Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-01-16

The London Ttmes in 1903 had 1000
snbscribers. 1t is now valued at S25, ,000,-
600.
curing n cold. 1t IL "stay al home and sit
in front Of the 6re."
A Kansas paper IN review of the last
year remarked that IT was notable for the
number Of weddings and other casualties.
There IN n girl at Vassar who removed
botanical researches she discovered they
were of the masculine gender.
The revengelul man now opens the front
door of the street car to let the draft in on
the fat woman who crowded him out Of
his seat last summer.-LouispiWe Courier
Journal.
Fifteen thousand people have already
peared in the mountains at Oivar from
which smoke is reported to be Issuing.
The subterranean rumblings and detona-
tions are fearful.
The Utah papers are boasting about
The hog which that Territory has sent to
the New Orleans Exposition. 1t weighs
l,O76 pounds. There are bigger hogs than
that in the world, although they may not
weigh so much.
-"Breaihss there man with soul 20
dead, who never to himself hath said: IN
go and paint the city red? And when the
inky night has fed rose from his hard and
painful bed, and said: 'Oh, heavens, what
n head "-Er.
A Dayton saloon keeper reversed the
order of things on Christmas day. Instead
OF giving his customers a glass of liquor
or other liquid .decocticn, he supplied
himself with "A number Of small sacks of
-four, one of which. he gave to every Gus
toner vino called.
Gentlemen" said an suctioneer with
true pathos, "if my father and my mother
.lood where you stand and did not buy
this s.ew-pan, this elegant stew.pan, going
at 81, l should feel il my bounden duty ms
son to tell both of them they were false
to their country and false 10 thenselves.' u
The Democrats Of Missouri are begin.
ming 10 experience some of the disadvan-
tagea OF being too numerous. There are
about 20 900 more Office seekers than Offices
and yet every one Of the seekers is per
fectly sure Of getting something unusually
fat or soft, they don't care which.
A letter in the indianapolis Neps says
81 venture 10 assert that Washington is the
most beautiful and immoral city In the
United States. II the annals of Paris OIL
New York were serchsd there could scarce
ly be found parallels of The viciousness
and immorulily OF the American capital.
Ten years ago the pews Of Plymouth
Church rented for nearly 100000. Now
they rent for $27, 900, loss to the church
OF S42, 600, or about sixty per cent. Dur
ing the time the population Of Breoklyi
has grown larger every day, and Beeche
has lost none Of his old skill.-N. \. Fri
bune.
There is n charming absence of circim
locution about the following verdict recent
Iy renderd by an Arkanaas coronor's jury
over the remains OF well known drunk
ard:' "rhe feller come ter his death b,
switchin off IRON one kind o. whisky ie
another. The moral o. this hear verdict
is, don't SWITCH"
Itisa Wisconsin democrat wi.c asks 10
n "foren mi.hun" on the ground that h
has eleven children 10 support. Anoihe
wants a place IN the "penlion ofI.," an
still another So 900 posistion where I,
can take his work home and do il nights .
~ not TO inlefere With his law studies. :
Waterbury American.