Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-30
PASSING EVENTS y

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What is regarded as inspiration by
the poet is by tho editor regarded as
insanity.
When two girls meet they kiss.
When two men meet they don't This
shows plainly who wants kissing the
most.
A Connecticut widow, aged l0i, has
given out that she will not marry
again. Widows never cease to be
artful.
"Why is it," she asked, that stolen
kisses are always sweetest II guess
it is because they are taken sirup-
titiously."
A poetess sighs: II sit all alone, | sit
by myself, | sit all alone" II she
would stop writing she might have
more company.
A Salem chap, who has been fined
$40 for kissing a girl, saws that fond
as he is Of flowers he isn't buying any
moro tulips at that price.
Cossack cavalry are called "Sons OF
the Wind. When this becomes known
we shall probably hear congressman
referred to as Cossack cavalry.
1t makes man who has ia
ken his best girl to the sea-
shore rather incrcdulous TO read
that "Money is remarkably slow
this season."
A news item says that "sharks have
appeared off the coast at Long Branch"
This seems like rather impolite way
of announcing that landlords have
opened their hotels for the season.
lIungry-looking Tramp to Timid
Fisherman-liow long since you had
n bite9 Timd Fisherman-About two
hours. Tramp have not had a bite
in two days. Amt it time for us to
have some lunch?
A farmer near Auburn, N. Y, was
notified of the death of his daughter
and the hour Of her burial. He sent
word that he could not possibly attend
the funeral as he was busy hoeing
field of potatoes.
Music boxes, which cost $50 twenty
years ago, can now be purchased for
Sj. And vet the cry of "hard times
is still abroad in the land. Some folks
would complain of the "cost of living"
ifpianos were selling for - apiece.
The paucity of original witticism in
,rihntdJ IN ,bo fact that nooriv all tbe
fnnnv men of tbe country are engaged
In ,La ,,,ar,,fao,,,ro of ,oo,ns boy7ng
for their principal incident the advent.
ures of a boy and a green apple.
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thelr resPectiIe ProuuutIons eNoiNeu
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uolIars worm o' oric-a-prac thaC
shc coulu nave M purcTaseu u Jus. as
know. she boucht if nj nv store YES.
tcrdav afternoon.
Clmvorin. ,ho Richmond purdoror
noSscs ,ho lima rand,m~ tLa bihlo anj
pJs, pi%,,ir;n IT," honn,,nt, sor, In, " Nv,
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c}tr ~ II" n7sn roro,ves nresorts Of
SrHi, iiis rel,,iyos wri,d to him 70
nhoor nm bnt ,ho odvioo Ia ,oodIoss
a" ho Ic,rS q broad grin most of ,Lo
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ua Joos M, beiiovo tbst bo is dost;nod
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Ihc Los angeles Herdid describes
specimen OF the vampire FAMILY re-
Gently caught there: Inns nuge
SPECIMEN Ihc"Surcu twenty i"ches
from up 10 UP Vi ms Why's, anu was
pretty Weii "r,hou WIN leeth anu
eiawS' ms ncau was "s htge as she
heaus Oh lour OF, nVe orurnary oa,
nGaus comolneIi anu wen ho1uea
win Two ears luily as large as hai1-
uollar' MS majesty was as vicious
ana "arilke as scorpion UT Varantu,s
wheh connheu' anu MS Dite "oulu
Prooaoly DC as dangerous
He had fallen into the stream, and
had already sunk once, and was going
down second time, when n brave
man leaped into the angry waters and
laid hold of the unfortunate one. The
latter looked at his rescuer in be-
seechng manner and gassped; Il beg,
my dear SIR, that you VIII permit me
to sink once more-in the interest OF
literary tradition, you Know No per-
son ! ever read OF was ever rescued
until he was going down for third
time. may die, but l shall have the
satisfaction OF knowing that have not
departed from time-honored and
revered custom"