New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
KS Of It and then he fires up all

the luz Mr. Holmes looks OF II and then nc nfeS w AZ
OF a sudden ana yells;
"Flash out a stream Of biood-rea wine!
For w0ud drink to other days.
Bv Georg, was getting kind of worked mp uV M
~ I ar VS. LOOK mere my fat friend, I'm arnn,
ming this snanty, trI II the court knows ileISo ''D
take Whiskc y-straight or yrG'h 81 dfy'
We'll they went on drinking aud pretty soon t d@i
throat e,ichre at ten cents "A comeron trust begun
dealt. looked at his hand, shook MS heau, say
"Pm the dOubier and the doubt
and calmly nuehed the hands AMI went to shutting tor
a new lay ont says he-
.Thev reckon I'll who caye mo outs
They know not well the subtle ways
keep. pass and deal dgdm
uarg,d II he didn't 20 ahead and do it, too! o. he was
acCoi onei Wei, III asot scn see by Mr. Emersons
eye thai he m ged he EN- lie bad already cGrraed
two tricks and each OF the others one 90 no" H' W
OF lifts little in his chair ana says
81 tire OF globes and aces =
Too long Il game ia played:
and down he fetched "A right bower. Mr. Longieho"
smiles sweet as pie and says
Thanks, thanks to thee, my worthy FRIEND
For the lesson thou las faughtj
and dog my cats If he didn't down with o,eneT TEL
bower Well. sir, up jumps Holmes, a'war-whoopng aS
usual, and says
"God help them if tho tempest swings
Tie pine against the palm"
and wish may 20 to grass If he didn't swoop down
with anOtter right bower! Emerson caps Ills mana on
his bowie. Longielow Gaps MS on MS reVUiNepi bu
went undcra bunk. There was gong 10 DE tr9uO'9' p
tnat monstrous Holmes rose up, webbing his double
cIins, and Says he: "Order. gentlemen; the nrst
man that draws. I'll lay down on him ahd smoencr
him" All quiet on the Potomac, you Det'
A.IsaIi. Mr.. Twain. you are the fourth in twenty
four hoursand I'm a-solnS to move amt suited 20
saii to the miner, "Why. my dear sir these were not
the gracious SINCE = to whom we and the woriu pay
loving reverence and homage these were impO'tOrs
The miner investigated me with calm eye Ior w.ig
thcn sand he An! lmpostors, were they are y9ut
dII not pursue the sabject. and since then haven't
travelled my nom De plume enough TO hurt Sucn WAS
tbr refuni scence moved to contribute, Mr. Char
man In my enthusiasm may have exaggerated the
s,ce believe n il The first time have ever detected
from perpendioular fact on an occasion ike TINS
Obviously this was u funny speech but Il the fun 10 oe
REGARDED a. legitimatel Was 1t becoming, even IN
professional humOrst to discourse Of the fathers o our
literature thus prOianely to their very faces, to
make them victims Of MS JOkesi what shul be sald
OF the taste directing attention TO the fact that Dr.
Holmes is neither tall broad he might be
and extracting mirh from Ma physical chlract"rlstic'
Much OF tue comment upon the " tribute" took the
shape or these queries ana such these while even
thos VINO rrfrllnel indu ins IN the deprecated
lis coar,cness is absolutely out OF keeping with an
occasion inc II open secrrt that Dr. H0 mes
resented the "trbltr, Just ho would have resented
erecting which took tho shape OF u rough slap Oh
back sharp punch IN the rios. ~ yu-arltY ahc
tupcItlnrucr. 10 MIN honor was not synonymous
with bufpOnery Htll less win hOrSc-plty But Wa
abpNe.scvcu YEAR ago thai Mark thus maie himself
offensive To The Autocrat. PnysOlogss tell IA mat IN
seven years the entire physical constitution IN
dcrSocs chhnS" ANA ""o ''Il sly tlt' ly yral W a.,
uOt Transform the uncorpOrra al man However IL
may 1t clear that no Holmes or 1850 IN not the
Holmes Il 1877, he publicly smiles upon
ark CWaiu. ,lIli.ts who have taste for ~ t.
physics. VIII dispose Of the matter ~ renarking lhI
d. Holmes has proved simply what mIg't nave Drch
c2p,c,ed-that Boz l. not eooi hater an mat III a.
coidauce with tran,cendenta political economy ne
cAop4rs to retIn GOOD for evil Tue Chances are thtt
Tho LUlAll,ts are correct