New-York tribune., 1885-02-07

pleased was she with his services that she
him miniature portrait Of herself which she had
brought from Europe.
THE TALK OF THE DAY.
One OF the reporters discovered that the Presidene
elect served Thursday night with port wine 10<
years old and Madeira 54 This ought to have given
him big enough head the next morning to make several
Cabinets.
In Chambersburg, where competition has driven the
price of calico down to oneeighth or cent yard 10
breaks dealer all up for customer to call for two yards
| and ask for the change out of penny.-lBaltimors
American.
newspaper has become Indian Chief the
head OF Teton Nation. We trust this
will any sentiment OF Jealousy In the bosom
OF Mr. John Kelly.
Are You sure you are converted q asked st Mr Spur
for sweeps under the beds, .and in dark cOrners."
lProidenoe News
Hereafter The Day STAR weekly religious journal Of
liberal views published in this city, will publish the SER
OF the Rev. r. Heber Newton in full, as they arc
delivered and revised by Mr. Newton hinse The Issue
of next will contain the first OF his which
referred to the good Robert G. Ingersors attacks on
religion.
The editor stampeth his freezing feet
And rubbeh his hands to keep them warm,
For without is frigid. Arctic storm,
And the radiator gives out no neat
a Cleveland Irtshman writes to THE TRIBUNE thas
he ha. discovered deep-aid plot In the choice OF
hotel which the Presidcnt-elect made. He that
| " Cleveland, who opened the Bridge on the Queens
birthday the hotel OF all the hotels in NewYork
named after her Majesty" and thinks that the Irish De-
mocracy should weep Let him calm himself Cover.
nor Cleveland not present at the opening Of the
Bridge and has intention Of annexing America to
England
lad named Moore had his hand caught between two
cogwhees in the factory at Pezer and one was badly
shop and Mr. Cameron cut through the bone OF the finger
in two strokes with chsel and maet The boy stood the
i Charleston News and Courier
This" said clerk In Brooklyn store, taking up an
operaglass with aluminium tramo, is the most
pensiye we have That's because OF the metal. which,
you see. Is very light" What is the metal ~ asked
the customer oh they call It alumni" the
Some persons entertain the opinion thst the bodies
of persons struck by lightning do not become corrupt
II this theory should prove 10 ne correct no man should
nominated for Congress unless he coul show phys
clans certificate that he had been struck by Lightning
LNOrristOwn Herald.
An Indiana wife told her husband morning that
she was going TO eope with the hired :" Let
pray over it, replied the husband. They prayed for
half an hour, when they got through the womans
intention remained unchanged. So the husband helped
her on with her wraps and tucked her il the sleigh.
wishing her Godspeed with tears in her eyes, He must
be a queer specimen of manhood.
"G'mawnin' Eph. What am you doln fur bin desc
"'Mei wy Pse 'sistant sup'ntendent oh de bigges
"G'ong You doan' told me! Golly, Eph. what does
dc sistan' supintendsn' haf to dor
"Nuhin' but 'slst de sup'intenden when he wants 70
put his obercoat an sieh."-lChicago News
New-Brunswick IN JJ reporter deserves the first
prize or at least special mention-with recommenda-
on TO the mercy OF the community in which he lives.
He describes q serpent that entered a matrimonial
Eden and caused the springs of connubia felicity to
become rily" No wonder they say that In NewJersey
Is out of the world.
Iwont IN ha n
And With the p. MS stand;
An Ink pad on the table,
stamper In my hand
Aud there before the letters
I'll work with glowing face.
And thank the great unterrined
Davenport Gowa) Gazette.
man'of war chased by coal barge.-(Batmore Ameri-
can.
The other night a Brooklyn clergyman named Mitchell
untertook 10 demosh ngersoL He had an audience OF
ten including reporters, and he gave them to an
derstand that he would have exploded bis arguments
even II there had been only empty benches to listen Az
the latest accounts Mr.. Ingerson was not suffering
severely from the attack.
Dnah might have blown up Rosa but Il happened to
It is sincerely TO be hoped that khartoum mas hos
proved the tomb OF Gordon
nobleinen. The engagement Of Miss Eva Mackay adds
ano her name to the already long list or American and
lillian unions. The leading this list may be
briefly mentioned: Miss Field. Princess Brancacicco;
Aliss Oriard Spencer Princess Vicarara Cenci; Miss
Proadwood Princess Ruspol; Miss Conrad Mlrchesa
Teodo Miss Kinney, Countess Gianotti; Miss Fisher
Countess Gherardesca; Miss Roberts, Countess Gaial
Miss Fry, Marchssa Torregani; Miss Lewis, Countess
Barboini Amadei Miss Ginder, Marchesa d san Mar
zano and Miss Hungerord, Countess Telfener.-iIhe
CNLen.
College graduates especially numerous in Min-
ncsota They make hrst-class farmers after they
learn the business
The sedate lawmakers at the capital enoyedhe PRIV.
egc of witnessing the celebrated Casteton Kick iass
night The Castleton kick Is part OF the Worias
language and appeals as sensiDy 10 the bau
haaded LEGISLATOR Scandinavian descent rs 10 tho
oalow dude oil Murray HILL Minneapolis iriounc
There are at present three members of the British
House OF Commons who have sat for period OF hfty
consecutive years and They Mr.. Gladstone,
who has sat for fifty three years. Mr. Talbot, VINO
elected In 1880 Glamorgan has represented the same
constituency for fifty live years; and C. r. Viers VINO
has been member for wolverhampton for nifty years.
stage manager recently thrashod an actor fcr coming
on the stage drunk in a performance OF len NRhte ia
evidently too much for the actor.-lBurlington Free
Press.
ia bullet from the gunlet
or cranky little dame
Can the hsrcsst dynanhter
or u wretchcd party malm
What must be tho fate OF kosss
And the abettors or his run
When n bull with lots OF bullion
N"'"'' -iColumous Di'psssA