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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
For Weak WosseR.

Mrs. LYDIA E. PINKHAh: About the FIRST
OF September, 1881, my wife was taken with
uterine hemorrhage. The best stypt!cs the
physician could prescribe did not check it,
and she got more and more enfeebled. She
was troubled with Prolapsus Uter, Leucor-
rhea, numbness of the limbs, sickness of the
stomach, and loss of appetite. 1 purchased
trial bottle of your Vegetable Compound.
She said she could GiScover sdltdd7y effect
from the first dose. Now she is comparatively
free from the Prolapsus, stomach e sickness,
&c. The hemorrhage is very much better,
md is less at the regular periods. Her APP
petite is restored, and her general health
and strength are much improved We feel
that we have been tCondeiJIi IN benefited, and
Pur hearts are drawn out in gratitude for the
Same and in sympathy for other sufferers,
for whose sakes we allow our names to be
used" G. w. EATON, Thurston, N. Y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
1nnDOrtant.

When you visit or leave New York city
save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire,
and stop at the Grand Union Hotel,
opposite Grand Central Depot; 600 elegant
rooms fitted up at a cost Of one million
dollars, reduced to 81 and upwards per
day. European plan. Elevator. Restau-
rant supplied with the best Horse cabs,
stage, and elevated railroad to all depots
Families can live better for less money at
the Grand Union than at an frst-class
hotel in the city.
THE fat of chickens is said by cake
maker Of great experience to be supe-
rior to the finest butter for making the
most delicate cake. If the fat Of boiled
chickens is to be used, cook them with
out salt, and there will not be the
slightest flavor of fowl.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
The Old Reliable.

There are many good and well-managed
railroads in the country, and among the
very best is the Chicago & Alton. The
equipments of this road are second to none
in the world, and for comfort, convenience,
safety, and good time it ranks among the
best. Courtesy and attention of it's en-
ployes, the great desideratum to the travei-
ing public, is marked feature in it's man
agement. This fact is very frequently
commented upon with pleasure by people
who have occasion to patronize the Chicago
Alton. Two trains day each way run
from Chicago to st. Louis and Kansas City,
and no change of cars is required to make
the trip in either direction. II you are
going South or West, do not forget the
Chicago & Alton Railroad. A ride over it
will do you good.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
Human Endurance,

1t is an acknowledged fact that
man possesses the power of endur-
ance to a greater degree than any
OF the lower animals. Professional
pedestrians have been known to
walk an average of one hundred
miles per day for six consecutive
days, which would be wonderful
accomplishment for horse, and
surpass all the known records of
that useful animal. Of course a
man possessing the power of en-
durance to it's fullest extent must
be IN perfect health. One who is
troubled with weak urinary and
digestive organs, whose pulse is
irregular, whose heart pa]pitates,
and who feels a sense of burden
some fatigue after the least exer-
ton, would be very unwise to COM
pete in a pedestrian contest.
Should you suffer from a want of
endurance, you can regain robust
health and strength by using DR..
Cuysott's Yellow Dock
and SarsapariIIa. This rem
edy has saved thousands of weak,
nervous, debilitated, rickety head
aching mortals to lives of useful
ness and the full enjoyment of per-
feet health. It removes all blood
impurities, aches, pains, sores.
pimples, etc., and assists nature in
controlling and supporting an
harmonious routine Of bodily func-
tions, SO essential to every ones
physical welfare.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
AFTER A STORM -ON TIE FISHING
BANKS.

Q widows and orphans in Manchester town,
As We look on the ships in the bay,
Never the white sailed ships will come
In the flush of the dying day;
Never the signal lights will burn
Far out on the treacherous sea,
To flash a tender word of love
To the land that is far alec
Never the sea as he leaps aloft
Will tighten the home bound ships,
Or melt the frozen kisses that lie
On the pale and waiting lips.
widows and orphans of Gloucester town,
Q We maidens so sad and fair,
The sea weed glides above your dead
And tangles their drifting hair.
treacherous banks! o cruel seal
Where are the uncoffined dead,
Brave hearts and strong that persisted there
In the dangerous quest for bread?
1e give not up to the widows wall,
To the orphans sobs of pain,
To the fearful maiden's outstretched arms
The heroes you have slain.
Inland Monthly
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
"Lnugh and Grow Fat"

Is a precept easily preached, but not SO
easy to practice. If a person has no appe-
tite, but a distressing nausea, sick-head
ache, dyspepsia, boils, or any other i'll re-
sulting from inaction of the bowels, it is
impossible to get up such laugh as will
produce aldermanic corpulence. In order
to laugh satisfactorily you must be well,
and to be well you must have your bowels
In good order. You can do this and laugh
heartily with DR.. Pierces pleasant Purga-
tive Pellets, the little regulators OF the
liver and bowels and best promoters OF
tollity
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
Prosecute the swindlers

Ii when you call for Hop Bitters (see
green cluster OF Hops on the white Label
the druggist hands out any stuff called G. D.
Warmers German Hop Bitters or with
other Hop" name, refuse it and shun
That druggist as you would viper; and If
ne has taken your money for the stuff.
indict him for the fraud, and sue him for
damages for the swindle, and we will re-.
ward you literally for the conviction.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
"shoot Polly as She Flies"

The argus-eyed proof-reader, however
knew the quotation intended and changed
1T to read: "Shoot Folly as she flies. Pope.
VI course it was an error, yet how many
are daily committing much graver errors
by allowing the first symptoms of consump-
tlon to go unheeded. II afflicted with loss
o. appetite, chilly sensations, or hacking
cough, it is suicidal to delay single mo-
ment the use of DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
teal Discovery, '-the great and only relia-
BILE remedy yet known for this terribly fatal
malady. Send two letter stamps for DR..
Plerce's complete treatise on this disease.
address AZ Worlds Dispensary Medical Asso-
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

"BEEsoN's AROMATIC Alum Sulphur Soap
is indispensable in treating Skin Diseases,
Baby Humors, Prickly Heat, Rashes. Sun
burn, Rough, Chapped, or Greasy Hands,
Sore Lips, and all Skin ,Blemishes; it's ex-
elusive use will retain beautiful, smooth.
and soft complexion. Csc, of Druggists,
or by mail of VIM. Dreydoppel, PhiladeI-
phia Pa.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
Mr.. BozEEN was troubled by {

Mr.. BozEEN was troubled by cat
on a neighboring roof and one night he
jumped out of bed and, picking up a
pistol, started for the scene of action,
waking his wife by his movements.
whats the matter?" she inquired.
Cats" he answered, briefly. What
have you got in your hand?" "Gun, "
he replied, savagely. go, dear, take
care; take care" "Care, thunder
What do l want to take care for ~
Care will kill a cat, darling" she
whispered, and lodged under the COW
er.-Merchant Traveller.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
81 Have Suffered

With every disease imaginable for the last.
three years. Our
Druggist, T. J. Anderson, recommending
'Hop Bitters" to me,
l used two bottles!
Am entirely cured and heartily recon-.
mend Hop Bitters to every one
j. D. Walker, Buckner, Mo.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
Seen Through Boston Spectacles

[London Letter in Boston Globe.l
Average dressing of English female
foot, poor. Awfully shaped shoes
Flatten out at toe like beavers tail
Hosiery colored. Gray or black.
Never white in the street. Cause,
mud. Stockings inclined to bag OF
run down at heel More ill-ftting
aides dresses seen in one hour in Lon.
aon than in Boston for month
Don't know first how to make clothes
it; secondly, how to wear them. Az
frage Englishwoman seems to crawl
into clothes head first and piles on
down to heels. Average effect-hay,
Fick. Circumference continually ex-
banding all the way down.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
COunterfeiting Proves Superiority

Although counterfeiting is one of the
greatest crimes against the business of any
country, and in many cases
Destructive of health and life!"
ut proves beyond a doubt the
"Superiority''-
OF the article counterfeited:
As no inferior article is Vercounterfeited..
Proof OF this is found in the great num-
Der in
Australia, England, France,
Germany, India, Belgium, Canada and
the Z. S.
OF counterfeits of the great remedy,
"Hop Bitters,'
Whose name and merits are so web
known the world over that it is a
Shining mark and favorite prey
For Counterfeiters !!!V
Beware of all that does not have a green
cluster of hops on the white label.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
The Judge Modified His Sentence

from the Lewiston (Me.) Journal
One OF the keenest things ever said
on the bench is attributed to Judge
Walton. While holding term of the
supreme court at Augusta, he SEN
fenced man to seven years in prison
Tor grave crime. The respondents
counsel asked for an investigation of
the sentence on the ground that the
prisoners health was very poor.
Your Honor" said he, II am sat-
listed that my client cannot live out
half that term, and I beg of you to
change the sentence" "Well, under
those circumstances, said the Judge,
81 will change the sentence. I will
make it for life instead of seven
years" 1t is needless to add that the
respondent chose to abide by the orig
inal sentence, which the Judge per-
mitted him to elect.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
PERRY DAVIS
PAIN-kILLER.

PAIN-kILLER.
WE BEG TO CALL THE ATTENTION OF
THE PUBLIC TO THIS LONG TESTED
AND UNRIVALLED
FAMILY MEDICINE.
The Pain Killer is purely vegetable com
pound, and while it is q most efficient Remedy
Tor Pain, it is q perfectly safe medicine even in
the most unskillful hands.
FOR SUMMER COMPLAINT,
or any other form of Bowel Disease in Children
or Adults, it is almost certain cure, and has
without doubt been more successful in curing the
various Kinds OF cu
than nan any other known remedy, or even the most
sk1Ilful physician. In India, Africa and China,
where tbs dreadful disease is ever more or less
prevalent, the
PA1N-KILLER
Is considered by the natives, as well as by Euro
pean residents, in those climates,
A SURE REMEDY.
AS a Tonic for the Stomach, it is unrivalled,
A rev doses will relieve severe cases of
INDIGESTION,
and it is often perfect cure for
DYSPEPSIA
in its most aggravated FORMS It's tonic and
stimulating properties, arousing the system to
vigorous action, render it a most effectual cure
for
COLDS AND COUGHS,
when used according to directions
For external application it is unsurpassed by
any medical preparation known.
RHEUMATISM
and Neliragic Affections are quickly relieved and
often cured by it. Any soreness in the Muscles
or j oints can be relieved by it's application 1t
cures instantly the most violent
TOOTHACHE.
1t should always be kept near at hand, to be
used in cases of severe
BURNS OR SCALDS.
II applied Immediately, according to directions,
1T Will give instant relief, and prevent blisterng
PRlCRS--25 Cents, SO Cents and $1OO Per Bottle.
RH= Sold by all Druggists. IA
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

A FARMER near Sacramento says
that his crop of asparagus this year
will bring him $12, 900, three-quarters
of which will be profit. He has twelve
acres of it.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

IA MEaBER of the Pioneer Press staff,
troubled for eleven years with obstinate
letter on his hands, has completely cured
it in less than month, by the use Of Coles
Carbolisalve. "-Pioneer Press, st. Paul.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

PURE Cod-Liver Oil made from selected
livers, on the sea-shore, by Caswell, Hazard
d Co., New York. 1t is absolutely pure and
sweet. Patients who have once taken it
prefer it to all others. Physicians have de-
cided it superior to any of the other oils in
market.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

ALIENS IRON Tonic BITTERs strengthens
and fortifies the system against disease.
All genuine bear the signature of j. z. Allen,
Druggist, St. Paul. MINI.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

Delicate diseases radically cured.
Consultation free. Address, Worlds Dis.
bensary Medical Association Buffalo, n. y.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

CHAPPED hands, face, pimples and rough
skin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap,
made by Caswell, Hazard q Co, New York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
Coughs and Colds.

Those who are suffering from Coughs
Colds, Sore Throat, ETC., should try
Browns BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Sold only
i'm bOYac
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

TIE NORTH STAR Lung and Throat Bal
aa-m IL a sure cure for coughs and colds.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
aedy contains no injurious drugs.

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DR.. Isaac
THOMPSON Eye Water. Druggists sell it. 25.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

THE ameer of Afgnanistan's name,
says London Truth, svariously given
in the newspapers as Abdul Rahman.
Abdurrahman, and Abdur Rahman
The two first are right, but Abdul Rah-
man is preferable as translation. In
Arabic, and those other languages
which follow the Arabic in some par
ticulars, certain letters become assimi-
lated with certain other following let.
ters for the sake of euphony. Thus,
Abdul Rahman is pronounced Abdur-
rahman by the Afghans, and in writ
ing it the opp is dropped, and a sign
put over the ''r,' which indicates du-
nlicatiOn
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

He was tame curate in the wild
Jack country of Australia, and he
vas waiting in church to marry a
Ouple of aborigines. Enter one of
,hem, the man, in a hurry and in his
working clothes, with his hands and
face covered with antique dirt.
"Aw'we KUN to be we'd" "You %
responded the curate, aghast. ON
that garb? 1t is improper. Why, you
are downright dirty" "Me dirty :?
Wait till you see her. "-London Truth.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

A FEW drops of oil of cloves on bit
of cotton will relieve toOthache.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

A MAN in Chicago named Knight got
a boil on his nose. When he went
home his wife invited in all the neigh
bors to see her Knight blooming seri
Ous.-GOrhan7 Noun taineer.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
Prosecute the SWindIerslii

If when you call for Hop Bitters (See green
cluster of Hops on the white LABEL the druggist
hands out any stuff called G. D. Warmers Ger4
man Hop Bitters or with other Hop" name,
refuse it and shun that druggist as you would a.
viper; and if he has taken your money for the
stuff, indict him for the fraud and sue kim for
damages for the sWindle, and we will reward you,
literally for the conviction.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20
Out of Tune.

When the tones Of a musical instrument be-
come harsh and discordant, we say it is out of
tune. The same may be said of that far more
wonderful and complicated piece Of mechanism.
the human structure, when it becomes disorder
ed. Not only actual disease, but those far more
common causes, overwork, mental anxiety, and
fast living, may impair it's vigor and activity.
The best remedy for partial collapse Of the
vital energies, from these as from other sources.
Is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which is at the
same time an agreeable and mind cheering cor
dial, and the best possible nvigorantn all cases
or debility. 1t is an incompatible stoma chic
and anti bilious medicine, eradicates fever and
ague, and prevents subsequent attacks. 1t
remedies with certainty and thoreughness
bowel and kidney complaints, dyspepsia, ner-
vousness, rheumatic troubles, neuralgia, and
many other bodily ailments. 1t also counter
acts influences which predispose to disease.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1885-05-20

AHk AZ ATN The most beautiful and finest toned
INK a. tg "a in the world. Lo19 prices easy 21ay-
V3hSkR VI ! nsent. send for catalogue Address
Weaver Organ &; Piano Co., York Pa
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1885-10-02
FOR ALL KINDS OF
J0BPRINTING
CALL ON US.
Bill Heads,
Letter Heads,
Etc, Etc.
Hew Bret Harte Lost $4,000 by a
Bit of Churlish Impoliteness.

When Bret Hart came east in the
first flush of his California fame and
New York aud Boston were bidding
for his work, Chicago undertook to
waylay him and secnre the prize fer
herself To this end dozen rich
and prominent ChIcagoans arranged
for an elaborate dinner with Harte ~
the principal guest. The dinner, in
truth, was given on his account to
induce him to cast his lot in the
Garden City. As an insurer of their
purpose they put under his plate an
accepted check for $4,000. The
hour came and the company, with
one exception-the exception being
the chief guest. The dinner was
delayed, the dishes cooled rnd the
gentlemen warmed with impatience
and vexation. Still they thought
that he would arrive at the last mo7
ment or at least send some word OF
explanation. 1t was nearly 10
O'Clock when they sat down having
dispaired of his presence. To this
day he has never offered any excuse
tor hls staying away. But the rea-
son was, have been told, that Mrs.
Harte had not heeD invited, at which
she took grave oifense, communicat-
ing her temper to her husband, Tho
fact that it was entirely a mans
dinner, where any woman would
have been as much out OF pluce as
in bar>rOOm, seemed not to have
occurred to either OF then.
1t is possible that Rarte may not
have needed any pretext for violat-
ing h formal engagement. lie has
often done the same thing in the east
without breaking silence as to the
cause. Why, it is impossible to de
fine, for be is usually very aniable
and polite, delightful fellow social-
ly. Extreme and objectionable
rudeness on prandial occasions mnst
nc set down as one Of the idiosyncra-
cies OF his genius.
The Chicagoaus who had contrib
uted the $1,000 were naturally
enough, very angry with iiarte for
his gross incivility and kept their
money. No further effort was made
to prevail upon him 10 remain in
the northwest and he continued his
journey east 1t is not known if he
has eyer learned "a bout the $4,000
check; which lie nould surely have
been glad to ret, for, like PInurge,
he ls ever In need Of money. Phila-
delphia Times.
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1885-10-02
A Mothers LOv0-A Practical
illustration OF Hts Power.

A mothers love What a potent thing
il IS 1t will melt the heart Of the most
hardened criminal, when no other infiu-
enCe would be cffectual. No one but
mother knows its full meaning, but every
one can appreciate it if they will. It is
known, though, that it means sleeplesS
nights, care, inconvenience, and, II ne
cessary, want, hardship and death. But
tho subiect has been too elOQuently
treated by the sweetest poets and the
ablest writers to furnish an essay for
these columns. TOO many practical IL
lustrations occur in every day lite for il
to be dwelt upon, so that it is unnecessary
10 speak of the subject further in order
to make the reader understand the full
meaning of what is to follow.
Mrs. Henry S-hualen, of Ashland,
Ky, writes that her daughter has been
cured of deafness which resulted from
chronic catarrh. She tells h5w she had
lost all hope of her daughter her ideal
being cured, and how OverjOyed she is at
the result Alter trying many remedies,
she sayS PERUNA brought a cure, and
that the daughters hearing IS restored.
ShE concludes, by speaking in the most
flattering terms OF PRRUNA. and then de-
scribes in the most lovely manner the
hs~-'ness it has brought her, and reviews
the distress she experienced while her
daughter was afflicted.
DR.. \. r. Ong, Martins Ferry, o.,
writes u have q large trade on your
PRRUxA. Think it is a grand remedy"
Mr.. Robert c. Hannah, TOlcsbor0ugh,
Lewis county, KY, writes: s. write to in
form you of the great benefit I received
BY the use of your medicines, PERUEA
and MANALIN. I had been low spirited
and very sick for about six months with
a bad cough, and my friends thought !
had consumption tried a number OF
patent medicines. and most of the doctors
in the vicinity and we have some as
good as YOU can find in the country,
but they did me no good whatever. Our
merchant, Mr.. Gillespie, insisted upon
me irving your remedies. | did so, but
must say, / had little faith in them al
first; before l had consumed my first
bottle, I noticed q change for the
better, and to-day l am entirely well,
snd as sound a man IS there Is in the
vicinity. credit my cure to your valu-
able remedies, FEEURA and hAEALINr
and recommend them . 81 o. my
friends"
The Bolivar bulletin. [volume] (Bolivar, Hardeman County, Tenn.) 1865-1888, 1885-10-02
Feeding the Horse for Hard Drying.

Feeding the Horse for Hard Drying.
Any one who think. THAI "A horse
having had plenty of rest and a full
feed will naturally he well ftlod fcr
IA Continuous drive, will ind his
mistake when hr has driven ior an
hour or two. For ordinary farm
work or slow draft Of any kind the
practice letarred to Will do, but II
would be m sensible tn eXpea tho
heavy stOne truck, with dry axle, 10
fill the reouiiements of the lioLt
understanding road wagon. strict
adaptability IN the caiq Of the wagon
no matter what the use destguod for,
has only been reached through tho
mechanic aGheriug to rules that cau-
not be safely ignored. The horse at
rest. or on occasional slow work.
can be maHta n d IN very far con-
lition on straw and the cheaper
kinds Of mill feed with, say. one
moderate feed Of oats or corn per
d.y. THIS feed. however. would
,.;i ,a. b,r-a .,.tir..I,, :, H.. 80 =.
'0 s''''''.'' g . ',''' - - o'''s B"'' I''I
/ Ic" h"G'S. he elect ""uid Dc
too much lie what would follow it
the attempt were made to keep Lp
r.a MUIR s,d sooad nt a., anri,,
''"u'' ~ '''''s ''' " >" ~ '"'''a'0'
|. might last tor Fh"rt run. but
would then come to u stop. To se.-