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Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-10-08
FOR RENT.

s,NT.A s-sTUKY BKiOK HOUSE
III roomr. hot and cold water and
nNo. 1907 West street VIII Do rented
IrIuctisn 70 March ~. Inquire q 30
~ street. sv1u
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-10-08

TAINTED - PERSONS WANTING
girls tor general houseworK or COOKS,
III at No so3 Orange street, lnteih-
\ otse sill. 26t
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-10-08

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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
New Patents.

| Dewey q Co.'S Scientific Pres
Patent Agency, No. 252 Market St.
S. F., has official reports of the fol
lowing Z. S. patents issued to Pa
cifc Coast inventors for the week
ending October 26, 1885.
A. Anderson, San Jose, Cal, ami
NAL exterminator; W. c. Bradford
Germantown, Cal, wheeled
vehicle. F. Cliegham, Albany, Or,
apple parer and corer: W. s. Doan,
s. F., crane and derrick; Geo. Cot
trell, S. F., mill stock feeder J. B.
Gemmill, Red Bluff, Cal, harvester;
j. B. Hinton, San Diego, Cal, We.
hicle brake; f. ". Jones, Portland,
Or, rock crusher; A. f. Knorp, S.
F., game board; E. J Lane, Will
Jams, Cal, Gate; f. W. Raymond,
Couperyille, W. T., clasp for ribbon
rolls; S. K, Reynolds. San Jose,
Cal, animal trap; H. H. futile,
Phoenix, A. T., washing machine;
W. \. Woods, Santa Cruz, Cal.
bark mill.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
.suIfa ReaiS bend

Yesterday the announcement
was made of the death of Julia
Beals, poor, unfortunate creature,
who has freqncnted Virginia city
and Carson for the past ten years,
drifting between the County jail
and the Insane Asylum. She is
said to have once been a well-to- do
woman Of good morals, but the
thirst for liquor brought her to a
level with the beasts that perish.
She Was quite sharp at repertoire,
and said many witty things which
still pass current, aud her excen-
tricities will long be remembered.
She died of lock jaw caused by
running a nail into her foot.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
AnUEicrtakers story.

A St. Louis undertaken, who
claims to have been one of those in
charge of President Lincoln's re-
mains, relates for the first time the
following concerning them: AT
Chicago, when we opened the box
that held the remains, the face Of
Lincoln was as black as my hat.
The New York undertakcrs who
accompanied the remains were dis
mayed. They did not know what
to do. 1t would be impossible to
allow the public to view the body
under those conditions. went to
a drug store and bought a camels
hair brush, some rouge, whiten and
lamp black. / made a sort of
paint of the whitening and went
over the face with the brush. Then
| put on some rouge. I colored
the checks AID the lips, and, taking
the lamp-black, fixed up the eye
brows and whiskers. Then the
body was placed on view, and
thousands of people looked at it.
OF course, it was an unsightly Oh
ject, but the paint was detected by
few Chicago Herald.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
The White Cigar d ali ere.

At meeting of the manufacture
ers of the White Cigar makers As
seeiation at Metropolitan Hall last
evening, the Committee on White
Labels reported that the demand
for goods bearing the white label
stamped upon the box was increas-
ing in order to test the sentiment
Of the various manufacturers it was
decided that committee should
call upon them and see how many
were in favor of white labor and
would employ it, to the exclusion
If Chinese. Call.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
- Rag BABY,

Judging from tie Crowded ap.u-
torlam, has cs;ughs and is making
o's success. 1t belongs to the
rider Of amusing absurdities, yet
it has something of bottom to it,
and while it Is wild and impossible
it is not vacuous. A Rag Baby IS
we'll played all around, everybody
goes into it with vim and spirit,
and there is no pause to the fun.
Mr.. Hoyt does not claim anything
much Cor his Rag Baby. Like ali
people who don't claim anything,
he makes a hit. 1t is generally
safe for man to leave the public
to give theiro own opinion Of his work
they rarely award any great popu-
larity to the fellow who tells them
that he knows he is immensely
clever. Hoyt may net add any
great factor of valuc to philosophy,
but he gives an .audianoe = couple
81 hours Of hearty laughter, and it
10 not all nonsense, either.--Sau
Fraacisoo Chronicle. y, sz-s 80
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
ALL SORTS.

| - LII fDO -
| There is chance of a SNOW
storm
Senator Sharon was last night
reported as dying.
Boys Ulster oyercoats Sc at Joe
Platt's. 1w
Gents. Ulster oyercoats $40 at
Joe. Platt's. 1w
Go to Chedic's and get can of
fresh oysters,
Boys all wool School Suits, 8 at
A. Bergmans.
Swits Condo underwear So per
suit at Joe. Platt's. lw
Wanted-A girl to Do general
Homework. Apply at this Office.
4. Angel; has been appointed
postmaster at the Mound House.
Frank Folsom is now selling
wheat at ? cents barley and oats
at , cents.
Lewis S. Cox, best Cardigan
jackets S. each at \. Bergman 5.
Fine fresh French candies just
received at No. S., opposite the
Mint.
At A. Bergman Swit's
Condo underwear, fast colors and
non shrinking, 50 per suit.
There will be fan party at the
skating rink on Friday evening.
Splendid music, rare fun and a gen
eral good time. I'd
A. Bergman does not advertise
old shelf worn trash, but sells fresh |
and desirable goods, 10 to 20 per
cent less than any other place in
the city.
The Woman's Art and Industrial
will meet on Saturday,
Nov. 18th, at the Arlington House
parlors at 2::3O o'clock Pm.
Mrs. LEONARD, President
Boys ulsters and oyercoats IS
each at A. Bergman
(These goods
nave not been in our store 5 to 10
7ears, but were al! received this
'erson.)
Thomas Manahan, No g Mont
street, Hudson n. Y. two
ears ago was given up by his ply
'icians. He was afflicted with dys-
,epsia and obstinate constipation
lad lost forty pounds in weight and
vas a bed-ridden invalid. He com
nenced taking Brandreth' Pills in
loses Of FIVE, four, two, and one.
Then he took two every night for a
month, gained eight pounds in
Weight and was able TO attend to
business. He took two pills every
light for the following six weeks,
md was entirely cured.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
JeHreys-s,ewis.

The mbinatlon of SO strong {
drama as 'Forget-Me Not With SC
good an actress, could only have re-
suited in a fine performance las,
evening. In the character of Ste
phanie she has never been ap-
preached. She applies herself to
bringing out the subtleties Of the
character with a perfect knowledge
of the lights and shades which
amounts to genius. She becomes
the strange being she represents
the instant she reaches the stage
until she reels off with dropping
jaw and face haggard with fear in
the last act Each little aside
and by play is touched with con
summate skill, and she possesses
the rare faculty of acting an in
famous part and yet drawing the
audience to her at the same time
4 beautiful wretch, an admirable
fraud. Some years ago she played
the same role here, and the verdict
was perfect, yet since that time.
she has managed to infuse some
thing into the part which makes
the audience think that they have
seen it for the first time. The
was excellent throughout.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
George Rakers Conversion.

George Baker Of Eureka, a Mem
Der of the Democratic Central Com
mittee, has resigned, and his letter
to Chairman Haeerman is pub
lished in the Enterprise. Among
other things he states tina. the OILY
plnak in the modern Democratic
platform is to oppose the progress
sion and public spirit of the Re-
publican party. The Democrats
IRE very mad about it.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
The New Dome site

George Mclaughlin, is the sole
agent in Carson for the New Do
nestle" sewing machine. A ma
chine which is now at the acknowl-
edged head of the long line of ma
chimes offered the public. Perfect
in action, noiseless and lasting.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
Arlington Arrivals

NJ. johnson, Truckee.
J. H. hatcher, Sacramento.
Ii. c. Sheldon, Candelaria.
VIM. Dale, Va. City.
Geo. Brown. Va. City.
Miss Carol Grouse
W. H. Thompson
Miss c.. little
Mr.. Reineau J. Lewis 60
Mr.. }. NJ. Mount
Mr.. Marshal
John Piper
VIM. Weston, Va City.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
Pfu Nlbsng

J. II. McCuirk the plumber, is
how located back Of Harris Bros,
and all jobs Of plumbing and
inning iin'tra.ttd to his care will
be attended to in workmanlike
manner, and you don't have to
mortgage your house to pay for it
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
The Garfield Fund

The New York Mail and Express
states that the fund raised in that
city in 1881 for the benefit of the
widow and children of President
fairfield now yields quartely $3,114
which is paid promptly to Mrs. Gar
field.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
PACIFIC COAST ITEMS.


Victoria, B G..
Only four high licences have
been issued so far in Los Angeles
Two Chinese butchers had cut.
ting scrape at Sacramento Tues
day. One will die.
The arguments IN the Mccoy
wife murder case, at San Buena-
ventura, were made Wednesday.
Mrs. Rogers, long a resident Of
Petaluma, was found dead in her
bed Tuesday at Santa Rosa.
Charles Jefferson, a half-breed,
slot Joseph Hidalgo at a house
near Redwood City on Wednesday
night.
Extensive experiments in grow
ing tobacco and rice are to be made
N Tulare the coming season.
Harry Bowan was arrested at
sacracramento Tuesday on the
charge of stealing a horse ara
buggy.
Manuel Garcia while drunk at
Santa Barbara was seriously in
.jured by fall from a two story
window Tuesday.
Michael Nee of Amador county,
Cal, was murdered at Harrison
River, B. c., last Sunday. No clue
10 the murderer.
Willard Wyatt, alias NJ D. Stew
art, indicted for numbering Louis
Fontaine, at Spring City last July,
is on trial at Winnemucca.
Charley Shields, aged twelve
years, was shot in the eye a Two
Rock, Sonoma county, yesterday, |
by boy named Perry, with a toy
pistol.
Haas, the leader Of the Cold Day
Theatrical troupe, had T. NJ. Wills,
the manager, arrested for disturb
ing the peace, at Los Angeles, on
Tuesday evening. Wills was dis
charged,
The preliminary examination of
the defendants in the Powers muir
der case began at HOLSTER Tues
day. The testimony Of the princi-
pie witness, Mrs. Melindy, vas
taken Y edncsday.
Martin D. Redmond, foreman of
the construction works of the DON
ahue Railroad, at Tiburon, was
killed at Tiburon Tuesday evening.
lie fell from box-car and two cars
passed over his body.
The Inyo Independent says:
Barn martins are said to be des-
.royers OF the Goblin moth. Or
chards that were almost denuded
Of foliage by this pest have been
cleared in short time after the
of the martins among
the branches.
Sixty Chinamen made an attack
On NJ. L. White, foreman Of the
McPherson raisin ranch, near Or
arge, last Friday. The Cinnamon !
afterwards requested the discharge
sf the white men employed and
who had gone to the assistance of
White, which was refused, but sew
rral Cinnamon were discharged.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
'rtie Largest Rink in the World

NEW YORK Nov. 5th.-The skat-
inx-rink fever is not st an end here.
A stock company will open On Lex
ington avenue, Thursday nev' h
Is said to be the large. 49,
10 - Of stone and brick
G2 g.. II long, 1916 feet wide and
. ct high, and valued at 1913,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
Polo at the Rink.

On Saturday evening there will
be polo match at the skating
rink. Harry De Alma will lead
one side, and Prof. Nawn the other.
Twelve players will participate. to-
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
Some Things That We DO,
AND
Some Things That We DON'T Do

We don't advertise bank account
We don't buy goods foi cash but pay our bills when
they due.
We don't sell trunks SO per cent below the manufac
turing price.
We have not failed four five times to enable us to
buy old shelf stock, the same as some of our
competitors
But we do keep the finest Stock of Clothing and Fur
nishing Goods in the city, which will be sold for les
than ever before. Come one ALL and be
vinced
A. BERGMAN.
Arlington Block.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
Burned Out.

Siddons, the matchmaker aud
ajeweler, has opened a shop oppc-
site the Opera House, where he is
pre- pared to attend to all work in
his line as formerly. Watches,
decks, jewelry sss. rspairea sad
vsUante1. a fts,s 'sssraifg oaT
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
Furnished Rooms t. Let

Furnished rooms to rent. en- suit
or single. Inquire Of Mrs. Dan
Able, corner Of Curry and. JehnI
STREETS. betxeen Jaaxs ReksaS's
a,a JeAxe MsrpAy's. .aEA .ssta
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
Aoy /

". Il. Chedie has Just received
fresh Baltimore oysters BY express
direct frou Ralti4>cs.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06

- - esst sf7 aae9a S aHzss
$500 = & 80 ., so' r eg@ -
r - 80 : rs.~ss9 zee
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
i EARTERsAY e & r. GaT OF
NFGOunty Auditor and Treasurer
ORMSBY COUNTY.
state Of Nevada.
OFFICE OF Comfy AUDITOR !
ORA b COUNTY, New
SKPTEMBER so, 1885.
state Of Nevada.

To the Honorable Board Of County Commits
sio,sers, Of Oinasby County, Gentlemen: =
The County Auditor respectfully sub
mis- the following iOrt of the finan-
cial affairs Of the said county for the
three months ending september 30th,
1885, being third qnarter OF 1888.
Ba tance in the Treasury July
L, 1850. ..........S S67S w
amount in treasury apportioa,ed as .toilo~s:
In the general fund. ...........S 277U GS
" " salary ............... 1913 %
% county building repair
fund. ............ 49,. 1913 40
In the state fund ...... 20 81
Comfy school fund...... 153 IS
I" % District JudgeS's salary
fund. -. .......... ....... OF O.
In the railroad interest and
sinking fund %
In the contingent funi ... 1874 81
. State SchOOi district No. 2
fund ..... 49,. 100. ........ 81 81
In the county school district No
fund. ..:.... '.............. 1853 81
In the county school district No
3fund H.. .............,. 81 Is
In bones OF 1881 fund 66 is
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06
BLUMENTHAL & COINS
CLOTHING EMPORIUM
SEE; WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY

First-Paying Cash for our goods we undersell ev-
erybody.
Second-We propose to stay in Carson, therefore
will keep nothing but the best
Third-Among Our latest you will find all shades of
Scotch and American TWeeds and English Cassimeres
for gentlemen and youths. The Puritan" Hat, the
Waukenphast Shoes, the Pepper Scarf, the Lewis s.
Cox Cardigan Jackets, and large variety Of Furnish
ing Goods Shoes Trunks, etc.
p<@>It will pay you well to inspect our Fall in
voice We guarantee satisfaction 10 everything.
BLUMENTEAI, & COIN.
County Building, Carson New
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06

S4J35 ~
FRED. d. TURNER,
County Auditor,
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1885-11-06

RecapitaIdti0a:
Balance on hand in treasury
July |, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS 500 Il
Receipts dur ng third Xuarter
Julw, August aud september s2S5 Oh
1892 @
Disbursements during quarter SI2596 63
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-10-17
CHERIFF's SALE.

T. PURCELLs, EXECUTOR, VS.. A; WILLIS WILLIS
Mo. 2l97.-The State Of LOUISIANA
Parish of Ouachita. Fifth District Court
BY virtue Of writ Of Ge,i lacias issued ss t Py
the Hon. Fifth District Court, in ana 1or tne
Parish of Ouachita, and to me directed In
the above entitled and numbered nass sS,S,
and will sell at public auction, between a3
legal hours of sale, to the last and Mgnesst
BIDDER, at the door of the Court House III
the City of Monroe, La, on
Saturday, 7th Day of November, 1885,
the following described property, to-wit:
A certain plantation situated in Ouachita
Parish, about five miles below the City o.
Monroe, on the east bank OF the Ouachi Is
river. and fronting on said river, being
bounded above by lands of Mrs. Dorcas
Dinkgrave, and below by lands belonging LONGING
being known as B1ckhorn plantation ,a amS
being the same purchased by this morGgagol
from r. W. Ridcharson on Dec. !, 1868.
Seized as the property of defendant, ant
will be sold to satisfy said writ and costs.
Terms of Sale-Cash, with the benefit
j. f. MCGUIRE, Sheriff.
Saturday, October 8, 1885.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-10-17
you will meet and be united to those

you will meet and be united to those
who are dear to you In thts?"
81 have no particular desire to be de-
sfre to be destroyed. I am willing to
90 to heaven If there Is such place,
and enjoy myself forever and ever. II
would give me infinite satisfaction to
know that all mankind are to be happy
forever. Infidels love their wives and
children as well as Christians do theirs.
I havs never said q word against
heaven-never said word against the
idea of Immortality. On the contrary,
I have said all I could truthfully say In
favor of the idea that we shall i've
again. I most sincerely hope that
there is another world better than this,
where all the broken ties OF love Will
he united. 1t is the other place l have
been fighting. Better that all OF us
should sleep the sleep of death forever
than that some should suffer pain for
ever. II, In order to be heaven
there must be hell, thee say away
with both. MY doctrine puts the bow
Of hope over every grave; my docsslne
takes from every mothers heart the
+ fear of hell. No good man would en-
low himself in heaven with his friends
+ in hell. No good God could enjoy
himself in heaven with his friends In
hell. No good God could enjoy Him
self in heaven with millions of His
poor. helpless mistakes In hell. The
orthodox idea of heaven-with Coo an
eternal inquisitor, a few heartless
angels. and some redeemed orthodox
all enjoying themselves while the vas
multitude will weep In the rayles
gloom of Gods eternal dungeons no
calculated to make man good or happy
I cm doing what I can to civilize tn
lchu.ches, human!ze the preachers ant
lpet the fear of hell out Of the human
lheart. In this business am meeting
with great success.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-10-17
LEGAL ADVERTISEMENTS.
cHER1FF,s SALE.


Mrs. s. F. HEAD, VS.. ROBERT RICHARD
SON,-No. 1733.-The State OF Louis.
lana, Parish of Ouachita, Fifth Dhtric'
Court.
Bv virtue of q writ of fe'i facids issued
nv the Hon. Fifth District Court, In ana 10!
the Parish of Ouachita, and to me dlrecte4 =
in the above entitled and numbered sun,
have seized and taken into my possession,
and will sell at public auction, between
legal hours of sale, to the last and hignesst
bidder, at the door Of the Court House III
the City of Monroe, La, on
Saturday, 7th Day of November' 1882
the following property to-wit:
A certain lot of ground with residence
and other improvements thereon, IN
Monroe, La, situated at the SCUM "ese
corner of square No. IL, fronting lbt
feet. mora or less, on Washington street
ana 1859 feet, more or less, OH Second street
also another lot of ground in rear OF the
above described lot fronting IS feet or
second street and running back between
parallel lines 1866 feet, between the property
Of Mrs. Million and the lot above described
acquired from r. w. Janison as per deec
recorded in Notarial Book folio ~
Records of this Parish.
Seized the property Of defe end nnst ane
Terms of Sale-Cash, with the beneht
J. e. MCGUIRE, Sheriff.
Saturday, October 8, 1885.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-10-17

Fire at the W, 8. & II. Car Yards.
About 1850 O'Clock fire was discover.
ed In q box car loaded with cotton
that was brought in by local freight No.
~, Wednesday evening. Two engines
that was standing in the yard were
brought into service by Jos. Ammons,
Yard Master, and had the burning car
taken out of the yard and brought
down to the water tank where the fire
was soon extingulshed. About forty
bales Of cotton were damaged and the
car almost total loss.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-10-17
CHEIsIEF'S SALE.
Mrs. A. d. ABLY, Ell AL. VS.. SALONE
BRANNON, EFT AL.

Mrs. A. d. ABLY, Ell AL. VS.. SALONE
BRANNON, EFT AL.
State of Louisiana, Parish Ouachita,
Fifth District Court.
BY virtue of a writ of seizure and sale
issued by the Hon. Fifth District Court.
in and for the Parish of Ouachita, and
to mo directed in the above entitled and
numbered suit 1 have seized and taken
into my possession, and will sell
at public auction, between legal hours
of sale, to the last and highest bidder,
mt the door ofthe Court House in the city OF
Monroe, La, on
Saturday, 2lst day of November, 1883,
the following described property to-wit:
na Ier first addition to Monroe, La,
having front of fifty (50) feet on Wood
street and running back between parallel
lines ono hundred and forty-six (l46) feet.
Seized as the property of defendant, and
will be sold to satisfy said writ and costs.
Terms of sale, cash.
j. f. MCGUIRE, Sheriff.
Saturday, October II 1855.
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-10-17
CHERRIES SALE.

j. H. FLOURNOY, VS.. THOS. AMBER
SON.-No. 25Sl-The State of Lou
isiana, Parish of ouachita, Fifth Dis
trict Court.
By virtue of writ of Il. fa. issued by
the Hon. Fifth District Court, in and for the
Parish of Ouachita, and TO me directed in
the above entitled and numbered suit,
have seized and taken into my possession,
and will sell at public auction, between legal
hours of sale, to the last and highest bidder,
at the door ofthe Courthouse, In the city OF
Monroe, La, on
Saturday, 2lst day of November, 1885,
the following described property, to wit:
of the north east quarter of section twoi2)
Township Is, North Range East, contain
ing forty acres more or less. being the
same land acquired by plaintiff from VIM.
G. Atwell as per deed recorde in Notarial
book I. folio 59S.
Seized as the property of defendant, and
will be sold to satisfy said writ and costs
Terms OF sale-To make the sum of one
| hundred and sixty dollars with interest on
| two hundred dollars from LIST january, 1883
annum interest and like interest on one
hundred and sixty dollars from 26th March
4 1884. with recognition Of plaintiffs vendor.
and mortgage privilege ON the land above
| described and in addition the above de
soribed land will be sold to cover tho en-
| wit the sum of three hundred and sixt.
dollars and interest ON terms of credit y
meet tho unmatured installments of salt
/ debt n foflcSSs one hundred dollars du'
1sty <anuary, q Ssf with eight per cent pc
q hundred e liars due january I, 1857
With eight ps cent ssNr annum interes
I from lst January, lssaN .yfRE sheriff
1 Saturday, October lax
The Ouachita telegraph. [volume] (Monroe, La.) 1865-1889, 1885-10-17

"Jabez," said his wife sharply, "that
new man you hired last week Is down
with the lockjaw. Now I want to
know If that's anything ketchin' -
And Jabez looked al her with tears in
his eyes and said in mournful tones
uOh. no. No. No. Alas, no; 'tatn''
ketchin'." And he says, although
she don't believe 1t, that he doesn't
know what made her so Outrageously
mad about it.-BOstO,s Transcript.