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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
CANCER CAN BE CURED.

Any person having a cancer, who
will come to me recommended, I will
ensure them cure. No money re-
quired until the cure is performed.
DR.. e.. +. EDMONSTON.
POrterville, Bourbon Co. Kan.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
ROLL IN I. ROLL IN. LISTEN TO THE CALL

Everybody that is indebted to me by
note or account will please call and set
tie on or before Nov. lst, 1855, or will
be obliged to do something more than
notify through the paper. cannot do
without money. So come in and you
will Oblige A. Z. WHIour-
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
MONEY To IOAH

have now secured money to loan
on improved farms at lower rates and
on better terms than ever. Can close
a loan in three days.
w, A. COwAN.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
RECEIVED PAYNENr.

During the month Of August the
following persons have paid the
amount Sc: Opposite their names on
subscription to THE REGISTER. Any
one having made payment, not find
ing his name in this list will please re-
port to us ut once.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
HEAP MONEY

BOwlUs has any amount of money
that he can loan on real estate security
at lower rates than can be had any,
where else.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

FOR SALE-GOOd Fultz wheat for
seeding: Samples may be seen at An
dersOn & DeClute's.
T. B. LAWYER
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

TO RENT-For a term of ) year,.
20 acre. on Deer Creek. Apply to
Au@21t3pd GEO. A. BOwLUs.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

FOR good muslin, bieached and I'M
bleachel, at ). St, ., = cents go to
q. T. RoDMAS's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

STRAYED-A six weeks old pig.
Leave information at this Office.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
FOR SALE.

An organ. sewing r,achiuc, extension
table. and other household goo'l-. For
further particulars call on Dolly Myers.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
lola COLLECTION AGENCY.

Par jucunda est, but how can you
have 1t unless you pay what you owe.
The war is inevitable and let it come.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

FOR SALE:--Dwelling house and
one lot New house; good location.
Apply ut this office.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

FOR SALE-A new story and half
residence in desirable location. Call
On w. a. COwan.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
GOOD print, 4Ic at 3. +. RoDMAS's.

BEST standard prints and 81 cents
at Il. T. RoDMAN's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

Hye, ana recommend IL residence hel
SIR all a>pirants in searcl, for cificiel
prestige.
TREASURER Of STATE,
Attorney General of state,
Recent state University,
Warden OF Pcniteatlary,
Member Beard Of PariOns,
Congressman ri District,
United States Revenue Collector,
United States Marshal.
Special Revenue Agent,
Indian Agent,
Chief Clerk Indian Agency,
United states Pension Clerk.
SIX Pension Examiners,
Deputy Revenue Collie ;tor,
Two Route Agents,
Indian Instructor In Farming,
Indian Industrial Teacher,
Two Matrons Of Indian School,
Carpenter Pawnec Agency,
Farmer Pawnec Agency,
Two Superintendent of Indian Schools,
Internal Revenue Gau:er,
Teacher Indian school.
Five state Senator'S,
Eight state Legislators.
Total positions, ~.
RecapitulatiOn-TOtal number of in
labitants outside Of doctors, LAWYERS,
preachers and teachers, 10.
Number for distribution to neciy
titles. Finally. word to the wise is
'ui'icient; first come, first serve,l."
THE MAN THAT STRUCK PAT MrRPnY.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

FOR the very best carpet warp go TO
B. T. ROdman's.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

WANTED-TO buy vacant lot or
Q house. Apply at this Office.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

FOR RENT - House of 4 rooms.
Apply to e.. &. Clark.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
LOOK HIRE!

Iou can get Your hash at Gray's meat
market. low, for cash, AMI 10 short
weight.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

HOUSE-To rent.
l.. WHITAKER.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
Business llotiees.

Business notices will be inserted in this col
nmn for five cents per line. each Insertion
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

WORD TO THE WISE Is SUFFICIENT! We
thence detail to other articles of immense stoch The
above particulars U fair idea of the cut MAILING
all through will
lola the bargains Dry Czotin Boots and Shoes
MCCLURE Bros, west Side WASHINGTON Ave.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

FOR SALE.-A fine yearling bull.
Three miles east Of lola. J. w. WOLF.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
THIS IDEA OF GOING WEST

to Colorado Or New Mexico, for pure
air to relieve consumption, is all mis-
take. Any reasonable man would use
DIR. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup
for consumption in all its first stages.
1t never fails to give relief in all cases
Of coughs, colds, bronchitis, pains in
the chest and all affections that are
considered primary to consumption.
Price 80 cents and S1.OO. Sold by
Scott & Son.
The construction cf the ship Canal across the
lsthlnus 81 Panama was certainly daring mag
niicent thing. But the fact that In that
sick Y climate, while at work in that marvel
Gus enterprise, 50 many brave aad noble fell
lows lost their lives, is patriotic, tragic thing
But il is a happy fact, that death there now.
viii be rarely seen Panama druggists sell
smiths Iile Beans. Price two bits pei. bottle
Sold by DIR. 4, Gillian
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04
DOWN THEY GO FOR CASH.

Krcuger Il Denncler are now selling
meat at the following prices:
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

have been filled by residents Of our vii
lage, ana recommend u residence here
SIR all a>pirants in searcl, fDr efficient
prestige.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

colt severely burned. IL IS not Known
how the fire originated.
The funeral of Mr.. Tho-. McKinzie,
which took place last Sunday afternoon
conducted by the G.. A. R., was unus-
ually we'll attended. Mr.. Mckinzie was
one Of the sufferers by the July flood,
and the fever of which he died was
doubtless contracted during the high
water. The flood destroyed all his prop
erty and We understand that his wife and
children are left in destitute circIlm>.an-
cc>.
We have heard the name of Mr.. X.
d. Jones, of Salem township, men-
toned quite frequently of late, in con-
nectiOn with the office Of county treas
urer and it begins IL look as if he
strong backing for the nomination.
We are not personally acquainted with
Mr.. Jones, but those who know him
claim that ne is exceptionally we'll
qualified to fill the office.
Tie following are the names If the
deputies appointed by Collector Acers:
Thomas Bowling. of Wyandotte: VIM.
Bartels, of lola: Edward Sharp. of
Council Grove: VIM. O'Connor. of
Canton; Charles COggeshall, of Solo
mon City; JIM. Jones, of Parsons: HI.
Feagans, of LeavenwOrth: Elijah
Yates. of Topeka. We understand that
he has also recommended w. H. PhilI-
ip>. of Newton, for gauger there: Hen
~ Shlndler, of I.eavenwortl. as gauger
for Kansas: and q. $. Colin. of Hum
boldt, for storekeeper .: the Hutchin-
son warehouse.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

We have lot of Mems Shoes from a
stock of samples, that We are selling
at p per cent. less than they can be
bought at wholesale. Besides these
We can give you special bargains i'm
Mems Plow Shoes at Sl.OO, Base Ball
Shoes at Sl.00, Low Cut Cloth Shoes,
leather tipped, at Si.00, and a box Of
mixed shoes from which you can take
your choice at Sl.00.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-04

We are offering an extra fine lot of
ladies' and children's PARAsOLs
cheaper than were ever before placed
on this market; while our prices on
misses boys and mems braided and
straw Hats are at least 80 per cent.
less than were ever before made.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
Mrs. Stewards Gillie.

A New York letter says:-A gentleman
who sometimes goes to the Stewart house
told me recently that Mrs. Stewart has
gillie to whom she is as greatly devo-
ted as Queen Victoria ever was to John
Brown. His name is Smith. This is
almost as startling a name as Brown.
Smith has been with Mrs. Stewart for
many years. She trusts him implicitly,
and he has sole charge of her residence.
He lives in the basement, and it is his
light that one sometimes sees Pickering
out of the basement window. Smith
carries the keys and knows all the secret
places. If there are any ghosts there
he is not afraid of them. He has the
name of every bottle of wine in the
cellar, and must go down and look them
over every month or two. He writes
nearly all the letters that go out from
the Stewart mansion, and at the head OF
them all are the words printed in silver
letters, "The Marble Palace" Mrs.
Stewards note paper has also on its head
"The Marble Palace" and in Difference
to her fancy in the matter her friends
address their letters to her at "The
Marble Palace" But while she has a
weakness for the cheap fame of living in
house that she chooses to call a marble
palace she is not an extravagant woman.
Ever since her husbands death she has
lived as if she still had his warning hand
raised before her as she had it great
portion of the time while he was her
living husband.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
The Emperor Maximilian's Widow.

The recent death of Col. Vandevelde
is great misfortune for the poor dis
traught Empress Charlotte, of Mexico,
who has been under his care for many
years at the Chateau de Bouchout. The
Empress was greatly attached to Col.
Vendevelde, and his death has not been
announced to her. She has been told
that he has taken long journey on bus
mess for her brother, the King of the Bel
gians. She passes much of her time at
the piano and at her easel; but since she
began to notice the Colonels absence the
Empress has neither played a note nor
touched her pencils. One of the charac-
teristics of her malady, however, is lack
of memory, and it is therefore hoped
that in short time she will have forgot
ten her guardian, even as she seems to
have forgotten the whole of her past ex-
istence.
She never speaks of Macmillan or of
Mexico, nor even of her father, Leopold
l., whose favorite child she was. Of late
years she has become absolutely indif-
ferent to dress, although in the earlier
years of her insanity she was CONSTANT 2
occupied with her toilet, and even while
she was living at the Chateau de Teryu-
eren showed marked tendency toward
coquetry. Sometimes she would arrange
her smartest dresses upon the chairs,
seemingly imagining that she was still
in the centre of court, and would adj
dress the gowns alternately in three or
four different languages.
When, little while ago, Maxmilian's
valet-who was with him to the last
himself became insane and was taken to
Miramar, she fretted about the poor fell
low for few days and then completely
forgot him. The afflicted lady receives
the kindest treatment from all about her,
and is frequently visited by the King
and Queen ofthe Belgians and the Comte
de Flandre.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
A Terrible Adventure.

The italian and Swiss papers relate
some striking incidents to which the
recent avalanches have given rise. A
man of the name of Rapelli, an ex-
marshall of carablneers, lived with his
wife and his children in the village of
Groscavello. The wife was an invalid,
and while her husband and their little
girl were in her bedroom two Sundays
ago an avalanche fell on the village and
crushed the house. Rapelli was killed,
and the child, one of whose feet was
caught between two joists, was thrown
head downward, without any possibility
of extracting herself. The mother,
though saved from destruction by a
beam, had one of her arms SO tightly
wedged under it that she could only
just touch the child's head with the tip
of her fingers. After hanging in the
position described for thirty hours,
continually crying to her mother for
help, she died in commissions. Nine.
Rapelli would probably have persisted
of hunger and cold if hen had not
come within reach of her free hand.
She seized and strangled it, plucked it
with her teeth, and placed the feathers
under her neck, which was in contact
with the snow. Then she devoured
the fowl Just as it was. After remain
ing thus imprisoned nearly sixty hours
she was got out by rescue party and
carried into a stable hard by, where a
short time ago she still lay in a condition
bordering on idiocy. The cause of these
disasters Ga correspondent points out)
is we'll known. There is nothing like
forests for stopping or breaking the
force of an avalanche, and slopes of the
italian sides of the Alps have been al
most completely denuded of their tim
Der. The Swiss owe their comparative
immunity from the catastrophes which
have wrought so much havoc among
their neighbors to the care they bestow
on the preservation of their mountain
woods.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
The Train Boy on a Long Run.

Several years ago it was discovered
that slight error had been made in
the calculation of the suns distance
from the earth, and owing to misplaced
logarithm, or something of that kind, a
mistake of 100000 miles was made in
the result. People cannot be too careful
in such matters. Surprising that on the
strength of the information contained in
the old time table man should start out
with only provisions sufficient to take
him SO, COO 900 miles, and should then
find that 100000 miles still stretched
out ahead OF him. He would then have
to buy fresh figs of the train boy in
order to sustain life. Think of buying
nice fresh figs on train that had been
en- route $50 years Imagine a train
boy starting out at 10 years of age, and
perishing at the age of 60 years with
one-fifth of his journey accomplished.
Think of five train boys, one after the
othergdying of old age on the way, and
the train at last pulling slowly into the
depot with not living thing on board
except the worms in the mice eating
apples l"-BILL NYE in Cleveland 4SlAsa-
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
He had His Own Idea about 1t.

When young John M'Lean came home
from college his father gave him little
stock In the Cincinnati Enquirer office,
and set him to work to master the news
paper business in every detail. The
boy learned faster than his father
thought, and one night at a meeting Of
the stockholders of the Enquirer he took
occasion to make speech i'll direct op-
position to his father and objected to his
policy. The old gentleman was beth
surprised and piqued, and, rising, ne
demonstrated with John in the meeting,
telling him he did not think he owned
enough stock in the paper to advocate
such radical changes. John replied, so
the story goes: 'My father may be
mistaken about that. Think own more
of the Enquirer stock than he does.
On investigation this proved to be SO,
Young John had quietly slipped about
among the minor stockholders and had
bought up their stock unknown to ms
father. He then outlined new policy
for the Enquirer, spent great deal
more money and eventually made 1t one
of the greatest newspapers IN the
country
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
MAKING MAPLE SUGAR.
The Old and the New Way of Making IL
In Cattaraugus County, N. Y.

A letter from Western New York says
The maple sugar season opens with
the present thaw, after an unusually
cold winter, which, the farmers say, as
sures q fine and generous run of sap and
a consequent abundance of sugar.
Cattaraugus county, n. Y, annually
produces about 100, 900 pounds of maple
sugar, more than one-half OF which is
manufactured within twelve miles OF
Randolph, which is situated on pro-
life hardwood range at the headwaters
of the AIlegany river. This season
promises to outrival all others, and it is
an open secret that the natural product
will be stimulated by generous admix-
ture of muscovado sugar, cheap grades
of which may be had at 81 cents pound,
while the maple is worth 123 to Is
cents pound. One local dealer says
that he has disposed of ten barrels
of brown sugar to single proprietor of
''sap bush"
The methods OF maple sugar manu-
facture have changed since the days
when the boys were kept out of school
the last part of the winter term to
gather elders, from which the pith was
forced and the bark stripped off max
ing a tube through which the sap was
to be conducted to the open wooden
bucket, Then the trees were bored
with augers, the taps introduced, and
the work of gathering the sap begun,
the product going to huge log trough;
half filled with leaves, which gave to
the sugar the aroma and flavor of the
spicy woods, including worms, snails
etc.
Now the taps are perforated stee
tubes, driven in with hammer; the
buckets are of tin, and closely covered!
the trough has given. place to the cab
met, fitted with pipes leading to the
boiling pan, and all are contained in s
neat building. The product is mucf
lighter colored, and it lacks the flavor
of other days.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
A Real Shin,

The California Argonata says: Bret
Harte's new story, "a Ship of 40" is
evidently inspired by the strange fate
OF the ship Mantle. For many years
she lay at what is now the northwest
corner of Clay and Sansome streets. and
was occupied very much as described in
the story. At last the raising of the
street grades and filling in of the low.
lying water lots caused her to disappear
from the sight of men. Over her were
erected some sbanties, which were torn
down about 1872, to make way for The
erection of a building. When the work
men who were excavating for the foun-
dation got down some six or eight feet
below the level of the street, they struck
the skeleton of the old ship. The dis
covery was quite San Francisco sensa-
tion at the time. A four-story building
now stands where the ship lay for so many
years, and bears the name of "Fhe
Mantle" Those who are not familiar
with San Francisco may be interested in
knowing that the place where the ship
in the story land in fact) was beached is
now over half mile from the shore line.
Old residents of the city will, we think,
recognize another local curiosity in one
of Mr.. Harte's characteristic French
man, De Ferrieres. He seems much
like the strange individual once so ia
miliar on San Francisco's streets, and
locally known as ''The Great Unknown"
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
ASSASSIN GUITEAU'S CURSES.
Superstitious People Talking of the Mis-
fortunes that Followed Them.

The list of fatalities to those who
were associated with the prosecution or
defence of Guiteau is strikingly large,
says Washington correspondent. The
District Attorney whom Guiteau's vo-
cabulary was exhausted to curse, has
been grievously afflicted. The sudden
death of his wife, his practical suspen-
sion during the Star route trials, and the
loss of the office are the chief misfor-
tunes, though by no means the only
ones, that have befalleu him since the
trial. Two of the officers who had
Guiteau in charge have died, one hav-
ing been murdered. OF the jury that
convicted him one has died, ore has
been in an insane asylum, two have
failedin business, and some of the others
have seen nothing but trouble since the
verdict was rendered. The Judge who
sentenced Guiteau was the owner OF a
hotel building that, without warning,
collapsed one night last summer, killing
several people and causing a heavy pc
cuniary loss. One of the physicians
who testified that Guiteau was sane was
afterward murderously attacked by an
insane patient; another had serious legal
trouble, while the noted alienist who in
oAolCA bhhb thC tlaSdSolA was 1Ob IeSDOu-
sible for his act died suddenly in
the prime of life, and with an en-
viable and increasing reputation as a
specialist. The domestic troubles of
Mr.. Schofeld, the brother-in-law who
defended Guiteau, developed at last into
public scandal, followed by divorce.
DIR. Woodward's death was fastened, it
Is believed, by the nervous strain caused
by his attendance on the dying Presi-
dent, while DIR. Bliss suffered very
greatly in health by reason of his sleep
less care of Garfield, found after the
Presidents death that his practice was
scattered, and had to meet other en-
barrassments. Marshal Henry, who
had Guiteau in charge, was removed
from Office not long after in some dis
grace, while Garfeld's steward, Crump.
laid the foundation for organic disease
by his faithful nursing of the President.
and other misfortunes were entailed, so
that he had at last to exc out a living
by keeping a cheap restaurant in a
basement
In view of such list as this the ST.
perstitious find good deal of food for
comment. Among the more ignorant of
the negroes in Washington, Guiteau has
long been regarded as the evil one.
News and citizen. [volume] (Morrisville, Vt. ;) 1881-current, 1885-03-26
Not Sorry TO Go.

The Hon. Tim Tarsney, who succeeds
Horn in the next Congress, is in Wash
ington He is modest young Irish
man, with a beaming eye and head
full of brains. He visited the house one
day and, during the temporary absence
of the corpulent Horn, occupied that
gentleman's seat. When Mr.. Horr re-
turned he was astonished to see Tarsney.
and exclaimed in an apparently excited
manner:
"For heavens sake. mani You are
not entitled to occupy that seat until
the 4th of March next |"
Tarsney began to explain, when Mr..
Horn laughed and said.
81 was only joking, my boy. You
may sit there as long as you please; I
welcome you. To tell the truth, 1 have
no hard feelings toward you because
you beat me. In fact, am glad am
out. Twas tired ofpublic life anyway. !"