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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
Is who like Sunday.

The boys who like Sunday.
The boy who is as pretty as he does.
The child who is seen and not heard.
The girl who wouldn't rather be q
boy.
The boy who likes to be called
Sub"
The boy who only speaks when he is
spoken to.
The boy who minds his mother as
we'll as his father.
The boy who wouldn't rather 60 skat-
ing than be an angel.
The boy who prefers his sister to
some other boys sister.
The boy that goes to Sunday school
because he likes it.
The boy who wouldn't rather wear
boots than be President.
The boy who eats what is set before
him and asks no questions.
The boy who wouldn't rather be
Jesse James than George Washington.
The boy, however homely, saucy,
naughty, noisy, troublesome, and dis
agreeable he may be, who isn't sweeter,
and dearer, and more precious to his
mother than any other child In the
world.
The boy who doesn't walk in the gut
ter when there is any water in it, who
doesn't steal rides on street-cars, run
away from school, and play marbles
"for keeps" when he is well enough to
be outdoors.
The little boy who keeps his clothes
clean, stays in the house on Saturday
and studies his Sunday-school lesson,
plays with the girls, knows how to
dance, and always minds his parents,
and knows enough to come in when it
rains.-Puck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

Observation ON the Masterpiece of Mod
ern Fiction by the ssrcat French Writer.
The deadly weight of civilization to
those who are below presses senslbly on
our shoulders as we read "Les Misera-
bles." A sort of hooking indignation
grows upon us as we find society reject
ing, again and again, the services OF the
most serviceable; setting jean Vatican
to pick oakum, casting Calico into pris-
on, even crucifying Christ. There is a
haunting and horrible sense OF insecur-
ity about the book. The terror We thus
feel is a terror for the machinery of law,
that we can hear tearing, in the dark,
good and bad between its formidable
wheels with the iron stolidity OF all ma
chinery, human or divine. This terror
incarnates itself sometimes, and leaps
horribly out upon us; as when the
crouching mendicant looks up, and Jean
Vatican, in the light of the street lamp,
recognizes the face of the detective; as
when the lantern of the patrol flashes
suddenly through the darkness of the
sewer; or as when the fugitive comes
forth at last at evening, by the quiet
river side, and finds the police there
also, waiting stolidly for vice, and stol-
idly willing to take virtue instead. The
whole book is full of oppression and
full of prejudice, which is the great
cause of oppression. We have the
prejudices of NJ Gillenormand, the pref
udices in revolt that defend the barri-
cade, and the thorned prejudices that
carry it by storm. And then We have
the admirable but ill-written character
of Javert, the man who had made re-
ligion of the police and would not sur
we the moment when he learned that
there was another truth outside OF laws
a Just creation over which the reader
will do we'll to ponder. With so gloomy
a design this great work is still full of
life and light and love. The portrait
of the good bishop is one of the most
agreeable things in modern literature
The whole scene at Montfermeil is full
of the charm that Hugo knew so we'll
how to throw about children. Who
can forget the passage where Cosette,
sent out at night to draw water, stands
In admiration before the illumined
booth and the huckster behind-"lui
faisait un pou ieffet d'etre lie Pere eter-
nal?" The pathos of the forlorn sabot
laid trustingly by the chimney in ex-
pectation Of the Santa Claus that was
not takes us fairly by the throat; there
is nothing in Shakespeare that touches
the heart more nearly. The loves OF
Cosette and Marius are very pure and
pleasant, and we cannot refuse our af-
lection to Gavroche, although we may
make a mental reservation of our pro-
found disbelief in his existence. Take
it for all in all, there are few books in
the world that can be compared with it.
n. l.. Stevenson.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
The UnsociabiIity Of BicycIists.

The bicycle has doubtless become
one of the greatest promoters of healthy
outdoor exercise among our young
men, as we'll as some of the older ones
but there is necessarily nothing So
cial in it; in fact, it is the most selfish
conception possible. Think of family
man buying bicycle and starting off to
ride while the wife and children are
left at home on the veranda to admire
the grace and ease with which their
lord and master wheels off to get exhil-
arating whiffs of fresh country air. The
economical young man mounts his
wheel on q fine afternoon, and whirls
off to the residence of his lady love,
leans his steed against the front fence,
and spends the summer evening on the
piazza, while the young lady is, no
doubt, thinking of her possibly old
fashioned but more fortunate cempan-
ion, who has gone out on the road be-
hind good trotter, to breathe the re-
freshing evening air. The one wheel
is far more economical In every way,
and its enthusiastic if not fanatical ad
mirers. no doubt, get much good from
it; but, in an article on social recrea-
lions, they can not hope for high praise
for their favorite machine; it certainly
is not family invention. When Mr..
Edison will invent motor which may
be hung beneath the seat of social
tricycle., with a small seat behind for
the children, and by which the whole
load may whirl off to the country with
out danger OF running away at the first
railway crossing, or the necessity for
grooming and feeding on the return,
then the family may sing the praises of
the "cycle. Million Bradley, IN Good
Housekeeping.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
GatlIng Guns.

The Calling gun weighs about ], 800
pounds and is precisely of the same de-
sign as the ordinary canon. There are
ten chambers that revolve in the barrel
proper, and each chamber has an in
dependent lock. The main barrel is
eight inches in diameter. The size of
cartridge used is that of the ordinary
forty-fve Government rifle caliber.
Each feed drum contains 240 rounds.
The firing Is done by operating a
crank; the cartridge is exploded by a
hammer which works with such great
rapidity that 100 cartridges are fired in
minute. The movement of the gun
can be so adjusted as to make it either
stationary CT oscillating, so that the
gun practice can become either scatter
ed or centrifugal in its execution. At
700 yards the Calling gun has been
known to hit 12x15 foot target 1896
times out of 400 shots. At 200 yards
Alb out of 500 shots have struck 9x25-
foot target. To show the rapidity with
which the gun can be worked, it might
be explained that the time occupied in
coming to action front from trot and
firing is ten seconds; timber rear,
mount and off, thirteen seconds.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

The fashionable Mrs. Follibud is in
troduced to the popular Jack Folli-
bud.
Mrs. F.-Charmed to meet you. /
think we must be related in some way,
as our names are the same.
Jack-Why. ya-as; so we must. Who
was your father, aw?
Mrs. F.--Why, Gen. Moneybags of
Boston.
Jack--By Jovel He was my grand
fatherl
Mrs. F.-And you are Jack Follibud t?
Why, then, you must be my son. Your
purse, Maggie, said you'd grown to be
quite q man. Well, we'll; but, Jack Tin
whisper), don't tell them I'm your
mother. Say sister in-law or cousin.
Anything but mother. Good-byl-
Life.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

be the last. Imagine that this servant.
and very bad servant he was, thought
he could play the accordion, and play
it like an assassin. Well, one day he
came to me, saying: want favor.
have voice and wish to cultivate
it. At any hour of the day or night
most convenient to you shall be ready
to take lesson, and you can deduct 1t
from my wages Since then 1 have
done without q man servant"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
MENsMAN's PEproNrzED BEEF Tonic, tn

MENsMAN's PERFORMED BEEF Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing its en-.
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains blood
making, force-generating and sustaining
properties; invaluable for indigestion, dys-
pepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms of
general debility; also, in all enfeebled condi-
tons, whether the result OF exhaustion, nerv-
Gus prostration, over-work, or acute disease,
particularly IL resulting from pulmonary
complaints. Caswell Hazard & Co., proprie
tors, New York Sold by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
"The Proper Study OF Mankind Is
Man,

says the illustrious Pope. II he had included
woman In the list he would have been nearer
the truth, IL not SO poetical. DIR. X. v. Pierce
has made them both a life study especially
woman, and the peculiar arrangements 10
which her delicate system is liable. Many
women in the land who are acquainted with
DIR. Pierce only through his "Favorite Pre-
scription," bless him with all their hearts,
for he has brought them the panacea for all
those chronic ailments peculiar 10 their sex,
such as leucorrhGa, prolapsus and other dis
placements, liberation, internal fever"
bloatng, tendency TO internal cancer, and
other ailments. Price reduced to one dollar.
by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
MisanthrOnic.

Jones-~I take no more pleasure in
life. The world is full of thieves and
rascals. don't really believe there is
an honest man left in the world
Smith-"Cheer up. When q man
acknowledges his own frailties he has
already taken step in the direction of
reform. - Terds Stftings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
Novelties OF the Catalogue.

When tempted to buy largely of any
highly praised and highly priced nov
city in flowers, fruit, or vegetables, get
some plant, seed, or nursery catalogue
printed dozen years ago and figure
out what percentage of the new intro
auctions for that year have fulfilled the
fair promise made by their dissemin-
ators.-Chicdqo Herald.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
put up- at the Gault House,

The business man or tourist will find first
class accommodations at the low price of 81
and e.. so per day at the Gaut House, Chica-
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel is located in the center of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot.
Elevator; all appointments frst-class
HoYT & GATES, Projectors.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

SIR julius BENEDICT in his later
years had horror of men servants,
and used frequently to say: Il had
men servants till was weary of them.
when at last came one who deserved to
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
Blowing Up Hell Gate

has been a laborious and costly work, but the
end justi1es the effort. Obstruction in any
important channel means disaster. Obstruc-
tons I'm the organs of the human body bring
inevitable disease. They must be cleared
away, or physical wreck will follow. Keep
the liver in order, and the pure blood courses
through the body, conveying health, strength,
and life; let IL become dlsordered and the
channels are clogged with impurit es, which
result I'm disease and death. No other medi-
cine equals DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery' for acting upon the liver and puri-
flying the blood.
THEY are called plumbers because they ess
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

When you visit or leave New York City,
save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire. and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand
Central Depot: 600 elegant rooms fitted mp at a
cost of one million dollars, reduced 70 81 and
upwards per day. European plan, Elevator,
Restaurant supplied with the best Horse cabs,
stage, and elevated railroad to all depots. Fami-
lies can live better for less money az the Grand
Union than at any rst-class hotel in the city
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

A NEW ORLEANS paper refers editorially
TO the wonderful restoration to health Of
Mr.. T. Posey, druggist, 225 Canal street.
that city, who some time ago was prostrated
by an excruciating attack Of sciatica. After
much suffering his wife applied st. Jacobs
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
Prosecute the swIndIers.

OF weh Sou h, IL H. ny jt,i'ss VIII M % ss
of Hops on white label. shun that Druggist ~ you
would viper; and IL he has taken your money for
bogus stun iDdict him the fraud and sue him for
damages for the swinde. and We viii reward you lib
orally Tor the conviction.
See u. y. Court Injunction against c. ID. Warner,
Reading, Mich. and all his statesmen agents, drug
gists, and other imitators.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

SHRoL in the Russian language is two
feet long and contains fourteen is. II
is said to be more dreadful in look than
q wild hog with all its bristles up.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

WE guarantee the speedy, painless, and
permanent cure, without knife, caustic, or
salve, of the largest pile tumors. Pamphlet
and references sent for two letter stamps.
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association, 663
Main street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

THE pancakes eaten at Vassar College in
one year would make column eight miles
high, if piled one upon another. There's
high education for you.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

LITTLE BOY came TO his mother recently
and said, Mamma, j should think that IL /
was made of dust would get muddy inside
when L drink"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
Inporrant-

THE young ladies' best friend their look
ing-glass. because it always gives them
s'aids to reflection"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

USE Frazer Axle Grease, tbs the best in the
world-wiil wear twice as long as any other.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

The AKRON Sewer Pipe is the best in
the world. See advertisement in this paper.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06
covmrERFEiTERs BEWARE.


- Wtcos8an concern eEJotnoo.
from the Rochester Morning Herald
The following injunction has been OBJ
tanned by the Hop Bitters Company. Of
Rochester, N. Y, against Collatinus D.
Warner. of Reading. Michigan, prohibiting
him from manufacturing or selling Ser
man Hop Bitters:"
The President Of the United States Of Amer
lea TO Coliatinus ID. Warner. Of Reading,
Mich. his serconts. tcorknen, statesmen,
aud agents, and each and ecery Of them:
Whereas, it has been represented unto
the Justices of our Circuit Court, the Hon.
Stanley Matthews, and the Hon. Henry b.
Brown. at Detroit, within and for said Dis
trict, sitting as a Court of Chancery, that
you. Collatinus D. Warner. are manufacturing
and selling medicine named German Hop Bit
tiers. in fraudulent limitation OF the Hop BIT
fers made and sold by complainant; your said
med cine being decised, calculated. a td IN
teHded TO misiead the public into purchasing
such counterfeit goods a. the manufacture OF
the complainant
We. therefore. in consideration OF the prem
ises, do strictly eIJOtp you, the said Collatinus
ID. Warner. and all and every the persons before
named. from using the cords Hop Bitfers"
en- any fluids contained In bottles so as to in
duce the belief that such fluids are made by
complainant: and further, from manufacture
ing, selling, or Offering for sale any bitters or
other fluids In the bottles and with the labels,
and in the general form In VIII CHI you were man
ufacturing and selling tn, bitters Cal ed by you
German Hop Bitters, on the Ming of the bill: or
In any other bottles, or with any other labels
contrived or designed TO represent or induce the
belief that the bltters or nuids sold bv you are
the goods OF the complainant, until the further
order OF the Court.
Witness,
TIE HONORABLE MORRISON B. WAITE,
Chief Justice OF the United States
At Detroit this fifteenth day Of July, A. ID. 1885,
L. ST. Walter 5. Harsha, Clerk.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

II afflicted with Sore Eyes, use DIR. Isaac
Thompsons Eye Water. Druggists sell IL. Csc
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-06

THEY are called plumberc because they gss
al the plums.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-12-10

that the next term of the High School. whici
viii commence the 18th inst, will be held il
the old court house building.
The schooner Lewis King. of Ellsworth
Bunker. from Lamoine for New York, will
dried fish, was in collision on Nantucket shoal.
on the night of the 4th instant. with the
schooner II. 5. Bridges, Mcyane. from Phil
sdelphia, OF and for Portland, with petroleum.
The Bridges was at anchor. The King had
her forestayssi torn, her main rail stove. the
eaihead and stanchion broken, and suffered
other damage to the hull and rigging, The
Bridges carried away her jibboom with every
thing attached. While anchored in the harbor
sunday the Lewis King was run into by the
schooner Abbie Bur,ley, Of Boston and lost
her iibboom. The Bursley los, a davit
The excellent report Of our city clerk,
showing the doin-s Of the late meeting of The
mayor and aldermen, while very full and COM
plete does not aticmp; to give any OF the spice
OF the occasion. which. we understand. was a
very prominent feature OF the meeting. The
facts. as we learn them. briefly stated. arc a
follows: The city treasurer claimed city
loan TO be used in paving debts in accordance
with pledge previously made 10 him. The
mayor, in view Of the large amount Of uncol-
locted taxes. refused TO negotiate the loan The
collector Of taxes demurred against issuing a
warrant Of distress against taxpayers thus
earl, in the year. The session which followed
was not onl, spicy. but stormy.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-12-10
Sheriff,s Sale.

HANCOCK, S., Nov. 18th, A. ID. 1855.
10y virtue Of an execution issued from the Su-
. preme Judicial Court, dated the 10Th day Of
November, A. D., lsSa wherein Edward Il. Chase of
Bluehil, surviving partner OF the late firm of Mel
tiah X Chase & Son is Creditor, and the Stewart
Copper Mining Company of Bluehill in said County
Is Debtor, have this day taken all the right, title
and interest which the said Stewart Copper Mining
Company has or had at the time of the attachment
the original writ, to the following Real Estate
to wit: A certain lot parcel Of land, with the
buildings thereon, situated in Bluehil, In the
County of Hancock and State of Maine aud bound
ed and described follows Beginning at the shore
of Second Pond" so called, at the corner bounds
between lands formerly of Sylysnus Doug
lass this homestead lot) and land here conveyed
formerly of James w, Douglass. thence northeast
eriy by the Old fence TO the public road thence by
rods thence crossing said road north Is deg. west
sixtytwo rods to Third Pond 80 called; thence
by the shore of said pond southwestery TO u stake
and stones thence southeriy 10 large rock at the
of the ed and pasture at the aforesaid road
thence by said road westerly 10 point opposite the
fence between the property of the Douglass Copper
Mining Company and land here conveyed thence
following said fence to the shore of Second Pond
thence by the shore of said pond easery 20 the first
mentioned bounds. difference is hereby made to
deed dated Nov. I'D, $50. and recorded in Vol.
i76 Fol 60 of Hancock County Registry Of Deeds }
And shall sell said Compsny's right title and in
terest in and to the above described premises AT pub
lie auction to the highest bidder therefor, at the
Monday, the 18th day Of December, A. D., isS5,
AT ten O'Clock in the forenoon.
A. r. DEvEREUN,
2Wfg neputy sheriff
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-12-10
Sheri8's Sale.

HANCOCK. IS, Nov. 18th, 4. D.. ISIS.
Dl virtue Of an Execution from the Supreme .Ju-
- dicial Court dated the 18th day of November
A D.. 1855 wherein A. W. Curtis Of Ellsworth Is
creditor and Charles W. Morrison Of said Ellsworth
J. debtor have taken to satisfy the same all the
right, title and interest which the said Charles W
Morrison has or had at the time of the attachment
upon the original writ 10 the following real estate
situated in Ellsworth in said County Of Hancock
bounded and described as follows, to Wit Begin
ming on the south side Of Pine street WHERE the same
by the south side Of Pine street north - deg east
rods 10 stake and stone thence At right angles
with Pine street 10 deg. east rods TO stake and
fono thence running parallel with Pine street
south IS deg west and ~ O0ths rods To a stake and
stone the east side of Hancock street thence by
said Hancock street north II deg. west a. l00hs rods
convey ed TO Charles W. Morrison By Nancy >umins-
by Oct 10 lisa, and recorded in Hancock Registry pt
Deeds. Vol l9i Page l4n. Also other lands IN towns
Of Wa!tham, Franklin, and Township No. : in said
County. All the land and premises described and
conveyed in the following deeds which deeds appear
of record in the Registry pf deeds for -aid County
Hancock, a. j. hereinafter stated Quitclaim deed
Julia Mncombsr, Joseph II West Lizzie "
Blaisdel MARY + Blni-,eli and Francis Taft 10 +
J. swan and from said swan through various con
Ncyancr> % said Charles W. Morrison recorded ID
said Registry Of Deeds for said County OF Hancock
ia Vol. iss folio 800 Quiclaim deed John T. scam
mons George " illiau-, Charles Williams and John
Williams, 10 T. j swan. and from said swat
through various conveyance 10 said tharlc, W
Morrison. r"cnr,ei Ia said Registry Of Deeds foi
SAIL county p Hancock, IA Vol. ~, folio iui Al
the land described in deed recorded ia Hancucs
Registry e l'reds Vol lpo, page lu, Ant deed
thrrr referred TO-
ANA ,halI -eil .aid lcl,or, right title and iutcr
est to ana to the aboy ,.rTJbed premises al publ,
auction 10 thr highest bidder therefor the ~hcT
~ One, 10 Ellsworth, IN said County ca Wed
ncsiay, tn" ..hth day Of December, A h.. -, Al
a. Il. pEyEREUN.
iNi9 Deputy sheriff
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1885-12-10
Dom estic Ports.

BooTHBAY.-Ar. Dec. !. schs. Ianthe, Port
land for Gouldsboro; VIM. Franklin, Portland
for BROOKLYN.
AR. Dec s. sch Mary Lord, Lord, from Sa-
vannah.
BosToS.-Ar. Dec. 6, sch. Leonora, Bonsey,
Perth Amboy.
DUTCH ISLAND HARBoR.-sld. Dee. 1.
sch. J. NJ Morales, Jordan, kennebec for
New York.
HYANNIs-Ar. Dec. 4, sch. Brilliant, Tap
ley, Prince Edward Island for Vineyard
Haven.
NEW BEDFoRD.-Ar. Dec. 3, sch. Chrome,
Bunker, sullivan.
PERTH AMBoY.-Sld. Dec. 4, sch. Abby
WATSON, Lord, Portland.
PROFESSIONALISM. Dee. /, sch. Caroline
knight, CHM, Perth Amboy for Rockland.
PogTLAND-Ar. December 8, schoOners ".
l.. Crockett, Gott, and St. Leon, Perkins,
Boston.
Ar. Dec. 4, sch. Victor, Bunker. Boston.
Ar. Dec B. schs. Exchange, Buckminster,
Boston; Queen of the West. Thur>ton, Boston;
May Wymsn, Over, Portsmouth.
Sid. Dec. 3, sch. A. l.. Perkins, Thompson,
Penobscot.
PRovIDENcE-Ar. Dec. /, sch. A. w. Ellis,
/ Ferguson, Belfast
Ar Dec. 2, sch. Francona, Young, Els
worth.
Sid. Dec. 4, sch. Fred C. Holden, Rich, New
York.
SALEM-Ar. Dec. 3, schs. A. j. Whiting,
SAWYER, Boston for Mt Desert; Stella Lee,
Hamilton, Boston for Deer Isle.
VINEYARD HAvES.-Sld. Dec. 2. schs. Jed
Frye, Langley, Calais for New Bedford; Van
dalia, Belts, Ellsworth for Providence.