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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-09-10
REAL ESTATE.

NEw-YonK. Wednesday. Sept 0, 1880.
Inc ouy hold at the Exchange and Auction Room u
DAY the executors sale
81 A. IT, Muller 4 Son. 49,
lot SOxlCO1l. and A.story brick dwelling no 10" L'''
lC3d st, n s. $50 II W OF 3d-ave.
THURSDAY. SEPT. 10.
Puhic aucon sale Of lot lGl0xlOO and 3story Oudn;
No 81 Cheuy-St n q, near James-st
IN John r. Boyd. ,eo
Foreclosure sale. William Toyd, Teeroe % lot 80
xlOO5. and story dwelling No 100 est 186 49, I''''
# G. Of 7thave.
pY Picb0r7 7. HotpcH6 N.
Foreclosure sale Gilbert Spcir referee, ~ l 80
xIOOJ. 81 and % East 52dst s. ls0l It W oil 41a'e
RTCORDED REAL ESTATE TRANsFERS-NY CITY.
The following shows the real estate transactions recorded
yesterday.
hidre.st " g 12j II n Of Dclancey.s 25X73 Max 1000
Gross 10 Beninmin Gross s4o'VO"
seth.st W "a. 3ft n g of Madsonayc l27GXlooS' ~
Gregory Ihelan - q J Ihcl n ''
Lot ~ Of AInrs estate 9th Ward) David \ Cuack-
eubo.s % VI frishie.
Aith.stuA b. Nos - ami % West, jOXl0O.5, Il NILS
nd vii % j. Gi christ
gJ4ye II " OF "a stst 10 9ld-st, 2ll .5N2S'3Nl1l
4i Srci 10 L4uln IOl 900
Br,adwav 5 W cor Of 2tl.st II .9vl3l 5xl03.7x25x
2l7Eio Sog 59@Ic H'hf''eh ana "' 10 Mo'o' $40
.layc. Is .Gft Of 141tltst 2~xN2 10 " = Wills
AVE at.6 Eo2>3 aSc Tia IL Osborn ana "ioo $500
2d4[e W T., .el " Of y clo u " ~ 1900
Be hma SG y, + force co. IT. o % oyci 5000
l'ayg coz o6G Ia . T3A II, HuR''"' $4,000
Icyiu- tonayc 40 80, Thomas de Il vera 81 al 10
rcari II : s. ~ q 70 wof Va,ict.st 2HGxl0O; G. r
Tiilnghasl ct 81 90 - ]; SW a.
l0tth-st n e.. $50 70 w Of tt.-INc 2HXlu0IIi Ihlp
IIausrmgn and wife t0D kitile------.------ ''uV'
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Glluatons Uinlc)--fcul.cJ.

4 YOUNG LADY wishes pouton ~, com
y mon OF .ccr,ary. Isc'rruoc' ,z,ians,d Adai,s'
M.-, IoU-..l. 1uhuue "i'o Nc"'f'i" Nii5.
MALE AND FEMALE HELP
In PROTECTIVE nj'LqY,ENr AsSociATloN
,.,, II .o'c, III '-'-' ',"' C'liilf fr isur,r
H. il. Iiiotsi l,',,,ar, g. 4. GLLLGGa. Alorner
unn Cr,c 1877 rrc.Gya, nG loo west $tst n y
li''ENn' 3hi... - Iu.tor n,sr Na'oerD,iiayG
Tho Io,Touc,e u ai aIulIDuis for situations are m'''N
fNT'reE-rurnr-. Protestant thoroughly competent 80
"CIIAWiIiMVIG ala wNITEr~- or either. Tor country
TIAtvrHr---i;i. ra' WISHING, ilsner iu'tns sc. so
Go,'g AlbA-~isI WASH Fyc.len' cook. two years
~ " Iht- --Ihooufhy competent y" - d"
'c1iikHHEiNd,Ip AND NUR-E-ycy competent. 80.
70 4IhNuIIiHIiGaud -EAM~rRi---So. %, at 1917
,.. sa"e 4, f,D"&y, c,1 3? 3qo "'n IT,
, q, s' VII fS' At Wes 5-t
Mrs. SEELY'S Employment Agency.
y. SD last 5it',t First-cass Household Hep o' ''
csparuc, An -cr' ants have excellent Z. .'''ne.t
4 Miss l.. CAMPBELL Olr~. Scclyl, IS
n. Wc,t Dot continue al ol address 30 conn 'cll2h
9} ' SIffNf nuIiAi -rgants disappointing
Dies VII Do '''''0'' ''''' '-' 0'D cs wost 22dst
MERICAN and GERMAN EMPLOYMENT
an and Cod coofcd hcp is otn'c above ioIa,i
COOK.-Bya Grst-clas> family cook, makes
< bread soups. game. tca thoroughly sober lcehci
very d. 20 frrcos 600 lnst place good l"uh-
drrss ~ D.. ~ GthaEe- near l'th-'t' HI t!i,.-
NOOK.-By capable Protestant woman II"
~ eSs ant 81 or S2 aa %'' Wa IS n soSSad of
INOOK and WAIrRESS.-By two competent
girls together COOK uud the other ~ wall ING
urv4tr fam uudcf-t nds ttr business tInI3hy n''t
div r,icrrcc Address %. NJ. A. Tribune uptown um''
l2.S Broadway
NuANBERWORK. &c.-By q respectable
yo.u, rvocan pr 10 do cltmbrrwork aud plan SOW
ius can g.ys GOOD references Addirss Nilslt A.,
Tribune tpio"u ui-ca Ids ii''a"'y,-
COOK-By Protestant 5 excellent cook IN
lac, XIV rrfcrcnccs lOl purk-ayc.
NOOK.-By Protestant woman as tirst-clas5
y cook best city references SO ,tlav's ring Tour
tiuts.
NOOK.-By an American Protestant woman
u who thoroughly understands hi business VIII 20 out
10 cook by - to first class ifhcs bcai llethrrs "a
be gwen. c. Box 10 Tribune 2o"h once i-'7 III way
COOK.-By n Protestant woman ne plal. cook
" and assist with washing city or oountiy Can AZ h'r
present employers $50 Bnuk-st
NOOK.-By an American girl ~ competent
u cook IN private family best references NJ. IT, IrlDuho
Uptown Olioo. l.23, broadway. --------
COOK-W AITRESS.-By Two German Prot
~ etantaone cook laundros The other waitress ana
ius Wet i2d'sts. basement
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G-,uanors lUant:0--G cmaIcs.


EOOK-By an American Protestant woman IN
halGic&l%@ Il 0 pt5Ta 1fcc .5 Broadway
COMPANluN and NURSE.-By a middle
,Iri o,' t5,.tt, ~ PM prcierr,d; best ruicr-
eu.c, ad.r s. J.. b.. o.. West 4th.sL
NONPANION. sc. BY an educated American
~ Lady n2 l' H. 20 49, Y ESI5 Up
town Once, l13- broadway.
nRFSSN AKER.-Fir,t-class by the day in
4 i,d lar, al . I h.I fSiec cc 0'- AG
dress ROBES Tribune Uptown Once. l.-.S Broadway
DRESSNAKER.-Bv a good dressmakcr
"''A '' p'''"'' MISS McEEHN. ~ Wcs; j7th.st.
GENERAL HOUSEWORK.-By young
- woman not afraid o. work, good rc'orcnce from last
EEOTSEKETPER-B a mddlc-agcd lady IN
pryat, family, institution or an{ p.,cG@ rus, EGod
EOU>EWORK. &c.-By respectable Young
rir u DO homework CHI mberwors and waiting. l.
CrNNINGHAN, 3ol Last letasf. tmri aoor font
: AUNDRESS.-By a good laundress vocl,
TODD ~ her rooms or woud go out by tie day nrst'
'.'' '''' Sir, Barrs. III East i7thst
I AUNDRESs.-A irst-class laundreSs wishes
oa, oi .9dfHc 8 81 cs 'S SS OF D'r own
~ ! ONG ACHE" EMPLOYMENT BUREAU.
E4-Frsi class Dome -c Help o' all Cooks;
Apply at 7o' TN ave, near 4,thsL
IZl / Ia Ely u Ntillltu Hlii' Nit"NN botil
" French and English 10 take care OF gown children or
do cnamb, rworE Inquire 80 West 5ith"t
NUkSE.-W am experienced Protestant
y Il. youn children, reference Last employer .9
Enst l-d.,t. ~
CEAMSTRESS by competent drcssmakcr
> cu's mn hts IN pr lfe family toId assist with
otncr work II required best reicronces. Address
-. Tribune UPTOWN umct LIS Broadway.
CEAMS rRESS.- Understands dIessmaking,
- all kinds %; family sowing out by day, week or
permanent place. cry country. Address
NJ ID, luUunc Uptown otico -3' broadway
TWO YOUNG GIRLS LATELY LANDED;
! together or separate jO2 sccondavo top ho)r
NNAITRESS.-By a competent young WO-
man ~ private family wages do MONTH -o' East
WAITRESS and CHAMBERMAID.-By a
W Young woman American; hrstcI,s eiiy references
no cards l'o East J3d-'t
WAITRESS or -MAID.-By
" young woman Scotch Prote,lnD WAGES Sl9 month
20' East t2dsL
WAITRESS and CHAMBERMAlD.-By Il
compptcnt private family give good city
reference ue seen oI two d al 4ii" est ''st ring
bell times
VVAITRESS or CHAMBERMAID.-By a
W bright. clean girl city references also fugishi
cOIf8c wiz rllR etc. Nrciuitd VIII go AZ
cnlmUcrmaid with waiting or septIatclyi city or country.
JENNIE b, 80 Gth-aye, near Itihst upstairs
NNASHING.-By Il young woman 20 go out
the dav or take la washing Gt rcasOulbie terms
good references. 42O West 26ts ring MIS- Mc'OnNhes
[STASHING.-By respectable Protestant
W woman family o senlenen's' NJ home, FL. ,o,,.
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GeIp uanie>

AGENTS WANTED.-COm and re-
IA d able g. eel patent novelty 10
IN the 10 spunYu- bui one ol reel
Nai0e and ssy FOR gents Exclusive te.utsrv
given Those eIutintc1 with gents furnishing taHt A.
3cfTci. fOI pa. celtgs address with rofererces
g. H. PHI HEH. PTesdcft
Louisville Ky
WANIED-On salary only six euergcti G.
" men t. Instruct agents IN ire o.
put expefencod an successful need apply state
ifm.I employment. experience and Nhether wiling 10
b2seA ro1ulseL Address N. bJx Ia. Tribune Omoe.
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PodrJ ano ,aoone.
West Side.

west size.
HSTH-ST., los Elegantly furnished
appointments Tor families references.
ATTN ST, 214 WEST near broadway
~ sunni third oor mite al-o laig second no'r eH'ca
S0 WEST 2jTH-ST. near Hoffman House.
80 Desirable rooms, with board; appointments first
EfTH-ST., 25G WEST.-Funished rooms.
WEST 18TH -ST.-Supcrior rooms for
~ gentlemen only, with private family breakfast de-
S7 WEST 37TH-ST.-Furnishod rooms for
- gentlemen.
STTH-ST~ lO7 WEST;-Rooms en- suits or Or
SIN ave elevated stations References
$50 WEST 19TH-ST.-Largc and small
10 TO lei with board
East Side
AT TURKISH BATH, 7 East 46th.st., adj
~ Joining WIND or Hotel Handsomely furnished rooms
with privilege OF bath
A MEXICAN PRIVATE FAMILY will rent
" afgr snorc Handsomely furnished sunny back
room third floor beet OF board IL East deth-si.
4 HALL ROOM, neatly furnishcd.-11O East
~ 27ths, near Loxington-a'e Gentlemen only He'or
ATS EAST 2OTH-ST., near Broadway
n Handsomely furnished rooms for gentlemen Good at
tendance
A LARGE room. newly furnished, CRATE fire
~ Also hniroom. gentlemen only reference $40 East
pa Il. neal leNingiohdVG
MISERABLE rooms with board. 40 Fast
- 2sf.st. GramcIcy Iark north references AchnseI
HANDSOMELY FURNISHED ROOMS with
d4cncs s"' io I a.' 35a a5rS ''"' "'' " " "
DRIVA1E family viii let with board hand
somey furnished srcond+loor. ll- fn'i "9'h.t.
rENO LET.-Largc. elegantly furnished front
man with references 100 Last G5h- between Lexington
and I'd ayes.
- - ',,I II,fp1
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snrauors mlrlco-alaic'.

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FI...Ht. OBJ. $3.50 ,..... '.H.. d" 'rh
lu..r. . b.
t....,t fI.
(N.Al iNh | ana p. N' ''.. ID. ." ''
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pT'-V TEACHERS, tutOrs anu EVNVIN-
-pi. ,,''ci without charrc to employers our cen.
~ e' .i nee. AID s,l,ctcd not for registration
CO u. .aufc they are desirable. - M 100 for rog
'Tf Atli tt7 l-.t.n'u ' r.. T.. AVERY,
i.i.aIoui '' r,an school Bureau. west Thirst Ny.
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Cusirces ijropcrtn tor Sale a,o 70 fet
Clip })ropcrin 10 Eci.

Icrt,d .rtiIed let inst issued mailed 70 apphcin's
. broadway.
II. LEI: ,-, ..,...,,, o., r,o..,,. finn.
rrovcu.ut best Uidc., & at ian,F tl,-'
p,ruits 20 West lti-st
TO IET.-Four-st0ry browu~t0nc English
basement house. 300 good lHc ton a t1Flcrn improve
mcnts moderate rent q, Ic-pous be party immediate p'@
session lli East .nth 30.
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tcdr0 ono Rooms.

West Size.
HANDSOMELY FURNISHED ROOMS,
rf. .o.f I'D If .lllU. .'r g.. ID L..i.t
tD.y. 3D. b. O. a.t.-t..
! AkGI and small Iuoh; Iugiy oT together :;
II rclucnon pIctoI q, breakfast y desired, r.i.r-
tu,cs It' Mttl tul--t
DARTIES with highest references can find
I superior board dcsiribc single and conuoC,tns
VITA private tutI-. az o7 West i@'l.st
DESPONSIBLE PARTIES wishing 10 make
winter lrrtngomtutS find hfst lass beard WI flr-
Hahet Ons with ruvIto baths % No ~ West 3-th st.;
angie rooms ipl gentlemen. references exchanged
CUPERIOR UNFINISHED apartments TO
- let References required. az Wesi aithat.
Un5Til-ANE.. connecting with the BrevoOrt
- House by Iassag wac. - Handsomely furnished
eDtrtmenia 10 rcut. Without board
fWFST 51ST-SI.-An entire floor hand
I'll soncy furnished also large ara hall room with board
sbn WEST 2GIH-ST.-Pcasant rooms, sin
sDI elfnnt snit1 nicely furnished cACelent table ~
a quiet family hotel terms mOdorat"
ATHEIST, oil, WEST.-Nicciy furnished
Il rooms with board house aud location unexccphonnbo
ATHEIST, II WEST.-Nicely furnished
4tD rC0ms en- suite OF singly. with board
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yIsIVING IEAOIIEK ChaTgtS ~
4 on'fl or scsaon week $40 ioI tTo any S '
TIE 81, l' history aud literature, one g. anShAle
g. ,l Drrrnln or LAIN and on 70 music. itfT
Grtnti ''i.r unusual progress guliHtt'o u lltIhui
fhHt "A. ID present and former pupils. AouSs y,
pL.. ~ MnN D. 10 La-lyoLle-LAe, hIo-nl u. ~ =.
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CearAcr5.


~TTTORS. GOVERNESSES and TEACH
- Y't,'ry dcilrt,ucnt oi ART and learning rec
~ ~ charge. No CAIge - teatlGts, uiitn {"
ot.i.cuul l iiit "a ''''7' D. MIRIAM CONRlEkt,
ratttL next Century Buildin4D 81 East l itAst-
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OK-WAITRESS.-By Two Gcfmnn fr0t,
~ e.tana-one cook aundros tho other waitress ana
cLaml eTmald together separate best felerelJes
lus Wost i2d'sts basement
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-04-17
At n Silver Wedding.
fCincinnati Enquirer.l


Not long ago-at least, not 50 long ago
that the occurrence has been forgotten
there was silver wedding in the west end.
Smith was a neighbor OF the estimable
celebrants, but he had not been included in
the invitation lists That made no difference
to him. He was OF neighborly disposition,
and, being moved by spirit Of kindness and
few drinks, he dropped In upon the festive
assemblage
Mine host and hostess were adopts at
entertainments, and they bade Smith vel
come. They gave him seat at the banquet
table, and as the wine flowed freely they
were surprised to Tee their unbidden guest
rise TO his feet and clear his throat
1Ladies and gentlemen" he said. Il cams
here tonight because / like Mr.. Jones j
like Mr.. and Mrs. Jones, because they have
got Iretty daugtersn
"Hear! heart" laughed tho merry-makers.
@Ye,, and like Mr. Jones cause hes got
such a pretty wife"
There was more laughter.
"And rll.like Mrs. Jones q great deal bet
ter when she's widow
Poor old Jones sat there and took this all
In. As for Smith, when he got sober nobody
ever told him Of the spectacle no made Of
himself. and he still lives on in blissful ig-
norance Of his conduct
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The Fox and the Wood chuck.
Detroit Free Press.

lDeIrOH fTst
A Woodchuck who had, at great Labor
and many Back-Aches, managed to exca-
vate a Hole for Himself in Hillside, was
resting and congratulating Himself when
along came Fox, who said:
"Ah-uml Just Fits me! I've been Look
ing for Just such Den for the last three
months"
You don't mean to Steal my Home awayp
queried the Wooichuck
might makes Right in this Blizzard
County, and don't you Forget it! Take
yourself Off or I'll make you sadi"
The Fox took Possession, and the Wood
chuck withdrew, but next morning he passed
that way to find the Fox fast in Trap at
tine mouth OF the Den. Some boys had
Baitei for Woodchuck and caught a Fox.
As they Appeared on the scene Reynard
called out:
II am but a poor Fox. while you are
Learned and Intelligent Human Beings
You have no right to Sacrifice me In this
Mannerp
"Ah Yes but this is Question Of Might
instead of Right" was the Reply, as he was
Knocked on the Head.
Moral-It Ceases to be Funny when Both
Sides begin to play the Same Game.
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SOME INTERESTING PORTRAITS.
How Many of the More Notable People Of
Our Time Look.

Mrs. Stanton is one of those much lauded
but rarely seen personages; a beautiful
woman, whose youth is past, yet seeming to
enjoy youth perpetual, that greatest gift OF
the gods. In point Of scholarship, ability and
force she is almost without a peer. Mrs.
Stanton is in her roth year. Her father was
one Of New York's distinguished lawyers, her
mother being a Livingston and one OF the
most beautiful women of that distinguished
family She was educated at the academy in
her native village of Johnstown, and took
many prizes for Greek and Latin over the
heads of her boy classmates At the age Of
16 she went to a seminary in Troy, N. Y, and
completed her education in two years. At 20
she was married to Henry B. Stanton, a
young lawyer and prominent Abolitionist
After travelling in Europe Mr.. Stanton set
tied down to practice his profession, first in
Boston, then in Seneca Falls, n. Y, and later
In New York city Their family consisted of
five sons and two daughters. Mrs. Stanton
distinguished herself in 1S4S by calling the
first woman's suffrage convention ever hel
in the world, in which she put the demand
for suffrage in the shape Of a resolution, which
she drew up herself and pressed to vote.
Her life may be said to have been devoted to
this reform For over 40 years she has been
an historic character In conventions and be
fore legislative assemblies of both the state
and nation As lyceum lecturer she trav-
eled from the Atlantic to the Pacific for
many consecutive years. Hers has been a
busy and eventful life.
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A Sadly Neglected Congressman.

Washington Cor. CnlcaRo lines
heard a member the other day bitterly
reproaching some Of the lackeys about the
hall Of the house for their neglect Of him.
"They all know haven't been reelected" +"
he explained to me, "and it is all that / can
do to get any service out Of them. The
member who sits next to me has been re-
turned, and IL he makes the slightest signal
half dozen pages will fly toward him with
the utmost alacrity. / frequently beat my
hands together until they are almost bills.
tered without attracting their attention,
and when do succeed they move toward
me as leisurely as you please, and execute
my orders with display Of condescension
that would be amusing IL it were not so an
noying."
aPerhaps you have incurred their dis
pleasure in same way" i suggested, "and
their neglect Of you is not due to your de-
feat"
"No, indeed" was the reply. "Before
went home, last spring, all the clerks, mes
sengers and pages were most assiduous In
their attentions But when ] came back in
December. after getting left at the election,
found that they regarded me as person
of very little importance, and since that
time have been inclined to look upon me in
the light Of an intruder. 1t is SO with all
the members who have failed Of reelection.
They are all making complaints, and guess
they have reason to. | tell you that these
fellows who hang about the capitol picking
mn the crumbs that fall from the congress
sional table have a keen eye for the main
chance, and no use whatever for a states
man whose days of official life are num-
beredn
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Com mon Colds


Notwithstanding the mystery surrounding
the manner of catching tho disorder popu-
larly called a "cold," medical scientists agree
that among the causes are dirt and impure
air. Drs Felix L. Oswald and G. K. Page,
both contributors to The Popular Science
Monthly, are decided in their expression Of
this opinion. The latter declares that years
Of study and observation ha We forced him
to the conclusion that the disease which
manifests the symptoms popularity supposed
to indicate that cold has been caught Is to
all intents and purposes filth disease" that
1t arises largely from indigestion, and forms
the basis of all so called filth diseases.
DIR. Oswald earnestly maintains that in
stead of "cold weather, raw March winds" !"
or "cold draughts--in other words, outdoor
air Of q low temperature" being the cause of
colds or catarrhal affections, it is the warm,
vitiated indoor air that is the cause, while
cold outdoor air Is the best cure He de-
clares that there Ii no doubt that by exercise
Q catarrh can be gradually worked off,"
and that the combination of exercise, abstin-
ence and fresh air will cure the most obsti-
nate cold.
According to DIR. Oswald, natures prevent
i've and curative agents are best, and may
be summed up thus: Pure air, appropri-
ate food, exercise tactive or passive as the
case may require) skin cleanliness, with
proper ventilation Of the surface of the
body Il O., through the use Of non-swelter-
ing garments, supplemented by rational ex-
posure of the entire surface Of the body to
the air by means Of air~baths), sunshine In
the home and Sunshine in the heart with
these, and only these, all durable cases will
60 on to certain recovery. Without them,
no medication win avail
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A POET ON AN EDITOR
rw. J. Henderson, In Puck.l

wv. J. Henderson In Puck.l
Let Us 60 hence, my songs; he win NOT
hsar,
Let us go hence, he corketh up his ear.
Keep silence now, for singing-time Is over,
And over once for all for US, fear;
So let us eat sad, consoling dove, or
Seek rcease Of sorrow In cold beer;
He would not hear.
Let US come of and drop; he viii not
care; ~
He's filled his columns, and has stuff to
spare;
He writes 1t all himself-it's pretty tart.
But then 1t saves him money. 'Tisn't fair
That he for hungry scribes should kill the
mart,
And leave us grubless In the murky air;
But he don't care.
Let US rise up and skip; he will not know.
Let US 60 beanward, rs the great tramps
go,
Full Of Swiss cheese and foam What help
Is herel
There Is no help, for me thore Is no show,
And all the world Is bitter Is tear.
The editor Is fly on songs Of woe:
They are no GO
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How Hotel Thieves Work.


The crack hotel thieves ordinarily travel
in pairs, although they are, to all appear
ances, unknown to each other. The first
night after registering at hotel they sleep
late, and when reused by the chambermaid
request her to call them at noon. When the
maid has completed her labors in the corri-
dor in which her rooms are located, and
while one thief stands on watch his confed-
crate effects an entrance to an unoccupied
room by means Of skeleton key, and closes
the door behind him.
He tnen rapidly bores hole Immediately
over the bolt, and fills up each end with
white putty. If the lock Is q double one, as
Is the case in many frst-class hotels, small
hole is drilled through 1t, so that the nippers
can be used on the inside lock in turning the
key after the victim has retired. A half
dozen rooms can be "fxedn In this way
within an hour. This completes the work
for the morning. The afternoon Is used in
making themselves "solid" with the regular
guests over the bar and in watching the reg
ister for guests assigned to the fixed" rooms
When every ono has gone to bed one thief
resumes his watch and pipes of" the watch
men while his confederate works the rooms
This Is done In short order, and the thieves
are away by daylight The tools used by
the hotel thieves are Of the finest tempered
steel, and consist of "bar-key," used for
opening big locks; a set Of six bits, arranged
for either stem or tumbler locks; q small
drill, file, sectional stem or "widdy,"
several pieces Of wire and pair of nippers.
Some putty or pigment is also included in
the kit, which is easily carried about the
person
The new North-west. [volume] (Deer Lodge, Mont.) 1869-1897, 1885-04-17
A Monster Gun.
TSt James, Gazette |

Preparations are being made at Wool
witch arsenal for the proof trials Of an
enormous gun, which is now In process Of
construction at Elswick, and which viii be
delivered few months hence The gun
will weigh ITO tons, and have q carriage of
ninety tons, and, the total weight of 200
tons being considerably in excess Of pre-
vious undertakings, special arrangements
will have to be made in almost every par.
ticular. The gun win be breach-loader,
and have bore Of sixteen and half inches.
Its length will be forty-three feet eight
inches, but its extreme diameter at the
breech end will be only five feet six inches,
and 1t will have q very elongated chase or
barrel, tapering down to twenty-eight
inches, with a slight swelling at the muzzle.
After the gun mas been proved at Woolwich
it will be conveyed to Shoeburyness for the
purpose Of testing its range and accuracy,
and it Is at present question whether the
gun barge Magog san be altered to receive
it, or whether it win be necessary to provide
another vessel Three guns of this discrip-
tion are to be manufactured for the royal
nayy