Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-10-23

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\ Young lady in Boston, who recently (
married foppish bachelor, remarked to II
friend that she expected to change her res ,,
idcnce, ~ she had recently taken a Hat IN
an apartment house.
Shakespeare has just been appointed
postmaster at Kalamazoo, Mich. This re-
minds us that we saw the old chap, only
few days ago, on II bust in public Ii
brnry.
"The Seven Stars of the Mysterious Ten
and the Daughters of the Sepulchre" is the
title of an assessment life insurance asso-
citation in Texas. Shows what dare
devil set the Texans are to risk their lives
in an association with name like that
Mrs. Bascom says that she will never 90
to dress assembly again, for although
she had no more than the ordinary num-
Der of rings on her fingers, she had so
many bellies on her toes that she never eN-
poets to be able to wear tight shoes again.
He'll Gate is blown up, but the proprie
tor is still doing business ut the old .
stand.
/ An Indiana lyceum is discussing the fol /
lowing question: "lf husband puts court .
plaster over his wle's mouth to stop her
talking is divorce the remedy Domes ,
tic affairs seem to be more serious than /
politics out in Indiana.
Higgins, it is suid, has applied for a two
weeks leave of absence. by all means
give him two years.
The only circumstances under which a
man can pull more than horse is when
lac is pulling at bottle.
In German army circles II soldier Is
obliged to write home to his wife once
every month This is one of the tcrrors of
military life to the Teutons.
The vocabulary of child five years old
is said not to exceed two hundred or three
hundred words. And yet children of this
age are supposed to sit on a dictionary at
every meal.
Boston has a literary sullivan and
sugger Sullivan. The women adore the
first and the men the second.
An exchange observes "The popula-
ton of Canada is not much greater than
that of New York" Ia fact, New York
contributes quite Canadian colony every
year.
Sweet are the uses of the university, is
he way all the Cambridge girls put it
SOmmCrUtllc Journal.
A western cowboy was recently shot
and killed for calling a cOmrade II microbe.
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"oS'o" o'''
Courtshlp, IKE chahpaGne' soon loSt9
its zest if kept too long after the pop
HARTFORD sunday JOUrndl.
4 coal barge was sunk in Hell Gate a
few days since. This looks as if his "a
'anic Majesty was Il little snort OF luel-
Life.
Attorney General Garland is so sensa.
, tive nhnnf the tclarhone business that he
\ has asked The Cabinet brethren not to say
1t "hrllon when they meet hIm. Boston
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10 CLOSE OF Anol her 'Ne, h9W the WoiI,
does improve Ihe hrst rye mao IL
l.. seen OF the lady are to hc relied upon
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ie Gladstone talks distinctly in medium
tones, and I-ord TaIls34r% Iouul{' oileII
re hoioitrouHF ply iIoIV i"i i l,,
Ie colsl"tL"''e 10 lIlI''''e nun '"S'"" ''
- "Bridrrt. iii Won hear the dOor-bcll =
~ "Yes'm" "W'hV don't YOU go 10 IT,,
door. then ?" sure. an it's nobody [,
he see me. I'm not eNpectin callers to-day.
ne -ChicugO NcWS
' Rum and honey is said to be one of tn
best cough medicines for ii family. Tn
IL wife can use her share of 1.-THE honey
it while the husband, with his usual self
sacrificing devotion, gets away with tn
M nasty rum.-FuU Rtrr ldrdHcC.
'N Emma Nevada will take her husband Ol
70 a concert tour for Il honeymoon lie vii
he i'm the concert company, and conse
-. ouently Nevada will receive all the flower
" and have no cause to be Jealous NCi
We orleans Picujptnc.
ed ..U.lIn Tnnnliins my dear fellow
he ,.o,,,r INST tb imnn I've h.en Innl;inT far
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want tn burrow SO from Won, Must hay
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