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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

ONE LITTLE FAvoR.-'Now, darling,
will yoc grant me n favor before l
go?"
"Yes, George, 1 will, " she said, droop-
ing her eye-lsshes and getting her lips
in shape. what is the favor I can
grant your"
"Only a Little song at the piano.
love. l am afraid there Is a dog out
side waiting for me. and I want to scare
him away.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The distinguished U s. Senator from
Indiana, Hon. Daniel W. Voorhees,,
certifies that in a case Of rheumatism in
the bacK, he obtained instantaneous re-
lief from st. Jacobs Oil. He says it is
a remarkable remedy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05
DYSPEPSIA

Canses its Victims to be miserable, hopeless,
confused, and depressed in mind very irrita-
bic. languid, and drowsy. IL is a disease
which does not get well OF itself. 1t requires
careful. persistent attention, and a remedy to
throw of the causes and tone up the diges-
tive organs till they perform their duties
willingly. Hoods S~arsaparilla has proven
Just the required remedy in hundreds Of cases.
II have taken Hoods s~arsaparilla for dys-
pepsta, from which | have suffered two years.
/ tried many other medicines. but none proved
SO satisfactory as Hoods Sarsaparilla'"
THOMAS COOK, Brush Electric Light Co,
New York City.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

In the Auburn prison choir the first
tenor is a murderer, while the bass and
soprano are merely burglars. This
bears out what we have previously
remarked about amateur tenors."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Mrs. PINAPHoB thinks telegraphy
ought to be much cheaper than postage,
because the former can perform a Job in
five minutes which requires the mails
from n to six days to accomplish.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

"THAT man is a Christian, remarked
a resident of Brooklyn, as he pointed
to his neighb0r across the street.
"How do YOU know?" asked q friend.
because when he sprinkles the street
he always vets my side too"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

OLD lady TO professional street Arab
do you go to Sundsy-school, little
boy?" "Nas." "Are you q Protes-
tant?' "Naa." "A Catholic?" "Naa."
"What are you them" "Merican."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05
Only temperance suffers KNOWN.

Grateful Thousands proclaim VINEGAR
BTrTERs the most wonderful Invigorant that ever
sustained the sinking system.
Made from California roots and herbs, free
from Alcoholic Stimulants. A Purgative
and Tonic.
This Bifters cures Female Complaints,
Infammatory and Chronic Rheumattsnis
Gout, Bilious, Remittent and Intermittent Fee
vers, Blood, Liver and Kidney Diseases.
Dyspepsia or Indig estion, Headache,
Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the
Bilious Attacks, Palpitation OF the Heart, Pneu-
monia, and Pain in the regions Of the Kidneys,
are cured by the use of the Bitters-
For Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Bofls,
Erysipelas, Scrofula, Discolorations, Humorsand
diseases Of the Skin of whatever name or ma
ture, are literally dug up and carried out of the
system In a short time by the use OF the Bitters.
NInvigOratcs the Stomach, and slim
ulates the torpid Liver and Bowels, which rem
der 1t Of unequaled efficiency In cleansing the
blood OF all impurities, and fmparting new Life
and vigor to the whole system.
No Person can take the Bitters and remain
long urwell.
PIN, Tape and other Worms, are
destroyed and removed from the system.
a the Vftiated BLOOD whenever
1t is foul your feelings will tell you when. Keep
the blood pure, and the health of the system
viii follow.
In conclusion : Give the Bitters a trial. Il
will speak for itself. One bottle viii prove a bet
ter guarantee of It's merits than a lengthy I'D
vertisement.
r. h. Mcdonald Drug Co., Proprietors,
san francisco, Cal. and b2S, $50 h $50 Washington 81
Cor. Charlton St.. New York.
l by all Dealers and Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

ORDERED to clear out the Court: An
irish crier at Ballinasloe did so by this
announcements: snow, then, all ye
blackguards that isn't lawyers must
lave the court?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Corks are now made impervious by
simply soaking in a solution of one half
onnce Of glue or gelatme in q mixture
of three-fourths ounce of glycerine and
one pint of water, treated to a tempera-
ture of about so per cent. Such corks
may be made nearly proof against acids
II dipped, when nearly dry, for ten or
fifteen minutes into a melted mixture of
four parts paraffine and n of vaseline.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

THE only answer to sill criticism, the
true test of all work, is the result and
when Carbollne restores the hair we
know that it is the best ~restorer.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The increase in the price of lockwood
has led to the use Of compressed teak
as a substitute in the manufacture OF
loom-sbuttles, and 80 on. The teak Is
put into a steel die and compressed by
a hydraulic ram under a pressure OF
fourteen tons per square INCH. The
timber thus prepared is rendered very
dense, homogeneous and capable Of TAX
ing a high polish.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

in popular opinion, when he has Bright's
Disease, but since HUNTS kidney and
Liver] REMEDY has become so well known
the cases are rare that 1t will not immedi-
ately relieve and permanently cure.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The mating that comes round tea
chests is good for a great variety of fam
~ purposes. One of the incest Is a
newspaper case. When handsomely
made, these bring a high price in New
York. A square of the required size is
cut out, on which a beautiful design Is
painted In oil colors or else embroidered
IN creweis. A larger piece of mating
forms the back, and they are Joined to-
gether by triangular pieces of silk, five
inches wide at the top, narrowing of to
nothing, and all this is bound with mar
row ribbon the same color as the sides,
OF else trimmed round with quilted sat
In ribbon.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The Frazer Axle Grease is the very best.
A trial will prove we are right. Received
first premium at North Carolina State
Fair, Centennial, and Paris Exposition.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The roots of any tree are important /;
never buy a tree with poor roots be-
u it has a good top, better buy a
tree with good roots and a poor top,
than one with the most beautiful top,
with poor roots for with coed roots
there is a chance to make a good tor,
but without roots the top must die.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

To a criminal neglect of prevent We meditation
may be ascr bed a majority OF the a lin nts which
affect humanity. II s a well-ascertsined fact. that
a course OF H0stetter's stomach Bitters will nut
even a naturally feeble system in such a state o.
most prevalent causes OF disease, such as he ma.
Ign influence OF miasma, unwhnlesome water.
excessive heat, damp, coli, sudden changes Oh
temperature, &c
For sale By All Druggists and Dealers generalr.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

APPLE CUsrARD. Take a pint of boil
ed apples and mash them as fine as pos
sible. Add tire yolks of six and tn
whites of three eggs, well beaten; one
teacupful of sweet cream, a little rose
water, some nutmeg, cinnamon aud II
small lump of butter. Mix all together
and sweeten it well. Then make a COOL
crust. Pour in the mixture and bake in
an oven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

RAsPBERRY CUsTARD. Take half a
pint OF ripe raspberries or raspberr :
jam, press through a sieve to clear it Of
seeds, mix with the Juice a pint of milk
in which a dessert spoonful Vt cor fouc
has been stirred, free from Jumps /; beat
a large egg thoroughly, mix 1t with tho
other ingredients, and set the whole in
u clear white auc pan to boil ; stir
constantly or it will be lumpy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

BUNs.-1hree cups OF milk, l cup of
yeast, l cup of sugar, -four enough to
Eske a stiff batter, rise this over night |;
in the morning add one cup of butter,
l cup of sugar. l nutmeg, l teaspoon
saleratus and more flour until it is as
stiff as bread ; let it rise very light, then
form the buns with the hand; let it rise
again until the oven is ready ; when
brown take them from the oven and rub
over the top lightly an egg beaten in
sugar let brown in oven for three min.
utes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

LEMON CUsTARD.-SIx eggs, beaten
well six soda crackers, rolled fine or
grated three lemons. grated two cup
fuls of milk, two cupfuls of white sug
ar. a quarter of a pound of butter and a
nutmeg. Bake on a crust. This guam
tity OF material is sufficient for six pies.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

If afflicted with sore eyes use DIR Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell il. 25c
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

THE purest, sweetest and best God Liver on In the
world, manufactured from fresh. healthy liver, upon
the seashore, Its absolutely pure and sweet. Patients
who have OF 70 taken 1t prefer 1t to all others. Phys
clans have decided itsuperior to any Of the other oils Ia
market. Made by Caswel. Hazard II Co.. New York.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Ir is alleged that the original COW
was a hornless animal. So was the
original man. The horn is one of the
products Of our compiler Civilization.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

An observatory for public use has
been opened in Christina. 1t is provid-
ed with a great refractor-said to be
the fifth in see in the world-togelher
with numerous charts and diagrams OF
the heavens.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

A VERY simple, easily made holder
for newspapers may be made at small
cost and placed ON the wall at any avail
able point, and, If desired, at - height
10 allow one sitting or standing to
glance over or read the paper. Cat q
strip of canvass a yard long and two
inches wide. Work in a cross-stltch
pattern, line with calico, and bind each
edge with ribbon. Sew a ring upon
each end to slip oYer nails, and cover
the rings with neat ribbon bows.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

JUMBLEs Six cups -four, 8 cups sug-
ar, II cups butter, 4 eggs, l teaspoon
s~aleratus dissolved in n cup of milk,
l nutmeg or lemon. Drop on fat tins
with a spoon. Put a little coarse sugar
on the top of each OIL putting them INTO
the oven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

JUMBLEs.-Rub q quarter of a pound
of butter into q half pound of flour, add
the same quantity of moist sugar, half
an ounce OF ginger and the grated rnd
and JUICE OF O lemon. Mix with treacle
to a paste, thin enough 70 spread on
tins. Bake in a moderate oven, and
when done cut into strips whilst still o.
the tin, and then roll each pisc e around
the fingers. The "~jumbles" should al
ways be kept il a tin, OIL they quickly
lose their crispness.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The only reliable cure for catarrh is DR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05
FARM NOTES.

THE MosT PROFITABLE HORSES.
mers make a mistake when they slight
the advantages to be derived from keep
ing good horses, and from breeding a
pair or Two of colts every year. A three
wear old colt can be reared AS cheaply
as a COW of the same age, but while an
ordinary price for a Young three year
old COW is forty dollars, a young colt IS
worth seventy.five dollars, at the very
least. when a year old, and n hundred
and fifty dollars when three years old.
Ii however, a good thoroughbred sire Is
nsed. at the cost of fifty dollars, the colt
at three years may easily be worth
three hundeed dollars, Roadsters In
the North, and saddle horses in the
South doth are really roadsters,) are
the most desirable animals to rear.
The thoroughbred blood is like the
steel one puts into a machine it gives
strength, durability, firmness, lehtness,
elasticity and yigor into the cold blood.
The bone is harder, and more solid,
and lighter the sinews are much stron-
ger and more elastic the muscles are
frmer, and have greater tension the
lungs are more capaeious the weight is
reduced, and with more strength and
vivacity of motion, and lighter, we have
swiftness and ease of motion.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05
Solid Nhunks of Wisdnm

Wbosoever abolishes justice cares for
no religion.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Suspicious among thoughts are like
bats among birds, they ever fly by twi
light.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05
GunsT-T sayI pass me another bis

GUEsr-T sayI pass me another bis
cuitl These are too tough.
Restaurant Prop. Indignantly
Toughl Young man, | am 60 years
old and / made biscuits before you were
born.
Guest (soothinRIy)-I don't doubt it,
my dear sir. hut you ought to have
more respect for age than to exhibit
them at thus late day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

DRIRD APPLE CAKEs.-Soak M cup
dried apples over night ia warm water.
In the morning drain, chop and simmer
IN l cup of molasses, add one cup sug-
ar, / egg, one-half cup buttermilk, /
teaspoonful cinnamon. a little nutmeg,
-four to make a stiff paste Is for any
fruit cake.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Nut CANpY,-An excellent rule for
making nut candy is to take two pints
OF maple sugar, half a pint of water, or
enough to dissolve the sugar and no
more. Let this boil until it becomes
brittle, when a little is "tried' in cold
water. Butter some plates or tins,
cover with nut meats, and pour the
candy over them. Hickory nuts or but
ter nuts are nicer with this than aim
onds Oh peanuts.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

SooT is one OF the most valuable of
fertilizers, and should be carefully saw
ed. That from coal is superior 10 that
from wood. 1t is rich 10 nitrogen, and
benefits all crops 10 which 1t may be
applied, as well as being an excellent
remedy against the attacks OF many
kinds of insects.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

BREAKFAST CAKES. -One quart flour.
l pint of milk, 8 eggs. i cup of sugar, 2
teaspoons cream of tartar in the -four,
l teaspoon soda in the milk, l teaspoon
salt, a piece of butter the size of an egg.
Heat your gem pans very hot. They
ought to bake in twenty minutes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

LITTLE GIaf. (ready for bed)-Mam-
ma, will you tell me a ghost story?
Mamma-What. a ghost story now,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Life hath nd blessings like a prudent
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Love. like fear, makes us believe
everything.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The PASTURE Pastures that have
become so thoroughly run out and
overfun by hrlers and bushes as not TO
be worth fencing for cattle may be CIV
en- over to the sheep with advantage.
Sheep eat many plants that would not
be noticed by other stock, and prevenf
such from growing and taking posses
sion of the pasture to the detriment of
valuable grasses. As the droppmgs
OF sheep are also valuable, they partial
ly restore the land and render 1t suIta.
bic for desirable crops.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

He who has lost his honor can lose
nothing more.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

He who loses hope may then part
with anything.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Craftiness is a quality in the mind
and a vice in the character.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Make life a ministry of love, and it
will always be worth living.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

gigantic stone spear-head has been
%unealTned In northern Italy. 1t is too
large to have been used IN war, and
psychologists conjecture that the prim-
tive people OF the stone age employed
1t as a religious emblem.
IN Sardinia, Sicily, and tire region
around Naples, large cork Mutations
are being destroyed In the NJ -oyident
haste of their owners to reasso profit
from the superior quality Of I Ginning af-
torded by the bark, and fromI Q wood.
The French have planted tbs valuable
oak largely in Algiers, where there is
now over q half million acrss in good
condition. The number Of trees IN
Spain is also increasing. It continue
TO grow for 100 years, and reaches the
height of some fifty feet Tide wood is
not valuable except for ftlsl 1t Is
thought that the tree would thrive In
UaliforniA.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Little GirI+-Yes, mamma. I want
to get awfully scared SO I can sleep
with you.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

Never put off till tomorrow a laugh
that a be laughed to-day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05
A Man La DnOmed.

The agitation of thought is the be-
ginning Of truth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

EPIaRAMs OF PORK. ingredients: One
and a half pounds cold roast pork, three
large onions, q little sausage, one
pound OF potatoes, some seasoning,
half a pint of stock broth, n ounce
butter. two large apples and teaspoon
ful Of vinegar. How to use them.
Chop the onion very fine, throw it into
boiling water, with a pinch of salt
added; let boil ten minutes, then drain
and press all the water from 1t; put
into a stew pan with n ounce butter,
q little finely rubbed sage and some sea-
soning. Boil the potatoes aud mash
them cut the pork into thin slices. put
a little sausage and onion on each slice,
then " some mashed potato v e it,
smooth them with a knife ; place the
epigrams in q baking tin covered with
buttered paper; place IN a moderate
even, and let bake twenty minutes.
Peel the apples, cut them in thin slices,
put them in the stock broth, add some
seasoning and the vinegar, let boil
twenty minutes. Put the epigram on
= hot dish, strain the sauce W them ;
,erve Immediately.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

THE american CultiOator says that
the cutworm has an aversion to saltpe-
tire, and that a solution of one table.
spoonful to a gallon of water has so far
proved a sure preventative. 1t is APP
piled with a dipper, and poured on the
hill. We give the suggestion rs we find
it, and hope some of our readers who
are troubled with the pest Will try il
and report the result. The same author.
ity thinks a solution of equal parts each
of chloride of lime and copperas would
be as effective as saleratus.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

The best method for growing rasp-
berries and blackberries is without
stalks, pinching off the tips of young
canes as soon as they get about two
teet high. Ii the grower waits until
the canes ere four OF five feet high, and
tken cuts off a foot or more, he checks
the growth and loses some of the best
buds. An experienced grower cuts
back the canes of red raspberries and
shortens III the sfle branches early in
the spring, thus securing more and bet
ter fruit thar If the tire canes were
left on, and giving better opportunity
for the pickers to nov about without
breaking of the ripe berries.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05
HOUSEHOLD.

For burns and scalds nothing is more
soothing than the white of an egg,
which may be poured over the wound.
1t is softer as a varn1sh for q burn than
collodion, and being slwsys at hand 1t
can be applied Immediately. It is also
more cooling than sweet oil aud cotton,
which was formerly supposed TO be
the surest application TO allay the
smartipg pain. 1t is the contact with
the air which gives the extreme discom-
fort experienced from the ordinary ac-
Gdent Of this kind, and anything that
excludes the air and prevents inflama-
ton lie the the thing TO be at once APP
piled. The egg is considered one Of the
best Of remedies for ~dysentery. Beat
en- up slightly. with or without sugar,
and swallowed at a gulp it tends by its
emollient qualities to lessen the inham-
nation of the stomach and intestines,
and by forming a transient coating on
these organs to enable nature to assume
healthy sway over the diseased body.
Two. or at moet, three eggs per day
would be all that is required in ordina-
ry cases, and since eggs are not merely
medicine but food as well, the lighter
the diet otherwise and the quieter the
patient is kept the more certain and
rapid is the recovery.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

PASTURE NEAR BARNS. There is adj
vantage, in more than respect, in
having a pasture near the barn. Often
it happens, as in the case of the writer's
old home farm, that the regular pasture
fields we're well on to a mile from the
house, and to turf the cattle back
again to remain over night, to be Brought
up again IN the morning, takes time
and labor, or to leave them in the stalls
or yard at night, keeps them from the
enjoyment of pasturipg in the coolest
part of the day. After having their
evening ration of cut feed, they can be
easily turned into the adjoining pasture
aud in the morning quickly be brought
up again for the morning grain. We
assume that farmers feed morning, noon
and night to the bard-worked farm
team. This night pasture should not
enter INTO the regular rotation with
other fields, but should be made a per-
manent pasture. kept in good condition.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

MORE than half the wheat lands of
the West are mortgaged to Eastern cap
i~talists, reports a New England agricul-
tural journal. The statement may
possibly be true in respect to new land,
where money is borrowed to enable the
farmer TO improve his land. Not SO
generally, however. The bulk OF the
wheat grown IN the West is on farms
where diversified agriculture is prac-
ticed, and the anxiety Of pioneers to
get live stock to feed shows this class to
be fully alive as to what constitutes the
real agricultural economy of their re.
glons. Perhaps a large amount OF tn S
borrowed money will be lifted thereby.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

SHoEINa HORSES On light soils that
are free from stones, horses may gener-
ally go unshod without injury. 1t is
probably too sudden an innovation to
stop shoeing horses under all circum-
stances at present, but no doubt a colt
which has run without shoes for two
years, might still go on without them
aEd not suffer. A light shoe without
calks, to protect the crust of the hoof
from breaking, and put on without ever
cutting the frog, leaving that to wear
naturally, would answer very desirable
where shoes are necessary.
There are light steel shoes, made with
prof ectlng blunt spurs, that give a Sc
cure foothold, and are better for the
horse than the common, roughly made,
heavy IRON ones. which are often ignor-
antly set.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-09-05

A. G. YATES B. co.
eo2-6O4-6O6 CHESTNUT STREET.
Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-02-03
THE TELFAIR HO sPIrAL.
How the Building ia Progressing
be Finished by April J.

How the Building il PrOgressing-TO
be Finished by April /.
The brick work of the Telfair Hospital
for INDECENT Females has been completed,
and the building is now under roof. Work
Is rapidly progressing, and the contractor
expects to have the structure finished by
April l. A fair idea can now be had Of
its beauty and elegance, and it does not
take a skillful architect to see that in de-
sign and execution it is all that could be
desired. The outside of the building has
been painted, and is now ready for pen
cling. 1t will be finished in imitation Of
pressed brick. The words "Telfair HOspi-
tai for INDECENT Females" have been cut in
raised letters in stone panel built into the
walls for that purpose Immediately above
the centre of the pOrticO. Carpenters are
busy putting In window sash and blinds,
and this part of the work Will
soon he finished. The wainscOtng
is nearly all up and is being done by
skilled mechanics. Ii is of white pine,
and will be finished in oil. The remainder
Of the woodwork in the interior Of the
building will have a hard oil finish. The
stairs are now being constructed and
carpenters are engaged on the rest of the
woodwork.
The pIasterers are also at work. Most
Of the laths have been nailed on, and the
work of spreading the plaster has been
commenced.
When the building was visited yester-
day by NEWS reporter it presented a
busy scene. AS soon as IT Is completed ar
rangements will be made for the formal
Opening. IL will be a handsome and
comfortable structure, built after the
most approved designs, and no better
arrangement for those it is intended 10
benefit could have been provided.