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NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD.
Probate Notice.

n the Probate Court of Mason county,
i Washington Territory.
In the matter OF the estate of f. A. Will
son, deceased.
. Notice is hereby given 10y the under
Signed, executors of the above named cS-
tate. To the creditors of and all PERSONS
having claims against said deceased, To
exhibit the same, with the necessary
vouchers, within twelve months from tie
first publication of this notice, to the I'M
dersigntd, mt Arcadia, or Union Cit,. in
Mason county, W. L. All PERSONS in
dchted to said estate are requested /, set
tie the same without delay.
ELIZA WILSON
ISABELLA WILSON DAVIES,
JOHN MCREANH.
Executors of the last will and testament
of Il. A. Wilson, deceased
Dated, this Sth day of April, a. u. 1881
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BlackSmithing.

'Tii + undersigned il again prepared e.
II" BlarkSmithiug IN al it, huuehrs
IN an expeditions and wufknaultkr man.
npr.
lioRSESlioEING \ SrE,IALTN.
Shop ON FIhh Street. Ia tho rom ot
Wells, Fargo 4 Go = Otlicr
Olympia, Oct. ,. 1884
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-05-15

Dial; 1t is wise young man who eory
makes us his mind that gamblers knpS ,n.alo
about rambling than he does
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PILES! PILES! PILES!


1 81 RE cut' inr Min llsriiug l,rh.
n Ir2 aud lr'rtiri itlr- ha- l,ocn dis
coN'ICd hN III. Williams AN Indian rru
"dN called hr Williams Indian filr
bIntm,ut. \ single hpN has cured the
worst chronic eases ui 41ur IuNrnts stand
mG No one need -uilpt i've minutes
after applying this wonderful auuthiug
medicine. Lotions. Instruments and clr,'
tuaIi's du thor, harm than gDot. vii
liam Indian Pile btutiutui altsptis the
juniors IliaN~ the Intense itching. tpat.
iIculaTlv at night amer pJttinR VAIN ~
hadI acts ~ luulinr. ElNts instant to
hct and - prepared urly tut PILES itch
ing "t the priNtl" paris. and ter nothing
t't -.
Road whit tie Hon j VI tulunlrrty
ul Cleveland says about TO-. Wulihns Ia
Il tu Vie ointment I have used ~pufcs
90 lir tui,~ AMI u Affords mp pleasure
L. slN that | htN" urNtt b1uud ANYTHING
which gave such immediate and lt"rtua
ucu' rr.,i us ia. William luutan ont
n.cut. Tor @rlo hN uil druggists ant
natlr. "u rrr,iit of rIls" 1Ht aud Fl
FRAZIER MEpltINtt''.. fIup.~
Cleveland. ohio.
Euf itlt les Eoht. Matt. OWN " 4
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The Stock Of Groceries

Embraces everything usually kept In
well appointed retail establishment o.
that class
TIiE ~ FLY oF NOVELTIES
includes almost every article ~ utility
- well ~ itinvrsck conceived nv IL
uiiiid 81 man
Cal ~ the stand formerly occupied BY
MacleaN n 20, Main ~. near Youngt
Hotel
Olympia Aarch ~. isSs. ~
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objectionable,

New York Journal
Chips buzz when they fly from the tros
taat woodchopper lie telling. Hence ths
sxpression. ITO whirT Il hsw.man.N
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prOlllptllc>s.

Realizing that ~ this age OF sleam and
electricity that a" time !. everything" ~
~ determined use all the energy al hts
command Ia satisfy the wants ot his cssae
iotnrfs. All otdeta Tor the delivery Of
soods viii. therefore, receive itnu,edtate
attention. Gouds sent anywh here within
the eufIstfato limits
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-05-15
On. FRfZIEs'S ROOT BlTTeRS.

Frazier Root Hittcf~ act strongly upon
the llN,r and Kidneys, keep the b1wpls
npon and regular. mako th" weak strong ,
heal the lungs. iuIld ~ the nrtNt4 Hud
Citan~o the hiuud auh AZ stem at rNptt itn
putty. >ild bN druggists. fticr 81 90
>iN bottles So, I h, rNpr.-~ prrtail fnf -
IEN/IEE MEDICINE Go.
CiCs oiand. ohio.
For sale hV Rnit Mari
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MUTUAL LAND lMkED HlRDOl

W hose waters are quiet nj alt seasnas Ana
nluundiuH tn fsh Tile site lptnu ,ustess
lhib W shnd Stone, g.sod water csn he pYa.
cured nj any point
Nv r"utfart with the enmIans. nsy
CIV u designated ne the Terminus ot A..
Puget N,tund aud tifay ttaflnr ltallroag
anh u destined H. l,u The connecting t~ari
iuI osoan steamers snd rail-. and viii
eventually he the Terminus ~ on. ~ ~.
iifptt overland Wlutes
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NOV DLTY
GROCERY STORE
Now rondnetcd by
Al J. MUNSON,
W ~ dcNclup many ofthosc characteristics
whirh draw and hnih custom.
Low Prices.

I, i evident that ut this tln,a of riaap
competition. incident to hard times. tho1
lh" dealer who does not get down n
lrd t"rk prizes. viii get left. het64
WllN drterminod tacat,'h uil. hu 1. riessed
g. Aunonnru that hr has already struck
the hard IAN and pNls cts Ia fina rag dis.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-05-15
Gi1y'S llarbOr,

n - shown ~ the t'nite,i States Cosss
survey Ncpost.
~ Tul nssI usuaoa asrwrsN sAx
'nsN,is,o AeD Tan sovND
aud this fact together with the lmmspss
natural wealth ut the surrounding ,s,,,u.
trN. aud iis central location. In t,n,,ud "a
m'ak" u III" principal Point Ut Exps.rt and
i"il1u ~ tn" Great Northwest ON her
waters vii up Large Commercial ttlv.
Hnd having hy tat the Hest Natural ~.
cation that rplnt IL destined to be
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-05-15

The cloak model Is a peculiar and interest
Ing feature II large establishments. She is
generally handsome woman who has that
intleilnallo quality wccall style" Anything
with lonk we'll ON her. She gives beauty to
the garments instead Of the garments adorn-
Ina her She h tall, graceful and eminently
stylish shn could wear "A tin pan on her head
and II would look modish AMI appropriate
Buyers are not always wise. though they are
dead SURE to In vain When the model, ar
rayel Ia cluak, walks about with that sinu-
osis, gliding rep ps'uliar TO the profession,
the huyer Is enchanted She fancies it needs
oaly the cloak to give her the same degree Of
style she buys II, and for awhile is happy
Hn tho delu-inn that she is supremely stylish
thsrvin iiut the time comes when she is
un,iecelvod Home frank friend, usually
a brutal sort 81 person who makes merit of
car~e hluntnes. under the name Of frankness
tells her that she has made n mistake; that
IA. cloak ISN'T adapted Ia her figure. After a
rigid inspection Of herself In n mirror she
,sans- b. the same conclusion, and blames the
handsome molel for casting spell over her
Judgment In reality her vanity was the guide
tina, l@i her astray.
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Quick Returns.

Low pIices necessarily Involve cash
laN meuis without the means ~ MAX
lnR qnlck returns business would eease.
Win the Nimblu sixIence constantly u
tuai i'cncft thus results ami all are mads
happy.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-05-15

The man who once belonged TO an opera
company Is sometimes 10 I've met in stores in
che oaliaei,y ~ salesman. lie is always on
the luikuit for customers from the high and
gioriois ranks 20 which he once belonged.
namrly, tho profession" He takes sad
pisa~ur~ IN telling them what he once was,
and signs ~ h. speaks Of his descent. He
esinSi'ieIs the l'cop'e IT the lyric stage more
exalted AMI cnviable than any other human
tssings AMI h. iovcs 81 do them honor. He
will put himself Ia any amount Of trouble to
svsfve any su,l. great 81 sinnll. who struts be-
hind the flashlights. He adores the stage from
sfaf, having long since relinquished all hope
u getting hack TO a. Humble US his capac-
NY there was, the memory Of 1t brightens his
dali We forever sissr' Indeed y The .yssn
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-05-15
An Old Proverb

Declares that " THE praof of the pud.
ding b. 10 chewing the string" fsam
whirh logical iniefenuo d. draw ~ that 4
trial ~ the methods adopted bs the
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1885-05-15

in naturrr Years. ~t,h ~ loss o. Men. .
ry. Lassitnde, Nocturnal tu ssinu. ANot
sion In Society. bimnc~~ at Vision Nuist =
in the Head, the vital iluid passing uu,si,.
served IN the urine. aud many her dis.
eases that lead To- Insanity snd heath
DIX. MtNftE, Who ~ u REGULAR phN 4.
clan graduate of the I University at Penn.
sylVanial. will Sgroc Ia forfeit tisu n...
drrd Dollars fora ease of this Kind the
VITAL RESTORATIVE under ht. 80.
cial advice and treatment will not ,tttr.
or for ANYTHING impure or injurious found
in il. Or. MiSTlE treats all private, "a.
eases successfully without mercury. ssa-
S"itntion free. thorough cNauinalia ION
and advice. including analysts ut urine.
-. Price of vital R~-to'-r ~ so bottie.
or four times the quantity -. scni To- an,
address upon receipt OF IFrcc. uf 4 o. D.
secure from observation aud la a pIlVate
name IL desired. hN
\. r. MlNTiE. MD
III kearncN 81, san iTanCiscu Cal
SAMPLE BOTTLE tRrE,
Will be sent Ia any one applying hy let
ter, stating symptoms sex aud age
strict secrecy IN regard L. all husines.
transactions
DIR. MiNTIE's KIDNEY urNtpx
NEPiitt1ittN cures all Kinds of l,ius,
hni hla6dvt complaints uuuuttbusl
GlV"t. lrurorrhucl For sale b., all ,itur
SiSts, 81 "A bottle. q bottles lur -
DH. Mi>TIL's DANDIt.I,N PILLS
are the best and cheapest DNsptpst T.
ana biiiOt~ cure Ia the market I'm
sale bN all druggists
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These General Principles,

Briefly uilinnd. constitute the bsse o
artiun. ttial - earnestly desired. III
N"tdlg at customers viii doubtless b.
righteous unV. Whirh none should tear.
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THE GREAT
ENGLISH REMEDY

IL a never falling
tuIe tor Nervous
i"hilitV ENhatisieu
Vitality Seminal
Nsnkitss SIetnn
tttttu ga tos, Mas
heed. lntta,,nrN
f'esistot'hs.. i'at
tlNsis and ut. the
,rrlbic effects at
~slt Nliitst Youthful
ullir~ aud uArs-stA
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14

n the Brockton (Mass.) Daily
Enterprise of Nov. I'd we find the fol-
lowing touching obituary notice of
the late Mr. Hathaway, of Eberhardt
A telegraphic dispatch from Nevada brings
the sad intelligence of the ueath of our be-
loved young friend, Frank s.. Hathaway, for
merly OF this city, aud son of Benjamin S
Hathaway. He was we'll known as a young
man of marked integrity, having remarkable
genial. social q~alities. possessing a wide circle
Of friends. eminently esteemed, and univer-
sally beloved by all who knew him. He was
identified with the Cunningham Rifles of this
city. and was always known as a faithful
brother and worthy friend At the early age
Of "a years, when life seemed filed with fondest
hopes and brightest anticipations, the relent-
loss hand of the great destroyer, consumption,
was laid upon him, and he was forced by fail
Ing health to r%elinquish, one by one, his strong
attachments TO friends, even to the extent OF
breaking away from the fond parental roof,
from brothers and sisters, and by medical ad.
vice seeking for restoration of health in the far
of regions of the west. Amid regrets for the
unexpected separation, we bid him God-speed,
as he passed from our embrace in June, 1888,
to make for himself a home In Eberhardt
White Pine county, Nevada.
Al frat the change seemed beneficial. Though
a stranger In a strange land, and subject to the
remittent changes characteristic of the disease
for two and a half years, yet he was trusting
and hopeful to the last, and on the morning of
October 2eth, aged n, he passed to the spirit
land. Though cut down in budding maturity
and usefulness, yet parents, relatives and com
rades will ever cherish his memory-not as
loved and lost-but As having preceded them
just a step to the higher life IN the paradise
above:
From the spirit land they're calling,
Angel voices bid me come.
And my willing spirit
Father, let thy will be done"
Loved ones gone before will greet me,
IN that bright celestial plain,
And | never more shall weary
Thus for me to die Is gain.
All is DER Thy harp il silent
Deaths rude hand has touched the string,
But methinks we hear thee chanting
Sweeter strains than angels sing.
Hailowed be thy bed so lowly
BY affections sacred tear-
We shall meet again and know thee
When our summons we shall hear.
ANNIE M. SHAW
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14
war ON Dance Houses.

Up in Tuscarora, the other night, a
meeting of citizens declared 1t as the
sense of the meeting that all public
dance houses within a quarter of a
mile of the Post Office, in the town of
Tnscarora, should be abolished and
that none should hereafter be conduct
cd within those limits.
1t was moved that a notice be pub
lished in the Times Review embody.
ing the above motion and also that
ten days be given to the proprietrsss
Of the dance house on Weed street to
make the necessary arrangements for
disposing of her property and closing
up her present business. The motion
was carried.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14
MIR. Bakers Flop

When the news of George w.
Bakers sudden jump from the DemS-
cratic to the Republican party reached
here there was a broad grin to be no.
ticed on all our leading Democrats.
To the query of a News reporter in
regard to this agile political acrobatic
feat, the general answer was: "Our
party Is we'll rid of the Baker family;
they were chronic offi~ce-seekers. and
were never anything but policy Demo-
Gratis" There are a few more of the
same stripefn Eureka that the Demo-
cratic party could we'll afford to lose.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14
In : Critical Condition i.

Charley Reynolds, of the Eureka
Theatre Troupe, whom we mentioned
last week as being hurt while turning
a somersault, appears to be more
seriously injured than at first believed.
Indeed, from what we learn, his case
is a critical one, and 1t is now con-
sidersd doubtful if he survives. The
shock has affected his spine and the
brain seems to s%ympathise with the
injured part. He is delirious most of
the time. He is receiving the kindest
attention of friends. We hope his
injuries may not prove a dangerous
40 his friends now fear.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14
More Publicity Needed.

The next Legislature should PASS a
law directing the Board of Pardons to
publish all applications for pardons in
one of the papers in the county where
the offense of the applicant was com
mitted. That will give tie Board an
opportunity of procuring information
concerning the merits of the cases,
which it would not otherwise obtain,
enabling the members to act more
Understandings than they often can
at present. The Board should also be
directed to publish its reasons in each
case where the psrdoning power is
exercised.-Times Review.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14
From Oscxolu.

A truthful, but very bashfnl CORE.
spondent, sends US the following from
Osceola
Last week | spent a very pleasant
twenty-four hours visit in Taylor and
Was pleased to see such q lively Town
evidence Of prosperity on every
hand, which | trust will not only con-
tiDue but increase.
did not visit the opera, as | un-
derstood it was the opening night, and
the prima donna being bashfull ID
thought things would work smoother
by .and- by. A friend of mine, hows
ever, Informed me since it was au
fait Il suppose he meant all fat) but
Bro. Bibbins, whose residences is close
to the Grand Opera House, swears it
was ON the Salvation Army order, and
Deacon Coburn was so carried away
with the piety of the operate sisters
that he could nowhere be found when
| wished to say ''adios.n
Osceola continues on the sven tenor
of its wav, satisfied that in the near
future il will make a grand success.
The mill is running night and day on
ore from the Gilded Age, and from all
reports. the mine is looking better
than ever. Both are under the able
management of Col. A. Il. Watson,
who is handling the property to the
best advantage.
The mines and mining prospects
here are all looking we'll, and the most
skeptical, who will take time to in
vsstigate, cannot fail to agree with
your correspondent, that no mining
district on the Coast to-day can offer
more f1attering inducements for CAPT
tai than Osceola.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14
coon WATCH WORK.

MR.. P. STELER, the well-known Watch
maker and Jeweler, of Eureka, Nevada,
takes pleasure in announcing to the people OF
Taylor and surrounding country. that any one
who has Watches or Jewelry 10 repair will
please leave them with j. F. Cupid ESQ.
They will be promptly attended to and done
in workman like manner at reasonable prices,
and satisfaction guaranteed. All watch work
warranted for one year. The work will be re-
turned in good order. All orders for Jewelry
will be promptly attended to.
(sept5t0 r. STELER.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Treasure City, Nev.) 1868-1906, 1885-11-14
REPORTING.
what Would Become OF One Who
Practised 1T


Commenting upon the fact that mild
prevarlcation is necessary upon the
part of a newspaper reporter, to insure
his safety, an exchange asks what the
consequences would be if the press
sparkled with items like these:
Swih's breath is worse than q dose of
smallpox, We pity his family.
Blogg's ears need reefing. He looks
like a flying machine.
Clog thinks he can sing, when we all
know his voice is worse than a fog
horn. Somebody smother him quick.
Duff has worms. brought on by
buying too much candy for his girl
and then helping her eat it-taking it
all but a few samples himself.
Wonder how hijsous Mary Bazoo is
without her pads, paint, false teeth
and store hair2 Her unadored spscter
would salivate a Piute.
Gogg has skipped -or at least he
tried to. He got as far as Reno, when
a telegram from the Sheriff made him
pungle to satisfy creditors.
Nog starves his family in order to
get money to spend for whisky, he
also licked his poor, hard working
wife nearly to death yesterday while
drunk as a loon.
Hogge changes his shirt semi-annu-
ally-4th of July and Christmas. 1t
then badly needs disinfecting. He
was never known to take a bath below
his shirt collar.
Jogg sold his vote for four bits and
a drink of rot-gut. 1t was dear at
any price, but an ardent partisan
wanted to do something and reckless
ly bought him at his own price.
Koff has as much style as a mule.
Everybody hates to see him put his
fore paws on the dinner table.
MunnYite goes. to church Sunday
and robs all the week. He's a nice
dose.
Miss Tangletop is 4S years old. if
she is a day. Her 'get-up" deceivea
none but herself.
The branding-iron of Jake Swilkins
is entirely too numerous among the
nsighbor's cattle. Judge. Lynch has
hung many better men.
If old Twilight paid his debts his
wife couldn't wear silks and ribbons.
Everybody except Legg knows that
he is a blank fool. Nature kindly
filled the in his CT Uranium with
selt-conceit, and he basks in his own
good opinions constantly.
Meggins' feet are big enough for
hay presses, yet he tries to get on Is.
The shoeman sells him 9s and he can't
tell the difference.
When Tom Willups saw Miss Dudley
smile on him be Immediately took out
an accident policy.
Uriah Vixed is an old gas bag. He
never did a days work in his life.
If We could buy Nogg for what he
is actually worth and sell him. for
what he thinks he is worth, Mackay
would be a pauper compared to us.
Bluff has bilked everybody who
would trust him, and has now gone to
other fields to try TO bum 4 living
without working. He's a daisy fnan-
cier, is Bluff.
Turf loves to hear himself tails
When he commences everybody else
gets away as seon as possible.
Zachariah Barnes has been found