New-York tribune., 1885-01-20
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

Teaching school for Indian boys in Nsw-Nexco Il
attended with some inconveniences. The other day
several ApdcIe braves visited scnoo in Aibaqaerqus
where their pupils full OF wrath aud wnskey.
rhey wanted to clean out the whole establishment
they id heard tba the Indian lads we're oc1a-
sionally punished And the only way to pacfy them
~as to get them so drunk that tney were helpless.
Near the village OF Richmond Mo-. lives David Whit
ner, OF t-shel oAtb that they
rebed ne Augr OF the Lord bring down the plates from
which the Book OF Mormon Was written snd deliver
prophet and it was IN whitners Keeping that ths orig
mai manuscript remained for many years Ana yel Mr.
wilmer seom> IN no hurry 10 remove 10 utan
.teipha Inquirer
The Rev JOSEPH Cook informed Canadian paper the
other day that he IL provisional free-trier and
iitiona protectioni.t"; ard when the Canadians
look at hun they big head" softly under their
breath.
An English hostess distributes refreshment tickets
among her guests. 10 TIE dancing men blue ones eDu-
unS them to champagne supper, Dat TO the wall,
flowers pink ones. As case OF no waltz no supper,
allowing them only lemonade and aDiscut-l"atefDiry
American.
DID you advertise for a to do clipping :" asked
Tra!-oOkiug individual who had invaded the editors
HIM" said the Archinedes OF the printing office; you
don't lJOk ike cllpper What have you been working
atf
The Intruder toyed with the Office shears aud replied:
" I've been shetring sheap"
The editor turned TO yellow paper again and mur
mured
statr-st; twelve dollars aud a hah dip "-lBostoa
Commercial Bulletin.
Il il said that the Salvation Army has converted
era baseball players They will sterny forswear all
bats after this
A Chinese bride attred in "a plain blue hi,
trimmed with rare old toyah while the trousers Of
three fu lengths o yellow sigee" .I has often occurred
with rare old toysI Would be lovely costume for q
bride. A silver ki in the hair and gold tnmtu around
the neck would materially increase the effectiveness Of
the eostune, ge think. .-lNorristown Herald.
The Japanese praise the United States for having
returned the indemnity fund when not legally bound 10
do So but intimate that justice will be completely
done until the II terest is also paid
woman in Ohio gave 81, 900 to a faith doctor.
who disappeared. she cured-of her faith.
LAZY 1aSG%aa aow much did you say haze
cents you mean, stingy old fraudT-lTexas siftings
The Arizona editor again: We were in Al Dlodgctes
saloon this week, giving views on Cleyelands Csb
net and in other respects minding BUSINESS when
Grngo Baker In and said we were liar. We
denied the charge and told him he gentleman. =,
Al this ncture. had we not quickly dodged. he would
have Knocked us down; it was he only grazed our
nose knowing him be drunk. and therefore helpless.
we darted out OF saloon and to Office with
much celebrity game Lee would allow and locked
ourselves In sanctum. Had we not thus nobly TO-
Trained from combat we would soon have wiped the loor
with Grngo Baker And yet understand that hs
calls us a red nosed coward We quite content TO 10
public manner OUR views the Cabinet for which
Gringo called liar. We believe that it should con-
who will recognize literary ability In giving
out the post Offices And there 10 loaded shotgun Id
our sanctum which says 50 too"
The quality o, the California wine product this year
Is said TO than that or previous
The Of imported wines will got the benefit OF
tbs Boston transcript
The following appeared in Arizona paper few daa
ago: We understand that Brother Smith, OF The
hat ha
whether he is the editor OF that sheet or not Wearo
willing to give Brother Smith the beneat OF the doubt
and {, Seve that he Is not We do not wonder that no
is unwilling to stand sponsor for the little patent med-
cine advertising sheet We would that the Office boy
edited t. only know is too poor to have AN once
boy All The money of the concern Is spent In painting
Hrother Smiths red As the editor Of well red
nose Brother Smith is success"
Bubby stuhbel his aid crying 10 his mother
There there. Bubby" she said after sue had nscer.
tanned that the Injury was trihng; you arc to' o,g
s az, " 70 do mammal" he asked. sobbingly;"I amt
b big enough to s-swear I'll Rehoboth sunday Herald
Tho largest mat in the world covers the circus ring OF
the Coyent Garden Theatre 1t Is made OF unoeached
cocoanut fibre and has a soft pile four inches thick iu
weight is more than two tons
The present Texas State Legislature is known as the
Kid lie gislature," because OF the extreme |ou'hoSs
OF many OF its members
Conadu will not continue the assumption that IL m us
continue tied the parent apron ana we sonof
an given TO tue fact the letter ior AL
cerned II is beautiful thing q say what you so
s,y as Though meant it, And that lsJusS wua
yn.t mniorty of the people OF Canada mean Not ony
tSe whole of the Reform press. as we peie,o hSS
commitfed 10 declaration OF ndependenee, ous aI "
the ensn,lent press OF the Doainon-to@ Sahaine
News, ontario Canada.
George Augustus saa charactersss tho freneh as an
essentially mersural frivolous gallant and hoartess
,aonleY Mr. sala Paris when the German troops
were closing In upon it, and was arrested as Prusssn
.py and very roughly handled. Evidently he has nos
forgiven the French people for this unpleasant mistake
Deserved What lie Got " Is the headline which TN
World thought appropriate for report Of negro lynch
ng I'm Mississippi This Is sound Democratic doctrines
and extremely popular In the South.
new name has been devised for 'ncendarism. II
py romanla and Is intended to keep company with dip.
sOmaDia and kleptomania poor man will have W PV
the penalty for arson just ths PhadelphiA NV
ord.
"A COED many marriages" says Boston exchanss
4" come out Of . tennis court" They are usually tas
kind that 60 into some other court
The Senatorial candidate dictated tslssrsm 70 mem:
forget the Obligation" How many. words v thasv
Eleven" SAID the private secretary Well. you nnoM
hat mean. Boil It down TO ton wordA Tne yfivaes
secretary struck out the word "net"LChioago AeW@S