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Mr.. Beecher holds to evolution,
but he wants it distinctly understood
that the ape was an intelligent one
from which he sprarg.
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-Turnips for feeding purposes shouldl
be used at the rate of peck day to-
each full-grown cow or to each ten
sheep. -Csncinndti Iimea.
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Sub eribe for the SUNDAY BAzoo.
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More than a hundred people have
been killed BY the blood-thi-sty In
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FOR the Saratoga monuments at
Schuylerville the Government has ap-
propriated $4,000, the State Legisla-
ture S25, 900, and $4,000 has been
raised by private subscription. A plat
of four acres within the line of Bur-
goyne's intrenchment has been bought,
and granite shaft of one hundred and
fifty-five feet there erected, on q bluff
overlooking the famous field of surren-
der. 1t remains to place in the out
side inches the stutues of Gates, Schuy-
Ter and Morgan, leaving Arnold's niche
expressly vacant, and to record within
the shaft, on bronze and terra Gotta
tablets, the leading incidents Of the
Revolution Troy Times
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WEEKLY BAZOO.
SEDALIA, Mo.

TUESDAY, JUNE 9. 1885.
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YOU BET HE WAS MAD

We hid qui rain, Saturday morn
ing that was badly needed. One old gentle
man sat in the house ard rubbed his hands
in ecstasy when he saw the rain coming
down.
And the old man said we ought to be
thankful to the Giver of every good and
perfect gift for such blessed shower; and
how that He who watched even the fail of
a sparrow, in bounteous mercy suppli- d our
every want.
YES!
And then, after the rain was over, he
went out and found that Re had forgotten
to correct the caves with the cistern by the
short piece of spout.
II was then that pious old pirate let fly
a string of oaths that flew thick around in
the balmy air and cut holes in the ground
with their sharp corners. He couldn't see
a blessing in the whole armament, and fin.
ally wound up by blast Of maledictiops
on those who led peoples minds off their
business by their everlasting twaddle."
This is a queer world.
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SPRING CLOTHES.
Dashed in and Out by One Whos.
Don't Slop Over
THE DEACoNn's LETTER.

Deacon Simeon. the old man who lives
in the west end, is sill pushing his suit
for the postofice. He is cIamerous, and
has written the following letter to the pres
ident, which was submitted to the BAzoo
man for his approval, before it was sent
SEDALIA, Mo-, April 25.
Grover Cleveland esq.,, Washington, DC.
DEAR Mr.. PREsIDENT.-I am an old
man, but active for my years. I have al
ways been a regular Democrst-never
scratched a ticket, aud was the frat man
N Sedalia VINO raised hog with your
name on it, Nov / need the Office.
can't work like a young man, and it is
right and proper that the party should as
sist in taking care of me in
my declining years. Mr.. Cleveland
/ am a Methodist democrat. That church
should be recognized in this squabble. I
am not chronic ofice-seeker, but I do
claim that the Method;sts should be al
lowed 10 assist in '',uroing the rasc lis out"
Again, need the Office Don't forget
this very important matter, which I am
personally lit rested 10.
Some time ago the Mi souri, representa-.
ton met in Washir gton and decided who
should hold the Offices I'm Missouri. was,
in the list, left out. Now, see Joe Pulit.
z'r says you are taking YOUR own way In
these matters. and l do hope you can see
your way clear to make M postm aster at
Ssdalia.
Yours In honesty of purpcss-in want
TO serve the public. l am respectfully
SIMEON DINwIDDIE
p. S.-Ssnd the commission along right
away, because my daughter Sophia needs
a new summer hat. Sd.
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FLEA BITES.

More stars are visible st tie roller
skating rink than in the heayens.-Jetftr-
son City Tribune.
Stars and stripes both, that is 10 ssy the
flag of the union.
An exchange says that the msn or
woman who has never loytd d, Rugged,
kissed, played with, listened to, told o.
res to, or thoroughly spanked child, has
missed the cardinal joys of life"
We don't know about the first part of
the performance, but we do know we have
seen chi dren it would have been Joy to
spank.
"A bill Introduced into the Ohio legis-
lature to make one year of drunken habits
on the part of the husband legal cause
for divorce, has excited much comment
throughout the country.-N. Y. Sun.
We regard this as god law. No man
ought to enjoy wife and over a nine
month"; drunk.
BY the law of Massachu et,s there are
seven'esn relatives which man is prohib-
tied from marrying In ih,t state, eight of
whom are merely relatives in law, viz:
step-mnther, grand-father's wife, sons wife,
grand sons wife, wife's mother, wife's
grand-mother, wife's daughter, wife's
grand. da5ghler,-Ex.
This leaves a fellow numbering
small margin to 60 On. and probably &C.
counts for four-6fths OF the Ma sachusetts
femsles being unmarried.
Miss Cleveland is sd to be much OPP
posed to dsncing.-Ex.
Some of the St. Louis "Colonels" proba-
bly, sympathize with her.
The young ladies of Boonville have
organized a Ioking club, ard all the young
gentlemen are refusing all invitations to
dine out.-Exchange.
Even Bocnville man may be pardoned
for refusing bullet biscuit and tough beef.
Mothers cooking" is plenty good enough
for them.
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Police Pickupe.

Syracuse, drunk; George Brown, vag;
Perry Shepherd, disturbing the peace, was
the way the slate read. Shepherd is
young man aud anything but credit to
himself, Judging from the opinion of the po-
lice authorizes.
"That mans mother was q charge to the
city all the past whit r, and now when he
onght to be doing something for her find
this young MN Blowing his earnings in at
the saloons" said Marshal Barnett last
night as he locked Shepherd up.
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Society Elsewhere.
LOUISIANA.

Mrs. G. c. Merrill, of Fsyette, is IT,
quest of her sister, Mrs L. NJ. Smith.
Mr.. Ms. John Ray have broker
up houseke ping, and are now in 81. Louis
-Mrs. Emma Jones, of Wsrreu, Oslo
IS tn guest of Mr.. ard Mrs. c. A. Messer
Hon. J, hn E. HUI ton passed through
this city Tuesday on his way to Washu G.
ton.
-Profess1rs NJ rcus and Abe Epps eip
# ST. Lo is, were the guess of II. V. P
Block on Wednesday.
Mrs. Gov. Woodson end MR.. jam
! incoln, of st. Joseph, are visit ng ihei:
sister, MIS- r. ID. Snrnron.
-M.s,s Abner sni Erss us Pyle, o.
Lebanon. Ill father and uncle of Mrs. J
A. Thomascn, are in the city.
MIR. and Mrs. Cash Blackburn and little
May Bell. spent several days here las
week, the gu,s of DR.. and Ms. ]. L. Bell
MIR. and Mrs. Robert Kercheval and
Mrs. NJ. A. Woodruff and son, Claude, h ave
left Portland, Ore Jon, and ere nov located
in San Frsnrisco permanently.
CALIFORNIA.
Miss Dell. Howell, of Upon, was in
our city Tuesday.
Mis- Laura HIl1erbrand, of James
town, is visiting in this city this week.
Mrs. Fl. E Blskem T. emily received
intelli. ence of the death If her only sister,
Mrs. J. s. Scott a; Bran'f I'd, Cana.:a.
Mrs. ]. C. Watson, who has teen visit
ing her sister, Mrs Phifsr, in this city, re-
turned to her Indisna home lsst week.
Fritz Gentzsch End wife, Mrs. Thos.
Kirshman, Mrs Lewis Burgi, Misses Emma
ard Louisa Zuckholdt, OF Linn, were in the
CT y Tuesday.
L. F. Wood and family, Mrs. J. w
Ramsey, B. F. Hill, and quite a company
of others, hied to the Morsau Tuesday,
with supply of 6.hing tackle, &c.
DIR. Derby aud wife, of Harrison, were
in this city the past week. The DR.. has
r. Gently returned from lecturiug tour in
the southwest this theme was phreno!ogy.
Judge r. @. Roache snd wife left
"Wednesday for indianapolis and other
points in Indisns, to be absent two weeks
The mother of Judge o'che, who is with
her son in Irdiauspcl;s, will return with
them.
TIPTON.
Miss Mary Rankin is in Csrksburg.
Miss Annie Gelven spd Mrs. B. F.
Walter went to St. Louis Tuesday.
Rev. w. F. Wright, stationed at FL
Dorado Springs, was in Tipt n Monday.
Mr.. John Simp=on and wife, of Lees
Summit, are the guests of Col. Gleim's
family.
Mrs. Fairly, of Versailles, who has
been visiting Mrs. Jos. Evans, returned
home last week
Alex Sombart and family, of Springfield
went over to visit their old home and
friends at Boonville Tuesday.
Herman Weylsnd and wife, of Boon.
vile, visited friends and relatives here
Saturday and Sunday, returning home
Monday afternoon.
The Lunch Box party given at the rss.
idence of c. Z. Cullers, Monday night, fol
the benefit OF the Baptist church, wss q
very entert aiming socisl event
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Congressman Heard.

Mr. Heard arrived in the city several
days ago, and has been shaking hands
with his constituents He will remain
here and other places in the district some
days, after which be will return to Wash
ington for about ten days, He will return
to Sedalia some time in May, when he and
Mrs. Heard will take up their old gu srters
ut Sicher's for the summer.
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The Scare st Hermann.

Editor bazoo.
The article from ST. ice Gazette, in yes
terday's BAZoo, his The nail on the head,
therefore, if you see fit to pub ish the fol-
lowing, you will confer a greet favor by
doing so. Up to Tuesday 2lst, there was
not one step taken here concerning pleuro-
pneumonia Suddenly, while one of our
boats hal gone up the Missouri river for
some stock, the "wise men" of Hermann
called a meeting, walked and talked about
town until they had all the do-nothinss,
hoodlums and boys excited, and to make it
worse rang the fire bell. This brought out
everybody. The agent for the hand FIRE
grenade rau with bottle In his hand. The
children on the sire Is ran for home crying
that the boat was coming with sick cattle
and they might get the Sickness. About s
o'clock one OF the other boats came in mot
the one expected). The whole river bank
was one mass of people. One man was
picked TO shoot the first head that came
ashore. As the Dora (the one sent for the
stock) was not due until the
next day the manager of the
steamboat company sent a man by
train, if possible, to stop the boat from
loading the stock, but owing to misconnec-
ton he did not get them stopped until
within short distance of town. The ag5 MT
ard sheriff walked up and explained the
case to the owner of the hogs and the cap
tain of the boat, so they took them back
again. None of the committee went to the
boat, as stat d In the Glnbe-Democrat of
to-day, and it is lie that they wee infect
ed cattle, but they were from Galloway
county. Neither did one of the COMMITTEES
present themselves when the Dora came in
to-day empty. Again, TO show how the
panic spreads, little man of this town
who has family of children, says they
must have gotten diseased meat, for all the
children ate Of the meat except one, and
they we're all very sick except that one.
Some two years ago several. head of cat le
belonging to different parties here, died of
some sickness. There was not one word
said then about epidemic. But il is the
order of the day to "run things into the
ground" JUSTICE.
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FOOTLIGHT FLASHES.
Items Of Interest to Play Goers
from Everywhere.
MoORE'S OPERA HOUSE
NEVADA, No.,
Harry C. Moore, Proprietor and Manager.
Population 5000. Seating Capacity 500.

Margaret Cone. sister of Kate Claxton
will star next season.
WIN. J. Seaman appears at Lawrence,
KS, Tuesday night next
Henry Irving and Ella Perry arrived
in London safely the 18th.
1t is WHISPERED that "Neysda" is to
wed DIR. Palmer, her agent.
-Thomfs w. Keene closed weeks en-
gagem Mt at Chicago last night.
DENIM Thompson's next new play
vii be continuation of Joshua Whit
comb.
Frederick Warde appeared at Los
Angeles, Cal on last Friday and Saturday
nights.
Mrs. McHenry, mother of Nellie and
Tillie McHenry, died in Montreal, Canada,
April Is.
Henry AveliDg aud wife, Mi,tens Viii.
lett, contemplate starring next season in an
original play.
Fay Templetou delighted the amuse-
uent public OF Duluth, Mimi, the last two
nights of the past week.
Eff E lstler, Of "Hazel Kirke" fame
opens in her new play "Old Kentucky
Home" in Philadelphia, Pa, May 4th.
Jennie Yeamans, the talented little
soubreite, was msrried TO G NJ. L. stsr, of
Lester and Willisms, in New York re
Gently.
Mary Anderson's place at Long Branch
was sold at auct:on recently. An agent for
some unknown party bought it in, paying
therefor Sl7, 400.
Mrs. George Vsudenhof, retired act
re s, and lately distinguished teacher of
elocution, died in New York City last Mon
d-y, of spoplexy.
George Riddle, late instructor Of elo-
cution in Harvard college, gave two re-
citals in st. Louis the past week to apprs-
ciative aud ences.
The actors monument 20 Edgar Allen
Poe, IN the Metropol tan m scum of art,
will be unveiled Msy 4th. Edwin Bno'h,
Lester Walark, William Winter and
others will take part in the exercises. Poe's
Esther and mother we're actors, bence the
interest taken by the profession in doing
honor to his memory.
The Boston Quin'ette Climb, which will
be the attraction at Woods Opera house
next Tuesday night, is the most perfect
musical organization of Its number In this
country. 1t has been 80 long before the
public that il Is useless to specify as to its
many merits. This will be the last enter
tainment of the University lecture course,
ard it is expecte that the high character
OF it will bring out large attendance.
Louise Sylvester, who has been i'll for
several weeks at Wichits, Ks, has suf-
6cieutly recovered to be able to leave with
her husband, Barry Newell, for New Or.
lesns. For long time her life was de-
SPARED of and her recovery will be good
news to her many friends and admirers
throughout the country. She will not be
able to act any more this, but viii have
her own company next season.
The popular young Irish comedian,
VIM. j. Scznlsn, will appear at Wocd's
opera house on Monday. May 4th, in THE
Irish MiDstrsl." Mr.. Scanlau created q
most pleasing impression on the occasion Of
his appearance here last season, aud bis
coming will be noticed with delight
Scanlan is q fsvori:e, men, women and
children all like him. It is needless to
predict that the opera house will be
crowded
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EFFECTS OF THE WATER.

A month ago sickly man arrived at the
Grand Central hotel He hobbled in by
the help of the genial landlord. At his
first meal the waiter asked him what he
would have. 81 will take a soft boiled
egg and little to,st and tea" he replied in
a weak and tremulous voice. He has drank
the wa'er Of the springs for month. Last
week he walked six miles in the rain on q
hunt, and he is eating everything within
his reach, such as bacon, beans, etc. Such
are the wonderful effects of the water here.
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FOR THE DUDES.

urah ribbons, scarfs and h andkerchltf Is vii
be much sought after Ir mining straws.
FOR THE DUDES.
The very latest necktie is garnet bro
caded in tiny gold stirs
The newest perfume for the hair has an
odor of orange blossoms.
Black top-cloth shoes are again in fa-
vor, ard have buttons OF bright cut t
"A rose is put in every pocket Of a
walking and evening suit, and exhsles a
delica'e perfume fer many months.
White vests of Ottoman ribbed liren
fastened by four pearl buttons. are yorn
with evening dress, especially at weddings
"A Ii tie to the left of the center of the
head is now the fashionable place for part
ing the hair. The back is brushed tow I'd
the ears.
Two f.t laihs very slightly curved al
the sh"ucers are worn by some few fash
ionabls men who desire 10 have a very
IT, CT ard mil t,ry bearing.
White rarcissus is tie faycriie flower
for boutonr ieres, but in few weeks the
<, lien hearted daisy will be first choice
Ore dollar i generally paid for iull but
tonhole bouqu I of this kind.
The newest cellars are of fine linen
the lining is of deep pink cambria casting 8
becoming glow on the neck. The collar l.
so high that the glow is rot seen, but it is
there.
There is a decided chsnge in the style
of canes this season. The very swell ne
Ia thicEer than ever-fnl,y tw % ss thicl
as the c,ne In vogue a Year or two sg
and the tendency is towrri dark woods
Mslacca i. gu te the rage, and more cafes
are sold mace of TN # wood than any other
A later thing, however, is TO have canes OF
the natural wood, with ut he bark stripped
of. These ale now popular in l. ndon
ard New 70 k, end are likely TO he so in
Philsd lphis.
Cares with round hammered silver
heads are mu, in demsnd, and upon these
the fashionable young man usually has his
monogram and addr IS engraved, but y
later thing is the buck-horn handle, par
TALLY blszed in places, with the handle us
uslly notched in front and oftsn extending
into Whist is known in London as a 'crutch.
The crutch cane Will be the dude cane OF
the season, and the "sweli" wsy of car.y-
ing il under the arm, downward. Lead
lug jewelers. who deal in high-priced canes
say that an unusual demsnd has sprurg up
among fashionable young men for g, Id
hesded caLes, which are no longer in de-
mand for old gentlemen, such presenta-
lions having very much gone out OF sh-
ion. Some of these gold-headed canes
have dainty handl's, deliberately Chased.
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SOCIETY NEWS.

ANY items of interest suitable for this depart
ment from Sedalia or neigh boring places, are re-
specially solicited. We want a viyacious, active
and CHEEKY lady correspondent in ell the neighbor-
ing towns tributary TO Sedaiis. Address all such
communications TO Rosa Pearle, society reporter
SAzoo Office, Sedalia, Mo.
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watsred stripes, will be received with favo:.
Indeed we are promised a revival OF wa
tered effects, not only in millinery but in
dress materials. There are very soft Otto
man ribbons in market, but Thy rec i've
very little attention by the side OF the COW
elites. Scotch plaii and Madras If, is in
urah ribbons, scarfs and handkerchief IS will
be much sought after Ir mining straws.
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"A very novel euchre party was given
last Monday evening at the residence of
Mr.. and Mrs. ID. J. Temple, corner of
Seventh and Lemiue. The gentlemen of
the party were nearly all "Bened c's," but
not one, BY accident, happened to have his
better half with him. Of course the ladies
had been invited, but engagements and
slight illness had detained them at home
and each had sent her "hub" to represent
her. There was much hilsrity incident 10
the occasion, but for the sake of the absent
wives it would be well to say that not one
of the gentlemen exceeded his usual halter
boundary. The gentlemen were Messrs.
Geo. Faulhsbar, A. o. CrandalI, A. p.
Norey, 8. B. Sturtevsnt Jas. Doyle, Bard.
y and Moore. The ladies mere: Mes
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Your Loving Beau,
Rosy ROVER.

A Startling Fact. Heart Disease is
only inferior in fatality to consumption,
do not suffer from il, but use DR.. Graves
Heart regulator. II has cured thousands,
Why not you? 81 at druggists.
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CROUCH ON CORNs."
Ask for Wolls' "Roagh on Corns.n 15c.
Quick complete cure. Hard or soft corns
warts, bunions. n1fn
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-10-18
WHERE LUNCHES ARE HAD.
A Change in Proprietorship of the Senat
Restaurant-No More "Cold Tea"

Change in Proprietorship of the Senate
Restaurant-No More "CoId Tea"
Washington Special
There has been a change in the proprletorship
of the Senate restaurant in the north side of the
Capitol. When Senator Edmunds was elected
president pro tenn. of the Senate, he appointed
the famous Dick Francis, well-known coiored
bartender, who for the last forty years has had
the reputation of being the best fancy drink
mixer in Washington. During all of that time
he presided behind John Hancock's bar During
the last session the rules of the Senate were
changed, giving the committee on rules the power
to select restaurant keeper, thus taking the
appointment from ice-president Hendricks
Senator Frye. of Maine is chairman of the
committee and he has given the place to Theo-
dore L. Paige one of his Maine constituents It
is charged against Dick Francis that he sold
"cold tea' from the bar. Probably no one has
ever kept the Senate restaurant who did not sell
liquors of all kinds as often as they were called
for, Notwithstanding the rules of the Senate pos
itvely prohibit the sale of intoxicating LIQUORS of
any kind. By some kind of construction of
the law the keeper of the Senate restaurant gets
all the coal. ice and gas that he uses without
cost, as veil as the rooms and kitchen. 1t is un-
derstood that Mr.. Paige will keep strictly tenn
perance bar
There is similar prohibition against the sale
of intoxicants in the House restaurant but there
never has been time that all kinds of liquors
could not be obtained there without even going
through the formality of calling for ''cold tea "
which is the popular name for whisky about the
Capitol. The Senate restaurant Is supposed to
be worth about 500 per week, clear profit, for
its proprietor, during the sessions of the Senate
and about one-half that much during the recess
of Congress The House restaurant is worth
considerably more.
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-10-18
A Healthful Health Resort.

Atlanta Constitution.
Mr.. Tip Harrison, who never told bad story,
is responsible for the circulation of the following,
illustrating the great healthfulness of certain
section of North Carolina:
man was passing along the road one day and
saw an old fellow over in a collard patch, hoeing
collards, and ''boo- -hooing" like a baby as his
trembling form moved about among the veget-
ables
Say there! What's the matterf asked the
stranger, "what're ye cryin' aboutp
The old man wiped his Oft eye on his shirt
sleeve, and answered:
"My-pa-w -whupped-meew
The stranger proceeded TO the house and found
a still older man, of whom he asked the cause
for the whipped" mans tears.
You want ter know what's the matter with
that boyl l whipped him for sassin' his grand
par
The astonshed stranger went into the house,
and there found the grandpa, who had been
''sassed," frisky old man of one hundred and.
thirty-four years.
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-10-18
The PrndiOal.

Farewell" he cried, "Oh! longloved heart adier
No more am the victim of thy art!
No more canst thou enchain my foolish heart
With dreams of love and love made life anew
Did not prove, in every sigh drew.
How deep had pierced Loves often cruel darta
Farewell! scorn each pleading on thy part
To bid me yield to promises untrue'
He turned from her into the shades of night.
And thought, with Pride, to beat sad retreat;
But, had the stars sped onward no less feet
Than he. Time ne 'er could bring the beaming light
Of mornings sun to his awaiting sight,
That he might beg pardon at her feet!
Will Robert Williams
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-10-18
A Nursery Fable.

A baby once cried for the moon
So they got toy moon for their pet;
But the babe wasn't satisfied yet;
It set up another wild tune
and cried for the star-sprangled Dipper.
Did they promise to haul down the skies9
Mo- they tired of it's heavenly" cries
And made it see stars with slipper.
VIII ii. Wall, in Babyhood.
The Indianapolis journal., 1885-10-18
Cheerful Hoosier Philosophy.


If all the letters of Carlyle and Emerson had
been stolen, and not only stolen but burned, a
good deal of ill-natured croaking and vast
am cunt Of metaphysical stuff of no practical use
to ANYBODY would have been destroyed, and the
world would not have lost anything of value.