The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1885-11-18
LAST MEETING OF THE STUFFED CLUB.

/ Obese John hit the piece of boiler
iron three times with the sledge ham
| mer, when, becoming breathleas, he de-
ri7tvti. Tn~ HrmU-r5 TumDIeu IN ana
took their places. The roll was called
whereupon the President thus addressed
his constituency
Fellow galoots and undisguised gable
end-outs ob DE-, Yalierstone, Sour Doc
and Digtown deestricks after and inter-
bal 10 several months and no top have
At faliin' in 10 gid our way, when | say
our | refer to your belobed presidin'
Officer, greet you. amt hyar to
dwell on your virtues "a citizens OBJ dis
hyar great commonwealth for de simple
reason'dat dis shinin' pate an. silbered
beard imonishes me dat am nearin'
dat place whar foolishness don't count
an deceit AM not in udder words Ise
lookin' out for my debit account up
above mighty clos ,-whar | specks dis
club will neber convene for want OBJ
| quorum. Yes, brederin, Ise gwine to z,
mighty slow, kase up dar dey hab got
ok-keepin' down mighty fine and dey
had exquirts up dar who wouldn't let DO
ole man dgoge nary item. don't cast
no reflections on de assembled iedges,
ginerals, kurnels or de major. Since my
last report / hab de pleasure OBJ an
nouncin' dat Vanderbilt, Gould, de Nor
dern Pacific an udder wealthy men am
flourishin'. Dis shows up well for dem
But, eemmin, OATS great bisnes, so |
will not encroach IN Williams domain.
OWN to a .sebere cole, caught while
strain my lungs pickin' de banjo for de
amusement oh de immediate neighbour
hood an de rest Of a fond gran'chil',
must ak you to listen to de furder read |
in OBJ de report by de secretary, as he am |
moro discompetent for to read it den |
myself, possibly from de TACK dat he |
already done writ it oil by hissself"
The report was received with vociler-
GUS applause, whereupon the president
advanced to the front and smilingly |
bowed his acknowledgements while the |
gentle secretary alternately nibbled pea.
nuts and the feathered end Of his pen.
at am usual, 7 remarked the president,
''at these stage OBJ de proceedings to
block you out seberal small chunks OBJ /
golden wisdom. 1t I'm better for you to
take these homs with you an ponder
ober dem dan to tote to your disrespect-
i've villas brick in your irrespective
hate an go heshachy an half sassy a
week afterwards, thuslY a shinglin' with
neglect your whitewsshiRg and boot
studies. Kase You am a publican and
your neighbor SIN democrat ia no real
sign dat you am OBJ de two de hones'est
individual. You mite rite nice ham
and teach filosafy and mahogany and
prodigy and hold seberal offices, but dat
don't make you a exquirt in de CONNER
cial world by dunn sight Oar am lois
more oh good counsel Use got hill away
to chuck at you, but it am no policy for
to chuck dem until | hears how New
York goes. We will now proceed to
listen 10 Brudder Marc Antony Bruce.
who am de chairman OBJ de Gran Com
mittee."
Mr.. B., after struggle with his throat
aud worry in bringing out six inches of
his ceialoid cuffs, to point below she
nails Of his little fingers, said the follow
ing:
TO dc Stuffed club in assembly assem-
bled, we. your Gran Committee, res
peckfilly submit to dis assembled Wis
dom de- following report We visited !