Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-10-30
'ENCE SILK MlTTENS.
OUR KALEIDOSCOPE.

An internal machlne-a hand organ.
College students sometimes raise came
when they rush for it.
The hearty enter always gets his de-
serts
After fashionable reception, to which
invitations are limited, party feeling al
ways runs high.
a little boy in Michigan drowned him
self in a cistern because he was booked to
recite long poem at II school exhibition
Moral-keep your cisterns covered
Dr. Mary Walker is reported to be grow
ing more disgusted with the men every
day. Once in a while a streak of genuine
luck distributes itself over whole ma
ton.
Beer is sold in Munich at six cents quart
but don't sell out and move there until
you find out the exact size of a Munich
quart,
1t is said that second crop of straw
berries has appeared in Massachusetts.
Even nature seems to be rejoicing over
the political complexion of the Old Bay
State.
ooh, where are the girls of the past ?"
queries the Chicago Rambler. Ask your
dramatic critic. He is probably acquaint
ed with every one of them.
In olden days the hunter used to "wind
his horn" as he pursued the fleeing game
up hill and down dale. Now he only UNI
winds the top of it. Times change.
A Washington belle has married po-
liceman. How will he ever manage to
/ kaap nIynlya ot oil NIGHT partias
An important measure was recently
passed by the Brazilian legislature 1t
was a quart measure, and every legislator
voted for it unanimously.
II hear that young Popinjay was hurt
by a falling limb the other night" re-
marked Blobson.
more likely to have been rising
limb" replied his companion.
GLOW so ~
Gle went to call on old Pinkham' s
daughter, and you know Pinkham don't
like him."
When a woman asks you if you don t
think her new bonnet is too young for her,
don't assent for polteness' sake, or you
will ever afterwards wish you hadn't.
There is place on the map of the United
States called Nevada, Missouri. Now,
why doesn't Nevada get up on her ear and
retaliate by christening one of her new
towns Missouri, Nevada ;
The immediate delivery system was il
use with the highway robber long before
it was ever thought of by the postotlice de
partment.
Mrs. BascOm says that she doesn't care
for these fancy stained glass windows o.
different cOlors. She is satisfied with {
plain bay window.
Naturalists say thai the feet of the com
mon working honey bee exhibit the
combination of Il basket, IL brush ard I
pair of plncers" We always thought the
pincers were situated in the vicinity of til,
tail.
Young ladies who are anxious to MARI!
titled foreign husbands should take tn,
first train for Ohio. There are said to b,
lots of different counts there just now.
The Kings of Sweden and Norway ar,
both poets Newspaper men there arr
very careful about rejecting anonymous
poems
An ingenious tobacconist has got out
new DTdllu Oh IODiCCO Culleu lIOuDIt
Nine dead-beats out of ten are so supersti
, tious that they won't borrow it.
, An exchange says that "A child cools ant
warns more quickly than man. An
one who has ever spanked a child know
this.
A Pennsylvania man recently died a
the age of ninety who never told lie o
= traded horses. He has no monument,