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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
Agricultural.


We have Just been reading an account Of a
man that lately died at Blandon, Pa, who
had never during his entire life taken medi-
cine, having made vow in early life never
TO use Il. His resolution was perhaps fool
ish one; yet he lived to the age Of ninety
four years and was strong man till within
a few days of his death. Had he been dosed
from infancy for every triAng illness, real or
imaginary, like thousands of others, II is more
than probable he might have died younger
man. We firmly believe the chances are bet
ter for nature to mend any impairment of the
system when strange drugs and poisons are
kept out of the stomach
In most Of the few cases where medicine
can do any good simple remedies only are
needed. Our domestic animals do not gener-
ally take medicine, and they are less subject
TO disease than the human family These an
imals are not 30 omnivorous in their tastes as
men. They do not use tobacco nor drink Ii
quor. Some of them refuse sugar. The
kinds OF food suitable for horses, cattle and
sheep are few compared with the great varie-
~ adapted TO the use of man. From this
fact we might suppose their systems are less
tolerant OF poisonous drugs than ours Yet
me veterinary column in the agricultural
newspaper conducted by Prof. Learned, M.
D., V. s., in answer to inquiries by farmers,
describing the symptoms of their sick cattle,
and asking for prescriptions, advisee the use
Of bitertrate of potassium, tincture of iodine,
binoxide of mercury, cautharides ro-sublim-
ed iodine, soap, tinoture of opium, whiskey,
bromide of sodium, chloride Of zinc, gentian,
epson salts, ginger, bioarbonate of soda, car
raway Seeds potassium inter, bayberry bark,
tinebire of mAtco, hyposulphte Of soda,
golden seal, fly blisters, cod liver OIL spirits
Of nitrous ether, Oroton farina, eleoAmpane,
tincture nux vomica, slippery elm, Indian
turnip, pepsin, chalk, skunk cabbage, cate
ohu, sulphate Of morphine, fennel water, gly-
oerine, lime water, etc. etc. All these are not
used for one case, though every one Of them,
with many others, ia found in the veterinari-
ans prescriptions Four or Ave of them are
sometimes mixed, and the poor animal gets
them all in one Dose repeated until it gets
wellloE more probably, dies. The most OF
these poiBonousdrugsan and strange connections
we're never designated for the stomach of man
or beast when In health. yet the system would
be better able to resist their i'll effects in
health than In sickness. II our COW was Ia
be fed with FIVE or six of the drugs and com
pounds named above we should prefer tc
feed them to her when she was in vigorous
health rather than when che was sick. Though
much better than it was fifty years ago, the
world is still full of credulity and superstition
in regard TO the use of medicine.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
Wooachucka.

New Hampshire has repealed the law Civ.
ing bounty ON VoOdchuoks' tails. The law
has been In operation two years, and in that
time bounties have been paid on IA 900 tails
of the creatures exhibited TO the authOrities
and claims presented for 20, 900 more. With
in the two years SIS, 600 has been paid out
in bOunties, of which $l0,O 900 was paid last
year. Moreover il wAs found that there was
q great excess in the border towns over those
OF the interior, the average in the former be-
ing about 900 for each town, while in the 9TH
era il was only about 400 or 800, and on the
Connecticut river towns it rose TO 1909, 80
that Il appeared that the state was paying
more In these for Vermont woodohuoks than
for the home product. The Concord Mont
tor Feckona up the waste OF good sausage and
soup house meat at ego net tons, or two full
railway trains, or AZ miles of woodohuck
placed head to tail and there are many peo-
pie who do not object to the woodchuck as
food, so that there was waste of grub as
we'll Is of public money. No wonder the leg
ialAture repealed the law by a large majority.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
OOMMIssIONERs NOTICE.

u ESTATE or CATHERIEE B. KING.
The undersigned, having been appointed by the
Honorable Probate Court for the Dstrict Of Marlbo.
rO Commissioners 10 receive, examine and adjust all
claims and demands Of all persons against the es-
tate of Catherine d. King late Of Guiford, in said
district deceased and all claims exhibited In offset
thereto hereby give notice that We Will meet Tor the
on the LIST day OF September and the 9th day
Of December next from O'Clock until II O'Clock AN.
each Of said days and that six months from the 9th
day OF July, 1885, IA the time limited by said court
for said oredOrA 70 present their claims TO ustor ex-
animation and allowance.
Dated at Guiford this ith day of August AID 1885.
.. q. ..tIl, GRO. ii. CLARK, [ Gam r,,ss,opers.
40 hHfa ORION THAYER. I SVinHio'i"n'i''
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

Are you disturbed at night and broken OF your rest
by sick child suffering aud crying with pain OF cut
ting teeth II so, send at once and get a bottle OF
Mrs. Winsows Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth.
ing. Its value incalcuable. II will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately. Depend upon II, moth
ers, there is mistake about it, II dyBentery
and diarrhPa regulates the stomach and bowels curei
wind collie, softens the gums, reduces the inhamma
ton, aud gives tone and energy to the whole system
Mrs. WlnslOw's Soothing Syrup for Children Teeth
ing Is pleasant to the taste, and is the prescription
one of the oldest and best female nurses and physi
clans in the United States and is for sale by all drug
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
CTATE DE VRRMONT. Marlboro SIS.

= The Probate Court for said District.
To all persons interested In the estate Of JOSEPH
L. wRAfHERHEAD, late of Guilford, In said Dis
trict, deceased Greeting.
You are hereby notified that this Court will decide
upon the allowance Of the account Of Samuel L. Hunt
Executor of the last Win of said deceased, and
decree distribution thereof to the pc entitled
at the session thereof to be held at the Probate ONCE
in BrattebOro on the 18th day of August, A. ID.
1895 when and where you may be heard in the premis
es, II you see cause.
81 - +. W. STODDARD, Register.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

There are several easy ways to prevent the
rusting OF plows and oultivators, and 10 keep
the teeth bright. One is to give them coat
Of thick lmewash AZ soon Rs they are brought
In from the field another is TO dissolve an
ounce Of resin in four ounces of linseed oil
and while hot mix this with a quart of ksro-
sene and stir well. This is laid on to the
smooth iron with paint brush. Another
way IA 10 dissolve an ounce of oamphOr in
some turpentine and add 10 this four ounces
Of lard and one ounce of pulverized black
lead or stove polish and mix we'll. This may
be rubbed on with rag. To remove rust
from plows or tools nothing is better than a
mixture Of half pint of oil of vitriol poured
slowly into quart of water and apply this tc
the rusted metal Wash of with water
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
FITCHBURG RAILROAD.
HOOgAC TUNNRI ROUTP

depot on CAusewAy Street, Bostnn.l
On and after Sunday, June u, trains will run a.
foows.
Leave NoAdAms for Boston at a :3s, 9 $685. t55 An
:ie, 4:45 p. N. Sundays, 4.3s, 9.55 AN, 2P.M.
Leave Greenfield for Boston at IS $50 1885, III III
:0l 80 :05P.A. Sundays :56, IL III AN 3 rs
Leave Millers Falls for Boston at 6:12 :h7, II 80
NJ 2:53 6:26 P. NJ Sundays 6:l2, II 80 A. NJ; 3:t6
I'm.
Returning leave Boston
For No. Adams 80 Accom-, 80 tx. 10 80 e. An.
1900 e., C7:uO) p. N.
For Millers Fails ESQ Accom- 80 E1., II 10 A. n.
1900 Ex., 100 EXP.
For Greenfield 80 Accom-, 80 Ex, 1890 EX., II rs
AN. g :00EI., 1900 EI.,r. N.
Leave Milers Falls for North Adams
10 :35, II as 4. N. 6:17 1905 P. n.
Leave Greenfield II :O5, II 80 A. NJ. 2;O0 '6:4O
1O:4 2. n.
Runs daily, including Sundays.
JOHN ADAMS, 0enl Supt.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
CTATR or VERMONT, Marlboro s.

~ The Probate Court Tor said District.
To all persons inter ested in the Estate Of EDWIN
ceased, ........r. Greeting.
You are hereby notified that this Court will decide
upon the allowance Of the account ofWm. A. Faulkner
administrator, with Nthe will annexed upon said
estate, and decree distribution thereof to the
persons entitled at the session thereof to be held at
the Probate ONCE In HratteborO the last Saturday
Of August, AID 1885 when and where you may appear
aud be heard in the premises, II you see cause.
80 L. W. sT0DDARD, Register.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
acoss's RnaIsIon OF Par.

Aost Valuable for CONSUMPTION and Debility.
Dr.. n, o. Reed, Columbus, Ohio, says: 81 have
used youF krnnlgion To Al cases requiring the Cod
Liver Oh and nypophnHphitea, and do not hesitate to
pronounce the bed yet brought before the public
especially useful In consumption and dehuiated con
ditiOna.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
VAN DOORN & SON.
AcnaL Notires
C,TATE OF VERMONT. windham county.
- In Chancery, September Term, A. d. 1875.
ELLIOT HALLIDAY, Exon, Y. EDGAR W. BOW
KFR Ann HENRIETTA BOWEER

--ALA -
c,TATE OF VEnMONT. windham County.
- In Chancery, September Term, A. u. lss5.
ELLIOT HALLIDAY, Exon, Y. EDGAR W. bow
KER AND HENRIETTA BOWRER.
To the Honorable the Court Of ChaDcery next 10 be
holden at Ncwfane, within and for the County OF
Windham, on the second Tuesday Of septeuber'
A. d. 1885.
County Executor OF the last will aud testament of
Lucus Halliday, late of Newfane In said County, de-
ceased, shgNeh that $. W. BowkeI then in Life and Of
williamsria In NeWfAne In Ead County, hut de-
ceased, on the luh day or August, A. d. 1877, duly
executed 70 Iucus Halliday, then in life and OF viii
liAmsvlle 10 the town OF NewfBne Afore but
deceased mortgage deed Of certain land pituated In
NeNaDe moresaid 10 said wnliamsyiile lnd bounded
North on lAnds Of Q. L. sinaman and D. E MORSE
eatt Ands Of Harria v. ID. Jones, south by the
highway and west by lands Of o. L. Sherman, con-
tanning by estimation two acres with tavern house.
barns and hhe els standing thereon subject TO all the
conditions, stipuAtions and reservations contained
in a deed from Richmond and Caroline r. Dunklee to
Caleb L. Blakeslee, Of the same premises, to which
deed reference IL had for more particular descrp-
ton OF the premises, conditioned for the payment Of
said Bowkers eight romissory notes OF the same date
with said mortgage the hrst four Of said notes he
ing for 225 dollars each, payable TO said Lucius Ha
day bearer in one two, three and four years re-
spoeuvey from November 49, 1872, with interest an
nuAy thereafter the next two notes for $500 each,
payable In We and six years from November IL, 1877,
with interest annually thereafter the last two of said
notes for sSO each payable In seven and eight years
tn last two payable only condition that said
Lucius Halliday should before said last two notes be-
came due procure from his wife quit-caim deed Of
said premises for the beneht Of said BOwker his
heirs aud assigns or in some other manner per-
feet aid Bow or his heirs and assigns the title
to said property which condition has been fully per-
formed. Which notes all Justly due and payable
aud have not been paid according "a the terms aud
effects thereof That said LuoiuE Halliday has since
deceased and the petitioner has been by the Probate
Court for the District of Marlboro IN said county
appointed executor Of his last will and testament,
and your petitioner further showeth that said 8. W.
HnwkeT has deceased aud that since his decrease
Edgar W. Bowler and Henrietta Bowker have acquir-
ed the title and now own said premises.
Wherefore, the petitioner prays that the equity Of
redemption Of the said Edgar W. Bowker and Of the
said Henrietta Bowler In the premisea may be fore
closed agreeably to the seventy section Of chap
ter twenty-nine OF the GeuerAl Statutes.
ELLIOT HALLIDAY, FL
by JANIS NJ. TYLER, Solicitor.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

The most distressing of scrOfula or blood poi
that we ever heard Of cured by parsonss
Purgative Pills. These pills make new, rich blood,
and taken one night for three months will change
the blood in the entire system.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

WILL YOU SUFFER with Dyspepsia and Liver
Complaint? Shiloha Vitalzer is guaranteed to cure
you. Sold by Geo. E. Greene, Brattleboro.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

Mr.. A Higgins Of Wyoming, N. Y, says he had the
Piles for nearly 40 years, and cured by using Gil
mores Pile Specific. Sold by Geo. E. Greene.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

SHILOH'S COUGH aud Consumption Cure il sold
by us guarantee. II cures consumption. Geo. f..
Greene Druggist, Brattleboro.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

Nerve-life and vigor restored in men and women by
usinp Gllmnrea AROMATIC Wine Sold by Greene.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, made miserable by that ter
rible cough. Shilohs Cure is the remedy for you.
Sold by Geo. Z. Greene, BnttlebOrO.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

It's SOZODONT the whole world tries,
TIE SOZODONT which puriies
The breath and mouth, and dirt defes,
tbs SOZODONT for which we cry,
Sweet SOZODONT for which we sigh,
'Tis only SOz0DONT we buy.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

Cramps and pains in the stomach and bowels, dys-
EMERY and dlarrhBa are very common Just now and
should he checked at once. Johnsons Anodyne Lint.
ment will positively all such cases and should be
kept in every family.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

For burns, scalds bruises and all pain and soreness
of the flesh, the grand household remedy IL r.Thom
ass Eclectric OIL Be sure you get the genuine.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
The VOICE an 1be Peopie,

The people, as a whole, seldom make mistakes, and
the unanimous voice Of praise which comes from those
who have used Hoods Sarsaparia fully justihes the
claims of the proprietors of this great medicine In
deed these very claims based entirely on what the
people say Hoods Sarsaparilla has done. Send to @.
J. Hood Co., Lowell, Mass, for book containing
attachments of many cures.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

For lame back, side or chest, use shilohs Poro
Plaster. Price 25c. Sold by Geo. 4. Greene.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
STATEOF VERMONT,
IA ChAhoeFy DIoTk OIllcti JuIY aI7II Ioo7l'
ELLIOT HALLIDAY. EX'oR, V. EDGAR W
BOwKER 4 HENRIETTA BOWKER.

The above Petition being filed in this once to-day and
1t appearing that the defendants reside without this
State is ordered that the petitioner notify the defend
ants thereof by publishing said petition with this
order for three weeks successfully in the Vermont
Phmnix printed at Brattleboro, in said County the
last publication To be at least twenty days previous to
next September term Of said Court Of Chaneery.
X. TYLER Clerk.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
NoMMIssI0NEns NoTIoE.
y ESTATE OF IsRAEL HAYNES.

ESTATE OF ISRAEL HAYNES.
The undersigned, having been appointed by the
Hon. Probate Court for the District OF marlboro,
commissioners tOroceive examine All claims
and demands OF all persons against the estate OF Is
rAel Haynes late Of Wilmington in said district deceAs
ate notioe that We will meet purpose Aforesaid
Il the office OF o. lutteraedn said Wilmington, on
the 22a day Of August 1885, and 22d day of January
from O'Clock p N. uhtil
4 O'Clock P. NJ. on each OF said days, and that six
months from the 22d day of July, A. ID. 1885,
ia the time limited by said Court for said credit
ors TO present TIA to us for examination and
allowance. .l
Dated at Wilmington Vt, this Sd day OF August,
AID. 1855.
N. NJ HASKELL, | cor,,,ssioners
80 AUGUSTUS FITCH,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

Once on a bed Of pain lay
Aud sighed and moaned from day to dag,
Till friends did give,
To make me live,
Celery Compound, curing me straightway.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

james NJ Tyler recognized 10 the defe ndant in the
of SIS surety for costs Of prosecute az the
law requires.
Before me, II. TYLER, Clerk.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

GROUP, WHOoPIRG COUGH and Bronchitis i'm
nediAtsly relieved by shiloh'n Cure.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

sHILOHS vITALIZER is what you need for Con
stipAtion Loss of Appetite Dizziness and all Symp
toms of Dyspepsia Price 10 and IS cts per bottle.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

Rev. VIM. Stout Of Wharton, Ont, says: "After he
ing Intellectually treated by II different doctors TO
scrofula and blood diseases, was cured by BurdOc
Blood Bitters." Write him for proof.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14
The praise Of sorodont

Like the famous article itself, lie in almost every
bodys mouth. The people know that 1t pre-
serves az well as purefies the teeth. Hence II
is the standard Tooth Wash of the period
"spalding's Glue" useful in every house,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

THAT HACKING COUGH can be so quickly cured
by ShOh's Cure. We guarantee it.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

II have used your AdRmaOn's Botanic
Balsam and unhesitatingy pronounce It superior Il
any medicine Of the kind ever saw. II Ia simply in
valuable q household remedy for coughs. colds anC
threats. I would not be withOH it,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1885-08-14

From 4. II. S. Darts, formerly editor Of The "ChT
icie - Edr1ufugfOn Ne
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-09-03
PetrifactiOnS.


Petrilied mummies' eyes are the lat
est craze for watch char
A human body, buried in Bristol
On. H. cemetery nine years ago, was
removed and found to be petried.
A petrified snake was recently dis
covered in sandstone rock at Ports
mouth, Ohio.
A petrilied hickory log, four feet
long and nine inches in diameter, was
found lately about eleven feet below
the surface. by workmen making an
excavation in Greenboro, S. G.
Four petrified sharks teeth, from
one fourth to one-half an inch long,
were brought up recently from the
Americus (Ga. artesian well, which
is down some nine hundred odd feet,
and has not yet reached a supply OF
good water,
The petrilied wood found in the
Rocky Mountain regions is rapidly
becoming utilized. In San Francisco
there is a factory for cutting and
polishing the petrifactions into man
tel pieces, tiles, tablets and other
architectural parts for which marble
or slab is commonly used. Petrified
wood is said to be susceptible of
finer polish than marble or even onyx,
the latter of which it is driving from
the market.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-09-03
Comfort.
Comfort.
Hast thou Ger the clear heaven Of thy soul
oil

Comfort.
Hast thou Ger the clear heaven Of thy soul
Seen tempests roll
have won
Fade, one by onef
Wait till the clouds are past, then raj thine
To bluer skies
Hast thou gone sadly through dreary night,
And found no light;
No guide, no star, to cheer thee through tho
plain
No friend, save paini
Wait, and thy soul shall see, when most for
lorn,
Rise new morn.
Hast thou beneath another's stern control
Bent thy sad soul,
And wasted sacred hopes and precious tearsY
Yet calm thy fears,
For thou cunst gain even from the bitterest
A stronger heart
Has Fate oerwhemed thee with some sudden
blow?
Let thy tears flow;
But know when storms are past, the heavens
appear
More pure, more clear;
And hope, when iarthest from their shining
For brighter days
Hast thou found life cheat, and worn in vain
Its iron chain
Hast thy soul bent beneath earths heavy bond?
Look thou beyond;
If life is bitter there forever shine
Hopes more divine
Art thou alone! and does thy soul complain
1t lives in vain
Not vainly does he live who can endure.
o be thou sure,
That he who hopes and suffers here can earn
A sure return.
Hast thou found nought within thy troubled life
Save inward strife
Hast thou found all she promised thee, Deceit,
And hope cheat?
Endure, and there shall dawn within thy
breast
Eternal rest.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-09-03
Insanity in the United States.

The increase of insanity in the
United States during recent years is
quite amazing. One is inclined to
doubt whether the figures given can
possibly be correct; but they are offici-
ally authenticated Statistics show
that in 1865 the number of insane
people in the States was 24,042, a
small percentage. In five years the
number reached 37,432, and in 1880
the figures had grown to the surpris-
ing total of 9l,959. In all probability
the authorities have had until lately
careless system of investigation, and
many lunatics have escaped enumera-
tion. Even allowing liberal margin
for this, however, there seems reason
to believe that insanity has claimed
and is claiming an increasing number
of victims. The race of life is run at
a greater pace than it was, and the
pressure is greater in consequence.
Many organizations give way under
the strain. 1t is said that the increase
has been most rapid in the Western
States, hut no reason is suggested, and
it would be deeply interesting to know
why. for the causes which are in force
there are doubtless in force elsewhere.
The increase in insanity during the
ten years from 1870 to 1880 was near
ly $50 per cent, it is stated. From
1865 it is still greater, and, though
this is far from subject of jest, it
may be wondered whether, if the pro-
portion is maintained, it will not soon
be necessary to calculate the small
percentage of inhabitants of the West
ern States who retain their sanity.-
London Standard.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1885-09-03
The Use of Mosquitoes.

There had been discussion in the
parlor car on the uselessness of mosqui-
toes. This particular parlor car was
running through the State of Michi-
gan, where August mosquitoes are not
noted either for their modesty or their
smallness. After everybody else had
given his opinion yoang man accom-
panied by young lady was invited to
express his convictions on the momen-
tous question. This young man was
engaged in watching the face of the
young woman, who was so sweetly
sleeping upon his shoulder, breathing
through her mouth instead of her nose.
He was so vigilant in his guard
against mosquitoes lighting upon the
face of this fair one, evidently his own
little tiredy bridey wifey, that his own
neck and face were exposed to the as.
saults of the enemy
do l think mosquitoes are of any
use in this world?" he said. with Sc
we're slaps and scratches. Yes, /
think they are. It is their (sIap) mis-
sion to remind fcller that (slap and
scratch this isn't heaven, after all,
cuss 'em."-Chicdgo Herald