The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-12-03
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leg. u .hs title 81 . popular cong Ia Aas-
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"A vifs can gebeslly hide ssy small
object from her husband hy puising !, 10
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cesy- ssAss correspondent ss-by
tLs Kind d questions be ssks
-TLsy call the mes borss cars 10 Bur
hagsoa belt line. because the stock
holders expect soon 10 10 strapped
A monster In human form. says that
tbs oDly time 4 woman does not erasger-
ale .. vh@u she 10 talking Of her own age.
"A lovesick poet says thai kiss 10
.rhe meeting Of t~o soalss Very true.
snd Il - sometimes prctracted meeting.
too.
Nj More srote note 10 . girl sskins
hs 10 marry him She declined. aud
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cut =
--Lsadlsdy II msde the biscuit tonight
myself. Mr.. Damiey. DO they not look
nicei Dnmley Very. They look almost
good esougb 70 sat
Ill you ait Ia the chimney corner al
your days your true love will hnd you
out." u sn old sdsgs. She will II you
happen 70 marry her.
--"Doing anything nov. Billy "Oh,
yss: I'm kept buoy all the time" "Ab.
glad 70 hear it What are you doing"
Looking for job"
The ST. Adams Messenger says large
deer vss killed on Hog Island the other
day. II 10 more likely that large hog
vas killed on Deer island.
An old soldier says that though be
fought through the war, he never knev
what |, really meant 10 "break ranks" un-
I'll be fell into basket OF eggs.
Woman has to wait until she is asked
before she can marry. She has no voice
In the matter until after the ceremony.
Then she knows how TO make up for lost
time.
"A Nantucket woman has had a wart
taken from her nose by the faith cure. II
the faith cure can only keep on and make
. Nantucket woman handsome, it's big
thing.
The President is gaining flesh at The
rate Of Ave pounds month. The Demo-
cratic party has been hoping al along that
the President would come 10 be regular
bouncer
The opinion now held by Coverda'e
physicians that raw cows milk is better
for children than boiled" Is very crafty
ing. A. raw coz gives much more milk
than boiled one.
"A correspondent writes that "so.aud-
90" vas fuei Ave dollars for trying 10
pouni . friend" II fellow cant amuse
his friends. what is This glorious free coun-
Try OF ours good for, anyway
When woman goes horseback ridine
she wears silk plug hat She does thai
90 the horse will believe she's man and
won't ge, frightened at her She couldn't |
DOL Kentucky mule that way.
--.'pspA. What does this mean--It 10
better 10 give than il is to receiver asked
. boy al his fond parent. 1T means, my
son. that Your mother feels mere pleasure
In lccinrsng me than DO 10 bearing her. "
"A German student who bad made
very little prosrsss, 10 taking leave OF one
Of his tutors. began thus. with pathos:
Herr Professor. TO you ! am indebted for
III know--" Professor Stop, pray; |
do not mention such tribe"
mo-" be sAii. Il shall remain single.
ia getting more expensive ev-
sry DAY. A msn cant marry now without
paying ATTY cehts for icense. Lets 40
IN sud have something" And when he
len the saloon he sas ~ poorer.
- young society man whose mind ran
,n so~s other suhjsct. acknowledged 40
aviation 10 dinner ~ follovs: Your
lind invitation for Thursday evening IL
,cs~ptsd With regret" He then lay awake
~ Thursday night wondering Why host-
- treated Lim 20 collly.
Slii bio asningion rolicr Judge 10
lsrkr, sitness do you kuo~ the ma
ar. VI 40 oslhs "iou mean cass word.
sL," mo" said the justice. do you
understand ~hs, you ars to swear here 10
be COURT Yes. sab; our lawyer told
ne vbsi To swear 10. sab.
THE Deiroit Free Press ssys some fel-
o. has patented IAN automatic stool that
huss up sh-n the cos kicks" This may
- . valuable invention. but Ne don't be-
iSvs the ingenuity ofman i capable Of pro
ueins . cooirivance that will causs the
silkes 70 shut up when the COW kicks.
--"unoie John. thought your COWS
srs veil bseds'' "of course they are.
y dear They are Alderneys. and I've
heir pedigree from way back. Il don't
ire sbons that They arc not we'll bred.
'ss Of them just CHASED me out Of the
assars lot aud ! think they are Just -
ude - they can b."
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