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Cronn. "A Mother,s Tribute.

NWhiiu in the country last winter my littla
hoy, three years old, was taken i'll with crruii;
Il seemed rs IL he would die from straugu-
la,ion. one of the fEa,ily suggested the ase
II Ayers CuERRY PE, TOEAL, a hottie uf
which was always kept IA the house This
was tried IN small ana frequent doses. ana
70 our delight in less than half an boar the
little patient wns breathing easily. The doe
tor said that the CHERRY PFCToRAL had
saved my darlng's life. Can you wonder az
our gratitudc7 Sincerely yours,
MRS EslMA GEDNEY."
lb9 West l2sih 81, New York, May l6, lsS2.
81 have used AlE4's CURRY PICTORIAL
IN my family toe several wears, and do not
hesitate 20 pronounce u tie most effectuni
remedy Tor coughs and eclls We have ever
tried. A. i. CRANE"
Lake Crystal, Mimi. March 10, 1852.
~ s0iJcrrl Tor eight years from Bronchitis,
and Altct ,rypg many remedies with no sue
cess ! Nas cUrti hy the lse of AYERS CHHR-
ny PICTORIAL, JOSEPH WALDEN"
HyhAlio, Miss, AJgl g 1859.
. ,anno, say ca>NFh in praise of AYERS
CHElRN fEC1uFNL, believing as ! do that
hat for It's pse should long since have died
from lung troubles i. BRAODoH."
Palestine, Tts'F, April %, 1ss2.
No case oi an affection of the throat OF
lungs exists which cannot be greatly relieved
by the use Of AYERS CHERRy PEcIoHAL,
aud d, wiz giig1Bs cure when the disease "a
not already beyond tle control Of medicine.
PREPARED Hy
Dr.. j. C.Ayer &Co., Lowell, Mass,
Sod b 81 prusEs's.
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PAINFUL SURPRISE

My dear" ho said as he entered the
house, who is tina; gentleman across
the street?'
Il am not sure, but ! think he is an
old beau oC mlue."
HOW long has be been waving his
handkerchief"
rQa, more than half an hour"
"Is he trying to flrt with your"
'Thaps just what apnoys me. He
may mean it for me, OF for the lady in
the bay window above. III it's for me I
ought to know it, and if it's for her nj
never speak TO the shams-faeed thing
again as long as livel Obi Georgel
yJu don't know how vsxatIous aud IN
certain 1t Is 10 Lave ToomeFs above you!
/ wish We bad little cottage Of our
own"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24
A PATRON OF HUsBANDRY.

"President Cleveland will be very
popular with the patrons of husbandiy,"
said Giihooly to Mrs. Col. Yerger, on
the occasion Of sop;al gathering at the
palatial residehcs of the latter,
"You refer to the granger element, l
suppose" said Mrs. Y, rgcr, who is we'll
up in politics.
"Qh, MOI by patrons of busbandry 1
refer to the mother with manageable
daughters.
N. b. Mrs. Yerger has several mar.
riageable daughters, and the whole
family is going to Washington next
spring to be present at the inaugural
ball;
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4 RUNAWAY,

Your Aunt Carleton and Cousin Jen-
ME Will be Aere Oh the next train. Rus
sell" said MIR. Vii Ter 10 his nephew.
"Y1u would better take tue pony chaise
aud briug them from the depot"
Cant, An going away myself sir
Tue deuce ycu Grei' responded the
old gentleman, pushing his srectacles
mp over his forehead, and regarding bis
nephew with an air of surprised con.
sternation.
Yes, sir. Charley Hunt invited me
out to his place for few weeks, and !
thought might as well go now as any
time "
Il should say that it was a very strange
time to be leaving home; your aunt and
cousin will consider il as personal az
front, SIR"
at is not intended MS such. sir.
TIL u b. to be frank, considering the OBJ
jec. Of Cousin Jennie's visit. / prefer not
10 sc her. Aud must say that think
she would have showed more sense and
d 'licacy if she had stayed away"
"Your cousin is a very lovely girl Mr.
Tmpudence, aud Eon't be likely to go a
begging"
Il don't doubt it in the least. But for
I'll that she won't suit me for a wife,
uncle"
How do you know that, you conceit.
ei young donkey! when you have never
slen her?" inquired the irate old man,
Common sense teaches me that no
marriage can be happy one that does
not sTring from mutual love. And one
thing l am resolved, that / will never
marry from nercenerY motives.'
Nobody wants you to marry the girl
unless you like herr ro}red Mr., Wilder.
his face growing purple with yexation.
IAN ask is thHt you will stay and see
her, And insis! upon itl'
Il am sorry TO disoblige you, uncleI
but If should stay, it would only give
rise to conclusions that am anxious TO
avoid. But will reliuqnish all claim
10 the property that you are SO anxious
should not be divided. As that seems
to be The main object l thiuE that 1t
ought to be satisfactory"
A few minutes later Russell passed by
the wiudow, valise in hand He nodded
good humoredly to his uncle as lie
glanced in, who gl2red after him in
speeeuless rage "Ha shGu't have u
penny-not penuyl' be Growled,
"Whats the matter noS?' said the
gentle voice of his wife, Polly, who had
Just entered.
"NIntlor enough. Russell has gone
actually cleared out so rs not to sss his
cousin, What dye think Of that?'
IL thiuk yopn have another attack of
the gout ifyou get yourself excited, "
said the good lady, as she resumed her
knitting. "If Russell and Jennie lad
seen each other betoro they had cuy no.
tion that yon wanted them 10 marry, ten
to one but what they would have fallen
head aud ears in love with each other;
but as matters are now ] don't believe II
would be Of the least use, From what
Ellen writes me should think Jennie to
be as much opposed u it as Russsl
She says she cau'J bear to hear his name
mentioned, aud that it was as much as
she could DO TO get her consent to come
st ali when she heard that Russsl was at
bone"
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lfnot paid in advance, $l.23

Whatever be lad though OF the couutess,
she was now forgotten, and her place he
saw a fresh, slim girl in wife, with
pink checks and pink flowers peepiug
out from hiud them. Within twenty
four hours he had engaged stats-rooui
On steamer bound for New York.
|
A iir, q crash, a shuddeY felt from stem
to stezu, and Aleae was awake in 2
thrice. People were rpshing On deck.
They had collided with another steamer
and their own ship was slowly sinking.
At l1aeth it was Discovered that the
other vessel was comparatively uLinj1r-
ed, and boats were pat out and tie
throng ,cf terrified passengers we're con-
veyed as rapidly af possible to the othei
vessel.
One gentleman-n finely.forued fellow
of about 80 stepped short as the flick
ering light of the cabin fell on the facs
of the girl he held. She had not fainted,
but she was weeping bysterically, and
needed nothing about her. Her gold.
brown hair fell in massea oyer her white
wrapper and tangled in bis hand.
He staggered against the partition for
an instant, than controlling himself, be
was about to pass on, wien some one
darted past him, Ho seemed TO realize
the situation. "Ah! Mr.. Willis this 10
your-wife.* =
Bob Willis turned. "My whal?" he
asked, locking around.
Your wife"
"Oh! oh! you are mistaken, sir. Al,
see, old friend Ogere! How dye 90?
aud the next instant he was gone. AIene
was now staring into the face above her
own with rational eyes. She had heard
what Osere had said, and rem,mb, red
the note, "IIis wife? Nevei!" she cried,
fereely. 40 you think that 1 would
marry such creature rs thar
Then The comical side Of the situation
striking her, she burst into hysteyical
laughter, in which Ogere joined.
Yes, Mr.. Bob had done all This in |
order to rid himself of a formidable
rival, and he had succee6e1; but his
vanity hed oYerleaped itself, and he had
not found tae poor put beautiful Miss
Ellerby 50 much in love with himsalf or
his money-hags as with her memcry of
the absent,
"They must have broken 1t Off"
thought Ogere. as he finished his pc
menade With Alene.
"Will you be my wif,2''he whisperei,o
they sat dawn. And for answer Aleno
turned ber poor, foolish, tear.s.ained
face and hid it on his sleeve.
Not until they we're on shore and M.
Willis well away from them does Alere
enter into the explanation her lover
Graves.
It is right that he should know that
ohe had never sold herSolf to the man
sie did not love, az OgeEe had been
SupI osing all this while.
Aud abs for lhl Countess B.ittole,
with her faint proposal, what would have
been her feeling could she have seen
OSeres face at this mament? A few
years late AIr. and Mrs. Qsere met her.
sui q very attractive women, she had
succeeded in capturing a iich English
banker.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24
Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit, can bs
cared by administering DR.. Haines'
Golden Specific.

It can he given in a cup of coffee or tea
without the knowledge OF the person taking,
it, elitcinG a speedy and permanent cure,
whether the patient is a moderate driRker
or sn alcoholic wreck. Thousands Of
drunkards have been made temperate men
who have taken the Golden Specific in their
coffee without their knowledge, and to day
believe they quit drinking of their own free
will No harmful effects result from its
administration. Cures guaran iced. Circulars
ana testimonials sent free.
Address, GOLDEN SPECIFIC Co.,
lSj Race St, Cincinnati, O..
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24

-Iu the Sharon estate. Miss Hill
Mrs, Sharo rather.-will take her shara
and this, a p1nsteT describes, as Sharon
G1d share alike,
"A thoroughbred Boston girl meyer
calls it "crazy guilt" She always
speaks of that insane ar;icl9 Gs mon
compos meEts covering"
-Qnesn Victoria couldn't appoint oil
the great men who wanted the position
to be Viceroy of Iudia, but she got one
Duffer.in,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24
IN BOSTON.

Il notice in the report Of the ball ihGt
Miss De SILVER wogs nothing but dia.
monds and pearl jewelry," remarked ia,
cetious Mr.. Smith. u hope she wore
something else"
"Certainty, che did," replied Mrs,
Smith.
What else, pray7"
"Her eyeglasses"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24

A masher gaz d intenily at a giraffe
for few moments. and turning sadly
away, sighed forth: "Oh, if l had n
neck like that, what a collar ! could
war"
i live in constant end avor to fence
against the inErma,ies of III health, and
other evils of life. by mirtbi being irm-
ly persuaded that every time man
smiles but mouh more when be laughs
it adds something to the fragment OF
life.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24
A CONCORD LOVE SONG.
JAMES JEFFREY RnCER.

"''H' " Ei NS.l hi'N Il n
Shall we meet again, loye,
In the distant Wher, loye,
When the Now is Then, love,
And the Present Pas,7
Shall tho mystic Yonder,
On which ponder,
l sadly wonder,
With thee be castR
All, the joyless Aeeling,
or our primal meeting,
And tho fate'ul greeting
Ofibe How and Whyl
Ah, the ThinGrcss flying,
From the Herness, signing
For tt loye undying,
That laip would diel
All, the illness add'ning.
Tho Whichncss madd'uing,
Aud the BIT unGlodd ming,
That lie Uehindl
When the signless token
or love is broken
In the speech unspoken
or mind to mind.
But the mind percciveth
When the spirit grieyeth,
Aud the heart relieveth
Itself of wocl
And the doub! mists lifted
From the eyes Of loYc.gihed
Are rsNt and rifted
In the warmer glow.
In the inner Me, love,
As turn to thee, loYc,
| seem to see, love,
No Ego there,
But the Meuoss dead, love,
The Theepcss GsA, love.
And born instead, love.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24

Make use OF tims while it is nres nj
with youi it depends upon your will,
aud not upon the number Of days. 10
have q sufficient length of time.
What we lack il natural abilities
may usually be made up by industr.
a dwarf may keep pace with a giant il
he will only more his legs fast enough.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24

Can any one bring us case Of kidney or
liver complaint that Electric Btters will
not speedily cure? Wo say they can moi, Us
thousands OF cases already permanently
cured and who are daily recommending
Electric Bitlers, will prove. lright's d
scase, diabetes, weak back, or any urinary
complaint quickly cured. They purify the
blood, regulate tho bowels, and act directly
on the diseased parts. Every bottle guar
anteed. For sale at SOC bottle by II. II,
Thomas
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-Shiloh's Nitalizsr is what you need far
Cons tipation, Loss Of Appetite, Dizziness
and all symptoms Of Dyspepsia. Price / 0
and75 cents per bottle. Sold by W. +. Biery
Weissport, DR.. c. T. Horn Lehighton.
Group, W bcoping Cough and Bronchitis
Immediately relieved by Shiloh's Cure
Sold by ". F. Bicry Weissport, DR.. c.. T
Horn LehigLton.
That hacking Cough can DO so quickly
cured by shilohs Cure We guarantee it.
Sold b. W. F. BIcry WeissporJ DR.. c. T.
Horn Lehighton.
Will YOU suffer with Dyspepsia and
Liver Complaint3 Shiluh's Vitalizer is
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Biery Weissport, Dr.. C. 7. Horn Lehighton
-sleepless nights, made miserable by that
terrible cough Shloh's Cure is the remedy
Tor you. Sold by W. F.. Biery Weissport,
Dr. G. T. Horn LehIghtUu.
--Catarrh Cured health and sweet breath
secured, by Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Price
so cents. Nasal Injector free. Sold by W.
i Biery Wessport Dr. G. T. Horn Lehgh
ton.
For lame back, side or chest, use
Sh,ioh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cents.
sold by W +. Blery Weissport, Dr. c T.
Horn LehiGhton.
--Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Cure
is sold by us on guarantee. 1t curjs Con
sumption. Sold by w. Il. Biery Welssport,
Dr.. G. 7. Horn Lehightop.
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Hucxlen's Arnica salYe.

The best saIve IN the world fnE tuts
hrplses, sores, ulpsrs, calt rhuem, fever sores
te.teT, chqrped hands, chi!bands, corns
aud all si,n e-uptions. and positively cures
piles, az no p~y required. 1t is guaranteed
80 give perfect satisfaction, or money re,
GuGled. Price % cents per box.
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A TerrIhle Cough Cured.

" IN 1851 took seyepe cold, which affected
ny lungs. ] hai a terrible cough, and passed
night aftor night without sleep. The doctors
gave me NJ. ! tried AYERS CHERRY PIC
toRAL, which relieved my lungs, induced
sleep, and afforded mo tho rest Necessary
continued use AZ the PECTORAL a penua-
uent cure was effected am now a. years
old, hale and hearty, and am satisfied your
CHERRY PICTORIAL saved me.
HORACE FAIRBRoTHER."
Rockingham, VI, July IS, 1852.
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AYERS
Cherry PeCtOra1,

No other complaints are so insidious in theia
attack as those affecting the throat and lungs,
Hone go triiled With by the majority Of suffer
ers. The ordinary cough or cold, resulting
perhaps from trlaing or unconscious ex-
posS7e, IS often hut the beginning Of fatal
sickness. AYERS CHERRY PRcToRAL has
well proven it's efficacy IN forty years fight
with throat and lung diseases, aud should 10
taken In all oases without DELAY,
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a Yankee editor epigrammatically
defines the position Of tbs great mass Of
our population when he says; Il am a
capitalist At heart, but q workinglnsn
from necessity.
--"Ah, Miss De smilb, are you going
to heys a goose at dinner today "Yvs
hope SO. you will come, won't your
But s3mehow neither OF them felt very
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Horse oE Rsfuge-the hons of your
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-Ifa gas man were to write poetry,
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Nothing is impossible TO him who
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Hope is the only good which is CON-
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The chief of the Minneapolis Fire
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the otherwise dull pages OF his report
with G ,sh of vii, when, in enumerat-
ing the causes of fires, be mentions
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Are your Kidneys disordereda
kidney Wort bruurht ne frola nav trnya nstt
were aftor had been given up " II best doctprt IN
Det1oit' II. w. Deveraux, Mechanic, lonla, hheh.
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Suffering from DiabetesP

Lave you Btright's Disease
like chalk and tSsn like blood"
Frank Wilson, Peabody. AA[A
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Are you rheumatism racked ?
"Ednry-WuTt cured me, after was gvon Up "a
die by physciaIls and had suffered thirty years,
klbridse Malcolm, West Bath, Eabae.
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Are your nerves weak 2
"Etdney Wort cured ils from norEogs weakness
&C. rfter was not xhected TO live, c,"--lna u. n a
Geoa1m, 70. ChIlstiah MoMiioi Cleveland. O !,
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Ladies, are you sufferingq
"KidneyNNJrt cured mo of peculiar Troubles az
soyorI yvars standing Many friends use and praIgs
It." Mrs. II. lamorcaux, Isle La Mctes, W
If you would Danish Disease
/ and gain Health, Take
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Are you tormented with Piles?
"kidnCy-Hyort peJ1aOscgilB cared Inc of bleeding
piles Dr. W. q. Kline recomncnded Il TO mo.T
Goo u. Horst, CASHIER III. Bank hyerstown, Pa
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Whatever be lad though Of the couptess,
she was now forgotten, and her place he
saw a fresh, slim girl 10 wife, with
pink checks and pink flowers peepiug
out from behiud them, Within twenty
four hours he had engaged stats-rooul
on a steamer bound for New York.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1885-01-24

OFT tiii tucccE6fNl nave
ever pSyd Gives almost Immediate relief"
DR.. Phillip G, Halou. Monkto1. VI
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They are couple of simpleton's, +"
said the old gentleman "I've got half
mind 10 make another will and leave my
property 10 some charitable inslitulew
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Have you Liver Complaint4
after prayed to die"
Henry Ward, late Gel Goth nat, Guard, n. 7.
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Is your Back iame and aching?
"Ridnoy.wort, a bct;e) cured ne when was SO
lame had TO roll ONT e ted.n
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Have you Kidney Disease2
''ktiney,Wort made me sound in livor and kidnePa
ntt2r yolrB CT ulsncccssful doctoring. lbs worth
SO q box n-Gaall HODGES WllllaInstoWn. NIess Ya.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-12-03

the limbs of the distinguished dead
man were becoming cold and rigid, and
20 Mrs. Hendricks pathetic appeal.
ooh, doctor can't you do something"
he was obliged to answer, ut is too
late"
Mis-. Hendricks became almost dis
tracted with grief and it was an hour
or more before she became sufficiently
composed TO give any information about
her husbands last moments. The fam
lily servants, two of whom had lived
with Hendricks for years, ran about
the house crying and moaning and
there was the utmost confusion for a
time. When the news was bulletined
down town it was generally discred-
tied yet in very few minutes a hun
dred or more of Mr.. Hendricks close
political and personal friends had
hurried to the house. Very soon a
great crowd had collected around the
entrance and on the street and it was
found necessary TO refuse admission to
any and all comers except immediate
relatives. Mr.. Hendricks died in his
private chamber, a large, comfortable
room in which he did most of his work
DR.. Thompson says that in his opinion
Mr.. Hendrscks died of paralysis Of the
BRAIN, and there will probably be a
poStmrotem examination to establish
what the disease was. For several
years Mr.. Hendricks had not been a
robust man and was subject to frequent
"bad SPELLS" as he called them, during
which he would be proStrated for days
at time. About two years ago he
was confined to his room for several
weeks by grngrenous affection of the
foot, which at that time, it was feared
would result in blood poisoning and it
was then thought that the end of his
life was near at hand, but he apparent
ly recovered entirely from this and was
in his usual health. Hendricks had
been dead but few minutes when
forces of men began draping the State,
county and city buildings ,and through
out the night similar emblems were
placed on nearly all the prominent
business places and residences, so that
by morning the city will haye but on a
general garb of mourning. All the
city ministers will, in their Thanks
giving services tomorrow make appro-
pirate mention of the death. of the
distinguished statesman, and Right
Rev. Bishop Knickerbocker, Bishop of
the Episcopal Diocese, of indianapolis,
of which church Hendricks was a lite
long member, will, it is understood,
preach a memorial sermon.
Millheim Journal. [volume] (Millheim, Pa.) 1876-1984, 1885-12-03
What She Wanted.

Mrs. Sam Smart advertised for a
colored servant. An elegantly dress
ed colored lady put in an appearance,
She wanted fifteen dollars month in
advance, which was conceded. She
wanted room with carpet and a
stove, where she could receive the
visits of "seberal gemmen who am
payin me tensbuns." This was also
granted. She was allowed to attend
church all day Sunday and twice
during the week. When a revival
was in progress to be out every eve
ming In the week. This and several
other concessions were granted by
Mrs. Smart, who is fanatically op-
posed to doing any hard work herself,
and will put up with everything from
a servant rather than soil her precious
hands.
hAnd / wants hit understood about
de meals" continued the would-be
menial. 'I likes to eat hearty. We
has to hab beefstake or sausage cherry
mornin' and for myself | want choco'
late instead of coffee. Den [ wants a
lunch of cold ham or tongue about ten
clock, so / kin hold out till dinner
at one O'Clock. | don't take coffee
with my dinner. De coffee and cakes
come about half-past five o'clock In
the afternoon, which will make me
hold out till tea at eight. De best
time for supper am about eight.
O'Clock. Good supper | wants"
II say" said Sam Smart, who had
been listening with growing indig-
nation, suppose we keep you busy
eating all the time, how much more
Mill you charge by the month";"