Mexico weekly ledger., 1885-06-11

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IF Gum Null amt a hummer.
+ Why Mexico can't celebrate some
thaes. lHIlI 4 /
j e Hardin psfak. Is it last 70 b
Why should the spirit of mortal
be proud. i
Who paid for those cigars, Brock
or Bennett.
Why we don't get any more letters
from Mrs. Show. II
What Lannie Jones intends to do
with his SIS bouquet.
How many watermelons the Tough
will raise this season.
If the Catholics are the only
patriotic people in our midst.
Il 'Gern Houston can't clown,
any crowd on cyclone stories.
What Emery, Dick and "Curley,"
did with the goose and wagon.
What makes Charley Brown and
Jim Powers love each other 50. go
| If the Baird College at Clinton.
will not he an elegant structure.
If wheat is not q blooming plant,
where does the -four come from.
If Hamilton Hall will sell cigars
Sunday? He will if he wants to.
For a religious paper. how you
like this issue of the sc. R. w"
If people won't soon be prohibited
from telling fish stories on Sunday.
What made the boys: run? The
grand jury didn't want to hurt 'em.
If there aren't two young ladies in
town who think they r about 1T.
If Fulton's j. p. o. was not in
Mexico this week "doing'' the city.
How long this cross-iring about
the faction of Baptism is going to
last.
If the six graduates at the college
this year aren't all beautiful young
ladies.
If this isn't the season Of the year
when the hook and lynn stories fiji.
the air.
If 'Lys Town amt a dandy mashel
on college girls; also on college
"grub."
If Sam Morris isn't getting to be
a real nice boy, and attending strictly
to business.
# Ghsp. White has quit practicins
law and gone%to playing the fiddle
for circuses.
What young lady in North Mexico
was going to become a book agent
few weeks ago.
Thename of the young man VIII
, hangs about Hardin College and is to-
, bashful to go in.
How many lady detectives Mexfc'
has, and if they caught the ssvillian'
a few evenings ago.
Who goes forth i'm the morninl
full of hope and comes home at nigh
full of bad whisky.
, What married man carries the pic
, ture of his best lady friend in hi
inner vest pocket.
y If a certain young man from Go
Iumbia is not stuck more on Mexico
Mo-, than New Mexico.
If our Wilson correspondent don
, tell a snake story that equals some Q
, our town anglers yarns.
If people expect the LEDGER t
= pay any attention to- communication
relating private grievances. | 4
Why the Board of Directors e
masse did not 60 out and enjoy th
= splendid college dinner Sunday
! Ii there are not some very narrow
minded men in this world, and not
great distance from Mexico, either
If some young men hadn't bette
learn how to conduct themselves bt
: fore they attempt to go outin societ!
If Bro. Hook didn't 'tgo down int
the water after that squirrel a con
panion on the fishing excursion sho
When the city council will order
. wall built around the town, and tt
gates locked at shutdown Saturda
evenings.
e If some of the rag-pickers an
"street drummers" did not borrow
portion of a saw mill the other ds
8 and forgot to return it.
, If the livery stables will clo'
Sunday? 1t seems to us that Il
ordinance includes them as we'll
, other places Of business.
What three boys were ''downet