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Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05
PERSONAL.

JEAN ISsEIow prononnces ber mann q ,,,;,,,
Coyrn~on - .,,
likely be nominated for re-eIectiop on The
first ballot. WV
JOHN @. TuoMpsox of Ohio ,.s hoo
pointed speca agent Of the ,,ansra, ueeh hap ap,
office, to inyestieaie franduient 9anT antr;ns
Turonopr T1IroN I'LL ian.'.,l ZOO -.
rsxas ,,;s;taa ' Whlle occurring in
children knew who was Abraham Lincoln
or who was General Grant.
SAMurI. n J.orprr,,
vonnp Democrat Of PhiiaT.,s,, nory PoPular
spnointed nrivate sacratar, Has Deen
Cadawalder. II ia an exceiIspt saIoot; Ionec'or
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

The York county Democratic convention
seems to have been a ore-sided sort Of affair
For some reason or other ] udge Pere Wickes,
who has served the county with such dignity,
ability and high credit for one judicial term,
was not named as a candidate for reelection
to the bench, and John w. Bittinger, WE'LL
read and able lawyer and leading Demo
crat, walked off with four-fifths of the dele.
gates. Hon. John A. Swope, of Adams, was
endorsed for denomination and the resolu.
tions " cordially approve the Democratic re-
form administrations of President Cleve
land and Governor Pattison," and as earnestly
resent the insult offered to the commonwealth
by Quay's candidacy.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05
PORTRAIT OF A GENTLEMAN.

lThese lines were found In the handwriting of
Mr.. Jefferson, on the Library table at Monti-
cello, with the above heading;l
He who walketh uprightly,
Whom righteousness directs;
Whose generous tongue disdains 10 sneak
The thing his heart rejects.
Who never did sander forge
His neighbor's fame to wound
Nor hearken to a fllse report
by malice whispered round
Who vice I'm all its pomp aud power
Can treat with just neglect
And piety, tho clothed In rags,
Religiously respect.
Who 10 his plighted vows and trust
Has ever iirmly stood;
And tho he promise to his loss
He makes his promise good
Tsceidh. '''"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

THE so-called Democrats of the District of
Columbia are said to much exercised because
the president does not hurry up and appoint
some of the district Democrats to the district
federal offices. If half that these district
Democrats say about each other be true, ii
must be very difficult for him to discover
good men and true there, whose appoint.
ments would be more satisfactory than the
retention of the present officials. 1t is sadly
true that large portion of the capital resi-.
dents are partisans Tor revenue only, and
Cleveland may have to go out of the distric,
to find enough righteous Democrats to save
It
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

--lr is reported that somebody wrote to Ma
hone, of Virginia, recently requesting some
historical information and that the following
answer was returned 81 am toe" busy
making history to write it" But the little
Virginian is somewhat too confident. He
has helped to make some history which is
discreditable to Virginia and disagreeble tc
himself and for which the public credit will
suffer during the next century; but his day
for making history, either good or bad, is gone
forever. 1t is, however, too much to expect
that Malone will begin to. learn modesty at his
age and with his record.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

was popularity known AZ "The Black Book
She was born in Bologna and educated In
Paris. There a. In the other principal cities
Of Europe her successes were as marked a.
in this country. The old mother said in
broken French: al get bits of bread and
stale fish from friends. but can't beg, for
the police would arrest mer Here the old
lady, who Is seventy years old, began to cry
and Ermina seeing her, also burst into a
flood of tears.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

large iewelry store In Boston was robbed re.
Gently by some ingenious rascals who had
secured the combination for the safe lock. They
carried of about $4,000 worth of choice jewelry
This was serious loss to the jeweler, but not
so bad as II he had been robbed of pow er TO
digest his dinner. stolen jewelry is hard TO re-
cover. But Browns Iron Bitters will restore
digestion. Mr.. Charles Wolf Kenton, Ohio,
says used Browns Iron Bitters tor dyspep-
STA with satisfactory results"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05
SPECIAL NOTICES.

81 have Advised my Daughter to try it, anc
she is going to do So" He further says al
called on you about six weeks ago sick with
bilious disease. You gave me bottle of DR.
Kenncdys Fayorite Remedy and set me ali
rfghi. 1 want more of it." Thus writes man
holives In Lubec, Me-, to the proprietor, We
are sure of hearing favorably from the lady, foI
this preparation is exactly suited to the troubles
from which women so often suffer Also for
little children. jlylQlmdSw
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

A FEW days ago the cable brought news
Of Crown Prince Frederick, of Germany,
being seriously injured by driving accident
at Zurich. There is no foundation whatever
for the report and traveller who started t. ]
story has been arrested. The offe.. .er did
not expect to be punished for tho trick, but
he deserves all he gets.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

In view Of recent social and political dis
closures in England, 1t is not to be doubted
that Victoria Woodruff, snow fills high
place in English society,"" while "her sister,
Miss Tennie G. Claffin, the great female re.
former, will very soon marry one OF the
wealthiest men In England, and titled"
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

Ir is not entirely pleasing, after all, to
know that DIR. Newman has left Mt. Nc
Gregor, when it is remembered that strong
bolts OF lightning do sometimes play about
that isolated peak.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

In view OF the signal success of the Demo-
cracy in carrying Kentucky, even In an "off
year." First Asst Postmaster General Stew
enson should run his record up to about 800
per day.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

The voice of Newman, happily, is no
longer heard in the land. But Philadel-
News correspondent suggests that Tourge
write the Grant epic Insatiate monster, will
not one suffice
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

For some unknown reason Aquilia Jones
has suddenly ceased to be great and absorb
ing issue. Gone to meet the older and greater
Higgins issue.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

CINCINNATI wisely resolves TO hold iti
exposition some other year. The local expo
sition business has been overdone.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

4 zs6kssR only by the memory of Wash
iDgton, and in the attributes of perfect
personal character no individual in sacred
or profane history, save tie Incarnate
Model, has deserved greater laudation than
that which this eulogist lavished upon his
subject.
Such efforts as these are not to be harsh
ly criticised from literary point of view.
The outpouring of the honest hearts af-
fection, is not TO be measured with line or
sounded by plummet; by every standard
of literary criticism the pro luction must
be ranked unworthy of soph omore. 1t
is from different stand of observation
that the judgment Of the country will con-
denim the performance. Grant has been
seen in the fierce light which beats
about a throne. His strength and his weak
nesses, his merits and frailities are the
possession of this generation; with them
all a friendly and kindly judgment has
been made up upon the dead, and this
should not he disturbed. But when it is
challenged by one who halls Mt. Vernon
and Mt. McGregor in one breath, and who
ransacks all history to find in all its char
acters qualities which the subject of this
eulogy alone possessed in glittering CON-
bination-then the memory of Grant is
most injured by his superserviceable
panegyrist, and calls out to be delivered
from his friends.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

CANON FARRAR can give Parson Newman
some points as to good taste, even though che
is an Englishman."
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

The New York World Bartholdi fund Is
now within thousand dollars of slOO, 600.
Pony up.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05
BE Careful of tho Babies.

1T your children are threatened with Group or
any throat difficulty, apply a few drops of
Thomas Ectectrfc OIL 1t Is the incest medicine
tor the little ones we know of. For sale by III
D. Cochran, druggist, l37 and lS9 North Queen
street, Lancaster.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05
MEDICAL.
SPRING FEVER.

Az this season nearly every one needs to us
some sort of tonic. IRON enters into aImos
every physician's prescription for those who
need building up.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05
Gbe la,lfaster 1ntelligenfer.
LANCASTER, AUGUST 5, 1855.
He Did Not DIsappoint Us.

Those who knew the Rev. j. =. New
man, ID. d., and his methods aforetime, as
well as those who have been disgusted
with his obsequious olliciousness at Mt.
McGregor, could have expected nothing
better from him yesterday than the funeral
address which he delivered at the initial
Grant obsequies. No matter how init
mate his relations with the deceased or
how warm the friendship of the bereaved
family for him, he should not have been
permitted to expose them to the Judgment
which his Grafton must suggest, nor to
travesty the occasion and mock this week
ofmourning with his wretched exhibition Of
bad taste.
The well-worn aphorism that of the
dead there is to be fitly spoken nothing but
good, has its roots in a kindly sentiment of
human and charity, decent consideration
but 1t has came to he grossly abused It is
fair that the best side of man should be
presented in funeral grafton, but it is not
honest nor true that a false judgment, an
exaggerated and unfaithful picture of him
should be presented to the world 1t is an
insult to the country and an insult to the
family, that General Grants eulogist
should have deified him with such ar
apotheosis as that which it will be Just like
Newman to call his "Sermon on the
Mount" Such an address is more than 9
perverson of history and blot upon lltera
ture; it is demoralizing to proper popular
standards of truth and right and fame.
Some time ago, as has been noticed be
fore, this man Newman delivered funera
address, to order, upon the virtues of deat
boy, sonof Stanford, the California million
aire and politician. 1t was of the SAM
strain as the Grant eulogy; and ascribet
TO the youth qualities of mind and heart
such as could only exist in one who com
bined all the virtues of David and Samuel
Paul and Timothy, and even of the mar
vellous lad who disputed with the doc
sssa,ns ssss m " a THAT s.sss,s; sFsssss
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05
Not n Case.

SEVEN DIFFERENT BORAX SOAPS
- In the market to-day. None worthy OF the
name butMILLER'S.
Lancaster daily intelligencer. [volume] (Lancaster, Pa.) 1864-1928, 1885-08-05

THE BEST 90 HAVANA CIGAR IN
4 the City, at
HARTMAN's YELLOW FRONT CIGAR
STORE.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

elre" exclaimed man in the homely
garo OF mechanic to Richelieu, Prime Min
ister OF France, as he was entering his pal
ace: "Sire, have made a discovery which
snail make rich and great the nation which
Snall develop it. Sire, will you give me an
kehelieu, constantly importuned, finally
ordered the mailman" imprisoned Even
IN jan he did not desist from declaring his
deluslon," which one day attracted the
attention of British nobleman, who heard
De Cause's story, and developed his discov-
cry OF steam poweri
All great discoveries are at first derided.
seven years ago a man yet under middle
age, enriched by a business which covered
the continent, found himself suddenly
strlcken down. When his physicians said
recovery was impossible, he used new dis
coyery, which, like all advances in science,
had been opposed bitterly by the school
men. Nevertheless, it cured him, and out
OF gratitude therefor he consecrated a part
OF his wealth to the spreading of its merits
before the world. Such in brief is the his
tory OF Warmers safe cure, which has won,
according to the testimony of eminent per-
sons, the most deserved reputation ever ac-
corded to any known compound, and which
is hnally winning on its merits alone the
approval of the most conservative practi-
tloners. Its tame now belts the globe
The Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19
EASY TO GET MARRIED.



Anybody can marry. A man may be
so homely that the reflection of his face
would dent a new milk-pan, but he can
marry. l know miserable creatures
who have existed scores of years, and
all they have been able to get was to
get married. Down through the flying
years have passed safe from Cupid's
darts. I have met young ladies so
eager to get married that it kept them
up nights-with male companions. l
have been besieged by old maids, bonn
barded with widows and out
thanked by book agents. age does
not wither nor custom stale a man of
my build, and | have to change my
boarding-place often. What l do not
know about love, courtship and mar
riage you need not look in the census
of 1880 to find out. But l shall not
lecture upon those themes. / have
marked the ebb and flow of taste in
these matters. There has been u run
on coachmen until good drivers became
so scarce that the canal boats of
our distracted country were rotting at
their wharves and gilded horseshoes
were the fashionable adornments of
our homes. Then the drain of our for
eign noblemen left our restaurants and
BARRIERS shops without help. Afterward
the cockney dude was in demand until
the ladies' became attached to a cheap
er kind Of dog-with string. 'Pity
is akin to love- and women marry
some very pitiable objects. Weddings
and funerals are put side by side in the
papers, for they both settle man 5
destiny for paradise or perdition.
There has been a steady effort in our
progressive country to make divorces
as easy as marriage, but the lawyers
will always be more expensive than the
preachers. Young men, ] have seen
some happy marriages, but they are
founded on respect and mutual fitness.
They were undertaken with more calm
thought and preparation than moon
light and gum drops There will be
the same moonlight after you are mar
ricd but a small house and lot viii cost
YOU coin of the realm. Buckle down
to your studies, and get an assured pc
sition in society, pull in q political
party or an account at the bank, and
then | will guarantee there will be girls
left and willing to marry.--tr0@ PT2f
Gouge's Lecture, in AIJQpy Jon@ai.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

THE VOLTAIC BELT Co., OF Marshall, Mich,
offer to send their celebrated ELECTRO Vol
TAIC BELT and other ELECTRIC APPLIANCES
on trial for 80 days, to men young or old)
ity and all kindred troubles. Also for rheu-
matism, neuralgia, paralysis, and many 9TH
or diseases. Complete restoration to health,
vigor, and manhood guaranteed. No risk in.
Cured, as 30 days. trial is allowed. Write
them at once for illustrated pamphlet, free.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19
years Teach Moro Than Books.

Gong other valuable lessons impaired
By this teacher is the fact that for very
long time DR.. Pierce's "GOlden Medical Dis
coveryn has been the prince of liver correct
ives and blood purifiers, being the house
hold physician of the poor man, and the
able consulting physician to the rich
patient and praised by all for its magnif-
cent service and efficacy in all diseases Of q
chronic nature, as maiarial poisoning, all
ments of the respiratory and digestive sys-
TENS, liver disease and in all cases where
the use of an alternative remedy is indicated.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19
MISCELLANEOUS.


A couple ih Lripsig. Germany, re-
Gently announced the birth of their
twenty-ninth child
William Decker. of Elizabeth, N.
j., has received the news that $4,000
have been willcd him by Virginian,
Timothy Parker, whom he saved from
drowning about eight years ago.
The proper thing to do now is to
send your lover a silk handkerchief
with his monogram embroidered by
yourself in your own hair instead of
embroidery silk. Devotion can do no
more. This is custom of long ago
revived.-N I. Post.
Three men of San Antonio, Texas,
recently had q dispute about the owner
ship Of pig. As the outcome of the
debate the three men are now dead,
and the pig is public property. 1t is
presumed That all concerned are salts
fled Chjc0go Inter OCEAN.
Japan has recently founded a
pecrage. so as to establish an upper
house Of their legislative body, similar
10 the English House Of Lords. So far
the Peers consist of Princes, "a
Marquiscs, 76 Counts, 1924 Viscounts
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ceptable way has been by drowning.
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The best remedy for bleeding at
the nose, as given by DIR. Gleason at
one of his lectures, is in the vigorous
motion of the jaws as if in the act Of
chewing. In the case of a child 4 wad
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

SAN Francisco Excursions, in connection
with the Chicago, Burlington & Quincy
Railroad, are to leave Chicago and Peoria
ing routes: Dec. 14th via c., B. & Q. R. R,
to Kansas City, and thence via Atchison,
Topeka & Santa Fe r. R.; Dec. 18th, via c.,
B. & O. R. R. to Kansas City, thence via
Missouri Pacific Ry.; Dec. 17tb, via c., B.
& Q. r. R. to Council Bluffs and thence via
Union Pacific Ry.
Is $11315, from Peoria S109.75, and tickets
are good six months.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19
STICK TO THE FARM.
Why Agriculturalists Have No Cause for
just Complaint.


just Complaint.
We often hear farmers complain of
their calling because the profits are so
small, while in some other kinds of
business, of which they know little,
the profits are said to be so large. As
a class, farmers have no reason to COM
plain, for their profits will average as
large as those realized in any other
kind of business where the risk is so
small. Farming is a safe business.
Few farmers fail The business will
not, it is true, allow its owner to live in
idleness and luxury, but it will. if
properly attended to, give him a good
living. Large profits, us rule, mean
great risks. The Spectator in stocks
may, by a lucky turn in the market,
make large profits, but the market may
turn against him and he be sWamped in
a day. Such Il person can not get much
real enjoyment out of life, while the
farmer may get comfort and enjoyment
in solid chunks.
There is no better way than to ac-
NuiliultoO " competency lIlllt ny llJlle.
The farmer can do this. There is
scarcely year when he can not lay by
something if he will. Contentment is
the secret of happiness, and no one
should be more content with his lot
than the prosperous farmer. If it is
said that not every farmer is prosper
Gus, it may be said in answer that there
are not more than ten out of every
hundred business men who have not
failed sometime during their lives.
No man should make haste to be
rich Riches have ruined us many men
as poverty. The prayer of Agur ::
Give me neither poverty nor riches. "
is about the right thing. Men should
be content with moderate profits, and
they will be far happier than if they
are constantly striving to become rich
suddenly. Farming generally yields
profit, and we wish more farmers, and
especially young farmers, were con-
tent to let well enough alone and stick
to the farm CoHgregationaiiSt.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

however large, speedily and painlessly
cured without knife, caustic, powder or
ointment. Consultation free. Write for
pamphlet and references, enclosing two let
ter stamps for reply. Worlds Dispensary
Medical Association, 663 Main Street, Buff
falo, N, Y.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

"A step ladder covered with plush is
the latest parlor adornment The next
thing will be to cover the tack hammer
with plush, and then the average
woman may be trusted to hang a pic
ture,-M Y Graphic.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

of either sex, however induced, promptly,
thoroughly and permanently cured. Send
three. letter stamps for large Illustrated
treatise Worlds Dispensary Medical AS
ISOLATION, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

Ny wife's hands were very much swollen
and distorted with rheumatism, and the
pain was almost uncomfortable. After using
several bottles of your Athlophoros the pain
and swelling are gone and she is well. John
B. Miller, ITO Kerr street, Columbus, o.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

30 YOU enjoy good healthE" asked Cross.
Why, yes, of course: Who doesn't'" re-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

AN lrishman says he can see no earthly
reason why women should not become med
ical Philadelphia call.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

DR.. TANNER says that with the unaided
eye only about FIVE thousand stars can be
seen. DR.. Tanner has evidently never been
on skates Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

The faith-cure is gaining many converts
around the country, but we are not yet sun
guine enough about its success to try it ~
our tailoy.-- Toledo Blade
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

"ARE you asleep, baby" Yes, nam
ma; and you Know the doctor told you not
TO wake me TO give me any medicine, ~
Y Ledger
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

SWEDEN is a good cattle country, because
there the animal never strays, the cattle
men always finding their Stockholm
Folio.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

"HELLo, Judson, how are you" pretty
well, thank you" glow are you at home"
"Wife says I'm rather grumpy'"-Cot"inJ'S
Spectator.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

WHEN silence reigns is it necessary to
carry an umbrellaS--Pdl,ner Journal.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1885-12-19

THE man who received a tomahawk by
express Acknowledged that he had queer
axe sent,--BoStoN Transcript,