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Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14
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FOR LADIES ONLY.

a REMEDY endorsed by the best Physi-
clans and Druggists at its home.
A REMEDY that Mr.. G. W. O'Neil, Good
water, Ala, says raised his wife from an
invalid's bed. and he believes saved her
A REMEDY of which a prominent Atlanta
merchant said: 81 would have given $500
as soon as would a nickle for what two
bottles of your medicine did for my daugh-
teri
A REMEDY In regard to which, 8. j. Cas-
sells NJ. D., Druggist, Ga, says: al can
recall instances in which it afforded relief
after al the usual remedies had failed
A remedy about which DIR. r. b. Terrell,
LAGRANGE, Ca, writes: Il have used for
the last twenty years the medicine which
go s, are prin et1g up ana consider u the ne
the disease for which 1t is recommended"
A REMEDY about which DIR. Joel Branham
Atlanta. said al have examined the rec
ipe, and have no hesitation in advising its
use. and confidently recommend it."
A REMEDY which the Rev. II. B. johnson,
near Marietta, Ga, says he has used In his
family with the utmost satisfaction and
recommended II to three families "who
found 1t to be just what is recommended"
A REMEDY of which Pemberton, Iverson
1t for many years, with constantly incIeas-
ing sales. The article is a staple with us,
and one of absolute merit" afst
A REMEDY of which Lamar, Rankin &
Lamar say: ave sold so gross in
four months, and never sold 1t in any
place but what 1t was wanted again."
A REMEDY by which Dr. Baugh of La
Grange, Ga, says: ~ cured one of the
most obstinate cases of VICARIoUS MEN
SITUATION that ever came within my
knowledge, with few bottles"
A REMEDY of which DIR. j. G. Huss, Nota-
sulga, Ala, says: al am fully convinced
that 1t is unrivaled for that class of disea-
SEES which it claims to cure"
A REMEDY about which Maj. John G.
Whitner, of Atlanta, well and favorably
known all over the United States as a
General Insurance Agent, says: ~ used
this remedy before the war, on a large
plantation on q great number of cases, al
ways with absolute success"
A REMEDY about which Mr.. !. w. Strange,
of Gainesville, Ga. certifies that one bot
tie cured two members of his family of
menstrual irregularity of many years
standing.
This Great Remedy is
Bradfe|d's Female Regulator
Send for Treatise on the Health and Hap
piness of Woman, mailed free.
BRADFIELD REGULATOR Co.. Atlanta, Ga.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14

1t is the strongest possible argu-
ment for our Immortality that min @
out Of every ten human beings be-
lieve in il.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14

About half we know, we guess at,
and the other half somebody has
guessed at for us.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14
MARrANNA, ARK. July l, 1884.

Mr.. 1. z. Bishop, Druggist, Washington
ID. Clear Sir: We the Undersigned, hav-
ing suffered Tor several months from tbs
poisonous effects OF malaria, chilling every
few days, and having tried various so-calied
remedies without relief, were induced 10
buy box OF your celebrated Fever and Aguo
Pills. We took them according 70 directions,
and having been cured by the use Of these
Pills, we do not hesitate 10 r. commend them
as a sure and permanent cure for Chilla and
other Malarial Diseases. We believe that
they will cure any case OF Chills that can
be found and advise all who are suffering
in this way 10 buy box OF bishops Fever
and Ague Pills at once. Try them for they
will cure YOU sound and well, and thus save
you money, time and much OF the meanest
suffering that falls to human beings Hop
ing that your Pills may have the large sale
that their merits deserve, we are, most re-
specially and truly,
Prin. Marianne College.
A. N. YARBOROU6H,
FRED BECKER,
MRS. 81. KOHN.
Price, 81 per box, or six boxes for Is. For
sale by Druggists, OF sent by mail, postage
paid, ON receipt OF price, 10
T.. q. BISHOP, Druggist,
Manufacturer and Proprietor,
Cor Ninth and III Streets, N. W.,
Sept. 9. lSs4-6m Washington. ID. O..
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14

WAsHISGTON, ID. c., Feb q.
Mr.. L. O. Bishop-Dear Sir: I take great
pleasure In recommending 10 the public the
Ague Pills sold by You. 1 used them in my
family, and they gave relief and effected
permanent cure of Chilis, where all other
remedies had failed. They certainly act like
a charm, and anyone using them win ind
a sure specific. Respectfully,
NELL 3. BROWN, JR.,
Reading Clerk House Of Representatives.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14
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Fractions, in Fifths in Proportion.

1867 Prizes, amounting SOS, 500
Application for rates to Gibbs should be
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New Orleans.
For further Information write clearly, Civ
Ing full address. POSTAL NOTES, Elk
press Money Orders, or New York Ex-
change in ordinary letter. Currency by Ex-
press (all sums of So and upwards at our
expense) addressed
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or NJ. A. DAUPHIN,
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Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14
CERTIFICATES.

From Hon. Jao. f. House, Of 1snnaisee.
WAsHIHGToN, ID. O.. Nay 20.
was troubled for about six months with
periodical returns OF Chills and Fever, foi-
lowing AN attack of Malarial Fever In Aap~
TENDER last. ] was finally Induced ~ a
fiiend TO try Bishops Ague AntidOfes aud
have had no return Of Chills since used hsa
pills. i regard then as a certain cure.
JNO. r. HOUSE, M. o.
To l.. Q. Bishop, Druggist, WRshingt0u.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14
BISHOPS
VEGETABLE FEVER AND AsvE PILLS,
Aspecifc for tho Care Of
Intermittent and Remittent Feyers,
Fever and Ague, &c.
An Invaluable :n!iish d, Mara

These Pills are a specific for tina cure OF
Chills and Fever OF every form, Dumb Ague,
Malarial Fever, and all Bilious Diseases aris-
Ing romlmiasmatfc causes. They have been
used with the greatest success and can he
confidently recommended as a certain aud
speedy cure. f'
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14

Politeness has no creed.
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14

4 HaEFH sena SIX cents FOR postage and
a pRIIH receive free, a costly box of
IA 4siAHx goods which will help all, of
either sex, to more money
world. Fortunes await the workers abso-,
lutely sure. At once address TRUE & Co. /,
Augusta, Mime.
April -, iSSi-l2m.@ -ss's
Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14

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Clarksville weekly chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1873-1890, 1885-02-14

In better than that of Pennsylvania,
and capable of every growth we can
boast OF in the Keystone State, with
cotton added in o large belt of the
southern portion. 1t has all the divers
ity of hills, valleys and water courses.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15

ing large portion Of its elevating and
conservative forces. They are not only
friends and supporters but sources of light
and inspiration. They are the reservoirs
Of irregating waters, they are banks which
will honor all drafts upon them in gold
coin. The deep and lasting obligations of
the country to them, if not Justly appre-
ciated now will be profoundly felt and
gratefully acknowledged by coming gener-
ations In this wonderful mountain region,
whose wealth and variety of resources
have never yet been overestimated, and are
not elsewhere upon the earth surpassed
there will eventually be millions of popu-
lati0n, whose mingling nationalities will
evolve a race, combing the best in each,
and breathing the pure mountain air, so
invigorating to body and mind. will GER
tainly produce a race the equals of any the
annals Of time present. In arming this
immense and growing element in our
national life with superior intelli
gence and a pure Christianity, we shall
have subjected to our influences materials
of incaleulable capabilities, and assisted to
establish a power such as has rarely risen
up in the world. This mission is q holy
one. Who can foot up the amounts and
measures of light and heat and air and
electricity-of alkaiies and acids and oils
and nutritious earths which are employed
in evolving and uprearing the whole gor-
geous, luxuriant, immense vegetation living
and growing in summer months on the
face OF this broad region Arithmetic is
baffied, conjecture is confounded. These
incalculable and almost illimitable ipgre-
dients and agencies are fit and fair image
to us of the elements and influences which
Western schools and colleges are to aid in
furnishing to the multitudes of intelli-
gences which shall struggle and grow and
thrill and rise and labor upon this vast in
tellectual and moral theatre.
1t were better that our lakes and rivers
were dried and our railroads torn ND. our
mills shut down and our smelters cooled,
our mines abandoned. than that our schools
and college enterprises should be abandon
ed or even allowed to stop where they are.
Our beautiful land. reposing among grand
mountains, would become the valley of
the shadow of death. The adversary
would spread out his hand upon all her
pleasant places. The Lord would cover her
with a cloud and in his anger cast down to
earth her beauty and make her altars desc
late.
We should therefore enlarge and enrich
our institutions, both high and primary,
for influence and accomplishment, aud sus-
tain and defend them with an energy, en-
thusiasm and devotion commensurate with
the responsibilities that rest upon us.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15
Served Him Right.

Boston
IL wanted 10 ask your opinion about
q little matter, and also secure your adj
vice" he said. as he cornered member of
the city council on one Of the city hall
porches yesterday.
well, sir, what can do for you ?"
lis it your opinion that we shall have
an open wintery'
why, sir, IL can't really say do
not pretend to he weather prophet"
''Sorry-very sorry continued the other.
Il have got to 20 to Chicago on foot. IL
you could guarantee me fine weather
wouldn't need to ask you to lend me more
than half dollar. As you can't do that,
and as am liable to be showed in some
where for q week, shall be compelled to
request the loan of at least eighty cents.
Do you advise me to lay in stock of
crackers and cheese at this point, or would
You buy as you wslt along and from day
to day.
The alderman sought to crawl out of
any responsibility in the matter, but the
man hung to him until he got thirty-fve
cents as q compromise. The man who
WON'T predict an open winter ought to be
bled
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15

Maria and Elizabeth Cunning, who APP
peared at the court OF George IJI.-one at
the age Of Is and the other at 19-were
two portionless girls of surprising beauty.
They are declared" writes Walpole. ITO
he the handsomest women alive. They
can't walk in the park or 20 to vauxhall
but such crowds follow them that they are
generally driven away One day they
went to see Hampton Court. AS they were
going into the beauty room another COM
pany arrived. The housekeeper said: AThis
way, ladies here are the beauties" The
Cummings flew into passion and asked her
what she meant. They went to see the
palace and not to be shown az sight them
selves. The younger Of the fair sisters be-
came the Duchess of Hamilton; the other
became Lady Coventry.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15
No TEARS.

No tears 90 weep" And wherefore no;
say, l. thy sorrow SUCH
And has thy heart no tender spot
That sympathy may touchs
Can no kind word unlock the springs,
And give thy tears their fiows
Are human Woes such selfish things
That none their depths may know?
NO tears 10 weep" Nay, speak not thus,
For tears can bring relief.
And God has sent them unto us
To wash away our grief.
When eartly sorrow. pain and care
our souls in sadness steep.
We pray to him who heereth prayer
TO SEND us tears To weep.
'Tis true the world j. sometimes dark
With gloomy clouds that rise,
And trembling Hope, with waning spark,
Fades family out-and dies
But when some heavenly vision fair
Steals DER us la Our sleep,
We wake with joy To feel that there
There are no u'ar- To weep.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15
THE SISTER.

She never knew that music soft and sweet
The patter OF little baby feet
She never knew the world OF JOY and bliss
That fingers In . husbands tender kiss;
She never knew the headache and the pain
of living loving. and that loving vain;
She never knew the sorrow and the woe
OF losing light from eyes whose radiant glow
Was all her sun,
She lives in vain. you say
H. then, 10 live Ina vain is day by day
To 40 among pbe low and the poor,
A ray OF sunshine 10 each darkened door;
To soothe with gentle words and gentle touch
wretches who sinned. and sinned TO suffer
much;
To be the link that joins . weary life
To God TO lie the comforter Of strife;
To he the soothing hahn for every pain;
Then that grand woman truly lives In vain
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15
THE NEW MAUD

Maud Parvenue one summer dag
Went TO the stable bright and gay.
While standing hy the open door
The rich man passed in coach and four.
He glanced at Maud with loving sir
Her father was "A millionaire.
And Maud she gently moved her head.
And to herself these few words said
.Tu not be 10y a rich man won;
Ny pa can cover him ten TO one
Into the stable then walked she
TO hear sweet words from the coaehee.
One moonlight night they skipped away,
Maud's father just raised -, they say.
But Maud was happy with her coaehee,
As happy, as happy as girl could be.
Time passed on and the rich man wed
A vixen with "a caEmine head.
And often he has groaned ani sighed,
Because Maud would rot be- his bride.
Nlauds father drove her from his door,
And by and by grew very poor.
The rich mans wealth soon went complete
For they pllyed him well ia wild Wall street
The coachman bought him horses and hacks
And for Niagara Fails made tracks.
And in a year or little more
He counted his millicns by the score.
And when Maui's father heard the news,
He had an awful fit Of blues.
Then he tried TO make the matter straight
But got kicked over the coachee's gate,
OF all sad words from tongue or flesh,
The saddest are these I've been too fresh.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15
AFTER BULWER.

Ny poodle came out for "A walk
Meath the stars hat are blinking hard
OF my passionate love I'll talk,
NV setter. my 1t. Bernard.
The perfumed zephyrs are light,
Oh. with every zephyr sigh;
Come out, love. into the night,
Ny pointer, my ownest skye.
Forever long for thee.
My doggie, my heart l. full;
Ny darling. be kind 20 me,
My mastiff, my precious bull;
And will my retriever he trueg
The fond delusion I'LL hug,
For I've given my heart TO you.
Ny own Newfoundland, my pug
Alone belong 20 her,
My heart To my terriers bound;
| ann yours. oh, my yellow cur,
My spaniel. my spotted hound
There never was love Ike mine
Since the stars in their courses ran,
Oh puppy, oh, spitz divine,
Oh beautiful black-and-tan
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15
LITTLE RELICS.

Only baby's picture,
With dimplcd shoulders bare:
Large blue eyes softly beaming,
And rings Of golden hair.
Only faded relic,
All wrinkled, soiled and torn,
lis but tiny stocking
My little girl had worn.
Only knot Of ribbon,
More precious far than pearls;
IL slipped Just as you see II.
One evening from her curls.
only her broken play;hings-
Little dishes and her doll;
Her pretty cups OF silver
You see ! keep them all.
Only little slipper
That my pretty darling wore
The fsrst time that she tottered
Across the charnber floor.
Why do keep and love them,
When 80 many years have fed
Don't you know? They were my baby
Aud yesterday plumber she wed.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15

oh, think il must be 30 nice TO be con-
nected with q newspaper" said Miss Nc
Flynn to young Quildriver. as they sat to-
gether one evening. "Yes, il il $685. he
replied. "But why do you think il 10 ~
why, it has 50 many advantages, should
think you would glory in the freedom, the
power, the liberty and all the privileges Of
the press" Certainly, do. It's pity,
with all your enthusiasm on the subject,
that you are not . journalist" Il think
80, too; but You know it ID hard for a woman
to get recognition. should be delighted
to feel that the press embraced me-, -"Oh,
you, would youY Great Scott! Wait
till / turn down the gas.-
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15


A passenger On train up in Wisconsin
was complaining Of the hard times
Il don't - pOthin' hard about en- re
marked contented looking man opposite
him.
We'll, you're the 6nt man I've seen that
wasnt growling," replied the fist speaker,
~and should like - know your business.
II there = ooe prosperous man in the coun-
Try want 70 make his acquai7tance. What
do you do~
~Oh, Pm working for the railroad COM
pany watchin' the wood coutracton to see
that they don't pile in no poor stun. Get
y day"
Two dollars day! Yer Asstcall that
prosperity, do youy"
SOh, that aint al. The coutracton pay
ne IS day to spend three-lourths Of my
time down 70 Bill Jacksous saloon. Moth
in hard about these times that can see'
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15

What s. 1t that causes all the woes
The editor 20 oNcn knowe,
And makes thu poor msI. msny focs-
Setting up" what he don't propose.
The comp.
Who Il II eyes Tine Force" aaknnce.
Like he was waiting for the chance.
The local items to enhance
And cause the force TO swear and psance
The comp!
Who Is n sk=. grins In dcnd:sh glee,
His error on the pres 10 see.
And views all things cynicAlly.
And never gives big ID"
The comp.
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15

An Arkansas literary society recently
discussed the question:
Resoired, That circus is superior to n
district school as a civilizing agent.
The circus packed the convention from
the start. Only one orator got mp to speak
for the district school. He was the teacher,
and the president fined him twice and
made him sit down. The fines were for
calling Pompeyeye Pompayee, and saying
there were more schools in Boston than in
Little Rock. aud he was made to sit down
for uttering atheistic sentiments when he
denied that Root hog or die" was to
be found in the Bible. To crown his dis
grace, the president, in summing up, refer
red his remarks as indicating to what q
low state OF knowledge and morals the
habit Of attending district school would
bring man. He then decided the CUES
ticn in favor OF the circns, collecting the
fines from unhappy pedagogue, and the
society went out and spent the money for
bread
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15

The following very pretty aoecilote IL
told Of the late william Culleo Bryant,
the poet, By former asBociate il HI news
paper olRce. which illustratas the eood
mans simplicity Of heart 6ays tie mar
rator: 1Ons morning. nAny ysan ego,
altsr reaching his ollcs and trying IN vain
- begin wogk, he turnsd - NJ and re-
maEked i cannot - aleng at I'll this
replisd, i have does wroux Whsa o NJ
way here little boy Ayings kite passd
ne. The string II ths kite having rubbed
aQinse ny fhes ssissd e ed beDke it.
The boy lsst his kite. bat did ~ stop 70
pay hin for it. I did VICE.. / ouGht q
have pnid him. Thi toDaorDam of con-
soisnce wsot Ar toward nabing ~ poet
the kindly, Deble. hooesah)e "a hoooesd
man that ~ ~, whess death was felt -
. Ion thzeugh the land."
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15


He called at the head department of the
company the other day and said to the
President:
This slate and gravel company sold me
$4,000 worth Of stock year ago as spe-
cial favor
'Yes, believe such was the case
81 have paid out $500 in assessments and
received no dividendsn
"Welly-
well, its my turn to ask . special favor
Of the company. Please find somebody to
take my stock 1t half its face value"
I'VE may not be able to do that re-
piled the President after mature reflection;
but there is . way TO help you out Of it,
If You want to order slate mooumeuts for
your whole family We will make the figures
very low and take your stock 1t 25 cents
on the dollar in payment"
Helena weekly herald. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1867-1900, 1885-01-15
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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-11

- -
TIE Halstead .l,sdepepdent grows
enthusiastic over the appointment Of
Mr.. 81. H. Philips as guager and store
keeper Of the distillery at Newton, ard
expresses its delight In these glowing
words:
We fully endorse the appointment Of
Mr.. Phillips to this position. It seems
to US that he is peculiarly fitted for the
work before him. He has large expe-
rience in whisky matters. The records
of the courts show him to be q convict
ed saloon keeper on large number of
counts, and the facts shoW him to be
guilty of a still larger number, on
which he was not convicted. Then
again Mr.. Phillips capacity for liquor
lie Of high character. It will not
matter much whether he is at the dis
tillery or somewhere else, he will be
the keeper of good store of it, the
amount being gagged by his corporal
proportion. The appointment is in
every respect democratic and we con-
gratulate President Cleveland on close
adherence to the old and time hOncred
principles of the democratic party.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1885-09-11
THE New York Suns Washington

THE New York SUMS Washington
special says: "Facts regarding the ap-
pointment of jail-bird to office have
just leaked out. Comptroller Durham
was the innocent sponsor for the man,
but who recommended him to Durham
is not made known. Richard Board,
of Kentucky, was appointed clerk in
the railway mail service July 3, and
assigned duty on the route between
Rincon and Deming, N. M. Prominent
citizens of Kentucky wrote to the de-
partment setting forth that Board was
under three indictments for forgery and
had been three times arrested in Gin
cinnati for getting money under false
pretenses;once in Texas for robbery and
twice for theft in Kentucky. In some
unexpected manner Board got the APP
pointment before these charges were
Investigated. Two weeks afterward
Comptroller Durham, who was misleG
into recommending Boards appoint
ment, got very lively letter from a
friend in Kentucky, reciting Boards
criminal record in full. The letter con-
cluded with the prediction that Board
would steal something before he had
been in the service month. The pre-
diction was literally fulfilled. Before
the warning note was written Board
had stolen money order for Sl36. He
had been dismissed from the service
before the theft was detected, because
of his other crimes, and was traced to
st. Louis and there arrested. He is now
in Jail at Santa Fe, awaiting trial."
"Turn the rascals out"