The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-01-08
Gbisilts.


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IL ioss sAes.lsn, watches Of The rlshs'
~ ths nscsnnsl ihiei aid sbsn be vss
fptl.ins ie~siefs ,kep.
a prsnipesi B~stos physacsss ss
f.goried A. sylhg III child does no.
iLszse on fsssA mill. bod a.
There !. 20 place Lie home. ssys
the poet Rstil rplsss Ne The home
q che foaas woman you're afin.
"A liiile SRI looking ., the noea said,
"Msmm.. il Tia, fall msonf- Yes.
Namis well. mamma VIA. 10 Il full
ofy
CkiSess doctor At yicisria Is said
e lose very lev patients II 10 suspected
LA Tho l.Ecaa eyed fraud rsrar sives
any nasaiciae,
"A postssnss u MAS you, 10Y darling.
tie smbess burn lov on the hearth" ~
makes him feel sbsi way be should
get up aud put another log on.
WANTED. - Boiler iron Christmas toys
which children can hnd IN their stockings
and cant break ieio flinders before their
e.lsrs eens down to breakfast
-"Do not marry vido.sr," said the
old lads. "a ready made iAnily 10 like .
pists q cold potatoes. "ob. I'll sooa
.sss~ tAsm. Z ssps.sd III dAmssl-
~ market reporter says that his sweet
beaft encouraged him. and he thought Of
msuyina her At once. but that further
sisspee sgs followed by decline.
--Sslf.rsisirg asDr is COED thing. but
sbs, most fathers banker after ia . seli-
rai,isG flower Of The family Who dida't
Lsrs 70 b. FED every fifteen minutes.
A Chicago coroner Who recently sat
upos man found dead 10 the gutter. re-.
turned the following verdict; THE result
Of constant drain upos the system"
An old maid 10 Nashville keeps .
psrrot which swesrs, and a monkey which
eisws tobacco She says between the two
shs dotsIt miss husband very much.
do you want ysur taxes raisedp'
asks the Warsaw Wasp. We do. II you
can raise them as vol as not. do so and
send them on by money order or registered
letter
Fassy old Maid, entering base ball
ground why, what did they all begin
10 yell fowl for, when | came inp DO
they mean me1 Polite gate keeper oh,
no, mum; you amt no chicken.
Two ladies eontended for precedence
in the court Of Charles V. They appealed
TO ihs monarch, who, like Solomon. award
Oh: LET TIE Oldest 60 first Such dis.
puie was never know afterwards
Amongthc wealth Of flowers at . FASH
ioaable wedding in New York the other
day. the most prominent variety appears to
hhfs Hf'h hhn hsNVfs Hshoukh 'ne marty
gold ilonrished quite largely,
Teacher Did / not tell you to pre-
pare With your history lesson? And here
yon are unable 10 repeat = word Of it
Seholar--I didn't think it was necessary,
Air lve always heard that history repeats
itself.
a German physician recommends
small pieces Of soap for dyspepsia. He
daes mol say whether il is to be taken ex.
t.rnslly OF Internally, hut then OF course
nobody thinks Of taking soap externally
10 Germany,
Mr.. Hendricks is said TO have kissed
lofiy six young womep 10 st. Mays, Ohio.
he other day Mr. Hendricks is bound
10 realize all the functions Of the high
ofliee 10 which he has been elected by the
sutlrages Of the people.
johnny, how many hours ara there
IN day." Twenty three hours" was
the reply. what has become Of the
olAer one2'' II don't know, but heard
the teacher say the days we're AZ hour
shorter than they used to be-"
n "A man ID always fool II he b.
young The world says, when be 10 older
be viii know more II he lie older, il
says: He rs old enough to know better. ("
Aud when be ia old, 1t says, There is no
kind 81 fool equal to an old fool"
"A Newark maiden attempted TO play
On Der piano the other day, but could not
sousd uote. Investigation showed that
her four year old brother had filed the
top fnll OF molasses. The recipe is not
patented, and We make no extra charge
for it.
~ doa't zackly nndsrstan' this ere
spanish treaty Wat does it mespf"
''WLy, it gives Us cheaper sugar" wat
do ~ sant . cheaper sugar. De s'looDs
alias throws in tho sugar Wat wo want
Il treaty with Kentucky thAt'll give us
cheaper whiskey."
After Santa Claus had put cabinet
organ. seal skin aaeque, LAP robe. box
OF gloves and websisrs unabridged do
i.onary in Chicago girls stocking, aad
ssv that It wasn't half fill, he Was seen to
climb out on the rsot. cit down 10 the
snow and weep bitterly.
IN . certain Epglish citadel is shown
! seAIl rasnos ~hsch was taken 81 Bua-
ker Hill A party Of Americans we're
lookisg a. tho gun. the other day, while
. sergeant recised its history. Yes" {
saia lady, ''yeu've got the cannon. bat
guess we've got the hill" /,
Last Chrisimas eve Mr.. j. went up !