New-York tribune., 1885-08-09
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

Any man can mako money in lottery By simply mot
buying ticket.
In Dakota OF the days are eighteen hours
long Even then the average man has 70 go so"n
philadelphia Call.
GENERAL ULYSSES s. GRANT.
BORN 9TH APRIL, 1922. DIED 23D JULY, 1885.
From Punch.
Ger all Ss Myriad leagues , OF the New World
its desoating banner. when fierce hate s.
Two noble names shone chiefly. Lee and Grant,
These twain titanically militant
Peace, brOodng Ger the land with placid brow,
Sees the great lighters fallen. He M at isst. ...
The calm. tenacious man, who seemed TO cast
Whom onx-drawn anguish could not bend dor Of turn.
As must ra have found the summons glad relief
An Iron soldieri II. 40 foemen say,
Marfed wsn the hsro a sm n
HIS land will not record him less thap great,
Who, In her hour Of need, stood 1rm, and stayeo
The tide Of dissolution. Unafraid
The peoples heart, the patriot muse, may vauns
The golden service Of Ulysses Grant.
California Cinnamon can board lodge and clothe them
selves on 90 cents week, and each ono has BANK 40
count
"weI that depends good deal on who teeters on tae
other end OF the plank with him." :" How 30; SIT
,oS%s up S%iddS fair but when you come 70 him
down between such fellers ss you an me. Judge; ne
[Chicago Herald
The town of Good Hatchet In Idaho is Offset BY the
Bad Axe in Michigan
Motto of the oleomargarine dealer" For butter or
for worse."-[Buriington Free Press.
Justus schwab says expects be assassnated any
dsy Ho can't have heard that the price Of powder has
lately increased three cents pound
Broker-I can recommend these railroad equipment
bonds In every respect They are the hrst mortgage Oh
jerks newly marriod,-T don't take any interest in
frat mortgage bonds My trouble just now is where to
EaIl Ssi some 's'0nu-nA"1 'D'A''N'' 'A''
II the despots OF Europe could come over and sec
city election in the United States they would trem6e
worse than ever" says Henri watterson. But then'
elections IN Kentucky and especially ia Louisville. were
always queer.
They sat on the broad vcranda,
As dudes and dudnes do;
The moon that glinted the distantlaks
Poured its light about these two'
They we're talking on various subjects.
or the pleasure Az the springs
OF the parting soon to ioliows
And all such other things.
With chairs close side by side,
They smoked I'LL the hour OF eight,
When the policeman winked at the Alderman
Lets 20 down and have su thin 70 take.
Lewiston Journal
.ta .,rcet corner. time o D. m-She-"win you call
op mother tomorrow eveningr He-"Y Y-o-e-s, can
oct time" she-"You never have any trouble in finding
time TO meet me- II you too busy to see mother
snail always 10 too busy to go where am likely 10 see
you"
To-day is fair and sweet her sfnlles
Her ey es are blue and bright with dawn;
soul with youth and gl'dncss rife,
That ask no question wherefore We were oorn
To live this life !
But Yesterday IL sad and Wild
Aud filled wish dreams OF long-iost tninge
A wandering, loveless, oucast child
Whose face. Iiko angels from the face Of God,
Is hid By dropping wings ,o,. v
Fourth-ave. last week, passing cooper tnst
int which large snoring beams placed while
IL undergoing alterations, whom country man Jumpeo
hastily up with the exclamation WHAT ls tnat tum
bling down toor "No." answered fellow'passenger
..that is Cooper Institute" know, was the reply
but thought everything in NewYork had got to turn
bling down."
They have Cowboy Musical Prodigy" In st. Louis
barSel organ Is said favorte instrument one
with six chambers the barrel and double action. re
Ites hs music 'in the air" and though ne plays mum
her of peoes ho plays r. best.-l Minneapolis IT'D
une.