The Nevada picayune., 1885-03-19
HUM D R OU Us.
Our Picayuncs.

All republican evidence ln na- tional politics must now be regard ed az exparty.
 It is said that "Old Si" Small is to become a preacher of the gos- pei. He has not yet selected his gospel. A Yale College man has com menced featuring on Asiatic chole ra. That ought to keep it out of 1he country.
 Society wears sackcloth and ash es during Lent. Some ofthe sack cloth is made up very handsome and stylish.
 Tammany sends one thousand braves to the Inauguration. Right here it should be stated that there ere not enougl, offices to go round.
 Every boy should be made to learn a trade of some kind. This will keep him out of politics and bad coaapany if he is not natural born loafer.
 A stranger who is not quite enough of a gentI, ,man 10 be taken to ones home, can always be prop e-ly entertained at q club or pub Ec restaurant.
 The "Reigning Belle" is the title of Mrs. Ann $. Stephens's latest novel. The heroine should never venture out without the company oS an umbrella.
 Men with gore heads are too fast in speaking of Daniel Manning the ship of State. There is stronger bower manning Daniel.
 Coal dealers find they can profta- bly guess at the weight of coat near enough to sell it; but thcro IS no guess work about the price.
 Boston Post: Mary Anderson, it is said, does not like to be star ed at in church. Mary wants ey- erybody who looks at her to pay S2."
 Daniel was in the lions den, and was treated well, but if the lion had been in Daniels den he would Have made things lively fer the Daniel family.
 Silver dollars are goood enough for voters on election day; but some of the statesmen in Congress appear to dislike them now that the returns are all in.
 Mir. Julian Hawthorne has writ ten novel entitled "The Trial of Gideon" to be published soon. This trial was probably made at the organization of Gideon's band.
 If d man is thoroughly honest himself he will believe in the hon. esty of other people, even if they do happen to differ with him in matters of opinion on politics and religion.
 The Pennsylvania Senate has defeated the bill providing for the punishment Of wife.beaters by whipping. The Pennsylvania Statesmen must have some very tough citizens for wives.
 No man should be elected to the office of Governor who is not in favor of hanging murderers, and he should be made to declare his sentiments on capital punishment before single ballot box is stuffed in his favor.
 The Boston Post says. f1t is said that on the appeatance of StOnewall Jackson's war horse in New Orleans men clung 10 his neck and cried for joy. The horse, by the way, never published his rem inisceuses of the war;
 The Daniels are about coming to judgment. Daniel Lockwood, Daniel Lamont and Daniel Mann ing are men very near President Cleveland. If Daniel Frohman does not build theatre in Wash ington it will be because he is too busy in New York.
 Reposing confidence in the stu pidity of New Orleans aids and special officers, hundreds of thieys robbers, forgers and confidence men come here to work their rack. l. cts. This confidence is rarely be | srayed, but the victim ofa robbery cannot always be relied rpon to keep quiet