Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1885-10-21

a Presbyterian church sociablo Will be
held at the home of Mrs. Jane Irwin, on
FRIDAY evening. Admission 15cts. Pro-
eeeds for benefit of the church.
Some overly smart Registers require every
one to testify to their age who apply for
marriag license, all the law contemplatcs is
that the applicant is of the legal age.
Why go about with that aching head
Try Ayers Pills. They will relieve the
stomach, restore the digestive organs to
healthy action, remove the distractions
that depress nerves and brain, and thus cure
your headache permanently.
The Democrats in Ohio have taken to the
woods and will be lost in the months to
come. Both Democrats and Republicans are
lost in wondorment at the mammoth STOCK
of goods that Espenschade has just shelved.
Call, ask for what you want.
Republicans, be on your guard, examine
your tickets, see to it that you vote just ss
you desire TO do. Sometimes men in whom
you have confidence will hand you Toe
wrong ticket telling the ticket is $50 and
so" when it is $50 and 500 Examine your
ticket and learn whether it Contains tho
names that you desire to vote for.
Tommy" exclaimed Mrs. Fogg, ssdon't
you know it is Sunday Don't you know
is naughty to make a kite to-day !''
sBut, my DEAR" interposed Fogg, ''don't
you see he is making it ont of a religious
paper'"
ssOh - said Mrs. F., s.I didn't notice
that ."-Boston Transcript.
Uriah Byers, son of Benjamin Byers, of
this town, was struck Dy locomotive, in
the Altoona railroad yard, on Saturday
morning He was so seriously injured that
he died on Saturday evening. His remains
were brought TO his homo in Patterson. A
mourn his loss. He was aged about 81
years. Interment in Union Cemetery, at
2 O'Clock, on Tuesday.
Clara (in carriage with horse running
away)-"Do you think you can stop him
with one hand, George ~
George (with teeth set-"I d-dOn't tn
think c-caa st-stop him, but c-can keep
him in the r.road."
Clara (with perfect coniiience)-"Yery
well, try it for another mile, aad then if he
doesn't stop use both hands."-N. Y.
| Times.
John Earnest, who had foot taken off
By local freight some time ago, was sgrees-
biz surprised last Saturday evening, by the
I crew OF train men who served under him
when he was conductor, stepping into his
house to the rattle of dram to present him
with purse OF SIPS, which they raised
among themselves for his benefit. John
Pannebaker delivered the presentation
speech, Mr.. Earnest rep!iei, and was follow
/ ed in speech by Wm. Deward, John Lutz
Henry DeRuff, and Thomas Dillon.
Put the boot on the other leg, suppose
! Mr.. Berry to be the present Register and
| Recorder, and lot Of lawyers should have
petiti1ned the Court to order new Docket
the Court does so, Berry is required to have
help to transcribe the docket, and up pops
| a Journalist and charges Berry and his clerk
with Job. What would people say about
such a mistaken charge. That IS precisely
the way charge the charge of the Democrat
and Register stands against Caveny and Ir-
win.
List OF letters not called for, remaining in
the Miffiintown post office, October LIST, 1885
| Person.,askIng for these letters viii please
saw they are advertised. Letters: Miss j.
s. Eckrote, Mrs. Catherine Armstrong, VI
T. f. Hamilton, Mrs. Mary A. Stewart, Rev
Joseph Hesshey, Mr.. J. Tn. Reel, Mr. S. II
Isenberg, Mrs. Thomas Mackneer, Mr.
Thomas Stewart, ]. II. Wheeler, Mrs. Eliz-
abeth Robinson, Miss Lottie Rodgers, F.
W. Meyer, Miss Maggie Searver, ". W.
Jauver. CHAs. b. CRAWFORD, p. VI.
The Democrat aud Register shouts Jug
eernaut, and the Tribune shouts Ring,
Chairman Moyer should gather himself ~
long enough from bis travels to briag the
editors of the respective journals together in
caucus SO that they may pipe one tune
through one and the same Instrument. Ii
it is Juggernaut i; cannot be Ring, and il it
| :; p;,. !, cannot he ,uQgcruaut Hurry M
aoyer or you'll not get your two organs tc
uipe one and the ssme tune this campaign
By the way Noyer might issde proclamt-
ticu stating how many Independents and
Republicans he has csaght IN his politicil
seine.
Frank A. Robbins exhibited his show il
thi. place on the 18th inst. 1t did not com
orehend al. the rorid but WIS what may bS
called gem of show, with two rings ani
center platform, just such an exhibition that
comes after long intervals. The entertain
meni yas,cf such skillfuI,snd daring perform
ance that the most critical observers we're
highly pleased. Should Robbins at some
foture time. on a fair day, pitch his tent ii
this place there will be an ouipouring OF
the people to see his show. Geo. 5. Cole
{ is q rentlemaniy manager aud made friends
of sll whom be met In business way. Rob-
bins, the proprietor, is quite young man
! to sosd not sloh show.