The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1885-11-20
REISSUES.

n Is not the anonymous writer's name
that interested parties want; Il Is his
scalp.
Irish & English h the name - q But
fslo N y frm; and the quserest thing
about Il is that Mr.. Irish ts English aud
mT English Is Irish
Boston Lady recently hired q plunbsF
70 remove = dead rat from the wall Tka
following bin was rendered; 'eTo huntiAH
up srnsl and repairing il, 400"
When q tramp soes q wonaz with .
pistol OF q gun in her hands he goes risht
on without vinking, but let her appear On
The scene with diPPer Of hot wsesF and
he makes tracks like 8 kangaroo.
A cynical observer says that the nsin
idea Of English Journalism seems 20 Be to
say everything IN the duilest possible way
and the main idea OF American Journal
ism seems - Be 70 say nothing Ia the
smsrtsst possible way.
A stylish-looking umbrella fsll down the
stairs Of one Of the French thsstres tha
ether day. A gentleman picked g up -
zee any OF ths ribs we-e broken. when
upon closer observation be discovered %
wa Sarah Bernkardt
Music teacher-''Your dsugbte7. Mra
jones has real musical talent She ougha
70 have . thorough training" MIA
Jones That's tost what I vyss telling
=
oompstsut teacher foT her sitter she hAa
finished her next quarter with you
Al ornamental knob hss been deTissa
for attachment 70 = lsdy's belt 50 tbsa
men can swing psTtnsrs - WITHOUT thai
offensive familiarity which has thrown q
gloom over the festive dance. VITA
another knob Oh the shoulder. dancing
might b as proper az swinging seytha
spatb-
~. a. - Ns-l "a.
nothing" sneeringly said a city man -
his chstter1ng wife. The next night ~
returned from the lodge, laid his oost sa
Shs bed, pat his 6OoEs on the burcau, Ena
hung himself ever the back Of = chair :
and bis wife quietly remarked, There =
q Eilsnes which tells much"
'sady dear" said a frightened husband
O. the middle Of the night, shaking hia
~tfe, where did you put that bOssls %
peppermint," 'sOhT" BE groaned. 'l've
swallowed It." well for goedpess'f
sake" Whispered his wife, 'skesp quiet az
youu wake the baby"
DO you bslens to the TOboEEsn Clu6
Mr.. SMITH inquired = little boy q 9
Saratoga resident '-oh, yes" Mr.. Smith
replied q an one Of the original mem
bers Of the elub" 'Td iest IKE 70 -
3 you riding onee" went on the Htfls BOZ
.
q nAn go down hn 50 tnss as you do"
A delegation once called on lincoln X
push Q candidate FOR Commissions u
the Sandwich Islands, and urged - o.
/ ground that residence In that nne ciimRts
/ would benefit hts delicate health LIN
coin replied tGentleu1an, stn suTry e
ssy that there are eight other applicant
for the place. and they are sckeT thsz
yOur man
.sYou can't add different things "a
! zether.- said . schoOl-teaCher- ''If voT
add sheep and a COW together, 81 doe,
1 not make two sheep OF two cUwE- The littl
son of milkmRn held up his hand Rns
said That may do with sheSp and cova
but IL y0u add quart Of water 70 . guar
Of milk II makes two quarts - MIX rT
pecn n tried"
Poor young artist--sfThis picture is 81
exact copy, madame, Of RapbscTs Ma
donna which sold for s12S ooo~ Mad
arne-"And how much do yuu ssk fnr thi
picturpF" Artist-sSTEvo dollars Tud
quarter MRdsme--'W-hat Is tho cssus
Of Fuch q wide difference IN priceT
Artist - Competition. madame. In
husiness e not what q used ~ 's7 7-
A New York merchsat x, cH som
curious Instances how fashions are pr
marty determined by society w7Nuoen'
jealousy uf those heneath them Thu
they wore ulsters for n while, tn ID
shop-Sirls adopted them sud locke
much prcttisr IN them than the societ
girls being usually handSoucr aud bstte
shaped 50 with hanged hair; tho fo
uner wore u tn thcy werp outshone b
the salesRirls, and now they comb the.
hair straight back