New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-04-19

- Quincy granite is from spauldngs glue" Il NAV ~
Inferred from this that the President trying to Rspub
Herald ~
oDonovan Rosa appears to be bowling success q .
failure on the lecture platform.
The will ofs Hampshire man. which has Just been
probated leaves $4,000 to his wife In ease che remains
single Tor eight weeks after his death
dude was seen in Fifth-avs the other day followed
BY an attendant who carried something that looked like
small telegraph pole. 1t was however only the dudes
walking stick Fashion has ordered them 90 large this
spring that 1t takes man to carry one.
"Hawkeye BILL" noted fox hunter of L.tchnsM
County hunted foxes all winter and didn't get single
enc. His weared Disguised and famished hound came
DOWN S1ef bssssas S which so9
sl5en mad laid down for moment The citizen wants
pairing to through bankruptcy The hound is only
one OF the lot with peace on his mind-Harord TmeS
The Hebrew Convention which has Just been held IN
Philadelphia pleasant and successful gathering.
Governor Albeit Of New,Jersey. says that under no
sture and we don't blame hin Iesslature TN thar ns
sists In usng the Governors veto to clean Win
dows with doesn't deserve to DO -Phlladslpms
Press.
The signs Of spring in this city many and unmis-
taxable The small boy Is indusriousy engaged with
his spinning top and few first crop marbles have an.
pesred in the streets the number Of lost children al
police headquarters is rapidly Increasing the defective
ue fruitful Of fires Is giving way to the kero-
sene lamp explosion tho number of dodgers OF police
station houses Is decreasing early tramps
in the parks aid the Bowery swels have DON
ned their light trousers hats and buebirds are q
yet, however, strangers.
REL RISES TO REMARK.
I'm lantsrnjawed half breed with hair my teeth.
OF 'ef Gu the
There's no such bold pirate as am.
I'm big.asted, lop-sded son of the plain.
Tx D5san tine y t e SSsd % vein
I'm son OF cyclone from Siam
Six hundred swart of the Saskatchewan,
Tse braVsst Of SrSlsersths very BON toni
Not fsot OF the whole gang Is tender.
Mr. Middletons minions we're waiting to eat
And as Winnipeg viii nts
And wish they'd not come on this bender.
go get there yc CORY galoots from the west
Carve the quivering lung from each breast
We started the fight, and II each does his best
minneapolis Tribune.
The recent war excitement In London has been good
for the newsboys, but bad for tho theatres
An Archaeological museum be started in Toronto.
Canada
An enemy Of Civil Service examinations says that In
answer to the question How far Is the sun from the
earth ." disgqsted applicant for ONCE wrote IL
fere with my performing my duties If am appointed
Waterbury American.
Examples OF sort OF politeness which really costs
nothing often witnessed in the elevated cars
gentleman remains firmly attached to his seat entirely
oblivious OF the ladies standing near, until the
train is slackening up at his station; then
rises gracefully, motions to the prettest lady
In the aisle, receives her thanks just
In time to step the platform. He never seems TO
realize that his ownership to the seat has apsed with
of journey and that he has given away what
is not his.
IN FOR EDUCATION, NOT MATRIMoNY.
Scene: Cambridge in fair Massachusetts,,
street with the colleges near,
That regularly turn out some new sets
OF graduates every year.
Time: Night. and the moon in her glory;
A minute two after eight
This persons concerned in the story,
youth and maiden sedate.
He: Madam, hope you'll excuse me,
My conduct is rude you may say
utlisten, oh, do not refuse me-
But hear me a moment pray
One day when out walking met you,
And fell deep in love at first sight;
In vain have tried TO forget you
And that's why I've spoken tonight
Consent TO receive my addresses.
Believe me I'm pretty well liked;
Then pity, sweet maid, my distresses,
And marry me this week or next.
The maiden (aside): It is very
Distressing this lover to vex;
(AloudJ sir, I'm not on the marry
belong to the Harvard Annex"
The British authorities wholly misapprehend that little
affair In Ireland The hospitabe and hearted peo
pie there simply doing themselves credit in extend
ing 10 their sovereign's the courtesy Of marsh
malow.
market report that -four threatens to rise Most
hail this tendency with Free Press.