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New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
ARMY PROMOTIONS AND ORDERS.

WAsuIYGroN July 10.-The President has
appointed Cooue John GDbon, OF the 7h Infantry to
be Brigadicr General OF the Army Vice General u Z.
Auyur retired to-day This appointment causes the
following promotions: Lieutenant Colonel Henry &.
Mcrriman I'd Infantry to be colonel OF the 7h lnfan'
try; Major j. s. Fletcher IT, 23d Infantry, to be Lieu
OF the "a Infantry Captain Henry oven
shine 9TH Infantry TO be Major Of the 23d Infantry
Frat lieutenant Henry ROlcyn to be Captain OF the
brh Infantry and Second Lieutenant NJ T. Particle TO DO
FIRST Lieutenant OF the 9th Infantry.
. goari of Ordinances Officers been appointed to
meet In the Army Building, New-iork City, on Jny 70,
may bc authorized to appear before It, with view TO
selection for transfer 10 this Ordnance Department
Major william j. Volkmar, Assistant AdJutant,Senera
has been ordered 10 proceed Harrisburg and accom-
any the Governor Pennsylvania To the camps Of the
fensyvania National Guard at Media Cohneau' Lake LAKE
and Lebanon, Penn, during the week beginning withs
jmlv 25 1885, for purpose OF Inspecting the troops
NAVAL INTELLIGENCE.
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11

The weather WAS unfavorable. The roads were muaay
and throughout the dny thunder storms occurred Al
1Oos A. M ak racers started from the Arlington House,
Cobourg Those in the race were George "eDDer
smthvie j.; NH. Van scken, Chicago Gnrsy hoson s M
G. ri stone ST. Louis L. d. Murgcr, Detroit. Kingston
was reached in the following order Stone SSo sone T. @
winner OF the gold medal, is y big burly fellow age
Twenty-Five lie has had previous record OF 2loi @ iCa
mile. Considering the roads, stone mas yav
hest record All the met with accldentS. !, an ~,
sclen ran into kicking horse and retired corey h"u
An Imperfect bicycle. Wcsteryelt was distanced'
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
I'tLEMA!

E|~~MA'
For the benefit OF suffering hu mariy heartfelt grA
itude wonderful result deem only my duty 10 give
unsolicited testimony in favor OF switrs specioc Ny
wife afflicted with hereditary Eczema or SAT- Hheuni
from infancy has increased in intensity with eaen
succeeding sprag and beiLg somewhat ssedn nedein'
myself tried every medcins could think of Tor years
sarsaparla combined with every form OF PotaSie sha
hundreds OF other remedies lotions and aksh washes W
every known kind they al only temporary res'
ug the sprng 1884 he lower oItremitiss oeoame ~
inramed that she obliged to keep them eoa
stantly coated q covering Of Fuers Earth mhea
wet allowed to dry Among other things she was AZ
ncted with periodical nerv,s heaiacne occurring s
larv seven followed by an
fever time. that her lie became ouasn"
her.
Tb,. anrtng sh should take s. and follow
strictly the directions regard to DOSE Diet ETC. tbs va
about After taking the nrst large oo
the disease sesmed increas, the burning itching an3 w
naunaton unbearabe she. however perse'oie"s
Of the medicine Aftsr taxing the second oo''o ~
inflammation began subsde After the third bottle tae w
nsmmalon disappeared and sore spots dried up ana 'un
white and scay and finally she brushed thom Oh IN ~
pslpablo white powder resembling pure san. sne nv
taking the sixth bottle three tablespoonsfu iou tiaos
Every appearance OF tho disease has gone And her
becoming SOFT white and smooth again and wnat u m
he periodical headaches have disappeared and she now
e3ycars age enjoying the only good health sne mas
for upward OF 40 years No wonder she declares Win ~
nhssis that every bottle Of r. g. o. worth thousand eass
its weight In goh-
fr,hsr information como rning her will bc sneen
fully given by herself rssdsnos. lSo Mule S''s
OF BY me-
JOHN + BRADLEY. ~ osisvaa stssss
Detroit Mich. May 10, 1855.
DO sure to got the genuine aud ssad for Trsss - ~
and Skin ptss4sss. frss.
Yor sale BY oil druggists.
THE SWIFT sPRcrTro CO..
Drawer. Atlanta a
lot west asa street. N.T.
OFFICE nouna lss::s::sks
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
.1rnn op1v1oN IN TuE DoLPHIN MATrER.

WAsHINGroN, July TO- Attorney -Generh
Garland has given an opinion TO the Secretary oi "o
Navy on the questions OF law involved IN the eon'o
v.rsv with Iohn Roach concerning the dispatch poat
nnl,hir Secretary whitney declines at present to gN'
he onnion 10 the press II is understood, hoWenei
that ii is of such character that Tue 0eoi9'"'' ~
accept the vessel.
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
OLD FIFTH AYENUB STA oEs SOLD.

Eighty Flfth-ave. Stages were SOLD ~ uuctlOn
yesterday They brought average Of 700, just the
Of goldeaf which had been put on each, so Mr.
Andrews declared They altogether the best OF all
the stages owing TO their coats OF paint and their
decorations Tho highest price was $3.50, the lowest
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
LAWN TENNIS AT wooDsIDE.

There was large aud brilliant attendance
yescriay ON tho grounds OF the Newark Lawn Tennis
Club at Woodsdc watch the third days playing IN tue
cluD handicap tournament. Among the ladies rncsen'
wcr, Mis-. Miller Miss Macknc Miss snow, Miss beneh
Miss Jennie Roberts. Miss Iightcr Miss Newnan Mrs
ohn Miller lr Miss Phillips. the Misses Hayes, MISE
Du Boise the Misses Palmer. Miss Kinney ana MISS Ch
ter. The result OF the play was n follows;
THIRD ROuSD-GENTLEMES's SINGLES.
J. Balm boli L. ]. Brown ~. s.".,i-..o.-a = \ 4
T.. Jackson beat O. III. ClaTk, Jr2
FINALS.
T. Dallin beat r. jackson
LADIES SINGLES.
THIRD ROUND.
Nlss Anna Miller beat Miss Mary Doid - .
Miss Grace Pct - beat Miss Harkllo .
To-day Miss Miller aud Miss Peters will play the finals
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11

Earncd runs-st. Louis Ncw YORK / l"n,Sc h, rs'nc IN
Gillespie, and Briody Ihfcr."hs nv III 30
Passed balls Brioiy. Living firs, base on W
OF /. First Oase on errors NoN-
St oiis .. ontliy swceny, - by hocl'. ~ ", ne
pays-Ward. Gerharit and Con or. umpire ""'on u wv
New.
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE OMAHA'S LI0HrS.
J. G. Walker, chief of the Bureau of Navlga-

ton OF the Navy Department denies that any complaint
has regard to the working Of the electric
lghs on the United States steamer Omaha IL had been
reported that ngnts useless and " be re-
moved.
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
THE PLAYING IN THIS SEIGI

TIE PLAYING n TTTIs NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
A finely contested game was played at jersey
city Yesterday the Trenton aud virginia clubs
The yirginias scored run In the eighth inning the
only run made during the game. -
A game OF baseball between the Brooklyn ani New
York Police clubs will be played at tue Polo drounds W
HaN
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
pIcyc1E RAGING IN CANADA.

KINGSTON Ont, July 10 (SpeciaD.-
the bicycle race from Cobourx 70 Kingston occurred
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11

country for noteL excursion otner purposea m.
sale OF tho South Ferry stages to-day will fnsh ~.
tion fate OF these relies Of antiq quityv '-o eeo
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
SUIT AGAINST GRANT & WARD REOPENED.
When Hiland G. Batcheller had unlimited
IL n.,I and Warl ha hnI

faith IN James d. Fish and Ferdinand Ward. he bore
rowed $40 900 OF Grant Ward. gave hi. note for the
sum and deposited collateral security shares OF the
Evening and the Farwel Consolidated Mining Com
panies' stock Thereupon Ferdinand Ward applied his
patent rehypohccatng process To the collateral and rs
the mining stock enjoying boon he obtained more
money it, Mr. Batcheler alleges. than Mr. Batcheer
hi imscf had obtained. After the ctash Mr.. Batcheler
looked his Then he brought suit to re-
1t from the receiver or Grant "
Ward Referee Cole has been hearing
the case for several months of aud on and IL was sup
posed that the end would be reached yesterday In the
summing up. Lawyer Hornblower for the receiver de.
clared unceremoniOusy that he wanted the case re-
opened. He said that Ward had got money from j. q
Ward alone responsible. not the hrm OF Grant
Ward Furthermore. Mr. Batchellers mining stock had
taken header" aud he could not, he alleged, re-
cover the profits which Ward was supposed TO have
reaped from the ehypothccation The referee decided
to reopen the and IL Will go on next week.
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
LNTELLIGESCI

: WASHINGTON, July 10. = Passed Assistant
Rnymaster j. W. Jordan has been ordered 10 duty as
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
following is a full list OF the entries.

pIRsT RACE. SPECIAL WEIGHTS. rs Mills.
New-York tribune., 1885-07-11
,ECONp RACE, ArLANTIC sTAKEs, TWO-YEAE-OLI
"a MILE.
TmIRD RACE. STOCK o. srAKES, THKi
4 I. MITES
Pounru RAcr. HANDICAP, 1l2 MILES.
Il RACE. CoRiSTniAN srAKE>, W
CAP, | Lie MILES.

v,,oe IN, Beohii Name dgc Weight
reh Ten ,ieS tone. ioj Lid SisShope.... 9j
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
The Government Clerk.

The following story is being told to
illustrate the depths of the unmanliness
to which the Department drudge may
sink: A man called upon the head of
one of the Government bureaus the other
day and introduced himself as the hus-
band of one of the lady employees. He
explained that he had just been dis
charged from his position in another de-
partment, and he attri buted this mainly
to the fact that it was known that his
wife was in the Government employ
ment. He then went on to suggest that
his wife be discharged and that her place
be given to him.
1.-THE money is in the family, is it
not9n asked the official "What differ
ence does it make to whom it's paid"
"Yes," replied the visitor, " but she
don't give me any for myself"
"Your wife provides bread and cloth
ing for you and the children, and she is
good wife, is she not2" continued the
official.
"Oh, yes, I have no fault to find with
her on that account, but l want to be
the head of the house, and when she gets
the money she is the head"
cit occurs to me-" observed the Off
cial, with undisguised contempt, 4" that
if my wife was supporting herself and
the family that would turn in and earn
my own living"
'"But can't earn my living" was the
helpless response; 81 don't know how" "
He went on to urge that his request
be granted, but he was told that even if
there was no other objection to the
transfer, it would be contrary to law.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
A Good Exercise.

Richard Proctor Is telling the young
men of England how to keep their health
and increase their strength. He says
that work with hammer or mallet,
especially on a vertical surface, is excel
lent for the biceps muscles, and also for
the muscles at the back of the upper
arm" This is true, doubtless, but when
Mr.. Proctor has lived little longer in
America he will amend his advice. There
is another and better exercise, which
develops every muscle in the body at the
same time.
Take an ordinary sawhorse and plant
it firmly in the middle of the shed. Then
take down from its rusty peg an old
fashioned and sharp saw. Go to the
woodpile, select knotty log, one that
has excrescences all over it, as though it
had suffered from chronic inflammatory
rheumatism, and then lay it tenderly in
the jaws of the sawhorse. Put the teeth
of the saw anywhere, it makes no differ
ence where, and draw it toward you and
push it from you in persistent alienation
until the log squeaks and at last drops
asunder.
This is the best exercise in the world.
If our youth would engage in it with
more alacrity and enthusiasm they would
be filter to hold public office honestly py
and by. You may stigmatize or even
execrate it as mere woodsawlng, put II
is good exercise, nevertheless, and VIII
tell with great effect on the biceps ana,
for that matter, everywhere else. 1t is
little old fashioned, perhaps, but time
has not destroyed its value.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13

to Irene, Sophie accompanied the milli-
ner, and, in Chicago, married William
Estabrook, a young merchant. Every
thing prospered with them for year or
two, when the great fire swept away all
belonging to them, and their first ch Id
died of exposure, during the nights
when they wandered homeless and stary-
ing In the open country beyond the CITY:
Then they had started further west, to
Omaha, and William was hoping to
build up a hew home, when he was
stricken down with typhoid fever, and
died.
Some of the friends of the young mer-
chant had given Sophie money to return
to her own home with her surviving
child, born in Omaha, where she had
lived year before her husband died.
But want, sorrow and exposure had
taken fast hold upon constitution
never very strong, and before she could
seek sister or grandfather, poor Sophie
was stricken down also.
1t was pitiful story, but Irene was
there to comfort the widow, to take the
babe into her own loving heart, and to
promise a future of happiness and
plenty.
II knew God would bless the use to
which put your money, Sophie" she
SAID, tearfully, ''and surely He has done
SO. For you might have died in want
had not Mrs. Smithsof came to me to
tell me of d new claimant upon my
Charity Fund"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
Mrs. Case on the Race Track.

The Chicago Neoos tells this little story
of the curious ways of the race track: A
sentimental story about Mr.. j. l. Case Is
going the rounds of the press. 1t is
something about his kissing his wife
whenever he wins horse race. 1t is all
very beautiful and touching. Over in
Michigan there is an odd sport by the
name of Jake Goodspeed. He was sell
ing pools at one of the country race
tracks last year when Mr.. Case put in an
appearance. "How does it happen" !"
asked Goodspeed, "that you are buying
pools against your own horse2" '"TO tell
the truth" replied Case, che is in bad
form and I don't believe we will put
him through for all there is in him"
$50, SO, said Goodspeed, softly, ''then
I'll be prepared" Accordingly he put
about $400 in the pools against Cases
horse. But just before the horses were
called up Goodspeed noticed that one of
Cases henchmen was buying very heay-
ily on Cases horse. This struck Good
speed as being significant move, and
he posted off to find Case. 'Iook here"
said he to Case, ''if there's going to be
any fine work / want to know it, for I've
put about $4OO into the box against your
horse. You told me the horse wouldn't
win--yet now 1 find your man betting
your money on the horse; what is the
meaning of all this racket" Mr.. Case
hemmed and hawed a good deal.
'cWell, you see, said he, ''that l didn't
intend to let the horse out for all he was
worth to-day, but my wife seems de-
termined he shall win. She's up in the
grand stand crying and taking on so
that I've made up my mind to win the
race if can" Goodspeed hurried back
to the pool-room and hedged and squared
himself as best he could-so that he lost
very little on the race, but it was a
dreadful narrow escape. When Phallas
and Maxey Cobb met at Cleveland a
fortnight ago Goodspeed came across
Case and asked him if Phallas would
trot to win. "Of course" said Case,
0this race is for blood" "Well," said
Goodspeed, '1'n step around to the pool
room and put up all my money on your
Judgment, if you'll promise not to go
near your wife till the race is overl"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
MISTRESS MAY

Tell me, tell me, Mistress May,
By what mystic spell surrounded,
Was left that summer day
In confusion worse confounded2
IeIl me why CHANGED to meet you
strolling down the leafy way
Why ventured, rash, to greet you,
Knowing you were Mistress May?
Knowing well that danger slept,
Perdu, back of silken lashes;
Masking batteries that swept
All defenses with their flashes.
Like some buccaneering rover
On piratic booty bent
You, a shot that bowled me over,
To my friendly hailing, sent
Why a sidelong look and laugh,
Articles so transparent,
Caught SO old bird with chaff,
Is, perhaps, not quite apparent
/ myself have no intention
To reveal the reason why;
lis above my comprehension;
You can tell, perhaps, not /.
why you keep me still your slave,
Is of problems quite another,
Fraught with complications grave
And source of endless bother;
For twas but the other day
That you were my lady's lady.
And your family tree, they say,
Is particularly shady.
I am willing to forego
Etiquette and earthly station,
Ccll the world hollow show
At the slightest provocation,
Yet, oh! yet the memory fingers
When we dined with Colonel South,
How you wiped your dainty fingers
Shall say it Pin your mouth.
But you beckon, Mistress May,
And l find myself forgetting
"What will Mrs. Grundy say?'
And the world at jolly fretting.
Still, the situations vexing,
And, by all the gods above,
Can it mean, his plight perple1ing,
That. perhaps-I am in love?
GIL. VAN TAssEIA
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13

WHAT HE HoPED.-A younster of
rather noted for his depravity than
otherwise, was taken into his mothers
bedroom the other day and introduced
to his baby sister, one day old. He
seemed to look ON the new arrival with
considerable embarrassment, not un-
mixed with disapproval, and at the
same time to appreciate the fact that it
devolved on him to say something
worthy of the occasion. Finally he re-
marked, with rising infection, ex-
pressive of great righteousness: "Well,
l hope she'll be Christiann
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
Settling a Little Bill.

They had been to the circus, where
they indulged in peanuts and lemonade.
Then they went to have some ice cream.
She was very tired, and managed to
quarrel with him.
How, is this the end 2" he asked.
" 1t is, and shall never speak to you
again.
And last Sunday you said you loved
me-"
did then; I don't now"
% Well, who's te-- pay for all the ice
cream2"
" You horrid miserl You pay, and
then you may send me bill, and if l
owe you thing I'll pay up"
He paid and left. The next day she
received an itemized statement:
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13

BOILED IT.-In Wales, the vicar of
large district, writes that he gave poor
woman, whose daughter was ill, a little
jar of extract of meat, telling her to
boil it with certain seasoning. The wo-
man complained there was something
wrong with the thing. She had boiled
it for hours, and could get no charm out
of it. The fact was size had left the jar
unopened.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
The Following is Partial List OF my
OFFERINGS OF REAL ESTATE :

One 25oAcre dwelling barns Sheds etc., suitably d
water barn. formerly farm
etrd mile soil
800
buildings good water good n price s75o25
down, balance so per
Hyde village a borng man
vegetables; price s5oO-15O down.
balance so per
Hyde good buildings
size 81 100000 down, balance year.
vlage-a desirable
price $50 per by
Will sell part all
Park village To enterprsing
young
timber lumber glass; shingle
and m wew build respectable houses and allow therefor
made s Land in parcels of two and three
swinb
lots, s75 $1OO. $125 and $3.50 each
village
years at year.
probably made have the vacated desired Price
S20O0-S500 down, balance 800
in Johnson notu
axaion sell equity
within miles
represented
for downs25 in and $25
two dollars until paid
acres lying
mill mill Hyde Park Price $500
800 year. NJ reserved till lot is
paid
within few rods both the Vt and
Ftchbug deps Wave Price sO0-OO down. balance 80
will show believe that have placed vau
alton would it, but am determined to
myself practicable
desiring this property we'll worth
their either OF the parcels OF real
estate offered IoOadent recommend AS CHEAP any one OF the above
described
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13

My Calf Skin Business is absorbing my capital time and
attention. and having decided to close out all of my other
branches of business as we'll as my miscellaneous personal
property and real estate offer for sale all the land own
except that occupied my business and my dwelling and will
dispose of at very low figures and eas terms of
payment
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
AN EARLY BHFAKFAsr.

Lady Cooking for country board)-T
like the appearance of the place very
much. Will we be able to get an early
breakfast, Mr.. Hayseed9
Mr.. Hayseed, Jersey farmer (dubi-
ously)-Wa'al, ye see, it's this way,
ma'am. The old woman an myself we
works hard all day, an it's seldom we
gifts to bed fore 8 o'clock an arter. We
cud give ye your breakfast at
o'clock, ma'am, but 1 don't think the
old woman wud be willin' to git an airly
breakfast bDless she was paid extra for
it.-N Y. Times
LOVES CONCESSION.
A Michigan Girl told her lover that
she could never think of marrying a man
with less than $40, 600, and as he was
worth suit of clothes less than nothing,
he went sadly away. That night his
uncle died and left him So, 600.
The next day the detected lover got a
| letter. 1t read:
g Dearest George, Pm willing to make
it five thousand" ."
| HIS MEMORY NOT GOOD.
"He's man of extraordinary good
memory, I've been told"
~ don't believe it."
why not"
heard hum talk In class meeting"
Well, what OF thatF"
He don't seem to remember more
than an, half the deVllment he's ever done.
-CHact1g0 Ledger'
FOR DINNER.
Mistress of the House- Really 7
don,t knoyv ,ybo+ +o ordor for d;nner
EIoo Tt,s +bo somo old tb;ro rool- IN
URalt ,,,t-.roast heef yesterdoT ! gb To-
dav mutton to-morrow, hash next dav -
KindIv German Aid Crecett :r,r7o-t.-
+;onI s;vU do,,, ,,o,, bef a IoeI, sy@.,,nc
ma'om-bef der hash der first dav ami
;tPr Fz;eos,de EI15da.
-''
CHARLES, SAID Mrs. 5sendail, II
saw beautiful costume at blzzarre : to-
day. and l should like it ever and ever
so much" 'tAnd should like to have
you have it." replied Charles, ."but,
really, Clara, l haven't the money to
spare. ooh, you great tease 1 know
better than that. | saw brand new
check book in your desk only yesterday,
and not one of the checks had been
used"
Tur President of ono of the horse rail-
road comnanies feI1s tbs foIIoving story
~ ono of bio on,rIoreo. A ~,n1r,9,, yvho
desired to stop on fremont street. where
If is not nermiesible said to fbe driver,
IL +oId r. 1E.-I !, oo,,I5 ~ do co
scVo,' W. ~ ~ No. u o,+ior,eU Of 60, &c,
iou a,o NJ :lio -,
LII NNof "eSo t-''- iSPAJ
rnod % 2n We" >'N "
,..
Es, saLu tne uocCol 11 W I1e eOiSol' aI,
you meeu oro,,Iat;on uATtt ;5 aaI D not - wbst &
It itr, d,,ebt M to he" "Circulation weak not
what it ought to be, y repeated the editor
warmly. E'Why, sir. wish YOU to un-
derstand that our circulation is double
that of any of our contemporaries"
"ALExANDER" wants to know what the
letters &c. B." means. after the name
"Major General Gordon, @. B." They
me2H - company b. lnnocenti Gord9n,
Teneral i,e1' ol ToanP''nS D. +ho oin 5,a. u,ar
no" lltIie iiiiiI@iy "n"AS 'no 9OUnB
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
MISS EVELYN JACKSON
To MOSES FAITHFUL BROWN, DIR.
Balance due. e..............
Will call tomorrow night and collect

When he called, she said: "Come
into the parlor, Moses, and III pay you. "
A minute later she contracted new debts
entered as sundries, and half an hour
later they ate ice cream together, and
made plans for the future. No cards.
Boston Beacon.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13

Too LATE.-Heinrich Juenger re-
Gently died in the San Antonio Poor
house. After his death it was discov-
cred that he was heir to title and a
rich estate in Germany,
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13

WHEN a head falls a shout is heard
but it doesn't come from the head tha'
is off.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
CARROLL S. PAGE.

Hyde Park, Vt, Feb 2, 1856.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13

A sisters love How sweet 'Tis far above
All other love, when it is fond and true,
All who can doubt it when it is the love
That some one else's sister feels for you2
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-08-13
LOVES CONCESSION.

Mistress of the House" Really, !
don't know what to order for dinner,
Elsa. It's the same old thing week in
week out-~roast beef yesterday, l-sh to-
day, mutton tomorrow, hash next day."
Kindly German Aid (recent ir'ro-ta-
tion)-"Vy dom you hef leeuIs ehang
ma'am-hef der hash der first day, amt
itf"-Fliege1ade Bladder.