The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-11-26

--ovss sbe srsA~d door a ths eosniy
ysll Ia wionA. Nina. 10 tbs motto; God
hls~s oar bona"
-.As sschsnss ssks. -sky Do people
have poor sssskf- Probably tsessss they
essr ssord 10 boy good esss
--oas striking dsfsrescs tssvesn ~
old top<s ssd 90 cid COZ y thai ,so horns
lsss The cid COZ life Tina
--Msapss potato crop 10 ssij 70 h
worth u. 0oo. 600 Iris ysAss What heaps
IL bscl ssbss sLsss must b 10 that crop.
--AscLdsscos Fsrrsr u hsios baDquss%d
90 n s~h sinos bis arrival 10 this county
,hs, there Is sons danger Of ths csnnon
rurssiss
"A S,our chief 10 lssrning 10 ride ths
i4sycle. ssd The nasl determination Of the
aboriginal rses 10 pov Only question Of
time.
A Cbinsuss has iuss Published book
IA which be ssys; "womsn does not re-
qsirs study 70 make berssif perfect: she
}. born perfect" The Chinsss can stay.
-spoodls as saying thai when he -ss
shr~d be vas pr.seniei ., court The
J.nee you ~efs' exclaimed Foga. How
lid il Lsppspy Hos much did they fine
,ocf'
a boslos man sss taken III out veAt.
wLsa sstsJ II lie wanted anything. be
ss.d. All. give mc anything made Of
bsss.- 80 The attending physician gave
L,o ssssor oil
"A Psit, r.oa. n j school boy persist-
"a 10 sLiovina his be, upon tbs door. M
W ansiIy The teacher chsstissd hin SEVERE |
y. "Eov." said the breaihless ssssher.
do goa Lnov where your hat osght 70
Lsss bsssr' "Yss. sir; inside my clothing.
sis. replied the boy.
That part Of Tsnnysons new poem
which spssks Of something ~ being "swsl.
loved 10 vsstness. lost Ia silence. drowned
10 tho depths Of uesninsless past, il
noe taken TO be . whack at the mug
vumpa
The Yonkers Gazette says. THE FASH
ionsble pasiime the coming winter will he
tbs decorsiion OF pottery" This is no
new thing, pugilis,s have long been in
hsbi, OF decorating the mag.
-fhe young lady artist from the city
~eul into The country 10 sketch COW.
She selected one with q ring la her this)
poss. They picked her up on the other
side OF seven rail fence.
"A gifted poet writes: The devil arose
from hts little bod aud washed his face
and comted his hair We hope not to
be considered profane. says the Graphic.
II ~ sst where In hell he got his water
"A young Iudisn warrior has spilled
for admission to West Point. aud the fresh
young Caucasian warriors will think about
thirteen times before they make him eat
oap or stand on h,s head.
"A New London boy with milk pitcher
10 hand fell headlong down the back stairs.
He had regained bis feet and was brush
ing the dir, from his clothes when his
mother appeared 81 the bead Of the stairs
sud asked; Ibid you break the pitcher
mo. didn't but l will" wAs the quick
response And be did
Says the Philadelphia Enquirer: Il
heard good story about Gen. Sherman
the other day. Some one wrote him . let
tsr requesting lock Of his hair and his
autograph. In reply the general said, Il
regret 10 state that ~ my orderly is bald.
and the man sho formerly wrote my auto {
graphs has been discharged. cannot com. I
ply With your request This was mailed !
without signature.
DO you allow drunken men on the
trsiaf asked "a old gentleman at the city \
hall elevator station. Sometimes, but
not when they are too drunk, replied tho n
brakeman. Just take . scat near the
middle Of the car and keep quiet and you
will b al right"
Minister fashionable church wedding
Whom God hath Joined together let no
nsa put ssundsr. Let ne unite in prayer.
sssds ttnssling. whispering lsensmber.
0sosga ~ are 70 pas dewn Tie right
sisls; sad ny aad not b awkward. You
uossisy ~ TO death sonstimes.
-Psssbsrly ~ making an evening call,
ssd shs new minister Va being discussed.
Prssssuy the sentlsnaa hinseli vs.
shoss Toto the psrlor. Good evening,
Mr.. Loasprsyer. said Festhsrly. cordial
y. I'VE we're just talking about you q
you came 10. Speak 81 the dew sr-yes
I'm : warm evening. Mr. Lougprsyer."
The oaly prrsoas who do not under
stand bow to ruo ucsspApers are those who
have tried H.
They play base islI 10 Siberia and it's
cold day. no matter What club gets left
"A poe, Sings, "a TIRES my love TO him,
ard Il bath gone sstrsy." on courc I'll
she bad thrown stone Al a COW, the mis-
sal voaid have gone ss,ray too. The bet
tee pisn would have been TO carry her love
him 10 . basket
Il California blacksmith 10 danger
cusly III siib elAnden. contracted while
sLosias borse." And . Psnnsyivauia
woman IL suffering from sprsined ankle
contracted ~hils ''shooine. hen.
Meet me 81 the gate. love. has been
rhsased 10 Meet me d the CRATE. love-"
The cool weather necessitated The change
Fred ! uudsrssAad that you sss GO
lag 10 marry Nell Blsnderhssseti You'll
rscnss me. Charley. but what ooald you