Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-06-08
SunbeannS,

tngel.
skaw hats show which way the wind
blows.
1t is the poll-Hght candidate who does no.
run well.
1t is wise railroad stock that knows it's
own par.
Everybody admires the common cents a
rich fool.
When you cut a friend, you bias his mind
against you.
With many, running IN debt is their
owed to success.
1t takes keen-edged man to cut his way
through the world.
The bride is led to the altar, but she draws
the groom thither all the same
Every girl who expects to keep up with
the times should wear clocks on her stock
ings.
A correspondent wants to know what kind
OF dessert magpie would make ?-Phild.
Item.
OF course a man that's dead broke can't
be any broker, can he ?-Batttn,o,e Bsery
s'ltu,day.
Always walk in the paths of the virtuous
but please don't tread on our sore heel
Whitehall Times
1t is useless for the temperance agitators
to pass resolutions 30 long as the printers
have to set EN- up.
1t is asserted by the expert of the New
Orleans Pic0yt'te that the gold miner gets
his beer by the quartz.
A young married man whose house rent
Is paid by his mother-in-lnw alludes to her
as his dafling payment
wag suggested that n suitable opening
for many choirs would be, Lord have
mercy on us miserable singers"
"Wo're in q pickle now" said man in a
crowd. "a regular JAM" said another.
" Heaven preserve US, moaned an old wo-
man. = Boston Star.
Definition of Mississippi riAe-A pop
bottle, loaded with Robinson county, wadded
with cork, and lis generally fatal at two
and half PAGES. Com. Adv.
Nothing makes n woman crazier than to
ascertain that the seedman put cabbage seed
into the wrong envelope. -Ptck.
Henry Coop has been shot by promi-
nent citizen of st. Louis. 1t is generally
the contents and not the Hen Coop that
the prom. cit. of st. Louis is after.-Cons
Ady.
1t has finally been discovered what love
lie A nf hot
is feeling that you don't want any other
Eye.
A scientist says that the nose is faithful
index of the character. In that case fell
low who has had his proboscis smashed
ought TO recover against his assailant in a
libel suit.
Some men habitually treat the wives of
other men with greater courtesy than they
do their own. But then, yoa see, they
don't have to provide other mems wives
with new spring bonnets. Boston Star.
A new style of door mat has Just been de-
vised for editorial sanctums. 1t bears the
woven inscription, "Come again." and is
intended to lie outside the door. P. s.
The editor lies inside. Huntington Hawk-
eye
Why is it that a man could not live pleas
antly if Gagged with lot of animals !? Be-
cause he would have beastly time. -PhiJa
Item. Gagged with lot of wild Texas steers
he would have a bully time. -Ricltm0hd
Baton.
A city chap told country cousin on meet
ing her that she " looked as fresh as a daisy
kissed by dew" She replied. bluShingly,
THAT wasn't his name; it was Bill Jones,
and told him everybody would find it out. "
Hartford Journal.
In certain street are three tailors. The
first to set up shop hung out his sign :
" Here is tho best tailor in town" The
next put up Here is the best tailor in the
world" The third simply had this d" Here
is the best tailor in this street. "-Er
A Montana vigilance committe postponed
a lynching matinee for two hours in order
to allow the victim to shake i'll rattle in
which he held chance. Thus doth the
spirit of christian magnanimity crop out even
in the rough and uncouth wilds of the West
--EDansviNe Argus.
Sisterly affection Docs the world miss
any one 2" queried disconsolate maiden of
some thirty six summers and eight moons
over. Tho world will be very likely to
Miss you" said her younger sister, "As
for me, / shall be a Mrs before cherries
are ripe."-Neo Haoem Register.
What this country wants is galvanic
photograph that can be set alongside the
cradle and noiselessly absorb the midnight
squalls of u colic-stricken infant, so that the
parents will not hear the noise. The CON-
pressed lung force can then be let out on
back yard cats and book-agents who call
next day. BreahJast Table.
The wood for drlinkards-- hic-ory.-
FsMnkfsd HerdId. The wood for smokers
the sh.-Chat. The wood for seams.
tress-hemlock. For q love-sick maiden
pine.-HeuM. The wood to guide ship
the elm. -Neao Jersey Enterprise. The
wood for gardeners -cucumber. -Bradfru
Star The wood for incorrigible boys
prickly ash.-70ied0 american.
A rich SOIL" How is the soil of Kan.
sas 7" asked one of the group, as the trav.
eler paused. g Richest in the world, sir, y
was the reply 81 know New York State
man who went to Kansas seven years age
with only fifteen dollars in cash, and he is
now worth two hundred thousand dollars. "
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