New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-17
needs only the cordial and general support when
he has more than earned.
THE KELLEY CORRESPONDENT BOILED
DOWN

Owing TO the comparative shOrtness or human
rro ord tbo comnorative longevity of the corTe-
s,ondepce attending The refusal of Italy and Ans
tria to receive Mr.. Kelley as the accredlteu repre-
sentative of the United States, the puDllc VIII
doubtless welcome digest which VIII IufhlSh 'lo
gst Of the whole matter. Here is just such digest
First letter. Tho Italian Minister at washington
writes Mr.. Bayard, inclosng newspaper report oI
an anti-Italran speech made by Mr. Kelley. and
wants to know the true inward fitness OF sehdihg
Kelley to represent the United States at the Italian
court.
Second letter. Mr.. Bayard loftily, not to say top
ottiIy. pouts out TO the Italian Minister that the
State Department of the United States doesn't pay
any attention to newspaper reports Of speeches.
anti-Itaan or otherwise. Mr.. Bayard adds that
Mr. Kelley is a truly good man If ever there was
one.
Third letter. Mr. Kelley. who, differing from the
State Department docs pay some attention oheWs-
paper reports of anh-Italian speeches. writes MT
Bayard, giving Kcilcy's revised version OF the
speech in question, at the same time heroicaily
urging Bayard to 90 ahead IN entire disregard OF
anv desire which Kelley may have to breathe tho
air of sunny Italy at Uncle Sans expense.
Fourth letter. The Italian Minister of Foreign Al
fairs writes to the Italian Minister at Washington
that Mr.. Kelley doubtless IS truly good man. put
the King of Italy is strong in the conviction that
the air of Italy wouldn't cOnduce to Mr.. Keiley's
health.
Fin letter. Mr. Kelley writes to President
Cleveland that inasmuch the King OF Italy IS OF
the opinion that the soft Italian air was never IN
tended for the respiration of tho Kelley lungs he,
Kelley concludes that there's no place like home
Sirh letter. Mr. Bayard Informs the Italian Min
Ister of the "arTe5atioa Of Mr. kciley's move
ments"
lSerenh letter. Mr. Bayard writes to the Austrian
Minister that tho man against whom Italy closed
her doors with chang" heard round the world is
to be fostcd on Austria!
Eiqhth letter. Count Kalnoky writes to the Aus
trian Minister at Washington, protesting against
a Minister whom Italy rejected being warmed
over and served up to Austria, and limiting
in a seml-confdential way at Austria's own pecu-
liar objection to Kelley.
Ninth letter. Mr. Bayard writes to the Austrian
Minister that he is impressed with AustrIa's
objection to Mr. Kelley, and wouldn't Austria re-
consider her objection with n view 10 falling III
love with him. OF course Mr.. Bayard recognizes
that Austria has q right to decide for herself
whether or not Mr.. Kelley is an acceptable person
10 her p S. THIS letter did not contain a post
script suggesting to Austria that taste for Kelley
like a taste for o ives, although not inherent
might be- acquired IN time.
Itnh letter. john NJ. Francis, American Minister
To Vienna writes to Mr.. Bayard that Austria, not
being partial TO secondhand ENJOYS, doesn't want
aud won't have any Kelley IN hers-Ausrla doeSn I
propose by conserving to receive Kelley, to cast a
reflection on the Italian taste.
Etrenh letter. Mr. Bayard tevidcntly with tears
i'm his eyes. hot. scaldIng tears writes TO Mr.
Francis to make one more effort TO Induce Austria
to fall IN love with Kelcy, and failing, TO lock up
the office aud core home.
JirelOh letter. The American Secretary OF Lega-
ton AT Vienna writes Mr. Bayard that Austria,
while set IN the conviction that she cannot ialI III
love with Mr. Kelley, would gladly fall III love with
some other American.
Thirteenth letter. Mr.. Bavard writes to the Amori-
eau Secretary of Legation that the responsibility
Tor not falling IN love with KeIlcy-after Italy had
publicly spurned hIm-rests with Austria and
tho issues raised are grave" and will DO sub
mttcd to Congress"
Fourteenth litter. Kelley writes TO Mr. Bayard,
reslgning the Austrian mission.
Fifteenth letter. Mr. Bayard writes to Kelley that,
although his diplomatic career has boen neither
long nor brilliant either in Italy or in Austria, he is
"A truly good man.