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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-01-22
Spanish Town, Jamaica, West Indies,
Oct. a, 1882.

Oct. "a, 1882.
Dear Sir,--I write 10 inform you that
have derived great benefit from
"Seigel's Syrup" For some years / have
suffered from liver complaint, with its
many and varied concomitant evils, SO
that my life was u perpetual misery.
Twelve months ago / was induced to try
Seigeps Syrup, and although rather
scoptical, having tried so many reputed
infallible remedies, determined to give
it az least Il fair trial. In TWO or three
days / felt considerably better, and now
at the end Of twelve months (haying
continued taking iD / am glad to say
that ! am different being altogether.
Ii is said Of certain pens that they come
as Il boon and blessing TO men" and 1
have no reason to doubt the truthfulness
Of the siatemeEe | can truly say how
ever, that sojgel's Syrup has come us
"boon and blessing" 10 me. 1 Lave re-
commended il 10 several fellow-sufferers
from this distressing complaint, and
their testimony is quite in accordance
with my own. Gratitude for the benefit
l have derived from the excellent pre-.
paration, prompts me to furnish you
with this unsolicited testimonial.
am dear Sir,
Yours ever gratefully,
(Signcd) Carey b. Berry,
a. }. White, Esq. Baptist Missionary.
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declares Mother Seigcl's Syrup which he
got from me has saved his life
Yours truly,
(Signed) N. WEBB,
MIR, White. Chemist, Calnc.
September Sth, 1888.
Dear SiG--I find the sale of seigel's
Syrup Stealing increasing. All who have
tried il speak very highly of lis medi.
Oinal virtues; one customer describes it
as "Godscnd TO dyspepic people" l
always recommend il with confidence.
Faithfully yours,
(slgued) VINCENT a. WILLS,
Chcmist.Dcntisl,
To MIR. Al. White Merthyr Tydyil'
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Che 9atlg 8ntIetin,
THURSDAY, JAN. %. 1885.
the HAMMOCK AND TIE PORCH.

A Hammock and Il Porch were
discussing their respective merits.
VI" said the Porch, "am always
fresh-painted and offer superior in
duccments to young men who wish
to leave good impressions behind
them"
II know" replied the Hammock,
''but you forget that combine the
beauties of swinging front gate and
Il comfortable sofa.
"True, but young ladies are SO
much afraid of falling from yoN.'
"That is my strong point; it gives
the young men a chance to hold them
in. And then, did you never notice
how gracefully / sag, and, in spite OF
everything, bring young people very
close together" > Chicago NerS.
If the habit of drinking hot water
is healthy Gus thinks the soup at
his clearinghouse will preserve him
to good old age. Boston Star.
A young Vermont lawyer has Just
had his first case. 1t was n case of
measles and he had to go home and
let his mother nurse him. BNriing-
ton Free Press.
When ignorance is bliss it is folly
to ask the landlady what she puts i'll
the hash. --I'ecas Lantern.
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ISlTncu) NinrGnI a. WIS,
Cnemist-dentist, Merthyr Tydvll.
To Mr.. 4. j. White,

Seigeps Operating Pills are the best
family physic that has ever been dis
covered They cleanse the bowels from
all irritating substances, and leave them
in healthy condition. They cure cos
tiycness.
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st. Mary-street, Peterborough, I
November Goth, 1881. {

~ Silt gives me great pleasure to in,
form you OF the benefit have received
from Scigel's Syrup, have been
after n few doses of the Syrup, found
relief and after taking two bottles Of
it | fell quite cured.
lam, Sir, yours truly,
Mr.. A. j. White. WILLIAM BRENT.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-01-22
September Sth, 1883.

Dear Sir,-I fird the sale OF Scigel's
Syrup steadily increasing. All who have
tried il speak very highly of its medi-
cinal virtues: one customer describes it
rs "Gad-scnd TO dyspeptic people" [
always recommend it with confidence.
Faithfully YOURS,
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5: Mary-street, Peterborough,
NOVcmDer, 18th, 1881.

Sir,-It gives me great pleasure TO in
form you of the benefit | have received
from Scigcl's Syrup. | have been troub-
led for years with dyspepsia; but after
a few doses of the syrup, | found relief,
and after taking TWO bottles of it | feel
quite cured.
am, Sir, yours truly,
Mr.. A. J. White. William Brent.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-01-22

Scigel's Operating Pills are the best
family physic that has ever been dis
covered. They cleanse the bowels
from all irritating substances, and leave
them IN a healthy condition. They cure
cnstiYenesS.
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Dear Sir,-l write TO tell You that Mr..
Henry Hitler, of Yatesburg, wits, in
forms me that he suffered from severe
form of indigestion for upwards, of four
years, and took no end of doctors medi,
cine without the slightest benefit and
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uenslngham, Whitehaven, OCT. l0Ih, '89

HenslnSNaIHi " HIVVH"'OT'' - ~ 80
Mr.. A. j. White.-Dear Sir,--l was
for some time afflicted with piles, and
was advised to give Mother SeigePs
syrup trial, which ! did. i am now
b9ppy to state that it has restored me TO
complete health.-I remain, yours re-
specially, (SigneD
JOHN III. LIGHFFooT.
18th August, 1888
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Yours ever gratefully,
(Sgncd) Carey b. Berry,
a. }. White, Esq. Baptist Missionary.


Preston, sept. 2lst, 1883.
My Dear sli,-Your Syrup and Pills
are still very popular with my customers,
many saying they are the best family
medicines possible.
The other day customer came for
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-07-01

were to- throw brick at you and IT should
cut your head and make the blood How down
your face. would you love that man. The
Chinaman answered a. quick a. Hash: Il
wOnld love the man. hut I'd hate the brick.
4 Milwaukee widow. on being cautioned
by her minister about flirting, said she knew
that il was wrong for unmarried ladies 10
firt, bat the Bible her authority. Ii
said widows mite She was flirting aw-
fully at last accounts her minister acknowl-
edging that widows mite
Her head was Pllowed on his breast, and
looking up i'm shy way She said DO you
dear James, ! think. lac interrupted, smil
ing fondly at her mistake. why, YES. t0be
sure. How stupid | am. | was thinking
this i Wednesday evening"
The silyery rays of the pale moon twinkled
among the new born leaves OF the naples.
The lazy zcphyrs of the night famed their
faces a. they idled about the velvety lawn
and anon gentle sigh would find its way
from each loving breast calling and answer
ing like spirits of the night. They had
reached the gate, and aS Claude bent TO sip
the honeyed dew from her soft, full lips. she
murmured do YOU love me. dear? DO
love YOU, darling?' came the answer. Il
worship the very ground your little feet
walk on 81 was afraid OF it she muir
INJURED. 'but | thought perhaps you were
different from the other men. And aS she
stole back toward her room in the silent
night SiRglc tear fell on the pcbbleb walk
and ClaudewaS out a cool 100000.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-07-01
When ON the High Seas.

the rail on steamboat, aboard fishing
smack. or yachting the coast. HoStetter's Stom-
ach Bitters will be found reliable means OF avert
ing and relieving ailments to which travellers,
mariners ana emigrants are peculiarly subject.
Sea captains. ship doctors. yoyagers, ar sojourners
in the tropics. and all about Ia encounter unae-
elimated an unaccustomed or dangerous climate.
should not neglect to avail themselves OF this safe
guard of well-asccrtained and long-tried merit.
Constipation, bilousness. maarial fcvers. indi-
gestion, rheumatism and affections OF the bladder
and kidneys are among the ailments which il Grad
icaes and il may be resorted TO not only with con-
dencc in its remedial efficacy. but also in its per
feet freedom from every Objectionable ingredient.
since il j. derived from the purcst and most salu-
taTy sources. IL cOuntcacts the effects OF UNI
wholesome food and water
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-07-01
WIT AND PLEASANTLY.

Little Lily-Don't you think. doctor. that
l look like my mamma? MOther-IIusl
child, don't be vain.
Bismarck believes i'm baldheaded men. Ii
j. a matter of tradition that baldhcaded men
always 90 10 the front.
Talk about the jaws of death" exclaimed
a man WHO had "A termagant wife II tell YOU
they re nothing to the jaws of life.
scientist now declares that the top of the
nose is the home Of the soul II has certain
~ often shown where departed spirits have
gone.
He was informed that lady had called to
see him in his absence. "A lady?' he
unused aloud. IA lady" Upon accurate lie
>cription lac suddenly Frightened up and adj
-sied, %. dot vas no lady; dot vas my wife,
Professor Proctor says that at least 40 900
meteors fall from the heavens and strike the
earth every hour during the years. And vet
when man goes home with black eve and
a damaged tile and tells his wife that he was
struck by meteor, she will not believe him.
An officer in the Twenty-third Regiment
laughed at timid woman because she was
alarmed at the noise of the sham battle in
Prospect Park last fall. He subsequently,
married that timid woman. and last night he
took oil his boots in the hall when he came
in late.
A Boston girl asks the Post Of that city
how young man shoulk kiss her. Presup-
posing the Tact tiiat there was no other than
"a Boston girl % be kissed. we should say the
proper mode OF o~culation would be when
there was nobody looking You see. that
-Fwould have Il tendency To relieve the young
mans eInbarTassnaent a. il were.-Cincin-
sati Merchant Traveller
A famous English writer and wit being on
= visit to some country house. an elderly
maiden lady set her heart on being his com
paniOn in walk. He excused himself at
first on account of the badness of the wealth
-er. soon afterwards. however the lady in
rercepfed him IN attempt 10 escape without
Der. "Wcllr she said lit has cleared up I
See sssFhy. yeS" be answered -it has
cleared up enough for one, but not for two
A chinese candidate for baptism proved his
understanding of the Christian doctrine of
+ love and forgiveness in the following cate
( ehisin. III you we're attacked:on the street
he was asked. "by one of the Bad men who
persecute you aud call you names, aud II he
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-07-01
LITTLE FOLKS.

Hopeless, - "Enfant Terrible" (such a
clever child,-so ob>ervant): Gran ina. L
don't think your mOuStacherS ill ever be a
good ones a. Uncle Georges
A mother having occasion TO reprove her
little seven-year-old daughter for playing
with some rude children, received for u re-
ply: well. ma. some folks don't like bad
company, but | always did"
Marital felicity-Bub: care you going to
be my new papa" Accepted sutton Yes,
my dear child" 'Have you got your wig
yeti" Wig? Why. no. | don't need a
wig Why do you ask ''NIy other papa
always said he was - thankful his hair WASH I
fast To him
Little Pauline had been reprOved for some
misconduct and was sitting on a small chair
by the window, looking very di>consolatc
"Halloo. said her papa, CHANGING Ia come
III a. two blg tears were about ready to fall
Look at Pauline, Why. what j. going to
happen 1T has happened" said Pauline
solemnly.
\ gentleman OF our acquaintance tells us
the following good story. which goes To show
that the average boy has what Mrs Parting
ton would call '.judcioU> mind. He, the
boy. wanted 10 90 swimming But. my
son. reiOined the anxious parent, swim
ming i unhealthy. 1t was only this morn
ing that You were complaining of pain in
your stomach That's 20, pa; but know
how To- swim on my back
a little girl having like many older people.
desire 10 accumulate money. recently made
a number of funcy articles. and called on
some ladies of her acquaintance to dispose of
them. Having duly praised her goods, and
set forth theiI many good qualities, she was
fortunate enough To make sale. After re-
ceiying the money. she said ''Wcll. | am
very much obliged to you. am sure; but
had no idea you would buy the foolish
things"
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WHILE WE MAY.


The fan,lS are such dear hands:
They aSc 20 full that they turn az our demands
50 often: they reach out
With tribes scarcely thought about.
- many times. they do
- many things. for me, for you
Ii their fond wills mistake.
We may well bend. not break
They apcstsch fond. frail lips
Thai speak 70 ~. Pray if love strips
Them of deception many times.
rtbr III they speak too slow quick. such crimes
We may TaSS by: for may
Days not far off when those small words may be
Held not A. slow or quick out Oi place. bl
dear.
Because the lips are no more here.
They are such dear. familiar feet that go
Along ths. path with Ours-fect fast or slow.
And trying 10 keep pace-if they mistake
or tread upon some flower that We would take
Upon our breast. or brl.ise some ned.
ar crush poor Hope until il bleed,
We may lie mute.
Not turning quickly ~ impute
Crave thought: for they and We
Have such little way To g0-tan hc
such little while together along the way.
We viii be patient while We may.
20 many little faults We find.
We SEE them; for not blind
l. love. We see them; but ii you aud
Perhaps remember them some by and by.
They viii not be
Faults tbcn-grave faultS-tO you aud me.
But Just odd WayS-mistakes, or even less
Remembrance To bless.
Days change 50 many tbings-yc>. hours
We see 50 differently in suns aud showers
Mistaken words tonight
MAY De 30 cherished 10y Tomorrow light.
We may De patio Mt, Tor we know
There's SUCH little way To 90.
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The Rural Ofice-Seeker.

The raisin-box and cracker-barrel LegiSla-
ture assembled bright and early To hear re-
ports from 81. Slipshod, who had just come
in from Washington. where he had been
mapping out the patronage
Dye see Grover?
Yes saw Grover.
''How did ne impress we? Noble statesman,
ell
Great head. Grover told me to 90 home
am tend to my spring plowin' and he'd send
the POstoffice by fJI>t mail.
"Ha. ha. Did he, though? Well, I'll he
gol burned if he didn't send il to Peter Per-
kinS day fore vest day.
You don't say? Well, I'll be -; its my
treat boys. Drink and drown my Sorrer."
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would tend 10 maintain cleaner palate. a
lighter and more active brain, and better
state OF health for most people not engaged
in the most iaborious employment of active
life"
few months ago a man in Alachua
County, Florida, sold his wife for 81 so but
recently endeavored To get her back again.
when the purchaser produced the following
document
Henry Ward Beecher knows how to say
the right thing in the right place. He says
that a handsome woman should not be
ashamed 10 let folks know that she looks at
herself every time she passes = mirror He
says he would do it, too. if he were beautiful.
Fancy that face-So beautifully hOmely--be-
ing changed into that could he called etfem-
inately handsome
Keeping the head perfectly clean says a
writer in the Salem Mass Gazette, is great
aid to health. distinguished physician
who has spent much of his time in said that
a person whose head was thoroughly washed
every day rarely ever took contagious disease.
but when the hair was allowed to become
dirty and matted il was hardly possible to es-
cape Infection. Many persons find speedy
relief for nervous headache by washing the
head thoroughly in weak soda water. We
have known eases almost wholly cured in ten
minutes by this simple remedy. a friend
finds il the greatest relief in a ease of rose
|
eyes after one thorough washing of the hair
The head should be thoroughly dried after
ward, and draughts of air should be avoided
for little while.
Some one has announced that the New York
girl calls her mother Mar-r. with jerk on
the T. which would make il rhyme with tie
sleeps ''baa,' "baa." The Boston girl with
the freshness and originality To be found only
| at the ''Hub," SAYS Hummer and Pup
per" The Chicago girl. with dash of the
wild west. says Pop and Mon The
Philadelphia girl says Mower" and
Power" fine latter being especially pleasing
| to the Powers that he of the domestic cir
| Gle. The Anglo-French girl. or the Ameri-
canized French girl, says 'Maw" and ''Pa -
| so a. to rhyme with ''haw-haw." These are
all variations of the universal Mamma and
| Papa of modern civilization. which are very
| awkward names when coming from children
who have have outstripped their parents in
| size. Why try to improve on the good old
Anglo-Saxon Mother? That name can
never be improved. Better-teach the young
| est to say Mother and Father, and not sub
| ject them to the awkwardness often witnessed
| in young people when trying to break away
| from the baby names of Mamma and Papa,
| and adopt the true ones 80 much more betit-
| ting men and women.
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Father, Mother, and Tnree Sisters Dead.

Mr.. David Claypool, formerly Sergeant
alarms fthe New Jersey Senate, and now
Notary Public at Cedarville, Cumberland
Co., n. j., makes the following startling
statement: "My father, mother, and three
sisters all died with consumption, and my
lungswere so weak / raised blood. Nobody
thought 1 could live. My work (ship-
smithing was very straining on me with my
weak constitution, and / was rapidly going
to the grave. While in this condition
commenced using Mishler's Herb Bitters,
and it saved my life. Because it was so
difficult to get it in this little place, and
had improved so much, ! stopped taking it
for a time, and the result is that / have
commenced going rapidly down hill again.
Somehow, MishIers Herb Bitters gives
appetite and strengthens ard builds me up
as nothing else does, and / must have a
dozen bottles at once. Use this commu-
nication as you please, and if any one wants
to be convinced of its truth, let them write
me and will make affidavit to ii, for
owe my life to Mishlers Herb Bitters."
oThe secret of the almost invariable relief
and cure of consumption, dysentery, diar-
rhea, dyspepsia, indigestion, kidney and
liver complaints, when Mishler's Herb
Bitters is used, is that it contains simple,
harmless, and yet powerful ingredients,
that act on the blood, kidneys, and liver,
and through them strengthens and invigor-
ates the whole system. Purely vegetable
in its composition prepared by regular
physician; a standard medicinal prepare
ton; endorsed by physicians and drug
gists. These are four strong points in favor
of Mishler's Herb Bitters. Mishler's Herb
Bitters is sold by all druggists. Price S1.00
per large bottle. 6 bottles for $500.
Ask your druggist for MIsHLEn's HERB BITIERs.
II he does not keep IT, do not take anything else but
send postal card to MIsHIER HERB BITTERs Co.,
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VARIETIES.

Love me. love. but breathe it low,
soft as summer weather.
If you love me, tell me 80,
rs we sit together;
Sweet and still rs roses blow
Love me. love, but breathe IL low.
Tell me only with your eyes.
Words are cheap water:
IT you love me. looks and signs
Tell my mothers daughter
More than all the world may know
Love me. love. but tell il low.
Words for Others. storm and snow
Wind aud changeiul weather.
Let the shallow waters flow
FOaming on together:
Iiut love i still and deep. and on
Love me. love, and breathe il low.
joaquin Miller.
\ promising young man-one who gets
his clothing on credit.
When the heart is full the lips are silent.
When the man is full ii is different
Some one says that liquor strengthens the
voice. This is mistake, ii only makes the
breath strong.
An important case was argued in a New
York court a few days ago by ninety-fve-
ycar-old lawyer.
The City OF Mexico boasts of sevener-fve
newspapers, and not one of them. large
enough to use for wrapping paper
Reformers in general, no matter how sim
cere or self-sacrificing are about as certain to
be dubbed cranks rs the sun to rise and set.
a subscriber writes: "What shall do to
prevent my hair from coming out~ If it is
done by his wife, we advise him to go home
earlier.
The iceman now begins to wear a melan-
choly look. and in week will inform you
that the price of ice will have 10 be raised Il
little.
''No girl can get along we'll without a
mother" says a moral exchange. 1t is GER
tainly impossible for her to get Il start in the
world without one.
How the Pacific coast section grows
Washington Territory has doubled its popu-
lation in the last decade. and will he claim
ing admission "a a State before long.
An Arizona paper stated the other day that
a Baptist Church was burned To the waters
edge; and the brethren have walked wroth
over the pleasantry.-New York Tribune.
Courage of high order may he needed to
face a battery of guns. but the young wife
who sees her husband attack the first mince
pie She ever made sees nobler courage dis
played.
artificial veins painted on their neck arms
and hands. The old man who desires to he
particularly venerable will have II prismatic
wart painted on his nose.
q demjOhn. my demijOhn.
When we became acquainted,
My nose WAS fair 10 look upon,
But now alas, It's painted.
-GOrham Mountainecr
Florence Marryat has a new lecture ON
''What Shall We DO With the Men, Leave
them alone, Florence that's the way. Let
all the women go to Heaven, where they he
long, and leave the earth entirely To the men,
who want it all to themselves
The Supreme Court of Ohio has decided
that a subscriber cannot swear over the tele
phone wire without the consent of the com
pany. But the subscriber can derive cOnso-
lation from the fact that he is still permitted
to swear at the company without the consent
of the telephone line.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-07-01

What pretenderS most children are, They
love To impose upon themselves a. well as
upon others Il must sit down and study
this scholar stuff" said a little boy in petit
coats who can neither read nor write oh
brother you smile like the dawn OF the day."
said one infant To another, and then in an
undertOne asks: mamma. what is the dawn
of the day To children the mysterious
always appears imposing. Willie hearing
his father say that Willie's grandmother had
expressed the wish To be cremated when she
dies listened in open-mOuth wonder. and
went To a neighbor's al once To communicate
the intelligence that his grandma i going
to he cream-tartercd. The same boy aged
D though several years younger than his sis
ter feels an almost manly superiority over
her They were talking of something when
he said: Il knew that before you were born.
Alice, meekly indignant said: "Why Willie
you were not born them .'Well the lump
Of dirt was made of knew it,
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He Judged by the ,Iis>us.
lArgonaut storyette.l

ArgOnaut Storyette.
An old country gentleman returning home
rather late discovered yokel with a lantern
under his Kitchen window, who when asked
his business there, stated he had only come
ACQUIRING.
Come WHAT said the irate gentleman.
Accounting sir Use counting Mary
Its a lie What do YOU want n lantern
for. | never used one when | was young
man
NO, SIR was the yokelS reply. Il didn't
think yer 'ad, Judging by the miSSuS.