Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-26
THE LInI-klLn cLus.


'e"A.6 iuito ouu Ac6 uAaiionS HOete W ~
force from May 1:
mo mem er allowed TO remove his boots
or shoes during q session on account of CHI
kblsins
ANY member removing book from the
library without irving his name will be fined
rot less than 81 0O nor more than 81 900.
according to tie salie Of the work
Members will not De permitted 70 discuss
politics or religion in thehsll, but may freely
talk horse and hy the foundation for dog
fights.
"TLe presiding officer is to be addressed
as Mister PRECEDENT, and not rs Speaker
or Chairman, his rank being the same rs
the President OF the State Senate.
"N bile men bels are not prohibited from
,a,irg onion Tor supper on the night OF the
ciBb, their ait, nlion Is called to the fact that
hamburger cheese is good thing TO break
10 on n mODoIoBy.
"A irsternai feeling is expected to pre-
val between members, but any member lend
iug al oiher Il obey must take the chances
Oh repayment. la case of horse trade
tney are 10 forget for the time being that
they ever saw each other before or will ever
meet SgSir.
All dogs are to be left in charge of the
outer guard, who will not be held financially
Iespousib:e for any accidents.
Il he members wearing clean shirts and
having oil on their hair will take the front
row OF benches.
mo member will be excused from serv-
ing on a committee unless he can prove
that insanity has always run in the family.
In case the roof OF Paradise Hall falls III
each member will have license to get out as
speedily as possible, but in case OF fire it
10 expected that the officers will take preOe-
dence in getting down stairs.
"All razors left in the hall after q meet
ing will be carefully laid away by the JAM.
tor, and once in three months there shall b.
public sale, the proceeds of which shall 60
toward the founding Of a Home for Super
animated Colored Scientists.
An Empty Hat.
The Secretary announced communica-
lion from Mrs Matilda Eveleen Banks, o,
Columbus, Ga, who signed herself: The
only colored lady in the world who lectures
on the future of the colcred man at fifteen
cents head children free doors open at the
usual hour please assist good work. She
cidnt want to lecture before the Lime-kiln
Club, but she appealed in the name OF all
that was sacred for the club to take up a
collection to assist her in publishing book
of poems she had dashed of at odd times.
Jess So" said Brother Gardner as he
scratched the the back of his neck "Brud
der Walpole will circulate de hat, an an
opportunity will be offered fur each one o
YOU to contribute TO de good cause."
The hat came back as empty a. a politi-
cal promise and as dry as last year s hall.
nut, and the President peered into it and
observed:
"Dis club am either savin up its change
tur de fest run o watermellyons, or else il
believes de kentry isn't hankerin' arter mo-
po.ms. De Seckretary will kindly notify
De poctess Of de result
Not this Season.
Tie following communication, dated from
Montreal, was then announced:
The Handel Mozart-J Club Of Jubi
Ice Singers colored) of this city are about
70 take the road upon grand musical tour
and request to be allowed the privilege o!
adding 10 our advertisements, which will
likely appear from Halifax, a. s., to Victoria
B. c the phrase: az nder the distinguished
patronage OF Brother Gardner President o.
The worldrenowned Lime Kiln Club. ln
exchange we would give our services gratis
It grand concert before the elite OF your
city upon our arrival there some during the
summer of 1859, which would no doubt, nei
you sufficient sum TO warrant the erection
of O new Paradise Hall.
By order
PHor. ADAM DARLING EsAw JOKES,
Honorable Secretary
"Permishun cannot be granted replied
he President. "Ebery tub should stan on
It's own bottom, an if de show spoken OF has
4ny real merit i, will run on its own reputa
shun. If il am bad crowd an poor shos
We doan want to help advertise it.
Rejected.
A social club at Olympia, W. T., sent in
an application to be made branch lodge
but it was discovered that one OF their mem
bers was defaulting church treasurer from
Ohio, and the application was rejected. The
MOTTO OF the far Westerners was also OBJECT
I'd to: Never approach a smoke.house
loor without looking for spring.gun" Al
Elder Toots observed:
why does any member Of de Lime Kiln
Club desiah TO approach a smoke'house :
What possible objick could he have? Whist
am de use of approacbin' a smoke house
when you kin approach de pig pen?
Accepted.
The Secretary then announced the follow
ing from Union, S. c.:
have the momentuous pleasure Of pre-,
sentipg the following gentlemen Whose
names are world.famed in this vicinity a.
comprising our Corn-Cob Club to be ad
mitted 10 your order as an auxiliary organ
cation: Hard up jenkins, Cicero Johnson
Cot,onseed SIN ythe, Rev. Policy Martin
| Henlore West, Ulysses Madison aud George
Washington Stubbs You will perceive oar
number is few, but in unity ia strength.
Our motto is, "A bird in de pot am wort
tree on de roost." As soon as cotton hoe
| inc is over it is our desire to visit Detroi
en- masse (Frencb) and of course figure OF
being the guests of the l.. X. c.
We hope the Corn Cob Club will work
hand in hand with the glorious old l.. X. c.
and help the diffusion OF knowledge, litera'
lure and provisions 10 the benightened Cit.
zens of this world particularly the colored
race
Our war policy is "El Mahdi for religious
freedom and Afghanistan for the best man.
PRoF, BoRSEo BaoWs,
Secretary ex or fisher, Corn-Cob Club.
Judge Cadaver objected to the club being
accented. When he was in South Carolins
lag. year he met the Cicero johnson men
tioued as one of the members, and Cicero
robbed him Of $40. 49,,
"Please gin US de perticklers," said the
President
"Well, sab, he invited me TO play draw
poker wild him"
"An when you had drawed all de poker
YOU wanted Cicero had drawed all de money,
ehY
AYES, sab. 1t wGs de same as hishraT
robbery" 49,,
nN.L.-.beI.ss do Corn. Cob Club will be