Northwest enterprise. [volume] (Anacortes, Wash. Ter.) 1882-1887, 1885-05-09

? "What we want now commenced =
confused and timd speaker at a meeting Of
n debating society, is--is--not-not so
much what we don't want as that which
we most require" His hearers agreed with
him.
A city girl. who had never visited the
country, WIS told about some men starting
INTO the field With their hoes upon Their
shoulder, when sac exc, aimed THAT is tic
last piece ! should think of carrying MS
II; - s.'
II being claimed by one of the sterner
sex that man was made first and lord of
croa; ON. the question was asked by an in-
guant beauty how long he remained lord
Of creation. Til he got 4 WIFE," WAS
the reply.
When Richard Grant White. read one of
Sarah Bemhardt's letter in which she used
the word appiaused." he turned up his
fine nose and : ID. "And this is the ere tture
that has turned the head Of all Eulope
Well, may be ginswizz.ed.'
No accounting for tastes - Bus Dr'rrr
ito regular rd3rl You ear them ere
fou.ucrs IN the llni{eboald ST? Amt It
wonderful as tney don't set red y iab9cl-
ing away ike that he ole journey. and
Aov an INTEL. .Oie word from fust To l,.aV!"
A young man who held loaded rietoi
20 lis Lend nd threatened TO blow bis
b. ms out uE.e $ the g.rl who hal REUSED
him wou i consent to have hin, WAS cooiiy
;o.l by thc Nor"g lady hc would have 20
.}oW some brains INTO hie head irat. lie
d.un't bow.
"Is your father at home" inquired %
man of the itoe girl who admitted t.iun
"Is your name Bay" she asked. "ioGae
neope call me so replied be Then h,.
i nc at home for heard him tel 1oAA
If any L.I came, To say lie WIS no. az
home.
How do you pronounce s-t-i-n- z p"
Prof, ssor siealns ashod me young g,A,e.
man nearest tle toot OF the Class An the
mart bad boy stood up and sax 1t depended
& Great deal wn1the. ;hc word applied 80 :.
man OF bee. Go to the head, youn. TEL
low.
Smell child Ito youthful acquaini ce):
4" MA says must MT play witt you. bee. use
my papa is an officer and you are Coz aun
cn,ldren." Little Brown tin rage.
"Conmon children indeed! Mamma say
my papa is a bankrupt, and that he Will
always lCliislin so.
When a schoolmaster from the East in
structed his u me, Ia scholars that m -ouC
was pronounced "ragOo" the comm tGee
came round and told him that they couldn't
ropose any confidence Ill man 10 couIGp't
pro ounce such siu. PIE words as rag"
ana - out" and must have his resisna-
ton.
A man who was being talked to death,
yesterday. asked the man who was at work
on him with his wind -gmlet little conun-
drum. Said he: "What chemical vessel
10 | represent?" "a retort" said his
lormentor. mo; at all said the victim.
"A cupel, muff-" No, sir no. I'm an
exhausted receiver"
A son Of the Emerald Isle, meeting n
oountryman whose face was not perfectly
remembered, after saluting him most cor
daily, inquired his name. "Walsh," said
the gentleman. Walsh Walsh, - re-
sponded Paddy: "are you from Dublin
] know two old maids there of that name.
Was either Of them your mother!"
A gentleman called to see a lady and was
told that she WAS out, although he saw the
ladys head reflected in mirror placed op.
posite to the open door. One hour after he
met the lady at the house of friend and
observed, ~ called at your house Just now,
but did not have the pleasure of seeing
you" "I'm very sorry, but had to go
out in great haste" was the reply. "In
such great haste, madam, that ! suppose
you left your head behind you, as saw it
In the glass" cit is very possible, for I
am 20 absent" -
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