New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-06-25
sTAsONABL" RHYMES.
TN, VacdtiOn season.


Now 70 the beach or mountains there to revel
In Summer joys. his vgor 20 restore, ,,u
The weary pastor takes his way The deyh
Keeps at his business just rs Deore'
The Merry Maiden.
Tho seal skin sacque that erst with pride she wore
Is now IN camphor safely laid away,
Ana from the snltry city u thu shore
with pleasure hastcs the maiden fair and gay.
In linen. lawn muslin or pique.
Aud rbbnns nj her throat, vision fair
Along the yellow salds where wavelets play
She passes slowly. with p"nsive air,
Creating havoc mong the hearts OF Washers there
The Man Who Complains Of ne Weather
Again the suns fierce heat amazes,
And makes him Swarthy a creole:
lie used To grumble. "COd as bllzes!"
And now he says IT'S hot A. sheol"
lie Catches H.
Tho small boy bounding DER the lea.
with cap in hand and shouts Of CLEO.
Pursues the nimhlo humble bee.
lie catches It, then to the pool
uc speeds, his burning hand To cool,
And wishes he had gone To school
Recognises a Friend.
And now the watermelon green
IT, market stall attracts the eye;
The doctor with smiling mien
Regards 1t rs he passes by 60,
An I)wa girl has an album in which she keeps a
picture OF all the young who have nirtediwith her
without coming TO the point She calls 1t her rogues
gallery
Nsw-Yorlx papers tell of a corpse heldior iebt" We
shon,in't think IL would he much trouble tn hold "a
cDrp,e II some the live III that city who are IN
debt TO bank dcposors could be held long enough to
prevent thom from skipping 10 Canada IL WOuu Dc
better i NOrristown Herald
Great Scott!
What lot
OF moncyihe got away with.
Now In clover,
The border over,
In Canada he siayeth.
In ri,lng to address audience the other night Gen
erl Daniel Pratt tho Great American Traveller said lie
would take for his subject the C0Smahogany OF Nature
Inherent Forces. Here Is subject that the Concord
school I Philo ,DDhy has hitherto Ignored why can
they take IL up this season II Boston Courier
when nrst saw her. all entranced
She held me with her charms.
And los untold with her danced
And claspcd her IN NY arms
Such lips as hers were never Known
20 ripe, 81 red 50 chaste:
thought ambrOsia a.oAe
Was NJ Tor thom to taste.
Their memory with me long remained
but when her next saw,
That fondly -worshipped mouth contained
or harpus just "A score.
= Boston saturday Evening GaLette.
An Arizona paper makes tho wng7announcement:
We will pay SIC for good epic poem OF one hundred
lines on the scourse OF the Seventeen Year Locust
said poem must be sonnd In wind and limb but 1t must
not be all soand: little is desirable All meta
phors must be new aud applicable to the subject No
moro than onepoetc license ID ten lines Will 10 allowed
Rhyme not absolutely necessary. bur reason sine qua
No PAROLES allowed We reserve 10 ourselves tho
right 10 work the poems OF all mSuccessful.candi
dates into editorials the need of new navy and tho
failure OF tho wheat crop"
How doth tho busy druggists clerk
Improve each shining hour
BY drawing soda water from
The fOunt In steady shower!
How busiy he plies his hand
In bringing soda forth.
And charges ten cents for glass
That is three-qulrters frOth.
i Boston saturday Evening Gazette.
"Ouda" calls attention to the horrible cruelty to
animals practised In Naples "Old horses" she says.
young kids aud lambs, all dogs cats and rats are all
skinned alive because the skin whom removed from the
living is considered supple and sells for
q somewhat hisherprice Dogs seized by LOCALIZED
municipal dog steaers twice day. thrust pell nell
into court; kept days without food. and then half
atunned With stick. while living ayed from head
to tail. Horses in knockers yards thorc are allowed
TO drop from hunger as being less trouble than killing
them. and whom utterly exhausted are nailed panks
and layed."
The celebrated rocklng-stone 40 Blackstone, in Mon
mouthshire, was accidentally thrown down Wednes-
uay evening by six eNcursVnlsts members of q
travelling variety company. While making the stone
vlbate they used too much force and tho stone after
rocking twice. Tilted and fell from Its position on
the summit OF the high hill into the sDd below The
measured iity fest r0Und the top and tapered
down to about three feet al the basc Two
IL as falling, but Doth escaped uniniured. The
stone Is now lying point upward In the valley. ID Was
Gro n properly ard was one Of the chief attractions In
the Wye Valley -lLondon Standard &