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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24

Ten New York negroes married white
wives last year.-Exchspge.
II may well be predicted that New Y RI
bellies will yet all be brunettss.
-NoblemeD say that American mothers
in-iaw are less 'erocious than the European
sorf.-Washington Capitol.
This perhaps accounts for the fact that
they nearly all want them to be framed in
gold.
One quarter of The women in Germany
are laborers, and they do about three-quar-
tiers OF the work too.
One-qusrier of the women in this coun-
try are Isborers also, but they do most of
their work with their jaws
MIR. White, The Chicago humoris;, is
said 10 be melancholy and q stranger to
mirth.
He Probsbly reads Mark Twain for
breakfast, Bill Nye for dinner snd M
Quad" for supper.
-Miss Mscksy has married prince
Pos,-DispsIch.
Many an American girl has married
prince" but when she found out he was
only barber he was inside ''prsnce."
"A man named Roscoe Conkling Hen
bricks has just been put ID the Virginia
penitenisry.-Philsdelp hia Times.
That combination ought to have been
Lost IN peDiiebtiary.
1t SprreheDdei that Mr. Cleveland
may not step 30 gracefully over d laGy's
ram aS does MIR. Arthur. Ii taxes a great
many things TO make a presiGeal Of the
United States.-Exchange.
1t does, but should Mr.. Cleveland make
any bad breaks in stepping on a train be
will probably know how TO ssitch off.
Two Oregon girls have been expelled
from school for burning pa per OH the stove.
1t was probably only an old hustle they
were endeavoriDg 10 purify by FIRE.
70 Olive Logan says she knows there are
swans in The river Thsmes over $50 years !
Olives memory ds'es back well end
there is no reason why er assertion should
be questioned.
"A bright wife whose husband had con-
tracied club fever, hit upon brilliant
scheme recently. She procured partly
worn grDileman's glove. and left it on the |
pailor sofa when she retired, after sitting
up till IL o'clock for her derellct lord. He
does rot 20 out 10 the evenings now.-Ex-
change.
A "p Irsly worn gentleman" mesnt that
the glove belonged to bald headed NJ ar,
probably.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24

Probate court.

Nearly the entire day was consumed In
the probate court yesterday In bearing the
various csses against the Mosby estate, the
principal of these was the case of DR.. 8 q.
Crawford for medical attendance. The en-.
tire bill was $500, and as the number OF
visits paid was ten the charge was consid-
cred exhorbitapt by the heirs, and b, nce
the contest as to its allowance, DR.. Crsw-
ford claiming the services rendered were OF
such q character SIS 10 warrant the charge
A very large number of prominent physi-
clans were examined and sitter long bear
ing judgment was rendered for the plaintiff
for $l21, being one dollar per mile travel
led ard three dollars for each visit for ser.
vices rendered.
The other cases are as follows:
r. E Hewlett VS.. Wade Mosby estate;
account; JUDGMENT for plaintiff for S25
w. S. q. Snoddy W. same; sccount; judg-
ment for plaintiff for SIS.
A. A. Williams VS.. same; account; jndg-
ment for plaintiff so.
g. w. Smith, administrator estate of j.
G. Dulon, deceased, files first annual
approved ald ordered OF Iec-
ord.
james E. Riicbey, guardian and curator
of William and NJ. J. Rector, mirrors, files
second annual settlement; approved and or
dered of record.
Thomas E. Porter guardian end curator
Of Willism Porter and Mary Lay Porter,
minors, files final settlement of said eststs;
wards appear aud waive notice and copy OF
and all exceptions as to time Of
ling the same and settlement is approved
aod ordered of rt cord.
Court adjourned TO March 8.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Happily Married.

NJ. NJ. Prichard, an old oweeo boy, who
was for years a westerner, but who returned
a year ago or more, and who is kept here
sttendil g 10 the business management Of
his mothers large farm at Flemingville,
was married this morning to Mics Verde,
the only daughter of Asa p. Sesrles, wei
known farmer of Flemingville. There was
q very quiet wedding at Presiding Elder
Crydenwise's residence on Fox street aud
no presents except cash present from Mr..
Searles of $500 to his drughter. They
started this afternoon for a months trip in
New York, Philadelphia and Washington,
where they will witness the Inauguration
-Owego Daily Blsde of Feb. 9th. 1885.
Mr.. Pritchsrd formerly resided in Soda
liza where he was much respected. The
BAzoo joins his many friends here in wish.
irg him more fun than a box of monkeys
in his new relation.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Sunday Seriousness.

Seven days more have passed, gentle
An reader, we mean, land Sunday morn
ing slides In just as easy as goose stand
ing on one foot.
And, reader, il is our duty "a highmind
ed citizens OF the biggest country ever
unrolled outdoors, 10 glance back at those
seven days, and see what has happened.
That's what Sundays for.
Sunday is kind of patent sirbrske
on the express frsin of life, applied az reg
ular stations, that we might SLOW up, see
how far We have got, and grease up for the
next trip.
Deacon Simeon Dinwiddie and John
Conner both went to Jefferson City last
week to ayersge up the sinners of that
benighted town, and tell where the cspiisl
of the state should be.
While the deacon watched the saints
and kept them straight, John Conner held
out bait for the sinners, and csughi Jack
Smith and Kaiser of the Madison laying a
plan 10 dynamite the Sedsiia contingent"
Kaiser said the Sedslia whisky was bet
ter goods than he had any demand for, and
he was losing trade,
The deacon is staying with a member
from the southeast who prays, trades
horses and drinks poor rum Just like the
deacon. Deacon DinWiddie has staying
qualities.
II was agreed that Kaiser should touch
off the train to the dynamite while Jack
Smith was to look in another direction.
This won't fool any body for Sedslia is
used to it
The descou caught his man and whip.
sawed the turn.
Deacon Dinwiddie is candidate for the
Sedslia postofice and is getting signers TO
petition to be presented to President-elect
Cleveland. The deacon will soon 20 to
Washington,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Fisher Ele0s

The adage that "the wicked fee when no
man pursueth," was illustrated yesterday
in the case of Jim Fisher, the negro, who
attempted 20 make kindling wood Of Aaron
Moss, as relsted in Yesterdays BAzoo.
When Constable Carnes arrived at Fish
er's residence in Hughesville, yesterday,
duly armed with state warrant authoriz-
ing him to bring Fisher to account for his
unwopted display of energy, be was met by
buxOm wench who, to the inquiry,
Where is Jim Fisher?" replied "Lo'd
Massa, dunno; he dun gone away since
Yesterday night, an spects he's gone to
Kausss, case he took his gun and an his
fishing hooks" Monte was forced to re-
tuln without his man, and remarked to
reporter he wouldni mind il so much if the
fool had only finished his job before going.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Resolutions.
SEDALIA, Mo-, Feb

SEDAllA, MO-, req. ", 1850.
Officers and Brothers Of Prairie Queen Lodge No.
Is, of the b. OF X. r. B.:
DEAR SIRs Your committee TO whom
was referred the duty of preparing resolu.
tions expressive OF the sense of this meeting
beg leave to report the following:
Whereas, In view of the loss sustained
by the decesse of ourWorthy Master Buchan-
ans wife, Mrs. Buchanan, aud of the still
heavier loss sustained by those who were
nearest and dearest to him, therefore, be il
Resolved, Thst il is but jus tribute
TO the memory of the departed TO say that
in regretting her removal from our midst,
we mourn for one who was in every way
worthy of our respect and regard.
Resolved. That We sincerely condole
with our Worthy Master, husband of the
deceased, on the dispensa,iou with which
it has pleased Divine Providence to Attic,
him, and commend him for consol alton 10
Him who orders all things for the best,
and Whose chasiisements are meant in
mercy.
Resolved, That this heartfelt testimon-
isl of our sympathy and sorrow be forward
ed to our Worthy Master and friends Of
our departed friend, by the secretary of
this meeting. E.tL t-t
Resolved, That a copy OF these resolu-
tions be published in cur paper, the West
ern Railroader; also in our city papers.
h. ~ E-E. BIeELow,
j. l. DORSEY, Com.
j. L. HOLMAN.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
TWO NIGGEkS AND AN Ak
A Story With rhe Inevitable Fee
male REQUISITE.

Jim Fisher is colored gentleman who
resides in the Hughesville neighborhood,
and whose great pride is TO let every body
know he belongs to that Social elias, gen.
orally callsd "bad niggers." Like all bad
Liggers, Jim has girl who is the apple
OF his eye" and he could rot be bad
niggsh" wild q girl unless he WIS veno-
mously jealous, nor could he be venomous-
ly jealous ovid out sn oder bad niggah" to
De jealous of. This last quisile Jim finds
in the person of Aaron Mss, a darkey
whose many noble, pious and gentle ways
are too veil known 20 Sedalians and have
been too often recorded In the police, JUS
iice and Jail dockeIs Of the city 10 require
enumeraIion here. Aaron since his last
release has also held forth in the Hughe .
vile neighborhood and it is unnecessary to
say jim and Aaron are far wider apart in
their ideas than ever Was the arcic u,
Aaron and his brother Moses, IN fact they
always see blood on the moon and yt>tel
day they saw IL closer. Aboui noou -
melancholy relict of Moses came e. io.D
in search of Attorney LINN
to secure a warrant Tor the arrest Of jaws,
Fisher Aaron had his hand bundled ur
in something that looked like an ancient
bedquilt. This attracted the atientio. Of
BAzoo scribe who accosted him with
whats the matter, thou brother of Mos
esq" and received tho following story:
"Does you know jim Fisher, a niggah
dat resides at Hughsvillt?'
Eyes" replied the news grsb1er.
swell tell you, boss, he's a mighty bad
niggah. He tried to chop me up wild an
axe dis morDin' an he just split my hand
ali to flinders, and rs gwiue ter hao him
seut ter de lenepentiary for murder, so l
is"
"What was it all sboul?" asked the
scribe.
"Well, you see, the bosses wife, she
wants ter git girl IA jss went obsr ter
see che what L know TO ak her ter come
ober an work for missus. When / got to
der house .dat nasty piggah, jim Fisher
were dar, and when tole der gal Jim got
mad an SAID she shouldn't 20 an called ne
81 kind of names an said was les tryin'
90 coax her of. Den I got mad sn' tole
him If he'd come out de doah I'd lick him,
an he Just grab up er axe an come at me
an took char an held cher my head an
he cut my hand an Is Jest bound ter hsb
de Law on him" and then the gentle Aaron
mesndered eff TO interview the attorney
and tomorrow the justice court will be full
II had ni0Jahs
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
On His Muscle.

A prominent Cit ] md ex-representa-
tive Of Benton ocu-iy Is reported 10 nave
had a puGii:3tic Ocut with another proIni-
nent citizen of Warssw at that place Fri
day night, in which the ex-representative
proved himself the best man by long odds,
and has since be- Giving the congratu-
latiOns ara plan { the boys, though
they do say he failed to observe The Queens.
berry rules dor g the engagement.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Do Not be DISCOURAGED.

Even if you have tried many remedies for
your Kidney disease or LAYER complaint
without success it is no reason why Won
should think your disorder incarahle.
The most intractable cases readily yield 10
she potent virtues of Kidney Wort. 1t is a
purely vegetable compound which acts on
the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels at the same
time and thus clesnses the whole system.
Don't wait, bat get package to-day and
.cure yourself.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
haunting TO Jefferson.

Sheriff w. s. Hank, of Bates county,
passed through the city last night on his
way from Butler 10 Jefferson City with Jim
Medley and George Armstrong, whom he
proposes to add to the vital statistics of the
state capital for the next two yesrs. They
were charged with being bold burglars and
the jury said the charge was true 10 the
extent of the penalty assessed. The boys
did not at all appreciate the kindness of
the reporter in personsliziug them, how
ever.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Cheap Rates.

The rates are reduced TO Washington
for the inaugural and tickets can be pur-
chased of II. l.. Berry at union depot, COM
mencing February 18th to March Sd, in
elusive. Good to return until March 10Th
for $3l.40. The round trip is good on any
of the trunk roads.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
For Sale,

For sale cheap by parties leaving the
city, one new wsgon, harness aud two
horses. Terms easy. Apply 10 ll6 East
Seventh .strse;. 222d&wlt$.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Which L. the Largest.
CENTRETows, Feb. l9,

NENAAbAV"Ni IcO' To- AOoo'
EDITOR BAzoo: To tile q bet, please
write and tell me what the population OF
Sedslia is and the population of Spring
field, Mo, also. have bet SO that Sc.
dalis is the largest place. Please let me
know and you will leave me under many
obligations. Respectfully,
NJ. L. T.
. According to the last census Sedalis was
several thousand souls the largest. Both
places have increased wonderfully in the
last two years. Sedalia has by the last city
directory about 10000, while Springfield
probably has from Ii 600 to 5000.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
ANNOUNCEMENT.

We are hereby authorized to announce
the name OF A. B. Shobe as candidate for
city marshal, subject to the decision of the
democratic city convention.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
Horsford's Acid Phosphate In
Nervous Diseases.

DIR. Henry, New York, says: "In nervous
di-eases, know OF no preparation to equal
it,"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24

The "BaZOO" is the ONLY
paper I'm Sedalia receiving
Associated Press Dispatches.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
What isTtq

The little Axe sheet published in the lit
tie 2x3 town, by the grace of Missouri's
long suffering charity ) clept the capital,
vents its special spite sgsinst the BAzoo
for daring to raise Its voice in favor of the
capital removal, and by way of answer TO
straightforward, open manly truth, cries
Islander and begs Sedalians TO strsnsle the
BAzoo 1t would be natural to suppose
that The Journal would like to have the
leaders in the capital removal throttled or
even burned NJ the stake, but the BLZoO
hiss only been an bunble follower OF
greater minds. And if ut bes unworthy
as the Journal tries TO make IT appear, and
really an obstacle 10 Sedafis's success, it is
little strange the Journal should volun-
teer to aid them by suggesting toe exlinc.
tiop.,, But perhaps the Journsl is a fresh
convert and itself in favor Of removal. IL
so, say so. please, and quit lodging in the
brush.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24
University Lecture Course

Woods Opera House Tuesday night. The
Gath. Subject, "My Travels in Japan and
China" by Col. Sanford. 2-22dw2t.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-02-24

-Swellings are reduced by st. jacob
Oil, the dead-shot for pain.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1885-01-28

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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1885-01-28
X c n R -
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Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1885-01-28

Warriors and statesmen, priests and kings
All give great names to little things,
To charm and dazzle hoor and clown.
They call q monarch s hat crown
They put cudgel in his hand.
And call it sceptre of commando
They seat him in chair alone
And say ii is Il mighty throne.
TiaIas, mitres. croziers. stoles,
That sound SO big to little souls,
Are only caps, and sticks and rags,
When disencumbered of their bragg
And wielde In the tiercest strife,
A hero's sword is but knifel
Things may be very great or small
'Tis words that govern after ALL.
-Charles lKackay.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1885-01-28
LANCASHIRE NINE OK VEIN

Bearing silver, with surface ground six hum
dred feet in width, situated in Garfield Mining
District. County of Esmeralda, and State OF
Nevada, and designated by the field notes and
official lat on file in this Office as Lot No. 49,
in Township seven month, range thirty three
east, of Mount Diablo Meridian said Lot No.
| 80 being described as follows, TO wit:
Beginning at post marked No u s. Sur
| vey No. 80, whence the northeast corner Of
Section 20, Township north range 33 east,
Mount Diabo Meridian, bears moth 60S19
| east 519 feet; the location monument upon
this lode bears north 5424' west 59lA feet. and
the incline bears north 58Ao west 531 feet
| and running thence, first course, north 244o
| west 615A feet to post marked No. U. 5. Sur
| vey No 80; thence, second course. north 63"
| west S5514 feet to post marked NO. 3 U. 5. Sur
vey No. 80; thence, third course, south 27o
west 800 feet crossing center post in 300
| feet, to post marked No. U. S. Sur
| vey No. 80; thence. fourth csurse, south 63o
| east GAN feet to post marked No. U. S. Sur
| vey No 81; thence, fifth course, south 244o
| east Ss4A feet to post marked No. i U. S. Sur
| vey No. 80; thence, sixth course, north 27o
| east 76SH feet, crossing center monument
| in 3S414 feet, to post marked No. l. the
| place of beginning, containing 20 66-100
acres. Location posts found at all of said
| corners.
Magnetic variation 1879 east, containing
| 20 66 100 acres.
! The location of this mine is recorded in the
| Recorders office of Garfield Mining District,
| in Book A, on pages 1855 and 1866.
The adjoining claimants are, on the east by
| the Manchester lode, and on the west by the
| Ida lode.
| Any and all persons claiming adversely any
| portion of said
Lancashire Mine or Surface
Ground,
| Are required to file their adverse claims with
| the Register of the United States Land Office,
/ Mt Carson (NjtV in the State of Nevada. 0urlrQ
| the sixty days period of publication hereof, or
they will be barred by virtue of the provisions
| OF the Statute.
c. A. WITHERELL. Register.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1885-01-28
ARCHIBALD HARRINGTON An
WILLIAM HARRINGTON,

whose Postoffice address is Garfield, Esmerad.
County, State of Nevada, have this day filed
their application for patent for fifteen hun.
dred linear feet of the