The Dawson journal. (Dawson, Ga.) 1878-18??, 1885-03-12
FEMALE TOOTH PULLERS.
How a Girls Sleeve Around O Mans
Neck viii Knock Spots Out of
Laughing Gas.

The country seems to be slowly
but surely drifting into woman
hood. If things continue to go
as they have been going for the
past two years, future GRAMMAR
ans will have license for swear
ing that the world belongs to the
feminine gender. Everybody is
getting to be female, government
Offices, stenographic positions, at
torneys, physicians, BARRIERS, and
woman, the glorious creation and
embodiment Of all that costs mon-
ey, has at last stepped boldly into
the dentists Office and offered to
trade off $4,000 worth of pain
Tor ffty cents spot cash.
Ii more women adopt the prac-
tice of dentistry, there will be less
howl floating about the "home of
the brave and land of the free"
thar there is just at present. 1t
is very strong-willed man in
deed, who refrains from letting
off a confederation of wall from
the time he strikes the bottom
stair of a tooth-pulling factory,
until the dentist stands over his
senseless remains, Furnishing his
jaw and fragment of the tooth
in the air, demanding dollar and
half for his kindness for not
pulling the whole front of his
head of. People who live next
door to a dentist, and are obliged
to go down to the boil
er factory when they want to en-
Joy some sleep, can testify to this.
Woman will put up more BRAY
cry into the frame of a man than
any other negotiable article in the
country, excepting, perhaps, poor
whisky. Man in the presence of
man is weak, but beneath the
soulful and belladonnafuI eyes of
a woman he's stronger than a
ninety-foot derrick. We speak
from experience. From this ar
gument then, it will be readily
seen that, where a man should
howl loud enough to hail a ship
in the Adriatic sea, when he was
having a tooth pulled by man in
Kalamazoo, puta woman with a
force attachment on to the same
tooth and a fellow wonld hire a
deaf-and-dumb man to do the
talking for him, while he lay qui-
city and gazed up the sleeve Of
the fair murderess, who was try
ing to pull his boots off over his
head.
The only objections to female
dentists are, that they are liable
to render the male portion of the
population of the United States
tootLless, eventually, and that the
laughing gas, ether and chloro-
form traffic will suffer.
When a fellow goes to q female
dentist, who carries fair amount
CT sweet lips, pearly tooth, azure
eye, peachy cheek and sylph-like
form, it is hardly safe for friend
to suggest to him that it would be
good idea to hide behind an an
aesthetic, nine times out of ten he
won't know what the word means
and will accuse you OF calling
names, or else he will become sus-
picious that you have an idea that
he isn't brave, and couldn't set
and have his lungs and several
equipments extracted by a woman
without making some large dis
turbance. Let the woman place
her left arm around a fellows
head and a peculiar sensation is
Immediately bivouaced along his
spine; she bends low down, her
eyelashes tickle the cheeks of her
patient; the forceps steal into his
yawning abyss, and in the excite
ment of the moment, he don't know
whether she kissed him or pulled
his tooth There isn't fellow in
Christendom who has got COM
mon sense that will say that there
is anything about laughing gas
that will knock the feeling so tee
totally out of a fellows makeup
as a girls sleeve around his neck
and her breath playing over his
face. Woman may usurp man,
but she is doing much to supplaut
misery with pleasure. st. Paul
Herald.