Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1884-1886, 1885-04-03
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Papa. what's That big building With bell
on top of it where So many boys and men
Run in and Out at the sides and front and
Back.
That my son is Gambrinus Snitzler Fritz
Temperance billiard Temple,and the fellows
you see going In and Out of there make a
pretence of Punching balls But its another
kind of Punch which you see them wiping
from their Chins, my child, while der boss
of der place goes out to see his frien Deacon
Barney and gives him Chin music to drop
dot little matter for de sake of his family
and he closes sure Up at onct and for Goot.
And WEI he close, papas
Scarcely any, my child; unless the brew
cries all Bust. when the chances are be will
put himself on tap and supply his customers
until the regular Beer Kegs could be ship
ped on from other states.
Who are those men setting Up at That
window with Their feet hanging Over The
sill. papa, And whose place Is 1t!
That is Dale & Dale's Office, My boy and
The Fee; and Legs belong To Judge Bill
Campbell, The Dales, Capts. Smyth and
White and English and Other mugwump
Bosses who meet there Every day to fix up
more campaign wind to stuff the unsuspect-
ing voter with.
What is campaign wind-stuffing like,papa'
Ny son, 1t consists principally of Lies TO
Al. III IL a. e -
Be Repu olicans in the the fall But for a dol
lar and a quarter or little Pee-Wee Office
sell their friends out the next spring and
vote the Democratic Ticket.
Couldn't you favor Nc, papa, With a
specimen Of this sort of Racket Of which
you speak!
With pleasure, my Boy. They say that
the whole Republican Ticket Is weak and
unworthy Of trust or confidence, and that
it is made Up of forgers and Nincompoops,
Scalswag soldier Boys, members of the G.
A. r. and of Men who believe In respecting
and enforcing the laws Of The state and
much like Talk.
Why, papa, amt everybody For obeying
The laws and keeping ORDER
Net much, My Kid. 1 don't allow the
Beacon to come TO our Home, you know,
but read it on the Sly down at the Office
and it says it Splits upon The law and hopes
To see l. defed and trampled Upon. 1t is
also opposed to schools and churches but
strong for temperance billiard temples and
for Ben Aldrich's drug store. This Beacon,
my innocent, Is the Organ of the fellows
who propose, In case Aldrich is elected, to
try To open the saloons again; it is said,
moreover, To Be the organ Of The devil,
Also.
What did that grisly gray-eyed bruiser,
who kept repeating "be-gad' Down there on
the corner, mean, papa, by saying that he
ignored the Internal EAGLE, and that The
opposition ticket was made Up of poor dew
lis of scslawags and niggers who had to
work for Their livings
He, my son, Is rich Democrat Who
wants To run things after Mike Zimnerly
goes on. and He thinks 1t would be dis
grace To serve in council with men who
who work for living Like many of the The
nominees of the Republican party.
Who is that Tall gentleman with conse-
luential swagger Talking So low down To
that Colored man, papa
Tia: is Mr. VIM. Flavius Green, Esq,
ny chick, And he Is trying To make a mug
sump of that Poor Colored man, But The
Colorod brothers, my child, don't mugwump
IF late worth A cent
What is he saying To him, Father,
He is telling him in the first place That
lie never said That he'd be e,ernally smashed |
before any "nigger should BE elected To an |
'ifice In Wichita, and that he is telling him |
low Ben Is sure to be mayor, because All
he whisky drinkers Are for him; all who |
believe The world would BE better off if |
by saloons than if BY church in
luences are for him; that all The fellows |
Who want To t,irn over now and Be Cleve- |
and men are for him. and That The police |
lave been instructed TO Be On hand next |
tuesday with All the sand-houssrs, ear
noozers and ;ramps To Offset The vote OF
The men like me who have homes And chill
rcn.
VIVA; makes The colored man run His
ongue Into his cheek In that Way, papa.
Why Col. Wm. Flavius Esq, Is promising
im \ position on The police Force and
'he ,afI'y is a little Too thick for our colored
BROTHER To swallow