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The Russellville Democrat., 1885-05-28
ID USSELLvILLE IRON WORKS, FOUNDRY g. MACHINE SHOP,
 H. N. SMADF, PROPRIETOR,
RUssELLvILLE, ARK.

RUSSEILYILLE, ARK.
 am prepared to make all kinds of Iron Castings from one-fourth of a pound to 1000 pounds, and Brass Cast ings from one-fourth of a pound to 100 pounds. Crate bars and Engine work d speciality. Steam boilers put in run ming order on short notice, and all kinds of machine work promptly done. Pipe and brass goods in stock. Prices reasonable. Parties needing new ma chinery would do well to call on or correspond with me.
The Russellville Democrat., 1885-05-28
MRS. OLIVER HARpMAK,
 Monrao Ea

Jan. 9, 1884. Treatise on Blood and Skin Dis. eases mailed free.
 THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co.,,
 Drawer 3, Atlanta, Ga.
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0, My HEAD!-The worse case of
pneumonia can be cured by outward APP
plications of St. Jacobs Oil and a few
doses of Red Star Cough Cure.
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HE NEEDED A SPANKING.

All the adult passengers in the wait
ing room had their attention attracted
by his antics. He wanted candy, and
he wanted to see the river, and he
wanted to 60 aboard the train, and he
wanted more than any city the size of
Detroit could possibly furnish free
gratis. His mother hushed him up the
best she could, and several times he
slapped her face aud kicked her shins
and got off without pinch. By and
by an old man who sat near her, and
whose feet the boy had walked on
several times, began to. get nervous,
and, turning to his right hand neigh
Dor, said:
"Land o massy but I've got to get
out O. here or spank that boy
"Well. now, he just aches for it,"
said the other.
''He does that. He puts me in mind
of my William. I've seen William
when nothing on airth but a spanking
would put good natur into him..
IL say | will go I" exclaimed lheboy
at this moment.
"Please, Johnny, be good," entreated
the mother.
II won'tp
ooh, do See how they are look
ing at u.s.
II don't care if they are !"
With that he went up to the old
man and gave a kick, and then the
curtain went up on the play. With
one twist and two motions he was
seized, whirled over a pair of knees,
and before he coul squawk once, the
spanking machine began it's work. If
ever boy of seven was neatly wound
up and the ugly taken out of him in
side of sixty seconds, the work was no
more complete than in this case.
"There |" said the spanker, as he up
ended the child and placed him on a
seat, you'll feel better--a heap better
Hated to do it, but seen you was
sufferin' for it. Beg your mothers
pardon for interferin' in fam ly matters
but you set thar till the trains ready.
The boy "set,' and such calm and
solid peace stole over the crowd that
the yell Of the hackman out doors gave
everybody pain Detroit Free Press
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The proper pronunciation OF the word
drama, says theatrical manager, ode
ponds upon what part Of the country
one is in. In Boston | call it draw
nah, in New York drahma, in Phila
delphia drawma, in Chicago drammer,
but in St. Louis, in order to make my
self solid with the citizens, have to
talk about the draymy"
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had not realized that she was cold.
She felt that she could not 60, but,
after a glance at little Willie, who
would not complain, she allowed her.
self to be persuaded.
Arrived at home, she was thankful
for the cares demanded of her by the
sleepy children. But in due time the
clamor of the little voices was hushed
and then nothing remained for her but
to pace restlessly to and fro-now feel
ing as though another moment Of sus-
pense would drive her wild, now shrink
ing in dread from the thought of what
the end of that suspense might be.
He had left her in anger. She had,
in her pettishness at his forgetfulness,
refused him look or smile: she had
been harboring bitter thoughts against
him while he was exposed to danger,
perhaps death. How far she had gone
aside from the ideal she had formed of
her duties as true wife how far fail
ed in making for him the sunshiny
home they had long ago pictured ! and
now, what if she should never more
have opportunity to show how dearer
to her than all else on earth was his
happiness and that of their children
In her misery it seemed that hours
had passed before she heard a footstep
at the door. And then she sprang up
in terror. Was i; his step or that of
another, come to tell her?
"Amy-at last. Poor wife, did you
think | would never come? But dom
come near me yet, dearp
But she chung to him for a moment,
and then stood back in amazement at
his appearance. Smoke begrimed,
drenched, and with ice clinging to his
dress and hair-she would not have
known him except for his voice. As
she hastily brought him dry clothing
and hot coffee, he gave her an outline
ofhis experience for the past few hours.
at was tight place we were Gagged
in he said, in concluding-"freezin
OH one side and almost burning on the
other. But we got the poor old man
safe at last. And all my papers are
SAFE"
sand would you really weigh any
kind of property against your life,
Harvey, even though it might belong
to other peoplef Is that all you care
for us here at home ?"
"Well Amy" he sad smiling at her
half anger. if it were deliberately
placed before me to choose, might,
perhaps, hesitate; but when of sud
den you find that sacred trust is in
danger, what remains but to use your
best endeavor, even though there may
be risk in it, with faith in the kindly
and powerful arm which has brought
me out of it p
His voice had taken on reverent
tone, and she could not say he was not
right.
But she lay down to rest with a
great thankfulness in her heart that
she could yet reach him with looks and
tones of affection, and an earnest
prayer that the lesson of the last few
hours might not soon grow dim and be
forgotten.
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A shoe manufacturing company is
not n soleless corDoration.
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DOUBTFUL CONFIDENCE We agree
with Tommy that his mothers actions
indicated painful lack of confidence.
Going smilingly up to her one day,
Tommy said:
"Ma, haint been real good since
| begun goin' to Sunday-school r
"Yes, my lamb" answered the mo-
Their fondly.
"And you trust me now, don't you,
ma :"
"Yes, darling"
swell, them" spoke up the little in.
nocent, what makes you keep the
cake locked up the pantry same as
ever"
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Sneezng, snuliing and coughing This
is the music all over the land just now.
And will be until juno. 1--WE got such
an awful cold in my head" Cure it with
Ely's Cream Balm or it may end in the
toughest form of Catarrh. Maybe you
have Catarrh now. Nothing is more
nauseous and dreadful. This remedy
masters it as no other ever did. Not Il
snuff nor liquid. Applied by the finger
to the nostrils. Pleasant, certain, radical,
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For the BtNNEz.
FLOWERS.

How sad and bare the alter looks
Without the flowers;
Sweet flowers, which teach US more than book
That God is ours.
And wherefore, wherefore are they gone?
Sweet howers sweet flowers
Our hearts more poor and sad and lone,
Wanting the flowers.
Yet God hath said ''if meat doth make
Thy brother to offendp
Then "eat no meat" for his dear "sake"
Until lfe's end.
We thank thee God! Thou'rt n t as he,
And thou artours,
Thy bounteons hand doth give us free.
Flowers! sweet flowers
Re.oriueh Sept 3Oth. 1886
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"Julia, | don't see why you are 60
ing to marry Harry Bascomb. He
hasn't any money, and it is not likely
that he'll ever have any Fanny. I'd
scorn to marry for money. Harry is
handsome and fine athlete. He
would bring to me sense of protec-
ton" ''Oh, that's all right, Julia.
Every one to their mind. You may
marry for protection; | intend to marry
for revenue. ~
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'Did not the sight IF the boundless
blue sea, bearing on its bosom the
white-winged fleets OF commerce, fill
you with emotion? p asked an enthusi
astc young lady of a traveller, Eyes"
said he, 'f.r awhile it did, but after a
bit didn't fill me with ANYTHING. 1t
sprter emptied me, like"
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! An accommodation train for Glyndon (Reisters
town. and intermediate stations leaves baltimore al
22O D. M leaves Glyndon (Reisterstown) for Balti-
more and intermediate stations at 90 p M
FAST MAIL-DAIIY.
Leaves Hillen Station, Baltimore at 44O a. m.
Glyndon $40 Westminster $50, New windsor 6O2
Union Bridge 61O, Rocky Ridge 627, Mechanicstown
6.37 Blue Ridge Summit 7.03, arriving at Roanoke
leaves Roanoke. Va. for Baltimore at 112O a. m.
Blue Ridge Summit 92S, Mech anicstown 9.47, Fred
erick junction 1907. Union Bridge lois. New Wind
sor 1929 Westminster 1898, Glyndon 1ll0 arriving
at Hillen Station, Baltimore, at 11.55 a. IN.
BLUE Mt. EXPREss-Daily except Sunday.
Leaves Hilen Station. Baltimore, at $50 p. m.
Westminster 5OS New Windsor SIG, Union Bridge
! 5.2i Mechanicstown 552 and arrives at Blue Noun
tain at 6.25 and at Hagerstown at COS
Leaves Hag erStown at $50 a, M. Blue Mountain
712 Mechanicstown 7.S9 Union Bridge SOS, New
Windsor S17. Westminster S.S2, Glyndon 9.O4. AND
arrives at Hien Station, Baltimore, at $50 q. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS
Going East will leave Union Bridge for Baltimore
and intermediate Stations at 20 All D. anC
Westminster at 7.O5 a. m and 452p m Going West
mediate Stations at 9.15 a. m, and 23O p. m. ano
Westminster at i. 04 a: m. and 4-l9 p. m.
| EMMITSBURG RAILR0AD-Daily except Sunday
Trains South will leave Emmittsburg at $50 anc
$50 a. M and 325 and 5.55 p. m, arriving at Rocky
Ridge at 600 and 900 a. m and 500 and 6;2S p. m
10 40 a. M and 40 and $40 p. m, arriving at En-
mttsburg 657 and IL 10 a m, and 40 and 40 p m
BALTIMORE AND CUMBERLAND VALLEY K. R.
Trains leave East daily, except Sunday. Shippens
burg $50 a. M, and LBS and 325 p, m, Chambers
burg 7.OS a. m, 200 and 400 p NJ Wsynesboro "a 4:
| a. M 236 and 436 p m, arriving at Edgemont so;
a. m and 255 and 455 p. IN.
Trains West daily except Sunday. Edgemon
III and IL 40 a. M and 7.40 p. M Maynesboro "a.
a. M. and 1900 and 500 p. m. Chambersburg $50 a
m. and 1910 and $40 p. M. arriving at Shippens
burg $50 a. M, and LILO and $40 p. m
FREDERICK DIVISION PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
Trains for Frederick leave junction ut $50 ano
1880 a. M, and 627 p. m. Trains for Taneytown
Littlestown and York leave Junction at $50 a. m
and 627 p m.
Through car for Frederick leaves Baltimore at 4Ot
D. M and leaves Frederick for Baltimore at $40 a
M Through cars for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points on the H. J. II. & g. R. X. leave Baltimore
at 955 a. m. and 400 p. m These trains daily ex
cept Sunday.
On Mondays a train will leave Gettysburg at III
a. M. connecting with train arriving at Hillen al
$50 a, m,
Orders for Baggage calls can be left at Ticket
Office 1873 W. Baltimore street.
J. NJ. HOOD, Gen1. Manager.
july4 B. H. GRIswoLD, Gen'l. Passenger Agent.
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a
We are ready for the fall campaign. We
have Just received our first invoice of Penn
sylvania Drills. Farmers, this is the best
Drill offered for sale; will sow any kind of
fertilizer better than any drill on the market;
has force feed both for grain and fertilizer;
is light draft, we'll constructed, and no weight
on horses neck. We also have the Cham
pion Drill, with Marks patent force feed,
fertilizer attachment. Our drills are all new
stock, and we get them direct from the man.
ufacturers We are sole agents for Carroll
county for the Seed Drill Regulators; can be
attached to any drill. We guarantee these
Regulators to save at least one peck of seed
to the acre. Lebanon Wrought Share, Econ
omist, Oliver and Roland Chilled Flows,
Whipple Wheel Harrows. Plow Sulky, to
which any plow can be attached; Feed Gut
ters. Cider Mills, Corn Shelters, Wheelbar-
rows, Bag Trucks, &C. We have on hand a
full line of Studebaker Wagons, the oldest
and best wagon made We also have full
line of Domestic Sewing Machines, with the
best attachments and finest woodwork. Second
hand machines taken iii exchange. We have
a large lot of second hand machines which we
will sell at a low price. Oil, needles and at
tachments for all sewing machines. Repair
ing done at short notice. We are agents for
Gaar Scott Glover Hullers and Separators,
Sawmills and Engines Are also prepared
to furnish Nursery Stock, which we guarantee
to be first class and is propagated for this
soil and climate. All our goods are first
class, our prices low and no goods misrepre.
sented. We most respectfully ask one and
all to give us call. You can save money
buying of us.
SKUNK. ROOP & CO.,
aug1.tf Westminster, Nd.
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IN THE FIELD.

This year we offer to the trade the above
we'll known brands of Fertilizers, the merits
of which are attested by some of the most
prominent farmers in this and other States.
We can buy materials cheaper, and have
better facilities for manufacturing than ever
before, and therefore can place upon the
market first class goods at very low price.
We guarantee these brands to be of the past
good standard Owing to the low price OF
wheat and the depression of business gener-
ally, we have made liberal reduction in our
prices, in order to place our Fertilizers within
the reach of every farmer, feeling that IN
creased sales will fully repay us for the re-
duction in price.
We will deliver to any station on w. NJ. R.
R. our "Smith's Raw Bone Phosphate" at
1913 per ton, crop time; our ''Smith's Soluble
Phosphate at $24 per ton, crop time; and
our HSmith's Dissolved Bone at $35 per
ton, crop time. Remember, we pay the
freight on these goods at these prices. REr A
liberal discount made for cash. See our cir
culars with testimonials. Send us your order.
With thanks for past favors, and an earnest
solicitation for fair share of your patronage
in the future, we remain, very respectfully,
J. j. SMITH & SON,
iuly25, lot New Windsor, Md.
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A Woman's way.

''Did you ever notice how woman takes
the cork out of the bottle p
'sNo, think not. Did you ?"
Eyes"
'sHow does she do IT'D"
~Why, she nails it with her teeth, bites
it off, and then gets mad and breaks the
bottle. If she don't do it that way, she
takes knife and prods and prizes around
the stopper till she cuts her finger, and
then, when the blood begins to run and
her Dutch gets up, she throws the knife
across the room, shoves the cork into the
bottle, spanks the first young one she gets
her hand on, and then sits down and takes
good cry. - Chicago Times.
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AN Earthquake in Westminster.

THE NEW
90 EMIT STORE
OIL. GLADHILL, in Zeiber Building, Main
street, West of Depot, Westminster?
Because they can get better bargains and
have larger stock to select from than at any
house in Westminster. Just think of ito
keyed Accordeons from 99c. to $1.98; Glass
Water Sets from 60 cts. to 81 90; Vases, Tum-
blers, Colored Sets of Glassware, common
and fine sets of Glassware, Jelly Tumblers,
Pitchers, Cake Stands, Bread Plates, Coal
Oil Lamps, Globes, Canes, &C., &c. The
largest line of Picture Frames in Westmin-
ster, consisting of Plush, Wood and Easel;
Oil Chromos from lie. to &c.; Oil Paintings,
&c. | have just purchased the machinery to
make all kinds of Picture Frames to order at
short notice. A full line of fine and common
Shirts, Linen, Celluloid and Paper Collars
and Cuffs, Overalls, Looking Glasses, Clocks,
Water Coolers, &C.; Writing Paper and En-.
velopes of all grades, Stereoscopic Views,
Birthday Cards, Scrap Books and Pictures,
Autograph and Photograph Albums, Watch
Chains and Necklaces, Pocketbooks, Cigar
Cases. A large stock of Tinware of all kinds.
See our and 10 Cent Counters.
have purchased the stock and fixtures of
J. NJ. Wells, Paper Hanger and dealer in
w all dpOTS anu NlHuOW OuduSS; anu SSCuICu
the services of Mr.. David Halter, an expert
enced workman, and have Wall Papers of all
descriptions and at all prices; Window Shades
of the finest to the commonest grades, with
spring balances and fixtures, at the lowest
prices. Paper Hanging done in town or
country at short notice on reasonable terms.
Work done in the country at city prices.
l.. GLADHILL,
aug1,tf Successor to j. NJ. Wells.
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A coal dealer asked some law students
what legal authority was the favorite of his
trade2 One answered Cooke" Fright, y
said the coal dealer. Another suggested j:
~Blackstone. "Good, tool" said the
/, questioner. Then little man piped out
.'Littleton." Whereupon the coal dealer
sat down.
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He KNEW 700 Much FOR THAT
A citizen who had been playing poker the
night before dropped blue chip in the
contribution box by mistake.
After service he went to the deacon who
had passed the plate and told him of the
mistake.
$50 I'll just give you dollar in its
place. he said, "and we'll keep the matter
quiet"
aNo you don't, replied the deacon, ignor-
ing the money offered, ''thats a blue chip.
It's worth FIVE dollars.
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UTESTERN MARYLAND COL
w LEGE.
Organized under the auspices Of the Methodist
Protestant Church, 1867.
Sar Incorporated by Act Of assembly, 1868.

Occupies one of the most beautiful and
healthful sites in the State. Receives annual
appropriation from the Legislature for the
Free Board of one student from each Sena-
torial District Provides a comfortable room
for each two students. Has full corps of
competent instructors. Course of study ample
and thorough both in the Preparatory and
Collegiate Departments. Discipline strict,
but kind. Terms very moderate. A Schol-
arship for Three Years Tuition for 500, and
Ito students having such Scholarship Board,
Room, Washing, Fuel and Light at the rate
of $166.67 per year. Has been in successful
operation for Is years.
The Thirty Sixth Annual Session begins
September LIST, 1885, and ends January Both,
1886. For Catalogue, and further informa-
ton, address
IT. WARD, D. D., President.
June 20 Westminster, Md,
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that have opened a store at
No. 500 w. Baltimore St., Balto., Md.
in connection with my present store,
ZEIBER BUILDING, WESTMINSTER, MD,
which will give me many advantages in my
line of business and will enable me to always
keep before my patrons the latest and most
desirable styles of WALL PAPER, WIN
DOW SHADES, &c.
In my Westminster Store will be found a
fine line of Stationery, Pictures, Oil Paint
iugs, Frames, and in fact everything usually
found in first class picture store. The
Paper Hanging and Window Shade Depart
ment shall be the very best, as my Baltimore
Store will be exclusively for Fine Wall Paper,
and as soon as new style comes out 1t will
be forwarded to the Westminster Store.
Mr.. CHESTER G. POMEROY, who is a
most excellent workman, will be permanently
at the Westminster Store, and will guaran-
tee all work entrusted to US will be executed
in the very best manner; and in case of a rush
we will send skilled workmen from the city,
and can safely promise to do all work pune
tually and at prices that will defy competition.
During my absence in this city Mr.. VIM. d.
Bixler will have charge of my store and will
gladly take orders and give all necessary in
formation. | will also give my personal at
tention to all orders once a week, or oftener,
if necessary. With many thanks for past
favors, and hope to merit the same in the tu-
ture, / remain yours respectfully,
rep20 j. M. WELLS.
FRANK K. HERR. SAMUEL X. HERR.
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Fully stocked from which to order. Samples
and rules for self-measurement sent free upon
application
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MEN, BOYS AND CHILDREN.
LIGHT
From $500 to $500.
CUSTOM DEPARTMENT

All goods properly shrunk before being
made up.
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NEW BRICK YARD.

| have recently established at Glen Falls,
on the line of the Western Nd. Railroad. a
BRICK YARD. The clay is of very su.
perior quality, clear of flint or gravel, and
eoual TO the best Baltimore clay. have
made arrangements to furnish any kind of
brick desired-paving, building, arch or cor
nice. and at prices as low as can be had else:
where. | have had so years experience, and
know whereof | speak. Depot for sale in
westminster, Md.-Lynch's Lumber Yard.
VIM. III. BELL,
may9:6m westminster No:
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Doctor, l want to thank you for your
great patent medicine.
at helped you, did y" asked the doc
tor, very much pleased
ut helped me wonderfully"
Chow many bottles did you find it ne
cessary to take?"
"Oh, l didn't take any of it. My uncle
took one bottle, and am his sole heir"
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A native chief in FIJI presented himself
for baptism. GLOW many wives have
you 2" said the missionary. "Seyen, said
the chief. "Oh, that won't do cant bap-
tie you till you have got rid of six of
them. A month later the chief came
again saying: "Me alright now; you bap-
tie me now. Only one wife now" "What
have you done with the others !" said the
missionary. ooh" said the cannibal,
"Ms's eaten ebry debble Of EN-. y
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e.

Having associated with me in the Lumber
and Coal business my son, M. JOHN LYNCH,
the business will, after the 1st day of March,
be conducted under the firm name of 3. Lynch
& Son. EDWARD LYNCH.
We take pleasure in announcing to the pub:
lie that we shall continue to keep on hand and
furnish all kinds of Building Lumber and
Coal, at the Old Yards in Westminster, Md,
and hope, that by strict attention to business
and with desire to please, we shall continue
to have our share of the trade.
feb2s, 1857 E.LYNCH & SON.
A XES, the best in the market, for sale by
N A, N. STEPHAN.
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90 TO M. C. sTRASBURGER'S
COMBINATION STORE.
IF you know what is good for your pock-
book, and want to save money, then come
and examine our stock of goods, which con-
sists of
SUGARS, COFFEES, TEAS, SPICES,
CANNED GOODS,
N. o. MOLASSES, SYRUP, RAISINS,
CURRANTs, CITRoN,
CRANBERRIEs, DATES, FIGS,
ORANGES, LEMONS, BANANAS,
CoCoANUTs, CAKES, CRACKERS,
CHEESE, FISH, BACON,
LARD, BOLOGNA SAUSAGE, COAL
OIL, FLOUR, CORNMEAL.
BUCKWHEAT.
A full Stock of pure Confectionery, which
cannot be surpassed in quality or price.
Nuts of all kinds.
A large assortment of Boots and Shoes
Come and see our $500 Waterproof Boot.
Tinware, Glass and Queensware, Wooden
ware and Notions of all kinds.
Our cent Counter is now in full bloom and
well worth looking at.
A FINE STOCK OF LIQUORS OF ALI
KINDS.
OUR STOCK is COMPLETE
In all its branches, and too numerous to men.
ton every article. You can find almost any
kind of goods, and need not run from store tc
store to supply your wants. Call and see be-
fore purchasing elsewhere.
NJ. C. STRASBURGER,
At the store lately occupied
by Theodore Derr,
dec 6 WESTMINSTER, MD.
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sYoure goose" angrily exclaimed an
Austin man to his wife, who continually
chided him about his excessive extrava-
gance. "You do nothing but cackle,
cackle, cackle all the time. eyes, dear," y
she sweetly replied; "but you must not
forget that the cackling of geese once saved
the capitol of Rome, and if cackling can
save your capital 1 am going to keep it up. ="
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There is no beautiful spring at Niagara.
1t is all fall there.