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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1885-09-24
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The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1885-09-24

Third Auditor Williams has Sc
cured the Secretary OF the Treasu-
ry's approval for the dismissal of
l6 useless clerks employed by the
Republican Government in the
Treasury department. The reduc-
ton is 10 take effect from the Soth
inst
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1885-09-24

The follobing Patents were gran
ted to citizens of Kentucky, bear
ing date Aug. 18th, 1885. Reported
expressly for this papr by Louis
Bagger d Co. Mechanical Experts
and Solicitors Of Pstents5 Washing-
ton Advice Free.
Holman Boulder, Millersburg,
Knockdown boz. Ferdinand Hoh'
man and G. Ferst, Louisville, Bar
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Tate, Somerset, Animal Trap-W.
P, Dallasburyi Ruckle Attachment.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1885-09-24

! Miss Cleveland has been visiting
her sister, Mrs. YoeManans, at Wal
mouth, N. Y, and is expected back
to Washington in October. She
has already received $4,000 on her
first book and will soon begin writ
ing q novel.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1885-09-24

President Cleveland has entered
upon his duties at Washington af-
ter a refreshing month spent insthe
woods" He limited his trip to, the
thirty days granted the other sm-
ployees of tue Government.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1885-09-24

We have received Vol. 1, No. l.,
of "The Normal Monthly, publish
ed at Eminence, KY, by Prot. J. B.
Secrest. 1t is neat f6 page paper,
nicely printed. We wish the. new
venture success.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1885-09-24
To the West.

Passengers from Piketon, Prestons-
burg, Pmntsville, and allpoints
up Big Sandy connect at
Richardson with the Chattaroi Ry-
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11
ExCoMMUN1CATED.


Albert Darlington, one of the Apostles
of the Mormon church, has been excom-
municated for lewd and lascivious con-
duct and adultery. This announcement
in the Neacs of last night created consid-
erable OF sensation about town. We are
very glad that the authorities of the Nor.
mon church have taken the action they
have. For many years past stories have
foated around quite frequently concern
ing Albert Darlington, and they were
generally credited by those who were
familiar with the mans conduct. Mr..
Darlington is down in the commun-
ity where he has long lived and
where he has long been a prominent citi-
zen, and We do not wish to do anything
to harm him now that he stands alone
and without friends We have known
him intimately, and his conduct was
such as to merit naught but severe con-
demnation and to say this of him is to
say the least that can be said. He is
accountable for his sins, and already has
their punishment begun.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11

of the United States, and to accomplish
this object trample upon the laws of the
country. If Americans are not to be al
lowed to violate the laws of their own
country, certainly foreigners should not
be permitted to violate the laws. The
United States are open to all the world,
and should be, but the United States
do not extend an invitation to people to
come and violate their laws. Foreigners
who have not been long enough in the
country to take out their first papers
assume to dictate what the policy of this
Government shall be upon the most inn
portant questions. They assume much
greater authority and speak in far louder
tones than the citizens OF theicountry do.
John Chinaman has just as much right
in the United States as Herr Weisbach,
and he is far less reprehensible, too
Weisbach ought to form a partnership
with Dennis Kearney, and the two run
for President and Yice-President of the
United States on an alien, anti Chinese
platform.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11

very considerable progress in agricul-
ture. although very few individually
would, it is probable, be competent to
manage their farms and other affairs
without the guidance and assistance OF
white friends. On the Uintah Reserva-
ton some of the Indians have very con-
siderable herds of cattle, and do consid-
erable tilling of the earth. The Indian
settlement in Thistle Valley is in every
way creditable to the Territory; SO is the
Indian settlement in Cache Valley on
Bear river credit to the Territory.
The Indians ON Deep Creek haye
done well, but now they are leaving there
because Mr.. Lee has gone to Grantsville.
The condition of the Indians in Utah is
very satisfactory, all things considered,
and in the policy which has ever been
pursued towards the Indians in Utah, the
people of the Territory have nothing to
regret.
We are glad the Administration is in
teresting itself in the Indian question, and
in the future all should be done that can
be done to make reparation to the Indi-
ans for the wrongs which they have suf-
fered in the past
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11
MEDICAL.
DR.. FOoTE, Senior.

Of 100 Lexington Avenue, New York,
Hereby cautions the public NOT to
Employ or Communicate with a
man styling himself CDR. Foot, Jr.
without making due inquiry.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11

This man came to Salt Lake City representing
himself as the son of DR.. E. B. FooTE OF New
York, the well known specialist, as abundantly
proved by affidayits. AS rumors came into Salt
Lake City from Dakota and Montana from an
expose made there, he changed his base and
represented himself as the son of more noted
specialist in New York City than Dr. E. B.
FooTE, the well known author Mr.. JOHN F.
TRoW, OF the well known Trow's Directory In
New York City -(forty years in the directory
business, Ex-Governor FRANK FULLER of Utah,
Postmaster in New York City, also SURVEYOR of
the Port, gave their affidavits that there are no
other doctors in New York by the name of FooT
or FooTE excepting DR.. E. B. FooTE the author
of Medical Common Sense" etc., and his two
sons, DR.. Z. B. FooTE, Jr., and DR.. HUBERT r.
FooTE: The genuine DR.. FooTE, Jr., will here
after always employ the initials, E. B. in desjg-
mating his name. Heretofore he has been
known not only at home but wherever his pub
llcatlonS have been circulated, by the name of
DR.. FooTE, Jr. Greater care will be taken here
after, in view OF the. fact that an unprincipled
person has assumed to profit by his and his
fathers reputation.
Those desiring further and more detailed in
Formation in respect to this matter, will receive
1t by addressing Box 414, Salt Lake CITY, Utah.
Persons having information of advantage to
plalntlffs Will kindly communicate the same to
J. W. !vey, with Sutherland & Mcbride, Salt
Lake City.
Those desiring to consult DR. FooTE profes
sionally or to order remedies should address
either
DIR. E. B. F00TE, Sr. or DR.. E. B. FO0TE, Jr.,
12O Lexington Ave-, New York.
Consultation Free, in person or by letter.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11
THE INDIANS.

The President has been waited upon
in reference to the Indian question. His
remarks upon the question were wise and
conservative. The Indian question is no
longer question of how to avoid Indian
wars and prevent border forays, for the
Indians are subdued race, and on all
sides they are surrounded by civilization.
What is now to become OF them is the
great.question. What is the best method
OF civilizing them is what is now wanted
TO be known. The days of the chase are
gone, and the Indian must depend upon
the white man, or his methods, for his
livelihood. Perhaps it would be best to
, give the reservations TO the Indians in
severalty; but if this is done. there
should be a proviso in the statute
authorizing the holding of land in
severalty forbidding its transfer in fee.
Ii might be well TO forbid any transfer of
Indian homesteads, for if there is not
some limit placed upon the power of
transfer, the Indians would soon be
despoiled of their land, and then they
would be outcasts in the land of their
forefathers. The slight degree of civil
ization which the Indians have attained
is not sufficient to guide them Alright nor
TO make them jealous of their best inter-
esta. Around the imagination of every
Indian in the land there cluster the tradi- |
tions of centuries, and those traditions
are hostile to the civilization and life of |
the white man. He can never realize
those traditions, and so the question is,
How can he be made happy and con- |
tented with his present lot, and how can
he be assimilated to the conditions which !
surround him? The Indian school at
Carlisle has been very successful exper-
lment, and the Indians whose sons and
daughters have gone there, when they
have seen those sons and daughters
skilled in the arts OF the white man and
able to read the mystic book, have felt a
pride that more than compensated for the
lost chance to earn fame and attain
glory upon the war path or in the chase.
The experiment at Carlisle gives great
hope for the future of the Indians, but
schools like the one@at Carlisle should
be placed upon every reservation. This ,
once done, the Indians will more fully ,
realize their actual condition, and will |
then more readily take to the ways of :
agriculture and commerce In our own {
Territory many of the Indians have made I
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11
MAYOR WEIsBACH.

The proclamation of the President and
the presence of Federal troops had a
most beneficial effect upon Mayor Weis-
bach's move against the Chinese. The
more one thinks about this man Weis-
bach the more is one astounded. This
man came to the United States less than
two years ago, and soon after his arrival
upon the shores of this country he went
to Washington Territory. There he en-
gagged in politics, and espousing the cause
OF the workingmen, he was soon raised
to the position of Mayor of Tacoma
through his persuasive manners and his
hostility to the Chinese. To run as a
candidate on any issue is all right. be
that issue anti-Chinese, or anti-anvthinp
else But to run upon a particular issue
does not mean that if successful that the
candidate SO elected will put himself
at the head of a mob, and by
sheer force and in disregard of all law
nd a town of an obnoxious element.
Yet this is the very thing that Weisbach
endeavored to do. The chief executive
OF the town of Tacoma became the ring
leader OF mob. This is a somewhat
new departure in American politics, and
is departure in the wrong direction.
Welsbach came to America to better his
condition, but came demagogue OF
the worst typee If il, is not desirable to
allow the Chinese to come to America to
compete with American laborers, then |
they are to be prohibited from coming to
ms country for the benefit of Americans. t
md not for the benefit offoreigners. One
;iass OF foreigners cannot be permitted !
o drive another class of foreigners out
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11

DIR. Jake, surgeon to the mounted police
of Montreal: DIR. Lavelle, warden to the
Kingston Penitentiary, and two other physi-
clans, have been secretly examining Riel at
Regina. 1t is understood to be a govern
ment commission on sanity. Lavelle has
but preparations are going on for his execu-
ton.
Salt Lake evening Democrat. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1885-1887, 1885-11-11
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The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08

Several years ago 1t was discovered that
q slight error had been made in the calcu-
lation of the suns distance from the earth,
and owing to q misplaced logarithm, or
something Of that kind, q mistake Of 1900,
900 miles was made in the result. People
can not be too careful In such matters.
Supposing that on the strength Of the In
formation contained In the old-time table
man should start out with only provis-
ions sufficient to take him S9,000,000 miles,
and should then find that 100000 miles
still stretched out ahead OF him. He would
then have to buy fresh figs Of the train boy
In order to sustain life. Think of buying
nice fresh figs on train that had been en-
route $50 years! Imagine a train boy
starting out at ten years Of age, and perish
ing at the age Of sixty years with only
one-hfth of his journey accomplished.
Think Of Eve train boys, one after the
other, dying Of old age on the way, and
the train at last pulling slowly into tho
depot with not living thing on board ex-
cept the worms in the "nice eating ap-
pies !"-Biu Nye, in the Cleveland Sun.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08
CONDENSED SERMONS.

THE blue Of heaven is larger than the
cloud.-E. B. Brouning.
Or oil commentaries upon the Scriptures
good examples are the best and the livli-
est-Dr. Donne. ~
PRAYER Is not conquering Gods reluct-
ance, but taking hold of Gods willingness.
Phillips Brooks. m
some books are to be tasted, others to be
swallowed, and some few TO be chewed and
digested. Bacon.
He who thinks he can do without the
world deceives himself; but he who thinks
the world can not do without him Is still
more In error.-Ld Rochsfoucduld. l..
Con sometimes washes the eyes Of His
children with tears In order that they may
read Alright His providence and His COM
mandments. .--7Aso. L. Ouyler, d. ID.
TRUsT in God does not supersede the en-.
ployment Of rudent means on our part.
To expect Gods protection while we do
nothing is not to honor, but to tempt Prov
dence.-Queseael
AND be went and dipped himself Into the
Jordan seven times and was cured. There
was spiritual lesson in the text--if we do
tho little duties Of every day life incum-
bent upon us, we create the whole Chris
tian character. DIR. Martin. trh
IT is reported Of Row VIM. Jay, OF Bath,
that on ono occasion, speaking of the In
consistency Of many professors Of the Cos
pei, and after making Q powerful appeal,
he exclaimed; Some Of you, my dear
brethren, are so inconsistent and unde-
cidod that IL at this moment l saw the
devil running away with You, could not
call out, stop thief--he would but carry Of
his own property. fffb.stL et8
LET us learn that In regard TO our pres
emit frailty there's need OF Rfiictions, and
90 not promise ourselves exemption, how
calm soever our seas for the present, and
then for the number, and measure and
weight Of them, TO resign thnt wholly into
the hands OF our wise Father and Physi.
clan, who perfectly knows our mold and
our maladies, and what kind and quantity
of chastisement Is nesdful Tor our cure
LEIGHTON.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08

"Half the men in the world are fools for
getting married, any way" he muttered.
"All the women are" replied Mrs. jar
phly," as she gave the milk pitcher another
smile.
There's a good many wives in the world
that it's q torture for a man to live WITH"
remarked Mr.. Jarphly, as he drummed
with fork, In retaliation for Mr.. Jarphly's
smiling on the milk pitcher.
'What do men marry them for, thenp
sneered Mrs. Jarphly. .........
SLOWS n man going to tell whether he
can live with a woman or not until ho mar
ries herS" cried Mr.. Jarphly.
"Let him find outl" answered his wife
with womanly logic.
"Find QUIT" yelled Mr.. Jarphly. "Find
out! It's all courtship and tnffy before
marriage and vinegar and find out after
wardsvn
"Whose fault is IT." asked his wife with
asperity. .-.--. ,-..A.---
"It's the women'sw
"It's tho men'sp n
"Before marriage they show up all paint
ed and vanished, aud are too sweet for
anything, andD
"Yes, and the men keep sober and be-
have themselves, and flatter and deceive,
and"
sand look as mild and talk as sweet,
and
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08
A FAMILY JAR.
The Jarphlys Have an Argument ON tho
Divorce Question.

The Jarphlys Have an Argument on the
Divorce Question.
~ see divorces are getting cheaper"
placidly remarked Mr.. Jarphly, with sig
nifcant satisfaction to Mrs. Martha Jar
phly at the breakfast table yesterday
morning.
"Are theyw said Mrs. Jarphly, with a
tilt Of her nose. "Well, it is a good thing,
and will be better yet II they can only get
cheap enough to be within the reach of
some people know" and the lady absent
mindedly conferred her eyes on the milk
pitcher and smiled sweetly upon it.
That was a gage Of battle, and jeremiah
Jarphly knew 1t. When Mrs. Jarphly
smiled on the milk pitcher at the breakfast
table that meant war. Mr., Jarphly had
recently written to Mr.. Cleveland that he
was civil service reformer and would ac-
cept rost-office, and Mr.. Cleveland had
not yet replied to his letter. That made
him irritable
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08

little lookin' roun' He coul' fine citizens
dat's er heap more kereful bout dar
pussonal habits, sab. Ez tells yer,
l amt gwine ter say dat 1t wuz
er put-up job, but luther day on er
public 'cazion whom l wuz er washin' dat
trifiin nigger's feet, seed him look at de
wimmen folks an wink wild dat daim wa
terry eye o. hizen. Dis weakened me good
ZEAL, but it 'peered ter me like de weaker |
got, de stronger his blamed feet become.
Nor, sab, aim gwine ter fling no sinnywa-
tions on de house o. de Lawd, but heerd
dat dc scoun'rel made er bet dat arter he
got me broke in er little better, dat he would
not arnly make me wash dem awful hoofs
o. hizen, but dat he would pei me ter wash
his cloxe. Use always been er mighty COM
merdatin' man, but ef haster do de scrub
din fur de church jes fur de purpose o. en-
ioyin' er little 'ligion er 'casionally, wy,
sab, III drap de nigion an do less work. I
aim lazy, un'erstan', but dar's suthin'
mighty tiresome bout washin' or big mig
gers feet."-Arkdnsalo Trdreler. %. 49,
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08


"And don't tell nothing about how they
snore In their sleep, and"
"And stay out at all hours, and"
"And keep awake all night just to pick
quarrels with their husbands when they
come home. and"
sand come home In shameful condition,
and-n poi ~ 80 I.F.t. HnH
Sand wear their hair in papers for him
and In curls for other people, and"
sand spend their money In disgracing
their families instead Of providing for them,
and-V 4 .U. Iftl fyfNIl.
Sand jaw man TO death, and" 1l'=
Sand make them slaves from morning
until night, and" --.sAsr
Sand think more of dress than their
wifely duties, and" Tt'''
sand go-n i.'
"And DON'T" 'i H .'3
"And-n
80 aAndLv va. d 10 .ua t aFai
"Sirp
"MamiD
A short time afterwards Johnny Jarphly
told neighbor's little boy that his mother
had q bilious attack and his father was
busy mending crockery, and that, all
things considered, he did not think he
would attend school that day, but would
60 skating, so as 10 be handy In case Of
illness. ~ PittsburDh ChroEicle- Telegraph.
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08

ANEw JERsEY man wants a divorce be-
cause his wife hasn't spoke 70 him for
nearly two years. Some men don't know
when they are we'll off.-He'pecked Editor
Norristoton Herald. "-r-- '-----
The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08
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The Wellington enterprise. [volume] (Wellington, Ohio) 1867-188?, 1885-04-08
EpH eLYs FEET.

"a Mighty 'Comerdatin' Man" sooedea
From the Teet-washing Baptlsts.
"You have withdrawn from the Baptist
Church, have you, Isom" was asked OF an
old negro. .ue
"Yas, sar, oh yas. Couldn' STAN dem
folks no longer. Too much water 'mong
dem folks, boss. Didu't mine de baptizin'
so much, but it wuz de foot washin' dat got
away wild me. Yer see, longing ter our
church Is monstrous buck Niger, Brudder
Eph BLY,. doan know whuder 1t wuz a
put-up job ur not, but allus had ter wash
dat scoundrel's hoofs. couldn't fuse when
l wuz called on, so my only plan wuz ter
git outen de church. amt gwine ter dis
pute dc fack dat de Lawd Is wild dem folks,
but 1t do peer ter me dat wild mighty