The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1885-01-09
Emphatic Guarantees.
WHICH ARE JUSTIFIED by AN ENTRAoR-
DINARY PUBLIC EXPERIENCE.

NbltH AXE JUSTIFIED ~ AN ENlhAoI-
D1NARY PUBLIC EXPERIENCE.
To THE Greeting /: AS the
conductors of the largest business OF
the kind in the world, land therefore
having an extraordinary experience),
we feel justified in making the follow.
ing statements
OUR THEORY PROVED.
FIRsr have held from the be-
ginning that most of the common all
ments are caused primarily by kidney
and liver disorders, not primarily by
bad blood that bad blood is caused
by temporary or chronic derange-
ment of the kidneys and liver,
and that by restoring these blood
purifying organs to health, we
could cure most of the common all
ments. Other practitioners, however,
have held that extreme kidney and
liver disorders were incurable. We,
have proved to the contrary in thous-
ands of cases.
SAFEGUARDS AGAINST EriDEMTCs.
SECoND.-The kidneys and liver are
the sewers of the system, and unless
they are kept in perfect working order
no amount of public sanitation can pre-
vent epidemics raging among the peo
pie. The prudent man, IN the acinter
and spring, will fortify the system
against any such possibility. Dr. Koch,
the celebrated German Scientist and
physician, says, for instance, that chol-
era will have but little effect among
those who keep the digestive organs
and the kidneys and liver in healthful
operation. Warner's Safe Remedies
are the best scientific curatives and
preventatives, and should be used nor
as safeguard against any future
scourge.
SCIENTIFIC SPECIFICS.
TniRD-W We do not cure ecery
knopn disease from one bottle, for
Warmers Safe Remedies number seven
scientific specifics, which have been
put upon the market, only in obedience
TO strong public demand.
RECOGNIZED STANDARDS.
FOURTH. Warmers Safe Remedies,
spite OF all opposition, have won the
favor of the profession as well as the
masses, and are recognized as the
leading standard medical prepara-
tions.
STRONG GUARANTEES.
FIFrH.-Attersix years of unequaled
experience, we can give these unquali-
fed guarantees
GUARANTEE l. P,ue and
Harmless. That Warmers Safe Rem
edies are pure and harmless.
GUARANTEE ii. Testimonials
Genuine That the Testimonials used
by us, so far as we know, are bona fide,
with a forfeit of $4,000 for proof to
the contrary.
GUARANTEE Curative E.'ff
tects Permanent That Warmers
Safe Remedies are not merely tempo
rary, but permanent. in their curative
effects and will sustain every claim, if
used sufficiently and AS directed.
PROOFS OF pERMANENCY.
SIxrH.--Special inquiry among hun
dreds of our oldest patients results in
unequivocal testimony that the cures
wrought six, five, four and three years
ago, were permanent. And most of
these patients acre pronounced incu
rable when they began Warmers Safe
Remedies.
Read a fe,o of thousands of testimo-
malls,
REV. ANDREW J, GRAHAM,
Grand Island, Neb., was cured of
Bright's Disease in 1881, by War
ner's Safe Cure, and in 1888 he re-
ported that all local trouble had dis
appeared.
ELDER JAMESS. PRESCOTT, box
262, Cleveland, Ohio, in 1878 was
pronounced incurabe of Bright's
disease in 1879 he began the use
of Warmers Safe Cure, and in 1884
he reported "health never better ;
just past goth year am an enthu
siast for Warner'sSafe Cure"
CHARLES d. CRANDELL, p. NJ,
Big Rapids. Mich, was sick four
years from Kidney Disease, in 1884
he reported "the benefits derived
from Warmers Safe Cure, four years
ago, were permanent have had no
trouble since"
REV. E. d. HOPKINS, Dodge's Cor
ners, Wis, suffered for many years
with Kidney disorder, and was con-
fined in an Asylum he began using
Warmers Safe Cure in 1882, and
December l5, 1884, he reported him
self sound and well.
G. f. B. HASKELL, Locating Engi-
neer of the b. G, II. & N. r. r. Ds-
kota, in 1883 reported that his wife
was utterly prostrated with female
difficulties and at times was out of
her head fnding no relief from
Physicians. was restored to health by
Warmers Safe Cure, and Nov, 1884
Mr.. III. wrote "my wife has never
seen the slightest return of her diff
Guilty.
SEvENrH.-It is a source of great
qualification to us that Warmers Safe
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