The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-07-31

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The above chapters, Mr.. Editor, /
find in a book recently published, byan
anonymous author. I~haveread adeal
OF sarcasm in my day but Inever read
anything equal to the sarcasm herein
contained. | suspect the experience
portrayed is a personal one; in short,
the author mtimates as much on page
81. Let me give you a synopsis:
"Malaria" as it states, is the cloak
with which superficial physicians cover
upamuititude OF i'll feelings which they
DO not understand, and do lot much
care to investigate. 1t is also a cover
for such diseases as they cannot cure.
When they advise their patient to
travel or that he has o~verworked and
needs rest and is probably suffering
from malaria, it is a confession OF ig-
norance or OF inability. The patient
/ goes abroad. The changeisatonic and
for a time hefeels better. Comeshome.
Tickle appetite, frequent headaches,
severe colds, cramps. sleeplessness, IL
ritability, tired feelings, and general
untitness for business are succeeded in
due time by alarming attacks OF rheu-
matism which fits about his body re-
gardless OF all human feelings.
1t is muscular,-in his back. Artic-
ular,-in his joints. Intlammatory,
my. how he fears it will fly to his
heart Now off he goes to the springs.
The doctor sends him there, OF course.
to get well; at the same time he does
not really want him to die on his
hands,
That would hurt his business.
D. R,++a, fn,. "a fa,- Il oy-S Ra+1I,Dc AZ
ter a while neuralgia transtiXes him.
He bloats; cannot breathe; has pneu-
monia; cannot walk; cannot sleep on
his left side: is fretiul; verynervousan and
irritable; is pale and tiabby; has fire
quent chills and fevers: everything
about him seems togo wrong; becomes
suspicious; masters up strength and
demands to know what is killing him
''Great heaven" he cries, why have
you kept me so long in ign%orance?o
Because" said the doctor, II reaC
your fate five years ago. thought
best to keep you comfortable, and ig
norant Of the facts"
He dismisses his doctor, but toe
late. His fortune has all gone to fees
But him, what becomes of him?
The other day a well known Wa
Street banker said to me. sit is reall,
astonishing how general bright's dis
ease is becoming. Two oimy persona
friends are now dying OF it. But it i
not incurable | am certain, for m.
nephew was recently cured when hi
physicians said recovery was impossi
BILE. The case seems to me to be
wonderful one" This gentleman ion
merly represented his government i
a foreign country. He knows. apprt
| ciates and declares the value OF tina
| preparation, because his nephew, VIII
: is a son ofDanish Nice-ConsulSchmid
= was pronounced incurable when tn
remedy. Warner'ssa cure, was begun
!. YES" said his father. II was Yer
!, skeptnal but since taking that remed
. the boy is we'll"
. l regret to note that ex-Presider
: Arthur is said to be a victim OF th
. the probabilities are that since autl
! orized remedies cannot cure hin
! his physicians will not advise hi
4 to save his life, as SO MAJ
: thousands have done by the u:
y of Warmers safe cure which Gen. Chri
+ tiansen at Drexel, Morgan & Co., to.
me he regarded, "as a wonderful rem
' dy."
. Well, l suppose the hero OF the boo
: cured himself by the same means. II
u internal evidence points very strong
o to this conclusion.
n l cannot close my notice ofthisboc
/ better than by quoting his advice
IS readers:
'If. my friend, you have such an e