The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1885-07-22


The above chapters, Mr.. Editor. find In
book recently published by an anonymous
author. have read deal of sarcasm in my
day, but | never read anything equal TO the
sarcasm herein contained. l suspect the
experience portrayed is a personal one in
short the author intimates as much ON page
81. Let me give you synopsis;
Malaria" as it states, is the cloak with
which superficial physicians cover up mul.
titude of ill feelings which they do not under
stand, and do not much care TO investigate
1t is also cover for such diseases as they
cannot cure. When they advise their pa
tient to travel or that he has over
worked and needs rest and is probably suf-
fering from malaria. il is a confession of ig-
norance or of inability. The patient goes
abroad. The change is tonic and for a time
he feels better. Comes home. Fickle appe-
tite frequent headaches, severe colds cramps,
seeplessness, irritability, tired feelings, and
general untitneSs for business are succeeded
III due time by alarming attacks OF rheuma-
tism which fits about his body regardless OF
all human feelings.
It is muscular'-in his back. Articular,-
in his joints. Inhammatory, my how he
fears it viii fly to his heartl Now Off he
goes to the springs The doctor sends him
there, Of course, to get we'll: at the same time
he does not really want him to die ON his
haudsl
That would hurt his business!
Better for a few days Returns After a
while neuralgia transdxes him He bloats:
cannot breathe; has pneumonia; cannot
walk; cannot sleep on his left side, is fretful
very nervous and irritable, is pale and flabby
has frequent chills and fevers; everything
ABOUT MIN seems to go wrong, becomes sus-
plclous; musters up strength and demands TO
know what is killing himi
Great heavenW he cries. "why have Won
kept mo so long in ignornnce!n
because, said the doctor, 81 read your
fate five years ago. thought best to keep
you comfortable and ignorant of the facts "
He dismisses his doctor, but too late
His fortune has all gone to fees.
But him, what becomes of himl
Inc other day n well known Wall street
banker said TO me, sit is really astonishing
how general Bright's disease is becoming
Two of my personal friends are now diving
OF It, But it is not incurable, am certain,
for my nephew was recently cured when his
physicians s2id recovery was impossible.
The case seems to me TO be a wonderful one ~
This gentleman formerly represented his gov
ernment in foreign country. He knows,
appreciates and declares the value of that
preparation, because his nephew, who is a
son OF Danish Vice Consul Schmidt, was pro-
nounced incurable. when the remedy War
ners safe cure, was begun. "Yes,n said his
father II was very skeptical, but since TAX.
ing the remedy, the boy is welln
regret to note that ex President Arthur is
said TO be a victim of this terrible disease
He ought to live but the probabilities are
that since authorized remedies cannot cure
him, his physicians will not advise him to
save his life, as so many thousands have
done, by the use of Warmers safe cure which
Gen. Christiabsen, at Drexel, Morgan &
Co. s, told me he regarded "as wonderful
remedy"
Well, l suspect the hero of the book cured
himself by the same means. The internal
evidence points very strongly to this conclu-
sion.
cannot close my notice of this book bet
ter than by quoting his advice TO his readers:
''l2, my friend, you have such an expert
ence as have portrayed, do not put your
trust in physicians to the exclusion of other
remedial agencies. They have no monopoly
over disease and personally know that many
of them are so very conscientious that they
would far prefer that their patients should go
to heaven direct from their powerless hands
than that they should be saved to earth by
| the use of any unauthorized means"
| And that the authors condemnation is too
true, how many thousands duped, and yet
rescued, as he was, ran personally testifyl