The Warner weekly sun. (Warner, Brown Co., Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1885, 1885-04-24
court will be looked for anxiously. -
Peck'S Sun.
Too Mean for hanging

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The meanest man in all this land of
United America went down from Lin
coin, Nebraska, into Kansas, the other
day. Mind you, he wasn't Nebraskani
he was an Interstate immigrant com
ing from somewhere east Of the Mis-
sissippi. At Wymore there is n mer-
chant who carries his stock in q baS-
ket, and he is famous all that land
over for his popcorn. He came on the
car with his wares, and this mean
a who was travelling with his wife,
little child of perhaps three years, and
his father-in-law, asked the price of
popcorn. Five cents a package"
That was too much, He didn't want
any. After the merchant left the a
the mean man said: Il want some O
that ere popcorn, but | kin git it
cheaper'n that" Presently he went
out on the platform and said to the
dealer in the fruit that cheers but not
inehic-briates: "Say, mister, l want
some of that popcorn, but l hain't
got only three cents. Now, if you
kin femme have a paper Of 1t fur three
cents, all right; but l KANT give no
more fur 1t, because l hahn t got on'y
that much money" Well after some
dickering, the merchant finally let
him have a paper of popcorn for three
cents, and the mean man came in the
car, sat down beside his wife aud lit
tie child, and began munching his
popcorn. Never a crumb did he offer
to anybody. He was just enjoying it.
He said II had enough money to buy
his whole basketful, but i knowed |
could get some fer less'n five cents"
As he munched, his father-in-law and
wife seemed to understand they were
not in IN that treat, but the child be.
gan to reach up it's little dimpled
and in the sweetest childish &C.
cents beg for some popcorn. Save to
hold the package up out of reach of
the pleading little hands, the mea man
paid not the slightest attention to the
baby, but kept on eating. Presently
the mother spoke to him, and said the
child wanted some of the corn,
"Well," replied her husband, eff the
child is any hungrier'n lam an wants
this popcorn more'n | do, he'd ought
to have it." But he kept on eating it
and never a grain did the
child get. Pretty soon the little fell
low began to cry for the corn. This
must have annoyed the father, because
he 500 arose, put the popcorn up in
the rack out of the child's reach, and
went into another car. While he was
gone the child continued to cry and
reach after the banquet, and the moth
er took the popcorn down and gave
to the little one. While this was
going on the mean man came back.
Furious? You never saw anything like
it. He snatched the popcorn away
from the child and poured a torrent of
abuse upon his wife for daring to touch
his popcorn. Then he put it back into
the rack, and at intervals got up and
ate some of it until it was all gone.
Now, in a case of this kind-and the
above is a truthful narrative of an
actual occurrence-is not lynch law
justitiablep Is not that kind of a man
more valuable and useful as a fertili-
ger than anything elseP Isn't he a curse
to society as long as he livesp And
might he not prove a blessing to the
medical student and barren land
where he diesP Then why not kill hi m
and make a blessing of him? The
has no use for a mean man. A
liar, a sWearer, a thief,
tramp, a swindler, a murderer, may
have some sphere of usefulness in this
but a mean man, pure and
simple-God wasted mud when He
made him. -BurdeH, IN Brooklyn Eagle.