Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-14
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"a, econ BASE B4LLPLAgER gots better
salary than the Governor OF Rhode Island.
Well, he has larger field 10 work m,-Ne1o
York Graphtc.
=. a YOUNG BApY named Rose Budd ia study
ing law IN New Y Ork. If she is anything like
a good many lawyers we know that she Will
pr5bably hlac the deuce AOdTt PretsoPs
'Feektb. aus -'.o .tuf',
CALIFORNIA CHINAMES can board, lodge,
and clOrhe themselves on SOC. per week. ana
each one. has Y, bank accoGnt- II Is the latter
TACT tEat makes en- 'mOst enemles.-Detr0tt
"A aFsLs sThOxE or lFghtning recently
1killed twoymulesiia Georgia. We SHOULD inst
like 70 have been p cunt when that thuGder
bolt got back to Olympus AMI heard II Drag
1B&FftRUtoit Free Press, ga Epe si5r
#EheATtly Ibdorsc the bill to taxold bache-
Tors. 1t should he passed IS an amendment TO
the dog law. We do not think an old bac heor
has any rights that the decent public are
bound to pect.-AUeRs Banner.
A PARTIALLY INTOXICATED MAN fell over
board from boat the other day, and after
being tished out Of the water looked around
and asked: where's my hiatt" The hat was
nowhere TO be seen. 81 guess" said one. ut
must have sunk. :" 81 wonder what made it
sink" the ownsr grumbled. probably be
cause there was brick in it, Erchdnge
ETHELs EXCUSE for being good Ethel used
TO play good deal N the sabbath school
ClhSH. ono DAY Snt nAN tttn very quiet. she
sat up prim and behaved herself 80 nicely that
after the recitation was over the teacher re-
marked; Ethel, my dear, you were very
good little girl to-day" " es'm. | coudn' I
heip being good, l dot tf neck n'-Eji Per-
biHs.
us THE musical critic in? Nv name ia
'lggins. ave just harrived from Hengland,
and am about To sing ERE. / WOuld like to
ave you mention IN your notice my chest
nates--n Here the umpire of the concert
IL
nuts! on. You want to gee the funny man
over in the dark corner there. '-B0st0n Com
naercia8 Bu1tettR.
THE disposition of children not to allow
other children to get ahead Of them is once
more illustrated in two families, as follows:
i've got a silver dollar"
'I've got two "
"You haven't got baby in your house."
Eyes, we have: we've got twins"
"Well, you haven't gotta crazy grandfather;
/ have, "-BoStOR Herald.
LIFE Insurance AGENT-"Come, let me
m Ike YOU out a policy"
Mr.. Dusenbury-''Not to-day. sir"
why not? The premium on $4,000
wouldn't be much. It would be nice sum TO
leave your wife,
i said not to day, sir Now cav mover
sir. A handsome young widow with SIG, o. 0
is the most dangerous legacy a man could
leave behind him. PhiIddeEpbia can.
WHEN A woMAN SAWS A BOARD
When woman her home would decorate
She stops not at obstacles small or great,
hut the fuunieA sieht hor trials afS0rd
is when madam essays 70 saw boarG.
With her knee on plank and the plank on a
chair, ~ v--af an y.tf. tan uu
She pOises herlssw with " knowing air.
Mskcs several Wild rasps Ut the penQued line,
And Is of With a whz the reverse Of fine.
With lips COMPRESSED, She gets down to work,
And crosses the timber ierkety lerk
She can't keep to the line, her knee slips
askew, f .alt. N.f" seH
But she keeps to the work till the board splits
She has damaged the chair, she has ruined the
saw.
Her back Is aching, her hands are raw,
And she finds, when she tries 10 nc her prize,
It's an inch TOO short OF the requisite size,
lta 81 DsnUer Republican.