New-York tribune., 1885-02-08
TIE TALK OF TIE Day.

The habit which frontier POSTING stcrs have OF carrying
the in the pockets OF their trousers yexes
the souls OF the cowboys When of the latter species
has ridden 200 miles after his mail and Is told by the
po.tmasers wife that the post Office has gone after
barrel OF and won't be back for two days the COW
puuchcr feels like complaining to the Government
Toronto reporter who had not been scared by the
OF the scissors went and committed suicide when ms
reporter would have made $40 by selling the item as
SCOOP and pOking t besides ut the judges for being
fooled Waterbury American.
Henry Irvlngs In this country has had one good
result. II has forced great American actors 10
produce new plays with more effective support.
| man can now make twenty-five trips over the
BROOKLYN Bridge for nickel Most men you'd want
| five times indianapolis journal
Mr.. Oscar wdes lecture on Dress has earned for
him the title OF The New Dress Improver."
TmE NEw;YoEE TnnrNE ha, an editorial headea ed
hole remains intact.-lChicaso Inter-Ocean
II. W. Barton Brockton. Mass. has originated
schetue for the OF the sick small localities
association. which will buy invalid appliances, engage
and provide good food for the village sick thus
giving them all the benefits OF city hospital. -LPha-
dephia Ledger
school teachers in Morocco receive fifteen cents a
month and rRd themselves Sometimes they have to
find the fifteen cents. too.
OF the four presbytcries constituting the synod OF
Dakota is made sup almost entirely OF Indians AZ the
tour Indian ministers and one ruling elder.-lFoston
Traveller.
The first OF the following was written by
who loved and lost; the second by man who played
and lost:
Only her hand at parting
Only my heart aud Gracies,
Paralyzed with IA rush.
Only hand at poker,
Only royal Hush;
Only my chips ana aces
Paralyzcd with rush.
ST. Paul and Minneapolis jealous of each other
and growing rapidly that before long there will
be hostile meeting OF the cities And then there will
be Only city, but the question Will arise which will
be the city
The latest phase astronomy has assumed Is rather
hume rous one. relates the computation Of the
parative power OF sunlight and moonlight The poet has
ts us That moongh sunligh water unto wne
but Sir William Thompson has gene more definitely into
thousand times greater than the light Of the full moon
This is all right, we presume sir William goes further.
however and lets MS know that the face OF the mooL
were painted black and covered with candles standing
packed In square order touching one another ana AZ
he about the same in effect rs 1t really Isl American
Register, Paris.
There are in England and Wales 1i172 benehcos.
$500 curates, and 100000 church slttlngs.
rvcrvtbnp that will not stand the blaze of Gods open
sunlight go; civilization allows backward steps;
rottenncss aud founess viii no longer sustain church
the Mormon Church may use To prop itself will not
enable il TO stand against that Force everybody has to
make calculations for now, namely, progress.
Lake City Tribune.
Apropos OF the present agitation anent the Sunday
liquor laws OF New-York Parliamentary return has
Just Issued In England showing that in the twelve
months from October /. Iss3 TO September %. 1884,
there were 9i2 convictions of persons arrested for
drunkenness Sunday in England and Wales.
Her dainty grace.
Her dlmpled face
They set me craZyj
Her perfect fotm,
Mid sealskins warm
She was daisy!
Her faithful slave.
Ger her I'd rave
From morn TIL event
Though Fate made me
SiXtsen when she
Was thirty-seven.
Meath passions sway
That wo shoild marry;
ehe shook her head
Aud smiling said:
mo, thank you, HarryF
wen let her go!
hardly know
Way should bother;
For all twas rough
She's old enough
To be my mother.
-tSomervlo Journal
Mrs. Barael. went to ride with Mr.. B. when the mer-
curry was at Why, John, how cold 10 Is! We must
do something for the poor! They'll freeze this weather."
When she reached home and had sat for an hour over
the register In her sealskin sacque she exclaimed
Really, John it's not as cold as thought was We
need not hurry in that charity matter. ."-lProycence
News.
The people of Texas arc calling it "tho new Empire
State"
The mild Hindu secure In the profession OF creed OF
tender kindness to tine brute creation. twists MS
bull0cks tail until each Joint Is wruug with separate
agony automatically nsgects, overlOads, underfeeds
and tortires, almost unimagiuaDle brutality, tho
wretched horses that his and Is yet held up 70
the civilized world a. pattern worthy 0f imitation In
his treatment or domestic animals. Lahore tindia)
Gazette.