Morning journal and courier., 1885-04-16
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-"All the worlds stage" but the fare doesn't suit most of the occupants.-N. Y. Journal.
 Fans find a poor sale in St. Louis. The St. Louis girls hide behind tbeir ears when they want to blush.-Fall River Advance. If Bartholdi had only modelled his God dess of Liberty after Chicago girl she wouldn't have needed any pedestal.-Som erville Journal
 A writer asks: ''Do bees sting for re- venge?" We are not sure about that, but they certainly don't sting for the yictim's $ amusement. iladelphia Call. Large mouths are the present fashion for women. This being the we shall have to be careful not to tell our girl she is just in style. But she is, though!-Lowen Citizen. It is scientifically estimated that if all the ''champion' roller skaters in America should stand up in row there wouldn't be people enough left to count them.-Savannah News.
 A German paper says proposal has beer made to found "Richard Wagner Musk Schul" in Bayreuth. We should say that a spelling-schule would be more valuable Lowell Courier.
 A lady refused to let her daughter go to the rink the other day, so the miss went l quietly to the back door, slid down it and fell on her hustle few times and then went I into the house perfectly satisfed.-Evans vile Argus. They are all buying lemons. ''Is there 6 remedy for seasickness, doctor?" 'Not alto you want it for yoursslfa'' s'Yes, I a naval officer and under the new ordar of things I may have to leave Washington. New York Sun.
 sFI do so like the general" said a sweet voice behind me at the opera. "He's deal man, isn't he!'' ''Yes, you know I am sort of related to him." ''Indeed; never knew that. How?' "He came very near being my father. He was the first man my mother | was engaged to."-San Francisco Chronicle. Madame, can you tell me why two wo men stop in the middle of street crossing tC I talks'' ''I suppose they do it for the same | reason that man rushes at the top of hi l speed across the track in front of train O
 l cars, and then stands and watches the trail l go by" The gentleman changed the sub ject.-Chicago News.
 ! A benevolent gentleman while waiting fo
 street car was approached by negro who
 asked him for a nickel The gentleman
 | only had a nickel, but there something
 ! so appealing about the negro that he gav'
 f him the nickel and decided to walk home l 'Thankee, sah! Thankee: De Lawd ain l gwineter furget yer fur dis" "Thats al ! right.'' ''Yas, sah, yas.'' Just then the ca ! came along and the negro hopped on witt 1 agility 'SHere,' exclaimed the gentleman ! "You are an old scoundrel." "Yas, sah yas, but de Lawd ain't gwine ter furgit yer. i-Arkansaw Traveller.
 A tramp sneaked up to the window of Col | onel Merrill's kitchen, and taking off hi'
 remnant of, a hat, said to Matilda SnowbaI
 who is blacksr than the ace of spades: ''Fai
 lady, can't you give poor but respectabl I man something to stay his stomach Hav
 I you no pie, for instance?' Matilda had botl ! compassion and pie, and cutting the latte
 in halves, gave one of them to the polite wis l itor, remarking that he was 8 gentleman
 even if he was white. 'Thanks," he re l sponded, "may you retain your presen | beauty for thousand years" ''Dat's twice | too much,'' said Matilda, blushing. ''Well l if it's twice too much, fair lady, give me the
 ! got it.-Texas Siftings.