The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-05-19
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They DSss. tsr > Dinner Party with
rs YsOsNme Difiiculty.
: soass : .- ~
"Nowsise nsyent much time to gel
ready, ny ues. suegested Mr. Spoop-
s1ss.py' 'sno ! wont ne late 81
olnnet l@ra tsts 4 want you 20 nx mp %
as 70 -oe tne. .peet locking woman at the
'se,e' LOU cen gel READY 10 an hopr'
can yoa eses,.
sulnk cAs leplied Mrs. cpoop'
endyke' wisne ateere s.ohs yess l can
oress 70 .ns. s'@e, ana 4 hope You wont
os u,ssPpD.nses Z Ms, ana tns ll'se
"o!Ssu w y " sss; sene 'l' uo"n .e1 oack nair'
10y ~,gus ~ my susvlng Jackie Io'
me, eaio Mt. 0poopenoyke, spproprl
anae tnexSnsy mtafof. And nov. =
.D'oS o. w. ueSonslhueo, aitef : pause,
my dress coat neeus ousson. Dew u
on, wont you :.
mrs. opoopendyke iuPeed "ut tue
coat, ana hunted tnrougb'a oroken.down
oid nag a'ser button 'nss wonid 90.
uo' tna. button se"eo on yeti In
qnFed Mr. spoopenoyKe, latheriDg away
comfortably.
I'm . minute, my DEAR responded
his we.
:Weii, hurry up; want you to pot
these siuds ana sieeve-onttons Into my
clean shirt"
Mrs: Spoopendyke gradually gc'
sroand 70 tnose omces' ano laid out the
nsoipment 10 readiness TOT ner 'lord.
Dio you take those stitches In my
elovesF inquired Mr.. Spoo2endyke
~, yea; certainly, replied Mrs. Spoop
endyke; "soing right to work ct t."
"Weil. then, you can brush my ves'
and pantaloons, and by the time LII be
ready to have you tie my crsvat..
A Few moments more found Mr.
Spoopendyke arfayed completely
Come you readyl" be demanded
having assured himself that his vile bad
NOT accomplished q single. step toward
ner .ohet.
mot quite, dear" responded the lady
WIN one bali her bar 10 nef mouth and
'ne otaer nal! cracking unaer toe Drusn
wnats the mater wi'n your DC
asKeo. "Dlintyou say you co6ld ee'
ready 10 an hours Ddnt you bear me
,e', you ~nen came IN .nas We only
uau ua % s noa. aa;, % 1'eas VS. m "oas nase
you oeeo gong mny can ! you 20 q
you sre1 Aou 'oos wen enough
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encs' Muy olu' you nsve ny .nng'
"Aeu .'n's m"'ulne Mny ooo you
aesp nouss s'msuu"s w ras' oless you "
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,os'os ou., an" sne sn.'cnea roool
:.om .ne uraser, nea !. 20 : pow. p'nseo
y ~ ner ,n1oa' anu oscsea away 'rou
sne elsss 20 see now y 'ookec.
want 20 know ~ne'eef you're going
90 ma 'ass a'u eas'ea psper LOT me
'ouuue'e" .,.o ~ M.. opoop.nu5 As.
m AZ f'gat except my COAX, erkeo
ou' mrs Spoopen"ske. ~ yoa nsn'
me my CLOAK we u sss.t r,Rns away it'
10 .ne c,ose' .ae'e. Anu M's: opoop,
eooyke nooped down on tue moor ano
oegsn putting ON nes suoes.
.Spose I'm gong 70 punt around fol
that measiy CLOAK { nowled M. spoop'
epdyke Cant you get your things
vourseiit want my paper, and l wan
u now!