The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1885-05-28
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vii spare no pains 10 pull teeth sell Y
,bs man 10 keep svsy fro0.
The coat tail hirtasien 10 tho lsstest
A snaklsd cost tail. bearing tho dusty
To- MARKS. msass. Il hsss spoken 10 your
father"
IA good rsme "a better than tons Of gold.
ssys Cevysstes. We don't know shout
that We have never had more than one
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"A bright story 10 grammar il told Of .
li.lls school girl. ''Qsssrsi." she pared.
"s plursl' "Wbyr Because wby.
Il tAksa ssO q pAks one.
-rDsmoerslie plumbers are now lock
ing srou0d for leats IN rspublican gov
ernaens pipes. II they And any they
vii charge high for repairs,
Eli . man csuld only ssich Ash ~
easily ~ We can lie about III" lsments
Texas editor. He could il he only under
stood fishing - well Is be docs lying.
School Teacher Goa stupid and fat
boyl you are better fed than taught, or
slss | am mistaken. Stupid bcy--Yes, !
". csussI iced myself and you teach mol
DIR. Burchard asked on . recent Sun
day: why am not in heaven" One
rsaSon is because during the past few
weeks ho has been headed in an opposite
dirssiion.
Il young man gszed at his mother.in-
hw's two trunks In the ball. and remark
ID ''She has brought her clothes to Wis
it-would that she had brought her visit
10 close
"A new song called "The Coming
Step" The coming step is probably that
Of the old man. and il you are prudent
young man mako your eritvia the window
and over the garden wall.
some one saga "You can tell when IL
10 noontims BY looking in cats eyes. I.
Certainly all Jon have to do ia to hold
The cat. look directly into iis eyes and
vsi. for the clock 70 strike IL.
Say. Sam. did you see dc man about
u oase," "Ohl yes. seed him. and
hSpib me d. refusal Of dc house. How
long dill he glib ms do refusal Of hit'"
"Foreber He refused TO hab anything TO
do With me,
A Southern waiter told Boston man
81 hoisl that 10 Eastern Texas white
man had married negro woman. "Was
he not deridsdi" asked tho Bostonisn,
HE vas, sab. Dsy rded him out Of town
on rail.
IL farmer and his vile went into
dsptist's How mush do you charge for
6lling teeth asked the farmer. '.Frsm
e2to S. "Aud for pulling'' Fifty
cenis." "MAriar." he said. you'd better
GET il pulled"
--"Belmont. n H.. boasts OF woman
who goes out and chops wood With her
husband. I" II 10 quite a common thing
for woman TO mop the floor with their
husbands. but 70 never heard Of chop
ping wood sith them.
--Out 10 the boundless West, when
youag fellow gets married. the first thing
he receives is srrensde from the local
band This generally recouciles him to
any sort OF treatment and he settles down
and i happy afterward.
-Ths ~histey producers have combin.
I'd 10 reduce production 10 about one
NTH their running capacity. Nov II the
would cont ine 10 rednce con-
sumption. lots OF good corn would be
saved 10 mako brad Of.
--Mssk Twain offered 10 reduce his
prisr fqr : reading q vsssar college from
500 ~ any cents. Tue girls held meet.
ips figured up bow much gum Git, cents
~ould bay. and concluded they wond get
along without the reading.
"A Southern woman boasts that she
hes still 10 use rolling pin boush, when
she Vas married, sizty-one years ago.
Nothing like having tried aud irusty
weapon about the house 10 keep hus-
band in docile working order.
The most polished man in Lopdon
lust nov Il merchant whose wife under
lock 10 battle him oil over with balsam for
After the job WAS done. abe
looked At Tho label o. tho bottle and found |
1 vss furniture polish shs had been usinG. |
AT rsosat 6ssdsy. school meeting IN |
Chicago laeg vindsd slsrsymaa con-
,ansd TOO lstsh 81 ~ tins With uordy |
address. Whsa - 81 dovs. tbs leader |
n The ms@aise Snviitinsly announced
he hymn ba0issing, 'Halleluiah. 'tis
aopsl"
--Tso voa3a vho inbsbit street IL
he neishbsshood q SAIsmaskst vess hAv-