Smyrna times., 1885-05-06
Here and Elsewhere.

Deal gently with the nervous system
ofthe sponge.
WOlseley will not long remain A-meer
cipher, Mahdilied.
Mere money must not presume to be
the judge ofmilinery.
Art embroideries are coming to the
front as Summer time killers.
Metropolitan towns are not so desia-
bic in gossip as cosmopolitan.
The up-sendants of Brigham. Young
now number nearly 10000 people.
The I" better class of liquor sellers
are advocates of the high license law.
The London Times, has only a cir
culatiOn of $4,000, but millions read it.
General Won Moltke is nosing -
around the French frontier in the Vos-
ges.
In no sense is Clayton of mushroom
growth, but rather of Sussex's " bull
pine"
A latent way back E" selfshness
will frequently crop out into deplora-
bic meaness.
The bland dollar and the blamed tar
i'll will be the next congress chance to
be President.
Pachyderm," Barnum says is the
way to introduce an elephant by it's
proper name.
Standardization has Just celebra-
ted the 325th anniversary of Shake
speare's birth.
Healthy babies are like ducks.taking
to advantage water every hour, failing
which they let yelling come.
In a marked degree Edwin Booths
" Shylock is said to possess all the
hopeless vindictiveness of the Jewish
race.
In 1910, four and One-half gallons of
liquor per head of population were
used, in 1884 1t does not exceed a half
gallon.
One-half pint Of air Mr.. Keely of mo-
tor fame says is capable of exerting
bursting pressure Of $4,000 pounds to
the square inch.
As oil can be piped hundreds of mile
so can water, or at least the experiment
IS being tried Of piping water from Su-
akin to Berber in the SOudan.
The utter failure of the doctors to
diagnose President Garfield,s and Cen
eral Grants cases correctly sprung from
a great deal of q" don't know"
Mr.. Fish PAGES bare cell in Ludlow
street Jail in New York, while Mr..
Ward in the same prison has a luxuri-
Gus down stairs drawing room.
General Hancock, Jay Gould and
sixteen Wall street brokers, were last
week at ThOmpsOn's Hotel, Gloucester.
n. j., discussing "planked shad."
The " Holiness COnvocation." :" now
being held in Philadelphia for the first
time is exciting widespread interest
among the Protestant denominations.
The Medical World cites an in
stance of an internal administration of
phOsphOrized Cod Liver Oil. causing
gray har to return to its original color
Judge McKennan of tbs U. S. District
Court at the expiration of sixty days
will require the Reading railroad to
show some permanent plan of organi-
zation that has the cash in it.
Executive clemency has been refused
in pardon for Judge Advocate General
Swain in the sentence of twelve years
suspension from duty on half pay. the
half pay" amounts to $1,000 year.
The excellent standard of the Pbila-
delphia Geological Gardens are main
tanned at a pecuniary loss, the receipts
last year being $37, ,9lO,3I and the ex-
penditures exceeding them by S6O3, rs.
The Duke of Argyll, the Earl of
Calrnarvon, the Marquis of RipOn and
other large land owners in England at
tended a great meeting, having for its
object the breaking up of the Injurious
large parcel land system, and sell
ing in forty acre lots on deferred paw
ments covering ten years.