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Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26
Never Eat an Orange With a Spoon.

l beg of you to implore your friends
never again to insult such noble fruit as
to eat it with spoon! Let them adhere
strictly to the following directions as to
how to eat an orange: Place the orange
on nice clean white plate. then quar-
ter it with silver knife. Take one of
the quarters in your fingers and loosen
the peel from each end at the same
time, until there is but quarter of an
inch of the peel adhering to the center
of the section. Then seize the two
points of peel with your left thumb and
foretinger and hold it as you would a
tuberose; with the right hand draw the
blade through the center of the fruit,
as far as the peel; if all the seeds do
not drop out why just pick them out
with the knife. Then raise the fruit
gently to your mouth, nip off one of the
little juicy Jumps, and you never vii!
say spoons again!-NeU Orleans Letter
IN Hartford IImes.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

In spite of Mr.. Chamberlain social
ist propaganda. the present English
government is considerably interested
in real property. Mr.. Gladstone is a
landed proprietor with rent-roll of
$4,000 a year. Lord Harrington is
heir to two hundred thousand acres,
with a rental of more than $3.50. 900 an
nually. Lord Derby has much small
er acreage than that of the Devonshire
estates. but his rent-roll foots up to
something over SS50.000 a year. Earl
Spencer gets about S2l0, 900 year, and
one of MIR. Gladstone's new peers, Mr..
Dodson, owns several thousand acres of
valuable land.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26
5 5 s 5 8
THE REPUBLICANs OF SPRINGFIELD

THE REPIBLICANS of SfnfNSf lLLD
FALLING IN LINE.
The Republicans of Springfield were
never in such good condition for a fight in
a spring campaign as they are now. They
are united, Jealous, enthusiastic and con-
fdent, and seem possessed with a common
purpose to put in their personal work, in
dustric usly and effectively. They painted
Springfield red last fall and they
are about to put on an.
other coat of fire this spring, and lay it
on thicker! The gods wishing to destroy
cur local Barrel Democracy have made
them madder than March hares, the re-
suit OF their temporary insanity being that
they have nominated ticket that all good
citizens, of all parties, feel and know
ought to be and must be beatenl Many
leading Democrats have already revolted
and will leave the ranks.
Fortunately, the Republicans have
nominated d ticket as remarkable
for excellence and strength as the
Democratic ticket is for wickedness
and weakness.
There is music in the air. The men,
bers of the Plug Hat Brigade are falling
into line. The wigwam yawns for the
thronging thousands OF victorious Repub-
hcans. The campaign of 1888 has al
ready begun
Rally round the flag, boys;
Rally onca
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

A book is soon to be published entitled
"The First Families OF the United States, y
wealth being the determining considera-
ton. The last families, whose names do
not get into the book, will probably turn
out TO be the first There are some mighty
poor stick. in the United States who have
plenty of money-and nothing else!
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

The Society for Promoting Industrial
Villages is the name of recently in
corporated English association having
for its object the relief of the congested
districts in the large cities by removing
the surplus people into the country,
paying the cost of transportation and
providing means of employment. In
several cases small towns have been
started with these people. in which
weaving. dressmaking, candy manu-
featuring and the like are carried on,
and next spring market gardening will
be tired. Several very wealthy phi
laDthropists are at the head of the move
ment.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Chauncey NJ. Depew, New York politi-
clan, orator, wit, statesman and good tel
low, says that while in Ireland, he and his
friends saw boy whipping donkey. One
of the travelling party said: boy, stop
beating your brother" Quick as a flash
came the reply: Il won't father" Those
Irish boys are always loaded and 90 off
like flash, on occasion.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

1t is announced that Field-marshal Won
Motke has just published historical
sketch of Poland, in which he holds that
Poland might have continued free, had
she not clung TO sertdom. That is TO say,
those who wish to be free themselves must
make others free
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

A West Virginia paper has been urging
the establishment of new State of which
Pittsburg would be the natural center and
capital, out of eighteen counties in West
ern Pennsylvania, seventeen in Eastern
Ohio and eighteen in West Virginia; and
the papers in that part of the world are
discussing the project. They might as well
quit, however The Empire of Ohio doesn't
intend to be disintegated.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

The people of Columbus are getting
worked up into an extraordinary state OF
mind Even the Presbyterian elders are
beginning to think that the use of dyna-
mite is sometimes justifable. The Co
lumbus Dispatch poet is responsible for
this terrible state of things, and he should
hop off of the safety-valve at once.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

The Xenia Gazette says that, accord
ing to an exact mathematical calculation,
it will take President Cleveland three
years and eight months to reach the Nenia
postoffice provided he proceeds at his
present rate" tits beginning te be feared
by some feartully hungry Democrats in
Springfield that he will overlook our Uncle
Jimmy johnson, Senior, Esq, altogether!
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

The courtesy Of the following, from the
Cincinnati Enquirer, relating to the Sc
nior editor and proprietor of this paper,
is highly appreciated by his associate, and
by the members of the staff:
c, lionel Coates Kinney. editor Of the
Springfield Globe-Repub!ic, hiss been serious
ly i'll tor several weeks at his home in Xenia.
His many personal friends, aud the many
more who know him by his brilliant talents,
will be pained to learn that he is by no means
out of danger
We think We have now good reason to
hope that the Colonel is beyond the danger
line, and that he may be back with us in
a few weeks. at longest
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

The Columbus Dispatch has poem on,
Beyond the Alps lies Italy" Isn't this
taking mean advantage of the sweet
girl graduate" What will they have left
as a topic for their essays?
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

A Republican paper remarks that III
President Cleveland should rise above his
party high enough to reappsint Mr.. Pear
son as postmaster at New York, We do not
see why he should not retain great many
other good postmasters in various sections
of the country" Gen. Huidekooper, OF
Philadelphia for instance, who is model
officer.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Many Republicans in Cleveland think it
would be good thing to make General
James Barnett mayor of Cleveland. A
host of Republicans outside of Cleveland
think SO, too.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

DIR. Lamphere, of Saginaw, has a
COW which sports sixty well-deyeloped
horns, and the animal recently gave
birth to a calf which promises to be
quite as much of curiosity. the little
animals backbone showing indications
of turning out fully as many horns as
he motherpossesses- city (.Nich.) }
Tribune.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Now you think you see that Johnny
Mclean was left in the appointment of
Pendleton to the German mission, and
now you are afraid you don't see it. The
matter is rather mixed.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

In lecture delivered before the Elmira
Female College two years ago, Miss Cleve-
land preached the gospel of helpfulness.
She made new classification of mankind,
and divided them into boosters and the
boosted, saying that the boosters are the
more important and do the most good. J"
She didn't know at that time that her
brother, Grover, was to be boosted" into
the Presidency within two years
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Hendricks is president-and that is
all. He preside over Republican SEN
ate, and draws bis breath and his salary.
That is the whole story, in one chapter.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

1t will require $4,000 cattle to fill the
cans of cooked and pressed meats which
Armour & Co., of Chicago, have contracted
to send to the British army in the Soudan.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Nobody has heard from Col. Thomas
Ochiltree, of Texas, or Private Dalzell, of
Ohio, for several weeks, and yet nobody
appears to be So -fering.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Dorcas is periodical which should be
in the hands of every lady in the land who
has any taste FOR art decoration or fancy
work. The illustrations are excellent, and
the patterns selected with extreme good
taste, and written in SO plain and explicit
a manner that novice will find no trouble
in following them. Newsdealers and post
masters will take subscriptions or furnish
sample copies. Subscription price, 81 per
year. Send ten cents for sample COPY.
Address Dorcas, S72 Broadway, New York
Ctr
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Allen o. Myers is a powerfully infuen-
tial man. He procured Pendleton's ap-
pointment-by opposing it.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Pure water is one of the most effective
preventives OF cholera. This We have
from our water-works
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26
THURSDAY EVENING, MARCH 2t
rrY REPUBLIC4N TICKET.

CITY REPUBLIC4N TICKET.
For Mayor:
James P. Goodwin.
For City Solicitor:
Augustus n. Summers.
For City Marshal:
William II. Hughes.
For Street Commissioner:
E. A. Williams.
For Water Works Trustee:
Edward C. Gwyn.
TOWNSHIP RFPUBLICAR TICKET
For Trustees:
Joseph Harrison, Wm. H. Craig, John NJ Stewart.
For Justice of the Peace:
William A. Stout.
For Ccnsti bles:
Louis Browp hOmss J. Jewett.
Fcr clerk:
Isaa5 Kindle.
For Ireasurer:
William 5. Wilson.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

The Philadelphia colored people, acting
on the homeopathic principle that like
cures like, have established a roller-skat-
ing rink of their own, from which white
people are rigidly excluded Now, sup
pose some white person who has an exag-
gerated fondness for bruuettes, should
prosecute the managers, under the civil
rights law, for excluding him. It's a
poor mule that doesn't kick both ways
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26

Messrs. Funk and Wagnalls, 10 and u
Dey street, New York, will issue on the
day of the publication of the Revised Old
Testament, DR.. Chambers's Companion
Volume entitled. "The Companion to the
Revised Old Testament" showing what
changes were made by the revisers and
the reasons for making them. DR. Cham
bers was member of the Old Testament
revision committee. Those desiring the
work should notify the publishers imme-
diately by postal. Price 81.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26
NOTICE To EASTERN ADVERTISERS.

Mr.. II. C. SNYDER, % Park Row, New York, is
the GloBK-REPuBLIC's special representative, to
whom all Eastern advertising business, must be
referred.
Springfield globe-republic. (Springfield, Ohio) 1884-1887, 1885-03-26
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Rally once again
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
A CARD TO 7HE SICK.


Dr.. /. v. Weathers, teleeue physician.
DR.. l.. V. weathers Ia a regular grad
uate Of one OF the most reputable alo-
pathic schools on the continent but to-
day he CLEANS from all systems OF prac-
tioe, and adapts his treatment to the
various constitutions and temperaments
OF the human family. disoarding hurtful
remedies and accepting from all classes
the good. This Is the eclectic practice
of to-day. Dr. Weathers means to assail
no phhsiclan's practice, possessing a
first class diploma with nearly 20 years
successful practice, and feels that lie Is
qualified to practice that which he adj
vertises, Eclectic Medicine" Having
lef. lucrative practice to come to San
Antonio, and after nearly two years OF
practice here, treating pneumonia,
typho-malarial fevers, lux, measels,
scarlet fever and typhoid fevers, the pa
tients are all here and can speak Tor
themselves.
DR.. weathers, dear sir: desire to
thank you most cordially for the mira
culous and speedy relief you afforded
my child. She had been lingering for
some time with an aboess of the liver
and with its direful effects had reduced
her to skeleton. Indeed had almost
despared OF her recovery, for death
seemed her only relief had tried sew
eral reputable physicians, but to nc
good. | finally concluded / would trust
you In her care, and to my astonishmeni
the child is in a fair way to perfect health
m light say nearly well. | feel pro
oundly grateful and hope other suffer
ers may lind you. Again thanking you
for your successful treatment OF my
child, and wishing you, as you deserve
every success, remain yours most res
peotiully, l.. M.PuCKmDGE.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10

Is the test Of foriitude among the Indian
tribes. But we defy any Cherokee,
Sioux or ComanOhe to endure the twin
ges OF rheumatism without wincing.
These, indeed. are slight at first, but
grow in intensity until they become I'M
bearable. No malady is more obstinate
in lis maturity than that which gives
rise to them. The more need, then OF at
lacking it at the outset. Foremost
among remedies for 1t Is lIostetter's
Stomach Bitters. safer and infinitely
more effective than oolchicum, veratrum
and nux vomioa, all remedies which
might prove destructive of life In n
slightly excessive dose. Mineral depu-
rents, also. when not positively mischie-
vous, are far Inferior In remedial power
to this salutary botanic medicine. IL
entirely expels from the blood the acrid
impurities which originate the disease,
and enrich MS well M cleanse 1t. Con-
stipation, liver complaint, dyspepsia and
other ailments also give way to it.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
FOR SALE.

to,,,.roo,,, bo,,ec c,,,stio titcho, bou and
,ni"ries CORNER unk nnJ Twrifth stre"t
A wcll-conetructcd rock house. rooms ana
Kitchen, metal roof, Two galleries, stable nnd
cnrregc house, hydrant wntcr shade trees
mn tni uuneryi.n WY e9ay hoiiis ~ ~ k'vni
n ~ h.1 ~ "ii ~ viiu' H. "u'"''" S'''" ANU
hit"ln rHtN's'
a new pHtcnt Champion Mornings safe. "
inohes nogpi l.V, liieil.s nsieoi ~ io' y
e ,no nih s,J ',,,s' ,,,
T r,hI ti ~. I'M ttoi,. ~ III 2 w.
N'i We H"u Ut ''"l"i N""'s ~" "tut''
Lots !, z ana =, IN block y, suhiivlsinn ol
uI, ,i S,.y Wy 10 - u'a''V' w. ''b'
"n" o WHY unV"p'
Lots and Z, in block 20, corner lNvrr avenue
nnd Elizabeth street.
A dwelling house with two lots lO0xifn feet
east of Government hin. house p ioous, pnl
lory. shade troes etc. Price FlOO.
Two houses, framed. ccilod and weather
boarded, 2 galleries; Zach house contains %
rooms and Kitchen, grape vines, shui- trees
lots 5Ox2iO feet ON Cameron stree /; wiirscll nj
II bargain.
A cottage Of 4 rooms, nydrnni wutcr lot 20x
9varas' on san Marcos street. VIII sell cheap
A a,,o rcst,t,ucc c,r,,,r ,,.,,,,, % ,,ti si,tb
s,r,n ~ tram" hDilJIpe nrt,' ,oef y ,11,,'e
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
one Of Teller SCOTS Assets.

The following verses were written up
on piece OF paper which is said to have
been discovered In drawer OF the desk
used by Paying Teller Scott, OF the
Bank Of the Manhattan company. The
verses were found some days after Scott
ran away with 100000 OF the banks
money, but have never before been pub
lished:
ovrR Tlm LEFr!
Their deposits were left over night In
bank,
In n bank without whisper Of fault;
The amounts to their credit were placed
on the books
And were left over night In tho vault.
To their credit. say II, the hank was
locked tight.
Guarding thus against ilre and theft,
A patrol on the walk and new 'lectrio
light
Throwing beams to the right and the
left.
Just here the cashier he left over night,
Taking all but the house and the soil.
Ana the long and the short Of the story
Is this:-
Of"Lack" he was long; short oil.
A receiver was called, aud he looked
DER the wreck
And received those who called, thus
hereft.
Have YOU nothing left oyorY" they
timidly ask,
lie answers. ayes, over the left."
Emerson says he can discount the
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
FOR RENT.

Two small store rooms on East Houston
street, both for ~ per month.
Store house and one room. corner Alamo
plaza ana Crockett street, SO per month.
Throc rooms. No. 2G Avenue D. for si2 per
month
sovcn-room house. No 1902 North olive
street, at sl5 per month.
Thrccroum house on Brooks street, between
Olive and blackberry streets, 50 per month.
5ix-room house on Avenue c ut go por
month";
a large house, rOomG nicely furnished
throughout, ON Enst Houston street.
A room house. No 5Is North Flores street 4;
cars pass the dor. hydrant and well wntcr, mt
80 por month.
a fine, spacious n room house. two fine cool
vcrundns, basement with Kitchen ana wash
house; nnc central locationi rcnt very low to
"a desirable tenant.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10

All persons desiring TO purchase lands
In the Northern and Western counties
of Texas, win do well to apply to the
undersigned, a. he can furnish them
with tracts OF land from lot In town TO
u lIl.OOO acre tract In the country. Also
handles live stock. Correspondence so
Melted.
Loans for any amount negotiated NJ 10
per cent per annum on lands.
FRANK II. BAILEY,
II Real Estate Agent, Abilene, Tex.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
John II. BOLTON
DAN J. COTTON IL. BOLTON.
.srRICTLy BUSINESS"
COTTON & BOLTON,
AUCTIONEERS aa COMMISSION MERCHANTS
2, 4 and w. Houston ST, at Bridge.
SECONDHAND FURNITURE BOUGHT GED SOLD

o advantage purchasing asnelae call and a'Th
And SECOND HAND HOUSEHOLD GOODS
Prrr Suits BdRoom Sets DnigRoon Kitchen and Office FoT Co
Cooking Heating
hand o
Springs all descriptions;
mot Pistols Siop ant
fTts and other miscellaneous % mention; also Horses
Saddles BGqteh that wiH be sold at
prices Dahn The reach Of everybody
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
THE OLD RELIABLE

San Antonio Sanitary and Fertlifng Com
pany
Il fully prepared to clean vaults, privies,
oesspOols, and remove barrels by the
Odorless Exoavatlng Apparatus, dis
pensing with the old system. Office at
3il East Commerce street. Telephone
No. 300, or address, II. NJ. LASpAuKR,
Secretary. G-5-3m
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10

A surplus stock Of $4,000 worth OF
goods, consisting OF shoes, hats, cloth
Ing, notions. jewelry, cutlery, glassware,
crockery, stationary. Call and see our
bargains. NICHOLS Co.,
C-ii-lm 23s Commerce street.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10

TNpHoIU ueFFns IN InIecIOI MIN.
There was great alarm recently con-
corning the milk from some Of the dairy
districts in the State OF New York.
Milk cans had been returned without
washing, and In consequence there were
a number of cases Of low typhoid fever.
In each sHse the fever attacked the weak
and those whore constitutions were so
disordered ms not to be able to resist tho
disease. Enrich your blood and
strengthen your constitution with
Browns Iron Bitters. and you can resist
attacks which otherwise may prove fatal
1t cures dyspepsia, malaria, chills and
fcyers
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10

Fluffy Fedora, the latest bang; ele-
giant switches, wigs, ETC., In stock and
made to order at Miss O'Keetl's new
store, Commerce street, opposite Ex-
press office. T-3-lm
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
LOANS NEGOTIATED.
In sums to suit borrowers on approved Sc
ourites.
PURCHASING AGENCY.

We have opened. for the benefit Of people
living distant from the city, a GENERAL
PURCHASING AND COMMISSION BUSl-
MESS, aud will promptly OIL all orders for any
YOU the cost of travel and ut the same time
giving you the advantage of buying at tho
lowest market prices, our arrangements with
the wholesale houses being such that they Will
may our commissions, not the buyer, thus Civ
lup you the same advantages rs If you were
here In person. If you wish to purchase
Dress Goods, Clothing, Hats, Millinery, or
Crockcry, Glassware, Boots, Shoes, or Hard
ware, plenec write us for prices, rates OF
freight etc. We will chccrfully give any In
formation desired.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
HEALTH is WEALTH.

DR.. Il. G. Vests Nerve and Drain Treatment,
. guaranteed specific for Hysteria, pizziness,
ache, Nervous Prostitution caused by the use
Of alcohol or tobacco, wakefulness, Mental
In insanity and leading to misery, decay and
death, Premature Old Age, Barrcnness. Loss
VI Power In either sex, Involuntary Losses and
spermatorrtua caused by over-exortion Of
The brain, self-abuse or over-.ndulgence. Eaoh
box contains one months treatment. 81 % =
box, or sixboxes for So 90, sent by mail ~ >
paid on receipt OF price.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10
PROPERTY WANTED.
MONEY WANTED.
On tho best real estate securities.

Twenty acres of and ON the san Antonio
river, not over or bmilos from city limits.
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10

Emerson says he can discount the
town on prices 7-S-u
The San Antonio light. (San Antonio, Tex.) 1883-1886, 1885-07-10

TO cure any case. With each ordor received
by US for six boxes, accompanied with eb %
we Will send the purchaser our written guar
antee 70 refund the money II the treatment
by JOHN q. WEST = Co..
vda W. Madison 81 ChicaR0 III