The spirit of democracy. [volume] (Woodsfield, Ohio) 1844-1994, 1885-10-20

Sepse and Nopse'ase.

Sepse and No,se,ise.
Those who envy others generally have
secret respect for them or their be-
grudsed prosperity.
Some people are willing to he good If
they are we'll paid for it. Others pre-
fer to be good for nothing,
Patents are issued at the rate OF 600
per week in this county, and yet there
are only four corner seats In street car.
The 800 lords of England have an
average income Of Sl20,000 each,. and
their gross income is about S75 5,000, 900.
1t is thought, and not hustle and
noise, that does the best work of lie
The lightning, and not the thunder, rends
the oak. Gar
Professor Bartholow says that chloral
is the most effective remedy for cholera
and its power is much increased by the
addition OF morphine,
II man is to be vsccinsted in Mon
treal, where smallpox .is 40 bad, he
must first be caught by policeman and
dragged up to the vaccinator.
Senator Hoar, OF Massachusetts,, Sc
verely condemns what be calls the spoils
system 10 politics. The party to which
he belongs has lost the spoils.
For EARAoHE, Toothache, Sore Throat,
Swelled Nrck, aud the results OF cplds
and Inflammation, use Dr.. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil-the great pain destroyer.
Love may be blind, as oil the old poets
have sung 10 unison. hut We do not re.
call any authenticated instance Of young
Love kissing his grandmother BY mis-.
take. ts,s...- ~ 3.s 81.
Heidelberg University will celebrate
the 500th university of it's exis,enct
next August. A festive hall capable ol
holding 5000 persons will be erected fol
the occasion. zY
Did you cry when your papa wenl
away ? asked kind hearted neighbor oi
little SUSIE. Well said Susie, after re.
dectine for moment, I believe l die
burst few tears- .s..,,s a..,.psr
The governor of Arkansas hae par,
doned q lot OF train robbers. OF course
he bad 40 excuse for rehuking the court
A nume:ou. ly signed petition Was ,ht
cause Of the pardon. ss6l 3
4 81
Missionaries in the Congo region err
said 70 have discovered that beer mad,
Of bananas is . preventative Of malaria
fevers, and that this drink is indispsnsa
BILE to their health.
Nine de Stael, Who was plain snd
quite stout, once said: Il would give
half my knowledge for q few persona
charms, and consider them cbeapiy
bought" Dr.. Mary Walker is right ID.
other way.
Little Boss to gentleman caller: 'Yo,
ain't black, sre you, Mr.. M--P' Black
child n Whv, no: should hope not
What made you think was p o. moth
ing. 'cept papa said you Was 60 awtu
niggardly.'
Miss Anna Pixley borrowed q bab,
for the play in which she first appeared
in Bangor, Me-, and was very much as
tonished the other day in the came cit,
when the same baby, now twenty-five
years old. applied Tor an engagement. il
her company.
The Accused street was the name
given to the thoroughfsre 10 ancien
r me where the daughter OF Sefviu
Tuliius was reputed to have driven ovel
the corpse of her father after be hat
been murdered by the emissalies OF Tar
qrin, her husband.
One Of the queerest sheets of wate
in Maine is called Shows ocean. Il /.
little pond in Orrington, near Bangor
and its peculiarity is that, although situ
ated away up among some hills on thu
bank Of the Penobscnt, It rises snd fall
as regularly as does the river. ra
NJ Marin, the French tenor. a.kef
the srifing sum Of e 100 f,r singing esci
night at the Italian pe,f ,rmances At tn,
Paris Opera next winter, or $4,000 fo
twenty nights. Ultimately, rs q mari
Of friendship, be reduced his terms t.
$4,000. ol1a 6ati
The German wstering places we're vel
attended this year. Weishadpn received
As. 900 visitors. isaden % 500. Aiv-la
Chapelle $4,000. Ems $500, Msrienbad
1000, ami Hamburg, which mas lost l.,
former splendor In this regard, only 4
364.
A, American missionary in Armeuil
received q lot OF Moody and Ssnkey
hvmn hooks through the mails, hut thu
eagle.eved inspector of the Turkist
postoff1ce decided that Hold the Fort
Was intended 20 encourage rebellion, and
expurgated that lyric from every copy
Fifteen native kings and eight native
prince. in and around the Congo ter.
ritory claimed nv the African Tnterna'
ronsl Association, have addressed to
the king OF Portugal vigorous protes,
against this claim. and they ask The
kings protection sgainst the new pro.
| tectOrate
Some OF the qucerest names hail frcn
the, Bs que provinces of Spain. Two
officials in the treasury department q
Madrid, who claim Basque. descent cal
themselves respectively y Don Mirurzur
vrdundua y Zngotide and Don Juan
Nepomueceno de Burisinagonatstoreca
goceaceoceha.
Young housekeeper (Iooking ever The
market reports s)-'Bridget, shall wan
you to GO to market this morning.
Bridget-'Yis. mum. Wol'll I get
mum1' Young Housekeeper--'I set
that beef is much cheaper on the no, {
and-I presume it's just as good. Get 9
nice roast of the hoof'
Yes ssid western tragedian, "rve
been on the stage 9 good many wears
Have you ever played 'Hamlet2 be
Vas asked. S
sp;ayod suamiot -, ho ev.la;ru al