Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-08-01
HERE and tn

f0l.
The camp meeting season is about
opening.
he loving and you will never want
for love.
See that the alleys are kept in good
condition.
4 Harlem man asks ten thousand
dollars damages for the loss Of three
fngers. He must be pickpOcket.
A young mother should not be too
ambitious to correct her children.
She should begin at the bottom.
II care not who makes the breaches
Of the family said a strong-minded
wife, cas- long as wear them"
A Staten Island school teacher has
just launched a yacht which he has
christened Rattan" 1t is sort of
birchbark.
Young housewife: "What miser-
able little eggs again. You really
must tell them, Jane, to let the hel
sit on them q little longer .
"You say you know Sallie Jones?O
Yes. " us she homelier than her sis
ter Mary?" Eyes: there's more Of
Der; she's bigger"
A young lady rebukingly asks:
(Which Is the worse, to lace tight. or
TO get tight?" Really, we cannot
answer the question. We never
laced.
George: do you know, Ethel,
old Stokes had perplexity ft the
other day Z" Ethel: "a perplexity
ftl You mean PARALLEL stroke
A man may be ever so firm be-
lever in the theory of evolution, but
when he is afflicted with boiIs he is
not always believer in the "furvi-
wi Of the sittist."
Evil cucumbers corrupt bananas,
Il the way little girl repeated the
text. She was quite right, as her
little brothers. stomach-ache after
dinner testified
II do think that thirteen is really
an unlucky number" said a pert
young miss who had just entered her
teens; cit is too old for dolls and too
young for beaux |"
A middle aged girl'' recent adver-
tised for situation Soon we exc
poct to hear of youthful oetogena-
rians."
This world is pretty even. The
piano has spoiled many good dish
washer, and many o good dishwasher
has spoiled piano.
A man in Osceola, Mich, has three
daughters, all Of whom are mutes He
is probably the champion dumb-bell
raiser Of the world.
A student of international circum-
stances says that England has had
her last king. He should have said
that she has made her last bluff,
Shopkeeper-"'Arf pound of tea
menu Which win you have to-day,
mem, black or green ?" Female =
BLACK, please; it's for funeral ~
The giraffe has never been Known
20 utter sound. In this respect it
resembles young lady in b street
car when q gentleman gives her his
seat.
''Yes,n said Mrs Spriggins, when
she read the menu of recent FASH
ionable dinner, "the man who got up
that there feast must have been an.
epicacl" a
Yes" said Jones, when my wife
gets mad she reminds me of vessel
under way How so % inquired
Smith. because she's got her ran
cor Up.
IN old soldier says that although
be fought through the war, be never
knew what it really meant to "break
ranks" until be fell into basket Of
bad eggs
DO you consider him man of
veracity n "Heh ?n II say do You
consider him man Of veracity ~
Well, there's no tellin' what be
might do If be was mad an had 3
gun.
Pretty Teacher-iN Now, Johnny
Wells, can you tell me what is meant
BIZ miracle Z" johnny Yes,
teacher. Mother says If you don I
marry the new parson twill be =
mirocle.u
The COuntryman who travelled 3
hundred miles to see 1.-THE invisible
girl returned home mad as 4 hermit
because he got into the room whar
she was, and the daFned thing WASN'T
ID sight
Nell said an irato WHITEWATER