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Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
SCHOOL AND cHuRcH.

The treasury Of the Baptist Home
Missionary Society is in such q depleted
condition that appointments have been
only made for six months, fears being
felt that money enough may not be con-
tribnted to pay full years salaries.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
There were 600 Frenchmen at Ok
ford the past term quite an unprece-
dented number, The general style of
living demands less expense than form
erly, and no man finds it now incum-
bent on him to give wine parties as OF
yore.
AT Sunday-school convention, OBJ
lection having been raised to the un-
healthful influence of many of the books
in the libraries, a superintendent rose
and suggested that they should be
weeded out and sent to the poor chill
dren out West. Hnrper's Bazdr.
Miss Mary Caldwell, a wealthy
Catholic lady Of Baltimore. has given
$500, 900 to be used for the establish
ment of Catholic university for the bet
ter education of the priesthood, on the
plan proposed by Bishop Spaulding.
| The Plenary Council has accepted the
gift. Baltimore Sun.
Mr. John Scott, who recently closed
ten weeks term of free high school in
the town of Holden, Me-, says that in
all that time he had no occasion to speak
reprovingly to any one of his scholars.
He says he has taught fourteen years
and never before had such an expert
erce as this, and he asks his fellow
L IL >E ~ -. fo11
whether any one of them can say as
much for any school taught by them. =
Troy Times.
The new catalogue of Dartmouth
College, New Hampshire, shows that
there are now AZ members of the faculty
and 402 students, the latter being di-
vided as follows: Collegiate Depart
ment, PA; Chandler Scientific School,
IA; Agricultural College, %; Medical
| College, "A; Thayer School of Engi-
neering, II. In the Academic Depart
ment l9 are from Maine, 98 from New
Hampshire, 81 from Vermont, and SO
from Massachusetts. Outside of New
England nineteen States and Territories
/ are represented.
The Rochester POST Express is doing
| a eommendable work in showing UP
the defects of country school santa
ton. The yards and surroundings oi
many school-houses in the country are
indescribably filthy. Some of the de-
tails can not be referred to in public
journal, and are sickening to contem.
| plate. There may be some excuse for
faulty sanitation in crowded cities, but
there is none in the country. 1t is high
time that attention was called ITO this
evil. If the cholera were to come to
this country it would make short work
with the people who live in such neigh
| borhoods. Chicago Journal
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

lin London a pony is five-pound
note, in this country a glass of beer, and
in the dictionary a small horse. = Yoak-
ers Gazette.
An experienced housewife in long
article tells ''how to save your dishes
from being broken Tt is unnecessary.
All you have to do is to put them away
and eat off of tin dishes.
My dear sir, you cannot always
reason correctly from analogy. Because,
for example, red-skinned apples make
the best Jelly, it does not follow that a
red-faced man makes the best husband.
- Chicago Journal
What is economypn asks the Phila-
delphia North american. Wen tell
you. It is paying ten cents for cigar
and compelling your wife to turn her
last seasons dress to make it do an
other winter. The country is fairly
bulging with such economy. Norris
torn Herald.
"A girl who had become tired OF
single blessedness, thus wrote to her in
tended: Dear Jim, come right of
if you are coming at all; Edward
Keiderman is insistin' that shall have
him; and he hugs and kisses me so con-
tinually that can't hold out much
longer. - Boston Post.
"A festive dude came into our sane
tum. He had poem; we kindly
thanktum. With the office club we
gently planktum over the top of his
phizaranktum. He swore an oath
which sounded like blanktum, and gazed
at us like dinged old cranktum, and
then there was vacancy in our sane
tum. EUansUttle Argus.
well, Dobkins, are you going to
the club to-nightp'' II haven't made
up my mind yet. !" s.Haven'tp Why it's
time to be there now. ..I know, but
my wife hasn't got back from the
Woman's meeting yet ..Ah. I see.
You.can't make up your mind till your
wife brings it home. - Chicago Tribune.
She had named Friday of the fol
lowing week as the day for the wedding.
But Friday is an unlucky day. said
George. 20, so it is!'' she exclaimed;
81 had forgotten that No. it wouldn' t
do to be married on Friday ..How
would Saturday or Monday doPn sug-
gested George, tenderly. The girl hes
itated and blushed little. Then she
said: IL think Thursday would be
better, George Detroit Post.
docs you know John Jacksonpn
asked Jim Webster of Pete Simpson.
Il should say does know him. He is
an awful sly cuss. = What has he eber
done that was so berry smart?'' .sThe
other day seed him walking along on
the opposite side of Austin Avenue.
called out sJohn!' two or free times.
De niggah made out as if he didn't heah
me. I overtuck him and cotched him
by de arm, and dang by buttons if he
wasn't anudder niggah entirely. You
bet he am sly one. 7eras Stftings.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

Those lengnid. siresonne sensations. causing
you 70 feel scarcely able to be your feet; that
constant drain that is taking from your system
all its former elasticity: dri ving the bloom from
your cheeks: that continual strain upon your
vital forces rendering you irritable and fretfui.
can easily be removed By the eof that mar
velous remedy, Hop Bitters Irregularities and
obstructions Of your system are relieved at once.
while the special cause Of periodical pain are
permanently removed. None receive 50 much
benefit and none are so profoundly grateful,
and show such an interest in recommending
Hop Bitters as women.
A Postal Card Story.
I was affected with kidney and urinary
Trouble
For twelve years
After trying all the doctors and patent
medicines could hear of, used two bot
ties of Hop
"Bitters;;"
And am perfectly cured. keep it
All the timeI' respectfully, B. f. Booth,
Salisbury, Tenn. May !, 1888.
BRADFoRp. Pa, Mays. 1875.
1t has cured me of several diseases. such as
nervousness. sickness at the stomach. monthly
troubles etc. have not seen sick day In
year, since took Hop Bitiers. All my neigh
bors use them. Mrs FANNY GREEN.
$4,000 Lost.
"a tour TO Europe that cost me $3 COO done
me less good than one bottle of Hop Bitters:
they also cured my wife of fifteen years Derv-
Gus weakness. sleeplessne g and dyspepsia
II. H., Auburn, n. Y.
So BLooMINeyILIE. o.. May 1, 70.
SIRs-I have been suffering ten years and
tried your Hop Bitters, and It done me more
good than all the doctors Miss s. S. BOONE.
Baby Saved.
We are so thankful to say that our nursing
baby was permanently cured of dangerous
and protracted constipation and irregulnrity of
the bowels by the use of Hop Bitters by its
mother, which at the same time restored her to
perfect health and strength.
The Parents. Rochester, n. 7.
RE None genuine without bunch of green
Hops ON the While label. Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff With Hop or Hops in Il cir
name.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
Two young ladies entered a cigar


Two young ladies entered a cigar
store, and one OF them said, timidly:
Have you any choice cigars sirp /
want them for a present. = ssOh, yes,
Miss, replied the tobacconist, 1--WE
have any choice you like from cent
piece up. II think / will take some
of the 1-cent ones, then, if they are.
choice. / had no idea that choice cigars
were so cheap. Won't Charlie be de-
lightedpn she said to her companion as
they left the store. Poor boy! He is
SO fond of choice cigar, and they viii
taste all the better, she added, with
little blush, .sfor having come from
me. ~ K Times.
DouDtru1 ifattery: Doctor..l ou
see, wiley, dear, have pulled my pa
tient through, after all. A very crit
ical case, can tell you His wife
Yes, dear hubby; but then you are 50
clever in your profession. Ah, if Ihad
only known you five years earlier / feel
certain my first husband my poor
Thomas would have been saved. =
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

Is most distressing, not only to the person
afflicted il be have any pride, but to those
with whom he comes in contact. It Is a
delicate matter to speak Of, but has parted
not only friends but lovers. Bad breath
and catarrh are inseparable DIR. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy cures the worst cases as
thousands can testify.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

said the gifted, but naughty, Lord Byron.
Surely he was in bad humor when he
wrote such words. But there are COM
plants that only women suffer, that are
carrying numbers of them down to early
graves. There is hope for those who suf-
fer, no matter how sorely, or severely, in
DR.. r. v. Pierce's s.Favorfte Prescription" !"
Safe in its action it is a blessing, especially
to fc0nle1a and to men, toe, for when women
suffer, the household is askew.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

Organic weakness or loss of
power in either sex, however induced
speedily and permanently cured. Enclose
three letter stamps for book of particu-
lars. Worlds Dispensary Medical Asso-
ciation Buffalo, n Y
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
The Mirror

IS no fatterer. Would you
make il tell a sweeter tale7
Magnolia Balm is the charm-
er that almost cheats the
looking-glass.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

CATARRH-A New Treatment has been dis
covered whereby permanent cure is effected in
treatise free on receipt of stamp. A. H. DIXON
& Son, 305 King st. west, Toronto, Canada.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

For Throat Diseases and Coughs.
use !" Broac1ls bronchial Troches.y Price
25 cts. Sold only IN, bores.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

When Baby was sick, we gave her CASTORIA,
When abe was Child, she cried for CAsTORIA,
When she became Miss, she clung to CASTORIA,
When she had Children, she gave them CASTORIA
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
DON'T EAT N Al HURRY.

A health journal says that people ought
to take three-qu quarters OF an hour for dim
ner. This is well ifsthere is enough dinner
to hold out so long. The panalty for hur-
Tying meals, as most people do, Is a griev-
GUS attack Of dyspepsia. In such case
YOU will have to ressrt to Browns Iron
Bitters for cure, as did Mr.. j. r. Pinks-
ton, Shorter's Depot, Ala, who writes, 81
found relief in Browns iron Bitters after
years OF suffering from dyspepsia"
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

Peanut flour is becoming an important
product of the South.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

Chinese ferces in Tonquin have received
orders toscease hostilities.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
AN oFFRHsIrr RRrAru

The loss by the destruction of Aspinwall
is put at from $40 COZ, 900 to Sl2, COO, ,OCO.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

1t is now thought that no further trouble
need be expected on the Isthmus of Panama.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
The Ostrich as 4 Kicker.

DR.. Sketchly, who has charge of the
ostrich farm at Anahlem, was plueking
one Of the things one day When they
pluck them stocking is kept on the
head to blind the bird. While he can
not see he is quiet. but If bis blinkers
get uncovered then he s.goes for'' the
plncker. The doctor moved his arm so
as to disturb the stocking. and instantly
he saw what was done and went head
first out of the pen, not caring for any
more plumes just then. As he tumbled
head first over the fence the bird let fly
kick which, striking fence-board,
made toothpicks of whole panel
length. The mules occupation as q
kicker is gone in this country since the
ostrich came. Los 4Aaaqeles Express.
i.Curious. ISM it?' remarked Mrs.
Bascom. Here I've been reading
these Notes on Husbandry, regularly
ever since we subscribed to the Farmer,
and they haven't said one word, so far
as I can see about husbands or matri;
mony either. ~ Barlsnatoss Free Press.
ALL FOR so CENTS.
Mr.. E. G. Walker, Editor Track and
Road, The Spirit Of the Times, New
York, after an exhaustive interview with
all leading horseme1, stabIemeD, sports.
men, drivers and breeders Of horses of the
country, states that st. Jacobs Oil, the
great pain-cure, win 90 all that is claimed
Tor it In the cure of aches, pains and srf.
fering in man and beast.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
very truly YOURS
SlWn D kYr~,
EspECrALLY To WOMEN.

The largest quantity of maple sugar
made in any one State is made in Vermont.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

The value of the shipbuilding industry
of New England for 1884 reached 50, ,000, 900.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

Try GERMEA for breakfast.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

RE None genuine without bunch of green
Hops ON the While label. Shun all the vile,
poisonous stuff With Hop or Hops In Il cir
name.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

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Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
TUFTS HAIR nE-

GRAY HAIR or WHISPERS changed to q
GLOSSY BLACK by q single application of
this DIE. 1t imparts natural color, acts
instantaueously. Sold by Druggists, or
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15
Babv Saved

So BLooMINovILLE, o., May L, ~
SIRs-I have been suffering ten years. and
tried your Hop Bitters, and 1t done me more
good than all the doctors Miss s. S. BOONE.
Roseburg review. [volume] (Roseburg, Or.) 1885-1920, 1885-05-15

"a tour to Europe that cost me $3000 done
me less good than one bottle of Hop Bitters:
they also cured my wife of fifteen years nerv-
Gus weakness, sleeplessnes So and dyspepsia.
r. NJ, Auburn N Y
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
ERlDicArISG DAISIES

Eis toH1fry ffafifm1a.
Pour year. ago s0vci twelve acres OF
barley. and seeded the lot town with olo-
yer ant timothy The seed wAs warranted
10 De clean. The next year ! cot zoe
niece OF hay. ant not d0feu daisy heads
were seen they were taken % The nfc aud
burned The next year The daisies were
very plenty al over the Geld, ani In some
places, several rods squArc, they were 80
thick that nothing else could grow
Now. was that daisy seed IN nv grass
seed. on di some mililious pcfs'u sow
~
Al any rate, saw 70 would not 20 81
let them 20 % seed. 50 a. vent o. work
.nd pulled them out 4 took my BOY,
hired man sni myself ueary thfce dals -
pul, those dsisic. We carefully laid them
ln small bunchcs, ani thea took our wax
90. with hAy.rack. and drew them iuio =
heap. wehai rack heaping fl.l-ss much
A. oue good team couli draw. We burned
them up I have been over TIE neli sew
eral times since. Aui have not fouui a
dozen ox-cye dAiscs. sni those have been
destroyed. Now. " I hai thrown them 90
the ground and LEI them stay there, The
roots would have rlpcued the seed. aud /
should have had foe daisy nelii but a.
II l., Il l. clear % this weed
TAe third year found lot % yellow,
western daisies grOw.ng ln The sane Held
| have pulled AMI dug and tarnci All
could hni. and 90 not expect % nni any
there this season. | shall look sharp Tor
them. This l. the only way % keep our
aelis clear from such weeds. Poll them
A. soon A. In bloom, and bgfn them before
they get dry and shell their seeds
I hope NV farmer friends vii not gtt
discouraged A. | did when ifsi saw All
these daisies. but 90 20 work and poll them
and burn them. aud save your fields.
4 ".
Oaoningl C8unfr. v D, JuHl ~
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
NUMBER 20.

what Iad Ias.ci l-.twcsn thfm. On bcr part
sl,s s-emei shy ami cunStraino.i AMI tho chi
aEaiheiic manner appeared o. have fuis-srt-
ei iis sway. Dr. Cauuilnr' cure fr nor.
hidncss was fAilurol
Tho momcnt fr deTarture came Horaoc
hal taken the rcirs Hri-ff vas trsiie
HIN. Franks T.rtmanieaus were siovei
away IN tho bg vagune'te. lie turnst B.
,iako hanls with leairioo u came here an
.nvilil In boiy.r h. ali b. hlm'oif; II 80
s AZ with a chronic mental dica-0. The
cx hinye IL a sorry one.'
Wont you ome with "a, nsatioc" a.kel
Hi.lcri
il,. drew taek hsr outstr, ial hand, an
hasta.od. Prank turfici his eyos away lie
woaA Ia noway pload for this c0nc,sxion
Soi lenly, ard In defiant way. which such
Arrival maitsr ~ no mas ENID 81 call
f0r, shc etclAiInei, "Io, VII cum. Wait
f1r NO one minute" IN one minute. liter
ALL, tls vss lack again, in hcr hat ,nt
jackct, cni soai..l oTp-ite Prank
feW voris Tassd between them durlrg
the drive to no station. A msro rorityc
vas al thcy saii a. Prank took his seeI IN
tho unn. bat A. that train Tuliot "a u
Blackfown, a. ks eyes for th lat tim1 met
Rafric.'. fairly ani fully. Mr.. CarruihCu'
heart loarol Ia a way which vtuh have le.n
a credit q bows - n, all once moro
AMI Tor ever 10 knew that no vanity n his
hai 1T him TO dare to think that in Ms
Clagrun's manner towards HIM thcre wrs an
urirfnah'c, in-crutable ''e1mcthlnF. whlrh
hal iel him % risk AMI apparently 10 all
~ bop, s,crnalr sTrang aga.n, and the
conv.r.iln fDrocd it.clf On Mr.. Carrlthsfs
that tho daY might oomo whgn, In sIiie ~
hs csnclnslon number thros, ho nut rcr.
force "rruytl
Ant. notwith.fanling his priio. tbs fat
Va ~ 10 lucans al unpleasant OnC.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
Live stock Monthly
THE HORSE.
mE PROPER pErOErNENr TOWARD fiiis
FAITnFUL skRykNT
Oaoniagl C0uaiy, v y, JHH1

We are too apt TO think that The qnes-
tlOn OF department IL altogether thirg
that relates % the behaylOr OF the damD
beast towards It's owner or master but II
Is Of the highest importance that wc take
a broader view OF the case. When We 10
this We readily reach the conclusion thai
the department OF the beast i secondary
matter, hinging upon aud resulting from
the department OF the master toward the
animal The latter Is the weaker Ia INTEL
llgence and will and Is not supposed 10
have any latitude OF discretion allowed
il In the matter OF Submission. The
point for each owner 10 settle In bis
owa mind Is, how will he secure submis'
sion and obedience.
Asa rule II becomes necessary 10 dele
gate authority over the farm animals 10
the hired men, and unfortunately bat very
few who hire out In that capacity use The
Judgment and feel the responsibility thoy
should. The coerclye plan Il the only one
they know OF or comprehend. In fact'
they have no, been trained 10 any other.
Take horses A. examples. Those used In
the Ore department OF cities readily learn
their duties and carry out their parts with
out coercion. when an electric alarm
strikes the DELL ln an engine house, the
dropping OF q weight let loose by The cleo
trlc current l0osens the horses and they
wheel quickly out OF the stall, taking their
station before the machine t1ey are ex'
pected TO haul There Is no coercion
about this. II Is strictly a matter OF
training. They are trained 10 know that
what they do when cot OF the stall must
be done In . hurry, and they rush 10 the
Ore pulling heavily upon the Bit DO We
ever see nremsn whipping his horses on
the way to nref On the other hand, do
you not always see them return from the
Ore A. though all occasion for hurry was
overi This i the result OF education not
OF coercion with the whip.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

BUYING Its OwS fIsu-A young New.
srksr who was trout f-hlng in Morris
County, last week, followed mesd0w "
brook with 20 success until IL passed IN
der q snake fence into a pasture. lie
climbed The fence sni as be cast his ny a,
the foot OF willow tree he observed that
gaant rustic with a seed bag In his hand
was watching him. Finding, however,
that the farmer made no protest, the young
man continued fishing, and when he arrived
Al roadside fence he had seven fair trout
In his creel As he placed bis foot on the
lower rail OF the fence be was sccosted BY
the countrymsn, who grimly said, - be
held out the open seed bagi
"Drap them trout"
The lad hesltated.
"Drap EN-, or III drap you inter the
brook, |" continued the countymAn.
The fisherman then emptled the contents
OF his creel into the bag. and climbed the
fence, saying, as he reached the safe side
OF H.
"weli, have met mean men. bat for
generous, whole-souled, way-back-in-Jer-
sey meanness, you beat them all"
'Hold on, young feller," said The hrm'
er, 81 Amt mean ef wanted 70 b mean.
Ia hs stopped you fshin', or charged you
q dollar for the chance. Now ef yoa want
ter buy Q nice mess OF hsh, you Kin hev
'em fnr . dollar, and reckon they're
cheap st York prices"
The young man says he paid the dollar.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

This table shoss, accurately, the amount
of serili,, taken from the soil. and enA-
tle. every one 70 take his choice Of crops
,nd form his estimates o. the amount Of
fertility necessary 70 be returned TO the
.ol 20 replace tha, taken away by the
crop grown. thus maintaining the eal-
ance of fertility wiihou, unnecessary cost
The Secretary also gives the eosi per
pound of Nitrogen. from lie. 10 2oe.,
according 70 the form !, Is in when OBJ
,ained asd is availability; Phosphorus
Acid, from Sc. 10 l2!e., according TO Us
quality: Potash. from Sc. 10 I3e. Nj
,rosen, a. found in bsrnyard manure, u
worth he. per pound Phosphorus Acid
from same source. &c; Potash, Be.
Ansr carefully obtaining the money
value Of the Nitrogen. Phosphorus Aeid
and Potash in . ton Of hay. be takes ~
per cent, from /, TO allow for the amount
Consumed BY the animal and the bulky
form Of the manure. and has lefi as the
value Of ton Of hay, fed upon the farm,
sss6. Or. in other words, Il = ton OF
hay /. sold from the farm, Just $3.50
worth Of the plan, food Of the farm goes
With Il.
Making the same discount on all ar
,icles Of cattle food grown upon the iarm'
The writer give. the following table