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Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05
How to Feed Cheap.

III fHe lavvsrs doctors clerks and hgssiress
.,f+t 81 tn esI s ~ drive q mile ho-ne - dinner
ecrs it ar tte mechanics and iahoIers VITO at
eiii alaaar "a the aanca In the eisnfe end fsr.
tertsS khees ser sania ~ Hoe t4rni0ie tske~ ard
NarIe ~rrHn far l' ronfS Tea ~ offge fer cen !.
nafk ari e1ns ler lo cents. Re and tske faf S
reufs in af aret class lunch f'F iitfle reencv.
fiee Waszit aiecenfinHe fheir loax walks and
Srires 81 issla ainners. ant csl ~ fHa Ntsvelty
fens.h k.safn. - tesrl sfrcsf sh,,ut ncor. oF ~
farf aay flme IN the aas. snd satisfy thelr apr:
c. ". JoCoY. Prop.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

4 REPORTER stated that Frank Hurd
said that the first free-trade club in AM
erica was organized in Buffalo in the Of
fee Of Bisssll q Cleveland, that the club
still exists. that Gov Cleveland is It's
president ard that during the campaign
the matter was kept profound secret
for fear Of iniuong CleveIands pros
poets Another reporter states that
Frank Hurd says that he said he Thought
Gov Cleveland would be- in sympathy
with the majority Of his party in his tariff
policy. that he had heard that a free
TRADE club hail been formed IN The office
of the firm of which Cleveland was a
member. and that be never intended to
be understood 20 say that Gov. Cleveland
was ever connected with any free-traae
organization This sums mp two hong
stories IN one short one The moral Of
which IS. We don't know any more about
Cleveland shan we dbl before
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

GESTLEMES'S LIST.
A-Allen y p. Alexander Chas ID, Aldrich Chas.
I-Bunch = L. Brown p Blair Samuel Bo-
Ltnd Mar;ln. Bsllany h. B,omey III G.. Berkey
Frlk S. Bliss Frink. Blanchard Frank II.
C-Chitonden sumner. Cummings Steve. Car
roll frank. C2cp sni 'r George G, Cummings q w,
Cooper h, MEL. COrOussen lin.
D Dulchen W, Dewitt Robt b, Delscy H, Dash
iuqtOu Chas H.
G-Ellis Henry c, Elliott Joseph A. Everheart
- Foster Mr..
G. Garey James. Guild FL, Garrett Jas NJ.
HHodel w +. Hull VIM ID, Hunt viii f,
Harris ; j, Hundemer T. Hopper ID l., Harrison
Geo Haywood Geo Hume ID A.
j Jackson G. q. Jarvis Hen y.
k-ken0n MyrOn. Kelly Willis.
I-Lapinsk Andrzej. Lone A B. Livingstone
Charles l.. Lyons Fred l.. lincoln Ed, Lewis
Henry Iamore James Lewis John. Lions l..
VI Miller VIM. Mcdonnell w Mall. Martin
John. cskaie Joseph, Mccormick Jas +, Nc
Inessey 4 VI. Mel aughlin Daniel, Marens Charles
Mehrteus Bros. Morse A r. Morrill, Be
N-Nichols Albert. NOusen John, Nell John.
Noon James. Norton A.
D-Oe-pn JOhn B.
PPssana VIII e. Phelps Jack, Prescott Her
bert %. Pray George.
Ri nd5li Irvine P :, Root c f. Ran Charles,
ls0ot Gcorge Randall . w. Richards w j.
S-Simous W L. Swank L, SCully Mike, Stevens
John +. ScuarsCh Joseph. Sorter John. Scott VI
s. ouif- r. Shay g L. Stlley Eugcne. Soehrke
a Tucker z t. rowner c. Thornton d NJ.
Tmcey T..
an Wat W. Van Hamper Isaac, VOORHEES, j
wos,len n II. wineearten Arion. Walker
Frank. Wnited Fred. Wolf , ID. Wise r. Worner
Dren.
Y-Younss Eugene.
LADIES' LIST.
Andrews Miss Nina l., Andrews Mrs Maggie
Ants Ms Nellie, Allen Miss Emma, Avery Mrs 4
b Buckley Mrs " F. Burtch Miss Amy T..
B0naprs Minnie. Bennett Miss May. Boynton Miss
OA
d Cummires Miss Ma q. Courteuery Mary
Coniiafs Miss Mary. Cumhes Miss Nettie. Cox
Wfs John a. Couretnan Christine Church Mrs
Ilfsle. lnant Miss Art MA. Clark Miss Bertha,
ranirfel Nise Pheue.
ID usnieis 1ls r. soty Jessie.
F-FIIen4n Emma Fuller Francis 4. Forrest
Mr. trtnci-ee fleury Mrs Geo 4, Fogerty Mrs
Narnrnf.
& Gas Ia Mr Mary Ann Goodwill Eliza J.
Howard Sarah HYDE Mrs " a Henry Miss
r. ie uiiand Mrs Daniel. Howe Miss ecil.
ln4ersoil josephine inwcCd Anna.
Jones Alice.
II fee MISS Nel. lee Miss Ne.tie. Iiidelle Mrs
Nofa D Landg-pu Miss kmma, Lindeman Miss
W sorettv Nas.snozen Mcconnell Mis-.
ClrIia Mtnonsld Miss kittie Mulvihin Mrs
lavr,ee. Nonlrose Miss Mahle.
'sn8 Mary.
.ftl-r May G.
y Favar. Wiss MAY. Poet Mrs Nettie PsrfoE
Nf-s Neea Fereivsl Mrs Il e..
hHfe Narv 1 knynn Miss Iinffc.
~niih Mrs Adsllne. Sill Miss srrie. Sfetie
Nre HIS
81 WhHoau Mrs Rena Z. Washington Mis-
fffrian IA 9feun Mes Gafrfe
H. n MOORE Postmaster.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

IF Henry WattersOn could collect at
regular rates for all the good advertising
he has given Samuel j Randall the
C0urfer-JOurRdI might have new dress.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

IP king is wanted SO badly foF the
Congo country, why, Gov. Begole is out
OF office.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

In Mr. Cleveland has made the resolu-
tion 10 carry out the civil service law.
let's encourage him to keep the resolu-
ton.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

DR.. CARVER broke up "a ton of coal
with his rifle the other day, firing G3O
shots in thirty-three minutes. But We
doubt whether he coullnt have learned
10 do il quicker witt a hammer
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05
Unclaimed Letters.
GENTLElTEN's LIST.

The following letters remain IN the post
Office uncalled for:
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

We have used Vans Magic Oil for internal and
external applications. Ia csss's 81 Colds. >c e-s
Burns. Bruises. etc. and md none better. a. -
especially adapted to children a c44 be nse1
with safety and satisfaction. and earDfsZly
Recommend II TO parents
MnskesOsn. sept ~ lSSA
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

We have used your Magic tbi 20 eeFi .esss
and would not like Ia De ~il4ou e. j. j. F.sCd
family medicine viz. bnkDs Eale
Throag, Colds. etc. hence Iipls u
the public llleN. ~ NAA DIV
Patterson. \. j. Fen II. li,4.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

Tur London Times reached its centen-
uial last Thursday. and John Walter, the
thrl of the same name celebrated the
anniversary The paper was first issued
merely to- Illustrate system OF log0types.
or printing by whole words instead of
separate letters. I'm 1903. when the sec
ond John Walter took possession, the
paper bad only 1900 circulation In
1914 steam was introduced 10 drive the
press. and with the advent Of steam came
the beginning Of great development IN
circulation and in political power. The
present proprietor succeeded 70 the man
agemeu5 iu 1917. and to-day there Is no
power in the world chat has more to do in
making the history it records than the
Times.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05
} W EDDY.

have used Nan's Magic Oh for Neuralgia an
IL has proved 10 be satisfactory. ID has ca ed
me entirely also cur next nooT neaElb0r Was
cured by IL. Joelans hiclI. by internal Tor
Sure Threat, combined With b severe (oagn and
Huarsknsss. also a man by tne came 0f SLOTTED
kwinteus Wac cured bs il 0f 4 serg severe lame
back can never SAY too ntoh ia praise al souF
Magic Oil.
GRAND Haven. April -. Is
Yours truly JACOB DKSPKI- DIR
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05
WANTED.
FOR SALE.

DRAN NEW HOUSE AND LOT. TWO
y blocks from stTeet ears. 10 be given away for
800. l. 5. PrOyin Room q, LOvetts block. Op-
posite Sweets Hotel
TOR SALE-252 ACRES OF LAND. NO.
sOif 40 acres improved. good house and barn,
nice spring water, nice orchard. waste land;
balance well timbered with blrd's 's-eye maple and
rock elm: good market near. for sale cheap.
Room 10 HOuseman block, T.. ". Tower.
TOR SALE OR RENT-A NEW sfX-ROOM
cottage on Center street. Il. w. Perkins.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

Mr. \. q. NANDERl1NDf.- nH .tn
Magic Oil with great .i1 Nar
children taken siSk Vii 10 Etr~
iberia OF course We e1lsiost
child grew worse every oaS. oIe tall
doctor called with four nOrs OF 4 80 a.
and consulted III the al id wouid iis 81
evening they Ia open le "a vie Il
cut the phlegm Ouf. Tins dad not
but a. there 40 hope oi TIE a. 'ls
consented. FINALLY our nelgl,lci, 1fs.
werp, called with q bottle II Suar Ia I'D
asked If we would oSe It-sf Woaid COS.
ing. We gave the cilild three or Ite r-
ternally every hour, and ponltloeI tae a.
feet with onIonf and bHihed its tafass
Magic OH. and when the doctor sag-e 1a-
ing he wanted Io know WhaI lt4 lL3 e
child ar il breathed much easiel. 4 IA
We used Vans Magic Oll. lie sala st
using IL that beifeF Than ie GOA
have thanked Mrs. Wander Wtlp a tpcar
for her Kindness. and 4 sincerely t'ftLA or
your valuable medicine. Your trpis.
MIL A. ~. PAIN.
Mnskegon i would say. have known the e.
fects of Vans Magic OH. IA domestic pIa. zee.
always with good effects. never with bad effects.
Have prescribed d IN my praciloe; hnd n Her9
good and safe medicine
W. II. DEI.AP M. ID.
Vans Magic on or King of Pain j. maDufao-
turei boy \. q. Van, eflinde. Muskegon. Mich,
and IL sold by all dealers
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05

z "Iet.E p,g-irou and Prosperity was
tn motto 90 banner at one Of Randall 5
r. an1a n Alabama. ALTERATION has
coa nto great popularity among the
Democrats since 1T served them SO Wen
"a Hueeaards mouth.
Grand Rapids morning telegram., 1885-01-05


IHs Preparations being made for the
coming Inauguration ball DO not betoken
f.-y Je8ersonian simplicity" The pre-
partitions are already being pushed for
ward and 10 is said the ball Will surpass
anything Of the kind ever seen in this
country" The ballroom, which viii be
Ia the new pension building. will surpass
ia area the arena of the Colosseum at
Bome and viii comfortably accommo-
date 1900 or 1900 people.
IHE telegraph announces that Frank
Huri has determined to contest the cleo
tion by which he was overwhelmingly de-
feated in the Congressional contest in the
Toledo district No one doubts that he
was fairly defeated, but the fact that a
Democratic majority in the House en-
courages Mr.. Hurd to hope that he may
obtain the seat. 1t Is generally conceded
that he viii succeed. but the number of
Democrats in the House who see the
fallacy of Hurd's free-trade doctrines
viii be materially increased at the next
session and it Is possible that they may
n0t consent % his return so willingly as
has oeen supposed.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
Missing Papers Found.

The missing papers in the case of Center town
ship against the Commissioners of Marion coup-
ty, recently decided by the Supreme Court, have
been discovered. Yesterday Charles iArndt,
bailff of Superior Court No. 2, went into the
feroom of the clerks Office to replace other pa
pers contected with the case. He was moved to
make hasty examination Of boxes, not far
away, as another attempt to discover the papers
wanted. In box containing the files of other
suits they were found, and returned to their
proper place. The clerks files had been exam
ined several times before without any success or
clew to the papers
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
How Great Minds Sometimes Differ.

Directly after the municipal election Thomas
Cottrel met Vice-president Hendricks, who asked
him: "How is it that you left the police boardT
my friends" replied 'Cottrell advised me to
resign"
1T was very foolish act; very foolish, in
deed" said the Vice-president.
'But Senator Mcdonald, Jim Rice and others
thought it would be best"
mo matter. 1t was very foolish thing to
dnn
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
She Did Not Commit Suicide.

After thorough analysis of the stomach of
Anna Benkert who is supposed to have commit
ted suicide by taking arsenic Thursday night
Deputy Coroner Rocker found no trace of poi
son. Drs. Albert Stratford and carp also exam
ined the stomach and came to the same conclu-
sion. 1t is thought she died from natural
causes, as the stomach was highly congested.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
The Trustees Aid to the Poor.

The township trustee reports that during
October he received GAG applications for aid and
of these l12 were refused. The expenditures
for groceries amounted to 1914: for coal, 1926 &c.
for wood, $685. for transportation, $69 Is, and
for burials, $l6-making the total cost Of aiding
the poor during the month. 81, 26376,
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01

Only SO Cents
For mems stiff haas, worth 81, at THE MODEL.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
Only a Slight Difference.

"Can you tell me, asked Mr. Berrywisk. ''the
difference between Sim Coy and bashful mon
key2
Something derogatory to the monkey I'll
wager was the answer; give it up"
Zone is coy simian and the other-the other
is Simeon Coy" chuckied Mr. Berrywisk.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
Judgment for a Large Sum.

In Judge Walkers court, yesterday, Judgment
was given F. NJ Churchman and Stoughton A.
Fletcher in the sum of $l6 500 against Elijah S.
Alvord and others. This suit was brought on
the foreclosure of mortgage
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
New Proprietors of the Zoo.

The Zoo Theater has been leased from Charles
T. Gilmore by j. B. Smith and j. c. Kelly, for
period of one year. The new proprietors have
been connected with the place for some time,
and are well known to the frequenters of the re-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
Pnhlic SaIa NJ Hole+a;r.

ecall attention to the advertisement in thi
paper of the Holstein- Freisian cattle sale, t
take place at the fair grounds on Wednesday
the 4th Of November.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-11-01
FOLDING beds at King & Elders.

Safe Deposit Vaults
For protection of valuables of every kind at 40
East Washington street.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1885-09-09
COnsOmme of Cave Bear.

There is something at first sight
rather ridiculous in the idea of eating
fossil. To be sure, when the frozen
mammoths of Siberia were first discov-
cred, though they had been dead for at
least eighty thousand years according
to Dr. Croll's minimum reckoning for
the end of the great ice age) and might,
therefore, naturally have begun to get
little musty, they had nevertheless
been kept so fresh, like a sort of pre-
historic Australian mutton, in their
vast natural refrigerators, that the
wolves and bears greedily devoured
the precious relics for which the nat
uralists of Europe would have been
ready gladly to pay the highest market
prices of best beefsteak. Those car
niverous vandals gnawed off the skin
and flesh with the utmost appreciation
and left nothing but the tusks and
bones to adorn the galleries of the new
Natural History Museum at South Ken
sington. But then wolves and bears,
especially in Siberia, are not exactly
fastidious about the nature of their meat
diet. Furthermore, some of the bones
of extinct animals found beneath the
stalagmitic floor of caves in England
and elsewhere, presumably of about
the same age as the Siberian mammoths,
still contain enough animal matter to
produce strong stock for antediluvian
broth, which has been scientifically de-
scribed by a high authority as pre-
Adamite Jelly. The congress of natu-
ralists at Tubingen, few years since,
had a SMOKING tIreen of this caye-hOne
soup placed upon the dinner-table at
their hotel one evening, and pro-
nounced it., with geological enthusiasm,
-" scarcely inferior to prime ox-tail."
But men of science, too, are accus-
toned to trying unsavory experiments,
which would go sadly against the grain
with less philosopic and more squeam-
ish palates. They think nothing of
tasting caterpillar that birds will not
touch, in order to discover whether it
owes its immunity from attack to some
nauseous, bitter or pungent tlavoring
and they even advise you calmly to
discriminate between two closely sim
liar species of snails by trying which of
them, when chewed, has a delicate
SoupcOn of oniony aroma. So that nat
uralists in this matter, as the chill
dren say, don't count; their universal
thirst for knowledge will prompt them
to drink anything, down even to con.
sonlne of quaternary cave bear.-COrn-
hill Magazine.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1885-09-09
Bell-TOlling at Mt. Vernon.

The following account of the origin
of the custom of tolling the bell on
boats passing the tomb of Washington
was given by DR.. Toner, at meeting
of the Washington Literary Society:
THE tolling of the bell on vessels
passing Mt. Vernon is a touching
memorial custom, which in effect is a
perpetual vigil, an anthem of reveren-
tial respect observed by officers and
seamen while passing the last resting
place of the soldier and statesman who
gave independence to America. This
token of regard, it is said, originated
on French merchant vessel which had
been to Alexandria for a cargo, and,
going down the river, after General
Washington's death but before his in
terment, placed its colors at half-mast
and tolled its bells continuously while
passing the house of mourning. This
special testimony of respect impressed
every person as becoming and appro-
pirate, and it was at once taken up and
practised by all river crafts. Ever since
the bell has been tolled on vessels of
every character and nation which pass
the tomb of Washington. 1t may,
therefore, be claimed to have grown
into custom of impressive reverential
respect, observed by all vessels sailing
up and down the Potomac river"
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1885-09-09
advertisements.
TRUE ECONOMY.

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in life. But IL is economy to buy shoddy"
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even in small quantities so is pure medicine which
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The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1885-09-09
Courtesy at Home.

If child is brought up in the con-
slant exercise of courtesy toward broth
ers and sisters and playmates, as well as
towards parents and uncles and aunts,
it will have little to learn as it grows
older. | know bright and bewitch-
ing child who was instructed in table
etiquette, but who forgot her lessons
sometimes, as even older people do
now and then. The arrangement was
made with her that, for every solecism
of this sort she was to pay fine of five
cents, while for every similar careless
ness in her elders she was to exact a
fine of ten cents, their experience of
life being longer than hers. You may
be sure that Mistress Bright Eyes
watched the proceedings at the table
very carefully. No slightest disregard
of the most conventional etiquette es-
capped her quick vision, and she was an
inflexible creditor and faithful debtor.
1t was the prettiest sight to see her,
when conscious of some failure on her
own part, go unhesitatingly to her
money box and pay cheerfully her little
tribute to the outraged proprieties.-
Louise Chandler Moulton.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1885-09-09

parison, had to walk on tiptoe to ease
the pain, and even then it seemed as if
my ears would come off my head. The
worst of it was that he at once became
so lost in thought that he forgot he had
hold of me, and mechanically paced up
and down, with his long strides, while
| danced mild war-dance, for some
minutes-it seemed to me hours-to the
intense amusement of all who observed
it. The more | struggled the more
did l increase the agony, but at last
managed to wiggle away from his grasp.
The sudden emptiness " of his hands
caused him to realize the state of affairs,
and he begged my pardon so energet-
ically, and the spectators smiled so audi
bly,, that the proceedings of the senate
were interrupted and Mr.. Colfax actually
had to tap with his gavel to restore Or
derl But it was, after all, an honor to
be noticed, even in that fashion, by so
distinguished man as Senator Sum-
ner. He had the widest reputation of
any of the senators, and the first ques-
ton most visitors to the senate would
ask was: " Which is Charles Summer"
Edmund Alton, in 81. Nicholas.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1885-09-09
A Good AnecdOte of Grant.

A current anecdote of General Grant,
whether true or not, serves very well
to illustrate both the great leaders, per-
spicacity and the apparently trifing
character of circumstances on which
great issues sometimes hinge. Previous
to the attack on Fort Donelson, which
largely established Grants prestige, the
troops had endured severe forced
march and the officers were generally
in favor of giving them days rest be-
fore leading them to the attack. Gen
eral Grant said nothing, but sent for
deserter who had just come in from the
fort, and, looking in his haversack, found
six days rations. " When were these
rations served?" he inquired, L" Yes
terday, sir" replied the deserter
9 Same to all the troops?" 9 Yes, sir"
The soldier was sent out, and Grant
said: Gentlemen, troops do not have
six days. rations served to them in a
fort if they mean to stay there These
men mean to retreat, not to fight. We
will attack at once" Which was done
accordingly.