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Sharp County record., 1885-05-28
WELL, NOW!
What an Unreasonable, DiSagreeable, Dis
contented Picture This Is /!

What an Unreasonable DiSagreeable, Dis
contented Picture This Is
A woman must manage to dress well
on seventy-five cents week, and she
mustn't be vain, and she must be kind
to the poor. and she must go regularly
to the sewing-society meetings, and be
ready to dress dolls and make tides
and aprons for church fairs. She must
be good cook. and must be able to
.sdo up her husbands shirts so that
the Chinese washerman would groan
with envy and gnash his teeth with the
same holy passion at sight of them.
She must always have the masculine
buttons of the family sewed on so they
will never come off while they are in use,
and she must keep the family hosiery
SO that nobody would ever miStrust
there were toes in the stockings when
they were on. She must hold herself in
constant readiness to find everything
her husband has lost and a man never
knows where to find anything. He will
put his boots carefully away on the par
lor sofa, and when he has hunted for
them an hour he will suddenly appear
to his wife with countenance like an
avenging angel and demand "what in
thunder has she done with his bOots?'
She must shut all the doors after her
lord and master, and likewise the bu-
reau drawers, for Il married man was
never known to shut drawer. 1t
would be as unnatural as for a hen to
60 in swimming for recreation.
She must 90 to bed first in cold wealth
er SO as to get the bed warm. Her
husband, if he is wise man, should
never ask her to do this Oh, no; but
he sits to ''just finish this piece in the
paper" and waits until she has got
the sheets to comfortable temperature.
All! there are a great many tricks in the
trade of living together. A woman is
expected to take care of the baby, even
after the first infantile wonder has null
tiplied into round half-dozen. And if
he doubles up with the collie or trials of
cutting teeth, or the necessary evils of
mumps, or measles, and whooping-
cough, and scarlet fever, and rash. and
throat distemper, and short sleeves, and
bare legs, and pins sticking into him,
and too much candy, and bad temper,
why, her husband tells her that he ''does
wish she would try and quiet her baby
and he says it, too, as if he thought she
alone was responsible for its being in
existence, and as if she was consider
ably to blame for it, too.
And when she has the headache no.
body thinks of minding ia woman is
always having the headache And if she
Il '.neryous enough to fly nobody
shuts the door any quieter, and nobody
ltucks her on the lounge, with shawl
eyer her, or coddle her to death as
man has to be coddled under such cir
cumstances
We might 60 on indefinitely with the
moubles of being woman, and if there
ps man who thinks woman has an
easy time of it, why, just let him pin
on pound of false hair and get inside
70 pair OF corsets, and put on pull-back
ioVerskirt, and be woman himself, and
sec how he likes it.-L0WeH Times,
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28
A GOOD story is told in Zton'S Her.

A good story is told in Toms Her.
aid of a wedding in Methodist Church
whereat a prominent divine who was
to officiate, find ng himself and con-
gregatiou in the church considerably
in advance of the bridal party, finally
asked that some one should strike up
hymn to improve the time. A good
brother started of, just as the bridal
party entered the church, with the
hymn beginning: Come on, my part
ners in Distress
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

WE accidently overheard the following
dialogue on the street yesterday.
Jones. Smith, why don't you stop that
disgusting hawking and spitting"
Smith. How can I? You know l am a
martyr to catarrh.
j. Do as l did. had the disease in its
worst form but | am well now.
S. What did you do for il?
J l used DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
1t cured me and it will cure you.
S. I've heard Of it, and by Jove I'll try it.
j. Do so. You'll find it at all the drug
stores in town.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

"A Brooklyn man was before a
Judge for examination as to his sanity.
He talked so nationally for five min
utes that the Judge was completely de-
ceived, and decided to discharge him.
At this the man grew wild with joy,
becoming so boisterous and exhibiting
such evidences of an unsound mind
that the Judge reversed his own decs-
ion at once and sent him to the insane
asylum. Brooklyn Eagle.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28
Young Men, Read This.

THE VoLTAIC BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO Oh
TAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 80 DAYS, to men (young or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vital
ity and all kindred troubles. Also for rheu-
matism neural lgia, paralysis, s,and many 9th
or diseases. Complete restoration to health,
yigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in
Cured, as 80 days. trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28
Answer This if You Can.

Is there person living who ever saw .
ease of ague, bilOuSness, nervousness or
neuralgia, or any disease of the stomach,
liver or kidneys that Hop Bitters will not
cure?
"My mother says Hop Bitters is the only
thing that will keep her from severe attacks
of paralysis and headache. Ed. OSlCego
Sun.
"My little sickly, puny baby, was changed
into great bouncing boy and | was raised
from a sick bed by using Hop Bitters a"
short time. A Young MOTHER
tB- mo use to worry about any Liver,
Kidney or urinary trouble; especially"
Brght's Disease or Diabetes, as Hop Bit
ters never fails of cure where cure is
possible !!
81 had severe attacks of gravel and Kid
"ney trouble; was unable to get any medl-
cine or doctor to cure me until l used Hop
Bitters. They cured me in a short time.
T. K ATTY.
sS- Unhealthy or inactive kidneys cause
"graveL, Brights disease, rheumatism, and
"a horde of other serious and fatal diseases,
which can be prevented with Hop Bitters'
if taken in time. -
"Ludington Mich, Feb. q 1879. have
sold Hop Bitters for four years, and there"
is no medicine that surpasseS them for biz
ious attacks, kidney complaints, and all
diseases incident to this malaral climate.
H. I. ALEXANDER.
"Monroe Mich, Sept 25th, 1875. STRs:
have been taking Hop Bitters for infiam-
nation of kidneys and bladder. 1t has
"done for me what four physicians failed
"to do--cured me. The effect of the Bitters
seemed like magic to me-" W. L. CARTER.
GENTs-Your Hop Bitters have been of great
value to me / was laid up with typhoid fever
for over two months, and could get no relief
until l tried your Hop Bitters. To those suf-
fering from debility, or any one in feeble
health, ! cordially recommend them. J. g.
SToETzEL, 638 Fulton St, Chicago, ILL.,
-"Paralytic, nervous, tremulous old
ladies are made perfectly quiet and sprightr
ly by using Hop Bitters.
eN None genuine without bunch Of green
Hops on the white label Shun all the vie,pos-
onous stuff with "Hop" or Hops"in their nam.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

"YoU did wrong to shoot that mans dog.
You might have pushed him off with the
butt of your gum" said the Judge to man
who was charged with shooting a neigh
boris dog. 81 would have done that" re-
piled the prisoner, "if the dog had come at
me tail first: but he came at me with his
biting end PhiLQdelphid Times.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

VALUABLE AND CoNvENIENT-BRoWN'
BRONCHIAL TRoCHES are safe and sure
remedy for all troubles of the Throat and
Lungs. Sold only in 60reS. % cts.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

HACK-pRIvER's CoUPLET: If she be not
fare TO me, what care l whose fare she
be.-ChicdqO Tribune.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

pIKE'sTooTHAcHE DROPS cureinl minute, ,2Sc.
Gl.nn's Sulphur Soap heals and beautities. 25c.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bumons'
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

BOARD OF HEALTH-the washboard.-
N. u. Herald.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

NEVER speak of grocer as a man OF
grit. He might suspect that you doubted
the honesty of his sugar.-N. I. Graphic.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

SOMETHING that will bear looking into
a microscope.-Ou City Derrick.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

No SOLDIER was ever sued for assaultin
battery.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

If a man loses the tail of his dress-coat
1t is spoiled for society use; but he can
wear it round about. 1eraS SUtingS.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

GONE sees singular sights at sea" said a
person who had just crossed the Atlantic.
II saw the ocean heave, a passenger
heave, and the ship heave to."-BoSt0n
Courier.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

IT is the feeblest mustache, as well as
the sickliest child, that gets the most fond
ling.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

81 SAW your advertisement for a young
man of good address," remarked one of
the applicants for a vacant position, "and
I thought would call in and reply. My
address is Boston, Mass, and if that isn't
as good as the best should like to know
where you will fpd a better one."-N, y
Herald.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

COLDS, fevers and infammations broken
ND bv DR.. Pierce's Extract of Smart w iced.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

Mnsr of Persia is very rugged; hence
the Persian rug.-PiHSburgh Chronicle.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

UNITED States Senator Blackburn says
Red Star Cough Cure is safe and reliable.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

A Book Free: on the Liver, its Diseases and
Cure. DR.. Sanford, 23l broadway, New York.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

THEY are now making wool out of wood,
but this will not make it sheep.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

s'IT's hot as an oven in here" he said to
the editor. at ought to be; it's where l
make my bread. ."-Lynn Union.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

A POLISHED delivery-cuffs and collars
from the laundry.-Burlingt9n Free Press.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

MOST of Persia is very rugged, hence
the Persian rug.-PHtSburgh Chronicle.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

THE best posted traveller is a letter.
Burlington Free Press.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

In the matter of diet boiled egg is
hard to beat.-Merchant Traveller.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell 1t. 2sc
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

A CLOSE call: "Any old clo'? Any old
clo'?n-S -SOmerUjHe Journal
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28
The Mirror

is no Aatterer. Would you
make it tell a sweeter tale?
Magnolia Balm is the charm
er that almost cheats the
looking-glass.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

NATURAL CONSEQUENCES:
Roller Rink, Starts again,
Big crowd No fear
Dizzy Dude, Stands gracefully,
Very loud" On ear.
Puts on rollers, Makes for seat
Takes stroke Sky scraper-
Sickening thud, Last act,
No bones broke Undertaken.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

81 had severe attacks Of gravel and Kid
"ney trouble; was unable to get any medi-
cine or doctor to cure me until | used Hop
Bitters. They cured me in a short time
ID r~rvxy
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

-"Paralytic, nervous, tremulous old
ladies are made perfectly quiet and spright~
ly by using Hop BitterS.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

his wifci indebted to a thorough tone of the system
and restoration of her strength, to Warmers TIPPE'
CANOE The Best.
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

sg- Unhealthy or inactive kidneys cause
"graveL Bright's disease, rheumatism, and
I" horde of other serious and fatal diseases,
which can be prevented with Hop Bitters'
Sharp County record., 1885-05-28

Is there person living who ever saw
ease of ague, biliOusneSs, nervousness or
neuralgia, or any disease of the stomach,
liver or kidneys that Hop Bitters will not
cure?
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ARIZONA.

TUCsOE, October 3lst-IIon VIM. II.
Barnes, successor Of Hon. W. F. Fitzgerald.
as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
of Arizona. arrived in this city this after
noon, and Immediately proceeded To open
Court, this being the day on which the
term expired by limitation. The Court
then received the tin9l repor of the United
States Grand Jury, and discharged that
body for the term. Three indictments
were presented. A Joint Indictment against
Sheriff r. II. Paul, Constable NJ W. Brady,
George T. Martin and II. Barron, on a
charge OF conspiracy to tamper with the
ballots in the Paul-Shaw election contest,
last November; also two indictments
against II. Barron, on charges of tamDer-
ing with the ballots and for periuring him
self. In view Of the uncertain status of the
Grand Jury subsequent to the suspension
oI Judge Fitzgerald, Judge Barnes an
nounced his willingness to hear arguments
before determining that important ques-
ton, and named Tuesday, the 81 prox., for
the hearing. Bail was fixed at 81 coo in
each case, except that of Barron, which
was placed at $1,000.
The Grand Jury's report censurcs the
corruption Of the last elections, which per-
niltted large number of non-residents TO
vote en- false registration, and also calls
attention to the corruption and extrava-
gance Of the last Legislature in appropriate
ing S23 600 for clerk hire and $2f 600 for
printing; recommends the removal of the
Apaches from the Territory, shows up the
glaring corruption of some of the Federal
officials and denounces the practice of the
Surveyor in giving out contracts
for surveying public lands to persons who
know nothing of the practice of surveying,
which has led to such confusion and flaud
in the public surveys. No jury has ever
been impanelcd in the Territory which
has gone so thoroughly into the corruption
of officials and shaken up the evil men
Effort has been made by a majority Of the
bar to have the jury declared invalid.
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twenty-five attacks. Ross had his right
arm dlslocated on the twentieth bout, but
continued the contest with his left hand.
The attendance was large.
Mail Service Between San FrsEscisco and
Australia.
SAN FRANCISCO, November fst.-The
steamer Zealandia arrived to-day from
Australia. Auckland advices state that ar
ranSenents for the continuance of the San
Francisco mail service have been settled on
the following basis: The Union Steamship
Company to carry the mails between Sgd
ney, Auckland and Honolulu; the Oceanic
Company from Honolulu to San Francisco
the Government of New South Wales to
pay the sum of $4,000, and have a share
IN the postage, or s., 200 without sharing in
the postal rate. These arrangements have
still TO be ratified by the Government of
New South Wales, and a number of details
have yet to be settled
Signal Service Indications.
SAN FRANCTsCo, November 1st-SP. NJ
Indications for the succeeding - hours
North Pacific, cloudy weather and rain,
with soGtherly winds. Middle Pacific,
cloudy weather and rains. South Pacific,
fair weather.
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BRITISH COLUMBIA.
nti-Chinese Movement.

VICTORIA, October 31st.-At an anti
Chinese meeting last night the hall was
crowded to the street. Speeches were made
and resolutions passed coudeming the
Collector of Customs for the manner in
which he discharges his duty in the issu-
ance of certificates to Chinese leaving The
province. The speakers showed that GER
.titicates might be transferred and used by
other Cinnamon desirous of entering the
country, and that unless the proper per-
son were appointed, the Act became
farce.
Chinese help is being supplanted by
white, but none of the large manufacturers
show any disposition 10 comply with the
demands of the Anti Chinese Association.
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NEVADA.
Passenger Robbed,

WIYNEMUcCA, November 1st.-A young
man named Alison, passenger from Cali
fornia, was robbed on the east-bound pas
senger train yesterday by a sneak thief,
who snatched his pocketbook, containing
$35, out of his hand when the train was 60
ing, and then jumped of. The thief came
here from Reno to the races. He has not
been caught yet
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am a native OF Eogland and while was
IN that country ! contracted a terrible blood
polson and for two years was under treatment
as an outdoor patient at Nottingham Hospital
England, bHt was not cured. ] suffered the
most agon1zing pains in my bones, and was
covered with sores all over my body and limbs
FINELY l completely lost all hope in that
country and sailed for America, and was
treated at Roosevelt in this city as well as by
prominent physician il New York having no
connection with the hospitals.
saw the advertisement of Swift's Specific
ana determined 10 give il q trial. I took six
bottles, and can say with great JOY thar they
have cured me entirely l am as sound and
well as ever was in my life.
/. FRED. HALFORD.
New York City, June L, 1885.
IN March of last year dsS9, 7 contracted
blood poison, ana being in Savannah, Ga at
the time, went into the hospital there for
treatment. / suffered very much from rhell-
matism at the line | did not get well
under the treatmcnt there, nor was / cured by
any OF the usual means. | have now taken
seven bottles o. Swiit's Specific, and am sound
and well, 1t drove the poison out through boils
on the skin. DAN LEAHY.
Jersey City, y. j., Aug :. 1885.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed
free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer s. Atlanta
Ga; New York, l57 " 22d st. fe5-1y6sw1y
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UTAH.
A Mormon Boss Arrested.

SALT LAKE, October 31st-Herbert Foul
ger, the boss of the Twentieth Ward CO.
operative store, was arrested to-day for
unlawful cohabitation. He waived exam
ination and was bound over in the sum
of 81, 800 to answer the charge.
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HALE BROS. & CO.,
Nos s29 Ninth street.
TAILORING.
ThoS- Bronlev
THE nrtrI,Hu rrr -

HAS REMOVED HIS PLACE OF BUSINESS
L L to No sic street, a few doors west of the
old stand. All the Latest Styles of Imported
and Domestic Goods for GENTS FALL AND
WINTER WEAR in stock. ]. II. Quatman is
Manager of the Cutting Department Prices
the Lowest, Work the Best. os-1plm
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TE1IS ZINC,
$50 O'CLOCK.
SUPERIOR QUALITY
SILK VELVEq'S,
90 cents per yard2
MEMS, BOYS AND YOUTHS
C - z - = 8 '
Our stock HATS for be Fall and Winter Trade has been imported direct
from the manufacturers B. STETSON Co.. PHILADELPHIA who are rated as
being the best Hat Makers this country Among the H Shapes ne would
mention:
The "oYcLADIAFA shaped square crown Hat in black brown
and beaver colors; suited especially for large So
The ADA!IAFA soft Hat; medium shape. crown in
three colors, black, brown and beaver 81.
The "EToLIA rLOw crown brn; in black brown and
nutra, So.
The CoURTNEy!A Hat Young Men, stylish medium
shape silk cord and edge black and
nutra, So.
The "PoGKETA Hat Young crown medium
brm in black brown and nutra, So So
HasLThe "RoBELNG: SQUARE high crozn
medium brm brown, 81
The "JoRNANHgh tapering crown band rolling rim ST.
The "DUNLAPrIn three colOrs brown ST.
The feather HATWeghiug and II ounces:
in three colors; oval crowns, 81.
The ALPNE brirns in black brown
The PLANTER Wide high Hat in all coors
ST. $4 - '
MEMS EXTRA-sIzE HATS C78 10 So so to So So
MEMS CAPS WINTER plush and beaver cloth Is cents
ST. - - ~
BOYS SCHOOL CAPS, 20 and 25 cents
BOYS AND YOUTHS HATS, 25 cents to So So
MISCELLANEOUS.
& r r "

T B. HAYFORD HAVING BOUGHT THE
-. interest OF MI. Sinay. OF the Central Gro
Gerry, No. 11iS J street, has associated himself
with Leon Salomon in general Grocery Busi-
ness, where he will he happy to see his old
friends and former patrons o2I-IpIm
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STOCK FARM FOR SALE.

e. kOO MUST BE SOLD BEFORE NO
S0. .0UU. vember 10th. $40 acres of fine
Pasture or Fruit Land 80 acres can be
plowed; plenty. of water, and timber; 60
ing of six rooms; two Barns 40x50: q good
Slaughter-house; good Blacksmith shop, with
tools; Carriage-house; Stone Milk-house and
other Outhouses; a Living Spring. Also 15 head
of Mules and Horses from months to 10 years
Gncluding 10 Brood Mares; Four-horse Wagon;
new Buckeye Mower new Sulky Rake and
other Farming Implements; 10 Cows; II Year
lings; 400 Goats, bred to Angora: IS Hogs; about
200 Hens, Ducks, Geese; GOO Oak Posts; 80 to 10
Cords Stove Wood cut and corded. Jackson
Greek, with its W ater all the year round, runs
through the place. This is a good bargain. Sit
uated four miles from Jackson, Amador county,
and seven miles from lone.
SS50-Twenty acres one and one-half miles
from Loomis, on line of c. p X. R. All cleared
and fenced
w. 70. COZ M a III,
325 street, Sacramento. jy21-1ptf
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FOR RENT,

-Aen ACRES OF GOOD SUITABLE DAIRY
JOU land some fit for vegetables and for
grain land; can be had for number of years;
situated az the SiX-mile Ranch, on the Marys-
vile Road. For particulars inquire at 1904
street, upstairs. lo22-2w&l MRS. BASLER
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PEcULIAs AND FATAL AosIDENT.-Fhe
Tulare Tag,es Of October 31st furnishes The.
following:
Albert Knutson, the s-year-old SOB oe
Iver Knutson, one of the farmers killed ia
the Mussel Slough tragedy five years ago,
was accidentally killed ca Sunday afternoon,
about 3 O'Clock, at the ranch of ]. ", Nor
row, fourteen miles est of Visafia. Some
older boys had stretched a rope between
two trees, which they tightened by twist
ing it around a yitchfork handle. After
walking the rope for some tirae they left,
and the unfortunate boy tried to loosen the
fork-handle from the rope. The tension
which held i being suddenly relaxed, the
handle struck Albert in the head, fracturine,
his skull and crushing the bone against thS
brain. de bled prosIsely and died ir, df.
teen Minutes. His mother Is married 10 =
gentleman named W. II, Austin, who re-
:s:des IN that vicinity,