The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-08-27
-. Lime Kiln Club.
n...oit Free Press.

marriott Free Press
'.rrnon de odder Sunday" said
81 a,sdnsr. as he rose up and nodded
y Ts SEin to turn down the lamps
~ .. S1 on OLA sermon by a
= Una. Una, dat can't make tit me
~ Z. lowed dat de world had grown
4 T. rste of 10 per cent. per var fur
Cara an incidentally announced
I sc,sase Of Bibles was 100000 per
= a. increase Of preachers about II
He was panied to diskiver a
: Itbargy in de cause Of religun, but
- dat 8 S4l churches war built last
r. u.rss ma Ie sad to learn dat crime
ain :, all ober dc world, but fig
~ tvepty-two evangelists had been
=. 4 work seekin' to turn people from
M DER ways.
! nt jbt make it out. II de world am
= wicked in de face of all dat Chris
Ram dom dar's sunthin' wrong. If
~ churches AMI 2, 1000 new preachers
,ISut feeling of lethargy on de sub
Cbrtishity, we'd better build mo-
Wd fewer churches. If Moody and
= an ucrea in crime instead of re-
b record, dey ha better be called in.
! fck am, my friends, dar was no call
asarmOn, and no pertickler cause to
b world. True Christianity am held
ana reverence as a hundred Vars ago,
Crstan hypocrisy am easier to sea
3 We am plica1 heah as free moral
IA L one man feels dat he can't be
SEaOut certain amount of singin' an
b an repentance he should be allowed
~ HaaOder man holds dat he kin
Fs front seat at de circus Widout a
teil' charged up to him by de re-
IL angel, yOl has no right TO pitch into
L reIigun am not a matter of con-
be- what am it!
lnnt you to go to de circus, but doan'
H4he your naybur.
IHltyOu to go to de theatre, but doan'
EzsI dat should go to pay an honest
iHutyOu to sing an dance, but doan'
thursday evenin' prayer-meetin' to
iHHtYOu to keep your eyes open in a
1de but dOan' let de contribushun
EA FiiOut your dime.
iHni you to Sympathize wild de heather
ma but keep a little money by you
heathn in your own nayburhood.
taE purceed to attack de bizness of
zgsa'.'
UNFINISHED BUSINESS.
CIV Ee9ks since Judge Marrowfat
pans Of Virginia, sat down in the
,RsrIte out an application for admis-
ne Lime Kiln club. A storm arose
Z VS. killed, and his widow demanded
y aaaages Of the club. She commended
!. e mad not been engaged in writing
TPSeanon be would have been down
lung rats, and that the club was in
~ guilty Of his death. The matter
-Aato the finance committee and the
-l hOW announced that the claim
NV Ue allowed. He had received a
=. 'ae matter could be settled for a
4, W. a three-dOllar hat and a circus
~ le should refuse to establish a
LOST AGAIN,
, S.l submitted his quarterly re-
@'sLng the number of almanacs
49,. .uArge to be over 10, 900. and to
sa,, year since 1856. There was
=, = n evening that the patrons of the
En- y = lO' discuss the subject of anat-
49,, would again recommend the
ksS,,' a Jul -slzed skeleton. He would
- u ~ murderer, but wouldn't be
lAlS. I -ue bones of the lawyer who de-
! No. murderer, and almost made the
|sitI ,Sa Inn very much abused angel.
noWker seconded the motion.
IA ns5 ieA' curiosity to see where the
b It's nest and Matched its
p p. was also in favor of the
.aSsur01r,Ssa wanted to locate the spot
loos an loer collie got in its work.
I d Brot 81 several others favored the
aid 'r Gardner struck the tri-
salps1tar gut 20 well wild blacksmith
~ lsD TAN . work, but 1 doan' see how
3 kii ~ "glEawaShin'l De matter
sSG' Ods "a, ae table, an we viii sing
percOlate homewards u