Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1885-09-11

H..fgq Gala.
have .ust 5een over 10 the Falls OF Min
renaha u fact have been quite tourist
a-d GUNNER re,orter this season, hhvlGg
saturated my system with nineteen GItcreat
STYLES OF mineral water in Wisconsin alone,
and tried TO win the attentions Of; nineteen
'.ae.eut stv..s OF head walters az these sum
CT hotels may add in passing thai the
m rupr hotels OF Wisconsin aud Minnesota
nave been crowd 4 t..l tho pas season aud
more room will have 10 De added before an
other season comes around.
The motto 81 The summer hotel seems 10
De- eft Mess ye shall have teed the waiter
behold ve shall in no wise o" fed. Many
waters st these places, 0y a ludIcioI : sys-
lem Of backmaN and starvation, have re-
duced the guest 70 q sad state.
Tie mineral water OF Wisconsin ranks
hi,h as beverage. Many persons are
using il dLriu. jhe entire summer IN place
o. run.
The water OF WaukeshA does no. appear
70 -asr- OF arv n neral although al aaA'y-
sis shows tie pr-seE-v ot several kinds ot
.foceries in solution. The water a. Pa.mJ-
"a Springs also tastes ike any other pure
aa,er. gu, 81 haukauua, on h Fox ever,
they have >.vie OF mineral water which IS
di-frren-. Amos. as soon - you taste Il
YOU discover that II is extremely dr'.r9nt
Cor,.-l Various Of the Milwaukee, sunday
Tie .rarA took some OF il. Saw him at.eC-
psrt ii. .oysed depressed, AMI 'O,t ne
ma. he Lad been deceived Neve'A. NAn-
r.erna 2sor.e mad ,olI him that tn,' VAS
living water. lie hal discovered o.b5r*'a.
lie hated to place his confidence 10 p5op.e
and hen 6ld il misplaced.
&. good fortune / nave had a chance 70
zach ne r.m problem in all It's pass
his summer. Beginning in Maine, sl~rs
the mos, ingenious methods OF whipping he
devil around the stump are ado9ced 'ae1
Going through northern Iowa and t3s:ng
her eNhllaratiug pop, and q. last Eayla- ten
cents 10 see the oIud pig a. A'nneh .n1.
tel Ike one who has wreS,.~t Flfl the TEN,
re,arce problem IN "a 7.ac.ir.! say, aud
have aoou, decided that high hca"se /.
anon, he ONLY ~ 10 make the sale Of
whisky oiious Prohibition Is too aorup
in :,s methods suj on generation car
hardly WI, out the appetite tor liquor thai
has been planted and tJstrrsd oy lily pre-.
caiiug generations.
4 Grori,r styl OF kIusauHa recrn-e 1;
@ drink quart Of this water, aud ihsn, Oh
meetin. an enemy 10 breathe on him an'
" Their him. uue breath produces sJucop
and blind stagcers. Two breata3 lctucr
ma and metsic caskeJ for one.
N,inrshaha is not mineral wa.er. It
a. D'giu water. giving itself away de
aster day like fresh young man III society
If you wan, pure water. Won get L al n
srrirg hear the foo, Of the tall, anu It 20
want !. aayorsi with something that VI.
.yaa i.azet road the waole Lenc'n c
your alimrutarv canal you 90 TO the 1hn
mig few rods away from the falls.
The blind ~ draws many people to%aE
tie tails through sympathy 10 o7 Dim
mus, indeed be o sad plight. Let us Pa's
and reflect on this proposition.
For gear that q lew o. my LADY -eA1n7a d
.,., know What the Miuuehaha oAuI PI
cooks Ike. and that they may De cur,oa
,,.v' u. | will lust sar that II Is a mstho
ID. r..liug the law and cOnsIs OF Jun
wa .rr. wherein, if you pay ten c'n's. yoA e
a d. lass Of stimu' ants without tH- annoy
s.'.,. Of conversation. Many hdle, VII
,i.;. the falls and wso have heard lnedey
.any a. Gu, the blind pig, express a desire
ssu the poor little thing, but their husband
Generally persuade them 10 refrain.
N,Drchaha is q beauri..l wa.ertn n
r.. 30 ri rh;sglly large and grand - Ma.
a-s but /, is very Gae aud /. q" o.a.e
Minnesota would catch the man wao nal
lss lens on the trees around ;aeIa, al
ch. ke him to deA,h near 'h' t"''' o"
ur,a-art day q lar-H apd,-n2' '"2l'' a
lend with much pleasure. l oeAe.e n
,f.. rr,,e.board advertiser Is not only, as
-.,- vi, Led but he also LACKS coWmo
..,.a Who evr- bought q liver pau or
...,.,r ecause he read about it on h'2
.-.-3 t,nceg No one. Who ever pUssAHs
~ rain kind Of pill orP7wliice oec:!Hs, u
r.ua 4 that pill or poi.''Sa vas HN''7I
o.. ,-..,,u di,&yuge d beautiful ,aadsc '2-
10 ,nr teIieye that any sane human 2eii
ever did so. II every one teeis as
about il. people would rather S'aF'e
JearL for pills and freeze TO death IN a Pc
n,,. wilderness Of liver pads thaa buy
he man who dau5s the fair face OF na,u
with tie names Of his alleged EooIs.
Isaw souaw who seemed 10 belong
tie picture of the poetic little waterfall.
d;i rot learn her name II was one
hose long. corduroy Sioux names, IN
hang together with hyphens like 10,
sausage. The sslaried hUmorlst OF the par
aid he never SAUSAGE name before.
Translated in'o our tongue 1t meant 70
daughter of the prairie biz ara-th9
MISUNDERSTANDING oa-the runs ad-do'