The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-02-26
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upaA 10 preach
"A Kans.s cowboy stepped stage fall
81 passengers, and made them usit vhils
n. read poem Of % verses dedicated 10
bis Mary Jane. There are some things .,
bs1 - shooting.
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tbrsv ssov ball u her husbaad. bsoks
her j4~bsss silL her elbow. and nov
evsry maaiu to~n i trying to get bis viis
to thtow q snssball at him.
"A Staten Island widow Who hal
changed her name three times. wrote to
lady hicod; Never mary a man with
mu.tscho; IL you do he'll think more o
The horrid thing than Of you.
PA, "s4sksd young Johnny Jarphly
.shat ID deisulterf" He il man whs
loses mopey that does not belong TO him
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VIA, is haancier,' "0ns that hangs OF
10 II !"
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said tramp to pal: Hos dyer think
hsppenedy" Bull dog?' Nope.
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s.ksa Brown. "why. she came might
.@sr speaking OF my beautiful raven locks
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booked Ikea crows nest"
= Enlalis Why. Maud, you seem
little lame" Mand Yes, ! had my fss
feost bitten. Dear me! How?
.wlile s.eishing' with Mabel, sup
po-syr No; with gentleman I'm
possible" my brother" "Ohl"
--."Your ages' asked the Judge. Thin
/, i've. your honor replied the woman
"lIut ynu were 50 the last time you yer
here. three years ago 'And does you
Louor think I'm the woman TO say on
thug one day and another thing AAothers
IA farmer near Mt Tabor was seen
few rods from the highway with 20 foo
pol.. pushing il iuio the SNOW 10 variou
places. When asked What be ives doini
he said: / ksov about where my bar
stood ssd sm trying 70 strike the ride
psle'
Tie miscbiefs TO pay now" 81
claimed the loader Of the orchestra "Ps
lost my baton. Can't somebody find N
stick 10 beat time With" The music
ian. wondered Why he didn't take the fir
,ioli.. but every ons discretely held b
IN il said that the most grspLic Dc
eruption u Fanny Ellslsr's dancing VI
given ~ 4 vermont~r on his return fro
Bosieu, where H. h.d been ssionisbed
lur aslily H. rsii. She 4 as mne
qa,rL-r than lightning - lightning
aD,.k.r than . stone wall
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~. s.n Inv broad platform Of the pri
sivl.s Of 4as. aud palsisd be my arm II
desert en- '-You stand on nothing
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rrp.J, YOU si.ni on any boots. that u
never pail ms for, aud | want she money
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irscssi club fever Iii upon brillia
.chems secsnily She procured part
sorn grailrmans glove and Isft i on Y
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