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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
DOMESTIC.

uyrIv0 GLOVES. Any lady may dive
r.I .u.ial gloves without difficulty. and
lot Sd very tuding cost, by the following
'r.e.g s. For black, first brush the
gloves with alcohol, when dry brush
them arajn with a decoction of ioewood:
uH.u this is dry repeat the logwood
u. Is and, after ten or fifteen minutes.
din them 10 a weak solution of green
gtl.l IF the color be not Jet black a
,It.le llstjc may be added to the log
wood. The gloves should be thoroughly
ra bed with a mixture of pure olive oil
end French chalk, rs they begin to
dry, 10 give them a smooth, soft and
glossy appearance; they should then be
warped in flannel, and placed under a
heavy weight. Should there be any
holes M the gloves they must be care
fully meDdcd before commencing the
Iveiug process, and the tops also should
be sgved up 10 prevent any Of the dye
getting on the inside. Gloves can be
lived brown by using q decoetion Of
nstIc. alum and Brazil wood; this
sbould be applied in the same manner
AS the foregoing. A decoction of su.
mae and q very weak solution of green
yitroI produce gray, greenish gray be-
ing obtained 10y the addition of logwood
and fusSic to the sumac. Fancy shades
can be produced by using the aniline
colors ia solution; they can be simply
applied with a sponge. Thus soiled
gloves may be made rs good as new.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

The only discussion in the British
ASSOCIATION for the advancement of Sci.
ence this year, which appears TO have
made a strong impression has been that
on tile relation Of the sun-spots over tho
disc of the solar orb to the generation
and movement OF magnetic storms on
the earth's surface. 1t seems TO be nm
established fact that a correlation exists
between the macu Wol the SIMS surgsc.
and certain meteorological disturbance
OF corresponding zones of the surface of
the earth. In regard TO the Eecu' a. tbe
correlation is not so clesrly made ont.
People who dislike to have their win.
dows frosted in cold weather can pre-
vent it by rubbing the glass inside md
outside with glyeerine'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

ADVICE TO CHICKEN Breeders. Make
no contracts the first year and none at
any time you are not sure you can fill,
One must have experience to be able to
count eggs before they are laid-and
we all know the danger of counting
chickens before they are Matched. The
profits of poultry keeping come from
eggs, from broiIers and from the sale OF
fat young fowls III the autumn and win
ter. Harvest time is from December
to March for eggs from March to June
for bro lers and from November to May
for fat chickens, At these seasons there
is always a hungry market for good al.
ticles, The seasons, the exigeucies OF
those who have h ems and take little care
OF them and the game laws regulate
these things.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

OLD BACHELOR 8 CAKE.-One pound
Of -four, half a pound of sugar. quarter
OF a 4 pound of butter, four wineglasses
of milk, half a pound of SuItana raisins,
quarter of a pound OF currants, the same
OF candIed peel, quarter OF a nutmeg,
two ~teaspoonfuls of ground ginger one
of cinnamon and one of carbonate OF
soda. Mix the Ingredients thoroughly
and bake in a moderate oven for one
hour and a hall.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

A GOOD plain padding is made OF n
cupful OF soda cream, half a cuptul oil
molasses, half a cupful of melted butter
one teaspoonful of soda, a little salt
Mix the molasses and butter together,
and beat until they are very light. SIR
IA the cream and -four; heat until the
batter is perfectly smooth and Tree from
Jumps. Butter the pudding mould and
pour in the batter. Let 1t boil for an
hour and a hall. Serve with sweet
wine sauce,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
Hoods S~arsaparilla.

''FOr years ] suffered from Indigestion, being
very restless IN the night, aud in the morning ]
would set up with a very tired feeling. After
taxing only part OF a Dfttle Ut Hoods S8rsaparilla
! slept wei ami felt refreshed on waking. Hoods
SafsapaTila has done me NOR good On n anything
eise.' MRS. H.. b WtNAN-, jackson, Mich,
"IiOod's Sar7aparllla has been OF market bene-
o. TO me. / nave renewed my strength my appe-
TIE IS good; ] ireI Ike "a different person. MRS
A. ?. PROCTOR, Marblchcad, Mass.
"FOr over a year / had two running sores on my
neck. ! TOOK Hoods Sarsaparlla aud am entirely
cnred.n Q. d. LOYEIOY. LOweI, Moss.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

UNCLE BozR was indisposed last week.
He had an attack of malaria and fever
and chills, and a variety of ailments,
and finally had to go to a doctor, who
advised him TO take quinine and whis-
key. Uncle Boze was almost well again
with the thoughts Of ii, and a day or
two ago the doctor met him and de-
manded, "Well, uncle. did you take
that quinine and whiskey. a. I told
you?" eyes, boss, l done took it. i
done tied the quinine 20 de neck o. de
bottle IN drinkt de whiskey. l low 1t
done me a heap O good, boss, powful
heap"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

HJNEY PUDDNG.-Three pints OF
thinly sliced apples. n pint of honey,
one pint of flour, one pint of corn meal,
small piece of butter, n ~teaspoontul
OF soda, the juice of two lemons and
three grated lemon rinds. STIR the dry
soda into the honey, then add the APP
pies, melted butter and o little salt.
Now add the other ingredients and STIR
In the flour. Bake one hour and serve
with saupp
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

The New York Tribune in its market
report. explained why some butter is
sold for such low prices. In speaking
of butter it said: Light colored goods
are very hard to dispose of and several
lots were thought well sold at 8 to 10
cents" If butter makers would get
the top price, they should use the I'M
proved Butter Color, made by Wells.
Richardson Il Co., Burlington, Vt. 1t
gives a pure dandeiion color and never
turns red. or rancid, but tends to i'm
prove and preserve TIE butter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

DR.. D. f. Pennington, D. d. s., $50
West Fayette street, Baltimore, Mary
land, stptes that he has personally used
the Red Star Cough Cure aud n his
family, and has found it q prompt and
sure remedy for coughs and colds. No
bad results of other cough remedies.
Not a trace of opium or morphia.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

"RUE for the docEor, John, for heav-
ems sake" said Mrs. Gum, who lives
on Harrison street,
"Why. Susan2 What's the NATTER"
asked her husband.
just look at the baby's face. Some
thing has bit and lacerated it. It must
have been q spider. Run for the doc
tor"
"Oh, we don't need any doctor. 1t
will soon get well, and you can prevent
a repetition of the trouble"
"t prevent a repetition of the trouble!
How?"
EITHER by letting the baby sleep at
the head of the bed. or by parting your
toenails"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

OATMEAL FOR Cows,-Of the use c
oatmeal for COWS, says a dairy writer,
mention is not often made in this coun-
try; but when spoken of it is always
with praise. That it is better than
cornmeal there can be no doubt; it is
richer in both a1buminoids and fat, and
the usefulness of these two nutriments,
and especially the former, for making
milk, is shown not only by the results
of numerous careful experiments but
by the acknowledged usefulness Of oil
cake meal. Where this meal Is used
freely there would be less use for cat
meal; but under some circumstances it
might be sdEantageously substituted
for the bran in the favorite mixture for
cows of Indian meal and bran.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

To ~counteract the eG5os o. a dose Of
poison accidentally Administered to a
man, near Beattyville, KY, there beng
no emetic remedy on hand, . woman
thought the nicotine found IN a pipe
stem would answer the purpose. She
broke an old stem, scraped out the in
side and gave it to the patient, who
died ia ten minutes,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

I A qrs-rrrNAv travelling IN viroipia
one summer. bad occasion to take n
stage ride 10 order to visit the Natural
Rrf,rge. Riding on the scat with the
drivtr he fell INTO conversation with
bim. and found that he was an old
hunter. who was "a veteran In killing
deer. bears. aud smaller game. Pass
ipg a stream, the traveller inquired If il
contained fish.
oIots Of EN- was the reply.
''What Elnuf'
mostly trout. said the driver. "Ali
these mountain streams are full OF
trout"
''They must be tine eating, " was the
next remark.
"Flue eatin', exclaimed the driver.
Just 20 up to the mountain and
ketch half "a dDzsn trout about twelve
inches long, clean EN- without washing
rub ~ some salt, roll 'em III lujun
meal. and bake EN- in the ashes-eood
why, stranger, they beat hamr'
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

An Old physician, retired from practice, having
mad placed In his hands by an East India mission.
airy inc formula Of a simple vegetable remedy for
the speedy ard permanent cure Of Consumption,
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma, and all Throat and
Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure
Tor Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints,
after having tested IFS wonderful curative powers
In thousands of cases, has felt it his duty TO make
10 known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this
motive and a desii e to relieve human suffering. /
win send free OF charge, to all WHO desire it, this
recipe, III German, French or English, with ful
directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail
by addressing WIN stamp, naming this paper, W.
A MOVES. l4g POtcel's FLOCK, Rochester, \. T..
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

CLEo-'I had a terrible fright yes
terday evening when 1 returned home
from your house."
May-"What was it?"
Cleo-''Why L found a mysterious
package lying on the sofa wrapped up
in a silk Handkerchief, / felt sure 1t
was dynamite, and 1 was frightened out
of my wits"
May-"Mercy sake. What is this
country coming tool Who put it there,
I wonder? Was it really dynamite?'
Cleo-"No: 1T was a bottle of whis-
key that had shipped out of my beau's
pocket"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
W. method patented by Hang & Hof

The method patented by Hang & Hoff-
man for obtaining a substance which
can be used instead of caoutchouc con-
slsts in dissolving hare or rabbit skins,
which have been previously washed and
derived of the hair, in five per cent. of
raw ~glvcerine. to which some water
has been added, the mixture be ng
boiled in an autoelave until the
dissolution is complete. Twelve parts
of the obtained mass are then melted
together with twelve parts Of raw glycer-
me, a little water and u part of an
alkaline chromate or Of bichrornate of
potash, The obtained product is dried
in the dark and has the same appear
ance as eaoutchouc.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

4 sheet Of ordinary paper warmed IN
front of a IRE viii ia a dark place, give
a very decided electric spark upon the
application of the kuuekle with a crrck-
ling sound. Place a sheet of gold leaf
between two sheets Of paper thus cleo
triied. aud pass a pencil point over
them ina ziR-zag course, and a luminous
fash quite strong will appear.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

A CARVING CLoTH. "A pretty addition
to the dining table, and a welcome n
to the gentleman who has to do the
carving, can be made of strips of linen,
four or six inches wide, hemmed on
each side and Joined by rick-rack, knit
tel insertion, fea~ther-edged work or
crocheted strips. If the linen is six
inches, two rows of the open work and
three Of linen will make a good width.
The ends to be finished with knitted or
crocheted lace, or a linen fringe with
kuotted heading.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
Tins anecdote must be old, but 1t is

THIS anecdote must be old, but 1t is
good and not common. A devoted
Methodist, it is SAID, asked John Wes-
ley what he thought as to his marrying
a certain woman we'll known to both.
Wesley advised him not to think Of it,
'Why," said the other, ''she is q mem
Der OF your church. isn't she2" Eyes, was
the reply. ''Aud you think she is truly
a Christian wOmang" Yes" said Wes-
ley, 81 believe she is" "WelI then
why not marry her?" Because" re-
piled Wesiey-"because, my friend,
the Lord can live with a great many
people that Won and | can't"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
Prerce,s nPIensant Ps1Iets..

Pteroe's pheasant Purgativs PeIIets,''
Positively Popular; Provoke Praise; Prove
Priceless, Peculiarly Prompt; Perceptibly
Potent; Producing Permanent Profit;
Precluding Pimples and Pustules; Pro
noting Purity and Peace. Purchase. Price,
Petty. Pharmacists PatroniziBg Pierce
Procure Plenty.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

ST. PAUL LADY, was surprised to
hear of your marriage. 1 saw NO c
ton of it in the newspapers.
st. Paul Bride-It was a very quiet
affair-half a dozen kegs of lager beer
and a few sky rockets from the roof.
Mammals health, you know, is far from
robust.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

The nnest tonic for nervous people is Hostel
ter's stomach Biuers, which insure perfect dt'
gestion and assimilation, and the active pefioGn-
AS me system acquires tone through the inuueuce
on TINS benign medicine, he nerves grew stronger
and more tranquil, headaches cease, anu mat
nameless anxiety which IS q popularity OF the
dyspeptic. gives way to cheeriuiness. 10 estab-
ush health on a sare Foundation, use the reeTless
Invigorant For sale by ali Druggists ana Deal
srs generally.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

That the very best bl1oI purifier and spring
medicine Is HoOIs Sarstptrla.
ltat % cures scr0fula, salt Hheum, hoiis, pm
pies, and all other diseases OF the blood.
Ihaf 30 cures b lausues5, ACKNOWLEDGMENT
headacHe, AMI Kidney and liver Complaints
tlat TIE bld0 ls now more susceptible 20 benen
If0u mcdic ne Than az an otHe' scasoa.
~ was troubled with disease or the Kidneys i've
years, ana was rged 70 ny HOODS bdrsaparlla.
After taxing half q bottle j felt greatly r lttved,
my appetite has never been so good, ana I sleep
a-uml-N % ln.amnN- RurLmnLnm- VI
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

IT NAY not be known to some house.
wives that if -four Is kept in a closet
with onions OF cabbage it viii absorb
unpleasant odors from them; you may
not notice this until the flour is cooked.
but then you Will A large chocolate
aud c0coauut cake was prepared for a
tea party not long since. 1t vas not
tasted until it was passed at tea time,
when the mistress observed a strong
onion flavor, which, though an excel
lent one in its proper place, was here a
thing of evil. 1t was discovered after
ward that a basket containing onions
had been left for two days in the store
room with the -four, and everything,
even the bread baked from this flour,
had the onion flavor.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
China.

According to the data obtained by a
San Francisco statlstician the actual
population Of the Chinese Empire is
$50, coo, 900. This congregation of
human beings Is 80 vast that were there
no more births in China it would re-
quire the death of n person every sec
0nd for a period of nearly nine years be-
fore the Monaghan ace would become
extInct.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

BRo1ED PoTAToEs.-Cut cold boiled
potatoes in slices a third of an inch
thick. Dip them in melted butter and
tine bread crumbs. Place in the dou-
bic broiler and broil over a fire that is
not too hot; Garnish with parsley, and
serge on a hot dish; or, a with
salt and pepper, toast till a delicate
brown, arrange on q hot dish and sea.
son with butter.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage expressage and g carriage Hire, and stop
al tue Grand Onion Hotel, opposite Grand Cen.
tral Depot.
eco elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost Of one
million dollars 81 and upwards per day
European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied
with the best, Horse cars, stages aud elevated
railroad TO all depots. Families can live bertel
for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than al
any other nTst-class hotel IN The city.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

A SCIENTIST has found that q woman s
ear Can perceive higher notes than a
mans. This IS the reason why the wo-
man always wakes up first when the
baby cries in tho night.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

Invitations to White House reeep.
tons are made with a type writer and
sheet of paper. This Is hardly the
right brand. The type writer didn't
exist in the days of Jeffersonian SIM
plicity.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

Professor Moselcy, of the famous
Challenger expedition around the world,
has discovered eyes in the shells OF Chi
tonide, no less than IL, 900 being con-
tanned in the shell of a single animal.
As the shell grows larger new eyes are
formed. No other mollusea have any
sense organs in their shells, but the
chitonIde, in addition to eyes, have
elaborate organs OF touch permeating
their shells.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

HOSPITALITY" By the by, Mr.. Jones,
they've elected ye at the Dnatherium,
I'm happy to obsairve, VIII ye do me
the pleasure of dining with me there
next ThursdayP-that is. alongssds of
me, ye know"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

A French physician has written a
long letter on the advantages of groan-
ing and crying. One is that neither
viii be mistaken for singing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

MISS KRBY-'Do you know that &C.
centric person at the adjoining table
who is eating with his knife?"
Mrs. Scott-"Is it possible that you
don't know Mr., Libby, whose uncle just
died and left him a million dollars2
Miss Kirby-No. is that he? How
gracefully he handles his knife.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

A POET sings: ''The iocund spring is
here Yes; we never saw a more iokin'
spring than this is, but it is necessary
to dig through six feet of frost and ice
to see The joke.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

THoss thrifty housekeepers who make
soap at home will find it greatly to their
advantage TO prepare in this way the
lat That is to be used: No matter how
small the quantity Of taIlow OF suet is
that Is not to be cooked with the meat,
frv it out and let it form a clean little
cake; put this away in an old tin pail
with q cover, then when you have
enough to pay for the trouble make it
into soap; you viii thus have per-
feetly pure and clean soap for dish
washing. aud if you use it to cleanse
the clothing also you will see that it
will look better aud will have a sweeter
odor tran if washed with any kind Of
sOan-
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

ROAST HAM.-Soak the ham for twelve
hours in water: place 1t in a deep dish
or e~arthenwsre pan and soak for twenty
four hours in white wine, seaso with
sliced onions, carrots, parsley, laurel
leaves and thyme; cover the pan with a
cloth and press on the lid to prevent
the air getting in. Roast the ham and
baste with the wine IN which 1t was
soaked. When done dish 1t up on q
puree Of spinach.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

A COUGH, COLD, OR SORE THROAT
should not be ne ylected. BROWNS BRoN-
CHIAL TRoCHEs are a simple remedy, and
I give prompt relief. % cts. a o
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

ST. JOSEPH county. Michigan, now
claims to grow more peppermint than
any other locality IN the world. Ii re-
quiyes a moist, mucky soil, but n that
does not retain stagnant water. Where
facilities exist for distilling the oil, it is
a very profitable crop on lard not con.
sidered fit for grain growing,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
AGRIuuLErRE

ltApHnY EoR CumEISG HaI D.
..tIt oil sribtug is considered ~, .
3sst molclu authorities o sFmp''. 3D.
ly E-ast.ou or q diseased c9ltI,'"i %
the stomach. Horses addicted &c. '.'.
VICE are generally thin in flesh, but 3D..
ouGltiou Is probably the result vs. ta.
fIsu aerel state of the digestive ofs
rather than to the act Of gGaspiuE
he mauger OF some other o le-t VIII
the teeth. A horse in which tbs A4a'.
has long existed can readily be lfens'
uizsl by the worn and rounded appear
auce OF the edges OF his front teeth ".so
by the enlarged appearance OF me mus
Giles which depress the jaw. The ha.'
can be prevented in several ways. ONT u
liable 70 return again when the prevent
ing conditions pre removed, By taxing
away the mangUr and feeding from the
around the animal Will have nothing q"
rest his teeth upon, hence as a rule can
not crafty MS propensity IN tins diFesI
ion. except IN some very obstinate cases.
when thQy will seize n of Their kl'e'
and use that for cribbing purposes
Bv mailing a strip Of sheep-5hm ao1Hl
eight inches the entire length oil the
srib, selecting a skin covered with "oo
and sprinkling it freely with cayenne
pepper, renewing 1t occasionally me
worst cr1ber car be persuaded to desis1
from this habit.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

FOR DYSPEPSIA. NDIGEsTIoA, depression OF splr =
It's and general debility IN their various forms; also
as q preventive against fever and ague and other
Intermittent fevHrs, the "Ferro-Phosphorated-
Elixir of Callsaya'made by Casgel, Hazard Il Co.,
New York, and sold by Iii Druggists, IS the best
tonic; aud for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness, II mas no equal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
nnmnrirht CrmeItY.

To permit yourself and lamily to
"Suffer r.
With sickness when it can be prevented
and cured so easily
With Hop BittersIti
Having experienced a great deal OF
"Troublel" from indigestion, 50 much so
bat l came near losing my
Lifei
Nv trouble always came after eating any
food
However light
And digestIDle.
For two or three hours at a tine I had to
60 through the most
Exeruclatiug pains,
and the only way 1 ever got"
"ReliefI'
Was by throwing up all my stomach con-
tanned. No one can conceive the pains
chat / had to 60 through, until
"At Iast?"
i was takenl $50 that for three weeks I
lay in bed and
Could eat nothingl
My sufferings were so that I called two
doctors to give me something that would
stop the pam; their
Efforts were no good to me.
AT last | heard a good deal
about your Hop Bittersi
And determined TO try them" Z.
Got a bottle-in four hours 1 took the
contents Of
Onel
Next day I was out of bed. aud have not
seen u
"Siekr'
Hour. from the same cause siuca
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
Purifes the Blood

"when in the srv ng I felt all run t0wn aud
much debut8te T. : found Hoods Sarsaparllls lust
the medicine 20 build me up. MY wife also, after
much physical prsstratlOn, found IN is use new
life and lasting benefit. Upon our Little CIR, VINO
had been sick with scarlet fever, IFS effect was
marvelous, entirely removing the poison from her
blood and restoring her 20 good health. Hoods
SarsapariIla deserves our highest praise, and Is
worthy the high favor In which Il ls held by the
pubic" e g.. STRATroS. Swampscott, Mass.
~ have used Hoods Sarsaparilla for bilious
ness; think Il a great remedy for tina complaint
J. W. ABBOTT, Manchester, N. IL
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

And then she formed the l~assies, Or
"What is woman's worth?'. asked a fair
damsel of a crusty old bachelor. He did
not know, so she said: w. O.. man double
you o MANI, But a woman feels worth lit
tie if disease has invaded her system and is
daily sapping her strength. For all female
weaknesses, DIR. r, V. Pierce's "Favorite
Prescription" stands unrivaled. 1t cures
the complaint and builds up the system.
Send two letter stamps for pamphlet TO
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

Mr.. HovEY says that he would as
soon think of rubbing off the buds Of a
tree of any kind, and then expect it to
make a good growth, as that a potato
with its buds broken of would produce
a fnll crOp.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18

A very simple contriYance-but at
the same time M very valuable-is
being placed in the switches. frogs and
guards Of the Old Colony Railroad. 1t
consists Of a piece OF hard wood SO
shaped and bOlted to a rail as 10 pre-
vent a persons foot from getting caught
In the groove when on the track Acct
tents Of that kind are Of daily occur
ancG
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-04-18
Barpsrous rhyme.

Lather me lightly and speak to me low,
Oh, nterrogative barber mine;
And I will for i've if to max my hair
grow,
You use magic Carboline.