The Indianapolis sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis, Ind.) 1880-1904, 1885-02-15

asked the great man. Il didn't begin 1t"
7ruthiully replied the great man. ut was
here when got here"
Jones: Ever take anything. Smith,"
Smith: thanks; don't care IL do. Yes, |
take . small drink OF whisky occasionally,
bat not very ofIen." Jones: You don't
loek like man who would take small
Drink OF whisky very often"
Fiem French newspaper: A rabbi is
;nst uctir . child of Isfasl IN the story OF
.Josef n anu Potiphar's wife. He adds 10
stth fed from Potlphar's house leaving
there bis mantle" The innocent boy re-
piled: "Wss il a second hsnd clothes shop"
reminder: "Yscob, Why you don't your
kat got taxed OF When s0mepodies der house
gone In - i forgot, fader." ."You fon-
.gos. en-? Igive you some dings what make
Won don'd foneit 10 remember what you fon
got, faint it? / knock In dot headt some,
don'd fongit, What meier don'd gone agin
oufr'
LET IN 60 to Mr.. Simpsons wedding my
dear" esid . newly married wife 70 her hus.
band on. no; let rs stay a. home. twill
he dreadful bore But. my dear, you
Wedding = 80 be did ga imly): | had for
gotten that (RsveDgefuily) Isnall be there.
An Irisbman. who was sleeping ell night
with negro, had his face blacKeHed by q
pyscticsl Joker. Starting off in hurry in
the norm. he caught sight of himself in a
mirror. Puzzled. he stopped and gazed, and
zinaIly exclaimed: BE jabers, they've woke
up the wrong man."
E"Hobby, what were you dreaming about
last pighs when you said you would ssraddle
the blind?" Me? 6trad--Oh. yes, was
dreaming was going fer a horseback ride
on . blind horse" >"Oh, l see. That &C.
counts fer the rest you said. You were 60
ing to ride over and call on your auntie,
weren't you. hubby ?'-Chicago News.
Efl> vVbnoto- l.as -~;xxan q mann ssTho
Room Beneath the Rafters," in which she
says she raw the hornet come forth from
its muddy-Wailed house." Hornets don't
affect that style Of architecture to any great
extent, but whether it was q hornet or
statement that the insect had Elias room
instead of her company as soon as it made
its first buzz.
Miss RoeeIesf (who is trying to force con-
ven alton What do you suppose. Mr.. Van
Noodle. makes our hostess receptions SO in
variably stupid? Mr.. Van Noodle-aw,
And all the other gentlemen are very much
like you. Yes, that must be the reason.
Looking on the bright side: my wits is
really getting complimentary" remarked
Fopg. "Ahl how's THAR" asked Brosn.
<sWhy, sine came mighty near speaking of
my beautiful raven LOCKS" How near. for
instance?" why, she seid my head locked
like crows nest"
Mn. Jones-"You say yo1r husband must
be Influenced by his friends and companions
when he drinks i saw him going into q sa-
loon alone to-day. That looks ~ If his drink
ing was voluntary" Mrs. Smith, can
give you piece Of stranger news than that.
saw your husband come out Of saloon TO-
day Mrs. J.-"What In there surprising
In thst?' Mrs. 6-"Surprising Why, my
dear, the saloon wasn't closing up."
Not BAD Way of Putting 1t.
Heart disease takes q man worth ten
zmillions'' are the headlines in Buffalo pa
per. We never have heard woman called
that before: but it isn't .nappropri ate
name, when you stop to think about it,
n Cxrei Retort-scene After the Ball.
From Life.
He: "Ah, my dear, il our little Charlie
had lived We would not be going out into
society this way every evening. Is there
ever moment that You do not regret his
DEATH"
She: "Most decidedly there il. Suppose
you yourself were to die, and Charlie were
still alive, what . position should be in. A
widow with children hasn't half chance" "