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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-08-28
DEPARTURES.

Schrs 7. Avery, light Irondale, light
Annie Thorine, light /; towbarge Robt
L. Fryer, light !; steambarge w. III. Graf
wick, light propeller Lawrence, light
The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-08-28
D R. WILL A MS,

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BUSINESS CARDS.
Anthony Van wyoI1.

tnire at Room 2, Masonic Block, Kenosha, Wis.
Practices in all the Courts pays particular at
entiOn to Probate business. Also. Collections
made; Loans negotiated on Real Estate; Mort
cages bought and sold.
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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-08-28

RAUL, MINI.
The fire department was reviewed
yesterday afternoon OH Market Square
by Mayor Simmons and the members of
the Common Council The men pre-
scented fine appearance and the steam
er gave evidence of being kept in first
class order. There was no tournament,
no trials of speed, as in other years.
E. M. Underwood, Clerk of the City
Bank, Newark, New Jersey, and his
brother, HI. M. Underwood. connected
with business in Waukegan, Ill, visited
this city last week. They are the sons
of Alexander Underwood, many years
ago resident here. The two sons were
educated in the Kenosha High School
Owing to the absence of the rector
Rev. Mr.. French, the services al St
Matthew's church on Sunday were con
Quoted by the Rev. Edward Livermore
Mr.. French viii return on Saturday
and there will be the usual services on
Sunday next at 80 A. NJ. 1880 A. M.
and $50 P. M.
| The Chicago and Northwestern Rail
road Company will run special trair
on the Kenosha Division Sept. 10th an(
| 18th, leaving Harvard at sos A. M, ant
arrive at Kenosha at 1890 A. M. Re
turning, viii leave Kenosha ct 5.25 z
M. Excursion rates from Racine ant
Waukegan.
| For SALE-A choice farm of 24O acres
situated 81 miles from the city of Keno
/, sha; has on it a good house, spaciou
barns and ontbuildings, and is well sup
piled with wood and never-failing spring
of water. This is one of the best OBJ
portunities for any one wishing to engag
in stock or dairy farming. Price model
> ate and terms easy. Title indisputabls
3 Apply to A. VAN WYcK,
Kenosha.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20
GABLEGRAMS.

OCTOBER 4, has been designated rs
the day for holding the general elections
in France.
FIVE missionary stations in Tor quin
have bee raided by the black flags, and
many Christians killed.
IT is rumored at Paris that England
and China have formed an alliance for
mutual action in the event of war be-
tween the tolmer power and Russia.
THE bursting of an embankment at
Tamkong, fourteen miles from Canton,
China, flooded an immense territory,
causing the loos of 10000 lives and the
destruction of a great deal of property.
The British vessels Cumbrain and
Elizabeth Nicholson collided in Liver
pool harbor, both being badly damaged.
The American ship Phineas PS ndleton
has been scuttled to exinguish a fire
which broke out in her hold August I,
FOUR French soldiers, while eros ing
field at FoBtainbleau, Tuesday, found
a bombshell. They attempted to unload
it, but it burst, and the fragments cut
two of the men to pieces and tore the
arm off another, The fourth soldier
escaped uninjured.
THE villages aud gardens in the en-
virons of Herat are being demolished so
as TO prevent their use for conceallng
the movements of the Russian troops
in case of hostilities. England will pay
for the property destroyed.
THE Mayor of Limerick has announc-
ed to the Municipal Council that the
Earl of Carnarvon intimated to him that
he would not inforce TIE payment OF
the extra police tax, levied 10 meet the
expenses of the extra force put on duty
at Limerick and elsewhere in ireland
during the trouble sometime since an.
1. N the Liberal Government.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20
WOMAN GOSSIP.
Tricycles for Women Conducive to Health
and Pleasure Out the Rage
this summer.
The Prevalence of Disguises in Trousers
by the Fair SEEK Plea for Larger
Waists.
TRICYCLEs FOR WOMEN.

Although tricyeles have been ridden
by women for some time, yet the amuse-
ment Zone of the most conducive to
health ever introduced) has not in
creased in popular favor as mucn as it
deserves to do. Lawn-tennis, intro
duced about the same time as the tricy-
Gle, is played by almost every one, de-
spite the nun orous cases in which in
jury has resulted, and one explanation
of this may be that whereas a good
racquet costs at most So, yet good
tricycle. cannot be obtained under
twenty times the sum, and this item,
to very many in these hard times, is a
consideration. Another cause is the
excessive disfavor with which large
section of society still regards the exer-
else. TO hear the opinions of some
people, it would appear to be almost
criminal for girl to appear on one of
''those velocipedes,h and the most un-
founded charges are trumped up. For
example, one wise person asserts it in
jures the spine. In very many cases,
persons suffering from spinal affections
have been able to ride tricycles when
the jar of carriage was insupportable,
and, moreover, have derived great
benefit from it.
Another objection is that a tricycling
why is not very clear. Tennis-players
are not considered so, neither are all
who ride on horseback. The reason
for this opinion must lie in the fact that
some fast girls have been very ready
to adopt this mode of travelling, being
rapid; and so their steady sisters who
adopt the exercise for the good OF their
health are given brevet rank rs such.
Another objection much urged |
most cordially indorse. They are all
very well in tho country, but not in the
streets of the city. The advantage of
a tricycle. consists in the long country
rides in quiet lanes, inaccessible to the
walker. A trip of twenty or thirty
miles-au impossibility to the walker
is mere bagatelle to the tricyclist.
Luggage to limited extent can be
fastened behind, which would be sim
ply intolerable ii carried
The foregoing are some of the more
common objections to the use of the
tricycle.. Many eminent doctors not
only approve of their use rs beneficial,
but also prescribe them. For persons
vino suffer much from nervous head
aches, they are very good. The smooth,
gliding motion at once soothes and
cheers the rider, whereas the jar of
walk would increase the evil tenfold.
They are good for promoting the Cir
culation, and, with ordinary care, are
first-rate preventives Of cold.
The tricycles most suitable for the
use of women are the side geared ones.
Those centrally geared can be used,
but the aforementioned are the more
desirable, the central frame in the 9th
er kind dividing the skirt and causing
an ugly appearance from the rear.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20
CRIME.

EDWARD MCLAUGHLIN shot and kill
ed J. A. shank, at Henderson, KY, Nc
Laughlin was seriously wounded.
JOSEPH z. ENSIGN, secretary of the
board of police commissioners of Day
ton, o.. disappeared from that city
aud his accounts exhibit shortage of
$4,000.
COUNCILMAN BOWLING, of Indianapo-
lis, who recently alleged that he had
bribed six of his colleagues, refused to
testify on the matter before the grand
Jury, on the ground that he might GRIM
mate himself. HIS charges are being
investigated by tho council.
THE mystery attached to the murder
of A. L. Herrick in Brooklyn, M Y,
Monday, has been cleared up by the
confession of Thomas j, Armstrong,
his stcpsou, that he did the shooting
claiming to have acted in self-defonse
AT an open-air dance near Spring
field Mo, a bloody fight occurred be
tween Coos Ashbridge, and William
and Joseph Hoover on one side, an6
Baxter Dulln, Lemuel Thomas, anC
Isaac Messick on the other, during
which knives were the weapons used
and the last three named were NOR
tally wounded.
THE trial Of frankie Morris, the dt
vorced wife Of A. A. Hurd, chief attor
ney of the Atchison, Topeka q Santa
Fe Railroad for Kansas, for the murder
of her mother TO obtain $4,000 insur
ance on her life, was concluded at Osag,
Mission, Kas., last week, The jury
rendered verdict of murder in the frs
degree.
HUGH MARSHALL president of a banl
at Unionvilie, Missouri shot John Cut
right, city editor Of Plattsmouth, Neb,
! paper for refusing a retraction of {
sensational article affecting the reputa
ton of Mr.. Marshali's daughter. Cut
right viii recover and the assailant i
under $4,000 bail
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20
Between Deals.

Colonel +, Wolfe, of Indiana, told an
amusing incident that had occurred
between himself and General Hatch
the day preceding. The last time the
pair had met was in Tennessee, near
Memphis, at the early part of the war.
Hatch was in the regular service and
Wolfe a volunteer officer On the night
in question some movements were in
operation, and orders were coming in
thick and fast, 70 while away the
tedium of the time the two officers sat
down to game of poker in log cab
in which they occupied rs headquar-
tiers. The play was interrupted by the
arrival of frequent orderlies, which
We're promptly attended to, and then
the game proceeded. After q while,
however, orderlies began to come in at
both doors, and the situation grew crit
ical. Major Hatch started to his feet
with the exclamation: "Wolfe, this
thing is getting too hot Mind, it's
your deal!' and leaving cards and
stakes on the table he hurried from the
hovel and mounted his horse On
Friday last the narrator of the story
entered the Brettum House, in Win
field, and handing his gripsack to the
clerk awaited the movements of gray
headed gentleman in order to place his
autograph on the register. The former
having entered his name, handed his
pen to the Indianian; their eyes met
and recognition was mutual. Hello,
Hatch, said the ex-volunteer officer,
'who would have thought of seeing
you here!' 4 twinkle came to the
eyes of the veteran addressed, and ex-
tending his hand he dryly remarked:
wolfe, it's your dealN A quarter of
century had elapsed since that I'M
finished game Of poker, and since that
night in tue negro quarters till the ac-
cidental meeting in the hotel at Win
field they had not seen each other
ArkgaSdtO IraUelor
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20

Women who have the livin9s to earn
must encounter severe competition,
and they will never receive considera-
ton because they are women, says The
Philadelphia Press. They must excel
in order to be successful. Excellence
implies strengthened spasmodic, nerv-
Gus strength, which makes an effort
once in while, under extraordinary
pressure, but the strength which can
turn off daily work without excessive
fatigue-the strength which leaves the
eye still bright and the step elastic aft
or long day behind the counter, over
the sewing-machine, at the desk, at the
easel, in the kitchen, in the school-room.
Such strength as this dose not 90 with
n small waist From the nature of
things, it can neYer-unlcss, it has
been pointed out in exceptional cases
be found in women with small waists.
Strong back and abdominal muscles
which can do their work without the
deadly props of steel and whalebone
now so universally worn-a large di-
gestiye capacity, rapid and utterly
unobstructed flow of the blood in the
veins and the arteres-these are some
of the requirements of health and
strength And these things take up
room. In most women God has given
room for these organs and their pro-
cesses, but it is reduced and contracted
ia order to make the waist appear
small. In the name of honorable labor;
of healthy and happy infancy and child
hood; of Intelligent. high-mindcd wo-
manhood; OF everything that is beauti-
full and worth having for women in
this world, we plead for the scorned,
the maligned, the condemned large
waist. Give your body room. 1t is a
sin against humanity and its maker to
compress your waist
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20
LATEST TELEGRAMS.
GENERAL NOTES.

NATURAL gas Las been struck at Port
Colburne, Ontario, at depth Of 42O
feet, and will be used to light the town.
JAS. w. MARSHALL, the original dis
c0verer of gold in California, died Tues
day in poverty at his home in that
state. His age was "a.
NEAR Lampasas, Texas, the discovery
has been made of a large and apparent
lv inexhaustible bed Of bituminous coal,
the quality being equal, if not superior,
to the Indian Territory article.
A DISPATCH from Saratoga says Col.
Fred Grant has accepted tie position of
engineer of a railroad company, which
is backed by the Baltimore and Ohio
and Wisconsin Central, for the pur-
pose of making . new entrance into Chi
cago.
The Wisconsin Central Railroad
Company viii begin at once the con-
struction Of line from Schleisinger-
vile, its present southern terminus, to
Chicago.
THE general land office has specific
knowledge of the illegal Enclosure of
100000 acres of the public domain, and
estimates that not less than ten million
acres in addition are illegally inclosed,
all of which will be thrown open to set
Element upon the enforcement of the
presidents proclamation.
THE Michigan crop report for August
estimates the yield Of wheat in that
state at 26,407, 900 bushels. Corn in the
northern counties promises 90 per cent,
and in the southern counties SO per
cent, as compared with an average
year. Oats will average 81 bushels and
barley % bushels per acre.
WEDNESDAY strikers forcibly shut
down the salt block of Carrier, Heath
& Co., at Essexville, a mile from Bay
City. Sheriff Brennan went to the
scene with posse and fight ensued,
The mob using stones and clubs and the
officers revolyers. The sheriff was shot
in the forehead by an unknown man,
the ball grazing the brain. Nine of the
mob were arrested, two of whom were
wounded.
ABOUT ten years ago Edward Allen,
of Port Chester, while visiting at Long
Branch, rescued one of three children
who were in bathing and had been car
ried out beyond its depth. The child
rem were under the care of j. L. Loril-
lard. The circumstance was almost
forgotten by Allen, when, day or two
ago he received a letter from Mr.. Lor
lizard, now residing in Cleveland, o.,
rehearsing the matter and expressing
his gratitude and inclosing a check for
81 060.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20
WASHINGTON.

SEVERAL complaints have been recelv.
ed at the land office, that the Omaha
road has made gross theft of timber
lands in Northern Wisconsin under the
pretext of selling waivers to indemnity
land. In this way great deal of valu-
able timber has been stolen, it is claim
ed. Agents are to be sent to investigate
the charges.
THE Church Panorama Company, OF
which ex-Gov. Beverage is president,
Postmaster Judd, vice president, and
Generals Sch0fold, Strong, and Fitz
Simons are directors, have leased block
of ground south of the treasury depart
ment, and will at once commence the
erection of building for a representa-
tion of the battle of Manassas, by ar
lists who are now in Virginia making
sketches.
THE cid Carroll mansion, known as
"Duddington Manor" and one of the
oldest residences in Washington, was
sold to Representative E. j. Ellis, of
Louisiana, for $50 900. The house stands
two blocks south of the capitol and the
site upon which the capitol stands was
originally a part of the grounds sur
rounding it.
GENERAL Frank Armstrong, who re-
Gently investigated the Cheyenne and
Arapahoe Indian Agency, and whose
report thereon had much to do with the
issuance of the proclamation ordering
the cattlemen off that reservation, will
soon proceed to the Apache Agency for
the purpose of making an enrolment of
the Indians there, and of inquiring into
and reporting the condition of affairs
among the Apaches.
The office of Chief Inspector of Post
offices, which becomes vacant on the
3lst inst, is very desirable position,
AMI pays salary OF 50, 600 year, be-
sides expenses while travelling on Of
fetal business. The duty of Chief In
spector are not exceedingly heavy or
combining, although considerable res
possibility is attached to the office. At
present thsre are twelve or fifteen APP.
plicants for the place, Tut it is under
stood that no appointments will be
made until the Postmaster General re-
turn to Washington.
SECRETARY WHITNEY has served
notice upon Mr.. John Roach and his as
signees that the contracts for the build
ing of the steel cruisers, Chicago, At
lanta, and Boston have been forfeited,
and has issued orders to the chiefs of the
naval bureau of steam engineering and
construction and repair to take charge
of the unfinished vessels, mat erial, ETC.,
and complete the work according to
specifications. This action is taken
pursuant to the terms of the contracts
in question.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20

II have no fault to find with your abili-
Ties. and indeed | ike them SO well
that, were YOU girl, / would continue
to employ you at the'same salary am
paving now-though | could hire a girl
for So a week less, But the fact is that
/ am going to have female clerks in
this department exclusively. I'm sor-
nv, but it can be helped. +"
well, that's the benefit of having a
wife; she-'
SSH" said the married man. The
young wife very suddenly looked sun
burnt "She is voung-and delicate
about cooking. We did the cooking"
"Wel Who's WEI"
The other two fellows and myself.
We got some cold mutton and a chick
en--a spring chicken spring OF 80.
The first question was to kill the chick
en-. That chicken was a genuine spring
chicken. 1t sprang out of the wagon
every five minutes, and if its legs
hadn't been tied we'd never have
caught il.
''Well, that wasn't my fault, was itP"
broke out the young wife.
"Aly beloved darling, who said it
was? We did not know what would
be the easiest death for that chicken to
die, so we put it on fence and fired
at it for an hour with three reyolyers
and Winchester rifle. That chicken
had a charmed life. 1t wnked at the
bullets as they went past anywhere
from foot to a hundred yards of. 1t
was no use. None of us could hit it,
so we got out an ak and chopped its
head off. Then it came to question
of picking it. We tossed up half-dol-
lar as to who should do it. won the
toss-.that is, l had to pick the chicken.
So | sat down on fence and this young
lady sat opposite and guyed me. The
"Do / understand You to say that,
were | a girl, you would let me stay AZ
the rate am now getting?"
Exactly"
"Then III hold you to it, am a wo-
man in disguise"
And so she was. For more than a
year she had masqucraded successfully
in male attire. without being suspected.
The merchant kept his word. The
clerk went away, returned in skirt7,
took her position among the newly en-
gagged girls behind the counter, and
has been there ever since. He says
that, on investigation, he became as
sured that her motives were honest,
that she was the support of aged par
ents end that, in his opinion. her secret
deserved both praise and concealment.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20

Camping parties are quite the rage
in California during the summer
months, owing to the absence of rain,
which makes them impossible or at
least inexpedient in the more variable
climates OF the east. That they con
duce to health and are the source of
much enjoyment is beyond doubt,
but they are attended by certain draw
backs, as is shown by the following lit
tie domestic scene described in The
San Francisco Chronicle:
This camping-out business" said
the young married man to his guests,
as the wife of his bosom anointed his
peeling nose with yaseline-''this
camping out is not what it's cracked
up to be.
Have you been camping out?"
That's what they call it. There
were four of us-my wife here, two
young men about town, and myself.
We had to cook
otner lwo Ieuows went nsnlng. FOR
two mortal hours | picked at that
chicken. When got all the feathers
off, there was nothing left; so, as we
didn't know how to cook it anyway,
we threw it away"
Good exercise that. Lots of fun"
"Fun-well-n mind that. Then
the other fellows came home with some
trout. Cary here was set to cook the
fish He's a tirst.r rate cook, he is, oh
yes! We were all hungry as bears and
we ate grass and things while the cook
ing went on. When we gathered
round the fire, we found that Cary
had forgotten to put any butter or any
thing in the frying pan, the fish all
stuck to tho bottom, and we had to
scrape as much as we could with
spoons. But that wasn't much, and
We lived on cold mutton for two days.
| Oh. yes, camping out is great fun. "
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1885-08-20

A DISPATCH from Ottawa says that
S ir Hector Longevin is reported to
have stated a few days ago to some of
his friends who asked his advice about
the propriety Of getting up a petition
asking a Communication of Riefs sen.
tence, that such a course was unne-
cessary as the government had no in
tention OF executing Rel. What au-
thority Longevin had for making this
Statement is not known and it is high
ly probable that he had no authority
as the power to commute the sentence
Of death rests only with the crown,
and il is quite improbable that the
queen has taken the Canadian minis
ter into her confidence. 1t will be
safe FOR Rel to complete his hook, the
history OF his life, as quickly as posi-
BILE, SO as to be sure to have it finished
before the 18th of September.