Nevada County picayune., 1885-10-08
Our Picaynnes.

Too much current thought, served up 10 readers, make jam.
 Euglisbmen think New York harbor is a poor place for raising wied,
 X lodge of sorrow is one in which members do not pay their dues.
 It is the woman unhappily mar ried who would recall her Miss spent life.
 The dude is glad to learn that there will be no change in dress suits this winter.
 The death of Jumbo was a sad blow for Barrum: but he never misses free ad.
 Some Georgia statesmen have proposed to tax base ball players. Others favor prohibition.
 The next society craze is to be for old silver. Statemen are al. ready crazy over new silver.
 If a man wants to build up rep utaIon for good character he must lay an honest foundation to start with.
 Let q man frequently neglect his opportunities in business and the opportunities will soon begin to neglect him.
 Broken rice--that which is re duced in size 10 reduce it's duty is not what it is cracked up to be in foreign markets.
 It is the spirit more than the let ter of the law that should be obey ed. The spirit of the revenue law is in the bonded warehouse.
 The ozone crank believes the breath of life can be carried in a bottle. AS rule the breath that comes from a bottle is not good.
 Maine has only two.thirds ap. pie crop this fall; but as old cider can be made by New Jersey chem ists the shortage wlll not be felt.
 It is said that only one man in a thousand can whistle tune. That is the saddest part of il. A thous. and to one are whistling whistles that are not tunes.
 No man who loves his country and loves the men of his country can favor labor brought into com petition with the labor of honest men outside ofprison walls.
 It is the fashion on the stump to to abuse prohibition candidates. That is wrong. Call the man up and make friends with him. Give him drink, Treat him we'll
 The ball tosscrs have umplred themselves into peace aud quiet ness. At one time it was fear ed that they would bat each other over tho head, and all go out on strikes.
 Troops iu tue coming cattle war ought to be well supplied with beef. Ben Butler. attorney for the Indian grass hunters, has his worst eye on heavy damages from the government.
 The disgusting details of the Greedy Arctic cannibalism are to be opened up again, The eating of a man or two appears to interest the great public more than all of the scientific discoveries made.
 An exchange has dropped to this: At Union, Iowa, Mir. Charles Revere aud Miss Minnie Flagg have just been married. "A union of hearts, a union of hands, and the Flagg of our Union for Rever.
 Ibe American importation of eggs reaches 2o,0G0,O00 annually, mostly from Hamburg and Aat- werp. There is nothing in this for the American rooster to crow over, aId yet he keeps on growing.
 The Independent man, knowing he is right, says: Public Opinion be hanged" The t;mid man who may be wrong, asks for a suspen- sion of public opinion-until he can manufacture Il sentiment to take its place.
 The Maxwell side of the trunk mystery case in St. Louis is likely To be ruined hy too much evidence. Several parties, from different places, have written to say they furnished the body that was used Tor Pfeller's in the trunk.