The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-05
LOCAL DEPARTMENT.

ray the printer.
Pay the preacher.
Sugar making season.
Salt your sleigh down.
Florida corn is in tassel.
The last month of winter.
The rink craze is subsiding.
March came in like an old sheep.
No blowing done around here yet.
For rough hands use lemon juice.
Considerable life in town Saturday.
A calico wrapper-A dry goods clerk.
Strong I've cleans tainted pork barrels.
A table of interest-The dinner table.
Egg shells clear coffee as well as the
egg itself.
Daylight is increasing at the rate of
three minutes a day.
.Tepid milk and water clean oil-cloth
without soap.
domino whist is to supercede pro-
gressive euchre.
A hot shovel held over furniture re-
moves white spots.
No skating rink is popular until it gets
up an elopement.
Sprinkle sassafras bark among dried
fruit to keep out worms.
Charles Denny, of Terre Haute, Ind,
is visiting the family of A. Denny.
Put asafetida in the water for chick
ems that have the gapes.
The gentle spring tie 'em is the best
time to get married in.
The noble army of candidates are now
pushing to the front.
Ground hog stock is still worth one
hundred cents on the dollar.
Parents, teach your children table
manners-they are very pretty.
A pleasing observation-disclosures will
come again"
The chronic grumbler is actively en-
gagged in killing off the fruit.
Dreams are made of mince pies, cake,
picked pigs feet and SIGH.
No part of a mans anatomy will stand
SO many blows as his nose.
Don't attempt to borrow trouble now
its Lent
The next wal to come will be a war on
the roller skating Kinks.
Dog poisoning has commenced in Ea-
ton. We can spare a few.
We are ready for winter to now wind
its affairs.
February this year has been the cold
est on record.
Get your horse bills printed at the
DEMOCRAT office.
"Slightly disfgured, but still in the
rink" is the new reading OF the cid adj
age.
We are getting tired of cold waves and
shall hail with pleasure the advent OF
the first robin of spring.
The average glass of whisky for which
10 cents is paid, costs the distiller one-
sixth of a cent.
Smoking is injurious-to the pockets
of the man who supplies i~mpecunious
friends with cigars.
In your dealings with men, do unto
them as you would have them do unto
you.
A fall in the mercury generally ipdi-
Gates that there will be a great many
falls on the pavement.
The case of the State of-Ohio VS.. Ida
Flick, is assigned for trial at Hamilton
Wednesday, March 25th, 1885.
The Philadelphia PRESS says that "roll.
er skating is Endorsed by leading under.
takers all over thu country"
An impolite husband in Eaton is guilty
of comparing his wife to dynamite be.
u she frequently attempts to blow
him up.
Music Lessons-.On Piano and Or
gan, or Vocal Instruction, go to Mrs
May Grouse Holmes. Residence, High
St., End door west of Barron St. [f5-ly
We eat oranges last Tuesday direct
from the grove of our former townsman
DIR. Thomas, shipped to Messrs. Rhes
& Son.
For a corn or bunion wet some tobac
co, bind it on and wear it for several
days. You will be surprised at the ease
from pain you will experience.
Teachers should learn scholars not tt
put lead pencils in their mouths. Thu
point Of a pencil should never be wet
and the habit is dangerous.
All the papers u~ninluenced by the re
ceipt of a few paltry dollars per week 10
job work, pronounce the skating Kinks
social and moral nuisance.
Notice Mr.. G. II. Eidson's new sign
1t is the finest and most novel piece c
workmanship in the art line we know Of
Henry Huxley done it.
Soft-headed girls have begun to g
back on ceachmen and elope with pre-
fessional roller skaters, and the monotc
ny may be considered broken.
The new glass put in by Mr.. G. Schlenl
er in the Drug house of Jervis G. Zilio,
adds very much to the good appearanc
of the room.
The song of ooh, where is my Son tt
night? =" has been changed to ooh, whel
is my Daughter to-night?" and the al
swer waited back upon the evening a
is, "at the roller skating rink"
The spring bonnet will oon mantle
itself among the fair sex. Just VIII