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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03

ApsxIeN - 49, - -
.seai Extsts Auctionsss'
COMMISSIONERS SALE
MANY VALUABLE LoEs
ON
nrvryLEY NEAR WASHINGTON
STREET.
Avn ON BEVERLEY NEAk kIfchts
STREET,
AND rwKNTY-oNE LOTS IN THE PLAr
OF ARLINGTON,
ON
Asar.kED, DANCE. AND WALLACE
STREETS.
virtne OF . decree OF the Chancery
Court OF the city Of Richmond entered or
Ne e7th day OF February. 1855, In the sui.
Of Willlams's executors e.. Siuops, ~ ~.
vixiua partner, &C.. we VIII sell oy pupis
auction, on the premises respess.sss ,a,cs -
the following VALUABLE UNiMPkoVED
REAL EsTATE-to wit: 100.
on THURsDAY: pEcEmBEn 3: lsss, T.,
| she plan OF Arlington. as follows-to Wit
I3,TS Nos. q TO Is inclusive, on the north
line of Ashland street. beginning at tue east
line OF Kitch.e street. each fronting 80 W
iy x,so. LOT No. 8, on the north side
Ashland between Carter and hitchie
streets. 80 by 1873 Ala feet.
Also, LOTS Nos 33 10 3e inclusive. on ine
| south side Of Dance street, beginning ~ the
east line OF Richie street, each 80 py
s,so' Tors yyos. 81, 90, 81, b5. and So. on
| the north side OF Dance between carter
and RitchIe streets, each 80 by l33 4-lz
feet lot No. 81 10 At the northwest corner
L NJ paftce aud Ca-ler streets
Also. LOT No. Ii3. on the north side OF
Wallace between Richie aud Robinson
| streets. so by I3S Ala feet.
AND IMMEDIATELY THEREAfIEh
TWO LOTS, Nos. 1877 and l3s, In the plan
| of Buena Vista. on the north side or sever
| ly between Richie and Robinson Streets
| each 80 by 141 feet.
And then SEVEN LOTS-No5 i, y, .. =, o.
Is. and l4-in Square No. 3 OF j. y. Haryles
| plan. situated ON the south side OF Beverley
| street, between Washington and carter
| streets, with an aggI eaate front OF 22f feet:
| and ali running back 210 feet; VIII be sold
one. with the ptivilege OF ALL.
Plats OF the property eau DC seen ~ the
Office OF the auctioneer.
TERMS: One fourth cash balance in six,
| twelve, and eighteen months, for notes In
| terest added. and title retained untu the
purchase money shall have been ps,u;
|. III. CARRlNGION,
JAMES PLEASANT5,
N. M. GILLIAN,
Special Commissioners.
A. d. WILLIAMS EXECUTORS, PLAINTIFFS,
VS.. p. w. GRUBBs, &C, DEFENDANrS-
In THE CHASCERY COURT or THE CITY
OF RICHMOND.
/, Benjamin III. Berry. clerk Of said court,
certify that the bond required OF the special
com m issioners by the decree in said cause
of February 81. 1885, has been duly given:
Given under my hand this 2lst day oil
November, 1885. y. ID. BENNY.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03
BY n. W. Bowe,
Real Estate Auctioneer.

COMMISSIONERS SALE OF A
" LARGE FARM ON THE RICHMOND
AND ALLEGHANY RAILROAD, IN Nell
VILE" CONTAINING LOLA AGRn5'
AND ALSO AN ADJOINING TRAIT EN-
BRACING 800 ACRES. BY AuCIION.-ln
execution ola decree ofthe Chancery court
OF Richmond. entered 18th April, 1854. III
the cause Of Hartsooks administrator Is.
Hartsook and ais. viii, as special commits
sloner, sell at the Office OF y. W. Bowe: No.
4north Eleventh street, in the city OF hicn-
mond, at o'clock L. NJ, on
FRIDAY, DECEMBER IL, 1855,
the LARGE AND VALUABLE TRACTS
OF LAND above referred TO, being part OF
the property OF which the late Daniel j,
Hartsook died seized aud possessed.
The above tracts OF land are situated on
the Richmond and Allegheny railroad
about two miles east OF Midway Mills, aud
adjoining the farms known as Bon Air ana
They embrace about 800 ACRES OF
OPEN LAND. In q fair state OF cultivation
and have good barn and the usual out
buildings on them.
There are Indications Indeed. 10 may be
said 10 be fact that there are valuable
deposits ofirOn and manganese on tnls lanu'
which should attract the attention oil those
interested In these ores. as well as those
seeking agricultural lands.
TERMS One third cash; and the balance
ut ak and twelve months for negotiable
notes. with interest added, and the title 70.
tanned until all the purchase-money shall
be paid, and a conveyance ordered by the
Court. A. l.. B0ULWARE,
Special Commissioner.
HARTsooR's ADMINISTRATORS, PLAINTIFFS,
AGAINST HARTSOoK AND AIS, DEFEND
ANTs-IN THE CHANCERY COURT OF THE
CITY or RICHMOND.
l. BENJAMIN ii. Berry, clerk OF said court
certify that the bond required Of the special
commissioner by the decree In said cause o.
April IL, 1884. has been duly given.
Given under my hand the 22d day o.
April, 1854. BENJAMIN IL. BERRY,
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BY George X. Crawford,
Real Estate Agent and Auctioneer
1908 Bank street.

TRUSTEES SALE OF A LOT,
l. WITH A BRICK BUILDING THERE
ON, FRONTING SEVENTEEN FEET On
THE EAST LINE or ST. JOHN STREET
BETWEEN HlLLAND COUrrS STREETS,
RUNNING BACK ONE HUNDRED AND
TWENTY-SIX FEEr.-dy virtue OF deed
of trust nom ID. Wright, trustee for Felicia
Wright. and ID. Wright and Felicia, his
wife, hearing date November II, 1884, and
duly recorded in the clerks Office OF the
Richmond Chancery Court, Deed Book III
b. page 1885, and being requested by the
holder OF notes therein secured, the under
signed trustee will offer for sale at public
auction. on
FRIDAY, DECEMBER II, 1883,
81 J.. NJ, upon the premises, the above
described property.
TERMS: Announced on day OF sale
{. A. CRAWFORD, Trustee.
GEORGE T.. CRAWFORD, Auctloneer.
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,c CAAhrt;ss, = >tt1s, cIukrAlNss As.
A JENNINGS'S CARPET WARE
IAs Room, No. 1914 east Main street.
Cloths, Lace and Demask Curtains In
great variety, shades and patterns. Cor.
liices and Poles Of I'll atyieA PApox-H Hang
Ing Of the latest dssigns- All orders promptly
attended 70. % 1o-2m
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03

TRUSTEES SALE OF TWO SMALL
Il TRACTS OF LAND NEAR VI ECHAN-
ICSVILLE, IN HANOVER COUNTf.--As
Rozycki, dated 18th November, 1850. and
recorded in the clerks Office OF the County
Court OF Hanover county in ID. b. 3, page
1875, default having been made in the pay
ment OF the debt thereby secured, and be-
ing required 50 to do by the holder OF the
notes therein secured, Will sell by public
auction, at Mechanicsyille, Hanover county,
at IL o clock A. NJ, on
WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER o, 1885.
l. The TRACT OF LAND upon which the
SAID RoZycki now resides, situated ABOUT
three fourths mile from Mechanicsville,
adjoining the lands OF John +. Moore and
Others. and containing AZ 21-100 ACRES !;
2. The TRACT OF LAND adjoining the
aforesaid tract and other lands, and con-
tanning 3lH ACRES.
Upon the frst-named tract there is
good dwelling and ample out-houses large
number OF young frult-trees, grape-vines,
&C.
TERMS: Cash as 10 so much OF the pur-
chase money as may be necessary TO defray
the expenses OF executing this trust and 10
nav the following amounts-viZ., sl6.22'
with interest from February 81, 1880;
$40, with Interest from November 10,
1888: SI24, with interest from November
10. 1884 and sI1s, with interest from No.
Vember 10, 1855 and credit as TO SIP till
November 10. 1856, and sl06 I'LL November
10, 1887: and as 10 any excess upon such
terms as the said RoZycki may indicate at
the sale. W. 6ODDlN, trustee.
D.A. TIMBERLAKE, Crier. no27
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TRAINS NoKTHWARD.
Leave Arrive
No' Petersburg. Richmond.

sDaily. tDaily Except Sunday.
STOPPINa-PLACES.
Nos. 20, 40, and 43 make no stops. No.
as stops only on signal at Chester. Nos 81
and 40 stop only on signal at chester. Gem
tralia and Manchester. Nos. SO, 80, IS,
and SO stop at all stations for passengers.
PULLMAN-CAR SERVICE.
On trains No. 40 and IS sieeping.cars be-
tween Washington and Charleston. On
trains No. 40, AZ, As, and AZ sleeping-cars
between Washington and Jacksonville, Fla.
on trains Nos. ~ and IS seeplng-cars be-
tween New York and Jacksonville.
THE ONLY ALL-RAIL ROUTE TO NOR
Richm "a. sIO:49 A. N. Norfolk $40 Pm.
Riohm'd.s 24s L. NJ. Norfolk. 6:i0 M.
Norfolk...t $40 An. Kichm'd 1855 A. NJ.
NORFOLK 9:35 AN. Richm'd. 1880 +. NJ
Nos. 81 and S5 make close connection 70
and nom Farmville, LynchDurg. and SOUTH
western points, and way-statlons on the
Norfolk and Western railroad. No. 35 rum
ming daily and No. "a daily except Sunday.
J. Il. kENLf,
Superintendent OF Transportation.
TN. EMKRsoS. General Passenger Agent.
SoL HAAS Traffic Manager. nol4
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03

A DOUBLE DLSTILLATI0N OF MANY
OF THE BEST GERMAN HERBS,
making this the Only Reliable and Efficient
Tonic ever placed before the public for the
cure OF Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Loss OF Ap-
petite, General Debility, Malarial Diseases,
Collie, Cramps, Diarrhpa, &C.
The highest character or the many testl-
morials awarded this preparation has never
been eQualled. We refer with pleasure
the following:
JANIS GIBBONS, Archbishop Of Balti-
more, says: | have tried "Dr. Petzold's
German Bitten" and find IL TO be pleasant
and efficient Tonic and Appetizer.
take great pleasure In recommending
"Dr. Petzolds German Bitters" as medi-
cine OF rare merits.
Pastor OF Wolfe-Street 1. NJ. church, Balti-
more.
DR.. MILTON ". TAYLOR, one OF the best
known physicians in Baltimore, writes
This is to certify that this is the first time
during my practice Of thirty.six years that
ever recommended any article for medl-
cipal purposes. but with some experience l
am constrained 10 say that "Dr. Petzolds
German Bltters" il an excellent prepare.
| ton as an Appetizer, and will relieve II not
| cure almost any form OF Dyspepsia, aud Is
| one OF the best TONES have ever used.
This Great Medicine for sale by all Drug
| gists, Grocers, and dealers generally. Price,
Soc and 81 per bottle. OWENS q MINoR
| agents for Richmond. LOUIS PErZOLD q
| CO., proprietors, Baltimore. Md.
my l2-Tu. Th&Su1y
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03
BY william II. Lyme & Co,
No. 1llS Main street,
and
Furman Upper, 1918 Main street,
Real Estate Agents and Auctioneers.

TOUR NEAT AND DESIRABLE
Il TWO-sTORY FRAME DWELLINGS.
on THE EAST SIDE OF ST. JOHNS
STREET BETWEEN CHARITY AND
FEDERAL STREETS. BY PUBLIC AUG.
TlON-By .cquest OF the owners, we shall
sell by pub.sa auction, on the premises, on
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1885.
at Az y. NJ, the above named desirable
SMALL DWELLINGS. containing four
rooms each, and having desirable lots. and
occupied by tenants at rental that Will
pay handsome per cent. on what they
viii be sold at. A plat showing size Of lots
TO I've seen at sale.
TERMS: Very liberal-say one fourth cash
residue at six, twelve, and eighteen
months, for negotiable notes. interest
added, secured by trust deed.
WILLIAM IL. LYME & CO,
FURMAN Upper.
no29 AuctOneers.
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FIRST. GLASS MEALS ON EUROPEAN
PLAN.
The elegantly rebuilt and fast steamer
MEL.

Inc eItBhuEIy ItUuII HIu Istst ssedIheT
ARIEL,
carrying United states MALI
L.. q. GIEF0RD, Commander,
leaves Richmond every
MONDAY. WEDNESDAY. AND FRIDAY
AT A NJ. (STREET-CARS CONNECT IN
FULL TIMED for aboye-named places. Ar
irving. at Norfolk at p. NJ. Returning,
the steamer leaves Norfolk. Portsmouth.
and Newports News on alternate days,
arriving at Richmond about 4 p. NJ.
Through tickets on sale on steamer and at
CARRIERS Agency, 1000 Main street. Bag
gage checked through.
sSTATErROOMS ENGAGED FOR DAY
OR NIGHT
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03
A YER'S AGUE CURE

A YER'S AGUE CURE
is warranted to cure Fever and Ague' IL
termittent or Chill Fever. RemittentFever'
Dumb Ague, Bilious Fever, Dengue Tor
Break bone" Fever, Liver Complaint
and all diseases arising from Malarial poi
sons.
"HARPER's, 8. C., July Q. 1884.
"For eighteen months l suffered with
Cbills and Fever. having chiils every other
day. After trying various remedies recon-
mended TO cure. used q bottle OF AfERS
AGUE CURE, and have never since had
chill, EDWIN nAhrAh'
PREPARED By
DIR. j. q. AVER q Co, LOWELL, MASS.
Sold by all Druggists.
lie 4-Th27tl
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03

TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE
TWO VERY DESIRABLE NEW BRICK
DWELLINGS
ON vENABLE STREET.
WITH FIVE ROOMS AND A HALL
IN EACH.


Nv virtue of deed of trust from 4. =.
Rogers trucfee and Others, recorded Ia
Richmond Chancery Court on November
81. 1895, I viii sell by pnelic auction on
the premises, ON
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1855.
nj A O'Clock p. NJ, the REAL ESTATE de-
srrtbed In said deed, as follows: AL that
LOr OF LAND. with Two NEW BHlCk
TENEMENTS thereon, lying ana peins 10
the CITY OF Richmond, Va, on the north
side of yenable street, between Jessamine
and Scott streets. fronting on the north SIDE
OF vepable street 50 feet inches, and runs
back I57X feet to an alley 10 feet vide.
Tie houses are now rented TO good tenants
at SO. so per moptn each, and Will be sold
together or separately.
Ihe property can be bought privately any
time before day OF sale.
TERMS: One half cash. balance In six
and twelve months, equal payments for
notes, with 0 per cent. interest. secured by
deed Of trust. -
HARVEY WILSON, Trustee.
Sale by Il. u. CHAFFTs. 4 Co., Auctioneers'
10
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1885-12-03
BY n. w. Bowe.
Real Estate Auctioneer.

Real Estate AuctlOneer.
COMMISSIONERS SALE
~ or A
LARGE NUMBER OF PIECES OF REAL
ESTATE
LOCATED IN THE CITY OF RICHMOND
AND INTHE COUNTIES OF HEN
RICO AND DINWIDDlE AND
IN THE CITY OF MAN
ESTER,
TO TAKE PLACE AT THE OFFICE OF
n. W. BOWIE, No. 4 ELEVENTH
STREET BETWEEN MAIN
AND BANK,
INTHE CITY OF RICHMOND,
ON
TUESDAY, DECEMBER i, 1855,
BEGINNING AZ IL O'CLOCK VI.
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first manufactured and sold his medicine
from
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CHEAPEST ROUTE.
RATES MUCH LESS THAN HALF
CHARGED BY ANY OTHER ROUTE.
FAKE TO NORFOLK, sl-N0 LIMIT.
WAY-LANDING FARES from Z5c. TO 81.
second class tickets still lower.
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ONLY ALL-WATER ROUTE.

GREAT TOURIST ROUTE.
JAMESlOWN, DUTCH GAP, AND WAR
SCENERY.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

That longevity is to large ex- tent a matter of physical inherit ance is strikingly illustrated by some facts compiled by Dr. Ma than Allen, of Lowell, Mass, from the records of his own ancestry Jonathan and Nehemiah Allen, brothers, who came from long lived stock, settled in Barre. Mass, in 1750, and reared large families of children. Jonathan lived to be 92 years old and his wife to be S7. Of their seven children, aside from the one who died in infancy, the youngest lived to be 67 and the oldest to be SS-an av- craze of over 80 for the SIX. Ne hemiah Allen died at ST years and his wife at 66. Of their ten chil- dren the earliest to die reached the age of 78, and and two hved to be 96-an average of SS years for the whole number. Scarcely any one of either family was ever sick with constitutional disease, and most of them died Of old age.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

A man, who was on his weary journey to Wisconsin, came upon q crowd one day, and observed a sadness on ell faces. "Why this gloom?" queried the old man as he laid down his bundle and felt for the front end of his plug of tobacco. ''Oh, Sage, we mourn the loss of a good man." was the reply. "Was he honored?" "He was" "Who of you praised and encouraged him in life?" asked the old man as he looked around him. 4 hush fell on the crowd and no one replied. Praise that comes after death," whispered the Sage, "does not even cut down the un- dertaker's bills. Better ,squander your time saving wood for bis widow"
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

A tall, lank man boarded an out going train near the stock yards He looked like a farmer, and there was an odor of cattle cars about his clothes. He walked through the cars and looked about for seat, but nobody stirred to make room for him. A drummer was spread over two seats, and 8 wo man and her two children over three. Several men occupied whole seat apiece. The tall, lank man gazed up and down the car moment and then exclaimed:- Well, by gosh, l cum up to Chic ago with load of hogs, but I'll be darned if l thought I'd have ter ride home with 8 load, too."- Chicago Herald.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

A Varied and-Sntisfaetory Enter
 tainment by Il First Class Com-
 pany.
 Barrett's Circus opened last night. Performances were given from half-past eight till half-past ten. "Circus is circus" as the dea- con remarked, but there are cir cuses and circuses, and of Barrett's show it must be said that it has many strong features of great in terest, and is in every respect equal to what was promised by advance agents and advertise ments. The geological collection is remarkably good, huge rhI noceros, a pair of black tigers and a handsome gnu forming some of the unusual features The strongest parts of the amusement programme are tho riding and the acrobats, and a young gentle man who gives tight rope per formance which is simply marvel ous. As a daring, graceful and and skilful bareback rider, Rob inson has probably no equal, and Stickney is unapproached in his particular line. Miss Lakes man ege act is wonderfully well done, but we must protest against the cruelty of checking horse up so tightly as Pride of the Desert" was when performing. The poor brute almost cried with the pain and discomfort, and quite a num- Der of people could have been heard to remark that the cruelty spoiled all their pleasure in the pretty performance. Miss Ashton, a pretty little girl of about fifteen, gave most graceful performance on the flying rings, and the bat toute-leaping of whole band of acrobats was remarkably good, and the double somersaults sufficient to arouse the envy of the whole
 
 Olympic Club. The strong man of the company is veritable Sam son, who toys with S0-pound can non balls and whisks about a 150- pound dumb b-bell with marvellous ease. The Zamites-roller skaters are better than the average, and the Melrose family of bicycle ri ders are nothing remarkable ex- cept in riding on one wheel. The aerial bicycle act is good, and the tumbling splendid. James Stow and Robert Stickney, in six horse act in separate rings, brought the show to close amid thunders of applause. The acts were brought out without a hitch, everything was done promptly, and the ar engagements for seating by the ushers were satisfactory. The whole show is specially pleasing San Francisco Daily Evening Post, July 31, 1885.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

On July g, 1893, New England hanged Rebccca Nourse as witch. July 30, 1885, New Eng land dedicated a monument to her as a saint, much comforted with the reflection that if it had not hanged her in the first place it could not have canonized her in the second. Witches are still sometimes discovered among the Apaches and are as severely dealt with as they were in New Eng land two hundred years ago.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

As was generally expected, the funeral sermon over the remains of General Grant at Mount Me Gregor, delivered by old Parson Newman, was a mass of fulsome, indiscriminate eulogy, laid on so thick as to be offensive to Grants best friends, and utterly without historic value. It is to be hoped that Newman will now subside per manently. He had a noble oppor- tunity and he was unequal to it.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02
TERRITORIAL TOPICS.


 The mail from Fairbank to Charleston, Cochise county, has been increased to six times a week.
 Reports from the San Pedro Valley state that the water Is low CT in that river than it has been known for years.
 A washout on the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad near Powell sta ton, caused the ditching of the east bound train. One white man and one Indian are reported killed.
 The still small Voice of Arizo- na, comes up promptly from Casa Grande like the sweet tones of an eolian harp. It is growing strong CT and londer, and one of these bright days its vibrations will rouse up the people of the entire Territory.
 The Florence Enterprise reports that Jesse Hardestry, ex-Distrlct Attorney, after dropping S2,OOO on the San Francisco Stock Board has gone to San Jose to escape the temptation to specu- late.
 San Carlos Agency is to have another trader, J. c. O'Keefe.- Lumber for his store is now being delivered. There will then be three trading establishments at the Agency, the other two con cerns being W. B. Horton & Co.,, and Hood.-Belt.
 Some of the Indians on the Pi- ma Agency are evidently making considerable progress in agrlcul- ture with resulting thriftiness that is pleasing to note. They annual Iy raise large quantities of grain, and their wheat makes very su perlor quality of four.
 In large section of Gila coun- ty, the pasturage has suffered from the drouth. Everywhere the grass is short but should rains yet come, they will not be too late to be of benefit. We learn that some cattle owners who have de- pended on small springs and wells for their water have been com pelled to move their stock. Belt.
 The trustees of Florence School District, in Pinal county, have made a choice selection in the ap- pointment of Miss Emma Monk as principal of their public schools, which will open in the new school building about Octo- Der 1st. Miss Monk is a teacher of rare ability, a graduate of the State Normal School of Albany, N. T., and was for the past year assistant principal of the Tucson public schools, which position she filled with credit.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

Despite the strenuous efforts to prevent stage robberies in this Territory, the activity of the off cers, the large standing rewards of Wells, Fargo & Co, the Governor and some of the counties and the fearful examples made of those who have been apprehended, not only by the courts, but by an en
 ragged populace, who, recognizing no law where human life had been taken, robbing stages is of ire quent occurrence. Not long since the Maricopa stage was taken in and the passengers robbed. One evening last week the stage for Prescott, on the Black Canon route, met a similar fate, and the enterprising road agents, in addi- tion to other booty, took with them the lead horses from the team,- Later, the same night, the stage bound south was held up and the leaders appropriated. From these robberies, fortunately, but little was secured, yet the priAciple ,in- volved is the same. Express charges for transporting valua- bles will be high and a feeling of insecurity prevail with travellers until all the stage robbers in Ari- zona have met their merited fate.
The Clifton clarion., 1885-09-02

De man what thinks his. boy ain't goln' ter lib 'ca'se he's so smart needn't be skeered. I tho't dat bout CT boy. l seed him yis- teriay. He wore CT coffee sack an was totin' brick up CT ladder Hives an de thrash an de jaw teeth takes mo chillun of en one week den smartness does in CT hundred years.-Arkansaw Traveller.