The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1885-03-21
BULLIoNvILLEA AND pANAcA DOTS


in Bullionville during the early part o
next week.
Mrs. Rich was taken seriously i'll a
her residence in Bullionville. on Ties
day, but is said to be improving.
The Smelling Company engaged ii
teaching at Bullionville shipped 50 ooC
worth of sulphides on Monday.
The leaders of our church in panac,
are heavy hearted. The barrel of wint
collected as tithing at Eagle Stake ha,
gone dry. They stood by the bung.hole
SO long as a drop flowed. They now
await other bung-holes to conquer.
1t is said the Cinnamon of Bullionville
became greatly alarmed during the eclipse
OF the sun on Monday, and fought of
what they considered monster rattlipp
tin cans and playing their fiddles. Verify.
give us the Indian or negro to the heather
every time.
l have been informed by confidential
friend that gent of my acquaintance
would gladly present me with a summer
hat or a hustle of the latest Dolly Warden
style, in return for compliments rendered
through the Dots" if he only knew
whom to send it to. l have notion to
declare my identity, and take chances of
beng bloodatoned by the priesthood.
Fred Godbe, it is to be presumed is
now the happiest man in Salt Lake, Mrs.
g. having lately presented him with
lo'pound baby girl. The Tribune saws
that mother and child are doing we'll.
My, but won't Fred curl his mustache
and look dignified now that he is a
daddy
One Of our brethren lately received a
letter from fellowship at Beaver
wherein the writer said that the last
Grand Jury impaneled in that place
found 100 indictments against the polyc
amists of that locality. Golly! The
RECORD is correct enough in suggesting
the .advisability of poor young men
crossing the line in search of grass.wid.
ows with ranches.
Bulllonvllle can justly boast of more
musical talent than any other town in
the county. Mr.. JEFF. Eastmond is an
accomplished violinist, and his brother
Joe a No. banjoist; Mr.. Brown,
young man lately from Salt Lake, is said
TO be professional on harmonica, We
have been informed that the trio will
give musical concert, to be interspersed
with singing and dancing, at Bullion.
Vile ere long.
Why don't some of our young men get
up dance? is question that we are
tired of listening to. Our candid opinion
$ that two-thirds of them were born
azy, with scarce energy enough in their
composition to keep them from becoming
nummies. Perhaps they expect we will |
Jet up one and give them complimentary
tickets, and afterward call around with |
,uggies and take them to the Hall. |
shaw! such mush.heads were never
made for fair ladies.
Billy Gedling was charmed few even.
ngs since, while hunting ducks near our
lllage, by hearing the plaintive call of
THAT he imagined to be cuckoo. Billy
aid, while relating the singular occur.
ence to some friends. that the beautiful
all took him back to childhood DAYS
'hen he romped gay and free through
he heather on the bonnie hills of auld
eotland. Now we dislike to spoil
'illy's illusions, but as he may catch a
ad cold while listening each evening in
ne swamp in anticipation of repetition
the call, we will candidly admit that
e were the Cuckoo" that being the
gnal that was to bring Charles to nv
rms on that very identical evening.
What is the matter with the Latter.
ay doctrines, as taught in this section,
ayhow? Is it a too close proximity to
ngodly Bullionville and Phoebe, or is
lie land of sagebrush too arid for the
ed to thrive on? That something ia
rong IS quite evident, for out of the
rye number OF young men and women
lat have been raised in the church in
lis village dozen cannot be found that
e believers in what they have been
ught. And it is not the young alone
lat are backsliding, as President Nc. {
lister puts it, for quite number of j
ose who have crossed the big pond !
ON the Old Countries are doing the
me; AID as it may be of interest to
me of She readers of the dots" to {
low who they are, we will give list of $
cir names in the next issue. o
| have it upon good authority that at :
'st three prominent members of our n
urch in this village are polygamists, s
discovery being made by detectives
'ployed by the Federal authorities of c
1t Lake City during their campaign i,
rough the Southern country. The au- Y
'rltles have sufficient evidence to con. =
It at least two of the parties, and it Il
II most likely reach the District AT. h