The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-08-27
TOOTH-PULLisIG FANTASY.
A FIying Trip in Dentists Gfair-F"ut-
Ioose Among the Spheres.
iGeorSt Appleton St"os~eii-i

iGeorfs: Al pietOn StooEw+ii.
With eleven teeth had | parted with
out the aid of anaesthetlcs ncondl-
tionally surrendered them to tic dent
list, who was willing to receive them for
a consideration A twelfth must 90 rs
| took he chair of torture, ! remarked
that ii was fOur-lootcd molar and
would hurt
Take Gas, Suggested the dentist.
Nitrogen mono&idc the lest anus
theft; known 1t is harmless and
serves well.
Il IL take it; give me enough.
The dentist brought forth Il rubber
BAG, the wooden muzzIe Of which lac
thrust into my mouth,
With IL bound | sprang into the air.
/ attempted to fastcn my hold upon
something, Int everything gave way
even u giant elm came up i,y the roots.
| realized that 1 bad but Il few minutes
to live MI my friends saw every
one were watching me. Ay deeds,
good and bad, filed past me | viii
not say which formed the longer pro
cession. i man to whom had gwen
Il pewter quarter asked me how / liked
it, and s1ld he knew would come to 1t.
Now WIS going upward, and when |
had reached II great height, sWoopcd
down like a bird of prey, and dashed
through u wall of solid masonry Ust
100 feet thick by actual measurement
A dozen times scared aloft, and as
many times sailed down. When DC
seconded all the stone fences, cobstlcs,
boudcrs and trees ran to meet me. !
hit them all. No | was ascending again
but in II different manner. a balloon,
miles in circumference, was lcaring me
upward. | chung to its lower part with
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cts, for The air was chilly. Above me
was the balloon car, and out of it leaned
man resembling the dentist. In his
bands he held an immense pair of tongs.
He regarded me with manifest disDleaS-
IRE.
We We're rising at u fearful rate Of
speed so fast indeed that could not
sh t my eyes. The wind blew the lids
open and held them back. At last the
man III the car said: Now II pull
that tooth yoa must cling with your
nose while pull. i obtycd, knowing
| was III his power the tooth came
out en- the end of the tOnos, and was
PLACED in the car. Soon after ! heard a
tumult in the car above. The dentist
appeared and shook his clencned hand
at me, and shouted: 'Confound your
old tooth it is growing so fast that it
will crowd me ont. Pretty fellow you
are TO shed such monstrou IIolar. (
thought this was very unkind. had
not asked hn to pull the tooth, and
how could tie responsible for the size
Again the dentist appeared and cried
in great wrath: | shall throw it Over
board-look Out!' 1t did not hit me. |
saw u; it WhizZcd by that it was many
tmo5 larger than the capitol building at
Washington hoped that none OF my
friends We're standing where it would
fall upon the earth. We We're now near
the sun and approaching nearer at light
ming speed The dentist sat on the
edge of the ear, dangling his legs and
smoked. He had the impudcnce to ask
me if did not smoke. 1T was SO warm
from proximity to the sun that decided
to go no further. rclmquishCd my
hol,t and shouted; ood-bye old Jaw
Lrcatcr s<uicb rs thought, inSGlted,
III i1u~,at, the dentist reL led for his
tor IN yuI! sheln all, n2 sid
amt fell IT, toI2.' lencth>-r,t, AMI
< We chas" hat could not oyertake me.
Alter falling all day and :til night /
came Iirar the earth early in the morn
ing A. flew downward a gilded
weather cock on acl.Hrch stcelIc lT"Wci
/, cOuSiI rrcd thiS offensive, and ly some
unknown agony, arrested my Ight,
tItt went tt;'tk To lii'' Wtlt iti cock anu
Il mandcI To tnoW what he meant by it.
lie croWed the louder. This was too
great an insult flew at him, when,
presto, he began to crow louder and to
grow larger. was on Garth now
tteIng from q monster cock.
The church and stceple wcr" still st
tachcd To hil. but he had become so
much larger that they were no impcdi
inrnt demonstrated with hIm, Int
his only reply was u dow from the foot
that held the church and Stceple. He
was uu the ponI of dancing Il hornbipe
on hy stomach when emerged into n
new world in time 10 hear the dentist
say. TIN rc it is ut the same time
holding up u tooth. Did you know
when pulled it," Yes saw you
and yonr longs pulling, bat teit it not.
iou were a great while about it, How
long have | been here The dentist
consulted his timepiece. On" minute
and twenty seconds
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