The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1885-03-06

Miss simpson came 10 lunch we hnu
picked salmon. hot biscuits know
what delicious biscuits Mary makesP II
l. the only good thing about the bag
bage. She does everything else ter
ribly. She broke three sauccrs this
morning while she was trying 70 listen
TO what was saving to you about Jen-
ME Parsons while Wa were In the
pantry. think shall discharge her.
| She Is too careless for any ue, but then
she i cheap and knows our ways, and
Heaven knows what should do with a
new girl, but suppose you would DC
| glad 10 have change-you don't have
any Of the work to do. You men are
30 selfish. wish | was man.
$50 do /. my dear" observed MIR.
Badger. Then might possibly hear
the end Of this story some time this
year"
That's right. Mr.. Badger; when you
can't treat me cruelty and neglect me. |
abuse me. That's the way with You
men. have good mind not 70 tell
the story Mt all now. just for spite.
At this remark Mr. Badger picked up
his newspaper and resumed his reading
-As was saying" continued Mrs
Badger. after five minutes Of silence,
which seemed 10 her like n month.
..when Mrs. Simpson and Miss Simpson
left the house put on my cloak anu
. hat and started down town to buy some
groceries that asked you to order
several DAYS ago, but which YOU forgot
! A. usual. You always forget such
things until YOU sit down 70 tire table
: 10 eat. and then YOU storm and raise
rox because YOU don't find the articles all
r cooked and ready for you in silver
4 covered dishes. rot in a red car and
started down town The car didn
y sion for me nj first. | had to cross
over TO the other side Of the street and
walk through pool of water. but
! don't suppose II would have made any
4 difference to YOU II ! had drowned.
After wading nearly up 70 my boottops
q finally got into the car and there
wasn't anv seat for me. The car was
crowded with men and women There
wasn't gentleman there It's pity
Z the street car companies don't run
u cattle ears for those brutes who 81
n down and pretend to read newspapers
while ladies stand up. There was one
putty-faced dude who wasn't reading.
" He didn't dare look me in the face.
Is He fumbled around in his pockets and
pulled out newspaper. and when
a looked at him he began reading II mp
M side down. Some men would do any
thing rather than stand up and LEI
lady lit down. Then the brute OF
~ conductor asked me il didn't have
:. smaller change when gave him nv
he dollar bill. Of course had but
~ wouldn't give il to him after he ha'
!, insulted me before the car full 81 peo
III pla. NOT that cared for them. though
=" Then he looked at the bill suspiciously
and carried it out on the platform ant
nj asked the driver if il was good. a
then went through the car and askc
every man il he had change. None ha
", any. of course, and he had to give
- hack 10 me. hope he had to pay M
~ fare himself, just because he was sue
no 4 selfish brute. But he was like all yo
til
~ men.
~ .At Twenty-third street q woman *
III IN the car with that lovely dress patter
~ | saw on Broadway last fall and wante
"a Won 10 buy for me. but you said i ";
~ too expensive. She had il made owe
~, ~ and X was perfectly beautiful. kne
M. il didn't cos. her over fifty dollars, an
- Il was worth twice that much. ~
- will see how much II costs when .
my new dress next month. Dress goo
- are twice a. high now. but you alwa
\, think YOU know 30 much abont SUI
nal things
ave Il rot out nj Fourteenth street al
was walking past that new building
hi sixth avenue--you know which one
for mean. Ii has such lovely window
,tsr They are plate glass and reach Gle
am across the store. and are filled with :
N greatest bargains ever saw. kne
new some Of the lace that they have mark
RAJ down 10 thrty-two and a half cef
ira didn't cost one cent less than sly
rec cents. Well. right over the top OF I
hat building there j. a scaiiold and tnt
\ ! were some men working on IL. III
|. ~ had pile Of bricks and whole d.
;mc goods box full of mortar. ! met
far Jones therc--that pleasant Centlem
,ink who comes here and talks 50 beautiful
M about Paris and the latest fashiol
van He had his charming little pug q
!. ar with him. and the moment he saw
able ne bowed and that dear little dog
yon barked. You know the last time
will came here gave him your slippers
shat play with He j. such cute little
xays low. He nearly choked TO death.
time remember. on the neei % one Y.
vent slippers nut YOU can ~ =" !
~ n Tor TWO dollars. anu YOU MI" "
'dn't liked that par anyway iou vi"
anne them without consuming my ~
the ne was coming UP % So ~ ~,ni-n
You ~ nor lnttrruP'cu 81 nauI''
did he started from nj cnai'' Soho'
man his dog?"
you MI Jones q course YOU uon :
pose l would talk to pug dog,
-eath you.
her Wen. my dear con,inuc''