Southern standard. (McMinnville, Tenn.) 1879-current, 1885-11-21

Chattanooga's clergy firmly abide
by the Divine mandate, Increase
and multiply" One minister counts
eleven smiling faces at his family
board, another thanks kind Provi-
dence for thirteen, a third sings praise
on high for ten, fourth has reached
eight, and is scarce on the shady side
of forty.
Ayers Sarsaparilla works directly
and promptly, to purify and enrich
the blood, improve the appetite,
strengthen the nerves, and brace up
the system. 1t is in the truest sense
an Alternative medicine. Every inva-
lid should give it trial.
Let this have a front seat in your
brain pan: Education, however
thorough, does not relieve anybody
from the duties which devolve on
common humanity.
Itch, mango and scratches OF every
kind cured in 80 minutes by Woolfords
Sanitary Lotion. Use no other. This
never fails. Sold by j. B. Ritchey,
druggist, McMinnville, Tenn.
fla woman is rich she is called
handsome and beautiful, even if she is
homely enough to warp a street car
track out of shape. Ever notice it?
No family in this broad land should
undertake to keep house without
Johnson's Anodyne Liniment, many
have tried it but failed. 1t is worth
more to family than whole medi-
cine chest.
A Louisiana paper says that the
race question is thoroughly settled in
that State, white and black working
together in all the industrial pursuits.
The assessed valuation of the twelve
Southern States has in five years in
creased nearly $1,OOO,OOO,OOO. The
South is attending largely to business
and letting politics severely alone.
The most contemplate fraud that
has been practiced upon farmers and
Others in the last few years is the sell
ing of immense packs of worthless
horse and cattle powders. There il
only one kind now known in thi,
country that are unadulterated anC
those are Sheridan's.
linen realize as they grow older tina
they are the dependent ones, anC
there is nothing like a true, honest
friendly, loving woman, who knows
all his peculiarities and foibles, t.
lean upon. Husbands and wive
change places in measure when the!
grow old, and she who chung as tn,
4. ivy to the oak in youth, becomes tn,
: cornerstone of old age.
India rubber worms; Did you eve
see any? Well, the first time you pas
one of these street vendors of worn
candy he will show you bottle full O
them, but if you want to see genuin
worms, give wormy child a dose o
+, Whites Cream Vermifuge, it bring
EN-. Sold by ]. B. Ritchey. ~
A little three-year old, the yOuni
hopeful of an estimable lady on Pet,
! Hill, in Salem, is just beginning t
d. verge into the period Of childish in
vestigation, doubt and inquiry. TIL
little fellow had heard the word
y "grass widow" and fastened to in
e quire their meaning of his mother
BY the way of illustration she toll
y him that if his father should run ava
and leave her alone without an
cause then she would be grass vic
ow. The future senator looked up i
! his mothers face and said: "The
what'd 1 be? Would l be a gras,
hopper ?" .t.
To the youngster who has sprair
l. as well as the old gentleman who SUI
fers from Rheumatism, Lame Back, {
; Neuralgia, Coussens Lightning Lin
ment, affords a relief which such su
. ferers can appreciate. Owners of va
liable horses also rejoice to know ther
is such remedy as this liniment fc
. SPAWN, Ringbone, Scratches, Gal
etc. For sale by j. B. Ritchey.