The Washington critic., 1885-08-01
A HAPPY FAMILY.

down On the SOFA III the back pallor and
rest. People lever learn by expert
ence, and he was no exception to the
common rule. lie lay down, and
crossed his feet with parade hardly
justitlablc under the circumstances. His
wife came in and saw him.
"Why, Lot Skinncr!' she exclaimed.
"If ever heard Of the like! Lying
down on that new sofa with your boots
on, and Oh, my goodness! your head on
that lace tidy that | had done up last
week. You are the most inconsiderate
man ever saw in my lite.'
Mr.. Skinner got up, and his wife
smoo,hed ont the tidy and rearranged it.
"Thc idea Of ANYBODY putting Il head
on that tidy" said Mrs. skinner, who
had no intention Of using slang. 81
did suppose you had more sense"
II used to have" said Mr.. Skinner,
good naturedly. "Ya-a-h. could
take nap II | could find place to
drop down. Gaah-"
"Y0u had better read your Bible, y
said Mrs. Skinner. She was good un-
comiortabie woman so cream ana neat
wretched with her domestic drill.
Something called Mrs. Skinner of
then, and when she came back Mr..
skinner was gone. She took book
and sat down, when II thought struck
her aud she bounded from her chair as
If she had been Il cannon bail.
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