl6bli6 i'm Clifton otel in 0ttatua
auf elmer grbclungsreiie bur1 Canada.
= &u6olpb 9enide, pelder i9on
felt Is Sabren Beamter Der Central
&airoab mar, tpurbe in ieinem po5tuas
gen berbaftet, als ber 3ug 8arnesbiIe,
Georgia, paffirte. Muf Der furaen
Strede bon Macon Big au 6ieIem Orte
bate Senide bereits iber 100 Briefe
erbro9en.
Ser Waaren=S Support i'm Stem gor>
fer 9afen belief fi9 tpdbrenb Der pers
aofeuen Wo9e auf einen Wertb bon
$6,492, 260. 9aboa fallen ALIEN $2,>
500. 900 auf S9nittmaaren.
= 9enrp Warb Bee9er ipridt fi9 in
elmer 3ui@rift an ben rpoft grpreB"
au @unifen bober 2ieenien aus. Diefel=
ben-faet er-feien elm beferer S9ub
gegen ben MiBbrau6 geihiger@ etrdnfe,
als ale probibitipnseelebe, beren ftricte
Durdfibrung ~iberbaupt elm Ding Der
unm09lidfeit Jet.
- SIM Gtaate Nem Sort purben an
o1en Orten repubIifanii6e unb bemo=
fratii1e Diitricts @~onbentionen abge.
balten, UNI Gelegaten fir bic beborltes
benbe Staatsconpention 81 erwdblen.
= .pat &earnar, elm libel beldumuits
better, aber febr einHuBreider irifder
Warbzpslitifer in Baltimore, i9oB fet.
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0as @efdtperltde mnb bic Sur.

unreines Wa1er, f6mubi9e StraBen,
f6le6te I6sugsfanale unb unangeneb=
me Mild, tpenn fie ole aufammen in
cine groBe Staot gebrdngt tperben, er=
5elgen iie einen 10 "ieberbollen unb uns
geiuaben 3uftanb ME bic Burger
nur ausbalten f0nnen. Die ~berbrieBlis
den Biirger brau9en iebo6 ni6t gu
benfen, baB fie f9on auf benz Wese nod
benz @ottesader finb. Malaria unb
ieber anbere unreine ginfluB fann nit
Brown's Sron 8itters absefodten tper=
ben. 9err s. patterion Marfbaltopn
Soma f6reibt: r8ropns SSron 8itters
bat mid gang anb gar b0n Malaria
furirt.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-09-14

Or. Muguf R6nigs $ a ms
burger Sropfen beilen ale Ma>
genz unb 8lutfranfbeiten. Dr. Mu=
quit 26nigs 9amburger
8ruftbee beilt grfdltungen unb
angebenbe 8rutleiben. &anr1 es ets
mas beferes fir bic Ieibenbe Menf6beit
geben. Sn allen Mpotbefen gu baben.
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Die beiben greisborer in Dallas
molten iebt ibren &f in 2aufman
@ountp ausfedten. 3ehn giienbabn.
tpagen iinb gemietbet porben, UNI 6as
gublitum nod benz G9aupIab Der
S9ldgerei gu b~ef6rbern.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-09-14

-pbotosrapbien, tpelde in Gallo
maps @allerie, Alb OF 9ouitons
StraBe genommer tuerber, inb in
ieber 9infi9t boafommer unb f6nnen
ni9t iibertrofen tperben. Mer cine
borsigli6e Photographic gu mdBigem
preiie tDini6t, Dem empfeblen nit, mad
G~aQatpaps @aIerie gu geben, uno ct
mirb 3ufriebenge5tent tperben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1885-09-14
9luf oriaiueae Weile uoDte lid

Muf orisinene Weiie tpolte fid
teuli6 elm 8reslauer S6ubma1er
biQige ueberfabrt bon 9amburg mad
England beri9affen. Muf allen @ieren
laufenb mifdte ct iid unter cine Seerbe
S6afe, uel6e nod Ssl:netou berlaben
puroe. ST mOllte auf bieie Weile pers
fu9en, auf bas S9if 3u fommeu,
murbe aber abgefaBt unb perbaftet.
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Sm hnhe Snnn.

= Sd babe Sonsaline in GdGen
bon 4beumatismus a~ngemanbt unb feis
ne Wirftng mar tpunberbar. giner met.
ner patienten fonnte felt Is Monaten-
ni9t geben, ma6t aber feet f6on einige
S9ritte unb befert fi9 auiebenos.
5. 8. 9ufteb, 81. g., Woobinstom, ..
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Cine Rarte.

Nm glle, pelde an golsem bon 5usenbiiin.
ben, nerb0ier Sdpa@e, fribem gerfaa, 8erluff
Der Manncsfraft etc. Ieioen, ienbe i'd Il NJ
fret &eeept, Oas fe furirt. DieleS srobe Seil-
mitlel uurbe BON einem Mifionar in Siib.
@nerifa eatbedt. S@idt abreffrtes Goubert
an &eb. Sofepb s. Snman, Station O., Reip
BORT @itb. 81, 7,tupli.
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@ittc @arfe.
Office bes ct. 2eonarb i6oteI,
mni.4 MIoan

Office bes ct. 2eonarb SoteI,
Main pla3a.
San Mntonio, Seras, 1884.
&ebafteur Der nGreien preRe": 9a
i'd beabf9tige, 6as uSt. 2epnarb So
tel" benz groBen publifum popular gu
MAIDEN, tpo inn Der Comfort zines 1.
&laKe Qotel gemdbrt. tperben fam,
babe i9 meme Staten auf $3.50 upb 50
per Sag reouairt. Sd perbe baber
erfreut fein, sic nnb Greunbe gu feben
unb ibnen ale Mufmerffamfeiten au
erweiien. Or. 8. u. Srerler, friiber
bonn Central 9otel, bat fi9 mir afos
ciirt unb giebt unieren beutf9en 2unben
in ibrer Mutterfpra9e iebtpeoe Nus=
funft.
Cars unb poftfutf9en fabren an Der
Sbir borbei. Sbr ergebener
pbimas %. 2~ounsberrD,
26, 2t4mtD3W gigentbiimer.
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dead Shot" @erep @orm 9ini.
ment ipirtt tider uno fdnea. Dieies Eminent
tobtet Die @irmer ausenblidli9 ; bGIt GIiegen
ab unb BELT bic @unbe. SIM Ba1er anfgeIof
III es elm ausse3eidnetes Seilmittel gesen irgeno
iuelde @unben beim @ieb. RreiS so Gents.
@raparirt uno gum 8erfauf Bel ". Dreib,
San Nntonic. 16,6 tutp
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bon bet MirtlamIeit iber5eusen, fonoern aud
Gnreii ~reis unb Danf terauSforbern. Sd err
9aIte td9Iid Danlf9reiben nno Nadfolsenbei
fnb einiae Hus3ige aus benfeIben
had 3Otdaiser NnpenOung babe id ben @e.
braud eingeftelIt unb bin e~rifaunt unb erfreui
iiber ben &rfolg.1
sGs erfaIt ales, mas sic beripreden. Sd
bin eut5Gdt 6ariiber.A
Meine Grpartunsen finb ibertroTen borben.
QEie 8auber bat es seipirft uub mebr geIei.
ffet, ala i'd e~riparfet babe
Sd babe 60 nit sntem GrfoIse angepanbt. a
Die @eife, in ueIder eS betpirfte, pas i'd
iDinf9te, bat mid iiberrafdt.@
&eidIi4 fiub neire Soifnunsen erfiut NOR.
Dtn tn6 id bin b6hIid bnriiber ~erfreuf.H
Yoiitib 9orantirt, oab bas Mlittel barmlos il
itt0 feline i9dbIi9en GubRan5en entbdIt.
Rad &mpfang Des Yrei1e8 bon 81 bur9 bic
4cf IN fiderer gerpadung bcrfanot. Ser.
flegelte GirfuIare 4 Gents. Bel Druggifen 81
6abeu. NbreHe:
Madame Fontaine, 19E 18th ST., New York.
1874 ,tup1t
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Cranes Qopis cter Darts6aar burdb cine einsise
Arpfitatic1t bte}ss G~drbemiftrts tn eIdn5enbs8
G4r1r3 eerpdubeft. G8 nistt duf Der Gtefe, cine
nct1ria4e 6drbe perletbfnb. Bet Mpptbetern gu
tanst. ofFte: ~ Murrap st., sesp e)prt.
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sTmproved Condition Powders. fir wf.,

"~ImprOved Condition PoWders'' fir Wfer.
be uno @irObieb. Elm ansge3ei6neteS unb er.
probtes puIber in Der Bebanbluna bon Nus.
franfbeiten oaer Mrt, augemeine linpdsIidfeit.
Mnpadien Der Saut, Rdube, aelbes @afer,
Mansel an &ppetit. @ebraudsaupeiIuno auf
Der Etifette. Gabriairt bon unb aum @erfouf
bel MboIpb Orei6, @Iamo %Iaaa, aeaen.
iber Der @Ofoffiee, San gntOnio.
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. 6. $. MMQer. WhoIeialez uni

- ". y. MtuAer, WDole1Qle< uft0
&~etailbdnbler in Garben. SeIen, Nnz
treihermaterialen, Commensurate,
San Mntonio empfieblt iein groBes
Eager in bieien Irtifeln gu Stem Sort
preifen unb ma6t gang beionbers auf
ben getudblten 8orratb BON 8ilbern
gbromos, &upfer= unb Stablfi6en,
SelgemdIoen unb pbantaiie Bil6ern
aller Mrt. ferner auf Die gef1madpolle
Musmabl BON B%ilberrabmen Der allerz
m%o6erniten Gorm unb auf bic NGes
umfahen6en 3ei6enmaterialen auf=
merriam. Ollie Muftrdge fir irgenb cine
Der obigen Bran1en nerben prompt
ausgefibrt; 8il6er BON ieber @r6Be ein<
gerabmt unb ale Mrbeiteu m6gli9ff
f4nel uno gut beiorgt, bic in bas Sad
f1Iagen.
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Grab uie in 9eutl9lanb m6st ibr es
baben,
Woat Sbr an guten Sabat gu1 laben.
Ma9t gu9 bel Soften befannt uno bets
traut
Mit Gail & Mr'ens bortreffiidem
fraut.
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60rffeibidfeif.

gntfs 3fle3t ffub Sci terartssen TaIen beicnz
Is ge<fgnet; clue 0r{ia befpirt cine lrl@e Ues
xAI5beanberuna bub Der gatieut bartber e~rftaunt.
Gie ffdrfeu ben Appeftt unb reruriahen, ba5
Srsanismns fara fe 1eu6brt, NIB turH lire
fpu.}d3e G8trfung nnf bic 8ex6ouuuesoreaue
We 0te9eIrfdEtefett bes G~tnbt0atgS herbeis
3eT6hrt. &rst5 rs Gf5. A. Nfurrap st., 9l.D
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335 OF. S~oufonhrabe, ean slntonio. Babe.
iDaunen, Sfur5bdber, @aHereIoiets, Marmor.
platten, @nnmifdlaude, 8Iei- uub Gifenr0b.
IN, wiernpparate uno Gasfxtures aIer srt.
2me S~uftrdge perben prompt aussefibrt.
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YrtbatiMuIe.

Hnter3ei6neler er6fnet am l. Sep
TENDER cine pribatl1ule. ST unter=
ri9tet in allen 6d9erit, bic auf benz
2ebrplane Der 6fentli6en S6ulem ftez
ben, .anBerbeil auf 8unl0 in Seuti6
.nnb Spanii9, iebo9 obne @rtraz
8ere6nung. 8ute @mpfeblunsen uno
3euanife teben benz unteraei9neteit
our Seite. S9ulgelb- pro Mpttat 50.
@ntIpre9enbe grmdBisungen bes S6ul>
gelbes treten ein bel mebreren Ginbern
elmer Camille. Mnmelbungem tperbet
entgegengenommen @a1t Nleba StraBe,
gegenliber Der Deutiden @bangelii6en
Stride. 8. 8Iumenfelb.
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4IppstitbeFfnft. N~erjipsfnne Der 9arnte,
Hppj{dlmex5 1tet}t etueut Dnitpfett Uefabt
i'm &tntertppt Gdhnter5 stnter bent GdluIs
terbldftk 9ruGertHarouttg s1a6 Dem GHett
ieiitfBe afuitreit9ttna, ~oiei5barfetf Der 9ttms
4t}dkf Sersad8iaisefer Htiidlf, Mtafties
telt S4pinea. 4erstIepfen, attmtte nos
BEN rtd)teu Mage, uurrbt, bedtGfffgenoe
&t1tr1e, Hod19tfdxbfex lrt3 cno
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.Velvetine Powder" 9ief
@raparation nur0e auerft in Ser preubiidem
@rmee sesen berbribte uno %srinbise 8ibe, se>
gen baS @unoreiten ODER WunbIaufen, gegen
~rifelbise uab ale Der lleberbisuns bes 8lutes
ent'primgenben Sautfranfbeiten a%nsepanbt.
Oils elm 9ulber fir Rinoer itebt es uniibertrof.
fen ba. Yreis rs Gents. Yraparirt unb gum
@erfanf bel u. 9reib, Mlamo Drug Store,
Gan Wntonio.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-18

he had come, He heard the word spy
IN the noise Of the streets and the beat
ing OF the drums which were marching
by the side OF the canal. At last lie
reached home, and. glad to find that
his father was not yet in. he hurried
to his chamber TO hide under his pillow
the coins that weighed him down
Never had Pcrc Stcnnc seemed so
joyous and so happy as when he came
back in that night. News had jus,
been received from the provinces, and
affairs were going better. As he sat
the old soldier looked at his gun hang
ing on the wall and said to his boy:
"My boy, how you would go for the
Prussians II you were largcr'
Toward o clock they heard cannon.
ITS at Aubcrvilicrs. They are
fighting at Bourgct,' said the good
man, who knew all the forts. Little
Stcnne grew pale aud, pretending that
he was tired, he went to bed, but not
to sleep. The cannon Numbered CON
tlnualIy. He imagined the trancS-
tWcurs arriving at night to surprise
the Prussians and falling themselves
into an ambuscade. He remembered
the sergeant who had smiled on him.
The price of all that blood was hidden
under his pillow, and it was he, the
son of NJ. Slcnnc, the son of soldier.
Tears stiilud him. From the bed by
his side he heard his father walk to the
window and open it. Below in the
street the roll was sounding and a bat
TALON of the Mobile were gathering to
depart. Decidedly it was n battle.
The wrctchcd boy could not keep back
q sob.
WHATS the mattcr?" said Pcre
Stennc, coming back. The child threw
himself out ot bed anu al the feet OF
his father. At the movement the coins
rolled upon the floor.
whats thatP You have been steal
ingP" asked the old man, trembling.
Then, all in breath, little Stenne
told that he had been among the Prus-
slams and what he had done there.
While he spoke he felt his heart grow
frccr. 1t had stopped its accusations
Pcrc Stcnne listened with II stern and
terrible face. When it was finished he
hid his face in his hands and wept.
Father, father.' said the child.
The Old man pushed him away with
out replying and picked up the money.
THAT is all?' he asked.
Little Stcnne made sign that it
was The old man took down his gun
and his cartridgcbox, and put the
money in his pocket.
"'Tis well,' he said. II will give
it back to them"
And without adding word, without
ever turning his head, he went down
to join the Mobiles who were going out
into the night.
They never saw him again. From
tie French Of AIhoHSe D"rdd.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-18

A fair child's face. Ike glimpse Of dawn,
tossed me n smile an a mp,c gay,
with II cluster of daisies, and then was gone
To Join her friends IN innocent play.
Once and again she came my way
Andn Il rul tribute aid Mt my feet,
Ihtling aud yrurning to he away,
Chasing the minutes with pleasures fleet
Nv tp1r one. IN thee nrc flowers rRrcl
En- dud vi h every radiant hue,
hi So swpi perfume no soul can spare,
1lrN'rc longing to blossom, my love, 10
you.
Hir II lily fair from purity's throne,
4 regal rose and u violet blue,
And twino gailui Il iicCkcd and flown
with OhcisnnCc sweet and humility true.
Compare thy tone to the niphtinVnlo's song,
Uuc,Osc thine eyes with the same soft light
That makcs the pnZcllc to love belong
Compare thine AR to the eagles flight.
NJ wing onward in free domain,
InsWcrving AMI true in thy silent life.
TIL thy heart urf lids on bound css plain
OF devotional love that knows no strife.
Harriet Newell Lodge.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-18

Detective Flnucgass had in his pos
session a counterfeit coin Of good
deal of Importance, and having occa-
sion to look for il he found it gone. He
had spent it. lie thought over every
place he had been, but he could not
tind where he had passed it, \ day or
two after "a llrbralc gcn'.vuan OF un-
prcposscSsinE appearance presented
himself, and told a pItltuI tale of how
he had been taken III. \ glance at the
coin was enough. FInucgass was the
man vino had swlndicd him. lie kept
ncws->nop on IhTd street, or some
where, and he had sold the detective a
paper it would not do to let the man
know the facts, So fInnegass commits
Grated himself
"Well, looking after bad money is
my business, and III give you good
half-dollar Tor TINS.
"But vas it your own money you vas
paying mc?'
80, no; the government pays that.
Sometimes they redeem bad money,
Just to kecp it out of circulation.
II vas obliged to you, and the
dealer went oil,
Next day, as finnegaSS sat IN his
Office, there filed in colony of Jews
from lar Flat and the nelghborhood,
loaded down with counterfeit silver,
gold, greenbacks-a anything in the
! shape OF counterfeit money. They
wanted the government to redeem 1t,
and when Flnnegass took it and locked
| It up in Il drawer, aud told them it was
not worth anything, there was wailing
| aud gnashIng OF teeth. They had
bougnt up the whole counterfeit cur
/ rency floating around Tar Flat, on the
strength OF Flnnegass' redemption Of
his bad hali-dollnr.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-18
GIEANI<(:S.

There are H. 900 former soldiers in
Milwaukee.
California has an estimated colored
population OF 1900.
The average length of life in Russai
Is only twenty-siX years.
Richter said no man can either live
piously or die rlghteously without a
wife.
"Ouida' Uouisc de la Ramee), who
is nearly 60 years of age, is soon to be
married.
Pima County, Arizona, it is claimed,
is the oldest mining region in the
United States.
There were over s. 600, 600 inhabitants
in Ireland in lsij; there are less than
5000. 900 now.
The city mission of Berlin circulates
no less than -, 900 printed sermons on
sunday morning.
1t is estimated that over 1000 per-
sons are annually buried in the potter )
field of New York City.
The thrtv-eight states of the Union
contain 2,29O counties. Texas leads
off with lJl, and Georgia follows with
l27.
"Plungcr Walton has eleven daught-
ers, and he has taken them all to Long
Branch for the summer. They cost
HIM $3.50 a week for board and lodging
alone.
Thomas b. Aldrich, the writer. be-
came possessed through Inheritance
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-18

!
My bootiack, and bottles and haIrbrush,
and all
! How does the hu2ling little pest
! improved each heated second,
ana hltr the scalp upon whose crest
NO otuits OF hair are rcckoned.
sisters love! How sweet IT'S far above
! ~ other love when II Is fond and true.
An! VINO can doubt II when II Is tho love
Ihat some one clses sister feels for your
MY lndy's voice Is melody to me,
| . there's music in the rustic of her skirts
but Whai avais II all, AS! when she
Ia the most incorrip ibc of hirtsl
Hes happy who makes payment MS he goes.
! >, W nom never fear OF creditor eor haunts:
but happier IL the man who always owes
And stiil gets all the credit that he wants
Boston Courier.
Scientists claim that cigaret-smok.
ing leads to idocy. We do not know
how true this is, but are satisfied that
idiocy leads to cigaret-smoking. -- Ter
as Syttngs.
81 do so admire Tom Moore's Irish
ballads. remarked Miss de Silva the
Intervening.
Small boy to druggist--I want to
get some birthstone. How do you sell
]
Druggist-Five cents an ounce.
Small Boy-O, want pound. How
much is that
Drupgist-Four cents D,trou Free
FrcSS.
why, Timmins, who are you in
mourning forP" asked Meddle unon sce-
ing Grape on his friends hat.
Timmins-Why. Won see. nv wife,s
first husband, from whom she was di-
vorced, is lust dead, and I cant do less
ont of respect to her feelinrs Bostou
Ga.ette.
Nno ,doI;ro p,,,i :; ,
, snrios ~ ar,i,,io, tan "pon
zi,4e. Ii she charges the mapazine "a
much for her writing as she wanted to
charge the people of Louisville for her
singing Mr.. Harper's wife will he with.
out any new fall bonnet in the coming
autumn. - LouisrtiLe Courier- yyuru1P
80
~ houiSV'''e man ulsturoeu IN ms
s!oup ps iafHo con Oh ca'',
'ou o"' o'i t'o ioo'' hnu 'nStcau Vi
nr.nS on MS PIs'oi' thus auurcSSed the
n'' ~
,ato ion oa,s ,a Iii 300 na,so"7 pnt.
,,,.'t ,i, , o'o
hoi I;,a,,a,i t va.
soar ,Ia, ' ' Io,.'i','SJ, V,
Tnnrjor'JoI,r,'% o''''' '''''' '"'''''''
S"aherS sometimes retain among
themselves the quaker lingo after the
S"ahe' trace mas oeeh swept away by
lhe hoou OF worldly wlckedneSs.
hclghDor OF Quaker family not long
since heard through the open windows
OF their house iracas gong on among
the younger members OF the household,
IN the midst OF which cry rose:
shut up thy mouth. or I'll slap thee
IN the face! -b0StoH Herald
"And does it really rain every time
| an excursion from Boston gets to Den.
yer?' asked "A very earnest yo,lng woman
from the Hub to an old timer yester-
day. "Iou bet, was the sententiouS
answer. "A strange fact III meteorol-
ogy, murmured the fair Bostonan.
"Nothin' Of the kind. said the bar
nacle; 'the idiots who get up excur-
sions always come when it rains. -
DenceT TtoHHe
There are some men that cannot
comprehend that very frequently the
game is not worth the candle. Ben
Jackson was one of them. That
makes the tenth match you have
str"ck, "hat are you looking for?'
asked MS roommate one evening as
hen was 'tr'k'ns a match and looking
"huer me taD'e' Il dropped match
nh" a'n trS'nS 10 hha IT, replied
"ea. - Lt% Is "pt"gS. ~
~
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-10-18
WIT AND HUNOIs.
POETRY WITH POINTS.

hush'aby, Thomas, upon the back fence;
nave not missile to banish you hence.
Last night my last weapon I threw at tn.
wall
MY bootjnck, and bottles, and halrbrush.
and all.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-13

wsuId you paftake 81 heavenly Joy.
Like nectar sweet, without alloy 4
nat ffuit l. costly, yet rs ffee
And found alone on talVarir tec
Come then To the hafves'. each aud all
The obi and young. the great and small,
All are invitei-sll may come,
Aud reap. and sing the harvest home.
Going on 10 Howe lllIl the Other day,
struck into single foot track, which fof
more than hslf mile contained myriads
Of snow feas; thoaght ! had sesn ,Aose
little creatures befors. aud 80 hsd some,
bu, nothing % cqual that have owned
a good microscope for more ihan thirty
years, with which have examined many
small animals, from the cheese mite aud
vinegar serpent, up 20 The hedgehog. 90 Al
least bis quilts. BOT The snns ia ntv,r
happened % get into my tw,stefsi when
u does. n will rise and skpiain."
Mrs Charles n Brooks at up with her
son - nights during hi. lat slcknrss, sud
became 80 exhausted a. 10 b, 10 very Zee
be health ever since she i now little
better. and dos. part ~ h-r work.
Remark liable weather this; the suu~ l.
mostly gone. aud transfers nnd u fough
hauling wood ON hare ground. II l. nos
foggy. and the air feels more The Apfii
than January.