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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

The domestic felicity Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Hendricks provcrb in Indl-
aua, At 9 wedding ceremony in Shell
byville, three years ago, the Officiating.
Clergyman, after shaking hands with
Tie newly married couple, gave them
his beRe1iction IN these words: May
you be as happy Is Nj. and Mrs.
! Hendricks are
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

John. G. Rouse, Druggist, Urbana,
Ia, says; EVERY body that knows
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, wants
itin preference to any other. Sold by.
Il. n. Aiillpr.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

ID. 4. Land Office at .AitchsM Dr.. Nov. q. 1895
f,ompIaiut having Ee;fil eniArci at1his tfiee by
I;e1rge G. Bennett Hrnlo Comfy, against tIEonias
iKntse for a~band9rins his aenneateast hsntra no.
1855, dated March, 18th iss2, upon tlo s. w, n
Sac. 30. Township 13., iiaage67. III iSrulr county
%. T. witt. d vion TO the cancellation of cad en-
sry;sthn said parties ape hefepg saniInpaed to:9-
pa,,r at the otssies DC Eea. y. Waiikes N. p. nj hini-
ball DIT on tho sss,fid Dig af January issa. at 10
o'clock A. Ill. TO respond 9nd furnish tiatilllotiy
cencarniIig said alleged abandonment.
Geo. IL. Egerrit Rev.
" Tastimon1 10! be taken befoee Gaa. y, Maikar
Mp, of Kinibaii d, u. On Ja;taarY 18th 1885 as
provided by amendments to Rule 50. Riitss OF
Practice, approved Dee. 18Th 1883. The papers
in this case will be returned To this ufnie art.
decision rendered Jannae3 18th 1873 10 \, m.
Itpo. II, Eysritt t~tagister,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

In the worlds history we have had
the glacial age, the stone age, the
bronz age and iron age, and now Da-
kota is having the age Of steal and
mort-ane,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
BUSINESS LOCALS.

Whom BABY was si"'s, We rqve bcr cASToRA
When she was 4 Cad, s@e csle& for gAStG!dA
Waan SHE ba-saa x as c.u&g 10 CAafORls
WAaa e.c u1d Ca.3I,la, sic gave lAe.a CASI"A
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

so,s,no,,s music of so,aa SLOW dreamy
1,a,tz ;nsn,yad n win ono who since
has n.ssaa fro,, tia,a-,nrItad away
from .bo stream Of l5fe.
..,ike a snow size on tas river
One moment "hiso' The. gone f'rsTaF.,
bnt o'lel 'nInss '''al' '9e'e ny ',Fe
me WIN 70 stray ~ oaeNNA'' i''''s'
D Se1ool "'J si'''''t . Hoi'e ia'"'
ne playmate comes ec''3'1is W iron!
'he green Fai'ey q Io"'''' ano P'eS,o'
now lhe Q u hfeaAs way l''tn 'As
present ana gees sS> .IN'''5 49,"
y mi mo 'he 'Sss, ~ ~ z '"s
song 1ha' was S"ns - '"oss NAfl9'
eaf@4ess ""ss' '"e S'ee' ,'0-
G'Ii you ioNea, ~ is'>A = Io'ei' ~
VINO was a l1!en.' al lh,''i''''s % ,'s
cioses'T-yo' iliss0 's' i"t' |s'' 'S'
iaugh s.'sS ~ s""t s"'s q ",'e- Nv
M ah0 ~" YOU 'e'.' 0'!''ts-
lou can % nAiao 'hany a'tons' mary
a siefsh'fiae ana q Ga'e' q "'nSA
long ago. me laf,a"ay noa'''S '''!'
OF tae se'oo'-'iouse peii' s't9 'es'ie' ),
fap-FaPfap on '"o u my =
these '"f'ciee s0'i"s VI" ny 'us
sfearhcst Val qa'eSesn''
ABOVE ana btlpH" az oei'Ci t'"4N2
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

The National Dress Society says
that ONE on horse back should
wear trousers and ride astride.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

All wool Dress Goods; Trlcos:
rlaids and Ladies Cloth at New York
prices at Baidins.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Money loaned on chttteis and rea!
estate At reasonablse rates by ID. W
i3uticr
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Final Proof Notices.

aSx)..sW eEhtler, Atty.
LlIasnd oiiec 81 Mitchell d. T.. Dec. iird, is8a.
Not.csis fereby given tiiat tia acknowledgements
settler has fiiaei rotics OF has intention 20 make
linal proufii auIportof his cla,ta ARD t.iat sag
pra5f will he made befoFs Clerk Blst. Court
Styrnipro 1T Ia,aIabariai ID. I. on ,Iunuars lslis,
q 4. nj. 1856, Viz: Albert Cruel 2. =. No. 2ss65s
for the s. ~ ei$ttf5-ea; lie Snarasa
sgtlfe oIlow;;ne.Yitfnsssls 10 prove his continuous
residence up5.aas end eaitisat5pn 81 saSd i5fia, f,a:
Lewis Corj,is. ts.ni Pelarss GisStGgs5 h,ois,, Ap-
ram Leniiesola, all of nimbgli E.I.
i-35 Geo. i. ffyaritt, Register.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Come in and look at those $500
Suits jist received at Ba7dins. The
best ia town for the least money.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Ladies i1ult Boots and Overs Al
Warmers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

y WAVE GOOD COUGH Syrup"
IS avery frequent ]ral1eat N cur ti'AGe ami We
iagar.1'g Esve taa person .n':tib3 Il, s"ftis Cher
y Cough *yfap. ~ ~ auow tito hothe best ans
mort rasiabls Oh tae market. Tor sale BY sc
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
THE AINESALL GRAPHIC
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2s,ls85,

81 c. +. rlNAN.

He, VINO wrote "I'here are no days
like the old days WIS rot far wrong.
Few who reach the years bordering
on middle age can tail 70 know a sud
den heart,throh when they call that
sentiment to mind or Unexpectedly
meet the line in course Of casual read
ing. Scared by sorrow, or callonscd
as they may be by ha.i rubs against
a thousand sharp corners in friction
with the eager, gfasping, lighting
world around them, hearts and minis
will, perhaps, take a holiday and 90
trooline back 10 those old days that
were Ike no other days. Especially
is this true Of the unfortunate or mod
erately fortunate.
The successful man, whose hard
struggles have won him competence,
the millionaire, whose latest and
greatest wealth has come to llim
through great combinations and by
no strenuous efforts Of his own, may
| feel such quiet satisfaction with his
present and be so husilY employed
with the future as to give only q
qualified and ansympathetio thought
to the past. Engrossed with mighty
cares, his mind when turned to the
retrospective is dull to ell the soft and
halIowed memoriesof youth and hope
But to the common, everyday MAJ
of the world days come when heart
and soul seem almost to have LETT thC
body and gone straying witiessly bach
down the hillside of life it has beer
one long, hard labor to climb. Sea
sons OF Renaissance sometimes holG
sway despite the will-ths will IuIlel
into langeor, mayhaps, by subtle PEI
fume waited from the Old hom,
garden, or by the ripping murmer Q
some faYorite stream, where hour
we're passed IN tempting the inn
beauties; or later on, subdaed by til
scnsuous Music Of some slow, dream
waltz INDUCED in with ore who sine
has passed from time-melted ava
from Tho stream OF lie,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Wool and Cotton haEneIa are the
chcaaeat al " arEer'a."
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Misses and children's underwear at
Warmers.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25


Ila Bronson Ilouse On ,aia:n st.
inquire o. 4'S''> :" >''~'''''
Gltsm n+thtNu Coroa car be st pulck:y
WILhEoU hCIltt with Dyspepsia ard Liver
yass you.
mrrp,Fea aJ,lqs. 40 r.;aezabla by tlat
tayr:o.e ooogA, shi2eh'" Cure s The reneig for
you.
CATARKH CUrLD. health ard sweet breath Sc
cents. Nased Injector free. Sold bg +. +. Miller.
GeIat!ne at 5af!ills.
-, -
Hlle!i YOU VAIN q S""'' "o"i -
! puntou's Restaurant.
oIhs fresh brown Coffee for 3l,OO
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
TnAY 8AALON NoNpLEALOM

3lb cans Apple Butter Tor Is cents
ct BardiuS.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

'EE6GS' CflGaty Couch SYRUP
Is q p]erfict s~uaooss'' is wh&t We hear on ei sides
ly those who have ussi it and find it a certain
cure for corgls, colds and allbronehlai troubles.
Fo2 sale Ey :. G.. iiDyco.
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Z &, sI2 IN \, 3 / ;,,,,sa n. ,,ac. 1ssh. /

j B. Long Atty.
LsIiibiI ID 1T aa~itrhsli q. n Dsc, 18Th, 1877.
Notice il hereby gwen that tine oilowiuS-ntiiriea
settler has filed notice of his Intention 70 make
final pIovEain sanportof hrs claim ard tfat sad
proof will be made before Probate jaess Brut4
70. at Chamberlain on jan. BIRD 1885, VIA: Ibe,i
Cooke Smith on %. S.s No. 2ai2t Elr tho S.ja. ~
sFItaa-gis. He names the following witnesses 70
r,rorab his c3nSinuou5 residence 1L,pii aud cult
Tstion OF said land. III: j. ". 'Hiisland, >. il.
Biisland, i. b. Netherall. H.. s.. Dunlap, al Of
Kiifntall ID. 7. d-95 Geo. u. Eyeritt, Register.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

The best and cheapest line of La
dies and Gents underwearat Warmers,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
NOTICE.

Best 1928 ladies pebble goat but,
ton Shoe for the money in the mar
ket at Bardins.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Is cnu;cd by a disordered liver and can be re-
loved at once by Begss' Liver Piile. the best
lsxrtiYeiu the world. We guarantee every bog
to give Satisfaction. For Sale by S. &. BoycC
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25
LAND TORRENT.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. in SO and "a
lG4-GS. 40 acres broken on one, 35
on the other, Enquire Of Wm. Elm
seIIa, u56
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

isaek@heat iaua ateI ptapic sll!!p
Al y. &. Neils.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

GlFEpLle& HIGlIGs. u.s.ae liaezabIa by that
tarsjb.e cough, shi.sh'a Cure Is tie rene'ig foI
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Gli&r ntGhtNr COclstf can b. It quickly
cared ~ i3hlusis Care. We ruaralteo it.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

GROUP. WIu}oPIEG COUGH and bronchitis
Immediately relieved IL SAiioA'e Care.
sod by i. &. Miller.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

When YOU want a good bowl OF
coffee and some nice doughnuts, go to
Dunton's Restaurant.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Obs fresh brown Coffee for $l,o0
at bardins.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Fresh Oysters al Dunton's Restau:
rant.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

SHtL0u,S yITALI%GR is what yop need for
Constipation, Loss q Appetite, Dizziness and al
Symphonic Of Dy pepsia. psico 20 and IS ccnts
per bottle.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

y. w. Butler viii loan money al
low rates on town property,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-25

Fresh honey q d. L. Wells.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08
TEE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY

u g neyer-fsling cure
for Nervous Debility,
& xhs 1sted Vitality,
; In al Weakness,
Spermstorrhcas, Lost
Manhood, Inpoteney,
Paralysis, and ali the
terrible effects Of self.
abuse, youthful follies
and excessesin mature
yeaIs-sGcG IS Loss OF
ii en- DRY, Iassitude,
Nocturnal Emissions,
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08
The State Grange.

The annual meeting of the State Grange
of Patrons of Husbandry convened Tues
day at Oakland. Odd Fellows Hall, at the
corner OF Eleventh and Franklin streets.
IN which the sessions are held was taste
fully decorated for the occasion by COM
mittee of Temescal Grange Mammoth
squash, big beets and other farm products
were displayed with profusion of flowers
and foliage. There was large attendance
for the opening day, and it is expected that
there will be between 400 and 500 members
present during the session. The meeting
was called to order at 10 o'clock by S. C.
Coulter, of Santa Rosa, Master of the State
Grange, who delivered a brief address of
welcome. J. Chester of Alameda county,
acted as Secretary. The forenoon session
was occ1pied III the appointing of commit
tees and preliminary work of the meeting.
The following committees were selected:
Committee on Credentials-A. Adams. A.
7. Dayey, A. P. Roach, Mrs. Cross and
Mrs. Frisbie
Committee on Order OF Business-C. A.
Hull, Christ Bagge. W. Renwick, Mrs. E. s.
Johnston, Mrs. A. I. Dewey.
Greeting was received from the meeting
OF the Woman's Christian Temperance
Union, in session at Petaluma, and the
Secretary was instructed to reply. a dis
cussion was held over the incorporation of
the California Patron, but no final action
was taken.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08

TRAIS-W REcKERs.- following is
from the Marysville 1ppeal of October 9Th
Shortly after the Oroville train left the
round-house at the 0roville depot Sunday
evening some miscreants-supposed to be
boys-placed several distractions on and
alongside Of the rails in positions well cal
cuiated TO throw the engine or ears from
the track. Iron fish-plstes were wired 10
the rail, and large powders wedged lust
inside so as to raise the flanse of passing
wheels over the rail and ditch the cars
Fortunately hand-car came along before
any train. and the distractions were dis
covered, but not until the hand-car was de-
rallied and the rider badly shaken up. The
Central Pacific engines almost daily run
over there to turn on the turn-table. and
had the Instructions not been discovered
either Central Pacific engine or the Oro-
vile engine would in all probability have
been ditched. The employees at the round
house are of the opinion that it was the
work of rascally boys who infest that
neighborhood. The work shows that the
perpetrators must have had good deal of
strength and ingenuity, and were old
enough to know better. If detected the
full penalty of the law should be meted
ont % them. It is but short time since
a lad went 10 the State Prison from Nevada
county for similar rascality. and if one or
two are sent from here the eyil-disposed
young rascals may learn after while that
placing instructions on the track to derail
trains IS no very funny business.
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08
COMMERCIAL.
SACRAMENTO MARKET.

5ACRAMENro October eth.
EsolI Il d5emnons-sicily. S. Lines, s12@13;
Bansnas, q oo92 70 p bunch; Pineapples,
y 5O@4 ? dozen: Cocoanuts. s6@6 so
= Iov. Mexlcan oranges, 81 50@5; Apples. fair,
Go9SOc: fancy, eOc@sl; Peaches. 7599Oc !;
Pears, slG1 so: Watermelons, 4o@75c p dozen !;
Catalogues, 50@60c = doz: Grapes, 75c@s1;
Cranberries. So 2 Dbl
PIE FRUlTS-Assorted, 21S-b cans q doz,
u Z09l ~; assorted, gallon cans 81; Peaches,
2-1zb cans, 81 so; Portland Blreberries I'd cans
~ Whortleberries, 81 rs; Capital Asparagus
So . p dozen cans.
DRIED FRUITS-Apples, sliced, 29sc p r.;
Plums, pItted, 5@6c: Peaches, 61%@7Me; do
peeled, 124l3c; Prunes. German and French
996c;sBlaeKperries, 10GIlc; Figs, California, Az
TABLE FRUITs-Assorted, 2}<-ib cans = doz,
q S5@2; Peaches, 81 1902; Bartlett Pears
S22o@2 .; Plums, 81 5o917o; Blackberries, SIG
g 5o92 60; .Ap1icots, 81 7O91 IS; Muscat
Cherries. 81 S5a2 40.
VEGETABLES Early Rose Potatoes $4,000
75c@sl; Carrots Coo i 100; Turnips, 75e !;
bunch vegetables, 121zc p doz; Psrsnips
lc Beets, 81: Horse Radish Sa9c ? d: Garlic. 40
DC; Cucumbers, 5@6c; String Beans 2114c. .
d; Wax Beans, Sc p II; Summer Squash, 211Sc
p 10 Peas 3G315c p b; Artichokes, 40c p
dozen; Tomatoes, 3O@140c q box; Green Pep
pers, 49D5c y b: Green corn. l5c p doz; Sweet
Potatoes. 75@s0c = ctl.
TRANSFORMATIONS 81 40 q bbl Oatmeal,
g so 2 100 ms: Cornmeal, white and yellow,
50 in % % sacks, 81 % in 10 b sacks 2 100 tbs
Cracked Wheat @ 25@2 40; Hominy, IS % p cwt.
P0ULTRY-Liye Turkeys, 149l5c q ID /;
full-grown Chickens, 81 5O@5 g dozen; young
Roosters 50 50te5 p dozen; Broil5rs, 50 50@3;
anne Ducks, sf95 so Geese 81 25Sl 50 q pair
Eggs, choice lots, 3719G40c 2 dozen; Quail,
SlGI p z dozen.
DAIRY PR0DOCTS-Butter.c choice roll 3215
oslo q D ; picked, 27@30e; packed in firkins,
choice, 29G90c; common, 15G20e; Cheese Califor-
mia, sole; Western fats, 1S9l4e; Martins
Cream. Ice.
HAY, GRAIN AND FEED-Oat hay, sl2al5 p
ION: Alfalfa hay, sl0@11 2 ton; Bran, so q ton:
aiddlings, S25 q ton; Barley, whole. 81 go /;
rolled. 81 So Wheat, 81 40@1 45 2 cwt;
White Wild Oats, 81 .; Tame Oats, 81 5c@1 60;
Corn, 81 % = cwt tor choice.
MISCELLANEOUS eds-Alfalfa, 91&G9l01ac;
Timothy, Eastern, exotic 2 10 /; Oregon, 6Gs7c;
Pop Corn, 35@G94e y ID Red Clover, l3@l4c;
Red Top, 73.ec Suts-Chiie Walnuts, TO
&c; California Walnuts, s 1899; Almonds, LOG
i2c; Peanuts, California 419s151ac. Lard (Cslifor.
aiel, cans 5000 Eastern, 111<@111zc. Hides,
salt light ana medium, Sc; heavy steers, SC;
dry, 171Sc. Tallow, 41S95c. Hops-No demand.
Sales Of Pacific coast in New York, 10c; market
value here, 3@96c.
MEATS = Beef sore Mutton, SC % n :;
Lamb, &c; Veal, 7@9c; Hogs. 3G312c Dressed
Pork &C; Hams, Eastern, l4@l5c; California,
l29l314c; Bacon, medium, CSC; selected, 12c;
two 4f,lt
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08
sAN rRANCIsoo srooK sALrs.
San FRANCISCO. October 7, 1885.
MORETNa srssrOeT
Whenever and Wherever

Diseases of eholeraic type prevail, or there
is cause TO apprehend visit from them, the
system should be toned, regulated and rein
forced by a course of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters. Perfect digestion and regular
habit of body are the best safeguards against
such maladies, and both are secured by this
lnestimable tonic and Alternative The Bit
tiers are also extremely serviceable in reme-
dying such disorders. If promptly taken
in bilious collie, diarrhea and cholera NOR
bus, the disease is usually frustrated In
dlarrhoea cases, it is only necessary to re-
store the tone OF the relaxed bowels, and
this is one of the specific effects of this
medicine. Wind on the stomach, heart
burn, blliousness, nausea, headache and
other symptoms of disturbance in the gas
trie and hepatic regions are also speedily
relieved by this excellent remedy. As a
family medicine it is invaluable, since it
promptly and completely remedies those
ailments which are of most frequent oc-
currence
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08

Stockto 1 as ordered.
Bidders are required to specify the kind of
coal, by naming the mine from which 1t is
mated in commerce. 2,2i0 pounds will be re-
quired for a ton, the coal to be weighed in
Stockton at the expense of the Asylum, on
scales licensed and employed for public use
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08
COFFEE sAND TEA.

5000 pounds Coffee, about 1000 pounds per
month bidders to furnish samples with prices
1,260 pounds Black Tea about 30 pounds per
month bidders to furnish samples with prices
1000 pounds Natural Leaf, uncolored Japan
Tea, about 200 pounds per month bidders to
furnish samples with prices
Sacramento daily record-union. [volume] (Sacramento [Calif.]) 1875-1891, 1885-10-08
NEWSPAPER WAITS.

Rev. Thomas Thomas, of Fayetteville
Ark, is ia years old. There is some sense
in his asking his hearers, " Why will We
die ?'-[Boston Transcript.
3" Your studies are costing me great
deal, said father to his son, as he
reached in his pocket for money to buy
more books with. " know it, father" re-
piled the son, with some emotion, as he
pocketed $40 bill, land | don't study
very hard, either
" My little boy said gentleman, "you
ought not to eat those green apples. They
are not good for little boys" "They hain't,
ell p the boy replied, with his mouth full.
" Guess you don't know much about 'em,
mister. Three of those apples'll keep me
out of school for a week. Boston Ga
Zette.
The New York Eceaing Post wonders why
its esteemed contemporaries devote so much
space to the movements of John L. Sulli-
van under the familiar heading, Sullivan
Drunk Again" 1t is a little monotonous.
If they could only say some day " Sullivan
Sober" there would be some news in it,
boston Post.
In the ancient graves in Tennessee are
found human skulls that are some inches
larger than any modern human head. II
- cCAANNOA AllC Wv CTS vi tueSG exaggerated
skulls died on the morning of the 9Th OF
July, when some mems heads are bigger
than at any other period during the wear,
we've been told Norristown Herald
Foreman: We printed this cut yester-
day as that of a murderer, and to-day it's a
wife-beater." Editor: Both bad men !;
let it go in" But its a portrait of Chris
Mcguire, the well-known politician" "Oh,
the public don't know the difference
. But Chris will" Well, if he kicks run
the cut in next week for An Eminent Di-
vine. VI Philadelphia Call
imperfectly prepared witness: 80
you swear that at the time this theft was
committed on the south side you saw the
prisoner on the north side?" +" Yes, sir
Was he going toward the south side or
was he coming from that direction ?" Il
can't answer that now Why not p"
Because the prisoners lawyer forgot t.
tell me which way north Chicago
News.
Timid gas-lamps.-The gas furnished the
city of Antonio is of very inferior quality.
and consequently the streets are very poor
~ lighted, but they are allowed to burn
until after daylight stranger asked
George Homer. a prominent druggist /:
Why do the gaslights burn all night in
this town - Pecase dose cash lights vas
SO schmall dot dey vas afraid to go out ven
1t vas dark. II Texas Siftings.
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H- "a WEAVER PHororietor
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Sick AS A HORSE. Sickness or nausea
is most commonly relieved by vomiting.
A horse is unable to vomit, because the
diaphragm is not complete partition in
the abdomen, perforated only by the gull
let, and against which the stomach can be
compressed by the abdominal muscles, as
is the case in man. Hence its nausea is not
at once removable, and is more notable
and enduring Notes and Queries.
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PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.
REMOVED.

DR. LAME, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
~ has removed Office and residence TO 9l3
K street, between Ninth and Tenth. Hours
s to 10 A. NJ, 8 to and to P. NJ. Office of City
of Public Schools at same place.
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