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The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-24

Whitaker hams atEd. s.Alston's.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-24

Mr.. John Thici, WilJesharrc. Pa, writes:
hive suffered from salt Bhcum for over
eight years, ot iiuus so bad that I could not
Gtioud TO my business for weeks alta time.
Three boxes of CUr1CCRA, and four bottles
REs0LvFNr have entirely cured me of this
dreadful disease.
sold by an Druggists. Price: CUuCuRA,
Sc; kE-otvENT 81; SOAR 2c. Potter
DRUG AED CHEMICALCo, Boston, Mass.
Send FOR GLOW to Cure Skin Diseased"
pIlTf CURA SOAP, an Exquisite Toilet,
w ~ hMIh nnl Nur..rN AMnuiLNn.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-24

No old stock at Alst6n's, but fresh fine
goods At lowest prices.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-24
Complete Treatment, with IuhalGr, 81.

Tine only absolute specific we know Of"
Med. Times "The best we have found I'm "A
lifetime OF suffering "-ReV. Dr. Wiggn, Bus-
RADICAL CURE has conquered - Rev. =. W
Monroe, iawishurgh, IA. 81 have not found
q case that No did not relieve at once - An
drew Lee Manchester, Mass,
Potter Drug aud Chemical Co, BOEton.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-24

Charles iiOughtnn, Esq, lawyer, y State
street Boston, reports case OF Eczema
under his observation for ten years, which
covered the patients body and limbs and TO
which an know methods Of treatment had
been applied without benefit which was COM
pctoy cured solely by the CUTiCURA REM
EulEs leaving "a clean and healthy skin.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-24
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ECIEMA, or salt Rheum, with Gus ogonz-
A. ing itching and burning; Instantly re-
lieyed by warm bath with CUTGCUEA SOAP,
aud single application Of CurlCUUA, the
great Skin Cure. This repeated daily, with
two or three doses OF CUuCURA REsOLyENT,
the New Blood Purifier, TO keep the blood
cool the pcrspiratlon pure and unirritatng,
the bowels open and the liver and kidneys
active, viii speedily cure Eczema, letter,
Rngworm, Psoriasis, Lichou Prurltus, SCALED
Head, Daudruff and every species OF Itching.
Scaly ana Pmply iumOrs of the Scalp and
skin, when the best physiciuus aud all
hnmMn r.u.nNIns LlIl.
The Dallas daily herald. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1873-1887, 1885-02-24

VIII Mcdonald, 2ii2 Dearborn street, Chi
cNgo, gratefully acknowledges cure OF Ec-
2ema on head, neck face, arms, ana legs,
for seventeen years; not able to walk except
ON hands and knees for one year; not able To
I help himself for eight years; tried hundreds
OF remedies; doctors pronounced his case
hopeless; permanently cured by CUTGCURA
REsOLvENr blood purheD internally, ana
CUrICUHA and DurCuRA SOAP ,the great
Ak I'm nmI-N- nNinrmuLlN.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

Nothing is now wasted" said the
Brooklyn grocer. II used to return
my stale bread to the baker, who held
it for day or two, selling it to poor
persons in the meantime at reduced
price if he could, but if no call was
made he had to throw it away. In
Paris it is dried, and then ground up,
sugar and shortening being afterward
mixed with it, and then baked up into
a cake. But such cake could not be
sold here. Now the bakers have no
difficulty. The Italians buy up nearly
all the old bread, for which they pay
81 barrel. There may be seventy-five
pounds in each. 1t doesn't seem to
make any difference to them how old il
is, providing it is not moldy, and their
taking 1t in this way has been q great
relief to the bakers.-NelO York Sat1a.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
A Complicated Case.

Larry Rafferty-Jedge, Oh wants the
artist av me mkt door naybor; he licked
me turrible this doy mornin'-
Judge (interrupting) On what
grounds?
@Phwat ground is oft? Me own back
yard, to be sure, and"
Hold on" said the Judge. II mean,
what is your reason for wanting him
arrested?"
me rayson Oh didn't hev amy afther
the foist blow, far he knocked me in
sinsible an me rayson lift me, SO OFT
did. am"
Ssh, sh, stopl That is not what /
mean. What want to know is, why,
and for what, you wish to bring suit? 2"
@Oi doidnt broing amy; thase aur
anvil the clothes Oh hev; lux at thin
awl tored, entoirely ruined by"
@Tut, tut, quit, hold onl All, here
comes the City Attorney; you can give
him your complaint"
"The divil complaint Oh hev; Ohm
az hilthy mon AZ
The Judge made'a break for the door,
thoroughly disguised, went down stairs
to convenient saloon and seriously
reflected, over aschooner of beer, about
the ignorance of portion of the human
Irace.-Stocktoe Maverick.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
Arsenic In Hosiery.

A New York dealer in hosiery says
that it would seem cheap colored
stockings would DO more liable to have
poison in their color than the higher
priced ones, but the fact is just the re-
verse. You never hear Of poor people
being poisoned by wearing cheap col
ored hosiery. It is only those who
wear the best material. 1t would
scarcely pay to put arsenic in cheap
article. When the weather is warm
the cheap colored hosiery runs, and the
color gets all over the feet. At night
the color is washed off, and no harmful
effects are felt. When the weather is
warm fire colored hosiery runs but
very little. However. though, the eff
feet upon the wearer is deleterious, and
frequently results in bIood-poisoning.
l cannot say, though, that this is true
in every case, but many that have
known exemplify what have stated.
The poor people have q wonderful i'm
munity, it seems, from poisoning pro-
duced in this manner. If arsenic was
used In cheap hosiery as much as In
fine, the hospital might be full of pa
tients now, all suffering from poisoning
In the feet and limbs. OF course it is
the aim of the manufacturers to have
as little arsenic as possible in the color
ing they use, but the faintest trace oc-
casionally has wonderful effect upon
some people who have impure blood,
susceptible to any influence.
BLACK shades of hosiery seem to be
free from poisoning. One of the colors
most likely to contain it is red. Dark
gray, light straw, deep maroon and
such shades possess less of poisoning
than the bright, decided colors like
red, blue, orange, green, violet, and
garnet. These colors are always dyed
to black if hue and cry is made
against wearing stockings with poisons
in them. Black never Injuries and con-
tains no arsenic.
Il must say that I really believe that
small proportion of the colored
hosiery used by the general public per-
haps may have arsenic in them. The
greater majority do not, and there is
little probability that with all the
means of detecting poisons in color
any manufacturer will be rash enough
to put in enough arsenic to create a
panic In hosiery"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27


In the campaign Of 1885, the two candidates
for Governor In = pivotal" Western State ar
ranged for series OF Joint discussions. Both
men were popular, both OF nne appearance,
and were so we'll matched In mental force
promised 70 be MAGNIFICENT one. For sew
eral weeks the scales balanced evenly.
But one day the brilliant Republican eandi-
and spoke laboredly. The next day he was
to ask his opponent for postponemento of
certain appointments, which was granted.
Before the campaign ended he had abandoned
the field altogether.
Meantime the Democratic candidate con-
tinued his canvass. seeming to grow strong
er, cheerier, and more effective with each
succeeding week. He was elected. One even
ing I'm December while entertaining several
gentlemen he said;
II Will tell you campaign secret-which
gave mo the election. With the opening OF
my campaign began caring for my liver.
1 knew that disordered or torpid liver
meant dizziness and possible sickness. took
something every day. When my opponent
began failing / knew his trouble to be his
liver and felt like prescribing for him, but
feared IL did SO he might beat mel ! grew
stronger as the campaign progressed, often
making two speeches day. Even my voice,
to my surprise, did not fail me once. All
because warmers safe cure kept me In A
TRIM" Ex-Gov. Jacob, OF Kentucky, also
made q campaign tour under precisely SINH
lar circumstances, and says he kept up under
the exhausting strain by use of the same
means.--Ifochester Union.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
What He Paid.

Jenlink went West from an Ohio
town, leaving several outstanding &C.
counts. which he did not appear to be
in any hurry about settling. In the
course of year he came back to see
the folks, and couple of his creditors
met on the street the day after his ar.
rival.
SO Jenlink is back" remarked one
of them.
"Yes." was the reply; shave you
seen him ?"
"Of course. He came to see me, but
he didn't settle. Did he pay you any
thing?"
"You bet he did"
well, dang his miserable carcass.
He tod me he hadn't dollar to his
name. and got me to extend his time.
He didn't pay You In full did hep"
"Not hardly"
What did he pay?"
He paid me visit"
"Ohl hl"-Merchan Traveller.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
The Game OF Names.

Each player takes long strip of pa
per and lead pencil. The teacher then
commences by calling out: Girls
names beginning with two letters-two
minutes allowed. Each player then
writes down all the girls names begin
ming with two letters that he Tor she)
can recollect, and at the expiration OF
the two minutes slime" is called. Then
the oldest player reads from his Cor herr
slip all the names he or she has written
down-say Amy, Amabel, Alice, Ann,
Annie, Armenia, Alleen, etc. All the
other players, as the names are read
out, cancel any name read out, il, for
instance, all have written Amy, and
count one mark. Say six players have
Amabel and four have not, each of the
six count one mark; those who have
not thought and written Amabel get
nothing for Amabel, and so on through
the LIST. The object of the. game is
20 teach the children all girls and
boys names. When the marks have
been allotted for all the names the
total OF marks are read out and
noted on each slip. The players then
proceed in SIMILAR manner for all bows
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
No Tears Left.

They were holding funeral in a
little town in Missouri, and two or
three Eastern drummers went over to
the church out of curiosity, and after
ward followed the body TO the grave.
1t was noticed that no one-not even
the near relatives of the deceased
even shed tear, and that evening one
of the drummers asked an explanation
of the undertaken.
"Oh, that's easy enough explained, {"
he replied. 4The shrinkage on Mis-
souri, Pacific has cleaned this county
out of 100000 within the last two
years, and we haven't any tears left to
shed for nobody nor nothing. Wall
Street Nelcs.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
Beetle Paste.

A letter to the London Standard de-
clares that black beetles-the ordinary
domestic beetles-when properly dress
ed form "a most delicious condiment.
Here is the recipe for beetle paste
Catch your beetles in a soup-plate
filed with vinegar, and keep them
soaking for six hours. Then turn the
beetles out and dry them in the sun for
at least two hours, when the outer shell
can be easily removed, the flesh then
resembling that of shrimp, to be put
into gallipot and mixed up with flour,
butter, pepper, and salt to thick
paste; stew in the oven for two hours,
and when cold serve with bread and
butterr
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

Are those disorders which. beginning with an
apparently trivial inactivity of the kidneys or
bladder, terminate in Brights disease. diabetes
and cystitis. Thelhrst twenot only interrupt
the functions of tie -tenal organs. but destroy
their structure with as much certainty as tuber-
cular consumption does that OF the lungs Hos
letters Stomach Bltters is an excellent duretic.
promoting the activity OF these organs without
over exciting them, thus averting the deadly
maladies in which their inaction is so prone to
eliminate The removal from the blood OF i'm
purities which the kidneys should. but do not.
when inactive, secrete. is another benehcent
effect of this Incompatible indicated stimulant
and depurent. The Bltters is, in all cases. too,
fine restorative OF vlgor and aid to digestion,
remedies malarial disease, and banishes liver
complaint and cons tipation-
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
Kerosene In Cold Weather.

An oil Inspector offers this explana-
ton of why kerosene oil lamps do not
give as good light in cold weather as al
other times: Wisconsin test prime
light oils will thicken with the cold al
temperatures varying from zero to &c
degrees above. Freezing separates the
particles of paraffine from the remain.
der of the oil. They are attracted by
the wick and fill the pores, destroying
its capillary power and increasing its
tendency to incrust and char in burn
ing. The best kerosene oils for burn.
ing in cold weather are water white
colorless-oils of light gravity
Scientific Exchange.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

On tho 90th Of last january. tho Sisters
OF the most noted Catholic ladies' seminary
In tho United States. the famous Notre
Dames at Goyanstowns near Baltimore,
Md, made public a card, certifying TO the
beneficial results attending the use of Red
Star Cough Cure in that institution. They
state that they found IL efficacious alike for
relieving coughs. expressions on the chest,
and irritation of the throat. Officials Of the
Boards of Health of Brooklyn. Baltimore,
and other cities have likewise publicly pro-
claimed the virtues Of this new discovery,
which IN entirely free from opiates, poisons,
and other objections.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

WE may always learn and know
more, if we choose, by working on; but
the pleasure is, think, to humble peo-
pie, to know that the journey is end
less, the treasure inexhaustible, in
watching the cloud still march before
them with its summitless pillar, and
being sure that to the end of time and
to the length of eternity the mysteries
of it's infinity will still open farther and
farther, their dimness being the sign
and necessary adjunct of their mex
haustibleness. -Ratskin.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

names commencing with A, such -
Alfred, Abel. Adam, Andrew, Arthur.
etc. The game can be continued till
al the letters of the alphabet are ex-
hausted. But practically young play
ers rarely care to do" more than
thirty sets, or fifteen letters consecu-
lively. Various names crop up, and
the memory is we'll exercised, and
children generally vote it great fun.
Any one introducing pet or fancy
names forfeits two marks.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
A SWIMMING collar has been devise,

A SWIMMING collar has been devised.
designed to assist those who are timid
in learning to swim. 1t is hollow
tube of rubber about four inches in di-
ameter when inflated with air, and is
covered by blue and white, or red and
white striped stockinet. When the air
is out of it it is flat, and can be rolled
up and carried in the pocket, but when
needed it is inflated by blowing into a
rubber tube attached to it until it is
full, when the tube is stopped off so
that the air can not escape. This is
fastened round the neck and aids won
derfully in keeping the head out of
water and avoiding the panic and fright
one always experiences with beginners
when they have their mouth and nose
filed with water almost every minute.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
In His Earlier DAYS.

When Victor Hugo was an aspirant
for the honors of the French Academy,
and called on M. Roger Collard to ask
his vote, the sturdy veteran professed
entire ignorance of his name.
II am the author of Notre Dame de
Paris, Les Derniers Jours dun Con-
demne, Bug-Jargal, Marion Delorme,
ETC." 4
Il never heard of any of Them" said
Collard.
will you do me the honor of accept
ing copy of my works?" said Victor
Hugo.
Il never read new books" was the
cutting reply.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
"One Nail Drives Out Another

is a French saying that finds exemplidcation
in the way one disease will substitute itself
for another and graver one, in very many
cases. Liver disease, for instance, will soon
induce blood disorders, throat ailments, skin
affections and eventually, because of i'm
poverishcd blood, consumI ton itself, unless,
indeed, IL bc treated i'm its incipiency and
early progress by DIR. Pierce's Golden Med
ical discovery" which acts as n specific In
these ailments, accomplishing rapid cure by
It's powerful Alternative action upon the great
organs of the body.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

AT the Academy of Medicine the
story was told of Goness in the Zoo
logical Gardens who was found to have
eaten off six inches of her tail. In two
more meals she had completely dis
posed of that appendage, and had be-
gun upon her fore paws. The cause OF
the trouble was thought to be hysteria,
which was of the kind which causes
women to bite their nails. The animal
was destroyed "for fear she would eat
herself up" All nail-biters take warn
ing. DR.. Foote's Health MONTHLY.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
MENsxAN,s PErroNIzrp Brrr TonIc. III.

MENsxAN's PEProNIzED BEEF Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing its en-
tire nutritious properties. 1t contains blood
making, force enerating, and DEMONSTRATING
properties; invaluable for indigestion, dys-
pepsia, nervous prostration, and all forms OF
general debility; also, in all enfeebled condi-
tions, whether the result OF exhaustion, nerv-
Gus prostration, over-work, or acute disease,
particularly IL resulting from pulmonary
complaints. Caswell, Hazard a. Co., propric-
tors, New York. Sold by druggists.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
The Real Tragedy or Il.

Two circus employees, while SHOW
ing" in a Michigan town. deliberately
shot and killed each other. The sad
dest part of the affair is the fact that
neither combatant was clown Chi
cago Rambler.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

but perhaps somebody. who isn't your
friend, Will, that your presence Is rendered
offensive by the foul fetid smell OF your
breath. Every word you utter. though IL DO
the very echo OF wisdom and poetry, disgusts
your hearers, and your laugh IL productive
Of anything but mirth TO them. IL Is duty
you owe, not only to yourself but tosociety,
TO remove this cause OF onense. DR.. Sage Q
Catarrh Remedy will heal the diseased mu-
cous membrane, will bring relief to yourself
and others Do not hesitate to employ IL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

For several years have suffered
greatly from periodical returns or Hay
Fever. At the suggestion OF COVERT *
CHEEvER, Druggists, obtained Ely's Cream
Balm and used portion OF II during a severe
attack. can cheerfuIly testify as TO the
immediate and continued relief obtained by
It's use. I heartily recommend u 70 those
suffering from this or Kindred complaints.
(Rev.) II. A. SMITH, Cfaton. Wis.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
HWY fever is q type OF catarrh having

HAY fever is q type of catarrh having
peculiar symptoms. 1t is attended by an in
famed condition of the lining membrane OF
the nostrils, tear-ducts and throat, affecting
the lungs. An acrid mucus is secreted, the
discharge is accompanied with burning SEN
sation. There are severe spasms of sneezing,
frequent attacks of headache, wa cry and
inf1amed eyes. Ely's Cream Balm Ia a remedy
founded on q correct diagnosis OF this dis
ease and can be depended upon. 80 Cts at
druggists or by mail. Send for circular.
Ely Bros, Druggists, Owcgo, N. Y.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

The business man or tourist will find first
class accommodations at the low price of 80
and 81. so per day at the Gault House, Chica-
go, corner Clinton and Madison streets. This
far-famed hotel is located In the center of the
city, only one block from the Union Depot.
Elevator; all appointments irst-class.
HOYT a. GATES Proprietors
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

KSIcsssugs brighten as they take
their fight. The chief of blessings Is good
health, without which nothing 10 worth the
having; IL Is always appreciated at its true
value after IL Is lost, but, too often not be-
FORE Live properly, and correct ailments be-
fore they become seated. For diseases OF tho
liver. kidneys, skin, stomach, and all arising
CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BITTERs are sure and
speedy remedy. IL has never yet failed in
single instance.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

Young or middle-agcd men. suffering
from nervous debility and kindred weak
nesses. should send ten cents i'm stamps for
large treatise giving successful treatment
Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Ruffalo- NJ "
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

PRoFEssoR LANGLEY claims in Sci
ence that the sun is in reality blue.
Every man who happens to have a note
due at hank. without the wherewithall
to meet il in sight, will readily agree
with him.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

The funniest paper In America. Have
you ever read It? III not send postal card
for sample copy, which will be mailed you
free. Address Geo. l.. Lord, business man
ager, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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Important.

When you visit or leave Now York City,
save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire. and
stop at the Grand Union Hotel. opposite Grand
cost OF one million dollars, reduced to 81 and
upwards per day. European plan, Elevator.
Restaurant supplied with the best Horse cabs
stage. and elevated railroad TO all depots Fami-
lies can live better for less money at IL. Grand
Union than at any frst-class hotel In the city.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

WHEN an owner OF a sailing vessel grows
wealthy, would IL be proper to say that he
has amast fortune?
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

THE African has an eager look in the VI
cinity OF n hen roost. A sort Of "a neager
and a nippiag air."
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

WHY Is q new born baby like a gale OF
wind? Because Il begins with squall.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

WHY Is a dishonest bankrupt like an honest
man2 Because both fail to get rich.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

WHEN docs q farmer double up q sheep
without hurting IT. when he folds IL.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27

WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS,
In this paper.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1885-08-27
Man and Beast.

Mustang Liniment is older than
most men, and used more and
more every year.