New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-08-03
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.


The increase in Chinese immigration to the Sandwich
Islands 10 causing much apprehension among thu
Hawaiians The in the Chinese population a
the islands has been about IL per past ysas
while the decrease Of the Englisspsakng people has
been about per cent.
Where Ignorance is BlIss.-Fishy Sanitary Inspeo
tor "Ueh! Really ma'am, should imagine from ths
highly deeterious nature."-Househodsr "Lor, sir.
don't fret yoarse they wouldn't live for choice in hxi
there water."-lFun.
Our Annie was sour and sad
Alas, for her sweethsart she waited:
He came. and she sighed, "Pm so glad"
They married. Shes now Annie-mated.-fP
growers two years ago In the ,ip of apples to
China and Australia has produced results most favor
able The shipments were Of good quality and took %
we'll that orders repeated and increased and the
exports to China tho past six months have assumed
large proportians.
did take much stock in that story about hsh
being such fine BRAIN feod," inadvertently remarked
smith and take less in IL than ever.
I've lived Of little else for some time past think In
az wouldn't II were you. old boy" feelngIy re-
prove the brain. must have something to work upon.
They can't create the thing"
And then Smith said that smithers talked for all the
wsrld like his wife.-lOil City PENN Blizzard.
The flags the Navy Yard have not yet been placed
at hamas order that effect has been received
from Washington. The flags the foreign vessels In
port at hafmas and also those all buildings and
offices representing every department Of the Government
except that OF the Navy The conduct OF the Navy Do
partment in this matter ia not such to make loyal
American feel proud Of IT,
Snowman 0expatating)-we now pass on to the next
cage ladies' and gentlemen and here we see the Wild
na q the poHed teeth and the growth Or derry S
u h he Only ynS waed aud may well De called
Lady Spectator On alarm to her son)-Harry como
here this Instant He might grab you
chee-ild Do you believe in the scrpturssi
Lady Spectator Indignantly Certainly do.
Snowman (suavcly)-Thsn you need not fear for the
Scriptures assure us that wonders will never cease
tThey pass to the next cAge.-(Phlsdelphia Call.
The Editor OF The Aparetta tGa Democrat Is certainly
entitled to sympathy. The other day he thus frankly
took the public into his confidence: We crave the
indulgence of readers for the shortcomng well
the tarness Of The Democrat this week Monday our
best help Ida taken quite ILL., and has remained 81
until this time The other day our other best help
billie, also took sick, and remained sick two dayA
leaving alone to wrestle with tho paper Wednesday
the good wife also took SICK leaving the Of tho
two little children the OF the SICK the work Of the
house. the work Of the paper and cooking TO do"
nlinsis leads all the States in railroad mileage has
York, 7ss5; Ohio 1875; Texas, sl9s Indiana, 1894;
nine great railroad States. All Of the New-Enelsnd
States have together 6307 miles Of railway-lPhiads.
phia Record
recently honored with special spouting petroleum well
at Baku The we'll played bountifuly, but unceremor
iousy that the Of oil fell in torrents upon the
distinguished visitors The natives used to being soaked
In petroleum, could not comprehend tho CONSERVATION
OF travellers. Thus habit renders Indifferent to
the peculiartes of others. smoke stepped fails
appreciate the disgust Of those into whose faces he
blows the aroma Of his cigar the nquorsoaked man
does comprehend the disgust Of tho temperate
Fifty wigs we're included wardrobe OF the Prn-
Of Wales 1t is not stated how many wigs were In
Judging from their portraits the young man Of Batten
burg will first stand in need Of such articelNor
ristown Herald
Another ice company Is spoken OF. There ought not
surely, to DO much difficulty In floating ce.-l Fun.
The decrease In the fees paid 20 hotel walters owing
to the hard times already led to strike
resort and trouble is threatened at other places.
would good thing IL death blow given to this
American custom. Walters 1t seems frequently
paid low wages I'm expectation that they will derive
income from "tps." With that income sssened by hard
times. tho walters naturally demand higher wages
Hotel and restaurant propretors should pay their wait
fair wages and not rely tho exacton OF fees from
patrons.
Sandwich islanders formerly had soundest OF
people the globe but their teeth have begun
decay rapidy-an effect. IL appears Of using large
quantities OF salt i Boston Traveller.
Armand slvestre, French writer. must have had IN
his mind the treatment of the American actress Mile
Van Zandt by the Paris popuce the ether DAY ana tho
attacks upon the memory OF General Grant by the
press of the same city when he pcuued the following
long since: 81 have entertained certain mis-.
trust where there poteness. 1t conceals wicked
intentions oftener than thing else and bold to
that all its formulas at bottom hut disguised
impertnence For instance whom you remove your hat
1t only compel tho person saued to do likewise,
which annoys him considerably II he happen to be bald
When you your neghbor at table before yourself
1t is because you yourself very little about that
particular dish And thus In every department OF lie
whore this poteness is practissd."
cattle in the western part OF Dakota and
the Of Montana projecting scheme for
the geographical Representation or both these territories
the former upon the line OF the ssour River ths
latter upon the meridian Of Bohemian tuanel-and tie
Of the two adjooing parts into province
to be called Bullock or Pastureand. or by some otnet
name that would Indicate tho great grazing coun-
try OF the far Northwest To say the least, there
great deal In this protect than there is IN that
political grants that wish tn cut Dakota int
northern and southern halves upon an arbitrary
west ne7Chcago Times
GRANTS WEST POINT SIGNATURE.