New-York tribune., 1885-08-15
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.
gersnium growing at Orlando Fla, is said to be
fifty-twO inches in circumference.

Afty-two inches in circumference.
The Dowager Maharance Jumna Bal. of Boroda,
them at the disposal OF Government Her name is
enough strike in he heart Of the enemy but
the would lay down their arms To do up their
back har and thus lose the lNorrstown Herald
wire fences much complained Of by tanners
and hide-dealers the ground that they intct the
injuries upon hidesinjures not easily dis
coverable until 1t is too late.
The sky unlike man. cheerful when the bluest
Worcester Gazette,
Tho great machine shop OF Henschel & Son. Casse
Germany has finished 900 locomotives within tho past
six years.
| "Grover" said Mr.. Arthur. the two Presidents
parted after the inauguration Grover, have just one
aud want you to be successful" out with 1t. my
dear Chester. out with II y cried Mr. Cleveland:
| spit on your bait."-iLouisville CourierJournsl.
French missionary China claims that absnthe is
an nalibo cure for cholera probably kills its vic
tm before the cholera touch him.
vice-President Hendricks is not sportsman. II he
were It is believed that he would shoulder blnnder.
buss and 10 hunting for Mugwumps.-t Baltimore Amer
icau.
Perhaps you have noticed in passing through life,
That you seldom lind Cams III "clan chowder";
The reason Is plain-thcy' re never put In,
Or elso they ground up To powder
"why Is itf think hear you inquire,
In "a tone that's IA note or TWO Louder;
They're afraid that the clam might open his mouth
-lBoston Traveller.
whe the body OF General Grant was lying in state at
the CITY Hal three little NewJersey lads came from
their country homes view It. Then they went to the
Fifth Avenue Hotel and boldly ordered hall boy to
take them TO General sherman's room. The General
was en gagged In conversation with several gentlemen
but desire OF the boys the old hero prompted
them to announce their Wishes and shermsns apprecia
ton OF boy served them we'll He met the little
fellows cordially inquired their names gave them his
autograph and introduced them TO Senator Sherman.
Samuel L. Clemens Mark Twain and several others
present. There unconditional surrender" OF
three young hearts to the great soldier.
In speaking of the junior class In the university this
seventeen young ladies'" IT willi" exclaimed the
Young addressed. Great Scott then shall join
the Junior class ~ New Brunswick star.
Most OF the street cries dlsagreeabe enough. but
some quite so bad "a others. fellow, with q
really voice. goes through the near Gen.
tral Park singing Here's clans To sell and clans to
buy. and CLAIMS to make clan pot-pie"
On sunday evening man on the Plymouth Rock
piano In tho cabin ran his the keys and be-
gan TO sing and play -" Nancy Lee" While playing he
suddenly fell back the floor and died in few minutes.
rhs sad incident teaches-wel teaches that the cap
tain OF te vessel should have account OF tho
mans late printed IN big type ana posted AL over the
boat such precaution might prevent some other rash
person blndly rushing into the jaws Of DEATH
lNorristown Herald
Mullen of Cincinnati. under sentence for violation of
the election laws
Twenty.seyen situations and seven climaxes
among the telling points of play to bo nficed
how profitable the situations are, but publish tho item
us pUiuter for twenty Democrats who have not
yet been placed -tPhiladcphia Call.
THE FUNNY MANS LAST RECOURSE.
The " ice-oream chestnut has grown cold;
The ballet-dancer Is TOO old
Tho skating rinker f" has gone lame;
The bralnless dude " is much too tame;
Our favorito " stovepip rs out OF date;
aspiring poets o" No, it's quite too late;
The messenger boy" is still too slow
The L" ioe-mans" price Is now too lows
The back-y ard cat S not thought Of highly;
Thanks, Bayard, thanks! We still have Kelley.
lPedee.
"DEs prcachin business is all fraud" exclaimed old
Iso the day when he tho stere Of state
the street why do you think SO ~ asked the high
wife WIS aers hnnkerin seiesy OF dc preachers
Dis fack struck me, an rined ds shnreh an gun Ter
sah: My wife ran away Win nigar what had jls come
out'en i'enItentary." Arkinsatw Traveller.
Tao fifth congress OF tho International Associa
ton OF shorthand Writer'S viii be hsd Buffalo N. Y.
August 20 and 81. Besides papers and discussions
subjects Interest to tae professions there will be large
exhibit of shorthand and ypewritng machines and ap-
pliancea.
man eutared West End photo traphers for the pir-
pose OF obtapng cabinet picture ii himself The artist
placed himself IN position, anu acfewgi up hls machine
10 tho proper focns. Now, look cheerful pease," he
said. aud h ep your that picture. Instead OF
foesaa oess and asaasd look OF Searnsss Pardon
me exclaimed the phoographe that VIII scarcely aoi
your s FAR too sumbte make agreeable
picture. yop must try 10 coax up siight smc." II
this position and expression cost anything extra, Was
the answer. II Wiling pay n My wife Is at he
se,de with sbe children. aud the picture goes 60 her.
know what abi about, MIR. Artist, 10 kindly draw the
COZ or, aud bogin counting. "ISociely u.0nd0nl.
stErHODTs'rs NOT TO BE MIsLED
sron Ths Olavslana L3ader.