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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-12-08
TAX SALE.


IETHFREAe, THE TERRITORIAL.
w School and County Taxes assessed
against and upon the property of B. Nc
Adams for the year A. D. 1885, amounting
to Sixty Cents, remain unpaid,
Therefore, I. Nathaniel Y. Jones, Collector
for Salt Lake County, Utah Territory, by
virtue of the authority vested ia me by the
provisions of An Act of the Legislative As
sembly Of the Territory Of Utah, entitled.
IAN Act TO provide Revenue fox the Terri
tory of Utah and the several counties
thereof" approved February -, ISIS, ana OF
the amendments thereto, have levied upon
the following named property, to-wit: All OF
Lot s in Block as plotted in Five acre plot
G." of Salt Lake County, and will sell the
same or so much thereof as may be neces-
Sary to pay the taxes snd costs, ST public
auction, at the front door of the County
Court House, Salt Lake City, on the 10Th day
of December, 1856, at u o'clock n.
NATHANIEL n. JONES,
Collector for Salt Lake County.
County Collectors Office,
No. 5 County Court House,
Salt Lake City, December 9Th, 1855. 10
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1885-12-08

All, THAT TwINGEl Why, you're
rheumatic. Seek relief instanter from
GLENN's SULPHUR SOAP.
HILLS HAIR AND WHISPER DYE, black
or Brown, SOC.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
From an Atlanta Physician.

Gniun's Pioneer Hood Rcncwer has been in
nse foryears With unprecedented success. IL
n entirely vegetable and does the system no
harm, " Improves the appetite, digestion and
bloodmaking, stimulating, inyigorating aud
toninB up all the functions and tissues of the
system, and thus becomes the great blood ~,
ReiccF aud heath rcStorer Il increases the action
OF the skin, kidneys, bowol0 aud liver, thereby
assisting nature In eliminating impurities from
the hloOd--tho grcnt cause OF all discascs
1t IS perfectly evident that any medicine that
VIII assist nature tOrcmuNC impurities from the
blood ia blessing To suffering humanity, Dis.
eases OF the liver and spleen, stomach and
howcle, skin ana mucous membranes are cured
by the use of tnis remedy. Constitutional as
well NJ local disease are all benefited by Its
use. serofula, Consumption, rheumatism.
1out, syphilis In all lls forms, every variety
Of skin Diseases, Dyspepsia and Indigestion In
all its various forms, Constipation, piles,
Catarrh, Troubles of the Mouth Throat and
bronchial systcm, Diseases Peculiar TO Fe.
males, stcrillty, Irregular, suppressed, Painful,
scanty anu Excessive Menstruation, etc, are
always benefited aud often cured by its use,
IN all diseases Of the skin and Mucous Mem.
brands " demonstrates It's great curative
powers, mr. @, W. nELBRlpGE,
Atlanta, Ga.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

ST. Louis, Mo, sept. PA report
comes from Bcvicr, Mo, that at an early
hour this morning an air compressor to
be used in the coal mines OF Ioomis &
SniScly, at that place, was blown to
pieces by dynamite or some other cx-
ploslve, The machine had not yet been
unloaded from the car ON which it had
been taken to Beyier, There Is no clcw
yet to the perpetrators, but it is sup
posed TO have been done by some of the
white striking mincrsl who formerly
worked at the mines 20 wroak vengeance
on Looms 4 Sniyely, who employ none
but negroes, Tho machine was valued al
about $1,000
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
THE TEST OF POPULARITY.
They nrlug rholr rrIend. viii 1hcr,

While TnI GAzErrE reporter was
standing near the tram at the Union de.
pot Mr., James Sopcrfrom Dallas alightod
In company with another gentleman,
After shaking hands with him he said he
was under treatment of Or, Wesley, the
specialist at the pickwlck, and that he
had brought his friend, MIR, Larkln, with
him, who also wished to consult the doc
tor. Later In the day we met the doctor
himself and inquired II many sick people
from distance called on him. 60, yes
said he "some of the adjacent towns are
well represented ON my booksi'eight have
come from Mansfield, nine from Clebnnc,
five from Henrietta, three from Abilene,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

fifteen from Dallas, four from Weather
ford and so on. Why here IS an express
receipt for q catarrh treatment shipped
to-day 70 gentleman living in Hudson
Wis, and here Is another sent TO san
Antonio. Here Is a letter from a gentle.
man in III Paso ordering treatment foi
granular lids, and here Is another from
Colorado City inquiring about the treat
ment Of cancer" ''Do you propose to
cure cdncerS" queried the scribe. owe
do, and that too without the use OF the
knife" Send stamp for journal and get
particulars.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
SPECIAL NOTICES.
sale of School Lnmds.

by order of the commissioners court Of VIII
10th day of September A. ID. 1855, | will re.
ccivc bids for the purchase of the four lcagucs
of Wllbarger county school lands situated in
Hockey county, Texas, the numbers of said
leagues being 3, 6, and s. No bids for less
than $3.50 per acre on twenty years time with
interest at per cent per annum, interest pay
able annually In advance, will he considered
Any land agent who will cousummate sale of
this land at the price and on the terms above
stated on or before the oath day of october, A.
ID. 1885, will receive per cent. on the amount
the deed with vendors lien Is made. Any land
agent concentrating the sale of this land will be
required to pay for the advertisement In the
Fort Worth Daily GAZETTE, the Dallas Daily
j, \, CREAGER,
County commissioner WiIbarger county
Texas
Vernon. Tex, sept, 10, 4. ID. 1885.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

An entire block OF ground in the resi-
dence portion of the cItyi Rosedalc street.
cur line on one side, and Fort Worth
street-car line on the other; five cottages
on same (all occupied), surrounded by
sixty shade trees; water-works laid ON
three sides Of the block, and is very de-
slrable location for a fine residence Adj
dress j. w. s., boXslGG, Fort Worth, Tex b.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
LAMpAsAs SPRINGS.
Great Health and Pleasure Resort.

thuicatiOns.
This place has justly earned the repu-
taton OF being the great health and pleas.
ure resort of the Southwest For mer-
curial, rheumatic, cutaneous and kidney
diseases, these waters are the most GER
tain auSiliary and specific known. The
hotels are conceded to be the best In the
country. The Sun Geronimo, centrally
and delightfully."- located corner Fifth and
Main streets, is one of the most comfort
able, elegantly furnished and best yenti.
lated houses In the state, which, with its
excellent cuisine and moderate rate of
~ per day and and special rate 10 parties
by the week or month, make the san &c
foat@o great iavorite, Two sample
rooms ON hrst toor, twcpty feet square
cach-hest In the state.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
Don't Waste Time

With poorly manufactured or impure
baking powder Buy package of Silver
Loaf and give it IA fair trial If you do
this you will never regretft How many
disastrous failures in making bread
cause trouPlous yeX0tion III Tie house
holdp This can all be obviated by trial
OF S....7er Loaf. j. II. Brown guarantees
its purity, strength and efficiency.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
WIN pOpmInr.

The widespread popularity of Silver
Loaf baking powder is due to the
strength and purity OF the ingredients
that enter into its composition, and re-
peated chemical tests place it side by
side with the most popular brands in
the market, and show it the peer of any
powder yet offered the public. The
manufacturer asks only n trial with other
brands, and is willing to abide the re-
Sult
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

The best salvc in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, foyer
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles or no pay required. 1t
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
or money refunded. Price % cents per
box. For sale by IL. w. Williams & Co.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
sure to win.

Paris North-Tcxan: The Fort Worth
Democrat Publishing company have
bought Tux GAZETTE and the name OF
the latter will be retained. THE GAZETTE
combines an amount of talent and money
that is sure to win. 1t is now one of the
best papers TO be found anywhere.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
Commercial club.

EAn adjourned meeting of the CONNER
cial club will be held at the club-roomS
In the City National Bank building this,
Tuesday, evening at $ o'clock. A full
attendance Is desired, as important bust
ness viii be transacted.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

II is poor economy to buy cheap food
and n greater mistake is made by those
who use an Inferior brand OF baking pow
der, because 1t is sold for less money
Silver Loaf baking powder is by no
means a fancy priced article, yet it is
chemically pure, and cannot be classed
with the inferior grade of baking powders
with which the market has been flooded,
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Brcad-makers who have never used Sill
yer Loaf baking powder are requested to
give ii n trial. 1t is recommended for its
purity and strength and has never yet dis
appointed the bread-maker.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
a Free Ride TO New York city

Every twenty-five cents worth Of goods
you buy entities you to n ticket in the
free distribution of prizes. First prize
is ilrst-class unlimited coupon ticket
from Fort Worth to New York city via
the popular Bee Line route.
Morris CIGAR STORE,
One door north of Pickwick hotel.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

For monuments and headstoncs of the
best American and Italian marble,
granite, and iron railing 90 TO Ianway
Roberts, Sll Houston street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
ST. !glat!uS' Academy.

ON the 18th day of September, 1885, the Sisters
pi ~, mary WIN open an academy for young
ladies on Throckmorton street near inc
Catholic church. For particulars apply TO Rev.
y, VI Gnyot, 1905 Throckmorton street, Fort
Worth Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Billie Wards Choice, the only nve.cent
cigar containing Havana tobacco in the
city, can only be bought Mt the White
Elephant cigar stand.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

viii pay $1,000 for the arrest and con-
Wetion of the parties who attempted to
rob me on Lamar street, Saturday night,
June q, or will pay $500 for either of
them. NJ. b. LLOYD.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Some day when everything is figured
up and balance struck, it will be
found that the man who minds his own
business has n good investment.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
Advice 20 Mothers.

MRs, WiNsLow'S SOOTHING SYRUP should
always no used for children toethiug. Il soutnos
cures wind collie aud Is tho best remedy Tor
diarrhea. % cents bottle.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

The Crescent restaurant keeps open
all night, so meals may be had at any
hour.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

The latest designs IN Italian marble
and Scotch granite can be seen at Han
way 4 Roberts, Sll Houston street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Sweetwatcr Record; Under the new
management the Fort Worth GAIErrn rs
proving TO be n ilrst-class paper
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Take your prescriptions TO either of
Wells drug stores, night or day.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Night bell and speaking tube TO accom-
modate the public at both of Wells drug
stores
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Orders for monuments and headstoncs
filed on short notice at Hanway < Rob-
erts' Sll Houston street.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
Mules and Horses.

Mitchell Bros at their old stand want
all the good mules and horses in the mar
kct, and will pay spot cash for them.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

The famous Stillwell hams, large, small
or medium sized and without canvas
cover, at Turner & McClre's.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Use DR.. Picrco's "Pellets" for consti
patton.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

The place TO have your prescriptions
filed is at either of Wells drug stores.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

am pleased TO state TO tho public that
Gulnn's Pioneer Blood Remover husno equal ne
q blood purifier, for have tried T. sufficiently,
Griffin, Ga, j, q, BARNES, NJ, ID,
The above certificates are but few instances
of thousands IN our possession, showing suffer,
crs who have been relieved of every form OF
blood and skin diseases, FCpiaic Complaints,
Dyspepsia, SBphiis, NtrcHriul RhetimGtiSgl,
blood Poison aud MalUria
For fun Information our free pamphlet on
Blood and skin Diseases VIII be furnished on
application 10 the
MACON MEDICINE GO, Macon Ga.
sold In powdered form, easy 10 prepare at
home, with or without spirits, small size sAo,
large size, SlO0, mailed 10 amy address on Av-
ceipt OF price. Liquid form, small size, 81 100 ;
large siEe, N,ia, AZ wholesale by.
II. w. WILLIAMS s CO., Fort Worth, Tex.
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

hand.sawea csli shoe n huleonl iSre pr
rai,cr The easiest, liesi aid cheapest
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

A BIG OFFER, w NJ viii ,aiT'a eiSs a ,SSs
III 1000 self Operating Washing Machines.
a II you want one send Us your name, r. q.
and express Office At once. The Ma
tional Co., aS DEFY St., New York
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

The Summer Route to New York via Galveston
and
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Isoal
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

Inn line
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22
MALLORY STEAMSHIP Line.
70 and from Europe at Lowest. Rates.
SPECIAL ADVANTAGES
MOVEMENT OF TRAINS.

70 Parties Wishing to Bring Friends to this
Country
Fort Worth daily gazette. (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1882-1891, 1885-09-22

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The Dawson journal., 1885-07-30

Atlanta Cor. Macon Telegraph.
1t has been intimated in some
quarters, and openly charged in
others, that some members of the
Legislature when they get to the
city hire out their railroad passes
to Atlanta drummers or others, or
loan them out promiscuously. Sew
eral leading members Of the
House were discussing this prac-
tice this morning in very severe
terms. While it was not known
how or on what terms these pass
es got out Of the hands of those
who held them by courtesy of the
railroad companies, instances
were cited in the observation of
several present where these pass
es were offered conductors on
trains by parties who were not
members of the Legislature and
had no right or title to them. In
some cases the passes were merely
taken up by conductors after dis
covering that the passenger was
not member of the Legislature.
The gentlemen who were discuss
ing the matter agreed that the
practice is not only gross breach
of courtesy, but a grave reflection
on the body of which they are
members. They express the in
tention, if the facts could be OBJ
tanned, to ask for a committee of
investigation.
There is no doubt that such an
investigation would develop a
great deal of richness and some
little scandal. It is a question,
howev whether it is a matter in
which the Legislature has any in
terest or concern. Can the legis-
lature take any cognizanoe Of free
passes, except perhaps enact a
statute forbidding any member to
accept or travel on one. The free
pass seems to be a matter which
chiefly concerns the railroad COM
pany and the member who accepts
it. 1t is private, not public
matter. An investigation notwith-
standing would not be amiss.
The Dawson journal., 1885-07-30
My SOll-in-LnM.

Who is it woes my daughter long,
And freaks my rest with midnight
song;
And as the winters slowly roll
Burns yards of gas and tons of coal?
My SON
in-lsw.
Who takes my darling from my side,
A happy, laughing. loving bride,
And TO their cottage by the brook
Takes me along to wash and cool12
Ny son -
Who is it, from time to time
Strikes me for dollar, half and dime?
And then, with humor scant and mean
Calls me old Granny Bombazine?
My SON
Who fingers at the festive cup,
While lonely ! for him sit up,
And meet him cropping for the door,
Along the smooth piazza floor?
Ny SON.
in-law.
Who, when he takes a summer Trip,
Manages to give "mamma" the slip;
That while DER sea and land he'll roam,
She minds his children ten at home?
My SON
in-law.
The Dawson journal., 1885-07-30

NO, "a Rrom Perry NO. 90
5 As am w Perry " 3e5 n ~
= ~ m ar Fort Valley ar 4 Is D m
Local sleeping Cars on all night trains
between savannah and Augusta, savannah
ana Macod, savannah and Atlanta.
Connections.
The Milledgeville and Eatonton train
runs daily Except Monday between Cor.
don and Eatonton, and daily Except sun
day) between Eatonton and Gordon.
Train NO. 81, leaving savannah at q Az
p IN, Will not stop Except on sundavs( to
put oil passengers at stations between co
vannah and NO. Al. ga
EoIaula train connects at Cutbbert fo,
Fort Gaines daily Except sunday
Inc Perry accommodation train 6etvoor
Fort Valley and Perry runs daily (excent
sunday '' \oA''p'
The Albany and Bakely accommodation
IRAN ann. fsns dally Except sunday between
Az savannah with savannah. Florido and
western Railway; at Augusta with all
INES TO North and East; at Atlanta will
AIRLINE and Kennesaw Routes 70 al
points North, East and West.
tickets for all points and sleeninc cor
Defths on sale at City Office, No. 20. Bull
"a nITEHEAD, WILLIAM ROGERS
IG ' ass ASV Gen supt, savannah
= D y SHAW, VIZ SHELLMAN,
zen Irav Agt' Traffic Manager, savannah
Georgia
The Dawson journal., 1885-07-30
GLASS HOUSES.
"THEY WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES
SHOULD MIND HOW THEY
CAST STONES"


The wicked ffeeth when no one purs ueth.
1t is amusing to see how tender
footed certain blood remedy pro-
prietors have become of late.
They make much ado about "apes
and imitators" when none are in
sight.
The proprietors Of B. B. B.
would say most emphatically that
their remedy stands on its own
merit. Should we attempt to I'M
itate, it would not be those who
do not understand the modus OPP
erandi of that which they offer.
Our own long experience in the
profession precludes such an idea.
The field for blood remedies is
large and broad, affording ample
room for all present aspirants.
We do not desire to close the
door against others, neither shall
it be closed against us. 3. B. b.
is the quickest remedy, does not
contain mineral or vegetable poi
son, does not initiate, and is in
the field as an honorable competi-
tor FOR pUbhe favor, and its sue
cess is without a parallel.
The Dawson journal., 1885-07-30
The Year q Jubilee, All Creation Eappg
and Buying Pianos and Organs. "
Unusually Easy Installment
Terms Now Offered BY Lud-
den & Bates Southern
Music House, Sa-
vannah, Ga.
A Square talk with Purchasers,
Giving Special Information
About Our New and Easy
Methods of Selling Pr
amos and Organs.

'IT's LONG TIME BETWEEN DRINKS"
SO remarked the Governor of South Caro-
lima to the Governor of North Carolina
many years ago, before the temperance
wave had swept over the South. He prob
ably spoke his honest convictions, and so
do we when we say
IRIS LONG TINE BETWEEN CRoPs.
And to this the thousands of family
"bread winners" in the South who are
waiting until the next crop is garnered be-
fore they buy Pianos or Organs will say
amen. But we say why wait, when you
can buy now on such very easy terms?
Only think of it,
PINOS, So 5 CASH and $40 MONTHLY
OR G Ms, $40 CASH and So MONTHLY.
Why. it's almost sin to deprive your
self and family of an Instrument when one
can be had so easily. And to those who
cannot meet monthly Installments, we Of
fer these Special Summer Terms;
PIANOS $50 CASH and BAL. NOV. l..
ORGANS, $50 CASH and BAL NOV. l..
And if crops turn out poor, so that when
Nov. LIST comes the entire balance cannot
be paid, we will accept ONE-HALF CT IT,
and wait until Nov. 1, 1886, for the other
Half.
Now, come up, buyers Our Instru-
ments lead the world. Our prices are the
lowest, our terms the easiest, and we offer
every inducement that can DO honestly
lived up to.
See These Special Summer Bargains.
Only 1910 for an elegant Rosewoo Piano;
large size; all improvements; sweet tone;
qua anteed superior and durable Piano.
Thousands sold. Best Piano sold in
! America at the price.
n new Upright Piano for only $3.50 on
! very easy terms.
The silver toned Mathushek Piano, $500,
$685., $3.50.
The magnificent Chickering Piano, the
best in the world S400, 1926 $500 to ST.
600.
Only $65 for a beautiful Parlor OF
Church Organ; solid walnut case, with
high top and Of rich design; 4 sets reeds,
10 genuine stops. Greatest bargain ever
| offered.
The Incompatible Mason 81 Hamlin Or.
gans, from 1914 up to $3.50. Rented until
paid for, Nearly three years given fol
payment.
The Dawson journal., 1885-07-30
Pungcnt Paragraphs.

"What is the safest way to
transfer bees?" asks correspond
ent. Our experience teaches us
that the safest way is to stand off
as far as possible and let the bees
transfer themselves.
"Adulterations in Limburger
cheese have been discovered. :"
The flavor of that delicacy has
long led us to suspect that some
thing was the matter with the
Bismarckian food. We thought
maybe it was not pulled until it
was oyer-ripe; but if it is adulter-
ated that explains it.
"What the country needs"
bawled a political orator, as he
placed one hand melo-dram atical-
ly between his coat tails and
pointed toward the constellation
of Perseus, with the other, "what
this country needs, he contin-
ued vaguely, as in the admiration
of his attitude he lost the skein
of his thought-"what this coun-
try needs is fewer men and more
OF them" And then he sat down
amid tumult that sounded more
like laughter than it dill applause,
and pondered over his last remark
until his feet hurt him.-Ex.
A Virginia clergyman made this
affecting speech in parting from
his flock: 81 do not regret our
separation, dear brethren, for three
good and valid reasons. The first
is that you don't love me; the sec
ond, that you don't love one an
other, and the third, that God does
not love you. You don't love me
my salary is several months in
arrears; you don't love one anoth-
er-or there would be no such a
dearth of marriages amongst you;
and God doesn't seem to love you
as you ought to be loved, because
there have been so few funerals
among you lately"
The Dawson journal., 1885-07-30
BUCKLEN's ARNICA sNLvE.

The best Selve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chap
ped Hands, Philblains, Corn and
all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required.
1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction, or money refunded.
Price rs cents per box. For sale
by Crouch Eros.