Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-04-25

Attention Is called To the new advertisement
81 Mess,s, Henry May and Co, No ~ For
street, who have lust received direct in
potlaiion oi this seasons new crop 81 China
and Japan teas, which, with all other articles
IN their line oi business, arc Offered Al h5iofH
market rates.
We have Just been thinking how language
came Into this world. II was during Adam
and Ewes ffs, quauei. when one word brought
on nnoihsr II. however, seems Incompetent
sihle how the words ''Slalagmi,es" aud
"Slalaetiles" originated -ye, VIC know they are
used to designate peculiar specimens Of
minerals kept 10, sale by Mr. A. l., Smith,
No 80 tor street, where, also, can be found
a very fine collection Of photographic views ot
various objects u interest In these islands,
which II viii repay any visitor to inspect.
lie sang 10 his darling 1.-THE stars are forth
The night winds gently sighi
There's light in the window. love, ior me,
And waiting below am |,
Her father the MINSTREL voice o'erheard,
and mentally whispered ''wai, :"
Az n, ,a,hs,.J The serrnade, mn
Aud yanked him over the gate.
And shci She knew by her lovers word
The wreck tina, the old man made
"ren dollars arc what rhese Iowsets cost,
And I'm glad The bill Ism, paid"
This Young man ouch, 10 have ordered nj,
e,o,h,,. If AZ, 7. n Kerr Ma ., Mc,ehao,
street, and sya Far Them then nj, o,f would
no, have resulted so lis.a,. hr,,.ous.ly.
II there is one 'h'ag more narrowing thar
another to the mind OF the ordinary human
being, and tina, ior time imbiIteis his cSis
,encc, and renders him cognnant Of the iac'
that this is nothing but world OF trouble
Trial and tribalation, !, is, after having par
taken Of sump'uous lunch OF crab salad, will
all the eteeieraa, TO be asked by a friend ,s
dine with him al the Cosmopolitan Restaurant
No. o. Hotel street, on roast goose. s,uiie'
with sage and onions, and served with appl,
sauce, and to feel that you arc incapable o
doing justice 10 the rcpas,. The "Cosmopo
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p'ae''cing in his shop "k'gh'' ie'', ''ghl
LETT -Four PAGES to the rear march '''--iall
down uap'door into the cellar erocers wife
ans'ously Oh jim are you hurt = Grocer
savage'y, but with dignity Go away
woman what do you know about war q Tn
grocer was not one oil The hrm OF IL. T. Nc
int'ie b'o'' corner ron ana Ming streets
as thcy nave 'he'r ume 'n''y occupied ~ attend
ing to ihe'r 'cs'''"a'e business w"hou
engaging IN military operations " you '''
keeping house u VIII pay you 10 purchase
supply Of their me groceries ana provision
especially one OF those weslpha''a hams '"'
Pos'ed diIee' from "e'ha"y " steamer ah'
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] The mayor Of village refuses his authorize
ton to an itineran. quack who wishes to sci
his wonderful elixir Of life, warranted to cur
corns, so,hache, consumption, Liver complain
rheumau m. and boils. and equally available
as cemsn, fol broken crockery, an insect es
,ermina,o., and leather pseserva'ive. Iii
worship is afraid that the Wanted panacea ma
contain nosious drugs. "oh, there is no DANCE
u that, your excellency." says the quack, as