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FOR LOVERS.

Burlington Hawkeye: 1t is the young
lover who finds himself kicked down the
front steps by the irate parent trying to
save enough on coal and gas to pay taxes
with who makes his appearance before the
footlights.
Boston Courier: Emerson says, "All
mankind loves lover" 1t may be so, it
may be so; but if it is, why is it that so
many fathers wear copper-toed boots and
give savage bulldogs the run of their front
yards at night?
Stockton Maveric: A lone-letter may be
said to be writ of attachment.
Norristown Herald: At Stratford Conn.,,
courtship that has been carried ON for 81
years is still in progress. 1t is safe to wa
ger that the girls father is dead-Or else an
invalid and so weak that he cannot lift his
feet.
San Francisco Ingleside: Ouida says that
the love of girl should not be begged, but
conquered That's the way they do in At
RIGA. The swain gets behind tree and
when his best girl comes along he clubs her
and carries her home on his shoulders.
Lowell Citizen: japanese women, it is
said, use their finger-nais as pens when
writing love-letters. That accounts for the
vast number of bald-headed, battle-scarred
men one meets in Japan.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-31

positories are allowed to pay out for ten
days after the drawers death. This law
applies to single-name checks of course.
Henceforth, therefore, the only thing to be
considered in taking and depOsiting such
single checks is the drawers financial stand
ing and character Hitherto the taker had
reason to be afraid that the drawer might
die before payment, and if known to the
payee the holder would have to wait one or
two years until the estate could be settled,
and it might then be proved insolvent.
Hence man alone in business had not the
same facilities lat least so far as giving out
checks in settlement of accounts) as he who
had partner. The amendment of the law
just enacted was certainly called for, and
business men will be glad to know that it
has been made.
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Madame snnokedIt.

From the Detroit Journal.
Women are capable of heroic acts in these
days of commonplace as in the Amazonian
times. A Cuban gentleman and his wife,
an American lady, arrived here from the
Bermudas few days ago. She was EVIL
IDENTIFY very ill, and when they were de-
tanned by the custom house inspector, whom
the Cuban assured would find nothing duti-
able in the handbag, he insisted upon ex-
aiming. After rumaging around he found
box containing ten packages of cigarets.
Then the Inspector was triumphant for the
law allows passenger to bring only 100
cigarets for personal use free of duty. He
was about to pronounce sentence upon the
Cuban, when his wife stepped forward
trembling with weakness, and said: ''The
second hundred are for my own use, sir"
'sThen madame cannot object to smok-
ing one,' said the inspector with sneer.
Certainly, l will smoke one," and she
smoked one of the strong Havana cigarets.
On their way to the st. James hotel she
was terribly sick and had to stop at a doc
tors for an hour.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-31
The Niggardly Rich.
Henry Ward Beecher.

When a man is niggardly of his wealth,
and neither while he lives or when he dies
contributes anything, such is the public
spirit of the people of this land that this is
a mark of infamy that is put upon him, for
it is the judgment of our people that wealth
has it's obligations and must serve the COM
monwealth, and whenever by an appeal,
such as has been made by one of our emin-
ent daily journals, our people shall have
rolled in their hundreds, their thousands of
dollars in small sums from every class OF
the people-from the dwellings, from the
workshops, from the riverside, from the
country, out of schools, from exhibitions
and lectures the lower tier of
riches in this land shall have erected that
luminous statue of liberty, that will be one
more memorial of the generous tendencies
of the common people in this land. Not
only will that stand as torch, recognizing
light and liberty, but this will be memorial
of the contributions in two nations of the
pennies of the poor laboring people. Fol-
the statue is the gift of the common peopl e
of France, and its erection will be the me-
mortal of the common people of America.
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Ex.BankerFish,s Romance.

I met typical old New England Yam
kee the other day, writes correspondent,
who seemed very anxious to get what par
ticularS he could of Mr.. James D. Fish's
recent fortunes. 'You see l used to know
Jim" half in apology, half in explanation;
land can't help being curious about him.
He was always cute one, and never for
got to look out for number one. A good
many years ago. more than l care to count,
James Fish came to spend couple of
months in my town. l was about as green
as Yankee boy can be, and Fish was a
great attraction. / was sure that nothing
was too good for him, and / was only too
happy tOEshare all my treasures with him,
or, thatlis, all but one, and to that one he
took a particular fancy AS l said, [ was
young and foolish; had all idea that a
little pink and white bit of femininity that
attended the seminary in our town lit was
school famous in all that country was
rather the incest thing OF the footStOOl.
She was pretty girl-girls were pretty in
those days. Fish saw her first in church
where she sat dutifully in one of the school
pews. AS usual, spent more time admir-
ing her bonnet than in listening to the par
son. Fish was with me and / suppose his
eyes followed mine; at any rate, before
church was over he asked me who she was,
and told him. He soon made her ac-
quaintance, and in pretty short order the
sbhoolmistress had learned that Annie had
cousin in the town whose existence she
had never heard of before. In those days
the rules of girls schools were strict and
all that the pupils were allowed in the way
of pastry was pies. These were frequently
sent to the scholars by their relatives; the
seminary authorities soon learned that
Armies cousin must be famous piemaker.
Her pies grew more and more numerous,
till it became standing conundrum how
such delicate girl could possibly eat such
enormous quantities of New England's
staple. One day Annie had trihing head
ache; she was confined to her room, and
the daily pie fell into the hands of teacher
who was acting as nurse. 1t was good,
big, fat pie that the cousin sent out this
day, and the teacher, whose lunch was be-
hind hand, made free to help herself to a
small slice. She felt sure Annie would
think it all right. In went the knife; off
broke the crust; but displayed to the
amazed gaze of that teacher was no such
wholesome compound as she had expected
of apples, and spices, and molasses but in
stead mass of indigeStible writing paper
And the paper wasn't blank; it was covered
all over with writing-a genuine love-letter.
That was enough; Armies pies were no
longer mystery and the Cousins interest
wasn't hid under any more crust. School
discipline had its own sweet way for a
while, and it did not take Annie long to get
well, nor Jim long to leave town after the
story leaked out. No, I didn't win my
sweetheart back again. She is the wife of
Massachusetts, judge now, and Jim he's
in trouble again for being too tarna-
ton smart" Ny friend moved away, ap-
parently satisfied that Providence had
finally avenged the wrongs of his youth.
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about Miss Russell continually, and she
thus is more extensively advertised than
any other actress on the stage except Mrs.
Langtry Just as the reader has become
accustomed to see the stout opera singer,
her fat baby and Mr.. Solomon in the street,
he picks up the newspaper and finds that
she is getting married again. Then the
paint, cosmetic, Makeup OF whatever they
call it, poisons Miss Russells face, and she
has another siege. j am told that this par
ticular sort of makeup was considered a
very good thing at the Casino. Somebody
introduced it there and it achieved wide
spread popularity. A great many of the
chorus girls are suffering from the same
trouble that resulted in Miss Russelrs case,
but none of their faces were swollen as
severely as hers.
DOWN IN WALL. STREET.
Down in Wall street dullness reigns. The
brokers who used to fatten On the losses OF
amateur spectators are in the dumps. The
withdrawal of the Vanderbilt family and
interests was the worst blow Wall street had
received in many year, for they had been
heavy and constant traders and had been a
mainstay to the properties that bore their
name Lake Shore and New York central
Vanderbilts ceased to support them. Wall
street loses this spring, too, the presence and
the very hard cash of Cyrus w. Field, who
at the end of fifty years of active business
life begins to close out accounts He is
very rich and might be richer if he hung on
for ten years longer, for it is not his way to
lose money. Russell Sage, too, has prac-
tically ceased to write puts and calls on the
market and he is not specializing now either
The May panic scared this old twenty mill
ionaire out of at least twenty years growth.
For two days at that eventful period he was
in state of absolute collapse, repudiat ting
all contracts and crying to himself that he
was ruined. 1t turned out that he did not
lose more than two millions of dollars. But
he writes no more privileges of consequence
now and yet mOurnS the loss of the two
millions.
Gould gulped down his losses on that oc-
casion without moving muscle-and they
were big losses, too. The street believes
that Gould will retire as soon as he can rid
himself of some of his load. He has liqui-
dated to a large extent, but he has lot of
stuff yet on hand that he wishes to sell.
Sidney Dillon is another of the old-timers
who will be out of the street before another
twelvemOnth rolls by.
George L. Seney was forced to retire
bankrupt, as result of the panic year
ago, and Commodore Garrison, who was a
bowling delight to the street, has ended his
career by death.
There are very few young men of promise
coming up to take the places of these old
stagers. There is not now the chance to
make money that they had in their day, and
it is doubtful whether there ever will be in
this country, for all the railroads that the
country needs, and more too, have been
built
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I'm THE gle IL M AN.

From the Century.
She stood upon the polished floor,
Amid the bathrooms blazing light,
And slowly scanned the circle Ger,
That form'd the dance that night.
(The waltz they playd was 'Woman's Love-"
She stood and stroked her long white glove.
The creamy silk her form caress'd,
A bunch Of plumes hung DER her heart,
Her bosom by soft lace was pressd,
Her rich red lips apart.
THE German was the dance that night)
One high-heeled shoe was just in sight
She held favor in her hand
A dainty, perfumed. painted thing,
A tiny heart-yet he would stand,
Who won that prize, King
(The waltz they played was ''Woman's Love. ,"
How fast my throbbing pulse did move!
Men watch'd her with eager eyes,
Upon her curls the light did shine;
Then with look of sweet surprise
Her great gray eyes met mine.
(The German was the dance that night
She smiled-her smile was wondrous bright.
She waved her fan coquettishly,
Aud half inclined her well-poised head.
AS in a tone part coy, part shy,
t'Here, take my heart, she said.
(The waltz they PLAYED was 'sWomans Love-
Her hand in mine lay like a dove.
] felt love in my pulses start
She was my own for that brief space;
Her heart was beating 'gainst my heart,
Her breath play'd DER my face.
(The German was the dance that night
The dawn broke slowly into light
Has she who gave forgotten quite?
wear that heart my own above.
(The German was the dance that night;
The waltz they play'd was woman
Lovely
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BANGS AND BANGLES.

She drives him quite mad
And his heart she entangles,
She makes him feel bad
With her bangs and her bangles.
And he futters about
Like sparrow that wrangles,
For she puts him quite out
With her bangs and her bangles.
All, me! for her sake
In her footsteps he bangles,
For she makes him cake
With her bangs and her bangles.
AS baldhead will greet
A fair dancer in spangles,
He's after this cheat
With her bangs and her bangles.
Boston Budget.
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From the Boston Traveller
Bankers and business men generally have
suffered considerable inconvenience by the
delayed payments of drafts and orders pre-
scented for payment after the death of the
drawer. The legislature has just passed a
law, and it has been signed by Gov. Robin
son, by which savings banks can pay for
thirty days after the date of the ssorder, .
and later if no actual notice of the drawers
demise has been received, and national
banks, trust. safe deposit and all other de-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1885-05-31
At The End of a Long Tongue.

YOnkers Statesman.
'sDear me! I wish could think of that
thing; it's right ON the end of my tonguer'
exclaimed Mrs. Crimsonbeak to her hus-
band the other evening.
1T must be long way off" replied Mr..
Crimsonbeak.
"a long way Off" retorted his wife;
didn't say it was on the end of my
+ongue"
Eyes, you certainly did, Mrs. Crimson
beak, but your tongue is SO exceedingly
long you knoww
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Where the Customers Come From.

Where the CWStOmers Come From.
Wall Street News.
A Boston man who lately made mar
rage and went West on his bridal tour was
approached by person at Denver with the
inquiry:
''Jist bin mar'd?
eyes"
s'Marry rich?"
''She was worth 500, OOO.A
SIS her father living?"
enc"
'.Good! rll sell you $4,000 worth of
stock in silver mine Tor 49, 600. Her
money will pay for it, and you will be $685.
900 ahead It's game we play almost
every week, and the parties are generally
from BOstOnr'
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Just Like BOYS of Older G Growth.

whats the matter?" called mother,
turning to her little boy who 'set up" a
howl. '.What are you crying about?"
''Iwant something"
''What do you want?"
81 have forgot what it is an that's what
makes me cry. '-Arkansaw Traveller.
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Judge Church. OF Deadwood, has made
discovery and it is one OF Importance.
He has discovered the existence of law,
passed by the last congress as rider TO
the ILdian incidental bill, which re-
moves the trial of Indian cases from
United States courts in territories to the
territorial courts. The section of the law
covering this point reads as follows:
Sec. 8. That Immediately upon and
after the date of the passage of this act,
all Indians committing against the per-
son or property of another Indian or
other person any of the following crimes,
namely, murder, manslaughter, rape, as.
sault with intent to kill, arson, burglary
and larceny within any territory of the
United States, and either within or with
out any Indian reservation, shall be sub
iect therefor to the laws of such terri
tory relating to said crimes, and shall be
tried therefor in the same courts and in
the same manner, and shall be subject
to the same penalties as are other per.
sons charged with the commission OF
said crimes, respectively; and the said
courts ere hereby given jurisdiction in
all such cases; and all such Indians com
mitting any of the above crimes against
the person or property of another Indian
or other person within the boundaries OF
any state of the United States, and
| within the limits of any Indian reserva.
ton, shall be subject to the sans laws,
tried IN the same courts and in the same
manner and subject to the same penal
ties as are all other persons committing
| any of the above crimes within the OK.
elusive jurisdiction in the United States
Approved March 3. 1885.
The Indians are the wards of the gov
ernment, but the taxpayers of the terri
tories are called upon to pay the expenses
OF the numerous trials arising from In
dian depredations upon whites and uper
each other. None of the counties occu
pied by Indians in Dakota are under
civil government and by thu terms o
this enactment they must be attached
to organized counties for Judicial pur
poses and the white occupants of sucl
counties must pay the expenses of al
prosecutions.
The first and second districts of Dako
to contain within their boundaries mos
of the counties occupied by Indians ant
actions brought against these Indial
occupants in the two districts name,
have heretofore been tried in Deadwoo
and in Yankton at the expense of th
general government. Under presen
arrangements Lawrence and Yanktol
counties will be called upon to foot th
bills, and the presumption is that juri.
diction of these cases passes fror
the United States attorney I
the district attorneys OF th
1.-TWO counties named. We are OF th
Press and daily Dakotaian. (Yankton, Dakota Territory [S.D.]) 1880-1889, 1885-08-18

balance OF power by the exiled Irish in
England and Scotland. With that
strength they will be able to throttle
English legislation and thus compel the
English to allow them to retire from the
atmosphere polluted with royal and
aristocratic obestiality, and to establish
free parliament for the government of
q free people in Ireland. In the accom-.
pllshment of this work they need one
more great effort on the part of their
American auxllleries. We appeal to
every branch of the league to give re-
Dewed life .and determination to the
work. We ernestly invite all who are
not members to JOIN the league, and we
invite all men of our race. whether mem.
bers of the league or not, to forward sub
scriptions for the parliamentary fund to
Rev. Charles O'Reilly, D. D., treasurer,
Detroit. Michigan. At the convention
to be held in January it is more than
probable that Mr.. Parnell will be pres
ent. 1t is certain that the Irish parlia.
ment party will be represented. At that
gathering the progress and condition of
the Irish people will be stated to
your representatives, and VIC believe, as
we earnestly pray, that the next con-
vention after that will be one called to
receive delegation who will come from
the Irish parliament in College Green.
In the evening large demonstration
was held at Ogden's grove, the same be-
ing attended by several thousand friends
| of the Irish cause. The grounds were
brilliantly illuminated and decorated
with banners and emblems suited to the
occasion. Among the addresses deliv-
cred was one by Senator Riddleberger,
of Virginia.
Alexander Sullivan, ex-president OF
the Irish American league of America
was called to the chair, and after speak.
Ing briefly on the object of the confer.
ence to-day and the league in
general, introduced Senator Riddleber.
ger in the following words:
The distinguished American patriot
who is to address you this evening does
not claim, like Mr.. Lowell, that he Ii
English. He will not tell you, like MIR
Phelps, that the prince of Wales is {
proper model for your sons and that
English green is our green. He will not
tell you that the English queen Is oul
!queen also. He does not believe will
some Americans that the United States
senate is an annex to Scotland yard
He does not put on mourning whenever
stones fall from the walls of Babylon.
Chicago, Aug. 15--The executive com
mittee of the Irish National league O
America decided tonight to hold ma
tional convention at Chicago in January
the exact date to be fixed through Col
respondence between Parnell and Egar
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opinion that the untutored child OF the
plains can in the future pursue his un-
lawful avocatiODs without fear of JUS
tice. excepting such as IL metcd out at
the muzzle Of rifle or the end of AL un-
authorized rope. The effect of the Law
will be to encourage lawlessness among
the Indians and retaliation among the
whites.
It is said that the rider was stolen in
upon the bill By some unknown states.
man and was not noticed by the other
statesmen upon whom devolves the duty
OF manufacturing laws. 1t was instigated
by Commissioner Price but was bung-
lingly executed. His desire was to cre-
ate court for tie trial of Indian cases
exclusively, at government expense. The
work was entrusted to some one who
evidently had no knowledge of existing
conditlons, with the result above stated
The pecuniary value of the possession
of United States courts in territories ii
somewhat lessened by the passage ant
approval of this congressional enact
ment.
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