Little Falls transcript. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1876-1894, 1885-07-24
A, SINGULAR BOOK.
Scintillating with Sarcasm and brilliant
with Tr nth.

| Scint1llatlns with Sarcasm and Brilliant
with Truth.
! New York Cor. American Rural Tome.
Chap. I. Has Malaria goes to Florida.
Chap. L."Oyelworket;' goes to Europe.
! chap. Ill. Has Rheuma tis;n;' goes to Ems
| Chap. Nv. Has a row with his Doctor! #
| The above chapters, Mr.. Editor,
| find in abook recently published, by an
anonymous author Ihave read a deal
of sarcasm in my day but Ineyer. read
anything equal TO the sarcasm herein
contained I suspect the experience
portrayed is a personal one; in short,
the author intimates as much on page
| 81, .Let$m give you a synopsis:
Malaria as it states, is the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
! up a multitude of i'll feelings which they
do not understand, and do not much
care to investigate. 1t is also cover
for such diseases, as they cannot cure.
When they advise their patient to
travel Or that he has overworked and
needs rest and is probably suffering
from malaria, it is a confession OF ig-
norance or of inability. The patient
goes abroad. The change is a tonic and
for a time he feels better. Comes home,
PICKLE appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps, sleeplessness, IT.
ritability, tired feelings, and general
uniitness for business are succeeded in
due time by alarming attacks of rheu-
matism which fits about his body re-
CARELESS of all human feelings.
1t is muscular,-in his back. Attic
ular,-in his joints. Inhammatory,
my! how he fears it will fly to his
heart! Now off he goes to the springs.
The doctor sends him there, ct course.
to get we'll; at the same time he does
not really want him to die on his
hands!
That would hurt his business!
Better for a few days. Returns. Al
ter a while neural gia transtixes him.
He bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu-
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
his LETT side; is fretful; very merry Gus and
irritable; is pale and tiabby; has fire.
quent chills and fevers; everything
about him seems to go wrong; becomes
suspicious; masters up strength and
demands to know what is killing him!
'Great heaven!" he cries, why have
you kept me so long in ignorance?'
because, said the doctor, Il read
your fate five years ago. thought
best to keep you comfortable and ig-
norant OF the facts''
He disnisses his doctor, but too
late! His fortune has all gone to fees.
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day a we'll known Wall
Street banker said to ME, lit is really
astonishing how general bright's dis
ease is becoming. Two ofmy personal
friends are now dying OF it. But it is
not incurable I am certain, for my
nephew was recently cured when his
physicians said recovery Was impossi-
BILE. The case seems to me to he a.
wonderful one.' This gentleman for
merly represented his government in
a. foreign country. He knows, appre-
ciates and declares the value of that
preparation: because his nephew, who
is Il son of Danish Vice-Consul Schmidt,
was pronounced incurable when the
remedy, Warmers safe cure, was begun.
eyes," said his father. II was very
skeptical but since taking that remedy
the boy is WE'LL"
L regret to note That eX-PreSldent
Arthur is said to he q victim of this
terrible disease. He ought to live but
the probabilities are that since auth
,orized remedies cannot cure him,
his physicians will not advise him
to save his life, as so many
thousands have done by the use
Of Warmers safe cure which Gen. Chris
tiansen at Drexel, Morgan e. Co., told
me he regarded, "as a wonderful RENE
dy:" =. 1,:.@
Well, suppose the hero Of the book
cured himself by the same means. The
internal evidence points very strongly
to this conclusion.
l cannot close my notice OF this book
better than by quoting his advice to
readers:
If, my friend, you have such an ex-
perience as l have portrayed, do not
put your trust III physicians to the ex-
clrsion OF other remedial agencies.
They have no monopoly over disease
and personally know that many OF
them are SO very conscientious that
they would far prefer that their pa
tients should go to Heaven direct from
their powerless hands than that they
should be saved to earth by the use OF
any unauthorized means"
And that the authors condemnation
is too true, how many thousands
dupel, and yet rescued, us he was, can
personally testify?