The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1885-10-29
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THURSDAY, OCT. 20, 1885.
HIS HONOR AND BlJAh.


Moses Taylor, | can't have it.
no, | can't and won't!"
These words were addressed by |
his Honor to tall and weary-look-
ing colored man of an uncertain age,
who promptly inquired:
"Jedge, was dat ear remark i'm
pressed TO meP'
"Of course l mean you'll"
can what has | bin dom ~
Last night at 10 o'clock you
were lively drunk, and you waltzed
your way up one street and down
another, singing at the top of voice:
I'm Chicago there lives, as I've often
been told
Such sweet Guild gal us you seldom
An she sighs fur to marry some barber
so bold.
An dat same bold barber am sartingly
me-
eyes, that was the song that you
sung, Moses, and heard it myself
IAN am l gwine to be bounced
up de spout fur singin' ~
"You disturbed the peace. When
an officer ordered you to cease sing
ing and stagger home you refused.
Indeed you struck a new key and
went off on:
s'De spring time am heah-de autumn
leaf am fallin'-
DE snow am on de ground, an de sum-
mer pasSeth by:
De winter wind am howlin'-de daisies
am in blossom
An de cluckin' of de hens shows dat
Christmas draweth nigh.
"Moses, that singing will cost
you So"
81 hain't got it, sab
"Then you'll have to go up for
thirty
"Dat's shameful, sah-de shame
fullest thing l cher heard on! l
wouldn't do dat on you if you were
de las man on airth Goodbye,
Jedge-you'll lib to wish you
hadn't
lie COULD.
"Can l get q civil answer to q
civil question: queried Horace
Walpole Smith as Bijah left him in
front of the desk.
''You can, sir"
"Then | want to know why in
gimcrack and Gineral Jackson l
have been locked up here and treated
ar &c bo1 M foalipUS ~
"Softly, prisoner Smith-softly !!
No man ever yet helped his case in
court by showing bad temper. The
charge against you is drunkenness.
"You don't say"
"But do. You were too drunk
to drive your team home, and were
brought down here. Do you re-
member of drinking anything?'
"Why-why, I had two or three
glasses of beer
"Did you experience any peculiar
sensations"
"Why, felt sleepy"
''Do you remember of seeing the
lamp-posts whirlipg around and the
buildings trying to dodge your
Eyes, believe 1 do. Say, Squar,
must have been drunk"
"Of course you were"
'tWall, l swan! Then that's the
way drunk comes Say, Squar' -
"Well."
'sI'm guilty. Here's So to settle
the case. Don't say another word
but let me skip! Pm ashamed tt
look decent man in the face, ant
it seems as if my wife was going tt
enter that door every minit!"
"You may CO."
Thanks! Squar', you're a gen
tleman? The fust bari of cider
make this fall goes into your cellar!
WHY SHE wEPT.
She was a very middle-age'
woman. She was also possessed o
1870 pounds of fat and large ant
well selected stock of tears, sigh
and "Oh! dears!' She stood o.
the mark and wiped her weepin
eyes on polka-dot-apron whic
hadn't been washed Tor tnrec weeks
"Polly Gaines, this is sad, sal
world" observed his Honor at last
eyes, sir-awful, awful sad -
"Sorrow stalketh up and dow
the land, Polly"
"Yes, sir, she does"
Sand the tears of the unfortunat
would float the ships of the trul,
happy"
Eyes, sir-you are right. 1t doe
me good to have you talk to me i
this way. Go on, Judge
"Why has your weeping-machin
been set in motion this morning
Polly!"
"Thinking of my dead husban
and children, sir"
sab! being drunk last night ha
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