New-York tribune., 1885-02-11
THE TALK.OF THE DAY.


Some Brooklyn people don't want the hideous cogswA
statue and fountain removed because tho square wbs
It stsnds was formerly lounging pace for msn Asu
it is deserted Brooklyn losfers must be more suses
tible set than has been generally supposed.
Patent Medicine veuderI Did you ever Try my inaat
se Ssysr s Sr yse SS. Trend q n.
p. NJ. Vs. Yes : aud how did It work v Strange
cold weather set IN and he didn't cold or ooe1S
the whole winter" r v. M q That's the way It awSyS
stranger Always % works that way sS I'm sorry ri i
hear thst My iriend you know DIED five minutes ate
finishing the second bottle. ."-lBoston Transcript.
The manpng of the Ship of State, which gives capts,
Cleveland much trouble, may after all be settled b.
Daniel Manning
Boston, actively interested In temperance work. pro-
pairing petition to be presented during the present
prohipng the sale Of liquor within 400 yards ~ :
cnurrh. Such law would close most Of our saloons
Boston Traveller
The owner Of q vineyard in Fresno Cal has kept hs
of bugs and during the past season by
turning three hundred turkeys into It,
tended obituaries, haS ood deal OF trouble get any
thing else o It's columns and Apologies for poning
obituaries. but our columns only admit Of limited
number weekly. Brethren plead earnestly not 10 have
dsay Which they themselves create Some desire "a q
early insertion but this not thoss
that Rave preceded them "-lsprngneld Union.
1t is said that Democratic patriots want to engage
the Mexican band at the Exposition furnish the
music at Inauguration ball There Is harm tais
but will be rather awkward for Che band to hear the
admirers of Old Hickory" tell how he whipped their
cOuntrymen.
Heard on winter-st. the other day:
First MssYou had better take these tickets and 60
the symphony concert rehearsal this afternoon.
Second Miss ON. no, thank you. had much rather
go TO the chropodists ts-lBoston Budget
Mr. Owney Geoghegan's ghost seems to have lost nons
OF the peculiarties which distinguished its somet.ms
feshly owner. 1t has been In drunken and die
orderly condition over on Long Island
New-zealand, with population of only half million
supports 100 newspapers. thirty OF which are daily.
Lady Maud Ogilvy, who lives in grand castle cover:
ing ground In Scotland u so well pleased
with her perences In Colorado last season thar se
will return aud take up her residence on her brothers
rancn some time during next month. t may interest
Colorado girls know that she dresses very plainly
an accomplished cook and can put up stovepIpe @
break a bronch0 TIE latest news from Egypt Is that
brother Lord Airlie not fatally wounded in the
Ditle with the ARABS under General -lGree!ey
(Coloradol Tribune
Barry Sullivan. the Irish trageaisu was playing b
Richard III" some yesn seD ST Shrewsbury IN
England. When The acts, came 10 the lines:
A horse horsei
Ny kingdom f0r q iIDrHe"
some one In the Ssf called Wouldn't do you.
Mr. saivan 2" yes respundsd tine tr4cedan turning
stage door"
where Is your horss nov, Mr.. Bo1cicault y the
reporter AS ked him.
Sowherp-and syerywhcre.- sala ne with Conn the
Shaughrun's twinkle In his eyes. asn citizen OF ne
world IL is idle for In INV profession 10 tnDk ot
having % real home. have what the French call pte
a tere q footholi New-York. and one in London. and
call New York my horle There's toe much dynamite N
London FOR me- "-lLcwiston Me Journal
An anti-railroad orator had The floor in the Florida
legislature the other lay He eloquent recital
the hg-handed outrages committed by :he railroads.
and Il. conclusion exclaimed with telif 4 heo . And
why. let ask this honorable boiy do the railroads
do this ." At this point bony legislator three
of him. aud drawing from his pocket
handful of railroad passes. said. This is hy" Tho
eloquent orator had no more to say.
Our American cousins OF the United States war-sh!p
IIoquos been all the rage during their too short
stay port t quite co Dad. however, To give
them quite such dose Of Yankee Doodle" wherever
they went; for the PROBABILITY is that they have heard
rest for awhile Already some OF our eiding bellies are
beginning TO speak With q very decided Yankee twalg
and calclate and guess to any extent -rusiIanan
Mail.
The richest Chinaman In America Is said to be All IT, Of
La Porte, Cal, who Is worth $2,0o0.0O0.
People nowadays feel that their really part
OF themselves that they part OF their rooms
whichever prefer SO now. instead OF COM ug to the
the photographer goes 10 then lie taxes
with him a supply Of Instantaneous plates, poses bis
subject In his or her particular ar-c air. and with
good and Judgment In the OF the Light
pose he is likely to secure result far removed from
the conventonalitics Of the gallery " picture. Tue
cost is great and lind there is growing demand
for this form OF portrait. - Salem bIass.) Post.