West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-02-20
RANDOM SHOTS
FROM RIA NDOM VILE,
WHERE GOOD BOYS LIVE FOREVER
AND BAD BOYS NEVER DIE!

Tbe fourth oil hATcb drawsth near
and we'll may the Office holder fear,
for Grover will kick him out Of gear,
if he ands him. . partisan steer.
AlI'bOusste licans. 4as vel! as
Democrats. OugH % go to Washing
tor, the 4.h OF March, TO see the
rasca'F turned out.
Gus j. Shsftsr is in bad luck ~
gain. He had horse killed on pie
tram road on Friday last. This
makes the fourth OF filth horse be
has lost within the last three years,
The town OF Klngwood is migrate
iul 10 her country cousins. in want
ing TO cut herself off as an indspsn-
dent school district. 1t IS a poor
rule that won't work both ways.
Some of these days We will get a
olout At Kingwood and we'll knock
her endways. Go ahead, Kingwood.
ties, you are digging your own grave
and the way we country jakes Will
bury you under in the future will
make you long Tor old Gabe 10 tort
his horn. But no footing can make
us forget or forgive your inRrati-
tude.
The fourth OF March lie near at
hand. have several Republican
friends holding fat Offices by the
greece of the Grand Old Party.
feel sorry for them. l don't want
TO see them turned out in a cold
and un,ympsthetic world, kind Of
a no one to pity me, none to caress,
oh, strsddlebugs and skipers, but
I'm oussed ! A sort OF poetic be-
wsiliug down the stream OF Ousting.
l can't write on this subject. 1t
file my heart with emotion, and
ieel gurgling lugubrlousness in my
throat, and the Republican Office
holder can thank bis stars that
am not candidate for his shoes.
We are going TO yshk Klngwood
out Of her lsthargy if it takes all
summer and 1t will have TO be- @
pretty hot summer if we don't sue
coed,
There is the county seat removal
and the Narrow Gauge Railway.
Mr.. Ralphsnyder says he Will build
the railroad and the people have a.
greed to remove the county seat.
Well, what are we going 10 do a.
boutit2 II we get the county 90 at
we don't want the railroad. and If
We get the railroad We don want
the county-seat. That's about the
size OF it. We are bound to have
Que or the 'tother or we'll know the
reasOn why.
That was right cute in "a Republ
lican" to take mp the cudgstNln de-
tense Of james A, Brown, ESQ,
infer from his lsudstory effusion that
some of the ficeseekers of the ban.
DER county doubted Mr.. Browns
RefubIicanism. Mr., Brown told
me one morning, while we. were
breskiasting at the st. James Hotel,
that he wac a Sta!Eart Republican.
One of the a la Itcscoe ConklinR
kind. A great many of the Plumsd
knight followers questioned Roscoe g
RepuPlicanism during the PreH-
dental campsigu. l always gave
Mr.. Brown credit for sincerity. He
is no hallway man. He ~ what
the people cali an enthusiast. The
average Republican of6cs-nuuter
Tears Mt. Browns abilities, This is
the sum aud substance OF their op-
position to him, But Uncle Jim is
too smart for them.
Poor Eli MurrY, who lives up in
Reno district, where the sun shines
oace a month, and the turkey buz-
yards sing the war is not over yet,
10 going down to Washington, March
the 4th, and sea, Mr.. Blaine in the
Presidential chair. This 10 very
kind IN Eii,whose sirusme ia Murray.
he must be an inspired Ell, who i'm.
sgines be will get there. But the
Fstes have decided against you Eli,
and after you get through your
hlsls natuyae you will feel better.
AHttmus, the tail goes with the
hide
The suggestion that we Fsbsrs
and Falcon steel pens hold q conven.