New-York tribune., 1885-07-21
THE TALK or the DAY.
Heard at u seaside boarding house:

Is sticking to your form,
How soothing IT'S To have a friend
Inform you "it Is warm"
4 Boston saturday Evening Gazette.
Ills said that there Is only one Mugwump in Sissonr.
He feels 40 lonely that he thinks OF becoming Jackson
ian Democrat.
Johnny had a nstcuf with one OF his play mates and
was ponmeling the other youhgster vigorously WI en-
his mother happened the scene aad Stopped the per-
You naughty. naughty boy.' she said you ought
to be ashamed Oi yourself.
lie struck nrsi," sobbed Johnny. -
THAT has nothing do with IT, and 1t Is no excuse
at all. Don't you know the bible saws when you are
struck one cheek you should turn the othsr"
Yes um. a..
asa sy didn't you do that you naughty ,sy Soy Soy
ment saved him i Merchant Traveller
Tho Hon Horstio seymour still retains his interest In
the National Prison Association, OF which he was for
long time president. Though unable TO attend It's meet
ings he keeps himself informed 10 all the dongs Of
tue AS ISOLATION and lends to its aims helping hand In
every way he Ho 10 still nrst vice-president
OF the society," and consulted to all It's important
movements
Justice and truth compels ths OF fact that
can no longer concealed borne wth the colorod
people are becoming n nuisance IN Asbury ark This
from white people They bring their families here for
and enjoyment BY the sea Inc eolored people iol
they hang ntrudng themselves ia places dssignea only
FOR guests monop3ns ssv inns %" sna
by the tram load ana some hays tue whole Dcacn
seems given up to hsn. lAsbuy Park Daily Journal
A Connecticut woman has fed after rchypothecating
mortgages pianos sold by her she had made care
full study OF the Ward system of doing business.
Tho maddest man OF the is sail to be the Lewis
ron bass who caught the Keel OF neghboring
boat one day last week aud reeed IN and spun out and
niaved with thu the boat about two hours before
he found that he trying To snd CoD0sseeconee
skin with twelve ounce trolling -le"istown Me-
Journal.
Tho United States Beard of Coast Dcfences and Forti
aeatipns who number thirteen about to sailing
around Now York Harbor and Long Island Sound In q
0oyerament boat. II they come back safely tho
Tairteen Club sh ,ula g,ve them dinner
II used to be tho thing to label the two sides Of
ferryboats Ladies' saloon" and Gonts Saloon -;
hut there arc indications that q better taste
IA coming In OF the newer ferryboats are marked
simply Women" and Mea." This Is but just con-
c.sson to the LARGE number Of people who question
the right FERRY companies TO say who are ladies' or
to cali man by tnat opprobioas term Z" gent"
THE MAN WHO PATS
There !. certain type Gt ,i,s!. man ,.v" we meet
who always smingiy doth greet
And pats you on the back
He holds your hand and fawns aud chats
AK, *, pf"rs" pr y"ur children dear" thinks brstO
While he pats you on the back
He praises pa and praises ma
Says all they do Is grandi
Yet Tor them he not q straw,
Though he clasps you BY the hand.
lie gives you volumes Of "what to do,
TO wealth he'll show the track;
Yet hos striving to mako tool OF you
While he pats you on the back.
Beware Of the rattlng and fAwning bore,
For nothing he says Is meant;
II dollars he owes you three or moro,
~" " --(Phiadelpha News.
Awcll known Doctor Of Divinity In one Of our western
colleges was conversng with young lady 10 this very
Young Lady" Hullo. thercr'
Doctor OF Divinity. -" Hulo!'
Y L." Mr.. B says send his trunk Eere.'"
Y. i.-doudsrl-"I said Mr. BIS trunk ur-u-n-h) Is
ID. D.-Wigorousy)-" I'm not drunk; it's you that's
drunk"
perversty In the Human heart In said Divine, the
pcryersty OF the teepons OF Doth must leave TO- my
readers to determine. Living Cnuich, Chicago
The appointment of Mr. Underwood Of Boston. to tho
Glasgow consulship Is one Of those things the wisdom
of witch no good Democrat see Mr. Underwood
Is reported to DO much Republican as Democrat.
School board visitor. while examining q scholar:
Where Is the North Polei"
81 don't know, sir"
Don't you Are You not ashamed that you don't
know where the North Pole Isl"
"why, sir, II Sir John Franklin and Dr Kane, and
Captain Mares and Markham couldn't ind IT, how should
/ know where IL isi"-t Buffalo Express
young man recently fell into financial difficulties and
was compelled to sell his household effects and hnd
temporary refuge. with his little family at his fathers
house, After thoy had got fairly settled In their new
home the children wont into the paror to play on tho
piano few notes struck. and hen oil was silent
The good grandmother pcepej silently into the room
and found the children knecling around great arm
chair and the cldcst was praying In ones oh,
Lord be gooe to MS and send piano that has some
music In II, like tho ono used To have"
The Indications indiana Is getting ready to
sprng saoh Presidential uokst on the country ~