New-York tribune., 1885-08-17
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TIE TALK or THE DAP.


Tho Academia OF Latin and Greek OF ChantaaQua b.
been very successful this year, number Of
college professors being enrolled among Its ma
bers. 1t Is under the charge OF Profess..
Edgar S. shnmway, OF Rutgers Colle>,
who is assisted by Professor Louis Bever Phi D. ALA
Rutgers College. These gentlemen so permease aI ~
members Of tho school with their enthusissn ~
It is forgotten for time that Latin aud Greek are a.
languagcs In fact tlsy determined to treat ts
venerable tongues as though they living augusrs
The Academia is OF the most interesting Institute
OF many ysided Cbautanqua aud its existence is pro
that scholars not yet ready to throw aside the su
OF the classics
The Prohibitonists should smoke ont that eniseuI
English ply yscian" recently testified under ~
that he had known man who took their sixty tumhIsr
punch per day and seemed whit the worse for Tie s
diligence Waterbury American Fl
Foreman--Late again, John!
John-Yes, sir. You ran into ono Of the h nj
pillars bockadng the way at this END of the Bridge al
blinded an eyo Then had to stop to hire a bcattI
cross the food running down from the Bridge roadw,
and then there many people huddcd toee, -
there
Foreman-Can't help it. Fine you. Bring an act |.
against the city to recover damages. II
This is the time Of the year when the funny man "a
back from his vacation and looks through the files n
find some new combinations OF the good old jokes AZ
mourns because he finds thsm not. I'll
n
city yesterday N prairie schooner drawn by psr K
ancient mules The mules were lean and lank. ton6
the most intclfigentookng members Of the party VI
longer wonder that the mule holds foremost "a 4
in Missouri socicty.-l Peoria Transcript.
"Keley as an Issue" is the title OF au article in
Western Democratic paper The trouble is he has bee
an issue long that he Is back number. Tah
why he is returned
"a new Holy Family By Corregglo has been disoss
m4s
ten had nothing else 70 do he set ~ work and paias
nothing else do about hours OF the w
tyfour. That he should have concealed the pctan \
that could not be found for cvnplo OF hundred ysn
after his DEATH shows that be had "a very poor suiaI,
OF its artistic rnerits.-tNorristown Herald
Vienna physician has made fortune by selling
soul pills credulous people who believe that ts
nostrulD will in way other improve the qaaiy
Of their immortal souls One thing least, s.t
In of these people; they know that their sus are
not what they ought TO be, which Is more than can b
said OF myrads in this vale of tears.
When find nothing else TO say OF person
the the %ord.. THIS somewhat despsea duality se%s
have given the late Lord HougOn his social standing
and even mate him peer Tie went through tie wor2
scattering abroad pleasant sayings about eseryboy-
Waterbury American.
The editor Of paper In the far West has decided sa
to exchange with any paper whea the word ree
gate" and other words OF that character lie sayS
Tnis dura fOolishucss has got to stop. When bag
use rs leader, he discovers that it is chs1
full Of these nifalutin words. And
knows II he prints 1t his subscribers will aud srcs
aud maybe of them will go cunning for the eiss
So az the last moment he has TO write up thrilling y
cal or shove IN patent medicine al that has bes
dead six months. Hereafter shall not exchange VITA
such papers. When We want big words we can ia
plenty OF them In our old spel er and dehner"
We are gratiaed to learn that Lord Duferin has A.
rnu IN hall a. "A y
that chiefs OF all he Rpearana aud Central indiA
American mule his ioriship will no doubt nesI he
assistance of M those chiefs IN his attompt 10 hold IT.
(SOrrlstowu Herald.
These to be troublous times FOR the "mashers
II a cold day when two three ofthem do not get
cowhidmg.
.'Twas midnight ou the seas" or what was about tM
same thing 10 the evening, aud the yacht was DO
calmed about three miles from shore.
"Algernon dear; Must We stay on this dreary vase
OF water all night T.
..ReaiIy. dont know. have tour great blisers on
my hands from rowing and am really awiuy tlrca
took the oars herself and pulled the boat IN shore u
short order She sails with that dude no more-iars
ford Times.
There is craze for growing English wanuts in Santa
Barbara Cal. and orchards OF fruit trees are bc.r
rooted up 10 make place for walnut groves.
paragraph has lately besn published Ia lcatns
newspapers OF the country stating that Denyer Col
orado had been stricken with sudden paralysis; bash
ness stagnant residences aai business houses tenant
less by the hundred. with amounts OF moaoy IN
vested in them worse than sun The Denver Chamber
OF Csmmercs states that the story Ia fabrication
wa, or! r!gmated by Journal at Missouri river ciD
which considers Itself rival of Denvcr the story has
no other fodnsation The census OF 1883 shows the
population OF Denver TO have increased 90 per cea'
since 1880 The Recorders books show the warranty
deeds for July 1885, 10 exceed Ia number ani value
any other July except 1892, when the raro us par
chased much property for their improvements Bu%
ness men show increase OF trade each year. Rea
estate men report less number OF vacant houses thas
is usual In midsummer. The snsting WORKS hays en-
larged their plants fhis year Two hnldscd aud n.v
building permits have been issued The banks show
larger deposits and greater cash In scaera
Denver Is steadily improving.
Society in Texas. "A certain young society gen.
attend a private party the other evening In tlis
wise: A fashiOnably y-dressed lady with whom
he had q slight acquaintance, met him upon we
street aud sweotly cordially invited aim 10 aooms
party to little private entertainment thai was 10 iek
place at her residence on certain nghs Thanking sns
lady kindly for her inyiiati0n, wnne nwaiy "oBdeps
why she had taken sioh sudden aud startling nlutc1a
in him. he was about 90 faise hs hand AZ parng wac.
she laid iace-mtoncd hand upon his COAT sees1 ~
deain hm. and sweety asked hn Would hs II PC us'
then stammercd and thristrg his hand Ia his f'shs'
drew forth 81 %, and informed her that that was t
of his cash assets bat she 4igat have that II
would assist her. She disdainfally turned ss%
saving. No, that will do good. ani waiAci "l.
aud now our young society friend does not KNOW
" whether 10 attend the private party o. stay aNS
although tue evening set for II Is last aiiiVscNhs
San Antonio Light