The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-09-04

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200 feet. 100 feet of water now
stands iu the well which has proved
itself to be inexhaustible.
Mrs. D. G. Grippen has kindly re-
membered the editor of the GRAPHIC
with a beautiful bouquet Of cut flowers
grown from seeds sent from the world
renowned nurseries of the Storrs, Har-
rison Co., Painsville, Ohio.
G. w. Sanborn has resigned the
position of superintendent of this d.
vision of the c., NJ. & St. Paul road.
f. w. Underwood, formerly of the
Southern Minnesota division has been
appointed to fill the vacancy.
Under postal laws and regulations
neither the husband or wife can con-
troll the mail of the other. When so
instructed, a postmaster must refuse
To deliver to the husband letters di-
rected to the wife, and uiice yersa.
emusic hath charms to sooth the
savage breast" This does not apply,
however, to the music the young kid
raises in the night, whose heels whack
the back of his head as he throws up
chunks of watermelon as big as your
fist.
A. Wisconsin editor says: "Out of
l47 delinquent subscribers who came
to town last Saturday three came and
paid what they owed us. If the ratio
is preserved to-day we may be able
to secure enough liver for our Sunday
dinner.
Trousers with two legs are q pair;
a shirt with two arms is only n
shirt. Philosophers had better give
up trying to find out whether the
moon is inhabited with spooks and
clear up some of the dark mysteries
of this life.
Under late rulings any person can
nov initiate a contest whether he has
rights left or not. The power of Of
fcers to order hearings in certain
classes of contests is extended "to all
cases where an entry has not been
perfected and no certificate has been
issued as a basis for a patent"
r. r. High is the possessor Of a
white bull dog with an abbreviated
narrative, and while the dog is gener-
ally of a docile disposition yet COM
are general that the said purp
destroys the eyes of dogs in Kimball.
High had better leave his dog at
home or there will be trouble.
The Western Druggist says that
there Is a largely increased demand
for the gum of the eucalyptus tree
on account Of it's effects in removing
scales in boilers. By the constant
working of the jaws of the Kimball
dudines, n would opine that their
boilers must be kept in good condition.
"What does your husband call you
said a bride to a Kimball lady
friend who had been married several
years; "does he call you ducky or
My darling calls me ducky."
"Does he? mine used to call me pop
sey-wopsey, but he doesn't any more"
"What does he call you, then?" "He
calls me, Say there!'"
1t was during the Institute session.
He a a school teacher. So was
she. This is just how it was. He
was sitting in the front room with
her, when a rooster crowed in the
yard, and leaning over, he said
"Chanticleer." 81 wish you would
she replied, II want to study and I'm
to-" He cleared.
Relating ghost stories and other
frightful tales to children has fire.
ouently exercised an injurious infu-
ence for life. AT the same time re-
member that they love stories, and
delight to have them told and told
Always give them a moral
turn of character. Set before your
children examples Of cleanliness, or
der, punctuality, delicacy, p~oliteness
and prop care of manner.
If anyone says that fruit cannot be
raised in Dakota they had better re-
tract the assertion. Gus Lindeman,
who lives about four miles south of
Canton has raised such an immense
crop Of apples this season that he is
compelled to prop up the heavily
laden limbs for fear they will break
off. This is a fact. There are several
farmers in Lincoln county who intend
to fare on baked apples all winter
that were raised on their own soil and
planted by their own hands, Canton