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EOR SALE -GENTLEMAN's ROAD WAGON,
II Brewster make I'm fair condition; can ha
seen at 212 Y st. n, W. before O'Clock.
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WANTED HELP.-.FEMALE.
Advertisements OF Three Lines under this hea
inserted three times for 25 cents.

J7ANTED-A FIRST CLASS WOMAN COOK
w for family oftwo. Apply at 0OD u s..
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VXT ANTED-A NEAT YOUNG GIRL,
w either white or colored, TO make herself
useful about the house. No washing nor iron.
ing. Must stay nights. References required.
Apply 80 l. ST., n. W. myl5-3tf
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WY yANTED--sERVANT TO DO GENERAL
w housework; references required. Apply
at 1417 N st. my233tt
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r LOYD'S ORIGINAL WASHINGTON 25.Cr.
- Express; baggage checked at residence:
furniture carefully removed Offices, 1908 +
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nRAWING AND PA1NTTNG--THE BEST
~ and cheapest place to learn drawing and
Arts, cor 18th st. and N. Y. ave; all commence
ing Immediately will be received at half-price;
chldrens Saturday class $40 per year; classes
after O'Clock for those In the Departments.
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EOR sALE-THE GOOD WILL AND FIX
IL lures OF restaurant on Pa. ave-, l420,
now doing good businessi proprietor lnteads
to change his bnslness. mylO6.*
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EOR SALE-YELLOW DAYTON WAGON
Il q seats in good order or will exchange
good trotter for sale, 7 years old. Address
Room Z, Federal Building. my27-3t"
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FOR Observation-Disclosures.

EoR SALE--YOU WON'T HAVE TO PAY 81
IL per bottle for OF take twelve bottles Ger
tain Cholera Cure before relief See advertise
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on account OF rain the above sale Is post
poned until MONDAY, JUNE 1, 1855, at 4 p.
in. LEWIS B. PARKER,
my20-2t Trustee.
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TOR sALE--A LIGHT ROADSTER BUGGY
II Cheap can be seen at 1ll7 q ST, H. W.
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TOR SALE-A ISINCH STANDARD CO.
II lllmbia bicycle, IN perfect order, Call at
room 203 National Hotel after p, m.
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WTANTED--A WHITE GIRL, FROM II TO
w 1S years old. to nurse a child; good
home. Inquire at G10 10th st. II. w. net.
i and G sts my20-3t+
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sEORSYTH. YOU BUY BETTER ARTICLES
A. for the Forsyth Cafe than most of our
meal for 3 cents!" said prominent merchant.
Come and see for yourself; 51S 10th st. my23.tf
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VITANTED-THREE GOOD SEWERS ON
wv dressmaking; also, two good appren-
tices az 1910 nth it. N. W. my29.3tt
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WY ANTED-A GOOD COOK; ONE THAT
w will sleep at service place. Also good
waiter (coloretN. 600 n ST N. W. lnYlS-3ts
National Republican., 1885-01-12
ABOUT PEOPLE.

CAPT. ADoLPHUs II. Won LESTHwIT2, U. s. A.,
Is living at No. 329 Missouri avenue.
MISSES ANNIE AND BELLE MYERS, OF the
Manor Frederick county, Nd, are visiting
their relative, Miss Nettie Winter, at her home
on Rhode Island avenue.
Mr.. soDERHoLM, of London, England, au.
thor Of the treatise "Ratio of value between
gold and silver as money" is in the city and
will make an extended stay.
Mr.. JoHS A. KENNEDY, tho well known
oarsman. is very seriously i'll at his residence;
No. 0S3 d street. of malarial fever lie was
taken sick last Friday, but was resting easier
last night
CAPT WILLIAM Il, DoUdHERTY, First United
States Infantry, who Is now here on leave at
the Ebbitt House, will appear as counsel for
the defense when Col. Albert r. Morrow,
Sixth Cavalry is tried.
Mrs. J. l.. HAwLEY, wifo of DR., Hawley, Of
Canandaigua, N. Y, is visiting her brother,
Mr.. II. NJ. Lincoln, at 1910 X street northwest,
Dr. Hawley win come to Washington to spend
| a few weeks later In tho season,
CAPT. CESAR CEIso MORENO, formerly OF
tho Italian parliament, and recently prime
minister OF Hawaii, is again in Washington
engaged once moro in promoting his great
scheme for telegraph cable across tho Pacific
" Japan,
National Republican., 1885-01-12

donly as they came. One singular thing
about this vagrsnt herd was that they
were all young bulls; not COW was scon
among thom.
THE SEA OTTER
is by far tho most valuable, individually,
of tho fur.bearing animals aud resides
the year round along the long group Of
Aloutian islands and the const TO tho
northeast, and Ia extensively hunted.
His pelt Is as much more valuable than
the seaPB as he Is less numerous than
tho latter. Under tho laws of the
United States rotating TO fur bearing
animals, mono but natives hre allowed to
kill them. Under n ruling of tho in
terior department that n person marry
ing an Indian woman becomes thereby n
full-hedged member of tho tribe, and,
therefore, All Indian, the treasury
officials have decided that tho Alouts arc
Indians. This ruling and its application
has been taken advantage Of by white
men, who have married About squnwa
and devote themselves to sea otter hunt
Ing. These men arc in considerable
numbers through the Aleutian group. and
form vicious element that will probably
give trouble to eradicate. Without laws
to govern or restrain thom they have
both INV uulO lHtultDlNbSt anu HlNt
ruled their simple neighbors by the laws
Of force aud ayarico. At all the islands
in tho Aleutian chain, except at Ouna-
laska, thoy have had complete control,
and their influence has not boon for good.
This subject brings up tho great need
that exists OF direct communication bo-
tween Sitka and tho ports TO tho north
aud west TO Ounalaska. The latter point is
almost as far to the westward from Sitka
rs Sitka 10 from San francisco.
A PRISONER OR A LITIaANT,
in the absence of direct communication
between the two points, must make the
journey by way OF San Francisco, voy-
| age Of nearly 1000 milos, and depend
then ON private and occasional
| transportation at that. While Gov.
Kinkead was in San Francisco on his
way here United States deputy marshal
of tho territory arrived there from Ouna.
lnska with n prisoner, n desperate and
vicious case, who was under sentence &c
the Alaskan penitentiary, at Sitka. When
that officer delivers his prisoner he mus
return to San Francisco and wait unit
the whalers start north to get passage
and cannot reach his post earlier thar
next May or June.
SCHOOLS AND RUM.
The schools established by tho mission
board above mentioned have been of i'm
mense benefit to the children and th,
natives The latter are proud of the op
portunity to have their children learn
and seem to appreciate tho benefits ant
advantages of education. The natives II
other localities arc clamoring for schools
and would willingly pay for them /
teachers wore provided.
IL a
no license. The law forbids tho intro
duotion Of liquor into tho territory, bu
somehow IL gets in, and II is sold openl,
in hundreds of saloons. These dealer
pay no tax whatever. The internal rev
enue laws do not extend to the territory
and therefore the only expense is for th,
articles they sell.
National Republican., 1885-01-12


WASHINGTON, ID. c., Jan. 10.-The fol-
lowing appeared in your issue of this date:
Judge sener and another gentleman Of the
lodge at Fredericksburg, Va, In which Wash
ington was made mason. wore here a. few
DAYS ago as a committee endeaYOring to have
their lodge Invited by the Joint commission to
take part In the exercises, the lodge claiming
that 1t Is better entitled to recognition than the
Alexandria Lodge, OF which Washington was
a member.
This is incorrect, and ask to have this
cor rection published. Tho gentleman
alluded to and myself co inferred with two
gentlemen only. viz, Senator Sherman
and Grand Master Of MAsons Parker, OF
tho District Of Columbia, and in our con-
yersation with neither did Lodge No. 4,
at Fredericksburg, Va, through us en-
deavor to have their lodge invited by tho
| Joint commission to take part in the ex-
ercises of unveiling tho Washington
national monument ON Fob. 81. Nor did
either of us directly or indirectly claim
"that Lodge No. A, At Fredericksburg,
| Va, was better entitled TO recognition
than tho Alexandria Lodge, Of which
| Washington was a member"
Masonry is broad and liberal and In
dulges no such riyalrieB as this. Both
tho Fredericksburg Lodge, in which Gen.
Washington was entered, passed, and
raised IN his early manhood, and Alex
andria, Washington Lodge, of which the
father Of his country was subsequently
master in his maturer years, were here
In July, lSiS, when the cornerstone waf
laid by the Grand Lodge of the District
of Columbia at tho request and upon the
invitation OF tho Grand Lodge Of the
District of Columbia aud am sure these
lodges will only be hero II at all on Feb
2l upon the invitation of the same Grand
body.
These lodges had no rivalrles then
have none now. and l trust will never
have any such as this. Certainly no act
of miuo or my lodge will provoke any
with Washington Alexandria lodge oi
with any Masonic body, whether Grand
or subO. Innate.
Tho Masonic Grand body Of this Dis
trot was invited TO lay the cornerstone
of this monument thirty-seven years ago
and am satisfied that Masons every
where, feeling justly proud Of Washing
toms Masonic character, would upon IN
vitation, as at the laying Of the corner
stone in ls4s, be glad TO pay the homag,
of their hearts to his great public ant
private worth aud bear this testimony by
their presence aud work on this most i'm
portant national occasion. Respectfully
JAMES B. SENER.
National Republican., 1885-01-12
A Mistaken Duck.

A rough-and-tumble combat between
a wild duck and an oyster occurred here
the other day. Tho duck was large
aud full-grown one that had recently
come from the north to enjoy our winter
climate. 1t was one Of the diving species,
which inhabit the bay till tho spring,
when they return to tho north. Whom
tho Oyster feeds it opens its sholl wide till
the full oyster Is plainly visible. A sight
OF such morsel was too much for the
duck. He made headlong plunge, in
serting his bill between the oysters open
sholl. Like a flash, and with the power
Of vice, tho she'll closed on the duck'i
beak.
Then came the struggle for lifo. The
oyster, which was quito large one, wal
dragged from its bed, with three smaller
ones clinging to il, the cluster being
heavy enough to keep tho ducks head
under water. In this way tho duck
drowned. Its buoyancy was sufficient I,
float with the oysters and thus driftot
near tho dock, whore it was captured
When taken out of the water the anima
heat had not left tho duck. The oyster
still clung to the ducks bcak. .-CoTpm
| Christi (Ierds) Herald.
National Republican., 1885-01-12
HELPING THE EDITOR.
An Appreoiativo Estimate OF the Vol
unteer Journalist.

n
unteer Journalist.
We like tho volunteer journalist-fried,
II he is young, and boiled, If he is old
but we like him. The good people who
lie awake nights devising plans to i'm
prove their daily paper doubtless think
they are doing the world great service.
and they are-not. If q journal is not
properly conducted, tho public will find
it out. The subscription list and adver-
Using patronage will tell the business
manager that something is wrong and
the remedy will be applied without out
side assistance. There are few people
who would have the impudence and
effrontery to stopa physician on his way
to visit patient, and toll that physician
that he was pursuing exactly the wrong
course of treatment, and would surely
kill his patient. Nobody but a lunatic
would interrupt a judge in the midst of
his charge to the jury, and say: "See
here; you are not giving those twelve
men the proper instructions; you ought
to know better than thatw People don I
rush into dry goods establishment in
bresthless haste and tell the proprietor
he made a'mistalSe in buying calico last
week, and ought to wait until next week.
Our great millers and manufacturers arc
not besieged by q horde of wise idlers,
VINO are loaded to the muzzle with infor-
nation about the proper time to buy
wheat or the necessity of limiting tho
product until the demand increases. They
are allo we'd to attend to their own busi-
ness, and IL they do not conduct it prop
erly decreased patronage soon warns
them of their danger.
In the newspaper Office IL 10 different.
the docapitation of correspondent be-
cause he writes that ear mufs are not
fashionable in Cuba. He fears IL may
injure the ear muf trade in Minneapolis.
| Another complains that the death of John
McNiff, which occurred In Arkansas last
May, was not chronicled with the post
script, "Pine Bluff and Moccasinvillo
papers please copy" A tender miss of 10
summers and an equal number Of hard
winters flutters in with poem on "Love's
Young Dream" and complains that hith-
erto too little attention has been paid ia
the muses.. She adds that she would like
to have her effusion printed on the first
page, top of column and will present her
bill at tho cashiers window. One man
wants more foreign news and another
thinks it 10 an outrage to print rubbish
from across the water at all. And so II
goes. If the editor printed everything
he Is ordered TO, he would have to issue O
sixty-four page paper every day; and Il
he omitted everything his anxious ad'
visers tell him to, his journal would bo al
white as the driven snow.-MinneapOH
| Tribti,le
National Republican., 1885-01-12

THERE is disposition manifested on
tho part of tho opponents of the Spanish
treaty TO belittlo its trade advantages
for tho I'm tied States. 1t will bo seen
from the following extract from the IVeSer
Zeitung, OF Bremen, that the Germans
take different view Of it. They under
stand that If the treaty is ratified it will
enable us to control the markets of Cuba
aud Porto Rico, and put an end to the
German exports to tho Islands" The
rejection of tho treaty by tho senate
would bo hailed with'delight not only
by Germany, but by all the commercial
nations Of Europe, which soc themselves
threatened with exclusion from the rich
Spanish West Indian markets by this
reciprocity convention:
For the privileges granted TO the Spanish
West Indies the United States have secured Il
large reduction In broadstuiis, -four. cattle,
fish, and most industrial articles so that In
these they will govern the markets of the
islands, II is reported that the treaty is SO
framed that other nations, Germany for In.
stance, which enjoys the most favored nation
clause with Spain, will have no share In IL
advantages. Whether this Is true, and whether
Germany will put up with it, We do not know
but It can not be doubted that In one respect II
would DO an analogy TO the "spirit' clause IN
the IIispano'German treaty Of commerce,
This is Il most unpalatable novelty in treaties
of commerce. The discrimination in Cubl
and Porto Rico against German products, es
peclally manufactures, In favor OF the Ameri
cans will bo most detrimental to us and viii
probably put an end to the German export t
the islands.
National Republican., 1885-01-12

THE New York Sun recently pointed
out in an extended article the dangers
that will beset the democratic party un-
dor Cleveland's administration. 1t is an
exhaustive roviow of the suspicious that
have been creeping into tho minds of the
democratic leaders since Cleveland's s nomi-
nation became probable. that in their
anxiety for success they have over
stepped themselves, and secured the pres.
idency at tho expense Of their party
organization. These same suspicious
voiced themselves in the plenteous advice
that was showered upon the president
elect by tho mossbscks on st. Jsckson's
day. His policy was outlined for him,
and his appointments would have been
made had these venerable chieftains been
able to agree among themselves. Until
Mr.. Clevelands cabinet is formed, the
fear that beses the weary ones at Chicago
will not be allayed, and doubt will con-
tinue to cloud tho happiness Of the OK
pectant democracy.
National Republican., 1885-01-12
Tho Pronhntic Private.

Hon. J. NJ. DaIzell, the prophetic pri-
vate, has prcphesiod and assigned bis
reasons therefor. The following COMMIT =
nication. dated at Caldwell, and over tho
private's signature, appeared in the state
Journal of Friday last;
Our soldier boys hero in eastern and
southeastern Ohio, with ono consent,
have decided to present the name Of Col.
J. ID. Taylor, present Congressman from
the old Bingham district, for Governor.
His famous debates with Con. Warner in
Congress aud out of II have made his
name a household word with tho soldiers.
He has suddenly sprung into prominence
not only in Ohio, but wherever there is a
Grand Army man in the Union. Reduc-
ing Warmers majority 1900 votes, van
gushing him in debate, proving himself
the only champion We poor privates havo
in Congress, he has earned our conf
dence, and can poll larger soldier vote
in Ohio than any other man the republi-
can convention can name, and he will be
nominated and ected.-Guernsey Times.
National Republican., 1885-01-12
CURRENT COMMENT.
southern sympathy Tor Grant.


We sympatbiZo heartily, therefore, with
Gen. Grant in tho personal humiliation
into which ho Is lately brought. Tho
south has no patience with the partisan
spirit that gloats over tho misfortunes of
this great captain and reioicos in tho fact
that even his personal effects aro undcr
seizure by his creditors. We carefully
studied tho affairs of tho lato remarkable
firm of Grant & Ward, as they were de-
volopod in tho public prints We cannot
find the slightest ground for belief that
Gen. Grant had even q remote suspicion
Of tho real state Of affairs. 1t appears TO
us, rather, that ho was himself deceived,
stripped, and impoverished by the part
nor he had trusted implicitly. We fool
sure that tho old confederate soldiers, tho
men who fought Grant and who know his
prowess, sympathiae with him in his mis-
fortunes, and earnestly hope that ho will
find some speedy and honorable way out
Of them. We certainly do; and wo shall
feel ashamed, as an American, II his per.
sonal effects aud belongings are sold on
the shoriTs block.--dtlantd Consultation.
National Republican., 1885-01-12
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National Republican., 1885-01-12

THE death of Myra Clark Gaines re-
moves tho heroine of the most romarka-
BILE case in legal history. For half u CEN
tury she has been before tho courts TO &C.
euro possession of the property Of her
father in New Orleans. She was the
daughter of Daniel Clark, the first repre-
sentative in congress from tho state of
Louisiana, and tho wealthiest man
in the state at tho time of his
death. Mrs. Gaines was not Informed of
her parontage until after she was of age,
aud then commenced the litigation which
has since occupied the attention Of the
h.rhcst courts, commanded the services of
'lr most eminent lawyers of the Coun-
'rN aud consumed Thousands of dollars
iu tees and expenses, The case has been
lcgun anew seven times, and is still be-
iuru The supreme court Of tho United
states, The ontire litigation has cost not
loss than S2,50O0O0 in court charges and
other legal exposes, Mrs Gaines was q
woman Of strong intellect, aud has made
hor case q life work. She managed IL
herself, and often appeared at the bar IA
advocate her cause, She was ever conf
dent Of ultimate success, and in spite OF
the protracted delays was never cast
down. All Of the litigants, except the
city of New Orloans, were ruined, and
Mrs. Gaines not only sacrificed her hus-
bands fortune Of $3.50 900, but contributed
National Republican., 1885-01-12
Tnnl1 the sherln,a Oner.

A California sheriff started out in his
buggy fow days ago to capture dos
perado. On tho way he met man who
asked for "A ride. As they were riding
together tho sheriff told the man his mis-.
sion and offered him So IL he would get
tho desperado drunk. The man con-
sented, took tho SO, and went OFF to per.
form his task. Next day the sheriff
wanted to kick himself whom he learned
that the man to whom he had given the
money was tho desperate himself who
probably got drunk in due form, but was
careful to keep out Of the aheriits way
Chicago Inter Ocean.
National Republican., 1885-01-12

THE Mormons are prospecting in Mex
leo with view to settlement in that
country. II they meet with proper en-
couragement they propose to transfer
their plant in Utah to the state of Sonora.
It would bo a merited robuke to the
United States if her sister republic re-
fused to admit the practice Of polygamy
within her borders.
National Republican., 1885-01-12
RnscnIIy Hons.inp,

It really appears as though southern
democrats were proud of the frauds used
to carry tholr states for Cleveland and
Hendricks. Stealing electoral votes which
properly belonged to Blaine and Logan
thoy deem glorious not. No blush Of
shame mantles their cheeks or causes
them TO bow their heads. On the con.
trAry they glory in their own infnmy aud
openly boast of tho crimes committed
Cleveland Leader.
National Republican., 1885-01-12
A chiIIinr Hucrcstion.

A popular minister WAS asked the other
day how It was possible for him to preach
q new sermon every Sunday year after
year. and to find something now to say
doesn't ii give you great deal OF
thought and troublep "Oh mop was the
reply. "It's nero matter of habit. My
sermons never keep mo awake five min'
utes."
"Ah p said the other, Chat, then, Is
probably the reason why they don't keep
other people awake either" Tho ensuing
silence was both chilling and embarrass'
ing. Some people never know when it i;
inad visable TO joke.