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TO PHYSICIANS!

We invite your attention to our new, clean and
convenient application Of the principle Of
oounterirritatioH as shown by our
INDICATED BODY BANDS.
Highly indorsed by prominent members of the
profession. for the CURE of Dyspepsia, Rheu-
matism, Painful and Difficult Menstruation,
Pleurisy, Pains in the Side, Back, Bowels,
and Kidneys. Excellent for Cholera in all
forms, warming the bowels and checking dis
charges. Supplied to you OF. your patients
through Drug stores, or by mail on receipt of
81. Send for circulars and testimonials from
physicians and patients. Agents wanted:
NEW YORK HEALTH AGENCY, 2S5 Broadway, N. Y
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A GREAT BARGAIN.

A $3.50 PHAEToN FOR ONLY $50, CASH,
l have Ph@ton only in use short
time; is fully as good as new one is
entirely newly trimmed and painted in a
first-class manner Don't miss this
chance. Must be sold, as want the
room. F. CHARLES BINNTNGER,
Carriage dealer, Market Square,
Sign of Phaton.
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LIVE AGENTS WANTED

To sell Dir. Chase's Recipes or information for
everybody, in every county in the United States
and Canada. Enlarged by the publisher to 64S
pages. 1t contains over 1000 household recipes,
and is suited to all classes and conditions of So
ciety. A wonderful book and household
necessity. 1t sells at sight. Greatest induce
ments ever offered to book agents. Sample
copies sent by mail, postpaid. for $500. Exciu-
sive territory given. Agents more than double
their money. Address Or. Chase's Steam Print
ing House, Ann Arbor, Michigan. 3m
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EXCURSIONS SOUTH.

The Illinois Central Railroad is at
the front this year with fine list of Excursion
Routes to New Orleans, Florida, Texas and Mexico
via NewsOrleaus, with stop-oVer privileges at Nav
Orleans both going and returning, to visit the
Worlds Exposition, which opens December 1st end
continues six months, For Fall and Winter tx
cursion Folder giving Routes and Rates. also ceEy Of
the Worlds Exposition Messenger Free address
A. H. HANSON,
General Passenger Agent
CHICAGO
TH0S. D0RWIN,
General Northern Passenger Agent
12l Randolph st., CHIcAac
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lIri 0for working people, Send 10 cents postage
Hi Pand we wilmail you free, a royal vaIua able
I'LL sample box of goods that will put y u in
the way of making more money in few
days than thought possible at any bus mess
Capital not required You can live at home and
work in spare time only. or all the time: a II OF
both sexes, of all ages, grandly successful so cents
to IS easily earned every evening. That all who
want work may test the business we make this Tn.
paralleled offer: To all who are not we'll sati SIZED
we will send 81 to pay for the trouble of writing u.s.
Full particulars, direction, ETC., sent free hmm ense
pay absolutely sure for all who start at once Don't
delay. Address, STINsoN & Co., Portland, Maine
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nM 4 an. pAuL hathaway.

Time Of trains on G. M. 4 St. P. Ry. at Rannsy
formerly Kenosha Crossing:
Going North-S.47 A. M, lbs P. NJ, $50 p. NJ.
6 90 P. NJ, 1I.50 p. M.
Sunday, NOrth-l.26 p. N.
Going SOuth-5.O2 A. NJ, s.35 A. NJ, IL noon
2.Ol p. M., 500 p. NJ.
Sunday, South-l2 noon
r. Il. CARPENTER, Agent
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BICYCLE RACE.

There will be fve-mile Bycicle race
for $25 at the Balm Driving Park in con-
nection with the races on the 4th of
July.
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CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY.

CHICAGO NOKTHWEs HALFWAY.
Time Of departure of passenger trains from Keno.
STA Wis. in effect June IL, 1884.
cave for Chicago and the East-428 A. NJ, 7.00
A. NJ. 1856 A, NJ, 1903 P. H., 207 P. M, 5.l6 P. NJ.
Sunday 210 P, NJ.
Leave for the North-9.55 A. NJ. 12S P. NJ, 444 P.
81 $40 P. NJ, 1lbs N.
Sunday, 1924 M.
Western train arrives at IL N. Departs at S.l5 P.
THOMAS GIBBoN, Agent
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tkflkI more money than at anything els by
MI IN taking an agency for the best cling
WHY book out. Beginners succeed grandly
None fail. Terms free. HA.LETT
Book Co. Portland, Maine
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Anthony Van Wyck,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.

ONCE at Room 2. Masonic Block, Kenosha, Wis.
Practices in all the Courts; pays particular at
ention to Probate business. Also. Collections
made; Loans negotiated on Real Estate; Mort
cages bought and sold.
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4 nni7r Send six cents for postage a. d 70
A PkIIk ceiye free, costly box IF goods which
n ! HILL will help you to more money right
naway than anything else in this world
All of either succeed from first hour. The broad
road to fortune opens before the workers absolutely
sure. At once address, True & Co.. Augusta, Maine,
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DEPARTURES.

Schrs. L. J, Conway, light; Contest,
light steambarge Monitor, sundries !;
steamboat Saginaw, passengers.
The tugO B. Green, having planted
her feet upon the solid water and towed
three scow loads of gravel from the east
shore of the island to some distant port,
feverish excitement that has pervaded
the city for period Of two years will
now evidently subside.
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BUSINESS CARDS.

DIR. w. NJ. Earrs
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Kenosha, Wis.
Office at Hurd & Nauths, Union Drug Store
Main street.
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D R, WILL MS.

189 Wisconsin st., Milwaukee, Wis.
for j, Seminal Debility in young, middle-aged
and old men. 2, Blood Diseases, syphilitlc and
kindred ailments. Case of Remedies, Book and
Chart for Self-Treatment, So. Book and Chart
alone, IS cents. Address as above. (State case. J
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MARINE.
ARRIVALS.

Schrs. Contest, bark A. B. c. F. NJ,
bark Pride, wood L. ]. Conway, lum-
Der; steambarge Monitor, light ; tug 0.
B. Green, towing scows steamboat
Saginaw, passengers.
The fine yacht Countess lay in this
port over Sunday.
The yacht Rambler has been sold, and
sailed to meet her owner at Chicago
Monday.
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PRICE LIsT-0ne gal jug, 60 cts; gal. jug,
$1.0o; gal keg, $500; 10 gal. key, s.; barrel,
$780, Cases-2 doz. quart bottles, $500; 2 doz.
pint do. $780,
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YPSILAvTI MINERAL
SPRING WATER

In the following diseases and many 9th ers, if the
water is used directed, it is as certain to
that DEATH must come to each one of us when our
time has come Diseases thatit will positively cure
CONSTIPATION Tnat G %ssSss. Of great
ed by YPSILANTI'S NATURAL MIN
ERAL WATER.
HYcpEPclA As certainly cured as that the
nAYApDu Driven out of the system No mat.
VA AnnU ter of how long standing, you can
have sweet breath again.
plMDI &c And all Liver Spots and Blood
Syphilis Scrofua, Caneerous causes, this water is
certain to drive out of the blood leaving strength
and vgor in their stead.
Rheumatism CURED GU E. in less time than BY
earth This we WARRANT.
NEURALGIA A a6s a N oaRsd Or R 5e
refunded.
Can anything be palmer than that you must re-
ceve benefit if you are ailing? Cure or no pay.
MAI ARIA Driven into the air from whence it
IvIsA6f1IttH came as sure as you YPSILAN-
II MINERAL SPRING WATER, not manufactured,
but gift from tie Divine Alchemist to man.
Test this water. ave speak the truth in sober
earnestness about it, and lie not''
M0 m An Your sal ration is in drinking this
"VNifAN water, for in your peculiar nervous
or other unnamable trouble, this water, correctly
used, acts if by magic. Test it, as tie water cost
SO Cents Per Gallon, and nothing if it
doesn't cure.
PRICE LIST--0ne gal Jug, 60 cts; gal. Jug,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-04-24
HOME, FARM AND GARDEN.

The pear delights in deep, rich
warm loan. with a clay subsol.
In laying out garden always avoid
vet and heavy clay soil. - PI0i,ie
Farmer.
-FOr chappcd hands or face: One
ounce of glycerinc. one ounce Of alcohol
mixed. then add eight ounces of rose
water. I0ie,tO Bidic.
49, Scotch Cake The vOlks of six
eggs, two cups of sugar, one Of butter.
three and onc-half of flour one and
Une-third of sweet milk. two tcaepoon-
tuls of cream of tartar. One-haD cup Of
citron sliced fine and thin CrJam the
butter and sugar thoroughly; beat the
eggs well and use the whites ioT E1st-
ing. Hartford Post.
Mutton tallow is consid .ccd excel
lent to soften the hands. II NAV he
vNbbed ON nj any time whcp the hands
are perfectly dry, but the test time i
when retiring. and an old pair of soft,
large gloves thoroughly 60 erred ON the
inside with tallow aud slyccrne i'm
equal parts melted together can be
worn during the night with the most
satisfactory results. -BOstOh BUdgd
Plum Pudding. Three cups of
siftcd flour, three well-bcatnn eggs, one
cup of seeded raisins. two cups Of cur
rants, a half cup of butter, one cup of
sweet cream, three teaspoonfuls OF
Jakiug powder, one tcaspoonful of
powdered cloves and the anne Of Gin
namon and nutmeg, half cup Of mo-
lasses, little salt, mix thoroughly and
steam three hours. Eat with lemon
sauce The HOHSChOid.
For coffee stains try putting thick
glycerinc on the wrong side and wash
ing it out with lukewarm water For
raspberry stains weak ammonia and
water is the best Stains of fruit on
good table linen can be removed with
out injury by using the following with
care: Pour boiling water on chloride oil
lime, in the proportion of one gallon to
quarter of Il pound, bottle it, cork il
well, and in using be careful not TO stir
II. Lay the stain in this for a moment,
then apply white vinegar and boil the
table linen. - chicago JOurRdI.
"A comparatively inexpensive ere am.
cake is made of two cups of sugar. two
cups and threc-quarters of another cup
oil Hour, halt cup of sweet milk, foul
eggs, piece of butter aS large rs two
eggs, tcaspoonful of cream tartar, q
half a teaspoonful of soda. This NAV
be baked in three or four layers The
cream is made of one cup of sugar half
cup Of flour, two eggs, the whites and
yolks beaten separately, and the whites
beaten TO Stih froth. and one pint OF
mix. Let this cook until it is thick. let
1t cool, and then flavor with vanilla
Erchange
If YOU do not yet as good price
for your butter as some one else does
YOU may count that there are nine
chances out of ten that the fault lies
with YOU and not with the purchaser
remarks an exchange. Really choice
butter is not so plenty but that any one
who makes "A really lir>t-class butter
can easily obtain the highest market
price. 1t is very natural for one &c
think that their butter is Just as good "A,
their neighbors, but if the neighbor's
brings higher price it will pay to try
and improve the quality little Al
6dny JOUJWGi.
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"lMAN ENJANA."

Mania Like to Roller skating thu
Seized the People OF Madagascar.
In looking over n volume the Other
day that contained accounts of diflercn.
manias that have taken hold of nation.
in past years, ! came across the follow.
ing. which submit to the consideration
of roller skater, and other interested
parties
In the month of February, S63. In,
Europeans resident at Antananarivo.
the capital of Madagascar. began tt
hear rumors of new disease. which /
was said had appeared in the west on
southwest The name given to il bV
the natives was 'imancniana, and tho
dancers were called "ramauiaua. q"
which probably comes from root >io
nitying to make tense. Tho name die
not convey any idea of its nature. and
the accounts given Of IL were 80 vagu,
a. to mystiY rather than enlightcn
After time, however. il reached tho
capital, and i'm the month Of March be-.
gan to be common. At first parties o,
two or three were 10 bc seen. accumpa.
med by musicians and other attendants.
dancing i'm the public places: aud i'm 6
lew weeks these had increased Ia hun.
drcds. so that one could not 90 ont Of
doors without meeting bands OF these
dancers. II spread rapidly. rs DIV sort
OF injection, even 10 ihH remote VILLAGES
in the central pro yiuco Of lmerina so
that having occasion 10 visit q distant
part OF the country in company with an
EngliShman, we found oven in remote
hamlcts and. more wonderful still. near
solitary cottages. the sound Of music.
indicating that the mania had spread
even there
The rapidity of This spread wa. Ger.
taIuly remarkable. bat no to ue CON.
pared with what b. rclnlci of the out
break Ot the child pilgrimage pf Effort
when ON the 10Th of july. 1851 one
thousand children assembled 1s If by
I instructive impuI o. without prccOncort
and unknown tO their u1-aut-
lh" dancing was regulated very much
b' the music. which wa- Che guirkcs'
possible" The patients were fond of
carrying ugar canes about with them.
/ lhcy held them boz their hand or car.
rel them over their shoulders while
I they danced. frequently. too tncy
ght Doc seen going through their sim.
guIar evolution #i.h % bottle OF water
upon their heads which lhey succeed
cd wonderfully boz balancing The
drum was the fatoritc instrument of
music. buf other, we're used. and al,
were acccp .IbIa
the di-ea r. was rarely fatal: Still a
few cases ol death undoubtedly han.
prncd and these only occurred. .o far
a- lbe writer is aware where the pa.
ilc0i was restrained from Joining in Tho
dance ]. would Seem fha. these per
sous actually d ed from pcn'-up passion
on cNnItomru. Ihc dancing. no. doubt.
was SOP far -tufarr The music served
io regulate and control o. q wild mus
cuiar movements that might ofhcrgi q
have proved injurious 4 most remark.
aoIe fact i- that the mere physical cx.
src.-e. prodigious and Jon continued
Hs 30 is boz this dI.c1. e. .,.m. perfectly
harmless. and $50 know OF mo- fatality
connected herewith FitaJugh Dts.
l0lch
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French Marriage Conditions.

The following conditions are essen
tial to the validity of marriage with a
French or Belgian subject in France:
% No man can marry under eighteen,
and no woman under fifteen, without a
dispensation; GU no man under twenty
five, or woman under twenty-Onc. can
marry without the consent of parents
Of any, or, if none, of grandparents (if
any, or, if none, of family council;
CD no man or woman above the last
mentioned ages can marry until after a
respectful communication of intention
so 10 do has been made to the person
whose consent would have been re-
CURED if hc or she had been under age.
nor until further period of delay has
expired; CD the intended marriage
must be announced in France or Bel
GUM, as the case may be-. by a species
of publication of banns nj the town
hall.-M u EUning PoSk
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1885-04-24

Paper wheels are now used uy aIl
the trunk lines between New York and
Chicago, including the Erie. the Lacka-
wanna, the New York Central. the
West Shore and their Western conncc-
tons, and the Pennsylvania system CON
Pullman cars). The Allen Paper Car
wheel Company has exclusive contracts
with many of the roads west of Chica
go, including the Rock Island. the Bur
lIngDD1, the Santa Fc and the Denver
and Rio Grandc. 70 the north, the
Chicago, Milwaukee and st. Paul and
the Northern Pacific use them largely.
and thus form through paper wheel
route across the continent The more
important New England roads, and
many others in all parts OF the country
also use them, nearly 10000 paper
wheels having been put in service. o.
WicUgo Htlr- OceoU.
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Large and Small Bosses.

Chief Clerk Ito head Of the establish
menD Good morning. Mr. Large
wealth
Head Of the establishment: Good
morning Mr.. Smith.
Second Chief Clerk Go chief clerk:
Good morning, Mr. Smith pleasant
morning.
Chief Clerk: Morning. Brown
Ordinary Clerk (tO second chief
clerk): Good morning, Mr. Brown Glad
to see you looking so well this morning.
sir.
Second Chief Clerk Ya'as. Hang up
my coat, Jones.
Office Boy Go ordinary clerk: Good
morning MIR Jones. Can do anything
for you this morning, sir?
Ordinary Clerk: Hustle around lively
now and get things in shape. You amt
worth the powder 10 blow YOU up.
Negro Porter TO office boy): Good
mawnin', James. How i, yo health dis
mawnin'?
Office Boy Come, YOU black niger,
get down stairs and sweep out the base
ment. or I'll report YOU.
The negro porter then goes down aud
abuses the cat.-N y. !Siui.
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MODERN SINGING METHODS: T Isl 4 EI ~
Ladies' Weaknesses.

Mr.. T. H. Gofford, of Church Hill, Md,
is so thankful for the restoration of his
wife TO complete health that he is willing
TO certify to the fact and manner of her
cure. To Mrs. Lydia T.. Pinkham: This is
TO certify TO the grand effects of Your
Vegetable Compound. My wife was suf-
fering from terrible disease which seemed
to battle the skill of the best medical men.
She was inapoor, languid, depressed, nerv-
GUS condition. We finally concluded 10 try
your Vegetable Compound and to our great
surprise the half of one bottle had not been
taken before there seemed TO he thorongh
chdRge IN her ,ohOle condition., and now to-
day she is in good health and entirely re-
lieved from all former depressed feelings.
T. III. GAYLORD and WIFE.
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AN ENGINEERS STORY.

The hour was ton. the night was dark,
The last express was late,
And ~ there ~ tu railroad lite
ono thing I ncrCcly hate.
lis finishing n run up like
I'm owl train or a freight.
Tho dear old engine shot ahead
. though big the load She drew:
Regardless quite of cloud aud night
she shook herself aud flew:
Aud, spite of grades and curves and outs
u drove the darling through
] thought knew the tricks and ways
az ever, onr-hor~c road
That crossed the track. and smaW respect
To any such showed:
hut whi>tlcd for the crossings. while
our speed was scarcely slowed.
just as we flew around the curvo
And darted through "A cut.
j saw sight that made me start
y I! fc!' a shot
freight train lny before as, iiSe
\ wagon in "A rut.
Across the track its length was stretched.
Aud not wheel was stirred
While down the RUldc my big machine
Went lying like a bird:
pulled tho ropes, and worked tho valves,
hut could not speak "A word.
] did nv best but townrl the freight
We specdpd like a flash
WIN not hone but that we might
TO through ~ with a dash,
Ana could only stand aud stare
And wait the coming crash.
a level head lightning brain.
GA. who can tell their WORTH
Above all values wealth can give
Or rank, or place. or birth:
Aud such head at such time
outweighs the solid earth.
II wasn't niuc-Somc other mans:
"A brakeman on the freight.
who saw Ms aiming AZ his train
And coming for Il straight;
Ana when he got his work in. YOU
May bet hc didn't wait.
As quick ms thought that fellow iumoed
Ana pulled "A cOupling-piu.
Aud thus no cut the train ia two
Just where the rails begin.
And signalcd 10 his engineer
To 60 ahead like sin.
The engine puns and pants: tho train
starts slowly, like n snail.
And through little Space / SEQ
our limo of shining rail;
nut when we sped across the space,
MY very beard turned pale.
Tho buffer of the rcarmost car
We tore away with ease;
But that was nothing; down dropped
- ana prayed upon my knees
That might never know again
30 very tight squeeze.
4 little matter? Had Won stood
Where was standing then.
YOU might have sad that II wouldt test
The powers of tongue or non
TO wcll describe that brakcman's decd:
ono of million mon.
-Drake's Trdretc,'s Magazine.
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BOUND FOR SIBERIA.
Prison Wrecks at the Moscow Rail.
way Station.
Horrors of Russian Prisons-Inmatcs Driy-
en- Mad by Solitudc-A Strike Against
Tyranny by starvation--An Or
gained Fact.

In my last letter l described the con-
diton Of the political prisoners in the
fortress of St Peter and St Paul. /
shall now describe from the evidence of
an eyewitness, rs given i'm late num-
Der of the NGr0iHaid Tola Testuik. q
revolutionary journal printed at Geneva
Ter clandestine circulation i'm Russia,
the arrival of some of the unfortunates
IN question at Moscow. on their way TO
The wilds Of Siberia. there to spend the
rest of their lives, for not one convict
In ten thousand j. allowed TO return
from that remote and inhospitable land.
Probably this is too high a proportion.
Only the few who have powerful friends
Mt court and the sincerity of whose pen-
itcncc is attcsted bv the police are
called back. To win the favor of tho
police q prisoner or an exile must be-
tray friends and several secrets. and to
obtain remission Of sentence the case
must be brought personally before the
Gar conditions which can rarely be
fulfilled
At THE MOSCOW RAILWAY STATION.
The time is early morning. July %.
ot the Year 1883. 4 train from 81
Petersburg has Just entered the Moscow
station, and the whisper passes from
mouth TO mouth that it bring, convoy
Of prisoner, lOund for Siberia for nevys
Of It's coming had by some means oot
bruited abroad, and several of the on
lockers have gone thither i'm the hope
OF getting one last glimpse Of friend
or kin,man before he +. lost TO them
forever. Tho officials do their utmost
TO transfer the convicts from the II
Petersburg train 10 the north train
without attracting attention. But the
attempt fails for several Of them are
IN such state that they walk with diff.
ilculty, aud have 90 Dr. supported on
either side. Others are utterly helpless
they can not walk lt an Sratcher.
are sent for but these proving to-, large
10 enter the cars. the inyalid- have To
be carried from on train TO another ON
men backs. First among them +.
Igucn3t NOloschcuko. .ntcnccd 10 ten
year. hard labor for the part he took
~ the ArsiD-ky affair. and fifteen i'm adj
dHIon for attempting 90 escape. He
has passed year Boa the fortress of ST.
Peter and st. Paul. aud is now only
Just alive. Ills aspect i- that Ot "a corp-c
bus body is almost puirid with -uryy.
and he writhc. iu continued c0Dvul-
sion-. Next comes Alexander PubicN
Although he doc not suffer from
curry bad food and enc ucrt0u, pro.
traton bcgoticn Of solitary confinement
have reduced him 20 such "a condition
That Ic has lost the use of his limbs and
no iaIn.- 200 Che slightest movement
Nile. hm fomin once 900 officer in the
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A bargain IN Garner Tor.

n what most men desire, but 20 keep frou
Milling grave in a cemetery lot ere half
your days are numbered, always keep
supply of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery" by you. When the first symp-
toms OF consumption appear lose no time in
putting yourself under the treatment of
TINS Invaluable medicine. IL cures when
nothing else will. Possessing, as it does,
ten times the virtue OF the best cod liver
OIL, 1t IS not only the cheapest but far the
pleasantest 20 take. IL puriies and en-
riches the blood, strengthens the system,
cures blotches, pimples, eruptions and 9TH
or humors. BY druggists.
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a Curiosity.

Cant you tell me, sir, where !
might find situation?' asked Young
man of Chicago citizen. Il am a
stranger here"
What at?'' was the reply.
"Oh, anything ut all. arr not
afraid of work -
Got any recommendations
well, no: but am industrious, /
am honest, go to church regularly. /
don't drink, | don't smoke, / don't
chew.
"Ah, | see. just apply around the
corner at the Dime Museum. PhiLt-
deiphi0 CdN