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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-04-14

I OCATkD IN THE BEAUTIFUL VILLAGE
/ of San Mateo, on the Southern Pacific Rail-
road. 81 miles from san Francisco. Established
in 1865. Fourteen instructors Of reputation aud
ability. The buildings extensive, are heated
by steam and are in every way arranged for the
health and comfort of the cadets. Trinity Session
began July 24th, and the Easter Session Will COM
mence January s, 1885.
For further Information and catalogue, just
out, address
REV. ALFRED LEE BREWER, NJ. A.
5e-ap9-d6w-jy9 Principal
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-04-14
SALE OF SPIRITS TO NATIVE RACES.

The ADVERTISER recognizes the
importance of the question involved
In the sale of spiritueus liquors to alb
original races on moral, but mainly
so upon sanitary grounds. 1t under
stands that there is great difficulty
surrounding it, more especially in
mixed communities, where the native
races have been partially civilized, and
have adapted themselves to the usages
OF Christian civilization more or less.
This question has divided our own
community more than any other, and
1t is likely to beget division in the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-04-14
A GREAT NEWSPAPER.

and most complete paper published In the King
dom. Having been thoroughly remodeIed in all
Its departments, 1t VIII be found to be uniformly
bright, newsy and reliable. Being intended speci-
ally for the family circle, it will contain nothing
offensive to morals refined taste. Arrange
ments have been perfected for giving complete
digest Of the worlds news up to latest date in
addition to all the local and general news of the
Kingdom. Correspondence, detailing facts, is in
Vited from all parts of the Islands. Orders for
subscriptions should be addressed to the Manager.
THE WEEKLY p. G. ADVERTISER is mailed to
subscribers at s. per annum, payable in advance.
Remittances may be made by P. o. Order.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-04-14

will yet spring up, where all the arts
of industry can be practiced, and the
unhappy victims of Intoxicating
drinks can find safety and rest" Be
that as it may, the fact is very in
structive to the Hawaiian people.
This Independent action of the rum
besotted N1aoris is the best answer
that can be given to the statement
that the Kanakas, without regard to
sex, would vote for spirit licenses.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-04-14
STEAMER LEHUA,
davies, Command

(DaVleS, COmmanuefl
VIII leave regularly for Paauhau, KOhOalcle,
Ookala, Kukaiau, HonOhina, LaupahoehOe, HaKa-
lau and OnOmea.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-04-14

Mr. w Alfred Stephens, an English gem
tleman, of London, was u passenger by the
Australia yesterday. He, with his servant
were booked through 10 the Coast, but
CHANGING to meet an old friend among our
Honolulu residents, he has concluded to re-
main over short time, intending to so on
again in one of the o. S. S. steamers.
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Hawaiian Jockey Club.

Running Race; half-mile dash open to all
weight for age.
2-QUEEN'S PLATE.
Trotting Race; mile heats to harness; best in
3 for Hawaiian bred horses only.
8-HAWAIIAN JOCKEY CLUB CUP.
A sweepstake of $50 added cup to be won for
two consecutive times by the same person; one
mile dash; open to all three-year-Olds. Sealed
nominations, inclOsing fee of $40, to be sent TO
before , P. NJ. on the 4th day of June Final
ceptances as to the balance of sweepstakes on
before p NJ. on the 10th of June.
4-GOYERNOR DOMINIS' CUP.
Sweepstake of $50 added. Running Race
g, mic dash open to all two-year old Hawaiian
hrc'i horses entries closed on August l, 1854
5-KING'S PLATE.
lrotting Race; mile heats, best in 5 open
To- all.
6-KAHUKU CUP.
Running Race mile DASH open to all Ha-
waiian-bred horses weight for age.
7-RECIPROCITY CUP.
Running Race; IA mile dash; free for all;
weight for age.
GENTLEMEN RACE.
Trottng or Pacing; mile and repeat; open to
all horses that have never beaten three minutes;
owners to drive, to road wagon.
9-PONY RACE.
Running Race; mile dash; open to all ponies of
81 hands or under.
O-KAMEHAMEHA PLATE.
Running Race; mile dash; open to all;
weight for age.
Applications for stalls to be made to the Secre-
tary.
Amount of purses will be given ON or before
June /, 1885.
All running races to be under the rules of the
Hawaiian Jockey Club.
All trottng races to be according to the rules of
the National TrotCing Association.
Entries close at P. NJ. on Monday, June 8th,
at the office of c. o BERGER, Secretary, with
the exception of races Nos 3 and 4.
6S-apl3-d c. o. BERGER, Secretary.
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STEAMER NIOKOLU,
lMcGregor, Commander,

lMcGregor, Commander,
Leaves Honolulu each wednesday for kaunaka-
kai. KamaIO, PukoO, MOanui Halawa, Wailau,
Pelel1unu and Kalaupapa; returning, leaves PuHoo
Friday Al NJ. for Lahaina; leaves Lahalna SATURDAY
for Pukoo Remaining Sunday, and arriving at
Honolulu Monday evening.
LEsy- The Company win not be responsible for
any freight or packages unless rcceipted for, nor
for personal baggage unless plainly marked. Not
responsible for money or jewelry unless placed IN
charge of the Purser.
All possible care will be taken of Live Stock but
the Company will not assume any risk of accident
SAM'L q. WILDER, President.
). B. ROSE, Secretary.
OFFICE-Corner Fort and Queen streets.
23-1y Mar 80
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL.

NJ. Ellis, of San Francisco. returned
home yesterday from Marysyiile.
]. II. Kerr and daughter, of Elk Grove
arrived yesterday from the south.
Samuel Daniels came up from San Fran
cisco yesterday, on his way TO Chico.
S. 2. HoSkins and wife, of Grizzly Flat
came up yesterday from San Francisco.
Dr.. NJ. Gardner leaves tomorrow morn
ing for his ranch in Shasta county. and
will be back Wednesday next.
Miss D. Woolf, of Stockton, who has
been visiting at the residence of Daniel
Flint, returned home yesterday.
Controller Dunn returned yesterday from
a trip to the southern portion of the State
with the State Board of Equalization.
Jacob Miller, wife and daughter have ar
rived here from Chicago, and will remain a
year. MI. Miller is father of John Miller
Fritz Il Miller-and brother of NJ Miller
of 920 Ninth street.
Mr.. Duncan and party came I'D TO the
city last evening III the Ohio and Missis-
sippi Railroad Company'S special car, on
their way TO Truckee, and will return by
train No. tonight.
The Bric-a-Brac Club held a meeting at
the residence of Mrs. W u Hughson last
evening Preparatory steps were taken
with view to a possible excursion by the
club membership in June. DR.. Hunting
ton was elected an honorary member.
Arrivals at the Capital Hotel yesterday
W. Il. PendgaSt, s. Bartlett. San Francisco;
James Gorgord, Woodland; H T Hug
gins. Clarksburg; 7. j. Flanagan, Red
Bluff; H. A. Johnston, Charles Anderson,
Franklin: :. G.. Little Dixon Mrs f.
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VIII be Boys,

And ere they are a dozen years
old cost parents, schoolmaster
and clothier no small amount
of thought.
For US the perplexing prob
lem is, What will he like ?
What will his parents. like ?"
Our answer is in a heavy
stock of substantial clothing
tie best 706rk 0f The test mak-
ers.. There are a thousand
and ore little points about
such clothing which are to be
seen, not read about. But IN
a general way we have sought
to express this thought in our
clothing-that the boy should
not be a caricature OF a little
old man-that his infant life
should not be dwarfed with
the garments of maturity-but
that there should always linger
about his dress something Of
childlike grace and simplicity.
And it is this happy touch, as
well as conscientious work
manship and low prices, which
gives the Department such
vigor and life.
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There are so many strong
and telling reasons in favor OF
trading at our stores, that some
Of the lesser advantages are
apt to escape attention.
Did you ever think what an
advantage it is to be served
quickly ? To have your goods
done up without shortages and
errors in measurement , Any
one who has ever had expert
ence knows how unpleasant it
is to go back to a store and
make the explanations neces-
sary in order to have such
matters righted. At best it's
an ordeal which people are
glad to avoid. We do not, of
course, claim Tor ourselves to-
tai exemption from errors.
Far from it. We do claim,
however, that our methods
are the most perfect in use
that 7vith a trade gerry much
Aar.ger Mam that 9 ether me1'-
chants, fr7ocr errors are
made BY far. In fact, trade
is conducted here now so cor
rectly, quickly and with little
friction that one hardly sus-
poets its volume.
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RELIGIOUS NOTICES.

Congregational Church, Sixth Street, be
tween | and J. Tomorrow will be Observed
as Children's Day Rev W. c. Merrill will
preach at 1915 j. VI. Subject: Going Around
and Climbing Over" There viii be 10 session
of the Sunday-schoOl tomorrow, but all the
members are requested to bring bouquets of
flowers 10 the Sunday school room at halfpast
10 a. N. promptly. for use at the service, TO com
mence at 1915. All teachers and scholars bring
their quarterlies for responsive readings. 4
Sunday-sch OOl concert will also be given in the
evening, commencing II $50. Members are re-
GuestCd 10 bring their quarterlies. Mr.. J. NJ
Spangler, recently from Chile, will deliver q
short address upon the people and customs of
that country. All are invited to these meet
| ings.
First Baptist Church, Ninth street, be-
tween L and M-Preaching by the pastor
A. j. Frost. at 1915 A. NJ. and 100 P. N. Morning
Subject: = Christ the Way" Evening subject:
" Power Belongeth unto God" Public are cor
daily invited TO attend.
NJ. +. Church South. Seventh street, be-
| tween J and K-The pastor. II. c. Christian. will
preach morning and evening. at II \. NJ. and
phet." Strangers cordially welcome. Everybody
invited.
Reorganized Church of Jesus Christ of
Latter Day saint, corner Twenty -tourth and
Sabbath-schoOl at 1880 p. NJ. Testimony meet
ing at $50 p N.
Fourteenth-street Presbyterian Church,
between o and P-Pastor Rev. George K. Bird.
Services ut II \. NJ, with sermon: All Apostle 5
SalutatiOn." AT 745 p NJ, sermon An Nations
Need Salvation" Sunday school at 1880 p. NJ.
Sixth-street NJ. +. Church, between X
and Rev. E. r. Ollie. pastor. Rev. J. NJ.
SpaDgler will preach i'll the morning at 1913
and Rev. Charles McKclyey at 7:i5 P. NJ. All are
welcome.
Kingsley NJ. Z. Church - Rev. G.. Nc
kelvey, pastor The last service at the Seminary
building, street, between Tenth and Eleventh.
at l0:l5 \. NJ. Sabhath-school at 1915 p. N.
| Calvary Baptist Church. L street, be
| tween Twelfth and Thirteenth-ServiCe at II
| \. NJ. A report of the Baptist Convention at Los
Angeles by the pastor, A. c. Herrick. Evening
| Service at 7i5. Subject: The New Congo
State" Welcome to all.
! Westminster Presbyterian Church, Sixth
street corner of L-Rev. II. II. Rice pastor.
Preaching on Sabbath at 1915 A. NJ and 80
| P. NJ. Morning subject: Christ, Our High
| Priest" Evening - The Faithful Saying OF Sal
yation."
| United Brethren Church, Corner Four
| teenth and K understanding by the pastor
| at II \. II. and 7:i0 p N. Come and hear the
word of the Lord. We invite all Sunday school
| at 943 A NJ.
| Christian Church-Eighth, between n
| and O-Serviccs morning and evening. Bap-
| tisrn at the close of evening service. The State
| Suuday-School Convention of the Christian
| Church meets at the church i'll this city Tues
| day evening, May 10Th. The pastors aud work
| cTS OF the CITY are invited to attend.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
Filled Nav Is. 1885.

Filled May Is, 1851
May II, lso5-Nallace l., Byron L. and Mary
Jane Castle to William A. Lawson-Nest half OF
southwest quarter of southwest quarter of sec
ton /, township north, range east; $1,000.
February ,, 16Si-Sarah N. Barley to Minnie
A. Barkley-LOt /, and west halt of lot =, II and
! Twenty-fifth and Twenty streets.
May IS, 1SS5-John NJ. Jordan, by Seth Bah
son. attorney, to Sparrow Smith-Half of lot 6
and Z, Twelfth and Thirteenth streets; also
half of lot 7. and half of the west half of lot s.
and l., Sixth and Seventh streets; also. half o
the south half of lot $, X and l., Eighth ant
Ninth streets; s., 800.
March 20, lSS5-Ellen May Jordan to Sparrow
Smith-The other half interest in the lots las
mentioned: $3.50.
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mrKCHANDIsE REPORT.

The following freight passed Ogden
May 12th
For Huntington, Hopkins
e. Co.. 81 packages axes; Warehouse &
Lester, 80 bundles bows, 10 bundles poles
IA bundles shafts, 326 bundles rims, &c
crates trees, - crates spoIles, l car lumber
Billingsey Il Co, 100 bundles handles, :
crates binders; Newton & Foster, boxes
sugar: A. A. Van VOORHEES, d Co, case
names; Frank l.. James. 2 boxes sugar
l.. L. Lewis, barrels syrup; W. T. Peter
son, barrel candy.
For Marysville-A. NJ. Curtis, 1 carriage
Wrightman Il Hampton, 8 boxes plates, 1
barrel pans.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

WILL CELEBRATE.-To-day Jacob Gebert,
proprietor of the Union Brewery, will dis
play the stars and stripes at full-mast, and
celebrate the fourth anniversary of the
founding of his extensive beer manu-
featuring works at Twentieth and Q
streets. Four years ago to-day the first
key of beer was brcwed, and from that
day up tc, the present there has been a
constant growth in every department,
At first hand power was used, and then
horsepower, and finally that was su-
perseded by steam, and to-day that which
was four years ago confined to a small lot
has grown to such proportions that hall
a block of land, on which is erected one OF
the finest breweries in the city, stands as
the result. From the very conception OF
the enterprise the proprietor has had to
contend with strong business rivals, yet
nevertheless Mr.. Gebert, by strict adher-
encc to business principles has accom-
plished much, and can with pride point to
the past and ask his friends and the pubic
to join'him on this anniversary and test the
superior quality of Union Brewery beer.
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SUPERIOR COURT.

Department One-MeFarland, Judge.
FRIDAY, May IS, 1885.
People vs.. T. II. Reynolds, embezziement-oI
trial.
Department Two-McFarland, Judge.
FRIDAY, May 10. 1885.
Margaret Nichols vs. Ezra Nichols-Tried anC
taken under adviseIHent.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

The curfew law is rigidly enforced in
Albany, Or. Young men under p and
ladies under Is must be under cover by 0
o'clock at night, unless they have legiti-
mate business out.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

Metropolitan Theater-Srandard Miustrels.
Sacramento Stlmm'- nicnic tomorrow.
knights of America picnic tomorrow.
Baseball at Recreation Park, tomorrow.
Rattle Tor i skif.
Mutual Self Endowment and Benevolent AssO-
Citation.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

MRRcHANrs-Ordery your glass and earth
en- fruit jars from Hobby, Smith & Young
wholesale dealers, AIS street, New stock
Just in.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

SOMETHING extra-fne. Silk-mixed flow
cred dress suiungs, 10 cents per yard. Rec
House.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

LATEST NOVELTIES IN HAIR ORNAMENTS
Amber, tortoise-shell, gilt and silver. Occi-
dental Hair Store, 52t street.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

"PoS-PoN THE greatest success of the
season, Occidental Hair Store, SCI } ste
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

LACE buntings. 10 cents; beige suitings,
81 cents ginghams, 5 cents per yard, al
the closing-out sale of c. III. Stevens Coz
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY yards worsted
dress goods to-day at 10 cents per yard. {.
H. Stevens & Co
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Callcoes, ; cents
per yard.
The Lucille "a ladies straw
shape, in black and tan, II
cents. A dress shape, gen
orally becoming.

Countless conceits in stamped
Linen Splashers, Table and
Sideboard, Scarfs, Tides,
Mats, Shoe-bags, etc. Prices,
10 cents to s.. It's Ger
tainly an advantage to have
SO many patterns to choose
from.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

OVER one hundred distinct lots in gu
sale to-day. Red House.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

MILITARY C0MluSsIONs.-G GOVERNOR Stone
man has issued commissions 10 the follow
Ing officers of the University Cadets: J. G..
Sutton. Colonel commanding: Elliot Nc
Allister I.icutcuant-Colonel; +. 5. Heller,
Cantain and Adiutant; W. A. Brewer,
Major; Z. r. Russell, Captain Sterling
Wallace. Captain, II. E. C. Fcnsier, Cap
tain. +. Il. Warren Captain; A brake
man First Lieutenant and Inspector of
Rifle Practice: H. G. Bryant, First Lieu
tenant and Quartermas:er: 4. l.. Stone,
First Lieutenant; J. +. Barber First Lieu
tenant: ". l.. Cingdon, First Lieutenant.
The Governor has also commissioned II.
II Burrell as First Lieutenant and Com
missarv on staff of Lieutenant command
ing Fifth Infantry Battalion. Second Bri-
gade, y. &. {.
New BLAcKnrRRy.-J. f. Cross, who re-
side. near Antelope, has variety Of black
berry called the "Aughinhaugh, from
which he brought some berries 10 market
Yesterday 1t is 4 new variety, not found
| in the nursery catalogues, and but little IS
known oft The berry strongly resem-
bles the wild blackberry in shape, but Is
larrcr has a similar flavor, but has greater
aci,litv. and does not color as black when
! ripe. They will, no doubt, be found su-
perior berry for cooking or canning but
| for table use may not be as acceptable as
| those that are sHeeter. 1t Is promo
! bearer, but its season Is short
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

NorHryG in the line Of cheap dress suit
ings has ever equaled our display IN to-
DAVIS sale. Rcd House.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

GET your girls a gingham dress ppeSd
and ruf1ied only 90 cents, IN to-day 5 sale
Red House.
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SEE our price list in to-days issue; also,
last evenings Bee" Red House.
SPECIAL values in parasols, at c. II. Ste
yens & Co,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

THE greatest bargains, ever offered in
embroidcrics Is in our sale to-day. Come
ana see them Red House.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

MADAME RoBINsoN's Poudrc Indicnne''
and Bhaba.' for bcautifying the com
plexion, to be had only at Occidental Hair
Store, 52l J street.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

CALL for Ruhstaller's Pilsener Felsen
Berthe best made.
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The INSTANTANEOUS

PROCESS, WITH THE LATEST APRIL
1 ances. SUFFER- BUILDING, corner OF Filth
and J streets. Sacramento.
S. A. WOLFE, Photographer.
aplO-SnIm
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

KNIGHTS or AMERICA PIcNIc.-Thc first
annual picnic of Sacramento Lodge, no /.
Knights of America, Will be held at Rich
mond Grove tomorrow, dancing commenc-
ing at 10 a. NJ, the Hussar Band furnishing
the music The price of admission has
been fixed az = cents, ladies free
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16

street corner of Rev. II. II. Rice, pastor
Preaching on Sabbath at 1915 a. N. and 7:3(
| P. NJ. Morning subject: Christ, Our High
| Priest" Evening: &" The Faithful Saying OF Sal
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and O-Serviccs morning and evening. Bap
tisn at the close of evening service. The Stat
Suuday-School Convention of the Christian
Church meets at the church i'll this city Tues
day evening, May 10th. The pastors aud work
nrs of the CITY are invited to attend.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-05-16
ADI &RTisMMUar MENTION.

Maximum Temperature. $50; minimum. 500.
JAMES a. BARWICK,
Sergeant. Signal Corps, q. s. a.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-12-04
How TO REAR CHILDREN.
Treat them kindly.

Treat them kindly.
Don't preach politeness and propriety to
them and violate their laws yourself. In
other words, let the example you set them
be a 9 good one.
Never quarrel in their presence. lfyou
want to quarrel, wait till the children are
gone to bed. Then they viii not see you,
and perhaps by that time you may not
want to quarrel.
Never talk ''old folks talk in front OF
children.
Never speak ~fippantly of neighbors be-
fore children. They may meet the neigh
bors' children and have a talk about it.
Teach them to think that the little boy
in rags has a heart in him in spite of the
rags-and stomach, too.
Teach them as they grow older, that a
respectful demeauor to others, a gentle
tone of voice. a kind disposition, a gener-
II nature, an honest purpose, and an in
dustrieus mind, are better than anything
else on earth.@ Teach them these things,
and self reliance and intelligence and capa-
bility will come 0 fthemselyes. Teach them
these things, | say, and your boys and girls
will grow up to be noble men and women,
-PatsbaYg Traoeler.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1885-12-04
THE RORES.

There's the man who lets you shake his limpy
hand-
He's a bore.
And the man who leans against you when you
stand
Get his gore.
There's the man who has Il fear
That the world is, year by year,
Growing worse-perhaps he's near-
Bolt the door.
There's the fellow with %conundrum quite am
tique-
He's Il bore.
Aud the man who asks you "What 90 when'eer
you speak,
Though youroar.
There's the man who slaps your back
With a button-bursting whack-
If you think he's on your track,
Bolt the door.
There's the punster with his everlasting pun
He's Il bore.
And the man who makes Alternative fun
Worse and more.
There's the man who tells The tale
That a year ago was stale
Like as not he's ont of jail
Bolt the door.
Chicago Mems.