New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-01

II IA no, often that a1strate is better qualified to
40 into merits OF that Justice Massey, or
Brooklyn, when he had to decide between two FEMININE
music teachers. OF whom had thrown chair at the
other The justice admitted that he had "bcen there
himself" and know exactly how expressive the opera
ton OF chair-throwing was.
An eminent English medical authority makes the
statement that cancer Is disease confined TO tho rich
The poor have always something TO DC tnahsau ior
they cannot To the beaches or iohf'ais IN ING s"e
teriug Of the escape to warm climate
their fin ;ers at govt ana cancer anI say: I'VE amt
afraid OF you. at any rate ."-lBOston Courier
The art OF fencing has taken n great boom In this
country There time when with the exception Oh
"A few Frenchncn, there interest IN ths ART Al
the Turner's fencigg tournament in Newark. there
were forsix Tor the foil prizes alone. Strange
to say the prizes by Germans In fact
Germans practise with fos than other people In
this country and pastme becoming one OF their
most Iopuiar amusements.
AN OLD FRIEND IN A NUDE DRESS.
The small boy stood upon the bank
Aud lat. hed aloud with glee,
And there among the grasses rank
He peeled To nudity.
Ue gazed upon the waters cool.
And said. with pehsivr air,
awe often kept away from school
When should have been there.
"Now from that habit must break;
I'm done with II, vow."
And plunging In. he said, " I'll take
= Boston Courier.
Most OF the horses OF the Broadway stage line now
emnloyei on the ne strcet.car railway. They seem
10th to abandon their old mcthos and when truck or
an OF kind appears before theih on the
track they try pull che car out to one slie as they
did the AGES pass by ana In order to prevent them
from do,ng the drivers have their hands pretty fu
The libel suit osthe Rev Father Jarlne. oan Episcopal
Church nj city, against local paper mas re-
suited In the publication of the fact that whom aboy
the cleI gyman served term IN the penitentary lie
uaunlly acknowledged the fact to his congregation
sunday and said that he told the whole story TO bsop
cldcd that his cxpaton for his boyish sin had becn
thorough enough to make him ht minister OF Christ
the charges OF immortality his later life made by the
Kansas cy paP"r. .n w prs,s n i5o pennn,ca
Quoth Mrs. Brown unto her lord.
1.-THE canning season now is here"
Said Brown, who expense could III afford,
lis it indeed. so soon. my dear
Sand how much fruit" he then proceeded
DO You intend to can this year !"
His wife replied (hs frown unhceded),
"Why all can, OF course, my dear
-[AMEER TRIFLER
Hall party" numbering thirtyonc, and the Jones
LAYING for each other" The underakers and coroner
of the cOunty propose holding lolcatlon meeting, ana
passing complimentary rssoiutons-Nor heraiu
Il natural tor hop growers 10 Watc1 ana pray Tor
. bullish" reports and inflated quotations. and the
brewer who Is short OF stock to bear reports and
low prices as Il Ia for q duck to swim The brewers
then must DO In their ecstlcs for hos have not been
so low "A they are for six years But the drinkers
OF malt luors will DO tae gamer, for brewers VIII have
no occasion to use geutian root, columbia root,
camomle flowers, quassla wood. nux vomica, aloes.
coco aus indcus, licorice paste aud other articles,
which 1t has been alleged have been employed by
brewers for years past
THE FIRE Ky on SPARK.
Whom the glowing srin has gone to rost
Aud the moon is brightly shining,
The iirs-fy feels within his breast
A great aud nameleSs pinlng.
lie gazcs on the distant star,
Ifs bright rays scintillatlng,
And he lights his phosphorus cigar
And he goes a-rlnkuratinS.
He often stops his circlng flight
Wbereer u maid lies basking;
For her cigarette she takes his Light
without much as asking.
Then arm In arm about they whirl
All I'm the moonlight mellow,
Until he finds another girl
And she another follow.
columbus (Ohio) Dispatch
The salmon packers tho Pacific coast are very
over the demand their goods and tho
low prices obtained for them 1t said that tho selling
price 1, much below the cost OF production.
An intelligent Texan who applied for a post Office
given number or questions to answer
about his fitness. TO the question: How many heads
has this Government ~ he anewered In the bourbon
sml LEFTY OF his hearts sold Dave Cuiberson, our Con-
gresmaa whom he the stump last fall said there