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The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23
.sHow's Your Livers''
In the comic opera of The Mikado'. his
imperial Highness says:
ITO make to some extent

"How's Your Livers
In the comic opera of THE Mikado',' his
imperial Highness says:
ITO make, to some extent
Each evil Liver
A running river
OF harmless meriment'
A nobler task than making evil hyers.
rivers OF harmless merriment no person,
king or laymans could take upon himself
The liver among the ancients was considered
the source of all a mans evil impulses and
the chances are ten to one to-day that If
ones liver is in an ugly condition OF discon-
tent, someone's head Will be mashed before
right.
"How's your liver?" is equivalent to the
inquiry: Are you a bear or an angel to-
day?
Nine-tenths of the pure cussadness," the
actions of divorce, the curtain lectures the
family rows, not to speak of murders crimes
and other calamities are prompted by the ir-
ritating effect of the inactivity of the liver
upon the brain. Fothergill. the great spec
ialist, says this and he knows He also
knows that to prevent such catastrophies
nothing equals Warmers safe cure re-
nowned throughout the world as a maker of
Each evil Liver
A running river
OF harmless merrment"
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23
Rheumatism Quickly Cured.

There never has been medicine for rheuma-
tism introduced in this State that has given such
universal satisfaction Durang's Rheumatic
Remedy. Ii stands out alone as the one great rem
edy that actually cures this dread disease. IL Is
taken internally, and never has and never can
fail TO cure the worst i'm the shortest time. 1t
has the Endorsement and recommendation of
many leading physicians i'm this State aud else
where. 10 is sold BY every druggist at 81. Write
for free fOrtypage pamphlet to X X. HELPHEN-
sTlNE, Druggist, Washington, ID. c.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23

Recent statistics show that in 1854 the num-
Der of boiler explosions in the United States
was 49, being less than in the previous year.
There were PSI persons killed and 81 in
jured in them, however, and the number is
much larger than it should be. Fifty-six OF
the explosions took place in sawmills, where
the sO-called engineer finds too facile fuel
i'm shavings Men chosen for such positions
should have the gumption to perceive that
such firing generates steam too rapidly for
safety. These people can reduce the general
death rate if they wish, and can especially
reduce the present high percentage Of NOR
tality among sawmill engineers.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23

A lately published report on the British
army gives the numb of recruits inspected
tor 1883 at 80, 436. of whom %, 595 were re-
jected ms unfit for service There seems to be
no further reason for the popular belief that
Ireland fights Englands battles, for the re-
cruits born in England numbered 773 per
1000. Scotland gave but 81, and Ireland 125
per 1000. The number of short men offered
was unusually large. so much 50 as 10 give
rise to q question whether Englishmen were
decreasing in stature.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23
SleenIessness

Norcortics and sedatives murder sleep; the
unnatural stuper is soon followed by i'll eff
fects Simmons Liver Regulator removes
the cause of restlessness and sleeplessness by
regulating the bowels, by establishing good
digestion and by quieting the. nerves. Try
it, and you will soon know the blessing OF
good health and sound sleep.
~ have been great sufferer from dyspep-
STA and loss Of sleep. AS soon as | feel the
least nervous ] take dose of Simmons
Liver Regulator. and sleep all night.
MRS. X. BRYANT, Griswoldsville, Ga.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23

Steady progress continues to be made in
the cultivation of tea in the Punjab. In 1888
there were 1884 tea gardens in existence.
Out of this number forty-four only are Euro
pean plantations, the remainder being work
ed and owned by natives. The total area
under cultivation is ). 70S acres. In 1888 the
total out turn OF tea was 100000 pounds, Of
which 9S4, 405 pounds was black tea, and 3l5,-
6l5 pounds green.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23
Rates for Clerrrmen.

Clergyman Ito hotel clerk What do you
charge day.
Clerk--Two dollars.
Clergyman-You have rates for clergymen,
of course?
Clerk-Gh, yes, sir.
Clergyman-How much are they?
Clerk-TWo dollars.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23

new play, and the critics tell us that she has
made great improvement in abandon since
Bristol saw her last. True, she has aban-
doned her husband and it is rumored that
she has abandoned Gebhardt like a squeezed
lemon. But she has not abandoned Amer
lea. Ay, there's the rub.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23

Rupture, pile tumors, fistula and all dis
eases of the lower bowel Except cancer,
radically cured. Send ten cents in stamps
for book. Address Worlds Dispensary Med
ical Association, 663 Main street, Buffalo,
Ny
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23

One Of the curious vegetables of the Island
Goa, ne9r Bombay is the sOrTOwful tree.
Half an >ur after sunset the tree is full of
sweet smelling flowers, although none is to be
seen during the day, as they close up or drop
of with the appearance of the sun.
The Indiana State sentinel. [volume] (Indianapolis) 1868-1895, 1885-09-23

TSOR SALE-Matthews Patent Renewable Nom
II orandum Book. Send for sample copy and
price list. Samples sent postpaid TO any address
on receipt of 20 cents for No. 40 cents for No.
2. Address SENTINEL COMPANY, Indianapolis.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14
CHRIFF'S SALE

The State of Louisiana, Parish of Qua
chita, Fifth District Court.
Succession of l.. M. OSBORNE, Deceased.
BY virtue of an order of sale issued by
the Hon. Fifth District Court, in and for
the Parish Of Ouachita, and to me directed
in the above entitled and numbered suit,
have seized and taken into my possession,
and will sell at public auction, between
legal hours of sale, to the last and highest
bidder, at the door of the Court House in
the City of Monroe, La, on
Wednesday, 9th of January, 1886,
the following property to-wit:
A certain plantation or tract Of land de-
scribed as follows, tO-wit: The southeast
quarter Of fsouth-eastquartera aud north-eas
quarter Of northeast quarter and west half
of northeast quarter and north half of
southwest quarter and southwest quarter
Of southwest quarter and west half of
north-w quarter and northeast quarter
Of northwest quarter of section 2, r. 10, N.
Range east, and lots 2, 8 and 4, in section
l, T. 16, N. II. 3 east and lots 3, 4, s, 6, 8,
and 0. and southwest quarter and east half
of southwest quarter and north west quar-
ter of south east quarter of section 36, and
lots 8 and 4 of section 35, T II, N. r. 3 east
except that portion of these lands about $50
acres lying west of Musquito bsyou hereto-
fore sold by r. w. Faulk to j. and j. N.
Fuller by deed dated January 11th, 1870,
Becorded in potarial hood r. pages 352 and
bearing 647 acres moro or less.
Terms of sale cash, Mt not less than the
appraised value as shown in The Inven-
tory of said succession.
J. e. MCGUIRE, Sheriff.
Saturday, Dec, Q, 1886.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

WEST MONROE, La, Dec. 14th. 1885
E5tof 1uiy Telegraph:
There Il Z. question Of internal i'm
tsrnal Improvement largely ahsctI1f|
the commercial and agricultural int
ct OF our parish, that is seldom al
dsd to BY the press, or spoken Of ~
slnce the rrrrenArHsni grown to
be ! DAILY, its power and influence
Tor advocating these questions is large
" increased. The matter I desire to
direct your attsntion to, il The i'm
provement Of the low water naviga-
tion Of the Ouachita river.
Cheap frelghts are what We want to
conG(1rqo1s)a1g8 brsipees here. By
mead pif mi boat, tie rate on
c6sto = De6 hsld at u 50 for mos,
Of this season, while railroad points on
each.sids Of u. % paying y 80. The
saving on up sceam1fesgnWn naS peen
almostnothing. It Is the duty Of the
General Government to improve our
waterways, and unless our people make
ademand; upon Congress to improve
the navidatien d tns 0uschita 1t viii
never be done. hope you will make
lah eAout 10 aydass the press and the
people Of the Oaachita Valley on this
subject, that the whttsr may be carried
into Congressional politics at the next
election in this 1Nfet. There should
Nbea meetlng:held at Monroe some
time next month, and strong appeal
made 10 Congress to order survey
and, estimates made to improve the
tlSt watsf navigation Of the Ouachits
river. .vauvr q MERCHANT.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

Baroness Burdett- Coutts has the
satisfaction Of knowing that her young
-born husband beat the Mar
quis of Lorne for o seat In the House
of Commons. The Marquis is the
Queens son.in.law, and it was her
Majesty who snubbed the baroness be-
cause she married young man.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

The Bastrop Clarion Is still "red hot'
on the prohibition question and is
. throwing Its "bombs'' regardless Of
,vihers they may strike. Nc Means
nUsi1ipt, beds full Of spunk and that
he twill be there''-at the polls to-days
this being the day for holding The
election to decide whether or not whis-
kypay be- cold ct Bastrop. ~
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

Gov. Perry, Of Florida, opened the
Columbia county fair at Lake City, at
IL M, on Tuesday. 1t Is said to be the
grandest and most successful enterprise
ever undertaken in that ate.-Onpi-
t0lian Advocate. t..t
Columbia county will not compare
with Ouachita parish either as regards
wealth or population. Then why
should Ouachita parish not make an
attempt at getting up Fair Associa-
tion?
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

One noteworthy statement In the first
volume of General Grants "Personal
Memoirs" is that until after the battle
of Shiloh he believed the war would be
over In ninety days. That battle gave
him the measure of the Confederate
strength and fighting powers.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14
ST, LOUIS.
December. II

Flour quiet. family, $S.70@S 80, choice,
4.92, patents, IS. .2505. 60. Wheat, lower, No.2
red Fall, 93Xc, cash. Corn higher, No
2 mixed, 35Nc cash. Oats, higher,
2sX cash. Hay, quiet, $s.5O@l0.5O: Bran
quiet, sacked, 5S059c. Corn meal quiet,
81 6501 70. Pork, higher 30 25@l0 90. Lard.
quiet, 5 9OO5 95. Bulk meats: long clear sides
495c, short rib 10, short clear loo.
Bacon: long clear, $500 Coo. short rib,
S 7OO5 rs short clear 8505 90c. Boxed
lots: long clear, 4 7505 0Oc, short rib, 8 10
@5 1871. Whisky steady, 81 '0e. Hams,
So 5ODl1 00c.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14
THE MARKETS.
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

GRAIN AND PROVLSIONS.
Sugar, higher: open kettle, choice. SIC
strictly prime, &c; prime, AID: good fair
to fully fair, 4Hc; good common to
fair no 4aSc; inferior to common, 3X0
4c, centrifugal plantation granulated, 6H@
6X off granulated, &C., choice white,
6@L6c, Off white, 5000, greywhite,
|5Z, choice yellow clarified 1-16; prime
yellow clarified, SIC, off clarified,
,4H06c, seconds, 45s05Hc. Molasses dull,
open kettle, choice, 4lO 42c, strictly prime,
40 @4lc, good prime, S6@37c, prime; 3S(935c.
good fair, 25@27c, good common, 17c. CEN
trifugal. strictly prime, 29(930c, good prime,
&c, fair to prime, 18@23c, common to good
common, 150l7c, inferior 13014c: Rice
steady, ordinary to prime, 3HO5Hc.
Flour, dull, Choice, $4.4O, Fancy, A.60c,
Extra Fancy $3.50, Minnesota patents, $6.-
40, Winter, $40. Corn dull, mixed. 45c,
yellow, 45@46c, white, 43044c. Oats firm,
choice western, 37Hc, Texas, ,34c. Corn mea1
quiet, $500. Hay quiet, prime, $l5@16O0,
choice, $17 OO018 90. Pork quiet, 1915.
Lard quiet, 6Hc. Bulk meats steady,
shoulders, 3.75c, long clear, &C.. clear rib
sides, Sc. Bacon steady, shoulders, SIC,
long clear, SIC, clear rib So. Hams choice
sugar cured, lO@10Lc. Whisky dull, West
ern rectifed, $l.0001.25. Coffee. steady,
cargoes common to prime, 709Ac: Bran
quiet, SOC. Cotton seed oil, quiet, crude,
new, 24X025, refined, 3lH@32c, F. o, B,
cake, 100000, meal, zoe.
ST. LOUIS.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14
CHRIFF'SAL.

|SHRlFF'sAL.
State of Louisiana, Parish Ouachita,
Fifth strict Court.
Succession of L. M. OSBORNE, deceased.
BY virtue of an order of sale
issued by the Hon. Fifth District Court.
in and for the Parish of Ouachita, and
to me directed in the above entitled and
numbered suit will sell at public auction
between legal hours of sale, to the
last and highest bidder, at the late resi-
dence of L. M. Osborne, deceased in the
Parish of Ouachita, on
Thursday, 18th day Of December. 1885,
the following described property, to-wit:
One gin belt, pistol, 2 cotton planters,
two horse wagon, pairs plow gear. har-
rows, avery sweep stocks, lot old plows,
cross cut saw, lot plows, gin stand,
grid stone, saddle briddle, bride and
blanket, 1 mule (BilD, mule (Peter),
mule (Jennette), l mule (Fox), pony
Billy black horse, heifer, bull, cow
8 cows and calves, 3 cow and 2 calves,
yearling, shot gun, watch, sett bed
room furniture, wash stand, l bed stead
cooking stove, dining able, sett
chairs, rocking chairs, clock, fiat boat,
l hack and harness, 25 hogs moro or less
lin the woods).
Terms of sale, cash, at not less than the
appraised value as shown in The Inventory
of said Succession.
J. e. MCGUIRE, Sheriff.
Saturday, Dec. 6, 1885.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14
LIVERPOOL.
NooN.,s

SooN.ss
Cotton duh 'in buyers favor. Sales
5000 500. Uplands 1-l6, Orleans 81, Re-
ceipts 6,b00. American 1900, Futures dull
Dofiveryg Deo, 81 Dec Jan'y 81 and 5.
JSn'y Fob'y 81 and 3, Feb'y March 5-3
March April SO and g, May June 5-12,
Juno July $40 and Is. Tender 700 new
800 old. "a
~ IL Noon 2. p. m.
Sales American 5lOO, Uplaads 1.16 Or
leans 81, Futures firm Delivery Dec. Dec
Jan'y, Jan'y Feb'y 81 B, Feb'y March 5.4
Juns s. Is 8, June July SIG B, July August
5.2B.
Noon s. p. m.
Cotton Salos American 1000. Futures
dull Delivery, Dec Dec Janfy Jha'y Feb,y
SIS, Feb'y March So s. Maryh April 6.6
B, April May So B, May 1Juneb.lc E. june
July 5.l5 B, July August 5.ls W.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

Prohibition was defeated in East
Carroll last week.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

81 II b reported that Blaine will move
to Pennsylvania, where it is believed
he will secure United States senator
ship In short time.
The Daily telegraph., 1885-12-14

The Sultan of Turkey keeps on hand
$50 wives, and his personal expenses
are said to amount TO no less than t12,-
100000. e
1t is a very good thing for him that
he has a good position and a big salary.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-27

Itis not often that the DAILY HOMO
LULU Press "blows its own trumpet"
but we feel pardonable pride in call
ing attention to the "Grand Offer "
made by us, in another column Of this
Issue. This is an enterprise which, we
believe, is the first of its kind that has
ever been attempted in this Kingdom,
and, we trust, will receive the patron
age it deserves, as it is bona-fide
arrangement by which the public can
pet a six months subscription to our
paper, and valuable Holiday Gift, at
elr6 rates, which are much less than the
regular prices when not combined
This offer is open only until January J,
1886.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-27
THdNKSGIyING.

Thanksgiving Day passed off quietly
yesterday. Americans generally OBJ
served the day and American flags
were displayed throughout town. The
religious services at the Fort Street
Church and at St. Andrews Cathedral
were well attended On this page
We print in full the excellent sermon
delivered by Pastor Cruzan at the Fort
Street Church. At St. Andrews Cathe-
dral interesting services we're held.
Bishop Willis oficiated, assisted by the
Rev. George Wallace and Rev. Mr..
Barnes. The full report Of Mr. Cru
rams sermon, given in this issue,
crowds out some editorialmatter which
will appear tomorrow morning.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-27
DAILY HONOLULU PRESS FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 81 1885.

Thankfulness comes, mol from the
things we have; not from our circum-
stances, our victories, our defeats,
our successes, or our failures. 1t is
i state of the soul. Only God
in the soul can make man truly thank
iul, for such a man, no matter what his
state, is--not satisfied but content.
Thankful for the past and the pre-
sent, we face the future. We know
not what it contains, save this one
thing 1t is full of Gods loving care.
Uncle Remus tells us Of negro who
ran away from a cruel ioaster A lady
bought him that she might save him
from his masters brutality AS her
coachman, David served his mistress
with all the faithfulness and loving
gratitude Of his race. When his old
mistress came to die her wandering
mind dwelt upon the negro who had
served her SO faithfully. She fancied
she was making journey. "The
carriage goes smoothly along here" she
said "is David driving2" The weep
ing negro called out from corner OF
the room "Tain't po Dave Missus
Deigood Lord done tuck hold Of de
lines
Aye: the good Lord has hold Of the
lines Of our lives. We can trust the
future to Him. And so we will &c
down into it with songs of thanksgiving
for what is before us, as well as for al
the way through which he has led us
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-27

The following fine sermon was
preached at Fort-Street Church yester-
day morning to large and apprecia-
tive audience, by Pastor Cruzan:
Text: Col. 81: IS. sand be ye
thankful"
We have met in Gods house, face to
face with its Owner, on another Thanks
giving Day. We are at one in the be-
lief, for our very presence here proves
il, that lit is good thing to give
thanks unto the Lord, to show forth his
loving-kindness in the morning and his
faithfulness every night. But true
thanksgiving cannot be forced from the
heart as water is drawn from we'll
1t must bubble up spring-like, from a
fountain deep hidden and perennial
1t is easy to find fault; any one can
complain. No brains, or talent, or
gift, or grace, or capital OF any kind are
required to set up the grumbling bust
ness Any one can do that. And this
is the reason, perhaps, why so many
people engage in it. But to have a
cheerful heart, and bright spirit and a
joyful presence, like the clear simmer
OF the sun after the rain, requires gepu-
inc Joy in the heart. 1t is not an abun-
dance of animal spirits which is re-
quired. That is not possible to all.
Many are feeble Of body and have in
herited gloomy temperaments. But
the "cheerful heart which doeth good
like medicine" and the hopeful dis
position and thankful spirit can be cul-
tivated. One must look toward the
sun rising
II is good to come together once
each year and unitedly iace the sun
rising, with thankful hearts We seek
to obey the text. "Be ye thankful
!. What for1
''ror all that God in mercy sends
For health and children, home and friends,
For comfort in the time Of need
For every kindly word and deed,
For happy thoughts and holy talk,
For guidance in our daily walk,
For everything give thanks
"For beauty in this world sfours,
For verdant grass and lovely aoweu.
For song OF birds, for hum Of bees.
For the refreshing summer breeze.
Daily Honolulu press. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1886, 1885-11-27
TaE
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Except sundays.
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The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1885-01-18
An Arctic snake.

Charlie FruelIch aud Joe RDsenstock
UA Sunday, loaded thrir jag. packet
Iheif lOIes and welt I'll To- tie lower
bridge with a view o. capturing b, EIr
trout. Hey exhausted the jugs ana
their entire stock of patience without
catching II fish and we're about to ab.u-
don tilrir ciTOIts IN disgust AID the pre-
vtiiInS snO~-st"rIn, wLru their perSe-
'rrancr was rewarded 10y the discovery
III a large aud lively snake pranciug
ubUut on the dUTny breast OF the new
Inlitu ~ close To Uhrre the fishermen
were sitting and manilesting u DISPOSE
ton Ia he iIIendiy aud social. Joe SANS
the reptile WAS aJt over iour {. ct long
and rnthrr attractive ia ni'iv,r.Eyg, ana
Charlie stUutly maintains that il wus
1" lee that length and Ole q. the most re
pulsive looking ''nrmints" hc ever be-
held. During ia recital Of this aston
ishing s'ury by lis LcrDcs. NO attempt
VAS made 10y amy OF the gruup vi inter
ested listeners To establish "a theory upon
which the ii hcrmrn's boots. Tia Ir Jugs
aud the Tremendous reptile could all com.
ioTtably rest ns separate aud distinct
entities.
II Is II strange physiological fact that
under ordinary cirru. IStiners even, the
size oi II SERPENT can rarely he deter
mined simply 10y looking at it; no two
perSous BEING able to arrive nj the same
conclusion There are those wnu doubt
the bare existence OF the Sunday SNOW
storm snaik seen by the f,stive fisher
men.
The weekly Elko independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1872-1887, 1885-01-18
A Quar:.r-Nnllon YaiIura.

\ StrT,IiS's Salt Lake Tribune SAWS
that last saturday ni,L! the widely
known wagon and farming Implement
nm Anowm as the John ". Lowell Com
rany, al Sail lake HIId OGDEN, UL.h,
ANA u. Dillon and Deer Lodge. Muu-
tam, made AN us,isnuent 10 l.. l.. Lyon
oi Detroit. Michigan, for tue benefit .!
Its creditors. The p"prrs were filed
with the Recorder o. Sat Lake ouuiy,
yesterday, and they show the c~OmpIuy's
assets to bc S2Gj. 5OU, WHICH ruu,Ists OF
quite II larSe STOCK ot wagons, buggies,
e''rIIhoeS and farming implements, IL
large amount vi InrIuers' notes and
utner property. Tue liabilities nggre-
gaze Slo5,UUU, due to 1t few local hUas, y,
aud ~ EASTERN creditors, chiefly those
IRON whom tue Company has bought its
sUu'ls.
A Mr. Lowell had indorsed heavily
for the c"IDlany, Its assignment nrc, ~
sari.y involved his. winch was made at
the same tine NJ the comptny's, AMI to
the SINE ~as,isuee. 1t Includes his ele-
CANT Residence On Second South ALI!
tou.th E.st streets, with a.. ito costly
i%urn4tIre, SjO.OUU vi the stock ui the
Lowell Coanp1n!. aud the compLny's
Indebtedness 10 hIm amounting 10 about
$50. UOO.
Tue immediate causes leading to the
assignment arr stated by Mr. Lowell to
be tie nlmoat total failure to make col
lections and sales during the past sixty
days, coIpied w.th u%nIuyoraGie reports
that nav been put in circulation Affect
ing the company's credit.