Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-03-10

eihu,-i, J-st ID near L. iSie lti LEI IaCils,
of course-ws all have-was capricious and
a little Eau ;Ety at TINES; besides which she
was absolutsly useless from a utility stand
point-di,p1se to an idle, far nen;e life, as
Il She said All The worlds a stage, and !
am the audience. Amuse me Still, have
often thought, "a | hung on O chair in her
chamber AM watched her be:or. the mirror,
that no one could be more beautiful Aha.
SEE You grow more interested; but prom
| Use you that you shall hear no betrayal Of
the secrets Of such slnctulry, young mani
As said before. my first acquaintance
with polite society began at q large ball,
and was first usi-red into a dres in room
waere numbers of my fellow hoops were
jo.tliny each other. while their mistresses
pinned tloance., ted slippers, bru mel, fr!z-
lied, and trettei in ante ballroom anxiety.
heard con.u ion Of Whisper a. follows:
"'Whs: lovely tram
P.ease pin my iich;L'
"'Wtipm did you come WITH
where arc .ny Siipp,r>E
Il jns: know every bit of the curl is gone
( Jut Of M hair
Hurry up, C.rl', aud let me primpr
How does my skirt hang. etc. etc.
All, # my mistress could Only see how her
/ skirt hangs gov, nii sh. fini p!ty for an
/ Old servant, and take Ia down.
( All IF this was, cs c"ur = very III vel
( and Very pleasan; Il fne. We-my mistress
/ and finally got down stairs, AM stood IN
"A long line OF IeOple which seemed to ter
/ inmate NJ one emf Of the drawing Us
/ If ". were Spectators AMI tae ticket office
| was there. | couldn't understand il at all
until heard Mi, Valars say:
Good eyeai1- Mr. Cos iper. What a
! lovely party! 80 good you are 10 yolns
people. They positively ought 10 adore sou
here's on that does
Then, when we pa. sed by, she went on
in an aside u her par.ner: Thank goodness,
that is over and we can euj : curseives.'
There's ONLY one tsiny worse in this
world he replied 'lnI that's when You
file past a bride ana gro IN at q lar e
welding for tns 2l.s.i purpose Of con
gratulatioos. You havs S,r Of slowly
approaching doom : II d,rIny fear That
the man in front OF yol and the map .e-
hind you will say ezactir wat
you are going t. say; agi. a
consequence e, when YOU reach tn coupe. yol
mutter something which no oae a,ir for
which you are thanzful-yGu $ .aSe h..n Is
with counterfeited frrvor and s!nS away
sadness. Or else YOU prepare little spa.
that is rather original-sluite neat, in :ac-
and j1t in the opening sentences tn isr. -
answerin, what SIZE supposeS is the Ii uil IN
beciiity, interrupts with. Thank you. I'm
very glad to see you. ct. Result the sam
as before
Then they laughed and | began to
wonder why they did these things. when my
train of thought was ru iely broken by bo ng
whirlei rounI AM round, Jumped against
h. -la =ia.,a %
cru.hei almost fiat i'll collision win ne IL
bers OF ny own family. ani o-iisrw.-e IlIi-
treated rDis was very perl,lexii:. at the
time, though | have since learned t-a- they
were waiting, AM thess were the
ne essary incidents TO that p,s-
time. remember particularly on.
pair Of trousers-;ny mistress cancel vita
item, or. l should say, with their . { luIat
which ran against me cruelty, an -lc.n 4
to be in trepiiation AMI uncertain rs =
where they GU sht to step-the de-! irI b 4 =
usually disastrous. | could NJ, acc.-.l .o.'
this, my mistress kept say ~ L .i.iiI:
How nicely you dance | nsse. saw ANY
one Improve 80 much. AMI UiaDy such
pimentS. nor was the matter explain /
when he went away, ai:hnu IN Il yoIH IA II
who sat by Us waisp.re /. " no wa I.it
fri;htiu, dancer you In jG,- now! aII'in'
mistr - replied naiv-.y; - Coupon 3 ~ /;
!on't you Know him ~ wnI-i thcy Do.l
laugh l quite heartily, MIA u nv a:naz
menC
1t i>g AZ. unaeces AIRY or TIE 10 dstiii
tn. maa- n.w AMI euc alt III. thing. |
learned IN this, my first -5-I=l cSii-t,..I,,..
the many witty and ia te.In -p-'c ~,
made t. II, by Young meI, the c..a.r mag
way in which | AMI my sisters cungr- ,a,c d!
b,ethsr wan ". weTs tired o. dancing,
All -qu,ezad each othsr into affcc' iolatc
proX nifty on SOFA, AMI easy-cna.r; L.
rockies, way in watch we failed TO cover II
pretty >li?perei feet, and the aim;rab.e TACT
with which We ncealei large or fla one !
Nor i it neces,ar, t. dwell on tle c.ulus =
We liza ie or tie havoc We wrou IA dn,ls
masculine heart.
Stay! Their vas one whom ! VII men-
ton. curly -hairel young gentleman, Of
who's ie't never once lo-t EI;. ;, cio-.iS
did lie pu-,us u He scented u Os dancing
Oh air when W. -v2lzei with him. an
heard him nlurmIr: For love j, hs,ven.
AMI heaven j, lrye'-tnc trus Application O,
wiiIcl dld not a; that tims appeal T. ma
He took u u tis re- reshGIeHt-rppIn AMI IN .
his eagernsss T. supply lis w..h ev.rytlin. I
eatlale ma lagsi II upset a FIats II t-rrap.I /
On hls trousers w1icl I'D SaAp sssui.I E
not t. d.mpen his spirit, n; al. though it I
csr-Ijnly injured Ia, appsaraa D As we
vet down the stairs aSa.a | ianciei he I
! B.. ny !ady'> hand rather lo-ger and more 1
..llaiy than hsr safety i man Ic J.. bug sh,
d!tersari sail she excuse II, ~ she felt (
sure II w-.s 5he champagne. AMI IN the enl .
III, dsvo;iJn was rewarded b. seat IN our
carriage a. We returned home Her, also II
seemed T. me that | was ulc5mfortably i
crampsi, although the seat on which M
lady and the curl, --hairesi gentleman sat +
Wa quite large, AMI | ianciei that the
smell o. stevei tsrrapia Wa un;ieasai. y .
c.ose uus /; NAV have been tie cham
pa-ne IT nIay have been mistaken, as
neves nsar nor say anything aaoI; t.
What followed during til4 next few Wee.
"a; the season wouli b. m,-, O. Is \ repeti-
{, N 81 tbs iorason- We w--s N whi-l
OF gaye-y. aud ] s-ol wore II tie Esacheris
watch made me wonder q: many things
saw at my frs; haL We went Z innumsr-
able parJies. AMI 10 dinners, an / drives. AMI
fetes. AMI tro.ics 81 ali SORTS. till beams
very mach att4o..ei 10 ms mistress an alb
.o-bei N hsr beauty. he curly-aai-el
toung gentleman WAS constantly 81 nv sie
l should dsS1graEe his attentions
i had not fully IN IL up nv --ili when
The great crisis OF nv life came. Orc .v-a-
Ia az n. tsa-tabl Mrs. valere-ocr man.
Ins, s stout, COMEDY Iaat-oa-vas reai.l.
- &c KIND o; n magazine. AMI I heari ses
say: Valentine nv mistress uams J..
Valentine, :! -ce that hoops fo- youn- eJri-
are going cat I. " Is. o, coarS.. tAouEd: !.
while =. sir. 70 OCT the hoops mus: 3 &C;
,1ofl Sac cJn,.naei. i sas talk
Ing L. Mrs Fauylsaeu today. All
ne sal her g.rl. iU;en led % drop them
.'Ceria.a,g' thought / hey c5Gli hardly
lake Shera ~ oTs- tle5- leads Ms
Nalsre went q Al! III - a - rse: Yea
90. my girls ilks b drst IN TIE fash on
M ;aas ia al Il - A'oI,s 10 improve tk=lr
'cn'oGF, Ike many ocn.--,7' The lea
sasd Valentine, laughing. and sEpp.a>e ~
ii YOU not - tainS OK changing your ,
s1asa-er'- 4 YOU fsa7sI The ioss soalI lie
saet from Der aIFearas-c, p.d1t BE. ,
ham ma About HAT. Tepi.si Mr. T=lsre.
IL: assar,i Der n ray tian5est tens tia; ,
loor--kl-ls Eere less h~c1nla- n sis,ll.r :
/! cate giE.> taAs = st1at, aesay. short I
Ss.sss,i oas,; -, Il Ter dear GERS were gong
% laV iasi-. g. t-s sAs..- IEGaz-Ea- you oua1 !