The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1885-08-26
THE SABBATH SERVICE.
A Fancy Sketch just as Appropriate Els
where as in Koston.

| where as in Boston.
What a blessed privilege is ours. one
day IN seven, to lay aside our cares and
our troubles, and to rest our weary
minds and our tired bodies in contem-
plation of the ideal perfectness atwhieh
we all of us aim! Here is a congrega-
ton just emerging from the sanctuary.
Thank the Lord. we've got out
where he can breathe!'' exclaims Mrs.
Phieshiphatt, who is lady of bountiful
proport OBS. Thank the Lord, we've
got out where we can breathe | really
thought l should suffocate. 1t was in
sufferably stuffy. Wonder why the SEX
ton thinks last years atmosphere so
much superior to the present seasons
| vintage? Ii | We're a boy, really. / be-
| lieye I'd break two or three windows.
I'd do something, at any rate. to let
that poor imprisoned air out and little
! fresh air in.
And | was so sleepyr' was the vol
unteer observation OF Mrs. Morfeus;
Il couldn't keep my eyes open. for all
/ could do. Don't you think Mr.. Proof
text is getting fearfully dull?"
Awful Thus Mrs. Phleshiphatt.
Ibid you see what a horrid bonnet
Sarah Somes had on?" asked Mary
Maize.
"A perfect fright, wasn't it?'' was
the questionable form in which Jennie
Jones expressed her opinion.
Made overp"
Il should hope SOL
80 should |. | should hate to
think any milliner guilty of such
| taste"
Mamma sad little miss, tug
| ging at her mothers dress, johnny
was pinching me all meeting time" !
why, Johnny! how could you?''
well, what's feller goin' to do,
sittin' there doin' nothn' for more'n
an hour? Beside, Lii begun it,
a didn't"
Il say you did. Didn't you pull my
hair?"
81 only pulled it easy"
MY gracious! You call that easy?"
"Baby!''
"Childreni-Whata an awfully long
prayer Mr.. Prooftext made. l thought
| he would never get through"
Il know it. d." replied Mrs. Smith. to
whom the last remark was made: The
seems to be getting worse and worse.
! BY the way, did you not ce old Gerri-
ton and Liza Periwinkle?"
Not ce themi | guess | did! l
| couldn't keep NV eyes of 'em. AwfulIy
sweet on each other, amt theyP"
'.And his wife's only been dead six
months!"
''Disgraceful, amt it? When are You
coming up to see me?'
"Oh, | don't know. I've GOT so
much to do, You know. don't get any
time 20 go anywhere. Why, there's
Mrs. Chatterton over there. l suppose
| shall have to speak to her."
Il hope to goodness she won't see
me, the hateful thingn'
"Guess you tn nix as much of her as
do; but if [ don't speak to her I'll
never hear the last of it. Good-by;
Tccme and see me when you can"
Il say, Charley" asked Tom. who
was that girl you were MASKING ali
church t;me?"
"Oh, that was little creature met
at the dance last winter. She's daisy,
eh?''
Not bad. But how'd the game
come out yesterday afternoon"
las usual. Bostons got goose-egged
Have cigarette?"
''Welln exclaimed Clara, ''what do
| you think of the new tenor? | think
he's Just splendid! What a heavenly
mustache!"
'.And what fool that Miss Spriggins
made of herself She was gawking at
him all the time they were singing. in
| stead of looking at her notes. How
ever, | cont suppose she can sing much
worse than when she does try 10 follow
the music. Wonder what they keep
her in the cho r for?''
Sure enough! Or Mr. Basseleft,
either. Why, he's actually getting
bald. And mercyi how he squints!"
"Hullo! There's that Cheever fell
low"
What. that ninny who's all the time
staring at the girls? HIM, | don't want
to see him. I'll turn down here; good
by.
Guess she needn't worry about his
staring at her," soliloquizes Nell, as
her dear friend disappears around the
corner. ''0ld jealousy
And so it goes. Really, what SET
of empty-headed, venomous creatures
we should be were it not for the Sab
bath service!-Boston Transcript.
The capital invested in wild AMI
mails in this country is estimated al
"a. 600, 600. - Chicago Herald