The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-05-13
Wrr AND PLEAsANrkx.


There ere poems unvritten and sings IN
eupg." Yes" Gays an editor. '.iJ is this
that reconoilts Us to life.
A collier, who had just finished reading
bNnk, remarked to q friend sitting near
He maun be a clever chap that FIais; his
names at the end OF every book"
In speaking of the performances of csie-
hrated singer, a musical critic eAid, We
hang upon every nole"-s remarkable proof
of the singers power OF execution"
LET go my ear" yelled a passenger on a
West Side streetcar yesterday. Il beg your
pardon" said the other man; 81 thought
had hold of the strap-"-NOrristown Her
aid.
"How did you manage b cultivate such
beautiful BLACK eyer ASKED Brown. 10"
replied Fogg, who had been prscticing uoou
roller skates 81 raised it from a slip."-Bos.
ton Transcript
tramp applied for breakfast at house
on Michigan avenue. why don't you look
for work?' asked the householder, roughly.
"IneVer get time" ssid the tramp. why,
what ere you dong all day p Cooking for
breakfast, replied the tramp.-Detroit Post.
Mrs. MulvaDey 1.-THE laundress) -Indsde.
ma'am. an it's miserable L am. I'm bat
jist on me feet wild the pain in me back, an
Jimmy he's as bad off; he has cough on
him that sounds loike Imply bar'l.
Cough fer the lady, Jimmy !-Harper,s
Bazaar.
An amusing story is told OF lecturer who
in discoursiDg on the subject of Health" in
quired. What use can man make OF tue
time while waiting for doctor?' Before he
could begin his answer to bis inquiry some
one in the audience called out He can
make his will"
=="What do you sappose I'll look like when
l get out of here?" snspOt d young lady at
the conductor OF an oyercrowded cable car.
"a good deal like crushed sugar. miss" said
the bellringer. And tbs young lady hung
on to strap and rode four miles further
with the smile of an angel.-San franciscan.
1t was at the baptismsl font, and the min.
lister had the baby IN his arms. What ia
the nsme2' he asked of the mother. Jose
pbine Newton" Joseph E. Newton, bap-
tise thee" mo, no." hurriedly whispered
the mother, in great alarm. mot Joseph E.
Newton-Josephine Newton. It's not that
kind OF baby"
Two burglars had ransacked the house and
secured every portable thing of any value.
While passing through the pantry one Of
them picked up piece OF cold meat and was
about to eat II whist. PATTI said the
other varningly; "av yes forgot PLAT day it
is?' "Shure an had" said Pat, dropping
the meat; tits Friday marnin'."
Chicago man at PlainfeId, Ind. desired
~ ltdNo us lIdNclAlE DdS uuu ONClCOob Wuiic
be walked to place twenty miles distant.
BE put them in field, unprotected from
thieves, except by the sign, "SMailpox, be-
ware az when Re returned they were
right there in the field, bat they were twenty
fees under ground, buried by health officers.
Chlcsgo Tribune.
Tho lyon Medical SAYS that Professor NAL
eeiRu e IS much dreaded By students on &C
count OF bis irony at examinations One day
Ia VS. nhsCnra MT in
siu6ents thesis and the candidate replying
almost at random. Now, sir" exclaimed
the rate examiner, "csn you tell me what to
create means?" Greater stammered the
youth; sit means to make something out
Of nothing" That's good sir" said Mel.
eaigne; I'VE will now make you doctor"
A minister well known by name through
out the land, who mas one of the best
equipped houses of worship. was sho wing a
friend, not long since, through its various
rooms, when they came to the Kitchen, which
YRS connected by speaking tube with the
Iaslor's study. On the wall was printed in
large letters, THE Lord Will Provide"
while in smaller letters on she same wall
rear the mouthpiece of the tube was the di.
rtotion. BLOW and wait for on answer"
The visitor naturally asked IL the two in
soliptions had any particular connection
with one another; and 1T is hardly necessary
to say that q change was soon made in the
lettering.
Revivalist Ito nervous young man near
the door: "My dear young friend. wouldn't
you ike q seat near the PLATFORM" Nervous
young man: "Y.yes; would like to get a
little further up" Revivalist (fervently)
'Come with me, sir. 1t fills my soul with
glaoness to see young man like you inter
ested IN our glorious services. Come with
me, my dear young friend, and don't be
frightened. lis n grand privilege to expe
rience a change of heart" Nervous young
man: "Well-er-this isn't exactly change
of heart; it's change OF route. The reporter
who is up to this sort of business is off on
toot, and I've been assigned to take his
place"