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, 1885-09-18

As important business enterprise has
te,n lnaugurat,d at the SOFT foundry Vi
The Reading iron works 10y the successful
casting nf a heavy Lre,eh loading rifle
cannon of thirty feet length ui bore. for
the American Standard Ordnance com
RAINY. of New York. The Iast cast
weighs 10000 pounds The gun, when
completed will exec,d 10000 pounds
WEIGHT. Il is calculated hat this canu n
viii consume 300 pounds OF powder and
5000 pounds Of prujccliles an hour.
, 1885-09-18

Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
Of want Of weight in the back, loins and
lower part OF the abdomen, causing the
patient to suppose b. has some affection
Of the kidneys or ~neighboring organs. At
times. symptoms ofindipestion are present
fatulency, uneasincss Of the stomach. etc.
A moisture like p~erspira.ien, producing a
very disagrceable itching, after getting
warm. is a common attendant. Blind,
bleeding and itching piles Weld at nnce to
the application Of DR.. Bosanko's Pile
Remedy, which acts directly on the parts
effected. absorbing the tumors, a~llaying
the intense itching, and effecting a per-
manent cure. Price so cents. Address
The DR. Bosanko Medicine Co, Piqua,
o. Sold by w. n. Hunt
, 1885-09-18

This may seem a great many. but we
must remember that the cuckruach eats a
mule Of ev,pth Thug he picks up aud has
need ui a tremendous uig, sti,, apparatus
Our digestive apparatus Is altogether dii
trrrnt First We chew our food With our
teeth then send it To the stomach 10 be
Disposed Of II the stomach is not III
perfect working order, take Browns Irun
Bitten aud Ike il do It's work properly
Ms Sophia Torbet, Georgetown, Dcl.,
says: II used Browns Irun Biuers for
dyspepsia; it greatly improved my di
gestiOn.'
, 1885-09-18

Electricity has cen brought to the
aid OF the sportsman by the use OF n
small lamp for the front sight Of II ride,
10 rem err 1t visirle Il the Il SIX, or whcn
from any cause whstevcr lhrre is in
an Gent light The minute electric
lamp IL IKE near { e mt H. OF Tie gun
an shielded hy a metallic screen. he
current Is supplied ~ a small battery
Va the stock.
, 1885-09-18
Louisiana State Lottery Comply

Incorporated IN 1888 for % ears by the Leg.
'ElH'ure for Educational and Charitable pur-
poses-wttha capital Of 81 which o
reserve fund o. over $4,000 has since been
added.
BY an overwhelming popular vote itE
franchise WIS made a part OF the present
state Constitution adopted December ID. A.
D. 1878.
TIE OniV Lottery erer uoted on and endorsed
by NE people Of any STATE.
II netcr Scnlcs m Phstpones.
Ts Grand SINGLE Number Drawings take
pace monthly.
A SPLENDID OPPORTUNITY TO WIN
FORTUNE. Tenth Or nd DAWN,
class "A. n The ArAi Envy OF NI'SI
NEW ORR Fans. TESD Y, OCTOBER IS.
lNS5 .-ls5th Monthly Arawing
CAPITAL PRIZE. $4,000.
100, 900 Tickets ct Fiv DO lars Each
Fractions. in Fihhs in proportion.
, 1885-09-18

In delicate health and all who suffer from
habitual constipation. will find the pleas
ant fruit remedy, Syrup Of figs, more
easily taken. and more beneficial in effect
than any other remedy. II acts promptly
yet gently on the bowels, kidneys, liver
and stomach. and does not sicken or de-
b~ilitate. For sale by w. n. Hunt
, 1885-09-18

A POSITIVE CURE FOR EVERY FORM OF
BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASE th0m
fIMPlES 10 SUh0tULA.

nIsFIGURlNG HUMORS, humllating erup-
~ uUns, itching tnd burning ska fortunes. lJaih-
some SORES, and eN ~ species VI itching. scsily
plupiN inner ted. ecI' iululs and contagiOu
diseases nf the blood skin aud scalp, with loss
ui hair from infancy IT, uld age, Ae pOsltlveiy
eur, d by uic1ra kes,lVrnt, she NEW blood pu-
cure, aud Cutlcura soap. an exquisite skin beau
tlner, externally.
, 1885-09-18

pAILY L. ABE all transient advertlsements
10 cents per line each Insertion 6 consecutive
Insertions : cents per line one month s cents
per Hue
Minor mentisn notices. among local reading
matter. 10 cent per line each ins nlon.
WEEKLY LEADER. all transient advertise
month, ~ cents per line SIX months 10 cent?
per line one yenr 0 cents per llne. Marriage
and birth notices. IL each. No advertisement
inserted for less than % cents.
II. GLAFcKE, Publisher.
, 1885-09-18

IT Is said 5000 people will be thrown
out Of employment in Montana Territory
by the interior department ruling prohi-
biting the cutting of timber on unsurveyed
mineral lands.
, 1885-09-18

SENATOR j. X. JONES, Of Arkansas,
believes the silver question will Ue the
leading feature of the next session of con
gress, aud expressed himself a friend to
that metal. He is for tariff reform.
, 1885-09-18
r.n.lo tnnh tor rmplo,s.

Mmo, Boucieaut, proprietor Of tina
famous on Arthe. recently announce |
To her ..bl en loyrs that from her pri-
vate fortune she ual appropri ted ~ -
q 10 tn ioundat on Ut u pension fund
for aged and nirm employees. a SINH
lr fund Of q u.u already exists,
given W The former proprietor In loo.
, 1885-09-18

Bones have 10 IN proven to quickly
dissolve IN s.i-water Tiny ar com
uenlly ) l.om o IA 'ed during oc an
DIR dgngs, %altnoug teeth, VIII Oh resist
the ~ ton o IN wal indie nitsly. ar
often brought ap.
, 1885-09-18

a Rts ~ Hss t" stitch In the
side. cramps, shoot Z and sharp pains, h-um-
attic, neura gic and sciAtlc ains, and
kpA~ every external pHin ana ache soOthed
" cxptlled-wlth wonderful celebrity
Nv tna new, original, elegant and
speedy antidute to pain and in1am-
: mation, the tuticuih Plaster. ". r
rnntra the e~rfection OF e egant external rem-
edies. ~ d vastly superior 10 oil other plasters.
Al druggists. CSC .nve for 81 ". Mailed Iree-
Potter Drug & chemical 4 o., Boston
, 1885-09-18
Test for rinking Water.

rinkinR water, says a hygienio
writer my ba tested in this simple
way Ill q pint Lottle three-quarlers
iull OF the water. Dissolve in il one
hal t%easpoonful Of the best white sugar
e II Nv y in a warm place for forty
eight hours. II the water becomes
cloudy it Is unfit to drink"
, 1885-09-18

| kave the largest and most complete
clothing house in Wyoming, aud can and
will sell clothing cheaper than any other
house in the territory. b. Ilellman.
, 1885-09-18

have been afflicted since last March with a
skin disease the doctors JAILED eczema. Ny face
was covered Nith SEALS and sores, and the Itch
iug and burnisg ere almOs unbearable oee-
lng Your mIcuru Remedies 50 highly RECON-
mrhded, l C Included To give them . rial, using
the tuticurt an . , utieura soap externally, and
Resnlyent Internally, Tor Tour ~ nths. / call
M, self Gu ed. Ia gra itude for which. l M Ike
this public statement.
Mrs. LARA A FREDERICK
broad brook, oun
, 1885-09-18
ECzEuA crnFD

I was afiicti d with eczema on the scalp, I &c,
ea = hiC ,eh, Which eoIurpiri, where l gut
, our emedtss, pru. uunced ne Of the worst
.asr that hHd cume under his not CO He I'D
yisrd me 10 Try your . ulicur Remedies, and af-
Ter I'VE day > use. my scalp and par. at my lace
" 'e entirely etf,d. sud | hope IA another week
Ia have ms rurs, neck. a Il the other part Of my
face cured. HERMAN II ID,
12D 4 f4th Il New York.
, 1885-09-18

Or. Almenara Butler has found that
cocaine ointment TO In o immedi-
ately relieved the se,o r pain Of n c lid
o er whose body Loiling water nal bccu
} Lied.
, 1885-09-18

1857 Prizes. Amounting tO...-.----..--so6s.5N
Application for rates To clubs shouid
re made only to the office Of the Company n
New Orleans.
For mrther Information write ole al
giving full address.
e-tai y IT,, Express Money Orders, or New
YORK Exchange In nrdinhry letter. Currrncs
by eNptfrs Cd sunrs nf IS and u, ward
AT our exp~usef addressed
". A. lAuPHiN. New Orleans, La,
or NJ DAUPHIN, GU Seventh st.. Washing
Ton. ID q
, 1885-09-18

In Rostov. Russ there il p society
u child nnlrlerers. o, acting rs nui
~ 20 sna cialdrsr 10 spare them thr
.ruuilvs ui lllr
, 1885-09-18

Persons desiring pure Lake Mshapaluta
ice should leave orders at Christ. Mausr' 4,
baker. Sli Ferguson street or with the
undersigned. SLOAN 4 Co.
, 1885-09-18

ARcHDEAcoN FARRAR. the celebrated
English divine, arrived in Canada yester-
day afternoon.
, 1885-09-18

Roscoe CoNKLING has sailed from
Liverpool for America, after a season
abroad.
, 1885-09-18

NJ GREvY, has re~cousidered lis deter
mination not to accept another term as
president of the French republic.
, 1885-09-18
THENEcEssITY
DR.. WAGNER 8 Co.

We offer no apology for devoting so much time
aid attention TO til 5 much neglected cla-s Of
dlsea es b. lleythg that no condition OF humanity
- t,o wrrtclIed I merit th- sympathy and best
services of the profession to which we belong
ia many are Innocent kunererS, and that
the physician who dev.tes himtelf
to relieving the afflicted and saving
them frlm worse than death. Il no less IA
philanthrophlst and "A be- efactor to his race
than the Surgeon or physician who by close AZ
pllcatlon ex els Ia "A y other branch OF his pro-
fessiun AID fortunately FOR humanity. ~ day
is dawning Shen the false pnlisnthrophy that
condemned The victims of folly o. crime. like
tine I, pens under tn Jewish law. to dis uncared
for. has passed away.
, 1885-09-18

Try Rhodes and Truxell's celebrated
soda water with cream, equal TO that Of
Alex HudDut Of New York.
, 1885-09-18

ArkanSaw Traveller; De quick man
ain t allun he hes han ter do er piece o.
work. DE bes rain IN from dc slow
cloud.
, 1885-09-18
BEAR SPRINGS RANCH.
JOHN NEWMAN, Prop.

This well known road ranch on the
Fort Larsmie and Black Hills stage line,
has recently bcra re opened, and the
proprietor is prcpa.,, to furnish good
Accommodations for man AID beast.
Meals 50 cents. Horses To- hay IS cents
per span. Hay sold by the bale. Large
oorrals and barn Tor 40 horses. Broken
horses for sale.
, 1885-09-18

Manufactured only by the California
Fig Syrup Co San Francisco Cal, is
Natures Own Ture Laxative, This plea.
sent liquid fruit remedy may be had OF
Hunt 4 Whipple druggists. Sample bot
ties free and large bottles at fifty cents Oh
one dollar. II is the most pleasant
prompt and effective remedy known, to
cleanse the systam, TO act on the Liver,
Kidneys and Bowels gently yetthoroughly
TO dispel Headaches. Colds aud Pever; TO
cure CONSTIPATION. Indigestion and kind
red ills For sale by w. n. Hunt
- -
nmoha etaal harhad wfre Can fnr
, 1885-09-18
Sam Ramsey's Restaurant,
The Only FIRST Glass place Of the Kind In
The City,

Canda-,~a a. nr.p-, PIHa.
Meals at all houn. Olsten served in
every style Suppers for parties. and lun-
ches gutten in frst class style aud seut To
any part Of the city. Al orders promptly
attended 10. Money must accOuIany the
orders Board by the week 500, by
the month 5000. 3l2 Ferguson Street,
n the Carey Block.
, 1885-09-18

Nc =. was before being nipiure-i. Just think
how had been badly ruptured for eight years.
and now a II yrnrs Of age, am made a well man
by your truss Ever sOur frc 4,
NHtHOL Is PAT EhSON." 3
For ~ particulars II this great Invention
call or address NJ tNfT ELASTIC TRUSS
COMP NY, 70l Sacramento street, San IRAN
siNco. al. Branch Offices l3 Madison street.
thicagu.n and 3i2 n, sixth street. ~. Louis
Mo. - BswArs OF limitations.
, 1885-09-18

Yt0H iCfU sace money by
buying your boys and
chadrens' clothing Of m.
Marks. Eddy and Secen-
feeHfh streets.
, 1885-09-18

IL TtsH time OF boys under
fceGr IL 10 be found at W.
Marks, Eddy and Seren-
fesNfh streets.
, 1885-09-18

Legal blanks at the Lsaderofhoa.
, 1885-09-18

uttered ar the fosf or1rs. Cheyenne. WDo-
IninD, for fermentation through he mdfb az
f-cond Haas tsanfer.
, 1885-09-18
YOUNG MEN
M~IpDLE-AGED MEN

There art many men Of the age OF 50 TO 10 who
are troubled with too frequent excavations OF
the bladder. often accompanied by a slight
smarting or burning sensation and a weakening
OF the system IN n mainer the patient canntt
account for On examining the urinary deposits
a ropy sediment Will often be found, and some
times small particles of albuinen will appear, OF
the color VIII be Of akin or milkish hue, again
changing to a dark and torpid appearance.
There arr many men who die OF this difficulty,
OF seminal Weakness DR.. Wagner will guaran-
tee a cure IN AL such cases and "A healthy restora-
ton of the genlto-urinaJy organs, Consultation
free Thorough examination aud advice. 800.
See the Doctors additional advertisement in
the Denver Daily News and Tribune Republi-
can.
, 1885-09-18
PEOPLE CHARMED BY TERROR.

n eom.th from the South, and all the sod
Bio -omins saith; I'll 4 he breath OF COL
, 1885-09-18

Successor to DIR. Gray. Offices over
Drug Store, corner Sixteenth and Eddy
ON the Office day or night United Statea
Ione No. %.
, 1885-09-18

u. G. BAIRD and A. c. ~CAMPBELLl. Al
tofneys-at-La Law and Notaries Public, CLsy.
second floor, Stebbins 4 Post s bank block
, 1885-09-18
THE BREATH OF cor.


It ooinsth from tue FL t-th4 Wintry plain
Softeaz beneath tho tender touch Of rain,
1t comsth from the North. and finest lace
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-29
"E MoNSTAiR RooG.'S
a FreRshman's Experience with Grabs al
Rockaway Beach.

a FreRshman's Experience with Grabs at:
Rockaway Beach.
A party of Frenchmen who were out
sailing on Jamaica Bay were caught in
a sudden squall the other night and.
compelled to stop over at one of the
small hotels at Rockaway Beach. One
of Them a late arrival, was greatly
exercised over the discomforts of the.
place, and complained bitterly about
the lack of elegance in the fittings and.
the inadequacy of the menu to satisfy
a refined palate. A member Of fish
ing club. who had been out grabbing,
courteously gave mp his room to- the
foreigner, and shared the bed of one
of his companions. But in vacating
the apartment he left behind his fish
ing tackle and a basketfEl OF the crabs
he had caught.
The Frenchman sought the chamber
rather late. and retired al once. Dur
ing the night he awoke. and fancied he
heard q noise that was not the mnrmur
of the surf on the beach beneath his
window. He sat up and listened Yes.
He was sure of it then. A strange.
scratching sound. In q moment
he was out of his bed. for 1T
came from the floor underneath
his feet, and from different parts of it,
too. In a fright he CROPPED for his
matches and struck light. Then
with a veil he made for the door. The
basket in the corner had tilted over and
released the crabs, which were strug-
Cling about all over. In the gloom
the frightened foreigner could hardly
make out the appearance of the mis-.
shapened creatures, and he never
stopped to investigate.
IT was midnight, and few stragglers
were going out of the bar-room down
stairs, when he burst into it in essen
TALLY brief apparel.
zee propree-atairer he shouted.
| "Show to NEE zee propree-ataire!'
What's wrong, sir?" asked that
| functionary. coming from behind the
| bar.
Wrong. sare?' cried the other.
.Everysing is wrong. ices is one
situation diabolique. i can not of zee
souper eat. / can not of zee beer drink.
i ask for my chamber and you show
heem to me. Diable, Zee bed so hard
is L can not upon heem sleep. Zee
peelow so small is lose heem i'm one
moment. But no mind Eat. try tC
myself compose, zen zere is one scretch
scretch, scretch, and one ciack, clack
clack all ozee chambre over. Zet
candle / been illumine. Cieli What
you tink see? Boogs, zare, monster
boogs. Beeg as my head. Go, zare
take zee chambrc. do not heem nc
more want. Zere is not room in heem
for tree or four boog Ike Eat. ~. T.
| HernlH
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-29

His Defense Assinst the Charges OF Exag<
gerstfoa and Misstatement.

HIS Defense As.inst the Charges OF Exas<
gerstfoa and Misstatement.
In q fve-eolumn interview with
Henry NJ. Stanley, published in the New
York Herald, the explorer defends him.
self from the charges of exaggeration
and misstatement of facts in regard to
the Congo region. In conclusion he
says:
Gordon accused me of being too
literal. He asked me, in q letter to
me when he found that my conduct in
Africa had been the subject of ParIia-
mentary debate, why was foolish
enough to say anything about it, and
if had been compelled to- fight. If I
had not said so, no one could have
charged me with having been violent
toward the natives but General Gordon,
and other people who blamed me for
my csndor forget that it was = news
paper enterprise of the Herald and
Telegraph which sent me there, and
therefore / was bound to be as literal
and IS faithful as though had no con-
Germ with these events. In the same
way | have endeavored to be just as
candid and literal in nv descriptions
of African climate. scenery, manners
and customs as though l had no con-
Germ whatever in Africa; for / have
told YOU in my preface bluntly that it
is immaserial TO me whether you do
anything to Africa or not. MY duty
lies in giving you faithful description
of what see. Hence think they are
unjust who charge me with exaggerat-
ing. l have fond feeling for Africa
1t is true / like Africa. / think
Africa capable of what / say it
is: but | say there is q way of pro-
ducing that eapability to its fullest ex-
tent without endangering your own
life. and / give YOU certain ideas as to
how you should endeayor to conform
yourself under the new regime re-
quired by tropical climate.
Now, as / have no pecuniary inter
ests in the Congo or Africa, / think
the terms fraud and 'swindle' are q
gross misuse of words, and to say that
a man 'exaggerates' when he simply
states his candid opinion is also a mis-
use of the word. Though say these
things. il is immaterial to me what you
do. Ny duty is, just like Emerson, to-
teach men by going about NV own
business; and it was my business TO-
give YOU q faithful impression. such IS
had of Africa and the things saw.
| have no further interest in it. Nc
body is required to do anything for
Africa unless the spirit moves him.
There are fields as open IN Africa for
Americans, if they are enterprising
enough and have the proper CONNER
cial spirit, rs there are In China or any
other part of the world. have dis
covered field where the white mems
enterprise can do a great deal of good.
not only to themselves. but to the
natives. That is really the raison
d'etre of all / have said. have tried
to open this new field for the worlds
enterprise. At the same time beg to-
say that it is perfectly immaterial to
me whether they dc. it, because there
is no loss to me or to any Of the officers
of the Congo State, who have nothing
at all to DO there except TO do their
duty, get their pay, and come home
and be happy"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-29
IN HOT WATER.
The Druggist Who Was Pestexed by q TeG--

The Druggist Who Was Pestexed by q TeG--
ton.
The druggist knew thing or two
about business, so he put sign in his
window in large German letters, Ser
man spoken here" and the very first
hour it was up in walked a putting,
perspiring Teuton.
''Ich will sayhen der mon vet
sprecken Sherman%
The head clerk. closed one eve to the
assistant, the proprietor grinned, and
the boy purloined dozen marshmal-
low drops as he answered.: The Ger
man clerk has just gone out to dinner
with the French, Spanish, Chinese and
Turkish clerks. Anything l can do
for you?"
"Vot time he kommen back NIT dot
dinner, amt it2"
He won't be back for an hour.
Anything I can do for you?"
''Ich will say hen der mon yot
sprecken Sherman-Ich varten."
He waited an hour and q half.
dot mon yot sprecken Sherman
bully goOt eater. amt it?"
The assistant then told him that the
German clerk had sent word that his
aunt was, sick and that he wouldn't be
back before four o'clock. At four
o'clock the German returned.
Itch viii say ben dot mon vot sprecken
German2'
Then the proprietor asked him if it
was anything important.
"Vo5 is dot? Dot not imbordent"
The proprietor. chief clerk and assist
ant tried to explain, and a man who
cane in for a seidlitz powder clipped
in, yelling at the top of his voice, and
a hstle girl for rhubarb said she knew
a man down the street that could speak
German, bpt the Teuton only shook
his head: ''Ich will sayhen dot mon yot
sprecken Sherman"
They then told him that the German
clerk would not be back before twelve
o'clock at night.
At twelve o clock there was furious
ring at the bell. The proprietor fell
down stairs, and the head clerk kicked
over an arnica bottle on his way
through the store; both reached the
door at the same time.
'.Ich will sayhen der mon vot
sprecken Sherman.
Then the proprietor seized an iron
pestle, grabbed the Teuton by the
throat and shrieked:
You double-dyed. Internal 'ich viii
sayhen,' tell me what you want, or by
the holy smoke III brain you"
Itch viii hobben der mon vot
sprecken Sherman to rite a hostel card
to mine brudder vot Wis in Milwaukee.
Then they fell upon him and smote
him full sore. The next day they took
in the sign. And the clock in the vii
lage doomed two,-Philadelphta NelcS
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-09-29
WIGGiNS' PREDICTIONS.
Peculiar Condition of the Planetary Bodies
A Tremendous Storm Foretold.

Peculiar Condition of the Planetary Bodies
A Tremendous Storm Foretold.
E. Stone Virgins, of Canada, is
making some very interesting predic-
tions regarding the temperature, etc.,
next year. The following appears in
the Detroit Free Press:
In recent issue of your journal you
say have predicted that next winter
will be unusually mild. This is news
to me. With the great planets, Jupiter.
Saturn. Uranus and Neptune. all so
near their perihilion, mild winter for
1886 is an absolute impossibility. In
fact the extremely cold weather now
prevailing in the Southern Hemisphere
teaches lesson of an opposite signifi-
cation. Unusual proximity OF the
neighboring planets to our earth in
yariablv means cold. When our moon
is in perigee, and especially at the time
of her conjunction, the temperature
falls and this is increased when our
second satellite has a similar relative
position. The old theory that the
nearer planet is to the sun the hotter
it is is absurd! The opposite is the
fact-the colder it is! All planets
must increase in size and attractive
power, either by meteors falling to
their surface or by the increase in the
number of their satellites, which
/ must mean that they are gradually
/ Feceding from the sun. Our earth
is much further from the solar orb now
i than she was at the glacial age. or
Nwhen our visible satellite first appeared
L IN the Silurian eras. and Saturn is much
| more distant than when he carried but
/ q single moon in his then smaller race
recourse around the sun. Then as the
Flour great planets just mentioned are
20 near to us their attraction forces
! our satellites nearer our primary, thus