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to be paid for their work and they also

to be paid for their work and they also
have right to be honest.
There was a delightful little wedding
last week and one of the fsirsst and pref
tiest young ladies in the city was the bride.
she did not wed one of her own townspeople
of course but was taken abroad by man
who knew woman for a wife" when
he saw her and made haste to claim
her for his own. In this respect can not
help but wonder why men are so universal
ly blinded to their own interests. There
are number of old bachelors and widow
ers in this city, who are running loose"
as Will says, losing their health and repu-
tation wasting their attentions on married
hirts and laying up a rheumatic old age of
neglect and decay. who carelessly pass by
the women who would make them good
wives and teach them more of real hsppi-
ness than they ever dreamed of. But for
this time must clos1 with
Yours lovingly, DOLLY.
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The muddle in England still con
tinues, and it is now stated that Sails.
bury is likely to refuse to take Office,
unless he gets assurance from the lib
erals that certain measures will not be
opposed. 1t is denied that the Con.
servatives want war with Russia, and
putting everything together it is hard
to tell what they do want. One thing
is certain, the power of the Liberals
will still be felt, whether Gladstone Is
in or out, and unless they can be in.
duced to pledge assistance in the con-
duct of the government, troubles will
spring up. which the combined forces
of tories, Parne!lites, and everything
else which can be mustered, will not
be able to manage.
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1t is stated that when the Mexican
band played Dixie ON change, in St.
Louis, some one in the crowd gave the
"rebel yell" which was taken up by
the crowd, and swelled to a powerful
volume of sound. 1t is probable that
the Mexicans have grown accustomed
to almost anything, but when that
rebel yell struck them, it is no won
der that they tried to crawl into their
horns, and in good round Mexican ap.
pealed to the "Dios."
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One of the most thoughtful edito.
rails on the Sunday question that have
yet appeared in the local religious
press is in the current Southwestern
Methodist, a Southern Methodist or.
gan, which says: "Wbile the word
of God is the end of all controversy
with Christian people, yet Christian
observance of the Sabbath never can
be coerced. 1t ceases to be Christian
the moment it becomes compulsory.
Doubtless all violations of divine law
are detrimental, but let it be shown
that they are 80"
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FLEA BITES.

Dealers say the perfume trade wa:
never more brisk than now and that il i:
steadily increasiDg.-Exchang
This is good news for women. Ithas
been pretty difficult for the psst few years
to down the mingled odor of stale beer
onions and cloves, which men keep by
them.
"A recent poem is entitled, ''Oh Kiss
Me Once and Let Me Die."-Exchange.
The girl was probably speaking to JET
ferson City man and she knew one kiss
would kill her dead as a mackerel.
-Nsthsn d. Urner is the author of a
poem entitled "The First Kiss of Love-
Exchange.
Nathan is in for picnic unless he mar
ried the girl.
"A New York paper says you can
kiss Michigan woman for five cents
Exchange.
Mighty few men would care to kiss a
Michigan woman at any price.
AS a sign of affection kissing is un-
known to the Australians, New Zealanders,
the Pspuans or the Esquimaux.-Ex.
Well from the specimens we have seen,
we don't want the job of learning them.
The rolling pin craze is undated.
Sales are as big as when first started. Many
ladies have decorated over dozen at q
time and the unlisted ask: "What do
they do with them PIX.
Ask their husbands. Perhaps they can
tell you that rolling pin tied with pink
and blue ribbon is just as easy for wo-
man to WELD as any other kind.
Julia Ward Howe will summer at New.
port. She is in need of rest, having work.
ed hard and faithfully as superintendent Of
the WWS@en's department of the New Or
leans Exposiiou.-Ex:
Judging from SOME OF the newspaper re-
ports, it will be some time before Julia gets
q "rest" from the women she treated Sc
badly at New Orleans.
in this free land there is nothing
woman has asked which she has not re-
Anna Dickson did not receive the
plaudits of the world on her acting, al
though she yelled at the top Other voice for
them.
-Nevada kissed 800 girls in San Fran
Well, as musical critic on New York
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DALIA MO.
TUESDAY, JUNE %. 1885.

The adage that there is nothing
new under the sun, has received a set
back, for the floating skating rink is
certainly a new wrinkle. The steam
boat, Plymouth Rock, is to be trans
formed into one. 1t will run between
New York and Newburg, during the
day, and at night will lie at her wharf
as a stationary rink.
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RAPID GHOwJ1,

A Story Which May Not He Positively True.
But That Has Some Foundation In Fact.
American humor delights in exag
gerssion. The Yankee has such pride
in the bigness of his country and the
rapidity of its progress, that he enjoys
astonishing his hearers with tales which
contain just enough truth to make the
magnifed sketch funny.
There is town, or rather a city, in.
Central Dakota only four years old.
Just four years ago there was one house,
a miserable shanty, standing on the
spot where is now four-story hoteE
There are five large hotels, six churches,
sixty saloons, skating Kinks, a system
of water works, electric lights, gas,
school-houses, banks, wholesale BUSH
ness houses of all kinds, enterprise.
energy, enthusiasm, push, selfishness
and money-making in this four-year.
old Hercules. Yesterday, nothing; to-
day, everything.
To illustrate, by grotesque exag-
geratiOn, the marvellous growth of the
Northwest, the following sketch is
amusing. An engineer ON the Chicago
& Milwaukee Road, which has pushed
its way into the heart of Southern Da-
kota, is supposed to tell the story.
''One day / was driving my engine
over the prairie at the rate of forty.
miles an hour, without house in sight
and supposing the nearest town to be
thirty miles distant. But as glanced
ahead / was astonished to see that
was approaching large city. rubbed
my eyes, thinking it was mirage.
"'Jim,' says to the fireman, what's
this placer
Blamed if / knowr says Jim, star
out of the cab. i declare, if there sin's
a new town growed up here since We
went over the line yesterday
81 believe you are right, Jim. Ring
the bell, or we shall run over somebody
$50 slowed up and we pulled into
a large depot, where more'n five hun
dred people were waitin' to see the first
train come into the place. The con-
ductor learned the name of the town.
put it down on the schedule and We.
went on.
"Jim,' says /, Is we pulled out,
keep your eyes open for new towns,
First thing you know we'll be runnins
by some strange placer
That's sor says Jim. AN hadn't
we better git one of the brakemen TO
watch out on the rear platform of the
last car for towns that spring up after
the engine gifts by? "-Youta's Conn
DdnIOn.
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crime and in the midst of pollution,
one-half the world lives and dies, and
the dwellers in clearly homes, in pal
ace and in mansion, composing the
other half, cannot do much, even if
inclined, because "the poor We have
always with you," and only God can
look down and forgive and pity His
helpless children.
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ELECTRICITY IN MATS.
A New Invention That VIII Render Every
House Burglar-Proof


House Burglar-Proof
Among the latest uses to which cleo
tricity is applied with remarkable sue
cess is in burglar alarms, through
means of an invisible mating. Every
opening in large building can havs
an invisible mat, which upon the least
touch will start bell ringing that viii
not stop until the occupant awakes and
turns it off. If desired the gas can be
turned on simultaneously with the
alarm, thus fully exposing the burg
lar. This mating is placed under the
carpet, and, by means of wire at
tached, sends off the alarm. The very
servants in the house do not know
where the mats are situated, and
can not cut the connecting wires. Any
sized mat can be had to fit any open
ing, or they can be placed near safe
on any place where valuables are kept.
Placed under the table or desk, an al
most imperceptible pressure of the
foot calls the servant or attendant, the
waiter in the kitchen, the butler and
coachman, respectively, from the PAM
try and stable. No sneak-thief can en-
ter q building or dwelling without
starting an alarm Immediately. A man
coming home late at night steps on the
mat; the gas is Lit Instantly down
stairs and upstairs. He goes to his
bedroom, presses mat there and the
gas down stairs goes out, leaving that
in his room Lit. The surface of the
carpet is not made uneven, nor doee it
wear the carpet in the least. The sys-
tenn has met with wonderful success, and
many large dwellings on Fifth avenue
supplied with it are as difficult to enter
undetected as blowing up safe when
the cashier is present. At the dinner
table the lady of the house calls q SER
want by q pressure of the foot, without
sounding q gong. 1t takes only feH
hours 10 equip building. The plans
costs from two hundred and fifty doh
lars to five hundred. dollarA-M Z
Mel and cypress.
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There seems to be growing tenden'
cy in science, politics and religion
toward liberation. Men are beginning
to realize that there may be "anothel
side," which, if viewed from at the
proper angle, might reflect as much
truth, perhaps, as the side they have
been accustomed to behold.-Ksnsa!
City News.
The above is true, but the trouble
seems to be that is difficult to under
stand where federation leaves off and
license commences.
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Will Accapt.

London, June E0.-This evening the Der
lief that the conservatives will accept Office
is becoming quite general. 1t seems that
the message Sir III. F. ParSonby handed to
the marquis of Salisbury this morning con-
veyed to the marquis the information that
Mr.. Gladstone and members of his cabinet
were willing to give to their successor in
Office all the aid possible in the conduct of
the government.
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During last year the coins struck
by the British Mint, were of no less
than thirty-four different kinds. In
addition to the different pieces used in
the United Kingdom, the authorities
were called upon to provide silver
cents for Hong Kong, silver and
bronze cents for Canada, bronze pias-
tiers for Cyprus, nickel, pence and
farthings for Jamaica, bronze farth-
ings for Malta, bronze cents for
Mauritius, and silver and bronze coins
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Mr.. aladstone's RESIGNATION.

Now Orleans Weekly STATES.
A great statesman resigning fat Of
flee is never seen in America. Hence
Senator Edmunds must have been
profoundly impressed when listening,
last week, to Mr.. Gladstone's speech
resigning the premiership.
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Psrfoot Sight,

As thousands Can testify, there - no.h
ing 30 much to be desired as perfect sight
md perfect sight CA only be obtained BY
using perfect spectscles. G. g. Taylor, our
home optician, exercises srestskill and pa
tieucs in fitting those needing spectscles
With care md comfort 10 the wesrse.
Tl2-11dfl
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WANTS TO COME
To Sedalia With Brick and Tile
Works.

CovINGToN, MIAMI COUNTY, O., !
Jnne Is, 1885.
Mayor Of Sedalia, No:
SIR-I am DESTROYS of moving my
tile and brick works to some place
west or south where the demand is
better and and not so much COMPETE
ton. We have over 600 tereries in
Ohio and prices are down to cost.
Your place has been recommended to
me. Have you any factory and what
would the demand be. / have been
extensively engaged in both brick and
tile business, and am, and have been
four years president of the Ohio Brick,
Tile and Drainage association. Hav-
ing the means and other requisites /
intend to put up large works at a good
shipping point. Please hand this to a
member of your agricultural associa-
ton or to some one interested and be
kind enough to let me know if your
place is not supplied and l am suffi-
GENTLY encouraged | may locate there.
Yours, ETC.,
j. G. WAGNER.
ANSWER.
Sedalia has no tile works but has
several brick yards. Two dealers in
hardware here have shipped in since
April 1st twenty car loads of tile.
This county has plenty of clay suitable
for this enterprise and only a trial of a
skilled man is needed to demonstrate
the fact.
SedalIa is an excellent point for this
business. There is a large and con-
slant growing demand for tile and
brick. This city has railroads leading
to Texas and Chicago and in six diff
ferent directions out of the city and is
a most excellent shipping point. Sed-
ALA has 10000 inhabitants, water
works, gas works and is populated
with as thrifty and ambitious people
as ever lived reside here. Come with
your works and you will be accorded
an opportunity to live and do business
with living profit in community of
as clever people as ever existed.
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Appreciation of American product:
abroad is amply illustrated by the large ex
port of Richmond Sraigh: Cut Cigarettes
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DOLLY.
"ROUGH On RATS. ,,

Clears out rats, mice. reaches, flies, acts
bed -bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophsrs
l5c. Druggists
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The Trunk Trade.

The Trunk Trade.
Kansas City Nows.
One family arrived at Newport last
week with sixty-four trunks. The
trunk trade must be improving.
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HEAKT Pains.

Palpitation, Dropsical swelling, Dizzi.
ness. Indigestion, Headache, sleeplessness
cured By "Wells' Health Remover"
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REQUESTS OF CORNELIUS B. shrIN.

New BRITAIN, Conn, March 29.-The will
of Cornelius b. Erwin president OF tho Russell Erwin
Manufacturing Company, who died here on Monday.
names Henry L. Russell OF New-York. Mahon III.
Woodruff, of Brooklyn. and Henry T. Russell, OF this
cly as executors and trustees OF the estate II pro-
yides also for In OF the death Of
more of the executors named: first J. Andrew Pickett
requests amount to $1.l42.7G7. The public requests
are: To the South Congregational Church, New-Brain
his homestead when cost 100000 for use AS q
parsonage for building chapel $4,000; in trust for
keeping parsonage repair, $4,000; aud for building
and conducting sectarian home for INDECENT
women. $4,000; TO the New-BrItain Institute about
Sl6O,OOO; 10 the city OF New-Britain for park.
$50 0OO for cemetery. 81 900; and for the care OF
graves especially or the poor IN the cemetery $50 0OO
spldiers meirnent, $4,000; 30 the Baptist church.
New Britain $4,000; 10 tho Episcopal churcn $5000
To Booue VILE Oneida County NcwYOrk. the place of his
birth. $4,000: to the Baptist church. Oak Bluffs.
Martha'e Vineyard. S., 900; tn the New-I,rain Club.
$4,000 to the Connecticut Industrial school Tor Girls
College, $50. 900; TO Olvet College $25OO0 TO Driry
Co ege 81 500; to Doane College. $1,000 TO American
College ana Education Society. xl.3,333; 10 American
Home Missionary Society S33333 to tue Baptist Home
Mission society $40 1888; 10 the Missionary Associaton
New York CITY. $43333; " Hampton Normal Institute
$33.333.
responsibilities aud skill In the administration. the
readue of tue estate Is 70 be divided equally between
Oliyet College, Marietta College. Iowa College, Ripon
College and TalladcRa College,
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Post once Nouce

Letters Europe need not We specially directed ior aus
patch PARTICULAR stea ner IN osLer 20 seuro speey
delivery 1T aestin tion as all Trans S so 'o'
Il ~ fastest availiDle
Foreign mails tns week on ding tpril T. "in dion
tpuoAPILY IN Gases, At JnI, olic1 as fouows'
soutla upton and Bremen tetters lor ireland must
he directed per elder at iof ireland, per y
oSsr European Countries be directed per oota
MAJ; att a. IN O." ioun dam. per g. Ar.nda ~
H. a NJ entail America ale the SUM Pacinc fvrs
must be directed per ',ify OF Para"G at ESQ ,. m.
for Porto Rico direct, per So Apes o.. $50 p IA.
for Greyt0wn per s. Lucy +. Mhief' VIA Ncworca"s'
THURsDAY-At ~ IN. for the windward Islands per y =
Barracouta; at p m. for Der nuda, pcr s. urinoso
At i,SU D. for Cuba ana the .st innes via tsvana;
ana for Campecha cnapa4 raDasco ana fucata1, Mex.
,co per s. III o, A.exanria uetters ior other Mexican
states uust be direct "a pcr Sity "a ~ ~
NJ m Tor st Pierre afquelon, VIA Hailfax.
Ter Brazil and the La P.sla Countries via brazil %.
Advance. va Newport Sewsi Ats p m ior Ne"'oa'a'
land via halifax
sATURDAI-As m for Europe per men as., M ~
arocLeI por ezra - at6a az Tor drciana -, =
Aurana via Queenstown letters Tor Great sre
MAJ AZ 4 SCOTLAND direct per EIiovia "
glasgow must be receq per s,a ~
etters must be directed per Bsl,snand a. ii;SS
NJ Hayt pers A,yc a. tisy IN 0' oa0s s'a
Porto RICO. per o O. 'ewpo.s " s &C..
sUNDAY-At7 1880 y. IN for Iruxiho sau noa'*ns pos
& q ). 0teri. via New-orieaaA
Mails ior chm. and Japan . pse n, ssn fsp'S Va
pan ft az aasuaS NewIealand SANDWICH and Pdl
isiands mar dfcf sydn tva ssn fr slosc5l Gloss
hofs a. e. 'o s. on ss g, =
Am. .ch.du,s ofsosn OF rrans eaolaa nail, srr,aysd
On os sI srenssco Wss .r sas Easi srivas o. nHs
ssp FrAnclsco on the day sAAins OF sso1 nefs ~ ~
Ss'shsd 'hs''s Tho 'f Hss s O. PEARSON ress.ass
koss 0mcA hew.Yocx, X. 4. March ~. l55A
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DrsHsA RrEyED MINERS RETURN TO WORK.

PITTsBURG, March 81 (SpeciaD. Eight coal
mines are running the Pan Handle Railroad to-day at
the pig The operators at one OF these mines
offered the diggers week cents busbel for coal
solid In the local rade and Gig for that shipped to
foreign markets They refused to acceptiL The opera
tors Withdrew the proposition ana to-day their miners
returned to gig cents for both local and foreign
trade There l. also e break on the Baltimore and OHIO
road The miners ut the Snowdcn mine returned to
work at the zig cent rate. dispatch from the fourth
pool says that the miners there becoming dishear
ened committee OF strikers failed 10 get out tho non
union at Noils mine and trouble Is feared. Some
of the strikers violence and talk VI dynamite
The miners Mercer Comfy In the northwestern part
OF the State, talk pf sirk hs against propoSeh reuuc
busy time with the river men, The indications are good
for coal boat stage OF eight or nine feet within the next
foriy-eghl hours There will be sufficient water for
bargcs afternoon, and nearly Ten millions OF
bushels OF coal are loaded Tor shipment IL VIII not be
long before the mnerss strike
is
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ROBERT L. AUSTIN.

Robert F. Austin, senior partner of Austin
Nichols Co.. the well-known wholesale grocers, died
suddenly yesterday morning at his home, No 435 Gin
tou-ave, Brooklyn. He was born In 1923. in the
northern part OF this State. When young man he re-
moved to Albany, where he secured prominence as a
business and took active part in politics. He
served term member Of the Assembly about
thirty years In 1861 he came To this city and en-.
tered the firm OF which Austin. Nichols ~ Co.. OF
No. 81 Uudsun-st. the Mr. Austin soon
took leading place the business OF the city,
and his firm highly successful About ten years ago
he became q member OF the Chamber OF Commerce.
Last Wednesday he In Albany and appeared before
a legislative committee. The following day he was
taken sick and yesterday morning congestiye chill
ended his life He left widow and one son. The funeral
Will take place on Saturday. .
meeting of the grocery trade OF this CITY was held
yesterday afternoon ut the Mercantile Exchange. f. H.
Leegett IN tho chair. ii. X. Thurber. after paying q
high tribute to the deceased offered resolutions re-
GREETING his death, which were unanimously adopted
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DIED.

HAzENcnar,osss A. widow u ths iats yshn H. Hasa
s sss ss:A s I e s:' a5
54s5ss. Es.. S:s g e &c Ns
and Pauline Hszistk
GAINESVILLE. Ohio, papers please copy.
HYATT-At Eden Florida March Is, 1885. rsiah suitA
Relatives va meet 4 his hone Mrstown. N. J.. Thurs
;S Church
s ss. leave, e i ksSY0r va D. and R. u ~
g. 81 r
Service Residence Of Sadrsw j. Todd So West SsshsA
ENT-At Lancaster, N H. March go Richard P Kent in
r.n ssnss, ss. en-. T. s. s e.:
Funeral services at Trinity Chapel s6thst, Brsanw
kindly SeSGi1 c@s doA ASn. l. I" Il O'CLOCK m
MILLERAt Carmel March 81. John O. Miller in the 7iss
Funeral Iate residence Thursday "a inss hss
TIsis is5.ns. via NewYorh City and Northern Rail
d chIi.tisn and Adsns Mstssar Of sAis ny
place A:,srs
sa9wn VIC Mss q william On h Sunday March 49, Rus
81 so rsn y &
sLApE-on sunday March 90 1885, Of pneumonia Edward
Funeral residsnc. Of bis nephew George r. slad4
IS
lnterment at Boston. Mass
s-AGG-on Friday. March 81. Of pneumonia Catherine.
widow Thomas Stage late Of New-York City In the 76
Funeral residence Poundridge Wednesday April at
Burial at stlieck's Corners
New.Haven trains Grand Central Depot for New.
Canaan O. m and 445 p. N
Chicago and Savannah papers please copy.
this city on Mon5,y March % ":o
son Of tie lat George O. Stevenson In the 62i OF h
Funeral services Trinity Church. Sing Sing Thursdays
Omaha papers please copy.
TwEEDY-At Danbury. Conn. Sunday. March 30. Mary
Relatives and Of family are to attend the
funeral services at her late residence Wednesday April
l. 1885. ut O'Clock p. m.
TIFFT-At Washington d O., Sunday, March go Jcns-
than Neville TIT S this city Sa s Iyb ysar Of ns
Wednesday Afternoon At o'clock.
Relatives and friends are invited 70 attend
WRAY-sudienly third month, 29th John wray, the
Funeral Iase residence ?ls Yves. I2oths.
Interment at Tarrytown-
wINsToN-At Fernaudina Fla. March 81. Frederick sey.
will held az Calvary Church. 4thave and
=, 2ssss on Thursday APr a z ~ az O'clock sn n
wOODHULL-On March 80 1888, Julia T.. woodruff
Funeral from her as residence lo4 Henrys on Thursday
Friends are particularly requested to omit flowers
Interment at convenience offa nily.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. Monday evening" March 30, at
bis residence 1t oyster Bay Long Island william Wheat
Christ Church. Oyster Bay. Thursday at
Friends relatives respectfully invited to attend
Those taking at Hunters Point at 0.3j will find
GARAGES waiting their arrival seyossett can return ~
wiNTER-suddeny Monday March So 1885, through
cident. William Henry WINTER 80 South Portandave-
Brooklyn, agedft
Notice OF funeral hereafter.