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The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01
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MI CURE

HEADACHE, K va q
8INDIGESTIO 81.
BILIO lJSNESS 1:
DYSPEPSIA
NERVOUS PR OSTRATION
MALARIA. VI 81
SCHIIlLS AND FEVERS 34s
TIRED FEELING n
$GENERAL5D DEBILITY
PAIN in THE BACK & SIDES
PLIRE5BLOOD q
CONSTIPATIO N IL
FEMALE INFIRMITIES
RHEUMATIC .:,.::.1; s.
NEURAL GIA n Ell
KID NE AND LIVER II
TROUBLES ss3si
sl70R SALE p Y.ALL DR. UGGZsZSS
The Genuine has Trade Marx and crossed Red
TAKE NO OTHER.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

Young or middle-aged men, suffering from
premature decline OF power, however in
duced. speedily and radically cured Illus
trated book for 10 cents in stamps.
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N. Y. $j !, & Y, &
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

have tried Athlophoros for an attack
OF rheumatism, and feel good deal bet
ter than did before using the medicine I
have not as many pains as had before
Please send me six bottles. Richard sPfaff,
Burr Oak, Wis. li 8 3{s}
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

Mr.. Justns R. Bell the popular business
manager OF the. Nfinneap oiis Evening Journ-
al says:-aiter being broken down from
over work he took Browns Iron Bitters
with most beneficial results, and that he
hears many Of his friends speaking in the
highest terms Of thecures made by this pop
Sular medicine. 1 ~ 81 4 a I'M "a Z
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

SURE CURE FOR RHEuslArIsAI.-Cure guar
anteed in all cases. Use Perry Davis Vege-
table Pain Killer according to directions,
and it will cure ninety mine cases out OF
every hundred Try it, it surely will not
hurt you. \ !.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01
s Robert Bonner is over sixty and Il worth
between Sc, 600, 900 and Sc, 900, 900. .ssFs 2!

For Indigestion take Aliens IRON Tonic
Bitters: All genuine bear the signature Of
y: <. Allen, Drnggitt, st. Paul. MINI.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01
.73,.s q. .
11upprtaut.

Grand Onion Hotel, opp. Grand Cent Depot N
\. city, 6OO elegant rooms, 81 day & upward
Travellers arriving Of this depot save IS car.
rage hire and baggage transfer, European plan
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

ohm w. Forney, Jr., late owner OF the
defunct Philadelphia Progress, win start q
newspaper correspondents bureau.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

The schedule Of Kossuth, Marx & Co.,
jewellers OF New York, show liabilities OF
$623, GAG, and actual assets Of 1888, $40.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

White Bea yer's Cough Cream the great lung
curative. See advertisement on this page. d
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

The highest military post in the world
has been found in Fort Lewis, La Plata
county, Col, 8, 500 feet above the sea level.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

The explosion Of $50 ,000w Of dyna-
mite q mile and o half from Port Arthur
gives that town q lively shaking up. :;
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01
EUREKA SILK co, Chicago, II, \
CANCER OF THE TONGUE.
q Case 3: Resenb,Ing shat q Cen. q,

Acase Resembling chat Of Gen. Grant.
Some ten years ago I had a scorfnlous sore on my;
right hand which gave me great trouble and under the
old-tme treatment healed up, but 1t had only been
driven into the Eystem by the Of potash and mer
curry and In March, 1882 it broke out in my throat and
conoent5ated IN what some Of the doctors called
eating through my cheek, destroying the roof of MY
mouth and upper lip then attacked my tongue palate
and lower lip destroying the palate and under lip
trey and half my tongue, eating out to the top Of my
left cheek bone and to the left eye conld not eat
any solid food but snbsisted on luids and my tongue
Was 80 far gone could not talk Such was my wretch
ed helpless condition the first Of last October
ic In less than month the eating places stopped and
healing commenced and the fearful aperture in my
cheek has been closed and firmly knitted together
process OF new under lip progressing finely. and the
tongue which was almost destroyed is being recovered
and it seems that nature Is supplying new tongue
can talk 50 that my friends can readily understand me
facts would refer them to Hon. John A. Traylm.
State Senator. Of this DISTRICT and to Dr. It's Brad
field, of LsGrange, Ga. = "a
i = !. -. MRS. MARY L. CONFER.
TEE SWIFT Specific Co., Drawer ,, Atlantn. Ga. y
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

FARMERS AND sTOCKMEN. s
The only remedy that cures gals. cuts and
wounds on horses md cattle, and always growa
the hair in its original color Is Veterinary Car
bolisalye. 90 cents and 81. co. at Druggists or by
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

Somebody cut Jumbo 8 left ear off at St..
Thomas and stole it. n. ss5s ;,5j 55.l
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

Ex-C Congressman White Of Pennsylvania
is contrasting his niothsrts will ON the ground
Of insanity. !5 "a NJ i2s's@.aE
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01
5BIIvTERS,,..


If You wishto be- relieved OF those terrible Sick
Headaches and that miserable Sour stonn..s
ach. n mill, when taken according to direc-
tong. cure any case or Sick Headache
Or Sour stomach. II cleans the lining Of
stomach and bowels promotes healthy,
action and sweat sscTetions. It makes pure
blood and gives Il free flow, thus sending
lutr1ment e; every part II q the safest,
ever Invented for az diseases Of tho stomach
j. n. Moore, OF Farming ton. Mich, says: Ny
ssuMorfngs from Sick Headache and Sour
fBtomhcht Was terrible, # One bottle Of Hops.
md Malt Rltters cured me. z. Il
no not rot Hops and Malt SBitters cons.
Founded viii inferior preparations 5of similar
harae. For aale by all druggists ss.
HOPS lALI BIIIE co, Damon Hta
MOVES 4 nn0s = cUTss,EssIs 81, Wholesale
RYANnAUd CoaPAN q ~ is !. AyAYs'.1s
:nI.IEn p.sgG 60 ! ss AGENTS. [.
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01
ELYS
CREAM BALM 4.

when applied into the no,.
ttils. will DO Absorb OF.
feettially cleansing Tho hend
Of catarrhal virus, causing
healthy set;reh ions. 1t allayS
inflammation, protects the
membrane II M frcah colds,
completely heals the sores
and restores the senses Of
taste nnd nnell
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01
,orIIoUID Or SNUFF.

Anew applicant ions relieve.
Al thorough treatment VIII
cure, Send for circular. 80
cents At Druggists o. BY
nial. & w y; 4 81
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free
TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Drawer ,, Atlantn, Ga.
n. z, Isl W. q St. SIS 4 '5II7ZzZ7
The Bad Lands cow boy. [volume] (Little Missouri, Dakota [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-1886, 1885-10-01

aCHronic Hdldria for perrs, ssft fuer disease sads
ms tctsh for dsdth "A European trip, Doctors and
CURED nae.n HENRY WARD. rs sl9at g q
Lats COL toth Beg, N. @. s.. N r, Jersev CIR, Nj
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

OIp "tE,V"j. ONT AGAIN i'm ihr
role of au injured innocent rhr
FN,,u<i.e .t4. J,.rr, ,youuIrJ rl,.
J.li,ou. ..p-,bili,i.. oftd. ,,,,j,ut.
otBriIr, street ,o,,in il -rc,u, Iii.
q rity fh.t hi. ALLIGATOR hide can b,
penetrated lut .oiti- I'm the first
ln.tau.. l,. affected o,ou.truc u sem
iruce fl, nur- 81. n,uipo tb,u ~.
rated him, n.oro. That would hnv,
b,ep 81 Commitment which mo- man
bnovipshi,n would nr ikrn to ra,
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

From the Atlanta Constitution.
one day u press telegram announced
the death of Randolph Tucker OF Nir.
gInia and the next day y correction
was sent out by the Virginia states
man, Col. John stephens during the
day fell into the company OF General
Tonmb,, and in the course of CONVEX
satiou remarked:
"Wrll, General. | see that Ran
Tucker denies that hc j. dead
"Nc,." said the General quickly. 81
SAW that, but he's such a 1t II liar
| don't know whether to believe ii or
not"
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

From 'he -gumcrvllc rs Gazette.
In the name of the Young people
of ~ummcryillc We protest against
any more secret marriages We no
tired last SUNDAY decided ji-inc.i-
nation on the part OF the Young men
to visit the young nJIc, We sup
pose it must have been because they
feared that if they went they might
find ont afterwards that they had
been wasting all their sweetness ON -
married woman.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

The Texas Artisan, the new
knights OF Labor paper at Fort
Worth, is on our table. /, is a beau
tifully printed aud ably edited paper,
1t pitches into the bogus Knights of
Labor strike in Galveston aud makes
the showing that, that affair j., not
only unlawful from X. Of l.. stand
point, but ii is exceedingly unwise
from business standpoint, also.
We see nothing TO condemn and
much to commend in the paper, aud
exchange with il with pleasure.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

From She Daily HAiaucv-Wheel
Those who assert that Gen. Ru.-
takes the position that IA man can't
be prohlbilioni,t and be- democrat,
al one and the same time, do Gen.
RGs, u great injustice-haye him down
all wrong. Gen. Ross ha, taken no
-uch untenable and foolish position,
What he -uys j.. That the mau who
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10
That Catches Them Every Time.

FROM the -ometyiilr Times
lighWAN men in Boston universally
complain that the business there j. a
di,ma, failure No truc-hred Boston
IAN would ever give vcut 10 pie
hciAu Tobber who should say. y our
money or your life :" and before the
highWHyman can calculate - our pc
cuniary assets or your existence 80
hi, intended victim il away out OF
sight. The only successful way To
rob real Bostoniun isto organize 3
Wild cat silver mining company or a
consolidated Pacific railway scheme.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

From the scranton Republican
one mother IN Wilkc~hurrc, who
discovered that her daughter was
beng taughtphy,iolygy and hygiene,
day before yesterday addressed the
following note to her icachrr:
DEAR Miss : ! don't want my
daughtcrto hc taught about her in
-ldc,. II isn't right, and don't like
it. Yours truly. MGS.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

T. II. JORDAN, Sleeper, Clifton ~
Co, and r. T.. Sturgis " CO.. are do
ing fine business. The old Ken
lucky store has grown to be an insti-
tuition in Waco, and good bargains
are the rule AT that house
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

Nix. c. DALroS tliug- the Cor~l-
cana Democrat TO the breeze, with
that genial old veteran journalist
ColonrlJ. l.. Morgan rs editor The
Democrat will 90. We exchange
with nIrn.urn
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

New YORK may well be proud OF
her mugw umpIes, victory the other
day 1t was won by pure, uncom-
promising democracy, and il is surely
-omcthing To be proud of.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

THE Dallas Herald SAYS Waco i, a
good place to get drunk in, ~ it only
costs 81. That's direct. But take the
costs and trimmings. and the thing
runs up indefinitely. WACO i, a bad
place to get drunk in.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

We have offended the statesman,
and are sorry. We trust it Viii bc
lifted away above the "dodee-," aud
that there viii never be amy necessity
Tor thom in lhe lulurr
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

TIM probable disposition of Bay e.
Tor university is creating ,omc Sur.
II is pity that religionlsts and cdu-
Gators cannot agree any better than
worldly people, when it comes D "a
business ADVANTAGE.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10
TmE pnris nally Rnlnnce.Nh

THE Paris Daily Balance-W
makes remark like this:
Sui Ross is making the race for
governor upon his fitness to I'LL the
Office, aud not because he is II farmer
aud farmers will stand by him in his
aspirations, because they know he l.
honest and well qualified to discharge
the duties of that high office
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

THF Gazette of SUNDAY morning
va, the best paper from north Texas
which reached thi- Office.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

y PAPER mill in TcNa, Is the de
mand OF the times. There i-a for
tune for the man who undertake., IT..
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

TIE Galveston strike dwindlc-
down when it j. known That the
Knights Of Labor donut comtcuaucc
il.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10
DYElNa AND SECURING.

1HE LITTLE FRENCHMAN clca us. press
i and dyes coats, vests and pants, rem
lcrlug them good as new. Hats dycd and
blocked. Ladies' dresses, ribbons. sashes,
plumes. etc. cleaned, dyed and pressed. Re.
pairing gentemen's clothes II Specially. Sat.
istaction guaranteed. Washington Street,
~ Nh
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

THE south is und ouhtcdl, and nj.
together pro-silvcr.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

TIM fall season has nt lat opened
out. Good 10y to dcnguc.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

Mr.. WISE i, not exactly the boy
the calf ran over, but douhtlcs, hc
feels very much like him.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

THE talented Young editor of the
iiico Commercial is staunch pro
hill itionisi.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

n MANWIth the denguc deserve, nil
sympathy, albeit the Mail -ays he
never gets any.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

dollar will be retained, made better
it YOU please, but retained We can
not afford TO give up the poor man'-
dollar. II j. the money OF the ayes.
the money OF the laborcr. We All
know its convenience. 1t may not
suit the men like jay could and YAM.
derhilt who are accustomed to make
deals away up in the millions, I he
freight OF such sums in silver would
get away with them. But for the
man who gets ten dollars for week :
work and who carries nine of them
direct to his grocery merchant to pay
tor the weeks supplies, they do pass
Ing well. The poor men who value
silver are in the majority at the bal
lot-boX, and it viii bcthcir own fault
if silver j. ever wiped out.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

TnE Hopkins County Echo Is "a
Welcome visitor to this office.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

THE best advertised daily in the
state is the Waco ENAMINER Ban
dera BuSic.
That's just it, and advertising pay.
That, the way the ENAMINfK's bal
au.. .bnnt l,pl-
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

IHE datiy Balance " heel balance
before the public very we'll
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

TIM Gazette aud the Chicago Inter
Ocean are both right. The silver
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10
CHEAP COIUNN
WANTED

WANTED
NIrASTFD-AN fXnT.rElOf-s AEp IN
w tvlligtut boy 20 learn the drug bust
ness. Apply AT once ri rccler's drug store
NIrANTED Purchasers for two eating
w stands at the park for the week of the
fair. Parties are already there wanting board.
N-ANrED--A FURNISHED ROOM, WELL
located and comfortable. this Office
"A ANrEp-A COOP COOK GOOD WAGES
W paid. Apply at Mrs. :. Lttilc's, corner
Washington and sixth streets
\jEN WANrED-25 men wanted on the
vi kirkpatrick farm ON the east de Of the
I URn WOOD FOR SALE ORDERS LEFT
Y at NourtN Thompson will receive pr inpt
attention. MRS y. II KIRKPATRICK.
FOR aAIs
EOR -ALE-ii,ck ii kc.s to the Driving
/ patk fair and rates now Oh sale ut the
market
I. OR -ALE-rwo FINE COWS DURHAM
eros, tXirn hur VIII young calves. Rec
commended iur milk uud butter. Apply "r
d'uP card To L. R. Vance Robinson l'ustItiltc
L'uE SALE. 4 mule g.. hand. htsn. aud
i lcow' ahd IL Ca { Lcitu End street
/. OK sNLE-FOCk coon SECONDHAND
i hur-ics at Morri, Bro, shop sixth be
tween Austin and Franklin streets.
LNoR sALE-.ONE OF rHEBE9T BRAZos
i larus in McLcnnHn cuuuty;d,p acres IN the
tract, 30 ia cultivation new frame dwelling
house six good u cmcnt houses. steam gin,
orchard, good well water, timber etc Prize,
years. Apply to H. HariWick on the prem-
iscs or " Coriey, No, !'3 co,
NOR SALE THE join FoDARTY FARM
with all improvements. machinery, etc.
situated III Limestone county, Tex. 20 miles
+ cas-, OF " aCO. and miles from Nj Calm GA thc
r. ~
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

TIM daily balance Wheel is very
solid for Ross.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

WACO, TEN, NOV, 10, 1883.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

rulnlY-FtyE thousand bale.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

| ONT-A SILVER WATCH And CHAIN.
i has letter. on ontside Of case. Finder
vi hc rewarded by leaving ~ this office
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

'TO LET-A DESIRABLE ROOM. FURN-
lshcd, with or without hoayi. Apply ~
Ms cunningham, on Fourth street, AT the
Clifton house
EuR KE\T-ro some responsible person
1 my farm, four milc- below the city u
Waco. consisting OF abost 90 acres iu cultlya-
ton ami 30 acres in Two adjacent pastures
with good house and tcpaut houses farming
utrus lis, good mules and forage un hand, APP
ply al the law Office of Baker \ Williams.
Ms JAMS ". IlNslkY.
I'OR RENT.-A neat cottage In the heart of
L the city; apply to ]. f.. Elgi
4 Eaton < GuiuAn south Fourth street 25x
100 feet The most moderate terms given.
Apply to J. + Elgn.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

STILL the frost continues.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

NIUNEY LOAN-oN LoNG OR SHORT
vi lime "
Land notes or decd uf trust sr-
curity required
TENA, LOAN AGENCY,
tursiuauA Tex.
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MONEY rOLoNN

MONEY TO LOANIN SIMS OF gao AND
VI fW ARDS, on easy terms " b. PAT
IEkSON 4 Co. Waco. Texas
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

( .kQCFkIE,- + b Workman has opcn,A ii
" hr'trlass grocery in connection With the
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

( 'orYING DONE WITH NEArNEss AND
y dispatch, accounts mad. ont aud col
lvriod. also correspondence solicited IS
young man haviu good reference. T. "
waco po,tOiiCo box 3sy
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TO THE LADIES!

We beg 90 call T0gr silent 1n Ga
few emkrks veNlsh 90 m4Se for thr
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

EVERYBODY read NJ once Tucker column
II Of Lion Drug store" You will see there
yhuf IA
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10
THE WACO EXAMIN Err

No Communications writer on uotn sides
Of the paper will receive attention Al this
G nee.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

EoR sALE:--N good second hand engine. per
feet running order good ~ new, AT half
price Tom HApGITT.
The Waco daily examiner. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 187?-1888, 1885-11-10

LNOR SALE-273 ACRES OF LAND, ,2i
II under fence, 80 acres in cultivation good
house, ciStcrn. barn pleuty OF water located i!
miles east OF Waco. Terms easy " I JONES.
\ HtclI. ICX
Wessington Springs herald. (Wessington Springs, Aurora County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1891, 1885-08-28
PITh. N POINT,

The bee can draw twenty times ito
W weight. So can the porous plas-
When q mans mind RECEIVERS from
a state of confusion, he doesn't neces-
sarily die, but he ends his daze.-Ieras
SJtimgs. i,
1t is said that the Prince of Wales
never carries a purse. Our resemblance
to his royal highness has often been re-
marked.-&. PAIL HeralG.
"A woman pointed an old pistol at
q tramp and blazed away until she shot
a calf worth $35. The tramp is tickled
to think she didn't aim at the CALI
Exchange.
AN Irishman, hearing Of 3 friend
who had a stone coffin made for him.
self, exclaimed: Faith, that's goodI
Sure an a stone coffin 'ud last a. mana
lifetime!'-M. 7. Independent.
"A female teacher in a public school
was amazed the other day by seeing .
perfect forest of juvenile hands fly up
in the air and shake and gesticulate
wildly. "What do you want?" queried
the puzzled instructor. Chorus: Eyer
hairs fallin' of.."-Chtcago Tribune.
Two Troy men have invented .
machine that will make 1900, 900
matches an hour. The thing should be
in great demand at the fashionable
watering-p1aces this summer. 1t is
just what mothers and manageable
daughters have been looking for.-Iroy
Times.
My son." said a fond father to
his little son whom he had been pun
ishing, by the use of a rod, for the
first time; my sol 1 hope this has
taught you a good lesson" 'sYes.
pa" the little fellow sobbingly replied,
Sits taught me that it's better to give
than to receive."-LGe.
-Facetious Party (the local lawyer
who likes to have a joke with his
client)-..I say, Pat, suppose the Devil
We're suddenly to appear now, which
OF us would he take first, dye think?"
Pat-''Me, of course; for sure he knows
he can have your honor at any time,
bad luck to him. "-Bostom Post.
Her head wa pillowed on his
breast, and looking up in a shy way
she said: 'Do you know, dear George.
that" ''You NEAR dear James, I
think" he interrupted. smiling fondly
at her mistake. '.Why, yes, to be
sure. How stupid l am! was think
ing this is Wednesday evening.-M. Y.
San.
20, say, maj" exclaimed a bright
little girl at the Holman House while
at dinner, '.hasn't that man over there
got awful big ears?" FLUSH, child!
the gentleman m ght hear you." eau
toned the mother. '.Well, ma," re-
torted the %precocious youngster, ..if
he couldn't hear me with those ears he
ought to haul 'em down.'-M. Y. Jour.
nal.
An old country gentleman rcturn-
ing home rather late. discovered a
yokel with a lantern under his Kitchen
window, who, when asked his business
there, stated he had only come a court
ing. ''Come a whatp" said the irate
gentleman. IA counting, sir. Ise
counting Mary" '.It's a lie! What
do YOU want a lantern for? l never
used when 1 was a young man."
..No, sirP" was the yokcl's reply; 81
didn't think yer lad judging by the
missis, "-ATaouGut.