New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-12-08


OF fraud on conndlng public Albert had SOLD aiegeu
photographs OF the Emperor William and one OF Ills
grandsons that shown to be bogus Ihe sranu9on
plcture was not even boys, but plate oi tho
photographers daughter, touched up to give IL MAS
cune look 1t was explained during the trial that
photographers made common Practice OF reproducing
men Of the moment" by hitching their faces 10 any
convenient body Of the requisite size and palmng the
of rs likenesses Mr. Albert escaped punshment Oh tno
claim that the plates sold simply as ntehueo 70
represent the royal highnesses, which was
true.
"stay. milkman stay. and hear my whoa
This day give you warning,
The milk you left on the stops below
Is blue as the skies OF morning"
Then the milkman laughed his loud no. no!
The maid and her anger scOrning
ain course" he said, for the east wind blew
All over the cans this morning. ,..
No news has yet been received that the office OF ne
Boston Ersnipg TraUeler has been mobbed But one Is
led to expect such In consequence OF the pup
LEGATION In a recent issue Of the incendiary statement
that Boston literary centre is stfed and represseo
and limited overy side by the personal relations OF
authors publishers crtics by the assumption that
tho New England OF taste Is the one from which
there is appeal, and by the professional machinery
that sranges every spontaneous impulse" IL the mug
nant BostOnians keep their hands OF the editor ana
content themselves with sranglng spontaneous fim-
pulses the outside world OF barbarans will be surprised
went ter Judc tn uther night" said the midget
newsboy but don't say word bout It. III they got
on at tue Homo I'd KIT bark from the toom' They're
deep agn' theayters there they are. But hcerd
an tcn bout her nObs thet laid msef out ter see hr
hung ronn ther door an in ther middle OF Their first
ak Teller what was ngusted come out an SEE to hm,
Give me yer check, misteri'
Fur wnyi They're talkn' French, SEE he. FL you
w,lz tlayin fur or French nat he, yer widdont
Wee SEE l. an it broke him All up, an he guy me
She wuz playin thor Maskit,' an I've seed II soften
tibet Tm on, an Of she'd talked In Greek ia Din
the Same thing. But Pm not stuck on ner
she's IA four time winner by no means sne carries
too mutch IN her cos one a an e more at t She
bnks roun' innercintke an SEE some things Wnats
what she wuz taikn' bout 'cepn' fur eyes Thems
what gives hur wly."-LChicago Mail
is safe to predict that when an Irish Government Is
established in Ireland there Will be no more nercely
hated man there than Mr. Parne, whom certain sec
ton o patriots ar1 pretending to bitterness
keep mp agitation; and legitimate success IS the thing
to which they look forward with doubts ana tears'-
New York. Tceman's journal.
very faithful popular Congregational clergyman,
not thousand miles from Pitiseld. Mass, received
from friend a basket OF choice champagne. Coon after
a dear fIleud-a professor not far from Amherst-pad
him visit. and at dinner the champagne was sampled
The afternoon the day school little son OF
the divine questioned in geography and was asked
what he knew about Lake Chdmpain. He replied that
all about It, for his papa had some Of the water
Tor dinner that very day and that It came In bottles
THE MAIDEN's FAREWELL.
The time has come and we must part
The tearlrop dns mine eye.
How oft I've casped thee 10 my heart
with JOY IN days gone by
When first saw thee was sure
Thou earnest 10 INC 10 stay,
But nothing earthly doth endure
All things must pass away.
How oft I'm days. forever past,
My form thou hast embraced
Another takes thy place at last
And clasps me round the waist
Bnt such is lifc-we meet to part,
In midst OF change We dwell.
clasp another 10 my breast
Ola corset, fare thee well
Il Boston Courier
The chicago Hd calls attention to the fact that there
are several places in Chicago where good eating is
to had n this thing goes Chicago will soon begin
10 regard itself real metropolis and what viii ST.
Louis do then, poor thing
The latest craze must account for It. Hartford lady
stepped into n tea store and inquired:
DO you make any OF the old labels on your tea
Nome Only to throw them away"
"Oh. dear What pity DO you know that they are
" SO. indeed. Then they'll be worth about n dollar
Elect Of the MIkado parties Hartford Post.
There seems be n great demand Just for
called types OF American character. and reporters
some Western papers can't an odd-looking tramp
stumbling along the streets without writing him up a
type Of th0 great American people.
A REMEMBRANCE.
In Short Very ShOrt-Me,er
S Soys;
Lar1er,
Ardor.
Worms.
squlrms.
Outing.
1rOutinG.
s scream.
iaycd'
Saved.
Switch,
Twitch.
Weep.
Sleep. [Curtnfn.
-tAmerican Angler.
There many prOnunci Of the word
cocaine ~ there sylabes least. The authentic
pronunciation as given by who ought to know Is
ca-cen.
Imct remarkable man in Minneapolis the other
day. lie Is ecotch machinlst, and remarkably fue
OF aneuase' VIII venture to say that there Is not a
better lmEui't ia the NortnMest; french lalan.
Spanish and German are boys play to him tie not only
speaks ami reads these Hueny, but Norwegian, Danish
aud Russian we'll. In the last he is particularly we'll
read tue ancient writings. -lst Paul Pioneer Press.
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MUSIC
THE QUEEN OF SHEBA
The metropolitan Opera House was crowded
last night when GOldmarks Queen Of Shebl" had its
third proof the opera has touched
popular cnoId. The cast WAS the at tho first
performance except that Frau role OF
SWnmih. The nnsc Of the part is cruelty difficult
side being high for Frau krausss voice. and she was
plainly oyerwrGhted with IL. specially first act
whom her nervousness IN attempting role added To
the hardship OF her position Later IN the evening she
did better work.
TIE BLACK HUSSAR.
A cordial welcome was last night given 10
Mr. McCaulrs opereta company who returned with the
BLACK llussr to the stage OF the Theatre There
attractions In other theatres but fairly
humorous audience was nevertheless in attendance and
the musical numbers which established Them