New-York tribune., 1885-01-06


The canya,ser OF the American Bible Society found
fifteen families in this city without any Bible Thirteen
OF those no supplied and two refused TO allow the DOCK
IN the house ut all.-McPherson kansas republican
genius OF Franklin. Penn. has Invented an nstru-
ment which will record the OF stuous potations
on the driner lie says the instrument will unerringy
indicate point which liquor ceases to be stimu-
liant and becomes an intoxicant.
The elevator boy stood firm;
lie couldn't 20 up:
lie wouldn't 90 up.
We waited Presidential term;
He wouldn't go up;
He couldn't go up.
We begged. entreated, smiled on himi
lie couldn't go:
lie wouldn't. no! 80
90 como. now let us UP. dear JIM!
He wouldn't, mol
lie couldn't 20.
Just here the bindery girl tripped In.
Come, Jtm." said she;
Come. Jim come Jin;'
And then she churked hm on the chin.
That settled JE:
We all went up as slick a. pin
louisville Courier Journal.
Tho names OF Jesus and Christ sound very sacred to
English speaking people ont among thc spa,sa oo.t
Laredo the other day. Jesus H. Christ was registered at
an, a, ihe hotels Wo ro member noting fe years ago
That Me xcan named Jesus Christ had heen hung for
stealing. Truly there Is nothing In name
fwaxabatchie Mirror Texas
The successful employment OF coored messenger boys
by the Western Union Telegraph Company In Savannah,
Ga IS suggestive Incident. The white messenger boys
were suppantod because found that efficient
colSrcd messengers could be obtained for the same
money There can be possible objection TO that sort
OF competition
Closely as we are India by the telegraph there
s nevertheless mi shty increasing. aud ruthless
war going on out there about which we hear
little or nothing 1t is between man on the
snakes on the other. and every year records an
appalling amount OF slaughter According 10 official
Ms,g 6n., @tsa out of o grand total Of 2oo5 human
beings killed last year N india Wiz beasts, & O
fewer than 2O661 fell victims 10 snake ep'cs-Lonaon
Globe.
The Australian papers telling the following story
OF Sir H. b. Loch of Victoria. On his Excel
sncy visiting Echuca Hospital lately, he FOUND only
one patient. "Are you the only inmater asked the
Goyernor $50 sir. the place Is crowded." was the re-
ply "rhen where the others !" was the natural
i,oury .some's gone to the procession some to
the snrs but most playing In the crcket-mach lt
was too far for me-" ho continued. Then Frightening
ND. added, But I'm going to the play Tonight am
I'm goin in a barrer'
ne in 1910 was made OF bushels "i -four. twenty
pounds OF butter four geese two turkeys two rabbits
fomr Wild ducks woodc cks. six snpes four par
rises meats tonguestwo cnrleys seven pacKoIus,
dried apple and little piece OF soggy dough such Is
the march OF Louisville Courier-Journa
The question OF building new tchamber for the House
NJ Commons in London at cost OF SlOooooois Is peihg
aptated MI Labouchero says he would take the con-
aMy architecture" ho says would be neither Gre
n nor Gothic nor Early English; 1t would be House OF
Commons architecturc-thati is to say room based on
requrcments
IN, Army and Nary Journal acknowledges that
drunkenness il In the but 1t feels bound
10 say that the soldiers not always those VINO
drink"
An interesting discovery Is reported TO nave pee e
by the Governor OF Irkutsk in TIE course OF lroonsu
inspection OF the province. which shows tnat siberia Is
s, eiiancv came across the OF Him. VITA
400 inhabitants 100 houses, ana Tour ancient ~
with remarkable relies OF Cossaok Times III is sun "u'
W. rer mhiican rule OF vetche. public assembly con
yokd bv "A bell in old NOvgorou the uIea,, s.'1uSn
the now municipal institutions were supposed 10 nav
haen anpled 10 that part the Empire ten years ago
Not one OF tho inhabitants can read OF "ri'o lo"o"
Echo
Tn. Protestant clergy Of Tcrre Haute Ind have held
n meeting and adopted series of resolutions advising
ht the horses funeral professions be driven
nj trot when going the cemetery that funerals be
hold on Sunday only when absolutely necessary anu
that no religious service be held at the grave
Ayoung lady with dress aounced and pulled.
And her blue veined throat neatly riifed,
Had u very bad fall
And bounced Ike Dall -,
''' ~ ' lNorTistown Herald.
Another blast from the ARIZONA editors The hel-born'
red ,eaded smart Aeck who makes abortive attempts
TO edit the little patent outside I'm Tenderfoot oy sueas
like stuck pig because we have SHOWN up MS 'o'o"'
aspirations. He pretends TO be horrhed because we
dink GOOD liquor and have red nose thus hoping 10
throw dust In the eyes OF the public But 1t won't DO.
The people know that there is no more to MIN
than there Is to foocss sock without any ieg tha s
just nothing. our nose our own ana we pay Ior our
liquor In hard mpney. Let tho patcntioutsde man put
this In his pipe and smoke H.
Chill taking It's turn with hard times caused by ir-
paper currency issued to carry on the war
with Peru. Her credit Is impaired. her commerce di,
mnishcd and her Industries paraysed Tho government
has taken no toward resumption OF specie pay
and i'm fact realZe that IL is buy
Inc the same experience other nations have pur-
chased with dat money. -ISprinsheId Union.