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$4,000. Nearly $1,000 worth of machinery was
destroyed. Loss, $4,000; insurance, $4,000
Five thousand bushels Of wheat and a quantity
of flour were destroyed.
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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26
He Owned the Railroad.

At one of the stations Of the San
Francisco & North Pacific Railroad a
few Sundays since an elderly gentle
man got of the cars TO take brief OBJ
servations during the stoppage of the
train. The assistant at the station
rushed out and made a regular bag
gage-smasher's attack on trunk.
which he slammed about with a reck-
less disregard for consequences. The
old man interposed: young man,
won't you break that trunkPn The
"young man" turned whitening look
upon the old gentleman. and impu-
IDENTIFY inquired: whats the matter
with youP Do You own this trunkP'
"No, sir!n came back in tone that
evinced much indignation, "but I'll
have you TO understand. sir. that own
this railroad" As Colonel Donahue
moved back to the train the limp
young man reclined against the station
for support -HeaidsJurg (CdL) Enter
DFfSe.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26
HUMOROUS.

An agricultural paper says: "Smi
lax won't start from slips. II this il
reliable no one ever need mistake smi.
lax for a ferry boat.-Merchdnt IraU.
eler.
Mr.. Ryebread, of New York, at.
tempted TO kill himself because ?
woman would not clope with him. She
did not knead him, and it went against
his grain.-BOStOn Post
You don't mean 10 say that you
refused him, HettyP" "Mother, did"
"But thought you liked him." $50
did little. but | wouldn't marry any
man who don't know nyNetter way
to pop than to say: We'll, let 5 hitch. :"
Chicago Ledger.
Mr. Labouchere. the editor Of the
London Truth, says that he has discov-
cred the London Spectator to be q
comic weekly paper. We suppose it
made the joke about Queen Victoria
being like twenty shillings-because
she is sovereign. -EIchaRge.
Fishing Under Difficulties. -"Oh.
Emeline, come quick! The baby 3
tumbled down into the cistern; ives
been a-fshin' for him for half an hour
wild an umbreller handle an a chunk
sponge cake, and we can't even get
nibble. .'-Hdrper's BdEar.
Farmers wife TO husband Just re-
turned from the county fair)-"Was
the fair a success, John?n Husband
"Ye kin bet it was; over 1000 ex.
hibits." Wife-"You don't tell msl''
Husband-"Yes, stree; over 1900, an
1900 Of 'em was in punkins alone.
never see sich a sight. ~ Chicago Trib.
Ui!l.
An article IS going through the
press to the effect that all Austrian and
Russian Poles have been ordered to
quit Dantzig before October l.. Demo.
ing is not a good thing for Poles per.
haps, but why man should write K as
though troubled with hay fever is enc
Of the few things we don't know
BiHghamptoH Republican.
johnny, said the father, as the
boy took a biscuit from the plate,
don't you know that Il Is impolite TO
help yourself before YOUR elder ?'
"Why, pa, mother told ne to help MY.
I self before YOU" "What do YOU
mcan?" asked the fat er, while iis
mother looked up with astonishment
in every feature. why, / heard
mother tell Aunt Hannah that she ho)ed
wouldn't take after you, and so |
thought I'd take my biscuit first. -
[ EvaHgeiist.
Miss Jones-I do so wish to 90 to
the DE Veres' dinner next Tuesday.
You arc going, Mr.. Dumb, are you
notP Mr.. Dumb-Ah, tell the truth,
| don't care for that sort Of thing, you
know. Deucedly slow. Miss Jones
Yes, but they are going 10 have q new
style Of eandelabra on the table, hear.
That surely ought to tempt you. Mr..
Dumb-Well, you see, Miss Jones, fact
Is ! don't care for candelabra much,
you know. Miss Jones-You don't.
Mr.. Dumb-Naw; all kinds Of canned
fruit disagree with me.-M Y. Mail
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26
CHEAP VINEGAR.
Enterprising New Workers Ut:;lre sawdust
In Its Manufacture.

In Its Manufacture.
A sign In a Third avenue grocery
window reads; "Pure Russet Cider, 4c.
a Quart"
"That cider was never moved by a
breath Of country air" said a man in a
blue-checked jacket. who was passing
the window yesterday. "and il was
never any nearer an apple than Il is
d )w, as II stands in the barrel at the
rear Of The grocery"
Made Of sulphuric acid and glucose,
then, suggested a companion.
No, that's too expensive"
"What is Il made ofP''
Sawdust work In the shop where
it's made. Pure apple cider Is worth
thirty cents q gallon. Sawdust cider
costs about one-fourth OF that. We
take the sawdust from couple Of
wood-yards hemlock, hickory, maple
'--oyery kind. just as IL comes. We
dump u into big retort and heat IL
with coal fire.. just forty-seven per
cent Of what bOils over is crude vine.
gar. II has 10 be purified a bit and
boiled down little, but IL "a pretty
good vinegar. When the wood reach
IS certain point in the heating process
Il becomes charcoal, and Is cooled OF
and sold 70 filtcr-makers. we can beat
the grangers On the vinegar business.
aud NOT half e.. a.. AZ " H.. M
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

Theodore Tilton's home in Europe
Is presided over by his eldest daughter.
Mr.. Browning, the poet, in search
Of health and inspiration, walks five
hours a day.--BoSton Journal
Mrs. Isabella Law. an old lady OF
Pittsburgh, SAYS she cooked the dinner
for Lafayette when he visited that city
in 1925.
Rev. John George, Of Barnstead
Center, N. H., ofliciates as pastor, post
master and teacher Of a school Of sixty
pupils. He is also a storekeeper.-
Boston Globe.
In order Of diplomatic precedence
at the Court Of st. James the new
American Minister will come after the
representatives Of such Governments as
Hayti and Servia.
The New York Herald says; "Mr.
Chamberlain is very bright young
man" alluding TO the English Liberal.
Mr.. Chamberlain has passed his fiftieth
birthday. Chicago Journal.
1t y said that the historian Ban
croft is onv of the only two Americans
now living who ever met Goethe. The
other is George II. Calvert, the scholar
and poet, who is eighty-three years old.
Cadet Kuhn, who graduated at the
head of his Glass at West Point this
year, is the son Of poor blacksmith al
Leavenworth. He got his appointment
10 cadetsh.p by winning competi.
tive examination. - Chicago Herald.
President Eliot, of Harvard Uni.
versity, was widower when he heard
Grace Osgood sing at a private con.
cert He fell in love at sight, was in.
troduced neXt day, engaged the next
week, and married the next month";
Hartford CoHrdnt.
"A German school-tcacher in Penn
sylvania indorses n book as follows
ave are full brother-in-law TO the
German language, having married 4
Kentucky Dutchwoman two years be
fore she laid aside her wooden shoes
and feel warranted in giving this par
ticular book our unqualified approval. y
philadelphia Press.
- Mapleson says he has received ca
Diagrams from both Patti and Nilsson
offering to sing for him for not much
much than half the amount they de
manded last summer. He declined, he
says. peremptorily, saying that he had
made up his mind to oppose the star sys
tenn henceforth with all his might and
means.-M y Tribune.
Jonathan Findlay, now u resident
Of Montreal, Can, was more than sixty
years ago pupil Of Carlyle's, who,
Mr.. Findlay says, was a cruel tyrant,
ruling a class Of trembling boys with
a rod OF iron. He was rough and un.
couth in his appearance, and no one
suspected that within him were the ele-
ments Of a great and successful writer
Colonel William A. Stilloway, a
soldier of two wars, considered the
most learned printer of the day. re.
sides in Springfield, Mass. He once
set up the Bible entire in Greek, and
the New Testament in German, French,
Spanish and Hebrew. The old man Is
now without money and without
friends. Recently he walked the streets
two days and nights without food and
without a place to sleep. Boston Her
adj
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26
A TRADE SECRET.

An Undertaken Tells why His business Is
Better In winter Than IN summer.
When asked by a reporter whether
he had any funerals on hand, an Olive
street undertaken answered in the mega
tive, adding that he expected to have
some very good ones very soon.
"What makes YOU so cOniident?n
queried the reporter.
WHY quOth the undertaken. "the
rich men die in winter and poor men
in summer As winter is coming on IL
follows naturally that we VIII have the
remains OF people belonging TO rich
families TO bury. When | say that the
rich die In winter and the poor In sum
mer, ] am prepared 10 give my reasons
for that assertion. In the summer
time rich men as rule take ii easy.
They keep IN the shade and spend their
time at summer resorts. where they get
plenty Of fresh air. Poor people. on
The other hand. remain at home. They
work in the sun, live in easements and
hot rooms, and eneryate themselves un-
til they take sick aud die. II Is well
known fact that poor people as a rule
have more children than rich people,
and II Is also a well-known fact that
the mortality among children Il greater
during the summer months than at any
other season OF the year. Men who
work on high walls, as brick masons.
men who clean the streets. and team
siers, a. well as others who are exposed
10 the hot rays OF a midsummer sun.
are poor mon, as n rule, who are com
PEELED to work the year round for their
daily bread Rich men die in winter
because they are subject TO dangers
they tako no precautions 10 avoid.
Poor men suffer from exposure, yet
their very hardsh'ps III them for the
sudden changes Of the weather. which
are almost constantly occurring. Rich
people. wearing furs and heavy over
coats. crowd into Oyerheated and badly
ventilated thcatcrs. When they come
out they catch their death Of cold.
Rich people indulge In greater excesscs
In winter than in summer. They at
tend more balls and wine parties and
lose more sleep IN cold than In warm
weather. There are many other rea-
sons for the fact stated to you. but II Is
hardly ORTIZ while 10 enumerate them
mere Suffice II TO say that the under
takers have nearly ali Of their best pay
ing funerals during the winter months. |"
ST Lpuis HcpublicGH.
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No oPIArEs or poison.
Only twenty-five cents.
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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26
ONE or THE PACK.

soo how II is; I'm one OF the pack
- A paltry playing card; nothing more.
You ehunlc and deal, then take mo bnck,
OF toss me 70 lie where I was boforos
nut they fare no better; thcy'rc inthe same
For YOU vary the usual order Of sport.
You tako what you please while you play
your tricks
No doubt u serves well as a souroo OF fun
To match your lovers, this one against
Though pcriep., whom the evenings amuse.
And ihe pack put aside we secm rather
nat
but suppose that by chance in the dead OF
when yol dream with disdaIn OF our being
inert.
We should break your repOsc, rising up in
And declare 70 your face that our feelings
are hurR
For whatever you fancy, VIC each have
! And thc rules TINT apply here are oddly 90
That while We seem bent TO yout fingers con.
troll.
And are PLAYED with yet we too are taking
Don't you soc that sequence of hearts you
may break
While attempt ng ono mean little trump spot
or succum6 TO an equally iuckiess mistake
Aud let n king 20 for the sake OF a knayo2
Docs Tom diamond take YOU or is it my
The deuce, after all, viii perhaps end the
Thon, again, YOU may yield to young Aigcr.
Or the one eyed o,d bankers Cyclopean
Tho game's to be Lottery--so you said
Or Matr m0nyg MOI both, I declared
Why, the next thing know you'n take to Old
Maid,
And icaveme to sorrow and Solitaire.
Cross purposes stIi This never will do,
4 lOuuc begun Ningtet un; I'm at Thirty
one
Just ten years apart All. wish know
Some smool her way 20 mako matters runl
You change the game Ike pautomime;
For you're trying to cheat mo half OF the
with a little joker"-a laugh m your
sleeve.
Let ms end this nonscnsei what do You say
Leave me out, and 10 on with the rest,
Or throw the whole heap OF cards away,
And stake your all on man as the best.
You can't manage love according 70 Hoyle,
And your effort 10 do 90 you surely would
Dts:des, what's the use OF such intricate
tollg-
I rou shall , win all the games If only win
George Parsons Ldttrop IN Harper's Mdgo-
1fnc.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

The Deer Isle (Me.) Gazette tells
the following as a sample Of what can
be done by the kind of girls they raise
on the island As Hattie Torrey was
crossing the Reach" with her father
in sail-boat the halyards parted, LETT
ting the sail down into the boat. Cap
tain Torrey spliced the halyards, but he
being too heavy (weighing over two
hundred pounds) was unable to climb
the mast to reeve them of again, so his
daughter, a spunky lady Of nineteen,
climbed tho mast, which Is twenty feet
tall and rove them of.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

The arrest of suspicious character upon
his general appearance, movementsor eoip-
robbed traveller, fired house, or muir
dered fsllow-man, Is en- important func-
tion of a shrewd detective. Even moro i'm.
portant Is the arrest OF a disease which, II
not checked, will blight and destroy hu-
man hfe. The frequent cough loss OF appe-
tite, general nnguor or DEBILITY pallid skin
and bodily aches and pains. announce the
approach of pulmonary consumption, which
Is promptly arrested and permanently cured
by DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov'
ery.n Sold by druggists.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

Tomato shortcake; Make crust
as for Strawberries, select good ripe
meaty tomatoes. cut In slices onc-inch
thick, prepare and serve same as straw
berry, usinga little less sugar,-The
Caterer.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

THE VoLrAIc BELT CO., of Marshall, Mich,
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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26
nI pon,t want RelIef. nut Cure, p

Is tho exclamation of thousands suffering
from catarrh. To all such we say; Catarrh
can bo cured by DIR. Sage's Catarrh Rem.
edy. Ne has been done in thousands OF
cases; why not in yoursl Your danger is
in delay. Enclose n stamp TO Worlds Dis
pensary Medical Association, Buffalo, N.
Y, for pamphlet on this disease.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

PIXIES TooTHAcHE DRoPs cure In minute, 25S
Glenns sulphur Soap heals and boautifes. 25c
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunlons
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

WEAK lungs, spitting or blood consump-
ton, and kindred affections, cured without
physician. Address for treatise, with two
stamps, WoRLDs DIsPENsARY MEDICAL As
socIGTIoN, Buffalo, N. Y.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

New York Is TO have n new style OF
omnibuses, after the Paris pattern.
with seats o'ltside for passengers. M
y. Hcr1i.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

" a cough disturbs your sleep, take
Piso's Cure for Consumption and rest well
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

PATTERNS of your own selection, and OF
any size, given with every number oil
Demorest's Monthly. SEQ Advertisement
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

A DESIRABLE bargain in silks--a pretty
girl with n million.-Lotch Citizen.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

THE successful author has fortune In his
own write.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

A PROCESSION Of old maids and bachelors
always marches in single file.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

IT Is the man who can't raise the wind
who does the most blowing ng.-herehaRt Trdv-
efer
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

Az open questlon--Are you going to let
me ni-BostoH Courier.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

ORDINARY mortals try 10 throw of bad
impressions; printers don't.-M T. Jour.
staL
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

THE right men to make bank cashiers Of:
Those who have lost both legs in battle
Tofe3o Biadf
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

PRoBABLY the shakiness Of the climbs Of
the law accounts for the laws delay
BH6dlo Express.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26
The Mirror

Is no flatterer. Would you
make it tell a sweeter talef
Magnolia Balm is the charm
er that almost cheats the
looking-glass.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1885-11-26

tAI LII ~ DORIS tss.f.ssstss
nOGt-0nOd 20 choice a..... 81
hH fEP-CommOn 10 0ood 81
Fl0U H-Goed 10 choice. A.
WilEA1-No. = red f....,...-
COIN--NO. 2.... ......
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The Mineral argus., 1885-03-05
THE HOME CIRCLE AID FARM.


LEMON CAKE. Two cups Of sugar,
one-half cup Of water. five eggs. the
white IT one being left ont for icing two
cups of -four. the rind aud Juice of a
lemon and two small teaspoonfuls OF
baking powder. Bake in jelly tin ;.
For icing: beat the white stiff, add
powdered sugar and the juice and rind
OF lemon. 1t should be quite stiff.
CorrAGE PUDDING. One cup Of
sugar. One-half cup of butter, one egg.
one cup of sweet milk, three cups Of
prepared -four, or three cups of -four
and two teaspoonfuls cf baking powder
Eat hot with the following sauce:
three cups Of boiling water. one cup Of
sugar, three tablespoonfuls of corn.
starch dissolved in little water. butter
the size Of an egg. juice and grated rind
OF one lemon. The sauce should cook
until clear,
EaGs AND Toast. Put . quart
Of milk more il your family is
laree) on the back of the stove
to heat. When boiling hot. drop in
eggs. the same as yOu would poach
them in water. Use care not to burn
the milk. Toast some thin slices of
bread; butter and place on a platter.
When the eggs are done. place one on
each piece of toast, season the milk and
pour over. Good for change
CABBAGE SALAD.-One small head of
white cabbage, sliced fine with a keen
knife; chopping bruises salads of the
green kinds; one-half cup OF vinegar,
and the same of boiling milk one table
sDoonful of butter, one beaten egg, one
tablespoonful of white sugar; pepper
and salt to taste. Scald the milk in
one saucepan. the vinegar in another.
Put into the latter. when hot, the but
ter, sugar, pepper and salt; boil MP
once and stir in the shred cabbage.
Cover closely. and draw to the side of
the stove, where 1t will scald but not
boil. Pour the hot milk OH the beaten
egg. Return to the fire and stir until
it begins to tLicken. Turn the cab
bage into a bowl, pour the hot milk
and egg upon it, and mix thoroughly
with silver fork. Cover the bowl
while the contents are hot, and set
away where it will cool suddenly. Eat
cold.
The Mineral argus., 1885-03-05
Crude Petroleum a. q Paint,

When petroleum is used as a paint for
ences and outbuildings. with what
should it he mixed?
ANs.-As the oil sinks into the wood
very rapidly, no coloring matter should
be used with it, as il woulL be left ,lrv
On the surface or be washed of by tie
first shower. Indeed, no cOloring mat
ter is required rs the oil leaves the wood
If brOwnish color that Is agreeable.
md hides the dirt that gathers on
fences and outbuildings. Really the
effect of petroleum is to saturate the
timber, not to form coat on it. so that
it adds greatly to its durability, and
forms an excellent "priming" coat on
which TO lay second coat of oil and
mineral paint.
The Mineral argus., 1885-03-05

New York journal: Il wish there wal
some way to keep those children quiet
on a rainy day or when it il too warm
for them to be ont in the sun playing, y
said weary mother the other day to
her friend and neighbor. Railways no.
ice what little trouble you have with
your children, although you have three
more than ] have; and thought, per-
haps, you could tell me how you man
aged it,"
"A very easy matter. my DEAR" re-
piled her friend. Children must De
amused or they will become cross and
naughty; so would You or I. Suppose
you were doomed to stay all day, or
half day. in one room. were not allowed
to read. write or sew, could only sit on
certain chairs and handle certain arti-
cles. and there was no one To talk to or
nothing but game of solitaire for us
to play. Why, we'd he almost crazy i.
Any one, man, woman or child, in good
health, must have something to do dur
ing their waking hours. Yet how few
mothers try to give something to the
busy hands and active brains of the lit
tie ones. Iou notice children ont i'm
he street or garden. Are they ever
still or quiet? No. II is true they
ind amusement in the most trivial
hings. Now have Thought about all
his, and ] have fixed up one room in
he house, the play room, exclusively
for my children.
"The room is the large one on the top
iOor. 1t is all had to spare. as I could
rot afford a good carpet ] painted the
ioor and left it bare. 4 poor carpet
would he worn out in SIX months. In
he winter the room is heated by a lit
lie circular stove. and over this is put a
wire screen. so that there is no danger
II the children burning themselves.
The walls are painted delicate gray,
with pale pink border. and / have. a
yainscoting that Is one of the chic:
harms of the room.
"What is it? Well, / collected all
he pictures l could cut ont of maga-
lines. illustrated papers, etc. aud
,astcd them on The wall from the floor
Utmost rs high as the mantel. Pictures
,f birds and animals and those Of CHILD
ife are. of course. the greater number.
put the colorcd prints down near the
surface. 50 that the smaller children
'ould enjoy them, aud they are pasted
~ 80 nicely that tearing them is i'm
possible.
Then continued this nice little
mother, II have five boxes in the room.