The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-03-24
At The tXPOSlrION.
. BARKER COUNTY MANS VIEW.
II. FssAd PLENTY 20 Eat, Saw = Thing or
Two, but He Was Not Permitted
tn Especi0rate ad Libltum
"A Complaint, Rte.

WHA1bEElODs vi -. - lNUfTdS-
,copdence. Your correspondent .hs,
iust returned from New Orlesns. In
the first place
Question: Are yea going?
Answer; or course you are.
How do we know? I've been ,Shere
ord know il is aieritable. And uov
that We kDow you are surely bound To
% soOper or lSter; and inasmuch as we
IRE elected to facilitate your going aud
sealing aud being seen, and coming
hack hORe again healthy, wealthy and
happy, we beg lesVe to give yGu some
points. First, Wa can have aspecial
car any day, toronr own special use, at
special rates and with unprecedented
special privileges all through The jour
ney, This car WIS made ON purBose tor
the use of excur sion parties to Texas.
Provided with every home comfort. No
extra charge is made, un the contrary
the rates are lower. We can have this
same car side tracked at New Orleans
and make our hGmes in the ear whjla
there. This carload OF folks can a0point
chief cook and bottle-washe ia At
tend to the purchase of anything thew
want aud serve the sam on the csr. A.
the French market ne viii find anVfhin,,
in the way of edibles known to tie neG'
pie of this world, and for sale at nrices
so very low as TO astOmsh especially a
TeXican. Your represeI tative boariied
there and at.Poydras market during his
recent voyage OF discovery, AMI here
was his chosen part Of the vOluminous
bill Of fare: A'Fish;' Vresh fish" This
was served TIRES times day for six
weeks, accompanied with coffee, bread
ct,,k Los h.HanAa
Tadishes, pinedpp,es, oranges, anything
and everything; always ready attend.
ants, those beautiful Creu.es of New Or
leans which enlbody every attribute to
csptivate, cost = cents Per saeal. Also,
lager beor, cents Tor hiy
schooner, cigars from Mexico and
South America, three for 8 cents.
Ask any OF the attendants at these
markets, ana they wlll show Won lnr
nished rooms, with everything fit for a
king and queen, handy by at from 81 To
81 per week. To 20 60 The fair grounds
take steamer which runs from tha
levee close by every 10 minutes. a dis.
lance OF seven miles by the grand old
Mississippi. And perehed on the hur-
rleane, smoking one at those wonderful
Creole cigars, We represen .atiye took i'm
the scene along with somewhat the
same idea of Henry Ward Beecher-i. a
"Ali Theses wonders of ships. steam boats,
grand houses, beautiful nature" etc.
ETC, are mine Ito look at and enioyj
arriving at tho fair grounds, if Won
nave letlef WIN You representing any
newspaper, II Is free pass within the
gates; otherwis Use, so cents. (rhe first
sign OF q m0nOnly)
Now, men, excuse US from attemnting
TO tel what to be seen, and learned |
aud appreciated within these gates. II |
would be IS easy To toll of all the stars |
oil heaven, or all The flowers that dec,, |
BUR IeNas pratfies, as to tell of the
worlds wonders ~ this unprecedented
NOrld'5 Fair, Texans elways "steer
or Texas" in tho government building,
md there they are welcomed home bv |
,olonel Elliott and Captain Gammage
ma their competent corps of faithful,
)olite, courteous and accommodating
assistants. The Texas Register Book
= now full to near the third volume,
md the average OF other states Is about
ne hall through tho first volume, with
ignatures of distinguished visitors,
howing tho great interest every one
axes In Texas, Knowing intimately her
.reatness and future inevitability.
'exas has here spread out with room
ccording To her capacities, the grand
At exhibit Of most amazing resources
yer hesrd of or dreamed Of by the ,
warns of humanity who every day tos- |
lily their appreciation thereof by secur- |
nv one Of the tens of thOussnds of maps,
irculsrs, photos, books, aud specimens |
i soils, minerals, cereals grasses, views |
i Texas, educational documents, and
With rubber specifics roll them away for
uture references. Envelopes and letter
leads arc always plentiful, and every
AGILITY IL at band tn encourage visitors
o send back mementoes TO loved ones
" nome. Ihe water-wOrks and electric
lights all over the premises are Gorgeous
anti gratifying,
The postoflice for the whole caboodle
s very essentially located nearest to
Texas, and this IL another Of the tokens
everywhere which Texans meet -on the
lair grounds, all over the beautiful and
coming queen of America, the city of
New Orleans--that he is proud that he is
from Texas
The r, "uraut, market and hotel ar
rsngemeRts within the grounds are
that can Be wanted, but alas
Tor poor customer, 50 int rnal high
price" as u make u wild and-wO ily-
and-hard to-curgy Texas "independenCr
want 10 clean ont this monopoly, and
substitute the cNy authorities to serve
nash 20 n hungrs snd innocent visitor.
But We wOui3 advise felix's to carry
along basket full OF dinner every time,
ir0m the city markets, of edibles As
Aforesaid, anG spread the board out at
the Texas headquarters. Another thing
10 he depldred in all this otherwise
grand, glorious and successful mss of
L.. aN...N
power, IN lhc cruel, uncpTemoniORS aud
abominable regulations, aud tho very
ne ard light Oi the innocent visitors, Is
Lhe mo smoking" arrangement. tits a
TACT we'll know n the world over that any
person whc neither smokes nor chews
Tobacco, nor drinks anything
put cold water, whether 1t IL male
or ielnhe excepting sohildronl is
not worth much for anything
put graveyard. Show us Que of these
klnu OF angels, amt let rs NJ him, and
unfold HE petals OF brain and intellect
usl faculties, aud any time we are ever
ready to prove such mOutnls TO be TOO
kood Tor the world aud fit only for
heaven, and n nuisance TO the busy
world lt seems THIS Worlds fair IL
controlled by just such angels, who have
snuooed and cruelty prosecuted the best
men In the world, who came TO this
pptherwise worldly celestial, by these
heavenly orders, mo smoking" any
where aud their snsw. white floors with
no spit.b ixes.
Returning home Ia our car by the
steamer, MS aforesaid. Thts gives brief
, IDEA OF the everyday life az the lair
w henever % ticket holders are resdy
ior Texas, the car can be attached any
day 10 the
CALIFORNIA IN MN"
'hd at | o'clock y. IN, start homo.
further particulars ncerning the ia.
llllties In this Worlds far excursion
oar business, will be cheertully given
upon application To your nearest agent
oI The Texas 4 Pacific and Gould rail-
roads.
When'0ld Judge fowler was tucked IN
ms little ted by Mrs. Muuser ne couldn't
sieep wink until tho excellent woman
lau brought u bottle # DR.. Bulls Cough
syrup. Then he crossed his little hands
NH Annl In