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The Kenosha telegraph. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1860-1888, 1885-07-31

There are thousands of Golfers out of
employment in England and Wales on
account of the depression of business.
The latest report from India is that
the wheat crop there is 100000 BUSH
els above an average.
Thirteen persons were killed and
twenty-five injured by lightning at Tore
Capetani, in Italy, on the 23d inst.
The best butter is quoted for about
four times as much as the poorest, and
the expense of making the former is
very little more.
Don't drink cider througha lead pipe.
Half q dozen men in Massachusetts
town took their cider from q barrel in
this manner and are suffering from lead
poisoning.
AT one time during the revolutionary
war the currency of the country had so
far deprecated that a barrel of flour was
worth 81 $40, and John Adams paid $15,-
600 for suit of clothes and hat.
Frequent applications of wash of
carbolic soap will save horses from
annoyance by flies, but the best pro-
lection is a filll.sized cover in the open
air and a rather dark stable when at
rest.
Of the several commanders of the
heroic Army,of the Potomac only Gen
eral Mcclellan now remains. Scott, Nc
Dowell, Burnside, Hooker, Meade and
Grant, who in turn commanded that
army, have all gone to join the great
majority, and Longstreet is the only one
of Lees lieutenants who linger with the
living.
An exchange gives its readers the fol-
lowing advice: "Never 60 into store
where you are not wanted. If man
wants you to go into his room he will in
vite you to do so, and if a merchant
wants you to visit his place of business
he will invite you through the columns
OF your local newspaper; it is wrong to
intrude upon privacy don't do it."
Three hundred and eighty-seven
thousand eight hundred and twenty-one
immigrants arrived in this country dur.
ing the fiscal year ended June 80, 1885.
Of this number 51,667 came from Ire
land, 1878 from England and Wales,
9,194 from Scotland, 123,293 from Ger
many, II, 164 from Austria, $4,000 from
Canada, 1884 from Sweden, 12,181
from Norway, and 1857 from Italy.
The gross-earnings of the Chicago &
Northwestern Railway for the fiscal year
ending May 81 amounted to $23, SOC, 055
the net profits were $4,557 ,O47. The
earnings were 81 ,518, 568 less than for Che
preceding fiscal year, the taxes increased
SIS, 306, the interest increased So, 074. 173
the operating expenses decreased ST.
365, 1856, the rentals decreased 81 $40, 1876
and the sinking fund items decreased
$4,000. Dividends of 8per cent on pre-.
ferred and per cent on common stock
were declared during The year, amount
ing to $S,981 ,348, leaving a surplus for
the year Of $575,699.
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Soggy pie is mentioned as one of tnt
causes of dyspepsia. One of the cause:
ofsoggy pie is young married women.
A Spartanburg woman is so cleanly
that she uses two rolling-pins-one fol
the pastry and the other for her husbands
head.
A bachelor says that the giraffe is a
great improvement over woman, as that
animal has never been known to utter a
sound.
A woman pointed an old pistol at a
tramp and blazed away until she shot q
calf worth $S5. The tramp is tickled to
think she didn't aim at the calf.
Hello, Dick, been to the lecture ~
inquired a friend, as they met about IL
o'clock in the street, outside of a public
hall. "No; but I'm going to one now"
replied Dick, as he made for home.
1t is said that young lady can never
whistle in the presence of her lover.
The reason is obvious. He doesn't give
her chance. When she gets her lips
IN proper position for whistling some
thing else always occurs.
A female teacher in public school
was amazed the other day by seeing a
perfect forest of juvenile hands fly up in
the air and shake and gesticulate wildly.
"What do you want ?" queried the puz-
zled instructor. Chorus: eyer hairs
falling of.
A bashful young man who was afraid
to propose to his sweetheart induced her
to fire at him with a pistol, which he as
sured her was only loaded with powder !;
and after she had done so fell down and
pretended to be dead. She threw her.
self wildly upon the body, calling him
her darling and her beloved whereupon
he got up and ma lied her.
He called me Popsey. yeet and Pet,
When we began ouI married life,
His guiding STAR his loved Annette,
His hope, his joy, his darling wife.
These fond endearments are all DER,
And though his heart no doubt is true.
near those pretty names no more,
For now he calls me Say, there, you I"
Fast trains are getting to be all the
rage" observed the conductor to an &C
quaintance, "but 1 think our limited
is still the fastest one in the business. y
"Oh, no." said the passenger, "nearly
every day take train that runs so
fast your limited couldn't keep up
with it five seconds"
"What train is that?''
A train of thought"
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brushed and folded smoothly. Be care
ful to clean every spot with ammonia
water, not too strong, and dark wooden
cloth. Tie pieces of camph0r into little
bundles and put one in each article.
Wrap the articles in newspapers, as
printers ink is a great preventive of
moths, and sew them up in strong sheet
ing bags, labeled, so it viii not be neces-
sary to open them during the summer,
except for use. This is good way for
those who do not possess cedar boxes,
and the articles need have no other care
II every spot is treated as directed and
the garments are not left hanging in the
closet too long before putting away for
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OPENING THE FOUNTAINS.

In numherless bulbs beneath the skin
is secreted the substance which gives the
hair its texture, color and gloss. When
this secretion stops, the hair begins at
once to become dry, lustreless, brittle
and gray. Is that the condition of your
hair? Ifso, apply Parker's Hair Bal
sam at once. 1t viii restore the color,
gloss and life by renewing the action of
nature. The Balsam is not an oil, not a
dye, but an elegant toilet article, highly
appreciated because of its cleanliness.
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TEA CHEERS INSTITUTE AND EX-
AMINATTONS.

The Kenosha County Teachers Insti-
tute will be held at Wilmct, for a term
of two weeks, beginning Aug. II, 1885.
The Institute viii be conducted by
Prof. 7. B. Pray, of Whitewater, end
Prof. c. III. Leach, of Kenosha.
The examination of teachers for the
towns of Wheatland, Randall, Salem and
Brighton will be held at Wilmot, Aug.
81 and Sept. /. For the towns of Paris,
Bristol, Pleasant Prairie and Somers, at
the school-house near Pleasant Prairie
station Sept. 2 and 3.
A. F. GRANT, Co. Supt.
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W. A. ALLEN & CO.'S WOOL CIR
CULAR.
CHICAGO, July 25th, 1885,

OhlCA6O, Uuby AOoilt 1000.
Since our last report, our market has
shown continued active demand for
wool, and covering all grades. AT the
close there is a general decidedly hard
ening tendency in values, which we think
may be safely quoted at least lie per lb.
higher. We have readily sold some
grades at this advance. The outlook
favors a continued good demand for
wool at strong prices.
There is no better market in the
country to-day for the sale Of wool, con-
sidering the net returns to shippers, than
our own. Being centrally located, and
having large offerings, our market is
visited daily by manufacturers, or their
agents, from all sections of the country,
East and West.
MICH, WIS.,, IND, Ill, Mo-, Iowa.,
MINI. &c
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this was only one instance out of hum
dred. This, too, not only because he
was the invader, or because his forces
were numerically stronger, but because
it was his nature in war to assail. In the
Vicksburg compaign his army was
smaller than Pemberton's yet he was
the aggressor. In the operation about
luka his position was a defensive one,
but he attacked the enemy all the same.
1t was his idea of war to attack iuces-
sanity and advance invariably, and thus
to make the operations of the enemy a
part and parcel of his own"
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COMMUNICATION.

The following obituary notice, taken
from the Red Oak Record, Iowa, under
date of July %, will be read with inter-
est, and deep regret, by the many friends
of the departed in Bristol, where the de
ceased for many years resided.
d. B. B.
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ADVERTISED MAIL MATTER.

The following is the list of letters re-
manning uncalled for at the Kenosha
Post Office, Kenosha Co., Wis, for The
week ending July so, 1885, and which
will be sent to the Dead Letter Office at
the expiration of thirty days unless call
ed for:
Brown. Mrs. Oxtoby, Richard
Coke, William Schafchen, Domnick
Earle, r. C. Ten Eyek, Minnie
Kratzeck. Bertha Thacil, Matthias
Miller. Miss Carrie Zuhldorf, August
Minkley, F. A. Wright, Mrs. Helen
Miller, Miss Helen Walshe, Mary ].
To obtain any of the above mail mat
ter the applicant must give the date of
this list. CHARLES FRANTZ, P. NJ.
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GINA ST. PAUL RAILWAY


Tiwe OF trains on c. NJ. & st. P. Ry. at Ranney,
formerly KenOsha Crossing:
Going North-S47 A. M, 1875 p. NJ, $50 P. NJ,
$50 P. NJ, 1I.50 P. NJ.
Sunday North--1.25 P. N.
Going south-5.O2 A. NJ, s.s5 A. NJ, IL noon,
2.Ol P. NJ, sos p. NJ.
Sunday, south--l2 noon
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MARINE.
AD~uvaro

Pro. Monitor, bark schrs. f. 7.
Avery, bark Irondale, timber.
DEPARTURES.
Schr. Irondale, light.
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live AGENTS WANTED

To sell DR.. Chase's Recipes or information for
everybody, in every county in the United States
and Canada Enlarged by the publisher to GAS
pages. 1t contains over 1900 household recipes
and Is suited to all classes and conditions of So
cety. A wonderful book and household
necessity. 1t sells at sight. Greatest induce
ments ever offered to book agents. Sample
copies sent by mail, postpaid. for $500. Exclu-
siYs territory given. Agents more than double
their money. Address DR.. Chase'S Steam Print
ing House, Ann ArbOr, Michigan. 3m
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CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY.

CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY.
Time Of departure u passenger trains from Keno
sha Wis. in effect June IA, 1884.
1 rave for Chicago and the East-428 A. H., TOO
A. NJ, s.s5 A, NJ, 1908 P. NJ. 2O7 P. b., SIG p NJ
sunday 2.10 r, NJ.
Leave for the NOrth-e6s A. NJ, l.23 P. NJ, 4.44 p
81 .,649 P. NJ, 11.6s P. NJ.
Sunday, 1924 AM.
Western train arrives at IL NJ. Departs at BIS P.
THOMAS GIBBON, Agent
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llri Nfor working people. Send 10 cents postage
Hi Pand wiliimail you free, royal, val u able
I'LL sample box Of goods that will put 20 u in
the way of making more money in lew
days than youevsr thought possible at any bus mess
Capital not required. You live at home and
work in spare time only. or all the time All Of
both sexes of ages, grandly successful 50 cents
to s. easily earned every evening That all who
want work may test the business, we make this
paralleled offer: To all who not well sati SIZED
we will send 81 to pay for the trouble of writing ne
Full particulars, direction ETC.. sent Free linn
pay absolutely for all who start at once Don't
delay. Address. STINsoN Co., Portland, Maine
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D R. WILLIAMS,

189 Wisconsin st., Milwaukee, Wis.
Scientific Home Treatment, a positive CURE
for !, Seminal Debility in young, midde-aged
and old men. 2. Blood Diseases, syphilitlc and
kindred ailments. Case of Remedies, Book and
Chart for Self Treatment, 81. Book and Chart
alone, rs cents. Address as above. State case
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NAEANTED-AGEN in every state and
" county to sell New Patent Article.
The greatest of modern inventions. Patented
June, 1885. Sells at sight. Hand e d
signed to good eanvasyers who apply at once,
mentioning this paper. For particulars adj
dress with stamp
1T La Sale ST., CHICAGO, Ill.
N. B.-Will assign state territory to 70.
sponsible business men.
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suMMehs.

CIRCUIT COURT. KENosHA COUNTY.
James Mead, Plaintiff, VS.. Mary Mead, Defend
ant.
The State of Wisconsin, to the said Defendant.
You are hereby summoned to appear within
twenty days after service OF this summons, ex-
elusive of the day of service, and defend the
above entitled action in the court aforesaid !;
and In case OF your failure so to do, judgement
will be rendered against you. according to the
demand of the complaint.
MYRON A. BAKER,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
z. Q. Address, KenOsha, Kenosha Co, Wis.
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PRICE LIST-One gal Jug 60 cts; gal. jug,
$780, s gal. keg, $500; 10 gal. keg, S.; barrel,
$500. Cases. doz. quart bottles, 5000; 2 doz.
pint do. $3.50.
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BUSINESS CARDS.
Anthony. VAN WOE.

Cfiee at Room 2, Masonic Block, Kenosha, Wis.
Practices in all the Courts; pays particular at
entiOn to Probate business. Also. Collections
made; Loans negotiated on Real Estate; Mort
cages bought and sold.
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Vkf1I Will save the LIFE of Jour
MAN self or friends is Of GREAT
"hH 1 IMPORTANCE to know of.
Now, don't be stolidly stupid, and
think you know everything
worth knowing in the world. There MAY BE some
thing good in Galileo for aught YOU know although
You have been humbugged scores of times by nos.
trums made to SELL If you have, as many Others
have, is there then nothing GOOD that's NEw2
RkHN Is here advertised cannot be
NM - ~ the means of humbugging or de-
"UNH B ceiving any one, for the Com
aes pany advertising it is known to
be composed of responsible men
of good standing for the past quarter of century in
Chicago.
MIN MI Not only'is this true, but what
khA lin they offer you for your benefit
At0AA0 Wv must prove beneficial to you or
your money will be refunded in every case, as the
Companv are responsible and WARRANT
YPSILhDTI MINERAL
SPRING WATER

In the following diseases and many 9th ers, il the
water is used as directed it is certain to
that DEATH must come to each one of us when our
time has come Diseases that it will positively
CONSTIPATION m Taat S Ssssses Of s1sa
ed by YPSILANTI'S NATURAL MIN.
ERAL WATER.
nVepEpelA As certainly, cured as that the
cArARRH Driven S out Of Sdd the system No mat
have sweet breath again.
nlARDl &c And all Liver Spots and Blood
TINT k601 Humors, even if they come from
Syphilis Scrofua Caneerous causes, this water is
certain to drive out of the blood leaving strength
and vigor in their stead.
RHElIMATISM CURED in less time than by
earth. This we WARRANT.
NEURALGIA n positively a N eaTsd Or ne monsy
refunded.
Can anything be palmer than that you must re-
ceive benefit if you are ailing? Cure or no pay.
MAIADlh Driven into the air from whence it
bvhNksANtfA came as sure as you use YPSILAN-
TT MINERAL SPRING WATER. not manufactured,
but gift from the Divine Alchemist to man.
Test this water eve speak the truth in sober
earnestness about it, and lie not"
WOMAN | Your salvation is in drinking this
or other unnamable trouble, this water, correctly
used, acts if by magic Test it, the water cost
80 Cents Per Gallon, and nothing If it
doesn't cure.
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Bright, good condition, Clothing Woods
HOW TO KILL MOTHS.

FOOT anu COafsd..''''...
w. A. ALLEN & Co.
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A bachelor says that the giraffe is a
great improvement over woman, as that
animal has never been known to utter a
sound.
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A woman pointed an old pistol at a
tramp and blazed away until she shot q
calf worth $S5. The tramp is tickled to
think she didn't aim at the cali.
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SCRAPS OF HuM0R.

Soggy pie is mentioned as one of the
causes of dyspepsia. One of the causes
ofsoggy pie is young married women.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-27
New Haven, Oct 15, 1885.
KAlA MAIAa

The football management have succeeded in arranging two games for the eleven this week. Tomorrow game will be played with Wesleyan at the Yale field and Satur- day another at Boston with the Boston School of Technology.
 The Harvard Canoe club held their fall re- gatta last Saturday.
 Captain Cowles published a card in yes terday's News calling upon all those who in tend to try for places the university crew to hand in their names to him immediately. It is probable that he will give them a few practice pulls this fall.
 Of the sixteen men now eating together at the training table provided by the Football association two are seniors six juniors three sophomores, three freshmen and two from the Scientific school.
 A memorial volume of the late Professor Packard's writings will be published shortly
 E. H. Moore, the valedictarian of 'S3 is taking an advanced course in mathematics at the University of Berlin.
 The Shelf. gun club are anxious to make their organization university affair
 Thacher 'S7 has won the first place in the singles in the college tennis tournament. He defeated his opponent, Shipman 'S6, three straight sets, 7-5, 6-2, 60. Shipman, Hill and Luddington 'S7, Parker '99 and Potts 'S6 $. are the contestants for second place.
 The first number of the Lit. appeared ves- terday and as a whole is very fair one, al though there is noticeable paucity of poet
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-27
misce1I 1Ia11eu11s.
TRUE EC0NOMY.

Every one must practice true economy to succeed in life But it is no economy to buy 'shoddy'' ar tices; bad four, bad butter and bad food of any kind are not economical to at any price; thou sand times worse is ''shoddy" medicine that pre- tends to cure, but makes the patient worse.
 sS"As the best food is the cheapest because it is nutritious and strengthening to the whole system, even in small quantities. is pure medicine, which every time, in small doses; there fore always keep in mind these Ten Solid Facts.
 g-1 here is more real solid cure in one bottle Of it is prepared for than in barrel of the so called cures; the dose is from 20 to 30 drops
 sN-It cures, restores, regulates and iuvisorates organs, creates a marvellous appetite and rebuilds the entire system and it is Never known to fail'
 H~It will prevent well cure Malaria, Fe- vers and Rheumatism, and all diseases which come from impure blood. Keep the fountain and the springs that supply it pure, and te spring flowing thercfrom will be healthful and lifegivipg.
 eSpecial and interesting of Bright's dis ease described on second page of our Banner Book.
 HE-Hunt's (Kidney and Liver) Remedy purifes the blood thereby keeping the kidneys liver. stom- ach, bladder and urinary organs vigorous with life and action, causing them to ire. the system from the poisonous waste which brings disease and death.
 removes the caaSe-stimulates and assists the func tions of the kidneys, live. and urinary organs.
 eSSave your health by using Hunts (Kidney and Liver) Remedy, millions will notrecompense the loss of the priceless boon It will cure Female Weakness and prevent monthly suffering.
 Correspondence freely answered by consult ing physician at this office.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-27
Communicated. Tn Memory of Miss Lulu E. Wood

Communicated In Memory of Miss Lulu E. Wood
 ward. Lulu'S gone, we all shall miss her; Gone to a fairer world on high. Yet we hope again to greet her In her home beyond the sky. Father. mother, bid her welcome, Welcome to their home on high Angels whisper Come, dear sister, Meet us in the sweet by and by Her earthly parents, she called them Smoothed her dying pillow here; Yet they miss her. oh, so sadly AS they see her vacant chair. May our Heavenly Father bless them, Bless them for their kindness done; Bless them for their love to Lulu As he sees them from his throne. The last words spoken by her father Ere he left his earthly home. Was Lulu; Luiu;' twice repeated; Now she answers: "I have come. Come from earth to enter heaven, Come from sickness, pain and care; Come to Jesus, he hes called me, My homes ill heaven, I've entered there Ere we laid away our sister We noticed buds upon her breast; Buds to represent her classmates; One was broken from the rest. Buds of promise we will call them, Blooming in the heaven above; Where her Saviour'S gone before her, Where she has a SaviOur's love- Now we leave her with our Father In her heavenly home to dwell With him who careth for the orphans, With him who doeth all things well,
 AsAHEL H. THOMPSON, New Haven Oct 15 1885
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-27
Whftneyville.

A splendid harvest festival occurred Sun day evening at the Congregational church under the charge of L. G. Dickerman, super intendent of the Sunday school. The speak CTS were Rev. Austin Putnam and John G | North, Esq. The children sang and recited with promptness. Mrs. Davis sang charm ing solo. Miss Moulton presided at the piano Messrs. Waite and Moulton, with their cor nets, aided much in the music. hessrs. Charles P. Augur, L. G. Dickerman, Waite and Moulton, the male quartette, rendered 8 very attractive selection. mixed quar- tette of ladies and gentlemen also sang very acceptably. The display of fruits, flowers and vegetables was in fine taste and the dec oration of the church has been rarely ex- celled.
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-27

Native Oysters. IF you want the best Oysters to be found in the 1 city call at Durand's and see those nice fat tives opened fresh and then leave your weekly or der. None but the best natives kept sold and the price will be found at the very lowest.
 Meats and Vegetables. Everything in the Meat and Vegetable line fresh seasonable ard reasonable. Spring Chickens alive, will be dressed to order. Pork Tenderloins always on hand
 Groceries. The Best Flour The Best Butter, and in fact thing in this department is of the best quality and at bottom prices
 Fruit. Apples, Pears, Plums: Malaga, Delaware. Con- cord and other Grapes; Bananas and other fruits in their season. Telephone.
 E. F. DUH A ND
Morning journal and courier., 1885-10-27
STATE CORREsPONDENoE.
Prospect.

Mrs. Crum preached to large audience at the Advent chapel last Sabbath.
 October 19 8 number of friends and neigh bors of Mrs. Harris Platt gave her surprise party, it being her sixty first birthday.
 Mrs. Hiram Amber is visiting friends in town.
 MT. and Mrs. George Brown spent Sunday in town.
 The Ladies' society met last Thursday even- ing at James Bottomly's, 8 large number were present Singing and music by melodeon and banjo added much to the pleasure of the occasion.
 Freddie Senny, grandson of D. Robinson Williams, is quite i'll with rheumatic fever, and is unable to sit up.
 Mrs. Rufus Gillett is suffering with neural gia.
 The Republicans hold their next meeting Saturday evening at the Town Hall to nomi- nate Representative. Oct. 26.