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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-07-27
WaimanalO Sugar Co.

A T THE REGULAR ANIMAL uvv,o
IA OF stockholders Of the Wamanalo 81 M.
eany, held this day, the following go 80
elected for the ensuing year Pres s,L.'' :, =
Cummlns; Vice President,C. r. Rsbon '; ~ !.
A. ]. Cartwright; Secretary, c. Boltp. . ,',
Herbert. & BoITE s Au.lN
Honolulu, July %, 1885. ''I ss,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-07-27
A Glass of Alleged Humorists.

lDAOOAAihSLOu MALL
The first humorist had mother-in- law.
he did. not know his, sphere until he
thought over the many funny things he
had said about her.-[Exchange
The same class of alleged humorists
that has run the mother-in-law into "a.
ground and howled about Chicago girls
feet until the poor young things ha {
ceased to take pride in their Understandable
and prayed until the mule, once proii:.s
incentive to their kind of humor, has
been obliged to court silence for self pro
lection, is now worrying itself into ..
sweat over "chestnuts. (which is playin
the same plagiaristic part in their ha4d
to-day. that the mule and the mothrr-i
law played fifteen years since If one q
these poor fellows should by accident CIV.
birth to an original idea, he would, liz
the honey-be lose his sting and die i
penan, for the injury he inflicted.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-07-27
Return of the ExcursiOnists from Bird
Island.

Island.
The steamer Iwalani returned yesterday,
bringing the party of excursionists from
Bird Island. They had a great number of
trophies in the form of feathers and birds,
alive and dead. The general sentiment of
the party was one Of satisfaction at having
made the trip, although the crowded state
of the little steamer interfered not little
with the personal convenience and comfort
Of the party.
On the up trip the Iwalani touched ct
several points on Kauai, and n. r. 81. Mrs.
Dominis and suite landed and were enter
tanned by Mr.. Aubrey Robinson at his eIe-
CANT place. Mr.. A. Hoffnung, Mrs. Hoff-
nung and their daughter remained at Kauai
on visit, while the little steamer proceeded
on her trip. Niihoa was made in good time
and a landing effected with much difficulty
and not little danger, several of the party
having literally to take to water. Mr.. Jar
ger was slightly injured going ashore, while
the boat in which Mr.. Williams, pho
tographer, was making a landing, was
swamped and his valuable Photographic
apparatus lost.
The island was explored to some consid.
cradle extent, and specimens of its feath
cred denizens. as above stated, were brought
away. Just before leaving, however, it was
seen that the dry grass was on fire. The
flames soon spread until it became=evident
that the entire surface would burned over.
thus destroying all the nests and thousands
OF birds. Doubtless the fire was accidental,
caused by the carelessness of some smoker.
but it may very well be questioned whether
the scientific results of the expedition will
compensate for this wholesale destruction.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-07-27
fChioAgo HeraIdl

You see those two country boys over
there. said the train boy. well, they've
recently come into possession of some
money. and they are going up to Chicago
to paint the town.
Red2"
No: green. -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-07-27
Wilder's Steamship Ia
Honolulu, June 70, 1885. 2
BANKING NOTICE

The undersigned have fOrma'
partnership under the firm DAD
CLAUS SPRECKELs & Co., lG
purpose of carrying on a BAD
Savings and Deposits, and i0is
acting a general Banking ADJ
change business at Honolulu
such other place in the HSlI
Kingdom as may be deemed Sd'D
CLAUS sPBEnD|
WIZ. G. IRFlk
Honolulu, April Is, 1885,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1885-07-27

Purser Beckley of the Kinau, which
arrived here from windward ports yesterday
morning at O'Clock, reports high winds
ana heavy seas on the coast of Hawaii and
in the Oahu channel coming down The gale
was felt here somewhat yesterday. The
schooner Nettie Merrill, in trying to beat
into the harbor early in the morning.
grounded on the sand bar on the Eva side
OF the entrance. The tug Eleu went to her
assistance, and she was got off without sus-
tanning any injury. Captain Rice of the
Eleu informs US that it was reported to him
by some of the crew of the Nettie Merrill
that the vessel had her foresail carried away
while beating up to windward, and was
obliged in consequence to return here with
out being able to land her load of Portu-
gusse.
The attention of carpenters and builders
is called to aR advertisement in the By
Authority column in this mornings paper.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-04
The Venezuelan Despotism.

1t seems rather discrepancy that the
President of the Republic OF Venezuela
should receive $250,000 year, while
the President of the United States has
only 10000, and the Premier of Eng
$4,000. The present President, Guz
man Blanco, is said to possess private
fortune of one million. Three beauti-
full country houses are maintained for
him by the State, besides his residence
at Caracas and a villa by the sea for the
bathing season; and altogether he lives
in the greatest luxury, and rules as the
most absolute despot. Although nom
inally only president Of republic, he
is in reality an absolute dictator, ruling
the Venezuelans with rod of iron.
One or two examples of the arbitrary
mode of government of President Blan-
CO may be given. Soon after the rail-
way between Caracas and La
Guayra Gn which he holds a great
number of shares) was opened, he is
sued decree that all vehicles on the
excellent coach road, which had always
been hitherto used, should be entirely
stopped-thereby of course, bringing
grist to the railway mill, but throwing
hundreds of people with their mules
and carts. out of employment. A few
days ago the resident engineer reported
to the President that fish-plate had
been placed on the rails with the evi-
dent object Of upsettlng the train on its
passage over narrow yiaduct, built by
the American contractor who COM
menced--but did not finish-the line.
General Blanco Immediately, without
instituting any inquiry with the object of
discovering the offender, and without
making any distinction between rich
and poor, ordered every one living with
in radius of half a mile of the scene OF
the attempted outrage-in allsixty per-
sons-to be locked up for one month.
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THE KIMBALL GRAPHIC.
Entered q the Post -of8ce at Kimball, Dakota,
IS second-clas matter.
% PER YEAR, IN ADVANCE.

TERMS: % PER YEAR, IN ADVANCE.
N Advertising Terms Of advertising mado
hown on application.
~ Advertising not accompanied by instruc-
hons will be inserted until ordered out and
charged for accordingly.
HRegular advertisements payable at the
end of each month. Transient advertisements
must be paid for in advance.
H5-All communications int,nded for the
next issue must be in the hands Of tho printer
rs early as Thursday morning to insure publ
cation
p1-Job work of every description executed
In the best style on short notice and at reason-
able rates.
as-Short communications on any subject of
interest are acceptable if accompanied by ths
name Of tho author
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-04

dure. Why, she's as capricious and ex,
acting as she can be, and as absurd il
her notions and her ways as she is IN
her millinery. Often l can hardly keer
from laughing in her face, but tina,
would spoil everything. you know"
"No chance of being her heiress, then
eE?"
"Well, she's very old, and I can see
that she is breaking every day. Oh
course I can't say that I want her to
die. but I shan't be sorry when my
slavery is over and l can enjoy my.
self"
Mr. Griswold laughed. "When thai
happy event comes off, you ought tc
erect an altar and decorate it with pop
pies and sunhowers and do reverence
to them every morning. A kind of mem
orial service to the names of your bene
factress.
II hate them! I do believe you are
laughing at me-"
"Never. But she is very good to you
OF course you have some regard fol
her?"
"No, candidly can't say that have,
She's old and ugly and has such queel
ways, and everybody thinks her so alb.
surd, that if she weren't SO rich and / Sc
poor, wouldn't stay day with her. A
small fortune wouldn't tempt me. But
suppose she's looking for me now,
that she may go home, I must go and
hunt her up"
Stunned and almost breathless, Miss
Harding remained on the balcony after
they left, her hands clasped over her
eyes, striving to realize that the cruel
words she had heard were not fearful
dream. Her whole hearts love had
gone out to this ungrateful, treacherous
girl, and there more was grief than anger
in this harsh awakening. 1t was q
long time before she gained composure
enough to enter the house and encount-
er the crowd within. But she succeed
ed in controlling her feelings, SO that
she met Janet without giving any sign
of the storm which was raging within
her. When they were seated in the
carriage, she said to the coachman,-
William, drive firstto Mrs. Gordon's
as Miss Janet returns home tonight.
II thought / was to stay with you,
Janet said, in astonishment. Neither
this night, nor any future night, wal
the trembling reply. II was on the th'
balcony and overheard your converse
tion with Wilson Griswold. I shall no
need your memorial altar of poppies ant
sunfowers." Janet burst into tears
Nothing more was said, for Miss Hard
ing felt that she could not control he
own feelings. When the carriage stop
ped at Mrs. Gordon's, she simply said
Here we are at your mothers. Good
night-and good-by!"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-04
Captain Daniel Armistead, venerable

Captain Daniel Armistead, venerable
citizen of SO, now living on the farm of
his son near Falls Church, on the Vir-
ginia shore of the Potomac, has wit
messed twenty presidential inaugura-
tons, undoubtedly an experience Of
which no other American can boast.
Moreover, the old gentleman has been
an accurate observer OF events during
his long life, and his "reminiscences are
exceptionally racy and interesting. His
own career has been peculiarly varied,
but not stormy.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-04
rRowNs Or sM1LEsf

Where do they go, wonder,
The clouds on cloudy day,
When the shining sun comes peeping out
And scatters them all away?
/ know They keep them and cut them dowr
For cross little girls who want frown,
Frowns and wrinkles and pouts-oh, my!
How many 'twould make--one cloudy sky,
! think should like it better
A sunshiny day to take
And cut it down for dimples and smiles
What beautiful ones 'twould make!
Enough for all the dear little girls
With pretty bright eyes and waving curls,
To drive the scowls and frowns away,
Just like the sun on Il cloudy day.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-04

The London Times has editorially
stated, apropos of the coming of age of
the eldest son of the Prince of Wales,
that he will reign, if ever, US Edward
VIII, which indicates that the Prince of
Wales on his coronation will drop his
fathers name of Albert, and be known
as Edward VII. The English people are
thought to be pleased with this prospec-
two return to an historic title.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-04
The late David Lyding Suydan is said

The late David Lyding Suydan is said
to have been the only rich New York
merchant who retired from business in
his thirty-fir year. He was absolutely
out Of business for forty years afterward.
The standard of wealth, however, has
been greatly raised since 1874, and the
late John Jacob Astor laughed at
Stephen Whitney for deeming 5000, ;
900 sufficient to entitle its possessor to
be considered rich enough to retire.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1885-12-04

New York has policeman named
Samuel S. Cox, who named the latest
child in his family after Congressman
Sunset" Cox. Soon little watch was
received directed: "To S. S. Cox, for
S. S. Cox, from S. S. Cox
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

Fashions for the canine world
change with the seasons. A IA shion-
able New York girl. who is INN ensely
fond of dogs, says that the lates fash
ion for the poodle, who. by th e way.
usually has the long locks over lis neck
tied up with piece of satin ribbon, is
to have plain gold bracelet with his
name engraved on it to wear o one Of
his fore paws. Fashion also DEGREES
that the spaniel shall have br acelet of
some bright metal with m edallion;
that woolly dogs shall wear a bracelet
upon each ankle, and are to be sheared
to the shoulders. leaving lion-like name
and head; and that bulldogs are, this
season, to change their celluloid collars
to those made of handsomely engraved
nickel.-N y. Tribune.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
AN IDEAL.
..I,ke the summer Morning

rt,,e the summer Morning.
ehois like the summer morning.
,vi,h fae glory OF the sunrise
ol II hnr n ms the tint of roses,
r,bsv ,l1 have aS, caught the hue and brightness
OF the skies.
Vas .ne's like the summer morning,
And her words
,,l,iil me ike the sweetest music
ehe U is sI purer than the dew-drops
,nd 1 he he blossoms turn to greet her
As We pass
,n,o a blossom. like blossom,
An1 her fairy. fitting figure,
In its grace.
Ike the dainty spotless lily
Waving free,
All the beauty of the morning
Has to me-.
n she's like the summer morning,
Blthe and gay;
Tn her prescnce gloom would vanish
shc has Brought my heart such gladness
Hope and cheer,
II is summer, il is summer.
All the year
.,6s &. L. ShdcLioch, IN Burlington Halels-
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
HANNIBAL HAMllN.
Tho Secret of His Longevity and I'm
munity from Human Weaknesses.

Tho Secret of His Longevity and I'M
munity from Human Weaknesses.
1t would be interesting for people
who are preparing Sunday-school books
and articles on longevity to get from
Hannibal Hamlin the secret of his iron
health and immunity from the weak
nesses common to advancing age. He
never wears an overcoat | never saw
him with pair of gloves on in my
life. He has never even worn flannels.
He is such a brown color that it has
been suggested that early in life he
must have been dipped In some brown
liduid which has left upon his skin n
coat which renders him impervious TO
heat or cold This veteran went all
through the last Maine campaign and
spoke afterward at number OF meet
ings in Ohio. He sits up late at night.
He is fond of parties. He can hold his
own with any one at dinners, and can
keep pace with the three-bottle man.
He smokes the blacklist and rankest OF
strong cigars. He is such a smoker
that he can get up in the morning and
smoke one or two of these black cigars
before breakfast. According to all the
rules he ought to have been dead loug
ago; but he is to-day in the very prime
of the most vigorous health. He fully
believes that he will live to be one hun
dred years old saw him in Cleye-
land last fall and sat by his side in one
of the theaters during one OF the first
evenings of his stay there asked
him then why he had never written the
memoirs of his most varied political
career He said he fully intended TO.
but there was no need of any hurry
about it--therc was plenty of time for
that yet. Think of man seventy
nine imagining that he has all the time
that is necessary to vrite an elaborate
review of his political experiences
Washington Cor. Chicago Tribune.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
A Letter of Thanks.

Mrs. Lydia e. Pinkham: Very dear
Madam: My wife Arie A. Green has suf-
fered with displacement which caused
hor unknown pains till had almost given
up all hopes of finding any relief for her.
But the Guiding Spirit referred me to your
Vegetable Compound. went u miles to
purchase bottle and the first t,oo doses
gaze her immediate relief and after the use
of the first bottle she declared herself a new
person, too bottles entirely cured her. Your
medicine is invaluable to me. 1t was in
deed a messenger of peace in my house, it
cured my wife, and God knows am the
happiest man alive to-day. Words can
not express our feelings towards you.
GEO. w. GREEN, Campti, La
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
A Printers Error.

Sweet are the uses Of ddrersity, the print
er's copy said, but ho set it up, sweet are
the uses Of advertising. Sweet, indeed, to
those who in sickness and suffering have
seen the advertisement Of some sovereign
remedy, which upon trial has brought them
from deaths door. "The best thing ever
saw in my paper was the advertisement of
Dr. Pierco's Golden Medical Discovery"
is again and again the testimony of those
who have been healed by it of lung disease,
bronchial affections. tumors, ulcers, liver
complaints and the ills to which flesh is hoir.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
a. Mint In tho Rud,"

Sad to say, many good thing attains to
nothing more than a fair beginning. On
the other hand it is a matter for congratu-
lation that the growth of some evil things
may be also promptly frustrated. A large
of tho cases of the most wide-
spread and fatal of diseases-consumpti
have their inception in nasal catarrh. DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy is pleasant, sooth-
ing and effectual. Try it. 1t has cured
All druggists.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Driven Prom sea TO Sea.

Agents should loss no time in sending to
w. t. Raycroft & Co., 100 Wabash Ave-,
Chicago, to secure territory for the sale Of
the most fascinating book since the days Of
"Uncle Toms Cabin n"--constantly COM
pared TO it by such able critics as General
Ben. y. Butler, Hon. Geo. w. Julian and q
host of others.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Has Not Failed.

VIM. Paisley, Dobyyille, Ark, writes:
Your Hughes' Tonic having been highly
TO me, | ordered a short time
since, dozen bottles, soon sold every bot
tie and haveyet to hear of a single instance
of its failing TO effect speedy cure of chills
and fever. Prepared by II. A. Robinson
& Co., wholesale druggists, Louisville, Ky.
Sold at retail by druggists generally.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

The Legislatures all over the co,un-
try are passing Interchangeable bills
but. there are no reports of mauufa ctur-
ers going out of the business, or OF gro
GERS beingpunished for selling the stuff
N. y. Sun.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

Loss of power In either sex,
however induced, speedily, thoroughly and
permanently cured. Address, with three
letter stamps for reply and book of particu-
lars, Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
tion, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Within the last nine wears ten ,ner

Within the last nine years ten men
have been murdered in Macon County,
and no man has been hanged-in fact,
every one of the slaycrs is at large not
even one of them in the Penitentiary.
Some of these parties escaped. Others
pleaded successfully the insane dodge.
while Others were cleared by sympa-
thetic juries. La Plata (Mo.) Home
Press
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

There are 407 Penobscot Indians in
Maine who receive annually about S2l
apiece. State aid. The Passama-
quoddies number $40, and receive
about Sl3 each. Troy Times.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

The old corduroy road, bl ilt early
in the seventeenth century. W hich led
10 the fort in Schenectady at the time
of the massacre of the lndi ans, has
been discovered sixteen fe'. It under
grornd.-Ir0u Times.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

For CouGHs AND THROAT DISORDERS
use Browns BRONCHIAL IRoCHEs. "Have
never changed my mind respecting them,
except | think better of that which began
well of."-Rer. Henry Ward
Beecher. Sold only in boxes. % cents.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

THE dress coat is generally worn by the
groom at the city wedding: "but for an
says the Boston Transcript,
"there's nothing like the cutaway."
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

IT is strange that there should be any
marine disasters between New York and
Boston, when all the boats go through
Long Island Sound.-Ic1dS Sinings.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

"A young man of New Haven
Conn. has collection of 1000 birds
eggs, embracing nearly 1000 varieties.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

' CAPITAL crime-well, kissing is about
kissing is a crime lsomervilie Journal.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

PIXIES ToorHAcHE DROPS cure In minute, ,25c.
Gisnn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. 25o.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns punions.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

THE coachman may not be very par
ticular whom lie marries, but he must
"draw tho line" somewhere.
Star
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

Snow balls are fashionable. You don't
require 10 attend them. They will como
to you.-N Y. Dial
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

ElY'S
CREAM BALM


when applied into the nos
trils, will be absorbed, ef.
fectually cleansing tn G
head Of catarrhal virus,
causing healthy secre-
tions. II allays inflamma-
tion. protects the mem
branc from fresh colds,
completely heals the sores
and restores the senses Of
taste and smell.
NOT a LIQUID or SNUFF.
A few applications re.
lieve. A thorough treat
ment toil cure. Agreeable
to use. Price 80 cents by
mall or at druggists. Send
ELY BROTHERS.
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Milwaukee,

THE REV. ANDREW ]. GRAHAM
(P. e. }, Grand Island, Neb., in 1881 was
pronounced fatally sick with Bright's Dis.
ease. His condition he says was desperate
and he could get no relief from ply ysicians,
lie then followed Warmers SAFE Cure
treatment, and July y, 1884, he wrote.
can local trouble has disappeared.
Have taken no medicine for nearly year,
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28

San Francisco, y : 932,2I0.
S. a. JOHNSTON, Lockington, Ohio.
Sept. 20, 1881. stated that for thirty years
he had suffered tortures with dyspepsia,
but he was entirely cured by the use of
Warmers SAFE Cure. Dec. sth, 1884, he
says f" / took 20 or 2s bottles OF Warmers
SAFE Cure. and it has never failed TO stop
any symptoms Of my old complaint il they
appeared my health is good"
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Minnesota, 486,0I3.

G. w. HAMILTON, Milton, Santa
Rosa Co., Florida, December 18th, 1884,
wrote that flour years ago my wife was
suffering with liver complaint which re-
duced her to a skeleton. The doctors
finally pronounced her case Bright's Dis
ease of the kidneys, and incurable. She
then took I3 bottles of Warmers SAFE
Cure, and has been in perfect health ever
since. She now weighs rSo pounds where
formerly she was a skeleton. Warmers
SAFE Cure will make a permanent cure
always if taken by directions"
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Detroit,

s. i. HESS, Rochester, N. Y, the
well known tobacco manufacturer, three
years ago took twenty-five bottles of War
ner's SAFE Cure for liver disorder, and
slider myself fully cured, and the credit is
wholly due to Warmers SAFE Cure"
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Merry.Making Melodies.
Gems for Little Singers.

For Primary Schools and the kindergarten. BY
X. L. Emerson and O. swaine. A great success. Full
of songs with picture Illustrations. ~ cents,
ealG per doz
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
New York State, 3,053, ,080.

Mrs. J. B. DESMOULIN, 24II Nor
gan street, st. Louis, Mo-, in 1882, wrote,
"Ihave been in delicate health for many
years; but Warmers SAFE Cure made me
the picture of health" June 23rd, 1884,
she wrote, my health has been good
Tor the last two years."
The Osceola times., 1885-03-28
Cincinnati, 655,250.

Mrs. S. A. CLARK, East Cranky.
Conn, in 1881 was utterly used up with
constitutional and female complaints of
the worst kind. Been sick ten years, and
tried everything. In November, 1884, she
wrote, Warmers SAFE Cure cured me
four years ago, and has kept me well. "