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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-01-13
LIGHTNING FLASHES.

The British propose to Germany to
maintain the neutral of Samoa.
Striking miners set more fires to
mines in Hooking Valley on Saturday
night.
There are in circulation excellent
counterfeit Bank of England notes from
45 to $500.
Captain PheIan. who was STABBED in
O'Donoyan Rossa's office, continues to
improve.
Spanish-Americans in New York are
taking steps to aid the earthquake
sufferers.
The government of Gibraltar has
offered 1900 tents to the earthquake
sufferers IN AndaluSia
On Monday severe gale along the
British coastwreeked vessels and caused
the loss of many lives.
1t is thought the appointment OF COM
missioner OF labor statistics will be left
to the next administration.
A hurricane in, the province OF
Malaga, on Monday, completed the
ruin OF many places that suffered by the
earthquake.
Germany and Russia have informed
France that they are not prepared to
join in the guaranty for the new Egyp-
tian loan
General Hazen charges General Nc
Keever, assistant adjutant general,
with making remarks derogatory to
Lieutenant Greedy.
China and Japan have agreed to sub
nit the Corean question TO the media-
ton OF representatives of England, Ger
many and America.
Admiral Courbet has been ordered to
occupy Tam Sui before February, after
garrisoning Kelung and Tam Sui, to
raise the blockade of Formosa.
The Italian Senate has adopted Il bill
for the sanitary improvement of Naples,
A million francs will be expended dur
ing the next ten weeks.
Frank P. Clark, of Kansas City, says
Phelan, who was stabbed i'll New York
the other day is one of the ten men sent
from this county to kill Informer Carey
-Four hundred Philadelphia cigal
manufactures have sent to Senator
Gamer on protest against the ratifica
ton of the Spanish-American treaty.
The steam tug Mike Dougherty was de
molished at Elizabeth, Pa, on Sunday
| by the explosion of her boiler. Two OF
the crew were killed, and six Others
hurt.
New Jersey potters offer to accep
English wages plus the protective tariff
of IS per cent, the counsel fees, broker
: age, custom house dues, insurance, etc.
which English importers have to pay.
A meeting called for the purpose o
raising an American-Irish Parliamen
tary fund to yield yearly revenue o
100000, Will be held in Cincinnati OIL
! the 9th.
A prize fight with hard gloves, BIZ
tween Jerry Murphy, New York, an
Bob Steele, lightweight champion, {
New England, for 5000 a side, wa
fought in New Orleans on Sunday TIL
police interfered at the eighth round
and draw was declared.
There are fifty-elght bills TO
public buildings, aggregating a
appropriation of $6,232, 200 whicl
have been reported to tn
House the present Congress and whicl
are now pending Two bills, one pro
viding for public building at Waco
Tex, and the other for a building a
Carson City, Nevada, and each appro
priating 100000, have been passed.
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Syrup ofFigs

Natures own true Laxative. Pleasant
to the Palate, acceptable to the Stomach,
harmless in its nature, painless in its
action. Cures habitual Constipation.
Biliousness, Indigestion and kindred
ills. Cleanses the system, purifies the
blood, regulates the Liver and acts on
the Bowels. Breaks up Colds, Chills
and Fevers, etc. Strengthens the organs
in which it acts. Better than bitter, nau-
seous Liver medicines, pills, salts and
draughts. Sample bottles free, and
large bottles for sale by all druggists.
Z.C.M.I. Drug Store, Wholesale Agents.
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PERSONAL.


HoNER j. STONE left for Kansas City
on Sunday.
LoRIS FAIR came down from Ogden
yesterday.
SAMUEL McISrYRE, of Tintic, was in
town on Monday.
FRED MYERS and wife go east over the
y. P. this morning.
HIP. FOLSOM. of Manti Temple fame,
was IN the city on Monday.
Miss IDA Cook. of the B. Y. College,
Logan, was in the city on Monday.
Mn. P. CUsIcK, of Eureka, is in the
city, the guest of John Cunnington.
E.P. FERRY, is again in. the city. He
reports nothing new at the Park except
snow.
A.,H. Sow, the Superintendent of the
Brigham City Coop, returns home this
morning.
SHERIFF JOHN A. GRoEsBEcK.and his
two boys took the D. d r. G. for New
Orleans on Sunday.
J. II. LEHMER of the q. P. gigantean
sINpC dy O4liuud, AOOoiAo AlOhiO 0O-Ndy
over his own route.
Mr.. s. w. DARKE went to Morgan City,
yesterday, being summoned by tele-
graphic the death bed of his brother
James.
jaw. HARKER, of the Mckay & Revo-
,lutipn Mill, Granite, was making pur-
chases in the city yesterday for the
above works
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The House.
WASHINGTON, January u. Billsintro-

WASHINGTON, January y. Billsintro-
duced and REFEREED:
By Rosecrans, for the establishment
of branch of the Soldiers Home in
California.
p Brown, Indiana, in reference to the
present controversy between the United
States and Venezuela in regard to the
award at Carsoas in 1868. - - ''--.' :
McComas rendered the thanks of
Congress to Commanders Schley and
Coffin, Lieutenant Emery, and the Off
GERS and men of their commands for
the rescue of lLieutena 1T Greedy and
his surviving comrades.
By George, to authorize the transfer
of one of the vessels of the Greedy re
lief expedition to the Treasury Depart
ment for a revenue cutter, and the re-
tention of the other two for use in the
navy.
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y.NDERBIbTS GIFT.
. Grand Present to Grant and
. the Nation.
CONGRESSIONAL PROCEEDINGS.
~.s country's Coin-Emigrant Rates
stanford Candidate matters
10 MexicO-Fire Record
Emirrant Rates.

cu,cseo, January n.-Nolice mas
Chi ;.euS5 Sv the Union Pacific. Texas
SSi Pacific eff Northern Pacific, Denver q
q pt Car C;-sn5e. Denver & Rio Grande
f i1IO.. - C Galveston. Houston & San
W .4aes;a Son Southern Pacific. Central
a aasf5n Baltimore 9 & Missouri I'm in
F &c Toads that they win ACCEPT 5Rs
tickets, issued to bona f fsRr, sR EIrop p to
Se1ti4at i0D' on the Pacific Coast. To
San sam F TeW Orleans or Galveston, So
SEQ; from Kansas City S,d isay 1nncfion
A asasig iBI inf or Omaha $50. The
, STi5ioI1 Of the above proportions among
g Nv 2oads in interest are to be made on
the usual basis.
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Obituary.

GENEvA, N. Y, January 11.-Captain
Charles w. Folger, only son of the late
Secretary of the Treasury, died of con-
SUMPTION this morning in this city, aged
40.
WASHINGTON, January 11.-Col. E. E.
Riees*ho was United States minister to
Japan under the administrations OF
Presidents Pierce, Buchanan, Lincoln
and Grant, died in this city tonight,
aged Ga years. He was native of the
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New YORK, Sunday, 18th, IS.
Ny Dear Mr.. Vanderbilt:

Upon reading your letter, this after
noon. General Grant and myself felt it
would be ungracious to refuse your prin-
cely and generous offer, hence his note to
you. But upon reflection, l findI can
not, will not, accept your munificence
in any form. ! beg you will pardon
this apparent vacillation and consider
this answer definite and final.
With great regard and sense of the
obligation that will always remain,
l am yours. very gracefully,
(Signed), JULIA D. GRANT.
Mr. w. H. VANDERBILT
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The Rat Poison.

EAsr LIVERPOOL, o., January r.
Annie Van Fossen, the young woman
accused of poisoning the Van Fossen
and Mcbride families, this city, waived
preliminary hearing, pleaded not
gRiItv and was remanded to jail on the
charge of murder in the first degree.
No other deaths have occurred and the
victims are all in fair way to recover.
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YOUNG Men.-Read This.

THE VoLTA1c BELT Co., of Marshall,
sch, offer to send their celebrated
ELECTRO VoLTAIo BELT and ether ELEc-
TRIO APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days,
to men (young or old) afflicted with
nervous debility, loss of vitality and
manhood, and all kindred troubles.
Also for rheumatism, neuralgia, paraly-
sis, and many other diseases. Complete
restoration to health, vigor and man
hood guaranteed No risk is incurred,
as thirty days trial is allowed. Write
them at once for Illustrated pamphlet
free.
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Carver a Coal Breaker.

New HAVEN, Conn, January 1.-Dr.
Carver began an effort to break 10000
Dieees Of coal in six days, at 1901 to-
day. He made his first miss on the
twentieth shot. AT 1.30 he had fred 500
,hots, making TWO misses. The record
must average 500 hits an hour to ac-
cnnplish the task.
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stop that Cough

By using DIR. Frazier's Throat and Lung
Balsam-the only cure for Coughs,
Colds, Hoarseness and Sore Throat, and
all diseases OF the throat and lungs. Do
not neglect cough. 1t may prove
fatal; Scores and hundreds OF grateful
people owe their lives lives to Dr.. Frazie r.,
viii ever be without it after once using
it, and discovering its marvellous power.
1t is put up in large family bottles and
sold for the small! price Of rs cents per
bottle. Frazier Medicine Co., Props,
Cleveland, Ohio.
Sold by 2. C. N. I. Drug Store.
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$4,000 10 LOAN.

r CAN LOAN $4,000 ON GILT-EDGED
L securities on property situated in Salt
Lake City, in sums of not less than 81, COO.
lean also loan $4,000 on good real estate
security in this city in sums of $500 and up
wards. The interest moderate for the times
ELI B. KELSEY,
Real Estate and Loan Agent, Nos. % and
q E. First South street.
p. O. Box 563.
N. B. have not quit business nor as
signed M license, but am yet upon the
quarter ceck at my old stand. E..B.K.
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Fire Record.

YoyKEss, n. Y, January 12.-Early
s,is morning fire was discovered in a
four story brick building on Dock street
occrnied by Reed g. Carnick, manu-
f GUc chemists, the Miltne Manu-
tacfmrinc and the New York Pharmlcal
,sSociation. The building was entirely
DESTROYED. and other smaller buildings
were damaged. Loss, over 500, 600;
insurance light.
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Piles | Pnes!! Pilcs!,t

ne ,I Si, cure Tor blind, bleeding and itch.
~ a l'.es. One box has cured the w or
,eed VI er if+9iEJy years standing. Noone
EiIi Mn suffer FIVE minutes a?far HS inn
.bso 5S.lls Indian Pile Ointment #
1 po lJ5 tumors, allays itchinp acts ~ ~
lsrc6 on,, gives instant relief Pre-
ate ne any Tor piles, itching Of the nri-
3oFoFbIIs nothing else. HIM M NJ
used seq Of Cleveland, saws: / have
ne plee e.es OF pile cures, and it affords
s5ouad ang.l. to say that | have neyer
date and ND a.alhg which gives such im rre
55ans' In In disr4Ga !lnent relief as Dr.. viii
t'aggisiS@ IAN flle Ointment Sold nv
PtiSe and mailed on receipt Of
'32 Che Cha MEDICINE Co, Props, Cleve-
''i' atz.c.M.L Drug Store.
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LOST. sTRAYED OR STOLEN.
$4,000 Reward

Will be paid by A. G. Bechtol, of the
bpsI Which was lost or stolen eI on
the night of the fire, Oct. 10. That
popular resort is again open to the pub
lie with A. g. again on deck, which is a
sure guarantee to the public that the
stock therein dispensed is equal to the
best in the city. A. G. BEoHroL.
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stanford a Candidate.

SAX FRAYcIsco, January 1.-THE
E,oaniacr'g Sacramento special tonight,
states that Ex-Governor Leland Stan
ord will be a candidate for United
States Senator. Objection however, is
being made TO him on the claim that he
Is Z citizen of New York.
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Mexican Matters.

GUaYNis, January ia courier
brought news here that the entire town
OF Pinos Allos has been destroyed by
IRE and hundreds of people are house
less.
Abullion train loaded with $lOO, 600 in
silver bars en- route from chihuahua
was attacked by robbers near Pinos
A An, who were repulSed and several
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-01-13
A Duel.

PARIS, January ia duel with
swords, Arising out of the acquittal of
Nine. Hughes, has taken place at the
Belgian frontier. The madame's cham
pion severely wounded his adversary.
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NO. 1856
Hahiiunl .ionatination.

Is prolific source Of misery and
many Ills, giving rise to Headache
Dizziness, Fevers, Nervousness, Rest
lessness, Biliousness, Indigestion,
Poisoning OF the Blood. etc. The bitter,
nauseous Liver medicines, pills, salts
and draughts formerly used to relieve
the sufferer, only agrayate the disease
tance of a remedy pleasant to the
palate. harmless IL It's nature, and
truly beneficial in. its action. The trial
bottles of Syrup of Figs given away free
Of charge by 2. C. n. 1. Drug Store
Wholesale agents.
CHOPPED Barley 81 per cwt. at Sears
Liddle's.
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Angostura Bitters is a housed

AngOstura Bitters is q household
word all over the world. For over fifty
years it has advertised itself by it's
merits. 1t is now advertised to warn
the public against counterfeits. The
genuine article is manufactured by DR..
j. G. B. Siegert & Sons.
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ALABAsTER IS SCARCELY more imma
e9late than the complexion beautifed
with GLENN's SULPHUR Soar.
p, NIL HAIR AND WHIsKER DYE,
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Christmas Goods.

n. Dinwoodey is determined not to be
undersold either in price or quality of
goods. Call and examine my stock at
81 W., First South street.
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Cigar Manufacturer.
Bargains !. Barenins !!

Gentlemen wishing to save money
should buy their Furnishing Goods at
the daily Auction Sale. at
BAMBERGER IL Co.'S,
South of Postoffice.
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Enbroideries.

We have just received, by express, 500
pieces of very handsome Embroideries,
which will be included in our cheap sale.
Conn Bros.
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A Hearty Old Lady.

An old lady in Rhode Island who is
one hundred years of age, brings in all
pieces. Iron in the blood, don't you
see? If your blood is thin and poor,
what you need is Browns Iron Bitters.
This prince of tonics contains the only
safer to teeth aRd
general health. Mrs. Chas. Dugan,
GAINESVILLE, o., says, q used Browns
Iron Bitters for general debility and
nervousness, and am now we'll.
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If you arc troubled with dyspepsia,
ask your druggist for bottle of Prickly
Ash Bitters. Take it as directed and
you VIII be cured. ~
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Walker House.

repairs. Will open about
January 14th. Patrons are stopping at
the Continental. rs. ERB,
Proprietor.
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F. AUERBArH d Bro. are Offering
"real bargains" in Russian Circulars
Newmarkets, Bolmans and Chiidren's
Cloaks.
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To Rent

A completely furnished house, desirable
location. Apply to
BARRATT Bros.
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Pile tumors cured in ten
days. rupture in four weeks. Address,
Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa.
ton, Buffalo, n. Y. b
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No Soap Given Away

With Spanish Clippings" Smoking To-
bacco. as when once tested it will sell
without premiums thrown in, "and the
price. SOC per pound, is within the reach
of all For sale by
SAM LEVY,
Cigar Manufacturer.
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Mothers.

If you are failing; broken, worn out
and nervous, use aWells' Health Re-
newer" 81. Druggists.
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Trough on Coughs"

Ask for Trough ON Coughs for
Tfpches, 15c. Liquid, 25c.
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4. THIRTEENTH CAR OF FURNITURE for
Fall and Winter trade just received. If
YOU want to buy cheap, come along to
Henry Dinwoodey's.
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iWHEELER's PATENT wood filler for sale
X at SEARS 81 LIDLLE's.
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4SHILOH'S CURE will Immediately
elieve Group, Whooping Cough and
For sale'at A. c. Smith 81
JOS Drug Store. IA
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ORDERS for Weber Coal from Home
5oal Company taken by Telephone
.ither by H. Dinwoodey or at yard.
Yard telephone No. $685.
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All the Latest Fall and Winter Styles
in ready mad Clothing can be found al
NJ H. LIPMAN's.
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Special Notice.

M IN January LIST, the fayorite Pleasant
- : aliey Coal, mined by the Utah Central
o. ~, Co., will again be found at our
Die Of alS so IF can fat then offer to the PEG
choice 8 Of the following TelI-SnoWn coal coal !:
noe hoek Z Springs, Pleasant valley Weber
ana am he'd Canyon. Coal Del,'t. i. P. Ry.
'"''e A. J. GuNNELL.
The ,coDo-.. Agent.
ant ant Valley coal, mined nv I ' the I Ifai
g ,,itb a. Ky. Co, having been replaced
J l53t | have accepted a position with
rom ,ar T %r (y and respectfully solicit
EAST tayOrs. viii be found e az f. t their
P 1.9 ron rom January LIST, and can offer
, ,,og4 n springs, Pleasant VALLEY Weber
80 Ned Canyon coal.
A. L. WILLIAMS.
LIQUID STATING far bIacl,boor5..
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JOHN MARCH,

John MARCHI. WHOLESALE AND
y retail dealer in Fruit and Vegetables, es-
tablished IN 1872 Great experience in the
Shipping Trade. Pacific Fruit Market, 529
and 5Sl Merchant Street. San Francisco.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.
WANTEbI
GEO.C. RISER

4 GIRL; GOOD PLAIN COOK. APPLY
n to Mrs, Hooper. Nineteenth Ward.
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DI0EEER BOOT AND SHOE MAKER,
L has moved to Market Row, 65W, First
South street. Would be pleased to have the
patronage OF friends and general public.
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FoR lame back, side or chest, use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25c.
For sale at A. c. Smith & Co.'S Drug
Store, (5)
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DR.. COOPER.

L It! COOPER, M D., OFFICE UP
J.. stairs, Palace Hotel. Office hours from
so IL am, Ito pm. Consultations. free
from to 10
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TO REMT

NEATLY FURNISHED ROOMS; TERMS
N Reasonable. Mrs. Lang's, 13S E. Second
South Street. opposite 18th Ward School
House.
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EXTRA WHITE Illuminating OIL,
superior to all others,
at G. f. CULMER g. Bros.
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MI IN r 4 sday evening somewhere between
~ ii We %5enty-tirst Ward and The Ssit
ny Music Hall "a black leather prs,
SSS59'allT1 M gold and silver coin n .s.,r
81 ,e. me .llf!er will be amply rewarded
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CARPETS of latest designs and lowest
prices, at
AUERBAcH's.
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UTAH Oats s1.O0 per cwt. at Sears &
Liddle's. =
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Lost.

LIQUID STATING fer blackboords.
SEARS & LIDDLE's.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1885-09-10
a WONDERFUL OFFER

Every Farmer and Stock breeder should send
One Dollar to the Rural Home Co, of Rochester,
n. Y, for years subscription to THE AMERICAN
RURAL HOME and receive Free a copy of The
Farmers and Stockbreeders' Guide, a new and
reliable work just issued. The book contains over
four hundred pages, is printed nice paper,
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piation of the writings of Youatt, Mills Skinner
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diseases of oxen, sheep, swine and horses, with
the causes, symptoms and treatment are given
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and Stable management. Any one after consult
ing its pages can select a carriage, wagon or sad
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The Wise Hotel Keeper.
The Cottage City Chronicle,

He was a long wasted, slab-sided
brother, with a clerical air, and he
walked into well known inn on the
camp~ground and inquired how much
for table board.
six dollars q week, your rever-
ence."
"And how much for dinner?"
''Six dollars"
"Whatl The same for one meal as
for threel"
'The Identical"
''But will you be kind enough to
explain the apparent inconsistency
Il will. My friend, you are doubt
less familiar with the doctrine OF the
trinity7'
Il trust that am"
well. sir, I've had the boarding~
house trinity, the great three~meals-
IN one racket. played on me too masy
times TO get taken IN on that lug any
more" And then the jovial skipper
turned to the byTtanders and told how
when he first opened his hotel gaunt
women and hollow legged men used
to come there and engage for dinner
only, az half price, and get up at nine
in tae morning and eat couple Of
crackers and then cone in at noon
and fill up like dromedarles with
enough to last till next day. Other
folks may continue to try it on if
they want to, but not for Joseph.