Weekly Chillicothe crisis., 1885-07-16
FACT AND FANCY.

| mOtnCF ucaTi he Is cHgNScu ullcduy'
You can call man who taps bar
rcls u tapster and it will not offend
him, but il you find a girl who spins,
Just call her spinster and see what
happens.
"Wherc did you get that scarP"
"My wife, your honor "Ah, she
must be very energetic woman. "
"Yes, she always strikes while the
iron is hot. %
An exchange says; "A prohibi-
zionist is very often one who wants
the saloons closed, but would not wish
TO interfere with the manufacture of
dcmIjohns, y
"Mr Jcnkinsons wife must be aw-
full Jealous said Miss Smith; "he
gave me his seat in the horsr-car, and
when thanked hlm he begged me not
TO mention it,"
1t is easy enough to tell how
the children of other people should
be brought up and the chiIdess clergy
man is generally an expert in giving
advice to mothers.
Divorces are becoming common in
| Scotland. This is not surprising.
Very few nations of men will submit
to being fed on oatmeal for more than
ten consecutive generations.
The reason there has not been any
frantic rush to secure copies of the re-
vised edition, it is said, is that the old
fashioned book makes a good enough
cGntCr-tablc ornament for the majority
of folks.
a youth in Orange, who was vio-
Iently Interested in the story Of evil
liam tell, ~ tried few days ago to
shoot TIM cup from his fathers head.
According to the report Of the coroner
he aimed 4 trille low.
A member of the cnoir at ST,
Georges chapel, Windsor castle, has
been singing there for seventy years.
Think OF the Spitcful .hings this
choirister must have heard, and the
hcartburnings he must have aided in
kindling.
They say that Mr., Smith is Il very
close student remarked POpjniay at
the dinner table. Angelina hlushcd
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W Ino tG",S ,i,, VI nvr i"'r, "nu mnui,1cG,
pretty well ovrr ON her side of thr s,fa
when ne called.
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tendance at church on Sundays" re-
marked Parson Jones. "Ncithcr can
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swung a hammock in his backward,
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anu on gong 10 u ouhuay morning
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