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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-03-19
React ON All sides

BY malaria, how shall we escape the dread in
fection2 il the question which the denizens of
fever and ague districts Ask themselves. The
answer comes from former sufferers who for
years have escaped the visitations OF the peri
odic scourge, through the protecting influence
OF Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. When the ne
cessity for using preventive measures arises,
use this means Of prevention at once. 1t regu-
latcs the liver, facilitates digestion, and libcrates
impurities from the system, when such exist,
by promoting healthful action of the bowels
and kidneys. Act early. In all regions where
miasmatic vapors breed disease. IL Is absolutely
necessary to be provided with q eguard. and
this is true, though a sojourn in such localities
In destined TO be brief No one can afford TO
breathe malaria for short time. The Bitters ID
q sovereign specific for rheumatism, debility and
nervousness Keen IL on hand.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-03-19
A Business Transaction.

Sam Oppenheimer, of San Antonio,
was one of the passengers on the San
Saba stage that was robbed few weeks
ago.
Shell out your money, or off goes
the top of your head, remarked one OF
the robbers, holding a pistol under
Sans nose.
"Three hundred dollars wash every
cent L got, SO hellup me schiminy
erasmus"
"Hand 'em over"
Sam did so, keeping back six dollars.
What are you keeping back them
six dollars for?" mildly inquired the
robber, pressing the pistol against
Sans head.
mine Gott, don't you let man
take out two per cent. when he ad.
vances money mitout securities ?" asked
Sam.-Terds SUtings.
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Room for Immigration.

With advancing spring the railroad
companies of the West are preparing
for the immigration of 1885. which
bids fair to assume enormous proper
tons. The question naturallysarises In
the minds of those unacquainted with
the country as to where 80 many PEG.
pie are to find settlement. Years ago
the alarm was sounded that the availa-
BILE limits of the great West had been
reached, that the agricultural lands
were about all taken, and that all that
lay beyond was O rainless region, fit
only as uncertain grazing grounds for
the venturesome herder and shepherd.
But the settler has kept steadily en-
croaching upon the boundaries Of this
vast region until he has finally pushed
his corn and wheat fields into the very
center of the mythical Great American
Desert, exploding the theories, of the
explorer and spelling the map of the
geography.
The Government lands of Dakota
have been rapidly disappearing until
all Of the free lands south of the forty
sixth parallel are for the most part con-
fined to the counties of Campbell, Nc
Pherson, Walworth, Potter, and the
recently opened Grow Greek Reserva-
ton. These comprise some of the
finest and most productive lands to be
found in the great valley of the Mis-
souri,, and the present season will no
doubt see the entry of the last availa-
BILE acre in South Dakota, lying east
of the Missouri River. However, this
will be far from exhausting Dakota's
homes for the poor. The Mouse River
District in the north is in itself State
in extent of territory, of wheat lands
excelled by neither the Red nor the
Jim River valleys, while in the Black
Hills region are to be found some of the
most fertile valleys in the whole West.
Northwestern Nebraska, which is
best reached by the Sioux City and
Pacific Railroad, is the latest scope OF
country opened to settlement by rail.
way construction, and the indications
are that within the coming eighteen
months but little of the Government
lands in that part of the State will re.
main unclaimed. But it is many miles
from the Wyoming line to the noun.
tains beyond, and so long as the free
lands of the Government domain prove
to be productive SO long will settlers,
in thousands, continue to flock to this
rich and fertile section of the West
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-03-19
WHY the Little Jesus WINS There.

Bob had put his little shoe in the
fireplace.
His petite mamma was dreadfully
i'll, and the little Jesus" who brings
the Christmas love to all good children
did not dare to do it this time.
Bob, after rubbing his eyes early
next morning, goes toward the fire.
place and finds near his shoe surround
ed by all sorts Of lovely dainties, a lit
tie brother, rosy from top to toe, in q
little cradle that is as white as white
can be.
Bob opens his eyes very wide before
this unexpected treasure, and running
toward his pale mamma, who is lying
in her bed he cries:
Mamma look here-the little Jesus,
couldn't climb back up to Heaven!"
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VIM. HI. HISS,
Purveyor Bayview Asylum.
JAMES -. MORROW,
Chief Judge Appeal Tax Court.

Over fifty physicians of Baltimore, includ-
Ing those OF leading hospitals, charitable In
stitutions. colleges and schools, have volun-
tarily endorsed Red Star Cough Cure, not
only as the best thing of the kind ever dis
covered, but as being entirely free from the
harmful features of other cough mixtures.
Every one will find IL a safe, sure cure. IL ID
entirely free from opiates, narcotics. emetics
and poisons. II leaves no bad effects IL
does not derange the system. IL is pure,
pleasant, prompt. Sold by druggists and
dealers in medicine throughout the United
States at fifty cents bottle. THE CHARLES
A. VoGELER COMPANY, Sole Proprietors,
Baltimore. Maryland.
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Suicide or Murder.

Coroner-You say that the de-
ceased, in your judgment, committed
suicide?
Witness-There can be no doubt
of it.
Coroner-Why, he was seen to enter
restaurant, and was apparently we'll
an hour ago. Do you think he took
arsenic?
Witness-No; he deliberately entered
railroad restaurant and ate half of q
mince-pie.
Coroner-The jury will render a YER
dict of willful suicide. -Neicman hide
pendent.
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A GUEST at a fashionable reception
narrates that he overheard sixteen
year-old dandy say to a still younger
belle: Il am glad that my family got
out of trade fifty years ago. MY father
was never in business, but devoted
himself to science as a hobby. He
made several discoveries, you know,
that have got permanent place in the
books" Then he looked into the girls
face for admiring wonder, but saw only
gentle commiseration. $50 your poor
papa had employment" she said and
then, with a CLEAN of proud disdain,
she added: my father never, never
did anything at all"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-03-19
An Express Messenger Caught.

Did you know Ross?" said the ex-
press messenger. "Nop Well, .he was
one of those jovial fellows who could
laugh himself out of scrapes which lose
other men their places He had charge
of cage with two deer in it; one of
his packages turned up missing, and
Mr.. Sloan asked Ross TO account for il.
Ross scratched bis head awhile, and
said, Well, the fact is, Mr.. Sloan,
put that package on top of that cage of
deer and the deer ate it up
"'You are sure the deer ate it, are
your
@'Oh, yes, / know they did
IT is rather expensive to feed deer
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on bundles worth $l6, isn't itY said
Mr.. Sloan. .~
"'Yes, it is; but couldn't help it.
"Mr. Sloan got Ross down fine, so
that he ms sted the deer had eaten the
package, and then he handed him the
bill for the goods. 1t was for four solid
ivory billiard balls at "a apiece. We
only had to ask Ross how many billiard
balls deer could eat to shut him up.
Tey-re Hdufe ErDreSS.
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"All PLAYED OUT

"Don't know what ais me lately. Can't
eat well-cant sleep we'll. Can't work, and
don't enjoy doing anything. Amt really
sick, and really ain'twelL Feel all kind o.
played out, someway." That Is what scores
OF men say every day. III they would take
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery" they
would soon have no occasion to say IT, 1t pu-
rifles the blood, tones up the system and for
titles 1t against disease. 1t Is great anti-bll-
ious remedy as well.
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Eighty Tons Of POpcOrn.

Novelties i'll popcorn? Yes, SIR
said Boston's only manufacturer of this
toothsome commodity. There's what
we call boss popcorn candy 1t is of
assorted fiavors-strawberry, chocolate
and vanilla-and such cake is put up
in white walked paper. We sell it in
lots to suit, and it retails for cents
per cake. Then we have heavy
sugared corn in assorted favors, called
crumbs of comfort AS novelty, also,
we get up large guess corn-balls, of any
size, for church and society fairs. We
made one some time ago containing
three bushels of corn, and one quite
recently containing over bushel."
ANY more novelties?"
"Yes, we make what we call "a re-
turn corn-ball, with elastic attached,
which retails for penny. And we are
putting corn of assorted favors into
lace bags of many colors. These re-
tail at cents per bag. In the last
four years we have gotten up no less
than eight different styles of penny
popcorn prize-packages. For Christ
mas we get up plain white and red and
white sugared corn, of assorted favors,
for stringing. These strings of corn,
as you know, are largely used for dec
Grating Christmas trees. We have also
what are called coarse corn cakes.
made with pure Porto Rico molasses,
and put up in glass-front cans, and a
ground or fine corn cake, also made
with molasses, and put up in tin boxes.
The latter are especially for the South
ern and Western trade, but there is
also o large demand for them in New
England"
DO you sell many goods in the
West?"
I'VE have been in the habit of send
ing goods to the Wholesale grocers and
confectioners of st. Louis and Chicago,
but owing to the high price of corn for
the past year or two, have had to sell
them direct to the jobbers or middle
men nearer home. We bought seventy
tons of corn from one seed house in
Chicago last year, and used altogether
perhaps eighty tons. We employ
about ten hands all the year round."-
Boston Globe.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-03-19

what is repentance?' queried the
Sunday-school teacher.
"To be sorry for doing wrong" said
the good boy.
Were you ever sorry for anything
you did?"
"Yes'm," said the bad boy,
What made you sorry?"
"Great Jehosaphat Wasn't you
ever spanked ?"-- Neioman Ipdepe,ld-
emit
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-03-19

EUREKA! / have found it." Happy the
man who suddenly finds long-lost treasure,
and this is how w. G.. Field, of 1892 Cedar
avenue, Cleveland, felt when, after suffering
thirty years with rheumatism, he found Ath-
lophoros, the sovereign cure. II is what he
had been looking for, and now his joints are
Tree from pain. Price, 81 per bottle. If your
druggist hasn't IL, sent TO Athlophoros Co.,
IL Wall street N. Y.
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Why Suffer Yain2

Whom by using the Compound Oxygen
Treatment OF Drs. Starkey & Palen, 11O9
Girard ST., Philadelphia the chances are all in
favor of your getting relief: especially IL the
pain has Its origin In nervous arrangement.
in Neuralgia. sick headache and the various
affections OF which these are among the most
distressing, this new treatment acts with re-
variable promptncss. Write for pamphlet
giving Information about this Treatment
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Importaue

When you visit or leave New York City
save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire. and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel. opposite Grand
Central Depot: 600 elegant rooms fitted mp at O
cost of one million dollars. reduced TO 81 and
upwards per day. European plan, Elevator.
Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cabs.
stage. and elevated railroad to oil depots. Fami-
lies can I've better for less money at the Grand
Union than at any first-class hotel In the city.
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IMAGINE for q moment the thousands upon
thousands Of bottles of Carboline, the deodor-
lied petroleum haik remover, annually sold, and
the fact that not q single complaint has been
received from all these thousands, and you may
have some idea OF its good qualities.
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J. n. HARRIS & co. Gimited) Props.
CINCINNATI, OHIO.
FOR SALE by all MEDICINE DEALERS

HEALTH AND STRENGTH,
Complete heart lease and freedom
from aches and pains follows the
use Of DR.. Guysotts Yellow
Dock and Sdrsaparilla. 1t
gives tone and strength to every
part of the body, and is especially
efficacious in curing diseases
brought on by functional derange-
ments. such as impure blood, toeak
kidneys, poor digestion, ETC., caus-
ing headaches, constipation, sores,
pimples, urinary sediments, ach-
ing joints and limbs, lame back.
general areakness, unirersdl Iassi-
fude, ETC., etc.
Under the influence of this
excellent remedy the heart
beats regular, the blood circu-
lates with vim, the lungs
breathe easy, the kidneys and
liver grow healthy and strong,
and the whole physical organi-
zation becomes more capable
of endurance. Thought and
action are comprised with
greater freedom, and the indi-
vidual approaches as near per-
lection as healthful humanity
is capable.
Unfortunates who seek health
do themselves great injustice
if they fail to try this excellent
remedy. tits as far ahead of alb
other preparations OF sarsapa-
rilla, blood purifiers, tonics.
bitters. ETC., as gold is superior
to silver. THOUSANDS have at
tested to its worth as q sure
reriuer of health, strength
and vigor.
81 Remember to have your
druggist get it for you. and take L o
cubSfifnta
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Agreeable to Exerxbodx.

Col. Robert G. King, for ten year,
Deputy Collector Internal Revenue, Balti-
more, Nd. writes: Il indorse the Red Star
Cough Cure. lave used IL in my family
for violent cough. aud found 1t excellent
It's use was entirely free from the depress-
ing effects of other cough remedies. It can
readily be taken, and agrees with and bcne-
fits everybody suffering from throat and
lung troubles. The relief is permanent, and
there is no reaction.
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The business man or tourist will find first
class accommodations at the low price of 81
and 81. SO per day at the Gault House, Chica-
60, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel is located in the center of the
city, only, one block from the Union Depot.
Elevator; al appointments hrst-class.
HORT * GATES, Projectors.
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sudden Changes Of Weather

are productive of Throat Diseases, Coughs,
Colds, etc. There is no more effectual relief
In these diseases'to be found than in the use
OF browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Price
.5cts
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DON'T disgust everybody by hawking, blow
ing and splitting, but use DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy and be cured.
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INVALUABLE As A TONIC.
DIR. j. l.. Pratt, Greenfield, ILL.,, says: at is
all that II claims to be-invaluable as tonic
in any case where an acid tonic is indicated. -
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~ want 10 thank you for telling me of DIR.
Pierce's 'Favorite Prescription writes q
lady TO her friend. Tor a long time was
unfit TO attend TO the work OF my household.
kept about, but felt thoroughly miserable.
i had terrible backaches and bearing down
sensations across me, and was quite weak
and discouraged. sent and got some of the
medicine. after receiving your letter, and it
has cured me. hardly know myself. feel
SO weli.''
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THE front steps are deserted now. The
season has passed when she stoops to con-
Quer.-BOstOn Budget.
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If anything is harder to find than m
honest gas meter, it must be something
you have put away so carefully it will
never more turn mp.
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From personal ex perience, as well as from
observation OF its marke ! efficacy In Other
cases that have come under our notice, we
cheerfully recommend RED STAR COUGH
CURE as "A safe and reliable fami medic ne.
Combining the power to reiieve and cure
promptly, with the rare quality OF being en-
tirely free IRON opiates, poisons and narcot~
les, as demonstrated by tho analyses or
recognized medical authorities, IL may justly
be- termed valuable discovery.
We concur in the Official opinion or the
Commissioner OF Health OF baltimore, that
1T happily supplants the Objectionable and
not unfreauently harmful features OF other
cough mixtures.
BALTIMORE, Nd, Feb. ., 1885.
II. M. McLANE,
Governor Of Maryland.
CHAS. B. ROBERTS,,
Attorney General.
II. G. LATROBE,
Mayor OF Baltimore.
A. r. GORMAN.
United States Senator.
HARRISON ADREON,-
Postmaster, Baltimore.
JAMES II. IIORNER,
City Comptroller.
EDWIN H. WEBSTER,
Collector Of the Port.
u. III. SELLMAN,
Collector U. s. Internal Revenue.
HART B. HOLTON,
Member of Congress.
III. CLAY DALLAM.
Judge Appeal Tax Court
SA NIL A. CLAGETT,
Sanitary Inspector.
VIM. HI. HISS,
Purveyor Bayview Asylum.
JAMES -. MORROW,
Chief Judge Appeal Tax Court.
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"Put up" at the Gault House.

PARTING is reputed to be a sweet sorrow.
The divorce courts are full Of it.-Cdrl Pref
zkl's Wcfhlu.
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The easiest way TO take a joke good-na-
turedly is to do II with the scissors.-St. Paul
POrtrdpcr.
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NEW EVIDENCE:

ADDISON, Pa, April 2, 1893.
Itook violent cold and II settled on my lungs, so
much so that at times spit blood. ALIENS LUNG
BAISAM was recommended 20 me az good remedy.
took H. and sound and well.
Yours respectfully, ri. HfLEMAN
ADDISON Pa, April 1889.
Al COI.BOM, Esq, Editor OF the SOna~rsef Her1lA
writes: / can recommend ALIENS LUNG BALSAM
being the best remedy for Colds 1pd Coughs ever
used.
ASTORIA, nls., April g. 1855
I'M IA JAM Witch have soli sor re nat 1sssr
years. cells better than cough remedy and gfye9
general satisfaction lis frequently recommended
by the medical profession here.
Yours truly. III. q. MOONEY. DruGgisk
La FAYErTR. n. l., Oct. r. fs8l
Gentlemen ALLOW me 10 say that after using three
bottles OF ALIENS LUNG BA1sAM for . bad attach
OF Bronchitis, entirely cured send this vol
unfairly. that those afflicted may be benefited.
Yours respectfully. BURRIIL II. DAvI8
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" afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell IL. csc.
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Horsford,s Acid Phosphate.

A FATHER who has put his boy into law Of
fee, speaks Of him as his son-in-law.-Boston
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Common SenSoAdViCo
He Who Becomes a Treasurer %
Money for Another 10 Respon-
sible for Safe Return.

How much more responsible IL he who nxs IN.
charge the health and life OF q human hefng
We have considered well the responsibility, and
in preparing our ALIENS LUNG hal
SAM which for twenty Ave years has been IA
vorably known as one OF tho best and puress
are particular TO nothing int the best ingTo-
dents. NO OPIUM In any form enters its COM
position. It il TO your interest 70 stand by tha
old and tried remedy, ALIENS LUNG RAIL-
SAM, and zee that bottle is always kept ON
hand for immediate usa READ THE FOLLOW
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POLICEMEN are not socially inclined. Each
one has q little club Of his own.
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IRIS cold day when the small boy
remains in the house voluntarily.
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We concur in the Official opinion or the
Commissioner OF Health OF Baltimore, that
1T happily supplants the Objectionable and
not unfrel uently harmful features OF other
cough mixtures"
BALTIMoRE, Nd, Feb. o, 1885.
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HART B. HOLTON,
Member of Congress.
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1--WE Have Used It."


From personal experience, as we'll as from
observation OF its marke efficacy in Other
cases that have come under our notice, we
cheerfuly recommend RED STAR COUGH
CURE as q safe and reliable fami Y medic ne.
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Governor of Maryland.
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The Northern Pacific farmer., 1885-03-05
The Gould Quo NTarranto Suits.

ST. LOUIS, NO., March 1.-Gov. John G..
Brown, general solicitor Of the Gould rail-
road system, in an interview says that the
quo warranto suits instituted in the Missouri
supreme court against Jay Gould and asso-
ciates for violation of constitutional pro-
vision prohibiting common control of paral-
lei railroad lines, were inspired by President
Plant. of the Southern Express company.
to compel Gould to admit that company to
express privileges over the Southwestern
Gould system at Plants own terms The
So,~thorn E-r-e-s time einoo was put
off the Iron Mountain road, and Plant at
once commenced suit which he won This
and two other suits are now pending on ap-
peal to the United States supreme court.
The Gould counsel refused to agree to
continuance, whereupon the quo war
ranto proceedings were begun, to force
a compromise. Speaking for Gould, Gov:
Brown says that there will be no compromise
made, but If the federal court decides that
the Southwestern system must admit Plants
company, the Pacific express will at once
invade all the territory Of the Plant COM
pany. He denies that there is any parallel
ism between the Missouri Pacific, Missouri,
Kansas & Texas and Iron Mountain, and de-
clares that there can be no violation of the
constitution as long as the maximum rates
of transportation fixed BY law are observed
Hence the quo warranto suits cannot stand