Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-05-02

HaN Dttn neat'y Hltcl ipf the ocCasipHs lHls
establishment, will NEE, with a liberal patron.
age, being desirably located in quiet
neighborhood. and under the management, Of
gentlemen who thoroughly understand their
business.
Mr.. N. +. Burgess, like alexander who
sighed Tor more worlds 10 conquer" has added
10 his old established business OF carpenter
and builder, the Baggage Express business,
heretofore conducted by Nj. G.. NJ. Lake,
which he has placed unde' the management Of
his son II. i. Burgess. He, also, has pur.
chased the tobacco, cigar and soda water es.
Enlistment, OF Mr. !. w. IIingley at No. 81
King street, which will he conducted by his
son G.. w. Burgess; all Of which enterprises
are deserving Of a liberal public patronage.
See new advertisement.
lie sang to his darling; 1.-THE stars are forth !;
The night winds gently sigh;
There's light in the window, love, fof me,
And waiting below am l."
Her father the mins,rcls voice o'erheard
And mentally whispered "Wai, I"
As he gathered the scrcnader up
And yanked him over the gate.
And she1 She knew by her lovers word
The wreck tina, the old man made
Ten dollars are what these ,rowsers cost,
And I'm glad the bill isn't paid"
This young man ought to have ordered his
clothing Of Mr.. l.. y. Kerr, No. ~ Merchant,
street, and bdid for them; then his UH would
not have resulted so dis.as.tea,. ous-ly.
ooh, Mildrcd,' said Amy to the high.
school girl yesterday, "you ought to have seen
Adolphi when told him he couldn't come 10
see me any morc--hc was all broke up. y
"Pleasc don't say all broke up | beg Of
you," replied the high. school girl "say, lie
was reduced to molecular fragments" This
use Of scientific names causes us to wonder how
the words "Stalagmies and S,alactitcs y
originated-yct we know they are used to dcs.
designate peculiar and beautiful specimens oI
minerals kept for sale by Mr. A. l.. Smith,
No. SO Fort street, where, also, can be found
a very fine collection Of Photographic views Of
/
which it will repay any visitor to inspect.
| II there is one thing more narrowing than
another to the mind Of the ordinary human
being, and tina, for time imbtters his exis-
,ence, and renders him cognlzant Of the fac,
that this is nothing but world Of trouble,
trial and tribulation, it is, after having par.
tai .p n , lupcb NJ crab c,I,I uvi,h
all the etceteras, to be asked by friend &c
dine with him at the Cosmopolitan Restaurant
No. OF Hotel street, on roast goose, stuffed
with sage and onions, and served with apple
sauce, and to feel that you are incapable o.
doing justice to the repast. The "Cosmopo
Titan" is one of the best Restaurants in this
city and has very nice private dining room
in the rear, with side entrance, where every
thing is served in good style and OF the bes
that the market affords.
1t is really consoling to read in the countr,
papers Of the farmers drawing large loads o.
perfumed hay into town. 80, would we
were boy again." on the dear old farm in tn,
glorious country, up in the large barn, moving
away in the top loft, the perspiration and hn,
seed streaming down our back as we struggl,
with the avalanche Of Timothy,--but, in al
much as We cannot, on these Islands, indulg,
in the reality Of this life, the next best thing t,
do is TO 60 TO the store houses Of the Unior
Feed Co., corner Queen and Edinburgh treets
and inspect their stock Of hay, grain and feed o
Ill :,J- Sc n Lne, and
at hoaesu market rates. They, also, are now i'm
porting alfalfa hay which meets with such favo
in the states.
A legal gentleman met brother lawyer ont
day last week, and the following conversation
took place :--"Well, Judge, how is businessr
"Dull, dull; am living on faith and hope.
"Very good, but have got past you. for tn
living on charity" The reason why this lawyc
felt he was "living on charity" was because
he purchased his groceries and provisions, Sc
fAeably, Of Messrs. II. L. McIntire & Bro
corner Fort and King streets. If you arr
keeping house it will pay you to purchase
supply Of their fine groceries and provision
especially one Of those Wes,phalia hams i'm
, ported direct from Germany by steamer an,
rail, not forgetting an assortment Of their fresl
canned goods and fresh roasted and groun,
coflees, as well as teas and the thousand an,
one other articles in their line.
"Mistakes in Courlship," was the subjec, Q
clergyman's discourse. II seems to us tina
it isn't so much in courtship that people max
mistakes. Counting is all right. 1t is the sa,
awakening from the rosy dream that hurts
! Moral--Keep on counting, and OCCASIONAL
give your lady love treat by taking her t.
the art store Of Messrs. King Bros, at No
/, III King street, which will well repa
, any visitor to enter and inspect their elegan
line Of pictures, chromos, engTavings, photo
graphs, etc. This firm make speciait
Of making to order at short notice, picturefra
ingreat variety Of styles,snd alstyles ofcornices
2 having fine assortment Of mouldings Away
in stock and giving their personal attention /,
making them in an artistic manner. Pole col
nices in ebony and polished black walnut wit
y fixtures all complete-also patent curai
0 fasteners, wall pockets, paper and letter racks
hat and clothes racks, picture cord, gold an
! silver wire. picture knobs, hooks, etc., etc
Also large variety Of cabinet celebrities
ste,coscopic views. microscopes, graphoscopes
etc. Messrs. King Bros. arc now removed t
their elegant new store, No. So Hotel street
adjoining the new building now being fitted U
for Messrs. McChesney & Sons sEiite Ics
Cream Parlors, which will shortly be opened |
first.class style as confectionery, cake an
ice-cream saloon.
Many friends Of the Royal Hawaiian Ayr
cultural Society regret to learn tina, the pro,
poets Of the next annual exhibit Of the societ
! promises To be ,leyntrd entirely To n show {