Savannah morning news. [volume] (Savannah) 1868-1887, 1885-09-15
BRIGHT BITS.

"GooD GRACIoCs," said the hen when she
discovered the porcelain egg in her nest, Il
shalFbe brIcklayer next. Boston Bulletin.
The average dude is very much like new
latd egg, hut he never finds II out untfl he has
passed through several Seasons Cincinnati
Merchant TrGg5gsr
PA" saIdaJohnny at Barnum's circus the
other day, "ff one of those Arabs should fall
down and knock all of MS teeth out, would he
talk gum c9"-Detroit Free Press.
THE day of the green apples over.
The banana peePs Joke Is mOet done,
The man and ice-cream discover
They're left and the oysters begun.
-TeSGS SItin0s.
TOMMY" exclaimed Mrs. FQgg, "don't you
know it is Sunday? Don't you know it is
naughty to make kite today" but, my
dear" interbOsed Fogg, don't you see he is
making 1t ont of a religious paper" "Ohp
SAID Mrs. r., II didn't notice that"
JONEs-'I understand the Genesta is to
have a fore & gallant sail during the race"
Brown--"A forty gallon sale. Great Scot!
She amt a rum-selier. is she?"
JOnes-"Weu, it's English. my boy, to say
she is a rum ler."-L01oeH Ctttse'l.
'THERE-" said stocktonian, sitting on the
coping to the old court house as a lady push
ing baby carriage IN which youngster was
crying Justify passed. ls great natural phe-
nomenon."
How do you make that out?"
Because it's a moving bawl!'-MGvericb.
"OHr' exclaimed Miss Daubwell, ''what a
clever man that Mr. Fogg is. He IS really
quite physiognomist | WAS telling him last
evening that had be- ONE quite proficient in
painting, and he SAID: Il was sure of it,
madame your face shows it,"
Chorus-'I ndeedg'-Bostoa Transcript
You may rattle dude
From the yunti
Legs, cane and eyeglass
A small hole might fill,
But the perfume OF puppy
WIN hang round him still.
--GOrhdD MOuntdineer.
ABELFAsT gentleman and wife were riding
out one day recently and stopped at a house
on NorthpOinJ avenue and asked for a drink
of milk. The young lady informed him that
they had only SKINNED milk, which the gen
tleman said would do After drinking the
man insisted on paying FOR it, but the young
lady refused. she finally said: Eve want no
pay; we give skinned milk to pigs"
ELIZA twho is sitting with Mr.. De Simpkins
in the parlOr, to small brother engaged IN a
musical performance outside the door,
Tommy, dear. don't play on that comb any
more. It's shockingly vulgar instrument
and I'm sure Mr.. De Simpkins disliIes it,"
Tommy-"Oh. come of, Bis! Don't you
play the comb through them auburn locks o.
yOuFn every day for an hour 5nd a half before
Mr.. De Slmpklns comes? Guess you wouldn't
do it if you thought he didRt like It."-TId
Bats.
RHYMES OF JESTER FOR GALLANT GEN
ESTA.-
The poet who claims
There's no rhyme to Genesta,
Should take to tine woods
And himself there sequester.
To his arguments then
He will find no protester,
And the public at large
He will never then poster.
Which of these rhymes
Do you think is the best, eh2
-Nel0 York Journal.
POLITE stranger in railway station said
to an old gentleman whom he had accident
ally kicked with his foot: 81 beg your par
don. sir.
"Eh?" said the deaf old gentleman.
81 beg your pardon, sir. repeated the polite
stranger. now slightly embarrassed.
~ don't quite understand YOU" he said,
mildly.
Il beg your pardon, kicked YOU"
"Mhat forfN
IAN accidentw roared the stranger.
can accident? Bless me! Where2"-Es-
ohaR0s.
somewhat astOnished to see Rube Rations
step in with new s. suit and a 75c. grip
sack in his hand.
Hello, Rubew exclaimed 81 slipshod.
"where yer bound nOw?'
Com ter Wash'n'ton on Their mex train"
"What ferr
Fer everything kin git. Growers home
and I'm goin' TO see him pusonally. Pm think
in he'll reckernize my claim "
You won't get thing, Rube. It's waste
o. time n money"
"Look ere, 81 slipshOd, the Ration family
always gifts thar"
~ propose the health OF the Ration
family said the proprietor, and Rube was
Hooded TO the chin with good luck. "-Hdrt-
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