The Bozeman weekly chronicle. (Bozeman, Mont.) 1883-1889, 1885-03-04
Whole No. 10
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The Boston Transcript is the only
dailv paper in the world owned ak
clusiYeiy by ladies'
The combination of the quinine man
ufacturers of the world is broken, and
prices are much lower in New York.
Three of New York s leading life in
surance companies have written $lo0'-
900, 900 Of new insurance the past year.
AEhicago firm is introducing wooden
slippers into this country Tne small
boy Is all In sweat for fear his mother
willfake it into her head to buy pair
Burlington Free Press.
A reporter asked a Chinaman II he
expected to marry. The wicked heather
made answer: ME malleea No, sir.
Malice no funnee; blette funnee single
man, ale same Melican man..
'.Isaac. says German merchant
mark up eferyding in der sthore dree
hundret und fifety per cend. Hare
comes State House CLERK vot wants
drust. ''--Nes0 Orleans Times Democrat
DO YOU believe In laying on handsP"
asked parishioner Of the clergyman.
Certainly do, = he replied. ''But Is
your child is very bad I1~caid advise
you to try shingle. n-N. + JossrnGk
II say, Mr.. Painter, can you do a job
for me to-day?' Certainly, certainly
what is itp'' Il want sign painted. y
..All right; what kind of signe" "a
sign of rain. Exit, dodging paint
"A farmers wife, wants to know if
we can recommend anything to destroy
the common grub. We guess the
next tramp that comes along could OBJ.
lige you, if the family can't stand your
cooking
Crepusculous. tenor Gust
from faris): And have you never heard
of Gounod's "CrePusculeP" UhInusi-
cal young lady: 0. dear! No; how dread
ful; is it anything like spinal menin-
gifts?
A timid young man has married q
lady whose weight verges closely upon
] two hundred pounds. MY dear, he
SAYS to her, shall help you over the
j feneeP'' mo, says she to him; help
the fencep'
The single young women of Biount-
vile, Tenn, have organized with a
motto: Total abstinence, or no hus-
band We hope the ladies will quit
drinking now, and get married.-BOs-
ton Courier.
He recently led No. z to the altar.
and, when asked for the ring, replieds
..Parson, I've hooked on to six Of 'em
without ring, and we kin get along
this time. III try remember 1t in the
future. though.
rs it possible, miss, that you do NOS
know the names Of some of your best
friendsP'' inquired a gentleman Of 8
lady. "Certainly," she replied; Il
don even know What my own will bs
! year hence
A priest visited coaehman who was
seriously ILL., Have you the habit OF
going to The churcnPn Il can not say
that have, said the coaehman in i
feeble voice; .'but have driven great
many persons there!'
A South Carolina man discovered
/ that a chalk mark around q barrel 81
sugar is a sure cure for ants, and ia
now mad because the Patent Office rr-
fuses him patent for II.
It is no wonder that Cuba is discOn-
tented. With population OF /, 500, 00e,
she is forced to maintain an army 0s
%, 900 men. She is taxed, however,
to maintain double that number 0f
troops.
/ There is an inscription on = tomb
stone in the old cemetery iH Newport,
r. T.. reading: .'The human form re-
spected for honesty and known 80 years
/ by the appellation Christopher EIlery
began to dissolve in the month of Feb-
ruary, 1875"
People may now go faster from ore
distant point to another over the water
than over the land. The New York
/ Sun saws: IF there were = straight
| stretch Of water from New York to Sen
Francisco there is no train on the pres
ent schedule between the Two points
which the Oregon would not leave be-
i hind her"
4 The large saw-mills in Northern Wis
consin may soon be lighted by means
of gas evolved from the sawduEt that
/ now goes to waste. An inventor In De
/ seronto, Cam, is corresponding with
owners to introduce his process. lie
i claims that man and boy, with half
a cord of fuel. can make 10000 cubic
feet Of good Illuminating gas from =
ton of dry sawdust.
I The giant bowls Of Orholm, on the
I east side of Christiana Eord. have
been described by Herr Greelmuyden-
These curious geological formations
are the largest of their kind ia Scsndi-
navia. IN two OF thtse depressions =
few pines and birches grow In toler-
ably natural way until their tops reach
/ the level Of the rocks, above which the
branches are twisted fantastically by
/ the force of the wind.
Here is an example of the conscieh-
tious study which the best Partisan ac-
tors give to the parts in the most ex-
travagant Palais ROYAL farces. Dau-
bray, who takes the role Of = butcher
Y in the new piece lie 1gGsp de PidisSsi. e
has been in the habit for Ths last few
| weeks of rising early and paying VS.
it to his butcher to learn practically
/ the way TO 'scut up and dress
meat.
/ The statisticial, Mullhall. shows
that the average factory operative IN
the United States produce 81, $50 per
annum Of value in manufactured pro-
: ducts. In England the average is 81
100, and consequently the American
average Of production per capita IL 10
Der cent more. The aYeraae 10 France
Is 81, 100; in Germany, $5l5; in Aus
tria, $500; in Spain and Portugal, $5s5-
and in Italy. $500
Going To the Reichstag, Bismarck is
guarded as closely as ilie Gar when ne
appears in public Police agents 10
plain clothes are posted ALI a.ong the
way from his house and even lie The
chamber Itself. and no one not eyen =
regular Government employees nd
nitted to any parl Of tine building with
out special permit. As soon As The
The otster-packing business ID Bald-
more, Nd. employs about sixty-ilye
firms The largest raw house in The
city opens II, 900 bushels per day. The
aggregate product Of al the packe7s il
k14 000. 900 . year. From 10000 to
- faa@ -. 49,