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Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-04
General advertisements.

General advertisements.
N. v. MCCheSnGy I Son.
No. az Queen Street.
Have now landing
Per Alameda & John D. Spreckels,
LARGE SHIPMENTS or
assorted Merchandise
Consisting in part Of
Bbls. Flour, Golden Gate.
Bbls Flour, I'll Dorado.
Sacks Wheat Best,
Sacks Barley, Best,
Sacks Corn, Best, Whole,
Sacks Corn, Best, Cracked,
Sacks Bran, Coarse and Fine.
Sacks Beans. White,
Sacks Beans, Red,
Sacks Beans Lima
Sacks Onions, Bes, Silver Skin1
Sacks Potatoes, Best in Cunnies.
Gases N,cnacs,
Gases Extra Soda Crackers,
Cases Medium Bread,
Cases Cracked Wheat. 10 Id: bags,
Cases Corn Meal, white, 10 ID. bags.
Cases Dat Meal, 10 ID. bags
Cases Corn Starch.
Casks Dupee Hams,
Casks c "A Hams
Cases Fairbanks Lard, ID. pail,
Cases Fairbanks Lard, ID. pail,
Cases Fairbanks Lard 10 h. pail
Gases Whitney's Butter in tins
Half bbls. Butter Pickle Roll,
Or bbls Butter, Pickle Roll,
Half 6rkns Butter, Gilt Edge,
Or. hrkins Butter, Gilt Edge,
Cases New Cheese
Boxes and bdls. Salt Goldfish,
Bbls Tierees Columbia River Salmon
Cases Laundry Starch,
Boxes Brown Laundry Soap,
- dozens Brooms,
Pure Java Coffee, Roasted and Ground, h. tins,
Sacks Green Coffee,
Chests Japan lea, lib. papers,
Chests Japan Tea " Id. papers'
Boxes Raisins, London Layers,
x boxes Rasins, London Layers,
u boxes Raisins, London Layers,
Boxes Raisins. Muscate
Drums citron,
Boxes Currants,
Gases Chocolate
Cases Mixed Pickles,
Cases Spices assorted, all sizes,
Polls Mince Meat, Atmores.
Tins Mince Meat, Cuttings.
Sacks Raw Peanuts
Sacks English Wanuts
Sacks Soft Shell Almonds
Sacks Texas Pecans, extra large.
Cases California Honey, h. tins,
Cases King, Morse Co.'S, fresh canned
Fruits, Jeles and Vegetables.
Bales Wrapping Paper, extra quality
LARGE ASSORTMENT
Best California Leather.
Sole, Insoe, Harness, Skrting and Uppers.
French and American Cafskns
Sheep Skins, Goat skins,
Hawaiian Saddle Trees
And other goods too numerous to mention.
These goods fresh were bought very low. AM
will be sold at
LOWEST MARKET RATES.
n. W, MsgHEsgEy 4 SON,
s6r-a64 No. AZ Queen Street.
n ?lgNFsgsFgA @ mn
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-04

Wife-You don't tell me that Professor
X has been struck dumb
Husband Yes last night And he was
master OF seven languages.
WHEELS 1t posslbei And was he struck
dumb In all ID svsn.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-04
@oreigm advertisements. foregm advertisements.
CT. MATTHEW'S HALL. SAN MATEo CAL.
a SCHOOL FOR BOYS.
Under Military Discipline.

souhe R miles nFraaNo
Fourteen Of
d OIL cadets
gil uy24
For information and Just address
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-04
GcncraI advertisements.

Gcncral advertisements.
CASTLE g. COOKE
HosoLvLu, HI.
Would call attention TO their Large and
varied Stock Of
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS.
Consisting Of the uurivalled Psri. Steel
Breaking Pl0tU,
The Moline Steel Breakers, and Furrowing plos Mo
line Steel Pows-al sizes--planet Jr., Guilt
vators, Dirt Scrapers,
- n,. 49, pr.
"ohA Dooos Nans A"
p,,,,,r,. uo.. NJ ,b. has, mal-.
'~"'s'' 'e' ~ wv
|
DfSSTONS' CELEBRATED CANE KNIVES
|
|
made to order, Ames Shoyels and Spaces
Garden Hoes Canal Barrow Tx
| BOWS fokes, Shains, fenee
| Chains,
| nr,,
Sugar Mill Requirements.
Cumberland Coal,
| Sperm Oil, Cylinder, Lara
and Kerosene oil, Perfect
| Lubrieators, Plumbago, Al
ueI
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
The First Delaware Regiment.

Tho history Of the First Delaware
Regiment, written by William r.
Seville, Adjutant Of the Regiment and
afterwards captain Of Company B, 7
nnd published by the Historical Society
II Delaware, has Just been issued In q
neatly printed pamphlet Of 1853 pages,
which can be procured ct the store of
Henry r. Bringhurst, 317 Market ct.
1t Ii q saccinct account Of the organi.
zation of the Regiment for the three
month"; service, Its reorganization fol
three years and Its subsequent REIN
listment for the war. The engage
msnts in which the Regiment partioi'
pated, the losses sustained and the try
ing, touching incidents Of war are writ.
ten with q trenchant pen and minute.
~ condensed and detailed. Not true,
loyal Delawareen can read this history
Of the First Delaware Regiment with
out fresh feeling Of pride. 1t seemed
20 have been the lot Of the First Della
ware to be in all the great battles IL
which the army..of the Potomac wa
engaged, and 1t always received hon
orabie mention from it's division, corp
and brigade commanders. There
not blur or n mark of dishonor ON th
escutcheon OF the regiment, and th
number Of its members who sealed thei
devotion to their country with thei
blood and their lives show how well
how bravely, how nobly the First Deli
ware did its duty.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

THANKSGIVING is here again, an
tomorrow there will be general sui
pension of business. Though thel
Will be great cause for thankfulnes
Il will be guarded with the feeling thi
times might have been worse and theI
might have been less to give thanh
Tor. The day can be made more chez
mi and pleasant by those who ha,
abundance sharing with those wi
cannot afford a good thanksgiving dir
ner like they could year or two yea
ago. The sick and the poor, the wido
and the children who live just arour
the corner or In some by-street or allie,
should not he forgotten to.morrro,
You will enjoy your thanksgiving tn
key better by looking after them 81
doing something TO make them fe
comfortable and happy.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
The Little Things of LIE.

1t Is often easier to make great sacri-
ices than little ones, to right some great
wrong than to prevent q multitude of
mall ones. It is easier to do battle fol-
. grand idea than TO give IN o pref udice
o establish man IS right TO citizenship
han to respect In silence his right &c
irese rs he pleaees. Yet 1t is the little
Kings of life that contribute mos,
argely to its fret and worry, or 10 IT'D
PEACE and gladness; and he " 10 possess
ses the true spirit Of Cancellation know
6hat no right is too small 10 be respected
40 kindness too trifling to bs rendered
40 part Of life too Insignificant TO com
nand consideration.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

In A few weeks more the Unto
national bank of our city will throi
open its doors to let the public see ths
IL Is not behind ir the spirit of banA
ing improvements. The Union is one q
our best banking institutions, but whe
we say best, we do not mean to dis
oriminate against any other bank. Wi
mington has always been blessed wit
the best banking facilities that could b
provided, and no city in the Union ha
had less bank defalcations than Wi
nington. The little bank defalcation
that have In two or three instances oc
CURED, have been bnt q drop In th
bucket compared with the startling d.
fAlcations that have occurred elsewher'
While referring TO this subject IL
noteworthy that the only attempt
rob q Wilmington bank within Il
recollection of the average citiz an, 81
ded In the arrest and conviction
Big Frank and his Introduction
the Delaware whipping post.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
Pleasant Arnociations.

The cultivation of pleasant assc cia-
lions is, next to health, the great seeie
IF enjoyment and accordingly, as W,
essen our cares and increase oui
pleasures, we may imagine curse 70,
iffording grateful spectacle to tn.
Author of Happiness. Error and misery
;aken in their proportion, are the ak
,eptions in his system. The world Il
most unquestiopably happier, on ths
whole, than otherwise; or light, and
air, aad the face of nature would be
different frcm what they are, and man
Kind no longer buoyed MP in perpetua
nope and activity.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
KENNARD
& CO.,
623 Market Street,

SPREADS, ETC.
We are showing a fine as
sortment of Blankets in our
basement Honn. easy of ac-
cess and nicely lighted. Our
stock is all new and bought
during the early summer
months, when wooden goods
were much lower than at the
present time. We show a
good 10-4 white blanket at
$2.75. A fine 10-4 blanket
at $3.50. And it is said by
those who have shopped
around that our $500 blan-
kets are the best in VIII
mington at the price. We
know they are 80 cents
lower per pair than the
Philadelphia price, and we
will prove il if you will call
and see them.
We have a splendid 1914
blanket at $3.50, a superb
quality at $500 and the
most elegant quality, with
beautiful new style borders,
in boxes, at $1,000, never
sold before under $I2.oo
a splendid Christmas pres.
ent. The lowest price ever
known for such fine goods
Comfortables in large va
riety from $I.oo up. Spread.
from IS cents up. Marseille'
at all prices. We are sell
ling goods cheap.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
FURNITURE.
Wilmington { Baltimore RsIIrs,i


Trains leave wilmington rs follows:
For Philadelphia and intermediate sta.
lions, 20. ", 10 90 a. n; 20, 4 90. 20. 9 c.
e Ass e. 81 f s,g 20 a. az
lzso. -. 62A So, 20, ess, ets pm.
=, New York, 200, lt2. Pl6. 6 30, o 20
10 %, II - a. m; si2 -. 1 81, q 50, 1 90
az 8 o.. 20 8 SO, ots, 10 p. m.
For West Chester, via LsmoEia, GO and
10 q. n; 80 and cop m.
baltimore and intermediates stations, 10 O
.. N. Q 90, II ~ o. IN.
kaltipaore and Bay Line, 7 % D. m.
Baltimore and Washington, 2s, s q, . o.
10 90, 10 5c q. m; 90, .lz 81, e5, 7 90 p. M.
Row Castle, 30 o. m; IL IS, 2 20, . So, 9 =
and ii "a J.. In.
aeorgetown and Lssos 9 20 Q. m; 9 90 anc
20 y. IN.
Harrington. Dcimar and way stations, 3,
Express for Harrington, SOP. n.
Express for Dover and Delmar. 30 o. n
weekdays, and II 90 p. m every day.
r1nktfD Oity, o 40 am.
Express for Norfolk, 40 o. N. weekdays
ana L p s e Si,iy TRAINS.
Philadeiphia and intermediate stations
10 .. m; IL 10 noon, 6 20, Z 40, Q Sc D. no.
fhiladelphia and New York, 0o,2 90, Is
70, II IS m; b22, 8 40 D. m.
40. For Weat Chester, via LaInokin. Q 10 q. m.
baltimore and wa,hinaton, 70, { IL, o.
10 oe o. M; 20 y IN. baltimore, II 81 p. m
For further Information passengers arc re
ierred TO the time tables posted at the Eta
Trains marked thus e, arc limited expres
J.R. WOOD.
General PASSENGER Argent.
UsAhLAe 4. PuaH. 3caerei Manager.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
WANAMAAE R,k.

PHILADELPHIA, "wednesday, Nov. rs 1885
Day before Thanksgiving
store closed all day to.
morrow-.Thousands of men
will buy clothing today; and
here is the place.
We have done what we
said we'd do. We had some
ching to say that we wanted
every man to hear. The
way to sayit was to give you
such clothing for $40, SIS.
$40, S25 and so on up as
should make you hear. We
hid it; are doing it now; are
going to keep on.
Today is as good a day
rs any before.
By the middle Market-street door.
Hats we're so sure of that
We keep on the even tenor
l,f our way with scarcely ever
! variation. Our way is a
good one. A dollar is bigger
.lere than anywhere else we
know Of. $2.5o is enough
or a Derby.
Northeast corner.
WHAT No woman's shoe
|or less man $3.50 7"
"NS."
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
oar new Isanking HOUSE.

Wilmington 10 becoming prolific in
hnndsome and secure banking institu-
lions and security companies. Only
some three weeks ego, the national
bank OF Wilmington and Brandy wine,
rubuilt, enlarged and remodsled with
III tho modern improved facilities for
hanking business was opened. 1t was
. great advance upon any thing Of the
kind ever before seen In Wilmington.
Now comes the opening Of an entire
nsw bank building, with an entire new
National Bank and . security trust
ed safe deposit company. This hand
some building Is fully described else.
where In our local column.
There may be hsndsomer banking
tnildings In some Of the great cities Of
- Union, but We scarcely $50 how
chr home institution can be excelle(
1ne beauty, certainly 1t cannot be ex
called for convenience. There will nov
- . place where citizens, when the.
have home for few weeks, can leav
thelx valuable property for . triflnI
cost In perfect security. Even trunk
containing clothing, boxes containin
silverwaxe will all be received ct thi
NV institution.
1t win be . great relief TO person
kavsling to know that their valuabl
personal property during their absenc
nom homo will be perfectly safe whe
they call for 1t. Much Of the pleasul
81 travelling from home has been d
stzoyed by thoughts that perhaF
thieves had broken into their res
dnces and robbed them Of their pc
soaal effects during their absence. Wit
such IN institution - this security al
safe deposit compsny,a new era Of SAT
u and security from burglars IN
thieves has opened mp for the people
Wilmington. This handsome buildir
Will be thrown open for public inspe
don tomorrow, Thanksgiving da
from to 8 O'Clock p. m, and on r.
day and Saturday from 8 .. m, to 8
n. It 10 the desire that our citize
generally will avail themselves Of
opportunity offered. to come and I
this beautiful banking institution.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

FOURTEEN hundred Thanksgivin
pies have been made for the inmate
OF Sing Sing psnitentisry. Fred Ware
IL he continues to be a good boy,
will get one OF theIu.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
Nervous, Debflisated MEN,

the use OF DR.. Dyes Celebrated Voitaic Bel,
with Electric Suspensory Appliances, for the
speedy relief and permanent euro Of nervous
debility, loss Of vitality and manhood, and
all kindred troubles, Also for many othel
diseased. Complete restoration to health
vigor and manhood guaranteed. No rtsK Il
incurred. ustrated pamphlet, with full
terms, etc, mailed free by ad
Pressing Voltaic Belt Co.. Marshall, Mich.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
N eYenans Taller

James Harding, S16 French street,
acknowledged 10 be one OF the best me
chant tailors In the city. His cuttin
and fitting cannon be axoelled. Nobod
looks well without h at dtting sui
and this Harding gusrsstees ever
time. He has large stock II goo.
and the latest fashions
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

At the Citizens rink this evening
wonderful IespiDg dogs, inoludip
the great Royal English greyhound
Fly, HEnlan, Maud s and Nelaier, VT
leap q distance OF 80 feet ana heigl
Of ID feet A Truly wonderful perform
Snce.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

DIR. CALEB HABLAN's very exec
lent memoir o: the late John Ferris ca
be procured at the book stores of OIL
city.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25
WANAMAKER'A

" And you call this a poor
store 7"
"Yes."
4" Do you mean to say that
I can't get about as good a
shoe for $I.5o as yours for
$2.5o :"
eyes"
Il can then"
+" No you can't. You can
get shoes that look about
like these for $3.50; but
they don't wear like these.
We neither buy or sell by
looks. We know all the
shoes there are to be got,
and what they are made Of.
When you put a shoe to
wear, it wears according to
what it is made Of. You had
better pay So than $3.50.
This shoe at $3.50 is the
poorest we keep at all. We've
|got to draw the line some
where. 1t doesn't follow
that we draw it exactly right.
I'VE give this $2.5o shoe the
benefit of the doubt"
A great many people have
to be told just that. 1t may
be useful to print it.
By the middle Market-street door.
| Women who keep a little
ahead of the fashions are be-
Iginning to wear rough jack
cts short behind and loose in
front with a bias lap. 1t ISM,
true that dolmans are done
with-by no means.
Every sort of wrap OIL
every sort of cloth. YOU
lean see them all and choose
at your leisure.
1901 Chestnut.
Homespun boucle, very
soft, and of striking check
and-plaid browns, has tum'
bled down with the Other
homespuns 54-inch, 81
lDoubly fashionable bouclt
and .homespun both.
| Another down still lower
but that is because there.
no variety. Light-brown ant
natural wool alternate larg.
diagonals /; 42-inch, 81
IcentS.
Southeast from the center.
i Grandmother's homespun
shrunk from Ioo-inch to 81.
inch and isn't going to shrinl
ANY more, close and tigh
and thick and full of strength
'ISI.5o a yard plain color
!, land stripes and plaids 70
; dresses and skirts.
l Melton homespun, thicl
solid and heavy and cheap
l5o-inch IS cents.
u Southeast from the center.
Il Corduroys, brown an,
sldrab, so cents variety c
lcolors, IS cents and S.
Small cord and large, Inch
9 Southeast from the center.
Il Cashmere plaids OF brigh
colors for children's dresse
down from 81 to IS cents
o land yet they are scarce. w
t have about ten styles.
southeast from the center
Five or six hundred differ
'.|ent sorts of styles of towels
us cents apiece to 81 apiece
I land every thread Of tn
!. meanest one among them
i linen. Well take a day t
|set them all before 20
Ishortly. 1t will be anythin
but dull reading.
Il Three-hundred sorts an,
-lstyles Of blankets and be
nIwraps. We did take a da
] Iawhile ago to tell of them
LIS cents to S33 so. An
elwe picked out the cheape:
'-Iblanket of them all, a gene
rous pair to be cut in two
81 10 lbs and p yards wide
u $3.50.
j., By the Waiting Room, off the We
II Transept.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

WE hope the news o; King Alfonso
1eath is not correct. Spain cannot we
afford TO lose 30 good ruler.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

A LII KINDS OF SECOND HAND
"A goods, such as stoves, furniture, CLOTH
ing, clocks, wsechss, shoes, etc., bought and
sold chesp, BY A.J.ooNnER. 2is West
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

Contentious women are slaves to
headache but twenty-five cents spent
Tor a bottle of Salvation Oil will restore
harmony in the household.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

ND KLINE's GREAT NERVE he
Nns storsr 10 the wonder Of the age fcF
ali nervous disesses.. An nN stopped frsa
Send 70 No. ga Arch stroet. Rhila66lphla.
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

TOMSrO ora SATURDAY NIGHT
~ market. We have opened alI oar new
.fuit, and nur display Is charming. We have
rsa , ra.poept 'nisekes.ry oherry-
Pure ieliy,4 pounds for ~ cents. II ts cheap,
er than syrup. and more healthy for children.
We have goods TO suit all pockets. Nice
rounds OF dried beef at IL cents per pound,
We have pure butter. from our own farm, 81
- cents per pound. viii open this week our
own mince n eat. pounds for 26 cents an
other lot Of lis fine mixed tea, at 40 oents
per pound We thought the last lot was
good, but his exceeds 1t. We have fresh
eggs slways on hand, at 1O2 East Fifth street,
r. M. Wick. nolY-ots
Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-11-25

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deafness,
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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-03-24
MISTAKEN NEGOTIATIONS.
The Tramp with an Eye to Business, and
His Conspicuous Failure.

The Tramp with Eye To Business, and
His Conspicuous Failure.
4 tramp entered n Chatham street
beer saloon and said 10 the gentleman
behind the bar:
II want a partner, with n small cash
capital. TO embark in n little business
enterprise, the profits of which VIII be
beyond all computation by the ordinary
rules of percentage. "
Keep right on" said the bar
tender.
II am a gentleman By birth and ed
ucstion. continued the tramp. land
would be in personal appearance if L
weren't handicapped Icy a want of suit
abe habiliment~ and and"
Soap?" the bartender suggested.
..As | observed. the scheme viii re-
quire a small cash capital"
III furnish the capital"
Thanks, that will simplify matters
amazingly. The scheme is this: You
and have made a wager on the late
election. the loser 10 stand in the City
Hall park from eight a. M. To eight p.
m. and grind hand organ, with the
announcement con>picuouSly displayed
that nil moneys taken in al the door
will be devoted to the pedestal fund. /,
unfortunately, am the loser. L will
grind the organ, but must be hand
somely dressed. and an instrument must
h, obtained. When | am fashionably
alfred / resemble a cross between a
Wall street banker and genuine
preacher. There will be lots of excite
ment and plenty of money. | estimate
the profits ut two hundred and sixty
| dollars. after deducting all expenses.
This amount will be equally divid-"
Presently the tramp picked himself
up from the pavement, and said:
My mistake was in attempting ne
gptiations with a man who lacks bust
hess foresight and ability. IN j. San.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1885-03-24
No SaDe.

The local hca hen Chinee rather more
than ho'dS his own in some respects,
and many of tn. children of th" better
class of MJngolians nave attended
school to some purpose despite the So
cial restriction law under which they
labor the other day California
sire matron, Just returned from a
three-yearS tour abroad, advertised
for iirSt-class cook, whercupOn an in
tallig 'nt-looking pig-tail applied for the
post ton.
.'Whatce YOU nance, JOhn? asked
the lady i'm that peculiar baby-talk sup
posed to be adapted to infants and other
Foreigners.
IVAN Lee.
'.You sabe lOast tlurklee. WanF'
lispcd the lady.
The Chinaman knit his brows and
shook his head.
80, dear mer' said the tourist to her
imported maid. in what is known here
as Mills Seminsry-and abroad as res
taurant Frcnch-"what am To do? ]
can't make him understand"
ut is very unfortunate" said the
Chinaman, Teliectively. Il see you
don't speak French very well. and, be-
sides that, Chinese and English are the
only languages | know"
He was not engaged.-San francisco
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