The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-06-18
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siekt II This 10 srus. Jsasrsos sxsrss .
sishiy tsd lsasescs over II
"A sorthsrn paper praises shs Iad'Aa
hair rssiersr lie 10 fraud. No Irdisn
So s,a ksosn 10 fsslore Any hair.
--''As yos stsal: u shosias she sskra
no. uss ,bs reply We'll. then. that
ghost 10 sLow you ara not coward
=. Ia Lib,cL days The ioolish vligias
nsssscssd 10 pot oil 10 their ismps: ia our
s.@. The foolish ,irsias pat oil on the Are
"A pot .sys "wom.s is the Sunday
~ A.a, lie probably had Eve 40 bis
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drs seB~s.il,, bat 10 sleeping car IL Is a
mss. BIRTH sLicL raises bim above bic
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"A rc~pi sons 1. entitled. 'Oh. kiss
N. Osr~ spL I,~s Ne Die. We are afraid
II Ne should HI" you once yoa would
usss sors.
s--whst 10 The difference between 81
6ood apd ~ angry brsksmaas OOs breaks
the dan aud the other svsars with consid.
cradle vigor
Weddings resulting from chance ac-
qusin.aacss made during summer vsca-
tions may be we'll published under the
bead casualties. "
"A Boston bycycler says that he is 60
lag I'll over the earth on his machine. We
hAvs seen bycyclers 60 ali over the earth
oG their machines.
An AscolA woman set speckled hen
90 dried apple pie, and in three weeks
tbs ben haschsd fourteen nightmares with
blue ribbons on their tails.
"A Connecticut local paper reports the
killing Of black snake - feet and 4
inches round Connecticut whiskey
seems capable Of doing those things.
"A celebrated physician Boosting at
dinner that he cured bis own hams, a
susst observed: doctor, am glad to
hear that you have cured something,
- Daring thu hot weather religion rests
but his satanic majesty is on the alert.
He do~s not mind II so much as the preach.
srs DO, probably because he is used ioit.
Colon. formerly AspinwAll, was al
most totally burned BY revolutionists. II
they had only burned half OF the city, ii |
might still have done business as Semi
Colon.
Hey. Sambo. wha' ye leave 20 last
bosrdin' place fur?' "Oh. dey charge too
much fur dis yer darkey. "Wha' dey
charge "Dey charged me wild stealth
de spoons. 81 80 ] lef.
--Matilda's lover 70 her little sister
Come, Myrtle. give me kiss. only one.
Little sister--"No. l wont. You asked
Tilds for Just one in the parlor. before din
nsr, and you took two"
"A Belgian editor who recently insult
cd rival editor In the morning. fought
dsel and killed him 10 the afternoon, and
cans out Il o'clock p. N. with special
evening edition describing the encounter.
--"Dil you give Johnny the medicine,
Mrs.. Brown asked tho doctor. "0h,
yss. doctor" replied the loving mother;
and then she sddsd. innocently; "And it
didn't seem to have done him the least
HARM"
Mamma. there'ss spider on the back
Of pspa's neck. Shall l bit its'' NO.
said The mother considerately; your "a
thsr might not approve Of it, He's .
member d the society for the prevention
Of cruelty 10 animals
Ia i thought that American cheese
vim rule Low 10 the English market this
season. The Englishmes have 20 much
elss on their hands this year. that they
oaa't stop 70 struggle with any lively del
cgatss from America
Mamma tpoioting 70 some unclothed
chsruls) Lizzie, II you are > good girl
Jos viii 20 70 heaven and be like those
little a(gas- Lizzie (vho has : strict
senss Of pscpriety) WALL hope I'll DO
better dressed than they are
The trouble With Jefferson Davis 10
that BE- Il bilious 10 his intellect. gAngrened
10 his principles aud color blind 10 bis
memory. He V dismal ghost who
dances along the horizon Of new epoch
without realizing that the dAwnipg light
IL Tho signal for hix departure
-~Tran,p--My colored friend. please
Iced me : quarter. ! fought. blsd aud
suffered Tor ysass ia the Union army to
make you fres man, Colossa gsstIsnsa
lyon did your duty. Sab; but 'boat loan.
Ing you dat quarter. ! don't kecr 70 70
vivs d bitter memories Oh Dc yah.
Sunday otsssvsscs Gene hers 70
ne. yen good fes soshing thing. sxclaim.
I'd . pioas lasmss, sddrsssins bic son
You ought V b. ashsasd Of yourself.
going fishing % Busdsy." n didnl 20