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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-18
Cold Truth.

To the Democrats belong the postc tices. let the
nugwumps squirm as they will
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-18
A Generons Offer.

Minneapolis Tribune.
Now if the Illinois Legislature will elect Lo-
gan nd disappear forever, all will be- forgiven.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-18

TIME. patience and money are wasted by buy
ing cheap indelible inks. Paysons only is re-
liable
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-18
LAMAR, Mo-, May ID.
LAMAR Nh Nau1S

LAMAR, Mo, May 13.
lam deputy sheriff of Barton county, Missouri,
and as such officer l arrested Clarl; Braden last
the State of Missouri, in compliance with o
requisitior from the Governor of Nebraska on
the Governor of Missouri, as fugitive from
justice turned Braden over to Sheriff Lane,
who took him back to WILDER, Neb., to answer
here for a criminal libel I arrested him for
that crime last Friday, May s. 1885. in this
place. B. B. BOSTON,
Deputy sheriff Barton county Nc
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-18
Deputy sheriff Barton county. Nc.

LAMAR, Mo-. May 13.
We are acquainted with G.. Ell. Waser, of
Liberal, and the citizens of that place generally;
and from our own knowledge of that people
know them to be good and respectable in every
sense that 1T takes to make up good citizenship.
They are as pure minded, we'll behaved, and as
worthy the esteem of the world any people
in the country, and we pronounce the charges
made against the citizens of Liberal by Clark
Braden, as published in the st-Dispatch, as
UNANIMOUSLY false.
w. l.. MACK, Circuit clerk
B. b. BosToN Deputy sheriff,
s. Z. FINLEY, Sheriff,
G. +. BURKHART, Recorder Of deeds.
LAMAR, No., May 13.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
| certify that am graduate of Rush Medi-
cal College, Chicago. Ill, and that l have been
engaged in the practice Of medicine in Barton
county, Missouri, for the last seventeen years.
Considerable Of my practice has been in and
about Liberal, in this county
know of no case of Intentional or criminal
abortion in that vicinity. From all know,
abortions are no more frequent in that vicinity
than in any other part of the country.
A. A. DYE, NJ D.
State Of Missouri. County Of Barton. S.:
am acquainted with the persons giving the
foregoing statements and know them 10 be cred
ible persons
Witness my hand and official seal. Done at
Office in Lamar this 18th day of May. 1885
lSeal. T. C. DAUBIN. County clerk.
per J. II. DOUGLAS, Deputy.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-18

LIBERAL. Mo-, May z.
was one OF the first settlers of Liberal. /
came here and bought property Of Mr.. Walser,
and he knew that was Christian. I have
always been treated kindly by Mr.. Walser and
the people generally. l own the opera house in
LIBERAL it cost me S. 500. The principal dances
are held in the opera. house and no iewd women
have ever attended those dances. These dances
are always conducted decently and in order.
The Liberals were not turned out of the hall for
non payment Of rent. M. BURGESS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Low Rates TO Inauguration Ceremonies
ut Washington.

Mr.. E. A. Ford, General Passenger
Agent of the Pennsylvania lines, west of
Plttsburg, announces the following low
first-class rates for tickets over the Penn
sylyania lines to Washington. and return,
on the occasion of President Cleveland 8
inauguration, March 4th, next
The original rates proposed by Mr.. Ford
for this purpose were considerably less than
these, but because Of determination on the
part of his competitors that higher rates
should prevail, the figures named below
were finally adopted as compromise:
From Chicago to Washington and return,
$40. -
Solid trains of coaches and Pullman
sleeping cars will be run to Washington
over the Pennsylvania lines from their
various termini in the WesDhnd Mr.. Ford
assures us that the standard of excellence
in all that pertains to the transportation and
care of their patrons, for which these lines
are already famous, shall be fully main
tanned on this occasion.
For particulars, address c. w. Adams
Assistant General Passenger Agent, No. CO
Clark street. Chicago, Ill.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
A Handsome Chair Scarf.

Take three strips of broad, hand
somely shaded or figured ribbon-the
center ribbon of a different shade from
the others. The outer strips can be
of shaded satin ribbon in dead leaf, and
the center ribbon of rich crimson or
blue ottoman. Turn the ends back at
each end, sew down neatly, and put on
a tassel or ball. Then haste the rib
bon upon lining of silk, or silk-finish-
ed silesia; work the edges together with
the fancy stitches much used in crazy
patchwork, and add gold thread over
the herring-bone stitches. These chair
scarfs are very quickly made, and are
highly ornamental. Table scarfs for
small tables can be arranged In the
same manner, and plain ribbons can be
painted with sprigs or vines of flowers,
and cats and dogs heads can be intro
duced among them. The center ribbon
only needs to be painted or embroider.
ed the sides are as well left plain
Massachusetts, PlOiUmon.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
The ssHeMgag."

It is a twin to the kazoo, but it is
bigger, costs more, and looks like an
internal machine. The hewgag was in
tended to be a modification of the ban
10. Attached to an ordinary banjo
drum at one point in its circumference
is bar having ten piano-like keys.
Running beneath the keys and the
drum is single string of catgut, fast
ened to the extreme end of the bar of
piano keys and to the opposite point in
the circumference of the drum. Par
allel with the string stretching across
the under side of the drum is slender
shaft of wood, which can be turned by
handle projecting from the edge of
the drum. The shaft of wood has on
it toothed wheel. AS the shaft turns,
the teeth strike the string and cause
the vibrations. The sound emitted is
cross between the filing of q saw and
grinding of q coffee mill. Pressure
upon the piano keys, while the shaft is
being turned. varies the notes. Alto
gether, the hewgag is a complicated in
strument, and in the hands of the
small boys 1t will be thing of torture.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Only Fractions of Lives.

How many persons live only fraction OF aver
age human life because they neglect to take the
commonest precautions against sickness. 1t is
disease in its maturity that kills. and maturity
implies growth. slight indisposition is usual
ly slighted. They who avail themselves of Hos
letters Stomach Bitters know II to be effcacious
In chronic cases of disease, but The process Of
cure is far easier lift is used I'm early stages
of dyspepsia, malarial disease. rheumatism. con-
stiPation and liver arrangement. Let those who
would avoid the peril which even the most potent
remedies cannot avert steer clear OF the rock
upon which so many constitutions split-an
r-appreciation of the danger OF neglect. II
will not do toiomit care and a recourse to medl-
cine when health is affected. IL debitated, Oh
are In want OF a remedy: use the Bitters
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Pure Liquors.

Mai. Smithers has liquor store in
San Antonio, but he does not keep the
very best of liquors. A few days ago
he stopped the Chief of Police, and said
to him:
"A thief broke into my store last
night and stole some of my finest wine.
WAS it the same kind of which you
sold me bottle few days ago?"
"Yes, that very kind"
"I'll have him before night. 1 know
Just where to look for him."
"Where?"
he probably drank some of the
wine, in his Ignorance, and I'll find the
poor devil in the hospital, if he didn't
die before he got there from the effect
of the stuff"
The liquor dealer thinks that a new
Chief of Police is desirable, and will
work to that end at the next election
Terds SiftinQS.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
The AdulteratiOn OF Food.

The deliberate adulteration of food
is an offense which we moderns scarcely
rate high enough.
The Nuremberg archives, now being
published, shows that in the middle
ages, for trihing act of adulteration
two grocers apparently not green and
q woman were buried under the gal
lows. BY great and special grace"
two tavern-keepers escaped the same
fate, after Watering their wine.
If there were more of this middle
ages retribution, food adulteration
would be a perilous and improbable
business. If no more were done than
to compel these offenders to consume
their own dishonest stock, something
would be accomplished. Euefa-
ing Record.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
A Happy Thought.

A Terre Haute lady called her hus.
band into the dark rec.sses of the from,
parlor, and they held council of war.
Said the lady, who appeared to be the
stronger vessel:
"Mr. Blank, winter is upon u.s."
"Well?" (helplessly).
well! Do you see that young
Sniggies has been fooling around our
Mariah all summer, and is likely to
keep it up all winter?"
"Why doesn't he propose?"
why doesn't hel have an idea,
though"
Gracious heavensl You don't say. "
Lets hire him for coachman. -
Indianapolis Journal
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
The Terror Of Whites.

A white stocking is hideous thing
A pair of them make two obvious anc
wretchedly misplaced high lights in an
otherwise admirable picture. If Iwere
man, and had to live in house with
white walls and be married to woman
who wore white stockings, should
consider myself justified in making @
bee-line for parts unknown. If, in ad.
dition to the white walls and the wife
with white stockings, I owned marble
topped table and white marble mantel
piece, I should wrap myself in a white
shroud and join the noble army Of
ghosts. Francisco Ipgleside.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

The humaTl body u much like good clock
or watch In It's movements: IL ono goes too
SOW or too fast, 80 follow all the othcrs, and
bad time results: II one organ or set OF or
gans work imperfectiy, perversion o. func-
tionai edort or NIL tho organs IL sure To fol-
low. Hence II 4 that the numerous ailments
which make womans life mis- radio are the
direct issue OF the abnormal action or the
uterine system. For all that numerous class
OF symptoms-and every woman knows them
there Ia one unfailing remedy, DIR. Pierce's
"favorite Prescription" the favorite of tho
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
The Ayenging Deities.

Uncle Nose, accompanied by Jim
Webster, went to Kaufman's store, and
asked the proprietor to contribute few
dollars toward repairing the roof of the
Austin Blue Light Tabernacle.
Cit out of here, you black niggers.
I've got no use for you nohow," replied
Kaufman, picking up weight.
AS soon as they got out into the
street Uncle Nose said to Jim Webster
"De Lord should punish dat ur white
man for his wickedness~
"He hab done punish him." chuckled
the other; "as was passin' out de do'er
i lifted par o. boots wuff Ave dollars.
--Teras Strings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

Nature tells of . canary that had
been greatly annoyed by the hardness
Of the bits of cracker thrown into it's
cage. One day il lifted piece OF
cracker, and. taking it to the water
trough, dropped It in and stirred 1t
about with its beak until it was in con-
dition to be eaten. It now puts every
hard substance which il deems eatable
into the water. It endeavors to soften
sweets in the Same way, but finding
that lump of sugar became gradually
smaller and smaller it hastily abstract
ed il, and has newer since put anything
OF that nature into the water.
While protracted meeting was being
held in Resaca, Ga, q number OF minis
tiers stopped with Mrs. J. w. Davis, and
she was sorely perplexed as to the
means of getting something good for
them to eat. She had tried in vain to
get ham in the place-all having been
consumed by the large crowd in attend
ance-and but one small chicken could
be found. While she was busy in the
kitchen preparing the chicken, and
wondering how she could provide for
her guests, covey of patridges flew
into the dining-room. The doors were
closed, number of the birds caught,
and the ministers Jared sumptuously.
A drove of over 1, 900 sheep was being
driven on road in Indiana. At de-
preston in the road water was found to
cover it from fence to fence, but little
more than the wagon track being bare.
Just as the leader of the flock reached
this spot large black water snake
crossed the track. The leading wether
stopped short, and the entire space was
soon blocked full. In moment dog
came bounding over the backs of the
sheep, and, dropping down between
the water holes, took the leading wether
by the ear, giving him 9 gentle pull.
He sprang into the mir, clearing the
narrow space between the water holes,
followed by the entire flock, the dog
not leaving the track till the whole
drove had passed.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

WHAT a blessing is the sunshine after a
long period of storm and shadow, but what a
double blessing was Athlophoros in tho
household of Morris o. Williams, of West
Exeter, N. Y. Their pastor, Rev. A. X. Will
liams, writes: ''Mrs. Williams had suffered
terribly from rheumatism for long time,
had not been able To get out of bed without
help for months, until she took Athlophoros,
and now she feels like new woman" Price
81 per bottle, If your druggist hasn't 1t,
send TO Atblophoros Co., LIZ Wall Street, NY.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
A Suitable Present.

A bridge carpenter on the Illinois
Central Railroad died recently, and his
personal property was sold at public
auction. Among other things sold was
n pile-driver, which was knocked down
to Chicago drummer.
"Wbat in Sam Hill are you going to
do with that pile-driver asked by
stander.
"I'm going to send it to my landlord,
and tel him to pound his beefsteak
with il. Ne1Umdn Independent.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Young Men, Read This.

THE voLTA1C BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer TO send their celebrated ELEoTRo- Vol
TAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for thirty days, to men'(young or
old afflicted with nervous debility loss OF
vitality and manhood, and all kindred trou-
bles. Also for rheumatism, neuralgia, pa
ralysis, and many other diseases. Complete
10 itoratlon to health, vigor, and manhood
guaranteed. No risk is incurred. as thirty
days trial is allowed. Write them at once
for illustrated pamphlet free
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Startling Facts About Lightning.

An English electrical journal has
discovered the following popular falla-
cies concerning lightning, viz: That
chewing the splinters from tree struck
by lightning viii cure the toothache !;
that such splinters will not burn; that
the bodies of those killed by lightning
shock do not become corrupt, and that
no one is killed by lightning while
asleep.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Pneumonia.

II Compound Oxygen were promptly used
in an attack OF Acute Pneumonia there would
be few deaths from this disease. Its action
in allaying bronchial and pulmonary rrita-
ton, relieving congestion. and restoring
healthy scoretious 10 the mucous membranes
Is most remarkable. Write TO Drs. Starkcy
Pacn, 1909 Cirard ST., Phila., for informa-
ton in rcgnrd To this remarkable treatment
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
"Paryenues and NobIesse. ~

A New York correspondent refers to
a society war between Gotham's "par-
venues" and the "noblesse. In New
York the "parvenues' are those whose
money was made by their father. The
"noblesse' are those whose money was
made by their grandfather. 1t may
seem rather narrow line, but it is the
best we can do in this blahsted kentry. {"
phiLndeIDhi1 CnU
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
A Clear Voice.

Mr.. Charles T. Krebs, 737 Madison ave-
nue.. Baltimore, Maryland, well known in
banking circles, certifies to the excellence
of the Red Star Cough Cure. A few doses
speedily cured his niece OF severe hoarse-
ness and sore throat IL is pleasant to take.
No one can be poisoned by this remedy,
which il free from opium, morphia and
other dangerous drugs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

To the Editor Of the Lining Church, Chicago, I'LL.
There was published in the Rochester Dem
ocrdt aud Chronicle of the 3lst of December,
a statement made by J. II. Henion, NJ. D.,
narrating how he had been cured of Bright
disease of the kidneys almost I'm its last
stages, 10y the use of Warmers Safe Cure.
was referred to in that state mcnt, as having
recommended and urged Dr. Henion TO try
the remedy, which he did, and was cured.
The statement OF DIR. Henion Is true so far as
IL concerns myself. and believe it to be true
In all other respects. He was parishioner of
mine, and / visited him In his sickness. i
urged him 10 take the medicine, and would do
the same again TO any one who was troubled
with q disease or the kidneys and liver.
ISRAEL FooTE, Cd. d.,
Qate) Rector of St. Paul's Episcopal Church
Rochester N. Y
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

When you visit or leave New York City.
save baggage Expressaee and Carriage Hire and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel. opposite Grand
Central Depot: 600 elegant rooms lifted mp nc a
cost of one million dollars. reduced 70 81 and
upwards per day. European plan, Elevator.
stage. and elevated railroad to all depots Fami-
lies can live better for less money at the Grand
Union than 81 any first-class hotel In the city.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
A Strong Endowment

is conferred upon that magnificent institu-
ton. the human eystem. by DIR. Pierce Q
Golden Medical Discovery that fortiAes IL
against the encroachmcnts OF disease. Ii is
INC great blood purifier and Alternative, ana as
remedy for consumrt ion, bronchitis, and
al diseases OF n wa tiny nature, its influence
is rapid cficacious and permanent. Sold
cyeryw here.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

The soft and silky appearance given to the
hs:. by the use Of Carboline the natural hair
restorer and dressing, as now improved and per-
fected, is the subject OF general remark by all
who have witnessed its effects upon the human
head. Sold by all dealers in drugs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
"Put up at the Gault House.

The business man or tourist will find first
class accommodations at tho low price OF g.
and $3.50 per day at the Gault House, Chica
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel is located in the center of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot
Elevator; all appointments first-class.
HOYT & GATES, Projectors.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Pr.neIpal once. ssl M.In S.. LOUISVILLE. K
AIN EXPLANATION,
With aLitle Common Sense Advice.
He Who Becomes a Treasurer Of
Money for Another Is Respon-
sible for a Safe Return.

How much more responsible is he who has In
charge the health aud life Of human being.
We have considered we'll the responsibility, and
in preparing our ALIENS LUNG BAL
SAM which for twenty-five years has been ia
vorably known one Of the best and purest
remedies for all Throat and Lung Diseases, we
are particular TO use nothing but the best ingre-
dents NO OPIUM in any form enters It's COM
position. IL Is TO your interest TO stand by the
old and tried remedy, ALIENS LUNG Ball
SAM, and see that bottle lie always kept on
hand fer immediate use. READ THE FOLLOW
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

PREMATURE decline OF power In
either ser, however induced, speedily and per-
manently cured. Consultation free. Book
for three letter stamps. World Dispensary
Medical Association, Buralo, N. Y
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

DpuG0IsTs IN malarial districts say that
Lydia Il. P.nkham's We yetable Compound Ia
as much the standard remedy for female
weaknesses as quinlne is for the prevailing
chllls and fever.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19


cleveland TO- HERALD
Yesterday and the day before we copied
into our columns from the Rochester IN. ~
Democrat AMI Chronicle, a remarkable ssate-
ment made by J. b. Henion, NJ. d.. gentle
man well known In this city. In that article
DIR. Henion recounted wonderful ex perienoe
which bcfell him. and the next day we pub
lished from the same paper a second article,
giving an account OF the "Excitement In
Rochester," caused by DR.. Heuion's state
ment. IL Is doubtful II any two articles were
ever published which caused greater commo-
ton both among professional people and
laymen.
Since the publication Of these two articles,
having been bcseged with letters or inquiry,
we sent acommunis ation TO DIR. Henion aud
also one 20 III. IA. Warner 81 Co., asking II any
additional proof could DC giycn I'd us as To
the validity OF the statements published. In
answer thereto we have received the following
letters, which add interest to the entire subject
and verify every statement hitherto made:
ROCHESTER,, N. Y.
GENTLEMEN: Your favor Is received. The
published statement, over my signature, to
which you ro:er, Is true in every respect, and
owe my life and resent health wholly to
the power OF WARMERS Safe Cure, which
matched me from the very brink of the
grave. 1t is not surprising that people
should question the statement 1 made, for
my recovery was as great a marvel TO my
self as to my physicians and friends.
j. u. HENIoS, NJ ID.
ROCHESTER,, N. Y, Jan. 81.
SRs: Acknowledging your favor duly re-
ceiyed, we would say: The best proof we
can give you that the statements made by
DIR. Henion are entirely true, and would not
have been published unless strictly SO, Is the
lnllA .tal hn
| of Rochester. and card published by Rev.
| DIR. Foote. which you are at liberty 10 use IL
| you wish. I'll. IL. WARNER 20.
| To trliOm Il mdg concern:
In the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle, or
December 81, there appeared statement In
| the form of card from DR.. j. BsHenion, of
| this city, recounting his remarkable recovery
| from Brghts disease of the kidneys, after
| several doctors of prominence had given him
up by the use of Warmers Safe Cure. We
| are personally or by reputation acquainted
| with DR.. Henion, and we believe he would
publish no statement not literally true. We
| are also personally or by reputation well &C
quainted with IL. III. Warner Il Co., proprie-
| tors of that remedy, whose commercial and
personal standing in this community are OF
| the highest order. and we believe that they
| would not publish any statements which
were not literally and strictly true in every
| particular.
| 4. TX. PARSONS mayor Oh hocnester).
| WIN. PURCELL editor linton and AdUer-
| tiser).
| W. ID. STUART (ex-Surrogate Monroe
| County,.
| EDWARD A. FROST (ex-Clerk Monroe
County,.
Il. h. FENNER (ex-blstrict Attorney Mon
roe County,.
]. NJ. DGyY (ex.Membcr Congress, Roches-
teri.
JOHN s. MORGAN County Judge, Monroe
| Coz.
HIRAM SHELLEY Capitalist and Seedman).
| W. c. RowLEY (ex,Coun,y Judge Monroe
Coz.
JOHN VAN vooRHIs (ex-Member of Con.
gress).
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Horsford's AcId Pho,pbnte.

IN NIGHT swEATs AND PRosTRATIoN.
DIR. X. Studhalter, st. Louis, NO., says: 81
have used it I'm dyspepsia, nervous prostra-
ton, and in night sweats, with very good re-
suits"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19
Browns bronchial Troches

for coughs aud colds There is nothing to
be compared with them. "-IieU. q. ID. Wat
kins, Walton, Ind.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-02-19

The oldest inhabitant is usually a man,
but the scoldest is a woman. Philadelphia
Chronicle