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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

PRAcricAL JOKES N OXFORD CovS-
U.-Couhoillor John r. SsAsey Of Can.
ton j. a pnnce Of s,ory.iellers and is a
ready and eloquent jury lawyer. Tie
tells the following:
"rhere Is trader in an Oxfoid Coun-
~ village whom the boys don't like very
well. and they played a curious trick on
him little while ago. A hogshead Of
molasses came for him and remained a,
the station a little while. Some young
fellows made a wooden spile. fixed a
screw in one end Of il and screwed II into
the head Of the kogsheAd. They .prinkled
a 10, Of Auger chips and spilled half a
pin, Of molAsses under the spile. When
the trader saw the spile. the chips aud
the molAssss be At once jumped to the
conclusion tia, be bad been robbed. lie
began 10 hun, for the thief. and some
body suggested be had better look for the
anger thA, did the business. In a black
smiths shop he found an anger which
had been carefully daubed with molAsses-
lie asked the blacksmith who had used
the augsr. and the blacksmith, who Was
in the secret, would no, tell him. Tie At
once 10, mad. and instituted proceedings
against the blacksmith. While the mat
ter was pending. be borrowed saw to
saw of the spile. lie struck the screw.
spoiled the saw and saw through the
trick. ell At once. Il did no, COS, him
much TO pay the justices fees and for
having the saw reset Portland Adrer-
hssr
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
Thrilling STORY

As Tsra ~ . Merchant N TruysN
ssssissI 0pssstiss Asstasd ne.
Essh.r. VIII s.s Ds.shsss sss.p.t a.
AMfsi Dss.s
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
Advertising Cheats "!

Ia has become 80 common 10 begin an
article. In an eiegant. Interesting style,
Then run u Into some Advertisement
that Nc avoid al such,
And simply call attention % The merits
Of Hop B.tiers In A. plain. honest terms
A. possible.
TO induce people
ITO give them one trial. which 80 proves
their vAlae that they viii never use any
thing else
-ras Rrnspr % nvorahlr notice.i In an ne
sssi rious ana secular. 4 ~,
"useing iarse sale. and Il snrplAntnE Al
srbsTs 4. no denying NJ ,irtuss q the uop
plant ani ttc prOprieiors q nor tiiiefs .A'.
sfnsn rfeaf shres ines and ability
10 coulpounding q medicine uho-e virtues
src 30 D. raoie o. every ones on-effsii"h
pIp suE piri
No
.She fingered and suffered slong, pinlng
awsy al thc time Coz years.
'frhe doctors doing her no eooi
"Aud Al lAsi was cured ~ This Hop BIT
tsr. the paper. sav 80 much aoout
aiiou tsaasfai 80 saooia b. foF thai msdi
ApArourxE's MISERY.
"E.eVcu years eur daughter suuereu gu
hsi % misery,
"From . complication % kidney, h'er'
rhrumatIc trouble ani nsfvcu- debility,
"Untsf the care % The best physicians
who gave her disease various names,
bat uo relief
st-fu's- 80 IL restored 81 ~ IN gc,-i health
~ ~ Simple a rvrurriY A. iop hlit.fs, -. -.
"a sfunieii ior years before using " ihh
rkUNsrs
rArurn o. GETTING WILL
Ny daughters sAy
no. uInrh better athar IL since D. usfl
mur UflTrs -.
.IIr Ia fnffIrr eel affr 80 lnnE sursrins
nom = fIa|aar frC lnosi lnrufanif -
.knI 90 are sn slai tnsi D. ussd fouf w
tors a l.kul Uf lMCas =. 1
A. Nnna genuine without q bunch Cf green
Wnns nr ere uhife label. ~tun at tnf Nl..
rn.snno..s sfuT sltn "unT' Cr Hops Pm tntH
nHn#H
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
VOICES FROM rHE PULPIT

lana pfohibii.oaist an such b..
eaust I sce che bone. Anl heafths ~ oat
country menaced by The mot iyrann.cal
foe tha, ever Threatened the liberty aud
psfgetuiiy ~ nAiion. A. minister Of
the Eo,p,l q peace. I an constrained 60
stand aloof from mefc pAfiisian politics
bat ~hen an impatient moral wrong. noi
con,en; ~iih ,layins Thousands q souls
yearly. demands. and has largely obtain
81. The sanction q law 20 iis iniquiiies.
tae testimony u Chfisiian ministers b.
certainly called 90 both by speech ani BY
ballot. bold t 70 BE- the moot Asfll
thing conceivable fof The government o.
coun,eaance The drnk ,fafic. by licensing
10 Anl iAk,ng = fvvcngs from b., thas Be-
coming a partner in the bls.ness of"dcal-
irg ~ damnAiion rouni thc land. Ani
Il The state thus assumes the role q
Tst1el. psdiiiug OF, indulgvnoes 90 the
public po.sonefs. u i time 90 Luihef 90
leave b. c,osi,sr and nail hl. pfohibi'ioa
theses On the wsri.foom door -kr.
~. Gria. Hos1a.
The evil u The time advances. and the
fhecn million church member. IN Amer.
Ca Nil have o. take sides Ia this conh.l'.
/, j. gong % b. al oa, and cut battle
between run and -obris,y. between heas.
en- and he'll. between God aui The devil
BITTER take ,idc. before W. have any
further nAiioaal decadencc Better take
sides before your own soas are sacrificed,
o. your daughters new home goes down
under The alcoholism Of an imbfuied bus.
band. Better take side. while your voice
and your vote and your pen may render
an sifcctual service. Today. mark you,
no, IN tie millennium. Bat today. the
Church q God holds the balance Of pow
er. and could exiirpaie this evil Il Il
would march solidly 20 the front Over
three hundred thousand churches And
sunday schools in Christendom What
nigh, they no, DO Il they would march
shoulder 10 shoulder Coz God aud sobiie;y'
Dr.. Ia'mage
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

INSULT ADDED To ISJusv.-La,s one
Afternoon recently Q stranger entered Q
grocery store In Davenport. Iowa. holding
nne large turkey by the legs. he walled
up 10 the Showcases, saying. I'D liks ei-
gar, please" and one WAS handed TO hin,
with lighted match. by the way," said
he suddenly. would ,oa obllge me with Q
piece OF paper 10 wrap around this turkey Z
IL dosent look we'll TO carry Il through
The streets 10 this way" A polite elsrk
took the Turkey. wrapped Il ep srtistically
In paper, which Vas tied 90 that 4 would
stay. THANK you, cir" said the stranger
politely. - he turned snd walked DOT with
his turkey. He had not been gone q min
ute when neighbor from across the street
hurried into the store with 'sSsy, did
that that isllor Who vent on. from here jass
turkeyi No; why should her" "wsIi, be
picked 70 ~ from the bssch In fnout e h
sntsrsd yosr store"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
FOR MOTHER TAYLOR.

Al me- Thrrr .scurr nni olEhiren ytars,
A ifnEihfard sirttrh n umf slfftIsi
nuf ~ eh1 o'gf a. unrNgn coufse
iiafh folnf. aui ffiI rrmaIns 9TH us,
WI 0sn thsi hai q 9'snrf tsay
w0uH tale BE- hark D. lhIlthostfs day
WhfrG nIarry sTtnfs Al pIlf pia1r sweet
intffi IN H. urfIlti 90,
Whfrr psrrnts thsi ~ uos no uofei
ksIs ~. nr hrsli. sni opfn ieof
Do Children that rould ~ All confi
uarrF ferrfhrf mnsi n bone.
AL further un hff ut timf pafh
49, ufrnnfifs ~ ~ oen hnmf hafh,
MEfrf rarh ne frfasuff. Eif qf h'f,
lrfrtasfi e. faff, be fsf.lfl ~ ~.
All A. ~ rIlralfi a. sfrfrs ri 49,
A naftrf r.si, e n.thill 80.
WfE funffns hfafF N o. bar,
Nsi hsipfi ~ ans so t.ak hIs shart-
Ifsf rIlasurt uas. - huTii 10 sffs.
VIA al thl fask sl1ai fhl.f Ines.
naf unf anl rhanE1 hsih s0,iitfti At
Anl o. BE- ltllrrn, onrf f. small
Ilrf ffIifru't 0hII'Iffn fuani llf cone,
A. - rsr e. ffuu benz A. hnulf,
AL o. 49, Ia hrr encs slenE,
In.isl tT tsni A. stress,
WI fIlal h.n.is apar IT. hfrasi,
Va rfffr lfaf ruIs aFri fn rFst
49, hslh hff rfnFrs. llf hain ~ nHrf
Thffts a>ir'|nf Ma" v.I tftsk figm 90
Al IN ~ ~lshfi hsf vslilng efts
N1tf 81 tIm 0orl.ns ipsn e. fkIrf,
W.. al fnfa esd aNI uniH,
AnH male a. rarfH aII T'UT.Hls~ Yes
WA tT e. ruI Nf's IT, frrsrfi
hnH rnirss rIrasurf urn hff iHff
Wf.f nf. a. infff ssh ih0tf d. luffNi
All nna fhfF rannrf D. rerrfrif
Al IlfIr stHr. Faft Och declare,
ma 49, anl hrs nag Al. hf hFrf.
o. AtnrEF tIuHI
.I.a... ~ a.. fsIh FssI
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

TAKINO AN EAGLE WITH TOBACCO
SMOKE -Arrs,hesis Was once praeiiced
on an eagle IN Boston before DE- Morton
Was bOfn. II was when the "Dons"
lived on Pearl Street. A cry came into
the house q one Of them. one day. ths, q
monsirous bird had aligh,ed on the pal
ings Of the garden. The householder.
who was an sminen, lawyer. went out to
recognize a young eagle. lie put coal
into the bowl Of a large pipe. filed il
with tobacco. and when IL gave out
smoke freely. slowly approached the bird.
and gently blew the smoke in its face.
At frat the eagle seemed offended. and
threatened with beak and wing. bat soon
to like il. and then. in little
time. was s,uPehsd and thus bis majesty
vas safely captured.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
AYERS
Gerry PeotOral.

20 rifsfsanif's lrif are - ir' - r. IN uef
sr..s ash. affecting ne ihf'ai 80 iuns'i
rors ~ Sc. 20 ..ii ~ a. faa r.'l q suhsr-
sr. To- orIusv cough or col, f,iaiilns
80 ffria trif'ns of ulcantf. - "a.
fs. often tui tts - q a fatal
t AYrn's Cnrrnf .tfit bas
rs lis cfearr 'naf1.I '..s tfht
al luI : a. .l....'. 3d. t--iiA -
Ga 90 case wheat cay.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

an -mppES NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. rum
Ethel aud made up our mind. 10 attend
The opera Tuesday evening. oar escort
.As brother Jack. although be was 10th AZ
arst - 20 he said he bad been Ia TIE
habit 81 retiring Al ten recently, and ~
vas sure the music AZ the opera would
put bin a sleep. Hat JACK u q very
shrcwd boy, a. well |. Kind one an
when h. began ~ rebel | Only said
guessed was able % 20 without BIN, A.
Ethel klniiy suggested then JACK decided
% 70 ~ once ant engage box TOT us-
Then I knew everything would D. ar
ranged btforc the evening" Lie msny
bows OF his agc be l. always ready % help
and arrange. N you only say akind wofd
10 hin IN the Afternoon he ponncei into
The sltting room. and asked bow ! ca.
pectcd b 70 % The opera. The way
40 gsneraiiy-walk.~ said l. d" 20, you
won't. have engaged . cosch aud span,
therefore von will ride We'll, !, said
Tthsi. " an beginning % think you can b.
a very gtuefeus hearted boy when you
choose. Thls morning Lem ufgcd you %
60 skating with him on keyc'- poni, aut
vou refused. that yoa might Asslsi ~ girls
That l. klnd of Friendship ! greatly 40
preciaisd I have sissys thought boy
4 big nuisance. bat you have shown That
such remark was very uriast JACK
was. A. Almo used q say, ata complete
Io.s % Know What o. ssy q thls sptcch
80. 70 along. was ell be aid.
Tib expected g. ~ O. The opera, hot
Esgenc thoughi they hat better sisy A.
home.
tiint derive mach pleasure from The
music. owing a. a sevsrc pAiu iu my bead ,
hut haf 10 sched Ger - much, ! should
have stsyci until The play was over.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

when hundreds Of people testify TIA,
they have bern cured " = Kidney, Liver OF
Blood Diseass that has Afflicted them TOT
years when responsible parties eiAsm 10
BE- able % cure any disease ~ The shove
Organs, OF refund The money, those Who
are 80 afflicted should be Interested a.
once. Br0ras >IrsIp1rills. 10 !. claimed,
will 30 al this, AMI you should read ther
Advertisements In another column.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

MAhlHM ~
There are plenty % women Who can
make garments from new cloth. bat The
number Who can take hAif-sofn garments
ani create anew some garment fof child,
ar comparatively fcs. for insiancc, Tom o.
nv % Thirteen wore q suit % clothes autil
ne elbows. knees ani seat. got tsngrroas-
In thin. AMI legs an1 sleeves Wrfr uncom-
f,rtahIy short Mama took ihc suit ADJ
Ripped IL apAri. washed ani pressed u
nicely. then turning the cloth, male u ~
into = "one price sslt' for Dick ~ four
years. TIE boil % thc coat cut . little
smaller formed body for The iitie fellow.
To thls was stitched 4 skift male of ne
back slic- ofthe pant. sklrt ~ss whole
All plain In front. male The other way ~
thc cloth siucc the length % TIE pants wss
u.cf 90 make the width 81 The sklft
cospis % box pisIts In thc back male sur.
rrIrut rIrness O. tlr SKIRT Sleeves were
cot frum ihe OF Sleeves being 90 much
smaller A neat rouni collar, % . bini.
Ing N ouc preferred. could hc made, With
which white collar coald D. worn. Ihis
garment bliiousd down The front a. Tar a.
Ia skIri made q warm suii that Dlck Sas
happy ln al winter. Lliiie May ~As hap
made from cast % garments bali
~orn gray sack. Akiui % tslfloom Ia me
family. AMI paps's Oh decoration" pant.
of son asnnri. composed thls dress A
princess boiy. and sleeves of gray ani
narrow sklfi. collar. pOckrts, bands 90
sleeves. ani a.iown The ffuuts ~ The nav
blac flannel TIE skirt vas gathered 90
wIth hslf.luch hcaiing Cool Judges pro
bounced 10 nsatef .llt than her best saii
pnfchasei really maize from q well Known
Furnishing establishment 10 New Lnglani.
These are bui two Instance. ofthc many
garments which have reconstructed Tor
Httic children Of course this !. written
FOR those women only who have limited
mrans ani large families
remember hearing onc old lsiy say That
abe never fe.t 80 hsppy q. when she hal
maie comfortable garment from some
thing appafcnuy worthless.
AUNf GiNUrH.
q .H.a.aH.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

Captain Mitchell, % The bark Antoine
S.la. New YORK and Havana trade. came
hone 10 May. entirely helpless With rheo-
maiism lie went 30 The mountslns, bat
receiving no bebeft, a. Bis -lics request
began 20 take llo0i's Sar-apafllis. lie
Immediately began 10 Improve 10 two
month. his rheumatism Vas al gone, ani
he sailed Ia command OF bis vessel ssll
man. Hoods Sar-aparllla will help you.
Sold 81 al druggists
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

FAcrs WoRrH CONSIDERING. The
grea, WARS Of the world for twenty-five
years. from 1852 TO 1877. including the
Franco German war. and our own civil
war. eo-t a fraction over $4,000. OOO.-
900. The cost Of inioxicAnts for the
the some period in the United States,
Vas more than $4,000. 100000, OF
3 1000. 900. 900 more than all the vars Of
the world. For every thousand killed in
the battle. rum kills twelve and q half
thousand The sword has slain it.
thousands. bat rum ils tens Of thousands.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
POTATO sALAp.

Boil potatoes 30 that fork will pass
through them rather slowly let them cool
thoroughly or stand over night; then cut
into small bits like dice. n onions are
liked, chop one very nne, and add TO them.
Make q dressing by taking one teaspoonful
OF ground mustard. and rubbing " thor
oughly with q tesspoonfui OF salt, little
white pepper. and tWo well-beaten raw
eggs. Add very sloely half . teacupful
OF the best salad oil, and two tablespoon
fuls OF vinegar. Thick sour or sweet
cream can be substituted for the oil. Beat
this until very stin, and turn over the po-
tato. Small bits Of cold veal, beef or NUT
ton, are IN improvement 70 t.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

Dor ihe largest LIT ~ names of guairu.
p..is fluuf hiiicn IN our prIra pufr'c. W.
ofsr copy 81 Miss MuinCks greatest
work. John lialhK. Geutsmau. AT
names AZ ahiiisn- by tAking the isitcrs
lst A. thcy stani In The poff'e. no' Mind.
.ug the divisions hciwcru ihc words. .tof
example. SEE "a In the words ''Yolr l'ien.
tlouI 10 animal DOS f1uui iu Wc1sicrs
inanfifgri oil he allosci
The Ofrr expires lu tNo weeks
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

Oy Mn. aNp Mss JosErH DAVIS At So
woopsrocK - TuE EXEncIsGs - InH
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
,o,,.u,x, man nus.

riH Nutf.Ic BGIf Co. ~ Marshall. Mich
nffsr ~ ssnd their celsbrstc.i tLncrso NotfA.
D. Ieir AMI other ElncrnfC AFftisscn- -
trial for thirty days. % men lyouns of oill Al
fiCff1 slfh ucrNuIs debility loes 81 Ntatll
an1 manhnn.i, ant an kindrsd Troubles. Alec
fnr fhsumaflsm. neuralgia. parslysis. and
many Other dlsrAsra. Iomplste f.stnf Atlnn
81 10 incurred a. thirty days trial u Aiiosei
wriia them Al once 90 illustrated psmpnlet
-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

How HE MEASURED lr.-"Some peo-
pie" said Mrs. shArpmsle, measure
love by gold; measure 1t BY It's quail
ty."
II measure !, by quantity" said meek
little Mr.. sharpmsle in feeble tones; IL
measure !, by the peck.
by the peck. you lans'ie what do
you mean by ,hs,
by the hen-peck. he sargled hosrse-
~, and then all the res, Of the night he
wished he hadn't said H.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
Jan slh

Dflr H0msmGisTs.
Havlug bfea away. I have not scea my
paper f0f few weeks until n night, when
/ saw last weeks paper, and saw some
thing Aboat suspending our column.
Now sisters. cousins and aunis, i Tor
oue protest, vc can't set along without
this interesting part Of our paper, and l
think N We would only try real hard, Ne
might each coutribuic something Ani
80 Keep our part Of The paper upi do
please an say you will, and knos ~ can.
You halnt any Of you told me ~ hoS
10 make q nice. rice pie, ADD am anxious
o. knos.
A. coughs and coils are very pfcvalsn,
nov. viii tell yoa ofacough syrup which
ny folk. think very good f'f BAD coagh
~ cup moiassss, % cop strong thor
oughwort Tea. and plut boiled cider boil
The moiassss AMI tea together q short time
then aid the elder.
Ialso seud rec sipi fora cheap cake which
~ Ike very much
cup sugar. . cup rich sweet MILK, !
Tablespoonful melted batter. egg. ! tea
spoonful cream tartar. ~ tsaspoonfal sots,
favor with icmou of nutmeg bakesloNlJ.
tfthis L. acceptable will send some hinr
ani suggestions which may help some
young Homsmaksrs. Aunt oiiNs
Hfrifrrrffff lIIifr.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
THE HoMEMAKER's COLUMN.

There appears TO be stirring among
the Homemsksrs to see who shall do the
most ior the column. Tha, is just VIA,
We want Now We have two new friends
besides Aun, Olive. Who We are always
glad 20 hear from. And not only that.
bat there are some more letters that mus,
wait ill another week.
Thus one sister writes from away In
Colorado. sometimes Il seems A. II those
fauhc,t away appreciate this department,
most.
We want 70 hear this year from ell
Who ever have written before aud from
al other. Who ever Rad this column.
No, only once around bu, several iimes
during the year The postal card brigade
show u. every week how much can be
written on that small surface. II there
i anyone who think. they cannot spend
time 10 write "a. letter lei them send a
few hints o. some 'sciPes. etc. on post
Al card.
Small fAvou thankfully received.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

'Thank Heaven. the fuss Il al over,
said the groom. and have 700 al 10 ny
self" "ies." returned The happy bride
and nov let o. take one last look al TIE
wedding presents before 70 sends them
bach % the Jewelers."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

A "housskespsr" asks Tue editor OF an
agricultural journal. "How - dispose OF
surplus pears" Did she never Try calling
in the Surplus chllireu ~ the neighbour
hood. by adopting this plan some Of both
may - disposed OF
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

-"will yOu help me to pre-. some
lsaves," the maiden asked her lover. "lf
you will f.s,en them in your waist bel,
IN see VIA, I can DO" he answered !;
and thus popular method Of pressing
autumn leaves vas invented.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
ass The system .r.lns, nsw attacks


A IEwKL OF rk.cnEM-A gentlemsn
OF rare cdacstl0nA attAlnment-. residing
In one % ihc mountain counties % me
state, writes a. follow, % the keafvcs,
STATE Journal Mr.. Eiltgr. deer sur
II you knos " opening In sny common
schulz ur county .chcle ln your nAoofhood
70 teach I shoai Lac 10 have 10 The
schulz which am tsschln' here 10 log
one and leaks every time 10 ralns and gl'es
ne foomAtIsm. pleAse rte soon"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

Clements Liquid Plaster 10 innnits'y
better than sny Porous, "Csp-ciie.
"Capcam. OF other Strengthening pl..,ef
male. II l. more economical, sensible
and truly beneficial. Is Gents for u pl>''
tars
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

The man Who didn't know Their. VI. .ry
difference between plurality and MAJORITY
must grin aud bear H. This vii proosoly
BE- an opsn winter and they say folded
newspaper placed GA The small ofthe bacs
4. 90 excellent sabstltgts for sl5 beaver
tVercoxt
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

A son - The Emerald Isle va carrying
q dock along the street the other day ~
the leg. and 'qaack. qaack, nsiaf.'
came nom the mouth o. ne hipot. WAL,
walk. wslt. will Jour saii Pat "iniAis
thin yoaIi not. nr ~ carry yoa-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
.AIcnHoL rs Sol A FooD.n

50 says the best medical authority.
II, doe. no, supply salts, slbumen, case.
inc. fbrin. nor any q the substances
which 70 70 build up the body. |, Is no,
changed in the body. !, goes in As alco.
Dol. and i eliminated a. alcohol. /,
therefore cannot be food. Ga the
contrary ], Is under al Circumstances a
poison. a poison whose effects are euma-
lAtivs. II taken continually. even in
small doses, j, produces decay and lead.
20 paralysis. and tends towards death. 2"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

l-Elfh Ycaf - anfI1ui fflfn1thIQ DDS
ring A. to an oat.
al. CaNe. ahie q. RAID. az D.
Coral. Oral Z. Copr. opr. 5. cpQiic. up.
uc. e. Opsh. psh q. TOE. iie +. fr.uk.
rnk %. She'yr. heivc OBJ. MAlrr. Alice.
90. spike. p.ke. %. Spar par Oh. sharp
harp
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

F,r.tAn Fits stopped free By DR. hiine:
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

DECORATIONS AND Souvenirs -DsA
the notice from your bottle of Morse let
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bottle, and thus secure an ASSORTMENT OF
our elegant decorative Advertisements
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

This il. indeed. q world Of change.
II you don't believe IL, count the number
Of dresses the women wear In one short
day at the seaside.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27
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when she va. . girl that her mother gave
her sulphur and molasses % purir hef
blood. bat she now gives sulphur blttsrs
10 her grandchildren, AZ u IL The best
medicine she ever saw - As IafA>r.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

Yale college students smoke between
two and three thousand cigarettes Jay.
Tell you. 10 pays the basiness men OF this
country 10 support our edocs,lonai h's"'
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-01-27

Three OF four hoars every might coughias. Get
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