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The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Ihls year the Council of the Society
If Arts, London, awarded the Albert
Medal to Louis Pasteur, Member of the
Institute OF France, for 'his researches
IN connection With fermentation, the
preservation of wines, and the proven
ton of zymotic diseases IN siIkworms
and domestic animals, whereby the arts
OF w1ne making, silk production and
agriculture have been greatly benefit
ed" THIS medal, a memorial of Prince
Albert, instituted IN 1862, is given an
uually for distinguished merit in pro-
noting arts, manufactures or COM
merce."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Mrs. Julia IL. Brundage, Bridgeport,
Conn, said: "My mother has for over
thirty years been afflicted with kidney,
liver and heart diseases. She walked our
this summer for the first time in years. We
feel that we " much to Gods mercy II
HUNTS Kidney and Liverl REMEDY"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

ges~A PINT OF d FINEST INK for
families or schools can be made from a
10c. package of Diamond Dyes. Try
them. All druggist keep them. Wells,
Richardson & Co.. Burlington, VT,
Sample card, 80 %colors, and book of di-
rections for &c. stamp.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

A description of the method of OBJ
serving meteors at theAsummit OF the
Puy de Dome has been read by NJ.
Alluard before the Academy OF Scien.
ces, Paris. A circular terrace with bal
ustrade has been formed around the
tower. The balustrade IS divided into
1900, the north being marked zero. and
the localities all around are referred to
this graduation. Two terrestrial tele-
scopes are supported on chariots run
ming on rails round the terrace. Geo
graphical maps are constructed having
%concentrie circumfeFences round the
Puy de Dome. The origin and course
of any meteor, thunderstorm, mist, &c,
ale easily and accurately observed
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

In plowlng use a sub-soiler to loosen
the hard pan, or else gradually bring
up the heavy clay by sinking the piow
a little deeper each year. Another profit
able way is to give two p~lowings, first
bringing the clay to the surface and
then throwing it back again.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

SYRACUSE, \. Y, June II, 1888.
"Was troubled with weakness of the
kidneys and bladder. | was Obliged to
leave my post at the station. Doctors and
medicines gave only temporary relief. l
tried HUNT kidney and Liverl REM
EDY and it helped me, doing more good
than all others combined. -. II Palmer,
Baggage Master, n. Y. c 81 ii. II. r. It.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

PoIITIcAL ECoNoMY. I'll am in favor
OF free trade were the swelling words
OF a seedy looking fellow 1t was the
unanimous opinion Of those who heard
him that instead of free trade lie meant
free lunch.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
Rnnrnre. Hreach or Hernia.

New guaranteed cure for worst cases
without use Of knife. There is no longer
any need Of wearing awkward. cumbersome
trusses. Send two letter stamps for pam
phlet and references. Worlds Dtspensary
Medical Association, G63 Main Street, Buff
talo. ~. Y
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

OF the wonderful powers and virtues OF
the best of all medicine, Kldney-Wort.
1t has been tried aud proved. Its cures
are numberless and the record of (sup-
posed) incurable cases that have yielded
to it's influence, is astounding. If you
have trouble with your Kidneys, Liver
or Bowels, If you suffer from Oonstlpa-
ton and Piles, if You are a victim of
Rheumatism or Malaria, take Kidney
Wort. You will find it the remedy you
need.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
Hotgs SAasApAaILLa

u,,5s ss-a,a-Ua i' a carefaiiy-prepsrsd extract
-.na.ss Of the vegetable kingdom known
% r~aoal scenes As Alternatives. Blood FarGc =
- s,d rourcs. sneh ~ s~arsapanilA. Yellow
- strrg5a. Baadshos. Juniper Berne. Nan
M rse1y Bark and other solccted roots.
- b.rss AusIclng Ike anything elsp, c.n
Il fs.-Iv Hsized only BY lts results. We point with
s..s-rsr 10 fhe glorious record Hoods Sarsapa.
rIJ, has entered for ITSELF upon the hearts Of thou
.srds OF pe5rIe 10 Sew England who have person
suy or inbred y been reheved OF terrible suffering
In g,ss- rsmsiies failed 70 reach. CT HOOD
-. ,,--rs.a-ss Lowell, Mas Price 81 o.. arfsr
rs. r..- a..a aud Dealers IN Meyas.a-
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

FOR DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, depression OF splr-
It's and general debility IN their various forms; also
as a preventive against fever and ague and other
fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphorated-
Elixir of CsIIsaya' made by Caswell, Hazard Il Co.,
New York, and sold by all Druggists, Is the best
tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or
other sickness, 1t has no equal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

When you visit or leave New York City, save
baggage eXpressage and s. carriage Hire, and stop
al the Grand Union Hotel, opposite Grand Cen.
lral Depot.
600 elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost OF one
million dollars 81 and upwards per day.
European Plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied
with the best. Horse ears, stages ani elevated
railroad to all depots. Families can live better
for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at
any other n~rst-ciass hotel IN The city.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

As BETWEEN hens and ducks as egg
producers experiments lately in France
show as follows: Three ducks and three
hens were selected Between the first
day OF January and the end OF August
the three hens LAID 257 and the ducks
4h2 eggs. Moreover, in the autumn
months OF the previous year the ducks
had yielded 2l5 eggs, while the hens
had completely ceased laying. Alto
gether, therefore, the ducks had pro-
duced GIT eggs within the twelve
months as against 257 obtained from
the hens.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
Slauting with a drill, instead OF SOW
ing broadcast, saves one-third in seed.

AN ITEM or INTEREsr.-gBeeson's Arc
matte Alum Sulphur Soap prevents, cures
and heals skin diseases, softens and beauti-
fes face and hands. 25c., by Druggists,
OF by mail. Address VIM. DreydOppel,
PHILADELPHIA. Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
Bscausei

Is a womau's reason and if that is the only
reason why you have not tried HUNTS
kidney and Liverl REMEDY, as you have
not been benefited by other medicines, you
have not done right.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

The chiei difficulty IN teaching CALVES
to drink from the pail arises from too
great haste. Let the calf become hun
cry, warm the food to the temperature
OF new milk, give 1t the finger to suck,
but only for a moment, and the calf B
easily taught to drink.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

A lady writes: "Your Hop Porous Plaster
does the work evrey time; l do not have
that awful pain III the side now" Your
experience will be the same. Sold every
where 25c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
Look well TO the surface drains III the
grain fields see that they are kept open.

Don't hawk, hawk, blow, spit, and dis
gust every body with your offensive breath,
but use DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy and
end il,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

THERE is little choice between Wyan-
dotte and Plymouth Rock fowls. The
two breeds resemble each other in sew
eral ways. Both mature early. They
are of much the same size and shape,
and lay about the same sized eggs.
Both are hardy, and quiet and thrive in
confinement. As a general purpose
fowls OF either breed may be selected.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

SALERATUs mixed mp with a little
thick cream, is excellent for burns.
Make into a nice soft pouItice, spread
it upon a cloth, and bind it upon the
scald or burn, and renew as often as it
gets dry. This will relieve a burn al
mast instantly. 1t should be kept on
until the fire is all drawn out.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

PIQUANT SAUoE.-This is designed to
be an accompaniment for roast and
boiled meats and some kinds of fish. 1t
makes an agreeable change from mint
sauce when served with roast lamb.
The ingredients are a pint of stock, four
tablespoonfuls of butter, three of flour,
four of vinegar, n of chopped onion,
two Of chopped capers, two of chopped
cucumber pickle, one teaspoonful of
sugar, one of salt, and oae- tehth of a tea
spoon of cayenne pepper. Put the butter
on thestoye in a fryingpan, and when it
gets hot, and begins to turn brown, add
the flour. STR the mixture until the -four
Is dark brown; then draw the pan back
to a cooler place, add gradually add the
stock, stirring all the time. Add also
the salt and pepper, and draw the pan
to a place where the contents will boil
gently for ten minutes. Meanwhile
put the onion, vinegar and sugar in a
saucepan and boil rapidly for five min
utes; and at the end of the ten minutes
mentioned in the preceding sentence,
add these ingredients to the sauce, to.
gether with the capers and pickle. Boil
rapidly for three minutes, and the work
will be finished.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

BROwN's BRONCHIAL TRoCHES for
Coughs and Colds: 81 think them the best
and most convenient relief extant. "-Reu.
G. d. Humphrey, Gratz, by.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

An know that air has weight, but
one Is apt to have rather vague Ideas as
to the weight of comparatively limited
quantities of 1t. A cubic foot OF com
paratively limited quantities of it. A
cubic foot of air weighs 53S.l grams,
or something over ounce; 1906 cubic
feet weighs one pound. About 20 Get
of cubic air furnish u pound OF oxy,,
gen. An apartment 8 feet high, Il
gen WIDE and IS feet long contains
bout 100 pounds Of air /; and a room AZ
feet square and is feet high contains
about "a ton
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

A BLIND Po5L-'I trust you are put
ting a lew pennies aside III your savings
bank" said a fond father to his son who
was beginning to earn money by doing
errands and odd jobs. Not any, pa.
Ever since | saw you shaking cut a
dime from it | have regarded 1t as a
blind pool. l have no faith in it.
That ended the boys catechism for that
day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

A woman's beauty lies within
A tinted cheek or dimpled chin,
A laughing eye or luxuriant hair,
When Carboline has placed it there.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

TIr FOR TAr.-Mary-"Oh mem, In
so glad I've met you'll I've been and
posted my prayer-book instead OF your
letter. Can l tell them they shan't have
the letter until they give me my prayer
book back?"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

OLD pun in new dress.-"I don't see
what a man wants to lie abed in the
morning for, remarked Lawyer Suitem.
''Ot course not" said Fogg. at would
be no recreation for one whose business
is to lie all day"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bladder ana
Urinary Diseases, Sea ding, Irritation, stone.
Gravel, Catarrh Of the blaIler. s., Drug giss.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

RaUBARB PIE.-Put into q chopping
bowl a cupful of sifted -four, a teaspoon
Of sugar, o~ne-fourth of a teaspoontul OF
salt, and four tablespoonfuls of butter,
aud chop until the ingredients get we'll
mixed; then add a little more than one
eighth of a cupful of cold water, and
continue the chopping until a smooth
paste is formed. Put away in a cold
place until needed later. Mix a cupful
Of sugar and a ieaspoontul OF flour, and
afterward a well-beaten egg and a heap
ing cupful of chopped rhubarb. Now
take a portion of the paste which was
put way and rol it rather thin, Use
it Tor Inning a deep p~ie-plate. and turn
the rhubarb mixture into the plate.
Roll the remainder of the paste thin,
and cover the plate with it, pressing to-
gether the edges of the paste-that Is,
of the covering and Inning. Bake IN a
rather quick oven for forty minutes,
reducing the heat after the first ten.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

SmvERING GLASS. Instead OF using
the amaIgam of silver leaf and mercury
for mirrors, wash the glass with a solu-
tlon of ammonia, nitrate OF silver, mix
ed with oil of cassia and spirits of wine;
a few drops of oil of cloves and spirits
OF wine are then dropped ON it. FL a
lew minutes a colored film overspreads
the glass; this is gently wiped away and
a mirror is formed superior IN polish
ard beauty to the ordinary process.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Four brothers named Barnett re-
Gently married four sisters named Ber-
ry. This happened in Tennessee where
the berry crop Is usually choice and
plentiful.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

The leaves of g~erauium are an excel
lent application tor cuts, where the
skin is rubbed of, and other wounds of
tnat kind. One or two leaves must be
bruised and applied to the part, and
the wound Will be cieatrized III a short
t.Hnn
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

The driven-well patent, which has
been the source of so much troublesome
litigation against far ners, expired on
January IA, 1885, and anyone is free
hereafter to drive a well on his own
premises without fear of prosecution.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

"WHAT is a pessimist, papa? asked a
bright lad. "a pessimist, my SON
replied the old mali, sis who would
find fault with his aeat in Heaven. if he
ever got there
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Paipltation, Dropsical Swellngs, Dizziness, In
digestion, Headache, Sleeplessuess cured by
''Weis' Health Renewer."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

A PARIS ieweler had long duuned a
lady of fashion for the amount OF his
big bill, but in vain. When he rings
the bell the footman says politely but
firmly: Sir, the countess only receives
Tuesday" u don't care when she re-
oelves, thunders the ipate and long
suffering creditor, ''what 1 want to
know is the day she pays on"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

The question OF the existence of earth
tides or oscillations of the earth's crust
corresponding to those produced in the
sea by the attraction of the moon, is
being investigated by a British commits
sion. A pendulum IS SO suspended that
its slightest motion turns a mirror and
causes the point of light reflected by it
upon a distant screen to move very per-
ceptibly. The pendulum is proved 10
be IN continual change OF position. Tor
the motion Of the reflected hight is In
c%essant, and so irregular that tits hard.
ly possible to determine its mean posi-
ton on the screen within five or six IN
ches.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

A in Jamaica was once
questioning some little black children
on the fifth chapter 81 Matthew's Cos.
pei, and he asked: WHO are the
meek" A little fellow answered:
Those who give soft nswer to rough
questions"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Ensilage is good for.old COWS, being
~succulent and easily digested as grass,
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

If you have an opportunity to DO u
generous action, do it. Ii is a very
pleasant reflection to &c to sleep with.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
.RnUGH ON COINS"

The friends OF the sllo are said to be
increasing in number.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Do your work well, so that it will not
have TO be done over again.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
CROUCH ON RATS

See that your 1--we stock are well pro-
tected during rain-storms and blizzards.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

The more the feed can be varied in
feeding sheep, the better will be the
Yesultf
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

ASK for Wells ''Rough on Corns." 15c. Quick
complete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts, bunlOns.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

JoNEs-"I believe / have struck an
des at last. A Kalamazoo man. it is
said, has a dog that catches fish,"
Smith "Wha of that?"
"What of it? Why, / can make a
'ortune out of that animal if l can get
control Of him."
81 don't see how. What would you
10 if you had him2"
"Start a breed of such dogs for city
yportsmen."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Clears out rats, nice, reaches, dies, ants, bed
ougs, skunks, ehipmunks, gophers. l5c. Druggists.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

The number of men known to fame
as "the man with the iron jaw" has
been reduced to ten this summer The
country should see that the figures +
kept right there.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

"HERE's that yeast, " said a little girl
to the lady Of a family which had re-
Gently moved into the neighborhood.
why, couldn't your mother use it2'
inquired the lady.
ooh, We buys all our bread at the
bakers"
"Buy all your bread. Then what did
you want with my yeast?"
"Oh, ma said she couldn't think OF
anything she needed to borrow Just
hen. and she wanted to see If you could
be depended on ia an emergency, so
'he tried you with the yeast"
MIKE-"HeIIo, Patl Plat yez dom
.low?'
Pat-"Arrah, me bye, oi'm hard at
Forrick noight and day now"
Still chiselin' in the stone quarry,
"No. Mike, O1ve got a better job nor
hat; / don't chisel in stone no more; |
,hisel in wood. O'm an artist, be lab-
srs."
"Au' PLAT do yez make. sure?"
WAR maps fnr the noosepapers, me
oye."
SUBSCRIPTION AdENT.-"I would like
you to subscribe for our handsomely
bound, elegantly-printed, profusely-il-
ustrated edition Of the Revised Old
Testament, just"
Chicago Man-"We'vs got an old
Testament somewhere about and don't
want no more"
'But this is not the same. It's the
revised edition, and has a lot of things
put of it and ever SO many changes,
md"
"Eh? I hadn't heard OF tha'. Are the
zen commandments taken out2"
'Oh, no."
i don't want it."
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Vuflure's blinds were drawn down ana
she did not even peep.
The joke got all over the 'i-s'.t
ha1d. and next quartcr-d y MSS WIZ.
tgre rave notice To- the landlord
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

CARRoF SOuP.-Cnt some carrots very
Eue and put them into a pot with a
small piece OF raw beef, two or thfee
onions, aud pepper and salt. o Tor
three hours ana pass it through a eolan-
der or sieve. Make this the day before
it is wanted and rewarm-
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
Important.

Farmers must, like those OF other
callings, be diligent to succeed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Two BOYS in Springfield, Ohio stole
a whole CARLOAD of sheet music. That's
all right; yon can't do anything with a
fellow for just taking notes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

All live stock should be kpet in a
healthy and thriving condition at this
season.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

OBJ FACT. Some men, otherwise
7teady-headed, can eve keep a balatce
IN bank.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

SWEET PUDDING. -Four cups of flour,
one cup of molasses, n cup OF chop
ped suet, half a cup OF r%aisins, three
iourths Of a cup OF milk and half a tea
spoonful of soda; boil two hours and
servo with sauce.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

FIRST ABTIsT-"Got rid of your exhi.
oition picture yet?"
Second Artist-''Yes; sold 1t at last
man bought it this morning. l did
pretty we'll with it too, considering the
times"
"Glad to hear that"
Eyes. He paid me S15."
"Only S152'
"You forget that 1 only paid IS for
The paint and canvas"
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

The cattle industry of the Northwest
is still in its infancy. not being ten years
old. A vast extent of county is yet
~untenanted ave by the wild animals,
and the 81. 900, 900 acres of Indian res
~ervations in Montana must also be de-
Quoted from the av lilable grazing
ground, so that the country has only
begun to be settled. Montana has a
little over 1000, 900 head of beef cattle
at present. and is capable OF supporting
10, 900, 600 head.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
DIR. RAILWAYS
REGULATING PILLS

The Great Lirer and Stomach Remedy.
Perfectly ~tasteIess, elegantly coated. purge, regu-
late, purify, cleanse aud strengthen.
Dr. Railways Pms, for the cure o. ali disorders
Of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bad
der, Nervous Diseases, Loss OF Appetite, Head
ache, Constipation, Costiveness, indigestion, Dys-
pepsia, Biliousness, Fever. Inflammation OF the
towels, Piles, and ali arrangements Of the In
ternal Viscera Purely vegetable, containing no
mercury, minerals, or deleterious drugs.
Price, 20 cents per box, sold by all drdggis14
READ "FALSE AND TRUE"
Send a letter stamp to DIR. RAILWAY u CO.,
No 80 Warren Street. New York az Infor-
nation worth thousands viii ne sent to you
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Soil for asparagus should be rich or
made rich in potash.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

W. Jgcqaelaia insists strongly Oh
having purer carbon for electric lighting
purposes than can be obtained through
the ga ching OF wood. Siberian praph.
told when purified doubles the lnmIu-
II capacity 1t has IN its natural state
and exceeds the brightness of pure arti-
icial carbon by one-sixth. To separate
impurities he recommends three meth.
DDS: First, the action of a lot of dry
chlorine gas directed on the carbon
raised to a light red heat; second. the
lotion of potash and caustIc soda m
usion; and third, tue action, of hyd,o-
rluoric acid on the finished earb.
A BeigtGH engineer Ia said TO have
invented a process by which he can
weld steel at a red heat. He keeps am
essential portion of his method a secret
1t seems, however, that be careful. y
polishes the surface 70 be united. an. ar.
hem owe with some sort OF llgu.i
ruses the temperature of the meta rd
edness, and then joins the pieces
After severe tests bars welded In TN.
way were in no instance broken at Nh
egnt of luncture.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
A naggace master saws.

Manure Is the keystone of all good
farming. Add to the compost heap.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23

Resolve to raise more and better
small fruits and vegetables, than ever
before.
The Penn's Grove record., 1885-05-23
DOMESTIC.


4 jAFAyEsE STRING ROOM. Fancv
this japanese sitting room. The wood
is from thc Eust indies, a dun. soft rel
mass of carving, aud enriched witt
.UuTy, mother Ot-psarl, tortoise-sheU and
brca ze The fueze is perforated carv.
uEs u lockwood representing J japanese
hunting scenes The lockwood carving
extends INTO the ceiling and eliminates
u the signs OF the zoadic relieved
against q gold ground. Fancy TINS j..
urtry htted up 10 receive the treasures
|ui old editions, splendid bindings. com.
p.tte collections OF etchings and all the
various hibeiots aud curlOs the man OF
leisure and artistic tastes gathers about
him. The drawers, cabinets and vari-
Gus rsc5ptacles are ebony. Around the
low book shelves are medallinns OF
bronze Of famous French writers by
David dAngero. Here Is a window
looking into the hail filed with old
Dltch glass, and here is a panel from
ont which glow a bali dozen Montlcellls
set in ebony frames. Very luxurious
bathrooms have the baths sunk in the
d OF aud Il decends to them Pom.
peilan fashion by several steps. A re-
cent conservatory is fitted with marble
pipes, which here and there send up
showers of spray among the plants.
From another conservatory the man of
the house enters his W snugpery,
which Is fitted up like a turkish tent.
but with luxuries of which the Turk
knows little.
Cold fEEr,-One thing that helps
keep the feet cold is the conventional
shoe. Even if the shoes you wear are
iurge enough, which they seldom are,
they would pull the muscles of the feet
awry, pinch up the bones in one place
and let them spread out in another I'M
I'll they could have no natural action,
and consequently the circulation is ill.,
terfered with. Yes, yes, / know" the
physician said, testify, as the young
lady opened her mouth in a mild pro-
test, that a loose shoe could be quite
as uncomfortable as a tight one. l
know the shoe ought to fit as closely as
the stocking, and that a loose fitting
shoe Is quite as productive of corns and
discomfort as one that pinches. But
where it should be tight, young lady, is
around the ankle, across the instep,
around the arch of the foot and the
heel. But the front half should have a
large sole and a loose upper. Then the
bones in that part of your foot will have
plenty of room for movement. With
the kind of shoes you are now wearing
these bones are all squeezed together
aud the joints almost telescoped. OF
your feet can't help being cold.
No; / can't give you any medicine for
it. Get yourself a sensible par of
boots, take care of your feet as 1 have
you, and you will have no more
trouble.