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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

THE custom of requiring children at
Sunday-schools to write down portions
of the hymns which they have been
learning does not seem to produce sails
factory results, if n may judge from
some specimens which have lately
diverted the readers Of the Church
papers. "Or thorns compose so rich a
crown" is rendered "Hawthorns COM
pose go rich a crown" "Hast all our
fathers led" comes out 'fHas stole our
fathers lead" and another line, ''The
gates of brass before Him burst, as
"He gave some brass before he burst. -
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

CURE FOR BILIoUsNEss.-The way to
get better of the bilious system with
out blue pills or q%uinine Is to take the
Juice of one, two or three lemons, as
appetite Graves, in ST much water
as makes it pleasant to drink
without sugar, before going TO bed.
In the morning, on rising, at
least half an hour before breakfast,
take the juice of one lemon In a goblet
of water. This will clear the system
of humor and bile with efficiency,
without any OF the weakening effects OF
caIomel. People should not i~rritate
the stomach by eating lemons clesr;
the powerful acid of the Juice, which
is always most corrosive, invariably
produces Inflammation after q while,
but properly diluted, SO that it does
not burn or draw the throat, it does its
medical work without harm, and, when
the stomach is clear of food, has
abundant opportunity to work over the
system thoroughly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

SoUGHT for the last hundred years.
A remedy for Catarrh, Hay Fever and
Cold In the Head, found at last in Ely's
Cream Balm. Safe and pleasant to use,
and easily applied with the finger. 1t
gives relief at once and a thorough
treatment positively cures. so cents by
druggists. so cents by mail. Ely Bros. :,
Owego, N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
..one Nail Drives Out Another.

is a French saying that finds exemplifca-
ton in the way one disease will substitute
itself for another n graver one, in very
many cases. Liver disease for instance
will soon induce blood disorders, throat
ailments, skin affections and eventually,
because of impoverished blood, consump-
ton itself, unless, indeed, it be treated in
its incipiency and early progress by nr.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery"
which acts as a specific in these ailments,
accomplishing a rapid cure by its powerful
Alternative action npon the great organs OF
the body,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

I HAVE been sfl icted with catarrh for
90 years. 1t had become chronic, and
there was a constant dropping OF mn-
cous matter from the roof of my mouth,
1t extended to my throat. causing
hoarseness and great difficulty in speak
ing, indeed for years l was not able to
speak more than thirty minutes, and
often this with great difficulty, l also,
to a great extent, lost the sense OF hear
ing in the left ear, and of taste, By the
use of Ely's Green Balm l have receiv-
ed more relief than from all other rene
dies beside. All dropping of mucous
has ceased and my voice and bearing
are greatly improved.-Jas. w. DAVID
son, Attorney at Law, Monmouth, War
rem CO., Ill.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

N, q. Bdtdoni hnds that at low tenn
,eratures the venom of the viper does
Tery little harm to w~arm-bleoded ami
nails of ever low resisting power, and
hat potassium permanganate is of no
affect in opposing the evil effects OF the
Tiper bite. When the permanganate
Toes seem to neutralize the venom he
maintains that the recovery Of the ami
nails experimental upon is not due to
he potency of the alleged antidote but
% insuthciency of the poison admins
iered.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A DIAMOND merchant may speak oi
his good being of the pprest water,
but the mllkman may not.
In the gurdens of a we'll known
nobleman's country seat in the south OF
Ireland painted boards were set up in
different parts Of the pleasure grounds
with this request, Please do not pull
any flowers without leave" Recently
the district practiele Joker passed that
way, and at daybresk added an IS" TO
the last word 90 all the boards, which
bad the effect of making things pleas.
apt-untl the CAUSE wa discovered
for tourists and strange visitors who
cherished . latent N for Goral
gems.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
Your friends win Never Tell You,

but perhaps tomebody, who isn't your
friend, will, that your presence is rendered
offensive by the foul, fetid smell of your
breath. Every word you utter, though it
be the very echo of wisdom and poetry, dis
gusts your hearers, and your laugh is pro-
ductive of anything but mirth TO them. IL
is a duty you.owe, not only to yourself,
but to society to remove this cause of of
Tense. DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy will
heal the diseased mucous membrane. Will
bring relief to yourself and others. Do not
hesitate to employ il.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

MILK BISCUIT. Warm one quart OF
new milk, and cut up into 1t a quarter
of a pound of butter; stir well together
and let it cool; then add half a cup of
yeast, a ~teaspooniul OF salt aud as much
sifted -four as will make a dough stiff
enough to roll. Let it stand in a warm
place until quite light, then roll out
about an inch thick, and cut into small
round cakes. Place them on buttered
tins, and let them rise again; stick each
one with a fork, and bake twenty min.
utes in q quick oven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

AyERT1sa A CATAsrRopHE--'My dear,
said a frightened husband In the mid
die Of the night, shaking his wife,
where did you put the bottle OF strych'
nine 2"
"On the shelf next to the pepper
mint"
"Oh. Lord p he groaned, I've swal'
lowed IT."
swell, for goodness sake, whispered
his wife. "keep quiet, or you'll wake the
baby"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Experiments conducted on the Edi-
son electric glow lamps by MIR, w. II.
Preece, of the Royal Society, London,
go to show that when once the blue Of
feet is produced in the globe, destruc-
ton of the lamp is only a question OF
time. Hence the blue effect Is an indi-
cation of dlsintegrstion and a very use
full warming of danger ahead. When
ever the incandescense of the flament is
raised beyond a certain limit the inte-
rier OF the glass envelope Is blackened
by q layer of carbon which has been
deposited by a Crookes ~bombardment
effect.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

FEATHEREpGE INsERTIoNs.-Fasten
thread in LIST loop, Chain 4, hasten in
next 4tb loop, repeat 2 times, chain s,
fasten IN next 9Th loop, repeat 9 tunes.
chain 4. pass hook through all chains of
s, catch the thread, draw through,
chain 4, fasten back in next 9th loop of
braid, cham 2, fasten IN 81 chain of 4,
chain 2, fasten back in @ 4th loop of
braid, repeat 2 times, s. c. l in each of
the next 8 loops of braid, repeat pattern
until long enough. Then on OPP
posite side of braid the same.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

P1CKLEp ELDERBERsIEs .Eigu. pounds
OF eIderberries, four pounds OF sugar.
one pint of cider vinegar; cook and can
as other fruit. For two pies take n
teacup zach of elderberries, water and
sugar, and three tablespoonfuls OF
-four. They are to baked with two
Crusts
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A NICE breakfast for one who is not
equal TO hearty fare is made of toast
and eggs prepared in this way: Put a
lump of butter in a saucepan, and then
drop three Gags into it, stir briskly and
constantly, so that the eggs will be
smooth and not lumpy. Have two
thin slices of buttered toast ready, and
when the eggs are done lay them on
one piece of the toast and lay the other
lightly over it; do not crowd it down
and make the egg run owe the edge of
the toast.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

The difference between the lsrvsl cod
and the young salmon just Matching,
says Prof. Macintosh, is striking. The
young cod is in a very rudimentary con-
dition not only in size but in structure.
For instance, the heart pulsates, but
there is no visible blood. and there are
no blood vessels. Those therefore, who
say that the heart N animals contracts
from the stimulus of its living blood
would here find little support. On the
other hand, the newly Matched salmon
has attained great completely ; indeed.
several days may be spent in delineat-
ing its elaborate blood vessels alone.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

SALT FOR STooK. Salt is an indls-
penssbie sld to digestion. and CT tile
and sheep now require a regular supply
of 1t. 1t Is a good plan to have special
time for giving the salt, Once a week
ia sufficient ii it is given regularly and
not forgotten. A lump of roek salt kept
under owe in the pasture, is a conven
lent way TO furnish this supply, and
when salt is always at hand, the animate
will never iniure themselves by taxing
il 10 excess,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Young or mlddle-aged men, suffering
from nervou debility aud kindred weak
nesses, should send ten cents in stamps for
large treatise giving successful treatment.
Worlds D%ispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, n. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Grateful T~ilOusands proclaim VrskaAR
BIrTkRs the most wonderful In y.gorant that ever
sustained the sinking ystem.
Made from California roota and herbs, free
from Alcoholic Stinulants. 4 PurSative
and Tonic.
This BItters cures Female Complaints.
~mfammatory and Chronic RheunattsIns
Gout, Bilious, Remittent and intermittent Fs-
vers, Blood, Liver and Kidney Diseases.
Dyspepsia or IDdig esttOn, Headache,
Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness or ths
Bilious Attacks, Pslpitation Of the Heart, Pneu'
monia, and Pain In the regions OF the Kidneys,
are cured by the use Of the Bitters.
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Boils,
Erysipelas, S~crofula, Discolorations, Humorsand
diseases OF the Skin of whatever name or ma
ture, are literally dug up and carried out OF the
system In o shoI time by the use OF the bitters.
Invtg0rat <the Stomach, and slim
uiates the torpid Liver aud Bowels, which rem
der It Of unequaied efficiency In cleansing the
blood Of all impurities. and imparting new life
and vigor to the whole system.
No Person con take the Bftters and remain
long unwell.
PIN, Tape and other Worms, are
destroyed and removed from the system.
Cleanse the Initiated BLOOD whenever
L is foul your feelings will tell you when. Keep
the blood pure. and the health Of the system
will follow.
In conclusion /: Give the Bitters trial. II
will speak for itself. One bottle will prove . bet
ter guarantee of its merits than a lengthy ad-
yertisement.
n. H. Mcdonald Drug Co.. Proprietors,
San francisco, Cal. and ~, $50 h 52 Warrington b.
Cor. Charlton 81, New York.
Sold by all Dealers and Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

MRs. De MoUToNoouR-My love. I
had such a fright this morning. A
ferocious tramp invaded the hall and
wanted to borrow a quarter.
Mr.. DE NJ Good graciousi What
did you do"
81 simply picked mp the kettle and
pointed to the door.
Good. He took the hint, / sup.
poser"
"Indeed he did. And he also took
your cane and spring overcoat rs he
was passing out"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

n. E. Johansop has given the fol-
lowing receipt for stamping textile ma
terials indelibly Dissolve 20 parts of
carbonate of soda IN So parts OF glycer-
inc, and rub into the solution 20 parts
Of gum arabic Dissolve IL parts Of
nitrate OF silver in 90 parts of oficinai
water oil ammonia. Mix these two So
Iutions and hea' the mixture to boiling.
When the liquid has acquired a dark
,olor stir into 1T ten parts of Venice tur-
pc tine. Apply the resulting ink with
a stamp to the fabrics, and subject the
Impressions to natural or artificial heat
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
HOUSEHOLD.

Coon CoFFEE EASILY MADE 1t Is
ore of the simplest things III the world
70 make a cup of coffee. and this can
easily be accomplished by applying q
little common sense. If you put boil
ing water on coffee, and do not let it
boil. you have all the god qualities
preserved. One reason d~yspeptics can
not drink coffee is because it is boiled.
The style of coffee pot is Just q matter
OF fancy. l have made as good coffee
from an old tomato can as L ever slipped
from a cup filled from the finest French
coffee urn. We should take lessons in
this matter from the Turks and Arab
ians. who grind their coffee to y fine
powder. When the coffee is ground rs
fac rs possible, put it in a little bag of
~unbleached muslin, which should I've
tied tightly enough to prevent the es-
cape of the grounds. If you use a cup
of unground coffee you a make over
q quart of very strong, black coffee. In
making coffee many people sacrifice
flavor for strength. Bitterness comes
from boiling. When boiling water is
placed on the bag of ground coffee 1t
should stand at least three minutes be-
fore serving. Remember, the longer it
stands the stronger it becomes. Be
CAREFUL not to allow the watered coffee.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
Poverty ana suffering.

81 was dragged down with debt, poverty anu
suffering for years, caused by a SICK FANNY anu
large bills fol doctoring.
twas completely discouraged, until one year
ago. BY the advice OF my pastor, l commehceH
we'll and mont OF US have seen a sick day since,
and I want to say TO all poor men, you can Keep
YOUR antilles well q year with Hop bltters Tor less
than one doctors visit Will cost know
"A WOBLtSGNAS.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

When you visit or .eave New YORK City, save
baggage expressage and s. carriage Hire, and stop
atthe Grand Union Hotel. opposite Grand Cen
Ial Depot.
600 elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost OF one
million dollars, 81 and upwards per
day. European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant
supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and
elevate railroad to all depots. families can i've
better for less money at the Grand Union Hote.
than at any other nrst-class hotel in the ely.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

"DoEs your boy study muehS'
Study much2" replied the fond mother,
II should say he did. He Is always at
his BOOKS" "What is his particular
line of study" History. He has
over a hundred histories. 1t was only
yesterday that / found him hard at
work on Gross eyed Tim, the Scout OF
Bloody bones; or, The History OF the
Pirate Outbreak"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

BRoMINa VAPoR.-A correspondent
writes: "a bottle of bromide left in
a closed room all night with the
stopper out destroys all infection and
insect life. / have cleared places which
were infected with vermin many times.
1t is far more efectual than the vapor
of burning sulphur"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
solid Chunks OF WISDOM.

THE only answer to all criticism, the
true test of all work, is the result and
when Carbohne restores the hair we
know that it is the best restorer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
Don't be anxious until you are COM
PEELED to be. Many a man worries
about ghost that never appears to him.

FOR DYSPEPSIA, EDIGSsTIoN, depression OF spir-
Its and general debility in their various forms; also
as a preventive against fever and ague and other
intermittent fevers, the "FerrO-Phosphoratel-
Elixir of Calisaya'made by Caswell, Hazard Il Co.,
New York, and sold by all Druggists, is the best
tonic; and for patients rec overlng from fever or
other sickness, II has no equal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

The use of wind in fertilizing the
ground is remarkably illustrated, ac'
sording 10 NJ. AIIuard, by the very fer
tile Valley of Limagne, in A%uvergne.
The prevalent winds there are west and
southwest, and traverse the chain OF the
Domes, where are vast deposits OF vol
,anic ashes. Much of this dust is thus
carried to the LimaRne Valley, and set
ties there of itself, OF is carried down
BY rain or snow. As it contains a large
amount of phi osphorio acid, potash, and
lime, it is highly fertilizing, and its
very fine state fayors rapid assimilation.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A highly perfumed Soap will not heal or
cure skin diseases, neither will it beautify
and soften face and hands; try 'Beeson's
Aromatic Alum sulphur Soap" rs cents
by Druggists, or by mail. VIM. Dreydop-
pei, Philadelphia, Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

WAX IN MODELLING Wax is the best
material in which to model small forms
10 be aiterward csst in bronze or other
metal. 1t is sufficiently rigid to re-
quire but little support, yet plastic
| enough to be fashioned in any shape
with a finish up to the minutest details.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Mrs. A. W. Rowland, of Providence, r.
l., says:--"I most cheerfully recommend
HUNTS kidney and Liverl REMEDY as
a safe and reliable cure for kidney disease,
and it is the only medicine | have ever
found that does exactly what it is adYer-
tised to do"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

If editorial mention Of snything out
side of politics appears in a Buffalo,
Rochester, Syracuse or Utica paper
during the current year will somebody
please cut it ont and sent 1t to us at our
expense?' We can sell it to a museum
as a curiosity,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A MERE MATTER OF TASTE. An ept-
cure says that to get the full flavor OF
butter, the bread upon which 1t is
spread should be inserted in the mouth
buttered side down. The fact that the
buttered side up is the general custom,
is indication of a general and perhaps
hereditary Discrimination not TO get the
full flavor of the butter. We have
known the flavor of butter to bs so full
as to fairly stagger you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

AS If by magic oues pains vanish if
he be a sufferer from rheumatism or
neuralgia and applies st. Jacobs Oil,
the ~pain-banishcr.
For Coughs and Colds Red Star
Cough Cure is u safe, pleasant, sure
| remedy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

LIFE INSURANCE. AGENT-Come, let
me make you out u policy.
"Mr. Dnsenberry-Not to-day. sir.
"Why not? The premium on $40, 600
wouldn't be much. 1t would be a nice
sum to leave your wife,"
81 said mot to-day, SIR Now say
never, sir, A handsome young widow
with 500, 900 is the most dangerous Leg
acy a man can leave behind him."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

To KEEP PARoUET FLooRs BRIGHT. -
Should the surface of parquet floors
finished In oil become dull, apply II
soft cloth saturated with 8 composition
of Eve parts of good mineral oil to one
of good light Japan, wringing the cloth
before using it. Avoid using the oil
freely and wipe off with a dry cloth
any remaining on surface. If finished
In shelIao and the shellac Is worn, rub
with sand paper and apply another coat
OF shellac.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

HR that controlleth his temper is
greater than he who taketh a city; but
a drawer man than these Is he who
rear the first straw hat of the season.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Miss AMANDA had Just had a quiet
tete-a-rete with Lieutenant Eligible, and
was asked by her guardian how she
liked his conversation. ION. immense
y" she ssic. There's = ring in his
vnica."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A POET says, 81 am not dead But
we cannot always tell. Poets exagg,r
ate so wildly and call it poetic license
that it is best not 10 believe the state
ment quoted until it is corroborated by
some reliale person.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
Ladies'

find HUNTS kidney and Liverl REMEDY
invaluable to them because 1t relieves them
of much of the pain and suffering which
they are called upon to bear. Thousands of
them bless the day when they first tried it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A large portion of the ills that flesh is
heir to arise from an impure state of the
blood. BY promoting a healthy action OF
the liver, bowels and kidneys, HUNTS
kidney and Liverl REMEDY purihes the
blood and eliminates disease.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

SOBER passenger, angrily: Look
where you step. msnl" Tipsy passen.
ger. apologetically: yves, ! do; the
tr-trouble is to-hie-step where
look"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

FRIED BREAD good dish for
breakfast is fried bread. This may be
made by beating three eggs with a tea
spoonful of salt; have ready a skillet OF
hot lard or drippings; dip some slices
of bread in cold water, then in the egg
and fry on both sides a very light
brown: season with pepper. OF course
you can use more if your family is
large, but this will be sufficient for
three or four persons. Another nice
way to fry bread is to cut up a dish full
in scraps, then after you have taken up
your ham, or heated some other fat, throw
In your crumbs, stir a few minutes, sea
son with salt and pepper, pour on a
pint of hot water, close and set
on the back of the stove where it will
not get dry.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

TIE duration of vitality in seeds de-
p 4nds very much on the manner in
which they are kept. Trustworthy au-
thority states n case in which melons
were raised from SEED 40 years old.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A leading scientist asserts that the
mosquito Is responsible for many dis
eases humanity is herr to. With his
sharp probe he punctures h skin and
draws out the blood OF his victim.
When his gorge is satisfied he with.
draws that fine lancet and leaves behind
the seeds OF malaria aud fever that have
been picked mp in his swampy hons.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

If afflicted with sore eyes use DIR Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell it. 25c
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

LYONS Patent Metallic Heel Stiffeners
keep new boots and shoes from RAINING
over. Sold by shoe and hardware dealers.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

The pretty face of q woman is like
a clock's-not of much account unless
there are good works back of 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19
HOOPS SARSAPARILLA

estimated. If 1t becomes contaminated. the train Of
consequences by which the health is undermined ia
unreasonable. Loss of Appetite, Low Spirits, Hesd-
ache, Dyspepsia, Debility, Nervousness and other
little ~ ailments" are the proinonitions OF more
serious and of ten fatal results. Take Hoods sarsa-
parfla, the reliable ood-p ar fer. and remtYe the
cause Made only by c. /. HOOD h CO.. Lowell.
Mass. Price SLOO. six for $500. Sold by Druggists
and Dealers In Medicines
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

In an angry instant IA man may do
what a lifetime or repentance caunot
undo.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Mr.. +. w. Clark has exhibited in
,ndon a new system of gas lighting
Tor private houses by means OF recuper-
alive lamps. by a ventilating arrange
mept the lamps consume their own
smoke, apd the burners are so formed
that the requisite air is heated to a nlgh
temperature and admitted into toe
amps at the point of ignition
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

In recent electric lightning expert
ments 1t has been attempted to give
each lamp its own battery. Perfect
success is reported, and portability has
been gained by the use of a battery OF
great power and small size. The ele-
mepts are a small packet of chloride Of
silver and two plates OF zinc, which are
placed in the cell with a weak solution
Of caustic potash, forming what is
known as the SkrIyanof primary bat
tery. After a time the chloride of silver
Ia reduced to metallic silver, when it is
easily restored by washing in a mixture
Of nitric and hydrochloric acids. With
each renewal, . small battery will feed
q glowing lamp twelve hours,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Too much sensibility creates unhap-
piness, too much insensibillty creates
crime,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

rV-None genuine without a bunch OF green
Hops on the white label. Shun all the we, poison
GUS stuff with "Hop" or "HOps' in their naine
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Things are stubborn and will be whai
they are, whatever we think them Of
wish them to be.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

Little minds are tanned and subdued
by misfortune, but great minds rise
above il.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

A special committee on railroad axles
have 10y a majority reported that iron
axies are safer than steel axles. that all
cranks should have the webs hoopedr
that as iron cranks appear to fail aftei
running about 200, 900 miles and stee
after 40, 900 miles, it is highly desira.
BILE that they sbonld be taken of and
never again used in passenger engines
and that crank skies properly construc
ted are az strong as straight axles.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-19

He that boasts OF his ancestors, the
founders and raisers of a family, dol
confess that he hath less virtue.