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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

When YOU visit or leave SeE York CITY, save
Baggage. ExFressaze and 500 CzrTiaze Hire, AID
stop AZ me Grand Union Hotel. opposite
Grand Central Depot
coo Esegznf rooms fitted up AZ cost Of one
million a0sIa-s, 81 90 and upwards Per day. Euro
pean Plan Elevators Restaurant supplied with
the best. Horse cars stages and eieTared railroad
70 ali depots FAmfii eg can live better for less
noneE e the Grand Union Hotel than IL any other
first class hotel In the city.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

''The only thing to mar the pleasure
of the occasion" wrote an Arizona
editor, of funeral, was little diff
Guilty between the clergyman and one
Of the mourners con corning the own
ership of a flask found in the carriage
they had occupied"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

One of my children, girl about nine ears
old, had a very bad discharge from her heal
and nose of a thick, yellowish matter, and was
growing worse We had two different Physicians
prescribe for her. but without benefit We tried
Elys Cream Balm, and much to our surprise in
thee days there was a marked improven ent.
We continued using the BALM and in short time
the discharge was apparently cured.-O. A Cary,
Corning N Y
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
Mistake of Mistress Of Cookery.

Mistake of Mistress OF Cookery.
Hartford Post
That looks very nice indeed" re
marked Mr.. Fitzjoy to his better half
as he uncovered the breakfast dish
Nv nat is it?"
That is the new cooks specially
tripe smothered in crumbs of bread. u
well, should say So" as he made
an unsuccessful attempt 10 cut it.
''IS's mighty tough"
II don't see. The cook has diplo
ma. She ought to be good one"
"On, that accounts for it. She fri
ed the diploma"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
To Ger Ria OF MISERY.

What IS the use of suffering from dySp p
nervous prestrstion or debility, when brown !
Iron Rtters viii tone you up and cast these 10
rors cuts There is joy in every bottle o. hi
valuable tonic. Ii makes bsd bleed god ss
bids dismal people be cheerful II brings u x
cheer TO the dinner table, and makes the fSia!ls
happy. Ii drives away the blues, and helps \, /
70 enjoy s hesrty laugh Aud sill the respectful
druggists keep it.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

A figure of his faithful hound, who
was with him at the time, finely cut
in granite. is the memorial to be plac-
ed at Mount Vernon n, H, man
who accidently shot himself while
hunt ting a couple of years ago.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The bright sunsl inc of the past
week is said to have wrought mar,
velous change in the wheat prospect
in the Shenandoah Valley, Virginia
Fields that were to have been turned
ever for corn are now green. The
yield will be at least one quarter more
han was thought possible two weeks
AGO
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The Medical Journal states Tat a
few handfuls of common salt thrown
daily into closets, and an occasional
handful into wash basins, goes far
toward counteracting the noxious ef~
fects of the omnipresent sewer gas.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The pureSt, sweetest and best Cod Lirer Oil II
the world manufactured from fresh, healthy
livers, upon the sea-shore. IL is absolutely pure
prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided
it superior to any of the other oils in market
Made by CAswELL, HAZARD & Co., New York.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Colore! people are more success
fully photogrs phed, as rule, than
white people are. In taking pictures
Of animals cats are the best sitters-
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
THAT Miss JONES is a uice-lookfng girl, is

That Miss Jones' is a uice-Iooking girl, isn't
she?"
wasn't for one thing"
whats thatf'
'She has catarrh so bad It is unpleasant to be
nSar her. She has tried a dozen things and moth
ing helps her. am sorry for like her, but that
doesn't make II any less disagreeabe for one to be
around her.
Now if she had used Dr. Sages Catarrh Remedy
there would have been nothing of the kind said
for it viii cure catarTb every time.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

with Ely's Cream Balm Il child can be treat
ed without pain or dread, and with perfect Safe'y
Try the remedy. 1t cures Catarrh, Hay Feyti
and Colds in the Head It is easily applied wiz
ton Price SO cents. At druggists CO c.Bts 10y
mail Ely Bros, Owego n. Y.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

An apple tree 1s6 years old st;ll
shows signs of lie in, Cheshire, Conn.
1t is sixty feet high. and the yearly
yield has often been lbs bushels.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

VIM. HANscoN, Oshkosh Wis, who was for
seven years 50 afflicted with piles that he
unable to attend to business, is entirely cured by
the use of Coles Carbolisalve. Price p and 80
cents, at Druggists.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
He Thanks His Pepper

Mr.. Editer:--I was induced by readiag your
good paper TO try DR.. Harters Iron Tonic for
debility. liver disorder aud scrofala and three
bottles have cured me. Accept my thanks. JOS.
C. BogSS Elk
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

A fight with soft gloves between
Sam BEETLE, of Toronto. and Casey, Of
London, Ont, was won by BEETLE in
six rounds.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

A Beautiful, Soft, and Smooth Complexion
will be retained by the exclusive use OF "Beesons
Aromatic Alumni Sulphur Soap" an exquisite
Skin Beautifier and Toilet Requisite. Prevents,
Heals and Cures al Skin Bemishes for sure 25c
Of Druggists, or by mail Of VIM. DreydoPFel,
Philadelphia, Pa.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
Perils Besetting Young Men i'll Got
ham.
New York Journal.

Speaking of Names" said G ot
ham girl 10 q parsimonlous suitor,
mo one has ever called you April
showers l believer
what a singular question ~ he ex
clsimed. "Why do you ask9"
Because April sho vers bring sweet
flowers" she gurgled with a sacchar
inc smile.
When be next appeared on the
scene he looked like an exhibition of
the Horticultural Society.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

As raindrop foretells storm, SO does a pius-
pie upon the humaS body indicate health de-
Stroyiug virus in the blood, which eau be neutral
lied and expelled only by DIR. Harter'S lrou
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

True American men and women. by reason o.
their strong constitutions beautiful forms rich
compilations and characteristic energy, are en-
We'd BY all nations Its the general use of DR.
Harter'S Iron Tonic which brings about these M
suits
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
Barth oil dis Statue of SLiberty En-
Tightening the World,

will be remin der of personal liberty for ages to
come. On Just as sure a foundation has Dr.
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery" been placed,
and it will stand through the cycles of time as
monument to the physical emancipation of thous
ands, who by its use have been relieved from
consumption night-sweatS, bronchitis, coughs
splitting of blood, weak lungs, and other
throat and lung affections.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Nervous debility, premature decline
of power in either sex, speedily and permanently
cured. Large book. three letter stamps Con
sultation free Worlds Dispensary Medical As
socistion, Buffalo, n. Y.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The blowing of ranch near Rcd
wood G ty, Colo, by steam will
shortly be undertaken.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The North Star Lung and Throat Balsam is
a sure cure for coughs and colds.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
Self-PreseNatIon Natures First Law.

The old saying, "A stitch in time saves
nine.' can very Appropriately hc applied
10 the preservation Of health ur.
Guysoit's Yellow Dock and Sar
snpariila has undoubtedly saved thous,
ands of mortals to lives Of usefulness and
the fun enjoyment Of perfect rebust
health.
The first symptoms ~ bodily ailments
should be needed. Such evidence OF ap
preaching proStrston as feeling Of
WEAKNESS and laSSitude, anxiety of slind.
peculiar aches aud paIas in the joints and
limbs diSordered digestion, urinary seat-
nenis, etc, should quickly be coaster
acted hy q judicious use " this mNisor
ating strengtheEer.
The remedy has stood : test Of
forty years, and has proven itself
in every instance the best blood
purifier, system renovatsr AID
strengthening cordial that can
be compounded from thorough
knO Wedge OF medicinal herbs and
roots.
Try it whenever you don't feel
exactly well. Try it VIXEN things
seem to so wrong and you hardly
know what is tho matter with
you. You Will be gratitied hy its
exhilaratirg effect. The cxuber-
ancG of animal spirits engendero9
by its use gives it first rank
among the true assistants of ma
ture in curing debihtating dis
1Gs:s.
EE- Procure the remedy Of your near
est druggist Ii he has none on hand III
sist On his procuring il for you. 10 net
take q substitute
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

THE Frazer Axle Grease is the very hest. A
trial will prove we are right.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The Eastern and Western trunk
line managers will meet at Columbus,
O, June II.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Judge Van Brunt refused to reduce
the bail of Richard Short, the assail-
ant of Capt. Phelan.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The Connecticut Legislature will ad
ioErn April 90.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

FOR a tonic medicine take Aliens
Iron Tonic BitterS. All genuine bear the sigma
ture OF j. P. Allen, Druggist, st. Paul, MINI.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The Niagara Reservation bill has
been passed by the New Ysrk legisI2-
ture and only awaits the governors
signature
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Buzzards Roost, Ga, was a post
office. Postmaster General Villas has
changed it to Westlake.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

An American Philistine has b1ili
himself q house On the topmost peak
of Biblical Mount Carmel.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The bottle of Eiy's Cream Balm that ] ..t
tanned OF you last summer has entirely cured u.y
little boy of severe attack OF calarrh. Mr.
salie Davis, Green Postoffice, Ala.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
Americas Pride.

Queen Victoria is said 10 have,
mounted in silver, the bali that killed
Admiral Nelson.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Attention is called to the Revolver advertise
ment of ]. +. Davis, in another column His
goods ara genuine and prices cheap.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

HOLSTERS, says Professor Beckmore,
are taken almost entirely from deep
water. and the present rate of decrease
will ST ortly at become euriosities, to be
found only in the museums"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

should not be neglected. BRowEs BRONCHIAL
TRoCHEs are a simple remedy, and give prompt
relief. p cts a box
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

IF afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25c
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

If yon cannot get ATHLoPHoRos of your drug
gist we will send it express paid, on receipt of
regular price-one dollar per bottle. We prefer
that you buy it from your druggist, but if lie
hasn't it do NOT be persuaded to try something
else, but order at once from us, as directed
ATRLoPHoRos Co. liz Wall street, New York.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
Many a Lady

is beautiful, all but her skin;
and nobody has ever told
her how easy it is TO put
beauty Oh the skin. Beauty
on the skin is Magnolia
Balm.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

We guarastee that nothing You ever used, can
so easily cure any COUGH, coin or CONSUMPTION as
Or. Taft's Waite Pins StTrip. All Druggists keep
{. Price Soc and 81
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Nothing Like II,

Secretary Bayard is said TO be 8
capital amateur boxer.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Arbor day was generally celebrate d
throughout Pennsylvania, Thursday,
by the children of the public schools
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

The Raw. Father Phelan has been
appointed coadjuier TO Bishop Quigg,
in the Pittsburg diocese.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

Dan Mace, the veteran driver, il
lying dangerously ILL.,
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
The Month for Lovers.
N. Y. Times .

Clara (slyly)-Of all the months of
the year, George, dear, which do you
think is the happiest one for lovers2
George (of a thrifty nature) May
is the happiest, because it is the cheap.
est
Clara-Cheapest2 How2
George-It is too late in the season
for oysters and too early for ice
cream.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
BROWNS
IRON
B/TTERS

WILL CCRE
HEADACHE
INDIGESTION
BILIOUSNESS
DYSPEPSIA
NERVOUS PROSTRATlON
MALARIA
CHILLS AND FENERS
TIRED FEELING
GENERAL DEBILITY
PAIN IN THE BACK & SIDES
IMPURE BLOOD
CONSTIPATION
FEMALE INFIRMIT1ES
RHEUMATISM
NEURALGIA
KIDNEY AND LIVER
TROUBLES
EQP SHE BY All DRUGGISTS
The Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed Res
Lines wrapper.
TAKE NO OTHER.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
For
GENERAL DEBILITY.
WITHOUT AN EovN.
~ i. 90 n 30 II II L IL.
Ill WARNER. & CO. Rochester. n. Y.

Minis r. c, BATTEIIE, Waterloo, y. Y, sur
fered tor many years from severe stomach dis
er8er, depression Of spirits praStraton and sleep
geSSneSs, but was restored 10 health by Warmers
| fIrrSt- NOE The Best.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24
CarDo-ltaes.

Bismarck believes in saldheadeS
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1885-04-24

He wfns at last whs builds his trllsl
In loving words and actions Just,
Who's head, who's walk, his very mlSl,
Proclaim the use of CSrboline
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-07-18
"Old Hickory"

Gen. Jackson was known among the
soldiers who had served under him as
"Old Hickory" a sobriquet given him
during the Creek war. His brigade
was making forced march, without
baggage or tents, to surprise the In
dams in one of their villages, and were
for several days and nights exposed to
the peltings of a March storm, the rain
freezing as it fell. Gen. Jackson got a
severe cold, but did not complain, as he
tried to sleep in muddy bottom among
his half-frozen soldiers. Capt. Allen
and his brother John cut down a stout
hickory tree, peeled off the bark, and
made covering for the general, who
was with difficulty persuaded to crawl
into it. The next morning drunken
citizen entered the camp, and, seeing
the tent, kicked it over. AS jackson
crawled from the ruins the topper cried;
Hello, Old Hickory; come out of our
bark and jine us in drink Thence
forth the general was known in camp
as "Old Hickory and when he was
talked of as a presidential candidate
the nickname was adopted by his sup
porters. The elderly tree of the
Revolution was revived in the hickory
tree" planted at every country cross
roads and village by the enthusiastic
democrats, while they sang:
Freemen. cheer the hickory tree,
Loug its boughs have sheltered thee.
Boston Budget.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-07-18

on the Iand, ,ol young men. Fathers
all anxiously asking: What shall |
do with my boy?" The boy, while his
dad is thinking over this interesting
problem, haunts the skating-rink,
smokes cigarettes, wears tight gar
ments, and "hopes the old man will find
out sometime what to do with him. "
And our public-school system turns out
boys who have no special aptitude for
anything. Sensible men like Gen.
Walker have earnestly advocated in
struction in the use of tools, the giving
of our boys chance to learn trade,
and the fitting of them to earn their
own living in several vacations, but
Gen. Walker is one man of sense among
a crowd of silly admirers of our ridicu-
lous common-school system.
A business man of Sprintield said to
me: Il recently tried ten graduates OF
our high-school to see if | could get a
good clerk out of them all; not one of
the lot could add correctly the first time
a column of figures, and not difficult
sum at all" A big Boston importer
said to me: II would like to employ
American clerks in my office if they
could correspond in French and Span
ish; but our school graduates can not
even talk passable French, much less
write the language, 20 l have to get
young Germans"
And yet we have an OF school
teachers and staff ,ryisors to
oversee them, who dr.. D.. ,.g pay, and
produce no adequate results. The bulk
Of communications addressed to large
newspaper show Enthusiastically that
spelling and composition are not well
taught in our common schools. Boys
who strike out to educate themselves
generally do better than the attendants
on the schools. The theory OF New
England educators is that every boy
must be trained to be grammarlan or
mathematician, rhetorician or a
Latin scholar, when the fact is that
most boys want to be able to know how
to WELD tools and raise cattle or the
like. The gabblers have had their way
here for several generations, and have
not achieved anything creditable, and
how it is time to give the doors chance.
If a man like Gen Walker could be
placed at the head of our public-school
system, with ample powers, he could
save the taxpayers vast deal of money
which is low wasted, and worse than
wasted, under the present system
of routine and dunderheadedness A
recent writer or educational topics,
himself once a pedagogue, said that it
would be a good thing for teachers and
a good thing for scholars if every teach
er was sent off on years vacation
once in five years. In that time, he
thought, the teacher, mingling with tho
world at large and studying the re-
quirements of everyday life, would
come to see that book knowledge was
but a small part of the lore to be ac-
quired by boys and girls who have the
worlds hard work to do.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-07-18

select Cotcric OF their admirers accOmpan-
bycs of the most affectonatc nature was the
order OF leave. taking. Miss B. came near be.
ing " art. fully "hooked."
VISITING STATEsMEN.-EX-s supervisor VIM
Truman and ex.shcrtf A. G., Mcintyre, OF
Mendoza, eX- supcrysor Martin Flahcrty, OF
Serena, auctionccr Dan Carr, Ophir, John
Stevenson, Troy Grove, and Uncle Billy Trout
the joyial Joker from Vermilionvlle, were
swapping yarns and killing time as witnesses
in the railroad suits in the county court thi:
week.
LoGAN-Mrs. Frank B. Logan, aged %
after about six months illness, died of con
sumption, at her residence on the moth side
Thursday morning, the funeral occurring on
yesterday afternoon. Mrs. Logan was wo-
man widely esteemed, and her death, just in
lifc's prime, has made deep sorrow to wide
circle Of friends, who loved and respected the
lady for the many amabe and womanly traits
which adorned her life work.
DUNCAN.-V. j. Duncan, of La Sale, came
to Ottawa Wednesday to enter the law Office
of Duncan 81 O'Connor Mr.. Duncan is a
graduate Of the Ann Arbor law school and
was admitted to the Michigan bar last June
That his legal career will be a brilliant one, at
no distant date, is assured rs he possesses
those sterling qualities and talents that reflect
credit on the profession. Vince steps into the
arena with youth, culture aud ambition ant
with the sincere wcll-wishcs OF hundreds Of
personal friends,-a huge capital for any
yOuur man to berin with
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-07-18
A NEW ENGLAND PROBLEM
What IL to he Done with the BOys--Girls
Said to be Monopolizing Work of
All Sorts

"What shall do with my boy?" is 6
question of good deal of importance
when it comes from the lips of u New
England parent. writes Boston cor.
respondent of the Minneapolis Tribune
IL is no exaggeration TO say that fully
one-half of the male sex of this section
under 80 years of age are dreaming Of
a trans-MlSslsSippi career. Every year
it is growing harder and harder to find
profitable employment for young man
hercabouts The Superiuous female is
getting into many places once reserved
for boys and young men. \ big dry.
goods house here recently dismissed q
number of male statesmen and took in
doubls their number OF young women.
And these young women will not cost
the firm any more than did the young
men. | made the rounds of the bic
Boston shops the other day, and was
surprised to see how the number of young
women clerks and girl help had in
creased. In one great shop hardly a
man was to be seen. Girls ran with
the cash, girls did up the bundles, girls
sold the goods. A few toor-w walkers
were OF Artcmus Wards male persua-
sion.
1t looks as if petticoats were trumps
here. When New England lost her
navigation and had to stand by and see
old England take our carrying trade to
herself, then was lost the most manly
and broadening of careers for our young
men. British firms occupy the old
counting-rooms of our Yankee ship
ping concerns. Wearing tall collars,
broad-soled shoes, patronizing smile,
a snitlly nose, and employing an alien
accent. these sons of BritOn walk BoS-
ton streets as if they were tin gods
from zinc-roofed Olympus. The great
steamers that come into our docks are
British, their officers are British, and
Yankee boys 90 down on Lea and Long
wharves and see little to remind them
that this is an American port.
So there is one biz channel of useful
ness closed to the New England boy.
The career of sailor is closed to him.
He can 90 a-tiShing in petty siX-by-
nine craft, but he can't 30 a-sailing on
inc HlSH ScdS'
Take the printers trade. Girls are
crowding men out of work as compost
tors, and, if they had more muscle, they
would soon have the whole business.
Most of our weekly papers are set up by
girls. With the aid of the sewing-ma-
chine the girl has driven the male tailor
out of work. BY n polite fiction it is
given you to be understood 10y your
maker of clothes that he has had your
new suit made only by men. Women
have done all the work, even to the
pressing. for which part of the work it
is popularity supposed they are not
strong enough. In the great wholesale
manufacturing establishments nine
tenths of the work is done by the MINI
Bile hand of woman. Little loss here,
for the needle is not the right inStru-
ment for the hands of q man.
Take the doctors. Women doctors
are multiplying on the face of the earth.
They cure you by allopathy, by rub
bling, by magnetism, by big pills and by
little pellets, by faith. and BY sitting
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-07-18

The thinking powers possessed by a
COW are thus Illustrated by a lady OF
WayneSboru, Ga: A cow, seeing pot
of peas cooking in the yard, went up to
it, lifted it off the fire with her horn,
watched the pottage cooled, and then
very quietly proceeded to feast upon
her fine dinner, eating all the peas in
the pot.