Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-06-29


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counterfeit ten-dollar bSlo1 ~ V1e
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EHR man who has NOTHING 4.
unfortunately the man who !
talking. Y
Up- 60 India1apolis Il d 49,,
laughable 10 say to . ianitor. t 11SS
do you janit ," We
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Second dude SaAwah who >
dude SahwahtogA He.he.b.p
AGRRmAN editor who vanta0 !
IL Bismarck owned the earth bse =
sent 20 JAZZ for six months to End 4.
REvoLvzRs and nince pies /
always be handled with cara
never know how the things ara i.
THE daysand nights now varme,
and bepbers sing thiaWoDc, Wv
ssafan wants but little hair below
Nor wa1As that little long"
TIM ordinary stride Of Mana
seventeen feet per secoad. Th.,
man dodging . butcher bill d tv.ss
one.
The biggest men in the coun,,,
the drum-maioR Of the local bras
and the pitcher Of the local bsssS
club.
In IL the gay old bird Who Ia.
bed till his wife has the fire knsS
and the breakfast on the able u
catches the warna.
TrAEE is always represented earrvn.
sdgthe, and we suppose he VIII conss.
10 carry this primitive agricultural \
plement until time shall be no mOvs,
ONR Of the hardest things fop h, ,
do il 10 convince himself that the n:,s
made for him by his mother 'lOoE ~
30 If they had come from clchiers
THE best way TO secure davn5.,
horseshoe luck IL to keep your sSs
even and grasp tho opportunity baIo.
ID turns the corner Chicago L5does
A cELEBRATED physician BOOSTING !
dinner that he cured his own ham. |,
guest observed, ''Doctor; am pl0at
hear that you have cured somethDp'
Hrs eyes was black his nose was red.
He hadn't any teeth at all,
When asked what made him look 10 as
He said; give been playin' ball"
In il believed that arrangements h,v
been made to do away with the lOw
divisions Of the yeeEy and hereafter h,v
but two seasons; the rink and the b,s,
ball.
It Is said that late hours tell on,
man. This is especially true II N
clock strikes 3 when he is attempting /
get into the house without his BETA
half discovering it.
TT took only fourteen months for
Wall street man to build a Sa5OOO
house, put in 800, 600 worth of furnitu,
lose his fortune, and move to u
country and take q situation at $40 u
week.
81 WONDER, uncle," said a little pit
eff men will ever live TO be five hundrs
or q thousand years old ?" 'No: n
child, that was tried once, and the "a,
grew so bad that the world had 10 /
drowned. !"
THERE Ia one reason In particuln
why we should not like to be MOrmoI
We should hate d7eadfully to think
six or seven wives ali sitting mp al
waiting for MS TO get home from the Gu
ct la. m.-Burliatgto11 Free Press
''MY daughter, what made You loo
around in Trinity Church so much Ii
morning ? It disturbed me. Wh
could you have been thinking Of
"Well, / happened to think what nj
skating rink it would make If all 4
pews were taken out. Don't you THU
It would be just elegant?"
a. TEACHER In one of the Altou
schools recently electrified her pupil
who were annoying her with question
''Ohildren, / am engaged" Notion
the general look of establishment 81
added: "But not to any fool of man
and the excitement subsidized.
a WESTERN Judge has decided that
Is the duty of q husband to let his VI
know where he spends his evenin
when away from home. That iud
lacks experience and judgment. II
wife knew where her husband spe
his evenings when away from hon
she would be more unhappy than evt
THoU'RT dearer far to me than gold,
Oh, maid upon my breast reclining
The sweet lope-light now behold
Behind.y your gold-rimmed glasses shnir
NY love for you burns like the sun;
Indeed 7tis brighter, stronger, steadier
MY Worcester, Webster, all in one,
Sweet unabridged encyclopedias
Boston Cotrlaf
'sWE encourage the Interchange
visits with patrons Of other resorts
said the proprietor Of q leading SUNNI
hotel. when our people are away
the day they pay for the dinners th
don't have, and when their friends
turn the call they pay for the dinne
they do have, so we gain both ways.
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