Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-01-25
GARMoYLE IN GOTHAM.
Arrival of His Lordshlp at the Bruins
wiek-A Hotel Clerks BIunder.

BelO York Honey Journal.
"When will His Lordship arrive?" in-
| quired the gentlemanly clerk of the Bruins
wick last evening of a timid-l0OkIng per-
| son, who had just flourished
'Lerd Garmoyle and Courier, England"
| over the register.
The penmaR Looked crushed and grasped
| the counter for support.
'Why-why-Pm Lord GarmOyle, N.Y.
self, We know. My courier will arrive
later"
''Beg Your Lordship's pardon" stam-
mered the gentlemanly clerk, Teddening
like girl at huskiAg bee.
Front! Front! Take His Lordship's
gTipsack up to ParlOr A. Porter, get His
Lordsbip's luggage"
The noble lord allowed himself to be led
away by Front" and the clerks eyes
bulged out and his face tarned pale.
''0b, Lordw he gasped, Il thought His
LOrdship was His Lordship's valet"
Lord GarmOyle emerged shortly after
wards dressed in evening costume.
why, His Lordship doesn't look the
least bit wicked and dangerous" re
marked one Of beyy of ladies who had
assembled in the corridor to inspect the
gay scion of-the nobility who carried con-
cealed somewhere about his person the
bruised fragments Of Miss Fortescue's
affections.
The actress got a pretty good price for
the loss Of her GarmOyle," growled a gen
tIeman; ''S50,O90 is top figures"
How h0rrld to talk that way" said the
ladies in chorus.
His LOrdship screwed his single glass
into one Of his pink eyes and leisuTeiy
surveyed the ladies, as if Unconscious Of
the 1iutter he was causing. He is quite
tall, with slOplng shoulders and FOLLOW
chest, carries his elbows we'll out and has
a decidedly English gait. His LOrdship's
hair is light; il it was his Wallets IL would
be called carrOty; his complexion is fair,
with a hectic flush on the cheeks; his nose
is prominent, sharp and thin: his fore
head runs back ana his chin recedes to
the top of an able standing collar. His
LOrdShlp's upper lip adOrns fair young
mOustache which gives promise of future
greatness. The SHOWS of twenty-siX win
tiers have fallen on his manly form.
Lord GarmOyle was helped into his fur
trimmed great coat by Jeems, who had by
this time arrived with the luggage. His
hat, cane and gloves were handed him,
and he languidly departed, followed by
his courier.
His Lordship dined at the Windsor
Hotel with Lord Dorsey Osborne aud
Capt. Arlington, who came East from
Chicago with him.
"ais LOrdship must be very much IA
tigued, suggested therepOrter in as hum
bic a tone as he could command, address
ing Lord GarmOyle's courier.
''Es some'at knocked about" answered
Jeems cOndescendingly
Il nope His LOrdship's boxes arrived
all safe?"
1.-The delays were horfully 'orrid," re-
turned Jeems. in a tone of disgust. "Nhe
trains in this ere bleeding country never
make time. AS it is, is Ludship's neck
scarf box win not arrive until tomorrow,
and I'ye got to go and purchase round
dozen, We know"
"a dozen neckties! What for?"
"'FOr s Ludship. Z cawnt 90 without
neckWear, can e p
"S'psse not; but what is the matter with
one or tWO?"
:Oh, BUTTS Ludsbip's a nobleman, don't
ye know, and 4 swell. Why, 'e's a box
full of scarfs, and ties and such. Every
night is Ludship gives me my h'erders
about is scarts for the next day. e as
on dozen in a day, sometimes. Then is
boots and lis gloves take a great 'ead TO
keep track l'Of- Sow. low many pairs of
boots would you think e ASP
''Three?'
'Hinever! Why, 'es a box full. There's
is LUdsmp's uniting boots, long and short,
six pairs of them, and is Ludship's walk
ing shoes, and is walking boots, Then
is riding boots, and is dress shoes, and
S full dress shoes. l tell you rs Lud-
ships courier as to keep is 'ead about
i'm. : Is LudshIp as been uniting in
linda, We know. That is, e went along
with the uniting party. Hof course is
Ludship wasn't vulgar enough to DO any
uniting himself. Els going back to Hing
land N the summer. Ell cut q hOrful
swell in New York this winter, viii his