South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1885-04-17

Hrs FATHER LOOKED INTELLIGENT
Senator ksnna tells this story on him.
self: vas at an old vir1inia town
one day who're my father was borr.
Standing With . number Of tie old in I.
haoitants in . country store asked il
any one Of them knew John ksnns.
John Kenna? John Ksunae' said one !;
yes. he WAS one Of the bsst.liksi : nj
one Ut the most intelligent men 10 this
neighhorhood. His very looks showed
HE intelligence That sos' I inter-
posed; hes my father. said, feeling
rather proud OF bic good rsputstioa.
You John Kenna's sont' querisd On old
grsy.haired granger. Wall, meme
would know it from your looks. '-Ex.
change.
1t 10 stated that Jefferson Flint, Levi
McCioud and Lsoasrd Watson, csa-
victed for robbing postoflcs in Kit
chic county. were sentenced by Judge
Jackson on Tuesday last to one year in
the penitentiary and q small 6ns i'm
posed.
Bs'lou's Magazine for May has q sec.
ond very acceptable illustrated article
on India. very aPropos at this time. rs
. war between Russia and England 10
imminent, on account Of the continual
pushing of the former nation. 1t will
be read with interest. Then comes the
thrilling yarn Of 'Ls.sy and /; or,
Sailor Boys wAndsring.. by wu. z.
Themes, author of The Belle OF Aus-
tralis, and On Ian and Sea- TIVE
vs:y popular books Ia this part of the
story the two young adventures have .
sharp brush with . wandering band of
Apache lndians who have raiisd the
southern part of California. The story
is growing in interest. and promises
well. This is not . romance, but a re.
markable collection of facts. Tue rest
OF Bsllou's il devoted to short stories.
pc rms, Wit and humor and illustration,
and all for the price OF Is cents per
copy, or $3.50 per year. Address.
Themes & Taboo, 23 Haxley street.
Boston, Mass.
Governor Wilson has appointed 40
Directors Of the West Virginia peui,en.
tary Messrs. Michael Reilly, Of Ohio
Joseph N. GailagLer, Of Mar.
sha!l; Il. b. Howard, OF Mason; John
81. Coiip'. of Kanawhs, and II. Mar.
cum, OF Wayne.
The Paris Academy OF Medicine has
awarded prize to an essay urging a
more genera use Of the aesh o! horses
and mules ~ food. Last year, accord.
ing 10 tue essay, $4,000 horses, mules
aad donksys we're eaten in PAN.
Perfect soundness OF BODY and mini
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countries endorse Ayers Sarsaparills
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We are indebted to the Charles
Vogsler Company. of Baltimore, for a
copy OF the S.. jacobs Oil Family
Calendar for 1885.
We are in receipt OF the April mum
Der OF the West Virginia School Jour.
nal, edited at More sn.own. this State.
by Hon. BENZ. S. Morgan, State Super.
in'sndsnt -of Schools, which we lake
pleasure in recommending to all inter.
estsd in teaching.
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Oil 10 her side. In oae night the
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and astonishing. In tbs morning sh,
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