The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-04-07
FLEA BITES.

Fourteen young ladies' recently took
the veil at St. Josephs convent III st.
Louis.-Exchange.
There were about fourteen hundred
young ladies took the veil in this city last
month, March wind and fear OF free lies
was the probable cause.
CLAUSE writes to inquire: "What has
given woman the reputation OF being such
great talker%-Ex.
We don't know Clausa unless ii is be-
cause she is always at it.
-"Matrimony Made Easy" is the ii lie OF
a new bOok-Ex-
That is a good title but what We want to
know is how to buy brussels carp IS and
pianos and dustpars and servant girls
and babies rattles and 500 seal skin
sacques on $3.50 per week.
-"If man wants to own the earth, what
does woman PIX.
She probably wants new spring bonnet
just now.
Since Father Adam first was fooled,
The world has been by woman ruled;
She rules BY tactics of h-r own,
A laugh, sigh, smile, frOwn.-Ex.
And often too, if given room
She rules by yielding of the broom.
| Scientists have developed the fact that
after marriage women seldom chew gum.-
Exchange.
They have a better use for their jaws
than that and use it when "he" don't come
The girl who is handsome enough to
produce love at first sight should be locked
up during the heated season. She is liable
to produce son STROKE. Obser'
yer.
She should be put in bonds at ali events
and the minister is the proper person to dc
it.
To recover and old gray goose worth
for.y cents. cl4imed by ighbor, cost 8
Kentucky litigant forty dollars. Elk.
The "Kentucky Iitiga t" must have beer
a awful old goose, a'so.
A Poughkeepsie church member
knows a ~om who puts five dol ar bll
on the plate every Sunday, md If she hrp
pens to be absent three Sund VS. in success
son, she puts on twenty d Jllars next time
l-Ex.
Send her west.
1t is said there is soft side to ever.
man. Th-t's the reason why a dude !
afraid to stand ON his h-ad.-New 1ori
World.
A mis- axe. The reas,n a du le does nc
p stand on his head, is becau.e he has nj
head to stand on. A dude is all clothes.
A Vermont farmer msde net prof
of $3.50 from he produce OF singh
, turkey hen during the past season tx.
He would prob by have double tina
, amount had the hen been married.
A Lamar girl recently frightened he
Hover enurely out OF his ua'r.monial nc
;, atoms by working and presenting him wit
1 the motto: 81 need thee every hour" II
said be would be willing to give her ID
O greater portion of his time, but that hi
/. health demanded an hour or two out {
doors every day for exercise Exchange.
( II is probable she only wanted him {
:. hold her smelling bottle.
Florida has town named "Hurrab.
Exchange.
Old Fourth of July must live there.
Miss Birdie Mountjoy, of Lexington
1 plumed Der wings for flight hoDewsr
Moudsy morning, aud she was waited b
:, many sigh by the wearers OF broadclot
I her abouts.- Richmond Conservation.
The wearers of broadcloth must hsv
I been about out of wind by the time th
"bigh flyer" reached home.
e Cleveland is the most cons; stept demo
1 crst of the lot. He hasn't been TO churc
a since his Inauguration, and it is no
thought he never did attend church in h
life.-Exchange.
He attended pretty big neetin' on th
= 4th of March.