The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-11-12
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--"wssrsss. ala you ever ~ The prisos-
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got scsasis,ed With him"
The yesmoss farmer Who osp big
Z owe of maple trees, csn ssy thai there 10
. sae sss<tasss 10 bic lot after ell
A philosopher vho had married 40
igsers.t girl. calls Der "brosn snssr.
b csuse. BE- aid. abe vss sseei and unre-
tsed.
Ill = mean fsshsr uho gill spend the
siis,soos psiniins the front gate aud not
drop . hint 81 shat be has i~en dong u
tbs sappes liable
"A pLiIsdsiptisn has Invented hying
sssshiss Of . ssv hind. With which be
siIi soon experiment Why b. IL tired Of
lite 10 not stated,
1t u slssys sale TO talk about The
v.s,L.s. II ones conversation cannot Be
Ls,s.I. The ss1i bit thing. Of course. IL
~ u " bs meteorological.
An Agricultural sriter says: mo man
csn SIGHT and cat 81 the same time He
bsd svidestly never seen traveller Of .
ten ninutes- for lunch stand.
Nov shat y vomsn's duty in home
missionss' asked female lecturer; and a
little girl in the back seat piped up y Stay
II home snd help pa tend the baby.
The custom Of kissing babies is being
justly cnsured these days. III coward
~ 10 hiss tbs poor little helpless things.
We'd rather take somebody Of our size.
"A bottle OF milk which Baltimore
chsmi.t vas testing the other day, eX-
ploded with great force and nearly killed
him. II was probably from . kicking
COZ.
"A Nevada hunter spent three months
ookiag for . grizzly bear. aud the mans
relatives have spent three months looking
for him. They think he must have found
the bear.
Some vasssr girls recently photo
grsphsd the moon and then looked for the
man With powerful microscope. They
seem 10 have had some previous exper-
isncs Of the sex.
81 would not" says ths Rev. Sam
Jones. wipe my feet on . professional
base ball player" Why should Mr.. Jones
wipe his feet on base ball player when
.hs umpire ia thsrs for that purpose'
The meanest man on record sent
postal card through post oface presided
over BY . woman. on which vas written:
Dear Jack. here's the details Of that
scandal" And the the resi- WAS Greek.
"A Caliiornis girl shoots wild geese
md sends thsir feathers to.narket. and in
hi. gay che has laid BY $500 70 give the
man vho marries hsr The men oil seem
70 Be waiting for her 70 make Il $1,000.
"A boy Was ashed II be ever prayed in
church. and answered: "Oh yes. Away.
ssy > prayer like the rest do before the
sermon begiDs." "wbat do you say"
RS the inquiry. "Now | lay me down to
'leep"
Fair widow But does 1t fsdei Mr..
'ilksnstsin Veil. yes'm, 10 dell yop der
root i fsdes leedls but II shoost goes
vi into Lofty violet sitsF six months or
'o-s hooss lets you down with your mourn.
ng easy and natural. Amt it9'
- soft ansver. Whenever can 6nd
J donkey With loud enough voice and
oog ssrs." hs grovlsd, "I'll bring him
Up hsrs and let him argue With you."
WE'LL ny dear" she replied sweetly.
What subjects DO you want to discussf"
--Atias& " knov Why .'unsasy lies the
'ssd that vears The crown" A newly
ssivsd chiropodiss from tbs old country
Iusoussss himself q late corn doctor 70
be cosrs Of Germany. and tells be hes re-
moved several corps Of the crowned heads
Z Europe
The price Of real estate Was under
discussion u the club. when one gentle
nan rrnsrt@d. Jones. old boy, 1 know
bette ,.n can tny the incest little home,
pl.ndni cottage, grand fruit trees. aud
II fms sous Just my luck, = said Jones
! cant siug note"
Mister. sill you give me 8 cenis7'
Whist for Il wsn, TO buy loaf Of
'rrsd Tor IN, siarsla. family" Certain.
! I ~,li 20, thank you. SIR Nov. il
isn'i asking too much. will you give me
dime mores" Whats that iory" Il
rant buy scme meat for my dog"
"A bright youth. with much pride.
hovsd friend bis peal autograph book.
the sixsatsrss. he said. 81 many
otsd men. His friend inquired Why they
soi~i 70 usch alike. "Oh. be replied.
any Of shsn wrote such crooked and
ssssnbie hand. that copied them oil OF
} . nes, order. and gave awsy the old
ook"
-"wesiiy. have been svying 70 think
here v~ nsl r An. indesdr II sss u
assscss. last summer" ''weally. Miss
hessAh. beg yeah. pshdou. had quite