Smyrna times., 1885-05-27
Here and IGIsevhere.

Here and Elsewhere.
Canada has captured Riel culprit
at last.
Once more Brittania rules the wave
rings.
Many patriots will have this Sum
mers " outing" outright.
The Bible leads all other books in
the magnitude of its sales.
There is no such word as fail :" not
even if it takes designations to help
it.
Bob Ingersoll says "Work is wor-
ship; this turns the rinks into worship
works.
Man wants but little here below -
from this idea ice cream plates were
sized up.
What's in a name ?" so far as re-
moVals go there don't appear to be
anything.
Washington Department employees
who do not pay their just debts are re-
quested to depart.
Old Point Comfort, Va, was before
the war, and is still, the resort of the
wealth and culture Of the South.
Nursery men say it is mistaken
notion that rose bush must be cut
down to stump to insure growth.
General Neal Dow, of Maine. the
apostle OF Prohibition, although very
old, speaks with great earnestness and
effect.
Mrs. John A. Logan declares she is
the happiest woman in the world. So
would Mrs. Cleveland be if she were
about
If the man who helped "paint the
town red y last November misses the
cream now, he will then have to be
berried
In Northeastern China if a man
guesses at wOmans age and misses
he is taken to barber and a tooth is
extracted.
10 add to their other troubles the
conduits of the cable roads in the cities
gather mud and filth from four to seven
inches deep.
So great do the interior tribes of
Aillca regard man who gives good
advice that they at once put him to
death mercifully.
Public Printer Rounds will be ro-
talned until his term expires. ei0bt
months hence, and "This is the wov
the spoils 60 round.
In the hOuse-to-house inspection
now going on in Philadelphia. nuis-
ances are known to exist in the very
best sections of the city.
"Od Hannah" a locomotive buiIt
by the Baldwins in 1851 is doing good |
service yet on the Pittsburg stem of |
the pennsylvania Railroad.
In comparison to the efforts of the
ahtl-slaVery agitatOrs the temperance
men are tame in the extreme. They
lack the drop" as it were.
Director General f. A. Bourke of
the New Orleans Exposition. has seen
ms nj fortune OF Sl5O,OO0 swept away
from incurring debts of the manage
ment.
81, Rev. EnOch Stubbs, pastorofSt. Johns
Street NJ. E. Church, PhiladelDbia
has been elected spiritual director Of
the Chester Heights Pa Camp Meet
ing in July next.
The distance from Delmar to Charles
city ON the New York, Philadelpbia
~ Norfolk Railroad is 95 miles with
the alignment of the road-bed straight
as an arrow, which means fast time
Peruvian bark (cinchona), from Ec-
uadOr, South America, contains from
z2 10 per cent. sulphate of uuinine.
WhlIe the cultivated article from the
East Indies IS upwards of 10 per cent
Or. Jenner gave to the world vacci-
nation for the smallpox, but NJ. Pas
teur' the French scientist, in discover
ing the Attenuated Germ Theorv.n
ior cholera and yellow fever. goes a
step further. oON7 "
The liquor sellers are throwing the
boomerang that temner.
ance men should break loose from tho
tobacco habit themselves before thev
attempt to break the chains of the
liquor habit in others.
Jay Gould's chief cook had Il thous-
and dollars that he wished to plant in
some investment and asked the finn,,-
cIers advice. BY all means" said
Mr.. Gould, invest in garden sass IT,
will then be sure to grow.
Under the gaze of a microscope n
bed bug has two powerful curved CALI
perS Tor lifting. one Old-fishioned not
iuger Tor roaming, one flexible tuhcd
pump, without valves, and this is all.
Dut it's enough to cause removals.
Ihe rules of proportion were beauti-
ully exemplified in the legacy of tba
Delaware housewife. "John. whom
you marry again, remember To tell |
'0ur wife that it only takes a cupfni
u sugar to sweeten quart of goose :
Rudolph, a bull belonging to the
wyoming Hereford Association. of
jheyenne, Wyoming Territory. and
'alued at $4,000, died on the 10Th 4
hst., IN the attempt of a surgical on l
Tatlon to remove u tumOr weighing
% pounds. ''e
The 100000 under the will Of tho =
NJ oOyOcIJ gwen TO endOW q
nair IN the University of Pennsylva-
IA, on condition of a thorough and
nd exhaustive investigation of mod
rn Splrltualism, is complained of bv
he heirs as not being done.
What's the price of strawberries ?'
sked lady of an Italian vender
Ten centa quarta, madameu y
Yes, but they are not all large - q
II eez done so purpOsely," said the \
ender' zee small ones eez for zee
aOies' zee large ones for zee ladies'" c.
Pa
The prize of 10000 francs offered bv VI
ne Academy of France, for an infalli-
le test to prevent persons being bur-
"a alive was awarded to a French
MUSICIAN. The test is to hold the q
and before a strong light with the
ngers closed. If a purple tinge is
hnf fwrns L.. II