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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-11-25

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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-11-25

C,TEADY AND PROFITABLE EMPLOYMENT
- given 10 a few good men. Address, ANGUS,
aATRELL CO., Odd Fellows Building, Wheel
10 ~ IA Ocg
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
MONOMANIA.

The above disease of the brain is of more
frequent occurrence than is generally snip.
posed, male and female victims being num-
bered among all classes.
In some cases it might be termed fanci.
full chimcra of the brain, the mind seeming
to be on the lookout for some new dea o
delusion, which really has no foundation in
fact. 1t seems to be an intellectual concen-
tration upon one idea, the mind remaining
clear upon every other point. The integri-
ty of the intellectual portion of the mind
becomes apparently overpowered by the de.
fusion and remaining in kind of quasi
state, until the false idea becomes apparent.
ly positive CONVICTION. Jealousy, ambition,
disappointment and any exciting cause ere.
ating an unexpected concentration of intel
lectual forces, are frequent causes of mono
mania A mans wife receiving sudden and
unexpected information relating to his
amOurs with another woman. which, al
though without any foundation in fact, is
revOlved over and over in her excited mind
until jealousy is thoroughly aroused, a spe.
cies of monOmania being the result.
These affections have become very annoy
ing and grievous, and if not relieved are apt
to end in more abnormal condition of the
brain, producing family quarrels, dissen-
slOus, dcCusdJlOHS, ueHldlS, &C. between
between man and wife, lover and sweet.
heart. They should all be treated as early
as possible, and the most speedy and certain
remedy is the use of B. B. B., which pro.
duces an immediate transformation through
the blood, the effects of which are felt and
acknowledged before using one bottle.
The patients are all easily aroused on GER
tain subjects, and although ridiculous in the
extreme, cannot be convinced of their error
One party may presume that the whole hui
man family are afflicted with mineral poi
son." while yet another may argue that
'potash mixtures" are poisoning the blood
of the nation, and that revelations from the
Almighty placed him in special position
to offer the one antidote, while all else are
| frauds. These conditions emanate from
those of honest and pure motives, but are
powerless to throw off the shackles which
bind them. The friends and relatives of all
such should urge them to use 3. B. B., and
| be cured, before more serious results occur,
leading to insanity. The actual and positive
action of B. B. B., is of such nature as to
convince any one of the unparalleled power
it has over all blood poisons, scrofulous
sores, &C., &c. All these astounding cures
are proven by doctors, bankers, preachers,
merchants, editors, farmers, and men and
women here in Atlanta, where every witness
can be seen and talked with.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
GLASS HOUSES.
"They Who Live in Glass Houses
Should Mind How They Cast
Stones"

"The wicked feeth when no one pursueth."
1t is amusing to see how tender
footed certain blood remedy proprietors
have become of late. They make
much ado about tapes and imitators"
when none are in sight.
The proprietors of B. b, B. would
say most emphatically that their rene.
-dy stands upon its own merit. Should
we attempt to initiate, it would not be
those who do not understand the
modus-operandi of that which they Of
fer. Our own long experience in the
profession precludes such an idea. The
field for blood remedies is large and
broad, affordIng ample room for all
present aspirants. We do not desire
to close the door against others, Meth
er shall it be closed against us. B. B.
B. is the quickest remedy, does not
contain mineral or vegetable poison,
does not initiate, and is in the field as
an honorable competitor for public ia
vor, and its success is without a paral-
lei.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
COURTS.

NHANCERY-Sit LIST Monday in May and
v November; E. D. Hancock, Judge; j..
C. Biles, Clerk.
NIRCUIT-Sits Tuesday after 4th Monday
u in January, May, and September; J. J..
Williams, Judge; A. ]. Curl, Clerk.
NOUNTY-Sits by quorum LIST Monday in
v every month; full court every quarter;
l. B. Neal, Esq, Chairman A. IL. Gross,
Clerk.
OTHER COUNTY OFFICIALS-H. P,
v Maxwell, Sheriff; JnO. L. JacO, Register;
II. A. Cunningham, Trustee and Tax Collec-
tor; Geo. II. Purvis, Ranger; r. NJ. Argo,
Jailer; Sam O'Neal, County Superintendent
of Public Instruction
MUNICIPAL OFFICERS-Mayor, DR..
1Xl Thos. Black; Aldermen, J. c NJ. Ross,
NJ. A. Doty, W. l.. Swami, j. E, Jones. Geo.
Steetley, w. Lewis; Marshal, Ed. Nun
nelly; Recorder, w L Swami; Street Com.
missioners, NJ A Doty, E Jones, G W
Lewis.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Advice to Mothers.

Are you disturbed at night and bro>
ken Of your rest by sick child suffer
ing and crying with pain of cutting
teeth? If SO, send at once and get a
bottle of Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING
SYRUP for children teething. Its value
is incalculable. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately. Depend on
it, mothers, there is no mistake about
it. 1t cures dysentery and diarrhea,
regulates the stomach and bowels, cures
wind collie, softens the gums, reduces
inflammation, and gives tone and energy
to the whole system. Mrs. WinslOw's
Soothing Syrup for children teething is
pleasant to the taste, and it is the pre-,
scription of one of the oldest female
nurses and physicians in the United
States, and is for sale by all druggists
throughout the world. Price % cents
a bottle. 20
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Needed a New Watch.

"Mary," remarked old Crossman
to his wife at breakfast one morning,
"was Will Trimble here to see Katie
last night?"
eyes, my dear"
"What time did he leave?"
81 heard him say it was II o'clock
by his watch as he went out"
"What kind of a watch does he
carry?"
ga patent lever, he told Katie"
GA patent Ell? Well, you tell him,
with my compliments, that if he
wants to remain healthy, he had
better change that patent to 10
o'clock leave her. 1 was young once
myself and know what time ofnight
II is by those patent lever Watches"
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
GOING NORTH.
SANDWICHES.

A woman's features are less dis
figured by her age at sixty than by
her rage at twenty.
Itch, mango and scratches of every
kind cured in 80 minutes by Woods
ford's Sanitary Lotion. Use no other
This never fails. Sold by j. B.
Ritchey, druggist, McMinnville, Tenn.
A dressmaker who was at the point
of death recovered, and the local pa
per headed the item, Survival of
the Fittest."
No doubt about 1t, as has been proven
in thousand cases, CousseHs Light
ming Liniment is blessing to all suf>
ferers with Rheumatism, Lame Back,
Neuralgia, Sprains, Corns, and Bum
ions, and will also cure SPAWN, Ring
bone, Calls, Scratches, etc, on animals.
For sale by.J, B. Ritchey.
A Cockney sportsman having
vowed to his wife to bring home a
hare kill by himself, and hot being
able to dispatch one by the aid of his
gun, bought one and tied it with a
string to a tree. Then placing him
self at an easy distance, he raised his
gun to his shoulder, took aim, and
fired, when to his horror the hare
made off as hard as it could go-the
string only had been cut?
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
LODGES.

L. & A. M.-Warren, No. 125-lst Monday
L night in every month, in their hall over
the court room. NJ. d. SMALLMAN, w. NJ.
DOYAL ARCH CHAPTER-Srd Thursday
IL night in every month.
r. KENNEDY, II. P.
T o. o. F.-McMinnville, No. 146; every
L. Tuesday night, in their Hall over H. II.
Faulkner's, r. PATTERSON, N. G,
KNIGHTS OF HONOR-Mountain City,
n No. lao; meets in Masonic hall I'd and
4th Monday nights in every month.
R. PATTERSON, D.
KNIGHTS AND LADY'S HONOR-2nd
n and 4th Thursday nights in every month.
A, II. GROSS. P.
4 o. U. w. meets LIST and Sd Thursday
IA. nights in each month in Odd Fellows
Hall A. II. Faulkner. NJ. W.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Destroy that Sign.

One may feel that he's getting old,
but he naturally dislikes that any
thing about his appearance should ad-
wise others of the fact. Yet nothing
does this so effectually as thin and
falling hair. No woman wants to
marry a man, and business. firms hest.
tate to employ a man, who shows this
fatal sign. Parker's Hair Balsam is
worth to you, in this regard, more
than its weight in diamonds. Use it,
and have plentiful and glossy hair.
Many have had every trace of gray.
ness removed and bald spots covered
by using single bottle.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
General lirefforg.
CHURCHES.

Southern Methodist-Rev II. B. Reams.
pastor; services every Sunday morning and
night. Sunday.school at "a A. NJ. Prayer
meeting Wednesday night.
Christiah-Services every Sunday. Prayer
meeting Wednesday night.
Presbyterian-Re 7. NJ. Mcconnell, pas,
tor; services, morning and night first and
third Sundays 10 each month; prayer meet.
ing every Wednesday night. Sunday
every Sunday morning at ga O'Clock.
Cumberland Presbyterian-Rev. G. 7.
Stainback pastor; services every Sunday and
at night; prayermeeting Wednesday night
Baptist--Sunday-schoOl at 9H a. m.
Prayer meeting every Tuesday night.
Episcopal-Rev. DR.. H. r. Howard, Rec.
tor: services second and fourth Thursday
nights in each month, atm, E, Church, South.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
TO THE SWEET GIRL GRADUATE

Latin, French, and Limburger Dutch,
Pincushions, tides and Kensington stitch
The romance is over; you know so much,
The world is hardly keyed up to your
pitch.
Hide away the callow essay,
Throw the slippers under your bunk,
The muslin filings white and dressy,
Fold and lay them in your trunk.
Wash your frizzes free from glue,
Calm your heart so agitated,
Put on your old, number six shoe,
And thank the Lord you've graduated.
Fling away the gums you've chewed,
Shut the text books up for keep
Fall in love with some dark-eyed dude,0
And learn to wash, and bake, and weep
-[Yonkers Gazette.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
What You Want to Know.

Everybody wants an honest answer
to this simple question: What is the
best medicine to regulate the bowels,
cure costiveness and billiousness, help
the digestion and give strength to the
whole system? People ask us this
every day. We answer, Parker's
Tonic. 1t is pleasant to the taste. All
the children like it. Mothers all
praise it. 1t will save a thousand
times its cost in every family. Editor
Western Argus.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Mails.

Tullahoma to Observation-Disclosures 2:50 p
M: leaves Cos a. M, daily except Sundays
McMinnville to Sparta-Arrives 600 AM.
leaves 800 p.m.; daily except Sundays.
Beersheba Springs-Arriyes 500 PM;
Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays; leaves
600 a. m, same days.
Smithville (route No. l9299)- arrives 1900
M, Tuesdays, THURSDAYS and Saturdays;
leaves 100 pm, same days.
Smithville (route No. 1929S)-arrives 800
p. M, Mondays and Fridays; leaves 600 a.
m, same days.
Woodbury-Arrives II M, Wednesdays
and Fridays leaves 100 pm, same days.
Horse Shoe Falls-Arrives 1900 M, Non
days and Thursdays; leaves 200 pm. same
days.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Given up to Die with Consumption.

Near Holly Grove, Shelby county
Tenn, Miss Mamie Tate was seized
with cold which resulted in violent
coughing and splitting up of about a
pint of pus a day. DR.. B. B. Wright
said she would die, and all hope was
entirely gone. Mrs. Thomas Williams
induced her to try the Hungarian
Balsam of Life" and she at once COM
menced to improve and soon was en-
tirely cured. Mrs. Williams "desires
to make this known with the hope that
others, who are so unfortunate as to
become victim to this terrible dis
ease, may be induced to take warning
and timely use this incompatible rem>
edy." 1t is for sale by all druggists,
and is prepared by the Mansfield Medi-
cine Co., Memphis, Tenn.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
How to Put an Egg in a Bottle.

A writer in the Rural New Yorker
tells the young folks how they may
perform the magic feat of putting an
egg into bottle. Like many other
things, it is easy enough when you
know how. This is the way it is done ::
Soak fresh egg for several days in
strong vinegar. The acid of the vine
gar will eat the lime of the shell, so
that while the egg looks the same it
will be soft and capable of compression.
Select bottle with the neck a third
smaller than the egg. With a little
care you will have no trouble in press
ing the latter into the bottle. Fill the
bottle half full of lime water, and in a
few days you will have hard-shelled
egg in the bottle with neck a third
smaller than the egg. Of course you
pour off the lime water as soon as the
shell hardens. How the egg got into
the bottle will be a conundrum thai
few can answer.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
ENIGMA.

Upon spacious meadow vast
Are sheep in thousands, white as snow.
AS we behold them there today
Our fathers saw them long ago.
They meier grow old fresh life they draw
From streams that never cease TO flow.
A lovely shepherdess is theirs,
Who bears for crook silver bow.
She leads them out to pastures fair
Through golden gates. She counts each
one;
No lamb OF hers was ever lost,
How oft soccer the way they've gone.
A ram she has to go before,
A bear for dog to guard them well.
Now can you guess the shepherdess,
And what the sheep are, can you tell?
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Daughters Wives and Mothers.

We emphatically guarantee DR..
Anarchists Catholicon, a Female Renee
dy, to cure Female Diseases, such as
Ovarian troubles, inflammation and
liberation, Falling and Displacement
or bearing down feeling, irregularities,
Barrenness, Change of Life, Leucor-
rhea, besides many weaknesses spring
ing from the above, like Headache,
Bloating, Spinal weakness, Sleepless-
ness, Nervous debility, Palpitation of
the heart, &c. For sale by Druggists.
Prices s1.00 and sl.50 per bottle.
Send to DR.. Marchisi, Utica, N. Y,
for Pamphlet, free. For sale by DIR.
j. B. Ritchey, Druggist.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

A Lancashire man is named Steal
ing, and he hates his name; but he
took the curse off it for his daughter
by making her Christian name
"Worth."
Leland Stanford, the Senator-elect
from California, has arranged to leave
his fortune of $l5,OOO,OOO to the State
Of California. The State debt of Cali
fOrnia, 100000, is to be paid, and
the large balance is to be used as a
fund for thorough system Unpopular
education.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
SOUTHERN STANDARD MEANWHILE TENNEssEE-sATURDAY

"You must have lived here a long
time" said travelling Englishman
to an old Oregon pioneer. eyes, sir,
| have. Do you see that mountain?
Well, when l came here that noun
tain was hole in the ground" The
Englishman opened his half-shut
eyes.
Although winter, that hoary old
monarch, with his crown of snow, and
his sceptre gemmed with icicle, affects
mankind with such evils as coughs and
colds, happily they can be cured by
Coussens Honey of Tar, a most excel
lent remedy for diseases of the throat
and lungs, Bronchitis, Group and
Hoarseness. For sale by j. B. Ritchey.
1t is the prevailing opinion that
the amount of capital lying idle on
account of the distrust in stock and
other securities will find its way into
legitimate channels in the present
year, thereby causing general
business revival.
Nutritious food is essential as a
means of restoring consumptive to
health. A medicine that will
strengthen the lungs and soothe all ir-
ration is also necessary. Such a reme-
dy is DR.. Wistar's Balsam of Wild
Cherry. 1t is the only preparation of
Wild Cherry that gives complete salts
faction. 1t quickly cures coughs and
colds.
During 1884 in the Eastern States
1 in every 81 business firms failed ;
in the Middle States l in every 10Y;
in the Southern States 1 in every 81;
in the Western States in every 100;
and in the Pacific States and Terrific
ries in every Al.
Formerly weak, nervous, dyspeptic,
and debilitated individuals who found
only disappointment in the various
bitters and secret quack nostrums, pre-.
tended kidney medicines, etc., are
agreeably surprised to regain perfect
health and strength of mind and body,
and complete hearts ease and freedom
from aches and pains by the use of Dr.
Guysott,,s Yellow Dock and Sarsapa
rilla. 1t restores every disordereC
function to normal condition.
Attorney-"My dear madam,
find that your estate is heavily en-
numbered. You will have enough
to live on, but you must husband
your resources" Widow-"Well
my daughter Sal is my only resource
now~ Attorney-"Exactly. Illus
band her as soon as possible"
Do you need remedy that vii
cure every kind of humor from a PIN
pie or eruption to the worst scroful'
and syphilitic disorders, use DR.. Guy
sott's Yellow Dock and Sarsaparilla
Three to five bottles cure skin disease
saltrheum or letter. Four. to ten bot
ties cure running ulcers, scrofula anC
all sypilitic disorders. One to three
bottles cure sores, boils, carbuncles
etc. One to two bottles cures pimple
on the face, blotches, etc. 1t is tn
only perfect blood purifier that can b
made from a thorough knowledge o
drugs. Ask your druggist for it
Take no substitute.
Mr.. Thos. Turley, of East Tennes
see, has a violin that has been KEEP
in the family, and handed dow
from generation to generation, unit
it is 474 years old. 1t is good oil
fiddle yet, and in the hands of a skill
full performer, can send forth tn
sounds that put life and mettle in tn
heels of the young folks.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
America s Pride.

True American men and women by
reason of their strong constitution,
beautiful forms, rich compilations and
characteristic energy, are enYied by all
nations, It is the general use of DR..
Harter's Iron Tonic, which brings
about these results.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

'How like your little girl is to you,
Mrs. Brown!" GLOW odd that you
should think so; she's my husbands
child by his first wife," "A-a-at
all events don't think Pm wrong
in saying your little boy is the image
of Mr.. Brown" "He's nay son by my
first husband, Mr.. Green Puck.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

eff there's anything 1 love, it's a
roast goose" remarked Fenderion as
he passed up his plate for a second
help. at does you credit" said
Fogg; "there's nothing so beautiful
as affection amongst the members of
a family.D
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
He Thanks His Paper,

Mr.. Editor;-I was induced by
reading your good paper to try DR..
Harter's Iron Tonic for debility, liver
disorder, and scrofula, and three bot
ties have cured me, Accept my thanks.
Jos. G. Boggs.-Ex.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Bucklen's Arnica SalVe.

The Best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup>
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price Is cents per box. For sale by
j. B. Ritchey. may10-1y
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

"What is economy" asks the Phila>
delphia North American. Well tell
you. 1t is paying ten cents for cigar,
and compelling your wife to turn her
last seasons dress to make it do for
another winter. The country is fairly
bullying with such economy,-Norris>
town Herald.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

As a raindrop foretells a storm, so
does pimple upon the human body
indicate misunderstanding virus in the
blood, which can be neutralized and
expelled only by DIR. Harter's Iron
Tonic.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

Clipped into a weak solution of
accomplishments" is the term now
applied to many of our girls profess
ing to be highly educated.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

Landlady: "Did you like the tur-
key we had yesterday, Mr.. Smith ?"
Mr.. Smith: "Did / like him? Yes
indeed; why, 1 loved him! 1 used
to think when / was a little child
that perhaps, after all, 1 should live
the longest, and the thought made
me sad,n
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Cancers Conquered.

The Swift Specific Company have
the most indubitable evidence as to the
cure of Cancer by their famous medi-
cine, ). S. S. Among others, John S.
Morrow, an old and highly esteemed
citizen of Florence, Ala, makes the
following statement as to the merits of
this remedy:
81 have been suffering with Can
Ger in my right ear, for about three
years. | tried various remedies and
was treated with Iodide of Potash,
which produced rheumatism. My feet
and legs were greatly smollen, so that
| could not walk. About one year
ago | was induced to try Swift's Speci>
nc, which soon removed the trouble in
my limbs, and my rheumatism is now
entirely gone and my Cancer is steadi-
ly improving, being better now than at
any time within two years. This med.
icine has done me more good than any>
thing else have taken, and l feel
that am on the road to a speedy
cure. Undoubtedly Swift's Specific is
the best blood purifier in the world"
JOHN S. Morrow.
Florence, Ala, Sept. %, 'S4.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14
Important.

When you visit or leave New York
City, save Baggage, Expressage and
Carriage Hire and stop at the Grand
Union Hotel, opposite Grand Central
Depot.
Elegant rooms fitted up at cost of
one million dollars, reduced to S1.00
and upwards per day. European plan,
Elevator. Restaurant supplied with
the best. Horse cars, stages and ele-
waited railroad to all depots, Families
can live better for less money at the
Grand Union Hotel than at any other
first-class hotel in the city.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

A witty deacon puts it thus: "Now,
brethren, let us get up supper and
eat ourselves rich. Buy your food;
then go and buy it back again; then
eat it up and your church debt is
paid"
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

A man in Cincinnati bet his wife
that Blaine would be elected, and
he is now going to law to see if
he cannot compel the winner to take
the stakes.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

The late N. P. Willis, when once
asked to make a speech, replied that
it was not his forte. Said he; 81 am
by profession writer, and you cannot
expect pump to give water from the
handle as well as from the mouth"
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

| haYe had cancer on my face for
many years. have tried great
many remedies, but without relief. 1
almost gave up hope of ever being
cured. DIR. Hardman, my son, recon.
mended Swift's Specific, which have
taken with great results. My face is
almost well, and it is impossible for me
to express my thanks in words for
what this medicine has done for me.
Mrs. OLIVE HARDMAN.
Monroe, Ga, Sept. q 1884.
Treatise on Blood and SKIN Diseases
mailed free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer
3, Atlanta, Ga.
Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-02-14

Florence, Ala, Sept. %, 'S4.