St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-08-22
pLAcuE-srRickEn PLYMOUTH

| TRiCkEN PLYMOUTH
Does Similar Danger Threaten Everyone
Oft s:-How Public Attention Is Directed
20 Personal Perils.
| Rochester ~. u Correspondents Indian
apoais SentineLl
"Judge," said a young lawyer to very
successful senior, tell me the secret OF your
uniform success at the bar"
"Ah, young man, that secret is a life
study, but will giveit to you on condition
that you pay all my bills during this ses-
| sion of court"
Agreed, sir. )" said the junior.
Evidence, indisputable evidence"
At the end of the month the judge ~
minded the young man oil his promise.
Il recall no such promise"
"Ah, but you made it.
"Your evidence, please"
And the judge, not having any witnesses,
lost n case for once!
The man who can produce indisputable
evidence wins public favor. 1 had an inter
view yesterday with the most successful OF
American advertisers, whose advertising is
most successful because always backed by
evidence.
What styles OF advertising do you
use asked II. III. Warner, Esq.
Display, reading matter and paragraphs
OF testimonials"
Have you many testimonials?"
In answer he showed me q large cabinet
chock,iull. I'VE have enough to. fill Bos-
ton, New York, Chicago, st. Louis and
Philadelphia morning papers"
do you publish many of them?"
Not 1.-THE. Wonderful az are those
ne do publish, we have thousands like
them which we can not use. why not?'
Let me tell you. Warmers safe cure has
probably been the most successful medicine
for female disorders ever discovered We
have testimonials from ladies OF the highest
rank, but it would be indicate to publish
them. Likewise many statesmen, lawyers,
doctors OF worldwide fame have been
curetb but we can only refer to such per-
sons in the most guarded terms, as we do
in our reading articles"
Are these reading articles successful"
when read they make such an impress
sion that when the 'evil days OF ill health
draw nigh they are remembered, and War
ner's safe cure is used
mo, sir, it is not necessary now, as at
first, to do such constant and extensive
advertising. meritorious medicine sells
itself after its merits are known. We pre-
sent just evidence enough to disarm skep-
tics and to impress the merits OF the rene
dies upon new consumers. We feel it to be
our duty to do this. Hence, best to az
complsh our mission of healing the sick, we
use the reading article style. People won't
read plain testimonials"
Yes, sir, thousands admit that had they
not learned OF Warmers sale cure through
and still impoverishing- themselves i'm fees |
to unsuccessful practitioners 1t would |
do your soul good to read the letters of
thanksgiving we get from mothers grateful |
Tor the perfect success which attends War |
ner's sale cure when used for children, and |
the surprised qualification with which men |
and women OF older years and impaired |
visor, testify to the youthful feelings re-
stored to them by the same means"
Are these good eifectapermanent?"
"Of all the cases OF kidney, liver, urinary |
and female diseases we have cured, not two
per cent. OF them report q return OF their |
disorders. Who else can show such a rec
ord?"
what is the secret OF Warmers safecure
permanently reaching SO many serious dir I
orders?" g I
I will explain by an illustration: The |
little town OF Plymouth, Pa, has been |
for several months because |
its water supply was carelessly poisoned.
The kidneys and liver are the sources of |
well-being. II polluted by disease,
all the blood becomes poisoned and every |
organ Is affected, and this great danger |
fhvedtens erery one tcho negfects to treat
himself promptly. was nearly dead my
sell OF extreme kidney disease, but what is
now Warmers safe cure cured me, and /
know it is the only remedy in the tcOrld
that can cure such disorders, for tried
else in vain. Cured by it my
sell, bought 1t and, from a sense OF duty,
presented it to the world. Only by restor-
ng the kidneys and liver can disease leave
The blood and the SYSTEM"
A celebrated sanitarian physician once
said to me: 1.-THE secret OF the wonderful
success Of Warmers safe cure is that it is
sovereign over all kidney, liver and urinary
diseases, which primarily or secondarily
make up the majority OF human ailments.
ike all great discoveries it is remarkably
simple"
The house OF H. II. Warner 4 Co.
stands deseryedly high in Rochester, and it
3 certainly matter of congratulation that
merit has been recognized all over the
world, and that this success has been I'M
lualifiedly deserved. Pen PoINr.
A KID sLIPPER-The small boy on roller.
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