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The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-25

Those wishing to get their tickets for
riding on the street cars will please
apply at the Office of the company at the
springs. O.25.2t
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-25

Ba~Bear in mind that Frank j. Bethel
keeps builders hardware and lumber, at
the International and Great Northern
depot. 9-ll-1y.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-25

Advice 10 Mothers.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
should always be used for children
teething. 1t sooths the child, softens
the gums, alleys all pain, cures wind
collie, and Is the best remedy for diar-
rhea. % cents a bottle. 7-22-lyr.
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CHAPTER XXI.
AN ORDINANCE
Regulating the Storage of Hay
Within the Fire Limits.

BE 1t ordained by the City Council of the
City OF san Antonio:
SECTION 9O.-That n any person or per-
sons desires TO keep hay. fodder, oats,
straw or other long forage within the
fire limits Of this city, he or they be re-
quired to keep the same well secured In
u covered and closed house. barn or
stable, the quantity kept not to exceed
eight thousand pounds. Hay, fodder,
oats or straw In bales, with wire or iron
hoops. are exempt from quantity. pro-
yided said building Is Of stone or brick,
covered with tin or metal roof.
Passed and approved September lG,
1855. l.. =.
BRYAN CAllAGHAN, Mayor
Attest; {. P. Claudon, City Clerk,
German-knQlish School Fair.
All persons who may wish to make do
nations of articles for the benefit of the
above affair will please send same to my
residence, No. 10 Casino street.
30 MRs. Il. BECRMANN.
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TAPE WORM SPECIFIC.

Pleasant, safe and agreeable 10 the most
delicate stomach. Guaranteed to cure In
from one to three hours. Prepared by DIR. l..
V. wEATHERs. Price 50. VIII be sent 10y mail
on receipt of price, with full directions. Ad-
dress L.V. wEATHERS, NJ. D.,
N2.3t San AntOnlo, Towns.
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SEVENTH

ron THE
Term Ending August 81, 1885.
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DIRECTORS:
j. $ RAMSAY, a. {. SCHRNVEH,
ED. kOTULA, Eli. FROBOEsE,
GEORGE Il. STuMBERG, JOHN 4. IINMBLETON,
LEOPOLD NJ MICHAEL,
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CHEAP COLUMN.

A HOUSE SERVANT wanted. Apply at 800
n Avenue &. S-.sl3t
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-25

The only cigarettes which do not
tick to the lips are Opera Puts II
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-09-25

NCsVCCUuTIy sUUWWTVU,
W. A. BONYNGE, Secretary.
We. the undersigned members Of the Finance
Committee, have carefully examined the above
report and lind same 10 be correct.
ot, NJ. fRRHBORN, pinonco Con,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-10-02
Facetious Fancies.

A Green County, New York, woma2
dreamed that she saw her husband kiss
ing q neighbor's wife. To pacify her
he was obliged to buy two bonnets and
a silk dress, and after all he didn't have
the fun of the kiss.
Don't buy coach in order to please
your wife," advises an exchange; st is
much cheaper to make her little
sulky." II is still more economical to
marry woman who possesses grace
full carriage.
The hero of Mr.. Reade's best is an
Irishman, who was requested by a lady
to do some work for her, which he per.
formed to her complete satisfaction
"Pat," she said. Cpl treat you.'
Heaven bless your honor, ma'am.
"What would you prefer p A pint o.
porter or tumbler Of grog?" "Well
ma'am, don't wish to be troublesome
so I'll take the one awhilst you aremix
ing the other"
Where are you going, Ernest ?" sh
asked him as he rose between the sets
at the theatre, one evening last week
He: I promised to meet Simpson
when the curtain fell" She: "Can'
you bring me glass Of Simpson, toe
darling?' Ernest coughs and tries
smile; then sits down again, and look
| disseminated for the rest Of the evening
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Joking A Commander.

At the beginning of the war, the
Union forces in Kentucky were COM
manded by Gen, Nelson. He was q
fearless and capable officer, but his
rough manners caused him to be feared
and disliked by his men. The South
ern Bivouac tells this anecote as illus
trative of the view the men took of him.
The general had his headquarters in
the woods in secluded place. Many
of the teams in the supply-trains were
driven by men who were not enlisted,
and one evening driver was grumb-
ling because his wagon wasn't unloaded
quick enough to suit him.
The man who was receiving the stuff
was practical joker. and pointing to
Nelson's tents, some distance away, he
said to the teamster,-
Fright over there in those tents is q
man whose business it is to look after
these wagons, and he has lot of fell
lows there to help him. You go over
and tell him to come on. He'll try to
bluff you, but you make him come"
The man went, and finding Nelson
sitting in his tent in shirt sleeves, he
walked up and clapping him on the
shoulder, said:
"Come, old man. want you"
Maybe you think the old man wasn't
surprised, but he was. He looked up as
if he couldn't do justice to the subject,
but finally hs managed to blnrt OUT
"What do you mean ?"
The soldier said, "Come now, don't
be giving me any Of that. Tn posted
on you; come on and help unload them
wagons"
Nelson was nearly paralyzed, but
with an empatlc exclamation he seized
at his sword, and started for the team.
ster, who started for tall timber. The
old man ran the teamster clean out o.
sight, and to this day nobody knows
what ever did become of him.
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The Road To The Altar.

The London Truth says that the fol-
lowing story appears IN q recent num-
ber of the German serial, "Deutsche
Roman Bibliothek." under the title a
The Road to tho Altar:
A younger son of the Duke of Argyll
having become engaged to Lady,
as in duty bound, asked his fathers
consent. The duke however, answered:
"Since my eldest son the Marquis of
Lorne, married the daughter of the
queen, our sovereign, he has become
the head of our house. You must OBJ
tain his consent. If you get that, you
may rest assured mine will not be re-
fused" To the marquis his brother ac-
cordingly betook himself; but from him
he received the following answer: 'As
am son-in law to the queen. duty and
respect require that the matter should
be referred to her for her decision:
will at once lay the matter before her. "
To the queen goes the marquis inn
mediately, and informs her of his
brothers wishes. The monarch, how
ever, replied: "Since heaven deprived
me of my noble, ever amented hus-
band, I have made it an inhexible rule
to take no step in the affairs of my
house without first referring the mat
ter to my brother -in-i law, the Duke of
Coburg. I will write to him."
The queen did as she promised, but
from the Duke she received the follow
ing answer, instead of the consenG she
expected: "Your majesty, my be-
loved sister, is well aware that during
the last four years important political
changes have taken place in Germany,
in consequence of which the centre Of
gravity has been shifted from Coburg
to Berlin I therefore consider it my
duty to submit the matter to the EN-
peror Williams, for him to decide. /
c,.nnot take the responsibility on my
self" To Berlin, accordingly, goes
the duke, begs an audience Of the en-
peror, and acquaints him with the OBJ
ject of his visit
After considering the matter within
| himself short time, the emperor said :
"What have fought for and attained
for my country is we'll known to the
whole world. People, however, have
no idea how my heart is tortured By
discord and disagreements in the circle
of my family and among my ministers.
However, I must honor,.bly confess
that the Prince Bismark is the wisesi
and most clear sighted of my advisors,
J. give you the commission to refer the
matter to him and let him decide.
The duke then directs his steps tc
the Wilhelm, strasse, and sends in hit
card to the mighty minister. Being
Immediately admitted, he reads the
queens letter, faithfully reports the
words of the emperor, and begs for {
answer was given without hesitation
"Why should the matter require an.
decision of mine? What have we to d.
with the Duke of Argyll or with his son
If the young fellow wishes to marry
let him do so, ana be hanged to him.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-10-02
Cereals vs. Meat for Food.

England is meat eater, while France
is cereal eater or an eater of bread
and oil. Yesterday I had long talk
with le Comte Ferdinand de Lesseps in
regard to the value of the cereals for
food. NJ. de Lesseps worked thousands
of Italians, Turkish and Frenchmen on
the Suez Canal.
do you really think the cereals are
stronger food than meat?" 1 asked.
Certainly" he replied. Gone pound
of dry wheat or flour is worth as much
as three pounds of wet beef. Scald
the pound of -four and see! You have
a gallon of mush! You could not eat
it in three days. If you feed the cere-
ais to cattle as they do in England, it
takes eight pounds of grain to make o
pound of meat. So, why feed the grain
to animal tramps? Why not eat it our
selves and do away with surplus pop
ulation of 50,O0O,O00 cattle hogs and
sheep-animal tramps? England is
supporting perhaps sO,OOO,Oo0 cattle,
sheep and hogs, and 40,000.000 people
or rather she supports her cattle and
buys bread from America to feed her
people. France supports 45,000,000
people and about 20,000,000 cattle,
hogs and sheep"
"Then you believe in raising more
grain and less cutie and hogs?"
asked.
Certainly. One acre of cereals in
France will support five men, while il
would take two acres of grass to sup
port one steer; and IN the end, one man
would eat the steer. The advantage OF
cereals over meat is five to one. So you
see the steer is an unnecessary tramp.
The Englishman, continued Mr.. Les
seps, insists on roast beef, every pound
of which costs eight pounds of cereals.
The Frenchman' eats the cereals him
self. He buys millions of gallons Of
cotton seed oil in America at three cents
per pound. This ho eats on his salad
in his soup and in his bread and pie.
| crust. The Frenchman reines million:
of gallons of American cotton-seed oil
sends it back to America and sells it fol
50 or 50 gallon. Cotton-seed oil i!
superseding peanut-oil, and olive.oil Ii
almost thing of the past. For years
the peanut-crop of Tennessee and Nortl
Carolina has been sent to Mar.
seilles and made into olive-oil. Cotton
seed oil has been found by tn,
French to be better and cheaper thar
peanut oil. To-day all Spain, South
ern France. Italy, Turkey and Austris
are living on American cotton-seed oil
All an Italian gentleman or laborel
wants is oil, macaroni, bread, sugar
wine and coffee. Cotton-seed oil take
the place of meat. 1t is strange tina
your southern states have been for year
throwing away millions of barrels o
beautiful cotton-seed oil and buyin.
unhealthy pork and lard in its place
4 Corn meal cooked like macaroni will
oil and cheese is delicious food, and 81
cheap!
The count is right, but he forget
that in France, where nothing is vast
ed, 15.000,O0O steers will go us far a
5O,O00,O 900 steers in England or rs, 900,
0O0in profigate America. There is neve
a mouthful of meat or grease thrown
away in France. France can supper
population of 100, 100000 better the1
England can support population G
25, 900, 0O0.-Paris Letter to the Kansa
CITY Journal
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Piazza Talk at the seash,re.

From the Boston Commercial Bulletin.
"Oh Mamie! Tn awful glad you have
come down, we are going to have ger
man and you can--trot inside 2:40,
sir, and road ten miles an hour, best
hoss l ever owned he's-engased to
that young soper and they do say he's
dreadful fast, no daughter of NINE
should be-taken by the head and
dipped into dish of melted butter then
they taste flannel trimmed with
braid and a tennis hat of black crimson,
then 1 think, Jennie, 1 shall be-the
best catch on the field, sir, took it right
of the bat. Jim Boggs he was playing
behind and he ran back and wiped
Stitch and Smorlware completely out,
sir, all their assets are-the loveliest
box of French candy you ever saw, Mel
lie, and when 1 came down / asked him
if he sent it, and he said d--iess as soon
as he stuck his fork into 'em, them's
mothers pickles, sez John, I can tell
mothers pickles, they allus taste like
"a regular old maid, my dear, been
down here for the last ten years,
she is trying to catch--the big
gest Goldfish that has been taken
off this shore this year, when
Jack pulled him up the fish was
down al the roller skating rink
having an awful good time. 1t is en-
barrassing though to fall, into-the
meanest clique that ever was planned
and just to put down--a hot whislley
punch. wish we might, old boy, but
the Law and Order League has taken
"a dreadful chill, catch me in the
water again without managing pri.
vate theatricals, I'd like to have you try
it. Girls sag that they can't take &
part that has lovemaking and then kick
like steer if you give them part that
hasn't 't-horrid mean thing. 1 dc
wish people would mind their own af
fairs. Why we danced the german
Saturday, and Sunday we went to ths
rocks together and now they say | an
- perfect bar-room, all kinds o
liquors in his room and---mother ant
I go to Saratoga because stocks
sir, that have risen over ten per cent il
ablue silk dress, if you ever hears
such thing and then-held clever
trumps and took Five dollars, faith
Ell, to pay subscriptions to the
Pitcher ice water ninety-five and cal
me-a jackass, sir, to do business
with no more capital than---her head
dress which makes her look like
thousand shares in Union Pacific tina
seems exactly like a heavy rain,
/ 'afc
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THE KIMBALL GRAPHIC.

Entered st the Post-ofics at Kimball, Dakota,
- second -class matter.
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John Habberton, author of Helen's
Babies" has lost all his wealth by in
dorsing for a friend.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-10-02

The New York Journal says that ex-
Governor Cornell, of that State, is
worth $40, 100000.
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TERMS: q PER YEAR, IN ADVANCE.

saAdvertising. -rerms of advertising made
Known on application.
= 1Adyertising not accompanied by instruc-
lions will be inserted until ordered out aud
charged for accordingly.
ERegular advertisements payable at the
and Of each month. Transient Advertisements
must be paid for in advance
1An communications intended for tho
next issue must be in tho hands of the printer
- early IS Thursday morning to insure publ
a-Job work Of every description executed
n tae best styls on short notice and at raason-
able rates.
@Short communications on any subject Of
interest are acceptable II accompanied by the
name Of the author.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

IT is said that the French authorities are
indignant at being accused of harboring dyna-
miters Yet it remains that the Gil Bias and
other Partisan dailes claim positive knowl-
edge, not only of dynamiters in general, but
of the very men who are guilty of the crime
of attempting to blow up buildings in Lon
don. Certain it is that the evidence of con-
spirators in the French capital is much more
complete than that they came from this side
the Atlantic.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03
THE RATE OF INTEREST.

At this as at almost every session of the
Legislature, bills have been introduced to
regulate the rate of interest in the State. The
laws upon this subject are good enough as
they are, and should be let alone. This ever
lasting tinkering with the interest laws is
we'll illustrated by the inscription on a certain
tombstone, which reads: II was well.
wanted to be better. / took medicine, and
here am" There is nothing oppressive in
the laws now upon this subject. By contract
any rate may be agreed upon, up to 8 per
cent. per annum; in the absence of contract
the rate is per cent. per annum. The legal
rate in but one State in the Union-Loui-
siana--is lower; there it is 5. But in that
State any rate may be contracted for, and
very much higher rates are, no doubt the
rule In the States near us, and in
which similar conditions of business exist
as in Indiana, the laws are like our
own are at present. Illinois and Ohio have
exactly the same laws. Iowa's legal rate is g.;
~ may Uo CudIScu' LII VulCulSttII, ulIlucSOta
and Wisconsin per cent. is the legal rate,
and 10 may be contracted for. In many
States the rates are still higher. Should an
iron-clad rule of 6 per cent. be laid down, the
effect will be to keep foreign capital out of the
State and to drive that already in the State
out of it, Business is not so prosperous just
now in Indiana, or capital so abundant that
Ne can say we have enough that we don't
need more What is needed IN Indiana is the
encouragement of trade and manufactures
and to induce the investment of money in
every branch of business that will bring us
hands to work, mouths to fill and bodies to be
clothed. This cannot be done by driving out
capital. When money can be safely invested
in Illinois, Ohio or Michigan at per cent, it
will not come to Indiana at 6. We should be
content to be well, and not doctor ourselves
into the grave
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

THE New York Evening Post having fixed
the responsibility for the London dynamite
outrages on Mr.. Blaine to its own satisfaction,
its next duty is to recommend his arrest
With the knowledge the Post claims to have,
an omission to do this is scarcely less than
criminal negligence. If the fuse which fired
the House of Commons is not proved to have
been touched off by Mr.. Blaine's own hand.
also, to the Posts satisfaction, it isn't the sort
of paper we take it for
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

suspense, the holder Of the organs venture to
say, is detrimental to business and injurious
to the party, and they appeal to the President
elect, in manner quite affecting, to give a
clear exposition of his views, and that speedily.
With the unhappy situation of man who has
no opinions to speak of, they have no sort of
sympathy. 1t is Mr.. Clevelands bounden
duty to put forth policy, and if he has none
of his own it is, to their minds, his duty to
ho1.,.ow ono
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

and the other wise detectives knowing all about
it. Since then dry goods house has been
blown up, and we do not hear Of Byrne Pos
sibly, after all, Byrne may be no better than
Colonel Majendie-the practical man who
shifts the air and tastes the splinters, then
shakes his head like any vice detective, and
solemnly decides that it is dynamite. The
average detective is probably the most re-
markable animal known to modern science.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

In the case of jackson, the colored man Of
Sullivan county, who sought to have his chill
dren transferred from the colored school they
were attending to another where white chill
dren attended, and against whom Judge Buff
granted permanent injunction on the appli-
cation of the trustee, the facts are that Jack
son did have legal advice in the matter
and the injunction was granted by Jacksons
consent There was no question of prejudice
involved, but the case was determined upon
harmony with the equal legal rights of the
defendant
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

THERE should be some way devised by
be facilitated. AS it u.s. it is now over six
months behind in the examination of applica,
lions, and the situation is growing worse stead
lily. A great injustice is done inventors.
They pay in advance for the work, and the
money realized from this source more than
pays the expense of the bureau. The trouble
is said to be in the fact that the allowance OF
the department has been reduced.
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THE DYNAMITE HARVEST.

The first fruits of the dynamite harvest in
America, sown by public Indifferent to the
trend of incendiary speeches and sentiments
of violence, or too cowardly to openly express
condemnation Of the same, are being gar
nered. We do not apprehend that the crime
of employing dynamite to redress wrongs, real
or imaginary, will gain extended foothold in
America-it is too infamous, too indefensible.
But it is evident that all encouragement neg
alive as well as overt, must tend to its spread.
The criminal use of dynamite thus
far has been assassination, and, therefore,
dastardly. 1t cannot rise above the grade of
murder. It is the weapon of coward and
scoundrel, as much as is the slung-sho or
sandbag. No honorable man will ever con-
sent to employ it. But there are those who
are mean enough and low enough to be per-
suaded to resort to it. The plain duty of hon
orable, law-abiding citizens is to unqualifedly
condemn all such extra-legal methods. It
should be an easy thing to discriminate be-
labor com 9lications. Laborers have an un-
doubted right to strike, and, in view of the
ability of capital to take care of itself, it may
be conceded that workmen have the right to
combine to strike in order to make the move
ment as forceful as possible. But here the
strikers rights cease He has no right to for
chilly interfere with the affairs Of the man or
corporation against whom he has struck, nor
has he the right in any manner to interfere
with the rights of other workmen who may
desire to continue work for the employ
er or firm, or who is willing to go
in and take the place of the men
who have voluntarily abandoned the place.
In other words, the man who stands alone has
as many rights as those who combine, and the
union of certain laborers against certain
others, to their exclusion from work, is even
more subversive of civil and industrial rights
than is capital The people of this nor any
other country can afford to allow combina-
tions to overpower individuals, the combina-
tons being Of either men or money. Nor can
they permit the use of violence to re-
dress wrongs. Each man, rich or
poor has equal rights with any
other-no more, no less. The man
who interferes with the rights of another to
work for whom and what he pleases, is the
enemy Of society, while he who resorts to
dynamite is deserving of severest punishment.
at the dynamite outrages i'll London, for the
very good reason that the same things perpe
trated here could not be tolerated moment.
Murder and assassination are but murder and
assassination everywhere. Civilized society is
at an end if they be tolerated.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

ANOTHER death has occurred in the ST.
Louis Faith Home--that of an infant con-
,ided to it on Wednesday last. 1t died Of
neglect, having had no attention whatever be-
yond being prayed over and anointed with oil.
The managers of that institution should be
arrested and the Home closed There are
enough travesties and hurlesques on religion
that cannot be reached by the law; those
which can be should be- in the interests not
of religion, but of society.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-02-03

Mr.. PRIEST, of Berkeley county. w. Va, con-
ceived the novel plan of setting dynamite traps
catch chicken-thief The trap worked, the thief
blew up, so did the chickens, the hen house, and
so. too. would Mr.. Priest had he hidden himself
just trifie nearer. If the London workers in
dynamite only had foresight like the Virginia
gentleman's, they might have been happily
blown into another world before this, and vexed
problem thereby solved