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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03

EITHER
DAILY OR WEEKLY

Which, undsr the new management, sAaal ~
ly What vas stated sditottaliy ths nsr.iae 49,
transfsr, via: thoroughly and RsLIAsGy -
CRATIC, with no isvon for any psrsss = -
within the party 10 the dstxinsnt Il ~ d.
party. When the nominatioas ere nAAs - I,
regularly constituted oOnrsnliea d u paFlg, Z
The RKaIrrEa willard oaly Asa-giv = 4
qualified support 70 the nominees
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
She Didn't Swear.
brakes TrarelTs Mdga,ine.

Observation-Disclosures is the charge against
his man? Oficer-"Its not man, your
Honor; it's a woman dressed in mems
clothes" Magistrate-"How did you know
hat officer? Officer-"She slipped dowa
on the pavement, you Honor, and heard
her veil OUCH
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
Better Than n Nursery.

Little Robbie called on Harry. Harry S
mother was house cleaning, and the clutter
&c condition of things struck Robbie as ia
miliar. "Say, Harry" he whispered lis this
your nurseryY No" said Harry. Haven't
you got nursery" asked Robbie. mo,
answered Harry, but Use got gran ma
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03

The old lady who asked for gold ring
sixteen parsnips 6ne, was probably related
to the elderly gentleman who said his daugh.
ter was attending the conversstory Of music.
--Roston Gazette.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03

Hanging on the ragged edge is nov rem
dered lettering on the slippery b-rink.-The
Judge.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
AT CHARLESTOI

The RxaNrHR vii, continue 10 give ~ ssss (
mating from the CAPITAL afssr ~ rsmsy|
Charleston Just the same % hsrs.oters, - ~
citizen Wishing 10 tpos What q tAasplhss -
STAT o. GoyEEsHlsr musi conunss q ~
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03

Tho map alone vii! BE- sent 70 say slAsD r.;
oen1. 18
The RratSrrs msy b. cent 10 ess aAisoD Z
whatever other paper 10 spbsrrfbsd iss, % 60
tbs money 10 accompany the ordss iaysishlp.,
y. II. TAN mX -
General nanaGno[
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
She Was Convinced.
lI.-.la.f Tr,nsIs,r


"Oh, can't sing" pleaded young man,
who temininely wanted to be coaxed before
gratifying his auditors. Yes, you can.
I've heard two or three Of your friends say
SO" persisted a pretty girl to whom he had
been talking. mo, l can't" he repeated,
getting up to 60 to the piano. Yes, you
can. Go on now and sing, please" she
urged. He said he couldn't two or three
times more, but he went ahead, and for half an
hour his voice was the only prominent thing
in the room. Then he came back smiling
to the young lady. "Ah, she said, YEARLY,
thanks. You were quit right about the
singing" His face clouded, and he never
spoke again to the girl that agreed with him.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
DR.. J..E. SMITH
No. 1904 CAsplins DssoeA

No. 1904 Chsplins Dtsoea {
Has ,EsrstSsssA go;
], the ouIIi s'-.Ariy sduostsd Dk1&stas -
On the iovnbs1 siissasss IN tie lBgats AWW
s.nia, a, sstqsus 4 svidsno a hb all AL
he tsttf.s-a1tH his pstisntA He nssss q
lev GU, 81 many hundrsd osrtifesta N IL -
si0n Many ysan' srpeSieoos n ~ ~ 49,
logsthsr siih thorough medical s1uonfisa =
uIliArity With thsrapsuuo aesnh, doe ssuRy
~ uyn permenuc pecuils ~ "a asA stsiet at1sol
hygisniepsnAgsInent vTzs Atn - nse1 ~
csss disrsss vtsllh as - = sfNsU3o1 ~
sble In every fnsls.. -. Anfth vjR 6SnklV
lhs tAtient his opiDooa.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
A FUNNY COLUMN
ReconsIderipg tina Qasstiea.
Tszas Siaiaas.

Grandmother: "Td like to go to the rink
with you, Johnny."i Johnny, who don't
want to be bothered with the old lady Ser
tainly, grandmother, I'll be glad to have
you 60 with me, but you will have to own
up to the doorkeeper that you are over Is
years fage." Grandmother: Then guess
IN wait awhile yet Johnny"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
ca l
Complete Trsatnss
for every tsrn2 c.
AK N
siNF0Rps NlD

Had co,ds wsegy DiseARUo
and Eye, RinsiAs Hdsu n ~ -
Headsehs and Fever insanity rsaivvo4 :
0skins mucous dislsdesi. nnhuns1
bealed, breath swssssssa, sAslls 49,
restored, and ravises checked ~
Cough, Bronchitis, Drepplau ~ -
Pains in the Chest, DyPspGA, Ws1liag 6
and Flesh, Loss Of Heep, ste, suea
One bottle Radical Cure. ens -box c.
vent and one Dr.. Eanierds Inhaler. = -
Of all druggists, Tor g., Ak for 6ss1GoI
cure, . pure distillatioR Of witnh'Raad, z
Ca Fir, Msrisold. Clover Blossoaa, -
Potter Drug and Chemical o.. ~
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03
TERMS OF THE REeIsrs1

THE WEEKLY RE0BrKD
VIII BE- dubbed si,h the following r-tiiastisog
prrmiums lot ono year on The following tsrnst
MHrkLY RIaF1ER and Ohio Falnsf ..........
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03

The President cut short further discussion
bv ipstructing the Secretary TO telegraph
Mr.. Jackson to come on at once and to add
hat be would be lodged on springfield AMI
ted on the fat OF the land.
Fair Warning.
communication from Memphis gave iu
formation that Division John Smith. an
honorary member OF the club. was adyer.
tislng 10 cure consumption by the laying on
of hands, and in order to fill his purse was
making all colored persons within ten miles
of him believe that they had the fell disease.
A communication from Richmond, Va
likewise announced that Prof. Phosphate
Wellington, another honorary member was
practicing as a fortune-teller, and everyone
Who paid him fifty cents was given so much
good luck that work at 81 day was no
lopgeran object.
The Secretary was directed TO warn both
members in a large, bold hand, and red ink,
that they must at once quit such business
or suffer expulsion, aud Brother Gsrdner
added. for the benefit OF his hearers:
when members am sick a strsightogt
dose BY q straight outdoctor, will either
cure or ill. You git yer moneys WORT, no
matter which way it goes. We can't coun'
tenance no member imposin' on human ma
rur' by paEin' around for two shilhn' paw.
As fur de bizness Of teIin fortunes, We all
know de past an kin guess clus nuf de
fucher to keep an extra vest -bnckle Whar
90 lin End il any time de old one gives
out.
Trustee PuIlback was then informed that
he was to be cent to Corvallis, Nora
Scotia, TO organize q branch club, to D:
called The P. d. Q. Colored Advisors,
and The President aided:
"Brudder Pullback, you has tra5blsd be
e. but q few words Of advice will d.
son no harm. Dosn spread yourself
ober more'n two seats in de RAILROAD
Kvars. Civil answers won't cost you
cent aud may save yer shins from
k;ekin'. You may know all abou
apoder mans game, but doaa' bet on i
Thirty vars ago our statesmen wiped dei
noses on der coatsleeves, bat dsr has bin I
new deal, an you mustn't forgit your ban
dana. While IL am handy TO eat Wild
Knife de use of o fork at table may secur
Won Cabinet posiehun. Dorm de de-
sf;ck 10 de sidewalk. By night walk 10 q
middle Oh De road. Dsys all, an xe ~
uov rioe our clcsin' song an dismaaae !
neetin.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-05-03

deviation from established custom, even
though the parties are poor in all save good
family. True, the frightened Romeo gene
rally manages to put his foot through the
veil while she struggles with the entangle,
ment of her delicate drspperies in kueshng
and rising; and it must be confessed that
not infreouently the most elegant bridal cos
tune which was ordered with the rest Of the
trousseau, fits her decidedly too loosely. 1t
would be miracle, indeed, if dresses made
by masculine direction, without ever having
been tried on by the lady for whom they
were designed, should fit her, as our Chat,
ham street friend would say, like the paper
on the wal" / have sincerely pitied more
than one poor little bride, whose splendid
trousseau, purchased with the lavish gene
rosity OF premsrital love, which scorns cx-
expense as never afrerwsrd, comprises num-
befs of rich dresses In which she is obliged
to array herself for an indefinite number OF
years, however unbecoming they may be,
and in spite Of the fact that they may give
her the graceful contour Of meal bag tied
in the middle
Great festivities, frequently kept up for
DAYS, follow the marriage ceremony The
bride and groom leave the church in separ.
ate carriages, be Fastening ahead to vel
come his wife at the door of the home he
had prepared for her. One can imagine the
pleasure our Juliet finds in inspecting for
the FIRST time the household arrangements
which love has provided, though l fancy
they may sometimes be rather incomplete
when made BY the average unsophisicsted
lover. But time will correct all shortcom.
ings, though perchsnce the first connubial
breakfast partsken under their own vine
and fig tree may lack teakettle or some
similar convenience in its preparation.
FANNY BRIGHAS WARD,
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

News from Walnut Creek, forty miles west of Prescott that Deputy Sheriff J. M. Murphy had been nur- dered there Sunday night, while at tempting to arrest D. ". Dilda, charg- ed with burglary. Murphy was war ned of the desperate charater of the man and was offe, ed assistance, which he refused. Shortly after leaving a neighborng ranch firing was heard, and Murphy's failure to return caused @ search for him. The searchers found where he had apparently fallen and had been dragged away, and his body in Dilda's cellar tied up in sack. Sheriff Mulvenon and a posse have just left, heavily armed, for the scene of the tragedy. If D.lda IS captured he will probably be lynched, as Mur- phy was one of the most I'opOular men in the county.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

Says the Phenix Gazette; The United States grand jury at Prescott charge Hon Clark Churchill with re cciying eight hundred dollars in viola tion of law. This should be sufficient cause for Governor Zulick to remove the Hon. c. 0. at once, or better still mako him restore the money ill. egally appropriated. into the treasury Gnd then "boosts him. ."-Tucson Star.
 What about the Democratic jud- ges who draw extra pay form the ter 2itory. z The U. s. laws says what their salary shall be and the U. s. pays it to them, yet they receive ex- tray pay from the territory. This is sufficient reason for the President to remove them.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

A member of the new Legislature of New York has been detected doing the Parson Dowine's act in helping the wife of 8 friend to pack her trunk. An enraged populace has firmly invit- cd the prospective statesman to pack his own trunk and leave the place Strangely enough, one member of a Legislature has been found who did not refuse to carry out the wishes oi his constituents. He obeyed with Siacrity.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

1 Swedish inventor named Lager man is credited with having overcome the chief defects in the many devices which have been made for setting type hy mechanism. Even those who are unacquainted with the technicalities of the "black art" recognizn that eau tion demands that the printed lines of 8 column or page shall be of a uniform length. This is accomplished by in- scrting blank spaces of varying thick nesscs between the words. In all for mer machines this "justifying," as it Is called. is done by hand after the let ters are set in position by the appara. tus, Lagerman's machine 'justifes' each line automatically as it is set up and before the llne takes it's place in fine column.
 On q test, matter was set up and justified at the rate of 1850 ems per hour, and it's ordinary working speed is 5000 per hour, while only an ex ceptiOnally fast compositor sets l,2oC ems in the same time, Two men maj 7Tork at the apparatus simultaneously one operating the lower keyboard ir setting the type, and the other at ar upper board distributing type which has been used. From first to last the types arg untouched by the fngres o- thc operator. The machine is or |19rk;ng exhibition iE London, and is discs,ibed as marvel of ingenuity and constructive skill, the "justifying ap paratus" bc;,:g s'.l,3 "the brain of the ua :h;se"
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
lIbreri Espan0Ia
 - DC - G9Ga0I2B PAU2f ' C0APhEEA. MUM. 6, CALLE DE POST SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.

En dich0 establccimren SC ercueEtra rn gran surtidp de OJras Cientifcas. No velas, Lib-os de Religion. Devoeiopar los, eic. Rec,ben suscgicioucs tCdos los 'lusiracicn Espanola y Americana, Moda Elegante, Fl Mentor Ilustrado tpaIa nj nosl CnrIeo de Ultramar. La Amenidad
 s Sc remitira gratis el Catalogo de EhrOs espanoles 3 todd persona que 10 SO Iicite.
 !S Derigan sus ordenes nuestro agente, R. J. FRAIJO, Clip, Yuma county, Arizona Territory.
 v14-n43-1yr
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

The Q. s. Grand jury, who were recently discharged in Prescott, in their final report criticised the late legislature for allowing Clark Chur- chill $500 extra pay, but failed to say anything about the $500 appropria ted to pay the present judges of Ari- ssna, It is all extra pay. The deli berations of this jury were carried on under the instructions of Chief Justice Shields.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

One United States grand jury in Arizona indicts federal officials for contributing ten dollars to their party. Another jury refuses to indicts legis- lative criminals for stealing thousands of dollars out of the public treasury. If this is democratic reform, the less we have of it the hetter.--Tucson Star
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

The Democratic cancus at Fall City, Nebraska, in an election held there for the purpose of deciding who was the choice of the party for postmaster of Fall City, elected George Dorring- ton, g brother of Eye Sentinel man, lie receving majority over all other candidates.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

Truckee proposes to get rid of its Chinese by ceasing all business rela- tions with them. That method, rig idly followed throughout the country, would effectually settle the Chinese oucsaion.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

Some of the Eastern papers are call ing upon the Senate to consider all no. mutations made by the. President in open session. The main support of the proposition comes from the Republi- can Senators.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
Qucstion.

Thos. Gates, chairman of the demo. cratic territorial central committee has called meeting of the committee for Jan. Sth at Tucson, for the purpose of appoint ing the members of the next territorial con. ventiOn and fixing the place for holding the same.-Tucson Star.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

Senator Dolph and Rep. Voorhees, have each introduced 6 bill for the ad- mission of Washington Territory into the Union.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
Vunaa, .Ar1zona,
SATURDAY, DEC. 26. 1885.

Miss Cleveland IS said to be the au- thor of some of the rhetorical passages n her brothers massage.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
DR. LlEDIG DiSPEH SARY.
Corner Geary and Mason
 Streets.

curr under special treatment and advice. The reason so many cannot get cured of weakness aEj tas above 6iseases, owing to 8 cc.ariiCGt,onad callad pros5a to:rbea Utlga rsgUisc5 peculiar .rcar- ment.
 Dr. 5isbis'a w01darful Nacnoi.- aeRl srs or S..i-HaErej'3e-s thc greatest cura- tlve tl lYe1t.cl of tho age. Every man or woman can rCW te thr.r Own magnetic hsg.er. 10 man required ou tbe end Of tls heaier, consequently no big fees to pay the naud rub5s-. PrIce $5, com % ple:e. Sold only at tIe Dc. LioLig Dia- peusary.
 Lieoig's Inyigorator No. iS positive cure for pros taterrhea. Price Of either Invigorator s2 per bottle; six for SIC. Sent to any address on receipt of price or c. O. D. Responsible persons pay when cured. Strictest Secresy Maintain ed. Patients cured au home. Liebig's Disrensary runs and elegant drug store in the building. Consultation, personnel " or by letter, free,
 ORDINARY CASES. Any recent eases of special CT private diseases cured for Si0. Remedies su'ii- cient 10 cure will he promptly sent with fuil directions and advice Dn receipt of Si0' All packages securely covered from observation.
 INgIGORATOR SAMPLES FREE.
 Call or address DR. LIEBIG & CO.,, 100 Geary street. Private entrance, 4O3 Mason street San Francisco.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

TSe Wells, Fargo < Co.s Agent be- tween Maricopa and Phenix was killed hy the accidental discharge of his gun.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
S5O.OO REWARD.

DOLLARS (s5O reward will be paid by the Territory of Arizona through Prison Commissioners lecapure
 MANUEL BARRIOS,
 who serving of six e years imprisonment in the Territorial Ps On Yuma "auS with commit Murder escaped I7ch s3 Bq born in sooo of parea years ogsj feet inches height about l4O lbs His eyes brown and his hair ae sprik w grey mole the right the left ae of the and others black spots and back of shoulder
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
z Caad.

To 2ll vEO are 5az1rine from tie e- TOTS sl5 il5isc~tt 51s oi yolth. rerv1I va4l,r --s. egtiy decay less If manhood etc. vi; Grs g rcC.p: ;t.. w;ll ear ycu, Ere ca -t-r'e. tLa g-sa- rcmeG, vas 70 covered y 2 missionary in Souti A,l.-ir'. srnI sal i'r,s,eG eCvclopt iu .h- R-y. fos-sa =. I1cisn, Station L Ncw T.l- --r.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
Tn: CGSAT ENGLISH REMEDY.

Is never falling to cure Nervous
 Debility, Exhaust ed Vitality, Semins al Weakness, Spsr.
 ImstorrhGa, Los
 Manhood, Impo-
 |tency, Paralysis, and all the terrible
 |ehects Of self ab-
 lfl6e VOuthful fOl.
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26
OR Cn sAfrrprO
'X!GMRShSSa,sl;s ;:3d sof:fa,1s ;1isi so'.I. s5.'

csNATOR-satFic!en t0 show its merits Zee Q! charge, to anyone afflicted, apply. ,cg by letter, stating his symptoms snd '-ouidential my 13-ti
The Arizona sentinel., 1885-12-26

This Great Siren.
 2theninK Rene- |dy, and NERVE TONIC, is the re- suit of over %
 years of practice |.xperience, sud CURES WITH CN-
 FAILING cRRTAIr
 IT Nervous and
 Physical Debility,
 Seminal Weak
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-03-25
Need of a New Revelation.

San francisco Alta
tits a theory common to several religions that
revelations come into the world only at those
precise periods of time when they demanded
by some great exigeney Of human affairs. just
now the Mormon church is i'll desperate need of
new revelation repeating the polygamy revela-
ton made TO Joseph Smith at Nauvoo. This
revelation, as expounded by Brigham Young
and his successors made it not only the privi-
lege, but the duty, of members of lions Church
to be sealed to more than one wife, and now the
church is experiencing the awkwardness pro-
duced by conflict of divine and human
laws. The law made by Congress against
polygamy is in a fair way to triumph over
the law revealed to Smith and Young. The
work Of convicting the violators of the statute
goes on remorsely, and only yesterday elder
was sentenced to ten years Imprisonment for
the plural wife offense. Decidedly, the alleged
divine law is getting the worst of it in this con-
fiict Of Jurisdictions, and it is time for its mod
ifcation or repeal BY the authority that gave it,
A Salt Lake dispatch states that this repeal will
be announced at the Mormon conference to be
held in May, and if the prosecutions do not
slacken in the meantime, we shall fully expect
the new revelation to be forthcoming. Its
arrival would be in strict conformity with the
theory of revelation in response to pressing
needs, for if there ever was theocraey in tight
place, and needing supernatural assistance to get
out. it is the Mormon Church just at this mo-
ment
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-03-25
LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE.


To the Editor of the indianapolis Journal:
Your correspondent "Sertoriusr is evidently
laboring under mlsapprehensiou in regard to
the qualifications needed by person who can
acceptably ill the important position of State
Geologist Does it speak well for so-called
archery scientist" one who for years has lived
on the site of the world-famous fossil crinoid
Beds, not to haye the slightest knowledge in re-
gard to them?
Does it seem to 'Sertoriusv that Thompson is
we'll fitted for the position he has been appointed
to when he is wholly ignorant of the composition
or qualities of Indianas chief productions. coal
and stone3
Does it speak we'll for him to have written
protest filed at the Governors Office, signed by
the professors of Wabash College, from the
president down, protesting against bis appoint
ment. and saying that they ''know him to be
wholly incapable, unfit and unqualified in the
slightest degree to fill the position he seeks?'
Papers Of like nature have been filed by Butler
University Purdue University and Bloomington.
Amy one of these ought to have removed any
doubts from the Governors mind as to his fit
ness.
1t is doubtful whether Thompson's knowledge
of geology Is as great as that Of the average
high school scholar. 1t is disgrace to the State
to have such man appointed. STUDENT.
INDIANAPOLIS Ind.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-03-25
The Sigh of a Broken Heart.

Cincinnati Enquirer 81. Il. McLean.l
The assignment of George Fl. PendIeton to
Germany instead of England is really a sore de-
feat for his aspiration. Up to Saturday Dir. Pen
dleton felt certain Of being assigned to the Court
of St James. Secretary Bayard OH that day
presented his name to the President for the En-
glish Court. when he was advised that other ar
engagements had already been made. Yesterday,
after this set back, Mr.. Pendleton was slated for
France. The President expressed preference
for Governor McLane, of Maryland, who was
pushed by Tilden, and finally, as compromise,
Mr. Pendleton was sent to Germany to repre-
sent the American hog abroad. He hardly
knows whether to feel fattered or chagrined,
but in his anxiety to keep in public life is willing
to accept any thing. Ever since the Senate ad-
journed Mr.. Pendeton has been an Office beg
gar, and by throwing himself ON the generosity
of his exsenatorial colleagues induced majori-
ty of them to sign a petition to the President,
beseeching for him the English mission 1t
was the subject Of remark by many that the
father of the ciyilservice law was the most
humiliating ofice-beggar of the many in this
citv