Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-09

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Besides these springs there are the
Saratoga A, Eureka, Reeds, Hamilton,
PHtnam Iodine. Washington. Empire,
Setter and PaViiioa and Geyser.
SARATOGA POLITENEss.
Saratoga politeness can be- best illus
Grated bv an incident which occurred
down AT Moons the other night. A party
ot twelve were taking g late supper there.
For desert they had oranges and there
were just thirteen for twelve persons.
The dlsh was passed around and each
party took an orange, leaving one on the
plate. When the plate with the remain
ing orange was passed every body looked
a. it cOYetOusly but simply said:
''NO, thank you"
A sudden gust Of wind blew out the
lamp and IN the darkness six gentlemen
and six ladies' SHOOK hands right on that
coveted orange.
MORE SARATOGA POLITESEss.
= Another case OF poiiteness occurred at
the states to-day. A beautiful and polite
young man from Chicago sat in the par
lDr. he boxed very solemn and WAS talk
tng 70 himself as if IN great mental suffer
hg:
yes" he said, Il must apologize to
Miss Aston. ] owe it 10 her. Q, mustp'
And then he wrung his hands in deep
GRIEF.
what do you want to apologize to her
for.' 1 asked.
"Why I've disappointed her"
show disappointed herfr
s.Why, sent the bell boy up to her
room four times, 10 tell her that a gentle
man was in the parlOr TO see her, and.
when she finally came down and saw me
with big bouquet in my hand she ex-
claimed
"Why, It's only you? / thought it was
somebody and then she scOwled, turned
on her heel disdainfully and rushed back
"And now you want TO apologize to
herr
''Yes, want TO see her and apologize 70
her tor disappointing her"
SARATOGA VILLAGE RELIGION.
Deacon Knapp has been the main pillar
Of toe Saratoga Methodist church for over
forty years. Every Sunday morning has
found MIN in toe centre pew Of the Old
church. one month ago the good old
deacon died. A few weeks after, the pas
TOR called on the deacOn's son Ben. Ben
had not experienced the wrath 10 come"
like MS father, aud had left the old pew
vacant.
Snow Ben" said the pastor, '.ior over
forty years your father has occupied that
same old pew in the centre Of the church.
He has enjoyed my sermons all these
years. aud hope to see you ia the same
old pew"
"But father and are different" said
Ben. at would be harder for me 10 sit
there than for father"
why harder for you, Benf' asked the
clergyman.
Because" said Ben, "father, you
know, was deaf"
ocuiLIhEE's VERACITY CATCHING.
Mr.. Janyrin. the steward and part pro-
prietor OF the states, stood talking with
Neracity Ochi'tree to-day when charcoal
peddier passed the door.
"HelloW screamed Dir. Jauvrin. az be
waved his hand The voice stopped the
peddief, when SIT. j. made the inquiry /:
SAY, have you got any charcoal IN your
wagony"
Yes" said the expectant driver,
''plenty OF H."
"Thsts right said Mr.. Janvrin with
an approving nod; always tell the truth,
and people Will always respect YOU"
A LIAR INUNDATED.
An eye-gluss Eugnsfmar here was
b0aatiug ~ tue biggest Yankee liar out
side Of Texas. "Why. " said he. Give seen
II rain in England 70 fast that tue rain
could not run on through the hedges. We
had - bail 90 out"
80 that amt nothing" retorted one 81
our hOrse liars from the race frack. ~
seen % rain 80 bard down 4 Kentucky
chimney that the rain couldn't rGn our
the front door. 1T actually bust the
house"
y Dung men" said that Thomas Ochil-
tree, growing red In the face. "ain't you
ashamed 70 talk DO when am be. ou The
ground" Eli PERKINS.
one Great Meru
Of that Beautin8r OF the Teeth. sOZO-