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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

fangler had been secreted in his remotest
recesses, the customer fumbed among his
keys and laid something on the counter.
AS he did so he said:
Great Scott! Just look at that now"
II see It," said the bar-keeper, scornfully
regarding the alleged dime.
VIts suspender button. What of it?"
"Why, didn't look at II, you know. ]
just felt in my pocket, and Pm blamed If |
didn't think 1t was dime. Ahcm! sup
pose you'll have to put II on the ice until
tomorrow. I'll drop In and fix it."
"Oh, of course you WILL Take this and
fix II now." And the cocktail-dispenser
handed-Over a needle and thread -
whats that for?"
why, for you to sew that button on
with, right now You may make the sanre
mistake somewhere else sew her Oh
strong."-DehOit Free Press.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
Marrow Esoape.

RocuEsrER, Juno ], 1889. .Ten
Years ago was attacked with the most
Intonsc and deathly pains In my 6eck % and
Extending to the end Of my toes and to
my brain! - j
From agonylili
at .ook three men to hold me on my bed
at tlmesl
"The Doctors tried In vain to relieve mo,
but to no purpose.
Morphine and other Optdtesf
Had no effectl
"After two months was given up to
"When my wife
heard a neighbor tell what Hop Bltters had
done for her, she at once got and gave me
some. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to go hunting through my system
for the pain.
The second dose cased mo so much that
slopt two hours, something had not done for
two months. Before had used five bottles I
was well and Mt work ms hard rs any man could,
forever throo weeks; but worked too hard for
my strength and taking u hard cold Twas tax.
en with the most acute and painful rheumatism
nll through my system that over was known:
oas tS thS s doctors @ ag au no fr
life, as they said. met u friend and told him
my, case, and he snid Hop Btters had cured him
and would cure me. l poohed at him, but ho
was so earnest was induced TO use them again.
In less than four weeks | threw away my
crutchcs and went to work lightly and kept on
using the btters for nvc weeks, until became
rs we'll us any man living, and have been so
for six years since
1t has also cured my wife, who had been
sick for years, and has kept her and my
children well and healthy with from two TO
three bottles per year. There is no need to
be sick at all If these bitters are used.
J. j. BERK, Ex-Supervisor.
uJ,a4 ...... t,,,,oii.I ,,ic,. C;,tnr Nfothn,
"Or daughtcr!lll
"Can be made the picture of health!
"with few bottles of Hop Bittersl
VIII vOiL let them SuTer!!!p'
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

"Dat's hit. OATS dc reason Use kickin'.
Use a sort of molOncholy pusson my own
self, an Tse wah' in mo'nin yit foh my
husban' dat's only bin in de grabe seven
months. Jis as gifts to feelin' bad, and
mon'in oper my ole man, dat ole banjo III
start up, an feels mo- like dancin', an
does like mo'nin Sides dat what'll folks
tkink goh long pas Widdah Genslng's
house to yeah dat banjo, and him a-singin';
wait Till de Crowd Goes by, Gentle An
nyp "-PtiSbttrgh Dispatch.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
Far Fetched But Good.

A Tennessee young man recently sent a
feryent note to his girl, asking her to elope.
The old man, however, guarded her SO
carefully that she was unable to do so But
she managed 10 send him nice musk
inolanl Tho ,'eantelnpep told him Just
h0W matters hloQdI-N u Tribune,
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
Anchorlng a Button.

lie drifted into sample saloon the other
day, wiped his forehead, felt around in his
pocket, and said, with pleasant smile:
swell, as it seems have just one ten
cent piece left to-day, I'll take drink"
When the four fingers of Antioch nerve
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

"THAT Miss Jones is anice-looking girl,
sn't she?"
eyes, and she'd be the belle of the town
# ii wasn't for one thing"
"What's that?"
"She has catarrh so baG it is unpleasant
10 be near her. She has tried dozen
things and nothing helps her. l am sorry,
for / like her, but that doesn't make it any
less disagreeable for one to be around her."
Now il she had used DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy, there would have been nothing of
the kind said, forit will cure catarrh every
time.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

Nervous debility, premature
decline of power in either sex, speedily
and permanently cured. Large book. three
letter stamps. Consultation free. Worlds
Dispensary Medical Ass'on, Buffalo, N. Y.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
mHow,s Your I.ixer7D
In tho comic opera Of "The Milado" his
imperial highness says;

+ SHOWS Your Livorf"
In tho comic opera of "The Milsado" his
imperial highness says;
To make, to some extent
Each owl Liver
A running river
OF harmless morrment"
A nobler task than making evil livers,
rivers OF harmless merriment no person,
king or layman, could take upon himself.
Tho liver among the ancients was consid-
erod the source of oil mans evil impulses
and the chances are ten to one to day that
IL ones liver is in an ugly condition OF dis
content, someone's head will be mashed
before night
"How's your liverW is equivalent to the
inquiry: Are you bear or an angel to-
day?
Nine-tenths of the "pure- -cussedness,u
the actions for divorce, tho curtain lect-
ures, the family rows, not to speak of MUIR
ders, crimes and other calamities are
prompted by the irritating effect of the in
activity of Che liver upon the brain. Foth-
ergill, the great specialist, says this, and
he knows. He also knows that to prevent
such catastrophies nothing equals Warm
sr's safe cure renowned throughout the
world, as a maker of
"Each evil Liver
running river "H'
Of harmless merriment"
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

PIKE's TOoTHAcHE DROPS cure In minute a25o,
1lena's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. 25e
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns BunioDA.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
Prosecute the s,Uindfers y!y

II when you call for Hop Btters the druggist hands
out anything bpt "Hop BHets' with green cluster
of Hops on white label shun that druggist az you
would viper; and II he has taken your money for
bogus stuff indict him for the fraud and sue him for
damages for tho swndlc and we Will reward you
literally for the conviction.
See U. $. Court injunction against c. ID. Warner.
Reading Mich. and all his statesmen and agents.
Druggists, and other imitat9rs, take Warming;
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
, TuAr Miss Jones Is a nice. LOOKING Girl,

You can not call a sailor slugger be-
cause he boxes the compass.-OH City
DERRICK
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
SWEET ANNE.

A Jewel rare are you, dear Anne,
But can you use u frying PAM
Or get IL meal for hungry man2
o. l will wed you IL you can,
Sweet Anne!
Your dainty fingers WELD n fan, ~
But can you wash n pot or pan?
Sweep, bake and brew? o, If they can
am, in truth the very man,
Sweet Anne!
You work in Kensngton, fair Anne,
Play, sing and dance, but If you can
Well mend my pants none other than
Myself can worship like this man,
Sweet Anne!
-Tifr
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

THE trapper's motto-bear and fur-bear.
The Judge.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

FARMERS always work on sharas-
plough shares.-N Y. Tribune.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

ST SECOND the notion" said the smallest
hand on the watch
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ing tho World'
will be reminder of personal liberty for
ages to come. On just as sure founda-
tion has DR.. Pierce's "Golden Medical Dis
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through the cycles of time as a monument
who by its use have been relieved from
consumption, consumptive night-sweats,
bronchitis, coughs, splitting of blood, weak
lungs, and other throat and lung affections.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
A Clear Skin

is only a part of beauty;
but it is a part. Every lady
may have it; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beauties.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
Rs X. CABLE,
President and General Manager, Chicago.
CA 7 ARRH
SUMME ER
COLDS I'M HEAD
and HAY Fever.

Tho unprecedented success and merit of
ElJ's Cream Halm--a real cure for catarrh, hay
fever and cold In the hcad-has induced many
adventurers to place catarrh medicines bear
ing some resemblance in appearance, style or
name upon the market in order to trade upon
the reputation of Elys Cream Balm. Many in
your immediate locality will testify in highest
commentator. Don't be deceived. Buy
only Elys Cream Balm. a particle is applied
into each nostril; no pain; agreeable to use.
Price fifty cents; of druggists.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11
BE d R|DDE N
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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1885-09-11

ROCHESTER,, Juno ], 1889. '.Ten
Years ago | was attacked with the most
Intonsc and deathly pains In my back and
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-12
A DEFIANT MORMON.
Remarks of President Angus Cannon When
Called Up for Sentence.

SALT LAKE, Utah. May I--When Angus
Cannon, president of this stake" was called up
for sentence yesterday, he said he was conscious
of having violated no law. His conscience was
serene. He had obeyed the Edmunds law as he
understood it. that is, while living in the sane
house with his wives, he had had intercourse
with but one. He loved his children. and was
gratifed to hear the court say the law had made
all his children equal heirs He inferred from
this that, in case he died intestate his children
would be equal heirs before the law, and he
thought, in view of this fact, it was unjust to
hold man criminal for eating with them and
their mothers at table. His record was before
the country, and his heart and conscience
were visible to the God who created him.
The record of his life in contact with this people
there he turned and waved his hand to the
crowd) bore him up to receive such sentence as
the court should impose. He felt pleased, also
that the court had stated that his conduct to-
wards his respective wives since the passage of
the Edmunds bill should be taken into consid-
Grafton when sentence was being passed He
would now submit and bow to the DEGREES of the
court, trusting to be able to bear up under any
sentence it might infict in such manner as to
give evidence to his children that he had not
lost his manhood.
Cannon's speech was received with great ap-
plause. which the marshal had to check When
the court asked Cannon if he declined to make
any promise in regard to the future, he replied:
II have never been in the habit of making to
children promises, lest they should fail"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-12
A CONGRESS or NlHILrsTs.
"A Meeting of COnspirators Which Is Liable
to Have Tremendous Consequences.

"A Meeting of COnspiratOrs Which Is Liable
to Have Tremendous Consequences.
KHARKoFF Little Russia, May IA Nihilist
congress was held here during the past week
which is likely to have tremendous consequences
throughout the empire. sort of Nihilist
reformation has been proclaimed, on principles no
longer confined merely to the destruction of the
existing social system, but to the creation Of a
new system, capable at any moment of being
put in force, and of fulfilling all the require
ments forthe administration of the state.
The congress decided that for two years no at
tempt shall be made against the life of the Car
nor afy member of the imperial family. Every
possible effort will be made to induce the Car to
issue the constitution that was actually signed
by the late Gar on the very day of his assassina
ton, but which was never promulgated.
At the congress of the Nihilists copy Of this
ukase for constitution the tenor of which has
been guarded as profound secret by the impe-
rial family was read and discussed, and unani-
mously approved 1t is believed that the Mill
lists obtained copy through the Princess Dol
gorouki, the late Cars morganatic widow. This
constitution is of the most liberal character,
based on that of Germany, and, if promulgated,
will he the virtual end of Russian autocracy.
If, at the expiration Of two years, the Gar re-
fuses to grant the constitution, then the policy
of assassination and terrorism will be inaugural
ed on a scale never yet attempted.
Kharkoff has long been the hot bed OF Nihil
ism, and Russian professor, formerly attached
to the University of Kharkoff, who at the pres
ent morxxet may be considered as the success
sor to tie famous Nechayeff, has communi-
Gated the following views: "Nihilism exists
to-day in more force than ever before nothing
better proves its discipline than the present alb
stention when nothing is to be gained by drastic
measures Over four thousand officers of the
Russian army are included in the Nihilst
ranks The next time Nihilism moves it will be
with crushing force, and will overturn at one
blow the entire social fabric
"The Gar is man of most feeble intellect;
he has neither talent nor taste for governing,
nor for choosing able advisers. That he should
rule SUITS for the moment, the ultimate end
and aim of the Nihilsts. An Anglo Russian
would not be element to be made active
use of by Nihilsm. In the event of such a
war; the Nihilists would work heart and soul
with the existing government, and fight the COM
mon enemyo
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-12
uments were sent to the English Cabinet, ard
that, therefore, Lumsdcn was recalled.

uments were sent to the English Cabinet, ard
that, therefore, Lumsden was recalled.
st. Petersburg advices, through Vienna re-
port that quantities of gunpowder and dynamite
are being stored at several coaling stations.
Work continues on the Cronstadt feet. Odessa
kilograms state that the troops which passed
there were just modified from the reserves and
were horde of unkempt peasant youths, igno-
rant Of the use of rifles which some Of them
were hardly able to carry.
Earl Granville, Foreign Secretary, in the
House of Lords, this afternoon, replying to an
nterrogatory put by the Marquis of Salisbury
the Conservative of leader, said the government
were unable, at present, to make any statement
about their intentions respecting the Soudan.
In regard to the Afghan boundary question.
Lord Granville said conference upon the sub
ject had been held between himself and the Earl
of Kimberly, Secretary of India, and Baron De
Staal Russian minister at London, which re-
suited in an agreement perfectly satisfactory to
England, Russia, and the Earl of Dufferin.
Mr.. Gladstone stated that an arrangement had
been effected between Lord Granville, Foreign
Secretary the Earl of Kimberly, Secretary for
India, Baron De Staal, the Russian minister 70
England, and M. Lessar, the special Russian
agent in London, in regard to the Afghan
frontier The arrangement was satisfactory to
her Majesty's government and to Earl Dufferin,
the Viceroy of India. He hoped the arrange
menr would be made the subject of convention
with Russia.
1t is stated that Fehmi Pasha's recall is due to
the influence of the Turkish minister to st.
Petersburg and the Russian minister at Con-
stantnople, who believed that his recall will
have a good effect on the settlement of the
Afaghan difficulty.
A dispatch from Tcheran says the Ameer Of
Bokhara urges the Shah of Persia to release
Ayoub Khan
An official statement from Earl Dufferin ap-
proving Mr.. Gladstone's policy would do much
to reassure the public confidence in India, but
the Viceroy remains silent.
According to report in circulation at Semla
the Ameer bound himself to insist upon a from
tier passing through three points, the names Of
which the government refuses to disclose. Penj-
deh, however, is not one of the places. The
Ameer desires the joint boundary commission to
examine the Oxus valley also. The dispatch
from Semla adds that Immediately upon the
return of the Ameer to Cabul, he issued orders
that British officers should be allowed to inspect
the forts at Herat The Ameer has received
detailed plans for the defenses of Herat from
the Indian government
A dispatch from Calcutta to the Standard
states that orders were issued yesterday to stop
the purchase OF transport animals and the
further dispatch of stores and war material to
Quetta
The Ameer of Afghanistan has agreed to al
low British minister resident at Herat
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-12
Mormons Resist Arrest.

SALT LAKE CRY, May ia letter dated the
10th inst, received tonight from Oxford, Idaho,
says: 'The greatest excitement prevails at
Bear Lake. On the 5th warrants were placed
in the hands Of three deputy marshas for the
arrest of eight polygamists near here. Nothing
was heard from the matter until this morning,
when telegram announced the fact that
the polygamists were all corralled in the
meeting house at Paris, under the armed protec-
ton of brother Mormons. who decided they
would kill any one who attempted to serve
warrant. Marshal Dubois, upon receipt of this
news, Immediately telegrapned Superintendent
Eli I.itchford, at Pocatelle, and chartered spe-
cial train to convey himself and posse to Mont
pelier, from which place they will reach Paris
about P. NJ to day Sunday"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-12
In,portaut Habeas Corpus Decision.

LEAvENwoRTH, Kas., May ll.--Judge Crosier,
of the District Court. rendered a decision to-day
in the habeas corpus case Of Robert Heller, who
was committed to Jail by the county attorney
for refusing to answer questions in the case
against Branday & Kermyer, brewers, brought
under the new prohibitory law of 1856 This
law authorizes and requires the county attorney,
npon information to subpoena and question
persons suspected of knowledge of violations of
law. and where cffense is established, he
shall enter suit in some competent court.
The attorney receives special fee upon
conviction, and is subject TO penalty for failure
to act. In considering the case, Judge Crosier
takes the view that the Legislature, under the
Constitution. cannot confer upon the county
attorney judicial powers to be exerted in Grim
inal proceeding where he is the prosecutor. He
therefore holds that the prisoner is not confined
under due process of law. and consequently
orders his DISCHARGE. The Attorney general
made an argument for the State.
The Times will publish number Of interviews
with both the leading prohibitionists and those
who are opposed to the enforcement of the law.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-12
A UNIQUE CASE.
A Decision Which Is Awaited with Great
Interest by Navy Men.

A Decision Which Is Awaited with Great
Interest by Navy Men.
Special to the Indianapolis Journal.
WASHINGTON, May 1.-THE decision in the
court-martal case Of ex,Surgeon general Wales,
of the navy, is looked for with great interest by
navy men everywhere. Waless attorneys
claim that at the time ne was chief Of the Bu-
reau of Medicine and Surgery his rank in the
navy was only a relative one, and
that really he was at that time a
civil officer of the government. Hence it
is argued that he should not be tried for neglect
of duty before military tribunal, but if he was
derelict in his duty he should be tried before a
civil court and should have the right to demand
jury. The Wales is unique in the annals
of court-martial proceedings. If the court
holds that it has the authority to try him. and
that his Office was military Office at
the time the alleged neglect of duty
took place. he will undoubtedly ap-
ply to the civil courts for an injunction re-
straining the president of the court martial from
continuing the hearing. If, the other hand,
the court holds that it has no right to make the
inquiry it will report to the Secretary of the
Navy. Then, if he orders the trial to 60 on,
Waless attorney will make no defense whatever.
The government will be allowed to carry on the
trial as it may see fit. and they will apply for an
injunction restraining the military authorities
from carrying out their senten<&. In any event
it is likely that the case will eventually be
carried to the United States Supreme Court in
order that the question whether or not the chief
Of naval bureau is civil military officer Of
the government may be decided.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1885-05-12

This statement was received with cheers from
the government benches. Efforts will be made,
said the War Secretary, to establish anadmin-
istration in the province of Dongola and to
complete the Nile commercial enterprise,
General Lord Wolseley, Lord Harrington said,
had advised the government to retire to Assouan
from the Soudan. General Wolseley attached
great Importance to sending armed boats TO
Egypt, to be used in patrolling the Nile. The
government have no intention, the speaker said,
OF evacuating Suakim until some arrangement
can be effected for holding it against the hostile
Arabs, either by England or some other civilized
power AT present Suakim, he said could not
be held without fighting Osman Digna Ell
Mahdi's chief lieutenant, for many months past
has been besieging the place, and has frequently
the garrison into the Red sea. There
fore, the holding of Suakim was a
military, and not political question.
In regard to the projected railway from Suakim
to Berber, Lord Harrington said he was unable
to state what was the definite intention of the
government now, but he thought he would soon
be able to make statement or their intention.
Mr.. Henry Chaplin, Conservative member for
Mid-Lincolnshire, asked how much money the
government had spent on the Khartoum expedi-
ton, and If the sum was greater or less than
the go, 500 600 mentioned in the $55, 600 600 as
the sum requested for the Soudan account
Mr.. Gladstone replied to this interrogatory,
ana stated that the government had already
spent great deal Of money in tho Soudan, but
were unable, at present to say whether any por-
ton of the $22 500, 900 would be saved.
1t is reported that Osman Digna, with few
followers, has arrived at Berber, and that the
Emir of Berber has gone tp Khartoum to solicit
reinforcements to oppose The British advancing
from Suakin.
The Egyptian troops at Kassala are compelled
to eat donkeys to relieve their hunger. The
Governor Of Kassala rejects all appeals OF the
garrison to attempt to escape from the town.