New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-02-13
THE TAX OF THE DAY.


Itcornes from good authority that Bob Ingerson h
going to Europe spend three or years Burhov
the people will miss his eloqucnce tho bar and upon
the PLATFORM! He declares his intention give up his
entire law practice and to abandon the lecture ned
during bis absence.
There is fortune in store for tho man who induces
baltimore American.
John L. Sullivan stauds chance of losing the honers
he has attained "slugger." sporting man IN
Springfield, Ont has Invented boxer which
he wishes to pit against Sullivan and it s supposed
to have Grip-hammer arrangement the champion viii
hardly be able to stand MP the regular four rounds Of
Marquis OF Queensberry rules
A youngster of theological turn Of mind. asked bic
Christian parent the other day what this Reversed
Vision of tho New Testament" that he alluded
To In the religious He advised to hs
own reversed vision, Huntington Free Press.
The Sultan OF Morocco has just celsbrsted his thou
sandth wedding.
FL Mahdi could no. behave II he were spreading
the Gospel among savage tribes He says to the
Mahomstans will wipe You OF the face OF the esrtns
Next week he NIL threaien them with eternal pnnisn-
ment after death IL they do not think us he doestNew-
Orleans Picayune.
young Washington miss OF eight Summers who
listens regularly to the reading Of TIE rRIBUN In the
family sitting recently ASKED who the Arabs wero
After having been told that they cruel barbarans
etc. she at replied with spose they arc
Democrat
In nearly all the large capitals of the world there avs
sprung up during the past half dozen years agencies
which furnish newspaper clippings ut specified price
papers and often in several languages. provides to
literary men, artists actors and politicians all references
OF subjects upon which they desire information and in
this way authors, compers and others obtain q vast
quantity OF matter. carefully sorted and dealing with
their subjects from thousands OF standpoints PhaeI-
phia Press.
The Nor,h Carolina Legislative is considering bill to
prohibit the sale gift OF cigarettes boys under ten
years OF age The increasing Of by mere
infants is general the country. and law
might be prohtaby passed in every state
French scientist claims to have recipe for making
artificial brains. Now thar tho Democratic party Is
going into power there Is strong inlucenent for the
FreDchuan to move his brain factory to this country.
baltimore Herald.
Mr. Evartss hat gets much attention from the press
Yet Is what Is under the hat that has brought into
such prominence.
As Lord wolseey failed to raise the siege OF Khar-
touni. and the English Government hasn't any oneito
send 10 bis rescue, suggest the man whom woseley
called Mr.. U. = Grant The old hero OF sho has
rheumatism pretty badly, but with few Western
appears TO be Ill more danger himself just -5aem
Mass. Post
I am sorry TO say" remarked the ocuist TO q
patient, . that your eyes fare somewhat astigmaic"
"Oh. they are, are they ~ shouted the other no
that didn't here to be stigSatized In that way"
Gendarme Ito man who has broken through the ice and
Is up his neck in water)-"Your Your address u
Yes. but" Not wordl 1t is forbidden to battle in
this lake. and not here to listen 10 extenuatn Cir
cumstances. " La Caricature (Paris
Is there not awful warning for the members OF tho
Thirteen Club and for certain other ireverent PERSONS
In the fact that Brooklyn policeman was killed by
engine No. 49, within few weeks after he had formed
the thirteenth member Of group that stood in front Of
photographers camera
W. II. MallOck. OF g Is Life Worth Living |" fame,
Indirectly his question by announcing
himself a candidate for in the House OF Commons.
Damn fine sentimcntsw said SIR Peter Tedzie. Blow
philosophy" remarked unidentified observer. so
with MI. Malock He may be quite great pesslnist
when the wind Is in tile east or on the COOKS
holiday but he probably realizes with most men who
have dreamed dreams, and aferward-uke celebrated
PreDchman-" agreed TO accept the world that ono
very small fragment OF reality is worth the whole realm
OF fancy Buffalo Express.
They charge quarter TO witness marriage ceremony
Larnei. Nearly $50 In money taken at the door
at recent marriage at that place for the benefit OF tho
groom. AtcEison Champion.