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Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-02

PHk united States Marshal at New York
rested Ernest Pernert on the 22d on
EEHpiaint OF the German Consul. 1t is
[[esed that on the night of the 9th of
|a' 1884, he set fire to the house Of one
fISeh, IN the city of Berlin. Germany.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-02

|dl limitinua legislature has just passed
ktSts-a.ng the rental of telephones in
kaof s sfs 10 % per month, with a reduc-
NJ br - cents when two or more are
snm. n0 same firm. The telephone has
Nd, of PUBIC necessity, but it is in the
Enna a. . powerful monopoly who have
b f,o. y, inously rich within a short
Spo,al - 'ue ourdensome tax they have
h. haa upon the people. New inventions
ahs snsa qulckiy bought up or outlawed
subi. immense capital, thus leaving
tht n.y. oa sIiii to suffer. There seems to
sro,sa.w e way by which the people can
d, s.s ''ed' Z and that is by State iegisla-
saUrL,' 'ae example of Indiana should
followed by every other State.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-02

y uelerence to the wishes of the Italian
Y. ssrnmant, A NJ. Kelly, recently ap-
'l'7a United States Minister at Rome,
! ~ requested to resign, and he has done
lis speech against King Victor Eman-
several years ago was not forgotten.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-02

|nony ,ba na1cn-box has been found
FfsIar p u5 effects alleged to belong to
Nm ' A. VINO was murdered in ST. Louis.
ksraon "aile Hugh NJ. Brooksn marked
\. Hnr, - a Ticket to Frisco was sold to
rbs.sa A. Brooks. The question now
Fa '' 'n'S Is not the supposed Max
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-02

Eorl g.. c.S-'NAsSr of hard ware from New
(oms suts9 e nas been seized by the Gus
Ire j, nOii'ies na Of Ottawa, Canada, who
lrsct - possession Of information to the
bv nr;son1 "' ,ne goods were manufactured
koods iut. 'ao0r' " The Importation of such
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
30, Lor', Hit Inn Againi"

In the eaAy days of Methodism in Scot
land, certain congregation, where there
was but one rich man, desired to build a
new chapel. A church meeting was held.
The old rich Scotchman rose and said
brethren, we dinna need a new chapel
III give f5 for repairs"
Just then a bit of plaster falling from the
ceiling hit him on the head.
Looking up and seeing how bad it was, he
SAID: brethren it's worse thon l THOUGHT
III make it so pun"
oh, Lord, " exclaimed devoted brother
on a back seat, him i'm again!"
There are many human tabernacles
which are in sore need of radical building
over, but we putter and fuss and repair in
spots without satisfactory results. 1t is
only when we are personally alarmed at
the real danger that we act Independently
and do the right thing. Then it is that we
most keenly regret because we did not
sooner use our Judgment, follow the advice
born OF the experience of others, and Jump
away from our perils.
Thousands of persons who will read this
paragraph are in abject misery to-day,
when they might be in q satisfactory con-
dltlon. They are weak, lifeless, full of odd
aches and pains, and every year they know
they are getting worse, even though the
best doctors are patching them in spots.
The origin OF these aches and pains is the
kidneys and liver, and if they would build
these all over new with Warmers safe cure,
as millions have done, and cease investing
their money in miserably unsuccessful
patchwork, they would be well and happy,
and would bless the day when the Lord
"hit 'em" and indicated the common-sense
course for them to pursue.-LondOn Press
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
PERSONALITIES.

THE baby blanket Of Samuel Adams
is on exhibition in a Boston store win
dow.
The University Of Tennessee has
made Brother Talmage, OF New York,
D. D.
THE Council of the Seine, Paris, has
voted to remove Voltaire's heart from
the National Library to the Panthe-
on.
PROF. L. E. RICHARDS, the Yale pc
destrian, has walked / 900 miles thus
far this year for pleasure. Last year
he made 2,1OO.
ZUCKERToRT, the famous chess-play-
er, recently played forty games IN
Berlin simultaneously, blindfolded,
and won them all.
III. 0. HoUGHTON, of the publishing
firm of Houghton. Miff1in & Co., has
recently been elected director OF the
Revere Bank, of Boston.
In the novels produced during the
past year it is estimated that 372 OF
the heroines have been blondes, and
only 100 brunettes.
NJ. BARTHoLDI, of Paris, the sculp-
tor who created the great Liberty
statue for New York harbor, is to Wis
it the United States in September.
HEINRICH JUENGER recently died in
the San Antonio poor house. After
his death it was discovered that he
was an heir to a title and rich estate
in Germany.
MORE than 1000 persons who yot-
ed at the suggestion Of the Philadel-
phia Press decided that Harriet
Beecher Stowe was the most popular
living novelist; that Webster was the
greatest of American orators, and
"Evangeiine" the most popular poem.
THE great French chemist, Chevreul,
hopes to celebrate the Tooth anniver-
sary of his birthday in August. He is
total abstainer from all spirituous
liquors, and is in full possession of all
his senses, frequently lecturing to the
students of the Jardin DIES Plantes, in
Paris.
HARRY GARFIELD, son of the martyr
president, takes a professorship, in
st. Paul School, at Concord, n. H.,
where heprepared for Williams College,
and his brother, who was the young
est member of the recent graduating
class at Williams, will study law at
New York.
Mrs. J. E. B. STUART, widow of the
dashing young confederate cavalry
general, is visiting her father, Gen.
Philip st. George Cooke, at Detroit,
Mich. Mrs. Stuart married six months
before the war broke out, and the
father and son-in-law entered the OPP
posing armies.
THE sale Of Gen. Grant book prom
Uses to leave a fortune of at least
100000 to his survivors. Hereceives
20 per cent. of the profits of the sales.
This will amount to good fraction
over dollar a volume. Three hun
dred thousand copies of the book are
already ordered.
The new Lord Chancellor of En-
gland, Lord Halsbury, has signalized
his accession to the woolsack by the
creation of a considerable number of
Queens Counsel, a step which his pred
ecessor, Lord Selborne, some months
ago, and in spite OF pressure brought
to bear upon him, refused to take.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
a Michigan Concern Enjoined,
from the Rochester Morning Herald I

From the Rochester Morning Herald
The following injunction has been OBJ
tanned by the Hop Bitters Company, OF
Rochester. N. Y, against Collatinus D.
Warner, OF Reading Michigan, prohibiting
him from manufacturing or selling 1" German
Hop Bitters."
THE President Of the United States OF america
to CoHatfnus d. Warner, of Reading Mich
his servants, wOrkmen, statesmen and agents
and each and every of them:
Whereas it has been represented unto the
Justices of our Circuit Court, the Hon.
Stanley Matthews, and the Hon. Henry B.
Brown, at Detroit, within and for said Dis
trict, sitting as Court of Chancerv, that
you, Collatinus D. Warner, are manufacture
ing and selling medicine named German
Hop Bitters, in fraudulent imitation of the Hop
BitterS made and sold by complainant; your
said medicine being devised, calculated and in
tended to 1nislcad the public into purchasing
s1cn counterfeit goods as the manufacture OF
the complainant.
We therefore, in consideration of the premises,
DO strictly enjoin you, the said CoIatinus d.
Warner, and all and every the persons before
named from using the words "HOp Bitters" on
any fluids contained in bottles so as to induce
the belief that such fluids made bycompla:n-
ant and further, from manufacturing selling or
Offering for sale any bitters or otherfluids in the
bottles and with the labels. and in the gener IL
form III which you were manufacturing and sell
Ing the bitters called by you German Hop Bit.
tiers, on the filing of the bill; or in any other
bottles, or with any other labels contrived or
designed to represent induce the belief that
OF the complainant until the further order of
Court.
Witness
The HONORABLE MORRISON R. WAITE
Chief Justice of the United States
AtDetro1t, this fifteenth day ofJuly, A. Z. 1885.
II. 8. WALTER S. MARSHA, Clerk
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
A Recollection of Rives.
ben: PerleV POOre.l


John G. Rives, who died IN April,
1864, came to Washington during
Gen. Jackson's administration as a
clerk in the treasury. He was an ex-
pert with the rife, and his good shoot
ing at a match on the White House
lot was the beginning of his acquaint-
ance with Frank Blair, with whom he
was for many years in partnership.
He subsequently originated the publ
cation Of the debates of Congress in
the Globe, and amassed a fortune,
which his sons soon spent after his
decease. He was man of ungracious
presence but of gracious nature, who
came upon the stage Of public life here
just as the stars OF the last century
were passing away, and his true heart
was always inspired by recollections
Of their pure and virtuous examples.
He was Industrious. He was upright.
He was sincere. The poor deeply
mourned his loss, and hosts of friends
missed his rough-hewn, ungainly, awk-
ward figure, which enshrined a noble
heart. The names of departed heroes
and of statesmen are written upon
enduring bronze and stately marble,
but the monument of John G. Rives
is his series of congressional reports,
which will doubtless be perpetuated,
not only Sin memoriam" but pro bo-
no DubHcO,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

NV mind flies and the heavy weight of care
TIE earth inhict- upon it, clings anear
The rough mold of its burden-haunted lair
This sorrow scared and bowlder hearted
sphere.
'Tis not through hatred of the envious crowd,
Nor all the filings of contumehous spleen
That they heap on the better faculty;
Nor yet the barren browed
And clamored contradictions of the men,
That on the wings of discomfort fly.
Oh, for some distant realm of happiness,
Floating and far away, that eye hath not
Lit on its structures, nor might deep thought
guess
It's rapt tranquility or beauteouS plot
Oh for a prospect filed with halcyOn rest,
Not dinned by harsh and quarreling discon-
tents
Where sunken cheeks enfeeble not the air.
Nor mad me-tainted breast
D1SSOlyeS her sweet ConcOrdant elements,
When filled with jealous venom and despair.
We comet We comet OIL haven OF repose,
Not for the brief excursion of an hour,
But with the rush of time, whose shadows close
Around our life, like evenings round a tower
When the low, westering sun through cloudy
rents
Darts forth its airy gold upon one side,
While on the other gloom already plays,
And nights habilimentS
Unrumpled float, and slowly trail their wide
And somber fantasy DER earths dark ways.
Boston Transcript.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
Brought Home in q Wagon.

LOUISVILLE, Ky.-Mr. J. Helmus,
Vice-President of the City Brewery,
was brought home in wagon, carried
up stairs by two of his men and laid
on the bed. He was suffering with a
severe attack of rheumatism contract
ed in the ice vaults of the brewery. He
refused to have doctor, but dis
patched a servant for O. bottle of st.
Jacobs Oil, with the result that in one
week he was entirely cured and able to
return to his desk.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
A Useful Eel.
From the Utica Observer. ]

[FFOm Uhe Ut1Ca UDserVer.J
The new barge Dakota, which ar
rived at Ogdensburg last week, laden
with coal from Oswego, was found on
the trip down to be leaking, SO much
so that thepumps had to be kept con-
stantly going to keep her clear. Sud
denly, however, the leak stopped, and
she arrived seemingly tight at the
Burg. After discharging her coal the
capta ain had her hauled out at the
ship-yard, when he found an inch and
half augur hole in her bilge in which
was tightly damned a large eel, which
at once accounted for the sudden
stoppage of the leak.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
Prof. RiIey's Locust Banquet.
From a Washington letter.


Prof. Riley, the entomologist, has
had to stand good deal of chatting
upon his cicada diet, but the agricult-
wrists who were here the other day
took the palm for guying from
the newspaper men. The visitors
we're given a dinner at the Ebbitt by
Commissioner Colman and his staff.
There the conspiracy eliminated.
'sYou may give me q locust stew in
milk, to commence with" one Of the
guests said gravely, in a full, firm
voice to the waiter at his elbow.
The darkey looked mystifed, but
passed to thenext and asked, "What'll
you take, boss?"
t'I'll take deviled locusts," was the
solemn reply.
"scalloped locusts," said Number
Three.
"a little locust favored with roach, y
was the fourth order, and still not a
smile.
The waiter hesitated. 'Boss," he
asked, sis all this on the bill?"
Certainly" was the response.
"Boss, please call me this in plain
English, so / can ak the cook"
SO the perplexed African was sent
back to the kitchen to find out if the
Ebbltt larder contained any cicada
septendecim or tredecim. He returned
IN a few minutes and announced with
elaborate hourishes that ''de cicadas
had been out two weeks, sah.''
By this time the whole body of agri
culturists was thoroughly alive to the
situation. Prof. Riley could hold III
no longer. "This thing has gone fal
enough" he almost shouted. "Gen
tlemen, I'll set up the wine and you'll
take something to eat besides locusts.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
InnDOrtant.

When you visit or leave New York city
save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire,
and stop at the Grand Union Hotel,
opposite Grand Central Depot; 600 elegant
rooms fitted up at cost of one million
dollars, reduced to 81 and upwards per
day. European plan. Elevator. Restau-
rant supplied with the best. Horse cabs,
stage, and elevated railroad to all depots'
Families can live better for less money at
the Grand Union than at an frst-class
hotel in the CITY.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
Prosecute the swindIeys.

If when you call for Hop Bitters the Druggist
green cluster of Hops on white label, shun that
Druggist as you would a viper; and if he has
taken your money for bogus stuff, indict him
for the fraud and sue him for damages for the
swindle, and we will reward you literally for the
conviction.
See U. S. Court Injunction against G. D. War
ner, Reading. Mich, and all his statesmen, agents,
druggists and other imitatOrs
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

THE habit Of proceedingt to New York
a few days after the Fourth of July,
each year, is an old one in the jewelry
business, and all the manufacturers OF
jewelry and many statesmen from
abroad are there at that time. Often
S1,OOO,OO0 worth of jewelry changes
owners inside of q few DAYS,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

For dyspepsia, indigestion, depression OF
spirits and general debility, in their various
forms, also as a preventative against fever
and ague and other intermittent fevers, the
-Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya,"
made by Caswell Hazard & Co., New York,
and sold by all druggists, is the best tonic;
and for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness. it has no equal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

For diseases of horses and cattle, moth
ing compares with Veterinary Carbolisalve.
1t is the only preparation that leaves no
scar and invariably grows the hair in it's
original color. Sold by druggists for so
cents and 81 90.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

MUCH of the "moaning of the deep,
deep sea" heard at Coney Island is
undoubtedly caused by the playing OF
the brass bands.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

Miss CLARA BARTON, the head of the
Red Cross Society, is now an invalid
in Danville, her New England home.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

USE Frazer Axle Grease, tits the best in
the world-will wear twice as long as any
other
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05
WheraYar Malaria Exfats.

The bilious are it's certain prey. In intermittent
and remittent foyer, dumb ague and ague cake.
the liver is always seriously affected, and the
blood contaminated with bile. One Of the chief
reasons why Hostctter's Stomach Bitters is such
sure defense against chiIls and fever and every
form of malarial disease. is, that it does away
with liability to the disease, by reforming tr-
regularity of the hillary organ in advance Of the
arrival OF the season when the disease is prcva-
lent. There is finer fortifyinS prepaTative
for those about visiting eEiCrating to a To-
cality where the miasma- faint exists. There is
no certain immunity from disease in an endem @
or epidemic form, to be secured by The use OF
the average tonics and anti-spasmodics. But
where Qunine fails the Bitters succeeds both in
preventing and curing. Moreover, it removes
every vestige OF dyspepsia, and overconles con-
stipation, rheumatism, inactivity of the kid
news and bladder, and tranQuillizes and
strengthens the nervous system.
WIFE, wish you would get your
life insured for SIS, 900, my dear! Hus-
band-1 was thinking of getting it in
sured for $4,000. Wife-Do you
think you can? Husband-Certainly.
Why not? Wife-I supposed the COM
panies refused to insure anything for
more than it's worth
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-08-05

Two neighbors sitting on their door
steps, said they remembered distinctly
to have seen an old beggar leaving the
house, accompanied by a great, gaunt
black dog, which, as i6 walked along,
kept eating something something
brown, which it's master was giving It,.
The same evening the old woman
returned home. That night she slept
well.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1885-07-25

and hysterical. He hated to be beat
EN- at his own game, but In less
than a minute he had resumed his
former complacency, Then he start
ed Off at the rate of two hundred
words q minute.
"Wher ! represented these Unit
ed States at the Court Of St James
that's in London, you know
II remember the time. That's
the year / was elected President Of
Mexico replied Dempsey.
II was livin' in London in d fine
house. Ny youngest sister. who
was beautiful young lady, was liv-
in with me there, and she had
q beautiful tortoise-sheli cat. The
cat was sitting in the winder, and,
lookin across the street, she saw in
the winder Of the house opposite an
other tortoise-shcll cat that was a
heap prettier than she was. NY
sisters cat got so jealous that she
jest howled and howled. and, then
she began to NOPE around, for cats
are jest like women. My sister was
in the room dressin' to GO to ball
at Buckingham Palace, and to make
herself look prcttier she powdered
her face. The cat watched and no.
ticcd how much the powder improv-
ed my sisters face. As soon as my
sister left the room, what does her
cat de but get up on the bureau and
powder her face all over, and then
she sits herself in the winder and
looked across the street at the other
cat in proud and naughty manner,
rs much rs to say: "Now I'm pow
dered; I'm more stylish looking than
you are | hope | may die and 60
to hades IL next day the other cat
hadn't powdered her face, too
"You area liar" said Dempsey ],
waiting chair at Smoot.
"You are another" said Smoot.
1t took six men to untangle them,
and they were never friendly after
ward.
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Notions and Fancy Goods,
B1- Common sense teaches you

E1g@ Common sense teaches you
that the nature Of a coac differs a0ide-
ly from that Of a horse or any other
beast; that cattle get entirely differ
cnt diseases than horses or other animals,
and consequently IL takes different med
iciase for each. TO increase quality and
quantity Of milk, butter, flesh and fat, ii
requires @ medicine to iHDigordte the tiU-
en-, to secrete more and healthy bile; that
the food is not only digested, but also db-
sor0ed By the system and charged toith
ingredients as nature needs to yield the
largest profit To obtain this, fotIoW the
adUice Of thousands Vho haze enjoVed ats
benefits for gears, and feed O tablespoon
fuJ of the Farmers Union Cattle P0Wdey
every other day.
To purity the blood, cleanse the system
especially at this time of the gear feed
Lehigh Cattle Ponder to cattle, sheep,
sUtne and poultry, and DuUoys Horse
and Mule Ponder to horses and mules.
These goods haze been used and gtven
full SATISFACTION by oar best farmers for
the last ticenty-eight gears /; so do not sac
gifce your opn benefit by being misled
NTH flaming circulars, funny Gtmanacs
and boister0us advertisements.
For sale here by h. @ WILLIAMS,
IN. q BRO, and e0ery good country
store. m23-3m
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Smart DoEA and Cats.
THE TWO LIARS TRY CONCLUSIONS
AGAIN.

GIVING SORT or MoTHER-IN-LAw HINT
THE JEALOUS CAT THAT POWDERED
THE DISCIPLES or ANANIAs BECOME EN-
TANGLED
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ASK for Ayers Sarsaparilla, and do
rot be persuaded To take any other.
Sold by all druggists.
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Listen tD Your Wife.

The Manchester GUARDIAN, June s,h, 1888
says
Al one of the
"Windows'
Looking on the woodland waysl With
of May blossoms ! Il There was II inter-
est;ng group.
II included one who had been "cotton
spinner bnt was nov so
Paralyzed II
That he could only bear 10 lie in u reclin-
ing position.
This refers to my case.
was Attacked twelve years ago with
Locomotcr Ataxy"
"a paralytic disease ofnerye fibre rarely ev-
er cured)
and was for several years barely able TO get
about
And for the last Five years not able to at
tend TO my business, altt ough
Many things have been done for me.
The last experiment being Nerve stretching.
Two years ago ! went into the
Home for Tncurables Near Manchester,
in May, 1882
lam no Advocate; ''For an thing in
the shape of patent Medicines?
And made many objections 10 my dear
wite's constant urging to try Hop Bitters,
but finally to pacify her
Consente5
had not quite finished the first bottle
when felt a change come over me. This
was Satu' day, November Cd. On Sunday
morning felt so strong said to my room
companions, al was sure could
"Walk
So star ed across the floor and back.
hardly knew how to contain myself.
was all over the house | ain gaining
strength each day, and can walk quite safe
without any
'Stick -
Or Support.
am now at my own house, ana hope
soon to be able 10 earn my own living
again. ] have been member Of the Man
chester
''Royal Exchange
For nearly thirty years and was most
heartily Congratulated on going into the
room on Thursday last. Very gratefully
yonrs john BLACKBURN
MANCHESTER Eng. Dec, "a. 1888,
Two years later am perfectly well.
ge- None genuine without q bunch Of
green Hops on the white label. Shun all
the vile, poisonous stuff with "Hop" or
"Hops" in their name.
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Spa" said little boy to his IA
Their, on their arrival in st. Louis,
II didn't know people in this city
had wings"
Wings? Certainly not" replied
the father.
"Then what are those thinks that
stick up SO high?"
flush, my boy" said the father,
in an undertone; "you mustn't speak
so loud. Those are ears
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BuckIen's Arnica SaIve.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter. Chapped Hands, Cailblains
Corns, and all Skin hruptioue, and positive
ly "ares Pilee, or no pay required II is
warranted to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded. Price % cent per box