Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-04-18
PRO Rome PubIiro.

Attention is called to the new Business Card
Of Messrs. West, Dow \ Co., who have sue.
ceeded the firm Of Messrs. Lycan 4 Co., at
in pianos and organs and, also, keep large
stock Of all kinds OF musical instruments and
supplies, fancy goods, paintings, chromos, en-
cravings, furniture, sewing machines, etc, and
also make picture frames and cornices TO order,
at ,Y,y io,p rates.
We have just been thinking how language
came into this world. |, was during Adam
and Ewes first quarrel, when one word brough,
on another. It, however, seems Incompetent.
sible how the words "Stalagmtes" and
"Stalac,ites" originated-ye, we know they are
used to designate peculiar specimens of
minerals kept for sale by Mr.. A. L. Smith,
No. s., Fort street, where, Also can be found
a very fine collection of Photographic views OF
various objects Of interest in these islands,
which i, will repay any visitor to inspect.
Grocer, who has lately joined the militia
prac,icing in his shop Right, left, right,
left. -Four PAGES to the rear march falls
down trap.door into the cellar. Grocer's wife,
anxiously ooh, Jim, are YOU hurt p Grocer,
savagey. but with dignity "Go away,
woman what do you know about WARP" This
grocer was not one of the firm Of II. f. Nc
Intire & Bro, corner Fort and King streets,
as they have their time fully occupied in attend.
ing to their legitimate business without
engaging in military operations. II you are
keeping house it will pay you TO purchase a
| supply of their fine groceries and provisions
especially one of those Wes,phaa hams i'm
ported direct from Germany by steamer and
rail, not forgetting an assortment of their fresh
coffees, as well as teas and the thousand and
one other articles in their line.
The mayor of a village refuses his authorize :
ton to an itinerant quack who wishes to sell
his wonderful elixir Of life, warranted to cure
corns, toothache, consumption, liver complaint
rheumatism, and boils, and equally available
as cement for broken crockery, an insect ex.
teIminator, and a leather preservative. His
worship is afraid that the vaunted panacea may
contain nosious drugs. ooh, there is no danger
Of that, your 'excellency," says the quack, as
suringly nothing in it but cold water" 81
beg your pardon, then" says the mayor, sing
ing the authorization 81 was afraid there
was some fraud about it. One thing is
certain, there is no fraud in dealing with the
i Iv,;a q l., .,b
streets, as their stock Of hay, grain and feed
Of all kinds, is Of the best quality and sold al
ionesf market rates. They also are now i'm.
porting alfalfa hay which meets with such favor
in the states.
If there Is one thing more than another tina,
will wilt the stiles, stand.up collar, cause the
face to burn and assume a color rivaling in
brlliancy that Of the head of a proud turkey
gobbler, create weakness Of the knee joints
and desire that the pavement may open and
swallow him up, i: is when a young fellow who
is spreading himself on the sunny side of :
fashionable thoroughfare, discovers that The
price Of his ready made coat is still fast to The
the future Of his existence sinks into insignf
canoe.
To avoid such a catastrophe go to Mr.. l.. b.
Kerr, merchant tailor at No. ~ Merchan
street, and have your clothing made to order
} Mr.. Kerr always has in stock large assert
; ment Of desirable goods purchased direct from
the manufacturers for cash, which he offers t.
make up at twenty-five per cent. less than an,
J other house in town.
She was an Albany lady who informed
visitor who came to see her new house tina
she was having hicks made in the walls il
| which to place statues, and in one Of them
burst Of her husband"
. 1t is eviden, tina, this lady did no, patroniu
the art store of Messrs. King Bros, at No
I'm King street, which will well repa
any visitor to enter and inspect their elegan
line Of pictures, chromos, engravines, photo
graphs, etc. This firm make specialt
Of making to order at short notice, picture frame
ingreat variety ofsyles, and allstyles fcornces
! having fine assortment Of mouldings Away
. in stock and giving their personal attention t
|, making them in an artistic manner. Pole cor
nices in ebony and polished black walnut witt
fixtures all complete-also patent curtai
fasteners, wall pockets, paper and letter racks
ha. and clothes racks, picture cord, gold an
} silver w;'e, picture knobs, hooks, etc., etc
} Also large variety OF cabinet celebrities
microscopic views, microscopes, graphoscopes
etc.