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RheunlatiSm.

There cannot possibly be more distressing
infliction in the long list OF painful disorders,
not one that has baffied the skill of physicians
and entailed so much suffering as Rheumatism.
To those afflicted we would advise to try
Durang's Rheumatic Remedy. 1t is an internal
remedy, and cures quickly and permanently.
The Editor of this paper is not only well
acquainted with the proprietor of this great
cure, but will tell you that the medicine itself
is without an equal for all forms of Rheuma-
tism. Before asking your Druggist to order it
for you write for my free 40-page pamphlet,
and see for yourself what it has done or capable
of doing. Il. X. HELPHENsTINE,
Druggist Washington, d. c.
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VIII Keep Out of Harms Way.

The 7th Regiment is not going to Washing
ton. All the militia parlors are engaged and
our citizen soldiers would have to sleep on the
horrid damp ground, in nasty canvas tents and
army blankets. 1t would be a horrible condi-
ton of affairs should the gallant 1th get an
influenza in its pretty little nose,
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Fulfilling an Engagement.

Morning.-Old darky Cat gentlemans office)
-Gud mawnin, boss. Can't yer sist an ole
man dis mawnin', sab?
Gentieman.-Not this morning. Charity be-
gins at home.
Night-Same old darky (at gentleman s
home)-Gud evenin', boss. l called at yer
home fer little 'sstance, 'cordin' to our pre-
arrangement dis mawnin', sab!
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purchases reported recently by a Mexican railway
manager. He bought them for 80 cents apiece.
- Statistics just published in Holland show that
in 1882 2la per cent. of the Dutch nation was
yicted for drunkenness. The total population
amounts to barely Loo 00O yet SI7 800 600 is
nually expended upon drink. Evidently the Dutch
love schnapps not wisely butNtoo well
The National tribune., 1885-02-19
LYDIA z. PsNKHAM'S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND 1"
+ Is A POSITVE CtlRE y
For all of those Painful Complaints and
Weaknesses SO common to our best .

For all of those Painful Complaints and
Weaknesses so common to our best .
-. *FEMALE POPULATION.*
1T Will. CURE ENTIRELY THE WORST FORM OF FK-
MALE COMPLAINTS, ALL OVARIAN TROUBLES, IN-
PLANTATION AND ULcERATToN. FAILING AND Dis
PLACEMENTS, AND THE CONSEQUENT SrINAL WEAK
NESS, AND Is PARTICULARLY ADAPTED TO THE
CHANGE OF LIFE.
Ir WILL DISSOLVE AND ExPEL TUMoRs FROM THE
UTERUS IN AN EARLY STAGE OF DEVELOPMENT. THs
TENDENCY TO CASCEEoUs HUMoRs THE2EIsCHECkED
VERY SPEEDILY BY ITS USE. .
IT REMOVES FAINTSEss. FLArULEycY, DESTROYS
ALL CRAVING FOR srrMULASTs. AND RELIEVES WEAK
NESS OF THE STOMACH. IT CURES BLoATING HEAD
ACHE, NERVOUS PR0srRATIoy. GENERAL. DEBILITY,
DEPRESSION AND INDIGESTION. =
THAT FEELING OF BEARING Down, CAUSING PArs,
WEIGHT AND BAcKACHE, Is ALWAYS PERMANENTLY
CURED BY IT'S USE = .
IT WILL. AT ALL TINES AND UNDER ALL crRcUH-
STANCES ACT N HARMONY WITH THE LAWS THAT
GOVERN THE FEMALE SYSTEM 1.
aFITs PURPOSE Is SOLELY FOR THE LEGITIMATE
HEALING OF DISEASE AND THE RELIEF OF PAIN AND
THAT 1T DOES ALL IT CLAIMS TO DO, THOUSANDS or
LADIES CAN GLADLY TESTIFY. -Ea
For THE CURE OF KIDNEY COMPLAINTS IN
EITHER SEX THIS REMEDY Is UNSURPASSED. =
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND In
prepared at Lynn Mass. Price ST. Six bottles for S.
Sold bg all druggists Sent By mail postage paid form
of Pills Lozenges receipt of price above Mrs
PinkhamS "Guide to HeGith viii be mailed to aay
Lady sending stamp. Letters condentalIy answered.
liver PILLS They Consultation, BliOuSncsS nd
xorpdity Of the Liver. p cents per boy I.
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Children slow in development. puny, scraw-
ny and delicate, use Wells Health Rcnewer."
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FEBRUARY FOLLY.

A receipt for lemon pie vaguely adds: Then
sit on stove and stir constantly" Just as if any
body could sit on stove without stirring con.
stantly.
A Sunday school teacher asked little girl OF
the little girl, two times" Two times Why,
how could that e?" exclaimed the teacher. 1T
didn't take the first time said the little girl
Jones'" Yes, sir, it is mighty hard to collect
money just now. l know it." Smith" Indeed i?
Have you tried to collect and failed ?" Jones
"Oh, no." Smith" How, then do you know
that money is hard to collect?" Jones'" Because
several people have tried to collect of me-Boso1,
Courier.
-Sophronia asks if there is any rhyme for zero.
There iS
There's plenty of snow
For the cutters to go,
But the youth Is sort of hero,
Who dasheS away
With his girl in q sleigh
When the mercurys down below zero.
Boston Courier.
A father of seven children calls his mansion
THE House of the Seven Gabbles. boston Star.
A melodrama was being performed in a pro-
vincial city, and the closing act to witness the
death of the heroine from poison administered by
her lover. The end approached, when the lover
said: have forgotten the vial :" Kill me
with pistol or dagger" whispered the actress
=" have neither" XIII me quickly for the audi
ence is impatient!' she exclaimed. An inspiration
seized him, and as she turned he gave her Il kick
She fa!tered and fell exclaming: II die by the
hand of the poisonerr' 1t was an effective climax
Troy Times.
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Nervous Weakness Dyspepsia, Sexual De-
biIity. cured by ..WeIls Health Renewer.' 81.
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For the Ladies'.

Laughter is tic poor mans plaster,
Making every burden light;
Turning sadness into glainess,
Darkest hour to May dawn bright.
IT'S the deepest aBl the cheapest
Cure for ills OF this description;
But for those that yuman's heir to-
Use DIR. Pierre Favorite Prescription"
Cures all weakness aud irregularities, "bcar-
ing down sensation, d" internal feycrs. !" bloat-
ing, displacements. inflammation, morning
sickness and tendency 10 canecrons disease
Price reduced to one dollar BY druggists.
Rough on Toothache," instant relief l5c
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Rough on Coughs" Troches, l5c; Liquid
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"Rongh on Dentist" Tooth Powder. Try
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'Buchu paiba," Great Kidney and Urinary
cure
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Rough on T'oothache,'' instant relief l5c.
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This Book contains a Choice Gems of Poetry and Prose
suitable FOR writing in Autograph Albums Something
everybody wants. lis pages paper covers, Is cents
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E'0R SALE.-Farms Timber aad Mineral Lands in
Il ali Southern States VI. Il. STUART New Orleans.
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LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.

no We cOutinued.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01

For the best % cent meal, go to Mer-
chants Lunch. f. H. GRIcE, Prop. =
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
IS We Got Licked. Sir"

They had lively debate in the Ar
kansas Legislature the other day over the
bill granting cork legs to disabled sol
diers. Mr.. Copeland eloquently advo-
Gated the proposition to provide ex-
Federals as well as ex-Confederates with
cork legs. Speaking Of the war, he saidE
eve got licked" At this Mr.. Avera
sprang to his feet and said: eve didn't
get licked The remainder OF the debate
is thus reported:
Mr.. Copeland-"We got licked, we got
licked, sir, that's what we got; we got
well licked"
Mr.. Bridewell-"N we didn't. l say
we were overpowered, but not whipped. "
Mr.. Copeland-"Y we did; we got
licked, and we've had enough of it."
MIR. Bridewell-"We were not licked. !"
MIR. Copeland-'If you had gone where
I and the Chair went during the war you
would have been licked, too"
Mr.. Bridewell-'I was with Joe john
ston all through the war. Twas with INN
when he surrendered, and l say we were
not whipped"
Mr.. Copeland-"Well, 1 was licked, but
perhaps YOU never got licked. am glad,
however, that 1 am one of those men who
know when I'm licked. / know how to
holler when I've had enough"
OF course a big question, and one not
TO be hastily decided. Possibly the South-
ern poet settled it when he said that we
were "outnumbered,- not outdone." Many
however. will be inclined to think that
the situation in the South at the end OF
the war was similar to that OF the ieIl0W
who came out of a fist and skull hgnt
badly disfgured and SO crippled that al
could see his inability to prolong tne
struggle. A sympathizing friend asked
him if he got licked. "Well, " responded
the battered veteran meditatively. L
must say that was powerfully fatigued"
Atlanta Constitution.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
They Never Got Over 1t.

"Do you know, my DEAR" she sudden
ly said, as she looked up from her piece
work-"do you know that next week will
be the twentieth anniversary of our we'd
ding?"
SIS that so? BY George! how time
flies! Why, had no idea of it,
Eyes, we have been married almost
twenty long years." she continued, with
something OF sigh. "You have been a
good husband to me, darling"
"And you have beeu a blessed little
wife to me, Susan. Come here until /
kiss you. There"
81 was thinking to-day was think
ing of-of-"
"Of that sickly-faced baboon who used
to go home with you from prayer-meeting
before knew your" he interrupted.
"Who do you mean?''
"Why, that Brace fellow, of course"
"Why, George, he wasn't such bad
fellow"
wasn't he? Well, I'd like to know
of a worse one. He didn't know enough
to chew putty, and there you were as
good as engaged to him."
eyes, George, but you know you were
keeping company at the same time with
that Helen Perkins"
That Helen Perkins! Wasn't Miss
Perkins one of the loveliest and prettiest
young ladies in Liverpool
''No, she wasn't She had teeth like
horse"
"She did, eli? How about that stoop-
shouldered, white-headed Brace?'
"And such big feet as she had! Why,
George, she was the laughing-stock of
the town."
"Not much she wasn't! She was a
young lady who would have made a
model wife,
"Then why didn't you marry her and
all her moles and warts and mushroom
eyes?"
Don't talk that way to me! Her eyes
were as nice as yoursn ~
''They wan'tp'
''They wass 1 believe you are sorry
because you didn't marry BraceH
"And | know you are sorry because
you didn't marry that beautiful and ac-
complished Miss Perkins !"
81 am, Ell? / thought you said had
been a good husband to your"
"And didn't you call me your blessed
little wife,"
Ind then he pumped down and began
to read the mortgage sales and advertise
ments in the paper, and she picked up
her sewing and gave the cat a gentle
kick. These old things will come up now
and then, and somehow neither gets en-
tirely over them.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
| POET EOR MFXICC

would prove a first class representative of
Democratic doctrines at the Court of St
James.
POET FOR MEXICO.
General Henry r. Jackson, of Sayan-
nah, Ca, the newly-appointed Minister
to Mexico, was born at Athens, Ca. on
June "a, 1920, and graduated at Yale
College in 1889. Returning to Georgia,
he studied law at Columbus and was adj
mitted to the bar in 1910. He then held
for several years the office of United
States District Attorney, with headquar-
tiers at Savannah, and subsequently par
ticipated in the Mexican war as colonel
in command of the Georgia regiment. In
lS49 he became Judge of the Superior
Court, Northeastern District of Georgia,
where four years later he was appointed
Charge d'Affaires of the Legation at vi
emma, and within year became minister
resident. Resigning the ministry in 1853,
he returned to Savannah and resumed
the practice of law. Shortly before the
outbreak of the late war he was appoint
ed Judge of the Confederate Court of
Georgia, at that time the most prominent
Judiciary office in the gift of the State.
During the winter of 1S60-61 he entered
the Confederate army as brigadier-gener-
al, and, General Garnett being killed
about that time, assumed command of
the forces in Northwestern Virginia.
later serving under General Lee, who
superseded him in command. After the
battle of Port Royal, division of State
troops being called into the field, General
jackson was nominated by Governor
Brown and unanimously confirmed by
the Senate as major-general to take COM
mand. After the division of the State
troops was broken up by the enforcement
OF the Conscript law, General Jackson
was thrown out of service, but was reap
pointed in 1864 and ordered to the Western
Army under Captain Hood In the move
ment against Nashville General Jackson
was captured, and remained as prisoner
at Fort Warren until the close of the war.
Returningto Savannah, he again resumed
his law practice, and though out of politi-
cal life, has built up one of the most en-
inent legal regulations in the South. A
gentleman of the old school, possessed of
the cordial esteem and confidence of his
feliow-citizens, and in thorough sympathy
with the principles of the new admins
tration, General Jackson's appointment
is one which will be received with
entire satisfaction throughout the whole
South. General Jackson will have the
advantage in his new post of an ample
private fortune and considerable reputa-
ton as titerGteur, among his writings
being several poems of more than ordin-
airy merit and of considerable popularity
in the SOuth.-N. Y. Herald, March Fl.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
Notice to Creditors.

Estate of WILLIAM H. PITTS, Deceased.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN BY THE IN
~ dersigned administrators of the Estate of
William II. Pitts, deceased, to the creditors OF,
and all persons having claims against the said
deceased, to exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers, within ten months after the first pub
lication of this notice, to the said administra-
trix. at the Office of Sheeks & Rawlins, AZ East
Temple street, in the county OF Salt Lake
ISABEL NJ. PITTS. Adm1nistratrlx
of the Estate of William H. Pitts, Deceased
Dated at Salt Lake City, March %, 1885.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
MARSHAL'S SALE.

DURsUANr TO AN EXPEDITION IUdISiSl To B.t7 aa
5,,It 81 the Territory of Utah, shall expose at
public Sale at the front door st OF f6 of sa
G foTa county N'e of Salt Lake and Territory
Of T Utah, on the I'd day OF April; 1850, al z
O'clock n m, the following described properly,
Situated in Salt Lake county Ut Roc IeGF5GEy ktS to
WI plat !" salt Lake City survey. Beginning
corner Of ro said thence e0t an north 81
sI-a rods. thence east (9) nine rods: thence
north (9 five rods; thence west Q5zl one .o ana
one-half rods: thence north " seven ,h r0os:
thence east (2Iz) two and a-half rods; thence ba;
south ny seventeen rods to the place OF pegin-
ning Also. the west "a half OF Lot lol SIX; IN
BLOCK 6s sixysx Plat "a" Salt t,n Lake G tbs
s SUI hereditaments and appurtenances
belonging or In snd
ore boilers and engines and nXtures IN m, sn IA
connected with said buildings, 10 De s9I1 Mas ~
chine Company ct al, at the snit OF the D sss
E. A. IRELAND, q. $. Marshal
Dated March II, 1855.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
7TTTcVES OF THE ENJOYS.
who Are to Represent the
The wen nited states Abroad

~. following are sketches Of n the new
The io.'r recently appointed by President
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
Notice for Publication.
mo. 1851
L. S. LAND OFFICE,
G-I yE M,

Z. S. LAND OFFICE,
SALT LAKE CITY, Feb a. 1882
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, THAT THE
~ following named settlers have filed notice
NJ their Intention to make final proof each IN
support of his claim, and that said proof viii
be made as follows, to-wit: ,e-o
anon the n Ia, Sc. or. Sec. "a, TIP. N r. Q W.,
viii III make his proof before the Register and
Receiver, at Salt Lake City. on Saturday April
IL, 1885, and names as his witnesses Hepe. hod,
son William. Flint, John HodsOn and Edward
Philips .o-c
upon s. F.. Or, re. Or. Sec. "a, Tp n, X W.:
will make his proof before the Register anC
Receiver. at Salt Lake City, on Tuesday April
1886 and names as his witnesses MatbeN
Young, John shlpley, Hrrum Afford and JcL
w. Krebs. II. MCMAsfER
BIRD K Lowe. Registe
Atty's for Appps.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

No. 1921.
LAND OFFICE AT SALT LAKE CITY,
March 6, 1885.
H-oTJCE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
following-named settler has filed notice OF
his Intention to make final proof In support OF
his claim, and that said proof viii be made be-
fore ff1e Register and Receiver, at Salt Lake
City. on Saturday, April 18th, 1885, viz. Knut
August Fig, Homestead Entry, No. 1902, for the
east half, southeast quarter, sec. %, ), 3 W.
and Lot /, and southeast quarter northeast
quarter. sec. 2, TIP. 9, 8. K. 6 w.
he names the following witnesses to prove
his Continuous residence upon, and cultivation
of said land, viz: II. Bennion, s. H. Benn!on,
y Z. Paxton, Joseph Bennion, all of Tooele
County Utah.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01

DIR. n. can be consulted daily at his
Office, NO. 272, Main St.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01

Two or more surgeons from DR.. Foot,
Jr.'s Institute, No. 2, Salt Lake City,
Utah, will make one risjt only this year,
south, as follows:
NEPHI-March 18th. 10Th and Goth.
SANTAQUIN-March 2lst.
PAYSON-March 23d, oath and 18th.
SPANISH FORK-March 26th and
9th.
SPRINGVILLE-Ma 2Sth.
PROVO CTTY-March SOth and Slst
and April 1st.
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Notice for Publication.
M 1904
mo. 1884.

U. s. LAND OFFICE,
SALT LAKE CITY, March 90 1885,
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT THE
~ following named settlers have fled
notice of their intention to make final
proof each in support of his claim, and the said
proof will be made before the Register and Re-
ceiver at Salt Lake City, on Saturday, Aprit D.
1885, tO-wit:
James Hope, Homestead Entry, No. 4698, for
the SW. "a Sc. a Sec. g. TIP. ST. K. E., and
he names as his witnesses Amos Thompson,
William Thompson, John Spencer and Benz.
Thompson, all of Salt Lake County, Utah.
Gustave Isaasen, Homestead Entry No: 47O7,
for S. Il NE Il Sec. Is, TIP. N, r. 2 W., and
he names as his witnesses, Hyrum GoOdell,
john Smuen, Robert Todd and r. Van Dyke, OF
Weber County, Utah.
BIRD & LOWE, Attys. for Appls.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-04-01
Notice for Publication
mo. 1921

LAND OFFICE AT
SALT LAKE CITY, March 9, 1885,
NCOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ following-named settler has filed notice OF
his intention to make final proof in support OF
his claim, and that said proof will be made be
fore the Register and Receiver at Salt.Lake CITY,
on Saturday. April H. 1885, viz: Samuel Nor
man. Homestead Entry No. 1857, for the q OF
SW X Sec. "a, TIP. N, r 1 w: He names the
following witnesses to prove his continuous
residence upon, and cultivation OF said land
viz: Joseph e. Hodson, Joseph Allen, John Fl.
sill. John Willard, of Davis county, Utah.
H. MCMAsTER, Register.
RfRD K Lowe. Atty's for Appellant.
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Notice to Creditors.
Estate of JAMES WATSON, deceased

Estate of JAMES WATSON, deceased
N-DTICE is HEREBY GIVEN BY THE UN.
- designed, administrator of the estate o.
James Watson, deceased, to the creditors OF ana
all persons having claims against me sa.u
To1,ebers' within four months after the first
notification of this notice, to the SAID admlnls
traitor at the store of Tucker * Wallace, In Alta
Ohf' ''i' LAM HENRY C. WALLACE,
Administrator.
Date nj first publication, March 81, 1885.
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TTNHE ATLANTIC EXPRESS TRAIN, COM
Il posed of the Celebrated Buffet and Sleep
ing Cars, elegant frst-class Coaches and Emf
grant Sleeping Cars, will leave ogden daily at
$50 am. ION arrival of train from San Fran
cisco), and Salt Lake City at 10 80 am, making
direct connection at Pueblo and Denver with
trains for the East, North and South.
THE PACIFIC EXPRESS TRAIN from Den
yer, Pueblo and Eastern points, will arrive in
Salt Lake City at $50 pm, and Ogden at 6:lO
pm, making direct connection with the Cen
trail Pacific train for San Francisco and the
Pacific Coast.
LOCAL TRAINS leave Salt Lake for Ogden at
sos am.
Leave ogden at $40 pm. and arrive in Salt
Lake at 700 pm.
Leave Salt Lake daily for Bingham at 7:25
am. Returning, arrive at Salt Lake at lis p m.
AN ACCOMMODATION TRAIN leaves Salt
Lake daily Except Sundays at 800 am, ar
irving at Pleasant Valley Junction at 435 pm.
Returning, leaves Pleasant Valley Junction at
700 a m, arriving at Salt Lake at 600 pm.
.. w. ECClSS,
General Freight and Passenger Agent, D. & r.
G. Western, Salt Lake City.
w. H. BANCROFT, Receiver.
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For Finest Plastering and Ornamental
Work, call on JAMES WYATT.
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would prove a first class representative of
Democratic doctrines at the Court of St
James.