The Wilmingtonian., 1885-11-28
Brother Gardner on Matrimoney

Brother Gardner on Mdtrimoney
il s ould like to spoke a few remarks I"
Brudeer Side Bur skinner," observed
the President, as tile dust began to settle 10
Paradise Hall.
Brother Skinner, VINO is young man Of
%, with mild eye and lilac necktie adyan-
ced TO the front, aud tie president coutinu-
{ eli; tt "-r1al zn<s--.--r0ns, etyIT.ss
"B, other Skinner, de news has reached
my ears dat you ain about to be mar'd |
trus' dat the report am true, beoase | be-
Iieve it am The dooty Of ehery young man
+, WHO kin support a wife to take QUE"
at am true, sah. "
tDen let me compliment you wild one
ha 4 an spoke few remarks % you wild de
odder. Gittin' mar'd has its very serious
SIDE. Fur instance, am de gal gwlne to
marry you because she loves you, or Y
spite her folks bekase dey kept her away
from de skatin rlnk9 Am You gwire tc
marry de gal fer love, OF bekase her father
mas some wealth which you hope he'll shell
out fur your benefit
Love am a powerful emoshum, Bruddel
Skinner, but love widout pork and ,taters tt
keep it goin' am like de froth on top o
soda water.
Don't mistake your sentiments. If yol
am sartn dat you love, go ahead. If it an
only lollypop, hire ont as deck hand on
steamboat fur week an it VIII go away
have known couple ez seemed to be dyin
of love. Dea silly ackshuns made EN- III
laflin' stock of hull naypurhuod. Da.
seemed to dote and dote, but it didn't last
After couple OF Vars de husband wal'
home grumber an tyrant, an the wife
gadabout au' scold What dey 81 ose
was love wal only lolypnp.
Doan marry gal hnpn' dat her lathe
VIII set you up in lie barber Gisnrss Me-,
fadder. in-Itws not ,nly want all dey ht
got but am wiIlu' tt struggle iur an"tht
: 1000
Duan' sut down an ii ger dat to- lateis,
Loaf IF bread, halt pIini ot meat az
quart OF appesaas am NJ IL Tuu yOu TOR
week. You viii want III The salary Won ki
arm, an you had btttel took aruuu' an III
0 body whn viii |" d YIN a dollar no
f an then.
DUan Halter NOu ,ctvcS ddt AL y II IA
= ~ IT, do All tp w. nt 4. huuse an XII
ub,r d. gate. Yun',l W i, ng,y lul %
beet an bak q ueaus; oar uiuze Will NJ
i out, you flour an bu,tcr Viii waste awi.
a az bnl fur two months rent Will stnd
], hill down your hacE DE- man or woma
Nhn sprcks dat MAJ 4 ti;e am green !
= shady lane lined W d rraugr blossoms {
p one SIDE an tem-duliar lHll> On the odde', q
t. gwine to wake up some DAY an find de ra
is leaviu' de place in dlgust
!, Think Of desc things, Bludder Skinne
You kin get a wife in about five minute
but it takes five Vars to git shet Of some
'em. Elk eek about una days sunshine f
week of cloudy wenther Reckon
H. house rent comm due de fust Of ebe
he month. an de grocer an butcher keepn' a
eye out fur you each Saturday night.
will amaze You how de woodpile decides .
AZ how de flour gifts outen de bar'l so 500
"a Doan walk into box, but fgger on whetll
ly de bait am wuth de risks. If you conciu
q to mary, you kin depend on dis club after
ls in de obsequis in body, bringing along
:, bouuteous supply of ham sandwich
''e If you decide not to, it am probable dat y
Zee will soon be promoted to some posishum
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