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The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-09-05

H0t @mUa We sSP@f@s@ tod 80e~S ana 1@ made . new and more desperate caatcA for the animal at his rear. How'd is get ini" pursued weSSces. Slt blew ia, probably. Ho~'s 1t oing te gee ousiswhat want to kn0w oucA P answered nestigrew. "S&Y, eaaf yeu shin down there and try and pull the critter to piecesl" and again the old man spun like musical top.
 DunEned if am not being murdered in the presence of my hmily." Here Pettiglew put his lek thumb into the monksy's mouth who promptly sampled it.
 "Well, this is a circus," remarked young WebfOet, climbing back among the ruins on the piano, and seising . shawl strap with which he deisly lassoed ,he monkey and attempted to buckle 1t
 The animal let up on the old man and transferred its attentions to Webtoot, ciutching him most afiectionately around the neck. Don and his intimate com. panion then rolled under the piano and MT. Pettigrew grabbed the shawl strap and gave it a mighty jerk.
 "Dont pull himl" shrieked his son "he has got me by the jug"
 The words died away in los gurgl, indicating that the monkey also had [ middling good grip on his wiud pipe.
 "Judson Judson, go right in there
 The notes of this plaintive chorus were waited in from the hallway, proving that it had been considered best to put non,
 but females on guard. Blt whoever Jud son was he was showed into the room carrying along with him piece of clothe,
 line and trace-chain.
 "Howd my monkey get in here?" h. inquired and taking in the salient point of the battle at a glance.
 "Never mind the why and wherefore, echoed Pettigrew, you just dig him out ! o, but I'll reckon with you for this won : I, O, won't IF"
 [ He was tied" whimpered Judson. Cried, was he, you imp of hades We'll we've tied him again, and we ar
 going to cruelty him after supper! H
 has already broken three hundred do , lars worth of furniture, and ten thoui and dollars worth of Chinese gods an art curiosities. Five hundred dollar r wont pay the surgeon. do believe lr bleeding to death."
 Just then the dead body of the m enk ke was thrown out from under the piano fol , lowed by Webfoot, pale, trembling an P exhausted.
 : "Out of the jaws of death, ou. of th 7 mouth of he'll" quoted Peletiah, staunch 5 ing his personal wounds with the plan cover. "Judson, will give you fv minutes to carry of your dead, and the will see you later"
 It is not known exactly where Judso Pettigrew, aged thirteen summers, al
 pass the remainder of that eventful nigh He took the corpse of his pet chimpar
 zee and silently stole away. He admitted . however, that he stayed away from hom
 for three days, trusting to time, vaseline arnica and court plaster to assist nAtur in producing a new layer of skin on hi afflicted relatives, and also, perhaps, I
 order that he might be alone with hi grief.
 f .T5 j. Co-t-prIl
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-09-05
Sixteen Dollars and Found.
l1he Judge l


 "i pay my hired man sixteen dollars a month and found, said old Blodge,, And found Y interrupted h,s niece. "WhN do you mean by thar How do you find him P
 "Why.' replied the old man. "if he doeIn't know I'm eomin' l generally 6nd him either asleep or with his aTms aIoand the hlied gull"
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-09-05

The new play is . great success, isn't itT "Creat indeed. The finest furpi. ture [ ever saw on the c1EeaTo HsrGId.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-09-05

SUMMER COMPLAINT cured and i'm. medixteiy relieved by DuYYY's PURR MALT WHiskKY. Recommended by leadink PnysicianA Sold by Druggiasa and Cfocess.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-09-05

Chestnut is the prevailing color in pic mic jokes-- zze Hakeket.
The Arkansaw traveler., 1885-09-05

The bitter bit--Ea,ing old cheese. Ek.
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12

Not hundred miles fro,n Prescott thsre hses young man who e,isss at lr,-sent on the rsgyed edge of anIiery,-on one side of hlm tsii z tLe ,n~xor,h.e ultims,un of the law providing for yesr's residence at Yuma. as punishment for loys's in.lisws-
 iiors, from which the sole avenue of sseape is thso7gl. an slli.nee winch neither nov city or love makes desirable. I. is the old. old story, of maids loving not wisely, bat, too vel, and an iratc father who Nill hear of no eompromlse, but insists or, a pnbiic riedic>,ion of his dlnsh.eI's fair n,,ne at he hynienial altar. or ;he C nfiga panish- ment of her be,rAyer by IegL process. Ne sdvise the young man % ace up ard face the musie, and rsap what he has sosn.
 In recent case fl assault wit, a deadly wesTofl, presented for the Investigation ot the grand jury, the evidence showed that the accused Lad freed another man to drink at the point of a pistol, wLieh lead one oi i!e iarymen to remark that he wished some s.ilox would jas, try the game once Q: making hi:n drick in tha, kind of s,yle. in Vague wsy iptimsiing ihe horrible f..e which would oyerteke tie person who made the attempt. But rhe ''talA" fell as fat as stale be.r on his auditdrs when another member arose and sguelthed hun by re- marking. "J"e. n0body would ever have to draw pist,i on you 90 make you drink
 The la~ ps,sed by the last legislature. pr"s.di.g that If a de'cndant to ciininal action tss.res cUausel and declares rnon osth that he has no means to eInpl, one, rhe Court, in its discretion, n,ay ass gu some member of tlse bar to that duty, to whom sh-li te allowed 8 reasonable compensation out of the county treasury. meets with great favor smosg our issal lights, who no longer seijeet their conscience to the wear and 'esr D; furnishing ima,.in al excuses in order ta escape d.fend.ny some unlucSy devil nnaelc to rewari their services in hard cash The rate of compensation in such eases ss are prnrilea for by law, is I left sni;Eel, To lhe discretion of the Judge. The law IS aa unusual one, as in most con- 1 na'iities the Younger porti'm of the bar are 1 generally wiling to defend Case for glory 'ione, sut ;'s passage iy Inc lawyers of our | ast Legislature merely shoss tha, they, like | he rsst nf their brethren. adhere to ,he exIrtsssd in ths old refssin--
 or all our mothers children,
 No love ourselves rhe best:
 And ~i,sn We are provided for,
 The Devil take the rest.
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12
SrpKxsyy

EWING RHA,-IANp SIEyp
 IONIC is [ he l-s..izsls r-SGit Of over % year os prse.icsl eap-r;erc~, sct CERES WITH CJFAIL ING CERTAINTY Ner
 tonsarS Physical Debility se-s inal veainess. spef rsssfcrrhoA. EEsissis ns .Erotensy. E1asrsted vs raasy, freNztnrs Es<hn6 and LOSS OF NASRCOD
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12

gUdfeteF
 ASeti at sErci1~s and fIr4f<s the Blood, rtrerrtS ens hS re-Ts. Brsin, Eseies. Digestion Is pro:rc, fetrg 'ns. and fGysirsl ard &-utai Isrusfss " stops snS usEstarsl debittztirz dresrrs .epIrs ossss s:ia tne urine es-s desuuctiv. rird an< iccy IL ts sue eiIsun.tor of zr EIprTY AXE BLAenEE COMPLAINTS It ecrf.irs no .n ,u-icn. lnSreien,s. Ts rhsse who are .rfersrG frsr. tae evil effects of ysrthful in.:escres:ars s- sSssses s stee.iy tto-ci.se and p~rDarerf CURE I$ oCaha>EEAD. Price S2-So per bc.f,s CT ev no'iit- is ease. vfrk srI directions and sSvse 01S Sent secur~ from observation so any sxsy,s n e-pt o' price, CT c o. b. To b- had ss,t,
 pr. C. ID. Ssifleld, eI6 S cayny Sr.,<s sAn fr,nciSee, Cal. Consur--.sors s.rsetYv ccnl. oenusi. ty letter. u2 st once, I1yE far .he con sente2ce ef patients, =t in ort-- To .sur. rers.e Asse afossss privsss sSdzess, under .hics
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12
T's.t E0TUE FReE.

cS--t I'll serd a trial Scr.le of the gD .. = 'AS1lot--sEte . AS efen. to show u. nsrit-fres 6 .o sof c-s afflicted. yrrJtrg y Je.fer s.a.In sx@s's--s sIc age CeEnsazieassors s.rs scf.y eua
 if256sEdvIy
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12

DrIietiS's Iruzora,or, No is the o,iy sur. ezrs | erosts;0-rh-> By II Ssrtoof is restored and the hard os -.-ae -nev-,. back fror1 sge 10 you'h,
 trice of sik-r Eyi gor;or. S2 Gaze Of sir toetias 10 Se.t tc sry sd.rsss. covered securely from ss e=vE'ioa-
 DR. LIE.BIG S co. trr.t successfully by Hcr.1seot Fay. t,erT fern Q. Special Private Chrcr.c Disease ui nout pezcCsy rxseees disc Y -iaiity r da-asc frcI ;h- hoSy. sseAss fali5z Inst b. fi> o-ein-ry rssG;esl treatment os ed fo cont the urrAtu-z. icrs eorsu, uo h. dsshetss- b-ighfs o;sesse fnssniy, etc. CureD rr.srsnfeeo- DiseSs-s of tAe gsrp-1 rihary nYxars kSneys. liver and tiadier speeaIiy treated Di-ssssa Of NcEen g; eeAily erred.
 Cuelified and Responsible-Dr IssAix Co., irota ECrote. rrs osFsEizec in Sotsy slce vsH .a fcfL.a s ecir&i Law Dfi lena yro>rsed by rexp lar coitG ecucs;cn kc fn their 18th ycsr ~f specss! s-ae ice- Meet v-Ffl electric bsifs frss lztisn
 kE. To rrc.e the wonderful power ef tse f1v.- IT. tc- S2 bottle given or ssel free C0nsaissssa frss and private.
 E2-Dr. Lies.s's worder.ui Gerrsn luvfrcr, tor is ec,d ,. copyright from P2'eus once ts United States 00ve-uEeus- Bews-e cf frftssseus Call or address i,Is:; s,cfIEsA1y
 foo s'esry Str~es. szr Yrsucisc,, Cal
 frira's CrtrzTee. s5 Mason & -ref four blocks ua 6s>-y street from Esarasy; Eail. snsrales ,sre.gS Dispers<ry Dias Sto->
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12

~.---. ss sAe EsI-zass ' .tse. --fs9i'f-
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12

Esta5lisAei for as ScisnsJec and ? ecdy Cure ot Chronic, Nervous and p eciat Diseases.
The weekly Arizona miner., 1885-06-12
Sl5Q REWARD.

Bv resolution, unanimously adopted, at the last meeting of its Executive Commit tee. The Yavapai a.,ssl Irowess A:socis tion hereby offer stanoing reward of
 One Hundred and Fifty OS'i9rs for information leading to the arrest and oonvic,icn af any persor or persons guilty nj .te.ling cattle or h.rscs belonging to any member of the Association, or for informs- tion leading to the arres: and conviction Of any person or persons guilty of marking. branding or maliciors.y killing live stock Leloupinv to any member of tha Association.
 w. E. usZELTINE,
 Secretary.
Der Nordstern. [volume] (St. Cloud, Minn.) 1874-1931, 1885-05-06
Werlmn uuo @ctutnn.
&1piteI /.
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an btltSftn 5teber."
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Scn 228 Yfnno fam ib auf 1870! Sn
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.oarauIntn, 1enoh pbne @rleitterung auiipa-
zen. $50 9laubte faum nod brei Momate 40
isoeH. ga ting ,tb Sop 8itters au aebrau.
geM. ares bradte MIR ben Nptet,t auriif,
metne Sgfterae:. nabmen ab, t1ein sonseS
S5llem lgletl, iple NIT Masie, u~mgetpanfelt,
sae nqgoef1 tdb etniee 5laiden gebraudf
u lann '9 ntd rtd3t alein our friberen
gslnnoqe't 5urild9efebrt, ionberp aud ON
moapt5 lHiperer, penn 3uoor. Sd ihulbg
"'eIm Seoel f1ar alein ben Sopz8itters.~
&apttel II.
yNaIhtn. gaF.. I. Sstr. tSNI. ga,;p. s.,..r
so litt an 6rsntf&rn aspf&m.r,tn.s ~
rsrsaIiSas.u Sus SSsHtntranitsit ~iatrelans tn sey
xsint geebi,ia nod irs.nh elm ar,t fsnut, mir r..
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Die rfe SlafSd
Anftrte nj 1sbsinate:"
eve astss 'na3ts mid sefunb uns Fart. mir Elm
S M. e.nnse 70 ntic htutistu 2astS'@
Nte,n VtanH mar beinate ,rdnrta Sabre Iaus ii.
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r1tertn. P~ebtr.une SlafeaIeiben.
Bon Zen teRen asrJttn Befpn,s ais
nugsttltar trfl6st". ~ .
nue a%nstrbern wete i'd 'f'"r'""
sa0t rttttre 5d1t!rsn pe.fpneu"
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ssn outtrs ebenfals tintm ntatn 9ebeu piettra.et.
9anpsrt gHttrs aesrdu&sn Die 8itters nit tt.uats
unaldHtIihen Grfpfat!" aror q T'stxf'
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opns se na&ssr erfvretrli6t Rute; uin,m aas asss
Ssf,etehsnt Ulttiiinen; setran6e aue apnpu mr.
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tasn, ne Er gttns @tfuntttit ,urldertaltta maas
SsS e. pr BE antr0rt in srei gDUrten sebtn - &C.
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pom 9riinem Sopfen, alf benz tpeisenRettei.
germetoet allen idledten ober aiftiaen
sfoff NIT sop" ober rSops" nit Namen.
1S-4
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DIAPER HANGING.

take pleasure in announcing to the public
that have opened store at
No. 500 W. Baltimore St., Baltic, Md.
in connection with my present store,
ZEIBER BUILDING, WESTMINSTER, Nd,
which will give me many advantages in my
line of business and will enable me to always
keep before my patrons the latest and most
desirable styles of WALL PAPER, WIN
DOW SHADES, &c.
In my Westminster Store will be found a
fine line of Stationery, Pictures, Oil Paint
ings, Frames, and in fact everything usually
found in a first class picture store. The
Paper Hanging and Window Shade Depart
ment shall be the very best, as my Baltimore
Store will be exclusively for Fine Wall Paper,
and as soon as a new style comes out it will
be forwarded to the Westminster Store.
Mr.. CHESTER C. POMER0Y, who is 2
most excellent workman, will be permanently
at the Westminster Store, and | will guaran-
tee all work entrusted to us will be executed
in the very best manner; and in case of a rush
we will send skilled workmen from the city,
and can safely promise to do all work pune
tually and at prices that will defy competition.
During my absence in this city Mr.. VIM. II.
Bixler will have charge of my store and will
gladly take orders and give all necessary in
formation. / will also give my personal at
tention to all orders once week. or ofteIer,
if necessary. With many thanks for past
favors, and hope to merit the same in the fu-
ture, remain yours respectfully,
sep20 D. Nj. WELLS.
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CHUNK. ROOF & co.

We, the undersigned, having formed Co.
partnership for the term of FIVE years from
date, offer to the public full line of
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS,
Including the celebrated Osborne latest i'm
proved light Irvine Binder; new front-cut
Mower, the novelty of the nineteenth century,
Wheeler No. and single Harvesters; full line
of Repairs for the Osborne Machines, and
Irvine for all Binders constantly ON hand;
Lebanon, Wrought Shear, Economist, Rol-
land, and Oliver Chilled Flows, Springtooth
Harrows, Whipple Wheel Harrow, Check
Row Corn Planter, Fisk's Hand Planter,
Riding and Walking Corn Flows, Corn Shell
lers and Feed Cutters, Springtooth Hay
Rakes, Hay Tedders We are sole Agents
for Carroll county for Walden & Sprouts
noted Hay Elevators and Forks. A full line
of Studebaker Wagons, Engines, Separators,
Saw Mills, and Clover Hullers. Domestic
Sewing Machines, initiated by all, excelled by
none; Oil, Needles and Repairs for all Sew
ing Machines constantly on hand. A lot of
second hand Sewing Machines of different
makes for sale cheap. We have also full
line of Nursey Stock at bottom prices, grown
especially for our own trade, by the Oldest
and most reliable Nurserymen in the United
States.
Please call and examine our stock and you
will be convinced that we mean business. All
goods warranted to be as represented. Hoping
to receive liberal share of your patronage,
we are yours most obediently.
]. 6. SKUNK,
H. S. ROOP,
J. 7. ZILE.
Office and Warehouse, Main street, near
Depot, Westminster, Nd. feb IA.
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DRY GOODS.

Our preparations for the spring and summer
of 1886 surpass all previous efforts for the
accommodation of our very large trade. Just
received from New York and Philadelphia
manufacturers and headquarters piles of New
Goods at New Prices. Having bought our
goods in large lots for cash, we will sell them
in many instances lower than the same goods
can be bought elsewhere. There being
break in prices of Dress Goods, we can sell
these goods from to 10 cents per yard lower
than the same goods could be bought month
ago. We mean to do business; we shall always
have what the people want at the peoples
prices. Big prices will not do in these hard
times, for no one can afford to waste their
dollars worth every time, for if there is virtue
in good goods at low prices we mean to be
masters of the situation-the live pioneers
who dive down to rock bottom. 1t will be
impossible for us to give you quotations, but
when you visit our store we will give you
prices that are stern and stubborn facts, that
will level your head on genuine bargains.
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ddit and 9umOr.
THE BRoNcHo.


From. The Santa Fe, NJ H., Democrat.
A broncho is a horse. He has four legs,
like the saw-horse, but is decidedly more
skittish. The broncho is of gentle deport-
ment and modest mien, but there isn't
real safe place about him. There is moth
inc mean about the broncho, though; he IS
perfectly reasonable, and acts on principle.
All he asks is to be let alone; but he does
ask this, and even insists on it. He is firm
in this matter, and no kind, Of argument
can shake his determination. There is a
broncho that lives out some miles from the
city. We know him right well. One day
man roped him and tried to put a saddle
ON him. The broncho looked sadly at him,
shook his head and begged the fellow, as
plain as could be, to 60 away and not try
to interfere with broncho who was simply
engage3 in the pursuit Of his own business;
but the man came on with the saddle and
continued to agrees Then the broncho
reached out with bis right hind foot and
expostulated so with him that he died.
When thoroughly aroused the broncho
is quite fatal, and if you can get close
enough to him to examine his cranial struc
ture you will find cavity just below the
eye where the bump of remorse should be.
The broncho is what the COWBOYS call
sshigh strung. IF you want to know just
how high he is strung, climb up on to his
apex. We rode broncho once. We
didn't travel far, but the ride was mighty
exhilarating while it lasted. We got on
with great pomp and derrick, but we
didn't put on any unnecessary style when
we went to get off The beast evinced
considerable surprise when we took up our
location upon his dorsal fin. He seemed
to think moment, and then he gathered
up his loins and delivered volley of heels
and hardware straight out from the shout
der. The recoii was fearful.
We saw that our seat was going to be
contested, and we began to make motion
to dismount, but the beast had got under
way by this time, so we breathed silent
hymn and frightened our grip. He now
went off into a spasm of tall, stiff-legged
bucks lie pitched us SO high that every
time we started down we would meet him
coming up on another trip. Finally, he
gave us one grand, farewell boost, and we
Glove the armament and split up the ethe-
real until our toes ached from the lowness
of the temperature, and we could distinctly
here the music of the spheres. Then we
came down and fell in little heap about
10 yards from the starting point. A kind
Samaritan gathered up our remains in a
cigar box and carried us to the hospital.
AS they looked pityingly at us, the attend
ant surgeons marveled as to the nature of
our mishap. One said it wassa cyclone,
another that it was railroad smash-up,
but we thought of the calico-hided pony
that was grazing peacefully in the dewy
mead, and we held our peace
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An accommodation train for Glyndon Resters-
town. and Intermediate stations leaves Baltimore at
more and intermediate stations at sol p m.
FAST MAIL-DAIIY.
Leaves Hillen Station, Baltimore at 440 a.. M.
Glyndon 52l. Westminster 5.52 New Windsor Sos
Union Bridge 613 Rocky Ridge $50, Mechanicstown
$40, Blue Ridge Summit 705, arriving at Roanoke,
Leaves Roanoke Va, for Baltimore at 11,90 a. m,
RAe Aaga sA9ME 4 I0 y IA ga Fred
ar IN % Was,ninster 10 3S CIvndon II 10 arriving
at Hlen Station, Baltimore, at 1l.55 q. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS
Going East will leave Union Bridge for Baltimore
and Intermediate Stations at go g. N; Al ?. a. and
viii leave Baltimore for Union Bridge and inter,
mediate Stations at 9.15 a. m, and $50 p. m. and
Westminster at 11.04 a. m and 4l9 p. m.
EMMITSBURG RAILRoAD-Daily except Sunday.
Trains South will leave Emmittsburg at SIS and
Sl5 a. m. and sos and 555 p. M, arriving at Rocky
B s g a sass Ro sFFs Raase pd & IS 30 and
1910 a. m, and S55 and $40 P. m arriving at En-
mittsburg 100 aud II 10 q. M and % and re p; M
Trains leave East daily, except Sunday. shippenS-
burg, go a. m, and T. and $40 p m, Chambers
burg 645 a. m., 148 and 405 p. ~, Waynesboro T25
a. M, 227 and Al p m, ARRIVING at Edgemont $50
a. M, and 2.47 and 500 p. m.
Trains West daily except sunday, Edsemont
~ a ana fao and sd D. ~ TAI Sac
m, and 12,42 and SAB p. m, arriving at Shippens
FREDERICK DIVISION PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD.
Trains for Frederick leave Junction at Gao and
1890 a. m. and 6.27 p. m. Trains for Taneytown,
Littestown and York leave Junction at 955 a. m
and 6.27 p. m.
Through car for Frederick leaves Baltimore at AGO
D. m and leaves Frederick for Baltimore at BIS q.
m. Through cars for Hanover and Gettysburg and
points OH the II. j. II. & G. r. R. leave Baltimore
at 9.55 a. m and 90 p. m. These trains daily ex-
cept Sunday
Orders fir ,Bagaage calls GAN be left at Ticket
Gffice, 1913 W. Baltimore street,
], NJ, HOOD, Gen1, Manager.
jun7 B. H. GRIsWoLD Gen'i Passenger Agent
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HITEsHEw's BAZAAR.


He is still manufacturing his own goods,
and sells them az cheap as any house in the
county handling shoddy cottage work, Suits
of eight pieces, German Plate Glass, Poplar,
for SIS; Bedsteads for 81 and up; Extension
Tables, 6 feet, hard wood, for $3.50; Parlor
Furniture, Chairs, and everything belong
ing to Furniture House in stock. He man
ufactures his own Woven Wire Mat
tresses, in which he deies competition;
Heavy Double Border, 10, II and IA cables,
of 6 strands each, in every lot. He manu-
features the celebrated Atkinson Washer,
which has no Equal, only S.. 80; Wringers
in stock, and all kinds repaired; charges mod
crate, He is agent for the Light-Running
New Home Sewing Machine, perfectly
simple in oil its parts, with Automatic Ten
sion, Spring Tension, Shuttle, carrying a
larger Bobbin than any machine in use; run
ming easy and one third faster than its rivals.
Terms easy and cheap for cash. He has in
stock several Eight-Day Clocks, fine
Cases and excellent Works
nS~ UNDERTAKING A SPECIALITY.
Carrying large amount Of stock, can fill all
orders promptly. Shrouds of all descriptions
in stock. Strict attention given to Preserving
Bodies. Bodies embalmed for transportation
and satisfaction guaranteed. Give him a call
and be convinced. He will save you money.
His name is 0. NJ. HITESHEW,
noy29;tf Uniontown, Md.
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An Austin colored pastor, named Bledso,
has made himself very unpopular with Jim
Webster. He was passing the House of
Jim Webster, on Austin Avenue, when
the proprietor called him in.
'sCome, parson, and hab piece OBJ cake
and glass OBJ wine Dis heah am my
BERT day"
The reverend gentleman accepted the
invitation. There was a large uncut cake
on the table, and the clergyman was urged
to cut it.
aW har shall cut it ~ he asked, taking
up the knife and looking at the cake in a
bewildered sort Of a way.
"You kin jess cut hit whereber you
please, parson.
A smile lit up the dusky features of the
humble toiler in the Lords vineyard, and
he remarked fervently:
HTse much obleeged ter yer, Jeems. |
b'leeve de bes' place ter carve dis heah am
in de seclusion OBJ my own house, and
wrapping up the cake in newspaper, he
carried it off under his arm.