New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-10-06

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The Babers gazette seems inclined to support Stephen
Merritt for the State Senate. In view of this fact
reverend undertaken ought to of his flowing full
beard and get shaved In barber shop every day.
He was a summer rover.
And to France did he go over,
And he dwelt there
Till he felt there
That Frenchman born was he;
And lie now calls Paris, Paree
And his sister Mary, Marie,
More, his mother.
Frere. his brother
And his lady-loye, cherie.
-(Boston Gazette.
Horace Eureka, at last can now legally annoy
old Chugwhste, who got me in hole last year. much
want to- and it'll only cents annoy"
Angelica: Goodness Horace, what do you mean 2 Z"
Horace why. just this. can send HIM special
delivery letter every day at o'clock in tho morning
guess when he has been awakened half dozen tines.
he'll want to go abroad for his health. Oh, tell you
this special delivery business is great thing for
who has an enemy"
sEAsONABLE RHYMES.
7as Fasctna,ton Of he Phoctne Fur for tie Fair.
And now October
When husbands wear sober
And sorrowful faces when money they lack,
And not without reason
For this is the season
When wives want that of-promised phoca skin sacqua
The old Arettc Rubbers.
where are my last years ruboers, whcrci"
The husband now doth shout,
al can't buy and must wear
Tho old or 90 without,
Which damp feet and Sudden chills,
Pneumonia aud doctors bills"
The wife doth gently make reply:
"rhey were not MT to wear;
threw them out and you must buy,
This year, another pair
You can'ti lie cat do aught who Wills
Retrench, my love. your whiskey bills"
Pressing Autumn Leaees.
"You are the autumn leaf said he
p %s lear ah The BOOK SSSG se
"And tenderly press it. so.'
The maid looked up with glance demurc,
As she softly whispered: The leaf, I'm sure,
Needs pressing little more"
Mushroom hunting is the fayorite diversion OF Kins
Humbcrt of Italy, This amusement has one great point
superiority fox hunting. mushroom can't run
Il Norwich Bulletin.
EPIrAPH on A POPULAR PET.
AAs, poor Jumbo Here's the fruit
How sad that so well trained brute
Punch London.
This cool weather Is playing the mischief with tho
Democratic conservatory. The golden-rod Flower in
this State been disappointment and the Spartan
simplicity Garland in Washington shows signs OF decay
The piano sounds the knell OF parting day
Next door the SINGING pupil shrieks high G;
The cornet practises across the way,
And gives the night to anguish and to me-
Boston Gazette.
Sam Jones has been laboring ST. Joseph No.. with
great success but the report has been started
that the merchants of that city secured him at
traction In order to "bOOm trade The merchants
say the enterprise has not been profitable for them
as tho country visitors take interest in Sam haa
In dry goods
Western paper says that IN this city religious eating
houses do a bigger business than the churches and
draws the inference that ths way a New Workers.
soul is through his stomach
We think the public eye has just about as many
Joneses in 1t az it can stand
Michael McNamos-" Lux at the big round building.
Pat-whats that name 7 Cy-clor-IIivns. What IL itr
Pat McGinns Spelling i out with great dLheuty)-
"Surc, It's 70 Cy-clO-ranl-a'
McNamee-'' Is 10 so All but you're a scholar Pat
But tell me, " what Is a Cy-clo-ram-a y
AcNamee-" Faith, that's the dude name for gas
Observation-Disclosures Call.
society has recently been started In London the
Suppression Of mendicancy tt has already succeeded
IN turing 200 900 begging letters written by profess
sonal beggars and 900 OF the scamps have been
down by police. one OF these fellows hsi been max
Ing quite a large income 10y carrying around with him
tongue in "A bottle OF alcohol. which label on tho
bottle stated be his tongue lost by surgical
operation An examination showed it to be Sleeps
tongue.
saw exquisite story that Richard Grant White
to tell mang.ed by newspaper the other day
that was moved do IL justice by printing my recol-
lection Of IL. It told to show the native courtesy
of well-bred Americans and here IL is When General
Washington in Ncw- England he entertained at
dinner by n country gentleman, who lived comfortably
but quietly in his oldfashioned home far from town.
When General to the little daughter OF tho
he passed out in his stately he bowed and said to
the little maid 4" | wish you better office, my DEAR
"Ye., sir" she quickly replied, with how; TO let you
in, sir Letter In The Philadelphia Record