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Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12
LEGAL NOTICES.
Notice for Publication.
mo. 2OoI.

No. 2O9l.l
LAND OFFICE AT SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH,l
october 5, 1885.
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
~ following-named settler has filed notice of
his intention to make final proof in support of
his claim, and that said proof will be made be-
fore the Register or Receiver, at Salt Lake
City, Utah, on Saturday, December 5, 1885, viz:
Frederik Sorenson, Homestead Entry. No.
1888, for Lots l aud 2. section 10, township 8
south, range east, $. L. N.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residence upon, and cultivation
of, said land, viz: Jens Jensen, Soren
Christensen, William Jensen and Peter Jensen,
all of Draperyille, Salt Lake county, Utah.
II. McMASTER. Register.
II. l.. HOWARD, Atty for Applicant.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12
Notice to Creditors.
Estate of JAMES b. GIBSON. deceased.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN BY THE UN-
~ dersigned administrators of the estate of
and all persons having claims against the said
deceased, to exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers, within ten months after the first
publication of this notice. to the said admins
tratrix, at Salt Lake City, Utah, in the County
of Salt Lake.
ELIZA C. CROUCH.
Administrators of the Estate of James b. Glib
son, deceased.
Dated at Salt Lake City, october 8, 1885.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

A Frenchman says that American girls
have large feet. 1t is curious that he
should have confined his observations to
ChicapO
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

The Anti-Bribery Society of New DER
sey is prosecuting several Republican
politicians for funny business ut pri-
mary,
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

Mr., BANCROFT, the historian, having
just celebrated his eighty-iilth birthday,
will now work little more ON that inter
minable history.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

Mrs, Hicks, n young Virginian, has
husband in the Penitentiary, and
deliberately turned house-breakor TO get
five years sentence to the same prison,
that she might be near him.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

Imported English cheese is first made
in this country, shipped to England and
then sent back The voyage improves
the flavor.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

Ir is now predicted by an architect that
the Washington monument will not stand
more than seventy-five years. Its great
weight will crush the foundation, and it
will fall. All we ask is that il shall last
as long as il was under construction.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

n The only line to take for Des Moines, Mar
Acago. milwaukee, and all points East To the
iNpeople OF Nebraska, Colorado, Wyoming, Utah.
fdaho, Nevada, Oregon, Washington and Cali
1iornias II offers superior advantages not posi-
die by any other line.
=. Among few OF the numerous points of su.
-1Perior1ty enjoyed by the patrons OF this road
4 between Omaha and Chicago are its two trains
day OF DAY COACHES, which are the finest
PALACE SLEEPING CARS which are models
81 comfort and elegance; its PARLOR DRAW
ING ROOM CARS, unsurpassed by any; aud its
widely celebrated PALAfIAL DINING CARS,
the equal OF which can not be found elsewhere,
% At Council Bluffs the trains of the Union Pa
eihc ky, connect in Union Depot with those OF
the trainsof this line make close connection
- with those OF all Eastern lines.
For Detroit, Columbus, indianapolis, Cincin
n nntt, Niagara Falls, Buffalo, PittSburg, Toronto
'Montreal, Boston, New York, Philadelphia
baltimore, Washington, and all points In the
East, ask the ticket agent for tickets via the
Northwestern"
oa II you Wish the best accommodations. Al
Ticket agents sell tickets via this line.
M M. HudHITT, II. 5, HAIR,
Genl Manager, Genl Pass, Agent
~ CHICAGO.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12

DR. Keith was summoned from Eng
land recently to perform a surgical opera
ton in this country, The Lancet says
it is the first incident of the kind since
1776.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12
pullman Buffet
Sleeping Cars!
On all Through Passenger Trains.

60 The Only Line from Salt Lake City run.
lining sleeping Cars Free for the use Of
passengers holding Second-class and Emigrant
Tickets.
The Atlantic Express.
Leaves Ogden daily at $50 a: m; Leaves Salt
Lake City daily at 1855 a. m. Direct connection
lis made at Pueblo and Denver for Omaha, Kan
|sas City, and all points East.
The Pacific Express.
Arrives at Salt Lake City from the East at 100
D. M, and leaves for Ogden at $40 p. m, making
with the Central Pacific for the West
Local Trains.
Leave Salt Lake City as follows:
For Bingham and Alta at 7:25 a. m.
For Ogden at BIO p. m.
Arrive at Salt Lake City:
From Bingham and Alta at Ais p. m.
From Ogden at 1850 q. IN.
Tickets for all points East and West can be
purchased at the Depot Office and City Ticket
Once, White House corner, Salt Lake City.
S. w. ECCLES,
|, G. p. & I. Agt.
Inv. II. BANCROFT, Receiver.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-10-12
Sanpete Valley RaiIW'y

Trains leave daily as follows;
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
Tms REconD on ms F.Ins

The superiority OF Wells. Richardson &
Co.'S Improved Butter Color over all 9th.
ers made, Is sesln demonstrated by IL
record st the Autgmnsl Fairs. The test
OF practical use IL what tells the story,
and the great value Of the premiums given
by the Agricultural Pairs, lies In the fact,
that The judges In these cases are regular
farmers. ~ho know what their needs are
and WHIT will supply them Wells. Rich.
ardson 4 Co.'S Improved Butter Color,
which has taken frst premium a. ell fairs
where exhibited, IL Pot up in Q vegetable
oil so prepared that II cannot become ran.
cid, most important property, the lack
OF which IL fatal 10 90 many OF the Butter.
Colors offered for sale. Ia does not color
the butter.milkI IL imparts Q bright nstu-
raj color, which h unsttsined BY many
others; and being the strongest Il the
cheapest Color In the market.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
RnOLING TWO CITIES.

Mr.. Frank J. Smith. who keeps q
erocsery store in Biddeford, is the big
ges, practical joker in the two cities The
latest Of Mt Smiths jokes Was a perfect
success. lie wrote up q very exhaustive
article on cheap cigars, and hired half q
column in the Journal for its insertion.
The article contained a prominen, men,
ton Of new brand Of cigars called the
Cleveland Boomer" and advertised that
whoever should buy one Of the cigars be-
tween the hours OF . and 4 O'Clock nex,
day would receive in return either a
mous,sehe cup or . puff box. Az .
o'clock on the morning Of April lsi. q
score Of men and women crowded into
the store each ben, on investing five cents
in q Cleveland Boomer" Mr. Smith
was no, there; he had gone on, . few
minutes before to remain the res, Of the
day and had left his clerk In charge.
From o O'Clock until 4 in the afternoon
more than four hundred people entered
and left the erockery store. There were
men, women and children. and each one
called for . Cleveland Boomer" They
wen, over from sseo in droves, and the
operatives in the mills dubbed together
and sen, messengers on, to get the promis-
ed cigars and their accompanying nous.
,ache cups or puff boxes. The clerk had
been well trained, OF course, and told the
patrons that !, Was the work Of the wick
ed newspaper man and that there vas no
such cigar made a. the "Cleveland Boom
er." But Mr.. Smith had his little joke,
and sold huge quantities Of eigsn to men
Who were ashamed to leave the store with.
GU, making . purchass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
ELIZABETH ZANE.
NJ Jons ADAMS.

rhi. dsunsle-- pioneer maiden. name
l. tns Tited In sold on the scroll Of fame.
she wa- tho iassie sho ines no sar
when the iomAhs-k CLEANED on the IA Iron
tier
n dee.i. Of daring shoald yin rcnown,
Let ~ honor this dam-sl % wheeling tovnt
Who brsvcd the savage With deep di.iain,-
bright eyci. batOin, klifAbeth Zane.
'r-ss more than = handrcsi years ago.
They we're close bcset ~ The dnsky 10
They hal spent OF powder their scanty store.
And ~bo the gauntlet should run Cor moref
>hs sprAng "a the portal and shouicif -
IT'S better siri than man shouli lie
Ny lOss would b. bat the Tarrison's Eaia.
Jnhar The gAtsi- ssid Elizabeth Iano.
The powder -. sixty ysris a-ay.
Aruand her the fpomen IN amuash lay.
A. ne darts.i from shelter they rsfei 9TH
men wildly shouted a sluA-i a sgus-'-
~. net hsf ssrryei "a the len OF fishi,
~Qsle1 open TIE dcori- .h- cfisd. smaia.
"fof a hope fofiorn' 'fis kiifsoeth me
W time had shs 20 -svcf OF ~aiI
nAck she must g. ere u b. too late
~. sastsh.i nom "a. table 10 cloth In hasts
And knotis.i u denly aboat her -alsi,
Ihsn nlicd IL 9Th powder never, seen,
uai - s'ier 81 lovely . magazine,
Thea. srofuiug The bullets, = deadly rain,
Like q startled a-n. nsd klltabeth Zane.
sue gained the firs 9Th her precious freight.
strong b tnis fAsisuei the naken gate
nraxs meas eyes werv suT1ss-i nth tears
that ha.i thsft ben Strangers for many yesfs
Irom Mn lock rifcs aFsin there speii
asainsf the "a alklug r,sisk = storm OF lsais
AMI tno saT uuup suuuIisTi that lay in VAIN
Thsnss % the deed 90 EllrAbcih Zane
Taik GOT o M 81 Pau Revere.
4 man on hofssnaCk. ~itn usuFhi - teAfs
Nnf n oil John Barns. sith HI pcll cfoSncd
hat
ll~d an army 10 hack him. so that ofthNf
usfes - the hrrnlne. plnmp ani hrosn,
" ho ran be sAuutirt In Nheeiing tusnl
Usfss L. . record slthuut q staln,-
ueAntlfll, butom. HllfAb.th Zane.
So Nicholas - Juiy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
FOR the Democrat
LITTLE SPRING OF WATER
MT A. uirHA rLunrEH.


posn beside The sr.y old ocean. where i''
solemn sufxe< roll.
And the white caps to-- their frinE,s white ss
new wa.hesi fakes 81 uooi.
IN the sunlight, sparkling. glistening on the
hsr,i paved pebDly shore
struwn with weeds. and broken sea shells
scattered IN confusion DER.
Bubbled clear a spring OF water. fre-h snd pure
a. it, feet.
silver sho.i, troi only wool. paths lined and
hemmei With blossoms sweet
Tho nos Of the ses At CHEST tile up tie beach
crceps on and on,
TN IN is embrace lies the rocky stream and
the little spring IL gone.
asksd. a. gsIcd ON The shsdovles. vsste,
wOuld our hearts be- a. strong aud brave
ifpsln could a. easily b nom them erased ss
the prints on the sands ofeach ~svef
I wsite-i long uli ebb ~ tide sni the seA hal
unlOo-sd IL bold,
Then found In IT. settling Of sand, the spring,
like the rarcst gem u shone,
or llke the face Of saint that hal passed.
through some ordeal frey lone.
Llks the little spring - hoss purenc-s remains
Unchanged by the breckish so.
May every soul mlnrie with The world yete
OF ~ faint be free.
Lives are by pillows ~ sin enguiphed. how
pitiless onward they Toll.
Yet crystal pure a. the founts ~ the blesi.
tolls love C'er kcepeth the soul.
Then thupder, break. on yon rock bound shore,
thou q sermon art o ssa.
And ron spring Of water the text hat taught
such beautiful Lesson 10 me.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
THE HoMEMAKERs' COLUMN.
uxrrxxs FROM ooRRksroSpKSrs.

LKrrxRs IRON ooRRksrOSpxSrs.
As I have read the Homemskers' Column
week amer week. have thoaght perhsps
some might like W know my way of mat
Ing some old.fAshioned piles. They have
the merit OF being cheap and, We thlnk'
quite good for change.
Streef APPLE re Put q crust on plate
A. for castsrd pie, CRATE OF average
sired sweet apples, pat In milk enough 80
the mixture viii nll the ple-plAts, sweetsn
and favor With nutmeg. bake well.
Biusberry Cssfani Pie One cup dried
hlueberr,es. piut thin cream, swceten n
the taste and bake a. above.
what has become OF all the people that
used 10 talk 10 Ne through The Homemsk-
ers' Column where Il Honor, Betsey
Tro,wood. and lots OF o,hersi Aunt Gin-
ger and A. \. are faithful and few others,
bot surely there are some Who might give
as word. This IL only 10 ask for these
long iost cousins aud sunts, but In few
days I wih send some suggestions for pic
bics n tina, Il thought 10 come under this
department HE
Preparation fOr picnics Is usually made
by the hoasekeeper OF homemaksr. 30
you see. "Bee." We shall be glad Of your
hints. We should also be glad to hear
from the others mentioned.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

Ths Nanchssicr CUaRpIAS. June = ia, says
Al one of tnc
~Wludoss'
IooEing on the woodland wsysi with
einmn. of rhodo,is udroms and great masses
al Nav blossoms There was an In
tsresting groop
n included Que Who had been Cotton
spluusr." BAT was p0s 80
Parsly1cdi
Tlat b. coal5 only bear 10 Ne 10 q re-
ciining position.
This rsfers 10 my case.
Iwss Attacked twelve years ago with
"I.ocomotsr Atsxy'
A paraiy,ic di.sNss q usfvs abr rarely ever
CURED
AMI w.s Cor several years barely able 70
est about. and Cor the last Five years not
abe o. attend n nv BUSINESS. although
Many things have cesn done for me.
Ihs lssf etpcriment being Nerve stretching
To ycars 49, I ~ss xoisd Into Ne
home Or incuraoissi Near nAnehes'er' "a
shaps ~ raisat- Mesiicine.p
40 uais many obieCtions 10 my dear y ~ I
constant arEing b ny hop Buffers. bat nnAii,
o. Tsaci1 her
hsf noi quite nni.hr,l tn nr.i bottle vhen
/ frIf = charge NE over me thls Nas Naiof
iar. November ti On sunday morning tell
- strung said % my room companions, =
uas surg l could
"Nakf
- sIartsI acruss he rouT and naCk
NarllV mes hos % contain myself "a.
an over ~ house. am saininf strcnst IN eAet
faV. ani can ual9 Quite safe Without any
silica
90 ruprnrt
an fl.s ~ ny o~n hruse. snd hcI-e ~con
O. o. able o. earn mY ON living AEain. naNe
1reu = msntrr ~ ne Manchester
tgoyal iNChsnEs"
Dor nearly thirty vcar> ani as most bear
fIV congratulated On giving into ne rtrom On
T.ar-iay AS. ven rratslaliy yours.
Iuuk uLACNnraN
NkNCursrNn .Fnr' Dec a. is,l
Iso years alter ana TerfrCty eel.
a. Norr genuine without q bunch ~ green
Hop on trs ~tit. lsi-el ~hun Al ths VIE
r-.lsonuus sur 9Th Hop or HOPS In theif
name.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
DOWN on MECHANICS

/. obtioa. that DE-. Holmes dislises
nickname. o. diminu,ive', and his dis
like !. shared by many people Of the
pr,.en, day 10 the las, Portfolio he
says;
Here i. an extrAe; from the letter Of
= young lady who. having received ., her
birth iheevef.pleaslng name OF Mary, "-
NJ 20 have herself called Mollie IN the
ea,slosus and in her letter.. The old
postmaster Of the iosn % which her let
Ter va. directed looked a, the stamp and
rad on the envelope the direction NJ !.
Lulu Pinro-.' Ile broagh, the stamp
do-n With vicious emphasis. coming
very near blouing out the nur.ery name.
instead Of esnoeling the postage stamp.
'Iula g he exclaimed; | should like TO
know II ,ha, greA, s,rsPPlns girl ). not
out Of her cradle yet. - Why
grown young woman allosed hers II TO
be eheapened in the way % many OF them
DO by The use Of names which become
them a. well q. the frocks Of ,en-yesr-
old school sirl would become q graduate
Of the Comma Institute, the old post
master eoalda', guess"
Then the doctor goes of 10 attack the
Franks" and other names o. her sierner
ser. saying
"S.noe even grave stones use the
name. belonging 20 infancy and child
hood. ehurehysri. fal. Of riddles are be-
queslhed 10 prosperity"
II people would only bssiow the proper
construction upon their children, u would
no, BE- quite % bad. but how often are
Ne surprised a, the roeiP, Of Wedding
card. or the announcement Of death Of
one whom We are accustomed 10 speak
Of q. Lulu. Lilly. Ellie. Minnie. and the
ike and then discover. TO our utter as
constituent. the real bsp,ismsl name to
have been Dofoiha. Abigail. OF Eliza
Am. The present generation u young
mothers have taken a step IN the night
direction by Insisting ,hA, their ehIldiea
shall be given the proper name from 10.
fancy. fr,quenily correcting a thought
less fre a ~ho prevents Il. The ten.
d.ney. too. 70 write !; on, Ia fall uPoa
the visiting card and el.ewhere rather
assists IN corr ,e,ing the blaaders Of .
former period. when. perhaps. les. thought
was bes,osed uPoa such tang,
In tact, whea oae comes TO thlak OF
il. the world grow, wiser and more 'sn'i.
Die every day. There are no; one'hsf
Of the .hAms nov sPParen, thu, we're 80
paien, twenty 6se years ago 90 judge
from book. Thaekeray wouldn't have
made all smart somen 50 bad 90 HI.
good one. 80 lilly II he had been All lag
to-day. And .. for Lord Chesterhsld-
bah he would be consigned TO the
shade. With bis false sentiments. The
further you go back into the past TO con-
trsa with the presen, time, the more
eieditable does the nineieen,h century
appear
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
SHOOTING AT A PIPE.

Son after the boat lsfi Nicksbufg a
Young man Ia sssll sal, bioash, GA, .
f.s.rl handed revolver and began shoot
~ a. Aoaiing object. on the bosom Of
,hs nj shiy Mi.sis.ppi. Ills objec, SEEM
"a ~ te % show OF. and .. knot Of
pas, niger, began 70 applaud BIZ shots. he
grew ~hs, Nigh, be called iriumphsu,ly
reckless The steamer presently over.
took = IA, boa, loaded with hoop. polss.
bound fof The New Orleans msibsi The
.i,snsmsn ~saiing bfosd.bnmsd bat
aud rcd shut. ~ss very Piominen, ts-
ure
"Tve seen the day" remarked pas
ssnger. "thsi could pa, bulle, through
TIA, chap. b., and no, harm a hair Of
ti. head"
II can DO j, myself" replied the
shooter.
II doabi IL. sir; doub, !, very much.
II you make that .ho, you can cali your
.sli the champion Of the world.
What Did the lido, do bu, haul of aud
pop away, We ss~ the man. hand 40
Up TO biz ear. aud IL wasn't half q minute
bsfoTe bis place vas taken by second
man and be va. pulling of fof " in his
small tOat. lie Vas soon alongside. and
not . man Of us moved e. he rushed up
stairs With . bowie Knife as long a. the
leg Of = chair in bis mad nigh, hand
The shooter VAS ~hiler than chalk. bu,
hl. sang froid vas the genuine article.
Before the man With the bleeding ear
had come within ten feet Of him be bad
ESQ bill out Of hi. wallet and. taking
. step forward. he held il out aud said ;
"Souy 10 have troubled you. my dear
sir. Intended TO leave !, for you a, the
mex; landing. shot 20 break the pipe
in your moutL. bu, hi, your ear. This
s my regular pnce when make such
blunder."
Red shirt hesitsied-,ook the bill
scanned the figures on the eorners-slow.
~ put up bis knife. and then turned and
left the steamer without having said one
single word 10 one ofus The nerve and
money Of the dude had prevented ,hs,
wicked knife from tasting life-blood.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

Tue LrScmrSo Spirit IN srRAryoRp.
To nervous, jerky, slAngy, ambitious
American there 10 Q humorous view OF the
excitement Into which the proposition OF
lss2 TO remove the bones OF Shakespeare
threw the good people Of Sxatford. In
asine the mayor rosy, genial man, q
good round belly with Fat capou lined.
who has lived without previous ripple
upon his life. lie IL now prepared for The
most dire aud Jscoblu OF thoughts. lie
addresses the meeting,
knd ! doubt net; thet ware any pair.on
ss.h enen. teu attempt the distsrrbsnce. OF
nc saones % shske.p'fAkRi-tbet palrson
sIrdofr. we'd be qaick ~ quAinchef. In behsu.
tsfnl strrcam v1ch nosvs 90 pesoefuliy psw-t
The paoets tsvmbi
AZ me beloved orator closes with this
poft<nsioos menace. . beam OF the broad
est philanthropy returns 70 his couuts.
nsace' ana Q disasrssabls task IL we'll
ovef.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
Naa-lse>ideni Taaes,

10 tse town Of ROrbary In NJ CosnN o.
ford. for ne year lei. -, ..f.,,
The following list Of tafes On ftss..'t-sy.
Of nspn-resldent owners In the tosn % u
for he wear lsss, IN bills e0mmiued " a., "A
yulf Ia A IA. h~., rvturuad b. hin - ne A. I.
naming unpaid 90 the Dth dsy o. Apnt -
his etrtlhcsts Of thai date, and nos H~ ...t
pad and notice u hereby stee u.s. 49,. - ~
tAxes, Interest snd charEcs arr not - 100.
TreAssry ofths sali town within eishtetn 49,.
from the date Of the oommtment ~ s,sisrt
80 much Of ne real estate - Jared - -. i,tsr.
10 par the amount due thereiof, ~. - ID
eat and charges, slil, without lufths. -. ..N
cold AZ Public Auction, 80 NE Poet oles - -
Tosr on the alst day Of January 49, -
n.rlnl A M alfnInDon.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

scrofuls. salt rheum. plmpie-, boil. and
all humOrs will thrive on the Impure mat
ter In your system II you neglect % re-
move No. This i the time when your
whole body l. susceptible 10 the enllven-
log Influences Of Br0eH's SIrsdpdrilla
The blood, stomach. Kidneys aud liver will
rapidly improve. Remember the name
Bfown's S,rsaparlllA Y0a eau get u At
any drug store
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

Hay FEvKR i have been q great suffer
- from Hay Fever for IS wears, ani have
tried various things without doing any
good. read OF the many wondrous cures
Of Elys Cream Balm and thought would
try once more. In IS minutes after one
application | was wonderfully helped
Two weeks ago I commenced using II sni
now feel entirely cured IL IL the great.
est discovery ever known or heard Of
Duhamel CLARK, farmer. lee, Mass. Price.
80 cents
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

HUGGN0 A DEIrHoS. -" Women.
my boy" aid IN old Peoria parent to
his 500. ARE . delas.On and . snare"
IL, Is queer" murmured the boy,
"hO~ people will hug . delusion. And
While the old man looked funny at him.
the yO9bg.ier hunted up his roller skates
and vent out 10 BE- shared.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

A coantryman slih a Jumping tooth.
ache entered q Boston drug store. We
have various remedies Tor that trouble, ="
the druggist replied We can give yoa
anything you Ike, sir
Well. said the suffering cOuntryman.
" guess you kln give me small bottle OF
Boston faith cure. | hear its knOckin
The spots on eyerythin'."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

A chleago man kl..ed hi. girl 80 cner.
getioally that she has been deaf ever since.
The moral herein would seem b be that q
a man should save bis Asses Tor bis wife.
A. least. this Is the opinion Of a gentleman
shO goes 20 the lodge occasionally. bot
Who never succeeded 10 getting iato The
house without awakening the partner Of
bis l0ys and sorrows
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
N.,s.. p..i,,,.,.s u...

lou are aiiovci ,FEEE rHiAL 20 fuiHtI nAts
% the uss ~ Or Dies tslsbra "a Violate Belt
nth hicctric suspUnsnry Appliance, uf the
sps.riiy relief ant permanent curr ~ Nervous
Ilrbility. ln.- 81 Vitality and Manhood, ani All
klnifcl truuhles. Also. fur many % hcr dis
easss 0umplcf. rcsfufafiun a. health, yixuI
mi manhood xuarantss.i. No RIA l. lncurrsd
Illustrated pamphlet, 18th fuil Information
terms. etc inallssi free - addressing Nultal,
Il~f 20 MarshsI Mich.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

young lady whose very best young
man lived over the way with bis parents,
took a seat BY the window one cloudy
morning.
why DO yoa sit by the window such
= chilly morning, Laufaf' asked her mo.
thsr.
I'm waiting for the 500 n come ou,,
ma she replied
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21
NornIxo M.DE ~ Vars.

We are told that nothing vas male 10
vain but What ean be said Of The fashion
able girl % the periOdi i.nt she maiden
valnf Hoods Sarsaparllls Is male In
Lowell, Mass, where there are more bot
ties OF u sold than Of any other sarsspa.
r.llA or blood pariner. And 10 10 never
taken 10 vain IL parnes The bloOd, and
strengthens the system, and gives ne~
NE and ylgor 10 the entire body. loo
toses al
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1885-07-21

''On The banks Of Bonny Doom
The post slipped and sprslned bis thumb.
Great American Specinc-Ioyful boon
Bro1gh, peace and Joy, where al looked
glum.
" Sold by All dealers.'