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New-York tribune., 1885-03-08
THE BABY OF THE FUTURE.
From Punch.
Nurse.

From Punch.
Nurse.
How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour.
And gather honey all the day
From every opening n0wer'
Baby (cohly)-
How does the little bee do ;hisf
Why. by an impulse blind.
Cease then, TO praise good WORKS OF suon
An automatic kind.
Nurse.
Let dogs delight to bark and bite.
For Heaven hath made them So.
Let hears and lions growl and nght,
For tits their nature To.
Baby dronically)-
Indeedt A brutal nature, then,
Excuses brutal ways.
Unthinking girl you little know
The problems that you raise.
Nurse continuing.
But. children You should never let
Your angry passions rise
Your little hands were never mado
To tear each others eyes.
Baby (contemptuously)-
Not mnde To tear Well, what OF tnasS
No more, at first, were claws.
All comes by adaptation, fooll
No need OF Final Cause.
And N we use the hands 10 tear,
Just as the nose tn SMELL
Ere many ages have gone ~
They'll do 1t very well.
Nurse.
Tom, Tom, the Pipers son.
Stole n pig, and away he run
Baby Creproachfully)-
Come, come Away he +" rum
Grammar condemns what you've just done"
Should we not read. "The Piper's man
Stole a pig and away he RAM
Nurse,
Hush-a-by. Baby,
On the tree-top,
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks
The cradle Will fall:
Down will come baby
Cradle and all.
Baby (slylyl.
This, but truth
80 familiar, you Sec
As hardly TO need
Illustration In inc.
Nurse.
Twinkle, twinkle, little start
How wonder what you arsI
Baby tpityingly,.
Do you really wonder, janet
Aud TO me all seems so plainl
Go downstairs, my girl. ana nnd
Books wherowith to improve your mIuot
And II heavenly bodies then
Still remain beyond your ken.
You had better 20 and Ak
Good Professor Parallax.
Nurse.
Bye, Baby-bunting.
Fathers gone a-hunting,
All TO get rabbits skin
To wrap the Baby bunting In.
Baby (stcrny).
The cruel sport OF hunting
To moral sense IL stuntinSj
And since papas objection
To useful vvisccton
COnvicts him, ~ IL seems 70 mo-
OF signal Inconsistency,
must with thanks decline the skin
For wrapping Ba0y-buntingin.
uts Nurse to bed Scene closes.
New-York tribune., 1885-03-08
ADVANCING SPRING

with Ito sudden Of weather. often causes dersas
mcnt Of tho digestive and 6tiousness and siss s
cites the impurities blood. which show themselves -
cutaneoas srupous pimpes and boiA Hoods So
sspsris regulates the digestion and expes ~
impurities from the blood.
my son suffered from spring debility and loss Of syvse
but health he began To taks heoa
sarsaparillA" MRS. ITALIA SMITH sesessvn's ~ Il
BILl0UsNEss CURED
"Dsnas the sprins and summer w.s troubled WIN oa
iousnesa and loss of appetite Iwas advised TO Try HesGe
cs-,,. And ad 40 with the best rcsuIta have
nspded n % great many sf customer 70 when u has
eyeu entire satsfscsoa." =. X NoWLAND DraggDs
indianapolis Ind
.rbavs used Hoods sarsapara for ofliousasss tAink
rrsss remedy for that complaint" J. W. ABBOTT AaA
chester. n. H.
Hoods SarsaparilIa
Sold BY ali drussistA q, dx fsr o. hass salr
By c. l. HOOD CO. Apothscsraea Lowell Ma
100 Deses Ono DellaS
New-York tribune., 1885-03-08
THE PRA CTICAL END OF SOCIALISM.

rdaper's assistant in Loudon, who was In the habit
with his masters cOgnizance OF attending worknene
Sociastic meeting neglected for week two to attend
the meetings. and the following dialogue took place
between master and Master" Well. John, and
how that you have not kept up your attendance at
the SOcalistic meetings T. John rather coniusedyl-
Well, sir, don't think shall 30 any more Master
- But how Is that, John !"
john" have found out sir. that the scheme IL noe
ouite SO fair as thought It At the last meeting
atten aed We calculated how much there would be for
every one when everything was divided up. and We
have so In the bank"
New-York tribune., 1885-03-08
ExpEMPORIzED MARIA 0E.


The magnificent extravaganza or the late khedtve "
well exempied in tue small palace hc built Tor the
Empress Eugene, and which has never been occupied
since. Here, too, instance OF thorough OfIent4
arbtrariness occurred. The EmI ress, while thanking
the khedive for the magnificent reception he had given
her. happened TO say that tho only thing she had n0e
eeen Arab marriage. Indeed" said the
Khediys, this shall soon be remedied" so he sent for
the hareln presented him with large dowry. aud tod
the astosed official that everything was to DO ready IN
two days.
Accordingly, the second day there was . grand
marriage aFArQbe. The Empress was greatly pleased
and the A. d. c., a man more European than Egyp-
tian. and who spoke several European languages
splcndidly, found himself indss0u5ly attached 10 .
yahOnedan wife, while all along 1t had been the dream
OF his life to marry European lady one educated IKE
bimself and with whom he could associate but ne
knew he dared refuse, and accident settled
his whole future life.
New-York tribune., 1885-03-08
CURRENT ANECDOTES.
A COURrE0Us CAE.

Pom TAS Nasshsstsr Tsmsa.
member of the Geological Society saya: once -
cat who always sat up tho dinner table VIII me- ana
had his napkin rod hts neck and bis plate ana zone
fish, He used his paw, OF course, but he was very pet
ticular, and behaved with extraordinary deoorum.
When he had finished his fish sometimes gave him
piece OF mine. :.
One day lie net to be found when the dinner bell
rang began without him. Just the plates we're
put round for the entree puss came rushing upstairs and
srrang into his chair. with two mice In his mouth
Before he could be STOPPED he dropped q mouse on 70
his own plate and then que to mfne lie divl0ed ME
dinner with me, as I had divided mno with him.
New-York tribune., 1885-03-08
ZONE MORE FOR THE LIFEBOAT CREW.

fPuts Nurse to bed. Scene closest
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-02-20
Literary JOurney-wOrk.

From an article on Oliver Wendell
Holmes, by Edmund c Steadman, in
the February Century, we quote the
follwinp: Il have laid stress upon
the need of a market to promote liter
ary activity, but it is worth while to
note how far. At certain times and in
special cases, too ready sale tends to
lower the grade of ideal work. This
NAV even now be observed, On the
one hand, new writers certainly are
brought out by the competition be-
tween our thriving publishers OF books
and periodicals; on the other, those
who prove themselves capable, and
are found available by the caterers,
are drawn into a system of over-meth-
odical production at stated intervals.
The stint is furnished regularly; each
year or half year the new novel is
thrown off, cleverly adapted to the
popular taste. Ideal effort is deaden-
ed; the natural bent of a poetic mind
is subordinated to labor that is paid.
The hope, patience, ASPIRATION that
should produce masterpiece are cast
aside. If there be a general advance
il is monotonous, and on the expence
of individual genius. My deduction is
that matter supplied regularly for a
persistent market, though of high
order of journey-work, is not improp-
erly designated by that name.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-02-20
Bow of the Burning Deck.

Few but know the very pretty pie ce
of poetry by Mrs. Hemans, "Casabl-
anca," commencing 1.-The boy stood
on the burning deck. The poetess
states that the lad was the son OF the
admiral commanding the flagship
L'Orient, which took fire and exploded;
that Young Casabianca persisted in the
explosion, refusing to quit the position
allotted him by his father, pending the
battle of the Nile. l have been looking
into the Official account of the incident
The admiral was Brueys, who was
wounded in the head and hand early
in the action. He continued to give
orders until cut in two by cannon
ball; he uttered the request to be al
lowed to expire on deck, which he did
in the course of some minutes.
Ctoyen Casabianca, the father OF
the poetic hero, then took command;
his son was MILDLY, but only aged
ten, not thirteen. At that period lads
entered the navy very young. Casabl-
anca W as also deputy. Pending the ac-
ton his son was by his side; the father
was mortally wounded in the head by
splinter and became insensible; he
gave no iniunctions to his son, but the
latter would not the less quit his
wounded parent. BY this time the ship
was on fire. Several of the sailors'had
left and saved themselves on spars TIL
picked up by the English boats. AIDED
by the purser young Casablanca anu
his father were lowered down by
piece of a mast floating by. but they
had only got a short distance from the
12O-gun Orient when she blew up ana
nothing more was seen of the Casabi-
ancas.
''But the noblest thing that perished tnere
Was that yo' ng, ia thful heart"
Paris Cor. Netoark. IN J.l Adrertiser.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-02-20
Panic-Stricken Troops at Shiloh.

From General Grants illustrated &C.
count of the Battle of Shiloh in the
February Century we quote the follow
ing: 1.-The nature of this battle was
such that cavalry could not be used in
front; therefore formed ours into
line, in rear to stop stragglers, OF
whom there were many. When there
would be enough of them to make a
show, and after they had recovered
from their fright, they would be sent
to reinforce some part of the line which
needed support, without regard to
their companies, regiments, or bri'
gades.
"On one occasion during the day,
rode back as far as the river and met
General Buell., who had just arrived; |
do not remember the hour of the day,
but at that time there probably were
as many as four or five thousand strag-
glers lying under cover OF the river
bluff, panic-stricken, most of whom
would have been shot where they lay,
without resistance, before they would
have taken muskets and marched to
the front to protect themselves. The
meeting between General Buell. and
myself was on the dispatch-boat used
to run between the landing and
Savanna. 1t was but brief, and rela-
ted specially to his getting his troops
over the river. AS we left the boat
together, Buell's attention was attract
ed by the men lying under cover OF the
river bank. l saw him berating them
and trying to shame them into joining
their regiments. He even threatened
them with shells from the gun-boat
near by. But it was all to no effect.
Most of these men afterward proved
themselves as gallant as any of those
who saved the battle from which they
had deferted. | have no doubt that
this sight impressed General Buell.
with the idea that a line of retreat
would be good thing just then. II he
had come in by the front instead OF
through the stragglers in the rear, he
would have thought and felt differ
emily. Could he have come through
the Confederate rear, he would have
witnessed there a scene similar to that
at our town. The distant rear OF an
army engaged in battle is not the best
place from which to judge correctly
what is going on in front. In fact
later in the war, while occupying the
country between the Tennessee and the
Mississippi, learned that the panic in
the Confederate lines had not differed
much from that within our own. Some
of the country people estimated the
stragglers from Johnston's army as
high as 2O,O00. Of course, this was an
exaggeration.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1885-02-20

denouncing President Arthur for his
want of cooperation before election,
but now discovers that st. John beat
Mr.. Blaine and he now wants to Kill
him. The fact is, not only Mr.. Clark
son, but all with whom he was as
sociated. were willing to make any
terms till Mr.. Blaine came to Ohio,
but such unbounded enthusiasm sur
rounded him everyw here in the West
that his friends believed Mr.. Blaine
would carry the whole country by
storm, aud one could hear from all
quarters, "We've got it in spite of
Arthur, in spite of Conkling, in spite of
st. John and in spite of the dudes OF
the Curtis tribe"
They lost their heads. they threw
paper wads while the Democrats and
prohibitioners were firing solid shot.
If Mr. Clarkson had carried out the ar
raneemsnts suggested by me, Mr. ST.
John would have made two or three
speeches in New York and then came
to Kansas, and Blaine would have been
elected, but he remained in New York
state and spoke some forty times
and Blaine was defeated, and there is
the rub.
Mr.. Blaine was defeated by the
weakness of the committed that con-
trolled the destiny of the Republican
party. MIR. Clarkson would be wise to
let the dead past bury the dead, and
watch for living future rather than
by making an lass" of himself. Make
the living future as dead rs the past
already is. l tried TO serve the Re-
publican party. | sought to avert a
danger l knew imminent and none
knew better than Clarkson. | was re-
warded by Clarkson styling me st.
Johns "huckster."
Mr.. Clarkson tried to play sharp,
but learned when too late, he was
handling
A TWO EDGED TOOL,
and by his own ignorance of its use and
his egotism in trying to use it, his OWE
flesh was badly lacerated. He now
wants vengeance.
L have herein made full statement
of my connection with the republican
campaign just closed.
The conversations are given from
memory. | have mentioned no names
1t was not not necessary to do so.
leave the people to judge whether
was st. john '.huckster' or whether
sought to save the republican party
under the direction of Mr. Clarksor
and those with whom he was asso
ciated.
CSigned.1 JAMES F. LEGATE.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
Dots from smokey Town.

SMoKEY3ToWN, june s, 1885.
The O'Neal School, located in this
thrifty community. has closed.
We have preachin g arrangements to
suit aIl-the Baptists have preachine g
the fourth Sunday, By Rev.. Yilliams
preaching every second Sunday at o..
Neal Sunday school 1T each place.. s..
Tie health Of fonr community is pretty
fair.
Mrs. Nancy Doininick is quite sick.
We hope it Will be Of short duration and
that she may be permitted to regain hcT
usual health.
Uncle Bill says the spall grain crop
is very good. He should know. as he is
4 close observer of crops Of all kinds.
Luther Fellers has new buggy, high
top at that, and l guess that means
something. Time will only tell.
Mr.. Brannan has been busy painting
in this part OF the county for some time.
He is painting Mr.. Wilson Longs house
at present. He says this is a very poor
country; that the people don't know
anything and have no education. But ]
venture to say one thing. If the people
are limited in education, and the land is
poor, they are more than apt to pay
what they promise. Honesty, is their
motto, and duty before pleasure.
We have heard nothing from our. o.
Neall correspondent Tor some time.
What's up?
Mr., Luther Long has been engaged in
making grain cradles, and has shipped :.
great many this season to different
points, and sold largely for home use.
News Is 4 little illt at this season.
I had the pleasure OF hearing the Hon.
James n. Lipscomb's address before the
Prosperity High School on the 9TH. 1t
was plain and forcible, and full OF good
sense. He was Us cheerful as IN '7G.
He is a regular war horse. DOTS.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
DunIap's sChampion" Stylographic Pen

A person who has never used Stylographic
Pen, c:.nno: possibly know lis value or convc-
nicCce, or he would certainly procure one at
any price. We have used i Pen, 2rc>entcd TO
uS by MI L. E. Dunlap, of Boston, Mass, for
over two years and now we intend 10 send for
one OF the new "Cbampion" Pens recently pat
cntcd by Mr. Dunlap, as we are advised that it
contains valuable improvements; one Of the
Improvements being compound spiral spring
formed from tube OF hard rubber, while 9TH
er Stvlographic Pens have fine gold wire or
metallic springs, which soon rot and corrcde.
This newly invented Pen is unanimously el-
dorsed by the trade as giving perfect satisfac-
ton to their customers. and many say, ii is the
only Stylographc Pen worth having At any
price.
In order 10 successfully introduce 10 the pubs
lie this new and valuable Pen, the manufaciur-
er's Dunlap Stylographic Co ,)296 Wash 'ngton
Srreet, Boston, Mass ,offer (tor shor: time
only 10 send by return mail. TO any address
in ,he Z. S q Champion Pen, months Sup
ply ofink, and a beautiful gold mounted pen
Gil, on receipt Of the price of The Pen, which is
50 90 each for plain, and 50 SO each for gold
mounted.
The Champion Pen is the same in style and
finish as Pens sold everywhere at $50 and
SI.00. 1t
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18

you, about one year hence we will
need some State nominations, and if
any changes are made now arise to
nominate for Governor a second
Wade Hampton, and that man is
James n. Lipscomb. For fear /
may tire some of your readers With q
long letter, and your printers may
need a plate of ice cream TO escape
their wrath, if any they have. Il will
close for another quarter.
Your old Newberrian,
j. WM. FOLK.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
HOT WEATHER !!

Such as Cassimercs, Worsteds, Drap
D'Ete, Seersucker, Alapaca, Liners &c.
Also a line Gents Underwear OF India
Gauze, Lisle Thread and Balbriggan.
Half-hose in Fancy Lisle Thread, Silk
and Balbriggan.
Gents Fine Shoes a specially in Con
gress Caters and Low Quarters in Cali
Skin. Goat and Matt Kid in all the lead
ing Styles, Slippers and Dancing Pumps
for gentlemen, in fact everything gen,
tleman needs can be found at this En-.
porium OF Fashion. All orders promptly
attended to.
NJ. L. KINARD,
Columbia, S. &.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
from the Dissectjno po,

CONTACTED nes s1sen Specific for blood poison
While was al mndiodS msdea college at dissection
10 say that it gave me speedy and ~ ,fas ate:1
dois, oie alter my parents had spent bnnJogn JJo9ugn
tu;a U;mFs lor treatment. NV arm was su.nTi OF
%,es wo us usua! size. and as nothing beueI 10
wv as uespaIrlns ofeYer being cpred Ppe INC
~ me s. s: S., bought bo,,Ie n.at, 1s..'
hen.n ns woud derive any benefit fro,, ;. .i'le
ing has .ah!ns 1t resn arly, and soon the swell ~,
S ,a;, "Ssan 10 6" down and the arm ce,se% o%e.l-
sirt 'be continued its USE and after 10
'.s1t 'o''ies was thoroughly cured . 'aA ifss
Now,r. AUG UsrUs Wendell ND
Newark, n. j., Jan. 8, 1885. ~ =.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
THE SOUTHERN WOMAN.
WRITTEN FOR THE SOUTHERN woMA

WRITTEN FOR THE SOUTHERN ,WOMAN-l
Rise in thy own pure lrstre, Southern Star,
Thou need'st 10 erranation from afar.
Like The glad bird of our own forest land,
Gather rich gems from thy own native band,
Tin echo watts them through its wide domain
And TO its rotes adds other swarblers' strains
Tili-@here the waves Kiss The Atiastic shore
Fair brows shall bend thy glowing pages o'er.
Thy Tyre is struck by many skilful hand.
In the bright regions Of the Sunny Land.
Thy swcet-toned harp requires no added
string;
Colum bia halls the tribute that you bring!
Catching from other harps no passing tone,
But breathing forth a music all thine own,
Sweet, rich and pure-unmixed with foreign
art
Rousing each warm emotion of the Southern
heart,
In fiery streams whose numbers flow along,
Till The rap, soul is eloquent with song.
Mrs. MARY A. EVANS.
Newbery, 5. c., May, 1885
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
NEWBERRY, S. c.
THURSDAY, JUNE Is, 1885.
A DAYS DOINGs.

One days record Of casualties
reveals the following frightful list
which we gather from the Neacs md
Gourier OF Monday.
A rie: in Geneva in which knives
and stones played an active part. re-
suited in 4ae killing Of one man and
she wounding of several others.
In London an assistant commits.
sioner of police was stabbed TO death.
In Ireland renewal Of outrages
have occurred-one farmer killed and
farm hand badly wounded
A desperate fight occurred in New
Orleans. A butcher on leaving the
market was attacked by three men
and struck by q slung shot. Police
man Duffy came to his assistance.
Duffy was shot but not seriously.
One of the assailants was shot and
killed by Dafy, the others escaped.
Over game of cards at Scranton'
Pa, one Richard Duffy was shot by
Geo. Cuff. and all about trivial cir
eumstance. Cuff had handed his
watch to Duffy to see the time of
ni9IIt. who net Immediately returning
it was instantly shot. Nothing more
nothing less.
Another game Of cards played in
Jersey City bet~ cen two brothers,
Wm. and Jas. Cahill, ended in VIM.
Cahilrs knocking James down with
lighted lamp, and afterwards pour
ing over him a kettle Of boiling
water. James will die, and William
should be hanged.
Billy Hutchinson with a nimble
pistol placed against the ear of Kitty
Hill, pulled the trigger and the con-
sequence was that Kitty ceased TO
live. This occurred in Chicago.
John Huntsman was attacked by .
thief in Pittsburg. He was Sc badly
beaten that he must die.
Kenneth Marlborough, at Galveston
Texas, was shot and killed BY JUS
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
a Phys,cian,s Tee,i,,, 49,,

case naFe ash; 1rled Swifss Specific in d ycrv hid
in s,s,na ~ n,oed poison and take great pa Dpo
dneine INA, Ina. It was perfect success nro.
many otber egs case pie.s cure have fredit also e. il
the g bJood sIses %th good results Think It
Sl,lsap, Tex, March s, 1855: = = ND -.
Treatise on lfs BIeoa iS sas entirely vegetable.
free. 1,oo : atu l5s no Diseases mailed
"a, Ga. 80 : ~ 20, 20, Drawer 3, Allan
1t
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
Rheumatism

nS H1noash ,nn,5 practitioner Of near
ba asotoer influenced me 10 p;cnse % years
eps eps ner She had been confined sa1e 81 .;
snbbnrO1 a months with Rheumarissa uercSd sev
Withn Wilq 4we,' resisted all the usual nn remedes Eaa
B. B. B. obsorrea ,ienr hours after commencing
just commepceT Ig5sec i've marked relief She has
as active ever Der tnird bottle aad is nearly
yara with rake in handa eIean;n 10 Inc front
u is truly wonderful fn an mp Her
y islauiylns: c. Fl. MoSTcn~nnuu,i @nu immense
'1e@Sonrllie, Ala, June 6, 1881 Il u. u. !
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
Oil from Natures Wells.

= The skin on the head is kept soft and flexible
by secretion from the oil glands. When
these are clogged the hair dries and falls off.
Parker's Hair Balsam renews their action, re-
stores The original color to the hair and makes
it soft and glossy. Italso eradicates dardruff.
Not greasy, not dye, dcliciously pcrTumcd:
Delightful for lady's toiIet table. The best OF
dressings. Preferable to all similar artic es De-
cause OF lis superior cleanliness and purity.
The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1885-06-18
Book Notice.

BOOK Notice.
Godey's Lady's Book for The ee,..
anee Of this venerable Magazine 5ts st appear,
fos s1yes one the frution Of age The ou nur VINE
es say needs neet
pearanee ~ Of 0saatS s and merit previous a ap
matter Dressmaking, Household n ana read p
men uepaftnents e1 are replete with eoter,o;a
dev's Iees ana @ information. house witbo1t
prssea ros eaGT Sid,s its los loss each month
;naf. The price of the Magazine " Thnsa more value
he so Try II may subscribe for the baIapce eS r.
M, sar lor one dollar, which allows e,,os,I VI
0ea ,attsrn each s9lesiiGn mo1'1 of uszc eu:eapey
,o,ed for rIeir non,n As these patterns are
\ o me Magazine is received in h rho Tue ae, pslce
ne Patterns. Address. sN7 'aiue OF
J. Il. HAULENBEEK
r. 0. Box H H, Phiia