Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-04
BRIGHT BITS.

CARD PLAYERS are not generally humorous
mt they take deal of interest in the little
Joker.-Ael0 orleans PicGVU21s
THE only circumstances under which a man
can pull more than % horse Is when he is pull
ing at a Dottle.-BVttugtoa Free Press.
CORNs are not confined TO the feet. newly
arrived chiropodi-t lays he has 'removed
corhs from several OF the crowned heads Of
Europe. "-Aet0 York sun.
CINCINNATI having heard that Berlin has
an asylum for overwJrked horses thinks she.
too, should have one An asylum for over
worked ballot boxes would seem to be more
10 the present purpOse.-Neac York Sun.
ONE OF the most remarkable facts ever
hote.i Ia regard TO our court room is that
s-ntleman placed an umbrella under the
clerks desk at 10 a. N. Monday and found 1t
there at p. m.-HdctenSaek ReDu61ican.
THOSE CHINESE have some strange Gus
toms. For instance. the men buy their wives
e auction" remarked Col. Witherspoon to
Gllnooly. That Is barbarlous. When viii
they learn to buy them at private sale as we
20 in this country" responded GIlhooly, cyni-
cally.-LtttJe Joker.
Young FARMER touching his partners
handkerchieD-"ls that q handkerchief ~
Young lady holding up the bit of lace -'Y es,
Mr.. 1yseed. Is it not beautiful" Young
Iarmer-"Ies, ma'am, its purity, but on a hot
night like this l shouldn't think one OF 'em
would be enough."-AH Sorts.
BROMLEY. you never heard such an elo-
quent sermon before, am sure. There was
no Tagging Of interest. Such beautiful pas
yes, Darringer, I admit that. Still l
slept during one of the passages"
You did, en-? Why. Bromley, what pas
sage was t?"
'The passage of the collection basket
PhiIddeiDhtG CAL.
"WHY, ARTHUR" said South Side girl to
her lover last evening, while narrating her
trepldatlon at narrow escape she had OF
'rivins through an open bridge on the West
side, while out ri ing with her cousin that
afternoon, II was never so frightened in my
life; actually turned as white as your shirt
'front.'" Then. on closer ms lection, noticing
that he wore a brown flannel shirt. she added
ION, very much winter. Chicago Telegram.
WIFE (handing husband morning paper)-
81 see that several gambling dens were raidcd
upon last evening ard a large quantity Of
gambling paraphernalia seized" Husband
- am clad OF 1t The police should wipe out
those places at once. These gamblers are =
hard set-ha! Pm in luck. Those stocks have
gone up, and | come out three thousand ahead
by yesterdays transactions. Good spec, that.
Ny dear, you shall have that dress" Joy in
the household. --B0ston Courier.
SENATOR MAsoN's little boy accompanied
his father one dav to a barbar-shOp, where
the Senator had his boots blackened by a col
ored man. The next morning the Senator
heard this much Of a conversation being car
and his little sister:
San did YOU know Eat Niger men5 had
black brefY''
mo. Does 'em?' asked the little girl.
Yes; l sawed it Yesterday. niger man
des bowed his breff on papa's boots, an made
EN- all black. "-ChlcdGO Nstos.
PAST AND PRESENT
When you are young, how well you know
a little money makes great show,
just 30 cents will cause you bliss,
IT'S then dollar looks like this.