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HE WAS 4 PRaT oaAP.

A large, lat wopan ison1 Southern
Illinois, came 10 the city 10 visit hes
daughter last week, and never having
beed 10 The city before, made glaas
| deal o. fun for some people, aud a.
great deal of lfouble for Others. Her
daugb.er, Almifa Sophioria, met her
at The depoS, and they boarded one OF
the stages Tor home. ny
"Lordy aiDt this pretty litile
railroad, Almira?' said The old lady.
ssI'm glad your pap don't know nothio'
about il. He'd want ter build one
| list like it from the house down 10 Che
saw mill if he did, Thereawss but
lone vacant seal, and the old lady con-
!. tinued s'Set down thar, Almiia." ~
.'No, no, mother you BIT down. n
81 won't do SIGH d thing. You
know yon writ me you had the rbeu-.
matiz in your leg, tother day, and you
| kin sot there yourself As young fell
How who had been sitting next The va
cant place, arose, and. lifting his hsat,I
said d
8 MADAM, please take my place. SIS
s'Set down, set down. youag Teller,
I've been settin' all day. w ooderI
hadn't hatcbed su'lhin. The young
man smiled broadly and said se:
please be seated, madam. shall
Del greatly pleased % lsuirendet my
placelto you" lilEss 81
SWELL seein' yer bent ont don't
keer eff l do" and down she sal.
p Say, Almira, who is that lhtle fell
Ter with tightgpapts on? He's alright
pert chap, amt he? He minds me q
heap of Bill Higgins. You knowed
Bill, didn't yer, Almira r. 20
Yes. I knew him wells mother.
BuG don't say too mich, dr you viii
hurt the gentleman's feelings"
"GeDtlemanl Dye call him a gen.
tleman ? Why he looks a heap ike,
Bill Higgins. Bills good hearted
teller, but be amt very bright, All
mira. He haint hardly got sense
enough to 60 in when it rains, but heIli
divide the last cent he's got with q
woman as would talk to hin. Say, AL
mira, what did the little fool jump off
Their in the mud for, and .Almira, you
must have q fever, your face looks
awful red. III have 20 make you
bone-set tea when we gitsshum," ~
n
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a man ont West tried his razor

a man out West tried his razor on
his face, and found it would not cut a
hair. Then he thought he would find
out how dull it really was by trying it
on bis thumb. Several minutes later
be sat on the back step fastening the
end Of his thumb on with rubber
cement, and wondering how such things
could possibly De.
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g "See here, where are you dragging
that bulldog to p said an agent of the
Society for The Prevention Of Cruelty
TO Animals yesterday morning. ain I
dragging him; he is coming along all
right, only he wants TO be seciablewith
all the other dogs. that's all" Il io-
sist on knowing where you are takipg
that dog" said the agent firmly.
well, Im taking him down to have
his teeth fled. Seasons coming on
now for fellers to come around to sell
sewing machines and albums.
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Tne Eennlx q, vout,,.

No mater how handsome or sialwart q
Young mao may be otherwise, nothing
can make by for a head. Shining Talents
are attractive, but shining poll is moi.
The cause may be sickness or anything
else, yet Pafker's Hair Balsam will stop
the loss of the hair and start new growth
OF glossy aud soft hair SO quickly as 20
surprise yon-~restoring the original color
.al The same time. Not a dye, not oily,
delicately perlumed. Odly standard SOC.
dressing.
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A Remarkable Eseape.

Mrs Mary A. Daley, of Tnnkhannock,
Pa. was afflicted for six years with
Asthma and Bronchitis, during which
time the best physicians could give no re-
lief. Her life was despaired Of, until in
last October she procured bottle of Dr..
Kings New Discovery, when immediate
relief was felt, and by continuing its use
for short time she was completely cured
gaining in flesh so lbs, in few months.
I Free trial bottles of this certain care Of
all Throat aud Lung Diseases at Fl. @.
Van Meters drug store. Large bottles
$1.O0. kiNN
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A woman was arrested in New York
for cruelty whipping her oldest SOD.
She told The magistrate thatshe didu't
know it was violation of the law for a
woman to chang her heir" Then he
doubled the amount Of her bill.
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She said she wanted ticket "to
Wyandotte and return and the pale.
gentlemanly agent with the dark mus
tache asked as he took the pasteboard s.
"Single n 1T aio't any of your busi-
ness as / know she responded tarlly.
II might have been married a dozen
times if I'd felt like providing for some
poor, shiftIess wreck of a man." He
doesn't ask ladies if they want single
tickets any more. He's afraid to.
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never give Up.

+ If you are suffering with low aud de-
pressed spirits. loss of appetite, general
debility, disordered blood, weaks corsti-
tuition. headache, or any disease ola bill
iolls nature, by all means procure bottle
of Electric Bitters. You will be surprised
so see the rapid, improvement that viii
follow you will be inspired with new
life; strength aud activity will return !;
pain and misery will cease, and hence
forth you will rejoice in the praise of
Electric Bitters. sold at SOC. bottle by
H. @. VanMeter, Druggist.
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The latest doagein the bettiog lioe
is for girls to bet kisses withSthe young
men. There is something soul-satisfy-
ing about this kind of a bet. Both
sides are willing 10 pay if they lose and
there is no danger of quarrel over a
false count.
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Was afflicted with CStafrh and Cold in
the Head. / tried many remedies with
nut any beneficial effects, at last / used
Eiy's Cream Balm, which officially cured
me.-W. Fl. /. HILLARD, .Dentist, Bor-
dentowu, N. j. -
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CHRONIC CATAREH.--I, bave 50 Tered
for years from eChfonic Calanh. Six
weekssago / was Induced 10 tiy Eiy's
Cream Balm. Relief was joslaotaaeooss
add cootinued use has resulted jh ca;
almost complete scnrel-S. M. 9GEEEEE,
Book keeper, Steamboat Co., Catsk,ll,
N. " Il
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SoIE N rlB Sp.EE,c.'IIFEItcss.

THIRD. Re do not cure every k,soao,s
di5eose from one, bottle, for Warmers
SAFE Remedies number seven scientific
specifics, which have been put upon the
market, only in obedience To strong
nnhlic demand. 81 \ ............. 4
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4 crosby old bachelor says that
\ 3an,s wife was called Eve beeaura
,en sbe apnsaseg. mans day o. bap
Eoess wa dEagn to close.
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The Combination Buggy. K ash price ct factory,
$780, Of which the above cut representative Gear
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used-stee1 tires and axles, trimmings Of never
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commer-sens principles 1t ,egadieAtes from the
Blood all poisonous matter which canaes disease =
n nas beeD in use for many years and cnrecla lsrsef
rerccnia age OF CAGES than any other remedy: SEND
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STjRoNd GUARANTEES.

FIFTH. After six years Of unequal
ed experience, we can give these no
qualified guarantees;
GUARANTEE /. Pure and
Harmless! That Warmers SAFE Rem
edies are pure and harmless.
GUARANTEE III. - Testimonials
Genuine. That the testimonials used
by us, so far as We know, are bona ide,
with forfeit OF 5000 for proof 10
TO the conlrsry. ~
+ GUARANTEE III. Curatiue Ef-
tects Permanent. That Warmers SAFE
Remedies are NOT merely temporary, baii
permanent, 10 their curative effects add
will sustain every claim, it used suHi-
GENTLY and as directed.
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For$L25 City and Country and
& y, aa Thirty Books. bsa


For 100 Subscribers to Cry AND CouN-
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spring Buggy, (no topi We viii also pay the
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to pay out Of his own pocket.
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EEcoGNIzEp STANpARps.

FOURTH. Warmers SAFE RENE
dies, spite Of all opposition, have won
the favor Of the profession as well as
the masses, and are recognized as the
leading standard medical preparations.
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THE OLD RnTIA 81 = SPECIFIC
= aDORsED By PHYsIClAiSs AND
Es, lROUsANDS OF PATIENTS
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permanent And most OF these patients
we were ,.', pronouoced iincstrd5te when they
began Warmers SAFE Remedies.
Read 4 fe,o Of thousands Of testimon
ials: sss ass
! pEv ANDREW Il GRAHAM
Grand : Island Nehs was cured Of
Ps;rhs,s n;seasa n 1881 nv War
nars SAFE Cnre and Is 1884 he re-
norted that ali local trouble had dis
a 81, s red saIlis y sS
Ef .lbER JAMES S. PRESCOTT,
- oe2 cleveland. Ohio.1in 1878
tvas Drononnced incurableo Bright's
d;seaaas'. IL 1870 he began the use
of Warnes,s Safe Cure. and in 1884
asba saonorled Eahealth never better
inst nast 9O,h wear : AN an enthnsi-
~ = at for o' Warmers Safe Cure, s
| ,CsTI ART "a ID, CRANDELL p. M.
/ Rio .Rapids. Mich, was; sick four
veass From Kidney Disease; ia 1854
he reported I q he benefit derived
from Warner IA s,,Safs Cure, four years
~ am were pernianent / have had nc
trouble since"
LEMV n Is, HOPKINS. Dodge's
Corners. Wis, suffering for many
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RHEUMATISM

at once AMI be cared No one can afford 10 live 10
and PIT hio in coodttca 10 etseDd ais daily ayoca
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PRooFs on PERMANENoY.

SIxTH.Special inquiry among hum
dreds cfour oldest patients results in
unequivocal testimony that the wrought
six, FIVE, four and three years ago, were
permanent. And most of these patients
were pronounced inc.udbk when they
began Warmers SAFE Remedies.
Read fea0 Of thousands of testimon-
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SALlC.YLlCA.

The only radical internal remedy. Never known
to fail IN single case acute Or chronic y eTpels
prirae cause of Rheumatism, Cout and Neuralgia
As blood purifier 1t has no equal Acting on
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19


1t is reported that President Cleve-
land defined his position on the civil
service reform question a short time
ago in the following manner:
81 believe in civil service reform.
l believ. the Democratic party should
support me if l should commit my
administration to that policy. The
solution for Democrats is a choice be-
tween rushing in and taking all the
patronage now as soon as they can get
it or wait, and gradually fill the offices
as they become vacant by natural and
due courseo ftime and circumstances.
IL We pursue the former course W.
may be elected out of power in 1888.
If we take the latter we will give the
country not only a good, business like
administration, but deserve to be re-
tanned in power. l say this for the
party, not for myself. Now l think
l shall practice civil service reform
pure and simple and with that deter
mination / want my Democratic
friends to help me by standing be
tween the administration and the Of
flee seekers to keep them off as far as
possible. That is the sum and sub
stance of my policy"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

General j. C. Black, the new com
missioner of pensions, served
throughout the war in the Union
army, was desperately wounded and
won his stars by meritorious conduct
in the field. His fitness for the office
is admitted by his political oppo-
nents. The Chicago Inter Ocean
says:
Gen eral Black is universally rec
ognized as a man of sOlendid char
actcr, stainless reputation, untiring
energy. and fixedneas of purrose, and
of a generous disposition, AID his ap
pointment to the responsible position
rendered him by the President meets
with general satisfaction. His record,
alikc in wal and in peace, may truth
fully be said to be without blemish.
In person he is a handsome military
looking man. about five feet nine in
ches in height, with q massive head
surmounting a shapely form. Alto
gether the appointment Of General
Black is an excellent one. ana Is a
worthy honor conferred upon Il prom.
inent and honorable citizen and SOL
dier of Illinois.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19


Cleveland Plain Dealer: A cor
respondent of the New York World
SAYS that the department Of govern
ment most in need of reform is the
department of justice, which has for
nearly four years been run in the in
terests of the attorney general and
George Bliss. Theirs was an active
working partnership. Frauds of the
most notorious and fragrant charac
ter in the management Of the marsh.
ale offices of the country have been
reported to this office without any
prosecution following except in a few
petty instances. The public will re
member that an agent of this de
partment found that a marshal IN
Pittsburgh had stolen in the way oil
fees during six years service owe,
100000. This he had invested in
landed property and had never been
threatened with prosecution by the
department until the facts of his orea,
thefts were brought out by a con
gressional investigating committee.
Even then the prosecution against
him was of a perfunctory character,
and has titus far resulted in nothing.
The theits tf the marshal must have
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

A deacon in a Pennsylvania town
holds the opinion that certain young
men and maidens of his church do
not attend prayer meetings for the
glory of God, but for the love of each
other. They do their counting, he
thinks, while the services are in pro
gress, and, though they sing and even
lead in prayer with great vigor, they
are animated more by profane than
holy motives. In fact, he objects to
their singing as too loud under the
circumstances, and as calculated to
disturb those devout souls who are
accustomed TO drone thr, ugh hymn
and prayer. Therefore, as the young
people will not be saved according to
the manner which the deacon thinks
proper, he has resolved to snatch
them, not out of the burning, but out
of the church, and to that end he has
procured their arrest on a charge of
disorderly conduct.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

In a little less than q week the
cou2try will have Al opportunity TO
judge from the case of an important
Federal office in New York whether
the gradual substitution for Repub-
licans or Democrats is to he expect
ed from the Administration. The
commission Of Mr.. Henry G.. Pear
son, Postmaster o.. that town, expires
on March 81. Mr.. Pearson is a Re-
publican. He has the reputation Of
being an efficient Postmaster. The of
flee was put in excellent condition by
his predecessor, and he has not suf-
fered it to deteriorate. He may lie
said TO have served the public we'll
Democrats of sufficient energy and
intelligence to run the New York
Post Office just as we'll are not want
ing. Will Mr.. Cleveland reappoint
Mr.. Pearson, or will he appoint some
Democrat in his place.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

Upon information which appears
to be trustworthy, the Kansas City
journal estimates that from 40 to 80
per cent. Of the cattle on big ranches
in the western part of Kansas and
adjacent ranges have persisted this
winter. Snow covered the grass in
many places and the prolonged colo
froze the streams solid, and the cat
tie have gradually weakenedand died
of hunger and thirst. Sheep and
horses, in large numbers, have per
ished in the same way. 1t is bar
barous to turn animals out to shift
for themselves in this way, and it is
questionable whether the law ought
to allow it.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

The true patriots and Union men
of the North would not have more
bitterly condemned the selection OF
jeff Davis, as a member of ClevelaEd's
Cabinet, than do they that ofthe no
torious traitor Lnmar.-GreenuiUe
Courier.
You mean Republican patriots"
don't you, Bro. Calderwood? How
was it when Key was put in the Cabi.
net, and Longstreet and the guerilla
Mosby was recognized by a Repub-
lican PresidentY Why don't you lay
away that old "bloody shirty" The
time has arrived FOR every sane man
to put on q clean one.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19
Where the Kep:l blicans Stand.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.

At last we get at the true inward
ness of Republican opposition 10 re-
guiation of the liquor traffic by IL
publican doctrine in the Cincinnati
commandments:
When the Republicans carry tine
state we shall be in favor of another
Scott law in substance made cohstitu-
tional and we would elect Il u that
would so dee iarc it.
The COMMERCIAL-GAZETTE knows
very well that ia no possible Scott law
or liquor tax law that there can made
constitutional as long as the constiiu-
ton forbids license. 1t sees clearly
enough tiffany such law would be de-
clared unconstitutional by any honest
Supreme Court. Therefore il would
select n court that would declare it,
In other words il is the Republican
idea to IN AXE laws i'm Defiance OF the
constitution #nd then pack the SUI
preme court to maintain them.
1t is n Oue hat startling theory
that laws should be made without re-
gard to the constitution and then in
order to get over the difficulty eject a
Supreme Court with the specific un-
d%erstauding that it will make lawful
what is unlawful. We say this is
startling doctrine, bat it is not new
with the Republican party. 1t is only
a little more boldly or brutality avow-
ed, that is all.
Itamounts to saying that the Repub-
lican party will have its way, law or
10 law. Constitution d. no constitu-
ton. If the Supreme Court stands iii
the way, why then elect a court pledg-
cd before hand to do the very thing
the Republican bosses want done.
This is the last manifestation of Re-
publican recklessness. 1t is a brutal
avowal of its intention 10 smash the
constitution and turn the Supreme
Court into a party machine to carry
out its fanatical ideas OF things.
Well, perhaps the people will have
something to say about that. Let the
Republican managers have their way
about it. If they arc determined to
stand upon the dcfunct Scott law as
an issue and with al avowed deterni-
nation TO bend the constitution and
degrade the Supreme Court to this
purpose, let them so act.
The Democratic party will stand up
on the issue Of regulation by license.
And the people will decide between
them.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19
In some of the German principali

In some of the German principali.
ties a drunkard canno: receive a IL
cense to marry. In Waideck a de
cree has lately been issued that no IL
cense be issued to marry will here
after be granted any indi. idual who
is addicted to.drunkenness, or hav-
ing been so, he must exhibit full
proofs that he is 10 longer C. slave to
the vice. The same government has
also directed that in every report
made by ecclesiastical, municipal and
police authorities upon petitions for
license to marry, the report shall dis
tinctly state whether either of the
parties is addicted to intemperance
or not. The theory is that no drunk
ard is fit to be the head Of a family.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

On what Democratic principle is
based the theory that a member OF
Congress who fails to'be re elected is
thereto ard tn. reby entitled to a
Federal office?-NeW York Sun.
And on what Democratic principle
is based the theory that ex members
of state Legislatures, and Democrats
living in Democratic counties and
sucking at the public teal half their
lives, should be rewarded by another
whack at it by the new administra
tion2
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19
An Ecstatic Democratic Editor
[Wicomico Herald.

Hosauna! The Inauguration of q
Democratic President is unto our
furnished soul as honey on a hot waf
ie. Our blood tingles with freshness;
we can hear the birds singing in the
green groves that margin the pellucid
lakes in Paradise. just think of it
After hobbling in the arid, sandy des-
ert Of politics for twenty-four years
ne round up at an oasis whose springs
ale nectar and whose beds are s
Is it any wonder that every hair ON
our editorial head seems 20 be 4 jews
harp playing that good old tune,
Saints Rest?' We have an eye on
the Post Office, and the future spreads
out before us like the feather end of
a peacock on a sunny June morning.
Now is the time to subscribe.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19
Popular Sentiment.

Ii has been the custom heretofore to
let the WORKERS in the party stand
back, while the cheeky DRoNEs step
ped into the soft places. We hope
President Cleveland and his Cabinet
will give us Civil Service Reform in
this matter and confer upon the WORK
ERs in the party the honors and cmolu,
ments secured by success. This is the
sentiment of the people aud the right
kind of Civil Service Reform. Let
those who have had places heretofore
modes,ly stand lack fo- those who
have net been recognized i'll the dis
position of official favors.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

The States whose banks have been
counterfeited are Vermont, Massa
chusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut,
New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland,
Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan and
Wisconsin. Of these New York has
the largest number (ffsy-three), or
nearly fifty per cent. Illinois comes
next with twelve. The finest coun
terfeits are a S. bill on the Merchants
National Bank OF New Bedford,
Mass.;a $100 bill on the Pittsbnr.
National Bank of Commerce. the old
$50 greenback, and a $40 Treasury
note, series Of 1875. Counterfeiting
in America has been reduced to q
practical science. and is the most
completely organized system Of ras-
cality on earth. It's members include
both sexes, all ages, and nationalities.
Counterfeit money frequently passes
current for years: but in the end some
one has to lose it, and it generally
falls on thuse who are least able TO
bear the loss.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-19

The stockholders of the defunct
National Bank of Richmond, Ind,
have been assessed 800 per share by
the Comptroller of Currency.
The above is Richmond news of
last Saturday and shows the kind of
BANGS Tom Brown wants instead of
silver. If it was possible for him and
his constituents to be compelled to
have none other, Congress would soon
know him no more. A number of
our Preble county citizens were in
duced to take stock in The Charles
Coffman Bank" and now find them
selves swindled out of their stock
and 100 per cent. additional. W.
hope this will be a warning for the
future to our people to keep their
money at home, where it will be un-
der their own control.