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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Whey is at a discount in some parts
of the old cheese districts. The dairy
men want to raise more and better pigs
and calves hal whey will make. There
Is a demand for calves to ship West to
be grown into beef to be re-shipped
East. The next move will be that these
same dairymen will take it into their
heads to save all of this travel and make
the beet themselves. 1t is u question
whether a calf should be let go until it
io yrnuO
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

THE Prdtrte FarHler notes a method
Of blanchinR celery which is simple and
practicable for small gardens. 1t con-
sists in simply tying a piece of stiff
brown paper or pasteboard around the
leaves until ready for the table.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

PLANTING LARGE TREES. - Edward
Clark, the architect of the Capitol at
Washington, In his annual report notes
the suecess of his attempt to transplant
over one hundred trees averaging Il foot
ID diameter. To adapt them to removal,
their roots were cut off at q distance of
three and a half feet from the trunk.
Tue operation was regarded as hazar-
dous, and was characterized as al inlu-
dicious and disastrous one. All OF the
trees with two exceptions, have flour
ished, aud are growing more rapidly.
than others in The same park.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Mrs. DE PoULTICE-'My dear, as
Uncle Jake kept us ON his farm up in
the Blizzard Mountains all summer,
when everybody thought we were at
Saratoga, it seems to me we ought to
do something III return, for we will
want to go there again next summer,
you know"
Mr.. DE Poultice-"Certainly, NV
love; but we can't invite such an I'M
calmly specimen to come to visit
"Ohl dear me. no. Why, he never
even saw a railroad. 1 was not think
ing of such a thing. What I mean IS,
we ought to send him a Christmas
present"
"Not a bad idea. my love. if we have
anything we don't want. Now, let's
see, What shall it be?"
"Oh, L know. You've just gwen me
a new pair of opera glasses, so III send
Uncle JAKE my old ones"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Netp Gan.-An Italian admiral has
invented a shrapnel shell for the 100 ton
guns. At thirty yards from the can.
mons mouth 1t bursts, throwing forward
seventy five smaller prolectiles, which
in urn burst. strewlng in fanshape a
thick shower of balls and fragments
with terribly destructive effect.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

HERE is a new way to make a rice
pudding, Wash a small %teacupful of
rice in cold water; then put it into "A
quart of cold milk; ada salt and sugar
and vanilla to your taste, aud "A small
lump Of butter, Pat this into the oven
two hours before It is to he eaten; stir
it occasionally. Follow these direct
ions carefully, however skeptieal sou
may be, aud you viii be pleased with
the result.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

TIE dust bath is as necessary for
fowls AS water is for man; it ~cleanses
their feathers and skin from yermin and
impurities and is instrumental IN pre-
serving their health.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

CoLD boiled turnips make a nice gar
nish for roast beef or lamb. Cat them
IN thin slices. and brown in butter,
pouring hot gravy over them. Place
them oH the platter around the meat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

There is not a single cat within the
limits Of the town of 3adrlle. Colorado.
Cats have been imported there by the
hundreds, aud 10 all varieties Of color
and size, but not one has eyer siyed
the second week OF residence, How
syex "a there axe 10 rata and nice IN
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Customer what is the price OF
this2"
Small Dealer-"One dollar"
DID you get 1t Of the manufacturer
mo; 1 got it at sheriff s sale"
Ibid the man who was sold out that
way get it direct from the manufsc-
turer?'
mo; he got it cheap at an auction
do you know the manufacturer"
Yes; he went into bankruptcy be.
cause he had to sell at a loss"
perhaps he paid too much for the
material out of which it is made?"
"No; he stole the material"
''Ili take it,"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

When roasting lamb or fowls, if you
do not like the flavor given by thin
slices of salt pork or of bacon, winch
are generally pnt over them, take some
hard butter, roll it III tlour, aud separ-
ate it into small Jumps and lag here aud
there on the meat This will give rich
ness and flavor to the liquid with which
you haste them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

The THROAT. "BroDa's Bronchial
1rocheS. act directly on the organs OF tht
voice. They have an extraordinary etfecI
in all disorders of the throat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Humility, sweet as IT may be as {
trait of character, may degenerate mtC
vice, if not held up by elf-respect.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

"Our eyes," says a witty writer,
"were put in front that we might see
before we leap, and not behind that we
might recognize a chasm after We have
fallen into it."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Corn BREAD IN CUPs.-Two and one
half cups of indian meal, one cup OF
-four, three tablespOonfuls OF corn
starch, three tablespoonfuls shortening,
three eggs, one teaspoonful of soda.
and three and a half cups Of thick sour
milk; add salt at discretion. 1t should
make a thln batter. Bake quickly III
small tins Or cups. 1t IS best to soak
the meal sIl night, OF at least several
hours in the SOU milk, adding the 9TH
or ingredients before baking.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

The real object Of education is TO give
children that will endure As
long a. life endures.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Want of reverence for the name of
God, especially in the young. leads
directly to infide'ity.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

"WHAr's that?" he asked as he halted
II boy about his Own age on Woodward
venue
I'm eatin' white sugar"
"Where'd you get it2'
"Home."
''Steal it?"
Nav; ma gave 1t to me-"
"NNhat for?"
"'Cause / threatened TO run away"
"Aumphl You amt smart. My
holt is threaten to commit suicide, and
1 get currant lell and raisins till ! can't
eat no mole"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

DR. kLINEs Great Nerve kestorer Is the
marvel OF the age for all nerve diseases. All
Its stopped free. Send W 43I Areh street,
/ Philadelphia, Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Don't take anything for granted; get
10 the bottom of things. Neither be a
sham yourself nor be fooled by shams.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
r4-.sI,mr on ryrr.wnirrH LErTFRi

TO THE PUBLIC, GREETING
Boards of Health are now everywhere cor
recttne the faults Of sewerage and ADVISING
the people how to prevent future ePLoSm1es'
But other precautions are necessary with
out which no amount Of Sanitation can avail
Dr.. Koch says that cholera has but niue
chance among those who keep the digestive
organs and the liver, skin and kidneys (the
sewers Of the BODY in heal thful operation
Warner SAFE Remedies are the best eoten-
tific Curat1ves and Preventives, and we cannot
too much emphasize the Importance Of using them
now, as safeguard against any future seourse
Much Of the common ailments are caused, not
primarily by bad blood, but BY IMPAIRED LIVER
AND KIDNEYS. This results in blood corruption
and injury TO the entire system. Remove this
impaired action, and most ordinary ailments Will
disappear. other practitioners have he4d that
extreme liver and kidney disorders are incur
able. We, however, by the severest tests, have
unanawerably proved the contrary. Please note:
FIRST. We DO NOT CURE EVERY KNOWN DISEASE
FROM ONE BOTTLE. Warner's Safe Remedies are
Specifies, viii ch have been successfully put
upon the market ONLY IN OBEDIENCE TO STRONG
PUBLIC DEMAND. These remedies are; Warmers
SAFE Cure, for kidney, liver, bladder and blood
disorders, General debility, Impotency,
gravel, female irregularities; Warmers Safe
Diabetes Cure, for Diabetes-the only known
specific; Warmers Safe Rheumatic Cure for
Rheumat1 sm, Neuralgia Warmers Safe Pills for
constipation diarrhoea, btl1ouanesei Warmers
Safe Nerv1ne for nervous disorders; Warmers
Safe Throattne for Asthma, catarrh; #arner'e
T1ppecanoe for all stomach derangements.
SECOND. Manners Safe Remedies, spite of
all opposition, have won the victory and are
everywhere recognized as leading STANDARDS.
THIRD. After six years Of unequalled exper-
fence, We give these unqualified guarantees:
. GUARANTEE I.--That Warmers Safe Remedies
are pure, harmless, effective.
GUARANTEE II.--That the Testimonials used
by US, so far as We know, are bona f1de,
with a forfeit OF $1,000 for proof TO
the contrary.
GUARANTEE III.--That Warmers Safe Remedte 30
are NOT MERELY TEMPORARY, BUT PERMANENT,
IN THEIR CURATIVE EFFECTS AND WILL SUS-
TAIN EVERY CLAIM, IF USED SUFFICIENTLY
AND PRECISELY AS DIRECTED.
FOURTH. Especial inquiry among hundreds OF
our oldest patients results N unequtvoeal
testimony that the cures wrought SIX, five,
four and three years ago, we're PERMANENT. And
most OF these Patients were pronounced INCURA-
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

A sympathy with the pains or pleas
ures of others is the foundation upon
which we build our social virtues.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

ONE OF the boarders opened a biscuit,
shifted at it two or three times, and
then laid it down beside his plate with
a resigned expression of countenance.
The landlady had been watching him,
and she tapped the bell and told Susan
to call the cook.
"Cookl" she said as that official APP
peared in the dining-room, did you
use baking powder or soap in you bis
cult to-night2'
"Baking powder, ma'am, to be sure.
Then that settles it. He couldn't
have found a fly at this time of the
year, and he shifted before lie had tried
the butter. Mr.. Blank, from and after
tomorrow the price of board to you
will be an advance Of fifty cents on the
present rates"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
Thin People.

When the good man dies tears are
shed, which in life he prevented flowing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
ON COrna."

1t will pay to sort over the beans
before marketing.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

MoLAssEs PUFE5 are easily made, and
nice when eaten hot. One cupiul q.
sugar. one-hali oupml of batter, one
cupiul Of maiassus, u egg, one table
spoonful of ginger. one t|easpoOuful of
soda, one Cuptul OF hot water, four cup
tui Of -four aud q pinoh OF sedt. bake
in gem paus.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

We notice in a New York paper that
DBl Mcclure" the son OF a wealthy
plum0er, has mys~teriously disappeared.
He will turn up as a giant in a dime
museum, that Is, If he is like other
plnmber'a oils.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

"Wells'Health Renewer'restOres health and Wig
or. cures dyspepsia. npotence, sc x1al deOlllLy. 81.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

ENGLISH mlllers arc hnding II more
profitable to buy American hour at the
West, and ship it through directly To
Great Britain. THAI to purchase wheat
at New Yolk AID ssAd 1t abroad IL
gnnd.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

No grace Is more necessary 70 the
Christian w'fker than hdelity-the
humble grace that matches on in sun
shine aud storm. when no banners are
waving, aud there Is no music to cheer
the weary feet.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
OH Speculation

Conscience is the voice of the soul
the passions are the voice OF the body.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Is LONDON the percentage OF deaths
among married mel is larger than
anon single men. This is as It should
be. A married man u London Is
more wiling to dio than a single man.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

WhateVer limit sincerity impose
upon our words, let us obey, even # i
be TO silence.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

NorHINa bores a man more than be-
ing compelled to go in Il store aud
staud there like IA stump while his vile
is looking at all the goods in the store.
He'd much rather stay out on the side
walk, even ii it 5 hail a square to the
nearest saloon.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Cures cole, cramps, diarrndeA; externally for
aches, pains, sprain3, headache, neuralgia, rnel-
nattsIn. For man or beast. 20 and SOC.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

II YOU are falling; broken, worn out and ner-
yous, use "WeIls' Health Renewer. 81. Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Make tramps work for what you give
them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
..Kough on Pam

Keep right thy aim aud good thy
will, ksep ali thy acts from passion free.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

An Ass that carries you is better thar
a horse that throws you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

ASK for wells though on Corns." l5c. QUICK
complete cure Hard or soft eorns warts. bunIons
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Foom the knowledge of what yOu
should not do, YOU may sSsny Judge
what you should do.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

The period of CESSATION in sows Is
about sixteen weeks,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

That can only with propriety be styled
refinement which, by strengthening the
intellect, purifes the
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

SALMON BomEp.-Bail carefully IN
hot water to preserve color. II whole.
shape IN tine form Of - 10y tying;
wrap in II cloth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

'.Do YOU understand how / o Ax up
my hair2" asked q lady OF her newly
hired colored servant.
Yes, ma'am, | a fix il up Ia ten
minutes.
.'You will never do for me. What
would / do with myself all the rest Of
the day?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
From Death Door

Silks, brosdcloth and jewels are oite,
bought with other peoples money.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Good taste rejects excessive nicely; it
treats little Things as little things and is
not hurt by them.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

A man is little the better for liking
himself, if nobody else like him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
sCROFULA.

Whether transmitted from parents or acquired, d
within the curative range OF the A k,APA RiL-
LA y R~ESOLYENT.
Cures have been made where persons nave
been afflicted with >croiula from their youth up
10 20, 80 and 40 years Of age, BY
DR.. Railways Sarsaparillian ResolVent,
A remedy composed Of ingredients OF extraor
binary medical properties, essential to purify
heal, repair and inyigorate the Droken-down snj
wasted body-QUICE, PLEASANT, SAFE and PERhA
NBNT in Its Treatment and cure.
OLO BY ORIG GISTS Price. 8t.09 per bottle
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

A SPLENDID application Tor weak eyes
is two grains OF sulphate Of Zinc dis
solved in one ounce OF rose water .
Dilute with II little cold water and
sponge into the eyes several times q
day. Strength will lbs greatly m
creased.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

SwEETBREADs.-Ve0l are the hest.
Soak in cold water an hour; lard them
by drawing thin pieces OF salt pork
through them; put them into salted
water and boil twenty minutes, remove
and throw into cold water to blanch
them. Remove carefully any skin or
gristle and they are ready to be cooked
again with a cream u or with peas.
French peas or canned peas seasoned
with butter, pepper aud salt and poured
around the sweetbreads.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Docros-''Well, Pat, what are you
thinking about?'
Pat-"I'm thinkin', sor, that you an
oi are the only two Imtlemen III the dis
thrictl'
DoctOr-"How so, Pat?"
Pat-"Beeause, sor, arn't We the
only two hat wear the wan coat sun
day and Saturday"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

CUBRASr PUppINa. - Make a pun
paste, strew fresh currants thickly all
over the paste, roll It mp, sualu and
flour a CLOTH and PIT the padding in
and boil three hours,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

CAMEO GLASS bottles are Of English
make, with Opaque surface OF %eilron,
pomegranate or amber glass, on which
are Incised white ornaments, the lotus
aud leaves, f&ures or other device
stand out III relief i'll the precise tones
Of white onyx cameo cutting, The
bottles intended for perfume are Of
Pompeiian and Egyptian shapes. end
ing in a point, 80 that they must always
lie fiat. Tasks for pocket use or tiny
walls for smelling salts are round or OBJ
long. The colors OF the ground work
in these bottles are those Of gems, and
are superb IN the deep shades they
held imprisoned under their ornaments.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

THE newest sofa cushions are made
three-quarters of a yard square and are
filled with fine teathers Instead OF down.
Plush forms n side aud tine felt cloth
the either.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

aIBLET Sour. The giblets from two
OF three chickens or two turkeys; one
medium sized onion, one small carrot,
hall a large turnip, two stalks Of celery.
two quarts OF water, one Of strong stock
Ut any kind, two large tablespuonfuls
of butter, two OF -four, little salt and
pepper to taste; one or two leaves OF
parsley and II leaf OF sage. Pat chop
ped giblets On in two quarts OF water,
boil to one quart: o add the stock.
Cat vegetables small, fry in the butter
until tender (about fifteen mIuu ~.
then STIR in the iour until it browns.
Tafn into the soup aud season, cook
smother half hour, serve with dice OF
fried bread.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

Tie best heads can bst misiudge in
eauses belonging 70 inc Jurisdiction OF
tins heart
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

III THE value OF buttermilk were bet
ter known it would be more used aud
less wasted, says an exchange. It 10
Il laxative and aperleat, ~iuyigorates the
stomach, hyer aud kidneys, and Is ma
tritious to the sytem. Thousands OF
persons are suffering to-day with sepsis
in the blood. from which proceed her
yous headaches, weak diapArugms. cos
tiYeness and even rheumatism and agur,
who would be be relieved Ia Is very
short time if they would drop their
pork and stimulating diet and use only
buttermils, fruits and vegetables.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

WFR-"Ohl there it comes. That
is the delivery wagon"
Husband-''There what comesP'
Wife "The-the Christmas present
| bought for you"
Husband (going to the door)-"You
are mistaken, dear. l suppose the
present, whatever it is, will come by
nail -
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"But what did the wagon bring2"
AIAn1u Ahn ILL my lnua

spa, HOW funny this looks in this
paper. The printer has got the words
ali mixed up, SO there is no sense TO
it," mo. no. my child that is a new
poem by Tennyson.'
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AND PRECISELY AS DIRECTED. "

FOURTH Especial inquiry among hundreds Of
our Oldest patients results IN unequivoeal
testimony that the cures wrought SIX, five,
four and three years ago, we're PERMANENT. And
most OF these Patients were pronounced INCURA-
BILE when they began Warmers Safe Remedies.
Read a few Of Thousands Of exampI es:
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17
DOMESTIC.


HASGiNo TIIs MIsrLGroE A large
bunch OF mistietoe must be hung up d.
the parlOr so that under its charmed
green cunning youths may have an Op.
PoEtuuity 10 kiss unsuspectlng maidens.
To be IN keeping with Oil custom. the
E~istlet0s must be fastened to "a vince
suspended from the ceiling. The vince,
looks well nung by garlands OF holly
leaves sewEd 10 dark coiored tape, OF If
there j. Il chandelier in the room II may
be hung frou and directly beneath it.
Gsrlauds aud festOons of green are ar.
ranged around the walls of the room Ia
any way which the taste Of the worker
suggests, but sameness should be
avoided as much as possible. The
wheel and mIstietOe should be used
only 10 n place, and the wheel should
not appear in any place except the par
lor and the hall window. All kinds OF
green should be used IN abundance,
bat nothing should be employed for col
or save natural berries, homemade Der
ries AID the shields and banners, except
that a few burches OF bright ribbons
are allowable. Artificial flowers should
not be used. and even fresh blossoms
from the greenhouse are delegated 10
the flower bowls on the tables
The woman who gets through her
work quickly and easily, IS not the N
who leaves every thing at skies and
sevens. She has a place for everything
aud everything in its place. rel to
the nutmeg CRATER and stove litter. She
never considers she Is through her
work until every article used is in its
own particular niche. She has a bag
Tor clothes pins, and a nail somewhere
out of sight on which to hang her
kitchen apron; she can go in the dark
est night aud lay her hand on the cat
mint bag when johnnie has the stom-
ach ache, and not be in the condition
Of a near neiehb0r Of mine vino sent
her little girl IN to borrow a nutmeg,
she said MA had II s~omewheres, but
couldn't find it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-01-17

DIR. RAILWAYS
PILLS
For the cure Of ali disorders OF the stomach
Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous DIS
eases, Loss of Appetite, Headache, Constipation,
Costiveness, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Billousnes5,
Fever, Inflammation OF the Bowels, Piles, and all
arrangements of the Internal Viseera Purely
vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals, OF
deletertous drugs.
Price, ga cents per b"x. sold by all druggists
READ FALSE AND TRUE"
send a letter stamp 10 RADWAY 4 10, No So
Warren Street, New YORK. 80 informsr1on
worth thousand Will ne sent 10 you
CkpN TELEGRAPH, or SHORT HAND ana
t,LHnW TYPE WHITING HERE. S~itaztlons FUR
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L A in its Various Forms
DR.. RAILWAYS
sarSa parlIiian ResOlyent
Tho Great Blood Purifier

For the cure Of all Chronic Diseases, Cnronic
rheumatism, Scrofala, Glandular swelling, Hack
ing, DRY Cough, CaaoerOus Affections, yphilltio
complaints, Bleeding OF the Lungs, Dyspepsia.
Water Brasn, White >welllngs, ru,n5r5, Pimpies,
BlOtches, EruptlOns Of the Face. Ulcers, ska AID
TIP Diseases, Mercurlsl Diseases, Female Com
chi is, Consumption, Kidney, Bladder Liver
Comm ainfa AZ
West Virginia freeman. (Parkersburg, W. Va.) 1881-1886, 1885-01-28
w. VA. NEWS AND NOTES.

POISONED Three daughters of
Captain Burns, of Charleston, w.
Va, were poisoned by arsenic
which had been pat in vessel
from which they took water for a
drink. They were saved by anti
dotes.
Capt. ]. N. Williamson, aged AZ
years, well known in boating cir
cles on the Ohio River died in
Riverside, California, of consump D.
ton, last Friday, where he had gone
for his health. The remains will
be brought to Pomeroy for inter
ment.
FATAL BURNING.-A twelve year
old daughter Of Ross Elliott, living
two miles below New Cumberland,
was burned to death last week, her
clothing catching fire from a CRATE.
ALUMNI "A meeting of the AL
umni OF W. Va, University, will
be held in Wheeling, to-day, TO
take action on some matters of i'm
portance concerning the Univer-
sity.
WHISKY FLooRED.-Whisky is
on the decline in Glenville. In
fact, friends, we have got the mon
ster hoored at last, and now let US,
one and all make up our minds to
keep it under subsection. There is
no reason why whisky can not be
hept out of the county, Our eff
Gent Prosecutor leads the van and