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Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

Itseems that the Tammany braves have
not yet lost the faith OF the woman of
Samaria, and tlat they are waiting pa
tiently for any crumbs Of patronage that
may fall from the administration table.
Snrely the reward will be rendered IN due
season. Tammany's faithfulness and
modesty should put even the Mugwumps
70 the blush
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02


Everybody will agree that Mr.. Cleveland
has made political mistake whenever il
snail appear that he has dell berately anita
R0uzed party organization so powerful as
that OF Tammany. But IS none OF these
things has yet appeared, and as the whole
question is still in allegiance, would it not be
better to suspend prOphecy-just for awhile;
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

THE SAVANNAH MORNING NETs-EN-
LARGRD TO EIGHT PAGEs, 80 COLUMNS,
AND ISSUED SEWN DAYS IN THE WEEK
WILL BE SENT FOR EXAMIN ALTON, ONE
MONTH or RECEIPT OF 81, OR THREE
MOI. b - so.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

A New York physician inflicted painful
injuries on himself while trying to kill
cholera microbes by the use of liquified
sulphurous oxide. 1t is suggested that
the next time he has any microbes to kill,
he try the use OF a club.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
NaGmeu 10 Moan.

MONEY TO LOAN.-If you are IN need of
vi money, and want a liberal loan on al
most any thing Of value, and If you don't want
to be seen by your friends when you get it, or
money by crowds Of people promenading and
passing the pawnshOp and watching you when
you go in or out, then call at the old reliable
Private Pawnbroker House, 1877 Congress
street, where very few people pass, and no
body will know your business. K. MUHL
BERG, Manager.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

The Canadian currency is being consid-
erably inflated by American counterfeit
ers. ltls to be feared that Gen. Butler
and bis greenbackers will one day be
rather disposed 10 wink at anything that
supplies the people with more money than
they want
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

Jude Foraker does not succeed very
well in conciliating the colored voters Of
Ono, and the indications are that if a
majority Of the Ohio negroes do not join
the Democrats they will az least prove to
be Mugwumps in the approaching Guber-
material contest.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
parfrtn Stnrs.

CHEAPEST VARIETY STORE, also lOc.
~ and Sc. goods in endless variety. just re-
celved a lot of nice Brackets, Wall Pockets,
Corner Stands, ETC., which we win sell at
very low figures. Can and see our Picture
Frames. way down At NATHAN BROS,
1856 Congress, near Jefferson.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

1t is a question now whether the Hotel
Brunswick in New York was ruined by
Billy McGlory's ball or the patronage Of
dudes. Probably both these causes led TO
10 it's downfall.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
CURRENT COMMENT.
Pleasing the NIasses.
PAiLadelpALa Rloord ~.

FT''F''1I1I9Ff t|F7FIaT
The politicians are dissatisfied, but as far
as heard from the business men Of New York
are wen pleased with the appointments so far
made by President Cleveland in that city. II
Inc administration can continue TO please the
masses u can do without the admiration OF
the hnaana
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

Ex-Gov. st. John proposes to make a
few speeches in favor of prohibition
during the Ohio campaign. The grand
moral old party appears to think he is
meddling with something that does not
concern him.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

The cicadas are retiring from business
above ground, and will soon be lost to
aight and sound for another term of II
years. Those who wish to enjoy cicada
stew had better catch their insects at
once.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
SfrauPD.

GTRAYED, from Struck's Dairy, Thunder
~ bolt Road, on 30th June, one black COW,
leather strap around neck, point of horns cut
OF. branaed on right hip. a liberal reward
will be paid Tor information that will lead to
recovery. II. W. STRUCK, West Broad and
Henry streets, or Dairy, ThunderbOlt Road.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
CnrLous SHOW of 8oylne InteIlIeence.


Frank WUkcsoR in Proridence SUNDAY star
I owned 65 acres of bottom land where the
coarse. blue JOINT grass grew in Canebrake
like rankness. My Texas COWS chose this
dense cover IN which 10 bring forth their
young. One spring / knew that there were
over twenty calves continually hidden IN the
grass on this bottom. Every morning COW
after COW would slip out Of the herd and dis
appear IN the tall grass. After an absence Of
an hour or two they would return 10 the herd
In the late afternoon they would again disap-
pear, TO rejoin the herd just about c0rralling
time. When the calves were three or four
days old their mothers would bring them out
into the herd, and their places In the grass
would be occupied by younger calves. once
] desired 20 see the young calves, and / rode
into the grass TO hunt FOR them. After an
aseiduous search found Que calf lying prone
on the earth, with tie head and neck oXtcnde
and pressed into the thick mat of Old grass
that lay on the ground. The little creature
lay perfectly quiet watching my horse. It,
did not 80 much az wink rs dark eyes when +
dismounted aud extended my hand toward
IL. leaned over II. 10 watched
me tntently, but did not stir
! dropped my hand on it,
loudly for protection, calling that the wolf, rs
mother had told Of had come. ! heard twenty
mother COWS below Ia answer to the calrs
call that they were coming. The dry grass
snapped ana cracked ~ all directions as the
madiened COWS rushed wildly TO their young.
! mounted my horse and quickly rode away
from that spot Each COW ran in a direct line
10 the place whore It's calf was hidden. The
entire herd rushed into the cover b 10 battle
for the calf. What an uprOar there was
Cows, steers. bulls, all calling loudly to one
another Ia angry. excited tones. had a fooi-
ish setter dog with me, and he had % mix
himself into the trouble. The nrst COW that
saw him beloved 10 the others thai She saw
the wolf. They all pursued him. and he. dog
like. He'd 20 me for protection, aud my own
cows gave me q sw n chase 40 ] ZaIoped over
fhffuFuiFiH. THE } Grid T. wFffN1 "a
cry Tor hours. ! . not believe that young
caif has particle OF scent. and / also believe
that the cows know this 10 be true. Az any
rate, they are Wiling 90 leave their offspring
out OF the corralH over night In wolf-iufcsted
country once they have hidden them aud bade
d "a DC still.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

1t seems that the Democrats and Green
hackers of Michigan will not be able to
fuse in the next State campaign. Well,
fusion very often leads to confusion any
boW
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

Some enterprising New Yorker has got
ten up a swell directory, in which is in
serted the names of the 0,0O0 elite of that
town. 1t has 80, 00) subscribers:
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

Senator Sherman says he Is confident OF
Republican success in Ohio, because we
deserve It," The apparent faith OF this
Pecksnifiau old demagogue is childlike ia
its simplicity. He knows that IL the Re
publican party should succeed in Ohio. it
VIII be the result Of the use Of the Doodle,
aud not Of any special virtue Of It's owp,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
he Rode TO Church on a bicycle.

from bte htHg" CdWHty " fbee6fHc3t.
A minister in Cleveland rode to church last
sabbath on a bicycle. As he swept up to the
sacred edfce large Newfoundland dog be-
longing to the senior deacon came numbering
out to greet the pastor. The bicycle struck
the canine on the head under a full head Of
steam, ana run him down with a shock that
)ud be plainly felt with the naked eye. The
reverend gentleman took header and
iammed his silk hat down over his ears 50
tight that he had to crawl clean through it to
get out OF it. The scattered leaves OF aseven-
head sermon flew around the avenue like a
theological snowstOrm. The dog made Rome
no wi with his walls, aud attracted a crowd of
300 people. The parsons coat was split down
the back, and his trousers ripped across the
knees. He pinned up the knees, and he had
to wear pepper and salt sack coat the sexton
loaned him. When he appeared in the pulpit
N this garb the congregation smiled, and
when he announced his text, IL. Kings, xii. g.:
But it was so the priest had not re-
paired the breeches-," there wasn't dry
eye in the couventicle. And now the ques-
ton before the church s should the pas
tor ride bicycle to church, or has the deacon
a Christian right to own dOgy"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
GDmratinmal.
WARTNMORE COLLEGE

80 Minutes from Broad st. Station, Philadel-
phia.
Under the care OF Friends, but all others adj
mitted. Full College Course for Both Sexes--
Classical, Scientific and Literary. Also
Preparatory School. Healthful location,
large grounds, new and extensive buildings
and apparatus.
For catalogue and full particulars address
EDWARD II. MAGILL, A. NJ,
President. SWarthmOre Pa.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
If a man steals a dollar
He's taken by the collar

IF a man steals q dollar
He's taken by the collar
And straIghtway he's sen fenced to prison.
But # be steals millions,
.... OR one or two billions,
On Canadian soil us his n. .ih
So the gentle BANK teller 'ot
Puts his thumb 10 his stneller
And says: "Boys Pl hook it and 90,
III be no BANKS minion,
uAa Butin the Dominion. Il &. To-
big whale financially ~ boYs2L
t4a 1r -Bost2n B'edget.
ACLERK in a down town banking house at
tracted 10y the advertisement of a large cloth
ing house Yent thither 10 buy a hannel coat
for oticc wear. StiLed upon BY an eager
salesman, he was Immediately shown several
garmt nGs and a. sur red shat they Were ssDeau-
iiful coads and dirt-sheeP at hfe dollars"
The customer remarked "thathe only wanted
the coat for clerical purposes" Whereupon
the attendant deferentially remarked: ''Ah,
veil, We maze y tisGo tut OF dWendy per cent.
to cleTgymen.N And the young fellow walked
of chuckiing. with his coat for dollar less
than his fellow clerks had pad.-BoStOn Com
DoerciGJ Bulletin. t.N
A RELIGIOUS bard of st. Louis has just pro
duced a short epic on Sam Jones, the South
ern revivalisJ. 1t begins in this way:
"Oh. God bless samuel Jones.
The man OF skill IN throwing stones
AS hard as adamant to hell
Down to It's direst blacklist cell.
Where whisky stinks the devils out
And makes them wander round about
Upon the horrld verge in dread
OF worse than surge OF molten lead"
And then he adds with true poetic license
go forward, thou son Of Georgia,
To slay the Jezebel and Borgia.''
-NeG0 York Tribune.
A MICHIG AN COURT SCEKE.-The court then
took a recess until ? O'Clock, and dinner was
served to the jury in their room. When court
opened in the afternoon the room was again
crowded, and the people who had sat through
the case waited patiently for the verdict. AS
the hours passed The spirits of Ryan began to
rlse and after two hours had passed. with no
tidings from the jury room, he became quite
clipper. During the weary waiting a mum
Der OF lawyers and court officers made up a
pool, the pot" 10 20 to the one who best pre-
d cted the verdict The amount named by
each was marked on a paper with the name,
and about forty ''came in" A friend of RYAN
told him what was going Oh. and suggested
that ne put in his amount. DO you think
am going to gamble on my own funeral2" said
Ryan Detroit Free Press.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
Chauncey NJ. Depew's Eating and Drink.
From the Cook.

From the Cook.
It takes a certain degree of self denial for a
person to go night after night to sumptuOus
rcpasts and not gorge himself INTO torpidity
on Viands made tempting TO the eye and Sc
ductiYe to the palate by the art of the chef
The king of the after-dlnuer speakers, the
Hon. Chauncey NJ. Depew, enjoys health
that one cannot reconcile with his constant
attendance at banquets. 5elf-denial is his
explanation OF il. His own way Of putting 70
is: If man cannot deny himself at enter
talnments he nae no business to so TO them
MIR. Depew looks over his menu the first
thing on taking his seat at the table, and &C.
lects what he shall eat. His selections make
up plain, simple dinner. such as he would
have served at home. The entire dinner. IN
all its elaborate details, is served to HIM, but
he partakes Of only the dishes that he has
fxed upon. He does not indulge IN pastries
AID ices, and does not drinK coffee at night,
although he does at other times. san vege-
tablesp using his words. II eat in season-or
out OF it, as for that matter, in these days Of
cans" Fruit he likes at all times, and he does
not believe in the old tropical adage, that 10 is
leaden at night. Fruit at dinner in the even
ing, he thinks, is sometimes pleasant, and not
harmful at all.
AS in eating. so in drinking. Some persons
can partake of what Others cannot. Only one
kind OF wine, Mr.. Depew thinks. should be
drunk. Champagne he regards as the safest,
because IL Is the purest. But if "A person has
a speech to make, he is fool TO drink over
half bottle. Mr.. Depews axiom is: Touch
only one bottle OF wine, but for the sake Of
peace, permit all the glasses to be filed. and
let them stand around the plate like sentinels
in all the c0lors OF the rainbow"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
ADVERTISING.

Ten lines make a square ~ line averages
seven words. Advertisements, per square,
one insertion. 81 90; two insertions 81 81.
Reduced rates on continued advertisements
Local or Reading Notices double rates.
Auction advertisements, Marriages, Funerals
Meetings and Special Notices 81 W per
square each insertion.
Wants. Boarding, For Rent, Lost and Found;
10 cents line. No AdveTtsemcntlns inserted
under these headings for less than 20 cents.
Amusement advertisements 81 80 per square
Special rates for ReekiV Hesos.
We do not insure the insertion Of any adver-
tisement on any specified day or days, nor
do we insure the number OF insertions
within the time required by the advertiser
Advertisements VIII, however. have thelr
full number OF insertions when the ZINE
can be made mp, bpt when accidentally
left out and the number OF insertions can
not be given, the money PAID for the omit
ted Insertions will be returned TO the al
vertiser.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
Making Bimself Asreea bile to MIR. Gosse

from The BOStOn h6cOTd.
When Mr.. Edmund Gosse was lately in our
Canbridge-this story has not been in print,
but we zee no good reason why it should not
be-ne was at dinner at the house of "A famous
novelist. Among the company was a distin-
guished society literary man-that Is, u man
who is a great literary man in society and
great society man among lterateurs. This
gentleman was talking ia very sententiOus
and knowing way, chiefly 10 Mr.. GOsse, about
English society. he youchsafed the opinion
that she wife OF Alma Tademas the painter,
was very interesting aud intelligent per
son; but" he asked. turning to gentleman
who sat next to Mr.. Gosse, do you know who
she is"
The gentleman said he did not.
''She's Epps' COcoa's daughteri'
When the company had sufficiently recov-
cred its breath after this awful revelation OF
the painters wife's plebeian origin, the novel
list, whose guest mir. Gosse was, remarked
quietly:
''She is Mrs. Gosse's sister"
The silence which fell upon the table was
especially crushing in its force upon the so
ciety literary gentleman who had introduced
the bit of snObbery.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

The women Of various places are
olamoring for the establishing Of the
whipping post for wife beaters, and It
would not be surprising il some rural
statesman should rise in the General A.
sembiY Of Georgia this summer aud pro-
pose to amend cur constitution by insert
ins proyiso after the whipping clause
Tor the benefit Of wife beatsrs. There h.
no demand Tor the corporal punishment
Of husband beaters. They very rarely
take up the poker or broomstick unless
they are perfectly iustIhable.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

The scientists Of Cincinnati were great
ly interested one morniug last week when
II was announced that shower Of fish
had just fallen within the city limits.
They FASTENED 20 the spot and found the
report TO be true. Quite q number Of
minnows were picked up in the street
just after rain, and the aforesaid
scientists began to evolve theories to ac-
count for the phenomena. just as they
had decided that the minnOws mad been
carried up ia water spout and dr0nped
there, an old woman broke them oil up
With the statement that her ten-year-old
boy had thrown them out Of n basin, which
he had used as an aquarium, because he
thought they were dying. A good many
scientists need 10 do less tbeonzing ard
more practical thinking.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
BRIGHT BITS.

A BOY in one of the public schools while en-
gagged IN defining words a few days since,
made mistake that was not a mistake. He
said: "a demagOEue is a vessel that holds
beer, wine, gin, whisky or any other kind OF
intoxicating liquor. '--BncbdNge.
"GRANDMA," said young scapegrace, do
old people live very lOng?' sometimes"
said the stern old lady. DO you think YOU
Will live 10 be very oid?" perslsted the hope
ful. II hope" sand the old lady, YEARLY,
that shah live long enough to see you grow
up TO be we'll behaved young man." And
the incorrIslble responded: well. grandma,
you needn't wait, III telegraph. "-BostoH
Commercial BUlIetin.
How doth the busy druggists clerk
Improve each shining hour
BY drawing soda water from
The fount Ia steady shower!
How busly he plies ms hand
In bringing soda forth,
And charges 10 cents for glass
That Is three-quaFters froth.
-BOStoR Gdsette.
GILHooLY says he does not think it is right
to bestOw prOmiscuous charity. a few DAYS
ago beggar met him on Austin avenue and
applied to him for pecunlary assistance After
considerable reflection GlhOoly responded
with reluctant quarter and an eXoressiOn of
sympathy. THANK you. Colonel" said the
tramp, i reckon you knows how a fellow
feels who has no education and has TO dead
beat his way through the wOrld.-ZegGs Sift-
mas.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

The Richmond Dispatch thinks that the
South should take up the cudgels for Mir.
Kelley, and demand that President Cleye.
land resent the protest against his APP
pointment by sending the Austrian Min
ister az Washington back 10 Vienna. The
South doesn't propose 20 do anything Of
the kind. Nr. Kelley got himself into a
couple Of predicamouts by bis own acts
and words while going counter 10 a we'll
known American principle, and the South
will not hold itself IN anywise responsi.
BILE. The South can only express sympa-
thy for Mr.. Kelley for having sold OF his
furniture before he was sure OF a perma-
nent situation abroad There was some
reason why the South should have stood
up for Gen. Lawton, but our Richmond
contemporary could not see O..
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

WANTED. second hand fire proof Safe.
w Address, stating size and price, j B.
BROWN, Ordinary Bryan County, Maiden
Branch, Ga.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
SUMMER LAW SCHOOL.

THE subscriber has REMOVED his LAW
i SCHOOL To ALLENDALE, s. c.. until
October. Young men prepared for advanced
standing at Harvard Law School, the Bar or
Business. Bookkeeping, Commercial ana
Professional course combined. Board ana
Tuition $50 per month For circular address
EDWARD CANTWELL. Alendale, $. O.
OWL, MECHANICAL AND MINING EN-
- GIEEEBiNG az the Rensselaer, P0lytecn-
mic Institute. Troy, y Y. The oldest engl-
neering school I'm America. Next term begins
Scptemhcr 18th. The Register Tor 1855 con,
tains a list Of the graduates FOR the past .,
years, with their positions; also course ol
study, requirements. expenses. etc. Addfe''
DAVID VI. GREENE, Director,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

WANTED, unfurnished room, southern
w exposure, by a single gentleman. Adj
dress, stating terms, IS. A. s." care Morning
News.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

S;eyo Eikins has no lass come forward
with a square denial that be ever owned
any interest in The celebrated Max well
lard grant. steve has not been a8s9ciating
with Blaine 50 many years without having
learned how to deny damaging charges
with az aaldeYil face.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

WANTED, a white boy, about Is years old.
w TO make himself generally useful in a
store; must come well recommended. In
qure at SCHREINER'S.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

ITO RENT, a five room cottage, located
Il south of Anderson street, convenient to
both the Barn ard and whitaker car lines,
Apply to A. n. MANUCY, southwest corner
Of Henry and Montgomery.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

ITO RENT, large south room, furnish or
l. unfinished, with use of bath. at l4O
Liberty street.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02
THURSDAY. JULY ?, 1885.

Registered at the Posi- Office in Savannah as
Second Glass Hesl Aaster.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

also at my studio the finest accessories and
scenery in the city. Call and be convinced
before going elsewhere. Al. HERNIES, JR..
III Congress St, opposite Savannah Market
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

TOR RENT, rooms, furnished or unfur-
a nished, singly or fiat. 1853 South Broad.
EOR RENT. three o. stores in The Arse
A mar building; possession given Oct l,
1885. WILLIAM GARRARD, Chairman
Building Committee
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

VA ANTED, each and all 10 know that until
w further notice the price Of my Well
known Cabinet Photographs will be So per
dozen. The standard quality of my produc-
tions is a sufficient guarantee of the work.
HAVENE
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-07-02

E3OR SALE, a large lot OF Planed No. 3
Il Flooring, Ceiling and Weather boarding
at IS so per 1000 in yard; 10000 feet Of Sxe-2N
at So 80 per 1000 in yard; Boards at IS per 900
IN yard; Scantllng at 81 per LOCO in yard.
Lumber yard Taylor and East Broad streets.
REPPARD s. co,
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ENANTED, a boy IN Wholesale Grocery:
w must write good hand, be quick ana
correct at figures and willing to work. Al
dress, in own handwriting, "W. ~ this Office,
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For Sale.

NHOICE CANTELEUPES received from
~ "Beau1eu" every morning. For sale by
A. II. CHAMPION, 154 Congress street.
DYAN'S ART GALLERY, Congress street
III instantaneous CABINET photographs
will be SO per dozen until oct. /. Nineteen
years photographing for the public in this
city speaks for itself and needs no gas
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making my Cabinet Photographs for So
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DINE TIMBER FOR SALE.-I offer for
l sale body of 5000 acres Of good PINE
TIMBER near railroad. Address
j. Il. BAKER,
Alapsha, Ga.
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WANTED, the public to know that am
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per dozen; best Of work warranted. have
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w ANTED, Live Oak, u inches ana up in