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4. Il. tI.fMISS. Managpr. mNItsfu tina go.
Up 5000 FIET.

u DEER PARK AND OAKLAND
ON THE CREST OF THE AIIfslIENTf,l
WITHIN THE FAMOUS GRADE Sft"FtuN'
DIRECTLY ON THE LINE OF THE n AID q
NO STAGE RIDES OR Rus TRAN~FIIiz
ALL LIMITED EMPRESS TRAINS ~npp
With the new and unparalleled fast Sch,.i- A 4
ule on the Baltimore and ohio Railroad q VI
these lovely twin Resort hey pnd all com - L
parison the most adNantagool>ly loratoi To- Is =
train service aud surroundings OF any east "a the
Rockies.
Leave Washington amer late breakfast. Arrfve n
Deer Park for early dinner. Lave Baltiniore amer
ate dinner. Arrlv" AZ Deer Park for supper Return
ing trains are equally favorable. Leave Iecr park
ALTER breakfast, arrive at MaShin sion early elm
ncr. Leave Deer Park after dinner, arrive al NASH
ington FOR early supper. There II also ni lt press
each way. making
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OLD POINT COMFORT VIRGINIA a.

nLD POINT COMFORT. VIRGINIA IA
1iNGl,1A HOTEL, ,a Il
Situated loo VARIES FROM FORT Ma efgs71.
open al the year Accommodates 900 tr,-r>.
tina to any Hotel In the United States ~If.tGnd-
ms picturesque nfa historic ApJuiut nisf- t.iie
and service uueNCyled. bathing. h,a ;i,i.Elc and
ufNhg Sp'riay attractive. Terms l,-. ,-I il
Cphi",ih Ions IMAM ANY resort the country Pure
OCEAN AR Tree from mniaria and cnnhntiNe 10 ftrh
hlS sleep. send for descriptive pamphlet
my21in.w.stlsep N. PlIpflit-~ I'ropTfptar
4 oNG BEACH HOTEL. l. l..
"Opens early In June. Special rates for familiis 40
cesSlhlc quiet ana strictly tystclass The tued hoai.
SUR bathing unsurpassed. Hot salt water btthS .
and fast trainS.
sOCIHGATE MURRAY a WILKINSON Props
THOUSAND ISLAND IItlI--Sk.
Alexandria Hay. ~. Lawrence River
Prices hy the week 81 1,,u saS No il.,~,fli,aeS
no malaria. mo hay fever. p.rc, drainage, house. M
class, best music. finest fishing aud bontn,.
- --- X u. SBLIitGAFf ~, irnpriffnr.
e. L. CLEMES. Manager mvl.tu th,.s.,,,.
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CHAPEL POINT OPENING PCSTPOS ED-Thc
eien.n. of Chapel Point ha, been postponed TIL
Monday. on account OF the bad We ather ON
MnHGay the steamer Geo. Law will leave the
wEaFi ~ $50 Il. IN, tJsi.!g an excursion party
down with her to Chapel Point.
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MARRIAGE LICESSEs.-N licenses have
preen issued by the clerk OF the court III John
Ete and Nancy bigges. both OF L. G.. county
Bessie Wales ~
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ASK your grocer for Enterprise" Roasted
CoffeeS.
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HENRY L. SMITH.
1SS West Avenue. Rochester, n. Y.

ECZEMA ON a CHILD.
Your most valuable Cuticura Remedies have done
my Child so much good that feel like saying this fol-
the benefit Of those who troubled with skin disease
Ny little girl was troubled with Eczema and tried
several doctors and medicines but did her any
good until j used the Cutcura Remedies which speedily
cured her. for which owe you many thanks and many
nights Of rest.
ANTON BOSSMIER, Edinburgh, Ind
TETTER OF THE SCALP
Twas almost perfectly bald caused by letter Of the
top ofthe scalp used your Cutcura Remedies about
six weeks and they cured my scalp perfectly and now
my hair Is coming back as thick as it ever was.
up CHOICE Whitesboro' Texas
COVERED WITH BLOTCHES
1want to tell you that your Cuticura Resolvent Is
magnificent. About three months ago my face was
covered with BOtches and after using three bottles
ResOlvent / was perfectly cured
FREDERICK MAITRE
&c st Charles street, New Orleans, La
IVY POISONING.
For all cases Of poisoning by Ivy or Dogwooi can
warrant Cuticura to cure every time. Ihave sold it
tor five years and it never fails.
{. H. MORSE, Druggist
HostOn Mass
Sold everywhere. Price: CUT1CURA, Soc; SOAP c5c;
REsoLvEST, $1.0O Prepared by the POTTER DnUa
AND CHEMICAL Co, BoSToN, MASS.
Send for How to Cure Skin Diseases" myl4 Z
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AUCTION SALES.

HONI1NN tF-lIlA-ssD
hUNCASSON BROS. AuctioHcers.
BANK, RAILROAD INSURANCE AND OTIIER
STDtkS
On MONDAY, JUNE FIRST, at ONE O'CLOCK
=. NJ, viii sell. within auction rOofls-
So shares Columbia Fire Insurance stock
go - National Union Fire Insurance stock.
800 I" Riggs
Is {" Franklin g.
20 Post Combination Sewing Mach Stock.
10 :. Metropolitan Il T. 20.
40 w. a a.. H. H. 90. Z"
IS Central National Bank -
ao T" Washington t,aS go.
loo % Pneumatic Gun Carriage -
20 /" Second National Bank
10 ." Real Estate Title Insurance ("
Together with other stocks which Will be sold I'm
10 suit
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VXyALKER'S. 2O4 10TH ST. N. W.-CARBON-
w lied Moth Proof Paper, Sc per yard; Whitewash
Brushes cheap: Charcoal Pitch, Fire Clay and Brick,
Lime, CemeuiS, Platter. &c ap3
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iaPoRrANT SALE.-The sale OF the residence
ttStV ,oorcor;ln street which is postponed until
roauny next, al the same hour. will take place
ISSsh1is>s OF the weather Therefore bidders
should be on hand DioOe'S
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CITY AND DISTRICT

CoSsu1T Hempler and save eyesisht.
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LOCAL OPrION on THE VIRGINIA SIDE OF
THE hiEEK-N as.Iington correspondence of
tiie baitiinorc San says: Al the Virginia cleo
TON yesterday no license was adopted in Jeiler-
SON ana Arlington districts OF AleXuudria
county, opposite this city, but license was car
IIed IN ashln.tOn district. opposite George
Town so that the Long bridge now crosses into
temperance community. while the Aqucduct
bridge ieniS 10 u section where the sale OF
liquor is stilI legal.
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COUNTRY REAL ESTATE.

EOR sALE-TO CLOSE UP AN ESTATE. I6o
u acres of land i'm the Golden Belt wheat region of
Kansas; near railroad and town. Owners address
until June I'd proX., W. I. d., star office. my:}u3t*
NOR SALE-FORTY ACRES AT HEAD BROAD
Il Creek: large brick house. apple orchard good
land: in Maryland: cheap for cash. Inquire of w w.
HALL. 43O ALI st. sw. my29-3ts
nor LEASE-DWELLINGAN DGREEN-1IOCSE
IL 2i2 acres of land Oh the brentwood road formerly
occupied by Jacob Huster. Apply to FRANK ALL
LER, 1923 9Th stn.w., Washington ID. G. my29-3t<
NOR RENT-FOR THE Seasonal BROOM
Il Cottage, near station at Washington Grove, Nd.
Apply TO III Indiana ave NV. my29-3t*
NOR RENT - TILL SEPTEMBER. UNFUR-
Il Disbed Farm House, near Windham station Mont
gomerv county: Met. Br j. and o. railroad. Address
FLORA \. MCNE.AL care W. J. Baxter Interior de-
p;irtment. my2g-3ts
NOR RENT-IN ROCKVILLE, HOUSE AND
Il Lot ia central portion of the town, ten minutes
walk from depot: pump IN yard house has ten
Inquire Of LEE OFFUI'r, Rockville. Nd my2S-3t&
DARE CHANCE TO BUY A BEAUTIFUL RU-
IL RAJ HOME ON EASY TERMS.-Sl. Acres of
good Land: good Six-foo house. barn. fence well of
purcst cold wat location bgh perfectly healthy. 2,
miles from and overlooking this city Price 81 500
Terms 500 To $500 down. and $40 to $50 per month
till paid for. r. A. PHILLIPS, ll2S New York av NV.
myZ7-lm
HNOR FARM fE 1OO .f'pES NL+U
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,bCRDETTEs S.iLE.-Thers Is n great reduc
NJ. N spring silks and fine dress goods AT W
w. buFdettS x Co. 5, No 92S eth street NV.
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THE PARK HorEL.-In pas. vears tho p,-k
noeel. at -" lIl!aInspOrt Pa has been a favorite
i Hraniel resort Tor Washing tOnianS. The hotel
"Ao" ope. iof the reception of summer guests.
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TRIPIE DAILY TRAINS FAc'IT MAY

H. and -. Limited for Chicago and Nof1hwrst Via
Deer Park aud oak land leaves Washington Iffrpn
M, arriving at Chicago morning at N.-.5f ~
quicker than any other limited. ~ and =. I8uitsi
Tor cincinnati, 1t Louis and the south Deer Park
and Oakland leaves Washington 800 y m. lrrivs
CINCINNATI 10 am. fOnr hours faster than any her
limited; II LOUIS $3.50 pm, hour faster than aux
OIL her limited
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SUMNER RESORTS.

Tur Ba1Dw1x. tSs
REACH IIANtN. Nj AsSl
This and elegant Hotel. the hsi the .lsttic
coast VIII commence its second arly .n luna
GlO. ". kII-rElB.f.I-
myth tnSS26t l'rofIrlct0f.
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EX-SCHOOL TRUSTEES ORNAMENTAL q
meeting CI eX-schOOl trustees of the District at
were made for Sendin. the testimonial letter to
Mr. j. Urmond Wilson 10 Nantucket where Nr
DR. Robert Rcyburn. simon Wolf cen - r
Hovey, L Cham plain, J. &. Dalin J. = Brown
and j. r y. Wikorson, was appointed to- con-
slider the advi.sb;Iity of elfectina "A permanent
organization OF cx-trUStees
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REAL ESTATE SALX.-J T. Winner has SOLD
house No II31 i street for &. II. Darlington to
Louisa j. Wilmer, 81, 200, and house No 80 |
& .D
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Special BargainS

MoreIl, 734 9th street. Every style of show
cases
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a SUIT For DIvORCE.-LizxieP Pauline SAWYER
through her attorney. J. Amber Smith ycster-
day began proceedings for divorce from kincuid
Sawyer, accusing him OF cruelty. d-unkenno S.
and failure to support Esr. They were married
ON December Fl. ISL. She asks 10 be given
the custody of the child. and that ne be IT,
Strained IRON. InterserLnx with them.
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A SBURY PARK, n. J., HOTEL ALBION. THE
"a newest aud one OF the largest and best a
throughout: delightfully."- situated, within BOO lks
yards Of surf: accommodations for 100 GUESTS: oeii
May Z: music engaged for hops every satur-
day evening" the 9TH Of proprietor i'm the Park
Transient rates, 81 70 30 per day. send for circulars
my2-3m Z. III. PEMBERTON.
A SBURY PARK, n. J.-HOTEI. BRUNSWICK
"a One OF the largest and best hotels i'm the
Park, situated directly on the beach, OpenVEA3
under the same management Circulars. :.St
my2-3m CGARREiSoS
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nor RENT-A FARM OF 100 ACRES. NEW
IL house and good barn; . miles north Of the city.
SWOKMSTEDT IL BRADLEY,
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The GEoEGE-TOT-S AIATEUE ORCHESTRA
Ills orchestra gave its clusing public rehearsal
vi the season at the Congregational church 0st
Hl2At ihere was ~ i;-rSS audience in attend
ahce, which gave frequent evidence Of delight
~ the excellent work OF the organization. Mr.
SzeIncienyf conducted very acceptabiy. The
Franz Abt Club WAS down for number,
AlohFinss 'SlunbeFS Sott.' but aroused such
enthusiasm by the manner in which they rem
deTed IT that they were forced to answer 10 two
recalls.
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ssYTNHE NEW COLUMBIA" CAPE MAY, Y. T.
j Season of 1850 opens June l.. UneX- 4
ceptional IN al its appointments. Finest Wv
beach III the world. Terms $500 10 $500 liz
per day, according to location. Special rates lac
season. JAMES ID. MCCLELLAN.
Proprietor,
Formerly of logan House, Altoona: Bryn Mawr Ho-
tel. PennSylv stockton. Cape May, 1854 and
a HDtel. Bililsui|lill.ll al
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THE INTERNATIONAL TYPOGRAPHICAL
UNIoN.-Messrs. George f Cox. Martin Kendig,
George VI. Rain."y aud j. II. Furbe>haw. dele
gates from this city 10 the International Typo
graphical Union. which will begin Its annual
session in New York Monday. LEFT for tina, city
this morning They were accompanied by
numoer oi prOm!neut members OF Columbia
typographical Union.
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fENHE GRAND UNION, ATLANTIC CITY. y. J.
Il new Hotel with nsw furniture Hand 4
some rooms; central location and open all .yS Y
the year. Rates, 81 per day. ..lG /
myl9-3m HENRY RAh1f-K.
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RLOCk ISLAND r. l.. OCEAN VIEW HOTEL.
- A summer at sea, splendid Bass. Blue 4 &
and sword fishing superb bathing. fine v:gA
ball good orchestra Perfect drainage send Ior MUS
trated circular. O. - MARDEN 43 Bowdoin ST.,
Boston. nyt,-l nm
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,,d lVtsiifoSkD.-Owlng 70 the Indictment weather
yeSssrdy the sale Of local stocks at Duncanson's
was postponed until Monday next al the same
best stocks. S0i-iS Va 'he
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. RkNEb SPRINGS,
. SHENANDOAH COUNTY, VA.
OPEN FOR REPETITION OF VISITORS JUNE \
TO DECEMBER 4.
\ r rnnH,l aa CITY %sfHAH,;SSsEoS. fSA
orI.E ALL THE Y = -

Rooms single and double suite. Recently enlarged
and furnished villa all mod cTH improvements
api3 ISM CHAS. NICOLA DE. Proprietar
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CAPQN SPRINGS AND BATHS, tALk AL1NE
" Iithia Waters. Also fine Iron Waters 4
Hampshire Co., w. Va No fogs. No mala- S.TAy
ria. Where the sick recover and the well are .I.-
always happy. Send for pamphlet. W. Ia. SALE,
Proprietor myl9lm
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4 FARM OF 175 ACRES. SITUATED IN
"a Montgomery county, Maryland within twenty
minutes drive Of railroad station (Gathersburs 40
acres in wood in prosperous agricultural commu-
nifty, convenient to churches schools, post Office &C.
&c, twenty and seventeen miles RESPECTIVELY from
Washington BY pike and rail- will be- offered for sale
at the store Of Ward d F'ulEs. Gaithersburg. Nd
eellent natural quality improved by twostory frame
an excellent county road Apply To w. X. FULKS.
adjoining premises at the store above named Dr.
JAS. s. FULKS. 134 Pearl ST., Baltimore.
rr,S-sDlsD \
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1t is estimated that the poor, buy
ing in small quantities, incur unnec-
essary expenses in the following ration:
For an ounce of washing soda the poor
trading at small shops pay one cent;
a grocer will deliver it for three cents
pound. For flour by the pound they
pay sum equal to $3.50 barrel for q
S. article. They buy butter at the rate
of S. tub, which would cost $3.50.
A half pound of sugar costs them five
cents, while pound would be two
cents more. For q 25-cent tea they
pay 40 cents. For a lucent coffee
they pay S0.-Chicago Tribune.
"A gentleman residing on Pine
Ridge, in this county, sent colored
man with two horses to sell down in
Franklin County, with the expectation
of disposing of the animals. The col
ored man was to return in FIVE days,
but, as he failed to do so, inquiry was
made as to the cause of his absence,
and the fact appeared to have been de-
veloped that the negro was suspected
by parties in Franklin County of having
stolen the horses and was hanged
Matches MSS Democrat
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Just so will 1t be with all the present
disturbances. Civilization is too firmly
planted in the hearts and natures of
men to be shaken by the lawlessness of
a few restless people. They may make
a good deal of noise for their numbers,
but they can not upset anything. Evo-
luton, not revolution, is the process by
which all necessary changes will be
made. Dynamite will play no import
ant part in the future, unless it be as
the servant of engineering science.
There is no basis for apprehension.
The world will 60 on in its slow but
sure way to improve its conditions, and
it will neither be bullied nor hurried
into the adoption of abnormal methods.
And in the future. as now, the influence
of American institutions, the spread of
democracy in Europe, will prove in
valuable in preventing dangerous ex-
plosiOns.-N y Tribune
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pus with Montana cattIemen DIV sign
ing an agreement looking to lease OF
their reservation to a syndicate of Col
orado cattlemen for grazing purposes.
Word comes from Washington that the
projected lease has fallen through,
which is not believed by MOntanians
who are opposed to the scheme. The
Crows are all right and are living in
peace and plenty at their new agency
on the Little Big Horn River.
In the Northwest the Piegans, who
were starving to death at the rate of
about thirty a month, are now rolling
In an abundance of provisions of all
kinds. Some of them fearing a famine
similar to their late experience, and
having no faith in the great father at
Washington, "who will not let them
go hungry any more" $50 the agent
tells them), are cacheing provisions by
the wholesale to provide against q
rainy day. The poor redskins have
been burned once. and they don't want
any more screenings OF that KIM II II
is possible to prevent il. This great
tribe has been dreadfully thinned out
during the past three years. The bucks,
tall, stately, and of fine physique, who
if they were lords of -(and they were,
too, if we come right down TO justice)
now 60 about with their heads down,
broken in body, soul and spirit, soured
on mankind, disguised with the pres
ent and dreadful of the future.
The old men, women and children,
once members of a great race, but now
a nation of beggars. feel the effects,
and show them plainly, too, of the late
starvation policy forced upon them.
They are bound to become extinct ere
long, for the rations they get are in
sufficient for their support, and the
game that once thronged the North
west and supplied them with both food
and clothing has long since disap-
peared from the country, so that there
is nothing left except TO subsist on what
the Government chooses to give them,
and when that falls short TO 60 with
out and perish. No nation, race or
people could long exist under such cir
cumstances; and so, before many
years, perhaps within the next decade,
&c may cAPeCI 10 sec Tic REMAINING
Piegans, like the last of the buffaloes,
disappear from the country that has
been their home for so many genera
tons.
Perhaps it would be good thing for
this wretched people. instead of striv-
ing TO exist under such circumstances,
to give mp the ghost without any fur
ther effort to keep body and soul to-
gether, and let themselves be gently and
quietly gathered to their fathers by the
white people who want their lands
Montana Cor. Pittsburgh Commercial
Gazette.
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RAT RADIANCE.

Chloride of Lime Said to be Effective In
Disposing of the Rodents.
Allow me to suggest simple means
OF getting rid of those pests. In the
year 1856 was in command of the
British vessel Tubal Cain, lying along
side the wharf at Melbourne, embark
ing Chinese passengers for Hong-kong.
The wharfs were so infested with rats
that it was impossible to prevent their
getting on board, and my vessel was
well stocked with them. After being
at sea few days, / mustered the pas
sengers-with their effects-on deck, to
give them an airing, and for the pur-
pose of giving the passenger deck
good cleansing, and sprinkling some
chloride of lime mixed with water. /
also had couple of buckets of the
same mixture poured down the pumps.
This / continued weekly; when, to my
surprise, the rats made a raid on the
cabin (poop) On deck, and became so
troublesome that neither myself nor
my officers cared about turning in at
night. A happy thought struck me-
that the chloride of lime had driven
them from below deck; so had every,
thing cleared out of the cabin and the
storeroOms, and freely used the mix
ture. This had the desired effect, the
rats taking shelter IN every available
place outside. This gave us some good
sport, especially on a moonlight night,
when all hands engaged in hunting rats
and driving them overheard, so that by
the time we arrived at Hong-kong not
one was left on board. On my return
to England, 1 took house and fur
nished it. After being in it a short
time, found that it was infested with
rats. They would get through every
part on the ground-f1oor. On examin-
alton, l discovered that a drain ran
under the house, emptying into the
harbor. here again used the chloride
of lime freely; and in less than a week
every rat had taken its departure. i
have recommended this remedy TO
many shipmasters and friends on shore;
and in all cases it has proved success.
have occupied my present residence
for five years, and we have neither rat
nor mouse on the premises. Iattribute
this to the free use of the above mix
ture, which is also effective as a deo-
dOriser and disinfectant- Cham
bers' J0urndI.
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a Reckless Course.

A young lawyer, stepping out the
back door of his Office, saw negro in
the act of stealing his coal scuttle.
Say there. what are you going to do
with that scuttle?"
"WhO, me?'
Eyes, you?"
"Law. boss, amt seed yer in some
time. How vessel has growed sense
dat time. Yer air great lawyer now,
l reckons," dropping the scuttle.
"What were yer trying to steal that
thing for, you trifing rascal?"
Sometimes kahn hep but think de
white gennerman is goin' crazy. Err
pusson O. er 'vestigating' mine kahn
pick up er cuts thing ter 'zamin' it wild
out habin' er white man 'cusing him
wild stealin'. Look heah,T he added,
as he moved away, 'yer'n git picked
up one o. desc days widout yer draps
that reckless cou'se o. yourn. ar
kdnSdO IrdUeler.
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Said Jones: al hardly ever ride,
For crowded cars can't abide,
And carriages do despise-
lam so fond of exercise"
: bring my LUNCH" said Smith, elate,
~For noisy restaurants hate;
Besides, I'd spoil my appetite
For dinner when I'm home at night"
Said Brown: '1'm tough; never wear
An overcoat. j do declare
j do not feel the cold like those
Half-frozen chaps weighed down with
clothes"
II never touch cigars" Green spoke.
They're maze of stuff unfit TO smoke;
For healthfulness or comfort ripe
Give me my fragrant brier pipe"
And so we all apologize
And make eXcuSes-mostly lies,
Because we dare not say with sense
We go without to save expense:
Chicago Sun.
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On a certain street in Denver is a
stone mansion of surprising elegance,
which, with its grounds, cost nearly
one million dollars. Directly opposite,
on a vacant lot, is a tent, boarded up
inside as far as the angle of the roof.
The back end of it is pierced with a
stove-pipe and in the front end are a
door and window. In the window
hangs curtain of costly lace and in
the tent is a piano of exquisite tone.
The tent itself did not cost twenty dol.
lars. The piano, upholstery and fur.
niture inside are said to have cost over
three thousand dollars. The owner,
planted his tent here over twenty-five
years ago, and is one of the moderately
successful Colorado miners, being
worth about fifty thousand dollars. he
prefers his tent to any dwelling house,
and says he would not exchange it fol
Windsor Castle.-Denver Nesos.