Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-27

The ice man smiles broad gleetul
smile during the hot days.
The past week was hard weather on
base ball players.
There is danger in drinking too
freely of ice water
Awful weather for this ironing and
baking yet to come.
Friday was the hottest day Of the
summer so far.
Dog owners are required TO muzzle
their dogs.
The cold wave that has been ling ,
ering, has como at last
The cucumber crop will be large,
and the undertaken is happy.
Flies are provoking the bald heads |
to use euss words.
We may always look for rain when
the camp meeting season opens.
The vender OF soda water is grow
ing wealthy a. an astonishing tate.
Horses feel the heat on hot day;
therefore be kind to the beast and
drive slowly.
The billiard players like the actor
cannot get along without his cue
Fix.
There is one good thing about the
seventeen-year locust. The female is
mute.
A favorlte song at some OF the fash
ionable and overcrowded resorts this
week has been Home, Sweet Home
Forepaugh says that elephants
have q natural fondness for whiskey.
This may account for men going out
to sec the elephant -Ex
A sorrowing husband says that lie
wishes he could induce his wife to
try the early-closing movement on
her mouth
The Canadians think Of changing
the name of Lake Misstassini to Lake
Smith This is pleasant for travellers,
but tough for the lake-Ex.
Question for a debating society out
West-"If the Mormo1 who has
eight wives buries one of them how
much of q widower does he become if
any2"
Daniel entered the lions den with
out tremor; but if the truth were
known it is not improbable that he |
went iuto bis own house on wash
day with fear and trembling.-Ex.
Along about this season of the
year, man lays aside bis religious
training two or three times day, 10
order to drive the chickens out OF the
: garden 10 proper manner.-Ex.
This is the age of adulteration.
Beer can be made out of anything
If q brewer sees proper, beer can also
be made out of hops and malt
Vassar girls consume forty bushels
OF onions ia year. That is one OF
their strong points. They know that
IL onion there is strength
Girls will be girls,n says con-
temorary. Oh, no. That's mis-
take. II girls wishes arc consulted
they will oil be married women some
day.
When two young ladies kiss each
other they fulfill gospel injunction
They are doing unto each other what
they would that men should do unto
them.
Virgins il out with prediction oil
en- unusually mild winter, but be
can't fool this country again. Their
mometers will ell be set to register at
least eighteen degrees below zero
&.
A burglar broke into house ia
Chicago the other night, and the
owner knocked him down and robbed
him. An honest burglar stands no
chance In . town where they stuff o
ballot.box all day and doctor it all
night Elk.
It was lin Pennsylvania, one Of
the new passengers asks the conduc-
tor: rs this the Sbamokin cor ~
And The official replies: NO, it amt;
Hyou want to smoke, you will have
e &c two cars further for ard ln--Ex
4 mosquito Ia mans ear Is not q
pleasant thing to experience, but it is
better than 70 have bis black haired
/ wife Rnd . tress Of golden hair tangled
u the top button Of the coat which
her husband wore to the lodge last
night x
Is the house of more consequences
. than the babygn asks writer Il
nursery magazine Wen. ifyou heard
> landlord talk after learning that
there were children ID the family ID