St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-08-23

running at large. Their kind hearts yeamed
to rescue the pretty pet which they feared
had been deserted on the island without the
means Of subsistence. They followed
kitty" called to her. and tried to corner
her, but with little success. Finally they
did get close 70 the unfortunate deserted
one and then they discovered TO their dis
gust that-it was not a kitten.
Did you ever see two left-handed people
get married, and watch them when the min
lister asks them to join their hands. They
invariably put out the wrong hand, but l
presume it is Just as binding, amt it?
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I heard a Minneapolis man say last week
that ne cared nothing for the state fair. as
st. Paul had been smart enough to get the
grounds within her limits, and she could run
ii. ! knew that this was not the general
sentiment Of Minneapolis people, so could
not refrain from telling him that 1.-THE only
reason why Ramsey county gave her poor
farm to the state was because she had no
poor people to keep on it,"
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The Joseph club had delightful picnic
lately. and an incident suggested the fol-
lowing beautiful idyl:
We met by the spring,
IN the deep tangled wood,
The vines overhung
The spot where she stood.
So soft was her step,
So airy her tread,
AS light as the shadow
OF clouds overhead.
The water repeated
Her fair, gaZelle form,
And her soft, liquid eyes
Beamed earnest and warm.
The bright water laYed
Her tiny feet bare.
A vision of beauty,
Bright, lovely and rare.
I gazed with great joy,
But remOrse did l feel,
Then exclaimed, 'Ah. alas,
Next week you'll be veal-'
The maiden so lovely
CT beg you wont laugh)
That drank from the spring
Was white heifer calf.
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Col. W. S. Kemp, the portrait painter
who so truthfully painted portrait of Col.
Dan Moon while on hunting exhpedition to
the BTule or at Lake Superior. claims to be
the owner of the most noted dog in Min
nesota, which l would think is true, Claim
ing him to be pure Laverack setter, and
has taken great pains to show the dog to
many Of the leading sportsmen of st. Paul,
who, with a twink, enjoy the sell some
one has played on our mutual friend Kemp.
This dog in fact, that is claimed to be a
Laverack setter, is half cOlley and the other
half dog. The most amusing part of the
joke is that Kemp. believing that he would
make a first-class chicken and duck dog sent
him to a noted dog breaker to be prepared
i'll time for chicken season. The breaker,
after several attempts TO work him on
chickens, ascertained he was deaf and could
not even scent a ground hog. 1t would be
dangerous for any one to interview Col.
Kemp on the subject of dog, as he takes
this joke as one entirely too practical just
on the eve of his arranging for a chicken
hunt.
HERE AND THEBE.
Lady tourists and events at the Mer-
chants last week: Miss l.. w. Guild. Wash
mgtOn. d. c.; Mrs. l.. T. DeGette and son,
Forest Lake; Mrs Dougherty. Forest Lake;
Mrs. II. w. Pratt and daughter, Faribault;
Karl E. Rudel and wife, Sheldon. Ia; j. Z.
C!oHgh and wife. Detroit, Mich; w. o.
Miller and wife. Kansas City; c. 3. Foster
and wife, j. T. Montgomery and wife,
Chicago; NJ. Samson and wife, Miss Carrie
Samson, Miss Gertie Miller, Miss Emma
Miller, Texas; Miss Matte Porter. Louis
vile; Mrs. S. E. Emerson, La Crosse. Wis
Mrs. Prentice, Milwaukee; John o. Rust
and wife, Hopkinsville, KY; William
Elliott and wife, Plainview; Mrs. Mcleod,
j. E. Belbrough and wife, Dubuque;
Mrs. NJ. 4. Tester, Miss l. Tester, Alma
Wis; Mrs George II. Daniels, Eau Claire;
c. ID. Goodwin and wife, Beloit. Wis;
George A. West and wife, Racine, Wis;
Miss Lucy Magee, Genesee, ILL.,; j. T. Mer-
ry and wife, Manchester, Ia; j. V. Rider
and wife, Dubuque, Ia; Mrs. E. S. Upper,
Wilderness Lodge, d. T.; Miss Ella NJ.
Arnold, Adair, Ia; Mrs. G. +. Adams,
Miss Nellie Magill, Miss Mamie Lsenby
Clinton, Ill; Miss Belle Hewing, Miss Ida
Rose, Miss Eva Strange, Louisiana, Mo-;
Mrs. A. B. Smith, Omaha; Mrs. A NJ
Cater and daughter. Princeton, Mrs. Dorr
Clark, Miss Robinson, Green Bay,
Wis, II. L. Hail, Philadelphia,
Pa; Miss f. McLorley, Red
Wing; A. j. Knapp and wife, Chicago;
firs. q. Rhodes and daughter, Philadel-
phia; Mr.. and Mrs. TruaX, Eau Claire
Wis; Mrs w. II. Cory, Miss Minnie Cory;
Mrs. r. w. Gardner, b. Gardner. Mrs.
j. Wilcox, Quincy, Ill; Mrs. Flanery,
Bismarck; e. S. Fondu and wife, Usage,
Ia; U. W. Garrelz and wife, st. Louis,
Mo: D. McLane and wife, Litchfeld;
c. Stoddard and wife, Wyoming; w. A.
Law and wife, Motley: j. j. Brown and
wife, Miss Gertie Hansley. Miss Lou Schall,
Fulton, Wis; j. S. Crawford and wife,
Mrs. j. Z. Crawford. Miss Ella Crawford,
Mexico, Mo-: Mrs. 7. q. Mealey, Miss
Mealey, Monticello; c. Ruff and wife. Du-
buque, Ia; c. A. Roberts and wife, Fargo;
II. NJ. Williston and wife. ST. Louis;
j. w. Delaplaine and family, KeOkuk;
Miss Jennie Smith. Miss Jean OpenbottOm,
Mrs. w. p. Diddlebaucks. St. Louis; Mrs.
c. S. Howe and son. Miss Ida COnklin,
Keokuk: r. II. Crandall and wife, Brighton,
ILL.,; K. f. Iendsen and wife, Chicago;
DR.. and Mrs. W. ii. Soles, Vermont; Mrs
James Walls, Hancock; ID. w. Emery and
wife, Independence, Ia; c. Uttech and
wife, Kansas City; o. w. Akin and wife,
Chicago: A. Gudel and wife. Aurora. Ill.
c. Wattley and wife, New Bedford, Mass:
Mrs. j. G. Harsh. Miss Carrie Best, Albert
Lea; Lyman p. White and wife, Brainerd.
Minnesota visitors at Ashland during the
past week were: +. w. Fisher and wife.
Mrs. Charles Z. Flanders, j. w. Riddle.
William McQuaid, E. Davis, IL. +.
JacaSey, G. II. Hillman and two children.
j. IL. Arthurs, r. o. Fleming, Mrs. l.. A
Gilbert, l.. A. Avery, IL. c.. Thenetton, A.
3. Wilkins and wife, Mrs. j. Mcintyre, l..
j. Lambier. E. ID. Coming, a. ellis, Ii. NJ.
Knox. NJ. NJ. Wheeler, Mrs. ii. NJ. Wheeler,