The Red Cloud chief., 1885-01-16
HE Red CLouf.,o,
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- fcE sIs@!Dg nor V..Hcsl pcrs9iSs.DH-
NsrrBcs-Nos guilty % sccou4: o! In
r~pity.
n yorng lady vlo Wa Blamed for
allowing ser glove 70 TO discovered 10
sycrng mans poc1e. stated that she
had no hErd ia t.
The hail dollaroi 1925 /. rot rsr-."
says = Philadelphia authority. Indeed,
NO. H. 1. tho BALI dollaroi 1884 :has 10
r-sa--CcurtcTJsnr.R
A lore hun. ise., 10 jersey City
= Wedaesday. J: ~ss probably ~.sslou.
o. tie coaekrGGu's ~tttcuiioa ~ tie
young lad'es D. the family.
Several young girls Lave bnen an
pointed station agert. ia .'uacsota,
and engineers are keeping o aia'p
lcOscu. Tor mic ,,i,ced q. tclies.
'.Dc cats thinkP" queries . writer.
Yes. tbey.somci:mes think the m.n IN
the window with th. n;ght-cap on Il a
mighty poor sae: With . Lootiack.
A li.u. boy complainedto bis mother
shs. the teacher cozidn't remember his
Bams. "Wh;n she sfesks to n:e, ne
Gays. "sls always cal. me Silence"
A Detroit nan is wr@ing abou. kisses
In literature. There csnpo:. however.
he MUCK D,o-. kfssin, -. literature M
I'll more lsdies sh:l. IA put upoa tho
editorial btaE.
sc.s g.re lnYeGteI bcfor- tho Christian
srn. This fact makes e I'll tho more
yetaxrksLi. thE' . Christian era shoull
have ever arrsreG-EorrtytouN I>rGA&
"Csptsiai Csptain!" cr.oc tho per7.
ses srarel.-, .';ec vessel T. ,ink:uc;
TT, sure !. is" Calm yourseli. ny
dear sir" replied ths Capt.in, 1--WE
have als-ge iDsurarce o. tie cargo"
"L land k;ch in Vermont" nakcI ,
specul tor - I'D Old Green NorHtaip
farmer. :'Fou just Lot It is!' was The
reply. ~ tie trees want 50 s:unrci
ths ciaefs co".dn't yet ~ a. rIii'-
Earhnsso1 Fres PSe:s.
ooh. 1 90 So dots cs tbs sea-" .he
Cureiod. II you only had n yacht,
Au5ustus dfar!" Il h'vs 10 yacht.
WilhelmiDa,s' Rs si.hed, 'bu. I can
1--WE Won q iit.ls snack." AMI then it
scgrdsi SIS II cork had blown out o.
q bottle.
ye-y zig boy-"Pleass. Miss B'.rk.
1ton't think .a.her w"nli Ike 20 haF,
ire .k.pt IL after scbool." Pretty
young tencher-"iVhy not. IL no knows
!; is to- breaking tho rulesf" Big ooy
--''this is lesp year, You know" Sbo
let him Of.
Auew book is entitled "'Ehor. GAY
iags 6 great ineu." When nre We
to have tbs Crest Sayings OF short
l'saP' We asiot this question Of q
Little man wAo came into TIE Office the
Other day. ard he says such . book
would be too lar.s for sny binding.
-taker-.tielio. bub. Hrxrs
:hst YOU vo got the-es" Small boy
"a toy pistol Undertske:--''An
night; wat o miIute." Goes in pDd
gets :. tape measure and measures the
toy's hcight.) Tell your fa,hcr that
l VIII DO s-ound abort G o'clock TO
mako the necessary aI.aIgeinents."-
Jorlsryto1 Free IFes..
Professor Erch, q scien.;.. CT
Prague. is reported 10 have carried the
art If instantaneous photography 20
the poiu. of securing photographs Of .
bNhiIa IL Y A3aHlb Llf~ 10 IpNr.Ss,
a few yssra hence, Gher thu g.. of pho
Biography ia still further developed. 10
taGe & Photograph Of = New York
hank edice- in his fi.it 70 Canada
Gorrsst9C.. Eerr!d.
In 8 Boston rsper il o iady's adre--
tseuert FOL . careful r,sn 10 LOOK
sster the house and DO company for
be- deg dUrug her nbsence ia Europe"
II takes 3 pretty good man O DE coo-
PAM for = hrst-c-sss dog Rpv whers; 20
10 company for Boston dog would tax
the accomplishments Of the best man
tina. ever eoEpc.st for bsnca-shor
honors.
4 predatory coyote attempted TO
mako q Ce.. OF a calf only six weeks
old, belonging 70 q ranch in Hermit
Valley, Alcine county. but tbs plUcky
young bovine uperT-c.edly turned The
tables on its carriyeTous &7,a:iant, kill
81 tho brute ard vas found IN the
morning s,i. trsnping on the csrcass
of tbs dead coyota.-S1s FraDcisca
CErcnALe
John 3. Gorgh's cure Cor .!eepies&
ness is to pitch IL AID work II OF. lie
tells how Lyman f.cecLer had 8 load Of
sapa in his cellar, and after evening
service he would shovel Il trom one
side tc the ether. and by Ibis exercise
he could one down She fever OF kis
brain. Then be would ge, out his VIC
lin and scoths himself Il sleep with
amstear fioiilg.
'rSIll you please give me , crust OF
stale bread without any butter oE ite'
pleaded q tramp. The wouasa locked
st him pityinglY. why, ny poor Eel
low" shs said. .'you might ask for
something better than that ] can
give you soms nice fresh bread. just
baked. If you would rather have it,"
"No." be replied, waving his hand
sadly. "such things are Hot for nc.
There was & time when - but al!
never mind. I'm & man whose smbi-
bition 10 CONS. and who has accepted
hopes defeat BesiGes, I'm troubled
with indigestion"
Henry Irving ssvs Ct al the people
on earth. the American people eat with
the mos. Intelligence. Il 10 plain to
zee that Mr.. Irving u.:ns well, but it
can't De possible Inst he hal ever watch
cd Dur people pacalyZs 9 sixty-miaute
meal in twenty minutes nc = railroad
saloon or he never would have msde
that remark. When Americans ps.take
of q tventy-minufe railroad dinner in
diligence takes . vacation. Every
thing is doue on the ge:-there-E li-plan. |
and he who eats tho most Is considered
the best man.-Peck's Sun.
Some time ago the Corporation Of
AYR acquired some old property, upon
~h;cL thsy resolved 10 erect new build. .