Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-11-13
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:, IfsF ~ az, Y1p mortgages bis property while
The money lasts lives on the fat of the land.
while this man who leabs 0he cash has to be
eontent WitD.tie lens - A0a0eU Citizen.
LATEEY,AAla MUSIC han at san Jose, Cal.
after the shorts kr ed ballad lady had war
hled Would I Wereshdt1 "a" great excite
mept was cfeated -4l u stalwart miner in the
audience singing, Would l Were GuD."-
AHA.
The PRINcIPAL OF New Jersey academy,
who had just purchased a new ball to harg on
the cupola of the institution, and also married
. handsome woman. made an unfortunate
OrthograDhical error when he wrote to the
PRESIDENT Of the Board of Trustees: 81 have
sue 'eeded in procuring fine large-tOngued
belle. "-EsehdnGe.
THE TREAS. elk. AND HER LIEUT.
one morning IN the month Of Sept.
pretty clerk IN Manning's dept.
Took up her pm and struck bal.
Then took train and struck for Cal
Why did she turn from WASH, D. CT
The answer is below q. W;
Her lieut.. had gone to join HE Co.,
And she went on TO do. do. do.
Chicago Nelos.
ITALIAN 'as she is spoke:" How are You
getting along with your Italian2" asked
all street banker Of his book keeper az they
walked down Broadway. "Oh. first rat. }"
he replied with enthusiasm; II can speak il
quite nuently. now. just wait a moment
and I'll show you" Then stepping up 10
warthy chestnut vender he said: ''Sono
ouonl mela, signOrg" And The suppose
Italian glanced at the young man and snorted
what dyer soy .-Belo York Journal.
A BAD CASE OF IT.-Several gentlemen
we're talking bout love. and Gilhooly said he
mad an uncle who went crazy on accom- OF
ne tender passion. That's nothingw re-
piled Gus de Smith, "my cOus in Tom is more
IN love than any man / ever heard Of" Is he
really in love?n rs her He is so much in
love that he has become letter carrier so he
can get to read her letters sooner Besides
as letter carrier, he knows if she is getting
letters IRON any other feller.'-IsedS Siftin0s.
FIRST CITIzEN-I am getting superstitious
about the place where | register to vote.
TINS year the hoard OF regislery me- in on
district IN barber shop, and my candidate
Ndd close shave. Second CitlZen-That's a
fact. Ours met at a florists, and my man
went where the woodbine twineth. Third
Cltizen-D0n't groan over small calamiGies
l registered at an undertaker's. cond Citi-
zen-And That became of your candidate +?
Third Citlzen-Buried under 10000 majority.
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THE new humorous book entitled "That
Very Mab," contains the following joke at the
expense OF he POsiti' lists: Are there many
Of this sect?n asked NAB. 'sThere were 81 o
them" said the Owl. "but they quarreled
about canonlzing the Emperor Tiberlus, and
now there are only thirteen and a half"
w w, mere do yon get The frhction?" said Nab.
THAT is a mystery" said the Owl Every
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TRUSTS pO sess only this example,; it is cheap
one, hut they are not a luxurious sect"
A PATRICK COOS tItsf-
Grove, from thBeN fTte House window,
Saw the tell October moon,
And hetelsphOced 10 Manning
What a glrriOue night for coonT
~ es.' said Manning. 'in Ohio,
III WI here our frieaa George HOadly ran.
j nave heard The cOoa is always
An offensive partisap;
- nd that after the election,
One sat, laughing, on his tail,
Riulcpiing Brother Hoadley
Aud his chum, old Toast and Ale"
''If you speak the truth, " said Grover,
get your powder and your gun:
Go. aud don't return, dear Manning,
TIL you get the hide Of one!N
Manning went not from his office,
1924 Yet before next SAY vt noon,
. Ihps he spoke IN tones, trlu mphant,
Grover, have bagsed that Coonw
10 this tale there is this moral.
10 which none has yetd emurred,
Whether man or beast. the Coon is
Not Democratic bird
s tEa. .ffl ---t'o ia,lbHS Dispatch.