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The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

The Thermometer shows"-but here
the weather prophet threw up his heels
and lit on the back of his neck-''a down.
ward tendency said the man who was
as ked about the weather.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05
FIRESIDE SERMONS 2!

"And Isaac said unto his son, How is it
that thou hast found it SO quickly, my
son? And he said Because the Lord thy
God brought it to me."-Gen. xvii-2O.X
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

A young man in Minnesota is re-
ported to have recently thrown up a
live frog. He said he wouldn't have
minded if it hadn't given rise to the
disgraceful suspicion that he had been
drinking water.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

Ministers, Lawyers, Teachers, and
others whose occupation gives them
but little exercise, should use Carter's
Little Liver Pills for torpid liver and
billiousness. One is dose.
;no I 1QQS II,
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

A Connecticut boy has third arm
growing out of the middle Of his back.
Must be great protection when his
mother undertakes to spank him.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

''Did the prisoner knock Mr.. Smith
down in retaliation?" asked the lawyer
of the witness. mo, sir; he knocked
him down in the boardyard.N
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

The Secret Art Of beauty is not in
cosmetics, but only in pure blood and
Il healthy performance Of the vital
functions, to be obtained by using
Burdock Blood Bitters.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

MA, what did the minister mean
when he talked about angels with
palms in their hands. Haven't we all
of us got palms in our hands, fore we
90 to heaven?"
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

Fred. Saunders, blacksmith for Means,
Kyle & Co., at Newcastle, in Lawrence
County, had an arm torn off by the cars
on the Hanging Rock and Newcastle
Railroad. He was over so years of age.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

A man in Texas raises goats for
their flesh, but when the festive crea-
lures grow up, they raise him just for
the fun of the thing.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

In the Far West a man advertises
for a woman ito wash. iron, and milk
one or two cows" What does he
want his cows washed and ironed for?
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

F. c. Russell, of Pomeroy, has been ap-
pointed Common Pleas Judge, to fill the
vacancy caused by the resignation of
Judge Bradbury.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

A Texas man shot his wife who was
making bread. When a husband has
an appetite for cake and pie, it is the
wife's duty to accommodate him.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

Yesterday, January 9th, Colonel 0.
F. Moore attained his sixty-eighth
year, having been born at Steuben-
vile, Ohio, January 9th, 1917. He
came to Portsmouth in April, 1889
Mrs. W. A. Hutchins completed her
sixtieth year yesterday, also. Mr..
Hutchins was sixty-six the 7th day of
last October. He came to Portsmouth
in June, 1841. The fact is, Time is
making his mark on us. There have
been a good many heavy frosts on
heads once black and brown, since we
first ratified into Portsmouth on a
stage coach in the summer of 1858.
THE shores oflfe are shifting
Every year;
And we are seward drifting,
Old places. changing, fret us,
The living more forget us.
There are fewer to regret US,
Every year.
But the truer life draws higher,
Every year;
And Its Morning star climbs higher,
Every year;
Earths hold grows slighter,
And the heavy burden lighter,
And the Dawn Immortal brighter,
Every year"
A few friends pleasantly celebrated
Colonel Moore's anniversary last even
ing.-POrtsmOuth Tribune.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

For all forms Of nasal catarrh where
there is dryness of the air passage
with what is commonly called ''stuff-
ing up" especially when going to bed
Ely's Cream Balm gives perfect and
immediate re ief. It's benefit to me
has been priceless.-A. G. Chase M. d.
Millwood, Kansas. jan. 292w.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

Our greatest glory is not in never
falling, but in rising every time we
fall.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

Henry Schenhals, foreman Henry
King Packing Co., st. Joseph, Mo-,
uses DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil with
his men for sprains. cuts, bruises,
chapped hands, etc. It is the best.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

For over eight years l have suffered
from catarrh, which has effected my
eyes and hearing; have employed
many physicians without relief. am
now on my second bottle Of Ely's
Cream Balm, and feel confident of a
complete cure.-Mary C. Thompson,
Cerro Gordo, Pratt Co., III.
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05
JACKSON. OHIO THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 5. 1895

his blessing and swallows the mOrsel, lit
tie dreaming that he is eating lie.
What is true in the affairs of the tenn
pOral life, is often true in the affairs of
the Spiritual Kingdom. When the Di-
vine Father asks his children, or those
who profess to be his children, to go out
into the world and bring in his sheep, he
is many times grieved to see brought in
droves of the rankest, most stubborn, and
unreasonlng goats. This is done appar-
emily with the hope that the Father is too
busy, or has too much on hand, to distin-
guish the difference between the sheep
and the goats, or to discern the wicked
ness of the lies of his wayward creatures.
The earthly parent may be fooled, when
age has dimmed his sight, and impaired his
faculties. But the Jacob who tries to fool
the Divine Father, will find himself in a
far worse predicament than was Jacob
when ESau decided to kill him for his
wickedness He will bless his children
but he will not tolerate >deceit; he will
ask favOrs in return for his blessings,
but the "savourY meal" which God asks,
of a cOntrite heart and a broken spirit.
The sinner who desires salvation for his
soul, must seek it. He cannot run into
Gods own flock and steal a goat to be
offered as a sacrifice. He must gain the
desired prize by earnest. persistent seek
ing, and he must remember that he who
numbereth the hairs of our heads, cannot
l, Id Nv ri, Of f01a
Let us all remember these things. and en-
deavor to live lives of truth and right
eousness, praising and glorifying the
name of the Lord.
In glancing over some old records, we
found the "Quarterly Report" issued by
J. w. Longbon, Superintendent of the
Jackson Union School, at the close of the
term, December 14th, 1858. The number
of pupils enrolled was:
Males. ........ .'......... 100
Females. ........ 151
Total. .............,... 306
Average daily attendance:
Males. ......... ................. 1Oo
E . .
TOTAL. -. 2OS
The studies were classed as follows:
No. studying alphabet. t.............. I
Orthography. ....,.... 300
heading. 237
Printing on Slates.... Ill
Writing on Slates..... 60
Penmanship.. p........... 135
Oral Arithmetic. $50. 43
Mental Arithmetic. 12S
Written Arithmetic. 105
Geography. ...... 81
English Grammar. 73
Algebra ........ II
Physiology ogy............ 9
History ............... 2
Singing g.............. 216
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

In glancing over some old records, we
found the "Quarterly Report" issued by
J. W. Longbon, Superintendent of the
Jackson Union School, at the close of the
term, December 14th, 1858. The number
of pupils enrolled was:
The Jackson standard. [volume] (Jackson C.H., Ohio) 1847-1888, 1885-02-05

ian.1.1SS5-1m.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Why Didn't They Talk German?

On Saturday afternoon, as Frau Mater IA
was on her way from the dressing room to
the stage 10 the Fifth Avenue Market house,
she passed the stand of vender of hams
bologna ssussges, ETC., whose busines was
not at all interrupted by the matinee.
CHANGING to look up, the Wagnerian prima
donna saw some sausage and blood pudding
hanging on the hooks in the butchers stand.
She stopped, and slow, progressive Wagner
ian smile stole over her noble countenance
Dem wuz nize puddius." she exclaimed.
Denis de pest puddins efer you etc"
said the butcher in az excited tone. "Vll
you bef pite2'
Again that Waguerian smile stole from its
pasture, and the artist put forth her hand.
In a futter Of delight the butcher cut two
or three inches OF pudding from one Of the
coils and presented it on a brown paper
chsrser.
Marterna ate it slowly and with great rel
ish wiped off hsr hand on the paper, aud,
smiling for third time, said to the butcher:
~ dauk you. Dem wuz sz nize pGddins
81 efer 1 experienced" and she went out to
charm the multitude, unconscious OF having
performed feat which would have ap-
pelle0 al American athlete.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Seymour Items.

Special to the Sentinel
SEYMOUR, Ind, May 22.-The High School
commencement last night at the Opera
House was largely attended. and everything
passed :off In the most pleasant way. The
eight persons who graduated acquitted them.
selves with credit. Miss Ella Rankin was
awarded first prize for best essay, snd MAS
ter "Chick" Johnson walked of With first
premium for the best delivery. He is some
seventeen years of age, but gisn. in intel.
lect and delivery for one Of his age.
q This county was visited with q refreshing
rain last night. which will have sslutary
effect on the growing crops and vegetation.
Sam Myers and Billey Spencer took in the
town night before last, and got ia q small
jcb of the destruction of private property
1hey were brought TO face Mayor Everhart
yesterday, and ne fined the former S20.55
and the latter Sl1.6 Go. Not being able to nay
or stay the same. they were yanked off to
the county jail. 1t don't pay well to get on
the outside OF too much bug Juice.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Tlra LneseR.

MILES CRY, Mont. May PA ffs broke
out at $50 last night in the Merchants Ho.
tel and spread to the Cosmopolitan. It
cleaned up the northwest corner of Main
and Park streets, anAeastward to sb,rburne's
fire wall. The total loss is 10000; insur-
about one half.
LANCASTER, Pa. May 22.-The large barn
on The farm OF Eli X Mylin, in Piqua Town
ship, was destroyed by fire last n ght with
Its contents. consisting of twelve khead of
cattle and two colts Shortly before the fire
was discovered the absence OF Mrss Martiu
wife OF the tenant farmer, was noticed. The
lady being insane is believed to hav.s gone to
the barn and set the structure on fire as her
chsrred remains were found in the ruins this
morning. The loss is very hsavy; par Tally
insured,
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

number Of vouchers that this ex-Treasursr
does. The other day an applicant for mail
the earth to the moon?" and thus replied,
AZ don't know. and as the route wish to get
is from Kankakee to kokomo, don't see as
it makes d-n sight of difference
The news of General Logan's election
brought gladness to the voters in tia depart.
ments, but the attempt to suppress the feel
ing of felicity, quickened By the good
tidjDes of great Joy. was faithful COM
mentary on Mr.. PeRdleton's law. Once out
of the building and well on the stIeet. the
Republican official let loose his ypent-up
rapture in anti.Noyember glee.
JAP TURPEN.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
The Few York Census Bill.

ALBANY, N. Y, May 22.--When Governor
Hills attention was called to the Csnsus bill
IS amended and passed by the Senate this
morning, he declared it was worse(than the
original one that he vetoed. 1t ree}lirsd the
enumeration to be done in several cities of
the Stale within two weeks in the month OF
July at q time when a considerably portion
OF the Inhabitants are away at watering
places and allows four weeks for 4sking an
enumeration in the country Districts. In
answer to the question as to what he intend.
cd to 90 with the present Census bill, hs
said. WAIT and see."
The Assembly passed the Censrss bill as
sent by the Senate. che Legislature then
adjourned sine die.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Hartford Conn Courant. !

The old familiar Ponds Extract is indeed
q household friend. It Is O medicine which
no we'll regulated family can afford 70 be
without. For half century it has been be-
fore the public, and from year 30 year, IS its
merits and wonderful curative properties
have become known, 1t has steadily grown in
popular favor, so that now it has probably a
greater sale than any other standard prepa.
ration on the face of the globe. To subdue
pain and control Hemorrhages of all kinds
1t has no equal. Be careful to get the gen.
uine.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Failnres Duringthe yyeex.

NEw YORK May 22.-The business failures
occurring throughout the county during
the last seven days, as reported to &. G. Dun
q Co, number TOR the United S.stet, 2l4, and
for Canada twenty-five: total, 239. Is against
229 last week, and 240 the week plevious to
the last. More than tgo-thirds CT the fail.
uTes of the United States are occurring in the
Southern. Western and Pacific STATES.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Feelinrhunsen RuIan nxlAonnite.

NEW York, May 22.-The family of the
late Secretary Frelinghuysen make no secret
of the fact that the first serious illness of
Judge Frelinghuysen was due TO fine sconite
that in some unaccountable manner was
bottled with the mir ral water he used, aud
Dr. Sinclair, OF Washington says shat there
was enough left in the bottle td kill four
men.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
bail. The body of his wife was inferred in
the Wsekawken Cemetery.


NEw YoRK, May % Henry +. Post. better
known In criminal annals as Hungry Jos,"
who was arrested last night for robbing Jo-
seph Ramsden, of Manchester, England, of q
sum OF money. was in court to day, and was
held for examination.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Guilty I'm the First Deprel.

PHrLsDELPHIA, May 22-Annie iE. Catler,
colored, who shot and killsd hel recraant
lover In the street some time agot and who
pleaded guilty to the charge OF murder Last
Monday, sdducing testimony to show the
treacbery of her victim toward her, aud sub.
uniting the points TO the Judge 90 that be
might fix the grade OF the crime, WIS bro5ght
before Judge Mitchell TO-DAY. and he Judged
her guilty OF murder in the first defree.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

Committee to Receive Bartholdps Statue.
New YORK, May 22.--The Board of Alder.
men to-day appointed a committee to receive
Bartholdi's statute of Liberty on its arrival
here. Mayor Grace and the citizens and or
Ranizstions were requested to cooperate with
this committee
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
sued for Eeen.

PI1TsBURG, LAY 22.-The jury IN the suit
of this county against exClerks of Courts
Rowand. to recover fees claimedaso be lille
gally retained by him, renderedys special
verdict this morning in favor of eae county
for SIS. $40 SO, subject to the decition of the
Court on questions Of law reser7sd. Row.
ard was tried On a criminal chsrg3 of embez-
Element. but was acouitted.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
The Governor General the northwest
TrOuDles

OTTAWA, Ont. May % AT Musical en-.
tertainment given in honor OF the Governor
General, in the new hall OF the College, his
Excellency was presented with an Address in
French and English. In The course OF his
reply to the English address. the Governor
General referred to the Northwest. troubles,
and said that the struggle has cost lany val
liable lives. and brought sorrow arid suffer
Ing to many happy homsstesds, bit public
order and confidence would soon BIZ restored
perhaps on a sounder basis than before.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

ST. LOUIS. May % On Tuesday last JEFF
Rogers, q worthless fellow, living near Skies
ton, in Southeast Missouri. quarreled with 8
brother aud shot and MORALLY wounded him.
Rogers was traced to point near Essex. yes
serdsy, and In sn attempt to arrest him by
officers be resisted. and was shot and killed
BY Deputy Sheriff Shelby.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
srhe Dyspeptic's Refuee -

'I am thirty-fve years DID," writes Mr..
Charles II. Watts. of West Somers, Put
nam County, New York, sand had suffered
from dyspepsia for fifteen years. The cur.
rent treatment did me no good. Listlessly
and without hope gave Parker's Tonic .
trial. can give the result in three words:
It cured me-" 1t will cure you.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
Negro Hanged.

LITTLE Rock. May % AT Clarss don. Ark,
to-day Goodwin Jackson (colorea), who in
November last beat Sandy Redmond (col-
ored), to death with q fence-rail, was hanged
in the presence OF q very large crowd. He
died protesting that he did not intend kill
ing Sandy, but struck him Tor thA'atening to
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
The Locust PIacue.

MARSHALL ILL.,. May 22.-The locust plague
will probably visit this section. In blowing
several gardens the little ravagers were turned
out of the ground in countless Thousands
ard in an almost matured state.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

There is DO danger OF an overproduction of
the best quality OF goods. 1t is tbs poor
goods that do not sell at home or abroad.
What is desired is fine beef fine butter, fine
cheese etc, which ere always salable.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

NEW YORK. May 22.-Lewis Francis, the
Frenchman who murdered his Wife and was
about to throw the body in the river, was ar.
raigBed in court to-day, and pleaded not
guilty. He Was committed Tor tsial withous
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

In making butter. good. sound, wholesome
food is indispensable. To make good arti-
Gle from poor material is as impossible in
dairy ing as in any manufacturing industry.
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

BEWARE OF INVITATIONS.

limitations and counterfeits have again ap-
peared. Be sure that the word III orsford's'
is on the wrapper. None are genuine with
mt IL
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23

A Kansas man found dead hog. which he
threw into bis hog-yard to save the trouble
of burial. The result was that thlrty-four of
his other hogs died from eating the diseased
caf
The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-05-23
The Savannah (Ga.l News Saws

A true politician is the highest type OF citize
apd IL is TO be regretted that there ara not mo
true politicians.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-05-23
Come to Stay.

a Boston paper, in speaking lately Of the
number Of new medical remedies which
are offered to the public every year, called
attention to the fact that the majority Of
them have very short existence. Some
are never heard of after twelve months
have passed by; others are forgotten in the
course Of three or four years, while it is a
rare thing to know Of any which retain
their popularity longer than eight or ten
years. When there is an exception to this
rule, it may be set down as fact that the
article possesses some extraordinary merit
to survive SO many changes. The most re.
markable illustration OF this is seen in St.
Jacobs Oil. Steadily and surely it worked
its way into public favor, receiving no help,
except from its own efficacy, and to-day
there is hardly civilized country in
which it is not hailed as conqucrer oi
pain. Like Tcnnyson's brook, men may
come and men may go, but st. Jacobs Oil
goes on forever.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-05-23

Badness may be avoided by the use Of
Halls Hair Rencwer, which prevents the
falling out Of the hair, and stimulates it to
renewed growth and luxuriance. 1t also
restores faded or gray hair to its original
dark color, and radically cures nearly every
disease of the scalp.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-05-23
The Home Of Mr.. Blaine,

WASHINGTON, d. C.-The son of Sen.
ator Frye, Of Maine, who has been suffer-
ing from severe cold, which settled on
his chest, was cured by few doses of Red
Star Cough Cure. lie publicly endorses
it as prompt, pleasant and safe. DR.. Cox
calls it the best remedy. 1t contains no
opiatcs or poisons.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-05-23
TAKEN uF.

TAKEN UP at Coal Canyon on the Biack,ail,
Beavcrhcad county. Montana, about the ,st OF
March. :S>s, hav saddle horse: white sr,pc in his
face: between S and wears old: weight about osc
pounds: branded thus = On the let. shoulder. and
seventy siX(connected and on one s;en) on tn,
right shoulder.
The owner will prove property, pay charges and
take the horse away.
H.. 6. SMALLlIORN.
May l6th 1855. aow.s
The Dillon tribune., 1885-05-23
70 Whom it May Concern.

i.~,t j., my pasture the ,lst dav OF August ISL
one s,na.. white horse. branded on right stitle
and shovel on lett s,i,!".
The owner is requested to pay charges and tax.
the animal away.
Dillon, Nay 18th, 1885. Il. II. SEI.WAY.
.I-.+*
The Dillon tribune., 1885-05-23
DILLON, MONT.
9TRAXED.

From Birch Creek, two horses-one a dark hav,
branded on ri ght shoulder; the other light bay
branded I on rsh, shoulder and I on right
thigh Both horses are hohhlca and each wearing.
y bell. They probably between Ras,lcsr,iic and
Aericc Jay WELLS,
Box roblDi!on, NJ. +.
The Dillon tribune., 1885-05-23
NOTICE OF FINAL ENTRY.

LAND OFFICE At HELENA, NJ. T., April II, 1855.
NOTICE is hereby given that the following nam.
~ cd settler has filed notice of his intention to
said proof will be made before Robert r. VIM
Deputy Clerk of the Second judicial District Court
Of Montana in and for Be.yerhead County at Dillon.
NJ. T. on
May :5, 1888, viz: Peter Watt.
who made pre- emption declaratorv statement No.
+.71i tor the y VIZ Sec. IS, TIP. :, s of R. l: w
He names the following witness to prove his con
tnnous residence upon and cultivation Of said land
viz: Frederick W. Pahnish. Robert Jayeers, Alex'
Durey and Thomas Watt. al! of Rannack, NJ. +.
r. Atkinson, Register
PM ID. MCGouGu, Attorney In.,i