The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1885-02-12
MISCELLANEOUS.

The New York Central Railway
killed only two passengers last year
n. 7. Sun.
The Detroit Free Press has dis
covered that when trotting horse dies
1T is always one day after his owner was
offered fabulous price for him.
"A Mormon missionary, who lately
brought over fifty Swiss females for the
Utah colony, promised each of them
three husbands.-N Y Star.
"A philosopher says the bone collar.
button has done more to release men
from the tyranny of woman than all the
philosophical works On humanity ever
printed.
-Kissinger is the appropriate name
of young man arrested in Pittsburgh
the other night for forcible osculating
effort directed at the lips of an unwilling
damsel. -PittSburgh Post.
Montana carried over the summer
snow-banks thirty-five feet high and
three hundred feet thick, and was reas-
onably fixed for winter, which set in
about the last of September and will
hang on until the last of May.-DenUer
Tribune.
John Peterson, sailor, injured on
shipboard during storm in the Indian
Ocean several years ago, was in New
York City awarded $4,000 damages in
suit against the Captain. Peterson
claimed that there was no medical Of
ticer aboard and the Captain refused to
land him at the nearest port.-N. y.
Sun.
How are you finding business, doc
tori" was asked of aphysician. Gap
ltal, he replied. II have all / can at
tend to-" 81 didn't understand that
there was very much sickness about. !"
mo. there isn't. But we physicians do
not depend upon sickness for an income.
q, my, no; most of our money is made
from people. who have nothing the mat
ter with them. IN. Y. Sun.
Mrs. E. Schofeld Wright, of Mime,
apolis, has an autograph quilt on which
are the autographs of several hundred
of the most noted men and women in
this country and Europe, among them
those of Mr.. Gladstone, DR.. Spurgeon,
Cardinal Newman, Archbishop of Can
terbury, Ralph Waldo Emerson, General
Grant, President Arthur and Minister
LoWell.-Chtcago Inter Ocean.
"A dry goods merchant of Tender.
foot City, Arizona, has inserted the
following advertisement in the local pa
per: eve have the durndest lot of AL
goods every seen in this divide, and we
can bust any snoozer who tries to dis
pute it. Hitch up the old boss and
come and see us. We have ransacked
the world to get the finest goods, and
we are bound to please
The Adams family is renowned for
its diary writing. John Adams began
diary November Is, 1865, just after
his twentieth birthday, and continued
1t with breaks until November 81,
l717. The diary of his son, John Quincy
Adams, was begun soon afterward, and
ran through its course until 1848. 1t is
said the third generation has done
similar work, so that 100 years of his
tory will be found in the family annals.
-Bostof Journal.
Some time ago veteran typo OF
tins city, in using sharp Ratchet, cut
on portion of his thumb. After wash
ing the wound and also the severed Dor
ton OF his thumb he bound in place the
discovered piece of flesh and cuticle and
Kept the sore dressed carefully. After
awhile ne found that healthy growing
on OF the severed particle of flesh was
taking place, and in time the wound en-
tlrely healed. Now, he says, the only
difficulty he experiences is that the por
ton OF thumb entirely severed has a
numbness.- Wilmington Times.