Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1885-12-10
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husetts,n probably soon be placed In the !
lew York . ~ nail. Boston Commercial
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The wicked paragrapher never feels his
otal deprusity so much as when he sees |
lis items gong around credited to an
ionest religious weekly.--fittsourg
chronicle.
Imitation may be the sincerest fattery,
As tile maxim AYERS, but don't risk an inn
itation sealskin sacque in attempting to
work.-SprFaUield Union.
Lanty Cong's Prayer.-The giyer of
the feast, that rale ouid Irish gentleman,
Misther Bernard McCaGerty, and may |
he live till he climbs TO Paradise on ths
shoulders of his good deeds, an Che
prayers nv thin he's done EN- to, Lord
be good TO him - Tie Independent.
Mr.. Chose ia one of the slain in the
English election battle field. He tried 10
get into Parliament from Deptfurd. He
Is Hindoo, Int that doesn't seem to be-
what defeated him. MIR. Chose pronounces
ms name Cough and the English
wouldn't stand that sort of thing, don't
We know. 1T was the Cough that carried
hi n otf."-DetrOit Free Press.
A Scranton mother is opposed to the
teaching of physiology and hygiene in
| the public schools. She writes to the
| teacher: II don't want my daughter to be
taught about her inside. II isn't right.
One would think that was good reason
why the young lady should be taught
about her inside. Possibly she might
learn to make itright. Boston Transcript.
A good suggestion Some men find it
| difficult to grow old gracefully. Col.
Yerger is one of them. Last Sunday his
little daughter caught him at work on his
own head with pair of tweezers. Papa,
what are you doing TO your hair ?" she
asked. II am pulling out the gray hairs,
| Mollie." why don't you pull the black
ones outs you will get through quicker.
There amt half so many black ones as
there are white ones. "-Iepds SJfcings.
The judicial career of Jessel on the
bench and of Disraeli at the bar are still
held in fond remembrance by English
men. Judah p. Benjamin astonished
two he.nispheres with his matchless legal
erudition. France was lost in admira-
ton when the lion-tones of CremieuX
overawed the juries of his countrymen.
But it was left to Albert Cardozo to be
the most pronounced embodiment and
impersonation of that rarest combine
ton. The careful, dignified, studioua
judge, and the willy Isle and irresistible
advocate. -He6FSSo SGdhtard.
1t Just occurred to him.-"Is this The
last train north ~ asked stout little
gentleman, rushing into railway station.
mo, there is another in forty-tive min
utes All aboardi" cried the conductor.
almost an hour to wait !" sighed the
little man, dropping into seat and
hopping his handkerchief. . But you
have plenty of time to catch this train,
, said the conductor. "lhls train Well
I Pm blamed; of course have. I'm 81
used to catching the last train-whoop
/ hold on p and the little gentleman boltet
: through the door for the cars. E:rchaalg
s A diabolical suggestion. --Kosciusk'
4 Murphy is an amateur writer of plays. III
n wrote very sad tragedy, and it wa
1t brought out by some local amateurs
s but the public expressed their disapprc
), baton very plainly. Murphy was indig
n nant. "rhe Austin public are set G
II fools, he exclaimed. I'm tell you ho'
/ you can get even with them, said Gil
u hooly. ''How ~ They laughed Mt YOU
n, tragedy, now you write n comedy, an
ID see if that don't take the laugh out {
70 them. Make them feel bad. Writen con
p edy. 1eras SytiagS.
I, The power of the press. Last week
~ respectfully suggested to the Queen tn
OF her Majesty would do well to leave BG
On moral few days earlier than the da
e. originally fixed for her journey south ii
~ 2Oth) in order to avoid the extreme inco
81 yenience to ministers and officials OF ha
'e, ing the Council for the Dissolution he
re in Scotland. | am glad to be able to a
r. nounce that the Queen has recognized I
ne soundness of my views, and that her NJ
ne esty has now decided to quit BalInoral
u the afternoon of Monday week. The Cot
me Gil will, therefore, be held at Winds
'ar Gas lie ut O'Clock on the following d
London Truth
ma The following is ut the expense OF
oil Chicago doctor; He was about to an
,,t thetize patient when, i'll answer t
in, question, he informed the victim that
~, would be entirely unconscious, and XII
cnt nothing until the offending growth
Al. been removed. The patient accordin
, ~ commenced to fish his loose change
to,, of his pocket. 'Oh, you need
y: mind the fee until / nm throug
oyo remarked the considerate doctor.
don't intend to pay you yet, retur
= ,r the patient; Il wish merely to count
ked money 10 see nov nuuii HlNe'
amused. Medicai and Surgical Repo1
He was Surprised. SMITH never
give more surprised in my life than l was
terly night. Jones-Indeed. What was
cause? S.-As l was passing along
street two ladies came to the door
con house, one evidently the hostess, rs
ions had only a shawl wrapped around
IL, head, the other visitor. AS
- ~ reached the bottom of the s
- ~ the visitor said SWELL, I've had
go pleasant time. Good night, Mary"
nitr the other said "Goud night, Mental
MI and they parted. J.-What, wit
:, ~ another word? Without ant
- word .-H'm-!- guess they
81 men in women's Clothes 81
.nrab Courier.
Nor Spirit OF the morning press
n of | Herald SAYS: AN unexpected
of Swallowed the household one day, IN
the though only trliilng one, soon
mains fruit. The San geographer tells MS g
,ntin- weli-dressed men occupied double
will. on a train OF the Hudson River raj
sband morning of one day last week,
,000,- Soon after the train left Peeksklll 9
i, she the men stopped brakeman
One and in less than five minutes word
,eiyed spread through the car that the sad
who by the window was prisoner on hi
ndred to Sing Sing The World announce
d that at the usual Wednesday evening orgal
/ any tai at Christ Church, New Brighton
aOced | nIldienpa wns cOlnDosed of many IL
king, amateur physicians ~ y, ~
resby- Post
ct, to The Illustrated Press. The S
ng a Democrat, of Jacksonville, Fla, pub
which last week number of scenes il
by Orleans and Charleston. The view {
900 IN terry Park and the old sea wall'in q
lg the ton, the IjemOcrdt says, will give
ropean idea of the gorgeous beauties of this
by her old Southern city, What the Dem
.lso de- idea OF our Battery Park is can o.
tth she guessed when it is stated that the
added which il prints 20 give II faint il
mounts them is a true and faithful represel
hereby of the park along the Thames FL
Inter meut in London, with the houses
secure Lament in plain view, and the
pei the monument aud divers stately
ton, if toweringaboye the trees What wo
1t is a Democrat have said if it had seen {
terry r'hefore the war: GddrleSto
ant Courier
Or cuts A. ". Tompkins, NJ. D., AZ Ciinto
4, iever New York, writes June ., 1881: '.In
ilphlhs, those insldious Diseases Of the Br
IS .,,,o, Spinal cord where local stimulation
ion or OBJ ainel, and where lluiments, bills
Dor box. various applications fail, marked re