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London Saturday Review.l


OF late years the number of German
tramps have been steadily increasing until
it has reached a figure which is incon-
veniently high, if not alarming. In some
districts from ten to fifteen Of these wan
derers will daily implore aims at a wayside
cottage or in a lonely village, while the men
are busy in tho fields, and as their wives and
daughters. partly from good nature and
partly from fear, harlly like to refuse a
crust, no inconsiderable tax Is levied on the
honest and the industrious 1t is only parts
of the country which offer unusual attrac-
tions to the vagabond which are subjected
to such visitation as this; but no place Is
entirely free from annoyance.
According to one estimate the number Of
tramps in Germany last year amounted to
900, 900, and the expense they caused the
community amounted to ~ 0000OO marks;
and though from the difficulty of obtaining
accurate information it is impossible to rely
on such a calculation, most Of those who
have made the matter subject Of study
seem to think il fairly correct
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HOW SHE CAUGHT HIM.
Huckieberry Finn In Disguise Is De-
tected by Mrs. Judith LOTUS

HuckIeberry Finn In Disguise L De-
tected by Mrs. Judith Lotus
MARK Twain's Book
whats your real name' i it Bill, or
Tom, or Bebl or what is itf"
reckon / shook like a leaf, ani didn't
know hardly what to do. So / said it
wouldn't be no use to try to play it any
longer, and would just make a clean breast
and tell her everything l told her my
father and mother was dead, and the law
had bound me TO a mean old farmer in the
country thirty miles back from the river,
and he treated me so bad couldn't stani it
no longer. stols soms of his daughters
clothes and cleared out, and had been three
nights coming thirty mii,s. / said l be-
believed my uncle, Abner Moore, wouli
take care of me, and that was why | struck
out for this town OF Goshen.
"Goshen, chill! This amt Goshen. This
is st. Petersburg. Goshen's ten miles
further up the river"
We'll, I've got to be moving along. I'll
fetch Goshen before daylight"
"Hold on a minute. I'll put You up snack
to eat, you might want it." So she put me
up n snack, AMI says:
"Say, when a cows laying down, which
end of her gets up firstl Answer up prompt
now. Don't stop to study over it. Which
end gets up frst"
"Ths hind end, mum"
"Well, then, a horse"
"The for'rard end, mum"
(Which side of a tree does the moss grow
on"
"North side"
"If fifteen cows Is browsing on hillside,
how many of them eats with their heads
pointed in the same directioni"
The whole fifteen, mum"
"Well, l reckon you have lived in the
country. thought maybe you was trying
to hocus me again. WHAT'S your real mama,
nowl'
George Peters, mum"
swell, try to remember it, George. Don't
forget and tell me it's Elexander before you
60, and then get out by saying it's George
EIexander when l catch you And don't go
about women in that old calico You do q
girl tolerable poor, but you might fool men,
maybe. Bless you, child, when you set out
to thread needle, don't hold the threat
still and fetch the needle up to il; hold the
needle still and poke the thread at it-that's
the way a woman most always does, but
man always does 'tother way. And when
you throw at rat or anything, hitch your
self up a tip-tos, and fetch your hand up
over your head as awkward as you can, and
miss your rat about six or seven foot Throw
stiff-armsd from the shoulder, like there was
pivot there for it to work on-liks girl;
not from the wrist and elbow, with your
arm put to one side, like boy. And, mind
you, when girl tries to catch anything in
her lap, she throws her knees apart; she
don't clap them together the way you did
when you catchei the lump of lead. Why, l
ing the needle; and l contrived the other
thingS Just to make certain. Now trot along
to your uncle, Sarah Mary Williams George
alexander Peters, and if you get into trouble
you send word to Mrs Judith LOTUS, which
is me, and I'll do what I can to get you
out of II"
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A. DEER LODGE. MONTANA MAY 1, 1885


In the Minneapolis Tribune.
I'm lanternjawed halfbreed with hair on
my teeth
was born on the mountain, but howl on the
heath,
From Texas to Greenland, It is my belief,
There's no such bold pirate as am.
I'm big .fsted, lop. sided SON of the plain;
My breath is the blizzard, my spittle is rain;
Like bottled blue lightnIng's the blood In my
vein.
I'm a son of cyclone from Siam.
Six hundred swart sons of the Saskatchewan,
Each armed to the teeth, I've a mortgage
upon.
The bravest of bruisers-the very bon ton;
Not foot of the whole gang is tender.
Mr.. Middleton's minions we're waiting to eat.
Mr.. Meigund we'll pulverize into mince meat
And the Winnipeg warriors will wall their
defeat,
And wish they'd not come on this bender.
So get there ye CORY galoets from the west.
Carve the quivering lung from each red
coated breast,
We started the fight, and if each does his
best
We will none of us die nor surrender.
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Sensible Folk in City Life.

lpixey Winter in New York Graphc.l
Girls sometimes are not sure enough Of
themselves and their new surroundings to
trust mammas. 1t was "all very well in her
day, but now 1t is SO and So Mamma, You
have been nowhere since you were a girl, 50
you don't know that that sort of dress would
be laughed at" $50 it would-) 1t seems
easier to mammas at last to let them puzzle
it out alone and 60 with the tide.
How pleasant 1t Is to turn from all this
confusion, this element OF discord wherever
it is found, to little Kitty Clover and her
parents. She is the timid dsbutante who in
the german hid her card with "Gill" on it,
while Jack" looked everywhere to
ask her to dance. 1 saw her and
her mother standing together at an after
noon tea this winter. ! watched them
Kitty had very young man talking to her.
Mamma stood a little back, but between
them, with wrapt expression. She looked
from face to face when our Kitty spoke.
Mamma, with bsaming eyes, would settle
her ribbons, pick imaginary specks Off her
little jacket, and then look up into the poor
boys face (who was In a white heat by this
time) to see how he liked it. After he had
spoken, IL Kitty hesitated, mamma would
cut In and say, "kitty means SO and sol"
Now, ! don't know how this poor boy
lived through it, for he looked fright
ened to death. but Kitty liked 1t
She seemed to think it just right and
comfortable, and like her for it. Had the
boy been a man Of experience he never
would have lost sight Of Kitty or her mother
either, for they were genuine little women.
How they ever strayed into the struggles Of
Vanity Fair don't know, unless it was from
o simple minded couceit of the mother
that she would give the world chance to
see how lovely Kitty waa
The Clovers Of Clover Farm came from
breezy, romantic part Of New York state.
The old people are living there still Like
rosy-ripe autumn fruits they await their
time to be gathered in. They keep an open
house for their children and grandchildren
Kitty owes to this country house and to her
parents who were brought up there the very
qualities which win prevent her success in
Vanity Fair ~
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Editor of The New York Mail and Express.

Maj Bundy is one Of the western jour
nalists who have made their mark and place
in the metropolis. Born in New Hampshire,
his family moved to Beloit, Wis, when he
was but child. Here he was educated,
graduated from college, and studied Law
with Matt H. Carpenter, and completed the
legal course at Harvard. he published in
1860 a pamphlet defending the national
power of the federal government as against
the Calhounistic ''state rights" views held
by his own party. This pamphlet was SO
effective as to prevent the election Of a
chief justice, and saved the state from be-
ing committed in 1S60-6l to the doctrines on
which South Carolina seeded. With an
irrepressible tendency to newspaper work
he obtained a reportorial position on the
Milwaukee Daily Wisconsin, and afterwards
rose to the editorship of The Sentinel Of that
city. After nearly five years army service
he came to New York, spent two years on
the editorial s. taft of The New York Evening
Post, and in 1868 he accepted the position Of
editor Of The Evening Mail. which he has
retained since, and admirably managed
through its consolidation with The Express.
The ma jor's powerful attacks on the Tweed
ring in New York caused his appointment
as a member of the committee Of 70 who
ruled the city until its government was re-
organized. The ma jor is well on in the for
ties, but his cheerful and even temperament
keeps him still fresh and elastic as a youth
of 25
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Not suficient Preparation.

A man Of middle aga entered the Office of
an evening paper recently to seek employ
ment. @What can you dor asked the city
editor. 1Writs leading articles" @Next
room, please" and the city man resumed
work on pile of copy. 1What can ron dor
asked the editor-in-chief "Write leading
articles" @Did you ever work on a news
paper beforef' @No," said tie applicant,
contemptuously; 1but sure Tn resdin' 'em
since I was the height Of your knee" @rm
wearing boots since was Z, and can't make
q pair" said the editor. Applicant disap-
pears
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Recipe for Keeping Young.
LJohn Thomas In Boston Globe.l


Attended Woman Suffrage convention.
fremont temple. In the Meionaon. proba-
bly, Greek or Piute for small hall in the
rear" President. stout brunette. Secre-
tary, slim brunette. Pretty. Both beauti-
full President likes to talk. Audience
mostly ladies. Middle-aged. Appare!
largely black. Sad color Why not scare
up something more lively and get
these meetings Off funeral basisi
Lively and entertaining speech by Miss
Susan 3. Anthony. Reminisciated. Told
the strides Of woman's rights since 1S4T.
More fire, vigor pluck, energy and humor In
Miss Anthony than in three-fourths Of our
young women. Improves with age Doesn't
age either. Looks the same as eighteen
years ago. All whipcord, nerve, gutta pur-
cha and electricity. Put young face and
fresh complexion on Miss Anthony and she'd
take the cake In any walk-around. Table
full Of young reporters. Admired tho dig
nifty with which they sucked their lead
pencils. Mem. The younger the reporter
the more dignity does he stagger under.
Never amused or entertained by platform
efforts Post all that Belongs to the
press"
Clever old lady complained how "a hulk Of
a man" was rude to her on q Boston horse
car. Hulk" must have been wreck. Be-
moaned sad lot Of women after so. Men not
attentive. Took to the youthful Woman's
own fault Gets scared at Q gray hair.
Thinks she's getting old, and does get old, in
double quick time. Coming woman, to be
attractive, till 90, like Ninon dEnclos.
Recipe: Never say die, shun black, wear
colors, dip into all sorts Of life, get out Of
clumsy corners, go in for variety, and rub
yourself down every morning.
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The New York .Times" for Sale.

PHILADELPHIA, April 17.-A New York
special says: 1t is rumored again that the
New York Times Is for sale; that George
Jones has been trying for some time TO dis
pose OF 1t. The price he asks II $3.50, 600.
Efforts have been made 10 form syndicate
TO purchase It. Among the gentlemen men
toned as having been asked to join the syn
dictate IL Joseph W. Drexel, formerly Of
Drexel, Morgan a Co.
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The above portrait Is engraved from tho
latest photograph obtair,able Of the leading
spirit in tie war Of the rebellion, and who
Is now, at the age Of 76, private citizen Of
Mississippi. At the outbreak Of the war he
was United States senator, having pre-
siousIy filed acceptably various public posi-
tions from seven years army service in the
Black Hawk was to a cabinet position un.
der President Pierce. His career during
and since the war Is already well known.
Some years since = wealthy lady dying ba-
queathod him handsome fortune. He has
written memoir of the confederacy and its
stru1gles
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A well-known city professional man who
has brand new baby was advised by friends
to rub the little one with lard and camphor,
as it was troubled with some complaint that
treatment was sure to cure. The father
went down into the kitchen. got some lard
out of pan, and, mixing it with camphor,
rubbed it all over the baby's feet, face and
neck. Next morning the mother found that
the poor little thing was covered with q crust
OF cold mashed potatoes.
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A Friendly Call

Miss Won Gabble-There goes Mrs. Goode,
the new minister's wife. Seems to be Off
for a visit somewhere; has q sachel with
her.
Mrs. Won Gabble-Wh SO 1t is. They do
say that she and her husband fight like cats
and dogs, but don't believe q word Of it
The ideal BY the way, have not called on
them yet; believe will run over to the par
sonage now - .-....
"But Mr.. Goode Is out of town, and we
just saw Mrs Goode on her way to the depot.
There will be no one at home"
"Ohi yes; the children will be there, and
two of them are old enough to talk
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lBm Nvel

IBHl Nye.I
Yes, indeed. journali'm has made wonier-
strides in the pat 30 years Formerly. we
kept an apology on the -stan ling gailey;'
now Wa are more bold and fearless and
every day, almost, some man mysteriously
disappears, who, when last heard OF, had
slipped on his overshoes to run across the
street and lick an editor, expecting to bs
back In fifteen minufas
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The Spirit Of Caste.


The lower we descend in what is called So
cial life, the more perceptible become its de-
markations
marriage between q laundry maid and
q washerwoman's son Is contrary to all the
rules Of propriety, and ends In family fsuds.
The regular visitant at hotel cupboards who
receives pie Ii further removed from the
tattered msndicant at back doors than O
member Of tbs diplomatic corps from q ma
tive of Washington.
Among the working women is Q feeling Of
exclusiveness most noticeable, while with
working men it Is no more prominent than
with professional men, at Is this spirit Of
CASTE" says O working woman Of 80 years,
"which keeps us all down. II we could nag
one another 1t would be some gain; but we
avoid one another instead We never can
raise ourselves from the bondage Of iIlpaid
labor till we combine, and most Of US would
rather starve to death than associate with
those beneath US.
Another one complains that "the skilled
upon their skill to be willing to pull up the
unskilled; just as in the professions good
lawyer or physician will not take q poor
partner. II Is social ambition, caste, that
rules us; it begins with US, and goes up and
up to kings and emperors A woman with
many servants despises her with one; and
she with one despises the woman who does
her own work; and she who does her own
work looks down upon her who goes out to
work; and tho one who goes out to do special
house work scorns the scrub woman, who Ia
the end OF womankind"
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A Minnesota farmer states that he can
Skeep one stove going during six months
with the sunfpwer stalks pro .ucsd on an
acre of land The seed produced and fed to
fowls pays for all the work Of cultivation
he burns the smaller heads with the stalks
which are cut in tho fall to the required
kUith.
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Nov~1tv NJ n DINNER.

According TO Lon Ion paper New York
sEos' gave grand dinner party the other
day, and by way OF q novel attention placsd
at the left hani Of each guest on tho dinner
fable packet Of fifty visiting pardss with
his or her name engraved on il, and cop
per plate from which to print more.
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GEORGE GRAHAM YES1

Senator Vest, who has just been elected
to fill a second term in tn, United States
senate, was born at Frankfort, KY. in 1890
After receiving a collegiate education and
legal training in that state, he removed to
Missouri in 1858, where he began the prac-
tice of law He was a member of the NJ
souri, house of representatives in 1S60-6l; !;
served in the confederate congress for tw
years, AMI in their senate one year. H, III.
been in the United States senate since 1877
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GOLD AND SILVER PRODUCT.
Report of Director of the Mint Burchard.

WASHINGTON, April 20.--Mr. Burchard,
Director OF the Mint, In his special annual
report Of the production of gold and silver
in the United States for the calendar year
1884, which has been ordered printed, esti-
mates the production of the country to have
been: Gold, $50, 500, 900; silver, computed
at silver dollar coinage rates, $4S, 800 900 /;
total, s79, 100000. This
SHOWS AN INCREASE
over the yield of the previous year Of about
$4,000 In gold and $4,000 in silver.
The total deposits of gold ct the mints DUR
ing the year amounted to $50,51S,179, Of
which $50, ,so7, ,020 was reported as domestic.
The exports of gold bullion, exclusive Of
United States bars, amounted to only $l15,-
600. To the amount deposited at the mints
and the small amount exported might prop
erly be added s6OO, 900 worth Of geld con-
tanned In the silver bullion exported, and
also possibly 100000 Of undeposited gold
In the form Of nuggets, grains, ETC., used In
ornamentation, and s200, 900 In bars In pri-
yate refnefies used for similar purposes.
which would make In all an addition Of
$1,500,0OO. But Of the gold received from
British Columbia and the Northern States OF
Mexico, amounting to 81, ,l0O, 900, only s64,-
900 was deposited ct the San Francisco mint
a. foreign, and the statements furnished BY
refneries show that 1t was refined by them
and included in the bullion depoaited ct the
mint under the head Of domestic.
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Apply At This once.

Boston POST
.What il u Christianr' asks religious
weekly. Such ignorance in On editor b truly
denlorabla
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In cool weather, In white mitten SOCKS, made
to reach only to the ankle, and with place
in which to put the great toe Gust as mittens
have place for the thumb, she goes out to
say ~ohaio," or good morning, TO her father
and mother
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FOR SALE.

A No. ] Hay Ranch, situated on Race
Track creek, between the railroad and the
Butte road. The creek runs through IL from
west TO east, making it one Of the most de-
sirable farming or winter grazing ranches In
is within three-fourths of mile of railroad
switch. Terms, cash; or reasonable time,
with good security.
Apply TO ED. I'll. IRVINE,
ol0-n Deer Lodge, NJ. I.
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Don't Hurry to Get Married.
[Exchange.l

Girls. don't b In . hurry 10 get married
II You are but ID, don't allow such an idea
to get into your head for nj least four years.
Don't even run tho risk Of 10 by permitting
any young man 10 get so far as proposing
the point. Fight them of. and make them
walt or 60 10 somebody who's ready. Don't
live under the impression that you must ac-
cept the first lovesick youth who proposes
Bs patient, deliberate. and sagacious There
- world Of happiness for you between 10
and %. The world would Be = drsaEy old
world II II were mot for thu sweet faces Of
young girls with thsir piquant sayings and
melting smils& Altar you have reached 20
IL would be well TO consider the matrimonial
problem with some seriousness
Boston Budget: A now reading WHARF
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Chicago Ledger, you can ssave of
troublesome creditor, and even procrastinate
hunger somewhat by tightening the belt, hut
ycu can't shirk sreeze.
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RATES OF ADVERTISING.

Hcr'ilnr advertising payable quarterly, as due
'Itricnt advertising payable in advance.
"|al Notices are 50 per cent wore than reg.
lr advertisements
loIru advertising IS cents or the first insertion
f r,ais per line for each succeeding insertion:
mos counted in Sonpariel measure
bob Work payable on delivery.
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Pretty Feet.
New York Worldl

Another woman who has struck new
idea is Miss Bessie Darling. At Nslse Wal
dron's benefit at the Grand opera house she
gave the sleep-walking scene of Macbeth
appearing In her bare feet! Her feet were
small and beautifully shaped, so that the
effect was pleasing as well as realistic. As
for the correctness Of tho idea, there can be no
dispute about that, inasmuch as "Lady Mac
beth" rises from her bed In somnambulistic
sleep, and In that condition would hardly be
likely to put on her shoes and stockings.
Indeed, there was no manufactured stock
ings in those days. A strip Of cloth or
woolen stuff was wrapped around the feet
and up the knees and held IN place by strings
or straps laced like shoestringx Actors Of
q generation ago always wore such leggings
when personating Macbeth"
The first silk stockings known in England
were knitted by lady Of the court of Queen
Elizabeth for her majesty, who was so de-
lighted with their softness and fexibility
that she kept the donor knitting silk stock
ings as long as the august legs needed
worldly covering. That even In these days
Of tight shoes and French heels there stilI re-
main feet free from excrescences and de-
formitiss, Miss Darling is q living proof
Her feet are as pretty, as plump and as pink
as baby's before 1t begins to walk.
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RMS..INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE.

One ear ...s.s.s...ss..f.ss.'s.s.s.. ~. .s.wt
BIZ M0ntns. 90
THEE 90
When not paid In advance the rate viii be Five
Dollars per year.
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Boston Budget: A now reading WhAra
there's will there's bill.
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A prominent London society journal, In
commenting upon the non-appreciation OF
old maids, says: Elizabeth, queen OF Eng
land, was an old maid, and some say
woman to bs devoutly admired. Miss Edge
worth was an old maid. 1t was this woman's
writings that first suggested to Sir Walter
Scott the thought Of writing similarly. Her
brain might well be called the mother Of the
Waverly novels Jane Porter lived and died
an old maid. Joanna Battle, poetsss and
playwriter, was one Of thsm. Florence
Nightingale, most gracious lady, heroine Of
Inkerman and Belaclava hospitals, has TO
the present written Miss before her name.
The man who should marry her might we'll
crave to take the name Of Nightingale.
Sister Dora. the brave spirit Of English pest
houses, whose story Is helpful svangel, was
the bride Of the worlds sorrow only. And
then what names could the writer and the
reader add to those whom the great world
may not know, but the little world Of the
viiiage, the church, the family do and prize
beycrd all worlds. Truly, OIL maids ought
to sl6ok up' in the matrimonial markstn
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OFF

Good linen shir;a . ..o IL Meyers.
Sc pants ios 81 aisJ iMc. e-s BIO
Ovcrai!s s5 cents per par a, Meyers.
f!anuei underwear for cost a, Meyers
Tea Kettle whisky a. Rat.erty's saloon
Bro. sSefs q
Eo. genuine Tea Kettle whisky 90 to Can,
Eaf'ertys'
''ie leather trunk given away with
eve purchase att Meyers & Bro,
al S''ois below cost at J. Meyers &.Bro
Allen and Fifth streets.
fui. stock ;aif boots fol sistJ. Meyers 4
Bros.
ArL0id's Wood Yard. Corner Eight .sna
Stafford Streets.
O'y cord and stov, woeG.at lowest rates
Leave orders with Arnolds exprsss:wlyou