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Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy, a positive
cure for catarrh, diphtheria, and can
ker mouth. Sold by j. l.. Williams
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Ribbons, all widths and colors, at nm
0, 10 and 10 cents per yard at Bau
mans
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Plumes, tips and flowers
nj almost your own price; largest
line to select from at Il. Baumsn's, zoo
Elm street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-07-07

silk and still hats at and below cost,
to closo out, at Leon Kahn's.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-07-07

Great reduction In millinery
at half OF former prices at Il. Bau-
mans,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-07-07

Ladies' suits and underwear
TO close out At cost, 20 10 Il. Bau.
mans.
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Embroidery at half price to
close them out at BRuman's.
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Received the Highest Award at the Paris
ENposlilon for tho
B-::I..::::!..iT...l::1E
Manufactured in The World.
LAGER BEER SALES

~. Louis Republican, November 10, 1873.
"The official returns of the Revenue De-
partmont for the year ending November
show the enormous quar- t.;yo of 2sO,O32 bar
rels OF Lager Beer sold for the ANHEU-
sER.BUSCH BREWERY This return
proves them TO be the largest brewery in
the Wost.i
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Ladies' don't miss the sale OF hats
and bonnots tomorrow nc Bauman's
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faints and window Glass.
IL viii pay you TO get our prices be-
toro buying. We viii sell you cheaper
than you can buy elsewhere In Dallas.
HAMILTON IL Y0UNo, s28 Elm street.
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LOST.
FOUND.

EoUND-A SILK BADGE AND KEY
IT attached; owner can got same by proy-
| ing property and paying expenses, by call
! ing Of the Crutchheld House. II
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Psrasois, black and ooiored,
al Bauman's.
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-.
SsSti5nl1S stSeltiOn to7 class az .s1el. Is5,,.S
eSsas SAN, and pcysleiana IN regulbg mas y
az oNsc tho country knowing thiE, srssBssS&
fSeoSntpend cases "a tine Oldest office IA Arssss,@
- &ud tke proved good SanletiIes az ~
bsei and eflntrtee ore aSel. A whole hosss,, e
lseo for of3ce purposes, and AZ arc sst,at9s Nil
ftui IN y respecrri manner, and, EnoviAg
SAet 10 Do, No experiments are made, n. IA
%2Snt of the grea. numbev tpplyips ~
haef6o. are kept low. 0ftep lower than Ia 81
a.s2ded by Others. Ifyou secure the ssiH 80
{s49octsnl matter. yslipble5. y DaSs5, ss7
p Ky ahdrnsa I'm WV
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M ANTED-THOSE LOOKING FOE 4
W business opening TO call at 70S Main
street light, room / something new in
which there is big money. Come capital
required. jy3-3t
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4 ggSs MARRIAGE GuIIE / IA

Elegant cloth ao6 GIT hluoing Sealed sssS'
eats IN postage OF currency. Over fifty, W
Sntinl pen pictures true 10 life, articleS al ft%
GLOWING subjects. Who may marry Y Whosti6
Cay.9 Proper age 10 MARY. VINO marry ystl
EsnbcoG, NOmanhOod, Physical decayl a IN
l5Sald marry, How life ana happiness n.SfibS
isTesSad, Those married or cOnten.nlst;;S
carrying should read y. H. ought 10 r. -c5s
:. al acnl persons. thcn kspt under l0rk ~
.sF, Popular edition. salue rs above, ny4t ps ~,
rstdr and SC4 S'sSeF. - cents by c!2ii. 81 gE-.
IpSStaget
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=
TOR SALE-A GOOD TWo-HoRsE
II wagon Tor sale TT a bargain Gail on
.. p. THOMAS NJ VIII A Watkin & Co.'S.
Music House. m
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EOk SALE ON ACCOUNT OF OTHEH
II business the only news aud stationery
In WeRtherlOrd, Texas, located at the Posi-
Office Address box 237. iulyl-7t
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w ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TIL u
W electric Lamp d. Stove Co., ST. Louis,
Mo-, Tor circular, cuts and terms Of the SO
candle-pOwer Marsh Electric Lamp. jeiO-sw
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GR- None genuine without a bunch of
green Hops on the white label Shun all
the vile, poisonous STUFF with "Hop" or
"HOps" in their name.
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VA ANTED TRAVELLERS TO STOP Al
w the Cleveland House, Abilene, Texas
Mrs. Bertha Benson, Proprietress. Horss
thoroughly lifted up, and conducted on the
European plan, with restaurant attached /.
meals at al hours, and polite attention;
gpecial imdMcenents for drulnmars. fRnlnL,
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TOR SALE 80 ONE ElkTT GLASS
II scroll saw In good condition and near
ly new, for salocheap. Address S. c., Her
ald ofnco. iy3-3t
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| M ANTED--A GOOD WHITE SER.
w want to cook wash and iron fora small
family, Apply to MRS. 4. W. CAMPBELL.
corner Elm and HarWOod. ie2Stt
The weekly Thibodaux sentinel and journal of the 8th Senatorial District. [volume] (Thibodaux, Lna. [i.e. La.]) 1875-1898, 1885-08-29

ReCuirin. the Fara.t Meter TO furnish bond
and tx mr. tn anu aut tt,c. cot.
b., ii "rdaI ed hv the mayer and trustees
Of the town o. rhib,Ianx list. that the mar
kct master. >.al lief IRE cntrrin. on the dis
charge of his duties execute in favor of the
mayer and trustees of the town Of ThibodAux
and their II .rsS."IS uftic~. his l,oii in soil
do with our or more good and solvent ~saritics
residing in the rarI>li for tar sum Of one hun
slr+d dollars coni.tion-l that he will faith
fully discharge and perform all the duties i'll
cumhent on am aud pay over all suIus of
money he may receive in said capacity pursu
ant to thu a~~iintncr. "f the town.
md. Th It tins ordinance, TAX effect from
ard after is passage
j. L. AUCOlN., Mayor.
p. L. LEBLASC.
Secretary.
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The Council then proceeded to an election
to fill vacancies thus caused by above reAig-
nations
The applications Of Joachim Auslet and e.
A. Engerran for tue etfir-s of Constxble, Cot
lerto aud Market Matter were read.
The first ballot resulted. 3 for Auslet and 9
for Engcrran.
Aurlrt Joachim having received a majority
4 vot-s was declared elected rs Constable.
Collector and Market Matter.
Til" applications of Arthur Malb-on.h and
Leon Viewers for the lstuation Of Corpora
ton Iahorer were read.
The first ballot resulted 3 for N.ibrough.e
for McEvrr.. u
Arthur Malbrnugh h.vin: received n MI
joritv Of votes wis acclartSt elected Il Corpu-
ration Lao.,!sr
The Council then a'i"I-nnl.
,%SigneG }. l.. ACCOM-,
Mayor.
p. f.. LtBiANC.
Clerk.
A. true cory:
+. +. LlHLANC.
Clerk.
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and on which I base nv final settlement.
Rrsnec;fully Submitted,
a. I. LEGENDRE.
Collector.
The followiny report and statement amend
ed Of the Finance committee. presented
rhrolgh the chairman Of said Committee, Mr..
Moore was read and ON motion duly second
ed approved.
Thil,odaux. Aue. 10. 1885.
o. a. uo.o..h. ,ho u.,o.u Nd .rr,s..s of
~ Il nonot"U,o .ns M's'' 'no
sne Town OF 1loooauS tao hon
uehtIehleh '-1ouf S!hance
Ieave u report .hs. .nes a"'1 aa,.ant
!nil' eon.p.e'e; ienefa, an" tn n'" ~,,Iea,nr .,c
lfoih octave Leseholt' d euHe...o:,..o
PREPARATORY 10 me aecep.an,e IL io''sn'-
'on as sueh laA e",'tc.o'' e.e:
eur committee snpni't lrfe"1,
VI .heii ''cc.uhs WIN ~ " 80.
appears on Tue oooks hept ny Your ~
S'ateleent a. - tne seneta, asvo"n' ". = -
>. Legendre. Statements u. Z T. aao r..
are the accounts ol each separate IN roll.
All these accounts begih NOV: :: ioe.' tha.
beng the date OF the last genera e,ueh1eht
gendre aud duly reported on : monthlykettle
nn :. ran naa = On "is Sts,ament q ia IRA, R.i.
49, - &c
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Mothers.

If you are failing. broken. worn ont and
nervous. use Wells Health Remover"
l Dollar. Druggists.
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and the many Throat Affections OF chill
dren. promptly, pleasantly and safely re-
lieved by Rough on Coughs" Troches
15c. Balsan. 25c.
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Proceedings OfTOWn
"
- TOWN HALL.

Friday, August l4Jh, 1885.
The Corrcil. for the Town of Thibo
danx, met. in special session, this day ut 7
o'clock. =. NJ.
Present: J. l.. An .oin, Mayor. and
T 1. Bergeron 6. G. Curtis, Oztn,e Naquin
Kills Braud, and I. D.. Moore, Trustees.
Absent: F.. Zernott. Trustee.
The minutes OF the last session we're read
aud approved.
The following report of Octave J. Legendre
retiring Tax Collector already acted upon by
the Finance Committee WAS read and receiy-
ed
TLibodaux, Aug, llth, 1885.
To the Hon. the Mayor and Trustees of the
Town of Thibodanx
Gentlemen IL hereby submit this my full,
complete and final report of delinquent taxes
TOR the years 1850, 1921, 1882. 1888 and 1884,
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Henri Pains.

Palpitation. Dropsical. Swellings, Dizzl-
ness. Indigestion. Headache, Slceplessncss
cured by Wells Health Renewer.'
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ON Rats"

Clears out rats, mice, reaches. flies
ants. bed. bugs. skunks, chipinunks, go
pliers. 15c. Druggists.
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Thin People.

Wells Health REVIEWER restores
! health and visor, cures Dyspepsia, Head
ache, Nervousness. Debility. One Dollar
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ssK0uS.h on COrnS.'

Ash for Wells Rough on Corns.' l5c
Quick. complete cme. Hard u soft coris,
warts bunions.
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Rough ON p, pain,


STRENGTHENING, Improved, the best TO
backache, pains in chest or side, rheuma
tism, neuralgia.
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"Qeugh ON Coughs"

Ask fot Rough on Coughs" for Coughs
Colds, SOsn Throat, Hoarsencss. Troches
15c; Liquid. 25c.
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Pretty Women.

Ladies who would retain freshness an,
vivacity. Don't fail to try Wells Health
Remover"
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Life Ksreservcr.

If you're losing your.grip on life, TT
Wells Health REVIEWER" Goes direct
weak spots.
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Instant relief for Neuralgia. Toothach
Faceache. Ask for Rough o II T~oothache
Is and Is cents.
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Catarrhal l.
nrc6ns.

Hacking, irritating Coughs, Colds. Sore
Throat. cured by Rough on Coughs,
Troches, 15c. Liquid, 25c.
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Rough on Itch"

Rough OF Itch" cures humors, erup-
tions, rins-worm. letter, salt rheum, frost
ed feet, chillblains.
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three or four hours every night coughing
Get immediate relief and sound rest b
using Wells Rough On Coughs Troche'
l5c. Balsam, 25c.
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The Hope ofthe n alton.

For children, slow in development, pun
scrawny. and delicate, use Wells Healt
Renewcr."
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Rough ON sPain,"s POrOuse0
Plaster.

Strengthening, improved, the best for
backache. pains in chest or side. rheuma-
sm, neuralgia.
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=. Delinquent Roll submitted S9s 26 10
Balance due by o. j. Legendre 81 II
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OUI 81 IOVO
STATEMENT G.

anu TRIAL
School. Gen'l.
Balance due by Oh. Legendre
as per Statement A.. 22 6 g.
Balances as per separate accounts:
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The Times Democrat Almanac.
OR YEAR BOOK.

Will be sent free. The tn. h~a
deserve'tly attained a wide popularity. 1t pre-
sents in n condensed shape . large amount Of
information. local. sectional and general, which
tsin almost regular request by the student. the.
politician. the business man. and br nIlj,t.,,
gent citizens. 1li- y ears issue. besides mn nm
usual quantity OF finely engraved nnd app,o-
priateillusItartul-. will contain A lar,. ,,sut,.
page. accurately designed and arrist,cally en-.
grayed birtis-eye view OF ri. I,,,b,i...
grounds ana location 81 The Worlds Industrial
and Cotton Centennial Exposition.
Remittances can be m ade with IN, l,,,.
convenience or trouble from any po~rofnce. bp
postal note. money or,ier or reg ste,e ed let,.r.
For al purposes address
THE T1MES-DEMOCRAT.
New Orleans. L.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-08-26
The Burro as a Vocalist.
Denver Tribune.l

Travellers use burros to climb mountains
with. have discovered that it is as -sy to
climb alone as to climb up with burro be-
tween your legs and push him along in front
The burro is a condensed jackass. He is
little all over except his ears and voice He
has long hair all over his body, four legs,
two ears and one tail. AS a vocalist the
burro stands without a rival. He starts off
with low, sweet e-ohy-he-haW
- he = haw haw- haw -he-hawp and
keeps it up until you tremble for his life, and
just as you think he will surely stop, or die
and get out of misery, he disappoints all
your fond expectations by turning on little
more sound, reversing the action and re-
tracing all he has just said
A vocal solo rendered by a fully equipped
burro is an experience never to be forgotten
/ have seen strong men moved to tears as
they listened to his sweetbur melancholy
cadence-because they had no club or bat
tering ram with which to show their appre-
citation and soothe their perturbed spirits
The burro cannot sing without raising his
tail. AS his vocal organs timber up, his
tail ascends until it is extended in one hori-
zontal straight line, and from the tip of his
nose to the tip of his tail, he is one continu-
Que, harmonious, exultant wave of sound
/ used to think the burro sang with his
tail, but this was mistake. The burro
sings with his other end. But this l know
from experience: The best way to ride a
burro is to hire cowboy to do it for you.
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AMERICAN HUMoR.
What Our British Cousins Think of Our
Fun Provoking Faculty.
al

What Our British Cousins Think of Our
Fun Provoking Faculty.
Chambers Journal
Nowhere is brevity more the fashion than
in the American newspaper. This art OF
condensation was evidently studied by the
Journalist who reported: "a colored gem
tleman went into blacksmith's shop with
his coat-tails full of powder. He came out
through the roof" This reminds us OLA
ouarrvman said he couldn't see any danger
In smoking while he was handling powder.
He can't see anything now. But for graphic
illustration of the multum In parvo. what
could beat the sign of the travelling dentist
ia the United States, which bore the start
ling announcement, seth pulling
Mirth and wit are combined in the follow
ing: A famous preacher remarked that it is
possible for a man to be a Christian and be-
long to brass band, but that it would be
difficult for such a mans next-door neigh
Dor to be a Christian.
Nothing makes a bald-headed man madden
than to be accused of never cleaning the
hairs out Of the comb, says an American;
and an old darby observed that GA man
would be heap better off if he was as par
tlcular bout de whisky he drinks as he is
bout de water" Somewhat satirical is the
announcement that there is a man in New
York who manufactures diamonds for &C
tresses to lose. They are sold at so much
quart.
At party young lady began a song,
''The autumn days have come; ten thousand
leaves are falling" She began too high.
Ten thousand" she screeched and stopped
''Start her at five thousandp' cried an auc-
tioneer present.
A lady in a registry office observed: 81
an afraid that that little girl wosl't do for q
nurse; she is too small l should hesitate to
trust her with the baby" Clerk: ''Her
size, madam, we look upon as her greatest
recommendation" Lady: Indeed! But
she is so very small" Clerk: 81 know that
she is diminutive; but you should remember
that when she drops baby it does MT have
very far to fall"
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seasOnablo rhymes of High culture.

seasonabIe Rhymes of High Culture.
Boston Courierl
RECOGNIZES A FRIEND.
And now the watermelon green
In market stalls attracts the eye;
The doctor with a smiling mien
Regards it as he passes by.
The MAN WHO COMPLAINS OF THE WEATHER.
Again the suns fierce heat amazes,
And makes him swarthy as a creole;
He used to grumble, "Cold as blazesf"
And now ne says '''Tis hot as sheolf'
THE VACATION SEASON
Now to the bea Oh OF mountains, there to
revel
In summer joys, his vigor to restore,
The weary pastor takes his way. The devil
Keeps at his business just as before.
he CATCHES IT.
The small boy bounding DER the lea,
With capin hand and shouts of glee,
Pursues the nimble humble bee.
He catches it; then to the pool
He speeds, his burning hand to cool,
And wishes he had gone to school.
THE MERRY MAIDEN.
The sealskin sacque, that erst with pride she
wore,
Is now in camphor safely laid away,
And from the sultry city to the shore
With pleasure hasteS the maiden fair AMI
gay,
In linen, lawn, or muslin or pique,
And ribbons at her throat, a vision fair
Along the yellow sands where wavelet
play
She passes slowly, with a pensive air,
Creating havoc 'mong the hearts of mash
ers there.
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Is This Cambridge English ?
New York Sun. ]


The captain Of the Harvard college crew
said to an interviewer: Yale is badly scared.
Her men are squeezing, as they always do.
They are getting ready to let themselves
down easy in case they are defeated. We
are going to row that race for all we are
worth, and 1 predict we will keep Yale as
busy as she wants to be kept while it lasts.
All 'dodges" and this talk of professional
tactics' is all bosh; pure CUFF. Bob Cook
has talked about ifty-ive stroke. If those
"fat cusses row it." said Mr.. Storrow, en-
phatically, lit will make their teeth rattle 3"
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HOW to DoubIe Your mooney.

How to Double Your Money.
New York SUM-
A new and ingenious New York swindle
on small scale has just come to light in the
village of Irving, n. Y Mr.. Glib Smith, a
F druggist of the village, well known through
out the county, when looking over one of
his New York papers not long ago, saw
the following advertisement:
HOW TO DOUBLE YOUR HONEY.
A legitimate method, requiring wit, but
no risk beyond the cost of a letter and ten
cents In silver. If you are not afraid of
twelve cents, address
MCILVAINE SAMPLE Co.,
Box 90, Bible House, N. Y. City.
Mention the name of this paper.
Smith wasn't afraid Of twelve cents. He
clipped out the advertisement, pasted it on
a sheet of letter paper, wrote the name Of
the paper from which it was clipped under
it, wrote his own address, pasted ten-cent
piece on the letter paper by means of two
cent stamp, and mailed the whole to the firm
in New York. In exactly seventy-four hours
from that time he got an answer to his letter.
1t came in cheap, unsea1ed, manila envel-
ope. 1t was printed on slip OF the cheapest
white paper, and read:
Dear Sir: In reply to your esteemed favor
of recent date, asking us to teach you
HOW TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY.
We will tell you a plan for gaining wealth,
Better than banking, trading or leases;
Take new greenback and fold it up,
And then you will find your wealth in
creases.
This wonderful plan, without danger OF loss,
Keeps your cash in your hands and with
nothing to trouble it;
And every time that you fold it across,
IT'S plain as the light of the day that you
double it.
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After a Silver Tray.

A good story is told of one of the recent
western appointees in the treasury depart
msnt He had only just been installed,
when, happening into one of the other Of
fees, he beheld a silver tray and pitcher
His own room was furnished with an or
binary earthen pitcher and tumbler. The
silver tray took his eye, and, returning to
his room, he wrote requisition for one
upon the secretary.
The secretary read the requisition and re-
turned it with the verbal message:
TELL Mr.. - that he'd better get the
prairie mud off his boot heels before he
sends to me for silver trays"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-08-26


Palace Othe Vulcan
Oils Oil Sperm Cylinder OIL Albany
Plumbago Galvanized Plain Wrought Iron Nails G
Wire Plain Perforated &@l
Galvanized Wire Cloth Centrifugal Wire Cloths Centrifugal Ra %
Blake Pump Company Rubber Valves and Springs
a inch inch Steam Packing, round and q
Styles Anvl, Vie Hydraulic Rams Jack Screws Paris Steel Breaking
boss pillow yet Moisse Fuowng and Breaking PlOw all sizes C
Gang Flows, Planters Hoes make inch Goose Ned
Planters Hoes Shove Spades Rakes Forks Scoops Bush Sb FED
Knives, and superior quality Movers Road
Cart Axes Fairbanks Scales, three Gndsones all Sizes axes
Pick and AK Mattocks Pick Horse Shoes, Machine Bolts
lengths full and superior line Shelf Hardware Builders HARDWARE
Baey's Patents etc., Machniss tools of all kinds Hammers etc.
and Glass.
White Rubber Boiled and Raw Oil Valentines
Turpntne, Patent variety small paints Oils
Lamps Lanterns large variety Stationery INKS Tin and Ho
BLUE DENNIS, 8, and 0 o. at bottom rates.
FINE RED SALMON in barrels.
BENICIA MILLS Family Flour.
CRUSHED and GRADUATED SUGAR in half barrels
GIANT POWDER GEIATINE POWDER
New Good Exp steamship Alameu"
BLAKE BOILER FEED LIGHT SERVICE and VACUUM POMi'