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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-11-30
CdAEACrER AND STOCKINGS.


xhe Truo Philosophy Hidden In Hose
II there is bashful young mani
4 About to read this article he had better
akip 1t. 1t may cause him Infinite
hArm to know wha. / am about TO
EWzite. II he once finds that the femi-
me stocking is al unerring index to
enature OF the wearer, who knows
What extreme he may 60 In his wild
IA after truth? The trembling in
~ yesterday may be metsmor-
4 into bold, bad man, who
"A me avenue evety wet or windy
\ Let him stop before he goes aDy
into The subject. Lot hun
HE Forbidden fruit--thia mr..
tlolo, tc-wit-whieh will throw befnro
him, In vivid oolors aud in lis trns
4 light, that mystery of womsn's dress.
3 1ke stocking! Let him pause and cor
Il dor, I say, before he dares to read
Y ~ i am about to mako known. LIST
( pass his eye sternly on to the next
l4knn. Let him ehun this screen as
H 1&Xbre q bOokkeeper (Chestnutese
Idder), and keep his MUD free
\ nom tho unboly knowledge. WhatI
Non won'ts Then don't blame me- for
;, the equencee-thacNe
" An eminent literary Exbt and a
jhrewd observer Of humsaitv fwhw
u nnld conceal his Identify ~ V yyss
n outhor OF that thrilling TatcSet
VI IA Queer Case,D oiNa ra.
u lea IN my hearing that he V,nla
n ~ character OF any female wi,se
* Sjng he might sec. / have bdo
Y, 8then wonderfully amazed at tEN
~ IN OF this man's assertion. No;
~ nor the eyes, nor the froch
Y ly11 as clear an insight into Tho
nature as the stocking
A tArs OF laborlous study have ]
. the subject, and they only Y,
I'VE the truthfulness of HIS re-
Tho outcome OF my studle
Z - given to the public In The fol
brief statement:
I'd stockings. Young man, be
a the owneroi striped stockings
IA 14udier the stripes, the more sh
be shunned. She 10 lior
4 n whom abe may devour. Sh
~ leo cream girl, the soda waite
he fried oyster girl. She Is th
no wants you to take her 10 th
!, to the skating rink, 10 tho M
With her, she will give you the <. b
y owith somebody else. All, m
1nn9 friend, the sirens should
"a with striped stockings, aud
ntprised that Ulysses never All
about 1t In his narrative.
utockinRs-As newspaper ms
not TO say much against q
"a. Tho blues have very lit
- y rule, but they mako up 4
Ihoir wit. II you havo q goo
Head and arc not very allow In I
~ you may NO with IMMUNITY wi
&4os Otherwise you had nett
KNy. You might loso yo'
n them twenty limos over NJ
ould only laugh at you. Y,
Do find the fact mentioned
but II Is my private bell
Aerva wore stockings OF ben
-.
oclsinss--Just wait until y,
Ri Al present you are M
know nothing Of the ballet
IL.
:st,s,ning.--About black
ockings have little TO ss
aters AFRO good and mode
1renned women. II heavl
ID . black or bruwn.stockii
1he matrimonial lottery, y,
mike the rest VI your lie
1ptcd Thanksgiving day.
kiugs--No matter how al
1na may be, II she DO part
1nge, she IN 10 much to
)he girl with red hair.
~ characteristic blindus
Don, heed not this warnir
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SCALL-HGAD
INK Crust, DAsdraf, Ecz.ma and
All scalp samsrs Currd NJ,
hy futteur.- -s-k- -

I AsfN0vEMaER my lille 5,v .:.;
II ,hree yesrs, Tell against the stove vhlle
nc was running aud eutn mis- hexxi, aud RAIN
sissr .hst ne bsoke out all over h head.
iase sna Ieu ear. bad good doctor. d.
70 attend him, but he got worse. and
sns vostor could not esre him His whole
nss.u' lace and len oar were In a fearful
the disease nom nim aud II srtesd All ovsr
my lace and neck and even col ints my
EYES Nobody thought we would ever ssi
s uvsssr; lest sure we were dlsflgured f,r
ne heard of the Cuticura Remedies
and procuresa bottle OF ,uticurs ResnI.
vent, sbnx OF Cuticura, and cake OF Gu.
uesrs soap, and used them constantly dsy
and night, After using two bottles az IA,
solvent, four boxes OF Cuticurs apJ sanr
eakes OF Sosp, we arc perfectly cured with
out ssar. My boy IS skin Ia now like sam
Tl brands st, lIII,IE Epr, Nj u
Jersey City, N. j
sworn 10 before ma this 9th day of
March, lSs GtLBsRr T. ROBIN On p
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Wintarsmith's ClIl Cure,

offioE OF THE C0uRf'e-JoUnNAI,
Id sville, Ky.
DR.. Wintersmith, Sir. b,alvc rule 1
have observed for many yars, the value OF
your remedy prompting milo say, In re-
ply 70 your request what l,know OF your
Cnill Cure. The private ssurance OF ia
cmcacy had, aud the gu}i results OF lis
effects had observed on Il. w. Mere
dith, who for moro than b,ecn years had
been foreman Of my ofiicb induced me 10
test II In my family, The faults have bccn
entirely satisfactory, III mat case was
two years standing, In vi ch believe ey.
cry known remedy had pecn tried with
temporary rcllcf-the chs returning no.
riodically md with seemingly Increased
severity. Your cure brio them at once,
and them has been no rolrrence Of them
Tor moro than ak month Tho other case
was % y milder form, 4 yielded more
readily TO other rcmedt, but tho ohilis
would return at interval until your mcdl.
cine was used, sinco whN time, now sev.
cral months, they hav, entirely disap.
pcarci. From tho opportunity havo had
To Judge, do not hesiia, TO express my
belief that your Chill ore Ia n valuable
specific and performs aibou promise for n
Respectfully, W. \ HkLDEM AN.
ARTHUR PETER &)o., Agents,
lOuievillp. Nv
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-11-30

While money is close, wages and
prices low, expenses should be cut
down In every household. Economy
the watch word for Mothers. Head oil
Doctors bills by always keeping i'm the
house a bottle OF DIR. Bosanko's Cough
ana Lung Syrup. Stops a Cough IN
stantly, relieves Consumption, cures
Group and pain in the Chest in one
night. II is just the remedy for hard
times. Price SO cents, and 81, sam.
pies tree. Sold by all druggists.
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NJ SeEsOr Fl. Schumacher, formerly
c;va Louis and Now Orleans, will
SSiaUo borough instructions on tbe
Wiii .aS violin, aud In vocal culture.
carta. ons also ~ conductor to con-
tions mavS oratorios, etc. Applica.
m v store mado at G. IL. Edwards
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Are you made misereblc by indiges.
ton, constipation, dizziness, lnss OF
appetite, yellow skin1 Shiloh'a Vital
lzer IL n positive cure. Sold Nv J. l..
Williams.
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Slnker, Davis Il Co., io7 Elm 8,
Dallas, Texas, have everything INT,
line OF boiler tluos, patch bolts, bop
rivets, steam pipe and fittings, and ]
pair all kinds OF machinery.
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vlor, Cloak and Suit Room.
NE largest selection OF ladies'
inNs' and ehildren's wraps and auiis
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v,aw 10 dolicac, Tea, blended with a
onlv 30 cents "a flavor aud aroma,
street, A. Il. Boucpouhu ~ sIS Main
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Ladies', Your Attention.
l have added q largo
mont, In black and colort uopsri.
Rhadames, Tricosipes, S,iks, IN
Lyons and o,hor qualities. ih,mler
come 500 the silks and price thu ask
n, BAv
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coifeep, tho grocer, hss ne fine tea,
boughRsr, canned goods, ~ can be
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-11-30

HO,UU Furdhnee
Entities you to ticket in tho draw
ing OF a $50 seal plush coat, silk aull
and hat TO match. Drawing 10 take
place December "a, at u. Bauman's.
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Don't fail to tslepnons Bouoho for
your gro "erios, crackers and canned
goods, hams, teas, sugars, everything
| In tho grocery l,ne.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-11-30

OULiCuRA REMEDIES are a positive
cure Tor every form OF Skin and Hlood
Diseases RON pimples TO Scrofula. Sold
eNerywhere. Price: CurIouKA, So cents:
SoAp, 20 cents; RSsoLvENr, sl.00. Pre-.
70, Boston, Send for "How TO Cure Skin
Diseases"
SKIN BLEMlSHES, Plmplss, Black.
s heads and Baby Humors, use
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Iron and bottle OF Or. scott's Cocoa.
druggists.vphorus. For eale by all
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-11-30
wh,ta fish s,tS-

rank at the d still continue their
Main street OF the trsde. No. a.,
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Shiloh's Cstarrh $500.
cure Tor catarrh. diptne9y' positive
or mouth. sold by '1rs u ail9 cank-
IN IA. WILLIAMS *
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Just try . bot.lo OF DR.. SCOTS Cocoa
Iron and Phosphorus For sale by all
druggists.
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White flsh s,ke
B.Ss per pound.
VRLLEn 4 Go.
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Richardson's New Ms,hud
ron THE
PI-ANOFORTEl

The success of this celebrated inst ,eo,,or
oook has bean phenomenal.
nI,e. more than = quarter Of n centurv
Oh trial. amida multitude or Competitors,
RICHARDSON
CONTINUES ,U, to bring, yearly, great credit 70
lts puplkhers, and to tho widow or the
compiler largo aud comfortable inonms' =
More Than half u million pupils hayo
,v uais published with American, aud also
Richardson's Now Method for thu pian
iorlc IL mo most correct OF instruotssry.
nMvlng been very carefully revised. And
every error eliminated, "Hu
Valuable additions have. fron, tim. o.,
.ine, been made. Teachers acctistoncd IL
we luchardson need no urging 10 CONT mn :
70 aS 30, Young teachers In search Of =
In adopting this f''''S"s s~so
,I Prize y, for which prico II will DO mailed.
Post irees 70 any address. NSl
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LADIES desiring PRFECT FITTING SHOES, .ss ,,u. !, !,
For H0ngh F0rds Colchester Y make Prize Medal Shoes

w. N. IL A L. OIa NJ A N
President Of tho great Iout .illc Courier.
journal Co.. tells what knows OF
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.. 0snis' socka AIN -. !. 49,
sssss@ sfo' ss Main
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
TIE Rl1Ls or H0CSE ECILDiNG.
A MAN WHO WOULD HAVE EVERY THING ACcoHD-
ING To CONTACT.

,,,>. VII, ,c,f.tn HAVE EyFRYIuING ACr0ND-
- ''''' ......
N" 10 On "N'l'
Fran file somewhat indefinite era of The man
80 ,....t.... g.. .t.,
who OulltI ms house upon tue -''4 I'''''' ~ '''
rainy s-sou thu re- has continuous wal going u!
- ,,..,, ,,.,.,l. 10, ,.,... c,,,a,Ii,,if, ~. ADJ,
'' .-........ .., ..-f,.,. 60.
a, c..ad and eya,u,r,'iou. endless Il d, rcaSsurus
, ...... ,.,., ,,. 49, ,.,. ,,.,.r, fame ,l,..
then, TO hlI't !""0t one h'A VINO "'' ''' '"'" ' "
wicked contractor AMI b,tt l, u"t~t hp o'l' upon "a
1r. ,,b,tit.lll stand uutl -o.rc elc.
$50 -, ,.. ... .l. .t... .. NO..
waited railroad OF inc Iu'"'e |''' '"' '7'' ~ "'''
hrOI f. ,rrou story Idu, siii Inc 10 u VINO p''t
, o,+r..,r. a., t.ir o,yu game. Prnltr can't be too
Wv .. ,...it,... c.- ,,.... ,r,,, ,.,,.,
careful "i'u ti'y "'' wa" ''''-' ''' ''''' '' ava
know what is what IN the Tay oi work ana material are
,,.c,il, r,le, tu l, tn, contractors The architect
''N 49, t..,I Lad.
-JgpO,cd % see Aai LtcoA'iAc'@@tc '"'''e' "D' o
can't al WAYS he hand and when dispute does arise,
d. ,,.il. l ana. ,,.,rl i., me . tIIc, Many OF ih.
A.. a.. ..,r 80, ,r-, c 49,. dy.,..,f,.. ar 81
H'Nl'''''''' "'0, " ....,' 49,, 49,.
simply tine result or criminal cH'Ir>~hcN7 Hi I"" Oh
the mart OF workman an coutrtrtp's. mod a run
., H., ma, ,c,, ,,.,. huuIin1 ,lf n VA done,
hhs is'' "''''' 'l' MUS W." .,,
a wanted 1t ana according u" c'u''"'' III" l'''' va"
4U.iyc inches wide ana brick, - Doe bonded
49,. ...-... ,..,, f., l,.r. AZ II an. ry,utt u,
''cIH INV ''''''''
when the wall W;i> twelve l"ci A4- ana I" "'} '''''
t,vcn,ietb cour-c VIA, bonded some rturn were
r'i nv ON turlr way ao.nc hired tlru FOR an hour
Ne Trans formed "A big beam into a hutlrrlns ram tud
Wien nv friends. the Contractors came back BOO tnc
morning they found their wall lying 40 Tue cellar
bottom From that time on every ulih course us
louicI accofdus to the specifications. Ihrn "c BEGAN
Oh the framing. had distinctly specified ilai the lc,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
TELEPHONES foR THE coNGREGATOM

Some Of our correspondents wants to know
why In churches the deaf cannot be mado to hear by
putting telephones in their paws" said TRIBUNE re-
uorter to the superintendent OF the Metropolitan TeIe
phone Company yesterday
Deaf people can't hear by telephone any better
than I'm ordinary conversation" was the re-
nlv EVERY one OF deaf subscribers
Gets a clerk or some one to do his talking for him.
Where people have average powers of hearing they can
get a sermon through telephone well as by gong 10
church. This is u regular practice with invaIds' Dut
man who couldn't hear the preacher while suuE III Tue
church couldn't do any better with telephone / he
hoard udisnctly with The unaded ear there Would d"
an interference between the sound waves th't came
throurh the air and those through the ele
phone" .....,.
Isn't 1t possible to magnify the sounds In tranSmS
sion - ,
eyes It can be DONE and inventors have been NJ work
on at but tho trouble in practice is that the interior
Ing sounds are magned also. There nro thirty COM
panes stretching all OF wires over THIS Guy ecc
trc lights fire alarms messenger calls Telegraph Hhes
etc The telephone wires arc sort or catchaH LOT
these Tho telephone lines also intcr:ore ono win
another II You magnify the results Oh IN tu's' 'hV
vncc Incomes ana Observation-Disclosures yell III me must oi
an onnalltns ronr of misce sounds.
ii,t couIdn't IL DO done with private wire from
pulpit To pew ,, 10 ,r,ished I'm that way
Int IL would br necessary To use double Souhu'r' on
for each ear AS our operators do These arc oOuuecte
together Uy spring that goes over tue Top Vi thS
That Is apt to interfere with an rHhoIlto ~
and II YOUR correspondent is a woman TX Wouu Pfo'o
fatal Objection
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
COMPLAINTS AGAINST THE uhNAGERIE

SUPERINTENDENT CoNkLINs Statement Nh"'
TIE ANIMALS.
Acomplaint is being circulated for signatures
among residents Of Tfth-ayo. between fIIy'"h'n III"
sey.pty-,ccond sts against the collection Of animals III
rho managerial about the Arsenal 1t IL claimed that the
collection gives rise bad smells and That the ho"S OF
m wolves and hyenas ana tho roaring Of the lions ana
tigers keep the people in the neShborh0od a" axe AZ
night DR.. Coukn. the superintendent was "SA'" yes
terday II there was or rcmedyinE the uses VI
the complaint
..WIth all respect TO those who are making the com
nlaipt," replied Dr. Conkln -" do not think their CD
ectons arc supported by tho facts. lh'F'
have been times when bad smclIS h'7"'
nave been annoying not because the Dh'"lhSS "'i'
u,rcapIv but througn lack Of sewers. Early In the
year Park Board provided for thS an" ''' 'P'."h
Ihad thorough system OF sewers bult around inc AT
,o,o What good ventilation lud cleanliness can do |
have underworld to accomplish. As physician VINO
IN. given somo attention TO sanitary matters "o""
he donbly responsible for unhealthy surfoun"h7' ~"
Will leave it to the candid statement OF any ono no
can detect by smell wnilo In Fnhave the presence o"
tnc aniuas Tho Arsenal is at the Siry-hfh-'t' ell
trance 10 Central Park, and quite sure thI peoPc
living block or more away cannot he dlsturoo" ny IT,
In walking through the collection do not Deo'o n
atmosphere will he found any more iahto, -
nrIvae stables IN the nolghbOrhOOd III ~ s'a,
snry 10 keep or the tropical allIl"is nV.o ns
than others. and In those buildings the ~ ,Do anti
lose hut this Is not peroeptibe short distance ou'
side" 1900, =, =, o.l,cd tho ro.
1t can be- and better places could be found ior II;
but would cost tho ely I,.rcJ that
nancy on the other hand II must be reuehoUteu ta
nsr ia nerbans no other feature III Central fark hat
has 40 much interest for the public We nave n7 man
pargo nuuber Some or those most interested Ia tht
msagero who live In the immediate heishpornoou o''
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before The subscriber TO tho cannot unlock tho
with his key. lie get another key which
the company keeps The company cannot open tho
drawer with Its key without the aid OF the suhscrber
when IL is necessary open the drawer the companys
key turns tho lock part then the subscriber inserts
his key, completing the operation. There several
thousand OF these drawers When the visitor enters this
section he notices that Is partitiOnod of By
wicket fence the wickets Of which twO-inch steel
cylinders. This Is the corner owned by the Wander
bits. Some others having enormous wealth are also
permitted 10 share IT, II here that Patti nssted on
storing her diamonds. Tho drawers are usually larger
than those in the main vault There Ia one row OF four
each feet cube IN size. When the bondhOder de-
coupons is taken through a back door
into made up of comfortable little rooms
In OF which no Is locked, who he operates with
pair Of shears chained tO u table
AR forced the vault from the roof Round about
are rooms where trunks and ladies have private
entrances that they examine these with security
from all observation The Subscribers number about
15O0 and the investment Is said 10 pay per cent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
4 TALL SNOW rLOUGM

From The DsHrsr Tribune RepaOttcdh.,
rp,ine No 9l2, the Union Pacific Road. Is being
fitted up with OF the largest ana most enectVe snow
on,s in tho country The plough weighs four tons, is
Twelve feet wide and sixteen feet high ar the wings sad
Gan throw forty feet on either side or the raoS
This anc snow shovel is balanced the front o! the
not Platform Icing securely hraced by bars running
along the frame behind the cylinders ana nolteI 70 up
edo "a some eight feet beyond the pilot PLATFORM ana
iust escapes the rail- This plough IA shod heavily Win
IRON Tile engines balloon stack Is replaced by all open
straight stack IL found by last winters expert
ence that balloon stacked engine stood poor snow , ps
MUD snow plough In u heavy drift This plough hueo
hty-six he adj OF cattle last winter In cut Whee neJ
had wandered and shut In by drifts. ,, 80 ,,.
The engineer and reman behind that fnacnlno ~
fad lie as rosy IL might be- The engineer car u " oo
ahead lie goes IL blind, and as 9l2 wesns io III 20
Chuamen around, they sent flying SIX ways V ,ha.
day. tho ext resson Is Ana the pcau9 runnor and
thev never know what hurts them. Both runner apu
fireman generally get wet, and may be OUT TWO aays ~
that shane before getting any rest ftailrohu e uo
viav INV prospoot Of taking 9l2 with favor.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
1HE VANDERBILT rRhASCRh-HoUSE.
THE VAULT IN THE LINCOLN SAFE DEPOSIT BCiLD-
ING WHICH HE USED.

THE VAULT IN THE LINCOLN sAFK DErOsIr Build
ING WHICH HE USED.
NJ Vanderbilt kept his bonds and other
securities In the Lincoln safe Deposit and Warehouse
Building at Nos. 1913 East FOrty-sccond-st The
buiun IS an eight story brick structure, largely owned
by the Vanderbilts but IN which Mayor Grace. Post
master Pearson Judge Noah Davis. Alfred Van SAINT
voord s. o. Vanderpoel. Mathew c. ID. Borden, John ".
Harpa William :. Webb ana Frederick knhne also have
each part ownership. Thomas L. James president Of
the c0cern Yesterday afternoon he ceased his WORK
for few In order to show TRIBUNE reporter
around the place.
NM Vanderbilt here for the last time Fri
doy" remarked the ex-Postrnas tcr- Gcncral. "ne
came here often. beyond that cannot speak, "A" the
relations between the customers and officers or this
institution arc entirely cOnidrntial.'
The Building looks on the inside more Ike n military
fortihcton tlan anything else. Tho vaults are sup
posed u be dynamite proof and would hold out month
AGAINST he most persistent efforts of a mob. The build
c glands without bit OF wood visible except In few
chairs ard tables Even the doors, frames, sills ana
minor partitions of marble or steel The fonndt
ous wee blasted OF rock The upper stories are
used as storohouso for household articles, aud In tho
art room IA Mrs MorgAn's great collection recently
described I'm TIE TRIBUNE. But tue great
noipt of interest Is the vault, That
depository where many wealthy residents OF NeW-1orh
fabulous possessions stored. where th7 "o'cro
bonds owned by the Vanderbts. their railway SUCKS
and bonds their diamonds their plate, are IN security
This vault is set In the Of the building on inc
ground floor, 3Gx42 feet In size, OF wrought iron "nd
steel 1t was built by the Iorrngs and might be called
safe OH acoOss scale. IL projects up through three
stories Its walls of solid masonry have Inning OF
drilled steel three inches thick Its huge double doors
weigh about 1000 pounds each and have ponderous
bolts which move al the touch Of an authorized finger
properly and judiciOnsly used. 49,,
sible to break into as tue yanlt itsell; , Eaeh
drawer is protected by door OF neavy steel, tnree
fouribs of an inch thick Tho little doors swing on
hinass vhch AZ cut on make access more difficult than
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13
plSsENGErS como rRAE.

"Wapt 70 90 down University place ~
asked the handsome conductor rs he helped young
woman up the steps
.Whcre- Cniver.ity place :" was the counter question
accompanied by puzzled glance at tho smiling fh'e OF
tho conductor Isn't THIS aBroadway car -
$50 marin this car goes through University place
to Barclay-st Next for broadway" and tho TAR
passenger was left IN middle Of the street waving
her umbrella vigorously at the " next car
Sec here young mnn :" exclaimed woman OF de-
tcrnincd aspect, sitting ia the corner surrounded py
niles Of bundles Do You mean TO tell mo that this car
doesn't go down Broadway -
Certainty, madam -; and the ends Of his mustacho
took an extra TWIST upward "a he bcnmed upon her.
That's what told you when you got on"
"No Won didu't-at least didn't hear you Gimme
hack my fare ANTI gOn' to be- cheated BY any rail-
road"
"ru give You this gcntemans fare" said tho ever
smiling moncy-takcr AS he took tho scribeH nickel
dropped 1t into the palm OF tho excited woman ana
hcpcd the bundles and tho unhappy owner down the
steps.
"This IL awful wearin" said the conductor. as lie
confded h. woes 10 the scribe, rvo been doing that
sort Of thing for three days-evcr since the uhlversy
Place cars began runulng-and don't think / can last
long It's only months that thl7 rnth nus Deoh guy
OF use people seem to have forgotten thht IL ever
.. Are YOU doing much bu.nessI"
Not much The first day or two We didn't average
thirty fares trip Itisn little brHksr now Inc 'oID
rnuing again but most all the people go on travelling
down broadway. As there ara fewer cars rnhuns
hcrc they are damned moro than ever. Tho street Is
recr for the trucks the don't make any better
time than before because they have TO keep stopping All
the time"
"what "A farmer needs In this world to DO success,
fn remarked Deacon Hayseed, IL IA good wife lhen
he's all right Nv wife could git up III the nOrnlh W
cork milk fifteen cows, feed siI horses GIT brehk'st
for twenty hands an be all ready for days Work aloo
n o,,lnck That's what call u good VIE
Doesn't she do 1t nOw deacon T. no Was asAeu -,
he rel
dead Belfast Mel Journal
"Tho time is coming" says Professor Proctor
water will no DO seen upon Ihe lace o,nitinu
s,rth n this prediction CONES true the rroion
nrtv mi "A, we'll husband. Tho Democratic
lion viii be the happy and successful oi inc iu'uio
-lNorristown Herald
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-13

me that Il has never troubled them. Any complaint I
have always been ready TO attend to when was in-
formed OF it. As the bowls Of the wolves, il the
wolves keep anybody awake 1 suppose the wolves will
have to 70"