Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1885-02-15
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whoever inserted the following advertise
nsn, in one Of the daily pPerz yesterday
rad better fzd N asylum elsewhere than
in the n~eigbborhOOd Of the old Palette club
building in Eas. T~uen,yseoOad street The
advertisement Is short and reads a. follows
@WsuisS-A watch dog. Apply 10 the
engineer at No. ! East TEeniyseeOAd
sReeG
By ; o'clock Yesterday afternoon Michael
PARED, the engineer designated, vas Il
STATE Of wrath bordering on aPOPlexy. and
q SCATTERING vOIley Of expletiTes greeted
tie reporter as be grouPedkis ~usydoSn the
subceIsr Of No. :. the old Palette elab
building. Ekish is row OccuPied BY a beer
saloon, some studios, and = Kindergarten
Il didn't advertise Cor no dOueg, said
the engineer. as he lock up from q piece oil
coal and struggled vith his emotions
What would l want Eitk = lorreg doSn
herer'
The surrounding vaults did not look as Il
they contained any treasures that required
canine surveillance.
Since this mornin'," continued the az
grieved Mr.. Mr.. Farrell, ~wrathfully, there
been a string of ours lugged here to me BY
Tom. Dick and Harry. I won't put up I'D
II. You amt got one, ave yoa?' NoI Wen
It's agool thing you amt. lust tod the
Gov wien he said somebody wanted to see
me 10 tel him to-wel, no matter, III tell
70. This moruin' sirly g man come here
an wanted to kuoS where was the man What
had advertised for a dorreg. The bArkeePer
| u~ustsfrs didn't knOx, an he got 6 paper an
savs II Ess tie engineer. That's me. 50 ne
, skinned hin down stairs here. TN s!lIs
! busy With the fires and furnaces, SOS | 20:
no lime for foolin. l told the chap didn't
want 10 dorreg, but he wanted me 10 take
II whether or 10, and nsSthin' mast do but
Tor him to show me bis pints and te! me
! 'ow oncoumcn quick he was 70 take nold
and ehaw. had Just got nd Of this beast
an his owner when long come another q
| feller Who said the beast was called .laisF
Fever in his neigbborhOOd, because ne was
so Quick IL estchin. ! began 70 get mid-
I went sn' looked at that paper, an saS the
| artickle WAS al right. So Jest sot nv te9ih
| hsht hard, and made up my mind 70 get a
| FIRE shovel, 'sn il the men Who brought
! pups down stairs didn't take em out pretty
quick, to let en- have it.
Well, SIR: the dorregs that were brought
haer to-day were enough TO open a bench
show. Al kinds. | tell you, from q mongrei
terrier that was not much on tie bite bat
vas q heavy barker. TOT bow-legged bulldog,
with an uRdershot Jaw, warranted 10 hold on
| until they sawed his head of. Most OF
them we're ours that woaldnt bite anything
eIcep; meat IF | had wanted q watch dog
| wouldn't q taken any o Them.
No. sir, groWled the engineer, as be 6e
gen 70 shovel viciously at his coal III |
could catch the party as pat ths' sruckle
in the paper ] wouldn't leave enough OF HIM
TO bury in 8 pillar case
iron irouiring above the barkeeper 5
| features underwen, s wicked smile.
Cues the engineers mad amt he!
Good msLy dogs been visiting him., he
said. Il don't know who put the HdTer-
iseneut in. Some kind of a joke. l ex-
pec:ed to have dogs trooying through here
while the crowd was drinking beer. Night
have been q mistake, though. sent most
Of the dog-sellecs to No. I West Twenty
second street
No. : West Twenty second street is, how.
ever. = private dwelling, engineeriess and
With no canine longipgs. and the kinder
garten in the Palette club building set up a
| chorus Of shTieks at the idea OF q sharp
dog.
Engineer Farrell will present a chrome
and his hearty thanks to whoever will tell
him who pat The "sgtickle' in the paper.