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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30
What Parents Fear.

Many pesons-especiaIly parents
object to many quack nostrums us likely
to ensender or encourage a love for
strong drink. They are right. Better
die Of disease than drunkenness. The
use of Parkers Tonic does not involve
this danger Itnot only builds up the
system, curing all ailments Of the stom.
ach, liver and Kidneys, but stimulates
without intoxicating and absolutely
cures the appetite for liquor.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30
The Vampire Superstition.

The belief in vampires Is less OK.
plicablc Few persons may DO awaro
that IN tho lanuLian prinCipalitios the
lellcf in tho ghoulish practices Of mys.
FERROUS night walkers Is still as pre,a.
lent as the night'Air superstition in tho
United States, incty per cent. OF our
fellow citizens honestly believe that
they tan not open u bedroom window
after dark wit out admitting q lotion
in tho form OF Il lung disease draught;
aud nine out Of ten Bulgarian house.
wives never retire for the night without
placing uruCiiy near tho threshold as
a prOcaution against lhGvi,it Of tho Nro.
kala H. The soi.cs Of sleepcrS who had
II elected that pre.aution wcrO foun |
almostCxsLnguis-is nearly bloo,ileSs rs
ii they had passed night in q Florida
cypress swamp aud with tho mar OF
tho ylmpiNs teeth still visible on their
css and arms II tho sleeper awak.
Cnpl in tins he ghostly visitor would
disappear like y shadow, not apt to no.
turn Tor awhile, though persons who
had once undergone the hOrrid opera.
ton were ever aftarward sub ct 10
strange fainhnS rs that aided tho
gholl IN the accompl.S ,menE OF his hell
ish dcsigaa
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30
Bncklen's Arnlca SaIye.

The Bet Salre in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fe.
yer Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chill.
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles, or no pay re.
quired. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded. Price,
Is cts. per box. For sale by VS.. Hoy,
Druggist. deC,l0-ly.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

The official stenographer of tho
United States senate is Dennis
r. Murphy. 1t is sometimes very
amusing TO watch Mr.. Murphy at
work when a storm Is raging
in the senate He does not appear
to look at the paper before him al all.
His eyes lash as they dart from ono
speaker to another, whilO his pen seems
to run along on is own hook. When
half do on senator's are shouting at
the president and ut each other and
all is confusion, Mr.. Murphy seems
to snap at then furiously. In
such a crisis no reilly looks like a
terrier in n pit killing rats on time and
ho catches thOm all not q single one es.
cSpes, Tho fact Is ho enters into the
very spirit Of q debate and Ia carried
along with It's current When 1t DO.
comes heated and fiery he catches tho
flame, and his pen runs like a mad
thing across the paper When the OK.
element COOls down hO cools down with
II, and when the debate is dull no 10.
comes a decidedly la y.lOOking reporter.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30
A Nowsrapcr for nerrnr.


We boast Of our own Matrimonial
News and other trade organs Of less In.
tCrcst. We believe tho undcrtakers
and coain.makers have IN organ 4"
and Cahm,n have their CentSur,
Among the professional journals com,
piled in Paris in manuscript is The / on
Guide, the organ OF beggars. containing
information OF great utility in their
calling. Fora subscription Of $ sous q
month, they may consult It for a few
minutes daily. It does not contain III.
eraturo or politics, and MI the articles
are 10 tho point, enc may read: TO.
morrow at noon, funeral Of a rich man
at the Madeleine" at o clock mar.
riage Of a clerk no importance"
Wanted, a blind man who plays tho
flute" or "A cripple for a watering
place" Surely, here is a hint for
tIose in search OF new folds for capital
and with an itch for journalism, like
tho American millionaire with his
seventeen headed press, worked on thu
Yankee principle OF the corner"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

ThUis AIetiVes idh o. testimony on
the sub ect have been collected by Ger.
man and hungarian publiCistS; and
The most singular theories have been
advanced toe plain the origin Of the
strange Leliot.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30
, Mt Issue u stamped Eny lopo,,

= Wv ~
The idea Of stamped envelopes was
TIE thought Of a Connecticut man.
leyen ygars after John N. Niles the
poStollce department was taken BY ].
u. Hubbard, Of the same state. and at
bis suggestion, In snne, 1853, the first
issue Of u stamped envelopes begun.
The denominations were . and O cents.
AMI April %, 1855, q 1O.cent envelope
WAS added. In 0ctoter, 1850, a new
series was issued, with additions OF /
and 4 cents in december, lspO. In
war times werD Issued envelopes do.
nominated l, 2, s. y, 10, u, 20, g.,
10 and 40 cents. ctober i, 1870, this
series was changed in design The first
printed 10 ueSt envelopes" were Is.
sued in May, 1876, the first newspaper
wrappers in October, 1851, and tho
first postal cards in Nay, 1878.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Bar6Cd.wire fences are much com.
planned Of by tanners and hide dealers,
gu tho ground that they inlet the So.
verest n uries upon hides in 'uries not
O,.sily diseOYefablo until 1t is TOO latG
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30
wire from nual s,,.,.

Wires and bars arc now produced
direct from fluid steel by pressing it out
thro Gh dies IN a manner similar TO the
production OF lead piprs from lead.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

.Quitk, eonPlsis cure, an kidney, Blddsr aud
Urinary Diseases Sealding. Irritation, SloAs, 6av'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Medical Surgical Institute opened city Of Garol
for the treatment Of all forms Of CHRONIC DISEASES both MEDICAL anil
SURGICAL The Staff at this Institute will consist Of the following Physicians
and Surgeons q Il. REED. JAS. JOHNSTON, f. &. SLCORN
and W. W. MILLS Persons Of all suffering from form chronic
diseases will be received for treatment, carefully examined believed
cuHL be benefited by will the patient desires furnish
cd with the Institute the patient chooses he
any hotel boarding house in the city and treated oic Institute
vs. outdoor patient
While claim boast miraculous give
patient all the advantages treatment that be obtained
the cities OF the country The Institute will
and appliances for he relief O
Operations OF all kinds will be performed accordance with omoer,
legitimate Surgery.
Believing will be skiul respectfully solicit the patron
Of the sick and afflicted. For particulars address
July 22Gm. DR. E. G. ALCORN Secy, GaIIipOlIs, Ohio.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Cures Piles or Hsmorfhoids, Itching, Prptruding.
Bleeding, Internal or other. lnernai and External
Kennedy in each package. Sure cure, SOC Drug.
gusts.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

II you are falling, broken, worn cut and SERIOUS
use "Wsllf Health Rsnsuef," s.. Druggists.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Flies, reaches, ants, bed.buss rats, ncs, gophsr,,
cleared out BY "Rough 90 Rats" ice.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Ladies who would retain ireshness and yiVaciIy.-
Don'tfail 70 Try "Wells' Health Remover"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

A Kentucky editor protests
against "any suggestion to mnzzlp
dogs just as tho bright Of the sea.
son for canvaSsing agents is coming
on
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Pllpil.iiun, Dfepdeal syeilihRs, pizinss,. lndi.
Es'iioa. Headache. SlssPlsAasis cured By "WsilS
Health RshtSsr.r
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Ash for Wsls' Trough 90 ccrns. iSc Qniet,
complete cure. Hard u ,oA eoFns, var's, banioaa.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Wells Health Remover restores health and yiguF,
cure, py,PsPsiA, Headache, NERVOUSNESS Debility.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Children, SLOW in development, puny, seraWny and
delicate, use "WellS Health ReneWeT."
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

IT. you are losing your grip 90 lifs, Try "Wsls'
Health RsnsWsf.' Gees direct to weak spots.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

ueartPalns.

cislI cat tait nice. fuleAes, lisI, thts bed.hags
ikunki, sAipaaaks gepAsr- ~. DTuSeii's
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30
"ROuGh on Cntarrh !"

"RouEh on Itch" cures humSrs, sfuptioaS, ring
worm, letter, sai rhsuH, frosted feet ehiIlblainS
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

1.-THE honeymoon is all we'll
enough" said a prudent belle, "but
what l want 10 see beyond that is
the promise Of a fine harvest moon"
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

N0I Nior me vorirs sii,s Sspt 10 cent, Zoe
I'LL iposi4se. and 10 viii mai YOU rFs
.uJIlkIoyal N'Iuabla b1S q amps svol, thst
N VI! put ypu "a the aay Of ma Inc 4, M
money in lev days than you ever thought rs,,,i5e
al any business. ',apital n0 required Ne NH
start you You tan uoFk al the time Of IN ,i,tr
tine only. The vytk Is universally adapted u bo,h
setcS young aHdnld Ncu can stdly safn ffon ~
esnu to S every rveuing Tia. IN Sho vsat ~,,1t
may test the bunness, We make this uhpatallst eaet
10 AL Who are % veil satisfied W. eli ,rpi Z, ~
ray fcr the trouble 81 writing rs, fuu pstti,al
diFectcht e,e., 'eii tree fcuulss uii II 80,
By those uh1 eivy lhs.r wA|ie tin, . ihs sott
Great sutcr.' shs'iiclF .urt tfrf .lIlt so
noN. Attfee suss,s & -. i,r.bsd N a,.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1885-09-30

Singing, irritation, Inflammation, al Kidney and
Urinary eomplalnIA, cured BY "Buehh.R aiba." S.. |
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PUBLIC NOTICE,
He undersigned hereby gives notice
= shst they Will off. r Tor public sale,
al lhe
al Estate

belonging ." The estate of John Rohir.
-nn. deceased, si'nsted ia Hampshire
county, an WRIST Virgins. K anwn as the
"l. VI Nrnar farm or Snyder farm
The sal" t" take place ON he premises
on the 1Sti Iav o. FEBRUARY.
A. -. 1852 commencing at he hcur az
10 o'cl"ck, and continue from day 10
IA, uut,l sod
TEEM': Onc-fOur,h Cash 10 han'.
h'a'""ce on ono, % aud three yoar-
time, VITA Z. al ct te security 10 secu-n
SAID defer d payments. The intcres,
TO he -iX per cent. pef annnm.
THIS lani lea shout three aud y h,ii
miles South East OF RDmnev, in saia
county.
All persons desiring Information will
address Isaac iohinsor, at LaSailc, La
Sale COUNTY, liiaGi..
ISAAC ROBINSON,
ELIZABETH MYERS.
January so, 1853
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

.tyESP VIRGINIA - Wit - al rulss held
~ IN tie tie'k Ufiice oi The ,lreuit CON,
.! hrmI shi'e rUdniy "a de hr4t ionJay In
Janusc... 1885.
Thomas g schrccs. PIa.ntig.
Janie, S, rock. W,;iam ,cnroch. Vince
;,chrack. Aired +. = brock H.
ward ;soile nd S"aI r. his vie
- Iifu'il.,n nnt C{n~a 5. hi4 wifc,
Mood. arb M.,ii-sa Ills wife.
Wiiher Ci.fk VA !act ScbIock, ilumcr
ScAruck, In,,.h SchfocR, II .f5s
Schiork. jnc,i,, j.. Daniels and Jane
!. hi- ~, lie - 81 M an Safni
Il. hi VT, N~yv &. Donaldson Jehp
". {; nee r.. n Gfacr, II lam Gisz.
AID Margaret y. iis wife. Vi iia,n b.
Grace, NIthi G. nrc, Mary Grace.
il.noub Gree John H. Acl zee ara
thcunhovn E-,is & Piece Scar.ek,
deed ne!e..d:' g..
~ CuANCERY
Ihe object cf lis -ur ~ T." sell TIE
~ ia tHc town Of x mucy, Veal Va.
# WA ~ iiliim 81 roc, Il j .cizfd
nd distribute he proceeds among h".e
cn, ti,H ,bcre'o, az rl-o 20 nscot an
,be rents al prniiis OF said 'nt ass vino
i "a j.. 20 account her for.
aud u apurmlrG g. ~ ~ Ill wit 81
@ i.that Ia dei'n itj.ts Jsg", .i,Fiock,
~ liiam Scrroct, vince SctrncE, Al
',d L. Ssrcoc'; T. ivsd Notie and 81,
l. { h5- Wife, ii.tnnltpu aod Ga
- 4 hIs W.T.. N.etr ND Neiis-s
wife, W,iJur Clark .War>cs Srtr ok.
IS u,r ~chrDck j.. pa Sehr0tk, ii.tr,
Scar.ct. William Gl H. ard Nars {
4. h. oi'e. w. .tm r. Gao, N'tiha
Gree Nar, Gree 49, - tpn,i Grace,
sre son fosidem- OF this St,e. 90 q
hot Tie unkrONn b-us Il J. e o.
Schruck arc uukrosu: /, i. r..
d.rcG. i,itt sad on rrs.drit d'fcn-
dau's sud unkauwn hcfss dn ri-srr t4re
wi'h'u one month from 'he fae 90 TIE
frat publication hereo' a'd q, NJ a. "A
n.cs ssry 80 profect 'l.slr interests ia
tlls .uiL Tcste.
Wv. rCLiNG Clcik.
January lG. 1855 g.
F'ourn"y. re
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

QOOn ONO W lrsseot' aiveo Away
tWJ.OJU seal us 2 c,nis po. age
= % O., ni+i 40 wsfi tef rEts utskfg- of
goods a. age v,lue. ttat viii .t,u sos ia
work tbtt will 90 ooce birg tuu 90 money
f~st't tif-n pn,ihi8g II g in Amttict 3. -.
bout The s31n 600 N ttese.ts Vith each box
Agents wanted evettwhere ~ euner eex ~ all
sEes. f3r an tine. Or spare time oaiy, 90 work
for us ai their own homes. fot,nues for ali
workers absOlgieir assured Du1'f delay
II. II , LLErt q 90,
PorCani, Neiae.
January 2 1885
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

Lite bss' ks rhnr has, sson,
Little nss,es'es achieved.
Little Wants al b care relieved.
LII tie cords in love EXPRESSED.
Little wrongs at once confessed, =
Little iavsr. kindl, .;one,
l. tile toils thou list no, shun.
l.; t's gtaces n~rkly worn = al : a
Little <lisis..w,.h patience borncs---.
These shalt cr,~n thv p,Ilosed aeaa.
Haiy i,gs. u,,oa thse .hri. gtsR
lNEST VIRGINIA w,r:-At rule. Lc,i
W I'd the cie.s Nfte, ,Sc Cseu,sosr
o' Hsmpsnir- i,6aaf,, he lss Moaisy ins
Novessver, lsSi. 80
Charles NJ f'rese,'. Ex-ru,oe o: Nm
rrenc'i, ., CO P.aiuuir.
Thomas NJ. Bnrke', - fcndsn',
DtBr, VIII ATrAchrayr,
he ohjsst 81 tni- SUI, is 10 I. eov-r a
Ja''.ueH, against the Defendant luf SEQ
- si.h i,lptcsi ca -ail puiaun ;tronii
i5,b December, Is z, ap.. COS 81 tai-
SAT. ai.d ia zach an, u'oner ct eff c;-
oi 'i.e i fe Gan l.. the ,ands oi. Lntl,er
=. Bns..', Executor al iienr, bu,kef,
It, ell: shi also =" atacl, al tn. 81 III,
'iils aud iaiese-t If the ,,eirnfa,., IN
tie real rs,nt. nt ~Aicf, Heusy HAITI
"iea 80 zei, {, MI: al nts rir D. tii4e
AL ,''ter"s: - the ;rscl st land ~, said
q unfy az 33S A,ce- On thr l.evrl4. or
sviliciep' t. pa the plaintiff, de,,,, ~
tsr'-t ind costs
Aud It spp.rrinc from IN .aiI:i.,i. q.
I'd "a t',- 'Iit tina the ,i,ipnnsn.. hon.
~ NJ. Bu,sc'. ia n..i,.te>i,en, .s,f ~.
o'aie 80 IVES w.: Il - or.icrel IVA.
sid n"n-r.s ,iei.t dsienirnt II ~ PEI
here ~ hn one IN nth iron Tie la. r
he iir-t I'nbi'rs .on Ter, oi Il d, ~bag'
- nscr-s"r, tn. protect his interest IN
his sui:. Iesrs, '7f
V. NJ. POfING. Cisrk
Jan. &c. 1855 II.
F.uuro"y Attorney for plai4ain. I
iYISsT viRGiSIA T, w,r "a, ,ul,s held
~ la the Clerks otiic,. oi the 'ji,cEi. t't.nci
oi Hampshire .. uaty, On The first Moui.y ia
JaaUasy. 1855
ANA. VI. dorsey AKA Pence YIN Dor
sey. pla"titfs.l
a" L''' NdNNts bSNHit u. bhNSts
Cnrrl~s DOGGY. Mar aret Dorsey
Kate V. Dorsey. Emory Dorsey. Ber-
j-min Dorsey, l. ~art er.s>, SIS.
". Dorsey. Nrisujia i..D"rscy, FL
fc;,ee A. Darse, Mahnln II. d. rsev,
lstneiis V. Drr.ey, i'arc.e Il. Do;-
s'y, F.ola Dorsey, and John @ !io,
KEEL. Administrator 0f Frances Dor,ey,
dye'i Defendant,
IL CHAECERT.
The .olirctsof thu ieu.tis 10 assign
i YVES 10 arns NJ. ID ,ssc,, wiiow oil
Francis Doc,. y, iec',s, cut OF ,hc res
st4te oi II icb ne d;ed seizei H. ii up
Shire county, West Va, ;.ai ia partn,cu
lac :csidie 81 tse resi- estate amon4 j.
hers al l,n /; Aal . SO L. ptrnil ,Irh.
+ iiel~ ksll, Admiuistc ,ipr OF Ill Frau
cs Eofsej, 10 seit,e IN tai. sail Ills ac-
unit Us such Adm Disi ra,Or.
Anal IL api caring fron an affidavit Gil.
ed tia the d.fend AUS Van Lenr q use
ana GeunIe +. Gsuse are nun rrsidrn
o; the Safe OF West Virginia: | is or
Irre,i, that sail non>Isslderi fen ants
~ app ar here w'h,u oae month ailei
be date { tie fir PUBLICATION hafeoi
and - what ~ necessary 10 protect
tB,ir interos in ;h's SUI. rrs;e,
V. ". POLLING, Geek.
January ;6, 9j Nv
Dnie, - DALEY, =, O,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30
DD. LOWRY REMEDY,
SEPT Il. sssi -Iy.

Info~es new Lire tbe DtDillIi-
TrD; " "a imi.af's With the i'.'n' I'd
supplies that 1pf c. 20 tie MY -
o'Se'D whi,ii - tis csuse 0i Ds5dI
and FiA seal PfO-tfation II sc's O
the L'v k,dne, ,, lflAtdsi. eni ksfo'
due'iVo Orgaus, causing heai'h' -'t''-
ti"1-, ibefcbf stopping vase nnd 'p'o'
'hE an ", Wien tbe lace rfumr- -,
Bloom Dt s,eai'b ms isyf us b"sife, 80
he Brain u.s. PO~tr hrs femei' go
De obtained oi D,nag IS ssi D'se'
s'neealis Pie ~ 90 ser paesfgs
thr-e paekng =, Two do,lsfs, su.i'c GU
10 core OrnimnIy cs-ts.
Ask your drug y, i,r u, No 90 <
ANY osher. 81 you cqnpot oife'a ,
sood direct, with price. 80 u All %
sect sccorc'y seated, ~ ma'l 10 yoof ~
dress.
Address Depot and Lahrstory,
~. L,~ry' X medies,
Is EaI lIfh ST.,
Nsw Ynrk CIV.
Advice Free -end stamp for reply
August -. 1884.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

All Trans da,l,. EXCEPT Sun az.
6S4 Sand Csc have Passenger Cars
attach si.
Nam Stem lsules and Rrgnia ions
apply - The South iSrarcn Raj road.
". VI, CLENEN :,
Gen. Saperiut. n,l, NJ.
Approved:
Il. DUNBAR,
General Manager.
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t g p s. o u u ! S l..
Do MI n 81,
General Manager.

JUICE Je"es ID. A,,usrnug returned
from keys.r las, Saturday.
Cap'. G. S. White go, tack from
Wheeling lest week.
Miss jennie Cnnwav who was visit
ing Mrs G. $. White last week reiu,a-
th last Saturday TO her home in Far
mont.
Mrs. Jrmcs Parsons aud little son
browne OF his place, accompanied her
daughter Mis- l.. u. Shepheri to Cum
beflrni Saturday last
Mr. jas. Il. nsksep of this vicinity
on the Bra ch, paid us u pleasant call
a Few days ago
Mr.. 4. Sen>eny uei,ken OF this place
went TO Paw Paw las, Saturday TO sit
his home friends.
Miss KITE S'andish Of Frostburg is
visiting her aunt Mrs. Wesley Ham
mund in this Place.
Mr.. Samuel |. Il rccmer, ore Of the
teachers IN this place, paid US u pleassn,
cali Monday evening.
Mss Port. 81 Lpnaconing in visiting
her brother, Rev. L. G. Porter, in this
place.
We az glad to DO informed that the
little daughter, Vrrgie, OF R'v. WESLEY
and Mrs. Aunir Hammond WHO has
been so i'll with pneumonia for The .as'
i've weeks, il Conv"lescing.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30
WE Ask ALLn

Iaicrcsted in Eiies, Fufs, Woo,
Roots, Feather, beeseax BUT r,Cheeso
Eggs, Dried Frlit, Poultry, Hay AMI
Produce generally o'cnd for our Prico
Currents. Prompt returns on nll Con.
arguments.
TriAl shipmcn.s tol!citod
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

A Young gentleman wishes 20 know
which ia prof. er o saw on leaving 81
your z lady friend after Il lale call
goodnight or good-cvenirgF Never
tel. a lie, yonhg man, say good
morning.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

Hard ON Lim-NistresS: i really
cannot put up with your vorncious az
petite au' longer james. WHY. even
the beasts Of ile fell know When
they've bad cnough, bit yoI never
do james; 'Pleasc IN. YOU never
irieL ne =
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

Philadelphia papers mention bride
who cried b,terly because there WAS
not crowd in tho church when her
wedding took place. She nuat have
been liked p uwiuiiy nice.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30
A--FEW HINTS
ron rns usE o.

Dosx. 10 noss ~ 49,
<h gently. ? - Z Ptiis;
thoroughly. = - 9 Puis.
Experience riusiecide ne
preper dose ia eacA case.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

a violent storm passed ever portions
OF t.is State On Friday nigh. last. l.
was most destructive IN Mason, Putnam,
Rnle'ch mnd R"anc COUNTIES the loss in
one Eeighborho"d Of The letter county
aggrcga.iug about SIS 600. Bsny of the
houses were unroofei aud some blown
down, but so far NJ lives were lost.
Mrs. Landstre't wife uf X V. John
Landsireet IF Piedmont fe Ell tho lev
pavement las, wcei: and broke the small
bon, or,he i,g JUS above the ankle, she
~as dong vel a. l. account
A man "as run over aud killed 1T
SO"tE Branch rInssing lew dI,s arc.
lie vas IL foreigner He was crossing
the track when run over by the fat
mail.
Two mules we're Killed. al Paw Paw
Last week, AMI TIE driver made very
narrow escape. The lead mules were
on he trick ~hen lie s's the train.
He tried to pull The off hu; cuu q not
DO $50 hence bo'h Ncre killed and the
driver very much bruised.
Mr.. Joshua Wilson prominent ci,i.
zen died A. bis home near Flilts,ur,
Md. about week ago. he was taken
suddenly I'll in The night and dieh the
next Gay. He wag man Of excellent
traits Of character and highly esteemed
IN bis community.
An article prepared for the Intolli-
genccr on The cath Of Mrs. MARY A..
wife Of Tho Rev. L. II. Vandiyer Of the
South West Missouri Conference. NJ. T..
Chutcb, :. rho died at LongwoOd, Mo,
JanUa'N 23rd, 1885, ogcd 80 ears and
two r.oribs, daughter o, the late Cnp
John Vance formerly pl this coun y.wili
he published next week.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

The daily Average attendance at the
Romney school for tie last two
mouths Is 81 and 81, while the enroll
nent ls i25. Where are tEc SO pu
pills and wha are they dong?
The percent of attendance instead
OF the ave"age attendance should have
been inserted IN the above
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

HUS Dom 70 ness ~ 49,
AYEk <h gently. 2 - Piiis;
D.-f - thoroughly. - 6 f,uis.
'~rfL0 Experience an decide ns
pxper d0se ia sscA case.
For Constipation, OF Costiveness. no
rcsn,dy 10 20 effective as AYERS Pills.
They insure regular daily action, arc 70.
sioro tho bowels to . healthy ooedisisa.
For Indigcstion, or Dyspepsia, AyEA's
Pills are Invaluable. aud sure cure.
Heartburn, Loss OF Appetite, Foul
Stomach, Flatu,ency, Dizziness, Head
ache, Sumbness, Nausea, are all relieved
sHd erscd by AYERS PILLS. '.e
In Liver Complaint, Bilious Disorders,
md Jaundicc, AyER's PILLS should DO
giysn In doses large enough to excite tho
liver and bowels. and remove constipation.
Asa cleansing medicine in tho Spring, these
Pits arc Urequallei. &
Worms, caused by q morbid condition Of
thu bowels, are expelled by these PILLS.
Eruotions, Skin Diseases, and Plies,
to re5nlt OF Indigestion or Constipation. are
cured by tho use OF AYERS PILLS.
Tor Colds, tako AYEE's Pills to open
ani allay tho fever.
Ter Diarr,oea and Dyscntery, caused by
rndicn colds, indIgcs;i3lc food, etc, AYERS
FILLS ara tho trus remedy.
Rhcu-oatisrn, Cout, Neuralgia, and
se!a,ics, often result from digestive coranrc-
nient, or colds. and disappear on removing
tie cause By the use of AYERS PILLS.
Tamors, Drorsy, Kidney Complaints,
eni other disorders caused By debility CT
Obstruction. are cured by AYERS FILLS.
Suppression, and Painful Menstrual
ticn,. have safo and ready remedy IN
AYERS PILLS.
Full directions. in various languages, 40
company each package.
PREPARED by
Dr.. C.Ayera Co., lowe!l, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-01-30

She Had the Ammonia Mamma,
said little girl, Il ,hlLk Pve got am
munia
You mustn't say ammonia, dear
yol inn-t SAY pneumonia
But 4 isn't new, tor l think | hail
il Yesterday