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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23
EXZEMA OR SALT RHEUM
Another Clear and Positive Reeovery-Ar
Elderly I.ady,s Letter.

Another Clear and Positive Reeovery-4n
Elderly Ladyss Letter.
Among the numerous letters received by DIR.
Kennedy testifying TO notable Salt Rheum cures,
the following will be found of interest readers
who may accept assurance of its perfect anthem
ticity and truthfulness
Worcester Mass, March %, 1885.
Dr. ID. Kennedy, Rondont, n. Y.-Dear Sir
Until recently have been for three wears sufferer
from Salt Rheum. 1t followed upon an attack OF
Eryspelas, for which / was for long time under
medical treatment. PLACED myself again in the
hands of the physicians w ho did, / have no doubt
all that could be done. One thing is sure however,
was the better for all the medicine they gave
me. The painful and unsighfly disease made con-
rinual progress, until began to fear should never
get rid of il.
BY means of one of those accidents that often re-
suit in so much blessing had my attention called
to your FAVORITE REMEDY, which was told
would surely do me good. used it, and within a
much shorter time than would have believed pos
sibe, received a permanent cure. IL ann now per-
fectly free from Salt Rheum What a comfort this
is and how it places your wonderful medicine in my
opinion, you may guess at, but never know. keep
IL now constantly in the house as family medicine
Yours truly, MRS. DINAH PIIAIR.
Mrs Phair sometime since, when ON a visit to
Kansas, found ease of Salt Rhenrn, could not get
FAVORITE REMEDY. .sent to New York City
for it, and cured the
For all diseases of the blood, Liver, Kidneys,
Bladder and Digestive Organs, DR.. David Kenne-
dy's Favorite Remedy, Rondout, n. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

We sometimes hear whisper
OF III about some friend.
And. stopping not q question.
0ur friendship has 81 end.
We pause not 10 consider
BEFORE we credenee give,
But someway are 50 willing
The story to believe.
Base malice weaves 3 falsehcod.
Or envy shoots It's darts,
And SANDERS evil converse
Has saddened mauy hearts
The fairest and the noblest,
Whose aims were higl, and right
Have seen their hopes all vanish
Before its dreaded blight.
Then let rs jndge not hsrshly.
Nor list t0S1ander's tone,
Think. If the name thus boldly
Assailed had been cur own.
Would we not feel most grateful
To any loving friend
through all doubt and trial,
Proved true unto the end Z
There are 50 many prcaehing,
But pFacticing so few,
But let. us, in our friendships,
BE loyal. just and true.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

her false teeth, said Mrs. NJ, can you
take your tongue out too?"
1t is said that quite number of Phila-
delphians have gone to the New Orleans
exposition to see the liberty bell.
'sHaDnah Moore, = says writer, twas
a good woman; but she had corns"
That's no excuse for writing poetry.
The Wisconsin hog that ate two quarts
of nitro-glycerine is the American animal
that Bismarck should be invited to kick.
In the spermaceti whale the teeth are
fixed to the gum, says a naturalist. Same
way with yassar College girl between
meals
As the milkman handed quart of milk
to bright little girl, he solaced himself
with the remark ssTo the pure, all things
are pure"
In by-gone times men thought it a good
plan to stake time by the forelock." The
revised edition says we should stake time
by the bang"
ssKill all the doctors, exclaims south
ern editor. The only tronble about this
is that you can't persuade doctors to take,
their own medicines.
ssThou art so near and yet so furi' ex-.
claimed the s4-a-week shop girl, as she
gazed into a window containing $500
sealskin sacque.
DR.. Deane says: kissing is purely
American habit Let us remember this,
dear brethren, and ever literally patron
ize home industry.
Johnnie was kicked by his pony. 'sWhat
made him kick your" inquired his sympa-
thizing aunt. 81 don't know sobbed
Johnnie; i didn't ask him.
s:No," remarked Fogg at the skating
rink, 1.-THE music is not the best | ever
heard, but it serves admirably to drown
the groans of the unfortunate"
A dealer in Bangor, Maine, has an or
der for 1000 boxes of chewing gum from
Minneapolis, aIinn. Minneapolis seems
destined to be the Boston of the West.
An absent-minded husband telegraphed
to his wife, II send you kiss. He re-
ceived the reply Spruce young man
called and delivered the kiss in good or
DER
The old lady who asked for gold ring
16 parsnips fine, was probably related to
the elderly gentleman who said his daueh-
ter was attending the conversatory of
music
A satisfactory servant; Lady y on
have no beaHs. cousins or men to bother
around, hope?. Servant (seeking a
place)-.snary a won, mum. ownly an old
baste ola husband,''
An English doctor asserts that a per-
son who can move his ears at will is a
suspicious character and cannot be trust
ed. The doctor has evidently been fool
ing around mule.
sWhat should You do i'll should dieg'
asked wife of her husband, as she laid
her white arms around his neck. ssWel,
really, my love, / hadn't thought of it,
but presume I'd bury you.
Good evening. Tommy. Is your sister
Clarissa in?' ssYes. sir. She is up stairs,
but she lost her teeth in the kitchen stove
to-day and told me to tell.you she had
gone ont Of town for few days
ST. John. Clarksou. and another hoy
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23
@rlsaus County Wuuitor,
rUBLrsHxD wEExLs Br
GEO. H. BLAKE,
BARTON, VT.

TEK1Is--TyvO DOLLARS PER YEAR
Strictly in adranos el.5o- Subscribers living out
side Of Orleans County must remit 10 cents extrs for
postage For convenience in remitting, will
give credit for year and four months for 20
subscribers in the county, and one year and three
for s2.0O TO subscribers without the county, when
sent strictly IN advance.
Rates Of AdverI sing made known on applica-
tion. Ali cuts must have metal body.
Rsmft by p. o. Money order. Registered Letter, oy
Draff. Watch ne label your paper and notie'
ohe your ssbseylplon expires and sec that yor pay
nenfs are kept in aduanee. Whsn money Is sent ~
e shaif gise hs credit the label at II "a
label Is not advaacsd wifi tpo srssks, notify ss b.
Posfat card.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

has won golden opinions No traveller should con-
slider his outfit complete unless includes bottle of
this medicine. II you are exposed to freouent
changes OF climate food and water Eavorife Remedy
should always be within your reach. It expels ma
iara poisons and Is the best preventative Of cfIls
fered as Trustworthy specific for the OF Kidney
and Liver complaints, Constipation ana all disorders
VINO surer from any of the Ills peculiar to their sex
kavor1te Remedy Is constantly proving itself an IN
s., by all druggists
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23
? A 7 EN- 7 6

Obtained and al business 81 the U s Patent0fice
O " in the Court tofo orM0DERATEREES
When model drawing Is sent we advise as 20
patentability free Of charge; and we make No
CHARGE UNLKss WE OBTAIN PATENT.
We refer here. the Post Master the Supt. Of the
Money Order Div. and to officials Of the u. Patent
once. Roreircular advice terms and references to
actualcienttinyouTow owns tate -orcounty address
Q. A. SNOW. 81 CO..
)PPosITEPATESTOYYTcx WAsHIxeToS &C.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

A writer in the Southern Planter
talks at length about the weather,
and says of signs If one could read
the signs. each day foretells the next;
to-day is the progenitor of to-mor-
row. When the atmosphere is tel
escopic and distant objects stand out
unusually clear and distinct, a storm
is near. We are ON the crest of the
wave, and the depression follows
quick. 1t sometimes happens that
clouds are not SO indicative of
storm as their total absence In this
state Of the atmosphere the clouds
are unusually numerous and bright at
night. which is also bad omen. It
appears that the transparency of the
air il prodigiously increased when
certain quantity Of water is uniform
~ dsffnsed through it. Mountaineers
predict change of weather when,
the air being calm, the Alps, covered
with perpetual snow, seem on a sud-
den to be nearer the observer, and
their outlines are marked with great
distinetness on the azure sky. The
same condition of the atmosphere
renders distant sounds more audible.
There is one redness of the east in
the morning that means storm an
other that indicates wind. The first
Is broad, deep and angry; the clouds
look like an immense bed Of burning
Goals the second is soft and more
vapory. At the point where the sun
is going 10 rise, and in few minutes
IN advance Of his coming, there rises
straight upward rosy column, like
q shaft Of died yapors blending with
and Jet partly separated from the
clouds, aud the base Of which pres
entIy comes to glow like the sun him
self. The day that follows is pretty
sure 10 be windy.
Il Is uncertain to what extent birds
and animals can foretell the weather
When swallows are seen hawking
very high il is q good Indication. be-
canse the insects upon which they
feed venture up there only IN the
most suspicious weather. People
lise 10 the country all their lives
without making one accurate obsery-
alton about nature. The good OBJ
server Of nature holds bis eye long
and firmly 10 the point, and finally
gets the fact, not only because he
has patience, but because bis eye Is
sharp and his inference swift
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

ORAYON NPORTRAITURE. PHOTOGRAPHS
land other pictures enlarged, either singiy or in
groups. Work guaranteed. Call on her, or address
at West Glover. l5-4z
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

HaFing bought ]. + Sweeney, hay press, an
prepared press hay IN good uorkmanIke .aAf
Or address G. G. MOORE
West Charleston, Feb. 10. l-1e
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23
IRIS. c. c. STEVENS

OHARLES GRAVES, Agent for Connecticut
\ j6eneral Life Insurance CO., Barton, VI.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

DARTON NATIONAL BANK. BUSINESS
DHours from 9, a. m, 90 u, From TO !, p
"a, HIRAM MCCLELLAN, Pres't, III. r. DEWEY,
Cashier.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23
A. PEARSON.

C. F. PERCIvAL.
DEALER IN FURNITURE, COFFINS AND
3JCaskets, Barton, VT
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

y D. #
DEALER IN BUTTER AND EGGS WILL
IJbe at the market in Rcbinson's Block every
Saturday. and will take in goods every week day at
his house. Highest living prices paid in Cash
Barton, VT
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

p. SHIELDS
OARPENTER AND JOINER, BARTON, VI
satisfaction guaranteed IN every respect IL
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

MANUFACTURER AND DEALER IN FUR
1yx niture, collins, caskets, carpets, room paper,
etc., Glover, VT. l5-l
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

J. A. PEARSON.
DENTIsT, BARTON, VT. OFFICE IN
lORobinson's Block over Ellis store. Consultation
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

j. n. WEBSTER
TNIRE. LIFE, AND ACCIDENT INSURANCE
il Agent None but sound, reliable companies
represented. Correspondence by mail promptly an
swered Barton, April IA,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

A UCTIONEER, ALWAYS READY TO AT
IA tend sales on short notice. Merchandise made
a specially. Sheffield, Oct. Is, 1884
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

CHARLES f. BRANCH.
nHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, COVENTRY,
il VT. Office at residence.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23
BUSINESS DIRECTORY.

C. AUSTIN, NEWPORT, VT, PRoPRIE-
IA tor This house Is located on Main Street
near Fields Block Teams run 20 meet trains.
Good livery in connection with honse- 13-ss
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

r. W. BALDWIN.
A TToRNEY AT LAW AND SOLICITOR IN
"A AChancery, Barton, VT.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23
w. q. HANsCOM.

"A. C. PARKER.
A T POST-0FFICE, BARTON LANDING, VT.
IN Fire and Accident Insurance Agent.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

little girl seeing an old lady take out
her false teeth, said ssMrs. NJ, can you
take your tongue out too?'
1t is said that quite a number of Phila-
delphians have gone TO the New Orleans
exposition to see the liberty bell.
ssHaDnah Moore, says writer, sswas
That's no excuse for writing poetry.
The Wisconsin hog that ate two quarts
that Bismarck should be invited to kick.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1885-03-23

In the spermaceti whale the teeth are
fixed to the gum, says a naturalist. Same
way with vassar College girl between
rne.ale
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14
Machine fer Tooth PuI ing.

The Chiyaeo Inter-Ocean gives the following description of the machine:-
 At first sight the machine looks like a set f paper rolls used in the manufatt ure of paper. At the entrance is a con, fortable seat, much like a reclinis. .'hair, wherein the patient is seated an firmly bound. His mouth is proppr. open by an ingenious contrivauce, ali his head laid on one sile according as tue defective tooth is situated Tn, machine Is one of very intricate ant beautifnl construction. The tooth first pulled with lightning celerity, can . ed by the revolution of wheel makiu: 7S1 revolutions per minute. The chair with the patient, is then whlrled along. and another ingenious arrangement di- vests him of his clothing and gives him u Turkish bath, also shave, hair cut and shampoo, while, at the same time his lrnen is marked with indelible ink, washed, ironed, folded and done mp in a neat brown paper package; luis garm" nts are sponged, his boots blacked, finger and toe nails are cut and nose wiped, and the happy man is flung out at the rear, passing through a shower of rose water and bay rum, alighting on a pile of cushions, where he finds colored man waiting to help him to dress, and ask him whatll he have to drink. The great objection to this is that, being a labor-saving machine, it will throw 8 large number out of employment. The same objection was urged against the sewing machine and the self-binding reaper. It will have tendency, at any rate, to make good machinists and sta tionary engineers out of what would otherwise, perhaps, be but indifferent tooth butchers.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14
BERKSHIRE COUNTY.

Skating is being enjoyed on the mill pond near the d~p1t ard on Stockbri ge pond, 1y city people wIntering in LenOx.
 A handsome house is to be built on the old Daniel Phelps" place, midway be- tween Stockbiidge and West Stuc& bridge, by Frank Palmer, son of W H, Palmer.
 Some hunters in Peru, Mass, recent lv discovered bear tracks only two Gays old nd have "een ih sear.h for u animal
 A young lady in Stockbridge receive, this season, 7' Xmas and New Years cards
 The family monument of the late John H C"fing of Van Deusrnville, has been rr"ct,d. and is one oi tie finest in the count, |, COS ing S6nr0.
 Hon H. c. Joyner of Ct Burlington, ana O; from the south Be ksl,irr district, man ri, d "n the hth tn an accomplished .omuG Ia'ly from B,st"n. H. has Il e hearty congratulations nf hls friends through, ut the mnry.--PWsfed Sun.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14
Miscellaneous Ado'ts.
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS.

TIE NEWS is conducted on the plan of giving each subscriber yaluo received for their money. We ondeayour to make the NEWS itself worth the subscription price, instead of ncglocting tho paper and then giving the subscribers some little premium 10 keep them good na- tured.
 We are aware that many papers offer clubbing rates with other papers and magazines, On the surface this appears to be an inducement, and n subscriber naturally thinks it is clear gain to him. In majority of cases instead of being an advantage it is really n disadvantage, for it should be understood that it requires much tune in every newspaper office Co keep the accounts correctly, where even n limited number avail themselves of clubbing rates, and most editors of country papers have to keep their own books, and it will be readily seen that if considerable portion of the editors tune is occupied in keeping accounts he cannot devote as much time to the paper or keep it up to the standard, ho other wise would.
 We want to place our subscribers on an equal footing with the subscribers to other county papers, and we now think we can. The problem with us has been how to give our subscribers tho benefit of clubbing rates without keeping ac- counts with so many different publish. 'rs,and thus consuming time that should ne devoted to the paper. We have soly- d the problem md here is the explain ,tion. It is easier to keep an account ,f30O0 items with ono subscription agen.' v than to keep an account of one item with 5000 different publishers. ERles- on's subscription agency at Falls Vii. age, formerly Deans club agency) can urnish 5000 different periodicals at club ates to single subscribers, subscriptions commence at any time. Those sub scribers to the NEWS, who wish to obtain tt a reduction, almost any paper, maga- zine or book published, will find it to heir advantage to subscribe for papers r magazines through Egleston's sub. ,cription agency, or purchase books rom said agency, and they can also club he NEWS with 5000 different periodicals ny addressing said agency, who will urnish price-list on application.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14
HERE AND THERE.

Within gunshot of the New York Git. hall 30nn m, n work all night. or nearly al night, in the offices of the morning newsps pers.
 There were new earthquake shocks felt Jan. ', in Nerja and valez Malaga, 5psn
 Mai Rodia Mutt, the midget, was mar red at the CraU lord house in i'oston, Jan by ma pistrate, to Clara ortield. IS and 1t inches taller thrn the groom Maj Mutt Is + and has n. Yer been married before. The Willimantic thread company will ,eud Henry B T.inculn, son of s P Lincoln to represent their concern ut the New Orleans exposition
 The largest bridge in the world cross es Lake PonchaI train, at New Orleaus, and if 22 miles in length It is trestle work, on piles, and is made Of cypress wood which was nrs' saturated with creaSute oil. which tenders il mp rvious to moisture and proof against tht attack uf bramacles.
 There were AS failures in the United States reported to Bradstreet's du Ing the past week. against 366 Ill tue prec, ding week, and 345, 942 and 302 the Cor )nuding weeks oi lss4, Ios3 and 1882, respectively.
 Norman W. Pomeroy, one of the old residents of Meriden. dropped dead on the street there Friday Light
 A woman who can hold a half dozen cloth' spins in her mouth as she IS putting uu weeks washing isn't bit more likely tt
 tl, her m ab,tuI I tn fi tII ''rling win vocal appara tus sugg' sts ros . rud with ivory sE,liuters III it, Full Rire7' Ad- canoe
 There are several hundred thousand resJrcralle Llen Tn this coantry who woulp pay 2 apiece for the pIiviiel of witnessing 4 up ging Contest, without gloves, between John L. sullivan and the bind end of healthy mule Chicago Herald.
 Pullman, Ill, by utilizing the sewage, has raised this year 2O0,VOU cahbages, and a saurrkraut factory IS now to be established [" uti ize the cabbages. The next prob em wll probably be how to utilize the sauerkrau which you will remember. is much worse than the average sew ,ge.-BoSton Transcript.
 A man writes to the manufacturer of p t, mt medidln,. that he was cured "after using Over POO titles ot his patent medicine" We'll. Ne should think he Vt uld be; but It is rather remarkable that the duty oi writing the testimonial did not devhve upon one Uf n,s Herald. ..
 A castor oil we'll has been struck in New York state, It is said. Bad news for Il @ youngsters.
 The hardest thing in this world for person to do is to make a choice between c.'d-liver oil and death. .-P Philadelphia CdH
 Economy in silk stockings-a twenty fiv,. cent irl in a pair of eight dollar hose-' Burlington Free Press. T
 Lawrence Barrett is reported to be ab ut tu builh a theatre III New York. Gruund will be broken X; spring, and Barrett tine spring following. - Boston FOlto.
 A South Manchester man is bound to make hIs for'une. He has invented a machine for satheli, potato bugs -Ne,c Britain Htr- he expect to make corner in po- tar' bugs by monop'lizng the catch, or will he be cuntented with selling the machines tato .ss
 Rev J. F. Gleason of Norfolk sent a letter to the Congregational church last Sum- day, declining to withdraw his r. sisnstion.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14
A House and Grounds to Cost Five
 MiAliO0 DOllarS.
PITTsFIELD, Mass, Jan.

PITTsFIELD, Mass., Jan. 8.
 Mrs Hopkins, widow of the late Cali fornia railroad millionaire, Mark Hop kins, has made changes in her plan for 8 residence. She is to build i'll Great Harrington, and the cost of the house and grounds will be $5, 1000 900. She intends to have the most expensive built of bluestone from quarry which she owns and work will begin as soon as spring opens. The work at the quarry will be carried on day and night |. The electric light will be used for the night operations. One thousand men will be employe on the work for three years. -P~ ~EgAksepsie Eagle.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14

A T ',onrt of Probate holden at Salisbury, "A within and for the district of salisbury m the 10th day of January. A D 1885. Present Dnnalj T. Warner, Esq judge.
 On motion of Dhn Wolfe, exeeutor on the testate est te of William Wolfe, late O. Sahs- bury within said district dpctased. This court doth uecrce that six months be allowed and limited for the creditors Of said estate tu exhibit their claims agatnst the same tn the said executor and directs that public notice b given of thiF order by advertising in a newspaper published ln North Canaan and by posting a copy here. Of on the public signpust in said town oI Salisbury nearest the place where the deceased last dwelt. Certified from record.
 DONALD r. WARNER, Judge.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14
The Hartford and Conn Western

At the meeting of the board of direc- tors of the Hartford and Conn. West ern road, Tuesday afternoon, w. L.. Gilbert of Winsted was reelected presi- dent; Frederick Miles of Salisbury. vice-president; E. R. Bear,lsley of Hart ford, secretary and treasurer; John F. Jones of Hartford, superintendent and general freight agent; Walter Pierce of Hartford, general ticket agent. The executive committee consists of Hon Fred Miles, William H. Barnum of Lime Rock, R. B. Carpenter of New York, Charles J. Cole of Hartford and J o. Phelps of Simsbury. y.-Htugford Post, Jan. 8.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14

A ' Court nf Pro ate holden at North Ca A naan, within and for the district of Ca T sn, on the 10th day of January, D., ISS5 Pr sent Jacob B. HardenbeTgh, Esq judge
 his urt doth direct Joseph W Ptrt. ad m uistratpr on fhe estate of sarah R WIite l e of Canaan ssil district. deceased. rep r' sented tn he lnsnlvent tn give notice tn X ne snns interested in the estate of said de- ceased to appear, if they see crusal before th' Conri Of rebate, tn he hnl I. n at the Pro- haze Office in said dIstrict. on the Huh day of I;,l uary. 1885. at 10 o'clock, A. NJ ta be heard r lative to the appointment of com nissInners on said estate. bv advertising the s me in a newspap published sad district.
 Certified from record,
 JACOB B. HARDENBERGH, Judge.
Connecticut western news., 1885-01-14
Tn an editorial the Winsted Press O

Tn an editorial the Winsted Press of Jan $ sa 8: A New Y, k man offers tO h, sjOC thar II reasonable pro # can h" If rel he cervrd or agreed tD i"ce 't any cnnsd' [
 atIon from .Ith 'h democrats O the rrpnb- licans in the late campaign. Mr St John em- phatIc ,ll> deuies thar he was brIbed T. w"ul
 seem abrur time for the enemies of the pr"- libiti n candidate to show uD their pr 'of ol shut mp their liar"