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Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

That fishing is splendid?
That colds are universal
That the town is orderly
That business is just $3.50.
That the weather fluctuates ?
That swallows skim overhead ?
That black birds are arriving ?
That Spring hasn't sprung yet
That some trees have burst bud!
That April is how(er)ing her face?
That books ara better friends than
men
That we hope the fair will be contin-
ued this fall
That Harry Doll smiles broad, deep
smile nowr
The robins are being slaughtered by
gunners
That Constable O'Neal likes close
nippers?
That many visitors are expected here
in the summer
That Mayor Lambert had better look
"a leetle bit out
That Fourpaw's show will be here on
Friday Oath inst
That the Little Bavarian Band" is
honey sucker
That the Nations" next week will
be worth attendingp
That the dark river has borne away
many of our people2
That the farmer is the main prop
and stay Of the land
That the INDEPENDENT has bigger
circulation than ever?
That Mr.. VIM. DeGrange has been
slightly under the weather.
That two bright little Gipsies will be
at the "Nations," next week ?
That old gentlemen are fixing front
gates for summer sick lovers
That Mr.. Buzzard has purchased the
Dooly property on King Street
That disappointments are more num-
erous than those without the dis E?
That Mr.. 49, is going TO be
our next County Superintendent
That the little fly will soon annoy the
man who slumbers Ger the preached
wordp
That man on the brink of skating
rink, is liable to wink at the girl in
pink?
That Capt. Ed Maxwell has more jol-
ly fun in him than most Of the young
people2
That West End reigns supreme and
the government at the market house
still lives?
That third mountaineers have start.
ed for town, so as to be here in time
for the circusp
That the yeung lady who sent the
local editor beautiful Easter egg has
his most grateful thanks?
That we should be ashamed Of the
conduct allowed at entertainment in
the halls of the town and that the po-
liceman should be made do his duty?
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

By lack of open air exercise, and the
want of sufficient care in the matter of
diet, the whole physical mechanism Of
ten becomes impaired during the win
ter. Ayers Sarsaparilla is the proper
remedy to take in the spring of the year
to purify the blood, invigorate the sys-
sem, excite the liver to action, and re-
store the healthy zone and vigor.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

WE dropped in to see our friend Jas.
f. Thompson, of the irm of Thompson
& Co., clothiers, last week, and found
him busy with customers. His stock
comprises all the latest and cheapest
styles, and his friends are always well
come.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

1 DIED AT HIS POsT.-Last Saturday
Mr.. Thomas Ray, conductor on the
first division of the B. and O., was kill
ed at Frederick Junction, while coup
ling his train. He was caught between
the bumpers and being released expired
without uttering word
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

A BAND of Gipsies are camped a
short distance from town on the Will
Transport pike. The town has received
their compliments several times during
the week, and we notice they are pretty
good judges of horse flesh
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

A SPECIAL term of the County Court
will be held to-day Saturday to ap-
point road surveyors where vacancies
exist, and acting with reference to the
County roads.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

Halls Hair Remover renews, clean
SEES, brightenes, and invigorates the
hair, and restores faded or gray hair to
its youthful color and lustre. People
with gray hair prefer to use the Renew
er, rather than proclaim to the world.
through their bleaehed locks, that they
are becoming aged, and passing on to
decay,
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11
SEVERAL weeks ago we made com

SEVERAL weeks ago we made CON-
plant about the non-delivery of
our mail at Spring Mills. We have re-
ceiveed notice that no papers turned
up there last Saturday. This is case
of pure carelessness and we propose
here after to have our mail deliver
ed or to know the reason why it is not.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

LAST week Mr.. John Byers came
near having his arm taken off, by catch
ing 1t in some machinery at the B. q o.
Shops. The limb was badly crushed,
but we notice John about again.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

UNDER the milder and warmer rays
of Old Sol the wheat has received lit
tie impetus. Mr.. Asahel Vanmetre
says he has just the finest outlook i'm
aginable, and feels proud of it.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

Mr.. DAVID MEYERS, of the Day
light Clothing Store, has his new spring
stock of suits, hats, neckwear, collars
and cuffs. His store is in the old Post
Office building, where he calculates to
push the Clothing trade for the remain
der of the year. Call in.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

TwENTY-FoUR persons were confirm
ed in the Lutheran church last Sunday,
and twelve were received by certificate.
About $50 persons received the Holy
Sacrament. Rev. t. M. Dosh, d D.,
assisted the pastor, and the solemn and
touching exercises were witnessed by a
large audience
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

A NEW FIRM.-Tbe Peerless Lime
Works, for years past owned by Mr.. I'll.
B. Hambry, and more recently by MI
Mcdowell, have resumed operation un-
der the firm name of Faussett 81 Son.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

MR.. HI. ). HYoE is improving his
store building on Queen street, by Civ
ing it new coating Of paint, and when
finished twill be handsome residence.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

PURE EGGs.-See advertisement OF
George ". Kern, in another column,
for eggs from prime poultry and Lean
ing seed corn.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

WHERE is the girl Of long ago 2"
sings Joaquin Miller. We saw her the
other day, Joaq. But she isn't a girl
any more, she had gray hair and no
teeth and wore specks.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

IF the person who sent us contribu-
tion upon "Spring" will call in our Of
flee he will find a small sized cyclone,
waiting to pull him asunder.
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LEE.

For life to me is ms station,
Wherein apart the traveller stands
One absent long from home and nation
In other lands.
And I, as he who stands and listens,
Amid the twilight's chill and gloom.
70 hear, approaching in the distance,
The train for home.
Lonafcitom
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

FOUR persons were bsptised by Rev.
r. II. Pitt, in the Baptist church last
Sunday night. The administration of
this ordinance was very solemn.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

WE have hung our harp on the willow
tree and will not speak of Spring, An
ME dear, until the cowslips blossom and
the woods are painted green.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

MR.. GEORGE L. SINCENDIvER has
moved to town, occupying the Boley
homestead on King street. Georges
many friends are glad to receive him as
q citizen.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

Read all the advertisements of spring
medicines, and then take Ayers Sarsa-
parilla, the best blood purifier.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

Physicians, clergymen, and scientists
unite in recommending the use of
Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair Renew
or
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

I WANT to be printer, and with the
printers stand-a spot OF ink upon my
nose, and a job stick in my hand.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

Mr.. w. H. Gibson will have in the
May HARPER, an interesting study of
"a Witch-hazel Copse," with illustra-
tons by himself.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

STORE ROOM FOR RENT.--Coiner stope
room in the Everett House Building, OPP
posite Peoples National Bank. First
class location. For further particulars
apply to Henry Wilen, Mayors office.
b.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

WHAT did the spider do when he
came out of the arks He took a fly and
went home.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

JUDGE FAULKNER held Court this
week in Morgan, and Court will COM
mence here next Tuesday.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

The man who began keeping diary
at the first OF he year is still keeping
it, but he now uses the pages as cigar
cite papers.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

TAKE DR.. Fahrney's Syrup of Wild Cher
ry and stop your cough. Noth2dg equals
it. Druggists % and 80 cts.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

The drummer with his spring sam
pies is on the road.
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4 PrettyWOman' S Secret.

Fear Of discovery, when she resorts TO
~.4 hair and dyes. Is source OF con-
slant anxiety TO her. The very persons
from whom she most desires 10 hide the
waning OF her charms are the ones most
likely TO make the discovery. But there
Is no reason why she should not regain
and retain I'LL the beauty OF hair that was
her pride in youth. Let her use AYERS
HAIR VIGoR, and, not only will her hair
cease TO fan out, but new growth Will
appear where the scalp has been denudcd;
md locks that ARE turning gray, or have
actually grown white. will return 70 their
pristine freshness and brillancc OF color
AYERS HAIR VIGoR cures
Hereditary Badness.
GEORGE MAYER. Fiotonid, Tcrds.was
bald nc % wears OF rye, rs his ancestors
had been fer several generations. One
bottle OF HAIR NIGeR staried 4 growth of
soft. downy hair all over his scalp. which
soon became thick, long, aud vigorous.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

TRADE dollars are now worth only
eighty cents. and are not wanted at
that.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

Mr.. d. s. NOBLE is in the city lay
ing in his spring goods.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

FIRST fer keepsl" is now the howl
Of the hOodlums on our streets.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11
April LIST Notice.

FINE Corkscrew suits in English,
French and American make ut CHEAP
JOHNS, next to Continental Hotel
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

FOR the largest ard most complete line
of clothing call on CHEAP JOHN next
to Continental Hotel. Prices that will
defy competition. all
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

GETTINGER B HOKES celebrated
premium Farmers Kip and Calf Boots
are superior to any sold in this market
and cheaper too. Warranted Water Proof
anc prime in e,ory way.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

WE have made it a study to have the,
best fit ing clothes that can be found, our
prices also meet the demand ofthe people.
DAYLIGHT CLOTHING HOUSE, n.
MYERS.
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FOR a nice child's suit call on CHEAP
JOHN, next to continental Hotel. Prices
so low that will astonish all all
PERSONS wishing nure Brown Leg
horn eggs for settings can procure them
at the residence OF w. H. H. FLICK.
a4.lmo
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

GE1TIN GER = HOKE'S stock Of Kid
pebbled, and Kid foxcd fine buttoned
boots, cannot be excelled either in quality
or price In this market They recommend
only good goods
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

IA RMERS ! when you come 10 town
before purchasing elsewhere call VT the.
DAYLIGHT CLOTHING HOUSE, aud
be convinced that he sells the cheapest
and hes, goods in town IA
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

A FULL SUPPLY of homeopathic
Specifies always on hand and for sale At
list prices, by
jn2l L. w. BAKER.
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NOTIFIES, your boys will need rev
suits this .spriog, and THOMPSON &
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II you want nobby SUIT cheap, call At
THOMPSON s. cos.
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FROM the appearance Of THOMPSON
g. cos. clothing house this week they
must be doing an immense business with
their new stock of mems, boys and chill
drens clothing. Staley Building
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SPECIAL prices given on boys school
suits at JAS. +. THOMPSON q CO.'S
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hUSIN heS tOtssL..


TO THE H.. DIES.
NctC Spring and Summer. Dress
Goods.
CAPTURE CLOTH,
ALvATROS CLOTH,
SILK MIXEn SU1TINGS,
OTTOMAN CLOTHS,
SHEPHERDS PLAID.
NUNS VIKINGS,
CASHMERES,
PLAIN AND FIGURED SATTEENS,
FIGURED ORGANIZES,
LACE CT CHAINS,
INDIA PLAIDS,
INDIAN LINENS,
FRnNCH NAINS0OK.
PERSIAN LA WIN,
FRENCH WELT
OUR SPECIALITY, cHIScHILtA BEaE.
We have just received . large and COM
plete stock o the above vods in All the
new and fashionable shades, and believ.
ing we can please the mos criti,al taste,
would respectfully ssk an inspection OF
them from the ladies. u. w, HOkE.
all-2t
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FOR the latest style hats THOMPSON
Il co can AGO, modate you. all
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AND this is spring, gentle spr-!
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FOR cheap clothing 90 to TiOMP-
SON g. Co. Staley Building. all
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BUSINESS LOCALS.


bargains for the Ladies'.
WE have beautiful line Of fancy
able styles, bought at bankrupt sale, we
will sell at from 3ss to 50 per cent less
than regular prices to close them out
GETTINGER & HOKE,
Blond.l Building
Ea- The locals and advertisements Of
Gettinger Hoke are interesting to all in
need Of cheap boots. shoes, hats. caps, etc.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-04-11

WE saw fLe suit OF clothes this week
that came from THOMPSON 81 CO.'S
new stock. Staley Building. all
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Found

ON Burke ST., Wednesday, April 9Th. a
ladies gold chain. The owner can have
same by calling, proving property. and
paying cost JOHN L. BATEMAN,
aiI-lt Cor Burke St Maple Ave.
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LOCAL NEWS.
GRANT PITzER, .,......~Local Editor.

TRAMP, more tramps +!
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30

briefly but pointelly, recounting the
progress that had been lnlde since pio-
neer days, and paying tribute to the
work of the Dakota editors in bringing
about the grand result. He closed with
a witty allusion which was loudly ap
plauded, and put the guests in jolly
good humor. A. G. Mellettc of Water
town made brief speech, which was
well received. lie recognized the great
ness of st. Paul and Minneapolis, but
believed in time Watertown would
eclipse them both. The eNcoursionists
appreciated the generous hospitality of
st. Paul al the more because the well
come was informal. WItertown would |
probably be directly connected with st.
Paul by rail before the snow flies. and
then the people of the great city of Da-
kota would be happy to greet tie citi-
zens of st. Paul and give them, not u
royal welcome, but a welcome from the
heart. Gen. Pease Of Watertown was
called upon to respond to the toast.
1.-The Ladies'" lie said it was growing
late and he would beg to be excused,
but the ladies OF Dakota speak for
themselves. DIR. Murphy of st. Paul
took up the subject, and kept his aud
itors in roar of laughter by his witty
remarks. He said when he first saw
the editors riding about the city in car
riages he thoughta lot Of railroad mag
mates and capitalists had arrived. lie
was glad to see st. Paul and Dakota
shaking hands, and was astonished to
see the editors wives along, as he never
knew an editor to go anywhere with
his wife before. Mr.. Hague, one of the
visitors, made some happy hits and re.
ceived large share Of applause, after
which the guests dispersed, Master of
Ceremonies Cochran pleasantly bidding
them bon voyage. Most of the visitors
returning to Minneapolis on the II
o'clock tram, a number of them, how
eyer, remaining oyer to prolong their
visit in st. Paul. The reception was
most satisfactory to entertained and
entertainers"
In closing this breif account of a
most delightful trip, it Is with Il feeling
that words are hardly adequate to cx-
press our gratitude to those who done
SO much to make it success. The citi-
zens of Watertown, one and all, ex-
erted themselves to make the stay in
that handsome young city one of pleas
ure and profit. The Jobber's Associa-
ton of Minneapolis, through Messrs.
G.. Is. Heifelinger, Geo. r. Newell, V.
G. Hush and Anthony Kelly. treated
the Dakota Press Association in a man
} ner that will forever endear that city
, to those who were so fortunate us to be
present and participate in the enjoy
!. .mcnts of the occasion. st. Paul's re-
: ception was generous and one long to
| be remembered, and it is regretted by
G all that our stay in that metropolitan
!. city WAS necessarily of SO short dura.
e ton. Last, hut not least. to the presi
8 dent Of the association, Mr.. S. J. Conk
r lin, are its members in great measure
. indebted for the grand reception which
y awaited them at every point visited
] 1 Mr.. Conklin has libored earnestly Il
make the association one of which
4 every member may be proud, and thcs
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30
PERSONAL.

"Father" Conway was a pleasant
caller Monday.
John Dwyer, Mary Dwyer and Miss
Ella Pickett made trip to Vermillion
the fore part of the week.
Mr.. o. B. Grey, of Lennox, accompa-
MED by his brother, L. B. Gray, of Pal
myra, Wis, visited the Herald sanctum
Tuesday.
Miss Emma Fitch, of Yaniton, left
on Tuesday evenings train for Pacific
Junction, Iowa, where she will join
friends with whom she will visit Den
yer, Colorado Springs, and other por-
tions of Colorado.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30

who were present know the success
which has thus far crowned his efforts.
AS we were speeding homeward over
the broad prairics, by the magnificent
fields of waving grain, and through the
prosperous young towns springlng up
on every side, the thought came that 1t
was these that are building up in the
golden northwest two cities which will
soon become united and be the pride of
the west, the envy Of the east and the
wonder of the world The connecting
link is now being forged which is to
unite st. Paul and Minneapolis-and
what Il glorious city it will make.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30
Dissolution Of par.ner.hip.

Notice is hereby given that the part
nership heretofore existing between
Rowland Rees and j. II. Gallagher,
under the firm name of Rees Il Gala
CHER. is this day dissolved by mutual
agreement, j. II. Gallagher retiring.
All accounts due said firm will be paid
to Rowland Rees, who will pay all ac-
counts aginst t.said firm.
Witness our hands this 9th day of
July, 1885. ROWLAND REEs.
jill. GALLAGHER.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30
Not &C.

Any person wishing to cut hay on
my land will please make arrangements
with me at Yankton. Parties cutting
hay, or herding cattle on the same
without my consent are liable to fine
JOHN p. SHIFFMAN.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30
Welcome ridinrs.

To consumers of the weed. At Pho
neer Drug store can be had the
"Rosamond" and "Texas Siftings," the
best cent cigars in the world.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30

Corn prospects are immense.
Basye says it is horse, but quite old.
Green corn and cucumbers are plenty
on the market.
Buy your tubs. pals and butter tubs
of, Hogan s. Pier.
The total assessment of Turner
county is S1,5S5,5ss.
Hog cholera is said to have broken
out in Clay county.
The band boys are preparing for
grand entertainment.
Best machine oil 80 cents per gallon
at g. Fl. Montgomery's.
A good supply of self-sealing fruit
jars at, Hogan & Piers.
According to the assessors returns
Turner county contains 1874 voters.
Seventeen pounds good preserving
sugar for s1O0 cash. Mansfield & Allen.
The pay car went down about noon,
leaving the boys token of remember
ance.
But little business has been done in
town during this excessively warm
week.
For Sale Cheap: One set of timers
tools. Enquire of Rowland Rees, Hur-
ley, Oak.
Our 40 cent tea is a pure uncolored
Japan, good strength and flavor, try it.
Mansfield Il Allen.
q. II. Montgomery makes an addi.
tion to his display ad. this week which
is of interest to all.
+. Brauch has thanks of the editor
for assistance rendered in furnishing
copy for last weeks paper.
Brauch is putting in his time before
breakfast training his dogs for thu
coming slaughter of prairie chickens.
Hurley now has two meat markets
T. w. Kyle having taken out licens'
to furnish the citizens with this neses
sary article of food.
/ We won't be undersold on groceries
and crockery by anyone, our stock /
fresh and clean and bought as cheap a
cash wouldIbuy it. We garantee salts
faction. Mansfield s. Allen.
A pony team attached to a top bugg
started In the lower part of town t
have little runaway, but as the.
passed through Center avenue jim
Hogan Che belongs to the lst, nine) con
vinced them they were no runners an
brought them to a halt.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30
Wells.

Wells.
/ will be at Hurley and vicinety to
put down wells for parties wishing
them. Leave your. order at G. II. Mont
gomery's store.
WILDER GALLoPp.
Turner County herald. (Hurley, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1885-07-30

HOW TO AISS. o.
Cream and peaches once a week,
Kiss your girl on the nght-hand cheek;
Apples green and apples dried,
KISS her ON the other side.
Review.
That eyinces wretched taste;
Take your girl about the waist,
Lift her to her pink toe tips.
Aad print it squarely on her lips.
Frankfort Yeoman.
Seize your maiden in your arms,
Flushing with her tempting charms;
Aud IT would, we think, be snugger,
Oft to kiss and tightly hug her.
Paris Citizen.
Take your girl III warm embrace,
Heart to heart, and face to face,
Eye to eye, and nose to nose,
Flippity-tlop, and away she goes.
-Flemingsburg Democrat.
What's the use of all this rhyme?
Take your girl at any time,
Squeeze her till the bushes come,
Shut your eyes and-yum-yum-yum
Christian at Work.
We find our way by far the best,
To set the senses in whirl-
just give your own dear girl rest
And kiss some other fellows girl.
-Lockport Daily Union.
And if your girl is prone to dine
On onions, and her breath's "to fine"
Just "Hello Central!" in soft tone
And kiss her through the telephone.
-EX.
IT the girl is yourintended,
Advance to her with arms extended;
Fold her tightly to your breast,
And you may bet she'll do the rest.
Homecoming Review.