New-York tribune., 1885-01-25
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Tn, asonisher aud Pdraly-er Is the name OF paper
lust started Carbondale. Kansas An envious local
contemporary says that in short time 1t will yindicate
It's right to this By astonishing Its readers and
parayzing Its editor
curiosity in the shape Of chicken heart was, from
its large and peculiar size opened for examination anu IN
the OF the heart was found grain o, wheat or
grain which OF course caused the enarseG Sda
Ca News.
The Chinese in Francisco have at least one OF tho
privileges OF American citizenship. They paid $4,000
in fines into the police court revenues last year.
Perhaps it is not inappropriate just at this time to re
! mind Mr.. John Kelly that rats always desert sinking
ship.
Dr. Levi George OF San Francisco. recently visited the
Mogu tribe OF Indians and found an old chief VINO had
reached the age OF l75 years In one OF the cablnsa
squaw was found who ls2 years old The recori OF
te of these people has been kept according 10
the custom OF the tribe by punching small round holes
IN piece o Tn fbs Moaui village of sixty or seventy
inhabitants Or. George counted ntteen persons VINO
were over 100 years old. -lNew-oreans Times DEM
ocrat.
Evangelist Moody evidently believes in carrying tho
war into the heart OF the enemy's country. Having
finished his labors In Richmond, he has pushed on 70
Washington.
fashion contemporary informs US OF a new style OF
dressing the hair which involves the wearing OK SIX num-
ming birds Wouldn't it be uore effective and tasty to
| make it six nice bald eagles
The real secret OF Mr.. Randals popularity with Be
pubicans which enables HIM to Ego to CongTeSS Is tf MAY
talk about who doesn't believe In immersion or
Romanis who doesn't believe in the Mass, as Demo
cra who believes in protection charleston tW val
Democrat
As inaugural day approaches we seem to hear less
and less about tho Jefersonan simplicity which was TO
characterize It, and and more about the necessity
~ having plenty OF money that interesting occasion
n we were Jefersonian Democrat this would make us
sad but as we are quite philosophical overit
High license popular in Nebraska that the Prohi-
btonists have about given up the ship The law makes
the license fee 81 900 in cities OF certain grade ana
$500 In all other paces-no iocai iooihS aoout ="
Springfield Union
According TO veracious Boston paper the folowingh
verbatim report OF conversation caught oa the ny tho
other night in that city. scene-Lobby OF the theatre
between the acts OF the opera First young man III
lavish standing collar that prevents him from bending
his head forward: Watcher thinker Patti G9us arms
shei" Second young man with desert ofhnwrinkled
shirtbosom: ." Beuh! Womb! Jey see sush dimuns
,spose they're reai Hear she don't eat when she sings
'Markbe artis' Markble!
Alta sunday-schooI concert in a town near Boston.
If the little girls asked Teacher that the mother OF
Jesusr Yes, replied the teacher and Ana Is Is rnss
is SI' John "what! the st. John who was up for
Present The teacher suspects snat ana az e M ho@s
Boston transcript
There are 600 school teachers in England, of whom
05 per cent are splnsters'
The Rev George Hubbs, OF Belot Wisconsin Is con-
dar,ny the adysability OF coming TO New Mexico or
the double purpose OF recovering his own health ana
minsterng the spiritual welfare OF those VINO nope %
climb the golden stairs py tne ae'hoo's' IPi'''P"'
! route Albuquerque N. NJ Journal
tn. Jacksonville (Fla.) Times noticing movement 10
bp,d a new Executive Mansion for the State, remarks'
/. What we want here In Florida Is not SO much ne"
| r,ecutiye Mansion rs a nice strong Penitentiary'
Tbs Iegis atrre OF Texas was about to pass NOR
| stringent law against concealed weapons When .
Ionsion rapcr published portraits OF nearly every cn =
her of that iody. Friends OF the measure say neo
| now no hope for it, Chicago Herald.
T., given out that Mr. Cleveland is about to begin ne
at short of selecting Cabinet TO De hoped tnsS
~ the West Virginia Legislature may pass the
ranlar appropriations before they start ior Aioahy
Wheeling intellisehccr'
nro nupils I'm a school In Washington Territory were
epy Obliged TO stay homo and take care OF the baby
while their mother attended court as Juror The fact
used as an argument against equal rights for women
The Shuttle family sits around the evening fire and
manages To enjoy itself Notwithstanding tile rattle ana
! slamming OF the shutters by the wintry wind.
| THE English have whipped those wild Egypuan
hordes. see, said job, he threw DOWN the paper
mics will be cheaper now"
What II they aret Do you want an Egyptian mum
myr IN, ,.., ,,., ,,,sr r.. try
ing to count the stitches on this worsed shawl
ford Post.
At Key West summer is perpetual and at noonaaay
every soul asleep. The coeoanut trees nod urows
and the great leaves droop under the heavy
The flushed sun gds the smooth trunks OF the palma Wv