The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-01-16


many useful and valuable presents.
E. P. Ochsner and wife left 70,
Chicago on Tuesday last from which
place they will go to Wisconsin, Eds
former home, and visit a few weeks.
w. S. Samson has sold his claim in
Plummer township to II. L. Haffey,
formerly Of Crow Lake, and moved
to Canton where he expects TO enter
business.
1t is said "Satan is ever watching to
find us unemployed" The gentle.
man referred to, never watches news.
paper men. 1t would be a waste OF
valuable time.
Cap. Curtis, of Kimball, and Hon.
S. i. Baker, of White Lake, were
measuring swords Wednesday in the
case of Lucky VS.. Keiffer.-Plankin
ton Standard.
The Bismarck Journal publishes a
list of the members of the Legislature
and their residences, and Chamber
lain as the residence of Mark Ward.
Mr.. Ward is from Kimball.
Scott Derrick talks of buying a
newspaper just to get even with Clate
Tinan of the Graphic. Derrick says
Tinan is SO far ahead that he must
do something to even up.-C Chamber
Register.
MI. Alex. Campbell was locked up
by the Yankton police, because, after
nine sherry COOLERS, he couldn't walk
or stand straight. 1t was the last
straw, you see. that broke the Camp
bells back.
An onion social is the latest agony.
A lot of little girls go into a room, eat
an onion, and then a blnshing young
dude is hustled in and the girly girls
glue their onion scented lips to his.
The dude generally dies of exhaustion.
Taxes in Dakota become delinquent
the first Monday in February, at which
time a five per cent penalty attaches
upon all unpaid taxes, and interest at
the rate of n per cent per month is
added at the first of each month until
the taxes are paid.
There comes a time in every little
girls life when she is sliced with a
longing to cook. And there comes
a time in every big girls life when
she is slezed with a longing to hire
somebody else to cook. 1t comes
after she gots married.
The price of wheat has been steadi-
ly advancing in Chicago for the past
two weeks. There is no question but
what the country has reached the
turning point in its business experin-
ces and that from now on we NAV
look for a steady improvement.
The citizens of Chamberlain pro-
pose to build or rent a building for
the use of the county Offices. The
county commissioners will build a
suitable vanlt within Or adjoining the
saxae in which will be stored the
county records. A good move and
let it be done as 500 as possible.
Angry subscriber: "Look here, I
don't want your paper sent to my
house any more, do you hear'" Edi-
tor: eyes, sir, but where will you
have it sent?" Angry subscriber:
''Send it to hi, sir" Editor: eyes,
sir. If you don't receive it en- time
you'll let us know, of course"
Plain, hearty suppers, according to
an experienced physician, are condu-
Give to sleep, and, therefore, good
things to go to bed on. He says, in the
estimation of a great many people,
such a statement is rank heresy.; but
in the light of science, common sense
aud experience it is gospel truth.
If the White Lake papers tell the
truth, there is more pure eussedness
to the square rod l that town than
any other place this side of shades".
Don't tell every mea thing you hear
of, gentlemen. Keep a reserve on
hand.-Chamberlain Register.
Let us hope there is no reserve
left.
List OF letters remaining in tho post Office at
kimbau Oak. for the week endind Jan 10th 1885
Clark Miss Luran: Grain C. Hyatt George; Kin
s.on : :, LAWYER nliea EhiHnh Els Mert2 Elmer,
Mertx. B. +. Mertz 8, w. Moor. Miss Lizzie Van
Vie Harinson(2 )rason White Mrs. 4. A. Parties
calling for the above letters will please say 'ad-
vertised' D., g.. Grippen P. NJ.
Amos Dresser, representing Marder,
Luce and Co., Chicago type founders,
was in town last week. The GRAPHIC
Office gave him an order for upwards
of 1926 worth of Job type, comprising
all the latest designs. This addition
to u already large Job outfit which
has not been in use a year will en-.
able the GRAPHIC office to turn out
work that cannot ha avcal]aJ IN