Spirit of Jefferson. [volume] (Charles Town, Va. [W. Va.]) 1844-1948, 1885-07-07
SPIRIT OF JEFFERSON
oHAnlnsEowN, JEEgEnsos COUSIN, ". ".
TuEspAY MoRNINe. JULY .. 1ss5.
Various items.

Various Items.
To preserve peaches whole keep a
bull dog in the orchard.
a maid is young lady who is sin
gle and who will be won if she mar
ries.
Nine-terths of the disasters at sea
occur during the watch Of the second
mate.
we meet to part no more" said
the bald=headed man to his hair
brush.
Every man has a skeleton in his
closet; borrowed umbrella for in
stance.
There is many . dynamiter who is
afraid to give his mother-in-law a
blowing up.
When you fife, yoost battle nit
yourself, und ofer you got lickt, dhen
you vas great succeed.
The MILLING Store is the place to
buy Cheap Plates, Cups and Saucers,
and Tiaware of all kinds.
There are in England and Wales
IA, ,172 benefces, $500 curates, and
5000, 900 church sittings.
For a family medicine Aver Sugar
Coated Pills are unrivalled. They
root out disease, as if by magic.
There are more than 1000, 600 far
mers in the United States, or nearly
one eighth of the entire population.
It is stated that if burdocks are cut
off close and little kerosene poured
upon the roots, they will decay and
die.
"Rents are high this year," sadly
murmured the tramp as he borrowed
a pin with which to hold his coat-tail
together.
&c He that loves noise must buy a
pig" says Spanish proverb. In
most cases, however, baby will answer
just as we'll.
1t is said that the corn and grass
crops in southwest Virginia promise
to be the largest ever produced in
that section.
Z" What is an epistIe?'' asked a
Sunday school teacher of her class.
g The wife,of an APOSTLE replied the
young hopeful.
Some one has discovered that the
reason why men succeed who mind
their own bushes is because there is
little competition.
New Spring and Summer Goods at
GEo. II. HAGLEY's. Clothing, Shoes,
Hats, Underwear, &c., cheaper than
before. A rare chance for bargains.
Call early.
Hon. Charles Francis Adams is
critically i'll at his residence near
Boston. Hell has, it is said, complete
ly lost control of his mental facul-
ties.
tits stated that Mr.. Walker Blaine
is to be married at an early day to
Miss Elite Farnsworth, daughter of
the Hon.; d. D. Farnsworth, of Bu-
chanan, w. Va.
Will the coming man be hnppy?"
asks writer. 1t depends to a great
extent upon whether his wife has got
tired and gone to sleep or is still
waiting up for him.
In no other medicinal preparation
have the results of themos intelligent
study and scientific inquiry been so
steadily and progressively utilized as
in Ayers SarsaparilIa. It leads the
list as atruly scientific preparation for
all blood diseases.
In roller skating Irritation parIance,
when skater sits down very sudden
ly and very hard in front of his lady
love tits sign that this is his first
season on roller skates.
No injurious effects can follow the
use of Ayers Ague Cure in the treat
ment of malarial diseases. 1t con-
tains, beside specific and unfailing
antidote for miasmatic poison, other
remedial agents which unite to expel
the poisonous humors, purify the
system, and leave it in a healthy and
condition.
One thousand permits to carry pis-
tolls have been issued to New Workers
who never use them, while some 90
900 other New Workers carry and use
weapons without obtaining permits or
being put to any Inconvenience.
In Lapland, where the nights are
from three to six months long, beaux
often kiss their sweethearts "goed-
night about six weeks before day
break. Their stock of caramels, pea
nuts and small talk becomes exhausted
by that time.
Sewell T. Taylor, Esq, Snow Hill,
Md, says in the year 1881 and 1882
he used PoweIl's Prepared Chemicals
for wheat and found it as good as
fertilizer used last year, which cost
more than twice as much. Write for
a descriptive pamphlet of this eco
nomical fertilizer material. Address
the manufacturers, Brown Chemical
Co., Baltimore, Md.