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Mower County transcript. [volume] (Lansing, Minn.) 1868-1915, 1885-10-07
The Mirror

is no hattcrer. Would you
make it tell Il Swccter tale?
Magnolia i'alu Is; the charm
err that almost cheats the
lookingg-glass.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
PUGILIsTICJ OFFICIALS.
An Exciting Scene in the Illinois House
of Representative.

SPRINGFIELD, ILL.,, June IA scene oc-
Cured on the floor of the House this af-
ternoon on a motion by Mr.. West to allow
the committee inve stigatng the charges
of bribery and CORFU ption full time to con-
tinue their nvesti cations. Speaker Haines
made sharp retort directed at Mr. West,
when the latter showed anger and excited
ly said he hoped before the session ended
to be able to show up Mr.. Haines in his true
light. Mr.. Haines replied that everybody
knew that he (Haines) was an honest agri-
culturist but that if Mr.. West had any
grievance he had better adjourn to an
ante-room with the Speaker and settle it
between themselves. Mr.. West shook his
fist and replied in rage that he would
meet Mr.. Haines at any time and place.
The confusion, laughter and applause
which greeted this was simply deafening,
and without attempting any further bust
ness the House adjourned until this after
noon.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
TIE DOLPHIN WINS THE DAY.
She Makes Her Third and Final Test Trip
and is Successful.

NEW YORK, June 1.-THE Dolphin
made her third and final trial trip to-day
and was accompanied by the United
States steamer Despatch. The Dolphin
was loaded with $50 tons of coal and 65
tons of iron, representing the weight of
her armament to the water line. The
Dolphin darted along the water from the
start ut higher rate of speed than had
been required by the naval authorities, and
this was accomplished without use of the
artificial draught The steamer covered a
distance of fOrty-two miles before turning
about for her return trip. This distance
covered in three hours and nine
minutes at an average of 1928 knots an
hour. The Despatch was left far astern
both ways. The speed attained by the
Dolphin was regarded by all on board as
unusual. The Dolphin has now passed all
tests required of her by the naval au-
thorities, and will.wthout doubt be imme
diately placed in commission.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
AN APPALLING CALAMITY
A SHOCKING AND FEARFUL SCENE
Fall of n Staircase Crowded with People,
at Theirs, France-Twenty-four Per-
sons Killed and one Hundred and
Sixty-three Injured.

PARIS, June 11.-At Theirs, in the de-
partment of Puy de Dome, IA murder trial
has been in progress for some days. The
circumstances of the murder and the eX-
citing incidents of the trial have en-
crossed the attention of the people, and
Yesterday, the last day of the trial, the
court was crowded with men and women.
When the people were leaving. immedi-
ately after the adjournment of the court,
and were jammed on stone stairway
leading to the street, the lofty staircase
fell The scene that followed was APP
palling. Immense masses of masonry
crashed down upon the struggling people.
grinding through their flesh and bones,
and mutilating them horribly.
The fall of the staircase. and the shrleks
of the people lying helpless in the ruins
caused panic in the courtroom, and
there was a rush for the wrecked exit.
Those who were in front were unable to
Withstand the pressure from behind and
were hurled down upon the crushed men
and women below, whom the people IN
the street were already striving to rescue;
When at length the panic had exhausted
itself, and the immense stone steps OF the
staircase had been removed twenty per
sons were taken from the ruins dead. The
injured numbered not less than sixty, and
many of these Will die of their injuries.
A still later despatch from Theirs makes
the Court House calamity far more disas-
trous than the first dispatches indicated.
The dead already number "a. The total
number injured is placed at 163. Four
teen are very seriously injured and some
of them will die The officials are de
nounced for their lack of foresight in
allowing the people to jam the staircase
which they might have known could not
bear so excessive a strain.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
(JG5ticura
DISFIGURING HUMORS,
ITCHING TORTURES AND
LOATHSOME SORES.

I HAVE TRIED for eleven years to have my
wife cured of a terrible skin disease. The
CUTIcURA REMEDIES (CUTICURA RESOLvENT,
the new Blood Purifier, internally, and CuTI-
CuRA, the great Skin Cure, and CUTICURA
SOAP, an exquisite skin I}cautifier, externally
nave done in six weeks what have tried for
eleven years to have done. You shall have
the particulars as soon as can give them to
you, and as we are so well known in this part
OF the country, it will benefit you, and the re-
NEEDLES Will cure all who use them
MAYSvILLE, KY. CHAS n. WHITE.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
BLOTCHES CURED

used your CUTICURA REMEDIES for Dlotch-
es, and am completely cured, to my inexpress-
ibe JOY. CUTICURA SOAP is the best | have
ever used and to the profession it is invalua-
BILE for cleansing the skin, thereby removing
all cork grease, paint and all the stuff used
by them, leaving the skin pure and white and
soft. My greatest pleasure is in recommends
ing such an article. H. MACK,
Champion COmipte Roller Skater.
YOUNGSTOWN, ONO.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19


noon the Presbyterian church at this
place was burned to the ground. The
church was one of the finest in the Cum
berland Valley and cost $50, 900. Insurance
$4,000.
There are some Americans who will be
disappointed because Minister Phelps has
been pleasantly rubbing noses with the
British lion instead of grabbing the beast
by the tail and promptly beginning to
twist. But more thoughtful people will
be pleased with the fact that Minister
Phelps's social qualifications are so unex-
ceptionable, if, besides, he defends stout
ly American interests, should the occasion
for such action arise. There is something
very funny, although possibly little irri.
tating, in the manner in which the Lon
don papers graciously conclude that Mr.,
Plelps is not a boor, after ALL but can
make a good speech and be as graceful
and happy IN words and manners as his
talented predecessor. There seems hope,
however, that in the end our British cous-
ms will learn that there actually is some
little culture and refinement, as we'll as
hard business sense, in the wilds of the
United States.-UtiCd Observer.
Oh, indeed Yet it was but few
months ago that the Democratic press OF
the top OF its bent because he accepted
the social and public attentions shown
him in England on account of his literary
fame and personal culture. Mr., Phelps Is
following in his footsteps, but circum
stances alter cases, it seems, and wha
was a crime in Mr.. Lowell becomes a vir
tue in Mr.. Phelps. Times.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
BEST FOR ANYTHING.

Having used your CUTICURA REMEDIES for
eighteen months for letter, and finally cured
1t, am anXiOns to get il to sell on cOmmiss-
ion. ! can recommend it beyond any remedies
! have ever used Tor letter, Burns, Cuts, etc.
In fact, it is the best medicine | have ever
tried for anything
MYRTLE, Miss. X. 5. HORTON.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
A Cyclone Visits Texas.

SAN ANTONIO, Mexico, June 14.-In-
formation was received here yesterday
from Salinas, Mexico, to the effect that a
terrible cyclone recently visited that sec
ton, doing great damage to crops. About
forty-fiv houses in the immediate track of
the cyclone were demolished, leaving many
entirely destitute
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19

PROVIDENCE, June 14-Ths morning
the French war ship Flore, a flagship of
the North Atlantic squadron of the French
navy, Capt. Henri |. Abel de Libran, and
flying the flag of Admiral Lacollbi,
steamed into the bay and dropped anchor.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
NEVER A COMPLAINT.

Since have been selling your CUTICURA
REMEDIES have never heard a single COM
plant, but on the contrary every one who has
used them has been well pleased with them,
and they outscll all others.
f. b. CUBBERLY, Druggist,
ANDREWS, IND.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
SCROFULOUS SORES,

had a dozen bad sores on my body, and
tried all remedies could hear of, and at last
tried your CUTICURA REMEDIES and they have
cured me.
JNO. GASKILL.
HEBRON, THAyER COUNTY, Penn.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
Horsford's Acid Phosphate.
beware of limitations

limitations and cOuntcrfcits have again APP
pcared. BE sure that the word "IlORsFORD's
is on the wrapper None are genuine without
it,
j. A. :. Mott of 81. Sohn, n. H.. writes,
'Onc-half of Il 6-Ccnt bottle Of AdamSon's
coughs aud cold on lungs | ever had"
l4l,cOd&w
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
THEY ARE LIABLE,

The doctors are all liable TO be mistaken
Thay were in my case. II cost me $4,000, be-
cause they said had the Heart disease, and
then told me must die. Grandmother said 1t
was Liver complaint, and $500 worth of sui
phur Filters cured me.-JcHHie Poor, Rock
port, Mass.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
AZE |S|lEHRs|1|
! NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. !

Above cut represents our improved method
of putting up EMBROIDERY SILK. Mer-
chants will find this Il great Improvement over
the old fashioned skcin embroidery, il being
much more convenient to handle These
QuillS contain about three yards each, or tri-
tie more than the ordinary skein. sE Send
A. cents for sample box OF fifty Quilts.
WASTE EMBR'y, PER OF. 40c. WASTE SILK, PC.
60-page Book, containing rules and designs
for knitting silk goods of every description,
sent to any address for six cents in stamps
THE BRAINERD ARMSTRONG CO.,
81 Kingston Street, Boston
cod SIN
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19

CUTICURA REMEDIES are sold everywhere.
Price: CUTICURA, SOC ; RESOIVENT. Sl.00;
SOAP, PIC. Prepared by the POTTER DRUG AND
CHEMICAL Co, Boston, Mass.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19
end for "How to Cure Skin Diseases"

m A mt Sunhurn. Pmples, Blackhcads and
LAIN ,OlIy Skin. usc the CUrICURA SOAP.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1885-06-19

Weary sufferer from
Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Weak and Sore Lungs,
Coughs and Colds, Weak
Back, Weak stomach and
ROWclS, DNspenSia, Fee
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22
Hindoo Bathing Rites,

WA. ..t.t 1.:. t..,t.;,,,. ,yos IN act
"u'lc' Wi'ilai' t,i's '',,'''iI I7-aniinoes 10
~ I'ono'c Hea!5n M .'' @', i ,yas a
IN, v'l'eoiIi'l 'i.o ~ ~, MI Tho women
-. ,,'I ,g''' 'i''' S''i,u ny .i,an,solycs in
-, "',' mn IA ruen
';,''' ~ s,' S'i'''y'..i IL d;nn;nos
Ir'''-'', Pl"l' |''ii III ~ aId rant
Gu. "' '"' 'i'..' WIN 't -. Srn,,, the
VJ VIII mn 81; ,'' ~, ' MI a. i,nnlapt
,. 49, "''',e N',l nv M. ,,'' Tarning
~ MS ''"' y. ~, er. m'' ,Io r;oveda,
VAS, ~, y, '''', - ',Ian7 Glory
- .'.,''''' u'' '''", o,,Ii.rbtrn
w ~ ~ y XIX I'M. ~ n7,ater
i" tL ,si ',''' H. s,,n three
-, ~ ''''""s I i''','''iu. - ~, - uc
.'' I, ~ : ,''''y ~ ''.''i1 - ar
40 ','o,4, ,,''i''oi'''l 'I'' P. n.y. hanJ
~ l'''' w '''' ''o'',i anu :. , ~, 70
tbo t, ,l 'oi,,-. ~ '''t i ,"V .,.n m;ddle
81. '''',''.-,', wv .''' W. 80 IN,
w '''' '''','''SS ''''''' - ,'i''' 20
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

Il''Sourg Penn. Nov IS -" -,
E Pinkaan "a, is fromontI, ,na @rs LYDIA
mothers who have rearai H. ~ s. sa,e WIN
complain. b,.. INN sufferer for year. from
tried the ,gn N ','n' 70 married life. Ihav,
~, i rirtp. ny, q number Of physicians. naI
s .ry as many medicines without relief
,.,urs experiment concluded to try
i sou,' d,ri- van assure You that the benefit.
1',S tl .'ei rom it came not because of ,nv
lol.u ral In it. for had hut Slight bana ~
any permanent cool. Ismnst -, =. '''
notorle'y but ipoo, To- tcp nv, ,t,, ,','r
o c5'% ',o r,.. bencf'ed ~ qou, psii
t 6. ,,rId t ,.i 10" Using my fourth h5ttioo,,
it W .Ent laAe but utc arsur'n, :. ,'',.e ana
me me- ' ma n ,l{ ,eoIths fdgrst,4i ',a a. a.
I'm cnro, circulate the fast II IL Nh.
oeIlul eglallye powers rbela 4 r sa9 "
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

Cures Piles or Hemorrhoids, Itching, Pro
trudng, Bleeding, Internal or other Internal
aud External Remedy in each package Sure
cure, DC. Druggists.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

FoR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression ofspir-
its and general debility in their various forms,
also as a preventive against fever and ague and
otherintermittent fevors, the ''Ferro-Phosphor-
ated Elixir of Caisaya," made by Caswell,
Hazard & Co.. New York, and sold by all Drug
gists, is the best tonic and for patients recover
ing from fever or other sickness it has no equal,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

"BEFsoNs AROMATIC ALUM SULPHUR
SOAP beauties and softens Face and
hands, heals and cures all skin diseases for
sure % cents by druggist or by mail.
Vim. Dreydoppel, Philadelphia, Pa.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

A CLERGYMAN dying from catarrh diseased
throat was saved by a curious Persian Pre-
se1ptioB and has given means for sending it
TO Others. Address DR.. Kennedy, Auburn, \. Y.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

GooD-wILL, like a good name is got by
many actions, and lost 10y one.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22
"RougIn on piles. >,

polished delivery--cuifs and collars
from the laundry
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22
"shool roIly ns SIM FIlns.,,

Love gives insight and insight Otter
gives foreboding.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

when yoa vi,i, Or I'M a,nl 29rtagt.
esprssiiils and sicar,y' e fefk city save bagFag-
10 cieg,ai SeDo,'. a sa,r ' Bl1 - me CRAM
dollars. and np,, n,'rd ap sta -,st Il one r.gr
yaios &. rrs,i'lraai s1ppil,s I. ,'roan plan d..
ean live bsiis, ise inloaa 20 I'll dsnSt. Fs,1
Hotel thAn At lny g. 49, money 81 the Grand Pm,
o'u'' nra' Glass hotel in The eity
friend. '' "now once your bosom
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

Fon DYSPEPSIA. 1yDIoEsrIoS, depression Of spir

One greasinS will last two weeks, all others
two to three days Try it. Received first
premium at Centennial and Paris Exposition
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22
The Mirror

IS no ilatterer. Would YOU
make IL tell a sweetcr tale?
Magnolia Balmis the charm
er that almost cheats tbc
lOOking-gIass,
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

The suggestion that the dog star may be {
SkNe terrier is alarminy
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

When creek meets creek then comes the
annual spring freshet.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22

ringworn, tette, cures humors, oruption.
chilblains VT III rheum, frosted fset
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1885-05-22
All Sorts of

hurts and many sorts Of ais Of
man and beast need cooling
lotion Mustang Liniment.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-26

was uttering for us both. and know that life was
there still, and hope lived too.
Well, welll Why should dwell ON such horrors,
except TO thank the Mercy that brought rs through
them ALT Day dawned ut last; and there was the
shore near by, and soon rockets were fred, and
ropes secured, and one by one the half-dead
living were drawn from their awful susper-
sion between sky and sea, and landed safe
on shore. They had to take Winny, and me to,
gether, just We were. and even then they had
hard work to undo the clasp of my stihened arms
about her. ! knew nothing then. nor TOT long
after and it 10 wonderful that Winny was the first
to recover and that it was she who nursed me
back to life and reason.
And how did ask her to marry moi Upon my
word, now you ask, can't remember that l ever
did That seemed utterly unnecessary, somehow.
Caste distinctions look small enough when you
have been staring death in the face for a few
hours and words we're not much needed after we
had been together in the rigging that night. Some
how vas lad it was so glad my girl had taken
me, In my cap and jersey. for q common sailor.
and yet loved the old Dick through it all glad she
never dreamed was owner Of Indian Creek farm,
and the richest man in that end OF Ontario. and
had wealth and position higher than Mr.. LOTUS.
the young squire at homo. The people she was
with had all gone down on that awful night; she
had no one In the world but me. We were
married at MOntreal-the captain of the Antartic
gave her away-and then brought her home 70
Indian Creek To see her face when she saw tnG :
rocking chair, and the work basketand the thimoie'
Heaven bless her! ,,o.
There she comes, with her baby on her shoulder.
Come in to dinner, friend, and you shall see the
sweetest wife in the country or the old inc
girl won amid the oceans surges. / Bright days.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-26
HE WANTED A FOKK.

A party OF gentiemen, among whom was a
PHYSICIAN relating queer experiences at an uptown
hotel last night. when the doctor SAID:
..Cln yor remember when the Turkish baths were
started great many doctors Introduced baths In one
form or an Jther ill the country ON the strength OF
line rnrsisa bath belng a My old college mate
who had Ii,t got his diploma. Fred Winters. went
ont 10 Clciso and started Turkish bath, Win neil
Gated baths accomaaniment. A,nonz>othor thilgs,
he advertised to cure consumption and malaria lie had
bir box vita glass sd~-. which lis smut MS victims
wlile he tarn. the steam and baked thci one DAY
a tall ank Oh I'D IN lilo WAS az least sis feet TWO
riches higa and with frame to carry 200 pounds
actually weighed only l3j. 49,
-. rye not got consumption. though may look Ike
IT, said tho fellow; but I've got tho malaria worst
KIND =. =, III. -, oo "a
The doctor agreed him In six baths at ~ %
.,c, After Turkish path he shut the man up III his
hrkine.Inx There little Thermometer indicator
A., Inc outsId, The doctor took newspaper ana sat
down In a rocking chair where ho coniu watch The ind
cator When IL indicated 0Oo tho patient tapped on the
lass rs IL all right, Dpc.P he asked; 'because irs
MIGHTY bo; | can tell y0n.' The doctor assured MN
that he could stand IL MP Ia 1922 Before the buo had
,.e fine rrcor 1902 i've broke out again. and again
Inc docto p,cded him. The lOO' point was Just passed
when tLs victim shouted ont In voice VI sheer despera-
tlon -, .. ,,p
What DO YOU want OF fork I asked .ne docto
81 want to stick 1t iulo ::5 20 zee II am don
know 4 am"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-26
BEwILDERING RAILWAY STATION STAIRS

"rhe way some t0'kS % gu turned arouiiu Oh
these roads IL orfu" said the gatenan ut the Twenty
staon of the 6ixthave elevated, as lie engfed
of tickets tho drop box and fixed his phiioso
uhc eye on the reporters men that has travelled up ana
down here ever since the road was opened VIII sannter
mo the STARE some night to sleep In the corner OF
car and wake up Mt Battery when they wanted to 20
IN Harlem But the wnst case ever saw happened IN
broad daylight last week. II about noon and bus
mass was slack 40 and looked out OF the win
dow down onto Twentythird-st. Putty soon theFc was
a stout young woman came a-pattern down
the street evidently athinkin' about her
TELLER or some other interestu' subject, for she
straight ahead at nothin and pegged along as
thonsh she WAS IN o hurry to eit somrwhere. snc
ats rd m the stairway the north sdo OF the street
vnen her eye Innst have caught the sign TO Uptown
an she turned around and crossed to the other
I'm med spectaclss appeared nj the top OF the stairway
IND sin me she says Downtown train q NO. mum,
sws f'other aide for DOWNTOWN she locked soref
srnrssd IKE hut turned round and ran down me
cr.sssd ths street aud came up ON tho same sdo say
scd nrst with tho satisfied afr Of gal that knew wha
shs doiu' and could take care OF hsrssa oVss ~
Nev-York When she got 70 inc .op m4,n
ana saw my cassic features hsstoi up ,v wnn
ssympsthizne grin she WAS al broke up VIII. VIII
se street again and just coming Up !ae
~ vhsu Abe eaus to reai.zn scse o. the %
rn"onHcsuce old man Gilbert whe built the roaa ~.
provdrd four ssarvaye AID thai sne nsc S s~ss
To: "a fosth ssruSs ywsaty-tAisass without ess'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-26
ooOD ADVICE HEAPED ON HIN.

A stranger came into the Fifth Avenue Hotel
Yesterday to inquire about routes Of travel 70 Dayton,
Ohio lie was particularly anxious to find out what
road, werc cutting ratcs TIfBUSK reporter stand
ing nj the counter was able to give him inforna-
lion. The stranger grew confidential and whispered:
Fact is I've got to lind road that cuts rates. be-
eause I'm broke-broke financially, physically. socially
aud every other way
A he walked away . guest OF the house remarked
Elf that man Is really In the fix lie says
he Is. the best ronto for him to take is
,o hmm of the dock the river being careful to have
carefully written address his person. The Coroner
would land him nj homo in fory-egnt hours without
charge"
po,sy he objects that mode Of travel to being
n harden on any one making any trouble" said
another
an. might dig his grave and get into It and shoot
,,,,seIs. bro.s IN Cashier Lyon. "Then they would
III nave q, nile the dirt on him."
.y"a don't suppose they would let him rest easy, oven
4, grave OF his digging. do you r. asked Clerk
Carr mot bit OF II. They'd have him In the horgue
Insf then the subject Of all these remarks emerged
from behind OF the big pillars ut the side OF Inc
nce where he had standing In carshot OF tho en-
sra III. was laughing heartily and as no
nassed the group he eaculnt-d:
Vour kiu,inrss is rccprocated. gentlemen. but l
g,ss ri walk Aome before take any OF tho routes you
suggest"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1885-07-26
WHO LOST THE POCKETBOOKt


salesman In one OF the large dry goods storcs tho
other day picaed up out, empty pocxetDook. ana
Thought Inc would lave little fun with II. liz therefore
placed 1t on the COUNTER half concealed by the goods
living thereon Presently lady shopper enters iiei
eyes light upon that wallet as ~ Instinct. anu whie
pricing Of articles. se end ayers 10 cover ~
unite artlessy OF course, with her handkerchief
then with her satche aud again with ler Paiso bus
the sass,nan without appearing TO notice her actoLs
each time tho l0rtcmonnaie out Of danger ana
int the hight Finally adopts new tactics. ana picks
IL up, with the remark:
Some oody's left pocketb0ok" a.
YES ~ relIes the clerk interrogatively; thank you
And he takes the leather and disappears with Tor
moment Upon his return the lady asks Wild s'"H'
show VI interest:
Was there much In 10 r. - ,,-
only thrce dollars plies the salesman carolessy,
and with the vi WAC has been used 70 lying AL
Ana who will get 1t II 1t isn't called for !" asks the
lady. ..-
sThe frm" Ia the epigrammato response
Tie lady eoes out In ton Or fifteen minutes Dog
comes In and asks: 4. ,,..
WAS pocketbook with three dollars In 1t FOUND mere
this morning T. .,..... 49,. ..,,.,,
for" -
Boy says Orr and retiros.
Salesman smiles audibly