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The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

st. Patrick's Day was not especially observ-
ed in this city last Tuesday. An occasional
green ribbon was noticed in the buttonhole of
our more patriotic Irishmen and those Of their
descendants who will not let love of the old
land die out in their hearts. Although no
particular observance Of the day was made
here, yet nearly all of Ottawa's Hibernian
friends celebrated the occasion in some way
or another, renewing in their breasts memo
ries of the sea-girt isle OK the Atlantic, of
which Moore and Griffin sang, and for which
Wolf Tone and Robert Emmett yielded up
their lives on the altar of patriotism. The A
o. H. marched in regalia from their hall to
StIColumba church, where they heard mass al
9 o'clock, an eloquent serman being preached
on the Patron Saint of Ireland by Rev. Father
O'Kelly, of Streator. He dwelt upon the fact
of the great faith Of the Irish people in re-
naming loyal to their religion and country
through centuries of religious and political
persecution.
In the evening the o. s. c. held its first an
nual ball in Willis hall, at which over zoe
people were present. This clubs first ball
was brilliant success, and another one will
probably be given in a month or two.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Every business man in the city should have
his address on his envelopes. 1t frequently
prevents mistakes and errors in addressing,
and in case, as often happens, of placing them
in the post office unstamped, they can be re-
turned to the sender. There is scarcely a
make mistakes in directing his letters. Some
will direct letter to "Kansas City, H." an.
other to Springfield" not giving the state,
Such letters scarcely or ever find their way to
where intended by the writer. The printing
OF your address on the letter will invariably
bring it back for proper directions when these
mistakes are made.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
At the Head.

Far beyond mere rivalship, distancing all
competitors in the market, stands to-day the
firm Of Fiske Il BEEN, at the head Of the
clothing trade of Ottawa. The motto which
has placed this firm on the pinnacle Of sue.
cess is that of one price only accompanied by
no dishonest misrepresentation Of goods. No
trashy, shoddy articles are found on its
shelves, and when you make purchase at
this store you may rest assured that the goods
are just what you bought them for-seasona-
BILE, servceable and of the best quality.
Fiske Il BEEN do not ask you to believe
without seeing; so you are invited to be their
guest for an hour or two when out on pur.
chasing or shopping tour.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
The Jordan hay carrier takes the cake.

For SUPERvIsoR.-The announcement i:
to-day made in these columns that Charles II
Crook is q candidate for the office Of Super
visor of South Ottawa. In all his relations tc
the public of this city and its suburb South
residence here has never been found wanting
in all those qualities of head and heart thai
mark an honest citizen and good neighbor
He belongs to one of the Oldest families il
this vicinity, that dates back to the Black
hawk war, and has been resident of Ottaw;
ever since
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
j. NJ. Hunnel,

OF Sandwich, ILL.,, will have a great annua
clearing sale of fifty carriages, ten horses
and harness, forty sulky plows and his full
line of farm machinery, on Friday and Satur
day, March 81 and %.
He is going to change his business and re
duce his stock, and thinks this is the quickes
way of doing it. Send for large posters Civ
ing full information and description. Every
article put up will be sold; no bidding in
This is bona hde sale, and all will do well t.
attend
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
Homes for the Homeless.

Lands for the landless: 100000 acres OF
fine agricultural and grazing lands for sale,
on long time and low rates of interest, by the
Union Pacific R'y Co. in Kansas and Nebras-
ka. Wanted, good live agents in every town
in Illinois and Indiana to advertise these lands
For full particulars, description of lands and
terms of sale, agency for lands, also pamph.
lets, maps, and other valuable documents,
call on or address s. NJ. KNOX & Sons, Prince.
ton, H., agents of the Land and Passenger
Departments Of the Union Pacific R'y.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The date of the Dickens Carnival, which is
exciting so much interest, has been fixed for
April 18th and l4th. 1t will take place at the
rink-the most suitable place for such an en-
tertainment the city contains. A stage will
be erected in the south end of the building
for the tableauX. All the chief characters of
Dickens novels will be represented, and
scenes from his novels will be shown in tab
leaux on the stage. AS there will be a great
many characters presented, the affair prom
ises to be very fine. The proceeds will be
devoted to the library fund, in part, and to
aid in sending worthy orphan to the indus
trial school at Chicago.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
+. A. KENDALL

The Ne,cs- Herald, Of Peru, gives deserved
scoring to A. L. Hennessey for invading its
domain and offering to print election tickets
at half regular rates. II Hennessey had con-
fined himself to the soliciting Of legal blank
printing in Peru and La Sale this would not
have occurred.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
Very Remarkable Recovery.

Mr.. Geo. V. Willing, of Manchester, Mich,
writes: "My wife has been almost helpless for
five years, so helpless that she could not turn
over in bed alone. She used two bottles OF
Electric Bitters, and is so much improved that
she is able now TO do her own work.
Electric Bitters will do all that is claimed
for them. Hundreds Of testimonials attest
their great curative powers. Only fifty cents
a bottle at LutZ & Briggs
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The Supreme Court decided, at Mt. Vernon
last January, that there cannot be dead lock
in city council when members refuse to
vote. The decision is as follows: "Under a
city charter, which gives the mayor right to
vote only in case Of tic, if four out of the
eight councilmen vote in the affirmative and
the other four, though present, refuse to vote
either way, the mayor may treat those not
voting as opposed to those who have voted,
and decide the question by also voting in the
Affirmative
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Some impious individuals tie their horses to
the trees in front of the Presbyterian church
and the result is the trees have been almost
ruined by the horses eating the bark off.
There is one tree left intact, and these parties
had better finish up their work Of destruction
by introducing their horses to it and make d
complete job Of the matter.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The G. B. & Q. Co. have issued an order
exacting 81 fine from baggagemen or agents
for scratching or marring mail or baggage
cars. This will, no doubt, enable them to
keep their cars longer in servive without re-
pairing. This order should be supplemented
by another imposing fine of 1878 every time
a valuable trunk is bursted by baggage
fiend and its contents scattered all over the
depot yard.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Billy Meikle, alias " Scotty,' who is in the
county Jail, indicted for burglary, has been
devoting his leisure hours to the study of art.
He has drawn on paper some really fine pic
lures of the court house, Jail, high school, and
the last hours of the republican administration.
He will present you with a specimen of the
creation of his skill for plug of tobacco.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
A Wnnlerfnl Discovery.

Consumptives and all who suffer from any
affection OF the throat and lungs can find a
certain cure In DIR. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. Thousands of permanent cures
verify the truth Of this statement. No mcdi-
cine can show such a record Of wonderful
cures. Thousands Of once hopeless sufferers
now gratefully proclaim they owe their lives
10 this New Discovery. II Will cost YOU moth
ing 10 give it trial. Free trial bottles al
Lutz 81 Briggs drug store. Large size, 81.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

William Holstein, young man who had
been afflicted with measles, arose from his bed
last Monday night, at Mendoza, climbed from
window in the second story of his boarding
house, and fell to the sidewalk beneath, break
ing his neck. He was asleep at the time.
The accident was not discovered until Hol-
STEMS body was found on the street next
morning.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

They are doing big carpet trade already al
Hulps-which is evidence OF the immense
stock and low prices they are making. They
sent large lot of body Brussels and Kensing
ton art squares to Joliet yesterday. Parties
wishing selection from full stock at rocl
bottom prices should call early as a big rush
may be expected soon. We were informed
yesterday that they already had large lot Of
goods made up to be laid in May next.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
Bucklin's Arnica Salye.

The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises,
sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter,
chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all SKIN
eruDtions, and positively cures piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect sat
isfaction, or money refunded. Price - cents
per box. For sale by Lutz " Briggs.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The firm Of Hapeman & Graham has secured
the contract for papering the residence of
John Gilman, North Ottawa. When compet-
ed the work will be one of the most artistic
and beautiful of the designers and paper
hangers genius ever seen in this section.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The annular eclipse last Monday noon was
only one horse phenomenon in this locality.
At Bozeman, NJ. T., and at Eureka, Cal,
about three. fourths Of the sun was obscured
Here only a slight margin on the outer disc
Of the solar orb indicated that anything UNI
usual was going on in the heavens.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The large bankrupt sale Of clothing is still
going on in the Opera House block. The re-
markably low price at which these goods are
sold is surprise to everybody. And it is yet
more wonderful, the generality of these goods
being far superior to any ever sold in this city.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The way some Streator hopefuls can discern
the mysteries of "high, low, jack and the
game" and of "pairs, flushes, and fulls, "
along with the ease with which they order
it up and play it Alone" would bring the
blush of shame to the face of progressive
euchre PLAYER.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Judge Eldredge's bill in the coal suit of the
city of La Sale, amounting to nearly $3.50,
has been ordered paid by the city council of
that Mace
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

In view of recent burglaTious raids in that
city, a CORRESPONDENT of the Rockford Gazette
suggests that the city purchase pair of blood
hounds for the purpose of tracking midnight
maraudprS
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Two boys were arrested in Princeton last
week and fined three dollars each for jumping
on the cars, and the authorities Of that city
are determined to put an end to the practice.
II the authorities in Ottawa would enforce
such law it would cifectually prevent the
youths who hang around the depots from
" bouncing" trains in motion.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

1t is said that w. J. Hynes, editor Of the
Streator Times, will soon begin the publica-
ton of a daily. The gentleman certainly has
the necessary ability and spirit of enterprise
to make it a success. Billy, you have the
FREE TRADERS best wishes in your project.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

An old lady named Mrs. Carey, of the north
side, died last Wednesday night. The funeral
took place from the Catholic church yester-
day. She was about 65 years of age.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The Supreme Court adjourned at 0 o'clock
yesterday morning until the same hour mex,
Monday. The court was two days in session
this week This court will probably finish its
duties and adjourn on the above day.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
They like it
III and see it.

An elegant, stylish line of spring goods just
received at the popular Fashion Emporium Of
Mrs. Heinrich, on Court street. Ottawa Ia
dies and parties-in this vicinity are requested
to visit the Emporium and examine the goods
before purchasing elsewhere. They will find
it the neatest, cheapest, and most fashionable
little millinery store in the city,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
Bring the Babies.

On Wednesday, March 25th, l will make one
dozen Cabinat Photos of babies for $2.5o-my
best work. Don't forget the day and date.
For that day only. w. 3. WHEELER.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Forbes q Flick have been at work for some
time past In the endeavor to raise money to
settle with their creditors, and negotiations
for compromise are pending.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

DR.. j. O. Harris has namesake in Atlanta,
Ga. Al. o. Harris Of the latter city In some
way got hold of letter belonging to our Ot
tawa Harris but sent it on its proper way al
| ter deyouring its contents.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
OIL AND GASOLINE STOVES,

OIL AND GASOLINE STOVES,
Osgood Ice Chests, "Finestinameric," table
cutlery, observation-disclosures Plated ware do.
ordittothesame. viii open today the finest
lineofbirdcagcs ever seen in Ottawa.
Ifyoudon'tyettumble he would
like to have you interview him If you have
any idea Of putting in furnace within the
next year andbynomeanstoforge that he will
take orders at any time for Lawn Mowers
Rubber Hose, ETC., etc. And while on this
40 hard " subject, he wishes you to remember
that on Observation-Disclosures there is no other
stove or range equal to the RIVERSIDE"
See Him,
f. A. KENDALL.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
FAT HULL'S@@

Immense stock of JamesOwnS Over 100 styles of the GEM
me and ORIGINAL jamestown Satngs received this week
The largest stock of Plaid Dress Goods shown this
Fssus Cloth Armure Sateens and amount of New
Goods all the shades Finest line of Trimmings in
the market. Tinse and Military Braids of all kinds.
White GOods-an endless variety just from
yard the finest Swiss Suits at $40 to SIS per Some
beautiful New Swiss Paids at Is to % cts. per yard
In Upholstery Goods and Curtains of all kinds
stock of Novelties Beautiful Decorated Window Shades
Window Trimmings of all kinds. Screens
Curtains in Escurel designs We
81 80 per yard that can't be beat.
Carpets of all kinds selling fast Come and New
Kiddermnster Patterns, which you will find only
AT HUIL'S.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

All graduates of the High School are re-
quested to meet at the building this Saturday
evening, at 7:30 p. NJ.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Jordan check rover is perfect, the simplest
piece of machinery in that line, and the most
accurate and durable.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The Pearl shirt is the best. First, it is the
best made, second, it is the best fitting. See
them at SCOTT BROS. u Co. g.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

For SALE.-Short Horn Bulls, eggs for
Matching; Wyandotts and Plymouth Rocks,
also some fine cocks W. J. Nicely.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

For chapped hands, face, lips, and all rough
ness of the skin, use Kaloderma. % cents.
Sold by E. Y. Griggs.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

All the latest, nobby styles of hats for
young men, old men, and boys, in grades
from SOC up, at FRENCH's.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Ten Poll-Angus Bulls for sale. Enquire OF
I. & J. Degan, Ottawa, ILL.,, or Elias Trumbo
Rutland
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Good serviceable goods. No shoddy, Mo
ney's worth every time. Do not be fooled.
FIsKE Il BEEN,
One Price Clothiers.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Richard Fullerton was taken to the Kanka-
kee insane asylum last Wednesday, by Sheriff
Milligan.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Oin in with those VINO Woulu ecohohiIe
n when pure Teas, Coffees, Spices you
" want to buy;
w j. ". NcMulien-you'll find his
w prices are not high,
HKy stock is large, varied, selected-you'll
find keep always on hand
AIMED goods, shelf goods, and the finest
r. Groceries that cash prices can COM
~ mand;
HRost needful useful Crockery and Glass
ware, Canned Tomatoes-3lb ID. can for
49, 1Oc sell;
TT should use my Q ID can of Corn for lOc,
and for 15c 8 lb. cans Of Yellow Peach
es, and California Plums as we'll
p aides, you can telephone, send or leave
your orders, whether they are small or
p ct me assure you, they Il get the best at
tention and will be delivered promptly
- free Of charge.
Tverything buy for cash, only from
- by doing so.
AYow give my customers the benefit, as
~ means Of making business grow.
~ i've my popular "Town Talk" Coffee a
IL trial; OF fine Family Flour keep the
~ celebrated "Silver Cloud" grade.
- emember, in Grocer's Injuries, pure
X. Butter, Eggs, Lard, Dake's Crackers,
~ have the best known to the trade;
~ foreign and domestic Fruits, Confec-
tionery, Dried and Canned Fruits,
Smoking and Chewing Tobacco too,
igars, Selected Spices and General Gro
ceries, keep in stock to sell to you.
verything pertaining to first. class Gro,
III Gerry, in condition, select and neat,
n emember, can be had at j. W. McMul-
X, lens, 81 La Sale Street.
RIGHT SECURED.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Fiske & BEEN have just received an elegant
line of hats from the east. See them.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Sale notes, receipts, drafts, and all kinds of
Justices, conveyancing, road aud school
blanks, at Hapeman IL Graham's.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Regret cards, visiting cards, and stationery
Of all kinds, at Hapeman Il Grahams.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

A new "wrinkle" in rink caps at Fiske Il
Beems.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Blcached table linens 37iS cents yard at
SCOTT Bros. & Co.'S.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

See the new styles of hats at Fiske &
Beem's
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Full line of farming machinery at Manley
Il Jordan's.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
Frankakendall

Wants to whisper in your ear q few veryim-
portantfacts that he has now on sale a full
line Of those Justly renowned Adams & West.
lake
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

See the low prices on table linens at
SCoTT BROS. g. Co.'s.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Read the Nine Cent Stores advertisement
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

The Nine Cent Store cuts prices on erery.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
New Idea

New Idea
Carpet Sweeper
At Hull's.
They like 1t
and buy It,.
Call and see it,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21
Facts Worth Knowing.

roin in with those who would economic
. when pure Teas, Coffees, Spices you
" want to buy;
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Go 20 French's for those Argosy suspcndcrs
See the bargains in toweling at
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

you require the choicest, call on
w j. w. NcMullen-you'll find his
w prices are not high,
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

Spring Wraps
Latest Novelties,
At Hulls.
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

See the
The Ottawa free trader. [volume] (Ottawa, Ill.) 1843-1916, 1885-03-21

RIGHT SECURED.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13
1878 Plow, Steel Trimmed.

Above prices are for full rugged Plows, in.
Guiding Jointer and Wheel, extra points and
wrench.
SIDE HILL PL0W.--No. G, Two.IIorst
Swivel, SIS. Above price Is for full rugged
Pillow, including Jointer and Wheel, extra
points and wrench.
SYRACUSESULKY PLOWS.-Price, full
trimmed, Including extra point, jointer point,
screw wrench and whifiletrees complete, $50
RIGHT AND LEFT HAND.
Improved Pattern Minor 4 Horton
plows.
No. 10, So 75; 1871, So; 10, So so; i04,
81 so; 20, So; 81, Sc; 20, Z; ID, Sc; Is,
Sc. Minor 4 Horton, Old STYLE: No. 10,
So so; lsl, SO 70; 10, So; I94, 81; 20, 81 30;
81, So; %, So so; IA, 81 30; IL, s.. Extras
to & all the above sizes, OF genuine make
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13
ANDREW SMALL ACADEMY.

VINHR ANDREW SMALL ACADEMY, sit
Il uated at DARNEST0WN, Montgomery
county, Nd, under the management Of Rev.
d. l.. RATHBUN, Principal, and Board OF
Trustees, will begin It's annual session on Sep
tember lst 1885.
GA- Attention OF those seeking a school
for sons, daughters and wards 10 invited to
this well-knOwn institution.
Ds- For particulars, address tho
Jolly l7.Gm PRINCIPAL.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13
Frank Siddall's Soap.

I UST call and get cake Of this Soap. II
81 is the greatest invention Of the age,
really believe. Try il and test IL. The SANE
SOAR is used for all purposes, toilet, clothes,
for the flesh aud every thing, and DOES NOT
IgJURg ANYTHING. DO not believe this Soap
Is sold by any one in this county but by
iune 10 d. n. B0UIC.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13
Syracuse Steel Beam Chilled Plow.

Has no equal for lightness of draft, scour-
ing in any soil. holding TO the ground in stony
land, and the facility Of adjustment under all
circumstances, The Syracuse Chilled Pillow
has ever been held In readiness 10 meet that OF
any other make in competitive trials. The Sy-
racuse Chilled Plow has repeatedly demon
ticulars as No Plos
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13

lilo found it in the hash and politely
handed il over to the waiter girl, and
now tho clearinghouse wags call him
the hair restorer.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13

"Pa, why does a man break prom
isc SO readily 2" Because, my son, it
Is so easy 10 mako another one"
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13

Tho young man who desires to get
up with the sun should not stay up too
late with the daughter.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1885-11-13

A pony Of brandy at night often be-
comes nightmare before morning.