The southern sentinel. (Winnfield, La.) 1883-1910, 1885-04-17
PlTh AND POINT

Always taking out of a MI,
and never putting in soon brinss
TO the bottom. !~
-Menny q phool haz passed thu,
with fair sukcess by taking a ba.I .u
and sticking to it.-Josh Bs,iino,' A Sa'
Don't be fooled. nv bow v
can't bride a woman's tonor. "a
bridaling her. 1t will turn out ins,
other way in nine cases out ~ =. =
LoreH Citizen. - W.
People who wonder why men,,,..
turns gray before their whiskcssrsu..ssss
reflect that there is about twentr -.
difference in their respective - e
Edith, you want to know ..vS..,.
funny men on newspapers eyey, ~
at their own jokes, do you desrs ~
Edith, often-in fact. in good m. -
cases, you will find that thew n ~
only ones who do laugh at the~s.,s.
of course, this is conildentiaL-Ro,..s
Post. e-s'
Little Amy, chided' fofsm;s.a;.
protested that Susan (the servant -
persuaded her: Said papa: sTsn =
exactly what Susan said" She ~
::.You push that stand. mis-. e.
dare" ''Them's my very words %
terjected Susan. ..And,m pursued 4.
little culprit, Il dared, so | pushed u
Thirteen is an unIucky numbe- Il
is for this reason that when a 49,
keeper halves a twenty five cent uier.
he Invariably gives YOU twelYe@sHS
The shopkeeper is unselfsh. and :.
somebody must run the risk Al IA
luck. he freely takes it himseH.-Rr
ton Transcript. sw
Lawyers Like Shears:
Two lawyers, when knotty case was 10.
Shook hands together and were h - -.
"Hey?' cried the losing client, Il don't =
You men who fought can he so frieudb
now" = -;
"Ah.' said his counsel. Lawyers, thousI.
keen,
Like shears, cut not themselves, but sasss
between" ses4s
The doctor was visiting a ladyvAa
was in the habit of sending for himess.
stantly W thout being at all i'll, anti
was entertaining him with q full A
particular account of her malsdies. ~
list of which was as long as her gIoje
On. B.-The glove of lady Is Aim
as long as her arm nowadays.) ..Ak
madam." says the doctor, with alock
of admiration, what robust heakaw
must enjoy in order to be able town.
stand all these complaints. "-Ha<r
hurry american.
American heiress (who has ID
married a t.tle)-"What did thst vi
gar fellow mean by addressing yoi-ss
Familiarity, COUNT" Foreign Counl
Cher new husband)-.'Oh nothiks
my dear. He just happened 10 hcx
me-" but he did not call you bT yM
title?" swell, no.: ..Doa't be know
you are a Count?" No; be only
knows me by my stage name" Stage
name? How romantics Why, you
darling. / did not know you had besn
on the stage oh, yes I've hess
driving Broadway stage iof In
years. VI Philadelphia Call. -
Here's an item of some interest,"
perhaps, remarked the new rep0ft@s
as he handed over the following: IN.
Elderboi is believed to be tie Qldqs
person in town. His age Is ninety
eight ''I'm ashamed of you -
Slenderquill; I'm ashamed of your e.
claimed the editor. glaring over thetsl
Of the item at the reporter. "Whs
didn't you say that Mr.. Elderhoi3 -
just cut his third set of teeth, that h
splits his own wood. gets in his ovl
hay, does all his own ploughing q
planting and harvesting; that-he III
lieved to be the Oldest Mason. and h
voted for every President, from WsiA'
ington up to the present time, and la
he is 108 instead of ninety eighth ~
man alive! the Office boy could 30
you dishing up news!"-Boston Thae
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