The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-12-24
NEWS AND NOTES.

General w eaVer, Jne SreenOach-
er, will act with the democrats this
session and will support the adj
ministratiOn.
Gen. Logan has a room fitted up
in his new Washington house in
which he spends several hours a
day doing carpenter work.
Mr.. Tennyson's new poem says
that the blackbirds have their wills.
The lawyers will now all 60 hunt
ing for blackbirds.-C.-J.
Senator Edmund's stomach is
troubling him. Trying to swallow
all the doses his party prepared for
him probably caused it.-Boston
Post.
Sam Jones has given up the task
of converting St. Louis as hopeless.
A Roman Catholic organ OF that
city says "Protestanism Is dead
here"
Prohibition has already worked a
great reform in Georgia. "The
deadly hip pocket now carries a
flask instead of a revolver. Dallas
News.
The republican senators are evil
IDENTITY trying to find out if the often
sive- partisan issue is loaded. 1t
unquestionably is.--Manchester
Union.
The Sultan speaks highly of
America to Mr.. Cox. He thinks
that the land in which a piano can
be rented is bound to get settlers.
CD.
The presidents message did not
contain one word in reference to
the Boston bean. Cleveland is not
such a mugwump after all.-MacOn
Telegraph.
No member OF the present con
gress bears the name of Smith. In
every one of the preceding con-
crosses the Smith family has had a
representative.
The energetic gentlemen who un-
dertook to "put Mr.. Randall in a
hole" were surprised to find that
the hole was not big enough
Phila. Enquirer.
A japanese entering a house
never quits it till he is requested to
do SO by the host. He would fill
the measure of republican office
holder.-Dallas News.
The fact that Senator Logan
represents two or three new made
graves in the senate accounts in
some measure for the sepulchral
tone of his voice.-Chicago Herald.
Senator Riddleberger has reform
ed, but habit is a hard thing to
master. 1t is all that the senator
can do to keep his right eye from
winking violently when he is pass
ing drug store where sodawater is
sold.-C.-J.
There seems to be a disposition
on the part of Logan's fellow-sena-
tors to restrain him from making
an ass of himself. But such eff
forts should have been made when
his ears were in an early stage of
development.-Chica Times.
The venerable banker, W. W.
Corcoran, of Washington, enlivens
his evenings by the quartet banjo
performances of four charming
young ladies, one of them his
grand daughter, Miss Eustis, two
others her cousins, daughters of
Senator Eustis, and the fourth Miss
Nellie Horn.
The name of Spain's baby queen
is Maria de las Mercedes Isabel
Teresa Christina Alfonso Jacinta
Princessa de Astorias. The hire
ling who will have to call that
young lady in from her rompings
when supper is ready has a large
contract on his hands.-C.-J.
The Pulaski CITIZEN publishes
story about Cleveland's cradle hav-
ing been found by a fisherman in
the drift above 8 mill dam hear Pu
laski. The fisherman says he found
the cradle by the mill site, but
Cleveland says it was not his cradle
by dam site, or words to that eff
d. Sun.
Fall River Herald: The Oil City
Blizzard says "yealthy editors are
about as scarce as bald Indians"
If the Blizzard man once saw the
reckless and Rothschild like air of |
with which a Fall |
River editor can buy five cents
worth of apples and have them
charged" to advertising he'd apol-
ogize to the profession for his
sneeriGG" remarks.
1775.-"Canst thou cherish me. |
Martha?' ''Yea, if it be the Lords
will" "And wilt thou wed with
me, sweetheart" "Yea, verify, as
,he Lord is my shepherd"
1885.--"Can you love me,
MaudT' ''Well, 1 should shudder."
'And will you marry me, dearesL?'
what are you giving us?'-Chica-
go Ledger.
The Devil