New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-05-21
orders The Holley factory Lakeville is closed tres
days each week.-[Hartfor Times.

orders The Holey factory Lakevle is ,sed three
days each week.-[liartford Times.
AFLoAr AND ASHORE.
When the night Is dark and the s' sesoa
TO hear the sound of the whistlfng buoy
When landed safe from the oceans foam
The mariners heart IL filled with Joy,
As he cimDs the huto his cottage hons,
To hear the trills OF his whstling boy.
-lBoston Coarier
waterfall borrows a new charm when the poet en-.
dows it with felicitous n the romantic raylnes
In the hills happily named they would gain In In
ton Skeezics He would inevitably be defeated ln tue
Congressional race and he would Ind it big job to In
Telegraph.
There are apparently battalion of correspondents Ia
Washington whose duty is to send dispatches like
this to their papers saw the President this
ing. happened tO1ook out OF my window as he was
turning the Looking at the back OF his head
should say ne is enjoying good health. He Is getting
ready turn the rascals out Colonel Lamonts baIIs
are BETTER
Curbstono Broker scene Chicago)-" Ny friend would
you like TO make money can give you some
stranger" Oh! can youi"
Yes indeed. You just put up all you can spare on
B and x Y Railway stock and you'll make nice
Putt up with youf"
"Oh. of course I'm broker"
"Yes, 1 see. You're pretty smart too but I'm
smarter"
"Ehlo
"Im three-card monte mani Philadelphia Call.
The Globe Is an amusing paper-once in a while
The NEw-YoRK TRIBUNE says that Morgan, the en-
grayer Of the die for the standard "buzzard dollar
smugged into his work In two places the initial letter
OF his These Ms It says plainly dseerni-
BILE, but hard to find The trouble most people expert
is in finding the dollar itself[Norristown Herald
The Kingston Freeman cites loose mules as great
drawback to living in that part of the city near the
canal We sympsthize with contemporary; there
are few loose mules in this city,
Kreass read the title OF pastors forth
coming sermon" Ia Satan Success Pshe remarked 10
her husband that satin made very fine costume for
certain occasions but she Thought silk velvet was a
greater success giving more rich and improving effect
-LSOrFistOwn Herald
What is the significance of clubbing President Clevs-
land as the Tycoon" by General Bragg The Tycoon
OF Japan swayed the sceptre the damios OF the
several Districts and the administrative head OF the
Government possessed absolute power them. His
course precpitated rebellion in 1868 which resulted in
mis- abdcaon OF the throne and the end Of tho Tycoon
ate. Immediately afterward Japan opened to the
Of the world the people spontaneously grew
intelligence, railroads and other improvements fol-
lowed the result that the Empire and the people
are the most successful. contented and prosperous
nationality the globe. Is Mr.. Cleveland the Tycoon
of this country
81 the French have taken n.nbrage." sad Old
the Chinese for not terrifying 1t better, said Mrs.
Gosling -iProyidence Telegram.
One of the propositions of the Continental Steamship
Conference the English lines concerning reorgan-
zaton OF theNorth Atlantic steam Traffic Conference is
that only children under eight years OF should be
entitled to half fare The present rule makes the Limit
twelve years. believed that this proposition wiz be
rejected nasmuch IL would confusionin selling
through tickets by rail- IN addition to passage.
few years ago the English railways fixed the haf-fare
limit at eight years. but later adopted the common rule
Of American railways of making twelve the
The minister stood up in the pulpit, grayhai and
with solemn cOunteDance. endeAvorng TO Impress upon
the minds OF his congregation their inter heplesness
when they attempted TO battle against the DEGREES OF
voice. that rang through the church clearly The
from the bugle The Dutch ROLL answered doing
sister the front seat She was roller skater-Cal
Pretzels Weekly.
The Toronto Globe has just sent q correspondent to
Cincinnati to see how Sunday is observed. he much
shocked what he and declared that the city was
exceedingly wicked Whereupon The Globe intimstes
that the Sunday newspapers responsible for this
state of affairs
The Car of Russia has given renewed expression Of
his displeasure at General KOmarots conduct on tho
afghan H1es By ls n SS GETTING @aa
he will elevate Komaro the nobility OF these fne
mornings Philadelphia Press.
Josh Billings is going abroad We do not credit the
that he wishes investigate the Russian method
Of spelling with view to Its adoption.
Bristol, Conn, will celebrate its centennial anniyer
sary on the 18th OF next month
Pedestrians are IN danger the street very dark
nights when young ladies out hanging May baskets
young gentlemen. More should be taken by the
young ladies' TO avoid collision with older people.-Y Var
mouth Mass Register.
All the prizes this year awarded In the University Of
Mississippi were carried of by young women
minister we'll known by name throughout the land,
who has OF the Dest-equipped houses OF worship
showing friend not long since through its various
rooms, when they came 10 the kitchen, which
nected by speaking tube with the pastors study. On
the wall printed In large letters The Lord will
provide" while in smaller letters the wall
the mOuthpece khe direction: Blow and wait for
answer" The Visitor naturally asked II the two
inscriptions had any particular connection with one
another and 1t is hardly necessary TO state that changs
was soon made In the lettering -lsunday Magazine.
Speaking of local politician The Kansas oily journal
says that gnigh must go. Don't get exclted he'll go in
the morning, sure.
An Arizona paper says that Sun Up Corners wants
pOst-oifce bad. In that respect Sun Up Corners Is
exactly like thousands OF Democratic patriots.
Senator Dawes is beginning loom a candidate for
reelection In 1897 His mastery OF the indian question
and valuable service in shaping legislation upon 10
winning for him support In influential quarters
sort remarked the other day that he preferred another
OF Dawes to the election of either Robinson or
Long Mr.. Dawes is now sixty-eigbt years old AM 10
aye ant he's .-fSnrngnAld Rapublican.