New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-27
THE TALK or THE DAY

LIE IALh VI The DAf.
The propretors OF resorts complain already
the bad weather and the prospects for dull season One
of them said the other day: There was a time wher
Americans satisfied with the pleasures offered
the resorts in this country and they spent their seasons
at them II seems as II they all had the European
for they go to Europe I'm great numbers This Of
course makes business dull with us. II they would
remain in this country and spend much money fos
railroad fare aud hotel bills here they do that
country, business would be much better and railroad
stock would DO worth more"
president Cleveland has the people at HIS bag saws
TIE Philadelphia Times Certainly large proportion OF
.he Democrats may be said to occupy that position
toward hm-sith feet raised to plant Kick. a. the
Shaughrauh about the bite or the dog matter
where"-lst Louis Globe-Democrat
Aparty of miners from San Francisco about to eoh
the mines ALASKA the schooner Bonanza. originally
built by Ralston as a yacht
The last number OF The Art Age is illustrated with
PniIistine calls printing in colors,s With photo.
engraving OF figure drawing by Mr. T. de Ilulstruh
Rd STSes Mn w fns' N she sss
teal and valuable lecture upon Modern Bookonalng'
married. in this number.
Anew edition Of the collected works Of Lord Tennyssa
promised 1t the fair presumption that his poem
1.-THE Fleet" will form part Of it. That could hardly
be called a" collected" work.
THE BoARDERs MORNING soLrLoQUY.
How swift the hours of sleep glide by!
hear the sparrows Ginning,
The mackcrel pedler's screening cry
Procaims that days beginning
Once to dress must bcgin,
Tie shines out in splendor
And hear the thud Of the rolling pin
That makes the beefsteak tender.
-lBoston Courier.
"Forty drulksrds! Why. I'll have to send right upa
the Central for help" calculated policeman At the
Union Depot early last sening when a. telegram was
for forty Dunkards, who will arrive on the Lake shore
The officer OF the law was dispeled when he was ia
formed that the Dunkards were re ous sect similar to
the Shakers and the Ahmlsh -LCleyeland Leader.
The Brunonial, published twice a week during tns
college year by stuients OF Brown University. easily
ranks among the best college publications. and in both
makeup aud matteris most excellent little paper. II
- conspicuous example OF the fact that college journal
ism generally has improved very much during the past
few years.
Mrs. Logan has chance to make that most salts
john, and that's where she is right lsrrngned
Union.
London has a window-cleanng company.
Alfred Wayne Of Fort Plain has lately patented RAD.
trains pass station. The indicator is composed ofa
clock set In about eight feet above the ground
looks like that OF ordinary clocks the hands
stationary except when train the track
where the indicator Is attacbe when the hands suddenly
10 the hour minute and second giving the correct
time when the train passes The hands point at this time
until another train passes when they move ahead as De-
West Shore in Fort Plain Saturday. Union
This is tho way in which Western liquor dealer
bnes business with conversion in an advertisement.
Having experienced change Of heat through the
blessed efforts OF Brother b. and Sister s. desire to
state my numerous friends and patrons that the
end of the month shall retire from the aceursa
liquor traffic forever. Until that time my stock hand
will be offered at greatly reduced rates. Come one
come ALI"
What u Is coming TO. He--@will you be my wife
Claribelp She" With pleasurs, Henry" He sup
pose you furnish references from your last has-
bandl' She" Oh. yes that Is II happen to see him.
| haven't him since divorced. But can
leve you will kindly keep the place open until
can %e to my % ns Se you the best
Just after the Inauguration of the President, Wash
ngton filled with those picturesque statesmen who
prefer ping tobacco to everything but whiskey tits
now stated that most OF these men have gone home.
much to the regret OF the Washington tobacconists
The world now makes use Of 600 miles submarine
cable mostly for the Turpose q sdyertlsns travelling
ever heard o. - Lowell Citizen
An Arizona man has stopped taking an agricultural
paper He the editor asking to get rid Of
Tho IN the next issue Of the paper
. Kill them."
Frank. Mrs. A." Sometimes think that II sboald
week Mrs DO yCSi g never s feel that wayi
but then. my husband is very different kind of
him" Mrs. A But he asked YOU" Mrs. q. - Not
didn't wait TO be asked thought too much Of him
TO put him to much mental suffering as that would
have caused ~ Boston Transcript
Now that in Canada is over. the people
Stunning their perennial fight with the Government with
unabated ardOr.
VIII It be necessary for pilots in New-YOrk harbor 10
call 1t hereafter Sheo Gateft Baltimore American.
Phologically considered, there is nothing diff
hopne" tie Iowa substitute lager beer.
The 80" Ia not short. many suppose, hut Is always
long. IL Is at all events pronounced in England
where - Here's hopine was household phrase my
years ago aud Is still in daily by OF best
drtnkers.-l Boston Advertiser.
~Clara Belle wants TO know what young man WONT
do he's In love. Wen. he won't eat oDons, he WORT
give his attention TO his business he won't poorly
aundered shirt he won't TO see his girl until ne ass
oiled his hair and scented his pocket handkerchief 10
won't his girl at night until he hears the step Of her
exasperated father the stairs he won't believe his gun
is anything but angel for lie never her hanging
the washing with SIX clothes pins In her mouth at enc
time lie won't take for answer when lac is part
ing with her the stoop and asks for Just one no
wOnt-but what's the use 0i goins furtheri Give ws
harder one, Clara Boston Courier
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