davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
THE ARABS FRIEND.
How q Distinguished Member of the Lime
Kiln Club Was Suppressed.

How a Distinguished Member of the Lime
Kiln Club Was Suppressed.
Prof Sarsaparilla Hunter then offered
the following resolutions:
RESOLVED. Dat in dis struggle between
England an de Arabs, de sympathies
of dis club go out fur de latter.
You offer dis. do you?' queried the
President, as ne looked from the paper
to Sarsaparilla and back.
Eyes, sab.
You sympathize wild de Arab, do
you?'
Yes, sah.''
"Any pert.ckler reason?'
"a very great reason. sab. De
Arab am seeking to abolish slavery in
England
There was period of silence so
deep and painful that Shindig Watkins
blistered his heel on the hot stove
without realizing it. Brother Gardner
finally said:
'.Giveadam Jones an Pickle Smith
will take de Professor to de ante-room
an rub de back of his neck wild n cold
brick. If dat doan' effect cure, We il
send him to de idiot asylum
The Professor acted Ike one who had
been knocked down by a BRICK house,
and after the rubbing process above
referred to had been completed, he ex-
planned that the resoluto on had been
drawn up by tin-peddler, who had
promised him a new tin pan to present
it.-Detroit Free-Press.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
HOME AND FARM,

--Mush to fry will brown better If
the meal is mixed with milk and then
poured into boiling water.-Erchange
Unless you are able and willing to
personally superintend the scalding of
your milk pans, it would be better to
use earthern ware. Nothing but boil
ing water and plenty of it w Ii remove
the germs of disease that lurk in the
half-washed tin Cleveland
Leader.
In skimming the cream from milk
there should always be milk enough
skinned with the cream to give the
butter, when churned, bright, clear
look. Butter churned from clear cream,
with little or no milk in it. will usually
have an oily or a shiny look. This
shows that the grain of the butter Is
injured, which affects the keeping quail
tiles of the butter.-Dairy Farmer.
Laying pipes under ground is usu-
ally done to drain water from the soil
instead of to bring water to it. But
sub-irrigation has some obvious advan-
tages. The pipes once laid deeply
enough do not need renewal. The
water is just where it is needed for the
roots of crops or trees, and does not
bake or harden the surface. 1t is said
that a company is making cheap &C.
ment pipes, which obviate the greatest
difficulty in irrigation, which has here
tofore been its excessive cost.-N. =.
Herald
White Fruit Cake: One cup of but
ter, two cups of sugar. one cup of sweet
milk, two and one-haf cups of flour.
the whites of seven eggs, two even tea
spoonfuls of baking powder, one pound
each of seeded raisins. figs, dates and
blanched almonds, and one-quarter of
a pound of citron. all chopped fine. Mix
all thoroughly before adding the fruit.
Put baking powder in the flour and
mix well before adding it to the other
ingredients. Sift little flour over the
fruit before stirring it in. Bake slowly,
and try with a splnt to see when it is
done.-7He Household.
Cream Tarts: Make a rich. brittle
crust, with which cover your patty
pans. smoothing off the edges nicely,
and bake well. While these ..shells"
are cooling, take one teacupful (more
or less according to the number of tarts
you want) of perfectly sweet and fresh
cream, skinned free of milk; put this
into a large bowl or other deep dish,
and with your egg-beater whip it to a
thick, stiff froth, add heaping table,
spoonful of fine, white sugar. with
teaspoonful "a small one) of lemon or
vanilla. FIJI the cold shells with this,
and set in a cool place till tea is ready.
Rural Home.
The following is successfully used
by Mr.. Griffith, OF GAINESVILLE, o., for
chicken-cholera. ''Vaccinate hen,
and in eight days her system will be
thoroughly inoculated; then cut off her
head and catch all the blood in some
vessel, then pour the blood on paper to
dry; half drop of this blood is suffi-
Gent to vaccinate fowl, and the blood
of one hen will vaccinate your whole
flock. Catch the fowl you wish to vac
cinase, and with a pin or knife make
little scratch on the thigh Gust enough
to draw bloody, then mo;sten little
piece of the paper with the dried blood
on and stick it on the chickens leg
where you scratched it, then let the
fowl run, and you need have no fear of
chicken-cholera."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

The killing of G. NJ. Hodges, at
Cetulla, suggests the idea OF a change
in the treatment of murder cases. Let
it be understood that when enc man
kills another the killer shall be shot
down on sight, and then hold the third
party to answer to the charge of the
first killing only and show justification
or take the consequences. If every
man knew that if he should kill an
other man, the justification of it
would be tried after his own death,
which must speedily follow the original
killing, the tendency would be to make
fewer reports of bloody deeds.
A7sto1sio (TeL.) Express.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
A Young Spanish physician

A young Spanish physician. DR..
the municipality to Tortosa, to study
the cholera plague at Marseilles. re-
ports, after investigation and careful
experiment, in favor of vaccination as
a remedy. He has obtained material
for efficac!ous inoculat on, and he has,
with commendable courage, tried it
upon his own person and upon the per-
sons of friends. He has been rendered
vote of thanks by the medical insti-
tute at Valencia Next summer DR..
Ferran. it is to be hoped, viii be early
In the Current.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

satisfaction in the purchase. This is one
of the growing evils the present tan
ner has to contend with, not only in
the purchase of hidesfor grain leather,
but for harness, sole, belt, and car
rlage-top leather, wherein a perfect
and smooth grain should be the rule,
not the exception. Previous to the in
PRODUCTION of barbed-wire fences very
little damage was known to the grain
side.-C0r. Boston Shoe and Leather
Reporter
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
rhe o.ooeh of Dospondcnoy,-

In which you are wallowing, On account of
some OF those diseases peculiar to you,
madame. and which have robbed you of
the rosy hue of health, and made life a
burdsn to you, you can easily get out OF:
DR.. Pierce's " Fayorite Prescription" viii
free you from all such troubles, and soon
recall the rose tint OF health to your cheek,
and the elasticity to your step. 1t is a most
perfect specific for all the weaknesses and
irregularities peculiar to your sex. 1t
cures liberation, displacements, internal
fever" bearing down sensations, removes
the tendency to cancerous affections, and
corrects all unnatural discharges. By
druggists,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
Judge Green, of Washington Tel

Judge Green, of Washington Ter
ritory, who was holding court in the
town of Laconner, being DESTROYS of
reaching Seattle by Thursday evening.
held court to conclude the business of
the former county on board the steamer
Washington. in which he took passage
for Seattle, the bar consenting to tn 8
novel procedure. A murder case was
tried and the defendant acquitted The
witnesses had pleasant river trip at
the expense of the Territory Chicago
Tribune.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
Painful Impressions.

A remarkable characteristic of the
average newspaper reader of the day Is
the eagerneSS and avidity one seeks for
painful impressions caused by peruSing
accounts of human suffering Is there
railroad accident steamboat disaS-
ter, hanging, a lynching, a murder or
anything of this nature wildly written
up and giowingly pictured in reporto-
rial descriptive style, it at once becomes
the most interesting item of the paper.
Managers of our large and most success
full metropolitan dailies pander t. this
corrupt and morbid taste of their pa
irons A reporter will be dispatched
hundred miles to gather the latest and
most minute details of some licentiouS
rape or revolving murder, while the
deeds of the good and the virtuous are
never known outside narrow limit.
Full many rose is born to blush unseen
And waste its fragrance on the desert
all"
All this is evidence of mental disease,
truth that can not be cOntradicted
They that are clothed and in their right
mind 10th evil and recital of evil ways;
with them it is "peace on earth and
good will toward men," Heaven on
EARTH is printed on their banner, while
all tuclI ways arc ways Oh pleaSstih-
ness and all their paths are peace" Not
all are conscious of their mental inn
pairment; so long have they suffered
from urinary, digestive and nervous dis
orders, that they consider their feelings
and impressions natural and common to
even heaIthful individuals But il all
such should regain perfect health and
strength of mind and body by using DIR.
GUiSOTT'S YELLOW DOCK AND SARSA.
PARiiLA, they would experience
change of feeling that would be most
gratifying and pleasurabla.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
A Great Horseman.

Mr.. ]. II. Goldsmith, owner of the Wal
nut Grove stock farm, N. Y, says of tho
wonderful curative qualities Of ST. Jacobs
Oil, that having long used it for rheuma-
tism and on bis breeding farm for ailments
Of horses and stue he cheerfuuy accords
this great pain-cure his preference, as the
best he ever used, in an experience OF
twenty years.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
Young Men, Read This.

THEvoLTAIc BELT Co., of Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRo-VoL-
rAIc BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 80 days, to men tyoung or old)
afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vital
ity and all kindred troubles. Also for rheu-
matism, neuralgia,p aralys ,and many 9th
or diseases. Complete restoration to health,
vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in
Cured, as 80 days. trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

ROCHESTER, June /, 1852 Ten
Years ago was attacked with the most
Kidneys.
Extending to the end of my toes and
to my brain!
Which made me deliriOusl
From agony.
. It took three men to hold me on my bed
at times!
The Doctors tried in vain to relieve me.
but to no purpose.
Morphine and other opSdtesl
Had no effecti
After two months was given up to del
when my wife
heard a neighbo- tell what Hop Bitters had
done for her, she at once got and gave me
some. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to go hunting through my system
for the pain.
The second dose eased me so much that
two months. Before had used i've bottles 1
was well and at work as bard any man
could. for over three weeks; but worked too
hard for my strength, and taking a hard cold,
/ was taken with the most acute and painful
rheumatism al through my system that ever
II called the doctors again and aftor several
wees, they left me cripple on crutches for
nv case, and he said Hop Bitters had cured him
and would cure me. poohed at him, but he
was so earnest was induced to use them again.
In less than four weeks threw away my
crutches and went to work lightly and kept on
using the bitters for five weeks, until became
as well as any man living, and have been SO
for SIX years since.
1t has also cured my wife, who had been
sick for years; and has kept her and my
children, well and healthy with from two to
three bottles per year. There is no need to
be sick at all if these bitters are used.
J. j. BERK, Ex-Supervisor.
"That poor invalid wife.
"Sister!
stMother!
"Or daughteri
"Can be made the picture of healthl
"with few bottles of Hop Bitters!
'Wttl you let them suffer-
w None genuine without q bunch of green
Hops on the white label Shun all the vile, pois-
oD5I5 stuff with "Hop" Hops in their naIno.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

YOUNG or middle-aged men suffering
from nervous debility, loss of memory, pre-
mature old age, as the result of bad habits,
should send three letter stamps for illus
trated book Offering sure means of cure.
Address Worlds Dispensary Medical As
ISOLATION. Buffalo, n. Y.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
For Weak Women.

MRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM: about the
first of September, 1881, my wife was taken
with uterine hemorrhage. The best styp-
tics the physician could prescribe did not
check it and she got more and mere en-
feebled. She was troubled with Prolapsus
Uteri, Leucorrhea, numbness of the limbs,
sickness of the stomach and loss of appe-
tite. purchased a trial bottle of your
Vegetable Compound. She said she could
discover salutary effect from the first dose.
Now she is comparatively free from the
Prolapsus, Stomach's sickness, &c. The
hemorrhage is very much better and is
less at the regular periods. Her appetite
is restored, and her general health and
strength are much improved. We feel that
we have been wonderfully benefited and
our hearts are drawn out in gratitude for
the same and in sympathy for other suf-
ferers. for whose sakes we allow our names
to be used"
C.. W. EATON Thurston N V
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

CHIMNEY sweeps prefer to wear dark
scots. This smutch can be said in their
favor.-Ndp!e Leaf
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

All the great rivers of Russia are
interlaced with artificial canals,
through which thousands of barses.
heav " laden, make their way every
navigation season.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

1T is not considered elegant to refer to
a man as dutfer, but there can be no
harm in -emarking that they have Duff
fetin India.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

Plies TooTHACHE DROPS cure in minute,2 Csc.
Glenns Sulphur Soap heals and beautifies. 25c.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns q Bunions.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

CARE you a little French girl?' they
asked dark-ey miss, who was tripping
across a steamers deck. NO" said she;
"I'm a Methodist. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

AN EXTENDED POPULARITY. BRowN's
BRONCHIAL TRoCHES have been before the
public many years. For relieving Coughs
and Throat troubles they are superior to
all other articles. Sold only in boxes.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

"Youh father is entirely bald now, isn,t
hep" said q man to the .sn of millionaire.
Eyes" replied the youth. sadly. ''I'm the
only heir he has sft."-N. T. Herald.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

'WHAT is the stuff that dreams are made
of?' passionately inquired poet. In one
brief word, STRIPES.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

An English circus clown is reported hale
and hearty at the age of eighty. Shows
what light diet will do for man; lived
on sawdust for years, probably.-Boston
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

Dr.. SAGE's Catarrh Remedy cures when
every other so-called remedy fails.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

The average value of the horses in
Massachusetts is greater than in any
State in the Union.-BostoN Post
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

Mp JAMES BRUNT, Deputy Sheriff, Balti-
more, Md, writes: Suffered some time !;
deeply seated cough. Astonishing. Few
doses Of Red Star Cough Cure cured me.
No harm to the system.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

WHAT is the difference between Twee-
dledum and Tweedledee? One is written
with more ease-e's.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

TOMATOES were formerly called love
apples.o They are certainly very soft and
easily mashed"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

If afflicted with Sore Eyes, use Dr.. Isaac
Thompsons Eye Water. Druggists sell it. Csc
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
Many a Lady

is beautiful, all but her skin;
and nobody has ever told
her how easy it is to put
beauty on the skin. Beauty
on the skin is Magnolia.
Balm.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16

w None genuine without q bunch OF green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the vile, pois-
oDelS stuff with Hop or Hops in their mama.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1885-04-16
A Dangerous Case.

- ROCHESTER,, Juno ], 1852 Ten
Years AFRO was attacked with the most
Intense and deathIy pains in my back and
-KiinenS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-11-26
Albert Lea.

District court has convened. There are
five criminal and about dozen civil cases to
be tried by jury, some Of them quite impor-
tant. One of the most interesting is the case
OF Fenhot VS.. The City of Albert Lea for Sl0,-
900 for damages alleged to have been suffered
by his daughter through defective sidewalks.
The only attorneys from abroad yet arrived
are 81. R. Wells of Preston, who will assist
City Attorney McAdam in defending the
above case, and Mr.. Field, who represents
the Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul railway.
Mr. R. P. Lewis OF st. Paul has donated
800 to the Albert Lea college to go towards
purchasing apparatus for the natural science
class. Mr.. and Mrs. Prentice entertained
the entire college household on Tuesday
evening of last week. Ed Crandall lost a
joint of his thumb last Friday while switch
ing cars at the union depot. ...P. O'Brien
was elected second lieutenant at the last reg
uar meeting of Company E.. The
price of hard coal has advanced rs cents per
ton in this city. Lucy, eldest daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. William Hutchinson, died last
Friday of scarlet fever. There are five other
cases of the disease in the city but, none of
them are said to be very dangerous The in
fected blocks are excluded from school privi-
|, ges. I'D. Among the many attractions of this
city this winter will be an ice rink. "A. B.
Hyde of this city, formerly roadmaster on the
Southern Minnesota road, has accepted a po-
sition on road running between New Or
leans and Texas. "A special communication
of Western Star lodge, A. F. and A. NJ, will be
held Friday evening. A number of brethren
from the Waseca lodge are expected to be
present. Harry Gates OF this city, lately in
the employ of the American Express COM
pany at st. Paul, has been promoted to a
SUPPLEMENTARY of route agents of said COM
pany, with headquarters at Fargo. .. Mr.. and
Mrs P. J. Sargent of Cedar Rapids will
tender reception to their many friends at
the Winslow house in this city Dec. 2.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-11-26
Total number of deeds So. SLIT, 81
Capt. Howga.e Heard from.

NEW YORK., Nov. 25.-A special con-
tains the account of one who recently EN-
countered Capt. Howgate on the great
Kanawha and Ohio river packet Boone.
Capt. Howgate spoke with some freedom
of his personal matters. His escape and
wanderings had been carefully chronieied
in diary. The story is romantic and in
cludes thousands of miles of travel by land
and water. He must have travelled the
greater part of the time. although he lived
for some months in quiet suburban town
near New York city and at another period
was settled in Southwest Missouri. where
he was engaged in some sort of mineral Oc-
cupation, which turned out unfortunately.
This interesting diary shows voluminous
notes of California. Oregon. Washington
Territory, Texas and Mexico. Howgate
said he was tired of wandering. He wanted
his case settled in some way and soon.
There is little doubt that if he were assured
of leniency and speedy trial he would be
willing to surrender and take the chances of
a light punishment. His total defalcation
amounts to about $4,000. His Washing
ton property, which has lately been at
tached, was found to be greatly ineum-
hared.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-11-26
Red field.

Thanksgiving day will as usual be OBJ
served in a quiet way in this town. In the
evening the Masons give select party and
ball at their hall which, has recently been
furnished in elegant style. Two of Red
fields editors. II. l.. Henry of the Dispatch
and S. B. Milton of the Journal are at pres
ent in Washington. The former has gone
TO make an effort to hurry the appointment
of postmaster at this place. and the latter
to act as private secretary to Delegate Gift
ford. Since the appointment of new
Judge for the Fifth district number of can
didates have sprung up in this county for
Office of clerk of the court. The idea seems
to prevail among a number of the aspirants
that their political creed in the past will cut
no figure in the contest There are how
ever. well-grounded reasons for believing
that ere long Sphinx county will, for the first
time in her history, have Democrat filling
an important county office. A new Cath
Ollie church has recently been built here. /. /. .
CIV. Barnes. one of the substantial business
men of Rockford. ILL.,. has been looking the
town over for few days. The recent
change in time of the c.. NJ. d st. P.
causes the GLOBE to arrive here about
seven hours later than heretofore. "A new
hotel and opera house are among the con-
templated additions to this city in the near
future.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-11-26
st. Vincent.

Tinted States ms oector Mallon on Friday
last swore out warrant against Mrs. L.
Reynolds of the Canada hotel for smugglinga
cloak from Winnipeg. 1t was then selzed by
United States Inspector Conmy.. ."Detec-
tive Mallon has seized three cloaks during
the last three weeks. Mrs. Q. j. Gooding,
wife of our popular station agent, is visiting
friends at Evansville and ST. Paul. The Red
river between Pembina, st. Vincent and Fort
Pembina which is one and one-half miles dis
taut, is one glaring sheet of ice. The young
people of these places take advantage of this
INN ense rink and of the moonlight nights,
holding there a nightly carnival. Mr.. Ed
Cavileer eff Pembina, who is the most graceful
and daring skater from the mouth of the Red
river TO its source. gives nightly exhibitions
of his wonderful skill as skater. The sig
nal service has furnished the signal office at
st. Vincent handsome new carpet. Signal
Officer Fallon has now one of the finest Offices
in town. The family of Mr. John Doyle. late
chief clerk in the St. Paul, Minneapolis s.
Manitoba railroad Office, ST. Vincent. removed
TO-DAY to Randolph, Mimi, at which place
Mr. Doyle is appointed stationmaster. His
removal is regretted by the people of St Vim
cent, with whom he was universally popular.
Mr.. Doyle was large property owner here.
He was elected on the board of village trus-
tees aud was a member OF the school board.
he is an eloquent speaker, red-hot Demo-
crat and was spoken of by his many friends.
before his removal, as their choice for the
legislature. .. Mr.. Charlton of the firm of
Shaw Charlton, the largest merchants in
this part of the Northwest, leaves for st.
Paul to-day TO purchase goods. Mai. Bray
ton, commander at Fort Pembina, left on the
noon train on an extended visit to Illinois and
Ohio. The major leaves Lieut.. Cornish in
command of the post.