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The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

s*s Loss of power in either sex,
however induced, speedily, thoroughly and
permanently cured. Address, with three
letter stamps for reply and book of particu-
lars, Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa-
ton, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

IT is q very easy thing, even for the most
Ignorant man, to be an author Of note II
his name is worth .anything.-Merchdnt
TraneIer.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

THE title Of a recently published story is
'Nothing Made by Lying" which, the
writer claims, is ga true story" The au-
thor must be an idiot to write for nothing.
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

A GOOD printer is a man Of the highest
type. He sticks to his case, and makes 1t
a rule never to be out of sorts.-Pdlner
Journal.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Didn't Bar Her Dover.

A Rhode Island husband and wife
separated twenty years ago, and the
husband applied for a divorce. The di-
vorce was denied. Then the wife ap-
piled for a divorce. This was granted
and the husband was ordered to pay the
wife alinlony of 800 a year. Several
years later the Legislature changed the
law and the husband stopped paying.
Meanwhile the husband sold two houses
in Fall River, the wife not joining in
the deed. The parties continued to
live separate, and about a month ago
the husband died, aged seventy-six. NJ
one followed him to the grave but the
two families who had bought the real
estate from him. Now that he is dead
his wife. who is seventy-two wears old,
becomes vested in rights of dover in the
houses which he sold, and has made de-
mands upon the purchasers for her
third, which they will have to pay
Chicago Tribune.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

PEOPLE who go up in a balloon together
are generally conceded to be considerably
''taken up with one another."-Yonkers
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

An English circus clown is reported hale
and hearty at the age of eighty. Shows
what a light diet will do for a man; lived
Bulletin.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

"WHAr man has done, man can do"
Nonsense! How can a man do a thing
which is LONE DISQUALIFICATION Tran
script.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

PIKE'sTooTHACHE DROPS ein1 minute, 25c.
Glenn's Sulphur Soap heals and beauties. Csc.
GERMAN CORN REMOVER kills Corns 4 Bunions.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

"A bee man says there is a vast diff.
ference between the scolding hum and
the happy hum of a bee, and one who is
versed in bee language a tell whether
the bee means to sting or lot. Italian
bees sting less than other breeds CHI
cago Journal
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

WE believe it is a cold day for victuals
when they're l~eft.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Southern States, 2,725,5l3.

ROBERT GRAHAM, II Penn street
Brooklyn, N. Y, suffered for six years
from Inflammation Of the bladder and
structure. Six physicians, specialists,
gave him up to die. In 1883, he began
Warmers SAFE Cure and its continued use,
he says, effected a complete cure. Under
date June rs, 1884, he says, "My health
continues good have used no medicine
since April go, 1885,"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
I,365,9I4.
Pennsylvania, :

MRS. J. B. DESMOULIN, 2411 Nor
gan street, St. Louis, Mo-, in 1882, wrote,
"Ihave been in delicate health for many
years ; but Warmers SAFE Cure made me
the picture of health" June 23rd, 1884,
she wrote, "My health has been good
Tor the last two years."
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
A Clear Skin

is only a part Of beauty;
but it is a part. Every lady
NAV have it; at least, what
looks like it. Magnolia
Balm both freshens and
beauties.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

THE REV. ANDREW J. GRAHAM,
(P. e., Grand Island, Neb.. in 1881 was
pronounced fatally sick with Brights Dis,
ease. Ills condition he says was desperate
and he could get no relief from physicians.
He then followed Warmers SAFE Cure
treatment, and July 7, 1884, he wrote,
"All local trouble has disappeared.
Have taken no medicine for nearlya year.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Detroit

S. F. HESS, Rochester, N. Y, the
well known tobacco manufacturer, three
years ago took twenty-five bottles of War
ner's SAFE Cure for liver disorder, and
August goth, 1884, he reported, 81 con-
slider myself fully cured, and the credit is
wholly due to Warmers SAFE Cure"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
New York State, 3,053,080.

B. F. LARRABEE, Esq, 4o Chester
Square, Boston, Mass, in 1879. was given
up by several prominent Boston Physici-
ans as incurable from Bright's Disease.
He took over 200 bottles of Warmers SAFE
Cure, in 1862. and Oct. s, 1884, wrote
that the "cure was as permanent as
surnrisinr."
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

Cincinnati, b55,Z5U.
MRS. S. A. CLARK, East CRANKY,
Conn, in 1881 was utterly used up with
constitutional and female complaints of
the worst kind. Been sick ten years, and
tried everything. In November, 1884, she
wrote, Warmers SAFE Cure cured me
four years ago, and has kept me we'll"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Providence, I28,947.

G. w. FULTON, ESQ.,, Fulton. Texas,
suffered for ten years from serious blad-
der disorders and lost from IS to 80 pounds ;
in 1881 he used ID bottles of Warmers
SAFE Cure, and recovered his natural
weight and said, Iconsider myself well
for a man of 75." December goth, 1854,
he wrote, 81 lave had no symptoms of
kidney disorder since 1881, and if
did I should rely upon SAFE Cure"
Portland, Me-, 330,829.
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Portland, Me-,


B. J. WORRELL, of Ellaville, Fla, in
1879. was Frustrated with Bright's Disease
of the kidneys, and under the best treat
ment, grew worse. ION the advice of
Governor Drew's sister, l began Warmers
SAFE Cure, sixty bottles of which restored
me to full measure of health. / have now
been cured about four years, and my case
is regarded as Miraculous" Governor
Drew of Jacksonville, Florida, April Goth,
1884, says "Mr. Worrell's case and cure
give me great %confdencei in Warmers SAFE
Cure. and 1 unhesitatingly indorse it."
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Chicago, 2,ISl,5 $50.

Chicago, 2,l8l,520.
CHAS. E. STEPHENS, of Louisville,
KY, Nov. IS, 1882, wrote, "When my
daughter was ten years of age she was
seriously attacked by extreme kidney dis
order. She recovered temporarily, but a
year ago was again Frustrated. She was
swollen to twice her natural size, had fire.
quent headaches, nausea, and other dis
guised symptoms of the disorder. All her
Louisville physicians agreed that she
could not recover. Her case and treat
ment were te~legraphed to a New York
specialist, who said recovery was i'm
possible. Last August we began to treat
her ourselves, and now, wholly through the
influence of Warmers SAFE Cure, she is
apparently as well as ever" November,
1884, he says, NY daughter is apparently
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Minnesota,

G. W. HAMILTON, Milton, Santa
Rosa Co., Florida, December 18th, 1885,,
wrote that flour years ago my wife was
suffering with liver complaint which re-
duced her to a skeleton. The doctors
finally pronounced her case Bright's Dis
ease Of the kidneys, and incurable. She
then took 70 bottles of Warmers SAFE
Cure, and has been in perfect health ever
since. She now weighs 100 pounds where
formerly she was a skeleton. Warmers
SAFE Cure will. make a permanent cure
always if taken by directions"
poI n w c+o+oe Inn 9c0
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26
Bal. Of n. Eng, 33I,3I5.

EX-GOV. R. T.. JACOB, Westport,
Ky. In 1882, during a political canvass,
health gave way and was Frustrated with
severe kidney trouble. Lost 40 pounds Of
flesh. Used Warmers SAFE Cure in 1882,
and June 20, 1884, writes ]: shave never
: enjoyed better health,-all owing to War
ner's SAFE Cure"
The Eaton Democrat. (Eaton, Ohio) 1875-1903, 1885-03-26

HON. N. A. PLYMPToN (Hon. B.
F. Buffers campaign managerl. of Wor-
saee Of gravel from the kidneys to the bad
der. HI then began using Warmers SAFE
Cure and in a short time passed a large
stone and a number of smaller ones. Dec.
10th, 1854, Mr.. Plympton wrote, ~ have
had no recurrence Of my old trouble
since Warmers SAFE Cure cured me-"
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09
CITY ELECTION.

The city election last Tuesday was In
no sense a party fight, both candidates
for Mayor being republicans. The day
was fine and order and good humOr pre-
vailed at the polls. For the first time
the city voted by wards, and the change
proved success. The candidates for
Mayor were good men and respected
citizens, and Mr.. Davidson owes his de-
feat primarily to the fact that he was
the Gazette candidate. 1t has become
an axiom that political death meets the
candidate who is supported by the
Gazette. Mr.. DavidsOn's case reminds
one of dog Tray, who was punished for
being found in bad company. In the
second ward, D. r. Gordon was de-
feated for school director by J. 3. Case;
in the fourth ward a. c. ROmig was
defeated for councilman by g. W. Brill
hart and in the third ward ]. G. Armit-
age was defeated for councilman by S.
Bricker. Rice'S majority for mayor
was go; Durkee'S majority for city
treasurer was 175; Hodges majority
for school treasurer was 2l2; Smith and
Quinn were reelected Justices of the
Peace without opposition, and SechriSt
and Wise were reelected constables.
The total vote polled on the head of the
ticket was $50. The registration, which
was not full, was 727. The following
is the unofficial vote by wards:
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The South American war has come
to an abrupt end. Gen. BARRIos, the
usurper, was disastrously defeated by
the troops of San Salvador at Ell Coco,
and it is reported that BARRIos was
killed. The Guatamalan Congress has
revoked BARRIos's decree and asked
for amonth's armistice. Poor, deluded
man; to-day he is, tomorrow he is not.
The unworthy ambition of BARRIOs
cost him his life. His schemes are dis
owned and diShonored at his death, and
his life appears before the world as the
life of an adventurer and deSpot.
Better had it been for him if he had
followed the Persian poets advice:
So live thou here, that when thy life is done,
No one may say of thee, This man is dead"
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

We should like for those republican
journals that howled so Justify and viz
tuously about the ''pardoning power,
notification, ETC., to note that Gov.
MARTIN has already pardOned muir
derer, forger, thief and even a vio-
lator of the prohibitory law. The first
three pardons could be overlooked, but
for our governor to pardon man guilty
of selling liquor! 1t is mOnstrous OF
what good is the prohibitOry law if the
Executive annulS it by interpOsing his
pardoning power in favor of the crimi-
nal? A dispatch from Topeka, dated
April Sd, reads: ''PardOns were issued
to-day on the recommendation of the
state board to Geo. w. Scott of Butler
county, sent up for forgery; George B..
Holmes of Mcpherson, convicted of vlo-
lation1of the prOhibitory law and con-
fnedin the county Jail; Albert Chastain,
a cowboy from Sumner county, for muir
der, and Dan Dudley Wyandotte cOun-
ty, for larceny.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

April first was BISMARCK's seventh
eth birthday, and all over the German
empire the day was celebrated as holt
day of extraordinary interest. Different
political parties in Germany may anath-
ematize BISMARCK, but when the ma
tional feeling is touched the whole peo-
pie, regardless of party, rise. up to do
him honor. For was it not BISMARCK s
magnificent craftsmanship, courage and
perseverance which united the German
states into common and patriotic
Faderlands,
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

of some of the Mugwumps who helped
them to win last falls battle? VIII
the national Administration be valu-
able auxiliary to the party in the ap-
preaching election, or will it prove to
be load to be carried through the cam
paign? These questions are pretty Sc
rious, and the returns of November RS
election will answer them decisively.
Each side makes a good showing on
paper Just now. But New York IS
doubtful State and both Democrats and
Republicans will probably have chance
of enjoying next fall one of the grand
est fights they ever had. We trust the
Democracy will win it; but 1t Will moi
be an easy job by any means.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The United States have a force of
] 300 men and five war vessels at AS
pinwall. SecretarieSBAYARD andWHTT-
NEY are bound to protect American cit
liens and their property abroad, but
they will not interfere with the progress
of the revolution unless American in
terests are threatened. a new era has
in truth dawned upon this country
The United States flag will hereafter
stand for more than a dish rag abroad.
1t will be respected.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09
Reasons why it is the best
Feed Mill made, and cheap

Reasons why it is the best
Feed Mill made, and cheap
est to buy:
1st. Because the Mills are made
of the best material, and finished in
good workmanlike manner.
I'd. Because it is constructed with
gearing which gives high motion to
the inner-grinding burr, causing the
mill to grind more rapidly than any
other in the market.
Sd. Because the burrs grind alike
on all sides, and do not wear out on
one side while the other remains un-
touched.
4th. Because our grinding burrs
are manufactured under a patented
process which enables them to be
made absolutely true, and we can in
sure them to grind more than double
the amount of grain or other makes.
9Th. Because the mill can be adj
justed to grind from coarse to fine,
or yice-cerSa, without stopping the
team.
9th. Because the mill is made
and warranted by responsible manu-
facturers, who will furnish repairs
promptly and make good all defects.
Call and see mill and be convinced
that it will be money in your pocket
to buy.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The democrats elected their entire
state ticket, headed by Supreme Judge,
last Monday in Michigan by majorities
ranging from $1,000 to 10000. They
also make gains in the municipal cleo
lions held in different parts of the coun-
try. The indications are that Topeka
has elected democratic mayor. The
only republican gain is reported from
Cincinnati.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The New York Sun, commenting on
the fall election for Governor and other
general officers in New York, says that
the two parties are not SO differently
situated in regard to the coming State
election as some may have imagined.
Intestine feuds seriously crippled the
Republicans last year. Indeed, they
defeated Mr.. BLAINE. The Republi-
cans say they now intend to CONSOLE
date their forces, and not run BLAINE
ticket or an ARTHUR ticket or CoNK-
LING ticket or an EvARTs ticket
or CORNELL ticket, but
simply Republican ticket
which will represent the whole party
and not particular fraction oft. They
say that their campaign will be so con-
Quoted as to draw to their support a
portion of the deserters of last year,
leaving the Mugwump leaders to go
where they please. They think they
have one great advantage over their OPP
ponents in the fact that they have no
State or national Administration to an
swer for.
The Democrats of this State were
about as badly torn by factions last
wear as the Republicans were. 1t was
so close a struggle between BLAINE
and CLEVELAND that straw turned
the scale. Will the Democrats now be
able to gather in enough stragglers from
their own ranks to make up for the loss
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

Gen. GRANT, the hOnored hero, still
fingers at deaths door. He possesses a
most remarkable vitality and endures
life with patience, fortitude and cour-
age. 1t is vain to hope for his recovery
as medical science gives him promise of
but a short lease of life. His death IS
expected at any hour.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

A talented exchange puts it in new
way by saying that PEARSON was
appointed because the Mugwumps de-
manded it, and the Mugwumps carried
the election. 70 the Victors belong
the Spells.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The REFLECTOR believes that war
between Russia and England is still
probable. While both countries are
talking peace warlike preparations are
being hurried, and troops are being
moved forward. American wheat and
other farm products may be considera-
bly, higher in two months than they are
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

Flowing reduced exact science and its correct principles en-
bodied in this new Wheeled Suky POw Perfect construction
simple operation and the hteS draft oW in the world This is
the universal testimony farmers who have used it, Save your
strength escape annoyance and worry and avoid oVazng your horses
BY securing the best pillow madeTHE FLYING DUTCHMA
manufactured by
MOLINE PLOW CO., MOLINE, ILL.
FOR SALE BY
BERRY BROS. MER. co.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The sub-soiler on Canton Lister is
absolutely necessary for perfect
planting. Call at Hodge Bros. and
see it.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

hSco VI hSiSO, DN'y VI ~
finish.
In the Jay-Eye-See the weight of
the driver is at all times carried on
the wheel of the pillow, so there is no
weight on the bottom of the furrOw,
thus making it very light draft.
The frame of the Jay-Eye-See is
made of very fine quality of steel,
and the entire pillow only weighs 400
pounds.
Buy your field and garden seed at
Hodge Bros.
Good fresh garden and field seeds
at Hodge Bros.
Hodge Bros. will sell you no old
seed.
Remember that Hodge Bros. are
the agents for the wonderful Adams
Cultivators. Come in and order
early.
The very lowest prices given on
Barbed Wire at Hodge Bros.
Superior, Nadelhoffer and Perfect
single strand barbed wire at Hodge
Bros, at greatly reduced prices.
Do not buy barbed wire until you
have seen Hodge Bros. assortment.
Best assortment of Barbed Wire
In Dickinson Co. at Hodge Bros.
Barlow, Avery and Rockford Plan
tiers at Hodge Bros.
Avery, TAFT and Kewanee Check
Rowers at Hodge Bros.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

Buy no lister without having first
seen the Canton.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The Canton Lister has the best
subsoil attachment made.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The Jay-Eye-See Sulky Plow con-
tinues to have a big run.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The Jay-Eye-See is without doubt
the lightest running sulky pillow
made.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The Compromising of Prescriptions He makes Speciality attending to
and Family Receipts, this part OF the business himself
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

The Jay-Eye-See excels all other
sulky plows in the following points:
Lightness of draft, general construc-
ton, strength and durability, sim
plicity, ease of management, light
ness of weight, beauty of design and
finish.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

No. lG2. AL acres. 365 acres in cultivation. IS
acres timber, go acres fenced. Good
house with cellar. Corn cribs, granary,
&C. Price reasonable.
No. 1O3. $50 acres All under good hedge fence
so acres IN cultivation. Orchard OF va
riety fruit. Good buildings. Price $500.
No. 104. 100 acres, two miles from Abilene, Is
acres In wheat. Price s65. per acre.
No. 1C5. 100 acres 45 acres in wheat. Good
dwelling and well OF water. Corn crib
andgranary.
No. 1C6. $50 acres, 160 acres under cultivation.
10 acres In wheat. Large new granary
and corn cribs. Price $500. Easy
terms.
No. 107. 65i acres Stock ranch in ottawa
Co. Plenty living water. so acres in
cultivation. New frame house. Two
large corrals. Price 5000.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09
FOR SALE.

No. 10S. $40 acres prairie in Ottawa county. AZ
so. per acre. Terms easy.
No. 100. 100 acre well improved farn, near
Abilene. All under fence. Good build
lngs and water. Price, $3.50.
No. Ill. l6Oacres, lis acres In cultivation, 10 IN
wheat. Good house, well and Orchard
Price, 5000.
NO. 112. $50 acre farm, 40 acres timber, 100 acres
under cultivation, 40 acres fenced.
Watered by Smoky Hill river $40. per
acre.
NO. l13. 80 acres well adapted for stock. q.
acres acres fenced, one half OF which In
timber. Well watered- $40 per acre
NO. l21. 80 acres, 145 acres N cultivation, 46
acres in wheat. GOOD stone and frame
buildings. fGOOd bearing apple and
peach orchard. Cattle sheds and COR
rails. Price $40 per acre.
The Abilene reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1883-1888, 1885-04-09

GOD GOODS WITH PRICES AS LOW AS THE LOWEST.
Arizona weekly citizen., 1885-05-09

THERE is a rumor aA pat that the mar vicious improvement in General Grants condition is due to the use of the new cancer cure recently received at tho State Department in Washington. The remedy consists in the juice of the Bra gillian plant called slvelos. which 1t IS asserted has bean found to be an infal- lible cure, having proved successful in every case of cancer in that G un y where it has been applied. This medi- cine, which was received by the State Department some two months ago from our consul at Santos, was turned over by the Department to the Surgeon Gen. eral of tie Nj lrine Hospital service, with, It IS asserted, the most efficacious re- suits. Recently some was presented to the General The whole nation will re- ioice in the discovery of this remedy if it. eff :acy is sufficient to restore to health is heroic, suffering soldier, and it does not turn out to be another cum durango cure.