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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14

Governor Hills visit at Saratoga has de-
veloped the plans by which he hopes 10 get
inisshe Governors chair again this fall. lie
counts upon reconciling parry differences In the
interior, on bullying the Administration little
and on fixing up ticket containing the names
of several of the present State officers. Mr..
Chaplin, we regret to see, is to be lamb OF
sacrifice to appease the Brooklyn bosses. Tins
scheme may give Mr.. Hill the nominations; but
the Republicans will have something to say
about his election.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14

Iloblrt Pacha. who commanded the snltans
Geot during the war with Russia. has been rein
stated in the British Navy with the raak of Wee
Al nrll He has hiel virtually REWARDED for act
ing in Defiance OF the Foreign Enlistment Act and
taking arms against an ally with whom England
was NJ ncacc. No nation can afford to condone
br,acaes OF neutrality on the part OF its naval or
military Office n.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14
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Bns,ness Notices.

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14
Comet.
!

On Monday night. July l3. the comet will form almost
equilateral triangle with the stars Eta and Leta
OphiucL See diagram. A limo drawn upward from
Epsilon scorpio through the star Eta In Ophiucus aud
extended northward, will nearly intersoct the comet
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14

LITTLE THINGS.
Little rays Of sunshine.
Little drops ~ sweat.
Make. the stifiencd linen
Very lump and wet.
Little beads o! mercury
ON the upward glide
Cause a mighty movement
Toward the ocean-sido.
Little bits ~ pillows.
sheets with sea damp wet.
Lots Of big mosquitoes.
Bigger bills. you bet
Little corsAge lacings,
Little shoes too TIGHT.
Make the e.gning beauty
Very tired at night.
Men OF little salaries
Cannot 80 away
go against the seaside
Boldly they inNeigh.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14
THE talk OF THE DAY.

Two Tennessee papers. The ClarksD,c Chronicle and
The Na.lonal Rv,eg. have beer having little war OF
words. Tie Chronicle opened out In this styles The
RereU editor Is the last in the world who ought to
call anybody windbas. When he meets a bellows be
should raise his hat in fraternal recognition and pass
in silence" Then The Reuiec mode the following neat
.cc,.Ie.: "When The Chroacie editor comes to Nash
vile We will raise our hat in the racrnal recognition he
suggests"
MIRA. Ernest I1ulsekamp. who was Miss Norosinl, Is
studying for the stage. n she stadyDg for the
hack her husband could give her lessons orleans
PIcayunc.
The Pisa Bluffs Assembly Is an Institution somewhat
similar to the Chauauqua Assembly which has RECENTLY
been established bank OF the Mississippi near the
mouth of the Illinois River.
"Malnda Tin astonlshed at you-standng nj the tele
phone with your hair In papers ana your collar
crooked" .
why mother. don't SEQ why that shoud matter"
90 OF coursc You don't! You never did care now you
look How do know who's ut the other end OF the
'phOncF'-l Philadelphia Call
The Tampa Fal Tribune graycly declares that on the
9th OF June the mosquitoes so thick at Waldo that
the engineer OF couldn't ten feet ahead and
had to light the headlights.
John Borgstrom q swc.e residing about two miles east
OF Monticello shows novelty In the way or breaking
aud driving lie drives pair OF Wild steers WIN
lines which TED 10 the horns " the annas aud then
fastened around the with half hitch or sllp
knot tie never leaves the wagon 70 guide his team bnt
drives ar1und With composure that shows that ne II
" tie Situation n his steers scared aud try
rpn tney find 1t Is Of title aud quickly yield
to the inevitable Il Port Jcrvis Gazette
prominent criminal lawyer OF California has recently
the folio wing announcement in The San francisco
CH: Hereafter will not defend any OF the criminal
class prefer toai In sending that class to state prison
they properly belong. rather than Keeping
them free to prey upon the community. ash have her
fore done TO
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14

IN, EreBinq Posts" parallel co'u m eS posnres ="
have long bees the laughlHg-stoCk If its supposed
victims: but III no case has II made itself more
ridiculous than in its attempt yesterday 10 show ~
alleged discrepancy between two articles IN sun
thing whatever at variance IN the two articles.
n any intelligent person would 500 at once on read
inc them The Adj ninistrat On has bc'n giving ont
for publication extraordInary stories abo1t the
josses the Government has sustained through un-
dervaiuatIons II prstends to have the facts and
figures To bear out these stories Tue osses accord
ing - The Post have ranged annually beg
$50 DOC. 600 and So. 100000. SO particular are
these statements that The Poet said the undervalu
ations in silk goods last year amounted
10 S6.OiO.i5o. Now il these stories
arc not mere fctions or sheer
gnesswork the Administration must know just
when aud where these Losses were incurred. and
who the gnilty parties are Under those crcum-
stances TAG TRIBUNE askei why the Government
does not prosecute the offend aud recover some
of the money adding that n the cold. hard facts
are not furn shed soon he public will begin 10 look
rpon these stories a. intended for campaign pur-
poses only. 70 convict ~ OF discrepancy Ihs Pest
then duotes from our columns t. show that an I'M
porter. Boyd has been sent 10 prison. Boyds case
was not one of undcrvaluatiol Mt ALL and moreover
his p,osecution was begun long before Cleveland
became President. tbs rRiBUN; has not SAID that
there were no underyauations. but the stories The
Post has prin oil upon that subject are purely
y,ha Since The Post joined the Democratic
ranks, however, no ono apparently looks for either
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14
VINO Is NET Emf


Behold him as no walks the streets,
With head erect,
Sautcd by the boys he meets
With great respect.
His large blne eyes with pride aglow.
Aud lofty air.
lie seems a master spirit, though.
His feet are barr.
How jauntily his hat he wears
The hack pnllo1 down.
Although TUFTS OF reddish hairs
Peep through the crown!
Now who may he this lovely bud
Your enr incline:
Hes captain Of the champion club.
The small boys nine"
Boston Courier.
Why laughs the funny man aloud
A he his heard doth stroke
II j. because be feels so proud
OF this his latest joke.
Why looks the fanny sad.
And why doth he thus groaD
II il because his joke ~ bad
Was ia the basket thrown.
= Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph.
British colony 70 10 known Roxborough. is to be
established near jacksonville. Fla
Philadelphia dentist says that tooth brushes and
tooth. pnwders do the teeth harm tnan good He
recommends that the mOnth he rnsed out with brandy
All the .nne shall stick 10 the to0tht rush. some o;
the brandy might accidentally slip down a fellow )
throat. Il Nvrrsi0wn Herald
photographer OF Prague has succeeded In producing
n good picture OF waves 0f sound which were made
visible by taking advantage OF the irregular refraction
OF hight by tho waves set In vibration by sound.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14

Attorney General Garland, in rendering his de-
cison on the Dolphin devotes the first third OF his
extended opinion to " the fifteen knots" clause IN
the contract. He goes long way to prove that IN
directly it not directly Mr.. Roachs agreement
called for dispatch boat of speed of fifteen
knots an hour. Then he insists that 1t was
quality of speed more than to any other that Con-
grcss was looking he urges that the Dolphin is
fatally defective because she did not make the M
teen knots on her sea trial. and concludes therefore
that she must be rejected and that John Roach
must give up all tho money he ever got for her.
These conclusions are based on the report OF the
Dolphln's sea trial rs made by the last Naval Adj
visory Board What does all this mean in view OF
the following eDtenccs IN Mr. Whitney's letter OF
May % to John Roach. relative TO tho trials OF tho
vessel: II do not insist upon her full horsepower
or fifteen knots au hour upon this latter trial. III
eeomod by you too trying upon her machinery. a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14

Mr. Charles s. Upton. OF " The Rochester Lamp
Company" writes to say that he is not the person
of that name IN Rochester who has been appealing
to the General Term for new trial. or course
not. The Upton referred to was the president Of
the late City Bank and his initials are Z. Il.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-14

The merchants of this city have found out on
of the business principles of an Administration
that processes to be conducting the Governme 1t OF
n practical reform basis. That is to assume tina
they are all rascals and plunderers who have beer
defrauling the Government ever since Jane
Buchanan sneakcd ont of the White House. The
mercantile community must be edited when II
reads in the Administration organs tho gross libel
upon the integrity aud honor of our commercial
classes.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24

The Baptists and Methodists can
not agree as to which is the largest
denomination in this country. The
Waterman figures it that there are
2,557, 793 actual members in regu-
lar Baptist Churches" while the
Methodist Episcopal Churches north
and south number I,GI7,223 mem
bcrs But lions Herald has statis-
ties 'as late rs the authentic tables
prepared for the late Centennial
Conference iii Baltimore, showing
that in the two Methodist Episcopal
Churches north and south alone,
there were 2,7O4,3 1898, and that in all
the Methodist family of churches in
the United States there were 3,116,-
3I8 members There are two cog
nate Methodist bodics-the United
Brethren and the Evangelical Asso-
citation, numbering 297,622, making
total Of 4,O13,94O. Deducing all
members living on foreign stations,
we have as Methodist communicates
in the United States 3,05I, O26.
There are I77,23G probationers,
leaving in full fellowship 1924, 145;
which gives q verge, after subtract
ing 2,557,793 actual members of
regular Baptist Churches, of 1,269,-
352 in favor the Methodists."
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24
paLhTKA BUSINESS DIRECTORY,


Banks.
LNIRST NATIONAL BANK OF PALATKA,
Il successors to VIM j. Vinegar X Co. a
general banking business transacted Front
Street.
Dry Goods.
nEVEREUX, ROGEIsO 81 SON, CORNER
hLemOn and Water Streets carry at all
times Il fulI stock of Dry Goods, Clothing,
Hats, shoes, etc. Also deal extensively in
Groceries of every description.
I JACOBSON, LEMON STREET, DEALS
L Exclusively i'll staple and fancy Dry Goods,
Hats Caps.
hooks and stationery.
II c. COCHRANE, AT MASONIC BUILD
II .ing on Lemon Street, wholesale and re-
tail dealer i'll Books, Stationery. Florida Curl
ositics, Maps, etc.
Groceries and Com mission
XTERTREES s. co, WATER STREET, COM
mission merchants, and wholesale dealers
in Hay. Grain, Fertilizers, ETC.
A N. HAUGHTON s. BRO, GRIFFIN'S
"A. Block, Water street, wholesale and re-
tai! dealers i'll groceries.
nREW. II: H., & GARDNER, NEAR FLORI-
Ida southern depot, wholesale and retail
dealers in Hay, Grain, Fertilizers, etc.
Hardware Etc.
Il T. LANE, WATER STREET, DEALER
IL.in Hardware, stoves, Tinwarc, house fur
uishng goods, building material; plumbing,
Architects.
II j. CAMPBELL GRIFFIN'S BLOCK,
d .architect and civil engineer.
nsu-icaI Instruments and
Sewing Machines
~ +. SULZNER, LEMON STREET. DEAL
O.er in Musical instruments and Sewing
Machines.
Drugs and Medicines.
DUTNAM PHARMACY, CORNER REID &
4 Front Streets, Drugs. Medicines, Toilet Ar
ticles, etc.
A CKERMAN JACKSON. CORNER LEM
Aon and Front Streets. Full line Drugs and
Medicines
TIVE MORAGNE PHARMACY, CORNER
l. Lemon and Front Streets. Established 1856.
H ar
night.
Beef, Fish, Etc.
A W.MANN, LEMON STREET, OLDEST
beef market in the city. Orders filed
promptly.
w b. CROSS. WATER STREET. BEEF,
w Mutton, Fish, etc.
Furniture. Etc.
y L.. LILIENTHAL, CORNER WATER &
D.Reid Streets. Wholesale and retail dealer
i'll furniture, house furnishing goods, etc.
Bakers.
u j. GROOMS, LEMON STREET, NEXT TO
ID Opera House. Fancy and Family Grocer
les, and Bakery.
UndertaI<crs-
y s. MOONEY, Laurel. STREET. I'M
III .dertakcr and embalIncr.
MiScelaneOu-
THE PALATKA INSURANCE AGENCY
Il over three hundred millions capital, repre-
sented and correspondent with / iIarkins Hill
lard. Manager.
John RAMSAUR FRONT ST. GET. ONLY
- stables III the city: prices moo aate-
ID CUNNEELY, WATER *. Rect, FINE
l Wines, Liquors. etc. BiIIia@o AID bowling
Parlors.
HARRY HEATH, LEMON STREET,
4 L Matchmaker and eng TtYFr
I III. MERHYDAY, CORNER OAK AND
- Fourth Streets. House and Silru Fainter.
I Il. CONOVER, ARTESIAN Wells. P.O.
81 Box. 201
fNEBB Il NICHOLS, real estat" agents.
w Harris building, Water Street.
CALHOUN, GILIIS & CALHOUN, LEMON
1Street, Insurance agents; represent only
frst-claSS companies.
I MEYER, WATER STREET. DEALE!: IN
tLPaintS OIL. Ladders, etc.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24

III. ID ta.T-. do u be-D emOcratl
Mr.. EeIIs last scientific hobby is his
discovery of the threatened formation
of "A dcaf-mute variety of the human
race. At The time last saw him in
Washington, he was about to memorial
iZe congress on the subject. lie thinks
that the continued inter marriage OF the
deaf and the dcaf-dumb Will eventually
produce such II variety, and enforces
his position by statistics. In agitating
this matter he has stirred up hornets
nest about his ears, as the deaf-dumb,
who marry almost altogether among
themselves, and who care nothing for
science where their feelings are con-
cerned, have strong prejudiccs on this
subject, and declare they will not h
meddled with
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24
flow LonE an Advertisements Serve:

lewiston (1Ie) Journal
One OF Commissioner Hams adven-
lures at New Orleans is related by him
as follows:
"a little thing that made great i'm
preston on me when | was q lad was an
advertisement in rhyme, printed in Tho
Maine Farmer when it was published at
Winthrop by DR.. Holmes. 1t ran as
follows:
Ezra " hitlnan TO his frianiz
TIL. hunt l. notice. -veetin3 send.
THAT c0uplct has come to me hun
dred times in the course OF my life.
With Mr.. Whitman was not acquainted,
and it was such q simple thing that
don't see how it became so fixed in my
memory. enc February day, at New
Orleans, while my thoughts were far
away from Winthrop, a tino-looking,
elderly gentleman, apparently about -
years of age, came into the Maine head
quarters.
'f'Arc you from Maine? / asked, as
| asked scores of people.
- am. My name is Whitman, he
Replied
:" Sin what part Of Maine do You live
d" winthrop
"'Mr Whitman, said, do you re
memtcr rhyme like this:
Ezra y ..,. nan 80 uj,; friends,
IN, Lr.nhI. rot ,e, -srceting senois:'
i guess lido; / wrote it, said he
"'Wcll, how long ago was that
printed
" 'Fifty-two years, said he, after
thinking an instant.
:" Pretty good advertisement to last
all that time, wasn't it!'
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24
A queer story comes from New

"A queer story comes from New
Zealand. The owls in that island
ns,d To be as harmless rs doves; in
lecf!, they see wee 'Fmousin@ Wis
AL, therefore, r~.fnt Bat one
Ought 4 sctti,r left a ~hrcp>>.; Y, nail
led TO his roof, and an owl came
|alon" and tasted OF the fat mutton
Fieft thereon That owl became a
sheep killer, alighting on 4 lambs
back three nights later Still more
strange, all the other owls began to
Hike mutton, and now the New Zeal
land bird of that species Stays thous-
ands upon thousands of sheep, their
growing by what they feed
'pn, and their numbers increasing in
proportion to their prosperity. They
light on the backs of the sheep and
Eear the poor beasts with their beaks,
going at once down through the car
pass to the kidney fat, which to the
bwls' tongue is the daintiest of NOR
kels.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24
Cancer of the Tongue !
4 Gas e Resembling Gen. Grants.

Some ten years ago had scrofulpus sore
on my right hand which gave Iac great tro'i-
bic. ~ ld under the Oid-timc :-ettfu"nt WIS
hs,tke-J up and supposed I was weii. found
hows-' or, it had only been driven int" the
systsf by the use of potash and in"rciny,
and March, lSS,. it broke out IN tny throat
and Onccntratcd in what some OF Tn" doctors
tre1s mnnt for This disease. Some six or seven
OF u ne best physicians in the country had me
tIaes N three specialist in this line; but one
att .r another would exhaust their skill! and
DIS - me, for grew worse cont innally, 1h"
Gas lcer had eaten through my check, destroy
lin : the roof of my mouth and upper Up, thrh
al trek ed my tongue. palate ana lower mp he,
~ royng the palate and under lip entirely and
alf my tongue, eating out 10 the top Of M
, 1T check bone and mp To the LETT eye. from
hearty, robust woman OF IA pounds ! was
reduced to IL mere frame of S<nIn ana bones,
not eat solid food. but srii,sistcd on liquids,
and my tongue WAS 50 far gone coiId not
/ sufferings of body which ehrcriGncch never
| can be revealed, Given MP hy physicians 10
| of friends who sat around my bedside expect
| ing every moment to bc my last; IN TACT, my
husband would place his hand on me every
| now and then TO see whether was dead or
not. and ut one time all decided that NE was
extinct, and my death was reported All over
the country.
| Such was my yvretchcd and helpless cond-
ton the first of last October GSsD, when my
| friends commenced giving me Swift's Sprci-
lie. In less than a month the eating places
stOppcs. and healing commenced, ana lht.
| fearful ap,.rttIre in NV check has been closed
and firmly knitted together. process of n
new under lip is progressing finely. and Tie
tongue, which was almost destroyed - being
recovered, and it seems that nature q supply
ing IA tongue. 1 can talk 50 iinit my
friends can readily understand me. and can
eat solid food again. I am able to Nalk aitHil
wherever please without the assistance al
any one. and have lained titiy I."uul. p;
flesh All this, under the blessing of Il fncIt'i-
ful Heavenly Father, is due TO SwI : SpHrtic.
] am II wonder aud Il marvel 10 All my fricIidS'
hundreds of whom have known my intense
| sufierings. and have visited me in my aihlct-
ions. While Am not entirely well, Yet III y
gratitude is none the less dcvout, and am
confident that IL perfect recovery Is now i'll
sight. If any doubt these facts, | would refer
Them 10 Hon. John III. Traylor, state senator
of tia. district, who is my Deighbor, DIR, T. >
Br.il.isld. of Latirangc. TIA, or to any other
person living i'm the southern part of Troupe
county. Ga. - ~ ,,
MRS. MARY l.. CONFER.
IaGr8nse, Ga. May IL, lSsl5.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24

Representative Warner has com
pleted the draft of the compromise
silver bill that he intends to present
to congress when it assemblies. Gen.
Warner says that he does not care
to make public the provisions of the
bill until he has submitted it to per
sons of various shades of opinion
upon the silver question and secured
the benefit of their suggestions
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24

While in Danville, Va, on Sunday
last, it is said, John 5. Wise, the re
publican nominee for governor, was
called on by DIR. Temple, Of that
place, and charged with slandcring
the people OF. DanviIIc DR.. Tenn
pie it is asserted, offered to 20 with
Nr. Wise To a room AMI settle the
matter Mr. Wise declined TO do
SO, bat said he would communicate
with Or. Temple Iater, That gen
tlernan is q prominent physician of
Danville, and noted for his personal
courage, as we'll as his modesty.
Wise delivered his campaign speech
at Marlinsville, thirty seven miles
from Danville, the day of his inter
view, but to the surprise OF his po-
iitical friends, he failed to ,ienounce
The Danville people for the riot.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24

jected from the back of the clock.
a match is fastened to the rod, so
that it will be rub bed against piece
of sand paper. 4 strip of paper
fastened to the clock connects with
the kindling in the CRATE, lights the
fire, and the sleeper has warm
room to get up in. y second CON
trivance in the clock rings an alarm
and wakes the sleeper as soon as the
fire has had time to warm the room.
The clock has been worked repeat
eddy, and has never failed.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24
Eczema !!

For tho benefit Of ~ul rin- humanity. anI
~ heartfelt gratitude lt th,. IS Oudrrful .crnIs
! deem IL only my duty 10 riH" this uUsslt.I.
ted test imDuy IN favor ot FWift'- sp.tIunt
Nh wife has bccu afflicted with LciiHit.Ig
Eczema or salt lfh'um from HrT infancy %
has increased in intensity with 'neh Furc,td.
icIn"myscif. tried "N"fA roWcdyl c"uIdthtak
of for years SarsupdTIilu combined ~ IN
every form Of Ppthsstt, 'EuticUa.' pills 90
every kind, blt they Dniy gave Temporary ~
lief. During the spring Of if1i her lower ca
trgmitics became - iDiiamcd ana sore thHt
She was Obliged 10 keep them constantly
mixed wet ana allowed to dry ON. Anon"
other things, she was afflicted with q pcriDdi-
every seven days. sometimes followed by ~.
teTmittcnt fever for weeks al % time, go thar
her life became "A burden to her.
This spring determined sHc should take :.
= T.. ana follow strictly the direct ions ia Ir-
gard 10 dose. dict. etc. This was about seven
weeks ago. After taking the iir-t largo b1ttl"
itching ana Inflammation bs came uubcaTabi"
She. however. peTseNcTcd ~ the tisc OF the
medicine. After taking the second bottle the
Inflammation began tO sutsidc, After the
third bottle the inflammation disappeared, and
sore spots dried mp and turned white and
scaIy and finally she brushed them 0fT la al
impal pa bic white powder l"sCmbingpuTc salt.
she y now taking the rlNib bptiip thif.
tablespoonful four Times daEY. EItrk ult
ficsh is becoming soft, white and stnauth
again and what H. more, hes periodical
bradaches have disappeared. and ~ g. HuFe-
at - years az age. enJoA ing the only nDoa
hcatth She has known for upwards nf a. ears.
No wonder she d"clars with emphasis tiiaf
every bottle Of :. ;. !. rs Eorth "a th"usanf
times it, weight in gold.
Any further Information concerning her
case will bc chccrfully given Ly herself aL
her residence. ~ Mullctt street, or by me-.
JOHN ". BRADLEY
81 Gr.swoid ~.
Detroit Mich, May Ii, Iss5.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24
Graves al the EARLY Christians.

IN ancient tnryin: ground was TT
Gently unearthe j" iar,s Will digging
a trench in the tue Salandc lie collins
OF stone and plaster found there have
been traced to the seventh, eighth and
ninth centuries. They were pointed to
the east and had crosses inscribed on q
circle, symboiical of eternity, and other
emblems Of Christianity. Tho collins
We're found filled with dirt, their covers
having given way.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24
Roller Skat.n. Wit.
IBost N Courier

60 in there, Ell Mahdi," said the
doctor, who lived opposite the roller
skating rink. as he placed 81 bill in
his wallet which he had just received
from skater for dressing his scalp
"El Mahdi," exclaimed the patient,
why 60 you call the bill FL Mahdis''
because it is the falls profit, you
know" replied the doctor, as he
smilingly showed the patient out.
The Palatka daily news. (Palatka, Fla.) 1884-1888, 1885-09-24

Speaking Of She .rinuphs Of Ger
.ass.n surgery, 4 writer points out a
number Of men now walking around
in the empire with only Il fractional
part Of their digestive organs. Some
are referred to as being without a
spleen, or having but Il single kid
ney; others lack a gall bladder and
several metres of iutcstines, while
the climax is reached by "the man
without a stomach.