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The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1885-03-07
TOWSONTOWN Md, SATURDAY, MARCH T. 1885.
The Seasons.

When that the jocund Spring is here,
And violets blue meath hedges peer;
When cowslip bold and oxlip pale
Adorn the dell and star the dale,
Methinks that tits the time of year
Which most of all becomes my dear,
When Summer, with her glorious train
Of sultry hours, reigns once again;
When heavy hangs each roses head
With languor of much sweetness bred,
Methinks that tits the time of year
Which most of all becomes my dear.
When Autumn steals DER weald and void,
Bespangling many q copse vita gold;
When violets ope their eyes anew,
And sleeping meads are white with dew,
Methinks that it's the time of year
Which most of all becomes my dear.
When Winter, softly passing by,
With snowy plumes wells earth and sky;
When snowdrops in Gods acre prove
That death is not the end of love,
Methinks that tits the time of year
Which most Of all becomes my dear.
st. James Gazette.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1885-03-07

pa Visitor to Undertaken 'Why
are you SO sad to-day ?" Undertaken:
81 have just buried DIR. Blank" Wis
itor: "Ah, indeed The doctor was a
philanthropic gentleman. Undertak-
er: "He was. He threw many dol
lar into my hands,"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1885-03-07

B9-"What's that you have in your
hand ?" asked Mrs. Gimlet of her hus-
band as he brought home roll of manu-
script. "Brains, madam" replied Mr..
Gimlet pompously. "Are you surpris-
ed at that fact ?" "Not in the least"
she replied, 'I know you didn't carry
them in your head"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1885-03-07

B9rSin has many tools, but lie is
the handle which fits them all.-HomeS.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1885-03-07
To Distinguish a Perfect Woman.
Toledo Blade.

1t was very old Spanish writer who
said that ga woman is quite perfect and
absolute in beauty if she has 80 good
points," Here they are:
Three things white-the skin, the
teeth, the hands.
Three black-the eyes, the eyebrows,
the eyelashes.
Three red-the lips, the cheeks, the
nails.
Three long-the body, the hair, the
hands.
Three short-the teeth, the ears, the
feet.
Three broad-the chest, the brow,
the space between the eyebrows.
Three narrow-the mouth, the waist,
the instep.
Three large-the arm, the loln, the
limb.
Three fne-the fingers, the hair, the
lips.
Three small-the bust, the nose, the
lips.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1885-03-07
D~One pleasant day last Summer a

BsE One PHEASANT uay last summer
Brooklyn minister repaired to seques-
tered part Of Greenwood to enjoy a
quiet smoke by himself. A member of
his congregation, discovering him in
the act, sarcastically asked if he was
offering up incense to Satan, to which
the D. d. made answer: eyes, but |
did not know he was so near"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1885-03-07

D&r"You've got my seat, sir" said
man on Texas railroad, who had
left his seat for a moment. "There is
nothing to show that you have retained
this seat" ''Look up here There is
my hat box on the rack right over this
seat" "Well, then you sit up there
on your hat box if that's where you
have retained your seat"
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06

sAlUslmore money than at anything else by
Etaking an agency for the best selling
UN book cut. Beginners succeed grandly
vNone fail. Terms free. HALLETT Book
Co., Portland, Mama,
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06

Forfeiture Notice.

Notice to Charles A. Strain and Sam.
uel NJ. Wheaton and their heirs or AS
signs. You are hereby notified that we
have expended $4,000 in labor and i'm
provements upon each and every one
Of the following named claims: Nellie
Rosa and Sitting Bull for the year 1883
and likewise for the year 1884, in Custer
Mining District, Custer County, Dakota,
situated about one-fourth mile from the
city limits in a southwesterly direction
in order to hold said premises ander the
provisions of section 1924, revised stat
utes of the u. s., being the amount re-
CURED TO hold the same for the years
1888 and 1854 and if within ninety days
after this notice by publication yon fail
or refuse to contribute your proportions
of such expenditures as co-owners, your
interests in said claim will become the
property of the subscribers under said
section 1924. VIM. A~LTAFFER,
III. X. GRIrFIs,
Dated at Custer City, Custer County
ID. r., January 9th, a. ID. 1885.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
mo. 306.1

APPLICATION 0 A PATENT.-U. =. Land
Office, Deadwood, ID. T., March 5, 1885
Notice is hereby given that the Cedar
Rapids Gold Mining company, a corpor-
alton organized under the laws Of Dako-
Ia territory by its president, James Nor
ton, whose postoifice address is Hill City
Dakota, has this day filed its application
for "a patent for fifteen hundred linear
feet Of the Golden Summit Mine or vein
bearing gold with surface ground three
hundred feet in width, situated in Pal
mer mining district, County of Penning-
ton and territory of Dakota, and desig-
mated by the field notes and official plat
| on file in this office as Lot Number four
hundred and nineteen, said Lot No. 4l9
! being as follows, to-wit:
| Beginning at the northwest corner, a
pine post 4x4kx72 inches set in a mound
OF earth marked cor. No. ] on II side
! and lot No. 4l2 on the opposite side
from which u. S. Loo. Mon. No. AZ bears
n 430 80 4l9 feet dist. from corner No.
! | +; thence q 80 l0> $50 feet to corner
No. ,; thence s so l0> W $50 feet TO cor
ner No. 3; thence 8 $50 so e 800 feet to
corner No. 4; thence n 3l0 lG> e $50 feet
tn corner No ); thence n 80 l0\ e $50 fl
to corner No. 6: thence n $50 SOY W 800
feet to corner No. l and place of begin
ming.
Magnetic variation 15o 30> east, con-
tanning 10 33-l00 acres.
The location of this mine is recorded
in the Office Of the Register Of Deeds of
Pennington county, Dakota territory in
book I'D" of Location certificates at
page 39l and the amended location GER
tifcate is recorded in book + of location
certificates of said county at pages 35l.
352 and 353 of said Pennington comfy.
The adjoining claimants are Golden
Summit No. ! on the northwest and the
Cheyenne lode on the southeast, both
owned b. this applicant.
Any and all persons claiming adverse
ly any portion of said Golden Summit
mine or surface ground are required to
file their adverse claims with the Regis
ter Of the United States Land Office at
Rapid City in the county of Pennington
and territory of Dakota during the sixty
days period of publication hereof, or
they will be barred by virtue Of the
provisions of the Statute.
J. p. LUsE, Register.
1t is hereby ordered that the forego-
ing notice of Application for Patent be
published for the period of sixty days,
ten consecutive weeks in the Custer
Chronicle a weekly newspaper publish
ed at Custer City, Dakota.
Mar l4tl0 J.P. LUsE, Register.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
mo. 3OS.]

APPLICATION FOR A PATENT.-U. s. Land
Office, Deadwood. ID. T., March 5, 1885
Nstice is hereby given that the Cedar
Rapids Gold Mining company, a corpor-
alton organized under the laws Of Dako-
ia territory by its president, James Nor
ton, whose postofice address is Hill City,
Dakota, has this day filed his application
for a patent for fifteen hundred linear
feet Of the j. III. Schenk Mine or vein
bearing gold with surfurce ground three
hundred feet in width, situated in Pal
mer mining district, County of Penning-
ton and Territory of Dakota, and desig-
mated by the field notes and official plat
on file in this office as Lot Number four
hundred and twenty one. said Lot no.
42l being as follows, to wit:
Beginning at the northwest corner, n
pine post Al and 5x72 inches set in the
ground and protected by a mound of
rock marked cor No. | on n side and
lot No. 42l on the opposite side, from
which u. S. Loo. Mon. No. AZ bears n
500 4Of w 1909 feet dist. from corner No,
! (; thence S 80 TO- w $50 feet to corner
No. 2; thence S 80 10/ w $50 feet to
corner Nos; thence s'5So5O T. 30Ofeet to
to corner No. 4; thence n 80 lO Z 75(
| feet 10 corner No 5; thence \ 80 lG> +
| $50 feet to corner No. 6; thence n 5S'
50 w 800 feet to corner No. l and place
Of beginning.
Magnetic variation l5o 30r east, con
tanning 10 and 33-l00 acres.
The location Of this mine is recorded
in the Office Of the Register Of Deeds O
Pennington county, hkoes territory, il
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
DEBILITY

DR.. e. c. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN TREAT
MsSr. a guaranteed specific for Hysterin, Dlzzi-
ncss, Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia,
He's fache, Nervous Prostitution caused 10y the use
" .lcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness, Mental De-
preston. Softening Of the Brain resulting IN IN
sanity and leading TO misery, decay ard doo'h'
Premature Old Age. Barrenness, Loss of power
n either sex. Involuntary Losses. nnd Spermat-
orrhus caused by ovsr-exertion OF tio brain, sell
abuse or over-indulgence. Each box contains
FOR s5nU, sent by mail prepaid or receipt OF price.
w. GUARANTEE SIX
10 cure aay case. With each order received by Ne
.end the purchaser our written guarantee to re.
fund the money if the treatment does not eiec'
n cure. Guarantees issued Only by
W0DDARD. CLARK 4 CO.,
Wholesale erad ISotot1
PORTLAND. OREGON.
Orders by rail viii receive prompt attention.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
Notice of Final Proof.
James Hannif, D S 1919

LAND OFFICE AT DEADwooD, u. tt
May 4. 1885. I
Notice is II hereby given that the following nam
ed settler has fled notice Of his intention to
make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the judge
or his absence the clerk of the district court of
Custer county at Custer city D.. T. on July 7 1885,
viz:
James Hannif, D. s. 1897 for the " hf ne or sec
% and W hfsc Or sec 90 tp 6sr7eB IL NJ.
He name the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of,
said land, viz:
Edward Wilson, John Rcynard, Richard Cain,
Ludlow b. Reno OF Buffalo Gap, ID. I.
j. =, LUSE Register
First publication May
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
NOTICE OF FINAL PROOF
Gavin +. Chapman, d. s. 1894
Land Office at Deadwood. OAK, !

Land Office at Deadwood. Dak.,l
April IL, 1885.
Notice is hereby given that the following nam
ed settler has filed notice Of his intention to make
final proof in support Of his claim, ana that said
proof will be made before the Judge or clerk of
the district court for Custer county at Custer city
ID. L. on June 1St. 1885. viz:
Gavin f. Chapman. D. :. 2S2i for the ne or sec
% tp 1 south Of range Z G B IL NJ.
He names the following witnesses 10 prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of,
said land. viz:
James n. Daniel, George Mill, Jacob Mill and
Isaac Enos Of Strater postofice, French creek
station, Custer County, ].
J. 7. LUSE Register.
First publica' On April %, 1885
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
Notice of Final Proof
or Samuel N. Moses ii z. No. 993
LAND OFFICE AT DEApwooD, ID. TT

LAND OFFICE AT DEADwooD, ID. TT
Mar. IL, 1885
To Edwin p. Dunwoody who made ID S 1876 and
to whom ii may concern.
Notice Is herey given that the following-nam-
ed settler has filed notice of his intention to make
final proof in support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before the judge or clerk Of
the district court Of Fall River county ID. Il.
at Hot Springs, u. T., on May D, 1888, viz:
Samuel n. Moses. II + g93 for the W Inf sw Or
and W hf NV or sec 81 TIP 3 3, r 5 eB III NJ.
He names the following witnesses TO prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation Of,
said land, viz;
John Yeager, Edward David, William Cool,
Charles ". Moore, Cascade, D.. T.
J. T.. LUSE, Register.
First publication, Mar 81.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
Notice Of Final Proof
Oh Fayett Bowers, ID 3 No 1921

LAND OFFICE AT DEADwooD, d. IT,
Mar 80, 1885.
Notice Is hereby given that the following-nam-
cd settler has fled notice ofhis intention to make
final proof in support Of his claim.
and that said proof viii be made before the
Judge or clerk Of the district court in and for Gus
ter county at Custer City, d. I. on May 30, 1885
viz:
Fayett Bowers, ID 5 No 1921 for the W hf sc or
ne or sw or and sc or NV or sec Is tip S RE Is
HIM
He names the following witnesses To prove his
continuous residence upon, and cultivation OF
said land. viz;
Patrick Carberry, Frederick Truxes, George
Mill, Waldo Soper, ofStrator =. o., Oak.
J. p, LUSE, Register.
First publication Aprilu
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
TO PRESERVE THE FEALTH
MAGNETIC LUNG PROTECTOR I

PRICE ONLY &C.
They are priceless To LADIES GENTLEMIH
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and cure HEART DIFFICULTIES, COLDS, RHKU-
THgRIA, CATARRH AND ALL DIsRAsr6.
Will WAR any service for THREE YEARS. Are
worn over the under-clothing.
nAnhppU 1t 10 needless to describe the
IN symptoms Of this nauseOuS dis
ease that is eapping the life and strength OF
sexes. Labor, study and research In America.
Europe and Eastern lands. have resulted IN
the Magnetic Lung Protector. afording cure
for Catarrh, Q remedy which contains No
DRUGGIN0 or The SYsTEa, and with the con-
tinuous stream Of Magnetism pcrmeating
through the afflicted organs, MUST RESTORE
THIN TO A HEALTHY ACTION. VIZ PLACE OUR
PRICE for this Appliance 1t less than one
twentieth or the price asked by others for
remedies p which you take all the chances,
and WE ESPECIALLY INVITE the patronage OF
the MANY PERSONS who have tried DRu00INo
THEIR WITHOUT ETTECT.
HOW TO OBTAIN y Tai: dd%R Esnssi.s .n Go .s K
for them. VI they have not got them, write to
the proprieiors, enclosing the price, In letter
at our risk. and they will DO sent to you 1t
Send stamp for the New Departure In Med
ical Treatment WITHOUT MEDICINE with
thousands Of testimonials,
II MAGNETON APPLIANCE Co..
2I8 State Street, Chicago, Ill.
or currency lin letter at our risk with size OF
shoe usually worn, and try q pair OF our Mag
netio lnsoles, and be convinced OF the
power residing In our Magnetic Appliances.
Positively no cold JsI where they are W0rn, "
nsortov reftHId<d.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06

book I'D" of location certificates at page
39l, the amended location certificate is
recorded in the office Of the Register Of
Deeds of said county in book "E" OF
location certificates at pages 355 and 356,
the adjoining claimants are, the Chey.
enne Lode on the \ w. and the j. II.
Schenk No. ! on the s. +.
Any and AL persons claiming adverse
ly any portion ofsaid j. III. Sciienk mine
or surface ground are required to file
their adverse claims with the Register
of the United States Land Office at Rapid
City, in the County of Pennington, Da-
kom Territory, during the sixty DAYS
period of adjudication hereof, or they will
be barred by virtue Of the provisions of
the Statute.
J. p. LUsE, Register.
II is hereby ordered that the forego-
ing notice of Application for Patent be
published for the period Of sixty days,
ten consecutive weeks in the Custer
Chronicle, a weekly newspaper publish
ed at Custer City, Dakota
j. +. LUsE, Register.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
Notice Of Final Proof
Land Office at Deadwood, Oak.
Mar. 10th. 1885,
OfGoorgc NJ. Trimmer. Hid No6l3

OfGoorge NJ. Trimmer. HID No6l3
Notice Is hereby given that the following nam
ed settler has filed notice of his intention 10 make
final proof in support of his claim, and that said
proc will be made before the Judge or clerk OF
the district court for Fall River county at Hot
Springs, d.. T., on May 18th, 1885. viz:
George NJ. Trimmer lid No Cl3 for the n M sc
or and II hf sw er sec "a tp 7sr5eB NJ.
He names the following witnesses to prove hi,
continuous residence upon and cultivation of,
said land, viz.
James s. Shepard, John Wells, Geo. G. Turner
Of Hot Springs and William Brooks of Buffalo
Gap ID. I.
J. P. LUSE, Register
First publication April IL
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06

APPLICATION FOR A pATENT.-U. s. Land
Office, Deadwood. ID. T., March 5, 1885
Natice is herehy given that the Cellar
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
mo. 307.1

APPLICATION FOR A PATENT.-U. >. Land
Office Deadwood, ID. T., March 5, 1885.
Notice is hereby given that the Cedar
Rapids Gold Mining company, a corpor-
alton organized under the laws Of Da-
kota territory by its president James
Morton whose postofice address, is Hill
City, Dakota, has this day filed his APP
| plication for q patent for fifteen humid
red linear feet of the Cheyenne mine or
vein bearing gold with surface ground
three hundred feet in width, situated
in Palmer mining district, county of
Pennington and territory of Dakota and
| designated by the field notes and official
plat on file in this office as Lot number
four hundred and twenty, said Lot No.
APO being as follows, to-wit:
Beginning at the northwest corner, a
pine post 44x49xG7 inches set in the
ground and protected by a mound of
| rock marked corner No. ! on one side
and lot No. APO on the opposite side
! from which L. s. Loo. Mon. No. AZ bears
n 500 W III feet dist. from corner No. ! /;
thence S so lU W $50 feet to corner No.
.: thence S SO 10> w $50 feet to corner
No. 3: thence S $50 50> e 300 feet to cor
ner No. 4; thence II 80 l0> @ $50 feet to
| corner No. :; thence n 80 10> G 750 feet
to corner No. 6; thence n so so W 800
! feet to corner No. ! and place of begin
ming.
Magnetic variation l5o so east con-
tanning 10 33-l00 acres.
The location Of this mine is recorded
in the office of the Register of Deeds Of
Pennington county Dakota terry in book
| Cof location certificates at page 472, the
amended location thereof is recorded in
book + at pages 3o3 and 354 Of location
certificates Of said Pennington county.
The adjoining claimants are Golden
Summit mine on the NV and the j. II.
Schcnk mine on the southeast, both
owned by these applicants.
Any and all persons claiming adverse
" any portion Of said Cheyenne mine or
surface ground are required to file their
| adverse claims with the Register of the
United States Land Office at Rapid City
in the county Of Pennington, Dakota
territory during the sixty days period of
publication hereof, or they will be bar
red by virtue Of the provisions of the
Statute.
J. p. LUsE, Register.
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
Notice Of Final Proof
William N. Dean, d. s 1855.

LAND OFFICE AT DEADwooD, d. T.
March 2, 1885.
Notice IL hereby given that the following nam
ed settler has filed notice of his intention to
make final proofin support of his claim. and
that said proof will be made before the judge
or clerk of the district court Of Custer county ID.
T. at Custer City, ID T, on April %, 1885,
viz;
William N. Dean, d. s. 1855 for the G hf Sc or
continuous residence upon and cultivation OF,
said land, viz:
Lewis Everly Of Harvey r o, Oak, Lewis
Downy Of Strater Pc, Oak, John Smith and Isaac
Enos Of French Creek = 0. Oak.
J T. LUSE. Register.
First publication, March,
Custer chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, Black Hills, D.T. [S.D.]) 1880-1890, 1885-06-06
J. P. LUsE, Register.

It is hereby ordered that the forego-
ing notice Of Application for Patent be
published for the period of sixty days,
ten consecutive weeks in the Custer
Chronicle a weekly newspaper publish
ed at Custer City, Dakota.
Mar l5t1O j. p. LUsE, Register.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-02-14

SPRINGFIELD, ONT, is responsible for the
citizenship ola man who has invented an
automatic boxer The inventor has ex-
pressed desire to pit hisautOmatic against
Boston's notorious representative OF the
brutal sport which was once called the
manly art Of selE.iefenee" Machines that
arc stronger than human bone and muscles
are easy enough 10 make, and there have
been automatons clever enough to work out
abstruse mathematical problems, to play
good exhibition game OF checkers, to evolve
more or less evident mechanical music
from an instrument. 0Ie Of the most nee
essa-y factors in the making up Of the ath-
lets, and especially the boxer, is combi-
nation of courage and obstinaey eOmPre-
heusirely called heart" If the inventive
Kanuck can invent his wooden man with
this quality his pugiist might have some
show. Otherwise the strong boy OF Boston
would knock the automatic out and con-
temptuously bundle his disjOinted igneous
ramai, 9 over the ropes.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-02-14

THE sentimental dodge sometimes fails
to work. 1t was sn iguominious failure in
the case of WILLIAM LAROS, Of Council
Bluffs, Nebraska WILLIAM has been living
for some time with bis wife and mother-iu-
Law. and the two women have treated him
rather shabbily. One day last week the
husband rebelled against too much bossism
and two much moiherin-law, and LETT the
house. As he did not return the women
concluded TO put up q job. Mrs. LAsoS
powdered her face, disrobed and went to
bed, her mother spreading sheet over her.
A message was then sent to WILLIAM In
forming him that his wife was dead. In
stead of rushing home in q state Of frantic
grief the prosecuted man eoOuY told the
messenger that be was id glad He
notified the coroner and that officer went to
the house with an undertaken. At the fHt
touch the corpse sat up with . wild yell and
the two men fed from the premises in 8
state Of excitement bordering on jimjsms,
Intelligence OF the true condition Of affairs
was promptly conveyed to the beresTed hus-
band, and when that gentleman took in the
situation he swose until the atmosphere was
filed with blue streskS Of profanity, and
wound up by getting .gloriously drunk to
drown his genuine sorrow.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-02-14
TIE CBEsrNUrs OF COMMERCE.

Fall River Advance: The best door
springs are made out Of old minstrel jokes.
They are so everlasfingly tough.
Texas SiftiugS Chestnut: A youth whose
suit VAS rejected by pretty girl says he
has discovered tho author OF The Besutl-
fuIs No"
Scmerville Journal This has been 8
gocd year fer chestnuts,' said dealer to
reporter. The unfortunate readers of some
of the professionally funny papers won
need any urging to make them believe it
Arkansaw Traveller: Congressman to
contemporary-"What are you readingT
81 am looking over the encyclopedia. Go
ing TO make 8 speech and want to get a
lev old Jokes that everybody can under
stand. After / get EN- OF and make a
national reputation come around and see
me-"
Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph: Do my
writings meet with popular recognition
sir?' the hired joker asked the managing
editor. "Oh, yes; frequently see them
used in the medical almanac, replied the
latter, and the hired joker has since been
trying to End ont what he meant.
Pittsburgh Chronicle. Telegraph: A Sad
Eyed Joke called on q Phonny man in
search Of employment Where have you
been employedY asked the Phonny man.
"Chicsgo, sir" replied the Ssd-Eyed Joke.
Were you born Ihere9' 'No sir; l was
stolen when young and never had my birth
place revealed to Toe"