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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
InfantiIe Skin Beautiiers- -.AppeaI
to Mothers---Try Them.

EOR Cleansing the Skin and Scalp OF Birth Hu.
IL mors, for sllay ing Itching, Burning and In.
Examination, for curing the first symptoms OF Bcns-
ma, Psoriasis, Milk Crust, scald Head, Scrofula and
other inherited skin and blood diseases, CutlcuIa,
the great Skin Cure, and Cuticura Soap, an exquis.
lite Skin Beautiher, externally, and Cuticura Re.
solvent, the new Blood Purifier, internally, are In
falible. Absolutely pure.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
IN GENERAL.
Temperance Meeting.

There will be q temperance meeting in
the Zane street NJ. Z. Church this evening
at 80 o'clock. Addresses will be delivered
by q number of local workers in the cause
Transfer of Real Estate.
The following transfer of real estate was
left for record at Clerk Hooks Office yester-
day:
Deed made April IL, 1885, BY Mary A.
Frauzheim TO Harry C. Franzheim, for the
Lorth half of lot No 81, in Daniel Zane's
addition to the city Of Wheeling. Consid,
Grafton s. 900.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
"TERRIBLY AFFLICrYD."

Mr.. and Mrs. Eeverett etebbtns, Belehertsvn
Mas, write: "Our little boy Wa terribly afflicted
with 6crofula, Salt Rheum and Erysipeln ever
shoe ne VA oorn, ana nothlng we could give hin
which gradually cured him, until he now k Is fall
a any child"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

Go TO the n @,is md Apron Social at
the Chaplire street rink on Thurs 'ay night.
The event Of the season.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
FOR PALE.

Emaciated children, With pimpIy, sallow skin, ths
Cuticnra Remedies will prove . perfect blessing
cleansing the blood and skin Of inherited impsh.
ties and erptlling the germs Of ~scrofuIs, rhsuma.
item, consumption, and severe skin diseases.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
.aooo ron Nnrur~n %

Wm. Gordon, 81 Arlington Ave, Charlestovn,
Mass, writes: "Hsving paid about t2c0 70 first.
tried the Cuticura Remedies, which completely
cured, after using three packages.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Administrators Notice.

NvoTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT IHAyE
been duly appointed and qualified rs admins
traitor OF the estate Of Samuel Kennen, dec assd.
Persons knowing themselves indebted % the e.
tate will please call and settle. Those having clalas
against said estate will present them Tor payment
JOHN W.. kENNES,
aplSs Administrator, No. 400 Market Street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

THURSDAY night, April 10th, a Necktie
and Apron Social will be given at the
Chapline street rink. 1t will be the event
of the season. Do not fail 10 attend.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
"BEsT FOR THE SKIN,

Yovr Cuticura Remedies are the bert for SKIN dis
eases have ever sold, and your Cuticurs Soap the
finest medicinal toilet soap IN the market.
c, W. STAPLES, DYuuKiM,
OSoeola Milia MI.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Index to New Advertisements.

Wanted-Horse.
Assessors Notice-R II. Phillips.
VIII Open New Goods G. Dillon.
To CoRtraetors-Bids for New Hospital.
WsDted-Small Farm.
Trustee SAle-W. V. Hoge.
Carpets and Rugs-G. Mendel & Co.
HoGseclesning Goods-List's Drug Store.
Scrubbing Brushes-G. X. McMechen &
Son-[Locsl Page
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
OPENING!
i. RICE & co.


Our Opening OF Pattern Hats
and Bonnets takes place Thurs
day and Friday, 18th and 18th
insts.
We are making every effort to
eclipse all former Openings In the
variety and richness OF our dis
play, and promise Hats and Bon
nets from the leading Modistes, at
low prices.
Our preparations for the Spring
Season will all be complete. and
we can safely say, that never be-
fore has rs fine q line 0fMillinery
been displayed rs We promise 90
exhibit.
A. L. RICE e. co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Notice..

We are making one dozen best Sc Cabi-
net Photographs for only 81 so. Plum
mer's, 1873 Main street, Wheeling.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

KANGAROO SHOES FOR YOU.
STACY, AdamsG Co.'S Mems ShOes
soft as n glove on the foot, at
j. ". AMICK'S.
lIl3 Main ct,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Save $3.50

By getting one dozen Sc Cabinet Photo
graphs at Plummers for only $3.50, No,
1888 Main street. Wheeling.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

WE have just received q new
stock OF Gold SpeefaeleA.
JACOB w. GRURB,
yeweleF Cor. Twelfth and Marsea.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

FINE MILLINERY on exhibition at E.
Rody's, lll9 Main street, Thursday, Friday
and Saturday, April 18th, 18th and 18th.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

FINE MILLINERY on exhibition at E..
Rody's, lll9 Main street. Thursday, Friday
and Saturday, April 10Th, i7th and 18th.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

Go TO the Neektis AMI Ap,oa So,;sl a,
the Cbapine street. rink on Thursday nigh.
The event Of the season.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

FINE MILLINERY on exhibition lat E.
Rody's, lll9 Main street, Thursday, Friday
and Saturday, April 10th, 18th and 18th.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Chronic Catarrh

and throat diseases treated BY the mos. i'm
proved and successful methods. Dr.. S!ocum,
Ills Market street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

Imported Decorated Porcelain
Tea Sets SO pieces, for Eight Dol
lars Stone China Sets sill lower,
DAWSON BROS.
992s MARKET Street
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

OUR 500 Celebrated white shirt, REIN
forced both front and back, tor qualny and
strength IL superior to any other in the
market. can and examines as
c. HESS q SONS,
usrsi1as TaIlOrs and Gents Furuishers
1891 market Street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Abedin9 Re9ister
LOCAL INTELLIGENCE.
Thermometer Record.

Following is the range of the Their
mometer as observed at SchnepFs drug
store: 7 q N, 81; y N -; 3 p. N, 81
7 .. NJ, 81.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Foundry for Sale.

THB PROPERTY KNOWN As n
mont stove Company fronting o. 4
and on Ffrst and Locust streets, Marin,|
consisting OF one ore OF ground. and Nd
foundry buildings and machinery COL
full sets Of patterns and ha,ks for min, \
stoves local and wood ready fer ID. M
the premises are aloa dwelling hous
rooms, and . black.nith shop
Schwartz landing touches the prop-
eat, and railroad II on Flint street 90 Y
siderable. material, Manufactured and on
hand, " nes sold In the meantime, III
Of public 0sA
This u the nestest, most complete. @ur,
valuable property In Eastern Ohio n,
take plsce on The premises, At 10 o'ds
TgEsDAI APRIL u, lass.
Tsrms-CaAh. For further particnlsu
call on BELMONT STOVE oDfr
mrfteodi Martins ls-
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Down.! Down.!

One dozen Sc Cabinet Photographs for
only 81 so at Plummer's, No. 1913 Main
street, Wheeling.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

DR.. SlOsum-oculIst and Aurist,
lll6 Market street Cali for Illustrate,
book on Diseases of the Eye and Ear"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Chronic Deafness

successfully trea'ed BY Dr.. SLOGAN, the
ocu 'ist, llI6 Mari ct street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

Bold everywhere. Price: Cuticurs, 50 ca; Es
solvent, q; Soap, Is cts. Prepared By Potter
Drug and Co., Boston, Mass.
Send for Chow to Cure Skin Diseasss.S
RARN Use Cuticura Soap, an exyuidtely
S perfumed Skin Beautiher.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

THURSDAY night, April 18th, a Necktie
and Apron Social will be given at the
Chspine street rink. 1t will be the event
of the season. Do not fail to attend.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
skate Thieves.

Two boys from Bellaire last night at
ter ded the Alhambrs Palace skating rink,
and when they left each took q pair OF
,kates, which were concealed under their
coats They had no. gotten far before
Waterman Coombs, Of the rink, tackled
them and forced them to surrender the
skates, when they were allowed to depart,
which was lucky for them, but unfortunate
ior Justice.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14

Additional Local on FIRST Page.
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atari
Complete Treatment, with
for every form Of Catarrt
ASK FOB
SAhF0RD'S RADICAL

Head Colds, Watery Dischars ~ ioz
and Eyes, Ringing FOises In the Hs4,
Headache and Fever instantly relieved.
Choking mucus dislodge I, nembrinsd ID
healed, breath svsetsnsd, smell, ta,s, az
restored, and rsvases checked.
Cough. Bronchitis, Dropping iu'o ~
Pains In the Chest, Dyspepsia, ws'iihI o
and Flesh, Los Of Sleep, etc, cured.
One bottle Radical Cure. q boz cST
vent and one DIR. faniord's Inhaler, 10 or
Of all druggists, for o.. Ask for ssniri'
cure, Q pure distilIation Of Witch Haze 4
Ca. Fir, Mayigold, Clover Blossoms, en-
Potter Drug and Chsmicai Co., y
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
The Gambling Cases,

Oscar Little, James Hugh, John q. Ram
bAugh, Charles Johnson and NJ. c. Johnson,
the men arrested in Bob Grants gambling
house, Sunday evening, were arraigned be.
fore Judge LETTERS yesterday morning in
Police Court. Little, the white man 10 the
party, was assessed so and costs, and the
others 81 and cnsts
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Prominent Wedding.

The wedding # Miss F,oride Arnold
daughter of W. E. Arnold, of Weston, and
Mr.. McClelland, is announced to take place
tomorrow. The young people sre well and
fsvorably known in Weston, Clarksburg and
Parkersburg. Mr.. McCleIland was formerly
manager Of the Weston railroad. Miss Sal.
lie McCandlish, Ct Psrkers6urg, it is under
stood, is to be one of the bridesmaids,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Suspicious Burial.

Deputy Sheriff McCulloch informed
Coroner Schultze yesterday that a small
child had buried up on the forks OF Short
Greek about three weeks ago under pecu,
liar and suspicious circumstances, and the
probabilities are hat the body will be x,
bumed and an investigation made into the
cause Of its death.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-04-14
Decision Rendered,

Justice Arkle last night rendered his de-
cision in the cases of Pat Moran, Frank
Carney, Charles Ritter and Fritz Knoke,
Sho we've up before him Saturday evening
last charged with assaulting j. W. Lane At
the b. 4 o. shops. The boys were, with
The exception of Ritter, fined SIS and costs
apiece, and all Of them were placed under a
bond of 800 apiece to be Of good behavior
for one year.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
The Official GuilIOtine.

Colored mugwumps may relish the
aituation and smack their lips.
Why should they not? The few
colored Office holders IN Office by the
grace Of she Republican party s'e
losing their heads BY the Democratic
guillotiue in tho hands Of President
Cleveland.
Bruce has been outsted a. Register
Of the Treasury and Hill as collector
Of Mississippi; Williams as minister
to Hayti.
No mugwump however has or
will be invited into their boots.
They cry for blood and get blood
while shrewder politicians get the
Offices.
We suggest that it would be the
sensible plan for these colored mug
wumps to ask for some Of the hun
dreds Of thousands Of offices other
than the two or three prominent OFF,
ces filed by colored men.
They might not then burn their
paws so badly in pulling shestnuts out
Of the 6re for other men.
Colored Journals Of this persuasion
will please take warning.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
HadenS.
All is quiet and farming work pro

All is quiet and farming work pro-
gresses.
Mr.. Geo. Taylor and Miss Sarah
Humphrey were united last Sunday
in the holy bonds Of Wedlock by Rev.
Jao. II. Daake,
am glad to state that our farm
ers in this section are making an ef-
fort to raise their bread and meat.
Our public school taught by our
edecient teacher Mr.. ]. NJ. Rice
closed Friday, May lst, Township
Superintendent ]. W. Pickens was
present and expressed himself as
pleased at the advancement shown
BY the pupils in their examination
and other exercises. He made most
encouraging aud instructive talk to
the pupils, advising them to persevere
and educate themselves 90 a. to make
good and useful c;tixsns
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
Is Mouths :si Chester.
Respectfully,
GEORGE JONES.


". ". Fonaren, of Jacsson coun-
ty, was on Saturday 1T The Late terra
Of the u. s Court hele, sentenced on
his plea of guilty, for fraudulent use
Of the mails, to ID moa.hs il the
Chester, Ill paniaentiyiry and a fine
cf 81 aud costs In rely to the q les
ton Of lie court as TO what he la
20 say, Fondrea replied that he was
lea iuto the swindls by others, and
N'wen, hlind!olded, not knowing that
he was violating the Ulit-d States
laws. He was Offering to sell coun-
terleit money.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
Not at Rust Institute.
WooDvILLg. ALA. May 5, 1885

WooDvILLE, ALA. May 5, 1885.
Editor Gazette
The Huntsville correspondent of
the Chattanooga Times in mention
lug the Couucill affair says il was at
the "Colored College" The ouly
colored school in Huntsville that has
been called IA college is the "Ru9t
Institute" SO his statement has led
some to think that was the school |
am an * student of"Dear Old Rust"
and do not want any one to have a
wrong impression fit. So l wish to
say it was at the estate Normal
School" and not at the Colored Col
iega ior Rust Insiitute)
Respectfully,
GEORGE JONES
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
HAIR PEE'S BAZAAR
LlLUGTRATED.

HAIpEH's BAZAAR II The only PAPER in
the world that combines the choicest
literature and the finest art illustra-
tionS W tn the latest fsshiot and meth
OILS Of housrhold a'iOrnment. Its week
Iy illustrations and descriptions of the
Lewe.t Paris end New York style.
with i,s useful pnt'ern-+heet supple
nents ana cut patterns, by enabling IL
dies TO be their own dreesn ahers, save
many times the cost Of Subscription.
it, papers on co0~iu- the manage
rncnt Of servants. aud housekeeping
in lis various details are 'mintntil
practical. Much attention is given 70
he interesting topic Of social etiquette.
ana its iilu. tratoms OF art needie-Worh
arc acknowledged to be unequalied.
Its literary merit is Of the highest ex-
cellenee, ana the uniq ic character Of
it. humorous pictures has won ior IL
the name Of the Aa.erican Punch.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
NEWS and SENTIMENT.
{Fron Colored ExchanGes)

Chattanooga has deaf and dumb color
ed boy who is fine guitar player.
Two deck hands of he steamer Georgi.
fell overheard at PllatkA, Florid., ami
Were drowned.
hIr. EJgene Sinclair. whom the Presi
dent brongLt to the Capitol as attendant
and couiidentitI messenger. was reared il
the Cleveland family at Buffalo. is about
80 years of age, aud though light enough
to pass for white, he is proud OF the race
with which lie il Identified. lie has tue
fail conf lence aud esteem Of the President
and his family. Peoples Advocate.
Evan svlle, Iud., went Democratic with a
fnll sweep. Five hundred coloreG men
voted tie Democratic ticket. They did 90
to right an alleged grievance. Indianapo-
lis World.
The boy one year old when Abraham
lincoln pronounced the fr. edom of the
American slaves is now % years old They
are removed generation Il from the scenes
Of bondage aud are almost out OF the trans
it movement from sllyery TO unqaestioned
freedom. Much better homes greet and
keep them much better environments sur
round them; much better teachers teach
them; better hopes inspire them; batter
Purposes ectaate them; better moral, ener-
gizs them, better conceptions Of Christian
ity guide them. Recorder.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

Scorrssoso is looking forward to q
shaking up BY Sam Jones in July or
August. The great evangelist proba-
bly, selected the hot sultry days Of that
season as most fitted to move its hard
hearted sinners, calling to their minds
most forcibly some idea of the tenn
perature of the place from which he
would save them.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
Tuskegee. Ala, April "a. 1856.

The ADVERTISER editorialiv makes
the following sensible comment on
Prof. Washington letter
The letter has justice on its side in what
it asks. The laws of Alabama passed in
obedience to the public sentiment among
the white people. provide that railroads
Shall furnish separate accommodations for
the two races, and intend that regro sho!i
have Just as good treatment for the same
mouey as a white man. There is no diff r.
euce Of opinion on this point a.nong peo-
pie who recognize the simplest dictates OF
Justice. Pot Washington expresses III
entire willingness. 70 be patient IL reaching
the end desired, but ut the same time the
railroads need not compel the colored pas
sepger to wait forever for an exclusive first
Class apartment for tirst class pay. We
commend the letter to rai.road ,fl 5lais.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

ILLINOIS Democrats are blue over
the Senatorial aspect. The thirty
fourth Disti ict election resulted il
the success Of Wheaver the Republi.
can candidate giving the Republican,
lO2 votes on Joint ballot . clear ma
iority. Gen. Logan now feels conf
dent Of his 70 electioa.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

In his sunrise sermon at Chattan-
oogs Tuesday Rev. Sam Jones warm
ed his hearers that they had better
give less attention to the "great
problem of what is to become of the
colored race" and more to whist is to
become Of my children"
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

GEN. Grant still "holds the fort"
against bis disease and his doctors,
and at the same time makes progress
on his book.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

North, and expect to remain here. Ny
faith is that the inf lences which Al, going
to perm .nently right snch wrongs are 60
ing to come from within the Solth and
from the Southera people National legis-
lation ard other ontsi1e attempts fail
l appreciate the fact customs that were
years in forming cannot be blotted out in q
day, ans! I am willirg TO exercise a wise
patience, but on this subject I believe that
Southern public opinion is ripe for the
riebtipg of this wrong. r.
Regardless of the opinions of wild tbec-
rists, the Negro and the white man are to
reL.ain ia the South side by side. Under
God believe We can do so without the
Jars in our business relations We can he
as separate as the fingers, yet one as tie
hand for maiE tanning the right.
Il. T. WASHINGTON.
Tuskegee, Ala, April "a, 1856.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

BY a recent storm.
n the Picisens county Probate
Curt TO mortgages have heen fled
siucs jan. /.
A Nashville man viii build new
cotton seed oil mill IN Mobile during
tie coming season
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

IT is said that q Chattanooga man
proposes to FIRE of a pamphlet at Rev.
Sam Jones. Is he "hit dog"
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
SATURDAY. MAY 9th. 1855

WAE seems to be postponed in Eu.
rope for the present.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

The Volumes Of the BAzAR begin Will
The first Number for Jahua'y or eaci
wear. When no tine is mentioned /
wii. be understood that The srhacribei
wishes TO commence with the Number
next after tie receipt # 0r'lei.
Tie last Five Ainnal Volumes of
IARpERs BtzAR i'll neat cloth binding
" i'll be sent by mai, postage paid, ol
by express, free oi eXp'hsa (proyi lei
the freight does net exceed one dolia'
per volume, tor n! per volume.
Cloth cases FOR each volume, -siita-
bic for binding. viii be sent By mail
postpaid, oil retrip5 VI $l e>ch.
Kem;tauces should be made by Pos
ORire Money Order OF Draft, to avoi'
chances y. JOSS
Newspapers srt not f0 c3by his adzcT1t5enfh
z0.ht0ut A5e ctorySs o11!tr Of HARPER q BEor
Address
HARPER q BROTHERS. !. y.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

ALTHOUGH slow the appointment
mills grind exceeding sure.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

REa1srER Bruce hiss rendered his
resiguation. it is said by request.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
STATE NEWS.

Selma wlnts q park.
Judge Bruce is holding court ID
Montgomery.
Hsss ara lyiu. Of cholera around
B.ewton.
The II iscle Shoals force has been
reduced to 100 hands.
Tie Shelby Iron Company have
on hand 7,O10 tons Of pi5 iron.
The crop prospect over the State is
reported to be unusually promising.
Summerfeld was greatly torn up
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
lEARPER'5 Il PERI0 JICAL>> )
Per Year.

HARPER'5 BAZAR..................$4. .0C
HARPER'S MAGAZI E..... ...... &c
HARPER'S WNEK' Y............... 400
HARPER'S YOUNG people,. 2.CC
iiAtPER'S FRANKLIN SQUARE
LIBRARY, Tear (53 Nos.)......l0.0t
POSTAGE tire to ali su5srjIbeJS IN The CHilDe
StailS or Canada.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

J. D. BE1r;, Sec'iy.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09
MASONIC.

ALABAMA Mn7t Worshipfnl Soy
erejga Grand L sdge A T. & a. N
sf Next Animal Grand Comnnni''a>
ton viii convene Ut Mobile jun 2l,,. 1855
GEO W. BRAxDALL Tall ltdegi.
Grand Master.
Huntsville gazette., 1885-05-09

CEAs. HENDLEY, Huntsville,
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-11-24
EXPERIMENTAL SCIENCE.
Medical Authorities Whose Notions Differ
Widely.

Prof. German See is one of the burn
ing and shining lights in the armament
of French medical science. He has
devoted much talent to the subject of
contagious phthisis. OF the three
stages of consumption. he lays down,
the first can be cured the second also.
if not too far advanced. but the third
stage is mortal. He has Just treated
the subject of obesity. and if he turns
out to be right there is not a fat man
but will subscribe to his statue. All
remedies up 10 the present, though dia-
metrically opposed, have been attended
with more or less of success. Physical
exercise. early rising, spare diet, and
as little as possible of fluids were the
basis of the perfect cures. If some
David Lamberts grew small by degrees.
others became stouter. On the prin-
ciple of like cures ike, Ebstein pre-
scribed doses of fat. The system has
many admirers in Germany. and Bis
marck's first reduction is due to the
process. 1t was DIR. Schwenninger
cured him of sleeplessness. Others
swear the Chancellor became himself
again. owing to his having set all the
nations of Europe by the ears and by
his Irritation with Jules Ferry. landed
France in the mud of Tonkin to the
chin. Pliny recommended fat men to
abstain from all liquids, even to a de-
gree of personal suffering. while DIR.
Oetel of Munich laid down fat men
could only be happy when shrivelled
up like a mummy or becoming as dry
as a chip. Sidney Smith alleged his
return to leanness was due to his
curates having been extracted from
him. Prof. Sees advice to sixteen and
twenty-stone men is Eat moderately;
drink abundantly, especially warm
liquids, such as tea, when Richard shall
become himself again. The warm So
lutions cause the fatty elements of the
food to ..mote on" from the stomach.
The laughing of the little dog at the
sight Of the COW jumping over the
moon will be nothing compared to the
joy of fat men at the discovery of this
philosophers stone. A scientist of an
other order draws attention to the cir
cumstance that since dogs have ceased
to be employed for turning roasting
Jacks, hydrophobia has largely in
creased. He ought to call on Pasteur.
Boston Record.