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The Tombstone., 1885-07-24
Sci@ "arI.izsg.ton.
Notice to Creditors. Estate of Daniel Cannon, Deceased.

HjIloE is hereby given to ali persons in ;'efestea in the estate ot Daniel Cannon de ceased; and who have claims agaIn.t ss;t ,,es'1ie' 'o exh!hii them within four noath Tom the firs, publication of tlls no;ice vii, '-.s necessary IoucheIs, 10 me at R;sbes ROBERT rxIBOrEr. Administrator Of the estate .. Daniel C:.no,
 dcceased.
 Dated, July lst, 1885.
The Tombstone., 1885-07-24

The corar'n"T..:p a=r1;ofo~a existing D. ''eru n.r ae@e.>i2.r. i, ua ;ae n.s- u.r.. .'"1 >'s'o"' ''an.i: .y s",."-.r.- !, t.i. d., i.--yHnd Hy sn"tnai ""nsout < J. Pi..r 'i's 'l.' d'g been a' pointed oura-r,t 70 roi lstt a:i "''t0's dale s5id dr5.. md ., pay aI !e'is "V'L- "y s.sne. rhi< 2l,t .iu'y. lNs-.
 A. I. .C.uwELL.
 Jas. -i. STANFORD.
The Tombstone., 1885-07-24
Notice to Creditors.

k-iats q; Ni"hIci iIayl.y, |, ceased: N,,ic, T. hereby g.ren ny the undersigned. admin. ,l'i s'i"r "i t:'e Esi.t- of Michari Eayi..y, de :r.''-ro, io the "-, iitors "f. ana all p,r r,nn !. .'''F hG ca. n's '-Hl'-i ihc oaii d"ctasc,i, ,o
 rSh.'i: n, .H E, -h ;lc lvc.-.,,yy ,r,,a.,.-L ."i'i ln i'Hr VI Gt:s .,ft-r He r,f l,uil;s,i,u 'sh iAl7 E.;i,e, ;v lLr sa Admii.;,rr.tor A. .h'~ >a.o"n. in Aiirn slIe.i. Ss:proa Fit;h .4"' eI%iL slIect-, iu Tombstone. in t., ! oHHiv uf .u>i,I>, '' Dalrd JulN 24. 1885 JC urAS .Bay Icy, dc,carcG.
The Tombstone., 1885-07-24
Sandy Eo5's Stage Lire,

sage courect T-ith t-tprn d e We,r efh ""nnS trsinS lrryrs al g:-S g. ,a
 Sage for blsbeE leaves every d., fcNce SIndayl |; 6 I. m, City time Stage 10 cchnect with Guaymas trad ltsyee at ?. m.
 Stage fcr Charleston leaves at ID. -,O!nee: fO A!iyn street, under Cvciiep. .. Hotel.
 Postoffice Directory.
 Po'tolic. 'op~a from Il. .p ?. fn and one hour tftrr distribution cr c-,-.,i,, Liali. Registry bu-upv,. lrrGI : a.r.. tc m. Money ordUr business from {. .. r,. .. &r. n. Op"r SurJGvs from go Iu D II. and one hour after u!si';lutir, uf ,.,,.rin Hia... All cC' gpiliS "a.'s ,c.,epl :,~ ! . Dee close st q. :2. Mai! far B;.orc C.rea hi io l. III. fc>tf! notrS issH. f.. ..ar sa.. from one cent to S4S. Fee r..r each .i,,r.. |: Gents. JOHN r. GUM
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-03-21

How doth the busy little grocer oh, he
doth very, very well, thank you. When he
soakeih the dried peas. they resemble very
closely the green fresh peas Of the garden ra,h.
Ct than the bgcksho, Of the boarding house.
Moreover, he boileth the orange, and straight.
way its shnyelliness and wIinkledness depart.
eth from ~ so does il Juices, but Il looks
roa 3D. and plump, and large. And your
butcher, how does il happen that he always
gives You overweight Is he not good and
generouS Indeed he is, because he has
learned that by tossing three pound roast up
10 the ceiling Of his shop and so letting it drop
upon the scales, orby holding il as high as his
head and huIling il with grea, force upon the
scales, he can bounce the indicator around 10
the i've and half pouni notch, and then say
eafelvs'ly, Oh. well, call j, i've pounds. "
and switch il Away before the scales can spring
back to their normal condition. Oh, keep
your eye on all the boys. They are good eil.
lfena, bu, this World Is such iee;ine show,
&C arc all Of US liable to get drawn into the
hipPodrome business once II while
An EngliAh gentleman talking with his I,ish
servant, said, 1T ha long time since you
heard iromyour mother nayhap she /, dead. y
4" Desil the biz. your honour, answered he,
I" sure Il she was dad she would have written
10 Let nae know.
The sung I'm weary tonight love without
You VAS composed b,a party whose wife
had LEI, him to take care Of the children while
she ~eai 10 the theatre with one Of ,hs neigh.
bosrA
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-03-21

(coNrINurD.)
BY c. B. MILES.


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Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-03-21
General ADVERTISEMENTS.

General ADVERTISEMENTS.
Pioneer Line.
Several Ship ,OumIy from liverpool
~ "orhsia ftom liverpool. s,sam.n HON San
Francisco snd other late arrivals
THEo. II. DAVIES & CO,
Have received
rnglish and American Prints
White oltnus, uuhsaehsd Cottap,,
l,inen DIN and DAB trasn Canvas
lfeHfh NsItnu " dids,sat qualities,
Grey. Hue aud Missed FLANNEL,
Waiefprof Leeds. pls.s Msi,'iais
eits, aaiius. Ndt Ribbons,
Velvet lios'sfi, under,lo,hiug,
IN GREAT VARIETY
Lawns, White and Printed MslealiB,
Linen an.i lotion ifi.t,dos towels
liardtstthirfr, Mosquito Netting,
Napa, Women = children, Biots Shoes.
tlrs and slylss aisptet - ihis uisrtstJ
Horse blankets, He'd blinlsts,
ON sifrs, weights, qualities and colofa.l
Jcirct dnd TopcstrD,
RuvE and Mats.
Csnue Rug,. Navy and Mrrchaa, Canva, Bag.
iilt,r Pes uags. tsIstS) sugar Hag-,
hcs h.g'' Coal liag', ; @5 Fly f~in''
English, Hawaiian & American Flags
w. and ! 'ari'j
Floor Oh Cloths. UaacNl designs. assorted width)
Mems saddles, side ,hilles, ssdiler.
Iron itsdHcidt, Gtivtuifcd Iiutssts
iinned Iron les Kettles, sauce Pans, Fry Pans,
assorted sfss),
nutehs Knives Knives aud Forks,
lin Plate, shset Lead, Galvanized Water Pip.
(h t1S inchca),
White cad, various qualitie,D,
Boiled on, inpenune.
t0Wi.atei Roofing,
C.guss, o, = and 2 q, lengths,
t,aNanusd tesews aud Washers.
Galvanized i,idgBg,
YciioW !Shca,hinD Me,H e Waits
Ann,salsd Fence wa', fsgc. Staples,
Steel Rails, with fisf Plates, I'olu and Spikes,
A LARGE FRESH ASSORTMENT OF
SHELF IIAISDw y RE.
GVctey and GI,,swat-, o2s, Picks. shovel'.
Plantation aud Mechanic. ToHt,
kobey 81 Co, Portable Engines,
u up aud o H.pJ
One Splendid Piano, By Brin,mead & Sons,)
Tested Chain, Gosi.e', soap,
& qualities, IN bsA ~ aud 90 bafs)
Best Welsh Steam Coal, Coke,
Fiojnng Tiles, Fire Clay,
Portland Cement, (WhHe Johnson'D
lire iifiok,, both square and arch,
Lump Rock salt, Fishery salt,
EATHER BELTING,
tlto "a Inch wid,hs)
Large and Fresh Assortment Of
Californian and English Groceries.
7i6s4s
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-03-21
annual Premium ssae.sO.

The second and sub'eqen, premiums are likely 10
b. reduced by iNsyrafias annual 6is,i6ssiehs Of
fhs
fS- Applications be had Of; and full information
val be given by the Agents.
CASTLE s. COOKE.
Saturday press. [volume] (Honolulu, H.I.) 1880-1885, 1885-03-21
General Advertisements.

CAsrtH a eooNn'
iinHo,rtu, u
Would call attention 10 their Large aud
varied Stocb "
AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS,
Cao,i,tag Of Tho unri,allsd pad, steel
RrcdEing pioW,
The Mnlr. Steel ntsalsr. aud runovins rlov, Mo
line steel ilpvaHall siiea.- Planet IT,. Guilt
Nluri D,n ScNpsis,
John Dcoro'. Gang Plows,
Planters Hoes Of the best make,
DissroNs' CELEBRATED CANE KNIVES
mad as to s' ., A"; c..s s'oI, ls soa Sgsd'
Bows, yoke,, CHAINS, Fen-e
Chains,
Sugar Mill Requirements.
SUGAR BAGS, SUGAR KEGS,
Cumberland Coal,
Sperm OIL, Cylinder, Laro
and Kerosene OIL, Perfect
Lubneators, Plunbago Al.
bany Grease, Disstons and
$. and j. Files, all sises and
kinds, Steam Packing. Flat
and Round India Rubber,
Asbestos and Soap Stone,
Flax Packing, india Rub.
Der Hose, u to inch, Pipe
and Couplings, Nuts and
Washers, finished, Machine
Bolts, all sres, Cold pressed
Blagksmhs Engineers and
Carpenter, Hammers, Pipe
Cutters. Winohes. inch TO
a. inch Anyils Vices, Tube
Scrapors Grindstones, Best
American Bar Iron and Tool
Steel. Builders Hardware,
all kinds and styles, Hub
bucks Paints and Oils, raw
and boiled, Small Paints in
OIL, In large variety, Dry
Paints. TIMBER. Venetian,
Red, Oehres, Metallic, &c,
Whiting, German Window
asstd sizes. Manila Rop,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
FOR WOMEN ONLY.

In Khartoum women are sold daily for
800 each.
Hats will be worn to the almost entire en-
clusion Of bonnets this spring.
The queen of Roumania's new opera,
"Neaga. has met with great success in
Stockholm.
Mrs. Phelps, the new minister's wife, is
handsome. She has fortune of $4,000.
There is a widow in Birmingham, Ala, Is
years old, and she attends the public school.
Six women are on the graudjury at
Whatcorn, Idaho Many indictments are
expected.
A niece Of cx.president Van Buren, is an
applicant for the postma5tcrship Of kinder
hook n. Y.
A man in Georgia boasts that he has
three mothersinlaw living. Therman should
boast that he is living at all.
1t does not take woman long to dress.
The time is spent in trying to decide which
is the right and which the lett shoe.
A Buffalo girl came ont TO Washington
as the handsomest OF her sex in the capital.
FL Madhi, the African false prophet mar.
ried when only lG years old. We have more
sympathy for him now than ever before.
When woman is married she places her
hand in that Of her future husband, after
wards she places both Of them on top Of his
legd
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
4 Hen Kills "A Hawk.
.lugllsnI Chronicle.

Four miles from Aiken, at the home Of
Mr.. 7. C. Harker, yesterday morning, a ma.
trouly hen was cheeriiy clucking TO her
downy brood and industriously scratching
for their matutinal meal when there appear
cd in the sky overhead huge hawk whirl.
ing in eccentric circles. A sharp note Of
warning from the patriarchal cock hurried
the feeding fowls 10 places Of concealment,
and, followed blythe sharp cluck OF the old
hen, sent the infant spring chickens scurry'
ing beneath the protecting wings OF their
mother. And none too soon came the
alarm. The next instant there was whir-
ring sound in the air, and, with wings close
in to his body, coming head foremost like
q shot out OF a cannon, the hawk landed
among the panic-stricken brood. But he
had reckoned without his host. The old
hen had sand in her gi2zard and was true
blue. With her wings extended and the
feathers on her neck standing apart like
uuiIls upon the tretful porcupine, she met
the onslaught of the bird OF prey. No
sooner had be touched the ground than she
was upon him. The conflict, which was
witnessed b. several reliable parties, WAS as
brief as it was brilliant, and before succor
could reach the pllcky LILLE han she bad
stretched the fea,hered pirate iifcless a. he:
feet The hawk measured just tour feet
from tip to tip, and vas carried to Aiken
and exhibited. Il lucky blox from the be4k
of the hen entered his eye sEd penetrated
his brain.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12

lux TIE snow Of his hair and his beard was
lid away and the manner of his gar
,n,r,s WAS changed, and even while Solo
.,,oD WAS vet marveling at the change, be
tnd il was The slave girl Admatha who
i, Id up the ebony foot soldier against the
King. :, or,.d
back from the King S memory, and he SAID;
.Terilv | should have remembered and re-
rented for 10 this game is the very game
pnove for move, aud combination for com
hination, that played with the, On, Adma'
tho what time thou vert sent for to sing
in The house of Ben Abinaiab my son"
And Adma,ha said, 10 my lord King
solomon. a truth this even so, but where Is
,ba wisdom wherewith the One Mercltul
hath gifted thee beyond all others OF the
children of men? How is 1t that thou hast
not known me! :, 4,
And as Solomon looked Straitly at I'D,
malta her cuuntenauCe and the manner OF
her garments were changed, and even while
the King was yet maryehng AT the change
Lebold il was Jereb ben Olhuiel who held
mn the ebony foot older against the hing
Ard the thirgs which had been were
flied above tho waters OF tOrgettu!ness, ana
SoIonon saw them even as they we're.
AID Ne said. Verify should have remem-
bered and repented, for 10 these two games
are he very same, move for move, and CON-
b;na,ion for combination, with the game
| nIayed afore,ime with thee, o Jareo ben
Oihniel, when thou didSt bear message to
,Ichoshaphat my remembrancer.
And jareb said, ooh, my lord King Solo
mon. of truth this is even so, but where IS
the wisdom wherewith the One Mercltll
hath gifted thee above al thy fellows
How is it that thou hast not known me-
And as Solomon looked straitly at Jereb
his countenarce and the manner Of his gar
menls were changed, and even while the
King was vet marveling at the change
p!ory as oflhe unspoken Name lighted his
lace and his hair was as the rays OF the sun
at MONDAY, and his ra'ment was lame OF
fire, and from his shoulder come forth wings
whereof every feather was as aralnbow after
The storm.
And the Angel said, 80, King Solomon,
where is the wisdom wherewiih the One
N,rcilul hath gifted thee above thy breth,
rem. Even vet hast thou not known me.
And he Angel still held up the ebony foot
older against the King.
And Solomon said, Verify long since
>isuld | have known thee aud repented,
0 A2rael. angel Of death for none save the
be brother Of the -Four who upholded the
Frore Of God, 10 whom be glory, could
lave played this game at the chess that
thou hast played against me, 10 these three
lines
And Azracl SAID "Oh King solomon,
NAV the One Merciful have much mercy
upon thee, for thou needest much"
And he set down the ebony foot soldier,
and King Solomon was dead.
SEBASTIAN EVANS.
-i.opgmau'S Magazine.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
The Price of Distinguished Kiss.

ALERT Delpit, in the San Francisco lngle-
side relates this arcdo:e Of General Galitlet:
on ono occasion WAS to dine with him at
the hCuse Of Madame Edmond Adam, VIII o
is the editor Of the Nouvelle Revue, aud
VINO has Que OF the most fashionable salons
in Paris. General Galiilet was late. He
arrived finally az 7:i5. and advanced to-
ward The hostess, who was standing near
tie mnntlcpiece. Madam Adam wore a
beautiful dress Of black velvet, with very
decoIlete corsage, above which her brunette
beauty shcne Ike a marble Of Pradler
Galihst advanced, bowed, and said with ad-
miration: 'SaprIst! Those beautiful shoul.
dersH And then, in too stiff and soldierly
n manner perhaps, be bent yer and lightly
printed kiss on her right shoulder. Ma
dame Edmond Adam grew rosy with indig-
nation and slapped the Generals face. This
did 10: trouble him in the least. lie bowed
again with infinite respect, and, with gcs.
iurc Of admirable faulty said Since |
know the price and kissed the other shout
der.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

Newman Independent: ADO you see that
Il, fsh and handsome lady ever there|
Nv! ain she daisy? Who is she?
old Shinfnt'S widow. She killed him
before she had been married six months.
Goodness gracious Did she shoot him
in the head?
No. She stabbed him in the pocket
Dock"
Boston Courier "Why do pugilists
marry asks an exchange. Well, we sup
rose they must have somebody to practice
en-.
kentucky State Journal: Father, dear
father, come home with me now spoke the
thirly.cl little girl, fur if you don't mann.
my saws she'll come to the saloon herself
ard lead ye home by the ear agin.'
Life: Too bad. Maggie, to her step
father, who is very popular with the chill
drcn: 81 wish you had been here when our
other papa was alive. You would have liked
each other so much
Brooklyn Eagle: "Blessed shades of St.
Crmsus" howled Old Tyson, when Mrs.
II s millinery bill came in Bank Of the
Universal SOS for bonnet.
Yes, dear she said so sweetly, these
are the days Of Jetiersonian simplicity. The
bonnet cost only $50: the res: Is for the
trimmings
And the old man grinned and paid the
bill without murmur.
oil City Derrick \ New York paper re-
marks OF poem on Baby sent to it by
Young mother: 1t is certainly gem, and we
are sorry that we have not space for it. The
only fault We have to find with it, and it is
fault common to all young writers, is that
Of sacrificing melody TO hard sense. The
third stanza is q striking instance OF this:
povcrv-duoilc-um, drukc-mi-iuu,
Tum To- it, uull,ry, mull"ry-mum:
1iyl,ry livery hpaIry boo
N, baby Nd sweet aud pity a, o..
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
Nice Little Washington Children.


That the children of the ex.otfclals are
sensible Of the change in their estates was
evinced the other day when the small sons
Of ex.Secretary Lincoln ana ex- Postmaster
General Hatton hailed one another from
from their bicycles with mutual Hello
YOU old,private citizen Another little mem
Der OF one OF he families Of tn, last Cabi-
net crept into his mothers bed the morning
of the 9th Of March. and in the most per.
emptory manner said Roll over there,
private ci,izeness" 1t was one OF the same
precious children that walked up to Lieut..
Greedy at one of his mothers receptions and
ewing him sdmiringly said: Did YOU eat
AIRY Of that Dutchman up there Poor
Mr. Greedy fairly gssped after the inquiry,
his face flushed, and tears came into his
eyes as he said "Oh, no my little man.
The persistent child followed it up with
well. did any one eat him, them and it
took some tact TO turn that terrible infant 8
attention to some other topic. With the
sweetest innocence in the world the child
electrified the dinner company that even.
ing by telling what Lieut. Greedy had said
in answer 70 his queries, and his parents
had cold chills sweep over them at the naive
recital.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
Gen. Grant md the Kentucky Girl.


The Kentucko women are as enthusiastic
about horses as the men. They unhesltat-
ingly place the horse before themselves as
the great attraction Of the State. | remember
htaring a conversation between Gen. Grant
and a kentucky girl at the ST. Lo1is Mer-
chants Exchange in 1875 when General
thex Prssident-Grant was visiting the s.
Louis fair. 4 number Of ladies were intro
duced to the President, whereupon ne
spoke in very high terms of st: LOUIS,
the Fair etc. You are mistaken Mr.. Pres
ident We are not from St. Louis, laughingly
said one OF the girls we are from Ken
lucky, a very fine State, you know which
possesses three things all men Of taste mus.
appreciate SmiIingly, the President
asked her what they were. She answered:
I'VE have the fastest horses, the prettiest
women and the finest whisky in the world. =
The President replied: Your horses are
certainly Justly renowned. have some on
my farm near here; yourself and party
prove the correctness of your second observa'
ton but whisky is one of the things that re-
quires age and your men consume It so
fast that it rarely has fair chance to be.
come good" The girls thought that, if
General Grant could not make long
speech. he was apt at repartee.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
lie Took the Hint.
&. n--t I'LL

DO you think the cholera will reach here
next summer, Mr. Boothby?" she murmur
3D. a5 she brushed a microbe Of dandruf
off bis shoulder. where her head had lately
rested. II don't know. I'm sure; doctors
seem TO think so Its awful, amt it,
Terrible" ~ great many die with IT,
So I've heard Don you feel alarmed2'
WHY should ~ Il read somewhere the
other day that married men seldom take it,
whereas single gentlemen are almost sure
to-" rs that So said Mr.. Boothby. yes,
and it's almost certainly fatal Horrible
ain'titY said Boo'hhy with shudder Il
do so hope you went catch it, Mr. Boothby,"
shc whispered, tears starting to her eJes.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
How the Monkeys Tricked the Bees.

Two monkeys sat under tree in an Ia
dian forest One monkey was seen 10 busy
himself with smoariug the other with rel
clav earth. When he had succeeded in en-
iirely covering his companion he disap
peared into a neighboring wood, leaving
the other mass Of clay, but for two small
holes through which peored pair o.
cunning eyes. Then the bedaubed monkey
was seen 10 climb to the hollow OF tree
where was BEEHIVE. The bees buzzed about
the intruder but all they could DO WAS to
leave their s,ings in his clay coat. At
length they swarmed away in despair, and
the clever monkey helped himself to the
honeycomb. Then the other monkey cane
cut of bis hiding place and proceeded to
pick off the clay covering from his brother.
This done they set to work at the honey.
comb and finished it.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
(qtiilcura
InfantiIe Skin Beautifiers--- AppssI
to Mothers---Try Them.

NOR Cleansing the Skin and Scalp of Birth 81.
mors, for sllay ing Itching, turning AMI L.
fammstion, for curing the first symptoms OF ~,
ma, Psoriasis. Milk Crust, scad Head, scrofurs -
other inherited skin and blood diseases CutirT,,
the great skin Cure, and Cuticura Soap an eylI.H
ite Skin Bcautiher, externally, AMI CuiirIrg y,
solvent, the new Blood Purifier, internally, are
faluble. Absolutely pure.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
The Current Weather.
y. J. GripI

"See here" observed the managing editor
to the new reporter, 81 told you to write up
the weather" yes, sir" responded the
newsge,herer "Well, sir, what is the mean
ing of this row OF dashes?' Those are
my opinions Of the weather, sir" well,
write them out; write them out in full. 1"
AN right, sir" replied the reporter; Il
would have done so in the first place, bnt !
didn't know this was that kind Of paper ="
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12
He Found His Match.

a will admit my ignorance, so far as
your question is concerned" said young
lady to a dude simpleton, who was catechis-
ing her, for the purpose Of drawing her out;
"but think know what the height and
breath of impudence is" "And what is it
my deah? After survey his proportions
for moment she said: well, sir, / should
Judge that the height OF impotence is about
) feet /, and the breadth OF it is about the
width Of your cheek
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Weekly Register
II s s S :.

Will be greatly improved and strengthened IN al
departments II will be .efuly edited for genera,
circulation. II will be unexcelled 4, a State neg,
paper, and a journal adspted to the sToEE, the
OFFICE, the FAMILY and the FIREsIDK. Il Vii, s
INDEPENDENTLY DEMOCRATIC, as the ORGAN %
THE STATE AND NATIONAL DEMOCRACY.
Every issue will contain carefully csmpileire
sumo Of all the county, STATE national and inIr.
national news The doing3 at WASHING ION W.
he amply recorded from every standpoint
All happenings Of Interest at Washington, TO On
neghboring Congressional Districts Of Ohio ali
Pcnnsy lyania together with all local news prJsrI
by corps OF experienced news gatherers In ever
village and hamlet within radius OF FIFTY m.,o,d
Wheeling, will be chronicled faithfully s. they -
cur:
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-04-12

EuugL'yU Elg1s.

I-T-'- "
BIown-'I was surprised to see you at
church yesterday, Smith. | understood that
YOU don't believe much in religious mat
tiers" Smith-"Well-er-I have been
something of an infdel all my life, but that
cold that caught last week has settled on
my lungs, and feel little nervous about
il.
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sFROM HEAD TO FEET"

Charles Eayre Hinklc, jersey City Heights. v :.
writes: "My son a lad Of u Give years, NJ, a5p,
pletely cured Of terrible case Of Eczema by n,
GlicuIa Remedies. From the top Of h.s he'd I.
the sOes of his feet was one mass OF Sgabs L,r,y