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guilty" whereupon the Judge looked him
squarely in the face, and said: "Now, see
here, you know that's az black lie Is you
ever told" The lawyer suggested that the
court should not pass judgment before
hearing the evidence. The court intimated
mildly that he knew his own business and
needed no assistance. As soon as the evil
dence was concluded the Justice proceeded
to pass Judgment Stand up" he said to
the prisoner. 1T Is ordered by the court
that the defendant be confined in tho
chain-gang at hard labor for twelve
months" Hold on, your honor" said the
lawyer; "you have no jurisdiction to pass
such sentence as that Youca only bind
the prisoner over to answer for the crime al
the Superior Court You have no right t.
sentence him to the changing" .'Now,
see here, young man; this court thinks she
knows herself and it will stand you in
hand to keep your mouth shut II hear
another word ont OF you I'll give you six
months in the chain-gang." The lawyer
collapsed. and the Justice proceeded with
the call Of his docket-CdrtcrsUille( Gd.)
American.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

Government officials in Canada. Is
well as large number of well-informed
private ladies. ,.y that if superior
women between the ages of eighteen
and twenty-five go there and submit to
the position of domestic service they
are almost sure to marry. and marry
we'll. within a short time of their ar
rival, especially if they go far West.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

WHAT can be more disagreeable, more
disgusting, than to sit in room with .
person who is troubled with catarrh, and
has to keep coughing and clearing his or
her throat of the mucus which drops into
it? Such persons arc always to be pitied
il they try to cure themselves and fail.
But il they getDr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
there need be no failure.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07
A Sad Case Of Poisoning

is that Of any man or woman afdictedlwith
disease or arrangement of the liver, re-
sulting in poisonous Accommodations in the
blood, scrofulous affections, sick-head-
aches, and diseases Of the kidneys, lungs
or heart. These troubles can be cured only
by going to the primary cause, and put
ting the liver in q healthy condition. To
accomplish this result speedily and effect
ually nothing has proved itself so efaca.
cious as DIR. Pierce's ''0olden Medical Dis
covery," which has never failed to do the
work claimed for it, and never viii.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07
No Mash.

No Mash.
A nice, common, everyday dude was
stupidity masquerading his form along st
Clair street last night, when handsome
woman put her head out Of a second-story
window and said:
"Babyr'
The dude wavered, almost sunk with q
sickening boom. stuck the eye-glass into his
right optic, glared up at the window, smiled
nauseatingly and said:
'Weally, now, ye know. Pom my word,
q mash!'
Come, baby, come" said the woman at
the window.
"Weally, ye KNOW" gaspcd the dude, Il
cahn't I'm on me way to see me curly,
ye know"
A little child, spattered with mud and its
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

II heard bright thing out West the 9TH
er day." remarked a commercial traveller,
land it pleased me so much that have re-
membered it on purpose to tell you. 1t was
. little thing, but good what there was of
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

PRoy. PROCTOR describes how the earth
will look sixty million years hence. 1t il
very interesting, but does not compare
with the burning question: How will We
look?-PhHddelphid Call.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

IT IL reported that female dentists are
gaining ground in Germany. They seem
to be taking root in this country.-W
CITY Derrick.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

: Rupture radically cured, also
nile tumors and fistalas. Pamphlet OF par.
ticulars two letter STAMPS Worlds DIS.
pensary Medical Association, buHslosN'1 Z.
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ger needed nurse and Malviny applied in
person for the position.
'.Have you had any experience taking
care of children?' asked Mrs Yerger.
HAS l had any 'sperience wild childruns!
I should say had lots OBJ hit Why, Dress
your soul, tuck car OBJ one chile for
twenty yeahs; yes, mum, 1 did. Dc parents
OBJ dat infant dey jess wushuped me- dey
id."-Tcrds Stftings.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

PIXIES TooTHACHE DROPS cure in minute sc.
Glenn's S,lphar Soap heals an6 beauties. s5c.
Gr1nAn CORN REMOVER kills Corns Bunions.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

The small boy steals away from school
to Ego q fishin'." He hates his. book and
bats his hook.-Boston Transcript
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

WHEN q woman wants to make q com.
plete change of front she leaves of her
banga-Burlington Free Press.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

"WHY il it that nearly all mems heads
are rouud!" because so few OF them are
sauare.-Er0nsrille Argus.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

An organist who advertised for vocal.
lists for q church choir, headed his ad-
vertisement: "Good chants for the right
parties. n-ROxbury Allocate.
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A sHARP.rALx1SG lady was reproved
by her husband, who requested her to
keep her tongue in her mouth. My
dear" she said, "it's against the Law to
carry concealed weapons."-N T. Inde-
pendent.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

CusroMER-Have you some good, inn.
ported cigars? New Clerk-Not just now,
but we shall have in about an hour. The
printer around the corner IL 1t work on
The labels now. Chicago Ne,es.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

THE sea side IL q good deal to the ma
blind in one eye.-Merchdnt Traveller.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

A SroCK-Y YARDS hog thief is certainly |
pork-reacher.-Chicd Sun.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

A Conservative Appetite.
$50 you don't care to 60 to Kansas" said
an Arkansaw immigration agent address
ing an old negro.
mo, sab. d. tells me dat da haster eat
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07
A Faithful Domestic.

n FoutuIut DOmeStlcs
An old colored woman named Malviny
had heard that it was great recommended
ton for servant if she had remained .
number Of years in one family. Mrs Yer
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The cholera germ is said to Be shaped
like a comma. Can't it he brought to Z
full stop by cutting of its tail!-Peck'a
Sun.
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sweet blue eyes flashing with indignation.
sized up" the dude for moment, then
stopped to the ground, seized . rock and
said:
"Twit taughtin' to my muzzer, you
blamed old dudev'
No masb.-Cleueland Pl0indedler.
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"CIRcUs Soar" is advertised. We sus.
pect its manufacture ID controlled by q
ring, and the article |: used principally
for washing "tumblers. "-Norrssto,e
Herald.
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IF one dog can be placed on scent, how
many dogs can be placed on trade dol
Jar!-Edldmdz0O Vanity Fair.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

20, WHERE does beauty inger?" de:
mands Quaker city poetess. As usual
thing she fingers in the parior until her
mother has cleaned up the htcaen.-N. Il
NaH.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

WHO says that fish do not cry aloud.
Little Paul says his cook makes . Goldfish
ball every Sunday morniug.-Ihe Ram.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07

renamed and called CAolerado. Are y0
ready for the questioa2-Boatoa Posi-,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1885-11-07
Narrow Escape.

ROCHESTER. June ]. 1852. ''Ten
Years ago was attacked with the most
Intense and deathly paths in my back :,u and
Extending to the end Of my toes and to
my brainl
"From agony!l!l
at took three men to hold ne on my bed
Ut times!
"The Doctors tried in vain to'relieve me,
but to no purpose.
Morphine aud other 0ptltesi
Had NO effectl
AFTER two months was given up to
dell!
When my wife
heard neighbor tell what Hop Bitters had
done for her, she at once got and gave me
some. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to 60 hunting through my system
for the pain.
The second dose eased me 90 much that
slept two hours something had not done for
was well and at work as hard as any man could
Grover three weeks: but worked too hard for
my strength. and taking hard cold, Twas tax
en- with the most acute and painful rheumatism
all through my system that ever was known.
81 called the doctors again. and after several
weeks they left me cripple on crutches for
my case, and he said Hsp HItters had cured him
and would cure me. poohed at him. but he
was 50 earnest was induced to use them again.
crutches and went to work lightly and kept on
using the bitters for five weeks, until became
as well as any man living, and have been 90
for six years since.
1t has also cured my wife, who had been
sick for years; and has kept her and my
children well and healthy with from two to
three bottles per year. There is no need to
be sick at all il these bitters are used.
J. J. BERK, Ex-Supervisor.
"That poor invalid wife, Sister, Mother,
"Or daughter!!!!
"Can be made the picture Of healthl
"with few bottles of Hop Bittersi
q IViIl as,.s Lot fbo,, c,,forfffpt
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PrO0CC11to the SIC3WdfeF0 III
II when you call for Hop Bitters the druggist hands
out anything but Hop Bners'' with green cluster
Of Hops on white label shun that druggist a. you
would viper; and II he has taken your money for
bogus stuff fndict him for the fraud and him for
damages for the swindle, and We will reward you
literally for the conviction.
See o. s. Court Injunction against c. D. Warner.
Reading. Mich. and all his statesmen and agents.
DrugYista, and other imitators. take warning.
HOP BITTERS MFG co.
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EIY'S
CREAM BALM
not aloud q sluFF.

A few applicationsrc-
neve. A thorough treat
naens trEI cure. Agree
able to use. Price 80
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Principal once. ssl Nal. ST., LOUISVILLE, N.
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ROCHESTER,. June ], 1882. "Ten
Years ago was attacked with the most
Intense and deathly pains in my back and
-KidUrtM,
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-11
v OIL. az
Sic Had COnf7deuee,

Mrs. II. c. Harshbarger, Manor Hill,
Huntingdon County, Pa, writes "DR. S.
,. HARTMAN 81 CO., Columbus, o.: l
have been afflicted for three years, caused
by over-work too soon after confinement
Ny kidneys became seriously affected;
could not retain my urine day nor night.
1t was high colored, thick and bloody.
MY monthlies had left altogether for four
teen months, during which time was
confined to my bed with beating IN right
ovaries. The discharge from the womb
was SO offensive no one could stay in the
room. The urine continued bloody, with
pain in voiding it. and when in bel would
pass from me in my sleep. have had
three doctors attending me regularly, one
for four months, one of the others one
whole summer, and the third all winter.
We had two others in consultation with
them, and used twenty bottles OF dltter-
ent kinds Of patent medicines, all to no
good I then got a bottle Of PERUNA,
and before I had three fourths of tn c bot
tie taken I quit wctting the bed and could
retain the urine sufficient TO attend church,
which I had not done for three years,
and nv mOnthlies came back as NJ -tural
as ever; indeed, I considered myself 4
well woman again. Since that time have
had pneumonia. My confidence IN Re
Z doctor I followed the directions in
your ellis Of Life" and am over IT, as well
as can be expected Of one so delicate as
have been. Others in my neighborhood
had the same disease, and among them
were strong men, and had the best Pilysi-
clans, and vet died, while I sailed through
in safety on PERUNA and MANALIH. l
sincerely believe, and would say to all the
afflicted in the wide world, that PERUNA
and MANALIN are the only two medicines
that any one needs in any disease, if used
as directed in your book entitled "The Ills
of Life"
]. E. Fleming, publisher of the New
Dominion, Morgantown, viva, writes:
Some months since, l received some of
your medicine. in exchange for advertis-
ing. My wife has taken five bottles of it,
and has derived great benefit from it."
Mr.. NJ. c. Pershing, Bradenville, Pa,
writes: " My wife has been using PERU
MA for some time for weak lungs and liv-
er and kidney complaint, and thinks it IS
doing her great good. Has used only one
bottle as yet. Please send your book on
the 'Ills Of Life as we can't get any from
our druggist"
Mr.. John Denny, Mt. Vernon, o.,
writes 4" We have large sale in Pr
RUNA. 1t gives satisfaction"
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Nuggets of Wisdom.

Large grown tress should not be
within 40 feet Of the building or
each other, unless you provide for
cutting out the surplus growth af-
forwards when they crowd.
In selecting the varieties 60 to
the nearest successful fruit grower
and see what varieties succeed the
best with him, and set these. Let
there be but few stands, and these
chiefly winter varieties.
Go into no speculation in this
matter, neither be enticed by fine
cuts shown by the agents; but go
to some reliable nursery and pur-
chase young, vigorous stock.
Set out few grapes, as the Con-
cord and Early Victor; cherries, as
Early Richmond and English Mo-
relic; blackberrles, as the Turner
and Brandywine; strawberries, as
the Charles Downing and Crescent.
These varieties generally succeed;
new varieties can be added after
more experience.
Head your trees when young to
a proper height and natural form.
The greatest enemy to the or
chard is the round headed borer.
A band of strong tarred paper
put around the trees next to the
ground, 90 inches high, is the best
preventative of injury from this
pest, as well as from rabbits.
House your poultry, and do not
make your fruit trees a roost for
fowls.
Do not mortgage when once paid
for.
Keep out of debt. Pay what you
owe. Buy only what you need.
Attend to your business. Gov
ern your temper. Birdie your
If you have nothing good to say
Of your neighbor,. SAY nothing evil of
hem.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-11
Cure ForPiIes.

PILES are freq uently preceded by
a sense of weightin the back, loins an
lower part of the abdomen, causing the
patient to suppose he has some affec-
ton of the kidneys or neighboring or
gans. at times, symptoms of indiges-
ton are present, as fiatulency, uneasi-
ness of the stomach, etc. A moisture,
like Precipitation, producing a very dis
agreeable itching, after getting warm,
is very common attendant. Blind,
Slee ding and Itching Piles yield "a
onceto the application OF DIR. Bos an
kos Pile Remedy, which acts directl y
upon the parts affected, absorbing til e
Tumors, aliaying the intense itching,
and effecting a permanent cure. Price
8 o cents. Address, The DIR. Bosanko
NJ edicine Co., Piqua, Ohio. Sold by FL.
NJ .Grigsby. sep41yr
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-11
Isham ASIA FireIit Headland.' y

The American compares Isham
@. Harris in his attitude as to the
Tennessee debt, with Andrew
Johnson cutting loose from the
carpet baggers and championing the
rights of an outraged and de perate
people" 1t saps that the senator
stood ''like frelit headland on a
wild coast"
Firelit headland is good. 1t is a
volcanic figure. That the senator
had signed some of the bonds and
had written a very strong letter
just the other way and favored, it
is said, the hundred and three,
made it an onerous duty for which
all due credit. That it was the
only way back to the senate made
it all the harder.
Did the American ever reflect
that sometimes people are glad a
thing has been done, and yet don't
afterwards go wild over the people
who have done it? 1t is just posi-
Bile that that is why the sands of
the political life Of the machine
have almost run out.-Avalanche.
The Pulaski citizen. [volume] (Pulaski, Tenn.) 1866-current, 1885-06-11
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Animals that are troubled with
worms may be safely and speedily
relieved by giving them a small
dose of turpentine two or three
times in their feed.
One teaspoonful of chloride of
lime in three quarts of water will
take stains from white goods. Rats
and mice avoid chloride of lime.
If spider or dish gets burned in
using, do not scrape it, but put a
little water and ashes in, and let it
get warm; it will come off nicely.
Horses that have rackful of hay
before them all the time will grow
poor, when if fed a limited quantity
with some grain they will become
fat. The rack filed with hay be-
comes offensive from the horses
breath and the animal must be
partly starved before he will eat it.
Oil cloth may be kept bright when
almost worn out, if, after washing
it, you take a flannel cloth and dip
a corner of it in kerosene, and rub
the oil cloth with it. Of course, 6
very little oil goes a great ways
and care must be taken not to use
too much.
A German test for watered milk
consists in dipping a well-polished
knitting needle into a deep vessel
Of milk, and then Immediately with.
drawing it in an upright position
If the milk is pure a drop of the
fluid will hang to the needle, but
the addition Of even a small portion
Of water will prevent the adherence
of the drop.
To destroy red ants, grease 9
plate with lard and set it where
ants congregate; place a few bits Of
wood so the ants can climb on the
plate easily; they will forsake any
food for lard; when the plate is vel
covered with them turn it over 6
hot fire of Goals; they will drop into
the fire and You can then reset the
plate for another catch. A few
rehetitions will clean them out.
FURNITURE PoLIsH.-The below
simple preparation is said to be de
sirable for cleaning and polishing
old furniture. Over a moderate fire
put perfectly clean vessel Int
this drop two ounces of white o
yellow wax. When melted, add fou
ounces of pure turpentine, then sti
until cool, when 1t is ready for use
The mixture brings out the origina
color of the wood, adding G luste
equal to that of varnish. Scientifi
American.
To CURE CHIKLEN CHoLERA.-To On
gallon of water add two ounces O
sulphuric acid and one pound o
cOpperas; dissolve thoroughly. o
this mixture put tablespoonful t.
every gallon of water you give you
fowls. Sprinkle their dropping
with some of this mixture, using +.
sprinkler. If there is a remedy ex
tant this is one.
For MUSCULAR RHEUMATISM
Some person asks in your paper 0
a recent date for a prescription 70,
muscular rheumatism. Please give
this, which any druggist can fill:
Potass. iodide, 80 grs.; potass
bicarb, GO grs. vim. colch. SEM, 20(
drops: aqua cinnamon, l o.; syr
sym. enough to make os. Elk
One teaspoonful every four hours il
water. Rheumatism, particularly
when of long standing, is apt to bt
obstinate, but this will do it.-A. Z
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"ROaOh on RGtS.-Clears out rats
mice, reaches, flies, ants, bedbugs.

mice, reaches, flies, ants, bedbugs.
Heart PGinS.--Palpitatio Drop
steal Swellings, Dizziness, Indigestion
Headache, Sleeplessness cured BY
"Wells' Health Renewer."
"ROugh on COrns .''---Ask TO
Wells "Rough on Corns." 15c. Quicl
warts, bunions.
"Buchu-PGi6G. "--Quick, com
plete cure, all Kidney, Bladder ant
Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation
Stone, Gravel, Catarrh of the Bladder
81. Druggists,
Bed Bugs, Files Flies, reaches
bed bugs, rats, mice, gophers, chip
hunks, cleared out by Trough or
Rats" 10 cents.
ThigG PeOpJe.--@Wells' Health Re.
newer" restores health and vigor, cures
Dyspepsia, Impotence, Sexual nebll
ity. 81.
CROUCH on Pain. ''--Cures chol
era, collie, cramps, diarrhoea, aches, pains
sprains, headache, neuralgia, rheuma.
tism. zoe. Rough on Pain Plasters, loo
MOtherS.--It you are falling, bro.
ken, worn out and nervous, use "Wells
Health Remover" 81. Qruggists.
Life RreSerVeT.--I you are losing
your grip on life, try "Wells' Health
Remover" Goes direct to weak spots
though on Piles. "--Cures Piles
or Hemorrhoids, Itching, Protruding,
Bleeding, Internal or other. Internal
and External Remedy in each package.
Sure cure, 80 cents. Druggists.
Pretty WOmen.---Ladies who
would retain freshness and vivacity,
don't fail to try "Wells" Health Re-
newer"
ssROEgk on ItCh.''-"Rough on
Itch" cures humors, eruptions, ring
worm, letter, salt Theum, frosted feet,
chillblains.
'.ROuOh on Cdt0TT'h. - -Corrects
offensive odors at once. Complete cure
of worst chronic cases, also unequaled
as gargle for Diphtheria, Sore Throat,
Foul Breath, soc,
Tie Hope or the N0ttOR.- Chill
dren, slow in development, puny,
scrawny and delicate, use "Wells'
Health Remover"
CdtGrrh of the BLGdder.-Sting-
ing, irritation, inflam nation, all Kid
ney and Urinary complaints, cured by
''Buchu-Paiba." 81.
VGter Bags, ROGches."---
"Rough on Rats" clears them out, also
Beetles, Ants.