The Evening critic., 1885-02-12
SOME NEWSPAPER SAYINGS.

Six women are on the grand Jury at What.
CON- Lewiston idaho NetgS.
A little seriousness now and then is relished
by the funnlest men.-LouisCiHe CoNier-Jolu.
nal
You may fnd ecstatc Joy in the dream OF
hope, bur IL takes money to 60 to MARKET
Chicago LtdgT.
President-elect Cleveland is doing some OF
the best listening OF his life these few days,
but he doesn't waste great deal Of his time
talkiDg.-BoSt0n Post.
The crisp item In regard to Mr.. Crisp's boy
baby needs correction, inasmuch as subse.
quent investig cations have proved that said
boy 10 q girl. Benton (IN) Standard
They charge q quarter TO witness q marriage
ceremony at Larned. Nearly $25 in money
was taken in at the door at a recent marriage
at that place for the benefit OF the groom
Atchison (han.) Chdnlpi01.
IL is dawnipg at last upon the San Fran.
cisco press, as Il some time ago did uDon the
Prison Commission, that the State prison jlte
manufacturing experiment Is complete fail
ure.-SdcrdBltRto (Cdl) Gnion
A teacher in the presby terrain Sunday school
In this place asked her pupils what was the
meaning OF "pubiican." One of the scholars
Tho English sparrow has begun to gather
straw for nest. This able emigrant Will
have grandchildren looking up to him before
his astonlehed contemporaries begin their
annual CONTEMPLATION (Gd) Telegraph.
Stella E. Overocker of North Gouyerneur,
was taken with sneezing last Monday. This
continued until 1t brought on pleading at the
nose, which II was impossible to arrest, and
the young lady bled to DEATH OSg6g0 Times.
The blackened walls and crumblIng plas-
tering OF an editors sanctum blossom into
star attractions and valuable possessions when
they servo as the lnducement for call from
fair and accomplished visitors.-Au0USta (GdJ
Chronicle.
merchant In this city ordered bill OF
goods from New York by letter, mailed in
Norfolk Tuesday evening. He was all smiles
when he received tho goods on Thursday
morning. Quick work, for fact.-YOJ0N
IH1fntdR.
1t Is said there are nearly 300 women ON
ployed on daily newspapers In this country.
This goes TO show that the modern neWspaper
is bound not 70 got LEFT BY the mite society
when II comes 10 gathering Observation-Disclosures
us Journal
The President OF the United States gets Sl37
per day, and City Judge Garland Prior worked
q little over SAB per day. The City Court of
Gainesville has very little TO do. GataesglRe
(Gd.l SQUADRON.
It's expected that the Fraser Free Library
will be opened In Montreal In March. II viii
open with 1900 books on the shelves. In
addition 10 the library there viii be a free
reading'room and special room for ladies. -
TW0nfO (Ont.l Monetary Times.
A Fair Haven man recently found that whom
he was trying to force his blind mare across
| the Quinnpiac drawDridge at night she had
| discovered that the draw was open aud pre-
| ferred the lashing she received to going ahead
| into dapger.-NeW Hdr6n Palladium.
Tyler lives on supreme Court, Galveston on
! deep water, Fort Worth on White Elephant
and devilment Waco on hopes OF Federal
| building, San Antonio on Aiexlclns aud the
| Committee Of one Hundred, and Austin on
| the Legislature. -DaitdS (1erdS) Lierdld.
II is understood that private bankers all
oYerth state are opposed TO any legislation
that Will tend TO open up thelr methods of
dolhg business TO the knowledge ofthe public,
aud are prepared 10 defeat any blll that may
come before the Legislature, ~ LadIUiap3Hs
There Is family of children In oglethorpe
| County that numbers IL boys ana glrls--
| and neither one OF them has ever taken a drop
| OF whisky as beverage; not one OF them
| hns ever TASTED OF any Intoxicating drink OK.
| cept vinegar and blackberry wine,-LerbgtOn
tGdO EchO,
| Ex-Governor Potts, In the useful bills pre-
sented In the Legislature, has shown himself
intent ON reform, but when no opposes the
| antlgambling BIZ on the ground that a Sc.
rlous loss Of revenue viii ensue, he certainly
Ialls into an error OF iudgmont.-Bntie hOaJ
| Htrf-HOuHtdlR.
| A young gentleman OF AdalTsyllle made the
| mistake OF proposing 10 his sweetheart by
| postal card, Tho card was read by about
| twenty persons before II fell into the hands of
| tho person for whom IL was Intended. big
social sensation is The consequence. .iHdHtG
| tGd) Constitution,
When the Cloud House was burned at king.
ton, Mrs. Cloud supposed mat she had lost
/ all her furniture, but her friend, Mrs. Dob.
bins, had, without her knowledge, Insured II
iHr neE This kind thoughtful lness on Mrs
| bonuluh ptIl WIS lnuttu cunlneuudOlo,
| CditefSCiNe Ga american,
| The New York papers have no dlnlculty in
| Identifying Edgar Fawcett rs tho author OF
| 'The Money Makers" IL Is ono OF tho char
| acteristics OF Edgar's literary style that when
| no wants 10 use big word he doesn't walt 10
| take down the bars but lust drags It I'm right
| over the fence. Atlantic Ca Constitution.
i Take blade OF bear grass and boil It forty
| minutes. Then beatlt with a hammer and
| scrape II until tho threads are smooth. sus-
PEND II to whip for a cracker, and after Il
| has worn little and becomes dry II Will
| strike ire like mint ana steel when struck
| against dry sands,-hdSfRdR GA Times.
| DR.. Lamphere, OF saginaw, has COW which
| sports sixty well-doyeloped horns, and the
| animal recently gave birth 70 a calf which
| promises TO be quite as much OF curiosity,
/ me little animate backbone showing indica-
| lions OF turning out fully as many horns as
| Tribune.
| -. II this Issue Is day lato you may blame
me weather. The editor managed TO got to
me ONCE Monday ana Tuesday by walking
me fences, and, the remainder OF the crew be-