New-York tribune., 1885-02-17

TUE TALK or THE DAY.

ThH, FAR iowa has sent more visitors to the New
Orleans Exposition than any other Northern state
The time Is fast approaching when his troubles will begin
ALREADY they declare that Mr CieveHnds growing thin,
Frw people have notion OF the misery that awaits
'"N ~ -lBoston Courier
The ,aekass would not hide his ears II he could He
thinks they look well enough .-tNeworleans Picayune
The Rev Mr. Rain srort. the rector OF old st.
George's Is II young Canadian giant win a fresh,
Vrilc enthusiastic character ON recent sunday ar
II his assistants. who ha charge OF large
special exhibition OF the school and as they were pass
ing through "a very untshonable nclghDorhoOd the a.
sstant. anxious 10 show MS SKIN ln gathering amOs
into the fold said To an innoenl0oAing yousster they
met sauntrring along VIII you not To the mis-
sion school this afternoon. my Ooy We are gong 70
have an interesting exhibition. and The rector VIII be
there :" Mhatt that " from tho small hoy. " Why.
this the rector SAID the siageered assistant ndicat
lug his smiling companion ION, my ~ cried the
hrip To- his mother when he gets growed up !"-[New
York Correspondence OF the Boston Budget
Tho Rev Dr Newman smyth, pastor OF the Centre
Church. New Haven. is preaching series OF sermons 10
workugmen entitled Some Social Problems" lie Is
attracting large numbers Of people who do not ordina-
rily 20 to any church.
The plan OF marking OF with red pencil seats sold 10
,bs re- narIies is a good one other people buying
can locate themselves In different part OF the house.
the progress Of the play lNe"- Orleans Picayune
IIo comes In with a stride.
And the door opens wide.
And leaves it where open he throws it,
And makes us look GUNNER
Than did IN the summer,
when he always was careful TO close IL.
: Boston Courier.
There Is Episcopal clergyman not far from this city,
nearly all OF whose parshOners have telephone in
their houses He also has telephone in the rectory,
and IL is his custom stormy evenings for which
service appointed to call up his parshoners by tele-
phone and Inform them that there Will be service.
That WAS singar xporimcnt at the Key West church
far A bonnet proposed To no voted To the hand-
vie and the bonnet was destroyed in the fight that
folOwed-lSt Paui ulope'
II the St lawyers killing each other ut the
rate per day they have been making recently there is
some room for fearing that tho town will not long be able
TO dispute with Chicago title of the wckedest town
on earth.
The roller rink has many sns to answer for but IL still
remains "A fourlshing American Institution. Something
mast be done soon. however for the daShng g pro-
of roller skating Is usurpig tno pace OF lhe
deyed coachman and clipping with rich helresses. The
rink must reform or go.-l Minneapolis Tribune.
Trouble is experienced In kentucky town to obtain
water enough to run mills. II the Kentucky people
did not much water adueratlhg other liquids,
this difficulty might have been evaded
"Yes" said Mrs Jones. when my daughter was born
sworc would make her "a lady when she grew up and
have kept my worh. 80, ,,... H., .,o, uur,
Indeed" said MrS smith - mas she 'harreu "eh'
No; she In still sin2le'
And you have made her a lady. you say T.
"Yes saeslady." -lBoston courier
the other day and burned The ashes of the carpet
veded more than ~. 800 in god-dust The room from
which was 1t taken in the United states Mint
:. II ANYBODY asks you why hosted the fag at my
sld IT, Clark, County Clerk ana Recorder 10
,u.t say To him It's account OF twins-a boy and
III and he walked with proud step ana smile
SSbcb spoko OF heart oyerii0wing with joy.lButte
Aiont.) Inter Mountain
II ia proposed to build another tunnel through the
Alps be tween Chur and Biasca
doctor who ought know says that the practice OF
the Wholesale OF smelling salts, which came In with
universal fashion OF carrying sncllinsDottles IL sure 10
have influence upon the oliactory nerves sooner or
later, ami render tho victim unable 10 distinguish
cologne from assafptida More than all that, t causes
headaches sore throats and red Tho last argu
ment Will have It's weight The smellingboItle must go
I Philadelphia Record
That Long Island ghost may be a Brooklyn mugwump
who wanted Office.
Crimnal-"Is It fact that Mr. Evarts has been raised
to the bench r.
Lawyer" Oh. no he has just been elected United
States Senator"
"Thank heaven"
"Why."
"whyi Thought he had been made Judge and
might try my ease Justfhmk Of what.a long sentence
ho would give fellow like me-"
Gayy tho rash young man
Puts the skates,
Saying: " l think can
Astonish the States."
Then he strikes wildly out
Fnster aud faster;
And with bump and Shout
Yolls for 00urtpaater.