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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

directions are: Enter Hugo, who ad-
vances to the king, shakes his head
and kneels To the horror of the
stage-manager, and the amusement of
the audience, the actor advanced to
the king, caught him by his ears, shook
the kings head vigorously, and then
sank on his knees before assaulted ma
iesty, which anecdote, by the way does
not say much for the system of con
Quoting rehearsals at that particular
thaafpr
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
\ Tough Turkey--or Story.

From the Chicago Inter ocean,
{. :. BrOwnell & CO., a Chicago com
mission firm, received on Saturday a
consignment OF several barrels of
dressed turkeys. A porter in the en-
ploy OF the house was directed to open
a barrel OF the Thanksgiving birds.
and proceeded to do so. He Knocked
in the head OF the barrel, when he no.
tlced a movement among the deceased
poultry. Before he could notice the
cause a large and plump gobbler
stepped out OF the barrel and ran
wildly around the store. seemingly
abashed at his own nakedness. The
bird actually hadn't feather on his
body, and looked a very ghost of a
Thanksgiving dinner. For a moment
the porter was fairly 'paralyzed, " but
seeing that there was nothing super
natural IN the event he pursued Mr..
Gobbler and put an end to his exist
ence by cutting off his head. The tur-
key had been killed, or was supposed
to have been killed, in thecountrv and
shipped when the mercury was several
degrees below zero. At this tempera-
ture the poultry must have remained
exposed for at least thirtv-six hours.
1t Is supposed that the man who
slaughtered the turkeys failed to reach
Mr.. Gobbier jugular vein. and he sur
vived the plucking and the terrible
cold, only to meet his death by the
knife of an assassin.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
Curing Il Hard Cold

Have You any pure cod liver oil
and \ No. l whisky ?" he asked, enter
ING a drug store.
Il am sorry to say. sir. said the
druggist, that my stock OF cod liver
on Is very low, and am afraid that
what Is left Is not very pure"
How about the whiskv?"
1 am equally unfortunate in that.
sold the last OF my \ No. / whisky
this morning"
" Well, give me the bestyo can. I've
got hard cold, and the doctor saws
that II don't arrest it at once | may
have trouble"
VIII you have a little OF the cod
liver oil. too?"
Not ii it isn't pure
DULUTH has failed in the ATTEMPT to
organize an athletic club.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
A Clear Skin

is only a part of beauty;
but it is a part. Every lady
may have it; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beauties.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
The Reputation Of Standard Ar
ticlc

Is seldom injured by surreptitious rivalry. I'M
itat0rs OF Hostetter's Stomach Bitters have not
only lost money by attempting underhand com
petition with it. but have actually contributed
to enhance the estimation in which the genuine
medicine is held. The public at large has for
many years been acquainted with the ear marks
that distinguish the real from the spurious, and
cannot be persuaded that other articles sold in
a somewhat similar gIiSe are equally good Fe-
Yer and ague. constipation. dyspepsia and liver
complaint are not durable by cheap local bit
ters eye openers and touics but the fact is too
we'll proven and too generally known TO admit
of conscientious dispute that for these and OF lar
maladies the great household medicine is safe
and thorough remedy. Not only in the Cnifed
States but in Mexico, South America and the
West Indies its merits are widely recognized
and its reputation too firmly established 10 pe
shaken.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
ALL MPIaYed Ont =,

Don't know what ails me lately. Can't
eat well,-can't sleep well. Can'twork. and
don't enjoy doing anything. Amt really
sick, and I really amt well. Feel all kind
o. played out, someway.' That's what
scores Of men sayevery day. II thcywouId
cry" they would soon have no occasion to
say it. 1t purifies the blood, tones up the
system and fortifes it against disease It
is a great anti-bihnus remedy as wei.
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AChanccIIor,s Oni-ion.

Hon. James Harlan, cx-Vice Chan
ceIlor OF Louisville. Ky, brother OF
Justice Harlan, [. s. Supreme Court,
says OF st. Jacobs Oil: | use it. and
know full Well whereof | speak in pro
nOuncing it a most extraordinary cure
for all that is claimed for it by itspro-
prietors. Every family should haveit.
EUGENE KELLY o New York adds
$50, 900 TO Miss Caldwell's $500, 900
lit for a Catholic University.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
LAWS OF WISCONSIN.

NoTIcE-All publishers of weekly newspapers
printed in whole or in part III printing office at
the place where such newspapeT purpnrti 10 be
published, or if not so printed. that have been
established and regularly published for five years
prior to the date of the approval OF this act hay
iuE bona fde circulation to actual subscribers
of not less than two hundred copies eat h week
and which shall have hCen regularly published
for two months prior to the opening of each scs-
sion OF the legislature who shall publish in their
respective newspapers all of the acts IF general
interest passed at any session of the legislature.
which snail be designated by the secretary of
state, in The official state paper copy laws,
shall be allowed sixty dollar4 for such puhlica-
tiou upon filing with the secretary az stIte salts
factory proof, by affidavit that such laws have
been published as provided in this section.
which amount shall be paid out Of the general
fund OF the state treasury.
ERNST G. THINE,
Secretary of State.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
CAPT. LORD .'CHARLEY" BEEEsFORD,
who is doing capital service on the
Nile. was 80 wears old last week.

EUREKA! ! havefound it," Happy the
man who suddenly finds longlost treas
IRE and this is how w. c. Field OF 1882
Cedar Avenue, Cleveland felt when, after
suffering thirty years with rheumatism he
found Athlophoros, the sovereign cure. It
Is what he had been looking for and now
his Joints are free from pain. Price, 81 per
bottle. If your druggist hash t it. send to
Athlophoros Co, 1l2 Wall Street, y. \.
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Important.

When yc1 visit or leave New York city,
save Baggage EXpressage and Carriage Hire,
and stop at the Grand Union Hotel.
opposite Grand Central Depot 600 elegant
rooms fitted up at a cost OF one million
dollars, reduced to 81 and upwards per
day. European plan. Elevator. Restau-
rant supplied with the best. Horse cabs,
stage, and elevated railroad to all depots.
Families can live better for less money at
the Grand Union than at any first-class
hotel in the city.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

Miss KATE FIELD dislikes to becalled
q dress reformer. She says she Is
nothing of the kind. She proposes 10
reform the Mormon Church so as 10
choke the life out OF 1t. -
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

Judge Jos. Il. Flanders, of New York. and
1. ). Arthur, have been interviewed by a
newspaper reporter as to their experience
with Compound Oxygen. Their testimony
TO ITS curative action is clear and direct,
and shows 1t to be the most wonderful
NItalIzing agent yet discovered. Copies of
these remarkable interviews, and also of
their Treatise on Compound Oxygen, viii
be mailed free by Drs. Starllcy 4 Paleu,
100 GIrard Street, Philadelphia.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
l had a severe attack of cstarrh over a

| had a severe attack of catarrh over a
year ago, ard became so deaf / could not
hear common conversation. | sug cred ter
ribiy from roaring in my head. l procured
bottle of Elys Cream Balm ana IN threc
weeks could hear well as l ever could, and
now I can cheertElly say 10 all who are
AFFECTED with the worst Of diseases, catarrh
and Ceainess, take one bottle OF Elys Cream
Balm ana tc cured. 1t is worth $1,000 to
any man, woman or child sut eriug from
catdrrh.-A. L. Newman, Grayl NJ, Campbell
Co. Men
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
without Il Scar

Is the way that Veterinary CarbolisaIve
cures Calls, Cuts and Wounds Always
brings the hair in its original color. In soc
and 81 cans at druggists or by mail. J.
w. COLE q Co, Props, Black River Falls.
W.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

superficial devices to supply a becoming
semblancc OF her former beauty. 1t is
health alone that lights the countenance
and brings back fresh tints TO the faded
cheek. If anything on earth viii do this it
is Mrs. Lydia Z. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound which has already brought
health to muItitudes with whom all other
means had failed.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

From the London News.
During the past week five Americans.
who have accepted service as officers
in the Chinese army, have, it is said.
arrived III this country. They are all
men OF military experience, and they
have come to England as experts to
settle certain contracts for the supply
OF warlike stores. After a brief STAY
here they viii 90 on to China by way
OF tie Suez Canal, and will ultimately
JOIN the China forces on the Tonquin
frontier.
The British admiralty has chilled
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

CHINA has hundreds OF thousands Of
professional beggars, but not one Chi
nese beggar, it is asserted has yet been
found in the United States, even on
the Pacific Coast.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
Americans in China

DoN'T disgust everybody by hawking,
blowing and splitting, but use DIR. Sages
Catarrh Remedy and be cured.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

WHAT Georgia needs worse than any
thing else is a simple, effective process
for compelling her people to pay their
debts Albany (Ga.) News.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

AT Yale 73per cent. of the student 5
came from other states than COnnecti-
cut; at Harvard IS per cent. came
from other than Massachusetts.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
Vital Questions ~

ASK the most eminent physician
or any school, what : the best thing in the
world for quietiug and ailaying all irritation ot
the nerves and curing all forms OF nervous com
plants giving natural, chiIdHke refreshing sleep
always?
And they viii tell You unhestatinsiy
Some form of Hops !!F'
CHAPTER 7.
Ask any or all of the most eminent physicians
What is the best and only remedy that can
be relied on TO cure all diseases Of the kidneys
and urinary organs; such Bright's disease.
diabetes, retention, or inability TO retain urine.
and al the diseases and ailments peculiar To
Women
And they win tell You explicitly and emphat-
cally "BUchU!tE'
Ask the same physicians
what is the most reliable and surest cure ior
all liver diseases or dyspepsia; constipation, in'
digestion. biliouSucss malaria, fever, ague, &c,
and they will tell YOU:
Mandrake or Dandeiionft!r'
Hence, when these remedies are combined with
Others equally valuable,
And compounded into Hop Bitters. such a
wonderful and mysterious curative power is de
ye1oped, which is so varied Units operations that
TO disease OF i'll health possibly exist or re
sst its power. and Yet il i
Harmless for the most frail woman, weakest
invalid or smallest child TO use,
,rsrf,Fs n
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ERNST G. THINE,
Secretary of State.
Published February 10, 1885. ]
CHAPTER

d.
AN ACT relating to Teachers Institutes and
ameudatoTy of section 4O8, Of the revised stat
utes, making appropriation therefor
Ghe people Of the = ate of Wisconsin. represented
In senate aud assembly, do enact as follows:
Section !. Section i0S, of chapter &C. OF the re-
visCd sta utes, Is amended by inserting after the
words general tuud. - in the fifth line the fol-
lowing And the State superintendent may use
such additional sum, not exceeding one thousand
dollars to be also paid from Tie general fund as
he shall deem proper, for the purpose of proyid-
lng public lectures in connection with such In
sifuteS, by the Professor of the Theory and Art of
Teaching, OF the University" so that said section,
when amended, shall read as follows: Section
ieS. For the purpose mentioned in the preced-
ing section, the said board may use such sum,
not exceeding seven thousand dollars in any
year as it may deem necessary, Of which not ex-
cceding five thousand dollars shall be paid from
the Normal School fund income ana not exceed
ing two thousand dollars from the general fund,
aud the state Superintendent may use such addi-
lOnal sum, not exceeding one thousand dollars,
10 be also paid rom the general fund rs he shall
deem proper for the purpose of providing public
lectures in connection with such Institutes. by
the Professor OF the Theory and Art of Teaching
of the University. and such amounts rs shall be
expended are hereby annually appropriated
from The SAID funds respectively"
Section >. This act shall take effect Ion its
passage
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ApproTed February 10, 1885.
no. 81, Al Published February q, 1881
CHAPTER 9.
AN ACT To provide for holding Agricultural
Institutes

The people of the state OF Wisconsin, represented
in senate and assembly, do enact as follows:
Section l. The Board of Regents Of the State
University IL hereby authorized TO hold InSti-
tues for the instruction of citizens Of this state
in the various branches of Agriculture. Such In
stitutes shall be held al such times in the months
Of November, December, January, February,
March and April in each ye8r, and at such places
said board may direct The said board shall
make such rules and regulations as it may deem
proper tor organizing and conducting such Insti-
tutes aud may employ an agent or agents to per-
firm such work in connection Herewith as ii
may deem best The course of instruction at
such Institutes shall be so arranged as to present
thO.e in attendance the results of the most re.
cent investigations in theoretical and practical
agriculture.
Section ,. For the purposes mentioned in the
preceding section, the said board may use such
as il may deem proper, not exceeding the
sum of five thousand dollars in any one year,
from the general fund. and such amount is here
10y annually appropriated for that purpose.
Section 3. This act shall be in force from and
hfter Its passage and publication.
Approved February 10, 1867.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
20 restore sense of taste, smell or hear

O s.c~fOTts sense OF taste, smeII or hear
ing use Ety. Cream aim. Ii cures all eases
OF Catarrh, Hay Fever, Colds III the II al.
Headache and Deafness. 1t is dong wonder
ful work. 10 not IN TO procure o.tlc, as
IN it lies the RELIEF you seek 1t is easily ap-
pied with the finger. Price 80 cents ut drug
gists, 70 cents 10y mail Ely Bros, Gwcgo,
n Y
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
CHAPTER q

AN ACT to amend section /, chapter 297, laws Of
1883, relating to the establishment and mainte-
nance OF public watering places.
Inc people OF the state of Wisconsin, represented
IN senate and assembly do enact as follows:
section l. Section l. chapter 237, laws of 1888
Is hereby amended by striking out the word
main In the second line of said section andjn-
sertlng in lieu thereof the word public so that
SAID section when so amended shall read as fol-
lows: Section l. Any owner or occupant of real
estate bordering on a public Travelled highway
who shall establish and maintain in the highway,
on tie real estate owned and occupied, conveI-
tent, sultab and sufficientsupply OfgOOd drink
ing water, III tanks or troughs OF such height
that teams attached TO vehicles may drink there
from, for the public use, shall receive from the
SUPERVISORS OF the town certificate each year set
ting forth the fact which shall entitle him TO
credit five dollars for that year on his highway
tax, for which he is liable by reason of his own
ershp or occupancy of said real estate provided
that such watering place shall have been main
thlhed Tor one year next preceding the time that
such highway tax becomes due; and provided
Iufther, that such watering places shalI not be
established within two miles by the line Of the
highway of another so certified.
section This act shall take effect and be in
luice frnm and after its passage and publication
Approved February &C. 1885.
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ARE 7OU DISCOURAGED

Has your physician failed to arrest the dis
ease from which you are suffering? Are
you losing faith in medicines, and growing
alarmed Ct your condition. If so. take
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
Hon. VIM. ID. Kelly. NJ. @,

The British admiralty has called
for proposals for seven new war ships.
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7 III = IT.
CHAPTER H.


-tIIII7'07 NIN'I'' u '111't' y = IT,
Fer years. and given up 10y physicians, Of
Bright's and other kidney diseases, liver com
plants. severe coughs called consumption have
been cured
Women gone nearly crazy t!!'t
From agony OF neuralgia, NERVOUSNESS wake
fulness and various diseases peculiar To women.
People drawn ont Of shape from cNcrug.a tinz
pangs of rheumatism, infammatory and chron-
lie. or suffering from sl-ofula
Erysipelas!
"saltrheum, blood poisoning, dyspepsia. ind
erstion and, in fact, almost all diseases frail'
Nature is heir TO
Have been cured 10y Hop Bitters. proof OF which
can DE found in every ueighborhood III the known
world
Be None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on thewhitelabel Shnn all the vile, poison
Gus stuff with Hop" or Hops in their name
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
CHAPTER L


A BILL relating to Free Masons Odd Fellows
and slmilsT societies, and amendatOry of sec
ton 2,02 Of the revised statutes.
he people Of the stale Of Wisconsin, represented
III Senate and Assembly, do enact as follows:
Section |. Section POOP of the revised statutes is
amended by inserting after the wor foregoing
in the seventh line OF said section the following
Whether acting under the Jurisdiction of grand
lodge or division, or not" so that said section,
when amended shall read as follows Section
POOP. The members Of any grand lodge or divis
ion or Of any subordinate lodge or division, act
ing under the authority of any grand lodge OF
division of Free MasOns, odd Fellows HeTman's
Sons, or Sons of Temperance, or OF the State
Grange, or any subordinate grange Of the order
OF Patrons of Husbandry, acting under the
authority of a state national grange, OF of any
other society constituted in a manner generally
similar to either of the foregoing. whether acting
under the jurisdiction of Il grand lodge or diyis-
ion, or not, may assemble at their usual place OF
me ting, and, in pursuance of the rules of their
society. eject not less than three, Hor more than
nine of their number trustees TO take care OF the
property, real and personal, belonging thereto,
and transact all the business relative TO the in
vcStment and dis1osal thereof
Section 2 This act shall take effect and be in
force from and after its passage and publication.
Approved February o. 1885.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
Or. Guvsott's Yellow Dock and sa-ss7a7il'.

nr Guysotts Yellow Dock and Sarsa7Grils
The long cold winter freezes
up the smaller streams, arI
filth accumulates around every
home. The welcome spriL g
freshet opens up the clogged
brooklets and washes away the
debris, leaving all the hills and
valleys and brooks and streams
clean, sweet, and clear.
In like manner, the human
organization needs renov ting
and cleaning as spring time APP
p, aches. Greasy foods. want
of exercise, over-eating, poor
digestion, etc, has clogged the
machinery of life. The pores
need to be opened, the passages
cleaned, the functions OF the
body strengthened, etc, in or
der that good health may he
maintained. To this end no
remedy is so good and effective
as Dr.. GU soTT'S yellow
Dock AND SARsAPARILLA, a
remedy widely Endorsed 10y
physicians who have examined
INTO its composition and be-
come cognizant of its many
virtues 1t Is a poSitjUe c3tre
for WEAKNESS and DEBILITY,
and all diseases arising from
a state of blood impurity, such
as SORES, ACHES, PINiPLEs,
STIFF AND LAME JOINTS, sCROF-
CLA, RHEUMATISM, etc.
.# Insist on your. druggist
getting this remedy for you.
Take no substitute.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14
CHAPTER Is.

AN ACT TO appropriate a sum OF money therein
named for the purpose of defraying the ex-
penses of the Wisconsin State Commission in
making the state exhibit at the New Orleans
Worlds Exposition and to reimburse parties
in the several parts of the state who have made
advancements to the said state exhibit fund.
The people of the state of Wisconsin, represented
in senate and assembly DO enact as follows:
Section l. There is hereby Appropriated out of
any money in the general fund not otherwise
appropriated, the sum of twelve thousand dollars,
for the purpose of defraying the expenses Of the
commission for the state OF Wisconsin in making
the state exhibit at the New Orleans Worlds EX-
position.
Section .. The governor, the secretary Of state
and the STATE treasurer, shall constitute II board
of auditors before whom all bills fOf services,
transportation or other expenses shall be pre-
scented and allowed before any OF the fund hereby
appropriated shall be paid out of the state treas
ury
Section 8. 1t shall be the duty of the board of
auditors mans in section of this act TO first
audit and allow all Announcements made by
parties Tor the said purpose of making the tate
exhibit with interest from dale of advancement
Section 4. The appropriation made L. this act
shall he paid out of the treasury from time 10
time as may be necessary upon the warrants Of
the acquisitions in writing OF the board of audi
tors herein constituted.
Section D Whatever of the fund hereby appro-
nereinbefOre named, and reimbursing he parties
who have made advancements shall remain in
and b, a part of the general fund
Section (. This act shall take effect and be in
force from and after its passage and publication
AuurDVpd Fpbruas-. %. 1885.
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DULUTH has failed in the attempt to
organize an athletic club.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1885-03-14

Are widely known as an admirable remedy
for Bronchitis, HoarseHess, Coughs. and
Throat troubles. Sold only in boxes.
THE NORTH STAR Lung and Throat Bal
sam Is q sure cure for coughs and colds
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