New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-08-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

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THE TALK or THE DAY.
II these amateur microscopes are not looked after
they will give prohibition black eye. AT the oonyen-
ton In Cleveland Ohio, member asonisned multitudes
OF visitors by showing them millions OF bacteria which he
gathered on mans teeth He was amazed to find
that the bacteria from the mouth OF another man were
dead Investigation revealed the fact that the man had
Just tsNen drink OF whlskey. No Cleveland man VIII
be troubled with bacteria after this.
Gentlemen are reauested not TO shoot when hon
orable member is in line with the Augustus p. Collins
window" This pathetic inscription was once 70 10
Augustus r. Collins had periodically presented the
Senate with valuable stained glass WINDOW anu as
%et IL broken oy casual revolver shots. Leglslato
could shoot each other or the SPEAKER Just as Do
out drawing bead " ON ths Augustus r Colins
window -lst. James's uondon) Gazette.
Attorney General Garland is plain, blunt man and
has little respect for the conventionaties Of fe He
says that he never dress coat and never will wear
one General Cabel OF Texas. in speaking OF him, said
the other day; Mr.. Cleveland Will have nara Joo IN
persuadng Garland attend swell receptions or SIT Tor
hours at q state dnuer The Attorney General thinks
too much OF comfort to put up with such cere
mones He told me that one OF the conditions under
which he accepted his the Cabinet was that none
of the restraints OF Washington society should be placed
him"
Good lords appear to be "a scarce in England now as
good Indians in America. -lsaD Francisco Post
DR.. Kleibor, a Russian scientist. says that nearly
Oc0 tons Of moeoric dust falls upon the earth every
year and sono people who put their trust To scientists
al 0 much frightened about It.
sevoral Ceto tumul I'm the district OF Geinberg In
pper Austria which have been opened during the last
two years, found to contain valuable relies Q,
prehistoric times; and similar tnm e .ss
hood which found 20 contain diadem OF pure goo.
richly carved the weknown style OF old Celtic art
London Globe.
IN, Graphle recently said: "The greatest reproaoh
to which New-York exposed in connection with Grant
IS that Ferdinand " ard Is still unwhipt or justice we
should put him in striped suit before erecting any
statue or memorial to the dead soldier BUT the present
generation may pass away before our SLOW moving
officials snail put stripes on Ward Must inc ooun
try wait I'LL the next century proper monument
raised 20 Grant,
FEW sEAsONABLE RHYMES.
The Fat Man Retoices.
The months roll on. the tOrrid heat
OF summers almost over;
The nights are growing cool again.
. The Fat man feels In clover.
Pit 'sm Array.
Though Sol still gows. his tropic strength
No longer he can MUSTER;
Wen soon put by the palm-leat ran,
Likewise the linen duster
He Rnoeks the Dust Ont Of he Bible Agafn.
The parson. back to work. refreshed,
Now stirring sermons preaehes
Tho girls coming homo again
In bevies from the besches.
Misspent and Wei-spent Time.
Some signing over precious time
They've wasted In nirtat0ns,
And some, whoye hooked their fish TO make
Their wedding preparations
They're Got Home.
Now people who've been living back"
Avoiding observation,
Throw open wide their blinds In 'front.'
Which means " Home from VACATION
No More Nigh LIE Belov Stairs
From beach and mountains. families
And from the Kitchens. servant maids
Are clearing out their COUSINS
Kissed By Old Sol
Tho pretty girls who went away
With cheeks rod rs cherries,
We notice coming back day
With faces brown rs berries
A Premature Erplosion.
Now IN the fields from dawn till dark
The ardent sportsman fingers
with the result An empty bag.
A missing pair OF fingers ~ ,,-,.
Among other things Pennsylvania is noted for the
rosness Of its thieves. Recently five OF them after
ransacking a country house. held formal meeting In
the paror aud voted the question whether the owner
n, the house and his wife should DO whipped or not
Tho result was 3 to against the whipping. Resou' |
tons of sympathy put In writing and left on the
table, where the roDoeo oouPio iou"u '"'' "'N' AA
ing
s,udent I'm Instrumentation wishes to know what |
he should success. We should not
advise him 10 begin with such ambitious woik Let |
hia arat work be score OF simpler character base.
hall acore for example, would be striking anhr,
he Arranged Il In modern pitch" and gave the con-
dctnr chance to uso his bat on. -" Musical Herald
Another case Of jail-breaking Is reported II many
more oonvios escape MI Cleveland Will have no trouble
I'm filling tho Offices with good Democrats
John Jordan hunting near Cola recently and ran
into hornets nest In trying TO get away his gun was
A. charged and the load OF shot lodged In the middle
OF his back innicung serious wound. -lOregonan
A historic Parsan cafe has lust been closed. II was
called the Cafe Procope. aud It was In the Rue dc
pAnoienne Com6de said to be the Oldest cafe In
France and the first where Ices were introduced. |
During the eighteenth century was the favorte resort
of tho aoademcians, many Of whose portraits are |
papted on the walls modern times 1t was the meet
ing -plaoe of political club.
beautiful spray for the hair or low bodice consists
OF piece OF acacia flower In pink translucent enamel
with leaf diamonds set In silve-. Tho Jeweler
The West has scored another victory Already ahead
of the East many things. she now comes to the
ont In the divorce business breaking the record Into
smithereens Place, Chicago time. thirty minutes
Flags must be almost n drug In the African market
now large quantity OF French tri-oolors was iln-
ported 20 the West by NJ de Brazza the British
nag mot much for having been occasionally
bnried) s To be seen the SOUTH ana the cnterprsng
Consul Naohtigai planted whole forest OF nagpoies
bearing German Gags various aarious spots about