Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1885-05-01
GHinT WILL SAVE THEM.
New York Journal.)


hour by a fly crawling with heavy
feet over the window .panes, and he
continued restless for some time.
General Grant sat by his side and
smoke d a cigar, while Harrison
gently famed DR.. Shrady with a
feather. At 7:l0 a. m, General
Grant issued this bulletin:
DIR. Shrady coughed twice this
morning. This we regard as a bad
sign, and have placed him upon a
feather bed, 80 that if he Sneezes
the shock will be broken. DR..
Douglas is cheerful. He ate a
tooth. h.pick for breakfast, and inti'
mated to Harrison that he would
like to whistle Sweet violets.' lie
was at once drugged with NOR
phine.'
At 2:12 o'clock q seedy.looking
man, dressed in tattered garments,
and whose uncombed hair hung up.
on his shoulders, hobbled up to the
Grant residence and leaneG YEARLY
upon his staff. He told the cook,
who came to the basement door,
that he had walked all the way
from Galena to see DR.. Shrady. He
was given hearty breakfast by
the sympathetic cook. Then he
bracsd up, threw the stad away
and walked swiftly towards Sixth
avenue, saying:
THAT Galena racket is immenFe.
will now inform the Tramps
Union Of my success
Gen. Grant read the newspapers
and smoked several cigars. Harri.
son looked after the physicians and
issued this bulletin upon his own
responsibility at 11:l3 a. M:
'Dr. Douglass is less tractable. A
little window being openin the house
across the street he complained of
the draught and Gen. Grant went
over and requested it to be closed.
DR.. Shrady scratched his head at
l0:l1 and exhibits signs Of return
ing health
Several letters for the physicians
were received during the day.
Most of them contained sugges-
tions for the treatment of the
doctors, and some leading medical
authorities we're heard from. DR..
Tanner wrote from Gross Roads,
Texas, advising diet Of pure air
and announcing that he would
arrive IN town to take hand in
| the case some time next fall, If his
shoes hold out. DR.. lands, the
eminent trsgedian, wrote that
eggs were good for somnolency and
offering to furnish a few bushels
free of charge.
4 man in Poughkeepsio sent a
package of Tnfsllible Cancer Cure
which he requested should be ad'
ministered at once. Harrison ad-
ministered it. II tho cat recOyeri
it will be a miracle.
Both doctors woke up at noon
and astonished Gen. Grant by a
request to be taken for a drive
through Central Park. With thu
pesversity of q sick man DIR. Doug
las insisted upon a team of goats
being hired for the occasion. H'
was reasoned out Of this idea by
Gen. Grant. At Clip. m. the doc
tors were tenderly carried down
stairs by Harrison and Gen. Gran
and lifted into carriage which
was In waiting. People turned to
look at them as they drove slswly
along the main drive, and
small boy irreyerently shouted
Look at dc skeletons from de
dime museum
After an hour or two they wer'
conveyed back. They showed de
cided improvement in their condi
ton aud the General remarked
that he would pull them through
IL is took all the summer. Police
man OFlannsgan told avisitoI
who called at ALI p. m, that Doug
las had been given an 'anecdote,
and the visitor said it served hin
right.
Things were quiet during thu
evening, and except the noise o
an ambulance driving up to carr,
away an exhausted reporter, moth
ing OF interest transpired. At mid
night Gen. Grant went to bed and
Harrison hung this bulletin out o
tho window with candle behind it
The doctors are nvalescing
They are now arguing upon th
subject OF who discovered PIN
Piles p and DR.. Shrsdy stood up 70
hslfa minute unaided. DIR. Sand
and Barker are in perfect sccor'
with my treatment Of this case, ant
think I'll start out as horse doc
tor as soon AZ get through with 1t
a walking skeleton.
Mr.. Il. Springer, of Mechanics
burg, Pa, writes Il was Athletes
with lung fever and abscess o.
lungs, and reduced to q walking
Skeleton. Got a free trial bo;tl
Of DR.. Kings New Discovery 70
Consumption, which did me q
much good that | bought u dolla
bottle. After using three bottles
found myself once more = man, con
pletely restored to health, with