The Red Cloud chief., 1885-12-04
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Z II az VIC ~anSsf h &N bSNA1H
Iatd v5cit I am i~ncarSsrated amt
- ether my umble efforts i'm
set people OF Bo'. bat il serves
to Bee, ne from dweilin onto my
wsVags shich Fl | dwell thereon wood
d-}re n 90 madnis. Precchin and the
GFul urplies wich Bzseom doles out
me IN i~nsufhshent quantities keeps
rS,on ION reelin onto her throne.
nv < last eyenin wuz; "Ye she, not
VI OF and IA ass io9otAer."
Nv Brethren. Their amt nothin in
bs ! wa; 700 kin ind suihin in the
&rip r witch il applicable 10 il. e.
oehl shen VOC are in ;.pbble. Their
rso AMY tcxes that are applicable Ia
nrnbi l,sthai | dror the Inference that
Ne Jews. for witch the book wuz
oeigi jly written. wnz mostly IN tru5-
Ne, al none NV eu. so fur az | hev
nd. ven went and elected 4 President
Efur 8 sake Nv gi;tin holt Us the oilis~s
land 'hen didn't get em. Possibly u
su, kh an okkurrence that flOorcd
Job II 80, | Kin see why he scrGpci
Zhi.. x With oyster shells and he'd hard
go 10 still believe in the jestis u the
De y.
. rer j. 50 many SIGH passages in the
SIX ,ters that / RELY think tina, the
| CorIwrs ought TO apply To- the Home
Visionary Sosicty fur another copy. fur
Z ge Ieral yoose. az the II Square Gayitt
ytOss to sware witnesses onto isn't
allE accessible. | don't like 20 hey
u 20 to Bascom, har-room 10 find the
s uare every time | want Ia refer 10
ii Bible. But this is a digrcshun.
The passage witch | hev quoted fits
{ the present circumstances like a
Drde's trow.iS. Last fall wher we
ed with the Mngwumps we yoked II
, sand a ass together. Wich wuz the
TX and witch wuz the as ! will try Ia
n YOU AZ sum fuchcr time. At pres
nt ii looks very much ~ II both seek
huns wuz ass. becoZ neether NV u hez
rot the ~provender. the Republicans
1dll holding the places. And then
agin ! shood say shat both seckshuns
vuz OK. becoZ we did all the pullin.
Ehe mark NV the yoke IL on my neck
II this time and VT Lubbock still
handles the males and hez the letters
TO the Loozeancr Lottry company To
open. while | am pinin in a Basteel and
gOin thirsty bccoZ thereof.
"Ee sheE ro. yoke the or and the ass
fogeher.'
The OK and the ass NAV pull together
fur n time but they can't continner be-
coz the combinashun is onnachrel. The
ass is frisky and onSartin while the OK
is steady and %pashcni. Take this view
NV the case and the Dimocrisy is the
OK and the Mugwumps the ass. The
Dimocrisy hez bin pullin under the
heavy yoke Of perpetchooal defeat fur
twenty-four long years. but we KEEP
pullin regardlis. We pulled evenly all
the time. Opposin the war we sup
ported a Yoonyun General in '6s and
last fall We took up n man fur Prcsi-
e n wich wuZ never electid TO nothin
by Dimekratic votes. Why did we do
this? Becoz thro SIGH nominashuns. il
seemed to us, lay the direct way 10
post-onises and ~post-offises bein the
central IA in the Dimckratic system
we swallered en-.
The Mugwump bein frisky NAV be
tit a. ~ iit Nv y
likin party To vote for the tyrant Cleye-
land. last fall, and thi. fall he switches
around to the Republicans agin and OPP
poses Dimocri>v in the person NV Hill
which he didnt defect. Hallelloogy,
But he don't git the Post-of1ises either.
fur the tyrant Cleveland won't move
at all. The Mupwumps don't want the
oifises. and Cleveland processes that be
q n find DEMOCRATS that is nj fur EN-.
The Mugwump don't want an off, be-
coz when he takes nm offs he becomes
committed to suthin s;iddy and ceases
To 10 n Mugwump. The tyrani's rea-
son for not appiniin Dimekrats is
shameful. Sposin the Dimocracy, ez a
rool. amt FIT to hold the ofiis.s?
Them's the kind witch wants EN-. Wat
yoose is 4 offs to n man wich kin earn
a Twin some other. way? TIE Dime
kratic ice NV n offs is to pervide q
place for the man witch don't want Ia
work and witch pays fur his place in
politikle services. r. Grover Cleveland.
on whose he'd lite cUsSes. don't onder-
stand this he is the wrong man in the
wrong place. Wa. ,doosement WIZ
Their fur me to 90 % Injeany 10 vote
three times in one presink. except the
P~ost-oiiis nj the Corners? Why did !
spend in eleckshuneerin the $3.50 I
bOrrercd NV an inrbriated Louisville
drummer, when / mite hev yoosed il 10
squench a thirst. witch. like the worm,
never dies? Wat Endorsement is Their
fur the repeeters in the lower wards in
Moo York. or the tufts in Chicago. 20
stay by the Democracy onlis Their boss
e. hev the offises nj " which 70 keep
EN- heeled? The Tvrant must remem-
Der not only that he can't yok together
q OK and q ass. but also that he mustn't
muzzle the OK that treddi;h out the
corn. kin hurl much skripter at his
onsanctified he'd.
II. shell not yoke the or and the ass
together"
Oil and water won't mingle. nee;her
kin George Wilyum Cur,i. and Henry
Ward Beecher feel much to hum in a
Dimocratic cawcu whose feet hain't
bin washed sence thew wuz married. A
clean collar don't look well on . dirty
shirt. no. is there any sort Wv sence in
putin y swsller-tsle coat onto a pair
with the sect bustid. 4 Sessoyiu-iike
nose from . dis;illery FIRE don't look
well on xcleen--hayed face with INIT
ton chop whiskers. There must be a
sort Nv fitnis nv things or Their il smssh-
II Grover Cleveland wants IN paIier
to me better elemence w ameri-in
poilytix let him 20 over to tie Repaid
likins TO wuns and stop fooiin with
us
"Te sA,i NOT soksS 2s OK aai .is ass
together"
an, pinin in : Bss;eel. and LnbbueS.
a disgastin niger. is still Postmaster.
And 1-over Cleveland. wich I eiec.:d.