The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-04-19
sOTTO VOCE.

WE THIS morning call the attention. o.
Mr.. William b. Dickson to a case winch
transpired in the Police Cour. yes'e
dav. the details are rather filthy LOT
journal to handle, 9n n f nj
will no doubt find them pIiaeaI oi 10 that
in the Tribune. The case pi,eH tybich he
one man owned that row III w.. md hv
I'D haer concerned, was eccasi9neI "
NJ 4Iee foct that both he and announcer lau
t III ,''T I;vine IN unlawful cohaplta.1lo
FL tba Same female. Names, 9a.Ss'
W. all can be furnlsneu WI.
R R;ni ll at the Police Court; tne only
DioAIol Is that none of parues con-
draw 3a sra Mormons. viii Mr.. Dickson
o ogIow this to stand in the wayf ne
will.
Tur FOLLOWING lnecdote related OF an
old scoth guide, night with equal ap-
nronriateness be told of certain nigh
and mighty F. OH. to whom Levlberg $
oros much of its solid prosperity, a
oortv Of Young bloods who had been
Pto;l;1, sun mountain side under the
t Id. of an old fisherman, stopped
e. Iencfh to take a drink from the com,
a 90, Aask The horn was HANDED
to the guide who appeared Tor mo
,,,ent re hesitate. "There are only TWO
aocasions in life" he SAID, when holo
. man is justified in partaking OF hquor.
one is lust after he has eaten ID d
dinner of salt fish," "And the otner
asked one of the party. 1.-The .otner,
was the measured response, is wn ,
he hasn't !" and the flask went up TO MS
Inns in a long and steady dram.
THAT PORTION of the community
whiAh sits so patiently through court
proceedings has right to demand o.
Judge Zane why the case of Judge Craw
ford AGAINST Brigham Young, ct al.
was not set for trial IN the April term
The outrage of which Judge CRAWFORD
oomnIains was committed long before
The poIvgamy cases were raked up. The
fnn-foving public will not be apt to sub
NIT tamely to being cheated OF SO cholce
a uIorsal as the details in the CRAWFORD
suit.
IT WAS some Idaho judge-we dom
know whether or not his name was
Crawford-who, when he finished tax
ing the oath, which required him tt
swear that he had never accepted
money to influence his decisions Will,
on the bench congratulated himself
that mining stocks had not beer
included in the category. This is forci
bly, mindful of Walpole's remark on thu
fair sex: Every woman has her
price" said the great statesman. 81
never knew but one who would not
take money, and she took diamonds"
AN OLD anecdote was made to do new
service in the Grand Jury room the
other day, so one C he gentlemanly
inquisitors informs us An old lady OF
New England descent was being inter
rogated as TO some point about which
she was considerably uncertain Mr.
Dickson pressed her for positive an
swer.
Meow, ledge" said. the old dame
s'heow kin I be sure? If I'd know
I must know, I'd have feound eout be
fore / come. Heow could I charge my
mind with all these little things? Why
ledge, Its something like the old woman
who kneowed everything the lawyel
asked her SO pertckeler, that one of ZEN
asked her how she come to recklec
everything so well? WAL, SEE she, 6
jest thought some lawyer would be dar1
fool enough to ask me. that's why"
a roar Of laughter from the Crane
Jurors drowned further remark. Nh
Dickson acknowledged, good humor
edly, that he owed her one, and when
juror asked permission to give tn
joke to the press he did not withhold
the permission.