Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1885-07-24
HERE and THERE.

How did you like that cool wave
Cool waves are acceptable just
now.
The fly crop wasn't failure after
al.
Fortune feeds soup to most men
with fork.
Don't Tell man its hot. let him
find 1t out himself
We are now having beautiful nooh-
light evenings.
1.-THE drought continues, crops will
be much damaged.
How often does one hear OF the sui
eide of o colored person ?
"Old Sol" tried to do his best last
week and this too, and succeeded.
Look out for, and stop all foul
Odors about your premises.
Smaller and pmaller grows the piece
Office the ice man leaves.
Home raised tomatoes are ripening
and getting more plentiful.
The wheat crop may be short, but
the tramp crop is immense.
The seaside resorts and mountain
retreats are now well patronized.
If you have any doubt about the
purity Of the water you drink, boil II.
The fly is said to have a capacity
to jump two hundred times its own
length.
The grasshopper, in proportion to
It's size, can kick 100 times as hard as
Q man.
lone swallow does not make a
SUMNER but it sometime leads to
making night of it,"
Herein difereth ye damsel from ye
potato She mashcth the more read
lily when raw.
Some mon like to be called old roos-
ters but it is not safe to call their
wives old hens.
There is vast difference between
practising at bar and practising on
bm-of soap.
In the great game of life the devil
pitches the ball for idleness to bat
tx.
The dogs have their days, but cats
have ell seasons for their own, es-
pecially the nights.
The ice merchant enjoyed last
weeks weather, the coal mans time
will come by and by.
Rules for picnic: First-Do not
take moro than one girl. Second
DO not take any girl. Third-Do DOT
90 to the picnic.
The presiding officer at political
meeting is probably called "the chair"
on account of the apparently very
general desire to sit upon him.-Ex.
Never measure mans intellect Uy
his size. Good wine is served up 10
small glasses and slop beer parades ia
sChOoners in this country.-Ex.
Dogs bark at noon. They probably
imagine that the moon is made Of
green cheese, and that the man 10 the
moon Is simply an overgrown skip
per.
IL Is said Of the Chicago girl that
when she faints away she throws a
third of herself upon the ground. The
other two-thirds are already there
Ex.
An exchange says: And those
content with much to-day will one
day eat mince meat pies" This seems
20 be very poor way to encourage
c0ntentment.- Eek.
II fish is good for brains, then the
convicts of the Newly fork state prison
will be phenomenal lot, for they
viii have fish three times day for the
next six years.-Ex.
Mrs. S.-"You're g heartless brute
II don't believe you'd shed q tear if
l was il my grave before you" Mr..
S.-Bring on your grave; let's see
whether | would or not."-Ex
Lady caller-"I much prefer col
ored servants to white ones, don't
you, Mrs. B. 7" Mrs. B.-"Vell,
really, Mrs. H, it depends upon the
color, you known. / can't endure
green ones.
"A poet says: "There Is always
sunrise somewhere This is COM
forting To the man who Is Just g0-
ing to bed there comes the happy con-
ISOLATION that somebody has to get up
and 60 to work.
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