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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-29

u uNiTEp STATES MAIL ssTTIEAAS MEdRSs,
Leaving Pier 80. y. H.. foot of Glns-st.
N9Ssi Tuesday May II 81 ~
W1t fe sss'' June 3 7s0 m
ob 70 nrsa s $40 and spop
Intermediate s35 steerage at low rates, ro,, co
OFFICE No. 20 BROADWAY. GUION Co
HAMBURG AMERICAN IS. cos LINE for
1PLYM0UTy Londonl. cherpourg Paris and Hamburg
LE9sI NG..~April 80, D. m MIEI;A D. May IiU5Ia III
Frs cabin At Saloon 800 Forward saloon
so az &C. S SR5 e9ee SIS trip a.
prices send for i" tourist Gazette" - ,,cu,,D.co
CEN AIS 81 brond Isl n Y Gen. PAS Hsts 5BwSy Ny
JNMAN LINE OF STEAMERS,
FOR QUEENSTOWN ANp I, LLyER POO 20 n m
eITY q GiIIS T 5%n.Sy Kay m
ciTY ii RicqMQND Thur sday: May a. u a m
ci From H Fc 4 5S Norih river c&BIS i&sAG sS
a mediate $50 srEERGGE SIS
&c apply 20 the dNMAM CO.
Phlaie phia Oidce. 40 lJj South lthst
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD IS. co.
~ YrwYofTko s9d E2GTHE T9 AND TBEMEv
ed Ay go ann RqH LHA Ned MAY nSsyi S m
o F o sH 90 M NJ sS 's seccn %
Cabin. $50 80 ON older Steamers First Cabin 500
OELRICHS ~ co. No. Bowling Green
DACIFIC NAIL STEAMSHIP COMPANY'S
TAPtE CHINA NEWZEAIAND, AUSTRALIA, CEN
TRIAL AM SOUTH AMERICA AND MEXICO
From New. YORK. pier foot Canal-st v Il
For Francisco. via the lSthInus OF Panama
CIVN sails saturday. ..
Central and SOU tn America and Mexico
From san Francisco LIST and irannan SITS.
For Japan ana China
ARABIC sails SatuTdly Nay 2. D m
AUSTRALIA sails saturday May ., m.
arrival or London mails az san FRANCISCO
freight passage and general Information apply NJ COM
pnnys Office on the picr foot CanalsiY y R.,,
If. j. BULLAY, superintendent
'I'IE U. 5. AND BRAZIL MAIL IS. co.
American passenger line st. Thomas Barbados Para,
M1rauhlu. PcInamhuc0 Bahia AMI Rio dc JanerO.
AbVANCs, Wedncs lay, june 10 Robert stores
FINANCE. riliay July ~ BROOKLYN.
From Sowrort Ne,ss, third succeeding at
PAUL r. GERHARD x Co. General Agents ~ Br0adst
DED STAR LINE.-FOr Antwerp and Paris.
IL sailing from NewYork ami Antwerp every saturday.
NIl MA Siy q - d ui
MOOR LAND. ~atufdai. Nays I:DO D. III
saloon $40 500 10 to Sl6O Second CABIN.
$50; excursion. $40; ster rage At lowest rates -,
WHITE STAR LINE-MAURY ROUTE. =,
w UNITED STATES AND ROYAL MAIL STEAM
Frs FOR QUEEN TOWN AN ID LIVERPOOL.
BRIIANN1C. capt Perry .- saturday May = $50 a. m
REPUBLIC. cant irving saturday May = l2;5Op IN
GEKWANIA can't. Kennedy ....-Satuttay May TO- 4 IN
Saturday. May -,
From IS bite star Dock. foot OF Vest lOthst
RATES saloon. $50. $50 and 500. feurn tickets on
favorable Storage at low rates. intermediate lAdr
ony $50 For inspection OF and Otlet infornI
ton apply the companys Offices No. 80 broadway, new
YORK. H. J. COKrIS, Agent
STUART & TOBEY. 4O6 Walnut-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-29

CENTRAL RAILROAD co OF NEw-J JERSEY,
NEw.YoRK April :, 1885 }
NOTICE is hereby given that the annual
IN meeting of the stockholders Of THE CENTRAL RAIL
ROAD COMPANY OF NEW RS ~, 10 elect nine drec-
tors 10 for the year next ensuing VIII DC hed ~ te
Office OF company Jersey CITY beiween the hours OF
IL o'clock III. and o'clock p m. OF FRIDAY, MAY THE
STH, next .
The transfer will be closed from Friday the 18th in
~ SAMUEL KNOX. Secretary.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-29

IRHIGH AND WILKRsBARRR COAL 20,
16O BROADWAY. NEw- YORK, April ~. 1857
NOTICE is hereby given, that the seventy
~ four 7 Sterling Mortgage Bonds Of this company for
The fourth day Of February last VIII De
paid maturing coupons and after the rst day Oh
Nav prOximO ch all interest thereon will cease
Bonds numbered follows will be paid al the oce OF the
in f1f ffv.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

For good trunk, I'D Elm street.

For good trunk, 10 Elm street.
For a fine valise, To Elm street.
New cod FISH, At Bouchs's, S2s Main
street.
Telephone Smith Il Hall for your in
surance.
New white fish, at A. +. Bouohs's, s2s
Main street.
For good trunk or valise, call at the
trunk factory, 10 Elm street.
Just receiyee, u lot OF horse-raaish In
root, at A. +. Bouche, the grocer.
Horse radish and everything Ia the
grocery line you want at Bouche's,
Smith q Hall will insure farmhouse
on the installment plan, Call and Sc
them,
All pimples, eruptions, moth patches,
are removed by Giles Pills. Sold bv
druggists.
Bouche, the Main street grocer, keeps
everything in the grocery line. Teie-
phone him.
WHAT an ugly Taco whom YOU took
siokenins pills. Baiiey's Saline Aperl.
eut ~ netter
"Hackmetack," a lasting and irAgrRy
perfume. Price % and 50 cents. Sold b.
J. NJ. House.
Pixies Toothache Drops cure In ona
minute. German Corn Remover kills
corns and bunions.
Shiloh's cure will immediately relleye
Group, whooping cough and bronchitis
Sold by j. Nj. House.
Telephone or leave your orders n,
Hamilton Il Young's, and have your
window glass put in.
Paints, ready mixed, so that any ont
can use them; artist materials, oils, etc.
at Hamilton X Young's.
| A nasal injector free with each bottl,
OF Shiloh's eatarrh Remedy, Price h
cents Sold by j. NJ. House,
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy positiy,
cure for cstarrh, diphtheris aud capkel
mouth. Sold bv j. N. Hou2e.
Immense stock of wall paper, tho lat
est designs and colors, are being re-
'n'vea bv Hamilton \ Honnv.
Messrs. +. NJ. Clover & Co., druggists
nj III Elm street, make speciality o
prescriptions and family recipes,
Shiloh's Cough and Consumption Chr,
In sold by us on q guarantee, IL cure
CONSUMPTION. Sold by J. M, House,
Why will you cough whom shiloh,
ure viii give immediate relief, Prlol
O'bo and 81 Sold by J. M. House,
Are you made miserable by ind,ge,
lion, constipation, dizziness, loss of m
petite, yellow skim Shlloh's Vitailzar 4
positive cure. Sold bv J. M. House.
Shiloh's Vitalizer is what You need To-
consumption, loss of appetite. dizziness
and all symptoms of dyspepsia pric,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12
PREVENTIVE OF IYPHo-MALA
RIAL
Fever and Cure for Rheumatism at Las
Discovered, by the Firm of
q CoTtIandt street, New Yor

DicoNered, by the Firm OF
Hughes Bros, manufacturing chem
lists oi Dallas Texas. This euterprising
firm have, for the last five years been
engaged in the manufacture of baking
powders, wines, cider, vinegar ,Vc. Or.
+. Il, Hughes, who proSides over their
laboratory has for the last forty years
been engaged in the study and practice
of medicine aud chemistry. They also
have In their laboratory Prof George A.
Calhoun, who has Tor many wears been
q teacher OF chemistry, also Mr.. j. Price
Warrick, n graduate of chemistry in
the university of Philadelphia,
These gentlemen In manufAct-
uriug the various articles al
ready mentioned, have found Ii neces-
Sary To combat excessive Denominations,
whether vinous, aCetCus or alcoholic,
which have ever stood in the way of
successfully manufacturing inc, vine
gar aud alcohol In our southern climate.
Their experiments have resulted i'm the
discovery of AN agent which completely
ohviates this difficulty. This agent is
the extract of the bark Of n tree indigo
nous tn the state of Texas. Carrying
their experiments still further, they
have ascertained that this same extract
rs completely controls tho only remain.
ing fermentation known 10 the arts and
sciencies, viz: Blood fermentation.
which Is the cause of fevers as well as of
rheumatism. This agent they have
combined with the extracts of ginger
ano lemon, thereby rendering It a most
ellicaci0us as well ~ delightful and
palatOhle beverage. 1t is not only one
OF the hest OF tones in It's effects, but the
use OF II etiectually prevents typho.
maarlal foyer. At the same time 10 is
~ sure cure for rheumatism. Or.
lugnes Extract OF Lennon and Ginger
and can be found ut all first class drug
ami grocery stores.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Tho Colonnade Hotel, Denison, Texas.
Mr. j. II. Brown, formerly OF Bukley
house, sherman, has taken charge OF
this house with the view of making 1t
second To none in The state. 1t is the
most comfortable and elegantly fur
nished hotel in the city, and is situated
in the central part convenient to bust.
ness, Mr.. Writ Brown, his efficient
clerk, has charge of the office, where the
closest attention will be given to the
wants and comforts OF the guests.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12
Tho Fire NJ RcInhnrdt,s.

h9s considerably damaged Bauman,s
STOCK IN the wholesale department,
away prices, This Is good chanee for
every body TO buy cheap plumes, tins.
feathers, pushes, hats, velyets,
ribbons, silks, satins, velyeteens'
iaces, dress buttons, hair goods, rush
ing and many other goods Tor ladies',
wear Ladies' should 70 early 10 avoid
the rush at Il. Bauman's, 7O6 Elm
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Ladies should reflect well before us
ing any preparation that is applied to so
delicate surface as the skin. Any
cosmetic will al first impart a heautify-
ing effect and not apparently injure the
SKIN, but In very short time little
blotches and disculOratiuns appear on
the face which conclusively show the
poisonous drugs in their composition.
IL can loo safely said that moro than two
thirds of the face powders contain these
Injurious ingredients. PezZoni's medi-
Gated complexion powder is not only
absolutely free from all deleterious mat
ter, but its principal ingredient is an
active curative for all diseases of the
SKIM, 1t has stood the test of years.
Sold by all druggists.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Philip Philips, the singing pilgrim,
will give one OF his grand entertain.
ments, ga Tour Round the World in 8
Chariot of Song" with illustrations, at
the hall over Crowdus a. Crowdus
Wholesale drug house, Main street, on
the evenings of Wednesday and Thurs
day, the 18th and 18th of February
Tickets for sale at the drug stores of DR.
j. l.. Williams, DR.. w. II. Howell, and
also at the Public Library.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12
ENen Sn.

"EXcuse me; I'll detain you but few
moments to tell you where to go when
you are thirsty, or lain would smoke a
fine cigar. Go to the Merchants Elk
change saloon, which is presided over
by Messrs. g. A. Roth & Co., who, as
concoctors OF drinks, have no eQuNls.
Hold yet moment. The bar is hand
ssomely-htted mp, and is stocked with fine
liquors, the best brands of cigars and
quiet, cosy rooms where one can drink,
smoke and, perchance, indulge in a
game OF dominoes awaits you. 1t is
situated in the basement OF the Mer-
chants exchange building,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

hlneihiliNN
Tue HERALD has often stated that lib
eral advertisers were liberal to their
customers, and here Is proof. j. II. Web
s,erthe p m street photographer makes
we following liberal offer Tor the next
Lhlrty uays to families or clubs of four
having thelr photographs taken: Only
enne, WIZ oe charged for, making the
anu quality iirstclass. Spring time IL
coming. Take your babies To Webster.
~ he never fails to photograph them
sions. NP'0S-
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Wewill make, from this date until the
~ OF March next, our best shirts for
~ and second best for sl5 per dozen.
we guarantee a fit and satisfaction,
NOW u the time TO have your shirts
maue II you need any for the summer.
We talher divide our profits with
our customers than tn lay OF our labor.
vi rbense send us your orders and
oblige, VeryArespecifully
G,IyEn RIMS
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Corner Main and Field streets and
Elm and Ervay streets, Dallas. We So
lett tho public patronage, not on the
strength of elegant clerks, illuminated
by electric glare, hut by tending to our
Rocallon Individually and giving it our
constant personal attention. Prescrip
ton and chemical department A sne-
cialty. r.. II. EisnNLoHR,
AUGUST SCHNEIDRR,
G.. A. EISENLouR,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

The gentleman who desires drink Of
something tine, that will rejuvenate
without producing any bad effect, o
cigar, or Il may be to indulge in n quiet
game of billiards or pool, and wfthal
courteous treatment, will find the same
at the Turf saloon, opposite Oliver q
Grigg's bank. Ellie Thompson, pro-
prietOr.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

we have mapped the city in4 g.
parts aud assigned one solicitor w nVe
livery wagon to each route. anu ue-
swolic,t1r on you route take w. a 49, our
GU VIII get low prices, be- u, ytners,
Boous and prompt deliver,os i'ai''y Vi
" AND 4 Bro,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

In sympathy
With hard times we have reduced
prices on Wall Paper, Window Glass,
Paints and Artist Ma terials, Picture
Frames, etc,
HAMILTON & YOUNG,
S2R Elm street,
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Geo. Rick, the Elm street furniture
dealer, is selling chairs, dining-room
furniture IN quality and price 10 suit
everyone.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Smith Il Hall are representing Sun
Fire Otlice, of London, transatlantic,
Fireman's Fund, Oakland Home, West.
ern Fire and Marine Insurance com.
pany, of California and east Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

+. NJ. Glover & Co., Of Ill Elm street,
have the most elegant drug store Ia the
city. Give them u call aud you will re.
ceive y cordial welcome.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Telephone or send us your orders.
You will get the lowest market figures,
best quality of goods and prompt de,
liveries.
G. l.. MoMANp & BRO,
Grocers.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

fure ana unooiored anu guaranteed
unadulterated May Blossom Tea at 81
centsA pound In one pound packages nj
Bou9hes'. S2S Main street.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

>, Elegant large Uhromos, including
Fruit Pieces, Landscape and Marine
Views, at rs C. TO 81 each ut
HAMII TON Il YoUNa's,
GA Elm straet
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12
Notice to Commerclnl rrnr.,sr.

THOSE visiting Pilot Point should ston
AZ the Harris House which has lust been
completed, where tho best accommoda.
Ilon ana table supplied with every deli
cacy the market affords.
Il. X. HARRIS, proprietor 81
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Giles Pills are safe, prompt and re.
liable. Contain no mercury, purely veg.
etable; and relieve without pain. Sold
by druggists.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

#. M. Clover Il Co., druggists, I'll Elm
street, carry a fun line of hne chemicals,
patent medicines, drugs, perfum.
cry and toilet articles.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12
The j. d. Watkins Land Mortgage Co
MAKE
LOANS ON LAND

For Long Time at Reasonable Rates.
OFFICE; OVER OLIVER Il dRIGGs' BANK,
For particulars, call on or address
j. u. WATKINS L.. NJ. CO.,
Dallas, Texas.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Inc Rev. George II. Thayer, OF Bour-
pcn, Indiana, says: "Both myself and
wile owe our liyee 10 Shiloh's Consump.
aon Curs" Sold by ]. N. House
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12
THE CITY.
THE TEXAS LAND = MORTGAGE {

THE TEXAS LAND l. MORTGAGE co,
LOANS MONEY ON
Real Estate and good Collateral Secur-
ity on long and short time and reasona.
BILE rates of interest, Vendors lien
notes are also bought or loaned on, and
arrangements can be made to repay
loans by installments.
G. L. WELLESLEY,
General Manager.
Offices In Merchants Exchange, Dallas,
Texas
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

Group, whooping cough and bronchitis
summediateiy relieved by shiloh's Cure.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-12

dong painting n sn the, The fort, and is
cheaper than evsr,sIS L Pspe s,r hanging
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31
WIT AND HUmOR.
Funny Items Gathered From various Sour
oes.
ALL HASH 10 HIN.
Boston Record

Boston Record.
The daughter Of a Boston merchant
Of great wealth, wide mercantile COnnec-
tons and bOundless hospitality was late
~ married. The western agent of the
merchant happened to be In town, and.
as the proud fater was inviting about ev-
erybody to his daughters wedding, he
invited the Westerner too.
The Westerner came. He was uneasy
and shifted about from place to place in
the house as if heWere hunting for spots
that fitted him better than those he had
been in. He put his hands nonchalantly
on Things and took them of again sud
denly, as if he found them hot, and
grinned Familiarity at people he had
never seen before, and then suddenly
drew his features back with a CHASTITY
solemnity. 1t seemed to be an occasion
Of great and overwhelming novelty to
him.
When the refreshments came around
he was inclined to fight shy Of pretty
nearly everything. 1t was as if he pro
posed to take on a little Boston formal
ity, now that he was in Boston, and re-
quire an introduction to every dish
His host saw that he wasn't eating much
and came around to see about it.
why, you aren't eating anything, Mr..
West" said he. Cant I help you to
BOmSLnlugl''
"No, thank you, said the westerner,
Il amt very hungry tonight. I reckon
| I've eat enough"
Just then waiter came along with
some croquettes.
'Mr. West, take one of these croquettes'
L think you'll like them; take one, take
one"
The westerner took one. He punched
it with his fork, laid IL open q bit, and
| examined it critically. Then he tasted
it and exclaimed:
"Gosbl Hashl"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31
About Babies.
Philadelphia Times.

Philadelphia Times.
Modified Mother Hubbards continue
to be the most popular form of baby
dress.
1t is said that the only way to break a
baby Of sucking its thumb is to give it q
doll.
At the sick diet kitchens lots Of suita-
bic food is distributed to poor families in
the city.
Among very rich Philadelphians baby
christening robes are made entirely Of
the finest lace.
The crop Of colOred babies in the south
continues to be almost as large as it was
In the years before the war.
Babies long clothes are now done
away with altogether and they are al
lowed to kick their little legs around IN
inCumbered.
Music dealers say that they sell more
copies of baby songs. such as Peek a.
Boo, than they do Of the most classical
compositions.
The toy counters In the big stores are
beginning TO pile Up with lots Of things
from the WOndeTlands abroad which viii
delight the babies about Christmas time
Partly owing to the number of agencies
for getting the little ones out of the city
the infsntile mortality In Philadelphia
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31
DRAWING THE LINE.
New York Sun

New York Sun.
1t was a Nebraska jail, saloon,and real
estate agency combined. The sheriff
came out to welcome the traveller, and
he seemed to be a very nice sort of a
man.
Things isn't just as I'd want 'em, you
know he apOlOgically observed, "but this
is a new country, and we can't have
everything at once. Make yourself at
home while the old woman cooks din
ner."
While waiting for the promised meal
one of the five or six men lOunging
around the place entered the room and
asked the traveller for a chew of tobacco.
"Jim, you mustn't do it-yOu really
mustn't" said the landlord. al want to
do what's right and fair, but must draw
the line somewhere. You Jail birds must
not try to put yourselves on an equality
with the guests of my hotel"
"a jail bird, did you say2" queried the
traveller, as jim withdrew.
Yes. He's IN for two months. All
that crowd out there are in jail"
But where's the iail2"
Right here. Taln't no silver plated
palace, I'll admit, but it's the best the
county can afford"
where do you lock 'em up?''
Nowhere. There isn't lock on any
door"
of?''
Nothing in partickler. Reckon they'll
all clear out as soon as the grub gifts poor
and begin to water the whisky"
"And you won't try to stop emp
30 no. Pm willing to be sheriff and
jailOr, and I want to see the county git
along, but they mustn't put too many
burdens on me"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31
ADeaa Husbana's wish Fulhned.

Elder David LipscOmb and W. 81.
T1mmOns have Just returned from Louis
vile, where they went to attend to the
transfer of eight 81 900 United States
bonds to the flaming Orphan school. il
was the gift of EIrs. Nettie p. Fraim, Of
Monroe county, Kentucky. The munif-
cence Of the gift consists Ia the fact that
though a comparatively young woman
she gave over hrlf her possessions. The
circumstances are: Her husband, the late
John M. Fraim, Willed an amount Of his
property for an orphan school The
courts, on accounted indefteness, set the
viii aside and ordered its distribution
among the heirs. His widow rssolutely
refuses to use a dollar Of this sum for
her own benefit, but has transferred the
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31
SIZE WAS FIeURING

New York Star.
81 see, she said, as she laid down the
paper, chat they have now invented a
cannon which viii carry q two hundred
pound ball thirteen miles"
"UmW gToWled the old man, as he
spat six feet and missed the cuspidor.
How long do you suppose the ball
would be In travelling a miller" she con-
tinued.
Dunno % he growled.
"DO you weigh about two hundred?"
she persisted.
See herel' he grunted, 'what has a
cannon and thirteen miles and two hun
dred pounds got to do with us?'
"Oh, nothing, nothing" she humbly
responded. "Only you know, was won
dering how long it would take you to get
home after the lodge if you were fred
from that cannon F'
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31
DIDN'T WANT HIS HOUSE PAINTED.

Atlanta Constitution.
There are two brothers who live in
Atlanta whose residences are opposite
one another on the same street. One
decided a day or two ago to have his
house painted, and closed q contract
with painter who was to do the work
last Saturday, and as he was anxious to
be paid for the job that night the gentle
man agreed to accommodate him.
The painter with a large force went to
work with zeal, and shortly after noon
notified the gentleman at his place of
business that the work was done. He
was promptly paid, and the gentleman
soon went out to see his newly decorat-
ed house. Imagine his CONSERVATION on
arriving on the ground to find his house
untouched, while that of his brother,
Just across the way, shone like a new cir
Gus poster, with its gorgeous trimmings
and fringes. The painter had mistaken
the house. The lucky brother now re-
fuses to pay, Gas he did not want his
house painted anyway" the unlucky
brother is on the war path and the pain
ter has gone to the tropics to pass the
severe months of the winter.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31
rHE EDIroR vs. coNsIDERArR.
York Mail and Express.


He walked into the sanctum with a
sort of got-my- diploma-right-in-m peck
ct look on his countenance, and, draw
ing near to the editors desk, inquired:
"Can 1 see the editOr?"
Eyes. What do you Want2"
Il would like to write for your paper"
whats your name2"
"John Adams"
"And You'd like to write for cur paper?"
Eyes, sir, if you please"
"Got q pencii?'
eyes, sir?"
"Well, just write your name and ad-
dress, and I'il see that it's sent to you.
Save you all the trouble of writing for it,
you know. Good morning"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1885-10-31

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