Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-11-29
sam 10 BE PUSSY.
Gny Corydou no longer PHYLLIS courts
in seehted lane or ioliHrouu8 wood,
ne Co tbc pielsurt pnrgr now rosorib,
Md thrrH arriving says, "anip 20 goud.
Boston tourlur,

in scehtpd ano or fplnruuusWood
ne tu tbc pielsHrt pnrlpr now rNsOru
md thrrn arriving anyH "anlu 10 gooN
Boston tourlrr
New Yorb Times Young High
cOlur- Bcastly wonthaWi this, Miss
symphony, bah Joyo.
Miss symphony ,tlredl You ought
not to docry the weather no matter how
bad Il may be-, Mr.. llighc0llnr, II 1t were
not for the weather YOU would be nt~S
loss for something 10 talk about. Now
take me 70 mann.
Chicago Tribune. The new humorous
book entitled "Ihot Very Mab' contains
the following Joke mt the expense OF the
pOsitiyists "Arc there any Vt this scct;'
asked Nab WrbcrC were twcnty-sevcn
of thom," said the owl, "but they quar-
relied about Canonzlng the Emperor IL
bcrius, and now there are only thirteen
and a half" "Whoro do you get The
lractlongu said Nab. Srhnt is a
mystery said the owl, "ltyrry religion
should have mystery, and the lltrustS
possess only This examples u Is cheap
one, but they are not q luxurious sect"
Nowistowu Herald man carrying a
crOss-Cut saw and a brOad-aN called 400 the
office OF New York daily paper lew
onys ago, and applied for a position ON
7 The artistic STAFF Tie said he wits % lum
, herman from Wisconsin, had had hitcpu
years experience in chOpplng wood and
hcthought me- could hack ont q few Illus
tutou- for the paper which would be Q
marked Improvement over those 10 iu,
recently published AS strange ID 10 mul
/ appear, hc was not engaged.
Petersburg Chronicle "Thcro Ia MAJ
ON our street afflicted with a bad cgse %
, iuut.aud. mouth disease remarked EIc
Inpzer Jones % q young physician of hi
ucuuni..laucc. "lmpussiblc!N slid Nh
Young doctor "I never heard OF hu
man being taking that disclscn "But D
has II uudOubtudly.n "What are Oh
symptomaY' "Why he thinks he IS
champion pedestrian, and he IL ulway
talking about IT,"
Hartford Post Tho athctclsm 6
these timeH rs not always conductive I
the smooth running OF the household,
al must hurry home, suld Mrs. u
pcyster 10 Mrs. Dc Joghns the othg
morning. "Reginnld has been riding h
, bicycle again.
'mdeed, and did ho break II rccordy
ooh, no, but he broke his other LEI
IIr bas onlv one whole limb now. an
Tint rs tho middle finger ON his le
mud ~
Wall Street News; During the la
session OF the Kansas legislature some
the members were greatly annoyed by
=, man who wanted II charter. lie didn
seem particular whether u was a chart
for hank, railroad, canal navigation
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