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THE sAassR,s NEW BOY.


iChicaRo Herald.l
"'And Jimmy, | went on, you must
be observing at your work. A perfect
barber is a diplomat n companion. u
workman, an actor and a gentleman.
Keep your razors sharp rather than your
tongue Remember that speech is q silver
dollar. while silence is old %greenbacks.
Make friends with all men, but watch
your razors as they pass out Give advice
only to customers whom you do not want
to see again. In talking as well as in
shaving be careful not to rip up old sores
Don't stroke a cat the wrong way unless
you do \ with your foot Don't let the
man who has many friends get In your
debt for more han three shaveS Never
convince "a good customer that he is mis-
taken about any thing.
81 earn the value of kindness and self
denial Nne day a good young gentleman
who wa next kindly kept his seat and
permitted an old man to lake his turn.
The barber s foot slipped and cut the old
gentleman $ lip into a Cape Cod BE eau
tions, too. Ask n man ten times how ho
wants his hair trimmed-you can cut il
but once. II you would be II brilliant
conversationaiist and acquire reputation
as a wit learn to listen constantly and
laugh in the right place. Never unde
cciye a customer when he thinks he has
said a good thing. You can afford to
laugh heartily at an old jokc Laughter
is cheap medicine, and in some kinds of
business it Travis like a mustard plaster
or an advertisement
ITO him who is aching to tell all he
knows everybody seems to talk too much
IL you cant beat n man at an argument
call him a crank. But don't argue
When a man argues his brain all rushe3
10 one side of his head. and the contrary
side at that \ nan was never convinced
OF anything by argument excepting Of his
W cleyerness aud tother fellow $ stu
pidity. Men change their politics and
their beliefs only rs they do their skirus-
when they are alone. The man who
talks much and easily may seem to be the
smnrlest. but about the time he gets tired
the man who has been lying back in the
chair thinking puts in II few words that
knock the man II Education is a good
thing. but too often it is a mere sugar
coating to hide Ignorance. The best edu.
cation is that which teaches a man how
little he knows of the much there is to
learn aud shows him the way to think.
The educated man is an amateur. while
the thinker is "A professional. "
, 1885-11-19

49, NANE
DO you Anticipate "A revival of higher
grades OF burglary" was asked of dc
~tecti,e Billy Pinkerton.
No; it will never occur The rising
generation OF thieves is destitute of the in
ielligence necessary TO make the exact
plans and the close calculations without
which it is foolish to attempt to rob q
bank. They are naturally aud profes-
sionally of II grade too low for the bust
ness Then they get no encouragement
from the old timers who are living out of
prison. such men, after serving long
terms. ave no heart for stealing. The
best proof of the fact that bank
burglars no longer exercise much influence
on the fears Of capitalists is to be found in
the fact that our agency has been for
some time arranging for the employment
of its operatives IN other fields 20 far as
the bank burglars are concerned, there is.
lractically. nothing for US 10 do, and rs
rho race is rapidly becoming extinct this
feature of our business promises 10 disap-
pear entirely before long.
, 1885-11-19
Fall overcoats at Polack $
CIHE O PII.Rn

Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
of want of weight in the back, loins and
lower part OF the abdomen, causing the
patient to suppose he has some affection
of the kidneys or n~eighboring organs. At
times, symptoms ofindigestion are present
fiatulency, uneasiness of the stomach, etc.
A moisture like pe~rspira.ion, producing a
very disagrceable itching, after getting
warm. is a common attendant Blind,
bleeding and itching piles yield at once to
the application of DR.. Bosanko's Pile
Remedy, which acts directly on the parts
effected, absorbing the tumors, a~llaying
the intense itching. and effecting a per
manent cure. Price so cents. Address
The DR.. Bosanko Medicine Co, Piqua,
o. Sold by W. n. Hunt.
, 1885-11-19

The court convened at 10 a. m. yester.
day, His Honor John W. Lacey. chief
justice, on the bench. and business was
disposed of a. follows
The trial of George W. Wilson, who
was indicted for grand larceny. has been
concluded; The jury Tuesday evening re.
turned a verdict of guilty Sentence has
not yet been passed.
II. W. Fryar, indicted Tor the larceny
of a horse and wagon from Y. Baker.
pleaded guilty.
Court adjourned at noon until 100 clock
this morning
The cause Of the early adjournment was
the unexpected plea for Fryar, which
closed suddenly, a job that was expected
to take all day, therefore no other cases
had been set for Wednesday.
, 1885-11-19
An Ancient Chinese Custom.

The members Of the Chinese legation
at Washington take great pride in the
antiquity Of their country and its insti-
buttons. When they received news OF
the death of the empress, Mr.. Blaine,
then secretary of state, went to pay
them an Official visit OF condolences.
lie was received in the large room built
ty Toss Shepherd for a picture gallery,
which was hung in white. AT one end
there was an altar, on which loss
sticks" of incense were being burned.
The legation wore white robes, and each
one bowed solemnly as the secretary of
state came opposite to them.
After the ceremony was over, Mr..
Blaine told the interpreter to say to the
minister that the scene reminded him
of some of the ceremonies of the
Church of Rome, which he used to wit
ness in the days of his childhood. and
from which these were probably derived
When this was interpreted to the
mandarin he smiled and quietly re
marked Say to his excellency that we
have had these ceremonies in China for
about 1000 years.
, 1885-11-19
E SALT LAKE.
Tho Ramsin- OF the c-oIozist.' Lake
Bonn-v nc'-It- Future.

hphnfN iF IT uAhNts
frornhtt Magazine.
Great Salt Lake is In fact not n
branch Of the sea at all. but a MIRO
%shrunken remnant Of a very large 'resl
water system. like that OF the still rs
isting ST. lawrence chain Once "a on
"a time, American biologists say, a hug
sheet Of water, for which they have
even invented "A definite name, LAKE
bonneville, occupied a far larger valley
among the o~utliors Of the Rocky monn
tains, measuring 800 miles in one direc
ton by ls0 in the other. Beside this
primitive Superior lay n great second
sheet-an early Huron-tLake Lahon-
tan the biologists call it, almost IS big
and equally OF fresh water.
BY and blythe precise dates arc
necessarily indefinite-some change in
the rainfall, unregistered by any con
temporary, made the waters OF these
big lakes shrink and evaporate. Lake
Iahontan shranS away Ike Mice in
Wonderland, till there was absolutely
nothing left OF it,; Lake Bonneville
shrank til. il attained the diminished
size Of the existing Great Salt lake
terrace after terrace, running in long
parallel lines OF the sides of the Wah
saich mountains around, marx the vari
ons levels at which 1t rested for n while
on its gradual downward course 1t Is
still falling indeed, and the plain
around is being gradually uncovered,
forming the white, alt-encrusted shore
with which all visitors to the Mormon
city are so familiar.
But why should the water have be-
come brinyl Why should the evapora-
ton of ar old Superior produce at last n
Great Salt Lake. Well, there is a small
quantity of salt in solution even in the
freshest of lakes and ponds, brought
down to them by the streams or rivers,
and, as the water of the hypothetical
lake Bonneville slowly eyaporated. the
salt and other mineral constituents re-
manned behind. Thus the solution grew
constantly more and more concentrated.
till at the present day it is extremely
saline
Professor Geikie ito whose works the
present paper is much indebtedl found
that he fioated on the water in spite Of
himself. and the under side of the steps
at the bathing places are all encrusted
with short stalactites OF salt, produced
from the drip of the bathers as they
leave the water. The mineral constitu
ents, however. differ considerably in
their proportions from those found in
tr ut salt lakes of marine origin, and
the point at which the salt is thrown
down is still far from having been
reached. Great salt / AXE must simmer
in the sun for many centuries yet
before the point arrives at which tas
cooks say it begins to settle.
, 1885-11-19

j. c. Gray, of Dadeville, Ala, writes
us. II have been using your DIR. VIM.
Halls Balsam for the lungs, and ! can
say, Of a truth, il is far superior to any
other lung preparation in the world. My
mother was confined TO her bed four weeks
by a cough, and had every attention by a
good physician, but he failed to effect a
cure; and when | got a bottle of your DIR.
VIM. Halls Balsam Tor the lungs, she
began to mend right away. ] can say in
truth that il was the means Of saving her
life. | know Of FIVE cases that DR.. VIM.
Halls Balsam has cured, and my mother
is letter than she has been for twenty
years.
, 1885-11-19

Every American family should make
cheese an article of diet, taking tho
place Of more costly foods. Our basis
for eating cheese is all wrong. 1t is
eaten with pie. DO away with the pie.
and eat cheese in the place of meat or
as a partial substitute for it. To crowd
pie and cheese iuto a stomach already
crammed is to invite the doctor aud en-
courage patent medicine. Better eat
cheese as a food. spiced with good
sauce, and patronize your own welfare.
More cheese, more COWS. More COWS.
better farms and more comforts at
home.
, 1885-11-19
r.errthInr Made of Pnner.

1t the Melbourne exhibition there
wa n complete dwelling house made
entirely of paper and furnished with the
SINE material. There were paper walls,
roofs, ceilings, %ioorings, loists and
stairways. There were paper carpets,
holding, chairs, sofas and lamps There
were paper frying pans, and even the
stoves, in which bright fires were con
SANITY burning daily, were of paper
mache When the builder of this man
sion gave n banquet the table cloths.
napkins, plates, cups, saucers tumblers,
cruet and even the knives and forks
we're likewise made Of paper.
, 1885-11-19
Look ont FOR Yourself.

The citizen who travels along the high.
ways Of this country, crossed by railways,
is warned in many ways Of the danger
which threatens him. At one crossing he
is warned to Look out for the carsi" At
another, Look out for the locomotive
AT a third. Look out for the engine''
Fourth, Railway crossing" rifth.
~Look out for the train Sixth. Be
ware Dangerous crossingi" etc. etc In
most warnings the idea is conveyed that
there is but one thing about Il railway
train that one has to "look out" for at a
crossing the engine. the locomotive or
the cars The signs could probably all
be comprehended IL one style OF notice
Look out for YOURSELF The railway.
with its a-ppurtenances, generally man.
ages 10 look out for itself.
, 1885-11-19
when Dtnper was a FAILURE.

The very best dinner is of no account
to o man who has no appetite for food.
Mr.. Edgar w. Young, of Point East
man, Va, was troubled with lack of APP
petite and loss of energy, He tried many
medicines and several physicians All
were in vain until a physician told him
to try Browns Iron Bittors. This had
the desired effect and he can now eat
heartily and do his work with vigor.
Take the hint. if you want to enjoy your
dinner.
, 1885-11-19

A new industry in Italy is the manu-
tactnre of grapeseed oil, which is used
for purposes of illumination. Tho ex-
traction Is principally effected at Mo-
lnna 1t has also long been used for
similar purposes in Germany and the
leyant- Thirty-threo pounds of seed
sll yield about thirteen quarts Of oil
" ABOUT ls per cent.
, 1885-11-19

fR. II. ~StoddArd.l
Not what tho oacmisti .ay they be-.
Arr pear.H-they new Or grew;
Tiny come not from the hollow sea,
They som, from heaven in devil l.
Dow1 in thu Indian soa IL slips, .
Through green and briny whirls.
Whern great shells catch It in their lips,
AMI kiss ir into pearlsi
II dew can bs 50 beauteous made,
q why not tears. my grill =
Why not YOUR tearsl BE not afraid
do but kiss n pearll y
, 1885-11-19

Watch for il The first symptom Of
true Group is hoarseness and if Chamber
lains Cough Remedy is freely given at
once and the doses frequently repeated,
the dread disease may be entirely preven-
ted and all danger and anxiety avoided.
Sold by w. n. Hunt
, 1885-11-19

l'rnted matter may be copied on any
paper Of an absorbent nature by damp
ening the surface with a weak solution
Of acetate Of iron, and pressing in an
ordinary copying press. Old writing
may also be copied on unsized paper if
wet with q weak solution of sulphate OF
iron, mixed with a small solution Of
sugar syrup.
The children Of Israel now number
abou. G.377. 0p0 the world over
, 1885-11-19

That the reader may fully understand
what constitutes a good cough and lung
syrup, we will say tar and wild cherry is
the basis of the best remedies discovered
yet These ingredients with several
Others equally eficacious, enter largely
into DIR. Bosanko's cough and lung syrup,
thus making it one of the most reliable
now on the market Price 80 cts and
Sl.0O. Samples free Sold by W. N.
Hunt.
, 1885-11-19

What seems 10 be the newsYH she
asked as she leaned over 10 the passenger
in front. win had a newspaper.
The cainip crop is entirely ruined. ~
he gruiiy said
~uh. is III That's too bad. But
mebbe you kin pull through the winter
on sassafms tea"
, 1885-11-19
SING II, silver THROAT.

iAnon-l -
It was with doubt and trembling,
whispered IN her ear
Ga, take her answer. honny bird,
That all the world will hear.
Sing it- sing 1t. silver throat,
Uoon the waywari tree,
How fair she l., how true she Is,
And how she loveth met
ing it. ring IL, silver throat. r
And all the ummer long
The other birds shall nvy you
For knowing snch a songi
, 1885-11-19

felt $500 for q case Of this kind the NITAL
RESTORATIVE under his special advice
and treatment will not cure. si.5O n bottle. o.
four times the quantity 80. sent 70 any address
on receipt OF price, or Q. @. u. In private name
II desired by DH MINrIR, n kFAHNx
-T..r. .. Cal. Send for list Of questions and
pamphlet.
, 1885-11-19
s Sure Itrtnri4.

thasse lllustree Propose seriously to
stop poaching in trauc by inserting
poison in all games found in SHARES, as by
poisoning those people who buy illicit
game Of poachers an end would be put
10 the traffic in poached game THAT The
remedy would be eifectual we have no
doubt. until a new generation had gruwn
up at least, as poisoning people By whole
ale would certainly stop the demand for
game. As a depopulator the method
would be a grand success a. n mrans Of
protecting game the idea 10 So luhuman
hat we cannot conceive how auy a M
nAn could give expression to il
, 1885-11-19

Vhamberlaln 5 Cough Kemedy does not
dry up a cold, but loosens and relieves it.
Il aids cxpectoration, opens the sscre-
tons and frees the system of the poisons
of a cold. Its soothing, healing and
strengthening powers have won for it the
title of the best made. Everyone who
uses it says it is a good medicine. Sold
by W. n. Hunt.
, 1885-11-19
clvnIiy N,eei- civnlir.


The Salesman" who replies in our
Peoples Column. " to the Com auts Of
a shopping lady. states u general truth in
saying that his experience is that "civility
meets civllity in every walk Of life p"
There are exceptions, of course. but nan
persons fail TO meet civility because they
forget that it is due 10 those whom they
rank beneath them.
, 1885-11-19

George Richards. master mechanic OF
the Boston x Providence railroad, who
has lately made a tour of Europe, says the
English coaches. rs the cars are called,
are lighter and smaller than ours. and are
made to run on six wheels Each car is
provided at each end with a long chain
and a hoop for connection. The absence
Of hand brakes is quite noticeable. but
there is u powerful brake on the baggage
van The tracks. as a rule. are first class
Iron aud steel are coming largely into use
for sleepers. At Liverpool station. IA
London. there arc dispatched each way
$50 trains a day. All the trains in Boston
number ~.
one Of the styles of locomotives coming
into u9c in Enpland is called Webb's com.
pound. 1t burns a smokeless coal. An
other. which is considered very desirable
for short distances. is q double ender,
about twenty three feet long. which passes
verf freely around curves and runs very
easily. TN English locomotives there is
neither bell. pilot nor headlight. and
and there is little use for these, owing to
the manner in which the track is fenced
oil from the public. The average Ameri
can engineer would break up the English
freight train in a day by clumsy handling
The tenders of locomotives run on three
pairs of large wheels without trucks. In
England there Is absence of noise and of
severe treatment of cars You will hear
more noise in u Boston station in Il da :
than on all the trains in England in a
week. English engineers consider the
American tender an expensive affair
which might be improved BY the absence
Of trucks They also believe head lights
a source of danger rather than an advan-
tage
, 1885-11-19

Al the agricultural and mechanical fair
~recently held al Buda Pcstu. hungary.
more than LOO Ol0 tickets Of admission
were sold tonsider,nF that This place is
distant from the great routes Of travel. this
attendance was remarkable
, 1885-11-19

Persons desiring pure Lake M~phapaluta
ice should leave orders at Christ Mauss',
baker. 3l9 Ferguson street, or with the
undersigned SLOAN & Go.
, 1885-11-19
s%yndieas- To "nres .ris w,ns."

A French philAnthropist and scientist
at New York wishes to form a syndicate.
with from 50. 900 to 500. 900 capital, to
break the bank" at Monte Carlo. He
is not a gambler. but he has made q life
long study Of roulette, and insist that he
eau beat the game and win So. $40. 900 in
a year II the syndicate is formed. he is
to have a royalty Of % per cent for his
services
, 1885-11-19

lDemorests Monthly
The mightiest revolution is being
worked by the press in China This new
factor in the enfranchisement of that al
cient nation is really the work Of foreign
ers The papers are printed in the ports
under the control of Europeans and
Americans The capital is supplied by
foreigners, and native editors are hired by
English. French and American capitalists.
There is nothing to prevent the circula-
ton OF these journals all over the Chinese
empire. and rs a consequence rulers arc
brought 20 the bar of public opinion. of
course, neither at Pekin nor in the prov
inces ruled by the native mandarins would
one Of these independent sheets be al
lowed to exist. but happily these editor
ial censors are beyond the reach OF the
officials
At first, of course. there was much in
dignation at the free.spoken press, but
now it is said. eve the rulers take kindly
TO these expressions Of public opinion, for
the criticism of the journals spare no evil
doors, and while each individual office.
holder resents criticism on himself, he Ia
very well satisfied when his contemporary
mandarins are roundly abused. Even the
EN- pressdowager Of China said TO be one
Of the wisest women who ever ruled. reg
ularly reads these Chinese journals. aud
is often influenced in her actions by their
criticisms.
, 1885-11-19
Nerreur nchlntntea Men

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Illustrated pamphlet. with full informa-
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Noltaic Belt Co, Marshall, Mich.
, 1885-11-19

The better grading oil labor. | think. '
says a manufacturer, " is a question para
mount 10 tile eighth sur agitation.
, 1885-11-19

Hardware, stoves aud nnware. at Arp
4 ConwaY's.
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truth,of my figures, l shall be happy
after the meeting to state how they
were obtained.
And this is Hawaii The country
which owes all it has come to be to
these very religious and enlighten-
ing influences; the nation which has,
for more than half century, stood
before the world as the brightest ex-
ample of what the religion of Christ
can do for q heather nation.
Is there not call for effortI Can
we sit idly by and let things go on
from worse to worse? Is it not time
that every true man and woman
should place himself and herself
openly and decidedly on the side of
this question which God approves,
and which only can secure the sal
walton of the nation?
Mrs. j. nj. WHITNEY.
Honolulu, November, 1885.
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Dwelling House for Rent.
$40 per Month and
Water Rates.

THE large dwelling house ard lot
L occupied by ID. ID. Baldwin front.
ing on Dole street, at Punahou, and run.
ming through 10 Beckwi,h street. The
house contains large rooms, . pantries,
1 bathroom, 4 large closets, kitchen adj
joining. There is a large barn with
servants room on the grounds, also an
o lice separate from the main building.
TIE lot is nearly 2 acres in extent and
affords considerable pasture and fire.
wood. Everything in good repair. Gov.
eminent wafer laid on. Enquire of
1872 If S. B. DOLE.
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FRUIT TREES.

r SHALL order, by mail, 18th Dccem.
Il Der, the following named trees:
Apple, Apricot, Cnerry, Fig, Nectarine
and Peach, in variety. "A, eragc price,
81 80 per dozen. win be glad 10 re.
ceive orders in time to make up my list
for the mail. j. KlDWE1I,
Honolulu Nursery, Beretania St
1873 3w
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HOUSE TO RENT.

THE very comfortable dwelling stu.
Il ated at No. 25i Beretania Street,
containing 8 rooms. Rent only $50 per
month. For particulars apply to
LEWIS j. LENEY, Auctioneer.
40 Queen Street. IT'S 2w
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Cottage to Let at Palama.
CONTAINING Rooms, Kitchen and
~ Bathroom. Apply to
1870 If j. G. EDWARDS.
Election of Officers.

A T the Annual Meeting of the Stock
"A holders of the Waihee Sugar
Company, held at the Office of w. G..
Irwin & Co., on the 9th day of Novem-
Der, 1885, the following officers were
elected for the current year:
Col. u. 5. SPALDING. President
MIR. f. p. HASTINGS. Weep esldent
MIR. JOSEPH o. CARTER. Secretary
Hon. CECIL Brown. Treasurer
Hon. JAS. /. DowsETT. ....... Auditor
J.O CARTER,
Secretary Waihee Sugar Co.
Honolulu, Nov. 10, 1885. 113 I'm
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$4,000

tho Loan on Real Estate Security, in
i Sums Of not less than $1,000 aach.
Apply 10 j M MUNSAkkAT,
No. ~ Merchant S rect. lea If
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NOTICE.

THE adjourned Annual Meeting of
l. the Paukaa Sugar Company will
be held al the Office OF g. Brewer & Co.
on FRIDAY, Nov 81, 1885, at 10 O'clock
am L. G. JONES Secretary.
Honolulu, Nov. 20, 1855. $50 Nv
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To Let Furnished.

A T Kilauea, Kauai, comfortable
n House and Cottage eminenlly suita-
BILE for family wishing to spend
short time in the country. Apply TO
MANAGER,
100 If Kilauea Sugar Co, Kauai.
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HORSES BOARDED

by the Day, Week or Month, Horses
- broken TO Hainess. Horses clip.
ped. Horses bought, sold or driven.
Apply 10 A. ARTHUR,
1911 lm# Next BULLETIN OFFICE.
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waco ilnPro nient Company.
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