Daily Republican. [volume] ([Wilmington, Del.]) 1874-1890, 1885-01-13
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Agomss sOr Asumaap,a II ote.
BumfOrd Brothers. n @astePa
Try Bush's coal you will like it.
Try Bush's coal you will like It,
Is a toughs overcOat bum shell
Nice tin lOc. goods at the 30, store.
A handsome face-the face Of a clock,
There are always fore feet in stock ysris
Birds and Cages at Parker's, East End 81
Miliard r. Davis, jewellery Z. end stree.
ou Laundry. Sixth and Shipley s.r,ss'
Strong cough candy at Fergueon's, IL Z 2nd
Aboil in the pot is worth two on the neck
wringers sold and repaired, at sls Shiplsy
Zine ls K. Rinss. At Hapf, 10 Z. Fourth q,
hraniian balm. coughs AND colds, 10 cts
Brazilian Tonic Bitters only 70 oants.
Tafy at Fergusonss, II East Second street
TO make hens lay porpetusIly-lay them
A raw yell order-two dozen on the hall
ehoil.
pins. VI
A winters tale-"l want . sealskin
| sacQue."
| weather,
The shortest day of the year is Just before
PoyuaJ
An actor is known by the company tina,
,Allopathic doctors consider drugs a ply sic.
| all necessity.
Why is a convict like a balloon Because
he is sent up.
Why is clerk like gun? Because he
can be discharged.
Though an undertaken does not gamble, he
profits by the dies.
An inch advertisement in q Newspaper IL
worth two on tree.
Low prices make steady sales for Mullin
| SIS West Front street.
wicked man who is very stubborn 10 a
/ sort OF hard. end d-sinner.
Whom does a man have q wife in law
When he sues for divorce.
Teacher to new pupil" How much is
and 81" New pupil-"ss''
Why is a man always late like cows tail?
because he is always behind.
| Old gold and silver bought by William son
Sons. $40 French street.
Vary's freight line is conceded TO be cbea q
or than Bush or Warmers.
| Where other rem edies sixnaIly fail PAIN
VICTOR comes to the rescue.
| The successful lawyer fnds his adyocation
the most profitable per suit.
| When a bet OF drinks is fulfilled. the bet.
ters are generally filIiulied.
| Why does a man cross the street Because
| ne wants TO get on the other side.
| What is the difference between a Catholic
| sister and Catholic woman Nun.
When do we have the survival Of the filter?
When tailor RECEIVERS from an illness.
der drummer is the most inherent man on
DER road, and the book agent is the cutest.
l.. +. Adair. ALB King street, has the cham.
pion lamp extinRuisher. Stop and see it.
In a
| tors" Physicians have no patients with such
men.
The reason II is not good to borrow a hus-
band Is because 1t Is not good for man to be
alone.
Pretty feet are all the rage in Chicago
| or would be, II there were any pretty feet to
| rage.
maoE. aos good butter and cns"'e, go to H.:H.
Many people would not grieve II number
| Of the Wall street stockings had been sus,
pended at Christmas.
| 1t is.a wonder that firemen are not always
taking cold, because they so frequently get
water In their hose.
Take your babies TO Hollands, 8o7 Mark
street, and have their pictures taken bv ths
instantaneous prooess.
| Tho girl who hangs on the gate with her
sweetheart says she hopes gas will not get 10
be cheaper than moonlight.
| Fine salt oysters rs, 80 and 40 cents per
quart at Pennoll's stall 120 King street, and
| also home made mince meat.
| Finest family Bibles In the city. Prices from
| - to 80 on inetaliments Gall on John q.
| Bryant, Pennsylvania House, or leave orders
| at REPUBLICAN once.
"Is this seat engaged ?" asked a small,
| thin woman Of fat mai in the New Haven
train the other day.
No reply.
win you please take your feet down and
let me sit on this seat ?' she repeated, in a
louder tone OF voice.
Again no reply.
~ read to-day" she continued, still loud
| er, " that Chicago man had cornered all
| the pork in the world. How did you manage
| to escape ~
At the next station she had the whole seat
| to herself.
Two little boys living at Adm,
The river proceeded to wade in;
They struck quickeand
There was no help at hand,
So that river those little boys staid in.