The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-04-10
YEARNs FOR EARLY SCENES.
Old 81 Thinks He Cannot Die Happy
"'Cept at de ole Homestid."
Georgia Cracker.l

NepI at dc Ole hOhestl0s
Georgia Cracker.]
Il bin studyin'!" said Old ST, as he fin
ished picking up the exchanges on the
floor. 6dat hits gettin' time fer YOU ais
ter be breakin' in sum mo- soople niger
ter wait on the offs.
Whats the trouble now; you don't
imagine you are going to be allowed to
leave, do your"
well, boss, Pse gettin' ole an stiff.
tinted now; but dat amt do main tTubble
wild me, Pse feared. Yer see l WOE focb up
In de country an got all my fust strengk
an fust prinserpuls fun de spring branch
waters an de hill top art De fust toys
whut had to play wild wuz de viii fow'rs
and eo'ntaSseles / lafn't my musick wild
er co'nstalk fiddle an er reed fife. De
fust politicks whut l tho't bout wus bein'
chosen he'd. man in de reel dance an de
'possum hunt. Uh, Oh! dem daysl dem
days., 49,. -. q. .,,,, o,..,n ;,
your"
81 KANT hep hit, boss. De mo- 1
grows ole'r de mo my min keeps turnin'
back ter de ole home. All dish heah
rushin' oh kyars, and rattlin' oh drays,
an flashin' OBJ 'lecktrick lights, an ham,
merin' an sawin' an 'Zaustin OBJ steam
congresses is gittin' SO hit disranges my
idees an keeps me dodgin' rOun' like er
elephint in de sirkus persseshunl"
ooh, that's feeling that people who
are growing old often have. but you ought
to keep your spirits abreast of the progress
of the age!"
pats mebbe so, but wun er deze days
| de childhood feber IL strike me so hard
| dat KANT stan hit no longer. Hit don
seem ter me dat cud die happy emmy
| whar 'cept at de ole homestidl i want
ter go back ter de udder wurP de same
| way whut I cum-I'll feel like l sorter
| knob de road better. want ter close
my eyes on de same hills an trees whut l
fust seed wild EN-; | wants ter hab my
las bed made alongside de po 'lapidated
| grade OBJ my good ole mudder in de little
| rail fenced buryin' groun' an wen de las
| trump sounsi want ter stan up fer jedg-
ment right dar Whar de bes part OBJ my
reckord on yearf w1Z madel"
"That is natural enough. n
"Yas, sab; 'kaze l wont be satersfide
ter wink 1ut in er back alley OBJ de city
an be pidgin holed in erober crowded
| permiskus senintery. Wen dies want
ter be whar de angils fin me widout er
street d'recktory, and kin fly down arter
my 'mancerpatid soul widout tanglin'
| dere wings in er mummux OBJ TELEGRAPH
wires-dat's my will an testymentl"
The Young Man Who Was Not Tolerated.
| lE8CuduRt-l
The London correspondent of The Liv-
| erpool Mercury, referring to the incident
| mentioned by Canon Liddon in a recent
sermon of Sir Robert Peel leaving table
at whiehsthe Christian religion was re-
| viled, says that the incident occurred at
the table of son of peer, now himself
/ member of the house of lords. There
was young man present whose ribaldry
reached height which nowadays would
| not for an instant be tolerated under any
respectable roof. Sir Robert rose and left
the room. He did not ring the bell Ind
! call his carriage, for it was too early in the
evening for his carriage to be there; he
| left the room. His host, rising and fol-
lowing him into the hall, asked him If he
were i'll.
mo" replied Sir Robert, "but can.
not sit any longer and hear that young
mans conversation. "Come back and
viii stop him. /" said the host mo,
reioined Sir Robert, decidedly, Il cannot
sit in an atmosphere polluted by thai
young mans presence. And he departed
In an ordinary cab Though that young
man was rising politician on the con
sentative side, though he had many parts
and attained great weight, Peel never as
sociated him in any of his governments
His neglect made bitter enemy of him
and he was pursued by him to the end o.
his days That young man was Mr.,
Benjamin Disraeli