The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-06-19


Word comes that Charley Meade,
formerly post-ofice clerk in Kin,ball,
was married last week at Pound
Ridge, n. Y. If such really be the
case-and we hope it is-the GRApH-
&c sends to him and his bride the GUS
tomary congratulations and best wish
es. Wrap up the cigars, Charley, SO
they won't break in the mails. Then
burn up all those love letters from
the kimball girl.
1t is customary for 81 gentleman,
walking with a lady, to walk upon
the outside Of the walk or pavement,
but correct etiquette requires that the
lady should always be kept upon the
right side, for then she is not subject
to being run against by every passer-
by. "A gentleman should always pre-
cede a lady in entering q place of
worship or amusement, and espec-
tally in ascending the steps or stair
way.
G. r.. Tinan, the editor Of the Kim
ball Graphic, has returned from Ohio.
Word comes from some Of the Buck.
eye girls that Clate is 4 genuine dandy,
and that there is no dude blood Ia him
We always thought there was some
thing peculiar about him. White
Lahe Dispatch.
The peculiarly, Carey, is evidently
an idiosyrcrasy typical of all strictly
moral editors. 1t is not strange you
lave been my fed.
A man down in Shenandoah, Iowa,
went out for a walk last Sunday. He
carried his coat on his arm, but find
ing it burdensome hung it on a fence.
Taking q card from his pocket he
wrote:
"Do not touch this coat; infected
with small! pox,'
He came back two hours later and
found the card, upon which was writ,
ten underneath:
"Thanks for the coat; I've haze the
small pox."
Mother (alarmed)-My little boy
has swallowed a gold dollar. What
shall l do?
Physician-There is no cause 70,
alarm, madam, | assure you. Such
things often occur. Give him a pow.
erfuI emesic and he will be all right
III a short time.
Mother Cher fears a'layed)-Ana
how much am | to pay you, doctor:
physiciau-one dollar, please.
Mother Searching her pur$e)-
Well, am afraid doctor, lhat ! Shall
have to TASK YOU to wait = Iittl;
while for the money ae a2ege.
Surprising the body Of the eartl
were a great bail or mass of the
finest sand, and hat a single Grain OF
particle of this sand should be ami
hilated every thousand years. Sup
posing chen that you had It in YOU
choice to be happy all the while thi:
prodigious mass of sand was consum
irg by this slow method, until there
was not a grain OF it left, on coQll
ton you were to be miserable forever
after; or supposing that youmight be
happy forever after, on condition yol
would be miserable until the whole
mass Of sand We're thus annihilatec
at the rate of one sand in a thousand
years; which OF these two cases
would you make your choice?
"Thirty-nine years ago. says DR.
Talmage, "a New York merchan
began to save money he spent for 81,
cigars a day, which he had been il
the habit of smoking, and $4,000;
WAS the result at compound interest
= kcchanQe.
The circumstance affords a striking
Illustration Of the downright folly O
smoking cheap cigars. if the gen
tleman had made q practice OF smok
ing twenty-five cent Havanas h,
would have accomplished the savin!
in something less than twenty-fv,
years, thus cconomizing time to tn,
extent of fourteen u fifteen years
and time is money. When it come
to figuring the GRAPHIC has 3 get
there-ness that knocks them all out.
c. r. Tinan, of the kimban GRAPE
lc, has tcturncd from his trip to Ohio
and was in Chamberlain Friday. II
came Lack alone, all alone. He wa
mourning oven some items left cut o
! his newsyy spicy paper, and refuse
! to be comiorted. The Chambeglai
F, Dramatic Association especial!
gliyed him because they had not beer
noticed, The Register editor had dl
Tended him from the first because Ii
knew Iinan was away and that th
!, brilliant young editor would be mor
fed upon his return to learn of tn
+ unintendca oversight. The GRAPH,
when Tinan gets his editorial gov
! fairly unbrttoned, and dowa to bus
ness, Glistens brighter than new ii
and gives a light all its own.-Reyi
| tes.