New-York tribune., 1885-07-19
The Angler.

To charming rura.brooks
With patent lines and hooks
Aud well hed nask the hopeful angler HES, hies Mes
All d9y with ants he fights
And nearly all the bites
lie gets from mosquitoes, bugs and nles flies. ies
With nose n fiery red
Aud all his ardor fled.
At set OF sun he homeward takes his way, way way
Theh purchases some trout.
And wildly lies about
Tho manner OF his catching them that day. day. day
Boston Courier
Now that the author OF sllvor Threads Among the
Gold has got an Office really think that the author
OF the see Saw waltz ought to be recognized. For
this music very expressive OF the of the present
Administration to keep solid with the Mugwumps aud
the old line Democrats.
We don't suppose there is any truth in the runor that
feaches from Washington TO the erect that The Con
1yesona Record has Joined the syndicate which prints
A cnance In the literary character OF The Record is
desirable but 1t already prints too inich hcton-
rstOvn Herald
The Episcopal rector of North Adams, Mass rides
tricycle. and the Episcopal rector OF Adams. six miles
distant rides n bicycle The TWO clergymen make
pastoral calls their machines and considerable
interest Is felt In the community the respective
merits OF tricycle. and the bicycle for this sort OF
work.
The perspiraton days have como.
The huttest OF the year:
When picnic grounds, and drinking mon,
Are full of lager beer.
Down In the hollow OF the grove
The spoons their love do make;
They think that ife's one nuge Ice cream
Mixed up with citron cake.
There are about thirty postoces which pay their In
cumbents than 81 But tho offensive porti
sans who hold them will have to go Even dollar Office
isn't to bc sncozed at in these hard times.
Hot enough for you, PonsOnbyr'
'Not.vcry. dear boy"
"YOu must be q saamander."
"Not at all Why, there was leo in our yard this
"lce Great Scott How muchp
About ten pounds Tho ice-nian brought it.'-[Phi-
adolphia Call.
The Western atmosphere would bo purer II somos
patriotic citizen would cork upt't. ohm.
The latest solution OF the Indian problem comes from
an active Christian worker" OF Chicago. IL Is this
Whenever you get near enough to Indian, shoot
him" After ALL the Indian cannot be blamed 30 very
for little method OF his for solving the great
Caucasian problem 1t Is this wheHover you get near
enough to a white shoot nm." The Chicago active
Christian woxor ought 10 20 out the plains and lot
the Indian work out his problem first.
On one OCCASION after the OF the company
and tho OF the guests had both been brought TO the
highest pitch by the wealth OF yands which, through
scnuity OF the cher dessert was served whose ' we'll M
known character was almost concealed by the French
garnishng. AT last however. IN conversation one
venured the remark that despite its French dantiness
he recognized It old fashioned New gland birds
And delicious one, too" added q guest should
like to know what bird could have made SO good
pudding"
That's plain, replied our friend; 1t was the cuckoo
made it, Boston Record.
An Arizona editor thus hits put from the shoulder:
We understand that that measly sneak jim snoozle
wants to be postmaster We rope that these diggngs
have sunk low to tolerate o convicted borse
thief postmaster His place IL In roncad jail An
unknown whep sends us an anonymous letter warning
us to leave town. We want eyerybodyto understand
here to stay. and all sheol can't
the writer OF that letter leave town. he
knows where to find u.s."
In consequence OF the greatly improved sanitapy
dt0n OF Zurich, the tide OF American travel and
through this charming Swiss city Is this season,
ally large The recent opening OF the Voarberg route
with through coaches from Zurich Vienna, and the
growing popularity OF the st. Gothard Express running
daily between Berlin and Milan via Stuttgart an l
Zurich, combne TO render the latter city important
tourist centre while the extensive quay improvements
ON the lake 'front.' now approaching completion, afe
destined t0 make Zurich one Of the most attractive
oltss In switseriand -Paris Continental Gasette..