The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1885-04-26
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f.sAp .. 81 ..sn!! a. ever lHa ran sh"ns oD.
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i"aih Ter "a emInent -. Loui- lawyer sa.d
'"UtN- tnE t.nf attention. of what you con-
"mtsu4u-iy ~" NuIpr-rsuapp.r-. ships
help ; There are twenty II th..,, li,,ls f~.-
pw, "a society where th-rs IL tne realty de- /
,ltah;" man. aEi II 1t we're not Tor them We
Nou.i ms many mn ontsrtanin-nt that we
want to attend. many an opera aud pay. many
got ia dancing that NO now ENJOY but FOR |
ii"-" very pismIe-. with their threc-hair-
power ~ 1u.'nch"-. That you -Irak 81 80 ~.'urn-
iul'y. ci"ry -t! N -. LOUIS " All bo ly.t AZ
IA m" h.f The lines she now gets out and .
when she nthsGei TO lnNslgle her father or
u. .rer me esgnr,inG hsr 10 parties and re-
'rutlpnS. lon md II. plenty OF those hralny |
cultivated aspiring men with future. that |
you taIs about and viii lind YOU plenty OF /
To drop all their rotinue ~ lonatuned snlps' !
i2r tnem any time. bring your real men, !
lrot out your thUruughbrcds."
she WAS only y dthutauts. but 10 you know |
she had n9np,ussed me' | told over all the |
masculine beads u my society rosary; | took !
q NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. inventory u all my |
.rousers. Wearing acluaintance in what Is |
c".slons of tho bifurcated ornaments OF soa.
side AMI mounta IN and lakeside resorts. Of |
pa Is and routs and olera,ic first nights and |
Indictmsht was e true bill" An over ,i4s
Irct II IL we're not case Of Hobson's choice"
Many OF them arc kind hsarted agreeable lit
power to earn the gratitude OF the girls; to
whose enjoyment they contribute themselves |
M cs' H o s% nne G on sts
only to be accounted for when the crea; |
Of ssHDnSs T 6sy aro am A. m "SS
a ths ,lY ~ Jump psY y pill Tough Under irax
in them. or tho taiIors they patronia To get up |
sufficient difference betwsen any two OF a |
forty. IN uio. power microscope. Tho!r physi,s:
Monies are mild buricsqncs on the lap.dog |
family. Their 1hanks ami feet l2ot Ike PIN,
~ tho lGudcst fashion and their 4"cktlos flame
With Al tho hu"s e an Adirondack autumn;
strugg.s to over their collars. Their faces
ara decorated with betgamot ;eH ha.lng sido
kid .,ovrs are gaudy. and their switch canes
have semi -hlIckguard hand!ss; usually coni.s
'ry or Gta 6me Mh
and duG- head charms. dang" from thor llashy
vest patterns Their visages nj" stupid AMI
sionIess sashes. that only open to tnko in
oysters, cocktails. and chnmpasnc and let out
drawing onths. Thew walk with dawilinI,
tho german" or tho "racanst;,' They !n nk
redoIsnt with whiskey and cigarette tobacco.
woman that comos within reach OF their weak
dishwa,ery eyos. aud comment on me
wnnld.be cynical way at the idea OF virtue ana
highest earthly ambition IL to achieve nsw-
tangled cravat knot. figure in seduction case.
mon only by their clothes and their monsy.
They never had. or can have. an unseltish
5G1nS Sat ,n Thsy MSrs soi but
themselves. and the Hottentnt fstich Worship.
per has n more respectable deity Squeeze y
max" a real lima man. Aud Yet thsy are aiI,inl:
portant factors Of our best society. No wedding
ceremony is omplste without some OF them as
ushers and salad nnihilators. No ball or rs-
ceptiOn IL perfect without numerous sprin-
kiing Of them to flourish their shining patent
lenthered heels. only less light and leathery
than their heads. to the witching strains OF its
viols and iutos. Without them oar vi rls would
oftsn--too sadly Rwfully often be beauless.
Stay-at. homes would abound. and wall flowers
would flourish thicker than touch me- nots In
rustic parterres. or bachelor buttons In na-
kota. where four-hiths of all tho buttons are
bachelors buttons.
What liz TO be done' There is n cry from
Dam sioniN. come and help NJ. In the name
OF suffering sirldom. | call upon our social phi:
losophers. punats and panIanGrums Tor aid
and counsel. Who're Is the use OF all our nine
tsonth-century Progress III art ana sciences, II
an improved article OF society man cannot be
invented and manufactured in granter album
dance? What Ia the good Of Nil our electric
lights. our telephones, monographs. and
double track railroads from Now York To Mex
leo and tho moon, II our girls have to marry
nobodcs or 70 hushandless TO Join tho ever
swoiling army Of dried-up spihster martyrs?
How can |. without sesmin. inockery. wish n
happy now year" or many happy r"turns' Of
their birthdays. to a nation OF maidens who
have let the priceless hours of tour or hve or
six leap years pass unprohted by. aud are
doomed 10 10 unhoaued unwoOed, and unwad-
ed save by adolescent nunentioS, Darwin =
strongest witn.ss.s, for heaven only knows