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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-01-13
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DR. EUGENE DrVAuX OF FEe

DR. EUGENE DEvAUX, OF FRAE
~ made us his agent for the State o. n
to sell his never-failing remedy, "NaS n
Connubial Restorative or VifaIizer,n
affected with nervous debility, loss of mahA
hood and all kindred diseases, should at once
procure his circular from which to learn the
cause of the diseases above mentioned, then
al once procure from us, or through us by
your druggist or by express, the never failing
remedy. CRowDUs & BALDWIN,
wholesale Druggists, Dallas, Texas.
BY retail at Howell Bros. and ]. L. William,s
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Immediate cure OF female
Ind arrangements English
-ers IL a decided success.
Kennedy, Coff-ville, Missis-
nts for one bottle of Bal
Aperlenf.
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Pullman Sleepers Colorado, Fort Worth
and Dallas to New Orleans without change.
TRAINS PASS DALLAS,
GOING EAST IT. & p. DEPOT.
NO. SO4, 81. Louis Express. ....... $40 A, M.
Leaves Union Depot ....... 9:lO A. M
No ld. San Antonio Exp arrives 1889 p. M.
NO. 3o8, New Orleans Passenger. :. $40 p. M,
NO. wv, leaves Union Depot. ...... $50 p. M.
NJ, GOING WEST UNION DEPOT.
10. Si, Californm Express, arr .6:l5 p. NJ.
NO. 5Ol, CalifornH Express, rvs. .6:35 p. NJ.
leave Il. d P.dapot. .................B;45P M.
no 80, ocal 'senger, arr go. 1l:55 A. NJ.
no, 90, Lojal Passenger, rvs. 1915 p. NJ.
Leaves i. Il +. depot ........... l2;25 p. M.
No l6S, San Ant MO Express, Ives
i. & p, Depot b.h5 A. M
Nos. so5 and 506 run between Fort Fort Worth Nc
and New Orleans daily. Nos, 1854
and l63 connect at Fort Worth with trains To
and from Colorado. Nos. S0i, 3Ol and SO8
take meals at the Union depot.
Double daily trains to New Orleans.
lie Texas a Pacific Is ITO miles the short
est route to New Orleans
Solid trains El Paso 10 st. Louis. Also Dali
las 10 San Antonio, etc. Fast time, first-class
equipment, sure connection,
Bee tnat vour ticket reads via, the Texas A
Pacific halfway.
For maps, time tables, tickets, rates and all
required Information, call ON or address
Il. p. TURNER,
Ticket Agent, 50 Main Street, Dallas. Tex.
II. p, HUGHES,
Passenger Agent, Houston, Texas
b. W. MCCULLOUGH,
Gen. Pass. and Ticket Agent, Galveston, Tex.
W. II. NEWMAN,
Irafiie Manager, Galveston, Texas.
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IL &. BELL, County Attorney
Is Attorney -at-Law and Land Agent.
Baird, Callahan County, Texas.
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.1na.ln adv ertisement
~ sitively 1t these
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RAILROADS,
NEW RAILWAY TIME OARp
Houston d Texas Central,

GOING SOUTH.
No. New Orleans and Galveston
~ Express daily ..,........... $3.50 A. NJ,
cept Sunday ..................., 1:S5 p. M.
NO. 4-New orleans Express daily 5:50p, M
GOING NORTH.
No. &St Louis Express daily. $50 A. N.
No. Linked to Denison except
No. l-St. Louis Express daily. 9:05 p. M.
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Texas Trunk.

GOING SOUTH.
No. 2-Mail and Express, leaves. :. 800 p. M.
GOING NORTH.
NO. mail and Express, arrives IL 100 A. M.
Trains and run daily, SundaYs excentad
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
BRIGHT BITS.

A BIT OF real life: piece OF boarding
house cheese.-B VrJtog toR Free Press.
THERE is nothing so certain in this life as
that base ball is uncertaln.-L09CeH Cutsea.
THE Omaha man who stole communion
service and presented it to a bride affords
another illustration Of the wild western de-
termination to never get left.-Edsh0iLLs
Union.
Nomore through trial and tribulation
chat with her is gained,
Her par is of on his vacation,
The bulldogs safely chained.
Boston Courier.
PROF. PEABoDY's essay at Concord ought to
be ruled out. 1t lacked the unrealtty of the
uniutelig ibilitY which was so much talked of
the DAY before, in that IL was plain enough to
be understood by the common people, and
why IT should have been read at Concord is a
ysterY.-BOstoSs GLOBE.
IT is now the custom for young ladies to
send around to various dry goods stores for
samples Of silk and velvet, " hch they work
up into what they call crazy quilts. Aud
there Is nothing that makes q young lady
much wilder than To receive from a shrewd
merchant a lot OF samples fastened TO piece
Of card board with rubber cement.-HGrtfoTd
Times.
A MISSOURI PAPER thus deicately touches
the key Of compassion; w hen new baby
comes like q ray Of sunshine to gladden. the
editors household, 10 ia a mute but eloquent
immediately az the printing OH "a and pay
from away back no to the present and a
whole year IN advance as a cOngratulatiOn to
the important event."-EsobaatJs.
MUNICH has s. new comic paper. modelled
after the Fiiegegge BiQtfer, called H@m0Tis-
tische Batter. Here are few spec imen jQkes
from one number: On Picket: Halt! Who's
thereP Old Peasant Woman: "Oh. you
needn't be afraid, won't hurt YOU" ~ As
SCISSOR A.; Have you heard the dreadful
newsg Judge Heedlaw WAS drowned yester-
dav in the lake In the park" Assessor d
But he was an excellent swimmer" A. \:
| "Ah, yes; but yo; know it is against the law
10 swim there" (B Child Mamma, want
some raisIns." s'NerF we'll. take n handful"
"A handfulf Oh, won't you give them to me?
Your hand is larger"
A POCKET BOOK WORN
They sat in the library acOve,
And they gazed ~ the hundreds OF books,
And she gave in exchange for his sighings
The sweetest and shyest Of looks.
"Here are volumes of very great value,
And YOU he remarked, are well versed;
| Now, posing a IRE should break out here,
Which book would you try to save 6rstF'
/ II would seizo"-and she grew quite excited,
And then she grew teri bly, calm
Il would seize pspa's pOoketbook hrst, sir;
That's the kind of a bp0kwOrm ami
Cobsm6aS t0hio) Dispatch.
! Where are YOU gong, my pretty maidY''
! He 10 the bnshful beauty said.
/ Pm going TO walk,' then answered she,
Aud II you zee fit, you may walk with me-
"What is your fortune, my pretty mad?"
| My face is my fortune, sir,' she said
| "Indeed," be replied, as he let her pass;
/ Il sec; and you've got il all in brass"
81 tyfrRdV Epep1D1 Gnseffs
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07

Harry Furniss, the famous Punch carlca-
turist, says a rule state men are not difficult
to caricature. sir Charles Dixie, Sir VII
liam Harcourt. Sir DrummoDd Wolf, Lord
Salisbury and Lord Randolph Churchill are.
he says, "easy to catch. MIR. Chamberlain's
mouth Is a difficulty, but this ia compensated
by his eyegless. Mr.. Gladstone's face is good
when taken in a severe aspect, but when you
try to catch his smile the likeness goes. Lord
BeacOnsfeld was the best subject for carlca-
ture we ever had. Among other splendid
subjects of he past were Lord Palmers-
ton, Sir Robert Peel, Lord Brougham and
Lord John Russell, Members OF Parlia-
nent should abstain. like actors. from grow
ing boards, otherwise they spoil themselves
for beng made up by the caricaturist as Old
women, little boys and other favorite charac-
tiers. Now, Lord Harrington is always Har-
tington. Ii is impossible to transform HIM
into any other character. Parnell's appear-
ance Is constantly changing. One week he
VIII appear with shaggy beard and uDehOrn
10, ks, the next all trim and spruce, SO that
the caricaturisL must be constantly on the Qut
rice. The safer plan is to take a mans type
and stick TO It. Bradlaugh is II favOrlte sub
ject OF mine, and in consequence OF my carl
cature of him, it has more than once been
limited to me that have been in danger of a
kicking from one or other OF his admirers"
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
The VIRGINIA Campaign.

! The Virginia Democrats. az represented
by Gen. Fitzbugh Lee, their candidate
tor Governor, appear 70 be somewhat sur
prised that John 5. Wise, the Republican
candidate, opened his campaign through
an interview in the Atlanta Constitution,
instead OF through the columns Of the
Washington Republtcan, as Malone was
wont to DO. The hattering outlook which
Wise professed to sec in the campaign
was set forth in glowing colors In his in
terview. Like the Northern Republicans,
/ he counts heavily on the negro vote AS
shown by the census returns, and OK
poets to get enough white votes to give
him the election.
Gen. Lee was interviewed at his home,
near Alexandria, recently, by a reporter
Of the Baltimore SIM, and he takes a very
different view OF the situation. He shows
that Wise's claim that he will get $4,000
or 90, 900 OF the 2lO,GOO white votes in Viz
ginia and 10000 Of the 12S,0OO colOred
votes is sheer folly. He says Wise only
got 1892 votes all told when he ran for
Congressman-at-la while Blaine got
1879 356, and failed to carry the State,
Virginia, he says, always polls a smaller
vote for Governor than for President.
Cameron, when elected, had only l3,473
votes.
Gen. Lee is satisfied that good many
| Republicans will refuse TO vote for Wise,
and il is believed that he will lose a rood
many negro votes on account Of his
Kitchen" blunder during the inyestiga-
! ton Of the Danyille riot. II he gets ont
| three-fourths Of the negro votes he will do
well, and it is hardly possible that he will
get over 10000 white votes.
II is very certain that Wise viii not be
able to bluff the Virginia Democrats.
/ They fully appreciate the situation, and
are entering on the campaign with great
enthusiasm and determination to win.
If anything like the full Democratic vote
can be gotten out, Wise viii hardly come
within 1900 or $4,000 votes Of being
elected. There can be little doubt that
the Democrats will poll their fun vote,
and perhaps capture several thousand
from the enemy.
The Virginia Democrats propose to 80
into the fight with the same earnestness
that possessed them when they won their
brilliant victory in 1888. No time will be
wasted in useless debates, In which the
Republicans, by their impudence and
want Of regard for truth, and their appeals
to race prejudices, could excite ard in
iluence the negroes. The Republicans
have lost their political machinery and
the direct support of the administration,
They no Iouper have the most oficaa az
rallying points, and the Postmasters to
act as spies and document distributing
agents.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07

Mrs. HENRY WARD BEEcHER is writing a
book.
JEAN INGELow pronouROes her name with
the soft s0uno of q.
EMPEROR WILLIAM continues to improve in
health. .He will return from Gasten TO Ber-
lin Aug. 10,
LAURA f. RICHARDS, the author Of 1.-THE
Joyous story OF Toto is said to be a daughter
of julia W ard Howe.
PoPE LEO Is an interchangeable student of
general European politics, with special
hiking FOR that OF England.
ALL London is said to have once believed
shat the Princess Beatrice expected to marry
the since deceased son Of Napoleon III.
MINISTER LANGsToN, Charge d'AGairs Of
Hayt, Is spen4in few DAYS with Mr. John
Wanamaker, at his beautiful country house.
JouN S. WISE, Republican candidate for
Governor of Virginia. Is the greatest sdmirer
of dogs in the state, aud never misses dog
show.
WALTER RYE will soon publish a brochure
entitled 1.-The Murder OfAm Robsart, (which
il 20 throw additional light upon Queen Eliza
beth's connection with chat tragedy.
LADY GRANVILLE GORDON has opened n
bonnet shop near GroSvenor square in Lon
don. Her bOnnets will be mostly French, and
her hats, OF which she makes speciality, will
be mainly English.
"PlUNGER" WALTON has gone to Long
Branch for the summer. A society iourpsi
says thai he has "taken his eleven daughters
with him." anG that they cost $3.50 per week
for board and lodging alone.
PRINCE BISMARCK recently told a Russian
dipomatist that he had decided never again
20 use tobacco in any form, aud that he re-
garded cigarette smoking as extremely noK-
ious, and ridiculous to boot.
The GOvernoro OF Kilmainham jail was lately
recognized by Mr.. Healy, NJ. r., IN the lobbv
OF the House OF Commons, and received she
heartiest greeting. other Irish members
who had formerly been his prisoners, soon
came clustering around him, and carried him
of 10 70 seat within the House.
Hon. SIR LIONEL $. SACKytLLE- WEST, Brit
ieh Minister AZ Washington, IL described a. "A
small, slight bald man, by 40 means hrigtling
with pOuip, who. on entering a drawing room.
looks AZ II hunting for quiet corner IN which
90 30 down. When once drawn into cOnver.
satiou he Ia very entertaining. but usually
there D. a sad, tired look IN bis handsome eyes.
JOSHUA MoNTEPfoRE. an uncle OF the late
Sir Mosee. wAs the first Hebrew commi=sioued
in the British army. We was the author OF
compiler u Commercial aud Nautical Pre-
cedcnts, " 1.-THE Com mercial Dictionary" and
other notable works, and after travelling In
nearly every country ON the globe he settled
down IN his S0th year 10 end his days AZ a n,
clusu 40 81. Albans. VI
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
General Reaistration.

The bill now pending in the LeRisla-
ture to provide general registration law
will undergo a considerable change,
doubtless, before it is passed. There IL
no doubt that law providing for the
registration Of voters ought TO be enacted,
but IL ought TO be a law that would not
only prevent fraudulent and Illegal
voting, but would also influence voters
who value lightly, apparently, the privi-
lege of the franchise 70 take more interest
in the ballot.
There is reason to think that the senti-
ment of the people OF the State is in favor
OF registration law, and in order not
only to preserve but TO strengthen that
sentiment, the law ought to be such as
would, in its operations, meet with popu-
lar approval.
There are some Objectionable features
in the pending bill. These features will
be made very clear, doubtless, when the
bill is considered. They are calculated TO
bring the law into disfavor should the bill
pass in its present shape.
The kind Of a registration law that is
needed is one that will ensure the regis-
trabion OF All the legal voters Win as
little trouble and expense 10 the voters as
possible, and will, at the same time, pre-
serve the purity Of the ballot-box.
In the effort to get the work Of register
ing voters done cheaply there is danger
Of falling TO secure the end aimed at. If
incompetent men are entrusted with it
th9re is almost absolute certainty that it
will be done in way that will result in
complications that will produce dissatis-
faction. The consequence will be that q
very large per cent. Of the voters Will
keep away from the ballOt-bOX.
There ought to be a registration law,
but 1t must be law that cannot be re-
garded as burdensOme, and which will
| accomplish the purpose for which it was
enacted.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07


A well-known tug Captain tells a good
story At his own expense. and 1t Is quite
amusing, except to the owner Of the boat,
who pays the coal bills. The boat left here
about midnight to go down the lake after
tow. Shortly before daylight the Captain
espied a fright light which bore due nor h
from the boat, and about the same time he
discovered what he believed to be the lights
OF several tugs. The first light was, to his
fancy. that of n vessel, and he believed that
the others were bearing down upon il. He
started his boat in the direction Of
the first bright light at a furious speed,
seeing in it q chance TO make an
early tow. Occasionally ne fanosed that he
could see a red lash, and thus ne became more
convinced than ever that he was racing for a
vessel. The tugs speed was not saekened
for half an hour, yet the light seemed to be no
nearer than when she started. The engineer
was ordered to ''fire up" 50 often that the boat
was more like hot furnace than vessel,
still tine light was as far distant as ever. Pres
emily daylight broke, and the captain began
TO look ahead in eager expectancy, for he be-
lieved that he would see a vessel, Instead,
how, yer, he saw nothing but "a wide expause
Of blue waters, radiant with the first glow Of
the morning sun. Then, and not until then,
did he realize that he HAD been chasing a will 81
O-the-wisp, and that the supposed vessels
light WAS the glorious morning star.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
A Model VITO.


FROM me Detr0tt free Press.
Jones was well aware hat HIS wife was in
the habit Of riiiing his pockets when he was
asleep, but like q wise man, no kept silence on
the subject one night, however he aw0ke
and caught her in the act.
"lla" he exclaimed, ''what are you doing,
The lady started, her cheeks flushed, the
pantaloons dropped from her grasp, and she
was about TO make fun confession, when a
bright idea entered her head. Recovering her
conn posture she said
II was looking 10 see whether your panta-
looms needed any buttons"
"Thcy do, they do, my dear" he exclaimed
Rpriugng from bed, "nccded 'om for weeks
months, and wondered why you didn't sew
'en on; but ] waited, for / was sure YOU
would get 10 u some time. And how kind Of
you 60 get out Of bed ~ this time OF night to
attend 10 'em. say what you will there's no.
thing IN the world like u good wife. Let me
turn up the gas little, sos you'll have an the
hHht you want IN sewing 'cm on. Got your
needle and thread and the buttons? MOI
We'll. tell me whore they are and IN get them
for YOU
Mrs. Jones proceeded TO sew on the buttons.
whiAc her husband sat on the side OF the bed
and encouraged her with wor,is Of praise for
heT WitolY care aud Thought Tor bis comfort
occasionally remarking that 20 where he
would he would always say there was nothing
In the world ike good wife.
Then he went 10 the wardrobe and brought
out several pairs Of trousers, "A coat, twn or
three old vests, and "a number Of shirts, from
all Of which buttons were missing, and cheer
ily observed:
While wore at 10 wen make a night of IL.
Two hours later, when Mrs. Jones. with "A
weary sigh, removed the thmble from her
huger, Mr.. Jones patted her on tho cheek aud
~ Il.
"I say It again. my dear, say IL again. that
wherever 10 / will make it known. proclaim
II from The honHetOps, shout a. IN the hugh
ways aud hywayH, that wife who gels up iu
the middle Of the night 30 sow buttons on her
d. al faa.a a
crown to that husband. aud ga ornament 90
her seN. p
Then Mr. JOnos. churklng 10 himself. lay
calmly down and slept che sleep OF the just.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
A Game worth witnessing.

A friend came along and remarked; "A
game is on foot which think will be worth
witnessing" "What?" was the query. "A
game between the Free Baptists and the oid
Baptist churches in this village. Heavens! J"
WAS our reply, "if the church is seeking the
base ball ground for comfort or for converts
we win surely go and witness the play" We
aid so, with many others, not seriously an
ticipatiug that the Rev. Or. VI. or the Rev.
Mr. W. would lead on their respective
churches. In this we were mistaken, the
younger divine acting as pitcher, and very
good pitcher he appeared to be. Our next
door neighbor q. f.. c. pitched for the Bap-
lists, and at intervals he sent the ball az II
determined to pay off an old score. Our
nearly next door neighbOr $. ran AZ If he
didn't want to. Perhaps that arises from his
dislike TO attend church regularly. The game
stood % to 2l for the Baptist nlne.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
.INDEI TO new ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNGs-Pulaski Council No. 1853, r. A.
Jasper Council No. 10, II. c.; Myrtle Lodge
No. g. X. Of p.
AUCTION sALEs-Car Of Hay, by G. II.
Dorsett; Trade Sale of Cigars, by Kennedy x
Blum
STEAMSHIP SoHEDULBs-Ooean Steamship
Company; Boston and Savannah Steamship
Company; Baltimore Line.
EXCURSION TO BBUEswIoK-Vias.,F f. Il w.
and e. H., Va. 81 Ga. Rys.
WANTS "A House 10 Rent; Good White or
Colored Cook; Dwelling Lot.
FOR RENT Convenient Rooms.
LEMONS. ETo.-T. F. Bona Il Co.
For SAIE-Texas Ponies and Young Mules,
al CoA's Stables.
LosT-A Bunch Of Keys; Black Lace
Shawl; SILK Umbrella.
MEDIcAL-B Browns Iron Bitters; Ulmer S
Liver Corrector.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07

From tjee Be1o York Eysntng Post Dene.D
The system Of making the Mayor RESPONSE
bic FOR the administration of the municipal
government was introduced ID Boston few
weeks ago, and its advantages are already
made apparent Mayor O'Brian has just used
his power of removal in the on 20 OF a super
lntcndent OF streets, whose management wac
eNtrayagant If not corrupt, and other delin-
quent officials will probably be treated in the
same way The Democratic political mana
gers are greatly excited over the Mayors
course, but good citizens OF both parties sus-
tain him heartily. The enforcement OF the
ldea that public ofics il e public trust by
an Irish Democrat IN the metropolis of Puri-
tan Massachusetts, is only another illustration
Of the fact that progress in politics Is not
bounded by party or race lines
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
They Refused to Beieve Them

A prominent citizen of Jones county, Miss,
who stood h Oh in the church. made visit to
Meridian recently, and upon his return TIA
his neighbors he had seen ice manufactured
in that town with the thermometer standing
at 80 deg II soon became a settled fact IN the
minds OF the members of the church that
Brother Blank had degcneTated into an able
liar. Charges were preferred against him,
and a committee of church members were
appointed to visit Meridian and convict the
erring brotheTof lying. They went, saw the
ice manufactured. and returning home 80
reported to "a meeting Of all the church mem.
bers. A look of astOnishmeut on the races Oh
the assembled brethrn soon gave way TO one
of indignation. and Brother Blank and tDe
entire committee were incOntinently expelled
from the church,
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-08-07
WHY Not Try Persia 2

1t is probable that Secretary Bayard
wishes that he had never heard Of Mr..
Kelley. He has been the occasion Of a
good deal ofannOyance and may be the oc-
CASTOR Of more. Austria, il seems, refuses
to receive Mr.. Kelley. His hope of de-
feating the crack chess-players of Vienna
and Of mingling in the gray events OF the
Austrian capital has departed.
Mr.. Kelley is now in Paris. He has
| Oeen there ever since ne wrote his inter
esting account Of his trip across the At
lantic, which appeared IN the Richmond
Dispatch. His position is far from a
pleasant one. There ia nothing, however
for which be can blame the government.
He was given great deal better place
than he asked TOR, or had reason to ex-
pect. His ill-luck appears to be due
wholly to his own indiscretion.
OF course the government can refuse to
send anybody to Vienna II the Austrian
government insists on not accepting Mr..
Kelley, but that will not help him, and,
besides, there are several gentlemen,
doubtless, who, even now, are working
for that mission.
But what is to be done with Mr.. Kelley
lie has made sacrifices, doubtless, in pre-
pairing for his residence abroad, and ii
would be exceedingly humIliating to him
to have 10 return to Richmond under the
circumstances.
His appointment was changed from
Italy to Austria, and why not now change
1t from Austria to Persia? The Shat
would hardly refuse to receive him. The
laxative Mr.. Hanna gave up Persia fol
the Argentine Republic because he haC
too many children to make the tiresom,
journey TO the Persian capital. II IL
probable that Mr.. Kelley Isn't burdenet
with large family, and when he go
finally located at Teheran nothing NOR,
would be heard of him for good while.